Contest #569


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569


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-05-16
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-05-29 (estimated)
Number of captions 4836
Number of responses 270136
Number of participants 7620


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Three yea's, six ney's, and Anderson is still up in the air on this one. 1.9994 0.01364 3304 1016 1274 1014
1 He's been suspended indefinitely. 1.9678 0.01578 2578 870 921 787
2 I think you fail to recognize the gravity of our situation, Atkins. 1.8924 0.01502 2789 1043 1003 743
3 Reynolds, this is no time for levity! 1.8153 0.01609 2307 941 851 515
4 The memo said to 'expect incoming male' but we had assumed it was a typo 1.8089 0.01567 2475 1033 882 560
5 He doesn't seem to realize the gravity of the situation here. 1.7863 0.01787 1755 719 692 344
6 This is no time for levity. 1.7855 0.01523 2560 1093 923 544
7 Davis, you idiot! It's not that kind of office pool! 1.7662 0.01695 2139 965 709 465
8 At this time I'd like to turn it over to Mr. Thompson from our satellite office. 1.7582 0.01624 2258 1011 782 465
9 I asked Ted to drop in on this meeting. 1.7377 0.01927 1510 673 560 277
10 Apparently, you don't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.6803 0.02281 1054 511 369 174
11 You are suspended until further notice 1.6781 0.01969 1519 770 468 281
12 Not what I had in mind when I said feel free to jump in anytime .. 1.6753 0.01750 1746 842 629 275
13 How high, Boss? 1.6704 0.01949 1602 838 454 310
14 If he sticks the dismount, I say we have our new chairman! 1.6616 0.02102 1303 670 404 229
15 You said to jump right in. 1.6031 0.02611 912 536 202 174
16 And with this simple technique, we can now re-accommodate our passengers into overhead compartments. 1.5971 0.03089 623 361 152 110
17 If I could just jump in here for a second.... 1.5959 0.02801 631 335 216 80
18 Who knew you could order an executive from Amazon. 1.5897 0.02742 780 454 192 134
19 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack be an idiot. 1.5876 0.02894 759 462 148 149
20 No, no... the speakerphone button is on the left. That's the eject button. 1.5820 0.02830 689 394 189 106
21 If I may jump in for a second... 1.5755 0.02682 669 363 227 79
22 Yes, sir. How high, sir? 1.5743 0.04122 296 164 94 38
23 The motion to limit Briggs to 3 cappuccinos is seconded. 1.5686 0.02912 598 336 184 78
24 Yup, ANOTHER giant leap for man, kinda. 1.5677 0.03234 613 386 106 121
25 I’m from the oversight committee. 1.5674 0.02804 601 328 205 68
26 How high, Boss? 1.5659 0.03104 599 359 141 99
27 There he goes. Jumping to conclusions again. 1.5635 0.02910 591 333 183 75
28 "WOW !!! New bullet-speed escalator !!! 1.5613 0.03264 579 361 111 107
29 Some of you may already know Bob, our vertical integration expert. 1.5508 0.03181 512 299 144 69
30 Everyone should feel free to jump right in if you have anything to add. 1.5481 0.02944 509 279 181 49
31 I should have told him it's not that kind of office pool. 1.5476 0.03120 504 289 154 61
32 I don't think any of you understand the gravity of this situation. 1.5474 0.03022 506 283 169 54
33 I heard he bombed a presentation this morning, too. 1.5426 0.03300 481 286 129 66
34 And now we'll hear from one of the higher-ups. 1.5416 0.03364 469 281 122 66
35 You just don't understand the gravity of this situation! 1.5291 0.03156 429 240 151 38
36 Not that far outside the box, Phil. 1.5254 0.03454 413 246 117 50
37 just jump in at any time is only a figure of speech 1.5204 0.03763 319 185 102 32
38 If I can jump in for one second. 1.5170 0.03445 383 224 120 39
39 Let the minutes show that we have two climate deniers and one gravity denier. 1.5160 0.03670 376 230 98 48
40 Wait until he finds out his chair is missing. 1.5147 0.03829 375 238 81 56
41 Did anyone explain "office pool" to him? 1.5147 0.03716 375 232 93 50
42 Betcha he tries lengthwise next. 1.5135 0.04214 370 255 40 75
43 I thought white men couldn't jump. 1.5109 0.03805 366 230 85 51
44 His last resignation got 2.9 million views. 1.5059 0.03963 340 216 76 48
45 Baxter, apparently you're failing to comprehend the gravity of the situation. 1.5000 0.03639 328 194 104 30
46 That's it....no more black bean burritos in the cafeteria. 1.5000 0.04032 330 212 71 47
47 When I said jump in if you have a better idea... 1.4966 0.05604 149 91 42 16
48 Peterson will now give the report from our satellite office. 1.4937 0.04022 316 201 74 41
49 One giant leap for a middle manager 1.4902 0.03988 306 192 78 36
50 Paul, where do you land on this? 1.4898 0.03907 294 179 86 29
51 Trump just resigned! 1.4892 0.04826 231 151 47 33
52 I'd like to float this idea by you 1.4884 0.03677 303 179 100 24
53 Paul will now demonstrate our new economy class boarding process. 1.4847 0.04264 295 194 59 42
54 I don't believe you recognize the gravity of our situation 1.4845 0.03718 291 172 97 22
55 Let the record show four yeas, five nays, and one cannonball. 1.4828 0.04064 290 183 74 33
56 Finally got his raise 1.4695 0.04211 262 167 67 28
57 Guess he didn't get the placebo. 1.4695 0.04314 262 170 61 31
58 You said you wanted it in Power Point or Acrobat, right? 1.4688 0.04100 256 159 74 23
59 If he sticks the landing, I say we go with Tom's proposal. 1.4669 0.04341 257 167 60 30
60 If I can just jump in here for a sec-- 1.4669 0.04198 257 163 68 26
61 One giant leap for a hostile takeover. 1.4664 0.04209 253 160 68 25
62 A woman would have just leaned in. 1.4640 0.04283 250 160 64 26
63 He just closed the Cirque Du Soleil account 1.4634 0.04371 246 159 60 27
64 He's our new head of disruptive technology. 1.4615 0.04282 247 158 64 25
65 'Lets dive right in' is just an expression, Bob. 1.4615 0.04165 247 155 70 22
66 I see that Jason got the Ritalin account 1.4609 0.04599 243 163 48 32
67 At least I'm not naked in this dream. 1.4609 0.04253 243 154 66 23
68 You must learn how to handle ejection. 1.4526 0.04308 232 148 63 21
69 I miss the old days when we just showed sales trends with a chart. 1.4526 0.04436 232 151 57 24
70 My United flight was over booked. 1.4526 0.04682 232 157 45 30
71 Use your words, Carlson. 1.4518 0.04536 228 150 53 25
72 Just jump in when you're ready! 1.4513 0.04434 226 146 58 22
73 It appears there are no strings attached, but that's all part of the illusion. 1.4444 0.04337 216 137 62 17
74 The CEO's son in law has arrived.....let's start. 1.4444 0.04671 216 144 48 24
75 Looks like he didn't get that golden parachute after all. 1.4444 0.04483 216 140 56 20
76 See Miss Jones, no glass ceiling. 1.4416 0.05053 197 135 37 25
77 I guess he isn't aware of the gravity of the situation. 1.4408 0.04196 211 131 67 13
78 And now Jim will represent our quarterly profits through performance art. 1.4408 0.04703 211 141 47 23
79 Fred's jumping to conclusions again. 1.4402 0.04330 209 132 62 15
80 Fighter Ejection Seats, Inc., welcomes a new Board member. 1.4378 0.04770 201 134 46 21
81 Is now a bad time to discuss a golden parachute? 1.4375 0.04602 208 137 51 20
82 Actually, Higgins, "Let's dive into the financials" was just a figure of speech. 1.4363 0.04400 204 130 59 15
83 I hate it when you drop in on us like this. 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
84 I have an idea to bounce around. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
85 Yes Dave, we understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4271 0.04582 192 125 52 15
86 Then we say, "Ask your doctor if Levitate is right for you." 1.4271 0.04926 192 131 40 21
87 I asked Jones to come in and brief us on our energy drink initiative 1.4271 0.04641 192 126 50 16
88 We weren't expecting you to just drop in. 1.4233 0.04443 189 121 56 12
89 I believe all the golden parachutes are gone. 1.4233 0.04749 189 126 46 17
90 The mental gymnastics come next. 1.4216 0.04881 185 125 42 18
91 Sorry, my Fitbit says I need to do just 20 more. 1.4216 0.05000 185 127 38 20
92 That new coffee machine is great 1.4216 0.05059 185 128 36 21
93 Perhaps the Adderall vending machine wasn't such a good idea. 1.4208 0.05040 183 126 37 20
94 When our sales went through the roof, we should have repaired it . 1.4208 0.04980 183 125 39 19
95 Walter's leap of faith in the project is impressive. 1.4199 0.04365 181 114 58 9
96 It would be nice if for once his presentation was as spectacular as his entrance. 1.4176 0.04874 182 123 42 17
97 And this intern will demonstrate our third quarter sales 1.4167 0.05037 180 124 37 19
98 Okay, so SOME white guys can jump. 1.4157 0.05015 178 122 38 18
99 I knew we were getting fired. I didn't realize out of what. 1.4157 0.05078 178 123 36 19
100 Nice of you to drop in, Smith. 1.4157 0.04887 178 120 42 16
101 Jennings! You do not understand the gravity of the situation! 1.4157 0.04111 178 109 64 5
102 For those of you who have forgotten that I'm upper management. 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
103 Who replaced the moose’s head? 1.4083 0.05269 169 119 31 19
104 Dave's presentations always make the biggest splash. 1.4072 0.04664 167 109 48 10
105 Incoming – Marketing 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
106 Here he goes again droning on and on. 1.4024 0.05382 164 117 28 19
107 I'm sorry, I had to fart! 1.4024 0.05451 164 118 26 20
108 I'd like to jump in here, if I might 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
109 Whether he makes a big splash is yet to be determined. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
110 Oh no, wrong room. 1.4012 0.05065 162 111 37 14
111 I told you he was a loose cannon. 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
112 If he sticks the landing he gets a seat on the board. 1.3987 0.05603 158 115 23 20
113 Quit jumping to conclusions, Ted! 1.3987 0.04661 158 103 47 8
114 If no one has any new business, I'd like to dive right in. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
115 Mind if I just jump in? 1.3974 0.05356 156 110 30 16
116 Wrong board. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
117 Jorgenson needs a 9.1 to clinch a seat at the table. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
118 Look out... He's going to table a motion. 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
119 Sales are down. Feingold is up. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
120 Let me bounce an idea off you. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
121 While we go low, he goes high 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
122 Let me jump in here. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
123 I see that you've finally lightened up. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
124 'Phil always has to make a splash during his presentations' 1.3907 0.04880 151 101 41 9
125 This is not how you get into the Office Pool. 1.3907 0.04970 151 102 39 10
126 I told you that bean salad was trouble 1.3904 0.05781 146 107 21 18
127 Ed solved the chair shortage by Velcroing himself to the wall. 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
128 According to Newton he is coming down; according to Einstein, we are moving together; according to Heisenberg, we are uncertain. According to Schroedinger he is not there... 1.3893 0.05103 149 102 36 11
129 Mind if I jump in? 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
130 His back-flip was weak but he did interview well. 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
131 Nice approach, good tuck, let's see if he sticks the landing. 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
132 The promotion is his if he sticks the landing 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
133 You did you say you wanted me to dive right in... 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
134 Our decision is final. You've been ejected from the board. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
135 Nice tuck, but can he stick the landing? 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
136 It's a surprise audit! 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
137 Gregory, you cannot be a fly on the wall. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
138 Nice of you to drop in, Jim. The meeting started at 10. 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
139 Here I come to save the day. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
140 On the contrary, I do appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.3803 0.04765 142 94 42 6
141 If I could just jump in here. 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
142 I'm here with the results of our investment in medical marijuana 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
143 Mr. Rogers, you're a lightweight and will always be a lightweight." 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
144 Oops, sorry, wrong meeting! 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
145 The last thing we need in here is a loose canon 1.3786 0.05687 140 102 23 15
146 He's high again. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
147 If Roger learned one thing at Camp Winnetonka, it was a cannonball is most effective when least expected 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
148 Make a note to adjust the espresso machine settings again. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
149 And we're all supposed to pretend like he's made a big splash. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
150 I'm from the House Oversight Committee. 1.3768 0.04846 138 92 40 6
151 Once again John doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.3750 0.04999 136 92 37 7
152 Fred, did you want to jump in here? 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
153 Do I hear a second to the motion to add de-caf in the break room? 1.3723 0.04860 137 92 39 6
154 Can anyone second Johnson's motion? 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
155 From now on, Roger, we're ordering you decaf. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
156 We set the bar high. 1.3704 0.04903 135 91 38 6
157 I would like to have the floor at this time. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
158 Can some one draw him a chair? 1.3704 0.05538 135 97 26 12
159 Spare us the theatrics, and just tell us if you made quota. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
160 Ted never understood the gravity of the situation. 1.3704 0.04903 135 91 38 6
161 I wish he'd use charts 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
162 Conference-ballllll!!! 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
163 I misspoke when I said "There are no bad ideas!" 1.3684 0.05795 133 98 21 14
164 I miss Powerpoint. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
165 There he goes, droning on again. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
166 Paradigm shift! 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
167 It's Take Your Inner-Child to Work Day. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
168 United executives continue their efforts in developing passenger ejection seats 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
169 I guess that part of his resume wasn't embellished. 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
170 Let's see if he lands on his feet. 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
171 I always hate the first meeting after a team building weekend. 1.3664 0.04990 131 89 36 6
172 Can we please stop inviting literalists to the think tank? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
173 There is some concern about where he'll come down on the issue. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
174 Gravity is fake news. 1.3643 0.05920 129 96 19 14
175 Looks like United over booked again. 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
176 Does he really think we can't tell when he's flying by the seat of his pants? 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
177 You can't just jump right in after missing half the meeting. 1.3643 0.05036 129 88 35 6
178 When I said take a flying leap, I meant vamoose. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
179 Drew, quick - draw that man a chair! 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
180 Let's take a deeper dive into the analytics. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
181 I miss the days when he'd just bounce ideas off us. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
182 Now THAT's outside the box. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
183 Jack brings something new to the table. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
184 Look who decided to drop in. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
185 Michael, drained of ideas, pitches himself. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
186 I hope he drowns in paperwork. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
187 Davis realized that his vantage point, though advantageous, was not sustainable. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
188 Let me illustrate our stock price, "Geronimo!!" 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
189 Let me jump in here, if I may. 1.3600 0.05255 125 87 31 7
190 I do love a manager who likes to jump into a project with both feet first. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
191 I meant figuratively! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
192 I wanted to inform you all personally of my temporary suspension. 1.3577 0.05180 123 85 32 6
193 This is Derek, our new floating temp. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
194 Alan, that's not the way an office pool works! 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
195 How high? 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
196 Sorry I am late, I was in the cloud! 1.3577 0.05901 123 91 20 12
197 One flew out of the cuckoo's nest. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
198 Tom clearly doesn't realize how shallow we made the high-risk pools. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
199 Jack just flew in with United Airlines. 1.3554 0.06195 121 92 15 14
200 The chair recognizes the gentleman in the jumpseat. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
201 Is this high enough, boss? 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
202 I like the idea of the floating invisible chair, but does it come in different colors? 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
203 Watch when he finds he's at the shallow end of the table. 1.3554 0.05097 121 83 33 5
204 He'll never make chair. 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
205 It's Take Your Inner-Child to Work Day. 1.3504 0.05472 117 83 27 7
206 Harold, I think that's enough levity for today. 1.3504 0.05051 117 80 33 4
207 No! I said, "Bannon called!" 1.3500 0.05755 120 88 22 10
208 I'm in. 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
209 He just got back from one of those "I Believe I Can Fly" seminars. 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
210 We debated mounting a moose head on the wall . . . 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
211 Get outta my chair! Get outta my chair! Get outta my chair! 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
212 See, white men can jump. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
213 Bob finally got his wish to be a fly on the wall at a board meeting. 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
214 The boss just told me to take a flying leap. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
215 I've invited an expert in corporate bailouts... 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
216 Chair....Quick! 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
217 Heeeerrs, Johnny ! 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
218 Without a seat at the table, Smith still manages to float his latest idea 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
219 It really did take a leap of faith. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
