Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
"I'll catch it", was the last I heard. |
1.7957 |
0.03490 |
553 |
254 |
158 |
141 |
1 |
Yours is perfectly adequate. |
1.7908 |
0.04175 |
349 |
150 |
122 |
77 |
2 |
It looked a lot smaller online. |
1.7293 |
0.04303 |
314 |
145 |
109 |
60 |
3 |
Well, where do you think these little balls come from? |
1.6829 |
0.02263 |
1400 |
794 |
256 |
350 |
4 |
If size didn't matter we'd all be swimming. |
1.6765 |
0.05398 |
204 |
104 |
62 |
38 |
5 |
It was only a dollar more.. |
1.6764 |
0.03465 |
479 |
240 |
154 |
85 |
6 |
You should see his water noodle. |
1.6733 |
0.05309 |
202 |
101 |
66 |
35 |
7 |
This "mine is bigger than yours" thing between you and your brother has got to stop, Harry. |
1.6697 |
0.03329 |
551 |
289 |
155 |
107 |
8 |
No chance of us getting them mixed up, I initialed mine. |
1.6649 |
0.03139 |
576 |
292 |
185 |
99 |
9 |
Costco. Why? |
1.6644 |
0.03667 |
432 |
222 |
133 |
77 |
10 |
It keeps blowing over from Mar-a-Lago. You'd think they would build a wall. |
1.6567 |
0.05135 |
233 |
125 |
63 |
45 |
11 |
Not Freudian. Trumpian. |
1.6364 |
0.05807 |
187 |
105 |
45 |
37 |
12 |
He has a bigger house, a bigger car, and now a bigger ball - need I go on? |
1.6344 |
0.02704 |
930 |
548 |
174 |
208 |
13 |
The car, the house--it's always a competition with him. |
1.6314 |
0.02761 |
803 |
448 |
203 |
152 |
14 |
With a coupon it cost the same as the small one. |
1.6190 |
0.05777 |
168 |
91 |
50 |
27 |
15 |
Just be patient. He goes back to Washington Sunday night and takes his ball with him. |
1.6129 |
0.04896 |
248 |
140 |
64 |
44 |
16 |
It's right there on the label: May expand when wet. |
1.6125 |
0.04104 |
320 |
172 |
100 |
48 |
17 |
They've appeared out of nowhere , in pools all over the world. |
1.6083 |
0.02762 |
817 |
477 |
183 |
157 |
18 |
Thats the last time I send you to Costco |
1.6083 |
0.03584 |
434 |
239 |
126 |
69 |
19 |
In this neighborhood, size is everything. |
1.6026 |
0.06345 |
156 |
92 |
34 |
30 |
20 |
You really blew that out of proportion didn't you? |
1.6022 |
0.05617 |
186 |
106 |
48 |
32 |
21 |
That's inflation for you. |
1.5985 |
0.03781 |
391 |
219 |
110 |
62 |
22 |
That is not what B.Y.O.B. meant on the invitation. |
1.5960 |
0.05106 |
198 |
107 |
64 |
27 |
23 |
THEIR BEACHBALL IS OUT OF ORDER. Ours goes pink, yellow, green, blue. |
1.5845 |
0.03254 |
633 |
398 |
100 |
135 |
24 |
Are we in The New Yorker or one of those annoying adult coloring books? |
1.5790 |
0.03056 |
582 |
332 |
163 |
87 |
25 |
Wait until you see the size of the seal. |
1.5758 |
0.04166 |
297 |
166 |
91 |
40 |
26 |
All I heard was, "It's gonna be the biggest beach ball. The best. The greatest. Amazing. Yuge! Believ---OOF." |
1.5736 |
0.04049 |
326 |
186 |
93 |
47 |
27 |
I guess my 'fat fingered vulgarian' joke really pissed him off. |
1.5674 |
0.03669 |
534 |
357 |
51 |
126 |
28 |
If my neighbor asks for his ball back, just fucking give it to him. |
1.5665 |
0.03646 |
526 |
347 |
60 |
119 |
29 |
Of course your Gay Pride is just as big as Ed's. |
1.5664 |
0.06320 |
143 |
85 |
35 |
23 |
30 |
Last one on is a rotten egg. |
1.5660 |
0.03531 |
523 |
333 |
84 |
106 |
31 |
But don't you see! The proper order is red, yellow, green! |
1.5558 |
0.03484 |
475 |
289 |
108 |
78 |
32 |
I only came here to drink anyways. |
1.5512 |
0.03500 |
459 |
278 |
109 |
72 |
33 |
It's what you do with it that counts. |
1.5459 |
0.05195 |
185 |
107 |
55 |
23 |
34 |
He had to have a bigger car than me, a bigger house than me. I tell you Helene, it never ends! |
1.5377 |
0.03838 |
411 |
263 |
75 |
73 |
35 |
That's so sweet of you Bob...but we already have one. |
1.5362 |
0.06270 |
138 |
84 |
34 |
20 |
36 |
I can't put my finger on it, Carla, but this club makes me feel so inadequate. |
1.5302 |
0.05913 |
149 |
90 |
39 |
20 |
37 |
In Mar-a-Lago, size matters. |
1.5298 |
0.04185 |
302 |
184 |
76 |
42 |
38 |
Yes, but did you see how small his hands are? |
1.5270 |
0.04128 |
315 |
194 |
76 |
45 |
39 |
Do you think he's overcompensating for something? |
1.5243 |
0.05259 |
185 |
112 |
49 |
24 |
40 |
I guess that's the hole-ball of wax. |
1.5232 |
0.04345 |
367 |
256 |
30 |
81 |
41 |
'As you can see, the Trumps got here first.' |
1.5168 |
0.06289 |
149 |
97 |
27 |
25 |
42 |
Try rubbing it. |
1.5105 |
0.06107 |
143 |
90 |
33 |
20 |
43 |
Bring a beach ball, you said. You'll make a good impression, you said. |
1.5050 |
0.03880 |
303 |
181 |
91 |
31 |
44 |
Margaret was right....that bathing suit makes her butt look huge |
1.5018 |
0.04506 |
277 |
181 |
53 |
43 |
45 |
If it stays up for more than four hours, we're supposed to call a physician. |
1.4873 |
0.04197 |
275 |
173 |
70 |
32 |
46 |
Well, apparently more than his ego is inflated. |
1.4857 |
0.05953 |
140 |
89 |
34 |
17 |
47 |
Plenty of guys have one ball bigger than the other. |
1.4833 |
0.04609 |
269 |
182 |
44 |
43 |
48 |
It's payback for my reporting that his inaugural ball wasn't as bigly as some others. |
1.4819 |
0.05035 |
166 |
100 |
52 |
14 |
49 |
I think I mixed up the Viagra and Chlorine Tablet bottles |
1.4808 |
0.04443 |
260 |
169 |
57 |
34 |
50 |
I've found someone else. |
1.4785 |
0.05348 |
186 |
123 |
37 |
26 |
51 |
Is it just me, or has inflation gotten out of hand? |
1.4770 |
0.04509 |
239 |
153 |
58 |
28 |
52 |
But compared to what you've seen at other pools, mine is about average, right? |
1.4754 |
0.04401 |
244 |
155 |
62 |
27 |
53 |
You must be new to Texas.... |
1.4741 |
0.04456 |
251 |
163 |
57 |
31 |
54 |
Just wait till you see the seal! |
1.4737 |
0.04473 |
247 |
160 |
57 |
30 |
55 |
Maybe you should take yours over to the baby pool. |
1.4715 |
0.04449 |
246 |
159 |
58 |
29 |
56 |
If this were a simulation, the colors would be in the same order! |
1.4713 |
0.04942 |
244 |
171 |
31 |
42 |
57 |
They were wrong. It wasn't an asteroid after all. |
1.4711 |
0.04427 |
242 |
155 |
60 |
27 |
58 |
I don't think you've got the ball to compete. |
1.4661 |
0.04548 |
236 |
154 |
54 |
28 |
59 |
It's true, one of your balls is larger than the other. |
1.4632 |
0.04741 |
231 |
155 |
45 |
31 |
60 |
No yeah, yours is totally nice too. |
1.4630 |
0.04726 |
216 |
141 |
50 |
25 |
61 |
You haven't got the ball to compete, have you? |
1.4602 |
0.04612 |
226 |
148 |
52 |
26 |
62 |
they blow up so quickly don't they? |
1.4545 |
0.05148 |
176 |
115 |
42 |
19 |
63 |
Herman's neighbor had a home with a three car garage, a bigger, high end SUV, and now this? |
1.4541 |
0.05283 |
218 |
158 |
21 |
39 |
64 |
We've sent someone to find a pin. |
1.4537 |
0.04630 |
216 |
141 |
52 |
23 |
65 |
Trump insisted we use his ball |
1.4498 |
0.04885 |
209 |
141 |
42 |
26 |
66 |
At least mine has the same colors..!!.. |
1.4493 |
0.04775 |
207 |
137 |
47 |
23 |
67 |
I'm gonna try to squeeze in a swim. |
1.4471 |
0.05343 |
170 |
114 |
36 |
20 |
68 |
What part of spontaneously capricious polychromatic spherical mega-erratic subdivision do you not understand? |
1.4417 |
0.06567 |
120 |
83 |
21 |
16 |
69 |
Hey, I tried to tell him it wasn't about size. . . but you know Donald! |
1.4375 |
0.05150 |
192 |
133 |
34 |
25 |
70 |
Don't get too Freudian on me, Harold. It's just another man's beach ball. |
1.4368 |
0.04683 |
190 |
123 |
51 |
16 |
71 |
This piece is called 'Covfefe'. It explores the relationship between ego and intellect. |
1.4365 |
0.06015 |
126 |
84 |
29 |
13 |
72 |
what on earth made you pick a ball with those colors? |
1.4339 |
0.04638 |
189 |
122 |
52 |
15 |
73 |
We're just going to have to get used to having Christo in our neighborhood. |
1.4332 |
0.04970 |
187 |
126 |
41 |
20 |
74 |
Well, he's trying to compensate for something. |
1.4324 |
0.04580 |
185 |
118 |
54 |
13 |
75 |
Can I sue? It copied my colors. |
1.4324 |
0.05349 |
185 |
131 |
28 |
26 |
76 |
Your first question is why it's floating so low in the water? Really?? |
1.4324 |
0.05009 |
185 |
125 |
40 |
20 |
77 |
I guess Tom Brady overinflated this time. |
1.4278 |
0.04922 |
180 |
120 |
43 |
17 |
78 |
Isn't the biggest house enough for that guy? |
1.4270 |
0.05449 |
178 |
127 |
26 |
25 |
79 |
What do you mean it does not match? |
1.4237 |
0.04781 |
177 |
116 |
47 |
14 |
80 |
People who bought that also bought this. |
1.4237 |
0.05106 |
177 |
121 |
37 |
19 |
81 |
Where am I going to pee? |
1.4229 |
0.05458 |
175 |
125 |
26 |
24 |
82 |
Looks like Trump got here first. |
1.4220 |
0.05319 |
173 |
121 |
31 |
21 |
83 |
No one wants to swim, we're all out of breath. |
1.4184 |
0.05527 |
141 |
95 |
33 |
13 |
84 |
Don't be deflated because your ball is small; you nailed the color scheme. |
1.4176 |
0.05514 |
170 |
122 |
25 |
23 |
85 |
This must be your first Texas pool party. |
1.4167 |
0.05563 |
168 |
121 |
24 |
23 |
86 |
Let's quietly leave. I just don't see us fitting in. |
1.4146 |
0.05325 |
164 |
114 |
32 |
18 |
87 |
Honey, remember this is Mar-a-Lago, it's his pool, just get over it. |
1.4135 |
0.06235 |
133 |
96 |
19 |
18 |
88 |
I get a lower rate on my insurance if no one actually swims in the pool. |
1.4133 |
0.07848 |
75 |
52 |
15 |
8 |
89 |
Don't worry, Donnie. You can tweet that yours is bigger. |
1.4123 |
0.06330 |
114 |
79 |
23 |
12 |
90 |
Sorry, I thought you'd have a bigger pool. |
1.4112 |
0.07145 |
107 |
79 |
12 |
16 |
91 |
Amazon said it was 12 inches |
1.4110 |
0.05202 |
163 |
112 |
35 |
16 |
92 |
Then the whole "my balls are bigger than yours" thing got kinda out of hand. |
1.4099 |
0.05536 |
161 |
115 |
26 |
20 |
93 |
They do this every time the lifeguard goes on a break. |
1.4099 |
0.04943 |
161 |
107 |
42 |
12 |
94 |
Who invited Trump's kid? |
1.4094 |
0.06260 |
127 |
91 |
20 |
16 |
95 |
You know little Donnie needs to have the bigly, hugely, most beautiful Covfefe in the pool, right? |
1.4091 |
0.05420 |
154 |
107 |
31 |
16 |
96 |
The ad said they had a big ballroom |
1.4088 |
0.05142 |
159 |
108 |
37 |
14 |
97 |
I thought cold water made them shrink? |
1.4088 |
0.05516 |
159 |
113 |
27 |
19 |
98 |
So that's a large and that's a medium? |
1.4080 |
0.05576 |
125 |
83 |
33 |
9 |
99 |
I bet whoever's ball that is, he's wearing a Speedo. |
1.4076 |
0.05419 |
157 |
110 |
30 |
17 |
100 |
Remember the Pool Regulations we forgot to vote on last fall ?? |
1.4076 |
0.05266 |
157 |
108 |
34 |
15 |
101 |
And you should see the size of his noodle. |
1.4038 |
0.05440 |
156 |
110 |
29 |
17 |
102 |
Trust me. The pool is a LOT cleaner this way. |
1.4038 |
0.04963 |
156 |
104 |
41 |
11 |
103 |
We got this because we couldn't afford a life guard. |
1.4026 |
0.05334 |
154 |
107 |
32 |
15 |
104 |
"No, seriously... You should take a picture of that hot air balloon stuck in our pool -- and then send it to 'The New Yorker' for their next caption contest. You won't believe the number of idiots who won't "get it". |
1.4026 |
0.05568 |
154 |
110 |
26 |
18 |
105 |
The package said size of a human head. I didn't know they meant the President. |
1.4000 |
0.05676 |
150 |
108 |
24 |
18 |
106 |
It cost more to send it back than to just keep it. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
107 |
I just wanna Make Beach Balls Great Again |
1.3931 |
0.05562 |
145 |
103 |
27 |
15 |
108 |
It cuts down on the yelling and splashing. |
1.3916 |
0.05617 |
143 |
102 |
26 |
15 |
109 |
I thought we weren't inviting Donald. |
1.3916 |
0.05958 |
143 |
106 |
18 |
19 |
110 |
Will you please stop blowing it out of proportion? |
1.3916 |
0.05348 |
143 |
99 |
32 |
12 |
111 |
There’s also Olympic size |
1.3910 |
0.05319 |
133 |
90 |
34 |
9 |
112 |
I've been meaning to tell you, I'm seeing someone else. |
1.3901 |
0.05584 |
141 |
100 |
27 |
14 |
113 |
It keeps people from peeing in the pool. |
1.3867 |
0.07802 |
75 |
54 |
13 |
8 |
114 |
I got a good deal on it when Ringling Bros. shut down. |
1.3857 |
0.05607 |
140 |
100 |
26 |
14 |
115 |
Why do you always have to one up me? |
1.3841 |
0.04749 |
138 |
90 |
43 |
5 |
116 |
That's what I get for ordering online. |
1.3841 |
0.05474 |
138 |
97 |
29 |
12 |
117 |
Ok , now you have something to feel inadequate about. |
1.3839 |
0.05982 |
112 |
78 |
25 |
9 |
118 |
How did they know the colors of my beach ball? |
1.3824 |
0.06354 |
136 |
105 |
10 |
21 |
119 |
Yes, the president was here. Why do you ask? |
1.3824 |
0.05429 |
136 |
95 |
30 |
11 |
120 |
I can't shake the feeling their 'new' dad seems determined to win them over. |
1.3806 |
0.05782 |
134 |
97 |
23 |
14 |
121 |
Passion for art? You're just too cheap to hire a lifeguard. |
1.3788 |
0.05744 |
132 |
95 |
24 |
13 |
122 |
I'm so done with Texas. |
1.3788 |
0.05844 |
132 |
96 |
22 |
14 |
123 |
I didn't know it was a competition. |
1.3778 |
0.05137 |
135 |
92 |
35 |
8 |
124 |
I heard this voice say "Time to go to the mother ship," and suddenly here we were. |
1.3721 |
0.04547 |
129 |
83 |
44 |
2 |
125 |
Well...this is Texas. |
1.3721 |
0.05286 |
129 |
89 |
32 |
8 |
126 |
It's our way of dealing with the drought. |
1.3701 |
0.05568 |
127 |
90 |
27 |
10 |
127 |
When I said you should get a pair, I was hoping they'd match |
1.3701 |
0.06205 |
127 |
96 |
15 |
16 |
128 |
So, is this your first Texas pool party? |
1.3701 |
0.05895 |
127 |
93 |
21 |
13 |
129 |
Honey, I like yours just the way it is. |
1.3680 |
0.06068 |
125 |
93 |
18 |
14 |
130 |
Flashback 1949: Little Donnie Trump fulfills his boast to bring a "huge, huge" beachball to his neighborhood pool. |
1.3680 |
0.06173 |
125 |
94 |
16 |
15 |
131 |
We're in luck. Just found a safety pin. |
1.3673 |
0.06708 |
98 |
72 |
16 |
10 |
132 |
We bought ours at Costco. |
1.3659 |
0.06246 |
123 |
93 |
15 |
15 |
133 |
The Joneses called to say they can't make it, so we can lose the big one. |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
134 |
It's more than they are the same colors. |
1.3659 |
0.06029 |
123 |
91 |
19 |
13 |
135 |
The Rainbow Aliens apologize that their mother ship landed in your pool. They offer this unique replica gift in hopes that you will forgive them. |
1.3636 |
0.06535 |
121 |
94 |
10 |
17 |
136 |
I'm sorry, but size really does matter. |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
137 |
They always have to outdo us |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
138 |
We decided the flag was too "in your face." |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
139 |
Didn't I tell you that there will always be someone with bigger, more colorful balls than yours? |
1.3619 |
0.06071 |
105 |
75 |
22 |
8 |
140 |
They always have to outdo us |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
141 |
Go big or go home. |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
142 |
Thanks, Ted, but I think we're good. |
1.3590 |
0.05624 |
117 |
83 |
26 |
8 |
143 |
It's beautiful! What was your inspiration? |
1.3565 |
0.05686 |
115 |
82 |
25 |
8 |
144 |
We are going to have Mexico pay for the ball. |
1.3559 |
0.06428 |
118 |
91 |
12 |
15 |
145 |
In case we lose the other one. |
1.3559 |
0.05453 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
146 |
Bob, you look a little deflated. |
1.3534 |
0.05645 |
116 |
83 |
25 |
8 |
147 |
I use this one in my bathtub. |
1.3534 |
0.05905 |
116 |
85 |
21 |
10 |
148 |
Don't blow this out of proportion! |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
149 |
And over here is the "Trump pool " It's filled with hot air . |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
150 |
You don't have the balls to compete! |
1.3509 |
0.05570 |
114 |
81 |
26 |
7 |
151 |
Donald got here first. |
1.3482 |
0.06305 |
112 |
85 |
15 |
12 |
152 |
He says he wants to make pool parties great again. |
1.3482 |
0.06176 |
112 |
84 |
17 |
11 |
153 |
No one was worrying about inflation. |
1.3455 |
0.05839 |
110 |
80 |
22 |
8 |
154 |
It's called a covfefe: self-inflating and full of hot-air. |
1.3455 |
0.06384 |
110 |
84 |
14 |
12 |
155 |
We've been shouting "Marco!" for hours with no answer. |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
156 |
Well, the colors are perfect and the catalog did say, "Dimensions may vary.". |
1.3426 |
0.06193 |
108 |
81 |
17 |
10 |
157 |
He said he wanted one that was bigly. |
1.3426 |
0.06193 |
108 |
81 |
17 |
10 |
158 |
The president brought it so all our hands would look tiny. |
1.3426 |
0.06331 |
108 |
82 |
15 |
11 |
159 |
For some reason, I'm not attracted to you any more. |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
160 |
You should see the rubber duck in their tub. |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
161 |
My ex found out that you were coming. |
1.3396 |
0.06126 |
106 |
79 |
18 |
9 |
162 |
This party was overblown from the beginning. |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
163 |
Look, it's not the size......well, ok, it's the size. |
1.3394 |
0.06144 |
109 |
82 |
17 |
10 |
164 |
Do you have a pin ? |
1.3394 |
0.06281 |
109 |
83 |
15 |
11 |
165 |
We get it, you're gay. |
1.3394 |
0.05861 |
109 |
80 |
21 |
8 |
166 |
If it lasts more than four hours I'll call the doctor. |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
167 |
The guy in the store did say, "Don't get it wet." |
1.3364 |
0.05930 |
107 |
79 |
20 |
8 |
168 |
It's garish, bloated, and vacuous – someday it could be President. |
1.3333 |
0.06443 |
105 |
81 |
13 |
11 |
169 |
At least you didn't bring your noodle. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
170 |
Don't worry, honey. Yours is just the right size. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
171 |
Yours isn't small. He's overcompensating. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
172 |
Now, that was quite a blow job..... |
1.3333 |
0.07013 |
102 |
82 |
6 |
14 |
173 |
Well, I see the Joneses arrived. |
1.3333 |
0.06730 |
102 |
80 |
10 |
12 |
174 |
I agree. It's neither practical nor functional. But it sure brightens up the place. |
1.3333 |
0.06152 |
105 |
79 |
17 |
9 |
175 |
I blame inflation. |
1.3333 |
0.06299 |
105 |
80 |
15 |
10 |
176 |
Did you see where my other ball went? |
1.3333 |
0.06152 |
105 |
79 |
17 |
9 |
177 |
I think size does matter. |
1.3333 |
0.05847 |
105 |
77 |
21 |
7 |
178 |
Is it wrong to say this Gay Pride month thing, is getting too big. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
179 |
The Joneses win again. |
1.3300 |
0.06522 |
100 |
77 |
13 |
10 |
180 |
It's a temporary fix. The lifeguard doesn't start until Monday. |
1.3300 |
0.05515 |
100 |
71 |
25 |
4 |
181 |
I keep getting reminded of why we don't like them. |
1.3300 |
0.05329 |
100 |
70 |
27 |
3 |
182 |
Bet Dr. Freud never anticipated this one. |
1.3300 |
0.06365 |
100 |
76 |
15 |
9 |
183 |
I told you it would fit. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
184 |
Don’t be so quick to judge. |
1.3253 |
0.07090 |
83 |
64 |
11 |
8 |
185 |
Simply point your wand at it and say "Engorgio!" |
1.3253 |
0.06439 |
83 |
61 |
17 |
5 |
186 |
I ordered twenty one-foot beach balls, not one twenty-foot beach ball. Darned autocorrect! |
1.3229 |
0.05829 |
96 |
70 |
21 |
5 |
187 |
I'm seeing somebody else. |
1.3210 |
0.06765 |
81 |
61 |
14 |
6 |
188 |
Don't be jealous, yours is ...cuter. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
189 |
They bought that ball years ago and never adjusted for inflation. |
1.3196 |
0.06959 |
97 |
78 |
7 |
12 |
190 |
With my baloon mortgage I can't swing the water and chemicals anymore. |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
191 |
I told you we should have brought wine. |
1.3191 |
0.06455 |
94 |
72 |
14 |
8 |
192 |
Darling, bigly is always better, especially during these times. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
193 |
No, mine is a beach ball. That's a covfefe. |
1.3158 |
0.06568 |
95 |
74 |
12 |
9 |
194 |
You know, once upon a time, I always got the New Yorker cartoons. |
1.3158 |
0.06737 |
95 |
75 |
10 |
10 |
195 |
They asked what the beach ball was for and I said -the pool. |
1.3125 |
0.06313 |
80 |
59 |
17 |
4 |
196 |
I see the Trumps have arrived. |
1.3118 |
0.07003 |
93 |
75 |
7 |
11 |
197 |
I told Christo he could house sit. |
1.3118 |
0.06661 |
93 |
73 |
11 |
9 |
198 |
Even my acid trips are bourgeois. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
199 |
The pool looked bigger in the brochure. |
1.3111 |
0.06250 |
90 |
68 |
16 |
6 |
200 |
Oh, honey, you know size doesn't matter to me. |
1.3111 |
0.06047 |
90 |
67 |
18 |
5 |
201 |
I guess one's enough. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
202 |
Sarah thought her air balloon trip might end in drowning, but she didn't predict that no one would notice. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
203 |
It's an annoyance but they haven't had a drowning in years! |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
204 |
Yeah... we're thinking about getting a bigger pool. |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
205 |
The big kid with the bad haircut just left it there. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
206 |
I found a nest of these close by. |
1.3034 |
0.06856 |
89 |
71 |
9 |
9 |
207 |
Giant Beach Ball? No! An Inexperienced Hot Air Baloonist! |
1.3034 |
0.06856 |
89 |
71 |
9 |
9 |
208 |
Nice try. |
1.3023 |
0.05980 |
86 |
64 |
18 |
4 |
209 |
You mean to tell me these cartoons could have been in color all these years?! |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
210 |
Who knew we'd attract a Mother Ship?! |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
211 |
Well, I guess size DOES matter ... |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
212 |
The mothership has returned for its offspring. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
213 |
I think the whole thing is over blown! |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
214 |
Gulliver's kid never picks up his stuff. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
215 |
You should see the drink umbrellas. |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
216 |
"Yours will be equally spectacular in the kiddie pool". |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
217 |
Last we heard he was screaming 'Marco...!' |
1.2976 |
0.06287 |
84 |
64 |
15 |
5 |
218 |
"Looks like they already have a beach ball. |
1.2941 |
0.06865 |
85 |
68 |
9 |
8 |
219 |
I'll bet The New Yorker is sick and tired of hearing "Size Matters." |
1.2941 |
0.06865 |
85 |
68 |
9 |
8 |
220 |
... a new glitch has arisen in apple's urine detection software. |
1.2927 |
0.07046 |
82 |
66 |
8 |
8 |
221 |
You never know how these new breast implants are going to react to salt water pools! |
1.2927 |
0.06605 |
82 |
64 |
12 |
6 |
222 |
Yes Costco. How did you know. |
1.2927 |
0.06373 |
82 |
63 |
14 |
5 |
223 |
Don't worry, Berry. Some women actually prefer a smaller one. |
1.2927 |
0.06605 |
82 |
64 |
12 |
6 |
224 |
No, yours is a good size. |
1.2875 |
0.06462 |
80 |
62 |
13 |
5 |
225 |
They made the president wear a swim cap. |
1.2875 |
0.07159 |
80 |
65 |
7 |
8 |
226 |
We think it's a Kardashian butt, but we are too scared to touch it |
1.2875 |
0.07159 |
80 |
65 |
7 |
8 |
227 |
It's what you do with it that counts. |
1.2875 |
0.06462 |
80 |
62 |
13 |
5 |
228 |
I brought one for the sink. |
1.2875 |
0.05680 |
80 |
59 |
19 |
2 |
229 |
I thought it was like some site-specific art installation metaphor for inflation. |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
230 |
Just so you know, its mother is watching your every move. |
1.2875 |
0.06934 |
80 |
64 |
9 |
7 |
231 |
You're new at Mar-a-Lago! |
1.2875 |
0.06934 |
80 |
64 |
9 |
7 |
232 |
He is compensating for his small diving board. |
1.2875 |
0.07159 |
80 |
65 |
7 |
8 |
233 |
We lost the pool, but now we can find our house on Google Earth. |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
234 |
I should have married your brother. |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
235 |
This is not want I meant about having a ball in the pool. |
1.2875 |
0.06702 |
80 |
63 |
11 |
6 |
236 |
Wow - finally a little extra budget to have at least partial coloring in the cartoon! |
1.2875 |
0.06462 |
80 |
62 |
13 |
5 |
237 |
I've met somebody else. |
1.2875 |
0.07159 |
80 |
65 |
7 |
8 |
238 |
Thanks for bring yours Tom, but Pride Day at the pool is a pretty big thing here. |
1.2875 |
0.06462 |
80 |
62 |
13 |
5 |
239 |
We're gonna need a bigger pool |
1.2875 |
0.05952 |
80 |
60 |
17 |
3 |
240 |
I guess this Gay Pride thing is bigger than we thought. |
1.2875 |
0.06934 |
80 |
64 |
9 |
7 |
241 |
You're embarrassing me in front of my friends. |
1.2838 |
0.07075 |
74 |
59 |
9 |
6 |
242 |
Clearly we didn't need to bring our ball too. |
1.2821 |
0.06554 |
78 |
61 |
12 |
5 |
243 |
The Association would like you to take your ball and go home. |
1.2821 |
0.06554 |
78 |
61 |
12 |
5 |
244 |
Ever since deflategate Tom's been over compensating. |
1.2821 |
0.06554 |
78 |
61 |
12 |
5 |
245 |
Nah...Not too much...Anything new with you? |
1.2821 |
0.06803 |
78 |
62 |
10 |
6 |
246 |
Understandably... but if I heard Marco Polo one more time |
1.2821 |
0.06554 |
78 |
61 |
12 |
5 |
247 |
Act like you don't see it; Phil just wants a reaction. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
248 |
Put that little thing away! It's embarrassing. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
249 |
We don't talk about the ball. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
250 |
I told you this would happen if you didn't use ballicide. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
251 |
It's cheaper than paying for a lifeguard. |
1.2785 |
0.06963 |
79 |
64 |
8 |
7 |
252 |
Worst hot-air balloon landing ever. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
253 |
One of your balls really *is* bigger than the other one. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
254 |
I'm not messing around when I say something is "yuge." |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
255 |
We dated a long time ago Howard, get over it. |
1.2763 |
0.06379 |
76 |
59 |
13 |
4 |
256 |
Yours is very nice, but I don't think we need it right now |
1.2763 |
0.06908 |
76 |
61 |
9 |
6 |
257 |
Whose idea was it to invite the Trumps? |
1.2763 |
0.06649 |
76 |
60 |
11 |
5 |
258 |
I agreee it's utterly outrageous but it's not impeachment territory. |
1.2763 |
0.07157 |
76 |
62 |
7 |
7 |
259 |
We never could keep up with the Joneses. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
260 |
This explains the Ferrari. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
261 |
You've got to stop shopping at Costco. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
262 |
Oh, George! Why do you always have to blow things out of proportion? |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
263 |
But he still had two wishes left. You should see the size of the clown and the pony. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
264 |
Don't worry, Harold. It's how you use it that counts. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
265 |
Does anyone know where the kids are? |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
266 |
My cousins from Texas are visiting. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
267 |
Could've sworn I heard somebody yell "Marco." |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
268 |
I have a great personality. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
269 |
The box said Olympic size. |
1.2703 |
0.07016 |
74 |
60 |
8 |
6 |
270 |
Ah, Pride Week |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
74 |
56 |
16 |
2 |
271 |
Tell Donald's mother he forgot his ball again. |
1.2703 |
0.07526 |
74 |
62 |
4 |
8 |
272 |
I see you have the salesman sample. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
273 |
It seems like one of your balls is swollen. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
274 |
Well, I couldn't find a bigger pool but I did find this. |
1.2703 |
0.06747 |
74 |
59 |
10 |
5 |
275 |
They're nouveau riche. |
1.2703 |
0.06747 |
74 |
59 |
10 |
5 |
276 |
That's the problem with you John, you never think big. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
277 |
That's nothing, you should've seen the seal. |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
278 |
I feel so inaqequate. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
279 |
I see the Trumps have arrived. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
280 |
His beach ball is so confefe. |
1.2639 |
0.07130 |
72 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
281 |
The gay agenda is coming to a swimming pool near you! |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
282 |
'Of course yours is big enough Frank.' |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
283 |
I don't think I want to be here when the owner comes back for his ball. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
284 |
Your's is very nice too. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
285 |
Do you ever feel like you're in a New Yorker cartoon? |
1.2639 |
0.07130 |
72 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
286 |
Once again, you've blown things out of proportion. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
287 |
Trump sent it. He wanted us to have the biggest, best ball ever. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
288 |
You spilled you Viagra pills where? |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
289 |
We're going to need a bigger pool. |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
290 |
This way we don't have to actually go in the water. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
291 |
Blame it on Deflategate. |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
292 |
There is nothing "wrong" with your ball, I'd just rather play with his. |
1.2639 |
0.07130 |
72 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
293 |
Have you seen the children? |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
294 |
Oh Harold, I wish you’d gotten here sooner. |
1.2639 |
0.07130 |
72 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
295 |
They grow up so fast |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
296 |
So just how long does it take to for shrinkage to occur? |
1.2639 |
0.05231 |
72 |
53 |
19 |
0 |
297 |
Looks like someone didn't read the "Not for use in pool or shower" tag. |
1.2639 |
0.07130 |
72 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
298 |
This brings to an end the old round-peg-in-a square-hole theory |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
299 |
Donald is so competitive! |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
300 |
Never invite a Texan to a California pool party. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
301 |
Even their pool has an inflated ego. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
302 |
It's full of hot air so there must be a politician around here somewhere. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
303 |
Too little, too late, Jeff. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
304 |
It's for the pool I want, not the one I have. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
305 |
Inflation is killing me |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
306 |
The funeral for the guy who blew it up is tomorrow. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
307 |
"Let's find a smaller pool". |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
308 |
I see SOMEONE'S dad loves their kids. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
309 |
And yet the drinks are still so small. |
1.2609 |
0.05711 |
69 |
52 |
16 |
1 |
310 |
Apparently he's the only one allowed two scoops of ice cream at dessert as well. |
1.2609 |
0.07344 |
69 |
57 |
6 |
6 |
311 |
It makes the pool great again |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
312 |
I forgot to turn the pump off. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
313 |
Yea and you should see the seal that comes with it |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
314 |
Oh, that beach ball? That's fake news. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
315 |
Oh, men and their balls. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
316 |
And the LSD Fridays are simply fab! |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
317 |
His ego is over-inflated too. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
318 |
Hold this. I think there are three people still in the balloon basket. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
319 |
I warned you not to steal its young. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
320 |
Thanks...but daddy already bought me one. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
321 |
The final fate of the wizard of Oz.... |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
322 |
I see Donny Trump brought his beach ball again |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
323 |
She said she wanted a splash of color. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
324 |
They wanted a pool cover but accidentally ordered a covfete. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
325 |
I'm so glad that the Louvre has finally embraced the LGBT. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
326 |
My ball usually shrinks in the water |
1.2537 |
0.07472 |
67 |
56 |
5 |
6 |
327 |
"Just add water", the instructions said. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
328 |
Yes, but I assumed the balloon payment was for our mortgage. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
329 |
It's called inflation. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
330 |
Watch out for the hand that picks it up. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
331 |
That must be Donald's ball. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
332 |
Don't you think they're taking this "keeping up with the Jones" thing a bit too far...? |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
333 |
Let's see how big it is after it gets out of the pool |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
334 |
As I've told you before, size does matter! |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
335 |
It's the Mar-a-Lago version. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
336 |
Have you seen Clifford? |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
337 |
To little too late as usual ! |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
338 |
I bought mine in Texas |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
339 |
It is always smaller after it has been in the pool. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
340 |
It's so hard to tell when you buy 'em online! |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
341 |
Well, the invited said BYOB. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
342 |
It's Gay Pride weekend. You don't stand a chance. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
343 |
I think we'll come to realize that we dropped the ball. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
344 |
Look at the bright side, we've disproved the Archimedes' Principle. |
1.2500 |
0.05290 |
68 |
51 |
17 |
0 |
345 |
I was talking diamond ring when I said "go big or go home." |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
346 |
And I suppose size matters? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
347 |
Let's not blow this out of proportion. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
348 |
It's a Claes Oldenburg original. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
349 |
It popped up just after I asked for a highball. |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
350 |
Well, this is awkward. |
1.2500 |
0.07370 |
68 |
57 |
5 |
6 |
351 |
He yelled "Polo," and then he drowned. |
1.2500 |
0.07370 |
68 |
57 |
5 |
6 |
352 |
I thought you meant something else entirely when you said one of your balls was bigger than the other... |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
353 |
The ball's in your pool now |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
354 |
INTO the pool was the easy part. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
355 |
There goes my pick up line |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
356 |
Sometimes I just hate plastic surgeons. |
1.2500 |
0.07662 |
68 |
58 |
3 |
7 |
357 |
This pool is always packed. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
358 |
Click 'FUNNY' if last week's finalists left you questioning the meaning of 'FUNNY.' |
1.2462 |
0.07915 |
65 |
56 |
2 |
7 |
359 |
Well, someone's over-compensating. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
360 |
Like I tell your father, it's not the size of the beach ball that counts, but the way you bounce it |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
361 |
Ever hear of shrinkage? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
362 |
All my life I've thought, "Why not go big?" |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
363 |
We're good. |
1.2462 |
0.07605 |
65 |
55 |
4 |
6 |
364 |
I heard you needed a shrink. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
365 |
Whoever's in charge of the air compressor should probably turn it off now. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
366 |
Sure I’m happy. But not that happy. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
367 |
Honey, have you seen the kids? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
368 |
Sorry I can't; out of breath! |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
