Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
You shouldn't have opened that can of worms. |
1.9686 |
0.01923 |
1718 |
573 |
626 |
519 |
1 |
You might want to rethink your ringtone |
1.9674 |
0.01817 |
1839 |
589 |
721 |
529 |
2 |
Normally, one in the hand is sufficient. |
1.9193 |
0.01988 |
1524 |
525 |
597 |
402 |
3 |
It could be worse, squirrels would be after your nuts. |
1.9001 |
0.02213 |
1402 |
558 |
426 |
418 |
4 |
THE St. Francis? |
1.8638 |
0.02532 |
1006 |
402 |
339 |
265 |
5 |
You have got to stop tweeting. |
1.8572 |
0.02085 |
1429 |
560 |
513 |
356 |
6 |
I think you're supposed to scatter it on the ground. |
1.8470 |
0.02602 |
869 |
332 |
338 |
199 |
7 |
It's called a cluster flock. |
1.8415 |
0.03098 |
713 |
309 |
208 |
196 |
8 |
Is that a new suet you're wearing? |
1.7731 |
0.02239 |
1265 |
577 |
398 |
290 |
9 |
My favorite? Rear Window. You? |
1.7608 |
0.02129 |
1367 |
626 |
442 |
299 |
10 |
Dad, that's not what it means to have Twitter followers. |
1.7553 |
0.02708 |
797 |
354 |
284 |
159 |
11 |
Maybe because they took down that Confederate statue. |
1.7542 |
0.01995 |
1501 |
678 |
514 |
309 |
12 |
I didn't say you couldn't replicate their mating call. I said you shouldn't. |
1.7436 |
0.03189 |
585 |
268 |
199 |
118 |
13 |
I ‘ve often wondered what happens if you exceed 140 characters |
1.7142 |
0.02281 |
1151 |
556 |
368 |
227 |
14 |
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? |
1.7127 |
0.02444 |
1051 |
524 |
305 |
222 |
15 |
:What was it like, working for Hitchcock?" |
1.6927 |
0.02909 |
703 |
350 |
219 |
134 |
16 |
You need to establish a pecking order. |
1.6908 |
0.02663 |
773 |
368 |
276 |
129 |
17 |
Awesome! Now do the mating call of the black-throated green warbler. |
1.6749 |
0.02838 |
686 |
337 |
235 |
114 |
18 |
I see your application for seed money was approved. |
1.6596 |
0.02468 |
899 |
451 |
303 |
145 |
19 |
I didn't know they still made Cracker Jacks. |
1.6538 |
0.02084 |
1730 |
1053 |
223 |
454 |
20 |
If given a choice, would you have picked a different superpower? |
1.6406 |
0.03747 |
448 |
250 |
109 |
89 |
21 |
The seeded bagel may not have been your best choice. |
1.6348 |
0.02101 |
1172 |
595 |
410 |
167 |
22 |
Assisi, eh? What brings you to Brooklyn? |
1.6107 |
0.03188 |
524 |
281 |
166 |
77 |
23 |
Impressive bird call. |
1.6086 |
0.02336 |
948 |
503 |
313 |
132 |
24 |
Mr. Spicer, you can come out now. I think they've gone. |
1.6068 |
0.03249 |
557 |
316 |
144 |
97 |
25 |
That was one hell of a bird call. |
1.6054 |
0.02616 |
783 |
425 |
242 |
116 |
26 |
I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for you. |
1.5935 |
0.03034 |
551 |
297 |
181 |
73 |
27 |
Is that a new suet? |
1.5927 |
0.02634 |
820 |
468 |
218 |
134 |
28 |
Maybe you need to close your twitter account? |
1.5894 |
0.02614 |
772 |
427 |
235 |
110 |
29 |
Psst. It's me, Spicer. Are they gone yet? |
1.5785 |
0.02864 |
688 |
400 |
178 |
110 |
30 |
Do they bother you ? |
1.5736 |
0.03202 |
645 |
409 |
102 |
134 |
31 |
Do you mind. I came here to get away from incessant tweeting. |
1.5692 |
0.02951 |
585 |
329 |
179 |
77 |
32 |
Try meowing. |
1.5666 |
0.03834 |
353 |
201 |
104 |
48 |
33 |
Good thing they aren't woodpeckers. |
1.5652 |
0.02966 |
552 |
306 |
180 |
66 |
34 |
It hurts a little more than the fish pedicure |
1.5613 |
0.03225 |
538 |
320 |
134 |
84 |
35 |
So...you’re from Capistrano? |
1.5613 |
0.02874 |
604 |
341 |
187 |
76 |
36 |
You're a chick magnet. |
1.5603 |
0.02988 |
589 |
341 |
166 |
82 |
37 |
Yeah, some days you're the pigeon, some days the statue. |
1.5594 |
0.03232 |
488 |
279 |
145 |
64 |
38 |
I'll get the cat lady. |
1.5573 |
0.03164 |
515 |
297 |
149 |
69 |
39 |
...and here come the bees. |
1.5566 |
0.03564 |
512 |
330 |
79 |
103 |
40 |
'To Kill a Mockingbird', why do you ask? |
1.5551 |
0.03250 |
490 |
284 |
140 |
66 |
41 |
Really? Every year, Mr. Capistrano? |
1.5546 |
0.03039 |
559 |
324 |
160 |
75 |
42 |
It's all fun and games until you're covered in bird shit. |
1.5545 |
0.03566 |
523 |
342 |
72 |
109 |
43 |
Look. I'm not going to read this if you're not listening. |
1.5536 |
0.03270 |
513 |
306 |
130 |
77 |
44 |
Ever see that movie—oooh, what’s the name of it? |
1.5510 |
0.03173 |
490 |
280 |
150 |
60 |
45 |
It’s what we call a ‘tweet storm’. |
1.5466 |
0.03332 |
494 |
298 |
122 |
74 |
46 |
First time on Twitter? |
1.5464 |
0.03197 |
496 |
289 |
143 |
64 |
47 |
What do you mean you're a chick magnet? |
1.5449 |
0.03097 |
512 |
295 |
155 |
62 |
48 |
First time in New York City? |
1.5449 |
0.03972 |
323 |
189 |
92 |
42 |
49 |
No, I don't know why they're here every day. But then, I can't imagine why you're here every day. |
1.5327 |
0.03586 |
413 |
251 |
104 |
58 |
50 |
There is a downside to being statuesque |
1.5324 |
0.03347 |
447 |
265 |
126 |
56 |
51 |
This is not the best way to hide from the special prosecutor, Mr. President |
1.5283 |
0.03625 |
424 |
265 |
94 |
65 |
52 |
That's what you get for being statuesque |
1.5253 |
0.03280 |
434 |
253 |
134 |
47 |
53 |
How does it feel to be #1 in the pecking order? |
1.5144 |
0.03524 |
383 |
229 |
111 |
43 |
54 |
That's the reason I always sit on this side of the bench. |
1.5117 |
0.03789 |
342 |
208 |
93 |
41 |
55 |
Definitely don't feed the squirrels. |
1.5079 |
0.03955 |
315 |
193 |
84 |
38 |
56 |
No politician in history - and I say this with great surety - has ever been more popular with the pigeons than you sir. |
1.5068 |
0.03693 |
365 |
225 |
95 |
45 |
57 |
I see there's a downside to being statuesque. |
1.5055 |
0.03639 |
364 |
222 |
100 |
42 |
58 |
Jeez, get a coop. |
1.5050 |
0.04126 |
303 |
190 |
73 |
40 |
59 |
My tweet went viral! |
1.5028 |
0.03805 |
356 |
224 |
85 |
47 |
60 |
You know I can still see you, right? |
1.5000 |
0.04053 |
294 |
181 |
79 |
34 |
61 |
I see you also get a good response to your tweets. |
1.4985 |
0.03620 |
343 |
206 |
103 |
34 |
62 |
This gives a whole new meaning to tweeting. |
1.4985 |
0.03792 |
339 |
210 |
89 |
40 |
63 |
I think you're trending. |
1.4955 |
0.04027 |
333 |
216 |
69 |
48 |
64 |
In the movie, this doesn't end well. |
1.4935 |
0.03924 |
310 |
192 |
83 |
35 |
65 |
It's a good thing you didn't try a moose call. |
1.4933 |
0.03993 |
300 |
186 |
80 |
34 |
66 |
Well, sometimes you're the statue and sometimes you're the pigeon. |
1.4889 |
0.03929 |
315 |
198 |
80 |
37 |
67 |
Yes, and it's also true that birds of a feather poop together. |
1.4870 |
0.04559 |
230 |
144 |
60 |
26 |
68 |
I thought you looked a little seedy today... |
1.4857 |
0.08326 |
70 |
44 |
18 |
8 |
69 |
CUT !!!. The script says 'pecking' not 'landing'. |
1.4852 |
0.04208 |
305 |
201 |
60 |
44 |
70 |
Don't worry. It says here they're migratory. |
1.4821 |
0.04275 |
251 |
156 |
69 |
26 |
71 |
Stoolie Conference? |
1.4795 |
0.03954 |
292 |
182 |
80 |
30 |
72 |
Carol mentioned that you started tweeting. How's it going? |
1.4775 |
0.03984 |
289 |
181 |
78 |
30 |
73 |
At least it's not bees. |
1.4772 |
0.03931 |
285 |
176 |
82 |
27 |
74 |
You weren't kidding when you said you could draw birds. |
1.4758 |
0.04132 |
269 |
169 |
72 |
28 |
75 |
You know my uncle had the same thing but with emus. |
1.4752 |
0.04238 |
282 |
184 |
62 |
36 |
76 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just use sunscreen? |
1.4729 |
0.04534 |
258 |
172 |
50 |
36 |
77 |
Francis? |
1.4721 |
0.04098 |
269 |
169 |
73 |
27 |
78 |
You can "unfollow" them, you know? |
1.4641 |
0.04290 |
237 |
149 |
66 |
22 |
79 |
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? |
1.4636 |
0.04662 |
220 |
143 |
52 |
25 |
80 |
I guess I'm not the only one who thinks a statue should be made in your honor. |
1.4627 |
0.04504 |
255 |
171 |
50 |
34 |
81 |
Great birdcall. |
1.4603 |
0.04144 |
252 |
159 |
70 |
23 |
82 |
Man, you are so flocked... |
1.4600 |
0.04281 |
250 |
161 |
63 |
26 |
83 |
Me? I'm a cat person. |
1.4597 |
0.04567 |
211 |
134 |
57 |
20 |
84 |
Something similar happened to my cousin when he tried to feed the elephants -of course, that had a more tragic result. |
1.4571 |
0.04495 |
245 |
163 |
52 |
30 |
85 |
You're in the clear: its a murder of crows, and a flock of pigeons. |
1.4571 |
0.04532 |
245 |
164 |
50 |
31 |
86 |
It's probably your three-piece suet. |
1.4545 |
0.04263 |
242 |
155 |
64 |
23 |
87 |
I think you're overdoing the tweets. |
1.4542 |
0.04369 |
240 |
156 |
59 |
25 |
88 |
It says, "Move your arms and scream." |
1.4533 |
0.04708 |
214 |
141 |
49 |
24 |
89 |
So how's that seeds and berries cleanse going? |
1.4515 |
0.04528 |
237 |
158 |
51 |
28 |
90 |
I warned you not to let yourself go to seed. |
1.4506 |
0.04294 |
233 |
149 |
63 |
21 |
91 |
Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.4483 |
0.04349 |
232 |
150 |
60 |
22 |
92 |
I stopped sitting there for that very reason |
1.4483 |
0.04789 |
174 |
109 |
52 |
13 |
93 |
Have you tried spreading it on the ground? |
1.4483 |
0.04349 |
232 |
150 |
60 |
22 |
94 |
That superglue spray gets 'em every time. |
1.4478 |
0.04908 |
230 |
162 |
33 |
35 |
95 |
Just be glad I didn't tell you about the bees. |
1.4478 |
0.04333 |
230 |
148 |
61 |
21 |
96 |
Good news: they're curious, friendly birds native to these parts. Bad news: it's mating season. |
1.4449 |
0.04327 |
227 |
146 |
61 |
20 |
97 |
I bring a book so they don't bother me. |
1.4449 |
0.04547 |
227 |
151 |
51 |
25 |
98 |
Shall I call a cat? |
1.4444 |
0.04168 |
225 |
141 |
68 |
16 |
99 |
I guess the owl sweater's not working. |
1.4444 |
0.04620 |
225 |
151 |
48 |
26 |
100 |
I'm afraid the press corps has spotted you, Mr. Spicer. |
1.4409 |
0.04740 |
220 |
150 |
43 |
27 |
101 |
Fine. You're the Prince of Peace. Happy now? |
1.4404 |
0.04971 |
193 |
130 |
41 |
22 |
102 |
"Two in the bush" is looking pretty good right now, eh? |
1.4404 |
0.04498 |
218 |
143 |
54 |
21 |
103 |
I take it you're not a cat person. |
1.4389 |
0.04738 |
180 |
115 |
51 |
14 |
104 |
It’s fun until the woodpeckers show up. |
1.4375 |
0.04765 |
192 |
126 |
48 |
18 |
105 |
Hey, a superpower is a superpower. |
1.4371 |
0.05135 |
167 |
110 |
41 |
16 |
106 |
It's probably better if you just scatter the seeds instead of 'making them work for them.' |
1.4365 |
0.04846 |
181 |
118 |
47 |
16 |
107 |
You know, you have to throw the bread crumbs. |
1.4365 |
0.05153 |
181 |
123 |
37 |
21 |
108 |
I believe you've been flocked. |
1.4354 |
0.04483 |
209 |
136 |
55 |
18 |
109 |
Well, I guess you have to entertain yourself some other way these days, eh, Mankoff? |
1.4354 |
0.05240 |
209 |
152 |
23 |
34 |
110 |
You seem to have mastered that, now would you like to try the mating call of the bluejay? |
1.4354 |
0.04684 |
209 |
140 |
47 |
22 |
111 |
Wait, we skipped step four. You were supposed to throw the bread on the ground. |
1.4354 |
0.04327 |
209 |
133 |
61 |
15 |
112 |
By my count, that's worth 72 in the bush. |
1.4333 |
0.05217 |
150 |
97 |
41 |
12 |
113 |
But they do bother me! |
1.4327 |
0.04986 |
208 |
146 |
34 |
28 |
114 |
I'm an empty nester. |
1.4327 |
0.04548 |
208 |
137 |
52 |
19 |
115 |
Hold your ground. Don't let them see fear. |
1.4320 |
0.04367 |
206 |
132 |
59 |
15 |
116 |
Alfred, your next film is writing itself. |
1.4320 |
0.04631 |
206 |
137 |
49 |
20 |
117 |
Have you considered a service cat? |
1.4314 |
0.04451 |
204 |
132 |
56 |
16 |
118 |
How long were you in Alcatraz? |
1.4307 |
0.04590 |
202 |
133 |
51 |
18 |
119 |
It will all make sense when the bees get here. |
1.4307 |
0.04696 |
202 |
135 |
47 |
20 |
120 |
Oh David, not another shameless Hitchcockian cry for attention. |
1.4264 |
0.05043 |
197 |
138 |
34 |
25 |
121 |
Wow. That was a hell of a birdcall. |
1.4256 |
0.04759 |
195 |
131 |
45 |
19 |
122 |
I TOLD you your clothes were looking seedy. |
1.4256 |
0.04472 |
195 |
126 |
55 |
14 |
123 |
That was one of the best bird whistles I ever heard. |
1.4227 |
0.04545 |
194 |
127 |
52 |
15 |
124 |
So how many is this worth in the bush again? |
1.4227 |
0.04774 |
194 |
131 |
44 |
19 |
125 |
This is why I don't tweet. |
1.4219 |
0.04577 |
192 |
126 |
51 |
15 |
126 |
I'm more of a rat person. |
1.4211 |
0.05070 |
190 |
133 |
34 |
23 |
127 |
Well, if they were crows it would be a murder! |
1.4187 |
0.05281 |
160 |
109 |
35 |
16 |
128 |
Go ahead and keep the other half of that sandwich, Frank. I'm good. |
1.4171 |
0.04899 |
187 |
128 |
40 |
19 |
129 |
I see why you lost your job as a scarecrow. |
1.4171 |
0.04658 |
187 |
124 |
48 |
15 |
130 |
Next - let me tell you about the bees. |
1.4162 |
0.04629 |
185 |
122 |
49 |
14 |
131 |
Well, now you're flocked. |
1.4153 |
0.04914 |
183 |
125 |
40 |
18 |
132 |
Apparently birds of a feather also stick to you. |
1.4144 |
0.04763 |
181 |
121 |
45 |
15 |
133 |
So, 7 Down is 5 letters, "The blank and the Bees". |
1.4144 |
0.04068 |
181 |
111 |
65 |
5 |
134 |
Sorry. Wrong spell. |
1.4118 |
0.05605 |
153 |
108 |
27 |
18 |
135 |
Maybe sunflower seeds are more of an indoor snack? |
1.4111 |
0.04907 |
180 |
123 |
40 |
17 |
136 |
If they see you reading, they leave you alone. |
1.4111 |
0.04843 |
180 |
122 |
42 |
16 |
137 |
You may want to think about tweeting less. |
1.4111 |
0.05154 |
180 |
127 |
32 |
21 |
138 |
Oh, I wouldn't sit there. |
1.4110 |
0.05274 |
163 |
113 |
33 |
17 |
139 |
They're gone, Spicer. You can come out. |
1.4094 |
0.04954 |
171 |
116 |
40 |
15 |
140 |
If you think this is unpleasant, wait for the falcons show up. |
1.4091 |
0.04786 |
176 |
118 |
44 |
14 |
141 |
Hello, my name is Bill, and I'm an empty nester. |
1.4091 |
0.04920 |
176 |
120 |
40 |
16 |
142 |
It's always about you, isn't it? |
1.4071 |
0.05726 |
140 |
98 |
27 |
15 |
143 |
You say this started when you were in Alcatraz |
1.4070 |
0.05067 |
172 |
119 |
36 |
17 |
144 |
I have the most birds. The hugest flock. Bigger than ever before. They love me more. |
1.4065 |
0.05545 |
155 |
110 |
27 |
18 |
145 |
The manual only says how to call them, not how to send them away. |
1.4062 |
0.05039 |
160 |
108 |
39 |
13 |
146 |
Well the book says 'Mainly seeds and small insects.' |
1.4062 |
0.05193 |
160 |
110 |
35 |
15 |
147 |
Tuppence for your thoughts. |
1.4025 |
0.05135 |
159 |
109 |
36 |
14 |
148 |
You're wearing that to the Met Gala? |
1.4012 |
0.05570 |
162 |
118 |
23 |
21 |
149 |
Those Tweets always come back to bite you |
1.4012 |
0.05101 |
167 |
116 |
35 |
16 |
150 |
Looks like you're trending. |
1.4000 |
0.05144 |
165 |
115 |
34 |
16 |
151 |
They're coming home to Proust. |
1.4000 |
0.04848 |
165 |
111 |
42 |
12 |
152 |
Mom warned me about the seedy characters I'd meet in the park. |
1.3988 |
0.04888 |
163 |
110 |
41 |
12 |
153 |
Women, Larry. When I said 'chicks' I meant women. |
1.3988 |
0.05115 |
163 |
113 |
35 |
15 |
154 |
That's why I don't tweet. |
1.3988 |
0.05115 |
163 |
113 |
35 |
15 |
155 |
You always did come first in the pecking order. |
1.3938 |
0.05177 |
160 |
112 |
33 |
15 |
156 |
Always a chick magnet! |
1.3938 |
0.04864 |
160 |
108 |
41 |
11 |
157 |
Listen, I know Tippi Hedren, you're no Tippi Hedren. |
1.3933 |
0.05508 |
150 |
107 |
27 |
16 |
158 |
The Germans must have a word for this |
1.3932 |
0.06185 |
117 |
83 |
22 |
12 |
159 |
That still looks like a better travel option than United. |
1.3924 |
0.05450 |
158 |
114 |
26 |
18 |
160 |
You must be an empty nester. |
1.3924 |
0.05300 |
158 |
112 |
30 |
16 |
161 |
Hmm, they really do stick together. |
1.3924 |
0.04564 |
158 |
103 |
48 |
7 |
162 |
You exceeded 140 characters. |
1.3924 |
0.05375 |
158 |
113 |
28 |
17 |
163 |
Technically, you're being assaulted by an 'exaltation'. |
1.3924 |
0.05223 |
158 |
111 |
32 |
15 |
164 |
Your new suit is impeckable. |
1.3910 |
0.05424 |
156 |
112 |
27 |
17 |
165 |
Well according to the guide, they are either Crested Turtle Doves, or Poison-beaked Eye gougers, hard to tell from the illustrations. |
1.3910 |
0.05348 |
156 |
111 |
29 |
16 |
166 |
I told you not to get the everything bagel. |
1.3896 |
0.05317 |
154 |
109 |
30 |
15 |
167 |
I'm trying to read. Shut the flock up. |
1.3896 |
0.05397 |
154 |
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I'm more of a dog person, myself. |
1.3896 |
0.05317 |
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30 |
15 |
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You say it started with a tweet? |
1.3896 |
0.04902 |
154 |
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40 |
10 |
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Clever Mr. Spicer. If a hedge doesn't work... |
1.3896 |
0.05397 |
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28 |
16 |
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With every season, tern tern tern... |
1.3882 |
0.05366 |
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29 |
15 |
172 |
Is that a breadstick in your pocket or are they happy to see you? |
1.3841 |
0.05304 |
151 |
107 |
30 |
14 |
173 |
So what was it like in Alcatraz? |
1.3841 |
0.05220 |
151 |
106 |
32 |
13 |
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You know that's not how you tweet, right? |
1.3841 |
0.05387 |
151 |
108 |
28 |
15 |
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That's what you get for excessive tweeting, Donald. |
1.3841 |
0.06007 |
151 |
116 |
12 |
23 |
176 |
How's your everything bagel? |
1.3841 |
0.05387 |
151 |
108 |
28 |
15 |
177 |
Your fly is open. |
1.3826 |
0.05003 |
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102 |
37 |
10 |
178 |
Shit happens. |
1.3826 |
0.05520 |
149 |
108 |
25 |
16 |
179 |
No flies on you. |
1.3810 |
0.05228 |
147 |
103 |
32 |
12 |
180 |
Maybe it's your three piece suet. |
1.3810 |
0.05228 |
147 |
103 |
32 |
12 |
181 |
Interesting. I don't detect any pecking otder at all. |
1.3810 |
0.04859 |
147 |
99 |
40 |
8 |
182 |
What did you tweet? |
1.3793 |
0.05455 |
145 |
104 |
27 |
14 |
183 |
Wow! You've taken 'tweeting to a whole new level. |
1.3793 |
0.05367 |
145 |
103 |
29 |
13 |
184 |
So what was it like in Alcatraz? |
1.3793 |
0.05277 |
145 |
102 |
31 |
12 |
185 |
Nice suet. |
1.3793 |
0.04997 |
145 |
99 |
37 |
9 |
186 |
How many re-tweets? |
1.3793 |
0.04997 |
145 |
99 |
37 |
9 |
187 |
Don't laugh. The bees aren't far behind. |
1.3793 |
0.05367 |
145 |
103 |
29 |
13 |
188 |
Wow, that was some birdcall. |
1.3793 |
0.05185 |
145 |
101 |
33 |
11 |
189 |
I prefer reading to tweeting, but that's just me. |
1.3793 |
0.05277 |
145 |
102 |
31 |
12 |
190 |
Reading is for the what? |
1.3780 |
0.05582 |
127 |
89 |
28 |
10 |
191 |
I think we're a bit beyond 'shoo, shoo' here. |
1.3776 |
0.05233 |
143 |
100 |
32 |
11 |
192 |
Next, Son, I'll teach you about the BEES... |
1.3776 |
0.05138 |
143 |
99 |
34 |
10 |
193 |
I just checked in the book and I am sorry to tell you sir but the record is one hundred and eight birds. |
1.3759 |
0.05282 |
141 |
99 |
31 |
11 |
194 |
No, I'm not familiar with Hitchcock's films. Why do you ask? |
1.3714 |
0.05301 |
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99 |
30 |
11 |
195 |
Pigeon Whisperer? |
1.3714 |
0.05397 |
140 |
100 |
28 |
12 |
196 |
Another open call audition Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.3714 |
0.05584 |
140 |
102 |
24 |
14 |
197 |
So, then, all things being equal, you'd say that 'Hope' isn't the thing with feathers? |
1.3714 |
0.05492 |
140 |
101 |
26 |
13 |
198 |
You should cut back on the tweets, Mr. President. |
1.3714 |
0.05584 |
140 |
102 |
24 |
14 |
199 |
When you said you'd act as my wingman... |
1.3714 |
0.04792 |
140 |
94 |
40 |
6 |
200 |
So by my count, that's worth about 1,000 birds in the bush. |
1.3714 |
0.05301 |
140 |
99 |
30 |
11 |
201 |
I guess you won the popular vote. |
1.3696 |
0.05546 |
138 |
100 |
25 |
13 |
202 |
Apparently you don't need a computer to play "Angry Birds". |
1.3696 |
0.05150 |
138 |
96 |
33 |
9 |
203 |
Don't know if you care, but there are geese heading this way. |
1.3689 |
0.05726 |
122 |
87 |
25 |
10 |
204 |
My tweets never get that many replies. |
1.3676 |
0.05093 |
136 |
94 |
34 |
8 |
205 |
Why don't you try turning off your Twitter feed? |
1.3676 |
0.05793 |
136 |
101 |
20 |
15 |
206 |
And that's why I don't tweet any more. |
1.3676 |
0.05504 |
136 |
98 |
26 |
12 |
207 |
They're called Liar birds, Mr. President. |
1.3676 |
0.05793 |
136 |
101 |
20 |
15 |
208 |
Why don't I just shit on you, too? |
1.3657 |
0.06226 |
134 |
104 |
11 |
19 |
209 |
They say that's good luck, you know. |
1.3657 |
0.05140 |
134 |
93 |
33 |
8 |
210 |
i see you're wearing the Tippi Hedron collection |
1.3636 |
0.05616 |
132 |
96 |
24 |
12 |
211 |
Beats vultures. |
1.3636 |
0.05512 |
132 |
95 |
26 |
11 |
212 |
You're sending the wrong kind of tweets... |
1.3636 |
0.05819 |
132 |
98 |
20 |
14 |
213 |
That must have been quite a tweet! |
1.3636 |
0.05298 |
132 |
93 |
30 |
9 |
214 |
Seriously, do not feed the birds. |
1.3621 |
0.05107 |
116 |
78 |
34 |
4 |
215 |
I heard it's good luck |
1.3615 |
0.05005 |
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89 |
35 |
6 |
216 |
You know you can block unwanted tweets. |
1.3615 |
0.05881 |
130 |
97 |
19 |
14 |
217 |
I warned you that was their seat. |
1.3594 |
0.05627 |
128 |
93 |
24 |
11 |
218 |
I've always found that screaming helps right about now. |
1.3594 |
0.05289 |
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90 |
30 |
8 |
219 |
you're doing it wrong |
1.3585 |
0.06728 |
106 |
81 |
12 |
13 |
220 |
You couldn't have just one, could you? |
1.3585 |
0.06314 |
106 |
78 |
18 |
10 |
221 |
I want to introduce you to a cat-lady I know. |
1.3571 |
0.05686 |
126 |
92 |
23 |
11 |
222 |
You really nailed that bird call. |
1.3571 |
0.05574 |
126 |
91 |
25 |
10 |
223 |
Maybe it's time for your "safeword". |
1.3571 |
0.05574 |
126 |
91 |
25 |
10 |
224 |
You might try putting the bird seed on the ground |
1.3571 |
0.05341 |
126 |
89 |
29 |
8 |
225 |
Me? I’d probably start with shoo. |
1.3548 |
0.05272 |
124 |
87 |
30 |
7 |
226 |
It would be nice if they picked up the dead bodies once in a while. |
1.3548 |
0.06396 |
124 |
97 |
10 |
17 |
227 |
How's your sandwich? |
1.3548 |
0.05515 |
124 |
89 |
26 |
9 |
228 |
Perhaps you should have settled for two in the bush? |
1.3548 |
0.05633 |
124 |
90 |
24 |
10 |
229 |
So how did the 37 of you meet? |
1.3548 |
0.05748 |
124 |
91 |
22 |
11 |
230 |
Actually I am feeling a bit peckish. |
1.3548 |
0.05146 |
124 |
86 |
32 |
6 |
231 |
Bet you can't wait for my talk about the bees |
1.3548 |
0.05515 |
124 |
89 |
26 |
9 |
232 |
I'm reading a Hitchcock biography. Why? |
1.3548 |
0.05861 |
124 |
92 |
20 |
12 |
233 |
Can I tweet this? |
1.3525 |
0.05811 |
122 |
90 |
21 |
11 |
234 |
It's called Karma, Mr. Hitchcock. |
1.3525 |
0.05693 |
122 |
89 |
23 |
10 |
235 |
I told you you look seedy. |
1.3525 |
0.05324 |
122 |
86 |
29 |
7 |
236 |
Coo if your ok. |
1.3525 |
0.05573 |
122 |
88 |
25 |
9 |
237 |
I believe thats's worth more than two in the bush. |
1.3509 |
0.05708 |
114 |
82 |
24 |
8 |
238 |
I'd help, but I just got to the good part. |
1.3471 |
0.05715 |
121 |
89 |
22 |
10 |
239 |
Wait until I get to the Bees part! |
1.3471 |
0.05593 |
121 |
88 |
24 |
9 |
240 |
I don't think that's how you're supposed to use the app. |
1.3471 |
0.05469 |
121 |
87 |
26 |
8 |
241 |
I see a lot of things have come home to roost, Mr. Trump |
1.3471 |
0.05715 |
121 |
89 |
22 |
10 |
242 |
I wouldn't worry - it says here they aren't carnivorous... |
1.3471 |
0.05211 |
121 |
85 |
30 |
6 |
243 |
Is that a worm in your pocket or are they just happy to see you? |
1.3471 |
0.05593 |
121 |
88 |
24 |
9 |
244 |
How goes the twitter feed? |
1.3471 |
0.05469 |
121 |
87 |
26 |
8 |
245 |
It's almost as if you're in a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.3471 |
0.05593 |
121 |
88 |
24 |
9 |
246 |
It sure beats woodpeckers. |
1.3471 |
0.05341 |
121 |
86 |
28 |
7 |
247 |
Just keep very still. They can smell fear. |
1.3445 |
0.05526 |
119 |
86 |
25 |
8 |
248 |
You may be taking your bird watching a little too far. |
1.3445 |
0.05526 |
119 |
86 |
25 |
8 |
249 |
Just don't get carried away. |
1.3445 |
0.05124 |
119 |
83 |
31 |
5 |
250 |
And I thought I was a chick magnet |
1.3419 |
0.05451 |
117 |
84 |
26 |
7 |
251 |
You just got retweeted. |
1.3419 |
0.05584 |
117 |
85 |
24 |
8 |
252 |
One time I was covered in squirrels. |
1.3419 |
0.05451 |
117 |
84 |
26 |
7 |
253 |
Wow... you have a popular Twitter feed... |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
254 |
Oh, wait! There's a footnote that says not to whistle that birdcall twice. |
1.3419 |
0.05314 |
117 |
83 |
28 |
6 |
255 |
Bird whisperer? |
1.3419 |
0.05584 |
117 |
85 |
24 |
8 |
256 |
You said you once dated Tippi Hendron? |
1.3419 |
0.05715 |
117 |
86 |
22 |
9 |
257 |
At least you're not whispering to the bees. |
1.3419 |
0.05314 |
117 |
83 |
28 |
6 |
258 |
And of course, there are also the bees. |
1.3419 |
0.05451 |
117 |
84 |
26 |
7 |
259 |
My wife says I'm unapproachable. |
1.3419 |
0.05715 |
117 |
86 |
22 |
9 |
260 |
You can come out now, the press is gone. |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
261 |
Get a room. |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
262 |
I can see something's eating you. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
263 |
I would suggest meowing. |
1.3391 |
0.05368 |
115 |
82 |
27 |
6 |
264 |
Hey, aren't you that famous guy from Alcatraz? |
1.3391 |
0.05224 |
115 |
81 |
29 |
5 |
265 |
I'd run. I'd run so far away. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
266 |
Wow - do they really suddenly appear? |
1.3391 |
0.05778 |
115 |
85 |
21 |
9 |
267 |
Still not as bad as a Trump tweetstorm. |
1.3391 |
0.05778 |
115 |
85 |
21 |
9 |
268 |
Your parents did not tell you about the bees, right? |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
269 |
That's some twitter feed! |
1.3378 |
0.07270 |
74 |
55 |
13 |
6 |
270 |
You might want to try the seedless baguette next time. |
1.3363 |
0.05423 |
113 |
81 |
26 |
6 |
271 |
So, life away from the White House pressroom isn't much better, huh, Sean? |
1.3363 |
0.05844 |
113 |
84 |
20 |
9 |
272 |
It was this or United. |
1.3363 |
0.06108 |
113 |
86 |
16 |
11 |
273 |
No, even under ObamaCare, that doesn't count as a pre-existing condition. |
1.3363 |
0.05707 |
113 |
83 |
22 |
8 |
274 |
Yup. They're of a feather. |
1.3363 |
0.06108 |
113 |
86 |
16 |
11 |
275 |
At least the worms are gone. |
1.3363 |
0.05844 |
113 |
84 |
20 |
9 |
276 |
That's why I prefer not to Tweet in public. |
1.3333 |
0.05480 |
111 |
80 |
25 |
6 |
277 |
Man, you are so flocked... |
1.3333 |
0.05480 |
111 |
80 |
25 |
6 |
278 |
Wow, mister, you sure know how to pick up chicks. |
1.3333 |
0.06182 |
111 |
85 |
15 |
11 |
279 |
Next time don't dress so seedy. |
1.3333 |
0.06048 |
111 |
84 |
17 |
10 |
280 |
I told you not to retweet. |
1.3333 |
0.05911 |
111 |
83 |
19 |
9 |
281 |
That's a lot of likes for one tweet! |
1.3333 |
0.06048 |
111 |
84 |
17 |
10 |
282 |
I told you that outfit looked crummy on you |
1.3333 |
0.06048 |
111 |
84 |
17 |
10 |
283 |
I see you’ve landed a major coo. |
1.3333 |
0.06442 |
111 |
87 |
11 |
13 |
284 |
I'm a dog person myself. |
1.3333 |
0.05771 |
111 |
82 |
21 |
8 |
285 |
Delete your account. |
1.3333 |
0.05771 |
111 |
82 |
21 |
8 |
286 |
I think you've taken this a bird in the hand stuff a little to far. |
1.3333 |
0.05328 |
111 |
79 |
27 |
5 |
287 |
Would you mind keeping the cooing down. I'm trying to read. |
1.3333 |
0.05480 |
111 |
80 |
25 |
6 |
288 |
You're right . . . you are quite the whistler. |
1.3333 |
0.05627 |
111 |
81 |
23 |
7 |
289 |
So Mr. Hitchcock, where do you get your ideas from? |
1.3333 |
0.06048 |
111 |
84 |
17 |
10 |
290 |
Have you considered getting a cat? |
1.3333 |
0.05627 |
111 |
81 |
23 |
7 |
291 |
I thought you were a chick magnet. |
1.3303 |
0.05690 |
109 |
80 |
22 |
7 |
292 |
There's something on your shirt. |
1.3303 |
0.05538 |
109 |
79 |
24 |
6 |
293 |
Crappy day? |
1.3303 |
0.05837 |
109 |
81 |
20 |
8 |
294 |
If you hold very still, you'll have them eating out of your hand. |
1.3303 |
0.05690 |
109 |
80 |
22 |
7 |
295 |
You're being swallowed. |
1.3303 |
0.05538 |
109 |
79 |
24 |
6 |
296 |
I have the same problem with women. |
1.3303 |
0.05057 |
109 |
76 |
30 |
3 |
297 |
Excuse me, I'm trying to read. Could you get the flock outta here? |
1.3303 |
0.05981 |
109 |
82 |
18 |
9 |
298 |
Well, it's that or be an empty nester. |
1.3271 |
0.05599 |
107 |
78 |
23 |
6 |
299 |
Perhaps you meant to wear "tweed" |
1.3238 |
0.05820 |
105 |
78 |
20 |
7 |
300 |
Maybe you should reconsider speaking Pidgin English. |
1.3238 |
0.05661 |
105 |
77 |
22 |
6 |
301 |
You may want to zip up your pants. |
1.3238 |
0.05820 |
105 |
78 |
20 |
7 |
302 |
I guess that's what happens when you actually try to hit two birds with one stone. They never tell you they'll fight back. |
1.3238 |
0.06127 |
105 |
80 |
16 |
9 |
303 |
Maybe you should head south for the summer. |
1.3238 |
0.05661 |
105 |
77 |
22 |
6 |
304 |
I envy your charisma. |
1.3238 |
0.05496 |
105 |
76 |
24 |
5 |
305 |
When were you paroled from Alcatraz? |
1.3238 |
0.05496 |
105 |
76 |
24 |
5 |
306 |
Perhaps if you acted less statuesque... |
1.3238 |
0.05820 |
105 |
78 |
20 |
7 |
307 |
It says here to just keep your coo. |
1.3238 |
0.05820 |
105 |
78 |
20 |
7 |
308 |
Just leave me his wallet. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
309 |
must be your statuesque physique |
1.3204 |
0.06203 |
103 |
79 |
15 |
9 |
310 |
I think it's clutch, but it could be gaggle. |
1.3204 |
0.05382 |
103 |
74 |
25 |
4 |
311 |
So when you said 'animal magnetism'. . . |
1.3168 |
0.05437 |
101 |
73 |
24 |
4 |
312 |
Yes I am an ornithologist, why do you ask? |
1.3168 |
0.05437 |
101 |
73 |
24 |
4 |
313 |
Looks like Polly did want a cracker |
1.3168 |
0.05959 |
101 |
76 |
18 |
7 |
314 |
It's called Karma, Mr. Hitchcock. |
1.3168 |
0.06438 |
101 |
79 |
12 |
10 |
315 |
Excuse me, someone's sitting there. |
1.3168 |
0.06282 |
101 |
78 |
14 |
9 |
316 |
It's by Hitchcock. Why do you ask? |
1.3168 |
0.06123 |
101 |
77 |
16 |
8 |
317 |
What idea would that be, Mister Hitchcock? |
1.3168 |
0.05959 |
101 |
76 |
18 |
7 |
318 |
Do you mind? I'm trying to read. |
1.3168 |
0.05959 |
101 |
76 |
18 |
7 |
319 |
Yes, it is a bird call book. |
1.3168 |
0.05959 |
101 |
76 |
18 |
7 |
320 |
I'd avoid using the expression "This is for the birds" if I were you. |
1.3168 |
0.05617 |
101 |
74 |
22 |
5 |
321 |
I'd rethink the chia suit. |
1.3134 |
0.07120 |
67 |
50 |
13 |
4 |
322 |
I can still see you. |
1.3131 |
0.05304 |
99 |
71 |
25 |
3 |
323 |
That's not what seed money is for |
1.3131 |
0.05495 |
99 |
72 |
23 |
4 |
324 |
According to the book it's a covey, not a flock. |
1.3131 |
0.05679 |
99 |
73 |
21 |
5 |
325 |
You should have stayed in the bushes Mr. Spicer. |
1.3131 |
0.06364 |
99 |
77 |
13 |
9 |
326 |
It says here any second now your Ornithophobia should be cured! |
1.3131 |
0.06031 |
99 |
75 |
17 |
7 |
327 |
All we can do now is hope for the bees. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
328 |
I still think reading is more relaxing than birding. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
329 |
May I bother you for the time? |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
330 |
Panko was their gateway drug. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
331 |
New suet? |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
332 |
So, do you want to hear about my day? |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
333 |
I have a similar effect on mosquitoes |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
334 |
Which part of “Wear a subtle disguise.” did you not understand? |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
335 |
I said you were looking a bit seedy. |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
336 |
Could be worse, you could be at the bee bench across the street. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
337 |
Stop whistling and start meowing. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
338 |
I told you NOT to sing a song of six-pence! |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
339 |
But seriously, why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? |
1.3053 |
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73 |
15 |
7 |
340 |
I think your carrier pigeon mail has been hacked. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
341 |
"To Kill A Mockingbird". Why? What are YOU reading...? |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
342 |
Hitchcock.......Why do you ask? |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
343 |
If they poop on you it's good luck. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
344 |
I've never seen a Tippi Hedren impression before. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
345 |
You remind me of Tippi Hedren. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
346 |
I hope you guys have had your shots. He's been sitting there since Tuesday. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
347 |
Personally, I stopped wearing 100% organic because of this. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
348 |
They pecked him out of a lineup. |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
349 |
Guys, guys. Leave something for the vultures. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
350 |
It's the suet you're wearing. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
351 |
Mama always said: "Life is like an Alfred Hitchcock movie." |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
352 |
Don't move, or you might startle them. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
353 |
They heard you had a twitter feed. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
354 |
Tell me again ... How many Twitter followers do you have? |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
355 |
Sign says don't feed the birds, pal. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
356 |
Please stop the tweets, Mr. Trump. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
357 |
Looks like your tweets are going viral! |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
358 |
It's okay - she's gone now. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
359 |
I'm feeling a bit peckish myself. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
360 |
If you ask me, Vertigo is the better Hitchcock movie. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
361 |
Ironically, I happen to be reading 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.' |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
362 |
You are SO flocked. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
363 |
I know all about the birds now, but please let's not talk about the bees. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
364 |
It's not me, it's you. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
365 |
Funny, I was just reading about the birds and the bees. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
366 |
Guys--how about saving something for the coroner! |
1.3011 |
0.06627 |
93 |
74 |
10 |
9 |
367 |
Have you tried 'OFF!'? |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
368 |
I can just see the bees heading this way. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
369 |
I guess there are downsides to being statuesque. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
370 |
It says here that they'll migrate in another day or so. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
371 |
Well, what are the other benefits of joining the Audubon Society? |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
372 |
Tell me more about seed capital. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
373 |
I warned you about letting yourself go to seed! |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
374 |
Ignore the tweets. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
375 |
Wow! You bring the term 'chick magnet' to a whole new level. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
376 |
According to this, you should communicate directly with their leader. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
377 |
I never took those signs seriously either. |
1.3000 |
0.06264 |
80 |
60 |
16 |
4 |
378 |
When did you get out of Alcatraz? |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
379 |
Been sitting there long? |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
380 |
Thanks, but I'm not interested in learning your bird calling techniques just now. |