220 Larry had the super beef and bean burrito for lunch today. 1.3421 0.06209 114 87 15 12
221 I forgot my charts, but here's my impression of our stock price. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
222 I don't think this is what we meant by a leap of faith. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
223 Where's my special chair? WHERE'S MY SPECIAL CHAIR??? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
224 But he didn't get a golden parachute. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
225 Careful, there's a glass ceiling. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
226 Jamison never appreciates the gravity of the situation. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
227 We think our new energy drink is very promising. 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
228 I'm in love with Katie Holmes! 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
229 Somebody's a morning person. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
230 Is this an incoming or out going male? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
231 Jackson, I don't think you get the gravity of the situation. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
232 Ah, ah, Jenkins! I didn't say "Simon Says!" 1.3364 0.06231 110 84 15 11
233 Let's go back to testing on animals. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
234 It's hard to work with you hovering over us. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
235 Tell him this isn't what we meant by "the office pool." 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
236 I proposed a change in attitude, not altitude. 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
237 Take a memo re: patching hole in upstairs conference room floor. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
238 Told to take a flying leap. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
239 Bob, a simple 'aye' would suffice. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
240 If I can just jump in here ... 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
241 If you're transcribing this later, just write, "Dave enters." 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
242 So, let's springboard this idea ... Phillips! You know that's just corporate-speak! 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
243 Decaf, Miss Smithers, next time we only serve decaf. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
244 Good thing we padded the agenda! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
245 Ferguson, this is no time for levity! 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
246 I see Jack has an out of the box idea! 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
247 Next up, Larry will discuss work-life balance. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
248 "You guys see where he is? That's where we all need to be. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
249 Sorry. Must be that burrito I had for lunch. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
250 I don't think the board fully grasps the gravity of the situation. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
251 Sorry, can't present. Being raptured. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
252 Even in its infancy, the concept of a diving board room was ill-advised. 1.3364 0.06231 110 84 15 11
253 How high? 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
254 Why can't he just have a light bulb go on over his head? 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
255 I miss the old days when they would simply say, "you're fired." 1.3302 0.06390 106 82 13 11
256 We've hired a consultant to evolve our business to the cloud. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
257 I think he's coming in short. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
258 Get over yourself, Paul, we all got the same raise. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
259 And now I'll turn it over to our incoming CEO 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
260 I'm guessing you're not a virgin anymore? 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
261 Since Conglomerate Co. acquired Cirque du Soleil, the cultural fit was becoming evident at board meetings 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
262 Just floating ideas here. 1.3269 0.05010 104 72 30 2
263 Quick, find out if the New Yorker will accept fart jokes! 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
264 His ideas are not always the best but you have to love the way he presents them. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
265 Mason awakens from an 18-month boardroom coma to learn Donald Trump is President. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
266 Would somebody explain to Finster what an "office pool" is? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
267 And Jenkins will demonstrate how quickly our share price is sinking 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
268 Simply put Ted, you're a loose cannonball. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
269 Ok, no one jump to conclusions here. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
270 Great. Another helicopter boss. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
271 Flying by the seat of your pants again Bob? 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
272 'Can't you just walk through the door like everyone else?" 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
273 And now, a visual demonstration of how big a dive the stock market took this morning. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
274 Let me jump right in here. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
275 Next time, just sneak in late. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
276 I asked Johnson from accounting to drop in. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
277 Parker, you're new here but just so you know, "jump right in" is a polite way of saying "shut the hell up." 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
278 Just pretend I'm not here. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
279 A simple 'I beg to differ, Irwin' would have sufficed. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
280 His manager told him in his last annual review that he needed to make more of a splash in meetings. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
281 You have the chairs, but I have the floor. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
282 Oh, I neglected to mention, our CEO likes to drop in unannounced. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
283 We need someone to oversee this project. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
284 It's an improvement over his last entrance, at least he's wearing clothing. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
285 I told you hiring an MBA from a clown college was a bad idea. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
286 This seems like a good time for me to jump in. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
287 When I said, I wish I were a fly on the wall, I only meant it as a metaphor. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
288 His golden parachute didn't deploy. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
289 Now THAT, Jeff, is how you make an entrance. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
290 Eight cups today--why do you ask? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
291 OK, we've got a quorum. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
292 He's just an intern. This is his first office pool... 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
293 HR said to dive right in. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
294 Bob, you need to stop jumping to conclusions. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
295 As usual, always trying to make a big splash. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
296 Some things you just can't show on PowerPoint. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
297 The trouble with this company is its low ceiling. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
298 I suspect there is about to be a motion made on the table. 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
299 Finkleman will now present his views on cloud computing. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
300 Whoa! Back to decaf for me! 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
301 I told him about Bean-O, but Noooo!!! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
302 Are you guys sure that was decaf? 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
303 One word: decaf. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
304 Big deal . . . any first year associate can do a cannonball. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
305 Who said " Feel free to jump in " to Anderson ? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
306 No, Artman, that's not what I meant by "Jump right into the discussion." 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
307 Nobody asked you to jump into the middle of this discussion! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
308 When does the golden parachute deploy? 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
309 Energy drink sales are up. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
310 The suspense is killing me 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
311 Would anyone else like to jump in? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
312 New Espresso maker. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
313 Is this just another one of Leo's off the wall ideas that won't fly? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
314 OK. I've consulted our data in the cloud, and . . . 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
315 Is that a yes or a no? 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
316 I'm not coming down until you give me a seat at the table. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
317 He must be one of those disruptors we keep hearing so much about. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
318 One vote for cloud computing. Any others? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
319 Now that Debbie's the boss, there's a hole in the glass ceiling. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
320 He always seems to bounce back. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
321 His presentations always make a big splash. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
322 Jenkins! Levitating never got anyone a real raise. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
323 I don't believe "Geronimo" is politically correct. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
324 We have a motion to table. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
325 We didn't literally mean "do backflips" for the account, but I like the initiative. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
326 Well, his LinkedIn profile did mention something about once working for Cirque du Soleil. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
327 Ryan emphasizes once more that he is operating in an above board manner. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
328 I'm convinced. I say we invest in this Super Glue stuff. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
329 He's been spending a lot of time in the secretarial pool. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
330 Must you always jump to conclusions,Victor? 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
331 This is what I get for encouraging my new employees to 'Jump In' during meetings. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
332 No no no ... I don't need a chair. I'll just hang out, here. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
333 No, I said let's dive into the numbers. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
334 Parkourporate! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
335 They don't have a problem telling you how high to jump but they never leave instructions for the landing. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
336 Does anyone mind if I jump in next? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
337 At Monday morning meetings, Roger became somewhat of a loose cannon. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
338 It was better in theory. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
339 Whatever he is presenting will likely be anticlimactic. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
340 I'd like to welcome Tommy from the Department of Risk Management. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
341 Who invited Jehoshaphat? 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
342 Carry on. I'll just be a fly on the wall. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
343 Nigel could always be relied upon to take the strategic overview. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
344 It's progress, this time he's wearing clothes. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
345 Millenials don't care about having a seat at the table. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
346 Everyone else simply asked, "how high?" 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
347 Wouldn't a pie chart showing our negative cash flow be sufficient? 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
348 It is said that you only get one chance to make a good first impression! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
349 United just recalled his seat. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
350 Don't mind him. He's always looking to make a big splash. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
351 Ok boys...this maybe a little over your heads 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
352 I hope you all remember how nice I was on the way up! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
353 Perhaps engineering should re-think our stand-assist recliner. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
354 No chair, no meeting. We get it, Larsen. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
355 Where's the glass ceiling when you need it? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
356 Helluva fart! 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
357 You gotta like how he just jumps right in. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
358 Can't you think inside the box, just once? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
359 Stan... that's not how you enter the office pool. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
360 Nice of you to drop in Dunwoody. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
361 Well...We did ask other deparment heads to drop by. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
362 Sorry I'm late. Don't let me disturb you. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
363 Intern coming! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
364 For the last time Don, that's not how you access the cloud! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
365 Glad you could drop in, Bill. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
366 Mind if I jump in here? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
367 Smedley doesn't know that the Board took away his golden parachute. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
368 Guess who is not pregnant! 1.2955 0.06887 88 71 8 9
369 Leaning in is so yesterday. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
370 This new velcro holds over 200 pounds and it's going to save the company. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
371 At the worst possible moment, Steve's alter ego shows up. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
372 Greg wanted to make a big splash with the new board members. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
373 He still doen't understand the concept of metaphor. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
374 What colour is his parachute? 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
375 He had beans for dinner 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
376 I saw Tom Cruise do it on Oprah! 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
377 I think this guy's really going to make a splash. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
378 Lester loves to dive right into a meeting. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
379 Accounting to the rescue! 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
380 At least he's not diving head first this time. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
381 Sorry, but jumping to conclusions is the only exercise I get 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
382 Oops sorry, I thought this meeting was a drop-in. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
383 He's always jumping to conclusions. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
384 Now that I'm vested, when does my golden parachute deploy? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
385 Clark Kent, would you please sit down. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
386 So "LAUNCHROOM" wasn't a misspelling after all. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
387 I love your enthusiasm, Jenkins, but "springboard session" was meant more figuratively. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
388 Sure, jump right in! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
389 Yes, Jack's thinking out of the box. Who's next? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
390 One thing you can say,"He always bounces back." 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
391 Think we should have given him a seat at the table? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
392 Sorry to burst in on you like this! 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
393 Perhaps it is time to consider a no nepotism policy? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
394 I'm having second thoughts about these high-risk pools. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
395 Looks like a hostile takeover. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
396 Who made the coffee this morning? 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
397 Never eat a Three Bean Salad before a meeting. 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
398 And that's when Bill remembered this wasn't a conference call. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
399 The annual meeting of the Florida Board of Elections always begins with a tribute to Hanging Chad. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
400 He's even worse in the carpool. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
401 That new espresso machine has to go. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
402 Go ahead and jump in whenever you're ready 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
403 He said if he wasn't invited he would crash. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
404 ...And that, gentlemen, is why rubber shoes are the next hula-hoop! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
405 Uh, Harris, looks like you want to jump in here? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
406 I miss the days of a good PowerPoint 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
407 Now we know who had th triple bean burrito for lunch. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
408 Please welcome our new incoming Member of the Board. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
409 Ringling folded and thus began the Great Wallenda diaspora. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