369 |
He's your brother. Let it go. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
370 |
In his pool back in Texas,you wouldn't even notice it. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
371 |
I'm sorry honey . . .I thought they were in Mar a Lago this weekend! |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
372 |
Whoever did that has a lot of balls |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
373 |
I decided to make my backyard a metaphor for my divorce. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
374 |
It made a big splash a few weeks ago. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
375 |
I think it's a sponge. It was smaller than yours when she threw it into the pool. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
376 |
I wouldn't anger the mother. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
377 |
I hope it accepts this offering. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
378 |
We asked Donald to contribute something substantial and meaningful. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
379 |
So that's a covfefe! |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
380 |
So, who's your pool guy? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
381 |
If the President says it is a "Really, Really, big ball", then it is a really, really big ball.. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
382 |
Pardon me, would you happen to have a pin? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
383 |
Who left the Viagra in the pool? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
384 |
Don't let that thing get near the water. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
385 |
I tire of your perceived sense of inadequacy. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
386 |
Q: "How do you think this pool party is going?" A: "Well, looks like everyone is having a ball!" |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
387 |
Just drop it in very chlorinated water and voila...! |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
388 |
He ate a double serving of the chili, changed into his rainbow Speedo, and didn't wait 30 minutes before jumping in. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
389 |
Has anybody seen Barry? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
390 |
We'll play with yours after Donald leaves. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
391 |
I guess I misunderstood the evite which said to bring something for a large pool party. |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
392 |
Put it away. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
393 |
Consider this your last year to chair the LGBT decorating committee. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
394 |
Nobody brings a New York beach ball to a Texas party. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
395 |
We should have just gotten him a bottle of wine. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
396 |
My penis is still bigger. |
1.2381 |
0.08069 |
63 |
55 |
1 |
7 |
397 |
Sorry sir, we have a one-ball policy |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
398 |
It looks a lot smaller at the beach. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
399 |
Do you have a smaller pool I could use? |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
400 |
Is there a kiddie pool? |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
401 |
Sometimes size does count. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
402 |
I told you not to throw your viagra in the pool. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
403 |
I wouldn't feel too bad, he's just overcompensating for his tiny towel. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
404 |
But, where are the children? |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
405 |
Have you seen the kids? |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
406 |
There was nowhere else to put it. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
407 |
We told the Trumps there was a size limit on pool toys, but little Donald insisted. |
1.2333 |
0.07653 |
60 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
408 |
The President is in town. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
409 |
Oh look, I think I won a prize, my beach ball matches whatever that thing is! |
1.2333 |
0.07653 |
60 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
410 |
Have you seen the kids lately? |
1.2333 |
0.05506 |
60 |
46 |
14 |
0 |
411 |
The President brought his also. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
412 |
I don't think Marco can hear Polo. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
413 |
Yes my ex is here but I wouldn't worry about it. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
414 |
We need to ban pool toys. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
415 |
You just missed the President. |
1.2333 |
0.07653 |
60 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
416 |
Damn pool hog! |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
417 |
We shouldn't be here. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
418 |
It bounced in from Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
419 |
No no Harold. Your beach ball is also great. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
420 |
So then I realized I'd bought the wrong size about 2 hours into blowing it up. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
421 |
Try the kiddie pool. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
422 |
It only cost a dollar more! |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
423 |
we're making beach balls great again! |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
424 |
Isn't Costco great?! |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
425 |
They say he huffed and he puffed and he blew the thing up. Then keeled over and never got to play with it. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
426 |
is this some sort of big-fish/small-pond thing? |
1.2333 |
0.07653 |
60 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
427 |
Are we in the right magazine? I thought these cartoons were only black and white. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
428 |
My therapist said to point out when you do this. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
429 |
Bigger isn't always better, Larry. |
1.2333 |
0.07653 |
60 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
430 |
Don't worry, dear. We're obviously beginning a dream sequence. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
431 |
Some would say "this Beach Ball is too big" but I say "this Pool is too small". |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
432 |
Christo visits a suburb |
1.2333 |
0.07653 |
60 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
433 |
What is it now? Ball Envy? |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
434 |
What part of "I have a huuuge beachball was not clear?" |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
435 |
First time at Mar Largo? |
1.2333 |
0.07653 |
60 |
51 |
4 |
5 |
436 |
Enjoy every moment because they blow up so fast. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
437 |
We're going to need a bigger pool. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
438 |
All the directions said was to add water. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
439 |
All it would take is a pin! |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
440 |
Ironically, it turned out to be a big impediment to frolicking. |
1.2295 |
0.07536 |
61 |
52 |
4 |
5 |
441 |
They gave it one scene in Baywatch, and now look |
1.2286 |
0.09245 |
35 |
29 |
4 |
2 |
442 |
I wasn't the only one to misinterpret BYOB. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
443 |
Maybe we should check out the wading pool. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
444 |
We couldn't decide whether safety or inclusivity was paramount. |
1.2241 |
0.07795 |
58 |
50 |
3 |
5 |
445 |
It's their latest model -- the Gulliver. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
446 |
They said, "It's his resort and his pool." |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
447 |
I hate it when he comes back to Mara Lago. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
448 |
The online reviews did say the pool is small. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
449 |
My ex has never been subtle. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
450 |
I hate to say it, but I am forced to admit that size really does matter. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
451 |
Honey, there's no reason to feel inadequate. Remember we're in Texas. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
452 |
This is why I hate visiting the Joneses |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
453 |
Don't compare yourself to him. He's a showboat and a nut job. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
454 |
Someone already brought one for everyone. |
1.2241 |
0.07795 |
58 |
50 |
3 |
5 |
455 |
Yeah-the senior men's Aquarobics had a class this morning. Big Viagra crowd. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
456 |
I agree ... it is an interesting location for an Apple Store... |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
457 |
This party's lame - let's bounce. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
458 |
I've found someone else. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
459 |
He had his coming out party last night. |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
460 |
The lifeguard is on break. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
461 |
We made the pool great again! |
1.2203 |
0.07671 |
59 |
51 |
3 |
5 |
462 |
Don't be so sensitive, dear. Size isn't that important. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
463 |
Have you seen the kids? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
464 |
It's a big ball. It's not indicative of anything. |
1.2203 |
0.07671 |
59 |
51 |
3 |
5 |
465 |
It's a cautionary metaphor for unchecked economic growth. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
466 |
He did say it was going to be 'Yuge' |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
467 |
It's nesting. |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
468 |
Sorry, I have a boyfriend. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
469 |
You know, sometimes, bigger is NOT better... |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
470 |
Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. I'm afraid it is not only the President's ego that is over-inflated these days. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
471 |
I don't like my guests to feel they have to bring anything. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
472 |
Somebody please tell the Giant to come get his ball! |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
473 |
I like the color scheme in both, but that's more what I had in mind. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
474 |
Wow that "don't pee in the pool system" they installed really works! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
475 |
Well, that emptied the pool! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
476 |
Size may not matter to YOU... |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
477 |
These pool toys are getting out of hand! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
478 |
We picked it up at a Dodgers game last week. |
1.2203 |
0.08043 |
59 |
52 |
1 |
6 |
479 |
I just hate it that the pool has gotten so competitive! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
480 |
You lose. |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
481 |
Must you always embarrass me? |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
482 |
'These new balls let you know if someone's peed in the pool' |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
483 |
Honey, I'm gay. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
484 |
You're too late. We're already having a ball. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
485 |
No, Doug, I don't want to know what would happen if Mercury were captured by the Sun. I want to swim. |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
486 |
Honey, have you seen the kids? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
487 |
It seems they need a chlorinated swimming pool to nest in; we have a certified Inflataball Habitat back yard now. This little fellow is from the last litter. |
1.2143 |
0.07522 |
56 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
488 |
One guess, they're from Texas. |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
489 |
It's hard to get in but once you do, you'll have a ball. |
1.2143 |
0.07078 |
56 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
490 |
It's how you play with it. |
1.2143 |
0.07078 |
56 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
491 |
Don't be silly. Your's is the perfect size. |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
492 |
What were you saying about the pool making yours shrink? |
1.2143 |
0.07522 |
56 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
493 |
What part of 'don't add water' didn't you understand in the instructions? |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
494 |
There's no room for your beach ball. We're making the pool great again. |
1.2143 |
0.07522 |
56 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
495 |
I thought you said the water was cold. |
1.2143 |
0.07942 |
56 |
49 |
2 |
5 |
496 |
Where's the Trump logo? |
1.2143 |
0.07522 |
56 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
497 |
We just laze around and drink, actually. |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
498 |
I think you need to adjust the chemicals. |
1.2143 |
0.07522 |
56 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
499 |
Another example of your total inability to keep up with the Jones's! |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
500 |
The other pool is much colder. |
1.2143 |
0.07078 |
56 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
501 |
Looks like Sully has safely landed the hot air balloon! |
1.2143 |
0.07522 |
56 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
502 |
That's sweet of you honey, but the kids already got a ball from their father. |
1.2143 |
0.07942 |
56 |
49 |
2 |
5 |
503 |
Does this pool make me look fat? |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
504 |
It's Donald's |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
505 |
I see the Joneses are here. |
1.2143 |
0.07942 |
56 |
49 |
2 |
5 |
506 |
I changed a few settings on the 3D printer. |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
507 |
Be grateful he didn't bring his Super Soaker. |
1.2143 |
0.05533 |
56 |
44 |
12 |
0 |
508 |
That ball is like his ego - hugely inflated. |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
509 |
I know we say it doesn't,but it does matter. |
1.2143 |
0.07078 |
56 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
510 |
Marco? |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
511 |
But I did yell "heads up" before I threw it to your mother. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
512 |
The inflation really is booming here. |
1.2121 |
0.09492 |
33 |
28 |
3 |
2 |
513 |
I warned them not to let it touch the water. |
1.2121 |
0.09492 |
33 |
28 |
3 |
2 |
514 |
Why do you blow everything out of proportion? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
515 |
I thought you needed some perspective. |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
516 |
I just like watching peoples reactions. I have an elephant in the living room. |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
517 |
I decided to make beach balls great again. |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
518 |
Unlike the others, I don't judge a man by the size of his balls. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
519 |
You actually thought Christo was just going to put water in his pool? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
520 |
I warned you about inviting that guy from Texas. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
521 |
Oh. I see you already have a beach ball. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
522 |
That's what happens when you take viagra and pee in the pool. |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
523 |
Well, he is making everything great again, including beach balls. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
524 |
This one reads, "Keep away from water. For desert music festivals only." |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
525 |
Sorry, water polo and balloon rides have both been cancelled. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
526 |
Janice just got her Costco Membership |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
527 |
You should see the kid who owns it. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
528 |
Okay, so maybe size does matter. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
529 |
I started blowing it up when I was seven. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
530 |
We moved here from Texas |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
531 |
I would call it a splash of color rather than an invasion. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
532 |
Hop in! There must be something in the water! |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
533 |
Looks like you mixed up the Miracle-Gro and chlorine bottles again, Harold. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
534 |
I think you better take YOUR ball and go home. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
535 |
The "good news" is we haven't had a drowning all year at the community pool!!! |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
536 |
When they wanted to raise our insurance premium, we decided to simply minimize our risk potential. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
537 |
Put it down slowly, the mothers are very protective of their young |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
538 |
The directions said "Just add water." |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
539 |
I told you it would grow if you gave it enough water. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
540 |
I guess he really meant it when he said it was going to be yuuge. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
541 |
It's called a Covfefe. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
542 |
Yeah, but mine came with a seal of approval. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
543 |
Every McMansion needs a McBeachBall. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
544 |
We come here every year for the colors. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
545 |
The Johnsons aren't getting away with this...stay here while I get the grill fork. |
1.2075 |
0.08241 |
53 |
47 |
1 |
5 |
546 |
Ok, don't let this one get wet. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
547 |
A hologram! Neat! |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
548 |
Still think fracking is harmless? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
549 |
You better put the baby back before it notices... |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
550 |
It's the Mar-a-Lago management's method of enforcing their 'If the Donald isn't swimming, nobody's swimming' policy. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
551 |
Everything in this neighborhood turns into a competition. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
552 |
It doesn't lead to as much frolicking as you'd think. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
553 |
Still going to blame the cold water? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
554 |
How could you have known? It is still a lovely housewarming gift! |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
555 |
Well, it's his resort, and he IS the President. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
556 |
Oh, that reminds me, I had to seat you at the kid's table. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
557 |
Ok... ok... here´s a smaller one, but once the pool is full of pee, you'll see I was right. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
558 |
I don't think you'll need that. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
559 |
Ever since Donald was a little kid, he had to have the biggest balls. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
560 |
I think there's a problem with one of your balls. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
561 |
Don't be silly Randall - nobody else even noticed |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
562 |
Frankly, I find everything about Mar-a-Lago a bit overblown. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
563 |
Sweetie honestly ...yours is big enough. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
564 |
The invitation said NOT to bring a beach ball...but you never listen do you! |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
565 |
When you see him just tell him that his was the biggest. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
566 |
Stop complaining and just toss it back over the fence! |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
567 |
Remember "magic sea monkeys?" It's like that. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
568 |
Sure... But the half-life is quite reasonable. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
569 |
Frank, just think of it this way: you have a small carbon footprint. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
570 |
Mar A Lago has the best beach balls. Believe me. The best. Youuuuuge. All other beach balls... Losers. Sad. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
571 |
Multi-lingual inflation instructions - very hard to follow |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
572 |
Day 1 of the beach ball apocalypse |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
573 |
I understand that beach ball came from the Trump collection. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
574 |
Bummer man. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
575 |
What did you expect here at Mar-a-Lago? |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
576 |
I think it blew in from Mar-a-lago. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
577 |
The President is in |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
578 |
You know what they say about men with small beach balls? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
579 |
Underwhelming as usual, Norman. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
580 |
Looks like Ted Turner's in town. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
581 |
You'll know him when you see him....and you WILL see him |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
582 |
Everybody seems to be having such a ball. |
1.2000 |
0.08982 |
35 |
30 |
3 |
2 |
583 |
Oh, it belongs to that Gulliver guy. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
584 |
Awe, you must be Paul's little brother. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
585 |
I heard the guy who blew that one up had to go to the emergency room. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
586 |
You nit. I told you not to inflate with convfefe. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
587 |
It's okay, honey, yours is big enough for me. |
1.1961 |
0.07931 |
51 |
45 |
2 |
4 |
588 |
Well, I guess our summer plans blew up in our faces. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
589 |
The Trumps are here too. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
590 |
I'm starting to think that the sizes at Costco are getting a bit ridiculous. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
591 |
Oh good. I didn't want to get my hair wet. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
592 |
Have you seen my other beach ball? |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
593 |
But yours is so cute. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
594 |
Put that away--you're embarrassing me. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
595 |
...and we haven't had a single drowning since. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
596 |
Well, at least it's pretty clear who the mother is. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
597 |
His inflated ego is insufferable. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
598 |
Maybe no one will notice that we can't afford to fill the pool. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
599 |
His ego is only surpassed by his balls. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
600 |
Don't let this make you feel so inadequate, George! |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
601 |
It's ok hon, yours is much more beachier. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
602 |
You just add water! |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
603 |
It's not just the size of your ball Bob. It emphasizes your limited aspirations. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
604 |
Honey, don't freak out, but my ex-boyfriend is here. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
605 |
Someone's overcompensating. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
606 |
I think Bert's still down there trying to find the valve. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
607 |
I found it at the dollar store. You place the capsule in the pool and 30 minutes later you have a giant beach ball. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
608 |
Huge COVFEFE |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
609 |
It's the thought that counts. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
610 |
You left the gate open. |
1.1961 |
0.07931 |
51 |
45 |
2 |
4 |
611 |
Beach Ball Envy strikes unexpectedly at the Jones' last weekend. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
612 |
"It fell from that beanstalk yesterday". |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
613 |
But yours is a nice size too, honey. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
614 |
How's your switch to metric working out? |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
615 |
I can tell you're not a blowhard. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
616 |
I see you have the salesman sample. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
617 |
Mine floats |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
618 |
Mister, it takes big balls to hang out here. |
1.1935 |
0.08575 |
31 |
26 |
4 |
1 |
619 |
I appreciate your Pride honey, but i think the boys are gonna want to swim. |
1.1935 |
0.08575 |
31 |
26 |
4 |
1 |
620 |
It's not the heat. It's the humility. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
621 |
See, bigger isn't always better. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
622 |
I see the Trumps showed up. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
623 |
...no doubt, yours makes the pool look way bigger. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
624 |
Gee, your pool must be pretty small. |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
625 |
Here again, dear, size isn't everything. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
626 |
You may want to read page 347 of the Homeowner's Association Policies and Restrictions. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
627 |
Do you know how much it cost to use color? |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
628 |
I was tried of feeling pressured to swim. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
629 |
I think you're looking for the children's pool. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
630 |
I texted my order for 50 one-foot diameter beach balls. Spell-check changed it to this. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
631 |
If it doesn't go away in 4 hours, call my doctor. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
632 |
Why no. Is there one missing? |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
633 |
Guess which one's the Trump Brand Beach Ball. |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
634 |
Again, Brad, too little too late. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
635 |
No, I haven't seen your wife. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
636 |
His is bigger, yes, but mine won't get stuck. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
637 |
He asked for bigly. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
638 |
The kiddie pool is in the back. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
639 |
Always gotta try and fit in, doncha? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
640 |
When they said they only had the one, I assumed they wanted more. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
641 |
Well, son of a beach-ball. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
642 |
Somebody blew it, but who? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
643 |
The urine count must be high again. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
644 |
it said one size fits all |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
645 |
We are trying to save money on lifeguards. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
646 |
This one keeps the kids out. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
647 |
Oh, no! The Trumps are here. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
648 |
So how does it feels to have one so small? |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
649 |
Leave it to Trump to make a big splash and leave us to pick up after him. |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
650 |
You always accused me of not having big enough balls. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
651 |
"As you can see, we favor the small pool big ball concept". |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
652 |
Ball envy is a thing? |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
653 |
Who invited Donald? |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
654 |
Shaq forgot to take his beach ball! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
655 |
Unlike my beach ball, pool balls are large and useless. |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
656 |
Is Tom Brady available? |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
657 |
Yes, his is bigger than yours. |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
658 |
You and your time-shares. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
659 |
It says here "may not be used a flotation device" |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
660 |
I told you this neighborhood was over-inflated. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
661 |
After decades of tax breaks, the One Percent started to feel the impact of hyperinflation. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
662 |
So I've decided size does matters after all. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
663 |
Global warming? |
1.1875 |
0.09459 |
32 |
28 |
2 |
2 |
664 |
Pool parties always leave me feeling somehow inadequate. |
1.1875 |
0.09459 |
32 |
28 |
2 |
2 |
665 |
Some recently divorced parents' kid just threw it in. |
1.1875 |
0.09459 |
32 |
28 |
2 |
2 |
666 |
Sorry, but until Mr.Trump finishes in the bouncy house, the pool here at Mar A Lago is temporarily closed. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
667 |
The condo association doesn't want to pay for a lifeguard. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
668 |
Our pool guy is into probiotics. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
669 |
The colors duke! The colors! |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
670 |
That's what I hate about hot air balloons. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
671 |
I have asthma. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
672 |
Lady Gaga will be out any minute. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
673 |
So that's a covfefe! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
674 |
I'm leaving you, his is bigger. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
675 |
Honey, you're blowing things way out of proportion. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
676 |
Our pool coverage is a covfefe, what you have is a beach ball! |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
677 |
Anyone seen Henry? He said he'd be arriving by hot air balloon. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
678 |
You think that's big? You should see my noodle. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
679 |
WHY? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
680 |
Careful! She's very protective of her young. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
681 |
Oh, stop whining. Just play in the shallow end. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
682 |
I don't want to be here when it deflates. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
683 |
There's a lot more where this came from, babe. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
684 |
Let's discuss the ball in the room. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
685 |
It conserves water and it's cheaper than a lifeguard. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
686 |
Build a wall? Oohhh, I thought he said "giant beach ball!" |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
687 |
When he told me his was much bigger than mine, I had no idea. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
688 |
Sorry, we have a one ball limit in the pool! |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
689 |
Where are the children? |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
690 |
Well, one usually is bigger than the other... |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
691 |
Don't worry, the average sized beach ball is 30". |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
692 |
Mine's easier to play with. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
693 |
First "he" sucked all the oxygen out of the room and now he is sucking all the water out of the pool. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
694 |
I think there's something blocking the pool filter. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
695 |
Hold this while I jump at the pool. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
696 |
I guess I'll just take my ball and go home. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
697 |
HE SAID THE GAS STATION CHARGED A DOLLAR TO USE THE AIR AND HE USED EVERY PENNY OF IT !! |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
698 |
I thought it was BYOB. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
699 |
We bought it before we'd decided on the size of the pool. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
700 |
They're so cute at that age, I just can't stand it. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
701 |
Now let's not make a scene. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
702 |
Some people just want to make a bigger splash! |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
703 |
Sure is quiet. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
704 |
No, you can't borrow my hair pin. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
705 |
These babies expand when wet so if you ever drop one in the toilet run like crazy. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
706 |
That's why I hate ordering things online:You never know how it's going to fit! |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
707 |
And you were worried we wouldn't fit in. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
708 |
The Kaplan's showoffery was never more in force than during their famous neighborhood pool parties. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
709 |
You know what they say, size doesn't matter |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
710 |
So much for making a big splash at this party. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
711 |
They're so cute when they're young. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
712 |
The hot air balloon pilot won the bet, but they are not sure he will survive. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
713 |
Please tell me that's a hot air balloon that crash landed. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
714 |
As usual, no one wanted to talk about the elephant's ball in the pool. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
715 |
Attention Oz-Land Guests: Would the owner of a 1939 multi-colored hot air balloon with Nebraska plates please report to the pool deck? Your party is waiting for you. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
716 |
