Contest #572


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572


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-06-12
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-06-25 (estimated)
Number of captions 6241
Number of responses 218335
Number of participants 4663


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 "I'll catch it", was the last I heard. 1.7957 0.03490 553 254 158 141
1 Yours is perfectly adequate. 1.7908 0.04175 349 150 122 77
2 It looked a lot smaller online. 1.7293 0.04303 314 145 109 60
3 Well, where do you think these little balls come from? 1.6829 0.02263 1400 794 256 350
4 If size didn't matter we'd all be swimming. 1.6765 0.05398 204 104 62 38
5 It was only a dollar more.. 1.6764 0.03465 479 240 154 85
6 You should see his water noodle. 1.6733 0.05309 202 101 66 35
7 This "mine is bigger than yours" thing between you and your brother has got to stop, Harry. 1.6697 0.03329 551 289 155 107
8 No chance of us getting them mixed up, I initialed mine. 1.6649 0.03139 576 292 185 99
9 Costco. Why? 1.6644 0.03667 432 222 133 77
10 It keeps blowing over from Mar-a-Lago. You'd think they would build a wall. 1.6567 0.05135 233 125 63 45
11 Not Freudian. Trumpian. 1.6364 0.05807 187 105 45 37
12 He has a bigger house, a bigger car, and now a bigger ball - need I go on? 1.6344 0.02704 930 548 174 208
13 The car, the house--it's always a competition with him. 1.6314 0.02761 803 448 203 152
14 With a coupon it cost the same as the small one. 1.6190 0.05777 168 91 50 27
15 Just be patient. He goes back to Washington Sunday night and takes his ball with him. 1.6129 0.04896 248 140 64 44
16 It's right there on the label: May expand when wet. 1.6125 0.04104 320 172 100 48
17 They've appeared out of nowhere , in pools all over the world. 1.6083 0.02762 817 477 183 157
18 Thats the last time I send you to Costco 1.6083 0.03584 434 239 126 69
19 In this neighborhood, size is everything. 1.6026 0.06345 156 92 34 30
20 You really blew that out of proportion didn't you? 1.6022 0.05617 186 106 48 32
21 That's inflation for you. 1.5985 0.03781 391 219 110 62
22 That is not what B.Y.O.B. meant on the invitation. 1.5960 0.05106 198 107 64 27
23 THEIR BEACHBALL IS OUT OF ORDER. Ours goes pink, yellow, green, blue. 1.5845 0.03254 633 398 100 135
24 Are we in The New Yorker or one of those annoying adult coloring books? 1.5790 0.03056 582 332 163 87
25 Wait until you see the size of the seal. 1.5758 0.04166 297 166 91 40
26 All I heard was, "It's gonna be the biggest beach ball. The best. The greatest. Amazing. Yuge! Believ---OOF." 1.5736 0.04049 326 186 93 47
27 I guess my 'fat fingered vulgarian' joke really pissed him off. 1.5674 0.03669 534 357 51 126
28 If my neighbor asks for his ball back, just fucking give it to him. 1.5665 0.03646 526 347 60 119
29 Of course your Gay Pride is just as big as Ed's. 1.5664 0.06320 143 85 35 23
30 Last one on is a rotten egg. 1.5660 0.03531 523 333 84 106
31 But don't you see! The proper order is red, yellow, green! 1.5558 0.03484 475 289 108 78
32 I only came here to drink anyways. 1.5512 0.03500 459 278 109 72
33 It's what you do with it that counts. 1.5459 0.05195 185 107 55 23
34 He had to have a bigger car than me, a bigger house than me. I tell you Helene, it never ends! 1.5377 0.03838 411 263 75 73
35 That's so sweet of you Bob...but we already have one. 1.5362 0.06270 138 84 34 20
36 I can't put my finger on it, Carla, but this club makes me feel so inadequate. 1.5302 0.05913 149 90 39 20
37 In Mar-a-Lago, size matters. 1.5298 0.04185 302 184 76 42
38 Yes, but did you see how small his hands are? 1.5270 0.04128 315 194 76 45
39 Do you think he's overcompensating for something? 1.5243 0.05259 185 112 49 24
40 I guess that's the hole-ball of wax. 1.5232 0.04345 367 256 30 81
41 'As you can see, the Trumps got here first.' 1.5168 0.06289 149 97 27 25
42 Try rubbing it. 1.5105 0.06107 143 90 33 20
43 Bring a beach ball, you said. You'll make a good impression, you said. 1.5050 0.03880 303 181 91 31
44 Margaret was right....that bathing suit makes her butt look huge 1.5018 0.04506 277 181 53 43
45 If it stays up for more than four hours, we're supposed to call a physician. 1.4873 0.04197 275 173 70 32
46 Well, apparently more than his ego is inflated. 1.4857 0.05953 140 89 34 17
47 Plenty of guys have one ball bigger than the other. 1.4833 0.04609 269 182 44 43
48 It's payback for my reporting that his inaugural ball wasn't as bigly as some others. 1.4819 0.05035 166 100 52 14
49 I think I mixed up the Viagra and Chlorine Tablet bottles 1.4808 0.04443 260 169 57 34
50 I've found someone else. 1.4785 0.05348 186 123 37 26
51 Is it just me, or has inflation gotten out of hand? 1.4770 0.04509 239 153 58 28
52 But compared to what you've seen at other pools, mine is about average, right? 1.4754 0.04401 244 155 62 27
53 You must be new to Texas.... 1.4741 0.04456 251 163 57 31
54 Just wait till you see the seal! 1.4737 0.04473 247 160 57 30
55 Maybe you should take yours over to the baby pool. 1.4715 0.04449 246 159 58 29
56 If this were a simulation, the colors would be in the same order! 1.4713 0.04942 244 171 31 42
57 They were wrong. It wasn't an asteroid after all. 1.4711 0.04427 242 155 60 27
58 I don't think you've got the ball to compete. 1.4661 0.04548 236 154 54 28
59 It's true, one of your balls is larger than the other. 1.4632 0.04741 231 155 45 31
60 No yeah, yours is totally nice too. 1.4630 0.04726 216 141 50 25
61 You haven't got the ball to compete, have you? 1.4602 0.04612 226 148 52 26
62 they blow up so quickly don't they? 1.4545 0.05148 176 115 42 19
63 Herman's neighbor had a home with a three car garage, a bigger, high end SUV, and now this? 1.4541 0.05283 218 158 21 39
64 We've sent someone to find a pin. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
65 Trump insisted we use his ball 1.4498 0.04885 209 141 42 26
66 At least mine has the same colors..!!.. 1.4493 0.04775 207 137 47 23
67 I'm gonna try to squeeze in a swim. 1.4471 0.05343 170 114 36 20
68 What part of spontaneously capricious polychromatic spherical mega-erratic subdivision do you not understand? 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
69 Hey, I tried to tell him it wasn't about size. . . but you know Donald! 1.4375 0.05150 192 133 34 25
70 Don't get too Freudian on me, Harold. It's just another man's beach ball. 1.4368 0.04683 190 123 51 16
71 This piece is called 'Covfefe'. It explores the relationship between ego and intellect. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
72 what on earth made you pick a ball with those colors? 1.4339 0.04638 189 122 52 15
73 We're just going to have to get used to having Christo in our neighborhood. 1.4332 0.04970 187 126 41 20
74 Well, he's trying to compensate for something. 1.4324 0.04580 185 118 54 13
75 Can I sue? It copied my colors. 1.4324 0.05349 185 131 28 26
76 Your first question is why it's floating so low in the water? Really?? 1.4324 0.05009 185 125 40 20
77 I guess Tom Brady overinflated this time. 1.4278 0.04922 180 120 43 17
78 Isn't the biggest house enough for that guy? 1.4270 0.05449 178 127 26 25
79 What do you mean it does not match? 1.4237 0.04781 177 116 47 14
80 People who bought that also bought this. 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
81 Where am I going to pee? 1.4229 0.05458 175 125 26 24
82 Looks like Trump got here first. 1.4220 0.05319 173 121 31 21
83 No one wants to swim, we're all out of breath. 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
84 Don't be deflated because your ball is small; you nailed the color scheme. 1.4176 0.05514 170 122 25 23
85 This must be your first Texas pool party. 1.4167 0.05563 168 121 24 23
86 Let's quietly leave. I just don't see us fitting in. 1.4146 0.05325 164 114 32 18
87 Honey, remember this is Mar-a-Lago, it's his pool, just get over it. 1.4135 0.06235 133 96 19 18
88 I get a lower rate on my insurance if no one actually swims in the pool. 1.4133 0.07848 75 52 15 8
89 Don't worry, Donnie. You can tweet that yours is bigger. 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
90 Sorry, I thought you'd have a bigger pool. 1.4112 0.07145 107 79 12 16
91 Amazon said it was 12 inches 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
92 Then the whole "my balls are bigger than yours" thing got kinda out of hand. 1.4099 0.05536 161 115 26 20
93 They do this every time the lifeguard goes on a break. 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
94 Who invited Trump's kid? 1.4094 0.06260 127 91 20 16
95 You know little Donnie needs to have the bigly, hugely, most beautiful Covfefe in the pool, right? 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
96 The ad said they had a big ballroom 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
97 I thought cold water made them shrink? 1.4088 0.05516 159 113 27 19
98 So that's a large and that's a medium? 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
99 I bet whoever's ball that is, he's wearing a Speedo. 1.4076 0.05419 157 110 30 17
100 Remember the Pool Regulations we forgot to vote on last fall ?? 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
101 And you should see the size of his noodle. 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
102 Trust me. The pool is a LOT cleaner this way. 1.4038 0.04963 156 104 41 11
103 We got this because we couldn't afford a life guard. 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
104 "No, seriously... You should take a picture of that hot air balloon stuck in our pool -- and then send it to 'The New Yorker' for their next caption contest. You won't believe the number of idiots who won't "get it". 1.4026 0.05568 154 110 26 18
105 The package said size of a human head. I didn't know they meant the President. 1.4000 0.05676 150 108 24 18
106 It cost more to send it back than to just keep it. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
107 I just wanna Make Beach Balls Great Again 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
108 It cuts down on the yelling and splashing. 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
109 I thought we weren't inviting Donald. 1.3916 0.05958 143 106 18 19
110 Will you please stop blowing it out of proportion? 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
111 There’s also Olympic size 1.3910 0.05319 133 90 34 9
112 I've been meaning to tell you, I'm seeing someone else. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
113 It keeps people from peeing in the pool. 1.3867 0.07802 75 54 13 8
114 I got a good deal on it when Ringling Bros. shut down. 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
115 Why do you always have to one up me? 1.3841 0.04749 138 90 43 5
116 That's what I get for ordering online. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
117 Ok , now you have something to feel inadequate about. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
118 How did they know the colors of my beach ball? 1.3824 0.06354 136 105 10 21
119 Yes, the president was here. Why do you ask? 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
120 I can't shake the feeling their 'new' dad seems determined to win them over. 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
121 Passion for art? You're just too cheap to hire a lifeguard. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
122 I'm so done with Texas. 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
123 I didn't know it was a competition. 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
124 I heard this voice say "Time to go to the mother ship," and suddenly here we were. 1.3721 0.04547 129 83 44 2
125 Well...this is Texas. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
126 It's our way of dealing with the drought. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
127 When I said you should get a pair, I was hoping they'd match 1.3701 0.06205 127 96 15 16
128 So, is this your first Texas pool party? 1.3701 0.05895 127 93 21 13
129 Honey, I like yours just the way it is. 1.3680 0.06068 125 93 18 14
130 Flashback 1949: Little Donnie Trump fulfills his boast to bring a "huge, huge" beachball to his neighborhood pool. 1.3680 0.06173 125 94 16 15
131 We're in luck. Just found a safety pin. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
132 We bought ours at Costco. 1.3659 0.06246 123 93 15 15
133 The Joneses called to say they can't make it, so we can lose the big one. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
134 It's more than they are the same colors. 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
135 The Rainbow Aliens apologize that their mother ship landed in your pool. They offer this unique replica gift in hopes that you will forgive them. 1.3636 0.06535 121 94 10 17
136 I'm sorry, but size really does matter. 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
137 They always have to outdo us 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
138 We decided the flag was too "in your face." 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
139 Didn't I tell you that there will always be someone with bigger, more colorful balls than yours? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
140 They always have to outdo us 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
141 Go big or go home. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
142 Thanks, Ted, but I think we're good. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
143 It's beautiful! What was your inspiration? 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
144 We are going to have Mexico pay for the ball. 1.3559 0.06428 118 91 12 15
145 In case we lose the other one. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
146 Bob, you look a little deflated. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
147 I use this one in my bathtub. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
148 Don't blow this out of proportion! 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
149 And over here is the "Trump pool " It's filled with hot air . 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
150 You don't have the balls to compete! 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
151 Donald got here first. 1.3482 0.06305 112 85 15 12
152 He says he wants to make pool parties great again. 1.3482 0.06176 112 84 17 11
153 No one was worrying about inflation. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
154 It's called a covfefe: self-inflating and full of hot-air. 1.3455 0.06384 110 84 14 12
155 We've been shouting "Marco!" for hours with no answer. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
156 Well, the colors are perfect and the catalog did say, "Dimensions may vary.". 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
157 He said he wanted one that was bigly. 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
158 The president brought it so all our hands would look tiny. 1.3426 0.06331 108 82 15 11
159 For some reason, I'm not attracted to you any more. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
160 You should see the rubber duck in their tub. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
161 My ex found out that you were coming. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
162 This party was overblown from the beginning. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
163 Look, it's not the size......well, ok, it's the size. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
164 Do you have a pin ? 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
165 We get it, you're gay. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
166 If it lasts more than four hours I'll call the doctor. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
167 The guy in the store did say, "Don't get it wet." 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
168 It's garish, bloated, and vacuous – someday it could be President. 1.3333 0.06443 105 81 13 11
169 At least you didn't bring your noodle. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
170 Don't worry, honey. Yours is just the right size. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
171 Yours isn't small. He's overcompensating. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
172 Now, that was quite a blow job..... 1.3333 0.07013 102 82 6 14
173 Well, I see the Joneses arrived. 1.3333 0.06730 102 80 10 12
174 I agree. It's neither practical nor functional. But it sure brightens up the place. 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
175 I blame inflation. 1.3333 0.06299 105 80 15 10
176 Did you see where my other ball went? 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
177 I think size does matter. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
178 Is it wrong to say this Gay Pride month thing, is getting too big. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
179 The Joneses win again. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
180 It's a temporary fix. The lifeguard doesn't start until Monday. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
181 I keep getting reminded of why we don't like them. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
182 Bet Dr. Freud never anticipated this one. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
183 I told you it would fit. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
184 Don’t be so quick to judge. 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
185 Simply point your wand at it and say "Engorgio!" 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
186 I ordered twenty one-foot beach balls, not one twenty-foot beach ball. Darned autocorrect! 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
187 I'm seeing somebody else. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
188 Don't be jealous, yours is ...cuter. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
189 They bought that ball years ago and never adjusted for inflation. 1.3196 0.06959 97 78 7 12
190 With my baloon mortgage I can't swing the water and chemicals anymore. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
191 I told you we should have brought wine. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
192 Darling, bigly is always better, especially during these times. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
193 No, mine is a beach ball. That's a covfefe. 1.3158 0.06568 95 74 12 9
194 You know, once upon a time, I always got the New Yorker cartoons. 1.3158 0.06737 95 75 10 10
195 They asked what the beach ball was for and I said -the pool. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
196 I see the Trumps have arrived. 1.3118 0.07003 93 75 7 11
197 I told Christo he could house sit. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
198 Even my acid trips are bourgeois. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
199 The pool looked bigger in the brochure. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
200 Oh, honey, you know size doesn't matter to me. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
201 I guess one's enough. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
202 Sarah thought her air balloon trip might end in drowning, but she didn't predict that no one would notice. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
203 It's an annoyance but they haven't had a drowning in years! 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
204 Yeah... we're thinking about getting a bigger pool. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
205 The big kid with the bad haircut just left it there. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
206 I found a nest of these close by. 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
207 Giant Beach Ball? No! An Inexperienced Hot Air Baloonist! 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
208 Nice try. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
209 You mean to tell me these cartoons could have been in color all these years?! 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
210 Who knew we'd attract a Mother Ship?! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
211 Well, I guess size DOES matter ... 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
212 The mothership has returned for its offspring. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
213 I think the whole thing is over blown! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
214 Gulliver's kid never picks up his stuff. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
215 You should see the drink umbrellas. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
216 "Yours will be equally spectacular in the kiddie pool". 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
217 Last we heard he was screaming 'Marco...!' 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
218 "Looks like they already have a beach ball. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
219 I'll bet The New Yorker is sick and tired of hearing "Size Matters." 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
220 ... a new glitch has arisen in apple's urine detection software. 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
221 You never know how these new breast implants are going to react to salt water pools! 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
222 Yes Costco. How did you know. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
223 Don't worry, Berry. Some women actually prefer a smaller one. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
224 No, yours is a good size. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
225 They made the president wear a swim cap. 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
226 We think it's a Kardashian butt, but we are too scared to touch it 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
227 It's what you do with it that counts. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
228 I brought one for the sink. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
229 I thought it was like some site-specific art installation metaphor for inflation. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
230 Just so you know, its mother is watching your every move. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
231 You're new at Mar-a-Lago! 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
232 He is compensating for his small diving board. 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
233 We lost the pool, but now we can find our house on Google Earth. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
234 I should have married your brother. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
235 This is not want I meant about having a ball in the pool. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
236 Wow - finally a little extra budget to have at least partial coloring in the cartoon! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
237 I've met somebody else. 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
238 Thanks for bring yours Tom, but Pride Day at the pool is a pretty big thing here. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
239 We're gonna need a bigger pool 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
240 I guess this Gay Pride thing is bigger than we thought. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
241 You're embarrassing me in front of my friends. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
242 Clearly we didn't need to bring our ball too. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
243 The Association would like you to take your ball and go home. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
244 Ever since deflategate Tom's been over compensating. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
245 Nah...Not too much...Anything new with you? 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
246 Understandably... but if I heard Marco Polo one more time 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
247 Act like you don't see it; Phil just wants a reaction. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
248 Put that little thing away! It's embarrassing. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
249 We don't talk about the ball. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
250 I told you this would happen if you didn't use ballicide. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
251 It's cheaper than paying for a lifeguard. 1.2785 0.06963 79 64 8 7
252 Worst hot-air balloon landing ever. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
253 One of your balls really *is* bigger than the other one. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
254 I'm not messing around when I say something is "yuge." 1.2778 0.09437 36 28 6 2
255 We dated a long time ago Howard, get over it. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
256 Yours is very nice, but I don't think we need it right now 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
257 Whose idea was it to invite the Trumps? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
258 I agreee it's utterly outrageous but it's not impeachment territory. 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
259 We never could keep up with the Joneses. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
260 This explains the Ferrari. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
261 You've got to stop shopping at Costco. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
262 Oh, George! Why do you always have to blow things out of proportion? 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
263 But he still had two wishes left. You should see the size of the clown and the pony. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
264 Don't worry, Harold. It's how you use it that counts. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
265 Does anyone know where the kids are? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
266 My cousins from Texas are visiting. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
267 Could've sworn I heard somebody yell "Marco." 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
268 I have a great personality. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
269 The box said Olympic size. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
270 Ah, Pride Week 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
271 Tell Donald's mother he forgot his ball again. 1.2703 0.07526 74 62 4 8
272 I see you have the salesman sample. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
273 It seems like one of your balls is swollen. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
274 Well, I couldn't find a bigger pool but I did find this. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
275 They're nouveau riche. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
276 That's the problem with you John, you never think big. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
277 That's nothing, you should've seen the seal. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
278 I feel so inaqequate. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
279 I see the Trumps have arrived. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
280 His beach ball is so confefe. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
281 The gay agenda is coming to a swimming pool near you! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
282 'Of course yours is big enough Frank.' 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
283 I don't think I want to be here when the owner comes back for his ball. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
284 Your's is very nice too. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
285 Do you ever feel like you're in a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
286 Once again, you've blown things out of proportion. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
287 Trump sent it. He wanted us to have the biggest, best ball ever. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
288 You spilled you Viagra pills where? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
289 We're going to need a bigger pool. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
290 This way we don't have to actually go in the water. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
291 Blame it on Deflategate. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
292 There is nothing "wrong" with your ball, I'd just rather play with his. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
293 Have you seen the children? 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
294 Oh Harold, I wish you’d gotten here sooner. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
295 They grow up so fast 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
296 So just how long does it take to for shrinkage to occur? 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
297 Looks like someone didn't read the "Not for use in pool or shower" tag. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
298 This brings to an end the old round-peg-in-a square-hole theory 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
299 Donald is so competitive! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
300 Never invite a Texan to a California pool party. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
301 Even their pool has an inflated ego. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
302 It's full of hot air so there must be a politician around here somewhere. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
303 Too little, too late, Jeff. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
304 It's for the pool I want, not the one I have. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
305 Inflation is killing me 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
306 The funeral for the guy who blew it up is tomorrow. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
307 "Let's find a smaller pool". 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
308 I see SOMEONE'S dad loves their kids. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
309 And yet the drinks are still so small. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
310 Apparently he's the only one allowed two scoops of ice cream at dessert as well. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
311 It makes the pool great again 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
312 I forgot to turn the pump off. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
313 Yea and you should see the seal that comes with it 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
314 Oh, that beach ball? That's fake news. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
315 Oh, men and their balls. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
316 And the LSD Fridays are simply fab! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
317 His ego is over-inflated too. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
318 Hold this. I think there are three people still in the balloon basket. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
319 I warned you not to steal its young. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
320 Thanks...but daddy already bought me one. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
321 The final fate of the wizard of Oz.... 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
322 I see Donny Trump brought his beach ball again 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
323 She said she wanted a splash of color. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
324 They wanted a pool cover but accidentally ordered a covfete. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
325 I'm so glad that the Louvre has finally embraced the LGBT. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
326 My ball usually shrinks in the water 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
327 "Just add water", the instructions said. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
328 Yes, but I assumed the balloon payment was for our mortgage. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
329 It's called inflation. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
330 Watch out for the hand that picks it up. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
331 That must be Donald's ball. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
332 Don't you think they're taking this "keeping up with the Jones" thing a bit too far...? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
333 Let's see how big it is after it gets out of the pool 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
334 As I've told you before, size does matter! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
335 It's the Mar-a-Lago version. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
336 Have you seen Clifford? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
337 To little too late as usual ! 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
338 I bought mine in Texas 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
339 It is always smaller after it has been in the pool. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
340 It's so hard to tell when you buy 'em online! 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
341 Well, the invited said BYOB. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
342 It's Gay Pride weekend. You don't stand a chance. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
343 I think we'll come to realize that we dropped the ball. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
344 Look at the bright side, we've disproved the Archimedes' Principle. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
345 I was talking diamond ring when I said "go big or go home." 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
346 And I suppose size matters? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
347 Let's not blow this out of proportion. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
348 It's a Claes Oldenburg original. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
349 It popped up just after I asked for a highball. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
350 Well, this is awkward. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
351 He yelled "Polo," and then he drowned. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
352 I thought you meant something else entirely when you said one of your balls was bigger than the other... 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
353 The ball's in your pool now 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
354 INTO the pool was the easy part. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
355 There goes my pick up line 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
356 Sometimes I just hate plastic surgeons. 1.2500 0.07662 68 58 3 7
357 This pool is always packed. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
358 Click 'FUNNY' if last week's finalists left you questioning the meaning of 'FUNNY.' 1.2462 0.07915 65 56 2 7
359 Well, someone's over-compensating. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
360 Like I tell your father, it's not the size of the beach ball that counts, but the way you bounce it 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
361 Ever hear of shrinkage? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
362 All my life I've thought, "Why not go big?" 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
363 We're good. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
364 I heard you needed a shrink. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
365 Whoever's in charge of the air compressor should probably turn it off now. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
366 Sure I’m happy. But not that happy. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