410 And they say white men cant jump 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
411 Looks like the new guy is trying to make a splash. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
412 I guess I oversold Simpson on how much fun we have in the investor pool" 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
413 Best whoopie cushion ever! 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
414 Not that kind of office pool 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
415 We've got to get that roof fixed 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
416 Merger! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
417 Nobody questions your verve, Jenkins. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
418 Can you hold that thought please? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
419 Phil's going to be dropping in from corporate. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
420 Let me jump right in here. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
421 It was a bold move for a summer intern. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
422 Did you tell them I am the new CEO yet, Daddy? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
423 Must he constantly drone on during our meetings. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
424 It was worse when we had the window office. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
425 I liked the old Thumbs Up-Thumbs Down 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
426 Well, he did say he graduated from a top-flight business school. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
427 Despite his undeniable enthusiasm, the Board came to regret electing Geronimo. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
428 I think we all could have done without Peter's interpretive explanation on the recent drop in share prices. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
429 Last one in earns minimum wage! 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
430 That's the kind of enthusiasm we need around here! 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
431 Not exactly what we meant by 'jump right in' but I like your take on it. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
432 I prefer PowerPoint. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
433 Please reflect the motion in the minutes. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
434 Here comes Cannonball Abernathy, late again. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
435 John is our new secret weapon. The only thing that can stop him is a ceiling fan. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
436 I think he misunderstood what we meant by "office pool" 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
437 This must be the new guy, expecting to make a big splash. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
438 There really is nowhere to go but up. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
439 This takeover is more hostile than we'd prepared for. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
440 The first day back after vacation is always tough. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
441 I think that Bob's going to bounce another idea off of us. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
442 We'll have a chair for you in a minute Ed, if you can float a little longer. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
443 Gary loves office pools but not sure he really understands how they work. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
444 Why do you say my ideas lack the necessary gravity for this committee? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
445 And then finally, we have one carry-over item from the spring board meeting. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
446 I'm up in the air on this too 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
447 I take it back. There are *some* bad brainstorming ideas. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
448 I see we've just launched our new human resources program. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
449 When I see a board, I can't resist. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
450 Who took my golden parachute?" 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
451 We were supposed to research canon law, not the cannonball! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
452 Edward had never been one for mincing entrances. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
453 Next on the agenda is a report on our agile management initiative. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
454 Ignore him. He's just flying by the seat of his pants. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
455 Let me just jump in here. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
456 Since November he never worries about political correctness. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
457 We'll start once he's been recognized by the chair. 1.2727 0.07073 77 63 7 7
458 For God's sake, Bill, aim for the window. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
459 I'm just practicing for when United throws me off the plane midflight. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
460 I told you he wouldn't take the decision lying down. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
461 Todd, wouldn't it be easier if I just got you a chair? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
462 It'll get really awkward when the women start doing it. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
463 Look. If you want a chair, you have to get here on time. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
464 Hostile takeover! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
465 Mind if I join you? I got thrown off my flight. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
466 Cliff suffered from unexpected flatulence 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
467 Whoops, wrong office pool. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
468 And he doesn't even have a golden parachute. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
469 Didn't the memo say "dive right in"? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
470 You're so agile, so bold, so energetic, so...fired 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
471 And now Johnson will present his report on business disruption. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
472 I think that a note of levity is in order. 1.2727 0.05109 77 56 21 0
473 Bet he doesn't make the splash he's expecting. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
474 Millennials. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
475 All I can tell you is how it looks from where I sit. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
476 I think we should higher him. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
477 Is Robert the only one who is up in the air about this? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
478 Well just jump right in.... 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
479 He thinks he's above us. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
480 I thought the board recommended we go head first? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
481 I knew that we'd regret giving shareholders access to the ejector seat button! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
482 Am I out of the box yet? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
483 Nice, Evan, but we still need to vote on the budget. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
484 As you can see, ejecting you from this meeting is an option that's always on the table. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
485 He runs the office pool. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
486 Reggie here wants to be stored in the cloud. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
487 There goes Sheldon, floating another of his odd ideas. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
488 CHAAAAAAIR! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
489 I told you I was going to drop in on the meeting 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
490 Excellent overview, Reeves. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
491 Phillip knew it was a big jump from internship to board of directors. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
492 Alright well let's just dive in. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
493 It was a mistake not to give him a seat at the table. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
494 Now that's how you photo bomb. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
495 feel free to jump in. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
496 Mind if I crash this meeting? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
497 I believe in the Peter Pan Principle. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
498 He is upwardly mobile. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
499 I'll show you how to create waves, Earl! 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
500 Did one of you ask Harold to drop in? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
501 I don't think you quite understand how a hostile takeover actually works. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
502 I meant, feel free to jump into the DISCUSSION... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
503 He confused grande and venti again. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
504 The music stopped and he had no chair. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
505 Hensen, would you like to jump in on this subject? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
506 God, he can drone on. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
507 Suffice it to say, Phil's reenactment in homage to the stock market crash of '29 did not go over well at today's meeting. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
508 Now, if he can just stick the landing! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
509 I thought this was an exit interview. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
510 Fred, you need to switch to decaf. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
511 We all agreed we wanted board oversight. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
512 Have you tried decaf? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
513 Finally, we have proof that you're full of hot air!" 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
514 Guess who got the promotion. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
515 You're still late, Bob. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
516 Greg, we are bouncing our ideas off of each other......not bouncing each other off of our ideas. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
517 OK, Thomson. Hold that thought. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
518 This time he's really gone off the deep end. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
519 Instead of lithium I took helium. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
520 Geronimo! Or would that not be politically correct? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
521 Our new CEO is about to make a splash 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
522 Millineals and their "disruption" tactics 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
523 Does our drug testing include Meth? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
524 Let's welcome one of our new-hires from Barnum and Bailey! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
525 It's the Rapture, people...I'm out of here! 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
526 I still think the new C.E.O. is too light weight for the job. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
527 It's Quorum Man! Popping in to make sure the meeting's legal. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
528 Mr. Cruise is here now, so let us begin! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
529 Now let's not jump to conclusions. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
530 It's raining Ken. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
531 Being new, Frank misunderstood the concept of the office pool. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
532 Mind if I crash your meeting? 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
533 I guess this solves the mystery of the missing case of energy drinks from the break room. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
534 Let us welcome our pro-pot member to today's meeting of the Board. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
535 Does anyone in the room understand these Millennials? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
536 That consultant always acts like he's above us 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
537 Actually, he once jumped to the right conclusion. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
538 THIS is how you jump into a project, people! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
539 Harry misunderstood the meaning of "office pool" 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
540 Hot air and chili. Not a good combo. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
541 Clearly, Phil had gone off the deep end. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
542 My meeting upstairs ended early, so I thought I would drop in on this one. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
543 He's always crashing our meetings. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
544 Bob's taking the bored out board room. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
545 Grand entrance, grand exit. Still no seat at the table. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
546 Ejectile Dysfunction 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
547 That's what I'm talking about, people. *Be* the trial balloon! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
548 Jump right in if you have anything to add 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
549 H.R. said he's upwardly mobile. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
550 Unicorn Frappachinooooooooooooo! 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
551 Again? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
552 Cowabunga Suits! Sorry I'm late. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
553 Before we all dive in, let me show you how it's done. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
554 Just think of me as a fly on the wall. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
555 High energy. I like that! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
556 I realize that they have cut the budget for paintings but putting Art on the wall is absurd. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
557 Can a robot do this? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
558 Oh my God, what did he have for lunch. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
559 Meet my new assistant, Kato. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
560 Norman's proclivity for jumping to conclusions vexed his fellow board members. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
561 Ben, when I said jump in, I meant figuratively... 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
562 We have to rethink that energy drink. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
563 Great news...Trump just repealed gravity! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
564 Perhaps demonstrating quarterly sales through interpretive dance isn't the best idea. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
565 When I say, "Jump," you say, "How high?" 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
566 I think we can be assured that Miller's position is entirely above board. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
567 Well, that settles the jumping-off point question. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
568 Well, it could solve the overbooking problem. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
569 It's Jim from the Steno Pool. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
570 Call Maintenance to fix that hole in the roof. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
571 Can you jump on this conference call? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
572 Twitter’s down. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
573 Jack always acts like he's above everyone else at the table. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
574 Really Roger, a simple "nay" vote would have sufficed. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
575 If you're going to drone, I'm going to drone. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
576 Our piñata is here!! Grab the stick!!! 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
577 Fred's been working on drone technology applications for the office... 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
578 I told you to hire a diverse workforce, not divers. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
579 Marty!! Metaphor!! It's a metaphor!! 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
580 We install a new meeting chute and you still can't get here on time? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
581 Drew, "Jump on the bandwagon" is just a saying. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
582 I told you we should have given him a golden parachute 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
583 Steve never dives in to a project like the rest of us. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
584 Allow me to jump in here with a few thoughts. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
585 Who put the airbag on the whoopee cushion chair? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
586 Who's up next? Bob? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
587 He will do just about anything to get a seat at the table. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
588 Board members doubted that a soft landing was possible. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
589 Well, I guess it's back to the diving board. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
590 Sorry guys—I flew United to the board meeting. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
591 This comes straight from the top. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
592 Maybe no coffee before boatd meetings? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
593 Well I guess we all know who had cabbage for lunch. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
594 Hey Brenner, your bald spray isn't working. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
595 Murphy's flying in from Texas. He should be here any min... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
596 Oh, come on, Clark! Why can't you just walk in like the rest of us? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
597 Everytime we have a meeting Bob gets carried away. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
598 What color is my parachute now, jerks?!? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
599 Alright, Jim. While I did say "Let's jump right in", I fear you missed the subtext. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
600 And now, here's Stew, with a report from the man-child demographic. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
601 Mark does all his own publicity stunts. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
602 Just an aye vote will be sufficient 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
