Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Three yea's, six ney's, and Anderson is still up in the air on this one. |
1.9994 |
0.01364 |
3304 |
1016 |
1274 |
1014 |
1 |
He's been suspended indefinitely. |
1.9678 |
0.01578 |
2578 |
870 |
921 |
787 |
2 |
I think you fail to recognize the gravity of our situation, Atkins. |
1.8924 |
0.01502 |
2789 |
1043 |
1003 |
743 |
3 |
Reynolds, this is no time for levity! |
1.8153 |
0.01609 |
2307 |
941 |
851 |
515 |
4 |
The memo said to 'expect incoming male' but we had assumed it was a typo |
1.8089 |
0.01567 |
2475 |
1033 |
882 |
560 |
5 |
He doesn't seem to realize the gravity of the situation here. |
1.7863 |
0.01787 |
1755 |
719 |
692 |
344 |
6 |
This is no time for levity. |
1.7855 |
0.01523 |
2560 |
1093 |
923 |
544 |
7 |
Davis, you idiot! It's not that kind of office pool! |
1.7662 |
0.01695 |
2139 |
965 |
709 |
465 |
8 |
At this time I'd like to turn it over to Mr. Thompson from our satellite office. |
1.7582 |
0.01624 |
2258 |
1011 |
782 |
465 |
9 |
I asked Ted to drop in on this meeting. |
1.7377 |
0.01927 |
1510 |
673 |
560 |
277 |
10 |
Apparently, you don't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.6803 |
0.02281 |
1054 |
511 |
369 |
174 |
11 |
You are suspended until further notice |
1.6781 |
0.01969 |
1519 |
770 |
468 |
281 |
12 |
Not what I had in mind when I said feel free to jump in anytime .. |
1.6753 |
0.01750 |
1746 |
842 |
629 |
275 |
13 |
How high, Boss? |
1.6704 |
0.01949 |
1602 |
838 |
454 |
310 |
14 |
If he sticks the dismount, I say we have our new chairman! |
1.6616 |
0.02102 |
1303 |
670 |
404 |
229 |
15 |
You said to jump right in. |
1.6031 |
0.02611 |
912 |
536 |
202 |
174 |
16 |
And with this simple technique, we can now re-accommodate our passengers into overhead compartments. |
1.5971 |
0.03089 |
623 |
361 |
152 |
110 |
17 |
If I could just jump in here for a second.... |
1.5959 |
0.02801 |
631 |
335 |
216 |
80 |
18 |
Who knew you could order an executive from Amazon. |
1.5897 |
0.02742 |
780 |
454 |
192 |
134 |
19 |
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack be an idiot. |
1.5876 |
0.02894 |
759 |
462 |
148 |
149 |
20 |
No, no... the speakerphone button is on the left. That's the eject button. |
1.5820 |
0.02830 |
689 |
394 |
189 |
106 |
21 |
If I may jump in for a second... |
1.5755 |
0.02682 |
669 |
363 |
227 |
79 |
22 |
Yes, sir. How high, sir? |
1.5743 |
0.04122 |
296 |
164 |
94 |
38 |
23 |
The motion to limit Briggs to 3 cappuccinos is seconded. |
1.5686 |
0.02912 |
598 |
336 |
184 |
78 |
24 |
Yup, ANOTHER giant leap for man, kinda. |
1.5677 |
0.03234 |
613 |
386 |
106 |
121 |
25 |
I’m from the oversight committee. |
1.5674 |
0.02804 |
601 |
328 |
205 |
68 |
26 |
How high, Boss? |
1.5659 |
0.03104 |
599 |
359 |
141 |
99 |
27 |
There he goes. Jumping to conclusions again. |
1.5635 |
0.02910 |
591 |
333 |
183 |
75 |
28 |
"WOW !!! New bullet-speed escalator !!! |
1.5613 |
0.03264 |
579 |
361 |
111 |
107 |
29 |
Some of you may already know Bob, our vertical integration expert. |
1.5508 |
0.03181 |
512 |
299 |
144 |
69 |
30 |
Everyone should feel free to jump right in if you have anything to add. |
1.5481 |
0.02944 |
509 |
279 |
181 |
49 |
31 |
I should have told him it's not that kind of office pool. |
1.5476 |
0.03120 |
504 |
289 |
154 |
61 |
32 |
I don't think any of you understand the gravity of this situation. |
1.5474 |
0.03022 |
506 |
283 |
169 |
54 |
33 |
I heard he bombed a presentation this morning, too. |
1.5426 |
0.03300 |
481 |
286 |
129 |
66 |
34 |
And now we'll hear from one of the higher-ups. |
1.5416 |
0.03364 |
469 |
281 |
122 |
66 |
35 |
You just don't understand the gravity of this situation! |
1.5291 |
0.03156 |
429 |
240 |
151 |
38 |
36 |
Not that far outside the box, Phil. |
1.5254 |
0.03454 |
413 |
246 |
117 |
50 |
37 |
just jump in at any time is only a figure of speech |
1.5204 |
0.03763 |
319 |
185 |
102 |
32 |
38 |
If I can jump in for one second. |
1.5170 |
0.03445 |
383 |
224 |
120 |
39 |
39 |
Let the minutes show that we have two climate deniers and one gravity denier. |
1.5160 |
0.03670 |
376 |
230 |
98 |
48 |
40 |
Wait until he finds out his chair is missing. |
1.5147 |
0.03829 |
375 |
238 |
81 |
56 |
41 |
Did anyone explain "office pool" to him? |
1.5147 |
0.03716 |
375 |
232 |
93 |
50 |
42 |
Betcha he tries lengthwise next. |
1.5135 |
0.04214 |
370 |
255 |
40 |
75 |
43 |
I thought white men couldn't jump. |
1.5109 |
0.03805 |
366 |
230 |
85 |
51 |
44 |
His last resignation got 2.9 million views. |
1.5059 |
0.03963 |
340 |
216 |
76 |
48 |
45 |
Baxter, apparently you're failing to comprehend the gravity of the situation. |
1.5000 |
0.03639 |
328 |
194 |
104 |
30 |
46 |
That's it....no more black bean burritos in the cafeteria. |
1.5000 |
0.04032 |
330 |
212 |
71 |
47 |
47 |
When I said jump in if you have a better idea... |
1.4966 |
0.05604 |
149 |
91 |
42 |
16 |
48 |
Peterson will now give the report from our satellite office. |
1.4937 |
0.04022 |
316 |
201 |
74 |
41 |
49 |
One giant leap for a middle manager |
1.4902 |
0.03988 |
306 |
192 |
78 |
36 |
50 |
Paul, where do you land on this? |
1.4898 |
0.03907 |
294 |
179 |
86 |
29 |
51 |
Trump just resigned! |
1.4892 |
0.04826 |
231 |
151 |
47 |
33 |
52 |
I'd like to float this idea by you |
1.4884 |
0.03677 |
303 |
179 |
100 |
24 |
53 |
Paul will now demonstrate our new economy class boarding process. |
1.4847 |
0.04264 |
295 |
194 |
59 |
42 |
54 |
I don't believe you recognize the gravity of our situation |
1.4845 |
0.03718 |
291 |
172 |
97 |
22 |
55 |
Let the record show four yeas, five nays, and one cannonball. |
1.4828 |
0.04064 |
290 |
183 |
74 |
33 |
56 |
Finally got his raise |
1.4695 |
0.04211 |
262 |
167 |
67 |
28 |
57 |
Guess he didn't get the placebo. |
1.4695 |
0.04314 |
262 |
170 |
61 |
31 |
58 |
You said you wanted it in Power Point or Acrobat, right? |
1.4688 |
0.04100 |
256 |
159 |
74 |
23 |
59 |
If he sticks the landing, I say we go with Tom's proposal. |
1.4669 |
0.04341 |
257 |
167 |
60 |
30 |
60 |
If I can just jump in here for a sec-- |
1.4669 |
0.04198 |
257 |
163 |
68 |
26 |
61 |
One giant leap for a hostile takeover. |
1.4664 |
0.04209 |
253 |
160 |
68 |
25 |
62 |
A woman would have just leaned in. |
1.4640 |
0.04283 |
250 |
160 |
64 |
26 |
63 |
He just closed the Cirque Du Soleil account |
1.4634 |
0.04371 |
246 |
159 |
60 |
27 |
64 |
He's our new head of disruptive technology. |
1.4615 |
0.04282 |
247 |
158 |
64 |
25 |
65 |
'Lets dive right in' is just an expression, Bob. |
1.4615 |
0.04165 |
247 |
155 |
70 |
22 |
66 |
I see that Jason got the Ritalin account |
1.4609 |
0.04599 |
243 |
163 |
48 |
32 |
67 |
At least I'm not naked in this dream. |
1.4609 |
0.04253 |
243 |
154 |
66 |
23 |
68 |
You must learn how to handle ejection. |
1.4526 |
0.04308 |
232 |
148 |
63 |
21 |
69 |
I miss the old days when we just showed sales trends with a chart. |
1.4526 |
0.04436 |
232 |
151 |
57 |
24 |
70 |
My United flight was over booked. |
1.4526 |
0.04682 |
232 |
157 |
45 |
30 |
71 |
Use your words, Carlson. |
1.4518 |
0.04536 |
228 |
150 |
53 |
25 |
72 |
Just jump in when you're ready! |
1.4513 |
0.04434 |
226 |
146 |
58 |
22 |
73 |
It appears there are no strings attached, but that's all part of the illusion. |
1.4444 |
0.04337 |
216 |
137 |
62 |
17 |
74 |
The CEO's son in law has arrived.....let's start. |
1.4444 |
0.04671 |
216 |
144 |
48 |
24 |
75 |
Looks like he didn't get that golden parachute after all. |
1.4444 |
0.04483 |
216 |
140 |
56 |
20 |
76 |
See Miss Jones, no glass ceiling. |
1.4416 |
0.05053 |
197 |
135 |
37 |
25 |
77 |
I guess he isn't aware of the gravity of the situation. |
1.4408 |
0.04196 |
211 |
131 |
67 |
13 |
78 |
And now Jim will represent our quarterly profits through performance art. |
1.4408 |
0.04703 |
211 |
141 |
47 |
23 |
79 |
Fred's jumping to conclusions again. |
1.4402 |
0.04330 |
209 |
132 |
62 |
15 |
80 |
Fighter Ejection Seats, Inc., welcomes a new Board member. |
1.4378 |
0.04770 |
201 |
134 |
46 |
21 |
81 |
Is now a bad time to discuss a golden parachute? |
1.4375 |
0.04602 |
208 |
137 |
51 |
20 |
82 |
Actually, Higgins, "Let's dive into the financials" was just a figure of speech. |
1.4363 |
0.04400 |
204 |
130 |
59 |
15 |
83 |
I hate it when you drop in on us like this. |
1.4354 |
0.05551 |
147 |
98 |
34 |
15 |
84 |
I have an idea to bounce around. |
1.4344 |
0.05934 |
122 |
80 |
31 |
11 |
85 |
Yes Dave, we understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.4271 |
0.04582 |
192 |
125 |
52 |
15 |
86 |
Then we say, "Ask your doctor if Levitate is right for you." |
1.4271 |
0.04926 |
192 |
131 |
40 |
21 |
87 |
I asked Jones to come in and brief us on our energy drink initiative |
1.4271 |
0.04641 |
192 |
126 |
50 |
16 |
88 |
We weren't expecting you to just drop in. |
1.4233 |
0.04443 |
189 |
121 |
56 |
12 |
89 |
I believe all the golden parachutes are gone. |
1.4233 |
0.04749 |
189 |
126 |
46 |
17 |
90 |
The mental gymnastics come next. |
1.4216 |
0.04881 |
185 |
125 |
42 |
18 |
91 |
Sorry, my Fitbit says I need to do just 20 more. |
1.4216 |
0.05000 |
185 |
127 |
38 |
20 |
92 |
That new coffee machine is great |
1.4216 |
0.05059 |
185 |
128 |
36 |
21 |
93 |
Perhaps the Adderall vending machine wasn't such a good idea. |
1.4208 |
0.05040 |
183 |
126 |
37 |
20 |
94 |
When our sales went through the roof, we should have repaired it . |
1.4208 |
0.04980 |
183 |
125 |
39 |
19 |
95 |
Walter's leap of faith in the project is impressive. |
1.4199 |
0.04365 |
181 |
114 |
58 |
9 |
96 |
It would be nice if for once his presentation was as spectacular as his entrance. |
1.4176 |
0.04874 |
182 |
123 |
42 |
17 |
97 |
And this intern will demonstrate our third quarter sales |
1.4167 |
0.05037 |
180 |
124 |
37 |
19 |
98 |
Okay, so SOME white guys can jump. |
1.4157 |
0.05015 |
178 |
122 |
38 |
18 |
99 |
I knew we were getting fired. I didn't realize out of what. |
1.4157 |
0.05078 |
178 |
123 |
36 |
19 |
100 |
Nice of you to drop in, Smith. |
1.4157 |
0.04887 |
178 |
120 |
42 |
16 |
101 |
Jennings! You do not understand the gravity of the situation! |
1.4157 |
0.04111 |
178 |
109 |
64 |
5 |
102 |
For those of you who have forgotten that I'm upper management. |
1.4083 |
0.04924 |
169 |
114 |
41 |
14 |
103 |
Who replaced the moose’s head? |
1.4083 |
0.05269 |
169 |
119 |
31 |
19 |
104 |
Dave's presentations always make the biggest splash. |
1.4072 |
0.04664 |
167 |
109 |
48 |
10 |
105 |
Incoming – Marketing |
1.4024 |
0.05023 |
164 |
112 |
38 |
14 |
106 |
Here he goes again droning on and on. |
1.4024 |
0.05382 |
164 |
117 |
28 |
19 |
107 |
I'm sorry, I had to fart! |
1.4024 |
0.05451 |
164 |
118 |
26 |
20 |
108 |
I'd like to jump in here, if I might |
1.4024 |
0.04948 |
164 |
111 |
40 |
13 |
109 |
Whether he makes a big splash is yet to be determined. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
110 |
Oh no, wrong room. |
1.4012 |
0.05065 |
162 |
111 |
37 |
14 |
111 |
I told you he was a loose cannon. |
1.4000 |
0.05185 |
160 |
111 |
34 |
15 |
112 |
If he sticks the landing he gets a seat on the board. |
1.3987 |
0.05603 |
158 |
115 |
23 |
20 |
113 |
Quit jumping to conclusions, Ted! |
1.3987 |
0.04661 |
158 |
103 |
47 |
8 |
114 |
If no one has any new business, I'd like to dive right in. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
115 |
Mind if I just jump in? |
1.3974 |
0.05356 |
156 |
110 |
30 |
16 |
116 |
Wrong board. |
1.3935 |
0.05218 |
155 |
108 |
33 |
14 |
117 |
Jorgenson needs a 9.1 to clinch a seat at the table. |
1.3922 |
0.05099 |
153 |
105 |
36 |
12 |
118 |
Look out... He's going to table a motion. |
1.3922 |
0.05014 |
153 |
104 |
38 |
11 |
119 |
Sales are down. Feingold is up. |
1.3922 |
0.05183 |
153 |
106 |
34 |
13 |
120 |
Let me bounce an idea off you. |
1.3907 |
0.05230 |
151 |
105 |
33 |
13 |
121 |
While we go low, he goes high |
1.3907 |
0.05058 |
151 |
103 |
37 |
11 |
122 |
Let me jump in here. |
1.3907 |
0.05313 |
151 |
106 |
31 |
14 |
123 |
I see that you've finally lightened up. |
1.3907 |
0.05230 |
151 |
105 |
33 |
13 |
124 |
'Phil always has to make a splash during his presentations' |
1.3907 |
0.04880 |
151 |
101 |
41 |
9 |
125 |
This is not how you get into the Office Pool. |
1.3907 |
0.04970 |
151 |
102 |
39 |
10 |
126 |
I told you that bean salad was trouble |
1.3904 |
0.05781 |
146 |
107 |
21 |
18 |
127 |
Ed solved the chair shortage by Velcroing himself to the wall. |
1.3893 |
0.05447 |
149 |
106 |
28 |
15 |
128 |
According to Newton he is coming down; according to Einstein, we are moving together; according to Heisenberg, we are uncertain. According to Schroedinger he is not there... |
1.3893 |
0.05103 |
149 |
102 |
36 |
11 |
129 |
Mind if I jump in? |
1.3836 |
0.05258 |
146 |
102 |
32 |
12 |
130 |
His back-flip was weak but he did interview well. |
1.3836 |
0.05434 |
146 |
104 |
28 |
14 |
131 |
Nice approach, good tuck, let's see if he sticks the landing. |
1.3836 |
0.05258 |
146 |
102 |
32 |
12 |
132 |
The promotion is his if he sticks the landing |
1.3819 |
0.05487 |
144 |
103 |
27 |
14 |
133 |
You did you say you wanted me to dive right in... |
1.3819 |
0.05025 |
144 |
98 |
37 |
9 |
134 |
Our decision is final. You've been ejected from the board. |
1.3819 |
0.05121 |
144 |
99 |
35 |
10 |
135 |
Nice tuck, but can he stick the landing? |
1.3819 |
0.05307 |
144 |
101 |
31 |
12 |
136 |
It's a surprise audit! |
1.3803 |
0.05167 |
142 |
98 |
34 |
10 |
137 |
Gregory, you cannot be a fly on the wall. |
1.3803 |
0.05263 |
142 |
99 |
32 |
11 |
138 |
Nice of you to drop in, Jim. The meeting started at 10. |
1.3803 |
0.05070 |
142 |
97 |
36 |
9 |
139 |
Here I come to save the day. |
1.3803 |
0.05263 |
142 |
99 |
32 |
11 |
140 |
On the contrary, I do appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.3803 |
0.04765 |
142 |
94 |
42 |
6 |
141 |
If I could just jump in here. |
1.3803 |
0.05450 |
142 |
101 |
28 |
13 |
142 |
I'm here with the results of our investment in medical marijuana |
1.3786 |
0.05409 |
140 |
99 |
29 |
12 |
143 |
Mr. Rogers, you're a lightweight and will always be a lightweight." |
1.3786 |
0.05409 |
140 |
99 |
29 |
12 |
144 |
Oops, sorry, wrong meeting! |
1.3786 |
0.05596 |
140 |
101 |
25 |
14 |
145 |
The last thing we need in here is a loose canon |
1.3786 |
0.05687 |
140 |
102 |
23 |
15 |
146 |
He's high again. |
1.3786 |
0.05409 |
140 |
99 |
29 |
12 |
147 |
If Roger learned one thing at Camp Winnetonka, it was a cannonball is most effective when least expected |
1.3768 |
0.05163 |
138 |
95 |
34 |
9 |
148 |
Make a note to adjust the espresso machine settings again. |
1.3768 |
0.05364 |
138 |
97 |
30 |
11 |
149 |
And we're all supposed to pretend like he's made a big splash. |
1.3768 |
0.05265 |
138 |
96 |
32 |
10 |
150 |
I'm from the House Oversight Committee. |
1.3768 |
0.04846 |
138 |
92 |
40 |
6 |
151 |
Once again John doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.3750 |
0.04999 |
136 |
92 |
37 |
7 |
152 |
Fred, did you want to jump in here? |
1.3731 |
0.05471 |
134 |
95 |
28 |
11 |
153 |
Do I hear a second to the motion to add de-caf in the break room? |
1.3723 |
0.04860 |
137 |
92 |
39 |
6 |
154 |
Can anyone second Johnson's motion? |
1.3704 |
0.05637 |
135 |
98 |
24 |
13 |
155 |
From now on, Roger, we're ordering you decaf. |
1.3704 |
0.05335 |
135 |
95 |
30 |
10 |
156 |
We set the bar high. |
1.3704 |
0.04903 |
135 |
91 |
38 |
6 |
157 |
I would like to have the floor at this time. |
1.3704 |
0.05230 |
135 |
94 |
32 |
9 |
158 |
Can some one draw him a chair? |
1.3704 |
0.05538 |
135 |
97 |
26 |
12 |
159 |
Spare us the theatrics, and just tell us if you made quota. |
1.3704 |
0.05335 |
135 |
95 |
30 |
10 |
160 |
Ted never understood the gravity of the situation. |
1.3704 |
0.04903 |
135 |
91 |
38 |
6 |
161 |
I wish he'd use charts |
1.3684 |
0.05060 |
133 |
91 |
35 |
7 |
162 |
Conference-ballllll!!! |
1.3684 |
0.05387 |
133 |
94 |
29 |
10 |
163 |
I misspoke when I said "There are no bad ideas!" |
1.3684 |
0.05795 |
133 |
98 |
21 |
14 |
164 |
I miss Powerpoint. |
1.3684 |
0.05387 |
133 |
94 |
29 |
10 |
165 |
There he goes, droning on again. |
1.3684 |
0.05060 |
133 |
91 |
35 |
7 |
166 |
Paradigm shift! |
1.3684 |
0.05387 |
133 |
94 |
29 |
10 |
167 |
It's Take Your Inner-Child to Work Day. |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
168 |
United executives continue their efforts in developing passenger ejection seats |
1.3664 |
0.05653 |
131 |
95 |
24 |
12 |
169 |
I guess that part of his resume wasn't embellished. |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
170 |
Let's see if he lands on his feet. |
1.3664 |
0.05107 |
131 |
90 |
34 |
7 |
171 |
I always hate the first meeting after a team building weekend. |
1.3664 |
0.04990 |
131 |
89 |
36 |
6 |
172 |
Can we please stop inviting literalists to the think tank? |
1.3663 |
0.06406 |
101 |
73 |
19 |
9 |
173 |
There is some concern about where he'll come down on the issue. |
1.3643 |
0.05496 |
129 |
92 |
27 |
10 |
174 |
Gravity is fake news. |
1.3643 |
0.05920 |
129 |
96 |
19 |
14 |
175 |
Looks like United over booked again. |
1.3643 |
0.05817 |
129 |
95 |
21 |
13 |
176 |
Does he really think we can't tell when he's flying by the seat of his pants? |
1.3643 |
0.05496 |
129 |
92 |
27 |
10 |
177 |
You can't just jump right in after missing half the meeting. |
1.3643 |
0.05036 |
129 |
88 |
35 |
6 |
178 |
When I said take a flying leap, I meant vamoose. |
1.3643 |
0.05496 |
129 |
92 |
27 |
10 |
179 |
Drew, quick - draw that man a chair! |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
180 |
Let's take a deeper dive into the analytics. |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
181 |
I miss the days when he'd just bounce ideas off us. |
1.3622 |
0.05083 |
127 |
87 |
34 |
6 |
182 |
Now THAT's outside the box. |
1.3622 |
0.05664 |
127 |
92 |
24 |
11 |
183 |
Jack brings something new to the table. |
1.3622 |
0.05204 |
127 |
88 |
32 |
7 |
184 |
Look who decided to drop in. |
1.3622 |
0.05204 |
127 |
88 |
32 |
7 |
185 |
Michael, drained of ideas, pitches himself. |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
186 |
I hope he drowns in paperwork. |
1.3619 |
0.06071 |
105 |
75 |
22 |
8 |
187 |
Davis realized that his vantage point, though advantageous, was not sustainable. |
1.3600 |
0.05725 |
125 |
91 |
23 |
11 |
188 |
Let me illustrate our stock price, "Geronimo!!" |
1.3600 |
0.05611 |
125 |
90 |
25 |
10 |
189 |
Let me jump in here, if I may. |
1.3600 |
0.05255 |
125 |
87 |
31 |
7 |
190 |
I do love a manager who likes to jump into a project with both feet first. |
1.3578 |
0.05759 |
109 |
77 |
25 |
7 |
191 |
I meant figuratively! |
1.3577 |
0.05307 |
123 |
86 |
30 |
7 |
192 |
I wanted to inform you all personally of my temporary suspension. |
1.3577 |
0.05180 |
123 |
85 |
32 |
6 |
193 |
This is Derek, our new floating temp. |
1.3577 |
0.05552 |
123 |
88 |
26 |
9 |
194 |
Alan, that's not the way an office pool works! |
1.3577 |
0.05431 |
123 |
87 |
28 |
8 |
195 |
How high? |
1.3577 |
0.05431 |
123 |
87 |
28 |
8 |
196 |
Sorry I am late, I was in the cloud! |
1.3577 |
0.05901 |
123 |
91 |
20 |
12 |
197 |
One flew out of the cuckoo's nest. |
1.3577 |
0.05307 |
123 |
86 |
30 |
7 |
198 |
Tom clearly doesn't realize how shallow we made the high-risk pools. |
1.3554 |
0.05733 |
121 |
88 |
23 |
10 |
199 |
Jack just flew in with United Airlines. |
1.3554 |
0.06195 |
121 |
92 |
15 |
14 |
200 |
The chair recognizes the gentleman in the jumpseat. |
1.3554 |
0.05487 |
121 |
86 |
27 |
8 |
201 |
Is this high enough, boss? |
1.3554 |
0.05611 |
121 |
87 |
25 |
9 |
202 |
I like the idea of the floating invisible chair, but does it come in different colors? |
1.3554 |
0.05230 |
121 |
84 |
31 |
6 |
203 |
Watch when he finds he's at the shallow end of the table. |
1.3554 |
0.05097 |
121 |
83 |
33 |
5 |
204 |
He'll never make chair. |
1.3534 |
0.06030 |
116 |
86 |
19 |
11 |
205 |
It's Take Your Inner-Child to Work Day. |
1.3504 |
0.05472 |
117 |
83 |
27 |
7 |
206 |
Harold, I think that's enough levity for today. |
1.3504 |
0.05051 |
117 |
80 |
33 |
4 |
207 |
No! I said, "Bannon called!" |
1.3500 |
0.05755 |
120 |
88 |
22 |
10 |
208 |
I'm in. |
1.3475 |
0.05694 |
118 |
86 |
23 |
9 |
209 |
He just got back from one of those "I Believe I Can Fly" seminars. |
1.3475 |
0.05433 |
118 |
84 |
27 |
7 |
210 |
We debated mounting a moose head on the wall . . . |
1.3475 |
0.05943 |
118 |
88 |
19 |
11 |
211 |
Get outta my chair! Get outta my chair! Get outta my chair! |
1.3475 |
0.05433 |
118 |
84 |
27 |
7 |
212 |
See, white men can jump. |
1.3475 |
0.05819 |
118 |
87 |
21 |
10 |
213 |
Bob finally got his wish to be a fly on the wall at a board meeting. |
1.3475 |
0.05694 |
118 |
86 |
23 |
9 |
214 |
The boss just told me to take a flying leap. |
1.3474 |
0.05943 |
95 |
67 |
23 |
5 |
215 |
I've invited an expert in corporate bailouts... |
1.3448 |
0.05490 |
116 |
83 |
26 |
7 |
216 |
Chair....Quick! |
1.3448 |
0.05625 |
116 |
84 |
24 |
8 |
217 |
Heeeerrs, Johnny ! |
1.3421 |
0.05822 |
114 |
84 |
21 |
9 |
218 |
Without a seat at the table, Smith still manages to float his latest idea |
1.3421 |
0.05822 |
114 |
84 |
21 |
9 |
219 |
It really did take a leap of faith. |
1.3421 |
0.05261 |
114 |
80 |
29 |
5 |
220 |
Larry had the super beef and bean burrito for lunch today. |
1.3421 |
0.06209 |
114 |
87 |
15 |
12 |
221 |
I forgot my charts, but here's my impression of our stock price. |
1.3421 |
0.05687 |
114 |
83 |
23 |
8 |
222 |
I don't think this is what we meant by a leap of faith. |
1.3421 |
0.05687 |
114 |
83 |
23 |
8 |
223 |
Where's my special chair? WHERE'S MY SPECIAL CHAIR??? |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
224 |
But he didn't get a golden parachute. |
1.3396 |
0.06126 |
106 |
79 |
18 |
9 |
225 |
Careful, there's a glass ceiling. |
1.3393 |
0.05463 |
112 |
80 |
26 |
6 |
226 |
Jamison never appreciates the gravity of the situation. |
1.3393 |
0.05314 |
112 |
79 |
28 |
5 |
227 |
We think our new energy drink is very promising. |
1.3393 |
0.05160 |
112 |
78 |
30 |
4 |
228 |
I'm in love with Katie Holmes! |
1.3393 |
0.05609 |
112 |
81 |
24 |
7 |
229 |
Somebody's a morning person. |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
230 |
Is this an incoming or out going male? |
1.3364 |
0.05368 |
110 |
78 |
27 |
5 |
231 |
Jackson, I don't think you get the gravity of the situation. |
1.3364 |
0.05522 |
110 |
79 |
25 |
6 |
232 |
Ah, ah, Jenkins! I didn't say "Simon Says!" |
1.3364 |
0.06231 |
110 |
84 |
15 |
11 |
233 |
Let's go back to testing on animals. |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
234 |
It's hard to work with you hovering over us. |
1.3364 |
0.05957 |
110 |
82 |
19 |
9 |
235 |
Tell him this isn't what we meant by "the office pool." |
1.3364 |
0.05957 |
110 |
82 |
19 |
9 |
236 |
I proposed a change in attitude, not altitude. |
1.3364 |
0.05211 |
110 |
77 |
29 |
4 |
237 |
Take a memo re: patching hole in upstairs conference room floor. |
1.3364 |
0.05957 |
110 |
82 |
19 |
9 |
238 |
Told to take a flying leap. |
1.3364 |
0.05816 |
110 |
81 |
21 |
8 |
239 |
Bob, a simple 'aye' would suffice. |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
240 |
If I can just jump in here ... |
1.3364 |
0.05522 |
110 |
79 |
25 |
6 |
241 |
If you're transcribing this later, just write, "Dave enters." |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
242 |
So, let's springboard this idea ... Phillips! You know that's just corporate-speak! |
1.3364 |
0.05211 |
110 |
77 |
29 |
4 |
243 |
Decaf, Miss Smithers, next time we only serve decaf. |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
244 |
Good thing we padded the agenda! |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
245 |
Ferguson, this is no time for levity! |
1.3364 |
0.05522 |
110 |
79 |
25 |
6 |
246 |
I see Jack has an out of the box idea! |
1.3364 |
0.05368 |
110 |
78 |
27 |
5 |
247 |
Next up, Larry will discuss work-life balance. |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
248 |
"You guys see where he is? That's where we all need to be. |
1.3364 |
0.05816 |
110 |
81 |
21 |
8 |
249 |
Sorry. Must be that burrito I had for lunch. |
1.3364 |
0.05816 |
110 |
81 |
21 |
8 |
250 |
I don't think the board fully grasps the gravity of the situation. |
1.3364 |
0.05671 |
110 |
80 |
23 |
7 |
251 |
Sorry, can't present. Being raptured. |
1.3364 |
0.06096 |
110 |
83 |
17 |
10 |
252 |
Even in its infancy, the concept of a diving board room was ill-advised. |
1.3364 |
0.06231 |
110 |
84 |
15 |
11 |
253 |
How high? |
1.3364 |
0.06096 |
110 |
83 |
17 |
10 |
254 |
Why can't he just have a light bulb go on over his head? |
1.3333 |
0.05262 |
108 |
76 |
28 |
4 |
255 |
I miss the old days when they would simply say, "you're fired." |
1.3302 |
0.06390 |
106 |
82 |
13 |
11 |
256 |
We've hired a consultant to evolve our business to the cloud. |
1.3302 |
0.05643 |
106 |
77 |
23 |
6 |
257 |
I think he's coming in short. |
1.3302 |
0.05800 |
106 |
78 |
21 |
7 |
258 |
Get over yourself, Paul, we all got the same raise. |
1.3302 |
0.05800 |
106 |
78 |
21 |
7 |
259 |
And now I'll turn it over to our incoming CEO |
1.3302 |
0.05800 |
106 |
78 |
21 |
7 |
260 |
I'm guessing you're not a virgin anymore? |
1.3302 |
0.05315 |
106 |
75 |
27 |
4 |
261 |
Since Conglomerate Co. acquired Cirque du Soleil, the cultural fit was becoming evident at board meetings |
1.3269 |
0.05868 |
104 |
77 |
20 |
7 |
262 |
Just floating ideas here. |
1.3269 |
0.05010 |
104 |
72 |
30 |
2 |
263 |
Quick, find out if the New Yorker will accept fart jokes! |
1.3269 |
0.06025 |
104 |
78 |
18 |
8 |
264 |
His ideas are not always the best but you have to love the way he presents them. |
1.3269 |
0.05193 |
104 |
73 |
28 |
3 |
265 |
Mason awakens from an 18-month boardroom coma to learn Donald Trump is President. |
1.3269 |
0.06178 |
104 |
79 |
16 |
9 |
266 |
Would somebody explain to Finster what an "office pool" is? |
1.3269 |
0.05868 |
104 |
77 |
20 |
7 |
267 |
And Jenkins will demonstrate how quickly our share price is sinking |
1.3269 |
0.05868 |
104 |
77 |
20 |
7 |
268 |
Simply put Ted, you're a loose cannonball. |
1.3269 |
0.05370 |
104 |
74 |
26 |
4 |
269 |
Ok, no one jump to conclusions here. |
1.3269 |
0.05707 |
104 |
76 |
22 |
6 |
270 |
Great. Another helicopter boss. |
1.3269 |
0.06025 |
104 |
78 |
18 |
8 |
271 |
Flying by the seat of your pants again Bob? |
1.3269 |
0.05370 |
104 |
74 |
26 |
4 |
272 |
'Can't you just walk through the door like everyone else?" |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
273 |
And now, a visual demonstration of how big a dive the stock market took this morning. |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
274 |
Let me jump right in here. |
1.3235 |
0.05601 |
102 |
74 |
23 |
5 |
275 |
Next time, just sneak in late. |
1.3235 |
0.05601 |
102 |
74 |
23 |
5 |
276 |
I asked Johnson from accounting to drop in. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
277 |
Parker, you're new here but just so you know, "jump right in" is a polite way of saying "shut the hell up." |
1.3235 |
0.06410 |
102 |
79 |
13 |
10 |
278 |
Just pretend I'm not here. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
279 |
A simple 'I beg to differ, Irwin' would have sufficed. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
280 |
His manager told him in his last annual review that he needed to make more of a splash in meetings. |
1.3235 |
0.05425 |
102 |
73 |
25 |
4 |
281 |
You have the chairs, but I have the floor. |
1.3235 |
0.06256 |
102 |
78 |
15 |
9 |
282 |
Oh, I neglected to mention, our CEO likes to drop in unannounced. |
1.3235 |
0.06099 |
102 |
77 |
17 |
8 |
283 |
We need someone to oversee this project. |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
284 |
It's an improvement over his last entrance, at least he's wearing clothing. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
285 |
I told you hiring an MBA from a clown college was a bad idea. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
286 |
This seems like a good time for me to jump in. |
1.3200 |
0.05483 |
100 |
72 |
24 |
4 |
287 |
When I said, I wish I were a fly on the wall, I only meant it as a metaphor. |
1.3200 |
0.05664 |
100 |
73 |
22 |
5 |
288 |
His golden parachute didn't deploy. |
1.3200 |
0.05664 |
100 |
73 |
22 |
5 |
289 |
Now THAT, Jeff, is how you make an entrance. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
290 |
Eight cups today--why do you ask? |
1.3200 |
0.05483 |
100 |
72 |
24 |
4 |
291 |
OK, we've got a quorum. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
292 |
He's just an intern. This is his first office pool... |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
293 |
HR said to dive right in. |
1.3163 |
0.05349 |
98 |
70 |
25 |
3 |
294 |
Bob, you need to stop jumping to conclusions. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
295 |
As usual, always trying to make a big splash. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
296 |
Some things you just can't show on PowerPoint. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
297 |
The trouble with this company is its low ceiling. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
298 |
I suspect there is about to be a motion made on the table. |
1.3163 |
0.05148 |
98 |
69 |
27 |
2 |
299 |
Finkleman will now present his views on cloud computing. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
300 |
Whoa! Back to decaf for me! |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
301 |
I told him about Bean-O, but Noooo!!! |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
302 |
Are you guys sure that was decaf? |
1.3163 |
0.05148 |
98 |
69 |
27 |
2 |
303 |
One word: decaf. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
304 |
Big deal . . . any first year associate can do a cannonball. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
305 |
Who said " Feel free to jump in " to Anderson ? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
306 |
No, Artman, that's not what I meant by "Jump right into the discussion." |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
307 |
Nobody asked you to jump into the middle of this discussion! |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
308 |
When does the golden parachute deploy? |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
309 |
Energy drink sales are up. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
310 |
The suspense is killing me |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
311 |
Would anyone else like to jump in? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
312 |
New Espresso maker. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
313 |
Is this just another one of Leo's off the wall ideas that won't fly? |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
314 |
OK. I've consulted our data in the cloud, and . . . |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
315 |
Is that a yes or a no? |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
316 |
I'm not coming down until you give me a seat at the table. |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
317 |
He must be one of those disruptors we keep hearing so much about. |
1.3043 |
0.05934 |
92 |
69 |
18 |
5 |
318 |
One vote for cloud computing. Any others? |
1.3043 |
0.05934 |
92 |
69 |
18 |
5 |
319 |
Now that Debbie's the boss, there's a hole in the glass ceiling. |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
320 |
He always seems to bounce back. |
1.3043 |
0.05517 |
92 |
67 |
22 |
3 |
321 |
His presentations always make a big splash. |
1.3043 |
0.05729 |
92 |
68 |
20 |
4 |
322 |
Jenkins! Levitating never got anyone a real raise. |
1.3043 |
0.06324 |
92 |
71 |
14 |
7 |
323 |
I don't believe "Geronimo" is politically correct. |
1.3043 |
0.05517 |
92 |
67 |
22 |
3 |
324 |
We have a motion to table. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
325 |
We didn't literally mean "do backflips" for the account, but I like the initiative. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
326 |
Well, his LinkedIn profile did mention something about once working for Cirque du Soleil. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
327 |
Ryan emphasizes once more that he is operating in an above board manner. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
328 |
I'm convinced. I say we invest in this Super Glue stuff. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
329 |
He's been spending a lot of time in the secretarial pool. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
330 |
Must you always jump to conclusions,Victor? |
1.3000 |
0.05347 |
90 |
65 |
23 |
2 |
331 |
This is what I get for encouraging my new employees to 'Jump In' during meetings. |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
332 |
No no no ... I don't need a chair. I'll just hang out, here. |
1.3000 |
0.06007 |
90 |
68 |
17 |
5 |
333 |
No, I said let's dive into the numbers. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
334 |
Parkourporate! |
1.3000 |
0.06409 |
90 |
70 |
13 |
7 |
335 |
They don't have a problem telling you how high to jump but they never leave instructions for the landing. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
336 |
Does anyone mind if I jump in next? |
1.3000 |
0.06007 |
90 |
68 |
17 |
5 |
337 |
At Monday morning meetings, Roger became somewhat of a loose cannon. |
1.3000 |
0.06007 |
90 |
68 |
17 |
5 |
338 |
It was better in theory. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
339 |
Whatever he is presenting will likely be anticlimactic. |
1.3000 |
0.06409 |
90 |
70 |
13 |
7 |
340 |
I'd like to welcome Tommy from the Department of Risk Management. |
1.3000 |
0.06409 |
90 |
70 |
13 |
7 |
341 |
Who invited Jehoshaphat? |
1.3000 |
0.06601 |
90 |
71 |
11 |
8 |
342 |
Carry on. I'll just be a fly on the wall. |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
343 |
Nigel could always be relied upon to take the strategic overview. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
344 |
It's progress, this time he's wearing clothes. |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
345 |
Millenials don't care about having a seat at the table. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
346 |
Everyone else simply asked, "how high?" |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
347 |
Wouldn't a pie chart showing our negative cash flow be sufficient? |
1.2976 |
0.06511 |
84 |
65 |
13 |
6 |
348 |
It is said that you only get one chance to make a good first impression! |
1.2976 |
0.05813 |
84 |
62 |
19 |
3 |
349 |
United just recalled his seat. |
1.2976 |
0.06511 |
84 |
65 |
13 |
6 |
350 |
Don't mind him. He's always looking to make a big splash. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
351 |
Ok boys...this maybe a little over your heads |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
352 |
I hope you all remember how nice I was on the way up! |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
353 |
Perhaps engineering should re-think our stand-assist recliner. |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
354 |
No chair, no meeting. We get it, Larsen. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
355 |
Where's the glass ceiling when you need it? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
356 |
Helluva fart! |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
357 |
You gotta like how he just jumps right in. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
358 |
Can't you think inside the box, just once? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
359 |
Stan... that's not how you enter the office pool. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
360 |
Nice of you to drop in Dunwoody. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
361 |
Well...We did ask other deparment heads to drop by. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
362 |
Sorry I'm late. Don't let me disturb you. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
363 |
Intern coming! |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
364 |
For the last time Don, that's not how you access the cloud! |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
365 |
Glad you could drop in, Bill. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
366 |
Mind if I jump in here? |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
367 |
Smedley doesn't know that the Board took away his golden parachute. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
368 |
Guess who is not pregnant! |
1.2955 |
0.06887 |
88 |
71 |
8 |
9 |
369 |
Leaning in is so yesterday. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
370 |
This new velcro holds over 200 pounds and it's going to save the company. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
371 |
At the worst possible moment, Steve's alter ego shows up. |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
372 |
Greg wanted to make a big splash with the new board members. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
373 |
He still doen't understand the concept of metaphor. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
374 |
What colour is his parachute? |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
375 |
He had beans for dinner |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
376 |
I saw Tom Cruise do it on Oprah! |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
