Contest #570


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570


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-05-23
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-06-05 (estimated)
Number of captions 6198
Number of responses 303014
Number of participants 7297


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You shouldn't have opened that can of worms. 1.9686 0.01923 1718 573 626 519
1 You might want to rethink your ringtone 1.9674 0.01817 1839 589 721 529
2 Normally, one in the hand is sufficient. 1.9193 0.01988 1524 525 597 402
3 It could be worse, squirrels would be after your nuts. 1.9001 0.02213 1402 558 426 418
4 THE St. Francis? 1.8638 0.02532 1006 402 339 265
5 You have got to stop tweeting. 1.8572 0.02085 1429 560 513 356
6 I think you're supposed to scatter it on the ground. 1.8470 0.02602 869 332 338 199
7 It's called a cluster flock. 1.8415 0.03098 713 309 208 196
8 Is that a new suet you're wearing? 1.7731 0.02239 1265 577 398 290
9 My favorite? Rear Window. You? 1.7608 0.02129 1367 626 442 299
10 Dad, that's not what it means to have Twitter followers. 1.7553 0.02708 797 354 284 159
11 Maybe because they took down that Confederate statue. 1.7542 0.01995 1501 678 514 309
12 I didn't say you couldn't replicate their mating call. I said you shouldn't. 1.7436 0.03189 585 268 199 118
13 I ‘ve often wondered what happens if you exceed 140 characters 1.7142 0.02281 1151 556 368 227
14 Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? 1.7127 0.02444 1051 524 305 222
15 :What was it like, working for Hitchcock?" 1.6927 0.02909 703 350 219 134
16 You need to establish a pecking order. 1.6908 0.02663 773 368 276 129
17 Awesome! Now do the mating call of the black-throated green warbler. 1.6749 0.02838 686 337 235 114
18 I see your application for seed money was approved. 1.6596 0.02468 899 451 303 145
19 I didn't know they still made Cracker Jacks. 1.6538 0.02084 1730 1053 223 454
20 If given a choice, would you have picked a different superpower? 1.6406 0.03747 448 250 109 89
21 The seeded bagel may not have been your best choice. 1.6348 0.02101 1172 595 410 167
22 Assisi, eh? What brings you to Brooklyn? 1.6107 0.03188 524 281 166 77
23 Impressive bird call. 1.6086 0.02336 948 503 313 132
24 Mr. Spicer, you can come out now. I think they've gone. 1.6068 0.03249 557 316 144 97
25 That was one hell of a bird call. 1.6054 0.02616 783 425 242 116
26 I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for you. 1.5935 0.03034 551 297 181 73
27 Is that a new suet? 1.5927 0.02634 820 468 218 134
28 Maybe you need to close your twitter account? 1.5894 0.02614 772 427 235 110
29 Psst. It's me, Spicer. Are they gone yet? 1.5785 0.02864 688 400 178 110
30 Do they bother you ? 1.5736 0.03202 645 409 102 134
31 Do you mind. I came here to get away from incessant tweeting. 1.5692 0.02951 585 329 179 77
32 Try meowing. 1.5666 0.03834 353 201 104 48
33 Good thing they aren't woodpeckers. 1.5652 0.02966 552 306 180 66
34 It hurts a little more than the fish pedicure 1.5613 0.03225 538 320 134 84
35 So...you’re from Capistrano? 1.5613 0.02874 604 341 187 76
36 You're a chick magnet. 1.5603 0.02988 589 341 166 82
37 Yeah, some days you're the pigeon, some days the statue. 1.5594 0.03232 488 279 145 64
38 I'll get the cat lady. 1.5573 0.03164 515 297 149 69
39 ...and here come the bees. 1.5566 0.03564 512 330 79 103
40 'To Kill a Mockingbird', why do you ask? 1.5551 0.03250 490 284 140 66
41 Really? Every year, Mr. Capistrano? 1.5546 0.03039 559 324 160 75
42 It's all fun and games until you're covered in bird shit. 1.5545 0.03566 523 342 72 109
43 Look. I'm not going to read this if you're not listening. 1.5536 0.03270 513 306 130 77
44 Ever see that movie—oooh, what’s the name of it? 1.5510 0.03173 490 280 150 60
45 It’s what we call a ‘tweet storm’. 1.5466 0.03332 494 298 122 74
46 First time on Twitter? 1.5464 0.03197 496 289 143 64
47 What do you mean you're a chick magnet? 1.5449 0.03097 512 295 155 62
48 First time in New York City? 1.5449 0.03972 323 189 92 42
49 No, I don't know why they're here every day. But then, I can't imagine why you're here every day. 1.5327 0.03586 413 251 104 58
50 There is a downside to being statuesque 1.5324 0.03347 447 265 126 56
51 This is not the best way to hide from the special prosecutor, Mr. President 1.5283 0.03625 424 265 94 65
52 That's what you get for being statuesque 1.5253 0.03280 434 253 134 47
53 How does it feel to be #1 in the pecking order? 1.5144 0.03524 383 229 111 43
54 That's the reason I always sit on this side of the bench. 1.5117 0.03789 342 208 93 41
55 Definitely don't feed the squirrels. 1.5079 0.03955 315 193 84 38
56 No politician in history - and I say this with great surety - has ever been more popular with the pigeons than you sir. 1.5068 0.03693 365 225 95 45
57 I see there's a downside to being statuesque. 1.5055 0.03639 364 222 100 42
58 Jeez, get a coop. 1.5050 0.04126 303 190 73 40
59 My tweet went viral! 1.5028 0.03805 356 224 85 47
60 You know I can still see you, right? 1.5000 0.04053 294 181 79 34
61 I see you also get a good response to your tweets. 1.4985 0.03620 343 206 103 34
62 This gives a whole new meaning to tweeting. 1.4985 0.03792 339 210 89 40
63 I think you're trending. 1.4955 0.04027 333 216 69 48
64 In the movie, this doesn't end well. 1.4935 0.03924 310 192 83 35
65 It's a good thing you didn't try a moose call. 1.4933 0.03993 300 186 80 34
66 Well, sometimes you're the statue and sometimes you're the pigeon. 1.4889 0.03929 315 198 80 37
67 Yes, and it's also true that birds of a feather poop together. 1.4870 0.04559 230 144 60 26
68 I thought you looked a little seedy today... 1.4857 0.08326 70 44 18 8
69 CUT !!!. The script says 'pecking' not 'landing'. 1.4852 0.04208 305 201 60 44
70 Don't worry. It says here they're migratory. 1.4821 0.04275 251 156 69 26
71 Stoolie Conference? 1.4795 0.03954 292 182 80 30
72 Carol mentioned that you started tweeting. How's it going? 1.4775 0.03984 289 181 78 30
73 At least it's not bees. 1.4772 0.03931 285 176 82 27
74 You weren't kidding when you said you could draw birds. 1.4758 0.04132 269 169 72 28
75 You know my uncle had the same thing but with emus. 1.4752 0.04238 282 184 62 36
76 Wouldn't it be easier to just use sunscreen? 1.4729 0.04534 258 172 50 36
77 Francis? 1.4721 0.04098 269 169 73 27
78 You can "unfollow" them, you know? 1.4641 0.04290 237 149 66 22
79 Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? 1.4636 0.04662 220 143 52 25
80 I guess I'm not the only one who thinks a statue should be made in your honor. 1.4627 0.04504 255 171 50 34
81 Great birdcall. 1.4603 0.04144 252 159 70 23
82 Man, you are so flocked... 1.4600 0.04281 250 161 63 26
83 Me? I'm a cat person. 1.4597 0.04567 211 134 57 20
84 Something similar happened to my cousin when he tried to feed the elephants -of course, that had a more tragic result. 1.4571 0.04495 245 163 52 30
85 You're in the clear: its a murder of crows, and a flock of pigeons. 1.4571 0.04532 245 164 50 31
86 It's probably your three-piece suet. 1.4545 0.04263 242 155 64 23
87 I think you're overdoing the tweets. 1.4542 0.04369 240 156 59 25
88 It says, "Move your arms and scream." 1.4533 0.04708 214 141 49 24
89 So how's that seeds and berries cleanse going? 1.4515 0.04528 237 158 51 28
90 I warned you not to let yourself go to seed. 1.4506 0.04294 233 149 63 21
91 Mr. Hitchcock? 1.4483 0.04349 232 150 60 22
92 I stopped sitting there for that very reason 1.4483 0.04789 174 109 52 13
93 Have you tried spreading it on the ground? 1.4483 0.04349 232 150 60 22
94 That superglue spray gets 'em every time. 1.4478 0.04908 230 162 33 35
95 Just be glad I didn't tell you about the bees. 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
96 Good news: they're curious, friendly birds native to these parts. Bad news: it's mating season. 1.4449 0.04327 227 146 61 20
97 I bring a book so they don't bother me. 1.4449 0.04547 227 151 51 25
98 Shall I call a cat? 1.4444 0.04168 225 141 68 16
99 I guess the owl sweater's not working. 1.4444 0.04620 225 151 48 26
100 I'm afraid the press corps has spotted you, Mr. Spicer. 1.4409 0.04740 220 150 43 27
101 Fine. You're the Prince of Peace. Happy now? 1.4404 0.04971 193 130 41 22
102 "Two in the bush" is looking pretty good right now, eh? 1.4404 0.04498 218 143 54 21
103 I take it you're not a cat person. 1.4389 0.04738 180 115 51 14
104 It’s fun until the woodpeckers show up. 1.4375 0.04765 192 126 48 18
105 Hey, a superpower is a superpower. 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
106 It's probably better if you just scatter the seeds instead of 'making them work for them.' 1.4365 0.04846 181 118 47 16
107 You know, you have to throw the bread crumbs. 1.4365 0.05153 181 123 37 21
108 I believe you've been flocked. 1.4354 0.04483 209 136 55 18
109 Well, I guess you have to entertain yourself some other way these days, eh, Mankoff? 1.4354 0.05240 209 152 23 34
110 You seem to have mastered that, now would you like to try the mating call of the bluejay? 1.4354 0.04684 209 140 47 22
111 Wait, we skipped step four. You were supposed to throw the bread on the ground. 1.4354 0.04327 209 133 61 15
112 By my count, that's worth 72 in the bush. 1.4333 0.05217 150 97 41 12
113 But they do bother me! 1.4327 0.04986 208 146 34 28
114 I'm an empty nester. 1.4327 0.04548 208 137 52 19
115 Hold your ground. Don't let them see fear. 1.4320 0.04367 206 132 59 15
116 Alfred, your next film is writing itself. 1.4320 0.04631 206 137 49 20
117 Have you considered a service cat? 1.4314 0.04451 204 132 56 16
118 How long were you in Alcatraz? 1.4307 0.04590 202 133 51 18
119 It will all make sense when the bees get here. 1.4307 0.04696 202 135 47 20
120 Oh David, not another shameless Hitchcockian cry for attention. 1.4264 0.05043 197 138 34 25
121 Wow. That was a hell of a birdcall. 1.4256 0.04759 195 131 45 19
122 I TOLD you your clothes were looking seedy. 1.4256 0.04472 195 126 55 14
123 That was one of the best bird whistles I ever heard. 1.4227 0.04545 194 127 52 15
124 So how many is this worth in the bush again? 1.4227 0.04774 194 131 44 19
125 This is why I don't tweet. 1.4219 0.04577 192 126 51 15
126 I'm more of a rat person. 1.4211 0.05070 190 133 34 23
127 Well, if they were crows it would be a murder! 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
128 Go ahead and keep the other half of that sandwich, Frank. I'm good. 1.4171 0.04899 187 128 40 19
129 I see why you lost your job as a scarecrow. 1.4171 0.04658 187 124 48 15
130 Next - let me tell you about the bees. 1.4162 0.04629 185 122 49 14
131 Well, now you're flocked. 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
132 Apparently birds of a feather also stick to you. 1.4144 0.04763 181 121 45 15
133 So, 7 Down is 5 letters, "The blank and the Bees". 1.4144 0.04068 181 111 65 5
134 Sorry. Wrong spell. 1.4118 0.05605 153 108 27 18
135 Maybe sunflower seeds are more of an indoor snack? 1.4111 0.04907 180 123 40 17
136 If they see you reading, they leave you alone. 1.4111 0.04843 180 122 42 16
137 You may want to think about tweeting less. 1.4111 0.05154 180 127 32 21
138 Oh, I wouldn't sit there. 1.4110 0.05274 163 113 33 17
139 They're gone, Spicer. You can come out. 1.4094 0.04954 171 116 40 15
140 If you think this is unpleasant, wait for the falcons show up. 1.4091 0.04786 176 118 44 14
141 Hello, my name is Bill, and I'm an empty nester. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
142 It's always about you, isn't it? 1.4071 0.05726 140 98 27 15
143 You say this started when you were in Alcatraz 1.4070 0.05067 172 119 36 17
144 I have the most birds. The hugest flock. Bigger than ever before. They love me more. 1.4065 0.05545 155 110 27 18
145 The manual only says how to call them, not how to send them away. 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
146 Well the book says 'Mainly seeds and small insects.' 1.4062 0.05193 160 110 35 15
147 Tuppence for your thoughts. 1.4025 0.05135 159 109 36 14
148 You're wearing that to the Met Gala? 1.4012 0.05570 162 118 23 21
149 Those Tweets always come back to bite you 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
150 Looks like you're trending. 1.4000 0.05144 165 115 34 16
151 They're coming home to Proust. 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
152 Mom warned me about the seedy characters I'd meet in the park. 1.3988 0.04888 163 110 41 12
153 Women, Larry. When I said 'chicks' I meant women. 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
154 That's why I don't tweet. 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
155 You always did come first in the pecking order. 1.3938 0.05177 160 112 33 15
156 Always a chick magnet! 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
157 Listen, I know Tippi Hedren, you're no Tippi Hedren. 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
158 The Germans must have a word for this 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
159 That still looks like a better travel option than United. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
160 You must be an empty nester. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
161 Hmm, they really do stick together. 1.3924 0.04564 158 103 48 7
162 You exceeded 140 characters. 1.3924 0.05375 158 113 28 17
163 Technically, you're being assaulted by an 'exaltation'. 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
164 Your new suit is impeckable. 1.3910 0.05424 156 112 27 17
165 Well according to the guide, they are either Crested Turtle Doves, or Poison-beaked Eye gougers, hard to tell from the illustrations. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
166 I told you not to get the everything bagel. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
167 I'm trying to read. Shut the flock up. 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
168 I'm more of a dog person, myself. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
169 You say it started with a tweet? 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
170 Clever Mr. Spicer. If a hedge doesn't work... 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
171 With every season, tern tern tern... 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
172 Is that a breadstick in your pocket or are they happy to see you? 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
173 So what was it like in Alcatraz? 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
174 You know that's not how you tweet, right? 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
175 That's what you get for excessive tweeting, Donald. 1.3841 0.06007 151 116 12 23
176 How's your everything bagel? 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
177 Your fly is open. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
178 Shit happens. 1.3826 0.05520 149 108 25 16
179 No flies on you. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
180 Maybe it's your three piece suet. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
181 Interesting. I don't detect any pecking otder at all. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
182 What did you tweet? 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
183 Wow! You've taken 'tweeting to a whole new level. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
184 So what was it like in Alcatraz? 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
185 Nice suet. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
186 How many re-tweets? 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
187 Don't laugh. The bees aren't far behind. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
188 Wow, that was some birdcall. 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
189 I prefer reading to tweeting, but that's just me. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
190 Reading is for the what? 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
191 I think we're a bit beyond 'shoo, shoo' here. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
192 Next, Son, I'll teach you about the BEES... 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
193 I just checked in the book and I am sorry to tell you sir but the record is one hundred and eight birds. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
194 No, I'm not familiar with Hitchcock's films. Why do you ask? 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
195 Pigeon Whisperer? 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
196 Another open call audition Mr. Hitchcock? 1.3714 0.05584 140 102 24 14
197 So, then, all things being equal, you'd say that 'Hope' isn't the thing with feathers? 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
198 You should cut back on the tweets, Mr. President. 1.3714 0.05584 140 102 24 14
199 When you said you'd act as my wingman... 1.3714 0.04792 140 94 40 6
200 So by my count, that's worth about 1,000 birds in the bush. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
201 I guess you won the popular vote. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
202 Apparently you don't need a computer to play "Angry Birds". 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
203 Don't know if you care, but there are geese heading this way. 1.3689 0.05726 122 87 25 10
204 My tweets never get that many replies. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
205 Why don't you try turning off your Twitter feed? 1.3676 0.05793 136 101 20 15
206 And that's why I don't tweet any more. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
207 They're called Liar birds, Mr. President. 1.3676 0.05793 136 101 20 15
208 Why don't I just shit on you, too? 1.3657 0.06226 134 104 11 19
209 They say that's good luck, you know. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
210 i see you're wearing the Tippi Hedron collection 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
211 Beats vultures. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
212 You're sending the wrong kind of tweets... 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
213 That must have been quite a tweet! 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
214 Seriously, do not feed the birds. 1.3621 0.05107 116 78 34 4
215 I heard it's good luck 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
216 You know you can block unwanted tweets. 1.3615 0.05881 130 97 19 14
217 I warned you that was their seat. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
218 I've always found that screaming helps right about now. 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
219 you're doing it wrong 1.3585 0.06728 106 81 12 13
220 You couldn't have just one, could you? 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
221 I want to introduce you to a cat-lady I know. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
222 You really nailed that bird call. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
223 Maybe it's time for your "safeword". 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
224 You might try putting the bird seed on the ground 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
225 Me? I’d probably start with shoo. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
226 It would be nice if they picked up the dead bodies once in a while. 1.3548 0.06396 124 97 10 17
227 How's your sandwich? 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
228 Perhaps you should have settled for two in the bush? 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
229 So how did the 37 of you meet? 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
230 Actually I am feeling a bit peckish. 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
231 Bet you can't wait for my talk about the bees 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
232 I'm reading a Hitchcock biography. Why? 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
233 Can I tweet this? 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
234 It's called Karma, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
235 I told you you look seedy. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
236 Coo if your ok. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
237 I believe thats's worth more than two in the bush. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
238 I'd help, but I just got to the good part. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
239 Wait until I get to the Bees part! 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
240 I don't think that's how you're supposed to use the app. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
241 I see a lot of things have come home to roost, Mr. Trump 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
242 I wouldn't worry - it says here they aren't carnivorous... 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
243 Is that a worm in your pocket or are they just happy to see you? 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
244 How goes the twitter feed? 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
245 It's almost as if you're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
246 It sure beats woodpeckers. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
247 Just keep very still. They can smell fear. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
248 You may be taking your bird watching a little too far. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
249 Just don't get carried away. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
250 And I thought I was a chick magnet 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
251 You just got retweeted. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
252 One time I was covered in squirrels. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
253 Wow... you have a popular Twitter feed... 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
254 Oh, wait! There's a footnote that says not to whistle that birdcall twice. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
255 Bird whisperer? 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
256 You said you once dated Tippi Hendron? 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
257 At least you're not whispering to the bees. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
258 And of course, there are also the bees. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
259 My wife says I'm unapproachable. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
260 You can come out now, the press is gone. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
261 Get a room. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
262 I can see something's eating you. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
263 I would suggest meowing. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
264 Hey, aren't you that famous guy from Alcatraz? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
265 I'd run. I'd run so far away. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
266 Wow - do they really suddenly appear? 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
267 Still not as bad as a Trump tweetstorm. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
268 Your parents did not tell you about the bees, right? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
269 That's some twitter feed! 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
270 You might want to try the seedless baguette next time. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
271 So, life away from the White House pressroom isn't much better, huh, Sean? 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
272 It was this or United. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
273 No, even under ObamaCare, that doesn't count as a pre-existing condition. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
274 Yup. They're of a feather. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
275 At least the worms are gone. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
276 That's why I prefer not to Tweet in public. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
277 Man, you are so flocked... 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
278 Wow, mister, you sure know how to pick up chicks. 1.3333 0.06182 111 85 15 11
279 Next time don't dress so seedy. 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
280 I told you not to retweet. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
281 That's a lot of likes for one tweet! 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
282 I told you that outfit looked crummy on you 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
283 I see you’ve landed a major coo. 1.3333 0.06442 111 87 11 13
284 I'm a dog person myself. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
285 Delete your account. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
286 I think you've taken this a bird in the hand stuff a little to far. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
287 Would you mind keeping the cooing down. I'm trying to read. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
288 You're right . . . you are quite the whistler. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
289 So Mr. Hitchcock, where do you get your ideas from? 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
290 Have you considered getting a cat? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
291 I thought you were a chick magnet. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
292 There's something on your shirt. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
293 Crappy day? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
294 If you hold very still, you'll have them eating out of your hand. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
295 You're being swallowed. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
296 I have the same problem with women. 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
297 Excuse me, I'm trying to read. Could you get the flock outta here? 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
298 Well, it's that or be an empty nester. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
299 Perhaps you meant to wear "tweed" 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
300 Maybe you should reconsider speaking Pidgin English. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
301 You may want to zip up your pants. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
302 I guess that's what happens when you actually try to hit two birds with one stone. They never tell you they'll fight back. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
303 Maybe you should head south for the summer. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
304 I envy your charisma. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
305 When were you paroled from Alcatraz? 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
306 Perhaps if you acted less statuesque... 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
307 It says here to just keep your coo. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
308 Just leave me his wallet. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
309 must be your statuesque physique 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
310 I think it's clutch, but it could be gaggle. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
311 So when you said 'animal magnetism'. . . 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
312 Yes I am an ornithologist, why do you ask? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
313 Looks like Polly did want a cracker 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
314 It's called Karma, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.3168 0.06438 101 79 12 10
315 Excuse me, someone's sitting there. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
316 It's by Hitchcock. Why do you ask? 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
317 What idea would that be, Mister Hitchcock? 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
318 Do you mind? I'm trying to read. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
319 Yes, it is a bird call book. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
320 I'd avoid using the expression "This is for the birds" if I were you. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
321 I'd rethink the chia suit. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
322 I can still see you. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
323 That's not what seed money is for 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
324 According to the book it's a covey, not a flock. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
325 You should have stayed in the bushes Mr. Spicer. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
326 It says here any second now your Ornithophobia should be cured! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
327 All we can do now is hope for the bees. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
328 I still think reading is more relaxing than birding. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
329 May I bother you for the time? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
330 Panko was their gateway drug. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
331 New suet? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
332 So, do you want to hear about my day? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
333 I have a similar effect on mosquitoes 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
334 Which part of “Wear a subtle disguise.” did you not understand? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
335 I said you were looking a bit seedy. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
336 Could be worse, you could be at the bee bench across the street. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
337 Stop whistling and start meowing. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
338 I told you NOT to sing a song of six-pence! 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
339 But seriously, why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
340 I think your carrier pigeon mail has been hacked. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
341 "To Kill A Mockingbird". Why? What are YOU reading...? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
342 Hitchcock.......Why do you ask? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
343 If they poop on you it's good luck. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
344 I've never seen a Tippi Hedren impression before. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
345 You remind me of Tippi Hedren. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
346 I hope you guys have had your shots. He's been sitting there since Tuesday. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
347 Personally, I stopped wearing 100% organic because of this. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
348 They pecked him out of a lineup. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
349 Guys, guys. Leave something for the vultures. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
350 It's the suet you're wearing. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
351 Mama always said: "Life is like an Alfred Hitchcock movie." 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
352 Don't move, or you might startle them. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
353 They heard you had a twitter feed. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
354 Tell me again ... How many Twitter followers do you have? 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
355 Sign says don't feed the birds, pal. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
356 Please stop the tweets, Mr. Trump. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
357 Looks like your tweets are going viral! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
358 It's okay - she's gone now. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
359 I'm feeling a bit peckish myself. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
360 If you ask me, Vertigo is the better Hitchcock movie. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
361 Ironically, I happen to be reading 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.' 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
362 You are SO flocked. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
363 I know all about the birds now, but please let's not talk about the bees. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
364 It's not me, it's you. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
365 Funny, I was just reading about the birds and the bees. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
366 Guys--how about saving something for the coroner! 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
367 Have you tried 'OFF!'? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
368 I can just see the bees heading this way. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
369 I guess there are downsides to being statuesque. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
370 It says here that they'll migrate in another day or so. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
371 Well, what are the other benefits of joining the Audubon Society? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
372 Tell me more about seed capital. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
373 I warned you about letting yourself go to seed! 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
374 Ignore the tweets. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
375 Wow! You bring the term 'chick magnet' to a whole new level. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
376 According to this, you should communicate directly with their leader. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
377 I never took those signs seriously either. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
378 When did you get out of Alcatraz? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
379 Been sitting there long? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
380 Thanks, but I'm not interested in learning your bird calling techniques just now. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
381 Here, Kitty, kitty, kitty. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
382 I'm sorry Alfred, what were saying about your idea for a movie? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
383 Most people toss the bread crumbs. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
384 That's why I stopped getting the everything bagel. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
385 I think you're sitting on their side! 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
386 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2967 0.06720 91 73 9 9
387 First time to Central Park? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
