Contest #570


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570


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-05-23
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-06-05 (estimated)
Number of captions 6198
Number of responses 303014
Number of participants 7297


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You shouldn't have opened that can of worms. 1.9686 0.01923 1718 573 626 519
1 You might want to rethink your ringtone 1.9674 0.01817 1839 589 721 529
2 Normally, one in the hand is sufficient. 1.9193 0.01988 1524 525 597 402
3 It could be worse, squirrels would be after your nuts. 1.9001 0.02213 1402 558 426 418
4 THE St. Francis? 1.8638 0.02532 1006 402 339 265
5 You have got to stop tweeting. 1.8572 0.02085 1429 560 513 356
6 I think you're supposed to scatter it on the ground. 1.8470 0.02602 869 332 338 199
7 It's called a cluster flock. 1.8415 0.03098 713 309 208 196
8 Is that a new suet you're wearing? 1.7731 0.02239 1265 577 398 290
9 My favorite? Rear Window. You? 1.7608 0.02129 1367 626 442 299
10 Dad, that's not what it means to have Twitter followers. 1.7553 0.02708 797 354 284 159
11 Maybe because they took down that Confederate statue. 1.7542 0.01995 1501 678 514 309
12 I didn't say you couldn't replicate their mating call. I said you shouldn't. 1.7436 0.03189 585 268 199 118
13 I ‘ve often wondered what happens if you exceed 140 characters 1.7142 0.02281 1151 556 368 227
14 Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? 1.7127 0.02444 1051 524 305 222
15 :What was it like, working for Hitchcock?" 1.6927 0.02909 703 350 219 134
16 You need to establish a pecking order. 1.6908 0.02663 773 368 276 129
17 Awesome! Now do the mating call of the black-throated green warbler. 1.6749 0.02838 686 337 235 114
18 I see your application for seed money was approved. 1.6596 0.02468 899 451 303 145
19 I didn't know they still made Cracker Jacks. 1.6538 0.02084 1730 1053 223 454
20 If given a choice, would you have picked a different superpower? 1.6406 0.03747 448 250 109 89
21 The seeded bagel may not have been your best choice. 1.6348 0.02101 1172 595 410 167
22 Assisi, eh? What brings you to Brooklyn? 1.6107 0.03188 524 281 166 77
23 Impressive bird call. 1.6086 0.02336 948 503 313 132
24 Mr. Spicer, you can come out now. I think they've gone. 1.6068 0.03249 557 316 144 97
25 That was one hell of a bird call. 1.6054 0.02616 783 425 242 116
26 I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for you. 1.5935 0.03034 551 297 181 73
27 Is that a new suet? 1.5927 0.02634 820 468 218 134
28 Maybe you need to close your twitter account? 1.5894 0.02614 772 427 235 110
29 Psst. It's me, Spicer. Are they gone yet? 1.5785 0.02864 688 400 178 110
30 Do they bother you ? 1.5736 0.03202 645 409 102 134
31 Do you mind. I came here to get away from incessant tweeting. 1.5692 0.02951 585 329 179 77
32 Try meowing. 1.5666 0.03834 353 201 104 48
33 Good thing they aren't woodpeckers. 1.5652 0.02966 552 306 180 66
34 It hurts a little more than the fish pedicure 1.5613 0.03225 538 320 134 84
35 So...you’re from Capistrano? 1.5613 0.02874 604 341 187 76
36 You're a chick magnet. 1.5603 0.02988 589 341 166 82
37 Yeah, some days you're the pigeon, some days the statue. 1.5594 0.03232 488 279 145 64
38 I'll get the cat lady. 1.5573 0.03164 515 297 149 69
39 ...and here come the bees. 1.5566 0.03564 512 330 79 103
40 'To Kill a Mockingbird', why do you ask? 1.5551 0.03250 490 284 140 66
41 Really? Every year, Mr. Capistrano? 1.5546 0.03039 559 324 160 75
42 It's all fun and games until you're covered in bird shit. 1.5545 0.03566 523 342 72 109
43 Look. I'm not going to read this if you're not listening. 1.5536 0.03270 513 306 130 77
44 Ever see that movie—oooh, what’s the name of it? 1.5510 0.03173 490 280 150 60
45 It’s what we call a ‘tweet storm’. 1.5466 0.03332 494 298 122 74
46 First time on Twitter? 1.5464 0.03197 496 289 143 64
47 What do you mean you're a chick magnet? 1.5449 0.03097 512 295 155 62
48 First time in New York City? 1.5449 0.03972 323 189 92 42
49 No, I don't know why they're here every day. But then, I can't imagine why you're here every day. 1.5327 0.03586 413 251 104 58
50 There is a downside to being statuesque 1.5324 0.03347 447 265 126 56
51 This is not the best way to hide from the special prosecutor, Mr. President 1.5283 0.03625 424 265 94 65
52 That's what you get for being statuesque 1.5253 0.03280 434 253 134 47
53 How does it feel to be #1 in the pecking order? 1.5144 0.03524 383 229 111 43
54 That's the reason I always sit on this side of the bench. 1.5117 0.03789 342 208 93 41
55 Definitely don't feed the squirrels. 1.5079 0.03955 315 193 84 38
56 No politician in history - and I say this with great surety - has ever been more popular with the pigeons than you sir. 1.5068 0.03693 365 225 95 45
57 I see there's a downside to being statuesque. 1.5055 0.03639 364 222 100 42
58 Jeez, get a coop. 1.5050 0.04126 303 190 73 40
59 My tweet went viral! 1.5028 0.03805 356 224 85 47
60 You know I can still see you, right? 1.5000 0.04053 294 181 79 34
61 I see you also get a good response to your tweets. 1.4985 0.03620 343 206 103 34
62 This gives a whole new meaning to tweeting. 1.4985 0.03792 339 210 89 40
63 I think you're trending. 1.4955 0.04027 333 216 69 48
64 In the movie, this doesn't end well. 1.4935 0.03924 310 192 83 35
65 It's a good thing you didn't try a moose call. 1.4933 0.03993 300 186 80 34
66 Well, sometimes you're the statue and sometimes you're the pigeon. 1.4889 0.03929 315 198 80 37
67 Yes, and it's also true that birds of a feather poop together. 1.4870 0.04559 230 144 60 26
68 I thought you looked a little seedy today... 1.4857 0.08326 70 44 18 8
69 CUT !!!. The script says 'pecking' not 'landing'. 1.4852 0.04208 305 201 60 44
70 Don't worry. It says here they're migratory. 1.4821 0.04275 251 156 69 26
71 Stoolie Conference? 1.4795 0.03954 292 182 80 30
72 Carol mentioned that you started tweeting. How's it going? 1.4775 0.03984 289 181 78 30
73 At least it's not bees. 1.4772 0.03931 285 176 82 27
74 You weren't kidding when you said you could draw birds. 1.4758 0.04132 269 169 72 28
75 You know my uncle had the same thing but with emus. 1.4752 0.04238 282 184 62 36
76 Wouldn't it be easier to just use sunscreen? 1.4729 0.04534 258 172 50 36
77 Francis? 1.4721 0.04098 269 169 73 27
78 You can "unfollow" them, you know? 1.4641 0.04290 237 149 66 22
79 Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? 1.4636 0.04662 220 143 52 25
80 I guess I'm not the only one who thinks a statue should be made in your honor. 1.4627 0.04504 255 171 50 34
81 Great birdcall. 1.4603 0.04144 252 159 70 23
82 Man, you are so flocked... 1.4600 0.04281 250 161 63 26
83 Me? I'm a cat person. 1.4597 0.04567 211 134 57 20
84 Something similar happened to my cousin when he tried to feed the elephants -of course, that had a more tragic result. 1.4571 0.04495 245 163 52 30
85 You're in the clear: its a murder of crows, and a flock of pigeons. 1.4571 0.04532 245 164 50 31
86 It's probably your three-piece suet. 1.4545 0.04263 242 155 64 23
87 I think you're overdoing the tweets. 1.4542 0.04369 240 156 59 25
88 It says, "Move your arms and scream." 1.4533 0.04708 214 141 49 24
89 So how's that seeds and berries cleanse going? 1.4515 0.04528 237 158 51 28
90 I warned you not to let yourself go to seed. 1.4506 0.04294 233 149 63 21
91 Mr. Hitchcock? 1.4483 0.04349 232 150 60 22
92 I stopped sitting there for that very reason 1.4483 0.04789 174 109 52 13
93 Have you tried spreading it on the ground? 1.4483 0.04349 232 150 60 22
94 That superglue spray gets 'em every time. 1.4478 0.04908 230 162 33 35
95 Just be glad I didn't tell you about the bees. 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
96 Good news: they're curious, friendly birds native to these parts. Bad news: it's mating season. 1.4449 0.04327 227 146 61 20
97 I bring a book so they don't bother me. 1.4449 0.04547 227 151 51 25
98 Shall I call a cat? 1.4444 0.04168 225 141 68 16
99 I guess the owl sweater's not working. 1.4444 0.04620 225 151 48 26
100 I'm afraid the press corps has spotted you, Mr. Spicer. 1.4409 0.04740 220 150 43 27
101 Fine. You're the Prince of Peace. Happy now? 1.4404 0.04971 193 130 41 22
102 "Two in the bush" is looking pretty good right now, eh? 1.4404 0.04498 218 143 54 21
103 I take it you're not a cat person. 1.4389 0.04738 180 115 51 14
104 It’s fun until the woodpeckers show up. 1.4375 0.04765 192 126 48 18
105 Hey, a superpower is a superpower. 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
106 It's probably better if you just scatter the seeds instead of 'making them work for them.' 1.4365 0.04846 181 118 47 16
107 You know, you have to throw the bread crumbs. 1.4365 0.05153 181 123 37 21
108 I believe you've been flocked. 1.4354 0.04483 209 136 55 18
109 Well, I guess you have to entertain yourself some other way these days, eh, Mankoff? 1.4354 0.05240 209 152 23 34
110 You seem to have mastered that, now would you like to try the mating call of the bluejay? 1.4354 0.04684 209 140 47 22
111 Wait, we skipped step four. You were supposed to throw the bread on the ground. 1.4354 0.04327 209 133 61 15
112 By my count, that's worth 72 in the bush. 1.4333 0.05217 150 97 41 12
113 But they do bother me! 1.4327 0.04986 208 146 34 28
114 I'm an empty nester. 1.4327 0.04548 208 137 52 19
115 Hold your ground. Don't let them see fear. 1.4320 0.04367 206 132 59 15
116 Alfred, your next film is writing itself. 1.4320 0.04631 206 137 49 20
117 Have you considered a service cat? 1.4314 0.04451 204 132 56 16
118 How long were you in Alcatraz? 1.4307 0.04590 202 133 51 18
119 It will all make sense when the bees get here. 1.4307 0.04696 202 135 47 20
120 Oh David, not another shameless Hitchcockian cry for attention. 1.4264 0.05043 197 138 34 25
121 Wow. That was a hell of a birdcall. 1.4256 0.04759 195 131 45 19
122 I TOLD you your clothes were looking seedy. 1.4256 0.04472 195 126 55 14
123 That was one of the best bird whistles I ever heard. 1.4227 0.04545 194 127 52 15
124 So how many is this worth in the bush again? 1.4227 0.04774 194 131 44 19
125 This is why I don't tweet. 1.4219 0.04577 192 126 51 15
126 I'm more of a rat person. 1.4211 0.05070 190 133 34 23
127 Well, if they were crows it would be a murder! 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
128 Go ahead and keep the other half of that sandwich, Frank. I'm good. 1.4171 0.04899 187 128 40 19
129 I see why you lost your job as a scarecrow. 1.4171 0.04658 187 124 48 15
130 Next - let me tell you about the bees. 1.4162 0.04629 185 122 49 14
131 Well, now you're flocked. 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
132 Apparently birds of a feather also stick to you. 1.4144 0.04763 181 121 45 15
133 So, 7 Down is 5 letters, "The blank and the Bees". 1.4144 0.04068 181 111 65 5
134 Sorry. Wrong spell. 1.4118 0.05605 153 108 27 18
135 Maybe sunflower seeds are more of an indoor snack? 1.4111 0.04907 180 123 40 17
136 If they see you reading, they leave you alone. 1.4111 0.04843 180 122 42 16
137 You may want to think about tweeting less. 1.4111 0.05154 180 127 32 21
138 Oh, I wouldn't sit there. 1.4110 0.05274 163 113 33 17
139 They're gone, Spicer. You can come out. 1.4094 0.04954 171 116 40 15
140 If you think this is unpleasant, wait for the falcons show up. 1.4091 0.04786 176 118 44 14
141 Hello, my name is Bill, and I'm an empty nester. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
142 It's always about you, isn't it? 1.4071 0.05726 140 98 27 15
143 You say this started when you were in Alcatraz 1.4070 0.05067 172 119 36 17
144 I have the most birds. The hugest flock. Bigger than ever before. They love me more. 1.4065 0.05545 155 110 27 18
145 The manual only says how to call them, not how to send them away. 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
146 Well the book says 'Mainly seeds and small insects.' 1.4062 0.05193 160 110 35 15
147 Tuppence for your thoughts. 1.4025 0.05135 159 109 36 14
148 You're wearing that to the Met Gala? 1.4012 0.05570 162 118 23 21
149 Those Tweets always come back to bite you 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
150 Looks like you're trending. 1.4000 0.05144 165 115 34 16
151 They're coming home to Proust. 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
152 Mom warned me about the seedy characters I'd meet in the park. 1.3988 0.04888 163 110 41 12
153 Women, Larry. When I said 'chicks' I meant women. 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
154 That's why I don't tweet. 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
155 You always did come first in the pecking order. 1.3938 0.05177 160 112 33 15
156 Always a chick magnet! 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
157 Listen, I know Tippi Hedren, you're no Tippi Hedren. 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
158 The Germans must have a word for this 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
159 That still looks like a better travel option than United. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
160 You must be an empty nester. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
161 Hmm, they really do stick together. 1.3924 0.04564 158 103 48 7
162 You exceeded 140 characters. 1.3924 0.05375 158 113 28 17
163 Technically, you're being assaulted by an 'exaltation'. 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
164 Your new suit is impeckable. 1.3910 0.05424 156 112 27 17
165 Well according to the guide, they are either Crested Turtle Doves, or Poison-beaked Eye gougers, hard to tell from the illustrations. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
166 I told you not to get the everything bagel. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
167 I'm trying to read. Shut the flock up. 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
168 I'm more of a dog person, myself. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
169 You say it started with a tweet? 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
170 Clever Mr. Spicer. If a hedge doesn't work... 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
171 With every season, tern tern tern... 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
172 Is that a breadstick in your pocket or are they happy to see you? 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
173 So what was it like in Alcatraz? 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
174 You know that's not how you tweet, right? 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
175 That's what you get for excessive tweeting, Donald. 1.3841 0.06007 151 116 12 23
176 How's your everything bagel? 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
177 Your fly is open. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
178 Shit happens. 1.3826 0.05520 149 108 25 16
179 No flies on you. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
180 Maybe it's your three piece suet. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
181 Interesting. I don't detect any pecking otder at all. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
182 What did you tweet? 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
183 Wow! You've taken 'tweeting to a whole new level. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
184 So what was it like in Alcatraz? 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
185 Nice suet. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
186 How many re-tweets? 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
187 Don't laugh. The bees aren't far behind. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
188 Wow, that was some birdcall. 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
189 I prefer reading to tweeting, but that's just me. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
190 Reading is for the what? 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
191 I think we're a bit beyond 'shoo, shoo' here. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
192 Next, Son, I'll teach you about the BEES... 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
193 I just checked in the book and I am sorry to tell you sir but the record is one hundred and eight birds. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
194 No, I'm not familiar with Hitchcock's films. Why do you ask? 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
195 Pigeon Whisperer? 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
196 Another open call audition Mr. Hitchcock? 1.3714 0.05584 140 102 24 14
197 So, then, all things being equal, you'd say that 'Hope' isn't the thing with feathers? 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
198 You should cut back on the tweets, Mr. President. 1.3714 0.05584 140 102 24 14
199 When you said you'd act as my wingman... 1.3714 0.04792 140 94 40 6
200 So by my count, that's worth about 1,000 birds in the bush. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
201 I guess you won the popular vote. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
202 Apparently you don't need a computer to play "Angry Birds". 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
203 Don't know if you care, but there are geese heading this way. 1.3689 0.05726 122 87 25 10
204 My tweets never get that many replies. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
205 Why don't you try turning off your Twitter feed? 1.3676 0.05793 136 101 20 15
206 And that's why I don't tweet any more. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
207 They're called Liar birds, Mr. President. 1.3676 0.05793 136 101 20 15
208 Why don't I just shit on you, too? 1.3657 0.06226 134 104 11 19
209 They say that's good luck, you know. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
210 i see you're wearing the Tippi Hedron collection 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
211 Beats vultures. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
212 You're sending the wrong kind of tweets... 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
213 That must have been quite a tweet! 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
214 Seriously, do not feed the birds. 1.3621 0.05107 116 78 34 4
215 I heard it's good luck 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
216 You know you can block unwanted tweets. 1.3615 0.05881 130 97 19 14
217 I warned you that was their seat. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
218 I've always found that screaming helps right about now. 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
219 you're doing it wrong 1.3585 0.06728 106 81 12 13
220 You couldn't have just one, could you? 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
221 I want to introduce you to a cat-lady I know. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
222 You really nailed that bird call. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
223 Maybe it's time for your "safeword". 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
224 You might try putting the bird seed on the ground 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
225 Me? I’d probably start with shoo. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
226 It would be nice if they picked up the dead bodies once in a while. 1.3548 0.06396 124 97 10 17
227 How's your sandwich? 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
228 Perhaps you should have settled for two in the bush? 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
229 So how did the 37 of you meet? 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
230 Actually I am feeling a bit peckish. 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
231 Bet you can't wait for my talk about the bees 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
232 I'm reading a Hitchcock biography. Why? 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
233 Can I tweet this? 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
234 It's called Karma, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
235 I told you you look seedy. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
236 Coo if your ok. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
237 I believe thats's worth more than two in the bush. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
238 I'd help, but I just got to the good part. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
239 Wait until I get to the Bees part! 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
240 I don't think that's how you're supposed to use the app. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
241 I see a lot of things have come home to roost, Mr. Trump 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
242 I wouldn't worry - it says here they aren't carnivorous... 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
243 Is that a worm in your pocket or are they just happy to see you? 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
244 How goes the twitter feed? 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
245 It's almost as if you're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
246 It sure beats woodpeckers. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
247 Just keep very still. They can smell fear. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
248 You may be taking your bird watching a little too far. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
249 Just don't get carried away. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
250 And I thought I was a chick magnet 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
251 You just got retweeted. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
252 One time I was covered in squirrels. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
253 Wow... you have a popular Twitter feed... 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
254 Oh, wait! There's a footnote that says not to whistle that birdcall twice. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
255 Bird whisperer? 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
256 You said you once dated Tippi Hendron? 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
257 At least you're not whispering to the bees. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
258 And of course, there are also the bees. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
259 My wife says I'm unapproachable. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
260 You can come out now, the press is gone. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
261 Get a room. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
262 I can see something's eating you. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
263 I would suggest meowing. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
264 Hey, aren't you that famous guy from Alcatraz? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
265 I'd run. I'd run so far away. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
266 Wow - do they really suddenly appear? 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
267 Still not as bad as a Trump tweetstorm. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
268 Your parents did not tell you about the bees, right? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
269 That's some twitter feed! 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
270 You might want to try the seedless baguette next time. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
271 So, life away from the White House pressroom isn't much better, huh, Sean? 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
272 It was this or United. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
273 No, even under ObamaCare, that doesn't count as a pre-existing condition. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
274 Yup. They're of a feather. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
275 At least the worms are gone. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
276 That's why I prefer not to Tweet in public. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
277 Man, you are so flocked... 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
278 Wow, mister, you sure know how to pick up chicks. 1.3333 0.06182 111 85 15 11
279 Next time don't dress so seedy. 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
280 I told you not to retweet. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
281 That's a lot of likes for one tweet! 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
282 I told you that outfit looked crummy on you 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
283 I see you’ve landed a major coo. 1.3333 0.06442 111 87 11 13
284 I'm a dog person myself. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
285 Delete your account. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
286 I think you've taken this a bird in the hand stuff a little to far. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
287 Would you mind keeping the cooing down. I'm trying to read. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
288 You're right . . . you are quite the whistler. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
289 So Mr. Hitchcock, where do you get your ideas from? 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
290 Have you considered getting a cat? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
291 I thought you were a chick magnet. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
292 There's something on your shirt. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
293 Crappy day? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
294 If you hold very still, you'll have them eating out of your hand. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
295 You're being swallowed. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
296 I have the same problem with women. 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
297 Excuse me, I'm trying to read. Could you get the flock outta here? 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
298 Well, it's that or be an empty nester. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
299 Perhaps you meant to wear "tweed" 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
300 Maybe you should reconsider speaking Pidgin English. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
301 You may want to zip up your pants. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
302 I guess that's what happens when you actually try to hit two birds with one stone. They never tell you they'll fight back. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
303 Maybe you should head south for the summer. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
304 I envy your charisma. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
305 When were you paroled from Alcatraz? 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
306 Perhaps if you acted less statuesque... 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
307 It says here to just keep your coo. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
308 Just leave me his wallet. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
309 must be your statuesque physique 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
310 I think it's clutch, but it could be gaggle. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
311 So when you said 'animal magnetism'. . . 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
312 Yes I am an ornithologist, why do you ask? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
313 Looks like Polly did want a cracker 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
314 It's called Karma, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.3168 0.06438 101 79 12 10
315 Excuse me, someone's sitting there. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
316 It's by Hitchcock. Why do you ask? 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
317 What idea would that be, Mister Hitchcock? 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
318 Do you mind? I'm trying to read. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
319 Yes, it is a bird call book. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
320 I'd avoid using the expression "This is for the birds" if I were you. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
321 I'd rethink the chia suit. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
322 I can still see you. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
323 That's not what seed money is for 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
324 According to the book it's a covey, not a flock. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
325 You should have stayed in the bushes Mr. Spicer. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
326 It says here any second now your Ornithophobia should be cured! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
327 All we can do now is hope for the bees. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
328 I still think reading is more relaxing than birding. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
329 May I bother you for the time? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
330 Panko was their gateway drug. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
331 New suet? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
332 So, do you want to hear about my day? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
333 I have a similar effect on mosquitoes 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
334 Which part of “Wear a subtle disguise.” did you not understand? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
335 I said you were looking a bit seedy. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
336 Could be worse, you could be at the bee bench across the street. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
337 Stop whistling and start meowing. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
338 I told you NOT to sing a song of six-pence! 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
339 But seriously, why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
340 I think your carrier pigeon mail has been hacked. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
341 "To Kill A Mockingbird". Why? What are YOU reading...? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
342 Hitchcock.......Why do you ask? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
343 If they poop on you it's good luck. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
344 I've never seen a Tippi Hedren impression before. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
345 You remind me of Tippi Hedren. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
346 I hope you guys have had your shots. He's been sitting there since Tuesday. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
347 Personally, I stopped wearing 100% organic because of this. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
348 They pecked him out of a lineup. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
349 Guys, guys. Leave something for the vultures. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
350 It's the suet you're wearing. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
351 Mama always said: "Life is like an Alfred Hitchcock movie." 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
352 Don't move, or you might startle them. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
353 They heard you had a twitter feed. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
354 Tell me again ... How many Twitter followers do you have? 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
355 Sign says don't feed the birds, pal. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
356 Please stop the tweets, Mr. Trump. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
357 Looks like your tweets are going viral! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
358 It's okay - she's gone now. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
359 I'm feeling a bit peckish myself. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
360 If you ask me, Vertigo is the better Hitchcock movie. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
361 Ironically, I happen to be reading 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.' 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
362 You are SO flocked. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
363 I know all about the birds now, but please let's not talk about the bees. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
364 It's not me, it's you. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
365 Funny, I was just reading about the birds and the bees. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
366 Guys--how about saving something for the coroner! 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
367 Have you tried 'OFF!'? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
368 I can just see the bees heading this way. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
369 I guess there are downsides to being statuesque. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
370 It says here that they'll migrate in another day or so. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
371 Well, what are the other benefits of joining the Audubon Society? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
372 Tell me more about seed capital. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
373 I warned you about letting yourself go to seed! 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
374 Ignore the tweets. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
375 Wow! You bring the term 'chick magnet' to a whole new level. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
376 According to this, you should communicate directly with their leader. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
377 I never took those signs seriously either. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
378 When did you get out of Alcatraz? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
379 Been sitting there long? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
380 Thanks, but I'm not interested in learning your bird calling techniques just now. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
381 Here, Kitty, kitty, kitty. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
382 I'm sorry Alfred, what were saying about your idea for a movie? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
383 Most people toss the bread crumbs. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
384 That's why I stopped getting the everything bagel. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
385 I think you're sitting on their side! 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
386 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2967 0.06720 91 73 9 9
387 First time to Central Park? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
388 So, why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime, you are near? 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
389 They are still less upsetting than Trump's tweets. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
390 Meet the Flockers 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
391 Shall I keep reading? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
392 You're lucky you're not allergic. I can't even use a down pillow! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
393 Good afternoon Mr Hitchcock. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
394 They seem to like you. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
395 They like you. They really like you. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
396 Overdoing your twitter feed? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
397 Maybe you should change your ringtone. 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
398 Bird, bird, bird. Bird is the word. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
399 By any chance, did you ever spend any time in Alcatraz? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
400 Told you tweeting was dangerous! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
401 Get a room. 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
402 You need to stop Tweeting. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
403 Come here often, Mr. Hitchcock ? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
404 Did you bring enough for everyone? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
405 That's what they call karma Colonel Sanders. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
406 ....and some days you're the statue. 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
407 I have to say I've seen worse tweetstorms lately. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
408 no , I'm sorry , I don't own a cat 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
409 I still say it's better than two in the bush. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
410 At least you can't see the tar now 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
411 Must be the Dove body lotion. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
412 What are you? Nuts or something? 1.2907 0.06992 86 70 7 9
413 I told you you were tweeting too much. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
414 As a scarecrow, you might want to find another line of work. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
415 I would agree that you're the seediest president we've ever had, Mr. Trump. 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
416 Be happy it's not a murder of crows. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
417 You really should switch to email. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
418 You might want to consider throwing the bread onto to ground. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
419 I feel a Carpenters song coming on. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
420 It's rare to see a friendly face along the migratory pathway these days. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
421 I have a cousin in dry-cleaning. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
422 When did you get out of Alcatraz? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
423 Seems that I'm not as high up the pecking order as I had thought 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
424 That, my friend, is why I stopped using Dove soap. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
425 You're some nutty guy. 1.2857 0.07299 84 70 4 10
426 I told you that seedy outfit had to go... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
427 A fine-feathered friend you turned out to be. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
428 Oh, I thought you said you were a babe magnet. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
429 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
430 What the hell did you just Tweet? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
431 I guess that's the reason for the sign. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
432 They must’ve heard you say you were feeling crummy. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
433 You're getting a lot of incoming tweets. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
434 Have you tried getting a cat? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
435 That's some birthday suet. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
436 Birds have never really liked me. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
437 Perhaps if you sneeze. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
438 That suit is impeckable 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
439 And you say this happens once a year, Mr. Capistrano? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
440 Do you have a favorite? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
441 Good Call. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
442 Your tweet was obviously misinterpreted. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
443 Clearly book beats Twitter feed. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
444 I'd really never given much thought to the problems of being a gingerbread man. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
445 you seem to be high in the pecking order 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
446 I see you raised that seed money you were after ... 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
447 So that haberdasher's "three-piece suet" wasn't a typo? 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
448 Know what you're going through. I'm hen pecked myself. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
449 I've met some seedy people at the park before, but this is ridiculous. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
450 Sorry for not recognizing you earlier, Ms. Hedren. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
451 My advice to you, Ms du Maurier, is to write about what you know. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
452 You done tweeting? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
453 So this is what the late birds get. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
454 Perhaps you should consider reducing the amount of gluten in your diet? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
455 Are you wearing a wire? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
456 Not much. What's new with you? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
457 "You got some nerve calling me bookworm, bird-brain! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
458 Move a little so they don't think you're a statue. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
459 What the flock did you say? 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
460 That's nice. I'm more of a cat person. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
461 Your twitter following is impressive. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
462 I like reading. Do you have any hobbies? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
463 You'll have to speak up. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
464 Tippi? You OK? 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
465 Sometimes you're the bird... Sometimes you're the statue. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
466 So you just came from the Met Gala? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
467 'To Kill a Mockingbird', why do you ask? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
468 Well, at least they're not angry birds. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
469 Why, I believe you're right. That is a Kirtland's Warbler pecking at your left eye. How wonderful! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
470 can you do that somewhere else? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
471 Do you mind if I take a picture, before I call 911? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
472 Well, you've certainly got a serious case of avian glue! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
473 They must be homeless pigeons. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
474 Tweet all you want; you're still not presidential. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
475 Some day you'll look back at this day and chirp. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
476 To Attract a Mockingbird: Chapter 7. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
477 Maybe you should enter that bird call competition after all. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
478 Is that 'Angry Birds - Virtual Reality Edition'?" 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
479 He gets all of the attention. No bench dweller, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or unfairly than me! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
480 I saw this kind of thing in a movie once; it didn't end well. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
481 They sense you're a tourist. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
482 No, these are called homeless pigeons. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
483 It's called a twitterstorm and you started it. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
484 'You're looking a little under the feather today my friend." 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
485 The point of quitting social media is to stop tweeting all together. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
486 Don't worry. It says here they'll be heading south next week 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
487 Man, that's flocked up. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
488 Hey, Hitchcock, I'd stay out of the shower today if I was you. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
489 Excuse me, Sir. There's a little something on your face. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
490 Half the cartoons don't make a damn bit of sense to me. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
491 Have you considered not feeding them? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
492 I warned you about over tweeting 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
493 Maybe it's time to back off on the tweets. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
494 Wow you have a lot of Twitter followers. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
495 You're right, you do a great statue imitation. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
496 What'd you tweet this time? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
497 It must be nice to feel needed. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
498 Looks like a coo d'etat. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
499 What's in your lunch? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
500 That's why I stopped tweeting. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
501 Get a cat. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
502 So, where does that put me in the pecking order? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
503 Wow... that new "Birds in Heat" app you downloaded really seems to work. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
504 Somebody tore a page out of my book! I have the worst luck. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
505 Yes, dermatologists are expensive, but that's the way I would go. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
506 How come you get all the chicks? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
507 So I checked out this Harper Lee book, and now they leave me be. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
508 So where do you get your ideas Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
509 You may need to rethink those pheromones. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
510 You must have been re-tweeted 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
511 I warned you that tweets have consequences! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
512 I'd ask you about yourself but I can already tell you're whitebread. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
513 Feathering your vest, I see. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
514 The election's over Bernie, you can cut it out. 1.2632 0.07343 76 64 4 8
515 What the flock!?!? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
516 They seem to like you. 1.2632 0.07100 76 63 6 7
517 Witness Protection Program? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
518 I've found reading a book about cats is a very effective defense. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
519 Why did you wear the hemp jacket? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
520 That's what you get for being statuesque 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
521 Aren't you going to answer your phone? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
522 Tippi? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
523 We live in a time of dangerous tweets. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
524 All that was left of him was his tweets. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
525 Two in a bush is probably better than 100 on your face. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
526 I really should stop reading The Birds out loud... 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
527 You'll learn to ignore them.... 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
528 It's a good cover but I still know you're tweeting. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
529 Guinness says the record is 73 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
530 My God, you must be good in bread! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
531 Is there a pecking order? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
532 There's something on your face. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
533 A bit early to dress for the Met gala 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
534 Are you sure you aren't supposed to be in the Charles Addams cartoon on the next bench? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
535 I don't think you understand the whole tweeting thing.... 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
536 You must have showered with Dove. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
537 Have you been listening at all? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
538 Ever spend time in Alcatraz? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
539 That's why I never get an everything bagel. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
540 Looks like the coup flew you. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
541 "As I grew up I was fervently desirous of becoming acquainted with nature' -- James J. Audubon. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
542 So which one got the worm? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
543 Bet you wont imprint with them again. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
544 I wouldn't call that a cloak of invisibility. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
545 It says here that they're attracted to despondency. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
546 Your tweet went viral 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
547 I still don't understand Twitter. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
548 You're showing your age Charlie. You used to be a chick magnet. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
549 Can you say "meow". 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
550 I thought that guy looked a bit seedy... 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
551 I told you that it was a crummy seat. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
552 Excuse me, do you have the time? 1.2568 0.07215 74 62 5 7
553 So , retirement is for the birds, huh? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
554 It's curious how they intuitively know who likes them and who doesn't. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
555 You do realize that if you make it easy for them, they'll never become self sufficient. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
556 It's New York. Sue somebody. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
557 I'll pass on the sunflower seeds, thank you. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
558 Saint Francis I presume? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
559 When you said you had a million followers on twitter I was expecting something different. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
560 Tippi? That's a nice name. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
561 White or wheat? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
562 That angry birds app is really something! 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
563 You have more tweets than the president. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
564 I have the same problem with porcupines. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
565 At least they're not vultures. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
566 It's better to read a book and let people think you're ignorant than tweet incessantly and prove it. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
567 Just wing it. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
568 But you must have had another option under the Witness Protection Program! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
569 You're not Teppi Hedron, by any chance. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
570 Excellent disguise comrade 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
571 The book says you should meow. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
572 Its right here in my book. Starlings travel in groups and can be annoying 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
573 Could you practice your bird calls somewhere else? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
574 May I borrow a pen? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
575 That's why I'm not on Twitter. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
576 I told you those tweets would come back to haunt you. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
577 They're doing that a lot since we took down the Confederate statues. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
578 I know how you feel. I'm hen-pecked at home. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
579 I guess that your trending on Twitter 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
580 I'm sorry, life is like a what? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
581 Not sure I understand -- tuppence a what? 1.2535 0.07430 71 60 4 7
582 No one has ever found me that attractive. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
583 I thought this guy looked like a seedy character... 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
584 You can stop complaining about your empty nest syndrome. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
585 You really should have that looked at. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
586 I am reading here that global swarming is not a hoax. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
587 You're spoiling them. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
588 I think you should stop using 'Dove' soap. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
589 Is it already fashion week? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
590 Do you have a favorite? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
591 Nice pecs 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
592 I said wear your "tweed" jacket 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
593 ...but I can't find it in The Guinness Book of Records? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
594 It says here that they are swarming swallows. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
595 You must write awesome tweets. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
596 Can you please tweet somewhere else. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
597 I keep saying, you got to stop with all the tweeting. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
598 Would you like me to post this on Twitter? 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
599 I bet someone regrets wearing a Keep Calm shirt now. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
600 I recommend you ease up on the tweeting. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
601 I warned you about spending too much time on Twitter 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
602 It might've been better not to tweet that you'd have "more than enough" birdseed for all of them. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
603 Personally, I'd rather be a chick magnet. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
604 So you're back from Italy. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
605 No politician in history has been treated worse by the pigeons than me. Hey buddy, pass me some bird seed, I seem to be running out. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
606 That's what you wear to the park, a three piece suet? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
607 You DO realize my suggestion to whistle "Bye Bye Blackbird" backwards was a joke? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
608 You do bear a striking resemblance to Ulysses S Grant. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
609 It says here there's an order to the pecking. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
610 I don't think that's necessary, Mr. Spicer. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
611 A seed for your thoughts? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
612 Wow, you're a chick magnet! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
613 They can smell seed capital a mile away 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
614 I thought you said you were gluten-free? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
615 Never knew Hitchcock made sequels. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
616 "What makes you think you've gone to seed? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
617 Trying a new way to hide from the press, Sean? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
618 Looks liked you're flocked. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
619 At least the spider problem is solved. Should I order some cats? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
620 Feeling a little peckish? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
621 When did you know this was your calling? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
622 Do you know what time it is? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
623 Uh, Francis, is that you? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
624 Excellent bird call. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
625 If you let yourself go to seed, what do you expect? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
626 Would you like me to take a picture and post it on instagram for you? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
627 I'm trying to read here. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
628 The instructions say don't do that. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
629 It was at that moment that Donald admitted he had a tweeting problem... 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
630 I thought it was a tweed jacket. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
631 The guy who used to sit there always fed them 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
632 Witness Protection Program? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
633 That looks like a flocking nightmare 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
634 So this is what a Twitter intervention looks like. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
635 I got mugged in the park once, but it was different. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
636 You're toast, man. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
637 Would you mind tweeting somewhere else? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
638 Great news grandma, guano's up two points 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
639 I usually come out here to get away from all the tweets. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
640 I'm more of a dog person, myself. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
641 It's kind of ironic for here I am in the middle of a reading frenzy. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
642 Supposed to be two turtle doves. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
643 You're new to Twitter? 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
644 I told you not to wear the seedsucker suit. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
645 So, where do you get your suits cleaned? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
646 I know it sounds crazy, but it says here that you should actually stop cooing and pouring popcorn all over yourself... 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
647 If you can keep that up till Halloween, you'll have it made. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
648 Tuppence, you said? 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
649 you're right. Best statue imitation I've ever seen. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
650 Is that Lady Gaga you're wearing? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
651 You're feeling "peckish?" Yeah, I could eat. Oh.... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
652 What did you say the name of that cologne was? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
653 Mr. Spicer, please. Just stop. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
654 It might be time for you to stop talking about illegal migration, sir. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
655 I warned you to stop tweeting. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
656 It says here you're supposed to hold the birdseed in your hand... 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
657 Don't worry about that, the signature at the bottom shows that it's just a dream. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
658 There's a downside to all those tweets. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
659 You might want to try flapping your arms. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
660 Birds of a feather stick together. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
661 Crummy day eh? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
662 Is that a new suet? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
663 The vegan leather trend attracted some unexpected admirers 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
664 I also tend to lose myself in my hobbies. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
665 Gwyneth herself uses the peanut butter and bird seed balm? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
666 I like you better in dove grey 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
667 You promised you wouldn't make another scene. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
668 Let me guess. Your name is Francis. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
669 Do you have a pen that I could borrow? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
670 You're obviously from out-of-town. Try affecting a sense of jaded 'je ne sais quoi'. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
671 What's the inspiration for your next movie, Alfred? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
672 Free range humans just taste better. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
673 I told you not to order the 'everything' bagel. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
674 That's what you get for buying a cheep suit. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
675 I've seen some statuesque people before, but nothing like this. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
676 And it's still only tuppence a bag? 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
677 So, just how long did you work in the Planters factory? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
678 I do have a cat. Why do you ask? 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
679 Coincidentally, it's a biography of the actor Walter Pidgeon 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
680 You should read books instead of playing Angry Birds. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
681 It should be over soon, George—Apparently, “a brief descent upon the middle class” is part of their migratory pattern. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
682 That explains the incessant tweets. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
683 You're trending on social media 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
684 I'm looking for the same kind of attraction with women. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
685 I see you're still embracing the "all-seed" diet, Bill 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
686 Been here long? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
687 So much for the empty nest. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
688 According to my book "So You Want to Feed Pigeons", yelling get away, get away, damn it get away is not your best bet. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
689 Peckish? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
690 So are you going to talk to me or just sit there like a statue? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
691 You'll certainly be white when they finish. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
692 I'd say it's pretty clear who had the placebo. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
693 Please, enough tweeting already! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
694 I warned you about reading To Kill a Mockingbird out here. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
695 I was just thinking you were statuesque. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
696 It says here you should try to run, run as fast as you can. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
697 I heard they poop before take off, in which case, you will have to find another way home. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
698 Don't you just love Spring? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
699 You strike me as a very peaceful person. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
700 It was the nightingale, and not the lark that pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
701 This is what it feels like, when doves pry. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
702 So, how do you like Twitter's new drone service? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
703 Ah, your a Hitchcock fan 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
704 Are you wearing "Obsession"? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
705 Perhaps you could whistle a different tune. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
706 I think the bushes are a better option, Mr. Spicer. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
707 Do you sell the eggs? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
708 Hey, at least you're not pigeon toed. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
709 Still pro immigration? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
710 You could ask them to "Flock Off." 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
711 Some days you're the pigeon; others you're the statue. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
712 I just thought angry birds was a kids game 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
713 See what happens when you buy pheromones online? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
714 So this is how you get your news now? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
715 I'm pretty sure it's only two birds and one stone. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
716 I'm not the one who has gone to seed. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
717 Your Twitter feed is working really well. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
718 Bob? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
719 You okay, Tippi? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
720 No, I don't smoke. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
721 Henry, I told you that seedy looking outfit was for the birds 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
722 Your tweet's gone viral. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
723 What did you just tweet? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
724 That's what you get for excessive tweeting. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
725 I guess birds of a feather flock wherever. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
726 One tweet too many, Mr. Trump? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
727 You should try a gluten free diet. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
728 I told you that Dove soap smelled funny. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
729 Next time, brush the crumbs off. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
730 You know what your problem is? You don't share. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
731 I guess I'm not of that feather. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
732 Does this mean you're really popular on Twitter? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
733 How many retweets did you get? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
734 I told you that suit looked crumby. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
735 It says here that they're more afraid of you than you of them. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
736 But how do THEY know you're an ornithologist? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
737 Missed a day, huh? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
738 Despite the title, Harper Lee offers no suggestions. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
739 You and your tweeting. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
740 Okay. It says here that shouldn't be happening. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
741 Bookworm's over here, guys. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
742 Once a bee-keeper, always a bee keeper. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
743 Fashion week? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
744 How do you feel about chicken tonight? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
745 How many tuppence did you have?? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
746 Would you mind? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
747 If you only had a brain. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
748 That's some suet you've got on. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
749 Well .... you always claimed you were a chick magnet 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
750 You give too much of yourself. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
751 So you're saying they're your therapy pigeons? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
752 I told you that suit was looking a little seedy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
753 So you saw the movie. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
754 Are you listening to me? You seem distracted. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
755 What kind of popcorn is that again? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
756 They'll be gone by Labor Day. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
757 Frankly, I think it's because you look a bit seedy. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
758 What did you say your last name was, Alfred? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
759 That's why I stopped tweeting so much. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
760 Having a makeover, Cinderella? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
761 I, too, find you quite attractive! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
762 Have you ever been told that you bear a striking resemblance to Tippi Hedren? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
763 Tweeting is overrated in my book. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
764 I just say, 'Shoo!' 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
765 I take it those are all birds of a feather? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
766 I see you are still using Dove. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
767 We've told you s million times, Mr. President. You've GOT to stop tweeting! 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
768 Would you please just get the flock out of here! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
769 "For some reason I keep thinking "STOOL" pigeons. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
770 Can they remove Red Wine stains, too? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
771 Pigeon Whisperer? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
772 Enough with the tweeting! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
773 For the rich, they sing. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
774 Hope you're wearing white. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
775 So you end up getting total UV protection with the worm paste? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
776 Still better than flying United, you say? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
777 Let me know when you're ready for the cat. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
778 I'm telling you, it is the whole grain diet. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
779 Now might be a good time to impersonate a cat. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
780 Look, either pay attention, or I'm going to stop reading to you 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
781 Maybe you should tweet about this? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
782 You must be the one they call The Worm. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
783 Apparently there aren't spam filters for carrier pigeons 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
784 Maybe you should have ordered that Reuben on seedless rye. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
785 That's their seat. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
786 First time I've seen a pigeon porta potty. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
787 You might try a different dating app. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
788 Perhaps you should consider a new ringtone. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
789 Oh, Francis! I almost didn't recognize you!" 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
790 On the plus side, I hear being tarred and feathered is worse. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
791 Gosh, wait till I tell my wife I met Mr. Peanut! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
792 I told you the tweets would come back to bite you. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
793 Reading DuMaurier again? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
794 All right, Tippi, you can come out now. 1.2308 0.07522 65 56 3 6
795 "Its okay, she's gone". 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
796 Excuse me, the time? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
797 That must have been one hell of a tweet. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
798 Maybe you shouldn't be reading R. Crumb 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
799 I told you not to go outside wearing that crumby outfit. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
800 Don't you just hate it when the birds do that to you? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
801 There goes your bird's-eye view. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
802 Do you need any help, or are you covered? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
803 It says here that you've got a bevy, or a covey, or a dole...heck, you've got enough for a pie. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
804 I 've felt crummy since the election too. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
805 It's nice to be loved, isn't it ? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
806 The original tweetstorm. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
807 Are you listening to me? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
808 Don't move. You might scare them away! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
809 Well, this explains why you never see gingerbread men out and about. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
810 Do you have any more of that popcorn? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
811 Well, Yes, you do look statuesque! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
812 I'd suggest a dab of cat urine behind each ear. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
813 It smells nice but I didn't even know that Tippi Hedren had a perfume line. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
814 Would you please shut the flock up?! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
815 I would avoid reading To Kill a Mockingbird in this park. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
816 Now all they have to do is put you on a pedestal. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
817 I think we should contact the publisher because I don't see anything in the field guide about this. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
818 The sign said don't feed the birds. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
819 Are you sure this is part of the witness protection program? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
820 How do you keep the squirrels away? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
821 How's the cannabis bird seed working out? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
822 What were you reading? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
823 I've always said you have a way with birds 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
824 Exactly how long have you been waiting for the bus? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
825 If you bothered to move once in awhile this wouldn't happen. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