603 There was still an element of surprise as their counterparts arrived after the merger. They tended to appear with little notice and without the anticipated golden parachutes. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
604 Could you please move that glass of water a bit more to the center of the table? 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
605 Just ignore him. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
606 I'm all in! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
607 I'm just a gravity denier. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
608 He's really throwing himself into his work. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
609 Don't mind him. He's flying by the seat of his pants again. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
610 The standing desk was a slippery slope. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
611 Ed, there you go again, flying off on another tangent. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
612 Looks like the boardroom was overbooked. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
613 Always the dramatic entrance. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
614 I hate musical chairs! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
615 Bob misunderstands the concept of the office pool. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
616 You're still fired Harold. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
617 It's a virtual pogo stick. New Yorkers will buy a zillion in Orlando. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
618 Our overhead report is here! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
619 He must have left his fidget spinner at home. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
620 Not that kind of office pool 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
621 The chair recognizes the cannonballer to my right. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
622 Now this is what's called 'landing' a deal. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
623 And now here's Ted from the risk pool. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
624 Incoming, Clancy---you're in my chair! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
625 Bob said he would drop in on the meeting if his schedule permitted 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
626 Carry on. You know I don't like being the center of attention. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
627 The glass ceiling remained intact, but the glass table was finished. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
628 Chair! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
629 He makes the same "applicant pool" joke every time. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
630 Jesus, Tim. Can you at least knock? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
631 They promised me a golden parachute. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
632 The motion is about to be tabled. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
633 He grew up in a large family of12 children. He knows how to make a spot for himself at the table. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
634 The new intern from Ringling Brothers is just not working out. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
635 What we saved in flooring, we're going to lose in workers' comp. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
636 Let's not jump to conclusions. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
637 "Whatever happened to bending over backwards and jumping through hoops"? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
638 I think you're looking at this from the wrong angle. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
639 There he goes. Jumping to conclusions again. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
640 Looks like it's going to be a hostile takeover. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
641 Someone remind me to take the energy drinks out of the vending machine. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
642 Is this disruptive enough for you? 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
643 Motion to table. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
644 And, just in time, Parsons, our Cloudfunding Rep is dropping by... 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
645 Stu had the Mexican buffet special. 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
646 This concludes my presentation on the necessity of golden parachutes. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
647 10 points for style, zero for comprehension of 'office pool'. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
648 Arriving late for yet another board meeting, Hawkins struck upon an ingenious idea to deflect scorn. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
649 A grand entrance does not make up for being late Harris. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
650 Here's a new disruptive idea. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
651 It's obvious when he's jumping to conclusions. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
652 It's our new human clone drone. Self-propelled by excess flatulence. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
653 who is the joker who put the trampoline outside the door? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
654 Hi, I'm from the government and I'm here to help. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
655 I'm tired of Joe thinking his ideas are so above ours! 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
656 Did you know that we hired a bouncer? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
657 Look out above, man over board! 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
658 Don't mind me...just being a fly on the wall. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
659 Last one in is still employed. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
660 Any less lofty ideas? 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
661 He's a bird. He's a plane. He's superfluous. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
662 Dave, we understand that share prices are plummeting. Interpretive dance adds nothing to the discussion. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
663 Diggory has had a lot of experience with high risk pools. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
664 And in that moment, Greg realized The Rapture would interfere with his 2pm. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
665 Incoming! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
666 Ms. Cyrus, please note in the minutes, "He came in like a wrecking ball." 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
667 Anyone else care to jump in? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
668 Got bumped from United. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
669 Oh, he's gone way beyond Lean In. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
670 Does anyone else oppose the measure? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
671 Glad you decided to drop in. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
672 Mind if I jump in here? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
673 I'm sorry, Peterson. Those are the rules of musical chairs. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
674 Forget the chair. No need for another, I can just hover. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
675 Thus ended the short-lived tradition of inviting interns to the board meeting. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
676 Risk pool double meta entendre with a half twist. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
677 Mind if I have the floor? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
678 Management had assumed he could not give a flying tuck. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
679 The Golden Parachute will open any sec... 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
680 He's from the temp pool. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
681 Johnson had misunderstood why they call it 'the board room' 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
682 He always was a loose cannon! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
683 A simple letter of resignation is not his style. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
684 The Chair recognizes Stevens from Hostile Takeovers. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
685 The boss said dive into the meeting- not cannonball! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
686 He's jumping to conclusions. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
687 Come down, Jim. Inflation is not the answer. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
688 Hop to it is just an expression, Drew. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
689 Goodson joins us from Australia. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
690 Well he did say "Lets go ahead and Jump Right into things" 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
691 Levitation. That's your answer for everything Cosgrove! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
692 Sorry I'm late, guys -- just got off the plane. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
693 Total absence of gravitas in the executive suite. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
694 We did tell him to dive right in... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
695 We all miss the steno pool. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
696 Hostile takeover! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
697 I wish his stock picks went that high. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
698 Speaking of the budget, please add ‘one conference room chair.’ 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
699 The good news is that there's no glass ceiling. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
700 As you can see, we don't just preach disruptive innovation here. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
701 It's Comey! Ditch the Russian papers. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
702 IF I COULD JUMP IN FOR JUST A MOMENT! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
703 Just thought I would drop in. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
704 Remember, it's the quality of the landing we ask you to grade. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
705 Oh dear, Bob forgot his Gas-X again. 1.2424 0.07498 66 56 4 6
706 Nice of you to drop in, Johnson. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
707 And that concluded the golden parachute workshop. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
708 Ralph's musical chairs gambit proves unsuccessful. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
709 Who keeps inviting him to the office pool? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
710 He works in the office pool 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
711 This United Airlines meeting is overbooked? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
712 Sorry I'm late - I got kicked off my flight. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
713 He commutes by catapult. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
714 That's the new summer intern. He wants to work from home. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
715 He is our new motivational consultant. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
716 Hi! I'm the firm's new personal injury lawyer. 1.2424 0.07498 66 56 4 6
717 So, Johnson, nice of you to drop in. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
718 I'll now jump into the discussion. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
719 Anyone want to bet lunch Jack sticks the landing? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
720 Let's switch to decaf. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
721 Not now Jared !!! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
722 I really have to go! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
723 Jumping to a conclusion seems to be definitely on the table. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
724 They hired him to take us to a different level. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
725 Looks like the new partner is hoping to make a splash. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
726 He said he was a high-flyer. Maybe we should have taken him literally, and not seriously. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
727 Harry, the Hertz commercial was over 50 years ago. Get over it. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
728 I vote to table Arnold's motion. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
729 I think Bill misunderstood the call to the 'Spring Board' Meeting! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
730 Next on the agenda is the Cannonball account. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
731 I'm jumping in with both feet. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
732 It's 'Lean In', not 'Leap In'! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
733 Just hug it close to your chest, and "Whee." 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
734 Could someone just get him a chair? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
735 And I suppose you guys are the only ones who understand the gravity of our situation? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
736 Ted, "Dive in!" is just a metaphor. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
737 Quick everyone, impromptu trust challenge. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
738 Jumping to conclusions? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
739 The skylight broke...but I wasn't spying, I swear it. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
740 It is an ejection seat for board members that fall asleep. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
741 Let's not jump to any conclusions. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
742 As you can see, overhead is way too high. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
743 The market must be up. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
744 I reject the claim of scientists that global gravity is real. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
745 He just transferred here from Kowabunga. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
746 By God! He did pull himself up by his bootstraps!!! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
747 We welcome your enthusiastic acceptance of our offer. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
748 OK, Lassiter, tell us: how many gravity-defying executives does it take to change a light bulb? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
749 Brilliant! A standing desk with a Mini-trampoline. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
750 The people below him are the ones who'll get hurt. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
751 Cato, you are only to test me at home! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
752 Please welcome Mr. Bannon to the National Security Council. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
753 I heard he's from Colorado... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
754 Wallenda here's a new hire from Ringling, Barnum and Bailey. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
755 You've got male! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
756 The President's new appointee, I'm guessing. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
757 Oh, you meant 'Spring Board' meeting? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
758 Looks like no parachute for Ted. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
759 How high? Here's how high! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
760 Well, that's it. If you have a different view, feel free to leap in. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
761 His references said he was disruptive, but I think I misinterpreted that. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
762 Not everyone gets the subtleties of the assertiveness training program. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
763 So this is the "bomb shell" we all expected. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
764 Just a second...I think Jim wants to weigh in on this issue. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
765 No, Donald, we're not doing that right now. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
766 See, if we all just learn how to float well save a fortune on chairs. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
767 He's the only one on the Board with a golden parachute. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
768 If anyone has anything to say just jump right in. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
769 Looks like the $500,000 green card offer has these Chinese investors raining in... 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
770 He's trying to establish an existing condition before the new healthcare law takes effect. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
771 There goes the open door policy... 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
772 I give Todd's plan a 10 if he sticks the landing. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
773 I don't need a seat. I'll just get an overview from here. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
774 Is this your first time as a Cirque du Soleil board member? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
775 McCluskey making his point at the Spring Board Meeting. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
776 George's two week notice was a memorable one! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
777 I'll admit, when I heard Bob was being suspended by the company, I had the wrong idea. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
778 That's it Benson. No more Hogwarts graduates! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
779 I must say that he does much more than bend over backwards to present his ideas. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
780 Sorry guys, I accidentally salted my eggs with cocaine. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
781 He told me he wanted to make a splash at his first board meeting. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
782 When the boss says, "Jump!" 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
783 Could someone brief John on what "high-risk pools" are? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
784 If he stays up there for another 5 minutes, I'll be concerned. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
785 Who has the chair? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
786 Please welcome our new Chief Diversity Officer. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
787 I'm sick of his grand entrances. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
788 I'm the new guy and as you can see I'm flying by the seat of my pants! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
789 Please Larry, I think we all understand the concept of verticality. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
790 We should never send him for coffee. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
791 Who said the side effect was drowsiness? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
792 You mentioned disruptive improvement? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
793 Hello YouTube! Goodbye job! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
794 OK. The three burrito lunch was not a good idea. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