388 So, why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime, you are near? 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
389 They are still less upsetting than Trump's tweets. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
390 Meet the Flockers 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
391 Shall I keep reading? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
392 You're lucky you're not allergic. I can't even use a down pillow! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
393 Good afternoon Mr Hitchcock. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
394 They seem to like you. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
395 They like you. They really like you. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
396 Overdoing your twitter feed? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
397 Maybe you should change your ringtone. 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
398 Bird, bird, bird. Bird is the word. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
399 By any chance, did you ever spend any time in Alcatraz? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
400 Told you tweeting was dangerous! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
401 Get a room. 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
402 You need to stop Tweeting. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
403 Come here often, Mr. Hitchcock ? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
404 Did you bring enough for everyone? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
405 That's what they call karma Colonel Sanders. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
406 ....and some days you're the statue. 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
407 I have to say I've seen worse tweetstorms lately. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
408 no , I'm sorry , I don't own a cat 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
409 I still say it's better than two in the bush. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
410 At least you can't see the tar now 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
411 Must be the Dove body lotion. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
412 What are you? Nuts or something? 1.2907 0.06992 86 70 7 9
413 I told you you were tweeting too much. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
414 As a scarecrow, you might want to find another line of work. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
415 I would agree that you're the seediest president we've ever had, Mr. Trump. 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
416 Be happy it's not a murder of crows. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
417 You really should switch to email. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
418 You might want to consider throwing the bread onto to ground. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
419 I feel a Carpenters song coming on. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
420 It's rare to see a friendly face along the migratory pathway these days. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
421 I have a cousin in dry-cleaning. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
422 When did you get out of Alcatraz? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
423 Seems that I'm not as high up the pecking order as I had thought 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
424 That, my friend, is why I stopped using Dove soap. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
425 You're some nutty guy. 1.2857 0.07299 84 70 4 10
426 I told you that seedy outfit had to go... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
427 A fine-feathered friend you turned out to be. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
428 Oh, I thought you said you were a babe magnet. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
429 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
430 What the hell did you just Tweet? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
431 I guess that's the reason for the sign. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
432 They must’ve heard you say you were feeling crummy. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
433 You're getting a lot of incoming tweets. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
434 Have you tried getting a cat? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
435 That's some birthday suet. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
436 Birds have never really liked me. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
437 Perhaps if you sneeze. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
438 That suit is impeckable 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
439 And you say this happens once a year, Mr. Capistrano? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
440 Do you have a favorite? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
441 Good Call. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
442 Your tweet was obviously misinterpreted. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
443 Clearly book beats Twitter feed. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
444 I'd really never given much thought to the problems of being a gingerbread man. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
445 you seem to be high in the pecking order 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
446 I see you raised that seed money you were after ... 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
447 So that haberdasher's "three-piece suet" wasn't a typo? 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
448 Know what you're going through. I'm hen pecked myself. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
449 I've met some seedy people at the park before, but this is ridiculous. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
450 Sorry for not recognizing you earlier, Ms. Hedren. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
451 My advice to you, Ms du Maurier, is to write about what you know. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
452 You done tweeting? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
453 So this is what the late birds get. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
454 Perhaps you should consider reducing the amount of gluten in your diet? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
455 Are you wearing a wire? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
456 Not much. What's new with you? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
457 "You got some nerve calling me bookworm, bird-brain! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
458 Move a little so they don't think you're a statue. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
459 What the flock did you say? 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
460 That's nice. I'm more of a cat person. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
461 Your twitter following is impressive. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
462 I like reading. Do you have any hobbies? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
463 You'll have to speak up. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
464 Tippi? You OK? 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
465 Sometimes you're the bird... Sometimes you're the statue. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
466 So you just came from the Met Gala? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
467 'To Kill a Mockingbird', why do you ask? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
468 Well, at least they're not angry birds. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
469 Why, I believe you're right. That is a Kirtland's Warbler pecking at your left eye. How wonderful! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
470 can you do that somewhere else? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
471 Do you mind if I take a picture, before I call 911? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
472 Well, you've certainly got a serious case of avian glue! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
473 They must be homeless pigeons. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
474 Tweet all you want; you're still not presidential. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
475 Some day you'll look back at this day and chirp. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
476 To Attract a Mockingbird: Chapter 7. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
477 Maybe you should enter that bird call competition after all. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
478 Is that 'Angry Birds - Virtual Reality Edition'?" 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
479 He gets all of the attention. No bench dweller, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or unfairly than me! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
480 I saw this kind of thing in a movie once; it didn't end well. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
481 They sense you're a tourist. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
482 No, these are called homeless pigeons. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
483 It's called a twitterstorm and you started it. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
484 'You're looking a little under the feather today my friend." 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
485 The point of quitting social media is to stop tweeting all together. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
486 Don't worry. It says here they'll be heading south next week 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
487 Man, that's flocked up. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
488 Hey, Hitchcock, I'd stay out of the shower today if I was you. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
489 Excuse me, Sir. There's a little something on your face. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
490 Half the cartoons don't make a damn bit of sense to me. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
491 Have you considered not feeding them? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
492 I warned you about over tweeting 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
493 Maybe it's time to back off on the tweets. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
494 Wow you have a lot of Twitter followers. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
495 You're right, you do a great statue imitation. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
496 What'd you tweet this time? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
497 It must be nice to feel needed. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
498 Looks like a coo d'etat. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
499 What's in your lunch? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
500 That's why I stopped tweeting. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
501 Get a cat. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
502 So, where does that put me in the pecking order? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
503 Wow... that new "Birds in Heat" app you downloaded really seems to work. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
504 Somebody tore a page out of my book! I have the worst luck. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
505 Yes, dermatologists are expensive, but that's the way I would go. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
506 How come you get all the chicks? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
507 So I checked out this Harper Lee book, and now they leave me be. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
508 So where do you get your ideas Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
509 You may need to rethink those pheromones. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
510 You must have been re-tweeted 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
511 I warned you that tweets have consequences! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
512 I'd ask you about yourself but I can already tell you're whitebread. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
513 Feathering your vest, I see. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
514 The election's over Bernie, you can cut it out. 1.2632 0.07343 76 64 4 8
515 What the flock!?!? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
516 They seem to like you. 1.2632 0.07100 76 63 6 7
517 Witness Protection Program? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
518 I've found reading a book about cats is a very effective defense. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
519 Why did you wear the hemp jacket? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
520 That's what you get for being statuesque 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
521 Aren't you going to answer your phone? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
522 Tippi? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
523 We live in a time of dangerous tweets. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
524 All that was left of him was his tweets. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
525 Two in a bush is probably better than 100 on your face. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
526 I really should stop reading The Birds out loud... 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
527 You'll learn to ignore them.... 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
528 It's a good cover but I still know you're tweeting. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
529 Guinness says the record is 73 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
530 My God, you must be good in bread! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
531 Is there a pecking order? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
532 There's something on your face. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
533 A bit early to dress for the Met gala 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
534 Are you sure you aren't supposed to be in the Charles Addams cartoon on the next bench? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
535 I don't think you understand the whole tweeting thing.... 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
536 You must have showered with Dove. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
537 Have you been listening at all? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
538 Ever spend time in Alcatraz? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
539 That's why I never get an everything bagel. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
540 Looks like the coup flew you. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
541 "As I grew up I was fervently desirous of becoming acquainted with nature' -- James J. Audubon. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
542 So which one got the worm? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
543 Bet you wont imprint with them again. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
544 I wouldn't call that a cloak of invisibility. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
545 It says here that they're attracted to despondency. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
546 Your tweet went viral 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
547 I still don't understand Twitter. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
548 You're showing your age Charlie. You used to be a chick magnet. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
549 Can you say "meow". 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
550 I thought that guy looked a bit seedy... 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
551 I told you that it was a crummy seat. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
552 Excuse me, do you have the time? 1.2568 0.07215 74 62 5 7
553 So , retirement is for the birds, huh? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
554 It's curious how they intuitively know who likes them and who doesn't. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
555 You do realize that if you make it easy for them, they'll never become self sufficient. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
556 It's New York. Sue somebody. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
557 I'll pass on the sunflower seeds, thank you. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
558 Saint Francis I presume? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
559 When you said you had a million followers on twitter I was expecting something different. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
560 Tippi? That's a nice name. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
561 White or wheat? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
562 That angry birds app is really something! 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
563 You have more tweets than the president. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
564 I have the same problem with porcupines. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
565 At least they're not vultures. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
566 It's better to read a book and let people think you're ignorant than tweet incessantly and prove it. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
567 Just wing it. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
568 But you must have had another option under the Witness Protection Program! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
569 You're not Teppi Hedron, by any chance. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
570 Excellent disguise comrade 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
571 The book says you should meow. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
572 Its right here in my book. Starlings travel in groups and can be annoying 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
573 Could you practice your bird calls somewhere else? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
574 May I borrow a pen? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
575 That's why I'm not on Twitter. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
576 I told you those tweets would come back to haunt you. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
577 They're doing that a lot since we took down the Confederate statues. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
578 I know how you feel. I'm hen-pecked at home. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
579 I guess that your trending on Twitter 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
580 I'm sorry, life is like a what? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
581 Not sure I understand -- tuppence a what? 1.2535 0.07430 71 60 4 7
582 No one has ever found me that attractive. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
583 I thought this guy looked like a seedy character... 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
584 You can stop complaining about your empty nest syndrome. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
585 You really should have that looked at. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
586 I am reading here that global swarming is not a hoax. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
587 You're spoiling them. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
588 I think you should stop using 'Dove' soap. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
589 Is it already fashion week? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
590 Do you have a favorite? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
591 Nice pecs 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
592 I said wear your "tweed" jacket 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
593 ...but I can't find it in The Guinness Book of Records? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
594 It says here that they are swarming swallows. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
595 You must write awesome tweets. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
596 Can you please tweet somewhere else. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
597 I keep saying, you got to stop with all the tweeting. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
598 Would you like me to post this on Twitter? 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
599 I bet someone regrets wearing a Keep Calm shirt now. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
600 I recommend you ease up on the tweeting. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
601 I warned you about spending too much time on Twitter 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
602 It might've been better not to tweet that you'd have "more than enough" birdseed for all of them. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
603 Personally, I'd rather be a chick magnet. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
604 So you're back from Italy. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
605 No politician in history has been treated worse by the pigeons than me. Hey buddy, pass me some bird seed, I seem to be running out. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
606 That's what you wear to the park, a three piece suet? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
607 You DO realize my suggestion to whistle "Bye Bye Blackbird" backwards was a joke? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
608 You do bear a striking resemblance to Ulysses S Grant. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
609 It says here there's an order to the pecking. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
610 I don't think that's necessary, Mr. Spicer. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
611 A seed for your thoughts? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
612 Wow, you're a chick magnet! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
613 They can smell seed capital a mile away 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
614 I thought you said you were gluten-free? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
615 Never knew Hitchcock made sequels. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
616 "What makes you think you've gone to seed? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
617 Trying a new way to hide from the press, Sean? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
618 Looks liked you're flocked. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
619 At least the spider problem is solved. Should I order some cats? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
620 Feeling a little peckish? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
621 When did you know this was your calling? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
622 Do you know what time it is? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
623 Uh, Francis, is that you? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
624 Excellent bird call. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
625 If you let yourself go to seed, what do you expect? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
626 Would you like me to take a picture and post it on instagram for you? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
627 I'm trying to read here. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
628 The instructions say don't do that. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
629 It was at that moment that Donald admitted he had a tweeting problem... 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
630 I thought it was a tweed jacket. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
631 The guy who used to sit there always fed them 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
632 Witness Protection Program? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
633 That looks like a flocking nightmare 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
634 So this is what a Twitter intervention looks like. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
635 I got mugged in the park once, but it was different. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
636 You're toast, man. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
637 Would you mind tweeting somewhere else? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
638 Great news grandma, guano's up two points 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
639 I usually come out here to get away from all the tweets. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
640 I'm more of a dog person, myself. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
641 It's kind of ironic for here I am in the middle of a reading frenzy. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
642 Supposed to be two turtle doves. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
643 You're new to Twitter? 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
644 I told you not to wear the seedsucker suit. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
645 So, where do you get your suits cleaned? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
646 I know it sounds crazy, but it says here that you should actually stop cooing and pouring popcorn all over yourself... 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
647 If you can keep that up till Halloween, you'll have it made. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
648 Tuppence, you said? 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
649 you're right. Best statue imitation I've ever seen. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
650 Is that Lady Gaga you're wearing? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
651 You're feeling "peckish?" Yeah, I could eat. Oh.... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
652 What did you say the name of that cologne was? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
653 Mr. Spicer, please. Just stop. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
654 It might be time for you to stop talking about illegal migration, sir. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
655 I warned you to stop tweeting. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
656 It says here you're supposed to hold the birdseed in your hand... 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
657 Don't worry about that, the signature at the bottom shows that it's just a dream. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
658 There's a downside to all those tweets. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
659 You might want to try flapping your arms. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
660 Birds of a feather stick together. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
661 Crummy day eh? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
662 Is that a new suet? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
663 The vegan leather trend attracted some unexpected admirers 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
664 I also tend to lose myself in my hobbies. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
665 Gwyneth herself uses the peanut butter and bird seed balm? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
666 I like you better in dove grey 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
667 You promised you wouldn't make another scene. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
668 Let me guess. Your name is Francis. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
669 Do you have a pen that I could borrow? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
670 You're obviously from out-of-town. Try affecting a sense of jaded 'je ne sais quoi'. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
671 What's the inspiration for your next movie, Alfred? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
672 Free range humans just taste better. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
673 I told you not to order the 'everything' bagel. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
674 That's what you get for buying a cheep suit. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
675 I've seen some statuesque people before, but nothing like this. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
676 And it's still only tuppence a bag? 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
677 So, just how long did you work in the Planters factory? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
678 I do have a cat. Why do you ask? 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
679 Coincidentally, it's a biography of the actor Walter Pidgeon 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
680 You should read books instead of playing Angry Birds. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
681 It should be over soon, George—Apparently, “a brief descent upon the middle class” is part of their migratory pattern. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
682 That explains the incessant tweets. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
683 You're trending on social media 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
684 I'm looking for the same kind of attraction with women. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
685 I see you're still embracing the "all-seed" diet, Bill 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
686 Been here long? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
687 So much for the empty nest. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
688 According to my book "So You Want to Feed Pigeons", yelling get away, get away, damn it get away is not your best bet. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
689 Peckish? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
690 So are you going to talk to me or just sit there like a statue? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
691 You'll certainly be white when they finish. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
692 I'd say it's pretty clear who had the placebo. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
693 Please, enough tweeting already! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
694 I warned you about reading To Kill a Mockingbird out here. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
695 I was just thinking you were statuesque. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
696 It says here you should try to run, run as fast as you can. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
697 I heard they poop before take off, in which case, you will have to find another way home. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
698 Don't you just love Spring? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
699 You strike me as a very peaceful person. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
700 It was the nightingale, and not the lark that pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
701 This is what it feels like, when doves pry. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
702 So, how do you like Twitter's new drone service? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
703 Ah, your a Hitchcock fan 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
704 Are you wearing "Obsession"? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
705 Perhaps you could whistle a different tune. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
706 I think the bushes are a better option, Mr. Spicer. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
707 Do you sell the eggs? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
708 Hey, at least you're not pigeon toed. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
709 Still pro immigration? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
710 You could ask them to "Flock Off." 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
711 Some days you're the pigeon; others you're the statue. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
712 I just thought angry birds was a kids game 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
713 See what happens when you buy pheromones online? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
714 So this is how you get your news now? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
715 I'm pretty sure it's only two birds and one stone. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
716 I'm not the one who has gone to seed. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
717 Your Twitter feed is working really well. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
718 Bob? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
719 You okay, Tippi? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
720 No, I don't smoke. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
721 Henry, I told you that seedy looking outfit was for the birds 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
722 Your tweet's gone viral. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
723 What did you just tweet? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
724 That's what you get for excessive tweeting. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
725 I guess birds of a feather flock wherever. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
726 One tweet too many, Mr. Trump? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
727 You should try a gluten free diet. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
728 I told you that Dove soap smelled funny. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
729 Next time, brush the crumbs off. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
730 You know what your problem is? You don't share. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
731 I guess I'm not of that feather. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
732 Does this mean you're really popular on Twitter? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
733 How many retweets did you get? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
734 I told you that suit looked crumby. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
735 It says here that they're more afraid of you than you of them. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
736 But how do THEY know you're an ornithologist? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
737 Missed a day, huh? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
738 Despite the title, Harper Lee offers no suggestions. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
739 You and your tweeting. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