1.2967 |
0.05741 |
91 |
68 |
19 |
4 |
381 |
Here, Kitty, kitty, kitty. |
1.2967 |
0.05949 |
91 |
69 |
17 |
5 |
382 |
I'm sorry Alfred, what were saying about your idea for a movie? |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
383 |
Most people toss the bread crumbs. |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
384 |
That's why I stopped getting the everything bagel. |
1.2967 |
0.06536 |
91 |
72 |
11 |
8 |
385 |
I think you're sitting on their side! |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
386 |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2967 |
0.06720 |
91 |
73 |
9 |
9 |
387 |
First time to Central Park? |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
388 |
So, why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime, you are near? |
1.2967 |
0.06536 |
91 |
72 |
11 |
8 |
389 |
They are still less upsetting than Trump's tweets. |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
390 |
Meet the Flockers |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
391 |
Shall I keep reading? |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
392 |
You're lucky you're not allergic. I can't even use a down pillow! |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
393 |
Good afternoon Mr Hitchcock. |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
394 |
They seem to like you. |
1.2967 |
0.05949 |
91 |
69 |
17 |
5 |
395 |
They like you. They really like you. |
1.2941 |
0.07276 |
68 |
53 |
10 |
5 |
396 |
Overdoing your twitter feed? |
1.2921 |
0.06231 |
89 |
69 |
14 |
6 |
397 |
Maybe you should change your ringtone. |
1.2921 |
0.06628 |
89 |
71 |
10 |
8 |
398 |
Bird, bird, bird. Bird is the word. |
1.2921 |
0.06231 |
89 |
69 |
14 |
6 |
399 |
By any chance, did you ever spend any time in Alcatraz? |
1.2921 |
0.05582 |
89 |
66 |
20 |
3 |
400 |
Told you tweeting was dangerous! |
1.2921 |
0.05806 |
89 |
67 |
18 |
4 |
401 |
Get a room. |
1.2921 |
0.06628 |
89 |
71 |
10 |
8 |
402 |
You need to stop Tweeting. |
1.2921 |
0.06432 |
89 |
70 |
12 |
7 |
403 |
Come here often, Mr. Hitchcock ? |
1.2921 |
0.06022 |
89 |
68 |
16 |
5 |
404 |
Did you bring enough for everyone? |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
405 |
That's what they call karma Colonel Sanders. |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
406 |
....and some days you're the statue. |
1.2907 |
0.05196 |
86 |
62 |
23 |
1 |
407 |
I have to say I've seen worse tweetstorms lately. |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
408 |
no , I'm sorry , I don't own a cat |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
409 |
I still say it's better than two in the bush. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
410 |
At least you can't see the tar now |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
411 |
Must be the Dove body lotion. |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
412 |
What are you? Nuts or something? |
1.2907 |
0.06992 |
86 |
70 |
7 |
9 |
413 |
I told you you were tweeting too much. |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
414 |
As a scarecrow, you might want to find another line of work. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
415 |
I would agree that you're the seediest president we've ever had, Mr. Trump. |
1.2907 |
0.06793 |
86 |
69 |
9 |
8 |
416 |
Be happy it's not a murder of crows. |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
417 |
You really should switch to email. |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
418 |
You might want to consider throwing the bread onto to ground. |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
419 |
I feel a Carpenters song coming on. |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
420 |
It's rare to see a friendly face along the migratory pathway these days. |
1.2903 |
0.06660 |
62 |
46 |
14 |
2 |
421 |
I have a cousin in dry-cleaning. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
422 |
When did you get out of Alcatraz? |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
423 |
Seems that I'm not as high up the pecking order as I had thought |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
424 |
That, my friend, is why I stopped using Dove soap. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
425 |
You're some nutty guy. |
1.2857 |
0.07299 |
84 |
70 |
4 |
10 |
426 |
I told you that seedy outfit had to go... |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
427 |
A fine-feathered friend you turned out to be. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
428 |
Oh, I thought you said you were a babe magnet. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
429 |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
430 |
What the hell did you just Tweet? |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
431 |
I guess that's the reason for the sign. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
432 |
They must’ve heard you say you were feeling crummy. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
433 |
You're getting a lot of incoming tweets. |
1.2857 |
0.06895 |
84 |
68 |
8 |
8 |
434 |
Have you tried getting a cat? |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
435 |
That's some birthday suet. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
436 |
Birds have never really liked me. |
1.2805 |
0.05562 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
437 |
Perhaps if you sneeze. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
438 |
That suit is impeckable |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
439 |
And you say this happens once a year, Mr. Capistrano? |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
440 |
Do you have a favorite? |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
441 |
Good Call. |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
442 |
Your tweet was obviously misinterpreted. |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
443 |
Clearly book beats Twitter feed. |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
444 |
I'd really never given much thought to the problems of being a gingerbread man. |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
445 |
you seem to be high in the pecking order |
1.2805 |
0.06782 |
82 |
66 |
9 |
7 |
446 |
I see you raised that seed money you were after ... |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
447 |
So that haberdasher's "three-piece suet" wasn't a typo? |
1.2805 |
0.06782 |
82 |
66 |
9 |
7 |
448 |
Know what you're going through. I'm hen pecked myself. |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
449 |
I've met some seedy people at the park before, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
450 |
Sorry for not recognizing you earlier, Ms. Hedren. |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
451 |
My advice to you, Ms du Maurier, is to write about what you know. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
452 |
You done tweeting? |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
453 |
So this is what the late birds get. |
1.2805 |
0.05562 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
454 |
Perhaps you should consider reducing the amount of gluten in your diet? |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
455 |
Are you wearing a wire? |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
456 |
Not much. What's new with you? |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
457 |
"You got some nerve calling me bookworm, bird-brain! |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
458 |
Move a little so they don't think you're a statue. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
459 |
What the flock did you say? |
1.2750 |
0.06884 |
80 |
65 |
8 |
7 |
460 |
That's nice. I'm more of a cat person. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
461 |
Your twitter following is impressive. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
462 |
I like reading. Do you have any hobbies? |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
463 |
You'll have to speak up. |
1.2750 |
0.06650 |
80 |
64 |
10 |
6 |
464 |
Tippi? You OK? |
1.2750 |
0.06650 |
80 |
64 |
10 |
6 |
465 |
Sometimes you're the bird... Sometimes you're the statue. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
466 |
So you just came from the Met Gala? |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
467 |
'To Kill a Mockingbird', why do you ask? |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
468 |
Well, at least they're not angry birds. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
469 |
Why, I believe you're right. That is a Kirtland's Warbler pecking at your left eye. How wonderful! |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
470 |
can you do that somewhere else? |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
471 |
Do you mind if I take a picture, before I call 911? |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
472 |
Well, you've certainly got a serious case of avian glue! |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
473 |
They must be homeless pigeons. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
474 |
Tweet all you want; you're still not presidential. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
475 |
Some day you'll look back at this day and chirp. |
1.2750 |
0.06650 |
80 |
64 |
10 |
6 |
476 |
To Attract a Mockingbird: Chapter 7. |
1.2750 |
0.06884 |
80 |
65 |
8 |
7 |
477 |
Maybe you should enter that bird call competition after all. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
478 |
Is that 'Angry Birds - Virtual Reality Edition'?" |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
479 |
He gets all of the attention. No bench dweller, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or unfairly than me! |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
480 |
I saw this kind of thing in a movie once; it didn't end well. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
481 |
They sense you're a tourist. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
482 |
No, these are called homeless pigeons. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
483 |
It's called a twitterstorm and you started it. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
484 |
'You're looking a little under the feather today my friend." |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
485 |
The point of quitting social media is to stop tweeting all together. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
486 |
Don't worry. It says here they'll be heading south next week |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
487 |
Man, that's flocked up. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
488 |
Hey, Hitchcock, I'd stay out of the shower today if I was you. |
1.2692 |
0.06990 |
78 |
64 |
7 |
7 |
489 |
Excuse me, Sir. There's a little something on your face. |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
490 |
Half the cartoons don't make a damn bit of sense to me. |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
491 |
Have you considered not feeding them? |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
492 |
I warned you about over tweeting |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
493 |
Maybe it's time to back off on the tweets. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
494 |
Wow you have a lot of Twitter followers. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
495 |
You're right, you do a great statue imitation. |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
496 |
What'd you tweet this time? |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
497 |
It must be nice to feel needed. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
498 |
Looks like a coo d'etat. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
499 |
What's in your lunch? |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
500 |
That's why I stopped tweeting. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
501 |
Get a cat. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
502 |
So, where does that put me in the pecking order? |
1.2632 |
0.05419 |
76 |
57 |
18 |
1 |
503 |
Wow... that new "Birds in Heat" app you downloaded really seems to work. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
504 |
Somebody tore a page out of my book! I have the worst luck. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
505 |
Yes, dermatologists are expensive, but that's the way I would go. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
506 |
How come you get all the chicks? |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
507 |
So I checked out this Harper Lee book, and now they leave me be. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
508 |
So where do you get your ideas Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
509 |
You may need to rethink those pheromones. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
510 |
You must have been re-tweeted |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
511 |
I warned you that tweets have consequences! |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
512 |
I'd ask you about yourself but I can already tell you're whitebread. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
513 |
Feathering your vest, I see. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
514 |
The election's over Bernie, you can cut it out. |
1.2632 |
0.07343 |
76 |
64 |
4 |
8 |
515 |
What the flock!?!? |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
516 |
They seem to like you. |
1.2632 |
0.07100 |
76 |
63 |
6 |
7 |
517 |
Witness Protection Program? |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
518 |
I've found reading a book about cats is a very effective defense. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
519 |
Why did you wear the hemp jacket? |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
520 |
That's what you get for being statuesque |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
521 |
Aren't you going to answer your phone? |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
522 |
Tippi? |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
523 |
We live in a time of dangerous tweets. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
524 |
All that was left of him was his tweets. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
525 |
Two in a bush is probably better than 100 on your face. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
526 |
I really should stop reading The Birds out loud... |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
527 |
You'll learn to ignore them.... |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
528 |
It's a good cover but I still know you're tweeting. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
529 |
Guinness says the record is 73 |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
530 |
My God, you must be good in bread! |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
531 |
Is there a pecking order? |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
532 |
There's something on your face. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
533 |
A bit early to dress for the Met gala |
1.2586 |
0.07196 |
58 |
46 |
9 |
3 |
534 |
Are you sure you aren't supposed to be in the Charles Addams cartoon on the next bench? |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
535 |
I don't think you understand the whole tweeting thing.... |
1.2568 |
0.06954 |
74 |
61 |
7 |
6 |
536 |
You must have showered with Dove. |
1.2568 |
0.06954 |
74 |
61 |
7 |
6 |
537 |
Have you been listening at all? |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
538 |
Ever spend time in Alcatraz? |
1.2568 |
0.05463 |
74 |
56 |
17 |
1 |
539 |
That's why I never get an everything bagel. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
540 |
Looks like the coup flew you. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
541 |
"As I grew up I was fervently desirous of becoming acquainted with nature' -- James J. Audubon. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
542 |
So which one got the worm? |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
543 |
Bet you wont imprint with them again. |
1.2568 |
0.06682 |
74 |
60 |
9 |
5 |
544 |
I wouldn't call that a cloak of invisibility. |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
545 |
It says here that they're attracted to despondency. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
546 |
Your tweet went viral |
1.2568 |
0.06682 |
74 |
60 |
9 |
5 |
547 |
I still don't understand Twitter. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
548 |
You're showing your age Charlie. You used to be a chick magnet. |
1.2568 |
0.06682 |
74 |
60 |
9 |
5 |
549 |
Can you say "meow". |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
550 |
I thought that guy looked a bit seedy... |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
551 |
I told you that it was a crummy seat. |
1.2568 |
0.05113 |
74 |
55 |
19 |
0 |
552 |
Excuse me, do you have the time? |
1.2568 |
0.07215 |
74 |
62 |
5 |
7 |
553 |
So , retirement is for the birds, huh? |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
554 |
It's curious how they intuitively know who likes them and who doesn't. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
555 |
You do realize that if you make it easy for them, they'll never become self sufficient. |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
556 |
It's New York. Sue somebody. |
1.2568 |
0.05463 |
74 |
56 |
17 |
1 |
557 |
I'll pass on the sunflower seeds, thank you. |
1.2568 |
0.06954 |
74 |
61 |
7 |
6 |
558 |
Saint Francis I presume? |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
559 |
When you said you had a million followers on twitter I was expecting something different. |
1.2568 |
0.06954 |
74 |
61 |
7 |
6 |
560 |
Tippi? That's a nice name. |
1.2568 |
0.05463 |
74 |
56 |
17 |
1 |
561 |
White or wheat? |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
562 |
That angry birds app is really something! |
1.2568 |
0.06682 |
74 |
60 |
9 |
5 |
563 |
You have more tweets than the president. |
1.2568 |
0.06682 |
74 |
60 |
9 |
5 |
564 |
I have the same problem with porcupines. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
565 |
At least they're not vultures. |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
566 |
It's better to read a book and let people think you're ignorant than tweet incessantly and prove it. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
567 |
Just wing it. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
568 |
But you must have had another option under the Witness Protection Program! |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
569 |
You're not Teppi Hedron, by any chance. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
570 |
Excellent disguise comrade |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
571 |
The book says you should meow. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
572 |
Its right here in my book. Starlings travel in groups and can be annoying |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
573 |
Could you practice your bird calls somewhere else? |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
574 |
May I borrow a pen? |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
575 |
That's why I'm not on Twitter. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
576 |
I told you those tweets would come back to haunt you. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
577 |
They're doing that a lot since we took down the Confederate statues. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
578 |
I know how you feel. I'm hen-pecked at home. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
579 |
I guess that your trending on Twitter |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
580 |
I'm sorry, life is like a what? |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
581 |
Not sure I understand -- tuppence a what? |
1.2535 |
0.07430 |
71 |
60 |
4 |
7 |
582 |
No one has ever found me that attractive. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
583 |
I thought this guy looked like a seedy character... |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
584 |
You can stop complaining about your empty nest syndrome. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
585 |
You really should have that looked at. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
586 |
I am reading here that global swarming is not a hoax. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
587 |
You're spoiling them. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
588 |
I think you should stop using 'Dove' soap. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
589 |
Is it already fashion week? |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
590 |
Do you have a favorite? |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
591 |
Nice pecs |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
592 |
I said wear your "tweed" jacket |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
593 |
...but I can't find it in The Guinness Book of Records? |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
594 |
It says here that they are swarming swallows. |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
595 |
You must write awesome tweets. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
596 |
Can you please tweet somewhere else. |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
597 |
I keep saying, you got to stop with all the tweeting. |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
598 |
Would you like me to post this on Twitter? |
1.2500 |
0.07063 |
72 |
60 |
6 |
6 |
599 |
I bet someone regrets wearing a Keep Calm shirt now. |
1.2500 |
0.07750 |
56 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
600 |
I recommend you ease up on the tweeting. |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
601 |
I warned you about spending too much time on Twitter |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
602 |
It might've been better not to tweet that you'd have "more than enough" birdseed for all of them. |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
603 |
Personally, I'd rather be a chick magnet. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
604 |
So you're back from Italy. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
605 |
No politician in history has been treated worse by the pigeons than me. Hey buddy, pass me some bird seed, I seem to be running out. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
606 |
That's what you wear to the park, a three piece suet? |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
607 |
You DO realize my suggestion to whistle "Bye Bye Blackbird" backwards was a joke? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
608 |
You do bear a striking resemblance to Ulysses S Grant. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
609 |
It says here there's an order to the pecking. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
610 |
I don't think that's necessary, Mr. Spicer. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
611 |
A seed for your thoughts? |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
612 |
Wow, you're a chick magnet! |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
613 |
They can smell seed capital a mile away |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
614 |
I thought you said you were gluten-free? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
615 |
Never knew Hitchcock made sequels. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
616 |
"What makes you think you've gone to seed? |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
617 |
Trying a new way to hide from the press, Sean? |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
618 |
Looks liked you're flocked. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
619 |
At least the spider problem is solved. Should I order some cats? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
620 |
Feeling a little peckish? |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
621 |
When did you know this was your calling? |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
622 |
Do you know what time it is? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
623 |
Uh, Francis, is that you? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
624 |
Excellent bird call. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
625 |
If you let yourself go to seed, what do you expect? |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
626 |
Would you like me to take a picture and post it on instagram for you? |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
627 |
I'm trying to read here. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
628 |
The instructions say don't do that. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
629 |
It was at that moment that Donald admitted he had a tweeting problem... |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
630 |
I thought it was a tweed jacket. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
631 |
The guy who used to sit there always fed them |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
632 |
Witness Protection Program? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
633 |
That looks like a flocking nightmare |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
634 |
So this is what a Twitter intervention looks like. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
635 |
I got mugged in the park once, but it was different. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
636 |
You're toast, man. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
637 |
Would you mind tweeting somewhere else? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
638 |
Great news grandma, guano's up two points |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
639 |
I usually come out here to get away from all the tweets. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
640 |
I'm more of a dog person, myself. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
641 |
It's kind of ironic for here I am in the middle of a reading frenzy. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
642 |
Supposed to be two turtle doves. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
643 |
You're new to Twitter? |
1.2464 |
0.07272 |
69 |
58 |
5 |
6 |
644 |
I told you not to wear the seedsucker suit. |
1.2464 |
0.05225 |
69 |
52 |
17 |
0 |
645 |
So, where do you get your suits cleaned? |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
646 |
I know it sounds crazy, but it says here that you should actually stop cooing and pouring popcorn all over yourself... |
1.2464 |
0.07272 |
69 |
58 |
5 |
6 |
647 |
If you can keep that up till Halloween, you'll have it made. |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
648 |
Tuppence, you said? |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
649 |
you're right. Best statue imitation I've ever seen. |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
650 |
Is that Lady Gaga you're wearing? |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
651 |
You're feeling "peckish?" Yeah, I could eat. Oh.... |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
652 |
What did you say the name of that cologne was? |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
653 |
Mr. Spicer, please. Just stop. |
1.2429 |
0.06881 |
70 |
58 |
7 |
5 |
654 |
It might be time for you to stop talking about illegal migration, sir. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
655 |
I warned you to stop tweeting. |
1.2429 |
0.05549 |
70 |
54 |
15 |
1 |
656 |
It says here you're supposed to hold the birdseed in your hand... |
1.2429 |
0.05549 |
70 |
54 |
15 |
1 |
657 |
Don't worry about that, the signature at the bottom shows that it's just a dream. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
658 |
There's a downside to all those tweets. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
659 |
You might want to try flapping your arms. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
660 |
Birds of a feather stick together. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
661 |
Crummy day eh? |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
662 |
Is that a new suet? |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
663 |
The vegan leather trend attracted some unexpected admirers |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
664 |
I also tend to lose myself in my hobbies. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
665 |
Gwyneth herself uses the peanut butter and bird seed balm? |
1.2429 |
0.06881 |
70 |
58 |
7 |
5 |
666 |
I like you better in dove grey |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
667 |
You promised you wouldn't make another scene. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
668 |
Let me guess. Your name is Francis. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
669 |
Do you have a pen that I could borrow? |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
670 |
You're obviously from out-of-town. Try affecting a sense of jaded 'je ne sais quoi'. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
671 |
What's the inspiration for your next movie, Alfred? |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
672 |
Free range humans just taste better. |
1.2429 |
0.06881 |
70 |
58 |
7 |
5 |
673 |
I told you not to order the 'everything' bagel. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
674 |
That's what you get for buying a cheep suit. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
675 |
I've seen some statuesque people before, but nothing like this. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
676 |
And it's still only tuppence a bag? |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
677 |
So, just how long did you work in the Planters factory? |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
678 |
I do have a cat. Why do you ask? |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
679 |
Coincidentally, it's a biography of the actor Walter Pidgeon |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
680 |
You should read books instead of playing Angry Birds. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
681 |
It should be over soon, George—Apparently, “a brief descent upon the middle class” is part of their migratory pattern. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
682 |
That explains the incessant tweets. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
683 |
You're trending on social media |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
684 |
I'm looking for the same kind of attraction with women. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
685 |
I see you're still embracing the "all-seed" diet, Bill |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
686 |
Been here long? |
1.2388 |
0.07082 |
67 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
687 |
So much for the empty nest. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
688 |
According to my book "So You Want to Feed Pigeons", yelling get away, get away, damn it get away is not your best bet. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
689 |
Peckish? |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
690 |
So are you going to talk to me or just sit there like a statue? |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
691 |
You'll certainly be white when they finish. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
692 |
I'd say it's pretty clear who had the placebo. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
693 |
Please, enough tweeting already! |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
694 |
I warned you about reading To Kill a Mockingbird out here. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
695 |
I was just thinking you were statuesque. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
696 |
It says here you should try to run, run as fast as you can. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
697 |
I heard they poop before take off, in which case, you will have to find another way home. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
698 |
Don't you just love Spring? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
699 |
You strike me as a very peaceful person. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
700 |
It was the nightingale, and not the lark that pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. |
1.2388 |
0.07395 |
67 |
57 |
4 |
6 |
701 |
This is what it feels like, when doves pry. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
702 |
So, how do you like Twitter's new drone service? |
1.2388 |
0.07082 |
67 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
703 |
Ah, your a Hitchcock fan |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
704 |
Are you wearing "Obsession"? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
705 |
Perhaps you could whistle a different tune. |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
706 |
I think the bushes are a better option, Mr. Spicer. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
707 |
Do you sell the eggs? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
708 |
Hey, at least you're not pigeon toed. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
709 |
Still pro immigration? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
710 |
You could ask them to "Flock Off." |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
711 |
Some days you're the pigeon; others you're the statue. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
712 |
I just thought angry birds was a kids game |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
713 |
See what happens when you buy pheromones online? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
714 |
So this is how you get your news now? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
715 |
I'm pretty sure it's only two birds and one stone. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
716 |
I'm not the one who has gone to seed. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
717 |
Your Twitter feed is working really well. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
718 |
Bob? |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
719 |
You okay, Tippi? |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
720 |
No, I don't smoke. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
721 |
Henry, I told you that seedy looking outfit was for the birds |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
722 |
Your tweet's gone viral. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
723 |
What did you just tweet? |
1.2388 |
0.07082 |
67 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
724 |
That's what you get for excessive tweeting. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
725 |
I guess birds of a feather flock wherever. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
726 |
One tweet too many, Mr. Trump? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
727 |
You should try a gluten free diet. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
728 |
I told you that Dove soap smelled funny. |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
729 |
Next time, brush the crumbs off. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
730 |
You know what your problem is? You don't share. |
1.2364 |
0.07323 |
55 |
45 |
7 |
3 |
731 |
I guess I'm not of that feather. |
1.2364 |
0.06337 |
55 |
43 |
11 |
1 |
732 |
Does this mean you're really popular on Twitter? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
733 |
How many retweets did you get? |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
734 |
I told you that suit looked crumby. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
735 |
It says here that they're more afraid of you than you of them. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
736 |
But how do THEY know you're an ornithologist? |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
737 |
Missed a day, huh? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
738 |