795 Ok. Thanks , Evans ... Do I hear a second ? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
796 No, I didn't know he was flying in for this meeting. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
797 I'm fighting a war against gravity. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
798 Above all, let me say. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
799 I'm the disruptor! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
800 Hatfield did not understand the concept of an office pool. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
801 I don't know, Ted; this Wellendas chandelier just makes everyone nervous! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
802 I move we get him a chair. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
803 Too much coffee this morning, Harrison? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
804 Roger is floating a new idea. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
805 Sorry, my flight was delayed. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
806 Again, sir, that's not how a golden parachute works. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
807 He is the new hire from Amazon 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
808 Only a leap of faith will save us now. Everyone, follow me! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
809 Some companies brainstorm. Here, we Kamikaze. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
810 He's da bomb! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
811 Millennials. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
812 That was one stupendous fart! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
813 I told you I would drop by. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
814 He's from the temp pool. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
815 What?! I'm just trying to see it from a different angle. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
816 You told him to dive right in... 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
817 I would like to jump in here. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
818 I told Brian that he needed to make a big splash on his first day. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
819 No Bob, the spring Board Meeting. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
820 Someone needs to stop telling the new hires to "jump right in". 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
821 If he sticks the landing he gets the job. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
822 Who made the coffee this morning? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
823 He's always wanted to be a fly on the wall. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
824 Did the decaf and regular signs get switched again? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
825 One giant leap for me. One small step for the rest of you. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
826 I've asked Carter, here, to jump start the discussion. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
827 Doughnuts weren't quite enough, but I think the cattle prod is a bit too much for our employee motivation initiative. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
828 Oh, Bob...I hate this...we always get soaked!! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
829 And next up, Angela from Accounting, with a double corkscrew back-flip. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
830 Your motion is not approved. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
831 We know where it is, but we are still not going to kiss it. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
832 So that's it: Your suspension will continue. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
833 Uh Oh - No chair 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
834 Now that I have your attention... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
835 He's never been able to just say 'I've got an idea.' 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
836 Tim, if you like this idea, let's hit the ground running. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
837 I thought the invitation said 'springboard meeting'. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
838 He never knocks 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
839 I told you guys...decaf...DECAF!! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
840 Roger! Will you PLEASE do something about your restless legs syndrome?! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
841 and yet another Business major/Drama minor applicant. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
842 How's this for oversight! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
843 We're avoiding cannibalization, not cannonballization. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
844 When you breathe Helium to make your voice sound funny, does anybody know how long it lasts? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
845 It's one thing to be late, but must you make yourself conspicuous? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
846 Frank, you could have just said as much, but by all means jump right in. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
847 If he sticks the landing, let's hire him. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
848 Always with the latest wireless feature. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
849 I hate leap year 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
850 Oh God, here comes Marco. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
851 Mind if I jump into this conversation? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
852 I knew it was a mistake to give him a golden parachute. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
853 Oh, this is gonna be a 10. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
854 If you're late for a meeting, at least make a great impression. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
855 Ted misunderstood the concept of the office pool. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
856 He's always jumping to conclusions. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
857 I warned them not to hire that guy. He takes things way to literally. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
858 Oh, how tim flies ! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
859 I liked it better when he just dove into his work. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
860 He's from the office pool 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
861 Hey whoa, just use a fly swatter. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
862 Casual fly day. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
863 Third word, "sales are . . . " 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
864 His ego has started to defy gravity!!! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
865 At this point, I'm praying for a real cannon ball. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
866 This could be the break through we've been looking for. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
867 See, she's wrong, there isn't a glass ceiling. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
868 I really dislike these drop in meetings. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
869 I guess 'Lean In' has run its course... 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
870 Bob, that's not the big splash we're talking about. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
871 Elon, forever reminding his colleagues he invented the T-Shirt cannon, arrives at the weekly sales meeting. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
872 You all know Perry, from the ejector seat division... 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
873 Meet the new intern - he's Australian. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
874 Daniels is still trying to figure out what color his parachute is. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
875 Trickle down didn't work, so we're trying canon ball economics. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
876 Not exactly what I meant by "Jump right in!" 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
877 Now for the flip side. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
878 I hate to drone on like this. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
879 Can't beat the catapult effect of thinking out of the box. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
880 James always knew how to make a splash in the office. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
881 You can't beat Farquhar's sales pitch for our new mega vitamin. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
882 Jump start! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
883 Here's Wilson to represent our stock performance. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
884 Sorry for dropping in unannounced! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
885 Sky's the limit ! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
886 Okay, I lied. There are bad ideas. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
887 He must have forgot he has no golden parachute. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
888 This is NOT the Secretarial Pool! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
889 Looks like another hostile takeover 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
890 It's been a long haul but I'm bouncing back. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
891 Must be the direct flight from Mar-a-Lago 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
892 Maybe we should have a more traditional office pool. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
893 This is why we don't invite Sales to meetings. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
894 We've already started, but just jump right in, Perkins. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
895 Our new social media marketing manager is full of hot air. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
896 A pity his feet came apart, that'll be a 2 point deduction. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
897 Chief Disruption Officer 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
898 Golden parachute? The company can't even afford a regular one. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
899 Who knew 'Make A wish' would approve " I'd love to be a fly on the wall" . 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
900 Ron's determined to make a splash at this year's board meeting. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
901 It's the new cartoon editor. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
902 This is the latest business trend, it's called 'Kamikaze Idea Bombing.' It gets results, but it's murder on the office equipment. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
903 I don't think this is above board. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
904 So let's hear from Alan who seems to have gotten the jump on this issue. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
905 Apparently, you are not aware of our 'No Cannonballs' policy, Hotchkiss. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
906 Well, we've got ourselves a risk taker! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
907 Well, I guess leaning in isn't enough these days. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
908 That 's Jones, he just dives right in to each project. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
909 Next time I hire a creative director remind me to find someone less creative. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
910 He said he was going to try and drop in 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
911 Steve sure knows how to make an entrance! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
912 Look who's had avocado toast today! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
913 It's creative disruption, but in a full-tuck position. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
914 It's called vertical integration. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
915 How's this for disruptive technology? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
916 Who wants to tell him what a high risk pool really is? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
917 It keeps my ADHD in check. You should try it. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
918 I don't think Jenkins has ever been in an office pool before. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
919 Ah - here's the diversion I ordered. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
920 Too much helium for breakfast. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
921 New board member from the hedge fund- 'activists.' 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
922 When I told him to drop in at the meeting I didn't think he would take me literally. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
923 Dave takes "creative distraction" to a new level. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
924 In an effort to make a splash with HR, Drew decided to cannonball into the applicant pool. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
925 We've ran out of ideas, so now we must throw executives against the wall and see what sticks. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
926 Our new partner was acquired from Amazon Prime. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
927 We thought trashing the couch would avoid this. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
928 OH, it's the tax attorney from Ringling Brothers circus. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
929 A depiction of what happens when you fart in meeting. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
930 I said 'parachute,' not 'cannonball'! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
931 Just testing my golden parachute. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
932 He's the new Disruptor in Chief. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
933 Looks like he's passing his final test to get on the Board of Directors. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
934 I'll share my tax returns when monkeys fly out of my butt! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
935 I meant "tumblr". 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
936 For God's sake George, give him your chair. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
937 It was obvious that one candidate rose above the rest. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
938 Sorry everyone, I'm a little gassy this morning. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
939 So the new guy is really into metaphors, isn't he? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
940 Wrong. Eject! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
941 He is always dropping in. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
942 Why so surprised? You asked me to drop in! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
943 He wants in on the office pool. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
944 I knew he'd come down on us hard over this quarterly earnings report 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
945 As you see, the human cannon is destined to revolutionize commuting. Let's move ahead with it. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
946 Mansplashing 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
947 Next up is Terry's report on the 30,000-foot view. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
948 We value showboats here in the private sector. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
949 I invited him to join the office pool. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
950 Someone forgot to pay their gravity bill this month. Again. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
951 An ejection seat has replaced the golden parachute and glass ceiling 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
952 Let me jump in here for a second. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
953 Sorry I'm late. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
954 They went from suspending me to dropping me altogether. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
955 I'm confused. Is he profit or expenditures? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
956 Am I late? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
957 Charlie's attempt to make a big splash in the boardroom failed horribly. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
958 May it be duly noted that in the absence of a Chair, Treasurer Cainen Ball will preside over today's meeting." 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
959 Office Cross-fit will never catch on, Jenkins. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
960 Impressive, but there's still one small issue with your human drone prototype. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
961 Sorry. Had a burrito for lunch. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
962 You all knew I was flying in for this meeting, now where is my seat? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
963 Lookout, another VP trying to make a big splash. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
964 I forgot my pie chart, so I'll be doing a physical representation of next quarter's projections instead. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
965 One more idea that will never fly. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
966 Wait till he does a belly flop! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
967 Murphy, we did not say you were being elected! We said you were being ejected! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
968 Ha! You call yourselves a security council?! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
969 You're off the Board. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
970 Relax. He always hits the ground running. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
971 OK! This is where I jump in. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
972 We should have given him that golden parachute. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
973 You're new here, so I'll tell you this once - that's the insider signal for "sell before the quarter's are numbers are released." 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
974 I don't think he'll achieve the splash he's hoping for. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
975 Please welcome Mr. Johnson to the Board. He brings a refreshing buoyancy to the team. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
976 Is that a "No" or a "Yes" vote? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
977 I'd like to float a new idea for the company. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
978 Well, he always was a drone 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
979 So much for Mr. Barnes' golden parachute. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
980 Just another day at Geronimo, Cannonball, and Hedgehog, Inc. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
981 Can I jump in here? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
982 Force Majeure! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
983 I do remember him talking about making more of a splash at staff meetings. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
984 I never should have told him that my nickname was Geronimo. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
985 Jim, we know you don't believe in global climate change, but you're not going to change our minds on gravity. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