Ugh, millennials. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
717 |
Do you think she’ll attack if we take her baby? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
718 |
I'd heard he had an inflated ego. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
719 |
Contrary to popular belief Harold, size doesn't matter. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
720 |
See Dad, we can have a pool party AND be "Water Protectors" also. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
721 |
I'm not sure I want to be around when he comes after it. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
722 |
Bigly is always bestly |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
723 |
It's health and safety gone mad |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
724 |
It was only ten bucks at Costco. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
725 |
Have you noticed the size of the kids in this neighborhood? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
726 |
Rather obvious, don't you think? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
727 |
It's because of Trump. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
728 |
The cabana boy is never here when we need him. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
729 |
I believe your ex is trying to make a point. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
730 |
When too many people are spending money too freely, there's a risk of hyperinflation. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
731 |
I like big balls, I cannot lie. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
732 |
Christo's latest installation |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
733 |
There are always a few glitches when you scale up from the prototype. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
734 |
Christo's latest madcap project. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
735 |
Maybe that's why it says "keep away from water." |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
736 |
Now I know how he feels about his hands. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
737 |
Yep, I haven't had a kid pee in my pool for years. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
738 |
Please don’t tell me you bought the sunscreen from Costco too. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
739 |
Well that took some balls. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
740 |
You should see their grill. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
741 |
Thanks for bringing an offering. She will be pleased. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
742 |
Guess I should've brought a bottle of wine instead. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
743 |
"You should have seen the one that got away"! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
744 |
Overcompensating, if you ask me. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
745 |
No, sadly, that's actually a parachute. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
746 |
I see the fine print now. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
747 |
Hyperinflation hit us real hard. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
748 |
Quit blowing everything out of proportion. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
749 |
Your dad's already here. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
750 |
You should see how big mine gets. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
751 |
I thought this was a BYOB kind of a party... |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
752 |
Three months -- but you can already see she takes after her mother. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
753 |
Keep away. That is a bully ball. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
754 |
Why do you think this is somehow connected to the pool boy's disappearance? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
755 |
Since when do I blow things out of proportion? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
756 |
They're cute when they're little. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
757 |
I fired the life guard. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
758 |
Don't worry, you'll bounce back. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
759 |
Judy, Timmy said he wanted a beach ball sized dinosaur not a dinosaur sized beach ball! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
760 |
Mom said we'd have a ball at the pool. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
761 |
This one's for the toilet tank. My water bill has gone way down. |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
762 |
The invite read 'BYOB', but this is over the top. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
763 |
This is what happens when you put Skittles in a pool full of Coke! |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
764 |
It's a Buckminster Fuller pool cover. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
765 |
It belongs to that windbag on the third floor! |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
766 |
We converted it into a balloon garage. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
767 |
Nobody asks about the dog anymore. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
768 |
Size doesn't matter if it's too big to play with. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
769 |
I see your old boy frend is visiting. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
770 |
I found this one escaping around the front. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
771 |
Okay, we'll try yours if the merriment doesn't kick in soon. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
772 |
Maybe making beach balls out of spandex isn't such a good idea. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
773 |
It's the President's pool time. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
774 |
Now I see why there is a limit of one ball per family. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
775 |
The diving board is closed today. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
776 |
If size mattered, would I be talking to you? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
777 |
Are you sure this one's ours? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
778 |
Now put that back in the birdbath where you found it. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
779 |
Keeping up with the Jones' is getting out of hand. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
780 |
It blew over from the Giant's game at AT&T Park |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
781 |
We've already got a beach ball. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
782 |
You were supposed to tell me when to stop blowing. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
783 |
I'd say they're just compensating for the small pool. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
784 |
Tell me the truth, dear...did I go too Stanley Kubrick on the centerpiece? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
785 |
You're watching the kids, right? |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
786 |
Please keep it away from the water |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
787 |
It doesn't make it impossible for people to pee in the pool, but it sure makes it harder. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
788 |
It belongs to the guy in the two-sizes-too-small Speedo. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
789 |
I'm a Mac person. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
790 |
I think it's time for you to take your ball and go home. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
791 |
... and it inflates a little more every time someone pees in the pool. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
792 |
These community pools are taking inclusion to a whole new level. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
793 |
Little did I know she was looking for a birthing pool. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
794 |
They buy everything at Costco." |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
795 |
Do you know how people use a towel to claim a chair? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
796 |
Well, someone's over-compensating. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
797 |
I told you someone else would bring a ball for the pool Harold, now we just look silly. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
798 |
When did extra-large become ginormous and extra-small become regular? |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
799 |
It came over your wall, colored just like this.You must have seen it! |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
800 |
It looked smaller online |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
801 |
Right now inflation is our biggest worry. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
802 |
Well, that sort of puts and end to "Marco Polo," doesn't it? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
803 |
I hope nobody was still in the basket! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
804 |
It's the new Trump ego beach ball. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
805 |
The Joneses got here first. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
806 |
Yours is big enough, Bob. |
1.1818 |
0.08089 |
33 |
28 |
4 |
1 |
807 |
Please throw your sacrifice into the pool. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
808 |
Do you think our sibling rivalry has gotten out of hand? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
809 |
Have you noticed how the neighborhood is really changing? |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
810 |
They said, drop it in the water and watch it grow. I guess they weren't kidding. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
811 |
This is our souvenir from Texas. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
812 |
We're not sure yet. We've reduced our water usage, but we've sustained more concussions. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
813 |
That was your first wish?! |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
814 |
See Richard, size does matter. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
815 |
He said that it was going to be huge. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
816 |
Sure, it's bigger. But mine doesn't require a flatbed truck. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
817 |
It must be something in the water. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
818 |
Had I known, I'd have brought dip instead. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
819 |
As you can see, the pool's still loading. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
820 |
I kept the gift receipt. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
821 |
Ha, ha...very funny, Helen! You've never taken my fetish seriously. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
822 |
Be careful what you wish for. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
823 |
It's really okay if yours isn't the biggest. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
824 |
Actually, I'd never been invited to a beach ball party before. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
825 |
Our host says we can jump in after four hours. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
826 |
Your from Nebraska. Everything is bigger here in Texas. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
827 |
Fine, we'll get a bigger pool... |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
828 |
What good is a golden parachute if you can't swim? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
829 |
Do you notice that the more we watch it, the bigger it gets. (With apologies to Gahan Wilson. I know this won't even be considered, but I couldn't resist.) |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
830 |
Tom Brady is a terrible pool party guest these days |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
831 |
Now I know why it was on sale. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
832 |
The pool is great again! |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
833 |
'Biggest' and 'useful' are different things. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
834 |
I'll be glad when his four years are over and the rest of us can use the pool again. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
835 |
Why did you buy me this ball without the pink stripe? |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
836 |
Deal with it, Lenny. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
837 |
It's the Trump Effect. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
838 |
Hipsters. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
839 |
I meant to order 20 1-foot diameter beach balls. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
840 |
Sorry but size does matter |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
841 |
This way no one has to know you can't swim. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
842 |
The condo board thought it might be more fun than a pool cover. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
843 |
It doesn't leave much room for the imagination. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
844 |
The people underneath it don't think it's funny. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
845 |
Joe and I compete on everything. I guess he wins this one. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
846 |
Ever since deflate-gate, Tom Brady makes sure his beach balls are inflated to their full capacity |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
847 |
Our pool is trying to tell us that someone just took a leak. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
848 |
I asked you to get the nonabsorbent balls. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
849 |
I remember when summer was less complicated. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
850 |
I thought the pool caused shrinkage. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
851 |
There's no way we can keep up with the Joneses. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
852 |
Your ball won't make America great again. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
853 |
Anybody got a pin? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
854 |
I wouldn't worry. I've read that it's not so unusual that one ball is a lot bigger than the other. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
855 |
At least it stops that annoying "Marco Polo,Marco Polo |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
856 |
We just can't keep up with the Joneses. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
857 |
Yes, Peter IS very competitive. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
858 |
It's hard to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
859 |
That's the biggest covfefe I've ever seen. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
860 |
I hate Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
861 |
Trump brought it. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
862 |
Talk about inflation!!! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
863 |
It looked smaller online |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
864 |
You'll never be half the man your father is. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
865 |
I told you sweetheart. Sometimes things can be too large to effectively play with. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
866 |
I don't know why I feel so inadequate! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
867 |
I find it a bit ostentatious. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
868 |
You must have a really small pool. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
869 |
...it's behind me, right? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
870 |
White folks at the Colored pool |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
871 |
I. Think we are gonna need a bigger pool. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
872 |
Just get the damn pin already... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
873 |
That's the last time I ask a tuba player to blow up a beach ball. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
874 |
I promise, the cold water led to the shrinkage. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
875 |
They should have thrown it back by now. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
876 |
Yes dear, I'm sure he's just compensating for something. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
877 |
Is it normal for one ball to be bigger than the other? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
878 |
I see your point, Mark, but some things, like closet space, are still better when bigger. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
879 |
Welcome to Texas, and thanks for the pretty ping pong ball. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
880 |
Honey, yours is just fine. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
881 |
Enjoy it. They grow up so quickly. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
882 |
It's Trump's beachball. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
883 |
Bigger is better, Gary. It's ALWAYS better. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
884 |
It's my subtle way of letting the association know they should construct a larger pool. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
885 |
With the water ban, this is the only way I can fill the pool |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
886 |
Ok. If it lasts more than four hours we see the doctor. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
887 |
Absorbent. I didn't expect that. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
888 |
It's Patrick McGoohan's pool. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
889 |
This neighborhood one-upmanship has got to stop, Maude! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
890 |
Well that's one way to keep the kids from peeing in the pool. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
891 |
I knew we should have gone to Costco. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
892 |
Don't worry--yours is average-sized. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
893 |
I hope yours is made in the USA, the one's from China tend to swell up in water. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
894 |
Trust me, John, it's nothing compared to penis envy. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
895 |
Where's mom? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
896 |
I don't know, maybe balance it on the top of your drink or something and walk around with a wry smile. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
897 |
Don't worry honey, it's not the size that counts. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
898 |
Well, someone's compensating. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
899 |
... maybe we just put this one down and walk away slowly ... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
900 |
The covfefe is beautiful this time of year |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
901 |
Todd was once again reminded that size does matter. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
902 |
Well they did say only one toy... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
903 |
At Sunnycrest, we go big or go home. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
904 |
I really see the difference on my water bill since going green. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
905 |
I wonder where that hot air balloon landed. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
906 |
I guess someone didn't want us to go in the pool. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
907 |
Got a pin ? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
908 |
The parachute's a little loud but you have to admire his aim. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
909 |
I'm sorry Doug, size does matter. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
910 |
You win - bigger is not always better. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
911 |
Welcome to Texas! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
912 |
Dammit, Bernice. Now nobody's going to notice my ball. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
913 |
I'm simply saving the water for my rose beds during climate change season. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
914 |
Give me some credit...I blew it up myself. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
915 |
Every time we shop at Costco we buy more than we need. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
916 |
Either they didn't pay the pool guy or Mia got into Georgetown. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
917 |
Scuba lesson then a balloon ride? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
918 |
The 'everything's bigger in Texas' thing is beginning to grate. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
919 |
Junior heard that Barron Trump is here today. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
920 |
I told the agency we needed a really large bouncer. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
921 |
Go figure- most shrink when wet. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
922 |
Nice gesture, but we voted for a larger pool. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
923 |
We shouldn't have kept feeding it after it killed the pool boy. |
1.1667 |
0.08419 |
30 |
26 |
3 |
1 |
924 |
Jimmy was right; his ball is bigger. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
925 |
Yeah, I know how absorbent they are! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
926 |
No, dear. My beach balls aren't ruining the party. It's your negative attitude that's ruining the party. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
927 |
My inferiority complex is kicking in. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
928 |
And look what you have got for the same price! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
929 |
She wants her baby back. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
930 |
Trying to make beach balls great again? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
931 |
The big kids ruin it for everyone. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
932 |
When you order everything online, sometimes you accidentally buy a twenty-four foot beach ball. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
933 |
By pump or mouth? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
934 |
It's an exclusive rainbow coalition pool party. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
935 |
So this is where my son Goliath's ball landed. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
936 |
What other beach ball? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
937 |
We made our swimming pool great again! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
938 |
First time at Mar-a-Lago? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
939 |
I thought they said no flotation devices! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
940 |
You said "covfefe" three times, didn't you? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
941 |
I was expecting to see him shoot it out his ass. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
942 |
Careful, don't get the mother ball angry. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
943 |
Is this your subtle way of coming out? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
944 |
There has been a lot of inflation in the neighborhood. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
945 |
The lifeguard cost too much. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
946 |
The catalog only said it comes in small and large. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
947 |
There's no reason to be insecure, honey. Everybody knows they'll shrink in cold water. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
948 |
Oh, Costco. Why, where did you get yours? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
949 |
Wait until you see his lounge chair. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
950 |
It's a gay thing, you wouldn't understand. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
951 |
Size has nothing to do with it. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
952 |
It's too little too late. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
953 |
I told you we should have used the small one. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
954 |
I never knew ball envy could be a thing. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
955 |
Don really is competitive, isn't he! |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
956 |
We love summer. Bigly. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
957 |
As with cable TV, the beachball charge is included in your monthly homeowners' association fee. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
958 |
Apparently size DOES matter. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
959 |
Hi, I'm here for the pilgrimage. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
960 |
The one in the pool is his approval rating as he estimates it. The one I'm holding represents his actual approval rating. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
961 |
The lifeguard quit. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
962 |
But yours is nice, too. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
963 |
I've told you: Bigger isn't always better. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
964 |
I'm leaving you, Brandon. Size does matter. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
965 |
Somebody should tell the Jolly Green Giant to get his own pool. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
966 |
We just got back from Texas. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
967 |
I adjusted for inflation. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
968 |
Welcome to The Rainbow Coalition pool party! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
969 |
How many times do I have to tell you size doesn't matter? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
970 |
The rich are different from you and me. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
971 |
You really know how to take the pool out of 'pool party'. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
972 |
Oh Harold, yours is big too. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
973 |
I told you it was too big. I hope you kept the receipt. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
974 |
Looks like the iPool app has crashed. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
975 |
One word: plastics. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
976 |
Oh, the humanity! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
977 |
How come it doesn't float? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
978 |
I bought mine at the dollar store |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
979 |
Don't feel inferior - I brought the Zinfandel. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
980 |
His manhood was in question pure and simple. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
981 |
And if it did that to a beach ball, imagine what it can do to-" "STOP! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
982 |
There is actually a trend toward bigger beach balls. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
983 |
Must be steroids in the water |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
984 |
Would you direct me to the kiddie pool? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
985 |
This one doesn't suffer from an inflated ego. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
986 |
Let's just avoid the whole subject of balls, ok? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
987 |
You can't blame this on "shrinkage." |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
988 |
Why does everything always have to be about you? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
989 |
Ann, I asked you not to invite King Kong again. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
990 |
No one has been brave enough to peek inside! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
991 |
A giant beach ball? That's your solution to global warming? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
992 |
Tell your little friend to be patient—adult swim is almost over. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
993 |
Tiny hands too? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
994 |
But, where are the children? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
995 |
Somewhere over the rainbow is a place where I can swim laps. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
996 |
This balloon payment thing doesn't sound so great after all. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
997 |
Can you hold this? I need to call my therapist. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
998 |
I hate it when the President drops by unannounced. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
999 |
Don't be taken in by their inflated sense of importance, Hon. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1000 |
You must be looking for the little boy's pool. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1001 |
Everyone is calling it 'Trump's Ego'. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1002 |
How about we try the kids pool. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1003 |
It's big, it's beautiful, and strangely enough, Mexico is paying for it. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1004 |
thanks for the offer, but what I really need are some bigger kids. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1005 |
Apparently it expands when it gets wet. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1006 |
Why don't you take that to the kiddie pool. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1007 |
Have you seen Trump's ball? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1008 |
It's the new iBall 7. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1009 |
This way, I got free shipping. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1010 |
Size isn't everything. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1011 |
Spoilsports. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1012 |
"Make sure you take your Viagra out of your pockets before jumping in the pool Dear". |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1013 |
Have you seen Billy? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1014 |
Life Guard not on duty. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1015 |
Do you always have to blow things out of proportion? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1016 |
I'm afraid I don't have as much hot air. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1017 |
I think you want the wading pool. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1018 |
This is just my starter beach ball. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1019 |
The kiddie pool is way too small at this club. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1020 |
I can't compete with that ! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1021 |
He did say the pool party was going to be a ball. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1022 |
It starts out like this, grows bigger collecting water samples, then takes off to Mars! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1023 |
The Jones always have to be bigger. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1024 |
I knew there would be a problem when Trumps relatives moved in, got to have the biggest |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1025 |
Another swim diaper. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1026 |
Safe to say you can take your ball and go home. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1027 |
(Diagram not drawn to scale.) |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1028 |
First it was the over the top Christmas lights |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1029 |
Proof, bigger is not always better. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1030 |
I heard the pool's a ball. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1031 |
No fertilizer. Just plenty of water and sunshine. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1032 |
I know yours isn't as big as his, but that really isn't important to me. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1033 |
It's not a reflection on your manhood, Michael. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1034 |
Of course, it's only a prototype. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1035 |
Seriously Janice, after last year's corn dog incident, I knew Lennie had ego problems...but I didn't think he'd take it this far. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1036 |
This little ball, the directions said put in water, so I did! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1037 |
The baby pool is to the left. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1038 |
Make America inflate again. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1039 |
Anyone have a giant needle. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1040 |
Took me a week to blow up the one in the pool. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1041 |
Does this pool make me look fat? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1042 |
Yes, it IS multi-cultural, but you'll still be renting from Jared Kushner. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1043 |
Care if I just bounce something off you? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1044 |
Yes, yes, I can see that...but are we having FUN? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1045 |
Beach Ball Water Birth is actually a pretty good band name. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1046 |
Our water bill is a fraction of what it used to be .... |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1047 |
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1048 |
Well, the vacation brochure did say limited swimming hours. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1049 |
That looks fun too....only smaller. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1050 |
I hate Christo's pool parties. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1051 |
That is when George realized that he was completely inadequate for this pool party. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1052 |
It looked smaller in the store. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1053 |
I like big balls, and I cannot lie. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1054 |
I can't believe that hot air balloon landed right in the pool! |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1055 |
Damnit, the Giants promised they were going to be away this weekend! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1056 |
Go big or go home. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1057 |
Donald insisted on bringing HIS beach ball! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1058 |
It started out as a clever Viagra promotion but somehow it went rogue. We're hoping it lasts less than 4 hours. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1059 |
Only one ball in the pool at a time please. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1060 |
I named mine Pluto. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1061 |
As you can see, that won't be necessary. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1062 |
There's proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1063 |
Sweetie, size isn't everything. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1064 |
See if you can locate an ice pick. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1065 |
When that hot air balloon flew over our pool party, I knew it was a bad omen! |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1066 |
It's an 'in your face' swim party. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1067 |
It's called a trump ball. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1068 |
Goodness, gracious, great ball of satire! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1069 |
We need to drain the pool so there is space for everyone's beach ball, he said |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1070 |
Where is Timmy? |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1071 |
This is why we can't have nice things. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1072 |