Despite the title, Harper Lee offers no suggestions. |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
739 |
You and your tweeting. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
740 |
Okay. It says here that shouldn't be happening. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
741 |
Bookworm's over here, guys. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
742 |
Once a bee-keeper, always a bee keeper. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
743 |
Fashion week? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
744 |
How do you feel about chicken tonight? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
745 |
How many tuppence did you have?? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
746 |
Would you mind? |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
747 |
If you only had a brain. |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
748 |
That's some suet you've got on. |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
749 |
Well .... you always claimed you were a chick magnet |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
750 |
You give too much of yourself. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
751 |
So you're saying they're your therapy pigeons? |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
752 |
I told you that suit was looking a little seedy. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
753 |
So you saw the movie. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
754 |
Are you listening to me? You seem distracted. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
755 |
What kind of popcorn is that again? |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
756 |
They'll be gone by Labor Day. |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
757 |
Frankly, I think it's because you look a bit seedy. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
758 |
What did you say your last name was, Alfred? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
759 |
That's why I stopped tweeting so much. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
760 |
Having a makeover, Cinderella? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
761 |
I, too, find you quite attractive! |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
762 |
Have you ever been told that you bear a striking resemblance to Tippi Hedren? |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
763 |
Tweeting is overrated in my book. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
764 |
I just say, 'Shoo!' |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
765 |
I take it those are all birds of a feather? |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
766 |
I see you are still using Dove. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
767 |
We've told you s million times, Mr. President. You've GOT to stop tweeting! |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
768 |
Would you please just get the flock out of here! |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
769 |
"For some reason I keep thinking "STOOL" pigeons. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
770 |
Can they remove Red Wine stains, too? |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
771 |
Pigeon Whisperer? |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
772 |
Enough with the tweeting! |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
773 |
For the rich, they sing. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
774 |
Hope you're wearing white. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
775 |
So you end up getting total UV protection with the worm paste? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
776 |
Still better than flying United, you say? |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
777 |
Let me know when you're ready for the cat. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
778 |
I'm telling you, it is the whole grain diet. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
779 |
Now might be a good time to impersonate a cat. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
780 |
Look, either pay attention, or I'm going to stop reading to you |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
781 |
Maybe you should tweet about this? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
782 |
You must be the one they call The Worm. |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
783 |
Apparently there aren't spam filters for carrier pigeons |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
784 |
Maybe you should have ordered that Reuben on seedless rye. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
785 |
That's their seat. |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
786 |
First time I've seen a pigeon porta potty. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
787 |
You might try a different dating app. |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
788 |
Perhaps you should consider a new ringtone. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
789 |
Oh, Francis! I almost didn't recognize you!" |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
790 |
On the plus side, I hear being tarred and feathered is worse. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
791 |
Gosh, wait till I tell my wife I met Mr. Peanut! |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
792 |
I told you the tweets would come back to bite you. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
793 |
Reading DuMaurier again? |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
794 |
All right, Tippi, you can come out now. |
1.2308 |
0.07522 |
65 |
56 |
3 |
6 |
795 |
"Its okay, she's gone". |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
796 |
Excuse me, the time? |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
797 |
That must have been one hell of a tweet. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
798 |
Maybe you shouldn't be reading R. Crumb |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
799 |
I told you not to go outside wearing that crumby outfit. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
800 |
Don't you just hate it when the birds do that to you? |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
801 |
There goes your bird's-eye view. |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
802 |
Do you need any help, or are you covered? |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
803 |
It says here that you've got a bevy, or a covey, or a dole...heck, you've got enough for a pie. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
804 |
I 've felt crummy since the election too. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
805 |
It's nice to be loved, isn't it ? |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
806 |
The original tweetstorm. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
807 |
Are you listening to me? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
808 |
Don't move. You might scare them away! |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
809 |
Well, this explains why you never see gingerbread men out and about. |
1.2264 |
0.08365 |
53 |
46 |
2 |
5 |
810 |
Do you have any more of that popcorn? |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
811 |
Well, Yes, you do look statuesque! |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
812 |
I'd suggest a dab of cat urine behind each ear. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
813 |
It smells nice but I didn't even know that Tippi Hedren had a perfume line. |
1.2264 |
0.07919 |
53 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
814 |
Would you please shut the flock up?! |
1.2264 |
0.07919 |
53 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
815 |
I would avoid reading To Kill a Mockingbird in this park. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
816 |
Now all they have to do is put you on a pedestal. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
817 |
I think we should contact the publisher because I don't see anything in the field guide about this. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
818 |
The sign said don't feed the birds. |
1.2264 |
0.07919 |
53 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
819 |
Are you sure this is part of the witness protection program? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
820 |
How do you keep the squirrels away? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
821 |
How's the cannabis bird seed working out? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
822 |
What were you reading? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
823 |
I've always said you have a way with birds |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
824 |
Exactly how long have you been waiting for the bus? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
825 |
If you bothered to move once in awhile this wouldn't happen. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
826 |
What are you, nuts? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
827 |
May I get you a cat? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
828 |
The name's Hitchcock. Alfred Hitchcock. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
829 |
It wasn't funny with squirrels, either. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
830 |
So you did break out of Alcatraz. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
831 |
What kind of bagel was that? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
832 |
You'd think they'd enjoy a bookworm every now and then. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
833 |
You may be overthinking the "bird in hand" theory. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
834 |
He sure gets a lot of retweets. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
835 |
I find throwing the seed on the ground a lot less painful. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
836 |
Shitty day, huh? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
837 |
Look's like Trump's not the only one who's been tweeting too much these days. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
838 |
I heard that you did some controversial research at the Cornell Ornithology Lab. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
839 |
You certainly are a chick magnet. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
840 |
Come on, you're the one who suggested Hitchcock. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
841 |
I see you've gone to seed. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
842 |
Sorry, not one recipe for squab. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
843 |
Crappy day? |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
844 |
Sooner or later, Fred, you're gonna want a regular post office box. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
845 |
They caught you, Gingerbread Man. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
846 |
So much for the friendly skies. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
847 |
Don't even think this will get you out of doing the dishes tonight. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
848 |
I tell you I'm looking at it right now! Largest number of BEES, yes. Birds... Nothing |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
849 |
Look at it this way, your windshield is probably OK. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
850 |
Your tweets are kind of distracting. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
851 |
Reading another Hitchcock book I see. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
852 |
What's your secret? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
853 |
Peace be with you. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
854 |
I've always wondered where white doves released at weddings go ! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
855 |
Point taken, but I still prefer 'Psycho.' |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
856 |
I believe there's a pecking order. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
857 |
Face it, you're flocked. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
858 |
Would you mind getting the flock out of here? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
859 |
See. I was using "literally" correctly when I said you are literally the seediest guy I know. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
860 |
I'm listening a Peter Gabriel album. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
861 |
That's gotta be worth at least 72 in the bush. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
862 |
That's why I read and don't tweet. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
863 |
Nice suet you're wearing. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
864 |
You're the one who didn't want a dog. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
865 |
I told you that parfum d'oiseau was a strange name for an after-shave. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
866 |
You know, Ted, you should really try to go gluten-free. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
867 |
Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread ma- |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
868 |
Well, Happy Birdday!! |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
869 |
Have you considered a wall? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
870 |
I think your tweet just went viral. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
871 |
So many birds, so little time, huh? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
872 |
I don't think your situation calls for passive resistance |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
873 |
All the bees just left with the last guy. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
874 |
Hey Buddy, I think you need to establish a pecking order. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
875 |
Ben and Jerry's release of 'Bird Food'...vanilla, peanut butter and sunflowers seeds." |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
876 |
Looks like you have a lot of unread tweets in your feed. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
877 |
Some days you're the bird, some days you're the worm. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
878 |
"No, I don't believe I saw that Hitchcock movie. Why do you ask? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
879 |
Doesn't one usually sprinkle the birdseed on the ground? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
880 |
Forrest? Maybe it's time to put away the box of chocolates. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
881 |
I've never before heard of someone practicing to be a statue. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
882 |
Guess you've been here before? |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
883 |
That suet fits you nicely. |
1.2222 |
0.07782 |
54 |
46 |
4 |
4 |
884 |
Would you prefer I read this aloud in pidgin English? |
1.2222 |
0.05280 |
63 |
49 |
14 |
0 |
885 |
I told you to stop using the new Dove Love body lotion!! |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
886 |
"Do you mind . . . ? |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
887 |
Fred, you're letting yourself go to seed. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
888 |
Are you wearing the Eau de Pain again? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
889 |
I never used to believe in pheromones either |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
890 |
Nice to see you, Ms. Hedren. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
891 |
You say your name is Tippy Hedren? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
892 |
"You've got mail". |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
893 |
I told you that you were looking a little seedy. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
894 |
Here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet tweet…. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
895 |
How's work at the bakery? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
896 |
Aren't you that guy on Celebrity Pigeon Coop? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
897 |
So what exactly does an ornithologist do? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
898 |
Man, I never get any attention |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
899 |
That Eau De Sesame is sure strong! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
900 |
You give a whole new meaning to the phrase "gone to seed." |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
901 |
Yes, Mr. Spicer, this is far more effective than some measly bushes. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
902 |
Who does your laundry? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
903 |
It's one of the possible side effects of that new medication. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
904 |
I thought only lawyers swarmed like that. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
905 |
You should you consider going gluten free. Worked for me. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
906 |
It's not you. Someone just likes to draw birds. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
907 |
Amazingly good return on your tuppence. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
908 |
Who knew Trump kept birdseed under that thing? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
909 |
Perhaps it's time to consider laying off the Twitter. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
910 |
So how's your day today? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
911 |
Maybe you shouldn't wear the 'Team Exxon Valdez' t-shirt outdoors. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
912 |
Can you shut the flock up please, I'm trying to read here! |
1.2167 |
0.07916 |
60 |
53 |
1 |
6 |
913 |
Bread crumb disguise is certainly working |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
914 |
It's about Alfred Hitchcock. Why do you ask? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
915 |
Any ideas for your next movie, Alfred? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
916 |
So, how's the bird pheromone business? |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
917 |
OK, now call the white-throated sparrow. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
918 |
It says here to stop whistling after ONE bluebird on your shoulder. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
919 |
It says here you should never do that particular bird call during mating season. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
920 |
Sir, your shoelace is untied. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
921 |
She clearly said 'tuppence a bag' -but no; you had to be the big shot and give her six pence. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
922 |
So when did you get released from Alcatraz? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
923 |
They found you on the Internet. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
924 |
That certainly was an impressive bird call. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
925 |
Reading some R. Crumb? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
926 |
I was going to warn you about those birds. They were all over me yesterday. That's why I'm sitting over here. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
927 |
"Your genie must've misunderstood 'chick magnet'". |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
928 |
I ascribe to "believe it and you can be it", but you're over the top with that worm impersonation. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
929 |
Are you okay, Mr. Capistrano? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
930 |
This tweeting is getting out of control. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
931 |
Says here they're pigeons |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
932 |
Should I call for a hawk? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
933 |
You're tweeting too much. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
934 |
I don't want to be a jerk but there's a four pigeon limit. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
935 |
No, it's with bears when you are supposed to stay very still. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
936 |
Wanna buy a cat? |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
937 |
Have you tried giving up gluten? |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
938 |
Where'd you get the three-piece suet? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
939 |
Let me guess. You're wearing a seedsucker suit. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
940 |
You're getting better at hiding, Sean Spicer. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
941 |
It says here to just ignore them and they'll go away. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
942 |
You gonna eat that popcorn? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
943 |
Maybe you've given peace too much of a chance. |
1.2167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
47 |
13 |
0 |
944 |
Mr Hitchcock, I have this idea for a movie. About Birds. People will love it. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
945 |
Do you think you could be my wing man tonight? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
946 |
I'd say two minutes before you're covered in something else. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
947 |
So what cologne are you wearing? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
948 |
If you sit too still, they think you're a statue. |
1.2167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
47 |
13 |
0 |
949 |
Sure, sure. . .but are you THE Alfred Hitchcock? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
950 |
Jim, you might want to back off on that sunflower oil aftershave. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
951 |
You need a cat. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
952 |
Hashtag been there. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
953 |
The last guy's loaf was gluten-free. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
954 |
I'm more of a cat guy. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
955 |
You're flocked. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
956 |
friends from Alcatraz ? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
957 |
Seems like your guano business has really taken flight. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
958 |
The book is always better than the movie. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
959 |
Gesundheit. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
960 |
Dude, just tuppence a bag. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
961 |
That's strange; they usually wait until you're dead. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
962 |
It's a more agreeable look than your autumnal squirrel fetish. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
963 |
So this stranger on a train says to me, "I think you have vertigo." Then the lady vanishes. What a psycho. So, what's your deal? |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
964 |
I think I'd rather do fur. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
965 |
The sky is falling. What did you expect ? |
1.2167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
47 |
13 |
0 |
966 |
Are you sure they attract women? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
967 |
It's the gluten, I'm telling you. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
968 |
I know they're endangered, but you're starting to look kind of iffy yourself. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
969 |
Don't worry you have Obamacare ! |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
970 |
I did ask you to stop whistling! |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
971 |
It happens every time MOMA kicks off the season with a Hitchcock retrospective. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
972 |
Have you ever seen that Alfred Hitchcock movie, North by Northwest? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
973 |
Dr. Dolittle, I presume? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
974 |
You look like a bird person. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
975 |
I think the author is really pigeonholing himself. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
976 |
I used to have a camel hair suit myself. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
977 |
I told you that was a seedy-looking suit. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
978 |
I told you not to play "Angry Birds" here. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
979 |
Be glad they aren't vultures. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
980 |
Karma's a bitch, isn't it, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
981 |
Do you come here often? |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
982 |
I think you should have a fidget spinner |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
983 |
What happens when the bird food's gone? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
984 |
That's why I don't tweet anymore. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
985 |
You must be quite statuesque |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
986 |
Get a cat. |
1.2167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
47 |
13 |
0 |
987 |
With me, its usually cats. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
988 |
You know the one, it was directed by Hitchcock. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
989 |
You must smell fowl! |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
990 |
Just out of Alcatraz? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
991 |
I told you not to wear that seedy suit! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
992 |
I imagine you stepped up to a premium seed. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
993 |
I guess it's OK as long as you don't feel your're getting flocked. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
994 |
I use "Eau de Falcon" ! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
995 |
As an ornithologist, do you take your work home very often? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
996 |
I'm a ventriloquist who's quite good at bird calls |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
997 |
I LOVED Michael Keaton in that! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
998 |
Do you like birds? |
1.2167 |
0.07551 |
60 |
52 |
3 |
5 |
999 |
It says here that birds evolved from small raptors, |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
1000 |
Good thing you're not hiding in the bush |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
1001 |
ya know my cousin had birds |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
1002 |
Pardon my asking, but are you Franciscan? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
1003 |
You got their attention. Now what? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1004 |
Well, I suppose it's better than flying United. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1005 |
It's probably a good thing you don't feed sharks. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1006 |
Yes, "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock. Ever heard of it? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1007 |
I've never had that many Re-Tweets before |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1008 |
You are sitting in Alfred Hitchcock's spot. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1009 |
Stop tweeting! |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1010 |
Nice pecs |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1011 |
Twitter notifications never used to be a problem. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1012 |
You found a bottle of Tippi Hedren's perfume on E-bay? |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1013 |
I think they have mistaken you for Alfred Hitchcock. |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
1014 |
I thought bird-watching would be harder when you're near-sighted. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1015 |
I thought you were going to do Vertigo today. |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
1016 |
Simple, just turn off your twitter feed. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1017 |
Feeling a little peckish? |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1018 |
I still prefer a good book over tweets. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1019 |
Would you like to hear my bird calls again? |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1020 |
So, Francis, where'd you say you're from? |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1021 |
I'm trying to read here. Will you just flock off ? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1022 |
So it all started with a single tweet? |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1023 |
Are you okay under there? I can't tell if those are angry birds or you're tweeting. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1024 |
It must be nice to know you've been missed. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1025 |
Looks like you got your full two-pence worth with that bag. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1026 |
Remember -- tuppence a day, and no more. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1027 |
You shouldn't even dream about perfecting an eagle mating call. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1028 |
I could be wrong, but I don't think that's how Twitter works. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1029 |
It's better you hear it from a friend: I think you've let your body go to seed. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1030 |
Francis? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1031 |
I told you to be more careful with your tweets |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1032 |
Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the birdseed |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1033 |
You say you're about to cast the new Hitchcock film? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1034 |
That's why I don't get my news from Twitter these days. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1035 |
Are you Dale, from Craigslist? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1036 |
They come every afternoon to hear me read "The Birds" out loud to them. |
1.2105 |
0.07811 |
57 |
50 |
2 |
5 |
1037 |
You need to move more. They think you're a statue. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1038 |
So Mr. Capistrano, you say this happens every year? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1039 |
Maybe it's time to go a little easy on that all-quinoa diet |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1040 |
It's about the need we all have to flit in. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1041 |
Here, kitty kitty. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1042 |
Your cologne is for the birds! |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1043 |
Looks like dove at first sight. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1044 |
When you said you were pigeon-holed, I thought you meant at work. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1045 |
It says here you're flocked. |
1.2105 |
0.05448 |
57 |
45 |
12 |
0 |
1046 |
I'm afraid you've gone to seed. |
1.2105 |
0.05448 |
57 |
45 |
12 |
0 |
1047 |
You're in the cheep seat. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1048 |
See, that's why I don't like like Twitter. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1049 |
The chia suit idea appeared so promising on Kickstarter. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1050 |
A bird flash-mob!! The rumors are true! |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1051 |
I always carry a book so I won't get bothered. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1052 |
That's why I quit using Twitter. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1053 |
So you say it's an organic fabric made from Sunflower Seeds? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1054 |
I think your tweet just went viral. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1055 |
Is this what they mean when they say you are trending on Twitter? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1056 |
..It looks as though you've pigeon-holed yourself.. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1057 |
Impressive bird call. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1058 |
Alfred Hitchcock would be impressed. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1059 |
You're not from around here, are you? |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1060 |
And you grew this following organically? |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
1061 |
Better you than me. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1062 |
Next time don't feed the birds. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1063 |
I see Pence beat you to the bushes this time. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1064 |
Don't blame me--I didn't recommend the sesame seed bagel. |
1.2105 |
0.05448 |
57 |
45 |
12 |
0 |
1065 |
Was that a french fry in your pocket? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1066 |
They like you. They really like you. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1067 |
You know, there's an app for that -- it's called a cat. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1068 |
I see your tweets are generating plenty of attention. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1069 |
I said, "You're really going to seed, fella." |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1070 |
Are those artisanal breadcrumbs? |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1071 |
So, how's life at the top of the pecking order working for you? |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1072 |
Francis? Is that you? |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1073 |
I think you would really hit it off with this cat lady I know. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1074 |
You should cut down on your carbs. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1075 |
I used to feed them too. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1076 |
How are you feeling, Larry? You seem a bit fowl today. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1077 |
Henpecked? |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1078 |
I had the same problem until I stopped using Twitter |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1079 |
Maybe the organic, gluten-free, plant-based lotion was not a good idea. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1080 |
No, I think you CAN over interpret a Met Gala theme. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1081 |
I think you should have sprinkled on the ground Sir. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1082 |
Hey I guess you could say that this is a pretty hawkward moment |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
1083 |
And I thought the mosquitoes were bad. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1084 |
I'm guessing they're Homo Pigeons. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1085 |
Try not to move. They can sense fear. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1086 |
There may not be chicks in there, but you sure are a magnet. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1087 |
Juan Capistrano dreaded the annual return of the swallows. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1088 |
