Contest #572


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572


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-06-12
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-06-25 (estimated)
Number of captions 6241
Number of responses 218335
Number of participants 4663


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 "I'll catch it", was the last I heard. 1.7957 0.03490 553 254 158 141
1 Yours is perfectly adequate. 1.7908 0.04175 349 150 122 77
2 It looked a lot smaller online. 1.7293 0.04303 314 145 109 60
3 Well, where do you think these little balls come from? 1.6829 0.02263 1400 794 256 350
4 If size didn't matter we'd all be swimming. 1.6765 0.05398 204 104 62 38
5 It was only a dollar more.. 1.6764 0.03465 479 240 154 85
6 You should see his water noodle. 1.6733 0.05309 202 101 66 35
7 This "mine is bigger than yours" thing between you and your brother has got to stop, Harry. 1.6697 0.03329 551 289 155 107
8 No chance of us getting them mixed up, I initialed mine. 1.6649 0.03139 576 292 185 99
9 Costco. Why? 1.6644 0.03667 432 222 133 77
10 It keeps blowing over from Mar-a-Lago. You'd think they would build a wall. 1.6567 0.05135 233 125 63 45
11 Not Freudian. Trumpian. 1.6364 0.05807 187 105 45 37
12 He has a bigger house, a bigger car, and now a bigger ball - need I go on? 1.6344 0.02704 930 548 174 208
13 The car, the house--it's always a competition with him. 1.6314 0.02761 803 448 203 152
14 With a coupon it cost the same as the small one. 1.6190 0.05777 168 91 50 27
15 Just be patient. He goes back to Washington Sunday night and takes his ball with him. 1.6129 0.04896 248 140 64 44
16 It's right there on the label: May expand when wet. 1.6125 0.04104 320 172 100 48
17 They've appeared out of nowhere , in pools all over the world. 1.6083 0.02762 817 477 183 157
18 Thats the last time I send you to Costco 1.6083 0.03584 434 239 126 69
19 In this neighborhood, size is everything. 1.6026 0.06345 156 92 34 30
20 You really blew that out of proportion didn't you? 1.6022 0.05617 186 106 48 32
21 That's inflation for you. 1.5985 0.03781 391 219 110 62
22 That is not what B.Y.O.B. meant on the invitation. 1.5960 0.05106 198 107 64 27
23 THEIR BEACHBALL IS OUT OF ORDER. Ours goes pink, yellow, green, blue. 1.5845 0.03254 633 398 100 135
24 Are we in The New Yorker or one of those annoying adult coloring books? 1.5790 0.03056 582 332 163 87
25 Wait until you see the size of the seal. 1.5758 0.04166 297 166 91 40
26 All I heard was, "It's gonna be the biggest beach ball. The best. The greatest. Amazing. Yuge! Believ---OOF." 1.5736 0.04049 326 186 93 47
27 I guess my 'fat fingered vulgarian' joke really pissed him off. 1.5674 0.03669 534 357 51 126
28 If my neighbor asks for his ball back, just fucking give it to him. 1.5665 0.03646 526 347 60 119
29 Of course your Gay Pride is just as big as Ed's. 1.5664 0.06320 143 85 35 23
30 Last one on is a rotten egg. 1.5660 0.03531 523 333 84 106
31 But don't you see! The proper order is red, yellow, green! 1.5558 0.03484 475 289 108 78
32 I only came here to drink anyways. 1.5512 0.03500 459 278 109 72
33 It's what you do with it that counts. 1.5459 0.05195 185 107 55 23
34 He had to have a bigger car than me, a bigger house than me. I tell you Helene, it never ends! 1.5377 0.03838 411 263 75 73
35 That's so sweet of you Bob...but we already have one. 1.5362 0.06270 138 84 34 20
36 I can't put my finger on it, Carla, but this club makes me feel so inadequate. 1.5302 0.05913 149 90 39 20
37 In Mar-a-Lago, size matters. 1.5298 0.04185 302 184 76 42
38 Yes, but did you see how small his hands are? 1.5270 0.04128 315 194 76 45
39 Do you think he's overcompensating for something? 1.5243 0.05259 185 112 49 24
40 I guess that's the hole-ball of wax. 1.5232 0.04345 367 256 30 81
41 'As you can see, the Trumps got here first.' 1.5168 0.06289 149 97 27 25
42 Try rubbing it. 1.5105 0.06107 143 90 33 20
43 Bring a beach ball, you said. You'll make a good impression, you said. 1.5050 0.03880 303 181 91 31
44 Margaret was right....that bathing suit makes her butt look huge 1.5018 0.04506 277 181 53 43
45 If it stays up for more than four hours, we're supposed to call a physician. 1.4873 0.04197 275 173 70 32
46 Well, apparently more than his ego is inflated. 1.4857 0.05953 140 89 34 17
47 Plenty of guys have one ball bigger than the other. 1.4833 0.04609 269 182 44 43
48 It's payback for my reporting that his inaugural ball wasn't as bigly as some others. 1.4819 0.05035 166 100 52 14
49 I think I mixed up the Viagra and Chlorine Tablet bottles 1.4808 0.04443 260 169 57 34
50 I've found someone else. 1.4785 0.05348 186 123 37 26
51 Is it just me, or has inflation gotten out of hand? 1.4770 0.04509 239 153 58 28
52 But compared to what you've seen at other pools, mine is about average, right? 1.4754 0.04401 244 155 62 27
53 You must be new to Texas.... 1.4741 0.04456 251 163 57 31
54 Just wait till you see the seal! 1.4737 0.04473 247 160 57 30
55 Maybe you should take yours over to the baby pool. 1.4715 0.04449 246 159 58 29
56 If this were a simulation, the colors would be in the same order! 1.4713 0.04942 244 171 31 42
57 They were wrong. It wasn't an asteroid after all. 1.4711 0.04427 242 155 60 27
58 I don't think you've got the ball to compete. 1.4661 0.04548 236 154 54 28
59 It's true, one of your balls is larger than the other. 1.4632 0.04741 231 155 45 31
60 No yeah, yours is totally nice too. 1.4630 0.04726 216 141 50 25
61 You haven't got the ball to compete, have you? 1.4602 0.04612 226 148 52 26
62 they blow up so quickly don't they? 1.4545 0.05148 176 115 42 19
63 Herman's neighbor had a home with a three car garage, a bigger, high end SUV, and now this? 1.4541 0.05283 218 158 21 39
64 We've sent someone to find a pin. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
65 Trump insisted we use his ball 1.4498 0.04885 209 141 42 26
66 At least mine has the same colors..!!.. 1.4493 0.04775 207 137 47 23
67 I'm gonna try to squeeze in a swim. 1.4471 0.05343 170 114 36 20
68 What part of spontaneously capricious polychromatic spherical mega-erratic subdivision do you not understand? 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
69 Hey, I tried to tell him it wasn't about size. . . but you know Donald! 1.4375 0.05150 192 133 34 25
70 Don't get too Freudian on me, Harold. It's just another man's beach ball. 1.4368 0.04683 190 123 51 16
71 This piece is called 'Covfefe'. It explores the relationship between ego and intellect. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
72 what on earth made you pick a ball with those colors? 1.4339 0.04638 189 122 52 15
73 We're just going to have to get used to having Christo in our neighborhood. 1.4332 0.04970 187 126 41 20
74 Well, he's trying to compensate for something. 1.4324 0.04580 185 118 54 13
75 Can I sue? It copied my colors. 1.4324 0.05349 185 131 28 26
76 Your first question is why it's floating so low in the water? Really?? 1.4324 0.05009 185 125 40 20
77 I guess Tom Brady overinflated this time. 1.4278 0.04922 180 120 43 17
78 Isn't the biggest house enough for that guy? 1.4270 0.05449 178 127 26 25
79 What do you mean it does not match? 1.4237 0.04781 177 116 47 14
80 People who bought that also bought this. 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
81 Where am I going to pee? 1.4229 0.05458 175 125 26 24
82 Looks like Trump got here first. 1.4220 0.05319 173 121 31 21
83 No one wants to swim, we're all out of breath. 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
84 Don't be deflated because your ball is small; you nailed the color scheme. 1.4176 0.05514 170 122 25 23
85 This must be your first Texas pool party. 1.4167 0.05563 168 121 24 23
86 Let's quietly leave. I just don't see us fitting in. 1.4146 0.05325 164 114 32 18
87 Honey, remember this is Mar-a-Lago, it's his pool, just get over it. 1.4135 0.06235 133 96 19 18
88 I get a lower rate on my insurance if no one actually swims in the pool. 1.4133 0.07848 75 52 15 8
89 Don't worry, Donnie. You can tweet that yours is bigger. 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
90 Sorry, I thought you'd have a bigger pool. 1.4112 0.07145 107 79 12 16
91 Amazon said it was 12 inches 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
92 Then the whole "my balls are bigger than yours" thing got kinda out of hand. 1.4099 0.05536 161 115 26 20
93 They do this every time the lifeguard goes on a break. 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
94 Who invited Trump's kid? 1.4094 0.06260 127 91 20 16
95 You know little Donnie needs to have the bigly, hugely, most beautiful Covfefe in the pool, right? 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
96 The ad said they had a big ballroom 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
97 I thought cold water made them shrink? 1.4088 0.05516 159 113 27 19
98 So that's a large and that's a medium? 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
99 I bet whoever's ball that is, he's wearing a Speedo. 1.4076 0.05419 157 110 30 17
100 Remember the Pool Regulations we forgot to vote on last fall ?? 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
101 And you should see the size of his noodle. 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
102 Trust me. The pool is a LOT cleaner this way. 1.4038 0.04963 156 104 41 11
103 We got this because we couldn't afford a life guard. 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
104 "No, seriously... You should take a picture of that hot air balloon stuck in our pool -- and then send it to 'The New Yorker' for their next caption contest. You won't believe the number of idiots who won't "get it". 1.4026 0.05568 154 110 26 18
105 The package said size of a human head. I didn't know they meant the President. 1.4000 0.05676 150 108 24 18
106 It cost more to send it back than to just keep it. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
107 I just wanna Make Beach Balls Great Again 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
108 It cuts down on the yelling and splashing. 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
109 I thought we weren't inviting Donald. 1.3916 0.05958 143 106 18 19
110 Will you please stop blowing it out of proportion? 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
111 There’s also Olympic size 1.3910 0.05319 133 90 34 9
112 I've been meaning to tell you, I'm seeing someone else. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
113 It keeps people from peeing in the pool. 1.3867 0.07802 75 54 13 8
114 I got a good deal on it when Ringling Bros. shut down. 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
115 Why do you always have to one up me? 1.3841 0.04749 138 90 43 5
116 That's what I get for ordering online. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
117 Ok , now you have something to feel inadequate about. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
118 How did they know the colors of my beach ball? 1.3824 0.06354 136 105 10 21
119 Yes, the president was here. Why do you ask? 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
120 I can't shake the feeling their 'new' dad seems determined to win them over. 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
121 Passion for art? You're just too cheap to hire a lifeguard. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
122 I'm so done with Texas. 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
123 I didn't know it was a competition. 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
124 I heard this voice say "Time to go to the mother ship," and suddenly here we were. 1.3721 0.04547 129 83 44 2
125 Well...this is Texas. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
126 It's our way of dealing with the drought. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
127 When I said you should get a pair, I was hoping they'd match 1.3701 0.06205 127 96 15 16
128 So, is this your first Texas pool party? 1.3701 0.05895 127 93 21 13
129 Honey, I like yours just the way it is. 1.3680 0.06068 125 93 18 14
130 Flashback 1949: Little Donnie Trump fulfills his boast to bring a "huge, huge" beachball to his neighborhood pool. 1.3680 0.06173 125 94 16 15
131 We're in luck. Just found a safety pin. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
132 We bought ours at Costco. 1.3659 0.06246 123 93 15 15
133 The Joneses called to say they can't make it, so we can lose the big one. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
134 It's more than they are the same colors. 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
135 The Rainbow Aliens apologize that their mother ship landed in your pool. They offer this unique replica gift in hopes that you will forgive them. 1.3636 0.06535 121 94 10 17
136 I'm sorry, but size really does matter. 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
137 They always have to outdo us 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
138 We decided the flag was too "in your face." 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
139 Didn't I tell you that there will always be someone with bigger, more colorful balls than yours? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
140 They always have to outdo us 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
141 Go big or go home. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
142 Thanks, Ted, but I think we're good. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
143 It's beautiful! What was your inspiration? 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
144 We are going to have Mexico pay for the ball. 1.3559 0.06428 118 91 12 15
145 In case we lose the other one. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
146 Bob, you look a little deflated. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
147 I use this one in my bathtub. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
148 Don't blow this out of proportion! 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
149 And over here is the "Trump pool " It's filled with hot air . 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
150 You don't have the balls to compete! 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
151 Donald got here first. 1.3482 0.06305 112 85 15 12
152 He says he wants to make pool parties great again. 1.3482 0.06176 112 84 17 11
153 No one was worrying about inflation. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
154 It's called a covfefe: self-inflating and full of hot-air. 1.3455 0.06384 110 84 14 12
155 We've been shouting "Marco!" for hours with no answer. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
156 Well, the colors are perfect and the catalog did say, "Dimensions may vary.". 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
157 He said he wanted one that was bigly. 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
158 The president brought it so all our hands would look tiny. 1.3426 0.06331 108 82 15 11
159 For some reason, I'm not attracted to you any more. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
160 You should see the rubber duck in their tub. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
161 My ex found out that you were coming. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
162 This party was overblown from the beginning. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
163 Look, it's not the size......well, ok, it's the size. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
164 Do you have a pin ? 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
165 We get it, you're gay. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
166 If it lasts more than four hours I'll call the doctor. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
167 The guy in the store did say, "Don't get it wet." 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
168 It's garish, bloated, and vacuous – someday it could be President. 1.3333 0.06443 105 81 13 11
169 At least you didn't bring your noodle. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
170 Don't worry, honey. Yours is just the right size. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
171 Yours isn't small. He's overcompensating. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
172 Now, that was quite a blow job..... 1.3333 0.07013 102 82 6 14
173 Well, I see the Joneses arrived. 1.3333 0.06730 102 80 10 12
174 I agree. It's neither practical nor functional. But it sure brightens up the place. 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
175 I blame inflation. 1.3333 0.06299 105 80 15 10
176 Did you see where my other ball went? 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
177 I think size does matter. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
178 Is it wrong to say this Gay Pride month thing, is getting too big. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
179 The Joneses win again. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
180 It's a temporary fix. The lifeguard doesn't start until Monday. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
181 I keep getting reminded of why we don't like them. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
182 Bet Dr. Freud never anticipated this one. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
183 I told you it would fit. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
184 Don’t be so quick to judge. 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
185 Simply point your wand at it and say "Engorgio!" 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
186 I ordered twenty one-foot beach balls, not one twenty-foot beach ball. Darned autocorrect! 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
187 I'm seeing somebody else. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
188 Don't be jealous, yours is ...cuter. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
189 They bought that ball years ago and never adjusted for inflation. 1.3196 0.06959 97 78 7 12
190 With my baloon mortgage I can't swing the water and chemicals anymore. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
191 I told you we should have brought wine. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
192 Darling, bigly is always better, especially during these times. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
193 No, mine is a beach ball. That's a covfefe. 1.3158 0.06568 95 74 12 9
194 You know, once upon a time, I always got the New Yorker cartoons. 1.3158 0.06737 95 75 10 10
195 They asked what the beach ball was for and I said -the pool. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
196 I see the Trumps have arrived. 1.3118 0.07003 93 75 7 11
197 I told Christo he could house sit. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
198 Even my acid trips are bourgeois. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
199 The pool looked bigger in the brochure. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
200 Oh, honey, you know size doesn't matter to me. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
201 I guess one's enough. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
202 Sarah thought her air balloon trip might end in drowning, but she didn't predict that no one would notice. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
203 It's an annoyance but they haven't had a drowning in years! 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
204 Yeah... we're thinking about getting a bigger pool. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
205 The big kid with the bad haircut just left it there. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
206 I found a nest of these close by. 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
207 Giant Beach Ball? No! An Inexperienced Hot Air Baloonist! 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
208 Nice try. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
209 You mean to tell me these cartoons could have been in color all these years?! 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
210 Who knew we'd attract a Mother Ship?! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
211 Well, I guess size DOES matter ... 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
212 The mothership has returned for its offspring. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
213 I think the whole thing is over blown! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
214 Gulliver's kid never picks up his stuff. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
215 You should see the drink umbrellas. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
216 "Yours will be equally spectacular in the kiddie pool". 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
217 Last we heard he was screaming 'Marco...!' 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
218 "Looks like they already have a beach ball. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
219 I'll bet The New Yorker is sick and tired of hearing "Size Matters." 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
220 ... a new glitch has arisen in apple's urine detection software. 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
221 You never know how these new breast implants are going to react to salt water pools! 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
222 Yes Costco. How did you know. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
223 Don't worry, Berry. Some women actually prefer a smaller one. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
224 No, yours is a good size. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
225 They made the president wear a swim cap. 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
226 We think it's a Kardashian butt, but we are too scared to touch it 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
227 It's what you do with it that counts. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
228 I brought one for the sink. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
229 I thought it was like some site-specific art installation metaphor for inflation. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
230 Just so you know, its mother is watching your every move. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
231 You're new at Mar-a-Lago! 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
232 He is compensating for his small diving board. 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
233 We lost the pool, but now we can find our house on Google Earth. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
234 I should have married your brother. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
235 This is not want I meant about having a ball in the pool. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
236 Wow - finally a little extra budget to have at least partial coloring in the cartoon! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
237 I've met somebody else. 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
238 Thanks for bring yours Tom, but Pride Day at the pool is a pretty big thing here. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
239 We're gonna need a bigger pool 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
240 I guess this Gay Pride thing is bigger than we thought. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
241 You're embarrassing me in front of my friends. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
242 Clearly we didn't need to bring our ball too. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
243 The Association would like you to take your ball and go home. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
244 Ever since deflategate Tom's been over compensating. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
245 Nah...Not too much...Anything new with you? 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
246 Understandably... but if I heard Marco Polo one more time 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
247 Act like you don't see it; Phil just wants a reaction. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
248 Put that little thing away! It's embarrassing. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
249 We don't talk about the ball. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
250 I told you this would happen if you didn't use ballicide. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
251 It's cheaper than paying for a lifeguard. 1.2785 0.06963 79 64 8 7
252 Worst hot-air balloon landing ever. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
253 One of your balls really *is* bigger than the other one. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
254 I'm not messing around when I say something is "yuge." 1.2778 0.09437 36 28 6 2
255 We dated a long time ago Howard, get over it. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
256 Yours is very nice, but I don't think we need it right now 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
257 Whose idea was it to invite the Trumps? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
258 I agreee it's utterly outrageous but it's not impeachment territory. 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
259 We never could keep up with the Joneses. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
260 This explains the Ferrari. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
261 You've got to stop shopping at Costco. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
262 Oh, George! Why do you always have to blow things out of proportion? 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
263 But he still had two wishes left. You should see the size of the clown and the pony. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
264 Don't worry, Harold. It's how you use it that counts. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
265 Does anyone know where the kids are? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
266 My cousins from Texas are visiting. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
267 Could've sworn I heard somebody yell "Marco." 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
268 I have a great personality. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
269 The box said Olympic size. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
270 Ah, Pride Week 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
271 Tell Donald's mother he forgot his ball again. 1.2703 0.07526 74 62 4 8
272 I see you have the salesman sample. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
273 It seems like one of your balls is swollen. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
274 Well, I couldn't find a bigger pool but I did find this. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
275 They're nouveau riche. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
276 That's the problem with you John, you never think big. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
277 That's nothing, you should've seen the seal. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
278 I feel so inaqequate. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
279 I see the Trumps have arrived. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
280 His beach ball is so confefe. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
281 The gay agenda is coming to a swimming pool near you! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
282 'Of course yours is big enough Frank.' 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
283 I don't think I want to be here when the owner comes back for his ball. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
284 Your's is very nice too. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
285 Do you ever feel like you're in a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
286 Once again, you've blown things out of proportion. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
287 Trump sent it. He wanted us to have the biggest, best ball ever. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
288 You spilled you Viagra pills where? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
289 We're going to need a bigger pool. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
290 This way we don't have to actually go in the water. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
291 Blame it on Deflategate. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
292 There is nothing "wrong" with your ball, I'd just rather play with his. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
293 Have you seen the children? 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
294 Oh Harold, I wish you’d gotten here sooner. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
295 They grow up so fast 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
296 So just how long does it take to for shrinkage to occur? 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
297 Looks like someone didn't read the "Not for use in pool or shower" tag. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
298 This brings to an end the old round-peg-in-a square-hole theory 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
299 Donald is so competitive! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
300 Never invite a Texan to a California pool party. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
301 Even their pool has an inflated ego. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
302 It's full of hot air so there must be a politician around here somewhere. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
303 Too little, too late, Jeff. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
304 It's for the pool I want, not the one I have. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
305 Inflation is killing me 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
306 The funeral for the guy who blew it up is tomorrow. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
307 "Let's find a smaller pool". 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
308 I see SOMEONE'S dad loves their kids. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
309 And yet the drinks are still so small. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
310 Apparently he's the only one allowed two scoops of ice cream at dessert as well. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
311 It makes the pool great again 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
312 I forgot to turn the pump off. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
313 Yea and you should see the seal that comes with it 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
314 Oh, that beach ball? That's fake news. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
315 Oh, men and their balls. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
316 And the LSD Fridays are simply fab! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
317 His ego is over-inflated too. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
318 Hold this. I think there are three people still in the balloon basket. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
319 I warned you not to steal its young. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
320 Thanks...but daddy already bought me one. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
321 The final fate of the wizard of Oz.... 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
322 I see Donny Trump brought his beach ball again 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
323 She said she wanted a splash of color. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
324 They wanted a pool cover but accidentally ordered a covfete. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
325 I'm so glad that the Louvre has finally embraced the LGBT. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
326 My ball usually shrinks in the water 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
327 "Just add water", the instructions said. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
328 Yes, but I assumed the balloon payment was for our mortgage. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
329 It's called inflation. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
330 Watch out for the hand that picks it up. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
331 That must be Donald's ball. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
332 Don't you think they're taking this "keeping up with the Jones" thing a bit too far...? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
333 Let's see how big it is after it gets out of the pool 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
334 As I've told you before, size does matter! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
335 It's the Mar-a-Lago version. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
336 Have you seen Clifford? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
337 To little too late as usual ! 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
338 I bought mine in Texas 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
339 It is always smaller after it has been in the pool. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
340 It's so hard to tell when you buy 'em online! 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
341 Well, the invited said BYOB. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
342 It's Gay Pride weekend. You don't stand a chance. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
343 I think we'll come to realize that we dropped the ball. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
344 Look at the bright side, we've disproved the Archimedes' Principle. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
345 I was talking diamond ring when I said "go big or go home." 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
346 And I suppose size matters? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
347 Let's not blow this out of proportion. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
348 It's a Claes Oldenburg original. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
349 It popped up just after I asked for a highball. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
350 Well, this is awkward. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
351 He yelled "Polo," and then he drowned. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
352 I thought you meant something else entirely when you said one of your balls was bigger than the other... 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
353 The ball's in your pool now 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
354 INTO the pool was the easy part. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
355 There goes my pick up line 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
356 Sometimes I just hate plastic surgeons. 1.2500 0.07662 68 58 3 7
357 This pool is always packed. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
358 Click 'FUNNY' if last week's finalists left you questioning the meaning of 'FUNNY.' 1.2462 0.07915 65 56 2 7
359 Well, someone's over-compensating. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
360 Like I tell your father, it's not the size of the beach ball that counts, but the way you bounce it 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
361 Ever hear of shrinkage? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
362 All my life I've thought, "Why not go big?" 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
363 We're good. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
364 I heard you needed a shrink. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
365 Whoever's in charge of the air compressor should probably turn it off now. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
366 Sure I’m happy. But not that happy. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
367 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
368 Sorry I can't; out of breath! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
369 He's your brother. Let it go. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
370 In his pool back in Texas,you wouldn't even notice it. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
371 I'm sorry honey . . .I thought they were in Mar a Lago this weekend! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
372 Whoever did that has a lot of balls 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
373 I decided to make my backyard a metaphor for my divorce. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
374 It made a big splash a few weeks ago. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
375 I think it's a sponge. It was smaller than yours when she threw it into the pool. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
376 I wouldn't anger the mother. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
377 I hope it accepts this offering. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
378 We asked Donald to contribute something substantial and meaningful. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
379 So that's a covfefe! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
380 So, who's your pool guy? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
381 If the President says it is a "Really, Really, big ball", then it is a really, really big ball.. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
382 Pardon me, would you happen to have a pin? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
383 Who left the Viagra in the pool? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
384 Don't let that thing get near the water. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
385 I tire of your perceived sense of inadequacy. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
386 Q: "How do you think this pool party is going?" A: "Well, looks like everyone is having a ball!" 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
387 Just drop it in very chlorinated water and voila...! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
388 He ate a double serving of the chili, changed into his rainbow Speedo, and didn't wait 30 minutes before jumping in. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
389 Has anybody seen Barry? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
390 We'll play with yours after Donald leaves. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
391 I guess I misunderstood the evite which said to bring something for a large pool party. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
392 Put it away. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
393 Consider this your last year to chair the LGBT decorating committee. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
394 Nobody brings a New York beach ball to a Texas party. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
395 We should have just gotten him a bottle of wine. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
396 My penis is still bigger. 1.2381 0.08069 63 55 1 7
397 Sorry sir, we have a one-ball policy 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
398 It looks a lot smaller at the beach. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
399 Do you have a smaller pool I could use? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
400 Is there a kiddie pool? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
401 Sometimes size does count. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
402 I told you not to throw your viagra in the pool. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
403 I wouldn't feel too bad, he's just overcompensating for his tiny towel. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
404 But, where are the children? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
405 Have you seen the kids? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
406 There was nowhere else to put it. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
407 We told the Trumps there was a size limit on pool toys, but little Donald insisted. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
408 The President is in town. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
409 Oh look, I think I won a prize, my beach ball matches whatever that thing is! 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
410 Have you seen the kids lately? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
411 The President brought his also. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
412 I don't think Marco can hear Polo. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
413 Yes my ex is here but I wouldn't worry about it. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
414 We need to ban pool toys. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
415 You just missed the President. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
416 Damn pool hog! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
417 We shouldn't be here. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
418 It bounced in from Mar-a-Lago. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
419 No no Harold. Your beach ball is also great. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
420 So then I realized I'd bought the wrong size about 2 hours into blowing it up. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
421 Try the kiddie pool. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
422 It only cost a dollar more! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
423 we're making beach balls great again! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
424 Isn't Costco great?! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
425 They say he huffed and he puffed and he blew the thing up. Then keeled over and never got to play with it. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
426 is this some sort of big-fish/small-pond thing? 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
427 Are we in the right magazine? I thought these cartoons were only black and white. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
428 My therapist said to point out when you do this. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
429 Bigger isn't always better, Larry. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
430 Don't worry, dear. We're obviously beginning a dream sequence. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
431 Some would say "this Beach Ball is too big" but I say "this Pool is too small". 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
432 Christo visits a suburb 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
433 What is it now? Ball Envy? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
434 What part of "I have a huuuge beachball was not clear?" 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
435 First time at Mar Largo? 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
436 Enjoy every moment because they blow up so fast. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
437 We're going to need a bigger pool. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
438 All the directions said was to add water. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
439 All it would take is a pin! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
440 Ironically, it turned out to be a big impediment to frolicking. 1.2295 0.07536 61 52 4 5
441 They gave it one scene in Baywatch, and now look 1.2286 0.09245 35 29 4 2
442 I wasn't the only one to misinterpret BYOB. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
443 Maybe we should check out the wading pool. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
444 We couldn't decide whether safety or inclusivity was paramount. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
445 It's their latest model -- the Gulliver. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
446 They said, "It's his resort and his pool." 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
447 I hate it when he comes back to Mara Lago. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
448 The online reviews did say the pool is small. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
449 My ex has never been subtle. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
450 I hate to say it, but I am forced to admit that size really does matter. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
451 Honey, there's no reason to feel inadequate. Remember we're in Texas. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
452 This is why I hate visiting the Joneses 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
453 Don't compare yourself to him. He's a showboat and a nut job. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
454 Someone already brought one for everyone. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
455 Yeah-the senior men's Aquarobics had a class this morning. Big Viagra crowd. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
456 I agree ... it is an interesting location for an Apple Store... 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
457 This party's lame - let's bounce. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
458 I've found someone else. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
459 He had his coming out party last night. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
460 The lifeguard is on break. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
461 We made the pool great again! 1.2203 0.07671 59 51 3 5
462 Don't be so sensitive, dear. Size isn't that important. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
463 Have you seen the kids? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
464 It's a big ball. It's not indicative of anything. 1.2203 0.07671 59 51 3 5
465 It's a cautionary metaphor for unchecked economic growth. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
466 He did say it was going to be 'Yuge' 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
467 It's nesting. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
468 Sorry, I have a boyfriend. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
469 You know, sometimes, bigger is NOT better... 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
470 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. I'm afraid it is not only the President's ego that is over-inflated these days. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
471 I don't like my guests to feel they have to bring anything. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
472 Somebody please tell the Giant to come get his ball! 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
473 I like the color scheme in both, but that's more what I had in mind. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
474 Wow that "don't pee in the pool system" they installed really works! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
475 Well, that emptied the pool! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
476 Size may not matter to YOU... 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
477 These pool toys are getting out of hand! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
478 We picked it up at a Dodgers game last week. 1.2203 0.08043 59 52 1 6
479 I just hate it that the pool has gotten so competitive! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
480 You lose. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
481 Must you always embarrass me? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
482 'These new balls let you know if someone's peed in the pool' 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
483 Honey, I'm gay. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
484 You're too late. We're already having a ball. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
485 No, Doug, I don't want to know what would happen if Mercury were captured by the Sun. I want to swim. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
486 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
487 It seems they need a chlorinated swimming pool to nest in; we have a certified Inflataball Habitat back yard now. This little fellow is from the last litter. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
488 One guess, they're from Texas. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
489 It's hard to get in but once you do, you'll have a ball. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
490 It's how you play with it. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
491 Don't be silly. Your's is the perfect size. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
492 What were you saying about the pool making yours shrink? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
493 What part of 'don't add water' didn't you understand in the instructions? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
494 There's no room for your beach ball. We're making the pool great again. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
495 I thought you said the water was cold. 1.2143 0.07942 56 49 2 5
496 Where's the Trump logo? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
497 We just laze around and drink, actually. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
498 I think you need to adjust the chemicals. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
499 Another example of your total inability to keep up with the Jones's! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
500 The other pool is much colder. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
501 Looks like Sully has safely landed the hot air balloon! 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
502 That's sweet of you honey, but the kids already got a ball from their father. 1.2143 0.07942 56 49 2 5
503 Does this pool make me look fat? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
504 It's Donald's 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
505 I see the Joneses are here. 1.2143 0.07942 56 49 2 5
506 I changed a few settings on the 3D printer. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
507 Be grateful he didn't bring his Super Soaker. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
508 That ball is like his ego - hugely inflated. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
509 I know we say it doesn't,but it does matter. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
510 Marco? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
511 But I did yell "heads up" before I threw it to your mother. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
512 The inflation really is booming here. 1.2121 0.09492 33 28 3 2
513 I warned them not to let it touch the water. 1.2121 0.09492 33 28 3 2
514 Why do you blow everything out of proportion? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
515 I thought you needed some perspective. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
516 I just like watching peoples reactions. I have an elephant in the living room. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
517 I decided to make beach balls great again. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
518 Unlike the others, I don't judge a man by the size of his balls. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
519 You actually thought Christo was just going to put water in his pool? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
520 I warned you about inviting that guy from Texas. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
521 Oh. I see you already have a beach ball. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
522 That's what happens when you take viagra and pee in the pool. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
523 Well, he is making everything great again, including beach balls. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
524 This one reads, "Keep away from water. For desert music festivals only." 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
525 Sorry, water polo and balloon rides have both been cancelled. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
526 Janice just got her Costco Membership 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
527 You should see the kid who owns it. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
528 Okay, so maybe size does matter. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
529 I started blowing it up when I was seven. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
530 We moved here from Texas 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
531 I would call it a splash of color rather than an invasion. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
532 Hop in! There must be something in the water! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
533 Looks like you mixed up the Miracle-Gro and chlorine bottles again, Harold. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
534 I think you better take YOUR ball and go home. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
535 The "good news" is we haven't had a drowning all year at the community pool!!! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
536 When they wanted to raise our insurance premium, we decided to simply minimize our risk potential. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
537 Put it down slowly, the mothers are very protective of their young 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
538 The directions said "Just add water." 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
539 I told you it would grow if you gave it enough water. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
540 I guess he really meant it when he said it was going to be yuuge. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
541 It's called a Covfefe. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
542 Yeah, but mine came with a seal of approval. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
543 Every McMansion needs a McBeachBall. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
544 We come here every year for the colors. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
545 The Johnsons aren't getting away with this...stay here while I get the grill fork. 1.2075 0.08241 53 47 1 5
546 Ok, don't let this one get wet. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
547 A hologram! Neat! 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
548 Still think fracking is harmless? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
549 You better put the baby back before it notices... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
550 It's the Mar-a-Lago management's method of enforcing their 'If the Donald isn't swimming, nobody's swimming' policy. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
551 Everything in this neighborhood turns into a competition. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
552 It doesn't lead to as much frolicking as you'd think. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
553 Still going to blame the cold water? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
554 How could you have known? It is still a lovely housewarming gift! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
555 Well, it's his resort, and he IS the President. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
556 Oh, that reminds me, I had to seat you at the kid's table. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
557 Ok... ok... here´s a smaller one, but once the pool is full of pee, you'll see I was right. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
558 I don't think you'll need that. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
559 Ever since Donald was a little kid, he had to have the biggest balls. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
560 I think there's a problem with one of your balls. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
561 Don't be silly Randall - nobody else even noticed 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
562 Frankly, I find everything about Mar-a-Lago a bit overblown. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
563 Sweetie honestly ...yours is big enough. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
564 The invitation said NOT to bring a beach ball...but you never listen do you! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
565 When you see him just tell him that his was the biggest. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
566 Stop complaining and just toss it back over the fence! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
567 Remember "magic sea monkeys?" It's like that. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
568 Sure... But the half-life is quite reasonable. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
569 Frank, just think of it this way: you have a small carbon footprint. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
570 Mar A Lago has the best beach balls. Believe me. The best. Youuuuuge. All other beach balls... Losers. Sad. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
571 Multi-lingual inflation instructions - very hard to follow 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
572 Day 1 of the beach ball apocalypse 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
573 I understand that beach ball came from the Trump collection. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
574 Bummer man. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
575 What did you expect here at Mar-a-Lago? 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
576 I think it blew in from Mar-a-lago. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
577 The President is in 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
578 You know what they say about men with small beach balls? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
579 Underwhelming as usual, Norman. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
580 Looks like Ted Turner's in town. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
581 You'll know him when you see him....and you WILL see him 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
582 Everybody seems to be having such a ball. 1.2000 0.08982 35 30 3 2
583 Oh, it belongs to that Gulliver guy. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
584 Awe, you must be Paul's little brother. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
585 I heard the guy who blew that one up had to go to the emergency room. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
586 You nit. I told you not to inflate with convfefe. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
587 It's okay, honey, yours is big enough for me. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
588 Well, I guess our summer plans blew up in our faces. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
589 The Trumps are here too. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
590 I'm starting to think that the sizes at Costco are getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
591 Oh good. I didn't want to get my hair wet. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
592 Have you seen my other beach ball? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
593 But yours is so cute. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
594 Put that away--you're embarrassing me. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
595 ...and we haven't had a single drowning since. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
596 Well, at least it's pretty clear who the mother is. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
597 His inflated ego is insufferable. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
598 Maybe no one will notice that we can't afford to fill the pool. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
599 His ego is only surpassed by his balls. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
600 Don't let this make you feel so inadequate, George! 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
601 It's ok hon, yours is much more beachier. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
602 You just add water! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
603 It's not just the size of your ball Bob. It emphasizes your limited aspirations. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
604 Honey, don't freak out, but my ex-boyfriend is here. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
605 Someone's overcompensating. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
606 I think Bert's still down there trying to find the valve. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
607 I found it at the dollar store. You place the capsule in the pool and 30 minutes later you have a giant beach ball. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
608 Huge COVFEFE 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
609 It's the thought that counts. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
610 You left the gate open. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
611 Beach Ball Envy strikes unexpectedly at the Jones' last weekend. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
612 "It fell from that beanstalk yesterday". 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
613 But yours is a nice size too, honey. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
614 How's your switch to metric working out? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
615 I can tell you're not a blowhard. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
616 I see you have the salesman sample. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
617 Mine floats 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
618 Mister, it takes big balls to hang out here. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
619 I appreciate your Pride honey, but i think the boys are gonna want to swim. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
620 It's not the heat. It's the humility. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
621 See, bigger isn't always better. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
622 I see the Trumps showed up. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
623 ...no doubt, yours makes the pool look way bigger. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
624 Gee, your pool must be pretty small. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
625 Here again, dear, size isn't everything. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
626 You may want to read page 347 of the Homeowner's Association Policies and Restrictions. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
627 Do you know how much it cost to use color? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
628 I was tried of feeling pressured to swim. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
629 I think you're looking for the children's pool. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
630 I texted my order for 50 one-foot diameter beach balls. Spell-check changed it to this. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
631 If it doesn't go away in 4 hours, call my doctor. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
632 Why no. Is there one missing? 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
633 Guess which one's the Trump Brand Beach Ball. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
634 Again, Brad, too little too late. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
635 No, I haven't seen your wife. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
636 His is bigger, yes, but mine won't get stuck. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
637 He asked for bigly. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
638 The kiddie pool is in the back. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
639 Always gotta try and fit in, doncha? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
640 When they said they only had the one, I assumed they wanted more. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
641 Well, son of a beach-ball. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
642 Somebody blew it, but who? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
643 The urine count must be high again. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
644 it said one size fits all 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
645 We are trying to save money on lifeguards. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
646 This one keeps the kids out. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
647 Oh, no! The Trumps are here. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
648 So how does it feels to have one so small? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
649 Leave it to Trump to make a big splash and leave us to pick up after him. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
650 You always accused me of not having big enough balls. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
651 "As you can see, we favor the small pool big ball concept". 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
652 Ball envy is a thing? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
653 Who invited Donald? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
654 Shaq forgot to take his beach ball! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
655 Unlike my beach ball, pool balls are large and useless. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
656 Is Tom Brady available? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
657 Yes, his is bigger than yours. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
658 You and your time-shares. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
659 It says here "may not be used a flotation device" 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
660 I told you this neighborhood was over-inflated. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
661 After decades of tax breaks, the One Percent started to feel the impact of hyperinflation. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
662 So I've decided size does matters after all. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
663 Global warming? 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
664 Pool parties always leave me feeling somehow inadequate. 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
665 Some recently divorced parents' kid just threw it in. 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
666 Sorry, but until Mr.Trump finishes in the bouncy house, the pool here at Mar A Lago is temporarily closed. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
667 The condo association doesn't want to pay for a lifeguard. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
668 Our pool guy is into probiotics. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
669 The colors duke! The colors! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
670 That's what I hate about hot air balloons. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
671 I have asthma. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
672 Lady Gaga will be out any minute. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
673 So that's a covfefe! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
674 I'm leaving you, his is bigger. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
675 Honey, you're blowing things way out of proportion. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
676 Our pool coverage is a covfefe, what you have is a beach ball! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
677 Anyone seen Henry? He said he'd be arriving by hot air balloon. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
678 You think that's big? You should see my noodle. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
679 WHY? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
680 Careful! She's very protective of her young. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
681 Oh, stop whining. Just play in the shallow end. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
682 I don't want to be here when it deflates. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
683 There's a lot more where this came from, babe. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
684 Let's discuss the ball in the room. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
685 It conserves water and it's cheaper than a lifeguard. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
686 Build a wall? Oohhh, I thought he said "giant beach ball!" 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
687 When he told me his was much bigger than mine, I had no idea. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
688 Sorry, we have a one ball limit in the pool! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
689 Where are the children? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
690 Well, one usually is bigger than the other... 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
691 Don't worry, the average sized beach ball is 30". 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
692 Mine's easier to play with. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
693 First "he" sucked all the oxygen out of the room and now he is sucking all the water out of the pool. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
694 I think there's something blocking the pool filter. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
695 Hold this while I jump at the pool. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
696 I guess I'll just take my ball and go home. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
697 HE SAID THE GAS STATION CHARGED A DOLLAR TO USE THE AIR AND HE USED EVERY PENNY OF IT !! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
698 I thought it was BYOB. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
699 We bought it before we'd decided on the size of the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
700 They're so cute at that age, I just can't stand it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
701 Now let's not make a scene. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
702 Some people just want to make a bigger splash! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
703 Sure is quiet. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
704 No, you can't borrow my hair pin. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
705 These babies expand when wet so if you ever drop one in the toilet run like crazy. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
706 That's why I hate ordering things online:You never know how it's going to fit! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
707 And you were worried we wouldn't fit in. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
708 The Kaplan's showoffery was never more in force than during their famous neighborhood pool parties. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
709 You know what they say, size doesn't matter 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
710 So much for making a big splash at this party. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
711 They're so cute when they're young. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
712 The hot air balloon pilot won the bet, but they are not sure he will survive. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
713 Please tell me that's a hot air balloon that crash landed. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
714 As usual, no one wanted to talk about the elephant's ball in the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
715 Attention Oz-Land Guests: Would the owner of a 1939 multi-colored hot air balloon with Nebraska plates please report to the pool deck? Your party is waiting for you. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
716 Ugh, millennials. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
717 Do you think she’ll attack if we take her baby? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
718 I'd heard he had an inflated ego. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
719 Contrary to popular belief Harold, size doesn't matter. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
720 See Dad, we can have a pool party AND be "Water Protectors" also. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
721 I'm not sure I want to be around when he comes after it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
722 Bigly is always bestly 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
723 It's health and safety gone mad 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
724 It was only ten bucks at Costco. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
725 Have you noticed the size of the kids in this neighborhood? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
726 Rather obvious, don't you think? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
727 It's because of Trump. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
728 The cabana boy is never here when we need him. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
729 I believe your ex is trying to make a point. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
730 When too many people are spending money too freely, there's a risk of hyperinflation. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
731 I like big balls, I cannot lie. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
732 Christo's latest installation 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
733 There are always a few glitches when you scale up from the prototype. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
734 Christo's latest madcap project. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
735 Maybe that's why it says "keep away from water." 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
736 Now I know how he feels about his hands. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
737 Yep, I haven't had a kid pee in my pool for years. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
738 Please don’t tell me you bought the sunscreen from Costco too. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
739 Well that took some balls. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
740 You should see their grill. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
741 Thanks for bringing an offering. She will be pleased. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
742 Guess I should've brought a bottle of wine instead. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
743 "You should have seen the one that got away"! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
744 Overcompensating, if you ask me. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
745 No, sadly, that's actually a parachute. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
746 I see the fine print now. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
747 Hyperinflation hit us real hard. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
748 Quit blowing everything out of proportion. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
749 Your dad's already here. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
750 You should see how big mine gets. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
751 I thought this was a BYOB kind of a party... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
752 Three months -- but you can already see she takes after her mother. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
753 Keep away. That is a bully ball. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
754 Why do you think this is somehow connected to the pool boy's disappearance? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
755 Since when do I blow things out of proportion? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
756 They're cute when they're little. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
757 I fired the life guard. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
758 Don't worry, you'll bounce back. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
759 Judy, Timmy said he wanted a beach ball sized dinosaur not a dinosaur sized beach ball! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
760 Mom said we'd have a ball at the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
761 This one's for the toilet tank. My water bill has gone way down. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
762 The invite read 'BYOB', but this is over the top. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
763 This is what happens when you put Skittles in a pool full of Coke! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
764 It's a Buckminster Fuller pool cover. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
765 It belongs to that windbag on the third floor! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
766 We converted it into a balloon garage. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
767 Nobody asks about the dog anymore. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
768 Size doesn't matter if it's too big to play with. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
769 I see your old boy frend is visiting. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
770 I found this one escaping around the front. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
771 Okay, we'll try yours if the merriment doesn't kick in soon. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
772 Maybe making beach balls out of spandex isn't such a good idea. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
773 It's the President's pool time. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
774 Now I see why there is a limit of one ball per family. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
775 The diving board is closed today. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
776 If size mattered, would I be talking to you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
777 Are you sure this one's ours? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
778 Now put that back in the birdbath where you found it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
779 Keeping up with the Jones' is getting out of hand. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
780 It blew over from the Giant's game at AT&T Park 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
781 We've already got a beach ball. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
782 You were supposed to tell me when to stop blowing. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
783 I'd say they're just compensating for the small pool. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
784 Tell me the truth, dear...did I go too Stanley Kubrick on the centerpiece? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
785 You're watching the kids, right? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
786 Please keep it away from the water 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
787 It doesn't make it impossible for people to pee in the pool, but it sure makes it harder. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
788 It belongs to the guy in the two-sizes-too-small Speedo. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
789 I'm a Mac person. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
790 I think it's time for you to take your ball and go home. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
791 ... and it inflates a little more every time someone pees in the pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
792 These community pools are taking inclusion to a whole new level. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
793 Little did I know she was looking for a birthing pool. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
794 They buy everything at Costco." 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
795 Do you know how people use a towel to claim a chair? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
796 Well, someone's over-compensating. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
797 I told you someone else would bring a ball for the pool Harold, now we just look silly. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
798 When did extra-large become ginormous and extra-small become regular? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
799 It came over your wall, colored just like this.You must have seen it! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
800 It looked smaller online 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