We are conserving water |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1073 |
We adopted |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1074 |
Yep, one is a little swollen. Should I be concerned? |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1075 |
I would have been here sooner, but I couldn't find my flip flops. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1076 |
Why does she keep dating someone with such an over-inflated ego? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1077 |
So Susan, I guess size DOES matter to you. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1078 |
That's inflation for you. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1079 |
It's not the worst thing I've seen in the water. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1080 |
Half the people wanted a pool party and half wanted a bounce house. So, I got creative. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1081 |
Well, size isn't everything... |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1082 |
Everyone sees it happening, but nobody does anything until it's too late. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1083 |
Ugh. You and your sense of inadequacy. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1084 |
They say we're in a market bubble, but I've yet to see any evidence. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1085 |
Where are you putting that one , in the toilet? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1086 |
I brought an extra just in case. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1087 |
Looks like the Trump's are arriving. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1088 |
Apparently, size matters. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1089 |
George wanted me to tell you his is bigger. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1090 |
See Helen....sometimes bigger is NOT better! |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1091 |
It's what you do with it that counts… right? |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1092 |
Someone else's is always bigger, Jerry. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1093 |
They are never as big as the sample! |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1094 |
First, it was ‘The 800-pound gorilla.’ Then, ‘The elephant in the room.’ If they continue to ignore it, it’s just going to keep growing larger and more ridiculous every year. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1095 |
Don't you know when to stop blowing??? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1096 |
I told you to keep an eye on the kids |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1097 |
Your ball is nice and all, David. But Brent's is a little more to my liking. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1098 |
Call the Weather Channel and tell them we found their balloon. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1099 |
Let's not give it back this time. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1100 |
They thrive on chlorine and pee. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1101 |
Did you see my other ball? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1102 |
Well, it's certainly not Tom Brady's pool. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1103 |
She wants her baby back NOW. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1104 |
You can add color, but it still doesn't make any sense. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1105 |
Who cares if his is bigger. I didn't marry you for the size of your beach ball. That's for sure! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1106 |
It's pool covfefe time |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1107 |
Looks like he's overcompensating for something. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1108 |
"Sometimes I think everything really IS about you.' |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1109 |
Don't worry. Yours will look bigger in the kiddie pool. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1110 |
Have you tried restarting? |
1.1613 |
0.08161 |
31 |
27 |
3 |
1 |
1111 |
I think he said he was the great and powerful something or other. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1112 |
Relax Bob, you fit right in. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1113 |
Looks like Gulliver is back in town. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1114 |
Everything's bigger in Texas. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1115 |
It was at that moment they realized the true meaning of "be the ball." |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1116 |
The directions said "Just add water." |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1117 |
Who invited POTUS? |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1118 |
Everything's bigger in Texas, honey. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1119 |
We re-purposed the pool due to rising insurance premiums. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1120 |
It's one-percenter swim. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1121 |
That's your problem, Gerald. You never think big enough. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1122 |
That is the last time you use the tire inflator to blow up a balloon. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1123 |
When the invitation said, 'Annual Beach Ball': I thought it meant just a pool party. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1124 |
Why isn't there water everywhere? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1125 |
Welcome to Nightmare-A-Lago. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1126 |
Bullocks. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1127 |
My new boyfriend's from Texas. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1128 |
Be careful with it around water. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1129 |
Did you really think that was going to cut it at MY pool party? |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1130 |
Don't worry about it, they're obviously overcompensating for something. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1131 |
He purchased it after learning that the world's largest swimming pool is in Mumbai |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1132 |
I told you not to book a place anywhere near Mar a Lago! |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1133 |
What made you think this party was BYOBB? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1134 |
Is Trump now making beach balls? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1135 |
This is the last time I book with Gullivers Travel |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1136 |
No, really, size doesn't matter. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1137 |
They always said Mr Gatsby threw a great ball. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1138 |
Listen, Jason, balls come in all sizes! |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1139 |
As you can see, you just add water. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1140 |
Don't worry Harold, size doesn't matter. |
1.1463 |
0.08235 |
41 |
38 |
0 |
3 |
1141 |
I told you, honey... EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1142 |
I hear he is a graduate of Trump University. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1143 |
Has my big brother been here? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1144 |
So ostentatious, needing to have the world's largest beach ball. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1145 |
So here's yours . . . you might not want to put it in water |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1146 |
Turns out this one is just the "fun size." |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1147 |
They got theirs at Costco. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1148 |
That's not a beach ball. THAT'S a beach ball. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1149 |
Uh. Here. I brought you a little something. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1150 |
It really helps with evaporation |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1151 |
I've told you before, honey. Size doesn't matter. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1152 |
Of course now I can read the fine print. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1153 |
Wait till you see the canapes. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1154 |
Here's where the wizard landed when he left Oz. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1155 |
I told you not to buy pool toys at Costco |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1156 |
My Texas relatives just arrived. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1157 |
Trump came, and he brought his own ball. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1158 |
It's a beach ball that also functions as an air mattress. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1159 |
Fine art meets the beached whale ball. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1160 |
The Great Orb demands we seed the Henderson's pool next. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1161 |
I can't swim. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1162 |
If you say the word huge I'm going to slap you silly... |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1163 |
But we're saving so much water. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1164 |
YOU blow up the other one next time! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1165 |
Well, he SAID it was gonna be huuuuuge. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1166 |
How could you forget to bring towels? |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1167 |
Next time, don't tell Fred you've got the biggest beach ball in the resort. |
1.1463 |
0.08235 |
41 |
38 |
0 |
3 |
1168 |
Didn't they tell you to bring your own pool? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1169 |
Don't worry. That other beach ball is not being used to hide an erection. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1170 |
"Our host is a little reluctant to admit that he can't swim". |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1171 |
Yes well, I still like your ball better |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1172 |
Someone peed again. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1173 |
Next I guess they'll be making color TVs. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1174 |
welcome to Texas my friend, you'll get the hang of things pretty soon. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1175 |
What kind of mushrooms did you use in my omelette this morning? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1176 |
DON'T put it in water! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1177 |
They all start out cute and innocent. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1178 |
Do women know about shrinkage? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1179 |
After all, he did say, "we're gonna have a big ball at the pool"! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1180 |
It's an 'alternative facts' pool party. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1181 |
Kind of dominates the pool, doesn't it? |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1182 |
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore... |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1183 |
Honey, don't stare - it took a lot for him to fit in here! |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1184 |
Oh, darling, size isn't everything. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1185 |
You should see a doctor about your balls. I suggest a psychiatrist. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1186 |
You wanted to vacation in Texas...just saying." |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1187 |
When someone yelled, "Blowhard," I thought it was a command, not an insult. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1188 |
Somebody's compensating for something! |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1189 |
I told you that we needed to tighten up the club rules. Now look; anarchy. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1190 |
Bigger? I hadn't noticed. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1191 |
What some people won't do to make a splash. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1192 |
This place has always been over inflated. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1193 |
You can take a man out of Texas.... |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1194 |
This really plays into my general feelings of inadequacy. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1195 |
Is Trump here again? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1196 |
And you said we shouldn't worry about inflation. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1197 |
Do you think I can use it for my balloon payment on my mortgage? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1198 |
Believe me, it expands in water |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1199 |
I know. It's the mother of all balls. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1200 |
I am feeling a little inadequate. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1201 |
Ok, in this one instance, size does matter. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1202 |
I just hope you didn't take too long inflating it. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1203 |
The front desk promised this one is less Kafkaesque. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1204 |
Marco!..glub...Polo!! |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1205 |
I told you everything's bigger in Texas. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1206 |
See! You're not the only gay guy at the party. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1207 |
Helium's cheaper then chlorine---that's why. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1208 |
See what happens when you don't read the instructions? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1209 |
Why yes. I *am* a baller. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1210 |
Inflategate... |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1211 |
I thought you said "Beached Ball". |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1212 |
This pool is such a ball hog. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1213 |
Our hot air balloon was overheating |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1214 |
Shrinkage? Really? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1215 |
Most overlooked the first clue that the invasion of Lilliput had begun. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1216 |
Because I'm secure in my masculinity. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1217 |
And we moved to the suburbs for the space. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1218 |
It's Trump's beachball. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1219 |
I guess you CAN judge the boys by the size of their toys. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1220 |
He should have gone with the big pool. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1221 |
So, we're just not going to address the giant beach ball in the pool? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1222 |
Mr. Kong apologizes and asks you to accept a replacement. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1223 |
I guess I'll take my ball over to the kiddie pool. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1224 |
That balloonist is probably dead, and your little joke is not funny. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1225 |
Yeah... all our pool toys come from Costco. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1226 |
the gay is going on in your pants? The pool - the pool is where the gay is going on. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1227 |
You call that a beach ball? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1228 |
Honestly, Donnie, size does matter. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1229 |
It keeps our insurance down. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1230 |
I thought you said the ball was in your COURT. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1231 |
It stays inflated longer than yours does, too. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1232 |
Is it too late to cancel the hotdog eating contest? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1233 |
I have to be honest. I had a little headache, last night. So, I threw your viagra in the pool. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1234 |
She rejected this one so I am raising him in my wading pool. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1235 |
Your heated pool actually reverses the shrinkage problem? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1236 |
They drained the swamp and made a pool |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1237 |
It may be small, but it would be all yours. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1238 |
Haha, yours wouldn't even fill a bathtub Timmy. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1239 |
It happens whenever someone pees in the pool |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1240 |
Wow! What do you put in YOUR water?! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1241 |
The Premium Pool Party Package includes these coordinated party favors. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1242 |
We are trying to manage our child's flatulence. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1243 |
I'm eager to see how your sky redesign turns out. |
1.1463 |
0.08235 |
41 |
38 |
0 |
3 |
1244 |
Those Trump kids are back from vacation. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1245 |
It's not the size, it's how you use it. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1246 |
Water volleyball was a great idea for a kids party. I haven't heard a peep since they started playing. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1247 |
That's sweet of you. My new boyfriend's is bigger. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1248 |
Any chance you have a pump I could borrow? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1249 |
Don't worry sweetie, you know what they say: big ball, little hands. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1250 |
This isn't what I meant by go big or go home |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1251 |
"Trump will be a great neighbor you said! He has no interest in us little people you said! He'll be good for property values, you said! We won't know he's building a development near us! you said........... |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1252 |
We are facing a crisis of exaggerated proportions. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1253 |
We bought it in Texas. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1254 |
Yes, we started by buying the ball.That was right before the recession. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1255 |
I'm all for gay pride - but I think this is going too far |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1256 |
Can we now agree that BYOB was not in reference to balls? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1257 |
Has anyone seen my ball? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1258 |
That's a totally different ballgame. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1259 |
So much for the 'shrinkage' excuse. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1260 |
OMG! Talk about hyperinflation. This is ridiculous. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1261 |
The President insisted his had to be the biggest. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1262 |
I thought balls were supposed to shrink in cold water. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1263 |
I find there is shrinkage when I get wet. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1264 |
I blame inflation. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1265 |
Eureka? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1266 |
It's not the size of the -- no, it's actually the size that matters. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1267 |
I wish LGBT would hold their meetings elsewhere. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1268 |
I feel so much more in tune with the small fish, big pond way of life. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1269 |
Gee, thanks, hon, but George already brought one. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1270 |
I brought mine for the After Party. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1271 |
Did I tell you that this place takes great pride in its balls? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1272 |
They inflated with trump gas. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1273 |
It's like this but bigger |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1274 |
The beach balls here at Mar a Lago are huge! |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1275 |
It's not your everyday pool party. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1276 |
Just got the scoop, it's filled with political hot-air. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1277 |
the Jones's brought their ball |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1278 |
If we don't look at it, does it really exist? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1279 |
See, size does matter. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1280 |
I still like you Howard. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1281 |
On the plus side, I shouldn't have to worry about "shrinkage." |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1282 |
Honey, have you seen the other expanding sponge ball? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1283 |
Not you. I want my genes to be perpetuated by whomever blew that big ball up. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1284 |
I told you size matters |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1285 |
Are you gay? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1286 |
Listen Bob, you're going to have to learn how to play with the BIG boys! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1287 |
Sometimes they get bigger in the pool. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1288 |
Honey, how many times have I told you size doesn't matter? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1289 |
President Trump is ready to see you now |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1290 |
Adult swim? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1291 |
Sweetheart, you told me that you purchased the biggest beach-ball in town! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1292 |
I thought you said size didn't matter |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1293 |
Either the beach ball is too big or the pool is too small. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1294 |
With the water shortage, one has to adapt. |
1.1463 |
0.08235 |
41 |
38 |
0 |
3 |
1295 |
We already have one. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1296 |
I told you the fortune cookie said, "Go big or go home." |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1297 |
Thank you all for coming out to "7th Grade Gym Class Day" here at Smith's Public Pool. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1298 |
Looks like someone's been using a floating exchange rate. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1299 |
It's a LGBT pool party. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1300 |
Apparently the guy who owns this pool thought the whole world was laughing at the size of his beach balls |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1301 |
Air pump malfunction. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1302 |
Wal-Mart medium |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1303 |
I guess he had something to prove. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1304 |
If I'm not too late on the pirate/anchor cartoon - because of Memorial Day - I'd love to submit: Arr Matey, hurry up with that bloody coffee! |
1.1463 |
0.08235 |
41 |
38 |
0 |
3 |
1305 |
I think we should talk about our sex life. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1306 |
I can’t compete with our host’s grandiose pool or his inflated ego. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1307 |
I think the big one belongs to the Wizard of Oz and the small one belongs to Toto. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1308 |
It has to be huge because he thinks it compensates for his tiny hands. |
1.1463 |
0.08235 |
41 |
38 |
0 |
3 |
1309 |
Men, it always turns into a contest of who has bigger balls. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1310 |
See honey, size really does matter! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1311 |
You should have seen them, they were really big guys. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1312 |
You're right, Marv. Infinity pools are so last-millennium. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1313 |
Don't worry Billy, the Trump kid has small hands. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1314 |
No way the baseball ushers confiscate this one. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1315 |
Mine can grow to be that big too. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1316 |
I'm afraid red and yellow can't touch at this pool. You and your ball may take your leave. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1317 |
Some might say the city council took it's new ant-drowning initiative at public pools a bit too far. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1318 |
Where's the jacuzzi? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1319 |
The problem is not how big it is but what you plan to do with it. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1320 |
There were only two sizes available. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1321 |
I was wrong. Size really does matter. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1322 |
Everybody's complaining about no pool, but I just had a spiritual transformation. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1323 |
I said no Donald, you can't have it for your Florida white house. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1324 |
The small hands/small ball party's next door. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1325 |
I guess we know what happened to my Viagra. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1326 |
Shaq just went to get soda. He'll be right back. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1327 |
How does that make him a “patron of the arts” and this makes me a “weirdo”? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1328 |
I see Trump got here first. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1329 |
It seems that the Fed is doing a lousy job controlling inflation. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1330 |
Believe me, Donnie, size matters. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1331 |
I told you they were fans of the Kardashians. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1332 |
Always ask for dimensions when shopping on eBay |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1333 |
So now do you get why it says, "No Beach Balls?" |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1334 |
Margaritas to scale? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1335 |
Let's hope Tom Brady's on the guest list. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1336 |
They're just like carp. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1337 |
Inflation. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1338 |
You said it would shrink with cold water |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1339 |
This is your solution to keep kids out of the pool? |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1340 |
I just took my ball out of cold water. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1341 |
I'm sorry that Timmy got here first with his gift. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1342 |
Darling, your self confidence, as always, is intoxicating. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1343 |
It all started with ballon animals and then things just took off from there. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1344 |
My beach ball is bigger than your beach ball. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1345 |
Didn't think you'd have the balls to show up. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1346 |
The Muslum women love to see a little color. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1347 |
Must be pride week. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1348 |
The Donald and his ball again? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1349 |
Yes, that's a point for your side. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1350 |
I won third prize. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1351 |
I thought technically they were beach balls! |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1352 |
It's swim at your own risk. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1353 |
Gee, yours is so small. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1354 |
I think one ball is enough. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1355 |
You took its child! |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
1356 |
At least we could've played 'Marco Polo' with mine |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1357 |
They gave me this souvenir of whatever this is. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1358 |
Good thing I only threw in the one. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1359 |
Inflation. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1360 |
He's got beach balls, I'll give him that. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1361 |
Every time he comes down from the beanstalk, he drops his beach ball. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1362 |
Sometimes, Herbert, I do find your inadequacies endearing. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1363 |
Not mad, just a bit deflated. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1364 |
At least your hands are big. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1365 |
You weren't kidding when you said go big or go home! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1366 |
My sense is that yours would pop before it would get that big. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1367 |
We were aiming for upscale contemporary. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1368 |
I knew we shouldn't have invited Donald! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1369 |
I told you to be here by 9:30! |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1370 |
We've been teaching little Donald about USA's role in the world. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1371 |
Now that's what I call a pretty good blow job. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1372 |
I'm old-fashioned. I prefer a lifeguard. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1373 |
It just couldn't be that his pool was bigger than ours. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1374 |
You know, the big ones are only a dollar more. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1375 |
"Trumptoys.com". |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1376 |
When the elephants were banned, the circus went underground. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1377 |
Okay already! If a round peg is flexible it can fit in a square hole. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1378 |
Apparently, size matters. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1379 |
Honey, did you lose the other beach ball? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1380 |
Sorry, Fred. This is the one we chose for the President's visit. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1381 |
You're gonna need a bigger ball. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1382 |
It takes less water to fill the pool this way. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1383 |
That's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1384 |
I'd avoid inviting Patriots to pool parties. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1385 |
How many times do I have to tell you size doesn't matter? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1386 |
Donald's ball is bigger. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1387 |
This gay pride stuff is getting a bit overblown, don't you think? |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1388 |
You and your steroid experiments! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1389 |
Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1390 |
It swells up when you put it in water. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1391 |
The saltwater pool tends to have a bit of a bloating effect. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1392 |
Look, it's just like Congress! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1393 |
We decided to do the beach ball thing bigly this year... |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1394 |
Well... I feel silly. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1395 |
It's a drought resistant pool |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1396 |
I know they say size doesn't matter Bertrand, but all things being equal, it's clear you will no longer will be able to fulfill my needs. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1397 |
Thanks Pete, the one Jenny brought is just too big to toss around. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1398 |
See, Margie, as I've told you for years, bigger isn't necessarily better. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1399 |
Honey you're fine. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1400 |
"I heard her screaming 'There's no place like home', then splash! |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1401 |
It's the new drought approved model. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1402 |
Brownie had me develop it for Katrina when I worked at FEMA. It absorbs 1000 times its weight in water. It does a heckuva job. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1403 |
Johnny? I thought he was with you. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1404 |
Got one of the eggs! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1405 |
Hot air balloon. Really bad landing. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1406 |
And that concludes our demonstration of what Lance Armstrong looked like before surgery. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1407 |
But Honey, I didn't know that one absorbs water! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1408 |
This is how we know he is home in Mar-a-lago. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1409 |
Pride Month gets bigger every year. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1410 |
Take that, Jones. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1411 |
Sorry, but this pool is already overtaken. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1412 |
They just blow up so fast... |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1413 |
You've been misinformed. This hotel has no ballroom. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1414 |
Funny it doesn't feel like a Baywatch set. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1415 |
While you are inside you cannot tell... |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1416 |
We went for a whimsical bubble. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1417 |
Thanks, but our ballroom is packed |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1418 |
It's called an infinity ball. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1419 |
Yes, I suppose it is a little bigger. But I like yours so much more. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1420 |
I was really hoping it would come in a nice grey or charcoal. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1421 |
Size does matter...Bob just never figured out relativity does, too. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1422 |
They're originally from Texas. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1423 |