I hear that they are replacing the drug sniffing dogs. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1089 |
Jonathan Livingston Seagull, I presume. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1090 |
This new dating app is for the birds. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1091 |
It's your flocking problem, not mine. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1092 |
I believe you took their seat. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1093 |
Tippi Hedron was really your grandmother? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1094 |
You must be a regular. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1095 |
Rethinking the plan to work as a living statue? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1096 |
You're right, bird watching is more fun than reading. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1097 |
To tell the truth, I thought you were a statue, too. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1098 |
Climate change is reshaping the entire corpus of urban birding. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1099 |
Next time you may want to bring seedless grapes. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1100 |
You might want to lighten up on the quinoa. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1101 |
They want me to come fly with them. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1102 |
Was it something you tweeted? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1103 |
They were out of onion so I got you sesame seed instead. |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
1104 |
Just a thought, don't get the poppy seed bagels take-out. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1105 |
I just don't know how New Yorkers live like this. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1106 |
They have cell phones now you know...... |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1107 |
What the peck?! |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
1108 |
I warned you not to open that can of worms! |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1109 |
Wow. Now that's the kind of sleep I need. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1110 |
That's why I don't sit on that end of the bench. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1111 |
Is this Hitchcock or Assisi? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1112 |
Shame about the suit. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1113 |
Perhaps channeling Julie Andrews and singing "Feed the Birds" isn't such a good idea. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1114 |
In San Juan Capistrano the focus is more on nesting and mating, but here in New York it's a more people centered event. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1115 |
Wow, birds of a feather really do flock together. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1116 |
Maybe you should get a cat. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1117 |
You look a little peckish. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1118 |
I have a 10% off dry cleaning coupon, if that will help. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
1119 |
I told you the sea salt bread crumbs would go over well. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1120 |
Oh, 'To Catch a Mockingbird', but it isn't like you think. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1121 |
I told you not to tweet so much, Mr. President. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1122 |
Okay. Real quick, here's the end. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1123 |
Stop sending out Tweets. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1124 |
So what's it really like in Witness Protection? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1125 |
What kind of cologne is it? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1126 |
I think you've been retweeted. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1127 |
You must be new around here, the birds in this park demand at least 20% of every bagel. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1128 |
When I said you were for the birds, I didn't think they'd hear me. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1129 |
I never really understood that movie. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1130 |
I guess that's one way to avoid being served a subpoena Mr. Flynn. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1131 |
That is why I never read Hitchcock at the park. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1132 |
New to Capistrano? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1133 |
This book is less intriguing than I hoped. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1134 |
They heard you were flying south for the winter. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1135 |
There's no such thing as a "pigeon whisperer." |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1136 |
If I'd have known, I'd have lent you some of my tar. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
55 |
48 |
3 |
4 |
1137 |
I think they like you. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1138 |
At least it's not locust. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1139 |
It may be easier if you just hide in the bushes. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1140 |
Dude, just twitch! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1141 |
Ever thought about getting a cat? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1142 |
I know it's more secure than email, but this is what you get when someone hits "reply all." |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
55 |
48 |
3 |
4 |
1143 |
You sure you don't need a napkin? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1144 |
That's quite a bird call you have there. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1145 |
Tuppence for your thoughts. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1146 |
When they've finished eating, can I have your recipe? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1147 |
I didn't know pigeons were birds of prey. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1148 |
Rest in peace |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1149 |
Want to borrow my Audubon? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1150 |
Yes, the book is more realistic than the movie. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1151 |
Ya know, I often wondered what that expression meant, when the pigeons come home to roost. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1152 |
Talk about a chick magnet. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1153 |
So, you're a pigeon whisperer? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1154 |
Have you thought about getting a cat? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1155 |
Actually, I prefer Vertigo. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1156 |
Open audition, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1157 |
Alcatraz, you say? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1158 |
Avian Flu? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1159 |
Oh, I don't have to be unattractive to the pigeons. I just have to be less attractive than you. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1160 |
So,... how's your lunch? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1161 |
I guess you were right about being pure-bread. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1162 |
I wish Hitchcock could see this. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1163 |
Francis? Is that you? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1164 |
What's for lunch? |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1165 |
I told you that suit made you look seedy. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1166 |
You might want to change your ringtone. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1167 |
Vultures are everywhere these days. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1168 |
Shall I continue reading? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1169 |
I haven't seen much of you lately. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
55 |
48 |
3 |
4 |
1170 |
The book says you need to get a cat. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1171 |
I always said you were statuesque. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1172 |
Getting a lot of tweets this morning? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1173 |
I've never been a Hitchcock fan. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1174 |
Isn't it time you tried to put Alcatraz behind you ? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1175 |
This reminds me of a movie... you know that one, 'The' something-or-other? It'll come to me. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1176 |
Wouldn't you know it: there's a seedy character in my book too. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1177 |
Anything new with you? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1178 |
It's why I don't read seedy material in the park. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1179 |
Saint Francis made it look easier. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
55 |
48 |
3 |
4 |
1180 |
I think the angry birds found a pokemon. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
55 |
48 |
3 |
4 |
1181 |
I'm more of a rat person. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1182 |
You have that new car smell. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1183 |
I told you the breadcrumb dress was a mistake, Ms. Gaga. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1184 |
Do you want to hear the rest of the story? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1185 |
Do you regret stealing the eggs? |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1186 |
Here you go, found a great fast receipt for squab. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1187 |
You're literally for the birds! |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1188 |
So you're saying the only reason they return to Capistrano every year is to hang out with you? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1189 |
Maybe life isn't a box of chocolates after all. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1190 |
So this is what happens when the city removes all the Confederate statues. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1191 |
Daphne DuMaurier. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1192 |
You're just going to love Venice. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1193 |
What Peace organization do you belong to? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1194 |
Escape from Alcatraz? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1195 |
No, I think that one's a spotted towhee. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1196 |
Tweet if you need anything! |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1197 |
So it's climate change, right? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1198 |
I take it that you decided to fly Seth for the winter this year? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1199 |
Carl was always finding new ways to win at Hide and Seek. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1200 |
Oh, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1201 |
Stop teasing and give them the damn food already. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1202 |
Tell me again about the wonders of hemp clothing. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1203 |
To be fair he did look a little seedy. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1204 |
It says here you have too much flaxseed in your diet. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1205 |
What are they whispering now? |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1206 |
And they call me the bookworm. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1207 |
Sorry, all the tweets in the world aren't going to get me to vote for you. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1208 |
What's the word. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1209 |
I feel ignored. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1210 |
Looks like you got a lot of tweets. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1211 |
I told you bird seed clothes weren't like hemp clothes. You never wanna listen, dude... |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1212 |
It's no sin to discourage a mockingbird. |
1.1964 |
0.07394 |
56 |
49 |
3 |
4 |
1213 |
It says here that without regular exercise, your body will go to seed. |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1214 |
I understand the embarrassment, but I think you would we better hiding in the bushes. |
1.1964 |
0.07394 |
56 |
49 |
3 |
4 |
1215 |
And how were you tarred? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1216 |
The tweeting has really gotten out of control. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1217 |
Life is like a box of-- |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1218 |
Next time bring a book...these birds hate books. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1219 |
Is this like goat yoga? |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1220 |
''A 'bird in the hand' is one thing, but that is ridiculous!" |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1221 |
Spicey, is that you buried under all those tweets? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1222 |
I think there's a problem with the second act, Mr. Hitchcock. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1223 |
This bench is all that's left of their original habitat.... |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
1224 |
Honestly, I'd say I'm more of a cat person. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1225 |
Maybe they shouldn't have taken down the Jefferson Davis statue. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1226 |
It’s a problem with clothing made from hemp. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1227 |
Did you get a picture of that accident between the glue and popcorn trucks? |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1228 |
"You say, you're from Alcatraz". |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1229 |
Yo, St. Francis, you gonna clean up after them? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1230 |
Murmuration of Empty Nesters |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1231 |
This is what happens when you send tweets all day. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1232 |
Your white proso millet is clearly more than so-so. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1233 |
You obviously have worms. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1234 |
You should lay off the carbs |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1235 |
I tried to tell you to just feed them day old bread. No but you had to put peanut butter on it... |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1236 |
I have a bird feeder at home. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1237 |
Is it itchy? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1238 |
So how does it feel to be a private citizen again, Mr. Comey? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1239 |
That's exactly the reason I quit Twitter |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1240 |
Just to be clear: Are you telling me that you are 100% absolutely, positively sure, that the next bus stops at Capistrano? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1241 |
Papageno? |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1242 |
Actually, my favorite was Psycho. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1243 |
So nice to meet you, Ms. Hedren. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1244 |
...and I thought I got picked on. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1245 |
You have a Bay with Wirds |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1246 |
I prefer to read tweets the old fashioned way. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1247 |
I had the same problem when I wore my tweet suit |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1248 |
Spilled more maple syrup this morning? |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1249 |
I can't believe the aviary makes you bring your work home. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1250 |
...or you could just READ about them. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1251 |
No - I said 'flock off.' |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1252 |
You should be more careful with your tweet. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1253 |
This happens whenever I'm on Twitter feed. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1254 |
Alfred Hitchcock....is that you? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1255 |
Wow it must suck to be a Gingerbread Man. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1256 |
I think there's a better way to start a Twitter feed. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1257 |
That's why I went gluten free. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1258 |
You're trending. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1259 |
What do you think of the movement to remove historic statues? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1260 |
Any ideas for your next project, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1261 |
This isn't the first time I've regretted my Tweets. |
1.1887 |
0.07646 |
53 |
47 |
2 |
4 |
1262 |
Do you still want me to renew your PETA membership? |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1263 |
Who are you wearing? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1264 |
We get it Gabe, you're a chick magnet. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1265 |
Chick magnet. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1266 |
My Tweets never get that many Likes... |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1267 |
Because I don't have birdseed all over my clothes. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1268 |
You said you were a cat person. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1269 |
You must be high up the pecking order. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1270 |
:"Try sneezing" |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1271 |
Coast is clear, Jim. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1272 |
If you don't move around they think you're a statue. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1273 |
You're just a chirp off the old block. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1274 |
It's by du Maurier. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1275 |
I used to wear hemp. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1276 |
Why don't you just hide behind a newspaper? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1277 |
I liked it better when you thought you were Spider Man. |
1.1887 |
0.07646 |
53 |
47 |
2 |
4 |
1278 |
Still having problems with your twitter feed Bob? |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1279 |
Actually it's a kit. A kit of pigeons. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1280 |
For God's sake, just stop tweeting!! |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1281 |
...and for that matter, I don't believe in global warming either. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1282 |
I deleted my Twitter account. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1283 |
I told you to stop tweeting so much. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1284 |
Did you say you tweet a lot ? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1285 |
Been sitting there long? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1286 |
I'm sorry I would help but I'm pretending I don't see you. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1287 |
You know, I'm just thinking that what ya' got there is worth about 40 in the bush. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1288 |
Excuse me. Do you happen to know what time it is? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1289 |
I hear Hitchcock is making a movie out of this Daphne du Maurer story. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1290 |
Son, this concludes the birds part, now let's talk about the bees. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1291 |
Maybe you should stop tweeting. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1292 |
So this is the flocked suit you were talking about? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1293 |
Better landings than droppings |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1294 |
Whatever you're wearing must be 'for the birds' |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1295 |
They post those signs for a reason, Malcolm. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1296 |
It says here that pigeons are pack hunters. Did you know that? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1297 |
So how long did you know Tippi Hedren? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1298 |
Practicing bird calls can be tricky. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1299 |
Are you finished with the sports section yet, St. Francis ? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1300 |
The correct name for them is "rock dove." |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1301 |
Maybe in your case statuesque is not a euphemism . |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1302 |
Good morning, my fine-feathered friend! |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1303 |
Next time throw the crumbs further. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1304 |
Why do all the chicks flock to him? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1305 |
Your last tweet struck a nerve. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1306 |
Why yes, I do know of a good drycleaner in the neighborhood. Why do you ask? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1307 |
Been out of Alcatraz long? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1308 |
No, I don't think it makes you look fat. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1309 |
Maybe it's not the worst thing to be lower on the pecking order. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1310 |
Have you ever thought of not tweeting? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1311 |
I warned you not to dress up like a cavalry officer. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1312 |
Help, help, help!!! They think I have Hamilton tickets. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1313 |
You're wife is gone. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1314 |
It could be bird flu... Is it hard to swallow? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1315 |
What the hell are you reading? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1316 |
So, you enjoyed St. Mark's. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1317 |
Says here that birds are naturally attracted to hemp |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1318 |
So I hear that you invented a version of catnip that works on birds. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1319 |
Mr. President, you literally sent a bad tweet. |
1.1887 |
0.07646 |
53 |
47 |
2 |
4 |
1320 |
I used to eat my lunch in the park, too ... now I just read. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1321 |
Is that you Alfred ? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1322 |
Bernie? Is that you? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1323 |
And again, nice talking with you Mr. Redenbacher. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1324 |
You feed the pigeons here often, do you? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1325 |
You've got a little mustard.. No.... to your left.. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1326 |
YOU ARE DEFINITELY FOR THE BIRDS!!! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1327 |
I told you that Chia suit was a bad idea! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1328 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1329 |
I'm just saying it's a lot to go through for a thorough exfoliation. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1330 |
Morning tweet-storm? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1331 |
Still shopping at Costco? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1332 |
So, how's your day going? |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1333 |
So is it the seed butter itself that's the sun block? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1334 |
It's something to do with the pecking order. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1335 |
I said rolled oats not roll in oats |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1336 |
Peanut cologne? |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1337 |
Says here it's not likely to be fatal, but some of the side effects sound nasty... |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1338 |
I can totally relate. I'm a chick magnet. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1339 |
Forrest, I know birdseed is cheap and healthy, but if you had a box of chocolates, maybe these damn birds would leave you alone! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1340 |
I think you've spoiled them, Dad. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1341 |
A feather for your thoughts! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1342 |
What's the pecking order? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1343 |
I take it they liked your tweet? |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1344 |
Yes, the park could use a few more statues. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1345 |
I'm not sure if I should ask, but have you seen the Hitchcock movie ? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1346 |
You should be proud, most entrepreneurs never have a successful seeding round. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1347 |
I asked you three times to stop singing Free Bird. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1348 |
Forrest, close the box. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1349 |
I told you that book is for the birds! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1350 |
It says here, this is one of the possible effects of climate change. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1351 |
Dammit, Henry, stop tweeting. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1352 |
Actually, I recognised you from the picture in the dust jacket |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1353 |
I still support you. But ease up on the tweets. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1354 |
So how was it working for Hitchcock? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1355 |
Tippi Hedron was really your grandmother? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1356 |
It's hell, being Mr. Peanut. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1357 |
I stopped attracting birds when I went gluten free. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1358 |
You shouldn't have provoked them. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1359 |
I bet you'd kill for a nice phone booth right about now. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1360 |
When you prayed for a magnetic personality, how specific were you? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1361 |
Things going south for you too? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1362 |
Says here keep still or you'll spook them! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1363 |
This neighborhood is really going to the birds. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1364 |
Have you thought about getting a cat? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1365 |
It says here sunblock with peanut oil offers an extra layer of protection. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1366 |
Didn't you just testify before Congress? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1367 |
You're supposed to uh, throw the bread |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1368 |
Ok, here she comes. Just act like a tree. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1369 |
You know Hal, I think that pheromone cologne you bought is for the birds. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1370 |
That's quite the magic trick! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1371 |
Chick magnet. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1372 |
So, when were you released from alcatraz? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1373 |
You've gone to seed, Herb. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1374 |
This cook book has a good recipe for pigeon pie. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1375 |
They're just looking for seed money. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1376 |
Of course, if they get desperate, they'll eat any old thing |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1377 |
I'm reading this great book by Alfred Hitchcock, have you heard of it? |
1.1800 |
0.07923 |
50 |
45 |
1 |
4 |
1378 |
Of course, everyone gets the title’s metaphor but they underestimate To Kill a Mockingbird’s literal potential. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1379 |
Mr. Hitchcock, so nice to meet you! |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1380 |
Well, I assumed it was because no one else voted for the bird sanctuary. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1381 |
I thought flocking was for Christmas trees. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1382 |
I heard it's good luck if one poops on you. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1383 |
What will it take to get you to stop tweeting? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1384 |
A bird in the hand, is better than 75 eating you. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1385 |
That's what you get for wearing a hemp seed jacket. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1386 |
I was not aware you could receive your tweets hard copy. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1387 |
So, Harry, what else is new? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1388 |
You know I have you pigeonholed as a bird lover. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1389 |
Go flock yourself. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1390 |
Do you mind? I'm trying to read. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1391 |
At $1.99 I think that bird whistle was a steal. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1392 |
It says they're Cedar Waxwings. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1393 |
As I believe I noted before we left home, Eau de Croissant was not the ideal perfume choice. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1394 |
I SO wish that would would happen whenever HE tweets... |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1395 |
That’s not how you get your wings. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1396 |
I'd say your patent pending your bird whistle is a good idea. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1397 |
Dammit, I'm trying read here! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1398 |
At least they're not bats. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1399 |
Interesting variation on the whole chia pet thing. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1400 |
Watcha readin'? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1401 |
So stop talking pigeon English! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1402 |
I expect that will be your last dumb-ass tweet. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1403 |
Kinda poetic, Alfred, don't you think ? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1404 |
What's all the flap about? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1405 |
I closed my twitter account. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1406 |
They don't take to everybody. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1407 |
You been sleeping in that silo again? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1408 |
I haven't seen this many tweets since Donald Trump's first week as President. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1409 |
Are you an editor? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1410 |
Having run out of bushes to hide in, Sean Spicer gets creative. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1411 |
That's why I stopped doing bird calls. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1412 |
I'm trying to read. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1413 |
How is your pheromone therapy going? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1414 |
They like you. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1415 |
Percy's 'chick magnet' scheme went horribly awry. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1416 |
I use the guy at 72nd Street who will brush the crumbs off you for a dollar. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1417 |
I tweeted you were Trump. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1418 |
You are alive, aren't you? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1419 |
You've finally gone to seed. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1420 |
I think your endless tweeting has gone too far. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1421 |
So, how's that taco? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1422 |
Song of six pence, or pocket full of rye? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1423 |
Well, you'd have time for books too if you gave up your Twitter feed. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1424 |
So what's this new tick control you were telling me about? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1425 |
Jesus. Now what's he tweeting? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1426 |
Well, apart from the sesame seeds, how did you enjoy your bagel? |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1427 |
Your twitter account has a lot of followers. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1428 |
You're not supposed to feed the birds. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1429 |
That's why they're called lovebirds! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1430 |
The recipe calls for 100 park pigeons. I only count 50. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1431 |
At least you are not pigeon toed. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1432 |
That happened to me when I was reading ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1433 |
Yes, that's worth more than two in the bush. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1434 |
I think they have a message for you. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1435 |
So statuesque! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1436 |
How is that nut and berry diet working? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1437 |
And what makes you such a big flocking deal? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1438 |
I think you're taking this Hitchcock thing a bit too far. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1439 |
I'm not sure playing dead is the way to go here. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1440 |
Have you considered meeting your friend inside? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1441 |
