Contest #571


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571


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-05-29
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-06-11 (estimated)
Number of captions 3975
Number of responses 363323
Number of participants 10685


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Now let's see 'em walk off with the bathroom key! 1.9755 0.01169 4527 1457 1724 1346
1 It was free, but the shipping cost me an arm and a leg. 1.9611 0.01443 3137 1088 1083 966
2 Arrgh, we'll see if the bathroom key goes missing now! 1.9147 0.01177 4421 1558 1682 1181
3 Why does everyone assume it's mine? 1.8542 0.01414 3018 1162 1134 722
4 I like it. Since the anchor arrived, no one has asked about my hook, my hat, or what happened to the parrot. 1.8505 0.01240 3886 1495 1477 914
5 I know. I know. I have anchor management issues. 1.8458 0.01306 3754 1536 1261 957
6 So I tell Pete, I'd give my right hand for an anchor like that. 1.8403 0.01298 3744 1528 1286 930
7 Complain all you want but I haven't lost a bathroom key yet. 1.8207 0.01364 3207 1296 1190 721
8 Or you could just move the damn coffee maker. 1.7963 0.01214 3966 1645 1484 837
9 It's no wonder this place has struggled to stay afloat 1.7554 0.01241 3671 1596 1377 698
10 This used to be part of a chain. 1.7440 0.01537 2652 1257 817 578
11 Order for Ishmael is ready. 1.7077 0.02024 1382 652 482 248
12 Welcome to Arrbucks. 1.7045 0.01480 2711 1323 866 522
13 My ex-wife got the rest of the boat. 1.6721 0.01611 2156 1072 719 365
14 Would you like that for here, or take aweigh? 1.6655 0.02165 1169 581 398 190
15 It cost me an arm and a leg... 1.6605 0.01557 2203 1089 773 341
16 Does it look like I can give you a hand? 1.6602 0.02168 1242 645 374 223
17 Arrggh, it looked smaller on eBay. 1.6513 0.01367 2747 1351 1003 393
18 We're Starboard's. Starbucks is up the street. 1.6410 0.01558 2231 1148 736 347
19 The last one I left outside got stolen. 1.6401 0.01390 2695 1361 943 391
20 There's mutiny in the air. Also Viennese dark roast, but mainly mutiny. 1.6270 0.01639 1973 1028 653 292
21 Because this is our flagship location. That's why. 1.6178 0.02246 1023 534 346 143
22 Why? Because every mall needs an anchor store. 1.6127 0.01342 3328 1891 835 602
23 Let's just drop it. 1.6126 0.01642 1972 1054 628 290
24 Welcome to Sunken Donuts! 1.6087 0.01718 1891 1042 547 302
25 I'm working on my anchor management issues. 1.6081 0.01612 2036 1094 646 296
26 Please be courteous and return the bathroom key to the counter 1.6002 0.02466 823 436 280 107
27 I'm sure whoever forgot it will be back. 1.6002 0.01713 1726 920 576 230
28 When YOU'RE Employee Of the Month, you can put whatever you want there. 1.5726 0.02378 861 472 285 104
29 5.99 at Starbucks and they call me a pirate. 1.5721 0.01866 1540 883 433 224
30 I imagine you're all wondering where I got this hat. 1.5716 0.02363 985 572 263 150
31 When the mall said they needed an anchor tenant, I knew I'd found me place. 1.5559 0.03903 322 182 101 39
32 Leave it outside? This is New York City! 1.5486 0.02509 833 491 227 115
33 Ship happens. 1.5392 0.02587 766 454 211 101
34 Why do you assume it's mine? 1.5379 0.01934 1305 759 390 156
35 We all have baggage. 1.5308 0.02728 633 367 196 70
36 You'll thank me when the big one hits, and all the other coffee shops are washed away! 1.5305 0.01894 1297 749 408 140
37 Wifi password is ANCHOR, all caps. 1.5253 0.02079 1144 683 321 140
38 When are they going to put that anchor aweigh? 1.5123 0.01977 1261 768 340 153
39 I don't care what you think. We haven't had a customer walk off with the bathroom key since I thought of it. 1.5111 0.01975 1168 691 357 120
40 Nobody complained when Seth brought in his bicycle wheel. 1.5085 0.02543 710 423 213 74
41 Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. 1.5015 0.02639 660 398 193 69
42 It's a metaphor. Deal with it. 1.5010 0.02159 1046 646 276 124
43 It saved his life - he hung on to it till help arrived. 1.5000 0.02284 1118 745 187 186
44 I am thinking of opening a second store, but this will remain our anchor location. 1.4995 0.02066 1081 655 312 114
45 He's taking anchor management. 1.4967 0.02149 1061 661 273 127
46 The napkins kept blowing away. 1.4943 0.02432 791 486 219 86
47 I didn't say a word when you showed up with that nose ring. 1.4876 0.02213 888 537 269 82
48 Was to go to the booze cruise stop not the crew's brews shop 1.4786 0.02570 863 588 137 138
49 Yaaarrr, well I don't think we need your bike in the break room either, Katelyn. 1.4766 0.02561 726 462 182 82
50 I want to be ready when my ship comes in. 1.4765 0.03138 426 259 131 36
51 Strange ... I suddenly have a hanchoring for seafood 1.4729 0.02597 831 567 135 129
52 It takes the attention off my hook 1.4715 0.02313 772 471 238 63
53 The wife got the boat. 1.4678 0.03141 451 284 123 44
54 This restaurant has three locations but this is the anchor store. 1.4636 0.02361 742 459 222 61
55 It was either The Rusty Anchor or The Greasy Spoon. 1.4630 0.02581 676 431 177 68
56 If I'd known you could rename hardtack 'biscotti' and charge eight bucks for it, I would've given up pirating ages ago. 1.4610 0.03504 410 273 85 52
57 I'm just working this job until my ship comes in. 1.4609 0.02484 716 455 192 69
58 They said they needed an anchor store at this mall. 1.4588 0.02523 691 440 185 66
59 Because it adds a certain je ne sais quoi, that's why. 1.4570 0.02694 663 437 149 77
60 It's called ambiance, people! 1.4567 0.03576 335 212 93 30
61 It's a metaphor; work with it. 1.4523 0.02581 650 416 174 60
62 The cannons were too dangerous. The parrot was too loud. What is it now? 1.4462 0.03508 381 253 86 42
63 I hate Take Your Pirate To Work Day. 1.4448 0.03962 299 199 67 33
64 Which of you swabs ordered a triple venti, half sweet, non-fat, caramel macchiato with two shots of rum? 1.4416 0.03037 471 307 120 44
65 I've sunk everything that I have into this place. 1.4381 0.02708 557 358 154 45
66 It takes the focus off my hook. 1.4363 0.02979 463 299 126 38
67 Time to expand? 1.4345 0.02875 534 354 128 52
68 I wanted to raid the colonies, but noooo, she wanted to open an espresso bar 1.4338 0.03062 468 310 113 45
69 Anchors away? No, anchor's in the way. 1.4274 0.03030 496 336 108 52
70 I said I had a HANKERING for a real good cup of coffee, you must have misheard me. 1.4265 0.02917 490 323 125 42
71 The anchor is our logo. A mermaid would be stupid...no one would buy coffee from someone with a mermaid logo. 1.4256 0.03125 484 333 96 55
72 I just feel adrift without it. 1.4243 0.02981 436 282 123 31
73 Why does everyone assume it's mine? 1.4233 0.03096 437 290 109 38
74 Aye, 'twas me severance package. 1.4233 0.03180 404 266 105 33
75 No, I said I will not tolerate rancor in the workplace. 1.4222 0.03269 405 272 95 38
76 The reviews did mention a long weight. 1.4185 0.03169 454 312 94 48
77 It doesn't have to make sense, matey. We're in Brooklyn. 1.4181 0.03053 452 303 109 40
78 No, YOU need anchor management. 1.4178 0.03013 450 299 114 37
79 Sure, but when Tyler brings his beagle to work, everyone thinks it’s cute. 1.4170 0.03162 446 305 96 45
80 I didn't gripe when you parked your bike behind the counter. 1.4170 0.03130 446 303 100 43
81 I lost the ship in a poker game. 1.4159 0.03043 440 293 111 36
82 I got the hook from a shark off Bora Bora. I got the anchor from a South Seas frigate. And I got a caramel macchiato for Randall. 1.4158 0.03419 380 260 82 38
83 I know. I know. But it was my mom's. 1.4155 0.03154 438 298 98 42
84 You have your baggage, I have mine. 1.4130 0.03138 431 292 100 39
85 Oh, sure. Blame the new guy. 1.4122 0.03295 393 267 90 36
86 Of COURSE it's an inconvenience. It's an ANCHOR. 1.4092 0.03014 391 253 116 22
87 Aye, this be the mall's anchor store. 1.4092 0.03026 413 272 113 28
88 It's me emotional support anchor. 1.4088 0.03094 411 274 106 31
89 The ad guy said we needed another hook. 1.4088 0.02916 411 265 124 22
90 Anyone else start singin' Anchors Away and I run you through with me hook 1.4060 0.03076 399 264 108 27
91 Would you rather I bring back the parrot? 1.4055 0.03187 397 268 97 32
92 It's always about blaming the pirate. How do you know Susie didn't bring it in? 1.4051 0.03198 395 267 96 32
93 No one's gonna be able to steal the bathroom key now. 1.4000 0.03346 380 263 82 35
94 Pick up for Queequeg! 1.4000 0.03446 355 245 78 32
95 My ex-wife got the rest. 1.4000 0.03283 380 260 88 32
96 It was presented to me at my going aweigh party. 1.4000 0.03240 380 258 92 30
97 Why doesn't anyone talk about the 800 lb. anchor in the room? 1.3978 0.03220 372 251 94 27
98 Well, this place isn't going anywhere. 1.3956 0.03220 364 245 94 25
99 So I says to me mates, Mates, I'm leaving the sea to be a barista. And then I dropped anchor here and couldn't be any happier. 1.3953 0.04632 172 115 46 11
100 Whole new meaning to anchor tenant. 1.3944 0.03220 360 242 94 24
101 People, please put the bathroom key back where you found it. 1.3939 0.03488 358 252 71 35
102 Welcome to Starrrrrrrrbucks 1.3933 0.03219 356 239 94 23
103 Would you prefer 15 men on a dead man's chest? 1.3920 0.03267 352 238 90 24
104 Aye, and she cost me an arm and a leg. 1.3914 0.03402 350 242 79 29
105 It's called "ambience". 1.3914 0.03378 350 241 81 28
106 I'll be opening more stores but this is my anchor one. 1.3908 0.03215 348 233 94 21
107 Well, a mermaid would've been trademark infringement. 1.3902 0.03379 346 238 81 27
108 Anchor management?! I'll show you anchor management. 1.3902 0.03429 346 240 77 29
109 So then he said, "give me a hand with the anchor"... 1.3876 0.03632 338 242 61 35
110 I'm overcompensating for WHAT?!? 1.3855 0.03500 332 232 72 28
111 And I suppose you aren't carrying around any baggage from your past? 1.3834 0.03408 326 224 79 23
112 That could belong to anyone. 1.3828 0.03664 290 201 67 22
113 My wife didn't like her birthday gift. 1.3827 0.03892 324 241 42 41
114 Nobody complains about the Starbucks mermaid. 1.3820 0.03519 322 225 71 26
115 Someday, my ship is going to come in 1.3814 0.03627 312 220 65 27
116 If I remove it, I won't be able to call this place, Anchors in the Way Coffee Shop. 1.3813 0.03643 320 228 62 30
117 What makes you think it's mine? 1.3775 0.03737 302 216 58 28
118 Avast ye landlubbers-try to steal the key to the poop deck now! 1.3774 0.03581 310 218 67 25
119 What were you expecting, a golden arch? 1.3754 0.03725 293 208 60 25
120 My ex-wife got the rest. 1.3750 0.03603 296 207 67 22
121 Drop it. 1.3750 0.04085 264 192 45 27
122 It looked smaller on line 1.3750 0.03380 304 207 80 17
123 And that's when I realized I had a flair for decorating. 1.3750 0.03666 296 209 63 24
124 Ahab! Frappuccino for Ahab! 1.3742 0.03792 302 219 53 30
125 No one gets irony any more. 1.3737 0.03596 281 194 69 18
126 I think I found the solution for the missing bathroom key. 1.3725 0.03389 298 203 79 16
127 'Draws the eye away from my hook, doesn't it maties!' 1.3720 0.03358 293 198 81 14
128 Hey, lady, does it look like we would serve decaf? 1.3716 0.03535 296 206 70 20
129 It makes me feel grounded. 1.3711 0.03406 291 198 78 15
130 You can't leave anything outside in this city. 1.3702 0.03691 289 205 61 23
131 It grows on you if you let it sink in. 1.3702 0.03350 289 195 81 13
132 My therapist says I need to let go of the past and things that are holding me back. 1.3684 0.03658 285 201 63 21
133 My ad agency claimed the place needed a new hook 1.3675 0.03776 283 203 56 24
134 You want mermaids, go to Starbucks. 1.3675 0.03641 283 199 64 20
135 In just 2 weeks time, Jerry began taking his new role as Team Captain a bit too seriously 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
136 And I sez we keep sailin' til I find the grinder that ate my hand. 1.3665 0.03622 281 197 65 19
137 Aye, welcome to Aarrrbucks. 1.3656 0.03846 279 202 52 25
138 I know it's Pirate Awareness Month, but can't he just wear a ribbon or something? 1.3646 0.03727 277 197 59 21
139 We're going to need a bigger boat. 1.3646 0.03691 277 196 61 20
140 Size doesn't matter. 1.3646 0.03830 277 200 53 24
141 Abandon shift! 1.3636 0.03814 275 198 54 23
142 Of course I can't leave it outside. Someone will steal it. 1.3626 0.03579 273 190 67 16
143 No, I don't think it is taking the nautical decor too far. 1.3626 0.03798 273 196 55 22
144 It's the only thing I got to keep after the divorce. 1.3616 0.03707 271 192 60 19
145 So the captain says, don't forget my cinnamon latte. Tie a string around your finger if you must. So I say, captain, I don't have a finger. Well, says he... 1.3606 0.04080 269 201 39 29
146 Aye, I'm waiting for the ship to come in. 1.3588 0.03713 262 185 60 17
147 When I first saw this place I knew it was where I wanted to drop anchor. 1.3566 0.03584 258 179 66 13
148 It's called ambiance. Would you prefer the gang plank? 1.3543 0.03703 254 179 60 15
149 What anchor? 1.3525 0.04182 244 182 38 24
150 You've never heard of "objets D'ARRR"? 1.3521 0.04479 213 159 33 21
151 Welcome to Aaarrhh-bucks! 1.3520 0.04028 250 184 44 22
152 Drop it. Just drop it. 1.3508 0.04090 248 184 41 23
153 No it's not mine... for the hundredth bloody time. 1.3508 0.03843 248 178 53 17
154 Argh! Deal with it...we're an anchor store. 1.3473 0.03659 239 167 61 11
155 Piracy's a crime. Overcharging ain't. 1.3460 0.03867 237 170 52 15
156 I'm tired of people stealing the bathroom key. 1.3460 0.03867 237 170 52 15
157 My designer told me it anchors the room. 1.3450 0.04005 229 166 47 16
158 Call me Starbuck 1.3450 0.04099 229 168 43 18
159 It's good to the last drop. 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
160 Careful. That's how I lost mine. 1.3436 0.04170 227 168 40 19
161 It looked much smaller on the internet. 1.3433 0.04092 233 172 42 19
162 Pirate, barista, repo man; it is getting hard to survive with only one job. 1.3433 0.03812 233 166 54 13
163 Arg. It looked a lot smaller on Amazon. 1.3433 0.04001 233 170 46 17
164 Ok, who ordered the venti moccachino with cinnamon, extra foam and an anchor? 1.3433 0.04001 233 170 46 17
165 Arrrrgh. It's the only part that wouldn't fit in the bottle. 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
166 Everything here is freshly aground. 1.3421 0.04501 190 140 35 15
167 How many keys to the head have gone missin' since I come along? I rest me case. 1.3393 0.03957 224 162 48 14
168 Call me sentimental 1.3393 0.03854 224 160 52 12
169 And another thing--who's been plunderin' the tip jar? 1.3393 0.04343 224 170 32 22
170 Relax . You won't notice it at high tide! 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
171 Grande, venti or white whale? 1.3392 0.04068 227 167 43 17
172 OK, who removed the restroom key from the anchor? 1.3392 0.04019 227 166 45 16
173 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.3392 0.04691 227 181 15 31
174 Well, for one thing, it keeps you guys from staring at my hook. 1.3378 0.03979 222 161 47 14
175 As if I'm the only one with baggage. 1.3378 0.04030 222 162 45 15
176 You'd be surprised what the ADA covers. 1.3378 0.04080 222 163 43 16
177 Forget why it's here; ask how we got it in here. 1.3378 0.03875 222 159 51 12
178 What happens at Long John Silver's stays at Long John Silver's 1.3378 0.04552 222 173 23 26
179 Well I like it, and we're not going any where. 1.3364 0.04023 214 155 46 13
180 Who said it's mine? 1.3364 0.04153 220 163 40 17
181 Five bucks for a skim-milk macchiato--and they call me a pirate. 1.3364 0.04203 220 164 38 18
182 Aye, no one will forget the bathroom key now. 1.3364 0.04103 220 162 42 16
183 Ye also complained about the parrot. 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
184 Aye, this here's me ship and Captain Starbuck's me name...but for legal reasons, call me Kevin. 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
185 This is a diner, why would you think that we serve seafood? 1.3333 0.03937 216 156 48 12
186 Welcome to Starrghbucks. 1.3333 0.03992 216 157 46 13
187 It was hard enough figuring out how to get a ship in a bottle. 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
188 It fit in better back when we were a Long John Silver 1.3333 0.03770 216 153 54 9
189 These flood-insurance requirements are getting out of hand. 1.3302 0.04037 212 155 44 13
190 What anchor??? It's the key to the men's room. 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
191 "My first mate says it provides the perfect Feng Shui". 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
192 Yeah, we be the anchor franchise, mate. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
193 I had plans to mercilessly pillage these shores, but in the end organic pourover was just too lucrative. 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
194 Yar, Toby keeps his bike wheel in the break room and I don't hear yer gripin'! 1.3251 0.04432 203 155 30 18
195 Aye, it's a sad story: only anchor from Fox not caught up in the sex scandals, now makes a living as a tattoo model. 1.3251 0.04487 203 156 28 19
196 Long John Silver's attempts a hostile takeover of a Starbucks. 1.3214 0.04302 196 147 35 14
197 We're now officially an anchor tenant... 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
198 Arghbucks 1.3196 0.04204 194 144 38 12
199 Fifteen dollar lattes? Piracy, I say. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
200 It's mostly to distract from the hook. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
201 They decided the mermaid was sexist. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
202 What makes you think it's mine? 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
203 I just hate it when Johnny Depp eats here. 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
204 Aye, we've got fair trade, but we especially recommend our plunder blend. 1.3155 0.04562 187 144 27 16
205 A gift from my competitor. 1.3155 0.04625 187 145 25 17
206 We used to work together. 1.3135 0.04261 185 138 36 11
207 Ishmael! 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
208 You bring in one oversized anchor and all of a sudden no one cares that you have a metal hook for a hand. 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
209 I'm not taking the anchor away. 1.3128 0.04636 179 138 26 15
210 It doesn't matter what I say because a lame pun worthy of a Ziggy greeting card is going to win anyway. 1.3115 0.04816 183 145 19 19
211 It has as much to do with coffee as a mermaid! 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
212 It’s just a coincidence. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
213 No, the hat and the hook were not enough! 1.3094 0.04244 181 135 36 10
214 Thar she brews! 1.3094 0.04244 181 135 36 10
215 What are you landlubbers staring at? Ain't you never seen seaweed before? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
216 If certain people would wear their eye-patches this would totally work! 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
217 Aye, welcome to Aarrrbucks. 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
218 It's just until my condo is painted. 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
219 ...And the poop deck is for paying customers only. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
220 I'm being ironic. 1.3068 0.04466 176 134 30 12
221 Anchors in the way, me baristas, Anchors in the way. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
222 He just can't let go. 1.3068 0.04609 176 136 26 14
223 You're annoyed because the anchor is in your way and I'm grumpy because I'm trying to operate a cash register with a hook for a hand. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
224 All our beans be fairly pillaged. 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
225 They not only trashed the bathroom, they took the key off me anchor. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
226 Well I would have brought my parrot, but we don't allow pets! 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
227 Well, excuse me for sharing a little token of my culture. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
228 Because I got tired of talking about the elephant in the room. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
229 The wife said, "Outta the garage!" 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
230 The mermaid logo was already taken. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
231 Street parking was a nightmare. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
232 The bike rack was full. 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
233 Oh sure, but you like tattoos of it. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
234 It's called nautical chic, ye fools, and I like it! 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
235 I got tired of explaining "Grande" 1.3018 0.04658 169 131 25 13
236 Listen up land lovers ! Today's coffee roast special is " Pirates of the cari Bean " 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
237 Venti Kilo Kelp Anchor-chino for John 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
238 It was me mother's. 1.3000 0.03988 170 124 41 5
239 Ambience, argh! 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
240 Well, at least it's quieter than that last guy with the albatross around his neck. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
241 Where am I SUPPOSED to put it? 1.2994 0.04030 167 122 40 5
242 Why do you all assume I am responsible? 1.2994 0.04206 167 124 36 7
243 There was no room on the bike rack. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
244 We'd best steer clear of Davy Jones's Latte. 1.2994 0.04030 167 122 40 5
245 Pardon the mess, we only plundered the place last week. 1.2994 0.04206 167 124 36 7
246 Piracy at internet cafes just isn't the same. 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
247 Oh dear, me hearties, will it be killin' and plunderin', or will it be coffee and pastries? I'm so confused! 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
248 I'm just workin' 'ere until me ship comes in. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
249 Aye, the mermaid logo was taken. 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
250 They say I have anchor management issues 1.2970 0.04053 165 121 39 5
251 With a yo-ho-ho and a mind yer own damn business. 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
252 It were me mother's! What's it to ye?!! 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
253 Anchors in the way, my boys. Anchors in the way. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
254 I feel like something is holding this place back. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
255 She got the boat in the divorce but I GOT THE ANCHOR 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
256 You have a better idea to keep from losing the bathroom key? 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
257 $8 lattes?! Now THIS is piracy! 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
258 Who ordered the anchor? 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
259 All of us carry some baggage from our past, don't we? 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
260 I guess I didn't understand what it meant to be an anchor store. 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
261 Won't be losin' the washroom key if it's attached to that.... 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
262 Ah quit yer gawkin'. It's all I have left to remember her by 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
263 No wonder they find it hard to stay afloat. 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
264 Welcome to Starboards, matey 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
265 You dim-witted nancies wouldn't know an 'authentic wharf district' if it dropped a frigate on your arse. 1.2885 0.04813 156 123 21 12
266 Aye, it works. Nobody's walked off with the bathroom key yet 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
267 Don't worry! We're not going anywhere 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
268 I can't bring myself to give it aweigh. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
269 Ha, ha, ha... 'Keeps me anchored...' I've NEVER heard that one before. 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
270 It was made in America. That’s all ye need to know. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
271 I'll be damned if I'm going to let J.C. Penney be the anchor store in this mall. 1.2885 0.04813 156 123 21 12
272 The key to the bathroom is on the anchor. 1.2885 0.04169 156 116 35 5
273 Once again, those wishing to access the customer restroom must first borrow the guest key. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
274 Say hello to your new bathroom key, you twinkle eyed varmints. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
275 Okay, who ordered the sea salt caramel latte? 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
276 "Arrr - Tis not a large anchor. Tis a venti! 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
277 It's part of my anchor management training. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
278 Why would they have a whale IUD in here? 1.2857 0.05618 126 102 12 12
279 Har har har, funny prank! Just when the nightmares had finally stopped. 1.2848 0.04917 151 120 19 12
280 Arrgh! The boss says I need a course in anchor management. 1.2848 0.04136 151 112 35 4
281 Aye, I came here straight from me other job. 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
282 The next person who criticizes me fanciful design choices gets gutted like a mackerel. 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
283 I seek the White Whale. Are you with me, Starbucks? 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
284 I think we've hit bottom. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
285 Ahoy thar, and welcome to Arrrbuck's internet piracy cafe. 1.2819 0.05047 149 120 16 13
286 So last year I just decided to settle down here in Wichita 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
287 What do you mean I'm taking our 'anchor store' location too literally? 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
288 No lassie, I said I have an ANCHOR management problem. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
289 I didn't exactly know what I was getting into when he said he ran a tight ship. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
290 Okay, that's one grande soy skinny mocha frappe with two shots of espresso and one gigantic anchor. Can I have your name please? 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
291 And they told me I'd have my own locker. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
292 Arrgh! Who says a coffee shop can't be an anchor store? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
293 Ship happens. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
294 Urghh - a Trump supporter came in this morning and called it a fake news anchor. 1.2808 0.05026 146 117 17 12
295 Anchorage. You got a problem with that? 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
296 It's going to sink the business 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
297 Easy does it matie – I lost my arm making a cappuccino back in ‘73 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
298 Sorry, I just came from my other job. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
299 Mint dolce mocha, extremely harsh whip, for Bob? 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
300 Hey, peg leg--no shirt, no shoe, no service! 1.2778 0.04971 144 115 18 11
301 No, we don't have spinach. Why does everyone ask that? 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
302 These kid's meal toys are getting ridiculous. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
303 Mrs. Trump left her IUD again. 1.2778 0.05438 144 120 8 16
304 Because sometimes, the hook just isn't enough. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
305 Yeah? Well this is the first time I've seen a $4 cup of coffee. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
306 It's a conversation stopper. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
307 One venti mocha latte with overwrought symbolism, your order is up! 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
308 Guess the weight and get a free cup of coffee. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
309 No, it's not mine. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
310 It reminds me of the good old days when I was a buccaneer instead of a barista. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
311 No, we don't have scones. Only crackers. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
312 There wasn't any room left on the bike rack. 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
313 I clearly requested 'anger' management! 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
314 I don't hear anyone complaining when you bring your bicycle inside! 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
315 Arrhh...where was I supposed to leave it? at the bottom of the sea? 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
316 It's all I got in the divorce. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
317 Excuse me. I think you dropped something. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
318 Yo, ho, ho and a Vanilla Soy Latte! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
319 It's merely a metaphor for the many things in life that hold us down...now drink your damn coffee! 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
320 Okay, let's talk about the anchor in the room. ARRGH!! 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
321 I hate April Fools'. 1.2701 0.05334 137 113 11 13
322 Today's special, coffee and a sinker. 1.2701 0.05232 137 112 13 12
323 Or maybe, this diner got in the way of the anchor. You ever consider that, matey? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
324 ...And that was the last time anyone asked for the restroom key. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
325 Forgive me for trying to class up the joint. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
326 Parking's terrible in this neighborhood. Where would you put it? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
327 It wasn't here when I closed last night, and it was here when I opened this morning. That's all I know. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
328 I told the landlord we aren't moving. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
329 That’s what I get for hiring a cheap lawyer. She got the house, the ship, the parrot, and my right hand. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
330 Overboard? I'll show you overboard. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
331 Of course it's not real - it's a pirate copy! 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
332 Keep yer 'ands off me lucky charm. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
333 No one takes the bathroom key unless they really have to go. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
334 I hear you talking about an elephant in the room, but I don't see it. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
335 What can I say? Parking is impossible in this neighborhood. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
336 We're in a flood zone 1.2652 0.05142 132 107 15 10
337 He always wanted to be a news anchor. Then he got hooked on coffee. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
338 Mind the fluke and shank, Mr. Hooper, and bring her around for a full steam latte. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
339 Arrrr! Is that for here or aweigh? 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
340 Grande anchor. Sea Foam. Kelp. 1.2652 0.05253 132 108 13 11
341 My old one was a Tall, but I wanted a Grande 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
342 I'm saving it for when my ship comes in!! 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
343 I'll tell you what's weighing us down, Zoe...slow baristas. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
344 The 'Aarrrr's have it: me anchor stays. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
345 After hipsters, the pirate movement took hold in coffee shops across the city, but was short lived due to the inconvenient accessories 1.2627 0.05440 118 96 13 9
346 "Ishmael's? It'll never catch on". 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
347 Who ordered the hardtack and salt beef? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
348 You don't complain when he rides his bicycle to work. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
349 You said you'd work around my little idiosyncrasies. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
350 No, I will not leave it outside. It's a metaphor. It stays. Got it? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
351 Aye, my 3D printer needs some adjusting. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
352 Who took the bathroom key off its anchor chain? 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
353 No one noticed my new hook! 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
354 I had to come straight from my other job. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
355 How many head keys have gone missin' since I came along? I rest me case. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
356 Can we talk about the anchor in the room? 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
357 And so the whale says, "A coffee shop canna be an anchor store." And so I says, "Oh, really?" 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
358 Aaargh! Who can't resist free shipping? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
359 I don't care if you don't approve. Drifters aren't welcome here. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
360 Don't get me started on the TSA. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
361 Next scurvy dog what makes a crack about anchor management gets the hook! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
362 And I lost me arm by the cappuccino maker. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
363 Call me sentimental, but the second career transition has been hard. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
364 We'll never lose the bathroom key again. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
365 We aren't part of a chain, but we are an anchor store. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
366 It's a tchotchke from my last job. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
367 We're the anchor store in this mall. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
368 This is Starbuck, not Starbucks. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
369 It just feels a bit staged for downtown Phoenix. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
370 It's just me own little reminder to keep hands outta the coffee grinder...arrr! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
371 Well I can't leave it out in the rain. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
372 My decorator said this place needed more "gravitas". 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
373 You try finding a decently priced storage in this town! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
374 They say one drop and you're hooked. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
375 Don't ask any questions or look him in the eye, but I swear the Caribbean roast is worth it. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
376 You should have seen me trying to get it in through the door. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
377 The first customer to buy 10 lattes this week wins the anchor. The first to have 50 lattes gets the ship. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
378 For the last time, I don't know who be plunderin' the tip jar. 1.2560 0.05194 125 102 14 9
379 Yah, yah, big joke, the owner says he is from Anchorage. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
380 What are ye starin' at lass? Its so we don't ruin a'ground. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
381 The coffee is as well-grounded as my ship used to be 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
382 ...and that's how I wound up in Anchorage. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
383 I should clarify that our 'Drop anchor and stay awhile' slogan is just a metaphor. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
384 One more complaint and you can find yourself a new barrrrista. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
385 It's my conversation starter. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
386 Oh that. It's just an old castoff. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
387 It has sentimental value; it took my hand. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
388 The shipping was free. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
389 When they told me this mall had an anchor store, I had no idea this was what they meant! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
390 Not just that, but there are holes in all the bills when he makes change. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
391 If you touch it, you own it. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
392 It didn't keep my bike from being stolen. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
393 What makes you think I just got off the boat? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
394 Aye, and it'll take some attention off me 'ook! 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
395 It reminds me of the wife. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
396 Anybody seen the restroom key? 1.2542 0.05540 118 98 10 10
397 Arrr, ye best make that to go. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
398 It's part of the nautical damn ambience. Just deal with it. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
399 Please don't ask for Coffee-Mate. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
400 I find the new Monopoly piece offensive. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
401 I do not have anchor management issues. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
402 It’s OK for you to bring your bike’s front tire inside, but I can’t bring in me anchor? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
403 Thought you millennials could do with a touch of reality. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
404 You mind keeping an eye on this? I gotta go back for the boat. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
405 Without an anchor store there be no chain. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
406 Trust me. It's a whale of a tale! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
407 Ar! I brought you a souvenir to attach to your restroom key. Ar! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
408 I have to admit it's a great hook. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
409 We think it really anchors the space. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
410 We come here because it's the only "authentic" pirate coffee shop in town. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
411 Yar, the giant anchor must be mine because I'm a pirate, does it? Now who's making stigmatizing assumptions in the workplace? 1.2500 0.05326 120 99 12 9
412 My wife wouldn't let me keep it on the house. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
413 It wasn't an espresso shop when I first dropped anchor. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
414 After the Hurricane hit and our ship went down with all hands, that Anchor saved my life. It's made of Balsa wood. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
415 He needs a hand with that anchor. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
416 Anyone who disagrees that we are not an anchor shop will be forced to walk the mall. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
417 I told you I'd drop anchor when I was hired. 1.2435 0.05467 115 96 10 9
418 Ye gunna thank me when strong winds blow in from th' east. 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
419 Hey sailor, you can't park that here. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
420 Me shrink says I need to be better anchored to the real world. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
421 "But we haven't lost the bathroom key since! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
422 We're going to need a bigger boat. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
423 I usually stow it before my shift, but I forgot the combination to Davy Jones's locker. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
424 She said to put down an anchor and get a steady job. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
425 It looks good with my hook. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
426 Err, no, why do you always assume it's mine? 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
427 Blast! Forgot to set me parkin' brake again! 1.2435 0.05467 115 96 10 9
428 It's for my anchor management. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
429 If you think that's impressive, wait until you see his booty. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
430 There was no street parking 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
431 I keep it as a reminder of why I don't drink rum anymore. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
432 It is the only place in town we can get rum in our coffee 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
433 God I hate Take your Anchor to Work Day! 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
434 It's mine and it stays. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
435 It's part of me anchor management program. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
436 Your point being?? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
437 Nobody cares when you bring your bike wheels in here. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
438 Next person who asks about the anchor will get the hook. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
439 It's not seaweed. It's arrrrugula. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
440 It gives the place a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
441 It brought me joy. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
442 It was in the soup. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
443 That thar's the bathroom key, and it's second star to the right and straight on 'til morning 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
444 The next person who starts singing Anchor's Aweigh gets the hook. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
445 What anchor? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
446 Venti plus double barb and seaweed garnish? Who ordered the venti plus double barb with seaweed garnish? 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
447 It is artisanal and single origin, matey. So, get off me back. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
448 Avast! That's me therapy anchor. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
449 Macys, Sears and JCPenney moved out--we're the anchor tenant now. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
450 Parking wasn't half as hard as putting money in the meter. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
451 and someday...my ship will come in too. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
452 What were you expecting at The Jolly Roger Cafe - a Smiley Face? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
453 Port is ground decaf--starboard is brewed hi-test. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
454 Well, I couldn't leave it at home, could I? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
455 Ok, very funny. Now who took the bathroom key? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
456 What'd you expect? A picture of Yo-Yo Ma? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
457 Its my therapy anchor. I suffer from post traumatic pirate disorder. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
458 My anchor isn't away. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
459 Extra sea foam on that latte! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
460 Arghhh! Seven years before the mast, and now I'm stuck behind a cash register! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
461 The worst part of this job is my commute 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
462 I gave up the sea, but I ain't giving up me wife. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
463 We order Light Roast, they ship us Light Rust. Happens all the time... 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
464 Crows nest is 2nd floor 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
465 They keep raising rent, but we aren't going anywhere 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
466 It was my grammy's, so leave it be. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
467 The rent is dirt cheap because the anchor is stuck. The hook and hat are to make it seem intentional. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
468 The mermaid was already taken. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
469 Me other one's at home - her name is Annie. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
470 I'd say the captain's got a pretty big anchor management problem... 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
471 Mother always said I have a whimsical way with bric-a-brac. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
472 Welcome to Staaarrrrghbucks. What ya be havin? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
473 It's my trophy and it stays right thar. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
474 The Board of Health wouldn't let me bring in my parrot. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
475 What? It keeps me grounded. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
476 When he asked if he could bring his anchor to the shop I assumed he was referring to his wife. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
477 Stop complaining, try giving change with a hook. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
478 I said I'm not interested in your anchor management program! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
479 I can't wait until this "Davy Jones' Latte" promotion is over. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
480 She got the boat and my right hand in the divorce. Deal with it. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
481 What name should I scrape into your cup? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
482 Welcome to Arrrrbucks, may I take your order? 1.2336 0.05568 107 90 9 8
483 Yes, it's bring my anchor to work day! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
484 Its so people don't notice my hook 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
485 I said "Anchors AWAY" 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
486 I'm quitting as soon as my ship comes in! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
487 It's a present from Brian Williams... he went back to NBC.... 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
488 Well WE'RE still waiting for our ships to come in. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
489 If you want the other kind of weed, go to Colorado! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
490 Sorry about the weight. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
491 I am waiting for my ship to come in! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
492 We take cash, credit, or treasure map. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
493 It was funny once! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
494 The place is called 'Pirate Pete's,' so don't tell me you're shocked at the prices. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
495 Complain all you want. It ain't goin' aweigh. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
496 Sanitary? No, but it does distract from the hook hand 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
497 Annchor's in the way me boys? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
498 Avast! Methinks it's time for a little anchor management. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
499 Has anyone seen my anchor?! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
500 Sure, the coffee is great...but his anchor management issues are getting hard to ignore. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
501 We have a special on 'Catch-of-the-month.' 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
502 Someone took me parking space. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
503 Does Sardi's have one? I. Don't. Think. So." 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
504 That's nothing! Just wait until you hear the cannon! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
505 Have you folks noticed the anchor tchotchke for sale at the counter here? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
506 Fifteen bucks an hour...and I'm called a pirate. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
507 Well, if we had a damn employee break room, I wouldn't have to leave it here. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
508 Say what you will but this building has not drifted since I put that in here. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
509 Will that be for here or take aweigh? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
510 Lor', I'm hatin' this waterfront redevelopment already. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
511 My psychiatrist said I should work on anchor management. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
512 They're renovating my locker. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
513 Don't complain. Branding is everything at Starboards. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
514 So the wise-acre says to me , "I'll bet you $50 against your right hand that you can't lift it an inch." 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
515 No one complains about the mermaid on the wall at the other place. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
516 Bottomless cup of coffee? We'll see about that! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
517 I think it really grounds the place. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
518 In stead of a gold watch for my retierment this is what I got Arrr. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
519 Just waiting for my ship to come in. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
520 He's really not pulling his weight. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
521 Ahoy. Will the person that left their frigate parked in the pirate ship only zone please remove it. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
522 Boss told me I could bring one thing that reminded me of home. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
523 The fish sandwiches are huge 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
524 If he said he'll be back Tuesday for it, he'll be back Tuesday! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
525 No, I do not have an anchor management problem! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
526 Some of these Brooklyn restaurants are going overboard. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
527 No, it's your attitude that's weighing us down. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
528 He wanted a Sanka? I thought I heard Anka ! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
529 Will the owner of the frigate currently drifting into shipping lanes please come to the front counter. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
530 Now hear this, only a few offerings of today's seaweed special left! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
531 Is that the key to the men's room? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
532 You told me I needed an anchor management class, I'm taking an anchor management class. There's homework. Get over it! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
533 I'm not an anchor baby 1.2200 0.05787 100 86 6 8
534 I bring it everywhere, it's my therapy anchor. It keeps me anchored. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
535 Change your order, missy? Sorry, but that ship has sailed. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
536 Argh! I'll be saying it again: No ships, no shoes, no service. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
537 I'd be at Goldman if this thing wasn't holding me back. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
538 The coffee is great, but the concept is weighing them down. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
539 Ayyy... If I hear "you're gonna need a bigger boat" one more time, somebody's gonna walk the plank! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
540 I had to bring it with me. My crew will steal anything that isn't nailed down. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
541 And we thought distressed wood and mason jars were bad... 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
542 I found it in grandmother's attic. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
543 Blasted Poseidon! Can't just leave a nice signed photo like everyone else. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