740 Okay. It says here that shouldn't be happening. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
741 Bookworm's over here, guys. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
742 Once a bee-keeper, always a bee keeper. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
743 Fashion week? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
744 How do you feel about chicken tonight? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
745 How many tuppence did you have?? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
746 Would you mind? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
747 If you only had a brain. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
748 That's some suet you've got on. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
749 Well .... you always claimed you were a chick magnet 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
750 You give too much of yourself. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
751 So you're saying they're your therapy pigeons? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
752 I told you that suit was looking a little seedy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
753 So you saw the movie. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
754 Are you listening to me? You seem distracted. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
755 What kind of popcorn is that again? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
756 They'll be gone by Labor Day. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
757 Frankly, I think it's because you look a bit seedy. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
758 What did you say your last name was, Alfred? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
759 That's why I stopped tweeting so much. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
760 Having a makeover, Cinderella? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
761 I, too, find you quite attractive! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
762 Have you ever been told that you bear a striking resemblance to Tippi Hedren? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
763 Tweeting is overrated in my book. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
764 I just say, 'Shoo!' 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
765 I take it those are all birds of a feather? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
766 I see you are still using Dove. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
767 We've told you s million times, Mr. President. You've GOT to stop tweeting! 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
768 Would you please just get the flock out of here! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
769 "For some reason I keep thinking "STOOL" pigeons. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
770 Can they remove Red Wine stains, too? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
771 Pigeon Whisperer? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
772 Enough with the tweeting! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
773 For the rich, they sing. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
774 Hope you're wearing white. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
775 So you end up getting total UV protection with the worm paste? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
776 Still better than flying United, you say? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
777 Let me know when you're ready for the cat. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
778 I'm telling you, it is the whole grain diet. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
779 Now might be a good time to impersonate a cat. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
780 Look, either pay attention, or I'm going to stop reading to you 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
781 Maybe you should tweet about this? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
782 You must be the one they call The Worm. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
783 Apparently there aren't spam filters for carrier pigeons 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
784 Maybe you should have ordered that Reuben on seedless rye. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
785 That's their seat. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
786 First time I've seen a pigeon porta potty. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
787 You might try a different dating app. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
788 Perhaps you should consider a new ringtone. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
789 Oh, Francis! I almost didn't recognize you!" 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
790 On the plus side, I hear being tarred and feathered is worse. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
791 Gosh, wait till I tell my wife I met Mr. Peanut! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
792 I told you the tweets would come back to bite you. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
793 Reading DuMaurier again? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
794 All right, Tippi, you can come out now. 1.2308 0.07522 65 56 3 6
795 "Its okay, she's gone". 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
796 Excuse me, the time? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
797 That must have been one hell of a tweet. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
798 Maybe you shouldn't be reading R. Crumb 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
799 I told you not to go outside wearing that crumby outfit. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
800 Don't you just hate it when the birds do that to you? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
801 There goes your bird's-eye view. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
802 Do you need any help, or are you covered? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
803 It says here that you've got a bevy, or a covey, or a dole...heck, you've got enough for a pie. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
804 I 've felt crummy since the election too. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
805 It's nice to be loved, isn't it ? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
806 The original tweetstorm. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
807 Are you listening to me? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
808 Don't move. You might scare them away! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
809 Well, this explains why you never see gingerbread men out and about. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
810 Do you have any more of that popcorn? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
811 Well, Yes, you do look statuesque! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
812 I'd suggest a dab of cat urine behind each ear. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
813 It smells nice but I didn't even know that Tippi Hedren had a perfume line. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
814 Would you please shut the flock up?! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
815 I would avoid reading To Kill a Mockingbird in this park. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
816 Now all they have to do is put you on a pedestal. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
817 I think we should contact the publisher because I don't see anything in the field guide about this. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
818 The sign said don't feed the birds. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
819 Are you sure this is part of the witness protection program? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
820 How do you keep the squirrels away? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
821 How's the cannabis bird seed working out? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
822 What were you reading? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
823 I've always said you have a way with birds 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
824 Exactly how long have you been waiting for the bus? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
825 If you bothered to move once in awhile this wouldn't happen. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
826 What are you, nuts? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
827 May I get you a cat? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
828 The name's Hitchcock. Alfred Hitchcock. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
829 It wasn't funny with squirrels, either. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
830 So you did break out of Alcatraz. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
831 What kind of bagel was that? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
832 You'd think they'd enjoy a bookworm every now and then. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
833 You may be overthinking the "bird in hand" theory. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
834 He sure gets a lot of retweets. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
835 I find throwing the seed on the ground a lot less painful. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
836 Shitty day, huh? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
837 Look's like Trump's not the only one who's been tweeting too much these days. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
838 I heard that you did some controversial research at the Cornell Ornithology Lab. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
839 You certainly are a chick magnet. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
840 Come on, you're the one who suggested Hitchcock. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
841 I see you've gone to seed. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
842 Sorry, not one recipe for squab. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
843 Crappy day? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
844 Sooner or later, Fred, you're gonna want a regular post office box. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
845 They caught you, Gingerbread Man. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
846 So much for the friendly skies. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
847 Don't even think this will get you out of doing the dishes tonight. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
848 I tell you I'm looking at it right now! Largest number of BEES, yes. Birds... Nothing 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
849 Look at it this way, your windshield is probably OK. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
850 Your tweets are kind of distracting. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
851 Reading another Hitchcock book I see. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
852 What's your secret? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
853 Peace be with you. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
854 I've always wondered where white doves released at weddings go ! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
855 Point taken, but I still prefer 'Psycho.' 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
856 I believe there's a pecking order. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
857 Face it, you're flocked. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
858 Would you mind getting the flock out of here? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
859 See. I was using "literally" correctly when I said you are literally the seediest guy I know. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
860 I'm listening a Peter Gabriel album. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
861 That's gotta be worth at least 72 in the bush. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
862 That's why I read and don't tweet. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
863 Nice suet you're wearing. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
864 You're the one who didn't want a dog. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
865 I told you that parfum d'oiseau was a strange name for an after-shave. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
866 You know, Ted, you should really try to go gluten-free. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
867 Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread ma- 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
868 Well, Happy Birdday!! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
869 Have you considered a wall? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
870 I think your tweet just went viral. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
871 So many birds, so little time, huh? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
872 I don't think your situation calls for passive resistance 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
873 All the bees just left with the last guy. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
874 Hey Buddy, I think you need to establish a pecking order. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
875 Ben and Jerry's release of 'Bird Food'...vanilla, peanut butter and sunflowers seeds." 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
876 Looks like you have a lot of unread tweets in your feed. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
877 Some days you're the bird, some days you're the worm. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
878 "No, I don't believe I saw that Hitchcock movie. Why do you ask? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
879 Doesn't one usually sprinkle the birdseed on the ground? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
880 Forrest? Maybe it's time to put away the box of chocolates. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
881 I've never before heard of someone practicing to be a statue. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
882 Guess you've been here before? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
883 That suet fits you nicely. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
884 Would you prefer I read this aloud in pidgin English? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
885 I told you to stop using the new Dove Love body lotion!! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
886 "Do you mind . . . ? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
887 Fred, you're letting yourself go to seed. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
888 Are you wearing the Eau de Pain again? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
889 I never used to believe in pheromones either 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
890 Nice to see you, Ms. Hedren. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
891 You say your name is Tippy Hedren? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
892 "You've got mail". 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
893 I told you that you were looking a little seedy. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
894 Here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet tweet…. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
895 How's work at the bakery? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
896 Aren't you that guy on Celebrity Pigeon Coop? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
897 So what exactly does an ornithologist do? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
898 Man, I never get any attention 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
899 That Eau De Sesame is sure strong! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
900 You give a whole new meaning to the phrase "gone to seed." 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
901 Yes, Mr. Spicer, this is far more effective than some measly bushes. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
902 Who does your laundry? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
903 It's one of the possible side effects of that new medication. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
904 I thought only lawyers swarmed like that. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
905 You should you consider going gluten free. Worked for me. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
906 It's not you. Someone just likes to draw birds. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
907 Amazingly good return on your tuppence. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
908 Who knew Trump kept birdseed under that thing? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
909 Perhaps it's time to consider laying off the Twitter. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
910 So how's your day today? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
911 Maybe you shouldn't wear the 'Team Exxon Valdez' t-shirt outdoors. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
912 Can you shut the flock up please, I'm trying to read here! 1.2167 0.07916 60 53 1 6
913 Bread crumb disguise is certainly working 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
914 It's about Alfred Hitchcock. Why do you ask? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
915 Any ideas for your next movie, Alfred? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
916 So, how's the bird pheromone business? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
917 OK, now call the white-throated sparrow. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
918 It says here to stop whistling after ONE bluebird on your shoulder. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
919 It says here you should never do that particular bird call during mating season. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
920 Sir, your shoelace is untied. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
921 She clearly said 'tuppence a bag' -but no; you had to be the big shot and give her six pence. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
922 So when did you get released from Alcatraz? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
923 They found you on the Internet. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
924 That certainly was an impressive bird call. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
925 Reading some R. Crumb? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
926 I was going to warn you about those birds. They were all over me yesterday. That's why I'm sitting over here. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
927 "Your genie must've misunderstood 'chick magnet'". 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
928 I ascribe to "believe it and you can be it", but you're over the top with that worm impersonation. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
929 Are you okay, Mr. Capistrano? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
930 This tweeting is getting out of control. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
931 Says here they're pigeons 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
932 Should I call for a hawk? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
933 You're tweeting too much. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
934 I don't want to be a jerk but there's a four pigeon limit. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
935 No, it's with bears when you are supposed to stay very still. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
936 Wanna buy a cat? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
937 Have you tried giving up gluten? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
938 Where'd you get the three-piece suet? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
939 Let me guess. You're wearing a seedsucker suit. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
940 You're getting better at hiding, Sean Spicer. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
941 It says here to just ignore them and they'll go away. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
942 You gonna eat that popcorn? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
943 Maybe you've given peace too much of a chance. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
944 Mr Hitchcock, I have this idea for a movie. About Birds. People will love it. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
945 Do you think you could be my wing man tonight? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
946 I'd say two minutes before you're covered in something else. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
947 So what cologne are you wearing? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
948 If you sit too still, they think you're a statue. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
949 Sure, sure. . .but are you THE Alfred Hitchcock? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
950 Jim, you might want to back off on that sunflower oil aftershave. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
951 You need a cat. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
952 Hashtag been there. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
953 The last guy's loaf was gluten-free. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
954 I'm more of a cat guy. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
955 You're flocked. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
956 friends from Alcatraz ? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
957 Seems like your guano business has really taken flight. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
958 The book is always better than the movie. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
959 Gesundheit. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
960 Dude, just tuppence a bag. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
961 That's strange; they usually wait until you're dead. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
962 It's a more agreeable look than your autumnal squirrel fetish. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
963 So this stranger on a train says to me, "I think you have vertigo." Then the lady vanishes. What a psycho. So, what's your deal? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
964 I think I'd rather do fur. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
965 The sky is falling. What did you expect ? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
966 Are you sure they attract women? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
967 It's the gluten, I'm telling you. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
968 I know they're endangered, but you're starting to look kind of iffy yourself. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
969 Don't worry you have Obamacare ! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
970 I did ask you to stop whistling! 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
971 It happens every time MOMA kicks off the season with a Hitchcock retrospective. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
972 Have you ever seen that Alfred Hitchcock movie, North by Northwest? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
973 Dr. Dolittle, I presume? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
974 You look like a bird person. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
975 I think the author is really pigeonholing himself. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
976 I used to have a camel hair suit myself. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
977 I told you that was a seedy-looking suit. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
978 I told you not to play "Angry Birds" here. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
979 Be glad they aren't vultures. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
980 Karma's a bitch, isn't it, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
981 Do you come here often? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
982 I think you should have a fidget spinner 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
983 What happens when the bird food's gone? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
984 That's why I don't tweet anymore. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
985 You must be quite statuesque 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
986 Get a cat. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
987 With me, its usually cats. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
988 You know the one, it was directed by Hitchcock. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
989 You must smell fowl! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
990 Just out of Alcatraz? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
991 I told you not to wear that seedy suit! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
992 I imagine you stepped up to a premium seed. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
993 I guess it's OK as long as you don't feel your're getting flocked. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
994 I use "Eau de Falcon" ! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
995 As an ornithologist, do you take your work home very often? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
996 I'm a ventriloquist who's quite good at bird calls 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
997 I LOVED Michael Keaton in that! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
998 Do you like birds? 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
999 It says here that birds evolved from small raptors, 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1000 Good thing you're not hiding in the bush 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1001 ya know my cousin had birds 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1002 Pardon my asking, but are you Franciscan? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1003 You got their attention. Now what? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1004 Well, I suppose it's better than flying United. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1005 It's probably a good thing you don't feed sharks. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1006 Yes, "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock. Ever heard of it? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1007 I've never had that many Re-Tweets before 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1008 You are sitting in Alfred Hitchcock's spot. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1009 Stop tweeting! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1010 Nice pecs 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1011 Twitter notifications never used to be a problem. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1012 You found a bottle of Tippi Hedren's perfume on E-bay? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1013 I think they have mistaken you for Alfred Hitchcock. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1014 I thought bird-watching would be harder when you're near-sighted. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1015 I thought you were going to do Vertigo today. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1016 Simple, just turn off your twitter feed. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1017 Feeling a little peckish? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1018 I still prefer a good book over tweets. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1019 Would you like to hear my bird calls again? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1020 So, Francis, where'd you say you're from? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1021 I'm trying to read here. Will you just flock off ? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1022 So it all started with a single tweet? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1023 Are you okay under there? I can't tell if those are angry birds or you're tweeting. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1024 It must be nice to know you've been missed. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1025 Looks like you got your full two-pence worth with that bag. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1026 Remember -- tuppence a day, and no more. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1027 You shouldn't even dream about perfecting an eagle mating call. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1028 I could be wrong, but I don't think that's how Twitter works. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1029 It's better you hear it from a friend: I think you've let your body go to seed. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1030 Francis? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1031 I told you to be more careful with your tweets 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1032 Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the birdseed 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1033 You say you're about to cast the new Hitchcock film? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1034 That's why I don't get my news from Twitter these days. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1035 Are you Dale, from Craigslist? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1036 They come every afternoon to hear me read "The Birds" out loud to them. 1.2105 0.07811 57 50 2 5
1037 You need to move more. They think you're a statue. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1038 So Mr. Capistrano, you say this happens every year? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1039 Maybe it's time to go a little easy on that all-quinoa diet 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1040 It's about the need we all have to flit in. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1041 Here, kitty kitty. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1042 Your cologne is for the birds! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1043 Looks like dove at first sight. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1044 When you said you were pigeon-holed, I thought you meant at work. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1045 It says here you're flocked. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
1046 I'm afraid you've gone to seed. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
1047 You're in the cheep seat. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1048 See, that's why I don't like like Twitter. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1049 The chia suit idea appeared so promising on Kickstarter. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1050 A bird flash-mob!! The rumors are true! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1051 I always carry a book so I won't get bothered. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1052 That's why I quit using Twitter. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1053 So you say it's an organic fabric made from Sunflower Seeds? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1054 I think your tweet just went viral. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1055 Is this what they mean when they say you are trending on Twitter? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1056 ..It looks as though you've pigeon-holed yourself.. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1057 Impressive bird call. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1058 Alfred Hitchcock would be impressed. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1059 You're not from around here, are you? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1060 And you grew this following organically? 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1061 Better you than me. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1062 Next time don't feed the birds. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1063 I see Pence beat you to the bushes this time. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1064 Don't blame me--I didn't recommend the sesame seed bagel. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