377 |
I think this guy's really going to make a splash. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
378 |
Lester loves to dive right into a meeting. |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
379 |
Accounting to the rescue! |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
380 |
At least he's not diving head first this time. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
381 |
Sorry, but jumping to conclusions is the only exercise I get |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
382 |
Oops sorry, I thought this meeting was a drop-in. |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
383 |
He's always jumping to conclusions. |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
384 |
Now that I'm vested, when does my golden parachute deploy? |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
385 |
Clark Kent, would you please sit down. |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
386 |
So "LAUNCHROOM" wasn't a misspelling after all. |
1.2895 |
0.06160 |
76 |
57 |
16 |
3 |
387 |
I love your enthusiasm, Jenkins, but "springboard session" was meant more figuratively. |
1.2895 |
0.06706 |
76 |
59 |
12 |
5 |
388 |
Sure, jump right in! |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
389 |
Yes, Jack's thinking out of the box. Who's next? |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
390 |
One thing you can say,"He always bounces back." |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
391 |
Think we should have given him a seat at the table? |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
392 |
Sorry to burst in on you like this! |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
393 |
Perhaps it is time to consider a no nepotism policy? |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
394 |
I'm having second thoughts about these high-risk pools. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
395 |
Looks like a hostile takeover. |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
396 |
Who made the coffee this morning? |
1.2857 |
0.05240 |
84 |
61 |
22 |
1 |
397 |
Never eat a Three Bean Salad before a meeting. |
1.2857 |
0.07100 |
84 |
69 |
6 |
9 |
398 |
And that's when Bill remembered this wasn't a conference call. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
399 |
The annual meeting of the Florida Board of Elections always begins with a tribute to Hanging Chad. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
400 |
He's even worse in the carpool. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
401 |
That new espresso machine has to go. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
402 |
Go ahead and jump in whenever you're ready |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
403 |
He said if he wasn't invited he would crash. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
404 |
...And that, gentlemen, is why rubber shoes are the next hula-hoop! |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
405 |
Uh, Harris, looks like you want to jump in here? |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
406 |
I miss the days of a good PowerPoint |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
407 |
Now we know who had th triple bean burrito for lunch. |
1.2857 |
0.06895 |
84 |
68 |
8 |
8 |
408 |
Please welcome our new incoming Member of the Board. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
409 |
Ringling folded and thus began the Great Wallenda diaspora. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
410 |
And they say white men cant jump |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
411 |
Looks like the new guy is trying to make a splash. |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
412 |
I guess I oversold Simpson on how much fun we have in the investor pool" |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
413 |
Best whoopie cushion ever! |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
414 |
Not that kind of office pool |
1.2805 |
0.06782 |
82 |
66 |
9 |
7 |
415 |
We've got to get that roof fixed |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
416 |
Merger! |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
417 |
Nobody questions your verve, Jenkins. |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
418 |
Can you hold that thought please? |
1.2805 |
0.05562 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
419 |
Phil's going to be dropping in from corporate. |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
420 |
Let me jump right in here. |
1.2805 |
0.05562 |
82 |
61 |
19 |
2 |
421 |
It was a bold move for a summer intern. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
422 |
Did you tell them I am the new CEO yet, Daddy? |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
423 |
Must he constantly drone on during our meetings. |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
424 |
It was worse when we had the window office. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
425 |
I liked the old Thumbs Up-Thumbs Down |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
426 |
Well, he did say he graduated from a top-flight business school. |
1.2785 |
0.05386 |
79 |
58 |
20 |
1 |
427 |
Despite his undeniable enthusiasm, the Board came to regret electing Geronimo. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
428 |
I think we all could have done without Peter's interpretive explanation on the recent drop in share prices. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
429 |
Last one in earns minimum wage! |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
430 |
That's the kind of enthusiasm we need around here! |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
431 |
Not exactly what we meant by 'jump right in' but I like your take on it. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
432 |
I prefer PowerPoint. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
433 |
Please reflect the motion in the minutes. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
434 |
Here comes Cannonball Abernathy, late again. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
435 |
John is our new secret weapon. The only thing that can stop him is a ceiling fan. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
436 |
I think he misunderstood what we meant by "office pool" |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
437 |
This must be the new guy, expecting to make a big splash. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
438 |
There really is nowhere to go but up. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
439 |
This takeover is more hostile than we'd prepared for. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
440 |
The first day back after vacation is always tough. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
441 |
I think that Bob's going to bounce another idea off of us. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
442 |
We'll have a chair for you in a minute Ed, if you can float a little longer. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
443 |
Gary loves office pools but not sure he really understands how they work. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
444 |
Why do you say my ideas lack the necessary gravity for this committee? |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
445 |
And then finally, we have one carry-over item from the spring board meeting. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
446 |
I'm up in the air on this too |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
447 |
I take it back. There are *some* bad brainstorming ideas. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
448 |
I see we've just launched our new human resources program. |
1.2778 |
0.05672 |
72 |
53 |
18 |
1 |
449 |
When I see a board, I can't resist. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
450 |
Who took my golden parachute?" |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
451 |
We were supposed to research canon law, not the cannonball! |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
452 |
Edward had never been one for mincing entrances. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
453 |
Next on the agenda is a report on our agile management initiative. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
454 |
Ignore him. He's just flying by the seat of his pants. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
455 |
Let me just jump in here. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
456 |
Since November he never worries about political correctness. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
457 |
We'll start once he's been recognized by the chair. |
1.2727 |
0.07073 |
77 |
63 |
7 |
7 |
458 |
For God's sake, Bill, aim for the window. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
459 |
I'm just practicing for when United throws me off the plane midflight. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
460 |
I told you he wouldn't take the decision lying down. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
461 |
Todd, wouldn't it be easier if I just got you a chair? |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
462 |
It'll get really awkward when the women start doing it. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
463 |
Look. If you want a chair, you have to get here on time. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
464 |
Hostile takeover! |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
465 |
Mind if I join you? I got thrown off my flight. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
466 |
Cliff suffered from unexpected flatulence |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
467 |
Whoops, wrong office pool. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
468 |
And he doesn't even have a golden parachute. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
469 |
Didn't the memo say "dive right in"? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
470 |
You're so agile, so bold, so energetic, so...fired |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
471 |
And now Johnson will present his report on business disruption. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
472 |
I think that a note of levity is in order. |
1.2727 |
0.05109 |
77 |
56 |
21 |
0 |
473 |
Bet he doesn't make the splash he's expecting. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
474 |
Millennials. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
475 |
All I can tell you is how it looks from where I sit. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
476 |
I think we should higher him. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
477 |
Is Robert the only one who is up in the air about this? |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
478 |
Well just jump right in.... |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
479 |
He thinks he's above us. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
480 |
I thought the board recommended we go head first? |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
481 |
I knew that we'd regret giving shareholders access to the ejector seat button! |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
482 |
Am I out of the box yet? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
483 |
Nice, Evan, but we still need to vote on the budget. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
484 |
As you can see, ejecting you from this meeting is an option that's always on the table. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
485 |
He runs the office pool. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
486 |
Reggie here wants to be stored in the cloud. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
487 |
There goes Sheldon, floating another of his odd ideas. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
488 |
CHAAAAAAIR! |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
489 |
I told you I was going to drop in on the meeting |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
490 |
Excellent overview, Reeves. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
491 |
Phillip knew it was a big jump from internship to board of directors. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
492 |
Alright well let's just dive in. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
493 |
It was a mistake not to give him a seat at the table. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
494 |
Now that's how you photo bomb. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
495 |
feel free to jump in. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
496 |
Mind if I crash this meeting? |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
497 |
I believe in the Peter Pan Principle. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
498 |
He is upwardly mobile. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
499 |
I'll show you how to create waves, Earl! |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
500 |
Did one of you ask Harold to drop in? |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
501 |
I don't think you quite understand how a hostile takeover actually works. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
502 |
I meant, feel free to jump into the DISCUSSION... |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
503 |
He confused grande and venti again. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
504 |
The music stopped and he had no chair. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
505 |
Hensen, would you like to jump in on this subject? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
506 |
God, he can drone on. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
507 |
Suffice it to say, Phil's reenactment in homage to the stock market crash of '29 did not go over well at today's meeting. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
508 |
Now, if he can just stick the landing! |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
509 |
I thought this was an exit interview. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
510 |
Fred, you need to switch to decaf. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
511 |
We all agreed we wanted board oversight. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
512 |
Have you tried decaf? |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
513 |
Finally, we have proof that you're full of hot air!" |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
514 |
Guess who got the promotion. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
515 |
You're still late, Bob. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
516 |
Greg, we are bouncing our ideas off of each other......not bouncing each other off of our ideas. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
517 |
OK, Thomson. Hold that thought. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
518 |
This time he's really gone off the deep end. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
519 |
Instead of lithium I took helium. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
520 |
Geronimo! Or would that not be politically correct? |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
521 |
Our new CEO is about to make a splash |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
522 |
Millineals and their "disruption" tactics |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
523 |
Does our drug testing include Meth? |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
524 |
Let's welcome one of our new-hires from Barnum and Bailey! |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
525 |
It's the Rapture, people...I'm out of here! |
1.2667 |
0.06932 |
75 |
61 |
8 |
6 |
526 |
I still think the new C.E.O. is too light weight for the job. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
527 |
It's Quorum Man! Popping in to make sure the meeting's legal. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
528 |
Mr. Cruise is here now, so let us begin! |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
529 |
Now let's not jump to conclusions. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
530 |
It's raining Ken. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
531 |
Being new, Frank misunderstood the concept of the office pool. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
532 |
Mind if I crash your meeting? |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
533 |
I guess this solves the mystery of the missing case of energy drinks from the break room. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
534 |
Let us welcome our pro-pot member to today's meeting of the Board. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
535 |
Does anyone in the room understand these Millennials? |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
536 |
That consultant always acts like he's above us |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
537 |
Actually, he once jumped to the right conclusion. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
538 |
THIS is how you jump into a project, people! |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
539 |
Harry misunderstood the meaning of "office pool" |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
540 |
Hot air and chili. Not a good combo. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
541 |
Clearly, Phil had gone off the deep end. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
542 |
My meeting upstairs ended early, so I thought I would drop in on this one. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
543 |
He's always crashing our meetings. |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
544 |
Bob's taking the bored out board room. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
545 |
Grand entrance, grand exit. Still no seat at the table. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
546 |
Ejectile Dysfunction |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
547 |
That's what I'm talking about, people. *Be* the trial balloon! |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
548 |
Jump right in if you have anything to add |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
549 |
H.R. said he's upwardly mobile. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
550 |
Unicorn Frappachinooooooooooooo! |
1.2603 |
0.07041 |
73 |
60 |
7 |
6 |
551 |
Again? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
552 |
Cowabunga Suits! Sorry I'm late. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
553 |
Before we all dive in, let me show you how it's done. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
554 |
Just think of me as a fly on the wall. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
555 |
High energy. I like that! |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
556 |
I realize that they have cut the budget for paintings but putting Art on the wall is absurd. |
1.2603 |
0.06765 |
73 |
59 |
9 |
5 |
557 |
Can a robot do this? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
558 |
Oh my God, what did he have for lunch. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
559 |
Meet my new assistant, Kato. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
560 |
Norman's proclivity for jumping to conclusions vexed his fellow board members. |
1.2603 |
0.05527 |
73 |
55 |
17 |
1 |
561 |
Ben, when I said jump in, I meant figuratively... |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
562 |
We have to rethink that energy drink. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
563 |
Great news...Trump just repealed gravity! |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
564 |
Perhaps demonstrating quarterly sales through interpretive dance isn't the best idea. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
565 |
When I say, "Jump," you say, "How high?" |
1.2535 |
0.07154 |
71 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
566 |
I think we can be assured that Miller's position is entirely above board. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
567 |
Well, that settles the jumping-off point question. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
568 |
Well, it could solve the overbooking problem. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
569 |
It's Jim from the Steno Pool. |
1.2535 |
0.07154 |
71 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
570 |
Call Maintenance to fix that hole in the roof. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
571 |
Can you jump on this conference call? |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
572 |
Twitter’s down. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
573 |
Jack always acts like he's above everyone else at the table. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
574 |
Really Roger, a simple "nay" vote would have sufficed. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
575 |
If you're going to drone, I'm going to drone. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
576 |
Our piñata is here!! Grab the stick!!! |
1.2535 |
0.07154 |
71 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
577 |
Fred's been working on drone technology applications for the office... |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
578 |
I told you to hire a diverse workforce, not divers. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
579 |
Marty!! Metaphor!! It's a metaphor!! |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
580 |
We install a new meeting chute and you still can't get here on time? |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
581 |
Drew, "Jump on the bandwagon" is just a saying. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
582 |
I told you we should have given him a golden parachute |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
583 |
Steve never dives in to a project like the rest of us. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
584 |
Allow me to jump in here with a few thoughts. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
585 |
Who put the airbag on the whoopee cushion chair? |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
586 |
Who's up next? Bob? |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
587 |
He will do just about anything to get a seat at the table. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
588 |
Board members doubted that a soft landing was possible. |
1.2500 |
0.07063 |
72 |
60 |
6 |
6 |
589 |
Well, I guess it's back to the diving board. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
590 |
Sorry guys—I flew United to the board meeting. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
591 |
This comes straight from the top. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
592 |
Maybe no coffee before boatd meetings? |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
593 |
Well I guess we all know who had cabbage for lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
594 |
Hey Brenner, your bald spray isn't working. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
595 |
Murphy's flying in from Texas. He should be here any min... |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
596 |
Oh, come on, Clark! Why can't you just walk in like the rest of us? |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
597 |
Everytime we have a meeting Bob gets carried away. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
598 |
What color is my parachute now, jerks?!? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
599 |
Alright, Jim. While I did say "Let's jump right in", I fear you missed the subtext. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
600 |
And now, here's Stew, with a report from the man-child demographic. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
601 |
Mark does all his own publicity stunts. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
602 |
Just an aye vote will be sufficient |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
603 |
There was still an element of surprise as their counterparts arrived after the merger. They tended to appear with little notice and without the anticipated golden parachutes. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
604 |
Could you please move that glass of water a bit more to the center of the table? |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
605 |
Just ignore him. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
606 |
I'm all in! |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
607 |
I'm just a gravity denier. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
608 |
He's really throwing himself into his work. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
609 |
Don't mind him. He's flying by the seat of his pants again. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
610 |
The standing desk was a slippery slope. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
611 |
Ed, there you go again, flying off on another tangent. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
612 |
Looks like the boardroom was overbooked. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
613 |
Always the dramatic entrance. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
614 |
I hate musical chairs! |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
615 |
Bob misunderstands the concept of the office pool. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
616 |
You're still fired Harold. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
617 |
It's a virtual pogo stick. New Yorkers will buy a zillion in Orlando. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
618 |
Our overhead report is here! |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
619 |
He must have left his fidget spinner at home. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
620 |
Not that kind of office pool |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
621 |
The chair recognizes the cannonballer to my right. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
622 |
Now this is what's called 'landing' a deal. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
623 |
And now here's Ted from the risk pool. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
624 |
Incoming, Clancy---you're in my chair! |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
625 |
Bob said he would drop in on the meeting if his schedule permitted |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
626 |
Carry on. You know I don't like being the center of attention. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
627 |
The glass ceiling remained intact, but the glass table was finished. |
1.2464 |
0.05225 |
69 |
52 |
17 |
0 |
628 |
Chair! |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
629 |
He makes the same "applicant pool" joke every time. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
630 |
Jesus, Tim. Can you at least knock? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
631 |
They promised me a golden parachute. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
632 |
The motion is about to be tabled. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
633 |
He grew up in a large family of12 children. He knows how to make a spot for himself at the table. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
634 |
The new intern from Ringling Brothers is just not working out. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
635 |
What we saved in flooring, we're going to lose in workers' comp. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
636 |
Let's not jump to conclusions. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
637 |
"Whatever happened to bending over backwards and jumping through hoops"? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
638 |
I think you're looking at this from the wrong angle. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
639 |
There he goes. Jumping to conclusions again. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
640 |
Looks like it's going to be a hostile takeover. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
641 |
Someone remind me to take the energy drinks out of the vending machine. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
642 |
Is this disruptive enough for you? |
1.2464 |
0.05225 |
69 |
52 |
17 |
0 |
643 |
Motion to table. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
644 |
And, just in time, Parsons, our Cloudfunding Rep is dropping by... |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
645 |
Stu had the Mexican buffet special. |
1.2464 |
0.07272 |
69 |
58 |
5 |
6 |
646 |
This concludes my presentation on the necessity of golden parachutes. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
647 |
10 points for style, zero for comprehension of 'office pool'. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
648 |
Arriving late for yet another board meeting, Hawkins struck upon an ingenious idea to deflect scorn. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
649 |
A grand entrance does not make up for being late Harris. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
650 |
Here's a new disruptive idea. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
651 |
It's obvious when he's jumping to conclusions. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
652 |
It's our new human clone drone. Self-propelled by excess flatulence. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
653 |
who is the joker who put the trampoline outside the door? |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
654 |
Hi, I'm from the government and I'm here to help. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
655 |
I'm tired of Joe thinking his ideas are so above ours! |
1.2464 |
0.05225 |
69 |
52 |
17 |
0 |
656 |
Did you know that we hired a bouncer? |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
657 |
Look out above, man over board! |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
658 |
Don't mind me...just being a fly on the wall. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
659 |
Last one in is still employed. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
660 |
Any less lofty ideas? |
1.2464 |
0.05225 |
69 |
52 |
17 |
0 |
661 |
He's a bird. He's a plane. He's superfluous. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
662 |
Dave, we understand that share prices are plummeting. Interpretive dance adds nothing to the discussion. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
663 |
Diggory has had a lot of experience with high risk pools. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
664 |
And in that moment, Greg realized The Rapture would interfere with his 2pm. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
665 |
Incoming! |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
666 |
Ms. Cyrus, please note in the minutes, "He came in like a wrecking ball." |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
667 |
Anyone else care to jump in? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
668 |
Got bumped from United. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
669 |
Oh, he's gone way beyond Lean In. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
670 |
Does anyone else oppose the measure? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
671 |
Glad you decided to drop in. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
672 |
Mind if I jump in here? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
673 |
I'm sorry, Peterson. Those are the rules of musical chairs. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
674 |
Forget the chair. No need for another, I can just hover. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
675 |
Thus ended the short-lived tradition of inviting interns to the board meeting. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
676 |
Risk pool double meta entendre with a half twist. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
677 |
Mind if I have the floor? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
678 |
Management had assumed he could not give a flying tuck. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
679 |
The Golden Parachute will open any sec... |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
680 |
He's from the temp pool. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
681 |
Johnson had misunderstood why they call it 'the board room' |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
682 |
He always was a loose cannon! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
683 |
A simple letter of resignation is not his style. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
684 |
The Chair recognizes Stevens from Hostile Takeovers. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
685 |
The boss said dive into the meeting- not cannonball! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
686 |
He's jumping to conclusions. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
687 |
Come down, Jim. Inflation is not the answer. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
688 |
Hop to it is just an expression, Drew. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
689 |
Goodson joins us from Australia. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
690 |
Well he did say "Lets go ahead and Jump Right into things" |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
691 |
Levitation. That's your answer for everything Cosgrove! |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
692 |
Sorry I'm late, guys -- just got off the plane. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
693 |
Total absence of gravitas in the executive suite. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
694 |
We did tell him to dive right in... |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
695 |
We all miss the steno pool. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
696 |
Hostile takeover! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
697 |
I wish his stock picks went that high. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
698 |
Speaking of the budget, please add ‘one conference room chair.’ |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
699 |
The good news is that there's no glass ceiling. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
700 |
As you can see, we don't just preach disruptive innovation here. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
701 |
It's Comey! Ditch the Russian papers. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
702 |
IF I COULD JUMP IN FOR JUST A MOMENT! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
703 |
Just thought I would drop in. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
704 |
Remember, it's the quality of the landing we ask you to grade. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
705 |
Oh dear, Bob forgot his Gas-X again. |
1.2424 |
0.07498 |
66 |
56 |
4 |
6 |
706 |
Nice of you to drop in, Johnson. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
707 |
And that concluded the golden parachute workshop. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
708 |
Ralph's musical chairs gambit proves unsuccessful. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
709 |
Who keeps inviting him to the office pool? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
710 |
He works in the office pool |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
711 |
This United Airlines meeting is overbooked? |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
712 |
Sorry I'm late - I got kicked off my flight. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
713 |
He commutes by catapult. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
714 |
That's the new summer intern. He wants to work from home. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
715 |
He is our new motivational consultant. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
716 |
Hi! I'm the firm's new personal injury lawyer. |
1.2424 |
0.07498 |
66 |
56 |
4 |
6 |
717 |
So, Johnson, nice of you to drop in. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
718 |
I'll now jump into the discussion. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
719 |
Anyone want to bet lunch Jack sticks the landing? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
720 |
Let's switch to decaf. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
721 |
Not now Jared !!! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
722 |
I really have to go! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
723 |
Jumping to a conclusion seems to be definitely on the table. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
724 |
They hired him to take us to a different level. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
725 |
Looks like the new partner is hoping to make a splash. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
726 |
He said he was a high-flyer. Maybe we should have taken him literally, and not seriously. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
727 |
Harry, the Hertz commercial was over 50 years ago. Get over it. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