544 We should have known not to go to a placed called Arrrbucks. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
545 MY shop, MY decor! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
546 Tomorrow, crew, we set sail for 81st street. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
547 All of our lattes have non-artificial organic ocean life flavoring. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
548 My insurance policy wouldn't help me. They said it was pre-existing condition. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
549 They say I have anchor management issues 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
550 Who took the bathroom key? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
551 The boss' insistence on a nautical theme is a bit inconvenient for the servers. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
552 If you sing Anchors Away one more time you're a dead man. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
553 Welcome to Hook, Line and Sinker. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
554 Aargh, it stays! And it's 'Anchors Aweigh' not 'Anchors Away!' 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
555 Keep an eye out; if he shows up here again, I'm ready. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
556 It's my reminder not to get another tattoo 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
557 That's one of our heavier roasts. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
558 The next one who asks for almond milk, walks the plank 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
559 Arrgh... Just til I catch up with me bills and find a shipmate. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
560 This has a reputation for being a good hook-up spot. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
561 Remember when an anchor tattoo was enough? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
562 Yes, I know Depp. Yes, he's shorter in person. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
563 Yes, it's Pirates of the Caribbean theme week. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
564 Coffee, mate? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
565 I find that bringing it along improves my wifi reception. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
566 Just a precaution. A customer told me if she drank one more cup she'd float away. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
567 Arrr, you'll be needin' the class in anchor management! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
568 Trade the parrot for something nautical, they said. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
569 Because we're an Anchor Store! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
570 Do you want that anchor to go? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
571 Good up until the last drop. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
572 I feel like this shop could really go places without that anchor. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
573 "Poets say, 'Symbol,' sailors say 'Stolen,' pragmatists say 'Conversation starter.' Five-year-old kid got it right, said 'It's the old pirate's anchor.' ". 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
574 Maybe this really IS very old tea they found in the Boston harbor. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
575 Our apologies for the long weight. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
576 I just thought some anchor management couldn't hurt. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
577 ...And at 10:00, I'll be signing copies of my memoir, *Buccaneer Barista*. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
578 I think the owner is a little confused about the anchor store concept. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
579 It keeps me grounded. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
580 Alright you scallywags, we ain't moving this ship till one of you pays for this here double macchiato. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
581 After 50 years I thought I’d at least get a gold watch. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
582 Be careful Matey, it's my only one. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
583 Macy's closed. Without an anchor we lose business. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
584 I said, 'You're a wanker!' Not 'bring me an anchor!' 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
585 Another fresh kelp smoothie, maties. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
586 Milk or sea foam? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
587 Tell Blanche to start leaving that damn thing at home or she's fired. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
588 It's OK - it's a Service Anchor. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
589 We got de-caff, regular and 'shiver-me-timbers'! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
590 I decided to give up the old ball and chain. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
591 I got it second hand at a yarrrrd sale. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
592 You'll have to work around it. It's my lucky charm. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
593 Yes, I wash my hook before leaving the head. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
594 I told you last week, there's no such thing as "bring your anchor to work" day 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
595 The hook I get, but the anchor seems a tad over the top. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
596 Stop complaining ye Millennials, it's a docking station as advertised! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
597 I know the shop location isn't great, but it is really difficult to move. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
598 Do they really think someone is going to steal the bathroom key? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
599 That could be anyone's anchor. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
600 I think they may have taken the pirate theme a little too far. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
601 Tell him if forgets it one more time it's ours 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
602 "It's not mine. I'm holding it for a matey". 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
603 I'm tired of people walking away with the bathroom door key. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
604 Okay, I admit it. I have anchor issues. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
605 Enter to win with each cup! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
606 Ok. It's not a treasure but it's a living. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
607 I never thought they'd find me after all these years! 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
608 I only have one extra large left. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
609 That there is what makes the WiFi. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
610 Yeah, we're all hooked. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
611 You're going to need a bigger boite. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
612 At least they've plundered only fair trade coffee. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
613 Will that be cash or cha-r-r-r-r-ge? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
614 Hooked on coffee and anchored in addiction 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
615 Bad weather, she's coming, you'll see why we need it. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
616 Why haven't I traveled? I don't know, there's just something keeping me here. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
617 AArrrrggghhhh Whys it gotta be MY anchor?? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
618 If ye can't stand the hook, stay out of the kitchen. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
619 Have I told ye about the grande white whale? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
620 Meanwhile she made out like a bandit-- got the kids, the house and the boat. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
621 You're going to need a bigger tip jar. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
622 It's for alternate-side-of-the-harbor parking. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
623 Before I was a barista, they called me Ishmael. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
624 Why does everyone always think I'm the one who brought the dirty anchor? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
625 Yes, coffee has exacerbated my anchor management issues. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
626 I think it anchors the whole room! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
627 Arrr, whaddaya mean, I need better anchor management? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
628 I liked the Italian Renaissance décor better. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
629 Perhaps we'll have fewer snide comments from now on about the size of my ship. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
630 The genie took 'chick magnet' literally, of course. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
631 It's always kept me grounded. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
632 It's the only thing that holds me here. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
633 It's local AND organic. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
634 OK! OK! I admit I have anchor management issues. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
635 Tweet this, landlubbers--the real Starbuck is back in town! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
636 Blackbeard left it in the tip jar. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
637 There's dark roast and mutiny in the air. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
638 My wife says if doesn't go with our home décor. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
639 It grounds me, OK? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
640 Avast ye! Welcome to Arrrbucks! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
641 Oh, you said chips ahoy. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
642 I need some anchor management training. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
643 We're on a search for the most perfect white foam! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
644 Hey, I just run the place, my wife decorates. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
645 One day my ship will come in. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
646 If we started smoking this seaweed instead of steaming it I might be able to remember the way back! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
647 If it's any consolation the kelp is organic. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
648 I got hooked on this stuff years ago. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
649 It's called the Starbuccaneer. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
650 Are we on or off the hook? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
651 Business is up but we just can't seem to get anywhere. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
652 Would you rather I drop trou? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
653 Arrgh, after breakfast, we all start an anchor management program. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
654 So I'm a sentimentalist--Stop yer complaining! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
655 The sea foam latte was HIS idea! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
656 I thought this was a port city. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
657 Who ordered the anchor steam latte? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
658 You said you wanted a nautical theme in here! 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
659 It's good to the last drop. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
660 Can ye lend a hand with the cash register? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
661 Aye, but ye should see me parrot! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
662 I'll be darned if I'm going to lock it to a bike rack. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
663 AARRGGH! You can take'em out of the sea but you can't take the sea out of them! 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
664 Arr, ’tis all that’s left of the grande flat white that got away. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
665 I think the barista has anchor management issues. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
666 Nobody complained when Jenn brought in her bike seat! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
667 Oh! The anchor is a clumsy, but you put the guy with a hook on register? 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
668 It's a stir stick for our grande vents large. Why? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
669 Its my new strategy for anchor management 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
670 It came with the free trade coffee. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
671 If I hear one more complaint about "verisimilitude" somebody's going to get the hook! 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
672 We thought being the mall's anchor store was just an honorary title. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
673 What? I thought it was "bring your anchor to work" day. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
674 Arh ..they keep leavin with the bathroom key 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
675 Corporate hired a new branding consultant arrrrgh 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
676 I'll never be rid of me baggage. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
677 Blackbeard: the only unacceptable beard in Brooklyn 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
678 It's me therapy anchor. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
679 Captain's been getting into feng shui lately...we think he may be going overboard. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
680 Don't you nitwits know an authentic pirate cafe when you see one? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
681 Selling $5 cups of coffee seems a more like a lateral career move for me. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
682 Because me landlord said "Your Coffee Shop, will never be our 'anchor business'. " 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
683 What if I do have anchor management issues! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
684 When you're the boss, you can be in charge of the decorating theme! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
685 Ever since Captain Pete became manager, he started throwing his weight around. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
686 Fresh aground? Aye. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
687 The boat's in the shop. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
688 Don't order the Big Meal Deal. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
689 Alright, who parked his boat outside 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
690 Aargh...the anchor management group does meet on this deck. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
691 He has done nothing to keep this business afloat! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
692 ah, this must be their anchor store! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
693 Local Sea Water Steeped Matcha Tea: $9 Free Range Kelp Machiatto: $13 Crushed Conch Dusted Donut: $11 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
694 I am practicing anchor management 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
695 I was a pirate, dammit! You think I'd be working here if that ship hadn't sailed a long time ago? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
696 His benefits include executive parking. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
697 That's not my anchor 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
698 Avast, it’s for me anchor management class. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
699 We get celebrities every day but so far, no ship's come in. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
700 Guys! Listen up! We ARE the anchor tenant. Got it? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
701 I be telling ye, 'tis not mine! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
702 800 pounds of iron! Only our fruitcake is heavier! 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
703 It's me therapy anchor. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
704 A little reminder to the customers to leave a good tip. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
705 Sorry. My wife kicked me out. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
706 We'll see whose brand is stronger. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
707 I have some big anchor management issues but my therapist wants me to be open about them. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
708 You don't leave your car brakes at home now do ya?! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
709 Yes, we all have our tetanus boosters. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
710 And how do YOU slice bagels??? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
711 Apparently he spilt coffee on someone hence the anchor management. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
712 I'm getting me cock pierced after work. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
713 Who ordered the venti anchor? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
714 Damn Flood Insurance wouldn't cover removal costs. Rrrrr... 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
715 I'm the anchor tenant in this mall. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
716 It's a requirement o' me anchor management program. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
717 Gives the place character, lassie. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
718 The wife said she wanted to put down anchor somewhere. So I did. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
719 Looks like someone needs a class in anchor management. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
720 Go ahead - sing "Anchors Away" - I'm not movin it! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
721 No, it isn't fair trade. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
722 Yep, thinkin' 'bout settlin' down. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
723 how da fuck did we lose another bathroom key? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
724 Keeps me from feeling adrift. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
725 He says it's an award. 1.1977 0.06149 86 76 3 7
726 I know it seems awkward, matey, but you have to learn to work around it. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
727 It's all about authenticity. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
728 I realize how quickly these hipster coffee shops come and go, but not sure this is the answer. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
729 It's from a rusty old tramp steamer out of Singapore, but tell everyone it was from the RMS Lusitania. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
730 Arggh, couldn't find a parking spot anywherrre. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
731 I liked the parrot better! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
732 Make it snappy, mates, or you'll be taking a dip with me new sails manager. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
733 So I says to Starbuck, 'If I was to stop chasing the whale, what would I do with myself?' 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
734 They told me to take an anchor management course. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
735 It's one thing to let Blackbeard run the register. It's an entirely different one to put him in charge of decoration! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
736 It's called 'Ambience'... You got a problem with that? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
737 ARGHH! Dumb copycat 3D printers!! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
738 He even replaced the tip jar with a tiny treasure chest. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
739 Sorry, Mateys. It didn't fit in me employee locker. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
740 Yo ho! Yo ho! A barista's life for me! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
741 We all have our anchors. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
742 My analyst feels a keepsake will help ease the transition! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
743 I never liked April Fool's Day. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
744 Sure, but your SUV is totally blocking my frigate. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
745 Burn th' beans and ye'll find out what its fer! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
746 As she was going down I just wanted something to remember her by. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
747 I called for Anger Management volunteers, you idiots. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
748 It keeps you 'lubbers from gawkin' at me hook. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
749 Anchors in the way, my boys. Anchors in the way. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
750 They told me I needed a marketing hook. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
751 I decided it was finally time to drop anchor and pursue me passion. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
752 Alright alright, so I have anchor-management issues! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
753 Don't get hooked 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
754 I thought the anchor store was in Seattle 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
755 Rrrrrr, hurry up, already! My parole officer is making me go to anchor management class. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
756 I ordered the tall anchor, they sent me the venti. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
757 After weeks of pissing off his fellow co-workers Captain Right Hook decided to take some anchor-management classes. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
758 You heard me. A very unpleasant surprise to the next one who says "aaarrrgh!" 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
759 Avast Ye Lattes! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
760 Arrr, but we've never lost a bathroom key. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
761 This store ain't going nowhere! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
762 I feel stuck in this job. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
763 Whoever belongs to the aircraft carrier parked in the back, you left your fog lights on! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
764 I've got a double-shot seaweed latte for...Poseidon. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
765 Welcome to Hooked On Coffee! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
766 No, I will NOT put the anchor away! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
767 That there's the best barista in my crew...really anchors the team. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
768 What are you you looking at mate? Didn't you know the first Starbuck sailed with Ahab? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
769 I hate being on call 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
770 Welcome to Arrgh-bucks, I'll be givin' the orders. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
771 I set her free. 1.1977 0.05922 86 75 5 6
772 I think this anchor tenant concern is a bit overdone. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
773 The wifi password is 'anchor.' 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
774 By Lucifer, don't you fools know anything about atmosphere? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
775 ..waiting for me ship to come in... 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
776 the dark roast is called "ship out of luck" 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
777 We're the "anchor store", so get used to it 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
778 You try fitting an anchor in a studio apartment 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
779 You know I have an anchor management problem. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
780 What's the catch? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
781 Drip? Captain said drop. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
782 The judge said I had to take a course in Anchor Management. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
783 Arr, 'twas me mothers. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
784 I thought the whale got everything from the Pequod 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
785 What else did you expect at a place called "Pirates of the coffee bean"? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
786 Aye, let me tell of the ship that got away. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
787 It brought me luck at my last job. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
788 It's better than a mermaid 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
789 It's like ye dollar bill on the wall, matey. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
790 Stole it off a Chinese junk called The Feng Shui...you like it? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
791 who's watching the ship 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
792 I thought me old shipmate asked me if I wanted a gift FROM Anchorage. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
793 Mind my anchor, Mr. Smee. Why is everyone frowning? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
794 Hey! Get your coffee and go aweigh. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
795 Will you keep an eye on it please? I have to put a daubloon in the meter 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
796 Everyone is afraid to tell him that it's not what's meant by an "anchor store". 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
797 You can ask him to leave, but that ship has sailed. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
798 Quit your bellyaching; I got used to my hook, you'll get used to this one. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
799 What can we do, he's the anchor tenant! 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
800 If I hear one more person sing Anchors Aweigh, I'll give 'em a right hook. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
801 Nobody ever wants to talk about the anchor in the room - arrrrr Matey! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
802 Arrrr, me good luck charm has done nuthin' for this place. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
803 Anchor what? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
804 Damn, that mermaid led us astray. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
805 Who ordered the Skinny Anchoricano? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
806 Pipe down, matey! It's merely me personal device. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
807 It's only in yer way if yer heart ain't in it. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
808 One more hook joke and I'll drop the whole ship on ya. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
809 If one more person says "anchors away," I'll be puttin' this hook to better use... 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
810 Have you never heard of an anchor store before? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
811 Looks like Captain Sam hasn't started his anchor management classes yet. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
812 'Aye, the steel is locally smelted. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
813 Aaarrgh, turns out he ordered a large Sanka. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
814 I guess he intends to stay... 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
815 This rustic industrial trend is getting out of hand. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
816 Keeps me beans grounded. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
817 What makes you say it's mine? 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
818 Where I drops my anchor is home. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
819 Bring Your Anchor to Work Day wasn't my idea. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
820 The big fella was hooked on caffeine. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
821 Now what?!? I moved the ship out, didn't I? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
822 It's an old school reminder that tips are appreciated! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
823 That's completely the wrong type of anchor to drop on this linoleum 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
824 I want a sign that says, 'All of our ingredients were plundered locally.' 1.1928 0.06050 83 73 4 6
825 It's just part of my anchor management . 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
826 This job is dragging me down. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
827 Somebody here clearly needs an anchor management class. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
828 Pirate Coffee is black, like the cursed heart of Wall Street. Black as the craters of a new moon. Then, we shall hang you from the yardarm, hoist anchor, and sail the glorious seas of corporate acquisition. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
829 What'll it be? With rum or without? 1.1928 0.06050 83 73 4 6
830 Ordering a White Whale to go, with extra foam. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
831 It's part o' me anchor management. Next! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
832 Re-branding. We got rid of the mermaid. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
833 The nautical theme's gotten out of hand. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
834 That's not an art installation? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
835 Aargh, what this place needs is some 'anchor' management! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
836 Never thought the shot of rum in my morning coffee would make the day so much more exciting 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
837 Ye don't like it? Ye can walk the plank. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
838 Caffeine: we're all hooked. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
839 Yeah, well in good neighborhoods, there's an anchor stand at the door. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
840 It's my piece of personal flair. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
841 No worries, a tetanus booster is one of the fringe benefits. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
842 you think you had a bad day 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
843 The last guy that complained about the food was tied to it! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
844 He said it's from the Titanic. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
845 What did ye expect from a Trader Joes—Starbucks merger? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
846 The next person who orders a Unicorn Frappuccino is walkin' the plank. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
847 Stop pesterin' me, I be taking anchor management classes soon. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
848 Next person who says I need "anchor management" get's the hook. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
849 Sure, it gets in the way, but it keeps the place from floating away. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
850 Believe it or not, it's collapsible. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
851 Let me know if that's in the way, matey. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
852 First mate Starbuck at your service. Welcome to our anchor store. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
853 What? It doesn't fit in the locker. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
854 'Tis the last time someone steals my bike. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
855 I guess they don't plan on relocating. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
856 it's not not nautical 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
857 He ran an onboard grog bar before his ship sunk. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
858 At Starbucks you get free WiFi. Here you get an anchor. Deal with it! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
859 Welcome to Hook, Brew and Sinker. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
860 Everybody wants to know about the anchor ... Nobody wants to know about me ... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
861 I said anchors AWAY, my boys. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
862 Whoever ordered the "Anchor Special" it's ready for pick-up. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
863 You can't complain .The mall wanted an anchor tenant , and they got one 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
864 After Polly died, my heart just wasn't in it anymore. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
865 Aye, I bring me anchor wherever I go. It's bulky but I don't have to feed it like a parrot. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
866 Fair trade be damned! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
867 No, I can't just make it go aweigh. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
868 See it for what it is. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
869 'It's the only way I don't lose my keys." 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
870 We are now providing supersized portions. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
871 Welcome to Arrrby's. We're the Mall's anchor store. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
872 Nothing I can do about it. The maritime court sentenced me to anchor management. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
873 Great coffee but the feng shui is off. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
874 He's already had two baristas decaffeinated this week. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
875 Well, the new boss did say, 'not to worry, Smee, you can drop anchor here.' 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
876 The mall was desperate for an anchor store. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
877 It's Starbuck's. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
878 It's just something to bring back memories 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
879 For here. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
880 Anyone who starts singing "Anchors Away" gets the hook. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
881 The wifi password is 'anchor.' 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
882 That's Brandi. I gave her a necklace in the 1970's, and she's been dragging around after me ever since. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
883 So... that's one decaf Arrrbucks Captainccino with a sprinkle of freshly plundered Indonesian cardamom. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
884 Even as I move on, the weight of my past follows me. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
885 Arr...Ye said 'Make Yourself At Home'... 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
886 Anyone else getting a sinking feeling? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
887 At least now nobody will notice how dirty our bathrooms are. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
888 I said ground, not grounded. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
889 It tells those real estate vultures this shop ain’t goin’ nowhere. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
890 Enough with the looks, I can assure you all that I practice sustainable piracy. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
891 I thought the "tall" size would be smaller. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
892 You want a splash? I'll give you a splash!" 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
893 It didn't stop them from stealing my bicycle. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
894 That's the last time I capture a ship from Colombia. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
895 No, we don't have WiFi 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
896 Argh, it stops me timbers from shivering. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
897 It's a precautionary measure; we stopped paying rent. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
898 Their fresh whale meat has won many culinary awards. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
899 It’s called unique competitive advantage: “Ahoy Coffee-Mateys! Thar she brews!” 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
900 Sigh. No, we don’t serve Yo Ho Ho’s and a bottle of rum. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
901 Couldn't he have just gotten a tattoo? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
902 Fire two espresso shots across the starboard bow! 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
903 I'm afraid it makes me look too preppy. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
904 I thought their coffee tasted fishy. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
905 It says no laptops, nothing about anchors. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
906 I don't believe in tattoos. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
907 You know, I get the feeling there's something holding this place back. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
908 This isn't what I imagined my community service in a "fair trade" company would look like. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
909 I can't fire it, we have a lot of history together. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
910 Anybody see the boat this goes with? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
911 I said "anchor away", not "anchor aweigh" 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
912 Great coffee, but this place could really use better anchor management 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
913 Aye, and that's when it swung at us. I'm telling you, this seaweed monster, it was 20 feet tall at the least! 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
914 Arrrh, strange juxtaposition for YOU maybe. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
915 We sold the large one last week. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
916 Ain't it obvious? After the anchor management class, I got hooked. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
917 We have some funky figurehead earings for sale at the back of the store, and I guess you've already seen the anchor pendant. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
918 Any complaints, tell'um where they can put that anchor. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
919 Anchor's in the way! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
920 The coffee is great but I wish he'd take an anchor management class. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
921 Time to Make Tattoos Great Again 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
922 Aye, it used to be that Starbuck worked for me! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
923 When they said this mall had an anchor store, I expected a chain. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
924 Yer coffee is all anchor and no sail, lad. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
925 He thinks he has to weigh in on every situation. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
926 It's my anchor, baby! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
927 Baristas of the Carribean: Curse of the Marketing Stunt 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
928 I got tired of other people bringing in emotional support animals 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
929 Back in the day, our coffee shop was only hijacked by hipsters. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
930 My therapist thought it might help with my anxiety. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
931 Me knows the Navy has their song, but "Anchor is in the Way" be ours. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
932 I'm the only one who pulls his own weight around here. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
933 After retiring from the sea, Captain Hook dropped anchor in a diner franchise. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
934 I am also taking up 30 parking spaces outside for your information 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
935 Relax folks I'm just looking for a hook up. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
936 I'll drop it wherever I want. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
937 Is that cappuccino or did the parrot get loose again? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
938 How long is this pirate trend going to last? First there were all those New Yorker cartoons, and now this coffee shop. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
939 You'll get a raise when my ship comes in. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
940 You know what they say, Never Leave Home Without It 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
941 Well it seems I've hit rock bottom. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
942 It must be bring your kedge to work day. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
943 I am waiting for my ship to come in! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
944 It helps keep us grounded. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
945 The journey from buccaneer to barista can't be an easy one, I'll give him that. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
946 I don't think this was the Sanka we ordered. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
947 "You move the anchor, wench!' 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
948 One Grande Anchor Steam Vendi cream coming up! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
949 Which reminds me, doesn't your mother arrive Tuesday? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
950 We take Visa, Mastercard and doubloons. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
951 Ask Starbuck if he's missing something. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
952 Arghbucks 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
953 Because my life, my love, and my lady, was the sea. You got a problem with that? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
954 He thinks OSHA is one of the seven seas. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
955 So who says a coffee shop can't be a big anchor store at the mall? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
956 Yeah, I stole it from a sorority's front lawn. Who's gonna make me give it back? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
957 This shop is not going anywhere. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
958 What makes you think it's my anchor, Paula? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
959 I don't go back on me word, said I would drop anchor and open a coffee shop one day 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
960 What makes ye think it be mine? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
961 I need a BIG worm. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
962 The sea is a hard mistress! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
963 Once you've had your first cup, it goes away. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
964 That be the biggest size we serve. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
965 Argh, Starbuck left it here. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
966 Cuz we're the anchor store in this mall, matey. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
967 The new decor is really weighing this place down. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
968 Don't look at me. I just be a barrrista. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
969 Big fish, big hook. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
970 You people are so afraid of change. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
971 I don't mind if you have a problem with my hook, but please leave the anchor out of it. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
972 Arrrrg, business is good, but I feel there is something weighing us down. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
973 Well this is how we do things at my StARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbucks. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
974 Yarr!...I know he's weighing us down; but I can't let him go. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
975 Don't you think it adds to the ambiance? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
976 I didn't have time to park it before me shift started. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
977 think of it as a metaphor for stability 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
978 Our featured coffee is "catch of the day." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
979 Mobile order for Blackbeard is ready. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
980 And I've been shipwrecked here ever since! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
981 Use a different reminder? Don't suggest tying a string around my finger. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
982 It is amazing, lift the anchor and win a free cup of coffee. Tell your friends. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
983 "Can't a fellow keep a memento around from his wilder and more carefree days? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
984 Remember mates, it's Starbuckaneers now. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
985 Avast yer complainin', it don't fit in my sea chest! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
986 Whale is very fresh today 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
987 Th' employee parkin' here be ridiculous. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
988 Great! Now, pirates are taking our jobs! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
989 It's an authentic 1717 Blackbeard Navy Stock, almost impossible to find these days. It's a beauty though, cost me an arm and a leg. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
990 The next one who asks me about Captain Crunch will drink just a doubble macchiato, no toppings. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
991 I didn't argue with the guy who paid his bill with it. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
992 Will that be "Away" or "To Stay"? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
993 My decorator did the Pequod. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
994 Alright, who threw the anchor? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
995 I'd a bringed both of them but I only got one hand. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
996 I used to go to Starbucks every morning till I got hooked on this place. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
997 I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. 1.1667 0.06255 72 65 2 5
998 Can I plunder the next person in line? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
999 Well, Captain Joe don't put his anchors away, my boy. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1000 It gets me a nice discount on flood insurance 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1001 This shop could really take off if we got rid of all the dead weight. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1002 You think YOU'RE pissed? Imagine the reaction of the guys I pranked at my other job when they realized it was missing. 1.1667 0.06255 72 65 2 5
1003 Because we're the anchor tenant. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1004 I'm here to stay. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1005 If yer interested, I got a whole bunch more of 'em. I'm sellin' off me collection. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1006 Don't just stand there mateys - weigh the damn thing.... 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
1007 And I've been in search of the Great White Mocha Frappuccino ever since. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1008 Ok. Who's the wise guy? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1009 This place is sinking under the new management. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1010 If you don't like it, take it up with Linda in H.Arrrrrr. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1011 I don't care what he says - I'm the Captain, Starbuck is First Mate. Therefore, effective immediately, we are rebranding as "Ahabs." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1012 Happy or not I declare this the anchor store, no chains for me. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1013 The anchor wasn't the only thing that didn't seem to fit in. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1014 It keeps me grounded. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1015 If we're going to call it Captain Hook's Seafood-Flavored Coffee then we need the anchor for authenticity. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1016 Quit your bellyaching. You knew this was the anchor store. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1017 'Stop your belly-aching and one of you go find the parrot! You can't have Pirate Day without the parrot!' 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1018 Aargh! My ship's in the shop, okay? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1019 OK, yes, fine - I admit I have anchor-management issues. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1020 It's ahrrrgt. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1021 Does ye want cream and sugar with that anchor? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1022 Don't say anything. He has a mean right jab. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1023 For the last time, it's *not* from West Elm 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1024 What're ye eyein' me for? Doesn't thou get thy personal packages at work? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1025 Who wants a Flat White Whale? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1026 Clearly they took their dream of being an anchor store too literally 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1027 One venti Captain Crunch to go. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1028 The next one of you lubbers what flashes a Starbucks Discount Card is headed for the briney deep. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1029 It's good luck. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1030 It differentiates us. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1031 Some guy from Craigslist should be in after lunch to pick up that anchor. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