This is the last time I buy anything from Texas. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1424 |
It showed up on my "things you may also like to purchase" list. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1425 |
They're spraying for bugs. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1426 |
God does not play fair! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1427 |
Looks like a storm; so I'm going to do my laps. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1428 |
I wouldn't try it in the bathtub. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1429 |
Volleyball is big this time of year. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1430 |
Susan, I don't care HOW good the deal was, a hot-air balloon is poor substitute for a beach ball. Have you seen the kids? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1431 |
They always go overboard. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1432 |
No one in the party wanted to talk about the beach ball in the pool. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1433 |
That's not entirely correct, you can still swim laps. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1434 |
So, yes, size matters. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1435 |
OK, Honey, enough with the cute hints. We're not getting a bigger swimming pool and that's that. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1436 |
Frugality will be the end of us! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1437 |
As if I didn't already have enough to feel inadequate about at the pool |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1438 |
I told you she'd come for her cub. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1439 |
That's the last time we buy a beach ball from Big Lots. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1440 |
What??? It's a Trump hotel. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1441 |
Do you ever think we're all part of something much bigger? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1442 |
Runaway inflation. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1443 |
You mean THIS beachball? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1444 |
Usually they shrink in cold water... |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1445 |
Well, he IS the President. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1446 |
They should have told you: At this Resort size DOES matter. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1447 |
This resort has an inflated ego. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1448 |
I told you this competition would end badly. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1449 |
So, where is the pool hiding? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1450 |
You'll want to get out of the state before he starts his tantrum for his stuck beachball. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1451 |
Yes, I understand...but that's what "just add water" DOES mean! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1452 |
Trump must have blown it up...its HUUUGE! |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1453 |
Ours is bigger. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1454 |
We've called Tom Brady. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1455 |
Fine, so bigger isn't always better, but this is a pretty demoralizing way to show it. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1456 |
But honey, your ball is the perfect size... for me. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1457 |
Sorry, size matters! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1458 |
Now what did I say? Never bring a knife to a gun fight! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1459 |
Can your ball do that, Harry? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1460 |
A pin maybe. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1461 |
That one is more reasonable - I warned you the other was too big. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1462 |
It's aspirational. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1463 |
I'm telling you, we are in a bubble. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1464 |
No, the one you've got is big enough. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1465 |
Some kid back in 95 flushed his pet ball down the toilet. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1466 |
It was cheaper than hiring a lifeguard. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1467 |
OK, you're right. Sometimes size does matter. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1468 |
Looking for the kiddie pool? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1469 |
I like him for his mind too, you know. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1470 |
I'm just not that impressed anymore. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1471 |
Up, up and not so far away. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1472 |
welcome to the mar a largo pool where everything is huge and tremendous and bigly |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1473 |
Honey, I've always said that it's not the size of your beach ball that impresses me. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1474 |
You know, considering that the swimming pool is rectangular and the huge beach ball is spherical, you'd figure there'd be visible deformation on the sphere's surface, |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1475 |
The 99% are taking over. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1476 |
Yes, everybody says she takes after her mother. Personally I don't see it. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1477 |
The owner's child gets whatever he wants |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1478 |
Because 'let's blow this into proportion' isn't a saying. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1479 |
I have some concerns about inflation. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1480 |
Tom’s big thing is still about inflation. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
1481 |
Size doesn't matter, Gerald. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1482 |
I got this one for no extra charge. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1483 |
So yeah it's queer, Mike, but it's here all month and we are proud of it! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1484 |
The neighbors have a really big pool and an awesome adult swim. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1485 |
Have you seen the mother of all balls |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1486 |
Do you ever get the feeling that the Joneses are missing the point? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1487 |
He has reason to believe you have his mother . |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
1488 |
I wasn't expecting to have THAT much fun. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
1489 |
My ball is bigger than yours. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
1490 |
Gay Pride Just Pops Up Nowadays |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1491 |
You call that a beach ball? Who ARE you??? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1492 |
I think this water crisis has been over-inflated. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1493 |
You always said Ned had big balls. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1494 |
The owner said we should make the pool bigger. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1495 |
He's gone to get his towel. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1496 |
Yeah, don't get it wet. It expands. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1497 |
Maybe it's the Mothership. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1498 |
It would've been a perfectly nice party even without balloon rides. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1499 |
When his invitation said, 'I hope you have a ball,' I took it as a threat. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1500 |
We should never have built over an ancient ballooning ground. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1501 |
You needn't have bothered. Mr. Trump provides the beach balls at this resort! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1502 |
Attention please, whoever lost their beach ball, it's in the pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1503 |
We'll swim after we play darts. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1504 |
we have the biggest balls. everyone says we have the biggest balls. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1505 |
Yes George his is bigger than yours. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1506 |
Where's mom? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1507 |
I didn't mean to embarrass you. I thought it would pop. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1508 |
Don't feel bad. You know how Arthur likes to show off. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1509 |
Well, now you know how others feel when you use your golf umbrella on city streets. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1510 |
Because his is so much larger. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1511 |
DNA testing proves he is the father. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1512 |
He may have won the contest, but at least you won't spend the rest of your life in respiratory therapy. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1513 |
I should have never moved to Helen, Georgia. The hot air balloon capital of the state. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1514 |
NO SWIMMING today, due to inflation. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1515 |
As you know, being a blowhard is an important prerequisite to Club membership. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1516 |
It looks like Jack's friend from up the beanstalk lost his ball |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1517 |
It expands when exposed to urine. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1518 |
You know that a single quote means feet. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1519 |
Why does your brother need to one-up you every family vacation? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1520 |
I thought you said " I love big beach balls." |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1521 |
Instead of putting in chlorine, they accidentally put in genetically modified gelatin. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1522 |
I'm sorry, but Todd has a bigger ball. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1523 |
Let's not blow this out of proportion. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1524 |
Very subtle way of telling me you want me to get sterilized. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1525 |
Now do you agree that we're not keeping up with the Jones' |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1526 |
Yes, of course, your hands are huge, but James has always had bigger balls. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1527 |
"Let's bring the giant." You said. "It'll be fun!" You said. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1528 |
Damn, it's stuck in the pool filter again. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1529 |
You told me they always shrink after they've been in a pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1530 |
It was my idea. This way, I won't look like I'm wimping out of that first dive into chilly water. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1531 |
You should have gotten here before The Donald. You know he always has to have the biggest one |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1532 |
Honey look at what Sharon ordered from SkyMall! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1533 |
Johnny's always had to have the biggest or the best!! He's an only child. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1534 |
Sorry, the rules is 'only one ball allowed in the pool at any time'/ |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1535 |
Just great. Here comes another big lecture from the pool committee. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1536 |
'lucy still sees everything with kaleidoscope eyes." |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1537 |
I'm sorry Steve, but I need a man with a bigger balloon. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1538 |
Have you tried rebooting it ? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1539 |
Gulliver's Resort Travels. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1540 |
Big Mistake. I filled it with hot air from within the Beltway. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1541 |
It's the mother of all beach balls. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1542 |
either the ball is to big or the pool is to small. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1543 |
Don't worry, it will significantly shrink. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1544 |
Would you be interested in purchasing a self-inflating beach ball? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1545 |
I'm on the water conservation committee. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1546 |
Now you see why we don't allow people to bring their own pool toys. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1547 |
The neighborhood committee told us to either cover the pool or wear suits to swin. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1548 |
I did complain; they accused me of "class warfare". |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1549 |
It's part of the City's water conservation program. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1550 |
Why are we always too little, too late? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1551 |
You think they could have just told us: “No swimming today!" |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1552 |
Of course this is when you want to forgo the 'no sharp objects' near the pool embargo |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1553 |
Someone call Amazon and tell them the drone mistook Huntington Drive for Huntington Beach again. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1554 |
I thought you said you had a pool? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1555 |
It's a one-ball pool. Sorry. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1556 |
No one was swimming anyway, and it does keep the pool cleaner. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1557 |
It's not you. It's your tiny ball. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1558 |
Tom, it looks like you're having a ball, too! |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
1559 |
What happens in the pool, stays in the pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1560 |
Have you seen Billy?" "He was playing with a ball just like this! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1561 |
When is "kid swim" over? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1562 |
He won't sign memorabilia. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1563 |
Apparently, they come dehydrated. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1564 |
See, this is what happens when you don't wait half an hour after eating to go in the pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1565 |
Litigious much? |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
1566 |
The Frisbee just launched to Mars. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
1567 |
You can get it on sale at Costco. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1568 |
Someone's overcompensating. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1569 |
That's the way the ball bounces. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1570 |
It really is all about being seen, darling. Don't you agree? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1571 |
I feel like big brother is watching me. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1572 |
I should have brought a knife. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1573 |
Guess I blew it. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1574 |
Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1575 |
That's the last time I shop on-line. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1576 |
This place is all Ball and no Beach |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1577 |
NASA reported it can be seen from space. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1578 |
Here comes the hot air balloon from hell again! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1579 |
They only came in two sizes... |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1580 |
Chief Brody, I think you're gonna need a bigger beach ball. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1581 |
Wanna go to my pool? |
1.1143 |
0.07961 |
35 |
33 |
0 |
2 |
1582 |
We already have a ball. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1583 |
The package said 'Assorted Sizes.' |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1584 |
Is Donny back again? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1585 |
Trump's staff can't get in, but they can bounce out! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1586 |
Oh, Gerald, your ball is just the right size. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1587 |
So...the sun's in the other side of that pool? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1588 |
It's just a ball! I think you're blowing this way out of proportion... |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1589 |
In this case, Dave, size is everything! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1590 |
The ball I'm looking for is a bit bigger. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1591 |
The lifeguard's at lunch, let's play bouncy bouncy. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1592 |
Our subdivision's honored that Christo chose us for his latest installation "Life's a Beach." |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1593 |
It keeps the kids out. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1594 |
Swimming pools are so yesterday, waterparks are our future. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1595 |
You just had to tell the Griswold's about my new ball |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1596 |
What exactly do you mean by, 'shrinkage' ? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1597 |
When does the pool pop open? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1598 |
I'm sorry, but we're at beach ball capacity. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1599 |
Do you have a sister? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1600 |
Westboro is not amused. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1601 |
It was that or skyrocketing premiums. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1602 |
How was I supposed to know 'Just Add Water' wasn't a metaphor? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1603 |
Still, I'll take Jeff Koons' pool parties over Damien Hirst's every time. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1604 |
My neighbor said. "Have a ball on vacation!" |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1605 |
The front desk said the Jolly Green Giant checked in last night. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1606 |
Just wait until you see the water wings that guy brought! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1607 |
It's my art installation on global warming. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1608 |
He sure took the long way around for a dick joke, or is it just me? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1609 |
I've decided to leave you for him. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1610 |
Think of it as a metaphor for the sense of inadequacy that plagues us all. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1611 |
I hear they're coming out with an even smaller one next year. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1612 |
I told him to go big or go home. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1613 |
It took on water |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1614 |
My bad, I see the warning on this one: Do not bring into contact with water. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1615 |
Yea I know COLOR. I can't believe it either! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1616 |
Welcome to the DNC summer conference, and Hillary's over-inflated ego. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1617 |
What'll you think will happen if I throw this one in the ocean? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1618 |
We tried to get it out but it started spinning and prompted us to reboot. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1619 |
Oh, for Pete's sake! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1620 |
Let's leave...The people at this party clearly have an overly inflated egos. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1621 |
Hey Harry, just get your ex. You’re always saying about what a ginormous ballbuster she is. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1622 |
Let's go put ours in the toilet. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1623 |
But yours is so tiny |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1624 |
Not to worry, Margaret. The T.M.I. realtor warned us that objects in the water may appear larger than normal. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1625 |
Costco. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1626 |
We HAD to come. It's the only resort offering scuba ballooning. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1627 |
Sure, it looks cute now, but when it grows up... |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1628 |
It's an ICBM. An Intercontinental balloon missile. |
1.1143 |
0.07961 |
35 |
33 |
0 |
2 |
1629 |
Yeah, well...mine's prettier. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1630 |
Are you sure you want to play dodgeball? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1631 |
Am I not supporting gay pride week if I would rather swim some laps? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1632 |
No! It's a hot air balloon silo. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1633 |
What happens in the pool, stays in the pool. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
1634 |
Really, you have ball envy? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1635 |
Suddenly, I feel quite inadequate. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
1636 |
You should see his sand pail! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1637 |
What's that you're holding, another of your stupid freeze-dried beach balls? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1638 |
Really, size doesn't matter to me. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1639 |
Relax, adult ball time will be over in five minutes. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1640 |
Somebody called it the rainbow connection |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1641 |
The one time I'm glad we're not keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1642 |
Never heard of a pool ball? |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
1643 |
I guess, I missed rehearsal. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1644 |
Frankly, I think it would work better on a beach. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1645 |
You don't have to puff it up, just drop it into water |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1646 |
Size really does matter--in a beach ball, that is. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1647 |
I mean I'm prideful too, but maybe we could just let people swim. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1648 |
It's okay, I have baby pool. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1649 |
I hate it when President Trump uses our pool. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1650 |
I'm guessing it belongs to our neighbor, the Over-Compensator-in-Chief. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1651 |
Someday that kid's going to be a terror. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1652 |
I wonder what's on the other side. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1653 |
Gulliver's beachball's travels |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
1654 |
The Ringling brothers have too much time on their hands. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1655 |
She missed her mom. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1656 |
Honey, it's not the size of the ball, it's how much money he makes. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1657 |
We should've come earlier to reserve a spot. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1658 |
I always feel so inadequate at pool parties. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1659 |
After Cinderfella fled the Royal Ball at noon, the Prince returned. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1660 |
Florida's production of "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat" as performed by the 1st grade gym class. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1661 |
You win. It still floats. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1662 |
I always knew you were full of hot air, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1663 |
Lordy, I hope there are tapes. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
1664 |
Mine's the maquette. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1665 |
Just because his is bigger doesn't mean a thing to me dear |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1666 |
It looked lonely. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1667 |
This is the prototype I based it on. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1668 |
"His is bigger than mine, his is bigger than mine!" Can't you think of something else for once? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1669 |
Are you gay? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1670 |
But, I am the one who started the whole beach ball thing. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1671 |
Honestly honey, the pool does make your ball look big. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1672 |
At that moment, David questioned his manhood. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1673 |
They inflate when wet. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1674 |
David and Goliath working the backyard pool party. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1675 |
Don't get between the mother ball and her cub. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1676 |
Go put that in the small pool. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1677 |
The key to growing these balloons is plenty of water and lots of hot air. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1678 |
How very confefe. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1679 |
I don't know whether to drain or pop. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1680 |
Got a pin ? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1681 |
The instructions said, "Just add water." |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1682 |
We could a bought that one, but this one indirectly tells everyone the party is over. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1683 |
I think we have all the color we need... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1684 |
First the pool, tomorrow the world |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1685 |
First time at Rod Serling's house? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1686 |
And the best part is you don't need sunscreen |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1687 |
And your hands are small, too. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1688 |
I'm gay and proud, but apparently not proud enough for this party. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1689 |
You're new here. If you want to compete for superior socio-economic status in this neighborhood, you have to go big! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1690 |
They sent it to Congress to have it inflated |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1691 |
It's either global warming or a Chinese hoax. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1692 |
You said mine was the biggest you'd ever seen. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1693 |
Your brother got here five minutes ago with his beach ball. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1694 |
Yes, size is overrated. But you have to admit, this is hard to ignore. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1695 |
You just don't bring sand to the beach, Ralph. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1696 |
You can get your feet wet in the corner. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1697 |
Do you or don't you want to continue to be a respected member of this club? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1698 |
Cartoonists always find a way to ruin Pleasantville. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1699 |
Don't feel threatened, but, yeah, he was that big. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1700 |
The Trump Beachball is much larger than mine! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1701 |
I have to be careful with mine, they're very absorbent. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1702 |
It's just water weight. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1703 |
He was looking for his mommy. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1704 |
Anything you can do I can do bigger |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1705 |
See, Bigger isn't always better honey |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1706 |
No, really, size doesn't matter. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1707 |
He looks more like his mother. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1708 |
Trump's beach ball is huge! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1709 |
This is my ball. That is His ball. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
1710 |
SPF 250 |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1711 |
Huh, I thought the water made them shrink! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1712 |
It's time we got in on this no-sun sunbathing trend. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1713 |
You have a point. The invite did say, 'Beach Ball Party.' |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1714 |
Well , we need a bigger pool. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1715 |
I guess that 'Who has the biggest balls?' question has been answered. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1716 |
OK, his is bigger than mine, can we still be friends? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1717 |
That is such a ballsy move. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1718 |
This Yuuuge Ball should keep the neighbors from coming into our pool |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1719 |
Size matters. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1720 |
he finally comes out of the closet.. the pools closet ? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1721 |
I like your beach ball, I think it's not too big, not to small, but just right. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1722 |
You should see his pool noodle. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1723 |
I'm telling you, something here is definetely wrong, but can't make up my mind, what. Surely some minuscule detail. Each time I throw this ball into the water, it rebounds. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1724 |
Ugh, looks like the Donald is in the pool. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1725 |
The 'no splashing' sign was spoiling the view. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1726 |
Just when I thought I finally caught up to the Jones's, they pull this. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1727 |
No, I don't think purchasing a bigger air pump would have helped. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
1728 |
It's supposed to deflate within four hours. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
1729 |
You always said that you had big balls. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1730 |
I think the mother ball is looking for its baby. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1731 |
Demonstrated. Neither doing something spectacular the neighbors speak us. Hate them. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1732 |
Sorry, we're full at the moment! |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1733 |
Let's just say we were better prepared for inflation. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1734 |
Now I know why they don't allow beach balls in the pool. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1735 |
Haven't you heard of shrinkage? |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1736 |
It keeps the kids from splashing us. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
1737 |
My husband insisted on the bigger ball. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1738 |
I guess it really is time for Janet to act. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1739 |
Yeah, well I went to Costco, dummy. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1740 |
What is buried under the dome? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1741 |
Whoever owns that ball must have an inflated sense of entitlement. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1742 |
I thought I got a big enough beach ball, but apparently. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1743 |
I prefer the prototype. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1744 |
You were on the right track but someone's already taken it to scale.adams |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1745 |
Would you like to hold my Sponge Ball? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1746 |
I thought he would be staying at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1747 |
Some big wig in frozen vegetables from what I hear. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1748 |
He's compensating. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1749 |
He said mine's bigger than yours...I thought he meant something else! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1750 |
How do you do that again? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1751 |
I thought it was an urban legend. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1752 |
The "rainbow" coalition knows how to get attention. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1753 |
Can you keep your eye on the ball? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1754 |
I think we should put a limit on the size of beach balls for our next pool party. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1755 |
Of course not, George. Size never matters. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1756 |
From little acorns.... |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1757 |
$10 on Amazon Prime goes a long way. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1758 |
My friend says you're undercompensating so here's my number. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1759 |
I guess you know who is back here at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1760 |
I only took the Viagra an hour ago. The guy in the pool said he took his early this morning. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1761 |
When they said "Buy one, get one free" I thought they would both be the same size. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1762 |
So I was swimming earlier with Goliath and . . . |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1763 |
Don't worry, Herb, I'm sure your ball is quite adequate. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1764 |
That's not a ball, that's a gala. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1765 |
Well, on the plus side, pool maintenance has dropped to almost zero. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1766 |
If it were a ball, it would be floating almost completely out of the water, so it's clearly not a ball, you idiot. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1767 |
This must be the thermal pool. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1768 |
"OMG,deja vu all over again. As usual,you're too little,too late. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1769 |