728 |
I vote to table Arnold's motion. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
729 |
I think Bill misunderstood the call to the 'Spring Board' Meeting! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
730 |
Next on the agenda is the Cannonball account. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
731 |
I'm jumping in with both feet. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
732 |
It's 'Lean In', not 'Leap In'! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
733 |
Just hug it close to your chest, and "Whee." |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
734 |
Could someone just get him a chair? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
735 |
And I suppose you guys are the only ones who understand the gravity of our situation? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
736 |
Ted, "Dive in!" is just a metaphor. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
737 |
Quick everyone, impromptu trust challenge. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
738 |
Jumping to conclusions? |
1.2424 |
0.05316 |
66 |
50 |
16 |
0 |
739 |
The skylight broke...but I wasn't spying, I swear it. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
740 |
It is an ejection seat for board members that fall asleep. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
741 |
Let's not jump to any conclusions. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
742 |
As you can see, overhead is way too high. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
743 |
The market must be up. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
744 |
I reject the claim of scientists that global gravity is real. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
745 |
He just transferred here from Kowabunga. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
746 |
By God! He did pull himself up by his bootstraps!!! |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
747 |
We welcome your enthusiastic acceptance of our offer. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
748 |
OK, Lassiter, tell us: how many gravity-defying executives does it take to change a light bulb? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
749 |
Brilliant! A standing desk with a Mini-trampoline. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
750 |
The people below him are the ones who'll get hurt. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
751 |
Cato, you are only to test me at home! |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
752 |
Please welcome Mr. Bannon to the National Security Council. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
753 |
I heard he's from Colorado... |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
754 |
Wallenda here's a new hire from Ringling, Barnum and Bailey. |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
755 |
You've got male! |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
756 |
The President's new appointee, I'm guessing. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
757 |
Oh, you meant 'Spring Board' meeting? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
758 |
Looks like no parachute for Ted. |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
759 |
How high? Here's how high! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
760 |
Well, that's it. If you have a different view, feel free to leap in. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
761 |
His references said he was disruptive, but I think I misinterpreted that. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
762 |
Not everyone gets the subtleties of the assertiveness training program. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
763 |
So this is the "bomb shell" we all expected. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
764 |
Just a second...I think Jim wants to weigh in on this issue. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
765 |
No, Donald, we're not doing that right now. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
766 |
See, if we all just learn how to float well save a fortune on chairs. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
767 |
He's the only one on the Board with a golden parachute. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
768 |
If anyone has anything to say just jump right in. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
769 |
Looks like the $500,000 green card offer has these Chinese investors raining in... |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
770 |
He's trying to establish an existing condition before the new healthcare law takes effect. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
771 |
There goes the open door policy... |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
772 |
I give Todd's plan a 10 if he sticks the landing. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
773 |
I don't need a seat. I'll just get an overview from here. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
774 |
Is this your first time as a Cirque du Soleil board member? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
775 |
McCluskey making his point at the Spring Board Meeting. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
776 |
George's two week notice was a memorable one! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
777 |
I'll admit, when I heard Bob was being suspended by the company, I had the wrong idea. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
778 |
That's it Benson. No more Hogwarts graduates! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
779 |
I must say that he does much more than bend over backwards to present his ideas. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
780 |
Sorry guys, I accidentally salted my eggs with cocaine. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
781 |
He told me he wanted to make a splash at his first board meeting. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
782 |
When the boss says, "Jump!" |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
783 |
Could someone brief John on what "high-risk pools" are? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
784 |
If he stays up there for another 5 minutes, I'll be concerned. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
785 |
Who has the chair? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
786 |
Please welcome our new Chief Diversity Officer. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
787 |
I'm sick of his grand entrances. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
788 |
I'm the new guy and as you can see I'm flying by the seat of my pants! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
789 |
Please Larry, I think we all understand the concept of verticality. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
790 |
We should never send him for coffee. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
791 |
Who said the side effect was drowsiness? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
792 |
You mentioned disruptive improvement? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
793 |
Hello YouTube! Goodbye job! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
794 |
OK. The three burrito lunch was not a good idea. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
795 |
Ok. Thanks , Evans ... Do I hear a second ? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
796 |
No, I didn't know he was flying in for this meeting. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
797 |
I'm fighting a war against gravity. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
798 |
Above all, let me say. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
799 |
I'm the disruptor! |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
800 |
Hatfield did not understand the concept of an office pool. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
801 |
I don't know, Ted; this Wellendas chandelier just makes everyone nervous! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
802 |
I move we get him a chair. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
803 |
Too much coffee this morning, Harrison? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
804 |
Roger is floating a new idea. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
805 |
Sorry, my flight was delayed. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
806 |
Again, sir, that's not how a golden parachute works. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
807 |
He is the new hire from Amazon |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
808 |
Only a leap of faith will save us now. Everyone, follow me! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
809 |
Some companies brainstorm. Here, we Kamikaze. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
810 |
He's da bomb! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
811 |
Millennials. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
812 |
That was one stupendous fart! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
813 |
I told you I would drop by. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
814 |
He's from the temp pool. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
815 |
What?! I'm just trying to see it from a different angle. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
816 |
You told him to dive right in... |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
817 |
I would like to jump in here. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
818 |
I told Brian that he needed to make a big splash on his first day. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
819 |
No Bob, the spring Board Meeting. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
820 |
Someone needs to stop telling the new hires to "jump right in". |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
821 |
If he sticks the landing he gets the job. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
822 |
Who made the coffee this morning? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
823 |
He's always wanted to be a fly on the wall. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
824 |
Did the decaf and regular signs get switched again? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
825 |
One giant leap for me. One small step for the rest of you. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
826 |
I've asked Carter, here, to jump start the discussion. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
827 |
Doughnuts weren't quite enough, but I think the cattle prod is a bit too much for our employee motivation initiative. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
828 |
Oh, Bob...I hate this...we always get soaked!! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
829 |
And next up, Angela from Accounting, with a double corkscrew back-flip. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
830 |
Your motion is not approved. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
831 |
We know where it is, but we are still not going to kiss it. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
832 |
So that's it: Your suspension will continue. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
833 |
Uh Oh - No chair |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
834 |
Now that I have your attention... |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
835 |
He's never been able to just say 'I've got an idea.' |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
836 |
Tim, if you like this idea, let's hit the ground running. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
837 |
I thought the invitation said 'springboard meeting'. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
838 |
He never knocks |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
839 |
I told you guys...decaf...DECAF!! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
840 |
Roger! Will you PLEASE do something about your restless legs syndrome?! |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
841 |
and yet another Business major/Drama minor applicant. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
842 |
How's this for oversight! |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
843 |
We're avoiding cannibalization, not cannonballization. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
844 |
When you breathe Helium to make your voice sound funny, does anybody know how long it lasts? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
845 |
It's one thing to be late, but must you make yourself conspicuous? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
846 |
Frank, you could have just said as much, but by all means jump right in. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
847 |
If he sticks the landing, let's hire him. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
848 |
Always with the latest wireless feature. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
849 |
I hate leap year |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
850 |
Oh God, here comes Marco. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
851 |
Mind if I jump into this conversation? |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
852 |
I knew it was a mistake to give him a golden parachute. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
853 |
Oh, this is gonna be a 10. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
854 |
If you're late for a meeting, at least make a great impression. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
855 |
Ted misunderstood the concept of the office pool. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
856 |
He's always jumping to conclusions. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
857 |
I warned them not to hire that guy. He takes things way to literally. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
858 |
Oh, how tim flies ! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
859 |
I liked it better when he just dove into his work. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
860 |
He's from the office pool |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
861 |
Hey whoa, just use a fly swatter. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
862 |
Casual fly day. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
863 |
Third word, "sales are . . . " |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
864 |
His ego has started to defy gravity!!! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
865 |
At this point, I'm praying for a real cannon ball. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
866 |
This could be the break through we've been looking for. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
867 |
See, she's wrong, there isn't a glass ceiling. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
868 |
I really dislike these drop in meetings. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
869 |
I guess 'Lean In' has run its course... |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
870 |
Bob, that's not the big splash we're talking about. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
871 |
Elon, forever reminding his colleagues he invented the T-Shirt cannon, arrives at the weekly sales meeting. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
872 |
You all know Perry, from the ejector seat division... |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
873 |
Meet the new intern - he's Australian. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
874 |
Daniels is still trying to figure out what color his parachute is. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
875 |
Trickle down didn't work, so we're trying canon ball economics. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
876 |
Not exactly what I meant by "Jump right in!" |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
877 |
Now for the flip side. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
878 |
I hate to drone on like this. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
879 |
Can't beat the catapult effect of thinking out of the box. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
880 |
James always knew how to make a splash in the office. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
881 |
You can't beat Farquhar's sales pitch for our new mega vitamin. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
882 |
Jump start! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
883 |
Here's Wilson to represent our stock performance. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
884 |
Sorry for dropping in unannounced! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
885 |
Sky's the limit ! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
886 |
Okay, I lied. There are bad ideas. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
887 |
He must have forgot he has no golden parachute. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
888 |
This is NOT the Secretarial Pool! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
889 |
Looks like another hostile takeover |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
890 |
It's been a long haul but I'm bouncing back. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
891 |
Must be the direct flight from Mar-a-Lago |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
892 |
Maybe we should have a more traditional office pool. |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
893 |
This is why we don't invite Sales to meetings. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
894 |
We've already started, but just jump right in, Perkins. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
895 |
Our new social media marketing manager is full of hot air. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
896 |
A pity his feet came apart, that'll be a 2 point deduction. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
897 |
Chief Disruption Officer |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
898 |
Golden parachute? The company can't even afford a regular one. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
899 |
Who knew 'Make A wish' would approve " I'd love to be a fly on the wall" . |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
900 |
Ron's determined to make a splash at this year's board meeting. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
901 |
It's the new cartoon editor. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
902 |
This is the latest business trend, it's called 'Kamikaze Idea Bombing.' It gets results, but it's murder on the office equipment. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
903 |
I don't think this is above board. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
904 |
So let's hear from Alan who seems to have gotten the jump on this issue. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
905 |
Apparently, you are not aware of our 'No Cannonballs' policy, Hotchkiss. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
906 |
Well, we've got ourselves a risk taker! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
907 |
Well, I guess leaning in isn't enough these days. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
908 |
That 's Jones, he just dives right in to each project. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
909 |
Next time I hire a creative director remind me to find someone less creative. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
910 |
He said he was going to try and drop in |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
911 |
Steve sure knows how to make an entrance! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
912 |
Look who's had avocado toast today! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
913 |
It's creative disruption, but in a full-tuck position. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
914 |
It's called vertical integration. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
915 |
How's this for disruptive technology? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
916 |
Who wants to tell him what a high risk pool really is? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
917 |
It keeps my ADHD in check. You should try it. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
918 |
I don't think Jenkins has ever been in an office pool before. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
919 |
Ah - here's the diversion I ordered. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
920 |
Too much helium for breakfast. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
921 |
New board member from the hedge fund- 'activists.' |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
922 |
When I told him to drop in at the meeting I didn't think he would take me literally. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
923 |
Dave takes "creative distraction" to a new level. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
924 |
In an effort to make a splash with HR, Drew decided to cannonball into the applicant pool. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
925 |
We've ran out of ideas, so now we must throw executives against the wall and see what sticks. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
926 |
Our new partner was acquired from Amazon Prime. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
927 |
We thought trashing the couch would avoid this. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
928 |
OH, it's the tax attorney from Ringling Brothers circus. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
929 |
A depiction of what happens when you fart in meeting. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
930 |
I said 'parachute,' not 'cannonball'! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
931 |
Just testing my golden parachute. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
932 |
He's the new Disruptor in Chief. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
933 |
Looks like he's passing his final test to get on the Board of Directors. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
934 |
I'll share my tax returns when monkeys fly out of my butt! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
935 |
I meant "tumblr". |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
936 |
For God's sake George, give him your chair. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
937 |
It was obvious that one candidate rose above the rest. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
938 |
Sorry everyone, I'm a little gassy this morning. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
939 |
So the new guy is really into metaphors, isn't he? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
940 |
Wrong. Eject! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
941 |
He is always dropping in. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
942 |
Why so surprised? You asked me to drop in! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
943 |
He wants in on the office pool. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
944 |
I knew he'd come down on us hard over this quarterly earnings report |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
945 |
As you see, the human cannon is destined to revolutionize commuting. Let's move ahead with it. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
946 |
Mansplashing |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
947 |
Next up is Terry's report on the 30,000-foot view. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
948 |
We value showboats here in the private sector. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
949 |
I invited him to join the office pool. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
950 |
Someone forgot to pay their gravity bill this month. Again. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
951 |
An ejection seat has replaced the golden parachute and glass ceiling |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
952 |
Let me jump in here for a second. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
953 |
Sorry I'm late. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
954 |
They went from suspending me to dropping me altogether. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
955 |
I'm confused. Is he profit or expenditures? |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
956 |
Am I late? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
957 |
Charlie's attempt to make a big splash in the boardroom failed horribly. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
958 |
May it be duly noted that in the absence of a Chair, Treasurer Cainen Ball will preside over today's meeting." |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
959 |
Office Cross-fit will never catch on, Jenkins. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
960 |
Impressive, but there's still one small issue with your human drone prototype. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
961 |
Sorry. Had a burrito for lunch. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
962 |
You all knew I was flying in for this meeting, now where is my seat? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
963 |
Lookout, another VP trying to make a big splash. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
964 |
I forgot my pie chart, so I'll be doing a physical representation of next quarter's projections instead. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
965 |
One more idea that will never fly. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
966 |
Wait till he does a belly flop! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
967 |
Murphy, we did not say you were being elected! We said you were being ejected! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
968 |
Ha! You call yourselves a security council?! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
969 |
You're off the Board. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
970 |
Relax. He always hits the ground running. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
971 |
OK! This is where I jump in. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
972 |
We should have given him that golden parachute. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
973 |
You're new here, so I'll tell you this once - that's the insider signal for "sell before the quarter's are numbers are released." |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
974 |
I don't think he'll achieve the splash he's hoping for. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
975 |
Please welcome Mr. Johnson to the Board. He brings a refreshing buoyancy to the team. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
976 |
Is that a "No" or a "Yes" vote? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
977 |
I'd like to float a new idea for the company. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
978 |
Well, he always was a drone |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
979 |
So much for Mr. Barnes' golden parachute. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
980 |
Just another day at Geronimo, Cannonball, and Hedgehog, Inc. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
981 |
Can I jump in here? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
982 |
Force Majeure! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
983 |
I do remember him talking about making more of a splash at staff meetings. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
984 |
I never should have told him that my nickname was Geronimo. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
985 |
Jim, we know you don't believe in global climate change, but you're not going to change our minds on gravity. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
986 |
'Gentlemen, The Disruptor is here!' |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
987 |
Table this! |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
988 |
Jim had long ago planned ways to make a splash in the office pool. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
989 |
I miss the days when he would just shoot-down an idea. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
990 |
Looks like the new marketing director intends to make a big splash. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
991 |
Newly promoted, Johnson intends to have immediate impact |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
992 |
Now, here's Anderson with the report on current stock prices. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
993 |
Who just joined? |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
994 |
You come late to a Board meeting you lose your seat at the table! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
995 |
Example #42: Corporate teambuilding training is not always transferable to the board room. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
996 |
Kushner needs no introduction. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
997 |
I just want to get an overview of how things are done here |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
998 |
Who's the wiseguy who said this cartoon would have a pool? |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
999 |
Next agenda item: Golden Parachutes and Why We Need Them. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1000 |
I thought his resume said "financial acrobat." |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1001 |
New meds. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1002 |
The new activist board member, I'm guessing. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1003 |
Gravitas |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1004 |
He's just been promoted from the Secretary Pool. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1005 |
Here's Johnny! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1006 |
We did ask for more innovation at the last board meeting... |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1007 |
Tom just got back from the company motivational retreat. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1008 |
Profits are coming in like a wrecking ball. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1009 |
I've been kicked upstairs. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1010 |
There's no way my PowerPoint's gonna compete with this... |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1011 |
Johnson will now demonstrate our trajectory of earnings growth. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1012 |
Uh oh. Here comes the independent prosecutor. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1013 |
Cannonballs are in Litigation, down the hall. This is Mergers and Acquisitions. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1014 |
Who called for an Angel Investor? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1015 |
This is an EXECUTIVE POOL!!!! Not a swimming pool! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1016 |
Jenkins drops a bomb at the sales meeting. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1017 |
He is new to the office pool. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1018 |
I've been designated the new department floater. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1019 |
My zipper's down, isn't it. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1020 |
Smothers, 'jumping into the conversation' is a figure of speech! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1021 |
Deregulation! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1022 |
William, effective immediately you're only allowed decaf at the office. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1023 |
Speaker Ryan... let me demonstrate how a high risk pool works. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1024 |
If only his follow through was as impressive as his entrance. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1025 |
I'm having a little trouble with the gravity here |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1026 |
Who invited Tom Cruise? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1027 |
Jerome here is demonstrating our new dairy free, gluten free, caffeine free, organic, energy drink. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1028 |
Mr. Drewich! I said 'dividend' not 'dive on in'! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1029 |
We are all dying to hear about your meeting at Space X |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1030 |
I just got a date with Katie Holmes!!! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1031 |
Loose cannonball |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1032 |
She said YES!!! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1033 |
I'm on top of this, guys! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1034 |
Jason, don't leave me hanging... |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1035 |
I said 'spitball' some ideas Anderson, 'spitball'. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1036 |
He always has to make a splash. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1037 |
I hope nobody minds if I jump right in. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1038 |
When I ask you to jump Smythson, you could at least have the courtesy to ask how high. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1039 |
Wanted to catch you on the fly! |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
1040 |
This was better in my dream. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1041 |
I hate charades |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1042 |
I'm just going to dive right into this presentation. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1043 |
Oh, goodie, Townsend's back from another team-building conference. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1044 |
Oh! That's what the button does! Who knew? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1045 |
He always wanted more levity |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1046 |
It's called 'The Art of the Deal.' |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1047 |
Let me jump in here. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1048 |
The boss hired him to jump start our social media |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1049 |
No, you idiot! I said CONFERENCE CALL! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1050 |
I was told to jump right in. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1051 |
Ron is a visual thinker; he doesn't understand 'deep dive' until he actually does it. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1052 |
Thanks boys for my not-so-golden parachute |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1053 |
I hate icebreakers. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1054 |
I hereby activate my golden parachute clause! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1055 |
Don't worry, his Golden Parachute will break the fall. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1056 |
We really should get him a chair |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1057 |
Nice of you to drop in, Smith. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1058 |
It's only an expression, Swenson, "jumping in with both feet" is only an expression. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1059 |
Our Colorado rep, I presume? |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
1060 |
Ok you can be our bouncer. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1061 |
That's your worse idea ever Thurman, you get the eject button...bye! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1062 |
It's a high risk pool. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1063 |
Moments later, Rick realized we said we needed him on a Conference Call. We do not, in fact, need him to Cannonball. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1064 |
Richard is just back from Australia |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1065 |
Flippin' Millennials. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1066 |
No more off-the-wall ideas! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1067 |
Phelps, we are not going to bring back that old Hertz ad! |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
1068 |
Anderson, you can have the floor now. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1069 |
By the time Gregg realized what his colleagues meant by 'liquid assets', it was too late. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1070 |
No need for a chair,.I'm from the Drone department |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1071 |
Jones really misunderstood what they meant when they said that he could jump right in. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1072 |
And Smithers has dropped in to tell us about the corporate pool party. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1073 |
United assured me this would be faster. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