1032 Now who's got anchor management issues? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1033 I never put my anchors away. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1034 "Starbucks took the mermaid logo, so we're stuck with this". 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1035 They did say that today's flavor is 'Fresh Catch'. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1036 In the good old days, fish were in the ocean, not on the menu. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1037 Our coffee is firmly anchored in tradition! You'll be hooked in no time. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1038 Here's your order. Terribly sorry about the weight. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1039 Twar a whale...a flat white whale. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1040 It's not in his field of expertise, but at least he's holding down a job. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1041 "I said 'away,' not 'aweigh"! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1042 I'm still waiting for my ship to come in. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1043 I'm the new owner, and I say that it stays! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1044 Time to put the list of daily specials outside. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1045 I'm calling it ARRRR-Bucks 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1046 I'm sorry if it cramps your style, dude, but I had to get here SOMEhow and we all know the L is fucked this weekend 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1047 It distracts customers from realizing they are paying an arm and leg. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1048 Aye, me thinks I've misunderstood what being an anchor store in the mall meant. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1049 Ten zillion pounds? - close enough. It's yours. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1050 I'm tired of hearing, "The anchor's in the way, my boys." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1051 What were ya expecting mates, those cute little paper umbrellas? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1052 I quit me job to apply for the big anchorman position they advertised. Fake news, says I. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1053 It's still no sillier than a cronut. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1054 We were surprised to find the mermaid coffee shop theme was already taken too. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1055 It used to be in his living room, but no one ever mentioned it there. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1056 If you have a problem with it, bring it up to Starbuck. It's his. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1057 Anybody have anything to say about my coffee? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1058 The whale just wouldn't fit. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1059 Mermaids are for sissies! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1060 No one seems to be talking about the anchor in the room 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1061 Venti, soy, no-foam grogochinno? Just grog ye scurvy landblubber. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1062 Work like a captain, play like a pirate. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1063 Yeah .. this is my anchor store. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1064 Tony said I could decorate this week. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1065 Ambiance. Gotta have ambiance. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1066 Polly! Double-shot espresso for Polly! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1067 A coffee a day, keeps the anchor aweigh. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
1068 Can't paint it till I finish grinding and sanding. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1069 Mocha Grande for Ishmael! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1070 Sorry, but I have no time to head home before heading to my second job. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1071 Arrgh! I said I don't want to talk about it! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1072 Now I know why this cafe is called Anchors Away! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1073 Just tell me where Mr. Starbuck is and I'll be out your hair. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1074 Upset about me anchor, are ye? Well, talk to the hook! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1075 I wager you be wonderin' how the Hook 'N Anchor Cafe got its name. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1076 Who the hell said something about anchor management?!?! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1077 You lookin' at my hook? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1078 The Chamber of Commerce wanted an anchor for Main Street. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1079 Let's give Starbuck's another chance. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1080 Anchor Management 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1081 I told ye: It's only temporary — until I can convince my wife it's a collector's item. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
1082 Anybody else want a toothpick? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1083 If you're looking for a chain, get yerselves to Starbucks! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
1084 Who's got the Sea Salted Caramel frappe? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1085 Personal belongings are to be stored in your locker 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1086 I reckon there must be a schooner adrift in the Sound! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1087 T'is Fox's remaining anchor, mate. No legal issues thar. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1088 Arrrgh matey, thar's one capin who'll be rememberin' cuttin' ol' Billy Bones adrift...room for cream? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1089 Were out of doubloons. Can someone run to the bank quick? 1.1644 0.06173 73 66 2 5
1090 Aye, you said you wanted artwork on the wall. Well now you have it ... 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1091 Call OSHA, I don't care, I'll go down with my shop 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1092 I like to think of this as an anchor store. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1093 Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1094 Aye, mates! I love that old anchor. She was good to the lsst drop. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1095 I guess they don't plan on relocating. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1096 The Captain's new job was going poorly. The register was hard to use and they didn't have an anchor rack out front. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1097 We're now the anchor tenant. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1098 Why didn't he just bring the parrot? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1099 It has nothing to do with coffee, OK? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1100 Trust me--when he says no foam, he MEANS no foam! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1101 Double barnacle kelp skinny latte up for Jeff! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1102 Leaded or unleaded me hearties. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1103 It's an emotional support anchor. You're not allowed to ask what it's for. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1104 How do you think we get Sumatran Gold? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1105 Damn thing took my eye out. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1106 He must have got that on sail. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1107 Actually, I think it gives the place a bit of avoirdupois. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1108 Hope is outside. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1109 That helps us keep the prices down 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1110 Arrr, they hired me to get this place in ship-shape, what did you THINK they meant?... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1111 They told me I would be the anchor tenant! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1112 The mermaid logo was taken. Arrr! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1113 No, I'm not going to take a course in anchor management! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1114 From now on its Starbuccaneers, matey. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1115 Looks like they've lost their moorings with the decor! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1116 Our Neptune Blend features kelp notes with a salt water taffy finish. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1117 Anchor management problems. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1118 It's the latest absurdity in conversation pieces. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1119 The food here, is good, that's why there's a long weight! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1120 ...Yet with all my skills I'm still a barista in training. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1121 Yes, I parked in the employee lot. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1122 This place is very popular, that is why the weight is so long. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1123 I'd leave it outside but someone might steal it. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1124 ...then she said, take your STUFF and go! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1125 Avast ye, baristas, stop ye infernal bellyachin' about mess access, and brew me lattes. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1126 Don't let that thing out of your sight, mates--I won't be losing it again! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1127 Ahoy thar, 'n welcome ye to Starbuccaneers! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1128 Probably made for tourists -- the flanges and stock are 180 degrees off. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1129 I picked it up off the coast of Java. It gives the place 'charm'. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1130 It wasn't always "grande" this and "venti" that, you know. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1131 Thar she brews! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1132 And stop asking why I dredged that up again. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1133 Damn that Ahab! "Just for a couple of weeks", he sez. "Just a couple of weeks!" 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1134 None of the other employees liked the new cashier. He had anchor management issues. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1135 Sorry if my anchor is in your weigh. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1136 OK, alright, fine! I have a hook for a hand. Is that why everyone is staring? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1137 Call "Anchors Away" and get this thing out of here. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1138 You'll wait for the bloody recycling truck. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1139 Just askin'... has anyone seen a line and a sinker? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1140 Today's special is the Davy Jones Locker latte, priced at a ransom. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1141 I got fired from Wendy's. 1.1594 0.06405 69 63 1 5
1142 This coffee shop has been an anchor of the local economy for years! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1143 Drink up me hearties. Today's roast is from the grind of the ancient mariner. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1144 I'm not a hipster, I'm a real pirate! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1145 My financial advisor suggested trying a more modern form of piracy. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1146 Since he got his prosthetic hand, he envisions the diner as a macrocosm in his microcosmic world. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1147 "He wants to differentiate himself from that Moby Dick character, Starbuck. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1148 He said it wouldn't fit in the bike storage room. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1149 I understand it's his transitional object. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1150 Thank you all for attending your first anchor management class. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1151 I've dropped anchor in stranger places! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1152 Contemporary conformism is such a drag. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1153 Can I just call it 'Starbuccaneers' to get around the whole trademark infringement lawsuit? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1154 Aaarrr, I agree it's inconvenient but at least we're not part of a chain. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1155 I never though I'd end up working for me first mate, Starbuck. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1156 My coffee is fair trade. The anchor is my trophy from the ship carrying the beans. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1157 You know, Starbuck was originally a whaler. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1158 New policy - Cash only no bartering 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1159 What do you mean sea to table isn't a thing? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1160 This doesn't make us just like Starbucks Karen. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1161 I'm beginning to think that a giant anchor doesn't add that much to the ambience of the place. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1162 Quit complaining about the new nautical theme and help me make change. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1163 Twas a short career and that's all I was able to plunder. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1164 I told you to drop the attitude. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1165 One anchor grande. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1166 To hell with Macy's. This here Pirate coffee shop is the anchor store of the mall. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1167 Did I mention that we're rethinking our commitment to the whole fair trade thing? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1168 Anchor's astray... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1169 Arrgghh! Welcome to Hook, Long Lines and Sinker. What's yer order matey? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1170 Belay thy rancor; 'tis but mine anchor! What will ye knaves? Grog or Chai du Tortuga? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1171 It's Take Your Anchor to Work Day. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1172 There's no place to park in this city. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1173 We may not sell fish and chips anymore - but I'll decorate any way I want. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1174 It's called a sconce and if ye don't like it, ye can leave. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1175 Welcome to Stumpy's, where every day is 'Talk Like a Pirate' day. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1176 Somebody might pocket it outside. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1177 My hybrid is in the shop... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1178 Wuh? 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
1179 Aye, mates, we're the one old-style strip-mall anchor that can still float your boat. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1180 And that's not ALL he had in his dorm room. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1181 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1182 I think I know what the fish of the day is. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1183 It reminds him of when he could take pride in his work. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1184 If I'd known your lattes cost $10,000 I would have never put my ship up as collateral... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1185 This is all part of my anchor management program. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1186 My sense of the effete. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1187 Anybody have a problem with a little ambience? I didn't think so. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1188 He keeps saying, "Anchors Away" to it, but it still doesn't leave. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1189 I told them the mall didn't need another anchor store. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1190 These hipster cafes are getting ridiculous 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1191 Stay away from the Atlantis Roast, it's a bit briny. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1192 It's just a relic of my misspent youth. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1193 Can't she just tell me she doesn't want to move? Aaaargh, always with the metaphors. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1194 He may smell bad, but at least he writes the correct name on our customer's cups. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1195 The whale burger's back on the menu. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1196 That dang Peter Pan just won't grow up. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1197 Me Landlerd waz desperate for an anchor tenant 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1198 Number forty-two, parrot burger special with barnacle latte! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1199 The new guy is really holding this place back. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1200 OK, who ordered the flat white? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1201 "I'm not asking him if it's decaff". 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1202 Really? You've never seen a stuffed anchor? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1203 Today's special is "Pirates Anchor" with a shot of rum. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
1204 When Disney acquires Starbucks. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1205 It's part of my Anchor Management class. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1206 It's the swizzle for his Moby Grande 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1207 The new show "Undercoverrrr Boss: Pirate Edition" was cancelled after just one episode. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1208 Corporate wanted to get back to the roots of the name. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1209 I told Starbuck he needed 'ANGER management'. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1210 I wanted to call it Arghbucks, but nooooooo... 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1211 I think they've rather overdone the pirate motif. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1212 Grande White for Ishmael? Ishmael? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1213 Salt-water caramel sea-foam lattes call for a touch of nautical decor. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1214 One grande, half caf, skinny, soy, latte, extra foam, chai with a twist...and a sliced throat. Comin up. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1215 make it a double..........I am dragging today 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1216 I'm afeard we may have limited our franchising potential. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1217 One anchor latte coming up. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1218 You've got your car keys. I've got this. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1219 Nothing against it in the Health Code. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1220 Last call ye scurvy dogs, we sail with the tide. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1221 Arrrr...Ye best don't ask, don't tell.... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1222 Hey...its no more annoying than an order for a decaf soy milk mocha frappe." 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1223 Who ordered the Captain Hook "Grande"? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1224 Oh, never mind him, he's practicing for his audition as morning anchor on Fox. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1225 Careful, there, matey. How do ya' think I got my hook? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1226 I have a double latte for Ann Chorsaway. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1227 Yer talking to the anchor tenant! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1228 The hook hand is a little sketchy, but we're here because of the artisanal seaweed. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1229 Is that for here or aweigh? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1230 We are running a special on our chowder lattes. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1231 Not to worry, lass. I sold it on the internet. It will be gone by two. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1232 Anybody here seen my ship? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1233 Big anchor, no croc! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1234 He's not handling the Starbucks buyout very well, is he? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1235 It's my stance against fair trade. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1236 That's CAPTAIN Starbucks to you and I'm here to stay! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1237 Blackbeard's unfortunate descent into hipster hoarder-ism. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1238 ...well, there's no way I'd be leavin' it with me men. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1239 Was the dark roast drifting? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1240 Since the introduction of steam ships, the Pirate re-training program still has a few kinks to work out. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1241 Complain all you like, it's why are barnacle lattes are the freshest in town. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1242 A-soy, me hearties! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1243 It was my decorator's idea. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1244 All right, then. It is not the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1245 Donut? Muffin? Anchor? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1246 Any you lubbers lifts it. Ye earn a free mug o java. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1247 I've never liked Art Nouveau 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1248 Just because because we named the place after your buddy doesn't mean you can leave your stuff lying around, Captain Ahab. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1249 I fish with an anchor, and I use bad baristas for bait. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1250 Well, he's dead weight everywhere else, but he does always help us win the bi-monthly interoffice tug-of-war. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1251 Thar she blows! You're latte's ready! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1252 Who gets the Anchor Down latte, hook stirred? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1253 Arrrgh! They are sending me to anchor management training. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1254 That's the last time I'll drop anchor. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1255 What arr ye lookin' at? If ye wanted to spy a mermaid wit' ye coffee ye should've gone to the place down the street. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1256 My franchise partner says its part of our rebranding. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1257 I know, I know, but it was a package deal. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1258 Closest thing we have to a steady customer 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1259 I'm getting really sick of these secret menu orders. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1260 That there's to remind me how f'Arr I've come in leaving me scallywag days behind; being a barista really anchors me. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1261 I heard he invented Uber...for boats... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1262 I fell for Captain Starbucks' franchise pitch hook, line and sinker. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1263 Damn fleet week! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1264 Aye, laddie, our coffees aground. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1265 That's what you get for taking seed money from a salty pirate. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1266 I use the seaweed to add a saltiness to my "sailor's brew". 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1267 Please tell them that's not my anchor . 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1268 Free lunch to anyone who eats the entire daily catch. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1269 This 'Pirates of the Caribbean'-thing is really getting out of hand... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1270 Want ye espresso with white chocolate, white coconut, or white blubber? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1271 This place was known a couple of centuries ago for the kidnapping and impressment of our sailors but now it's just the terrible food. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1272 Sorry, it's part of me anchor-management program. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1273 A skinny caramel grog for Ishmael! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1274 I know, I know! He's cost me an arm and a leg. I'll give him a stern talking to! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1275 We're the flagship anchor for this ship maul. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1276 The next person who says "overcompensating" walks the plank! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1277 Avast! Who ordered the anchors au lait? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1278 This cafe was my wife's dream. I wanted something that reminded me of her. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1279 The coffee is just so so, but I do love the barrrista. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1280 What are you landlubbers lookin' at? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1281 Aye matey, 'twas a deal with the devil but I thought he said wanker. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1282 With my ship now gone, I've had to turn to highway robbery. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1283 Ferry trade. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1284 At $5.00 plus for a coffee...it has become the new piracy. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1285 I woke up this morning and realized I needed an anchor in my life. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1286 Aye, the whale did to me what Steve Coll has done to journalism. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1287 Aye aye, seaweed is gluten free, ye fool! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1288 Ya'ar, mateys. I know it be an eyesore. But when we need it, you'll be glad it be here. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1289 Avast Swabbies, ye'd better start tipping or ye'll feel my flukes. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1290 With years of down-sizing in the Pirate Business, Roger decided to jump ship, become a Barista, and open up his own Coffee Corner. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1291 Serving alligator was a mistake, but I think Captain Hook's Diner is here to stay. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1292 Authenticity is our middle name at ye ol' coffee shop. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1293 It's a theme diner. Get used to it. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1294 Arrrr, me thinks the new branding might be a bit off course 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1295 About time somebody put the "aargh" in Barista. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1296 Relax, it's only here til we get a favorable wind. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1297 A soy maté. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1298 What's wrong with a nautical theme? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1299 Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life fer me...Nyuck nyuck nyuck... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1300 Foam? We'll show 'em more foam; throw 'em overboard. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1301 Anyone else want to take a ride to the bottom of the sea? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1302 I think I'm really hooked on this coffee. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1303 Talk to market research. They said coffee drinkers want authenticity. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1304 Employees of the Month get their own parking space. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1305 My Bistro is where the Anchor Drops. Drink up, Ye Maties!! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1306 Okay, anyone else want extra foam on their latte? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1307 Who ordered the anchor with a side of seaweed? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1308 What's that you said about my coffee? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1309 I say it is a sconce and woe to thee if you disagree. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1310 There'll be no callin' Macys the anchor store in this establishment! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1311 Artie, you have to park in the back 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1312 So this is where they drained the swamp 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1313 Who ordered the Double Venti Nonfat Decaf Organic Frappuccino With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Anchor? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1314 What part of "we are a seafood restaurant" don't you understand. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1315 What price ambience? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1316 It's too big to store in Davy Jones' locker! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1317 By the way, I run a tight ship. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1318 They said they needed an anchor store for the mall, so naturally, being a pirate, I thought..., 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1319 Extra-strong latte with iron up! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1320 Ye wanted to werk in the mall's anchor store, didn't ye? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1321 That wasn't my understanding of "anchor store!" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1322 Aye, and that's the tale of how I ended up working in a coffee shop. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1323 But the coffee shop hasn't moved since I installed the anchor, has it? 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1324 My coffee shop is the anchor store around here. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1325 It's a focal point that draws the eye, and contrasts with an otherwise drab utilitarian motif. It stays and that be the end of it, ya scurvy lubbers! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1326 It was more quaint when they just served grog. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1327 There's gonna be a name change, too. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1328 The special today is Pyrites of the Carob-Bean! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1329 Well, look what the Cap'n dragged in... 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1330 Before I opened this shop, I was first mate on the Pequod. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1331 What happened to the pink elephant? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1332 You'll have a half-caf caramel latte macchiato, or I'll be keel haulin' ye. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1333 Aye, we anchored here off the Java coast! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1334 We're trying to show the Health Department that the store is ship shape. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1335 Aarg, they say they be shutting us down without an anchor store 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1336 I've got some anchor management issues, me hearties, arrh! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1337 I intend to stay a while. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1338 Naught but a double espresso will make him go aweigh. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1339 It's because we're the anchor tenant here, and . . . well, it's a long story. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1340 Why can't he just ride a bike to work? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1341 If yeh think that's big lassie, you should she my dinghy. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1342 Yo ho ho and a latte to go. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1343 The Captain was determined to make his the first coffee shop to become an anchor store. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1344 Damn this hook, I hit Anchor instead of Americano! Again! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1345 Th' health inspector said we were in needing of a sink. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1346 The landlord wanted an anchor tenant. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1347 ...But what with the internet and everything I had to find a second gig. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1348 Shall we continue with the nautical theme? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1349 With Macy's closing, we are going to be the last anchor store in the mall! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1350 Bilge water and hardtack with your sandwich? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1351 No! I said "Bring me a Sanka" 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1352 "Apparently he was expecting storm in a teacup". 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1353 It's the only thing Starbucks hasn't done. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1354 Thats one thing Starbucks doesn't have. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1355 Between voyages, this is where I drop anchor. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1356 Who in hell thought up this pirate promotion anyway? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1357 "In today's retail business, we're what you call an 'anchor store'". 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1358 All right mates: Which one of you tinker bell swabs ordered the triple-latte Grande – decaf.? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1359 I won't be leaving my day job any time soon but this is the way I keep the dream alive. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1360 You said you wanted atmosphere. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1361 Puts you in the mood for a little rum cake. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1362 When ye works the register, ye can decide where to drop anchor, matey. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1363 It's my souvenir, I'll store it where I please! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1364 Aye, no Unicorn Frappuccinos here . . . just Sparrow Lattes. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1365 He wants to be the anchor store for the mall 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1366 I don't care how the Pequod's mate runs his coffee shop! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1367 Anchor store. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1368 We really want to be seen as an anchor in the community 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1369 Welcome to Staarrboaarrds. Try our Iced Kelp Latte. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1370 We recovered the anchor at Krakatoa, East of Java. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1371 Just a little insurance in case Trump is wrong about global warming. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1372 It reminds me of my family and why I have to keep working at age 68. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1373 I recall no complaints when it was a chest of pearls and a barrel o' rum. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1374 I was told this was a pro therapy anchor work environment. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1375 Better anchor than trou. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1376 A complimentary triple-cream caramel latte to the first person who spots me ship. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1377 Hook demanded Witness Protection for his anchor, too. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1378 What?, You never seen a coffee maker before? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1379 Sorry, but I'm just not going to let that thing weigh me down anymore. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1380 I could swear that this was "bring your anchor to work day!" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1381 Argh! Anchor's in aweigh. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1382 Arrrgh... what's yer point? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1383 Who ordered the seaweed macchiato? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1384 it's just a fluke 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1385 Because we're the anchor business in this mall, that's why. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1386 Can I pawn it for my breakfast? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1387 I guess his ship has sailed! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1388 Thanks for asking. Its a whale of a tale. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1389 Well, this gives new meaning to an anchor store in this strip mall. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1390 Is this your anchor store? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1391 Welcome to Starrghbucks. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1392 Fresh Fish? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1393 You can pick up your drink at the end of the plank. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1394 Poseidon likes the coffee and that's all I'm going to say. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1395 This coffee tastes salty 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1396 Aye! You can't spell coffee without the sea. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1397 Get over it ... we wanted a nautical theme and the Mermaid was taken... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1398 Boss went overboard on the pirate theme. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1399 No more Carribean Starbucks. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1400 Our decorator nixed the Jolly Roger. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1401 These trends are getting out of hand. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1402 Yeah, I've got anchor issues. Deal with it. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1403 I need a spicy rum & blubber mocha cappuccino. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1404 They're grumbling now, but they'll be singing a different tune when that sea level rises. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1405 Corporate sent it after the mermaid died. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1406 If there's anything to show them that we're not moving, that's it. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1407 ...and I'll bloody keel haul the next landlubber what asks me fer' soy milk! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1408 Quit yer yappin', young scallywags! Ye said ye wanted to be an anchor store! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1409 OK, who's the wiseguy who ordered the Walter Cronkite? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1410 My buddy over here has an anchoring for good coffee. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1411 You're all just a bunch of dead weight! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1412 Stir yer stumps, ye bilge rats - 'Kaitlyn with a K' needs her latte. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1413 After bitter arrrrbitration, that's all I have left after the divorce. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1414 Daughter...son...pet. Everyone else gets to bring [italics]their[end italics] special thing to work! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1415 You'll be here all night if you drink that 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
1416 Arr, where do you think I got the wood to build this place? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1417 Because of automation, I now weigh coffee grounds instead of anchors. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1418 I've been looking for my chief mate, Starbuck. Everyone sent me here. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1419 Ho, ho, ho and a barrel of latte. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1420 No, I said starboard. Star ... Board ... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1421 Certified as 100% not fair-trade coffee. Arrr. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1422 Who here said they'd kill for a cup of coffee? Say aye! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1423 It's what they gave me when I retired from the pirate ship 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1424 I had mine on the rocks. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1425 Good mooring to you too. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1426 Be patient, this is all new to her, too.. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1427 Don't worry. It's fresh. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1428 Hey, no dropping anchor in the coffee line - keep it moving matey! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1429 Venti anchor, no sea foam. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1430 My wife needed the car. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1431 I know how it is. I was once in a boy band, myself. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1432 It sparks joy. Next! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1433 Steady Mates,It's working, we got their minds off Starbucks. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1434 Someone in a billy goat suit left it here after last year's Army-Navy game. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1435 Because this is the anchor store in this mall! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1436 Mind if I just leave it here for a minute? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1437 I forgot me bike lock. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1438 You should feel lucky - my ex got the ship. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1439 I told them I was looking for a place to drop anchor. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1440 I never thought the anchor store at this Mall would be a coffee shop. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1441 I scuttled my boat so Peter Pan can't find me. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1442 Every new chain needs an anchor store. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1443 Arrgh, welcome to Blackbean's cafe. Our specials this morning are our seaweed-strained cold-brew or a cup of hot bubbling froth. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1444 Well excuse me for trying to create a new motif 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1445 Where's the rest of it? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1446 Relax; it's only until my divorce is finalized. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1447 Who invited your wife? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1448 It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1449 It's to remind me that my ship's come in. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1450 Arg...ye're actin' like ye've never seen an anchor before! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1451 Did someone say decaf? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1452 The more committed you are to decorative theme, the better the coffee 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1453 It's called 'ambiance,' ya landlubber. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1454 This is the restaurant chain's anchor location. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1455 Who ordered the walk-the-plank steak? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1456 Alternate side parking's suspended today. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1457 This mall needs and anchor store! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1458 Missed the May 21 deadline for the last cartoon, but will send a caption anyhow. I live in Vancouver, BC and didn't even receive that issue until today! Caption: I told you the crumb cake was too crumby! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1459 It is there to remind me not to pick my nose! 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
1460 Who ordered the sea salt caramel latte? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1461 The next one that compares my artisan coffee with krill squeezings will get a free ride on my pointy assistant! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1462 No self-respecting captain wants to run a ground coffee shop. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1463 It's the buccaneer to barista program . . . I'm still working through some baggage. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1464 Aye, she held us tight as free wifi and unlimited refills. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1465 Anchors au laid! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1466 Do you want any booty with your latte? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1467 Well, some dudes have a ball and chain. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1468 So, anyone gonna complain about my cookin'? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1469 She stays. I'll not set sale nor run a ground without 'er. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1470 Just a little souvenir from mi days walkin' the plank! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1471 We're an anchor store mateys. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1472 That there anchor is the only bit of evidence left from the hit and run that sank me ship. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1473 On eBay, that's where. The seller said it was a mermaid. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1474 No, don't worry. We have no plans to move any time soon! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1475 It got him a discount on his flood insurance. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1476 He said he needed a job where he could be incognito 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1477 Why thar be me anchor, of course. Now can I hook ye up wi' a coffee or not? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1478 So he says to me, 'Drop your anchor here for spell.' So I did. You got any problems with that? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1479 That's for here or onshore? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1480 Don't complain about the weight. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1481 And why exactly should I be the only one to froth? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1482 It's collateral! a skinny double cappuccino please! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1483 Bottoms up, lads. Heh heh. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1484 Aye, she's there as a ballast for all the caffeine." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1485 So, you were expecting maybe Johnny Depp? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1486 Now that's what I call arrrrrrr-t! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1487 It's my emotional support anchor, it keeps me grounded. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1488 Aargh, matey, it be called "ambiance." 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1489 "I'm sorry Sir. The sign "Anchorage Quick Service" is because we are in Alaska". 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1490 It's anchors aweigh at the end of my shift! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1491 It's the elephant in the room, but without the poop. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1492 If you can eat the whole thing your meal is free... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1493 Hook never misses "Bring Your Child to Work Day." 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1494 Don't like it? I have a plank you can walk on. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1495 No lip ye bilge rats, or ye Starbuckaneers be quartering’ with Davy Jones! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1496 He spelled my name Sarrra. It's Sarah with an H. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1497 "Who be the fowl-lubber who parked in me 'Pirates with Disabilities' space"? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1498 Wifi code is barrrista. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1499 You complain now, but soon you'll be hooked on it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1500 Next time try sailing with a smaller anchor. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1501 Arrrgh, you may have an iron deficiency, but only one lick per cup. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1502 Looks like we're out of whale. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1503 Another missive from God, the Devil, and the Deep Blue Sea. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1504 We stay right here until me grog is hot. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1505 Listen young lassie, your try juggling Sea Captain and Barista jobs. Arrr! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1506 Got rum? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1507 I said "arrghhh!" and "avast!" you idiot, not "large demitasse" 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1508 Ahoy mateys! Who wants to try me famous whale blubber hash!! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1509 Yes, the anchor cappuccino is better and more difficult to make than the unicorn cappuccino. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1510 Yeah, but my clipper has a smaller carbon footprint than your hybrid. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1511 From now on, Coffee Aaargh Us! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1512 I tried. I told the Cap'n saying no to drugs programs didn't work under Reagan either. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1513 It makes our seafood platter seem authentic 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1514 We kept our landline. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1515 Full steamed milk ahead! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1516 Bill, your non-fat, no-whip, sugar-free, caffeine-free, extra hot, triple shot venti mocha with a side anchor is ready. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1517 That'll be 'market' for the Fisherman's Catch. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1518 Ahoy, no scallywag be plunderin my restroom key! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1519 I was your age when I started working here to get my own ship. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1520 Cuz that's how we've always done it, that's why. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1521 No, you can't have that to go. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1522 Arrgh....what are y'all looking at! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1523 A normal paperweight would have worked too 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1524 "The Wi-Fi password is Thar-She-Blows". 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1525 Moment before the mutiny at Run-A-Ground's 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1526 These themed frappuccinos are getting out of hand... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1527 I'll stir the seaweed into your java with me hook. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1528 This is going to be the anchor store one way or another. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1529 Star of the Seabucks 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1530 Who's the scurvy dog that put a lead dubloon in the register? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1531 ... and the scurvy landlords still claim we be not the anchor tenant. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1532 Stop calling me that. Do you see any barnacles on me anchor? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1533 No,it's not an anchor,it's a carnival ride for to little people lesbians,but that's political o.k.Now do you want soup,or salad? 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