Mullet, NOT millet! The Times declared it summer of the mullet! |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1442 |
Want me to explain how crowd funding actually works? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1443 |
Not a good day for edible underwear |
1.1800 |
0.07923 |
50 |
45 |
1 |
4 |
1444 |
What's that, like 50 in the bush? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1445 |
No, no - I said his name is Saeed. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1446 |
That must have been a controversial tweet |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1447 |
Sure Tippi, I'd recognize you anywhere! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1448 |
Now that you mention it, I am feeling a little peckish. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1449 |
So, how's the new job at the fish market working out? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1450 |
Does this mean you have a pre-existing condition? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1451 |
They might not be stool pigeons, but they'll still blow your cover. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1452 |
You really need to stop hanging around those seedy nightclubs. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1453 |
I TOLD you not to use peanut-butter based sun block! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1454 |
You're obviously at the top of the pecking order. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1455 |
You must give me the name of your dry cleaners |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1456 |
Do not feed the birds. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1457 |
Yes, I can recommend a good dry cleaner. Why? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1458 |
Did you change your after shave? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1459 |
Sean, Sean Spicer, is that you? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1460 |
Excuse me, ma'am. Is that Comme des Garcons you're wearing with those sensible black shoes? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1461 |
You certainly have a way with birds, Mr. Hitchcock. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1462 |
Gesundheit. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1463 |
Yes, that is a very impressive bird call! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1464 |
I saw a bag of bird seeds. My ex-wife was coming this way. What else should I have done? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1465 |
So you're a bird whisper? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1466 |
One is a symbol of peace, many of war. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1467 |
Moisturizing with suet again? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1468 |
I'd be careful about cutting back their feed... |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1469 |
Perhaps it's the tweed. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1470 |
You do look statuesque |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1471 |
There's this thing called a bird feeder. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1472 |
I said: IT'S DIFFICULT TO CONCENTRATE WITH ALL THE CHIRPING! |
1.1765 |
0.07252 |
51 |
45 |
3 |
3 |
1473 |
Poppins, is that you?! |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1474 |
I'm beginning to suspect fowl play. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1475 |
I told you that Super Seed salad was a bad idea. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1476 |
Wow, when my sister said she married the 'Bird Whisperer,' I thought she was cuckoo ... |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1477 |
This is why I'm not on Twitter. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1478 |
I guess you really are going to seed. |
1.1765 |
0.07252 |
51 |
45 |
3 |
3 |
1479 |
They must like your tweets. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1480 |
you call that a disguise! not discreet man... |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1481 |
Thought of getting a cat? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1482 |
I see that your twitter feed has a lot of followers. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1483 |
It says here to act like a cat. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1484 |
Well, I'd say your new bird call works. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1485 |
I think your wolf-whistle needs work. |
1.1765 |
0.07252 |
51 |
45 |
3 |
3 |
1486 |
You think l'm next? |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1487 |
It must be your new cologne. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1488 |
Your laundry bill is how much? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1489 |
I see Trump's awake. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1490 |
Still hiding 'among' the pigeons, Mr. Spicer? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1491 |
The sign said don't feed the birds. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1492 |
Dad, stop tweeting. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1493 |
Did I tell you I have a rash? |
1.1765 |
0.07252 |
51 |
45 |
3 |
3 |
1494 |
This would make a great movie! |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1495 |
Look at the bright side. It's your statuesque beauty that attracts them. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1496 |
I guess your tweets have been answered. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1497 |
They won't bother you if you don't give them tweets. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1498 |
I guess three piece suet wasn't a typo. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1499 |
Would you happen to have the time |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1500 |
You related to Tippi Hedren? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1501 |
No, I never watched much Hitchcock. You? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1502 |
I always knew you were a seedy character. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1503 |
Birds of a feather stick together. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1504 |
Quick, wiggle your toes so they don't think you’re a statue! |
1.1765 |
0.07774 |
51 |
46 |
1 |
4 |
1505 |
You were right, Tad, that flax seed oil works great as a natural sunscreen. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1506 |
Can you tweet somewhere else? |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1507 |
That's what you get for acting like a nut" |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1508 |
I thought you were nuts, but this proves it. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1509 |
Technically, you're still feeding them. |
1.1765 |
0.07252 |
51 |
45 |
3 |
3 |
1510 |
Have you got a pen? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1511 |
You've been tweeting too much. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1512 |
Tweeting again? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1513 |
Sorry, performance art just seems weird. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1514 |
I shouldn't have called you "seedy..." |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1515 |
That is why I stopped feeding them. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1516 |
Costs a bit more than a tuppence, eh? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1517 |
Jim, I always thought your politics were for the birds. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1518 |
Ever thought about taking a break from tweeting? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1519 |
You really should market that bird seed. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1520 |
I'm reading a book, what are you doing? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1521 |
How long have you been tweeting? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1522 |
You're up early, Mr. Worm! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1523 |
Personally, I prefer bathing. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1524 |
I've heard of being pigeonholed, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1525 |
No, I don't agree that covering yourself with birdlime and breadcrumbs 'Blows St. Francis out of the water'. |
1.1702 |
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1526 |
I prefer sunscreen. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1527 |
Didn't I tell you this would happen? |
1.1702 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1528 |
Its time you stopped calling this your performance-art piece. |
1.1702 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1529 |
Hasn't happened since I went gluten-free. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1530 |
Ah, no thanks, I'm not hungry. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1531 |
Do you have the time? |
1.1702 |
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6 |
1 |
1532 |
I said get the flock out of here... |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
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39 |
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0 |
1533 |
No, I'm all right. Just don't make any sudden moves. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1534 |
Looks like you are in a peck of trouble! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1535 |
well, they are "of a feather"... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1536 |
Let go of the bread! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
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1 |
1537 |
They say it's not a good idea to feed the birds |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1538 |
Oh my. He' s got worms. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1539 |
No, I prefer commercial sunscreen. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1540 |
Well you do sort of resemble a statue of a Civil War general. |
1.1702 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1541 |
Do you have much trouble with squirrels? |
1.1702 |
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42 |
2 |
3 |
1542 |
They heard you were the drummer for Flock of Seagulls |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
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42 |
2 |
3 |
1543 |
You smell like bread crumbs. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1544 |
Nice suet. Where'd you get it? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1545 |
Is it as bad as being hen pecked? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1546 |
I've read about you. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1547 |
Potato chips. You can't blame the birds if they want more than one. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1548 |
Looks like there will soon be a statue of you in this park. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1549 |
Pigeons? There are no pigeons. You're crazy. Fake news! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1550 |
My pregnant wife is going through a nesting phase too. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1551 |
Just tell 'em "flock off". |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1552 |
Like I said, you’re an emotional statue. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
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42 |
2 |
3 |
1553 |
Still trending on Twitter? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1554 |
Would you go somewhere else, all that tweeting is driving me nuts! |
1.1702 |
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39 |
8 |
0 |
1555 |
Isn't it wonderful how nature comes alive in the Spring? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1556 |
I told you to stop tweeting. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1557 |
So, they heard about your Hamilton tickets? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1558 |
Step 3: if you haven't already, remove suet from your pockets. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1559 |
I actually preferred Duran Duran. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1560 |
Have you considered adopting a cat....? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1561 |
Tippi, is that you? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1562 |
Your gravitational force is off the scale today. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1563 |
Worth 72 in the bush |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1564 |
Oh no, Mr Bread! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1565 |
So, Alfred, got any ideas for your next movie? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1566 |
So is it a sin to kill a mockingbird? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1567 |
Geez, Tom, you've really gone to seed. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1568 |
By Jove, I too, am feeling a bit peckish! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1569 |
Sorry, I thought they had been baked into a pie. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1570 |
You might want to stop eating granola bars. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
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39 |
8 |
0 |
1571 |
I always thought you looked very statuesque. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1572 |
Have you considered what comes after the feeding? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1573 |
Not to worry, they'll be migrating north in about two weeks. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1574 |
Why not just give them the popcorn? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1575 |
And just like that, Sean was gone and the interview was over....... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1576 |
I hope you won't be tempted to feed the porcupines! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1577 |
So you must be the Birdman of Gramercy Park. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1578 |
You should really stop using that organic birdseed exfoliator. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1579 |
Mitch? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
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42 |
2 |
3 |
1580 |
So how long have you been out of Alcatraz? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
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39 |
8 |
0 |
1581 |
Pardon me, but aren't you Tippi Hedren? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1582 |
You must be made of dough. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1583 |
Bird flu season, eh. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1584 |
Not a bird in the sky today Fred. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1585 |
You're supposed to throw the rice |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1586 |
I'd change my deodorant if I were you. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1587 |
The next recommendation is to get a cat. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1588 |
You say this happens every so often Mr. Capistrano? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1589 |
It seems they find you statuesque. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1590 |
Michael Keaton? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1591 |
Wow, that was some birdcall. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1592 |
Dove skin care is so hot right now. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1593 |
Quite a chickadee magnet you are! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1594 |
Now that ransomware has destroyed our phones, carrier pigeon is the only way to go. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1595 |
Wait till they all have to go to the bathroom. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1596 |
I'd say your tweet has gone viral. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1597 |
Weren't you in that Hitchcock movie? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1598 |
You never saw that Hitchcock film, did ya? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1599 |
That's the trouble with meditating in the park. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1600 |
Don't be so smug, I think the Hamilton statue is just as popular. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
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39 |
8 |
0 |
1601 |
The salesperson said it would make me a real chick magnet. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1602 |
Let me guess where you are in the pecking order. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1603 |
To be seed and not heard. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1604 |
You should have stopped tweeting when you had the chance. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1605 |
You're actually not supposed to feed the birds. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1606 |
You've totally gone to seed, man. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1607 |
Would you and your pals mind moving to another bench? I'm trying to read. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1608 |
Pardon me. May I find you a cat? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1609 |
Still need that tuppence? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1610 |
You are a real chick magnet. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1611 |
This book has me all a flutter too. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1612 |
Then she told me that she was a big Alfred Hitchcock fan, and I knew it'd never work out between us. His films are just too implausible! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1613 |
Well, they aren't chicks, but you're certainly a magnet. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1614 |
So how long have you been out of Alcatraz? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1615 |
Just like me, they long to be close to you. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1616 |
Did you know Alfred Hitchcock made a movie about bird 'Flash Mobs?' |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1617 |
No avian flu shot, huh? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1618 |
You have a seed stuck in your teeth |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1619 |
Quick!! Get off Twitter, Mr. President!!! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1620 |
I guess they finally caught up with the Gingerbread Man. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1621 |
They're pigeons. You dropped them some crumbs six months ago, they love you forever. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1622 |
How's that peanut butter based skin lotion working for you? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1623 |
I see that Trump's flights of fancy are rapidly adding up. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1624 |
Check your retweet settings. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1625 |
You can't hide from your problems that way. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1626 |
You've got some work to do before you're a chick magnet. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1627 |
Shall I continue? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1628 |
You ever read this? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1629 |
I told you not to pull out your fidget spinner. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1630 |
Is everything still satisfactual? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1631 |
It doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore, does it? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1632 |
So how was your time in Alcatraz? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1633 |
Angel investors with seed capital. What did you expect? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1634 |
Give a bird a crumb, you feed him for a day...Teach a bird to make bread...I think you can see where I'm going with this. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1635 |
No, an asshole would have said "feeling peckish?" I merely commented "dovely day out." |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1636 |
Still feeling impeccable? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1637 |
No, but I saw the movie. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1638 |
Personally, I use DEET to keep off ticks. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1639 |
My mom always said life was like a box of Dove's...chocolates. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1640 |
Step 2: "Whistle a happy tune." |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1641 |
After all, they are the indigenous population. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1642 |
I know how it is. I was once in a boy band, myself. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1643 |
Do they come back every year? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1644 |
I'm hoping your imitation of an eagle mating call isn't so good. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1645 |
Oh...Wow..!!...is that how twitter works..?? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1646 |
They say you should never feed them. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1647 |
Well, I'll be darned, birds of a feather do flock together. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1648 |
My book? It's called "Characters of Central Park." Supposed to be real people, but I've been here all morning and haven't seen a single freak. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1649 |
He got the bird seed and peanut butter, but poor Marvin couldn't find a pinecone to save his life. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1650 |
Somehow they can always spot an ornithologist. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1651 |
To feed and to kill a mockingbird. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1652 |
You must be the bread winner in your family |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1653 |
Wow! Are those your peeps? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1654 |
Birds of a feather, love designer leather. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1655 |
My bad, that ring tone was the mating call. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1656 |
Human Birdfeeder? Can't wait to see your Human Birdbath. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1657 |
Gee, the birds flock to you Brits wherever you go. Must be the foreign accent. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1658 |
Well, that's one way to pick up chicks. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1659 |
This is supposed to be a No Tweeting bench. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1660 |
Thank goodness those aren't crows or I'd have to call in a murder... |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1661 |
These are New York birds: They can sense people who make a lot of bread. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1662 |
She told me get out, I was for the birds. What do you think? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1663 |
I didn't believe you when you said you could do fifty different bir4d calls. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1664 |
Here comes two more |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1665 |
Is that you, Jack Sparrow? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1666 |
That's not quite what I had in mind when I wished I was irresistible. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1667 |
I don't mean to draw any unwanted attention, Ms. Gaga, but I have to say- huge fan of your work. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1668 |
You never heard of it? It's a Hitchcock classic. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1669 |
I'd say it's your statuesque appearance. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1670 |
You must be a hot destination for some frequent flier program. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1671 |
Your tweeting habit is consuming you. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1672 |
Sorry, but Tippi Hedren did it better. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1673 |
Just let it happen. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1674 |
Trying a smaller airline? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1675 |
I told you to chew with your mouth closed! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1676 |
What a fuss over one hotdog! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1677 |
You should cut down on the tweeting. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1678 |
I warned you that you looked seedy today. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1679 |
Honestly, when you mentioned feeling inspired by the Met Gala this year I assumed you were talking about philanthropy. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1680 |
Yeah, that's why I never feed them. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1681 |
I'd say you've got that bird call down. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1682 |
If you're going to let yourself go to seed, you have to accept the consequences. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1683 |
So, the Paleo diet has been going well? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1684 |
Excuse me, Mr. Hitchcock, do you have the time? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1685 |
So do you still think it isn't a book on bird hypnotism? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
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39 |
8 |
0 |
1686 |
Sorry, but my reference source only states that "birds of a feather flock together." I can not find anything definitive for why, when, or where they flock together! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
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41 |
4 |
2 |
1687 |
I told you it was SEER Sucker, not Seed-sucker... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1688 |
You had them at tuppence. |
1.1702 |
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40 |
6 |
1 |
1689 |
Pigeons are the new black. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1690 |
So, is this a Pentacostal thing? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1691 |
Probably best not to eat crackers in the park. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1692 |
What's eating you |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1693 |
Erlich et al. suggest that flocking behavior is uncommon in this species. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1694 |
House sparrows, a couple of robins, several starlings but mostly pigeons. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1695 |
I told you if you did not stop Tweeting you would have a following. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1696 |
Says here they can smell high cholesterol from a mile away. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1697 |
Psycho is my favorite. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1698 |
Yes, but frankly, that's what the Flockr app is designed for. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1699 |
How was Alcatraz? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1700 |
It says here they sense generosity. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1701 |
It says here you are supposed to hold the food away from your body. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1702 |
It's why the 'caged' bird sings. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1703 |
Maybe next time a small cup of seed would be better than bringing the ten pound bag! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1704 |
I think you've been pigeon-holed at your new job, Frank. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1705 |
Never in the annals of ornithology ... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1706 |
So you said you were looking for seed funding? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1707 |
How do you get anything done with all that tweeting? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1708 |
Good news is, you're not pigeon-toed. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1709 |
Oh no! Here comes the cat lady! |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1710 |
Did you pack bread-on-bread for lunch again? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1711 |
That's a very inconspicuous bird suit Mr. Comey. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1712 |
Posing for your statue, Mr. President? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1713 |
now I'm interested - I'll follow your tweets |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1714 |
What was the name of that cologne again? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1715 |
So how carried away did you get with this hemp seed diet? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1716 |
I don't get fashion these days. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1717 |
How's that St. Francis Eau de Cologne working out for you? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1718 |
Can't you see I'm tryin' to read here? Why don't you just flock off? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1719 |
I wish I were popular. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1720 |
Fine! Ignore me!! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1721 |
I know it's uncomfortable, Mr. Hitchcock, but maybe it'll give you an idea for another movie. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1722 |
Me? I stick to lotion sun screens. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1723 |
That bird seed cologne is overwhelming. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1724 |
do you need help? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1725 |
Now it says to focus your attention on the point between your eye brows. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1726 |
No, I am not a birder. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1727 |
You might want to consider tweeting less. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1728 |
Do you call them a flock, a gaggle, a cluster or a covey? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1729 |
A small pair of hands is worth two terms of Bush |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1730 |
I understand that it was half-price, but why would you even consider buying "suet-fragrance" body wash? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1731 |
I'm sure glad I'm not a statute of a man sitting on a park bench. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1732 |
Crumby outfit. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
1733 |
I am reading the illustrated book of cats. Why do you ask? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1734 |
Yes, I guess reading a book in a park is unusual these days. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1735 |
You shouldn’t have tweeted. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1736 |
Excessive tweeting attracts too many followers. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1737 |
I guess I misunderstood when you said the females flock to you. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1738 |
Nope, nothing in here about pigeons..... |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1739 |
Well you're still more of a chick magnet than I am. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1740 |
How's it going, Mr. Peanut? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1741 |
My understanding is it takes thousands of followers to be considered an influencer. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1742 |
And I always saw you as impeccable. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1743 |
What am I reading? The Birdman of Alcatraz. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1744 |
Stay still, I think you have a mosquito on you. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1745 |
You should see what I hey did to General Sherman |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1746 |
You were right! Females flock to a man who has bread. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1747 |
But did you actually say no? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1748 |
I'd steer clear of hemp clothing while in the park. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1749 |
Wow! Aristophanes really comes to life on an e-reader. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1750 |
Hitchcock fan? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1751 |
It seemed romantic to use pigeon post for our wedding invitations, but I am not that thrilled about these R.S.V.P.s. |
1.1556 |
0.07756 |
45 |
41 |
1 |
3 |
1752 |
Any second thoughts Mr. Pruitt? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1753 |
They're not as much fun in real life. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1754 |
Do you have the time? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1755 |
Mind if I smoke? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1756 |
BY ANY CHANCE, ARE YOU READING UPDIKE'S "PIDGEON FEATHERS"? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1757 |
You're on their seat. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1758 |
Incessant tweeting. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1759 |
Are you certified as comfort person? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1760 |
I didn't initially see you as "seedy". |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1761 |
I told you that you looked a little seedy. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1762 |
See, most people don't know what birds really eat like. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1763 |
Can you keep it down? I'm trying to read. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1764 |
You must be nuts. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1765 |
I told you 'Pigeon' by Ralph Lauren was a bad choice for the park. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1766 |
Could you please keep them quiet. I'm trying to read. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1767 |
well, they are "of a feather"... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1768 |
Really??? You worked with Hitchcock? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1769 |
I guess this place really is for the birds. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1770 |
Must be my new flax seed cologne. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1771 |
It's all in your head. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1772 |
How was Alcatraz? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1773 |
What happens when you sneeze? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1774 |
Well, it looks like you are at the top of the pecking order. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1775 |
So how's that new Trump aftershave working for you then ? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1776 |
This is the single greatest finch hunt of a politician in American history. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1777 |
I like your organic mode of transportation |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1778 |
Is it contagious? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1779 |
How was the crumb cake? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1780 |