1074 |
He was told to make a big splash when he started. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1075 |
There's gotta be another way to tell us about our stock prices |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
1076 |
That's right. Now tuck and roll. |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
1077 |
I think we should go in a different direction. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1078 |
Ladies and Gentlemen: allow me to jump in... |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1079 |
Josh misinterpreted the surprise meeting. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1080 |
Midway through introducing the idea of company picnic with a simulated cannon ball, Jim has serious regrets. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1081 |
Half monkey, half Vice-President. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1082 |
No, Wilson, those pants don't make your butt look fat. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1083 |
Jack being nimble. |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
1084 |
Ah Perkins, glad you could drop in. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1085 |
Couldn't you just be a fly on the wall? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1086 |
Fred don't move and I'll make it over you! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1087 |
I see you're not familiar with the idiom |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1088 |
I know... but it's only a prototype ! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1089 |
Someone doesn’t understand what a “golden parachute” is. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1090 |
Apparently someone wrote "diving" at the front of the "Board Room" sign outside. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1091 |
Actually the data doesn't look as bad from up here. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1092 |
Alan misunderstood when told to take a flying leap. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1093 |
Here's our new hire, formerly at Hertz. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1094 |
He starts with a big splash but most of his presentation is just treading water. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1095 |
...and when the music stops, whoever doesn't have a seat is the one laid off. Get it? |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
1096 |
Eric has got to stop jumping to conclusions like this. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1097 |
New employee George misinterprets the concept of "All-in" |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1098 |
Paul, from Acrobatics, will be joining us for this part of the meeting. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1099 |
When did "Xtreme Meeting" become a thing? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1100 |
Motion to remove the diving board. All in favor? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1101 |
He didn't get a golden parachute. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1102 |
I recognize a motion from the ceiling. Charlie rises to a point of order. Let the minutes reflect that the Chair of the Standing Committee has no chair. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1103 |
He thinks this is a Bored Room. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1104 |
Sit down, Alan! Please! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1105 |
Sorry I'm late. I just flew in from LA. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1106 |
PowerPoint! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1107 |
The circus performers' union always dreaded the arrival of the human cannonball. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1108 |
Is it, 'bring your adult children to work day' again? |
1.2203 |
0.07280 |
59 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
1109 |
As you can see, 4th Quarter Projections are WHEEEEEE!!! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1110 |
Not the kind of big splash we were talking about, Nelson! |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1111 |
Tom always started off the meeting with a "big splash". |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
1112 |
I hope this is better than his bellyflop |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1113 |
Calm down Wilson. You didn't get the bonus. |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1114 |
George, we moved the pool table! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1115 |
Let me bounce a few ideas off you. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
1116 |
Well, fine. Then I'm going to hover here until someone brings me a damn chair. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1117 |
Somebody give that guy a fidget spinner. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1118 |
"You may jump in any time" Ted was just a sarcastic term. |
1.2203 |
0.05442 |
59 |
46 |
13 |
0 |
1119 |
Is this what they mean by Millennial job-hopping? |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1120 |
Wish he'd stop trying to make a splash. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1121 |
Jack be nimble. Jack be unstable. Jack jumps over the ... |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1122 |
Just one more try and I think I can finally reach the glass ceiling! |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1123 |
Oops, where's my chair? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1124 |
I think Jones has something to say. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1125 |
Yup... the strategic plan's rubbish at bird's eye view also. |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
1126 |
Sorry but we don't have a chair for you right now. Can you fly back in later? |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1127 |
From my vantage point, I see all this a little differently. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1128 |
Sorry I'm late, the drone got caught in traffic. |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1129 |
Sorry. Drone traffic. |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1130 |
This Uber "chair to chair" service is great |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1131 |
Looks like you're the Rotten Egg, Jim. |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
1132 |
Marco ... |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1133 |
Cowabusiness! |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1134 |
Does my ass look big...?? |
1.2105 |
0.07399 |
57 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
1135 |
Cannon balllllllll!!! |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
1136 |
A no-splash cannonball in a very dry meeting. |
1.2105 |
0.06963 |
57 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
1137 |
I think Joe misunderstood the meaning of "Make a big splash with the Board." |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1138 |
CALABUNGA |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
1139 |
Mr. Smith obviously misunderstood the directions to submit proposals via drop-box.... |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1140 |
If I hear him say Tony Robbins one more time! |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1141 |
After this quarter's report, a belly flop is more appropriate |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1142 |
Later Alan became a legend for his meteoric rise and fall. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1143 |
T. G. I. MONDAY! |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1144 |
Gentlemen, I thought I'd make this more interesting by hiring a new stunt accountant rather than a regular accountant. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1145 |
New CEO fails to make a splash at board meeting. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1146 |
The day Alan learned the committee's hostility wasn't all in his head. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1147 |
I believe in jumping right into my work! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1148 |
There Joe goes again having a high flying idea |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1149 |
Thank god someone left that door open! |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1150 |
I know it's his last day but this won't look good on his resume. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1151 |
Donald, stop firing people! |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1152 |
Cyberattack! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1153 |
My good man, that may have worked when you were at the Cannonball Corporation, but this is Percival and Sneed! |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1154 |
You certainly know how to get a rise out of him! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1155 |
Audit-ball! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1156 |
He's from the secretarial pool. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1157 |
Apparently HR is firing by cannon now. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1158 |
There he goes again, jumping to conclusions. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1159 |
Who's next to try our drone shoes?. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1160 |
...and the last candidate for FBI director is...! |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1161 |
'I love the extraordinary skills meeting!' |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1162 |
"Which memo did you miss, Finster? The one about jumping to conclusions or avoiding caffeine before meetings? |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1163 |
New Emoji! |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1164 |
I want to share a different perspective. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1165 |
Can we get Brenda in here with a fly-swatter? |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1166 |
He's always wanted to be a fly on the wall. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1167 |
The company hired Jeffrey because he flies by the seat of his pants and thinks way out of the box. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1168 |
Why dive into a project when you can cannonball? |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1169 |
Will Korsikov ever put his circus days behind him? |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1170 |
Cannonball trumps torpedo! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1171 |
Dave has had quite a bounce in his step since submitted his resignation. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1172 |
And now for the drone department report. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1173 |
On, no, it's 'Cannonball' Caruthers, late to another staff meeting. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1174 |
Meet Tom Cruise, our newest board member. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1175 |
Deiter's dual majors of cost-accounting and ski jumping never really found its niche in the world of corporate finance. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1176 |
Next meeting, let's skip the ice breaker. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1177 |
It's a new Ap! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1178 |
Not what we had in mind when seeking a disruptive business plan. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1179 |
From now on we'll use the word 'arachnid'. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1180 |
I tell ya, the kid's on his way up! |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1181 |
We need to remove another fly on the wall. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1182 |
Simmons, your report on the express elevator repairs? |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1183 |
He won't let us forget that his father was the president of Hertz Rent-a-Car! |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1184 |
What'd you think would happen after we got rid of the glass ceiling? |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1185 |
Nice double backflip. But the judges for the gymnasts' finals are two doors down. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1186 |
He just got back from that ski vacation. His form's not bad. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1187 |
We should really fix the hole in the ceiling... The bathroom's upstairs. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1188 |
The company is still adjusting to letting the CEO's son attend meetings. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1189 |
And this is the springboard I was talking about in the last meeting. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1190 |
You guys do know that sitting is the new smoking, right? |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1191 |
Let me bounce this off you. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1192 |
I've been in musical chairs before but not at this corporate level. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1193 |
Did someone say 'Overhead' ? |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1194 |
Boardroom cannon fodder |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1195 |
Well that is going to make a big splash |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1196 |
I didn't realize Katie Holmes was single again. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1197 |
It started in other people's photos and then it spread to other people's meetings. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1198 |
Looks like we'll need another FBJ director. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1199 |
He's a new hire from Ringling Brothers. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1200 |
Jumping in with your ideas is not a literal thing |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1201 |
Parkour for the Boardroom |
1.2037 |
0.07652 |
54 |
47 |
3 |
4 |
1202 |
Nothing's working - let's try flying by the seat of our pants. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1203 |
Who voted Tom Cruise onto the Board? |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1204 |
When "Hit the Ground Running" goes wrong. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1205 |
Incoming male. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1206 |
Cannonball, shmannonball...It's still better than PowerPoint. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1207 |
I hope this isn't the new normal. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1208 |
As a team building exercise, I want you to levitate. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1209 |
The kid is trying to make a splash. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1210 |
We're still not convinced that you need a golden parachute. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1211 |
As I said, "corporate may pop by." |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1212 |
The secretarial pool was closed. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1213 |
David's grave mistake was not looking before leaping. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1214 |
Me first! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1215 |
I like the way he goes all in. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1216 |
Martin likes to think outside the pool. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1217 |
He always has to make a splash. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1218 |
It's Jeremy from the office pool. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1219 |
Boy, those beans have quite a kick. |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1220 |
This is for taking away summer Fridays! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1221 |
Jim just flew in from LA. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1222 |
Looks like a hostile takeover attempt after all. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1223 |
Look at me dad! I'm being a Disruptor! |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1224 |
The general opinion was that Greg's demonstration of the company's new parachute design could have been improved by wearing it. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1225 |
'I hate it when they parachute in a new guy'. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1226 |
A motion has been put forward. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1227 |
Top-down decision again? |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1228 |
Enough with these helicopter executives already! |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1229 |
Tom's projected outcome looks looks very promising. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1230 |
When I suggested that you "Drop In Sometime" I didn't mean literally. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1231 |
Cabinetball! |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1232 |
This was a side effect of the new drug no one had anticipated. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1233 |
I think you should try seeing things from my point of view. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1234 |
You're too big to be a fly on the wall, Jenkins. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1235 |
You said it was a drop-in meeting. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1236 |
Let's try cannon-balling this. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
1237 |
He said he could hit the ground running. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1238 |
Tell me again why Investments is on the floor ABOVE us. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1239 |
Who'd like to mentor the intern on what we mean by entering the office pool? |
1.2037 |
0.07181 |
54 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
1240 |
That's nothing, the last intern had to do a belly flop. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1241 |
Really, Jenkins? You think that will beat Abernathy's Pike Position 3 1/2 Somersault Gainer? |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1242 |
What does "GERONIMO" mean, exactly? |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
1243 |
Another newbie trying to make a big splash. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
1244 |
Clark, sit down. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1245 |
Consider it a hostile flyover. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1246 |
Aaaahhh! Spiders! |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1247 |
I think he is reporting stocks are tumbling and we are in for a hard landing. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1248 |
hi guys ! hi dad ! Am I late ? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1249 |
Looks like we're all here... let's jump right in. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1250 |
Sorry I'm late but I had trouble with the Uber. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1251 |
The newly hired junior ad executive floats his first idea |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1252 |
He likes to jump right into things. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1253 |
tell me how big the splash is. hey guys, tell me how big the splash is, OK? are you watching? guys, are you watching? tell me how big the splash is. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
1254 |
He's desperate to jumpstart his career. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1255 |
I cracked the glass ceiling from above! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1256 |
I'd like everybody to welcome our newcomer to the office pool. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1257 |
Beam me up, Scotty! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1258 |
Too many energy drinks. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1259 |
Chair! |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1260 |
Business school tip #49: When brainstorming stalls, try a cannonball. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1261 |
Last quarter he did a gainer. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1262 |
He just gets so up n the air about everything!! |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1263 |
The current situation demands increased oversight. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1264 |
Can't do this in a webconference! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1265 |
With the stocks taking a dive, Alan felt it only natursl to follow in suit... |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1266 |
Ann is out this week, so I'll be overseeing today's meeting. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1267 |
I'm telling you guys, DRONES are the way to go. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1268 |
Oh no, can he see my bald spot? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1269 |
I told you he wasn't stable enough to handle this job. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1270 |
Mr. Wallenda is here. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1271 |
I am afraid he will be disappointed with the depth of our conversation |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1272 |
There goes the pop-up timer, this meeting is done. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1273 |
I like the way he used to start the meeting with a joke! |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1274 |
He made a big splash in his new position. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1275 |
We figured you were just using this job as a springboard |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1276 |
Here's how to get a second chance to make a first impression. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1277 |
..and this is our idea for the Emperor's New Throne. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1278 |
I'm preparing for my golden parachute. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1279 |
Thurwell, always literal-minded, was told to "Get in there and make a big splash!" |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1280 |
Sorry I'm late - I've been helicoptering my kid all morning. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1281 |
Just dropping in. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1282 |
OK, who ordered a consultant? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1283 |
Son of a Boss |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1284 |
Oh Great! Jared's back. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1285 |
Somebody get this guy a fidget spinner, stat! |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1286 |
Chairs are for conformists. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1287 |
He's always first in the office pools. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1288 |
Jehoshaphat will present the next item. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1289 |
This golden parachute was supposed to deploy much earlier... |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1290 |
Oh, here's the Stuntmen's Union Rep. We have a quorom. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1291 |
Clear for Landing! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1292 |
Legal - mark the time - I am firing him before he hits the ground. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1293 |
You said we are all in deep water! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1294 |
Here comes Mr. Wabash again. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1295 |
Good Lord.... the presentation was supposed to be on LCD...not LSD |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1296 |
All in favor of purchasing Hover-board Chairs to bring a little levity to our meetings, say AYE. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1297 |
Common junior executive mistake: treating a board meeting like a pool party. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1298 |
No more coffee for you, Wickland. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1299 |
Just waiting for a chair, thanks. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1300 |
A simple 'I abstain' vote will suffice. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1301 |
Is this what they mean by 'disruption'? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1302 |
I've just come from the meeting upstairs |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1303 |
I gotta stop hiring collegiate summer interns. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1304 |
We never should have appointed Barnes Chairman of the Oversight Committee. |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
1305 |
Our millennial analyst is dropping by |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1306 |
Young man, I did state that we like new employees who dive right into their work here at Acme Industries, but a cannonball will not improve your chances for early promotion,... |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1307 |
He just wants us to look up to him. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1308 |
Talk about an explosive idea! |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1309 |
Yes, Jenkins likes to jump right in. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1310 |
It's Crosby with another one of his guy in the sky ideas. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1311 |
Better late than never, Mr. Jones. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1312 |
George, that's not what we meant by getting a jump start. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1313 |
"I love the new atomic whoopee cushion". |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1314 |
I should have negotiated a golden parachute. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1315 |
It's "lean in," Alan, not "leap in"!... |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1316 |
Jay, our management structure is bottom-up, not top-down. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1317 |
Please, someone tell Jack we no longer make candlesticks! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1318 |
Ah, here come the new budget numbers. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1319 |
Glenn's ideas have been flighty lately. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1320 |
I've always wanted an ejector seat. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1321 |
Look who decided to drop in. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1322 |
It could be a case of tight underwear....... |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1323 |
...and finally, Fred here is demonstrating our new line of conference room ejector chairs! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1324 |
Sorry to jump in like this... |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1325 |
I'm ambitious, flexible, high energy, and determined. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1326 |
Cannnnooonnbaalllll! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1327 |
Who forgot to tell Steve we discontinued the golden parachutes? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1328 |
Drawing from experience at the public pool, Richard knew that space would always be made for a cannonball |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1329 |
John is an activist shareholder. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1330 |
Who moved my water? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1331 |
Did we know he had "drone" skills when he was hired? |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1332 |
I have an urgent message from the Big Guy upstairs... |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1333 |
I'm being sucked up by the leadership vacuum. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1334 |
Where's my chair?!? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1335 |
Trump fired another one. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1336 |
No! It's LEAN IN! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1337 |
I vote we patent the pill if he can do it 10 times without stopping. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1338 |
That Potter has got to grow up if he wants to work here. |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
1339 |
Unbeknowst to them all, the receptionist substituted Mexican Jumping Beans for the ususal Macadamia nuts in the bowl at the reception desk. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1340 |
He always jumps to conclusions! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1341 |
He's dating Katie Holmes. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1342 |
Prophets are rising! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1343 |
Sloppy presentation, but entry? 9 out of 10. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1344 |
So, gentlemen ... in conclusion |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1345 |
Meth rocks! Woo-hoo! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1346 |
I got hung up on the details |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1347 |
All right, which one of you told the intern he needed to make a big splash at the meeting? |
1.1923 |
0.07786 |
52 |
46 |
2 |
4 |
1348 |
Casual Friday begins NOW!!! |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1349 |
So glad you could drop in on our meeting Mr. Wallenda... |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1350 |
My name's Cruise, Tom Cruise. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1351 |
Now that's core competency. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1352 |
I call this one "the flying accountant" |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1353 |
I demand a seat at the table!!! |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1354 |
You call that high, Mr. Pembrook? |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1355 |
When I said, "You're gonna flip over this..." I wasn't being literal. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1356 |
When you lie, your pants get really warm. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1357 |
Jerry didn't hear the 'think' bit in 'think tank'. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1358 |
That's not what any of us meant by "clear the table," Harrison, and I think you already know that. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1359 |
Who said white men can't jump?! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1360 |
Kid was bitten by a radioactive toad. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1361 |
You have to wait an hour after you fire someone! |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1362 |
I feel a simple 'No' vote would have sufficed, Threadgill. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1363 |
Pardon my wind. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1364 |
Sorry to just drop in like this. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1365 |
Not literally, Johansson. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1366 |
I believe this interpretive dance will illustrate what's happening to our stock price better than any line chart could. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1367 |
That's what I think of your kangaroo court! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1368 |
So it's agreed. We're ready to bring levitation to market. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1369 |
Not all disruption is creative, Mr. Puddalton. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1370 |
"For the love of God please help me," Dave cried as he hurtled skywards. But no one helped. Dave had been Chosen. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1371 |
The Crash is coming! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1372 |
Allow me to jump right in... |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1373 |
Don't get him started about Crossfit. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1374 |
I'm up in the air about the board's proposal! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1375 |
Get down, Harry. It's not your turn to cannonball the meeting.. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1376 |
Tom and his damn Scientology. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1377 |
That cannon's still loose! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1378 |
I don't know why he's wearing a tuxedo, but is that really the biggest problem we have right now? |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1379 |
Bring Your Trampoline to Work Day was yesterday, William. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1380 |
I'm fired! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1381 |
All right, we'll make you partner! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1382 |
Who's up for a little Quidditch. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1383 |
Maybe we should rethink suspending vacations this summer. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1384 |
No golden parachute. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1385 |
Sorry I'm late. The stairs were blocked by the painters so I took the chute. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1386 |
Barry once again you were hired for your loss projections not astral projections. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1387 |
...and just then, Tom joined the meeting |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1388 |
It's not what we meant by " jumping into things " |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1389 |
They bumped me off the flight for a crew member! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1390 |
He's just trying to distract us from his lousy quarter. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1391 |
Our new board member needs no introduction. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1392 |
That's the last time I will say "jump in any time". |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1393 |
I thought that lock had been replaced. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1394 |
I was told he'd parachute in. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1395 |
No boring Power Point presentations for Cliff. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1396 |
Here comes Todd, always trying to make a splash. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
1397 |
Seems the administration is desperate for distractions. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
1398 |
Keep that door open. He looks like one we may want to kick back downstairs. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
1399 |
Head down, Headmaster. It's another helicopter parent! |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
1400 |
When they told us Ira was a loose cannon, we should have paid attention. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1401 |
Henderson, naturally, will oversee everything we do here. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
1402 |
Get ready to table my motion! |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
1403 |
Motion carried. The X-Man member does not have to sit at the table. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
1404 |
Management says if you can't do it, you're out |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1405 |
I've asked Smithers from Legal to drop in> |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1406 |
Cannonball! |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1407 |
He always tries to remain above board |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1408 |
The coffee has made me a little jumpy. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1409 |
Nailed for flying by the seat of his pants. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1410 |
All in favor of reinstalling the glass ceiling… |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1411 |
I shouldn't have invited Brad to join the office pool. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1412 |
Max's colleagues credited his grand entrances to his love of energy drinks, and had learned to duck to avoid catastrophe. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1413 |
Dan, we said dive right in, NOT jump in with both feet! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1414 |
Incoming message from the chairman of the springboard. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1415 |
Ex paratroopers reunion. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1416 |
Now we can vote since everyone is here. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1417 |