367 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
368 Sorry I can't; out of breath! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
369 He's your brother. Let it go. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
370 In his pool back in Texas,you wouldn't even notice it. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
371 I'm sorry honey . . .I thought they were in Mar a Lago this weekend! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
372 Whoever did that has a lot of balls 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
373 I decided to make my backyard a metaphor for my divorce. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
374 It made a big splash a few weeks ago. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
375 I think it's a sponge. It was smaller than yours when she threw it into the pool. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
376 I wouldn't anger the mother. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
377 I hope it accepts this offering. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
378 We asked Donald to contribute something substantial and meaningful. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
379 So that's a covfefe! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
380 So, who's your pool guy? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
381 If the President says it is a "Really, Really, big ball", then it is a really, really big ball.. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
382 Pardon me, would you happen to have a pin? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
383 Who left the Viagra in the pool? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
384 Don't let that thing get near the water. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
385 I tire of your perceived sense of inadequacy. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
386 Q: "How do you think this pool party is going?" A: "Well, looks like everyone is having a ball!" 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
387 Just drop it in very chlorinated water and voila...! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
388 He ate a double serving of the chili, changed into his rainbow Speedo, and didn't wait 30 minutes before jumping in. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
389 Has anybody seen Barry? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
390 We'll play with yours after Donald leaves. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
391 I guess I misunderstood the evite which said to bring something for a large pool party. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
392 Put it away. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
393 Consider this your last year to chair the LGBT decorating committee. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
394 Nobody brings a New York beach ball to a Texas party. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
395 We should have just gotten him a bottle of wine. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
396 My penis is still bigger. 1.2381 0.08069 63 55 1 7
397 Sorry sir, we have a one-ball policy 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
398 It looks a lot smaller at the beach. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
399 Do you have a smaller pool I could use? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
400 Is there a kiddie pool? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
401 Sometimes size does count. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
402 I told you not to throw your viagra in the pool. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
403 I wouldn't feel too bad, he's just overcompensating for his tiny towel. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
404 But, where are the children? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
405 Have you seen the kids? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
406 There was nowhere else to put it. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
407 We told the Trumps there was a size limit on pool toys, but little Donald insisted. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
408 The President is in town. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
409 Oh look, I think I won a prize, my beach ball matches whatever that thing is! 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
410 Have you seen the kids lately? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
411 The President brought his also. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
412 I don't think Marco can hear Polo. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
413 Yes my ex is here but I wouldn't worry about it. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
414 We need to ban pool toys. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
415 You just missed the President. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
416 Damn pool hog! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
417 We shouldn't be here. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
418 It bounced in from Mar-a-Lago. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
419 No no Harold. Your beach ball is also great. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
420 So then I realized I'd bought the wrong size about 2 hours into blowing it up. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
421 Try the kiddie pool. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
422 It only cost a dollar more! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
423 we're making beach balls great again! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
424 Isn't Costco great?! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
425 They say he huffed and he puffed and he blew the thing up. Then keeled over and never got to play with it. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
426 is this some sort of big-fish/small-pond thing? 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
427 Are we in the right magazine? I thought these cartoons were only black and white. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
428 My therapist said to point out when you do this. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
429 Bigger isn't always better, Larry. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
430 Don't worry, dear. We're obviously beginning a dream sequence. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
431 Some would say "this Beach Ball is too big" but I say "this Pool is too small". 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
432 Christo visits a suburb 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
433 What is it now? Ball Envy? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
434 What part of "I have a huuuge beachball was not clear?" 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
435 First time at Mar Largo? 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
436 Enjoy every moment because they blow up so fast. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
437 We're going to need a bigger pool. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
438 All the directions said was to add water. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
439 All it would take is a pin! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
440 Ironically, it turned out to be a big impediment to frolicking. 1.2295 0.07536 61 52 4 5
441 They gave it one scene in Baywatch, and now look 1.2286 0.09245 35 29 4 2
442 I wasn't the only one to misinterpret BYOB. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
443 Maybe we should check out the wading pool. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
444 We couldn't decide whether safety or inclusivity was paramount. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
445 It's their latest model -- the Gulliver. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
446 They said, "It's his resort and his pool." 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
447 I hate it when he comes back to Mara Lago. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
448 The online reviews did say the pool is small. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
449 My ex has never been subtle. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
450 I hate to say it, but I am forced to admit that size really does matter. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
451 Honey, there's no reason to feel inadequate. Remember we're in Texas. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
452 This is why I hate visiting the Joneses 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
453 Don't compare yourself to him. He's a showboat and a nut job. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
454 Someone already brought one for everyone. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
455 Yeah-the senior men's Aquarobics had a class this morning. Big Viagra crowd. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
456 I agree ... it is an interesting location for an Apple Store... 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
457 This party's lame - let's bounce. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
458 I've found someone else. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
459 He had his coming out party last night. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
460 The lifeguard is on break. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
461 We made the pool great again! 1.2203 0.07671 59 51 3 5
462 Don't be so sensitive, dear. Size isn't that important. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
463 Have you seen the kids? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
464 It's a big ball. It's not indicative of anything. 1.2203 0.07671 59 51 3 5
465 It's a cautionary metaphor for unchecked economic growth. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
466 He did say it was going to be 'Yuge' 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
467 It's nesting. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
468 Sorry, I have a boyfriend. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
469 You know, sometimes, bigger is NOT better... 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
470 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. I'm afraid it is not only the President's ego that is over-inflated these days. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
471 I don't like my guests to feel they have to bring anything. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
472 Somebody please tell the Giant to come get his ball! 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
473 I like the color scheme in both, but that's more what I had in mind. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
474 Wow that "don't pee in the pool system" they installed really works! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
475 Well, that emptied the pool! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
476 Size may not matter to YOU... 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
477 These pool toys are getting out of hand! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
478 We picked it up at a Dodgers game last week. 1.2203 0.08043 59 52 1 6
479 I just hate it that the pool has gotten so competitive! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
480 You lose. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
481 Must you always embarrass me? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
482 'These new balls let you know if someone's peed in the pool' 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
483 Honey, I'm gay. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
484 You're too late. We're already having a ball. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
485 No, Doug, I don't want to know what would happen if Mercury were captured by the Sun. I want to swim. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
486 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
487 It seems they need a chlorinated swimming pool to nest in; we have a certified Inflataball Habitat back yard now. This little fellow is from the last litter. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
488 One guess, they're from Texas. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
489 It's hard to get in but once you do, you'll have a ball. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
490 It's how you play with it. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
491 Don't be silly. Your's is the perfect size. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
492 What were you saying about the pool making yours shrink? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
493 What part of 'don't add water' didn't you understand in the instructions? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
494 There's no room for your beach ball. We're making the pool great again. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
495 I thought you said the water was cold. 1.2143 0.07942 56 49 2 5
496 Where's the Trump logo? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
497 We just laze around and drink, actually. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
498 I think you need to adjust the chemicals. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
499 Another example of your total inability to keep up with the Jones's! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
500 The other pool is much colder. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
501 Looks like Sully has safely landed the hot air balloon! 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
502 That's sweet of you honey, but the kids already got a ball from their father. 1.2143 0.07942 56 49 2 5
503 Does this pool make me look fat? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
504 It's Donald's 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
505 I see the Joneses are here. 1.2143 0.07942 56 49 2 5
506 I changed a few settings on the 3D printer. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
507 Be grateful he didn't bring his Super Soaker. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
508 That ball is like his ego - hugely inflated. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
509 I know we say it doesn't,but it does matter. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
510 Marco? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
511 But I did yell "heads up" before I threw it to your mother. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
512 The inflation really is booming here. 1.2121 0.09492 33 28 3 2
513 I warned them not to let it touch the water. 1.2121 0.09492 33 28 3 2
514 Why do you blow everything out of proportion? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
515 I thought you needed some perspective. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
516 I just like watching peoples reactions. I have an elephant in the living room. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
517 I decided to make beach balls great again. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
518 Unlike the others, I don't judge a man by the size of his balls. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
519 You actually thought Christo was just going to put water in his pool? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
520 I warned you about inviting that guy from Texas. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
521 Oh. I see you already have a beach ball. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
522 That's what happens when you take viagra and pee in the pool. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
523 Well, he is making everything great again, including beach balls. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
524 This one reads, "Keep away from water. For desert music festivals only." 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
525 Sorry, water polo and balloon rides have both been cancelled. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
526 Janice just got her Costco Membership 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
527 You should see the kid who owns it. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
528 Okay, so maybe size does matter. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
529 I started blowing it up when I was seven. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
530 We moved here from Texas 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
531 I would call it a splash of color rather than an invasion. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
532 Hop in! There must be something in the water! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
533 Looks like you mixed up the Miracle-Gro and chlorine bottles again, Harold. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
534 I think you better take YOUR ball and go home. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
535 The "good news" is we haven't had a drowning all year at the community pool!!! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
536 When they wanted to raise our insurance premium, we decided to simply minimize our risk potential. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
537 Put it down slowly, the mothers are very protective of their young 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
538 The directions said "Just add water." 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
539 I told you it would grow if you gave it enough water. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
540 I guess he really meant it when he said it was going to be yuuge. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
541 It's called a Covfefe. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
542 Yeah, but mine came with a seal of approval. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
543 Every McMansion needs a McBeachBall. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
544 We come here every year for the colors. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
545 The Johnsons aren't getting away with this...stay here while I get the grill fork. 1.2075 0.08241 53 47 1 5
546 Ok, don't let this one get wet. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
547 A hologram! Neat! 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
548 Still think fracking is harmless? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
549 You better put the baby back before it notices... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
550 It's the Mar-a-Lago management's method of enforcing their 'If the Donald isn't swimming, nobody's swimming' policy. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
551 Everything in this neighborhood turns into a competition. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
552 It doesn't lead to as much frolicking as you'd think. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
553 Still going to blame the cold water? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
554 How could you have known? It is still a lovely housewarming gift! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
555 Well, it's his resort, and he IS the President. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
556 Oh, that reminds me, I had to seat you at the kid's table. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
557 Ok... ok... here´s a smaller one, but once the pool is full of pee, you'll see I was right. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
558 I don't think you'll need that. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
559 Ever since Donald was a little kid, he had to have the biggest balls. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
560 I think there's a problem with one of your balls. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
561 Don't be silly Randall - nobody else even noticed 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
562 Frankly, I find everything about Mar-a-Lago a bit overblown. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
563 Sweetie honestly ...yours is big enough. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
564 The invitation said NOT to bring a beach ball...but you never listen do you! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
565 When you see him just tell him that his was the biggest. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
566 Stop complaining and just toss it back over the fence! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
567 Remember "magic sea monkeys?" It's like that. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
568 Sure... But the half-life is quite reasonable. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
569 Frank, just think of it this way: you have a small carbon footprint. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
570 Mar A Lago has the best beach balls. Believe me. The best. Youuuuuge. All other beach balls... Losers. Sad. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
571 Multi-lingual inflation instructions - very hard to follow 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
572 Day 1 of the beach ball apocalypse 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
573 I understand that beach ball came from the Trump collection. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
574 Bummer man. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
575 What did you expect here at Mar-a-Lago? 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
576 I think it blew in from Mar-a-lago. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
577 The President is in 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
578 You know what they say about men with small beach balls? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
579 Underwhelming as usual, Norman. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
580 Looks like Ted Turner's in town. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
581 You'll know him when you see him....and you WILL see him 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
582 Everybody seems to be having such a ball. 1.2000 0.08982 35 30 3 2
583 Oh, it belongs to that Gulliver guy. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
584 Awe, you must be Paul's little brother. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
585 I heard the guy who blew that one up had to go to the emergency room. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
586 You nit. I told you not to inflate with convfefe. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
587 It's okay, honey, yours is big enough for me. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
588 Well, I guess our summer plans blew up in our faces. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
589 The Trumps are here too. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
590 I'm starting to think that the sizes at Costco are getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
591 Oh good. I didn't want to get my hair wet. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
592 Have you seen my other beach ball? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
593 But yours is so cute. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
594 Put that away--you're embarrassing me. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
595 ...and we haven't had a single drowning since. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
596 Well, at least it's pretty clear who the mother is. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
597 His inflated ego is insufferable. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
598 Maybe no one will notice that we can't afford to fill the pool. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
599 His ego is only surpassed by his balls. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
600 Don't let this make you feel so inadequate, George! 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
601 It's ok hon, yours is much more beachier. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
602 You just add water! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
603 It's not just the size of your ball Bob. It emphasizes your limited aspirations. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
604 Honey, don't freak out, but my ex-boyfriend is here. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
605 Someone's overcompensating. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
606 I think Bert's still down there trying to find the valve. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
607 I found it at the dollar store. You place the capsule in the pool and 30 minutes later you have a giant beach ball. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
608 Huge COVFEFE 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
609 It's the thought that counts. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
610 You left the gate open. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
611 Beach Ball Envy strikes unexpectedly at the Jones' last weekend. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
612 "It fell from that beanstalk yesterday". 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
613 But yours is a nice size too, honey. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
614 How's your switch to metric working out? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
615 I can tell you're not a blowhard. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
616 I see you have the salesman sample. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
617 Mine floats 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
618 Mister, it takes big balls to hang out here. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
619 I appreciate your Pride honey, but i think the boys are gonna want to swim. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
620 It's not the heat. It's the humility. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
621 See, bigger isn't always better. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
622 I see the Trumps showed up. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
623 ...no doubt, yours makes the pool look way bigger. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
624 Gee, your pool must be pretty small. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
625 Here again, dear, size isn't everything. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
626 You may want to read page 347 of the Homeowner's Association Policies and Restrictions. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
627 Do you know how much it cost to use color? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
628 I was tried of feeling pressured to swim. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
629 I think you're looking for the children's pool. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
630 I texted my order for 50 one-foot diameter beach balls. Spell-check changed it to this. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
631 If it doesn't go away in 4 hours, call my doctor. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
632 Why no. Is there one missing? 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
633 Guess which one's the Trump Brand Beach Ball. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
634 Again, Brad, too little too late. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
635 No, I haven't seen your wife. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
636 His is bigger, yes, but mine won't get stuck. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
637 He asked for bigly. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
638 The kiddie pool is in the back. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
639 Always gotta try and fit in, doncha? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
640 When they said they only had the one, I assumed they wanted more. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
641 Well, son of a beach-ball. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
642 Somebody blew it, but who? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
643 The urine count must be high again. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
644 it said one size fits all 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
645 We are trying to save money on lifeguards. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
646 This one keeps the kids out. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
647 Oh, no! The Trumps are here. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
648 So how does it feels to have one so small? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
649 Leave it to Trump to make a big splash and leave us to pick up after him. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
650 You always accused me of not having big enough balls. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
651 "As you can see, we favor the small pool big ball concept". 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
652 Ball envy is a thing? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
653 Who invited Donald? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
654 Shaq forgot to take his beach ball! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
655 Unlike my beach ball, pool balls are large and useless. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
656 Is Tom Brady available? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
657 Yes, his is bigger than yours. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
658 You and your time-shares. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
659 It says here "may not be used a flotation device" 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
660 I told you this neighborhood was over-inflated. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
661 After decades of tax breaks, the One Percent started to feel the impact of hyperinflation. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
662 So I've decided size does matters after all. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
663 Global warming? 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
664 Pool parties always leave me feeling somehow inadequate. 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
665 Some recently divorced parents' kid just threw it in. 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
666 Sorry, but until Mr.Trump finishes in the bouncy house, the pool here at Mar A Lago is temporarily closed. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
667 The condo association doesn't want to pay for a lifeguard. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
668 Our pool guy is into probiotics. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
669 The colors duke! The colors! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
670 That's what I hate about hot air balloons. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
671 I have asthma. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
672 Lady Gaga will be out any minute. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
673 So that's a covfefe! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
674 I'm leaving you, his is bigger. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
675 Honey, you're blowing things way out of proportion. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
676 Our pool coverage is a covfefe, what you have is a beach ball! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
677 Anyone seen Henry? He said he'd be arriving by hot air balloon. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
678 You think that's big? You should see my noodle. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
679 WHY? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
680 Careful! She's very protective of her young. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
681 Oh, stop whining. Just play in the shallow end. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
682 I don't want to be here when it deflates. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
683 There's a lot more where this came from, babe. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
684 Let's discuss the ball in the room. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
685 It conserves water and it's cheaper than a lifeguard. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
686 Build a wall? Oohhh, I thought he said "giant beach ball!" 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
687 When he told me his was much bigger than mine, I had no idea. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
688 Sorry, we have a one ball limit in the pool! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
689 Where are the children? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
690 Well, one usually is bigger than the other... 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
691 Don't worry, the average sized beach ball is 30". 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
692 Mine's easier to play with. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
693 First "he" sucked all the oxygen out of the room and now he is sucking all the water out of the pool. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
694 I think there's something blocking the pool filter. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
695 Hold this while I jump at the pool. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
696 I guess I'll just take my ball and go home. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
697 HE SAID THE GAS STATION CHARGED A DOLLAR TO USE THE AIR AND HE USED EVERY PENNY OF IT !! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
698 I thought it was BYOB. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
699 We bought it before we'd decided on the size of the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
700 They're so cute at that age, I just can't stand it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
701 Now let's not make a scene. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
702 Some people just want to make a bigger splash! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
703 Sure is quiet. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
704 No, you can't borrow my hair pin. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
705 These babies expand when wet so if you ever drop one in the toilet run like crazy. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
706 That's why I hate ordering things online:You never know how it's going to fit! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
707 And you were worried we wouldn't fit in. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
708 The Kaplan's showoffery was never more in force than during their famous neighborhood pool parties. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
709 You know what they say, size doesn't matter 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
710 So much for making a big splash at this party. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
711 They're so cute when they're young. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
712 The hot air balloon pilot won the bet, but they are not sure he will survive. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
713 Please tell me that's a hot air balloon that crash landed. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
714 As usual, no one wanted to talk about the elephant's ball in the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
715 Attention Oz-Land Guests: Would the owner of a 1939 multi-colored hot air balloon with Nebraska plates please report to the pool deck? Your party is waiting for you. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