826 What are you, nuts? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
827 May I get you a cat? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
828 The name's Hitchcock. Alfred Hitchcock. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
829 It wasn't funny with squirrels, either. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
830 So you did break out of Alcatraz. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
831 What kind of bagel was that? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
832 You'd think they'd enjoy a bookworm every now and then. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
833 You may be overthinking the "bird in hand" theory. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
834 He sure gets a lot of retweets. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
835 I find throwing the seed on the ground a lot less painful. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
836 Shitty day, huh? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
837 Look's like Trump's not the only one who's been tweeting too much these days. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
838 I heard that you did some controversial research at the Cornell Ornithology Lab. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
839 You certainly are a chick magnet. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
840 Come on, you're the one who suggested Hitchcock. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
841 I see you've gone to seed. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
842 Sorry, not one recipe for squab. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
843 Crappy day? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
844 Sooner or later, Fred, you're gonna want a regular post office box. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
845 They caught you, Gingerbread Man. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
846 So much for the friendly skies. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
847 Don't even think this will get you out of doing the dishes tonight. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
848 I tell you I'm looking at it right now! Largest number of BEES, yes. Birds... Nothing 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
849 Look at it this way, your windshield is probably OK. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
850 Your tweets are kind of distracting. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
851 Reading another Hitchcock book I see. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
852 What's your secret? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
853 Peace be with you. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
854 I've always wondered where white doves released at weddings go ! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
855 Point taken, but I still prefer 'Psycho.' 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
856 I believe there's a pecking order. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
857 Face it, you're flocked. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
858 Would you mind getting the flock out of here? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
859 See. I was using "literally" correctly when I said you are literally the seediest guy I know. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
860 I'm listening a Peter Gabriel album. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
861 That's gotta be worth at least 72 in the bush. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
862 That's why I read and don't tweet. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
863 Nice suet you're wearing. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
864 You're the one who didn't want a dog. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
865 I told you that parfum d'oiseau was a strange name for an after-shave. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
866 You know, Ted, you should really try to go gluten-free. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
867 Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread ma- 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
868 Well, Happy Birdday!! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
869 Have you considered a wall? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
870 I think your tweet just went viral. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
871 So many birds, so little time, huh? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
872 I don't think your situation calls for passive resistance 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
873 All the bees just left with the last guy. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
874 Hey Buddy, I think you need to establish a pecking order. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
875 Ben and Jerry's release of 'Bird Food'...vanilla, peanut butter and sunflowers seeds." 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
876 Looks like you have a lot of unread tweets in your feed. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
877 Some days you're the bird, some days you're the worm. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
878 "No, I don't believe I saw that Hitchcock movie. Why do you ask? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
879 Doesn't one usually sprinkle the birdseed on the ground? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
880 Forrest? Maybe it's time to put away the box of chocolates. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
881 I've never before heard of someone practicing to be a statue. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
882 Guess you've been here before? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
883 That suet fits you nicely. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
884 Would you prefer I read this aloud in pidgin English? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
885 I told you to stop using the new Dove Love body lotion!! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
886 "Do you mind . . . ? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
887 Fred, you're letting yourself go to seed. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
888 Are you wearing the Eau de Pain again? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
889 I never used to believe in pheromones either 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
890 Nice to see you, Ms. Hedren. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
891 You say your name is Tippy Hedren? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
892 "You've got mail". 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
893 I told you that you were looking a little seedy. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
894 Here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet tweet…. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
895 How's work at the bakery? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
896 Aren't you that guy on Celebrity Pigeon Coop? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
897 So what exactly does an ornithologist do? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
898 Man, I never get any attention 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
899 That Eau De Sesame is sure strong! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
900 You give a whole new meaning to the phrase "gone to seed." 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
901 Yes, Mr. Spicer, this is far more effective than some measly bushes. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
902 Who does your laundry? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
903 It's one of the possible side effects of that new medication. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
904 I thought only lawyers swarmed like that. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
905 You should you consider going gluten free. Worked for me. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
906 It's not you. Someone just likes to draw birds. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
907 Amazingly good return on your tuppence. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
908 Who knew Trump kept birdseed under that thing? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
909 Perhaps it's time to consider laying off the Twitter. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
910 So how's your day today? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
911 Maybe you shouldn't wear the 'Team Exxon Valdez' t-shirt outdoors. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
912 Can you shut the flock up please, I'm trying to read here! 1.2167 0.07916 60 53 1 6
913 Bread crumb disguise is certainly working 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
914 It's about Alfred Hitchcock. Why do you ask? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
915 Any ideas for your next movie, Alfred? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
916 So, how's the bird pheromone business? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
917 OK, now call the white-throated sparrow. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
918 It says here to stop whistling after ONE bluebird on your shoulder. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
919 It says here you should never do that particular bird call during mating season. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
920 Sir, your shoelace is untied. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
921 She clearly said 'tuppence a bag' -but no; you had to be the big shot and give her six pence. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
922 So when did you get released from Alcatraz? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
923 They found you on the Internet. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
924 That certainly was an impressive bird call. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
925 Reading some R. Crumb? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
926 I was going to warn you about those birds. They were all over me yesterday. That's why I'm sitting over here. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
927 "Your genie must've misunderstood 'chick magnet'". 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
928 I ascribe to "believe it and you can be it", but you're over the top with that worm impersonation. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
929 Are you okay, Mr. Capistrano? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
930 This tweeting is getting out of control. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
931 Says here they're pigeons 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
932 Should I call for a hawk? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
933 You're tweeting too much. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
934 I don't want to be a jerk but there's a four pigeon limit. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
935 No, it's with bears when you are supposed to stay very still. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
936 Wanna buy a cat? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
937 Have you tried giving up gluten? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
938 Where'd you get the three-piece suet? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
939 Let me guess. You're wearing a seedsucker suit. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
940 You're getting better at hiding, Sean Spicer. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
941 It says here to just ignore them and they'll go away. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
942 You gonna eat that popcorn? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
943 Maybe you've given peace too much of a chance. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
944 Mr Hitchcock, I have this idea for a movie. About Birds. People will love it. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
945 Do you think you could be my wing man tonight? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
946 I'd say two minutes before you're covered in something else. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
947 So what cologne are you wearing? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
948 If you sit too still, they think you're a statue. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
949 Sure, sure. . .but are you THE Alfred Hitchcock? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
950 Jim, you might want to back off on that sunflower oil aftershave. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
951 You need a cat. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
952 Hashtag been there. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
953 The last guy's loaf was gluten-free. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
954 I'm more of a cat guy. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
955 You're flocked. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
956 friends from Alcatraz ? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
957 Seems like your guano business has really taken flight. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
958 The book is always better than the movie. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
959 Gesundheit. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
960 Dude, just tuppence a bag. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
961 That's strange; they usually wait until you're dead. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
962 It's a more agreeable look than your autumnal squirrel fetish. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
963 So this stranger on a train says to me, "I think you have vertigo." Then the lady vanishes. What a psycho. So, what's your deal? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
964 I think I'd rather do fur. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
965 The sky is falling. What did you expect ? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
966 Are you sure they attract women? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
967 It's the gluten, I'm telling you. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
968 I know they're endangered, but you're starting to look kind of iffy yourself. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
969 Don't worry you have Obamacare ! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
970 I did ask you to stop whistling! 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
971 It happens every time MOMA kicks off the season with a Hitchcock retrospective. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
972 Have you ever seen that Alfred Hitchcock movie, North by Northwest? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
973 Dr. Dolittle, I presume? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
974 You look like a bird person. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
975 I think the author is really pigeonholing himself. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
976 I used to have a camel hair suit myself. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
977 I told you that was a seedy-looking suit. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
978 I told you not to play "Angry Birds" here. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
979 Be glad they aren't vultures. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
980 Karma's a bitch, isn't it, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
981 Do you come here often? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
982 I think you should have a fidget spinner 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
983 What happens when the bird food's gone? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
984 That's why I don't tweet anymore. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
985 You must be quite statuesque 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
986 Get a cat. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
987 With me, its usually cats. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
988 You know the one, it was directed by Hitchcock. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
989 You must smell fowl! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
990 Just out of Alcatraz? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
991 I told you not to wear that seedy suit! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
992 I imagine you stepped up to a premium seed. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
993 I guess it's OK as long as you don't feel your're getting flocked. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
994 I use "Eau de Falcon" ! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
995 As an ornithologist, do you take your work home very often? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
996 I'm a ventriloquist who's quite good at bird calls 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
997 I LOVED Michael Keaton in that! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
998 Do you like birds? 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
999 It says here that birds evolved from small raptors, 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1000 Good thing you're not hiding in the bush 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1001 ya know my cousin had birds 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1002 Pardon my asking, but are you Franciscan? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1003 You got their attention. Now what? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1004 Well, I suppose it's better than flying United. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1005 It's probably a good thing you don't feed sharks. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1006 Yes, "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock. Ever heard of it? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1007 I've never had that many Re-Tweets before 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1008 You are sitting in Alfred Hitchcock's spot. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1009 Stop tweeting! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1010 Nice pecs 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1011 Twitter notifications never used to be a problem. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1012 You found a bottle of Tippi Hedren's perfume on E-bay? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1013 I think they have mistaken you for Alfred Hitchcock. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1014 I thought bird-watching would be harder when you're near-sighted. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1015 I thought you were going to do Vertigo today. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1016 Simple, just turn off your twitter feed. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1017 Feeling a little peckish? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1018 I still prefer a good book over tweets. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1019 Would you like to hear my bird calls again? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1020 So, Francis, where'd you say you're from? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1021 I'm trying to read here. Will you just flock off ? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1022 So it all started with a single tweet? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1023 Are you okay under there? I can't tell if those are angry birds or you're tweeting. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1024 It must be nice to know you've been missed. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1025 Looks like you got your full two-pence worth with that bag. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1026 Remember -- tuppence a day, and no more. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1027 You shouldn't even dream about perfecting an eagle mating call. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1028 I could be wrong, but I don't think that's how Twitter works. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1029 It's better you hear it from a friend: I think you've let your body go to seed. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1030 Francis? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1031 I told you to be more careful with your tweets 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1032 Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the birdseed 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1033 You say you're about to cast the new Hitchcock film? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1034 That's why I don't get my news from Twitter these days. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1035 Are you Dale, from Craigslist? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1036 They come every afternoon to hear me read "The Birds" out loud to them. 1.2105 0.07811 57 50 2 5
1037 You need to move more. They think you're a statue. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1038 So Mr. Capistrano, you say this happens every year? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1039 Maybe it's time to go a little easy on that all-quinoa diet 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1040 It's about the need we all have to flit in. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1041 Here, kitty kitty. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1042 Your cologne is for the birds! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1043 Looks like dove at first sight. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1044 When you said you were pigeon-holed, I thought you meant at work. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1045 It says here you're flocked. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
1046 I'm afraid you've gone to seed. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
1047 You're in the cheep seat. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1048 See, that's why I don't like like Twitter. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1049 The chia suit idea appeared so promising on Kickstarter. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1050 A bird flash-mob!! The rumors are true! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1051 I always carry a book so I won't get bothered. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1052 That's why I quit using Twitter. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1053 So you say it's an organic fabric made from Sunflower Seeds? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1054 I think your tweet just went viral. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1055 Is this what they mean when they say you are trending on Twitter? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1056 ..It looks as though you've pigeon-holed yourself.. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1057 Impressive bird call. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1058 Alfred Hitchcock would be impressed. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1059 You're not from around here, are you? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1060 And you grew this following organically? 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1061 Better you than me. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1062 Next time don't feed the birds. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1063 I see Pence beat you to the bushes this time. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1064 Don't blame me--I didn't recommend the sesame seed bagel. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
1065 Was that a french fry in your pocket? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1066 They like you. They really like you. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1067 You know, there's an app for that -- it's called a cat. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1068 I see your tweets are generating plenty of attention. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1069 I said, "You're really going to seed, fella." 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1070 Are those artisanal breadcrumbs? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1071 So, how's life at the top of the pecking order working for you? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1072 Francis? Is that you? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1073 I think you would really hit it off with this cat lady I know. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1074 You should cut down on your carbs. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1075 I used to feed them too. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1076 How are you feeling, Larry? You seem a bit fowl today. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1077 Henpecked? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1078 I had the same problem until I stopped using Twitter 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1079 Maybe the organic, gluten-free, plant-based lotion was not a good idea. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1080 No, I think you CAN over interpret a Met Gala theme. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1081 I think you should have sprinkled on the ground Sir. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1082 Hey I guess you could say that this is a pretty hawkward moment 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1083 And I thought the mosquitoes were bad. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1084 I'm guessing they're Homo Pigeons. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1085 Try not to move. They can sense fear. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1086 There may not be chicks in there, but you sure are a magnet. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1087 Juan Capistrano dreaded the annual return of the swallows. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1088 I hear that they are replacing the drug sniffing dogs. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1089 Jonathan Livingston Seagull, I presume. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1090 This new dating app is for the birds. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1091 It's your flocking problem, not mine. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1092 I believe you took their seat. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1093 Tippi Hedron was really your grandmother? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1094 You must be a regular. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1095 Rethinking the plan to work as a living statue? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1096 You're right, bird watching is more fun than reading. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1097 To tell the truth, I thought you were a statue, too. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1098 Climate change is reshaping the entire corpus of urban birding. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1099 Next time you may want to bring seedless grapes. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1100 You might want to lighten up on the quinoa. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1101 They want me to come fly with them. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1102 Was it something you tweeted? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1103 They were out of onion so I got you sesame seed instead. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1104 Just a thought, don't get the poppy seed bagels take-out. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1105 I just don't know how New Yorkers live like this. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1106 They have cell phones now you know...... 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1107 What the peck?! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1108 I warned you not to open that can of worms! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1109 Wow. Now that's the kind of sleep I need. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1110 That's why I don't sit on that end of the bench. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1111 Is this Hitchcock or Assisi? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1112 Shame about the suit. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1113 Perhaps channeling Julie Andrews and singing "Feed the Birds" isn't such a good idea. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1114 In San Juan Capistrano the focus is more on nesting and mating, but here in New York it's a more people centered event. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1115 Wow, birds of a feather really do flock together. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1116 Maybe you should get a cat. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1117 You look a little peckish. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1118 I have a 10% off dry cleaning coupon, if that will help. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
1119 I told you the sea salt bread crumbs would go over well. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1120 Oh, 'To Catch a Mockingbird', but it isn't like you think. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1121 I told you not to tweet so much, Mr. President. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1122 Okay. Real quick, here's the end. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1123 Stop sending out Tweets. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1124 So what's it really like in Witness Protection? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1125 What kind of cologne is it? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1126 I think you've been retweeted. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1127 You must be new around here, the birds in this park demand at least 20% of every bagel. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1128 When I said you were for the birds, I didn't think they'd hear me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1129 I never really understood that movie. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1130 I guess that's one way to avoid being served a subpoena Mr. Flynn. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1131 That is why I never read Hitchcock at the park. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1132 New to Capistrano? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1133 This book is less intriguing than I hoped. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1134 They heard you were flying south for the winter. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1135 There's no such thing as a "pigeon whisperer." 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1136 If I'd have known, I'd have lent you some of my tar. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1137 I think they like you. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1138 At least it's not locust. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1139 It may be easier if you just hide in the bushes. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1140 Dude, just twitch! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1141 Ever thought about getting a cat? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1142 I know it's more secure than email, but this is what you get when someone hits "reply all." 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1143 You sure you don't need a napkin? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1144 That's quite a bird call you have there. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1145 Tuppence for your thoughts. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1146 When they've finished eating, can I have your recipe? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1147 I didn't know pigeons were birds of prey. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1148 Rest in peace 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1149 Want to borrow my Audubon? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1150 Yes, the book is more realistic than the movie. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1151 Ya know, I often wondered what that expression meant, when the pigeons come home to roost. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1152 Talk about a chick magnet. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1153 So, you're a pigeon whisperer? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1154 Have you thought about getting a cat? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1155 Actually, I prefer Vertigo. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1156 Open audition, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1157 Alcatraz, you say? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1158 Avian Flu? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1159 Oh, I don't have to be unattractive to the pigeons. I just have to be less attractive than you. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1160 So,... how's your lunch? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1161 I guess you were right about being pure-bread. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1162 I wish Hitchcock could see this. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1163 Francis? Is that you? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1164 What's for lunch? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1165 I told you that suit made you look seedy. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1166 You might want to change your ringtone. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1167 Vultures are everywhere these days. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1168 Shall I continue reading? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1169 I haven't seen much of you lately. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1170 The book says you need to get a cat. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1171 I always said you were statuesque. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1172 Getting a lot of tweets this morning? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1173 I've never been a Hitchcock fan. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1174 Isn't it time you tried to put Alcatraz behind you ? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1175 This reminds me of a movie... you know that one, 'The' something-or-other? It'll come to me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1176 Wouldn't you know it: there's a seedy character in my book too. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1177 Anything new with you? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1178 It's why I don't read seedy material in the park. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1179 Saint Francis made it look easier. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1180 I think the angry birds found a pokemon. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1181 I'm more of a rat person. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1182 You have that new car smell. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1183 I told you the breadcrumb dress was a mistake, Ms. Gaga. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1184 Do you want to hear the rest of the story? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1185 Do you regret stealing the eggs? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1186 Here you go, found a great fast receipt for squab. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1187 You're literally for the birds! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1188 So you're saying the only reason they return to Capistrano every year is to hang out with you? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1189 Maybe life isn't a box of chocolates after all. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1190 So this is what happens when the city removes all the Confederate statues. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1191 Daphne DuMaurier. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1192 You're just going to love Venice. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1193 What Peace organization do you belong to? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1194 Escape from Alcatraz? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1195 No, I think that one's a spotted towhee. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1196 Tweet if you need anything! 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1197 So it's climate change, right? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1198 I take it that you decided to fly Seth for the winter this year? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1199 Carl was always finding new ways to win at Hide and Seek. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1200 Oh, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1201 Stop teasing and give them the damn food already. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1202 Tell me again about the wonders of hemp clothing. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1203 To be fair he did look a little seedy. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1204 It says here you have too much flaxseed in your diet. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1205 What are they whispering now? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1206 And they call me the bookworm. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1207 Sorry, all the tweets in the world aren't going to get me to vote for you. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1208 What's the word. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1209 I feel ignored. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1210 Looks like you got a lot of tweets. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1211 I told you bird seed clothes weren't like hemp clothes. You never wanna listen, dude... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1212 It's no sin to discourage a mockingbird. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
1213 It says here that without regular exercise, your body will go to seed. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1214 I understand the embarrassment, but I think you would we better hiding in the bushes. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
1215 And how were you tarred? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1216 The tweeting has really gotten out of control. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1217 Life is like a box of-- 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1218 Next time bring a book...these birds hate books. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1219 Is this like goat yoga? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1220 ''A 'bird in the hand' is one thing, but that is ridiculous!" 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1221 Spicey, is that you buried under all those tweets? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1222 I think there's a problem with the second act, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1223 This bench is all that's left of their original habitat.... 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
1224 Honestly, I'd say I'm more of a cat person. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1225 Maybe they shouldn't have taken down the Jefferson Davis statue. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1226 It’s a problem with clothing made from hemp. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1227 Did you get a picture of that accident between the glue and popcorn trucks? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1228 "You say, you're from Alcatraz". 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1229 Yo, St. Francis, you gonna clean up after them? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1230 Murmuration of Empty Nesters 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1231 This is what happens when you send tweets all day. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1232 Your white proso millet is clearly more than so-so. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1233 You obviously have worms. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1234 You should lay off the carbs 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1235 I tried to tell you to just feed them day old bread. No but you had to put peanut butter on it... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1236 I have a bird feeder at home. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1237 Is it itchy? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1238 So how does it feel to be a private citizen again, Mr. Comey? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1239 That's exactly the reason I quit Twitter 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1240 Just to be clear: Are you telling me that you are 100% absolutely, positively sure, that the next bus stops at Capistrano? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1241 Papageno? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1242 Actually, my favorite was Psycho. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1243 So nice to meet you, Ms. Hedren. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1244 ...and I thought I got picked on. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1245 You have a Bay with Wirds 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1246 I prefer to read tweets the old fashioned way. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1247 I had the same problem when I wore my tweet suit 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1248 Spilled more maple syrup this morning? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1249 I can't believe the aviary makes you bring your work home. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1250 ...or you could just READ about them. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1251 No - I said 'flock off.' 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1252 You should be more careful with your tweet. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1253 This happens whenever I'm on Twitter feed. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1254 Alfred Hitchcock....is that you? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1255 Wow it must suck to be a Gingerbread Man. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1256 I think there's a better way to start a Twitter feed. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1257 That's why I went gluten free. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1258 You're trending. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1259 What do you think of the movement to remove historic statues? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1260 Any ideas for your next project, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1261 This isn't the first time I've regretted my Tweets. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1262 Do you still want me to renew your PETA membership? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1263 Who are you wearing? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1264 We get it Gabe, you're a chick magnet. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1265 Chick magnet. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1266 My Tweets never get that many Likes... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1267 Because I don't have birdseed all over my clothes. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1268 You said you were a cat person. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1269 You must be high up the pecking order. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1270 :"Try sneezing" 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1271 Coast is clear, Jim. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1272 If you don't move around they think you're a statue. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1273 You're just a chirp off the old block. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1274 It's by du Maurier. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1275 I used to wear hemp. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1276 Why don't you just hide behind a newspaper? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1277 I liked it better when you thought you were Spider Man. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1278 Still having problems with your twitter feed Bob? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1279 Actually it's a kit. A kit of pigeons. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1280 For God's sake, just stop tweeting!! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1281 ...and for that matter, I don't believe in global warming either. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1282 I deleted my Twitter account. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1283 I told you to stop tweeting so much. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1284 Did you say you tweet a lot ? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1285 Been sitting there long? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1286 I'm sorry I would help but I'm pretending I don't see you. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1287 You know, I'm just thinking that what ya' got there is worth about 40 in the bush. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1288 Excuse me. Do you happen to know what time it is? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1289 I hear Hitchcock is making a movie out of this Daphne du Maurer story. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1290 Son, this concludes the birds part, now let's talk about the bees. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1291 Maybe you should stop tweeting. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1292 So this is the flocked suit you were talking about? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1293 Better landings than droppings 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1294 Whatever you're wearing must be 'for the birds' 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1295 They post those signs for a reason, Malcolm. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1296 It says here that pigeons are pack hunters. Did you know that? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1297 So how long did you know Tippi Hedren? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1298 Practicing bird calls can be tricky. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1299 Are you finished with the sports section yet, St. Francis ? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1300 The correct name for them is "rock dove." 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1301 Maybe in your case statuesque is not a euphemism . 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1302 Good morning, my fine-feathered friend! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1303 Next time throw the crumbs further. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1304 Why do all the chicks flock to him? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1305 Your last tweet struck a nerve. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1306 Why yes, I do know of a good drycleaner in the neighborhood. Why do you ask? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1307 Been out of Alcatraz long? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1308 No, I don't think it makes you look fat. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1309 Maybe it's not the worst thing to be lower on the pecking order. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1310 Have you ever thought of not tweeting? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1311 I warned you not to dress up like a cavalry officer. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1312 Help, help, help!!! They think I have Hamilton tickets. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1313 You're wife is gone. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1314 It could be bird flu... Is it hard to swallow? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1315 What the hell are you reading? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1316 So, you enjoyed St. Mark's. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1317 Says here that birds are naturally attracted to hemp 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1318 So I hear that you invented a version of catnip that works on birds. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1319 Mr. President, you literally sent a bad tweet. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1320 I used to eat my lunch in the park, too ... now I just read. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1321 Is that you Alfred ? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1322 Bernie? Is that you? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1323 And again, nice talking with you Mr. Redenbacher. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1324 You feed the pigeons here often, do you? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1325 You've got a little mustard.. No.... to your left.. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1326 YOU ARE DEFINITELY FOR THE BIRDS!!! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1327 I told you that Chia suit was a bad idea! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1328 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1329 I'm just saying it's a lot to go through for a thorough exfoliation. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1330 Morning tweet-storm? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1331 Still shopping at Costco? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1332 So, how's your day going? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1333 So is it the seed butter itself that's the sun block? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1334 It's something to do with the pecking order. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1335 I said rolled oats not roll in oats 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1336 Peanut cologne? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1337 Says here it's not likely to be fatal, but some of the side effects sound nasty... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1338 I can totally relate. I'm a chick magnet. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1339 Forrest, I know birdseed is cheap and healthy, but if you had a box of chocolates, maybe these damn birds would leave you alone! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1340 I think you've spoiled them, Dad. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1341 A feather for your thoughts! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1342 What's the pecking order? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1343 I take it they liked your tweet? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1344 Yes, the park could use a few more statues. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1345 I'm not sure if I should ask, but have you seen the Hitchcock movie ? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1346 You should be proud, most entrepreneurs never have a successful seeding round. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1347 I asked you three times to stop singing Free Bird. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1348 Forrest, close the box. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1349 I told you that book is for the birds! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1350 It says here, this is one of the possible effects of climate change. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1351 Dammit, Henry, stop tweeting. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1352 Actually, I recognised you from the picture in the dust jacket 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1353 I still support you. But ease up on the tweets. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1354 So how was it working for Hitchcock? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1355 Tippi Hedron was really your grandmother? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1356 It's hell, being Mr. Peanut. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1357 I stopped attracting birds when I went gluten free. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1358 You shouldn't have provoked them. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1359 I bet you'd kill for a nice phone booth right about now. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1360 When you prayed for a magnetic personality, how specific were you? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1361 Things going south for you too? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1362 Says here keep still or you'll spook them! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1363 This neighborhood is really going to the birds. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1364 Have you thought about getting a cat? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1365 It says here sunblock with peanut oil offers an extra layer of protection. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1366 Didn't you just testify before Congress? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1367 You're supposed to uh, throw the bread 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1368 Ok, here she comes. Just act like a tree. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1369 You know Hal, I think that pheromone cologne you bought is for the birds. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1370 That's quite the magic trick! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1371 Chick magnet. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1372 So, when were you released from alcatraz? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1373 You've gone to seed, Herb. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1374 This cook book has a good recipe for pigeon pie. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1375 They're just looking for seed money. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1376 Of course, if they get desperate, they'll eat any old thing 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1377 I'm reading this great book by Alfred Hitchcock, have you heard of it? 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
1378 Of course, everyone gets the title’s metaphor but they underestimate To Kill a Mockingbird’s literal potential. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1379 Mr. Hitchcock, so nice to meet you! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1380 Well, I assumed it was because no one else voted for the bird sanctuary. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1381 I thought flocking was for Christmas trees. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1382 I heard it's good luck if one poops on you. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1383 What will it take to get you to stop tweeting? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1384 A bird in the hand, is better than 75 eating you. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1385 That's what you get for wearing a hemp seed jacket. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1386 I was not aware you could receive your tweets hard copy. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1387 So, Harry, what else is new? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1388 You know I have you pigeonholed as a bird lover. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1389 Go flock yourself. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1390 Do you mind? I'm trying to read. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1391 At $1.99 I think that bird whistle was a steal. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1392 It says they're Cedar Waxwings. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1393 As I believe I noted before we left home, Eau de Croissant was not the ideal perfume choice. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1394 I SO wish that would would happen whenever HE tweets... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1395 That’s not how you get your wings. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1396 I'd say your patent pending your bird whistle is a good idea. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1397 Dammit, I'm trying read here! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1398 At least they're not bats. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1399 Interesting variation on the whole chia pet thing. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1400 Watcha readin'? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1401 So stop talking pigeon English! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1402 I expect that will be your last dumb-ass tweet. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1403 Kinda poetic, Alfred, don't you think ? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1404 What's all the flap about? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1405 I closed my twitter account. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1406 They don't take to everybody. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1407 You been sleeping in that silo again? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1408 I haven't seen this many tweets since Donald Trump's first week as President. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1409 Are you an editor? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1410 Having run out of bushes to hide in, Sean Spicer gets creative. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1411 That's why I stopped doing bird calls. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1412 I'm trying to read. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1413 How is your pheromone therapy going? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1414 They like you. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1415 Percy's 'chick magnet' scheme went horribly awry. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1416 I use the guy at 72nd Street who will brush the crumbs off you for a dollar. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1417 I tweeted you were Trump. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1418 You are alive, aren't you? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1419 You've finally gone to seed. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1420 I think your endless tweeting has gone too far. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1421 So, how's that taco? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1422 Song of six pence, or pocket full of rye? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1423 Well, you'd have time for books too if you gave up your Twitter feed. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1424 So what's this new tick control you were telling me about? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1425 Jesus. Now what's he tweeting? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1426 Well, apart from the sesame seeds, how did you enjoy your bagel? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1427 Your twitter account has a lot of followers. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1428 You're not supposed to feed the birds. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1429 That's why they're called lovebirds! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1430 The recipe calls for 100 park pigeons. I only count 50. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1431 At least you are not pigeon toed. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1432 That happened to me when I was reading ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1433 Yes, that's worth more than two in the bush. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1434 I think they have a message for you. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1435 So statuesque! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1436 How is that nut and berry diet working? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1437 And what makes you such a big flocking deal? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1438 I think you're taking this Hitchcock thing a bit too far. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1439 I'm not sure playing dead is the way to go here. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1440 Have you considered meeting your friend inside? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1441 Mullet, NOT millet! The Times declared it summer of the mullet! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1442 Want me to explain how crowd funding actually works? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1443 Not a good day for edible underwear 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
1444 What's that, like 50 in the bush? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1445 No, no - I said his name is Saeed. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1446 That must have been a controversial tweet 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1447 Sure Tippi, I'd recognize you anywhere! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1448 Now that you mention it, I am feeling a little peckish. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1449 So, how's the new job at the fish market working out? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1450 Does this mean you have a pre-existing condition? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1451 They might not be stool pigeons, but they'll still blow your cover. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1452 You really need to stop hanging around those seedy nightclubs. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1453 I TOLD you not to use peanut-butter based sun block! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1454 You're obviously at the top of the pecking order. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1455 You must give me the name of your dry cleaners 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1456 Do not feed the birds. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1457 Yes, I can recommend a good dry cleaner. Why? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1458 Did you change your after shave? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1459 Sean, Sean Spicer, is that you? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1460 Excuse me, ma'am. Is that Comme des Garcons you're wearing with those sensible black shoes? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1461 You certainly have a way with birds, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1462 Gesundheit. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1463 Yes, that is a very impressive bird call! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1464 I saw a bag of bird seeds. My ex-wife was coming this way. What else should I have done? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1465 So you're a bird whisper? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1466 One is a symbol of peace, many of war. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1467 Moisturizing with suet again? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1468 I'd be careful about cutting back their feed... 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1469 Perhaps it's the tweed. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1470 You do look statuesque 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1471 There's this thing called a bird feeder. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1472 I said: IT'S DIFFICULT TO CONCENTRATE WITH ALL THE CHIRPING! 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1473 Poppins, is that you?! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1474 I'm beginning to suspect fowl play. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1475 I told you that Super Seed salad was a bad idea. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1476 Wow, when my sister said she married the 'Bird Whisperer,' I thought she was cuckoo ... 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1477 This is why I'm not on Twitter. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1478 I guess you really are going to seed. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1479 They must like your tweets. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1480 you call that a disguise! not discreet man... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1481 Thought of getting a cat? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1482 I see that your twitter feed has a lot of followers. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1483 It says here to act like a cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1484 Well, I'd say your new bird call works. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1485 I think your wolf-whistle needs work. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1486 You think l'm next? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1487 It must be your new cologne. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1488 Your laundry bill is how much? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1489 I see Trump's awake. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1490 Still hiding 'among' the pigeons, Mr. Spicer? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1491 The sign said don't feed the birds. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1492 Dad, stop tweeting. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1493 Did I tell you I have a rash? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1494 This would make a great movie! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1495 Look at the bright side. It's your statuesque beauty that attracts them. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1496 I guess your tweets have been answered. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1497 They won't bother you if you don't give them tweets. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1498 I guess three piece suet wasn't a typo. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1499 Would you happen to have the time 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1500 You related to Tippi Hedren? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1501 No, I never watched much Hitchcock. You? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1502 I always knew you were a seedy character. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1503 Birds of a feather stick together. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1504 Quick, wiggle your toes so they don't think you’re a statue! 1.1765 0.07774 51 46 1 4