No facts - no worry - jump into it anyway! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1418 |
Really? You don't.. Fred MacMurray? Flubber? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1419 |
I thought you said we were flying by seats of our pants?! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1420 |
Where’s my chair? This doesn’t work without a chair. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1421 |
I told you my idea was going to make a big splash! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1422 |
You didn't happen to see a golden snitch come through here. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1423 |
Hey ! Where's my chair ? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1424 |
It's like a walking desk... |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1425 |
He doesn't understand the concept of a temp pool. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1426 |
When I said "drop in" I didn't mean it literally... |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1427 |
In think Ted misunderstood my suggestion that he make a big splash at the meeting. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1428 |
The cabinet's new ejector seats add newsworthy pizazz to random firings. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1429 |
"I was bounced up; Joe, the chief wants to see you". |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1430 |
It's the latest from Engineering -- the Super Whoopee Cushion. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1431 |
Stevens always jumps right in. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1432 |
There's no need for you to hover around. We can get another chair. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1433 |
oh no ! there he goes again, another thought flying by the seat of his pants |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1434 |
Let's not wait for the chair. I can just hang. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1435 |
That's Higgins. He likes to make a splash. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1436 |
I'm all in! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1437 |
He always has to make an entrance |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1438 |
I guess we should have wheeled in an extra chair. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1439 |
I think it's safe to say Harold finally went off the deep end |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1440 |
Voila a minyan! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1441 |
Nice of you to drop in, Prescott. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1442 |
Isn't this the press pool?! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1443 |
Next time, invite me! |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1444 |
I'm going to jump right into this discussion. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1445 |
Just jumping into the discussion. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1446 |
Drew, this behavior is not what companies mean by being "disruptive." |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1447 |
I said "Jump!" and he said... |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1448 |
That is not what I meant by, "Jump in anywhere." |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1449 |
The last CEO didn't make much of a splash. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1450 |
Harry always jumps into these meetings with both feet! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1451 |
Mystery solved... It was just gas. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1452 |
James Comey's ejector button has been pushed. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1453 |
I thought I'd drop in. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1454 |
The new guy from the secretarial pool, I guess. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1455 |
Making an impact is our number one priority. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1456 |
Is this your way of saying that Robert's Rules of Order has been suspended? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1457 |
Join me in welcoming our newest Board member, Mr. C. Ball. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1458 |
Incoming! Fresh blood! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1459 |
He certainly knows how to make a splash. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1460 |
Jack seems to be up for the plan. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1461 |
Someone's looking to make a big splash on his first day at work. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1462 |
Please welcome our first college intern. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1463 |
Simpson remembered his lifeguard's advice: make a big splash if you want to earn a seat at the table. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1464 |
Someone put espresso in the coffee maker again. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1465 |
He aims high but falls flat |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1466 |
Now that I have your attention, I forgot what I was going to say. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1467 |
Remind Simon's secretary never to let him watch Mary Poppins before a board meeting again. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1468 |
Don't you get tired of his drama-king entrances? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1469 |
He's always trying to make a splash. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1470 |
Next time, no beans in the chili! None! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1471 |
Jumping Jehoshaphat! Who moved my chair! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1472 |
Mind if I jump in? |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1473 |
Who left to door open! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1474 |
I'm not sure I'll ever get used to the "just in time " delivery of our newest board members |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1475 |
Here i come to save the day! Though possibly not the table |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1476 |
I always lose at musical chairs!!! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1477 |
Sorry, McGyver, Flubber is not a new invention. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1478 |
He's been floating from position to position for years |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1479 |
He always jumps to conclusions! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1480 |
Thorndyke realizes the Executive Ball Pit was removed while he was on vacation. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1481 |
He's always last in the office pool, but man what an entry! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1482 |
The new Chairman's grandson is an advocate of marijuana. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1483 |
I wouldn't get too excited until Legal approves it. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1484 |
Trump tweeted what? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1485 |
When the boss said "Jump!" I asked "How high?" |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1486 |
Under the new healthcare plan, you will be required to perform various challenges tweeted by the President to cover your premiums |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1487 |
I'm not sure this is what they meant when they told us to "disrupt" the industry |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1488 |
When the boss throws someone out of a meeting, he really throws him. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1489 |
As the opioids wore off, Jeremy realized too late he wasn't at the Olympics |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1490 |
Stu chose to eject rather than find out what they did to his screenplay. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1491 |
Who invited Sean Spicer? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1492 |
Jones, your hologram projector has a glitch again. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1493 |
Alright gentlemen let's look at this from another point of view. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1494 |
Mind if I crash your meeting? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1495 |
That kind of behavior may be acceptable in the secretarial pool... |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1496 |
I told you we shouldn't tell Phil about the office pool |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1497 |
Look, I'm disrupting! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1498 |
You're next Higgins! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1499 |
"just what we need - Another consultant ". |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1500 |
We've got to stop hiring summer interns. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1501 |
Who made the coffee today? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1502 |
Our new Australian associate has arrived. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1503 |
Next time I am upgrading from economy seating. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1504 |
Here's Orville, flying by the seat of his pants again. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1505 |
If I could just jump in here. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1506 |
Six words. Last two words. Sounds like 'above it'. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1507 |
He's never going to stick the two-and-a-half gainer. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1508 |
He'll float right there until we get him a chair. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1509 |
What do you mean they've run out of Fidget Spinners? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1510 |
Mergerball! |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1511 |
here he comes again flying, by the seat of his pants! |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1512 |
He's been like this ever since he was bumped from an overbooked United flight. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1513 |
That's not what Zuckerberg meant by 'move fast and break things'. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1514 |
Captain Sully's motivational speech really spoke to Stan. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1515 |
Just flew in from the coast. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1516 |
A powerpoint presentation isn't gonna cut it, boys. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1517 |
Cannonballs receivable! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1518 |
Disrupt THIS, suckers! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1519 |
I didn't mean "Disruptive" in such a literal sense. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1520 |
I just landed the Flying Wallendas' account. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1521 |
He tends to explode out of his chair when you mention gov regs! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1522 |
Jackson I must say I'm disappointed. I thought at the very least you would open with a swan dive. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1523 |
Is this what you meant when you said 'Take a flying leap!' ? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1524 |
Who ordered my launch? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1525 |
Here's our CEO with the latest from United Flight 3411 |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1526 |
Glad you could drop by. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1527 |
Now that's an entrance! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1528 |
Sorry I'm late. Mind if I just jump in? |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1529 |
This is what a pink slip looks like without a golden parachute. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1530 |
Seeing that there was no seat for him, Peterson decided to cannonball and hope for the best. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1531 |
Mind if I hang around for the meeting? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1532 |
HR would prefer a seat at the table. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1533 |
I told you he'd find out |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1534 |
Wait--This ISN'T the secretarial pool?! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1535 |
Let's welcome our first presenter...Doug from Reengineering. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1536 |
I know I said jump in more often, but...!? |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1537 |
He always comes flying in after a hit of meth. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1538 |
Bob! This is not the secretarial pool! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1539 |
Doug from accounting will now demonstrate what's left in our bonus pool. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1540 |
Not having encountered voice-activated 3D Skyping technology before, the executives weren't sure if they were in a seance or a business meeting. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1541 |
No jumping into the think tank. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1542 |
Look who dropped in. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1543 |
One giant leap for mankind. We still need that. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1544 |
Excuse me but I have to jump on a call. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1545 |
Don't mind me - I am just jumping in. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1546 |
He's one of our pool employees. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1547 |
Here's an elevating thought. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1548 |
The new CEO really wants to make a splash. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1549 |
Johnson is going to make a big splash to the organization. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1550 |
Dammit, Potter! For the last time, I'm sorry I said you were full of hot air last week! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1551 |
This wasn't what we had in mind when we said to hire someone who Could jump right in |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1552 |
I absolutely HATE it when he gets a good idea. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1553 |
Incoming! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1554 |
You're supposed to catch me! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1555 |
I think I need to jump in to the meeting at this point. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1556 |
The first quarter earnings report has unintended consequence. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1557 |
It seems that our new board member will not need a chair. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1558 |
We signed Tom Cruise! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1559 |
Ejection seats certainly simplify board changes. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1560 |
Ever since "La La Land," he insists on cannonballing into meetings. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1561 |
I really need to jump in here.... |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1562 |
Gary misread today's email as, "cannonball in Room 201", not, "conference call in room 201" |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1563 |
Sorry, I was bumped off my flight. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1564 |
It's a labor pool, Jim! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1565 |
I'll show a drop in sales! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1566 |
He did say he'd make a splash come earnings season. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1567 |
Ten. Definitely a ten. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1568 |
My catapult misfired! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1569 |
I miss Powerpoint. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1570 |
Peters was always one to jump into a project with both feet running. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1571 |
Does anyone second Steve’s motion? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1572 |
We'll sell it to the airlines. Passenger Ejection Seat. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1573 |
Hope you don't mind my dropping in like this. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1574 |
You promised me a seat at the table! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1575 |
Jump right it, Robert. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1576 |
Please remove Mr. Jacobs from the talent pool. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1577 |
Neil has joined. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1578 |
My super-power is propulsive farting. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1579 |
That's it then. Cannonball passes 5-4. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1580 |
Elmer floated his idea to the Board of Directors |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1581 |
Somebody's all in. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1582 |
Bill's knee replacement surgery had some side effects. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1583 |
Cannonballing into the management pool |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1584 |
I asked Bob to jump in on our discussion regarding the lack of employee respect. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1585 |
That's his gainer; you ought to see his loser. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1586 |
Shortly thereafter, the board reconsidered participating in the circus performer rehabilitation program. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1587 |
It's the new fidget spinner. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1588 |
I hope nobody notices that my socks don't match. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1589 |
Bring it on home, Sully. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1590 |
When will we stop serving espresso before these afternoon meetings? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1591 |
It's the new Air Boardman! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1592 |
He says he always takes the high road. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1593 |
I hope you don't feel I am talking down to you, but... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1594 |
I left my golden parachute home. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1595 |
Get with it Rick, "outside the box" is finished. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1596 |
Launch? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1597 |
If the board approves, next I'm going lengthwise! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1598 |
It looks like Tabler has had another revelation. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1599 |
Lesson # 13 ..... "Oftentimes advice is not meant to be applied literally". |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1600 |
J.B.'s going to jump start the meeting again. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1601 |
He's at the top of his game. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1602 |
He takes rising above the competition to a whole new level. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1603 |
The typing pool is down the hall. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1604 |
We can always count on Jack to show us the flip side of the argument. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1605 |
Hologramatic Virtual Leader conference calling. Any questions? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1606 |
An activist investor has asked to join the board. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1607 |
"Is this in "Roberts Rules of Order"? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1608 |
It would be easier to finish this project if the director wasn't hovering over us. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1609 |
He made a break through. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1610 |
They're bombing our think-tank! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1611 |
Amazon texted that the chair was delivered an hour ago. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1612 |
See what happens when you don't give me that golden parachute!? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1613 |
Again unable to "read the room", Chad does his cannonball to lighten the mood. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1614 |
" I said TRUMP not JUMPa' |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1615 |
Guess his golden parachute isn't working! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1616 |
Quick. A chair! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1617 |
Let’s try to jump-start this sluggish project! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1618 |
"We are beginning to see some evidence that these activist investors are becoming a real nuisance". |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1619 |
You're flyered! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1620 |
Ah Hickman, this is not what I had in mind for an ice breaker. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1621 |
Who else is all in? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1622 |
summer interns always try to make a big splash |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1623 |
Whose bright idea was it to make this a diving board room? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1624 |
He just won the Cannonball account |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1625 |
He does all his business on the fly. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1626 |
Henry likes to start with a splash - he's new here. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1627 |
Why isn't he coming down? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1628 |
And now 'Footwear' demonstrates to the board it's latest 'Kangroo-Line' sport shoe. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1629 |
Mark's been elevated to the Board. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1630 |
Once again this guy is practicing one up-man-ship. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1631 |
"Bannonball!" Business as usual at Breitbart News |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1632 |
Don't mind me, just pretend I'm a fly on the wall. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1633 |
We should have waited tell the end of the meeting to announce raises. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1634 |
Fresh from the mailroom, Zach was determined to make a splash. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1635 |
My Kingdom for a Chair! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1636 |
Staff: another errant bombshell from the WH |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1637 |
This shows that a man can break the "glass ceiling,too"! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1638 |
I think head-quarters may have forgotten something when they parachuted him in. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1639 |
The newest member of the team makes his entrance. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1640 |
That's the last time you're having Taco Bell for lunch, Frank. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1641 |
sorry i'm late motherfuckers |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1642 |
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a winning cartoon caption. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1643 |
The Diving Board didn't anticipate having this kind of problem. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1644 |
The amazon drones are getting more and more lifelike. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1645 |
Mind if I play through? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1646 |
So let's welcome Tom from our Australian office. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1647 |
I sure hope there are no 'tapes' of this meeting... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1648 |
It's always the quiet ones who lose it. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1649 |
That's not what I meant when I told everyone to be ready to dive right in... |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1650 |
Here comes Kushner. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1651 |
Here's Johnny! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1652 |
We said this is a budget meeting, not a bungee meeting. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1653 |
Lateral thinker Metaphorical Mike dive bombed the writers' pool. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1654 |
We still cannot hear you, David! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1655 |
The Donald is here! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1656 |
CONFERENCE CALLLLLLLLLL!!!! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1657 |
John, you can levitate as long as you want, but we still don't have another chair! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1658 |
Cannonball! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1659 |
Who put caffeine in the water cooler again? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1660 |
I told you people, no Millenials on the board |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1661 |
All in favor? So moved. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1662 |
When the cannon ball salesman forgot to bring his Power Point presentation ... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1663 |
Our objectives are speed and imagination. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1664 |
Decaf doesn't seem to help. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1665 |
I'll take that as an abstention. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1666 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1667 |
Sorry to interrupt. It's just my 2:00 pm caffeine rush. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1668 |
Careful, Biggers. You're on a slippery slope there. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1669 |
John is just thinking above the box again. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1670 |
Here he comes, diving into the conversation again! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1671 |
Sorry, can't help it — I got into Bitcoin at 230! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1672 |
Please welcome our new law clerk from Barnum and Bailey LLP. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1673 |
Our sales are hovering at an all-time high, not unlike Dave. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1674 |
Boy are my arms tired. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1675 |
I call it flubber |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1676 |
Will Trump lie? I thought you said "Will, jump high"! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1677 |
Acrobat Reader v 1.0 |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1678 |
His nickname is "Drone" |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1679 |
Bob, you'd make more of an impact if you jumped from the window and not the door. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1680 |
Frank decides to jump into the discussion. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1681 |
I said I was going to fly in to the board meeting |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1682 |
Board Games |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1683 |
Too much coffee? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1684 |
The hover-chair project is, frankly, out of control. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1685 |
No need to panic. Our mail room is testing new executive instant messaging service |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1686 |
Oh look! Phil's replacement dropped in early. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1687 |
Look's like he forgot his golden parachute. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1688 |
No, no -- I said you've gotta DIVE on in. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1689 |
My kids say that the door is last year and I should use the vents. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1690 |
Is this disruptive enough? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1691 |
Bill always likes to jump right into a problem. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1692 |
I'm drawing a blank on the new guy's name but give me a moment at it'll hit me. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1693 |
This round of executive musical chairs is over, Statton. Back to the floor. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1694 |
Maybe we shouldn't call ourselves, 'the executive pool.' |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1695 |
He's on the springboard for success! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1696 |
If I can jump in here... |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1697 |
That's not what we meant by "Spring an idea on us" |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1698 |
The Russian judge gave him a 4. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1699 |
Diving head first into a project just don't cut it no more! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1700 |
Where's my seat? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1701 |
From the overall perspective.... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1702 |
Mergerball! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1703 |
He thinks this is a Spring-board Meeting. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1704 |
This just in! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1705 |
Steve, you heard wrong, we are not bouncing each other off of our ideas. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1706 |
About that golden parachuuuuuuuuute! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1707 |
Taking the term, "deep dive" to a new level |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1708 |
It's a new energy drink called Cannonball. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1709 |
He said Warren Buffett does this all the time |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1710 |
I don't see those projections being grounded in reality. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1711 |
Intern season!!! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1712 |
Well, did ask Herman to drop in at any time. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1713 |
I knew the windowless offices would work out |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1714 |
Well, congratulations, Martha, you broke the glass ceiling. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1715 |
I have an important announcement ... Cannonball! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1716 |
That's right, he's the CEO's son-in-law, but he went to Yale on a scholarship, and he's been overcompensating ever since. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1717 |
Dammit Johnson, I mean jump right in to the agenda! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1718 |
Let's jump into this, shall we? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1719 |
And now a report from the Australian office |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1720 |
Yolo! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1721 |
This time I'm trying to land in the smaller coffee cup. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1722 |
Wiggins! Glad you could make it, pull up a . . . . |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1723 |
Nice of you to drop in. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1724 |
The para-legal has landed. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1725 |
OK, bring me up to speed. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1726 |
His attempt at making a big splash at these meetings seems a little desperate.... |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1727 |
Let's tell our stockholders to assume this "brace" position prior to our financial presentation. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1728 |
Looks like our earnings estimate will come in right on target. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1729 |
we were just leaving |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1730 |
Blue-sky thinking coming through! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1731 |
"So then I jumped on her couch like this!" said Tom Cruise, world's worst board member. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1732 |
Whee!!! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1733 |
We like to throw our new board members in at the deep end. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1734 |
Don't laugh, he's new, a little wild with some fresh ideas. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1735 |
All the other big firms were getting trampoline flooring in THEIR conference rooms... |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1736 |
Anybody else take "Jump in any time" to mean "Jump in any time"? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1737 |
Oops; wrong door. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1738 |
I was told you did not have a quorum! |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1739 |
George just flew in from LA. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1740 |
Sh! Nobody suspend their disbelief. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1741 |
Must you keep droning on? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1742 |
They don't call him 'the cannonball express' for nothing! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1743 |
Everybody in the high-risk pool! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1744 |
We can't keep meeting like this |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1745 |
Charlie's boss told him to fly by the seat of his pants fornthe meeting and he did, literally! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1746 |
Just one more thing...kiss your a** good-bye. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1747 |
Call Alan Greenspan—Ronald’s having another episode of irrational exuberance. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1748 |
Hey. It's not my fault. Let me off the hook. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1749 |
Poindexter always said he wanted to be a fly on the wall at these meetings. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1750 |
Ahhhh! Spider! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1751 |
And he wonders why I don't let him run the company. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1752 |
We were hoping Finance would have a more graceful solution. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1753 |
He's always trying to get back into the box. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1754 |
More like BORED room! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1755 |
Look ma, no soul! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1756 |
Dave vowed he would make waves until the board of directors had some diversity. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1757 |
After the cannonball contest, there'll be a rousing game of sharks and minnows. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1758 |
Would you mind moving your coffee over? |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1759 |
He's like this whenever he doesn't get his way. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1760 |
Come down, George! We'll find you a chair. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1761 |
It's the most powerful drone we've developed. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1762 |
In here? Nobody could have stitched in time. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1763 |
Since you're late to the meeting, feel free to jump right in, Tom! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1764 |
The shareholders sent me. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1765 |
And to share his excitement about the new health care plan, here's Tom from human resources. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1766 |