1534 It's just something I had hanging around. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1535 This place may have a hook, but I've got me own. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1536 My sole memento after I lost my ship, pension and retirement benefits in the hostile takeover. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1537 I predicted this when Macy's left the mall. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1538 Yes, but the Ishmael Fish and Chips are fantastic. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1539 Let me have a BLT to go and a Rusty Nail for my anchor. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1540 Yes, he gave up a life at sea, but he's anchored to his job. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1541 Who knew that the seaweed coffee would be such a big seller? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1542 "Franchise," you said. "Anchor store," you said. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1543 Welcome to Anchor Tenant Coffee. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1544 One latte with a shot across the bow 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1545 Ye start an anchorrr company from the bottom, up, do you not? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1546 The macchiato comes with extra seaweed. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1547 Sails are down. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1548 Its perfectly legal for me to have it with me sir-its me comfort anchor 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1549 My apologies for any inconvenience due to the sudden change of management of this establishment. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1550 Listen up! The special tonight is white whale with, caviar, cappers and sea wed dressing. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1551 The anchor? It reminds me when barista be a perilous calling. The hook? It's not real, I be a hipster. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1552 I hope they didn't order it to go. 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
1553 Does anyone have a problem with the coffee machine? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1554 Not all pirates sail the seven seas. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1555 Aye, Kevin, there's another storm brewing faster than you. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1556 Who dropped anchor here? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1557 Argh...Don't mind me anchor, it will be aweigh soon, Matey. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1558 Rats, that's the third computer keyboard I've ruined. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1559 When me flagship ran agrounds, I ended up in this chain. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1560 Aaarh, the mall was looking for an anchor tenant, I obliged. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1561 A grande latte with 3 pumps of arrrgh, please! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1562 It helps me feel anchored. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1563 Jones! Jones! Come on, Davey, damn it, your "to go" order's ready. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1564 I heard the new mall needed an anchor. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1565 No daycare spaces available, arrrr. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1566 What new wave won't Starbucks ride? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1567 I'll be rid of it when ye stop calling me a baaarrrrista. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1568 Matey, I meant anchors away, not anchors aweigh. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1569 I'm hooked on your seafood. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1570 I don't know how you got it in but I want to see how you are going to get it out. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1571 I'll take a donut for my Labrador retriever tied up outside. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1572 It’s just regular coffee, but it sells better if you call it Catchuccino. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1573 I think it's a charming addition. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1574 If I can't bring me' work home, I'll bring me' home to work, matey! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1575 Hey, we all need to feel anchored to something. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1576 Excuse me ma'am - d'ya mind if I drop my anchor in yer lagoon? Yar! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1577 Have you tried the White Whale? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1578 Ahoy mateys, someone's left their dongle at the counter. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1579 The anchor store at the mall shut down and left it to us. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1580 Who knew you needed a tetanus shot just to eat here? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1581 It's a great way to describe their buns. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1582 Welcome to Arrbucks. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1583 Aye, mates, think her anchor's big, you should see the booty! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1584 For the last time, nothing here is "free trade." 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1585 'cuz it ties th' room together, 'at's why, mate. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1586 Where's the rest of my ship? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1587 It's me anchor baby. Ye got a problem with that? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1588 I know it's smelly, but outplacement's therapist said I should take a memento. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1589 Remember: the doubloons won't fit in the drawer and the parrot stays outside. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1590 Low tide Hour!Two rum mochas for the price of one. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1591 One small, one grande, and a double-venti for Jeremy. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1592 Our pen disappeared but we still have the anchor. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1593 Yarr, the Agent told me I was here for phishing. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1594 Sorry but a Tattoo just doesn't compare!! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1595 We may not be the mall's big "anchor store," but... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1596 We tried to fire him but then he claimed a disability. Now we pretend that he's into cosplay just to normalize this whole experience. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1597 Well, this is the anchor store in this mall. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1598 Taking your gold for 20 years with no plans to move on 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1599 Who ordered the Anchor Steam? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1600 If we open another coffee house in our Nantucket market, we have to name after you, Starbuck! Aye, aye! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1601 Coat check costs too much. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1602 We're going for a more authentic vibe at Starbucks now. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1603 Without it, I fear my shop might float away. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1604 Arrh, I went a-pillagin' and all I got was this lousy anchor! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1605 Aye, whilst the anchor be nigh, I'll hear no sigh, lest rancor doth spire the patrons to fly. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1606 They ran out of gold watches. Get over it. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1607 He must be new, everybody either gets fired or a hook within six months! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1608 'Cause I want to be ready if thar's a flood! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1609 That's for the tempest in the tea pot. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1610 Of course it's in the weigh ya scurvy landlubbers. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1611 We have a Blue Plate Special on the fish today. And tomorrow. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1612 Who ordered the Tall, Non-Fat Latte With Caramel Drizzle And An Anchor? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1613 Are you saying my tenuous anchor to reality has no place here? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1614 Anchor management has been my problem for years. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1615 With all the change going on around here, I'm glad this place isn't going anywhere. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1616 Aaargh! It be a metaphor for the burden government regulations place on small businesses! For sure, my wife wanted it out of the apartment, too! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1617 the person who drew this has never seen an anchor. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1618 Alright...so me wife kicked me out of the apartment last night! I'll move the bloody thing tomorrow! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1619 That's two cups of Cap'n Hook's Anchors Away coffee, matte, in our Bristol Cups! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1620 You should see me BEFORE I've had my coffee. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1621 Who ate the parrot? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1622 She still only gets 30 minutes of WiFi. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1623 Pirate of the coffee bean. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1624 Methinks it belongs to Kevin. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1625 Aye, maties, no trade holds a candle to seafarin' barista. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1626 Another round, Matey's! "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1627 Captain, it looks like you've gained a little weight. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1628 It only smells for awhile. You'll get used to it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1629 The Missus wanted me to retire and put down an anchor- so that's what I did. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1630 Arrr, the privy key be only for them what's earn it! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1631 Our "extra strong" coffee floats this. Be warned. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1632 Ok, for the next "bring your best pal to work day" I'll bring the parrot instead 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1633 He's hung over. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1634 Oh, stop ye whingin'. We be gone when me ship come in! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1635 I don't want me anchor pilfered while I be at work. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1636 They were looking for a hook. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1637 I guess the anchor belongs to captain hook at the register. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1638 Yeah, a dead weight -- orders one cup of coffee and then drags us down all day. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1639 It's here under court order. I was sentenced to 6 months anchor management. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1640 No one said anything to Starbuck when he brought that mermaid in here! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1641 Yes, im the soup pirate ,No that's not a 1 ton anchor,it's a 3ton anchor,no soup for you, Next! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1642 Must be that crazy Long John Silver dropping in for his extra-large regular. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1643 Ye only said I couldn't bring me bicycle in here! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1644 Yeah, Josh is a PhD in Enlightenment philosophy, Melanie's a Juilliard-trained opera singer and I've got a Masters in Fine Arrrrrrrghs 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1645 It's a symbol of my commitment to the neighborhood. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1646 I heard this mall needed an anchor store. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1647 Starbuck! Your latte is up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1648 I don't think they meant for us to take the advice to "anchor our franchise to the local community" so seriously. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1649 "Put that anchor aweigh". "Add fresh kelp to the menu". 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1650 Arghh, it's a new cold brew popular with the Millennials called Anchor Steam. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1651 His crew mutinied — they preferred tea. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1652 It's called Ebay for a reason lad...and that's where I pulled this anchor from. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1653 You need more handicapped mooring spaces out there. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1654 It's my therapy anchor. Any questions? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1655 You scurvy dogs, this is a pirate bar called 'Anchor Steam,' not a millennial hangout called 'Coffee Steam.' To the plank with all you you! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1656 Grande anchor with half-seaweed, half kelp, no-rust for Bluebeard. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1657 I suggest you don't complain about the price of coffee in this place Honey!!!!! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1658 When I get stressed out, it helps me keep things in perspective. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1659 Okay, who doesn't understand the meaning of 'anchor's away'? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1660 You can make me a barista but you cannot take the high seas out of me. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1661 I know, I know. I need to work on my anchor management issues. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1662 Ye wanted more sea farin' ambiance – aye – now ye got it! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1663 Do not complain, it comes with the hook. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1664 If you don't like it, there's the plank! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1665 Stop bleeding on it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1666 Only a fool would set sale on a new enterprise without a spare anchor. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1667 You don't have to like it, but you have to respect it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1668 Interested in joining our Frequent Traveler Program? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1669 An old sailor never completely retires 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1670 I may have lost me ship and me hand, but I will not lose the next sale. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1671 We're out o' the Deep Dark Sea Blend. Try the Buccaneer's Roast. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1672 I don' care a lick if t'is bothering yer wifi. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1673 Seaweed latte, please. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1674 Who let that w-anchor in here? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1675 It actually came with the place. Cost too much to move the damned thing, so I went with the aesthetic. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1676 Good source of iron. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1677 Time to keelhaul that bilge-sucking Starbuck. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1678 Some scoundrel bartered his dinner bill, Mates. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1679 When you're Shift Captain then you can decide where to drop anchor! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1680 We make a whale of a good coffee here. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1681 Tall seaweed latte for Bob! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1682 Well, they are the 'Anchor Tenant'. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1683 Anchors away, my boys! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1684 Who took the restroom key from the anchor. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1685 It doesn't stop them from the second cup,dose it! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1686 All our brews be organic, free o' gluten and have zero trans-fats. But th' one on the left might have a little rust. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1687 It is a necklace for the nasty skanks who keep sticking gum under the tables. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1688 I think Moby Dick needs more caffeine 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1689 I had no place else to put it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1690 It was a memento from the crew of the Jolly Roger. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1691 A keepsake sent from me ole shipmate Jim Hawkins, it is. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1692 Where I drop anchor is me home. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1693 Our beans are pirate sourced. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1694 What's the holdup? 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
1695 I think it's because the Jolly Roger sunk near Java. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1696 I'm not going anywhere. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1697 If you like my wall anchor, you're gonna love my cappuccino! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1698 The anchor had no sense of contemporary loitering etiquette. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1699 Starbucks? Why, Starbucks is my first mate. What Starbucks do you mean? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1700 There'll be no more cultural appropriation in this Starbucks. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1701 That's what my Prom date said. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1702 Deal with it, mates! The mall needed anchor tenants. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1703 I'd say it's a real statement piece. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1704 Any landlubber what orders a hamburger gets a one-way cruise to Davy Jones' Locker! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1705 Leave it! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1706 Me anchor is Grande. That just be a big cup. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1707 Anchors away? Blimey who said that? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1708 Oh aye, it all be fair trade. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1709 ...from that day forward Geoffrey's flashbacks became increasingly vivid. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1710 Is that organically sourced? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1711 I said I had a hankering! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1712 Obsessed with jealousy & revenge, Captain Ahab returns from his watery grave to intimidate the store's founder into re-naming the coffee-chain...Ahabs 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1713 No, we don't have room for cream. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1714 Just in case. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1715 The company's insurance covered pre-existing conditions. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1716 Yea, it's me Angkor.....so Wat? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1717 What we have here is a failure to lift all boats. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1718 Ok, I get the message. But no, I don’t do hookups. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1719 You think artisanal chum grows on trees? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1720 That's me Anchor Baby. I calls her Elspeth. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1721 Like you had a better idea for Fleet Week? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1722 After the unicorn fad, a pirate theme can't be too far behind. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1723 By Hell's bells, if I want to hang all of you from the track lighting to give this place some atmosphere, that's just what I'll do! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1724 Fishburger, fishburger, fishburger! No cheeseburger, just fishburger! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1725 They said they wanted heavy metal! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1726 You weren't kidding about your hankering for anchoring. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1727 One more word about Starbucks and you'll be sent to Davey Jones' Locker. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1728 Lose the anchor. What good is a conversation piece that renders patrons speechless? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1729 My wife wont let me keep it at home. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1730 Aye! I be the Anchor tenant! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1731 Aarrr marketing department demanded a Hook, line, and sinker. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1732 One tall grog macchiato? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1733 Holy ship! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1734 You wanted yer kelp lattes. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1735 We use only fair-raided coffee beans. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1736 Arggg, no free refills. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1737 I sense a mutiny a brewin'. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1738 order up! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1739 Tell him we need something more specific than “matey” written on the cups. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1740 I've decided to drop anchor here. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1741 Hard to believe, but they say it's his blankie. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1742 Aaaarrrrgggghhhh me matey...she looked a mite smaller on ye olde ebay listing. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1743 "Aye, Ahab gave up his spear. But no one touches my anchor." Starbuck after washing ashore and finding work at a Nantucket coffee shop 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1744 Arg! I dropped anchor on that scurvy mermaid. 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
1745 Alright folks! Which one of you jokers ordered the Blood of an Irishman? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1746 What? You've never seen an anchor before? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1747 I was parked in a tow away zone. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1748 This is our company's flagship restaurant, if you must know. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1749 Customers aweigh! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1750 One more complaint about this anchor and you're all gonna walk the plank. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1751 She left a note, too: 'Hope this shivers your timbers.' 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1752 I used to like this place.................before Capt'n Hook and his dumb anchor ! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1753 Arr, me hearties, ye should see the one that got 'aweigh.' 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1754 I will NOT put it that anchor away! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1755 You are the senior intern, you tell him he is fired 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1756 And a Davy Jones special for me friend, arrrgh! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1757 It's anchor aweigh, not anchor away. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1758 For the last time, anchor with seaweed to go? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1759 Cortado! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1760 Ahoy, while the seas are full of adventure they don't come with benefits. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1761 Whoever ordered the Sea Captain's Special--- IT'S READY! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1762 Ask for cream or sugar and that's what you get. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1763 One grande double skim machiato to anchor. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1764 I left the ship outside. It wouldn't fit through the door. 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
1765 One yo ho ho mocha grande. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1766 She won't get aweigh this time! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1767 No, "Pan-fried catfish" is NOT some kind of sick joke. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1768 Get this straight, I'm here to stay! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1769 The Prius is in the shop. Get over it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1770 Pirated from Starbucks 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1771 The boss says ignore the anchor but if he sings ho ho ho and a bottle of rum one more time, we can call for Peter Pan. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1772 Anchors away my ass, you swabby's need a stiff cup of joe ! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1773 Pull the anchor on a triple, scuttle the whip and pass it port side. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1774 Avast, ye hipster, lest ye get hooked like ya' cap'n! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1775 When I say "Drop anchor", I mean it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1776 And I expect you hipsters to appreciate the ambience. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1777 Do you have anything smaller than a piece of eight? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1778 We're fresh off the boat. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1779 My wife thought it was too realistic for the fishbowl 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1780 Ya gotta have a hook. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1781 Shortly thereafter, despite previously working with the Head Cashier, Anchor was deemed to be a burden to the organization, and was dropped. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1782 I call it "The-I-arrived-too-late-to-save-Jimmy-Hoffa" anchor. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1783 Aye ye be right matey, it's not coffee but it'll do ye better in a nor'easter! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1784 'Tis it the Fair Trade coffee you'll be wanting, Mr. Ahab? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1785 Henceforth, this shoppe is "Ahab's" not "Starbucks!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1786 C'mon Mateys, never lose ye moorin's! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1787 And I'm not your "matey," no matter how things look. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1788 Quit yer griping. Most employees want to work at the anchor store! 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
1789 It gives me comfort in my new career to carry a memento of my past. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1790 You know, I didn't always do this. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1791 Welcome to Ran Aground Coffee Shoppe. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
1792 The cashier says it's just a metaphor for the millennial's future. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1793 I hear they still ship their beans the old-fashioned way. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1794 Shiver me bones, don't bust my scones. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1795 Anchors latte! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1796 My parrot says, 'authenticity sells.' 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1797 We are hoping to get everyone hooked on the dark roast. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1798 Aye, we were first choice to anchor this strip mall. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1799 thats me wife 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1800 Would you like demi, tall, grande or Caribbean Sea? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1801 I hate those Seafood Restaurant Chains, they'll bag anything and fry it and call it "Surf" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1802 They told the mall developer that he needed an anchor store. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
1803 Yo ho ho and a cafe latte to go. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1804 Just tell me where Mr. Starbuck is and I'll be out your hair. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
1805 Well, you have your emotional support animal?! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1806 Arr, it's me therapy anchor. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1807 It's the only thing that keeps me anchored to reality! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1808 That'll show that scurvy dog of a landlord who the anchor tenant REALLY is. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1809 Arrr, "MORE" coffee. I'll be thankin ya for speaking more clearly in the future! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1810 Excuse me, I think I left something behind the last time I was in. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1811 I have an auditon this afternoon. You got a problem with that? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1812 I said "A soy, matey!" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1813 Arr, nobody is regretting Bring Your Anchor to Work Day more than I. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1814 Anyone Got a Problem ? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1815 Welcome to my franchise of the "Jolly Cup of Joe" Drink hearty my cash cows! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1816 I hate it when Peter Pan stops by 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1817 told you bitch that ain't mine 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1818 Arrrgh, another aye phone order comin' right up me pretties. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1819 When pirates retire too soon... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1820 My first choice was my parrot, but health codes objected. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1821 My wife says "does this make me look fat?" I says "No ... it makes you look like a goddamned anchor!" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1822 I said "Ahoy Matey" and I got "a soy latte." 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1823 Can it, Irv! At least the new guy shows up and keeps his mouth shut! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
1824 O.K., so who ordered a Rusty Nail? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1825 No, this is Starrrbucks, that gift card isn't valid here. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
1826 Aye, this pirate theme be weighing us down. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
1827 Subtle! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
1828 That's the LAST time somebody lectures me on Fair Trade. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
1829 One low fat cinnamon cappuccino with a shot of blubber please. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
1830 The one I haven't tried yet is the blubber latte 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
1831 Theres no place like home. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
1832 You're making me move? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1833 Don't worry. I'll take it home with me when I go back to my ship. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1834 She was once owned by Juan Vladez she was. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1835 Anyone looking for a quick hook up? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1836 farm-to-table out, ocean-to-table in. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1837 Ya matey, this is our anchor store, what about it? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1838 Don't make me throw my weight around. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1839 I guess you'd call it "Yarrrgh"-to-table? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1840 You there, with an eye-patch: your tall seaweed gluten-free latte coming up! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1841 She comes here every day. Doesn't seem ready to settle down yet. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1842 Listen, that mermaid from Starbucks told me this was a good place to work, and I believed her. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1843 nope 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1844 $12.36 includes the $3.00 add-on for me stirring it with my hook. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1845 You want to be the sixteenth man on the dead man's chest? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1846 Mind if I post some 'Lost Ship' pictures? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1847 The demon caffeine's had its hooks in me ever since. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1848 Blubbercino for Joe!? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1849 When need to remember to close the backdoor when the tide comes in. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1850 Let's call it, "Ahoy Latte". 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1851 Yeah, instead of a 401k. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1852 Argh. it be time to rub the anchor on the ole girl 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1853 So then I said, 'Siri please hire a banker and someone who can cook'... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1854 Going as fast as we can. Sorry about the weight. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1855 Mind the barnacles, damn ye! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1856 And I say the vitamin sea boost will catch on, Heather. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1857 Today's Special: "scone with seasalt" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1858 Looks like the hook and sinker are here. Let's find the line. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1859 Wheres ever I sinks me anchor is home! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1860 They did promise employee parking. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1861 Simply saying ‘anchors away’ doesn’t necessarily make it so. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1862 Squid latte for Sarah 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1863 Which one of you mateys ordered the island surprise? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1864 I don't care how they do it at Starrrrrrbucks! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1865 Who's the wiseguy that ordered the steak? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1866 We are all on the same boat, I'm so glad we have a captain controlling the finances ! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1867 I said Davy Jones needs a latte, not empty Davy Jones locker. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1868 The caffeine will keep you up but the anchor will hold you down. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1869 The invitation said, dress casually, not casualty. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1870 I anchor this baby here for job security aye 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1871 Aye. It's bring-your-anchor-to-work day. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1872 Ahoy, mates: non-tipper aboard. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1873 I just wanted to put down some roots, ok? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1874 Aargh, it's a memorrrial to the last customer who asked for a frrree rrrefill! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1875 Arrrrrr, keeps us grounded after too many coffee breaks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1876 Would you like that 'shiver me timbers' or 'fire in the hole'? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1877 We have two other places, but this is arrrr anchor location. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1878 Aye, Lowtide Blend is a potent smelling brew. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1879 Avast Ye! Davey Jones Spiced Rum Latte and Dogsbody Trifle up! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1880 If you think that's weird you should see the size of the coffee cups on his boat. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1881 Who ordered the "White Whale" latte? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1882 Aargh, gimme a happy meal and two halibut 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1883 This is a really lame Titanic-themed restaurant. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1884 I asked if I could drop anchor here 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1885 Just saying....not a bad Yelp review since I brought it in. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1886 It's crew kept saying, 'Fee fi fo fum...'. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1887 Captain Ahab is in the whales room. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1888 Piracy used not weigh me down as much as these days of greater regulatory activity. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1889 Anchor Steam latte is up. Ahab. Ahab? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1890 Out fish is fresh! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1891 I need a large latte, extra sea foam! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1892 One Great White, light & sweet! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1893 Working in an anchor store gets under me craw. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1894 A genuine Pirate of the Caribbean Coffee Bean. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1895 Rum Latte orders are way up this week. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1896 Sink or Swim they said.....geez it's just coffee 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1897 Aye matey, a good anchor grounds you in reality 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1898 Today's special is the seafood splatter. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1899 It's called "Moor Coffee"! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1900 and just when I thought I was a gonner- this anchor came plunging down right on top of the gator and saved my life. IT STAYS! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1901 The key to the bathroom be on ye left. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1902 Aye! I keep her close... ...to remind me that I'm married mate! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1903 'They're all hooked on the ARRRibica blend here' 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1904 If you must know, the shipyard gave me a good price on it. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1905 I said starboard - not Starbucks! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1906 So that's why this cafe is called 'Anchor Au Lait.' 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1907 It's kind of a briny roast. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1908 This is what happens when you privateer a small business. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1909 Everyday life weighing you down sea the bright side of life. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1910 Have yer got a lost and found? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1911 If anyone calls for me, I'm aweigh. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1912 And I thought the promotion for the unicorn frappucino was over the top. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1913 It reminds me of the Pequod. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1914 Large frappuccino for Davy Jones. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1915 Johnson, it's not the anchor, it's the hook. The keys are too crowded. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1916 Wow, he really made it his own restaurant. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1917 I'm the new anchor tenant. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1918 Arr, that be a triple, venti, half sweet, non-fat, caramel macchiato ... will you be wanting seaweed with that? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1919 Which of Ye Hardees ordered the anchor macchiato? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1920 We only serve burnt coffee here. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1921 My P.O. told me to have something 'memorable ' at work! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1922 He said if Starbuck from Moby Dick could do it, how hard could it be? Also, they're out of stirs. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1923 It's the last of the seaweed for their green algae cappuccino. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1924 What kind of pirate would I be if this wasn't a hostile takeover? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1925 You never know when. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1926 This isn't Staaarrr-bucks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1927 I've just been feeling so moored to my job lately. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1928 I want my 'Shiver Me Timbers' grande and hot! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1929 That's it--no more coffee. From now on it's rum, whiskey or grog. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1930 The special is Seaweed Spice. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1931 An' who's not waitin' fer their ship to come in? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1932 Avast ye scurvy ventis. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1933 Slubberdegullions! I kept telling the Captain, Its anchors aweigh, not anchors in the way! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1934 Who ordered the cappuccino and moor? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1935 Always best to be the anchor tenant. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1936 That's a filthy bathroom key 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1937 Looks like he plans to stay for a while. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1938 As soon as we mention the free coffee, every customer is hooked. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1939 This anchor store is harder than I thought it would be to get off the ground. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1940 Our sales have been sinking ever since we got this. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1941 Say the word "venti" in here and see what happens 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1942 Definite career change. This guy's staying. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1943 Aye mate, it were a yuuuuge wave. Just tremendous. Tremendous. I fought it bigly and won, of course. Do you like my souvenir?? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1944 Aye matey, we're the anchor tenant. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1945 We always thought it belonged back here in Nantucket 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1946 He says it's momento from a former career 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1947 Since when does being a pirate help with making an espresso? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1948 It was payment for the first meal I served. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1949 Aarrrr, this anchorista idea deserves the plank. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1950 One large iced, sugar-free, vanilla soy milk latte with extra yo-ho-ho-foam. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1951 I hate corpirate takeover day! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1952 Where do you think they'll put the plank? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1953 Its a touch of arrrrbeeance! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1954 It's better than his leg. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1955 The fish is as fresh as it gets. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1956 We're all just one latte away from sinking. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1957 The decorator thought we could go with a nautical theme. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1958 The anchor's aweigh of advertising Hooks Coffee Shop. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1959 Anybody up for a wee bit of Rum in your Expresso? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1960 Hoist ye frother! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1961 Yaargh Carol...When you can stop my ship, then maybe you can be employee of the month. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1962 Yes, yes, yes. I'm still looking for it. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1963 YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN THE ARCTIC MELTS. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1964 It's my anchor, baby! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1965 Which one of you scallywags ordered the Capitano Grandé? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1966 Oh. I picked that up in Singapore. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1967 Yup! It's an anchor, baby! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1968 I went down with my ship and now she's a Starbucks. Live with it. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1969 Until the anchor's aweigh, it stays! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1970 Hook , line and sinker. Best donuts in town. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1971 Hey, anchor away, please! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
1972 I think we're going to need a bigger boat! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
1973 Just how long are you planning to stay? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1974 I'm gonna be here for awhile. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1975 I guess I just got addicted after we raided Java. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1976 Venti machiatto for Bluebeard. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1977 No Unicorn Frappuccino, just coffee. This is an anchor store. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1978 black or regular? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
1979 Local artist? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
1980 "You, in the 'puffy-shirt', your pirate-pretzel and latte special is ready"! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
1981 You won't think it's so weird when we have rising seal levels! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
1982 Arrrgh! She's the thing that's been keepin' me here all these years!" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
1983 Latte for Ankher. Anghor? Anger? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
1984 Non-stop diner 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
1985 What... It reminds me of the good 'ol days. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
1986 Ye might wish to call a repairman fer yar revolvin' door. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
1987 First they steal my bike... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
1988 When you said it was called The Anchorman Cafe I was sorta expecting more Ron Burgundy and less Captain Hook. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
1989 I gives ye fresh from the sea, so stop yer bellyaching. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
1990 Take the seaweed from the anchor for the new sea infused Frappuccino! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
1991 That's not the point, Artie, it's just some random fluke, get over it. Me point is, this stinking job is going NOwhere. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
1992 Someone should have explained what an "anchor store" was before I brought it in here! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
1993 You just brew up the java - I'll make 'em pay dearly fer it! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
1994 It's me "Service Anchor", Mateys 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
1995 Anchor Away! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
1996 Argh! Since the reviews of the latest Pirates of Caribbean came out, this is the only work old Betsy and I can get. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
1997 Even here he runs a tight ship. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
1998 He speaks softly but carries a big anchor. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