716 Ugh, millennials. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
717 Do you think she’ll attack if we take her baby? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
718 I'd heard he had an inflated ego. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
719 Contrary to popular belief Harold, size doesn't matter. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
720 See Dad, we can have a pool party AND be "Water Protectors" also. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
721 I'm not sure I want to be around when he comes after it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
722 Bigly is always bestly 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
723 It's health and safety gone mad 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
724 It was only ten bucks at Costco. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
725 Have you noticed the size of the kids in this neighborhood? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
726 Rather obvious, don't you think? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
727 It's because of Trump. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
728 The cabana boy is never here when we need him. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
729 I believe your ex is trying to make a point. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
730 When too many people are spending money too freely, there's a risk of hyperinflation. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
731 I like big balls, I cannot lie. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
732 Christo's latest installation 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
733 There are always a few glitches when you scale up from the prototype. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
734 Christo's latest madcap project. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
735 Maybe that's why it says "keep away from water." 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
736 Now I know how he feels about his hands. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
737 Yep, I haven't had a kid pee in my pool for years. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
738 Please don’t tell me you bought the sunscreen from Costco too. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
739 Well that took some balls. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
740 You should see their grill. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
741 Thanks for bringing an offering. She will be pleased. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
742 Guess I should've brought a bottle of wine instead. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
743 "You should have seen the one that got away"! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
744 Overcompensating, if you ask me. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
745 No, sadly, that's actually a parachute. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
746 I see the fine print now. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
747 Hyperinflation hit us real hard. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
748 Quit blowing everything out of proportion. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
749 Your dad's already here. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
750 You should see how big mine gets. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
751 I thought this was a BYOB kind of a party... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
752 Three months -- but you can already see she takes after her mother. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
753 Keep away. That is a bully ball. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
754 Why do you think this is somehow connected to the pool boy's disappearance? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
755 Since when do I blow things out of proportion? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
756 They're cute when they're little. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
757 I fired the life guard. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
758 Don't worry, you'll bounce back. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
759 Judy, Timmy said he wanted a beach ball sized dinosaur not a dinosaur sized beach ball! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
760 Mom said we'd have a ball at the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
761 This one's for the toilet tank. My water bill has gone way down. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
762 The invite read 'BYOB', but this is over the top. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
763 This is what happens when you put Skittles in a pool full of Coke! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
764 It's a Buckminster Fuller pool cover. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
765 It belongs to that windbag on the third floor! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
766 We converted it into a balloon garage. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
767 Nobody asks about the dog anymore. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
768 Size doesn't matter if it's too big to play with. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
769 I see your old boy frend is visiting. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
770 I found this one escaping around the front. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
771 Okay, we'll try yours if the merriment doesn't kick in soon. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
772 Maybe making beach balls out of spandex isn't such a good idea. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
773 It's the President's pool time. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
774 Now I see why there is a limit of one ball per family. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
775 The diving board is closed today. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
776 If size mattered, would I be talking to you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
777 Are you sure this one's ours? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
778 Now put that back in the birdbath where you found it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
779 Keeping up with the Jones' is getting out of hand. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
780 It blew over from the Giant's game at AT&T Park 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
781 We've already got a beach ball. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
782 You were supposed to tell me when to stop blowing. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
783 I'd say they're just compensating for the small pool. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
784 Tell me the truth, dear...did I go too Stanley Kubrick on the centerpiece? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
785 You're watching the kids, right? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
786 Please keep it away from the water 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
787 It doesn't make it impossible for people to pee in the pool, but it sure makes it harder. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
788 It belongs to the guy in the two-sizes-too-small Speedo. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
789 I'm a Mac person. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
790 I think it's time for you to take your ball and go home. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
791 ... and it inflates a little more every time someone pees in the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
792 These community pools are taking inclusion to a whole new level. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
793 Little did I know she was looking for a birthing pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
794 They buy everything at Costco." 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
795 Do you know how people use a towel to claim a chair? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
796 Well, someone's over-compensating. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
797 I told you someone else would bring a ball for the pool Harold, now we just look silly. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
798 When did extra-large become ginormous and extra-small become regular? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
799 It came over your wall, colored just like this.You must have seen it! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
800 It looked smaller online 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
801 Right now inflation is our biggest worry. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
802 Well, that sort of puts and end to "Marco Polo," doesn't it? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
803 I hope nobody was still in the basket! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
804 It's the new Trump ego beach ball. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
805 The Joneses got here first. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
806 Yours is big enough, Bob. 1.1818 0.08089 33 28 4 1
807 Please throw your sacrifice into the pool. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
808 Do you think our sibling rivalry has gotten out of hand? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
809 Have you noticed how the neighborhood is really changing? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
810 They said, drop it in the water and watch it grow. I guess they weren't kidding. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
811 This is our souvenir from Texas. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
812 We're not sure yet. We've reduced our water usage, but we've sustained more concussions. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
813 That was your first wish?! 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
814 See Richard, size does matter. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
815 He said that it was going to be huge. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
816 Sure, it's bigger. But mine doesn't require a flatbed truck. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
817 It must be something in the water. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
818 Had I known, I'd have brought dip instead. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
819 As you can see, the pool's still loading. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
820 I kept the gift receipt. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
821 Ha, ha...very funny, Helen! You've never taken my fetish seriously. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
822 Be careful what you wish for. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
823 It's really okay if yours isn't the biggest. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
824 Actually, I'd never been invited to a beach ball party before. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
825 Our host says we can jump in after four hours. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
826 Your from Nebraska. Everything is bigger here in Texas. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
827 Fine, we'll get a bigger pool... 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
828 What good is a golden parachute if you can't swim? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
829 Do you notice that the more we watch it, the bigger it gets. (With apologies to Gahan Wilson. I know this won't even be considered, but I couldn't resist.) 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
830 Tom Brady is a terrible pool party guest these days 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
831 Now I know why it was on sale. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
832 The pool is great again! 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
833 'Biggest' and 'useful' are different things. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
834 I'll be glad when his four years are over and the rest of us can use the pool again. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
835 Why did you buy me this ball without the pink stripe? 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
836 Deal with it, Lenny. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
837 It's the Trump Effect. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
838 Hipsters. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
839 I meant to order 20 1-foot diameter beach balls. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
840 Sorry but size does matter 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
841 This way no one has to know you can't swim. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
842 The condo board thought it might be more fun than a pool cover. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
843 It doesn't leave much room for the imagination. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
844 The people underneath it don't think it's funny. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
845 Joe and I compete on everything. I guess he wins this one. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
846 Ever since deflate-gate, Tom Brady makes sure his beach balls are inflated to their full capacity 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
847 Our pool is trying to tell us that someone just took a leak. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
848 I asked you to get the nonabsorbent balls. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
849 I remember when summer was less complicated. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
850 I thought the pool caused shrinkage. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
851 There's no way we can keep up with the Joneses. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
852 Your ball won't make America great again. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
853 Anybody got a pin? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
854 I wouldn't worry. I've read that it's not so unusual that one ball is a lot bigger than the other. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
855 At least it stops that annoying "Marco Polo,Marco Polo 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
856 We just can't keep up with the Joneses. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
857 Yes, Peter IS very competitive. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
858 It's hard to keep up with the Joneses. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
859 That's the biggest covfefe I've ever seen. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
860 I hate Mar-a-Lago. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
861 Trump brought it. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
862 Talk about inflation!!! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
863 It looked smaller online 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
864 You'll never be half the man your father is. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
865 I told you sweetheart. Sometimes things can be too large to effectively play with. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
866 I don't know why I feel so inadequate! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
867 I find it a bit ostentatious. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
868 You must have a really small pool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
869 ...it's behind me, right? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
870 White folks at the Colored pool 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
871 I. Think we are gonna need a bigger pool. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
872 Just get the damn pin already... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
873 That's the last time I ask a tuba player to blow up a beach ball. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
874 I promise, the cold water led to the shrinkage. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
875 They should have thrown it back by now. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
876 Yes dear, I'm sure he's just compensating for something. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
877 Is it normal for one ball to be bigger than the other? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
878 I see your point, Mark, but some things, like closet space, are still better when bigger. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
879 Welcome to Texas, and thanks for the pretty ping pong ball. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
880 Honey, yours is just fine. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
881 Enjoy it. They grow up so quickly. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
882 It's Trump's beachball. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
883 Bigger is better, Gary. It's ALWAYS better. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
884 It's my subtle way of letting the association know they should construct a larger pool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
885 With the water ban, this is the only way I can fill the pool 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
886 Ok. If it lasts more than four hours we see the doctor. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
887 Absorbent. I didn't expect that. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
888 It's Patrick McGoohan's pool. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
889 This neighborhood one-upmanship has got to stop, Maude! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
890 Well that's one way to keep the kids from peeing in the pool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
891 I knew we should have gone to Costco. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
892 Don't worry--yours is average-sized. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
893 I hope yours is made in the USA, the one's from China tend to swell up in water. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
894 Trust me, John, it's nothing compared to penis envy. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
895 Where's mom? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
896 I don't know, maybe balance it on the top of your drink or something and walk around with a wry smile. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
897 Don't worry honey, it's not the size that counts. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
898 Well, someone's compensating. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
899 ... maybe we just put this one down and walk away slowly ... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
900 The covfefe is beautiful this time of year 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
901 Todd was once again reminded that size does matter. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
902 Well they did say only one toy... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
903 At Sunnycrest, we go big or go home. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
904 I really see the difference on my water bill since going green. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
905 I wonder where that hot air balloon landed. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
906 I guess someone didn't want us to go in the pool. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
907 Got a pin ? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
908 The parachute's a little loud but you have to admire his aim. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
909 I'm sorry Doug, size does matter. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
910 You win - bigger is not always better. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
911 Welcome to Texas! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
912 Dammit, Bernice. Now nobody's going to notice my ball. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
913 I'm simply saving the water for my rose beds during climate change season. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
914 Give me some credit...I blew it up myself. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
915 Every time we shop at Costco we buy more than we need. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
916 Either they didn't pay the pool guy or Mia got into Georgetown. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
917 Scuba lesson then a balloon ride? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
918 The 'everything's bigger in Texas' thing is beginning to grate. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
919 Junior heard that Barron Trump is here today. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
920 I told the agency we needed a really large bouncer. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
921 Go figure- most shrink when wet. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
922 Nice gesture, but we voted for a larger pool. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
923 We shouldn't have kept feeding it after it killed the pool boy. 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
924 Jimmy was right; his ball is bigger. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
925 Yeah, I know how absorbent they are! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
926 No, dear. My beach balls aren't ruining the party. It's your negative attitude that's ruining the party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
927 My inferiority complex is kicking in. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
928 And look what you have got for the same price! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
929 She wants her baby back. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
930 Trying to make beach balls great again? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
931 The big kids ruin it for everyone. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
932 When you order everything online, sometimes you accidentally buy a twenty-four foot beach ball. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
933 By pump or mouth? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
934 It's an exclusive rainbow coalition pool party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
935 So this is where my son Goliath's ball landed. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
936 What other beach ball? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
937 We made our swimming pool great again! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
938 First time at Mar-a-Lago? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
939 I thought they said no flotation devices! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
940 You said "covfefe" three times, didn't you? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
941 I was expecting to see him shoot it out his ass. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
942 Careful, don't get the mother ball angry. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
943 Is this your subtle way of coming out? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
944 There has been a lot of inflation in the neighborhood. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
945 The lifeguard cost too much. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
946 The catalog only said it comes in small and large. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
947 There's no reason to be insecure, honey. Everybody knows they'll shrink in cold water. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
948 Oh, Costco. Why, where did you get yours? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
949 Wait until you see his lounge chair. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
950 It's a gay thing, you wouldn't understand. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
951 Size has nothing to do with it. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
952 It's too little too late. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
953 I told you we should have used the small one. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
954 I never knew ball envy could be a thing. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
955 Don really is competitive, isn't he! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
956 We love summer. Bigly. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
957 As with cable TV, the beachball charge is included in your monthly homeowners' association fee. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
958 Apparently size DOES matter. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
959 Hi, I'm here for the pilgrimage. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
960 The one in the pool is his approval rating as he estimates it. The one I'm holding represents his actual approval rating. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
961 The lifeguard quit. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
962 But yours is nice, too. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
963 I've told you: Bigger isn't always better. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
964 I'm leaving you, Brandon. Size does matter. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
965 Somebody should tell the Jolly Green Giant to get his own pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
966 We just got back from Texas. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
967 I adjusted for inflation. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
968 Welcome to The Rainbow Coalition pool party! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
969 How many times do I have to tell you size doesn't matter? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
970 The rich are different from you and me. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
971 You really know how to take the pool out of 'pool party'. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
972 Oh Harold, yours is big too. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
973 I told you it was too big. I hope you kept the receipt. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
974 Looks like the iPool app has crashed. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
975 One word: plastics. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
976 Oh, the humanity! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
977 How come it doesn't float? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
978 I bought mine at the dollar store 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
979 Don't feel inferior - I brought the Zinfandel. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
980 His manhood was in question pure and simple. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
981 And if it did that to a beach ball, imagine what it can do to-" "STOP! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
982 There is actually a trend toward bigger beach balls. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
983 Must be steroids in the water 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
984 Would you direct me to the kiddie pool? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
985 This one doesn't suffer from an inflated ego. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
986 Let's just avoid the whole subject of balls, ok? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
987 You can't blame this on "shrinkage." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
988 Why does everything always have to be about you? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
989 Ann, I asked you not to invite King Kong again. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
990 No one has been brave enough to peek inside! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
991 A giant beach ball? That's your solution to global warming? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
992 Tell your little friend to be patient—adult swim is almost over. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
993 Tiny hands too? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
994 But, where are the children? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
995 Somewhere over the rainbow is a place where I can swim laps. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
996 This balloon payment thing doesn't sound so great after all. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
997 Can you hold this? I need to call my therapist. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
998 I hate it when the President drops by unannounced. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
999 Don't be taken in by their inflated sense of importance, Hon. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1000 You must be looking for the little boy's pool. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1001 Everyone is calling it 'Trump's Ego'. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1002 How about we try the kids pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1003 It's big, it's beautiful, and strangely enough, Mexico is paying for it. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1004 thanks for the offer, but what I really need are some bigger kids. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1005 Apparently it expands when it gets wet. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1006 Why don't you take that to the kiddie pool. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1007 Have you seen Trump's ball? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1008 It's the new iBall 7. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1009 This way, I got free shipping. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1010 Size isn't everything. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1011 Spoilsports. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1012 "Make sure you take your Viagra out of your pockets before jumping in the pool Dear". 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1013 Have you seen Billy? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1014 Life Guard not on duty. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1015 Do you always have to blow things out of proportion? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1016 I'm afraid I don't have as much hot air. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1017 I think you want the wading pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1018 This is just my starter beach ball. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1019 The kiddie pool is way too small at this club. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1020 I can't compete with that ! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1021 He did say the pool party was going to be a ball. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1022 It starts out like this, grows bigger collecting water samples, then takes off to Mars! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1023 The Jones always have to be bigger. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1024 I knew there would be a problem when Trumps relatives moved in, got to have the biggest 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1025 Another swim diaper. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1026 Safe to say you can take your ball and go home. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1027 (Diagram not drawn to scale.) 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1028 First it was the over the top Christmas lights 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1029 Proof, bigger is not always better. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1030 I heard the pool's a ball. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1031 No fertilizer. Just plenty of water and sunshine. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1032 I know yours isn't as big as his, but that really isn't important to me. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1033 It's not a reflection on your manhood, Michael. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1034 Of course, it's only a prototype. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1035 Seriously Janice, after last year's corn dog incident, I knew Lennie had ego problems...but I didn't think he'd take it this far. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1036 This little ball, the directions said put in water, so I did! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1037 The baby pool is to the left. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1038 Make America inflate again. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1039 Anyone have a giant needle. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1040 Took me a week to blow up the one in the pool. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1041 Does this pool make me look fat? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1042 Yes, it IS multi-cultural, but you'll still be renting from Jared Kushner. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1043 Care if I just bounce something off you? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1044 Yes, yes, I can see that...but are we having FUN? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1045 Beach Ball Water Birth is actually a pretty good band name. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1046 Our water bill is a fraction of what it used to be .... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1047 It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1048 Well, the vacation brochure did say limited swimming hours. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1049 That looks fun too....only smaller. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1050 I hate Christo's pool parties. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1051 That is when George realized that he was completely inadequate for this pool party. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1052 It looked smaller in the store. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1053 I like big balls, and I cannot lie. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1054 I can't believe that hot air balloon landed right in the pool! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1055 Damnit, the Giants promised they were going to be away this weekend! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1056 Go big or go home. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1057 Donald insisted on bringing HIS beach ball! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1058 It started out as a clever Viagra promotion but somehow it went rogue. We're hoping it lasts less than 4 hours. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1059 Only one ball in the pool at a time please. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1060 I named mine Pluto. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1061 As you can see, that won't be necessary. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1062 There's proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1063 Sweetie, size isn't everything. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1064 See if you can locate an ice pick. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1065 When that hot air balloon flew over our pool party, I knew it was a bad omen! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1066 It's an 'in your face' swim party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1067 It's called a trump ball. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1068 Goodness, gracious, great ball of satire! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1069 We need to drain the pool so there is space for everyone's beach ball, he said 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1070 Where is Timmy? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1071 This is why we can't have nice things. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1072 We are conserving water 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1073 We adopted 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1074 Yep, one is a little swollen. Should I be concerned? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1075 I would have been here sooner, but I couldn't find my flip flops. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1076 Why does she keep dating someone with such an over-inflated ego? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1077 So Susan, I guess size DOES matter to you. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1078 That's inflation for you. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1079 It's not the worst thing I've seen in the water. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1080 Half the people wanted a pool party and half wanted a bounce house. So, I got creative. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1081 Well, size isn't everything... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1082 Everyone sees it happening, but nobody does anything until it's too late. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1083 Ugh. You and your sense of inadequacy. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1084 They say we're in a market bubble, but I've yet to see any evidence. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1085 Where are you putting that one , in the toilet? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1086 I brought an extra just in case. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1087 Looks like the Trump's are arriving. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1088 Apparently, size matters. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1089 George wanted me to tell you his is bigger. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1090 See Helen....sometimes bigger is NOT better! 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1091 It's what you do with it that counts… right? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1092 Someone else's is always bigger, Jerry. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1093 They are never as big as the sample! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1094 First, it was ‘The 800-pound gorilla.’ Then, ‘The elephant in the room.’ If they continue to ignore it, it’s just going to keep growing larger and more ridiculous every year. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1095 Don't you know when to stop blowing??? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1096 I told you to keep an eye on the kids 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1097 Your ball is nice and all, David. But Brent's is a little more to my liking. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1098 Call the Weather Channel and tell them we found their balloon. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1099 Let's not give it back this time. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1100 They thrive on chlorine and pee. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1101 Did you see my other ball? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1102 Well, it's certainly not Tom Brady's pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1103 She wants her baby back NOW. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1104 You can add color, but it still doesn't make any sense. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1105 Who cares if his is bigger. I didn't marry you for the size of your beach ball. That's for sure! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1106 It's pool covfefe time 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1107 Looks like he's overcompensating for something. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1108 "Sometimes I think everything really IS about you.' 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1109 Don't worry. Yours will look bigger in the kiddie pool. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1110 Have you tried restarting? 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