Spider!! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1767 |
Someone must have broken the glass ceiling again. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1768 |
When you said Sales were plummeting, I had no idea... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1769 |
I'll just hover here. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1770 |
'Ok, so, going forward, there should be a soft landing when we touch base' |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1771 |
I knew he was full of hot air, but i didn't know it was this bad.. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1772 |
Well, that's one glass ceiling out of the way. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1773 |
Some people don't know their place. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1774 |
Stevens, you have to wait at least 60 minutes after eating. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1775 |
Will Steve's preexisting condition be adequately covered in a high-risk pool? |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1776 |
Today is Roger's last day as a test pilot. Just imagine tomorrow's meeting, coffee delivered when you want it and how you like it. |
1.1591 |
0.07926 |
44 |
40 |
1 |
3 |
1777 |
This Musical chairs game is getting tougher. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1778 |
Believe me, he's totally above-board and headed to be our fall guy. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1779 |
Just a demonstration on raising the bar. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1780 |
Can we agree it's time for Henderson to stop supervising the interns? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1781 |
Zander, we have already been over this--the table is not made of gluten. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1782 |
Despite treatment, Worthington still has a Peter Pan complex. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1783 |
COFFFFEEEEEE! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1784 |
My kids taught me this one. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1785 |
Wheeeeeee! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1786 |
Alan, how many times do we have to tell you that yelling 'Geronimo!' is inappropriate? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1787 |
Now will you let me in the office pool? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1788 |
OK, let's bounce around some ideas. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1789 |
Frank must have lost his golden parachute!! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1790 |
Dimmsdale, this is not what we meant when we said, 'You need to make an impact on the business.' |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1791 |
Sensing his job was at risk, Steve decided to make his value known by metaphor. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1792 |
I hear it's called 'Death Wish" coffee. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1793 |
we should have gotten him decaf! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1794 |
My therapist told me to bring an element of play into my work day. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1795 |
The boss's nephew--he started in the mail room yesterday. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1796 |
Charlie.....You need to cut back on the Mexican food... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1797 |
Eureka! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1798 |
I know that it worked in "Mary Poppins", Jacobs, but actually, nobody at this bank loves to laugh. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1799 |
He got his start in our typing pool. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1800 |
The Board recommends, "against". |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1801 |
John is our independent member of the board. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1802 |
Yes, he certainly appears to be 'special', but perhaps not the prosecutor we were hoping for. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1803 |
You have been doing a lot of tweeting so I want to make sure I got a birds eye view of you. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1804 |
If stock prices had risen it would have been a gainer. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1805 |
His flying sit spin is superb. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1806 |
He mentioned the presentation would be splashy. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1807 |
Charles tends to over-react to upticks in the market. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1808 |
He gets leadership and levitation mixed up. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1809 |
Whoa! Way to crash a meeting, Jack! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1810 |
Reynolds, your enthusiasm for the new ad campaign is duly noted! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1811 |
Sorry,they're charging more if you want to land. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1812 |
I thought I'd get a jump on the day. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1813 |
Wheeeeeee! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1814 |
Before you break for lunch I thought you should know, Don't order the bean soup! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1815 |
Funny, I don't remember meeting you guys on the way up. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1816 |
Decaf, Armstrong, gotta switch to decaf. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1817 |
Thank you for animating the numbers, Henry. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1818 |
This offer has some strings attached. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1819 |
Impressing the boss with pantomime instead of Powerpoint |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1820 |
There goes Bob, jumping into the next topic. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1821 |
Create a Distraction - taught @ Trump Uni |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1822 |
You wanted me to hop on this conference call |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1823 |
Think he wants to table the motion? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1824 |
Sure Gary. The "bored meeting" joke gets funnier every time. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1825 |
I'm hopping mad!! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1826 |
Meet the New Bureau Chief, Gen. Mike Flynn. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1827 |
Office Pool, Seriously Misunderstood |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1828 |
Trying to impress the boss again, eh, Johnson? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1829 |
When I asked you to jump into this meeting, I didn't mean it literally! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1830 |
I told him to order the Spanish rice and not double up on re-fried beans. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1831 |
The overhead is killing us. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1832 |
Duck, duck, GOOSE!" |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1833 |
Must have been that avocado toast! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1834 |
He's making levitation great again. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1835 |
Privilegeball! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1836 |
Jeffrey misunderstood the phrase "pool of candidates" and tried to make a splash during his interview. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1837 |
Is this not the springboard meeting? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1838 |
Fred was always jumping into conclusions. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1839 |
Be careful what you wish for:"fly on the wall" |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1840 |
You said you wanted to disrupt the market? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1841 |
Last one in a rotten IPO! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1842 |
Now, let's dive into the task at hand. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1843 |
Summer intern |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1844 |
See, I told you he was a disruptor |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1845 |
Jim, you could better show your enthusiasm for these meetings by being on time! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1846 |
Now that there's a woman on the board he wants to show off. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1847 |
Looks like someone got lucky last night. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1848 |
Can't say Jim doesn't express himself when we've got a good quarterly report. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1849 |
He's trying to make a big splash. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1850 |
Oh great, the cannonball presentation again. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1851 |
Always flying by the seat of his pants! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1852 |
Gentlemen, introducing our new line of anti-gravity athletic shoes. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1853 |
He had ejection seats installed last week, it's his new way of saying ...you're fired! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1854 |
Despite best efforts, Jim failed to make a splash with the board. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1855 |
When Ben said he had to go over something I didn't think he meant us. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1856 |
...and feel free to jump in if anything I say is incorrect. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1857 |
That's not the kind of jump we were hoping for, Gene |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1858 |
Ingot a raise! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1859 |
You can't use the door like everyone else, no?! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1860 |
Metaphorical cannonball! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1861 |
His doctor told him sitting is the new smoking. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1862 |
The board meeting always begins with a game of musical chairs--once again, poor John gets ejected. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1863 |
He promised this wouldn't happen after the merger. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1864 |
Motion to change Dave's nickname from 'Cannonball'? |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1865 |
We need to rethink the criteria for making partner. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1866 |
I'll never understand performance art. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1867 |
Another new hire, fresh from agile training. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1868 |
His previous employer is kicking him out as we speak -- ouch. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1869 |
He does this every time we pool our thoughts. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1870 |
It's called a deep dive hard launch. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1871 |
Insider trading makes me feel so alive! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1872 |
I'm all in on an office pool! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1873 |
someone took my chair |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1874 |
Fred...I told you use the window on Black Friday! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1875 |
We're gonna pass on the drone cushion and just reduce legroom again. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1876 |
Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the meeting clique. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1877 |
He's taking gesticulating to new heights. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1878 |
Next quarter I'll jump even higher. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1879 |
I know our board meetings are long and boring but an ejection seat? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1880 |
I need more direction from my team!!!! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1881 |
The trampoline conference table was a bad invention. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1882 |
When he dives in, he really dives in! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1883 |
It's enough for me to be a fly on the wall for this meeting. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1884 |
It's against company policy to show up to work high. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1885 |
I wish he would just helicopter in, like everybody else. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1886 |
Please welcome John, our newest member of mind over matter anonymous. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1887 |
Cannonball you're late as usual. |
1.1591 |
0.07926 |
44 |
40 |
1 |
3 |
1888 |
For the last time Gus, we all know where you come down on the methane vote! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1889 |
Thinking outside the box never felt so liberating. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1890 |
Rodney Peters demonstrates how to cannonball into a coffee cup. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1891 |
Peter, I told you we shouldn't have put a Red Bull vending machine in the break room. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1892 |
Higgins demonstrated the plunge in sales using the medium of interpretive dance |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1893 |
You told me I needed to show initiative |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1894 |
Gravity only applies to senior management. Josh is an intern. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1895 |
With Ted it is always about making a splash at our Board meetings. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1896 |
As you may have guessed,..., our new CEO did NOT get a golden parachute from his previous employer. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1897 |
He's been doing this ever since we got rid of the secretary pool. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1898 |
Well, here comes the interoffice male. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1899 |
It didn't work, Wilson, he has still got the hiccups; however, you did rip your pants all the way while performing your famous, "Full Moon Cannonball Special." |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1900 |
Didn't he get the memo on water boarding? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1901 |
It's my challenge to Elon Musk. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1902 |
Hey look. The Company President just dropped in! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1903 |
Then it's agreed, we'll take a flyer on the merger. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1904 |
I'm the Chairman of the Diving Board! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1905 |
You may be right, Or you may be wrong, But levitating higher, Won't keep you from FIRED! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1906 |
It's a jump to conclusions mat! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1907 |
Jasper, 'jumping-off point' is not a new concept, and I'm pretty sure this isn't how they teach it in college now. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1908 |
"Anyone else second the motion"! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1909 |
They told me to enter with a splash |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1910 |
We all knew it would be difficult to upstage this entrance. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1911 |
I'll take that as a "nay." |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1912 |
Griggsby suddenly senses his cannonball entry will not make the splash he intended. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1913 |
The Bored Room. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1914 |
Someone missed the memo posted in the break-room on addressing emotions in the workplace... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1915 |
Before I quit this company for a better opportunity, I just want to make one lasting impression. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1916 |
I thought he said that he was planning to float "a lone". |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1917 |
I told him, this the insurance industry. We don't go in for high-risk swivel chairs here. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1918 |
Going forward from this point on no one is allowed to use the phrase 'Golden Parachute'. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1919 |
Johnson always has to make a big splash at these board meetings. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1920 |
He always drops in late |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1921 |
Congratulations on your raise. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1922 |
Fred, I said let's dive right in, not cannonball. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1923 |
Jeff is going right to the top. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1924 |
I never thought offering paternity leave would be such a big hit. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1925 |
This, is where I would like our stocks to be. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1926 |
Nearly all the marketing team is nonplussed by Warren's idea of the frameless action photo. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1927 |
Disruption! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1928 |
Just go on meeting. I'm the new stockholder drone. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1929 |
Sorry I'm late. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1930 |
i knew this company was in trouble when they decided to make holes in the floors rather then fixing the elevators |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1931 |
Once he has your attention, he'll dazzle you with his pitch! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1932 |
Elon dropped me off. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1933 |
I told you guys I'd be dropping in later! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1934 |
Hiring a part time human canonnball might have been a mistake |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1935 |
All I said was, 'Would you like to get into the office pool?' |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1936 |
I seem to have an extra spring in my step today. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1937 |
Very impressive entry, Mr. Snavley but, unfortunately, you forgot the non-dairy creamer. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1938 |
Sorry I'm late. I was stacked up over O'Hare. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1939 |
Jim, your fired for showboating and grandstanding. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1940 |
Damn it, Mortimer. Lay off the beans already! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1941 |
He took the next level to the next level |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1942 |
not entering this one, just registering... |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1943 |
He likes to make a big splash at meetings. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1944 |
I told Phil there was an age limit on 'bring your child to work day'... |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1945 |
Ok, then, I want to table this motion ! |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1946 |
Hey, Joe--I wouldn't be landing on your head if I had a chair! |
1.1463 |
0.08235 |
41 |
38 |
0 |
3 |
1947 |
They don't call him Deus ex Machina for nothing. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1948 |
DEATH TO FALSE METAL!! |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1949 |
He's having problems with dosage on his new antidepressant. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1950 |
Well, It certainly is obvious that someone here fails to see the gravity of our latest report! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1951 |
That ceiling is not glass. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1952 |
Looks like Fred's taking "going forward" to the next level. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1953 |
Red Bull may give you wings, but Coors Light gives me hops. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1954 |
Yes, it is an off the wall idea. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1955 |
And here I thought Schwartz didn't give a flying f***. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1956 |
Not again! |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1957 |
Are you sure we sent Glick to the right leadership course? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1958 |
I guess we should've left the extra chair there after all. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1959 |
Last time I'm flying United! |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1960 |
Oh no! Another hostile takeover attempt! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
1961 |
I think it's best if I look at this problem from 30,000 feet, be back in about 45 minutes. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1962 |
I knew he'd be mad if we didn't have enough chairs . |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1963 |
'Parachute in' is the expression. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1964 |
No chair? Ok, I'll levitate. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1965 |
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHAIR? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1966 |
"I recommended he started drinking de-café coffee months ago". |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1967 |
You should do something about that hole in the roof. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1968 |
Ed never learned the simple protocol of raising one's hand. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1969 |
Fenstrad has something he wants to tell us |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1970 |
Cannonball!! (for business) |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1971 |
Quivering, Larry rocked himself into the fetal dimension. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1972 |
I'm trying for a "bird's eye" view. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1973 |
Last one in is a rotten egg! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1974 |
Jenning's presentation to the board was a bit splashy. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1975 |
And from that day on, in wistful memory of young Jason, the management team always referred to it as cannonballizing sales. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1976 |
I preferred the pencil dive. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1977 |
Mr. Abbott can only stay a minute then he's off to another meeting. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1978 |
He got up early this morning. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1979 |
Meet Ben, my new assistant. I told him to jump into the meeting with me...... |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1980 |
The mediator has arrived! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1981 |
The Managing Millennials seminar is next week. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1982 |
I think you took the instruction "We need to make a splash here" too literally... |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1983 |
Nice dramatic pause, Leo. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1984 |
I just tried iFly, the indoor skydiving thing, and it's great, I got a season pass! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1985 |
Bob will be reporting on our Drone sales for last month. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1986 |
Parkour! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1987 |
As you can plainly see, my Pause Button and your Freeze Frame are completely different. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1988 |
"I love 'take your evil twin to work' day". |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1989 |
I'm going to tuck and roll. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1990 |
Wait till you guys see the golden parachute the bank gave me! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1991 |
His resume said he was a high flyer. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1992 |
His ideas always make a splash. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1993 |
Harold thinks he's above it all. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1994 |
All in favor of reassessing our athleisure wear policy? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1995 |
He'll need a seat when he lands |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
1996 |
I guess it's time for our launch break. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1997 |
He believes in disruptive innovation. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
1998 |
I will not be ignored! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
1999 |
I'm the new guy. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2000 |
Sorry I'm late, I had a last minute practice with the Flying Wallendas. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2001 |
The cannonball is not against office policy, but he didn't wait an hour after eating. |
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1 |
2002 |
Let's get back to earth Cosgrove! |
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0 |
2003 |
we see you enjoyed your running with the spring bok vacation.... |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2004 |
Hey everyone, Fred from IT here, dropping-in with a cloud update! |
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4 |
1 |
2005 |
To appeal to Millenials, the company introduced "Cannonball friendly meetings". |
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1 |
2006 |
I thought we'd hit bottom with the corporate trust falls. |
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2 |
2 |
2007 |
I think John is excited about the applicant pool. |
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1 |
2008 |
United Airlines just threw me off the plane. |
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38 |
2 |
2 |
2009 |
What does it matter if he doesn't stick the landing? |
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1 |
2010 |
What's needed is for someone to jump start the committee. |
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0 |
2011 |
I hate it when the new guy tries to make a splash at his first meeting. |
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1 |
2012 |
Good to see you finally rising to the occasion, Stimson! |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2013 |
I fart in your general direction! |
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38 |
2 |
2 |
2014 |
Please don't use that word Kroger. The proper term is flatulence. |
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4 |
1 |
2015 |
...and Steven's here to discuss our entering the drone market. |
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4 |
1 |
2016 |
Why John is never invited to meetings. |
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6 |
0 |
2017 |
We need to make a big splash! |
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4 |
1 |
2018 |
Alan always takes things literally. I should never have told him to "make a big splash." |
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4 |
1 |
2019 |
We dodged an audit one last time. |
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6 |
0 |
2020 |
We-Need-A-Major-Distraction-From-A-Big-Quarterly-Loss-Ba-a-a-a-a-all! |
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38 |
2 |
2 |
2021 |
I didn't take him seriously when he said he was into water sports. |
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1 |
2022 |
Someone told him to make a big splash on his first day. |
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38 |
2 |
2 |
2023 |
I don't mean to drone on like this. |
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2 |
2 |
2024 |
he said he would try and drop by |
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6 |
0 |
2025 |
You're late, Adderly. |
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4 |
1 |
2026 |
Rebooted again, Smithers? |
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1 |
2027 |
Tell us again the market for this "Chairhopper" of yours? |
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1 |
2028 |
Prepare to be "creatively disrupted". |
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1 |
2029 |
Last one in the office pool is a rotten egg. |
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38 |
2 |
2 |
2030 |
Mr. Bannon couldn't make it. |
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4 |
1 |
2031 |
But Shannon gets to wear slippers? |
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4 |
1 |
2032 |
I like this musical chair approach to downsizing. You're outta here, Mr. Whitmare. |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2033 |
Steve Naughton- has entered the meeting. |
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4 |
1 |
2034 |
This is what happens when you ban golden parachutes. |
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4 |
1 |
2035 |
Indeed, Mr. Mankoff, when the board invited you to jump right in with gusto..." |
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4 |
1 |
2036 |
From up here, everyone looks like sycophants. |
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0 |
2037 |
Jim, when it's a bird that does it, its good luck. Unfortunately here, when Frank does it, you're fired. |
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38 |
2 |
2 |
2038 |
He may be late, but he showed up in style. |
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1 |
2039 |
You're gonna have to take it to Human Resources, Bob. We're not equipped for this. |
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6 |
0 |
2040 |
Our next presenter needs no introduction |
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1 |
2041 |
You said you wanted a political outsider |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2042 |
I hope I'm dreaming, you jerks ! |
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4 |
1 |
2043 |
It was the last board meeting Fred "Cannonball" Jones would ever attend. |
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4 |
1 |
2044 |
I heard he made a big splash at his last job. |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2045 |
Mr. Smith's misunderstanding of the term overhead annoyed his associates. |
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4 |
1 |
2046 |
I've told you before, Jenkins, that anti-gravity is not a core value of this company. |
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38 |
2 |
2 |
2047 |
Make up your mind. Are you coming or going? |
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6 |
0 |
2048 |
We hired him because he's a pioneer in rewriting the Laws of Gravity... |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2049 |
I said it from the start, a ceilingless boardroom was a bad idea. |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2050 |
Must we table every motion? |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2051 |
That's not what I meant by; 'Make a big splash'! |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2052 |
All in favor say, "Ayyyyyye!" |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2053 |
The mobile app to rise above the fray seems to be working. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2054 |
Of all of Ed's attention-getting conference strategies, the "cannonball:" was the most effective, and most destructive. |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2055 |
Best office pool ever! |
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0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2056 |
How to make a splash at your office meeting. |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2057 |
Jenkins! You didn't ask how high! |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2058 |
Nepotism. |
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0.05465 |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2059 |
His promotion is up in the air. |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2060 |
It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA! |
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0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2061 |
Newbie's idea from outside the box. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2062 |
Mine if I drop in |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2063 |
How about I never step down - is never good for you? |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2064 |
This is why I'm going to pack my golden parachute myself! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2065 |
I'm thinking outside the box and aiming high! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2066 |
The new trampoline works great. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2067 |
And now a visual demonstration of that forecast. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2068 |
Last one in the typing pool is a loser! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2069 |
Making a big splash is the first step to success. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2070 |
Mr. Louganis, will you please take you seat! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2071 |
The company is trying to be more disruptive. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2072 |
In the words of our President Trump, "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!". |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2073 |
I'm not sure, but I would guess that's a "hell not" vote. |
1.1429 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2074 |
Hello from Product Testing |
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0.05465 |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2075 |
Intern! |
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0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2076 |
CANNON BAAALLLL!!!!! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2077 |
That's Dave, he likes to make a big splash when he enters. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2078 |
What we want to know, Mr. Peter, is have you risen to the level of your own incompetent yet? |
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42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2079 |
Looks like the quarterly results are in. |
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0.05465 |
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36 |
6 |
0 |
2080 |
Um Phil, we didn't literally mean let's dive right into the meeeting. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2081 |
10 Wounded as Google Trials New Office Diving Board. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2082 |
So annoying. Why can't he just show up like the rest of us? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2083 |
Talking about Crossfit is bad enough, Nate |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2084 |
Diving straight in, Jack? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2085 |
I need a chair....Quickly!! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2086 |
Would you agree it's the most exciting happening since Jenkins mooned the Chairman? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2087 |
I'm telling you it'll solve the problem or my name isn't Clark Kent ... Oops!!" |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2088 |
He does bring fun to the meetings. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2089 |
Sorry I'm late. Just flew in from the coast. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2090 |
In hopes of increasing productivity, management opted for a more Machiavellian approach to firing. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2091 |
I'm working up to the window. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2092 |
We got it the first time Art. Now get down. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2093 |
That's one way to float an idea! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2094 |