I presume you missed the Hitchcock film.. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1781 |
"Oh, you thought it was a 'Tweed' suit, not a 'Seed' suit. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1782 |
This just can't be real, I am reading The Birds... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1783 |
Larry...when did I go from a babe magnet to a bird magnet? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1784 |
Tippi Hedren, is that really you? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1785 |
Your book must really be crumby. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1786 |
Man, that's a lot to swallow. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1787 |
Well, you must feel crumby. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1788 |
Who knew that your new underarm deodorant would also act as a powerful pigeon attractant. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1789 |
Still working on bird pheromone synthesis I take it? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1790 |
I don't do Twitter |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1791 |
Feelin' cumby? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1792 |
I didn't like the movie either. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1793 |
You're welcome to borrow my copy of "To Kill a Mockingbird" any time. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1794 |
That's the second time this week Ms Hedren. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1795 |
No, I did not say, 'Go flock yourself.' |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1796 |
"Well if you will try and read "Wings of the Dove". |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1797 |
Casting for a new movie, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1798 |
Have you thought about a change in career? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1799 |
Are you Mel Brooks? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1800 |
You were right." According to world renowned ornathologists, park pigeons prefer stale white men over stale white bread. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1801 |
Some of us go to seed faster than others. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1802 |
That's exactly why I prefer books over social media. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1803 |
You from Alcatraz? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1804 |
The guide says 'Don't!' |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1805 |
Do you have a good drycleaner? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1806 |
What the peck?! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1807 |
What are you using for bait? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1808 |
I would have enjoyed a bite of your muffin. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1809 |
Wow. Your latest tweet captured quite a following! |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1810 |
Who says a dog is man's best friend? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1811 |
I hear the in-hand bird market is strong right now. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1812 |
It says here that after years of research, scientists have no evidence that birds are changing their feeding habits due to climate change. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1813 |
The sign says not to feed the birds. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1814 |
Could I try some of that bird seed? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1815 |
You shouldn't have tweeted so much.... |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1816 |
No, I use Irish Spring, why? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1817 |
Alright, it's a scary movie...two words...first word 'The'....Hmmm. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1818 |
I told you composted clothing was a bad idea. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1819 |
Oh, sure. Now those feral cats may just have had their uses, y'think? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1820 |
Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to Tippi Hedren? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1821 |
'Sequels are for the birds, Mister Hitchcock.' |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1822 |
Three-piece suet? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1823 |
Mama always said that life is like a box of bird poop. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1824 |
Could I bother you for a moment? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1825 |
I know a good dry cleaner. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1826 |
"How ironic,I just started reading 'The Birdman of Alcatraz'. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1827 |
Didn't you see the movie? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1828 |
I told you not to send that tweet |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1829 |
At least they're not swallows! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1830 |
So now do you believe you're statuesque? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1831 |
Could you keep it down? I'm trying to read. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1832 |
"To Kill A Mockingbird" vs. "To Be Killed By Mockingbirds". |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1833 |
Somehow they found out that you strongly support Rights for Raptors. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1834 |
No thanks. I don't like popcorn. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1835 |
Book says, breadcrumb pheromones? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1836 |
Eau de crouton, again? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1837 |
Never met anyone from Capistrano. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1838 |
Lose the shoes and you're a dead ringer for Tippi Hedren. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1839 |
Your Twitter feed broken again? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1840 |
My wife disapproves of our friendship. She says you're too seedy. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1841 |
Excuse me, this is a 'no tweet' bench. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1842 |
Now that you mention it you do resemble Robert E. Lee. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1843 |
Quick! Take a picture. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1844 |
This dating manual suggests your inconspicuous approach will not work! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1845 |
You're weird |
1.1556 |
0.07756 |
45 |
41 |
1 |
3 |
1846 |
So, how's that hemp clothing working out for you? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1847 |
Perhaps a bit ...too much... hairspray? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1848 |
Put down your book about Max the Stool Pigeon: they think it is about them |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1849 |
I too had a devoted flock... til I ran out of birdseed. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1850 |
How's that grain based detergent working ? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1851 |
Maybe they just LIKE you, Ms. Hedren. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1852 |
Next time order the unseeded bagel |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1853 |
Alcatraz, you say? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1854 |
Hey! Did you ever see that Hitchcock movie? |
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1855 |
By any chance, are you related to the muffin man? |
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2 |
1856 |
I love your new tweet jacket. |
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1857 |
This is why I'm not on Twitter. |
1.1556 |
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1858 |
I'd ditch that aftershave if I was you |
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1859 |
It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird. So I guess doves are no big deal. |
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1860 |
So, Mr. Hitchcock, have you decided what your next film will be about? |
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1861 |
It says here doves don't actually cry. |
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1862 |
Uh, Francis, is that you? |
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1863 |
Fran, where is this place Assisi you're from? |
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1864 |
Next time don't order the bagel with seeds. |
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1865 |
Those seeded bagels do make quite a mess, don't they? |
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1866 |
Wow, you really have gone to seed |
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1867 |
Stroud, is that you? |
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1868 |
Wait for the drop! |
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1869 |
You're the epitome of seediness. |
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1870 |
I have a feeling you're that 'seedy character' the police have been looking for.... |
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1871 |
Au Gratin or Paneto e Fritto? |
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1872 |
You might want to stand next to a statue. |
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1873 |
You feeling ok today? You look under the feather. |
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1874 |
(in a "thought" balloon above the bird man) Put the book down and summon up your inner Heimlich. I've aspirated my bird call. |
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1875 |
I guess the rumor that Alfred Hitchcock was in town is really true.- |
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1876 |
Do you get the odd Cardinal |
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1877 |
But what exactly do you whisper? |
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1878 |
Are you live tweeting again? |
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1879 |
New aftershave? |
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1880 |
With hindsight, Kathy realized that wearing a shirt made out of bread was not the best idea she'd ever had. |
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1881 |
So...that's one way to Tweet. |
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1882 |
I think your taking your job as a human statue a little too seriously. |
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1883 |
You would think, after six months, they'd realize she isn't coming back, God rest her generous soul. |
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1884 |
Okay, so the chapter on pigeon calls seems to have worked out nicely-- I think we should just jump to the chapter on cat calling now. |
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1885 |
I sure hope you're Hanks and not Hitchcock. |
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1886 |
I guess he really did say bird whisperer. |
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1887 |
May the birds be with you. |
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1888 |
Your Twitter feed is all over the place today. |
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1889 |
Maybe if you just threw out the bread crumbs... |
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1890 |
Maybe this is why your clothes tend to have a white tinge. |
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1891 |
Hitchcock fan? |
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1892 |
Will you please sit elsewhere, I'm trying to read. |
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1893 |
You still need 25 more birds to beat the world record... |
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1894 |
I see you've ceded your spot. |
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1895 |
You aren't Tom Lehrer, by any chance? |
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1 |
1896 |
You win the Statue Challenge. |
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1 |
1897 |
How many tuppence did you have?? |
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1898 |
These no-frills airlines have finally gone too far. |
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1899 |
You're the one who wanted to be covered in peckers. |
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1900 |
Go find your own flocking bench |
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1901 |
I thought you were looking a little seedy. |
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1902 |
Ummm...I just spotted a hawk! |
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1903 |
Man, can you whistle! |
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1904 |
I think the ones that bring peace are a different sub-species. |
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1905 |
I'll carry on reading to you when you're not so busy. |
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1906 |
Trump's tweets may actually kill you |
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1907 |
You asked for a spell to make the pretty birds flock to you, didn't you? |
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1908 |
Do you think your bag of popcorn has something to do with it? |
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1909 |
Call what number, now? |
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1910 |
Would you be offended if I told you to get the flock out? |
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1911 |
Sorry, I can't help you. I don't tweet. |
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1912 |
Have you seen Tippi Hedren? |
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1913 |
I heard feathers are in this season. |
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1914 |
Let me guess: you're Donald Trump incognito. |
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1915 |
Lucky you. Allergies and sneezes that sound like a pigeon mating call. |
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1916 |
I wish I had animal magnetism. |
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1917 |
No offense, but this is the last time I sit next to a Gingerbread Man at the park. |
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1918 |
It might interest you to know that I’m reading a biography of Alfred Hitchcock. |
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1919 |
Really? Tar and birdseed is humane? |
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1920 |
I agree, a suit made from popcorn did initially sound like a great idea. |
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1921 |
I am very good at making cat sounds. |
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1922 |
I guess it's mating season...huh? |
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0 |
1923 |
Best skin exfoliation in town! Five more minutes of this and I come out looking 10 years younger. |
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0 |
1924 |
Whoa, you must have REALLY good luck. |
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0 |
1925 |
"No, I'm not really a Hitchcock fan. Why? |
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1926 |
Exfoliating with a loofah might be easier. |
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1927 |
How long have you been a gargoyle? |
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1928 |
That's a lot of bird for tuppence a bag. |
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1929 |
Relax, it's nonstop and they never overbook. |
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1930 |
You'd better hope they're all doves of peace. |
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1931 |
You're taking "birds of a feather flock together" way too literally. |
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1932 |
I told you I thought that was a seedy outfit. |
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0 |
1933 |
I told you to go paleo. |
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0 |
1934 |
How do you like the city, Bread Man? |
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1935 |
I know we are what we eat, but still... |
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0 |
1936 |
I guess they heard you were having a crumby day. |
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1937 |
I knew they looked a bit peckish. |
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1938 |
Quit complaining. You've always wanted to be a chic magnet. |
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1939 |
Don't move. I've got a whole chapter of squab recipes here. |
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1940 |
Yes, you have clearance for takeoff. Safe travels. |
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1 |
1941 |
A little birdie told me you'd be here today. |
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1942 |
So much for a pecking order. |
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1943 |
Excuse me, but you look familiar. Haven't I seen you on Fox News? |
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1944 |
I told you you looked crumby |
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1945 |
Good heavens -- just what have you been tweeting? |
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1946 |
This is why I'm gluten-free. |
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1947 |
So, when did you realize you had a special gift as an artist's model for statues? |
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1948 |
Nevertheless, tuppence a bag is still an amazing deal. |
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1949 |
Life is like a backyard,you never know what you'll get. |
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1950 |
Jen, I think that yeast infection has spread. |
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1951 |
How's that hormone treatment going? |
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1952 |
Have you considered cutting down on your seed consumption? |
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1953 |
So, the ad said "meet me in the park in your nicest suet" and you didn't suspect there was a typo? |
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1954 |
You wear TWEED, not SEED! |
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1955 |
It's none of my business, but you may want to go easy on the 'Eau de Birdseed.' |
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1956 |
I warned you about buying your flax seed oil supplement from the online pharmacy in China. |
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1957 |
I guess you feel like home to the pigeons. |
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1958 |
It's about the Haves and the Have-Nots. |
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1959 |
General, didn’t I just see you standing on a pedestal a couple of days ago? |
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1960 |
Be glad I am not reading Moby Dick. |
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1961 |
I think it's time to put your whistle away. |
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1962 |
Make sure you let everything dry before you flick it off. |
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1963 |
All the coo kids are doing it. |
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1964 |
Tweeting is not really my thing. |
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1965 |
When you were younger you must have been a real chick magnet! |
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1966 |
R Crumb, I presume? |
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1967 |
I think your tweets have gone viral. |
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1968 |
Thanks for testing our prototype suits made from recycled corn. Still a few bugs to work out.... |
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3 |
1969 |
I don't think you're supposed to feed the birds. |
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1970 |
Turns out you really are chopped liver! |
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1971 |
That's what you get for having a crumby personality. |
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1972 |
I'm afraid "Bird Man" is already taken. |
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1973 |
Have you heard of email? |
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1974 |
You might want to change your deodorant. |
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1975 |
Why yes, I am reading Daphne du Maurier. |
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1976 |
Can you do the same with mosquitos? |
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1977 |
Might you be that seedy character that I've been hearing about? |
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1978 |
How do you keep the squirrels away? |
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0 |
1979 |
Can you keep it down over there? |
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1980 |
Do you come to the park often? |
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1981 |
You might try less Eau de Breadcrumb |
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1982 |
Maybe if you didn't coat yourself in peanut butter and bird seed. |
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1983 |
Pass me the sunflower seeds. |
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1984 |
Tippi! ...Tippi Hendren. I thought that was you. |
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1985 |
Who do you like better, St. Francis or Alfred Hitchcock? |
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1986 |
You do look a lot like the bronze statue over there. |
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1987 |
You are visiting from Alcatraz? |
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1988 |
Is that bread from the new place on the corner? I heard they were good. |
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0 |
1989 |
Didn't I warn you about Pidgin English? |
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1990 |
No, I still have a landline. |
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1991 |
See; being popular ISN'T everything! |
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1992 |
You might want to go easy on the tweets, buddy |
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1993 |
Henry, brace yourself, they are discussing the angle of take-off. |
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1994 |
You may want to consider removing The Donald from your tweet list. |
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1995 |
I told you not to wear such seedy clothes! |
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1996 |
you're a regular chick magnet |
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1997 |
I take it you're a seasoned Hitchcock fan |
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1998 |
Perhaps scare-crowing is not your strong suit. |
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1999 |
You've still got it, Tippi! |
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2000 |
You should have stuck with chocolate. |
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2001 |
Now you know how I felt in my first marriage |
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2002 |
I guess business pivoted after you got that brain. |
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2003 |
Sean, hiding in the bushes didn't work out well and I don't think this will either. |
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2004 |
You should've stuck with the worsted. |
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2005 |
Great camouflage Bill… Your wife will never find you here. |
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2006 |
It is time to fill up your feeder! |
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2007 |
Flock you. |
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2008 |
For heaven's sake, stop tweeting. |
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2009 |
Happy Birdday |
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2010 |
Maybe you should wear a stuffed owl on your hat. |
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2011 |
Who knew you were that seedy? |
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0 |
2012 |
I suffer empty nest syndrome myself. |
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0 |
2013 |
Want me to call the cat? |
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2 |
2014 |
Did you see that Hitchcock movie? |
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2 |
2015 |
That's quite a whistle you've got there. |
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1 |
2016 |
I suggest you stop tweeting. |
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1 |
2017 |
You overdid it with the pheromones. |
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1 |
2018 |
You've been reTweeted! |
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2019 |
You're lucky they only return once a year. |
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2020 |
It must be nice to be so loved. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2021 |
If you didn't have such a seedy appearance, I don't think this would be happening. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2022 |
I'd be happy to bring my cat tomorrow. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2023 |
What brand of cologne are you wearing?!!! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2024 |
It says 'a chip on your shoulder', not a 'chirp', Mr. Crumb. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2025 |
You're not supposed to feed the birds. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2026 |
Momma always said, sometimes - for no reason at all - you can get attacked by a whole lotta birds. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2027 |
I told you these were dangerous times to declare your sanctuary status. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2028 |
Christo's "Pigeon Magnet" in Central Park, New York City. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2029 |
You really have a way with birds. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2030 |
So, Mr. Peanut, still looking for a new job? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2031 |
We're just flying in for a meeting. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2032 |
You'll regret it when they start to shed. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2033 |
What did you say, '...was for the birds?' |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2034 |
Is this a metaphor for "white flight"? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2035 |
That's what you get when you wear seedy clothes |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2036 |
Are you made of bread or what? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2037 |
It might be a 'Hitchcockian' thing...though anyone with caramel-licorice-buttered popcorn should expect such attention. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2038 |
At least it was a cruelty-free tar and feathering. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2039 |
You sure got a lot of birds on you. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2040 |
Feeling a bit peckish, are we? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2041 |
Do I detect a pleasant essence of thistle seed? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2042 |
Your animal magnetism is showing |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2043 |
You must be posting a lot of tweets! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2044 |
Noah, I warned you . |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2045 |
Thus ends Poli Sci 101 - How your Government really functions. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2046 |
Guess I'm not a fixture yet. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2047 |
I had that happen when I was reading To Kill a Mockingbird, too. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2048 |
Some people have all the pluck. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2049 |
Could you tell me, Mr. Hitchcock, where you get your movie ideas? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2050 |
You really should change your profile to private. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2051 |
I thought you were a chick, not chickadee, magnet. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2052 |
I hope you're not allergic to feathers. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2053 |
You're tweeting, I'm facing this book - what are we missing?? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2054 |
I think you got that bird call perfected! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2055 |
Yes, you're very popular Mr. President. Very, very, very popular. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2056 |
Did you say three million Twitter followers? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2057 |
When you said your new cologne was a "chick magnet" , I had no idea! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2058 |
I heard that the bird is the word. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2059 |
Shows that you're a pretty seedy character. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2060 |
I told you to throw rice at the wedding, not birdseed! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2061 |
Day 3: The birds are working. I've lured another mansplainer... |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2062 |
Do you have any bird food? I lost all mine. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2063 |
Aren't you concerned about bird poop? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2064 |
I would cut back on the organic body lotion. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2065 |
I don't think PETA would approve of the design. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2066 |
I knew that seedy outfit would get you the wrong kind of attention. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2067 |
Bye-bye bagel. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2068 |
Might I ask if you ever worked as a scarecrow? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2069 |
The tweeters are sure following your three piece suet. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2070 |
I had always wondered what a pigeon stool looked like.... |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2071 |
Block that metaphor. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2072 |
To Kill a Mockingbird? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2073 |
PLEASE, do not feed the birds! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2074 |
Henderson, I said you looked a bit seedy today. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2075 |
I've always found you attractive, too. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2076 |
How is that new organic sunscreen working out? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2077 |
I've had to substitute reading for tweeting while in the park. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2078 |
Might I ask what kind of bronzer you're using? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2079 |
Guano tell me what's going on here? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2080 |
You are only encouraging them. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2081 |
Hemp shirt? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2082 |
Your autobiography is quite compelling Mr. Hitchcock. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2083 |
If you stop the constant tweeting they'll leave you alone. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2084 |
I've got 64 in the bush... |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2085 |
Consider yourself totally flocked. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2086 |
This is what it sounds like when doves fly |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2087 |
I might consider your invitation to attend the ball if I knew your sex. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2088 |
I told you that book is for the birds! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2089 |
I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes the world loves me, other times I'm being shit on. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2090 |
The book doesn't mention if they're vegetarians. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2091 |
Apparently the birds can't tell seedy, from seedy. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2092 |
yo that one birds sucking your dick |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2093 |
I did not know Alfred Hitchcock's movie was real |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2094 |
I told you that after shave was sending the wrong signal. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2095 |
So, Tippi Hedren is your grandmother? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2096 |
I wouldm't use that body wash again. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2097 |
You are the best "living statue", I've ever seen. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2098 |
Have you thought about removing seeds from your diet? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2099 |
Don't you think this place feels a lot like San Marco Square? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2100 |
Prometheus had it worse. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2101 |
Tell me you didn't just sneeze into a bag of sunflower seeds. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2102 |
??? "Well if you weren't full of shit before, you are now." |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2103 |
Says here that a gluten-free diet can also prevent sudden pigeon attacks. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2104 |
You still work at that bakery? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2105 |
Well you did always want to trend in the Twittersphere. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2106 |
Alcatraz?? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2107 |
Hate it for you Toppens |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2108 |
But don't you think "Psycho" is the better film? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2109 |
Ornithologically speaking they're the same as doves, if that helps! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2110 |
So... You said you like to feed the birds?... |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2111 |
You should know better than to wear such seedy clothes. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2112 |
Keep them at 140 or less |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2113 |
Are those birds of a different species flocking together?! Unimaginable! Why, if that happened in politics, Trump would never have lasted this long... |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2114 |
Didn't you hate that movie? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2115 |
You should stop Tweeting. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2116 |
You've really got style... I could never wear shoes like yours and get away with it! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2117 |
Sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2118 |