It's a water birth. I'm just babysitting. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1770 |
Your grandiosity is getting out of hand, Bill. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1771 |
We couldn't afford a lifeguard so we're just telling everyone we're growing a rainbow pumpkin patch. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1772 |
You must be looking for the Kiddie Pool |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1773 |
Today's pool party is sponsored by Costco. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1774 |
The invitation said pool party not beach ball. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1775 |
It's not the size that matters |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1776 |
Okay, we get it. You stopped smoking. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1777 |
First time to Hot Air B & B? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1778 |
One can’t be too rich or too thin but one can have too much beach ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1779 |
I see the Joneses are here. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1780 |
It certainly was a surprise - when Jeff Koons said he was sending us a housewarming gift, we just assumed it would be a balloon dog. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1781 |
I am feeling a bit inadequate. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1782 |
At least with Hoover the people got a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1783 |
I told you they'd have one here. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1784 |
Do you ever wonder if life is just an elaborate set up for a New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1785 |
Sorry, Miriam, I'm totally baller, I guess I'm just not that baller. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1786 |
Put it back in the car before anyone notices. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1787 |
I think it came from over by that beanstalk. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1788 |
"A day at the pool and no one is swimming!" C'mon guys it's a ball! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1789 |
The HOA is taking it down. It's the pink stripe, it clashes with our condos mailboxes. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1790 |
This one was 90% off |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1791 |
Sometimes I think Apple is getting too involved with my daily life. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1792 |
No way you were invited. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1793 |
Don't you feel inadequate. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1794 |
That's why we don't invite Gulliver to our cookouts any more. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1795 |
I must admit, that really is a big beautiful ball. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1796 |
It's a Claes Oldenburg installation. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1797 |
Well, I see Gulliver has come back to Lilliput. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1798 |
You're asthmatic. Nobody's going to judge you. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1799 |
Let's take our little ball and go to another pool. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1800 |
Rule two, Don't get them wet! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1801 |
Size doesn't matter honey. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1802 |
I hope that balloonist leaves soon, so we can play Marco Polo. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1803 |
They're much more fun when they're young. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1804 |
Fine! Take it home then. We'll just play with Larry's. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1805 |
I'll meet you at the kiddie pool in an hour. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1806 |
Is this some LGBTQ thing? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1807 |
It's a gift from my insurance company. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1808 |
We can't keep up with Jones on this one. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1809 |
I though pools were not permitted in the ball |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1810 |
wow. I wonder whose ball that is.Can he come out and play? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1811 |
Don't worry, honey, he's simply overcompensating. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1812 |
Well, it said "just add water". |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1813 |
Marry me! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1814 |
Show off. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1815 |
The kids sure are having quite a ball in the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1816 |
It's his way of telling me his are bigger than mine. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1817 |
We must be in Texas... |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1818 |
We already have a beach ball. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1819 |
It looks like someone already brought their ball to the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1820 |
They came from outer space and brought their own atmosphere.l |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1821 |
So next time just don't tell your brother what you're bringing... |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1822 |
See? He's even making beach balls great again. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1823 |
Thanks, I commissioned it from Diller Scofidio + Renfro. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1824 |
King Kong is gay! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1825 |
Remember sea monkeys? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1826 |
The HOA never allows for inflation. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1827 |
I have this amazing new app that can convert an outdoor pool to indoor. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1828 |
Who invited Trump? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1829 |
don'tRUMPocalypse takes a dip in his megalomania bubble |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1830 |
It's not the size, honey. It's how you volley with it." |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
1831 |
Harold never had a sense of proportion. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1832 |
They always do this at Mar-a-Lago so Trump can be the first one in. |
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1833 |
This is not what I had in mind when they told us to have a ball in the pool. |
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0 |
1834 |
.....you got a little one. |
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1 |
1835 |
Who asked Trump to bring the beach ball? |
1.0938 |
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1836 |
I could swear it said, "Mommy, help!" |
1.0938 |
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1837 |
We're protesting the president's lack of pride. |
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1 |
1838 |
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/170522_contest-690.jpg |
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1839 |
We need a bigger pool, Larry |
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0 |
1840 |
You know he has an inferiority complex. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1841 |
This is the last vacation we take during Gay Pride Week. |
1.0938 |
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32 |
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1 |
1 |
1842 |
In your case, things get smaller outside the pool. |
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1 |
1843 |
It was on sale for a reason... |
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0 |
1844 |
I feel like there is something you want to share with me. |
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0 |
1845 |
Hyperinflation has doomed us. |
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1 |
1846 |
Some where over the rainbow? |
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1 |
1847 |
Keep it there. I have no interest in what it's covering up. |
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0 |
1848 |
Don't worry, it's just fake science. |
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1 |
1849 |
On the bright side, you're not likely to drown. |
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1850 |
But the extra large was a much better deal. |
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1 |
1851 |
The map app on my hot air balloon miscalculated. |
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1852 |
Remember what Mr Carp said, "Just blow it up a little, never too much or something will happen and you never know what!" |
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1853 |
It's not just the size, Jerry. It's what he's done with it. |
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1854 |
I don't know, could they be related? |
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1855 |
You're right we have the biggest beachball in the neighborhood and your little one doesn't make the grade. |
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1856 |
Marco, you know that Donald has always had a thing about size. |
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1857 |
|
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1858 |
Yes, I'm sure yours is perfectly adequate. |
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1859 |
I'm gonna take my little ball and go home. |
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1 |
1860 |
They weren't lying when they said the beach ball absorbed water. |
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1 |
1 |
1861 |
Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer |
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1 |
1862 |
Yes, my hands are smaller than some men's. |
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1 |
1863 |
You might as well take your ball and go home. |
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1864 |
It's clear I was thinking too small. |
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0 |
1865 |
Let's take our ball & go home. |
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1866 |
Look, right here in black and white, it clearly states: DO NOT OVER INFLATE! |
1.0938 |
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1867 |
I thought we agreed on polka dots. |
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0 |
1868 |
Well, ummm...you wanna help me with The New Yorker cartoon caption? |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1869 |
It's cute now, but just wait until it grows up. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1870 |
Want to bounce out of here? |
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1 |
1 |
1871 |
If you take one of her eggs she's going to get angry. |
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1 |
1872 |
Today's the day they water the golf courses. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
1873 |
We're saving hugely on pool maintenance. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
1874 |
Wow! Talk about carrying coal to Newcastle. |
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1 |
1 |
1875 |
Admit it, you're still in the closet. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1876 |
Who invited Gulliver? |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1877 |
Birth of a new-age hot-air balloon |
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1 |
1878 |
The dude that blew that up has an incredibly inflated ego. |
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1 |
1879 |
The water is too cold for me. YOU jump in and get it. |
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1 |
1 |
1880 |
Be downstairs by noon for your one o'clock flight. |
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1 |
1881 |
All the bounce houses were already rented |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1882 |
You told me that increases in inflation wouldn't affect the beach ball market. |
1.0938 |
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1883 |
I told you I was moving on to bigger things! |
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1 |
1884 |
Let me guess, it's the Jones'? |
1.0938 |
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1885 |
I always suspected that he had bigger balls than me. |
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1 |
1886 |
100x-ing is the new 10x-ing. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1887 |
My husband is a venture capitalist. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1888 |
She won the contest, but lost her life. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1889 |
No, Carol. It's not a Calder. |
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1890 |
Have you seen my other beachball--it's just a little bigger than this one? |
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1891 |
It came with a pin to pop it with, but the pin is taped to the bottom. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1892 |
And when he makes a sand castle, he makes a sand castle! |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1893 |
It's made of biodegradable corn flour...but someone must have a yeast infection! |
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1 |
1894 |
Heterophobia. |
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0 |
1895 |
That ball is pissing me off! |
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1 |
1896 |
It looks like there’s a new kid in town. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1897 |
I really hate living next door to the Jolly Green Giant |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
1898 |
Warren Buffett is swimming naked right now. He is a shy old boy. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1899 |
Charles, bigger is not always better! |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1900 |
Christo takes up lifeguarding. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
1901 |
Can I borrow a safety pin for about 5 seconds? |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
1902 |
Apparently beach balls have an allergic reaction to bee stings. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1903 |
It's official; mine is bigger than yours. |
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0 |
1904 |
The delivery guy was not very happy at all. |
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0 |
1905 |
At 3 o'clock we need to take cover. I hear somebody's gonna have sand kicked in his face. |
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1 |
1906 |
Gee, this pool is small!! |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1907 |
Their flyers certainly got it right when they listed a "secret amenity." |
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1 |
1 |
1908 |
Can you fetch my beach ball for me? |
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1 |
1 |
1909 |
It wanted its mother |
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0 |
1910 |
Drought tolerant swimming pool |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1911 |
Op op op op pool oppan party style. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1912 |
We swim in a diversity bubble. |
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0 |
1913 |
'That's the larger one' |
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1 |
1914 |
I'm making the Flindermans next door pay for it. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1915 |
I told Herb but you know him, he insisted the pool was more than big enough. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1916 |
Thanks, but we already have a ball. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1917 |
Call it phalllic envy if you must. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1918 |
Oh Derrick, you shouldn't have. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1919 |
And they say inflation is a myth. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1920 |
It is flashy but our water bills have plummeted. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1921 |
Sometimes a beach ball is just a beach ball. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1922 |
I feel very inadequate. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1923 |
A balloon from China? |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1924 |
Go ahead and sigh because sighs matter. |
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1 |
1925 |
Those Joneses are really competitive! |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1926 |
No, no, no...Your plans specified 24', not 24". |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1927 |
I almost clicked the wrong size too. |
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0 |
1928 |
He really went balls in this time |
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1 |
1929 |
You'll have to wait. Donald just went in. |
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0 |
1930 |
You knew it would be a problem as soon as Christo moved into the development. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1931 |
The package said 'Just Add Water' |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1932 |
There's a problem with lighting the burner. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1933 |
Well once again, Bob's is larger. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1934 |
So we meet again, Stripey McStripeface! |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1935 |
You may as well take your ball and go home. |
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0 |
1936 |
I love you, Russell, but the dehydrated beach ball is your worst invention yet. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1937 |
OK, bigmouth, out-blow THAT. |
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1 |
1938 |
The other one I bought at Mar-a-Lago |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1939 |
They got the idea from our tennis club. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1940 |
Andrew felt the ball envy creeping in. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1941 |
Don't worry, it's just colder out here. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1942 |
And then tomorrow when they wake up, the pool will look much bigger. |
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1 |
1943 |
It's gender neutral. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1944 |
It's just a coincidence. No, I am not from another planet! |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1945 |
have you seen our baby? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
1 |
1946 |
I think I finally understand where you fit into the org chart. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1947 |
You'll never guess who just rolled in. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1948 |
The President must be down for the weekend. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1949 |
Now that's 'big league'. |
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0 |
1950 |
Balls, no water. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1951 |
Its wonderful! We're first in our neighborhood to have one. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1952 |
Has Anyone Seen My Other Beach Ball ? |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1953 |
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's been done before. |
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1 |
1954 |
Tell the neighbors they'll have to retrieve the ball themselves. |
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0 |
1955 |
I wish he would take his ball and go home. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1956 |
I really think you might be blowing this out of proportion |
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0 |
1957 |
I told you, I am not suffering from ball envy. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1958 |
Sean, dear, Donald's pool parties aren't about the pool... |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1959 |
This is what happens when you move in next to a beanstalk. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1960 |
I don't like the colors. |
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0 |
1961 |
Have you ever seen a ball full of so much hot air?? Must be Trump's pool. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1962 |
Waiting for adult swim on the '45. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1963 |
Argggh, if that Starbuck fella wanders in here, for sure he'll be gettin' a taste of me cutlass |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1964 |
My ball is Bigger than your ball, my ball is bigger than your ball, blah, blah, blah............ |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1965 |
Who invited Donald and his over inflated ball? |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1966 |
You're just having a ball, I see. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1967 |
I call it..."P-Preventer". |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1968 |
It's the biggest, the best, and full of hot air. We're just trying to stay on-trend. |
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0 |
1969 |
I told you that the little ball is a cheap gift. |
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1 |
1970 |
That's nice. So what's the deal with the big rectangular ball in the pool?" "It converts your outdoor pool to an indoor pool. There's a door on the other side." "Oh. |
1.0938 |
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1971 |
It's called a BEACH ball for a reason. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1972 |
Swell ball, eh? |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1973 |
Elephants are so boring. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1974 |
I'd like to think mine is more practical. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1975 |
It seems the inflation problem is coming back. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1976 |
And I thought bringing one that is in color was enough. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1977 |
Oh thanks, another one. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
1978 |
All things being equal- we'll need to refill the pool. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
1979 |
It was a mistake to tell Christo it was BYOB. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1980 |
Isn't this taking celebrating the LGBTQ community a little too far? |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1981 |
I bought one. All you do is water it. |
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3 |
0 |
1982 |
Just wait till it hatches. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
1983 |
I'm working on the cure for shrinkage. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
1984 |
Ha! I was right. It IS oviparous. |
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1 |
1 |
1985 |
If it pops, get ready for the National Guard. |
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1 |
1 |
1986 |
Wow. A pool and a ballroom. |
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1 |
1 |
1987 |
There is only so much weed in the world, Barb. They have to come out at some point. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1988 |
Still think bigger is better? |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
1989 |
No dear, yours is not the biggest. |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1990 |
Clark just needs to understand that he lives in Smallville now. |
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1 |
1991 |
The student has become the master. |
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0 |
1992 |
I'm overcompensating for WHAT?!? |
1.0938 |
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0 |
1993 |
This is how you put a round peg into a square hole. |
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0 |
1994 |
Yes BYOCW means bring your own chlorine-water; everybody knows that Hank. |
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0 |
1995 |
But my VC said the idea wasn't scalable! |
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1 |
1996 |
Once again, Edward's machismo dominates the complex pool scene. |
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1997 |
I'm holding all I know. What's in the pool is only what I think I know. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
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3 |
0 |
1998 |
I admit, when Frank kept saying how big his beach balls were this is not what I envisioned. |
1.0938 |
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32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
1999 |
Yeah but I heard his never gets fully inflated. |
1.0938 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2000 |
I thought you took your kid off steroids? |
1.0938 |
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32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2001 |
It's not about being pro-equality. It's about needing everyone to know it. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
2002 |
Well, at least that guy is out of breath. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
2003 |
I knew we overfed our other beachball. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
2004 |
Sigmund's pool party |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
2005 |
Just don't let this one get wet. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
2006 |
Hey Bernanke...we decided to use the ball with the real inflation rate. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
1 |
2007 |
Not to burst your balloon, but they're fumigating the pool today. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2008 |
It's the pool party equivalent to the elephant in the room. |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
2009 |
In this case cold water makes it bigger. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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3 |
0 |
2010 |
In this case, size matters. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2011 |
See, bigger isn't always better. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
2012 |
It looks something like this |
1.0938 |
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1 |
1 |
2013 |
They shrink that much? I dunno know how you guys walk around with those things. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2014 |
What did you think I meant when I said I have big balls? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2015 |
Ever since the lung transplant Morty loves to show off. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2016 |
I ordered a ping-pong ball from Amazon, but they sent King Kong's. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2017 |
Before they could fully grasp what had happened, they suddenly realized that they should have done a better job of mastering nondimensionalization. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2018 |
Your one-upmanship might be getting a little out of hand. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2019 |
No vacancy. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2020 |
I adjusted for inflation. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2021 |
Where's the kiddie pool? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2022 |
Do you now understand why I said bigger is not necessarily better? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2023 |
I'm kicking myself. I could've bought that same size but I didn't think it would fit in the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2024 |
Don't feel inadequate just because yours isn't the biggest one. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2025 |
How is the pilot supposed to exit the balloon? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2026 |
I'm leaving you for Harry. Yes, size matters. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
2027 |
I think that poor bastard's bitten off more than he can chew. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2028 |
Pool is closed due to too much hustle |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2029 |
Inevitably they all get too big for their beaches. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2030 |
I made my fortune by stressing scalability. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2031 |
So . . . your's is pre-Trump? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2032 |
I did try to tell you his was bigger... |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2033 |
You were right: someone's got it in for you. |
1.0938 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2034 |
I thought it was BYOB. |
1.0938 |
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32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2035 |
It was cheaper than hiring a lifeguard. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2036 |
Rumor has it they added MiracleGro instead of chlorine last night. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2037 |
We got tired of kids splashing us. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2038 |
He's big into water sports. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2039 |
Yours is pretty too. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2040 |
Welcome to Texas! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2041 |
The pool is adults-only, and that includes the toys. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2042 |
This is the President's first big ball at Mar-a-Lago! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2043 |
The instructions clearly say, "Do not over-inflate." |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2044 |
At least we don't need a lifeguard. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2045 |
I don't know...he hid it in his bathing suit right after eating the bean dip... |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2046 |
I've never heard of alpha beach balls. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2047 |
I told you not to water it. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2048 |
That's ballsy . . . |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2049 |
That's Trump's; essentially, a bag of wind taking up the whole pool. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2050 |
We're all on pins and needles over Kathy Griffin's next art installation! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2051 |
Gosh, Harold sure is doing well for himself. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2052 |
Trump's in the pool again. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2053 |
You should have been here for the splash. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2054 |
I was in the pool, I swear! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2055 |
We need a less creative Safety Committee! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2056 |
Ok, everyone outside the tent |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2057 |
This one is called Charlie. He likes beach walks and chew toys. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2058 |
Forget it. Let's just go home. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2059 |
I told you his was bigger than yours. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2060 |
I think we should downsize |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2061 |
This is why I said not to invite President Trump to the party! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2062 |
That's a couple blocks down. This is the Y.M.C.A. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2063 |
That'll keep the kids out. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2064 |
Political correctness has gone too far! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2065 |
Wait till you see what I replaced the Hummer with. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2066 |
It's more evidence for global warming. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2067 |
Metres, centimetres, whatever… |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2068 |
No really Honey, yours is a good size. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2069 |
Your hands must be pitifully small. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2070 |
Water is so passé. |
1.0938 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2071 |
...but mostly to let them know we have more money. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2072 |
But yours has the best motion in the ocean! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2073 |
Now let's see if you can do that with a keg of beer. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2074 |
Sorry, Stan; size does matter. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2075 |
These hipster pool floaties sure are getting out of hand... |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2076 |
Honey, whoever owns that is compensating. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2077 |
Ok Jerry... the guests are amused & impressed by your, " Big Balls " innuendo ... |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2078 |
I forgot to adjust for inflation. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2079 |
It's my own personal 'Cocoon' |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2080 |
Plastic is the new water. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2081 |
Yes, she did ask for a bigger ball, but this one is too big to play with. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2082 |
... and here is the ball that inspired Koons to do the installation. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2083 |
I've seen bigger. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2084 |
Any relation? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2085 |
At least the miserable brat can't splash in our drinks. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2086 |
Trust me, our social media consultant says #giantbeachball will bring more guests than the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2087 |
You know the whole is always bigger than the sum of its parts. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2088 |
Awwww, that's all right honey. Cold water always causes shrinkage. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2089 |
It belongs to the President. He just tweeted that next week he'll announce whether he plans to remove it or not. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2090 |
Do you know the wifi password? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2091 |
We need some regulations. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2092 |
Size matters, Henry |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2093 |
The wind must have carried the Miracle Grow from the lawn to the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2094 |
You can't say anything. This is a beach ball safe space. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2095 |
We did ask our boring city planners to have a ball, but this... |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2096 |
that's it! its an anti climate evaporation shield |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2097 |
Put it down, very carefully; then run for the gate. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2098 |
That's God's way of telling us we shouldn't swim. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2099 |
Turns out they already had a ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2100 |
Many people have told me it is called a covfefe. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2101 |
Stroke it gently, and it turns into a pool cover. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2102 |
In my defense, my therapist thought it was funny. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2103 |
I thought the invitation said "Bring Your Own Beach Ball" |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2104 |
Puts a new slant on pooling your resources. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2105 |
This party blows. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2106 |
The Millers are just so competitive! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2107 |
It prevents drowning. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2108 |
Great way to drain the pool at season's end. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2109 |
Oh dear...You always trying to overcompensate. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2110 |