1065 Was that a french fry in your pocket? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1066 They like you. They really like you. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1067 You know, there's an app for that -- it's called a cat. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1068 I see your tweets are generating plenty of attention. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1069 I said, "You're really going to seed, fella." 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1070 Are those artisanal breadcrumbs? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1071 So, how's life at the top of the pecking order working for you? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1072 Francis? Is that you? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1073 I think you would really hit it off with this cat lady I know. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1074 You should cut down on your carbs. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1075 I used to feed them too. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1076 How are you feeling, Larry? You seem a bit fowl today. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1077 Henpecked? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1078 I had the same problem until I stopped using Twitter 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1079 Maybe the organic, gluten-free, plant-based lotion was not a good idea. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1080 No, I think you CAN over interpret a Met Gala theme. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1081 I think you should have sprinkled on the ground Sir. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1082 Hey I guess you could say that this is a pretty hawkward moment 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1083 And I thought the mosquitoes were bad. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1084 I'm guessing they're Homo Pigeons. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1085 Try not to move. They can sense fear. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1086 There may not be chicks in there, but you sure are a magnet. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1087 Juan Capistrano dreaded the annual return of the swallows. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1088 I hear that they are replacing the drug sniffing dogs. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1089 Jonathan Livingston Seagull, I presume. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1090 This new dating app is for the birds. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1091 It's your flocking problem, not mine. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1092 I believe you took their seat. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1093 Tippi Hedron was really your grandmother? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1094 You must be a regular. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1095 Rethinking the plan to work as a living statue? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1096 You're right, bird watching is more fun than reading. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1097 To tell the truth, I thought you were a statue, too. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1098 Climate change is reshaping the entire corpus of urban birding. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1099 Next time you may want to bring seedless grapes. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1100 You might want to lighten up on the quinoa. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1101 They want me to come fly with them. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1102 Was it something you tweeted? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1103 They were out of onion so I got you sesame seed instead. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1104 Just a thought, don't get the poppy seed bagels take-out. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1105 I just don't know how New Yorkers live like this. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1106 They have cell phones now you know...... 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1107 What the peck?! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1108 I warned you not to open that can of worms! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1109 Wow. Now that's the kind of sleep I need. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1110 That's why I don't sit on that end of the bench. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1111 Is this Hitchcock or Assisi? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1112 Shame about the suit. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1113 Perhaps channeling Julie Andrews and singing "Feed the Birds" isn't such a good idea. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1114 In San Juan Capistrano the focus is more on nesting and mating, but here in New York it's a more people centered event. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1115 Wow, birds of a feather really do flock together. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1116 Maybe you should get a cat. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1117 You look a little peckish. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1118 I have a 10% off dry cleaning coupon, if that will help. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
1119 I told you the sea salt bread crumbs would go over well. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1120 Oh, 'To Catch a Mockingbird', but it isn't like you think. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1121 I told you not to tweet so much, Mr. President. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1122 Okay. Real quick, here's the end. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1123 Stop sending out Tweets. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1124 So what's it really like in Witness Protection? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1125 What kind of cologne is it? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1126 I think you've been retweeted. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1127 You must be new around here, the birds in this park demand at least 20% of every bagel. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1128 When I said you were for the birds, I didn't think they'd hear me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1129 I never really understood that movie. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1130 I guess that's one way to avoid being served a subpoena Mr. Flynn. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1131 That is why I never read Hitchcock at the park. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1132 New to Capistrano? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1133 This book is less intriguing than I hoped. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1134 They heard you were flying south for the winter. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1135 There's no such thing as a "pigeon whisperer." 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1136 If I'd have known, I'd have lent you some of my tar. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1137 I think they like you. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1138 At least it's not locust. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1139 It may be easier if you just hide in the bushes. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1140 Dude, just twitch! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1141 Ever thought about getting a cat? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1142 I know it's more secure than email, but this is what you get when someone hits "reply all." 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1143 You sure you don't need a napkin? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1144 That's quite a bird call you have there. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1145 Tuppence for your thoughts. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1146 When they've finished eating, can I have your recipe? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1147 I didn't know pigeons were birds of prey. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1148 Rest in peace 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1149 Want to borrow my Audubon? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1150 Yes, the book is more realistic than the movie. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1151 Ya know, I often wondered what that expression meant, when the pigeons come home to roost. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1152 Talk about a chick magnet. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1153 So, you're a pigeon whisperer? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1154 Have you thought about getting a cat? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1155 Actually, I prefer Vertigo. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1156 Open audition, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1157 Alcatraz, you say? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1158 Avian Flu? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1159 Oh, I don't have to be unattractive to the pigeons. I just have to be less attractive than you. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1160 So,... how's your lunch? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1161 I guess you were right about being pure-bread. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1162 I wish Hitchcock could see this. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1163 Francis? Is that you? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1164 What's for lunch? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1165 I told you that suit made you look seedy. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1166 You might want to change your ringtone. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1167 Vultures are everywhere these days. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1168 Shall I continue reading? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1169 I haven't seen much of you lately. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1170 The book says you need to get a cat. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1171 I always said you were statuesque. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1172 Getting a lot of tweets this morning? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1173 I've never been a Hitchcock fan. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1174 Isn't it time you tried to put Alcatraz behind you ? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1175 This reminds me of a movie... you know that one, 'The' something-or-other? It'll come to me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1176 Wouldn't you know it: there's a seedy character in my book too. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1177 Anything new with you? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1178 It's why I don't read seedy material in the park. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1179 Saint Francis made it look easier. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1180 I think the angry birds found a pokemon. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1181 I'm more of a rat person. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1182 You have that new car smell. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1183 I told you the breadcrumb dress was a mistake, Ms. Gaga. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1184 Do you want to hear the rest of the story? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1185 Do you regret stealing the eggs? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1186 Here you go, found a great fast receipt for squab. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1187 You're literally for the birds! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1188 So you're saying the only reason they return to Capistrano every year is to hang out with you? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1189 Maybe life isn't a box of chocolates after all. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1190 So this is what happens when the city removes all the Confederate statues. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1191 Daphne DuMaurier. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1192 You're just going to love Venice. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1193 What Peace organization do you belong to? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1194 Escape from Alcatraz? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1195 No, I think that one's a spotted towhee. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1196 Tweet if you need anything! 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1197 So it's climate change, right? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1198 I take it that you decided to fly Seth for the winter this year? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1199 Carl was always finding new ways to win at Hide and Seek. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1200 Oh, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1201 Stop teasing and give them the damn food already. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1202 Tell me again about the wonders of hemp clothing. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1203 To be fair he did look a little seedy. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1204 It says here you have too much flaxseed in your diet. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1205 What are they whispering now? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1206 And they call me the bookworm. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1207 Sorry, all the tweets in the world aren't going to get me to vote for you. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1208 What's the word. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1209 I feel ignored. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1210 Looks like you got a lot of tweets. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1211 I told you bird seed clothes weren't like hemp clothes. You never wanna listen, dude... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1212 It's no sin to discourage a mockingbird. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
1213 It says here that without regular exercise, your body will go to seed. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1214 I understand the embarrassment, but I think you would we better hiding in the bushes. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
1215 And how were you tarred? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1216 The tweeting has really gotten out of control. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1217 Life is like a box of-- 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1218 Next time bring a book...these birds hate books. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1219 Is this like goat yoga? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1220 ''A 'bird in the hand' is one thing, but that is ridiculous!" 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1221 Spicey, is that you buried under all those tweets? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1222 I think there's a problem with the second act, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1223 This bench is all that's left of their original habitat.... 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
1224 Honestly, I'd say I'm more of a cat person. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1225 Maybe they shouldn't have taken down the Jefferson Davis statue. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1226 It’s a problem with clothing made from hemp. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1227 Did you get a picture of that accident between the glue and popcorn trucks? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1228 "You say, you're from Alcatraz". 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1229 Yo, St. Francis, you gonna clean up after them? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1230 Murmuration of Empty Nesters 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1231 This is what happens when you send tweets all day. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1232 Your white proso millet is clearly more than so-so. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1233 You obviously have worms. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1234 You should lay off the carbs 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1235 I tried to tell you to just feed them day old bread. No but you had to put peanut butter on it... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1236 I have a bird feeder at home. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1237 Is it itchy? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1238 So how does it feel to be a private citizen again, Mr. Comey? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1239 That's exactly the reason I quit Twitter 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1240 Just to be clear: Are you telling me that you are 100% absolutely, positively sure, that the next bus stops at Capistrano? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1241 Papageno? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1242 Actually, my favorite was Psycho. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1243 So nice to meet you, Ms. Hedren. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1244 ...and I thought I got picked on. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1245 You have a Bay with Wirds 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1246 I prefer to read tweets the old fashioned way. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1247 I had the same problem when I wore my tweet suit 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1248 Spilled more maple syrup this morning? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1249 I can't believe the aviary makes you bring your work home. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1250 ...or you could just READ about them. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1251 No - I said 'flock off.' 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1252 You should be more careful with your tweet. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1253 This happens whenever I'm on Twitter feed. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1254 Alfred Hitchcock....is that you? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1255 Wow it must suck to be a Gingerbread Man. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1256 I think there's a better way to start a Twitter feed. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1257 That's why I went gluten free. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1258 You're trending. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1259 What do you think of the movement to remove historic statues? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1260 Any ideas for your next project, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1261 This isn't the first time I've regretted my Tweets. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1262 Do you still want me to renew your PETA membership? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1263 Who are you wearing? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1264 We get it Gabe, you're a chick magnet. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1265 Chick magnet. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1266 My Tweets never get that many Likes... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1267 Because I don't have birdseed all over my clothes. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1268 You said you were a cat person. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1269 You must be high up the pecking order. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1270 :"Try sneezing" 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1271 Coast is clear, Jim. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1272 If you don't move around they think you're a statue. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1273 You're just a chirp off the old block. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1274 It's by du Maurier. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1275 I used to wear hemp. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1276 Why don't you just hide behind a newspaper? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1277 I liked it better when you thought you were Spider Man. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1278 Still having problems with your twitter feed Bob? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1279 Actually it's a kit. A kit of pigeons. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1280 For God's sake, just stop tweeting!! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1281 ...and for that matter, I don't believe in global warming either. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1282 I deleted my Twitter account. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1283 I told you to stop tweeting so much. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1284 Did you say you tweet a lot ? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1285 Been sitting there long? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1286 I'm sorry I would help but I'm pretending I don't see you. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1287 You know, I'm just thinking that what ya' got there is worth about 40 in the bush. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1288 Excuse me. Do you happen to know what time it is? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1289 I hear Hitchcock is making a movie out of this Daphne du Maurer story. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1290 Son, this concludes the birds part, now let's talk about the bees. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1291 Maybe you should stop tweeting. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1292 So this is the flocked suit you were talking about? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1293 Better landings than droppings 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1294 Whatever you're wearing must be 'for the birds' 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1295 They post those signs for a reason, Malcolm. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1296 It says here that pigeons are pack hunters. Did you know that? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1297 So how long did you know Tippi Hedren? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1298 Practicing bird calls can be tricky. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1299 Are you finished with the sports section yet, St. Francis ? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1300 The correct name for them is "rock dove." 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1301 Maybe in your case statuesque is not a euphemism . 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1302 Good morning, my fine-feathered friend! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1303 Next time throw the crumbs further. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1304 Why do all the chicks flock to him? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1305 Your last tweet struck a nerve. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1306 Why yes, I do know of a good drycleaner in the neighborhood. Why do you ask? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1307 Been out of Alcatraz long? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1308 No, I don't think it makes you look fat. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1309 Maybe it's not the worst thing to be lower on the pecking order. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1310 Have you ever thought of not tweeting? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1311 I warned you not to dress up like a cavalry officer. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1312 Help, help, help!!! They think I have Hamilton tickets. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1313 You're wife is gone. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1314 It could be bird flu... Is it hard to swallow? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1315 What the hell are you reading? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1316 So, you enjoyed St. Mark's. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1317 Says here that birds are naturally attracted to hemp 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1318 So I hear that you invented a version of catnip that works on birds. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1319 Mr. President, you literally sent a bad tweet. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1320 I used to eat my lunch in the park, too ... now I just read. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1321 Is that you Alfred ? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1322 Bernie? Is that you? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1323 And again, nice talking with you Mr. Redenbacher. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1324 You feed the pigeons here often, do you? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1325 You've got a little mustard.. No.... to your left.. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1326 YOU ARE DEFINITELY FOR THE BIRDS!!! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1327 I told you that Chia suit was a bad idea! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1328 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1329 I'm just saying it's a lot to go through for a thorough exfoliation. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1330 Morning tweet-storm? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1331 Still shopping at Costco? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1332 So, how's your day going? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1333 So is it the seed butter itself that's the sun block? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1334 It's something to do with the pecking order. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1335 I said rolled oats not roll in oats 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1336 Peanut cologne? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1337 Says here it's not likely to be fatal, but some of the side effects sound nasty... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1338 I can totally relate. I'm a chick magnet. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1339 Forrest, I know birdseed is cheap and healthy, but if you had a box of chocolates, maybe these damn birds would leave you alone! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1340 I think you've spoiled them, Dad. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1341 A feather for your thoughts! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1342 What's the pecking order? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1343 I take it they liked your tweet? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1344 Yes, the park could use a few more statues. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1345 I'm not sure if I should ask, but have you seen the Hitchcock movie ? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1346 You should be proud, most entrepreneurs never have a successful seeding round. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1347 I asked you three times to stop singing Free Bird. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1348 Forrest, close the box. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1349 I told you that book is for the birds! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1350 It says here, this is one of the possible effects of climate change. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1351 Dammit, Henry, stop tweeting. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1352 Actually, I recognised you from the picture in the dust jacket 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1353 I still support you. But ease up on the tweets. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1354 So how was it working for Hitchcock? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1355 Tippi Hedron was really your grandmother? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1356 It's hell, being Mr. Peanut. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1357 I stopped attracting birds when I went gluten free. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1358 You shouldn't have provoked them. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1359 I bet you'd kill for a nice phone booth right about now. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1360 When you prayed for a magnetic personality, how specific were you? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1361 Things going south for you too? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1362 Says here keep still or you'll spook them! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1363 This neighborhood is really going to the birds. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1364 Have you thought about getting a cat? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1365 It says here sunblock with peanut oil offers an extra layer of protection. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1366 Didn't you just testify before Congress? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1367 You're supposed to uh, throw the bread 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1368 Ok, here she comes. Just act like a tree. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1369 You know Hal, I think that pheromone cologne you bought is for the birds. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1370 That's quite the magic trick! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1371 Chick magnet. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1372 So, when were you released from alcatraz? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1373 You've gone to seed, Herb. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1374 This cook book has a good recipe for pigeon pie. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1375 They're just looking for seed money. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1376 Of course, if they get desperate, they'll eat any old thing 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1377 I'm reading this great book by Alfred Hitchcock, have you heard of it? 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
1378 Of course, everyone gets the title’s metaphor but they underestimate To Kill a Mockingbird’s literal potential. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1379 Mr. Hitchcock, so nice to meet you! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1380 Well, I assumed it was because no one else voted for the bird sanctuary. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1381 I thought flocking was for Christmas trees. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1382 I heard it's good luck if one poops on you. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1383 What will it take to get you to stop tweeting? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1384 A bird in the hand, is better than 75 eating you. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1385 That's what you get for wearing a hemp seed jacket. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1386 I was not aware you could receive your tweets hard copy. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1387 So, Harry, what else is new? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1388 You know I have you pigeonholed as a bird lover. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1389 Go flock yourself. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1390 Do you mind? I'm trying to read. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1391 At $1.99 I think that bird whistle was a steal. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1392 It says they're Cedar Waxwings. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1393 As I believe I noted before we left home, Eau de Croissant was not the ideal perfume choice. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1394 I SO wish that would would happen whenever HE tweets... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1395 That’s not how you get your wings. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1396 I'd say your patent pending your bird whistle is a good idea. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1397 Dammit, I'm trying read here! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1398 At least they're not bats. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1399 Interesting variation on the whole chia pet thing. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1400 Watcha readin'? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1401 So stop talking pigeon English! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1402 I expect that will be your last dumb-ass tweet. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1403 Kinda poetic, Alfred, don't you think ? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1404 What's all the flap about? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1405 I closed my twitter account. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1406 They don't take to everybody. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1407 You been sleeping in that silo again? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1408 I haven't seen this many tweets since Donald Trump's first week as President. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1409 Are you an editor? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1410 Having run out of bushes to hide in, Sean Spicer gets creative. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1411 That's why I stopped doing bird calls. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1412 I'm trying to read. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1413 How is your pheromone therapy going? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1414 They like you. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1415 Percy's 'chick magnet' scheme went horribly awry. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1416 I use the guy at 72nd Street who will brush the crumbs off you for a dollar. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1417 I tweeted you were Trump. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1418 You are alive, aren't you? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1419 You've finally gone to seed. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1420 I think your endless tweeting has gone too far. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1421 So, how's that taco? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1422 Song of six pence, or pocket full of rye? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1423 Well, you'd have time for books too if you gave up your Twitter feed. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1424 So what's this new tick control you were telling me about? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1425 Jesus. Now what's he tweeting? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1426 Well, apart from the sesame seeds, how did you enjoy your bagel? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1427 Your twitter account has a lot of followers. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1428 You're not supposed to feed the birds. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1429 That's why they're called lovebirds! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1430 The recipe calls for 100 park pigeons. I only count 50. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1431 At least you are not pigeon toed. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1432 That happened to me when I was reading ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1433 Yes, that's worth more than two in the bush. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1434 I think they have a message for you. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1435 So statuesque! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1436 How is that nut and berry diet working? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1437 And what makes you such a big flocking deal? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1438 I think you're taking this Hitchcock thing a bit too far. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1439 I'm not sure playing dead is the way to go here. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1440 Have you considered meeting your friend inside? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1441 Mullet, NOT millet! The Times declared it summer of the mullet! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1442 Want me to explain how crowd funding actually works? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1443 Not a good day for edible underwear 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