1999 Yes, the anchor is fair trade. I traded all my booty for it. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2000 Arrr, you blighters, what's a flagship without an anchor? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2001 We call it historic realism: the anchor, the hook and everything else. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2002 What do you mean, it's the rest room key? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2003 I'll leave once I gather enough booty for the rest of the ship. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2004 For the last time mates! Order 'starboard,' Pick-up 'port' side! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2005 That is his security blanket 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2006 Business is adrift. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2007 Tips ahoy ! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2008 I heard of having an anchor store----but this tops them all! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2009 I'm an anchor baby, that proves it! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2010 Make it fast and tasty or I'll give you the hook 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2011 The company misunderstood, I ordered a wall anchor not a tall anchor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2012 I know it's overkill. The wi-fi signal alone is enough to keep me here awhile. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2013 I hope they're going to throw us back. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2014 Soy milk? I'll give you bloody soy milk! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2015 Damn airship. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2016 It means we're stayin, because I'm hooked. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2017 Nah, this is the Anchor Inn, Starbucks is down the block. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2018 Anchors aweigh! Guess the weight and win a free squid's eye sandwich. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2019 These hipster themed restaurants are going overboard. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2020 Welcome to Captain Jack's Giant Anchor Faux Pirate Straight Outta Tampa Cafe. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2021 Well, my parrot was vetoed by the Board of Health. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2022 It's the price of being the anchor store in this mall. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2023 Of course he'll be employee of the month again. He never leaves the place! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2024 Hipsters have really jumped the shark. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2025 It's a whale of a price I charge, my lad, a whale of a price or two. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2026 I don't know why this job keep weighing on me! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2027 Hold things down while I take my break. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2028 Elephant in the room? That's an anchor! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2029 ARRRRGH you trying to give a free refill? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2030 It may surprise you to learn I don't honor arm's length agreements 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2031 Who ordered an anchor, to go? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2032 Your Grog Frappaccino is ready. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2033 It's all I got in the divorce settlement. That dang Captain Jack Sparrow just sets an unrealistic standard for your everyday pirate to live up to. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2034 I guess this's what developers call an anchor tenant. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2035 Anyone got a problem with nautical motifs? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2036 The anchor emphasizes my hook motif. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2037 I think you're taking the hipster sense of decoration a bit far. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2038 Where's the closest Antiques Roadshow??? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2039 My guess is, a new flavor- rum something. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2040 Small nonfat unsweetened cocoanut milk latte in a large cup, no foam, double shot, half caf/half decaf, no lid, and an anchor to go! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2041 Shut your whinning matey, just move it if it's in your way! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2042 Aaaargh,' let 'em pay $15 for an Anchorchino! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2043 We have a special on fish. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2044 I never touch a drop 'til I drop anchor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2045 It's today's catch. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2046 yes it's true me hearties , I use to be an anchor man 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2047 Ayyyyye - that's right, matey. My emotional support anchor it be. Now git swabbin' the counter. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2048 It's a Rodgers not a Danforth, mateys. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2049 ..and as I pass his coffee to him he says, 'That's not a hook, THIS is a hook!' 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2050 He ordered the Deadliest Catchuccino. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2051 Arrr....because this be me anchor store. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2052 I am anchoring for some Coffee 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2053 Yes, we ARRRRR the Anchor Tenant. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2054 86 the special! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2055 I sold everything else on eBay. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2056 And what do you expect me to do with it ? They don't validate ships around here ! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2057 You can try saying "anchors away" but it didn't work for me lads. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2058 I'll weight. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2059 Well, your sign said you'd validate my parking! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2060 I'm FINE, just adjusting to the new day job. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2061 Ay, if ye don't like my new Anchor Cafe, ye can head over to the Dry Dock cafe down the block! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2062 Okay, everybody! Time for another chorus of "Anchors Aweigh!" 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2063 And you all thought I wouldn't be able to hold down a real job. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2064 And this is the thanks I get for covering Jill's shift. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2065 Arrrrrre you or arrrrrre you not gonna have some coffee? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2066 Who knew that being the anchor store would be such a pain in the arse! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2067 The Captain had a hard time adjusting to his new life. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2068 I don't have a problem dropping anchor har because yar have da best lattes. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2069 I said to get a news anchor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2070 Would you like a chopped Peter Pan panini with your espresso? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2071 Aarrgh me hearties. The service may be slow but our coffee be so good, t'is worth the weight. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2072 Welcome to Yarrrrrrrrrrbucks. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2073 There's a new game in town. Better get used to it. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2074 That's why he calls this place Starboats? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2075 Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2076 Keeping the saltwater out of the crema, now that's the secret, matey! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2077 So is this why they call this place Encore Coffee House? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2078 That's Cap'n Chino to you! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2079 First he threw his overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder, and now this! Queeg's gone off the deep end again. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2080 Who ordered the takeout special? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2081 I took it when a ship's captain couldn't pay his tab. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2082 Is there a docker in the room? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2083 I heard anchor stores have their mall rent heavily discounted. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2084 Buccaneer coffee...maybe too authentic? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2085 Aye, my therapist calls that me transitional object. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2086 You gotta love Captain Monsanto keeps anchoring for that pot of gold while our ship is sinking. P.S. Did you order the GMO coffee with an extra splash of roundup and MSG? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2087 I told you we don't do "To Go" orders here, anymore. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2088 Parking's costing me all me tips! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2089 Hey Starbuck, Captain wants an expresso. Hey Starbuck, swab the anchor. Tell Ahab I have half a mind to start my own shop. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2090 And they passed inspections? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2091 I heard that they'd hung a horseshoe at "Tex's Cup of Joe". 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2092 That would be my therapy anchor if ye must know. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2093 Aye, Starbucks ain't the only anchor in these waters! 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2094 That anchor is way aweigh. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2095 Free lattés for anchor babies. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2096 Argh, Starbucks is a good man, but he's always late. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2097 'Devil take your ruddy chain,' I told them. 'We just be keeping what's ours,' I told them ... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2098 Are you interested in souvenirs? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2099 I thought the bounty was a whaling ship, not a bloody coffee shop. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2100 We're the original Starbuck's. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2101 Pete, we know you pirates are a literal bunch, but we believed you when in the interview you said 'you were indeed dropping anchor for a few months.' 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2102 This looks threatening. He is obviously very angry at the Russia investigation. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2103 Java... pieces of eight, Matey? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2104 We expect our new branding campaign to be a hit on Instagram. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2105 I think you mean my Venti anchor is in the way. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2106 Maybe specializing in Blubbercinos wasn't a good idea. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2107 Arrgghh, and I'll be needin' one of those fine anchors, too. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2108 Who wanted the double anchor steam beer? Your order's ready. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2109 Whoes on the hook for that? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2110 It's those damn kids again! Will we ever learn? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2111 But now get fewer comments about my hook & peg leg. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2112 You're the one who suggested anchor management! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2113 Old habits die hard. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2114 Get a real job, they said. Resolve your anchor management issues. Well, it's not working. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2115 I'll never park my ship in this neighborhood again! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2116 Okay, mateys! The next one who orders decaf walks ... Need I say more? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2117 Bloody food reviewer said it was "a giant anchor sore" but I'm keeping it. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2118 Curses! I meant to ring up the Anchors Aweigh Special, not Anchor in the Way! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2119 Jonah's Cafe:Krill night 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2120 I've told you a thousand times, the grocery store is the "anchor" store of this strip mall. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2121 That algae is free-range. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2122 This strip mall needed an anchor store. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2123 I'll have an Anchor Steam, please. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2124 Immobile Order Pickup 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2125 I think this place specializes in seafood. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2126 He needs an emotional support anchor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2127 He found it in the back channel. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2128 Was a fitting sponsorship deal, matey. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2129 Aye, our great coffee anchors our customers, but Cap'n Hook has trouble with the cups! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2130 Stop complainin'. The landlord said he'd give us a big discount if we was the "anchor" store for the complex, didn't he? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2131 The hazards of being a barrrghista at the mall's anchor store. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2132 I never feel grounded until I have my first cup of coffee mates 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2133 Don't know why he doesn't want this place to take off. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2134 By Lucifer, if I wanted to hang the lot of you from the track lighting to enhance the atmosphere in this place, that's what I'd do! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2135 I'll have what she's having. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2136 Neptune Frappacino what?! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2137 Say what? Anger management? Nay, I've got problems like anyone else, but that ain't one of 'em. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2138 It's a chain this is the anchor store. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2139 No Anchor Babies Allowed in the Canteen! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2140 Tim Horton's huh? This place really hooks you. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2141 There's not usually such a big weight. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2142 Doc said I need my life to be anchored. Now I keep it within my sight. Sure helps! 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2143 Lassie, I told ye to trim those fingernails before ye accidentally poke someone's eye out 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2144 There is no coffee in Neverland. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2145 My therapist says I have anchor issues. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2146 Our anchorman has just dropped in a hurry leaving us a foul sink ! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2147 It helps me get through my shift. Reminds me that in just a few more years working here I will have saved enough to replace my boat that broke anchor and drifted away. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2148 Is that the new dumbwaiter ? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2149 Just hold yer comments until you've had the full Anchor & Plank experience. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2150 I told ye, it's our gluten-free option! 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2151 When the mall management company said that they were putting in an anchor, I pictured something else. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2152 Tips, as in money. Not career advice. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2153 Just think of it like one of your bike seats. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2154 He's an anchor tenant. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2155 Arrrrr - mochachiatto? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2156 The anchor I get, but the hook? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2157 We didn't really have a choice of location. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2158 My first mate said this was a good place to drop anchor. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2159 Coffee costs an arm and a leg these days, but this ship is staying afloat. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2160 ...and there's a plank out of the second floor window. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2161 I hear the new barista lost almost everything in the crash... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2162 There was no way to ignore the 800 lb. anchor in the room. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2163 Stop yer snivelin', matey. That's why this is the anchor store. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2164 It adds ambiance. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2165 I'm trying to become an anchor man 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2166 It's a don't standstill reminder. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2167 People gotta have something to squawk about-- might as well be seaweed. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2168 Hey, the bike wheels you bring in here are not perfectly clean either! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2169 Yes, he takes this Captian Hook thing a bit too far. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2170 His 90-day trial period just ended. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2171 Arrr, sharing economy, not much booty in it 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2172 Argh...I always set me anchor when I run aground. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2173 There was just too much ship to deal with in my last job! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2174 Arrr, this expresso bar will not be set adrift. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2175 I had me three wishes were to be an anchorman with an effective hook and unlimited pillage of coffee! Yo ho ho me dungbie! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2176 Matey this here's the anchor store of the mall, cuz I made it so. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2177 Avast! Give me 200 latte's, 200 cappuccino's and 400 glazed donuts! 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2178 Capt. Hook, your unfriendly local sandbar-rista 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2179 You know the captain goes down with the shop. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2180 The new employee is really weighing us down. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2181 Anchor's astray... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2182 The captain seems a bit overboard about his coffee! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2183 I think that it's called mission creep. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2184 I didn't come here to make friends. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2185 So I look at Teach straight in the eyes and tell him all I was clapping for was an encore. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2186 I'm the captain now. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2187 No, I've never heard of the Soup Nazi! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2188 Beats me, but I got a helluva deal on the rent. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2189 It's me emotional support anchor. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2190 Arrgh Matey, Maurice and Sylvia seem distracted. I wonder if everything is OK at home? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2191 Matey, please pickup your coffee before we go to sea! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2192 It's part of my therapy to keep my mind from drifting. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2193 Just trying to be nautical, people. The whole ship wouldn't have fitted. Would it? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2194 Someone wanted to pirate The Handmade Kale? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2195 It's my emotional support anchor...call my lawyer if you have a problem. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2196 Coffee, coffee every where, nor any drop to drink. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2197 Why does everyone keep singing a song about pineapples? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2198 Order 317! A cappuccino and raffle winner. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2199 Tra La La, Just another typical day, In the Salvador Dali Cafe, Hey, Hey! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2200 We specialize in salty carmel. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2201 It serves to remind me that I bought this shop with the insurance money I received after my ship sank. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2202 Aye, matey. A Davie Jones Latte with two extra shots. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2203 Me knew none of ya would believe how deep the fake news anchor could go unless I brought it up for yer eyes. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2204 It's so me. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2205 That'll be a silver coin, me lad. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2206 What 'rrr y'all gawkin' at?? That seaweed's fresh!! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2207 Anchors aweigh you say? No, this one stays HERE! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2208 What? This place is a sinking ship. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2209 Gloucester is all about the maritime themes, huh? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2210 Anyone in here have the stones to peek outside? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2211 Actually, it's just a reminder that handling coffee cups with hooks can be tricky. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2212 Argh! They told me the best location in the mall twas close to the anchor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2213 Congratulations, you are our 100th customer! You win a pumpkin latte macchiato and a fresh anchor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2214 Someone go out and check the line- high tide is right at the noon rush... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2215 You should have seen the fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2216 Artisnal Pirate Coffee is really starting to take off in Brooklyn 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2217 We need a new seasonal flavor. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2218 A free round of whale blubber for everyone. Aaah 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2219 Welcome to Aaaarbucks where our coffee's? as rich as our coffers... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2220 SUPERSIZE ME! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2221 Excuse me, where's the pour over setting again? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2222 Give me just one more scallywag that needs to find the mall anchor! One more! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2223 Yar! Welcome to Davy Jones' Lattes. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2224 Not my fault. I told him we need a new tamper. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2225 The next customer who says 'expresso' gets keelhauled. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2226 Two double dry cappuccinos from the highest yardarm! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2227 What makes you think that I was in the cast of Peter Pan?! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2228 And you thought the hook was just a prop. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2229 Boy, this new barista is immovable. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2230 Do you think Hook's gotten a little carried away with the decorating? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2231 Just be damn happy it's not the harpoon. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2232 It's in your way, landlubbers? Try making a caramel, sugar-free, half caff macchiato with a hook! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2233 I'm picking up a definite anti nautical theme vibe. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2234 Step to, ye scurvy barista! I'm late for me anchor management class. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2235 I won't drop anchor here for long- my agency confused me with the other Starbuck. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2236 "Arrrrh....it keeps me grounded wherever I go"! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2237 This industrial decor trend has really gotten out of hand. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2238 I suppose you have to drop it somewhere. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2239 My bet is online marketing university; what is yours? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2240 I always wanted to be the anchor tenant. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2241 Lefty was in desperate need of anchor management. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2242 Make it extra strong. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2243 Welcome to Mr.Starbuck's ! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2244 Arr! Of all the places to ground me ship! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2245 Avast! We're running out of creamer. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2246 Café au grog. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2247 When his crew pays their bill, the Cap'n gets it back! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2248 No, the 800-pound gorilla is for landlubbers. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2249 Sorry, I'm new to this whole barrrrrrrista thing. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2250 Next one hummin' Anchors Aweigh gets keelhauled. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2251 You can all take South Street Seaport and shove it up your bilge plumbing. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2252 Aye...our coffee is good to the last dropped anchor! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2253 Some swabby tied his dog to the bike rack outside. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2254 All these questions are really starting to weigh me down! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2255 When did they start importing? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2256 My therapist said to anchor my high seas self with my steamed milk self. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2257 If you don't like your latte, you're welcome to taste the deck. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2258 I've come for me mermaid. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2259 Anchor-assisted therapy provides me comfort for my disability 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2260 Aarrgh, mateys! Pick up the pace. You're dragging. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2261 Jones, put anchor-base soup back on tonight's menu. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2262 Last year during "Booty" week- he had a customer walk the plank into a vat of iced coffee! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2263 It's a late notice from Vinnie, the fish peddler. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2264 Loo who it is the most annoying anchor on CNN 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2265 Yar! This be our anchor location! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2266 Just a reminder of my former life. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2267 I did tell Rusty to anchor that wall. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2268 Brandy, fetch another round. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2269 I worked hard for that. Deal with it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2270 Ed apologized to his bench mate, "I guess reading "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock wasn't a great idea today." 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2271 Do you validate parking? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2272 What scurvy dog ordered their espresso with a twist of lemon? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2273 I agree it's a little unwieldy, but according to Captain Lou, it has done wonders for bringing in the early morning pirate trade. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2274 Yarrrrrr...I wish I was dead 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2275 Spes anchora fidei 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2276 Three hundred and fourteen espressos, one half-decaf! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2277 ...and don't even think about asking for cream and sugar .... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2278 This place is a sinking ship. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2279 Swashbucks 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2280 Our seaweed blend tastes great and eliminates cellulite. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2281 Just what we need to keep the 'Salty Dog Special' from the big heave-ho. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2282 What d'ya mean you see weed? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2283 The scary part is that it's the life-sized design template for his tattoo. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2284 We're going to need a bigger pot of coffee... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2285 Cause we be the anchor store in the strip mall, that's why. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2286 Now, WE are the anchor store in this mall. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2287 Because it's in the franchise agreement, you scalawag! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2288 Yo ho ho and a café-au-lait 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2289 That explains the slight hint of bilge water. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2290 Pay no heed. It's just a tweet. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2291 I never leave home without it. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2292 It's to promote the authenticity of our Fresh Caught McFishie Nuggets. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2293 One venti kelp kedge latte to go. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2294 You take ol'Starbuck's name - you take ol'Starbuck's style. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2295 I am renaming it the Anchor coffee shop. You landlubbers need a taste of the sea. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2296 How'd you guess that I'm an anchor baby? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2297 Shut up and drink yer coffee while there's still land for ye to lub. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2298 Pranks here at Starbuck of Nantucket will be dealt with harshly. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2299 One day, Robert Louis Stevenson woke up with a start. His beloved Admiral Benbow Inn has morphed into a coffee shoppe. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2300 Me parole officer allowed me one personal item 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2301 I know. The decor's a bit heavy, but I'm hooked on the coffee. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2302 I guess he intends to stay... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2303 Aye, matey. The large fish sandwich with a large side of fries and large fountain beverage is today's special. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2304 Don't talk to me about Fair Trade, all I have left is the anchor! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2305 Settlers put down roots, sailors put down anchors. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2306 We need to rethink: He brought in the anchor but not the boat. 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
2307 Mate, I said drop an egg on the fry pan not drop anchor. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2308 I shouldn't have called you "seedy..." 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2309 Aaarrrgh! You can take the barista out of the pirate but you can't take the pirate out of the barista! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2310 Yo ho ho and a cup of Starbucks! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2311 Please don't buy any more garage-sale pressure cookers 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2312 The new barista was serious about proving his cred on Pirate Day. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2313 I only gave it up because this pays better. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2314 We're an Anchor Franchise...What do you expect? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2315 Does anyone need a newspaper weight? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2316 You wanted a nautical theme, I wanted a therapy anchor. We never agreed on scale 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2317 Ahoy, mateys! Could ye help an old sea dog find the touch key for the Grog Light Frappé? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2318 We're the anchor tenant. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2319 Aye, its making everyone a little cant-anchor-ous... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2320 Aye, the nori is fresh today. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2321 Aaaagh! I said Anka! Get Paul Anka! You kids don't know nuthin'. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2322 This coffee is to die for. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2323 I need a venti, skim milk, decaf, caramel macchiato for Arghhhhthur 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2324 Aargh, make up me mind! You want color? It's either that or the parrot droppings. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2325 Our special tonight is fried whale. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2326 Great! Bill O'reilly lost his job and now he's going to ruin my favorite coffee shop too!?! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2327 'I'm the BarristARRGH.' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2328 . . . and finally, no more whistling "Anchors Aweigh!" 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2329 What do you mean "anchors aweigh"? I just started my shift and I need the money. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2330 Why don't you take a picture, last longer! Well, actually, it probably wouldn't. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2331 Welcome, ye mateys, to the Shaggy Beard Coffee Shop, the perfect place for pirates and hipsters. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2332 Anchorage is the symbol of this stable place, because we have no complaints. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2333 Mind the knickknack, please. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2334 Our coffee beans were harvested from the waste of Great Blue Whales! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2335 It will be anchors away when I say so, arrrrr! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2336 I bring it with me wherever I go. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2337 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2338 Aye! Me barbed flukes will reduce attrition. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2339 I can tolerate a service parrot, but this is pushing it! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2340 I dunno, it follows me everywhere I go. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2341 Coffee is supposed to be a pick-me-up, but lately I've been feeling weighed down. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2342 Queeg, your order is up! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2343 Arr! It keeps me anchored to my past life. You got a problem with that? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2344 Today's special is "Anchorchino" 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2345 I take your point. You take mine. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2346 Is that a grande or a venti? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2347 Mr. Blackbeard makes a mental note to contact HR about the employee parking situation. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2348 To stay? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2349 "Form follows function" has actually been inherent in pirate art for centuries before it appeared in early 20th century architecture. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2350 Yabblins! Whar's that fuckin' cabin boy with the little creamer things? 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
2351 That thar ain't no elephant, me maties. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2352 Last week this spot wasn't a Starbucks yet. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2353 Whatever happened to Johnny Depp?? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2354 There's a time for every geezer to drop anchor somewhere. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2355 Arrr...all my barristas and girlfriends must have a Tetanus shot. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2356 They're hand-me-downs! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2357 The cook's in the back - parking the ship. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2358 Careful, you could poke an eye out wit that thing! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2359 Yarr, the bay was full today. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2360 One landlubber bagel and one scurvy bilge rat frappuccino. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2361 Avast, ye coffee addicts! I'll not give you trouble about all the black swill ye consume if you muzzle ye carping and grousing 'bout me old boat anchor! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2362 We're the Anchor store for the Jolly Roger and I'm the fastest oyster shucker on Broadway! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2363 That would be the deep roast. 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
2364 I wonder if the Naval Academy knows its anchior has been aweighed? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2365 Matey, revenge is a dish served hooked. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2366 We could have done better as a dive bar. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2367 Looks like somebody's finally owning up to the truth about specialty coffee prices. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2368 The anchor stays, no matter who or how many times any one gets hooked. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2369 Hey Buddy, you break it you bought it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2370 Aroma Therapy. Feng shui. Ambiance. Décor. Je ne sais quoi. Need I say more? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2371 What are ye lookin' at me for? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2372 I've seen hookers in many bars in my day, but never one like this. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2373 Where else am I supposed to park? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2374 I thought it was a fish; it wasn't. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2375 Would you say he's underemployed or overemployed? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2376 Davey? Davey Jones? Whar be you hiding, you scamp? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2377 i heard you were looking for a manager for your anchor store. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2378 Who ordered the coffee that could float an anchor? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2379 He feels very anchored here. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2380 Against all advice from "Pirates In Transition"newsletter, Hook bets the house on fresh brewed seaweed coffee 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2381 Blimey! I've landed at another minimum wage job. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2382 Latte, schmatte, and welcome me hardies to Davie Joneses unadulterated coffee locker. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2383 I'm here to stay until I decide to leave 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2384 We firmly believe it enhances the coffee's arrrrr-oma 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2385 Why're ye landlubbers always starin' at me coffee grind'r?! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2386 It’s a damn anchor, now what do you want the egg whites on. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2387 No. I don't need anchor management classes. Thank you. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2388 Our special this week is the spiced clam latte. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2389 Aye, 'twas me favorite anchor, that 'un. And, coincidentally, good to the last drop. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2390 Sea salt blend, matey? 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
2391 I think he's making the point that this location is his Anchor Store. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2392 I don't care what the landlubber health inspector says! That one cost me an arm and a leg! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2393 room for brine? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2394 They are really proud of being the anchor tenant! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2395 I heard it's gonna sit there till his ship comes in. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2396 Johnny Dept asked me to hide it for him so they had stop making Pirates of the Caribbean sequels. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2397 Aye, matey, what gunna ye hav? I'm yer baurrrrrgghh-ista! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2398 No one batted an eye when Brenda brought her bike in last week. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2399 And this being my coffee house, I'll decorate as I please! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2400 Hip crew? Cursed typo! Me help-wanted ad was supposed to have an 's' in front of 'hip.' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2401 Arr... Sure miss those stamping cards. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2402 I'm Starbuck. I'm here to claim my share of the plunder. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2403 Forget the mermaid, we have a new logo. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2404 That anchors been in his family 4 generations. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2405 I don't care if it's in the way; it's for emotional support. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2406 A service anchor? Now I've heard everything. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2407 Brandy come back! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2408 Where do you scallywags think the,'fresh seaweed' in your 'Captain Hooks Salad',comes from? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2409 Stay classy, Matey. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2410 The anchor is a metaphor for my health care debt. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2411 "In fact, it is career change for me; how did you guess, scupper dog? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2412 Aye, that be the ride for scurvy dogs who want more than minimum wage. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2413 SO?!? You asked for Coffee and a Sinker! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2414 It's amplifying my presence 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2415 How about he makes me ship great again. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2416 So what if the seaweed salad IS expensive!? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2417 You'll thank me if this place is ever hit by a tornado. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2418 Quit yer squawking. It's my security anchor. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2419 Pro-Macron voter sit-in against the recent ban on hooks of all types to preserve the Paris culture on proper baguette handling. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2420 Okay, who docked their ship in my handicapped spot!? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2421 I'm having my doubts that Hooked on Coffee is a good name for this place. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2422 One tall barnacle blend brewed with bilge water! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2423 Aweigh with you, Missy! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2424 I'm Starbuck himself, people! I can drop anchor in any coffee shop in the world, so shut yer blowholes. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2425 Latte with an anchor 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2426 It stays. As does the Kelp Mocha Latte. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2427 My insurer referred me to the "Exclusions" section of my policy. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2428 We've sure been at port a long time. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2429 I decided I needed an extra hand around here. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2430 They say it's just something he plundered into. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2431 We keep singing 'Anchor Away' but he still won't move it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2432 Anybody see where I left my anchor? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2433 What, you've never seen art in a coffee shop? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2434 Guess its weight and you get a lime! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2435 It's not proper coffee without danger, is it? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2436 My dad sailed all the way to Newfoundland, and all I got was this lousy anchor. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2437 A proper flat white this time or we'll see if this thing floats. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2438 Shiver me timbers, that new coffee roast flavor is weighing us down. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2439 So this is what they meant by being the anchor store... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2440 The mall needed an 'anchor' store. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2441 I said anchors AWAY...AWAY! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2442 I'm just trying to keep this operation from going under. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2443 ....and my friend wants a gallon of your anti-rust roast. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2444 Seaweed is the new Mocha. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2445 Aargh. Who ordered the grande grande Anchoriato with kelp? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2446 Hurricane insurance was killing me. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2447 Is that order "to go"? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2448 I am not sure I agree with the direction of this nautical themed anchor store. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2449 What did you think you find in the anchor store of a mall? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2450 This neighborhood has become unrecognizable. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2451 Yarr! Welcome to STAR BUCCANEERS! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2452 I'm an anchor tenant here 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2453 Oh ship ... the rum pump is clogged. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2454 Avast, ye baristas! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2455 Maybe we should try singing Anchors Aweigh? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2456 Look, Jack, another indicator that our relationship is out of its depth. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2457 Cup of mud coming up. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2458 He brought the anchor of his previous business after that went broke. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2459 Arrr, the bottomless cup just hit bottom. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2460 Avast, Elaine, your Venti anchor is ready! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2461 Anchor, away! I can't get to the hotdogs! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2462 What do you expect. This is a sub shop. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2463 Arrr, you all said the shop needed some anchor clients! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
2464 It's all that's left of me ship, we work around it! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
2465 Avast, maties! Looks like the sales of seaweed frappe have been slipping lately. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2466 Shiver me timbers, Malone! Where's that latte? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
2467 Ye, I was surprised myself, but you never know where you end up. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2468 Everyone's upset that we're the anchor business 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
2469 I said anchors away, boys, anchors away! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2470 Aye, you make a good point. Keeping it here has not been good for my pirate psychosis. And I admit the rotting seaweed messes with my OCD. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2471 Wanna scrape the barnacles off my anchor? Psst... I'm talkin' 'bout my dick. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2472 G'day coffee mates! If it was you ordered the non-fat harpoon macchiato, step up to me plank! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2473 It brightens up the place and gives it class. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2474 Neighborhood rent increasing looks inevitable now 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2475 His biggest fear is being unmoored. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
2476 Oh that's Jim. He comes everyday to read the Shipping News. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2477 They said, 'Anchors away' 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