You're allowed to take ONE toy into the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2111 |
It looks like Paul Bunyon left his beach ball in the pool again. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2112 |
You never have measured up. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2113 |
Who invited the President? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2114 |
that is just the tip of Bob's beach ball |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2115 |
I told you they already had one. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2116 |
Well, the news copters are annoying, and I found this on the deck this morning. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2117 |
Trust me, bigger isn't always better. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2118 |
That ball trumps ours. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2119 |
I'm starting to hate the president's visits! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2120 |
Get the party bucket. Do it now. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2121 |
Two things: it's alive, and it's afraid of your shish kabob. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2122 |
Pool boy? No... We've called an Apple Genius! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2123 |
Sorry, his hands were bigger than yours. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2124 |
'"Honey your gift is fine. It's the thought that counts " |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2125 |
Oh, that guy from Texas just got here. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2126 |
Costco purchase. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2127 |
Word is that Trump is a club member. He's headed here and expects to have a ball. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2128 |
Yeah the guy who inflated it is really full of hot air. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2129 |
You can't say colored ball. You have to say rainbow. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2130 |
Stay a cupple extra nights and it's yours. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2131 |
Impressive... but what I had in mind was a fancy-dress dance party. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2132 |
It's normal for one ball to be bigger than the other. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2133 |
Better water in the pool than advertise you're a fool! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2134 |
I thought I was showing my pride. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2135 |
Well, at least you have the Porsche. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2136 |
You just missed him. He and Fay headed into the city to take in the sights. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2137 |
We're waiting for the DNA forensics on the inflation stem. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2138 |
I guess everything IS bigger in Texas. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2139 |
It's just a short spell of runaway inflation. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2140 |
Yes, Fred beat me again, but a Real Man doesn't need a generator to blow up a beach ball. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2141 |
When you invited me to the "Grand Ball, I had something else entirely in mind. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2142 |
We've had a Photoshop malfunction. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2143 |
It came in a package marked hyuuge. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2144 |
Does size matter? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2145 |
Sorry Stan, the invitation said 'bring your pride to our massive gay beach ball party' |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2146 |
Ball to the walls baby, ball to the walls. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2147 |
See? You CAN get fat eating nothing but air. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2148 |
A typical suburban summer weekend gathering at the covfefe. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2149 |
Mom said I could only one toy. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2150 |
Actually it's a beach ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2151 |
Sorry but the Trumps arrived here earlier. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2152 |
"There's nothing I hate more, than a beachball with an inflated ego. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2153 |
'I'm sorry Kendrick, darling. I'll always love you and your perfectly spherical small beach ball. But can't you see that Jeremy's enormous rectangularity and I were made for each other?' |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2154 |
I'm not in this ball-game |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2155 |
It's not the size of the ball that matters, honey... |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2156 |
Not bad for your last day, eh? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2157 |
Unbelievable! The New Yorker is using color? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2158 |
I told you it had an evil twin. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2159 |
I plan to market it as the perfect swimsuit cover up. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2160 |
Why would you bring a beach ball to a pool party? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2161 |
Somebody tell Shaq it's not his day at the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2162 |
It's the thought that counts. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2163 |
Let's blame it on the Fed. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2164 |
I'm not gay, I'm just happy. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2165 |
If we are not careful, this beaxh ball is going to result in a beach brawl. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2166 |
I never thought I'd have beach ball envy. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2167 |
The Donald Blew It! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2168 |
It cuts down water wastage by 89.6 % |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2169 |
I heard in was done in Vegas for $500 in under an hour. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2170 |
Have you seen a pail and shovel ? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2171 |
I'm canceling our date. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2172 |
They'll take it down as soon as they catch the piranha. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2173 |
That last guy was a real blowhard. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2174 |
I think we've got to tighten our pool toy rules. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2175 |
You should see my other beach ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2176 |
My boyfriend brought a ball too. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2177 |
Her father is actually a really nice guy. Don't worry, you'll be fine. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2178 |
There is always someone whose possessions have to be bigger than those of anyone else. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2179 |
Proud is one thing but this is ridiculous! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2180 |
Funny, didn't you claim they shrunk in the pool? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2181 |
I'm suing for copyright infringement. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2182 |
and yet you forget the sunscreen? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2183 |
What happened to the diving board? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2184 |
Maybe we should try the smaller one. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2185 |
Should have known! That's Texas for ya'.................... |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2186 |
The pH test indicates that this pool is too basic. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2187 |
Thanks, Harold, but as you can see, Jim's ball is bigger than yours. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2188 |
The Trumps are in town. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2189 |
So, what do you feed yours? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2190 |
Guess we cannot go swimming today |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2191 |
at costco you need to read the small print..the size was in feet not inches. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2192 |
Somewhere Under the Rainbow |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2193 |
Costco. Three for $10. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2194 |
Well, in all fairness, Jeffrey was cheating at Marco Polo. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2195 |
You are so adorable when you're confident in the face of utter defeat. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2196 |
Personally, I prefer to make less of a splash. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2197 |
"It's the summer Louvre". |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2198 |
Anything you can do I can do bigger |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2199 |
Oh great, the Joneses are here. You're going to have to go back to the store. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2200 |
Can you believe it? The saleslady told me mine was one of a kind! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2201 |
Oh, "literally" go big or go home? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2202 |
Or we could have just added the algicide. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2203 |
Oh perfect dear. Everyone loved the colors but just a little too big. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2204 |
I know you want to go swimming, Harold, but life's a beach. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2205 |
Funny they should fumigate now! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2206 |
Oh, you shouldn't have. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2207 |
That's not a ball. THIS is a ball |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2208 |
The Joneses are already here. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2209 |
I just learned that size does matter |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2210 |
Pool parties never fail to make me feel inadequate. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2211 |
Mine's bigger. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2212 |
Not exactly my idea of big fun. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2213 |
Always the drama queen...... she could have just put up a sign, "No Swimming Today." |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2214 |
No blowing required you just add water. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2215 |
Feeling a little inadequate are we? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2216 |
Did I overdress for this year's Egotists Ball? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2217 |
Well the package did say "Expands when wet" |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2218 |
I didn't realize these were so absorbent. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2219 |
This pool scene is blowing up! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2220 |
They let me keep the prototype! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2221 |
Tell Jeff Koons we found the mothership |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2222 |
Our new neighbors come from Texas. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2223 |
They want to know if you're Tom Brady. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2224 |
Jack has GOT to take care of that blasted beanstalk. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2225 |
Wrong striping. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2226 |
It only seemed right to give it equal access. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2227 |
Damn. I guess we're off. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2228 |
Looks like your brother's here. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2229 |
Anyone have a big pin? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2230 |
We're very concerned with water conservation. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2231 |
Great, Janice... always one-upping your little brother! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2232 |
No, I don't think you'll sell any beach balls here. Your competitors have just about cornered the market. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2233 |
I had no idea this absence of bouyancy thing was big in gay communities too? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2234 |
My pool is smaller. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2235 |
I'm getting real tired of our neighbor and all this yuuge and bigly stuff. What a showboat! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2236 |
Don't worry, honey. It's how you use it. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2237 |
I got a great buy on the beach ball at CheapMart for 39 cents |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2238 |
Honey, Relax!!!! Size Does Not Matter!!!! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2239 |
What's nice is that it scales. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2240 |
Where's the kiddie pool? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2241 |
You needed to come a little earlier. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2242 |
ROYGBIV is rolling over in his grave right now. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2243 |
Wow. He nailed that landing. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2244 |
Let me guess--you invited the Gullivers. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2245 |
I guess I overdid the Miracle-Gro |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2246 |
Blow up toys should be prohibited in the pool ! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2247 |
It's called a pool ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2248 |
Summers have really been getting more extreme since we pulled out of the Paris Agreement. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2249 |
No, 'BYOB' meant 'bottle'. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2250 |
Just drop that off next to the other gifts. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2251 |
It just started yelling, "Everybody out!" |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2252 |
everybody under 20 feet in diameter out of the pool for 15 minutes. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2253 |
Why does Fred always have to one up me? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2254 |
They have to take it away. See, the colors are mine. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2255 |
Have you seen the lifeguard since he dove in to remove the balloon? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2256 |
Diorama drama |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2257 |
I know, it does look like a beach ball, doesn't it? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2258 |
Everyone kept saying "just let that sink in" and now it's stuck. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2259 |
U.S. Army Amphibious Air Ballon Division |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2260 |
It's okay, Gerald. Size isn't everything. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2261 |
Ah well, I see the Jones are here. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2262 |
Our town's really embraced the fracking boom. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2263 |
Marcoooo. . . . . ? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2264 |
That reminds me the Air Balloon Festival is this weekend. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2265 |
It was this size before it went into the pool |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2266 |
You're a bit late with the beach ball - God got here early with his. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2267 |
I thought it was gonna rain today! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2268 |
You should see his pool noodle. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2269 |
It's a metaphor for climate change, Sarah. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2270 |
I've always told you it was too small Gerald. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2271 |
Mine is smaller, but it gets the job done. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2272 |
Yours is just fine dear. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2273 |
Yeah, but it keeps the kids busy for hours. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2274 |
I wanted a pool, but we're having a ball instead. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2275 |
... and you thought you had a big one. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2276 |
It belongs to our next door neighbors who moved here from Three Mile Island. They're big in nuclear energy. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2277 |
You've got a lot of ball, stupid! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2278 |
Do you want to play with my balls? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2279 |
Inflation hits us all eventually. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2280 |
Don't stress about it, Walter. Maybe his hands are smaller than yours. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2281 |
maybe let's just put put this one down and walk away slowly ... |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2282 |
Jeff Koons autograph. Sorry, he's come and gone. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2283 |
Harold, we just wanted to inflate the ball, not your ego. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2284 |
It takes big balls to do that. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2285 |
Don't make this about you, Jerry! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2286 |
Glow ball warning! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2287 |
Honey, we're at Mar-a-Lago and that's the President's beachball. Just relax and wait for him to play golf. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2288 |
Having a ball? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2289 |
OSHA |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2290 |
How was I supposed to know the mother would reject it? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2291 |
Sales force convention |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2292 |
Someone accused the pool manager of having small hands |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2293 |
That's why we forbid beach balls at this Condominium. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2294 |
Look, Larry, you're blowing this whole thing out of proportion. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2295 |
It was built in OZ. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2296 |
US pulls out of climate change accord. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2297 |
Tell Trump his gift is not wanted here. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2298 |
It's part of my ego inflation therapy. You should try it. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2299 |
It looked smaller on Amazon.com |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2300 |
Her name is Gloria and this is one of her eggs! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2301 |
It isn't the radius that matters. It's the bounce. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2302 |
I distinctly remember telling you to stay out of the souvenir shop. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2303 |
But it clashes with the political landscape. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2304 |
A lot of people have big balls now that the Republicans are in power. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2305 |
Your balls are uneven. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2306 |
Was this listed in the basic party package? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2307 |
It's Huuuuuuuuuuge! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2308 |
I knew there would be a problem when the Home Owner's Association approved "NO SIZE RESTRICTIONS ON INFLATABLE POOL TOYS". |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2309 |
You should have super-sized it. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2310 |
The last item on his bucket list was, "Go cold-air ballooning." |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2311 |
He's overcompensating. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2312 |
They must have bigger pools in China. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2313 |
James thought his Giant Peach should recognize Pride Week this year. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2314 |
I told you we should have built a larger pool |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2315 |
Well I'll just take my ball and go home if you want to play that game. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2316 |
You're gonna need bigger balls than that if you want to play here, mister. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2317 |
I thought you said size didn't matter |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2318 |
It doesn't matter if it's a big beach ball or small beach ball, there are no trained seals in the pool! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2319 |
I agree. The inflation rate is troubling. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2320 |
Inflation, they tell me. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2321 |
I wanted mine to see what can happen when you reach your full pooltential. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2322 |
What if I told you I have a pen? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2323 |
Honey, don't worry - size doesn't matter. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2324 |
I still haven't got a hang of the metric system yet. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2325 |
It's cuter than our current planet and it's all plastic! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2326 |
I don't care if they gave you a 2-for-1 special. Get rid of it! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2327 |
Go ahead, throw the other one in there....I dare you |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2328 |
Yes, I had heard that the owner of this resort had big balls. |
1.0938 |
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2329 |
In pool, you sink the large colored ball first |
1.0938 |
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32 |
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0 |
2330 |
Someone has some serious lung capacity. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2331 |
That one has sucked all the oxygen out of the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2332 |
...and then the President's beach balll just pushed Everyone else's out of the pool! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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0 |
2333 |
Here comes Uncle Louie. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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0 |
2334 |
I just want you to know that I had nothing to do with that. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
2335 |
Be careful - that's how I started. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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0 |
2336 |
Well, he really outdid you this time. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2337 |
There's only room for one person to play at a time. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
1 |
2338 |
I thought it would save on our water bills. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2339 |
Think about it Marion, who is the biggest blowhard that we know! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
2340 |
I'm downsizing. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2341 |
It was working on it's circumference all winter. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2342 |
Jesus, Stan. You can't even measure up in my acid trips! |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
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0 |
2343 |
He's just a ballsy kind of guy. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2344 |
I thought there would be shrinkage. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
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1 |
2345 |
That beach ball must be Isaac Mizrahi's. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2346 |
Face it! You're no longer the main attraction. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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3 |
0 |
2347 |
So I've heard... but sometimes the game matters more than the equipment. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
2348 |
It's the annual Gay Ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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0 |
2349 |
No really, yours is the biggest I've ever seen. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
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0 |
2350 |
Costco beach balls only come in Extra Large. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
2351 |
You'll have to wait until they're done fumigating. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
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1 |
2352 |
OMG, some joker put Viagra in the pool! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2353 |
Well, they said if we came by we'd have a ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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0 |
2354 |
Feeling inadequate Harvey? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
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1 |
2355 |
Guess who's ball that is. |
1.0938 |
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3 |
0 |
2356 |
I KNOW that his is bigger than mine - but what can you do with it? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
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0 |
2357 |
Really, size matters. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2358 |
Has anyone seen my volleyball? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2359 |
Look-it's hatching babies in there! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2360 |
Sorry, only one beach ball allowed in the pool at a time. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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3 |
0 |
2361 |
I still don't think this "color" thing will catch on. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
2362 |
Don't worry, it's a myth that size matters. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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0 |
2363 |
It was here last week too. |
1.0938 |
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30 |
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1 |
2364 |
Got a needle? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2365 |
Thanks, but all the kids are already covered. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2366 |
... and one for the kiddie pool. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2367 |
I have to resort to extreme measures to get the kids to come play outside. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2368 |
Way Back When: Gene Pool, Now: Tent of Diversity |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2369 |
So I wouldn't lose it. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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1 |
2370 |
It's a bigly beach ball. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2371 |
No thank you. We've had our fill of a splash of color. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2372 |
His is bigger than yours. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2373 |
If you bounce it, they will come. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2374 |
But you always said size doesn't matter? |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2375 |
Is yours absorbent ? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2376 |
Quick—pop this. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
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29 |
3 |
0 |
2377 |
It's that Jones kid again |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2378 |
Did you bring the pin? |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2379 |
It's supposed to get rid of termites for good. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
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30 |
1 |
1 |
2380 |
Donald gave it to me. Isn't it HUGE. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2381 |
June is busting out all over! |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2382 |
An unintended consequence of beach ball deregulation. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2383 |
And you think you've got balls |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2384 |
Admit it! You have ball envy. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2385 |
His birth mom came looking for him. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2386 |
We found it in the trash bin right outside of the Maralago Resort. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2387 |
This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2388 |
It looks like the lifeguards are on a break now. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2389 |
That of my husband is bigger. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2390 |
"Where's all the children?" [implying that the beach ball ate them] |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2391 |
Your ball is beautiful and perfectly adequate. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2392 |
Waiting for divers to locate the balloon's black box. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2393 |
It was on sale at Costco. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2394 |
You'll have to appeal to the Pool Board to get the rules about ball size changed. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2395 |
We're gonna need a bigger lawn chair. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2396 |
You've really become inflated with pride ever since joining this country club. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2397 |
Oh stop being sensative. This is not about his ego. "Biggest Beach Ball Party of the Year", the invite said. Besides, your ball is cuter and more cuddly. |
1.0938 |
0.06897 |
32 |
30 |
1 |
1 |
2398 |
The big one is being developed for Sergy Brin to bring the beach experience to landlocked nations. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2399 |
This is not the first time that size has made me feel inferior at the pool. |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2400 |
So I said, "Congratulations. Your ball is the biggest, the best! Now can the rest of us take a swim?" |
1.0938 |
0.05235 |
32 |
29 |
3 |
0 |
2401 |
Trump's here isn't he? |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2402 |
Whatever you do, don't call him a big baby. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2403 |
My left ball is swollen. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2404 |
It's been four hours. We better call somebody. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2405 |
I see AC/DC is already here. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2406 |
My god, that kid was big. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2407 |
Kids usually play that game on land, right? |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2408 |
You're gonna need a bigger swimmin' pool. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2409 |
I'm sorry Bill but I met someone who's more liberal. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2410 |
Something pointy and sharp...a pin...an ice pick? |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2411 |
Has anyone seen Jenn? Or Allie? Or Tyler? Or the twins? |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2412 |
Out-doing the neighbours is now a whole new ball game. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2413 |
I hate it when Donald brings his beach ball to the pool! |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2414 |
Didn't anyone tell you that no one actually goes into the pool at pool parties anymore? |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2415 |
Lots of things are overinflated here at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2416 |
Pool toys are not the path to greatness, dear. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2417 |
Yes we've all seen the new just add water beach balls. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2418 |
Everyone knows he's full of hot air. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
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0 |
2419 |
Yeah it was the brilliant idea of one of these whiz kid Internet start- up billionaires |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
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0 |
2420 |
It's as much a mystery to me as it is to you. Down at the lab they're calling it 'color'. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2421 |
Looks like the Brobdingnagians are warming up for their water polo match against your team, Lilli. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2422 |
It's been adjusted for inflation. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
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31 |
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1 |
2423 |
That beach ball calls itself Donald. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
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1 |
2424 |
He hasn't stayed at his grade level since he dropped out of school. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2425 |
We like things HUUUUGGGE here at Mar a Largo |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2426 |
I told you they're Type As, Ralph. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2427 |
Well, at least we'll have a colorful story to tell when we get back from vacation. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2428 |
See, Paula, some things can be too big. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2429 |
It looked smaller before I blew it up. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2430 |
First time at Mar-a-Lago? |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2431 |
So I see you're a fan. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2432 |
Godzilla beat you to it, Dear. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2433 |
We need a bigger pool! |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2434 |
Of course she is proud of you. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2435 |
Whatever happened to, `Stay in your lane?' |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2436 |
I just don't know why they have to supersize everything. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2437 |
Beachball meets keeping up with the Joneses! |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2438 |
Since the club joined Swim-Exit, we've saved so much on paying lifeguards. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2439 |
I feel so inadequate around this place. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2440 |
The gods must be jealous. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2441 |
Don't get a complex, it's how you use that matters. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2442 |
Mine's a grower. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2443 |
You should see the Magic Grow Monster that came with it. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2444 |
His ball always has to be the biggest. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2445 |
I've got a mop bucket we could toss this around in. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2446 |
And this is why you should always get the hormone free helium. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2447 |
Marvin, 'just add water' is not ok in this case. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2448 |