986 'Gentlemen, The Disruptor is here!' 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
987 Table this! 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
988 Jim had long ago planned ways to make a splash in the office pool. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
989 I miss the days when he would just shoot-down an idea. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
990 Looks like the new marketing director intends to make a big splash. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
991 Newly promoted, Johnson intends to have immediate impact 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
992 Now, here's Anderson with the report on current stock prices. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
993 Who just joined? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
994 You come late to a Board meeting you lose your seat at the table! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
995 Example #42: Corporate teambuilding training is not always transferable to the board room. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
996 Kushner needs no introduction. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
997 I just want to get an overview of how things are done here 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
998 Who's the wiseguy who said this cartoon would have a pool? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
999 Next agenda item: Golden Parachutes and Why We Need Them. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1000 I thought his resume said "financial acrobat." 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1001 New meds. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1002 The new activist board member, I'm guessing. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1003 Gravitas 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1004 He's just been promoted from the Secretary Pool. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1005 Here's Johnny! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1006 We did ask for more innovation at the last board meeting... 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1007 Tom just got back from the company motivational retreat. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1008 Profits are coming in like a wrecking ball. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1009 I've been kicked upstairs. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1010 There's no way my PowerPoint's gonna compete with this... 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1011 Johnson will now demonstrate our trajectory of earnings growth. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1012 Uh oh. Here comes the independent prosecutor. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1013 Cannonballs are in Litigation, down the hall. This is Mergers and Acquisitions. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1014 Who called for an Angel Investor? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1015 This is an EXECUTIVE POOL!!!! Not a swimming pool! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1016 Jenkins drops a bomb at the sales meeting. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1017 He is new to the office pool. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1018 I've been designated the new department floater. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1019 My zipper's down, isn't it. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1020 Smothers, 'jumping into the conversation' is a figure of speech! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1021 Deregulation! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1022 William, effective immediately you're only allowed decaf at the office. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1023 Speaker Ryan... let me demonstrate how a high risk pool works. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1024 If only his follow through was as impressive as his entrance. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1025 I'm having a little trouble with the gravity here 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1026 Who invited Tom Cruise? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1027 Jerome here is demonstrating our new dairy free, gluten free, caffeine free, organic, energy drink. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1028 Mr. Drewich! I said 'dividend' not 'dive on in'! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1029 We are all dying to hear about your meeting at Space X 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1030 I just got a date with Katie Holmes!!! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1031 Loose cannonball 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1032 She said YES!!! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1033 I'm on top of this, guys! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1034 Jason, don't leave me hanging... 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1035 I said 'spitball' some ideas Anderson, 'spitball'. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1036 He always has to make a splash. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1037 I hope nobody minds if I jump right in. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1038 When I ask you to jump Smythson, you could at least have the courtesy to ask how high. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1039 Wanted to catch you on the fly! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1040 This was better in my dream. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1041 I hate charades 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1042 I'm just going to dive right into this presentation. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1043 Oh, goodie, Townsend's back from another team-building conference. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1044 Oh! That's what the button does! Who knew? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1045 He always wanted more levity 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1046 It's called 'The Art of the Deal.' 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1047 Let me jump in here. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1048 The boss hired him to jump start our social media 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1049 No, you idiot! I said CONFERENCE CALL! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1050 I was told to jump right in. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1051 Ron is a visual thinker; he doesn't understand 'deep dive' until he actually does it. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1052 Thanks boys for my not-so-golden parachute 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1053 I hate icebreakers. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1054 I hereby activate my golden parachute clause! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1055 Don't worry, his Golden Parachute will break the fall. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1056 We really should get him a chair 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1057 Nice of you to drop in, Smith. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1058 It's only an expression, Swenson, "jumping in with both feet" is only an expression. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1059 Our Colorado rep, I presume? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1060 Ok you can be our bouncer. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1061 That's your worse idea ever Thurman, you get the eject button...bye! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1062 It's a high risk pool. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1063 Moments later, Rick realized we said we needed him on a Conference Call. We do not, in fact, need him to Cannonball. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1064 Richard is just back from Australia 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1065 Flippin' Millennials. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1066 No more off-the-wall ideas! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1067 Phelps, we are not going to bring back that old Hertz ad! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1068 Anderson, you can have the floor now. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1069 By the time Gregg realized what his colleagues meant by 'liquid assets', it was too late. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1070 No need for a chair,.I'm from the Drone department 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1071 Jones really misunderstood what they meant when they said that he could jump right in. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1072 And Smithers has dropped in to tell us about the corporate pool party. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1073 United assured me this would be faster. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1074 He was told to make a big splash when he started. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1075 There's gotta be another way to tell us about our stock prices 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1076 That's right. Now tuck and roll. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1077 I think we should go in a different direction. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1078 Ladies and Gentlemen: allow me to jump in... 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1079 Josh misinterpreted the surprise meeting. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1080 Midway through introducing the idea of company picnic with a simulated cannon ball, Jim has serious regrets. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1081 Half monkey, half Vice-President. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1082 No, Wilson, those pants don't make your butt look fat. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1083 Jack being nimble. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1084 Ah Perkins, glad you could drop in. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1085 Couldn't you just be a fly on the wall? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1086 Fred don't move and I'll make it over you! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1087 I see you're not familiar with the idiom 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1088 I know... but it's only a prototype ! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1089 Someone doesn’t understand what a “golden parachute” is. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1090 Apparently someone wrote "diving" at the front of the "Board Room" sign outside. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1091 Actually the data doesn't look as bad from up here. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1092 Alan misunderstood when told to take a flying leap. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1093 Here's our new hire, formerly at Hertz. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1094 He starts with a big splash but most of his presentation is just treading water. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1095 ...and when the music stops, whoever doesn't have a seat is the one laid off. Get it? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1096 Eric has got to stop jumping to conclusions like this. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1097 New employee George misinterprets the concept of "All-in" 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1098 Paul, from Acrobatics, will be joining us for this part of the meeting. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1099 When did "Xtreme Meeting" become a thing? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1100 Motion to remove the diving board. All in favor? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1101 He didn't get a golden parachute. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1102 I recognize a motion from the ceiling. Charlie rises to a point of order. Let the minutes reflect that the Chair of the Standing Committee has no chair. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1103 He thinks this is a Bored Room. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1104 Sit down, Alan! Please! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1105 Sorry I'm late. I just flew in from LA. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1106 PowerPoint! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1107 The circus performers' union always dreaded the arrival of the human cannonball. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1108 Is it, 'bring your adult children to work day' again? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1109 As you can see, 4th Quarter Projections are WHEEEEEE!!! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1110 Not the kind of big splash we were talking about, Nelson! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1111 Tom always started off the meeting with a "big splash". 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1112 I hope this is better than his bellyflop 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1113 Calm down Wilson. You didn't get the bonus. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1114 George, we moved the pool table! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1115 Let me bounce a few ideas off you. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1116 Well, fine. Then I'm going to hover here until someone brings me a damn chair. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1117 Somebody give that guy a fidget spinner. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1118 "You may jump in any time" Ted was just a sarcastic term. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1119 Is this what they mean by Millennial job-hopping? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1120 Wish he'd stop trying to make a splash. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1121 Jack be nimble. Jack be unstable. Jack jumps over the ... 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1122 Just one more try and I think I can finally reach the glass ceiling! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1123 Oops, where's my chair? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1124 I think Jones has something to say. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1125 Yup... the strategic plan's rubbish at bird's eye view also. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1126 Sorry but we don't have a chair for you right now. Can you fly back in later? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1127 From my vantage point, I see all this a little differently. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1128 Sorry I'm late, the drone got caught in traffic. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1129 Sorry. Drone traffic. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1130 This Uber "chair to chair" service is great 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1131 Looks like you're the Rotten Egg, Jim. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1132 Marco ... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1133 Cowabusiness! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1134 Does my ass look big...?? 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1135 Cannon balllllllll!!! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1136 A no-splash cannonball in a very dry meeting. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
1137 I think Joe misunderstood the meaning of "Make a big splash with the Board." 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1138 CALABUNGA 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1139 Mr. Smith obviously misunderstood the directions to submit proposals via drop-box.... 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
1140 If I hear him say Tony Robbins one more time! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
1141 After this quarter's report, a belly flop is more appropriate 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1142 Later Alan became a legend for his meteoric rise and fall. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1143 T. G. I. MONDAY! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1144 Gentlemen, I thought I'd make this more interesting by hiring a new stunt accountant rather than a regular accountant. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1145 New CEO fails to make a splash at board meeting. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1146 The day Alan learned the committee's hostility wasn't all in his head. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1147 I believe in jumping right into my work! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1148 There Joe goes again having a high flying idea 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1149 Thank god someone left that door open! 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1150 I know it's his last day but this won't look good on his resume. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1151 Donald, stop firing people! 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1152 Cyberattack! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1153 My good man, that may have worked when you were at the Cannonball Corporation, but this is Percival and Sneed! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1154 You certainly know how to get a rise out of him! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1155 Audit-ball! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1156 He's from the secretarial pool. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1157 Apparently HR is firing by cannon now. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1158 There he goes again, jumping to conclusions. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1159 Who's next to try our drone shoes?. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1160 ...and the last candidate for FBI director is...! 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1161 'I love the extraordinary skills meeting!' 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1162 "Which memo did you miss, Finster? The one about jumping to conclusions or avoiding caffeine before meetings? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1163 New Emoji! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1164 I want to share a different perspective. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1165 Can we get Brenda in here with a fly-swatter? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1166 He's always wanted to be a fly on the wall. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1167 The company hired Jeffrey because he flies by the seat of his pants and thinks way out of the box. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1168 Why dive into a project when you can cannonball? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1169 Will Korsikov ever put his circus days behind him? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1170 Cannonball trumps torpedo! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1171 Dave has had quite a bounce in his step since submitted his resignation. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1172 And now for the drone department report. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1173 On, no, it's 'Cannonball' Caruthers, late to another staff meeting. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1174 Meet Tom Cruise, our newest board member. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1175 Deiter's dual majors of cost-accounting and ski jumping never really found its niche in the world of corporate finance. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1176 Next meeting, let's skip the ice breaker. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1177 It's a new Ap! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1178 Not what we had in mind when seeking a disruptive business plan. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1179 From now on we'll use the word 'arachnid'. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1180 I tell ya, the kid's on his way up! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1181 We need to remove another fly on the wall. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1182 Simmons, your report on the express elevator repairs? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1183 He won't let us forget that his father was the president of Hertz Rent-a-Car! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1184 What'd you think would happen after we got rid of the glass ceiling? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1185 Nice double backflip. But the judges for the gymnasts' finals are two doors down. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1186 He just got back from that ski vacation. His form's not bad. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1187 We should really fix the hole in the ceiling... The bathroom's upstairs. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1188 The company is still adjusting to letting the CEO's son attend meetings. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1189 And this is the springboard I was talking about in the last meeting. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1190 You guys do know that sitting is the new smoking, right? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1191 Let me bounce this off you. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1192 I've been in musical chairs before but not at this corporate level. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1193 Did someone say 'Overhead' ? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1194 Boardroom cannon fodder 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1195 Well that is going to make a big splash 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1196 I didn't realize Katie Holmes was single again. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1197 It started in other people's photos and then it spread to other people's meetings. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1198 Looks like we'll need another FBJ director. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1199 He's a new hire from Ringling Brothers. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1200 Jumping in with your ideas is not a literal thing 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1201 Parkour for the Boardroom 1.2037 0.07652 54 47 3 4