2478 Our interior designer is a sailor, but our store manager sure is a pirate 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2479 One Davey Jones' Latte for Karen 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2480 Head office thinks this will be more appealing than our rival's mermaid. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2481 Which one of ye ordered the ocean spray? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2482 It's arrrrrrrrtisanal. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2483 Hard to make a profit with all these ocean standards. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2484 I'd refinish the thing but I'm not very handy. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2485 It's a souvenir from my previous gig in Neverland. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2486 Aaaaargh. I repeat, who ordered da steamer with organic low-fat barnacles. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2487 You're damn right it's authentic! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2488 Melville's apology. It was my hand, not my leg. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2489 Argh! Ye dropped it on me hamster! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2490 I'd park it outside, but I forgot my anchor lock. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2491 When the narcs confiscate my anchor, the rest of you buzz-heads are going with it. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2492 Anchors aweigh is just a figure of speech. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2493 A Captain knows to keep an anchor around when life gets busy. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2494 Stand fast, me Mateys. No big anchor store is going to drive Pirate Pete's Coffee out of the Island Parks Mall! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2495 I take pride in anchoring myself to a great New York coffee shop! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2496 Aaargh. Yay I be moon-lighting. How'd ye know? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2497 That's my new capsized cappuccino maker over there. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2498 OK, who just got pregnant and is in a horrible relationship? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2499 I know it's not what the mall meant when they said we'd be an anchor tenant, but it makes me feel at home. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2500 Like you've never had to double-park. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2501 ARGH! One Bilge Water varietal, room for cream, matey. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2502 Faster lads ! Let's reap them off and refill my treasure chest with their taste for bad and overpriced coffee. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2503 They did better as a kebab shop. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2504 When I call out starboard, Don't tell me what they do at Starbucks! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2505 I have been waiting to make a killing again. On the scrap metal market. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2506 We won't be staying long, we just dropped in for a quick one 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2507 Someone tell him he's parked in Cap'n's spot. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2508 I'm guessing that decaf's not on the menu. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2509 Look at who's just dropped anchor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2510 He insisted on the kelp-on-anchor motif after they told him no parrot. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2511 Don't look at me, it's Starbuck's! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2512 Don't tell me where to keep my anchor, I traded the rest of the ship for this coffee shop because selling coffee at these prices is better than stealing. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2513 We had our own Worker's Comp system. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2514 Yar, me wife wanted a reminder of who she be. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2515 Well, I had to give the decorator a hand - it really does anchor the room. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2516 They said, "BYO." 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2517 Oh that? It keeps me grounded. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2518 Long John Silver usually pays with pieces of eight. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2519 Those Giants have no regard for where they drop their Anchor! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2520 What'd you expect? This isn't Starrrrbucks. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2521 Aye, me therapist said I needed anchoring. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2522 We're all anchored here. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2523 Welcome to Starbuccaners. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2524 At least we know the fish is fresh. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2525 I told them it was for SAIL, not..SALE! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2526 They told me not to quit my day job. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2527 Oh, yeah, like you knew what an anchor store was when you started retail, lassie. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2528 Cap’n say stick me anchor where da sun don’t shine. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2529 Aweigh with ye! Pickup is to the left. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2530 With the help these days, Hopeless & Anchor is more like it. Aarrrrgghh! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2531 One day my ship will come in. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2532 If ye don't like it, don't ring the bell on yr way out! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2533 The Lockjaw Special! Who ordered the lockjaw? Come and get it while it's room temp! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2534 Complain and it's DAVE Jones' Locker for ye 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2535 Captain, this new hire is really weighing down our business. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2536 Aye, thought it was a lovely device back in the day. Now it's just an ugly old boat anchor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2537 Arr, matey: we drink to the foam 'round these parts. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2538 Define 'invasion of piracy.' 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2539 They say you can't drop anchor till you've had your morning coffee. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2540 It wouldnt fit in the pick-up 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2541 Today's special is anchortado. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2542 Watch this, another guy about to lose a bar bet. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2543 Avast! I already know the anchors in the weigh. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2544 Arrr-abica! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2545 Aye, it's me souvenir from the Java Sea! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2546 I used that when we're real busy. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2547 "Davy Jones' locker isn't big enough for my stuff". 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2548 It symbolizes the hold my ex has on me and our cafe. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2549 Can I hook up to the web here? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2550 The mermaid? She shouldna called me Cap'n Chino. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2551 We'll drop anchor when fish fry and not before. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2552 Dust that extra-dry non-fat cortado with the faintest whisper of nutmeg, scallywag. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2553 For the Captain, that is 'Putting down roots.' 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2554 "311 says Captain Beans' Café has a 'Grade Pending' health rating. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2555 I think he is confused about the true meaning of weighing anchor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2556 The new guy plans to stay for awhile. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2557 Now that I've dropped anchor, put some grog in me latte and make it quick! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2558 Barry, refills at the five-topper. Everyone else, bring all your valuables up to the counter. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2559 I hear the whale fillet is humongous! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2560 I'm the character giving the joint atmosphere--problem with that? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2561 Hoist the anchor you scalawags! The health inspector is on her way! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2562 Order that sissy Chai Tea, ye'll find out what's fer. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2563 Weigh anchor and hoist the muffin! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2564 It's not a"theme", it's a lifestyle. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2565 So I don't forget. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2566 Get that damn thing out of here! Anchor away! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2567 Would you like some kale with that latte? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2568 She grounds the place. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2569 Who would've thought he was an anchorman in the early 80s? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2570 Nothing like giving the 'Latte Roger' some ambiance. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2571 'Could belong to anybody who has difficulty parking 'round here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2572 You want sea salt for your caramel? The anchor stays 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2573 There job retraining program has some way to go. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2574 Anchor draggin'? Energy flaggin'? 'Ave a cup 'n stop yer saggin' ! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2575 Relax. We're not going anywhere. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2576 Arg! It was Gordon Ramsey's idea for a leitmotif. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2577 Funky enough for you? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2578 I'm guessing the catch of the day is very fresh. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2579 Been with me 37 years; can't give 'er up! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2580 Curb your anchor, Matey! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2581 Good to the last anchor drop. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2582 Haven't had to order stirrers in 6 months! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2583 Coffee sales are driven more by nautical branding than by a quality product. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2584 Dive of the Ancient Mariner 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2585 I got the idea for th e franchise after anchoring off the coast of Java. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2586 Aye, We're the anchor store in this plaza! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2587 The building's newest anchor tenant 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2588 This IS the anchor store. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2589 Boy! When they say the seafood is fresh, they mean fresh! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2590 Settle down! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2591 I was told I'd be working in an anchor store. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2592 Ordering a 12-ounce French roast to go with rust and seaweed. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2593 Does it come with a free coffee? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2594 Special today - Gowanus Canal scones. One left. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2595 What you looking' at? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2596 I'll remove the anchor when morale improves. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2597 We're 4000 from the ice cap. But if Trump is wrong ... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2598 "Anchors to Stay" you said? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2599 And I'll keelhaul the next scurvy lubber who asks for percolator grind! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2600 Starbuck's plan b if he gets hurt and can't be a mariner anymore. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2601 Sanka? I thought you said 'anchor'. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2602 Ye, lass. Organic, fresh-baked goods helps me feel anchored. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2603 It's for the next wiseguy who orders "Adam and Eve on a raft." 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2604 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2605 Donald Trump sent it back; the gold plating was wearing off. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2606 That's right . . .all over the submarine. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2607 Aye, I am redecorating the place. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2608 The ad said Starbuck was hiring. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2609 Will that be Light or darrrrrrrrrrrk roast? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2610 Mind the fluke! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2611 The landlord wanted a strong anchor tenant. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2612 When I was told this was going to be the anchor store of this mall, this was not what I had in mind. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2613 Captain Bilgewater is sentenced to Anchor Management class 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2614 Ken one of ya lend me a hand to get that bloody anchor outa me shop? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2615 No complaining; the plank is on order. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2616 Look, like you tell everyone, you're *really* an actress. I'm *really* a pirate. But we all gotta pay the rent until a real gig comes along, OK? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2617 Ahab sailed for that white whale without me. Now I'll never have this coffee shop named "Starbucks" after me. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2618 Who's the wanchor hogging the bean grinder? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2619 Pequod First Mate Starbuck left it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2620 Why is "line" so difficult to understand? (you bought the "hook" and "sinker" bits, didn't you?) 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2621 Aargh, they wanted an anchor tenant for this mall. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2622 You remember the lion with the thorn in its paw? Well, the captain found that in Mody Dicks lower molar. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2623 Anyone who doesn't like the coffee can swim with the fish 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2624 Oh, argh, it's National Bring Your Kid To Work Day, that's why. Turns out this holiday is kind of a drag: he's just a dead weight around here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2625 Arrrg! I misunderstood the whole anchor tenant thing. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2626 Pirate? No, pilot. He swore he'd start his retirement restaurant wherever that anchored when he threw it out of his last space shuttle flight. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2627 Hey, who's the new dutde anchoring the Seafood Bar -- that's just supposed to be a metaphor! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2628 Who ordered the sea salt caramel cappuccino? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2629 Ahab's first mate gets the sudden inspiration to start his own coffee shop. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2630 This is why we only serve coffee now. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2631 We're going to be running a tight ship. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2632 "$15 coffee, I'll get the rest of my ship out of hock in no time". 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2633 I think the new barista has been dropping anchor in the arabica 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2634 My matey bartered it for a cappuccino. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2635 Exactly 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2636 Arrrr! Looks like we be here abit ya scurvy skallywags....now eat yer kale! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2637 It's the price you pay for being an anchor store. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2638 Accuse me of plundering, do ye? This vanilla nitro cold brew isn’t even sustainably sourced. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2639 Looks like there's a storm brewing. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2640 Haven't you ever heard of a part time anchor position? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2641 Luckily, I overheard the owner say he was looking for a hooker. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2642 Setting The Flying Dutchman in a diner is a bit too hip for me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2643 Who wants two eggs on a raft? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2644 Ordering up...one vente mocha frappechino with triple shot of seaweed. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2645 I'll retire to where nobody recognizes it 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2646 Hope's not here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2647 Yes, it is a free-trade single origin anchor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2648 Rrrrr you having a problem with me lucky charm? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2649 Aargh, when me ship went down that's all I could save. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2650 Aye Matey, something's been weighing on my mind. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2651 That's a bad spot to drop anchor! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2652 What did you expect at Starbuccaroo? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2653 Did anyone here drop their anchor? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2654 I'll have the salt caramel. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2655 This anchor will not away! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2656 Yo Ho Ho and a Cafe Macchiato to you. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2657 The judges of the the caption contest are weighing us down. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2658 And you thought the Unicorn Frappuccino was a publicity stunt. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2659 Anchor souffle, my boys, anchor souffle. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2660 I know, I know! I'd like that One Wish back. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2661 Tuesday afternoon at Starrrrrr-bucks. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2662 Anchors away, my boys! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2663 Jason's an extra on Pirates of the Carribean and decided to go method. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2664 'If you want to catch a big mouth ...' 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2665 On the advice of my therapist, from now on, I'm letting out my anchor! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2666 Coffee weighs me down 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2667 It's a salty brew they got here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2668 Another sea salt caramel latte, argh! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2669 Hurry with my order, the tide is rolling in. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2670 My hook is, we've one of the mall's anchors. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2671 Not seeing much of the yoga pants crowd. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2672 Ahoy! Captain Jack gets by tonight. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2673 Stop your complaining?. The board of health won't let me bring my parrot. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2674 It's part of my 'When anchor becomes decor' series 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2675 This anchor cost me an arm and a leg and people here complain about the price of a latte... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2676 It keeps me anchored, that's why. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2677 When I go to the poop deck I find our who are my really good mates. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2678 That's weird; I ordered a grande, iced, sugar-free, vanilla latte with soy milk, but they gave me a grande, iced, sugar-free, vanilla latte with regular milk. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2679 Anger management?. . . 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2680 One Vemti with cream, sugar, and double rum shot. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2681 Stop yer fussin'. I'll take it aweigh. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2682 Call me a snob, but I feel like if Ralph Lauren had done Starbucks’ “Moby Dick” thing, this would be Tommy Hilfiger’s response. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2683 Captain Hook's for breakfast is 5 stars if you don't talk about the anchor in the room. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2684 "AARRR - EXTRA FOAM MINT CAPPUCCINO UP, YA SCURVY DOGS!" (PIRATES OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE) 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2685 Hey me mateys, whose this "Joe" everyone's asking for? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2686 Typical. The big anchor comes to town and just throws its weight around. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2687 The captain uses it as a counterweight. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2688 It's a little keepsake from my last job. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2689 It's a promotion for our caramel sea sat latte. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2690 Yes, I'm pretty sure it IS red wine when you're sleeping with the fishes. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2691 Two bilge Cappuccinos! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2692 "You all act like you have never seen an anchor before". 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2693 I'm tired of some scallywag walking outta here with the key to the head. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2694 It's for me extra heavy cream. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2695 Crusty's Rum and Coffee House, home of the Booty Macchiato. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2696 Get that anchor away, m'boy! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2697 Anchor Away! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2698 It keeps me here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2699 Can we move the grande and venti keys further apart? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2700 That one's definitely 'to stay'. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2701 I thought those hamburgers tasted fishy. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2702 Arghh! It's me Anchor Express. I don't leave home without it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2703 I must down to the sea again--to the lonely sea and stars! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2704 I'm glad to say our flagship store is here to stay. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2705 Just the vessel please. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2706 Their muddy coffee certainly has a lot of sediment 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2707 I'm not losing this one! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2708 Avast ye, I swear Cynthia left it here after the morning shift! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2709 Now get this place into ship-shape condition! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2710 No, we don't have Venti Cinnamon Grog Frappuccino . 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2711 Hope to anchor a mall someday. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2712 What, I'm supposed to turn down a present from James Cameron? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2713 Ahoy mates! Last call for iced green tea with a fresh shot of seaweed! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2714 Arrrrr ya sure ya want a grande? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2715 Where's the rum? I didn't haul my anchor over here for one of them foam concoctions. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2716 I never should have dropped anchor on this fishy franchise 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2717 They call it modern pirate décor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2718 Blimey! You wanted a tall SANKA?! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2719 Don't scratch my anchor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2720 Exact change only or you'll be tossed out to sea 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2721 A soy maté. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2722 Fake News Studio Cafe-Anchors welcome 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2723 Dan, get your phone! We have a duty to write a Yelp review. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2724 Ahoy. I'm the new barrrrista. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2725 Avast Ye scalawags! The're be no carmel frappuccinos on my watch, Savvy! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2726 Here they call a Cappuccino an Anchor Steam. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2727 ”He dropped anchor here once he discovered selling coffee at these prices is the greatest plunder. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2728 Enough with the theme days. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2729 We knew we were sunk when Starbucks opened up around the corner... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2730 Who ordered the Peter Pan panini? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2731 I don't know why you landlubbers are complaining. They named the entire franchise after my chief mate; I think I deserve to have a little memorabilia around. Hello there, everyone around here calls me Ishmael! Can I take your order? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2732 Why did I believe a pirate theme would sell coffee? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2733 Apparently, it keeps him grounded. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2734 It is 100% pirated off the high seas of Guatemala. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2735 Croissants, espresso and pirate booty served All Day. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2736 This new pirate flavor is a drag. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2737 Find the hidden treasure, win a lovely Latte Grande, Matey. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2738 As for the anchor and my hook, if you don't like 'em, don't look at 'em. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2739 Order is ready for a Mr. Idon. Pose Idon, your order's ready. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2740 So this is an anchor store? I think I'm better off just ordering online. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2741 Aye, this blend be a shot in the arm now, but in a few hours it'll drag you down. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2742 He comes here for the kelpucino... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2743 Welcome to StAAARRRbucks! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2744 Like your work wife never brought you down. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2745 The first mate resigned. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2746 Protecting me new grinder with me anchor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2747 Where does an 800-pound anchor sit? Anywhere it wants to. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2748 No refills! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2749 They're the only bistro in the area that uses salt water in their coffee machines. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2750 "Order pick-up"! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2751 My anchor goes where I go. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2752 Argh! Anchors STAY! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2753 NO JUSTICE: STARBUCK HAS A MERMAID AND I HAVE A STINKY ANCHOR! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2754 Are you all too spineless to even mention the anchor in the room? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2755 Davy Jones. Latte. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2756 No one knows it means, but everyone is afraid to order a Frappuccino. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2757 The sign did not say "kelp wanted!" 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2758 Starboard Anchors, a way better coffee 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2759 where's the boat lol 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2760 Aye, there be trouble brewing. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2761 It was anchors way away. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2762 Anchor what? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2763 It ain't 'Anchors Aweigh' 'til I says it is. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2764 'Call me Ishmael, not Starbuck.' 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2765 My old crew was much more efficient than these guppies! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2766 You kids wouldn't know a good froth if hit you in the face 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2767 He uses it to mix the Super Humongous Macho Grande. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2768 Arggh, I didn't have anywhere else to put it. Me son's come ashore, for good, apparently. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2769 It's a baby anchor not an anchor baby. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2770 it's just a fluke 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2771 Jonah, grande sea salt and seaweed latte with keepsake nautical charm. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2772 A new drink. Tepid bilgewater served in a Russian nesting doll. The Presidento. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2773 Arrgh - that's all that's left of my last command. Welcome to The Anchor Cafe! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2774 Anchors aweigh tooa much! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2775 He's no Anderson Cooper, but he still cleans up pretty good. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2776 The coast guard wouldn't let me take anything else. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2777 Me thinks you're bringing us down 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2778 It was Starbuck's. It's Ahab's now. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2779 You always have to weigh anchor to get under way at the start of the day. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2780 That's baggage he's still carrying from his lst job--he's what they call the new 'underemployed'. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2781 Not all of our blends are "fair trade"... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2782 What? You've never heard of an anchor baby? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2783 When are you guys going to start providing adequate parking? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2784 It's what happens when you pirate a Starbucks recipe. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2785 Quit complaining swabby. Learn to switch hands. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2786 Grrrr , I said Sanka not anchor !!! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2787 I can't help it! There's just something about coffee that always makes me have to drop anchor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2788 Yarr. This coffee shop be stayin' here a while. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2789 It used to be a perch for me parrot, but sadly....Polly-gone. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2790 Blimey! We're all out of gold coins. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2791 When I took this job, I said this is it, "I'm Dropping Anchor" Here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2792 Has anyone got an anchorin' for some more caffeine? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2793 Now listen up, me name be Hook, ‘t ain’t Starbuck, if yet ‘nother scurvy dog be askin’ fer pumpkin spice frappuccino, I show ye where else I put me anchor. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2794 Welcome to StAAARRRbucks! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2795 Again, We are the anchor tenant 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2796 Arrkkk! This coffee shop ain't goin' nowhere. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2797 The sea be jealous, mateys, and so be my mistress. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2798 When themes trump means. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2799 Of course it's called anchor steam cappachino! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2800 Scalded Grog, Frothy Grog Lite, Grogguccino, and Chock Full o’ Grog. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2801 Would ya' like skim, whole or whale spermaceti? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2802 It's that travelling exhibit from Anchor and Hook's headquarters. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2803 No complaints mates! I'm not having a swell time over here either trying to make change with a hook." hook. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2804 Give me a hand with these? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2805 For only two dollars, you get a taste of my hook. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2806 It's a pirate brand image. Get used to it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2807 Arrr special today is sea salt latte! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2808 Anchor Tenant? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2809 Hey anchor elbow, serve the coffee. I can't get the hook of it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2810 The successful employees will be those who practice anchor management. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2811 I may be a man of no nation, but at least I've got an anchor, Baby! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2812 give me no arrrrrrhg~uments! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2813 Argh matey shiver me timbers, it keeps me moored to reality. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2814 Coffee to the right. Grog to the left. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2815 I guess every dying mall needs an anchor store. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2816 Anyone seen a parrot? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2817 Say "aargh" once more and you're fired! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2818 Is your cell phone making that chirping sound? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2819 I'm beginning to wonder if 'Pirate Coffee' is the best name for a coffee shop. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2820 A doubleshot for our new Fox anchor, please. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2821 Is that the new true news anchor? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2822 Hey, you told me to hold down the fort until your break was over. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2823 AmI really seaing this? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2824 Aye, we just want to make sure the coffee is well grounded. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2825 It's been three years, the old job still haunts him 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2826 No blubber for you - come back one year! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2827 Who wants to be an Anchor tenant in today's market? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2828 That's how we served the cherries in our "Moby Dick Manhattan. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2829 The next time he says: 'Avast me lattés' I'm going to hit him with it. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2830 "That's a shark-fin over easy with a large rum latte". 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2831 That's for the next scallywag who asks if the catch of the day is fresh. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2832 Just be grateful I left the venti anchor at home. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2833 I never asked to be an anchor store. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2834 No one take my coffee, okay? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2835 Belly up to he bar mates , my crew is coming ! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2836 The architect didn't know starboard from windward. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2837 Who ordered the Venti "Pirate of the carob-bean?" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2838 It's all I have left from my ship that dissolved in the East River. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2839 Anchors awake, it seems that I'm moored to my coffee 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2840 To go? Not today, thanks. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2841 That new hire is a real dead weight. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2842 Started from the bottom, now we're here. How many times do I have to repeat myself? Got the whole team with me, so STOP ASKING ABOUT THE ANCHOR OR ITLL BE STARTED FROM THE COFFEE SHOP & NOW YOU'RE THERE. THE BIG DEEP. YAR? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2843 Not armpit Matey, it!s arrrrrr Matey 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2844 A one-handed pirate with a drinking problem hates Neverland. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2845 I don't want to hear what it means to have a big anchor! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2846 A whole new twist to that old ball and chain 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2847 First Unicorn Frappuccinos and now Seaweed Lattes served by Pirates? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2848 Shipment? I thought you said "Secure the coffee ship men"! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2849 Lattes Away! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2850 Who ordered the decaf soy triple caramel machiatto, gluten free? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2851 I had a hard time finding a place to park 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2852 My last berth was busboy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2853 Aw get over yourselves, you're not the only ones who had an interesting day. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2854 It was the only way to get my commute to stop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2855 Anger's away? Not! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2856 Arrrrgh matie, hook crafted coffee is all the rage now in Brooklyn 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2857 Steve - you asked for a "boatload" of caffeine - your order's up! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2858 Arrr, what anchor? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2859 The only thing more bitter than their tea-weed is their barista. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2860 I lost my arm, my leg, and my ship in that battle. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2861 Did I ask you to aweigh in on it? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2862 Ahoy, Mateys! Who ordered the double fluke venti? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2863 Spongebob is late for his shift again! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2864 I thought you said this was a fair trade coffee shop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2865 AAARGH maties, but I am haunted by me past life. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2866 You want shade grown? Is that shady enough for you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2867 Yo ho ho and a cup o' Joe; yo ho ho and a cup o' Joe..." 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2868 Avast ye customers.We now offer a variety of grogs and salted meats 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2869 He says it'll make impossible for them to evict him. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2870 He said he was going to make the place great again, but all he's done is show that being a pirate doesn't mean you know how to run a coffee shop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2871 All the handicapped spots were taken. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2872 Eleven million gallons of coffee leaked from the ex-Juan Valdez after we ran aground... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2873 He said it was an RRRRRRRRtisan blend. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2874 I hear anymore 'Drop yer anchor?' jokes an' it be the plank for ye... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2875 Handicap Parking 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2876 Free drinks or he'll sink the bar. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2877 Nonfat matcha latte for Jane? We've got a nonfat matcha latte for Jane here. Jane? Jane! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2878 not in the way...it's anchors aweigh 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2879 It's really heavy. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2880 Mates, the grande today in grande single shot 4 pumps sugar free peppermint nonfat extra hot no foam light whip stirred white mocha is seaweed. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2881 I asked for a reasonable accommodation....not an abominable anchor weigh in! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2882 It's collateral 'til his ship comes in. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2883 What can I do? Admiral Anchor outranks Captain Hook. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2884 The sea going monster was hooked on caffeine—It was a dark roast. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2885 It's a tragedy -- with the closing of so many outlets of Macy’s, J.C. Penney, and Sears, this greasy fish place is now this mall's anchor store. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2886 Of course it's on the take out menu, matey. It's an anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2887 The health inspector left a real anchor 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2888 We just need to stay at this port until we have had enough coffee. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2889 T'ain't abstract, but I still say it's arrrrrt. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2890 Ain't it enough, me mateys, that us pirates put down out anchor? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2891 The anchor stays! Yo ho ho and cup of joe!" "Aarg. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2892 What's it to ye? The mall needed a new anchor tenant. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2893 Long with an extra shot coming up 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2894 Pay ye no heed to me anchor, scallawags! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2895 All beans freshly ground ! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2896 Let table 9 know their seafood will be delayed a few minutes. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2897 Aye there laddies! I've scuttled that black water stuff. From now on it's rum! Haardy-Haaar. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2898 The best coffee is where the anchor drops. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2899 Hooked? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2900 sorry, the captain is homesick 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2901 I may be a man of no nation, but I've got an anchor, baby! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2902 The ad said you wanted a barrrrrista. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2903 Who knew the tattoo shop next door would already have an anchor stencil? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2904 It'll be out of the way soon. I'm trading it to John Cleese for his parrot. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2905 How did that land here? Anchors away! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2906 This is MY inconvenient truth. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2907 Arrrgh. Of course I know being the anchor store can be challenging matees. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2908 We'll be moving soon. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2909 Aaarrhh drink up your seaweed latte and I'll hook you up with a barnacle biscuit 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2910 I bet one of these guys is Johnny Depp in disguise. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2911 It's Anchor Wednesday if I say it's Anchor Wednesday, innit now? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2912 I don't care if he IS weighing us down, yar 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2913 Look, they said the mortgage was underwater and they needed an anchor tenant. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2914 The new b-arrr-ista 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2915 Captaincinno's last stand. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2916 Having my anchor cleaned while I wait is nice, but I hate a self-service latte. The form is never right. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2917 Ahab, order'sup! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2918 Who's the double latte machiatto with seaweed? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2919 If I don't bring it in some scurvy dog scrapper will take it for sure. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2920 What, you never heard of nori? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2921 We be getting a bounty for not driving to work. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2922 Alright, you bilge-suckin' landlubbers, this isn't Starbuck's anymore! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2923 Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2924 One Anchor Steam! Hold the whip. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2925 Yo-ho-ho and a cup of Joe! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2926 Can't they keep his anchors away? 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2927 You're the one who said we get hit with waves. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2928 He's a bit odd, but I think he'll be here long-term. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2929 We support the Triangle Trade. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2930 He doesn't want to be mistaken for a Starbucks. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2931 Abolish Dan Espo! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2932 Arrrrrgh. You'll get no free coffee by sucking up. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2933 You said move it aweigh from the customers. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2934 Hands off me Mother Of All Anchors. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2935 What arrgh you looking at? I said I was dropping anchor at this joint. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2936 Behold: the dreaded fourth wave of coffee. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2937 Grande, no whip Anchorccino for Barbara. Decaf Hoocchiato for Brian. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2938 Cream chum? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2939 Not what it means Jack, the old song didn't say anchors away! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2940 My ship sank, but I saved the anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2941 More money with the tips 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2942 Argh, that's our coffee mermaid. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2943 Where have all the tippers gone, long time ago? Gone to graveyards every one. When will they ever learn? When will they e-ver learn? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2944 Which landlubber ordered decaf? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2945 It's Starbuck's. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2946 It's a sign mates. We are going wherever the Golden Hind goes. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2947 I know it's Arrbucks, but I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant when they asked the local news station to send over an anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2948 Well, Hunter doesn't go killing people! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2949 I'm storing it here until the brake pads are replaced. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2950 Scram before you get hooked. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2951 Mates, the anchor means I'm here to stay! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2952 I dropped anchor here for hot coffee. Me timbers are shivering 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2953 Me psychiatrist recommended tha anchor ta help calm me anxieties about tha unstable volatility of thee current stock market. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2954 Someone who ‘forgot’ to pay just replaced that anchor! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2955 Weigh anchor and hoist the double-shot half-caf extra foam latte! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2956 But I cleaned the poop deck yesterday. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2957 Look Mr. ! I've gone from run aground to fresh ground ! Now what is it you'll be havin ? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2958 I was told this was the 'anchor building' in this shopping center. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2959 This restaurant feels like ship. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2960 You have to drink the whole cup to find the hidden treasure. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2961 Welcome to the Krusty Krab! What can I get you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2962 It's cool when Jake brought his surfboard. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2963 Don't you anchors aweigh me. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2964 You damn right, it takes up space. But it keeps me anchored to who I am. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2965 I'm part of the dynasty, okay?! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2966 The new management of the ship company that I worked with for over 30 years said they wanted to get rid of everyone and anything that weighed them down. So, I took it with me. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2967 Another two pump, mackerel machiatto, argh! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2968 There's fresh fish today! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2969 Soy latte for milady, iced capp for her matey. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2970 Don't worry, it's on course for a Starbucks. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2971 Now we're the mall's anchor store. Take that Macys! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
2972 He says his wife wont let him keep the pirate stuff at home anymore, if this is allowed I am bringing my dog tomorrow. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2973 Pivot, you said. People will loooove a pirate café, you said. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2974 It's not THAT venti... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2975 OK, who ordered a triple, venti, half sweet, non-fat, caramel macchiato ... AHOY? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2976 Arrr ... would ye like a homemade bran muffin, chocolate croissant or ship anchor with your mocha cappuccino? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2977 The next person who calls her an 'anchor baby' gets my hook up their ass! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2978 Do ye like the new coffee? We always test it in the anchor store first! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2979 Owned by a real pirate...Now it makes sense why they charge 5 dollars a latte 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2980 Their featured flavor is Moby Dark. Says he's Ahab and his mate, Starbucks, The Original, works the kitchen. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2981 Just ignore Andy the anchor 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2982 Because we are in the mall. They said they needed a new anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2983 This Plank and Plunder has better salted parrot than the Hilton 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2984 Ah, yes! It's Davey preparing to shove off again! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2985 And, blimey, Star Buccaneers it will be! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2986 Tell the anchor he is driving down sales. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2987 It's there to remind me not to sign away the rights to my name again and that 'Pequod Coffee' just doesn't have that je ne sais quoi. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2988 Eat steady, mates. We are now officially a food cart! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2989 I asked for soy milk, and he told me to walk the plank. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2990 Ayyyeee! I said "Be Gone, Suits! Bankers Away!" But nobody listens these days ... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2991 I'm done with ships and whales. Life's all about having an anchor somewhere. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2992 I couldn't wait to share this bright, mellow and nuanced single-origin coffee me and my mateys found in Sumatra. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2993 When is someone gonna tell him the mermaid's only on our logo? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2994 There's always a wait here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2995 I'll move it when you put rum in my coffee! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2996 Before me, it was highway robbery ... what's the damn difference? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2997 And a pan for my Peter! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2998 They went a little overboard on the nautical theming. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