Fresh idea delivery! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2095 |
How's this for a great chair-raising idea. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2096 |
Welcome our newest employee to the Acme Cannon Ball Company. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2097 |
On Mondays, I hover commute. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2098 |
Jim, when I said your presentation should make a splash, this isn't what I meant. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2099 |
"He did say he had something exciting to announce". |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2100 |
I'm sorry. His son is not ready to lead. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2101 |
This is Mike here, jumping onto the call! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2102 |
Of course it's a metaphor Wilkins! But for what? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2103 |
It looks like Spring is in the air again! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2104 |
Financial crash positions! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2105 |
We said, 'Let's dive in.' |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2106 |
Since George got promoted, you can't keep him down |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2107 |
James entered with uncharacteristic aplomb. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2108 |
OK Jim, we'll go swimming after the meeting. Now settle down. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2109 |
Jim's first day on the Diving Board of Directors. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2110 |
At summer camp his nickname was cannonball |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2111 |
Thats not what I meant by "make a splash." |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2112 |
He's been like this since he won the office pool." |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2113 |
What we need is a little White House style chaos! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2114 |
Attention must be paid! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2115 |
Feel free to jump right in, Bob. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2116 |
Babe, the idea was touching down with you! 1'AM 0FF ,'-) |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2117 |
Will someone please get me some Scotch tape for my necktie? |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2118 |
I'm droning!!! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2119 |
Leonard, when we asked if you could do a quick fly by to the conference room, that’s not what we had in mind. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2120 |
No, Bill, I said jump start growth, not start jump growth. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2121 |
Somebody likes the new espresso machine. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2122 |
Excuse me, I'm still flying high from the promotion. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2123 |
It's the latest tricky move in corporate ladder-climbing. We call it the Trump Jump! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2124 |
He's our wiz kid. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2125 |
Please don't tell Bob to "jump in" on any more conference calls. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2126 |
What a showboat! Does he have to dive into EVERYthing headfirst? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2127 |
I have a great idea! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2128 |
Cummings, please....we are well aware the stocks have soared. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2129 |
No, I wasn't invited. I'm the proverbial fly on the wall. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2130 |
This guy's always been a drone. Let 'em hover. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2131 |
And this, good people, is how the Trampoline Conference Table™ turns routine status meetings into unforgettable experiences. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
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37 |
4 |
1 |
2132 |
He's THAT guy! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2133 |
I regret being late:I was hijacked. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2134 |
Dan, did you really have to negotiate parkour into your benefits package? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2135 |
Darren quickly lost his trampoline room privileges. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2136 |
Late arrival at the corporate pool. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2137 |
I'm gonna need a chair... quick! |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2138 |
It's called a board room mobile |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2139 |
Dean's boardroom cannonball ended office pools forever |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2140 |
Should I give my financial presentation now or wait until the helium wears off? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2141 |
Maybe the triple shot of espresso was a little too ambitious. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2142 |
Watch out! I just joined the high-risk pool. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2143 |
He's always jumping in at the wrong time. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2144 |
What'd I tell you? No glass ceiling. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2145 |
It's Phil; he's practicing his soft skills. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2146 |
He's really gone off the deep end this time. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2147 |
I'm betting that this will be a soft bounce. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2148 |
I am going to ask you not to drone on...... |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2149 |
Incoming! This meeting is being cannon-balled. |
1.1429 |
0.08044 |
42 |
39 |
0 |
3 |
2150 |
We pranked him. We told him his Golden Parachute was invisible. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2151 |
Jerry made a motion to approve the contract. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2152 |
Disruption interruption! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2153 |
Okay, okay! I'll table the motion. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2154 |
Will someone get a chair for Charlie? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2155 |
Jim makes a splash by takinng the office pool too literally. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2156 |
They said he'd make a splash |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2157 |
It's not on the cloud. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2158 |
Uber's new Express service is amazing ! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2159 |
This is a disruptive innovation. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2160 |
Meet our new consultant, Vlad the Disrupter. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2161 |
Larry, pull out the pillow! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2162 |
Corporate raider, old school. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2163 |
Banzai!!! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2164 |
He's here to shake things up. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2165 |
Millennial incoming! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2166 |
I want to join the office pool! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2167 |
That's Bob. He specializes in impressive entrances. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2168 |
If this doesn't work, you can fire me. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2169 |
This is nothing. Just wait until I get my bonus. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2170 |
And new to the board, straight from Cirque du Soleil, I'd like to introduce you to Cannonball Ray. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2171 |
Looks like Johnson's flight was overbooked. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2172 |
Harry, defenestration practice only starts next week. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2173 |
I promised that I'd "jump right in." |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2174 |
We're calling it a 'Hover Toilet' - 'the john that flies.' |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2175 |
Sorry to drop in late. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2176 |
Joe always makes a big splash. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2177 |
Unfortunately, the boardroom ejector seats will need to be recalled. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2178 |
This is nothing. Wait till you see what I have planned for the annual meeting. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2179 |
Tucker, you pound the table or you make a splash. Not both. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2180 |
Here comes the decider! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2181 |
Rather have him 'dive in' than 'pick our brains'. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2182 |
She said to lean in, not jump in! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2183 |
Is this a drop-in meeting? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2184 |
We understand "Market Disruption" Higgins. We don't need the demonstration. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2185 |
And with that story Ted finally understood the phrase "I guess you had to be there." |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2186 |
Can I jump into this meeting? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2187 |
He thinks he's going to make a big splash. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2188 |
Ted was dismissed without a parachute |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2189 |
Collin never tired of demonstrating, that when aided by a fart, he could get his feet six feet off the floor. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2190 |
Dave, I told you not to eat the beans! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2191 |
Turns out the "L" in that new elevator stands for launch, not lobby. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2192 |
I'm torn regarding his fitness for the job. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2193 |
This next dive is called "an impression of our company's stock" |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2194 |
Another way to crash the meeting |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2195 |
Oh, that's just George springing into action! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2196 |
Dad, Dad, I finally made it..... |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2197 |
This is going to hurt. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2198 |
It's plain to me, we need a product that moderates excessive gas . |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2199 |
Hold everything. We had better reevaluate our shoe business! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2200 |
I thought we had installed a net after the last crash. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2201 |
Alright, alright. We'll find you a chair. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2202 |
Will someone please catch me?! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2203 |
We told you last time Henderson, there is just no market for an invisible ladder! |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2204 |
Don't you wish Dan would go back to just leaning in? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2205 |
Corporate musical chairs is so much more fun! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2206 |
Meet 'Cannonball' Ken. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2207 |
Corporate said we needed a hype man. |
1.1429 |
0.08044 |
42 |
39 |
0 |
3 |
2208 |
He always flies in by the seat of his pants. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2209 |
And now, please welcome the new director of the FBI |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2210 |
I think we need to cut back on the number of disruption metaphors in company memos. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2211 |
Am I getting your attention now? |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2212 |
Well I'm here, aren't I?! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2213 |
Ah, here's the latest board member parachuted by the president. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2214 |
I'm trying to restore that sense of childlike glee we all felt when getting into trademark law. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2215 |
Better late then never! |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2216 |
Steve's "we're all part of a simulation" hypothesis is about to get real. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2217 |
And I'm going to keep doing this until you give me chair. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2218 |
Ball. Cannon Ball. |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2219 |
That's the best use of our new drones that I could think of! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2220 |
I said would you like to raise an issue |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2221 |
The sales for our new trampoline are skyrocketing. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2222 |
Here's what I think of your pool of candidates! |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2223 |
Colleagues, it's my pleasure to introduce our newest far flung correspondent. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2224 |
Stop jumping to conclusions Jim, we'll get you a chair. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2225 |
I've got a solution to our groupthink problem. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2226 |
Upward Mobility |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2227 |
Sorry, Ted. That's my usual place. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2228 |
No one has ever stuck the landing on the table. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2229 |
Don't worry, he's always trying to get the jump on everyone. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2230 |
You said to "drop in" to the meeting after my 4:15 ended . . . . |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2231 |
I meant "hop right on it" after the meeting is over. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2232 |
The new ejector seats work great when somebody comes up with a dumb idea. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2233 |
I guess the office pool has a new winner |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2234 |
His parachute failed. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2235 |
Here comes John again with his cannonball ideas! |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2236 |
I think it's time to remove the yoga balls from the conference rooms ... |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2237 |
He's finally gone off the deep end. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2238 |
What!! Never seen someone fly by the seat of their pants before? |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2239 |
If we don't start turning a profit, the guys upstairs are going to come down hard on us. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2240 |
Simmons, we do NOT cannonball at board meetings. You're supposed to be bending over. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2241 |
I came flying when I heard the news! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2242 |
I know this sort of thing only happens in a 'New Yorker' cartoon caption contest but you have to admit, my being inexplicably airborne does offer the potential for a halfhearted chuckle. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2243 |
I heard you were looking for an angel investor. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2244 |
Instead of leaning in, I decided to jump in. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2245 |
Sometimes you just gotta say "Geronimo!" |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2246 |
Geronimo! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2247 |
His presentation didn't land. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2248 |
My other meeting ended early so I thought I'd drop in to see how this one's going. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2249 |
I don't think Alan is ready to vote just yet. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
2250 |
This just in from accounting. We're bankrupt! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2251 |
Told you he would drop in! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2252 |
Sorry I'm late - the meeting with Technology ran on and on. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2253 |
Diving Board Meeting! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2254 |
Sorry, I just earned my effervescence patch. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2255 |
They call it high functioning yoga |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2256 |
But you said you were going to dive right into the project. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2257 |
I guess the double shot expresso is kicking in |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2258 |
It looks like Charlie had Pop Tarts again for breakfast |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2259 |
Sitting is a preexisting condition. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2260 |
Spring is here. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2261 |
Fake cannonball. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2262 |
That Mitchell...Always trying to make a big splash at these quarterly meetings. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2263 |
This meeting is called to orbit! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2264 |
Hippity hop, Hippity hop, I'm a frog! I'm a frog! Why wasn't I invited to this meeting? Henry finally snapped on not being invited to important meetings. anymore. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2265 |
Sounds like a great deal; I'll just go ahead and jump right in. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2266 |
God help us, it's staff meetings--not turtles--all the way down... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2267 |
Father-in-law told me to blow up The State Department! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2268 |
OK, so you have a powerful fart. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2269 |
We should be careful of our use of "everyone in the pool" while inside. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2270 |
This should squelch any rumor that he was parachuted onto the Board. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2271 |
Eric never really grasped the concept of the 'office pool'. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2272 |
Our boss told me today was the day to make a big splash. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2273 |
Just think happy thoughts like higher profits and you're up. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2274 |
When I said, "Dive in to the conversation," I didn't mean "Canonball," McDaniels. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2275 |
I thought the market was up. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2276 |
Idea shower! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2277 |
Cripes! Who moved my chair? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2278 |
Don't mind him. He simply suffers from an excess of helium. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2279 |
You still fail, Bushwick, to have achieved the heights necessary for a parachute of any sort. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2280 |
Your crazy ideas will spring this company backwards. Let's move forwards |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2281 |
Bob always makes some bold move at the start of these meetings - but a 'Cannonball?' That's taking it to a whole new level. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2282 |
Ever the optimist |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2283 |
He told me to "go take a flying leap." |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2284 |
He's formerly of Ringling, Barnum & Bailey. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2285 |
I accept your kind invitation to join the Board! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2286 |
We did only ask he keep the suit on. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2287 |
While, the market values disruption, Hodges, this committee does not. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2288 |
Ned hopes his new idea makes a big splash. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2289 |
I request a move to recess! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2290 |
It's his first meeting. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2291 |
Hold it. I think Larry is jumping in with something. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2292 |
Some meetings just seem to drone on. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2293 |
Stop showing off Jared, Donald wouldn't like "Marco Polo" |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2294 |
I see Fred is in is happy place again! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2295 |
Poor guy. He thought he had a golden parachute. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2296 |
Leonard, you really need to find a different Air B&B. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2297 |
Quick Johnson, slide over your mug! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2298 |
We've been working on more dynamic proposals. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2299 |
He likes to make a "big splash" when he comes to the meetings. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2300 |
Well, he said it'd make a huge splash. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2301 |
He screamed "Evolution!" But the IDIOT still says: IT'S FAKE SCIENCE! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2302 |
It's my golden parachute, minus the parachute! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2303 |
Sorry I'm late. United offered me ten thousand dollars and a slightly fractured kneecap. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2304 |
I love the new Starbucks downstairs! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2305 |
I never really thought you were OFF THE WALL until now. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2306 |
Who is going to break the news that he has not been offered a golden parachute? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2307 |
Millennial disruptor…comin’ through! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2308 |
Does Bob realize he's not wearing his golden parachute? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2309 |
It's confirmed. His head is full of air. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2310 |
Jack always does this when the meeting reaches the scheduled time. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2311 |
Jesus Christ, Tim! This is not what we meant by drop into the meeting. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2312 |
When the boss says "jump", Todd jumps!!! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2313 |
At least he actually showed up this week. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2314 |
This is my art of the deal. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2315 |
I told him to make a splash, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2316 |
End the VR conference call! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2317 |
You should see what he does when he's early. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2318 |
I think the taxidermist did a helluva job! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2319 |
My golden parachute didn't open...! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2320 |
In theaters this Friday: "The Boardroom Crasher." |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2321 |
He's our solution to the drop-down menu |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2322 |
Have you tried the new Macbook Air? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2323 |
You got the part. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2324 |
Sorry guys, I was eaves-dropping and it just got too hot up there. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2325 |
Damn it, Sedgewick, we sell Jif, not Peter Pan! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2326 |
We should have given him that golden parachute. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2327 |
Cowabunga on you committee heads, Here's how you display your individual opinions on anything controversial. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2328 |
Get the new security guy! what's his name...Comney? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2329 |
We were warned the boss' son-in-law would try to make a big splash at the first board meeting |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2330 |
Did you say WHITE chocolate chip? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2331 |
We ran out of golden parachutes? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2332 |
Is this the Cukoo's Nest? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2333 |
He's a lousy salesman but he does a great cannonball. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2334 |
No, REALLY, I just flew in from Chicago! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2335 |
CANNONBALL in the brain pool! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2336 |
Calling to order the United Acrobatics Union Board Meeting. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2337 |
The higher they rise, the harder the fall. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2338 |
Another no frills flight |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2339 |
This new Uber service is the next big thing! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2340 |
He wants to find out if his parachute is really golden. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2341 |
You said, and I quote, "Let's make a big splash at the board meeting!" |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2342 |
There is a boy in Grants and Contracts // Who calls himself the human trampoline |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2343 |
No golden parachute for this guy. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2344 |
Stand out and be different |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2345 |
Mr. Bond keeps dropping in on our meetings. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2346 |
These activist investors are so distracting. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2347 |
It's Jim from the Steno Pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2348 |
Jeff really wants to make a splash in the Housing Market. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2349 |
"Sorry I'm late, just flying in. Is that my space.? WHO TOOK MY CHAIR"? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2350 |
He calls it Above The Law, his impeachment immunization: plausible deniability. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2351 |
"T."he new guy said he would jump right in |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2352 |
Can you float a different idea? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2353 |
I thought we decided to keep him out of the office pool! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2354 |
This meeting was about litigation not levitation!!! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2355 |
Don't worry! I've now got a whole new perspective on our strategy. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2356 |
Terry is always making an entrance |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2357 |
I'm hoping to make a splash with this firm. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2358 |
The stock market jumped like this! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2359 |
That's one way to get into the talent pool. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2360 |
Any one else have a question? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2361 |
I hate hung juries. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2362 |
The last board he was on was a diving board. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2363 |
It's that former FBI director, What's his name! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2364 |
Joe, must you drone on and on at these meetings? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2365 |
He was always one to put his words into action. I think we're in trouble. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2366 |
He landed a front somersault in the pike with a half-twist last week in accounts. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2367 |
Jut another high-ranking official making an entrance. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2368 |
Oh, no! Burt's tabling another motion. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2369 |
Is anyone going to jump on this conference call? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2370 |
I hope I'm still a presence even though I no longer have a seat on the board! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2371 |
Bixbee didn't get a golden parachute. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2372 |
The meetings got like this when Will Ferrell joined the Board. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2373 |
I told you I'd figure the anti-grav thing out! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2374 |
Milton always has to make waves. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2375 |
He keeps trying to stay above it all. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2376 |
For god sakes Crosby, we're pooling our IDEAS! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2377 |
I got a discount on my flying uber ride to participate in testing the eject function. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2378 |
Looks like Bob is hot off the board. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2379 |
I'm above all of you! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2380 |
Damn nepotism |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2381 |
Did he say he was going to drop a bombshell or a cannonball? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2382 |
I couldn't resist floating it by you. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2383 |
I can't believe it's 2117 and we're still having issues with video-conferencing. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2384 |
Again, really? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2385 |
Oh Wilson! Must you get here by the seat of your pants every time? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2386 |
I know he said he was up in the air about his job, but seriously? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2387 |
Steven misunderstood when he was told to make a 'splash' at the pitch meeting for Capri Sun's new tropicannon ball flavor. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2388 |
He just hasn't been the same since we started buying that Russian free trade coffee! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2389 |
I said we have an office FOOTBALL pool. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2390 |
It's Arthur again, with his high flying ideas. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2391 |
Interesting reaction to the whoopie cushion, I'd say! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2392 |
The tie is broken. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2393 |
I told you not to order the cabbage soup! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2394 |
Why must you be so pro-descending? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2395 |
He's going to make a splash in the dOW. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2396 |
Who told him we had to pool our resources? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2397 |
It's time for the investor activist to join the Board meeting. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2398 |
This is "Budget Forecasting" Schlemmler; we don't levitate anything in here. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2399 |
Cannonball + Office meeting = You're fired. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2400 |
Here's Jeff to introduce the new Cannonball campaign. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2401 |
My first rule as chairman of the board will be to make exciting entrances mandatory! |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2402 |
Anyone think you have a better idea? Just jump on in! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2403 |
"Jump into the deep end" is a metaphor, Kyle. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2404 |
Comey!? I thought you were in D.C. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2405 |
The meeting will come to order. This is not DANCING WITH THE STARS, FitzRandolph. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2406 |
Thanks for the job, Dad! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2407 |
Quick! Let's pool our ideas. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2408 |
I'm determined to make an impact |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2409 |
I told you not to hire someone from the employment pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2410 |
Albert, why can't you just walk in and join the meeting quietly like everyone else? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2411 |
Well, the sign did say 'No Diving.' |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2412 |
Working without a Power Point |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2413 |
"Entrance" is everything! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2414 |
Hey guys, is this the FBI? If so, meet your new director. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2415 |
You're being too flighty. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2416 |
Always the grand entrance! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2417 |
This part is great, but he can't swim. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2418 |
I came in like a wrecking ball |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2419 |
Aw, that guy's always flying by the seat of his pants. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2420 |
Joe's cannonball entrance didn't quite go as planned. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2421 |
No, no, no Millennials.We expected a 'bombshell' in the Boardroom, not a 'cannonball'. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2422 |
I need to just jump in here. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2423 |
Yippee! I vote 'aye' for the bigger teeter-totter! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2424 |
Chas Pemberwell, corporate drone. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2425 |
Steve's desperate to make a big splash with this presentation. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2426 |
Yates, Bharara, Comey. I wonder who'll be.... Oh! Him. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2427 |
Frank joins the office pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2428 |
Adderley! Please join the meeting like everyone else! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2429 |
I prefer hard numbers, but I feel an impending crash. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2430 |
I kid you not. It's part of our the new on-site well-being program. Parkour-porate. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2431 |
We didn't see the implications of the new gas tax. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2432 |
The new guy's arrival quickly made a big impact in the advertising department. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2433 |
Who hired this guy, I said that after lunch, we all need to jump into our asset risk pool? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2434 |
Ah, here comes Mr. Adderley. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2435 |
We brought him in to make a splash. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2436 |