First time in New York, huh? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2119 |
I blame Gluten. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2120 |
Twitter tweets overkill #alternativefacts |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2121 |
Wow - this many must be worth Sean Spicer in the bushes! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2122 |
This is not the place to sit if you're feeling a bit seedy. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2123 |
Nice suet. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2124 |
Tippi? You in there? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2125 |
This carries Tweets to a whole new level. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2126 |
I've been to the zoo....I said, I've been to the zoo. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2127 |
I wasn't very popular in high school. How about you? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2128 |
It looks like the tweets are finally catching up with you. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2129 |
Flock you. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2130 |
So it's true what they say: birds of a feather flock to the 85th St. bench. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2131 |
Are you going to offer me a piece too? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2132 |
It says right here that this treatment for Ornithophobia will help you overcome your silly fear of birds. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2133 |
I heard you had gone to seed. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2134 |
That suit of yours is for the birds. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2135 |
You're very attractive. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2136 |
You're in deep doo-doo. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2137 |
Excuse me, but aren't you Tippi Hedren? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2138 |
You are one chirpy person. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2139 |
Maybe try being less seedy. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2140 |
They're love birds. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2141 |
That's why I avoid granola bars for breakfast. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2142 |
Wow, that's weird. They normally never eat people. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2143 |
Maybe you should lay off the bronzer. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2144 |
Just hold still, they'll think you're a statue. On second thought, that's a terrible idea!!! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2145 |
Please do not feed the squirrels. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2146 |
Need a lift? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2147 |
What'd you tweet this time? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2148 |
It says here, 'Alfred Hitchcock Syndrome.' |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2149 |
By any chance is your name "Capistrano? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2150 |
Where exactly did you get that pheromone perfume? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2151 |
It's about Avian Flu. A real interesting read. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2152 |
Let me guess — tired and feathered? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2153 |
That's exactly why I quit using millet aftershave. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2154 |
That's why I don't eat granola in public. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2155 |
Just retired? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2156 |
Have you thought about opening an e-mail account? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2157 |
Gluten free, dude. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2158 |
I am guessing you were in The Birds movie |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2159 |
You read it wrong, Henry. It says to wear a suit, not suet. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2160 |
They smell the worm on you. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2161 |
Maybe you should stop tweeting so much. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2162 |
I thought you were only pigeon toed. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2163 |
It's safe to come out now, Sean. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2164 |
Sapsuckers are suckers for seersucker. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2165 |
#tweetstormfail |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2166 |
They like your Vegan suit. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2167 |
When did you convert to Twitter? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2168 |
Told ya the disguise wouldn't work, Tippi. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2169 |
Did I miss something? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in a bush. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2170 |
I told you to stop tweeting, Donald. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2171 |
I told you it was a can of worms. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2172 |
I used to have that problem. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2173 |
I see your tweets have come home to roost. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2174 |
I told you bread-scented sunblock was a terrible idea. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2175 |
It says here you could be suffering from worms. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2176 |
If there's ever another pheromone incident in R&D it might be wise to take your lunch break in the lounge. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2177 |
Are you wearing vel-crow? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2178 |
That's why I got off social media. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2179 |
Just be thankful they're only roosting |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2180 |
Could you lend me some seed money? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2181 |
Excuse me sir, I am trying to read. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2182 |
...and so that's why I deleted Twitter. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2183 |
I warned you about salted popcorn. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2184 |
It's best not to be reading Audubon magazine. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2185 |
I apologize, you really are statuesque. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2186 |
Don't nod off holding a bag of birdseed. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2187 |
Jeff always knew Ted's stories were for the birds! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2188 |
That new bugt repellent is really working |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2189 |
I guess they really do prefer the organic bird seed. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2190 |
Too much of a good thing can raise Hell with your laundry. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2191 |
This is the latest Angry Birds app? |
1.1429 |
0.08044 |
42 |
39 |
0 |
3 |
2192 |
Cheer up ... they could have been pigeons. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2193 |
No, Smedley, this does not make them Passenger Pigeons. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2194 |
And that's why I will never let myself go to seed. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2195 |
That's the downside to being statuesque. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2196 |
Come on. Now you’re just brooding. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2197 |
I didn't know you spoke Pigeon-English. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2198 |
I told you to stop being so corny! |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2199 |
Well it's official Mr. Capistrano, spring is here. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2200 |
I can't wait to tell the kids I met Mr. Peanut. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2201 |
I still liked your meat dress better |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2202 |
Looks like salted caramel pretzel is still it. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2203 |
I'd always suspected those health bars were at least 50% bird seed. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2204 |
To Kill a Mockingbird? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2205 |
You must be real high in the pecking order! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2206 |
I think they're called hashtags. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2207 |
Do you know Tippi Hedren? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2208 |
Coverups usually ARE worse, Mr. President. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2209 |
No, I don't tweet at all. Do you? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2210 |
You still need a permit to rehearse for the sequel, sir! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2211 |
Congrats on your viral tweet. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2212 |
A suit made of stale bread? You may want to rethink your recycle/re-purpose aspirations |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2213 |
It says here they can smell fear. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2214 |
For your next interview -- suit, with an i. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2215 |
Sorry this reminds of the time I fell into the bird pit at the pet store last week. It was terrifying and I'm a shell of the man I used to be please delete. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2216 |
This is curious....you don't even begin to resemble Tippi Hedren.... |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2217 |
Maybe you actually should start kicking her out of bed for eating crackers. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2218 |
Let's try this one -- Hocus pocus magic words, fly away you hungry birds... No, not working. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2219 |
Shut the flock up! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2220 |
All this for a frog meme sub-tweet... |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2221 |
Sean, you know the bushes didn't work either! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2222 |
It used to be seagulls, but my wife switched from Tide. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2223 |
Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to read and enjoy nature here. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2224 |
You must be pretty seedy |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2225 |
No, I said tweed not seed. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2226 |
Obviously, you still feel crummy. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2227 |
Wouldn't you know it says here those starlings are invasive and should be destroyed any time by any one using any means. Mind holding still? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2228 |
They 'liked' my Tweet. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2229 |
Crumby luck there Earl. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2230 |
No, I can't say I mind being left No, I don't mind being ignored |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2231 |
You always could attract the birds. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2232 |
Maybe you better stop shaving with peanut oil. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2233 |
Mr. Peanut, I presume? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2234 |
Maybe you should be reading "Go Set A Watchman" instead. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2235 |
Tippi? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2236 |
You know, I've never met a bird's nest soup chef before. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2237 |
And all the time I thought it was water, food and shelter. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2238 |
Just wondering, was this on purpose? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2239 |
Crummy day eh? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2240 |
Good book? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2241 |
Maybe we should get some lunch. You look a bit peckish. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2242 |
who are you hiding from? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2243 |
Well, its better than a flock of seagulls. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2244 |
They seem to want to help you get your cat back. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2245 |
Last time you eat seeds at the park. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2246 |
You should read this book, "Baked Pigeon". |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2247 |
Ever consider deleting your twitter account? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2248 |
That side of the bench is for the birds! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2249 |
Ahhh...now I see what you meant when you bragged about having lots of Twitter followers |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2250 |
I'd say the market value is about 100 in the bush. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2251 |
The swallows return to Captain Strano. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2252 |
If you keep still, they won't peck your eyes out. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2253 |
You're not really listening, are you? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2254 |
Dare I say, birds of a feather ... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2255 |
I like your seedsucker suit. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2256 |
A definite downside to the birdseed diet, wouldn't you say? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2257 |
He looked like a seedy character when he sat down. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2258 |
It looks like they have just established a new pecking order. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2259 |
They really do flock together |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2260 |
Birds of a feather maul together |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2261 |
Sorry, I am fresh out of "Bird-B-Gone." |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2262 |
Have you tried that popcorn center cologne? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2263 |
I told you not to wear Velcro when you feed the birds |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2264 |
I am sure this is not the meaning of giving the bird. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2265 |
You okay if I Tweet this? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2266 |
Wow! Y'all are real hungry today! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2267 |
Fowl Landing |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2268 |
And that's why I just said this book stinks, instead... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2269 |
Does it tickle, Mr. Breadstick? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2270 |
Using sunflower seed bath soap again? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2271 |
It's a new trend in skin care: sunflower cream! Want some? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2272 |
says here they're called "Red Twitters" |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2273 |
Excuse me, can I borrow a pencil? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2274 |
How was the Met Gala? |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2275 |
Oh dude!!! Are you new to New York?? They really, really like peanut butter! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2276 |
I tried that sesame lotion once too. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2277 |
Sure, I'll call 911 for you. Should I say you're being attacked by pigeons or attacked by doves? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2278 |
You say your name is Francis? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2279 |
The word around town is you're crackers! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2280 |
Have you established a pecking order? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2281 |
Do you find this book's language to be fowl? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2282 |
Well you know what they say about birds of a fearher. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2283 |
I had heard birds were the latest fashion trend. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2284 |
Mind flocking together somewhere else? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2285 |
You were right about not having to worry about squirrels. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2286 |
The same thing happened to me when I used that new all natural body wash. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2287 |
Are they all re-tweeting you? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2288 |
I understand you are the pigeon whisperer. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2289 |
Have you considered unsubscribing? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2290 |
I should have warned you; they have a rye sense of humor. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2291 |
Are you ready for your trip to Venice? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2292 |
They're here on a lark. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2293 |
Learn from Trump: All the attention may feel good now, but eventually you'll be covered in bird poop. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2294 |
I've never approved of all the flocking in this park. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2295 |
If there's an outbreak of the avian flu, I'm avoiding you. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2296 |
Are you a hashtag addict? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2297 |
Nice suet you're wearing. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2298 |
My cousin, Tippi, had the same problem. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2299 |
How come you get all the attention? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2300 |
Peanut Butter works every time. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2301 |
I visited Assisi once. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2302 |
Popcorn? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2303 |
Yep, the early worm attracts the birds. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2304 |
I warned you about that all seed diet. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2305 |
If they take you with them, I'll meet you at home. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2306 |
Is it hard to get the stains out? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2307 |
Do you come here often? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2308 |
Does it hurt when you sneeze? |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2309 |
New shampoo? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2310 |
Everywhere I go, I'm ignored. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2311 |
Yes, I am reading Stroud’s Digest on the Diseases of Birds. When did you get out? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2312 |
Mr. Spicer? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2313 |
Weren't you in Home Alone? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2314 |
It's a decent start Alfred, but I really think the studio is going to want to see a script before they green light this thing. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2315 |
Nice tweet suit you have |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2316 |
It does look like a good basis for a film, Alfred, but are you sure you want to give it that sinister twist? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2317 |
Pardon me, but how do you expect me to concentrate with all that flapping going on? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2318 |
Next time, I recommend calling yourself a whistle-blower instead of a stool pigeon. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2319 |
Oh, Mr. Stroud, you're early today. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2320 |
At last, the birds of a feather flocked together. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2321 |
I see you've gone to seed. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2322 |
Cat got your tongue? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2323 |
You may want to forego those natural fiber clothing sales. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2324 |
Here come the rats. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2325 |
I heard you were a seedy character. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2326 |
Have you considered getting a cat? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2327 |
This is the reason I don't use Twitter. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2328 |
If you don't mind me asking, who does your laundry? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2329 |
I warned you not to whistle, yet, here we are. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2330 |
Preparing for Birdman 2, Mr. Keaton? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2331 |
I've started to go to seed myself |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2332 |
I never got Twitter. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2333 |
At least they don't seem angry. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2334 |
Is that you, Spicer? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2335 |
I guess that bird whistle is authentic! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2336 |
The Catcher in the Rye |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2337 |
And what do you do, Mr Hitchcock? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2338 |
I heard they carry diseases. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2339 |
It says here that pigeons will sometimes feast on the newly retired. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2340 |
Yeah, I never really got into Twitter. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2341 |
Your tweet must be trending ... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2342 |
I warned you about wearing your seedsucker suit before Memorial Day! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2343 |
Do you share recipes? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2344 |
I thought you were a seedy character |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2345 |
Try dried sunflower seeds instead of peanut butter next time. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2346 |
Eau de Capistrano? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2347 |
Being top-seeded in your field is not all fun and games. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2348 |
Bird flu? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2349 |
I told you, pigeons always recognize one of their own. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2350 |
A bird in the hand is better than . . . oh, never mind. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2351 |
You overdid the retweeting. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2352 |
You shouldn't have called me a cracker. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2353 |
Are you whispering in Pidgin English? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2354 |
By the way, how did that popcorn-scented sunscreen work out? |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2355 |
No, I can't help you go viral! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2356 |
So Tilli, Alfred still pushing the "method" approach huh? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2357 |
And he gave you how many pear trees? |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2358 |
They say "moderation in all things" is a good way to go. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2359 |
You still live on Drury Lane? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2360 |
"Are you from Alcatraz"? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2361 |
Jackson Pollock's eureka moment |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2362 |
What's the name of your next movie, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2363 |
Pardon my asking, but are you Tippi Hedren? |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2364 |
At least they're not vultures. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2365 |
Do you have a problem raising seed money? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2366 |
By chance, is your sunscreen the one made from birdseed oil? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2367 |
You know, this form of pigeon pose could be hazardous to your health. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2368 |
Let me guess. You're a big Hitchcock fan. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2369 |
I warned you to stop mocking them. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2370 |
I think the idea is to strew the seeds away from you. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2371 |
How's that live tweeting working for you? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2372 |
My mammy went to seed too. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2373 |
So, you say you're from Alcatraz huh? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2374 |
Umm, I think you've got a little bit of something on your face. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2375 |
@CartoonBenchGuy. You never heard of tweeting? Sad! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2376 |
Did you say you were from Hartz Mountain? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2377 |
I told you, your hair looked like a birds nest. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2378 |
That you Alfred? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2379 |
Good camouflage. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2380 |
Actually, my suggestion was that you wear a 'suit' to attract 'chicks'. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2381 |
Yes, they know the Muffin Man. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2382 |
And I thought 'chick magnet' was just an expression. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2383 |
You were just fabulous in Home Alone 2! |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2384 |
No, I would not like squab for dinner. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2385 |
Hope your zipper's closed. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2386 |
Trotting out the old Velcro suit again, eh Mr. Letterman? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2387 |
Cute dog but I think it has worms. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2388 |
Do me a favor and get the flock out of here! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2389 |
I thought I smelled sesame. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2390 |
Perhaps you should tweet less. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2391 |
You OK there, Mr. Redenbacher? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2392 |
Now I understand what you mean when you say that you have animal magnetism! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2393 |
Wow! Cheep trick! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2394 |
Birdemic |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2395 |
You're for the birds. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2396 |
Just say together-flock-feather-a-of-birds 3x. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2397 |
I take it you are from Alcatraz. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2398 |
Sorry, I haven't got to the part about how to kill a mockingbird. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2399 |
You've been sitting motionless too long. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2400 |
Margie, I get it...they like you. Now, please come home. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2401 |
Let's go back to using dead drops! |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2402 |
Pre-Existing Condition? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2403 |
Beak-a-boo? Are you in there? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2404 |
So, how was your spa day? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2405 |
You gonna finish that? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2406 |
The think it might be the 'everything bagel' |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2407 |
You twit, your tweets, their twitter. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2408 |
Have you considered other ways to feel loved and appreciated? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2409 |
I would have guessed from the East Side, not Central Park West |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2410 |
Would it be a birden to ask you for the time right now? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2411 |
You have to be careful opening vacuum-sealed bags. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2412 |
What is the President tweeting now? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2413 |
I've never been to San Juan Capistrano, how was it? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2414 |
Tippi Hedron, right? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2415 |
More reading, less tweeting. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2416 |
No the book is called Catcher in the Rye. Not Catch Them with the Rye. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2417 |
Please to meet you, Mr. Burpee. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2418 |
I should have warned you that the new 3D version of Angry Birds is more realistic than ever. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2419 |
Funny thing is that I'm just reading about crowd-sourcing. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2420 |
I think they smell my bird |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2421 |
The secret is not to look like a bread crumb. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2422 |
Maybe it's time to rethink the whole,"make your own flax clothing", idea. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2423 |
It's a book about facing one's fears and then eating them, by A. Hitchcock. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2424 |
Mr Worm, I presume. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2425 |
Wow, are those grackles? You know that Spring's in full force when the grackles start migrating. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2426 |
It gets a little seedy around here when the sun goes down. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2427 |
Have any snacks? I'm feeling a bit peckish. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2428 |
Flock of Seagulls? No. It's a flight of pigeons. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2429 |
I think my oatmeal bath was a bit too concentrated.... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2430 |
Do you work for Alfred Hitchcock? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2431 |
Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Tippi Hedren? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2432 |
Beats depression, eh? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2433 |
You're right, birds of a feather do flock together. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2434 |
Would you mind repeating that I didn't understand you the first time. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2435 |
Maybe you should lay off the tweeting for a while?? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2436 |
Four and Twenty Pigeons |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2437 |
At this time of year they need body parts to build their nests. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2438 |
Life is like a box of bird seed.... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2439 |
I guess today you were the statue. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2440 |
Cool! I always thought "Birds of a feather stick together" was just an aphorism. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2441 |
I've been training them all summer to do that. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2442 |
They're just feeling a might peckish. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2443 |
I wish you would speak up I cant hear you! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2444 |
And that's another reason not to wear flax. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2445 |
Could it be the Dove soap? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2446 |
Stool pigeon! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2447 |
I guess you really are feeling crummy. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2448 |
So you assumed 'Three Piece Suet" was a typo? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2449 |
Tippi, is that you? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2450 |
They love that new suit smell. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2451 |
Magic show auditions? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2452 |
Tippi Hedren I presume?? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2453 |
How much peace can you endure? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2454 |
Pardon me, what App is that? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2455 |
Sure. All you want is anonymity. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2456 |
THE BOOK SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY THROW THE SEEDS. ON A POSITIVE NOTE, THE STATUE CLEANING CREW SAYS THANKS. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2457 |
Looks like a step up from henpecked. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2458 |
Do you mind? That's three times I've started over with the same paragraph. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2459 |
Pooped? Me too. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2460 |
You really are a chick magnet. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2461 |
That's it, you've just got to find another bench. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2462 |
Hey, Tippi! How's it going? |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2463 |
Holy shit! |
1.1250 |
0.07327 |
40 |
37 |
1 |
2 |
2464 |
I told you that old hat looked like a nest. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2465 |
This park is full of seedy characters. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2466 |
What do you expect when you cover yourself with breadcrumbs? |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2467 |
Terms of Adornment |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2468 |
Can you spot me tuppence? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2469 |
I am pleased to make your acquaintance Herr Bagelmann. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2470 |
Actually, it's my second attempt at understanding "Animal Farm". Haven't read it since 6th grade. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2471 |
Apparently you weren't kidding when you said you'd gone to seed since retirement. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2472 |