1202 Nothing's working - let's try flying by the seat of our pants. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1203 Who voted Tom Cruise onto the Board? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1204 When "Hit the Ground Running" goes wrong. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1205 Incoming male. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1206 Cannonball, shmannonball...It's still better than PowerPoint. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1207 I hope this isn't the new normal. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1208 As a team building exercise, I want you to levitate. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1209 The kid is trying to make a splash. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1210 We're still not convinced that you need a golden parachute. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1211 As I said, "corporate may pop by." 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1212 The secretarial pool was closed. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1213 David's grave mistake was not looking before leaping. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1214 Me first! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1215 I like the way he goes all in. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1216 Martin likes to think outside the pool. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1217 He always has to make a splash. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1218 It's Jeremy from the office pool. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1219 Boy, those beans have quite a kick. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1220 This is for taking away summer Fridays! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1221 Jim just flew in from LA. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1222 Looks like a hostile takeover attempt after all. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1223 Look at me dad! I'm being a Disruptor! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1224 The general opinion was that Greg's demonstration of the company's new parachute design could have been improved by wearing it. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1225 'I hate it when they parachute in a new guy'. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1226 A motion has been put forward. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1227 Top-down decision again? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1228 Enough with these helicopter executives already! 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1229 Tom's projected outcome looks looks very promising. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1230 When I suggested that you "Drop In Sometime" I didn't mean literally. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1231 Cabinetball! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1232 This was a side effect of the new drug no one had anticipated. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1233 I think you should try seeing things from my point of view. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1234 You're too big to be a fly on the wall, Jenkins. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1235 You said it was a drop-in meeting. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1236 Let's try cannon-balling this. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1237 He said he could hit the ground running. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1238 Tell me again why Investments is on the floor ABOVE us. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1239 Who'd like to mentor the intern on what we mean by entering the office pool? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1240 That's nothing, the last intern had to do a belly flop. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1241 Really, Jenkins? You think that will beat Abernathy's Pike Position 3 1/2 Somersault Gainer? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1242 What does "GERONIMO" mean, exactly? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1243 Another newbie trying to make a big splash. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1244 Clark, sit down. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1245 Consider it a hostile flyover. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1246 Aaaahhh! Spiders! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1247 I think he is reporting stocks are tumbling and we are in for a hard landing. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1248 hi guys ! hi dad ! Am I late ? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1249 Looks like we're all here... let's jump right in. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1250 Sorry I'm late but I had trouble with the Uber. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1251 The newly hired junior ad executive floats his first idea 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1252 He likes to jump right into things. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1253 tell me how big the splash is. hey guys, tell me how big the splash is, OK? are you watching? guys, are you watching? tell me how big the splash is. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
1254 He's desperate to jumpstart his career. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1255 I cracked the glass ceiling from above! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1256 I'd like everybody to welcome our newcomer to the office pool. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1257 Beam me up, Scotty! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1258 Too many energy drinks. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1259 Chair! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1260 Business school tip #49: When brainstorming stalls, try a cannonball. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1261 Last quarter he did a gainer. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1262 He just gets so up n the air about everything!! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1263 The current situation demands increased oversight. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1264 Can't do this in a webconference! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1265 With the stocks taking a dive, Alan felt it only natursl to follow in suit... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1266 Ann is out this week, so I'll be overseeing today's meeting. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1267 I'm telling you guys, DRONES are the way to go. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1268 Oh no, can he see my bald spot? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1269 I told you he wasn't stable enough to handle this job. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1270 Mr. Wallenda is here. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1271 I am afraid he will be disappointed with the depth of our conversation 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1272 There goes the pop-up timer, this meeting is done. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1273 I like the way he used to start the meeting with a joke! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1274 He made a big splash in his new position. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1275 We figured you were just using this job as a springboard 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1276 Here's how to get a second chance to make a first impression. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1277 ..and this is our idea for the Emperor's New Throne. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1278 I'm preparing for my golden parachute. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1279 Thurwell, always literal-minded, was told to "Get in there and make a big splash!" 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1280 Sorry I'm late - I've been helicoptering my kid all morning. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1281 Just dropping in. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1282 OK, who ordered a consultant? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1283 Son of a Boss 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1284 Oh Great! Jared's back. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1285 Somebody get this guy a fidget spinner, stat! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1286 Chairs are for conformists. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1287 He's always first in the office pools. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1288 Jehoshaphat will present the next item. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1289 This golden parachute was supposed to deploy much earlier... 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1290 Oh, here's the Stuntmen's Union Rep. We have a quorom. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1291 Clear for Landing! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1292 Legal - mark the time - I am firing him before he hits the ground. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1293 You said we are all in deep water! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1294 Here comes Mr. Wabash again. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1295 Good Lord.... the presentation was supposed to be on LCD...not LSD 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1296 All in favor of purchasing Hover-board Chairs to bring a little levity to our meetings, say AYE. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1297 Common junior executive mistake: treating a board meeting like a pool party. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1298 No more coffee for you, Wickland. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1299 Just waiting for a chair, thanks. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1300 A simple 'I abstain' vote will suffice. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1301 Is this what they mean by 'disruption'? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1302 I've just come from the meeting upstairs 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1303 I gotta stop hiring collegiate summer interns. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1304 We never should have appointed Barnes Chairman of the Oversight Committee. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
1305 Our millennial analyst is dropping by 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1306 Young man, I did state that we like new employees who dive right into their work here at Acme Industries, but a cannonball will not improve your chances for early promotion,... 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1307 He just wants us to look up to him. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1308 Talk about an explosive idea! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1309 Yes, Jenkins likes to jump right in. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1310 It's Crosby with another one of his guy in the sky ideas. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1311 Better late than never, Mr. Jones. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1312 George, that's not what we meant by getting a jump start. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1313 "I love the new atomic whoopee cushion". 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1314 I should have negotiated a golden parachute. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1315 It's "lean in," Alan, not "leap in"!... 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1316 Jay, our management structure is bottom-up, not top-down. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1317 Please, someone tell Jack we no longer make candlesticks! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1318 Ah, here come the new budget numbers. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1319 Glenn's ideas have been flighty lately. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1320 I've always wanted an ejector seat. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1321 Look who decided to drop in. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1322 It could be a case of tight underwear....... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1323 ...and finally, Fred here is demonstrating our new line of conference room ejector chairs! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1324 Sorry to jump in like this... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1325 I'm ambitious, flexible, high energy, and determined. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1326 Cannnnooonnbaalllll! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1327 Who forgot to tell Steve we discontinued the golden parachutes? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1328 Drawing from experience at the public pool, Richard knew that space would always be made for a cannonball 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1329 John is an activist shareholder. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1330 Who moved my water? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1331 Did we know he had "drone" skills when he was hired? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1332 I have an urgent message from the Big Guy upstairs... 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1333 I'm being sucked up by the leadership vacuum. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1334 Where's my chair?!? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1335 Trump fired another one. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1336 No! It's LEAN IN! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1337 I vote we patent the pill if he can do it 10 times without stopping. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1338 That Potter has got to grow up if he wants to work here. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
1339 Unbeknowst to them all, the receptionist substituted Mexican Jumping Beans for the ususal Macadamia nuts in the bowl at the reception desk. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1340 He always jumps to conclusions! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1341 He's dating Katie Holmes. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1342 Prophets are rising! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1343 Sloppy presentation, but entry? 9 out of 10. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1344 So, gentlemen ... in conclusion 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1345 Meth rocks! Woo-hoo! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1346 I got hung up on the details 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1347 All right, which one of you told the intern he needed to make a big splash at the meeting? 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