2999 My anchor's away when I'm aweigh! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3000 Tell 'em, we just found the one that got away! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3001 Arr ye be wantin' cream and sugar with that? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3002 That's not what I meant when I said he could work from home. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3003 Well, we ARE the anchor store in this here mall! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3004 Damn it, Popeye! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3005 Looks like he's in the weeds and needs a hand 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3006 How many times do I have to tell yeh - it's the Barista Formerly Known As Cap'n Hook! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3007 (“I wonder about the rumor. They say he cut off his right hand in order to get the right décor.”) 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3008 It's my service assistance therapy anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3009 Thar's only one thing we leave room for here scalliwags! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3010 What'd you expect? I'm Starbuck! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3011 What didja expect at Starrrbuck's? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3012 If ye don't like the decor, mateys, there's a Starrr-bucks down the street. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3013 Stuck between debt and employment. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3014 Damn cash register, stuck again! Oh, and has anyone seen my lucky anchor? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3015 Who ordered the venti soy mocha with extra iron? It's getting cold and dry. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3016 It keeps us anchored. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3017 They love my coffee shop hook, line, and sinker 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3018 Just waiting on the OSHAn. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3019 Bigger than the Golden Arches , "Star-buccaneers" she'll be! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3020 Sorry I'm late. My Schwinn is in the shop and my wife needed the Prius. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3021 You know, I've felt lost at sea sea ever since I graduated from art school 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3022 They need aweigh to improve efficiency around here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3023 It's a bit too salty for me. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3024 Getting this drink is very physical demanding! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3025 The anchor is here for repair work folks, the rum stayed on the ship! Just coffee... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3026 I personally love Martha but no more blimey Decor ideas! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3027 That be your mooring coffee 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3028 Now we're their new anchor store 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3029 Why won't this anchor pull his weight around here? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3030 Quit griping. It improves the ambience. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3031 This new register is NOT hook friendly. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3032 They can't claim trademark infringement if it's called "Starbuccaneers". 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3033 And I dare you to find a brew with a richer aroma than Davy Jones's coffee! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3034 Anchor in your way, M'lad? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3035 I should have gotten a dog. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3036 The aesthetic is so authentic. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3037 This could be a Black Peet's coffee shop, but it might be a Starboards.... 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3038 I suppose that will somehow be cleaned, filleted, dusted in flower before being dipped in batter, deep fried and appear on tomorrow's menu as part of the fisherman's basket. To be served with tartare sauce, a side of chips and a garden salad... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3039 What do think keeps this place from drifting away? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3040 It's fair trade, I swear! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3041 Poseidon's bad hangover 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3042 I think my coffee is all rum. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3043 The original Starbuck's. ARRR! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3044 What was I thinking? He insists on getting to the bottom of every cup. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3045 What you looking at matey? It's not the first dollar bill I earned from this place, but it's from the first boat I ever pirated that allowed me to start this place. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3046 Apparently mache caused it easier for the ship to set sail. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3047 The pirate gig is his past; for the barrista gig, he needed an anchor to stay aground in coffee. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3048 The neighborhood agrees, Cpt.-Cino's coffee shop is terrible. Loose ship, syncs lips. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3049 Have we finally reached Anchorage? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3050 Would you like something stronger? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3051 I hope you're happy. It took a long time to get this here on the "Aargh Mobile." 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3052 They've carried this brand authenticity thing too far. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3053 I didn't think it was funny when they put it in, I don't think it's funny now, and I don't think it will ever be funny... So, the guy with the dumb hook...what makes him think he's funny? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3054 Yeah, the marauders took everything but the U-lock. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3055 Wait--the Frappy Hour themes aren't mandatory? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3056 No, no that's coffee on the tips. The boy is clumsy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3057 The pillage-and-plunder industry's gone digital, so it's a barista's life for me. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3058 It's from the Pequod, of course. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3059 The anchor doesn't fall far from the tree. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3060 Ahoy, mates, welcome to the Paristas of the Coffebbean. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3061 That'll be strong enough for 'em now, matey! Serve it with a fork and they'll be hooked for life. And no stinkin' latte, laddie with my brew or you'll all be drawn and quartered. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3062 It's a knick-knack from my old life. Just swim around it. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3063 "Aye, this here is the anchor from the very first ship I looted . It's cargo brought me enough coin to buy this diner and hire a crew of shorthand cooks, no pun intended. loot to buy this diner & a crew 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3064 It's called advertising, and Yes, you are still First Mate! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3065 Arrr special today is fresh hooked Arrr-tic Salmon 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3066 Aye, what joker's using the name 'Moby' again? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3067 Arrgh, it's supposed to add "atmosphere". 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3068 He's very sensitive. Be careful how you order your artisanal coffee. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3069 And don't ask why is the cream gone! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3070 Yarbucks: one. Autocorrect: zero. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3071 Hey 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3072 This pirate themed coffee shop is really committing. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3073 They wanted bold and well rounded... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3074 Harvey? 'Half-Caff Titanic Latte' for Harvey? 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3075 I never said anything about free trade! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3076 The morning rush is almost over. The anchor is holding steady, mateys. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3077 Arr, ye squiffy dogs, it not be fittin' in yer wee scurvy lockers. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3078 The new merger has no synergy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3079 That's one way to prevent Starbucks from taking over. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3080 No, I'm not givin' up on that hope thing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3081 My therapist said that getting a real job would help with my anchor management issues. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3082 Well, it beats HIS mermaid. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3083 Let me know if the ambience bothers you. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3084 Drop in for fair trade, the scallywag said... 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3085 No frappy, no lotty, we sell coffee...and rum! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3086 Oh that. Today is the delivery from Anchor Foods in Australia. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3087 Shiver me timbers matey! Pour me a triple rum cappuccino, and woe be to you if there's any whipped-cream in it. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3088 Is the oyster opening job still available? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3089 Manager Captain Obvious is telling us to lock up tonight 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3090 Owner is a retired pirate working part-time as a barista 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3091 I was good with Starbucks’ “Moby Dick” thing…. but the imitators just take it too far. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3092 I said I had a huge HANKERIN' for coffee... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3093 WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3094 What? It enhances the flavor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3095 Give me a cup of unanchored pirate ship, straight up. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3096 Sorry, but Corporate says it’s our month to be the acting anchor diner -- ARRGH! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3097 Sir, aye deflection, mate?! We all know your bacon and eggs went up three cents, trickster. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3098 Aye, it be break time. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3099 His bad decorating sense is exceeded only by his poor right hook! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3100 Two Lumps, no cream. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3101 Of course our coffee is fresh - can't you see it is off the boat? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3102 Don't like 'er? Aweigh with ye! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3103 With global warming, that anchor will be under water sooner than ye think. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3104 Pirate's Brewty 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3105 Ye lily-livered bilge swillers are the ones who couldn't live without an espresso maker on board, so don't complain to me. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3106 Anchor weigh-in me Bucko! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3107 Thought that I would class up this joint with a little nautical flair. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3108 That thing belonged to Americano Vespucci. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3109 Big on the anchor theme then! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3110 If you bloody my anchor, I will pee in your coffee. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3111 Swill down yer grog landlubbers,this crew's up and weighing anchor. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3112 Arrrggghhh!... To the matey who'm ordered the Anchor Latte... I'm still looking for a grande cup! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3113 Captain's "pet" Starbuck did the same thing to an innocent whale years ago. Just sayin. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3114 Yes, it was in situations like this that the expression "anchors away" came into use. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3115 The new Captain used to be in the US Navy on Aircraft Carriers. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3116 Captain Burger just wanted all to know this was his Anchor store... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3117 I think it's some kind of multi-faith Cross 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3118 Ahoy latte for Amanda. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3119 You may be the Baristas, but she's my coanchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3120 No, Carolyn, he's not just weighing us down when he just stands there. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3121 Drink up me hearties yoho …a pirates life for me! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3122 Arrgh! What a catch, mateys! We'll be servin' blubber burgers til the end o' the year! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3123 I'll let you know when to drop the hook. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3124 Cup o' joe and a sinker, table five 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3125 Davy Jones Latte, or Arrrtisinal Blend? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3126 Just don't forget the lemon peels, ya scurvy knaves. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3127 Anchor Steam! Now!! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3128 We got a special on seafood poor boys until 2025. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3129 Me ship may have sailed, matey, but me temper's goin' to flare if ye don't hurry it up with th' great, grand mocha latte. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3130 If this is their idea for a new marketing strategy to increase coffee sales, I'll just stick to cold brew, thank you very much. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3131 Double up the sea froth on that next cappuccino. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3132 I'm the anchorman now! Let's get this place shipshape. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3133 Have you hear how awful storage space rates Arrr? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3134 Lets see that get take away. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3135 Better than the daily grind, worse than the old ball and chain. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3136 Coffee, black, steel cup. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3137 Which hook are you referring to? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3138 Bottoms up, anchors down 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3139 Just waiting for my ship to come in. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3140 The white whale metaphysical latte with or without tines, goddamnit? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3141 We'll add it to the coffee, it's a great source of iron 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3142 Admire ye my anchor? Nay! admire ye the glorious tuna melt lunch special says I. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3143 Curse thee continual yammerings wench! Yon be the only relic of me bygone days of glory aboard the illustrious Queen Anne's Revenge! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3144 I should've known there would be no career prospects with my A.R.R degree... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3145 Captainseano's: ambiance over everything. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3146 Management is not clear on the concept of "anchor store" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3147 Nitrogen narcosis, is the only thing served here, you swabs! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3148 What do you think "DROP ANCHOR" meant? ' 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3149 The food's OK but the décor sucks. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3150 It must have been one heck of a big fish he caught with that thing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3151 this one didn't get away. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3152 Best keep your heads, lads. Beneath the rich, briny aroma of dark roast coffee and freshly foamed lattes, I smell mutiny brewing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3153 The mermaids sold him out for sea-star bucks. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3154 We like to keep an authentic touch 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3155 Please pardon the mess, we have a white whale in the stock room...arrr! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3156 The Amsterdam coffeeshop experience: Magnifying Grass 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3157 Today's special: Coffee with Rum. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3158 Starbuck and I sailed on the Pequod, he's the one that suggested coffee and maritime salvage. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3159 Take that anchor aweigh! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3160 The Anchor calls for Seafood, hook it Mr Hook! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3161 Anchor's dropped! Arg, lattes half price. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3162 Oh, like you never caught tail on the job. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3163 From now until closing every muffin comes with a free cup of fish flavored coffee! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3164 Argh, me ship has sailed. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3165 Damned anchor keeps holding me down. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3166 We find it really ties the decor together and anchors the room exquisitely. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3167 "I said 'away,' not 'aweigh"! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3168 Recall. Double tall SANKA, she said 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3169 If Cheryl can bring her dog to work then I can bring my anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3170 All meals cost an extra $5.00 for ambience. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3171 Aye aye, Mates. I've got a cappuccino 10 paces aft. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3172 Arrrggh! Meet our new manager...he comes from aweigh! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3173 Receive a free espresso if you chain me to it before ICE arrives. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3174 Ever since Captain Graybeard's anchor was stolen, he takes his new one everywhere so he can keep his one eye on it. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3175 Yo swabbies, one six fathom Latte to go. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3176 Caption this, Captain! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3177 He said it was an insult, just add a 'W'? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3178 Bad form. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3179 I think I'll go with the deep fried parrot. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3180 Kyle, would you please take that ANCHORS AWAY!!! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3181 I'll repark it on my break. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3182 Avast there, where is my cappuccino! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3183 Don't take my anchors away! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3184 I have my cross to bear, too. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3185 I just had an "anchoring" for a coffee. Why? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3186 You're gonna need a bigger Hook. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3187 Welcome to Scully's Java & Moor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3188 even starbucks needs a hook 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3189 ME! *I* invented "Bring Your Anchor to Work Day!" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3190 We're running out of seaweed 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3191 Arrrgh. I've got anchor issues. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3192 Welcome to Blythe's, home of the world's largest vintage anchor. Your fish sticks will be $37. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3193 It used to be a printer. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3194 Maybe you should go over there and give that guy a hand honey. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3195 Ironically, we dont serve Anchor Steamers here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3196 Service from an authentic sea-salt, at the Anchors -a Whey coffee shop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3197 Tall darrrrk. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3198 I told you, he used to work as anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3199 Me ship's in fer repairs until tamaree. They be checkin' the parkin' brake, I tell ye. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3200 OK.. Whose turn is it to drop anchor ? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3201 What's holding you back from orderin'? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3202 I've heard of ruling with an iron first, but this? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3203 Aye, did I remember to feed me parrot 'afore I left the ship? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3204 That's the last time I tell Captain Bligh, yo ho ho and a cup of Joe. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3205 Choose your own fish from the tank out the back,take the hook. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3206 Arghh, it's my anchor for mindfulness. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3207 Who said our buffalo wings were no good at my Anchor Bar? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3208 Yarrr! She's a drag, but I'm hooked 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3209 A symbol of my train.so A small symbol of my transition from the ship to the sip. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3210 I wanted to get my brakes looked at. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3211 I'm guessing you want yours to stay? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3212 I'm not jealous. Not gonna bite. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3213 Your Mother was right... this is a great Anchor store for the Mall. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3214 Have you never seen an anchor, you flat-white landlubbers? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3215 The liberal cafe used an intrusive analogical juxtaposition, coupled with rhyming slang, to remind patrons about The Donald. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3216 At some point, a man has to settle down and scratch out a wee living in the gig economy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3217 This is MY coffee and I'll drop my anchor wherever I damn please! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3218 I heard they got a sea, lowest restaurant grade possible I think. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3219 High inflation or not, I still handle the cash. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3220 Aye, it looks like were grounded again! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3221 Didn't want them to steal me anchor, but arr, just realized, the ship be sailing away now. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3222 Sorry, I meant anchor’s aweigh not in the way. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3223 Wanna talk about too much caffeine? I'll tell ya about too much caffeine." 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3224 Arrrrr!! mates as you can see I am here to stay . how much for the grog.? !! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3225 The venture capitalists demanded an ocean motif in all my coffee houses, so get used to it, matey. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3226 It's the new Anchor Steam Beer, mates 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3227 What'll it be? One hook or two? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3228 Midlife crisis, career change, I'm sure he's anchored here for good. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3229 The sea just keeps getting rougher. Looks like we'll need a bigger anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3230 Arright, which one a ye scurvy dogs ordered the sea salt macchiato? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3231 What are you looking at, you lily-livered landlubbers? Yarr! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3232 Lovely Sanka is what I was thinking, folks. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3233 Anchoring is a routine job. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3234 Arrrggh! I told that blasted parrot never in the dining room. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3235 If ye ain't be buyin' nothin', the key to the head be hangin' on that thar anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3236 At least they've avoided putting a mermaid on their cups. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3237 Milk's cold, mates? They drink to the foam. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3238 That's the problem with an anchor pirated coffee shop. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3239 ARGhh? You think we got your Ethiopian drip brew from Trader Joe's? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3240 We get it OSHA delays rule for employers to improve records of workplace injuries. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3241 Arrgh, relax mates, we're all hooked on something--enjoy your coffee! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3242 Yo-ho-ho and a triple, venti, half sweet, non-fat, Caramel Macchiato. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3243 Only black and strong at Arrbucks. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3244 He said he never even had one complaint from any of his former customers. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3245 Ye can't make a livin' plowin' th' ragin' sea in 'tis gig economy! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3246 My previous career became too much for me to handle. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3247 Told you this place was a dive! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3248 Advertise that today's catch of the day is rich in iron. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3249 I always land on a grande. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3250 It's my Mister T starter kit. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3251 I thought we were looking for a new anchor store. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3252 This might help the business stay afloat. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3253 What part of "anchor away" was unclear to you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3254 Did you have a different anchor tenant in mind? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3255 He says it's the siren's fault 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3256 Better be sure it's decaf. I don't want him up all night. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3257 Mr. Starbuck wants to keep us grounded. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3258 Never ever touch the anchor! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3259 Avast ye landlubbers, t'will be gone by noon ... thar be no craigslist safe-trade-zone for seven leagues 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3260 I know it shouts "authenticity" but I can't get past the seaweed taste. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3261 My ayes are up here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3262 ("Ouch! There he goes again.") "It was a dark and stormy night..." 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3263 Just dropped in for a cup of jo and two scoops of lard. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3264 AARRRRRRRR! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3265 He wants us to believe this is the real Anchor Bar that created Buffalo Wings. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3266 Whatever sinks your boat. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3267 Argh! I'm here to make coffee great again. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3268 Should've known that infernal fish weren't the marrying kind when she begged for my hand. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3269 It's a gentle reminder that working here will get you nowhere Matey. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3270 Never try to lay an anchor before your first cup of coffee. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3271 Powdered sugar on your sinker? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3272 Consider this strip mall to have a new anchor tenant, arrrgh. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3273 He rose the morrow morn; the mariner hath his swill. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3274 Well, you don't have valet parking for my anchor 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3275 We need to right this ship, mates! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3276 Me captain hooked on yee caffeine 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3277 It may not be free trade but it sure is fresh 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3278 You said, 'super-size me,' that's your stir stick 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3279 Welcome to Arrrrbucks, may I take your order? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3280 The apron is arggghyle. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3281 You hear what I say! That anchor's here to stay! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3282 Whadd'ya mean it's the wrong type of anchor? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3283 Anytime the anchor is in, he becomes a part-time barista. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3284 First, we price up the espressos, next, the arrrrgvacado toast. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3285 We think this might be the first Grog café in Brooklyn. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3286 It's the new logo. Get used to it! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3287 The grounded theme keeps that flying green boy away. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3288 Business is bad. I said we should have named the coffee bar after you, Ahab. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3289 The diner's new decor hasn't quite sunk in yet with the customers. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3290 Billy! We're runnin' out of the bloody kelp! Get me another anchor! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3291 Coffee holds you down 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3292 There she onced BLOWED.... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3293 Arrr! My night gig is commanding ships for Uber. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3294 Do you think he is being ironic with the decor? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3295 I need quick service!!! My ship is off anchor. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3296 I told you that you should wear the turd tweed suit, not the bird seed suit. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3297 Sea foam is the new unicorn. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3298 It comes with the Green Tea Frappuccino. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3299 It's true it takes up a lot of room, but it keeps me grounded. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3300 Capt. Starbucks launching his chain of coffee shops. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3301 Ok, I get the message. We'll sell Sanka. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3302 Sanka? What's Sanka? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3303 Herman! There is algae in your anchor again. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3304 No vitamins, just iron. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3305 It ain't like we're 'deep thinkers', ya know.... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3306 Does coffee really taste any better when it comes out of one of those new fangled contraptions? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3307 Heerrrreee I am, and heerrree I'll stay......Let 'em rowwww!!!! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3308 Nothing to look at here, missy, We all know how difficult the parking be in this patch. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3309 A piece of gold gets you a cup of Joe. A piece of plastic gets you Davy Jones' Locker. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3310 I JUST SAW TRUMP GOING INTO A DIFFRENT COFFEE SHOP NOW ! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3311 After his prosthesis arrived, Cap'n re-branded Stumptown Coffee Roasters as Hooked on Coffee. And with this innovation, we lost another giant bloody stump to 'progress'. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3312 Blimey, mates--we just won the Free-Cruise Raffle. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3313 I like to remember that I wasn't always a great SoHo barista. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3314 No debit cards or Apple pay here, only gold coins accepted! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3315 there is no refill here in my anchor shop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3316 I like to remind 'em that they're hooked. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3317 Watcha staring at? It's the catch of the day you scurvy dogs! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3318 Stop calling it my anchor baby! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3319 When I retired I was hoping for a gold watch from the crew. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3320 And forget your venti; from now on it's a black jack. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3321 Not anchors aweigh! " I said, "Get this anchor out of my way!" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3322 Arghhhh... I've told ye, I'm Captain Hook, not Captain Cook. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3323 He's been like this ever since Pittsburg lost the Series. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3324 Why the anchory looks? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3325 Attention diners. We are all the catch of the day! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3326 No more back talk you scallywag or I'll put in a cappuccino maker instead. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3327 Don't order the catch of the day. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3328 Oh, ship! I almost spilled my coffee. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3329 Ahoy, it adds to the Feng shui of the place. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3330 My apologies for the incovience mates, I just feel adrift without her. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3331 It's for my side-hustle 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3332 There be chain saloons aplenty. I be wantin an anchor saloon. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3333 The designer of this cafe's decor did not read the Anchor's Away sign out front 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3334 I had the chain there first, but this fits better with our image of being an independent shop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3335 Matey, a storm is a-brewin'. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3336 YO-HO-HO...here's ye cup o' joe! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3337 It was a life changing adventure vacation mateys. So yo ha ha and a skinny double latte cappuccino ! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3338 For the last time, it's an emotional support anchor. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3339 What's the hold up? Aaaarrrrrrr you getting me that triple shot cappuccino with almond milk? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3340 He sold the boat but kept that?? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3341 Consider yourself warned. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3342 Captain: More fish in the percolator! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3343 What fresh hell is this?! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3344 Gimme sommin wid a firm ground to keep me from feelin adrift. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3345 My cappuccinos have been flukey since the takeover. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3346 A model ship would have sufficed! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3347 Smee works the night shift and we don't serve minors here! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3348 I keep telling management that we need employee lockers. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3349 Alright you guys, its time to tell the owner that Corky's "emotional support anchor" is literally an ANCHOR... 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3350 I couldn't afford the mermaid. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3351 I gave up on the sea cause I'm stuck on the beans 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3352 That'll show those so-called 'nomadic' freelancers. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3353 The wackier the gimmick, the more they'll pay. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3354 I guess I was always sentimental. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3355 Apparently he used to be the Assistant Manager at Red Lobster... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3356 His crew wanted his new business to have something on display from his last business. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3357 Cool it. There was no place to park it outside! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3358 Ya' thinks I don't know we be outta muffins? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3359 Ay, this Barista's anchored down for the long haul! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3360 Damn it Captain Hardy, how many times must I tell you no parking your ship in the parking lot! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3361 Drop anchor mates, and try our Ho Ho Ho Latte, where we replace the milk with rum. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3362 Ahoy matey! That'll be a triple expresso, ta shiver yer timbers. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3363 This be just a summer job. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3364 Two decaf barnacle lattes to go. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3365 I know, I know. It's the anchor in the room! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3366 This isn't an anchor baby. Looks more like a fully grown one. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3367 I'm so glad we finally have a specialty coffee shop in our town. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3368 It's to remind me that I've hit bottom with this greasy spoon. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3369 No need fer alarm, mates, we use the knife sharpener to work those points. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3370 Ahoy,the anchor raffle will start in ten minutes. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3371 The 'catch of the day' was disappointing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3372 Decaf over there is a real drag. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3373 I need a fresh anchor special on light rye. Run it through the garden, but hold the seaweed. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3374 We're the anchor tenant. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3375 Grog. That'll be 2 drachmas. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3376 Dammit Jane, you know it doesn't belong there. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3377 It's just a temporary thing until my ship comes in. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3378 These are the spoils of Java?! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3379 Workplace hookups are bad policy, even for someone as grounded as her. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3380 The first question on the work application had to do with tattoos. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3381 this weight is unbearable 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3382 He's just making the point that their pre-order app isn't hook-friendly. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3383 Aye, it's my tribute to the great Walter Cronkite. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3384 That can't be sanitary 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3385 That's the special version of a personal electronic assistant I ordered, but it's got Captain Ahab's voice, not that darn squeeky Alexa. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3386 Catch of the day? Don't ask. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3387 You want smelt or you want TO smelt? We've got options either way. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3388 Short Plank Latte please 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3389 Do you want hard tack with your latte? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3390 They tried to get a news anchor to come in...it didn't work out. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3391 Anchors aweigh, please! The staff seems to be all at sea... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3392 The ship wouldn't fit. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
3393 Scupper that order! Now she be wantin' the anchor-steam, no-brine, vente latte. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3394 Arrr...it's the new vinyl 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3395 He Jolly Roger, buy a U-Lock already 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3396 Arr, let ye hipsters ne'r forget that we still be on a bloody pirate ship. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3397 If you be wanting more foam walk the plank! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3398 Oh that? We arrrrr anchor tenants here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3399 Wonder what derailed his retirement..."Healthcare"or the "Budget"? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3400 Welcome to Pirates of the Arabica-bean 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3401 It's called product differentiation. Trust me, no one is gonna forget we're called The Anchor Coffee Company. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3402 So, the mini-mall anchor store is a Starbucks, not a Macy's? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3403 Aarrgh! What lubber said "double java frappe"! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3404 Yes, it's too damn big. But at least it looks fresh today. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3405 How much do you think that [ Anchor a weights my boy.] 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3406 Sorry but you cant get the anchor shish kebab to go 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3407 Don't get salty with me. At Starbucks I'm a preferred customer. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3408 When the owner said he wanted to add seafood to the menu, the customers weren't expecting this. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3409 Arg, many a port arm been caught in me anchor. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3410 It's never a good day until I have my cappuccino. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3411 Yes, it is a bird call book. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3412 "Venti grog to go". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3413 I guess they're nesting. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3414 Hooking up at Anchors Away 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3415 Tonight our seafood special is anchor-planked shark. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3416 If Benji is allowed to park his fixed gear in the break room, then I don't see why this is a problem. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3417 Nobody's going overboard now asking for a latte. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3418 "Today's special is The One That Got Away". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3419 Let's see the landlord try to raise the rent now. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3420 Why aarrgh you there? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3421 Large cup and its anchors away. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3422 Make it a double my pretty. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3423 Arrrgh---last night the competition pulled a politically incorrect prank! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3424 Arrghh, you should see the Plank. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3425 Pay no attention to the anchor behind the counter, folks. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3426 No you squiffy landlubber, neither is a fish hook! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3427 Captain Ahab's anchor, half off today! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3428 Someone said, an "anchor" is dropping by for coffee. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3429 Aye... Where else would I get the pink sea salt?? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3430 That's the inspiration for my latte arrrrrrr-t. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3431 I recommend the anchor steam latte. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3432 Hey 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
3433 Shiver me timbale, I's Captain Cook! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3434 I told ya when you opened this place that I ain't going nowhere and the anchor stays. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3435 We haul anchor when I say we haul anchor. We haul anchor when I say we haul anchor. We haul anchor when I say we haul anchor. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3436 When yer tall bike stops blocking the whole rack, Moonshadow. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3437 He blew ashore during last week's storm. Go ahead, you tell Capt'n Coffee to cast off!! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3438 They anchored here, had coffee and tried to leave without paying... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3439 In retrospect, we shouldn't have rebranded "sailing on the Java Sea." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3440 Our 'Barca Grande' comes with ship and anchor, and ten thousand cups of coffee. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3441 And I thought the "Race Together" campaign was a flop! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3442 That's why we stopped here! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3443 For the last time. When Macy's closed, we took over as an anchor tenant. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3444 We weigh anchor when I say we weigh anchor and not a bloody moment before. Now where's that double grande latte, Lassie? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3445 I saw "Starbuck's" and I thought of my old matey on the Pequod. Has he been in? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