1505 You were right, Tad, that flax seed oil works great as a natural sunscreen. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1506 Can you tweet somewhere else? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1507 That's what you get for acting like a nut" 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1508 I thought you were nuts, but this proves it. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1509 Technically, you're still feeding them. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1510 Have you got a pen? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1511 You've been tweeting too much. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1512 Tweeting again? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1513 Sorry, performance art just seems weird. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1514 I shouldn't have called you "seedy..." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1515 That is why I stopped feeding them. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1516 Costs a bit more than a tuppence, eh? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1517 Jim, I always thought your politics were for the birds. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1518 Ever thought about taking a break from tweeting? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1519 You really should market that bird seed. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1520 I'm reading a book, what are you doing? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1521 How long have you been tweeting? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1522 You're up early, Mr. Worm! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1523 Personally, I prefer bathing. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1524 I've heard of being pigeonholed, but this is ridiculous! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1525 No, I don't agree that covering yourself with birdlime and breadcrumbs 'Blows St. Francis out of the water'. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1526 I prefer sunscreen. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1527 Didn't I tell you this would happen? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1528 Its time you stopped calling this your performance-art piece. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1529 Hasn't happened since I went gluten-free. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1530 Ah, no thanks, I'm not hungry. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1531 Do you have the time? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1532 I said get the flock out of here... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1533 No, I'm all right. Just don't make any sudden moves. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1534 Looks like you are in a peck of trouble! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1535 well, they are "of a feather"... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1536 Let go of the bread! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1537 They say it's not a good idea to feed the birds 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1538 Oh my. He' s got worms. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1539 No, I prefer commercial sunscreen. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1540 Well you do sort of resemble a statue of a Civil War general. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1541 Do you have much trouble with squirrels? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1542 They heard you were the drummer for Flock of Seagulls 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1543 You smell like bread crumbs. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1544 Nice suet. Where'd you get it? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1545 Is it as bad as being hen pecked? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1546 I've read about you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1547 Potato chips. You can't blame the birds if they want more than one. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1548 Looks like there will soon be a statue of you in this park. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1549 Pigeons? There are no pigeons. You're crazy. Fake news! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1550 My pregnant wife is going through a nesting phase too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1551 Just tell 'em "flock off". 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1552 Like I said, you’re an emotional statue. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1553 Still trending on Twitter? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1554 Would you go somewhere else, all that tweeting is driving me nuts! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1555 Isn't it wonderful how nature comes alive in the Spring? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1556 I told you to stop tweeting. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1557 So, they heard about your Hamilton tickets? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1558 Step 3: if you haven't already, remove suet from your pockets. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1559 I actually preferred Duran Duran. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1560 Have you considered adopting a cat....? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1561 Tippi, is that you? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1562 Your gravitational force is off the scale today. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1563 Worth 72 in the bush 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1564 Oh no, Mr Bread! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1565 So, Alfred, got any ideas for your next movie? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1566 So is it a sin to kill a mockingbird? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1567 Geez, Tom, you've really gone to seed. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1568 By Jove, I too, am feeling a bit peckish! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1569 Sorry, I thought they had been baked into a pie. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1570 You might want to stop eating granola bars. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1571 I always thought you looked very statuesque. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1572 Have you considered what comes after the feeding? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1573 Not to worry, they'll be migrating north in about two weeks. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1574 Why not just give them the popcorn? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1575 And just like that, Sean was gone and the interview was over....... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1576 I hope you won't be tempted to feed the porcupines! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1577 So you must be the Birdman of Gramercy Park. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1578 You should really stop using that organic birdseed exfoliator. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1579 Mitch? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1580 So how long have you been out of Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1581 Pardon me, but aren't you Tippi Hedren? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1582 You must be made of dough. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1583 Bird flu season, eh. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1584 Not a bird in the sky today Fred. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1585 You're supposed to throw the rice 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1586 I'd change my deodorant if I were you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1587 The next recommendation is to get a cat. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1588 You say this happens every so often Mr. Capistrano? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1589 It seems they find you statuesque. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1590 Michael Keaton? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1591 Wow, that was some birdcall. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1592 Dove skin care is so hot right now. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1593 Quite a chickadee magnet you are! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1594 Now that ransomware has destroyed our phones, carrier pigeon is the only way to go. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1595 Wait till they all have to go to the bathroom. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1596 I'd say your tweet has gone viral. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1597 Weren't you in that Hitchcock movie? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1598 You never saw that Hitchcock film, did ya? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1599 That's the trouble with meditating in the park. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1600 Don't be so smug, I think the Hamilton statue is just as popular. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1601 The salesperson said it would make me a real chick magnet. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1602 Let me guess where you are in the pecking order. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1603 To be seed and not heard. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1604 You should have stopped tweeting when you had the chance. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1605 You're actually not supposed to feed the birds. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1606 You've totally gone to seed, man. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1607 Would you and your pals mind moving to another bench? I'm trying to read. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1608 Pardon me. May I find you a cat? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1609 Still need that tuppence? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1610 You are a real chick magnet. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1611 This book has me all a flutter too. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1612 Then she told me that she was a big Alfred Hitchcock fan, and I knew it'd never work out between us. His films are just too implausible! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1613 Well, they aren't chicks, but you're certainly a magnet. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1614 So how long have you been out of Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1615 Just like me, they long to be close to you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1616 Did you know Alfred Hitchcock made a movie about bird 'Flash Mobs?' 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1617 No avian flu shot, huh? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1618 You have a seed stuck in your teeth 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1619 Quick!! Get off Twitter, Mr. President!!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1620 I guess they finally caught up with the Gingerbread Man. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1621 They're pigeons. You dropped them some crumbs six months ago, they love you forever. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1622 How's that peanut butter based skin lotion working for you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1623 I see that Trump's flights of fancy are rapidly adding up. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1624 Check your retweet settings. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1625 You can't hide from your problems that way. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1626 You've got some work to do before you're a chick magnet. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1627 Shall I continue? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1628 You ever read this? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1629 I told you not to pull out your fidget spinner. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1630 Is everything still satisfactual? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1631 It doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore, does it? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1632 So how was your time in Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1633 Angel investors with seed capital. What did you expect? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1634 Give a bird a crumb, you feed him for a day...Teach a bird to make bread...I think you can see where I'm going with this. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1635 No, an asshole would have said "feeling peckish?" I merely commented "dovely day out." 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1636 Still feeling impeccable? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1637 No, but I saw the movie. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1638 Personally, I use DEET to keep off ticks. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1639 My mom always said life was like a box of Dove's...chocolates. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1640 Step 2: "Whistle a happy tune." 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1641 After all, they are the indigenous population. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1642 I know how it is. I was once in a boy band, myself. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1643 Do they come back every year? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1644 I'm hoping your imitation of an eagle mating call isn't so good. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1645 Oh...Wow..!!...is that how twitter works..?? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1646 They say you should never feed them. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1647 Well, I'll be darned, birds of a feather do flock together. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1648 My book? It's called "Characters of Central Park." Supposed to be real people, but I've been here all morning and haven't seen a single freak. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1649 He got the bird seed and peanut butter, but poor Marvin couldn't find a pinecone to save his life. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1650 Somehow they can always spot an ornithologist. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1651 To feed and to kill a mockingbird. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1652 You must be the bread winner in your family 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1653 Wow! Are those your peeps? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1654 Birds of a feather, love designer leather. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1655 My bad, that ring tone was the mating call. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1656 Human Birdfeeder? Can't wait to see your Human Birdbath. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1657 Gee, the birds flock to you Brits wherever you go. Must be the foreign accent. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1658 Well, that's one way to pick up chicks. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1659 This is supposed to be a No Tweeting bench. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1660 Thank goodness those aren't crows or I'd have to call in a murder... 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1661 These are New York birds: They can sense people who make a lot of bread. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1662 She told me get out, I was for the birds. What do you think? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1663 I didn't believe you when you said you could do fifty different bir4d calls. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1664 Here comes two more 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1665 Is that you, Jack Sparrow? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1666 That's not quite what I had in mind when I wished I was irresistible. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1667 I don't mean to draw any unwanted attention, Ms. Gaga, but I have to say- huge fan of your work. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1668 You never heard of it? It's a Hitchcock classic. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1669 I'd say it's your statuesque appearance. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1670 You must be a hot destination for some frequent flier program. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1671 Your tweeting habit is consuming you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1672 Sorry, but Tippi Hedren did it better. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1673 Just let it happen. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1674 Trying a smaller airline? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1675 I told you to chew with your mouth closed! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1676 What a fuss over one hotdog! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1677 You should cut down on the tweeting. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1678 I warned you that you looked seedy today. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1679 Honestly, when you mentioned feeling inspired by the Met Gala this year I assumed you were talking about philanthropy. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1680 Yeah, that's why I never feed them. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1681 I'd say you've got that bird call down. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1682 If you're going to let yourself go to seed, you have to accept the consequences. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1683 So, the Paleo diet has been going well? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1684 Excuse me, Mr. Hitchcock, do you have the time? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1685 So do you still think it isn't a book on bird hypnotism? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1686 Sorry, but my reference source only states that "birds of a feather flock together." I can not find anything definitive for why, when, or where they flock together! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1687 I told you it was SEER Sucker, not Seed-sucker... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1688 You had them at tuppence. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1689 Pigeons are the new black. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1690 So, is this a Pentacostal thing? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1691 Probably best not to eat crackers in the park. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1692 What's eating you 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1693 Erlich et al. suggest that flocking behavior is uncommon in this species. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1694 House sparrows, a couple of robins, several starlings but mostly pigeons. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1695 I told you if you did not stop Tweeting you would have a following. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1696 Says here they can smell high cholesterol from a mile away. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1697 Psycho is my favorite. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1698 Yes, but frankly, that's what the Flockr app is designed for. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1699 How was Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1700 It says here they sense generosity. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1701 It says here you are supposed to hold the food away from your body. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1702 It's why the 'caged' bird sings. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1703 Maybe next time a small cup of seed would be better than bringing the ten pound bag! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1704 I think you've been pigeon-holed at your new job, Frank. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1705 Never in the annals of ornithology ... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1706 So you said you were looking for seed funding? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1707 How do you get anything done with all that tweeting? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1708 Good news is, you're not pigeon-toed. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1709 Oh no! Here comes the cat lady! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1710 Did you pack bread-on-bread for lunch again? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1711 That's a very inconspicuous bird suit Mr. Comey. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1712 Posing for your statue, Mr. President? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1713 now I'm interested - I'll follow your tweets 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1714 What was the name of that cologne again? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1715 So how carried away did you get with this hemp seed diet? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1716 I don't get fashion these days. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1717 How's that St. Francis Eau de Cologne working out for you? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1718 Can't you see I'm tryin' to read here? Why don't you just flock off? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1719 I wish I were popular. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1720 Fine! Ignore me!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1721 I know it's uncomfortable, Mr. Hitchcock, but maybe it'll give you an idea for another movie. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1722 Me? I stick to lotion sun screens. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1723 That bird seed cologne is overwhelming. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1724 do you need help? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1725 Now it says to focus your attention on the point between your eye brows. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1726 No, I am not a birder. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1727 You might want to consider tweeting less. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1728 Do you call them a flock, a gaggle, a cluster or a covey? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1729 A small pair of hands is worth two terms of Bush 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1730 I understand that it was half-price, but why would you even consider buying "suet-fragrance" body wash? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1731 I'm sure glad I'm not a statute of a man sitting on a park bench. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1732 Crumby outfit. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1733 I am reading the illustrated book of cats. Why do you ask? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1734 Yes, I guess reading a book in a park is unusual these days. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1735 You shouldn’t have tweeted. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1736 Excessive tweeting attracts too many followers. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1737 I guess I misunderstood when you said the females flock to you. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1738 Nope, nothing in here about pigeons..... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1739 Well you're still more of a chick magnet than I am. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1740 How's it going, Mr. Peanut? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1741 My understanding is it takes thousands of followers to be considered an influencer. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1742 And I always saw you as impeccable. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1743 What am I reading? The Birdman of Alcatraz. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1744 Stay still, I think you have a mosquito on you. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1745 You should see what I hey did to General Sherman 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1746 You were right! Females flock to a man who has bread. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1747 But did you actually say no? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1748 I'd steer clear of hemp clothing while in the park. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1749 Wow! Aristophanes really comes to life on an e-reader. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1750 Hitchcock fan? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1751 It seemed romantic to use pigeon post for our wedding invitations, but I am not that thrilled about these R.S.V.P.s. 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
1752 Any second thoughts Mr. Pruitt? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1753 They're not as much fun in real life. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1754 Do you have the time? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1755 Mind if I smoke? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1756 BY ANY CHANCE, ARE YOU READING UPDIKE'S "PIDGEON FEATHERS"? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1757 You're on their seat. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1758 Incessant tweeting. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1759 Are you certified as comfort person? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1760 I didn't initially see you as "seedy". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1761 I told you that you looked a little seedy. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1762 See, most people don't know what birds really eat like. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1763 Can you keep it down? I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1764 You must be nuts. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1765 I told you 'Pigeon' by Ralph Lauren was a bad choice for the park. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1766 Could you please keep them quiet. I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1767 well, they are "of a feather"... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1768 Really??? You worked with Hitchcock? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1769 I guess this place really is for the birds. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1770 Must be my new flax seed cologne. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1771 It's all in your head. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1772 How was Alcatraz? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1773 What happens when you sneeze? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1774 Well, it looks like you are at the top of the pecking order. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1775 So how's that new Trump aftershave working for you then ? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1776 This is the single greatest finch hunt of a politician in American history. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1777 I like your organic mode of transportation 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1778 Is it contagious? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1779 How was the crumb cake? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1780 I presume you missed the Hitchcock film.. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1781 "Oh, you thought it was a 'Tweed' suit, not a 'Seed' suit. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1782 This just can't be real, I am reading The Birds... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1783 Larry...when did I go from a babe magnet to a bird magnet? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1784 Tippi Hedren, is that really you? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1785 Your book must really be crumby. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1786 Man, that's a lot to swallow. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1787 Well, you must feel crumby. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1788 Who knew that your new underarm deodorant would also act as a powerful pigeon attractant. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1789 Still working on bird pheromone synthesis I take it? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1790 I don't do Twitter 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1791 Feelin' cumby? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1792 I didn't like the movie either. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1793 You're welcome to borrow my copy of "To Kill a Mockingbird" any time. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1794 That's the second time this week Ms Hedren. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1795 No, I did not say, 'Go flock yourself.' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1796 "Well if you will try and read "Wings of the Dove". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1797 Casting for a new movie, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1798 Have you thought about a change in career? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1799 Are you Mel Brooks? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1800 You were right." According to world renowned ornathologists, park pigeons prefer stale white men over stale white bread. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1801 Some of us go to seed faster than others. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1802 That's exactly why I prefer books over social media. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1803 You from Alcatraz? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1804 The guide says 'Don't!' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1805 Do you have a good drycleaner? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1806 What the peck?! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1807 What are you using for bait? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1808 I would have enjoyed a bite of your muffin. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1809 Wow. Your latest tweet captured quite a following! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1810 Who says a dog is man's best friend? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1811 I hear the in-hand bird market is strong right now. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1812 It says here that after years of research, scientists have no evidence that birds are changing their feeding habits due to climate change. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1813 The sign says not to feed the birds. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1814 Could I try some of that bird seed? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1815 You shouldn't have tweeted so much.... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1816 No, I use Irish Spring, why? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1817 Alright, it's a scary movie...two words...first word 'The'....Hmmm. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1818 I told you composted clothing was a bad idea. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1819 Oh, sure. Now those feral cats may just have had their uses, y'think? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1820 Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to Tippi Hedren? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1821 'Sequels are for the birds, Mister Hitchcock.' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1822 Three-piece suet? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1823 Mama always said that life is like a box of bird poop. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1824 Could I bother you for a moment? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1825 I know a good dry cleaner. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1826 "How ironic,I just started reading 'The Birdman of Alcatraz'. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1827 Didn't you see the movie? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1828 I told you not to send that tweet 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1829 At least they're not swallows! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1830 So now do you believe you're statuesque? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1831 Could you keep it down? I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1832 "To Kill A Mockingbird" vs. "To Be Killed By Mockingbirds". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1833 Somehow they found out that you strongly support Rights for Raptors. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1834 No thanks. I don't like popcorn. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1835 Book says, breadcrumb pheromones? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1836 Eau de crouton, again? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1837 Never met anyone from Capistrano. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1838 Lose the shoes and you're a dead ringer for Tippi Hedren. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1839 Your Twitter feed broken again? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1840 My wife disapproves of our friendship. She says you're too seedy. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1841 Excuse me, this is a 'no tweet' bench. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1842 Now that you mention it you do resemble Robert E. Lee. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1843 Quick! Take a picture. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1844 This dating manual suggests your inconspicuous approach will not work! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1845 You're weird 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
1846 So, how's that hemp clothing working out for you? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1847 Perhaps a bit ...too much... hairspray? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1848 Put down your book about Max the Stool Pigeon: they think it is about them 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1849 I too had a devoted flock... til I ran out of birdseed. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1850 How's that grain based detergent working ? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1851 Maybe they just LIKE you, Ms. Hedren. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1852 Next time order the unseeded bagel 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1853 Alcatraz, you say? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1854 Hey! Did you ever see that Hitchcock movie? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1855 By any chance, are you related to the muffin man? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1856 I love your new tweet jacket. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1857 This is why I'm not on Twitter. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1858 I'd ditch that aftershave if I was you 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1859 It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird. So I guess doves are no big deal. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1860 So, Mr. Hitchcock, have you decided what your next film will be about? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1861 It says here doves don't actually cry. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1862 Uh, Francis, is that you? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1863 Fran, where is this place Assisi you're from? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1864 Next time don't order the bagel with seeds. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1865 Those seeded bagels do make quite a mess, don't they? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1866 Wow, you really have gone to seed 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1867 Stroud, is that you? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1868 Wait for the drop! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1869 You're the epitome of seediness. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1870 I have a feeling you're that 'seedy character' the police have been looking for.... 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1871 Au Gratin or Paneto e Fritto? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1872 You might want to stand next to a statue. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1873 You feeling ok today? You look under the feather. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1874 (in a "thought" balloon above the bird man) Put the book down and summon up your inner Heimlich. I've aspirated my bird call. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1875 I guess the rumor that Alfred Hitchcock was in town is really true.- 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1876 Do you get the odd Cardinal 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1877 But what exactly do you whisper? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1878 Are you live tweeting again? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1879 New aftershave? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1880 With hindsight, Kathy realized that wearing a shirt made out of bread was not the best idea she'd ever had. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1881 So...that's one way to Tweet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1882 I think your taking your job as a human statue a little too seriously. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1883 You would think, after six months, they'd realize she isn't coming back, God rest her generous soul. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1884 Okay, so the chapter on pigeon calls seems to have worked out nicely-- I think we should just jump to the chapter on cat calling now. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1885 I sure hope you're Hanks and not Hitchcock. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1886 I guess he really did say bird whisperer. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1887 May the birds be with you. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1888 Your Twitter feed is all over the place today. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1889 Maybe if you just threw out the bread crumbs... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1890 Maybe this is why your clothes tend to have a white tinge. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1891 Hitchcock fan? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1892 Will you please sit elsewhere, I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1893 You still need 25 more birds to beat the world record... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1894 I see you've ceded your spot. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1895 You aren't Tom Lehrer, by any chance? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1896 You win the Statue Challenge. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1897 How many tuppence did you have?? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1898 These no-frills airlines have finally gone too far. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1899 You're the one who wanted to be covered in peckers. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1900 Go find your own flocking bench 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1901 I thought you were looking a little seedy. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1902 Ummm...I just spotted a hawk! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1903 Man, can you whistle! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1904 I think the ones that bring peace are a different sub-species. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1905 I'll carry on reading to you when you're not so busy. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1906 Trump's tweets may actually kill you 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1907 You asked for a spell to make the pretty birds flock to you, didn't you? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1908 Do you think your bag of popcorn has something to do with it? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1909 Call what number, now? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1910 Would you be offended if I told you to get the flock out? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1911 Sorry, I can't help you. I don't tweet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1912 Have you seen Tippi Hedren? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1913 I heard feathers are in this season. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1914 Let me guess: you're Donald Trump incognito. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1915 Lucky you. Allergies and sneezes that sound like a pigeon mating call. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1916 I wish I had animal magnetism. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1917 No offense, but this is the last time I sit next to a Gingerbread Man at the park. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1918 It might interest you to know that I’m reading a biography of Alfred Hitchcock. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1919 Really? Tar and birdseed is humane? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1920 I agree, a suit made from popcorn did initially sound like a great idea. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1921 I am very good at making cat sounds. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1922 I guess it's mating season...huh? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1923 Best skin exfoliation in town! Five more minutes of this and I come out looking 10 years younger. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1924 Whoa, you must have REALLY good luck. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1925 "No, I'm not really a Hitchcock fan. Why? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1926 Exfoliating with a loofah might be easier. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1927 How long have you been a gargoyle? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1928 That's a lot of bird for tuppence a bag. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1929 Relax, it's nonstop and they never overbook. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1930 You'd better hope they're all doves of peace. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1931 You're taking "birds of a feather flock together" way too literally. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1932 I told you I thought that was a seedy outfit. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1933 I told you to go paleo. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1934 How do you like the city, Bread Man? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1935 I know we are what we eat, but still... 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1936 I guess they heard you were having a crumby day. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1937 I knew they looked a bit peckish. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1938 Quit complaining. You've always wanted to be a chic magnet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1939 Don't move. I've got a whole chapter of squab recipes here. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1940 Yes, you have clearance for takeoff. Safe travels. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1941 A little birdie told me you'd be here today. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1942 So much for a pecking order. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1943 Excuse me, but you look familiar. Haven't I seen you on Fox News? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1944 I told you you looked crumby 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1945 Good heavens -- just what have you been tweeting? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1946 This is why I'm gluten-free. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1947 So, when did you realize you had a special gift as an artist's model for statues? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1948 Nevertheless, tuppence a bag is still an amazing deal. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1949 Life is like a backyard,you never know what you'll get. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1950 Jen, I think that yeast infection has spread. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1951 How's that hormone treatment going? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1952 Have you considered cutting down on your seed consumption? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1953 So, the ad said "meet me in the park in your nicest suet" and you didn't suspect there was a typo? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1954 You wear TWEED, not SEED! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1955 It's none of my business, but you may want to go easy on the 'Eau de Birdseed.' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1956 I warned you about buying your flax seed oil supplement from the online pharmacy in China. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1957 I guess you feel like home to the pigeons. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1958 It's about the Haves and the Have-Nots. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1959 General, didn’t I just see you standing on a pedestal a couple of days ago? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1960 Be glad I am not reading Moby Dick. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1961 I think it's time to put your whistle away. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1962 Make sure you let everything dry before you flick it off. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1963 All the coo kids are doing it. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1964 Tweeting is not really my thing. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1965 When you were younger you must have been a real chick magnet! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1966 R Crumb, I presume? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1967 I think your tweets have gone viral. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1968 Thanks for testing our prototype suits made from recycled corn. Still a few bugs to work out.... 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
1969 I don't think you're supposed to feed the birds. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1970 Turns out you really are chopped liver! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1971 That's what you get for having a crumby personality. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1972 I'm afraid "Bird Man" is already taken. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1973 Have you heard of email? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1974 You might want to change your deodorant. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1975 Why yes, I am reading Daphne du Maurier. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1976 Can you do the same with mosquitos? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1977 Might you be that seedy character that I've been hearing about? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1978 How do you keep the squirrels away? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1979 Can you keep it down over there? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1980 Do you come to the park often? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1981 You might try less Eau de Breadcrumb 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1982 Maybe if you didn't coat yourself in peanut butter and bird seed. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1983 Pass me the sunflower seeds. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1984 Tippi! ...Tippi Hendren. I thought that was you. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1985 Who do you like better, St. Francis or Alfred Hitchcock? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1986 You do look a lot like the bronze statue over there. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1987 You are visiting from Alcatraz? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1988 Is that bread from the new place on the corner? I heard they were good. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1989 Didn't I warn you about Pidgin English? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1990 No, I still have a landline. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1991 See; being popular ISN'T everything! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1992 You might want to go easy on the tweets, buddy 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1993 Henry, brace yourself, they are discussing the angle of take-off. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1994 You may want to consider removing The Donald from your tweet list. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1995 I told you not to wear such seedy clothes! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1996 you're a regular chick magnet 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1997 I take it you're a seasoned Hitchcock fan 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1998 Perhaps scare-crowing is not your strong suit. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1999 You've still got it, Tippi! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2000 You should have stuck with chocolate. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2001 Now you know how I felt in my first marriage 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2002 I guess business pivoted after you got that brain. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2003 Sean, hiding in the bushes didn't work out well and I don't think this will either. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2004 You should've stuck with the worsted. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2005 Great camouflage Bill… Your wife will never find you here. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2006 It is time to fill up your feeder! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2007 Flock you. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2008 For heaven's sake, stop tweeting. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2009 Happy Birdday 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2010 Maybe you should wear a stuffed owl on your hat. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2011 Who knew you were that seedy? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2012 I suffer empty nest syndrome myself. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2013 Want me to call the cat? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2014 Did you see that Hitchcock movie? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2015 That's quite a whistle you've got there. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2016 I suggest you stop tweeting. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2017 You overdid it with the pheromones. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2018 You've been reTweeted! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2019 You're lucky they only return once a year. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2020 It must be nice to be so loved. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2021 If you didn't have such a seedy appearance, I don't think this would be happening. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2022 I'd be happy to bring my cat tomorrow. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2023 What brand of cologne are you wearing?!!! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2024 It says 'a chip on your shoulder', not a 'chirp', Mr. Crumb. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2025 You're not supposed to feed the birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2026 Momma always said, sometimes - for no reason at all - you can get attacked by a whole lotta birds. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2027 I told you these were dangerous times to declare your sanctuary status. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2028 Christo's "Pigeon Magnet" in Central Park, New York City. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2029 You really have a way with birds. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2030 So, Mr. Peanut, still looking for a new job? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2031 We're just flying in for a meeting. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2032 You'll regret it when they start to shed. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2033 What did you say, '...was for the birds?' 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2034 Is this a metaphor for "white flight"? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2035 That's what you get when you wear seedy clothes 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2036 Are you made of bread or what? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2037 It might be a 'Hitchcockian' thing...though anyone with caramel-licorice-buttered popcorn should expect such attention. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2038 At least it was a cruelty-free tar and feathering. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2039 You sure got a lot of birds on you. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2040 Feeling a bit peckish, are we? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2041 Do I detect a pleasant essence of thistle seed? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2042 Your animal magnetism is showing 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2043 You must be posting a lot of tweets! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2044 Noah, I warned you . 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2045 Thus ends Poli Sci 101 - How your Government really functions. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2046 Guess I'm not a fixture yet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2047 I had that happen when I was reading To Kill a Mockingbird, too. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2048 Some people have all the pluck. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2049 Could you tell me, Mr. Hitchcock, where you get your movie ideas? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2050 You really should change your profile to private. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2051 I thought you were a chick, not chickadee, magnet. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2052 I hope you're not allergic to feathers. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2053 You're tweeting, I'm facing this book - what are we missing?? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2054 I think you got that bird call perfected! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2055 Yes, you're very popular Mr. President. Very, very, very popular. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2056 Did you say three million Twitter followers? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2057 When you said your new cologne was a "chick magnet" , I had no idea! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2058 I heard that the bird is the word. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2059 Shows that you're a pretty seedy character. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2060 I told you to throw rice at the wedding, not birdseed! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2061 Day 3: The birds are working. I've lured another mansplainer... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2062 Do you have any bird food? I lost all mine. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2063 Aren't you concerned about bird poop? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2064 I would cut back on the organic body lotion. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2065 I don't think PETA would approve of the design. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2066 I knew that seedy outfit would get you the wrong kind of attention. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2067 Bye-bye bagel. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2068 Might I ask if you ever worked as a scarecrow? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2069 The tweeters are sure following your three piece suet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2070 I had always wondered what a pigeon stool looked like.... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2071 Block that metaphor. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2072 To Kill a Mockingbird? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2073 PLEASE, do not feed the birds! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2074 Henderson, I said you looked a bit seedy today. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2075 I've always found you attractive, too. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2076 How is that new organic sunscreen working out? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2077 I've had to substitute reading for tweeting while in the park. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2078 Might I ask what kind of bronzer you're using? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2079 Guano tell me what's going on here? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2080 You are only encouraging them. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2081 Hemp shirt? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2082 Your autobiography is quite compelling Mr. Hitchcock. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2083 If you stop the constant tweeting they'll leave you alone. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2084 I've got 64 in the bush... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2085 Consider yourself totally flocked. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2086 This is what it sounds like when doves fly 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2087 I might consider your invitation to attend the ball if I knew your sex. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2088 I told you that book is for the birds! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2089 I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes the world loves me, other times I'm being shit on. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2090 The book doesn't mention if they're vegetarians. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2091 Apparently the birds can't tell seedy, from seedy. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2092 yo that one birds sucking your dick 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2093 I did not know Alfred Hitchcock's movie was real 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2094 I told you that after shave was sending the wrong signal. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2095 So, Tippi Hedren is your grandmother? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2096 I wouldm't use that body wash again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2097 You are the best "living statue", I've ever seen. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2098 Have you thought about removing seeds from your diet? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2099 Don't you think this place feels a lot like San Marco Square? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2100 Prometheus had it worse. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2101 Tell me you didn't just sneeze into a bag of sunflower seeds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2102 ??? "Well if you weren't full of shit before, you are now." 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2103 Says here that a gluten-free diet can also prevent sudden pigeon attacks. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2104 You still work at that bakery? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2105 Well you did always want to trend in the Twittersphere. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2106 Alcatraz?? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2107 Hate it for you Toppens 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2108 But don't you think "Psycho" is the better film? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2109 Ornithologically speaking they're the same as doves, if that helps! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2110 So... You said you like to feed the birds?... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2111 You should know better than to wear such seedy clothes. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2112 Keep them at 140 or less 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2113 Are those birds of a different species flocking together?! Unimaginable! Why, if that happened in politics, Trump would never have lasted this long... 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2114 Didn't you hate that movie? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2115 You should stop Tweeting. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2116 You've really got style... I could never wear shoes like yours and get away with it! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2117 Sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2118 First time in New York, huh? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2119 I blame Gluten. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2120 Twitter tweets overkill #alternativefacts 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2121 Wow - this many must be worth Sean Spicer in the bushes! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2122 This is not the place to sit if you're feeling a bit seedy. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2123 Nice suet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2124 Tippi? You in there? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2125 This carries Tweets to a whole new level. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2126 I've been to the zoo....I said, I've been to the zoo. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2127 I wasn't very popular in high school. How about you? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2128 It looks like the tweets are finally catching up with you. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2129 Flock you. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2130 So it's true what they say: birds of a feather flock to the 85th St. bench. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2131 Are you going to offer me a piece too? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2132 It says right here that this treatment for Ornithophobia will help you overcome your silly fear of birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2133 I heard you had gone to seed. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2134 That suit of yours is for the birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2135 You're very attractive. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2136 You're in deep doo-doo. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2137 Excuse me, but aren't you Tippi Hedren? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2138 You are one chirpy person. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2139 Maybe try being less seedy. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2140 They're love birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2141 That's why I avoid granola bars for breakfast. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2142 Wow, that's weird. They normally never eat people. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2143 Maybe you should lay off the bronzer. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2144 Just hold still, they'll think you're a statue. On second thought, that's a terrible idea!!! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2145 Please do not feed the squirrels. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2146 Need a lift? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2147 What'd you tweet this time? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2148 It says here, 'Alfred Hitchcock Syndrome.' 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2149 By any chance is your name "Capistrano? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2150 Where exactly did you get that pheromone perfume? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2151 It's about Avian Flu. A real interesting read. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2152 Let me guess — tired and feathered? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2153 That's exactly why I quit using millet aftershave. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2154 That's why I don't eat granola in public. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2155 Just retired? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2156 Have you thought about opening an e-mail account? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2157 Gluten free, dude. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2158 I am guessing you were in The Birds movie 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2159 You read it wrong, Henry. It says to wear a suit, not suet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2160 They smell the worm on you. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2161 Maybe you should stop tweeting so much. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2162 I thought you were only pigeon toed. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2163 It's safe to come out now, Sean. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2164 Sapsuckers are suckers for seersucker. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2165 #tweetstormfail 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2166 They like your Vegan suit. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2167 When did you convert to Twitter? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2168 Told ya the disguise wouldn't work, Tippi. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2169 Did I miss something? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in a bush. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2170 I told you to stop tweeting, Donald. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2171 I told you it was a can of worms. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2172 I used to have that problem. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2173 I see your tweets have come home to roost. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2174 I told you bread-scented sunblock was a terrible idea. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2175 It says here you could be suffering from worms. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2176 If there's ever another pheromone incident in R&D it might be wise to take your lunch break in the lounge. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2177 Are you wearing vel-crow? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2178 That's why I got off social media. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2179 Just be thankful they're only roosting 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2180 Could you lend me some seed money? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2181 Excuse me sir, I am trying to read. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2182 ...and so that's why I deleted Twitter. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2183 I warned you about salted popcorn. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2184 It's best not to be reading Audubon magazine. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2185 I apologize, you really are statuesque. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2186 Don't nod off holding a bag of birdseed. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2187 Jeff always knew Ted's stories were for the birds! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2188 That new bugt repellent is really working 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2189 I guess they really do prefer the organic bird seed. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2190 Too much of a good thing can raise Hell with your laundry. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2191 This is the latest Angry Birds app? 1.1429 0.08044 42 39 0 3
2192 Cheer up ... they could have been pigeons. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2193 No, Smedley, this does not make them Passenger Pigeons. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2194 And that's why I will never let myself go to seed. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2195 That's the downside to being statuesque. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2196 Come on. Now you’re just brooding. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2197 I didn't know you spoke Pigeon-English. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2198 I told you to stop being so corny! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2199 Well it's official Mr. Capistrano, spring is here. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2200 I can't wait to tell the kids I met Mr. Peanut. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2201 I still liked your meat dress better 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2202 Looks like salted caramel pretzel is still it. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2203 I'd always suspected those health bars were at least 50% bird seed. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2204 To Kill a Mockingbird? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2205 You must be real high in the pecking order! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2206 I think they're called hashtags. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2207 Do you know Tippi Hedren? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2208 Coverups usually ARE worse, Mr. President. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2209 No, I don't tweet at all. Do you? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2210 You still need a permit to rehearse for the sequel, sir! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2211 Congrats on your viral tweet. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2212 A suit made of stale bread? You may want to rethink your recycle/re-purpose aspirations 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2213 It says here they can smell fear. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2214 For your next interview -- suit, with an i. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2215 Sorry this reminds of the time I fell into the bird pit at the pet store last week. It was terrifying and I'm a shell of the man I used to be please delete. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2216 This is curious....you don't even begin to resemble Tippi Hedren.... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2217 Maybe you actually should start kicking her out of bed for eating crackers. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2218 Let's try this one -- Hocus pocus magic words, fly away you hungry birds... No, not working. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2219 Shut the flock up! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2220 All this for a frog meme sub-tweet... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2221 Sean, you know the bushes didn't work either! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2222 It used to be seagulls, but my wife switched from Tide. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2223 Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to read and enjoy nature here. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2224 You must be pretty seedy 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2225 No, I said tweed not seed. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2226 Obviously, you still feel crummy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2227 Wouldn't you know it says here those starlings are invasive and should be destroyed any time by any one using any means. Mind holding still? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2228 They 'liked' my Tweet. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2229 Crumby luck there Earl. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2230 No, I can't say I mind being left No, I don't mind being ignored 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2231 You always could attract the birds. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2232 Maybe you better stop shaving with peanut oil. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2233 Mr. Peanut, I presume? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2234 Maybe you should be reading "Go Set A Watchman" instead. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2235 Tippi? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2236 You know, I've never met a bird's nest soup chef before. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2237 And all the time I thought it was water, food and shelter. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2238 Just wondering, was this on purpose? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2239 Crummy day eh? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2240 Good book? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2241 Maybe we should get some lunch. You look a bit peckish. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2242 who are you hiding from? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2243 Well, its better than a flock of seagulls. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2244 They seem to want to help you get your cat back. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2245 Last time you eat seeds at the park. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2246 You should read this book, "Baked Pigeon". 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2247 Ever consider deleting your twitter account? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2248 That side of the bench is for the birds! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2249 Ahhh...now I see what you meant when you bragged about having lots of Twitter followers 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2250 I'd say the market value is about 100 in the bush. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2251 The swallows return to Captain Strano. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2252 If you keep still, they won't peck your eyes out. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2253 You're not really listening, are you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2254 Dare I say, birds of a feather ... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2255 I like your seedsucker suit. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2256 A definite downside to the birdseed diet, wouldn't you say? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2257 He looked like a seedy character when he sat down. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2258 It looks like they have just established a new pecking order. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2259 They really do flock together 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2260 Birds of a feather maul together 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2261 Sorry, I am fresh out of "Bird-B-Gone." 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2262 Have you tried that popcorn center cologne? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2263 I told you not to wear Velcro when you feed the birds 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2264 I am sure this is not the meaning of giving the bird. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2265 You okay if I Tweet this? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2266 Wow! Y'all are real hungry today! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2267 Fowl Landing 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2268 And that's why I just said this book stinks, instead... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2269 Does it tickle, Mr. Breadstick? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2270 Using sunflower seed bath soap again? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2271 It's a new trend in skin care: sunflower cream! Want some? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2272 says here they're called "Red Twitters" 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2273 Excuse me, can I borrow a pencil? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2274 How was the Met Gala? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2275 Oh dude!!! Are you new to New York?? They really, really like peanut butter! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2276 I tried that sesame lotion once too. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2277 Sure, I'll call 911 for you. Should I say you're being attacked by pigeons or attacked by doves? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2278 You say your name is Francis? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2279 The word around town is you're crackers! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2280 Have you established a pecking order? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2281 Do you find this book's language to be fowl? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2282 Well you know what they say about birds of a fearher. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2283 I had heard birds were the latest fashion trend. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2284 Mind flocking together somewhere else? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2285 You were right about not having to worry about squirrels. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2286 The same thing happened to me when I used that new all natural body wash. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2287 Are they all re-tweeting you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2288 I understand you are the pigeon whisperer. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2289 Have you considered unsubscribing? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2290 I should have warned you; they have a rye sense of humor. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2291 Are you ready for your trip to Venice? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2292 They're here on a lark. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2293 Learn from Trump: All the attention may feel good now, but eventually you'll be covered in bird poop. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2294 I've never approved of all the flocking in this park. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2295 If there's an outbreak of the avian flu, I'm avoiding you. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2296 Are you a hashtag addict? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2297 Nice suet you're wearing. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2298 My cousin, Tippi, had the same problem. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2299 How come you get all the attention? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2300 Peanut Butter works every time. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2301 I visited Assisi once. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2302 Popcorn? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2303 Yep, the early worm attracts the birds. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2304 I warned you about that all seed diet. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2305 If they take you with them, I'll meet you at home. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2306 Is it hard to get the stains out? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2307 Do you come here often? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2308 Does it hurt when you sneeze? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2309 New shampoo? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2310 Everywhere I go, I'm ignored. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2311 Yes, I am reading Stroud’s Digest on the Diseases of Birds. When did you get out? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2312 Mr. Spicer? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2313 Weren't you in Home Alone? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2314 It's a decent start Alfred, but I really think the studio is going to want to see a script before they green light this thing. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2315 Nice tweet suit you have 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2316 It does look like a good basis for a film, Alfred, but are you sure you want to give it that sinister twist? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2317 Pardon me, but how do you expect me to concentrate with all that flapping going on? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2318 Next time, I recommend calling yourself a whistle-blower instead of a stool pigeon. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2319 Oh, Mr. Stroud, you're early today. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2320 At last, the birds of a feather flocked together. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2321 I see you've gone to seed. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2322 Cat got your tongue? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2323 You may want to forego those natural fiber clothing sales. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2324 Here come the rats. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2325 I heard you were a seedy character. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2326 Have you considered getting a cat? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2327 This is the reason I don't use Twitter. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2328 If you don't mind me asking, who does your laundry? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2329 I warned you not to whistle, yet, here we are. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2330 Preparing for Birdman 2, Mr. Keaton? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2331 I've started to go to seed myself 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2332 I never got Twitter. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2333 At least they don't seem angry. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2334 Is that you, Spicer? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2335 I guess that bird whistle is authentic! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2336 The Catcher in the Rye 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2337 And what do you do, Mr Hitchcock? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2338 I heard they carry diseases. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2339 It says here that pigeons will sometimes feast on the newly retired. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2340 Yeah, I never really got into Twitter. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2341 Your tweet must be trending ... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2342 I warned you about wearing your seedsucker suit before Memorial Day! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2343 Do you share recipes? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2344 I thought you were a seedy character 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2345 Try dried sunflower seeds instead of peanut butter next time. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2346 Eau de Capistrano? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2347 Being top-seeded in your field is not all fun and games. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2348 Bird flu? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2349 I told you, pigeons always recognize one of their own. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2350 A bird in the hand is better than . . . oh, never mind. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2351 You overdid the retweeting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2352 You shouldn't have called me a cracker. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2353 Are you whispering in Pidgin English? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2354 By the way, how did that popcorn-scented sunscreen work out? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2355 No, I can't help you go viral! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2356 So Tilli, Alfred still pushing the "method" approach huh? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2357 And he gave you how many pear trees? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2358 They say "moderation in all things" is a good way to go. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2359 You still live on Drury Lane? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2360 "Are you from Alcatraz"? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2361 Jackson Pollock's eureka moment 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2362 What's the name of your next movie, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2363 Pardon my asking, but are you Tippi Hedren? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2364 At least they're not vultures. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2365 Do you have a problem raising seed money? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2366 By chance, is your sunscreen the one made from birdseed oil? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2367 You know, this form of pigeon pose could be hazardous to your health. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2368 Let me guess. You're a big Hitchcock fan. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2369 I warned you to stop mocking them. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2370 I think the idea is to strew the seeds away from you. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2371 How's that live tweeting working for you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2372 My mammy went to seed too. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2373 So, you say you're from Alcatraz huh? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2374 Umm, I think you've got a little bit of something on your face. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2375 @CartoonBenchGuy. You never heard of tweeting? Sad! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2376 Did you say you were from Hartz Mountain? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2377 I told you, your hair looked like a birds nest. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2378 That you Alfred? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2379 Good camouflage. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2380 Actually, my suggestion was that you wear a 'suit' to attract 'chicks'. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2381 Yes, they know the Muffin Man. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2382 And I thought 'chick magnet' was just an expression. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2383 You were just fabulous in Home Alone 2! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2384 No, I would not like squab for dinner. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2385 Hope your zipper's closed. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2386 Trotting out the old Velcro suit again, eh Mr. Letterman? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2387 Cute dog but I think it has worms. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2388 Do me a favor and get the flock out of here! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2389 I thought I smelled sesame. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2390 Perhaps you should tweet less. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2391 You OK there, Mr. Redenbacher? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2392 Now I understand what you mean when you say that you have animal magnetism! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2393 Wow! Cheep trick! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2394 Birdemic 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2395 You're for the birds. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2396 Just say together-flock-feather-a-of-birds 3x. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2397 I take it you are from Alcatraz. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2398 Sorry, I haven't got to the part about how to kill a mockingbird. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2399 You've been sitting motionless too long. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2400 Margie, I get it...they like you. Now, please come home. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2401 Let's go back to using dead drops! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2402 Pre-Existing Condition? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2403 Beak-a-boo? Are you in there? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2404 So, how was your spa day? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2405 You gonna finish that? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2406 The think it might be the 'everything bagel' 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2407 You twit, your tweets, their twitter. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2408 Have you considered other ways to feel loved and appreciated? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2409 I would have guessed from the East Side, not Central Park West 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2410 Would it be a birden to ask you for the time right now? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2411 You have to be careful opening vacuum-sealed bags. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2412 What is the President tweeting now? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2413 I've never been to San Juan Capistrano, how was it? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2414 Tippi Hedron, right? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2415 More reading, less tweeting. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2416 No the book is called Catcher in the Rye. Not Catch Them with the Rye. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2417 Please to meet you, Mr. Burpee. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2418 I should have warned you that the new 3D version of Angry Birds is more realistic than ever. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2419 Funny thing is that I'm just reading about crowd-sourcing. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2420 I think they smell my bird 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2421 The secret is not to look like a bread crumb. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2422 Maybe it's time to rethink the whole,"make your own flax clothing", idea. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2423 It's a book about facing one's fears and then eating them, by A. Hitchcock. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2424 Mr Worm, I presume. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2425 Wow, are those grackles? You know that Spring's in full force when the grackles start migrating. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2426 It gets a little seedy around here when the sun goes down. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2427 Have any snacks? I'm feeling a bit peckish. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2428 Flock of Seagulls? No. It's a flight of pigeons. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2429 I think my oatmeal bath was a bit too concentrated.... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2430 Do you work for Alfred Hitchcock? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2431 Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Tippi Hedren? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2432 Beats depression, eh? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2433 You're right, birds of a feather do flock together. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2434 Would you mind repeating that I didn't understand you the first time. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2435 Maybe you should lay off the tweeting for a while?? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2436 Four and Twenty Pigeons 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2437 At this time of year they need body parts to build their nests. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2438 Life is like a box of bird seed.... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2439 I guess today you were the statue. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2440 Cool! I always thought "Birds of a feather stick together" was just an aphorism. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2441 I've been training them all summer to do that. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2442 They're just feeling a might peckish. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2443 I wish you would speak up I cant hear you! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2444 And that's another reason not to wear flax. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2445 Could it be the Dove soap? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2446 Stool pigeon! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2447 I guess you really are feeling crummy. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2448 So you assumed 'Three Piece Suet" was a typo? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2449 Tippi, is that you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2450 They love that new suit smell. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2451 Magic show auditions? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2452 Tippi Hedren I presume?? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2453 How much peace can you endure? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2454 Pardon me, what App is that? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2455 Sure. All you want is anonymity. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2456 THE BOOK SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY THROW THE SEEDS. ON A POSITIVE NOTE, THE STATUE CLEANING CREW SAYS THANKS. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2457 Looks like a step up from henpecked. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2458 Do you mind? That's three times I've started over with the same paragraph. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2459 Pooped? Me too. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2460 You really are a chick magnet. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2461 That's it, you've just got to find another bench. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2462 Hey, Tippi! How's it going? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2463 Holy shit! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2464 I told you that old hat looked like a nest. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2465 This park is full of seedy characters. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2466 What do you expect when you cover yourself with breadcrumbs? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2467 Terms of Adornment 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2468 Can you spot me tuppence? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2469 I am pleased to make your acquaintance Herr Bagelmann. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2470 Actually, it's my second attempt at understanding "Animal Farm". Haven't read it since 6th grade. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2471 Apparently you weren't kidding when you said you'd gone to seed since retirement. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2472 I get it. It's a gag. I've always thought 'The Birds' was a gag, too. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2473 Those flax seed linen suits are really all the rage this year aren't they? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2474 Your empty nester days will be here before you know it 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2475 You make St. Francis look like a piker. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2476 How do you come up with your ideas for movies, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2477 Statuesque? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2478 Tired and feathered 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2479 And that's when life became stranger than fiction. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2480 Well, I guess this bench is for the birds! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2481 Ready for lunch? You're looking a little peckish." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2482 No, I mean what do you do for a living? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2483 I've heard of a idea being for the birds, but never a person. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2484 Bad throw. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2485 I hope you're making a movie. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2486 Don't whistle a second verse. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2487 A Hitchcock fan, are you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2488 Maybe you should tweet less. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2489 How cheep can you get? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2490 Steve? Steve Suet? is that you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2491 Spilled your Mac Shake again, eh? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2492 You're lucky the squirrels haven't found you yet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2493 You've really gone to seed lately. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2494 President Trump, I warned you about the excessive tweets. You have followers! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2495 Could it be your chia seed diet? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2496 You should have never supported that Confederate statue. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2497 I'm no expert, but I'm guessing there's an easier way to Tweet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2498 You know, when you decide to wear hemp, you should make sure all of the seeds are out of it first. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2499 It all started when I was in Alcatraz. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2500 I told you it was time for you to clean out your closet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2501 Maybe you should read a different book. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2502 So what am I, chopped liver? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2503 It's gonna be pretty hard to remove you from this flight. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2504 Got any crackers? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2505 I'm guessing you used that new sesame seed sunscreen. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2506 No offense, but that suit is rather seedy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2507 They're so shallow---they only visit when you bring food. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2508 Peace be with you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2509 Hey Mike... on second thought, I would like to share half of your sand..wich uh.. never mind. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2510 That's not what I meant when I suggested you Tweet more often. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2511 We can't keep meeting like this 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2512 Your wife said she left you because of a chick. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2513 You really need a smartphone. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2514 I knew you looked seedy. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2515 Tippi? Tippi Hedren? Is it really you? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2516 I did recommend the plain bagel. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2517 Okay, it works, but did you focus-group the idea? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2518 It's a Northern Pileated People Plover. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2519 I'm reading "Jonathan Livingstone Seagull", what're you reading? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2520 How do you get the bird seed to stick? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2521 What were you reading? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2522 Vulgar man who spits his seeds everywhere, I would like you to meet karma. Karma; seed-man. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2523 Then why did you wear your three-piece suet? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2524 Do you work in a peanut factory? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2525 What do you want for lunch? I'm feeling a bit peckish. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2526 Hey Hitch, what was that about an idea for a new movie? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2527 Well they do say that "some days your the pigeon and other days you're the statue..." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2528 Your cologne is for the birds! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2529 I'm learning how to do that too 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2530 I said "A bird in the hand", Brian. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2531 Just be glad the geese haven't found you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2532 That's why I always bring a book. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2533 I never got the hang of 'Tweeting' either ... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2534 Told you so. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2535 Is that the new Prozac? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2536 " I must say, Enough is Enough. Way to many TWEETS... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2537 Another drawback of the worm suit. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2538 Did you see that Hitchcock movie? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2539 It's called To Kill A Mockingbird, I'll you read it when I'am done. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2540 Tell me again...which one's Percival? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2541 Blah, blah, blah, seed funding, blah, blah. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2542 I don't get as many retweets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2543 Told you not to bring in the feed near the chapel, these wedding doves are starved for days before the "I do". Says they keep more alert, fly faster, and will completely clean the rice from the ground. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2544 You aren't an acorn, sunflower seed or peanut are you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2545 You must have never heard Tom Lehrer's song. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2546 Is this normal in Oregon? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2547 The same thing happened when I left my chia seed pet on the windowsill. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2548 The book says explorers first called it La Isla de los Alcatraces,” from the archaic Spanish alcatraz, a word which was borrowed originally from Arabic: al-qa?ras, meaning sea eagle. When did you say you got out? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2549 I never get any attention. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2550 If you put the book down, you'll get just as many retweets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2551 Could be time to cut down on the gluten. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2552 Didn't you see the don't feed the birds sign? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2553 But Jeff, you said I should be more lovey dovey. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2554 It says here to hold still. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2555 Look, you chose the robin egg suit. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2556 Quite the chickadee-magnet , aren't we? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2557 I told you this was a bad place to try the mannequin challenge. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2558 Being less attractive has finally paid off for me, pretty boy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2559 Today is for the birds. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2560 They sure ain't love birds! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2561 'Theres two more coming can you make space?' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2562 Too many tuppence? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2563 I told you to cut gluten out of your diet for a reason. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2564 Were you ever in Alcatraz? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2565 That's why we don't discuss Mike Tyson around here 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2566 I'm sure the allegory of the cave has something to say about this. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2567 Perhaps you shouldn't coo when holding cashews. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2568 You should stop whispering. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2569 No I didn't. But I rather enjoyed Vertigo. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2570 It says here it's your animal magnetism. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2571 Just hope they aren’t carrier pigeons 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2572 I warned you, Pepys just attracts them. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2573 Same thing happens every week. Thursdays. 9:30 AM. Always *that* side of the bench. Don't take it personally. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2574 When you were telling me that your life has gone to the birds, I didn't think you really meant it. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2575 That's why I don't read Robert Crumb outdoors anymore. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2576 Twitter has ruined my life. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2577 You can’t call it birdwatching if you cover yourself in peanut butter, Phil. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2578 Figured that. My favorite was "The 39 Steps". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2579 They say they're the Vienna Birds' Choir? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2580 Your ability might come in handy after the apocalypse. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2581 You say it's called "Early Bird Worm" seed? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2582 Oh, I see the swallows have returned from Capistrano. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2583 Texting is cleaner than carrier pigeon! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2584 So what do you do at the magician's school? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2585 Well, what are you wearing? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2586 You must be in the birds'-eye view. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2587 Jeepers..And I though the last guy with the box of chocolates was a bit off 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2588 You should get your hormones checked. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2589 Hitchock's my name. Film's my game. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2590 Maybe you should delete that tweet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2591 It might be time to scale back on the bird-watching. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2592 Feeling peckish? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2593 Pipe down over there. You're tweeting almost as much as the president. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2594 Did I hear you say that you are "Audubon Person of the Year"? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2595 I see Lyft is trying a new business model. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2596 How's that Hitchcock biography? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2597 Really? I was not aware that carrier pigeon was a Twitter feed option. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2598 Guess you shouldn't have sent that last tweet. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2599 You can't use Twitter in this park. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2600 I always wanted to know the Muffin Man 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2601 Because of the rise of people being stingier with their food handouts, the local pigeon population have developed a taste for human flesh 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2602 I told you spreading peanut butter would work. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2603 Will you please stop the tweeting? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2604 I've started eating lunch inside... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2605 People say he's a crumb, but WE love him. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2606 Did you just send me a tweet ? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2607 New suet suit? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2608 I always knew you were nuts. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2609 :Well, at least it's kind of like having a statue erected in your honor." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2610 Say, that reminds me. Are you a Hitchcock fan? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2611 Yeah, they probably smell my cat on me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2612 The Gingerbread Man goes to the park 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2613 Well, I guess peanut butter for body lotion wasn't such a great idea after all! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2614 Seems like your strategy for using your smartphone a little less is really working for you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2615 Any ideas on what your new film is going to be about, Mr Hitchcock? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2616 Hey man, any chance you can spare some bread? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2617 Wow, birds of a feather really do flock together. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2618 The squirrels did the same thing to me last week - its a kind of animal flash mob. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2619 You knew they flocked together the moment you identified what kinds of birds they are. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2620 I warned you not to wear that bird seed suit. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2621 Maybe #halfwitvoter wasn't a good choice? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2622 They will never believe it was "fowl" play . 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2623 You've really perfected that worm impersonation 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2624 Birds of a feather flock to leather. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2625 Shouldn't you be sitting on a stool? 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2626 Birds as a bush are worth more than two on your head. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2627 Why yes, tuppence a bag is quite a bargain. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2628 I don't think you're using the law of attraction right... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2629 You shouldn't have eaten eggs for breakfast. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2630 So your're pretty happy with your suet suit? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2631 I took you for a seedy sort! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2632 Come on, Bill. Did you eat bird food today? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2633 That's why I stopped buying clothes made of hemp. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2634 That's not the best way to feather your nest. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2635 How are today, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2636 You're a saint, Francis. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2637 Oh, so you're the one who broke the pigeon lady's heart. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2638 You won't have to splurge on a down jacket anymore. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2639 Twitter 1.0 used carrier pigeons. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2640 I just knew you were a seedy character. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2641 Mr. Peanut, I really think that you had better go inside. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2642 I definitely do not want to have, what you have. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2643 You must know a lot of secrets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2644 You should think of leasing more space 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2645 Let me save you guys the trouble. He tastes like chicken. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2646 My mama always said that someday I'd meet a guy whose life was like a bag of birdseed. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2647 To defeat the birds, you must become the birds 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2648 Gone to seed? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2649 So you are wearing your cote of coves, Jack? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2650 Don't encourage them. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2651 It says they will leave at the end of the summer Mr. Capistrano. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2652 I said, 'You look dovely'. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2653 Apparently you missed the sign about feeding the birds...... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2654 Bob, I don't think the birds are pleased you ate the canary. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2655 This park has gotten a really seedy element, lately. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2656 "Hitchcock would have loved you". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2657 What did you expect, being the seedy character that you are? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2658 Who ruffled your feathers? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2659 I got off Twitter because it's such a time suck. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2660 Yet another downside of monument removal. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2661 That's the problem with those vegan granola bars. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2662 How long have you been known as The Bird Whisperer? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2663 I always said those Tweets would be the ruin of you. Sad. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2664 Analog Tweetstorm 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2665 First the Pigeons, now the Doves... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2666 Tippi Hedren? 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2667 The gangs in the park aren't as scary as they used to be. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2668 I agree that you still are very attractive. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2669 Although rarely photographed, and almost always covered in Doves, the ghost of Prince is seen here enjoying a warm summer morning in Central Park. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2670 If you don't mind me saying, I think a trick to that "human statue" thingy might be to actually move every once in a while. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2671 George, I told you to finish that popcorn in the theater! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2672 Perhaps you should lay off peanuts for a while! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2673 Nice costume, Jake, but will it fly? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2674 Sorry, did you say "whisperer" or "whistler"? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2675 Migratory and Twitter patterns have changed. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2676 You must be the baker. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2677 What? I saw it on the cover of Vogue 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2678 You're sitting in their spot... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2679 That's not bad. Now let's try it with squirrels. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2680 You have the most birdies of any golfer I know. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2681 Seedsucker? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2682 That was an unusually long nap. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2683 Nice story Mr Hitchcock! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2684 I loved you in Home Alone 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2685 I find that if you have a buzz cut they are less interested. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2686 I told you that leisure suit made you look seedy! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2687 Please don't be fed to the pigeons. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2688 Have you tried cutting out gluten? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2689 I'm feeling somewhat crummy myself. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2690 And that's precisely why I no longer wear hemp fiber clothing. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2691 My wife had the same problem. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2692 It's amazing what a suet aftershave can do! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2693 I take it the bird-calling worked? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2694 I prefer American Eagle. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2695 You’re definitely going to have to burn that outfit. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2696 You know where I can get a hanging version of you for my patio? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2697 That must have cost a lot of dough. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2698 A Bird's-guy view 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2699 Stupid me, reading Hitchcock out loud 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2700 "So your first movie roles was in Hitchcock's "The Birds". 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2701 Ever considered wearing a simple wool jacket instead of a seasoned breadcrumb coating? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2702 It's possible that your most recent tweet had unintended consequences, Mr. President. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2703 spicey is that you???! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2704 Luckily I'm allergic to peanuts. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2705 Maybe you should just stick to a box of chocolates. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2706 You always struck me as a seedy character. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2707 I'm rather hesitant to flip to the next chapter about Psycho. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2708 We'd better switch to decaf. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2709 by any chance do you have the time? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2710 Oh, so you think the popular vote matters? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2711 No thanks. I have a budgie. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2712 Did you say a suet suit or a sweat suit? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2713 So you're the one he's attacking on Twitter today? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2714 You are covered with birds. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2715 "Don't say Hitchcock didn't warn you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2716 What do you mean you feel like you've gone to seed? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2717 I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2718 No wonder your nickname is Gregory Peck! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2719 I told you not to let yourself go to seed, Gerald. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2720 That's why I don't tweet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2721 Lady bird is that you? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2722 That reminds me. There's an Alfred Hitchcock film festival tonight 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2723 No, I don't think you should worry about ruffling a few feathers. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2724 So you say you're from Capistrano? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2725 You know, you can disable that messaging option. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2726 I told you to stop reading that biography of Saint Francis. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2727 The Inventor of Twitter 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2728 I never thought of you being that seedy.' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2729 You the Bird Man of Central Park? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2730 Sure you might be at the bottom of the pecking order now, but you'll work your way up. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2731 So you say you were the inspiration for the movie Birdman? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2732 Why do birds suddenly appear. . .? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2733 That's funny- you don't look like Tippi Hedren. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2734 I don't think it will help even if they are mockingbirds. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2735 Channelling St. Francis of Assisi is not as easy as you thought, eh? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2736 Impressive. But is there a really a market for a pigeon caller? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2737 It says right here on page 71 of the instruction manual: "Do not wear garments fabricated from birdseed cloth outdoors." 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2738 They probably smell your pigeons. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2739 Well, if you were not such a messy eater..... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2740 An artistic conceptualization of gentrification, or perhaps an artistic conceptualization of addiction, or perhaps over-population. What else could it mean? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2741 Honestly, reading a musty copy of 'The Art of the Deal' seems to repel them quite naturally! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2742 You must be the guy with the Comey memos and the Russian tapes. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2743 I knew it, Mom and even the birds like you best. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2744 What did I tell you? Isn't this better than playing Angry Birds on your phone? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2745 Agent Gingerbread? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2746 I don't think it's the Aqua Velva. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2747 That is absolutely the worst Tippi Hedren impression I've ever seen! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2748 Are you, by chance, from Alcatraz? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2749 These benches are for the birds. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2750 We had a deal! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2751 Grainola for breakfast again. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2752 well, this is something you don't see everyday. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2753 It says here if you hold real still, they won't poop on you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2754 So what am I, chopped liver? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2755 It says here for man your weight, you will need at least 30 of them to fly. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2756 Yeah, my eco-suit is a little too friendly. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2757 Try using fewer peanuts. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2758 Let me guess, Bodega Bay 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2759 Just try not to open your mouth. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2760 I got off easy. Feathers, no tar. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2761 How long does it take to wash of all the bird poop? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2762 Roses are red and violets are blue, why are those birds landing on you? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2763 Life is like a flock of pigeons. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2764 You're trendy now, but I hear there's a new park bench opening in Brooklyn tomorrow. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2765 Peace. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2766 If you must know, I'm reading the screenplay for a new Alfred Hitchcock movie. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2767 My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2768 I stand real still for hours, pretending to be a statute of the president, but right now I'm on my break. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2769 Okay, Jim, now before we go through with this I have to ask - are you a stool pigeon? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2770 Just tell them to flock off 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2771 It may be time to cut back on your tweets. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2772 Looks like someone poured glue in the birdbath again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2773 Gross! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2774 Cut all the tweeting and read a damn book! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2775 Your chick magnet fragrance needs some tuning. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2776 I think your nutritionist oversold you on the flax seed thing, Bill. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2777 Do all CIA agents have as subtle disguises as you do? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2778 You still think pheromone cologne is a good idea? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2779 I hope your bird call is still in beta. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2780 Axe body spray? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2781 I thought you were looking a little seedy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2782 You seem to being carrying quite a bird-en. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2783 I told you you've been spending too much time at Subway. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2784 Ease up on Hitchcock. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2785 You may have gone to seed. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2786 Maybe your tailor thought you said seed instead of tweed. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2787 So you're a pigeon stool. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2788 It was 1963, Bodega Bay... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2789 I hope those peanuts were organic 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2790 That's why socialism never works. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2791 Have you considered upgrading to electronic homing pigeons? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2792 I wouldn't sit there. It's covered in bird poop. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2793 I don't really get street theater, but, yeah, I liked Birdman too 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2794 Been a birder long? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2795 That had to have cost more than tuppence. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2796 Alfred Hitchcock I presume? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2797 You must have a huge dry cleaning bill. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2798 Wish I had your knack for bird calls. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2799 I see. I had something else in mind when you were bragging about your tweets. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2800 Lady Gaga, I dont' think that the popcorn suit was such a great idea 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2801 You're a little early for Fashion Week. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2802 So what's coo? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2803 They heard you work at the E.P.A. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2804 Hitchcock phoned and said Tippi will be right over. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2805 I guess you are a chick magnet. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2806 I'm reading, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2807 What do you feed them? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2808 I'm sorry it bothers you when I turn a page. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2809 I always said you were a chick magnet. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2810 Yes your flaxseed jumpsuit is trendy, but.... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2811 I've never been mistaken for a bookworm. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2812 I suppose that's what they mean by 'shitstorm'! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2813 Did you reply to all? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2814 That is a crummy jacket 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2815 Yes, your suit does have very nice flocking. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2816 If its any consolation ... I don't find you "that" seedy. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2817 Have you tried the Audobon Society? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2818 I bet that suit costs a lot of bread. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2819 Well, this is one instance where I would've taken the capital gains...AND spelled crowd correctly. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2820 You're so statuesque. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2821 I told you not to walk through the seedy part of town. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2822 It fits you well. Really! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2823 You forgot your safe word again, didn't you Carl? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2824 Can you get off the ground in that thing? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2825 I see you've tried that new all natural sunflower detergent. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2826 You must be in rich in the bush. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2827 Birds of a feather flock... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2828 Told you tweeting was dangerous! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2829 You must've misheard me. I said lox and bagel. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2830 The sign says not to feed the birds. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2831 No Ralph, I am pretty sure your new cologne smells like Doritos. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2832 I told you YouTube fragrance review is a prank. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2833 Well at least it's good weather for it. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2834 I thought the Met Gala was last week. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2835 'They just like you because you have bread' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2836 I guess I'm glad I chose the suede over the suet. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2837 I don't think Birdnip is going to catch on. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2838 Don't you think this twitter thing has gotten the better of you? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2839 You picked a bad day to wear your new hemp suit! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2840 Sorry, Harry, I didn't recognize you for a second. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2841 Tuesday. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2842 Did you remember to bring crackers? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2843 Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2844 So, how are the sunflower seeds? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2845 Seediness is going to be your downfall. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2846 I can't read those crumby books any more. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2847 Shitlist Protection Program, Mr. Comey? Don't worry, I can keep a secret 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2848 You must be related to Walter Pidgeon 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2849 Perhaps you should stop tweeting. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2850 I miss Hitchcock too! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2851 Now might be a good time to learn some pigeon English. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2852 Pepperidge Farm? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2853 Are you Alfred Hitchcock? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2854 They love chocolates from the box. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2855 Would you please move I can't concentrate. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2856 Me? I'm reading 'The Birdman Of Alcatraz". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2857 You are SO flocked. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2858 Tippi, do you take all your roles this seriously? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2859 It was 50% off. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2860 You should stop wearing those crummy cloths. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2861 Have you tried going gluten free? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2862 Is this some realistic version of Park Bench? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
2863 That's why I don't wear perfume any more. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2864 I was just about to say how statuesque you look. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2865 Say, have you ever read the screenplay for Hitchcock's, "The Birds"? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2866 You must be the Gingerbread Man. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2867 Nope, I don't see any press. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2868 The city has been warning us aboout seed characters hanging out on park benches, but I guess you know about that... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2869 Wow, they're are awfully peckish today. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2870 Your bird calls really send a message! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2871 I know how it feels, I used to be the BREADWINNER. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2872 Will you never learn to share? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2873 I think your popcorn buttons are problematic. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2874 Are you all right, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2875 Love your book, Mr. Audobon 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2876 Positively Hitchcockian. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2877 Great idea, Mr. President. No one would expect the 'Birdman of Alcatraz' defense. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2878 You might want to brush the breadcrumbs off you when you eat your sandwich. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2879 That's why you are not supposed to feed the birds. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2880 It says your symptoms are Bird Flu. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2881 'Psycho'? No, wait. That was the one with the girl in the shower. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2882 I don't get any affection at home. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2883 Never liked you birdwatchers. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2884 Your tweets are so annoying. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2885 Wanna hear another chapter? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2886 Maybe you should go gluten-free. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2887 So many birds, so little time 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2888 Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2889 I told you not to wear that perfume. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2890 I told you they smelled fear. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2891 I'm pretty sure they recommmend wearing a SUIT to an interview, not SUET. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2892 I'm done using sunflower seed oil as skin moisturizer. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2893 I picked up a lot of birdies on the back-nine over the last week. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2894 This must be new Marvel character I've been hearing about. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2895 I told you that bread suit was gauche. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2896 Nice bird suet. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2897 There was a corpse here last week 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2898 You're just begging for twitter commentary. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2899 You think that you've got enough bird seed there, Butch? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2900 I used my seed money to invest in pork bellies. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2901 I agree, "Popcorn" would be an evocative scent for a cologne. But you might want to tweak it a little. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2902 Maybe next time you should whistle something different. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2903 I told you to be careful what you tweet. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2904 I guess I'm more of a cat person. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2905 Breadcrumbs? Nope, sorry, gluten free. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2906 Looks like it's dinner time. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2907 Could it be your aftershave? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2908 Where do you get your ideas from, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2909 I warned you about feeding them avocado toast. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2910 I thought "going to seed" was just a metaphor. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2911 Are you wearing that new peanut oil after shave? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2912 Next time get it without sesame seeds. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2913 Yeah, that's why I gave up my twitter account. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2914 I don't have time for that social media nonsense! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2915 Well, I guess the first attempt at the urban scarepigeon backfired. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2916 I told you I distinctly heard the salesman say seed suit,not tweed suit. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2917 I thought you looked like the seedy type. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2918 Impressive, but I'm still going to use sunscreen. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2919 If you're naked under there, just don't even say it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2920 That's the very reason I never wear a suet and tie. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2921 Hitchcock did it better. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2922 Mr Hitchcock I presume. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2923 Would you keep it down over there? I'm trying to read. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2924 No thanks, I don't eat popcorn. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2925 Pardon me, Mr. Peanut, do you have the time? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2926 How long have you lived in Bodega Bay? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2927 Maybe you should stop tweeting. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2928 Chirps travel fast around here. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2929 Looks like you're involved in Twitter storm. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2930 Mr. Trump, that is a very flighty coverup! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2931 Halfway through. Please don't ruin the ending. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2932 Reverend, for being retired you still attract quite an active flock. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2933 So, how's that tweeting working for you? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2934 I'm new here in Alcatraz. You? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2935 I told you to stop "retweeting" everything! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2936 Maybe you should cut back on your Twitter feed? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2937 They're picky ! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2938 Get the flock away from me. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2939 I told you you should cut out bread. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2940 You've really picked a poor place to go to seed. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2941 It's my remedy for empty nest syndrome 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2942 Ladies and Gentlemen, this man is for the birds. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2943 Some days the pigeons win; some days the statues win. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2944 Frommer's mentioned this part was seedy. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2945 Walter, who do you think you're fooling? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2946 You may need to rethink quinoa clothing. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2947 I understand the 'bushel and a peck' but don't you think 'the hug around the neck' has gone a bit too far? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2948 It's definitely your cologne or aftershave. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2949 Have you tried not whistling? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2950 Excuse me, but you are getting lots of tweets. Did you go viral? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2951 You should consider a napkin the next time you eat a sandwich. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2952 I thought you only had pinworms. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2953 I good go for a snack, Dave. Did you remember to bring the sunflower seeds? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2954 Harold, you've gone to seed. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2955 What are they doing?" "Looking for seed money. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2956 I warned you about carrying all those breadcrumbs around 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2957 They saw the movie. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2958 You're like a living Twitter mob. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2959 How are you liking that flaxseed suit? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2960 You must have a birds eye view 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2961 You still eating those seedy, whole grain breads? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2962 Changing to scented soap was a bad idea 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2963 How's that Paleo working out? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2964 Told you the millet suit was a bad idea. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2965 I suggest throwing it out not up. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2966 Stay away from Sea World. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2967 Are those the President's tweets? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2968 I'll never warm up to tweeting. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2969 I see that you're an ornithologist! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2970 Oooooo, Hitchcock's 'The Birds'. Grrrrreat book. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2971 I'm familiar with his work but I've only seen 'Rear Window' and 'Psycho'. Why do you ask? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2972 This is exactly why you shouldn't wear a dinner jacket before 7 p.m. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2973 My advice don't move, just let them finish. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2974 I think her daughter is Melanie Griffith by a first marriage. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2975 I wish i was that popular. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2976 It should be clear to each of you that, despite Donald'ls efforts, there is no place in our efforts at the table for Donald. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2977 It's not the birds' fault. They were just following the trail of crumbs. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2978 Maybe you should try to be more statuesque. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2979 Enough murmuring! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2980 I saw the downside of Twitter long ago. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2981 Could it be your deodorant? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2982 Do you want me to call animal control or can you handle the situation? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2983 I hear you've learned how to weave clothing from flax seeds? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2984 No, I've never had a Tweet go viral. Why? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2985 It says here, suet not suit. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2986 What was your tweet? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2987 Come here often? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2988 Hey, you got your own little Capistrano goin' here? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2989 Flock off... will ya?! I'm trying to read here 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2990 Mr Hitchcock I presume. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2991 Run, Forrest. Run. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2992 Bird flu you say? Well, I'm glad it's not contagious. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2993 That's why I didn't get a Chia pet. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2994 I hate seasonal allergies, too. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2995 You never listen to me!. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
2996 So, you poured on maple syrup and then rolled in bird seed? Hmm, I'll have to try that 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2997 All your tweets just make look crazy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2998 Not to worry, they're not migratory. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2999 I warned you not to wear that crumby suit to the park. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3000 How long have you been lovey-dovey? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3001 Do you mind? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3002 What the flock!?!? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3003 Still feeling seedy? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3004 Pigeons. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3005 I was just reading a book about loneliness. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3006 I think I should begin by understanding why the caged bird sings. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3007 Tell me you at least got Tippi Hedren's autograph. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3008 One more reason to stay off Twitter. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3009 Another tweet...? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3010 You are right, you have gone to seed 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3011 John, I know you are old-fashioned and all, but don't you think it's about time you consider switching to email vs carrier pigeon? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3012 This is why I'm gluten-free now. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3013 Miss Gaga, I told you that dress wasn't practical 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3014 Do you know any more bird calls? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3015 What's for dessert? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3016 You guys gonna finish that? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3017 You should have put your box of chocolates away. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3018 Got any more sunflower seeds? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3019 I like Mary Poppins as much as anyone, but I was a little nervous when you said, "listen to this." 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3020 Looks like the swallows are returning to Cappy this year. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3021 Too bad the President doesn't need a scarecrow, you'd be perfect! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3022 If you ditch those seedy clothes, the birds might leave you alone. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3023 So, just how many Twitter followers do you have? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3024 Excuse me, but your tweets are very distracting, Mr. President. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3025 I sm more of a hawk than a dove. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3026 Just stop all the tweeting, okay? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3027 What did you have for lunch? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3028 The working title could be Imprinting Gone Wild. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3029 Noah? Is that you? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3030 What the flock are you doing? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3031 So it says that if a bird flies left to right in front of you, it means you will achieve your goals. If they fly right to left in front of you, you may encounter obstacles. Can you remember which way they were flying? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3032 How do you pronounce "Columbidae"? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3033 Happy Birdday 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3034 Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to coat yourself in breadcrumbs. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3035 Sorry this reminds of the time I fell into the bird pit at the pet store last week. It was terrifying plz delete. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3036 Life is like a box of what? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3037 That's what you get for shopping at Whole Foods. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3038 That wasn't cologne. It was worm juice. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3039 Well, it's because I'm a failed scarecrow. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3040 Maybe you should back off on the granola. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3041 That's not what I meant by a tweet storm! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3042 Damn, Bill. You should really slow down on the tweeting. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3043 I said you'd look good in Barleycorn 'tweeds.' 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3044 Just before Passover, you are supposed to be crumb free. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3045 Friend, you really have gone to seed 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3046 I'd say you're? more of a chickadee magnet. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3047 Feelin' cumby? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3048 That suet-scented cologne is really doing it for you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3049 Like I said, "Flock you!" 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3050 Well, this one is for the birds! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3051 I preferred 'Psycho'. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3052 Yes, when you sat down, I thought you looked seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3053 Tuppence a bag eh? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3054 Catchy tune, Katniss. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3055 Baby, what is a three-letter word for a sticky substance? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3056 When the kindly old woman singing "tuppence a bag" turns out to be a hired assassin... 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3057 Are you trying to do TWEETS again? I thought you learned your lesson last time. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3058 "Maybe you should have brushed the crumbs off your shirt"' 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3059 Maybe an occasional shower would help 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3060 "Your friends missed Capistrano by a long shot". 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3061 So, just when did you get out of Alcatraz? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3062 Looks like you've gone to seed. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3063 Okay, "Camp Town Races" works, too. Try whistling the theme to "Bonanza." 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3064 I warned you, Mr. Peanut. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3065 So, Mr. Hitchcock, what will your next movie be about? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3066 I use eau de feline. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3067 I told you not to touch them right after they hatch. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3068 Noah? Is that you? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3069 I told you that cool beard would come to no good 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3070 I knew they'd reject your panko substitute. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3071 Cinderella will be so jealous. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3072 I told you not to retweet. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3073 Your after shave attracts chicks. Happy now? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3074 You might want to cut back on your Tweeting, Mr. President. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3075 Eaten up by Pacifism, are you. Would you like to talk about it? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3076 I was a statue in a previous life. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3077 If you think this is unpleasant, wait for the falcons show up. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3078 Don't feed the humans! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3079 Bard College? More like Bird College if you ask me. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3080 Not so nice being pixelated is it Bob? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3081 It says right here only 69 percent of of your carbon came from corn. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3082 New suet of clothes? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3083 You're supposed to throw them! You hold onto the bread pieces, well........ 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3084 Mind your own flocking business! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3085 Boy that guy must be covered in birdseed...or they think he's a statue 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3086 You really are a chick magnet. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3087 Oh sure, they would take your side. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3088 Ticks or fleas? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3089 Blame it on those organic crumbs! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3090 You can get on a "do not call" list if you want. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3091 How long have you been working at the granary? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3092 I think I know you...'Home Alone 2', right? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3093 Are you nuts? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3094 That bird call app really works! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3095 You really are a worm. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3096 And which Hitchcock film are you referring to? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3097 Maybe you should stop tweeting so much. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3098 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SUIT MADE FROM BIRD SEED WILL CATCH ON? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3099 I see your habit of rolling in bird seed is finally paying off. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3100 Have you tried reporting them to Twitter? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3101 Alfred's Epiphany 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3102 So, I hear you're high on the pecking order. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3103 I suggest wearing something other than Civil War uniforms. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3104 The Rubber Band Man has nothing on you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3105 The book is called "Without Feathers." I'll be glad to loan it to you when I'm done. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3106 Audubon is that you? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3107 New Cologne, Stan? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3108 Another tweetstorm? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3109 How's that vegan suit working out for you? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3110 .....and that's why I don't buy my clothing at Old Navy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3111 I told you you smell fowl. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3112 I thought you were gluten free. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3113 No, I would not advise putting the nuts in your pocket. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3114 Too many tweets? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3115 Are you wearing something different this morning, dear? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3116 Can you turn the pages quieter? You are kind of distracting me. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3117 Tell me more about this new weight loss program. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3118 Didn't I read somewhere that Melanie Griffith's your daughter? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3119 "Et tu?" Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3120 Has anyone ever told you that you're pigeon-toed? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3121 You may want to consider a trade, Mr. Harvey. New York isn't for everyone. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3122 I told you you were Tweeting too much, Carl. Look at all the unwanted followers you have now. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3123 It says here "Try changing your seedy clothes." 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3124 Try not to sit so still. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3125 "Miss Hedren, I think you have something on your shoe". 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3126 At least you can't say they don't like you! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3127 That's another disadvantage of those biodegradable books that nobody talks about. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3128 You clearly went too far with that last tweet! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3129 Did you read the warning on the Eco Clothing fabric? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3130 There's a great laundromat around the corner that can get rid of those crumbs. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3131 My brother has a dry cleaning business, and by the way St Francis never used seeds. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3132 Psh. What a pizza face. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3133 I'd cut back on tweeting. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3134 There seems to be a mutual attraction. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3135 You're taking this 'birds of a feather' thing just a bit too seriously, Hank! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3136 Actually, it's The Peterson Field Guide to Eastern Birds 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3137 Love birds I presume. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3138 So, is this your worst nightmare, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3139 Are you a seedy character? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3140 Tweet storm? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3141 I told you not to eat a whole bag of popcorn. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3142 I told you that you had a crummy personality. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3143 That's enough seven seed bread. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3144 Excuse me. Where do I find the Gingerbread Man? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3145 So feathers are the new fur? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3146 I told you this park is seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3147 It looks like you've been flocked! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3148 Next time, wash off all the bagel seeds before you come here. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3149 I'm having flashbacks of a terrifying Alfred Hitchcock movie I once saw. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3150 So, what's all the " flap" about? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3151 You are bread inside. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3152 Looks like you're the statue and the pigeon. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3153 Covering yourself with suet is not the same as a bird landing on your podium. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3154 Try not to dwell on the negative side of being statuesque. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3155 Maybe you should try changing your after shave lotion. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3156 The book is better than the movie. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3157 I warned you about wearing that silly feather hat. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3158 I wish my Twitter feed was that popular. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3159 I've heard of seedy personalities, but this is absurd 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3160 Does your wife Robin know about this? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3161 The Twitter Manual says you should delete your account, Mr. President. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3162 You should have taken Jim Lehrer's advice. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3163 I thought you were just being dramatic when you said you were going to seed. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3164 Was it like this in Alcatraz, too? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3165 So, is this your first slime in New York? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3166 It appears that you have gone to seed. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3167 Why don't you give up those crummy books? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3168 You might want to rethink the bread crumb body wash. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3169 I see you bought your suet at Barney's. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3170 Careless tweeting can have consequences. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3171 Have you seen the latest Hitchcock movie? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3172 May I suggest Instagram, Mr. President. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3173 Lucky I wasn’t reading what that guy was reading. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3174 No I'm sorry I don't have a handkerchief. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3175 Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3176 Oh they match your shirt! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3177 Birdwatching? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3178 You know, I have a similar problem -- only with mosquitoes. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3179 Immolation by birds - is that a new Occupy Park Bench protest strategy. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3180 I bet it tastes like chicken. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3181 The bird-seed suit was a bad idea, I see 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3182 They have lint rollers as low as $1.99 at IKEA. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3183 I loved you in Mary Poppins. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3184 you've gotta real good whistle there buddy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3185 I'm not sure you've really understood the key principles of camouflage 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3186 No, Mr Hitchcock, I don't have the time. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3187 Michael Keaton? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3188 I take it you're a regular here? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3189 "You are the bread of their eye". 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3190 Your suit will go well with whatever perfume you're wearing 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3191 I wouldn't pigeon hole you like that. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3192 It can be a burden to have a lot of dough, huh? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3193 Crumbs, now that name makes sense! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3194 Mr Trump, I think carrier pigeons may be immigrants. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3195 Looks to me like you're flocked 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3196 Did I mention, I hate free range pigeons! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3197 And then Miss Poppins said... 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3198 I'm wondering mate if that bloody wizard might not have been British after all. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3199 That's why I stopped packing peanut butter sandwiches for lunch 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3200 Maybe you should dial down your animal magnetism! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3201 If only I was tastier. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3202 you are undocumented? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3203 Sir, the Special Counsel has been appointed, and you can't hide behind tweets forever. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3204 I have a Tom Lehrer song on my I-Pod which you might find helpful." 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3205 Anything for attention. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3206 Congressman, there are a few things I'd like to discuss with you 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3207 That's why I gave up Twitter. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3208 These Hitchcock stories are quite something. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3209 Well, at least they're not buzzards. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3210 That's why I stopped ordering the everything bagel 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3211 Maybe if you changed your last name from "Capistrano"? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3212 This is why I don't eat bread. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3213 Tweeting in the park is not a good idea. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3214 Recycling? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3215 I loved Rear Window. Which Hitchcock movie was your favorite? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3216 Why can't you just let it go? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3217 This time you're really flocked! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3218 Really? I, for one, love Hitchcock! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3219 So you're looking for seed money? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3220 You must be feeding them gluten free grain. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3221 Did you not realize that the bird whistle holds the force? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3222 It says here they are attracted to seedy sorts who spend inordinate amounts of time on park benches and it's incurable. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3223 ...another chapter in the weaponizing of everything. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3224 You're right, they clearly show a preference for the gluten-free! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3225 Yet another reason the book is better than the movie. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3226 To be honest, I still think people will notice you. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3227 Any relation to the Bird Man of Alcatraz? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3228 I told you looking too statuesque would get you into trouble. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3229 I'm pretty sure you're tweeting wrong 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3230 Entry #1: I can give you the name of a good dry cleaner on East 73rd. Entry #2: Too much tweeting, eh Mr. President? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3231 Is your name Patsy, by chance? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3232 Its becuase your clothes look so seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3233 I told you that suit looked seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3234 What's the pecking order? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3235 I TOLD YOU YOU'RE LOOKING SEEDY.. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3236 I used to share a bench with a guy covered in parakeets. Yeah, you heard me right, parakeets. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3237 When do you feed the squirrels? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3238 Life is like a box of chocolates. You just have to remember not to leave it open. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3239 It's the flaxseed in your vegan sunscreen. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3240 There may be a downside to "Briciole De Pane" designer clothing 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3241 I see you're learning the pecking order. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3242 Hitchcock, Alfred Hitchcock. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3243 I warned you about that bug repellent. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3244 Did you see the latest tweets? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3245 It's my environmentally friendly T-shirt. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3246 Do you Tweet? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3247 You look crumby... 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3248 Well , your suit is somewhat seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3249 I guess seeding is believing!? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3250 On page 63, It says you need to cut back on your consumption of peanuts! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3251 FYI, your You Tube video - "The Birds - Part II" has made the most viewed list. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3252 Is that the new Hitchcock biography? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3253 You said you are a descendent of St. Francis? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3254 The promise to 'attract more birds' is more literal here than in Britain. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3255 Is that you, Tippi? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3256 Well, 'Flock' to you too! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3257 Ah......a bird whisperer. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3258 You look like Orville Redenbacher, that's why. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3259 Please stay still while I look-up each species. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3260 I had no idea you did bird calls. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3261 So there IS downside to being Mr. Peanut. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3262 Have you considered adjusting your gluten intake? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3263 I warned you not to get in a Twitter war with Trump. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3264 I guess you have reserved seed-ing. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3265 It means you eat too many carbs. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3266 That Hitchcock was stranger than fiction. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3267 Mama always said, life is like a flock of hawklets. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3268 I told you not to jog in a suet suit. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3269 I have the name of a good cleaners if you need it. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3270 Wow! You're lucky! That's a yellow-bellied sap-sucker! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3271 I guess you're glad that cows don't fly. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3272 Wow, this beats the internet. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3273 Yeah, I thought his outfit looked a bit seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3274 You've convinced me of your animal magnetism, but I'm still not interested. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3275 Let me guess... President of the "Tippi Hedren" fan club? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3276 See, " I told you it was a "seedy" looking suit"!! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3277 Audubon.com. Why? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3278 I hope you're sitting on newspaper. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3279 Too much flaxseed on your granola again, Albert? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3280 i hate it when he tweets via pigeon post. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3281 I see you're busy at moment, sir, but do you have the time? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3282 Holy shit! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3283 Maybe building a wall would help. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3284 What was that about a box of chocolates? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3285 Is that suet after shave lotion you have on? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3286 Did you say your name was Audubon? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3287 I was bred down south, but I'm just a crumb up here. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3288 Just be happy they're not buzzards. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3289 It says here they only eat high quality feed, so you should consider this a compliment. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3290 I told you not to buy sunscreen made with peanut oil. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3291 Looks like you could've left your binoculars at home 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3292 The compost friendly honey suit might have been a mistake. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3293 I think your breadcrumb bodywash is the problem. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3294 Did you forget your 'safe word'? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3295 Upon reflection ... popcorn scented body spray might not have been the best idea. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3296 They dove in unexpectedly 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3297 I told you not to order the seeded bagel. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3298 I always suspected you were a bit seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3299 Big deal. I was someone's turtle dove once, too. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3300 You want me to call Mrs. Peanut? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3301 Give 'em an inch, they'll take a mile. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3302 That you Alfred? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3303 Sewing the seeds of your own destruction into your clothing is always, always, a bad idea. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3304 Maybe you should try a low carb diet 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3305 Have you considered a gluten-free diet? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3306 I'm a bit of a bird-lover too, but unlike yours, mine is a story of unrequited love. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3307 You have to stop tweeting so much. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3308 The day the gingerbread man learned not to go to the park 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3309 Johnny Appleseed? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3310 As I told you. That aftershave lotion is for the birds. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3311 I can't seem to find any instructions in English. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3312 I too thought you looked seedy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3313 Hmmm. I guess that new bird seed-scented laundry detergent really is a thing! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3314 Are you waiting for Godot? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3315 Darn, why didn't I cover myself with birdseed! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3316 So, is this your first trip to Bodega Bay? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3317 Just another seedy character at the park. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3318 Wearing your summer suet now? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3319 You don't have feathers, you are not a bird. You're flocked. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3320 Funny you should ask, I'm reading 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.' 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3321 Hope is a thing with feathers !! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3322 That animal magnetism won't last forever, you know. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3323 There are still a few problems with that peanut-based fabric. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3324 I think you got a little something on your jacket. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3325 "Holy pigeon poop"! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3326 I told you to go easy on the buttery popcorn cologne! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3327 No wonder you know everything. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3328 I just hope the bird of paradise does not fly up your nose. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3329 How long have you been pigeon stool? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3330 I thought you were gluten free. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3331 Does this mean I get Rear Window? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3332 The book is better. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3333 There has to be a better way to meet Mike Tyson. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3334 You are covered in tweets. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3335 Last time I buy Gerbal Essences shampoo. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3336 Excuse me, I think a feather landed on you. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3337 Did you hear they are producing a remake of Hitchcock's movie "The Birds" ? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3338 If I hadn't seeded it myself, I wouldn't have believed it! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3339 Word has spread you are offering a gluten-free alternative. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3340 Feed the birds here often? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3341 Good to see you. Last I saw you was at Alcatraz! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3342 Oh Shoot! ...There's no mention here how to cancel a bird call. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3343 Cheever's Falconer. What are you reading? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3344 They're attracted to your edible underwear. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3345 'Can I suggest 5 Things to Watch For When Feeding Birds' ? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3346 I most certainly DID say that 'Tweeting will devour you' wasn't a metaphor. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3347 Careful, Steven. It says here that purposeful bird calling is the park's leading cause of death. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3348 Taking the sound off Twitter will help. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3349 Eau de Raptor cologne? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3350 Are you familiar with Alfred Hitchcock? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3351 Thanks for asking. I am reading "Eyeless in Gaza" by Aldous Huxley 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3352 He must be top seeded. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3353 Toldja not to feed 'em. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3354 I warned you about too much tweeting. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3355 Says here you should probably cut back on the gluten. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3356 since catching the bird flu, I read in peace. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3357 See, even the birds hate your singing. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3358 You gonna eat all that? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3359 This can't be healthy 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3360 Overwhelmed by tweets? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3361 What does he have that I don't? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3362 Miss Hedren? I had thought you had died! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3363 I told you not to order the bird seed omelet for lunch but did you listen to me ? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3364 I'm sorry I called you "seedy"! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3365 No, the other cologne. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3366 Please, no sudden moves before I find out whodunit. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3367 I'm trying to read here, could you keep it down please? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3368 I warned you not to whistle that tune. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3369 Don't try the Woodpecker blend. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3370 I blame Gluten. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3371 Can't hear you clearly. Try twittering. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3372 Mom also always liked you better. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3373 Sorry, I'm reading Tippi Hedren's autobiography. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3374 Sorry, it doesn't go into detail about getting them off AFTER winning a Grammy. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3375 Birdemic 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3376 Wow, great bird whistle you got there. Does it work in reverse? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3377 Wow! You literally are nuts. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3378 Honey? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3379 Does it work on women too? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3380 Hey buddy, you may want to check your inbox. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3381 I don't think there's going to be a remake. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3382 That's why I always wear polyester. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3383 I apologize for saying you looked seedy. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3384 Sir, the act reads: pigeon attack is a pre-existing condition. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3385 They do really love you back, huh, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3386 You're too sweet 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3387 I suggested a sweatsuit not a suetsuit. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3388 What did I tell you about tweets? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3389 Well, I know, but does rolling in honey and peanut crumbs really cure a cold? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3390 I don't think that's what your Grandson meant by "tweets". 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3391 My, what a lot of little feathered friends you have ! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3392 Are you from Capistrano? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3393 Oh, don't get your feathers ruffled, it isn't a true story. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3394 PLEASE, do not feed the birds! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3395 I see you're using gluten free breadcrumbs. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3396 Next time you bring the Subway. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3397 You must be from out of town. Act like you don't "give a fu**" and they'll fly away. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3398 That's why I only wear polyester in the park. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3399 That wouldn't happen if you didn't have such a seedy personality. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3400 New suet-scented aftershave? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3401 Sue it! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3402 Personally, I prefer clothing made from hemp over clothing made from sunflower seeds, but to each his own. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3403 I'm really getting tired of your constant tweets. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3404 Hey Charlie! you are going to have to stop feeding the birds that gourmet popcorn 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3405 I used to envy your statuesque physique. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3406 I read here that birds of a feather flock together. Is that apropos? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3407 Mary Poppins, sure I've seen it. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3408 If you just ignore them, they'll eventually stop. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3409 You've finally gone to seed. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3410 I know everything there is to know about the shrimpin business... 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3411 You really ought to go gluten free. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3412 It says here not to sit next to seedy guys on park benches... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3413 I'm allergic to pigeons. Whatever you do, don't sneeze. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3414 I told you not to wear your good suet. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3415 Clearly, Google Nest is not approved for outdoor use. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3416 So how was the breadcrumb food truck festival anyway? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3417 Congrats Frank. Looks like you have perfected your "Eau de Bagle" 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3418 And to think all those years I considered cologne superfluous. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3419 Chocolate, schmocolate, *my* mama always said life is like a box of birdseed. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3420 Might want to avoid sunflower seeds at lunch from now on, Morty. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3421 You are not supposed to Tweet in this park. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3422 You may want to re-think that sunflower seed body wash. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3423 Must've been a popular tweet. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3424 Haven't you ever seen "The Birds?" 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3425 You, my friend, are for the birds. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3426 You, also, should probably stop Tweeting. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3427 Which bakery do you use? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3428 No, I gave up Twitter, back in January. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3429 I understand your desire to remain an undisclosed source for my story on the current state of the president’s sanity, but you are the President, sir. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3430 And they said you'd only ever wear your Met Ball outfit once... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3431 Birdy, your such a show off. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3432 That's what you get for tweeting so much, Mr. President. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3433 Hey! I know a better way to tweet. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3434 Better cut back on your tweets! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
3435 Flock off! I was here first. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3436 Must be your aftershave! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
3437 I told you not to feed them Harold. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
3438 I see,Trump tweeted about you... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3439 Probably time to make a rhyme for birds, Gingerbread Man. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
3440 Do you have a bird feeder at home? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3441 Will you cut out the cooing and the clucking and the flapping and the clicking!! I cannot concentrate!! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3442 Two things 1.) You are an excellent bird magnet how do you do it? 2.) Did you like the story "Bird Man"? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3443 You should've bought the regular bird seed. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
3444 It looks like you mistook bread crumbs for bath powder this morning. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3445 I told you your cologne smelled of birdseed... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
3446 It must suck to be a gingerbread man. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
3447 Are those all Russian carrying pigeons Sir? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3448 Is it because you look like Alfred Hitchcock? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3449 They seem to think your tweets are for the birds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3450 It's no good hiding, Agnes, I know you're in there. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3451 You've always had a way with animals. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3452 This is why it's best to avoid best sellers. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3453 I need to buy those seeds for my bird feeder! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3454 That's what you get for wearing a bread crumb suit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3455 I warned you about that gluten-free diet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3456 SEEING BIRDLY COVERED ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3457 The book version is always better. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3458 I'm not sure you understand tweeting 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3459 I prefer A Flock of Seagulls, personally. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3460 Name's Atticus. What's yours? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3461 You seem to be doing a lot of tweeting over there. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3462 If you showered more often, maybe you wouldn't be so birdy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3463 Bad day to forget bird repellent. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3464 Hurry up my familiars, for I shall eat what is left and we shall all incorporate his powerful essence within. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3465 Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will attract. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3466 Even on a quiet day in the park, my fate seems to be wingman for the chick magnet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3467 I know I said, "literally rolling in the dough," but I didn't actually mean "literally". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3468 Trump's like that with WASPS. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3469 Peanut butter is not a very good idea for a sun block. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3470 Hey, Peanut, change your name! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3471 Suits made of breadcrumbs are so in right now. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3472 You got to be a feast to your friends one last time. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3473 Get the flock out of here! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3474 Great bird call. Now how do you make them go away? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3475 You were asking literally for seed money for your new suit design. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3476 changed your after shave? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3477 I guess you shouldn't feed them quinoa. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3478 Must be your statuesque figure. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3479 Why do I always pick the bench with a seedy old man? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3480 I told you man cannot dress by bread alone. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3481 I told you to stop wearing that bird seed scented cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3482 I told you to be careful not to spill those sunflower seeds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3483 We've gone through thirteen hundred of these captions and not one is as entertaining as the Human Cannonball. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3484 I told you to switch from Sunflower to Olive Oil 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3485 Me, I never Tweet. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3486 You really give a whole new meaning to tweeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3487 They make a cologne called 'Bread Crumbs'? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3488 Go away, Ii saw that movie already! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3489 well, i've heard of birds of a feather... who the flock are you? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3490 Mister Hitchcock, I presume? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3491 I don't know whether it's the birds or something else, but seem particularly crazy today. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3492 I think you need to stop heckling magicians with trained doves. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3493 Says here they've been Africanized. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3494 You must have fed them well during the winter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3495 Like I said, you need to read more. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3496 Orville Redenbacher? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3497 You really have gone to seed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3498 You may be overdoing the St. Francis thing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3499 Right. That old trick. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3500 You're right, Mr. Hitchcock, that would be an interesting idea for a movie. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3501 This brings new meaning to "Birds of a feather flock together". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3502 How many twitter followers do you have??? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3503 Millet Man might not have been the best choice. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3504 This time don't open your mouth and for heaven's sake keep your eyes close. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3505 Do you mind? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3506 Maybe you should stop wearing that Eau de Birdseed cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3507 Escaped from Alcatraz, you say? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3508 The result of excessive tweeting? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3509 I know this is silly to ask ... but are you the Birdman of Central Park? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3510 And yet he is still signing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3511 The footnote does warn not to repeat the more than twice. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3512 Looks like that Hitchcock retrospective had a profound effect on you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3513 So, Dakota, you're Tippi Hedren's granddaughter? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3514 Say, have you seen "The Birds?" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3515 I notice that you've been bringing your work home since you got the job at the landfill. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3516 I hear going gluten-free is good for that. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3517 AND THATS WHY I AM GLUTEN FREE 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3518 Man down! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3519 Maybe you were a Disney princess in your past life? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3520 Must be your worm cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3521 I know it's healthy but you might be eating too much millet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3522 It says here they're lovey-dovies. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3523 They must be birds of the same feather in your cap. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3524 I liked the movie version better 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3525 Apparently, birds love a nut. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3526 Do you really think they'd still love you if you wore clothes and didn't smear yourself with peanut butter? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3527 Have I ever told you what my favorite Hitchcock movie is? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3528 They don't know you're gluten-free. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3529 Maybe you should audition for the Tin Man instead. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3530 Well, your mother-in-law DOES call you a seedy character. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3531 I'm sorry? You just flew in, from where? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3532 I think you read the wrong book on attraction. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3533 It says to wear less bread. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3534 Sapsucker before Memorial Day? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3535 Change your perfume. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3536 I wish I were a chick magnet 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3537 The book does say as you get older, you go to seed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3538 A suet sweatsuit. Sweet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3539 I warned you eating too much seedy bread and fiber would get you into trouble! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3540 What did Pauline Klael write in her review of The Birds ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3541 Psst. Sarg says you might be overplaying your role as a stool pigeon. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3542 Now we know what that sound means. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3543 You must be one of those hayseeds from the Midwest. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3544 Stating the obvious, but the Wonderbread leisure suit wasn't a good idea. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3545 You need a makeover. That outfit is for the birds 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3546 Do I detect l'eau de stale bread? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3547 I heard about your latest tweet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3548 I told you a suit made of crackers was a bad idea... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3549 I went seedless. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3550 What are you some kind of a nut case? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3551 Are you the one they call 'the Birdman'? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3552 I’m impressed that, even as ex-president, you get unwavering loyalty. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3553 --dead man sitting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3554 Clever way to hide yourself from the IRS! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3555 That's why I picked up reading instead. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3556 You need to abandon the suet cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3557 When your colleague turns into bread... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3558 Should I call Tom Lehrer? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3559 The same thing happened to me when I read Hitchcock. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3560 That's a lot of tweets. Oh, Mr. President, is that you? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3561 You seem peckish. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3562 And I thought volunteering to read to the blind would be boring. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3563 What book are you reading? "It's a new virtual novel called The Birds" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3564 Forrest Gump blows into a foil whistle he has just fashioned out of a candy wrapper. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3565 I think you're on to something. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3566 My guess would be somewhere around 620 in the bush. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3567 MythBusters verify that birds of a feather stick together! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3568 I told you it was better to be a hawk than a dove. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3569 So you say you're from Alcatraz? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3570 They call me 'bird man.' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3571 "A Sanctuary City" doesn't extend to swallows... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3572 You are Putin´s undercover agent …right? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3573 Excuse me ... is all that necessary? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3574 I told you that I was good at playing statues. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3575 Great pitch Mr. Hitchcock, but I don't think your film will sell. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3576 That's what you get for sending out so many tweets, Mr. President. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3577 No, this is the birds’ watching club- the birds’ watch you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3578 I told you the paparizzi are gone. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3579 Tippi Hedren would be impressed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3580 It's a book about replacing microbeads in bodywash with oats. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3581 I thought you were a Squirrel guy ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3582 Try moving. They think you're a monument. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3583 Tuppence a bag, you say? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3584 You sure know how to attract pigeons, Mr President. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3585 He fed them for many years. Now it's their turn to feed on him. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3586 So … homeless homing pigeons? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3587 'See, this is why I left Twitter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3588 I know you're a struggling artist. But they just see a big loaf. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3589 Thanks, but I'm not on Twitter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3590 Did you lose your stool? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3591 The Hamburglers fatal mistake. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3592 Did you wear your suet again? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3593 So, how long have you been a serious birder? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3594 So, how is that 'Run, run as fast as you can' thing going for you, Gingerbread Man? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3595 You're being a flocking nuisance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3596 I hear in Russia the birds feed YOU. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3597 Now I see why my wife loves birdfeeding. So much attention 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3598 Aren't you supposed to be standing over there? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3599 Bookworm? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3600 Shark Tank aside, is the world really ready for a suet suit? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3601 They've always liked you better 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3602 All things considered Mr Stroud, wouldn't you rather be back in Alcatraz? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3603 You have that new car smell. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3604 This is why I got rid of Twitter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3605 What the flock is going on? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3606 Can I have your bird seed recipe? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3607 It says that this is how they did it before bread. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3608 You ever see that Alfred Hitchcock movie? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3609 You'll have to tell me which deli that's from. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3610 My Mother used to say, 'Saying No is the hardest part!' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3611 It says here they're endangered.. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3612 Are you the Alcatraz guy??? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3613 Peanut butter and birdseed does look good on you though. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3614 best bird calls I've ever heard mister 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3615 I tried to tell you that outfit looked seedy 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3616 Now here comes the hard part. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3617 I told you to stop live-tweeting your location. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3618 "How's that "life is like a box of chocolate's" thing working out now"? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3619 Binge feeding - you should apply for a patent! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3620 You should check out the embarrassment rehab. My thing was the bushes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3621 I prefer biographies rather than Hitchcock. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3622 Must you use so much fowl language? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3623 They sometimes get confused between bird feeder "thing" and bird feeder "person." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3624 Must be your organic clothing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3625 How's that Hemp suit workin' out for ya, carl? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3626 Tuppence a bag eh? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3627 Trump, just stop tweeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3628 You're a flight risk under this bench's bail guidelines. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3629 I knew being pigeon-toed could prove lethal. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3630 Are you Robert Crumb? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3631 So? I wanted to read. You wanted click-bait. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3632 They think you're a statue. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3633 'My naturopath says it'll get rid of the worms." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3634 You shouldn't throw the seeds at them; it makes them angry. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3635 OK, but technically it's a kit of goddam pigeons. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3636 Melania? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3637 I find you to be quite attractive 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3638 I think you follow too many people on Twitter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3639 Did you ever think of changing your cologne? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3640 Suit of suet? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3641 They'll always be at your peck and call. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3642 They like the taste of cheap wine and the perfume of funk. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3643 Wanna hear a good tweet? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3644 And you told me reading fiction was for the birds 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3645 I told you your outfit was too seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3646 And Coach said I was the number one seed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3647 Gary misunderstands the concept of "feeding the birds" 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3648 Feeling a bit seedy today? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3649 I told you that suit had gotten a little seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3650 You can let the birds to now Mr. Spicer the press core is gone. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3651 What a coincidence... I'm reading Birdman of Alcatraz !! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3652 Still worm-farming? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3653 Guinness says you need 11more to set a new world record 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3654 I told you not to wear your suet suit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3655 When was the last time you checked your blood sugar? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3656 You can't beat natural insect repellent, eh? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3657 You want to do what now, with one stone? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3658 I'm pretty low in the pecking order. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3659 Looks like you did a great job learning that bird call. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3660 I told you not to put the pot in the birdseed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3661 You really are a birder 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3662 Well, I told you that peanut butter bath challenge was a bad idea. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3663 My friend, you've gone to the birds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3664 If you get rid of that box of chocolates they will go away. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3665 You know Edgar, you have not moved in a week! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3666 He must be a bad hombre 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3667 I thought you looked a little seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3668 Tweed? Sorry, I thought you said you needed a new seed blanket wrap. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3669 Well it looks like all those pissy tweets have home to roost. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3670 ...because suet is a lot less expensive than a new Spring wardrobe 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3671 When you opened that box of chocolates you really didn't know what you were going to get 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3672 Tweet much? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3673 A baker, you say... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3674 Your such a chick magnet! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3675 How do you do it? Is it your pheromones or is your outfit made of birdseed? Or both? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3676 You wouldn't by any chance be related to Alfred Hitchcock, would you? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3677 I said, may the dove of Peace be with you ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3678 That's why I gave up tweeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3679 You're a judge. Make them say, "May I approach the bench." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3680 I said it was a nice day for tweed, not seed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3681 How was your trip.from Assisi? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3682 You might wanna change your cologne, mister. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3683 Baltimore Orioles fan, right? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3684 Who's your dry cleaner? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3685 Birds at hand versus none in the bush. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3686 It's Versace's newest cologne: "Flight of Doves". 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3687 Maybe try less tweeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3688 Birds of a feather flock to leather. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3689 Too bad Hitchcock is not around to remake the movie. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3690 No, that does not make you look fat. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3691 I'd strongly consider writing a check. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3692 Coo coo ca choo Mrs. Goldstein. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3693 Perhaps dunking yourself in crunchy peanut butter wasn't the best idea. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3694 This is why I cut seeds out of my diet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3695 At least you have more friends than me 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3696 Mama always said not to roll around in bird seed 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3697 Hell yes--I love Hitchcock! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3698 You should try a bird repellent with 10% TWEET. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3699 Larry, I don't think your 'Bathing in bread' theory is working. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3700 Haven't you ever seen a Hitchcock film? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3701 Nature books always gets them excited 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3702 Umm, excuse me... you have something on your shirt. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3703 I think they like you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3704 Did you come from a seedy part of town? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3705 It says here that feeding birds with sugar coated worms is a no no! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3706 I didn't know they made suet cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3707 You've got to stop advertising. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3708 At least they beat the squirrels. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3709 "And you call them 'Trump's Tweets'? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3710 What? Are you some kind of peacenik? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3711 You must be from Pigeon Forage. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3712 That's not how you tweet to your followers. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3713 That Scott's Weed & Feed stuff really works! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3714 I just told you that a bird in the hand is worth more than 20 in the bush. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3715 You a fisherman? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3716 You can stop whispering now. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3717 Are you a birder? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3718 Let me guess. You're the notorious Birdman of Alcatraz. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3719 yeah man, i used to have pigeons, shit 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3720 If I were you, I'd stop using that sunflower scented moisturizer. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3721 Change your body lotion. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3722 You're pretty much flocked. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3723 No mom, the tag said chia pet suit, not cheap pantsuit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3724 Any chance you're a Hitchcock fan? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3725 I told you not to wear the hemp suit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3726 What am I reading? The bird man of Alcatraz. Why? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3727 Jim, I told you you were starting to look seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3728 Why yes, I am reading "The Birds". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3729 Isn't this flocking great? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3730 I warned you that's the bird lady's seat. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3731 Nice suit. 120 thread count...or 120 bread count? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3732 I thought only vultures did that. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3733 No. I didn't see Home Alone 2.Why? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3734 It is indeed a good afternoon for birding. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3735 Just say Bye Bye Birdie. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3736 Have you thought of taking a shower ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3737 I read that regurging is a form of affection beteen birds, but this is far above and beyond... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3738 So, what's your super power? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3739 Well, you do look a bit seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3740 Can you keep it down! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3741 You're David Allen Sibley? I just bought your field guide. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3742 Funny. I just learned that new-equity issuance is at the bottom of the pecking order. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3743 Out of Alcatraz long? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3744 You must've brought out the good stuff. They really miss gluten. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3745 I wouldn't have guessed ICE but the shoes gave it away. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3746 Have you read "The Birds", I heard it was a good one! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3747 You're right — his tweets have been getting more aggressive. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3748 I wish you would stop tweeting and enjoy the park. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3749 Really Stan?... Everyday you bring a loaf of bread. Today you come empty handed, what could possibly go wrong? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3750 Perhaps wearing your new flax seed fiber blazer was a bit ill advised. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3751 Sorry, I don't speak Pigeon English. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3752 Feed the one presenting the smallest bill. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3753 I told you not to throw birdseed into the wind when you're wearing your velcro suit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3754 Chuck the birdseed! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3755 As a fellow Brit I should have warned you. In America when a cologne says it will attract "birds" it literally means birds, not girls! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3756 You wearing that new Calvin Klein colgone, "Seed?" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3757 I'm partial to seedy characters. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3758 I bet you can't wait for the new production of "Bye Bye, Birdie." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3759 You look like an Alfred Hitchcock movie 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3760 Told you that outfit looked seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3761 The exact moment a young Mr. Hitchcock started down the road to infamy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3762 Didn't I see you at the Met fashion show? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3763 A little birdie told me that I might find you here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3764 Too bad. Were you whistling too much or going to seed? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3765 Needs more bread crumbs. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3766 It's a biography of Hitchcock. Why do you ask? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3767 Well, you did just tell me you were feeling crumby. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3768 I could never get into chick lit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3769 So many Tweeting followers has its downsides. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3770 I was going to pray to St. Francis, but now I'll just ask God to give me a sign. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3771 If you feed them, they will come! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3772 Pie baking today? Looks like this is the place for that one-hard-to-find ingredient. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3773 I thought you looked seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3774 Mama always said "life was like a box of cho-" my face, my face! oh the humanity, don't just sit there! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3775 Why do seedy nuts always sit next to me in Central Park? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3776 no thank you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3777 No, I don't follow Gwyneth Paltrow. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3778 It's Trump's new book, The Art of Bird Feeding. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3779 See, I told you getting that bird flu vaccination would pay off in the long run. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3780 Perhaps you've taken "Going Green" too far. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3781 We'll Mr. Trump, it looks like your tweets are coming home to roost. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3782 It must be hard being a chick magnent. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3783 Oh kids and their Twitter... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3784 That's quite a Twitter handle you got there. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3785 Aren't they supposed to be somewhere over the rainbow ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3786 Is that you, Tippi? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3787 I hope you have a good dry cleaner. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3788 I've always eaten by Dove Bars inside. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3789 I used to wear a pigeon suit but the dry cleaning bills wiped me out 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3790 Trump's launched Twitter war drones! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3791 Not to squabble, but you are an idiot. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3792 Anything I can do, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3793 New cologne? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3794 So, ....you must be the new guy! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3795 Finally, the birds of a feather flocked together. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3796 Alfred? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3797 They love that cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3798 I think rolling in the cornmeal may have been a mistake. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3799 Must be your cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3800 Should I call someone? I should call someone. Michael, blink twice if you want me to call someone! Screw it. You're impossible. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3801 Hitch, is that you? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3802 And I thought they liked bookworms. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3803 Don't know. Sapsuckers, maybe? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3804 Ornithologist in Training Luke A. Boyd 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3805 OK, so it is an easy-care, natural fabric, but it can't be good for your feather alergy 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3806 Have you thought of becoming an official Certified Wildlife Habitat? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3807 You know, bird assaults now count as a pre-existing condition. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3808 Papageno? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3809 Have you read "The Birds" by Daphne du Maurier? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3810 Reading du Maurier? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3811 They seem to like your new suet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3812 What did you say you were reading? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3813 Hmm, and I thought you needed more salt. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3814 It's not personal, it's just... dinner parties. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3815 ... and the best thing is: birds don't overbook. Oh, and infinite leg space! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3816 No thanks. I'm allergic to sunflower seeds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3817 Is that Eau d'Oiseau? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3818 That is very strange. The Sallows are not supposed to return until tomorrow. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3819 It says here not to throw the seeds against the wind. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3820 By any chance, do you Tweet? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3821 Walter, is that you? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3822 the guide says pecking order flies away att happy hour 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3823 At least we're not in Egypt. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3824 I hear you -- but she may have a good point calling you a 'big fat worm'... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3825 You look really seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3826 Sorry for that "seedy neighborhood" crack... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3827 Let's see what you can do with "North by Northwest." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3828 So you spent 50 years learning how to take seeds and make them into a breathable fabric you can wear year round, 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3829 Member of the Audubon Society? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3830 Speaking metaphorically, Mr. President, you are making it way too easy for the media... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3831 Mr. President, you were warned to stop sending all those tweets! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3832 That's why I refuse to eat gluten. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3833 So how's the tweet disguise workin' for ya? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3834 So, how's your day going? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3835 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3836 Your name is Francis ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3837 Your fake tweets only make birdbrains bunch up. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3838 and you're casting for a remake of what film? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3839 Were you ever in "The Producers"? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3840 I appreciate the effort, honey, but it's not helping my empty nest syndrome. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3841 Maybe suet isn't the perfect organic moisturizer after all. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3842 Now will you take a shower? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3843 Does that moisturizer really make your skin feel softer? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3844 Your name is Jack Sparrow? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3845 For your second wish, correct that to _babe_ magnet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3846 Isn't that dovely. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3847 It looks like you have the bird flew 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3848 Too much PB&J? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3849 Did you ever meet Tippi Hedren? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3850 Did you ever consider that I might also like peanuts? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3851 You say you did a stretch at Alcatraz? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3852 How long since you left Alcatraz? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3853 Maybe if you used Twitter less....? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3854 Reading is not for the birds 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3855 Would you please keep your "chirping" down a bit, I'm trying to read. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3856 it says here that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3857 Is this a detergent test? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3858 If I were you, I'd change my bodywash." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3859 They prefer non-gluten to gluten every time! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3860 You must be a very seedy character. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3861 Mr. President, you must stop tweeting so much 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3862 Chia Man? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3863 I've told you this would always happen Mr. Peanut. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3864 Don't you hate when they suddenly appear? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3865 Gird up or bird up. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3866 I thought you said you had no friends. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3867 You're getting a lotta tweets there 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3868 Is that a new fragrance? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3869 Went with the saltine suit? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3870 Did your doctor suggest you stop eating worms? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3871 I told you not to move too far east, the neighborhood starts to get seedy...but did you listen? Nope. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3872 You should email a resume to the National Audubon Society. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3873 That's what happens when you Tweet too much 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3874 That's quite a woodsy cologne scent you're wearing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3875 Wow, even the pigeons are organizing a coup. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3876 That's an unusual name, Mr. Seed or should I call you Bird? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3877 Fashion trends to know 2017: Flight suits, by the birds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3878 Should I read the script from Psycho instead? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3879 Do you think it's that new high fiber diet? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3880 I told you that "magic" bird seed body creme was a bad idea. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3881 You must be getting more tweets than the president 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3882 I thought I recognized you. You're the kid who makes popcorn at the Regal! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3883 You had it coming, Hitch. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3884 Mr. Hitchcock, it says here birds never forget! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3885 Oh, the last person to sit there? It was a bronze figure. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3886 Your dry cleaner's going to need a dry cleaner. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3887 Are you birdman or gingerbreadman? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3888 Maybe you shouldn't have mentioned St. Francis. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3889 I they are attracted to you 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3890 Lost footage from The Birds, where admittedly an overabundance of saltines were used. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3891 Hmm... that's interesting. I always wanted to be an astronaut or a fireman. Never thought about a birdhouse. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3892 George, I think you're eating too many carbs. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3893 Did you tweet something offensive? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3894 Are you Juan Capistrano? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3895 Birds are like that. If they like you, they REALLY like you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3896 The sign clearly says "Don't eat the people." $20.00 fine 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3897 Sometimes life really is stranger than fiction. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3898 That was supposed to be a joke when I told you that your whole grain health food diet was for the birds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3899 Is that the new Au Bon Pain perfume? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3900 Says here they're supposed to be locusts. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3901 I never eat lunch in the park anymore. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3902 How's going vegan working out for you ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3903 Dang I was just reading about that birds of a feather thing 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3904 Well, the book says they're afraid of humans. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3905 Spicer, you can burrow but you can't hide. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3906 Your seat has been pigeonholed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3907 Have any breadcrumbs? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3908 Sorry that scarecrow gig didn't work out. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3909 Vox wrote an explainer about that. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3910 The early bird does not get the bookworm. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3911 Do you Tweet? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3912 Pope Francis would be envious. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3913 When was the last time you wore that cologne? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3914 Can you detect a pecking order? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3915 Yes, I did see it. Rod Taylor and Tippi Hedren, right? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3916 Guess you can catch the gingerbread man. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3917 So the pigeons just started following you? That really must have ruffled your feathers. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3918 Your story really seems for the birds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3919 Feeling a bit seedy these days? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3920 The Ginger Bread Man regretted his decision to visit Central Park. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3921 Early chicken suit prototype 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3922 If you use an organic detergent, and the rinse cycle is not working .... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3923 No more tweets, Donald 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3924 If our calculations our correct you should be airborne any minute. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3925 Well, that's how THEY insanely tweet, Mr. President. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3926 Tough gig Tippi but at least Hitchcock didn't cast you for the Leigh part in Psycho. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3927 The people watching is only so-so here, but the bird watching is phenomenal. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3928 So, how long have you been a peanut salesman? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3929 These are your drones? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3930 Why do some guys get all the chicks? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3931 Bird feeding not looking good. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3932 They seem to like your pinstripe suet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3933 Can I bother you for a little popcorn? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3934 Definitely SPF50, until the seed runs out. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3935 Didn't I tell you that trying to be a birdseed popsicle wasn't a good idea? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3936 Dude, you'll never guess what Hitchcock script I'm reading. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3937 They followed you all the way from Alcatraz? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3938 It's a jet pack. I'm seeking 5 Billion to grow my business. Sold one so far! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3939 See this is why I never wear tweed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3940 You better lay off the bread crumbs. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3941 ``Burt Lancaster, is that you?'' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3942 So much for hemp suits. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3943 Clyde came to regret his choice of cologne, Eau de Millet, that fateful morning... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3944 Got tuppence. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3945 I said get a new suit, not suet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3946 Trouble deleting your tweets? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3947 It says this can happen when you tweet a sext. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3948 It says here that they're also known as piranha birds. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3949 I thought you looked seedy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3950 A bird in the hand is one thing, but birds all over is weird 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3951 So have you tried reading 'The Secret'? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3952 Perhaps you shouldn't tweet here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3953 I find Hitchcock hard to finish. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3954 I thought you looked statuesque. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3955 Maybe you should try a gluten free diet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3956 Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near, Mr. Carpenter? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3957 I think you birdseed Tweet went viral 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3958 Huh. It says that species is drawn to feigned indifference. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3959 Is that the new men's cologne - Eau de Popcorn? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3960 Did you say to call Hitchcock or Iñárritu? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3961 Hi. Are you Tippi? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3962 Told you not to eat all that birdseed! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3963 They don't seem to have a peeking order. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3964 WHY SO MANY WANT SHIT YOU UP? ARE YOU POLITICIANS? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3965 I'd hate have your cleaning bill. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3966 how's that for being mean to me, I told you the birds like ants. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3967 So you really are Pat Hitchcock. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3968 They're attracted to crumb bums. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3969 Your suet...Armani? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3970 This is the last time I share a park bench with the gingerbread man. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3971 The title? 'How to Repel Birds.' Why do you ask? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3972 I warned you about that.new ear de multigrain cologne. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3973 How's that new cologne working out? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3974 You can just keep the sunscreen. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3975 I'd say that birdcall has em fooled. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3976 I've heard it really opens up the pores. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3977 You looked like a seedy character to them. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3978 Maybe you should stop tweeting, Mr. Trump 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3979 This gives me a great idea for a movie! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3980 It doesn't matter Scarecrow, wherever you go, there you are. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3981 It is just as Mr. Hitchcock had depicted 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3982 I've heard of seedy characters, but this is ridiculous. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3983 You should require reservations. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3984 I guess you can sit COMPLETELY still. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3985 I've heard of cat ladies, but you're the first bird lady I've ever seen. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3986 How's it going Crackerjack? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3987 Honey, how much did you say you sent to the Audubon Society? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3988 This is the last time I let Gretel dress me for work. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3989 You're eating too much gluten. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3990 You have been looking kind of seedy, lately. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3991 What were you saying, Mr. Capistrano? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3992 Eau de la graine...not a good choice 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3993 I'm pretty sure it's bears, not birds... don't move if you see a bear. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3994 Do you Twitter? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3995 No, I didn't say we should have more pecks. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3996 Still beats flying coach. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3997 Your pheromones are showing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3998 You really said "popcorn"? I thought you said "poplin". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3999 Yes, but I also quit because 140 characters was too limiting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4000 I told you that oatmeal is NOT a sun protectant! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4001 This is why I chose stool pigeon as a career. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4002 So how's that showering with suet working out? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4003 This Park is for the birds man! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4004 It says here that bread crumb body wash is not the best idea. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4005 Uhh... Notorious Prisoners of Alcatraz 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4006 No, I don't have any Grey Poupon. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4007 Do you think Alfred Hitchcock can help you? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4008 I see you're still watching Hitchcock. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4009 ALL the birds want that D! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4010 Yes, I thought Birdman was a great movie, too. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4011 How could I miss the opportunity? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4012 DOVE makes me feel comfortable in my own skin. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4013 President Trump, just ignore those critics who say you're for the birds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4014 Can I have some? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4015 You...don't by any chance have some birdseed, do you? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4016 You're not even pigeon-toed ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4017 You've really let yourself go to seed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4018 It must be that seedy tweedy suit you are wearing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4019 So you call yourself a bird-whisperer. Well, coo coo ca choo for you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4020 I told you not to wear your crummy sweater. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4021 You're Tippie Hedren, right? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4022 Does it beat hiding behind a bush, Mr. Spicer? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4023 Eau de bread crumbs? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4024 Still Tweeting Donald? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4025 Let me guess, that isn't even your final form? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4026 You always said you were a seedy character 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4027 I don't man, there's got to be an easier way to make your cat jealous. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4028 Can you hear me now? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4029 I told you wearing a grosgrain jacket in this park was a mistake! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4030 I warned you about the dangers of twittering. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4031 Are you one of those seedy characters I was warned about? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4032 The docent mentioned they're nesting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4033 Don't you know birds of a feather flock together 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4034 They can tell you're a seedy character 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4035 Wow, that happened fast. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4036 Still think the suet suit was a good idea? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4037 I told you organic bedazzling was a bad idea. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4038 I see you're a Twitter user... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4039 Hitchcock could have used you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4040 Dr. Capistrano, I presume? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4041 Yes, the field guide mentions pigeons. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4042 What does she have that I don't have? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4043 Been reading how the Media has been all over these new revelations, like , ... yeah you get the idea. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4044 I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THE CARAMEL POPCORN. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4045 Don't let all the retweets go to your head. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4046 That's why I gave up carbs — you are what you eat. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4047 That's what you get for trying to feed them gluten-free fries. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4048 Was it tuppence a bushel today? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4049 Now that you mention it, I am feeling a little peckish. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4050 So what's it like being Mr. Peanut? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4051 I fly Jet Blue. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4052 Michael Keaton is taking this film title way too literal. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4053 My mama always said, ‘Life was like a bag of bird seed. You never know what you’re gonna get.’ 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4054 Congratulations! Pigeons can prophesy when a person will become so famous there'll eventually be a statue of them in the park. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4055 I thought I was having a crumby day 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4056 I was eating a granola bar and suddenly... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4057 I'm feeling a bit peckish. You? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4058 Can you keep it down! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4059 And where exactly is Assisi? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4060 Is that you, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4061 Shit happens. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4062 I like birds too, but I also like to read. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4063 Yep, birds of a feather.... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4064 Have you been praying a lot lately? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4065 Wow...you're a real chick magnet! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4066 It's a novelization of Hitchcock's movie. Oh, I see you've read it. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4067 I've always wanted a double-nested suit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4068 A novelette by British writer Daphne du Maurier, "The Birds". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4069 I told you that those were crummy clothes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4070 I see what you mean about life being easier on the inside at Alcatraz? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4071 Are you nuts? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4072 I told you, you are too seedy! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4073 Sorry to bother you, but is your suit made from organic cotton? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4074 So I guess they liked your tweet? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4075 Once you're at flock stage, the only way out is cold turkey. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4076 You don't say. And how long was your father in Alcatraz? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4077 Who knew--the revenge of birds! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4078 I told you not pit on that Cologne by Alfred Hitchcock! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4079 You should really spread a napkin across your lap. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4080 I bet you'll be glad when the sale ends tonight. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4081 Let me guess... You're a peacenik. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4082 My personality was diagnosed as "non-avian". 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4083 Ever go duck hunting? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4084 I once had thousands of "tweets" a day, too. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4085 Next time bring peanuts 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4086 I'm not much for soundbites myself. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4087 Says here that you must have hit "reply all" and it's very messy to delete. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4088 I'm sorry, Harper Lee doesn't offer specific instructions. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4089 Gosh Marnie! I guess that the 'Notorious Flock of BIRDS has gone PSYCHO' on you. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4090 "That's Karma, Alfred."' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4091 Is that you Alfred Hitchcock? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4092 I said you should wear a suit, not suet. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4093 Harold, how many times have told you to stop bringing bird seed to the park? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4094 Tweet that back right at you! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4095 That's what you get for trying to feed them gluten-free fries. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4096 I can't believe your twin brother never told you that he always fed the birds here. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4097 Operant conditioning. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4098 The book is great, Mr. Hitchcock. These actors say they'll work cheep. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4099 Travel ban appeal - 9th District Bench 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4100 Say, that bird whistle of yours really works. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4101 I guess some birds aren't meant to be caged. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4102 As I said before, a magnetic personality is not all it's cracked up to be! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4103 Sorry, but he has blown your cover again. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4104 I don't have a Twitter account. Why? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4105 Pardon me, this is a tweet-free bench. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4106 Tintin never could pull the birds. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4107 They're just doves, dude. Sit still and give peace a chance. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4108 Feeling peckish? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4109 Yes, I can see that you won the popular vote with pigeons. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4110 Is that seat First Class? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4111 Erv, our little book outings are in serious jeopardy if you continue to insist on wearing those ridiculous millet suits! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4112 They love the name in Marketing, but the guys in Legal may keep your ‘Suet Suit’ from becoming the next Pet Rock. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4113 You're looking chirpy today. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4114 They're the chicks from Hitchcock's Bodega Bay flock. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4115 I told you those Hitchcock movie marathons were no walk in the park. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4116 Good one, mister! I thought when you said 'I must tend my flock,' that you were either a shepherd or a priest! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4117 Been reading Hitchcock? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4118 I told you that cricket scented body wash was a bad idea. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4119 Twitter can be a bit overwhelming at first. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4120 I didn't think you were serious when you said you wanted to go out 'preening'. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4121 That’s funny, you don’t look at all like the picture of Robert Stroud in this book…. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4122 There really are 140 characters in a tweet 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4123 Yes, as a matter of fact I AM reading Hitchcock. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4124 Too much testosterone. It's in the side effects fine print... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4125 From Alcatraz? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4126 Stop singing "feed the birds". 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4127 It could be your cheep perfume. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4128 You might want to change the feed. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4129 Well, my wife won't allow me to go out looking seedy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4130 Are ya'll filming a scene from the new season of Twin Peaks? I heard there were like 200 extras or something. I can't wait! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4131 That is a new take on seedy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4132 It's nice to see you in full feather. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4133 This is why I don't tweet. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4134 You should try Irish Spring body wash instead of Dove. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4135 You do look a little seedy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4136 I thought I was having a crumby day 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4137 Hey, you've got white birds on you. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4138 According to this, they're leave if you just lay on the ground and play dead 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4139 I'm reading "The Genius of Birds". Have you read it yet? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4140 Would you like me to speak to them? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4141 It may be time to renew your Audubon Society membership. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4142 Yep, the recipe does say, 'Dip in egg mixture and roll in breadcrumbs.' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4143 You should rethink the sesame seed suit idea. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4144 Dove, I get. But what's the "real beauty" tie-in? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4145 This is what happens when you tweet too much. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4146 Have you tried a gluten-free diet? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4147 The one day you don't bring bread crumbs. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4148 uh! that's 78000 dollar food wasted 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4149 I hope you're gluten free. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4150 Let me know if you'd like me to shoo them away from your breathing passages. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4151 You've really gone to seed, haven't you. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4152 This park is getting a little seedy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4153 Is one day without absurd tweeting too much to ask?! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4154 The Witness Protection manual doesn't cover this. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4155 I would have just given you the white-out. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4156 As president of the condo board, I'm beginning to wonder if you've really ceased the worm farming. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4157 I'm reading! Get the flock outa here. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4158 I can still see you Spicer. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4159 I told him not to have the 17 grain bread for breakfast. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4160 I warned you about meeting in the park Tippi. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4161 Next time, you might want to reconsider the gummi worms. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4162 Nah...I still think "North by Northwest" is better. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4163 They must love those chocolates. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4164 What did I tell you after lunch? Brush the crumbs off your shirt. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4165 I told you not to watch that Hitchcock marathon. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4166 I think you're supposed to THROW the peanuts, not eat them. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4167 You can close those gaps with black oil sunflower and peanut pieces. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4168 Stop tweeting and read. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4169 Not in this economy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4170 It was the crumb cake! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4171 They seem to be attracted to your hemp blend jacket. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4172 I told you not to bring your worm collection to the park! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4173 Old school tweets? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4174 That must have been some breakfast you had. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4175 We all become fodder at least once in our lives. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4176 Channelling Hitchcock? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4177 You're lucky you're not pigeon-toed. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4178 You may be interested to know that three of those are life birds for me! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4179 You must be the bush. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4180 I knew I should've paid more for a seedless friend. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4181 Maybe you should do less tweeting. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4182 Goodness gracious, man, look how you've gone to seed. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4183 It says here you should only meditate for 20 minutes. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4184 A nursing cover would be appreciated. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4185 It's why I've gone gluten free. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4186 I told you don't tweet about Pepe. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4187 They really like seedy guys. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4188 What did you expect, Van? They're passenger pigeons. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4189 So I see you got a virus on your Twitter account. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4190 According to my bird guide, they're carnivorous. You're screwed. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4191 Who's the cracker now? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4192 Looks like your higher self's arrived. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4193 Jim, I think your all-bread diet might be causing some issues. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4194 I said please be SEATED. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4195 The sparrows are less forward. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4196 Uh oh, they've mutated into meat eaters. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4197 It's okay Spicey.. the media are still looking in the gardens.. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4198 I said you shouldn't read Hitchcock in the park. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4199 Could be that crumby suit you're wearing. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4200 I'm sticking with my book, but yes, I do know it is all about Tweets these days. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4201 I'm fine.....everything lovie dovie with you? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4202 It says here that was the mating call of the Tufted Titmouse. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4203 Could y'all quiet down? I'm trying to read. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4204 Oh wow, I should tweet this 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4205 'Well it's a pleasure to meet you Snow White' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4206 Honey, is that you? You're supposed to be in Venice. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4207 Apparently you are a crummy person. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4208 Oh, I'm just dovey! And you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4209 "I'm reading, "How to Make Pigeons Ignore you in Favor of a Nearby Patsy", by James Audubon. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4210 I told you not to fee them ecstasy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4211 You're the one reading on a blind date. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4212 See how easy it is to make friends when you share ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4213 Hey, uh......, just a suggestion, but I'd ditch the birdseed suit. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4214 I did recommend other books. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4215 Dude, you've got to stop wearing your emotions. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4216 You do a good Rod Taylor impression. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4217 I said 'Dove' soap, not dove soap.... 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4218 Shall I hum a few bars of "Black Beatles"? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4219 you've got, like, thirty-five birds crawling all over you, my dude 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4220 I thought carrier pigeons were supposed to carry messages? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4221 Keep trying, you've only achieved outer peace and it looks a little uncomfortable. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4222 I told you not to wear the herring bone. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4223 Is Trump still in the park? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4224 I thought loneliness was eating you alive. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4225 So when did you arrive in Bodega Bay ? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4226 Dude, time to cut back on the chia seeds. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4227 Maybe that suit of seeds wasn't such a good idea. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4228 How's that new millet diet working out? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4229 I predict the birdseed body wash fad will be short. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4230 Maybe your new clothes handcrafted from plant fiber wasn't such a good idea. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4231 It appears the blonde comb-over is the avian choice for the 2017 NEST OF THE YEAR AWARD. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4232 Wow...you're a real chick magnet! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4233 So you are sure, you are truly an active person..... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4234 I meant you were a worm metaphorically. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4235 I told you not to buy flavored bread crumbs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4236 I told you peanut butter wouldn't be a good sunblock! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4237 I told you not to wear hemp. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4238 Best thing to do is to just let them finish. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4239 Do you wish to be "de-flocked", sir? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4240 Are you a statue? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4241 Sometimes being a saint has it drawbacks. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4242 Hey kids, Bert's here all the way from Sesame Street! 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
4243 You say Burt Lancaster is your favorite actor? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4244 Man! You looked seedy; the birds confirmed it. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4245 Csn you soare a sunflower seed? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4246 Hey, so I'm sorry that I said so loudly that you must be nuts to have voted for that guy. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4247 I know I've been your secret 'ideas' guy, Alfred -- but really, some ideas should be self-evident ... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4248 Tanning bronzer should never be applied to statuesque features. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4249 I know you Love feeding the pigeons, but don't you think the Peanut Butter/Bird Seed "bath" was a bit over the top? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4250 Portland, you've gone too far. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4251 So what's your favourite Hitchcock movie? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4252 Are you tired of winning yet Mr. Spicer? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4253 They can sense your seediness. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4254 Budget cuts and witness protection won't mix 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4255 Excuse me. Does the bus to Alcatraz stop here? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4256 Really Francis, don't you think you're going a bit overboard? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4257 Mind if I borrow this? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4258 That's one hell of a cologne. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4259 hey pal, get the flock otta here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4260 I'll read just about anything in the park other than that St. Francis biography... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4261 I told you not to get the one with poppy seeds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4262 Herringbone? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4263 Could you spare tuppence? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4264 How's the new breadcrumb regimen going? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4265 Hey, didn't you just love the movie, The Birds? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4266 how's that new Brooks Bros. Bread Crumb suit working out? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4267 You're flocking kidding me! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4268 You always talk about being a well-bred man. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4269 I'm reading a book on bird watching and this is distracting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4270 Looks like things have gone south for you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4271 Have to admit, I kind of miss them. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4272 Have you seen the movie Hitchcock made based on that book you're reading? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4273 I warned you about the organic dry-cleaning. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4274 Serves you right, you miserable freak! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4275 I told you Fred, with these carrier pidgeons, you need to check your inbox every day. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4276 Hey, Mr. Audubon, would you please stop singing? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4277 Okay, okay, this proves it -- you're the king of twitter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4278 Are you working undercover for the Environmental Protection Agency? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4279 I said wear a Suit, not Suet. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4280 And Hitchcock still wouldn't take a meeting? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4281 Hi Alfred 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4282 This book says the Bird Man of Alcatraz has reincarnated . . . Can I see your face? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4283 Wow, he sure fits in the pecking order. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4284 Could you repeat that? All I hear are tweets. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4285 Not quite what I meant when I asked if you could spare a Dove Bar. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4286 Is anybody in there? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4287 I told you not to wear your suet suit. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4288 Getting back on the booze would be healthier. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4289 I used to be henpecked too until I learned to assert myself. I still miss her. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4290 I know a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, but why take it to such extremes? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4291 If you feed them, they forget how to survive on their own. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4292 Which proves that pigeons really like the peanuts in caramel corn. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4293 "Your sitting on their mother!,Damn it". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4294 Eau de Black-Oil Sunflower might have been a bad choice... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4295 you lawyers should not say sue it in the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4296 Alfred, is that you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4297 I see you've sold them on your nest egg. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4298 No, no! Says right here: "Seedy": "Sordid and Shabby" not "Yummy and nutritious!" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4299 I would stop tweeting if I were you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4300 And you say it is because you are covered with Gluten Free Bird feed? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4301 I thought that guy looked a little seedy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4302 I told you to stop being so crumby. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4303 Next time stay away from the Iced Coconut Milk Mocha Macchiato! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4304 'eau de cat', 'eau de worm', if your trying to read, guess what's 'eau de stupid'. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4305 'Cote'? It's a homonym. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4306 You might rethink choosing pine-scented aftershave. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4307 What have you got that I haven't got? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4308 That's what a pishing ventriloquist does. Other questions? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4309 I see you've really got that call of the Buffed Tit perfected. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4310 Maybe the Eau de Popcorn was a bad idea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4311 So you consider yourself a real chick magnet? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4312 This is great practice for my ebook recording. Do you want to hear it again? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4313 Thaat must be some feedback for your Twitter message. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4314 "HITCHCOCK IS THAT YOU " ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4315 You might want to drop the seedy cologne. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4316 Love birds? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4317 There is no conference table. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4318 I'm beginning to think this bus will never arrive. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4319 You gotta stop tweeting 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4320 Are you enjoying your visit from Alcatraz? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4321 This is where Hitchcock made the film, you know. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4322 Probably a hormonal response to your body wash. So you know they are all males. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4323 Maybe it's because you tweet too much. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4324 My gene analysis confirmed it - I really am part bird. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4325 I'd be more careful if I were you. You can never tell which ones carry canarial diseases. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4326 Seriously typecast, Tippi. (Too subtle?) 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4327 Bird Lovers, Jesus...poor sap. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4328 I told you not to wear that sesame seed tie 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4329 You're the first person I've met who wanted to be a birdbath. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4330 Stop telling corny jokes. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4331 It's why I never feed birds of a feather. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4332 Reading another seedy novel, eh? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4333 You need to come out of your shell. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4334 What app are you using? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4335 The Audubon Society must have cashed my check... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4336 You really need to come out of your shell. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4337 Are you sure the white residue is dandruff? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4338 Last Christmas? But I thought your own true love was just sending you two! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4339 Are you sure this is what it means to be a "birder"? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4340 You must smell fowl! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4341 I'd heard that millet was the new quinoa. Is this an unanticipated consequence? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4342 yea,well they insulate nice but, very high maintainence. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4343 Have you just been tarred? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4344 You're a rare species. You're going to attract the Audubons. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4345 So it says here you get your best movie ideas from real life events. Is that true, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4346 It must be that Dove Cologne. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4347 Surely, you should sue your suet suit sewer. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4348 I'm looking for a guy they call Birdman. -OR- I prefer just one in the hand. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4349 Moderation in all things Snow White. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4350 I warned you about showering with that birdseed scented soap 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4351 I'm sorry Mr. Hitchcock, this script is completely implausible. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4352 ' I heard that you had gone to seed." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4353 I'll have what you had for breakfast! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4354 I thought I told you to get the flock out of here! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4355 What's a few bread crumbs? Just pay up, capiche? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4356 I think they wanted more. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4357 I wonder how many Weight Watchers points that is. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4358 So this is what it sounds like...when they make US cry. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4359 I wish you would stop wearing those seedy outfits 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4360 The difference between a casual reader and a book worm 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4361 Looks like you got your tuppins worth 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4362 I'm sorry, but what did you say your name was? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4363 I guess you really are feeling crumby today. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4364 I'm gluten free. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4365 Lots of folks feed pigeons, but I am impressed by your generosity. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4366 He said his name was Tom Lehrer and he kept bragging about poisoning pigeons in the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4367 Can you think of something that rhymes with "words"? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4368 Is that a sesame seed suit? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4369 STOP IT! This is worse than a Hitchcock movie! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4370 No, this novel 'To Kill A Mocking Bird' is not a 'how-to' guide. Why do you ask? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4371 Are you the seedy character I'm reading about? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4372 Did I hear you say 'sea-salt caramel popcorn-peanut-pecan mix'? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4373 Here often? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4374 Perhaps you should change your after shave. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4375 It must be that ne after shave you are wearing. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4376 Looks like your vacation rental site that you use for subletting your coop overbooked the number of guests arriving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4377 Told you that new cologne was for the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4378 "What a 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4379 And you may wish you had brought your umbrella. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4380 I know you're lonely, but that's no reason to go overboard with the crumbs. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4381 I'm gluten free. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4382 Your body tattoo really fooled them. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4383 You're gonna have to reduce the price from tuppence a bag 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4384 Maybe you should just go by R. Crumb instead of B. 'Red' Crumb. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4385 I warned about whistling Blue Birds of Happiness! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4386 Reverend, you seem popular with the new congregation. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4387 This is exactly why I never whistle. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4388 Who knew? Even birds want to try butter coffee. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4389 You're gonna need a new suet of clothes. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4390 Has anyone told you that you look statuesque? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4391 Everything I am reading says you should be a cat person. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4392 This is why I told you not to wear your breadcrumb suit today. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4393 Holier than thou catholic? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4394 I told you not to install the squab ringtone. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4395 So, you must have a lot of followers on Twitter? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4396 I heard they were doing a remake of "The Birds"...You must be an Extra 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4397 "The Birdman of Alcatraz," what are you reading? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4398 I told you birdseed isn't the new polka. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4399 It's more than likely the multi-grain bread you're eating. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4400 You know, birds flock to boxes of chocolate. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4401 Your one seedy fellow with a hell of a following. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4402 Wow this 5D reading is pretty awesome 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4403 Munchery? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4404 Just turned 65, the "horror", chillin at the park - but don't fill the bird seeder at home in your valor jumpsuit before you come, you'll catch all the stray crumbs! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4405 Eco-friendly clothing made from recycled bird seed probably sounded like a good idea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4406 You're sitting in the pigeon's seat on this park bench! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4407 Didn't I say you were sending too many tweets? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4408 Chirpies, eh? Too bad - there's no known tweetment. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4409 Your name is Eliot Nest. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4410 Oh, the perils of tweeting! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4411 You a Buffalo Tom fan? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4412 Have you got alight? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4413 Bob had finally convinced his homebody neighbor Al to come sit in the park. On reflection, what happened next was really not so surprising. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4414 You can stop tweeting now, Donald. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4415 They think your shirt said, "Root-Rooster." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4416 Maybe the park wasn't such a good icea, Ginger, er Mr.Breadman 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4417 ''I said bookworm, not book of worms." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4418 Too much Birdma Shave? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4419 That's for the birds! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4420 My heart fluttered when I first saw her. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4421 Have you tried going to b Have you tried calling Tippi Hedren? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4422 Okay, so I won't call you 'honey' any more. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4423 I told you if you kept cursing at me, I'd give you the bird ! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4424 How many times have I warned you about your tweets? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4425 Wow-- since you lost that job, you've really gone to seed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4426 Don't look at me, Jane, I invested my tuppence with Dad. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4427 D you think it's your wiry hair? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4428 Sh-sh! Stay still. They're vision is based on movement. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4429 Is your gluten-free diet still corn-based? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4430 Well, there that IS a drawback to wearing all natural fibers. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4431 Didn't anyone warn you not to tweet? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4432 What did I tell you about tweets and phones? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4433 I think it's God's way of letting you know how much of a pigeon you were for voting for Donald Trump. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4434 Try changing your cologne. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4435 Are you Mr. Peanut? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4436 I read the obits this morning and guess what? You're in it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4437 I told you. Gluten free feed...they love it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4438 I told you they wouldn't be amused... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4439 D you think it's your wiry hair? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4440 Odd; you don't look seedy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4441 I understand you a decendant of the Noah family? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4442 I loved the Odd Couple. Was your mother Cecily or Gwendolyn Pigeon? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4443 I told you not to wear that tshirt from Capistrano to the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4444 Yeah, I guess the birdseed suit is less distracting than last week's milkbone suit. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4445 Is your suet bespoke? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4446 I think you are going to seeds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4447 Rookie mistake. The Sunflower Suit from Banana Republic is not a great idea in Central Park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4448 I told you not to wear the corn suit. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4449 So, what were you saying about your organic clothing? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4450 Boy, you must be feeling crummy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4451 Is that you, Sean? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4452 You should really stop wearing that Bernie For President t-shirt. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4453 I don't mean to be a downer, but this is too much PDA 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4454 I told you not to use the "natural" moisturizer 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4455 I always make sure my suits are gluten free. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4456 When did you first consider yourself a Peacenik? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4457 Say you once served time on Alcatraz? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4458 So, what screenplay are you writing now, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4459 You must be the new press secretary. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4460 Do you think I'm flighty? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4461 Run, Forrest. Run. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4462 Let me guess. You're for the birds? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4463 You must be a pretty seedy character! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4464 You said that you were from Alca where? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4465 I'm not sure New York is the best place to be selling pigeon pheromones. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4466 Yep. It says right here...mixing breadcrumbs with tanning lotion gives you an extra layer of protection against the sun's harmful rays. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4467 That's why there are laws against feeding the pigeons. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4468 um...excuse me sir, do you have any bread on you by any chance? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4469 Enough with the birds already. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4470 So how come they call you Pigeon Joe? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4471 Would you mind keeping it down? I only get 20 minutes for lunch, and I'm near THE END.... You read the sign, yes? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4472 No, I wouldn't fry them. Try broiling, instead. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4473 sounds like a great idea for a movie Mr. Hitchcock 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4474 You better get a selfie or no one will believe you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4475 May the doves of peace decend on you as Manna from Heaven 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4476 Sue it! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4477 Do you always feed the birds this time of day? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4478 Hi,stranger. You remind me of a fellow from Assisi 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4479 You are a really seedy fellow, Jay. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4480 Who do you think was the more accurate, Du Maurier or Hitchcock? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4481 I could not help noticing you are wearing Wing Tip shoes and I would love a pair. Where ever did you get them? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4482 The Perch 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4483 I have kids that took advantage of me, too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4484 Am I seeing what I`am seeing? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4485 Do you mind? It's hard to read when you're tweeting so much. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4486 New suet? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4487 I told you they weren't gluten intolerant. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4488 If you weren't such a crummy guy this might not happen so often. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4489 Those really are for the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4490 There must be dozens and dozens in the bush 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4491 I can't concentrate with all that tweeting 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4492 Well, you do look a lot like Hans Christian Andersen. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4493 That's why I prefer singing the Don Giovanni. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4494 I always said, birds of a feather flock together. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4495 It appears they've taken to your hemp suit. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4496 I told you cologne called ‘bird seed’ was a bad idea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4497 What a funny outfit you have on today, Delores. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4498 By chance, are you a Hitchcock? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4499 Welcome to Bodega Bay. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4500 Would you like me to read you a story? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4501 Me. President, they are sending a message 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4502 Alfred, I thought it was your finest. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4503 Pro-tip: next time don't wear a seed-covered shirt. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4504 They can detect a seedy character. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4505 I think you are overdoing the sunflower seed smoothies. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4506 You really need to stop with the tweeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4507 Not "crumbly." I'm feeling crummy, CRUMMY. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4508 That's what you get for wearing a seedsucker suit to the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4509 Weren't you also the bird man of Alcatraz? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4510 I guess that's why they call it Pigeon Park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4511 Why are you always first in the pecking order? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4512 When did you switch from horse whisperer to birds? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4513 Coup, coup. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4514 I told you you'd have trouble in the park today, Mr. Capistrano. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4515 Welcome to Washington, bub. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4516 Why Bert Federman, what've you been up to? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4517 Peter, pickled peppers get pecked. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4518 What do you know? Alfred Hitchcock was right. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4519 Tweeting about it isn't going to change anything! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4520 Nice to meet you, Mr. Gano. And is there a Mama Gano as well? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4521 That stopped for me soon after I went gluten-free. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4522 I thought doves make peace, not break into pieces 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4523 So then Tippi Hedren says, "They're coming! They're coming!" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4524 You only go around once, Dick. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4525 They know that people reading books aren't going to feed them. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4526 It may be the Essence of Popcorn after shave 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4527 Don't get excited, no rare sightings according to my bird book. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4528 Got a tuppence you could spare? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4529 Now I know why linseed oil is such an effective sunblock! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4530 Hitch, is that you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4531 Either they knew you were an ornithologist or it was that bag of seeds in your pocket! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4532 What did you just tweet to get you so many followers? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4533 Excuse me, I think you sat on my peanut butter and sesame seed sandwich. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4534 I hate retweeting, too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4535 Joe, it's you! If you don't mind my saying so, you really have let yourself go to seed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4536 Looks to me like you are going to seed 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4537 It must be the gourmet bird seed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4538 So how often do you have to smear the peanut butter and seeds on your body? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4539 Those who don't deny it refer to it as global-local birding. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4540 Oh, I thought you said 'a frock.' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4541 I'm beginning to think 'To Kill a Mockingbird' might be a metaphor. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4542 When I was a kid I had this really neat parakeet... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4543 I should have told you.... Michael Keaton was just sitting there. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4544 You'll never criticize Hitchcock again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4545 I stopped going to the Bread Crumb Cafe. The food is good but you need to vacuum afterwards. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4546 So, that's what zen looks like. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4547 You looked too seedy 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4548 Your going to have some cleaning bill! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4549 How's that Quinoa diet working for ya? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4550 "I told you not to read TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD." It gets them upset. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4551 I warned you not to make that movie, Alfred! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4552 That's one way to spend your seed money. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4553 What are you two tweeting? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4554 Birds of a feather flock together, Mr. Bird 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4555 Yes, I know they're homing pigeons. But how'd you get to be their home? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4556 Have you considered not tweeting so much? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4557 Herman, I think we can safely say "That new after shave is "for the birds!". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4558 nice seed suit 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4559 Any chance you're from Alcatraz? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4560 Sorry, the birds here go a little The Birds sometimes 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4561 Well, I'm a BOOK lover, but I occasionally put 'em down. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4562 What? I can't hear over all that pecking. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4563 I see the swallows are back. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4564 Well, nice meeting you, Mr. Peanut. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4565 Love birds? I'm jealous! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4566 What's happening over there? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4567 I see the swallows are back. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4568 They think you look seedy too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4569 They do like it better than the old feed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4570 I thought your aftershave was a smidge too nutty. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4571 I'd clap my hands but I can't put it down. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4572 Beautiful day we're having, Miss Hedron. Beautiful day. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4573 I told you it was windy today 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4574 I don't care how many birds you attach to yourself, you are not getting off the ground. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4575 Yeah, man, I remember the time the Egyptian god Tehuti materialized in my house and cursed me to be pecked by birds for all eternity. Shit sucks, man 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4576 Stop the happy tweeting, please. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4577 New cologne from "Bird?" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4578 I thought I told you not to cover yourself with peanut butter! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4579 Lemme guess. You had a sesame bagel for breakfast? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4580 This reminds me of the second Home Alone movie. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4581 So you speak pigeon? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4582 Look on the bright side; you are worth way more than two in a bush. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4583 That cologne you're wearing smells positively delicious. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4584 I would offer an olive branch, but its a fairly partisan flock. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4585 My Grandfather was the Birdman of Alcatraz 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4586 You say you're Tippi Hedren's great-grandson? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4587 How many times did I warn you about your edible hemp clothes? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4588 She just hasn't been the same since that kid gave her a turtle dove. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4589 Hey check it out I'm reading Infinite Jest. David Foster Wallace was a GENIUS, man. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4590 That seed diet of yours really proves we are what we eat. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4591 You are probably one of those people who call them rock doves. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4592 Here come numbers 139 and 140. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4593 You've always been strictly for the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4594 "What a 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4595 It says here that you should not use biodegradable laundry dnetergent 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4596 I guess life, IS like a box of chocolates 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4597 I'm reading the latest New York Times best seller, No bird brains allowed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4598 If you don't like it, don't wear those feather hats. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4599 Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to be Sir Paul, would you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4600 So I guess in hindsight, sunflower oil is not a great substitute for cologne, huh? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4601 I warned you about the hard shell tacos. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4602 I'm reading Michener, and you say you're reading Hitchcock. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4603 Crumb cake? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4604 So I'm guessing the balloons didn't work out? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4605 To be inundated with President Trump's tweets 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4606 Love means never having to say 'I'm out of bread crumbs." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4607 Please Keep Off the Grass Dealer. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4608 Serves him right for getting a meatball sandwich on 9-grain bread. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4609 It must be fashion week. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4610 Didn't your mother ever tell not to wear a birdseed suit after Labor Day? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4611 The worst part is when they flush. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4612 Is your name Tippi? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4613 I hope for your sake the early bird did /not/ get the worm. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4614 Been using that suet cake after shave again? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4615 Don't be so surprised! "Birds of a feather really do flock together!" Guys, really now, the pecking order is an issue that needs to wait!! Ouch! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4616 I said, "Wear your best suit to meet her; not your best suet!" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4617 You really are a bird brain. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4618 Maybe I should just Google it? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4619 No thank you. I don't care to feed the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4620 I see you ordered wings. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4621 It must be your charisma. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4622 You must be a crumb bum. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4623 That must be some lunch you have 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4624 Yea, you told me you have skin problems. So they work like those pedicure fish? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4625 "So, now you know why I gave up wearing a crumb-jacket to the park". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4626 I am thrilled that I finally get to meet one of the greatest film directors of all time, Alfred Hitchcock. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4627 You may want to reconsider the sunflower oil body wash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4628 This place is for the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4629 Sorry, Ms. Hedren, I only just recognized you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4630 Here's a bit of trivia. These birds are the direct descendants of those used in the Hitchcock film! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4631 I'd hate to be your dry cleaner. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4632 Hey, hold down the cooing or get an aviary! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4633 First time in the City? You never, never, never, bring a peanut butter sandwich!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4634 It's not a good idea to seed your lawn on such a windy day. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4635 What kind of bread are you been giving them!? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4636 How long have you been working at "BirdFeed-R-Us"? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4637 You say it's called Eau De Oiseau? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4638 And that's why most parks prohibit bars with all natural ingredients. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4639 And this is not the only downside of too much tweeting, Donald. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4640 Are you wearing that new Eau de Suet? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4641 Gee, you're more popular than the Statue of Liberty. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4642 I told you to use a napkin! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4643 Don't forget your safeword is Lemmiwinks. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4644 How are those organic fibers working for you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4645 Some days you are he legion and some days you are the statue 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4646 I guess we read the same gossip columns. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4647 Did you say "tweed" or "seed"? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4648 I thought you looked a little seedy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4649 If they are carrier pigeons...I believe they are carrying the avian flu. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4650 Call me when you get to Capistrano. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4651 Told ya that suit went to seed, Arty. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4652 The Bird Man runs out of popcorn. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4653 I've always felt that there's a fine line between pets and pests. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4654 I told you this wasn't the day to try your new eau de baguette. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4655 Free Lunch 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4656 Louise, I told you to leave the stale bread at home! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4657 Oh, I forgot to tell you, there was a birdseed on the edge of your cap. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4658 Yes....but what about the benefits of using rosehip seed oil? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4659 That's one fine sapsucker suet you got there. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4660 I told you it was a mistake to wear that worm suit this early in the morning. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4661 That's why I don't bring my cell phone to the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4662 I most definitely did not say, "You should wear a nice suet today." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4663 He looked pretty seedy but this is ridiculous 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4664 What cologne do you use? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4665 Again, I'm so sorry about the crumbs--that baguette was practically petrified. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4666 . . . and how is my fine-feathered friend today? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4667 I didn't know YOU were going to feed the pigeons. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4668 Are you an ornithologist or something? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4669 Flying rats? No, doves attracted by your inner peace. Sorry, I can't help you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4670 Worst case of avian flew I've ever seen. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4671 Tippi Hedren. Hitchcock directed it. I think you'd like it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4672 It's working!... yes, yes... be ONE with the pigeon... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4673 Can you please speed up your time of departure? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4674 You need a napkin? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4675 Huuuhh, you're full of birds 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4676 Is that the new cologne L'eau d'oiseaux ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4677 Personally, I think that Hitchcock was overrated. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4678 You're letting yourself go to seed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4679 It's a bit stale, Hitchcock. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4680 Perhaps the sunflower seed cologne wasn't a good idea after all. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4681 No, I don't think the world is ready for a suet based cologne. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4682 Your sorghum outfit may not be the best choice for enjoying the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4683 Some guys get all the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4684 I told you not to feed the pidgeons. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4685 What have you been up to since you left Alcatraz? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4686 I feel that you and chicken parmesan are best when coated in breadcrumbs 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4687 Switching to Pita Bread may have been a mistake. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4688 Please stop tweeting, I'm trying to read. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4689 So you're cast in "Home Alone Meets the Birds"? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4690 Birds are like taxes --- they'll eat you alive... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4691 "Directions to the aviary? You are the aviary!"? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4692 You didn't get enough of that last night? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4693 Working on your Death List, are you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4694 It's a real honor to find myself sitting next to you, Miss Gaga. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4695 Was that going to be your chia pet costume? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4696 Easy, guys, save some for dinner. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4697 It appears that no animal fiber seed weave suit has some issues. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4698 Don't let the bird of paradise fly up your nose. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4699 Wow, I guess the chicks really do find you irresistible in that new suet. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4700 Mohair? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4701 Bird bait. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4702 Would you believe I'm reading Alfred Hitchcock? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4703 What's that aftershave you're wearing? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4704 "But where does the bushel come in? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4705 I warned you not to bring that bread baking book. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4706 OK, that's 39, but I think you’re getting your Hitchcock movies confused. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4707 Ever in Alcatraz? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4708 Personally I steer away from popcorn scented body wash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4709 Can I get on too? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4710 I told you suet suit was a bad idea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4711 Breadcrumb bath oil? Not a good idea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4712 There's actually this movie... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4713 That's the one downside to wearing a suit made of bread crumbs. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4714 Everything bagels are nothing to sneeze at. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4715 So good of you to host despite your troubles. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4716 They must be lovebirds! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4717 They are thanking you for your contribution to the Cornell Laboratory of Ornithology. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4718 Meanwhile, Audubon mentions a very rare condition in which middle-aged men exude a suet-like scent. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4719 Your prayers to St. Francis seem to be working! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4720 You're in Bodega Bay, buddy. You better get a can of repellant. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4721 Don’t you think, Saint Francis, that you are taking this lovey-dovey thing too far? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4722 Have you tried apple cider vinegar? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4723 Didn't you used to be Tippy Hedren? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4724 You just look like a 'Francis.' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4725 Wow! As a birder you're way over the top! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4726 "Wrong. Says here the scariest Hitchcock movie was 'Psycho'". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4727 You're a real nut job. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4728 Keep it down, will ya. Stick to pigeon whispering, please. I'm trying to read here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4729 Is Twitter offline? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4730 Harry, you've really gone to seed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4731 Listen to this, Chip… Chip? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4732 You should never have sung "Bye Bye Birdie" off key! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4733 The carmel corn has its drawbacks. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4734 Next time, think twice before you say Hitchcock was overrated. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4735 What does 'ornithologist' mean? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4736 Twitter, huh? So, how many retweets is that? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4737 Tell me more about the three piece suet you are wearing. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4738 I said wear a Suit, not Suet. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4739 I enjoy feeding the birds too, but I would rather use a hanging birdseed feeder. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4740 Are you still using that peanut butter scented body wash? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4741 They´re stool pigeons, and they´re after your dingleberries. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4742 Says here they use the Post It glue on the bird seed; the side effect is diarrhea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4743 Oh, Honey 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4744 Organic flaxseed and sesame aftershave? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4745 "Where's my chair"? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4746 Thanks for the book recommendation. It's just now getting interesting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4747 So lovely that birds are no longer sacrificed to tar and feather. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4748 Is it really worth it? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4749 You were high in the pecking order. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4750 ... it's one of Hitchcock's best books, which they made into a movie... oh never mind! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4751 What kind of perfume are you wearing? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4752 Have you ever thought about going gluten-free? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4753 I think you're better off among the bushes. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4754 I told you that suit was tacky! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4755 Who invited Jumping Jehoshaphat? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4756 Have you thought about going gluten-free? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4757 It says right here, “you tweet on your phone, not by whistling”. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4758 What does your startup do? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4759 I told you not to wear that crummy dress. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4760 Old-school denial of service? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4761 Wingnut. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4762 According to my Sibley's, they're all Rock Dove pigeons. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4763 I told you to wear beads, not seeds, on your dress. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4764 See, I'm not the only one who thinks you are wormy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4765 Because birds don't run, Gingerbread Man. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4766 They must smell your pigeon. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4767 They must love your cologne. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4768 I see you like birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4769 Are you a Hitchcock fan? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4770 It's your dishevelled appearance, it makes you look seedy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4771 Dad, you promised you'd stop embarrassing me in public. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4772 I can only assume that there were no birds in OZ, Scarecrow. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4773 Parfum de Breadcrumbs, I presume. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4774 Still drawing cartoons, Mr. Crumb? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4775 How close are we to the 647 birds you said last week was your limit? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4776 New aftershave? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4777 Where did you get your seed money? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4778 it's an unusual way to stay warm 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4779 Do I smell tahini? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4780 Have you tried mothballs? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4781 I always thought she was a nut. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4782 The birds think you're a seedy person 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4783 It's a good thing you didnt bring nuts. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4784 Hey Bob! Move your body...they think you're a statue. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4785 I told you not to open that box of chocolates, Forest. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4786 New flocked coat? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4787 Birds of a feather... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4788 Naw... I'm a vegetarian. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4789 I don't know, it says sitting still is suppose to collect wisdom. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4790 And my wife said I was an attractive nuisance! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4791 So, what kind of glue are you using? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4792 Are you OK, Honey? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4793 Boy Bert, you weren't kidding, you are a chick magnet! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4794 That'll teach you to wear Lady Gaga's 'worm' suit. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4795 Books help me escape 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4796 Did you remember to unplug the iron? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4797 I warned you to cut down on the carbs. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4798 You do have a way about you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4799 Birds are ok but me I prefer the company of books. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4800 No, it's not raining. Why do you ask? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4801 I see you're still trying that hemp oil skin care product. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4802 Well, they did always call you a seedy guy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4803 You had to admit, Gaga, with the birdseed dress you knew this was coming. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4804 Alfred Hitchcock....is that you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4805 Do you know Tippi Hedren? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4806 Gone to seed? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4807 that's one hell of a witness protection deal you got! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4808 Sir, I am Dr. Dolittle and I read to them every morning. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4809 Have you seen any kids "Home Alone" ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4810 St. Francis can't help you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4811 That's what you get for whistling when I'm reading. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4812 It's packed. We do not have a reservation.... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4813 "HITCHCOCK IS THAT YOU " ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4814 Says right here, don't pour pancake syrup on your body a d sprinkle bird seeds and especially in central park.SAYS BAD GUY FROM HOME ALONE. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4815 New suet suit? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4816 You can take the boy out of Alcatraz 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4817 Just try not to breathe. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4818 Just back from St. Mark's Square? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4819 So you're from Bodega Bay... Any chance you know my friend Melanie Daniels? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4820 You shouldn't have said you're working on a remake of "The Birds." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4821 You shouldn't open the bird seed if you're about to sneeze. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4822 I told you that suit was too seedy to wear in public. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4823 It says here, 'Birds of a feather flock together,' think that's true? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4824 They don't seem to be eating so much as snorting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4825 Doesn't take a psychiatrist to identify a seedy character. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4826 You might want to cut down on the tweeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4827 My guidebook warned me about seedy people in the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4828 It's 'Dove's Labor's Lost' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4829 I told you that suite from a seedy place 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4830 Oh, you and your breadcrumbs, Hansel! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4831 I suppose no oxybenzone is a plus, but I'll stick to sunscreen. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4832 Jen wasn't kidding when she described you as statuesque! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4833 All you have to do is keep a cat. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4834 Do you like popcorn? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4835 You might ask Batman how he managed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4836 So much for my relaxing day in the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4837 I knew there was something seedy about you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4838 Maybe wearing your new hemp clothing to the park wasn't such a good idea 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4839 The tweets are overwhelming 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4840 Have you ever considered changing your name Walter? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4841 Too much tweeting? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4842 You're not safe out here with Doritos. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4843 Suet body wash again, huh? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4844 Aren't you ripping off Hitchcock just a bit? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4845 Some day they will erect a statue of you in this park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4846 I'm guessing you're not gluten free 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4847 I see you're reading Donna Tartt's latest novel, The Pigeon 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4848 Lee is gone. There must be a likeness. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4849 Look mister, this bench isn't big enough for the both of us. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4850 Bird bait. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4851 I'm thinking the gingerbread suit is a mistake. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4852 I think it was 'wear suit', they fat fingered the 'e'. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4853 Perhaps you shouldn't sit so still... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4854 That late night chia hair replacement infomercial did say results may vary... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4855 Even the birds are (mad) the way the United states .is going"oh my" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4856 You're full of Tweets! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4857 The wife says I'm completely nuts! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4858 So, you have a patent pending for popcorn-scented sunscreen? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4859 Death by news feed 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4860 I never read Audubon out here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4861 The field guide says they feed on carrion. Are you listening? The guide says ... Oh. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4862 Forgot to offer up a sacrifice to the Pigeon god again? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4863 I told you to wipe your mouth after eating peanut butter crackers. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4864 Just what kind of granola is that? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4865 So, you're a bird feeder? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4866 What did you say was in that organic sun screen you bought? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4867 Look on the bright side, Chap. They will help rid you of the head and body lice 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4868 Oh, you're a retired baker, I thought you said banker. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4869 You know Mr. Hitchcock, it surprises me that they have that kind of memory 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4870 Have you tried the new bakery 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4871 You must be from the South. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4872 How in the world did you know my book was about ornithology? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4873 I reading Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds, why do yo ask? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4874 You look downright seedy today. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4875 My momma always said ... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4876 Maybe your parents shouldn't have named you Juan Capistrano. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4877 I think what you thought was cologne with the weird name is used for something else. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4878 Don't worry, this is common since the statues are gone. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4879 Your name wouldn't be Hope, by any chance? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4880 Been shopping for clothes in the seed catalog? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4881 If you shower in birdseed, you have to thoroughly rinse. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4882 So, you left a trail of breadcrumbs, and then what…? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4883 Axe body spray? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4884 Whose feeding who? Or shall I say 'whom?'. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4885 First round of seeding? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4886 You are my Tippi Hedrin-Donald Trump fantasy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4887 Odds are that you’ll get the bird flu that’s going around. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4888 Lucky, we tried to get our kids to stay in-state when they were applying; they just laughed at us 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4889 I'm sorry, all I did was say birds of a feather flock together. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4890 Couldn't help noticing that you really are for the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4891 I told you not to eat Chex Mix in the park. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4892 I told you to take care of those tapeworms. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4893 Should have said something when I saw the signs. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4894 So I see you switched from Palmolive to Dove. Serves you right, traitor! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4895 So where are you in the pecking order? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4896 I told you not to wear eau de pidgeon 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4897 Would you mind moving? I'm allergic to feathers. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4898 I never expected to get pidgeon-wholed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4899 This bird call book is amazing! Sic 'em, Fido! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4900 Well that's what you get for wearing an outfit made totally from hemp seeds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4901 Yes, Ms. Hedren, I have seen "The Birds." Why do you ask? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4902 I said you had to bring crumbs. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4903 Maybe it's time to stop sending tweets. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4904 got any bird seed on you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4905 Harry, you're looking a little seedy today 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4906 Hang on, my pet hawk is on his way. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4907 That's a lot of Tweets, maybe you should try Facebook? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4908 You remind me of someone. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4909 This is hawkward.... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4910 I tried that new Jolly Time cologne this morning. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4911 Aren't you carrying this Saint Francis Thing a bit far? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4912 Warned you—sit still like a statue, and... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4913 They say it's advantageous to only swipe right on the ones you really like 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4914 As I told you, dipping yourself in bread crumbs before coming to the park is not a good idea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4915 Ooh, that's going to leave a mark. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4916 I told you not to use All Spice. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4917 We found that using large grain seed, like corn didn't attract so many. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4918 Is that a worm in your pocket? Cause they sure are happy to see you. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4919 How do you come up with all those crazy plots, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4920 If you wanted to be my fine feathered friend you should have just said so 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4921 Wouldn't moth balls be easier dear? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4922 I told you carbs were bad. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4923 Yeah, it's a good book, if you like crumby endings? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4924 Great hiding place. No one will look for you here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4925 I'm just not sure if a down jacket is for me. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4926 Better 'an being henpecked. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4927 OK, I'm sorry for calling you seedy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4928 They seem to really like the gluten-free stuff. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4929 Tuppence? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4930 You're right. Your pigeon call is spectacular. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4931 Really Alfred? You never pay your extras? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4932 Those sesame seed suits just aren't practical. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4933 Boy, are you going to need a shower! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4934 Are you a statue of President Trump? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4935 Hold on! I found it! It says right here, "birds of a feather...." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4936 They might be after your inner child. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4937 Wow this Hitchcock biography is really coming to life! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4938 Birds' nest soup for lunch? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4939 The Sign Said "Don't Feed the Birds" Joe Pitts Washington, DC 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4940 Maybe it just sounded like 'Go flock yourself!' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4941 One tweet too many, Ed; that's my guess. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4942 Mama always said life was like a block of suet. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4943 Flock together, eh? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4944 They're partial to the multigrain bagels. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4945 I take it you're a birder. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4946 They think you dress seedy, too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4947 You're actually pretty lucky. The last guy sitting there got a different kind of attention." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4948 ??Just like me, they long to be close to you??. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4949 You really could just say you don't want to be in book club anymore. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4950 Tippi Hedren? Is it really you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4951 Sauvignon blanc or sancerre? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4952 Hmmm...time for that shower?! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4953 I read somewhere that pigeons love the smell of oregano. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4954 This must mean you and I are not birds of a feather. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4955 You're going to be sorry when they take off! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4956 They call me the sweet youth of bird. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4957 Remake Hitchcock? Well, maybe. But I don't think an urban setting will work. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4958 Check the label because I think your wearing Organic. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4959 It's probably the the raw food diet 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4960 Hey buddy, what's with all the birds? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4961 Spreading the seed on the ground would have been much less stressful. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4962 Frank, I think you nailed the pigeon pheromone project you were working on. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4963 I'm on the Luddite unlimited messaging plan. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4964 That's what you get for letting yourself go to seed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4965 I'm sorry, I just don't feel like making a Birdman sequel. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4966 Does your cologne have the essence of seed or suet? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4967 I guess birds aren't migrating South anymore... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4968 If you say so, but it seemed like a pretty bad time to spill your suet shake to me. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4969 Go easy on the bird seed, old fellow. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4970 Your Twitter feed is catching on. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4971 No, they are sturnus vulgaris. They are obviously vulgaris. Want to see a picture? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4972 You know, it's just an expression. It's not actually FOR them. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4973 I didn't know they still tarred and feathered people. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4974 A synonym for overwhelmed is oppressed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4975 Are you getting all this? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4976 No but like, seriously- how does Coruscant work? Do they have any natural resources? population control? What about food, don't give me this "planet made of city" bs 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4977 She said "tuppence," not "two pounds." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4978 My seed funding came through. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4979 I hope you are wearing organic clothing!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4980 You must be one of those "Bird Whisperers". I heard it's for the birds! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4981 Okay, we've figured out how to get your twitter feed up and running. Now we have to customize it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4982 retweet 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4983 Something's off... New heron cut? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4984 I think you're taking tweeting too literally. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4985 I've been meaning to try a natural exfoliation technique. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4986 That's one heck of a pigeon call imitation you've got there. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4987 Although written nearly 60 years ago, Atticus Finch's take on drug addiction could not be more relevant. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4988 The Sign Said "Don't Feed the Birds" Joe Pitts Washington, DC 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4989 yeah, bummer, alcatraz is still closed.... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4990 It's organicwear. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4991 No, I guess I've never thought of rolling in birdseed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4992 'Must be essential oils for them, too. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4993 Now will you believe that you're attractive? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4994 Have you tried that popcorn center cologne? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4995 So much for your suet-based sunscreen. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4996 If you'd made it easier for them to vote, you wouldn't have been impeached. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4997 Sunflower and pumpkin seeds...new, from Dior 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4998 First time to Bodega Bay? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4999 I'm sitting "among", not "in" the birds! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5000 You have to keep your mouth closed when you are chewing gum! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5001 My Lord? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5002 Have you read to kill a mockingbird? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5003 I told you that listening to The Carpenters would have consequences. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5004 What's the matter, don't you guys like literature? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5005 Pillsbury dough boy "relaxes" at the WRONG park! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5006 I'd really appreciate it if you would just get the flock out of here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5007 They must like bread bums. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5008 You're going to the birds, Harry. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5009 I guess this is what they mean by "pigeonholing" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5010 This is why most start-ups don't survive the first seed round. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5011 I told you not to wear that Nature perfume!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5012 I think you've taken this 'green' thing a little too far... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5013 The revitalized carrier pigeon industry needs your messages. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5014 "You've got mail". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5015 No, it says here the Mourning Warbler has a yellow belly. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5016 Food for thought? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5017 Rumor has it that you have gone to far in pigeon-holing yourself on Facebook 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5018 That's what you get for doing 'The Worm' in public. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5019 I was going to ask you where you got that outfit, it looked a bit seedy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5020 Using that Bird Seed Allure cologne? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5021 Ok, I beleieve you. You are Alfred Hitchcock. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5022 I'm sure they have a pill for that. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5023 I had gnats once. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5024 Must be your "Eau de Bread" aftershave. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5025 So, for you millenials, it's live feathers without the tar? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5026 uh yes, I am reading 'Hidden figures' by Margot Lee Shetterly. I think you'd like it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5027 Let me guess, you're reading the Birdman of Alcatraz. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5028 This straw man makes an easy target for the birds. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5029 Over-tweeted again eh? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5030 He did look a bit seedy.. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5031 Few superhero tales are shorter than Breadman's. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5032 This is why making your empty nest an Airbnb can be risky. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5033 Didn't get that. What did you say ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5034 Best Halloween costume ever! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5035 Impressive but that's not what people mean by tweets. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5036 Millet:The New Wool 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5037 Says here they're called "birds". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5038 Excuse me? Do you have a bookmark I could borrow? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5039 Are you sure you joined the correct Love Bird dating site? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5040 Yeah. Maybe you should cut down on the bread. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5041 Suicide by Hamerkop? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5042 Didn't you do time in Alcatraz? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5043 According to Audubon, the rare Architect Sparrow creates nests mimicking bench-sitting men, as a means of camouflage. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5044 You're a seedy character. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5045 New cologne? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5046 I told you not to play hide and seek with them. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5047 You should go Gluten Free. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5048 dog in sunglasses frog in sunglasses catalogue in sunglasses 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
5049 How long has it been since you bathed? Is it a new aftershave? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5050 Some think it an unusual aphrodisiac. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5051 Now I understand why people call you a seedy politician. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5052 Birds of a feather really do flock together 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5053 Of course I loved the texture, but I told you the birdseed suit would backfire. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5054 Fred, you really do know your birds! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5055 It's called 'pig' pile - not 'pig'-eon pile! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5056 I told you not to eat all that bread. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5057 You should watch your carbs. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5058 You have always looked statuesque. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5059 Rules are rules. You can't complain about dogs off leash while you're feeding the birds. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5060 I'm reading the Collected Tweets of Donald J. Trump. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5061 You sure get a lot of tweets! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5062 I hate technology. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5063 As for flight insurance, I think you're covered. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5064 I warned you about drinking all of those Frappuccinos! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5065 I wish I had that many retweets 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5066 My wife loves natural exfoliants. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5067 It must be your toes. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5068 You can get really cheap airfare to Vegas these days, you know. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5069 Mike, your new cologne should be called, 'Human Bird Feeder'. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5070 At least the pigeons like your cologne... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5071 You should eat less bread. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5072 That's a pretty good impression of bird seed you've got going on there. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5073 I've always admired your films, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5074 Is that a Woody Harrelson hemp suit? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5075 That bird food MUST be gluten free! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5076 Did your mother sing you a lullaby every night too! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5077 From the smell of your burp I assume you're vegetarian. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5078 Yeah, I thought your comment was seedy too. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5079 It takes a village. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5080 Yeah I hear you don't knock it until you try it, but I would find the excrement troubling. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5081 Is it me?" "Is it me? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5082 How did they figure out that my name is Cletus Birdsong? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5083 You give a new meaning to the words "nature lover!" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5084 Didn't see the Hitchcock movie, but I read the book. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5085 I TOLD you to get on a gluten-free diet. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5086 Have you found any downside to wearing organic cotton? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5087 Alfred Hitchcock made a movie about this! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5088 Let me know when you're finished. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5089 You must be full of nuts. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5090 Alcatraz is looking good about now, isn't it? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5091 You keep brushing your teeth with peanut butter. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5092 Did you say your name was Hitchcock? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5093 Next time use the cologne without seeds 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5094 Those are the 'birds of a feather' I was telling you about. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5095 Apparently, this is why they call you, "Guano Head. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5096 It's all about you Gregory, Atticus whatever your name is. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5097 How much are they worth in the bush? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5098 Is your peanut smooth or crunchy? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5099 Maybe it's your cologne. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5100 I've never thought that organic birdseed based clothing fabric was a good idea. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5101 A little too much suet after-shave? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5102 I'll continue when you're done tweeting. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5103 Enough of the "tweeting" Mr. President 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5104 It was only a matter of time before the descendants of Hitchcock's extras repeated their ancestors' carnage. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5105 I think your magic wand shorted out. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5106 So do you crush the cornflakes before you spray yourself with an egg wash and roll in them or after? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5107 Oh, I thought you mentioned going gluten-free. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5108 What's this? The new fashion style? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5109 When they say Dove is unscented they mean to you; for birds it's a different story 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5110 The hat with the feathers brought this on you. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5111 Mr. Stroud, I presume? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5112 Stop whistling! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5113 So you're Father Kennedy from St Mary's with your flock? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5114 Personally, I think you have taken " a bird in the hand" to the extreme! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5115 Are you going to "tweet" about this? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5116 Even the birds thought he was a seedy character. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5117 Sorry, just a few more minutes. This new translation isn't very good. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5118 Mildred told me that you had gone to seed, but I scoffed. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5119 You can't nest yourself from reality forever. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5120 I'm reading 'The Birds'. Would you like to borrow it when I'm through? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5121 Are you going to finish that? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5122 Dude, totally Not what I meant by download... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5123 I did the Ice Bucket Challenge but this is going too far 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5124 1. I thought this man looked "seedy." 2. He must have a lot of bread on him. 3. This bench is for the birds! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5125 Quoth the Raven, nevermore 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5126 You asked for it, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5127 Its good to see competition in the message carrying space. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5128 I told you not to buy that cologne from that nature store 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5129 rughtnowitis42for4againstand2abstaining 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5130 This may just be the latest frenzy the world is experiencing. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5131 Bates Motel? You're in the wrong movie. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5132 I guess that's the last time you use Nuit du Pigeon Cologne. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5133 It says here that the new pigeon scented body wash is a popular item these days. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5134 Well, that's what you get when you sleep in a bed of bird seed. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5135 You are carrying being a bird lover too far ! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5136 I'm reading, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5137 Why yes, I am reading the " Birdman of Alcatraz." 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5138 Mr. Peanut? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5139 You should have had a proper burial and service for that pigeon you hit yesterday. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5140 What brand of bird feed do you use? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5141 Talk about a vivid plot! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5142 Well, I guess, you cannot keep birds from building a nest. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5143 Pigeon porn may not have been the best reading choice 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5144 Things are about to get hawkward. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5145 You a Hitchcock fan? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5146 The hazing has REALLY gotten out of hand over at Sigma Chi. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5147 I told you that suite was from a seedy place. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5148 You know what they say, "The early bird catches the ..." 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5149 I'm hungry for companionship, too. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5150 Pigeons are the new thing man. You'll never get the ladies looking like that. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5151 I'd agree. Coveralls made from bird seed is not your best idea. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5152 That Peanut Oil Cologne didn't work for me, either. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5153 You were saying you like Alfred Hitchcock films? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5154 Try throwing it on the ground 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5155 D'you try the gluten-free kind? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5156 Three is a side-note here warning against idle activity while wearing your new chia seed pantsuit outside. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5157 he's sure his "birdman of ambel park" will inspire a sequel to "Birdman of Alcatraz" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5158 Oops - Henry, you spilled your popcorn. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5159 You can give too much of yourself. (Abner Dean) 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5160 Perhaps you should drink a less yeasty smelling beer. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5161 I think they're swallows Mr. Capistrano 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5162 Now I know why you hate the outdoors. A little birdie told me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5163 Any of your relatives been in Alcatraz? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5164 I told you it was a crummy outfit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5165 Maybe you should change their diet 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5166 Reenacting that scene from Home Alone 2 again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5167 Well, at least your wife doesn't henpeck you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5168 I have a brother who's pigeon-toed also. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5169 Birds of a feather surely flock together!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5170 So, how's the retweet going? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5171 Feeding pigeons Chia seeds again? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5172 The bird seed suit wasn't such a good idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5173 I told you the breadcrumb suit was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5174 witness protection on a tight budget these days? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5175 Having trouble? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5176 No, this isn't Pigeon Forge. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5177 Welcome to Capistrano. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5178 Bird brain, bird train. What's the difference? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5179 Is that the new eau d'oiseaux? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5180 My Bad--I usually bring them a little something to snack on 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5181 Don't hurt the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5182 There's something about Mary. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5183 I warned you that cologne was seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5184 It must be your tea tree oil. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5185 So you live on Drury lane? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5186 What disease does "the st. Francis cure" work on? With? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5187 Next time just bring a book...(I won the snap chat contest) 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5188 I warned you not to look 'new'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5189 Homage to Hitchcock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5190 The book's title? The Birdman of ALCATRAZ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5191 Have you tried a non-organic deodorant? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5192 Activate bird magnet! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5193 I'm astonished with what is happening to intelectuals in America!They are being neglected, dismissed and agressively attacked by small brained animals!What next? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5194 Well that English cologne ad did promise it would drive the birds wild. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5195 I told you to lighten up on that statuesque gravitas act. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5196 You must be President Trump. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5197 You sure have a way with animals. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5198 I don't believe Twitter stole your idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5199 Hopefully he wore white today 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5200 It's an old book by Daphne de Maurier. I think you'd like it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5201 Pardon me, is that a tweet suit? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5202 Let me guess, you're new here? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5203 Alfred Hitchcock would be impressed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5204 I just kinda prefer more of a suspenseful buildup. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5205 Well, it's better than death by Unappreciated Cartoon Captioning. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5206 You must be the Gingerbread Man. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5207 I told you you're a summer. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5208 Bread suit? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5209 I have just the friend for you! Her name is, Cat Lady... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5210 IT'S SPONTANEOUS COMUNCHIM! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5211 Lose the military outfit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5212 Stop harassing the birds! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5213 ...just reading about how we are all One being... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5214 Do you provide food for flight? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5215 Be careful--you never know which one might develop a peanut allergy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5216 What am I reading? Updike's Pigeon Feathers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5217 I don't care about the optics. There's No Fowl Play! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5218 Being a seedy person this is the result you should expect. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5219 Hey mister, are you crackers or are you nuts? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5220 Mr. Taylor, the movie wrapped decades ago... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5221 It says here that birds love the scent of musk. Isn't that what you wear? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5222 Sorry, I didn't catch your name. Did you say Tippi? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5223 You shouldn't have sneezed in your bread crum bowl! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5224 By all means, feel free to sit wherever you want. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5225 Do you prefer du Maurier or Hitchcock? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5226 The bird feeders usually toss the seeds! Hello? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5227 Is that your suit of suet, Dave? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5228 I warned you about the magic of the Unicorn Frappuccino. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5229 You've been teaching them to "tar and Feather" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5230 I told you not to wear that bird-seed suit outside. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5231 My wardrobe favors polyester. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5232 'It's Saturday night and I can understand why you ain't got a date.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5233 A herringbone suit was probably not the best choice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5234 Yah, I got a flu shot this year. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5235 "So, what book are you reading?"...."A Murder of Crows"... what book are you 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5236 I used to be this attractive too! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5237 Yeah, that's why I stopped reading those seedy novels. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5238 Winged Humiliation 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5239 Efficiency is key 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5240 Twitter's good, but you should read a book. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5241 Are these trained birds, or just .... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5242 Good thing you wrote that app in Swift instead of Python. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5243 Did you enjoy working with Hitchcock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5244 I see you've tried the new peanut scented body wash 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5245 I assume you meant a bird in the hand. . . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5246 I didn't mean you are for the birds, literally! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5247 A day in the park with...the Bird Feeder 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5248 Have you read the sequel, “Go Set A Watchman?” 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5249 That is precisely why I stopped drinking those sunflower, cracked corn, millet, no foam , skinny lattes. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5250 Must be that Hitchcock tee you're wearing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5251 That's weird. They usually stick to cyber bullying. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5252 I assume you're in training to be a statue in this park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5253 I'm gonna guess that oatmeal facial may not have been your best idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5254 Maybe it's the 'Elixir of Sesame' you're wearing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5255 Apparently it's called a Trumpera of larks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5256 "Are you that guy from Alcatraz?" By Deda Jacobsen 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5257 Tar aftershave again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5258 You should try out for the Hitchcock homage. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5259 I gest the book is rite because that just hapened in the book 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5260 Wow. Don't see many worms wearing shoes. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5261 It says here it might be due to your sesame seed bagel. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5262 What's eating you 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5263 Not to rain on your parade, but popularity comes with a price. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5264 Hey, pal, those are city birds. They don't take too kindly to gluten in their breadcrumbs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5265 You people never listen 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5266 I have a birdfeeder. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5267 I'd consider changing your cologne. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5268 I knew you were a seedy character. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5269 You're right. Lust does create problms. You should never have fantasized about Tippi Hedren... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5270 Did you say your name was 'Johnny Appleseed' ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5271 That's a heck of a way to feed the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5272 I'm reading a Hitchcock, too. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5273 Who are you... a scaredove? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5274 I'm among the birds, not in them. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5275 Hey, shut the flock up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5276 You should've listened to Mary Poppins and feed the birds, tuppence a bag, tuppence, tuppence, a bag. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5277 I told you they were talking about real birds on the website you bought that pheromone from! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5278 Want me to get you some lunch? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5279 Tweet much? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5280 I'll never again complain about being pigeon-toed! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5281 You sir, certainly are (or were) for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5282 I told you not to fill up on bread. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5283 Well, now I have seen the muffin man who lives on Drury lane. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5284 So, just how much did you contribute to Audubon? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5285 Why are you in New York City, your holiness? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5286 A Since you brought it up, I preferred "Rear Window" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5287 It seems you slightly misheard me . . . I didn't say "suet yourself" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5288 They're mostly brown thrushes, Mr. Suet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5289 I'm reading the screenplay to Hitchcock's The Birds 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5290 The ad said which females would flock to you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5291 So you work in a bread factory? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5292 The reverend's flock are devoted. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5293 Oh, the delight of the unknoable 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5294 They go crazy for peanut butter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5295 For a real challenge, try that with mosquitoes. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5296 Sorry this reminds of the time I fell into the bird pit at the pet store last week. It was terrifying and I'm a shell of the man I used to be please delete. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5297 Guess your new "all nut" diet has some drawbacks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5298 My apologies. I thought I grabbed The Balloon Hoax. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5299 Next time I would be more careful when eating crackers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5300 I told you not to wear such a seedy suit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5301 I knew that guy was a bunch of bologna. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5302 I loved you in 'MARNIE.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5303 I'd back off on the tweeting, if I were you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5304 'You know, you could have just put your earphones in'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5305 Number one - quit carrying bird seed in your pocket. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5306 Jeff, I told you not to cover yourself in bird seeds before we went to the park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5307 You think you are feeling crumby? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5308 Sesame bagel for breakfast? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5309 Alexa, I said 'order birdseed', not 'I'm birdseed'. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5310 Old Spice....you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5311 Eat the good booty. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5312 I think your deodorant might be faulty. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5313 I know a good dry cleaner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5314 So how's the "babe magnet" perfume of yours working out? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5315 Dior Homme? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5316 If you hired a cat, it might solve your problem. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5317 I have another bag of seeds if you need them. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5318 Well, you’re sure a rare bird. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5319 Oh great. Another Hollywood remake. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5320 I told you that bathing in bird seed was bad for you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5321 You know what they say about most tax cut theories, "garbage-in-garbage-out." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5322 Bet your last name is Hitchcock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5323 'Mama said not to feed the birds.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5324 An old man in a park feeding pigeons 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5325 See, I told you my book wasn't for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5326 I thought you were looking a little seedy today. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5327 How are those organic pants working out? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5328 Bad choice - Eau du Suet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5329 Next time try filling the bird feeder while you're not holding it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5330 I told you they're wild about gluten free bread. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5331 Maybe they like the suet you're wearing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5332 Bob, you're getting pigeon holed once again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5333 Thomas Acquinas, aren't you taking this a bit far? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5334 And I thought this bestseller was a load of pigeon crap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5335 Why, yes, I am reading Alfred Hitchcock. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5336 Don't say polly wanna cracker. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5337 And how, exactly, do you wash your clothes when you get home? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5338 You always were a seedy character. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5339 I guess I deserve this...who cannonballs into a meeting? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5340 Herbal in what sense? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5341 You look unwell 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5342 I wish you hadn't taken that extra loaf of bread from Panera! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5343 I'm with the band A Flock of Seagulls. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5344 Is that Millet Spray by Osprey de la Renta? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5345 Oh! Is it time for lunch already? I am feeling a little peckish myself. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5346 That's okay, keep the crackers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5347 It's Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Have you read it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5348 If I were you, I wouldn't eat sushi on a park bench. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5349 There's a movie I'd like you to see. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5350 You shouldn't have re-tweeted 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5351 How's the view? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5352 Man, that's a lot of pigeons. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5353 Remember when you couldn't remember your grandson's name and I told you that you were going to seed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5354 Been here long? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5355 Some days you're the statue...and today's your day, Bob! You wear it well! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5356 Knew you were corny, but this takes the cake. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5357 I warned you not to wear your hemp-seed outfit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5358 I guess that's one of the drawbacks to all-natural fibers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5359 So, how goes the worm farming? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5360 You’ll be fine as long as their queen remains on you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5361 Statue, David? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5362 The absent minded Professor forgot to change out of his work clothes after working all night on a pigeon pheromone experiment. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5363 so how was Alcatraz 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5364 It's true you're brainless and you scare no one, but apparently you're stuffed full of excellent nesting materials. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5365 It probably wasn’t a great idea to use birdseed on your outfit instead of sequins. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5366 You're running out of ideas, Lady Gaga. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5367 Oh! he must have tweeted something "Interesting". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5368 The App is called Birder, not Birdr. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5369 You could'nt have a more loyal and legitimate group of twitter followers! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5370 Spill your sunflower seeds? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5371 Pigeons really like you Homer. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5372 Remember when I told you that if you don't start exercising you will go to seed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5373 Hemp suit you say? Is it comfortable? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5374 Like a box of what? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5375 Have you considered a different career choice Mr Scarecrow? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5376 So, what good is your new worm whistle? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5377 I thought it went "a bird in hand is worth only two in the bush!!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5378 Well, I guess I could sing Lullaby of Birdland. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5379 I told you not to eat all those grains and seeds! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5380 Yes, the Literalist Society has indeed been worried about a resurgence of Avian Flew- why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5381 Told you not to change bird seeds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5382 They have developed a taste for kale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5383 Still working at that birdseed company? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5384 I just don't think you're cut out for the scarecrow industry. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5385 How like a box of chocolates? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5386 How many Red Bulls did you have? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5387 I'm reading "The Birds" .. familiar ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5388 What kind of bread is that? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5389 Aphrodite, you may want to change your name to something like Glenda. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5390 I think those new multi-grain chips are for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5391 I, on the other hand, have a brain. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5392 And I thought I was a cracker. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5393 Michael Keaton, is that you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5394 Don't kill the messenger, but do kill the messenger pigeons. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5395 That's not fair! Can I at least get a peck on the cheek? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5396 Yep, anything gluten free is for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5397 Hello, Alfred. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5398 Well I see with my own eyes. Birds of a feather really do flock together 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5399 Really? I was never a big Hitchcock fan. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5400 I miss you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5401 Are you sure they're not carrying more than messages from the Hill ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5402 Sorry, I've never been a Hitchcock fan. Can you give me another clue? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5403 Say, I heard about the 21 pigeon challenge on Dr. Oz. How's your energy level? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5404 That is precisely why I don't tweet in the park anymore. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5405 That, my friend, is why I don't tweet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5406 I always knew you were 'for the birds'! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5407 You can't tweet that! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5408 I'm guessing you have a fetish that involves birds." "I'm guessing your mother-in-law sent them over." "Now you know how marriage feels. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5409 Did your wife make you a peanut butter sandwich? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5410 It's called THE BIRDS by Daphne du Maurier. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5411 I shouldn't have doubted his bird relationships with those birds 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5412 Is he a vegan ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5413 Alfred, I don't think you have much to lose .. just try a nut free diet! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5414 Gluing birdseed on your clothes probably won't get you in the Guinness book of world records but it just might get your eyes pecked out. Let me know if you need any help. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5415 Worms? Have you tried early birds? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5416 It says here you should try not to look like a worm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5417 What do you have in YOUR pockets? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5418 That's the problem with cheep suits 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5419 I LOVED YOUR MOVIE. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5420 No, I didn't know that you could get peanut scented cologne in Venice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5421 Just don't mention Fox News. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5422 Maybe you shouldn't shout that you are the Gingerbread Man. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5423 Thanks, but I'd rather not hear your wild Tyrannosaurus Rex call. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5424 I told you it was risky tweeting in the park! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5425 Harry, you've listened to that song about feeding the birds, from Mary Poppins, way too many times. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5426 Hi, my name is Alfred Hitchcock, glad to meet you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5427 Evidently your book IS as corny as it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5428 Unintended consequences since they took down the confederate statues 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5429 It says here that pigeons are very extraordinary creatures—they can sense a crummy person from a mile away. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5430 You are seriously flocked. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5431 You might want to rethink your breadcrumb sandwich. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5432 Don't worry, you'll look great when they're finished. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5433 It always seems to happen when something is trending on Twitter 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5434 Me? No I don't own a sunflower seed suit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5435 Still stalking Tippi Hedren? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5436 Are you sure it's not the avian flu? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5437 You are very statuesque 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5438 Great fun ... until they shit all over you. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5439 Funny, you don't look seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5440 They sense your seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5441 do you have an extra tuppence to spare? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5442 I guess Charbol was right. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5443 So this is what they mean by an afternoon Twitter live session. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5444 Wow! What kind of after shave are you using? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5445 Too bad you're not a bit more restless sleeper. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5446 I feel like now would be a good time to forgive me for not liking the smell of 'eau de Capistrano.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5447 Eat the peanuts and toss the shells away ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5448 You just need to throw out your breadcrumbs sooner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5449 Repeat after me, "Birds, Birds, Birds. I'm so sick of Birds!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5450 So-do you think that method acting has a role in "The Birds" remake? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5451 So how many years did you spend in Alcatraz? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5452 Nothing like popular opinion! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5453 Well you know what they say about birds of a fearher. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5454 This weather we've been having, it's for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5455 Looks like I've caught the Birdman. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5456 Maybe the t-shirt from Capistrano? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5457 Jack Sparrow? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5458 I see you've gone eco-friendly today. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5459 Feelish peckish, Alfred? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5460 So "Tarred and Feathered" didn't sit too well at the Met Gala, huh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5461 They've really taken you under their wings, Ted. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5462 I think you should give up on that sunflower seed diet! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5463 You're from where, ... Bodega Bay California? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5464 Maybe tweet less? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5465 So, you feed the birds every day? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5466 I presume that you are the Birdman of Parkbenchatraz 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5467 So what's it like to be made out of breadcrumbs? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5468 Crikey, Mr. Hitchcock...you DO have fans! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5469 Looks like you've got the avian flu. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5470 Alfred Hitchcock I presume? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5471 Haven't I seen you in "Marry Poppins"? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5472 Don't cry fowl 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5473 Sharp form on the scarecrow bit, sport. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5474 I've never known that your made of bread. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5475 Park police use them to ID seedy visitors. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5476 What the flock are you lookin' at?! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5477 Is it silk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5478 YOU COULD JUST WING IT 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5479 With all those Botox shots you were bound to start looking like a statue sooner or later. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5480 "I tried the peanut butter & birdseed scrub and the same thing happened. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5481 I think you've perfected your wooing call! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5482 Wow, your bird call sure has come a long way! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5483 I've learned never to eat sunflower seeds here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5484 Wikipedia doesn't have an entry for "tweet swarm" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5485 Bird Feeding for Dummies 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5486 Donald? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5487 This is why you should never wear a business suet to the park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5488 I warned you to stop tweeting at Trump. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5489 I thought the last guy was seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5490 Waite till the backyard birders see this feeder! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5491 Candy Corn? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5492 You must be the King of the pigeons. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5493 I hope you have a good dry cleaner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5494 I told you the herringbone suit was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5495 Amazing what a few crumbs can do. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5496 That was a lot of birdseed for tuppence. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5497 How's the bread making business going? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5498 When I said you were "for the birds" I didn't meant it literally. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5499 Daniel Boulez birdfeed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5500 Ever see that Hitchcock movie? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5501 The Bird Lovers facial, eh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5502 So you're the bird whistler. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5503 I hear they call you Johnny Birdseed. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5504 "It's amazing how eco-friendly organized crime has become". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5505 You have features for a statue. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5506 All those for one party or both? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5507 That's an awful lot of bird crap! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5508 Stop chirping their mating call. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5509 Yes, I'm a doctor. When did you start feeling so crummy? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5510 I guess this is what happens when you tweet too much! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5511 Spent much time in Alcatraz? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5512 Maybe you're an overachiever? Says here they tend to give too much of themselves 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5513 Would you like some help with your Twitter? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5514 Mine like Pepperidge Farm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5515 Frank, I think you misunderstood me, I said TWEED suit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5516 Should I be wishing you a Happy Bird-day? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5517 So some director named Hitchcock has been scouting you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5518 World peace so soon? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5519 I know of a good dry cleaners if you're interested. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5520 Wanna watch "The Birds"? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5521 Terms of Adornment 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5522 As I remember it was Hitchcock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5523 Did that new cologne specify what SPECIES of female would flock to you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5524 I've learned that it's best not to tear open the whole bag at once 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5525 You look in fine feather today! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5526 I think you should go easy on the butter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5527 Told you the millet suit was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5528 When did you first notice you were going to seed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5529 Geez Phil, you've really got that Bird Seed Meditation thing down . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5530 You got to go lighter on your rose flower cologne. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5531 Excuse me, do you by chance have a bookmark? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5532 Freeman Suet? Nice to meet you Freeman. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5533 OK so I got on the wrong plane and am now in New York City can you help me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5534 Shall I call the Harz Mountain people??? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5535 Iliad or Odyssey? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5536 "Eau de Birdseed" - not the best choice here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5537 They seem to be the white-breasted, park dwelling, cluster birds 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5538 Hey Birdfeed, what ya doing? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5539 i know a place that can clean that suit for you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5540 How can you stand all the cooing? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5541 Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you, Mr. Hitchcock - did you say you had a new movie idea? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5542 Sorry, you just missed the south-bound bus. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5543 It's a good thing you don't love horses! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5544 I've always heard that people who feed the pigeons in the park will be reincarnated as one, but you are an exponential man. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5545 Gross! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5546 When did you start speaking pidgin? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5547 I think that they are Yellow-bellied Sapsuckers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5548 Maybe you shouldn't wear your birdseed suit when you come here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5549 As you sat down I said to myself that you looked pretty seedy! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5550 You should never have changed your name to Birdie McBirdface. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5551 Are you Mr. Peanut? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5552 Yeah ... you smell like chia seeds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5553 I told you that your clothes were looking a tad seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5554 Please, tell me. How do you get bird poop out of your hair? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5555 It's true. Some dinosaurs not only had feathers, but traveled in flocks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5556 It's obvious. They're demanding organic feed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5557 Exactly which fabric softener did you use? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5558 I told you - poetry is for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5559 Are you okay, Mr. Suet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5560 Birds, is it? Flocking-- The thing is no one outside this cartoon can hear the noise! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5561 I think you eat too much corn bread 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5562 That guy's getting a lot of 3rd hand news. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5563 Yeah, my wife buys that seeded bread, too. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5564 That's why I prefer Facebook... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5565 Everything bagel again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5566 Hitchcock was right, you know... drama really IS 'life with the dull bits cut out.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5567 I see your wife is still putting those darn Poppy Seeds on your sandwiches Dave!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5568 I prefer using an exfoliating body wash, but that will work. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5569 YOU SHOULD'VE AVOIDED USING THE CLICHE 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5570 Uhh, is that you Mr. Hitchcock sir? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5571 I can't think of anything that could be attracted to your seedy character 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5572 Look pal, you knew you were a breadstick before you sat down here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5573 It must be the SEA-BLUE outfit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5574 Well, as I told you, when you skip shaving for a few days, you do tend to look a bit seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5575 Your Grace, a serious writer is not one for the birds, even if your new poem was sent via air mail. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5576 Dumb New Yorker. Wadda ya expect when you ruffle Washington's feathers ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5577 They say birds of a feather flock together. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5578 I guess you really are Tippi Hedren's grandson. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5579 How long have you been in the Woodpecker protection program? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5580 Saint Francis X 50. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5581 There! They've come to carry you to their Grub Queen of the Suburbs award ceremony... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5582 Are you wearing Pigeoneaux Passionalle Eau de Toilette. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5583 Talk about a seedy character! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5584 I'm into yoga too but I've never seen a pigeon pose done like that. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5585 I told you to move. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5586 No sir, I don't think I ever saw that Hitchcock film. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5587 How's that recycled bird seed tweed jacket working out for you Hank? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5588 I told you not to feed the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5589 Why Do They Call You BIRD SEED ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5590 I think it's a sign of affection. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5591 I told you you look seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5592 According to what it says here, that's not a birdbath. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5593 Francis Assisi, and you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5594 What app are you using? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5595 I guess you never heard of e-mail . . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5596 I don't think you like a crap table. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5597 Your frock has attracted a flock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5598 You are quite the bird magnet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5599 O'Neill? Have to be "Desire Under the Elms".... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5600 Why yes, I like Hitchcock movies, too. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5601 Looking up from his book, Bill realizes he is sharing the bench with a very seedy character. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5602 No, thanks. I'm gluten intolerant. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5603 Out of bird seed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5604 I told you peanut butter cologne was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5605 Whole wheat? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5606 Birds of a feather really do flock together 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5607 No, I'm not interested in a carrier pidgeon messaging app. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5608 I told you that particular aftershave has a corn base. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5609 You want to here something funny, I'm just now reading the "The Birds" By Daphne du Maurier. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5610 That really is the best way to get to JFK. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5611 The Witness Protection Program has gone to the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5612 May I just say 'I love your films,' Mister Hitchcock... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5613 Onan...not again!?!? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5614 Life is like a box of chocolates. But with birdseed, at least you know what you are getting! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5615 What kind of seeds are in that bird feed! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5616 Jesus Randy, look at all those birds! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5617 'Was it something I fed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5618 You know what they say. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5619 Last week they only had eyes for me 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5620 It takes a village. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5621 Some tweets lately are really for the birds... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5622 See George, I told you your suit looked a little seedy! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5623 No, what do you get when you cross a pigeon with a turkey vulture? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5624 The birdseed suit was probably not a good idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5625 You could try cutting down your twitter feed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5626 Yeah, I heard "Put a bird on it" was meant ironically. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5627 So have you seen Big Little Lies yet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5628 There's probably a better way to hide from the NSA. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5629 Excuse me, what size shoe do you wear? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5630 Glad I don't feature anywhere in the pecking order! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5631 So, what made you decide to become a bird whisperer? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5632 Amazing that they all have such strong family ties when you say both parents were foundlings. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5633 What after-shave did you use? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5634 Pleased to meet you Mr Capistrano 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5635 So you were at Alcrataz? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5636 Serves you right for not sharing the sunflower seeds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5637 Do you all get frequent-flyer miles from Assisi? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5638 Maybe you should cut back somewhat on the chia.... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5639 It must be your Southern Comfort they smell. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5640 I avoid rolling in worms. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5641 No, to me you don't look that seedy or grubby. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5642 I'm Forest Gump. Is that you, Mother Nature?? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5643 Sticky beaks! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5644 I told you that vegan suit would be a problem. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5645 Do you use dove soap? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5646 So Noah, just checking Genesis, they're back for the flood dove reunion. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5647 Have you got the time, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5648 Sorry. Now that I'm reading the fine print here it says 'babe magnet' and 'bird magnet' are pretty much synonymous. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5649 "Is that you, Tippi"? Shelley Church Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5650 No, I don't believe there's a family plan for the 140-character limit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5651 Change your deodorant. PLEASE 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5652 Wish I wasn't so ticklish! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5653 You're so flighty. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5654 Wow! That's some after-shave!" "It's called Decoy. Soon to be Eau de Pigeon-Poo! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5655 Beware what you tweet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5656 How's the shark fin cologne doing? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5657 Is that Panko or regular bread crumbs? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5658 Sienna grey is for the birds. Eggshell, now that's how you get chicks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5659 One character in 140 tweets or less? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5660 Looks like they found the guy who threatened to turn their next life into STATUES so he could get even with them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5661 How's that bird seed fragrance cologne working out? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5662 If you didn't want to be covered in pigeons, you shouldn't have dressed in birdseed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5663 Do you use creamy or chunky with your birdseed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5664 "I told you you were starting to look a little seedy". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5665 I told you not to read that Alfred Hitchcock novel in the open. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5666 You might want to change your all-natural body lotion. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5667 That's another reason why I don't read chick lit in public. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5668 I warned you that Eau de Granola was a dangerous. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5669 Planning another Coo D'etat Charles ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5670 Vladimir, mission complete. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5671 The book is always less magnetic than the movie 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5672 Well, maybe they should go back to throwing rice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5673 Coincidentally, I’m reading John Updike’s Pigeon Feathers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5674 Ho, Al Hitchkock from the grave. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5675 It's that seedy suite Elmer 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5676 Your interpretation of "Birdland" is spot on. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5677 You promised them what? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5678 Are you Tippi Hedren? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5679 Too many bread crumbs 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5680 How long have you been a Hitchcock fan? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5681 Is that you, Larry? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5682 Now that's what I call a cheep suit! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5683 Frank, where is Assisi? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5684 I thought you weren't going to wear that "meat dress" any more. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5685 Excuse me, Did you use oatmeal soap today? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5686 Party fowl! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5687 Sir, you are an extremely seedy individual. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5688 In today's world,you're more likely to become a waste dump than a National Trust property. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5689 This is a no-popcorn-eating zone. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5690 Look at the birds of the air. They do not sow or reap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5691 Mr. President, I know you seek attention, but . . . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5692 Are those birds of a different feather flocking together?! Unimaginable! Why, if that happened in politics, Trump would never have made it into office. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5693 "It does seem strange Mr. Hitchcock". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5694 Oh dude! I told you to quit bingeing on Hitchcock movies. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5695 No, I haven't heard of the corn meal catalog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5696 Mr. Peanut? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5697 Chocolates ... and that's all I've got to say about that. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5698 You're still here. Maybe try balloons instead? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5699 Just stop speaking so much pidgin English. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5700 -What is going on? -New York state of mind 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5701 Mr. Hitchcock, is this for the sequel? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5702 I'd be a little more careful when eating that trail mix if I were you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5703 I see I'm not your only admirer, Mr. Audubon. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5704 Do you smell something foul? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5705 I wanted James Bond and instead I get Mary Poppins 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5706 Wow. How do you do it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5707 So, you're doing the suet challenge? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5708 I swear I said Tweed suit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5709 He probably had bread crumbs on him, so it's his fault. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5710 Please! Enough with the tweets! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5711 Most homeless are not that seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5712 I warned you not to send that tweet! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5713 I'm impressed, you really are the best bird caller I have ever heard. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5714 I stay away from the two pence suits. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5715 See what happens when you #pigeons. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5716 Did you buy some love birds? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5717 Racing Pigeon Rescue? I fancied there would be cages involved. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5718 "I think Lady GaGa has already done that". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5719 It's gonna take a real bombshell to push this company to success! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5720 Is that you, Francis? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5721 I think your new Duck Call needs a little more tweaking! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5722 You need to learn how to relax. This "tweeting thing" has taken over your life. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5723 You should start using my bird repellent. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5724 Looks like you took Trump's latest tweetstorm both seriously and literally. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5725 You make too much noise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5726 Hey, at least it wasn't catnip! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5727 Are you testing out a new "mobile disguise," Mr. Spicer? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5728 Your new bird call is really effective attracting then,but how do you get them to fly away? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5729 Aristophanes' "The Frogs". Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5730 You should fix that loose thread. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5731 I have noticed that some of your clothes are looking a bit seedy 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5732 Excuse me, my imagination is trying to take flight. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5733 How are things at the breadcrumb factory? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5734 Running a seed fund? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5735 Bird Man?? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5736 You might want to change your tune. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5737 You should diversify your candy bar preferences. You smell like Mr. Peanut. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5738 Oh,m that's how you tweet ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5739 It's probably a good thing I'm immune to Avian Flew. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5740 Feather allergy? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5741 No one likes books anymore. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5742 You weren't lying when you said you were a chick magnet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5743 I can't believe they went for the g-free bread! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5744 You should probably put away those sunflower seeds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5745 Ladies and Gentlemen, this man is for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5746 Donald, your bird-brain party is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5747 Weird. I was just reading about a guy consumed by birds... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5748 I THINK THE PIGEONS LIKE YOU! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5749 I'm jumping ahead to my overview and summary. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5750 Bob? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5751 So much for birds of a feather! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5752 Late night at the Bates Motel? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5753 Forget the suit, can you breathe? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5754 So Mr. Hitchcock, have any new film ideas? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5755 They don't seem fake, Mr. President. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5756 Did you tell them it's gluten-free? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5757 Oh, it's called 'How To Attract Birds' . Are you interested? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5758 Mr. Hitchcock, I think I have an idea for your next movie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5759 Oh, no, the billings fine. But could you hold down the cooing a bit? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5760 Oh REAL mature Denise, giving me the cygnet treatment. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5761 Rodgers, the cannonball is not an officially sanctioned board dive. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5762 Aren't you in that Home Alone movie? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5763 Let me guess: mama always said 'never let life turn into a Hitchcock movie,' eh Einstein? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5764 I just feel like you've changed ever since your start-up received that seed investment. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5765 I guess that's how the bird flu originated. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5766 Do you ever get the feeling that you've wasted your life? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5767 I was wrong. Suet isn't French for "sweet fragrance." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5768 That's what you get for sitting over there like a statue. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5769 Michaels love of sunflower seed smoothie's turns ugly. #The Vegan years. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5770 Finally going to seed! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5771 The recipe call for blackbirds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5772 I told you to stop tweeting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5773 Like which one, you said? 'Marnie'? 'The Thirty-Nine Steps'? 'Jamaica Inn'? ... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5774 Alcatraz?? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5775 I don't think this is what your investors had in mind. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5776 Better hurry before it's all gone! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5777 Hey blue eyes, let's feed the ducks next. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5778 You are going to need a license, Trump has said so. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5779 Didn't you used to be Tippy Hedren? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5780 Sometimes you have to find inspiration in real life, Hitchcock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5781 That reminds me. What ever happened to Tippi Hedren? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5782 Do you know the muffin man? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5783 You really have gone to seed, haven't you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5784 Maybe you should stop wearing that pigeon cologne. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5785 By any chance... is your suit made of Duck ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5786 That's good luck for the next century. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5787 Yeah, I tried Toast Cologne last week. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5788 Oh dear... you bought non-gluten-free, did you? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5789 It's sad to see so many illiterate birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5790 How do you do it, Mr. Popcorn Man? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5791 Is this like Trump and his Cabinet, "Birds of a feather flock together?" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5792 These Trump tweets are really getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5793 No. It's not that you mask yourself with seeds. It's that you don't ask the basic questions. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5794 Those croissants from that new French bakery are really something, huh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5795 Would your name be Francis Assisi by any chance? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5796 ''Looks like your new suet is a big hit.'' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5797 Its the panko on the volcano roll. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5798 I told you not to eat sesame seed bagels in Central Park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5799 Yeah, they love that all-natural hemp-fiber clothing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5800 Don't worry, they just eat the scabs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5801 Yes, life is like a box of chocolates.. unless you are coated in bird seed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5802 Are you a Hitchcock fan? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5803 Frankly, I always thought 'The Birds' was a bit far fetched. I stand corrected. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5804 I believe Hitchcock beat you to the idea........ 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5805 Looks like you have it covered. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5806 That's the problem with wearing a tweed suit in the park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5807 It's a pity they migrate in the winter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5808 A word of advice, they usually like bread crumbs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5809 Hey Tippi Hedren, can you keep it down over there? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5810 Looks like that deodorant isn't working so well. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5811 Too many poppy seeds on the bagel? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5812 I've read that smartphones are less hassle than carrier pigeons. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5813 I hope you're happy now, you're the one who just had to go birding. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5814 I told you to TOSS the birdseed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5815 Working long hours at the bakery, eh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5816 Could you tweet a bit quieter? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5817 Hope you brought some Purell. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5818 You did say your job was for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5819 Hey- I hear they're casting for Home Alone 6. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5820 When you said birds find you irresistible, I thought you meant girls. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5821 So, what did Hitchcock think of your idea? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5822 I usually avoid the birdseed bodywash. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5823 Herring Bone tweed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5824 You have impeccable taste. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5825 Are you ok?" "Yes, I'm seed funding the next Twitter! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5826 Peanut perfume? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5827 You know,I'm not quite together with this. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5828 That's what you get for being such a nut. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5829 It's that millet latte again isn't it Frank? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5830 No, I didn't say that a three-piece suet would make you look more professional. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5831 Don, I've told you before, early morning tweeting is never a good idea! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5832 Go back to your book, we are almost done here 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5833 I guess I shouldn't of thrown that birdseed on him earlier.. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5834 The horse whisperer has nothing on you! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5835 I simply covered you with honey and birdseed so I could read my damn book! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5836 Hi, I'm Twitter's new mascot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5837 Do you use a fabric softener? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5838 That's why the pigeons never poop on me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5839 Shouldn't let yourself go to seed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5840 It must be a new sandwick sesame seed on Rye! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5841 Some days you feel like a nut. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5842 St. Francis would bless you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5843 City ordinance-- four and twenty Max 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5844 Method actor Jared Leto regrets taking a starring role in 'The Birds' remake when he finds out that the rest of the cast just read the book. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5845 Is there a pecking order, sir ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5846 I see we're late again with the spring fashion 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5847 Did you wear your glasses? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5848 So was that your first tweet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5849 My advice: envelopes and stamps! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5850 May I ask what brand of bird seed you use? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5851 That is exactly why seed is illegal 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5852 You did ask for a peck! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5853 Rest in peace Gingerbread Man 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5854 Seedy people are so misunderstood. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5855 Nick Cave, I presume? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5856 I guess, I prefer reading my novel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5857 Ms. Hedren, I'm a big fan of your work. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5858 Looks like you've exceeded your character count for that tweet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5859 Remember when I told you to avoid the sesame seed bun? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5860 Do you have on that new cologne, odour de' Bread Crumb? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5861 Excuse me, but where did you get your three-piece suet tailored? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5862 Maybe you'd better close that box of chocolates. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5863 Boy, you must be feeling pretty crummy... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5864 Roger, you've completely gone to seed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5865 Nice seed-sucker suit 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5866 You must be already hitchcock! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5867 So, you're Alfred Hitchcock's bird wrangler? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5868 Macaulay Culkin running late? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5869 That confirms - you are a seedy character. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5870 You said you wanted a birdbath. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5871 Maybe you should eat less carbs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5872 I give up. What is your favorite Hitchcock movie? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5873 Amazing how many seeds tuppence will buy, isn't it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5874 The proverbial Birds of Paradise! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5875 Save some for me. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5876 The letter had only one sentence: the killer went by the nickname, breadcrumbs. The end. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5877 That's why I stopped wearing cologne at the park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5878 Back in my day, we threw the crumbs on the ground. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5879 I've often described you as statuesque. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5880 You're in luck. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5881 Frankly, I've never heard of a wear feather friend, let alone met one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5882 This say's you should dump the egg salad sandwich 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5883 Enough with the Brenda Fricker impersonation. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5884 I hear he's also stopping funding for public television. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5885 Hey mate, what's your secret for getting all the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5886 So tell me, where do you get your movie ideas, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5887 How was your stay in Alcatraz? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5888 At least your book doesn't suck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5889 You're late with the spring fashion 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5890 Do they know about your bird soup recipes? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5891 Did you try "GET THE FLOCK OUT OF HERE!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5892 Look like your inbox if full. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5893 Perhaps you should shower right after your shift at the bakery ends. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5894 Hey, pal. Who's next in the pecking order? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5895 I'd get the bagel without the seeds next time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5896 Maybe whole-grain bread for your sandwich was not the best choice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5897 They must have smelled the sunflower seeds on your breath. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5898 You better only have been eating whole grains. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5899 No, they said they wanted to *flock* you. Flock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5900 It says they're pigeons. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5901 I think they'll calm down if you stop tweeting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5902 Best "Master Sleeping Pigeon Pose" I've ever seen. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5903 They think you're incapable of love. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5904 it is very humane of you mr hitchcock to feed the birds 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5905 Hey, you got your start at Alcatraz in the 1950s, didn't you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5906 Are you by any chance R. Crumb? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5907 Have you ever tried just reading “The Birds”? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5908 I wonder if I can spin this to Barb as a microcosm for why we need pecking orders. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5909 Easy, big fella. 'Food for thought' is more than a commodities deal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5910 Is it me or has this park gotten seedier? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5911 So I see you finally got your seed money. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5912 How's your new gig at Esquire going? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5913 Mind if I try a little of that tobacco you're smoking? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5914 Sunflower cologne is never a good idea 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5915 This is why society needs to cut down on carbs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5916 I told you that bird seed suit would come to no good. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5917 You are not supposed to feed the pigeons 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5918 So what sort of education background does someone need to become a bird whisperer? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5919 I told you better not sit here, Mr. Gingerbread Man... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5920 I don't think your cologne is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5921 Mama always said life was like a flock of hawklets. You never know what you’re gonna get. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5922 Might I ask what cologne you're wearing? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5923 Oh. So, this is where the Audubon meets! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5924 Showboat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5925 "Seed money", you said? How does that work exactly? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5926 Alfred here. Glad to meet you, Tippi. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5927 I told you your clothes were getting seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5928 And would you believe, flypaper was the first of my successful inventions. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5929 I think you may have fed them one too many bread crumbs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5930 This bird repellant was certainly worth the money. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5931 I promise they don't make you look too outdoorsy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5932 It's because you tweet more than the president. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5933 I told you not to eat so many sardines for lunch! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5934 Would this be a bad time to return the turtle doves? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5935 He must be a seedy guy 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5936 I'm waiting for Dorothy too. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5937 Hay, I got it...have them pick you up and fly you home. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5938 It says right here that bird is, in fact, the new black. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5939 Now I know why they call you the Birdman of all times 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5940 I always wondered where birds hung out when there are no telephone poles. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5941 Dear Diary, Today I witnessed the disturbing, albeit impressive effects of practical Animal Magnetism... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5942 I told you not to feed those things. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5943 I warned you that book was for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5944 I rent myself out for Hen parties. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5945 I think you might want to cut back on your "Poppy Seed" shampoo. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5946 Clothes made from corn are [ For the birds. ] 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5947 Holy Hitchcock! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5948 Hey, guys. Auditions for the sequel were last week. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5949 I've read 'Pigeons on the grass alas', but never anything like this. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5950 Eau de sourdough? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5951 "I think you meant “Contrapposto”, not Capistarno"! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5952 Can you make a sound like a red-tailed hawk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5953 Too much bread, Harold. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5954 It's a slippery slope. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5955 I told you that jacket made you look seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5956 Hitchcock reincarnated? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5957 My bad, I'm reading Alfred Hitchcock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5958 I'm reading this great Alfred Hitchcock book. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5959 I told you not to forget the breadcrumbs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5960 When I was a kid, you scared the shit out of me in Home Alone 2. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5961 So, you really like the smell of those new bird pheromones in your cologne. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5962 That's one way to finally get a birdie, Tiger. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5963 This must be the tweeting that I'm hearing so much about. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5964 Hitchcock would love this. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5965 I told you those essential oils are for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5966 This is not what I meant when I asked for a bird's eye view of the map. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5967 That's interesting. Which Hitchcock movie were you in? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5968 I hope you eat organic. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5969 I didn't there was a bagel place around here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5970 Sarah told me you were a seedy character. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5971 I love your cartoons, R. Crumb. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5972 The statues will be so bitter Mr. Hitchcock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5973 OK, tell me again. You put the dab of peanut butter where? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5974 I suspected he was a seedy character. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5975 Is peace really at hand ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5976 My Ma always said, life is like a bag of seeds 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5977 How do you like your new job at the popcorn factory? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5978 Check the label because I think your wearing Organic. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5979 That's why I insist all my clothes are gluten free. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5980 Did you say you just bought a new two-piece suet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5981 Hitchockesque, but not Hitchcokian. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5982 I've met my share of bad seeds, it's nice to meet a good one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5983 I hope for your sake that you're a statue. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5984 Well, personally, I think Hitchcock was overrated. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5985 I am thinking about pie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5986 I've always said that being well bread is for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5987 Where are you from, Tippi? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5988 Birds of a feather... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5989 Are you ready for me to start reading Chapter 3 of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5990 Who needs venture capitalists, my company is already well seeded. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5991 You must be one of the seedy characters I heard about. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5992 Maybe you should cut down on the grains. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5993 Wearing one of those renewable resource sunflower seed suits I see. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5994 It's better to use the unseeded rye when you want to eat in the park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5995 How long were you in Afghanistan? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5996 Never knew pigeons liked peanut butter... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5997 This is why you shouldn't have escaped from the bakery, Gingerbread. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5998 Birds of the same feather flock together. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5999 If you're waiting for the cat to set among the pigeons, it's gone 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6000 What's your secret? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6001 I think it's your peanut-scented cologne. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6002 Now try using the 'Build-a-Wall' spray. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6003 Elltay hemtay otay ogay wayatay. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6004 Apparently, birds hate books. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6005 Alfred Hitchcock has gotta see this. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6006 Alfred? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6007 I guess it's not easy being the Pillsbury dough boy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6008 That bird feeding suit is a real winner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6009 Maybe you could try a bigger bell. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6010 Do you know Stewart Johnson? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6011 You're a legend in your own time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6012 Maybe you shouldn't watch Hitchcock in the park? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6013 It says here that "Peace Dove" is actually a misnomer. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6014 Ok you were right, Cronuts are still popular. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6015 You say Mary Poppins was your favorite movie growing up? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6016 Hillary? Hillary? Gee I did not think even birds would feed on your rotting carcass. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6017 I told you you were going to seed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6018 A leap of faith 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6019 They're gluten-free. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6020 So, how do you like your new Caterpillar Musk Cologne? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6021 Serves you right for wearing a sweat suet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6022 Mister Suet I presume? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6023 Scrumptious! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6024 What are you feeding them, bird seed or crack? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6025 You may want to stop using that sunflower oil body wash 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6026 Ayn Rand is for the birds, pal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6027 I'd wear white if I were you.. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6028 You're sort of a bird guy, huh? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6029 I warned you about spending too much time on Twitter 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6030 What insults did you tweet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6031 I see Jim is ready with the drone report. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6032 I don't think "Aviator Pheromone" was good cologne choice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6033 Spilled your popcorn? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6034 Say, aren't you Robert E. Lee? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6035 Keys open suet pack again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6036 Come here often? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6037 Who made your suite, Wonder Bread? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6038 Harry, you Notorious Psycho. You're giving me Vertigo trying To Catch a Thief like that. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6039 Hitchcock biography? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6040 Garlic. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6041 THAT IS'NT THE BEST WAY TO DYE YOUR SUIT WHITE. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6042 In future, ask sales to 'Join the teleconference,' not 'Jump right in.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6043 Try sitting near a statue. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6044 How's that millet cleanse working out for you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6045 Life is like a box of bird seed.... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6046 No, I"ve never read Homing Pigeons for Dummies. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6047 You may wanna "86" the bird seed! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6048 The movie live, idea 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6049 So... how's that new cologne workin' for ya? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6050 Norman: "My wife likes to call me Worm Man in front of the birds." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6051 They really flock to you! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6052 Well, I told you your clothes were starting to look a little seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6053 Quite a base you got there, Donald. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6054 Some days the pigeon, and some days the statue. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6055 I thought you seemed a bit seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6056 What are you feeding them? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6057 And what are you reading? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6058 You do kind of look like birdseed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6059 Talk about competing for linited resources 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6060 How's that 'L'air du Bread Crumbs' cologne working out? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6061 You're vegan? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6062 Being tarred and feathered in honey and birdseed is indeed a slight improvement. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6063 I've found that it's best not to wear your suet suit to the park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6064 No popcorn for me, thanks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6065 I told you to use the gluten-free body wash. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6066 Could I have one feather for a bookmark? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6067 It's possible to add too many whole grains to your diet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6068 I warned you about preaching about 'flocking together.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6069 Apologies. I almost moved to another bench after pigeon-holing you as the unattractive, unsavory type. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6070 You know Brenda, I'm beginning to grow concerned that I misunderstood when you said you 'You have a lot of twitter followers.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6071 Wearable art? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6072 But I don't think of you as a seedy character. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6073 Let me guess; you have carrier pigeon e-mail cell phone service? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6074 Damm it Fred! I told you not to eat in the park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6075 Nice to see you again Mr. Feather. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6076 From an ornithological standpoint, New Orleans to New York is an atypical migration route for Columba livia domestica. Perhaps their traditional perches disappeared? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6077 Says here you shouldn't move. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6078 I'm a great admirer of your work, Ms. Hedren. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6079 Peace be with you, Mr. President. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6080 I told you to avoid the suet cologne! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6081 Haven't you yet determined the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6082 What fabric did you say your clothes were made from?? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6083 Looks like you chose the organic seed-based outdoors line at Patagonia. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6084 Don't worry. We're just filming a live-action Angry Birds movie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6085 There's a dry cleaner just down the street. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6086 Would you like me to call the Emergency Bread Hotline? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6087 If my name was 'Birdsall' I think I'd change it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6088 So what cologne are you wearing? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6089 I know a terrific dry cleaner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6090 No, there's nothing in the Audubon book to explain it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6091 I find wearing hemp does that. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6092 I've heard about snowstorms like this one. Just sayin'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6093 'Idiot's guide to pigeonholes.' I'm smack in the middle. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6094 You were warned: Bird Weed would be that popular! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6095 It's that Jerry Garcia Red Milo tie you're wearing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6096 The rumors are true. There is a bird man of Central Park! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6097 What is that aftershave? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6098 Dude, your Twitter feed is blowing up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6099 You seem to have more characters than allowed on your twitter feed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6100 I told you three weeks ago you needed to wash your clothes. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6101 So you're the cuckoo's nest. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6102 I told you a suit made out of bread was a terrible idea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6103 Let me guess! You're Alfred Hitchcock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6104 I think you said you used Irish Feather cologne to attract chicks? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6105 You remind me of a Hitchcock film I watched recently---what was that title??? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6106 New diet, huh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6107 It's only supposed to be two turtle doves 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6108 Why did you spill breadcrumbs on yourself? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6109 Hey, guy, knock off the bird calls. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6110 Hitchcock's writing can be so vivid at times 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6111 Buddy, the trendy exfoliator is kitty litter - not suet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6112 If it's any consolation, I guess birds of a feather really do flock together. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6113 It's an honor to meet you, Ms. Hedren. How's Alfred? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6114 How long have you been a seedy character? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6115 Never say, "flock off" to an ornithologist. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6116 I prefer goose down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6117 Some kind of bird nip? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6118 Excuse me, might you be related to the founder of the Audubon Society? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6119 MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE COLOGNES, YOURS SEEMS TO BE CONFUSED WITH CHICKS AND PIGEONS 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6120 You must of read "The Claw of Attraction". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6121 You know you are only allowed 140 tweets! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6122 Yup, you've been flocked.c 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6123 Stop tweeting! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6124 No, I don't think it was called "The Bad Seeds.' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6125 I told you not to wear that wormskin suit... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6126 I love New Wave too. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6127 I didn't know you were such a player. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6128 Critique me harshly for reading "The Manchurian Candidate"? Looks like someone else's ideas & actions have finally found their final resting place. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6129 Are you sure your tailor understood you wanted a Burred Suede suit? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6130 Probably not a good idea to carry that bird seed in your pockets. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6131 Just that kind of day, huh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6132 You are one seedy individual. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6133 How's that human statue class going? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6134 That's Nuts !! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6135 You should have brought a book not a sandwich. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6136 Switching to email saved my life. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6137 You should try giving up carbs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6138 So a pb&j on bird seed bread today? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6139 And what do they do in return? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6140 Did you know that suit from Vegan.Com was made out of bird seed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6141 It's probably not a good idea to eat a sesame seed bun around here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6142 It says here if you take 3 pills with a glass of lemonade, in 24 hours the worms are history! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6143 No, I haven't seen the movie ~ and I don't believe you're Tippi Hedren! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6144 You were warned about this, Mr. Capistrano. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6145 So how is your all grain diet working out ? feel like there are any xtra benefits to it ?? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6146 My g-d, you really meant it was for the birds! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6147 I told you to change after eating croissants. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6148 Daphne, doing research for your novella? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6149 As they say, some of us are really for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6150 I guess they like your book more. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6151 God, have mercy on the Gingerbread Man. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6152 You should probably turn off your Twitter feed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6153 The homing pigeons return to Capistrano Park, bench #7. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6154 You might want to try a different cologne. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6155 I think they're attracted to your paycheck. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6156 I was thinking you looked a little seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6157 No, I've never tried a cronut. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6158 I thought only famous people were a statue? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6159 Are the Cowardly Lion and Tin Man also in the Park. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6160 Your suit has excellent taste. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6161 Who you think you are- Hitchock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6162 Just like me, they long to be close to you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6163 This book is for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6164 Your ex-wife is gone, you can wash off the birdseed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6165 Chocolate? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6166 Sorry, it's suddenly noisy now; what was that you said about working in aviary pheromone research? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6167 Now you're giving peace too much of a chance. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6168 I think the invasion of the pigeons scare is a lot of crap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6169 Nothin' but bluebirds all day long. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6170 This bench seems a little seedy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6171 Did you peace them? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6172 The I??Bird scent will wear off on a few hours. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6173 Yeah, I believe a warning went out about this a few days ago. I guess you didn't see it... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6174 This is what happens when you say Donald Trump is a good president 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6175 Those angry birds are so *real*. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6176 Damn democrats. Now we have to get the bench cleaned. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6177 I know I should join the Audubon Club. Don't rub it in. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6178 That wasn't a dog whistle, was it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6179 Hey come on now, guys--I thought I was higher in the pecking order! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6180 Maybe you shouldn't have said you were going to sue it so loudly... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6181 Now do you believe me, Alex, that your nut and seed diet is a little extreme? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6182 Tom Lehrer, I presume. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6183 It's easier to feed them, than to clean up afterwards. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6184 They must smell your bird... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6185 Eating bird food again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6186 Glad you like birds, not alligators. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6187 Step 2: Release the bird seed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6188 The good news is they aren't after your candy bar. The bad news is they think you're a statue. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6189 Wow Mr. Hitchcock, I will never think of you the same way! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6190 Fortunately they're not carnivorous, but they certainly crap a lot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6191 What laundry do you use? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6192 You must be a politician--all that fowl play. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6193 Did you ever do time at Alcatraz? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6194 Hey, Donald, time to stop your incessant tweeting! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6195 A Taste of Honey Perhaps? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6196 I think it's smoke that follows beauty. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6197 It is true that birds of the same feather flock together! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0