1111 I think he said he was the great and powerful something or other. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1112 Relax Bob, you fit right in. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1113 Looks like Gulliver is back in town. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1114 Everything's bigger in Texas. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1115 It was at that moment they realized the true meaning of "be the ball." 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1116 The directions said "Just add water." 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1117 Who invited POTUS? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1118 Everything's bigger in Texas, honey. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1119 We re-purposed the pool due to rising insurance premiums. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1120 It's one-percenter swim. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1121 That's your problem, Gerald. You never think big enough. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1122 That is the last time you use the tire inflator to blow up a balloon. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1123 When the invitation said, 'Annual Beach Ball': I thought it meant just a pool party. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1124 Why isn't there water everywhere? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1125 Welcome to Nightmare-A-Lago. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1126 Bullocks. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1127 My new boyfriend's from Texas. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1128 Be careful with it around water. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1129 Did you really think that was going to cut it at MY pool party? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1130 Don't worry about it, they're obviously overcompensating for something. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1131 He purchased it after learning that the world's largest swimming pool is in Mumbai 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1132 I told you not to book a place anywhere near Mar a Lago! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1133 What made you think this party was BYOBB? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1134 Is Trump now making beach balls? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1135 This is the last time I book with Gullivers Travel 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1136 No, really, size doesn't matter. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1137 They always said Mr Gatsby threw a great ball. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1138 Listen, Jason, balls come in all sizes! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1139 As you can see, you just add water. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1140 Don't worry Harold, size doesn't matter. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1141 I told you, honey... EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1142 I hear he is a graduate of Trump University. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1143 Has my big brother been here? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1144 So ostentatious, needing to have the world's largest beach ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1145 So here's yours . . . you might not want to put it in water 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1146 Turns out this one is just the "fun size." 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1147 They got theirs at Costco. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1148 That's not a beach ball. THAT'S a beach ball. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1149 Uh. Here. I brought you a little something. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1150 It really helps with evaporation 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1151 I've told you before, honey. Size doesn't matter. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1152 Of course now I can read the fine print. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1153 Wait till you see the canapes. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1154 Here's where the wizard landed when he left Oz. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1155 I told you not to buy pool toys at Costco 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1156 My Texas relatives just arrived. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1157 Trump came, and he brought his own ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1158 It's a beach ball that also functions as an air mattress. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1159 Fine art meets the beached whale ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1160 The Great Orb demands we seed the Henderson's pool next. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1161 I can't swim. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1162 If you say the word huge I'm going to slap you silly... 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1163 But we're saving so much water. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1164 YOU blow up the other one next time! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1165 Well, he SAID it was gonna be huuuuuge. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1166 How could you forget to bring towels? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1167 Next time, don't tell Fred you've got the biggest beach ball in the resort. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1168 Didn't they tell you to bring your own pool? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1169 Don't worry. That other beach ball is not being used to hide an erection. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1170 "Our host is a little reluctant to admit that he can't swim". 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1171 Yes well, I still like your ball better 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1172 Someone peed again. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1173 Next I guess they'll be making color TVs. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1174 welcome to Texas my friend, you'll get the hang of things pretty soon. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1175 What kind of mushrooms did you use in my omelette this morning? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1176 DON'T put it in water! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1177 They all start out cute and innocent. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1178 Do women know about shrinkage? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1179 After all, he did say, "we're gonna have a big ball at the pool"! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1180 It's an 'alternative facts' pool party. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1181 Kind of dominates the pool, doesn't it? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1182 I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore... 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1183 Honey, don't stare - it took a lot for him to fit in here! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1184 Oh, darling, size isn't everything. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1185 You should see a doctor about your balls. I suggest a psychiatrist. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1186 You wanted to vacation in Texas...just saying." 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1187 When someone yelled, "Blowhard," I thought it was a command, not an insult. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1188 Somebody's compensating for something! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1189 I told you that we needed to tighten up the club rules. Now look; anarchy. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1190 Bigger? I hadn't noticed. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1191 What some people won't do to make a splash. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1192 This place has always been over inflated. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1193 You can take a man out of Texas.... 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1194 This really plays into my general feelings of inadequacy. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1195 Is Trump here again? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1196 And you said we shouldn't worry about inflation. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1197 Do you think I can use it for my balloon payment on my mortgage? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1198 Believe me, it expands in water 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1199 I know. It's the mother of all balls. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1200 I am feeling a little inadequate. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1201 Ok, in this one instance, size does matter. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1202 I just hope you didn't take too long inflating it. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1203 The front desk promised this one is less Kafkaesque. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1204 Marco!..glub...Polo!! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1205 I told you everything's bigger in Texas. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1206 See! You're not the only gay guy at the party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1207 Helium's cheaper then chlorine---that's why. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1208 See what happens when you don't read the instructions? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1209 Why yes. I *am* a baller. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1210 Inflategate... 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1211 I thought you said "Beached Ball". 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1212 This pool is such a ball hog. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1213 Our hot air balloon was overheating 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1214 Shrinkage? Really? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1215 Most overlooked the first clue that the invasion of Lilliput had begun. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1216 Because I'm secure in my masculinity. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1217 And we moved to the suburbs for the space. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1218 It's Trump's beachball. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1219 I guess you CAN judge the boys by the size of their toys. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1220 He should have gone with the big pool. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1221 So, we're just not going to address the giant beach ball in the pool? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1222 Mr. Kong apologizes and asks you to accept a replacement. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1223 I guess I'll take my ball over to the kiddie pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1224 That balloonist is probably dead, and your little joke is not funny. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1225 Yeah... all our pool toys come from Costco. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1226 the gay is going on in your pants? The pool - the pool is where the gay is going on. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1227 You call that a beach ball? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1228 Honestly, Donnie, size does matter. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1229 It keeps our insurance down. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1230 I thought you said the ball was in your COURT. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1231 It stays inflated longer than yours does, too. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1232 Is it too late to cancel the hotdog eating contest? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1233 I have to be honest. I had a little headache, last night. So, I threw your viagra in the pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1234 She rejected this one so I am raising him in my wading pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1235 Your heated pool actually reverses the shrinkage problem? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1236 They drained the swamp and made a pool 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1237 It may be small, but it would be all yours. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1238 Haha, yours wouldn't even fill a bathtub Timmy. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1239 It happens whenever someone pees in the pool 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1240 Wow! What do you put in YOUR water?! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1241 The Premium Pool Party Package includes these coordinated party favors. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1242 We are trying to manage our child's flatulence. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1243 I'm eager to see how your sky redesign turns out. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1244 Those Trump kids are back from vacation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1245 It's not the size, it's how you use it. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1246 Water volleyball was a great idea for a kids party. I haven't heard a peep since they started playing. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1247 That's sweet of you. My new boyfriend's is bigger. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1248 Any chance you have a pump I could borrow? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1249 Don't worry sweetie, you know what they say: big ball, little hands. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1250 This isn't what I meant by go big or go home 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1251 "Trump will be a great neighbor you said! He has no interest in us little people you said! He'll be good for property values, you said! We won't know he's building a development near us! you said........... 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1252 We are facing a crisis of exaggerated proportions. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1253 We bought it in Texas. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1254 Yes, we started by buying the ball.That was right before the recession. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1255 I'm all for gay pride - but I think this is going too far 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1256 Can we now agree that BYOB was not in reference to balls? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1257 Has anyone seen my ball? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1258 That's a totally different ballgame. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1259 So much for the 'shrinkage' excuse. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1260 OMG! Talk about hyperinflation. This is ridiculous. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1261 The President insisted his had to be the biggest. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1262 I thought balls were supposed to shrink in cold water. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1263 I find there is shrinkage when I get wet. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1264 I blame inflation. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1265 Eureka? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1266 It's not the size of the -- no, it's actually the size that matters. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1267 I wish LGBT would hold their meetings elsewhere. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1268 I feel so much more in tune with the small fish, big pond way of life. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1269 Gee, thanks, hon, but George already brought one. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1270 I brought mine for the After Party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1271 Did I tell you that this place takes great pride in its balls? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1272 They inflated with trump gas. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1273 It's like this but bigger 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1274 The beach balls here at Mar a Lago are huge! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1275 It's not your everyday pool party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1276 Just got the scoop, it's filled with political hot-air. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1277 the Jones's brought their ball 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1278 If we don't look at it, does it really exist? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1279 See, size does matter. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1280 I still like you Howard. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1281 On the plus side, I shouldn't have to worry about "shrinkage." 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1282 Honey, have you seen the other expanding sponge ball? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1283 Not you. I want my genes to be perpetuated by whomever blew that big ball up. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1284 I told you size matters 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1285 Are you gay? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1286 Listen Bob, you're going to have to learn how to play with the BIG boys! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1287 Sometimes they get bigger in the pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1288 Honey, how many times have I told you size doesn't matter? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1289 President Trump is ready to see you now 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1290 Adult swim? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1291 Sweetheart, you told me that you purchased the biggest beach-ball in town! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1292 I thought you said size didn't matter 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1293 Either the beach ball is too big or the pool is too small. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1294 With the water shortage, one has to adapt. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1295 We already have one. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1296 I told you the fortune cookie said, "Go big or go home." 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1297 Thank you all for coming out to "7th Grade Gym Class Day" here at Smith's Public Pool. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1298 Looks like someone's been using a floating exchange rate. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1299 It's a LGBT pool party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1300 Apparently the guy who owns this pool thought the whole world was laughing at the size of his beach balls 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1301 Air pump malfunction. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1302 Wal-Mart medium 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1303 I guess he had something to prove. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1304 If I'm not too late on the pirate/anchor cartoon - because of Memorial Day - I'd love to submit: Arr Matey, hurry up with that bloody coffee! 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1305 I think we should talk about our sex life. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1306 I can’t compete with our host’s grandiose pool or his inflated ego. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1307 I think the big one belongs to the Wizard of Oz and the small one belongs to Toto. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1308 It has to be huge because he thinks it compensates for his tiny hands. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1309 Men, it always turns into a contest of who has bigger balls. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1310 See honey, size really does matter! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1311 You should have seen them, they were really big guys. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1312 You're right, Marv. Infinity pools are so last-millennium. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1313 Don't worry Billy, the Trump kid has small hands. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1314 No way the baseball ushers confiscate this one. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1315 Mine can grow to be that big too. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1316 I'm afraid red and yellow can't touch at this pool. You and your ball may take your leave. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1317 Some might say the city council took it's new ant-drowning initiative at public pools a bit too far. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1318 Where's the jacuzzi? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1319 The problem is not how big it is but what you plan to do with it. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1320 There were only two sizes available. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1321 I was wrong. Size really does matter. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1322 Everybody's complaining about no pool, but I just had a spiritual transformation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1323 I said no Donald, you can't have it for your Florida white house. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1324 The small hands/small ball party's next door. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1325 I guess we know what happened to my Viagra. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1326 Shaq just went to get soda. He'll be right back. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1327 How does that make him a “patron of the arts” and this makes me a “weirdo”? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1328 I see Trump got here first. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1329 It seems that the Fed is doing a lousy job controlling inflation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1330 Believe me, Donnie, size matters. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1331 I told you they were fans of the Kardashians. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1332 Always ask for dimensions when shopping on eBay 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1333 So now do you get why it says, "No Beach Balls?" 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1334 Margaritas to scale? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1335 Let's hope Tom Brady's on the guest list. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1336 They're just like carp. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1337 Inflation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1338 You said it would shrink with cold water 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1339 This is your solution to keep kids out of the pool? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1340 I just took my ball out of cold water. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1341 I'm sorry that Timmy got here first with his gift. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1342 Darling, your self confidence, as always, is intoxicating. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1343 It all started with ballon animals and then things just took off from there. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1344 My beach ball is bigger than your beach ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1345 Didn't think you'd have the balls to show up. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1346 The Muslum women love to see a little color. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1347 Must be pride week. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1348 The Donald and his ball again? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1349 Yes, that's a point for your side. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1350 I won third prize. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1351 I thought technically they were beach balls! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1352 It's swim at your own risk. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1353 Gee, yours is so small. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1354 I think one ball is enough. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1355 You took its child! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1356 At least we could've played 'Marco Polo' with mine 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1357 They gave me this souvenir of whatever this is. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1358 Good thing I only threw in the one. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1359 Inflation. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1360 He's got beach balls, I'll give him that. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1361 Every time he comes down from the beanstalk, he drops his beach ball. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1362 Sometimes, Herbert, I do find your inadequacies endearing. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1363 Not mad, just a bit deflated. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1364 At least your hands are big. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1365 You weren't kidding when you said go big or go home! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1366 My sense is that yours would pop before it would get that big. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1367 We were aiming for upscale contemporary. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1368 I knew we shouldn't have invited Donald! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1369 I told you to be here by 9:30! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1370 We've been teaching little Donald about USA's role in the world. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1371 Now that's what I call a pretty good blow job. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1372 I'm old-fashioned. I prefer a lifeguard. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1373 It just couldn't be that his pool was bigger than ours. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1374 You know, the big ones are only a dollar more. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1375 "Trumptoys.com". 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1376 When the elephants were banned, the circus went underground. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1377 Okay already! If a round peg is flexible it can fit in a square hole. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1378 Apparently, size matters. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1379 Honey, did you lose the other beach ball? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1380 Sorry, Fred. This is the one we chose for the President's visit. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1381 You're gonna need a bigger ball. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1382 It takes less water to fill the pool this way. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1383 That's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1384 I'd avoid inviting Patriots to pool parties. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1385 How many times do I have to tell you size doesn't matter? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1386 Donald's ball is bigger. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1387 This gay pride stuff is getting a bit overblown, don't you think? 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1388 You and your steroid experiments! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1389 Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1390 It swells up when you put it in water. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1391 The saltwater pool tends to have a bit of a bloating effect. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1392 Look, it's just like Congress! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1393 We decided to do the beach ball thing bigly this year... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1394 Well... I feel silly. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1395 It's a drought resistant pool 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1396 I know they say size doesn't matter Bertrand, but all things being equal, it's clear you will no longer will be able to fulfill my needs. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1397 Thanks Pete, the one Jenny brought is just too big to toss around. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1398 See, Margie, as I've told you for years, bigger isn't necessarily better. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1399 Honey you're fine. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1400 "I heard her screaming 'There's no place like home', then splash! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1401 It's the new drought approved model. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1402 Brownie had me develop it for Katrina when I worked at FEMA. It absorbs 1000 times its weight in water. It does a heckuva job. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1403 Johnny? I thought he was with you. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1404 Got one of the eggs! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1405 Hot air balloon. Really bad landing. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1406 And that concludes our demonstration of what Lance Armstrong looked like before surgery. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1407 But Honey, I didn't know that one absorbs water! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1408 This is how we know he is home in Mar-a-lago. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1409 Pride Month gets bigger every year. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1410 Take that, Jones. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1411 Sorry, but this pool is already overtaken. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1412 They just blow up so fast... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1413 You've been misinformed. This hotel has no ballroom. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1414 Funny it doesn't feel like a Baywatch set. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1415 While you are inside you cannot tell... 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1416 We went for a whimsical bubble. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1417 Thanks, but our ballroom is packed 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1418 It's called an infinity ball. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1419 Yes, I suppose it is a little bigger. But I like yours so much more. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1420 I was really hoping it would come in a nice grey or charcoal. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1421 Size does matter...Bob just never figured out relativity does, too. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1422 They're originally from Texas. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1423 This is the last time I buy anything from Texas. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1424 It showed up on my "things you may also like to purchase" list. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1425 They're spraying for bugs. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1426 God does not play fair! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1427 Looks like a storm; so I'm going to do my laps. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1428 I wouldn't try it in the bathtub. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1429 Volleyball is big this time of year. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1430 Susan, I don't care HOW good the deal was, a hot-air balloon is poor substitute for a beach ball. Have you seen the kids? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1431 They always go overboard. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1432 No one in the party wanted to talk about the beach ball in the pool. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1433 That's not entirely correct, you can still swim laps. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1434 So, yes, size matters. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1435 OK, Honey, enough with the cute hints. We're not getting a bigger swimming pool and that's that. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1436 Frugality will be the end of us! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1437 As if I didn't already have enough to feel inadequate about at the pool 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1438 I told you she'd come for her cub. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1439 That's the last time we buy a beach ball from Big Lots. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1440 What??? It's a Trump hotel. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1441 Do you ever think we're all part of something much bigger? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1442 Runaway inflation. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1443 You mean THIS beachball? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1444 Usually they shrink in cold water... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1445 Well, he IS the President. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1446 They should have told you: At this Resort size DOES matter. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1447 This resort has an inflated ego. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1448 I told you this competition would end badly. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1449 So, where is the pool hiding? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1450 You'll want to get out of the state before he starts his tantrum for his stuck beachball. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1451 Yes, I understand...but that's what "just add water" DOES mean! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1452 Trump must have blown it up...its HUUUGE! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1453 Ours is bigger. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1454 We've called Tom Brady. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1455 Fine, so bigger isn't always better, but this is a pretty demoralizing way to show it. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1456 But honey, your ball is the perfect size... for me. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1457 Sorry, size matters! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1458 Now what did I say? Never bring a knife to a gun fight! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1459 Can your ball do that, Harry? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1460 A pin maybe. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1461 That one is more reasonable - I warned you the other was too big. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1462 It's aspirational. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1463 I'm telling you, we are in a bubble. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1464 No, the one you've got is big enough. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1465 Some kid back in 95 flushed his pet ball down the toilet. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1466 It was cheaper than hiring a lifeguard. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1467 OK, you're right. Sometimes size does matter. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1468 Looking for the kiddie pool? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1469 I like him for his mind too, you know. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1470 I'm just not that impressed anymore. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1471 Up, up and not so far away. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1472 welcome to the mar a largo pool where everything is huge and tremendous and bigly 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1473 Honey, I've always said that it's not the size of your beach ball that impresses me. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1474 You know, considering that the swimming pool is rectangular and the huge beach ball is spherical, you'd figure there'd be visible deformation on the sphere's surface, 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1475 The 99% are taking over. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1476 Yes, everybody says she takes after her mother. Personally I don't see it. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1477 The owner's child gets whatever he wants 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1478 Because 'let's blow this into proportion' isn't a saying. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1479 I have some concerns about inflation. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1480 Tom’s big thing is still about inflation. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1481 Size doesn't matter, Gerald. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1482 I got this one for no extra charge. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1483 So yeah it's queer, Mike, but it's here all month and we are proud of it! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1484 The neighbors have a really big pool and an awesome adult swim. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1485 Have you seen the mother of all balls 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1486 Do you ever get the feeling that the Joneses are missing the point? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1487 He has reason to believe you have his mother . 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1488 I wasn't expecting to have THAT much fun. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1489 My ball is bigger than yours. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1490 Gay Pride Just Pops Up Nowadays 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1491 You call that a beach ball? Who ARE you??? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1492 I think this water crisis has been over-inflated. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1493 You always said Ned had big balls. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1494 The owner said we should make the pool bigger. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1495 He's gone to get his towel. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1496 Yeah, don't get it wet. It expands. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1497 Maybe it's the Mothership. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1498 It would've been a perfectly nice party even without balloon rides. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1499 When his invitation said, 'I hope you have a ball,' I took it as a threat. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1500 We should never have built over an ancient ballooning ground. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1501 You needn't have bothered. Mr. Trump provides the beach balls at this resort! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1502 Attention please, whoever lost their beach ball, it's in the pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1503 We'll swim after we play darts. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1504 we have the biggest balls. everyone says we have the biggest balls. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1505 Yes George his is bigger than yours. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1506 Where's mom? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1507 I didn't mean to embarrass you. I thought it would pop. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1508 Don't feel bad. You know how Arthur likes to show off. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1509 Well, now you know how others feel when you use your golf umbrella on city streets. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1510 Because his is so much larger. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1511 DNA testing proves he is the father. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1512 He may have won the contest, but at least you won't spend the rest of your life in respiratory therapy. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1513 I should have never moved to Helen, Georgia. The hot air balloon capital of the state. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1514 NO SWIMMING today, due to inflation. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1515 As you know, being a blowhard is an important prerequisite to Club membership. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1516 It looks like Jack's friend from up the beanstalk lost his ball 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1517 It expands when exposed to urine. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1518 You know that a single quote means feet. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1519 Why does your brother need to one-up you every family vacation? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1520 I thought you said " I love big beach balls." 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1521 Instead of putting in chlorine, they accidentally put in genetically modified gelatin. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1522 I'm sorry, but Todd has a bigger ball. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1523 Let's not blow this out of proportion. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1524 Very subtle way of telling me you want me to get sterilized. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1525 Now do you agree that we're not keeping up with the Jones' 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1526 Yes, of course, your hands are huge, but James has always had bigger balls. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1527 "Let's bring the giant." You said. "It'll be fun!" You said. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1528 Damn, it's stuck in the pool filter again. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1529 You told me they always shrink after they've been in a pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1530 It was my idea. This way, I won't look like I'm wimping out of that first dive into chilly water. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1531 You should have gotten here before The Donald. You know he always has to have the biggest one 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1532 Honey look at what Sharon ordered from SkyMall! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1533 Johnny's always had to have the biggest or the best!! He's an only child. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1534 Sorry, the rules is 'only one ball allowed in the pool at any time'/ 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1535 Just great. Here comes another big lecture from the pool committee. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1536 'lucy still sees everything with kaleidoscope eyes." 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1537 I'm sorry Steve, but I need a man with a bigger balloon. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1538 Have you tried rebooting it ? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1539 Gulliver's Resort Travels. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1540 Big Mistake. I filled it with hot air from within the Beltway. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1541 It's the mother of all beach balls. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1542 either the ball is to big or the pool is to small. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1543 Don't worry, it will significantly shrink. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1544 Would you be interested in purchasing a self-inflating beach ball? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1545 I'm on the water conservation committee. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1546 Now you see why we don't allow people to bring their own pool toys. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1547 The neighborhood committee told us to either cover the pool or wear suits to swin. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1548 I did complain; they accused me of "class warfare". 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1549 It's part of the City's water conservation program. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1550 Why are we always too little, too late? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1551 You think they could have just told us: “No swimming today!" 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1552 Of course this is when you want to forgo the 'no sharp objects' near the pool embargo 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1553 Someone call Amazon and tell them the drone mistook Huntington Drive for Huntington Beach again. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1554 I thought you said you had a pool? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1555 It's a one-ball pool. Sorry. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1556 No one was swimming anyway, and it does keep the pool cleaner. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1557 It's not you. It's your tiny ball. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1558 Tom, it looks like you're having a ball, too! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1559 What happens in the pool, stays in the pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1560 Have you seen Billy?" "He was playing with a ball just like this! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1561 When is "kid swim" over? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1562 He won't sign memorabilia. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1563 Apparently, they come dehydrated. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1564 See, this is what happens when you don't wait half an hour after eating to go in the pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1565 Litigious much? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1566 The Frisbee just launched to Mars. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1567 You can get it on sale at Costco. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1568 Someone's overcompensating. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1569 That's the way the ball bounces. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1570 It really is all about being seen, darling. Don't you agree? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1571 I feel like big brother is watching me. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1572 I should have brought a knife. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1573 Guess I blew it. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1574 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1575 That's the last time I shop on-line. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1576 This place is all Ball and no Beach 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1577 NASA reported it can be seen from space. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1578 Here comes the hot air balloon from hell again! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1579 They only came in two sizes... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1580 Chief Brody, I think you're gonna need a bigger beach ball. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1581 Wanna go to my pool? 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
1582 We already have a ball. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1583 The package said 'Assorted Sizes.' 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1584 Is Donny back again? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1585 Trump's staff can't get in, but they can bounce out! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1586 Oh, Gerald, your ball is just the right size. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1587 So...the sun's in the other side of that pool? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1588 It's just a ball! I think you're blowing this way out of proportion... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1589 In this case, Dave, size is everything! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1590 The ball I'm looking for is a bit bigger. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1591 The lifeguard's at lunch, let's play bouncy bouncy. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1592 Our subdivision's honored that Christo chose us for his latest installation "Life's a Beach." 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1593 It keeps the kids out. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1594 Swimming pools are so yesterday, waterparks are our future. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1595 You just had to tell the Griswold's about my new ball 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1596 What exactly do you mean by, 'shrinkage' ? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1597 When does the pool pop open? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1598 I'm sorry, but we're at beach ball capacity. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1599 Do you have a sister? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1600 Westboro is not amused. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1601 It was that or skyrocketing premiums. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1602 How was I supposed to know 'Just Add Water' wasn't a metaphor? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1603 Still, I'll take Jeff Koons' pool parties over Damien Hirst's every time. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1604 My neighbor said. "Have a ball on vacation!" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1605 The front desk said the Jolly Green Giant checked in last night. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1606 Just wait until you see the water wings that guy brought! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1607 It's my art installation on global warming. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1608 He sure took the long way around for a dick joke, or is it just me? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1609 I've decided to leave you for him. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1610 Think of it as a metaphor for the sense of inadequacy that plagues us all. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1611 I hear they're coming out with an even smaller one next year. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1612 I told him to go big or go home. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1613 It took on water 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1614 My bad, I see the warning on this one: Do not bring into contact with water. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1615 Yea I know COLOR. I can't believe it either! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1616 Welcome to the DNC summer conference, and Hillary's over-inflated ego. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1617 What'll you think will happen if I throw this one in the ocean? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1618 We tried to get it out but it started spinning and prompted us to reboot. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1619 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1620 Let's leave...The people at this party clearly have an overly inflated egos. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1621 Hey Harry, just get your ex. You’re always saying about what a ginormous ballbuster she is. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1622 Let's go put ours in the toilet. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1623 But yours is so tiny 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1624 Not to worry, Margaret. The T.M.I. realtor warned us that objects in the water may appear larger than normal. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1625 Costco. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1626 We HAD to come. It's the only resort offering scuba ballooning. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1627 Sure, it looks cute now, but when it grows up... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1628 It's an ICBM. An Intercontinental balloon missile. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
1629 Yeah, well...mine's prettier. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1630 Are you sure you want to play dodgeball? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1631 Am I not supporting gay pride week if I would rather swim some laps? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1632 No! It's a hot air balloon silo. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1633 What happens in the pool, stays in the pool. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1634 Really, you have ball envy? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1635 Suddenly, I feel quite inadequate. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1636 You should see his sand pail! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1637 What's that you're holding, another of your stupid freeze-dried beach balls? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1638 Really, size doesn't matter to me. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1639 Relax, adult ball time will be over in five minutes. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1640 Somebody called it the rainbow connection 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1641 The one time I'm glad we're not keeping up with the Joneses. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1642 Never heard of a pool ball? 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1643 I guess, I missed rehearsal. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1644 Frankly, I think it would work better on a beach. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1645 You don't have to puff it up, just drop it into water 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1646 Size really does matter--in a beach ball, that is. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1647 I mean I'm prideful too, but maybe we could just let people swim. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1648 It's okay, I have baby pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1649 I hate it when President Trump uses our pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1650 I'm guessing it belongs to our neighbor, the Over-Compensator-in-Chief. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1651 Someday that kid's going to be a terror. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1652 I wonder what's on the other side. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1653 Gulliver's beachball's travels 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1654 The Ringling brothers have too much time on their hands. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1655 She missed her mom. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1656 Honey, it's not the size of the ball, it's how much money he makes. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1657 We should've come earlier to reserve a spot. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1658 I always feel so inadequate at pool parties. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1659 After Cinderfella fled the Royal Ball at noon, the Prince returned. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1660 Florida's production of "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat" as performed by the 1st grade gym class. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1661 You win. It still floats. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1662 I always knew you were full of hot air, but this is ridiculous! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1663 Lordy, I hope there are tapes. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1664 Mine's the maquette. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1665 Just because his is bigger doesn't mean a thing to me dear 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1666 It looked lonely. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1667 This is the prototype I based it on. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1668 "His is bigger than mine, his is bigger than mine!" Can't you think of something else for once? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1669 Are you gay? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1670 But, I am the one who started the whole beach ball thing. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1671 Honestly honey, the pool does make your ball look big. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1672 At that moment, David questioned his manhood. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1673 They inflate when wet. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1674 David and Goliath working the backyard pool party. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1675 Don't get between the mother ball and her cub. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1676 Go put that in the small pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1677 The key to growing these balloons is plenty of water and lots of hot air. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1678 How very confefe. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1679 I don't know whether to drain or pop. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1680 Got a pin ? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1681 The instructions said, "Just add water." 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1682 We could a bought that one, but this one indirectly tells everyone the party is over. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1683 I think we have all the color we need... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1684 First the pool, tomorrow the world 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1685 First time at Rod Serling's house? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1686 And the best part is you don't need sunscreen 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1687 And your hands are small, too. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1688 I'm gay and proud, but apparently not proud enough for this party. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1689 You're new here. If you want to compete for superior socio-economic status in this neighborhood, you have to go big! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1690 They sent it to Congress to have it inflated 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1691 It's either global warming or a Chinese hoax. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1692 You said mine was the biggest you'd ever seen. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1693 Your brother got here five minutes ago with his beach ball. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1694 Yes, size is overrated. But you have to admit, this is hard to ignore. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1695 You just don't bring sand to the beach, Ralph. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1696 You can get your feet wet in the corner. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1697 Do you or don't you want to continue to be a respected member of this club? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1698 Cartoonists always find a way to ruin Pleasantville. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1699 Don't feel threatened, but, yeah, he was that big. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1700 The Trump Beachball is much larger than mine! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1701 I have to be careful with mine, they're very absorbent. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1702 It's just water weight. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1703 He was looking for his mommy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1704 Anything you can do I can do bigger 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1705 See, Bigger isn't always better honey 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1706 No, really, size doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1707 He looks more like his mother. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1708 Trump's beach ball is huge! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1709 This is my ball. That is His ball. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1710 SPF 250 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1711 Huh, I thought the water made them shrink! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1712 It's time we got in on this no-sun sunbathing trend. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1713 You have a point. The invite did say, 'Beach Ball Party.' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1714 Well , we need a bigger pool. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1715 I guess that 'Who has the biggest balls?' question has been answered. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1716 OK, his is bigger than mine, can we still be friends? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1717 That is such a ballsy move. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1718 This Yuuuge Ball should keep the neighbors from coming into our pool 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1719 Size matters. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1720 he finally comes out of the closet.. the pools closet ? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1721 I like your beach ball, I think it's not too big, not to small, but just right. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1722 You should see his pool noodle. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1723 I'm telling you, something here is definetely wrong, but can't make up my mind, what. Surely some minuscule detail. Each time I throw this ball into the water, it rebounds. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1724 Ugh, looks like the Donald is in the pool. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1725 The 'no splashing' sign was spoiling the view. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1726 Just when I thought I finally caught up to the Jones's, they pull this. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1727 No, I don't think purchasing a bigger air pump would have helped. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1728 It's supposed to deflate within four hours. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1729 You always said that you had big balls. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1730 I think the mother ball is looking for its baby. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1731 Demonstrated. Neither doing something spectacular the neighbors speak us. Hate them. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1732 Sorry, we're full at the moment! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1733 Let's just say we were better prepared for inflation. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1734 Now I know why they don't allow beach balls in the pool. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1735 Haven't you heard of shrinkage? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1736 It keeps the kids from splashing us. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1737 My husband insisted on the bigger ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1738 I guess it really is time for Janet to act. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1739 Yeah, well I went to Costco, dummy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1740 What is buried under the dome? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1741 Whoever owns that ball must have an inflated sense of entitlement. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1742 I thought I got a big enough beach ball, but apparently. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1743 I prefer the prototype. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1744 You were on the right track but someone's already taken it to scale.adams 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1745 Would you like to hold my Sponge Ball? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1746 I thought he would be staying at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1747 Some big wig in frozen vegetables from what I hear. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1748 He's compensating. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1749 He said mine's bigger than yours...I thought he meant something else! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1750 How do you do that again? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1751 I thought it was an urban legend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1752 The "rainbow" coalition knows how to get attention. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1753 Can you keep your eye on the ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1754 I think we should put a limit on the size of beach balls for our next pool party. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1755 Of course not, George. Size never matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1756 From little acorns.... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1757 $10 on Amazon Prime goes a long way. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1758 My friend says you're undercompensating so here's my number. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1759 I guess you know who is back here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1760 I only took the Viagra an hour ago. The guy in the pool said he took his early this morning. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1761 When they said "Buy one, get one free" I thought they would both be the same size. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1762 So I was swimming earlier with Goliath and . . . 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1763 Don't worry, Herb, I'm sure your ball is quite adequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1764 That's not a ball, that's a gala. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1765 Well, on the plus side, pool maintenance has dropped to almost zero. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1766 If it were a ball, it would be floating almost completely out of the water, so it's clearly not a ball, you idiot. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1767 This must be the thermal pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1768 "OMG,deja vu all over again. As usual,you're too little,too late. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1769 It's a water birth. I'm just babysitting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1770 Your grandiosity is getting out of hand, Bill. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1771 We couldn't afford a lifeguard so we're just telling everyone we're growing a rainbow pumpkin patch. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1772 You must be looking for the Kiddie Pool 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1773 Today's pool party is sponsored by Costco. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1774 The invitation said pool party not beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1775 It's not the size that matters 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1776 Okay, we get it. You stopped smoking. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1777 First time to Hot Air B & B? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1778 One can’t be too rich or too thin but one can have too much beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1779 I see the Joneses are here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1780 It certainly was a surprise - when Jeff Koons said he was sending us a housewarming gift, we just assumed it would be a balloon dog. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1781 I am feeling a bit inadequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1782 At least with Hoover the people got a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1783 I told you they'd have one here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1784 Do you ever wonder if life is just an elaborate set up for a New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1785 Sorry, Miriam, I'm totally baller, I guess I'm just not that baller. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1786 Put it back in the car before anyone notices. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1787 I think it came from over by that beanstalk. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1788 "A day at the pool and no one is swimming!" C'mon guys it's a ball! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1789 The HOA is taking it down. It's the pink stripe, it clashes with our condos mailboxes. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1790 This one was 90% off 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1791 Sometimes I think Apple is getting too involved with my daily life. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1792 No way you were invited. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1793 Don't you feel inadequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1794 That's why we don't invite Gulliver to our cookouts any more. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1795 I must admit, that really is a big beautiful ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1796 It's a Claes Oldenburg installation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1797 Well, I see Gulliver has come back to Lilliput. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1798 You're asthmatic. Nobody's going to judge you. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1799 Let's take our little ball and go to another pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1800 Rule two, Don't get them wet! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1801 Size doesn't matter honey. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1802 I hope that balloonist leaves soon, so we can play Marco Polo. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1803 They're much more fun when they're young. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1804 Fine! Take it home then. We'll just play with Larry's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1805 I'll meet you at the kiddie pool in an hour. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1806 Is this some LGBTQ thing? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1807 It's a gift from my insurance company. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1808 We can't keep up with Jones on this one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1809 I though pools were not permitted in the ball 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1810 wow. I wonder whose ball that is.Can he come out and play? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1811 Don't worry, honey, he's simply overcompensating. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1812 Well, it said "just add water". 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1813 Marry me! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1814 Show off. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1815 The kids sure are having quite a ball in the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1816 It's his way of telling me his are bigger than mine. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1817 We must be in Texas... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1818 We already have a beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1819 It looks like someone already brought their ball to the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1820 They came from outer space and brought their own atmosphere.l 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1821 So next time just don't tell your brother what you're bringing... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1822 See? He's even making beach balls great again. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1823 Thanks, I commissioned it from Diller Scofidio + Renfro. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1824 King Kong is gay! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1825 Remember sea monkeys? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1826 The HOA never allows for inflation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1827 I have this amazing new app that can convert an outdoor pool to indoor. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1828 Who invited Trump? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1829 don'tRUMPocalypse takes a dip in his megalomania bubble 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1830 It's not the size, honey. It's how you volley with it." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1831 Harold never had a sense of proportion. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1832 They always do this at Mar-a-Lago so Trump can be the first one in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1833 This is not what I had in mind when they told us to have a ball in the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1834 .....you got a little one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1835 Who asked Trump to bring the beach ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1836 I could swear it said, "Mommy, help!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1837 We're protesting the president's lack of pride. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1838 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/170522_contest-690.jpg 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1839 We need a bigger pool, Larry 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1840 You know he has an inferiority complex. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1841 This is the last vacation we take during Gay Pride Week. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1842 In your case, things get smaller outside the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1843 It was on sale for a reason... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1844 I feel like there is something you want to share with me. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1845 Hyperinflation has doomed us. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1846 Some where over the rainbow? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1847 Keep it there. I have no interest in what it's covering up. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1848 Don't worry, it's just fake science. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1849 On the bright side, you're not likely to drown. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1850 But the extra large was a much better deal. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1851 The map app on my hot air balloon miscalculated. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1852 Remember what Mr Carp said, "Just blow it up a little, never too much or something will happen and you never know what!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1853 It's not just the size, Jerry. It's what he's done with it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1854 I don't know, could they be related? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1855 You're right we have the biggest beachball in the neighborhood and your little one doesn't make the grade. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1856 Marco, you know that Donald has always had a thing about size. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1857 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1858 Yes, I'm sure yours is perfectly adequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1859 I'm gonna take my little ball and go home. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1860 They weren't lying when they said the beach ball absorbed water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1861 Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1862 Yes, my hands are smaller than some men's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1863 You might as well take your ball and go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1864 It's clear I was thinking too small. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1865 Let's take our ball & go home. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1866 Look, right here in black and white, it clearly states: DO NOT OVER INFLATE! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1867 I thought we agreed on polka dots. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1868 Well, ummm...you wanna help me with The New Yorker cartoon caption? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1869 It's cute now, but just wait until it grows up. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1870 Want to bounce out of here? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1871 If you take one of her eggs she's going to get angry. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1872 Today's the day they water the golf courses. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1873 We're saving hugely on pool maintenance. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1874 Wow! Talk about carrying coal to Newcastle. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1875 Admit it, you're still in the closet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1876 Who invited Gulliver? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1877 Birth of a new-age hot-air balloon 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1878 The dude that blew that up has an incredibly inflated ego. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1879 The water is too cold for me. YOU jump in and get it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1880 Be downstairs by noon for your one o'clock flight. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1881 All the bounce houses were already rented 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1882 You told me that increases in inflation wouldn't affect the beach ball market. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1883 I told you I was moving on to bigger things! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1884 Let me guess, it's the Jones'? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1885 I always suspected that he had bigger balls than me. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1886 100x-ing is the new 10x-ing. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1887 My husband is a venture capitalist. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1888 She won the contest, but lost her life. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1889 No, Carol. It's not a Calder. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1890 Have you seen my other beachball--it's just a little bigger than this one? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1891 It came with a pin to pop it with, but the pin is taped to the bottom. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1892 And when he makes a sand castle, he makes a sand castle! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1893 It's made of biodegradable corn flour...but someone must have a yeast infection! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1894 Heterophobia. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1895 That ball is pissing me off! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1896 It looks like there’s a new kid in town. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1897 I really hate living next door to the Jolly Green Giant 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1898 Warren Buffett is swimming naked right now. He is a shy old boy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1899 Charles, bigger is not always better! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1900 Christo takes up lifeguarding. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1901 Can I borrow a safety pin for about 5 seconds? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1902 Apparently beach balls have an allergic reaction to bee stings. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1903 It's official; mine is bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1904 The delivery guy was not very happy at all. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1905 At 3 o'clock we need to take cover. I hear somebody's gonna have sand kicked in his face. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1906 Gee, this pool is small!! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1907 Their flyers certainly got it right when they listed a "secret amenity." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1908 Can you fetch my beach ball for me? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1909 It wanted its mother 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1910 Drought tolerant swimming pool 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1911 Op op op op pool oppan party style. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1912 We swim in a diversity bubble. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1913 'That's the larger one' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1914 I'm making the Flindermans next door pay for it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1915 I told Herb but you know him, he insisted the pool was more than big enough. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1916 Thanks, but we already have a ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1917 Call it phalllic envy if you must. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1918 Oh Derrick, you shouldn't have. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1919 And they say inflation is a myth. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1920 It is flashy but our water bills have plummeted. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1921 Sometimes a beach ball is just a beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1922 I feel very inadequate. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1923 A balloon from China? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1924 Go ahead and sigh because sighs matter. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1925 Those Joneses are really competitive! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1926 No, no, no...Your plans specified 24', not 24". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1927 I almost clicked the wrong size too. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1928 He really went balls in this time 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1929 You'll have to wait. Donald just went in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1930 You knew it would be a problem as soon as Christo moved into the development. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1931 The package said 'Just Add Water' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1932 There's a problem with lighting the burner. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1933 Well once again, Bob's is larger. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1934 So we meet again, Stripey McStripeface! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1935 You may as well take your ball and go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1936 I love you, Russell, but the dehydrated beach ball is your worst invention yet. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1937 OK, bigmouth, out-blow THAT. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1938 The other one I bought at Mar-a-Lago 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1939 They got the idea from our tennis club. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1940 Andrew felt the ball envy creeping in. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1941 Don't worry, it's just colder out here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1942 And then tomorrow when they wake up, the pool will look much bigger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1943 It's gender neutral. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1944 It's just a coincidence. No, I am not from another planet! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1945 have you seen our baby? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1946 I think I finally understand where you fit into the org chart. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1947 You'll never guess who just rolled in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1948 The President must be down for the weekend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1949 Now that's 'big league'. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1950 Balls, no water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1951 Its wonderful! We're first in our neighborhood to have one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1952 Has Anyone Seen My Other Beach Ball ? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1953 Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's been done before. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1954 Tell the neighbors they'll have to retrieve the ball themselves. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1955 I wish he would take his ball and go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1956 I really think you might be blowing this out of proportion 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1957 I told you, I am not suffering from ball envy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1958 Sean, dear, Donald's pool parties aren't about the pool... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1959 This is what happens when you move in next to a beanstalk. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1960 I don't like the colors. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1961 Have you ever seen a ball full of so much hot air?? Must be Trump's pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1962 Waiting for adult swim on the '45. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1963 Argggh, if that Starbuck fella wanders in here, for sure he'll be gettin' a taste of me cutlass 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1964 My ball is Bigger than your ball, my ball is bigger than your ball, blah, blah, blah............ 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1965 Who invited Donald and his over inflated ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1966 You're just having a ball, I see. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1967 I call it..."P-Preventer". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1968 It's the biggest, the best, and full of hot air. We're just trying to stay on-trend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1969 I told you that the little ball is a cheap gift. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1970 That's nice. So what's the deal with the big rectangular ball in the pool?" "It converts your outdoor pool to an indoor pool. There's a door on the other side." "Oh. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1971 It's called a BEACH ball for a reason. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1972 Swell ball, eh? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1973 Elephants are so boring. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1974 I'd like to think mine is more practical. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1975 It seems the inflation problem is coming back. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1976 And I thought bringing one that is in color was enough. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1977 Oh thanks, another one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1978 All things being equal- we'll need to refill the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1979 It was a mistake to tell Christo it was BYOB. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1980 Isn't this taking celebrating the LGBTQ community a little too far? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1981 I bought one. All you do is water it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1982 Just wait till it hatches. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1983 I'm working on the cure for shrinkage. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1984 Ha! I was right. It IS oviparous. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1985 If it pops, get ready for the National Guard. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1986 Wow. A pool and a ballroom. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1987 There is only so much weed in the world, Barb. They have to come out at some point. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1988 Still think bigger is better? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1989 No dear, yours is not the biggest. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1990 Clark just needs to understand that he lives in Smallville now. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1991 The student has become the master. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1992 I'm overcompensating for WHAT?!? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1993 This is how you put a round peg into a square hole. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1994 Yes BYOCW means bring your own chlorine-water; everybody knows that Hank. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1995 But my VC said the idea wasn't scalable! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1996 Once again, Edward's machismo dominates the complex pool scene. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1997 I'm holding all I know. What's in the pool is only what I think I know. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1998 I admit, when Frank kept saying how big his beach balls were this is not what I envisioned. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1999 Yeah but I heard his never gets fully inflated. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2000 I thought you took your kid off steroids? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2001 It's not about being pro-equality. It's about needing everyone to know it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2002 Well, at least that guy is out of breath. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2003 I knew we overfed our other beachball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2004 Sigmund's pool party 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2005 Just don't let this one get wet. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2006 Hey Bernanke...we decided to use the ball with the real inflation rate. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2007 Not to burst your balloon, but they're fumigating the pool today. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2008 It's the pool party equivalent to the elephant in the room. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2009 In this case cold water makes it bigger. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2010 In this case, size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2011 See, bigger isn't always better. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2012 It looks something like this 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2013 They shrink that much? I dunno know how you guys walk around with those things. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2014 What did you think I meant when I said I have big balls? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2015 Ever since the lung transplant Morty loves to show off. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2016 I ordered a ping-pong ball from Amazon, but they sent King Kong's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2017 Before they could fully grasp what had happened, they suddenly realized that they should have done a better job of mastering nondimensionalization. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2018 Your one-upmanship might be getting a little out of hand. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2019 No vacancy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2020 I adjusted for inflation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2021 Where's the kiddie pool? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2022 Do you now understand why I said bigger is not necessarily better? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2023 I'm kicking myself. I could've bought that same size but I didn't think it would fit in the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2024 Don't feel inadequate just because yours isn't the biggest one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2025 How is the pilot supposed to exit the balloon? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2026 I'm leaving you for Harry. Yes, size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2027 I think that poor bastard's bitten off more than he can chew. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2028 Pool is closed due to too much hustle 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2029 Inevitably they all get too big for their beaches. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2030 I made my fortune by stressing scalability. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2031 So . . . your's is pre-Trump? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2032 I did try to tell you his was bigger... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2033 You were right: someone's got it in for you. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2034 I thought it was BYOB. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2035 It was cheaper than hiring a lifeguard. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2036 Rumor has it they added MiracleGro instead of chlorine last night. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2037 We got tired of kids splashing us. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2038 He's big into water sports. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2039 Yours is pretty too. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2040 Welcome to Texas! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2041 The pool is adults-only, and that includes the toys. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2042 This is the President's first big ball at Mar-a-Lago! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2043 The instructions clearly say, "Do not over-inflate." 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2044 At least we don't need a lifeguard. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2045 I don't know...he hid it in his bathing suit right after eating the bean dip... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2046 I've never heard of alpha beach balls. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2047 I told you not to water it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2048 That's ballsy . . . 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2049 That's Trump's; essentially, a bag of wind taking up the whole pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2050 We're all on pins and needles over Kathy Griffin's next art installation! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2051 Gosh, Harold sure is doing well for himself. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2052 Trump's in the pool again. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2053 You should have been here for the splash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2054 I was in the pool, I swear! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2055 We need a less creative Safety Committee! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2056 Ok, everyone outside the tent 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2057 This one is called Charlie. He likes beach walks and chew toys. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2058 Forget it. Let's just go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2059 I told you his was bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2060 I think we should downsize 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2061 This is why I said not to invite President Trump to the party! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2062 That's a couple blocks down. This is the Y.M.C.A. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2063 That'll keep the kids out. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2064 Political correctness has gone too far! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2065 Wait till you see what I replaced the Hummer with. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2066 It's more evidence for global warming. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2067 Metres, centimetres, whatever… 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2068 No really Honey, yours is a good size. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2069 Your hands must be pitifully small. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2070 Water is so passé. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2071 ...but mostly to let them know we have more money. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2072 But yours has the best motion in the ocean! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2073 Now let's see if you can do that with a keg of beer. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2074 Sorry, Stan; size does matter. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2075 These hipster pool floaties sure are getting out of hand... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2076 Honey, whoever owns that is compensating. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2077 Ok Jerry... the guests are amused & impressed by your, " Big Balls " innuendo ... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2078 I forgot to adjust for inflation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2079 It's my own personal 'Cocoon' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2080 Plastic is the new water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2081 Yes, she did ask for a bigger ball, but this one is too big to play with. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2082 ... and here is the ball that inspired Koons to do the installation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2083 I've seen bigger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2084 Any relation? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2085 At least the miserable brat can't splash in our drinks. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2086 Trust me, our social media consultant says #giantbeachball will bring more guests than the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2087 You know the whole is always bigger than the sum of its parts. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2088 Awwww, that's all right honey. Cold water always causes shrinkage. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2089 It belongs to the President. He just tweeted that next week he'll announce whether he plans to remove it or not. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2090 Do you know the wifi password? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2091 We need some regulations. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2092 Size matters, Henry 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2093 The wind must have carried the Miracle Grow from the lawn to the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2094 You can't say anything. This is a beach ball safe space. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2095 We did ask our boring city planners to have a ball, but this... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2096 that's it! its an anti climate evaporation shield 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2097 Put it down, very carefully; then run for the gate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2098 That's God's way of telling us we shouldn't swim. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2099 Turns out they already had a ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2100 Many people have told me it is called a covfefe. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2101 Stroke it gently, and it turns into a pool cover. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2102 In my defense, my therapist thought it was funny. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2103 I thought the invitation said "Bring Your Own Beach Ball" 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2104 Puts a new slant on pooling your resources. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2105 This party blows. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2106 The Millers are just so competitive! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2107 It prevents drowning. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2108 Great way to drain the pool at season's end. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2109 Oh dear...You always trying to overcompensate. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2110 You're allowed to take ONE toy into the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2111 It looks like Paul Bunyon left his beach ball in the pool again. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2112 You never have measured up. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2113 Who invited the President? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2114 that is just the tip of Bob's beach ball 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2115 I told you they already had one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2116 Well, the news copters are annoying, and I found this on the deck this morning. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2117 Trust me, bigger isn't always better. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2118 That ball trumps ours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2119 I'm starting to hate the president's visits! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2120 Get the party bucket. Do it now. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2121 Two things: it's alive, and it's afraid of your shish kabob. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2122 Pool boy? No... We've called an Apple Genius! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2123 Sorry, his hands were bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2124 '"Honey your gift is fine. It's the thought that counts " 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2125 Oh, that guy from Texas just got here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2126 Costco purchase. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2127 Word is that Trump is a club member. He's headed here and expects to have a ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2128 Yeah the guy who inflated it is really full of hot air. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2129 You can't say colored ball. You have to say rainbow. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2130 Stay a cupple extra nights and it's yours. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2131 Impressive... but what I had in mind was a fancy-dress dance party. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2132 It's normal for one ball to be bigger than the other. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2133 Better water in the pool than advertise you're a fool! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2134 I thought I was showing my pride. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2135 Well, at least you have the Porsche. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2136 You just missed him. He and Fay headed into the city to take in the sights. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2137 We're waiting for the DNA forensics on the inflation stem. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2138 I guess everything IS bigger in Texas. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2139 It's just a short spell of runaway inflation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2140 Yes, Fred beat me again, but a Real Man doesn't need a generator to blow up a beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2141 When you invited me to the "Grand Ball, I had something else entirely in mind. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2142 We've had a Photoshop malfunction. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2143 It came in a package marked hyuuge. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2144 Does size matter? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2145 Sorry Stan, the invitation said 'bring your pride to our massive gay beach ball party' 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2146 Ball to the walls baby, ball to the walls. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2147 See? You CAN get fat eating nothing but air. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2148 A typical suburban summer weekend gathering at the covfefe. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2149 Mom said I could only one toy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2150 Actually it's a beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2151 Sorry but the Trumps arrived here earlier. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2152 "There's nothing I hate more, than a beachball with an inflated ego. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2153 'I'm sorry Kendrick, darling. I'll always love you and your perfectly spherical small beach ball. But can't you see that Jeremy's enormous rectangularity and I were made for each other?' 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2154 I'm not in this ball-game 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2155 It's not the size of the ball that matters, honey... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2156 Not bad for your last day, eh? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2157 Unbelievable! The New Yorker is using color? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2158 I told you it had an evil twin. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2159 I plan to market it as the perfect swimsuit cover up. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2160 Why would you bring a beach ball to a pool party? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2161 Somebody tell Shaq it's not his day at the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2162 It's the thought that counts. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2163 Let's blame it on the Fed. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2164 I'm not gay, I'm just happy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2165 If we are not careful, this beaxh ball is going to result in a beach brawl. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2166 I never thought I'd have beach ball envy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2167 The Donald Blew It! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2168 It cuts down water wastage by 89.6 % 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2169 I heard in was done in Vegas for $500 in under an hour. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2170 Have you seen a pail and shovel ? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2171 I'm canceling our date. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2172 They'll take it down as soon as they catch the piranha. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2173 That last guy was a real blowhard. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2174 I think we've got to tighten our pool toy rules. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2175 You should see my other beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2176 My boyfriend brought a ball too. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2177 Her father is actually a really nice guy. Don't worry, you'll be fine. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2178 There is always someone whose possessions have to be bigger than those of anyone else. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2179 Proud is one thing but this is ridiculous! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2180 Funny, didn't you claim they shrunk in the pool? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2181 I'm suing for copyright infringement. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2182 and yet you forget the sunscreen? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2183 What happened to the diving board? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2184 Maybe we should try the smaller one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2185 Should have known! That's Texas for ya'.................... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2186 The pH test indicates that this pool is too basic. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2187 Thanks, Harold, but as you can see, Jim's ball is bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2188 The Trumps are in town. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2189 So, what do you feed yours? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2190 Guess we cannot go swimming today 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2191 at costco you need to read the small print..the size was in feet not inches. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2192 Somewhere Under the Rainbow 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2193 Costco. Three for $10. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2194 Well, in all fairness, Jeffrey was cheating at Marco Polo. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2195 You are so adorable when you're confident in the face of utter defeat. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2196 Personally, I prefer to make less of a splash. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2197 "It's the summer Louvre". 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2198 Anything you can do I can do bigger 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2199 Oh great, the Joneses are here. You're going to have to go back to the store. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2200 Can you believe it? The saleslady told me mine was one of a kind! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2201 Oh, "literally" go big or go home? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2202 Or we could have just added the algicide. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2203 Oh perfect dear. Everyone loved the colors but just a little too big. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2204 I know you want to go swimming, Harold, but life's a beach. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2205 Funny they should fumigate now! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2206 Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2207 That's not a ball. THIS is a ball 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2208 The Joneses are already here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2209 I just learned that size does matter 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2210 Pool parties never fail to make me feel inadequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2211 Mine's bigger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2212 Not exactly my idea of big fun. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2213 Always the drama queen...... she could have just put up a sign, "No Swimming Today." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2214 No blowing required you just add water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2215 Feeling a little inadequate are we? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2216 Did I overdress for this year's Egotists Ball? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2217 Well the package did say "Expands when wet" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2218 I didn't realize these were so absorbent. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2219 This pool scene is blowing up! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2220 They let me keep the prototype! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2221 Tell Jeff Koons we found the mothership 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2222 Our new neighbors come from Texas. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2223 They want to know if you're Tom Brady. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2224 Jack has GOT to take care of that blasted beanstalk. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2225 Wrong striping. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2226 It only seemed right to give it equal access. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2227 Damn. I guess we're off. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2228 Looks like your brother's here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2229 Anyone have a big pin? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2230 We're very concerned with water conservation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2231 Great, Janice... always one-upping your little brother! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2232 No, I don't think you'll sell any beach balls here. Your competitors have just about cornered the market. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2233 I had no idea this absence of bouyancy thing was big in gay communities too? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2234 My pool is smaller. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2235 I'm getting real tired of our neighbor and all this yuuge and bigly stuff. What a showboat! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2236 Don't worry, honey. It's how you use it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2237 I got a great buy on the beach ball at CheapMart for 39 cents 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2238 Honey, Relax!!!! Size Does Not Matter!!!! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2239 What's nice is that it scales. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2240 Where's the kiddie pool? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2241 You needed to come a little earlier. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2242 ROYGBIV is rolling over in his grave right now. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2243 Wow. He nailed that landing. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2244 Let me guess--you invited the Gullivers. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2245 I guess I overdid the Miracle-Gro 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2246 Blow up toys should be prohibited in the pool ! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2247 It's called a pool ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2248 Summers have really been getting more extreme since we pulled out of the Paris Agreement. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2249 No, 'BYOB' meant 'bottle'. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2250 Just drop that off next to the other gifts. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2251 It just started yelling, "Everybody out!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2252 everybody under 20 feet in diameter out of the pool for 15 minutes. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2253 Why does Fred always have to one up me? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2254 They have to take it away. See, the colors are mine. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2255 Have you seen the lifeguard since he dove in to remove the balloon? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2256 Diorama drama 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2257 I know, it does look like a beach ball, doesn't it? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2258 Everyone kept saying "just let that sink in" and now it's stuck. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2259 U.S. Army Amphibious Air Ballon Division 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2260 It's okay, Gerald. Size isn't everything. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2261 Ah well, I see the Jones are here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2262 Our town's really embraced the fracking boom. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2263 Marcoooo. . . . . ? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2264 That reminds me the Air Balloon Festival is this weekend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2265 It was this size before it went into the pool 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2266 You're a bit late with the beach ball - God got here early with his. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2267 I thought it was gonna rain today! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2268 You should see his pool noodle. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2269 It's a metaphor for climate change, Sarah. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2270 I've always told you it was too small Gerald. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2271 Mine is smaller, but it gets the job done. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2272 Yours is just fine dear. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2273 Yeah, but it keeps the kids busy for hours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2274 I wanted a pool, but we're having a ball instead. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2275 ... and you thought you had a big one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2276 It belongs to our next door neighbors who moved here from Three Mile Island. They're big in nuclear energy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2277 You've got a lot of ball, stupid! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2278 Do you want to play with my balls? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2279 Inflation hits us all eventually. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2280 Don't stress about it, Walter. Maybe his hands are smaller than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2281 maybe let's just put put this one down and walk away slowly ... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2282 Jeff Koons autograph. Sorry, he's come and gone. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2283 Harold, we just wanted to inflate the ball, not your ego. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2284 It takes big balls to do that. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2285 Don't make this about you, Jerry! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2286 Glow ball warning! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2287 Honey, we're at Mar-a-Lago and that's the President's beachball. Just relax and wait for him to play golf. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2288 Having a ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2289 OSHA 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2290 How was I supposed to know the mother would reject it? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2291 Sales force convention 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2292 Someone accused the pool manager of having small hands 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2293 That's why we forbid beach balls at this Condominium. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2294 Look, Larry, you're blowing this whole thing out of proportion. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2295 It was built in OZ. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2296 US pulls out of climate change accord. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2297 Tell Trump his gift is not wanted here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2298 It's part of my ego inflation therapy. You should try it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2299 It looked smaller on Amazon.com 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2300 Her name is Gloria and this is one of her eggs! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2301 It isn't the radius that matters. It's the bounce. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2302 I distinctly remember telling you to stay out of the souvenir shop. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2303 But it clashes with the political landscape. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2304 A lot of people have big balls now that the Republicans are in power. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2305 Your balls are uneven. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2306 Was this listed in the basic party package? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2307 It's Huuuuuuuuuuge! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2308 I knew there would be a problem when the Home Owner's Association approved "NO SIZE RESTRICTIONS ON INFLATABLE POOL TOYS". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2309 You should have super-sized it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2310 The last item on his bucket list was, "Go cold-air ballooning." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2311 He's overcompensating. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2312 They must have bigger pools in China. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2313 James thought his Giant Peach should recognize Pride Week this year. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2314 I told you we should have built a larger pool 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2315 Well I'll just take my ball and go home if you want to play that game. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2316 You're gonna need bigger balls than that if you want to play here, mister. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2317 I thought you said size didn't matter 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2318 It doesn't matter if it's a big beach ball or small beach ball, there are no trained seals in the pool! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2319 I agree. The inflation rate is troubling. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2320 Inflation, they tell me. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2321 I wanted mine to see what can happen when you reach your full pooltential. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2322 What if I told you I have a pen? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2323 Honey, don't worry - size doesn't matter. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2324 I still haven't got a hang of the metric system yet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2325 It's cuter than our current planet and it's all plastic! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2326 I don't care if they gave you a 2-for-1 special. Get rid of it! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2327 Go ahead, throw the other one in there....I dare you 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2328 Yes, I had heard that the owner of this resort had big balls. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2329 In pool, you sink the large colored ball first 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2330 Someone has some serious lung capacity. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2331 That one has sucked all the oxygen out of the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2332 ...and then the President's beach balll just pushed Everyone else's out of the pool! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2333 Here comes Uncle Louie. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2334 I just want you to know that I had nothing to do with that. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2335 Be careful - that's how I started. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2336 Well, he really outdid you this time. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2337 There's only room for one person to play at a time. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2338 I thought it would save on our water bills. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2339 Think about it Marion, who is the biggest blowhard that we know! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2340 I'm downsizing. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2341 It was working on it's circumference all winter. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2342 Jesus, Stan. You can't even measure up in my acid trips! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2343 He's just a ballsy kind of guy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2344 I thought there would be shrinkage. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2345 That beach ball must be Isaac Mizrahi's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2346 Face it! You're no longer the main attraction. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2347 So I've heard... but sometimes the game matters more than the equipment. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2348 It's the annual Gay Ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2349 No really, yours is the biggest I've ever seen. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2350 Costco beach balls only come in Extra Large. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2351 You'll have to wait until they're done fumigating. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2352 OMG, some joker put Viagra in the pool! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2353 Well, they said if we came by we'd have a ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2354 Feeling inadequate Harvey? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2355 Guess who's ball that is. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2356 I KNOW that his is bigger than mine - but what can you do with it? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2357 Really, size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2358 Has anyone seen my volleyball? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2359 Look-it's hatching babies in there! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2360 Sorry, only one beach ball allowed in the pool at a time. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2361 I still don't think this "color" thing will catch on. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2362 Don't worry, it's a myth that size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2363 It was here last week too. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2364 Got a needle? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2365 Thanks, but all the kids are already covered. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2366 ... and one for the kiddie pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2367 I have to resort to extreme measures to get the kids to come play outside. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2368 Way Back When: Gene Pool, Now: Tent of Diversity 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2369 So I wouldn't lose it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2370 It's a bigly beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2371 No thank you. We've had our fill of a splash of color. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2372 His is bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2373 If you bounce it, they will come. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2374 But you always said size doesn't matter? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2375 Is yours absorbent ? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2376 Quick—pop this. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2377 It's that Jones kid again 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2378 Did you bring the pin? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2379 It's supposed to get rid of termites for good. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2380 Donald gave it to me. Isn't it HUGE. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2381 June is busting out all over! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2382 An unintended consequence of beach ball deregulation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2383 And you think you've got balls 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2384 Admit it! You have ball envy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2385 His birth mom came looking for him. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2386 We found it in the trash bin right outside of the Maralago Resort. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2387 This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2388 It looks like the lifeguards are on a break now. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2389 That of my husband is bigger. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2390 "Where's all the children?" [implying that the beach ball ate them] 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2391 Your ball is beautiful and perfectly adequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2392 Waiting for divers to locate the balloon's black box. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2393 It was on sale at Costco. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2394 You'll have to appeal to the Pool Board to get the rules about ball size changed. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2395 We're gonna need a bigger lawn chair. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2396 You've really become inflated with pride ever since joining this country club. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2397 Oh stop being sensative. This is not about his ego. "Biggest Beach Ball Party of the Year", the invite said. Besides, your ball is cuter and more cuddly. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2398 The big one is being developed for Sergy Brin to bring the beach experience to landlocked nations. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2399 This is not the first time that size has made me feel inferior at the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2400 So I said, "Congratulations. Your ball is the biggest, the best! Now can the rest of us take a swim?" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2401 Trump's here isn't he? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2402 Whatever you do, don't call him a big baby. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2403 My left ball is swollen. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2404 It's been four hours. We better call somebody. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2405 I see AC/DC is already here. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2406 My god, that kid was big. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2407 Kids usually play that game on land, right? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2408 You're gonna need a bigger swimmin' pool. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2409 I'm sorry Bill but I met someone who's more liberal. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2410 Something pointy and sharp...a pin...an ice pick? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2411 Has anyone seen Jenn? Or Allie? Or Tyler? Or the twins? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2412 Out-doing the neighbours is now a whole new ball game. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2413 I hate it when Donald brings his beach ball to the pool! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2414 Didn't anyone tell you that no one actually goes into the pool at pool parties anymore? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2415 Lots of things are overinflated here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2416 Pool toys are not the path to greatness, dear. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2417 Yes we've all seen the new just add water beach balls. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2418 Everyone knows he's full of hot air. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2419 Yeah it was the brilliant idea of one of these whiz kid Internet start- up billionaires 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2420 It's as much a mystery to me as it is to you. Down at the lab they're calling it 'color'. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2421 Looks like the Brobdingnagians are warming up for their water polo match against your team, Lilli. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2422 It's been adjusted for inflation. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2423 That beach ball calls itself Donald. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2424 He hasn't stayed at his grade level since he dropped out of school. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2425 We like things HUUUUGGGE here at Mar a Largo 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2426 I told you they're Type As, Ralph. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2427 Well, at least we'll have a colorful story to tell when we get back from vacation. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2428 See, Paula, some things can be too big. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2429 It looked smaller before I blew it up. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2430 First time at Mar-a-Lago? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2431 So I see you're a fan. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2432 Godzilla beat you to it, Dear. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2433 We need a bigger pool! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2434 Of course she is proud of you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2435 Whatever happened to, `Stay in your lane?' 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2436 I just don't know why they have to supersize everything. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2437 Beachball meets keeping up with the Joneses! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2438 Since the club joined Swim-Exit, we've saved so much on paying lifeguards. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2439 I feel so inadequate around this place. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2440 The gods must be jealous. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2441 Don't get a complex, it's how you use that matters. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2442 Mine's a grower. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2443 You should see the Magic Grow Monster that came with it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2444 His ball always has to be the biggest. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2445 I've got a mop bucket we could toss this around in. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2446 And this is why you should always get the hormone free helium. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2447 Marvin, 'just add water' is not ok in this case. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2448 I understand your new boyfriend is a water conservationist. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2449 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the ball of an Englishman. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2450 I wish he'd take his ball and go home. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2451 And just as he made his first departure from his secret underground evil lair, to wreck havoc over the land, the much feared "Balloonist of Italy" immediately regretted both the placement of the escape hatch and the colors of his balloon canopy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2452 This is the worst circus I've ever been to. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2453 I think we should bounce. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2454 He has this idea Mummy always loved me best. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2455 But what did the instructions say after "just add water"? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2456 The large size was already sold. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2457 I think I found it's mama! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2458 That's all right. After blowing up the beach ball, we're all too tired to swim anyway. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2459 In fairness, it was meant for a bigger pool. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2460 It said, "just add water?" 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2461 I think it's a tax dodge. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2462 Stan, please, don't let this be a reflection on who you are as a person. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2463 Texans have bigger balls. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2464 It's not the size -- it's what you do with it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2465 They said I could leave it there until free swim is over. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2466 We Gays are really competitve 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2467 Don't worry Mary, we can play with this one! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2468 Hey! Life's a beach ball and then you die. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2469 Please keep it out of the water. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2470 I'm gonna blow up big someday. You just wait. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2471 Do YOU want to be the one who tells him he can't play with that here? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2472 I guess my ball is a contender for second place. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2473 They were so happy to be in the high disk pool. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2474 Amazingly, it reduces water usage by nearly 90%! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2475 I told you the mother would come after it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2476 What now? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2477 I see the president has already arrived. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2478 Texan Poolparty 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2479 Our neighbors have one that covers the complete Pacific Ocean. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2480 And we use a lot less chemicals now! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2481 We installed it during the drought and we've kept it because our neighbors hate it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2482 You'll just have to find another place to play. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2483 OMG! Are you THE ROYGBIV? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2484 We thought he was a stray, but his mom followed us back from the beach. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2485 What's really huge is the fact that it's in color! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2486 I thought size didn't matter with you..... 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2487 Well, they did say the party would be a ball. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2488 Nice ball! You don't have to blow that one up. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2489 He should get that checked out. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2490 I keep telling yoh size doesn't matter. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2491 We put in chlorine for the pH and Vitamin Water for the lap swimming. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2492 Did you get that from Dodger Stadium? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2493 Mine is for the kiddies' pool. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2494 It's OK, no one can hurt us if Pride is surrounded by cis people! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2495 You'd think the Big Kids Camp would at least have the decency to clean things up when they leave. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2496 Always read the fine print before ordering online. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2497 It's disrupting the beach ball business. We're funding it on Indiegogo. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2498 It only has from 3:00 to 3:30, then it has to get out. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2499 I'm sorry, but I like that black guy's ball better. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2500 Gender is like size; it doesn't matter. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2501 Why does Phileas Fogg always have to hog the pool? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2502 Those Boulder kids are hotboxing a parachute again. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2503 It's been on a high protein diet. Now it's trying to cleanse. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2504 It's a metaphoric example of inflation ruining my vacation. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2505 It's an intervention honey, nobody wanted to take your ball away. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2506 The cartoonist got carried away with his new set of colored pencils! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2507 Your beach ball looks exactly like our hot air balloon. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2508 "our host's ego is a bit overinflated." Sign of the times. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2509 Have you met the baby? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2510 He makes me hold him every time his mother's in the pool. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2511 That's one yuge beachball. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2512 There is nothing in the CC&Rs about ball sizes. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2513 Aargh! Shiver me timbers. Who ordered the foul anchor aweigh with sea weed on the side? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2514 It's a maternity beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2515 Thanks, but our beach ball doubles as a trampoline. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2516 I hope it's not contagious? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2517 It's Gay Pride Week. Want to play catch? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2518 The Gay Memorial is finally before us." The "New Yorker" doesn't know good humor. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2519 Our son Gulliver keeps bringing back souvenirs. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2520 It belongs to that big kid down the street. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2521 It's called The White House Swim Cap. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2522 How about a quickie bubble bath? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2523 It's adult hour. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2524 I'll see you at home. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2525 Trump must be visiting. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2526 Jell-o surprise? You were supposed to bring dinner rolls. Everybody brought Jello-o surprise. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2527 You could take it as a statement on man's inhumanity to man, or you could take it as a big beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2528 I hear those landings can be tricky. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2529 I guess his was bigger than mine! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2530 Finally! An example where bigger isn't always better. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2531 Some people have it b'all! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2532 I guess always assumed the whole "everything's bigger in Texas" business was just something people said. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2533 Which ball is bigger, the one in the pool, or the one in my hands? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2534 Roy G Biv left it here. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2535 Yes, Fred. Size matters. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2536 I think they've gone over the top! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2537 I hope Frank realizes that this means war. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2538 Donald again. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2539 I told you it'a an adult pool party. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2540 Our party believes in rising sea levels. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2541 Welcome, but we have the competitive advantage. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2542 Put down the baby and slowly back away... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2543 You will always be a big baller in my book Stanley. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2544 So based on the model here, I asked if they could go "all out." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2545 LOL tiny beachball you suck GTFO. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2546 He said no pools would be great again, then stormed out crying, "That's MY wall and MY HUUUGE ball!" 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2547 You're not supposed to feed the birds. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2548 Looks like President Trump is arriving. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2549 Well honey, yes, it is really quite impressive but you know I love you for your personality. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2550 It’s just their way of saying their pool is bigger than ours. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2551 Told you he was going to one-up me again. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2552 The BFG checked in yesterday. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2553 His is bigger than mine. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2554 Are you sure it's fully inflated? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2555 He's a bit conscienteous about his weight... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2556 Huge is always better. Right? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2557 And this is my traditional beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2558 They're conserving water because of the drought. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2559 Remember, big is not necessarily better. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2560 I dunno, all I said was "where's our other beach ball". 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2561 It's a gender-neutral pool...on a don't ask, don't tell basis. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2562 Alright children let go of the parachute 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2563 Yeah. Better for the beach I'll admit. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2564 His parents just divorced 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2565 This is the son of a beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2566 When they said giants of water polo, they weren't kidding. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2567 Anyone have a pin. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2568 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2569 It is the gay Heaven's Gate for the Trumpian age! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2570 Story of my life.... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2571 He's the head of the Compensation Committee. What did you expect? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2572 This "bigger is better" thing has gotten out of control. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2573 Mine's bigger than his 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2574 I warned you about vacationing near Mar-a-Lago. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2575 It's an ICBM, but we're supposed to pretend we don't know . . . 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2576 I thought we were supposed to bring our own. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2577 You try saying no to a baby asking for the biggest beachball, the best beachball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2578 All I know is, this one's mine. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2579 Swell party! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2580 Don't you understand why the sign says no toys in the pool? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2581 You told me that they only stock the small size!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2582 You're holding the proper size - what the hell is that about? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2583 I forgot to adjust for inflation. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2584 And they said there would never be another loose seal ball... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2585 You can have too much of a good thing. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2586 I shoulda known from your scale model that it would clash with the background. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2587 You just have to accept that others may have bigger balls than you. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2588 It came with the pool 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2589 You got it wet? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2590 It's time to take your ball and go home. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2591 When the drought is over, we'll go back to this one. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2592 I should warn you, it gets jealous. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2593 I was afraid that our respective definitions of "big" was going to be cause for disappointment. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2594 It's Jeff Koons's place, why? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2595 The Bunyan always have to one up us at the Community pool party! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2596 Seems like inflation is affecting everything around here. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2597 I told you it would swell if you put it in water 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2598 Talk about an inflated ego. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2599 Tenting the pool, I love it! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2600 I know in the past I've said it doesn't, but in this case, size matters. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2601 downsizing has been especially hard on the children. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2602 Told ya' so, the biggest ball wins 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2603 Okay, sometimes size does matter. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2604 I think you'll find mine to be perfectly adequate. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2605 Stripes always make things look bigger than they are. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2606 Do you have to blow everything out of proportion? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2607 I told you, all those veggies gives me gas! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2608 What did you think it meant by, "Beach ball Pool Party" ? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2609 Let's make the pool great again! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2610 OK who's the wise guy that yelled play ball? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2611 I long for the old B&W world. Color is so brash. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2612 Living in Calabassas, there's always a chance the Kardashian pool toys can blow over into our yard. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2613 I hear there's a pool somewhere UNDER the rainbow! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2614 The Johnsons went to Costco. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2615 You were supposed to fill it with sand first! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2616 Do you hear footsteps? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2617 United States got some good weed since it's legal now,DO you see a giant beach ball in the pool dude. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2618 So, why are all the houses white? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2619 Jim, it's over between us. I wrote it off to bad luck for years but there's no denying it now. You are, literally, a "loser." 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2620 I told you yours was too small 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2621 Take this precious seed and go forth to find more hosts. Soon, all of Brentwood will know the wonders of Lord P'ool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2622 ...and we cut costs a lot by not having to pay for a lifeguard! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2623 Archimedes' principle? Never heard of it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2624 You thought this was a Skittles commercial?! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2625 Don't pop it! It's an Oldenburg. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2626 Did anybody at least try to save the hot air balloonists? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2627 ...you should have seen their Christmas present. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2628 Is Michael Janet's son? That's the only thing that would explain why you endorsed such a particularly, even for you, lame cartoon. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2629 Size doesn't matter, right? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2630 Simple. 14 million PSI, that's how. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2631 Dad's keeping the unicorn tea party under wraps. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2632 I hope no one notices that I didn't clean the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2633 I guess that explains the warning label. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2634 What is the President's beach ball doing in our pool? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2635 You'll have a ball! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2636 The last thing you want on vacation is having to address the beachball in the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2637 I guess Godzilla forgot to RSVP. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2638 The owners, Pinkie and Pookie, are obsessed with big balls. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2639 It's our host's. He has really big hands. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2640 We're just waiting till his bubbles stop coming up. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2641 Is it a watered down version , or just another trial balloon ? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2642 This is why daddy blows it up. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2643 Honey, I blew up the beach ball 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2644 My heart may be saying, 'Be inclusive,' but my head's already drafted a strongly-worded two-page letter to the club steward. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2645 Contrary to popular belief Harold, size doesn't matter. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2646 So, then, I guess you never watched "The Prisoner." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2647 Pool Party at Jeff Koon's home. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2648 Definitely ballsy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2649 "There is room for only one ball in the pool today". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2650 I don't care if everyone is doing it-- I still think watching the bug-zapper lights are more fun. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2651 It is the only way we can meet California water regulations. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2652 Greece suffers so from hyperinflation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2653 Like I said, absolutely no problem with any LGBT members using our pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2654 Sam was stricken with beach ball envy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2655 Everyone's having a ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2656 They're having a ball in the pool. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2657 for goodness sake, will you get rid of that ridiculous toy? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2658 Listen, I think you've got this whole beach ball thing blown out of all proportion 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2659 Now that I'm the president of this swim club, I say my balloon is bigger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2660 It's really not the size that matters... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2661 When did they take the "Trump" sign down? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2662 It's been a godsend for our liability premiums. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2663 We work hard, we play hard. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2664 There're going to have a problem reigniting the burner. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2665 Now, midshipman, for your lesson in longitude. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2666 If you think that's big wait till you see the umbrella. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2667 Relax, Hal. Anyone with an inflatable ball that big has to be compensating for something. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2668 Ok, now the gay agenda went too far. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2669 I don't care what the Fed says. I'm worried about inflation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2670 It's just how I roll. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2671 Uh ... no. It's actually a camouflaged radar installation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2672 Mine's bigger than yours. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2673 The Rodgers' kids always have to have bigger and better. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2674 Seriously? The whole pool is betting against you. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2675 Your proportionality subtly rebukes the grandiosity of our hosts. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2676 "A Shrink Ray! I asked you to invent a Shrink Ray!" Professor Paulson can never seem to please his girlfriend. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2677 I prefer the original. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2678 Color me as surprised as you are. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2679 It's not a beach ball. I know it looks like one. You've got to expand your understanding of art and form if you are going to live here in Short Hills. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2680 This sphere campaign must end. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2681 There's a gym class under there but we should probably check on them... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2682 Those martians are such show offs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2683 That explains why the all the roofs are wet. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2684 Be patient! The Jolly Green Giant is still practicing 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2685 So sorry but we only allow one beach ball in the pool at a time. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2686 Yes, I do have strong lungs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2687 Let's make beach balls small again. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2688 We are trying to save on water. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2689 I'm sorry, that opening has already been filled. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2690 The neighbors always have to show off 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2691 Too late Trump is here. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2692 This way we don't have to hire a life guard. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2693 You blow everything out of proportion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2694 It's a ball having a pool, isn't it? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2695 I'm afraid you brought a knife to a gunfight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2696 You didn't say "when." 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2697 I think they blew too much! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2698 Definitely a big ball day. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2699 Borrowed it from the Trump Tower pool, didn't you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2700 No, I have my ball right here 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2701 Covfefe? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2702 And remember, never feed it after midnight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2703 It feeds on agents. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2704 I think that ball is too big. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2705 That will be nice for the kids pool 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2706 When I placed the order, I thought we were talking about centimeters. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2707 I swear, it said 'add water'. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2708 Wow... colour in a New Yorker Caption Contest drawing. Recently, nothing seems the same anymore. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2709 You'll never change. This sibling rivalry has to stop. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2710 Sometimes, size matters. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2711 Trump's rules, honey. Marco Solo. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2712 "I think this should put an end to that Marco Polo crap". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2713 Honey, I'd love to float our beach-ball in thiepool, but first we'll have to get someone to clear the pool. All it takes is one prick! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2714 I knew George was insecure in a bathing suit, but this is over-compensating. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2715 Jimmy Jr's science project this summer is to show the link between the bending colors of light and the big bang theory. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2716 Who invited the President? Doesn't Trump's know that balloon won't rise his approval rating anymore then James Comey wanted to? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2717 And you have penis envy too? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2718 turn the pool heater down! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2719 Infiltration is out of control again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2720 Stick it with a pin before anyone notices. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2721 The Browns always have to outdo everyone. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2722 They don’t usually allow color in cartoons, but they’ll make an exception for a beach ball. However, that one isn’t big enough. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2723 You're still my number one. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2724 Still cleaning up from that goddamned Jimmy Buffet concert. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2725 I'm sorry, but this club only allows the biggest balls into the pool. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2726 Flipper always wants the biggest ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2727 I guess that "big" is a relative term. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2728 I just hate it when his Mom shows up announced. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2729 Yeah, and he has a ego to match. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2730 lgbt right in our backyard 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2731 Tom Brady's pool parties suck. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2732 I think the LSD is working. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2733 I want to see how it works on my sea monkeys. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2734 It was supposed to be delivered to Mar-a-Lago. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2735 Sorry, we have a new pool game called Covfefe. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2736 Put it down... gently... and back away. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2737 Gulliver left it behind. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2738 The game consists in talking about anything else. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2739 What separates the men from the boys is the size of their toys. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2740 I told you BYOB doesn't mean: Bring Your Own Ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2741 They keep it around to remind them of Clifford. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2742 It's supposed to have an SPF of 1000! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2743 Just extend your diaphragm a little bit more. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2744 We save water but it tends to clog-up the filter intake. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2745 poolitically correct 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2746 I just had to help with water conservation in California, besides it glows in the Dark! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2747 See Bob? I told you there IS such a thing as too big. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2748 Lawyers for the club listed the children as pests so they tented the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2749 For a hostess gift it's pretty damn passive-aggressive. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2750 It's the mother ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2751 I told you his was bigger than yours. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2752 I thought you said he wasn't coming... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2753 Gay pride really has blown up since last summer. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2754 It's not about the size, dear. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2755 I think the pool might be overcompensating. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2756 His is bigger than yours. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2757 Go ask Alice. I think she'll know. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2758 I see the story about your balls was both colored and inflated. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2759 Do you think anyone would notice if we traded beachballs? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2760 Darling, don't you know that bigger is always better? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2761 Runaway inflation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2762 Don’t take it personally: It’s Jeff’s. He has to show everyone how much bigger his pool is. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2763 You must be looking for the humdrum pool party down the street. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2764 I like him more, because, you know, his is bigger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2765 You just soak it in water all night 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2766 This is what happens when you defund Planned Parenthood! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2767 The ad said it would eliminate dog hair in the skimmers. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2768 That Trump, he always has to have the best and biggest. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2769 It's Jerry Brown's idea for a drought-proof pool that's also very safe. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2770 I'm all about fun in proper proportion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2771 It's a boy! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2772 That balloon nailed the landing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2773 It's puffed up with pride! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2774 I hate to burst your bubble, but I have to burst your bubble. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2775 I thought Gulliver had been banned from the pool for doing cannonballs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2776 Is this what he meant by 'covfefe'? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2777 Oh just take your ball and go home already. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2778 I can't wait for the pool to finish loading... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2779 But it's symbolic. Of climate change. Fine, I'll take it down. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2780 I can't dive in to an ego this size! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2781 Stop worrying Harold. I told you, they don't normally get that big. That one ate a piece of Donald Trump's ego. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2782 Our water bill is less but inflation is killing us. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2783 Wondering if anyone has seen a giant beach ball? It looks like the one I'm holding. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2784 I guess your not the only one who thought it would be clever to bring a beach ball to the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2785 Don't worry hon, size isn't everything. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2786 And you must be the proud father. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2787 Yeah, new condo policy allows for only one beach ball in the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2788 Undercompensating? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2789 Yes,