3446 Drink up, me hearties, yo ho. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3447 Without it we'd be sunk. Do you really want watery coffee? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3448 Argh!! The fleet is in. Make sure we have the Rum Lattes ready for them. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3449 That be the key to the employees head. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3450 Get to work! You're pulling us down. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3451 I got the idea from watching "Roots." 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3452 The Anchorabica’s alright and yer barista be all left. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3453 It's a new kind of coffee made with seaweed; evidently seaweed is the new kale. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3454 The customers complained about what my parrot did to their coffee. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3455 I can't believe the Whitney wouldn't accept my anchor creation as a work of art! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3456 A new anchor store has taken over our lease. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3457 Scallywag Developer may plunder our block-mateys but... Avast ye; We're Not Moving! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3458 The only retirement package for Captain Hook. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3459 Kevin Pollak hates sea-themed decor 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3460 Aye, maties, me anchor is deep sixing our profits. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3461 Where do you get your fish -- the Gowanus Canals? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3462 This is just a start. We're changing the menu too. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3463 Blimey! Just tell them this is our anchor store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3464 Okay, fine--I'll say "arrrr" but the anchor stays. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3465 Aarg! What? Nobodys ever seen a Piresta's cafe! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3466 Good spot for his old hook but his sea swagger isn't quite the same. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3467 Nope. Anchors Not going aweigh my boys! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3468 He misses pillaging, but likes the health plan. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3469 It doesn't say "No Parking" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3470 I got an anchorin' for a cup a joe mateys! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3471 Did the cap'n order an anchor latte again? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3472 No I don't fly around on it. Wrong trope, Susan. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3473 I heard she's a real fixture in this place. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3474 Who would have thought a little coffee shop could become an anchor store? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3475 86 the seaweed salad 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3476 Order up! Venti machiatto for C. Hook. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3477 It's a sign that we're draggin' bottom! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3478 A nice place to crash. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3479 Husband: It's "keep" Portland weird, not perpetuate Portland's weirdness. Wife: Drink your coffee, Maury. But I must say, it really belongs in a coffee shop in Anchorage. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3480 I hate to think what the catch of the day is. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3481 This is a family restaurant. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3482 Oh, the anchor is just for the Cafè C'ptain to remind us that he's no longer a climate change denier, but a climate change entrepreneur! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3483 Your starbucks or your mermaid frapuccios! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3484 Ahoy mates, is this retro enough? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3485 Tall skim latte for Anchar? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3486 Those plundering bankers repossessed my boat! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3487 If one more person orders the Captain's Plate!! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3488 1 anchor grind cold brew on the bar! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3489 I get to keep it for a year after winning the Star Buccaneer award. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3490 Today only: Shark Fin soup of the Caribbean. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3491 This be me very own teeter-totter. Who's next? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3492 Saltwater and seaweed is now an option. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3493 Why is everyone so grim? The alginins from the kelp will really anchor the flavor and give sea legs to the foamy froth. We've the best grog on the seven seas. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3494 I captured the ship but the rest got away. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3495 Ceci n'est pas une Starbucks. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3496 The biscuits and gravy really weigh you down. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3497 Yo Ho Ho Hum. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3498 Our blend of the day is Caribbean Kelp. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3499 Never ye mind, Lassie....Long John Silver's didn't like it either... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3500 "His new blend is called "Yo Ho Ho"! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3501 'Pirates of the Caribbean' doesn't pay that well. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3502 peteehecht@gmail.com 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3503 I told you before, matey, it anchors the decor. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3504 I was Ahab's first mate and I own the place-lock, stock, and anchor. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3505 fifty bucks to anyone who can tell me how my anchor got here 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3506 Bluebeard Plate Special! Pick it up on the plank with a side of seaweed and cackle fruit! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3507 Aye be a Barista. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3508 Aye there he scofflaws...you think you can handle one of "my" ventis? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3509 Arrrr it's grinding me beans. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3510 Why? Because we're a bloody "anchor" store. Now who wants some grog?! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3511 It’s a metaphor of your contribution to this company Becky. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3512 Arr...Any complaints? Rather have sushi? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3513 I guess "Pirates of the Coffee-bean" just isn't cute any more. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3514 Williamsburg is post-peak hipster. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3515 Of course the anchor's away, my boy! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3516 It is Fleet Week, mateys. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3517 Hook, line and sinker, what's the big deal land lubbers? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3518 Art isn't easy. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3519 It's a gift for the mermaid on the sign! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3520 Clear the starboard side, blow the forward boiler tubes. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3521 The old salt loves nautical themes. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3522 I told you. This here shoppe ain't going anywhere. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3523 You should have seen the consolation prize! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3524 We're moving up. We're now the anchor store of this mall. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3525 I like the authentic nautical feel. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3526 Piratetising pros and cons. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3527 Jack’s method work was killick business. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3528 Nothing beats Captain Coffee's deep robust flavors. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3529 What the Trump is that? Steady my hearties. It won't stay long. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3530 No ma'am, we don't sell those fluffy little donuts. Just hardtack bagels. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3531 What's everyone looking at? It's only SpongeBob. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3532 Looks like the sky had a baby. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3533 Yarg, who let down the anchor! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3534 Yarr, it's how we slow-roast arr coffee. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3535 Landlubber? Landlubber? I have a decaf for Landlubber. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3536 Argh, and a rum decafe for you Matey! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3537 This bench and Everything bagels don't mix. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3538 Just hardtack. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3539 You must be pretty seedy 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3540 'Captain Hook's Restaurant' is here to stay. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3541 Yes of course the coffee is argh-anic! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3542 Barista elbow never stopped us in Neverland. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3543 Ho, and you are the largest anchor to my second-act career. Another latte macchi-Aarr!-to, matey. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3544 Compensation issues... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3545 So I said to him, "Mr. Trump, I won't be rentin' this store lest the mall be havin' a good strong anchor." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3546 The anchor in the room. (A metaphorical idiom for an obvious problem or risk ). 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3547 With this new career starting, I had to keep something to remind me of where I came from 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3548 Having coffee here with my counselor really took the weight off me. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3549 Anchor's up, hold the anchovies. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3550 The last person who tried to pay with a piece of plastic instead of a piece of eight, went straight to Davy Jones' Locker. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3551 Aaargh! This place needs a little greenery. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3552 Aarrgh, can't you just get a plaque like everyone else saying," Refuse to sink"? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3553 I told the decorator I wanted an atmosphere of "aargh." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3554 The coffee in Anchorage can hook you in too, Aargh! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3555 I thought you said it had a naughty theme. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3556 I need to magnetize my hook so I can pick up the quarters. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3557 Argh, I smell burning toast and mutiny. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3558 No fish today. Hey, at least I hooked the anchor. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3559 They need to add some color to the sludge 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3560 One avocado toast. And an anchor to keep you grounded. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3561 I guess a needed a trenta boat 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3562 For Chrissakes, it ain't Starbuck's. Not even close. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3563 Unfortunately I told him this was our anchor store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3564 And you thought half-caff, extra-hot, upside-down was a hassle. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3565 Aye, Matey, but your sign says, "Let our coffee anchor your day!" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3566 I see now why they call it a "greasy anchor" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3567 I didn't know this was Starbuck's anchor store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3568 Between it and me people get a fair idea of my prices. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3569 What do ya know... Haven't seen one of these since I was Prospecting on Subterrel. This baby belongs to them cloners. What you got here is a Kamino Saberdart 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3570 A black jack for Seadog!? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3571 Arghh one double-shot large grog, no foam, extra tar for thar matey yar! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3572 It seemed all harmless fun during barista training when he was just promising “The Anchor”. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3573 It's part of my new ready-made collection. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3574 Yarrrrrhd sale. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3575 They used to serve the best Fair Trade coffee in the city. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3576 If you don't get it, then Google it. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3577 This is just the thing we needed to raise our instarrrggghrammability. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3578 The anchor's one thing; I just hope he doesn't bring in the poop deck. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3579 Its true what they say: you can take a man away from the sea . . . 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3580 Yargh, that be a figurative message to me Line Cook Bobby. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3581 Every cup is guaranteed to shiver your timbers. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3582 Seaweed mocha chai for heather. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3583 Argggh, if that Starbuck fella wanders in here, for sure he'll be gettin' a taste of me cutlass 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3584 We dropped anchor at Java, and next thing I know... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3585 'Tis a cursed anniversary present 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3586 2100: The Year Starbucks Finally Went Under 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3587 There's a new hook at Peg Leg Peet's really big anchor store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3588 The mall asked if he wanted to be the anchor tenant. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3589 Here at 'Dunk-N-Jerk', we have an suggestion form that's also available for our customers as our employees are aware of, once submitted, are rarely ever submitted again. Looking forward to your comments. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3590 You want "few salads"? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3591 My name's Roger and I'm jolly. That's where the name comes from, blast ye. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3592 My anchor, man. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3593 Arrrrr! A Davey Jones' Latte, coming right up! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3594 The anchor was all I salvaged from the shipwreck of the "Star." I'll incorporate it into the sinage outside this here Starbuccaneer franchise. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3595 Fox News promised me an anchor position. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3596 We've added bryne to the coffee. It's better than chicory. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3597 I said "Anchors AWAY" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3598 That's my anchor and I'm sticking with it. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3599 Aargh. Fired by the sea, cruel woman. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3600 I told you not to use the "natural" moisturizer 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3601 What? Mall anchors drive customers, everybody knows that. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3602 I had to bring it in otherwise the cats keep me up all night... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3603 Ahoy Debbie. Your venti latte is ready. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3604 "Who ordered the large, extra strong double-latte mocha-chino dark roast with scones, to go"! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3605 "No, that was the other Roger. I treat my anchors a little better". 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3606 YOU MEAN TRENTA! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3607 I'm stayin put 'til I get change for my doubloon. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3608 Who here ordered the submarine with large, spicy meatballs!? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3609 Double captain-ccino, hold the foam 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3610 It's all blah, blah blubber! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3611 I said he could jump in whenever. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3612 Listen up, me hearties. Either that anchor goes or I'm taking café au rhum off the menu. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3613 Nah, I didn't hang up my anchor and retire. With the outrageous prices I'm charging for this fancy schmancy coffee, I'm still committing high seas robbery! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3614 What? You said we needed a hook to get people in here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3615 And after I caught the whale, I offered Geppetto a job in the kitchen. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3616 Why can't that bloody first mate of mine brew his own damned coffee? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3617 Arrgh...cashierin' in a coffee shop, ain't me cup of tea." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3618 Maybe climate change has pushed them ashore far earlier than experts predicted. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3619 I am on an anchored diet. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3620 Yo ho ho and a bottle of Unicorn Frappucino, argh. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3621 Grande with streamed seaweed please 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3622 I can't keep up with these instagram coffee trends #yohoblackbeardroasts 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3623 nope 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3624 Yep, the hoodlums are sailing without it... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3625 That was his ship parked out front 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3626 It keeps the beans a-grounded. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3627 I be needin' exact change, matey. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3628 Because it keeps this coffee shop anchored. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3629 I've heard of a guest twitter account takeover but Captain Hook has taken this coffee bar takeover to far, IMHO. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3630 Aargh matey, the coffee, sugar, and cream are free. The cup is $20.00 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3631 She's all I have left of me old ship,'The Fight For Fifteen.' 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3632 I told 'ye we are one of the mall's anchor stores during the interview! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3633 He used to be in slavery business before the Fair Trade thing came along. Hark karmic, me say! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3634 He did say 'hold down the fort while I'm gone.' 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3635 Argh, anchor "for here" again, laddies. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3636 Okay, so we all agree --- the ship stops here! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3637 One Extra-Large Seaweed Spice Latte for Sinbad. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3638 Hands off me daarrk roast. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3639 Yarr, we're this mall's anchor store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3640 What? I thought it was "bring your anchor baby to work" day. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3641 Honey, do you think they serve seafood by any chance? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3642 "Anchors aweigh, my boys" should be "anchor away, my staff" because it gets in the way. I learned that in pirate school. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3643 Arg, you said slow roasted! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3644 Call ye Ishmael! I've one grande fearsome white macchiato for the matey who call he Ishmael! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3645 Today's special - Sanka with sea salt, courtesy of Mr. Sparrow. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3646 Coffee costs an arm and a leg, so I dropped me anchor here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3647 Me anchor weighs upon aargh ambiance. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3648 That ship ain't leaving any time soon. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3649 ......touch me trophy and yur' keel-hauled to Starbucks. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3650 Arrrh.. n jus' decaf fer me anchor, 'es on the Forenoon watch. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3651 Coffee anchors the soul 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3652 Of course we only use unfair trade beans. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3653 Regular ahrrr decaf? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3654 I'm only work here for the benefits. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3655 And that two-tailed mermaid isn't offensive? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3656 He's hoping this theme works better than it did at his failed software company. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3657 Al I know is one inspector condemned my ship and now the building inspector wants us to use heavier wall anchors. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3658 Actually it's spelled A-W-E-I-G-H 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3659 I don't know what became of the boat I got it from. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3660 Freedom of religion bitches! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3661 It, a reminder to WEIGH in on your thoughts. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3662 When the Baaaarrrrista brings his home life to work 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3663 Arrrgh is there an "Ang-cor" here? Medium latte with skim milk. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3664 Awright, which of ye landlubbers said "arrrh"? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3665 Yeah, where do you park around here? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3666 This was the anchor tenancy on the wharf, at one time. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3667 An' his earring was all that was left of 'im. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3668 Argh. And they said the water levels would rise. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3669 Arg! I dropped anchor on that scurvy mermaid. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3670 The new management no longer offers a comlimentary "amuse bouche." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3671 Hook's the name, fishing's my game, and I'm looking for bait. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3672 It's me mission statement. No anchor dragging. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3673 As you can see, we don’t do any to-go orders. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3674 I don't care if corporate does say "anchors away!" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3675 Our zoning variance finally came through. Aargh! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3676 The new guy is really weighing us down. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3677 the home fries are cooked in whale oil 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3678 No foam latte for Skipper! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3679 I've been doing seaweed for 50 years, but do I get a 5-star Yelp review?! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3680 Last damn time I'll order anything from Costco 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3681 Shiver me caffe latte timbers--now, Matey! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3682 Why are people staring at me! I'm just pouring coffee 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3683 Clean it off; he wants a large fruit smoothie. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3684 Bottoms up. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3685 She cures me of me doldrums. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3686 I dropped anchor for the last time when I got hooked on coffee. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3687 "No one complains about the size of the pieces by Damien Hirst at the Venice biennale! And this is from an ACTUAL shipwreck.... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3688 Anchors aboard? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3689 They've been the anchor tenant for yaars. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3690 Yes, it's a reminder that your boss is staying put in this digital age. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3691 Ya scurvy dog. I said aweigh, not away. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3692 It's that travelling exhibit from Anchor and Chain's headquarters lobby. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3693 The coffee’s Fairtrade, it’s the Wi-Fi charges that are piracy! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3694 No free wi-fi! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3695 They get their beans in transit so you know they're fresh. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3696 When you've had enough - STOP! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3697 What did you say? Pfft, I faid fethers! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3698 Me lawyer said if I don't drop anchor here I can't call it fair trade coffee, arrr. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3699 No, we cannot move the 30 ton anchor. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3700 Aarrrggghhhh! Double macchiato upside down chai aweigh! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3701 The benefits are great but the free parkin' really sealed the deal! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3702 That's the last time I hire one of Davy Jones's landlubbers. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3703 'Central Perks' had a nice ring to it... not so sure about 'Central Pirates.' 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3704 Yo, we're not serving oatmeal anymore! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3705 I guess this is the Anchor Store in the mall. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3706 A foamy Black Sea latte and Madagascan iced coconut treasure ready at the bar now. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3707 Aye matey ye be right....this be the anchor store of this god forsaken hellhole ! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3708 Hot new Brooklyn trend: pirate diners. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3709 You can always tell if the coffee is good by the wait. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3710 Since his boat sunk he still has issues. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3711 Just a reminder, Friday is still fish day. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3712 Free sandwich to whoever can eat the entire Big Whopper. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3713 Mr President, what's with all the tweets? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3714 Another cup of sissy grog me hearties, and ballast her well! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3715 That's are darkest blend. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3716 Aargh! Love your new anchor store or walk the plank, me little baristas. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3717 We don't take cash or cards, but prepare to haul some anchor chain..or do a bit of swabbing ! It's the shyaaargh economy. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3718 Well at least they don't have a problem a problem with online piracy here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3719 Just putting some authenticity behind the name of this place. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3720 Shiver me latte. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3721 We had the nautical theme way before Starbucks. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3722 Arrr! Which one of ye scallywags ordered a float? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3723 The new anchors really pulls the "Pirates of the Caribbeanery" theme together. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3724 Large skim latte for Polly - with a cracker. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3725 According to Yelp, the food is good but there's a long weight. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3726 Give me a break. I am simply in hopes of avoiding questions about my recent decisions without having to prevaricate. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3727 Hot Sea Men made coffee 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3728 That's my latest trophy for top foam artistry. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3729 Yo ho! Yo ho! A barista's life for me! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3730 Yarrr! Wherever I go, me anchor goes. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3731 It was my turn to be on anchor watch. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3732 It's a special coffee made from the salts of the sea; ye maties have to really want some 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3733 Layin' over til me ship comes in. Mind the tip cup well! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3734 This is threatening. He is obviously very angry at the investigation. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3735 Anchor Away, Mabuoy? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3736 That's for my anchor management class. Quit starin' or I'll rip your eyes out! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3737 Arrr, Tea Party all-you-can-eat guests. There be another anchor baby here hogging the ice cream machine again! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3738 Arr! I'm anchoring for a hot mug of coffee. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3739 Arg! If it's not shaded gray, it's not important, Mates. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3740 Drinks are on me; I'm retiring today. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3741 Of cross I'm mad, so to speak, and yes, I'm finding it hard to turn the other cheek. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3742 This IS the anchor store - what did you expect? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3743 Arrrgh Hurry it up will ya. I've only got 10 more minutes on the meter. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3744 I hope, for your sake, you validate. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3745 Lattes aweigh! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3746 Piracy, broadsides, blood on the decks—you'll find them all at Aargh's 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3747 Just coffee and tea mate. No Anchor Light served here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3748 Quad espresso order--get a rope on that thing! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3749 At least this coffee shop is staying afloat better than my last ship. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3750 One large coffee, mate! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3751 The next matey who tries to hornswaggle me coffee will visit Davy Jones' locker! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3752 Another Kraken with whip. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3753 It's like an anchor around my neck since I retired, matey. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3754 Naw, it's a friggin' fishhook, ya idiot! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3755 Arrrh mi mateys, We aint Starbucks and the anchor stays! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3756 These windows in the ceiling are just spectacular! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3757 Ye better get used to it. We're going ta' be here a while 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3758 I thought "anchor aweigh" meant to hoist it out of here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3759 Thank you or tying my apron for me. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3760 It's part of a nautical theme with my hat and my hook 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3761 I said :Anchors Away", not "Anachors to the Cafe" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3762 The strike should be over any day now... any day. Then I promise, I'll be out of here as fast as you can say 'ahoy matey'. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3763 What's a Yelp? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3764 Fractured world capital themes. This week, Anchora. Next week, Nude Ellie. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3765 Eminent domain my ass! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3766 The touch screen is frozen 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3767 Aye, add a shot of rum and get the shiver out of ye timbers. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3768 I always drop my anchor before I have a Latte. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3769 He keeps dreaming he is still the captain of his pirate ship. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3770 Anchors away! I'm hooked on lattes! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3771 Welcome to Starrrrrrrrbucks 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3772 I bet that shivered your timbers! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3773 Arrr, where's those US Marshall? They told me Peter couldn't find me if I'm in WITSEC 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3774 I'm not giving up my rancor, no matter what the boss says! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3775 The next to go order will be huge. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3776 With my previous employer, this was a sign of commitment to the job. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3777 He owns the mall. This is his anchor store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3778 That best be a free-range, organic anchor, or you'll walk the plank. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3779 The next one of ye who says "anchors away" will find a surprise in yer latte. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3780 We both survived the Gale of '88. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3781 You'll break my hearty heart if you call the Department of Health 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3782 Thar she roasts! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3783 Arrrgh! Maybe he is draggin' everyone down ... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3784 Anchor's in the way! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3785 Nae judge a book by its cover. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3786 The keepsake at Captain Coffee's Cafe 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3787 I've heard this shop employs ex-cons. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3788 Step lively mateys, the land lubbers, those tinkerbellas want their joe. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3789 It's my service anchor. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3790 Lotta white fish this week. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3791 We'll see if subliminal messaging will increase clam chowder orders. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3792 He's sketchy, I know, but I feel anchored here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3793 Aaarrrrghh - quit your gripin' 'n get used ter it! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3794 It's the flagship store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3795 What? You have your computers. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3796 Does anyone know a Paul? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3797 Unicorn? They arrrrrren't real. But mermaids... now that's another story. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3798 Sally, I believe this is the sign we've been waiting for. I think it's time for us to finally tie the knot. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3799 The words be "Anchors Aweigh", not "anchor away"! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3800 ...ok, it might be weighing us down. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3801 Yes, we only season with Sea Salt. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3802 The next landlubber to complain gets the Anchor Expresso straight to Davy Jones Locker. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3803 Who ordered the Anchorchino? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3804 Ahoy Mates. This is the coffee bar. Anchors Away is upstairs. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3805 I didn't hear these complaints at "Aarrr-By's" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3806 Yargh, my seafaring past keeps weighin' me down. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3807 Argh! You think the coffee's bad now? Just wait 'til my ship comes in! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3808 Yo matey, we only accept plastic here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3809 Anchor Buck's Coffee will make me more money than a life of Piracy... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3810 They said the anchor store gets all the foot traffic 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3811 "Let's change 'Anchors Aweigh' to 'Big, Ugly Anchor Away,'" said the former navy man, an erstwhile patron of a coffee shop in Annapolis. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3812 My last job was in the sharing economy. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3813 I don't much care for this new Morning Joe anchor. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3814 It's just ta' remind thee that you're all going to Davey Jones' Locker sooner or later... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3815 Ouch, but not yet out, Jesus! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3816 Arrr you up to date on your tetanus? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3817 Anchors a... weight! What? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3818 Yarr a har har, who ordered the Double Ahoy Chai? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3819 Yarr, just be glad I didn't order the venti 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3820 Yeah, he's showing off his yuge anchor because no one will hold his hand." or "I don't blame her, no one in here will hold his hand." or "I don't blame her, who wants to hold that [italics] hand. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3821 Blackbeard, your venti mocha macchiato and grande anchor croissant are ready. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3822 And the next scallywag who complains about our new décor will be sipping their lattes at the nearest Starbucks. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3823 THIS PLACE SHOULD BE CALLED 'THE CAINE MUTINY' 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3824 Hmmm - maybe we shouldn't have ordered the chicken. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3825 1 paid extra to be the anchor store. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3826 It adds ambience to the place. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3827 Aye, sea level risin wont move this coffee house. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3828 The Captain's coworkers were beginning to suspect he was moonlighting elsewhere. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3829 Now serving authentic pirate food. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3830 It's a Peter Pan prank and stop singing "Anchors Aweigh". 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3831 What! You lubbers don't like the new decor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3832 Arrr, it's the Surgeon General's warning for our deca-shot dark roast. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3833 It was either a stupid wall or this anchor! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3834 I don't care about the new Starbucks across the street. This shop is going nowhere! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3835 What? My therapist said it'd help my PTSD. Arrr... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3836 Where do you think the organic sea weed in your latte comes from, you sorry landlubbers! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3837 Damn that Jack Sparrow - he stole everything but the anchor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3838 You cannot expect to order any fish. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3839 Wow, your bird call sure has come a long way! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3840 Bland jooooooe! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3841 Ahoy mateys! Market research said we needed a theme. I'm recovering well from the surgery. Thank you for asking. Enjoy! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3842 It's my coffee shop and I say the anchor stays where it is. If you don't like it, go to Starbucks like a jerk. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3843 And don't forget our drop-in special, folks. Aargh! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3844 This makes me an anchor tenant. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3845 I'm tired of other people taking advantage of what was my search for the white whale. You want authentic? I'll show you authentic. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3846 No-foam, double-deck, extra-league latte to go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3847 Holds down the place for me when I'm gone. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3848 I don't work here for the benefits, just to connect to something bigger. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3849 So, this is the new "anchor" store in the mall. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3850 Reminder of the work efficiency and customer service back home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3851 Looks like our cruise is coming to an end. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3852 Cream and sug-arrr! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3853 It's my service anchor. It helps keep me grounded. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3854 Alright already, the name change of 'Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea Cafe' it is 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3855 Ahoy mateys! Our special today is the espresso that lets me lift this anchor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3856 I just might pull up anchor and go work at the French place downtown. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3857 I find it soothes my post-traumatic stress disorder. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3858 No... he said he couldn't pay without using a bank machine, so I had him leave his tattoo 'till he's back. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3859 More Yaaaar, I tell Ye, more Yaaar in yer latte, Lass! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3860 We're the anchor for this shopping center. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3861 Aye, I heard you're having a sail today 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3862 Finish this story: "A Pirate walks into a barista with a crusty old anchor needing a job..." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3863 Recycled? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3864 Arr, who scratched the counter? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3865 This ship stop here. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3866 Who says a coffee shop can't be an anchor store??? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3867 I've heard of anchoring starboard but never Starbucks. What a fluke. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3868 'I need a keg of rum to go! " 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3869 What arrrrrrgh you looking at? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3870 It's better than being weighed down by debt. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3871 Better retirement gift than a watch! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3872 Wait until you see the fisherman's platter. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3873 I'm not letting anyone steal it again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3874 Welcome to Starboards! We sell coffee by the galleon. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3875 Argh . . . never leave home without it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3876 ...and a small decaf to go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3877 And that's just the 'tall' size. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3878 Cruise ship ahoy! We be wantin' 5000 fishburgers to go, mates. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3879 Ahoy matey and welcome to arrrr anchor store. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3880 Clearly, the "ar matey" thing did't go so well! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3881 Is this what they meant when they said that we had to weigh in? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3882 I used to be a nervous wreck at see, but now I'm hooked on coffee. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3883 May I be smashed to atoms and eternally damned if I charge you for a second cup! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3884 Sorry, we run out of all the original anchor crawlers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3885 I read he hijacks the seafood from only the best cruise lines, so it's very fresh. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3886 Arrr! That Seattle mermaid doesn't know beans about anchor stores. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3887 This should sink in our brand into our customer base! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3888 Decaf...arrggghhh. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3889 Yep Matey, it´s the old Pequod´s anchor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3890 This is the anchor store for the Pirate Coffee franchise. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3891 Ahoy landlubbers, try Cap'n Hook's 'Anchor Yer Belly Cheesecake' or you'll be walkin' the plank. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3892 The wive's decorating is a little heavy handed 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3893 We dropped me anchor when they named us anchor store of this blimey mall. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3894 Sears used to anchor this mall. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3895 Have a look at REAL flukes, mates, not a pirate barista. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3896 I'd like to stay for a while 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3897 It seems we are " anchored & hooked to Captain Hooks coffee shop" 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3898 What'd you expect from a baaaaarghista? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3899 Aye, the Davy Jones brand of coffee is flavored with real kelp, and some critters. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3900 And a soy latte for Queequeg 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3901 It keeps me focused. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3902 See, I told you, this is his anchor store. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3903 We're no chain restaurant. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3904 He got it registered as a service anchor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3905 Are you deaf? I asked you to serve the banker. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3906 Annchor's in the way me boys? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3907 Anne Kerr, your latte is ready. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3908 There! No more from you landlubbers about, "Is the fish fresh!" 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3909 Arrr... stupid cartoon... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3910 What? This is a tow zone! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3911 No parrothead jokes. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3912 Calm before the storm? Take it easy, Cabin Boy.....Fancy a cup of Joe? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3913 No. Nobody's ever called me a "Barrrr-ista" before. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3914 Arrgh! Who dared to give our rum latte a bad review? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3915 Wow, Bob. I don't know about you, but I'm impressed with the Captain D's remodel. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3916 Renee, run ye to the bank and get another roll of doubloons. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3917 Avast, me buckos, and smell the hook's brine brew. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3918 We'll have the wind at our backs someday... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3919 AARRRRGGH! What do you mean you don't take anchors as payment?! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3920 Quit yer bellyaching! I was running a ground long before you were born, matey. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3921 This training program is getting out of hand. If you order a pastry, they have to walk the plank. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3922 Why,this is no convenience store. It is an inconvenience store. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3923 For the last time, do not use Microsoft Word on our wi-fi! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3924 This job may be your anchor. It surely isn't mine. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3925 This isn't your remote office. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3926 The old computer system is so slow and archaic, it seems like nothing more than a boat anchor 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3927 As the new anchor store to this mall, I've brought in the updated logo... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3928 Aye, now I just need to sell enough lattes to get me ship out of impound. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3929 All we need now is some Hope 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3930 eeyyee,it was the boodie prize after the ship sank. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3931 She's been a mess since she separated from her chain 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3932 You're the ones who ruined tattoos. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3933 This is the anchor store in our chain. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3934 Offer them free refills if they'll stop complaining. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3935 No milk, no sugar -- just Blackbeard. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3936 No tuna. Gator. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3937 You gotta be Kidding me! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3938 That's a doppio ristretto for Davey, Davey Jones. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3939 Viewer numbers are down. We may need a new anchor, soon. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3940 Any more complaints about the whale meat not being fresh?!? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3941 It wasn't this busy when it was just called, Hook & Sinker. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3942 The anchor's fine but I'm not sure about the cappARGHHHHcino 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3943 How goes the twitter feed? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3944 Which one 'o ye loiter-sacks ordered th' fish 'n chips. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3945 I'll give 'em an anchor tenant, by Neptune! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3946 Stare all ye want, mateys—we serve the best coffee in Anchorage! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3947 Well, they don't let me park on the street. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3948 Anchor your coffee! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3949 Where's the water? This is water! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3950 Keep your grubby hands off me anchor, you coffee-swilling lubbers! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3951 You're the one who said we needed an anchor for the relay. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3952 Which one 'o ye loiter-sacks ordered th' fish 'n chips. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3953 I know...the "Anchors Away Coffee" theme is a little over the top. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3954 Damn, Neptune's got food-poisoning again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3955 I came all this way and you're out of the sea salt caramel latte?! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3956 We bought from the Democratic National Committee. Seems it was impeding progress. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3957 Do we tie this around our feet now or Wait for the next Tweet? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3958 I hate it when the snow birds come back a-shellin' on MY beach. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3959 Order up, Davy Jones' latte! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3960 I'll take the sea salt caramel latte. Ok, that's gonna be three anchovies 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3961 One Unicorn Frappuccino – and not a word to me crew! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3962 Captain Hook really takes the shopping center anchor store designation literally. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3963 Everybody learns the new latte art by Friday. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3964 Better order a grande to go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3965 The anchor is for the over caffeinated when they hit the red level...a danger to themselves and others. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3966 Arrgh! It ain't your daddy's Anchor Steam, matey. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3967 Man the lifeboats. The Skipper located his remote stash and is singing Anchors Away again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3968 Ahhhhrrrr, matey...finally found a spot t' 'drop-me-anchor'...permanent like! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3969 It has to taste better than the cherry blossom latte. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3970 It was either that or the blubber latte. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3971 Lefty loving landlubbers made me take down my Jolly Roger. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3972 Fishing is a gentleman's hobby...and mine, too! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3973 Aye! May it remind y'all tis rum be the true caffeinator. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3974 That was one anchor-hocking cup of coffee? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0