I understand your new boyfriend is a water conservationist. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2449 |
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the ball of an Englishman. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2450 |
I wish he'd take his ball and go home. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2451 |
And just as he made his first departure from his secret underground evil lair, to wreck havoc over the land, the much feared "Balloonist of Italy" immediately regretted both the placement of the escape hatch and the colors of his balloon canopy. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2452 |
This is the worst circus I've ever been to. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2453 |
I think we should bounce. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2454 |
He has this idea Mummy always loved me best. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2455 |
But what did the instructions say after "just add water"? |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2456 |
The large size was already sold. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2457 |
I think I found it's mama! |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2458 |
That's all right. After blowing up the beach ball, we're all too tired to swim anyway. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2459 |
In fairness, it was meant for a bigger pool. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2460 |
It said, "just add water?" |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2461 |
I think it's a tax dodge. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2462 |
Stan, please, don't let this be a reflection on who you are as a person. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2463 |
Texans have bigger balls. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2464 |
It's not the size -- it's what you do with it. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2465 |
They said I could leave it there until free swim is over. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2466 |
We Gays are really competitve |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2467 |
Don't worry Mary, we can play with this one! |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2468 |
Hey! Life's a beach ball and then you die. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2469 |
Please keep it out of the water. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2470 |
I'm gonna blow up big someday. You just wait. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2471 |
Do YOU want to be the one who tells him he can't play with that here? |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2472 |
I guess my ball is a contender for second place. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2473 |
They were so happy to be in the high disk pool. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2474 |
Amazingly, it reduces water usage by nearly 90%! |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2475 |
I told you the mother would come after it. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2476 |
What now? |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2477 |
I see the president has already arrived. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2478 |
Texan Poolparty |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2479 |
Our neighbors have one that covers the complete Pacific Ocean. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2480 |
And we use a lot less chemicals now! |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2481 |
We installed it during the drought and we've kept it because our neighbors hate it. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2482 |
You'll just have to find another place to play. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
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31 |
1 |
1 |
2483 |
OMG! Are you THE ROYGBIV? |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2484 |
We thought he was a stray, but his mom followed us back from the beach. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2485 |
What's really huge is the fact that it's in color! |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2486 |
I thought size didn't matter with you..... |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2487 |
Well, they did say the party would be a ball. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2488 |
Nice ball! You don't have to blow that one up. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2489 |
He should get that checked out. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2490 |
I keep telling yoh size doesn't matter. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
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3 |
0 |
2491 |
We put in chlorine for the pH and Vitamin Water for the lap swimming. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
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1 |
2492 |
Did you get that from Dodger Stadium? |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2493 |
Mine is for the kiddies' pool. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2494 |
It's OK, no one can hurt us if Pride is surrounded by cis people! |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2495 |
You'd think the Big Kids Camp would at least have the decency to clean things up when they leave. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2496 |
Always read the fine print before ordering online. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2497 |
It's disrupting the beach ball business. We're funding it on Indiegogo. |
1.0909 |
0.06691 |
33 |
31 |
1 |
1 |
2498 |
It only has from 3:00 to 3:30, then it has to get out. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2499 |
I'm sorry, but I like that black guy's ball better. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2500 |
Gender is like size; it doesn't matter. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2501 |
Why does Phileas Fogg always have to hog the pool? |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2502 |
Those Boulder kids are hotboxing a parachute again. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2503 |
It's been on a high protein diet. Now it's trying to cleanse. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2504 |
It's a metaphoric example of inflation ruining my vacation. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2505 |
It's an intervention honey, nobody wanted to take your ball away. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2506 |
The cartoonist got carried away with his new set of colored pencils! |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2507 |
Your beach ball looks exactly like our hot air balloon. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2508 |
"our host's ego is a bit overinflated." Sign of the times. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2509 |
Have you met the baby? |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2510 |
He makes me hold him every time his mother's in the pool. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2511 |
That's one yuge beachball. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2512 |
There is nothing in the CC&Rs about ball sizes. |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2513 |
Aargh! Shiver me timbers. Who ordered the foul anchor aweigh with sea weed on the side? |
1.0769 |
0.05329 |
26 |
24 |
2 |
0 |
2514 |
It's a maternity beach ball. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2515 |
Thanks, but our beach ball doubles as a trampoline. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2516 |
I hope it's not contagious? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2517 |
It's Gay Pride Week. Want to play catch? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2518 |
The Gay Memorial is finally before us." The "New Yorker" doesn't know good humor. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2519 |
Our son Gulliver keeps bringing back souvenirs. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2520 |
It belongs to that big kid down the street. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2521 |
It's called The White House Swim Cap. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2522 |
How about a quickie bubble bath? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2523 |
It's adult hour. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2524 |
I'll see you at home. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2525 |
Trump must be visiting. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2526 |
Jell-o surprise? You were supposed to bring dinner rolls. Everybody brought Jello-o surprise. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2527 |
You could take it as a statement on man's inhumanity to man, or you could take it as a big beach ball. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2528 |
I hear those landings can be tricky. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2529 |
I guess his was bigger than mine! |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2530 |
Finally! An example where bigger isn't always better. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2531 |
Some people have it b'all! |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2532 |
I guess always assumed the whole "everything's bigger in Texas" business was just something people said. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2533 |
Which ball is bigger, the one in the pool, or the one in my hands? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2534 |
Roy G Biv left it here. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2535 |
Yes, Fred. Size matters. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2536 |
I think they've gone over the top! |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2537 |
I hope Frank realizes that this means war. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2538 |
Donald again. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2539 |
I told you it'a an adult pool party. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2540 |
Our party believes in rising sea levels. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2541 |
Welcome, but we have the competitive advantage. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2542 |
Put down the baby and slowly back away... |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2543 |
You will always be a big baller in my book Stanley. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2544 |
So based on the model here, I asked if they could go "all out." |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2545 |
LOL tiny beachball you suck GTFO. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2546 |
He said no pools would be great again, then stormed out crying, "That's MY wall and MY HUUUGE ball!" |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2547 |
You're not supposed to feed the birds. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2548 |
Looks like President Trump is arriving. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2549 |
Well honey, yes, it is really quite impressive but you know I love you for your personality. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2550 |
It’s just their way of saying their pool is bigger than ours. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2551 |
Told you he was going to one-up me again. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2552 |
The BFG checked in yesterday. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2553 |
His is bigger than mine. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2554 |
Are you sure it's fully inflated? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2555 |
He's a bit conscienteous about his weight... |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2556 |
Huge is always better. Right? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2557 |
And this is my traditional beach ball. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2558 |
They're conserving water because of the drought. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2559 |
Remember, big is not necessarily better. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2560 |
I dunno, all I said was "where's our other beach ball". |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2561 |
It's a gender-neutral pool...on a don't ask, don't tell basis. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2562 |
Alright children let go of the parachute |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2563 |
Yeah. Better for the beach I'll admit. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2564 |
His parents just divorced |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2565 |
This is the son of a beach ball. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2566 |
When they said giants of water polo, they weren't kidding. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2567 |
Anyone have a pin. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2568 |
Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2569 |
It is the gay Heaven's Gate for the Trumpian age! |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2570 |
Story of my life.... |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2571 |
He's the head of the Compensation Committee. What did you expect? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2572 |
This "bigger is better" thing has gotten out of control. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2573 |
Mine's bigger than his |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2574 |
I warned you about vacationing near Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2575 |
It's an ICBM, but we're supposed to pretend we don't know . . . |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2576 |
I thought we were supposed to bring our own. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2577 |
You try saying no to a baby asking for the biggest beachball, the best beachball. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2578 |
All I know is, this one's mine. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2579 |
Swell party! |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2580 |
Don't you understand why the sign says no toys in the pool? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2581 |
You told me that they only stock the small size!! |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2582 |
You're holding the proper size - what the hell is that about? |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2583 |
I forgot to adjust for inflation. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2584 |
And they said there would never be another loose seal ball... |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2585 |
You can have too much of a good thing. |
1.0741 |
0.05136 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
0 |
2586 |
I shoulda known from your scale model that it would clash with the background. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2587 |
You just have to accept that others may have bigger balls than you. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2588 |
It came with the pool |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2589 |
You got it wet? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2590 |
It's time to take your ball and go home. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2591 |
When the drought is over, we'll go back to this one. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2592 |
I should warn you, it gets jealous. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2593 |
I was afraid that our respective definitions of "big" was going to be cause for disappointment. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2594 |
It's Jeff Koons's place, why? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2595 |
The Bunyan always have to one up us at the Community pool party! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2596 |
Seems like inflation is affecting everything around here. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2597 |
I told you it would swell if you put it in water |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2598 |
Talk about an inflated ego. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2599 |
Tenting the pool, I love it! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2600 |
I know in the past I've said it doesn't, but in this case, size matters. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2601 |
downsizing has been especially hard on the children. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2602 |
Told ya' so, the biggest ball wins |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2603 |
Okay, sometimes size does matter. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2604 |
I think you'll find mine to be perfectly adequate. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2605 |
Stripes always make things look bigger than they are. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2606 |
Do you have to blow everything out of proportion? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2607 |
I told you, all those veggies gives me gas! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2608 |
What did you think it meant by, "Beach ball Pool Party" ? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2609 |
Let's make the pool great again! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2610 |
OK who's the wise guy that yelled play ball? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2611 |
I long for the old B&W world. Color is so brash. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2612 |
Living in Calabassas, there's always a chance the Kardashian pool toys can blow over into our yard. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2613 |
I hear there's a pool somewhere UNDER the rainbow! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2614 |
The Johnsons went to Costco. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2615 |
You were supposed to fill it with sand first! |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2616 |
Do you hear footsteps? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2617 |
United States got some good weed since it's legal now,DO you see a giant beach ball in the pool dude. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2618 |
So, why are all the houses white? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2619 |
Jim, it's over between us. I wrote it off to bad luck for years but there's no denying it now. You are, literally, a "loser." |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2620 |
I told you yours was too small |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2621 |
Take this precious seed and go forth to find more hosts. Soon, all of Brentwood will know the wonders of Lord P'ool. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2622 |
...and we cut costs a lot by not having to pay for a lifeguard! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2623 |
Archimedes' principle? Never heard of it. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2624 |
You thought this was a Skittles commercial?! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2625 |
Don't pop it! It's an Oldenburg. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2626 |
Did anybody at least try to save the hot air balloonists? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2627 |
...you should have seen their Christmas present. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2628 |
Is Michael Janet's son? That's the only thing that would explain why you endorsed such a particularly, even for you, lame cartoon. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2629 |
Size doesn't matter, right? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2630 |
Simple. 14 million PSI, that's how. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2631 |
Dad's keeping the unicorn tea party under wraps. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2632 |
I hope no one notices that I didn't clean the pool. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2633 |
I guess that explains the warning label. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2634 |
What is the President's beach ball doing in our pool? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2635 |
You'll have a ball! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2636 |
The last thing you want on vacation is having to address the beachball in the pool. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2637 |
I guess Godzilla forgot to RSVP. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2638 |
The owners, Pinkie and Pookie, are obsessed with big balls. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2639 |
It's our host's. He has really big hands. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2640 |
We're just waiting till his bubbles stop coming up. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2641 |
Is it a watered down version , or just another trial balloon ? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2642 |
This is why daddy blows it up. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2643 |
Honey, I blew up the beach ball |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2644 |
My heart may be saying, 'Be inclusive,' but my head's already drafted a strongly-worded two-page letter to the club steward. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2645 |
Contrary to popular belief Harold, size doesn't matter. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2646 |
So, then, I guess you never watched "The Prisoner." |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2647 |
Pool Party at Jeff Koon's home. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2648 |
Definitely ballsy. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2649 |
"There is room for only one ball in the pool today". |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2650 |
I don't care if everyone is doing it-- I still think watching the bug-zapper lights are more fun. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2651 |
It is the only way we can meet California water regulations. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2652 |
Greece suffers so from hyperinflation. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2653 |
Like I said, absolutely no problem with any LGBT members using our pool. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2654 |
Sam was stricken with beach ball envy. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2655 |
Everyone's having a ball. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2656 |
They're having a ball in the pool. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2657 |
for goodness sake, will you get rid of that ridiculous toy? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2658 |
Listen, I think you've got this whole beach ball thing blown out of all proportion |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2659 |
Now that I'm the president of this swim club, I say my balloon is bigger. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2660 |
It's really not the size that matters... |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2661 |
When did they take the "Trump" sign down? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2662 |
It's been a godsend for our liability premiums. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2663 |
We work hard, we play hard. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2664 |
There're going to have a problem reigniting the burner. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2665 |
Now, midshipman, for your lesson in longitude. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2666 |
If you think that's big wait till you see the umbrella. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2667 |
Relax, Hal. Anyone with an inflatable ball that big has to be compensating for something. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2668 |
Ok, now the gay agenda went too far. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2669 |
I don't care what the Fed says. I'm worried about inflation. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2670 |
It's just how I roll. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2671 |
Uh ... no. It's actually a camouflaged radar installation. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2672 |
Mine's bigger than yours. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2673 |
The Rodgers' kids always have to have bigger and better. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2674 |
Seriously? The whole pool is betting against you. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2675 |
Your proportionality subtly rebukes the grandiosity of our hosts. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2676 |
"A Shrink Ray! I asked you to invent a Shrink Ray!" Professor Paulson can never seem to please his girlfriend. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2677 |
I prefer the original. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2678 |
Color me as surprised as you are. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2679 |
It's not a beach ball. I know it looks like one. You've got to expand your understanding of art and form if you are going to live here in Short Hills. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2680 |
This sphere campaign must end. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2681 |
There's a gym class under there but we should probably check on them... |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2682 |
Those martians are such show offs. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2683 |
That explains why the all the roofs are wet. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2684 |
Be patient! The Jolly Green Giant is still practicing |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2685 |
So sorry but we only allow one beach ball in the pool at a time. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2686 |
Yes, I do have strong lungs. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2687 |
Let's make beach balls small again. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2688 |
We are trying to save on water. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2689 |
I'm sorry, that opening has already been filled. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2690 |
The neighbors always have to show off |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2691 |
Too late Trump is here. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2692 |
This way we don't have to hire a life guard. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2693 |
You blow everything out of proportion. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2694 |
It's a ball having a pool, isn't it? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2695 |
I'm afraid you brought a knife to a gunfight. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2696 |
You didn't say "when." |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2697 |
I think they blew too much! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2698 |
Definitely a big ball day. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2699 |
Borrowed it from the Trump Tower pool, didn't you? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2700 |
No, I have my ball right here |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2701 |
Covfefe? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2702 |
And remember, never feed it after midnight. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2703 |
It feeds on agents. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2704 |
I think that ball is too big. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2705 |
That will be nice for the kids pool |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2706 |
When I placed the order, I thought we were talking about centimeters. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2707 |
I swear, it said 'add water'. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2708 |
Wow... colour in a New Yorker Caption Contest drawing. Recently, nothing seems the same anymore. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2709 |
You'll never change. This sibling rivalry has to stop. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2710 |
Sometimes, size matters. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2711 |
Trump's rules, honey. Marco Solo. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2712 |
"I think this should put an end to that Marco Polo crap". |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2713 |
Honey, I'd love to float our beach-ball in thiepool, but first we'll have to get someone to clear the pool. All it takes is one prick! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2714 |
I knew George was insecure in a bathing suit, but this is over-compensating. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2715 |
Jimmy Jr's science project this summer is to show the link between the bending colors of light and the big bang theory. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2716 |
Who invited the President? Doesn't Trump's know that balloon won't rise his approval rating anymore then James Comey wanted to? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2717 |
And you have penis envy too? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2718 |
turn the pool heater down! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2719 |
Infiltration is out of control again. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2720 |
Stick it with a pin before anyone notices. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2721 |
The Browns always have to outdo everyone. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2722 |
They don’t usually allow color in cartoons, but they’ll make an exception for a beach ball. However, that one isn’t big enough. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2723 |
You're still my number one. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2724 |
Still cleaning up from that goddamned Jimmy Buffet concert. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2725 |
I'm sorry, but this club only allows the biggest balls into the pool. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2726 |
Flipper always wants the biggest ! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2727 |
I guess that "big" is a relative term. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2728 |
I just hate it when his Mom shows up announced. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2729 |
Yeah, and he has a ego to match. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2730 |
lgbt right in our backyard |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2731 |
Tom Brady's pool parties suck. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2732 |
I think the LSD is working. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2733 |
I want to see how it works on my sea monkeys. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2734 |
It was supposed to be delivered to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2735 |
Sorry, we have a new pool game called Covfefe. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2736 |
Put it down... gently... and back away. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2737 |
Gulliver left it behind. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2738 |
The game consists in talking about anything else. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2739 |
What separates the men from the boys is the size of their toys. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2740 |
I told you BYOB doesn't mean: Bring Your Own Ball. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2741 |
They keep it around to remind them of Clifford. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2742 |
It's supposed to have an SPF of 1000! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2743 |
Just extend your diaphragm a little bit more. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2744 |
We save water but it tends to clog-up the filter intake. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2745 |
poolitically correct |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2746 |
I just had to help with water conservation in California, besides it glows in the Dark! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2747 |
See Bob? I told you there IS such a thing as too big. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2748 |
Lawyers for the club listed the children as pests so they tented the pool. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2749 |
For a hostess gift it's pretty damn passive-aggressive. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2750 |
It's the mother ball. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2751 |
I told you his was bigger than yours. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2752 |
I thought you said he wasn't coming... |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2753 |
Gay pride really has blown up since last summer. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2754 |
It's not about the size, dear. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2755 |
I think the pool might be overcompensating. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2756 |
His is bigger than yours. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2757 |
Go ask Alice. I think she'll know. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2758 |
I see the story about your balls was both colored and inflated. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2759 |
Do you think anyone would notice if we traded beachballs? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2760 |
Darling, don't you know that bigger is always better? |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2761 |
Runaway inflation. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2762 |
Don’t take it personally: It’s Jeff’s. He has to show everyone how much bigger his pool is. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2763 |
You must be looking for the humdrum pool party down the street. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2764 |
I like him more, because, you know, his is bigger. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2765 |
You just soak it in water all night |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2766 |
This is what happens when you defund Planned Parenthood! |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2767 |
The ad said it would eliminate dog hair in the skimmers. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2768 |
That Trump, he always has to have the best and biggest. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2769 |
It's Jerry Brown's idea for a drought-proof pool that's also very safe. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2770 |
I'm all about fun in proper proportion. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2771 |
It's a boy! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2772 |
That balloon nailed the landing. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2773 |
It's puffed up with pride! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2774 |
I hate to burst your bubble, but I have to burst your bubble. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2775 |
I thought Gulliver had been banned from the pool for doing cannonballs. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2776 |
Is this what he meant by 'covfefe'? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2777 |
Oh just take your ball and go home already. |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2778 |
I can't wait for the pool to finish loading... |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2779 |
But it's symbolic. Of climate change. Fine, I'll take it down. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2780 |
I can't dive in to an ego this size! |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2781 |
Stop worrying Harold. I told you, they don't normally get that big. That one ate a piece of Donald Trump's ego. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2782 |
Our water bill is less but inflation is killing us. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2783 |
Wondering if anyone has seen a giant beach ball? It looks like the one I'm holding. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2784 |
I guess your not the only one who thought it would be clever to bring a beach ball to the pool. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2785 |
Don't worry hon, size isn't everything. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2786 |
And you must be the proud father. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2787 |
Yeah, new condo policy allows for only one beach ball in the pool. |
1.0714 |
0.04956 |
28 |
26 |
2 |
0 |
2788 |
Undercompensating? |
1.0714 |
0.07143 |
28 |
27 |
0 |
1 |
2789 |
Yes, |