I get it. It's a gag. I've always thought 'The Birds' was a gag, too. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2473 |
Those flax seed linen suits are really all the rage this year aren't they? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2474 |
Your empty nester days will be here before you know it |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2475 |
You make St. Francis look like a piker. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2476 |
How do you come up with your ideas for movies, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2477 |
Statuesque? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2478 |
Tired and feathered |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2479 |
And that's when life became stranger than fiction. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2480 |
Well, I guess this bench is for the birds! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2481 |
Ready for lunch? You're looking a little peckish." |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2482 |
No, I mean what do you do for a living? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2483 |
I've heard of a idea being for the birds, but never a person. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2484 |
Bad throw. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2485 |
I hope you're making a movie. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2486 |
Don't whistle a second verse. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2487 |
A Hitchcock fan, are you? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2488 |
Maybe you should tweet less. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2489 |
How cheep can you get? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2490 |
Steve? Steve Suet? is that you? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2491 |
Spilled your Mac Shake again, eh? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2492 |
You're lucky the squirrels haven't found you yet. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2493 |
You've really gone to seed lately. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2494 |
President Trump, I warned you about the excessive tweets. You have followers! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2495 |
Could it be your chia seed diet? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2496 |
You should have never supported that Confederate statue. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2497 |
I'm no expert, but I'm guessing there's an easier way to Tweet. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2498 |
You know, when you decide to wear hemp, you should make sure all of the seeds are out of it first. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2499 |
It all started when I was in Alcatraz. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2500 |
I told you it was time for you to clean out your closet. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2501 |
Maybe you should read a different book. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2502 |
So what am I, chopped liver? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2503 |
It's gonna be pretty hard to remove you from this flight. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2504 |
Got any crackers? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2505 |
I'm guessing you used that new sesame seed sunscreen. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2506 |
No offense, but that suit is rather seedy. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2507 |
They're so shallow---they only visit when you bring food. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2508 |
Peace be with you. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2509 |
Hey Mike... on second thought, I would like to share half of your sand..wich uh.. never mind. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2510 |
That's not what I meant when I suggested you Tweet more often. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2511 |
We can't keep meeting like this |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2512 |
Your wife said she left you because of a chick. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2513 |
You really need a smartphone. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2514 |
I knew you looked seedy. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2515 |
Tippi? Tippi Hedren? Is it really you? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2516 |
I did recommend the plain bagel. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2517 |
Okay, it works, but did you focus-group the idea? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2518 |
It's a Northern Pileated People Plover. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2519 |
I'm reading "Jonathan Livingstone Seagull", what're you reading? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2520 |
How do you get the bird seed to stick? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2521 |
What were you reading? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2522 |
Vulgar man who spits his seeds everywhere, I would like you to meet karma. Karma; seed-man. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2523 |
Then why did you wear your three-piece suet? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2524 |
Do you work in a peanut factory? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2525 |
What do you want for lunch? I'm feeling a bit peckish. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2526 |
Hey Hitch, what was that about an idea for a new movie? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2527 |
Well they do say that "some days your the pigeon and other days you're the statue..." |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
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32 |
4 |
0 |
2528 |
Your cologne is for the birds! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2529 |
I'm learning how to do that too |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2530 |
I said "A bird in the hand", Brian. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2531 |
Just be glad the geese haven't found you. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2532 |
That's why I always bring a book. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2533 |
I never got the hang of 'Tweeting' either ... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2534 |
Told you so. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2535 |
Is that the new Prozac? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2536 |
" I must say, Enough is Enough. Way to many TWEETS... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2537 |
Another drawback of the worm suit. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2538 |
Did you see that Hitchcock movie? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2539 |
It's called To Kill A Mockingbird, I'll you read it when I'am done. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2540 |
Tell me again...which one's Percival? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2541 |
Blah, blah, blah, seed funding, blah, blah. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2542 |
I don't get as many retweets. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2543 |
Told you not to bring in the feed near the chapel, these wedding doves are starved for days before the "I do". Says they keep more alert, fly faster, and will completely clean the rice from the ground. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2544 |
You aren't an acorn, sunflower seed or peanut are you? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2545 |
You must have never heard Tom Lehrer's song. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2546 |
Is this normal in Oregon? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2547 |
The same thing happened when I left my chia seed pet on the windowsill. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2548 |
The book says explorers first called it La Isla de los Alcatraces,” from the archaic Spanish alcatraz, a word which was borrowed originally from Arabic: al-qa?ras, meaning sea eagle. When did you say you got out? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2549 |
I never get any attention. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2550 |
If you put the book down, you'll get just as many retweets. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2551 |
Could be time to cut down on the gluten. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2552 |
Didn't you see the don't feed the birds sign? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2553 |
But Jeff, you said I should be more lovey dovey. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2554 |
It says here to hold still. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2555 |
Look, you chose the robin egg suit. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2556 |
Quite the chickadee-magnet , aren't we? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2557 |
I told you this was a bad place to try the mannequin challenge. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2558 |
Being less attractive has finally paid off for me, pretty boy. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2559 |
Today is for the birds. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2560 |
They sure ain't love birds! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2561 |
'Theres two more coming can you make space?' |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2562 |
Too many tuppence? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2563 |
I told you to cut gluten out of your diet for a reason. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2564 |
Were you ever in Alcatraz? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2565 |
That's why we don't discuss Mike Tyson around here |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2566 |
I'm sure the allegory of the cave has something to say about this. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2567 |
Perhaps you shouldn't coo when holding cashews. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2568 |
You should stop whispering. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2569 |
No I didn't. But I rather enjoyed Vertigo. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2570 |
It says here it's your animal magnetism. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2571 |
Just hope they aren’t carrier pigeons |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2572 |
I warned you, Pepys just attracts them. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2573 |
Same thing happens every week. Thursdays. 9:30 AM. Always *that* side of the bench. Don't take it personally. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2574 |
When you were telling me that your life has gone to the birds, I didn't think you really meant it. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2575 |
That's why I don't read Robert Crumb outdoors anymore. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2576 |
Twitter has ruined my life. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2577 |
You can’t call it birdwatching if you cover yourself in peanut butter, Phil. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2578 |
Figured that. My favorite was "The 39 Steps". |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2579 |
They say they're the Vienna Birds' Choir? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2580 |
Your ability might come in handy after the apocalypse. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2581 |
You say it's called "Early Bird Worm" seed? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2582 |
Oh, I see the swallows have returned from Capistrano. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2583 |
Texting is cleaner than carrier pigeon! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2584 |
So what do you do at the magician's school? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2585 |
Well, what are you wearing? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2586 |
You must be in the birds'-eye view. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2587 |
Jeepers..And I though the last guy with the box of chocolates was a bit off |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2588 |
You should get your hormones checked. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2589 |
Hitchock's my name. Film's my game. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2590 |
Maybe you should delete that tweet. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2591 |
It might be time to scale back on the bird-watching. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2592 |
Feeling peckish? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2593 |
Pipe down over there. You're tweeting almost as much as the president. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2594 |
Did I hear you say that you are "Audubon Person of the Year"? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2595 |
I see Lyft is trying a new business model. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2596 |
How's that Hitchcock biography? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2597 |
Really? I was not aware that carrier pigeon was a Twitter feed option. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2598 |
Guess you shouldn't have sent that last tweet. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2599 |
You can't use Twitter in this park. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2600 |
I always wanted to know the Muffin Man |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2601 |
Because of the rise of people being stingier with their food handouts, the local pigeon population have developed a taste for human flesh |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2602 |
I told you spreading peanut butter would work. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2603 |
Will you please stop the tweeting? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2604 |
I've started eating lunch inside... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2605 |
People say he's a crumb, but WE love him. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2606 |
Did you just send me a tweet ? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2607 |
New suet suit? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2608 |
I always knew you were nuts. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2609 |
:Well, at least it's kind of like having a statue erected in your honor." |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2610 |
Say, that reminds me. Are you a Hitchcock fan? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2611 |
Yeah, they probably smell my cat on me. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2612 |
The Gingerbread Man goes to the park |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2613 |
Well, I guess peanut butter for body lotion wasn't such a great idea after all! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2614 |
Seems like your strategy for using your smartphone a little less is really working for you. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2615 |
Any ideas on what your new film is going to be about, Mr Hitchcock? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2616 |
Hey man, any chance you can spare some bread? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2617 |
Wow, birds of a feather really do flock together. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2618 |
The squirrels did the same thing to me last week - its a kind of animal flash mob. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2619 |
You knew they flocked together the moment you identified what kinds of birds they are. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2620 |
I warned you not to wear that bird seed suit. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2621 |
Maybe #halfwitvoter wasn't a good choice? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2622 |
They will never believe it was "fowl" play . |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2623 |
You've really perfected that worm impersonation |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2624 |
Birds of a feather flock to leather. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2625 |
Shouldn't you be sitting on a stool? |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2626 |
Birds as a bush are worth more than two on your head. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2627 |
Why yes, tuppence a bag is quite a bargain. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2628 |
I don't think you're using the law of attraction right... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2629 |
You shouldn't have eaten eggs for breakfast. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2630 |
So your're pretty happy with your suet suit? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2631 |
I took you for a seedy sort! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2632 |
Come on, Bill. Did you eat bird food today? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2633 |
That's why I stopped buying clothes made of hemp. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2634 |
That's not the best way to feather your nest. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2635 |
How are today, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2636 |
You're a saint, Francis. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2637 |
Oh, so you're the one who broke the pigeon lady's heart. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2638 |
You won't have to splurge on a down jacket anymore. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2639 |
Twitter 1.0 used carrier pigeons. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2640 |
I just knew you were a seedy character. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2641 |
Mr. Peanut, I really think that you had better go inside. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2642 |
I definitely do not want to have, what you have. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2643 |
You must know a lot of secrets. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2644 |
You should think of leasing more space |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2645 |
Let me save you guys the trouble. He tastes like chicken. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2646 |
My mama always said that someday I'd meet a guy whose life was like a bag of birdseed. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2647 |
To defeat the birds, you must become the birds |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2648 |
Gone to seed? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2649 |
So you are wearing your cote of coves, Jack? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2650 |
Don't encourage them. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2651 |
It says they will leave at the end of the summer Mr. Capistrano. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2652 |
I said, 'You look dovely'. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2653 |
Apparently you missed the sign about feeding the birds...... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2654 |
Bob, I don't think the birds are pleased you ate the canary. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2655 |
This park has gotten a really seedy element, lately. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2656 |
"Hitchcock would have loved you". |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2657 |
What did you expect, being the seedy character that you are? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2658 |
Who ruffled your feathers? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2659 |
I got off Twitter because it's such a time suck. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2660 |
Yet another downside of monument removal. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2661 |
That's the problem with those vegan granola bars. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2662 |
How long have you been known as The Bird Whisperer? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2663 |
I always said those Tweets would be the ruin of you. Sad. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2664 |
Analog Tweetstorm |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2665 |
First the Pigeons, now the Doves... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2666 |
Tippi Hedren? |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2667 |
The gangs in the park aren't as scary as they used to be. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2668 |
I agree that you still are very attractive. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2669 |
Although rarely photographed, and almost always covered in Doves, the ghost of Prince is seen here enjoying a warm summer morning in Central Park. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2670 |
If you don't mind me saying, I think a trick to that "human statue" thingy might be to actually move every once in a while. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2671 |
George, I told you to finish that popcorn in the theater! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2672 |
Perhaps you should lay off peanuts for a while! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2673 |
Nice costume, Jake, but will it fly? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2674 |
Sorry, did you say "whisperer" or "whistler"? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2675 |
Migratory and Twitter patterns have changed. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2676 |
You must be the baker. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2677 |
What? I saw it on the cover of Vogue |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2678 |
You're sitting in their spot... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2679 |
That's not bad. Now let's try it with squirrels. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2680 |
You have the most birdies of any golfer I know. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2681 |
Seedsucker? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2682 |
That was an unusually long nap. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2683 |
Nice story Mr Hitchcock! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2684 |
I loved you in Home Alone |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2685 |
I find that if you have a buzz cut they are less interested. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2686 |
I told you that leisure suit made you look seedy! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2687 |
Please don't be fed to the pigeons. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2688 |
Have you tried cutting out gluten? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2689 |
I'm feeling somewhat crummy myself. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2690 |
And that's precisely why I no longer wear hemp fiber clothing. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2691 |
My wife had the same problem. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2692 |
It's amazing what a suet aftershave can do! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2693 |
I take it the bird-calling worked? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2694 |
I prefer American Eagle. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2695 |
You’re definitely going to have to burn that outfit. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2696 |
You know where I can get a hanging version of you for my patio? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2697 |
That must have cost a lot of dough. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2698 |
A Bird's-guy view |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2699 |
Stupid me, reading Hitchcock out loud |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2700 |
"So your first movie roles was in Hitchcock's "The Birds". |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2701 |
Ever considered wearing a simple wool jacket instead of a seasoned breadcrumb coating? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2702 |
It's possible that your most recent tweet had unintended consequences, Mr. President. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2703 |
spicey is that you???! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2704 |
Luckily I'm allergic to peanuts. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2705 |
Maybe you should just stick to a box of chocolates. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2706 |
You always struck me as a seedy character. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2707 |
I'm rather hesitant to flip to the next chapter about Psycho. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2708 |
We'd better switch to decaf. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2709 |
by any chance do you have the time? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2710 |
Oh, so you think the popular vote matters? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2711 |
No thanks. I have a budgie. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2712 |
Did you say a suet suit or a sweat suit? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2713 |
So you're the one he's attacking on Twitter today? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2714 |
You are covered with birds. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2715 |
"Don't say Hitchcock didn't warn you. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2716 |
What do you mean you feel like you've gone to seed? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2717 |
I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about you. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2718 |
No wonder your nickname is Gregory Peck! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2719 |
I told you not to let yourself go to seed, Gerald. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2720 |
That's why I don't tweet. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2721 |
Lady bird is that you? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2722 |
That reminds me. There's an Alfred Hitchcock film festival tonight |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2723 |
No, I don't think you should worry about ruffling a few feathers. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2724 |
So you say you're from Capistrano? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2725 |
You know, you can disable that messaging option. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2726 |
I told you to stop reading that biography of Saint Francis. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2727 |
The Inventor of Twitter |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2728 |
I never thought of you being that seedy.' |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2729 |
You the Bird Man of Central Park? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2730 |
Sure you might be at the bottom of the pecking order now, but you'll work your way up. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2731 |
So you say you were the inspiration for the movie Birdman? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2732 |
Why do birds suddenly appear. . .? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2733 |
That's funny- you don't look like Tippi Hedren. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2734 |
I don't think it will help even if they are mockingbirds. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2735 |
Channelling St. Francis of Assisi is not as easy as you thought, eh? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2736 |
Impressive. But is there a really a market for a pigeon caller? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2737 |
It says right here on page 71 of the instruction manual: "Do not wear garments fabricated from birdseed cloth outdoors." |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2738 |
They probably smell your pigeons. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2739 |
Well, if you were not such a messy eater..... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2740 |
An artistic conceptualization of gentrification, or perhaps an artistic conceptualization of addiction, or perhaps over-population. What else could it mean? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2741 |
Honestly, reading a musty copy of 'The Art of the Deal' seems to repel them quite naturally! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2742 |
You must be the guy with the Comey memos and the Russian tapes. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2743 |
I knew it, Mom and even the birds like you best. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2744 |
What did I tell you? Isn't this better than playing Angry Birds on your phone? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2745 |
Agent Gingerbread? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2746 |
I don't think it's the Aqua Velva. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2747 |
That is absolutely the worst Tippi Hedren impression I've ever seen! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2748 |
Are you, by chance, from Alcatraz? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2749 |
These benches are for the birds. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2750 |
We had a deal! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2751 |
Grainola for breakfast again. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2752 |
well, this is something you don't see everyday. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2753 |
It says here if you hold real still, they won't poop on you. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2754 |
So what am I, chopped liver? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2755 |
It says here for man your weight, you will need at least 30 of them to fly. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2756 |
Yeah, my eco-suit is a little too friendly. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2757 |
Try using fewer peanuts. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2758 |
Let me guess, Bodega Bay |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2759 |
Just try not to open your mouth. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2760 |
I got off easy. Feathers, no tar. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2761 |
How long does it take to wash of all the bird poop? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2762 |
Roses are red and violets are blue, why are those birds landing on you? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2763 |
Life is like a flock of pigeons. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2764 |
You're trendy now, but I hear there's a new park bench opening in Brooklyn tomorrow. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2765 |
Peace. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2766 |
If you must know, I'm reading the screenplay for a new Alfred Hitchcock movie. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2767 |
My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2768 |
I stand real still for hours, pretending to be a statute of the president, but right now I'm on my break. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2769 |
Okay, Jim, now before we go through with this I have to ask - are you a stool pigeon? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2770 |
Just tell them to flock off |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2771 |
It may be time to cut back on your tweets. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2772 |
Looks like someone poured glue in the birdbath again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2773 |
Gross! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2774 |
Cut all the tweeting and read a damn book! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2775 |
Your chick magnet fragrance needs some tuning. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2776 |
I think your nutritionist oversold you on the flax seed thing, Bill. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2777 |
Do all CIA agents have as subtle disguises as you do? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2778 |
You still think pheromone cologne is a good idea? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2779 |
I hope your bird call is still in beta. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2780 |
Axe body spray? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2781 |
I thought you were looking a little seedy. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2782 |
You seem to being carrying quite a bird-en. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2783 |
I told you you've been spending too much time at Subway. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2784 |
Ease up on Hitchcock. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2785 |
You may have gone to seed. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2786 |
Maybe your tailor thought you said seed instead of tweed. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2787 |
So you're a pigeon stool. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2788 |
It was 1963, Bodega Bay... |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2789 |
I hope those peanuts were organic |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2790 |
That's why socialism never works. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2791 |
Have you considered upgrading to electronic homing pigeons? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2792 |
I wouldn't sit there. It's covered in bird poop. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2793 |
I don't really get street theater, but, yeah, I liked Birdman too |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2794 |
Been a birder long? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2795 |
That had to have cost more than tuppence. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2796 |
Alfred Hitchcock I presume? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2797 |
You must have a huge dry cleaning bill. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2798 |
Wish I had your knack for bird calls. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2799 |
I see. I had something else in mind when you were bragging about your tweets. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2800 |
Lady Gaga, I dont' think that the popcorn suit was such a great idea |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2801 |
You're a little early for Fashion Week. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2802 |
So what's coo? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2803 |
They heard you work at the E.P.A. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2804 |
Hitchcock phoned and said Tippi will be right over. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2805 |
I guess you are a chick magnet. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2806 |
I'm reading, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2807 |
What do you feed them? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2808 |
I'm sorry it bothers you when I turn a page. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
2809 |
I always said you were a chick magnet. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
2810 |
Yes your flaxseed jumpsuit is trendy, but.... |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2811 |
I've never been mistaken for a bookworm. |
1.1081 |
0.0646 |