1444 What's that, like 50 in the bush? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1445 No, no - I said his name is Saeed. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1446 That must have been a controversial tweet 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1447 Sure Tippi, I'd recognize you anywhere! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1448 Now that you mention it, I am feeling a little peckish. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1449 So, how's the new job at the fish market working out? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1450 Does this mean you have a pre-existing condition? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1451 They might not be stool pigeons, but they'll still blow your cover. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1452 You really need to stop hanging around those seedy nightclubs. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1453 I TOLD you not to use peanut-butter based sun block! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1454 You're obviously at the top of the pecking order. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1455 You must give me the name of your dry cleaners 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1456 Do not feed the birds. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1457 Yes, I can recommend a good dry cleaner. Why? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1458 Did you change your after shave? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1459 Sean, Sean Spicer, is that you? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1460 Excuse me, ma'am. Is that Comme des Garcons you're wearing with those sensible black shoes? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1461 You certainly have a way with birds, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1462 Gesundheit. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1463 Yes, that is a very impressive bird call! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1464 I saw a bag of bird seeds. My ex-wife was coming this way. What else should I have done? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1465 So you're a bird whisper? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1466 One is a symbol of peace, many of war. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1467 Moisturizing with suet again? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1468 I'd be careful about cutting back their feed... 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1469 Perhaps it's the tweed. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1470 You do look statuesque 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1471 There's this thing called a bird feeder. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1472 I said: IT'S DIFFICULT TO CONCENTRATE WITH ALL THE CHIRPING! 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1473 Poppins, is that you?! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1474 I'm beginning to suspect fowl play. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1475 I told you that Super Seed salad was a bad idea. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1476 Wow, when my sister said she married the 'Bird Whisperer,' I thought she was cuckoo ... 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1477 This is why I'm not on Twitter. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1478 I guess you really are going to seed. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1479 They must like your tweets. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1480 you call that a disguise! not discreet man... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1481 Thought of getting a cat? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1482 I see that your twitter feed has a lot of followers. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1483 It says here to act like a cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1484 Well, I'd say your new bird call works. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1485 I think your wolf-whistle needs work. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1486 You think l'm next? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1487 It must be your new cologne. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1488 Your laundry bill is how much? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1489 I see Trump's awake. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1490 Still hiding 'among' the pigeons, Mr. Spicer? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1491 The sign said don't feed the birds. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1492 Dad, stop tweeting. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1493 Did I tell you I have a rash? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1494 This would make a great movie! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1495 Look at the bright side. It's your statuesque beauty that attracts them. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1496 I guess your tweets have been answered. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1497 They won't bother you if you don't give them tweets. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1498 I guess three piece suet wasn't a typo. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1499 Would you happen to have the time 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1500 You related to Tippi Hedren? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1501 No, I never watched much Hitchcock. You? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1502 I always knew you were a seedy character. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1503 Birds of a feather stick together. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1504 Quick, wiggle your toes so they don't think you’re a statue! 1.1765 0.07774 51 46 1 4
1505 You were right, Tad, that flax seed oil works great as a natural sunscreen. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1506 Can you tweet somewhere else? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1507 That's what you get for acting like a nut" 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1508 I thought you were nuts, but this proves it. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1509 Technically, you're still feeding them. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1510 Have you got a pen? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1511 You've been tweeting too much. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1512 Tweeting again? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1513 Sorry, performance art just seems weird. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1514 I shouldn't have called you "seedy..." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1515 That is why I stopped feeding them. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1516 Costs a bit more than a tuppence, eh? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1517 Jim, I always thought your politics were for the birds. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1518 Ever thought about taking a break from tweeting? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1519 You really should market that bird seed. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1520 I'm reading a book, what are you doing? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1521 How long have you been tweeting? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1522 You're up early, Mr. Worm! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1523 Personally, I prefer bathing. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1524 I've heard of being pigeonholed, but this is ridiculous! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1525 No, I don't agree that covering yourself with birdlime and breadcrumbs 'Blows St. Francis out of the water'. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1526 I prefer sunscreen. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1527 Didn't I tell you this would happen? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1528 Its time you stopped calling this your performance-art piece. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1529 Hasn't happened since I went gluten-free. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1530 Ah, no thanks, I'm not hungry. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1531 Do you have the time? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1532 I said get the flock out of here... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1533 No, I'm all right. Just don't make any sudden moves. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1534 Looks like you are in a peck of trouble! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1535 well, they are "of a feather"... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1536 Let go of the bread! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1537 They say it's not a good idea to feed the birds 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1538 Oh my. He' s got worms. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1539 No, I prefer commercial sunscreen. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1540 Well you do sort of resemble a statue of a Civil War general. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1541 Do you have much trouble with squirrels? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1542 They heard you were the drummer for Flock of Seagulls 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1543 You smell like bread crumbs. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1544 Nice suet. Where'd you get it? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1545 Is it as bad as being hen pecked? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1546 I've read about you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1547 Potato chips. You can't blame the birds if they want more than one. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1548 Looks like there will soon be a statue of you in this park. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1549 Pigeons? There are no pigeons. You're crazy. Fake news! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1550 My pregnant wife is going through a nesting phase too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1551 Just tell 'em "flock off". 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1552 Like I said, you’re an emotional statue. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1553 Still trending on Twitter? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1554 Would you go somewhere else, all that tweeting is driving me nuts! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1555 Isn't it wonderful how nature comes alive in the Spring? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1556 I told you to stop tweeting. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1557 So, they heard about your Hamilton tickets? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1558 Step 3: if you haven't already, remove suet from your pockets. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1559 I actually preferred Duran Duran. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1560 Have you considered adopting a cat....? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1561 Tippi, is that you? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1562 Your gravitational force is off the scale today. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1563 Worth 72 in the bush 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1564 Oh no, Mr Bread! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1565 So, Alfred, got any ideas for your next movie? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1566 So is it a sin to kill a mockingbird? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1567 Geez, Tom, you've really gone to seed. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1568 By Jove, I too, am feeling a bit peckish! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1569 Sorry, I thought they had been baked into a pie. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1570 You might want to stop eating granola bars. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1571 I always thought you looked very statuesque. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1572 Have you considered what comes after the feeding? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1573 Not to worry, they'll be migrating north in about two weeks. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1574 Why not just give them the popcorn? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1575 And just like that, Sean was gone and the interview was over....... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1576 I hope you won't be tempted to feed the porcupines! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1577 So you must be the Birdman of Gramercy Park. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1578 You should really stop using that organic birdseed exfoliator. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1579 Mitch? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1580 So how long have you been out of Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1581 Pardon me, but aren't you Tippi Hedren? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1582 You must be made of dough. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1583 Bird flu season, eh. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1584 Not a bird in the sky today Fred. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1585 You're supposed to throw the rice 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1586 I'd change my deodorant if I were you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1587 The next recommendation is to get a cat. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1588 You say this happens every so often Mr. Capistrano? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1589 It seems they find you statuesque. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1590 Michael Keaton? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1591 Wow, that was some birdcall. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1592 Dove skin care is so hot right now. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1593 Quite a chickadee magnet you are! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1594 Now that ransomware has destroyed our phones, carrier pigeon is the only way to go. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1595 Wait till they all have to go to the bathroom. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1596 I'd say your tweet has gone viral. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1597 Weren't you in that Hitchcock movie? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1598 You never saw that Hitchcock film, did ya? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1599 That's the trouble with meditating in the park. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1600 Don't be so smug, I think the Hamilton statue is just as popular. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1601 The salesperson said it would make me a real chick magnet. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1602 Let me guess where you are in the pecking order. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1603 To be seed and not heard. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1604 You should have stopped tweeting when you had the chance. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1605 You're actually not supposed to feed the birds. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1606 You've totally gone to seed, man. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1607 Would you and your pals mind moving to another bench? I'm trying to read. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1608 Pardon me. May I find you a cat? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1609 Still need that tuppence? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1610 You are a real chick magnet. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1611 This book has me all a flutter too. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1612 Then she told me that she was a big Alfred Hitchcock fan, and I knew it'd never work out between us. His films are just too implausible! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1613 Well, they aren't chicks, but you're certainly a magnet. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1614 So how long have you been out of Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1615 Just like me, they long to be close to you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1616 Did you know Alfred Hitchcock made a movie about bird 'Flash Mobs?' 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1617 No avian flu shot, huh? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1618 You have a seed stuck in your teeth 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1619 Quick!! Get off Twitter, Mr. President!!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1620 I guess they finally caught up with the Gingerbread Man. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1621 They're pigeons. You dropped them some crumbs six months ago, they love you forever. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1622 How's that peanut butter based skin lotion working for you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1623 I see that Trump's flights of fancy are rapidly adding up. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1624 Check your retweet settings. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1625 You can't hide from your problems that way. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1626 You've got some work to do before you're a chick magnet. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1627 Shall I continue? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1628 You ever read this? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1629 I told you not to pull out your fidget spinner. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1630 Is everything still satisfactual? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1631 It doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore, does it? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1632 So how was your time in Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1633 Angel investors with seed capital. What did you expect? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1634 Give a bird a crumb, you feed him for a day...Teach a bird to make bread...I think you can see where I'm going with this. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1635 No, an asshole would have said "feeling peckish?" I merely commented "dovely day out." 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1636 Still feeling impeccable? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1637 No, but I saw the movie. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1638 Personally, I use DEET to keep off ticks. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1639 My mom always said life was like a box of Dove's...chocolates. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1640 Step 2: "Whistle a happy tune." 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1641 After all, they are the indigenous population. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1642 I know how it is. I was once in a boy band, myself. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1643 Do they come back every year? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1644 I'm hoping your imitation of an eagle mating call isn't so good. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1645 Oh...Wow..!!...is that how twitter works..?? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1646 They say you should never feed them. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1647 Well, I'll be darned, birds of a feather do flock together. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1648 My book? It's called "Characters of Central Park." Supposed to be real people, but I've been here all morning and haven't seen a single freak. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1649 He got the bird seed and peanut butter, but poor Marvin couldn't find a pinecone to save his life. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1650 Somehow they can always spot an ornithologist. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1651 To feed and to kill a mockingbird. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1652 You must be the bread winner in your family 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1653 Wow! Are those your peeps? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1654 Birds of a feather, love designer leather. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1655 My bad, that ring tone was the mating call. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1656 Human Birdfeeder? Can't wait to see your Human Birdbath. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1657 Gee, the birds flock to you Brits wherever you go. Must be the foreign accent. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1658 Well, that's one way to pick up chicks. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1659 This is supposed to be a No Tweeting bench. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1660 Thank goodness those aren't crows or I'd have to call in a murder... 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1661 These are New York birds: They can sense people who make a lot of bread. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1662 She told me get out, I was for the birds. What do you think? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1663 I didn't believe you when you said you could do fifty different bir4d calls. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1664 Here comes two more 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1665 Is that you, Jack Sparrow? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1666 That's not quite what I had in mind when I wished I was irresistible. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1667 I don't mean to draw any unwanted attention, Ms. Gaga, but I have to say- huge fan of your work. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1668 You never heard of it? It's a Hitchcock classic. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1669 I'd say it's your statuesque appearance. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1670 You must be a hot destination for some frequent flier program. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1671 Your tweeting habit is consuming you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1672 Sorry, but Tippi Hedren did it better. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1673 Just let it happen. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1674 Trying a smaller airline? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1675 I told you to chew with your mouth closed! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1676 What a fuss over one hotdog! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1677 You should cut down on the tweeting. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1678 I warned you that you looked seedy today. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1679 Honestly, when you mentioned feeling inspired by the Met Gala this year I assumed you were talking about philanthropy. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1680 Yeah, that's why I never feed them. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1681 I'd say you've got that bird call down. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1682 If you're going to let yourself go to seed, you have to accept the consequences. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1683 So, the Paleo diet has been going well? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1684 Excuse me, Mr. Hitchcock, do you have the time? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1685 So do you still think it isn't a book on bird hypnotism? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1686 Sorry, but my reference source only states that "birds of a feather flock together." I can not find anything definitive for why, when, or where they flock together! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1687 I told you it was SEER Sucker, not Seed-sucker... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1688 You had them at tuppence. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1689 Pigeons are the new black. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1690 So, is this a Pentacostal thing? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1691 Probably best not to eat crackers in the park. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1692 What's eating you 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1693 Erlich et al. suggest that flocking behavior is uncommon in this species. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1694 House sparrows, a couple of robins, several starlings but mostly pigeons. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1695 I told you if you did not stop Tweeting you would have a following. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1696 Says here they can smell high cholesterol from a mile away. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1697 Psycho is my favorite. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1698 Yes, but frankly, that's what the Flockr app is designed for. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1699 How was Alcatraz? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1700 It says here they sense generosity. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1701 It says here you are supposed to hold the food away from your body. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1702 It's why the 'caged' bird sings. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1703 Maybe next time a small cup of seed would be better than bringing the ten pound bag! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1704 I think you've been pigeon-holed at your new job, Frank. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1705 Never in the annals of ornithology ... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1706 So you said you were looking for seed funding? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1707 How do you get anything done with all that tweeting? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1708 Good news is, you're not pigeon-toed. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1709 Oh no! Here comes the cat lady! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1710 Did you pack bread-on-bread for lunch again? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1711 That's a very inconspicuous bird suit Mr. Comey. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1712 Posing for your statue, Mr. President? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1713 now I'm interested - I'll follow your tweets 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1714 What was the name of that cologne again? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1715 So how carried away did you get with this hemp seed diet? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1716 I don't get fashion these days. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1717 How's that St. Francis Eau de Cologne working out for you? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1718 Can't you see I'm tryin' to read here? Why don't you just flock off? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1719 I wish I were popular. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1720 Fine! Ignore me!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1721 I know it's uncomfortable, Mr. Hitchcock, but maybe it'll give you an idea for another movie. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1722 Me? I stick to lotion sun screens. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1723 That bird seed cologne is overwhelming. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1724 do you need help? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1725 Now it says to focus your attention on the point between your eye brows. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1726 No, I am not a birder. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1727 You might want to consider tweeting less. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1728 Do you call them a flock, a gaggle, a cluster or a covey? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1729 A small pair of hands is worth two terms of Bush 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1730 I understand that it was half-price, but why would you even consider buying "suet-fragrance" body wash? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1731 I'm sure glad I'm not a statute of a man sitting on a park bench. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1732 Crumby outfit. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1733 I am reading the illustrated book of cats. Why do you ask? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1734 Yes, I guess reading a book in a park is unusual these days. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1735 You shouldn’t have tweeted. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1736 Excessive tweeting attracts too many followers. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1737 I guess I misunderstood when you said the females flock to you. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1738 Nope, nothing in here about pigeons..... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1739 Well you're still more of a chick magnet than I am. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1740 How's it going, Mr. Peanut? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1741 My understanding is it takes thousands of followers to be considered an influencer. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1742 And I always saw you as impeccable. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1743 What am I reading? The Birdman of Alcatraz. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1744 Stay still, I think you have a mosquito on you. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1745 You should see what I hey did to General Sherman 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1746 You were right! Females flock to a man who has bread. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1747 But did you actually say no? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1748 I'd steer clear of hemp clothing while in the park. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1749 Wow! Aristophanes really comes to life on an e-reader. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1750 Hitchcock fan? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1751 It seemed romantic to use pigeon post for our wedding invitations, but I am not that thrilled about these R.S.V.P.s. 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