Alright! If we're finally in the black, I'm expecting a raise. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2437 |
We have a zero-tolerance policy for zero-gravity. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2438 |
Larry will not disagree with the boss again. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2439 |
Gerald's ill-fated attempt to prove that there is no glass ceiling. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2440 |
Who invited Mergers and Acquisitions? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2441 |
He's just acting up to get in camera. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2442 |
That's Greg from renewable energy. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2443 |
Too much cafe latte. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2444 |
And now, we have a short presentation from marketing. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2445 |
Impressive, Jenkins. Now, let's continue taking a deep dive into our quarterly numbers.... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2446 |
I told you we got the wrong kind of 'agile' coach. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2447 |
Woohoo! It's the next crash! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2448 |
Give that guy a fidget spinner! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2449 |
Well that's one way to stop the investigation. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2450 |
Surprise, bitches! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2451 |
I'd like to introduce Fred Robbins, Chairman of the Diving Board. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2452 |
Cannonball Bob's big splash in the corporate think tank. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2453 |
The boss told me to dive right in. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2454 |
I didn't mean literally channel Miley Cyrus, Dudley! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2455 |
Not quite the breakthrough we expected. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2456 |
Tom Cruise to see you Mr. Ovitz. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2457 |
This was more fun in the steno pool. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2458 |
Old paratroopers never die. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2459 |
I followed the Ikea instructions exactly. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2460 |
Now, Bill is thinking outside the box!!! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2461 |
I guess Trump just fired him. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2462 |
Dave always finishes his presentations with a superhero landing on the desk. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2463 |
Someone said to pool our resources! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2464 |
I think Dave has misunderstood his invitation to the secretarial pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2465 |
He thought the book was called 'Leap In'. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2466 |
I guess that golden parachute was just a rumor. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2467 |
As soon as Steve gets settled, I'd like to call this meeting to order. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2468 |
I don't recommend the chili. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2469 |
I think Ted is going to make a bombshell announcement. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2470 |
Every time we pool our resources, Martin insists upon doing a cannonball. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2471 |
I think we need to cut overhead! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2472 |
Where is my chair? I WANT MY CHAIR! I leave the White House for one week, when I return my chair is missing. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2473 |
Ted just dropped in |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2474 |
The precipitous hurdle of nepotism in the workplace |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2475 |
It's not like I can just switch off being a helicopter parent!" |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2476 |
I'm telling ya, these helium suits are going to be the rage in men's fashion. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2477 |
Ribbit, ribbit. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2478 |
Brad’s making that jump from the applicant pool. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2479 |
Clive is on vacation this week. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2480 |
I told you that the new carpet has too much bounce. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2481 |
Wow, this really fired him up !!! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2482 |
How can you be disappointed... I always land well! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2483 |
i've just repurposed our old pneumatic tubes! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2484 |
Good Grief people... we SERIOUSLY have to remove the Triple Expresso Canon Ball option from the coffee menu... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2485 |
Forward off the board, with one full somersault in the pike position. Not bad. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2486 |
Hold it,I think Fred has come up with a solution to the accounting short fall. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2487 |
Not again! How does Jim always get a jumpstart on the avocado breakfast? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2488 |
Another meeting - yippee! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2489 |
His range of emotional expression is in the style Tom Cruise |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2490 |
He can't get enough of the latest Donald flip. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2491 |
Good God, Hastings, the music stopped! Get over it. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2492 |
Don't worry, I've got a golden parachute. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2493 |
Whoosh! Bye bye Mr. Comey! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2494 |
Great news! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2495 |
I'm not coming down until I get a seat at the table! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2496 |
Johnson makes a splash at work. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2497 |
I'll Cannonball That! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2498 |
Summer Fridays! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2499 |
Jefferson always has to make a splash at Board Meetings. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2500 |
Next time save me a chair. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2501 |
Bob was looking to make a big splash at the meeting. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2502 |
That's not what I meant when I said the firm was headed to the deep end. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2503 |
Simmonds ideas might be a little 'off the wall' but we are desperate. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2504 |
He put the hole in the roof just so he could do that? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2505 |
So you really think we need a Neighborhood Watch group? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2506 |
Someones got a touch of "spring" fever! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2507 |
Oh No! It's the"Jump Start Program" again! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2508 |
This always happens on Take Your Kid to Work Day |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2509 |
New board members are always trying to make a big splash. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2510 |
It's called leap frogging to the top... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2511 |
... and now to Jenkins for a physical demonstration of last quarter's sales |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2512 |
Cannonball memo! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2513 |
Does anyone have any Grey Poupon? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2514 |
You said I should free to jump in anytime. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2515 |
You should have flown Jet Blue. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2516 |
Impactful and disruptive! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2517 |
You're a wizard Harry! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2518 |
Good marketing really makes a splash |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2519 |
Those are some lofty goals for 2018, Daniel. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2520 |
My golden parachute failed. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2521 |
Watch out! The glass ceiling has cracked. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2522 |
Disruption-ball! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2523 |
I just see things from a different viewpoint. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2524 |
I told you I was taking the red eye back! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2525 |
... and this is Mr. Jones, our Federal liaison. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2526 |
He just read The Art Of The Deal. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2527 |
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with Tom Cruise! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2528 |
Astronauts’ version of musical chair |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2529 |
No splash is out of the question. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2530 |
Don't make me give myself a wedgie. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2531 |
It's like he intentionally bombs these big meetings. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2532 |
He's bound to enter |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2533 |
I wonder if this is just a flying visit? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2534 |
It's the latest hand-held drone. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2535 |
Executive cannonball! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2536 |
Here it comes again," "we stand on the shoulders of giant's." |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2537 |
Not much of a splash, but this gets the party started. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2538 |
The new intern wanted to make a splash. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2539 |
Corporate diving. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2540 |
.....Seventy-Two Virginsssss!! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2541 |
Dressing like a man, Pat, will not get you through some imaginary crass ceiling. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2542 |
Thanks for dropping in. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2543 |
most companies mount heads of deer, but we mount our competitors here. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2544 |
We asked for your projections, not ejections. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2545 |
I think Harold is overshooting the landing zone once cagain! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2546 |
That is not exactly what I meant by 'take a deep dive.' |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2547 |
Welcome to the Spring-Board Meeting! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2548 |
He thinks it's time we tuck and rollover! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2549 |
Prepare to be floored. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2550 |
Damn! He's going to stick landing again.ed |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2551 |
Good form, but he's releasing too late for a clean entry. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2552 |
Corporate should have offered him a golden parachute. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2553 |
Shut up Wilson, you don't have the chair. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2554 |
My fantasy trumps your facts. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2555 |
Literalist, Herriman, jumps into the action committee. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2556 |
Dave should be dropping by any minute now... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2557 |
Great job on the Stanton account Bob, but really? - That's the third time this month. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2558 |
Wow, Crossfit really does improve your vertical leap. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2559 |
Talk about a dramatic entrance! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2560 |
I move we fund our anti-gravity project. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2561 |
Moneyball! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2562 |
I think Bob went off the deep end. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2563 |
The day before Phillips, Jones and Harris stopped hiring gymnasts |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2564 |
Got a great canon at the Ringling brothers salvage sale. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2565 |
You could have raised your hand if you had something to say. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2566 |
Reason 2,986 we need more women in the work field. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2567 |
I may be jumping to conclusions... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2568 |
Looks like Tom is still flying United. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2569 |
While you guys deep-dive into the data, I'm trying a different approach. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2570 |
It's only a non-disclosure clause, Mr. Flye. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2571 |
Who else can jump this high? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2572 |
Rather than presenting his report, Hastings went with a cannonball. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2573 |
Looks like another re-org. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2574 |
What I said was, Trump called a special procescutor! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2575 |
When we said you were fired, we meant from the company not out of a cannon |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2576 |
board seat or not-my anti gravity thing deserves a vote. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2577 |
So what if sales are up 15% for the quarter, can you do this?! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2578 |
I'm not interrupting anything, am I? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2579 |
Marco ... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2580 |
Sorry I'm late, but it was a bumpy ride! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2581 |
Who told you this was the steno pool? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2582 |
I think someone put DMT in the water cooler again. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2583 |
Dad's passed away but guess who just made partner?! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2584 |
I can assure everyone our new Howitzer is accurate to a width of a door way. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2585 |
How's that for Barney putting the power in PowerPoint? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2586 |
You say jump....... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2587 |
Holding our management offsite at sleepaway camp was a mistake. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2588 |
You should have given me that golden parachute |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2589 |
CONFERENCE CALL!!! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2590 |
Its the new anti depressants called helium |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2591 |
I've got a great idea for a new coffee machine. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2592 |
I said nobody touch the ejector app ! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2593 |
It's a bird." "It's a plane." "No, it's Gerald. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2594 |
We thought you said you were going to demonstrate a flying Jeep |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2595 |
I don't care if he is on the dive team, that's got no place in here. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2596 |
Good of you to join us, Cheshire. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2597 |
We've got to get that escalator fixed! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2598 |
Let the parkourporate meeting begin. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2599 |
He can't really help it. His folks were parachute parents and that's all he knows. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2600 |
Why is it always the guy from upstairs? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2601 |
This meeting is about spitballing ideas, Davis, not cannonballing. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2602 |
Just-in-time decisions |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2603 |
He's trying to make a big splash here at work. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2604 |
We should all be embracing our companies wellness program the way Gary has |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2605 |
Breakfast burritos! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2606 |
The suspense is killing me |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2607 |
Sorry I'm late! Oh, no! Where's my chair? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2608 |
Kurt decided to jump into the deep end with both feet to make a big splash at his company’s business cliche cross-functional team meeting. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2609 |
If anyone else has any ideas just jump right in. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2610 |
Our risk pool is way too small! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2611 |
You can count on me. I'm all in. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2612 |
Johnson hasn't quite figured out how to make a splash. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2613 |
Are you talking about me? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2614 |
Parachuting into a meeting is best done with a parachute. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2615 |
Perhaps this will make it more clear. Our stock is tumbling. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2616 |
WOODSTOCK NINETY-NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2617 |
CANNON BAAALLLL!!!!! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2618 |
He insisted that even though it is high risk and a stupid idea, he'll still get a few "yesses." Plus , he's already met his deductible this year. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2619 |
Here's Mr. Hawk, flew in from the Coast |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2620 |
It's "lean in" not "jump in," you idiot |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2621 |
Trump's newly appointed FBI director, Chad, quickly made it very clear that office games would not be limited to beer pong and keg stands... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2622 |
Synergy-ball! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2623 |
Hey, stick to the secretarial pool |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2624 |
The power-point is down, so Johnson will now demonstrate our 4th quarter profit estimates. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2625 |
Now that's disruptive!! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2626 |
I call this a flash crash. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2627 |
A more fitting caption for the May 8 2017 cover is "Who let the dogs out?" |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2628 |
I was told to jump start the meeting. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2629 |
I am an AI drone here to replace the fly-on-the-wall that died of boredom. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2630 |
Catbird seat for him again. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2631 |
Must be the new highering manager. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2632 |
Sorry Jon, your ideas are over the top. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2633 |
Did you hear? Tom got promoted from the temp pool. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2634 |
Oops! I just ate too many beans at lunch. Sorry about that. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2635 |
Look out, here comes Mr. Enthusiasm! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2636 |
Vacation policy loophole! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2637 |
Didn't he get the memo? No trampolines! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2638 |
All right you can have a chair |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2639 |
I'm here to blend with the 'off the wall' thinkers. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2640 |
and now we introduce sales report... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2641 |
We brought him in to shake up the bored. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2642 |
...And Feldman's bald spot has grown 2 inches in diameter since we last measured. Who had 2 inches? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2643 |
Meeting adjourned again on account of Roger's triple somersault with a half pike and double twist. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2644 |
He's always been a show-off ! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2645 |
Trump said "You're Fired" |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2646 |
He said he'd drop in, but couldn't promise not to make waves |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2647 |
I prefer to seal the deal with a high five. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2648 |
Johnson is demonstrating a bailout double flip in tuck position. Let's hope we don't need it. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2649 |
He likes it! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2650 |
The new board game: Follow the leaper |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2651 |
Our CEO is about to head in the same direction as our share price. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2652 |
What do you think of our new human clone drone? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2653 |
Another defective Kushner clone. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2654 |
I have a hard stop in two seconds. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2655 |
Sorry I'm late but you're in my seat! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2656 |
He likes to make a big splash. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2657 |
OK, who gave Leo the joke hover chair? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
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4 |
0 |
2658 |
Disruptive innovation! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2659 |
Ejector seat, you're joking? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2660 |
Why does Jenkins always have to make such a splash at these meetings? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2661 |
I am trying to get out of the comfort zone. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2662 |
Banzai, buckeroos! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2663 |
After shorting the market, Ted attempts a bubble bursting cannonball. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2664 |
I love flying musical chairs. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2665 |
How long do you think he can hang in the air like that? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2666 |
It's the ghost of Flynn again--he keeps coming back to haunt us. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2667 |
OK, office pool, here comes my famous cannonball !! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2668 |
These caffeine alternatives are getting old, fast |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2669 |
Sorry about that. They bumped me in midair. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2670 |
But we agreed on low-impact aerobics... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2671 |
Sorry to raise the issue. I know it's me. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2672 |
Turning around the board meeting. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2673 |
They will never forget my chair ever again. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2674 |
Man, that is some strong coffee! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2675 |
He shorted Snapchat. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2676 |
Here's another newcomer from the applicant pool. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2677 |
He commutes by drone. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2678 |
Sorry I'm late. Starbucks had a sale on large coffees |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2679 |
Looks like he shattered the glass floor |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2680 |
I told you there was no glass ceiling here! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2681 |
You are fired. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2682 |
...and jumping into your seat is not only an efficient way to begin the meeting, it will benefit your health. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2683 |
Well, at least he didn't show up again in a speedo. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2684 |
Throckmorton-I said all in favor say Aye, NOT stay high! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2685 |
Never heard of a fly on the wall? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2686 |
They say to dive into your work. I prefer to cannonball. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2687 |
Jump on in, the spreadsheet is fine! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2688 |
Trust me, this self-driving, invisibility-cloaked executive will KILL! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2689 |
YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS D-A-A-AY!!! |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2690 |
Who moved my chair? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2691 |
I thought we stopped recruiting fraternity members after Jones hired a stripper to be the plenary speaker at the 2015 stockholder meeting. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2692 |
I thought the phrase was "LEAN in." |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2693 |
Anybody else care to disagree with the President? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2694 |
Despite the overwhelming evidence, insists he's an inspiration. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2695 |
As promised, Hawkins' presentation made quite a splash. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2696 |
He just read 'making a big splash' in that idiotic self help book of his. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2697 |
This beats his swan dive. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2698 |
Is this the parkour meeting? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2699 |
"I've asked Blake to review some compliance changes we're anticipating.". |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2700 |
Making a splash |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2701 |
The ayes have it. We'll throw Jim back on Thursday. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2702 |
Whee!!! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2703 |
Marco Polo |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2704 |
My ex-wife always said I was full of hot air. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2705 |
His downward dog was one thing, but this yogic flying is just annoying. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2706 |
What glass ceiling? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2707 |
I told Jenkins to stop dropping in to meetings uninvited! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2708 |
Frank thought metaphors were overrated. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2709 |
Disruption is ok, but I miss innovation. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2710 |
I promised I'd make a splash at the next meeting. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2711 |
Jones, this is taking 'better late than never' to the extreme. |
1.1111 |
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36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2712 |
It was later revealed that Henry had just finished the last chapter of "You Are a Badass" on the morning train. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2713 |
"Outta-the-Box" Johnson arrives at the staff meeting |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2714 |
You have just been replaced by President Trump. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2715 |
With that vertical, Ted really was the Earl Boykins of the boardroom. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2716 |
Sorry I'm a little late; I bounced in as fast as I could. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2717 |
Bored Meeting |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2718 |
I love the smell of meetings in the morning.ww |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2719 |
He's practicing for flu season. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2720 |
Well they say sitting is bad for your health... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2721 |
We're really going to dive into this new project. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2722 |
Once again, Hendricks cannonballs into the boardroom. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2723 |
He's a morning person. His energy is exhausting me. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2724 |
I respectfully disagree. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2725 |
I love that my cat came home! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2726 |
That break really took a load off his mind. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2727 |
It's my new shoes. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2728 |
I make a motion to not allow Johnson to pitch any more of his "ideas". |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2729 |
I was in the neighborhood so I thought I would just drop in. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2730 |
excuse me while i dive into our liquid assets |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2731 |
Will someone please tell him that his impersonation of the wicked witch of the west is terrific and to please sit down so we can start the meeting. |
1.1111 |
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33 |
2 |
1 |
2732 |
The fly potion didn't last quite as long as I had hoped. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2733 |
Then my stocks went like this. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2734 |
Right suit. Wrong board. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2735 |
The President has appointed a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz as his new Director of the FBI |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2736 |
For Pete's sake Thompson, breakfast roll not barrel roll! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2737 |
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2738 |
He always jumps at the opportunity to second the motion. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2739 |
I'm from the Government and I'm here to help you! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2740 |
This new initiative is really going to make a SPLASH! in the industry. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2741 |
Look out below... Cannon board. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2742 |
Smash the avocado! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2743 |
Yep! Just like our sales: On the way down... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2744 |
In a flash David knew his idea of intern corporate cannonball wasn't going to make the splash he had thought it would. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2745 |
Was it really a hop, skip and a jump to get here Dan? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2746 |
Just be thankful you didn't come to the blind tasting. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2747 |
I'm concerned Scott's performance may have already peaked. |
1.1111 |
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36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2748 |
Hopkins, has there been any movement on the Pioneer Levitation contract? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2749 |
I have the greatest idea. The most greatest ever. Never before has there been an idea so great. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2750 |
better late than usual |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2751 |
Oh, don't mind me. Please, continue! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2752 |
I'm just dropping in with a new suggestion from on high... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2753 |
What are you droning on about now ? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2754 |
Jones,we need to vote now,you cant be up in tbe air anymore. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2755 |
Where's Hermione when you need her? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2756 |
It's a Trump "listening device." Just ignore it. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2757 |
They don't call Hartley cannonball for nothing! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2758 |
You made your point , John. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2759 |
Suicide by board. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2760 |
Sorry, there was a burglary on Main Street; Iron Man and I had a tiny dispute. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2761 |
Okay. But can he close!? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2762 |
Ugh, those millenniums are so over the top in their approach. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2763 |
"Leaning in" wasn't working for me. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2764 |
Here comes, Donny! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2765 |
Is it a Bansky? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2766 |
Oddly, this one produces a bigger splash than his "can opener." |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2767 |
How big a raise was it? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2768 |
Is this a rejection of my ideas ? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2769 |
ladies and gentlemen of the board, the third quarter financial statement presented acrobatically! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2770 |
Showboat! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2771 |
The new FLI-pad, why be grounded when you don't have to? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2772 |
Don't despair. KPMG is here! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2773 |
Mary Poppins was my mentor. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2774 |
Jump in here Jim. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2775 |
I like how Dan jumps into his work. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2776 |
I think replacing me could have been handled more quietly. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2777 |
Jim Poole made a big splash a the spring board meeting. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2778 |
I hear he's making quite the splash in marketing |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2779 |
If it helps the earnings-to-debt ratio, I'm all for it. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2780 |
David quite misunderstood when colleagues encouraged he take more initiative and crash the meeting |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2781 |
Let's brainstorm! I'm the apple that falls from the tree. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2782 |
I like to dive right into my projects. |