801 Right now inflation is our biggest worry. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
802 Well, that sort of puts and end to "Marco Polo," doesn't it? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
803 I hope nobody was still in the basket! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
804 It's the new Trump ego beach ball. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
805 The Joneses got here first. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
806 Yours is big enough, Bob. 1.1818 0.08089 33 28 4 1
807 Please throw your sacrifice into the pool. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
808 Do you think our sibling rivalry has gotten out of hand? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
809 Have you noticed how the neighborhood is really changing? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
810 They said, drop it in the water and watch it grow. I guess they weren't kidding. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
811 This is our souvenir from Texas. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
812 We're not sure yet. We've reduced our water usage, but we've sustained more concussions. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
813 That was your first wish?! 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
814 See Richard, size does matter. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
815 He said that it was going to be huge. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
816 Sure, it's bigger. But mine doesn't require a flatbed truck. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
817 It must be something in the water. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
818 Had I known, I'd have brought dip instead. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
819 As you can see, the pool's still loading. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
820 I kept the gift receipt. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
821 Ha, ha...very funny, Helen! You've never taken my fetish seriously. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
822 Be careful what you wish for. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
823 It's really okay if yours isn't the biggest. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
824 Actually, I'd never been invited to a beach ball party before. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
825 Our host says we can jump in after four hours. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
826 Your from Nebraska. Everything is bigger here in Texas. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
827 Fine, we'll get a bigger pool... 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
828 What good is a golden parachute if you can't swim? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
829 Do you notice that the more we watch it, the bigger it gets. (With apologies to Gahan Wilson. I know this won't even be considered, but I couldn't resist.) 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
830 Tom Brady is a terrible pool party guest these days 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
831 Now I know why it was on sale. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
832 The pool is great again! 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
833 'Biggest' and 'useful' are different things. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
834 I'll be glad when his four years are over and the rest of us can use the pool again. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
835 Why did you buy me this ball without the pink stripe? 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
836 Deal with it, Lenny. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
837 It's the Trump Effect. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
838 Hipsters. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
839 I meant to order 20 1-foot diameter beach balls. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
840 Sorry but size does matter 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
841 This way no one has to know you can't swim. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
842 The condo board thought it might be more fun than a pool cover. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
843 It doesn't leave much room for the imagination. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
844 The people underneath it don't think it's funny. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
845 Joe and I compete on everything. I guess he wins this one. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
846 Ever since deflate-gate, Tom Brady makes sure his beach balls are inflated to their full capacity 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
847 Our pool is trying to tell us that someone just took a leak. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
848 I asked you to get the nonabsorbent balls. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
849 I remember when summer was less complicated. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
850 I thought the pool caused shrinkage. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
851 There's no way we can keep up with the Joneses. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
852 Your ball won't make America great again. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
853 Anybody got a pin? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
854 I wouldn't worry. I've read that it's not so unusual that one ball is a lot bigger than the other. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
855 At least it stops that annoying "Marco Polo,Marco Polo 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
856 We just can't keep up with the Joneses. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
857 Yes, Peter IS very competitive. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
858 It's hard to keep up with the Joneses. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
859 That's the biggest covfefe I've ever seen. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
860 I hate Mar-a-Lago. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
861 Trump brought it. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
862 Talk about inflation!!! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
863 It looked smaller online 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
864 You'll never be half the man your father is. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
865 I told you sweetheart. Sometimes things can be too large to effectively play with. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
866 I don't know why I feel so inadequate! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
867 I find it a bit ostentatious. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
868 You must have a really small pool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
869 ...it's behind me, right? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
870 White folks at the Colored pool 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
871 I. Think we are gonna need a bigger pool. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
872 Just get the damn pin already... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
873 That's the last time I ask a tuba player to blow up a beach ball. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
874 I promise, the cold water led to the shrinkage. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
875 They should have thrown it back by now. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
876 Yes dear, I'm sure he's just compensating for something. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
877 Is it normal for one ball to be bigger than the other? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
878 I see your point, Mark, but some things, like closet space, are still better when bigger. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
879 Welcome to Texas, and thanks for the pretty ping pong ball. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
880 Honey, yours is just fine. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
881 Enjoy it. They grow up so quickly. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
882 It's Trump's beachball. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
883 Bigger is better, Gary. It's ALWAYS better. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
884 It's my subtle way of letting the association know they should construct a larger pool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
885 With the water ban, this is the only way I can fill the pool 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
886 Ok. If it lasts more than four hours we see the doctor. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
887 Absorbent. I didn't expect that. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
888 It's Patrick McGoohan's pool. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
889 This neighborhood one-upmanship has got to stop, Maude! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
890 Well that's one way to keep the kids from peeing in the pool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
891 I knew we should have gone to Costco. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
892 Don't worry--yours is average-sized. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
893 I hope yours is made in the USA, the one's from China tend to swell up in water. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
894 Trust me, John, it's nothing compared to penis envy. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
895 Where's mom? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
896 I don't know, maybe balance it on the top of your drink or something and walk around with a wry smile. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
897 Don't worry honey, it's not the size that counts. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
898 Well, someone's compensating. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
899 ... maybe we just put this one down and walk away slowly ... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
900 The covfefe is beautiful this time of year 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
901 Todd was once again reminded that size does matter. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
902 Well they did say only one toy... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
903 At Sunnycrest, we go big or go home. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
904 I really see the difference on my water bill since going green. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
905 I wonder where that hot air balloon landed. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
906 I guess someone didn't want us to go in the pool. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
907 Got a pin ? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
908 The parachute's a little loud but you have to admire his aim. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
909 I'm sorry Doug, size does matter. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
910 You win - bigger is not always better. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
911 Welcome to Texas! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
912 Dammit, Bernice. Now nobody's going to notice my ball. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
913 I'm simply saving the water for my rose beds during climate change season. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
914 Give me some credit...I blew it up myself. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
915 Every time we shop at Costco we buy more than we need. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
916 Either they didn't pay the pool guy or Mia got into Georgetown. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
917 Scuba lesson then a balloon ride? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
918 The 'everything's bigger in Texas' thing is beginning to grate. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
919 Junior heard that Barron Trump is here today. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
920 I told the agency we needed a really large bouncer. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
921 Go figure- most shrink when wet. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
922 Nice gesture, but we voted for a larger pool. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
923 We shouldn't have kept feeding it after it killed the pool boy. 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
924 Jimmy was right; his ball is bigger. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
925 Yeah, I know how absorbent they are! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
926 No, dear. My beach balls aren't ruining the party. It's your negative attitude that's ruining the party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
927 My inferiority complex is kicking in. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
928 And look what you have got for the same price! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
929 She wants her baby back. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
930 Trying to make beach balls great again? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
931 The big kids ruin it for everyone. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
932 When you order everything online, sometimes you accidentally buy a twenty-four foot beach ball. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
933 By pump or mouth? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
934 It's an exclusive rainbow coalition pool party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
935 So this is where my son Goliath's ball landed. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
936 What other beach ball? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
937 We made our swimming pool great again! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
938 First time at Mar-a-Lago? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
939 I thought they said no flotation devices! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
940 You said "covfefe" three times, didn't you? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
941 I was expecting to see him shoot it out his ass. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
942 Careful, don't get the mother ball angry. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
943 Is this your subtle way of coming out? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
944 There has been a lot of inflation in the neighborhood. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
945 The lifeguard cost too much. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
946 The catalog only said it comes in small and large. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
947 There's no reason to be insecure, honey. Everybody knows they'll shrink in cold water. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
948 Oh, Costco. Why, where did you get yours? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
949 Wait until you see his lounge chair. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
950 It's a gay thing, you wouldn't understand. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
951 Size has nothing to do with it. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
952 It's too little too late. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
953 I told you we should have used the small one. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
954 I never knew ball envy could be a thing. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
955 Don really is competitive, isn't he! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
956 We love summer. Bigly. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
957 As with cable TV, the beachball charge is included in your monthly homeowners' association fee. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
958 Apparently size DOES matter. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
959 Hi, I'm here for the pilgrimage. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
960 The one in the pool is his approval rating as he estimates it. The one I'm holding represents his actual approval rating. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
961 The lifeguard quit. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
962 But yours is nice, too. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
963 I've told you: Bigger isn't always better. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
964 I'm leaving you, Brandon. Size does matter. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
965 Somebody should tell the Jolly Green Giant to get his own pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
966 We just got back from Texas. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
967 I adjusted for inflation. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
968 Welcome to The Rainbow Coalition pool party! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
969 How many times do I have to tell you size doesn't matter? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
970 The rich are different from you and me. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
971 You really know how to take the pool out of 'pool party'. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
972 Oh Harold, yours is big too. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
973 I told you it was too big. I hope you kept the receipt. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
974 Looks like the iPool app has crashed. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
975 One word: plastics. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
976 Oh, the humanity! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
977 How come it doesn't float? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
978 I bought mine at the dollar store 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
979 Don't feel inferior - I brought the Zinfandel. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
980 His manhood was in question pure and simple. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
981 And if it did that to a beach ball, imagine what it can do to-" "STOP! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
982 There is actually a trend toward bigger beach balls. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
983 Must be steroids in the water 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
984 Would you direct me to the kiddie pool? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
985 This one doesn't suffer from an inflated ego. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
986 Let's just avoid the whole subject of balls, ok? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
987 You can't blame this on "shrinkage." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
988 Why does everything always have to be about you? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
989 Ann, I asked you not to invite King Kong again. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
990 No one has been brave enough to peek inside! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
991 A giant beach ball? That's your solution to global warming? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
992 Tell your little friend to be patient—adult swim is almost over. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
993 Tiny hands too? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
994 But, where are the children? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
995 Somewhere over the rainbow is a place where I can swim laps. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
996 This balloon payment thing doesn't sound so great after all. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
997 Can you hold this? I need to call my therapist. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
998 I hate it when the President drops by unannounced. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
999 Don't be taken in by their inflated sense of importance, Hon. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1000 You must be looking for the little boy's pool. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1001 Everyone is calling it 'Trump's Ego'. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1002 How about we try the kids pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1003 It's big, it's beautiful, and strangely enough, Mexico is paying for it. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1004 thanks for the offer, but what I really need are some bigger kids. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1005 Apparently it expands when it gets wet. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1006 Why don't you take that to the kiddie pool. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1007 Have you seen Trump's ball? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1008 It's the new iBall 7. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1009 This way, I got free shipping. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1010 Size isn't everything. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1011 Spoilsports. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1012 "Make sure you take your Viagra out of your pockets before jumping in the pool Dear". 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1013 Have you seen Billy? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1014 Life Guard not on duty. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1015 Do you always have to blow things out of proportion? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1016 I'm afraid I don't have as much hot air. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1017 I think you want the wading pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1018 This is just my starter beach ball. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1019 The kiddie pool is way too small at this club. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1020 I can't compete with that ! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1021 He did say the pool party was going to be a ball. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1022 It starts out like this, grows bigger collecting water samples, then takes off to Mars! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1023 The Jones always have to be bigger. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1024 I knew there would be a problem when Trumps relatives moved in, got to have the biggest 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1025 Another swim diaper. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1026 Safe to say you can take your ball and go home. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1027 (Diagram not drawn to scale.) 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1028 First it was the over the top Christmas lights 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1029 Proof, bigger is not always better. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1030 I heard the pool's a ball. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1031 No fertilizer. Just plenty of water and sunshine. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1032 I know yours isn't as big as his, but that really isn't important to me. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1033 It's not a reflection on your manhood, Michael. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1034 Of course, it's only a prototype. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1035 Seriously Janice, after last year's corn dog incident, I knew Lennie had ego problems...but I didn't think he'd take it this far. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1036 This little ball, the directions said put in water, so I did! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1037 The baby pool is to the left. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1038 Make America inflate again. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1039 Anyone have a giant needle. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1040 Took me a week to blow up the one in the pool. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1041 Does this pool make me look fat? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1042 Yes, it IS multi-cultural, but you'll still be renting from Jared Kushner. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1043 Care if I just bounce something off you? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1044 Yes, yes, I can see that...but are we having FUN? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1045 Beach Ball Water Birth is actually a pretty good band name. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1046 Our water bill is a fraction of what it used to be .... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1047 It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1048 Well, the vacation brochure did say limited swimming hours. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1049 That looks fun too....only smaller. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1050 I hate Christo's pool parties. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1051 That is when George realized that he was completely inadequate for this pool party. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1052 It looked smaller in the store. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1053 I like big balls, and I cannot lie. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1054 I can't believe that hot air balloon landed right in the pool! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1055 Damnit, the Giants promised they were going to be away this weekend! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1056 Go big or go home. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1057 Donald insisted on bringing HIS beach ball! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1058 It started out as a clever Viagra promotion but somehow it went rogue. We're hoping it lasts less than 4 hours. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1059 Only one ball in the pool at a time please. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1060 I named mine Pluto. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1061 As you can see, that won't be necessary. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1062 There's proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1063 Sweetie, size isn't everything. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1064 See if you can locate an ice pick. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1065 When that hot air balloon flew over our pool party, I knew it was a bad omen! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1066 It's an 'in your face' swim party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1067 It's called a trump ball. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1068 Goodness, gracious, great ball of satire! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1069 We need to drain the pool so there is space for everyone's beach ball, he said 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1070 Where is Timmy? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1071 This is why we can't have nice things. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1072 We are conserving water 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1073 We adopted 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1074 Yep, one is a little swollen. Should I be concerned? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1075 I would have been here sooner, but I couldn't find my flip flops. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1076 Why does she keep dating someone with such an over-inflated ego? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1077 So Susan, I guess size DOES matter to you. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1078 That's inflation for you. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1079 It's not the worst thing I've seen in the water. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1080 Half the people wanted a pool party and half wanted a bounce house. So, I got creative. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1081 Well, size isn't everything... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1082 Everyone sees it happening, but nobody does anything until it's too late. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1083 Ugh. You and your sense of inadequacy. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1084 They say we're in a market bubble, but I've yet to see any evidence. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1085 Where are you putting that one , in the toilet? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1086 I brought an extra just in case. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1087 Looks like the Trump's are arriving. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1088 Apparently, size matters. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1089 George wanted me to tell you his is bigger. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1090 See Helen....sometimes bigger is NOT better! 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1091 It's what you do with it that counts… right? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1092 Someone else's is always bigger, Jerry. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1093 They are never as big as the sample! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1094 First, it was ‘The 800-pound gorilla.’ Then, ‘The elephant in the room.’ If they continue to ignore it, it’s just going to keep growing larger and more ridiculous every year. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1095 Don't you know when to stop blowing??? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1096 I told you to keep an eye on the kids 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1097 Your ball is nice and all, David. But Brent's is a little more to my liking. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1098 Call the Weather Channel and tell them we found their balloon. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1099 Let's not give it back this time. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1100 They thrive on chlorine and pee. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1101 Did you see my other ball? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1102 Well, it's certainly not Tom Brady's pool. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1103 She wants her baby back NOW. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1104 You can add color, but it still doesn't make any sense. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1105 Who cares if his is bigger. I didn't marry you for the size of your beach ball. That's for sure! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1106 It's pool covfefe time 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1107 Looks like he's overcompensating for something. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1108 "Sometimes I think everything really IS about you.' 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1109 Don't worry. Yours will look bigger in the kiddie pool. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1110 Have you tried restarting? 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
1111 I think he said he was the great and powerful something or other. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1112 Relax Bob, you fit right in. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1113 Looks like Gulliver is back in town. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1114 Everything's bigger in Texas. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1115 It was at that moment they realized the true meaning of "be the ball." 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1116 The directions said "Just add water." 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1117 Who invited POTUS? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1118 Everything's bigger in Texas, honey. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1119 We re-purposed the pool due to rising insurance premiums. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1120 It's one-percenter swim. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1121 That's your problem, Gerald. You never think big enough. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1122 That is the last time you use the tire inflator to blow up a balloon. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1123 When the invitation said, 'Annual Beach Ball': I thought it meant just a pool party. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1124 Why isn't there water everywhere? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1125 Welcome to Nightmare-A-Lago. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1126 Bullocks. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1127 My new boyfriend's from Texas. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1128 Be careful with it around water. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1129 Did you really think that was going to cut it at MY pool party? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1130 Don't worry about it, they're obviously overcompensating for something. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1131 He purchased it after learning that the world's largest swimming pool is in Mumbai 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1132 I told you not to book a place anywhere near Mar a Lago! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1133 What made you think this party was BYOBB? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1134 Is Trump now making beach balls? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1135 This is the last time I book with Gullivers Travel 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1136 No, really, size doesn't matter. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1137 They always said Mr Gatsby threw a great ball. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1138 Listen, Jason, balls come in all sizes! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1139 As you can see, you just add water. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1140 Don't worry Harold, size doesn't matter. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1141 I told you, honey... EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1142 I hear he is a graduate of Trump University. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1143 Has my big brother been here? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1144 So ostentatious, needing to have the world's largest beach ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1145 So here's yours . . . you might not want to put it in water 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1146 Turns out this one is just the "fun size." 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1147 They got theirs at Costco. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1148 That's not a beach ball. THAT'S a beach ball. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1149 Uh. Here. I brought you a little something. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1150 It really helps with evaporation 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1151 I've told you before, honey. Size doesn't matter. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1152 Of course now I can read the fine print. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1153 Wait till you see the canapes. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1154 Here's where the wizard landed when he left Oz. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1155 I told you not to buy pool toys at Costco 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1156 My Texas relatives just arrived. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1157 Trump came, and he brought his own ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1158 It's a beach ball that also functions as an air mattress. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1159 Fine art meets the beached whale ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1160 The Great Orb demands we seed the Henderson's pool next. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1161 I can't swim. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1162 If you say the word huge I'm going to slap you silly... 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1163 But we're saving so much water. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1164 YOU blow up the other one next time! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1165 Well, he SAID it was gonna be huuuuuge. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1166 How could you forget to bring towels? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1167 Next time, don't tell Fred you've got the biggest beach ball in the resort. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1168 Didn't they tell you to bring your own pool? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1169 Don't worry. That other beach ball is not being used to hide an erection. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1170 "Our host is a little reluctant to admit that he can't swim". 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1171 Yes well, I still like your ball better 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1172 Someone peed again. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1173 Next I guess they'll be making color TVs. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1174 welcome to Texas my friend, you'll get the hang of things pretty soon. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1175 What kind of mushrooms did you use in my omelette this morning? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1176 DON'T put it in water! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1177 They all start out cute and innocent. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1178 Do women know about shrinkage? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1179 After all, he did say, "we're gonna have a big ball at the pool"! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1180 It's an 'alternative facts' pool party. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1181 Kind of dominates the pool, doesn't it? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1182 I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore... 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1183 Honey, don't stare - it took a lot for him to fit in here! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1184 Oh, darling, size isn't everything. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1185 You should see a doctor about your balls. I suggest a psychiatrist. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1186 You wanted to vacation in Texas...just saying." 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1187 When someone yelled, "Blowhard," I thought it was a command, not an insult. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1188 Somebody's compensating for something! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1189 I told you that we needed to tighten up the club rules. Now look; anarchy. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1190 Bigger? I hadn't noticed. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1191 What some people won't do to make a splash. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1192 This place has always been over inflated. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1193 You can take a man out of Texas.... 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1194 This really plays into my general feelings of inadequacy. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1195 Is Trump here again? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1196 And you said we shouldn't worry about inflation. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1197 Do you think I can use it for my balloon payment on my mortgage? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1198 Believe me, it expands in water 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1199 I know. It's the mother of all balls. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1200 I am feeling a little inadequate. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1201 Ok, in this one instance, size does matter. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1202 I just hope you didn't take too long inflating it. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1203 The front desk promised this one is less Kafkaesque. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1204 Marco!..glub...Polo!! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1205 I told you everything's bigger in Texas. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1206 See! You're not the only gay guy at the party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1207 Helium's cheaper then chlorine---that's why. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1208 See what happens when you don't read the instructions? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1209 Why yes. I *am* a baller. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1210 Inflategate... 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1211 I thought you said "Beached Ball". 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1212 This pool is such a ball hog. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1213 Our hot air balloon was overheating 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1214 Shrinkage? Really? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1215 Most overlooked the first clue that the invasion of Lilliput had begun. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1216 Because I'm secure in my masculinity. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1217 And we moved to the suburbs for the space. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1218 It's Trump's beachball. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1219 I guess you CAN judge the boys by the size of their toys. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1220 He should have gone with the big pool. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1221 So, we're just not going to address the giant beach ball in the pool? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1222 Mr. Kong apologizes and asks you to accept a replacement. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1223 I guess I'll take my ball over to the kiddie pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1224 That balloonist is probably dead, and your little joke is not funny. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1225 Yeah... all our pool toys come from Costco. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1226 the gay is going on in your pants? The pool - the pool is where the gay is going on. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1227 You call that a beach ball? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1228 Honestly, Donnie, size does matter. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1229 It keeps our insurance down. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1230 I thought you said the ball was in your COURT. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1231 It stays inflated longer than yours does, too. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1232 Is it too late to cancel the hotdog eating contest? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1233 I have to be honest. I had a little headache, last night. So, I threw your viagra in the pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1234 She rejected this one so I am raising him in my wading pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1235 Your heated pool actually reverses the shrinkage problem? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1236 They drained the swamp and made a pool 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1237 It may be small, but it would be all yours. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1238 Haha, yours wouldn't even fill a bathtub Timmy. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1239 It happens whenever someone pees in the pool 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1240 Wow! What do you put in YOUR water?! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1241 The Premium Pool Party Package includes these coordinated party favors. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1242 We are trying to manage our child's flatulence. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1243 I'm eager to see how your sky redesign turns out. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1244 Those Trump kids are back from vacation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1245 It's not the size, it's how you use it. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1246 Water volleyball was a great idea for a kids party. I haven't heard a peep since they started playing. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1247 That's sweet of you. My new boyfriend's is bigger. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1248 Any chance you have a pump I could borrow? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1249 Don't worry sweetie, you know what they say: big ball, little hands. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1250 This isn't what I meant by go big or go home 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1251 "Trump will be a great neighbor you said! He has no interest in us little people you said! He'll be good for property values, you said! We won't know he's building a development near us! you said........... 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1252 We are facing a crisis of exaggerated proportions. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1253 We bought it in Texas. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1254 Yes, we started by buying the ball.That was right before the recession. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1255 I'm all for gay pride - but I think this is going too far 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1256 Can we now agree that BYOB was not in reference to balls? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1257 Has anyone seen my ball? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1258 That's a totally different ballgame. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1259 So much for the 'shrinkage' excuse. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1260 OMG! Talk about hyperinflation. This is ridiculous. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1261 The President insisted his had to be the biggest. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1262 I thought balls were supposed to shrink in cold water. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1263 I find there is shrinkage when I get wet. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1264 I blame inflation. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1265 Eureka? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1266 It's not the size of the -- no, it's actually the size that matters. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1267 I wish LGBT would hold their meetings elsewhere. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1268 I feel so much more in tune with the small fish, big pond way of life. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1269 Gee, thanks, hon, but George already brought one. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1270 I brought mine for the After Party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1271 Did I tell you that this place takes great pride in its balls? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1272 They inflated with trump gas. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1273 It's like this but bigger 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1274 The beach balls here at Mar a Lago are huge! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1275 It's not your everyday pool party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1276 Just got the scoop, it's filled with political hot-air. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1277 the Jones's brought their ball 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1278 If we don't look at it, does it really exist? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1279 See, size does matter. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1280 I still like you Howard. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1281 On the plus side, I shouldn't have to worry about "shrinkage." 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1282 Honey, have you seen the other expanding sponge ball? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1283 Not you. I want my genes to be perpetuated by whomever blew that big ball up. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1284 I told you size matters 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1285 Are you gay? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1286 Listen Bob, you're going to have to learn how to play with the BIG boys! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1287 Sometimes they get bigger in the pool. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1288 Honey, how many times have I told you size doesn't matter? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1289 President Trump is ready to see you now 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1290 Adult swim? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1291 Sweetheart, you told me that you purchased the biggest beach-ball in town! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1292 I thought you said size didn't matter 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1293 Either the beach ball is too big or the pool is too small. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1294 With the water shortage, one has to adapt. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1295 We already have one. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1296 I told you the fortune cookie said, "Go big or go home." 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1297 Thank you all for coming out to "7th Grade Gym Class Day" here at Smith's Public Pool. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1298 Looks like someone's been using a floating exchange rate. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1299 It's a LGBT pool party. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1300 Apparently the guy who owns this pool thought the whole world was laughing at the size of his beach balls 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1301 Air pump malfunction. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1302 Wal-Mart medium 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1303 I guess he had something to prove. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1304 If I'm not too late on the pirate/anchor cartoon - because of Memorial Day - I'd love to submit: Arr Matey, hurry up with that bloody coffee! 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1305 I think we should talk about our sex life. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1306 I can’t compete with our host’s grandiose pool or his inflated ego. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1307 I think the big one belongs to the Wizard of Oz and the small one belongs to Toto. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1308 It has to be huge because he thinks it compensates for his tiny hands. 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1309 Men, it always turns into a contest of who has bigger balls. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1310 See honey, size really does matter! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1311 You should have seen them, they were really big guys. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1312 You're right, Marv. Infinity pools are so last-millennium. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1313 Don't worry Billy, the Trump kid has small hands. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1314 No way the baseball ushers confiscate this one. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1315 Mine can grow to be that big too. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1316 I'm afraid red and yellow can't touch at this pool. You and your ball may take your leave. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1317 Some might say the city council took it's new ant-drowning initiative at public pools a bit too far. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1318 Where's the jacuzzi? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1319 The problem is not how big it is but what you plan to do with it. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1320 There were only two sizes available. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1321 I was wrong. Size really does matter. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1322 Everybody's complaining about no pool, but I just had a spiritual transformation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1323 I said no Donald, you can't have it for your Florida white house. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1324 The small hands/small ball party's next door. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1325 I guess we know what happened to my Viagra. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1326 Shaq just went to get soda. He'll be right back. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1327 How does that make him a “patron of the arts” and this makes me a “weirdo”? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1328 I see Trump got here first. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1329 It seems that the Fed is doing a lousy job controlling inflation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1330 Believe me, Donnie, size matters. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1331 I told you they were fans of the Kardashians. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1332 Always ask for dimensions when shopping on eBay 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1333 So now do you get why it says, "No Beach Balls?" 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1334 Margaritas to scale? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1335 Let's hope Tom Brady's on the guest list. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1336 They're just like carp. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1337 Inflation. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1338 You said it would shrink with cold water 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1339 This is your solution to keep kids out of the pool? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1340 I just took my ball out of cold water. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1341 I'm sorry that Timmy got here first with his gift. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1342 Darling, your self confidence, as always, is intoxicating. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1343 It all started with ballon animals and then things just took off from there. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1344 My beach ball is bigger than your beach ball. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1345 Didn't think you'd have the balls to show up. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1346 The Muslum women love to see a little color. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1347 Must be pride week. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1348 The Donald and his ball again? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1349 Yes, that's a point for your side. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1350 I won third prize. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1351 I thought technically they were beach balls! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1352 It's swim at your own risk. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1353 Gee, yours is so small. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1354 I think one ball is enough. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1355 You took its child! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1356 At least we could've played 'Marco Polo' with mine 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1357 They gave me this souvenir of whatever this is. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1358 Good thing I only threw in the one. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1359 Inflation. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1360 He's got beach balls, I'll give him that. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1361 Every time he comes down from the beanstalk, he drops his beach ball. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1362 Sometimes, Herbert, I do find your inadequacies endearing. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1363 Not mad, just a bit deflated. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1364 At least your hands are big. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1365 You weren't kidding when you said go big or go home! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1366 My sense is that yours would pop before it would get that big. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1367 We were aiming for upscale contemporary. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1368 I knew we shouldn't have invited Donald! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1369 I told you to be here by 9:30! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1370 We've been teaching little Donald about USA's role in the world. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1371 Now that's what I call a pretty good blow job. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1372 I'm old-fashioned. I prefer a lifeguard. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1373 It just couldn't be that his pool was bigger than ours. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1374 You know, the big ones are only a dollar more. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1375 "Trumptoys.com". 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1376 When the elephants were banned, the circus went underground. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1377 Okay already! If a round peg is flexible it can fit in a square hole. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1378 Apparently, size matters. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1379 Honey, did you lose the other beach ball? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1380 Sorry, Fred. This is the one we chose for the President's visit. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1381 You're gonna need a bigger ball. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1382 It takes less water to fill the pool this way. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1383 That's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1384 I'd avoid inviting Patriots to pool parties. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1385 How many times do I have to tell you size doesn't matter? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1386 Donald's ball is bigger. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1387 This gay pride stuff is getting a bit overblown, don't you think? 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1388 You and your steroid experiments! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1389 Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1390 It swells up when you put it in water. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1391 The saltwater pool tends to have a bit of a bloating effect. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1392 Look, it's just like Congress! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1393 We decided to do the beach ball thing bigly this year... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1394 Well... I feel silly. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1395 It's a drought resistant pool 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1396 I know they say size doesn't matter Bertrand, but all things being equal, it's clear you will no longer will be able to fulfill my needs. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1397 Thanks Pete, the one Jenny brought is just too big to toss around. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1398 See, Margie, as I've told you for years, bigger isn't necessarily better. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1399 Honey you're fine. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1400 "I heard her screaming 'There's no place like home', then splash! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1401 It's the new drought approved model. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1402 Brownie had me develop it for Katrina when I worked at FEMA. It absorbs 1000 times its weight in water. It does a heckuva job. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1403 Johnny? I thought he was with you. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1404 Got one of the eggs! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1405 Hot air balloon. Really bad landing. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1406 And that concludes our demonstration of what Lance Armstrong looked like before surgery. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1407 But Honey, I didn't know that one absorbs water! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1408 This is how we know he is home in Mar-a-lago. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1409 Pride Month gets bigger every year. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1410 Take that, Jones. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1411 Sorry, but this pool is already overtaken. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1412 They just blow up so fast... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1413 You've been misinformed. This hotel has no ballroom. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1414 Funny it doesn't feel like a Baywatch set. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1415 While you are inside you cannot tell... 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1416 We went for a whimsical bubble. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1417 Thanks, but our ballroom is packed 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1418 It's called an infinity ball. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1419 Yes, I suppose it is a little bigger. But I like yours so much more. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1420 I was really hoping it would come in a nice grey or charcoal. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1421 Size does matter...Bob just never figured out relativity does, too. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1422 They're originally from Texas. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1423 This is the last time I buy anything from Texas. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1424 It showed up on my "things you may also like to purchase" list. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1425 They're spraying for bugs. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1426 God does not play fair! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1427 Looks like a storm; so I'm going to do my laps. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1428 I wouldn't try it in the bathtub. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1429 Volleyball is big this time of year. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1430 Susan, I don't care HOW good the deal was, a hot-air balloon is poor substitute for a beach ball. Have you seen the kids? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1431 They always go overboard. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1432 No one in the party wanted to talk about the beach ball in the pool. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1433 That's not entirely correct, you can still swim laps. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1434 So, yes, size matters. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1435 OK, Honey, enough with the cute hints. We're not getting a bigger swimming pool and that's that. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1436 Frugality will be the end of us! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1437 As if I didn't already have enough to feel inadequate about at the pool 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1438 I told you she'd come for her cub. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1439 That's the last time we buy a beach ball from Big Lots. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1440 What??? It's a Trump hotel. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1441 Do you ever think we're all part of something much bigger? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1442 Runaway inflation. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1443 You mean THIS beachball? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1444 Usually they shrink in cold water... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1445 Well, he IS the President. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1446 They should have told you: At this Resort size DOES matter. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1447 This resort has an inflated ego. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1448 I told you this competition would end badly. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1449 So, where is the pool hiding? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1450 You'll want to get out of the state before he starts his tantrum for his stuck beachball. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1451 Yes, I understand...but that's what "just add water" DOES mean! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1452 Trump must have blown it up...its HUUUGE! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1453 Ours is bigger. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1454 We've called Tom Brady. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1455 Fine, so bigger isn't always better, but this is a pretty demoralizing way to show it. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1456 But honey, your ball is the perfect size... for me. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1457 Sorry, size matters! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1458 Now what did I say? Never bring a knife to a gun fight! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1459 Can your ball do that, Harry? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1460 A pin maybe. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1461 That one is more reasonable - I warned you the other was too big. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1462 It's aspirational. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1463 I'm telling you, we are in a bubble. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1464 No, the one you've got is big enough. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1465 Some kid back in 95 flushed his pet ball down the toilet. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1466 It was cheaper than hiring a lifeguard. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1467 OK, you're right. Sometimes size does matter. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1468 Looking for the kiddie pool? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1469 I like him for his mind too, you know. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1470 I'm just not that impressed anymore. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1471 Up, up and not so far away. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1472 welcome to the mar a largo pool where everything is huge and tremendous and bigly 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1473 Honey, I've always said that it's not the size of your beach ball that impresses me. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1474 You know, considering that the swimming pool is rectangular and the huge beach ball is spherical, you'd figure there'd be visible deformation on the sphere's surface, 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1475 The 99% are taking over. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1476 Yes, everybody says she takes after her mother. Personally I don't see it. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1477 The owner's child gets whatever he wants 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1478 Because 'let's blow this into proportion' isn't a saying. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1479 I have some concerns about inflation. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1480 Tom’s big thing is still about inflation. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
1481 Size doesn't matter, Gerald. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1482 I got this one for no extra charge. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1483 So yeah it's queer, Mike, but it's here all month and we are proud of it! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1484 The neighbors have a really big pool and an awesome adult swim. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1485 Have you seen the mother of all balls 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1486 Do you ever get the feeling that the Joneses are missing the point? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1487 He has reason to believe you have his mother . 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
1488 I wasn't expecting to have THAT much fun. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
1489 My ball is bigger than yours. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1490 Gay Pride Just Pops Up Nowadays 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1491 You call that a beach ball? Who ARE you??? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1492 I think this water crisis has been over-inflated. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1493 You always said Ned had big balls. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1494 The owner said we should make the pool bigger. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1495 He's gone to get his towel. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1496 Yeah, don't get it wet. It expands. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1497 Maybe it's the Mothership. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1498 It would've been a perfectly nice party even without balloon rides. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1499 When his invitation said, 'I hope you have a ball,' I took it as a threat. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1500 We should never have built over an ancient ballooning ground. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1501 You needn't have bothered. Mr. Trump provides the beach balls at this resort! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1502 Attention please, whoever lost their beach ball, it's in the pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1503 We'll swim after we play darts. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1504 we have the biggest balls. everyone says we have the biggest balls. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1505 Yes George his is bigger than yours. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1506 Where's mom? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1507 I didn't mean to embarrass you. I thought it would pop. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1508 Don't feel bad. You know how Arthur likes to show off. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1509 Well, now you know how others feel when you use your golf umbrella on city streets. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1510 Because his is so much larger. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1511 DNA testing proves he is the father. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1512 He may have won the contest, but at least you won't spend the rest of your life in respiratory therapy. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1513 I should have never moved to Helen, Georgia. The hot air balloon capital of the state. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1514 NO SWIMMING today, due to inflation. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1515 As you know, being a blowhard is an important prerequisite to Club membership. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1516 It looks like Jack's friend from up the beanstalk lost his ball 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1517 It expands when exposed to urine. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1518 You know that a single quote means feet. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1519 Why does your brother need to one-up you every family vacation? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1520 I thought you said " I love big beach balls." 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1521 Instead of putting in chlorine, they accidentally put in genetically modified gelatin. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1522 I'm sorry, but Todd has a bigger ball. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1523 Let's not blow this out of proportion. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1524 Very subtle way of telling me you want me to get sterilized. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1525 Now do you agree that we're not keeping up with the Jones' 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1526 Yes, of course, your hands are huge, but James has always had bigger balls. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1527 "Let's bring the giant." You said. "It'll be fun!" You said. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1528 Damn, it's stuck in the pool filter again. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1529 You told me they always shrink after they've been in a pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1530 It was my idea. This way, I won't look like I'm wimping out of that first dive into chilly water. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1531 You should have gotten here before The Donald. You know he always has to have the biggest one 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1532 Honey look at what Sharon ordered from SkyMall! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1533 Johnny's always had to have the biggest or the best!! He's an only child. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1534 Sorry, the rules is 'only one ball allowed in the pool at any time'/ 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1535 Just great. Here comes another big lecture from the pool committee. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1536 'lucy still sees everything with kaleidoscope eyes." 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1537 I'm sorry Steve, but I need a man with a bigger balloon. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1538 Have you tried rebooting it ? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1539 Gulliver's Resort Travels. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1540 Big Mistake. I filled it with hot air from within the Beltway. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1541 It's the mother of all beach balls. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1542 either the ball is to big or the pool is to small. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1543 Don't worry, it will significantly shrink. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1544 Would you be interested in purchasing a self-inflating beach ball? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1545 I'm on the water conservation committee. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1546 Now you see why we don't allow people to bring their own pool toys. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1547 The neighborhood committee told us to either cover the pool or wear suits to swin. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1548 I did complain; they accused me of "class warfare". 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1549 It's part of the City's water conservation program. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1550 Why are we always too little, too late? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1551 You think they could have just told us: “No swimming today!" 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1552 Of course this is when you want to forgo the 'no sharp objects' near the pool embargo 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1553 Someone call Amazon and tell them the drone mistook Huntington Drive for Huntington Beach again. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1554 I thought you said you had a pool? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1555 It's a one-ball pool. Sorry. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1556 No one was swimming anyway, and it does keep the pool cleaner. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1557 It's not you. It's your tiny ball. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1558 Tom, it looks like you're having a ball, too! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
1559 What happens in the pool, stays in the pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1560 Have you seen Billy?" "He was playing with a ball just like this! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1561 When is "kid swim" over? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1562 He won't sign memorabilia. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1563 Apparently, they come dehydrated. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1564 See, this is what happens when you don't wait half an hour after eating to go in the pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1565 Litigious much? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1566 The Frisbee just launched to Mars. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1567 You can get it on sale at Costco. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1568 Someone's overcompensating. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1569 That's the way the ball bounces. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1570 It really is all about being seen, darling. Don't you agree? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1571 I feel like big brother is watching me. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1572 I should have brought a knife. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1573 Guess I blew it. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1574 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1575 That's the last time I shop on-line. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1576 This place is all Ball and no Beach 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1577 NASA reported it can be seen from space. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1578 Here comes the hot air balloon from hell again! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1579 They only came in two sizes... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1580 Chief Brody, I think you're gonna need a bigger beach ball. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1581 Wanna go to my pool? 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