1752 Any second thoughts Mr. Pruitt? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1753 They're not as much fun in real life. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1754 Do you have the time? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1755 Mind if I smoke? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1756 BY ANY CHANCE, ARE YOU READING UPDIKE'S "PIDGEON FEATHERS"? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1757 You're on their seat. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1758 Incessant tweeting. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1759 Are you certified as comfort person? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1760 I didn't initially see you as "seedy". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1761 I told you that you looked a little seedy. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1762 See, most people don't know what birds really eat like. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1763 Can you keep it down? I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1764 You must be nuts. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1765 I told you 'Pigeon' by Ralph Lauren was a bad choice for the park. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1766 Could you please keep them quiet. I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1767 well, they are "of a feather"... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1768 Really??? You worked with Hitchcock? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1769 I guess this place really is for the birds. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1770 Must be my new flax seed cologne. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1771 It's all in your head. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1772 How was Alcatraz? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1773 What happens when you sneeze? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1774 Well, it looks like you are at the top of the pecking order. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1775 So how's that new Trump aftershave working for you then ? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1776 This is the single greatest finch hunt of a politician in American history. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1777 I like your organic mode of transportation 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1778 Is it contagious? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1779 How was the crumb cake? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1780 I presume you missed the Hitchcock film.. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1781 "Oh, you thought it was a 'Tweed' suit, not a 'Seed' suit. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1782 This just can't be real, I am reading The Birds... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1783 Larry...when did I go from a babe magnet to a bird magnet? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1784 Tippi Hedren, is that really you? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1785 Your book must really be crumby. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1786 Man, that's a lot to swallow. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1787 Well, you must feel crumby. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1788 Who knew that your new underarm deodorant would also act as a powerful pigeon attractant. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1789 Still working on bird pheromone synthesis I take it? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1790 I don't do Twitter 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1791 Feelin' cumby? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1792 I didn't like the movie either. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1793 You're welcome to borrow my copy of "To Kill a Mockingbird" any time. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1794 That's the second time this week Ms Hedren. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1795 No, I did not say, 'Go flock yourself.' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1796 "Well if you will try and read "Wings of the Dove". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1797 Casting for a new movie, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1798 Have you thought about a change in career? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1799 Are you Mel Brooks? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1800 You were right." According to world renowned ornathologists, park pigeons prefer stale white men over stale white bread. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1801 Some of us go to seed faster than others. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1802 That's exactly why I prefer books over social media. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1803 You from Alcatraz? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1804 The guide says 'Don't!' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1805 Do you have a good drycleaner? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1806 What the peck?! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1807 What are you using for bait? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1808 I would have enjoyed a bite of your muffin. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1809 Wow. Your latest tweet captured quite a following! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1810 Who says a dog is man's best friend? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1811 I hear the in-hand bird market is strong right now. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1812 It says here that after years of research, scientists have no evidence that birds are changing their feeding habits due to climate change. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1813 The sign says not to feed the birds. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1814 Could I try some of that bird seed? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1815 You shouldn't have tweeted so much.... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1816 No, I use Irish Spring, why? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1817 Alright, it's a scary movie...two words...first word 'The'....Hmmm. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1818 I told you composted clothing was a bad idea. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1819 Oh, sure. Now those feral cats may just have had their uses, y'think? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1820 Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to Tippi Hedren? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1821 'Sequels are for the birds, Mister Hitchcock.' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1822 Three-piece suet? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1823 Mama always said that life is like a box of bird poop. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1824 Could I bother you for a moment? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1825 I know a good dry cleaner. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1826 "How ironic,I just started reading 'The Birdman of Alcatraz'. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1827 Didn't you see the movie? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1828 I told you not to send that tweet 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1829 At least they're not swallows! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1830 So now do you believe you're statuesque? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1831 Could you keep it down? I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1832 "To Kill A Mockingbird" vs. "To Be Killed By Mockingbirds". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1833 Somehow they found out that you strongly support Rights for Raptors. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1834 No thanks. I don't like popcorn. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1835 Book says, breadcrumb pheromones? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1836 Eau de crouton, again? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1837 Never met anyone from Capistrano. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1838 Lose the shoes and you're a dead ringer for Tippi Hedren. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1839 Your Twitter feed broken again? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1840 My wife disapproves of our friendship. She says you're too seedy. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1841 Excuse me, this is a 'no tweet' bench. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1842 Now that you mention it you do resemble Robert E. Lee. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1843 Quick! Take a picture. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1844 This dating manual suggests your inconspicuous approach will not work! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1845 You're weird 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
1846 So, how's that hemp clothing working out for you? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1847 Perhaps a bit ...too much... hairspray? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1848 Put down your book about Max the Stool Pigeon: they think it is about them 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1849 I too had a devoted flock... til I ran out of birdseed. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1850 How's that grain based detergent working ? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1851 Maybe they just LIKE you, Ms. Hedren. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1852 Next time order the unseeded bagel 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1853 Alcatraz, you say? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1854 Hey! Did you ever see that Hitchcock movie? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1855 By any chance, are you related to the muffin man? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1856 I love your new tweet jacket. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1857 This is why I'm not on Twitter. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1858 I'd ditch that aftershave if I was you 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1859 It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird. So I guess doves are no big deal. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1860 So, Mr. Hitchcock, have you decided what your next film will be about? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1861 It says here doves don't actually cry. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1862 Uh, Francis, is that you? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1863 Fran, where is this place Assisi you're from? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1864 Next time don't order the bagel with seeds. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1865 Those seeded bagels do make quite a mess, don't they? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1866 Wow, you really have gone to seed 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1867 Stroud, is that you? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1868 Wait for the drop! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1869 You're the epitome of seediness. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1870 I have a feeling you're that 'seedy character' the police have been looking for.... 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1871 Au Gratin or Paneto e Fritto? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1872 You might want to stand next to a statue. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1873 You feeling ok today? You look under the feather. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1874 (in a "thought" balloon above the bird man) Put the book down and summon up your inner Heimlich. I've aspirated my bird call. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1875 I guess the rumor that Alfred Hitchcock was in town is really true.- 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1876 Do you get the odd Cardinal 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1877 But what exactly do you whisper? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1878 Are you live tweeting again? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1879 New aftershave? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1880 With hindsight, Kathy realized that wearing a shirt made out of bread was not the best idea she'd ever had. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1881 So...that's one way to Tweet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1882 I think your taking your job as a human statue a little too seriously. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1883 You would think, after six months, they'd realize she isn't coming back, God rest her generous soul. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1884 Okay, so the chapter on pigeon calls seems to have worked out nicely-- I think we should just jump to the chapter on cat calling now. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1885 I sure hope you're Hanks and not Hitchcock. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1886 I guess he really did say bird whisperer. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1887 May the birds be with you. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1888 Your Twitter feed is all over the place today. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1889 Maybe if you just threw out the bread crumbs... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1890 Maybe this is why your clothes tend to have a white tinge. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1891 Hitchcock fan? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1892 Will you please sit elsewhere, I'm trying to read. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1893 You still need 25 more birds to beat the world record... 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1894 I see you've ceded your spot. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1895 You aren't Tom Lehrer, by any chance? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1896 You win the Statue Challenge. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1897 How many tuppence did you have?? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1898 These no-frills airlines have finally gone too far. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1899 You're the one who wanted to be covered in peckers. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1900 Go find your own flocking bench 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1901 I thought you were looking a little seedy. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1902 Ummm...I just spotted a hawk! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1903 Man, can you whistle! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1904 I think the ones that bring peace are a different sub-species. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1905 I'll carry on reading to you when you're not so busy. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1906 Trump's tweets may actually kill you 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1907 You asked for a spell to make the pretty birds flock to you, didn't you? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1908 Do you think your bag of popcorn has something to do with it? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1909 Call what number, now? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1910 Would you be offended if I told you to get the flock out? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1911 Sorry, I can't help you. I don't tweet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1912 Have you seen Tippi Hedren? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1913 I heard feathers are in this season. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1914 Let me guess: you're Donald Trump incognito. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1915 Lucky you. Allergies and sneezes that sound like a pigeon mating call. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1916 I wish I had animal magnetism. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1917 No offense, but this is the last time I sit next to a Gingerbread Man at the park. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1918 It might interest you to know that I’m reading a biography of Alfred Hitchcock. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1919 Really? Tar and birdseed is humane? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1920 I agree, a suit made from popcorn did initially sound like a great idea. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1921 I am very good at making cat sounds. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1922 I guess it's mating season...huh? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1923 Best skin exfoliation in town! Five more minutes of this and I come out looking 10 years younger. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1924 Whoa, you must have REALLY good luck. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1925 "No, I'm not really a Hitchcock fan. Why? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1926 Exfoliating with a loofah might be easier. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1927 How long have you been a gargoyle? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1928 That's a lot of bird for tuppence a bag. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1929 Relax, it's nonstop and they never overbook. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1930 You'd better hope they're all doves of peace. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1931 You're taking "birds of a feather flock together" way too literally. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1932 I told you I thought that was a seedy outfit. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1933 I told you to go paleo. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1934 How do you like the city, Bread Man? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1935 I know we are what we eat, but still... 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1936 I guess they heard you were having a crumby day. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1937 I knew they looked a bit peckish. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1938 Quit complaining. You've always wanted to be a chic magnet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1939 Don't move. I've got a whole chapter of squab recipes here. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1940 Yes, you have clearance for takeoff. Safe travels. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1941 A little birdie told me you'd be here today. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1942 So much for a pecking order. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1943 Excuse me, but you look familiar. Haven't I seen you on Fox News? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1944 I told you you looked crumby 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1945 Good heavens -- just what have you been tweeting? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1946 This is why I'm gluten-free. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1947 So, when did you realize you had a special gift as an artist's model for statues? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1948 Nevertheless, tuppence a bag is still an amazing deal. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1949 Life is like a backyard,you never know what you'll get. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1950 Jen, I think that yeast infection has spread. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1951 How's that hormone treatment going? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1952 Have you considered cutting down on your seed consumption? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1953 So, the ad said "meet me in the park in your nicest suet" and you didn't suspect there was a typo? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1954 You wear TWEED, not SEED! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1955 It's none of my business, but you may want to go easy on the 'Eau de Birdseed.' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1956 I warned you about buying your flax seed oil supplement from the online pharmacy in China. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1957 I guess you feel like home to the pigeons. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1958 It's about the Haves and the Have-Nots. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1959 General, didn’t I just see you standing on a pedestal a couple of days ago? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1960 Be glad I am not reading Moby Dick. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1961 I think it's time to put your whistle away. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1962 Make sure you let everything dry before you flick it off. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1963 All the coo kids are doing it. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1964 Tweeting is not really my thing. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1965 When you were younger you must have been a real chick magnet! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1966 R Crumb, I presume? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1967 I think your tweets have gone viral. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1968 Thanks for testing our prototype suits made from recycled corn. Still a few bugs to work out.... 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
1969 I don't think you're supposed to feed the birds. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1970 Turns out you really are chopped liver! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1971 That's what you get for having a crumby personality. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1972 I'm afraid "Bird Man" is already taken. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1973 Have you heard of email? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1974 You might want to change your deodorant. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1975 Why yes, I am reading Daphne du Maurier. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1976 Can you do the same with mosquitos? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1977 Might you be that seedy character that I've been hearing about? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1978 How do you keep the squirrels away? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1979 Can you keep it down over there? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1980 Do you come to the park often? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1981 You might try less Eau de Breadcrumb 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1982 Maybe if you didn't coat yourself in peanut butter and bird seed. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1983 Pass me the sunflower seeds. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1984 Tippi! ...Tippi Hendren. I thought that was you. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1985 Who do you like better, St. Francis or Alfred Hitchcock? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1986 You do look a lot like the bronze statue over there. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1987 You are visiting from Alcatraz? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1988 Is that bread from the new place on the corner? I heard they were good. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1989 Didn't I warn you about Pidgin English? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1990 No, I still have a landline. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1991 See; being popular ISN'T everything! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1992 You might want to go easy on the tweets, buddy 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1993 Henry, brace yourself, they are discussing the angle of take-off. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1994 You may want to consider removing The Donald from your tweet list. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1995 I told you not to wear such seedy clothes! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1996 you're a regular chick magnet 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1997 I take it you're a seasoned Hitchcock fan 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1998 Perhaps scare-crowing is not your strong suit. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1999 You've still got it, Tippi! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2000 You should have stuck with chocolate. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2001 Now you know how I felt in my first marriage 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2002 I guess business pivoted after you got that brain. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2003 Sean, hiding in the bushes didn't work out well and I don't think this will either. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2004 You should've stuck with the worsted. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2005 Great camouflage Bill… Your wife will never find you here. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2006 It is time to fill up your feeder! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2007 Flock you. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2008 For heaven's sake, stop tweeting. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2009 Happy Birdday 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2010 Maybe you should wear a stuffed owl on your hat. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2011 Who knew you were that seedy? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2012 I suffer empty nest syndrome myself. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2013 Want me to call the cat? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2014 Did you see that Hitchcock movie? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2015 That's quite a whistle you've got there. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2016 I suggest you stop tweeting. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2017 You overdid it with the pheromones. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2018 You've been reTweeted! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2019 You're lucky they only return once a year. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2020 It must be nice to be so loved. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2021 If you didn't have such a seedy appearance, I don't think this would be happening. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2022 I'd be happy to bring my cat tomorrow. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2023 What brand of cologne are you wearing?!!! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2024 It says 'a chip on your shoulder', not a 'chirp', Mr. Crumb. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2025 You're not supposed to feed the birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2026 Momma always said, sometimes - for no reason at all - you can get attacked by a whole lotta birds. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2027 I told you these were dangerous times to declare your sanctuary status. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2028 Christo's "Pigeon Magnet" in Central Park, New York City. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2029 You really have a way with birds. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2030 So, Mr. Peanut, still looking for a new job? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2031 We're just flying in for a meeting. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2032 You'll regret it when they start to shed. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2033 What did you say, '...was for the birds?' 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2034 Is this a metaphor for "white flight"? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2035 That's what you get when you wear seedy clothes 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2036 Are you made of bread or what? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2037 It might be a 'Hitchcockian' thing...though anyone with caramel-licorice-buttered popcorn should expect such attention. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2038 At least it was a cruelty-free tar and feathering. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2039 You sure got a lot of birds on you. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2040 Feeling a bit peckish, are we? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2041 Do I detect a pleasant essence of thistle seed? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2042 Your animal magnetism is showing 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2043 You must be posting a lot of tweets! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2044 Noah, I warned you . 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2045 Thus ends Poli Sci 101 - How your Government really functions. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2046 Guess I'm not a fixture yet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2047 I had that happen when I was reading To Kill a Mockingbird, too. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2048 Some people have all the pluck. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2049 Could you tell me, Mr. Hitchcock, where you get your movie ideas? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2050 You really should change your profile to private. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2051 I thought you were a chick, not chickadee, magnet. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2052 I hope you're not allergic to feathers. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2053 You're tweeting, I'm facing this book - what are we missing?? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2054 I think you got that bird call perfected! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2055 Yes, you're very popular Mr. President. Very, very, very popular. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2056 Did you say three million Twitter followers? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2057 When you said your new cologne was a "chick magnet" , I had no idea! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2058 I heard that the bird is the word. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2059 Shows that you're a pretty seedy character. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2060 I told you to throw rice at the wedding, not birdseed! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2061 Day 3: The birds are working. I've lured another mansplainer... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2062 Do you have any bird food? I lost all mine. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2063 Aren't you concerned about bird poop? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2064 I would cut back on the organic body lotion. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2065 I don't think PETA would approve of the design. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2066 I knew that seedy outfit would get you the wrong kind of attention. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2067 Bye-bye bagel. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2068 Might I ask if you ever worked as a scarecrow? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2069 The tweeters are sure following your three piece suet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2070 I had always wondered what a pigeon stool looked like.... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2071 Block that metaphor. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2072 To Kill a Mockingbird? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2073 PLEASE, do not feed the birds! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2074 Henderson, I said you looked a bit seedy today. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2075 I've always found you attractive, too. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2076 How is that new organic sunscreen working out? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2077 I've had to substitute reading for tweeting while in the park. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2078 Might I ask what kind of bronzer you're using? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2079 Guano tell me what's going on here? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2080 You are only encouraging them. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2081 Hemp shirt? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2082 Your autobiography is quite compelling Mr. Hitchcock. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2083 If you stop the constant tweeting they'll leave you alone. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2084 I've got 64 in the bush... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2085 Consider yourself totally flocked. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2086 This is what it sounds like when doves fly 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2087 I might consider your invitation to attend the ball if I knew your sex. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2088 I told you that book is for the birds! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2089 I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes the world loves me, other times I'm being shit on. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2090 The book doesn't mention if they're vegetarians. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2091 Apparently the birds can't tell seedy, from seedy. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2092 yo that one birds sucking your dick 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2093 I did not know Alfred Hitchcock's movie was real 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2094 I told you that after shave was sending the wrong signal. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2095 So, Tippi Hedren is your grandmother? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2096 I wouldm't use that body wash again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2097 You are the best "living statue", I've ever seen. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2098 Have you thought about removing seeds from your diet? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2099 Don't you think this place feels a lot like San Marco Square? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2100 Prometheus had it worse. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2101 Tell me you didn't just sneeze into a bag of sunflower seeds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2102 ??? "Well if you weren't full of shit before, you are now." 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2103 Says here that a gluten-free diet can also prevent sudden pigeon attacks. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2104 You still work at that bakery? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2105 Well you did always want to trend in the Twittersphere. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2106 Alcatraz?? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2107 Hate it for you Toppens 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2108 But don't you think "Psycho" is the better film? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2109 Ornithologically speaking they're the same as doves, if that helps! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2110 So... You said you like to feed the birds?... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2111 You should know better than to wear such seedy clothes. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2112 Keep them at 140 or less 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2113 Are those birds of a different species flocking together?! Unimaginable! Why, if that happened in politics, Trump would never have lasted this long... 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2114 Didn't you hate that movie? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2115 You should stop Tweeting. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2116 You've really got style... I could never wear shoes like yours and get away with it! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2117 Sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2118 First time in New York, huh? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2119 I blame Gluten. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2120 Twitter tweets overkill #alternativefacts 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2121 Wow - this many must be worth Sean Spicer in the bushes! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2122 This is not the place to sit if you're feeling a bit seedy. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2123 Nice suet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2124 Tippi? You in there? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2125 This carries Tweets to a whole new level. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2126 I've been to the zoo....I said, I've been to the zoo. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2127 I wasn't very popular in high school. How about you? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2128 It looks like the tweets are finally catching up with you. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2129 Flock you. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2130 So it's true what they say: birds of a feather flock to the 85th St. bench. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2131 Are you going to offer me a piece too? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2132 It says right here that this treatment for Ornithophobia will help you overcome your silly fear of birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2133 I heard you had gone to seed. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2134 That suit of yours is for the birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2135 You're very attractive. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2136 You're in deep doo-doo. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2137 Excuse me, but aren't you Tippi Hedren? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2138 You are one chirpy person. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2139 Maybe try being less seedy. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2140 They're love birds. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2141 That's why I avoid granola bars for breakfast. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2142 Wow, that's weird. They normally never eat people. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2143 Maybe you should lay off the bronzer. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2144 Just hold still, they'll think you're a statue. On second thought, that's a terrible idea!!! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2145 Please do not feed the squirrels. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2146 Need a lift? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2147 What'd you tweet this time? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2148 It says here, 'Alfred Hitchcock Syndrome.' 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2149 By any chance is your name "Capistrano? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2150 Where exactly did you get that pheromone perfume? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2151 It's about Avian Flu. A real interesting read. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2152 Let me guess — tired and feathered? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2153 That's exactly why I quit using millet aftershave. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2154 That's why I don't eat granola in public. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2155 Just retired? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2156 Have you thought about opening an e-mail account? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2157 Gluten free, dude. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2158 I am guessing you were in The Birds movie 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2159 You read it wrong, Henry. It says to wear a suit, not suet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2160 They smell the worm on you. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2161 Maybe you should stop tweeting so much. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2162 I thought you were only pigeon toed. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2163 It's safe to come out now, Sean. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2164 Sapsuckers are suckers for seersucker. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2165 #tweetstormfail 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2166 They like your Vegan suit. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2167 When did you convert to Twitter? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2168 Told ya the disguise wouldn't work, Tippi. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2169 Did I miss something? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in a bush. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2170 I told you to stop tweeting, Donald. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2171 I told you it was a can of worms. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2172 I used to have that problem. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2173 I see your tweets have come home to roost. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2174 I told you bread-scented sunblock was a terrible idea. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2175 It says here you could be suffering from worms. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2176 If there's ever another pheromone incident in R&D it might be wise to take your lunch break in the lounge. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2177 Are you wearing vel-crow? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2178 That's why I got off social media. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2179 Just be thankful they're only roosting 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2180 Could you lend me some seed money? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2181 Excuse me sir, I am trying to read. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2182 ...and so that's why I deleted Twitter. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2183 I warned you about salted popcorn. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2184 It's best not to be reading Audubon magazine. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2185 I apologize, you really are statuesque. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2186 Don't nod off holding a bag of birdseed. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2187 Jeff always knew Ted's stories were for the birds! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2188 That new bugt repellent is really working 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2189 I guess they really do prefer the organic bird seed. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2190 Too much of a good thing can raise Hell with your laundry. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2191 This is the latest Angry Birds app? 1.1429 0.08044 42 39 0 3
2192 Cheer up ... they could have been pigeons. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2193 No, Smedley, this does not make them Passenger Pigeons. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2194 And that's why I will never let myself go to seed. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2195 That's the downside to being statuesque. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2196 Come on. Now you’re just brooding. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2197 I didn't know you spoke Pigeon-English. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2198 I told you to stop being so corny! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2199 Well it's official Mr. Capistrano, spring is here. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2200 I can't wait to tell the kids I met Mr. Peanut. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2201 I still liked your meat dress better 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2202 Looks like salted caramel pretzel is still it. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2203 I'd always suspected those health bars were at least 50% bird seed. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2204 To Kill a Mockingbird? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2205 You must be real high in the pecking order! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2206 I think they're called hashtags. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2207 Do you know Tippi Hedren? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2208 Coverups usually ARE worse, Mr. President. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2209 No, I don't tweet at all. Do you? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2210 You still need a permit to rehearse for the sequel, sir! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2211 Congrats on your viral tweet. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2212 A suit made of stale bread? You may want to rethink your recycle/re-purpose aspirations 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2213 It says here they can smell fear. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2214 For your next interview -- suit, with an i. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2215 Sorry this reminds of the time I fell into the bird pit at the pet store last week. It was terrifying and I'm a shell of the man I used to be please delete. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2216 This is curious....you don't even begin to resemble Tippi Hedren.... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2217 Maybe you actually should start kicking her out of bed for eating crackers. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2218 Let's try this one -- Hocus pocus magic words, fly away you hungry birds... No, not working. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2219 Shut the flock up! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2220 All this for a frog meme sub-tweet... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2221 Sean, you know the bushes didn't work either! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2222 It used to be seagulls, but my wife switched from Tide. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2223 Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to read and enjoy nature here. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2224 You must be pretty seedy 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2225 No, I said tweed not seed. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2226 Obviously, you still feel crummy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2227 Wouldn't you know it says here those starlings are invasive and should be destroyed any time by any one using any means. Mind holding still? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2228 They 'liked' my Tweet. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2229 Crumby luck there Earl. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2230 No, I can't say I mind being left No, I don't mind being ignored 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2231 You always could attract the birds. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2232 Maybe you better stop shaving with peanut oil. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2233 Mr. Peanut, I presume? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2234 Maybe you should be reading "Go Set A Watchman" instead. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2235 Tippi? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2236 You know, I've never met a bird's nest soup chef before. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2237 And all the time I thought it was water, food and shelter. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2238 Just wondering, was this on purpose? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2239 Crummy day eh? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2240 Good book? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2241 Maybe we should get some lunch. You look a bit peckish. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2242 who are you hiding from? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2243 Well, its better than a flock of seagulls. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2244 They seem to want to help you get your cat back. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2245 Last time you eat seeds at the park. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2246 You should read this book, "Baked Pigeon". 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2247 Ever consider deleting your twitter account? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2248 That side of the bench is for the birds! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2249 Ahhh...now I see what you meant when you bragged about having lots of Twitter followers 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2250 I'd say the market value is about 100 in the bush. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2251 The swallows return to Captain Strano. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2252 If you keep still, they won't peck your eyes out. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2253 You're not really listening, are you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2254 Dare I say, birds of a feather ... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2255 I like your seedsucker suit. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2256 A definite downside to the birdseed diet, wouldn't you say? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2257 He looked like a seedy character when he sat down. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2258 It looks like they have just established a new pecking order. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2259 They really do flock together 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2260 Birds of a feather maul together 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2261 Sorry, I am fresh out of "Bird-B-Gone." 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2262 Have you tried that popcorn center cologne? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2263 I told you not to wear Velcro when you feed the birds 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2264 I am sure this is not the meaning of giving the bird. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2265 You okay if I Tweet this? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2266 Wow! Y'all are real hungry today! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2267 Fowl Landing 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2268 And that's why I just said this book stinks, instead... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2269 Does it tickle, Mr. Breadstick? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2270 Using sunflower seed bath soap again? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2271 It's a new trend in skin care: sunflower cream! Want some? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2272 says here they're called "Red Twitters" 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2273 Excuse me, can I borrow a pencil? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2274 How was the Met Gala? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2275 Oh dude!!! Are you new to New York?? They really, really like peanut butter! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2276 I tried that sesame lotion once too. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2277 Sure, I'll call 911 for you. Should I say you're being attacked by pigeons or attacked by doves? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2278 You say your name is Francis? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2279 The word around town is you're crackers! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2280 Have you established a pecking order? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2281 Do you find this book's language to be fowl? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2282 Well you know what they say about birds of a fearher. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2283 I had heard birds were the latest fashion trend. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2284 Mind flocking together somewhere else? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2285 You were right about not having to worry about squirrels. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2286 The same thing happened to me when I used that new all natural body wash. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2287 Are they all re-tweeting you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2288 I understand you are the pigeon whisperer. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2289 Have you considered unsubscribing? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2290 I should have warned you; they have a rye sense of humor. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2291 Are you ready for your trip to Venice? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2292 They're here on a lark. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2293 Learn from Trump: All the attention may feel good now, but eventually you'll be covered in bird poop. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2294 I've never approved of all the flocking in this park. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2295 If there's an outbreak of the avian flu, I'm avoiding you. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2296 Are you a hashtag addict? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2297 Nice suet you're wearing. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2298 My cousin, Tippi, had the same problem. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2299 How come you get all the attention? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2300 Peanut Butter works every time. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2301 I visited Assisi once. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2302 Popcorn? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2303 Yep, the early worm attracts the birds. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2304 I warned you about that all seed diet. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2305 If they take you with them, I'll meet you at home. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2306 Is it hard to get the stains out? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2307 Do you come here often? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2308 Does it hurt when you sneeze? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2309 New shampoo? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2310 Everywhere I go, I'm ignored. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2311 Yes, I am reading Stroud’s Digest on the Diseases of Birds. When did you get out? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2312 Mr. Spicer? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2313 Weren't you in Home Alone? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2314 It's a decent start Alfred, but I really think the studio is going to want to see a script before they green light this thing. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2315 Nice tweet suit you have 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2316 It does look like a good basis for a film, Alfred, but are you sure you want to give it that sinister twist? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2317 Pardon me, but how do you expect me to concentrate with all that flapping going on? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2318 Next time, I recommend calling yourself a whistle-blower instead of a stool pigeon. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2319 Oh, Mr. Stroud, you're early today. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2320 At last, the birds of a feather flocked together. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2321 I see you've gone to seed. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2322 Cat got your tongue? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2323 You may want to forego those natural fiber clothing sales. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2324 Here come the rats. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2325 I heard you were a seedy character. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2326 Have you considered getting a cat? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2327 This is the reason I don't use Twitter. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2328 If you don't mind me asking, who does your laundry? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2329 I warned you not to whistle, yet, here we are. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2330 Preparing for Birdman 2, Mr. Keaton? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2331 I've started to go to seed myself 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2332 I never got Twitter. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2333 At least they don't seem angry. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2334 Is that you, Spicer? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2335 I guess that bird whistle is authentic! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2336 The Catcher in the Rye 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2337 And what do you do, Mr Hitchcock? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2338 I heard they carry diseases. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2339 It says here that pigeons will sometimes feast on the newly retired. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2340 Yeah, I never really got into Twitter. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2341 Your tweet must be trending ... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2342 I warned you about wearing your seedsucker suit before Memorial Day! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2343 Do you share recipes? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2344 I thought you were a seedy character 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2345 Try dried sunflower seeds instead of peanut butter next time. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2346 Eau de Capistrano? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2347 Being top-seeded in your field is not all fun and games. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2348 Bird flu? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2349 I told you, pigeons always recognize one of their own. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2350 A bird in the hand is better than . . . oh, never mind. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2351 You overdid the retweeting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2352 You shouldn't have called me a cracker. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2353 Are you whispering in Pidgin English? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2354 By the way, how did that popcorn-scented sunscreen work out? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2355 No, I can't help you go viral! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2356 So Tilli, Alfred still pushing the "method" approach huh? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2357 And he gave you how many pear trees? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2358 They say "moderation in all things" is a good way to go. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2359 You still live on Drury Lane? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2360 "Are you from Alcatraz"? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2361 Jackson Pollock's eureka moment 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2362 What's the name of your next movie, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2363 Pardon my asking, but are you Tippi Hedren? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2364 At least they're not vultures. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2365 Do you have a problem raising seed money? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2366 By chance, is your sunscreen the one made from birdseed oil? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2367 You know, this form of pigeon pose could be hazardous to your health. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2368 Let me guess. You're a big Hitchcock fan. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2369 I warned you to stop mocking them. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2370 I think the idea is to strew the seeds away from you. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2371 How's that live tweeting working for you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2372 My mammy went to seed too. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2373 So, you say you're from Alcatraz huh? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2374 Umm, I think you've got a little bit of something on your face. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2375 @CartoonBenchGuy. You never heard of tweeting? Sad! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2376 Did you say you were from Hartz Mountain? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2377 I told you, your hair looked like a birds nest. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2378 That you Alfred? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2379 Good camouflage. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2380 Actually, my suggestion was that you wear a 'suit' to attract 'chicks'. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2381 Yes, they know the Muffin Man. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2382 And I thought 'chick magnet' was just an expression. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2383 You were just fabulous in Home Alone 2! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2384 No, I would not like squab for dinner. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2385 Hope your zipper's closed. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2386 Trotting out the old Velcro suit again, eh Mr. Letterman? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2387 Cute dog but I think it has worms. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2388 Do me a favor and get the flock out of here! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2389 I thought I smelled sesame. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2390 Perhaps you should tweet less. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2391 You OK there, Mr. Redenbacher? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2392 Now I understand what you mean when you say that you have animal magnetism! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2393 Wow! Cheep trick! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2394 Birdemic 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2395 You're for the birds. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2396 Just say together-flock-feather-a-of-birds 3x. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2397 I take it you are from Alcatraz. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2398 Sorry, I haven't got to the part about how to kill a mockingbird. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2399 You've been sitting motionless too long. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2400 Margie, I get it...they like you. Now, please come home. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2401 Let's go back to using dead drops! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2402 Pre-Existing Condition? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2403 Beak-a-boo? Are you in there? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2404 So, how was your spa day? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2405 You gonna finish that? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2406 The think it might be the 'everything bagel' 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2407 You twit, your tweets, their twitter. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2408 Have you considered other ways to feel loved and appreciated? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2409 I would have guessed from the East Side, not Central Park West 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2410 Would it be a birden to ask you for the time right now? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2411 You have to be careful opening vacuum-sealed bags. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2412 What is the President tweeting now? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2413 I've never been to San Juan Capistrano, how was it? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2414 Tippi Hedron, right? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2415 More reading, less tweeting. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2416 No the book is called Catcher in the Rye. Not Catch Them with the Rye. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2417 Please to meet you, Mr. Burpee. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2418 I should have warned you that the new 3D version of Angry Birds is more realistic than ever. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2419 Funny thing is that I'm just reading about crowd-sourcing. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2420 I think they smell my bird 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2421 The secret is not to look like a bread crumb. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2422 Maybe it's time to rethink the whole,"make your own flax clothing", idea. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2423 It's a book about facing one's fears and then eating them, by A. Hitchcock. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2424 Mr Worm, I presume. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2425 Wow, are those grackles? You know that Spring's in full force when the grackles start migrating. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2426 It gets a little seedy around here when the sun goes down. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2427 Have any snacks? I'm feeling a bit peckish. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2428 Flock of Seagulls? No. It's a flight of pigeons. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2429 I think my oatmeal bath was a bit too concentrated.... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2430 Do you work for Alfred Hitchcock? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2431 Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Tippi Hedren? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2432 Beats depression, eh? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2433 You're right, birds of a feather do flock together. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2434 Would you mind repeating that I didn't understand you the first time. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2435 Maybe you should lay off the tweeting for a while?? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2436 Four and Twenty Pigeons 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2437 At this time of year they need body parts to build their nests. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2438 Life is like a box of bird seed.... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2439 I guess today you were the statue. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2440 Cool! I always thought "Birds of a feather stick together" was just an aphorism. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2441 I've been training them all summer to do that. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2442 They're just feeling a might peckish. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2443 I wish you would speak up I cant hear you! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2444 And that's another reason not to wear flax. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2445 Could it be the Dove soap? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2446 Stool pigeon! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2447 I guess you really are feeling crummy. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2448 So you assumed 'Three Piece Suet" was a typo? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2449 Tippi, is that you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2450 They love that new suit smell. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2451 Magic show auditions? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2452 Tippi Hedren I presume?? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2453 How much peace can you endure? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2454 Pardon me, what App is that? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2455 Sure. All you want is anonymity. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2456 THE BOOK SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY THROW THE SEEDS. ON A POSITIVE NOTE, THE STATUE CLEANING CREW SAYS THANKS. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2457 Looks like a step up from henpecked. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2458 Do you mind? That's three times I've started over with the same paragraph. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2459 Pooped? Me too. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2460 You really are a chick magnet. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2461 That's it, you've just got to find another bench. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2462 Hey, Tippi! How's it going? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2463 Holy shit! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2464 I told you that old hat looked like a nest. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2465 This park is full of seedy characters. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2466 What do you expect when you cover yourself with breadcrumbs? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2467 Terms of Adornment 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2468 Can you spot me tuppence? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2469 I am pleased to make your acquaintance Herr Bagelmann. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2470 Actually, it's my second attempt at understanding "Animal Farm". Haven't read it since 6th grade. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2471 Apparently you weren't kidding when you said you'd gone to seed since retirement. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2472 I get it. It's a gag. I've always thought 'The Birds' was a gag, too. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2473 Those flax seed linen suits are really all the rage this year aren't they? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2474 Your empty nester days will be here before you know it 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2475 You make St. Francis look like a piker. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2476 How do you come up with your ideas for movies, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2477 Statuesque? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2478 Tired and feathered 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2479 And that's when life became stranger than fiction. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2480 Well, I guess this bench is for the birds! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2481 Ready for lunch? You're looking a little peckish." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2482 No, I mean what do you do for a living? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2483 I've heard of a idea being for the birds, but never a person. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2484 Bad throw. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2485 I hope you're making a movie. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2486 Don't whistle a second verse. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2487 A Hitchcock fan, are you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2488 Maybe you should tweet less. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2489 How cheep can you get? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2490 Steve? Steve Suet? is that you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2491 Spilled your Mac Shake again, eh? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2492 You're lucky the squirrels haven't found you yet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2493 You've really gone to seed lately. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2494 President Trump, I warned you about the excessive tweets. You have followers! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2495 Could it be your chia seed diet? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2496 You should have never supported that Confederate statue. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2497 I'm no expert, but I'm guessing there's an easier way to Tweet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2498 You know, when you decide to wear hemp, you should make sure all of the seeds are out of it first. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2499 It all started when I was in Alcatraz. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2500 I told you it was time for you to clean out your closet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2501 Maybe you should read a different book. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2502 So what am I, chopped liver? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2503 It's gonna be pretty hard to remove you from this flight. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2504 Got any crackers? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2505 I'm guessing you used that new sesame seed sunscreen. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2506 No offense, but that suit is rather seedy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2507 They're so shallow---they only visit when you bring food. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2508 Peace be with you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2509 Hey Mike... on second thought, I would like to share half of your sand..wich uh.. never mind. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2510 That's not what I meant when I suggested you Tweet more often. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2511 We can't keep meeting like this 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2512 Your wife said she left you because of a chick. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2513 You really need a smartphone. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2514 I knew you looked seedy. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2515 Tippi? Tippi Hedren? Is it really you? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2516 I did recommend the plain bagel. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2517 Okay, it works, but did you focus-group the idea? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2518 It's a Northern Pileated People Plover. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2519 I'm reading "Jonathan Livingstone Seagull", what're you reading? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2520 How do you get the bird seed to stick? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2521 What were you reading? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2522 Vulgar man who spits his seeds everywhere, I would like you to meet karma. Karma; seed-man. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2523 Then why did you wear your three-piece suet? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2524 Do you work in a peanut factory? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2525 What do you want for lunch? I'm feeling a bit peckish. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2526 Hey Hitch, what was that about an idea for a new movie? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2527 Well they do say that "some days your the pigeon and other days you're the statue..." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2528 Your cologne is for the birds! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2529 I'm learning how to do that too 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2530 I said "A bird in the hand", Brian. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2531 Just be glad the geese haven't found you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2532 That's why I always bring a book. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2533 I never got the hang of 'Tweeting' either ... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2534 Told you so. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2535 Is that the new Prozac? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2536 " I must say, Enough is Enough. Way to many TWEETS... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2537 Another drawback of the worm suit. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2538 Did you see that Hitchcock movie? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2539 It's called To Kill A Mockingbird, I'll you read it when I'am done. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2540 Tell me again...which one's Percival? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2541 Blah, blah, blah, seed funding, blah, blah. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2542 I don't get as many retweets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2543 Told you not to bring in the feed near the chapel, these wedding doves are starved for days before the "I do". Says they keep more alert, fly faster, and will completely clean the rice from the ground. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2544 You aren't an acorn, sunflower seed or peanut are you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2545 You must have never heard Tom Lehrer's song. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2546 Is this normal in Oregon? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2547 The same thing happened when I left my chia seed pet on the windowsill. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2548 The book says explorers first called it La Isla de los Alcatraces,” from the archaic Spanish alcatraz, a word which was borrowed originally from Arabic: al-qa?ras, meaning sea eagle. When did you say you got out? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2549 I never get any attention. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2550 If you put the book down, you'll get just as many retweets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2551 Could be time to cut down on the gluten. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2552 Didn't you see the don't feed the birds sign? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2553 But Jeff, you said I should be more lovey dovey. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2554 It says here to hold still. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2555 Look, you chose the robin egg suit. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2556 Quite the chickadee-magnet , aren't we? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2557 I told you this was a bad place to try the mannequin challenge. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2558 Being less attractive has finally paid off for me, pretty boy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2559 Today is for the birds. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2560 They sure ain't love birds! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2561 'Theres two more coming can you make space?' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2562 Too many tuppence? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2563 I told you to cut gluten out of your diet for a reason. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2564 Were you ever in Alcatraz? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2565 That's why we don't discuss Mike Tyson around here 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2566 I'm sure the allegory of the cave has something to say about this. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2567 Perhaps you shouldn't coo when holding cashews. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2568 You should stop whispering. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2569 No I didn't. But I rather enjoyed Vertigo. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2570 It says here it's your animal magnetism. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2571 Just hope they aren’t carrier pigeons 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2572 I warned you, Pepys just attracts them. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2573 Same thing happens every week. Thursdays. 9:30 AM. Always *that* side of the bench. Don't take it personally. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2574 When you were telling me that your life has gone to the birds, I didn't think you really meant it. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2575 That's why I don't read Robert Crumb outdoors anymore. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2576 Twitter has ruined my life. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2577 You can’t call it birdwatching if you cover yourself in peanut butter, Phil. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2578 Figured that. My favorite was "The 39 Steps". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2579 They say they're the Vienna Birds' Choir? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2580 Your ability might come in handy after the apocalypse. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2581 You say it's called "Early Bird Worm" seed? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2582 Oh, I see the swallows have returned from Capistrano. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2583 Texting is cleaner than carrier pigeon! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2584 So what do you do at the magician's school? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2585 Well, what are you wearing? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2586 You must be in the birds'-eye view. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2587 Jeepers..And I though the last guy with the box of chocolates was a bit off 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2588 You should get your hormones checked. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2589 Hitchock's my name. Film's my game. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2590 Maybe you should delete that tweet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2591 It might be time to scale back on the bird-watching. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2592 Feeling peckish? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2593 Pipe down over there. You're tweeting almost as much as the president. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2594 Did I hear you say that you are "Audubon Person of the Year"? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2595 I see Lyft is trying a new business model. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2596 How's that Hitchcock biography? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2597 Really? I was not aware that carrier pigeon was a Twitter feed option. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2598 Guess you shouldn't have sent that last tweet. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2599 You can't use Twitter in this park. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2600 I always wanted to know the Muffin Man 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2601 Because of the rise of people being stingier with their food handouts, the local pigeon population have developed a taste for human flesh 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2602 I told you spreading peanut butter would work. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2603 Will you please stop the tweeting? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2604 I've started eating lunch inside... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2605 People say he's a crumb, but WE love him. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2606 Did you just send me a tweet ? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2607 New suet suit? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2608 I always knew you were nuts. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2609 :Well, at least it's kind of like having a statue erected in your honor." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2610 Say, that reminds me. Are you a Hitchcock fan? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2611 Yeah, they probably smell my cat on me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2612 The Gingerbread Man goes to the park 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2613 Well, I guess peanut butter for body lotion wasn't such a great idea after all! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2614 Seems like your strategy for using your smartphone a little less is really working for you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2615 Any ideas on what your new film is going to be about, Mr Hitchcock? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2616 Hey man, any chance you can spare some bread? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2617 Wow, birds of a feather really do flock together. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2618 The squirrels did the same thing to me last week - its a kind of animal flash mob. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2619 You knew they flocked together the moment you identified what kinds of birds they are. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2620 I warned you not to wear that bird seed suit. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2621 Maybe #halfwitvoter wasn't a good choice? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2622 They will never believe it was "fowl" play . 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2623 You've really perfected that worm impersonation 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2624 Birds of a feather flock to leather. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2625 Shouldn't you be sitting on a stool? 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2626 Birds as a bush are worth more than two on your head. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2627 Why yes, tuppence a bag is quite a bargain. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2628 I don't think you're using the law of attraction right... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2629 You shouldn't have eaten eggs for breakfast. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2630 So your're pretty happy with your suet suit? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2631 I took you for a seedy sort! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2632 Come on, Bill. Did you eat bird food today? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2633 That's why I stopped buying clothes made of hemp. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2634 That's not the best way to feather your nest. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2635 How are today, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2636 You're a saint, Francis. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2637 Oh, so you're the one who broke the pigeon lady's heart. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2638 You won't have to splurge on a down jacket anymore. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2639 Twitter 1.0 used carrier pigeons. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2640 I just knew you were a seedy character. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2641 Mr. Peanut, I really think that you had better go inside. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2642 I definitely do not want to have, what you have. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2643 You must know a lot of secrets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2644 You should think of leasing more space 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2645 Let me save you guys the trouble. He tastes like chicken. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2646 My mama always said that someday I'd meet a guy whose life was like a bag of birdseed. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2647 To defeat the birds, you must become the birds 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2648 Gone to seed? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2649 So you are wearing your cote of coves, Jack? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2650 Don't encourage them. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2651 It says they will leave at the end of the summer Mr. Capistrano. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2652 I said, 'You look dovely'. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2653 Apparently you missed the sign about feeding the birds...... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2654 Bob, I don't think the birds are pleased you ate the canary. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2655 This park has gotten a really seedy element, lately. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2656 "Hitchcock would have loved you". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2657 What did you expect, being the seedy character that you are? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2658 Who ruffled your feathers? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2659 I got off Twitter because it's such a time suck. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2660 Yet another downside of monument removal. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2661 That's the problem with those vegan granola bars. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2662 How long have you been known as The Bird Whisperer? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2663 I always said those Tweets would be the ruin of you. Sad. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2664 Analog Tweetstorm 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2665 First the Pigeons, now the Doves... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2666 Tippi Hedren? 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2667 The gangs in the park aren't as scary as they used to be. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2668 I agree that you still are very attractive. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2669 Although rarely photographed, and almost always covered in Doves, the ghost of Prince is seen here enjoying a warm summer morning in Central Park. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2670 If you don't mind me saying, I think a trick to that "human statue" thingy might be to actually move every once in a while. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2671 George, I told you to finish that popcorn in the theater! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2672 Perhaps you should lay off peanuts for a while! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2673 Nice costume, Jake, but will it fly? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2674 Sorry, did you say "whisperer" or "whistler"? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2675 Migratory and Twitter patterns have changed. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2676 You must be the baker. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2677 What? I saw it on the cover of Vogue 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2678 You're sitting in their spot... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2679 That's not bad. Now let's try it with squirrels. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2680 You have the most birdies of any golfer I know. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2681 Seedsucker? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2682 That was an unusually long nap. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2683 Nice story Mr Hitchcock! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2684 I loved you in Home Alone 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2685 I find that if you have a buzz cut they are less interested. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2686 I told you that leisure suit made you look seedy! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2687 Please don't be fed to the pigeons. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2688 Have you tried cutting out gluten? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2689 I'm feeling somewhat crummy myself. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2690 And that's precisely why I no longer wear hemp fiber clothing. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2691 My wife had the same problem. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2692 It's amazing what a suet aftershave can do! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2693 I take it the bird-calling worked? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2694 I prefer American Eagle. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2695 You’re definitely going to have to burn that outfit. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2696 You know where I can get a hanging version of you for my patio? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2697 That must have cost a lot of dough. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2698 A Bird's-guy view 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2699 Stupid me, reading Hitchcock out loud 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2700 "So your first movie roles was in Hitchcock's "The Birds". 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2701 Ever considered wearing a simple wool jacket instead of a seasoned breadcrumb coating? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2702 It's possible that your most recent tweet had unintended consequences, Mr. President. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2703 spicey is that you???! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2704 Luckily I'm allergic to peanuts. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2705 Maybe you should just stick to a box of chocolates. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2706 You always struck me as a seedy character. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2707 I'm rather hesitant to flip to the next chapter about Psycho. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2708 We'd better switch to decaf. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2709 by any chance do you have the time? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2710 Oh, so you think the popular vote matters? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2711 No thanks. I have a budgie. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2712 Did you say a suet suit or a sweat suit? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2713 So you're the one he's attacking on Twitter today? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2714 You are covered with birds. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2715 "Don't say Hitchcock didn't warn you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2716 What do you mean you feel like you've gone to seed? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2717 I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2718 No wonder your nickname is Gregory Peck! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2719 I told you not to let yourself go to seed, Gerald. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2720 That's why I don't tweet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2721 Lady bird is that you? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2722 That reminds me. There's an Alfred Hitchcock film festival tonight 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2723 No, I don't think you should worry about ruffling a few feathers. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2724 So you say you're from Capistrano? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2725 You know, you can disable that messaging option. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2726 I told you to stop reading that biography of Saint Francis. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2727 The Inventor of Twitter 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2728 I never thought of you being that seedy.' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2729 You the Bird Man of Central Park? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2730 Sure you might be at the bottom of the pecking order now, but you'll work your way up. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2731 So you say you were the inspiration for the movie Birdman? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2732 Why do birds suddenly appear. . .? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2733 That's funny- you don't look like Tippi Hedren. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2734 I don't think it will help even if they are mockingbirds. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2735 Channelling St. Francis of Assisi is not as easy as you thought, eh? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2736 Impressive. But is there a really a market for a pigeon caller? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2737 It says right here on page 71 of the instruction manual: "Do not wear garments fabricated from birdseed cloth outdoors." 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2738 They probably smell your pigeons. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2739 Well, if you were not such a messy eater..... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2740 An artistic conceptualization of gentrification, or perhaps an artistic conceptualization of addiction, or perhaps over-population. What else could it mean? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2741 Honestly, reading a musty copy of 'The Art of the Deal' seems to repel them quite naturally! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2742 You must be the guy with the Comey memos and the Russian tapes. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2743 I knew it, Mom and even the birds like you best. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2744 What did I tell you? Isn't this better than playing Angry Birds on your phone? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2745 Agent Gingerbread? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2746 I don't think it's the Aqua Velva. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2747 That is absolutely the worst Tippi Hedren impression I've ever seen! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2748 Are you, by chance, from Alcatraz? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2749 These benches are for the birds. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2750 We had a deal! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2751 Grainola for breakfast again. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2752 well, this is something you don't see everyday. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2753 It says here if you hold real still, they won't poop on you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2754 So what am I, chopped liver? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2755 It says here for man your weight, you will need at least 30 of them to fly. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2756 Yeah, my eco-suit is a little too friendly. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2757 Try using fewer peanuts. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2758 Let me guess, Bodega Bay 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2759 Just try not to open your mouth. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2760 I got off easy. Feathers, no tar. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2761 How long does it take to wash of all the bird poop? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2762 Roses are red and violets are blue, why are those birds landing on you? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2763 Life is like a flock of pigeons. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2764 You're trendy now, but I hear there's a new park bench opening in Brooklyn tomorrow. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2765 Peace. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2766 If you must know, I'm reading the screenplay for a new Alfred Hitchcock movie. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2767 My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2768 I stand real still for hours, pretending to be a statute of the president, but right now I'm on my break. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2769 Okay, Jim, now before we go through with this I have to ask - are you a stool pigeon? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2770 Just tell them to flock off 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2771 It may be time to cut back on your tweets. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2772 Looks like someone poured glue in the birdbath again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2773 Gross! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2774 Cut all the tweeting and read a damn book! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2775 Your chick magnet fragrance needs some tuning. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2776 I think your nutritionist oversold you on the flax seed thing, Bill. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2777 Do all CIA agents have as subtle disguises as you do? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2778 You still think pheromone cologne is a good idea? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2779 I hope your bird call is still in beta. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2780 Axe body spray? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2781 I thought you were looking a little seedy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2782 You seem to being carrying quite a bird-en. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2783 I told you you've been spending too much time at Subway. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2784 Ease up on Hitchcock. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2785 You may have gone to seed. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2786 Maybe your tailor thought you said seed instead of tweed. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2787 So you're a pigeon stool. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2788 It was 1963, Bodega Bay... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2789 I hope those peanuts were organic 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2790 That's why socialism never works. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2791 Have you considered upgrading to electronic homing pigeons? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2792 I wouldn't sit there. It's covered in bird poop. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2793 I don't really get street theater, but, yeah, I liked Birdman too 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2794 Been a birder long? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2795 That had to have cost more than tuppence. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2796 Alfred Hitchcock I presume? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2797 You must have a huge dry cleaning bill. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2798 Wish I had your knack for bird calls. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2799 I see. I had something else in mind when you were bragging about your tweets. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2800 Lady Gaga, I dont' think that the popcorn suit was such a great idea 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2801 You're a little early for Fashion Week. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2802 So what's coo? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2803 They heard you work at the E.P.A. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2804 Hitchcock phoned and said Tippi will be right over. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2805 I guess you are a chick magnet. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2806 I'm reading, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2807 What do you feed them? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2808 I'm sorry it bothers you when I turn a page. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2809 I always said you were a chick magnet. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2810 Yes your flaxseed jumpsuit is trendy, but.... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2811 I've never been mistaken for a bookworm. 1.1081 0.0646