1582 We already have a ball. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1583 The package said 'Assorted Sizes.' 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1584 Is Donny back again? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1585 Trump's staff can't get in, but they can bounce out! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1586 Oh, Gerald, your ball is just the right size. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1587 So...the sun's in the other side of that pool? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1588 It's just a ball! I think you're blowing this way out of proportion... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1589 In this case, Dave, size is everything! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1590 The ball I'm looking for is a bit bigger. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1591 The lifeguard's at lunch, let's play bouncy bouncy. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1592 Our subdivision's honored that Christo chose us for his latest installation "Life's a Beach." 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1593 It keeps the kids out. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1594 Swimming pools are so yesterday, waterparks are our future. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1595 You just had to tell the Griswold's about my new ball 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1596 What exactly do you mean by, 'shrinkage' ? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1597 When does the pool pop open? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1598 I'm sorry, but we're at beach ball capacity. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1599 Do you have a sister? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1600 Westboro is not amused. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1601 It was that or skyrocketing premiums. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1602 How was I supposed to know 'Just Add Water' wasn't a metaphor? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1603 Still, I'll take Jeff Koons' pool parties over Damien Hirst's every time. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1604 My neighbor said. "Have a ball on vacation!" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1605 The front desk said the Jolly Green Giant checked in last night. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1606 Just wait until you see the water wings that guy brought! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1607 It's my art installation on global warming. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1608 He sure took the long way around for a dick joke, or is it just me? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1609 I've decided to leave you for him. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1610 Think of it as a metaphor for the sense of inadequacy that plagues us all. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1611 I hear they're coming out with an even smaller one next year. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1612 I told him to go big or go home. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1613 It took on water 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1614 My bad, I see the warning on this one: Do not bring into contact with water. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1615 Yea I know COLOR. I can't believe it either! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1616 Welcome to the DNC summer conference, and Hillary's over-inflated ego. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1617 What'll you think will happen if I throw this one in the ocean? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1618 We tried to get it out but it started spinning and prompted us to reboot. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1619 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1620 Let's leave...The people at this party clearly have an overly inflated egos. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1621 Hey Harry, just get your ex. You’re always saying about what a ginormous ballbuster she is. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1622 Let's go put ours in the toilet. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1623 But yours is so tiny 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1624 Not to worry, Margaret. The T.M.I. realtor warned us that objects in the water may appear larger than normal. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1625 Costco. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1626 We HAD to come. It's the only resort offering scuba ballooning. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1627 Sure, it looks cute now, but when it grows up... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1628 It's an ICBM. An Intercontinental balloon missile. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
1629 Yeah, well...mine's prettier. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1630 Are you sure you want to play dodgeball? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1631 Am I not supporting gay pride week if I would rather swim some laps? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1632 No! It's a hot air balloon silo. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1633 What happens in the pool, stays in the pool. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1634 Really, you have ball envy? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1635 Suddenly, I feel quite inadequate. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
1636 You should see his sand pail! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1637 What's that you're holding, another of your stupid freeze-dried beach balls? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1638 Really, size doesn't matter to me. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1639 Relax, adult ball time will be over in five minutes. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1640 Somebody called it the rainbow connection 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1641 The one time I'm glad we're not keeping up with the Joneses. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1642 Never heard of a pool ball? 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1643 I guess, I missed rehearsal. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1644 Frankly, I think it would work better on a beach. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1645 You don't have to puff it up, just drop it into water 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1646 Size really does matter--in a beach ball, that is. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1647 I mean I'm prideful too, but maybe we could just let people swim. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1648 It's okay, I have baby pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1649 I hate it when President Trump uses our pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1650 I'm guessing it belongs to our neighbor, the Over-Compensator-in-Chief. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1651 Someday that kid's going to be a terror. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1652 I wonder what's on the other side. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1653 Gulliver's beachball's travels 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1654 The Ringling brothers have too much time on their hands. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1655 She missed her mom. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1656 Honey, it's not the size of the ball, it's how much money he makes. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1657 We should've come earlier to reserve a spot. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1658 I always feel so inadequate at pool parties. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1659 After Cinderfella fled the Royal Ball at noon, the Prince returned. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1660 Florida's production of "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat" as performed by the 1st grade gym class. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1661 You win. It still floats. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1662 I always knew you were full of hot air, but this is ridiculous! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1663 Lordy, I hope there are tapes. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1664 Mine's the maquette. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1665 Just because his is bigger doesn't mean a thing to me dear 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1666 It looked lonely. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1667 This is the prototype I based it on. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1668 "His is bigger than mine, his is bigger than mine!" Can't you think of something else for once? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1669 Are you gay? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1670 But, I am the one who started the whole beach ball thing. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1671 Honestly honey, the pool does make your ball look big. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1672 At that moment, David questioned his manhood. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1673 They inflate when wet. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1674 David and Goliath working the backyard pool party. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1675 Don't get between the mother ball and her cub. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1676 Go put that in the small pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1677 The key to growing these balloons is plenty of water and lots of hot air. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1678 How very confefe. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1679 I don't know whether to drain or pop. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1680 Got a pin ? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1681 The instructions said, "Just add water." 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1682 We could a bought that one, but this one indirectly tells everyone the party is over. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1683 I think we have all the color we need... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1684 First the pool, tomorrow the world 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1685 First time at Rod Serling's house? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1686 And the best part is you don't need sunscreen 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1687 And your hands are small, too. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1688 I'm gay and proud, but apparently not proud enough for this party. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1689 You're new here. If you want to compete for superior socio-economic status in this neighborhood, you have to go big! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1690 They sent it to Congress to have it inflated 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1691 It's either global warming or a Chinese hoax. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1692 You said mine was the biggest you'd ever seen. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1693 Your brother got here five minutes ago with his beach ball. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1694 Yes, size is overrated. But you have to admit, this is hard to ignore. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1695 You just don't bring sand to the beach, Ralph. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1696 You can get your feet wet in the corner. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1697 Do you or don't you want to continue to be a respected member of this club? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1698 Cartoonists always find a way to ruin Pleasantville. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1699 Don't feel threatened, but, yeah, he was that big. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1700 The Trump Beachball is much larger than mine! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1701 I have to be careful with mine, they're very absorbent. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1702 It's just water weight. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1703 He was looking for his mommy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1704 Anything you can do I can do bigger 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1705 See, Bigger isn't always better honey 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1706 No, really, size doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1707 He looks more like his mother. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1708 Trump's beach ball is huge! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1709 This is my ball. That is His ball. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
1710 SPF 250 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1711 Huh, I thought the water made them shrink! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1712 It's time we got in on this no-sun sunbathing trend. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1713 You have a point. The invite did say, 'Beach Ball Party.' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1714 Well , we need a bigger pool. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1715 I guess that 'Who has the biggest balls?' question has been answered. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1716 OK, his is bigger than mine, can we still be friends? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1717 That is such a ballsy move. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1718 This Yuuuge Ball should keep the neighbors from coming into our pool 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1719 Size matters. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1720 he finally comes out of the closet.. the pools closet ? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1721 I like your beach ball, I think it's not too big, not to small, but just right. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1722 You should see his pool noodle. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1723 I'm telling you, something here is definetely wrong, but can't make up my mind, what. Surely some minuscule detail. Each time I throw this ball into the water, it rebounds. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1724 Ugh, looks like the Donald is in the pool. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1725 The 'no splashing' sign was spoiling the view. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1726 Just when I thought I finally caught up to the Jones's, they pull this. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1727 No, I don't think purchasing a bigger air pump would have helped. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
1728 It's supposed to deflate within four hours. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
1729 You always said that you had big balls. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1730 I think the mother ball is looking for its baby. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1731 Demonstrated. Neither doing something spectacular the neighbors speak us. Hate them. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1732 Sorry, we're full at the moment! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1733 Let's just say we were better prepared for inflation. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1734 Now I know why they don't allow beach balls in the pool. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1735 Haven't you heard of shrinkage? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1736 It keeps the kids from splashing us. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1737 My husband insisted on the bigger ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1738 I guess it really is time for Janet to act. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1739 Yeah, well I went to Costco, dummy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1740 What is buried under the dome? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1741 Whoever owns that ball must have an inflated sense of entitlement. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1742 I thought I got a big enough beach ball, but apparently. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1743 I prefer the prototype. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1744 You were on the right track but someone's already taken it to scale.adams 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1745 Would you like to hold my Sponge Ball? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1746 I thought he would be staying at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1747 Some big wig in frozen vegetables from what I hear. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1748 He's compensating. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1749 He said mine's bigger than yours...I thought he meant something else! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1750 How do you do that again? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1751 I thought it was an urban legend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1752 The "rainbow" coalition knows how to get attention. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1753 Can you keep your eye on the ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1754 I think we should put a limit on the size of beach balls for our next pool party. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1755 Of course not, George. Size never matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1756 From little acorns.... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1757 $10 on Amazon Prime goes a long way. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1758 My friend says you're undercompensating so here's my number. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1759 I guess you know who is back here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1760 I only took the Viagra an hour ago. The guy in the pool said he took his early this morning. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1761 When they said "Buy one, get one free" I thought they would both be the same size. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1762 So I was swimming earlier with Goliath and . . . 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1763 Don't worry, Herb, I'm sure your ball is quite adequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1764 That's not a ball, that's a gala. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1765 Well, on the plus side, pool maintenance has dropped to almost zero. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1766 If it were a ball, it would be floating almost completely out of the water, so it's clearly not a ball, you idiot. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1767 This must be the thermal pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1768 "OMG,deja vu all over again. As usual,you're too little,too late. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1769 It's a water birth. I'm just babysitting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1770 Your grandiosity is getting out of hand, Bill. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1771 We couldn't afford a lifeguard so we're just telling everyone we're growing a rainbow pumpkin patch. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1772 You must be looking for the Kiddie Pool 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1773 Today's pool party is sponsored by Costco. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1774 The invitation said pool party not beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1775 It's not the size that matters 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1776 Okay, we get it. You stopped smoking. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1777 First time to Hot Air B & B? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1778 One can’t be too rich or too thin but one can have too much beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1779 I see the Joneses are here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1780 It certainly was a surprise - when Jeff Koons said he was sending us a housewarming gift, we just assumed it would be a balloon dog. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1781 I am feeling a bit inadequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1782 At least with Hoover the people got a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1783 I told you they'd have one here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1784 Do you ever wonder if life is just an elaborate set up for a New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1785 Sorry, Miriam, I'm totally baller, I guess I'm just not that baller. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1786 Put it back in the car before anyone notices. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1787 I think it came from over by that beanstalk. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1788 "A day at the pool and no one is swimming!" C'mon guys it's a ball! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1789 The HOA is taking it down. It's the pink stripe, it clashes with our condos mailboxes. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1790 This one was 90% off 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1791 Sometimes I think Apple is getting too involved with my daily life. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1792 No way you were invited. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1793 Don't you feel inadequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1794 That's why we don't invite Gulliver to our cookouts any more. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1795 I must admit, that really is a big beautiful ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1796 It's a Claes Oldenburg installation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1797 Well, I see Gulliver has come back to Lilliput. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1798 You're asthmatic. Nobody's going to judge you. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1799 Let's take our little ball and go to another pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1800 Rule two, Don't get them wet! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1801 Size doesn't matter honey. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1802 I hope that balloonist leaves soon, so we can play Marco Polo. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1803 They're much more fun when they're young. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1804 Fine! Take it home then. We'll just play with Larry's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1805 I'll meet you at the kiddie pool in an hour. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1806 Is this some LGBTQ thing? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1807 It's a gift from my insurance company. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1808 We can't keep up with Jones on this one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1809 I though pools were not permitted in the ball 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1810 wow. I wonder whose ball that is.Can he come out and play? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1811 Don't worry, honey, he's simply overcompensating. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1812 Well, it said "just add water". 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1813 Marry me! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1814 Show off. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1815 The kids sure are having quite a ball in the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1816 It's his way of telling me his are bigger than mine. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1817 We must be in Texas... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1818 We already have a beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1819 It looks like someone already brought their ball to the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1820 They came from outer space and brought their own atmosphere.l 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1821 So next time just don't tell your brother what you're bringing... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1822 See? He's even making beach balls great again. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1823 Thanks, I commissioned it from Diller Scofidio + Renfro. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1824 King Kong is gay! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1825 Remember sea monkeys? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1826 The HOA never allows for inflation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1827 I have this amazing new app that can convert an outdoor pool to indoor. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1828 Who invited Trump? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1829 don'tRUMPocalypse takes a dip in his megalomania bubble 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1830 It's not the size, honey. It's how you volley with it." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1831 Harold never had a sense of proportion. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1832 They always do this at Mar-a-Lago so Trump can be the first one in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1833 This is not what I had in mind when they told us to have a ball in the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1834 .....you got a little one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1835 Who asked Trump to bring the beach ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1836 I could swear it said, "Mommy, help!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1837 We're protesting the president's lack of pride. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1838 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/170522_contest-690.jpg 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1839 We need a bigger pool, Larry 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1840 You know he has an inferiority complex. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1841 This is the last vacation we take during Gay Pride Week. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1842 In your case, things get smaller outside the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1843 It was on sale for a reason... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1844 I feel like there is something you want to share with me. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1845 Hyperinflation has doomed us. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1846 Some where over the rainbow? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1847 Keep it there. I have no interest in what it's covering up. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1848 Don't worry, it's just fake science. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1849 On the bright side, you're not likely to drown. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1850 But the extra large was a much better deal. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1851 The map app on my hot air balloon miscalculated. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1852 Remember what Mr Carp said, "Just blow it up a little, never too much or something will happen and you never know what!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1853 It's not just the size, Jerry. It's what he's done with it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1854 I don't know, could they be related? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1855 You're right we have the biggest beachball in the neighborhood and your little one doesn't make the grade. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1856 Marco, you know that Donald has always had a thing about size. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1857 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1858 Yes, I'm sure yours is perfectly adequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1859 I'm gonna take my little ball and go home. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1860 They weren't lying when they said the beach ball absorbed water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1861 Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1862 Yes, my hands are smaller than some men's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1863 You might as well take your ball and go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1864 It's clear I was thinking too small. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1865 Let's take our ball & go home. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1866 Look, right here in black and white, it clearly states: DO NOT OVER INFLATE! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1867 I thought we agreed on polka dots. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1868 Well, ummm...you wanna help me with The New Yorker cartoon caption? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1869 It's cute now, but just wait until it grows up. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1870 Want to bounce out of here? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1871 If you take one of her eggs she's going to get angry. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1872 Today's the day they water the golf courses. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1873 We're saving hugely on pool maintenance. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1874 Wow! Talk about carrying coal to Newcastle. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1875 Admit it, you're still in the closet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1876 Who invited Gulliver? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1877 Birth of a new-age hot-air balloon 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1878 The dude that blew that up has an incredibly inflated ego. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1879 The water is too cold for me. YOU jump in and get it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1880 Be downstairs by noon for your one o'clock flight. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1881 All the bounce houses were already rented 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1882 You told me that increases in inflation wouldn't affect the beach ball market. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1883 I told you I was moving on to bigger things! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1884 Let me guess, it's the Jones'? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1885 I always suspected that he had bigger balls than me. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1886 100x-ing is the new 10x-ing. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1887 My husband is a venture capitalist. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1888 She won the contest, but lost her life. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1889 No, Carol. It's not a Calder. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1890 Have you seen my other beachball--it's just a little bigger than this one? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1891 It came with a pin to pop it with, but the pin is taped to the bottom. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1892 And when he makes a sand castle, he makes a sand castle! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1893 It's made of biodegradable corn flour...but someone must have a yeast infection! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1894 Heterophobia. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1895 That ball is pissing me off! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1896 It looks like there’s a new kid in town. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1897 I really hate living next door to the Jolly Green Giant 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1898 Warren Buffett is swimming naked right now. He is a shy old boy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1899 Charles, bigger is not always better! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1900 Christo takes up lifeguarding. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1901 Can I borrow a safety pin for about 5 seconds? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1902 Apparently beach balls have an allergic reaction to bee stings. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1903 It's official; mine is bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1904 The delivery guy was not very happy at all. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1905 At 3 o'clock we need to take cover. I hear somebody's gonna have sand kicked in his face. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1906 Gee, this pool is small!! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1907 Their flyers certainly got it right when they listed a "secret amenity." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1908 Can you fetch my beach ball for me? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1909 It wanted its mother 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1910 Drought tolerant swimming pool 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1911 Op op op op pool oppan party style. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1912 We swim in a diversity bubble. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1913 'That's the larger one' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1914 I'm making the Flindermans next door pay for it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1915 I told Herb but you know him, he insisted the pool was more than big enough. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1916 Thanks, but we already have a ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1917 Call it phalllic envy if you must. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1918 Oh Derrick, you shouldn't have. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1919 And they say inflation is a myth. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1920 It is flashy but our water bills have plummeted. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1921 Sometimes a beach ball is just a beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1922 I feel very inadequate. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1923 A balloon from China? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1924 Go ahead and sigh because sighs matter. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1925 Those Joneses are really competitive! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1926 No, no, no...Your plans specified 24', not 24". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1927 I almost clicked the wrong size too. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1928 He really went balls in this time 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1929 You'll have to wait. Donald just went in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1930 You knew it would be a problem as soon as Christo moved into the development. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1931 The package said 'Just Add Water' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1932 There's a problem with lighting the burner. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1933 Well once again, Bob's is larger. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1934 So we meet again, Stripey McStripeface! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1935 You may as well take your ball and go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1936 I love you, Russell, but the dehydrated beach ball is your worst invention yet. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1937 OK, bigmouth, out-blow THAT. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1938 The other one I bought at Mar-a-Lago 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1939 They got the idea from our tennis club. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1940 Andrew felt the ball envy creeping in. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1941 Don't worry, it's just colder out here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1942 And then tomorrow when they wake up, the pool will look much bigger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1943 It's gender neutral. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1944 It's just a coincidence. No, I am not from another planet! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1945 have you seen our baby? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1946 I think I finally understand where you fit into the org chart. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1947 You'll never guess who just rolled in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1948 The President must be down for the weekend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1949 Now that's 'big league'. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1950 Balls, no water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1951 Its wonderful! We're first in our neighborhood to have one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1952 Has Anyone Seen My Other Beach Ball ? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1953 Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's been done before. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1954 Tell the neighbors they'll have to retrieve the ball themselves. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1955 I wish he would take his ball and go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1956 I really think you might be blowing this out of proportion 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1957 I told you, I am not suffering from ball envy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1958 Sean, dear, Donald's pool parties aren't about the pool... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1959 This is what happens when you move in next to a beanstalk. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1960 I don't like the colors. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1961 Have you ever seen a ball full of so much hot air?? Must be Trump's pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1962 Waiting for adult swim on the '45. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1963 Argggh, if that Starbuck fella wanders in here, for sure he'll be gettin' a taste of me cutlass 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1964 My ball is Bigger than your ball, my ball is bigger than your ball, blah, blah, blah............ 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1965 Who invited Donald and his over inflated ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1966 You're just having a ball, I see. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1967 I call it..."P-Preventer". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1968 It's the biggest, the best, and full of hot air. We're just trying to stay on-trend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1969 I told you that the little ball is a cheap gift. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1970 That's nice. So what's the deal with the big rectangular ball in the pool?" "It converts your outdoor pool to an indoor pool. There's a door on the other side." "Oh. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1971 It's called a BEACH ball for a reason. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1972 Swell ball, eh? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1973 Elephants are so boring. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1974 I'd like to think mine is more practical. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1975 It seems the inflation problem is coming back. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1976 And I thought bringing one that is in color was enough. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1977 Oh thanks, another one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1978 All things being equal- we'll need to refill the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1979 It was a mistake to tell Christo it was BYOB. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1980 Isn't this taking celebrating the LGBTQ community a little too far? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1981 I bought one. All you do is water it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1982 Just wait till it hatches. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1983 I'm working on the cure for shrinkage. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1984 Ha! I was right. It IS oviparous. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1985 If it pops, get ready for the National Guard. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1986 Wow. A pool and a ballroom. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1987 There is only so much weed in the world, Barb. They have to come out at some point. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1988 Still think bigger is better? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1989 No dear, yours is not the biggest. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1990 Clark just needs to understand that he lives in Smallville now. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1991 The student has become the master. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1992 I'm overcompensating for WHAT?!? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1993 This is how you put a round peg into a square hole. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1994 Yes BYOCW means bring your own chlorine-water; everybody knows that Hank. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1995 But my VC said the idea wasn't scalable! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1996 Once again, Edward's machismo dominates the complex pool scene. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
1997 I'm holding all I know. What's in the pool is only what I think I know. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1998 I admit, when Frank kept saying how big his beach balls were this is not what I envisioned. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
1999 Yeah but I heard his never gets fully inflated. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2000 I thought you took your kid off steroids? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2001 It's not about being pro-equality. It's about needing everyone to know it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2002 Well, at least that guy is out of breath. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2003 I knew we overfed our other beachball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2004 Sigmund's pool party 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2005 Just don't let this one get wet. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2006 Hey Bernanke...we decided to use the ball with the real inflation rate. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2007 Not to burst your balloon, but they're fumigating the pool today. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2008 It's the pool party equivalent to the elephant in the room. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2009 In this case cold water makes it bigger. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2010 In this case, size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2011 See, bigger isn't always better. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2012 It looks something like this 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2013 They shrink that much? I dunno know how you guys walk around with those things. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2014 What did you think I meant when I said I have big balls? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2015 Ever since the lung transplant Morty loves to show off. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2016 I ordered a ping-pong ball from Amazon, but they sent King Kong's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2017 Before they could fully grasp what had happened, they suddenly realized that they should have done a better job of mastering nondimensionalization. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2018 Your one-upmanship might be getting a little out of hand. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2019 No vacancy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2020 I adjusted for inflation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2021 Where's the kiddie pool? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2022 Do you now understand why I said bigger is not necessarily better? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2023 I'm kicking myself. I could've bought that same size but I didn't think it would fit in the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2024 Don't feel inadequate just because yours isn't the biggest one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2025 How is the pilot supposed to exit the balloon? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2026 I'm leaving you for Harry. Yes, size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2027 I think that poor bastard's bitten off more than he can chew. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2028 Pool is closed due to too much hustle 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2029 Inevitably they all get too big for their beaches. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2030 I made my fortune by stressing scalability. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2031 So . . . your's is pre-Trump? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2032 I did try to tell you his was bigger... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2033 You were right: someone's got it in for you. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2034 I thought it was BYOB. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2035 It was cheaper than hiring a lifeguard. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2036 Rumor has it they added MiracleGro instead of chlorine last night. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2037 We got tired of kids splashing us. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2038 He's big into water sports. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2039 Yours is pretty too. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2040 Welcome to Texas! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2041 The pool is adults-only, and that includes the toys. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2042 This is the President's first big ball at Mar-a-Lago! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2043 The instructions clearly say, "Do not over-inflate." 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2044 At least we don't need a lifeguard. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2045 I don't know...he hid it in his bathing suit right after eating the bean dip... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2046 I've never heard of alpha beach balls. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2047 I told you not to water it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2048 That's ballsy . . . 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2049 That's Trump's; essentially, a bag of wind taking up the whole pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2050 We're all on pins and needles over Kathy Griffin's next art installation! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2051 Gosh, Harold sure is doing well for himself. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2052 Trump's in the pool again. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2053 You should have been here for the splash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2054 I was in the pool, I swear! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2055 We need a less creative Safety Committee! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2056 Ok, everyone outside the tent 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2057 This one is called Charlie. He likes beach walks and chew toys. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2058 Forget it. Let's just go home. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2059 I told you his was bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2060 I think we should downsize 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2061 This is why I said not to invite President Trump to the party! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2062 That's a couple blocks down. This is the Y.M.C.A. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2063 That'll keep the kids out. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2064 Political correctness has gone too far! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2065 Wait till you see what I replaced the Hummer with. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2066 It's more evidence for global warming. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2067 Metres, centimetres, whatever… 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2068 No really Honey, yours is a good size. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2069 Your hands must be pitifully small. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2070 Water is so passé. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2071 ...but mostly to let them know we have more money. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2072 But yours has the best motion in the ocean! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2073 Now let's see if you can do that with a keg of beer. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2074 Sorry, Stan; size does matter. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2075 These hipster pool floaties sure are getting out of hand... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2076 Honey, whoever owns that is compensating. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2077 Ok Jerry... the guests are amused & impressed by your, " Big Balls " innuendo ... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2078 I forgot to adjust for inflation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2079 It's my own personal 'Cocoon' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2080 Plastic is the new water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2081 Yes, she did ask for a bigger ball, but this one is too big to play with. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2082 ... and here is the ball that inspired Koons to do the installation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2083 I've seen bigger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2084 Any relation? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2085 At least the miserable brat can't splash in our drinks. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2086 Trust me, our social media consultant says #giantbeachball will bring more guests than the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2087 You know the whole is always bigger than the sum of its parts. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2088 Awwww, that's all right honey. Cold water always causes shrinkage. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2089 It belongs to the President. He just tweeted that next week he'll announce whether he plans to remove it or not. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2090 Do you know the wifi password? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2091 We need some regulations. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2092 Size matters, Henry 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2093 The wind must have carried the Miracle Grow from the lawn to the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2094 You can't say anything. This is a beach ball safe space. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2095 We did ask our boring city planners to have a ball, but this... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2096 that's it! its an anti climate evaporation shield 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2097 Put it down, very carefully; then run for the gate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2098 That's God's way of telling us we shouldn't swim. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2099 Turns out they already had a ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2100 Many people have told me it is called a covfefe. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2101 Stroke it gently, and it turns into a pool cover. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2102 In my defense, my therapist thought it was funny. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2103 I thought the invitation said "Bring Your Own Beach Ball" 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2104 Puts a new slant on pooling your resources. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2105 This party blows. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2106 The Millers are just so competitive! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2107 It prevents drowning. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2108 Great way to drain the pool at season's end. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2109 Oh dear...You always trying to overcompensate. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2110 You're allowed to take ONE toy into the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2111 It looks like Paul Bunyon left his beach ball in the pool again. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2112 You never have measured up. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2113 Who invited the President? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2114 that is just the tip of Bob's beach ball 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2115 I told you they already had one. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2116 Well, the news copters are annoying, and I found this on the deck this morning. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2117 Trust me, bigger isn't always better. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2118 That ball trumps ours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2119 I'm starting to hate the president's visits! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2120 Get the party bucket. Do it now. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2121 Two things: it's alive, and it's afraid of your shish kabob. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2122 Pool boy? No... We've called an Apple Genius! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2123 Sorry, his hands were bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2124 '"Honey your gift is fine. It's the thought that counts " 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2125 Oh, that guy from Texas just got here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2126 Costco purchase. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2127 Word is that Trump is a club member. He's headed here and expects to have a ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2128 Yeah the guy who inflated it is really full of hot air. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2129 You can't say colored ball. You have to say rainbow. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2130 Stay a cupple extra nights and it's yours. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2131 Impressive... but what I had in mind was a fancy-dress dance party. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2132 It's normal for one ball to be bigger than the other. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2133 Better water in the pool than advertise you're a fool! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2134 I thought I was showing my pride. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2135 Well, at least you have the Porsche. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2136 You just missed him. He and Fay headed into the city to take in the sights. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2137 We're waiting for the DNA forensics on the inflation stem. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2138 I guess everything IS bigger in Texas. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2139 It's just a short spell of runaway inflation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2140 Yes, Fred beat me again, but a Real Man doesn't need a generator to blow up a beach ball. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2141 When you invited me to the "Grand Ball, I had something else entirely in mind. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2142 We've had a Photoshop malfunction. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2143 It came in a package marked hyuuge. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2144 Does size matter? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2145 Sorry Stan, the invitation said 'bring your pride to our massive gay beach ball party' 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2146 Ball to the walls baby, ball to the walls. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2147 See? You CAN get fat eating nothing but air. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2148 A typical suburban summer weekend gathering at the covfefe. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2149 Mom said I could only one toy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2150 Actually it's a beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2151 Sorry but the Trumps arrived here earlier. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2152 "There's nothing I hate more, than a beachball with an inflated ego. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2153 'I'm sorry Kendrick, darling. I'll always love you and your perfectly spherical small beach ball. But can't you see that Jeremy's enormous rectangularity and I were made for each other?' 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2154 I'm not in this ball-game 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2155 It's not the size of the ball that matters, honey... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2156 Not bad for your last day, eh? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2157 Unbelievable! The New Yorker is using color? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2158 I told you it had an evil twin. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2159 I plan to market it as the perfect swimsuit cover up. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2160 Why would you bring a beach ball to a pool party? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2161 Somebody tell Shaq it's not his day at the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2162 It's the thought that counts. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2163 Let's blame it on the Fed. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2164 I'm not gay, I'm just happy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2165 If we are not careful, this beaxh ball is going to result in a beach brawl. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2166 I never thought I'd have beach ball envy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2167 The Donald Blew It! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2168 It cuts down water wastage by 89.6 % 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2169 I heard in was done in Vegas for $500 in under an hour. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2170 Have you seen a pail and shovel ? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2171 I'm canceling our date. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2172 They'll take it down as soon as they catch the piranha. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2173 That last guy was a real blowhard. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2174 I think we've got to tighten our pool toy rules. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2175 You should see my other beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2176 My boyfriend brought a ball too. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2177 Her father is actually a really nice guy. Don't worry, you'll be fine. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2178 There is always someone whose possessions have to be bigger than those of anyone else. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2179 Proud is one thing but this is ridiculous! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2180 Funny, didn't you claim they shrunk in the pool? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2181 I'm suing for copyright infringement. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2182 and yet you forget the sunscreen? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2183 What happened to the diving board? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2184 Maybe we should try the smaller one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2185 Should have known! That's Texas for ya'.................... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2186 The pH test indicates that this pool is too basic. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2187 Thanks, Harold, but as you can see, Jim's ball is bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2188 The Trumps are in town. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2189 So, what do you feed yours? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2190 Guess we cannot go swimming today 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2191 at costco you need to read the small print..the size was in feet not inches. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2192 Somewhere Under the Rainbow 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2193 Costco. Three for $10. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2194 Well, in all fairness, Jeffrey was cheating at Marco Polo. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2195 You are so adorable when you're confident in the face of utter defeat. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2196 Personally, I prefer to make less of a splash. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2197 "It's the summer Louvre". 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2198 Anything you can do I can do bigger 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2199 Oh great, the Joneses are here. You're going to have to go back to the store. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2200 Can you believe it? The saleslady told me mine was one of a kind! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2201 Oh, "literally" go big or go home? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2202 Or we could have just added the algicide. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2203 Oh perfect dear. Everyone loved the colors but just a little too big. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2204 I know you want to go swimming, Harold, but life's a beach. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2205 Funny they should fumigate now! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2206 Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2207 That's not a ball. THIS is a ball 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2208 The Joneses are already here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2209 I just learned that size does matter 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2210 Pool parties never fail to make me feel inadequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2211 Mine's bigger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2212 Not exactly my idea of big fun. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2213 Always the drama queen...... she could have just put up a sign, "No Swimming Today." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2214 No blowing required you just add water. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2215 Feeling a little inadequate are we? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2216 Did I overdress for this year's Egotists Ball? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2217 Well the package did say "Expands when wet" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2218 I didn't realize these were so absorbent. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2219 This pool scene is blowing up! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2220 They let me keep the prototype! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2221 Tell Jeff Koons we found the mothership 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2222 Our new neighbors come from Texas. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2223 They want to know if you're Tom Brady. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2224 Jack has GOT to take care of that blasted beanstalk. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2225 Wrong striping. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2226 It only seemed right to give it equal access. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2227 Damn. I guess we're off. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2228 Looks like your brother's here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2229 Anyone have a big pin? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2230 We're very concerned with water conservation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2231 Great, Janice... always one-upping your little brother! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2232 No, I don't think you'll sell any beach balls here. Your competitors have just about cornered the market. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2233 I had no idea this absence of bouyancy thing was big in gay communities too? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2234 My pool is smaller. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2235 I'm getting real tired of our neighbor and all this yuuge and bigly stuff. What a showboat! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2236 Don't worry, honey. It's how you use it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2237 I got a great buy on the beach ball at CheapMart for 39 cents 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2238 Honey, Relax!!!! Size Does Not Matter!!!! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2239 What's nice is that it scales. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2240 Where's the kiddie pool? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2241 You needed to come a little earlier. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2242 ROYGBIV is rolling over in his grave right now. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2243 Wow. He nailed that landing. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2244 Let me guess--you invited the Gullivers. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2245 I guess I overdid the Miracle-Gro 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2246 Blow up toys should be prohibited in the pool ! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2247 It's called a pool ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2248 Summers have really been getting more extreme since we pulled out of the Paris Agreement. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2249 No, 'BYOB' meant 'bottle'. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2250 Just drop that off next to the other gifts. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2251 It just started yelling, "Everybody out!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2252 everybody under 20 feet in diameter out of the pool for 15 minutes. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2253 Why does Fred always have to one up me? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2254 They have to take it away. See, the colors are mine. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2255 Have you seen the lifeguard since he dove in to remove the balloon? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2256 Diorama drama 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2257 I know, it does look like a beach ball, doesn't it? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2258 Everyone kept saying "just let that sink in" and now it's stuck. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2259 U.S. Army Amphibious Air Ballon Division 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2260 It's okay, Gerald. Size isn't everything. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2261 Ah well, I see the Jones are here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2262 Our town's really embraced the fracking boom. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2263 Marcoooo. . . . . ? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2264 That reminds me the Air Balloon Festival is this weekend. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2265 It was this size before it went into the pool 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2266 You're a bit late with the beach ball - God got here early with his. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2267 I thought it was gonna rain today! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2268 You should see his pool noodle. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2269 It's a metaphor for climate change, Sarah. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2270 I've always told you it was too small Gerald. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2271 Mine is smaller, but it gets the job done. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2272 Yours is just fine dear. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2273 Yeah, but it keeps the kids busy for hours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2274 I wanted a pool, but we're having a ball instead. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2275 ... and you thought you had a big one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2276 It belongs to our next door neighbors who moved here from Three Mile Island. They're big in nuclear energy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2277 You've got a lot of ball, stupid! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2278 Do you want to play with my balls? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2279 Inflation hits us all eventually. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2280 Don't stress about it, Walter. Maybe his hands are smaller than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2281 maybe let's just put put this one down and walk away slowly ... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2282 Jeff Koons autograph. Sorry, he's come and gone. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2283 Harold, we just wanted to inflate the ball, not your ego. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2284 It takes big balls to do that. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2285 Don't make this about you, Jerry! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2286 Glow ball warning! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2287 Honey, we're at Mar-a-Lago and that's the President's beachball. Just relax and wait for him to play golf. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2288 Having a ball? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2289 OSHA 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2290 How was I supposed to know the mother would reject it? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2291 Sales force convention 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2292 Someone accused the pool manager of having small hands 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2293 That's why we forbid beach balls at this Condominium. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2294 Look, Larry, you're blowing this whole thing out of proportion. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2295 It was built in OZ. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2296 US pulls out of climate change accord. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2297 Tell Trump his gift is not wanted here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2298 It's part of my ego inflation therapy. You should try it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2299 It looked smaller on Amazon.com 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2300 Her name is Gloria and this is one of her eggs! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2301 It isn't the radius that matters. It's the bounce. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2302 I distinctly remember telling you to stay out of the souvenir shop. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2303 But it clashes with the political landscape. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2304 A lot of people have big balls now that the Republicans are in power. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2305 Your balls are uneven. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2306 Was this listed in the basic party package? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2307 It's Huuuuuuuuuuge! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2308 I knew there would be a problem when the Home Owner's Association approved "NO SIZE RESTRICTIONS ON INFLATABLE POOL TOYS". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2309 You should have super-sized it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2310 The last item on his bucket list was, "Go cold-air ballooning." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2311 He's overcompensating. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2312 They must have bigger pools in China. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2313 James thought his Giant Peach should recognize Pride Week this year. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2314 I told you we should have built a larger pool 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2315 Well I'll just take my ball and go home if you want to play that game. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2316 You're gonna need bigger balls than that if you want to play here, mister. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2317 I thought you said size didn't matter 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2318 It doesn't matter if it's a big beach ball or small beach ball, there are no trained seals in the pool! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2319 I agree. The inflation rate is troubling. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2320 Inflation, they tell me. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2321 I wanted mine to see what can happen when you reach your full pooltential. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2322 What if I told you I have a pen? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2323 Honey, don't worry - size doesn't matter. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2324 I still haven't got a hang of the metric system yet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2325 It's cuter than our current planet and it's all plastic! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2326 I don't care if they gave you a 2-for-1 special. Get rid of it! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2327 Go ahead, throw the other one in there....I dare you 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2328 Yes, I had heard that the owner of this resort had big balls. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2329 In pool, you sink the large colored ball first 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2330 Someone has some serious lung capacity. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2331 That one has sucked all the oxygen out of the pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2332 ...and then the President's beach balll just pushed Everyone else's out of the pool! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2333 Here comes Uncle Louie. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2334 I just want you to know that I had nothing to do with that. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2335 Be careful - that's how I started. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2336 Well, he really outdid you this time. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2337 There's only room for one person to play at a time. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2338 I thought it would save on our water bills. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2339 Think about it Marion, who is the biggest blowhard that we know! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2340 I'm downsizing. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2341 It was working on it's circumference all winter. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2342 Jesus, Stan. You can't even measure up in my acid trips! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2343 He's just a ballsy kind of guy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2344 I thought there would be shrinkage. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2345 That beach ball must be Isaac Mizrahi's. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2346 Face it! You're no longer the main attraction. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2347 So I've heard... but sometimes the game matters more than the equipment. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2348 It's the annual Gay Ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2349 No really, yours is the biggest I've ever seen. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2350 Costco beach balls only come in Extra Large. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2351 You'll have to wait until they're done fumigating. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2352 OMG, some joker put Viagra in the pool! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2353 Well, they said if we came by we'd have a ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2354 Feeling inadequate Harvey? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2355 Guess who's ball that is. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2356 I KNOW that his is bigger than mine - but what can you do with it? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2357 Really, size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2358 Has anyone seen my volleyball? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2359 Look-it's hatching babies in there! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2360 Sorry, only one beach ball allowed in the pool at a time. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2361 I still don't think this "color" thing will catch on. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2362 Don't worry, it's a myth that size matters. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2363 It was here last week too. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2364 Got a needle? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2365 Thanks, but all the kids are already covered. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2366 ... and one for the kiddie pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2367 I have to resort to extreme measures to get the kids to come play outside. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2368 Way Back When: Gene Pool, Now: Tent of Diversity 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2369 So I wouldn't lose it. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2370 It's a bigly beach ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2371 No thank you. We've had our fill of a splash of color. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2372 His is bigger than yours. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2373 If you bounce it, they will come. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2374 But you always said size doesn't matter? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2375 Is yours absorbent ? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2376 Quick—pop this. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2377 It's that Jones kid again 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2378 Did you bring the pin? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2379 It's supposed to get rid of termites for good. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2380 Donald gave it to me. Isn't it HUGE. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2381 June is busting out all over! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2382 An unintended consequence of beach ball deregulation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2383 And you think you've got balls 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2384 Admit it! You have ball envy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2385 His birth mom came looking for him. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2386 We found it in the trash bin right outside of the Maralago Resort. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2387 This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2388 It looks like the lifeguards are on a break now. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2389 That of my husband is bigger. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2390 "Where's all the children?" [implying that the beach ball ate them] 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2391 Your ball is beautiful and perfectly adequate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2392 Waiting for divers to locate the balloon's black box. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2393 It was on sale at Costco. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2394 You'll have to appeal to the Pool Board to get the rules about ball size changed. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2395 We're gonna need a bigger lawn chair. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2396 You've really become inflated with pride ever since joining this country club. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2397 Oh stop being sensative. This is not about his ego. "Biggest Beach Ball Party of the Year", the invite said. Besides, your ball is cuter and more cuddly. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2398 The big one is being developed for Sergy Brin to bring the beach experience to landlocked nations. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2399 This is not the first time that size has made me feel inferior at the pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2400 So I said, "Congratulations. Your ball is the biggest, the best! Now can the rest of us take a swim?" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2401 Trump's here isn't he? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2402 Whatever you do, don't call him a big baby. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2403 My left ball is swollen. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2404 It's been four hours. We better call somebody. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2405 I see AC/DC is already here. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2406 My god, that kid was big. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2407 Kids usually play that game on land, right? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2408 You're gonna need a bigger swimmin' pool. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2409 I'm sorry Bill but I met someone who's more liberal. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2410 Something pointy and sharp...a pin...an ice pick? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2411 Has anyone seen Jenn? Or Allie? Or Tyler? Or the twins? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2412 Out-doing the neighbours is now a whole new ball game. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2413 I hate it when Donald brings his beach ball to the pool! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2414 Didn't anyone tell you that no one actually goes into the pool at pool parties anymore? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2415 Lots of things are overinflated here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2416 Pool toys are not the path to greatness, dear. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2417 Yes we've all seen the new just add water beach balls. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2418 Everyone knows he's full of hot air. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2419 Yeah it was the brilliant idea of one of these whiz kid Internet start- up billionaires 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2420 It's as much a mystery to me as it is to you. Down at the lab they're calling it 'color'. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2421 Looks like the Brobdingnagians are warming up for their water polo match against your team, Lilli. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2422 It's been adjusted for inflation. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2423 That beach ball calls itself Donald. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2424 He hasn't stayed at his grade level since he dropped out of school. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2425 We like things HUUUUGGGE here at Mar a Largo 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2426 I told you they're Type As, Ralph. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2427 Well, at least we'll have a colorful story to tell when we get back from vacation. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2428 See, Paula, some things can be too big. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2429 It looked smaller before I blew it up. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2430 First time at Mar-a-Lago? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2431 So I see you're a fan. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2432 Godzilla beat you to it, Dear. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2433 We need a bigger pool! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2434 Of course she is proud of you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2435 Whatever happened to, `Stay in your lane?' 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2436 I just don't know why they have to supersize everything. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2437 Beachball meets keeping up with the Joneses! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2438 Since the club joined Swim-Exit, we've saved so much on paying lifeguards. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2439 I feel so inadequate around this place. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2440 The gods must be jealous. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2441 Don't get a complex, it's how you use that matters. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2442 Mine's a grower. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2443 You should see the Magic Grow Monster that came with it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2444 His ball always has to be the biggest. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2445 I've got a mop bucket we could toss this around in. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2446 And this is why you should always get the hormone free helium. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2447 Marvin, 'just add water' is not ok in this case. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2448 I understand your new boyfriend is a water conservationist. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2449 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the ball of an Englishman. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2450 I wish he'd take his ball and go home. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2451 And just as he made his first departure from his secret underground evil lair, to wreck havoc over the land, the much feared "Balloonist of Italy" immediately regretted both the placement of the escape hatch and the colors of his balloon canopy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2452 This is the worst circus I've ever been to. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2453 I think we should bounce. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2454 He has this idea Mummy always loved me best. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2455 But what did the instructions say after "just add water"? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2456 The large size was already sold. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2457 I think I found it's mama! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2458 That's all right. After blowing up the beach ball, we're all too tired to swim anyway. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2459 In fairness, it was meant for a bigger pool. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2460 It said, "just add water?" 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2461 I think it's a tax dodge. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2462 Stan, please, don't let this be a reflection on who you are as a person. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2463 Texans have bigger balls. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2464 It's not the size -- it's what you do with it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2465 They said I could leave it there until free swim is over. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2466 We Gays are really competitve 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2467 Don't worry Mary, we can play with this one! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2468 Hey! Life's a beach ball and then you die. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2469 Please keep it out of the water. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2470 I'm gonna blow up big someday. You just wait. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2471 Do YOU want to be the one who tells him he can't play with that here? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2472 I guess my ball is a contender for second place. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2473 They were so happy to be in the high disk pool. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2474 Amazingly, it reduces water usage by nearly 90%! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2475 I told you the mother would come after it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2476 What now? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2477 I see the president has already arrived. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2478 Texan Poolparty 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2479 Our neighbors have one that covers the complete Pacific Ocean. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2480 And we use a lot less chemicals now! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2481 We installed it during the drought and we've kept it because our neighbors hate it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2482 You'll just have to find another place to play. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2483 OMG! Are you THE ROYGBIV? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2484 We thought he was a stray, but his mom followed us back from the beach. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2485 What's really huge is the fact that it's in color! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2486 I thought size didn't matter with you..... 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2487 Well, they did say the party would be a ball. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2488 Nice ball! You don't have to blow that one up. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2489 He should get that checked out. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2490 I keep telling yoh size doesn't matter. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2491 We put in chlorine for the pH and Vitamin Water for the lap swimming. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2492 Did you get that from Dodger Stadium? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2493 Mine is for the kiddies' pool. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2494 It's OK, no one can hurt us if Pride is surrounded by cis people! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2495 You'd think the Big Kids Camp would at least have the decency to clean things up when they leave. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2496 Always read the fine print before ordering online. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2497 It's disrupting the beach ball business. We're funding it on Indiegogo. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2498 It only has from 3:00 to 3:30, then it has to get out. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2499 I'm sorry, but I like that black guy's ball better. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2500 Gender is like size; it doesn't matter. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2501 Why does Phileas Fogg always have to hog the pool? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2502 Those Boulder kids are hotboxing a parachute again. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2503 It's been on a high protein diet. Now it's trying to cleanse. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2504 It's a metaphoric example of inflation ruining my vacation. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2505 It's an intervention honey, nobody wanted to take your ball away. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2506 The cartoonist got carried away with his new set of colored pencils! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2507 Your beach ball looks exactly like our hot air balloon. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2508 "our host's ego is a bit overinflated." Sign of the times. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2509 Have you met the baby? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2510 He makes me hold him every time his mother's in the pool. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2511 That's one yuge beachball. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2512 There is nothing in the CC&Rs about ball sizes. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2513 Aargh! Shiver me timbers. Who ordered the foul anchor aweigh with sea weed on the side? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2514 It's a maternity beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2515 Thanks, but our beach ball doubles as a trampoline. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2516 I hope it's not contagious? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2517 It's Gay Pride Week. Want to play catch? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2518 The Gay Memorial is finally before us." The "New Yorker" doesn't know good humor. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2519 Our son Gulliver keeps bringing back souvenirs. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2520 It belongs to that big kid down the street. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2521 It's called The White House Swim Cap. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2522 How about a quickie bubble bath? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2523 It's adult hour. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2524 I'll see you at home. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2525 Trump must be visiting. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2526 Jell-o surprise? You were supposed to bring dinner rolls. Everybody brought Jello-o surprise. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2527 You could take it as a statement on man's inhumanity to man, or you could take it as a big beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2528 I hear those landings can be tricky. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2529 I guess his was bigger than mine! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2530 Finally! An example where bigger isn't always better. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2531 Some people have it b'all! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2532 I guess always assumed the whole "everything's bigger in Texas" business was just something people said. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2533 Which ball is bigger, the one in the pool, or the one in my hands? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2534 Roy G Biv left it here. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2535 Yes, Fred. Size matters. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2536 I think they've gone over the top! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2537 I hope Frank realizes that this means war. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2538 Donald again. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2539 I told you it'a an adult pool party. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2540 Our party believes in rising sea levels. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2541 Welcome, but we have the competitive advantage. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2542 Put down the baby and slowly back away... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2543 You will always be a big baller in my book Stanley. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2544 So based on the model here, I asked if they could go "all out." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2545 LOL tiny beachball you suck GTFO. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2546 He said no pools would be great again, then stormed out crying, "That's MY wall and MY HUUUGE ball!" 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2547 You're not supposed to feed the birds. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2548 Looks like President Trump is arriving. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2549 Well honey, yes, it is really quite impressive but you know I love you for your personality. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2550 It’s just their way of saying their pool is bigger than ours. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2551 Told you he was going to one-up me again. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2552 The BFG checked in yesterday. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2553 His is bigger than mine. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2554 Are you sure it's fully inflated? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2555 He's a bit conscienteous about his weight... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2556 Huge is always better. Right? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2557 And this is my traditional beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2558 They're conserving water because of the drought. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2559 Remember, big is not necessarily better. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2560 I dunno, all I said was "where's our other beach ball". 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2561 It's a gender-neutral pool...on a don't ask, don't tell basis. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2562 Alright children let go of the parachute 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2563 Yeah. Better for the beach I'll admit. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2564 His parents just divorced 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2565 This is the son of a beach ball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2566 When they said giants of water polo, they weren't kidding. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2567 Anyone have a pin. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2568 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2569 It is the gay Heaven's Gate for the Trumpian age! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2570 Story of my life.... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2571 He's the head of the Compensation Committee. What did you expect? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2572 This "bigger is better" thing has gotten out of control. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2573 Mine's bigger than his 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2574 I warned you about vacationing near Mar-a-Lago. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2575 It's an ICBM, but we're supposed to pretend we don't know . . . 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2576 I thought we were supposed to bring our own. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2577 You try saying no to a baby asking for the biggest beachball, the best beachball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2578 All I know is, this one's mine. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2579 Swell party! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2580 Don't you understand why the sign says no toys in the pool? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2581 You told me that they only stock the small size!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2582 You're holding the proper size - what the hell is that about? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2583 I forgot to adjust for inflation. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2584 And they said there would never be another loose seal ball... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2585 You can have too much of a good thing. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2586 I shoulda known from your scale model that it would clash with the background. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2587 You just have to accept that others may have bigger balls than you. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2588 It came with the pool 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2589 You got it wet? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2590 It's time to take your ball and go home. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2591 When the drought is over, we'll go back to this one. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2592 I should warn you, it gets jealous. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2593 I was afraid that our respective definitions of "big" was going to be cause for disappointment. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2594 It's Jeff Koons's place, why? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2595 The Bunyan always have to one up us at the Community pool party! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2596 Seems like inflation is affecting everything around here. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2597 I told you it would swell if you put it in water 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2598 Talk about an inflated ego. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2599 Tenting the pool, I love it! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2600 I know in the past I've said it doesn't, but in this case, size matters. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2601 downsizing has been especially hard on the children. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2602 Told ya' so, the biggest ball wins 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2603 Okay, sometimes size does matter. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2604 I think you'll find mine to be perfectly adequate. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2605 Stripes always make things look bigger than they are. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2606 Do you have to blow everything out of proportion? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2607 I told you, all those veggies gives me gas! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2608 What did you think it meant by, "Beach ball Pool Party" ? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2609 Let's make the pool great again! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2610 OK who's the wise guy that yelled play ball? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2611 I long for the old B&W world. Color is so brash. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2612 Living in Calabassas, there's always a chance the Kardashian pool toys can blow over into our yard. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2613 I hear there's a pool somewhere UNDER the rainbow! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2614 The Johnsons went to Costco. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2615 You were supposed to fill it with sand first! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2616 Do you hear footsteps? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2617 United States got some good weed since it's legal now,DO you see a giant beach ball in the pool dude. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2618 So, why are all the houses white? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2619 Jim, it's over between us. I wrote it off to bad luck for years but there's no denying it now. You are, literally, a "loser." 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2620 I told you yours was too small 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2621 Take this precious seed and go forth to find more hosts. Soon, all of Brentwood will know the wonders of Lord P'ool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2622 ...and we cut costs a lot by not having to pay for a lifeguard! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2623 Archimedes' principle? Never heard of it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2624 You thought this was a Skittles commercial?! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2625 Don't pop it! It's an Oldenburg. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2626 Did anybody at least try to save the hot air balloonists? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2627 ...you should have seen their Christmas present. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2628 Is Michael Janet's son? That's the only thing that would explain why you endorsed such a particularly, even for you, lame cartoon. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2629 Size doesn't matter, right? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2630 Simple. 14 million PSI, that's how. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2631 Dad's keeping the unicorn tea party under wraps. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2632 I hope no one notices that I didn't clean the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2633 I guess that explains the warning label. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2634 What is the President's beach ball doing in our pool? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2635 You'll have a ball! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2636 The last thing you want on vacation is having to address the beachball in the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2637 I guess Godzilla forgot to RSVP. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2638 The owners, Pinkie and Pookie, are obsessed with big balls. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2639 It's our host's. He has really big hands. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2640 We're just waiting till his bubbles stop coming up. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2641 Is it a watered down version , or just another trial balloon ? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2642 This is why daddy blows it up. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2643 Honey, I blew up the beach ball 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2644 My heart may be saying, 'Be inclusive,' but my head's already drafted a strongly-worded two-page letter to the club steward. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2645 Contrary to popular belief Harold, size doesn't matter. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2646 So, then, I guess you never watched "The Prisoner." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2647 Pool Party at Jeff Koon's home. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2648 Definitely ballsy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2649 "There is room for only one ball in the pool today". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2650 I don't care if everyone is doing it-- I still think watching the bug-zapper lights are more fun. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2651 It is the only way we can meet California water regulations. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2652 Greece suffers so from hyperinflation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2653 Like I said, absolutely no problem with any LGBT members using our pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2654 Sam was stricken with beach ball envy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2655 Everyone's having a ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2656 They're having a ball in the pool. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2657 for goodness sake, will you get rid of that ridiculous toy? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2658 Listen, I think you've got this whole beach ball thing blown out of all proportion 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2659 Now that I'm the president of this swim club, I say my balloon is bigger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2660 It's really not the size that matters... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2661 When did they take the "Trump" sign down? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2662 It's been a godsend for our liability premiums. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2663 We work hard, we play hard. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2664 There're going to have a problem reigniting the burner. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2665 Now, midshipman, for your lesson in longitude. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2666 If you think that's big wait till you see the umbrella. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2667 Relax, Hal. Anyone with an inflatable ball that big has to be compensating for something. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2668 Ok, now the gay agenda went too far. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2669 I don't care what the Fed says. I'm worried about inflation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2670 It's just how I roll. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2671 Uh ... no. It's actually a camouflaged radar installation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2672 Mine's bigger than yours. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2673 The Rodgers' kids always have to have bigger and better. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2674 Seriously? The whole pool is betting against you. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2675 Your proportionality subtly rebukes the grandiosity of our hosts. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2676 "A Shrink Ray! I asked you to invent a Shrink Ray!" Professor Paulson can never seem to please his girlfriend. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2677 I prefer the original. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2678 Color me as surprised as you are. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2679 It's not a beach ball. I know it looks like one. You've got to expand your understanding of art and form if you are going to live here in Short Hills. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2680 This sphere campaign must end. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2681 There's a gym class under there but we should probably check on them... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2682 Those martians are such show offs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2683 That explains why the all the roofs are wet. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2684 Be patient! The Jolly Green Giant is still practicing 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2685 So sorry but we only allow one beach ball in the pool at a time. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2686 Yes, I do have strong lungs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2687 Let's make beach balls small again. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2688 We are trying to save on water. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2689 I'm sorry, that opening has already been filled. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2690 The neighbors always have to show off 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2691 Too late Trump is here. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2692 This way we don't have to hire a life guard. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2693 You blow everything out of proportion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2694 It's a ball having a pool, isn't it? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2695 I'm afraid you brought a knife to a gunfight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2696 You didn't say "when." 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2697 I think they blew too much! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2698 Definitely a big ball day. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2699 Borrowed it from the Trump Tower pool, didn't you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2700 No, I have my ball right here 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2701 Covfefe? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2702 And remember, never feed it after midnight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2703 It feeds on agents. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2704 I think that ball is too big. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2705 That will be nice for the kids pool 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2706 When I placed the order, I thought we were talking about centimeters. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2707 I swear, it said 'add water'. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2708 Wow... colour in a New Yorker Caption Contest drawing. Recently, nothing seems the same anymore. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2709 You'll never change. This sibling rivalry has to stop. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2710 Sometimes, size matters. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2711 Trump's rules, honey. Marco Solo. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2712 "I think this should put an end to that Marco Polo crap". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2713 Honey, I'd love to float our beach-ball in thiepool, but first we'll have to get someone to clear the pool. All it takes is one prick! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2714 I knew George was insecure in a bathing suit, but this is over-compensating. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2715 Jimmy Jr's science project this summer is to show the link between the bending colors of light and the big bang theory. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2716 Who invited the President? Doesn't Trump's know that balloon won't rise his approval rating anymore then James Comey wanted to? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2717 And you have penis envy too? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2718 turn the pool heater down! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2719 Infiltration is out of control again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2720 Stick it with a pin before anyone notices. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2721 The Browns always have to outdo everyone. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2722 They don’t usually allow color in cartoons, but they’ll make an exception for a beach ball. However, that one isn’t big enough. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2723 You're still my number one. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2724 Still cleaning up from that goddamned Jimmy Buffet concert. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2725 I'm sorry, but this club only allows the biggest balls into the pool. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2726 Flipper always wants the biggest ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2727 I guess that "big" is a relative term. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2728 I just hate it when his Mom shows up announced. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2729 Yeah, and he has a ego to match. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2730 lgbt right in our backyard 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2731 Tom Brady's pool parties suck. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2732 I think the LSD is working. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2733 I want to see how it works on my sea monkeys. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2734 It was supposed to be delivered to Mar-a-Lago. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2735 Sorry, we have a new pool game called Covfefe. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2736 Put it down... gently... and back away. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2737 Gulliver left it behind. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2738 The game consists in talking about anything else. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2739 What separates the men from the boys is the size of their toys. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2740 I told you BYOB doesn't mean: Bring Your Own Ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2741 They keep it around to remind them of Clifford. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2742 It's supposed to have an SPF of 1000! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2743 Just extend your diaphragm a little bit more. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2744 We save water but it tends to clog-up the filter intake. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2745 poolitically correct 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2746 I just had to help with water conservation in California, besides it glows in the Dark! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2747 See Bob? I told you there IS such a thing as too big. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2748 Lawyers for the club listed the children as pests so they tented the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2749 For a hostess gift it's pretty damn passive-aggressive. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2750 It's the mother ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2751 I told you his was bigger than yours. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2752 I thought you said he wasn't coming... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2753 Gay pride really has blown up since last summer. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2754 It's not about the size, dear. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2755 I think the pool might be overcompensating. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2756 His is bigger than yours. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2757 Go ask Alice. I think she'll know. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2758 I see the story about your balls was both colored and inflated. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2759 Do you think anyone would notice if we traded beachballs? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2760 Darling, don't you know that bigger is always better? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2761 Runaway inflation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2762 Don’t take it personally: It’s Jeff’s. He has to show everyone how much bigger his pool is. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2763 You must be looking for the humdrum pool party down the street. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2764 I like him more, because, you know, his is bigger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2765 You just soak it in water all night 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2766 This is what happens when you defund Planned Parenthood! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2767 The ad said it would eliminate dog hair in the skimmers. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2768 That Trump, he always has to have the best and biggest. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2769 It's Jerry Brown's idea for a drought-proof pool that's also very safe. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2770 I'm all about fun in proper proportion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2771 It's a boy! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2772 That balloon nailed the landing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2773 It's puffed up with pride! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2774 I hate to burst your bubble, but I have to burst your bubble. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2775 I thought Gulliver had been banned from the pool for doing cannonballs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2776 Is this what he meant by 'covfefe'? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2777 Oh just take your ball and go home already. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2778 I can't wait for the pool to finish loading... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2779 But it's symbolic. Of climate change. Fine, I'll take it down. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2780 I can't dive in to an ego this size! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2781 Stop worrying Harold. I told you, they don't normally get that big. That one ate a piece of Donald Trump's ego. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2782 Our water bill is less but inflation is killing us. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2783 Wondering if anyone has seen a giant beach ball? It looks like the one I'm holding. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2784 I guess your not the only one who thought it would be clever to bring a beach ball to the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2785 Don't worry hon, size isn't everything. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2786 And you must be the proud father. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2787 Yeah, new condo policy allows for only one beach ball in the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2788 Undercompensating? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2789 Yes, his IS bigger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2790 This little guy is the pick of the litter. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2791 You're right - yours is bigger. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2792 Don't you think this super-size craze has gone a little too far? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2793 No, I asked you to bring the noodle... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2794 The plumber is coming to check the hook-up. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2795 I see Ted and Millie have arrived in their balloon. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2796 LGBT Pool Party! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2797 Problem solved, we can have fun just being around each other ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2798 One of my balls is bigger than the other, but it has never been an issue before. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2799 Roberts in Unit 6 is such a showoff. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2800 Not funny, Dad. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2801 It's like throwing your dinner jacket over the chait and then going to the bar. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2802 It's by far the safest pool toy 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2803 OMG, we had one just like that before we upgraded ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2804 Like I said, bigger isn't necessarily better. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2805 I told you there would be a beach ball here to play with. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2806 Ma'am, is this your child? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2807 Keep that away from the kiddie pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2808 I'm not sure whether to call you and your ball a failure, a disappointment, or both. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2809 Despite what superlative-wielding Donald says, bigger is not always better. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2810 Turns out it was pregnant. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2811 Every night, Juan had the same nightmare. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2812 Looks like you left your ego in the swimming pool. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2813 Remember that safety pin in my suit that you said looked tacky - 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2814 I see you've got a little one! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2815 You might as well take your ball and go home. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2816 That Trump kid brought it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2817 Let's bounce. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2818 Well now I see what you meant, but YOU should have been more specific when you asked me to get a pool size ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2819 We already have all the orb we can handle, Gerald. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2820 Be careful with it, the water's got steroids. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2821 I guess some people go big and go home. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2822 I blame low interest rates. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2823 Well, in theory, the bigger the better. Yes. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2824 My big wife and I have the same tastes. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2825 It beached itself. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2826 We just realized we had to downsize the ball, too. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2827 It's the "bubble boy's" time in the pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2828 Well, he did say he has beach balls ... the very best beach balls. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2829 I don't think this is really about the beachball anymore 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2830 Can you do that to my bank account? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2831 This one's for a much smaller swimming pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2832 What a coincidence! Your new beach ball and the new hot air balloon that just arrived are a color match. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2833 No lifeguards on duty 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2834 Now that's a giant covfefe. Huge. Bigly. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2835 Flint should be very proud of this new pool. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2836 No, we're not in the Sunday funnies; the adult coloring craze has hit The New Yorker. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2837 I'm hoping the owner doesn't think we took it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2838 Do you think the guests noticed our water levels were down this year? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2839 We need to get momma ball out of the pool. Call the bouncer. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2840 I told you not to bring that to Mar-A-Lago. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2841 I knew I should've left it alone. The mama ball is never far behind. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2842 See, dear, I told you it's possible to be too big. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2843 It's a combination of drought measures and gay rights initiative. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2844 Looks like there's a storm brewing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2845 This summer we're letting the Joneses keep up with us. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2846 Stop whining, size doesn't matter. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2847 You didn't wait 30 minutes, did you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2848 Beach balls are big this year. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2849 All right, the truth...Size matters. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2850 I wish he'd take his ball and go home. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2851 Color commentator is a 24/7 job. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2852 Point: Jones's 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2853 Pride week is getting out of hand. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2854 I’m pretty sure the one in the pool is our ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2855 Today is for the older children. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2856 Air costs less than water. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2857 Guess who got here first. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2858 Seems they had a big blow-up. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2859 He says he's Neo-Christo. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2860 I'm not faulting Trump's plan for economic growth but... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2861 You've got balls taking over the entire pool! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2862 Cinderella left the 'ball'. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2863 Increaseage? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2864 ...the balls on this guy.... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2865 It's not you, it's my projectile dysfunction. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2866 It's called a "group fart!" 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2867 Can you tell we are an all-inclusive country club? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2868 Usually the water makes it shrink 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2869 The package did say not to get it wet. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2870 You're blowing this all out of proportion. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2871 It is the LGBTQ community's turn for pool time. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2872 Oh so that's feet... what's the symbol for inches? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2873 The shopkeeper told us, "Don't play with them after midnight and never, ever let them get wet." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2874 The amazing technicolor dream vacay zone! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2875 Honey, some balls are just bigger than others, 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2876 He calls it Hockney Christo fusion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2877 I'm looking for the ball boy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2878 You told me one ball was bigger than the other but I had no idea this is what you meant. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2879 It went in too soon after eating. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2880 An "in-your-face" response to the lifeguards' strike. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2881 Larry's demonstrating hyperinflation. Come back tomorrow--he's going to show us "a run on the banks." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2882 Tell Goliath we found his beach ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2883 better'n a whale 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2884 I'm an aerobics instructor. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2885 8-12 Open Swim 12-2 Beach Ball Swim 2-6 Open Swim 6-7 Adult Swim 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2886 Cute, but size matters. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2887 We have one special Mar-a-Largo member who likes to remind us of his remarkably "huge" ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2888 Someone's got a bigger balloon than mine. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2889 Don't worry we might have inflated it too much but there should be some space in the corners. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2890 I think you need a bigger pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2891 I told you there'd be trouble if you let him out last night. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2892 I told you this club was getting too crowded. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2893 If I told you once I told you a hundred times, don't feed it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2894 Charles dear, I didn't mean it last night; you are very long-winded darling, now will you please resurface? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2895 The redesign will have to consider osmosis 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2896 In protest, the pool went global 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2897 I bought it i a set from Costco. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2898 Apparently, it was designed by a Dr. Suess. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2899 It's a huge, beautiful BALL... and guess what? The department of Tourism for Mexico paid for it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2900 And YOU think YOU'RE retaining water. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2901 Since when did 'size' become free speech? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2902 You oughta see his ego. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2903 Be the ball, Harry. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2904 Would you like to see my Sponge Balls? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2905 Lifeguard's on a lunch break 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2906 I just think it's been blown out of all proportion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2907 They got it at COSTCO 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2908 Harold, we're an isolated community here and the ideas of one-upsmanship and "so yesterday" just keep us alive. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2909 I warned you that Joe is super competitive. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2910 I guess he blew it harder. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2911 It was such a nice parachute landing that we decided to keep it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2912 Overinflate-gate. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2913 Someone from the White House dropped it off a little while ago. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2914 'You do know the $100 fee is non-refundable, right?' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2915 Oh thanks! For some reason, the one Kurt brought doesn't float. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2916 I hate it when Paul Bunyan comes here the same week as me... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2917 The idea is to lure it out to the hot tub with this cute little sex toy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2918 Everyone knows he used an electric air pump to inflate his 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2919 Those darned Orcs are trying to fly their hot air balloon again. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2920 You had it set to W for Wumbo. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2921 We built the pool around it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2922 I'm just minding him during adult swim. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2923 You can dive for the ball or into it. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2924 At this point I think you may be filled with more hot air than the balloon 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2925 Are you the new life guard? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2926 That's my ball, yours is in the pool 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2927 You've either got to get a bigger pool or a smaller beach ball. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2928 It's all about the Rainbow Coalition these days ... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2929 Some people just don't know when to stop blowing things up. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2930 We built it to protect the kids from the sun. Then we drained the water to protect them from drowning. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2931 Inclusion gone amok..... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2932 Nice try, Glenn! Did you forget that real artists are insufferable snobs that don't like to swim? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2933 Should we address the ball in the pool? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2934 You're projecting again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2935 Everything's a measuring contest with this guy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2936 'I've never heard of a pool shrinking.' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2937 This is a beach ball. Over there is the worst hot-air balloon landing ever. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2938 Wanna trade? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2939 How many people did it take to inflate it, because mine took one person, Nancy, me! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2940 I think your prototype pool pee detector needs a little work. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2941 Did it say 'beach ball' on the tag? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2942 I thought you said that size didn't matter. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2943 I guess vaccinations really DO work. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2944 The instructions say to just add water. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2945 "And you thought I had a big snow cone! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2946 I'm not saying I'm better than you; I'm just saying my beach ball makes you look small and stupid. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2947 When he said "We'll have a ball!" I guess I should have taken him literally. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2948 Put the baby down. Gently. And walk away slowly. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2949 This one is a small. That one was an extra large. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2950 It's the thought that counts, Herb. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2951 Have you seen Harry lately? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2952 Now, Albert,don't start up with that size thing again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2953 I don't know. All I did was rub it and say 'abracadabra,' and look what happened. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2954 I don't think the ones that expand when exposed to water are going to work out so well after all. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2955 Did you know it could expand in water? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2956 Trump's in the pool 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2957 Now you know the secret womankind has kept quiet for centuries: size does matter. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
2958 His ball Trump's mine! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
2959 When shopping online for things that come in various sizes, always double check. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
2960 It's my boyfriend's. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
2961 Of course it's Donald. Who else needs a ball that big? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
2962 Call it natural selection, but we haven't seen too many like yours, after we got the big balls in the gene pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
2963 So, you mean to tell me that Mankoff left and NOW we go to color?!! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
2964 Please tell your friend he needs to go on a diet. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
2965 There's a lot of social pressure in this community, but in the pool it's particularly in tents. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2966 He said, Mrs. Robinson was expecting something better of him. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2967 Some say he's still blowing down there. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2968 Stuck the landing! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2969 Another silo test? How many stars did this resort have? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2970 I've heard about "Keeping up with the Joneses" but this is ridiculous! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2971 This one is for the kiddy pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2972 It's always nice to meet a fellow Jeff Koons collector. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2973 Sorry, but he's got the ball of my dreams. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2974 I told you not to invite Paul Bunyan. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2975 Look! It's having babies! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2976 Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the Joneses. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2977 I know, honey, but there was free shipping. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2978 Mine is a beach ball, yours is a beached ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2979 Looks like someone went off the deep end. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2980 I just woke up one day and realized that there was more to life than just having the biggest swimming pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2981 I thought the drought was over? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2982 Sorry John but Richard's is always bigger. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2983 It's an anti-sunburn pool!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2984 Not that I was comparing. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2985 Is Christo here yet? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2986 The balloon ride was for the LGTB community. He nailed the landing at our swimming pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2987 You should see what he does for Macy's at Thanksgiving. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2988 We wanted Pride float in the parade and I needed to test it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2989 So I said, "Why don't you take your ball and go home." And he said, "It's not my ball!" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2990 I told you his beach ball was bigger! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2991 Hey, have you seen my other one I brought? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2992 Just being colorful isn't enough anymore. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2993 I guess it's "adult swim" time! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2994 Boy, that guy has an inflated ego! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2995 And so as the hot air balloon ascends inconspicuosly from the depths of the real world below, Harvey shows off his archeological nugget. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2996 At this club it's not just the egos that are overinflated. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2997 Is anyone inside? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2998 Is this the best the new editor can do with color? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
2999 We're in Texas. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3000 Really? It only comes in two sizes! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3001 I didn't know inflation rates were this high. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3002 I swear I won't overinflate this one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3003 I don't want to deflate your ego but..... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3004 I think I have beach ball envy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3005 We beached the ball 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3006 Don't worry, there's always shrinkage when you get out of the pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3007 I don't know where to put this one. The instructions said "just add water." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3008 Mr. Ball has since been uninvited from adult swim 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3009 Talk about balls! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3010 Well, once again you've upstaged me. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3011 Poor, Poor 'Dullard Dan' can't outshine a beach ball; verbally abusive, Danny; the luminosity of a plastic ball outshines you, you dolt. Sweet dreams, Danny! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3012 This used to be the sign of my favorite day in physical education. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3013 Scott just got a new air compressor. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3014 Instant pool. Remove cap. Add water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3015 Oh, that one in there? It's young Donald's. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3016 Darn--Trump got here first. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3017 I do care for you, Bill, but John's is much bigger than yours. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3018 Do you still think bigger is better? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3019 As ye sow, so shall ye reap. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3020 I warned you not to inflate it until your Viagra wore off. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3021 The boy with the orange tan kept saying 'covfefe covfefe covfefe'. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3022 That one belongs to the Joneses 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3023 She invited Fafner and Fasolt to the pool party. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3024 I plan to raise him as my own. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3025 I'm the caption of the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3026 I thought, beachballs for Thursday book club would confuse those damned Solzhenitsyn advocates with all those Gulag metaphors. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3027 Todd just realized that the grass truly is greener on the other side. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3028 Here is real economic growth!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3029 Pool ball should be smaller than a beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3030 ...we can't win, honey. Last time we brought him fresh peanuts...he rented an elephant! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3031 I told you they were all puffed up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3032 Show off. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3033 This takes the whole tight Speedos thing to a new level. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3034 That must be the granddaddy of all beach balls. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3035 It only looks big, we built a 'tiny pool' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3036 We've got it covered. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3037 Once his ego deflates we can all have a nice summer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3038 Well, someone fed it after midnight! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3039 Don't be sad Bobby, it's not the size of your ball that counts. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3040 I see Eric was here. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3041 It saves water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3042 They've taken care of the sun problem. They just need to work on the water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3043 It's more of a tax shelter than a really big beach ball, actually. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3044 Planet X in Year 2421 - We can now create our own climate - care to taste the rainbow? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3045 Investing in a pool did little to beat inflation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3046 The Beach Ball always expands to fill the pool available! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3047 It does however, house a family of four that were struggling. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3048 You should not feel self-conscious. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3049 Put that one in the Kiddie pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3050 That's not what's meant by disruptive technology. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3051 The insurance company said we had to do it 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3052 When Donny said his was huge I didn't realize he meant HUGE. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3053 Look honey! The gift shop sells miniatures! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3054 Let's go to Tom Brady's pool party instead. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3055 I found this one in the bathtub. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3056 For the last time, Harold, stop bringing your yeast beach balls to the pool! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3057 I hate keeping up with the Joneses 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3058 His father heard that you ejected him from the baseball field....and he's mad. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3059 The abominable beach bum's back. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3060 Jeez - not another Inflate-gate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3061 Don't worry, honey, size doesn't matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3062 Don't be deceived--bigger is always better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3063 Tell Trump to take his beach ball and go home. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3064 I've heard of big balls, but this is ridiculous! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3065 Nothing is real. The pool, the big beach ball, all fake news. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3066 I guess this means we can't play today, huh? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3067 Someone is doing some serious compensating 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3068 I swear my ball is average sized. That's too big to be useful. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3069 Yes, it saves water but really! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3070 Looks like the 1%'s already been here 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3071 I think we should skip the hot air balloon ride. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3072 On the other hand, shipping was free. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3073 Another season without a single water accident. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3074 I hear the Trump party brought their own ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3075 The ad said 'Expands when submerged in water' but this is ridiculous! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3076 We're trying to conserve water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3077 I'm really starting to hate the new neighbors from Texas 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3078 It's SPF 1,321 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3079 It must be a nudist group. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3080 Our lifeguard is Jeff Koons. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3081 Since we moved to Santa Fe, Jack is really into ballooning. But storing the darn thing is a problem. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3082 Did you see what my new boyfriend brought? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3083 Honey I have made sure, there will be absolutely NO bellyflop competitions today. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3084 Tell me more about this safer chlorine alternative. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3085 That one is this one on steroids. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3086 Sometimes, size matters. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3087 Should have come to Mar-a-Lago a different week, I guess. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3088 YOU'RE envious?! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3089 Yeah, sorry, but, you know, his ball is bigger. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3090 James, where did you get this giant beach ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3091 Is that a new cover up? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3092 Adult swim was getting old. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3093 I can't swim. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3094 Looks like they made their balloon payment. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3095 Apparently the Beano wasn't effective. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3096 Yeah, we just got a membership. Why do you ask? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3097 Didn't say when he'd be back. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3098 There's no such thing as Beach Ball Envy 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3099 Sure, it's a little inconvenient. But they guarantee no termites for three years. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3100 You're the one who insisted on inviting the Gullivers. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3101 The president refuses to believe how big his butt really is. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3102 I told you...that's what happens when you leave my new Sponge Ball in the water for too long. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3103 Yeah, I know. But I got free delivery on Amazon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3104 Have you seen my Hot Air Balloon? Looks like this but bigger. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3105 Gay Pride Week got here first. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3106 Quick! Get rid of the baby ball !!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3107 Going to the pool always makes me feel so inadequate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3108 When he said "make America great again" I expected more than this. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3109 Mar a Lago rules don't allow anyone else in the pool while Donald's there 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3110 Its not about "optics" Fred! It's about swimming in the pool! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3111 ... a new glitch has arisen in apple's urine detection software. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3112 Bob thought he'd make appearance in his cold air balloon this summer 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3113 Aah...another beautiful day at the Monsanto summer picnic...wait till you see the Caprese Salad being served for lunch 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3114 Has the water aerobics class already started? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3115 There's like 50 kids trapped in there. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3116 Looks like we should have gotten here earlier. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3117 There's talk of a bubble. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3118 Barron Trump beat me to the pool again! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3119 It's not the size, it's what you do with it that matters... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3120 This is my last chance to fit in. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3121 It took some time to blow up but we don't have to chase it down the hill. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3122 Now we'll see who's crazy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3123 This little guy is Jake, he's one. The bruiser in the pool is Jerry our oldest. He's 15! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3124 Donald's in the pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3125 Everything about this president is huuuuuge. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3126 We're gonna need a bigger pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3127 I'm taking my ball and going home. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3128 No, Martha! We're through keeping up with the Joneses! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3129 I don't understand why they have to show off so much now that civil unions are legal. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3130 Mr. Trump says you have to wait your turn. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3131 Is Trump visiting again? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3132 "And if you return our satellite, we'll throw in this lovely beachball memento.'' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3133 Shrinkage. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3134 Sure, no more swimming. But at least we have a new metaphor to replace "the elephant in the room." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3135 I am so sorry, we are temporarily out of ballon steroids. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3136 Feeling deflated? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3137 This is Mar-a-Lago. The owner is full of hot air. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3138 Trump always let's you know who's resort you are in. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3139 Somebody always has to ruin it for us rule followers. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3140 Go next door and tell the Gullivers we found their ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3141 Watch out, that liquid will cause inflation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3142 It's not just the egos around here that are inflated. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3143 This hydrophobic t-shirt of mine works great! The water just seems to bounce off of me. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3144 Why do you keep inviting Gulliver to your pool parties? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3145 Do you really think size matters? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3146 Swim at your own risk. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3147 As Harry approached middle age, he struggled with beach ball envy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3148 Lordy, I hope there are tapes. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3149 We have asked little Donny Trump's parents to come and get his beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3150 Couldn't get Mama Duck? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3151 Blow! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3152 Sid's blown everything out of proportion again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3153 It just blew in from Malibu. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3154 I told you this wasn't a BYOB event 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3155 I told you not to get the King Kong size. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3156 It's actually intended to exemplify a new form of idesocratic proletarism. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3157 Cirque du Soleil "O" teams up with Barnum and Bally's Circus. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3158 Would you bring a biscuit to a banquet, Roger? I think not. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3159 I fear, my dear, we joined the wrong club. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3160 Welcome to the Pride Pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3161 Modern art, didn't you know? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3162 I guess only some things are bigger in Texas. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3163 I told you the pump works better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3164 This pool is outrageously too small. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3165 Don't feel inadequate. I love you for you. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3166 Air Force One? You're kidding!" "Yeah, apparently Trump bought this resort on election day. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3167 He flies as he drives... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3168 The lifeguard says it belongs to some guy that calls himself "Big Baller." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3169 I kept telling him that biggest isn't always the best! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3170 Sorry Henry, size matters to me! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3171 It's reserved for the LGBTQ group. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3172 It was a close-out at Kmart 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3173 Elizabeth-June reserves the pool from 4:00 to 4:15 each Tuesday, to work on her 'bend overs.' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3174 I guess this was a bad ideal? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3175 Welcome to Mar a Lago....that's Trump's beachball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3176 It looked smaller on the box. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3177 There's a new alpha male in the neighborhood. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3178 I always loved the parachutes in grade school, so I brought it to the pool for everyone to enjoy! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3179 Well, if it isn't mini-me. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3180 Just between you and me, I would much rather be in than out! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3181 You see, bigger is not always better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3182 We never should have moved to Texas. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3183 Tell Mr. Bunyon to take his ball and go home. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3184 Marco?!...I said Marco! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3185 The kids sure are quiet today. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3186 I like to blow things out of proportion. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3187 I hate when they close the pool for gay nude swim! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3188 Your beach ball is bigger than mine. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3189 I was just following the directions 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3190 Mine's bigger. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3191 I'm sorry Ted, but size matters. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3192 Don't look at the giant beach ball, don't look at the giant beach ball... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3193 President Trump has some mighty big balls. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3194 so it is true, everything really is bigger in Texas 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3195 It's not the size of the ball that counts. It's what you do with it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3196 Don't you think they should add water to the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3197 No matter what I had his was always bigger 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3198 Have you seen Harry? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3199 The End of Swimming 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3200 Just add water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3201 It appears your beach ball has accidentally been exposed to gamma rays. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3202 I didn't think a pool ball would be that much bigger than a beach ball either. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3203 I guess they just kept feeding it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3204 Sorry, but someone much bigger got here before you did. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3205 it's about time they banned super-jumbo beachballs. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3206 What did you think my new compressor was for? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3207 Do you feel anything yet? The guy told me this was good acid, but I don't......Pam, do not turn around...... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3208 I think I'll leave. It said it's coming back to do a cannonball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3209 As usual, Fred didn't get the memo. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3210 Correction... I WAS full of hot air. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3211 And they told me no balls were allowed in he pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3212 Thank God, the elephant has come out of the living room! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3213 I didn't know it was possible, but I have beach ball envy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3214 Harold forgot to turn off the beach ball pump last night 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3215 I thought you said said size didn't matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3216 Give it twenty minutes, it will shrink down to normal size. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3217 I thought you said it shrinks when cold? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3218 So, we're NOT waiting to exhale? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3219 Remember that lot that used to be outside the Scottish Parliament? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3220 'This is the last time we stay at Mar-A-Lago." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3221 Ya, I do have a bit of beach ball envy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3222 Big or small, it's still too garish. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3223 That doesn't look like shrinkage to me! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3224 the last guy that tried to show me his ball drowned. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3225 How long do you think it'll take yonder Mountain Giant to get here to retrieve his beach ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3226 It's Trump's beach ball -- HUGE 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3227 No one told me it was a GMO beach ball before I threw it in the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3228 If we pool our funds at the current rate of inflation, I say beach balls are a keen investment. Let's take the plunge! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3229 Why are we all just hanging out? It's a Trojan Beach Ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3230 His thesis work on the Freudian interpretation of beach accessories is getting to an interesting stage. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3231 Yeah, but that one is full of hot air. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3232 That's exactly why there's no ball-playing at the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3233 So, I guess size does matter after all. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3234 The underwater hot air ballooning club should be out of here in a few minutes. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3235 WHEN HE SAID hE WOULD MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN I NEVER THOUGHT THE CHANGE WOULD BE GLOBAL. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3236 I winter, it sheds its colors and becomes an igloo. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3237 They guaranteed we'd have a ball! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3238 I don't mind. I don't like getting my hair wet at pool parties. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3239 Just place in water," the instructions said, "and watch it grow! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3240 It's a Viagra promo. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3241 My kids took the big ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3242 The brochure said it's an, "All inclusive resort." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3243 Is that the mommy or the daddy? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3244 What are you trying to tell me here Eric? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3245 I told you it was going to be HUUUUGE!!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3246 It's still kind of a "work-in-progress." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3247 apparently North Korea is responsible 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3248 It's the new condo association's idea of enforcing the new rule of only one beach ball allowed in the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3249 Next time I'll leave my Viagra in the room. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3250 Is that his new sequestering strategy? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3251 Now I believe you, everything is bigger in Texas. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3252 I told you not to overinflate it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3253 I thought you said Godzilla was coming." "He's in the bathroom. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3254 When I told you to bring a big beach ball, I didn't mean THAT big! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3255 The oral inflation valve is key. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3256 I've heard size doesn't matter! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3257 Our neighbor, Rainbow the Clown, has this incredible lung capacity. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3258 So how does your self-inflating ball know when to stop? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3259 When I told you to grow some, this was not what I had in mind. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3260 Too much ball or not enough water?? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3261 Anyone have a plunger? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3262 Never fill a pool with club soda! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3263 The Mother of all Beach Balls. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3264 Tell me again, please, size doesn't matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3265 I think there is already one in the pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3266 I bet Bob $20 the community would rise up and take back their pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3267 I want to deflate more than his ego! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3268 Well, yours does seem kind of inadequate now. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3269 I always bring both balls. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3270 the lifeguard said no splashing 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3271 One word: plastics. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3272 I baby-sit beach balls. What do you do? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3273 too tan to die 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3274 The Secret Service says the President wanted to hosie the pool for later. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3275 It's the "Under the Dome" finale. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3276 I just came out of the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3277 Is this the meeting for the Rainbow Coalition? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3278 He was trying to prove he has bigger balls than I do 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3279 Beach ball envy 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3280 "That's what you call a real beach ball!" Joe Pitts, Alexandria, VA 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3281 Welcome to the magical mystery pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3282 You think you have a big beach ball... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3283 Inflation really hit this place hard. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3284 Yeah, people got tired of putting sunscreen on their kids. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3285 We're in trouble if its progenyhope its progeny doesn't get as large. Calling Steve McQueen. Forget the Blob. We're in trouble if its progeny starts to grow. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3286 I see Jeff Koons finally joined. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3287 Party on the outside, real estate on the inside. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3288 Smaller IS better! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3289 Also, your neighbors already brought egg salad. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3290 He says it's a spiritual orb made to look like a beach ball! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3291 Is this the only color in the land? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3292 Didn't the sign out front say 'GMO-free'? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3293 but it doesn't matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3294 It's seasonal hyper-inflation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3295 They expand in water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3296 Have you seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3297 You just have big ball envy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3298 How big I think my ball is; how big my ball really is. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3299 The box said "fun size" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3300 Inflation is inevitable. No exceptions. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3301 But it was only $2 more 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3302 Please stop calling it "Yuuug." It's not funny anymore. Nothing is funny anymore. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3303 These airbags will instantly clear an entire pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3304 Will they take that down for the adult swim?, 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3305 What's surprising is I have really small hands. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3306 She's large and she likes to have fun. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3307 " You said you wanted a ball just big enough for our pool. " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3308 Pool ball... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3309 Son, you're blowing things out of proportion. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3310 When they said inflation was going up, I never thought they meant this. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3311 I told you we should not have moved next to Mar a Lago. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3312 Sometimes size does matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3313 It's Gulliver Day at the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3314 It's designed after Le Corbusier's famous Beach Ball Concept, seldom scene in the United States. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3315 There's always a guy with a bigger one! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3316 It's Trump again! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3317 He's got balls, I'll give him that. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3318 Well Dave, I made a million dollars and I'm a real big baller. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3319 Produced with the best intentions, the Nerf beach ball proved to be a party stopper. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3320 Size does matter, just not how I expected. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3321 Before adopting one, you should check how big it gets when it's all grown up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3322 Welcome back to Kansas! Where's Dorothy? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3323 Richard Branson just dropped in. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3324 Make beach balls great again? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3325 It's all about water conservation. This one's for my tub... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3326 Again, not a good use of condo fees. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3327 Depressed? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3328 It's adult ball only swim until they blow the whistle. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3329 I found this. I hope no one is looking for it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3330 The kiddie pool's around back. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3331 Just imagine the erection that ball is hiding! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3332 I assumed the "just add water" was to get fun. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3333 Just wait till you see their toilet. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3334 But, which bubble will burst next? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3335 Let's play ball! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3336 Talk about an inflated ego. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3337 I shouldn't have left the air compressor unattended 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3338 Judd is remaking that Burt Lancaster movie of the great John Cheever story. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3339 Well, more is more, isn't it? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3340 Little known fact: they expand in water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3341 It's the thought that matters. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3342 Its name is Topsy. It just grew. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3343 How long has it been away from its mom? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3344 Look out, everyone! Dorothy and the Wizard are back from China! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3345 While you're blowing it up, don't sneeze. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3346 May as well take your ball and go home. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3347 It has been ordered by the Commander in Chief for our protection! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3348 Hockney's new schtick. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3349 Beach balls are going to be huge this summer 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3350 Go next door and tell the Green Giant to keep his toys in his own yard and don't let him give you the old Ho Ho Ho. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3351 The invite said,"world's biggest beach ball pool party." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3352 Beans and pool parties, never a good mix. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3353 June 12th, 1957: Iowa heat wave forces family of Soviet spies to escape back to the Motherland via covert hot air balloon launch (Colorized). 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3354 For someone trying to make a good impression on the homeowners' board, this is not a good start. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3355 I asked Pete Patten to blow up my beach ball and you're right. That old windbag is full of hot air. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3356 It's POTUS' biosphere idea to protect the environment. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3357 I told him to stop blowing. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3358 "Too little, too late!' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3359 Oldenburg's here. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3360 This beach ball's size directly correlates to my personal growth, Rick. I've had a good year. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3361 He's right! Bal a Lago just has the biggest balls and the best chocolate cake! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3362 We bought ours before the company went public. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3363 I think you went too far with the bullet-proof, bomb resistant, SPF 6000 group protection model. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3364 My ball is bigger than yours. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3365 It's singles' swim. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3366 Don't worry, size doesn't really matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3367 I clearly said let's play ping pong, not King Kong. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3368 You see? I told you the President was here, too. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3369 It's getting harder to keep up with the Joneses. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3370 I see Jack was here. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3371 I like to blow things out of proportion. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3372 You know Bob has this thing about who has the biggest balls. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3373 They are so cute when they're little, but wait until come back from college. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3374 I thought it meant Bring Your Own Ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3375 I'm surprised the diving board didn't pop it! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3376 And here's the baby! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3377 What color is your parachute? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3378 'The Trump's got here first with their ball.' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3379 Just don't know what happened--I'm sure it used to look just like this one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3380 I was warned not to piss in the pool after taking Viagra . . . 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3381 Oh-uh! I thought I got the ball! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3382 I think he went off the deep end. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3383 I told you coming here would make me feel insecure. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3384 But the drought is over so we can use the old beach ball again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3385 Only inflated egos need apply. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3386 Compensation issues? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3387 It cuts down on evaporation, so... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3388 Breaking News: Dick Cheney's secret location found. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3389 We have to play with this ball. The other belongs to Mar-a-Lago's owner. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3390 Clearly they just need a little privacy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3391 Goldilocks has the third one at her pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3392 I see the Trumps were here. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3393 This is not the Boring Machine. This is the Colorful Machine 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3394 They said it was a big pool! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3395 Once upon a time there was a mutant beach ball... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3396 Are you "proud" of your balls? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3397 Oh look. A large beachball and a small beachball. So unapparent that without color it would be indecipherable. There must be something funny in there somehow. Editors, try again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3398 The brouchure did say we'd have a ball... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3399 They should consider moving the hot air balloon landing site. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3400 Is this what they meant by 'aesthetic'? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3401 Friends, we've got trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3402 I think our pool guide may be compensating for something. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3403 My experiment shall prove that the 'Bubble of Suburbia" is real! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3404 Have you seen my ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3405 It's Donald's, it's the biggest. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3406 Remember--bigger is not necessarily better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3407 This is the last pool party we're inviting the Gullivers over 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3408 Inflation can dry up assets. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3409 Someone needs to tell SpongeBob to grow up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3410 Do we have hot air balloon crash coverage? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3411 I didn't know this is a giant ball pit pool party. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3412 I didn't inhale. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3413 This is the perfect example of why I find I'm uncomfortable vacationing in Texas. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3414 There are so many dirty jokes I could make 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3415 Okay Carol I get it, the ball is in my court. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3416 You can forget technique, we're into size. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3417 Who invited Trump? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3418 This kind of thing happens, when you marry Mr.Big. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3419 God already brought his beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3420 You Have an Odd Set of Balls 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3421 oh yeah it's, like, an art installation? its based on a story i wrote at the Iowa Writer's Workshop, where grown men and women compete viciously over shit nobody else cares about 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3422 The label said just add water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3423 Soooo...what was your inspiration for this art installation? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3424 There was shrinkage. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3425 Your and Al's case of one-upmanship has got to stop! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3426 I'm not buying this whole beanstalk and giant story. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3427 Whose idea was the bouncy barge? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3428 Let's try not to blow this out of proportion. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3429 After you take 2 pills everything looks big. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3430 Nice painting! It'll look even more realistic framed. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3431 Right, it's a submalloon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3432 The pool is obviously heated. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3433 I sense my journey to the mother of all beach balls is nearly complete. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3434 Sorry, but we don't have a kiddie pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3435 See, aren't you glad we didn't get the one made in American Samoa. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3436 I see you renewed your membership to Costco. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3437 That one will look better on Instagram. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3438 So, showoff, the little ball wasn't enough for you. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3439 Aren't we taking this gay stuff a little too far? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3440 I did not mean that kind of coming out party. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3441 Jeff Koons? I'd rather have my $60 million and my pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3442 No, Alex, it's not the size of the beach ball that counts, it's how you use it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3443 With the cost of inflation, we can't afford a bigger pool! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3444 No choice. A Canada Goose landed in the Martin's pool and now it is a protected wetland. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3445 The invitation explicitly said 'Don't bring your own ball.' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3446 Isis called it the most powerful example of the Wests' decadence - form over function. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3447 We found it: the lovers, the dreamers, and pee. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3448 I told you not to get the jumbo beach ball 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3449 Size doesn't matter, Gerald. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3450 Check out this glowing beachball I found in Gidget's Tomb. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3451 I shouldn't have told that show-off that I would be bringing a colored pool ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3452 Yeah, you know, if he needs a beach ball like that he's probably compensating for something. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3453 We'll use yours around the pool! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3454 Around here it's balls to the wall Chaz. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3455 First, let's finish our covfefe. I'm sure it's just something the Main Street media has blown out of proportion. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3456 Size doesn't matter honey. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3457 I doubt you have the balls to stay at this party. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3458 Of course underwear and bathing suit. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3459 Beach Goliath has come to play! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3460 Welcome to the Gremlins Theme Park. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3461 You know, bigger doesn't always mean better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3462 Don't rub it again 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3463 I'll wait until the 1% has finished using their share of the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3464 Sometimes it's just impossible to keep up with those Joneses. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3465 Hitchcock and Serling are in there alright. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3466 The damn Joneses. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3467 This is why I hate Connecticut. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3468 I think that the Joneses are developing an inferiority complex. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3469 I'm incubating a couple of its young. Do you want to see the others inside? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3470 I think this will mark the beginning of the ending of the 'supersize me' movement. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3471 You said he wouldn't be at Mar-A-Lago this weekend. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3472 What didn't you understand about "Believe me, it's going to be HUGE."? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3473 He sure has an overinflated sense of himself. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3474 It's the Wizard! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3475 Oh, Ted. Going retro is so last year. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3476 It was actually a balloon ride; someone It was actually a balloon ride without helium or a happy ending. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3477 It was the only way to keep the kids from hassling us about the amount of water wasted in a full pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3478 Get your damn beach ball out of here. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3479 It's the newest thing for cutting back our water use this summer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3480 Well, the invitation did say they were having a big ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3481 The eagle has landed at Mara Lago! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3482 Let's float this new trial balloon. The current concept just doesn't hold water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3483 THIS HAS BEEN TOO LONG FOR A T.V. COMMERCIAL! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3484 It blew over from Mar a Lago. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3485 Thanks, but I've already got one... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3486 The new club management Company is Beach Ball LLC 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3487 Too many uncovered swimmers forced us to cover the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3488 But he said he wanted to throw the BIGGEST Ball in Mar-a-Lago! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3489 Big balls don't necessarily mean anything. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3490 The lifeguard is on vacation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3491 This one's for the kiddie pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3492 It lacks a human element. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3493 It was a 'guy thing' about size. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3494 It's the Jolly Green Giant's beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3495 Now, don't be mad. You know the Joneses always have to win. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3496 I have no idea who would do such a thing. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3497 My Shrink thinks I'm projecting, but I know S.B.S. (Small Ball Syndrome) is real. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3498 There's also a dead frog in the skimmer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3499 I DIY'd it from a hot air balloon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3500 I've heard you shouldn't come between a mama ball and her cubs, but I decided to take a chance with this little guy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3501 It's not every hot air balloon that can land in a pool 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3502 He started it! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3503 Let's go play in the hot tub. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3504 Last I saw him he was swimming. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3505 Size does matter, Steven. Put it in the car. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3506 ...well, I never said that navigating a hot air balloon was easy! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3507 Looks like the Jones's ball is too big for their pool, honey. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3508 I guess it didn't really need to be BYOB. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3509 Why not? No one gets in anyway. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3510 It's my attempt at postmodernism. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3511 The beachball in the pool is yuge. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3512 Where did you get that chlorine from again? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3513 Did you know that bathing suits in the pool are prohibited? Only name tags are optional. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3514 You just need to add water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3515 Good News. My brother's not so full of hot air after all. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3516 The instructions said, "Just add water." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3517 That must be why the manual says 'DRY USE ONLY'. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3518 I didn't know the pool was so big. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3519 I guess they expand in water, but the bigger question: Where's our son? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3520 Rather colorful language when I suggested a "special assessment"to cover my costs! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3521 "Too little, too late!' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3522 Mine just told me that it comes in peace, that it only wants us to play and that under no circumstances are we to pop it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3523 My beach ball can bounce. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3524 Have you seen my other beach ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3525 Hi, are you the guy from the Beach Ball Exchange. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3526 Honey, yours is just as big in my eyes. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3527 Sorry, I think Donald was miffed when I had the bigger beach ball last year 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3528 It's from the Christo-Koons collab at Target 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3529 Nine months ago, a beach blanket bingo indiscretion. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3530 Looks like King Kong is here again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3531 Quit coloring and write a caption, already! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3532 When you called to say; "bring your beachball, there is only one down here", were you playing to my insecurities?" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3533 He must have bought his at Costco. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3534 I'mSorry, he only had time to blow one up before he left for Washington 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3535 Like Freud said, Ralph, sometimes a beach ball is just a beach ball! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3536 Anyone going to scale that beach ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3537 Miami Vices No, Jim, not envy. Pride. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3538 It took me three weeks to blow it up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3539 We're experimenting with single player high-risk pools 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3540 Sorry, I have a boyfriend. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3541 Your big brother? He just jumped into the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3542 Anyone know how to do a can opener? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3543 The President brings his own beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3544 Huh, I didn't know they could be weaponized. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3545 Too soon? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3546 He did warn us that we were going to win so much that we'd get sick of winning. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3547 If I were you, my ego would also feel deflated. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3548 We really have to rethink where we park our hot air balloon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3549 I've had it your big balls competition 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3550 Huh, this neighborhood is seeing a lot of inflation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3551 Sorry. Donald was here first with his big, beautiful ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3552 You should have seen the pail and shovel. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3553 It's the new "Trump" beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3554 At least the water bill is down 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3555 I wonder what happened to the Life Guard? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3556 Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe it's the pool that is too small. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3557 I've had it up to here with these Cristo parties. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3558 Well. you won the Fathers' Day prize. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3559 Well the invitation did say BYOB... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3560 Actually, ma'am, I think in order to keep the pool usable for all we need to keep our beach balls down to a more manageable size! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3561 Johny wanted the bigger one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3562 The last time someone brought a beach ball there were a lot of complaints. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3563 The pool was cleared for a floater. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3564 Their rainbow flag ball is bigger than my rainbow flag ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3565 Bigger isn't always better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3566 Our insurance went down 30% just by adding the ball 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3567 Well, actually, size does matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3568 Sorry but beach balls don't qualify as bling. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3569 Is this really how you want to be remembered, Daddy? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3570 Are you sure this is the LGBTQ pool party? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3571 Okay, you were right... these new sponges ARE amazing. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3572 This one is for weak-days. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3573 That's about right for Skull Island. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3574 It's the LGBT community. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3575 Who invited the Texan? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3576 The label said just add water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3577 It's the Jones! What did you expect? ' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3578 okay, okay, there's not beach here, I get it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3579 Comey said it was Trump's beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3580 Bigger isn't always better Horace. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3581 Yes, apparently he threw it at Jack and missed. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3582 I told you the Joneses would be here. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3583 The Kongs are here already. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3584 Sorry honey, but I asked Donald to blow it up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3585 Adult swim? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3586 We play with the toys the gods give us. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3587 He's always shy his first day at the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3588 Summer resort in Chernobyl 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3589 He really did get pumped up for summer this year 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3590 You persuaded me to trade in my Hummer for a Civic last summer. Now you can do this for me. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3591 I get it, Irving, but before you go on, please confirm for me that you mean I Am God as just a metaphor. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3592 Hold this...I'm going back to get an icepick... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3593 Odd, I didn't request a parent. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3594 Be careful. We're beginning a cycle of rapid inflation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3595 One pool toy per person! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3596 It was a deal at Costco. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3597 Apparently this was the best place to cool down all the hot air coming from the government 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3598 Even hot air balloons have stooped to a new low on climate change. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3599 No lifeguards on duty 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3600 These things are never byob. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3601 They say inflation is up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3602 It's not rocket science, Hal; get a pin. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3603 No, Harry. This wasn't a drone delivery. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3604 Sorry, no pool toys allowed. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3605 We've gone global. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3606 I guess their balloon ran out of hot air. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3607 'Every time Trump lies, the ball grows!' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3608 You're looking less than adequate right now. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3609 We don't even try keeping up with Jones''. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3610 The Narcissistic Beach ball thought the pool party was only for him. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3611 Actually I don't think you saw Kong at the beach at all. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3612 Everything is huge here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3613 One of those old guys has a giant ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3614 There's always THAT kid. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3615 It looked bigger online. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3616 The lifegurd places it on when he's on a break. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3617 Jack — a cow for two beach-balls! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3618 You failed again Albert... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3619 Yes, I appreciate your help and I did wish I had a bigger one, but I wasn't talking about the balloon! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3620 Yes, I definitely think you are out of the closet now. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3621 The Smiths got more points. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3622 I see the Jones' are back from the beach. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3623 Oh, Earl, the way you accessorize leaves me breathless. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3624 Mother's way of suggesting the pool is too small. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3625 Gulliver !#%!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3626 Ironically, it's because they don't want us to have a ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3627 Who knew growth hormones would overreact with chlorine? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3628 How's the South Beach Ball Diet going? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3629 It'll come flying out when I hurt this one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3630 As you can see bigger is not always better honey. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3631 I wanted to bring a cake, but NO, we had to bring a beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3632 It's cooling down after a refueling stop in Washington 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3633 Wait 'til you see the aquarium. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3634 Somebody spiked the water with Miracle-Gro. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3635 Trump blew that one up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3636 Now imagine the one I'm holding is the planet Mercury. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3637 If you think THAT'S huge, you should see the blow up horse in the 'baby pool'! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3638 What makes you think I put it there? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3639 I told you it would be better to bring hors d'oeuvres. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3640 "Now watch what happens when you stick this one in the ocean 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3641 It bounced down from the mountain - get the car. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3642 No matter what, someone always has a bigger boat. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3643 Is the water cold? Your looks like it may have shriveled. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3644 Sorry, it's to stop the guests freeloading on water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3645 Mr. Carp said, "Only so much and no more. You really need to listen better." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3646 You've got the beach ball. That must be the pool ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3647 Bigfoot too has an inner child. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3648 Its greenhouse effect trumps its privacy 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3649 I brought color-coordinated food for the potluck. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3650 Paul Bunyan left his beach ball again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3651 What do you look for in a beach ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3652 This is what happens when there is no life guard on duty. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3653 Trump was here. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3654 Michael! Don't make me count to three....One, Two 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3655 In a World where color only existed in beach balls... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3656 Even at a company pool party, he just has to remind everyone who's boss. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3657 I fully support the Rainbow Agenda but I'd still like to use the diving board. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3658 Sorry, beach balls aren't allowed in the pool area. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3659 This is the son of a beach ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3660 You wanted an example of inflation! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3661 . . . adult swim. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3662 We're starting to see the effects of hyperinflation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3663 The giant LGBT swim club left their beach ball again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3664 I'll call a lifeguard if it lasts for more than four hours 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3665 Did you add too much shrinkage reverser again? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3666 Traditionally, the summer begins with the "beach ball burst." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3667 What do I do with the other sponge-ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3668 See! Size does make a difference. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3669 Harry, when i said you can play with your multi-colored beach ball in the pool, I meant the one in your hand. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3670 I told Otto not to overfeed it but of course he wanted it to balloon! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3671 It helps lower the condo fees. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3672 I told you she was ballsy! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3673 -Guess where dad is 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3674 Size doesn't matter; it's what you do with it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3675 I swear it's shrinkage. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3676 I knew it wasn't a missing comma. "Private beach ball pit for the kids " was no typo. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3677 Here is another beach ball in case you loose the other one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3678 Who did that? I am winded from blowing this up... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3679 Have you seen Mr. Trump's beach ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3680 Gosh honey, looks like United got overbooked mid flight again... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3681 There's always going to be shrinkage after you get out of the pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3682 I was playing beach volley ball with Leviathan .. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3683 His ego isn't the only thing overinflated. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3684 Apparently to some people, size doesn't matter. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3685 Does he have to do this every time, just because we're Lilliputians? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3686 Someone has bigger balls than you or at least one bigger one 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3687 The kids? Last time I saw them they were playing with your air compressor. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3688 Some guys feel the need to over-compensate for a certain -- ahem! -- with the size of their beach ball -- but not me! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3689 Security is already hunting for the prankster. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3690 They say that size doesn't matter, Harry, so don't look so deflated. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3691 "Oh, you meant JUST a beachball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3692 When I said, "You need some bigger balls" this isn't quite what I had in mind. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3693 Baby brother bragging about bigger balls. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3694 I guess Pride really is getting larger these days. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3695 It says I'm the father. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3696 Sorry, it doesn't say beach ball, it says yeast ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3697 How'd he ever blow that thing up? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3698 I think the Jones win this time. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3699 See what I told you about putting round things in rectangular holes? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3700 This one's mine. That one belongs to the Chlorine Green Giant. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3701 We could let it lose on a windy day to brighten up the neighborhood. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3702 Now do you see why we don't allow beachballs in the pool? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3703 We bought that during the water crisis, hoping to switch it out this summer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3704 It's Yuuge! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3705 The ball pit isn't how I remembered it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3706 Water conservation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3707 See, honey, it's not always better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3708 It's called "Pride," it grows in water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3709 Of course, feelings of inadequacy may simply be situational. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3710 So what's so unusual about a hot air balloon? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3711 I overheard Brody say, "I think we're gonna need a bigger ball" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3712 The instructions said to never use a scuba tank to fill the ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3713 Annette must be thinking about us. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3714 I was never a hot air balloon guy myself. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3715 The last time I saw your big brother he was doing laps. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3716 Hotair balloons do look like beach balls. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3717 Well that's not where I was supposed to land 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3718 When will the LBGT crowd show up ?? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3719 What's funny is, you thought yours was big. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3720 It's natural for one to be bigger than the other. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3721 It looks like this, only bigger. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3722 Just having a ball. How 'bout you? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3723 We really save on chlorine. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3724 Let's see if Trump can top this. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3725 Yes, 'bigly,' no question. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3726 Purple!? You idiot, purple clashes with the scenery! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3727 It's the President's. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3728 My art is about the inflation of ego. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3729 Inflation is really taking a toll on the holiday industry... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3730 He has a growth mindset, that's all. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3731 DID YOU GET THE BEACH BALL AT COSCO ? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3732 oh my, didn't know viagra was good for other things 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3733 It looked smaller before we inflated it! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3734 Looks like it had a ball! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3735 Welcome to the Royal Palm Apartment's Magical Mystery Pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3736 I guess it's time for us to do something about inflation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3737 Its really stuck! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3738 It's just something in the water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3739 Book your reservations today they said." "We guarantee you'll have a ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3740 I said a day pool party, not a gay fool party. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3741 Please don't be offended but I am seeing someone else now. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3742 It's like the Biosphere but with LGBTQ sensibilities . 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3743 I guess I should have read the details when I ordered it online. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3744 This one is for the bidet. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3745 Its a rainbow coven, covering shenanigans that include "Q's." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3746 Wondering if you have seen my older brother? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3747 Not a problem, I'll just pop the voodoo ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3748 Yes, I'm secure enough in my manhood. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3749 Take a stab! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3750 Chill, Mom, it's not mine. It's just a hot air ballon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3751 It's not the size that matters, it will still be fun 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3752 Someone needs to speak with the Titan family again... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3753 You can keep waiting for the lifeguard if you want to, but I wouldn't hold my breath. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3754 "I don't hear the kids. You sure this Aqua Bounce House is water-tight? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3755 'I thought it was a 'Bring Your Own Ball' party' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3756 I prefer pool-size. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3757 Someone told me they keep the ducks away. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3758 Dad, your big beachball is ruining my pool party! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3759 I just don't understand why you thought it might shrink in there. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3760 Those people from Brobdingnagian are a pretty good shot. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3761 No, I haven't seen your big ball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3762 What ! They told me Trump wasn't going to be here ! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3763 Narcissist! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3764 There are balloons and then there are BALLOONS. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3765 Dear, I told you BYOB doesn't mean Bring your own ball! How embarrassing! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3766 It's called 'the mother of all beach balls'. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3767 Wait til they bring out the hot dogs. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3768 Who brought the Trump beach ball? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3769 Who knew they had mothers? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3770 It's an inflatable pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3771 Can you guess where this one goes? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3772 I'd rather go balling than swimming 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3773 She's nice, but her ego is awfully inflated. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3774 I'd be careful. Its mother might be nearby. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3775 Would it be rude to joke about their runaway inflation? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3776 Don't worry, he's done this before many times. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3777 That LGBT crowd sure loves to swim. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3778 It's adult-ball swim time. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3779 We thought everyone knew what B.Y.O.B. meant Phil ! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3780 No , Randy ! I don't want to meet your fabulous inflatable Judy doll. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3781 I couldn't stop blowing. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3782 This is why I told you not to invite the Bunyans. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3783 Hot air balloon cool down 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3784 He twittered he won't share 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3785 It's a bigly beach ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3786 The olympic-sized pool is across the street. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3787 You're isn't as big, but it also didn't drown anyone. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3788 Well, they say size doesn't matter that much. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3789 Porn has really made everything about size. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3790 Do you love me? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3791 Her father is actually is a really nice guy. You'll be fine. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3792 Ours is bigger. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3793 I TOLD THE "GRASS IS GREENER ON OUR SIDE" I WOULD BRING THE BEACH BALL. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3794 'The pool just wasn't sustainable" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3795 I think we need to restrict the size of beach balls that people can bring. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3796 You just add water and presto! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3797 At the last minute father decided helium was too expensive. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3798 "Take the bicycle pump from your son now!" Joyce Grimm, Pittsburgh, PA 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3799 I think there's a pump around here somewhere. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3800 Some people really have ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3801 Looking for a Rainbow Connection ... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3802 That's not what I meant by "having a ball". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3803 Is this the island get-away they advertised? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3804 It looked bigger in the store. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3805 I think a rainbow just blew up in the pool 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3806 Those big kids need to find another place to play. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3807 We need a skinny scuba diver. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3808 Well I have heard the criticism that we up here live in a bubble, but I just don't see it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3809 Well, of course, the flame went out as soon as they hit the water. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3810 I assumed Mr. Cousteau was bringing a regular-sized juggling squid. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3811 He's taken a dip. We're not allowed to see him without the fake tan and fake hair. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3812 Look at it this way. There haven't been any drownings. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3813 The solution isn't just black and white. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3814 But mine...is easier to bounce. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3815 Could be they're keen on conserving the planet's water. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3816 They had a special on air at the gas station. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3817 I got it at Costco. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3818 You need big balls to play in this pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3819 Your colors as just as bright as his. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3820 I told Larry it would be the biggest party of the year... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3821 Now don't blow as hard as he did! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3822 Some are just bigger than yours, dear. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3823 Well sure, it saves water, but there's a down side too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3824 We just added water, following instructions... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3825 I think we know who has the biggest balls. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3826 It's part of a set I got the baby size 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3827 Have a ball in the Poconos! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3828 It was a gift from my ex. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3829 This beach ball is for the kiddie pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3830 I attached the cleaner hose to it, and now if I popping it will flood the neighborhood. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3831 Apparently the balloon pilot & crew prematurely opened the champagne. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3832 They say it's mostly water weight. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3833 We're all very impressed, but we'd rather just take a swim. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3834 Oh yeah? That's exactly what the other guy said. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3835 Well, don't I feel inadequate. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3836 Well, technically they are right. There is a heated pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3837 It was genetically engineered. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3838 At Mar-a-Lago we like the most biggest balls. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3839 This changes nothing. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3840 Sorry - big gay Brad just left. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3841 But I thought size didn't matter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3842 You can't wish away the gay. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3843 Ready for another slam dunk? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3844 HOW DID YOU FORGOT THE BEACH BALLS MARK!!!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3845 "Marco" Polo! "Marco" Polo! NOT "Macro" Polo! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3846 I bought this for little Archimedes. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3847 It just rolled down a slippery slope. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3848 I think one is enough. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3849 I picked that one up in Brobdingnab. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3850 I know the one with the most toys wins, but I think the one with the biggest toy is a loser. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3851 Wer'e hoping there will be shrinkage. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3852 By popular demand, we put the dome on every Thursday during the nude swimming contest for those 80 years old and older. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3853 Aye, it's much better now........ This place was 'underwater' when I bought it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3854 Wow, I thought drowning would be terrifying all my itself 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3855 I hate private pool parties. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3856 She should've known he'd leave her-" "Yeah, but sometimes you can't see what's right in front of you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3857 Well, no one had the nerve to enforce the "no beach balls" rule against them. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3858 I'm embarrassed, too. Look how much brighter theirs is. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3859 I know it's too big for the pool. Try son of a beach ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3860 I couldn't afford that model inflated by Congress. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3861 Overinflated? I don't think so. Why? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3862 When I ordered a large, I didn't mean that large. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3863 Sally's husband is a bit of a blowhard. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3864 Now you like me. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3865 Dear Zoe, We're having a BALL!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3866 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3867 Denying your access to the pope wasn't the only thing Trump did, Spicer. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3868 These expanding sponges really do soak it right up. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3869 No. You can't have mine. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3870 I got it in the Hamptons 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3871 You just had to invite his big brother, didn't you! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3872 It's actually a whale with a stomach disorder. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3873 But I have a bigger penis! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3874 It's just how the ball bounced. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3875 My husband and I rent because we think we're in a new housing bubble. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3876 Maybe you shouldn't have tossed around its baby. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3877 This pride movement is really blowing up 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3878 I guess this is what it means to win bigly. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3879 It's my husband's way of showing off his big balls. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3880 Shoot! Couldn't they find another place for the ball? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3881 ..and that's how inflation works. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3882 Wow, Trump's beach ball really is huge! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3883 If your beach ball gives you joy, size doesn't matter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3884 Trump and Putin are getting a little sun. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3885 Courting disaster, how about you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3886 That is a big ball, but you should see the size of the balls the guy who lives here has! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3887 I don't think Fat Shaming will work. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3888 I guess egos aren't the only things that are over inflated at this party. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3889 This is America. Bigger is always better. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3890 If nobody else is going to address the giant beach ball in the pool 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3891 He said he'd build a ball and make the swimmers pay for it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3892 It's not enough that he has a pool and I don't. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3893 Blowhard! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3894 Will you PLEASE try to keep things in perspective! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3895 Balls to the wall party, suburban-style. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3896 Ball envy? Seriously? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3897 Obviously, it's covered. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3898 This one’s for the birdbath. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3899 Here, take this. I think I spotted the air spout. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3900 So, Maslin, you got the New Yorker to do color in a cartoon, and all you got for it was a lousy little beachball! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3901 Don't feel intimidated, George. Size doesn't matter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3902 The others left their egos at the door 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3903 Well, you wanted to play ball with the big boys. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3904 Here comes Jules Verne again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3905 What ever you do, don't put that in water. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3906 You should have seen the seal who tossed it in. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3907 The invitation said "massive beachball party" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3908 It was left here by the Jolly Rainbow-Colored Giant. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3909 Alright kids, who's turn is it to run under. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3910 Well, you asked me if I had bigger balls. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3911 He started out as a beach ball grow sponge now he's just a nuisance..... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3912 Rainbow Coalition...they're everywhere... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3913 You got me, this IS the largest beach ball club here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3914 Community pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3915 This has all the imprints of the Geodesic People. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3916 I'm out of my depth in this neighborhood. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3917 Are you sure we can get in? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3918 First the Joneses get a pool, so we get a pool... but hey that better not be their beach ball come to mess with our heads! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3919 Did I mention these balls are super absorbent? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3920 Yes, but I ordered the highball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3921 Silly?" "Why? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3922 Please leave, you'll deflate the mood. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3923 Size doesn't matter, honey. I love your ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3924 Ah, honey, I wouldn't call it smaller. I'd call it "right" size. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3925 I got free shipping by buying the package of two. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3926 My right one is bigger, is it that obvious? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3927 Someone else has the same sponge 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3928 The manager told me he ordered his beach ball on line...he thought it said inches....I got mine at Kmart... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3929 The sloth nation has now developed their own nuclear arsenal. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3930 It demonstrates global warming with a rainbow coalition flair 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3931 You were pointed out to me as the guy with the rainbow connection. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3932 Well, I guess that means no ball playing in the pool. Yeah, no anything! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3933 I accidentally threw the beach ball into the pool- literally. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3934 Your point? As I thought, there is none. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3935 He got it from the President. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3936 Well I guess it's obvious, his balls are bigger than mine.. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3937 Honey, the big balls must go to those who stay in the suites. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3938 Jerry, are you tripping on acid again? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3939 A lot of ballroom. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3940 Huh... Mine usually do the opposite 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3941 In a pool of people, he's got his eye on the ball 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3942 This is the store sample. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3943 We've got a floater 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3944 It wants its baby back. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3945 Size matters, David. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3946 Oh that's Mr. Trump's beach ball; you know him go big or go home! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3947 We're going to need a bigger net 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3948 That is the reason I left the nude beach. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3949 Are you body shaming my beachball just because your pool is too small? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3950 I brought a..uh, never mind... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3951 Thought I'd make a statement about who is in charge around here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3952 We will use yours for the indoor games. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3953 Everyone will now see that they are welcome, but might find it difficult to just drop in. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3954 We've got it covered. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3955 ...and they kicked me out of coachella. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3956 I never should've told Jenkins what I was bringing. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3957 It's called, "Ode to Buckminster Fuller. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3958 Isn't it great? It was crowd-funded. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3959 Well we had to make something out of the petroleum byproducts from our increased production of oil and gasoline. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3960 It is high time this sibling rivalry ended. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3961 it's a safety feature 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3962 I did not know that mr. Trump was staying hear. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3963 When I was a kid, we spent more time swimming! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3964 It's the narcissism of small differences. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3965 She saw it at the Louvre. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3966 ....and then the hot air balloon came crashing down. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3967 The CIA is on summer hours, so we're just dealing. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3968 Your LGBTQ friends have added a bit of decor to an otherwise bland weekend. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3969 I told you to watch out for those balloon payments. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3970 free shipping if ordered yesterday . 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3971 You know those expand when wet, right? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3972 I'm trying to keep up, stop nagging. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3973 1. Yes, I was on Viagara when I blew up the ball in the pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3974 Evidently, size does matter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3975 Can't we just get a bigger pool? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3976 Apparently, no lifeguard means no diving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3977 They'll eventually realize, that when it comes to beach balls, bigger is not always better 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3978 I think you boys' obsession with size has gotten out of hand. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3979 They're just always trying to one-up us. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3980 I'm not satisfied. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3981 His beach ball is so nouveau riche. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3982 Kevin decided to take his ball and go home after all. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3983 Things at this club are really getting over inflated. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3984 I told you the inflatable urine detection system was a bad idea -- I don't care how good the Kickstarter video made it look. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3985 We need a bigger pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3986 It was the best way to stop those cannonballs! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3987 We've been displaced. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3988 I believe economists refer to this as a "liquidity bubble." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3989 Is that really needed? I was told the little people are never invited to these parties at the Hamptons. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3990 It's J-lo's turn to use the pool 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3991 Yes Stanley, size does matter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3992 Guess they already have a super sponge. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3993 Yes, Frank. Size does matter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3994 Harold, did you bring the pump? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3995 Baloon payment on pool loan. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3996 It's an outtake from Caddyshack. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3997 You want one just as big as your brother's? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3998 ...but when I ordered it on line, they said it would be huge, really huge. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3999 We're compensating for our color 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4000 No Harold. You can see your Mother's busy just now. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4001 Mervin Swartz already showed up with his. Don't you just hate class reunions? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4002 Gulliver left his ball in the pool again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4003 Testing California's new water preservation strategy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4004 Went out to fetch the ball and ran into a Genie. I told the Genie I wanted mine to be bigger... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4005 And so that is the life cycle of a beach/pool ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4006 I hate parties at the Joneses'. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4007 Well, you never complained before. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4008 I'm only impressed if it's filled with jello. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4009 It's no Hadrian's Wall. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4010 Looked like just another beach ball at birth. Who knew his dad was a hot air balloon? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4011 Never feed him a lot. Never more than a spot! Or something may happen. You never know what. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4012 Like me, the pool is out of breadth. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4013 'I thought it was a 'Bring Your Own Ball' party' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4014 '' Damn Costco! " 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4015 How did you guess Donald is my ex? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4016 Think you can help me blow this up? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4017 Probably some giant Dodger fan lost their beach ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4018 This time I'll agree, bigger is not better! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4019 How did you know? Perfect for the bird bath! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4020 We TOLD your daughter the fire extinguisher was inappropriate. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4021 That? Oh, it's that wealthy kid's. Trouble is, we can't find him anywhere! That? Oh, that's that wealthy kid's beach ball Trouble is, we can't find him. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4022 When it deflates we use it as a pool cover. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4023 Trump did it...in one breath. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4024 Are you my mother? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4025 You're always blowing things out of proportion 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4026 They say fracking doesn't cause the methane. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4027 It's not easy keeping up with the Joneses. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4028 Balls they throw from the lago are always huge. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4029 We treat the pool with Viagua. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4030 Something just made me want to buy it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4031 Someone, somewhere is hovering their mouse over my beach ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4032 Honestly honey, I had no idea my Ex would be here too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4033 Balloon-gate 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4034 Well, at least it's quite colorful. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4035 you call that a ball? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4036 I feel like a loser. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4037 Damn! His ball IS bigger than mine! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4038 Has anybody seen my seal? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4039 Thanks, Bill, but we found ours. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4040 Most of my friends don't know how to swim 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4041 The umbrella goes up next. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4042 This is what happens when the fish gets too big for the pond. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4043 We are so excited that he is coming to the party AND the Secret Service has already delivered his personal beach ball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4044 Do you have a penis that does that? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4045 That's his biological father 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4046 This was our igloo before climate change 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4047 Well, don't leave your hot air balloon in my beach bag, John! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4048 True- but it was a BOGO! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4049 Yes, we started by buying the ball.That was right before the recession. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4050 Get rid of the evidence. We could be charged with loitering with intent. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4051 I should have shopped at Costco too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4052 Neighbor one ups Waldo 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4053 Some vacationers live inside a bubble 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4054 Want to blow it up for me? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4055 As you would expect, we invited polititions and there is lot of hot air in the pool. . . . 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4056 Well, they did say in the brochure that you would have a ball. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4057 It's the "father of all balls." 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4058 They're big fans of " The Dome" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4059 It's the association's idea of poltical beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4060 He's always hogging the pool with his floats! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4061 I got them on a 2-for-1 sale, but I didn't know they were different sizes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4062 I heard his balls were massive alright! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4063 Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4064 I hear inflation is on the rise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4065 His last word was "...ballistic!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4066 You've been outdone by Koons again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4067 I don't know how this happened. In the prototype phase, it was so user-friendly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4068 It was about this size, with the instruction, "Just add water." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4069 Bob? Bob! I need you to be present! Remember what we talked about, Sweetie? This is not a hardware problem, it's a software problem. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4070 I found him wandering in the street. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4071 Thanks, but I think one beach ball is enough. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4072 Must be that mountain air.... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4073 Whaddya mean the party's over?!?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4074 Oh sweetie, we all know your gay. #LGBTPrideMonth 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4075 It used to be a sponge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4076 The Donald got here first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4077 Hurray! Now we have an indoor-outdoor all seasons swimming pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4078 It's not much now maam, but it will grow on you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4079 For some reason, I just thought of the perfect dessert for tonight. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4080 If we have beautiful mountains, we don't need sand. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4081 That a balloon or some shit? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4082 It does seem a little bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4083 No, these are the only two sizes that this ball comes in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4084 It's great for pool tennis in the winter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4085 I'm getting fed up with this faggotry meme. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4086 Our club president has feelings of inadequacy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4087 We got it from Paramount Pictures, cheap. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4088 I told you too much of a good thing can be deadly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4089 My neighbor occasionally hits his beach ball into my yard, but he's always quite jolly. Ho ho ho. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4090 'It's the biggest damn beach ball I've ever sent!' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4091 So mine's bigger. What's your problem? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4092 Congratulations, it's a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4093 SADLY HE DIED SHORTLY AFTER WINNING THE CONTEST. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4094 It's our Louvre design pool art! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4095 This pool sucks...I'm taking my ball and going home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4096 Really Gerald, it's not the size of your beach ball, it's what you do with it that matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4097 [extremely wack bitch voice] i know, it's soooooo random 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4098 Nothing says summer like a beach ball party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4099 Looks like the wizard's dropped by. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4100 'Jack and the Beanstalk' becomes Hollywood summer smash 'Jack and the Beachball.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4101 Buckminster Fuller? XXL beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4102 If you touch this ball, it will shrink. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4103 We're set, thanks. But try the Ryans next door. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4104 Stand back, Sweetie...I'm gonna blow! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4105 Well, we got ours in Texas last year, and you know what they say about everything in Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4106 I had no idea that my E.D. pills would do that too. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4107 Oh look, Donald is here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4108 Things just aren't the same here in Lilliput since we opened the pool to Gulliver and his friends 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4109 I told you mine is bigger. Now do you believe me? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4110 Try leaving your hoax in the sun for awhile. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4111 Then he said, "I'm taking my ball and going home!" Then he saw the cooler, grabbed it, put it in his pocket, and stomped off. Finders, keepers on the ball, I guess? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4112 Someone just threw it over from Mar a lago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4113 More is better but only if it's wetter..... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4114 I can't compete with Lord Wallington... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4115 It's a donation from The Ringling Brothers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4116 So King Kong was allowed in? I thought this club was members only. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4117 Some one blew it up with Trump tweets. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4118 It's a little excessive don't you think?" "Well, Bill did think 'Christmas Vacation' was a documentary. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4119 You said I needed a set of big ones, but this is the best I could do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4120 What a tragedy! So many balloonists. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4121 Obviously, you feel no need to compensate. Why are you even here? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4122 Magic mushrooms aren't that safe... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4123 The swimming pool rumor doesn't hold water: The next big bubble is in inflatables, but you have to start small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4124 Looks like we're really having a ball here 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4125 Where's the water fountain? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4126 DIVING NOT ALLOWED 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4127 You heard right, I just called you a son of a beach ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4128 Our host has an inflated ego. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4129 They grow up so fast 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4130 We used to have one of those super sized models but Bobby Junior lost it in the pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4131 This pool encourages racial diversity. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4132 can you feel the sunshine and deionized water. i just deep throated a bottle of coppertone 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4133 You just don't know when to stop, do YouTube 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4134 I made a joke about 'pool balls' versus 'beach balls,' and I think it really offended him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4135 It's drought season 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4136 You didn't need to bring that, we have enough for everyone. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4137 Is that the best you can do? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4138 When you already got a ball but the one in the pool lookin' thick as FUCK! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4139 Oh perfect, another beach ball... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4140 It's the Mar-a-Lago M.O.A.B.B. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4141 And you fell for "just pay S&H and get your free big surprise model" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4142 I like big balls I can't deny. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4143 We can make friends at the hot tub mixer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4144 Claes is more fun at barbecues. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4145 Ok, strike one, but don't you dare even think about feeding it after midnight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4146 Pool by Anish Kapoor. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4147 C'mon, honey, you know how Donald likes to inflate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4148 When she touches her toes she gives new meaning to wide-bottoms. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4149 Sorry, Donnie Trump got here first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4150 I'm sure there's a kiddie pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4151 Nothing quite prepares them for the wrath of their spawn. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4152 It's something new called Cirque-de-Swimming Pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4153 You put the wrong ball in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4154 We got it at Trump Pool Supplies. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4155 He must have used greenhouse gases to blow his beach ball up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4156 I don't think ball envy is a legitimate diagnosis. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4157 This is so embarrassing! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4158 Wait 'till you see the dog that chases it! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4159 It's the latest in self flying balloons 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4160 It is the latest home art installation by Christo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4161 The Smith's are always our overachievers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4162 What did the man tell you? Don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4163 I think I know who did it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4164 We need to put pool toys back on the agenda for a re-vote. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4165 That beachball was marked "irregular." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4166 I told you not to overinflate it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4167 Alright... who threw that? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4168 I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4169 Wrong pool Goliath! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4170 Do you call this an outdoor pool inside or an indoor pool outside? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4171 He heard his ball was small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4172 The packaging said to just add water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4173 Bloated, party-crashing, crass and obstructive...a classic use of pool toy as political commentary! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4174 I told you not to invite Koons. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4175 I told you we already have a beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4176 Next time let's just say no to Stephen King's pool party. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4177 It's our elephant in the room. Welcome to LA. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4178 Wow,that beach ball of yours is really popular! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4179 I told you not to invite Koons. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4180 We need a diving board. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4181 The ball fits nicely in your small hands. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4182 Harry, you have to let some air out of Billy's Pool Ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4183 He has big hands too, of course. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4184 Take your ball home. They can't play with it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4185 After years of therapy, I'm quite happy with the size of my ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4186 Your stretch goal seems excessive. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4187 Who invited this guy! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4188 His ego isn't the only thing that's inflated. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4189 Who knew that Martians liked pool volley ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4190 AS IF, THE JUDY GARLAND & CHER RETROSPECTIVES BEFORE THE B.B.Q. WASN'T ENOUGH . . . 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4191 It's a bigly pool party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4192 When it melts, we break out the tequila 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4193 But I have big hands. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4194 Just another way in which you don't measure up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4195 Can't ever pass up a buy one, get one free deal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4196 They specifcally told me that the Paul Bunyan family reunion wasn't until next week. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4197 We engaged with a pre-school on the colour scheme 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4198 Isn't the goldfish going to suffocate? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4199 Inflation has skyrocketed since I bought it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4200 You're small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4201 Glad you were able to fly over. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4202 It was blown up by our congressman. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4203 I'll show you mine if you show me yours 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4204 I'm fine with living in a bubble, but couldn't it be a just bit bigger? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4205 You beach ball people have to go and ruin everything. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4206 Did you see the balloonists who flew over the house this morning? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4207 Can you blow up mine, too? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4208 See, size does matter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4209 Apparently they're made out of the same material as gummy bears. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4210 Believe me, Frank. Most of us are fine with an adequate ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4211 That explains the giant string bean I saw in the driveway. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4212 This is not helping my beach ball envy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4213 See, 'size matters.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4214 I think the invite read: "Bring a big beach ball." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4215 We couldn't afford to replace the heat pump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4216 I told you size matters 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4217 ...And just as he finished inflating it, his big blue ox ran right out of the gate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4218 Damn Bunyan kid. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4219 Overblown, like so much these days 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4220 Cannon ball, beach ball. Same thing, right? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4221 A showoff, ya think? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4222 You left the inflate-gate open 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4223 I see you play small ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4224 His hands are bigger than yours too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4225 Maybe yours is a grower... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4226 Thanks, I've had a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4227 Whoever was put in charge totally blew it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4228 I am so sorry, we are temporarily out of ballon steroids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4229 It was a 2 for 1 sale, the directions said to throw in water! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4230 I've got the best beach ball! Yuuuge! Everybody says so. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4231 These sponge beach balls are not very practical. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4232 President Trump did say his pool party would be huge! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4233 Yours isn't bigly enough for Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4234 I came up with this idea of colorful insulation from climate change 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4235 "You see, (Pinocchio), a lie keeps growing and growing"... until it's as big as the balls you are holding. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4236 Global warming removed all natural color, but beach balls come in all shapes and sizes now. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4237 It's from a concert at Giant's Stadium. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4238 You've got quite a pair. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4239 They always take over the whole pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4240 I keep telling you, no matter how hard you try, your brother always does it bigger and better! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4241 I cannot believe they let Paul Bunyan become a member. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4242 Nuts, honey, his ball is bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4243 I see the ball from the 1%'ers house came over the fence again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4244 Adjusting for inflation is tricky. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4245 Sorry Sam. Size does make a difference. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4246 So THIS is COVFEFE! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4247 Would you say entitled? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4248 Anything else you would like to compare? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4249 Did you invite the Trumps? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4250 Can I swim on the ballpool...? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4251 Mar a Lago pool party 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4252 HHHMMM.....Maybe sometimes,more is not better? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4253 The instructions were a little confusing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4254 someone said we built over a former cow pasture. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4255 Trump Tweeted that he must have the biggest beach ball in the pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4256 You got some balls showing up here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4257 It enhances the virtual beach experience for us non-swimmers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4258 I can just return it and pick up some depth or motion or something. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4259 Let's see what happens when I throw this one in the lake. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4260 Now this next prototype contains significantly less sponge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4261 It's plus-size adult swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4262 Your kids? Did you check the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4263 I'm sick of everything being tremendous. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4264 We needed something to keep those darn kids out of the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4265 Yes, but her father left feeling rather deflated. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4266 Oh, no, it's huge, Sweetie. And colorful! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4267 Welcome to the Weekend White House. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4268 Should we ask Alice to bring her 'DRINK ME' potion? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4269 It's happened again. Glad I didn't bring my toaster. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4270 Hold still. Maybe he won't step on us. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4271 This is what happens when you drag your feet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4272 This instead of an engagement ring, really? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4273 Just don't stand there get me my ball !!!. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4274 Did they think it was going to rain? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4275 Aspirin? I thought you said acid! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4276 Now put that away and shut up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4277 I wonder what the ionic concentration of the pool is. I want mine big but not bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4278 Have you considered spaying her? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4279 I didn't know they were inviting the President. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4280 I told you too many times.....your comparissons are embarrasing me..... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4281 Yes Annie. The sn will come out tomorrow.. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4282 Sea Monkey Beach Ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4283 This is going to cost us a therapy session, isn't it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4284 The community pool is now a private-event venue. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4285 Size inclusiveness matters to us! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4286 See, this way, if it rains, we don't get wet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4287 Blow it up for me! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4288 I told Harry, don't blow it up too big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4289 It suffers from Covfefe complex. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4290 So what are your qualifications? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4291 Once it stops spinning, we can go in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4292 Let's try a $20 bill. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4293 Pin? i'm just a maintenance monitor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4294 "Wow, it's so hot out here, that the pool size Jiffy Pop popcorn is popped & ready! Release the kernels!' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4295 They say it's called MOABB --Mother of all beach balls! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4296 Everything about Suzy seemed to have bloomed since last summer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4297 It was buy one, get one free. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4298 No, Jerry, I don't think it has to do with shrinkage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4299 I'm leaving your for a bigger ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4300 I told you that shirt would send the wrong message 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4301 He's overcompensating for a small pool noodle. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4302 Try blowing harder. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4303 "This will be the last time you're in charge of activities". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4304 Don't let yourself be led to inflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4305 Mr. Cartoonist, I'll go and get the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4306 Yeah, it kinda hogs the pool, but it pumps out one of these babies every day. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4307 When grandpa blew up the beachball he had just taken 5 viagra ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4308 Yes, you are at the right place - this pool is for gays only. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4309 There all inside on social media, so I thought I'd make it an objet d'art. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4310 Honey, did you tell your balloon club they could drop in anytime? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4311 Larry decided to take a stand against the pool's outdated 'no coloreds' rule. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4312 When did they take the Ttump logo off? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4313 They're inside 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4314 Get me a pin. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4315 I have a thing for big balls 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4316 Now that's s beach ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4317 Don't inflate anymore beach balls with dark "Don't inflate anymore beach balls with dark matter, they displace most of the pool water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4318 You must be the small, ineffectual guest everyone keeps talking about. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4319 It's all how you use it, honey, really. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4320 Who'S the party pooper? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4321 Yes, it looks like a ball, but that's one of Joy's new breasts. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4322 Sometimes size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4323 They said the Green Giant folks had a retreat here last week! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4324 First it was a shark that prevented swimming and now it is a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4325 We are big on water polo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4326 This is his way of saying, "My ball is bigger than yours." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4327 I told you they would have a beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4328 Small hands, small beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4329 It's not the size of the ball that bounces, but the size of the bounce of the ball that counts. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4330 Now we know why they haven't been using color so far. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4331 Not only colorful, but mightily absorbant. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4332 This is a beach yurt party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4333 Your other ball is huge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4334 A little too much inflation these days!. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4335 It's not one of my works, but I originated the concept. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4336 I suppose water polo is out of the question… 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4337 Steve always ruins everything 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4338 Meanwhile, in Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4339 Is this a political statement, or is it just YUGE? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4340 Then he said "Go big or go home"...so I'm going home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4341 It's Norma's pool that got small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4342 I told Kirstie Alley not to jackknife into the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4343 I see you are just copying the Joneses 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4344 It’s from my evolved ‘Elephant in the Room’ project. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4345 It's his "YUGE" ball. Really big. To editor - put > Really < in italics if possible. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4346 some people just think they can take over everything! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4347 Mommie, can i have that one? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4348 It's like a really big beach ball. That is to say, it is a really big beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4349 These sponge beach balls seemed like a good idea at the time 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4350 I brought a beach ball to match the size of my ego. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4351 I take it back. Sometimes size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4352 I guess it's "adult swim" rather than "adults swim". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4353 Actually, it's our hot air balloon garage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4354 Don't feed them after midnight and, whatever you do, don't get them wet! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4355 It's not just his ego that's overblown. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4356 Look! You CAN put a round object into a square hole! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4357 Most men just buy Ferraris, and have done with it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4358 What's the problem, "Mr. Magic"? Can't swim? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4359 I'm still dialing in my size on Amazon 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4360 A simple 'closed' sign would have done. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4361 Chuck wanted you to know his were bigger. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4362 So what size is your beachball? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4363 I think it froze. You should restart. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4364 I knew 15" diameter wouldn't cut it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4365 '' Damn Costco! " 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4366 He always has to rub it in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4367 My new teen flick? Call it Beach Ball Bingo! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4368 This way everybody can have a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4369 It's Gay Pride Day. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4370 That's a Costco beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4371 Pool prices are highly inflated this time of the year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4372 Yeah, they put baking powder in the pool each morning. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4373 Sorry, the National Beachball Team booked the pool first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4374 They are super-absorbent. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4375 Yes, I'm pretty sure balls are allowed in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4376 It seems that the EPA was just here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4377 Life is such a ball today. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4378 What were you saying about the effects of cold water? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4379 Using this beach ball as a model of the balloon, the basket carrying the people would be this blow-up valve at the bottom... only more wickery... and more lifeless. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4380 The management invites all guest in for a colorful swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4381 The new decor is really weighing this place down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4382 The BasketWash on Sunset was closed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4383 I am feeling a bit of ball envy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4384 'This is the last one. Try not to get it wet", 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4385 I told you Henry, bigger is better. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4386 It's an LGBT pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4387 I thought MINE was pretty big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4388 Where did the color come from? We must be in the wrong magazine. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4389 Perhaps you can appreciate why I keep agitating for a standing desk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4390 Absorbent balls. What were you thinking? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4391 We're seeing signs of rampant inflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4392 So, excuse me, I'm assuming that you're the one responsible for making it so that I can't go for a swim... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4393 But, I don't want to play croquet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4394 I hate Jeff Koons... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4395 ... and if, by cocktail hour, they still haven't taken the hint, this one deploys to fill an area the size of the guest house. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4396 It's not the size, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4397 They just made a rule on the size of beach ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4398 Colour? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4399 HONEY.....I TOLD YOU THE BIG KIDS WERE BRINGING THE BEACH BALL 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4400 I guess he's got bigger balls than me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4401 Yes, the insurance company required it, but I thought I'd give it a personal touch. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4402 It looks like you have a small one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4403 I see she has a helicopter mom. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4404 Homer says its some sort of political statement. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4405 Some people are so inconsiderate 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4406 Californians may have the biggest balls, but no one wants to play their games. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4407 Its a Great Ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4408 I've organised some pool games just to get the ball rolling. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4409 Of course honey. Your ball makes your hands look much bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4410 You know he used to be rather timid. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4411 In this instance, size really does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4412 "You are too well dressed for the nudist-pool". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4413 I warned him that size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4414 What?! ...effin' Oldenburg. I'll show you some 'pop' art... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4415 They're going around the pool in 80 days. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4416 Well, it sure makes me less self-conscious about my size. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4417 His complexes are showing! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4418 Sometimes a beach ball is just a beach ball...but this is not one of those times. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4419 The water was too expensive so I went with beach balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4420 I believe it's the new hybrid watermelon makingits debut. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4421 They have a very big family. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4422 Looks like we're gonna need a bigger pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4423 I'm not going to stay for the swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4424 Never invite Claes Oldenburg to a pool party. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4425 Remember, ours is the bright one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4426 Cold fusion, cold-air balloons -- no. Just, no. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4427 He must be compensating for something... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4428 I know it might seem unfair but his sons manage the pool now so there's no conflict of interest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4429 Uh...don't take this as a sign of inadequacy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4430 ``Is there anything else you'd like to tell them?'' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4431 Their pool guy has great lungs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4432 It started life as this regular beach ball this morning but I'm guessing it was something in the water. The EPA says it's nothing to worry about, though, and they would know. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4433 I told you...go big or stay home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4434 He told me he didn't want to go home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4435 Yep, they've been in there a month. 'Reality Pool Ball' airs next week. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4436 Ed, I can't believe you brought that. No more toys in the pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4437 I too need a blow job! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4438 The ball! How dare he? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4439 The invite said no gifts for a reason - just take it back to the car, Stan. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4440 I thought there was something hinky about the Doppelganger brand name. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4441 I found this colorful golfball... er softb... basket... Here. Take it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4442 Only $457 at BigBeachBaller.com 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4443 Thanks for the ride Charles. I'm going to find out who that belongs to. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4444 Now, at least, only the beach ball will drown. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4445 We warned him about playing ball with the big boys... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4446 It really is about size, George 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4447 Wait, where's the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4448 Ever since those comments about the size of his hands, he's gone overboard at every opportunity about the size of his balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4449 We'll even take a colorless needle. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4450 One word, Benjamin. Beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4451 I cant believe King Kong escaped again! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4452 Your balls are different sizes 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4453 I really don't want to be here when he comes to ask for his ball back 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4454 Mine is deflated 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4455 I wonder which $1.00 store they shop at. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4456 Donald, I thought that you said that you were going to drain the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4457 Size has always mattered, Ron. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4458 I'm sorry Harry, size matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4459 Take it to the kiddie pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4460 Don't be upset dear - Harry has to have the biggest everything - and where is Harry anyway? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4461 Looks like in-your-face Coleman beat you to it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4462 Yes, the Bubble Boy has come a long way. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4463 The lifeguard is on break. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4464 I don't know Tod, the first one gave me a sinking feeling. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4465 It's going to be H-U-G-E! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4466 I guess you've won the beachball growing contest... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4467 I'm taking my ball and going home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4468 Did I mention this is an LGBT pool party? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4469 Not everyone was happy with the Louvre's new look. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4470 Looks like "DeafCon45" is back for the weekend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4471 Gosh! Size does matter! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4472 The space shuttle called. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4473 The big party is in the ball room. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4474 It's a nudist-only swim break. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4475 We call it 'the Mother of all Balls' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4476 Now watch what happens when I take off my shorts! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4477 Chad does have more to hide. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4478 They're grandparents emigrated after making their fortune from hyperinflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4479 Papa Ball wants to have a little talk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4480 I guess Costco is selling beach balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4481 Trump left it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4482 You said it causes shrinkage! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4483 I'm sorry, but size really does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4484 I'm sorry. You-know-who got here first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4485 Looks like the Joneses are using the public pool this summer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4486 Dear, I think we need to stop trying to keep up with the Joneses! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4487 I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4488 "It's about as funny as that Kathy Griffin thing"! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4489 You mean the jumbo edition? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4490 I don't want to play. I'm just going to take my ball home 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4491 He said it had to be HUGE. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4492 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4493 The Brobdingnag's ball went over over the fence again... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4494 It's quite a dramatic piece of art 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4495 This way, it's always adult swim time! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4496 Well, I think she's nice." "Yeah she's nice sure, but I'm just saying her ass is the size of a giant beacball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4497 The Navy Seals are having their annual underwater pool party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4498 Was it a hard birth? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4499 I didn't account for inflation. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4500 I mean, back on the mainland, mine isn't considered small at all. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4501 I have no idea, honey. But I'm not sticking around to find out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4502 You call THAT keeping up with the Kardashians? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4503 Didn't you say size wasn't important? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4504 Yes, your ball is very colorful and pretty, but very small indeed . . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4505 Well, actually, I'm researching fractals. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4506 You made your point. I'll quit smoking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4507 Hot air balloon duck pilot again 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4508 Zan was just swimming in the pool ... and then I heard him say 'Form of jumbo inflatable ball'" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4509 Unfortunately one must compensate for lack of color in arid areas. I like to hand out festive beachballs and cover my pool with a carnival theme that also has an SPF of 200. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4510 Maybe size does matter 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4511 His is bigger than mine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4512 This pool party is going to be YUGE. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4513 Gulliver went to get more sunscreen 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4514 Hellocan I play with you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4515 Kaleidoscopic exaggerations are built-in to the Mar-A-Lago region. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4516 Yes, Leo. The "Q" does in fact stand for "questioning." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4517 Michael clearly mistook what Cindy meant by "ball's deep".. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4518 The instructions clearly say "prolonged exposure to water may compromise product performance." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4519 Too little too late honey, we could have used a pair of lungs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4520 I didn't know her mother was coming. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4521 Did I mention he's on the honor roll, too? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4522 Well, that adds a little color to the situation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4523 Seriously? You don't know about Covfefe flavors? It's the rage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4524 They have very large kids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4525 I do like it, I cannot lie. You other swimmers can't deny. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4526 I see Donald and Melania are here already. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4527 Sorry, pool's closed. Fumigation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4528 Sun of a beach. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4529 Don't blow so as much air into it this time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4530 You seem like a nice guy, but size matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4531 Thanks, we're full. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4532 It takes real balls to have a pool party during the draught. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4533 Build it and they will come. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4534 Wayne's ball is way bigger, but he's been down there too long. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4535 What a ball you have there! I should have brought my jewelry and gown! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4536 We got it from Amazon.com 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4537 He prefers a splashdown. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4538 Yours is rounder. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4539 Oh, it's this amazing new invention that keeps everyone safe from falling in.......you don't have to watch your kids at all! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4540 Hyperinflation. Hyperinflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4541 You don't look like you're having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4542 I love national pride day. I dont have to swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4543 Right now I'm feeling kind of redundant. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4544 They must be from Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4545 Remember, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how you play the game. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4546 You see what it is like when pool toys are allowed in the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4547 I think 'Marco Polo' has gotten out of hand... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4548 Inflation is a bunch of hot air! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4549 Looks like she's ready for another one 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4550 Roy, nobody cares IRL. Take your picture and deflate it so that our guests may swim. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4551 My husband has a complex. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4552 If it rains then the bathers wont get wet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4553 THEY SAID THE BEACHBALL WOULD EXPAND IN WATER 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4554 I'm glad that you came to see my balls! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4555 Timmy was beginning to get really annoyed with Rex's one-upmanship. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4556 Aren't you glad we brought the smaller beach ball now? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4557 We installed it once we pulled out of the Paris Agreement. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4558 Rub the magic ball, Annette, and bingo! What, Frankie? A beach blanket with an inflated sense of itself? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4559 She says when he gets angry, he can hold his breath for quite a long time! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4560 I told Johnson, buy the ball first, then the pool, but did he listen? I, on the other hand .... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4561 He's overcompensating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4562 Gladys, I told you not to dump my Cialis in the swimming pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4563 The chlorine levels fortified. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4564 He's always been obsessed with inflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4565 The description on Amazon wasn't very clear. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4566 Man, that guy has ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4567 That's right, you just keep blowing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4568 Not everyone has to worry about about shrinkage 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4569 I blame Obama. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4570 the pool at Mar a Lago 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4571 Alert the Fed. Runaway inflation is back. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4572 First this ball came from nowhere and when I caught it, a bubble formed over the pool. 30 people are trapped inside! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4573 Where is the Giant? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4574 There's big balls here at Mar a Lagos. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4575 Are you ballsy enough for our pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4576 I've heard he's a major player. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4577 Okay, who invited Gulliver?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4578 And they said we couldn't square the circus! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4579 It becomes clear when you look at the scale model. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4580 Now you're playing with the big dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4581 It's OK, Harold. Ball envy isn't even a thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4582 An LGBTQ Pool Party? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4583 I see Branson's crashed again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4584 There's just no keeping up with the Joneses. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4585 It's a pop-up shop. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4586 Its my version of the towel by the pool 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4587 Of course I don't notice. I came here in your Toyota Yaris didn't I? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4588 Must be a Texas thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4589 You're just compensating for feelings of beach ball inadequacy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4590 I say we bounce it off the Activities Director. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4591 Will your ball Make The Pool Great Again? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4592 Why is it always about whose got the biggest balls? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4593 I've always said it's better to be a big ball in a little pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4594 Could you hold this while I run back to the house for sunscreen? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4595 we love the new Trump resort pool cover #covfefe 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4596 All I know is that being too close to that big one makes things shrivel up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4597 Yours is nice, but, frankly, size matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4598 I'm finally coming to grips with the fact that I'm a two-dimensional cartoon - and now you want me to deal with color? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4599 Ball Hog! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4600 Pride cometh before a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4601 The air pump went a little berserk on that one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4602 Exactly how did the Texas beach ball get invited to our California pool party? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4603 Donald, I told you that HUUGGGE is not always a positive concept..... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4604 This time, don't blow it up so big. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4605 He says it's not his. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4606 Dark colors would make it look smaller 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4607 It's not the same, but it's something. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4608 He wants the other scoop. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4609 Mine was in cold water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4610 Welcome to the pool at Mar-a-Lago. Access is restricted to blowhards only. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4611 That reminds me of an inadequacy in another area ... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4612 No, it was in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4613 Why did you invite Stephen King? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4614 the giants must be having a pool party too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4615 There goes Bill Belichick overcompensating again 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4616 Darn Trump kid. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4617 Now that we’re a corporatocracy, management wants to take things to the next level. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4618 Yah, we supersized it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4619 I'm sorry, but we already have a beach ball. And that one is bigger than yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4620 I didn't know it was a wet-and-grow ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4621 Ball so hard Homeowners' Association wanna fine me 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4622 Members of the Federal Reserve debating the impacts of inflation while at a staff retreat. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4623 Lets go swimming! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4624 You will save 65% on pool chemicals, guaranteed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4625 He's been this way ever since I said his hands looked like Trump's. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4626 It fell off of Trump Tower. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4627 It's like bringing a knife to a gunfight at the Trump's. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4628 Stick around, it could be just a big fad. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4629 This is what happens when you go all up scale and inflate with Oganesson,... George. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4630 -Blue is my favorite colofefe? -WRONG! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4631 Oh yes, everyone's having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4632 Must belong to one of the Trump kids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4633 So you still think size doesn't matter? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4634 I guess she didn't like the way she looked in her bikini. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4635 The annual Summer ballon inflation at the Maddof's 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4636 This is America. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4637 That's a beach ball not a pool ball !!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4638 Go big or go home I guess 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4639 It's been a few summers since my last upgrade. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4640 A boy has fed his ball too much? I will come at once. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4641 A New Yorker Cartoon in Color? Now I've heard of everything. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4642 We used this as a template 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4643 Sorry, but the rules on pool toys have changed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4644 Ah yes, now I understand what you meant by 'we will have quite a ball in here'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4645 Now that's a ball of a time! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4646 Big brother would appreciate if you don't splash about in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4647 ...Costco, man. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4648 Steve has this bad habit of one-upping. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4649 It's a gay swim meet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4650 It's tough to compete with Cranston from Technical Services. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4651 Beach ball envy 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4652 Wait till you see Mr. Big's, blow up bed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4653 See honey. Big isn't always better. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4654 Has anyone seen my beach ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4655 How can you misinterpret "just add water"? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4656 I told him, "Get a beachball. It always seems to fill a pool with fun." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4657 Monkey Balls!" "Let's go back to my bathtub. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4658 I told you not to get the family size at Costco 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4659 Try blowing harder. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4660 He's compensating for his other balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4661 It said, "just add water?" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4662 I told you he'd ruin everything with his HUGE beachball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4663 It's from an alternate bar-b-que. Ignore it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4664 We all said we were having a ball -- and then we were! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4665 You need bigger balls than that to play in this pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4666 It's Trump's gay pride balloon. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4667 We already have a pool guy with one big ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4668 Size doesn't always matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4669 Somebody needs to tell Gulliver it's Members-only Day 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4670 So who cares that your boyfriend's is bigger..... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4671 And now for the coup de grâce! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4672 We call it the Buckminister Fullest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4673 Sorry Oscar, this isn't Kansas either. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4674 Thank you, and Gilbert thanks you too. RIP 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4675 Is it usually this explosive? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4676 Who invited Paul Bunyan? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4677 Don't tell me it's that nude contingent again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4678 I'm telling you, it's those Paris Accord demonstrators... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4679 Would you happen to have a toothpick? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4680 This had better not be another balls-up! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4681 It's a Trump Ball, big and beautiful. Sad. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4682 The water birth was a success. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4683 It's negative pool covfefe. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4684 Give me the membership card Charlie, you're done shopping at the warehouse store. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4685 Inflation hit the club worse than I thought. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4686 No really, "Big Al" dove into the pool and got stuck. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4687 We're shooting 'King Kong in Malibu!' It's his beach ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4688 Who needs a beach? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4689 My husband and I prefer visual playfulness. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4690 It's a Trump beach ball....it just wants you to think it looks bigger than it is... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4691 Who's da big baller ?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4692 It's a floaty for everybody. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4693 It's so big; do you have just the one? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4694 What does Archimedes have to do with who's right? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4695 Make sure you put this in the TOP of your bathing suit before I splash some water on you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4696 Clever option to pool cleaning... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4697 I had hoped this would be a whimsical addition to the party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4698 It clearly states: Do Not Use in a Pool 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4699 The best thing about this pool club is that I always feel like I fit in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4700 Just ask nicely and maybe he'll share. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4701 The baby pool is through the gate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4702 I hope you saved the receipt. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4703 You blew it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4704 Harold, please, give the boy back. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4705 Shrinkage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4706 You had one job. I knew you would drop the ball on this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4707 It's OK, the kids are underneath playing with the ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4708 No worries. We'll set up the volleyball net. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4709 I thought the drought was over? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4710 My bad, I let my best judgement get overruled by manic pursuit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4711 It's proof of climate change. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4712 Do you think it wants to be a small ball in a big pond or a big ball in a small pond. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4713 It's easy. Just add water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4714 It just landed and started having babies. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4715 Have you seen my other ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4716 I'm leaving you for whoever owns that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4717 I thought the rainbow coalition would be less intrusive 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4718 Please, Mark, it saves water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4719 And so I told him, take your blue ox and just go! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4720 It came up from underneath my pool, had a child, I guess, , and hired me to babysit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4721 Just remember, you're in Texas now, everything is larger here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4722 No more 'experiments.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4723 You've been out-sized. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4724 This pool hasn't been the same since it merged with the trampoline store. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4725 You know what they say... small hands, small ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4726 'Try kicking me around now!' scoffed Beachballzilla. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4727 Are they trying to tell us something? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4728 When you told me you had one ball bigger than the other I thought... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4729 The cashier asked if I wanted to 'SuperSize' my purchase. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4730 You know, Muriel, the custody negotiation is more than a game of one-upmanship. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4731 No, I said airbag designer, not handbag. You? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4732 When Donald is done, can my Mar a Lago ball have a turn? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4733 I think you are too late for the Pilates class. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4734 I spilled my Viagra in the deep end. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4735 I long for the good old days of sepia. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4736 Neat trick, Bill. Now, please make it disappear. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4737 We're from Texas ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4738 It's the MOBB - the mother of all beachballs! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4739 Who in the hell invited King Kong again? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4740 He left in a hurry. muttering something about how he forgot his golden goose. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4741 I've heard that one is always bigger than the other. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4742 You know, bigger isn't always better. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4743 No one wants to tell the owner to leave the pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4744 Strange, to be sure, but at least our chlorine bills have been slashed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4745 We can never keep up with the Johnsons 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4746 Looks like the Pool area is closed for the Cavalia-Pride wedding. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4747 Geothermal mineral waters fill this pool, perhaps enhancing growth in beach balls! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4748 Just like the acorns-probably too much water. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4749 I'm a little worried as it has been about four hours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4750 No, no, no - you must have misunderstood, this is the main installation, we chose your piece as a derivative compliment we thought would be exquisitely fitted for the kiddie pool around the corner. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4751 Looks like your the big kid. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4752 It looked smaller on eBay. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4753 Ted was right, you do have a nice set of lungs! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4754 Of course size matters, you doofus! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4755 Welcome to the Annual Beach Ball Reunion 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4756 These large-living people are beginning to annoy me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4757 I'd better return him before Beachy, Sr. has an air-hissy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4758 Well the Giant has gotten comfortable 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4759 It looked bigger on the webpage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4760 No really, I only give it two cups of kibble a day. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4761 You should see my other pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4762 Carey I told you last night that size does not matter. I lied 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4763 They shrink when wet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4764 You're the one who wanted to move to Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4765 That's the way the ball bounces. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4766 So how is it going with your new air pump? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4767 The underground society is using the pool today. We are just enjoying th weather 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4768 It's a West Palm Beach thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4769 It's not everyday a hot air balloon lands in your pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4770 We got it a Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4771 I told you to inflate the ball, not make a bolder. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4772 I hate it when Jeff Koons gets to the pool before us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4773 The shipping label said 'Fyre Festival' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4774 Inflation rears its ugly head. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4775 What can I say, he has an inflated ego 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4776 You're no Phelps. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4777 Agreed, but first we had them remove the "Trump" logo. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4778 We'll need a bigger net. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4779 I think all that matters now is that things are big and flashy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4780 "MARCO?" "polo". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4781 Stewart, women are attracted to nice, regular guys--not the ones with big balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4782 We've saved a lot on sunscreen lotion. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4783 Don't worry, water always seems to shrink these kinds of things... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4784 What did I tell you?" "Don't take the pool ball's baby. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4785 This wasn't my idea of the Rainbow Lounge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4786 I told you we need a bigger swimming pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4787 It's all about the size of his dick. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4788 It drifted over from Mar-a-Largo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4789 I guess Trump's in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4790 I told you we should have left earlier! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4791 Why do you think it's me? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4792 I'm sorry, Jeffrey. I know I said size doesn't matter... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4793 Originality isn't everything, you know. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4794 Melania Trump INSISTS on privacy everywhere. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4795 It's like the old adage says, "In times of drought, big balls save water". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4796 The prince's "ball" in CINDERELLA was a big deal alright, but it was basically a dance, and by the way, you are no prince. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4797 Donnie had only one ball, but it was spectacular. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4798 Did we remember to get enough food for Gulliver? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4799 The last thing I heard him yell was 'I got it!' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4800 Well, they do say swimming is good for lung capacity. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4801 This is what I mean when I say you are cheap. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4802 Okay, now think of Grow Monsters 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4803 he's just always got to one up me, huh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4804 It's what you do with it that matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4805 The mother ship of beach balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4806 I knew the old blow-hard was full of hot air but this is a bit much!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4807 Overheard at the Trump Resort: We just asked if they had any balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4808 Pool ball... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4809 Bigger isn't necessarily better... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4810 We're lucky that kid left before he did a cannon ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4811 Where'd you get the party favor? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4812 Did you know you can blow up this beach to any size that you want. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4813 Anybody here lose their beach ball? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4814 Imagine what the net looks like! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4815 Oh great... You had to bring that beach ball today. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4816 Now I feel inadequate 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4817 Do you want to compare balls? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4818 "Do you think He's finally dropped the ball on all of us?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4819 I'm not sure bigger is always better... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4820 The beach ball is fine - we just need a larger pool. Size matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4821 It's for parents who want to keep their kids in a bubble. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4822 At least nobody will make fun of you for wearing your T-shirt in the pool... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4823 The Browns are from Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4824 Would you go to the ball with me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4825 This happened at the nude beach last year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4826 No, I said they lost the pool to the ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4827 What can I tell you. I live in a gray world with a pastel pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4828 No noise, no suntan lotion, no lifeguard, no insects, shall I go on? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4829 So... Bigger is better? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4830 The big summer ball reimagined. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4831 It blew up bigly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4832 I think the president put it there on purpose. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4833 It's a boy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4834 So... Bigger is better? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4835 Apparently someone dug down all the way to China. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4836 I inadvertently selected "large" when I ordered another beach ball from Amazon. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4837 That's the only size Costco had. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4838 Anchors aweigh is just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4839 James you're such a blowhard 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4840 He's from the Pentagon 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4841 As you can see, I'm obviously not as full of hot air as you're always saying I am. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4842 Swetie, I swear it's not what it looks like. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4843 My bad. At least I remembered not to feed it after midnight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4844 We like big balls and we can not lie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4845 Inflation is just getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4846 'Don't worry, honey, yours is big enough." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4847 You can find anything on the internet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4848 If you want to see it, you'll have to wait until it inhales again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4849 What closet...you mean one in your house? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4850 That guy's got some ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4851 Would you like to go for a bounce? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4852 The other side of that thing just says "TRUMP." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4853 It does add a unique splash of color. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4854 Time to stop your experiments with beachballs and Time to stop your experiments with beachballs on steroids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4855 I brought two balls just in case. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4856 We were the very first in the neighborhood to get one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4857 With our beach ball, we don't have to fill the pool 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4858 Who put the rainbow inflatable sponge in the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4859 It's not my fault, it's all your hot air... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4860 This isn't quite what I had in mind for the bouncy pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4861 I like big balls, and I cannot lie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4862 Sorry, Dwayne Johnson got here first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4863 You vs. The beach ball she tells you not to worry about 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4864 The Sharks told me my Ego Ball wouldn't hold water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4865 Everything here belongs to me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4866 The invitation was clear, Herman. Not balls required. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4867 Even the Mar-a-Lago pool shows signs of his having been here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4868 To be fair, it's colder when you get out of the pool 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4869 Okay.. we get it. Yours is bigger than mine. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4870 Stop being so paranoid. Why would you think you're not the father? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4871 I'm overcompensating for this one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4872 Don't worry, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4873 Where else could I keep it? The garage is full. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4874 I use it to compensate for my fear of water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4875 I can't resist a BOGO- but I forget which was which. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4876 SOMETHING ABOUT "MAKE THE BEACH BALL GREAT AGAIN." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4877 Peach pall, pool pall, it speaks same in Punjapi...! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4878 Hey, Joe. You can quit blowing on the ball now. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4879 The pool is closed during ball season. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4880 I guess size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4881 I told you that making a beach ball out of natural sponge was a crazy idea! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4882 Hey Gulliver, can you please get your ball out of our pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4883 Despite the constant absence of water covfefe 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4884 Anti-Cannonball device deployed, sir. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4885 Can Mr. Trump move his Big Ball aside please? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4886 I didn't mean for it to land in the pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4887 Somebody always has a bigger and better toy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4888 Well, what else would you expect from a Twin Peaks premiere pool party? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4889 I thought you said they shrink when they go in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4890 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4891 No fair! His is bigger than mine! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4892 You can use it when my son Ginormo gets back. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4893 Well this summer is going to be a whole new ball game. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4894 Kyle is always trying to one-up me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4895 I got too much color. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4896 Beachball Covfefe..gets the job done with swift color surround 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4897 Last volleyball game resulted in four concussions and two drownings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4898 This inflatable pool is not only safer, it uses less water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4899 I wish the President would go back to golf. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4900 It all depends on how you look at things. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4901 The Rainbow Coalition is taking a dive. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4902 A pool, a ball and a dream. Pick two. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4903 There's just no keeping up with the Joneses. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4904 You belong here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4905 After my first prototype, people said I should think bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4906 We don't even know if she said yes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4907 You always have more of a ball than I do. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4908 Where do you get all that breath? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4909 They aren't supposed to sink... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4910 Herb, it's a one ball pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4911 I think someone overinflated it 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4912 Much to the chagrin of party goers, Morty's date had inflated the wrong ego. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4913 So it's just him and the secret service in there? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4914 Feeling a little inadequate? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4915 I personally think his assertions that we need a "huuuge" border ball is a little over inflated. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4916 Is this your first multicultural baby? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4917 It's a metaphor for how much fun we're supposed to be having. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4918 Talk about your beach ball envy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4919 There might be a drought, but we have plenty of beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4920 I've got a waterbed too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4921 It's only 'not a big deal' if the lifeguard's a Navy Seal. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4922 Costco. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4923 Why can't Gulliver keep His ball on His beach? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4924 Management said they wanted Pride to be big this year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4925 How long did you live in Texas? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4926 Like any computer product, it's better without the bloatware. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4927 The people in the hot air balloon got too hot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4928 I love the pool, but I hate the showboating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4929 It's the mother of ... well, you know. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4930 I've found a rainbow connection! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4931 This is why we had to quit bowling 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4932 Yes, I do have really big lungs 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4933 I'll give you a hint: He has another one just as big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4934 I know you're upset you can't swim, but this thing is bigger than you or I. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4935 Yes, hon - I think it's safe to say that his IS bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4936 I'm looking for it's daddy. You seen it around here? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4937 Well, it looks like the Joneses are here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4938 I told you not to keep up with the Joneses. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4939 They said this place was a ball.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4940 No. I honestly don't have ball envy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4941 With tragic results, an avid Jules Verne fan confuses elements of Around the World in 80 Days and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4942 Having a ball in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4943 Gee, that ball kind of takes over everything, doesn't it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4944 Swans are SO last year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4945 They expand in water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4946 Just like you bring a beach ball to a BEACH BALL fight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4947 I could handle living on a golf course and dealing with stray balls. But now you know why we're lucky that we're not Trump's neighbors. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4948 When you remove all the hot air, it's just another beach ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4949 I'll prick it with a pin, then you can play your ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4950 'There's nothing like a pool party at Christo's' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4951 They're the same. This just the toy breed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4952 They took the kid-in-a-bubble activity too far. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4953 Son of a beach (ball)! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4954 Reality bites. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4955 I got it at Costco. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4956 Bitch ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4957 He said his pride is tremendous, fantastic, the biggest, and mine is fake news. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4958 Why do we say "Big colorful balloon" and not "Colorful big balloon"? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4959 ...and then we heard a thunderous voice yell " 'LIL HELP" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4960 I think the lung transplant was a success... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4961 I suddenly feel quite impotent.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4962 You should see the Jolly Giant's sandcastle! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4963 Who spiked the punch with LSD again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4964 Their hearts and minds will follow. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4965 Hey Pipsqueak, A Big Boy already brought a 'Real Ball'! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4966 Is yours as big as his? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4967 Strange place for a color vision test? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4968 'I guess we've outgrown water polo' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4969 This whole inflatables trend has gotten out of control. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4970 No balls in the pool. I repeat... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4971 Fun, Ltd. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4972 Story is that Christo's hung over and blaming Jeff Koons. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4973 Is that the new hemp seed suit 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4974 You will never save the planet if you don't fill that ball with your daily household greenhouse gas emissions. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4975 I had no idea these compressed cotton beach balls would expand so much! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4976 It’s trying to Tweet that “Everyone is welcome” but at the same time it is excluding everyone. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4977 It's okay, Bob. We can toss yours around for a while. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4978 It said "perfect for sized pool fun" on the box. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4979 A Day At The Beach Ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4980 Who knew there were Jell-O molds with sections? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4981 Never feed him a lot. Never more than a spot! Or something may happen. You never know what. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4982 I told you it was one of those Magic Grow Capsules! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4983 Good things come in small packages. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4984 There was a huge sale. I couldn't resist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4985 Size does matter, Dave. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4986 Thanks Earl, but we already have a funny looking beach ball for the caption contest...unless you have one that comes in black and white? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4987 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FEEL INADEQUATE? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4988 I can't believe this is what they meant by 'We'd all have a ball!' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4989 And I thought noodles were a bit too much. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4990 Size does matter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4991 Yeah, I'm going to mention it at the next HOA meeting. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4992 It's a new weather balloon. We need to keep closer tabs on climate change since you-know-who withdrew from the Paris Climate Accord. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4993 We should have known better than to bring our beach ball to the Jonses's pool party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4994 Maybe in this instance size does matter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4995 We bought ours at Man From Nantucket Pool Toys. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4996 Sorry, pool rules - only one beach ball in the pool at a time-- 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4997 This is what happens when you don't think big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4998 Do beach balls get pregnant? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4999 You have a small one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5000 Honey, you have to stop trying to keep up with the Jones. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5001 Mar-a-Largo loaned that to us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5002 That one's Trump's--can't see the name at the moment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5003 Let's hope they have an antibiotic. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5004 I'm having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5005 He did say it's going to be huge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5006 You didn't get the tweet? Trump's in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5007 Shamu left it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5008 Huh, I thought it was just a spelling error on Joe's Lalapoolooza inspired pool party invitation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5009 Honest mistake. I thought our pool was bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5010 Due to the rapid expansion of the beach ball, Susan's husband should be landing on the moon shortly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5011 It's so beachy here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5012 Do you think the bounce house is gay-friendly enough? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5013 Now that we are out of the Paris Accord, our air can easily fill all of my balloons! God Bless America! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5014 The package said Grows to 100 Times Its Size and it sure did. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5015 we always book the Lido Deck on our balloon rides... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5016 Water volleyball used to be fun before everyone started drinking their milk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5017 Big balls reign 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5018 Is this what they meant by 'all inclusive'? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5019 That's why they have a rule against beachballs at the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5020 I'll bet he has big feet, too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5021 Yours is perfect, sweetie, that one's for Google Earth and so guests don't pee in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5022 Ballin'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5023 Dead & Company are in town. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5024 I knew you were full of hot air, Larry, but you've outdone yourself this time! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5025 This one should be less absorbent. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5026 Yes they are very colorful, but they have a critical design flaw...they expand when they hit the water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5027 Is biggerreally better? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5028 I ordered it from North Carolina. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5029 I told you we shouldn't have let Trump inflate the beach ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5030 When the Larsen's asked if they should bring some sunscreen, I didn't mean this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5031 Welcome to the insecurity club summer social - make yourself not at home! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5032 The new Bio-Dome movie is filming in there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5033 It’s from Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5034 I guess I got lucky - got into the beach ball market early. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5035 It's covered by the new HOA recreation fee... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5036 Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5037 The softest balloon landing I've ever seen! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5038 We really splurged for the CMYK plate. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5039 'It's as good a definition of convfefe as anything else I've heard." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5040 I thought it took balls. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5041 They sure meant water sports 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5042 That'll be perfect for the birdbath. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5043 Mine's a grower, not a shower. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5044 Sorry but our party is the Minority this term. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5045 That guy from Texas already brought a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5046 No, this looks like it, but its was bigger 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5047 Welcome to the Hamptons. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5048 OK, so I went off the deep end but it sure saves on chemicals. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5049 ...and the orange boy kept saying 'covfefe covfefe'... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5050 Once again, his is bigger than yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5051 Her mother has put on a few pounds since last summer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5052 Unfortunately, they built the pool around the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5053 It's only until our trip to Florida next week. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5054 Yeh, my left one is bigger! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5055 I thought I bought the deluxe size beach ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5056 The big guy is going to be really upset when he finds out his ball got stuck! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5057 Thanks for running out again honey. To be fair, I don't think anyone else would have misunderstood my request for a "beach ball for the pool." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5058 Warning: No Human Lifeguard on Duty 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5059 Sorry, Walter. Size matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5060 This time try to make it a little softer 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5061 Thank you, but we clearly said on the invitation "Bring enough for everyone." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5062 Why does everything have to be supersized in America? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5063 Sorry Ernie, but I did tell you that today's theme is "Go BIG or go home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5064 Here, try it--all you do is add water! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5065 I hate to burst your bubble, but size does matter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5066 Bali Hai Country Club Pool 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5067 Mitosis or yourtosis? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5068 I guess you can fit a round peg into a square hole. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5069 They are so cute and manageable as babies but soon they become teenagers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5070 At least there is some colour now... I guess that's a good thing 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5071 Your late for the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5072 You don't bring sand to the beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5073 The instructions said, "Just add water and watch your ball grow!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5074 Is this because someone peed in the pool last time? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5075 Thanks, this is probably more practical than the one the other guy gave me. He hasn't come back up since he put this one in the pool for me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5076 Not so big this time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5077 Don, I think I'm going colorblind. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5078 Throw? No, but at least he was able to catch it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5079 Ivanka! Is there no avoiding her? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5080 Our pool coverage is a confederate, "Our pool coverage is a covfefe, what you have is a beach ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5081 That's the new pool ball ... a politically exaggerated beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5082 I bought it from Costco. It came in a three pack. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5083 How in the hell are we supposed to swim with that thing in the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5084 Don't forget your floaties on the way to the kiddie pool 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5085 No, we didn't lose our dog's ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5086 I always knew yours was smaller 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5087 Way to overcompensate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5088 In case we loose that one... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5089 You should see the one I fed after midnight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5090 Little help?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5091 The invitation did say "BYOB"... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5092 I'd like to borrow your air pump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5093 I was wrong about you--you do have big balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5094 I told them to pass the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5095 See, Harold, I told you the neighbors would show off again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5096 I knew a vacation in Lilliput was a mistake 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5097 I thought he said "largest pool ball" not "Marge's Pool Hall". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5098 Hate to pop your bubble, but ... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5099 I swear, honey. Bigger is not always better. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5100 Ball so hard 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5101 You need to make reservations. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5102 'Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5103 Check out the balls on this guy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5104 If I had a pin we could swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5105 Some joker dropped their Viagra in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5106 Ugh...and there's Dougie, mansplaining retrograde orbit with his little prop again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5107 Who would've predicted termites as the next big thing? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5108 I heard that Jim Carrey is in there... but apparently his character is gay in this one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5109 It's simple, I like bigger balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5110 For a Body Proud party, it's a little on the nose. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5111 I told Nick to stop blowing on that damned beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5112 The package said 'Just Add Water' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5113 On the other hand, it's a can't-fail volley across the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5114 You see what I happened to my last beach ball? I left it in the pool last week, and the sun is just too strong these days. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5115 The Johnsons always find a way to make us feel inadequate. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5116 Mother of all beachballs, I suppose? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5117 I ordered 1 beach(small). I got 1 beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5118 Viagra? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5119 It's Donald's 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5120 Sorry. Our HOA chose this one for our feng shui pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5121 Mine used to be that big, too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5122 I'm having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5123 I got it at the Dollar Store. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5124 I guess you heard beach balls were going to be big this year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5125 This beer pong craze is just getting RIDICULOUS. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5126 The fine print said nothing about float. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5127 your brother really does have more ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5128 First it was making sure the water wasn't too cold...then not too deep...then treated only with the right organics...then they wanted a hand rail ... and we just figured this was obviously the best solution. Enjoy your swim! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5129 Is Junior in the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5130 The Fed usually picks this venue for its Inflation Seminar. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5131 Maybe you should consider enlargement procedures. I've been very happy with mine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5132 It was a problem that was blown way out of proportion. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5133 I told you to bring the bigger ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5134 The diving board has termites. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5135 Sure he has a bigger beach ball than you, Howard, but it's more than that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5136 We're having a ball, aren't we? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5137 Amazon really needs to start putting item dimensions in the description. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5138 See, I told you his was bigger 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5139 Balloon aerobics, anyone? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5140 I keep telling you, Tom, your balls are too small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5141 they are using my large rainbow coalition ball to cover everyone in the pool, we can use my smaller one to toss around. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5142 What do you mean there's an inflation problem? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5143 So you're really Quality Controller in a bouncy castle factory? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5144 You said "make a wish!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5145 Is there a reason you always make me feel inadequate when I show up to your parties? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5146 This is what happens when you freeze-dry the beach ball, -- Darren. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5147 Well, that's inflation for you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5148 Want to guess what he's overcompensating for? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5149 You're not supposed to actually put it in the water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5150 Damn but they're cute as babies 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5151 My what a bubble. I wonder how many politicians it can hold? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5152 The attendant's gone for the weekend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5153 That is NOT the ALT-RFight people in their own balloon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5154 This one's just a backup. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5155 I told you to keep it a little soft 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5156 A government economist showed me how to do it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5157 Well, at the least the dog won't fall in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5158 I would have my husband finish blowing this one up too but he passed out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5159 I think it's a commentary about his company's stock prices. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5160 Yes, but it saves a lot of water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5161 Looks like inflation has reared its ugly head. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5162 Godzilla is spending the weekend here 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5163 'eau de cat', 'eau de worm', if your trying to read, guess what's 'eau de stupid'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5164 Don Draper's ego. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5165 Last time he had a not so little accident with his swim diapers 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5166 That? The Jones's brought it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5167 Such colorful balls 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5168 "Mine is definitely smaller than yours". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5169 I know it was you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5170 Don't skinny dip. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5171 Yea, he also drives the big truck. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5172 You voted for him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5173 George you really should talk to a therapist about your size issue. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5174 No, I didn't get the memo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5175 The mother of all beach balls just needs to be alone. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5176 Hot Air Balloon Lands in Pool. Police Suspect Leak. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5177 " I don't like crowded anything.! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5178 Face it, Harold. Size matters balls, too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5179 But honey the Jones' really outdid themselves this time... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5180 Jeffrey has always had a tendency to get things backward. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5181 Why wasn't I invited to the ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5182 Seriously....You expect me to be seen with that? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5183 When I said bring a big beach ball, I meant BIG! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5184 That hot air balloon guy is better than the sky divers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5185 Well, it's an enormous 'something' in the Mar-a-Lago pool today. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5186 It says "for beaches only", Frank, "for beaches only!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5187 I wonder if the ice-berg principle applies here? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5188 It's called "Over the Mar-a-Lago Pool." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5189 It's all ball, no beach 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5190 We didn't want anyone sneaking into our pool. So we built the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5191 We're not doing Walter this year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5192 Is bigger really always better? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5193 You can keep the beach ball, but never let is get near water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5194 Everyone here's already having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5195 What a shame ! Nothing to gossip about..... Apparently, the sponsors said " What goes on under the pool cover - stays in the pool..... " 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5196 Wrong house. This is Kong's pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5197 No surprise, Trump has decided to put his beach ball first.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5198 Frankly, I think size *does* matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5199 The size of yours is just fine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5200 You think this is bad. The other public pool is so small, we couldn't even get the thing in the water. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5201 That's what happens when you downsize. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5202 What a great day,thank God for the pool ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5203 I begged you not to blow this out of proportion. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5204 Honey, I think I am going to lose the "biggest beach ball" contest. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5205 You're right; I should've only brought one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5206 We're not doing Walter this year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5207 It was a nice thought, but we already have one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5208 Size doesn’t matter. Water displacement does. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5209 But none of us here fit in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5210 I told Donald he didn't have to bring his own ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5211 I have a bigger pool though. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5212 And I haven't seen my wife since the Gullivers were here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5213 I don't know... it all got caught up in the details. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5214 Water is so passé! Abs, my dear, abs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5215 The GPS misfired 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5216 Sorry Ken. As you can see, Mike's is more of a grower, than a shower... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5217 Size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5218 I'm not fond of Genetically Modified Beachballs-- 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5219 Why can't I keep up with the Jones's? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5220 Let's see them say not toys in the pool now. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5221 Mine went rogue. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5222 It's not the size that counts. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5223 So explain. How did the viagra end up in the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5224 We've already got one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5225 Don't have ball-envy, it's unbecoming. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5226 Damn Apple's taking over everything. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5227 Politically correct "Water Shortage" signage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5228 I think we dug the pool way too deep, the hot air balloon says "Made in China." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5229 You suppose the new neighbors furnish their own beach towels too? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5230 I thought size didn't matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5231 Honestly I didn't mean for you to find out this way 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5232 Just watch how it shrinks in cold water 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5233 Evidently Sullenberger wasn't flying this hot air balloon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5234 I never knew inflation had reached this point. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5235 Didn't you say that cold water would make them smaller? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5236 I'm afraid this resort just fell victim to runaway inflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5237 Yeah, I see it but where's the rest of its team? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5238 That's sweet, but you didn't have to bring a gift. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5239 So this is what you had in mind when you wanted to "pool our money together?" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5240 So, the biggest gas-bag isn't in Washington! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5241 When you said "We'll have a ball" on this trip... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5242 That whole Pride thing has really gotten out of hand! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5243 There goes the neighborhood! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5244 You said you wanted a bigger beach ball for Father's Day, so I hope your happy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5245 He said mine was "sad" and his was "yuge." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5246 It's a Mar-a-Lago rule: We can't go into the pool until the President gets out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5247 Ah. I see you already have one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5248 Don't worry, honey. It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5249 I'm testing the idea that Saturn would float in your bathtub. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5250 So much for shrinkage! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5251 I told you John had big balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5252 We can swim, as soon as they find a big enough pin. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5253 We knew this day would come. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5254 lets just let stress go . and let fun just "Roll" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5255 Yeah, okay, Beverly, but can he cook a shrimp fra diavolo? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5256 Oh great, now we have to find another pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5257 George, why can't your ball be like the Jones'? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5258 Could the party-crashing balloonists swim? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5259 Where'd Hue get the magic seeds? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5260 It was supposed to come out of the Hirshhorn. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5261 Since when does BYOB mean Bring your Own Ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5262 That other one I got on Jupiter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5263 Someone has much bigger hands than me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5264 Be very careful about your thoughts dear ... I just manifested that thing blowin' this one up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5265 I thought you said you turned off the pump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5266 You're right, the market for underwater hot-air ballooning is woefully underserved 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5267 Ah, I see you got the Costco beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5268 I'll carry on reading to you when you're not so busy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5269 There! that fixed the water scarcity problem 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5270 All I said was, "You can do better than this?" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5271 It's nice you're finally admitting that you don't exist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5272 He said it's the highest flying lead balloon in history. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5273 Those Rainbow Folks really know how to party... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5274 Blow! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5275 In the sales call they said I will be getting THAT, but see what I have got eventually! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5276 I see Donald is already here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5277 Politics cleverly camouflaged... often wind up ruining the pool of life. In the end who's balls are the biggest? Ours or theirs? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5278 The lifeguard said there weren't any limits on beach ball sizes 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5279 . . . but think of all the money our condo association will save on the water bill. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5280 The size dose not matter, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5281 The pool bylaws should have specified a size limit on beachballs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5282 Well I'm not gonna let inflation spoil my vacation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5283 Maybe I need a bigger pump. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5284 Nobody plays with the other one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5285 "It's a hot air balloon, Harold. No, that isn't an alternative fact"!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5286 Ah, balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5287 Really, honey...size doesn't matter to me 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5288 It's transsexual, transethnic, and matches my beachball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5289 And yet once again, someone's ball is bigger than mine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5290 It belongs to a kid named Donald. Need I say more? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5291 They say, "They measure a man by the size of his beach ball." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5292 I always create a working model before delving into a major work. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5293 Darn that Gulliver! I thought you said Lilliputians only.. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5294 You could say we're trying to make the beach ball great again.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5295 I bought it at Costco. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5296 Just another day in Roswell 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5297 Looks like the President brought his own pool toy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5298 I'm waiting till it floats away 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5299 I need a bigger ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5300 My MacBook is ridiculously slow. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5301 Mine's bigger than yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5302 What's clogging the system? Parachute? Inflatable toy? Nah, just covfefe. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5303 He's vacationing from Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5304 Don't worry, Don. It's more important how you use it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5305 In this case, I think size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5306 Well, Mikey wanted a bigger one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5307 I'm recommending a season long pool- playing suspension for Tom Brady and his kids 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5308 I hate my life. It's way too colorful..... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5309 And this is the ballast for the hot water balloon ride! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5310 Wow, don't I feel like a chump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5311 Monique, is this a sign?! The hot air balloon that crashed into the hotel's pool matches my beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5312 It might be pool beach ball COVER to them but it is COVFEFE to me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5313 Wow Marsha, apparently you're reading those conservation magazines I sent you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5314 When making everything bigger in Texas is too expensive, difficult choices are made. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5315 It's a matryoshka ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5316 That damned Eddie. He always has to have the biggest of everything. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5317 Maybe a water absorbent beach ball was not such a good idea. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5318 That’s right, baby, They call me the beach ball whisperer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5319 Just buy a new phone next time you're driven to impress the neighbors. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5320 Apparently Jeff Koons is a member here too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5321 You know, it's not the size of your beach ball, it's how you use it... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5322 Oh, it's just Zeus's kids again. But if you hear somebody yell, 'Frisbee,' duck and cover! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5323 So what was wrong with the prototype? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5324 You must be the ventriloquist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5325 Somebody's having a ball in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5326 Maybe it was a mistake to say "BYOB" on the invitation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5327 Mine deflates. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5328 New pool rules..one ball a time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5329 No, no. Roy V Big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5330 My inspiration! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5331 My quest for the submersible hot air balloon continues. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5332 So how are all those round-earth, natural-selection science geeks who said you can't get pregnant in a pool, going to explain this? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5333 We already have a beach ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5334 I just rubbed this one and made a wish for wealth and beauty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5335 Mr. Trump wants everyone to know he has the biggest balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5336 All in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5337 It's adult time in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5338 Nothing but a lot of hot air! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5339 OK, you have proof of concept, but is it scalable? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5340 now, waterproof sunblock is passe`? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5341 Yes, dear, I understand that it is a hole-in-one, but in this is a part of the club, that just doesn't have the same cachet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5342 They don't make them in off-white, Helen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5343 You promised this wouldn't happen again! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5344 ...then just fifteen weeks later, she litters about eight hundred of these little johnnies! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5345 Charlton Heston was here earlier... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5346 I don't care where you got your MFA, the pool is for hotel guests. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5347 They went with Form over Function. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5348 The neighbors complained about kid noise. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5349 Can't believe I wore the same outfit as the birthday girl, SO embarrassing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5350 I need to adjust the PH levels. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5351 Just think of it as an entirely free vacation...and no return flight 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5352 This summer, have a ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5353 Sometimes, the prototype is more fun. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5354 I think it's terrible that Pools for colored are back" "oh you live in such a black and white world. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5355 swimming in this pool is just a ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5356 No, Melania, the pool is too small! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5357 This is why I never go bowling. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5358 Because it's a celebration. The president just made this beachfront property... soon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5359 Doesn't leave a lot of room to fuck that hole. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5360 I thought you might like to play catch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5361 The dog insists on rolling the ball into the pool, so now we just leave it there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5362 No problem, Karl. We are all having a ball, some big, some small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5363 At last, the batherless pool to go with nutritionless food, artificial intelligence, plastic plants, driverless cars and fake truths. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5364 The balloon pilot said there was no where else to land. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5365 Greenhouse gases. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5366 It was just easier than inviting any people of color! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5367 small hands? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5368 STEM FOR DUMMIES : 1.) If der ball is as big as der pool, where der water? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5369 The sign outside clearly stated, don't feed them!!!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5370 It was Charlie's 'big idea'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5371 Yup...we need a larger pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5372 I'm aware that we're in an adult coloring book called 'Keeping Up with the Joneses', Fred, but could you be any more predictable if you tried? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5373 Yes dear size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5374 Just don't pee in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5375 This is a lifeguard's nightmare. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5376 Sorry, no balls allowed in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5377 The pool is Marco Polo proof. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5378 Inflated ego, anti social--it's going around. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5379 Yes... Runaway inflation has certainly become a big problem! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5380 It's for math camp. They're doing Archimedes this week. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5381 Not that your ball is 'less-than' in any way. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5382 Beach ball will never the same... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5383 Looks like Gulliver has taken over the pool again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5384 This is why we don't allow beach balls in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5385 It comes in three sizes - lightweight, amazing and yuge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5386 Southern California pool party during the recent drought 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5387 Your father is in the pool, he is having a ball 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5388 I told you not to buy pool chemicals online. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5389 It's blockbustet season. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5390 Just hide it under your shirt and we'll get out of here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5391 Greatest pool in world opens at Trump Tower Nicaragua. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5392 Honey, I told you we should've gotten the bigger beach ball... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5393 Natural gas. Why? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5394 Someone thought it would add color to the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5395 I told you to use the hand pump! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5396 You're the reason why engineers shouldn't be allowed to throw parties. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5397 I've heard of 'pool shrinkage,' but this is new. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5398 Which way to the kiddie pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5399 You should see his raft. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5400 It took my breath away! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5401 Water rationing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5402 It's time we replace the pool buoy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5403 I have to wait 'til after adult swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5404 Should've inflated it before I got in the pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5405 they have the latest in climate change protection 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5406 Yar, I feel out of me depth 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5407 I told you NOT to inflate your ball so much. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5408 He won't be such a hot-shot once shrinkage sets in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5409 He only said he wished to prove that his was bigger than mine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5410 Trudy , Honey can you call the Gullivers ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5411 We like your practical mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5412 It keeps telling me, 'I'm proud of Daddy.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5413 When the package said "Magic Grow," I had no idea! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5414 These are our brand-new SmartBalls. They adjust in size according to user hand sizes. That one over there had a user that misrepresented the size of his hands. That SmartBall is cooling off in the pool until it learned its lesson. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5415 It's a soaker ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5416 It's blockbustet season. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5417 I'm here to promote the science of quantum physics. Holding this observer ball when jumping in will instantly determine the unknown others yet to appear in your reality. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5418 Gee whiz, my balls too small! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5419 But, honey, it's cheaper than hiring a life guard. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5420 Yes, I DID say, "the key to a successful pool party is to just have a big ol' ball". However... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5421 Looks like the Donald has put on some weight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5422 The party hosts, as you can see, are from Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5423 I think Otto went up to the big pool, but he left his darned beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5424 Just a HUGE safety precaution! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5425 The Brobdingnags from next door will be over to pick it up shortly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5426 It's not the size that matters, sometimes its obvious some beach balls are full of hot air! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5427 We ran out of bees, sand, water, and soon color. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5428 Did I miss the LGBT day at the community pool memo? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5429 Branson pickle. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5430 I could never resist Buy One Get One Free 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5431 You get the kid vibe without having to deal with the kids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5432 You may think that size matters, but in denial less is more. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5433 JUST LOOK AT THE POOL LINER. I TOLD YOU NOT TO FART DOWN IN THE MAINTENANCE ROOM. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5434 Every once in a while, they just get stranded. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5435 I TOLD you not to let him watch you blow it up 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5436 The instructions said "place item in water and watch it increase in size, day after day". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5437 Size counts, honey. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5438 Grab me a baking pan and I'll demonstrate why it isn't "just a large beach ball" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5439 She can't handle CostCo. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5440 I told you we should have brought the bigger ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5441 Is this your first visit to Los Angeles? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5442 Wow! That takes some ball... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5443 I told the builders I wanted a pool that matched my beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5444 How come one of your balls is so much bigger than the other? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5445 Just our luck to come here in time for the Plastic Manufacturers' Ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5446 When they said they had a ball at this resort... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5447 Worst water slide ever. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5448 Size isn't everything it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5449 Don't let it deflate your ego. Just remember, it's not about the size of the ball, it's about the motion. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5450 If I'd known Bunyan's kid was coming to the pool today, I'd have left my ball at home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5451 Safety First! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5452 Son of covfefe. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5453 Have you tried deflating it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5454 I just kept blowing till it filled up the pool 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5455 That makes mine look small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5456 Deflating isn't it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5457 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - never bring your own beachball to Mar-a-Lago! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5458 Yo-Yo likes his privacy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5459 WELL IT IS PRETTY, BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BACKYARD POOL? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5460 The last of the big spenders. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5461 Be the first one in your neighborhood to own a genuine American made smog shelter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5462 beach balls should be kept on the beach 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5463 I'm not eager to complain to its owners. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5464 You spoil that boy! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5465 I know it looks like a giant beach ball but it's actually Biosphere 3. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5466 Beached Ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5467 They've been in there since Trump's inauguration. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5468 Phileas? Phileas Fogg? Is that you down there? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5469 This was only a scale model -- but I'll talk to the Coalition. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5470 You have the worst case of beach-ball envy I've ever seen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5471 When you said we were gonna have a ball in the swimming pool, I guess I misunderstood. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5472 they must put super vitamins in the water 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5473 See that's why it is called a beach ball and not a pool ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5474 I guess that answers the question of who has the biggest ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5475 The beginners class starts in an hour. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5476 Now they got your ball beat. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5477 Deflects urine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5478 You left the gate open. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5479 Come on! we have our own rainbow right now. Damn the climate conference. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5480 Rainbow, schmainbow...I just want to swim... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5481 It's too little too late. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5482 If you're gay, they give you one of these. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5483 The Pride pool is a little different from the other pools. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5484 My ex-wife blew that one up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5485 You'll fit in beautifully here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5486 You say we can't wear high heels or hair pins in the pool? Why is that? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5487 Man, he got the same balls of yours. In fact, his is bigger and more noticeable! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5488 I'm sorry honey, little Donald Trump got here first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5489 I know; I know -- sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5490 Everything's bigger in Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5491 I know, I know..I was just hoping there still might be a place for a modest effort to have fun. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5492 Told you so ... we shouldn't let the Big Bad Wolf blow up the beach balls! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5493 Donald brought the damn thing with him ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5494 We really to get some color. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5495 Now you can see what happens when you keep asking for more... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5496 I'm glad we came. Now you might understand what I mean when I tell you that Baroque Period furniture is just too massive for our house. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5497 Welcome to Ball Beach! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5498 It's over, Seymour. Paul is ten times the man you are. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5499 The air-balloonist thought he was a skydiver and 'pooled' the ripcord. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5500 Rapid evaporation due to global warming. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5501 You need bigger balls to play here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5502 Too late, the ball is in play 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5503 The size options online were Small and Large. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5504 As soon as Bob arrived, he realized his hostess gift was redundant. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5505 You should see his raft. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5506 The new Costco Inflatable Pool Ball was all the rage that summer, and really had an impact on Sam and Carol's parties. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5507 They have got balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5508 Underkill? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5509 Feeling a bit inadequate, James was not the belle of the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5510 hard to compete with the Hamptons. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5511 It's really a portal to the Land of the Giant Balls 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5512 Technically, it still falls under "All Inclusive" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5513 You should have your doctor look at the enlarged one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5514 So it expands it water... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5515 I think you need to restart your pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5516 It's for nude bathing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5517 I wish he'd quit landing that hot air balloon in our pool 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5518 He thinks it makes him stand out, I think it's sad. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5519 Biosphere 2017 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5520 It's OK Harold, yours is the perfect size for me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5521 I told you they'd have it covered, Morton. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5522 I spy with my little eye something that begins with b. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5523 The package said "just add water" but I had no idea. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5524 I told you not to ask Donald to blow it up. It's huge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5525 Next, let's see how the *average* size performs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5526 Well it sure doesn't look like the pool is responsible for shrinkage, Alan... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5527 Paul Bunyan forgot his beach ball again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5528 Well, that is certainly one way to compensate for having small hands. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5529 Jeff Koons is in the pool again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5530 HOA said it makes a big difference in the liability insurance if no one can actually swim. With all the bright colors I don't think anyone has noticed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5531 I'm here for the biggest beach ball contest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5532 Total coincidence. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5533 Good grief, I know it's not the size of the wand that matters, it's the magic that's in it! Please explain that to the Donald. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5534 I hate it when Mr. Kirschenbaum floats on his back. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5535 Yes, but it adds color. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5536 Or would you prefer to take a hot air balloon instead?.. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5537 That guy's gotta lose some weight." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5538 So...size matters then? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5539 Don't you think my part has balls? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5540 How embarrassing ! I thought MY ball was big ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5541 Have you seen my big brother? I know he is around her somewhere. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5542 Oh Auntie Em, look what Dorothy brought back for us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5543 Trump? Rainbow Coalition? Noah? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5544 OH, full pool party, not balloon party! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5545 God's beachball. I think we are trespassing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5546 Implant. What? You think we're in Los Angeles. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5547 I'm afraid it's true, George—size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5548 I know he's your nephew, but do we have to invite Tom Brady to our pool parties? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5549 To avoid complete humiliation, Herbert, you need to back up slowly, & get the hell out of here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5550 At Mar-a-Lago we prefer the most biggest balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5551 Need help inflating yours? I received my master's degree in Trombone Performance. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5552 I thought I told you to cut down that beanstalk? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5553 I say we quit trying to keep up with the Joneses. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5554 Thanks, but that guy who lives over in the beanstalk came early and beat you to it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5555 He had to have a bigger pool volley ball. Show-off! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5556 See what happens when you add color to the caption contest! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5557 The Schwarzeneggers moved out. Arnold left his ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5558 That's what I did with that package of yeast! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5559 I don't believe it when women say size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5560 It's Kong's. Leaves it here all the time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5561 Joneses are at it again! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5562 Vodka again? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5563 I told him not to buy pool toys at the Trump Tower gift shop. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5564 Well, I'll just take my ball and go home then! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5565 You shouldn't swim when you're bloated. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5566 I told you to mind the air pump fill rate, but no, you wouldn't listen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5567 Somebody went to Costco. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5568 I guess I didn't need to bring mine... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5569 What did expect when you invited Dan? You know he's from Texas. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5570 I know, it looks cute now, but wait 'til it grows up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5571 Too late Stan, it seems that "Bigly" has just jumped the shark 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5572 Don't worry. Size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5573 When you hold it down low like that yes it looks smaller 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5574 I didn't say you have NO balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5575 She's suing for the breast augmentation 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5576 We'll go home after you put it back in the nest. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5577 I thought we wanted to attract more gays, honey 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5578 The kids are having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5579 I'm sorry, but you need big cojones to join this club. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5580 i married you even though you have a small ball. Relax. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5581 It started growing during Ramadan and never stopped. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5582 It's the new guy at the Club, he's from Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5583 We've curbed Bill's online buying. He's always had problems with scale. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5584 Yes I heard the owner had big balls... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5585 It was Donald Trump, he came and said he "had the biggest beach ball ever!!", threw it in the pool and left. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5586 First pool party in Texas, huh? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5587 Biger is better 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5588 I'm sorry dear, the McGuires insist on being the most ostentatious. I presume they had to pool their resources this time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5589 Have you seen my ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5590 You wanted me to buy a fucking beach ball, did you? Well there ya fuckin go! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5591 It's tough being a Who in a human world! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5592 Okay, I guess it actually is an intercontinental ballistic balloon silo party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5593 Ball envy? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5594 The car park was crammed 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5595 Jeeeez....I wish they could do a better job of landing those hot air balloons. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5596 "Don't worry sweetie, size doesn't matter". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5597 Bet you won't pop it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5598 Cheer up Fred, "Ball Envy" is something you must overcome. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5599 Thanks for fixing my computer -- now can you start working on the iPool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5600 In the words of The Donald, this kid must be HUGH ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5601 Pool closed for fumigation 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5602 I told you we'd have a ball here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5603 We are celebrating Rainbow Coalition 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5604 It bounced in from Rancho Mirage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5605 We're fumigating the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5606 It's osmosis silly. Just press your ball gently against a moist section. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5607 Jello? You have to be kidding! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5608 That's what sometimes happen if you tell everyone bring your own pool toys. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5609 He didn't wait 30 minutes after eating before going in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5610 It took Trump only 5 minutes to blow up 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5611 I commissioned this smaller one just in case the court ruled differently on Obergefell v. Hodges." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5612 You always have to one up me Janice! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5613 This is OUR neighborhood's gene pool ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5614 I thought we agreed to not invite Claes Oldenburg. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5615 It's still loading; you just have to wait a few seconds 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5616 Arr...Any complaints? Rather have sushi? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5617 Now THATS what I call bubble-gum! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5618 "What time does 'Rock, Fortress and Deliverer" Swim End? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5619 I told you we should have joined Costco if we wanted to fit into the neighborhood 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5620 Which giant beach ball do you mean? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5621 Let's go halfsy-halfsy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5622 It's the Extra Large Economy size! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5623 The Big Beachball Tournament was canceled. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5624 I told you that you would not need to bring one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5625 I'd ask him when he comes back with his cooler. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5626 Maybe a more sensible giant will remove it for us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5627 I didn't know the Kushners were staying here too! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5628 I think your ball is a better size. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5629 Many people say there's a very big gold 'T' on the other side. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5630 Sorry...we rented the pool to the NSA. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5631 I couldn't find the 'Medium' size in the catalog! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5632 Darn it, I just can't get this shrink ray to work right. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5633 Darn, I was hoping the Trumps wouldn't be here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5634 What hot air balloon? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5635 I think smaller is often better. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5636 It was inside a bag that said "Just add water". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5637 I should have read the tag. They're made in Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5638 It blocks the full spectrum. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5639 I hate that show off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5640 I think we're covered. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5641 I thought it was BYOB? (Bring Your Own Ball) 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5642 Thanks, the kids are having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5643 If that's how they're going to play, I'm taking my ball and going home! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5644 It's meant to be more of a statement piece. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5645 Alright you guys, its time to tell the owner that Corky's "emotional support anchor" is literally an ANCHOR... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5646 Whoa, dude, now that's ballin'! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5647 You know what they say about guys who drive big flashy cars, right? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5648 George and his new air pump are under there somewhere. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5649 Now what? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5650 We just took one like this and added steroids to the pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5651 I think you lost the wet beach ball contest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5652 How do you like our new sunscreen? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5653 It's a virtual reality pool party ...you wont need a suit...or the beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5654 Standing by the pool, thinking about the sea. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5655 My beach ball may be smaller but it's more functional than Mr. OverCompensate over there.. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5656 That's what a covfefe looks like, when it outgrows it use 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5657 You knew when we accepted the invite that he would be compensating for something. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5658 Size isn't everything. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5659 May I borrow your inflator? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5660 Irv outdid me again? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5661 I don't know why you would think Ted is trying to one-up you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5662 Thant's what happens when you play with sponge balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5663 I'm not sure why we have not been splashed either. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5664 It must have bounced in from Dodger Stadium. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5665 Size matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5666 Guess who's here with his "big beautiful ball"? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5667 I'll take Hollywood sunsets over Key West's any day! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5668 He'll be back. The lifeguard told him he needed to shower first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5669 Glad you brought the little one too...that's just crazy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5670 Bob - "Am I the only one here who is on the ball with the transgender bathroom issue?" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5671 Give her back her baby. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5672 I'm not sure when the delivery date is.... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5673 Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5674 I hope some kid doesn't stick a pin in it; it would take me another 3 hours to blow this one up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5675 Anti-swimming is supposed to be good for cardio. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5676 Inflation is getting out of hand! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5677 Now I know why it was on sale. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5678 This place is getting so over blown. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5679 WHY? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5680 You've heard that size doesn't matter, right? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5681 I don't think this is what the court meant when they ordered us to integrate the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5682 My kids work at Buzzfeed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5683 Trust me. You keep drinking that coffee, you'll get hooked. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5684 It's caused by runoff of winemaking yeast. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5685 I told you, everything here is pastel! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5686 Now in technicolor 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5687 I guess my stupid brother is already here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5688 You call that a beach ball? THAT'S a beach ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5689 Honey, we've talked about this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5690 Aaaargh, Welcome to Pirate's Brewty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5691 Then I heard this sucking sound, and the next thing I knew... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5692 The LGBT community isn't missing a chance to champion their cause. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5693 The craziest part of it is that it comes in the mail with several party animals inside. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5694 Just add water and watch it grow! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5695 Let me show you to your pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5696 Don't feel deflated. I mean, how useful is that one? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5697 Thanks anyways, but I am already going out with the pool boy tonight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5698 They decided this biodome makes for better reality TV. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5699 I guess some things get larger when immersed in a cold pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5700 I told you his was bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5701 This place is so overblown. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5702 I think it's a Color Field inspired piece. It's called '45.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5703 "I had no idea it was "pregnant". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5704 No hurry, Lifeguard. The gondola riders have already drowned. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5705 Well, do you still believe that it's a hoax? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5706 That boy's got some lungs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5707 Trump got here first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5708 You can take your ball home, Howie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5709 And this, of course, is the President's pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5710 It's a Christo starter kit, this was the instructions. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5711 I've got the air apparent. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5712 That’s about the size of it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5713 Well, I'd heard everything was bigger in Texas, but, um... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5714 It's a constant reminder of the bubble I live in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5715 The day the sunscreen expired... the life of helicopter parents. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5716 I told you not to stop blowing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5717 Don’t be upset. It’s actually a parachute for a Space Station landing capsule that missed its mark. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5718 "Harold...don't you think we should put out "Swim at your own risk" signs? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5719 Paul dropped the ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5720 Okay. Who gave Donald my bicycle pump? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5721 Now that's s beach ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5722 Don't you try quality not quantity! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5723 They grow fast if you keep them moist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5724 I said no pool toys. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5725 Costco was having a 2-for-1 sale. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5726 It took on a little water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5727 I told him not to get it wet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5728 The instructions said "For best results, soak in water." I'll put this one in the tub. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5729 Those nice water conservation folks also gave us one or the toilet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5730 I shouldn't have told him I was bringing a beach ball. His is clearly the biggest ever. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5731 You Have A Lovely Ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5732 Guessing his GPS was off in his Hot Air Balloon... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5733 Who invited the Jolly Green Giant? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5734 You call that a beach ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5735 John no beach balls allowed 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5736 A lifeguard would of been way more expensive..plus it came with this one for the kiddie pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5737 Yours is nice, but Donny's is tremendous. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5738 Mine's not as big, but it's just as colorful. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5739 I guess Amazon is delivering directly from China. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5740 Wouldn't it be more neighborly to just get a larger pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5741 Mr. Blowhard, you just won first prize. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5742 well it is his pool, but we haven't seen him for awhile 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5743 Looks like the Hulk is back at the resort. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5744 The big one has a 3D projector inside 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5745 Once again, Harold did not account for the rate of inflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5746 Your reputation as a pool boy sure is ballooning up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5747 Its the MOABB - Mother Of All Beach Balls 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5748 See, I told you not to bring your own ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5749 The President is visiting this afternoon. Optics are important. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5750 I brought you a beach ball but I see you have one already. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5751 I think beach ball envy is absolutely real. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5752 This way there are no kids to deal with. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5753 Wow! Now I see the difference between cheap knockoffs! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5754 Matching beach ball, how suave. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5755 There must be termites of the sea! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5756 I told you already, no swimming until the pool's finished loading. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5757 The day the sunscreen expired... the life of helicopter parents. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5758 Yes it's bigger and yes it fits, OK? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5759 The giant beach ball adds color to the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5760 Got it from Texas. In fact, Ted Cruz blew it up for me before I left. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5761 This is not the answer! Just wear waterproof sunscreen! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5762 This party fucking sucks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5763 So he's beach ball is bigger than mine. I refused to go with steroids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5764 Now,now,dear, you know size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5765 We save thousands a year on pool chemicals. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5766 He paid a premium on his membership, but he checks out Monday morning. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5767 One of my balls is too big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5768 This talk of inflation is all balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5769 I promise honey - size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5770 Hard to believe that it was this size just last week! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5771 Mirrors... It's done with mirrors. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5772 All of the children are dead. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5773 It's not overblown, it's UGE 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5774 That takes some real balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5775 There's a rumor going around that the 50-Foot Woman and her family are here on vacation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5776 It seemed so much bigger when I was a kid. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5777 Welcome to the Ted Turner resort. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5778 He kept asking about someone named Dorothy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5779 I'm sorry Kevin, you're just not old enough to play with the big balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5780 I told you, "come on over! We're having a ball!!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5781 What? I have 6 kids and a Suburban! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5782 Jimmy's might be bigger, but yours is functional. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5783 As you can see we're already having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5784 I thought the splash from the big one would have cleared more chairs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5785 We're at fun capacity. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5786 So I said to myself, wait -- what if, just this once, I (italics) keep (end italics) blowing? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5787 At least my hands are big 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5788 Gay God's Blessings 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5789 He's a real son of a beach ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5790 It's a great beach ball- the best beach ball. No beach ball is bigger or better. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5791 I thought you told me inflation was at an all-time low. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5792 Sorry Stephen, little Donald said we have to play with his ball today. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5793 Yeah, the new pool service is called Alice N’ Wonderland’s. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5794 There is always someone who needs to show off a bigger one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5795 This is very kind of you, but the invitation was join us at the beach ball, not bring a beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5796 The community board has finally gone too far. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5797 Sometimes bigger is not better. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5798 I told you it was pointless to try and keep up with the Joneses. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5799 No thank you, the world is my oyster. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5800 Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5801 How long ago did you rescue that thing from the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5802 When they said it was a beach ball party, I thought they meant for us to bring our own! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5803 It looks just like this only bigger 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5804 Let's call Mr. Carp, he'll know what to do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5805 "Oh NO, Bob! No trouble at all! We'll just laboriously remove OUR giant beach ball so you can play in the pool with YOUR very own regular-sized beach ball! ANYthing for you, man! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5806 I thought the ball was cancelled? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5807 Oh God, your brother's here... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5808 This would seem to be yet another case of too little, too late. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5809 I think the Maralago management is overcompensating for their small pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5810 They're overdoing the water conservation thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5811 I told him to stop blowing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5812 The kids call it Thunderdome. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5813 C'mon...Size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5814 You're wrong, Bill. Size DOES matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5815 Fortunately they were able to rescue the space capsule and decided to leave this for us as a souvenir. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5816 Yeah, I would say it's a tad bigger than yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5817 I feel so inaqequate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5818 I'm sorry, the rule is only one beachball in the pool at a time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5819 It's a deflating situation 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5820 Your ball may be fine, but our's is huge, not for losers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5821 Equal rights? I don't see none. Where is my freedom to go bare balls? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5822 Think of it as an over-inflated ego. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5823 It's not the size that counts. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5824 Covfefe? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5825 It wasn't me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5826 You brought a beach ball to a balloon fight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5827 Guess what, Jim--size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5828 Colorful, isn't it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5829 It's the pool experience without the UVR dangers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5830 It's the one that got away. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5831 The project to bring a splash of color to the mundane monochrome existence of suburbanites fails to impress 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5832 I hear the owner will do just about anything to stop the leaks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5833 I need a spicy rum & blubber mocha cappuccino. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5834 My first attempt succeeded bigly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5835 They're so fun at that age. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5836 Oversized balls are not my thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5837 Do you always have to one-up me? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5838 How can I keep cool when people blow all of this hot air around me? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5839 They grow, you know. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5840 Leave it to Trump to spoil the fun for everyone. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5841 That one took me six weeks with a hand pump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5842 One serving zero. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5843 I think size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5844 Didn't I tell you to get bigger balls? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5845 I love bubbles galore 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5846 When Gulliver Loses his Ball at the Lilliput Beach Club 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5847 Wait 'til they see your sand toys. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5848 My only problem now is, how do I get this baby inside the ballpark? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5849 Steve may have the biggest balls, but mine are less intimidating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5850 Did a giant copy you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5851 The architects were rather avant-garde in the way they thought about outer space. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5852 Alice is drinking again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5853 This one’s Earth. My Sun is in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5854 Don't worry Larry, it's not the size that matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5855 Someone asked me for a match. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5856 See what happens when you throw a beach ball in the pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5857 Inflation is really getting out of control. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5858 "MARCO?" "polo". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5859 No, I really don't have an electric pump, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5860 I'm sorry, Harold, but size really does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5861 This could be the start of something big! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5862 That's just oneupsmanship! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5863 Well, the Jones'es sure one-upped us this time! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5864 You can still dream, can't you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5865 Ok, just a couple more and we'll have enough to play a proper game of hide and covfefe. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5866 I ran out of colored pencils 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5867 We bought it from Mar-a-lago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5868 Sorry Zane, you need a much smaller pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5869 Here at Mar-a-Lago, hands can be small, but balls have to be big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5870 Trump's under there colluding with the Russians. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5871 It came from over those hills. A Paul Bunyon hook shot, I suspect. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5872 Marco? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5873 The guy over there has one bigger than yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5874 Well, it's not unusual that the first time you go nude swimming, you'd like a security ball, but the exact same colors? Synchronistic, to the max! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5875 Well, for that one, I used the Barry Bonds model tire pump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5876 Looks like I bought one too many. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5877 Apparently size DOES matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5878 The secretarial pool was starting to get too empty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5879 Well, they did advertise they had an indoor pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5880 I wish you had told Harry not to bring his beach ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5881 Damn! I've been trumped! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5882 Not the biggest ball I've seen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5883 It's from Pleasantville. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5884 And you thought yours was bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5885 This is an exclusive ball club. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5886 ...and I use one of these in every toilet tank. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5887 So they finally dropped the big one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5888 Nobody here swims. We prefer to schmooze. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5889 Is this really your idea of blending in? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5890 I told you this resort was out of our league. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5891 Don't over inflate that one 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5892 So where do you store your hot air balloon? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5893 I'm telling you it's because of global warming and there's going to be a Big Bang! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5894 Who invited Paul Bunyan? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5895 Don't worry, the kids are having a ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5896 Anchors away! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5897 Aliens copied it to create a 'Trojan' Beach Ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5898 See, I told you its okay to have balls in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5899 You're right. Inflation can be very problematic. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5900 Don't blow this one out of proportion. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5901 Made in China 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5902 You know, it's true. Living in Florida, there's never a dull moment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5903 In a new pool the biggest balls were revealed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5904 Honey, you know I don't care how big your is. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5905 It's a new sport: Alt-Ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5906 With the Prez in town, it's a whole new ballgame. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5907 He can dive in after his daddy gets out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5908 Take care of the little things and the big things will take care of themselves. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5909 I told him not to get it wet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5910 It, a shame your late, we could have used your ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5911 Next year, let's get a bigger, more colorful beach ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5912 Marvin, maybe we should upgrade our membership status. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5913 Be careful -- you're getting a lot of color. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5914 I suggest a trade with folks at the beach. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5915 I see beachballs are really big here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5916 The box said "one size fits all." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5917 Praise Ball. You can put your offering over there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5918 While we're all spellbound, 'Big and Colorful' has started to reproduce! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5919 He also had two scoops of ice cream. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5920 The Smiths show off their hot air balloon hatchery. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5921 Return my son and you will live. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5922 Why yes, I am new to Texas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5923 My theme is Money 1. surgical strike 2.Money is not funny 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5924 I told you global warming was no myth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5925 The ball is filled with water, but the neighbors think I'm an environmentalist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5926 WOW, You should totally be on shark tank! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5927 Now that's just mean. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5928 I'm completely out of breath. This one will have to do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5929 It is my new pastel covfefe. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5930 It's not the size of the sphere; it's the fear of the jeer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5931 Well maybe you are under-compensating for something. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5932 This pool party is all about making a statement. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5933 He made beachballs great again, but the rest of summer's ruined. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5934 Don't worry, it's not about the size it's about how you use it 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5935 Arr. Yeah, man. It's cause my coffee game is off the hook. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5936 The voices coming from it are louder at night. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5937 I guess this one is just a son of a beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5938 The dolphins are holding their convention. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5939 I think I might have over-inflated your balls again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5940 What makes you think I did it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5941 Yes, apparently termites can in fact swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5942 Yours will make the pool great again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5943 You have the best dress for today's party ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5944 Somebody has a big ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5945 No diving allowed! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5946 The important thing is how you use it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5947 The local water is very hard, so when they made it a saltwater pool all they could do was tent it and let people bounce around. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5948 Oh, I see that Tom and Giselle are here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5949 Just like every time, someone's got bigger balls than you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5950 Yet his hands are so small. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5951 The press calls it 'Inflategate.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5952 Not to worry! We've got a call in for Brady and his bunch. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5953 You should have called. We already have one. I don't know were you are going to put that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5954 I told you the Joneses had everything bigger than yours. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5955 No, it does say anything about your manhood. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5956 I told you it was doing steroids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5957 No, I haven't seen the Jolly Green Giant! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5958 Great, another thing to feel inadequate about. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5959 UGH...I know what that's like every time I eat a whole bag of potato chips! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5960 My Big Ball... I've been looking everywhere for that! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5961 Rum coconut macchiato pick up for Davey Jones! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5962 I know I said size doesn't matter, David -- but who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5963 Darn it...I bring a beach ball...they have a bigger one...but the joke's on them...how do you throw THAT around?... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5964 "I'll swim in this beach ball" - Arman Roberts, age 6, Bainbridge Island, Wash. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5965 This is so embarrassing! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5966 Sure, it's huge but tweetybird won't admit it's his. Calls it another fake beachball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5967 we're bigly, you're sad 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5968 See Gloria, bigger is not always better! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5969 My son connected it to the heat pump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5970 I was afraid there might be trouble when the Brobdingnags moved in next door 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5971 What a day! One minute surrounded by air. Next, head deep in water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5972 What do you mean "this is giving you ideas?" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5973 ...but if the Earth were really this close to the Sun, we would all be dead. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5974 This is your first pool party, isn't it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5975 If Gulliver won't raise his fence, I'm going to have to snapchat the Lilliputians. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5976 You've heard of 'a chicken in every pot'? Well, this just arrived from Mar-a-lago! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5977 Yes, yours is little and cute now, but trust me, you don't want to overfeed it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5978 They say it rolled over from the Gullivers' place. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5979 I never trust anything that says, just add water 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5980 Anyone know Mr. Carp? Some kid fed the ball too much air. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5981 The package did say that individual product size may vary... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5982 Sorry, but it's Donald's ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5983 Today's weather forcast......sunny with a chance of Bawl. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5984 Honey, he must be overcompensating for something. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5985 We do summer big here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5986 Pick Nick...at the swimming pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5987 I guess in this case size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5988 Good thing I brought 2 of these. Wanna have a catch? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5989 Am I too late? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5990 Talk about hogging the pool ---let's hit the beach, that can take any size ball! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5991 Sadly, it has become the age of bigly beach balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5992 Being long-winded doth not impress anyone but your wife 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5993 I have to go to America 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5994 May be bigger but mine bounces! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5995 Let's at least wait till the food comes out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5996 I've got one just like yours but it's disappeared. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5997 Just your typical Motel in Texas,big hats no cattle,big beach balls no water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5998 Well then, I'm just going to take my ball and go home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5999 I am at peace with being the big fish in a small pond. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6000 I kept telling them that sun blocker is simpler and cheaper. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6001 You can't fight the inevitable logic of the marketplace. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6002 Honestly, overkill is SO last year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6003 You're wrong, playing Marco Polo is not for sissies. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6004 So you're the token Democrat here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6005 Whatever happened to 'Fee Fi Fo Fum!'? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6006 Obviously, I'm still struggling with some inadequacy issues. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6007 Something about not wanting to be upstaged again...? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6008 We forgot to read the instructions on the first one: "Don't place in a damp location." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6009 I thought it was meant to stay in orbit . 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6010 Using ' instead of " again, I see. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6011 Face it, we are never going to keep up with the Joneses 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6012 He did promise that the next biodome would be refreshing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6013 Cheer up hon, like I've always said..."Bigger is not always better" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6014 He just has a little air in his trunks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6015 Their ball is a bit obnoxious, don't you think? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6016 Just in case it rains, we're set. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6017 It's amazing what happens when you fill it with helium. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6018 I like how unassuming and modest you've been. Nothing too out-sized. When Grendel gets back we'll have to try it out in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6019 Well, somebody is compensating for very small hands. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6020 Honey, the ball isn't interfering with the pool. It's just asking for your loyalty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6021 Never mind, Trevor. Just another failure in our communication. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6022 I dunno .. he just kept saying, "My balls are really Yuge." Yuge!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6023 I think they're alive. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6024 He keeps blowing the gay-rights issue out of proportion. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6025 Feeling a little inadequate, Henry? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6026 It's normal for your balls to differ in size. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6027 No dear, it's not a metaphor. And I still love you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6028 Her new boyfriend brought a beach ball too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6029 Do you know how many pumps it took to fill it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6030 It said if not sure of size, to order UP one size. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6031 We are searching for a Large Spike! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6032 Are you proud of your little ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6033 Dondi, it looks like you have found a home, even if it is a cabana. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6034 I'm sorry Steve, but size DOES matter! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6035 Well, I'm pretty sure we got ours at Big Lots. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6036 This does seem like one of those cases where size matters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6037 Of course, it was all too easy to catch the famed Loch Ness Monster after he got his new hat. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6038 I guess that explains where all the inflatable dinosaurs went. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6039 SPF8 or Republic of Boulder or The Liberal Bubble 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6040 I told you it looked like a nest! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6041 The beachball guard wasn't looking 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6042 Helen, you always want to reduce things to black and white. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6043 Almost too big, really. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6044 Looks like the Jones's are here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6045 Geez, does Donald Trump have to have the biggest EVERYTHING? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6046 When Trump got elected, God dropped the ball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6047 The pool cleaning guy thought of it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6048 Those Jones'... always finding a new way to make a guy feel like he just can't keep up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6049 We had to tent. Accounting got drunk over the week end and thought the pool was a water pipe. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6050 Somehow I misplaced my Viagra. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6051 I forgot to tell you that pool toys are prohibited. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6052 A total color eclipse is expected in twelve hours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6053 It's for Trump's ego to play with. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6054 That's the one that was blown up by a politician. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6055 Now we can play on the deck too! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6056 The liability insurance is just peanuts. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6057 We already have one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6058 size queeens. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6059 Don't you think that's overkill? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6060 Christo? No, he left about an hour ago. Why? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6061 That is so covfefe! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6062 I'm new here. My neighbor said, "You'll have a ball at the pool!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6063 It's been there since he went to Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6064 It happens when you grow older. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6065 We should have said no to the super size. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6066 Think the nuclear waste water had anything to do with it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6067 Oh! Is this pride in the mountains? I don't want to miss it! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6068 I wish mine were that big! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6069 What about this one? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6070 I told the kids to stay poolside... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6071 Now do you believe me? Size DOES Matter 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6072 Wow. Membership has really ballooned at the pool club. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6073 No, it looks like that but bigger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6074 The hot air balloon race ends here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6075 I told you we'd have a really great ball here! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6076 I guess size does matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6077 Well, the instructions did say not to overinflate. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6078 Our Party is the minority now. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6079 I see Gulliver still hasn't grasped the concept of scale. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6080 Another Rod Sterling pool party. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6081 Look a perfect match. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6082 The label says "Keep away from water". Now I get it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6083 I'm currently working on one that's a tad less absorbent. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6084 It came from the Mar-A-Lago Pro Shop. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6085 It's the scale model we ordered. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6086 Honest! Ask anyone, size doesn't really matter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6087 Not to worry, we tolerate all sizes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6088 Have you been in the orgasmatron yet? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6089 Balls seem are colorful during Pride Month, don't they? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6090 I sure an glad my beach ball doesn't have an inflated ego. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6091 So much for attempts at originality. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6092 Do they all get that big? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6093 It's the chemicals. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6094 Well, we told the Homeowners Association we'd have pride in our pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6095 It lowers my water bill. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6096 I thought ‘hygroscopic’ meant colorful. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6097 At this pool, you don't need to be afraid to show your true size. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6098 We call it The Creature from the Rainbow Lagoon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6099 Too big, won't fit in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6100 It must be something in the water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6101 we're making beach balls great again! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6102 I'm not sure it's a fair match. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6103 Just add water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6104 We definitely save money on lifeguards. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6105 Call David. Goliath checked back into the hotel. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6106 it was meant to dissolve 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6107 We're waiting for someone to jump out of it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6108 They're from Texas. He's an architect, she's in fashion and drinks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6109 So what makes you think your brother is trying to show you up again? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6110 I'm really having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6111 It´s the Federal Reserve´s attempt to stimulate inflation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6112 They dropped in and added some color to the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6113 Never let a five year old inflate a beach ball ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6114 Where did all the kids go? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6115 So *this* is how inflation takes a toll on the 1%! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6116 I think the Wizard has returned. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6117 You should see the one they put in the ocean. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6118 Glow ball warning! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6119 Did that beachball fall from yonder beanstalk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6120 Did you turn up the pool heater thermostat? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6121 I guess it is different from a towel on the chair 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6122 Sorry, I like playing with big balls. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6123 Bob made the classic newbie faux pas at the giant beachball party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6124 I've been dying to join this inclusive club for ages. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6125 Someone's going through a mid-childhood crisis... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6126 Yes, it's humongous, but I'm perfectly happy with your beach-ball 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6127 I guess the Green Giant is not very smart. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6128 Please, take this in memory of your husband, the hot air balloon captain, who drowned tragically . . . . Too soon? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6129 Have you tried vitamin supplements? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6130 No need. Our neibors the Kongs have already supplied us with this afternoons activity. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6131 Yes, well, you've a lot more practice, haven't you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6132 He sure has you sized up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6133 i hate this club. Everyone's always trying to show how big their balls are. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6134 Oh, Honey... size doesn't matter! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6135 That's got to be the biggest deadlock bathing cap in the world. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6136 I'm providing child care during adult swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6137 Not surprisingly, his car was tiny. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6138 We really need to get here earlier, Ted. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6139 Oh, stay. We're all having a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6140 I told you the Bunyan were going to be a problem. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6141 Do you want to jump in the pool? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6142 It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6143 A mother of balloons 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6144 Gregg, it's Inflated Ego Swim for another 45 minutes. Humble Swim starts at 4pm. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6145 Trump Tub 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6146 He's just compensating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6147 I tried to tell you they can get big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6148 Remember Aruba? He is constantly saying he's got bigger balls than everyone else. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6149 It's an aqua-chameleon that mimics common pool-side objects to attract prey. Where are Mom and Dad? Editor's Note: This is NOT a New Yorker cartoon submission but a Safety Advisory Bulletin for pool owners. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6150 Joe designed this new swimming pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6151 My point is that the planet is like a big ball to play with that just needs to be given more color! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6152 Inflated ego? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6153 If we don't say it's the biggest ever he's taking it home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6154 They're cute when they're under-inflated. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6155 Who the heck came up with that idea? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6156 Don't feel bad. It's all in how you use it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6157 I said Beach Ball NOT Leech Ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6158 Boy has Bubble Boy grown! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6159 That must be the new deluxe model. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6160 Over compensating? What for? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6161 Maybe Satan's trying to get away for Father's Day Weekend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6162 Who's the idiot, who brought the beach ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6163 I told you to never bring a ball to a balloon party 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6164 I never know what to bring. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6165 Is this Jesses Jackson house? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6166 Awww! Sorry! My husband is in the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6167 It was built for the annual Gay Eskimo convention. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6168 I know its 2017 and body-shaming is out, but I feel like I should say something. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6169 Well, YOU'RE not the blowhard. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6170 So, you're still telling me that size doesn't matter? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6171 This one's inflategate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6172 That's Donald's ball; it only works if you have a propensity for hyperbole. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6173 I hate it when the large beach ball hogs the pool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6174 Did you try to blow a bit more air into yours? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6175 Ball envy? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6176 I see the President got to the pool first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6177 We added our own ball after you leaked in the pool yesterday 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6178 Bigger isn't always better. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6179 You're not from around here, are you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6180 They also have unicorn toast at the cabana. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6181 I don't think I'll inflate this one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6182 Inflation? Hot air? Must be Washington! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6183 Can we play with mine or would you rather wait for him? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6184 I think they overdid it with the bicycle pump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6185 The Robertsons from Texas came to the pool party too. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6186 My kid got his hand on some crayons. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6187 I think the beach balls are a little big for our pools, 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6188 I brought my own beeyatch ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6189 We're just waiting for the pool to be ready. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6190 I'd feed it to the pool! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6191 It goes nice with the purple mountain majesty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6192 Everything's ginormous from Costco. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6193 You always say that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6194 Color, crap drawing-is Mr Mankoff ok? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6195 Sorry, no balls. He's hugely strict on that 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6196 This is the first ball we've been invited to. Lets dance. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6197 " I told you the party would be a ball!" Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6198 I told him not to blow it up so big. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6199 It's the Covfefe. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6200 Honey, there's a time and a place for beach balls. This isn't it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6201 Where they shot "Lolita." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6202 I can tell this is the start of big summer fun. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6203 Where's the lifeguard? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6204 But what if I don't want to share? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6205 It's not that your ball is so small, Walt. It's just that it's exactly the same design as the one Lester already has. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6206 This is definitely setting back my recovery from beach ball envy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6207 Did no one tell you the effect of greenhouse gases on beach balls? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6208 its the new "Safe Pool" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6209 She's 13, a little gawky, a little shy... give her some privacy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6210 Cost/benefit analysis shows it pays for itself in 5 years since we don't have to hire a lifeguard. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6211 Small hands, small feet, small ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6212 They had a sale, what can I say. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6213 Sorry but size does matter 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6214 Yeah, my beach ball used to do that too until I got this really great trainer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6215 The bigger and better Trumps are here again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6216 I promise honey, size doesn't really matter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6217 I can't help but see the metaphor here, Brian. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6218 No. Yours is larger. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6219 I got the economy sized from Costco. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6220 The complaint is overblown! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6221 That kid was standing too close to the artist 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6222 You just get it wet and "Voila." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6223 One town's answer to an out-of-control lifeguard payroll. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6224 I thought the sign said no ball playing inside the pool area 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6225 I was told my ball was bigly. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6226 Don't worry sweetie-you know what they say--Big ball-little hands. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6227 "Why don't you tell them the filter is broken? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6228 That's OK Darrel, my boyfriend took care of it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6229 Trump beach ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6230 I'm not sure that the Joneses have any realistic expectation that we'll attempt to keep up with them. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6231 I told you your mother has a big mouth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6232 This whole Texas thing is a bit awkward. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6233 Did you put your name on your ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6234 It's lopsided, but I still have a pair. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6235 Roald, is this research for your next book, James and the Giant Beach Ball? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6236 "Honey, you know that size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6237 we're bigly, you're smally 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6238 Ed, you're going to lose your membership; no one tries to match Mr. Bigly? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6239 Guess it's safe to say McDonlad's now adds GMO's to their Happy Meal toys 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6240 Termites. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0