1348 Casual Friday begins NOW!!! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1349 So glad you could drop in on our meeting Mr. Wallenda... 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1350 My name's Cruise, Tom Cruise. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1351 Now that's core competency. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1352 I call this one "the flying accountant" 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1353 I demand a seat at the table!!! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1354 You call that high, Mr. Pembrook? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1355 When I said, "You're gonna flip over this..." I wasn't being literal. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1356 When you lie, your pants get really warm. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1357 Jerry didn't hear the 'think' bit in 'think tank'. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1358 That's not what any of us meant by "clear the table," Harrison, and I think you already know that. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1359 Who said white men can't jump?! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1360 Kid was bitten by a radioactive toad. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1361 You have to wait an hour after you fire someone! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1362 I feel a simple 'No' vote would have sufficed, Threadgill. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1363 Pardon my wind. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1364 Sorry to just drop in like this. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1365 Not literally, Johansson. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1366 I believe this interpretive dance will illustrate what's happening to our stock price better than any line chart could. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1367 That's what I think of your kangaroo court! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1368 So it's agreed. We're ready to bring levitation to market. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1369 Not all disruption is creative, Mr. Puddalton. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1370 "For the love of God please help me," Dave cried as he hurtled skywards. But no one helped. Dave had been Chosen. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1371 The Crash is coming! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1372 Allow me to jump right in... 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1373 Don't get him started about Crossfit. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1374 I'm up in the air about the board's proposal! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1375 Get down, Harry. It's not your turn to cannonball the meeting.. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1376 Tom and his damn Scientology. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1377 That cannon's still loose! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1378 I don't know why he's wearing a tuxedo, but is that really the biggest problem we have right now? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1379 Bring Your Trampoline to Work Day was yesterday, William. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1380 I'm fired! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1381 All right, we'll make you partner! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1382 Who's up for a little Quidditch. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1383 Maybe we should rethink suspending vacations this summer. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1384 No golden parachute. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1385 Sorry I'm late. The stairs were blocked by the painters so I took the chute. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1386 Barry once again you were hired for your loss projections not astral projections. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1387 ...and just then, Tom joined the meeting 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1388 It's not what we meant by " jumping into things " 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1389 They bumped me off the flight for a crew member! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1390 He's just trying to distract us from his lousy quarter. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1391 Our new board member needs no introduction. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1392 That's the last time I will say "jump in any time". 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1393 I thought that lock had been replaced. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1394 I was told he'd parachute in. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1395 No boring Power Point presentations for Cliff. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1396 Here comes Todd, always trying to make a splash. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1397 Seems the administration is desperate for distractions. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1398 Keep that door open. He looks like one we may want to kick back downstairs. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1399 Head down, Headmaster. It's another helicopter parent! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1400 When they told us Ira was a loose cannon, we should have paid attention. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1401 Henderson, naturally, will oversee everything we do here. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1402 Get ready to table my motion! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1403 Motion carried. The X-Man member does not have to sit at the table. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1404 Management says if you can't do it, you're out 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1405 I've asked Smithers from Legal to drop in> 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1406 Cannonball! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1407 He always tries to remain above board 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1408 The coffee has made me a little jumpy. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1409 Nailed for flying by the seat of his pants. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1410 All in favor of reinstalling the glass ceiling… 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1411 I shouldn't have invited Brad to join the office pool. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1412 Max's colleagues credited his grand entrances to his love of energy drinks, and had learned to duck to avoid catastrophe. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1413 Dan, we said dive right in, NOT jump in with both feet! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1414 Incoming message from the chairman of the springboard. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1415 Ex paratroopers reunion. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1416 Now we can vote since everyone is here. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1417 No facts - no worry - jump into it anyway! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1418 Really? You don't.. Fred MacMurray? Flubber? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1419 I thought you said we were flying by seats of our pants?! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1420 Where’s my chair? This doesn’t work without a chair. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1421 I told you my idea was going to make a big splash! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1422 You didn't happen to see a golden snitch come through here. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1423 Hey ! Where's my chair ? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1424 It's like a walking desk... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1425 He doesn't understand the concept of a temp pool. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1426 When I said "drop in" I didn't mean it literally... 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1427 In think Ted misunderstood my suggestion that he make a big splash at the meeting. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1428 The cabinet's new ejector seats add newsworthy pizazz to random firings. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1429 "I was bounced up; Joe, the chief wants to see you". 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1430 It's the latest from Engineering -- the Super Whoopee Cushion. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1431 Stevens always jumps right in. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1432 There's no need for you to hover around. We can get another chair. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1433 oh no ! there he goes again, another thought flying by the seat of his pants 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1434 Let's not wait for the chair. I can just hang. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1435 That's Higgins. He likes to make a splash. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1436 I'm all in! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1437 He always has to make an entrance 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1438 I guess we should have wheeled in an extra chair. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1439 I think it's safe to say Harold finally went off the deep end 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1440 Voila a minyan! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1441 Nice of you to drop in, Prescott. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1442 Isn't this the press pool?! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1443 Next time, invite me! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1444 I'm going to jump right into this discussion. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1445 Just jumping into the discussion. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1446 Drew, this behavior is not what companies mean by being "disruptive." 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1447 I said "Jump!" and he said... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1448 That is not what I meant by, "Jump in anywhere." 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1449 The last CEO didn't make much of a splash. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1450 Harry always jumps into these meetings with both feet! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1451 Mystery solved... It was just gas. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1452 James Comey's ejector button has been pushed. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1453 I thought I'd drop in. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1454 The new guy from the secretarial pool, I guess. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1455 Making an impact is our number one priority. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1456 Is this your way of saying that Robert's Rules of Order has been suspended? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1457 Join me in welcoming our newest Board member, Mr. C. Ball. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1458 Incoming! Fresh blood! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1459 He certainly knows how to make a splash. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1460 Jack seems to be up for the plan. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1461 Someone's looking to make a big splash on his first day at work. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1462 Please welcome our first college intern. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1463 Simpson remembered his lifeguard's advice: make a big splash if you want to earn a seat at the table. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1464 Someone put espresso in the coffee maker again. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1465 He aims high but falls flat 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1466 Now that I have your attention, I forgot what I was going to say. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1467 Remind Simon's secretary never to let him watch Mary Poppins before a board meeting again. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1468 Don't you get tired of his drama-king entrances? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1469 He's always trying to make a splash. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1470 Next time, no beans in the chili! None! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1471 Jumping Jehoshaphat! Who moved my chair! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1472 Mind if I jump in? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1473 Who left to door open! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1474 I'm not sure I'll ever get used to the "just in time " delivery of our newest board members 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1475 Here i come to save the day! Though possibly not the table 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1476 I always lose at musical chairs!!! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1477 Sorry, McGyver, Flubber is not a new invention. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1478 He's been floating from position to position for years 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1479 He always jumps to conclusions! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1480 Thorndyke realizes the Executive Ball Pit was removed while he was on vacation. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1481 He's always last in the office pool, but man what an entry! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1482 The new Chairman's grandson is an advocate of marijuana. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1483 I wouldn't get too excited until Legal approves it. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1484 Trump tweeted what? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1485 When the boss said "Jump!" I asked "How high?" 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1486 Under the new healthcare plan, you will be required to perform various challenges tweeted by the President to cover your premiums 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1487 I'm not sure this is what they meant when they told us to "disrupt" the industry 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1488 When the boss throws someone out of a meeting, he really throws him. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1489 As the opioids wore off, Jeremy realized too late he wasn't at the Olympics 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1490 Stu chose to eject rather than find out what they did to his screenplay. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1491 Who invited Sean Spicer? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1492 Jones, your hologram projector has a glitch again. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1493 Alright gentlemen let's look at this from another point of view. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1494 Mind if I crash your meeting? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1495 That kind of behavior may be acceptable in the secretarial pool... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1496 I told you we shouldn't tell Phil about the office pool 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1497 Look, I'm disrupting! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1498 You're next Higgins! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1499 "just what we need - Another consultant ". 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1500 We've got to stop hiring summer interns. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1501 Who made the coffee today? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1502 Our new Australian associate has arrived. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1503 Next time I am upgrading from economy seating. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1504 Here's Orville, flying by the seat of his pants again. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1505 If I could just jump in here. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1506 Six words. Last two words. Sounds like 'above it'. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1507 He's never going to stick the two-and-a-half gainer. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1508 He'll float right there until we get him a chair. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1509 What do you mean they've run out of Fidget Spinners? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1510 Mergerball! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1511 here he comes again flying, by the seat of his pants! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1512 He's been like this ever since he was bumped from an overbooked United flight. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1513 That's not what Zuckerberg meant by 'move fast and break things'. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1514 Captain Sully's motivational speech really spoke to Stan. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1515 Just flew in from the coast. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1516 A powerpoint presentation isn't gonna cut it, boys. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1517 Cannonballs receivable! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1518 Disrupt THIS, suckers! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1519 I didn't mean "Disruptive" in such a literal sense. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1520 I just landed the Flying Wallendas' account. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1521 He tends to explode out of his chair when you mention gov regs! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1522 Jackson I must say I'm disappointed. I thought at the very least you would open with a swan dive. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1523 Is this what you meant when you said 'Take a flying leap!' ? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1524 Who ordered my launch? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1525 Here's our CEO with the latest from United Flight 3411 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1526 Glad you could drop by. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1527 Now that's an entrance! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1528 Sorry I'm late. Mind if I just jump in? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1529 This is what a pink slip looks like without a golden parachute. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1530 Seeing that there was no seat for him, Peterson decided to cannonball and hope for the best. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1531 Mind if I hang around for the meeting? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1532 HR would prefer a seat at the table. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1533 I told you he'd find out 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1534 Wait--This ISN'T the secretarial pool?! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1535 Let's welcome our first presenter...Doug from Reengineering. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1536 I know I said jump in more often, but...!? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1537 He always comes flying in after a hit of meth. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1538 Bob! This is not the secretarial pool! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1539 Doug from accounting will now demonstrate what's left in our bonus pool. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1540 Not having encountered voice-activated 3D Skyping technology before, the executives weren't sure if they were in a seance or a business meeting. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1541 No jumping into the think tank. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1542 Look who dropped in. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1543 One giant leap for mankind. We still need that. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1544 Excuse me but I have to jump on a call. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1545 Don't mind me - I am just jumping in. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1546 He's one of our pool employees. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1547 Here's an elevating thought. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1548 The new CEO really wants to make a splash. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1549 Johnson is going to make a big splash to the organization. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1550 Dammit, Potter! For the last time, I'm sorry I said you were full of hot air last week! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1551 This wasn't what we had in mind when we said to hire someone who Could jump right in 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1552 I absolutely HATE it when he gets a good idea. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1553 Incoming! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1554 You're supposed to catch me! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1555 I think I need to jump in to the meeting at this point. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1556 The first quarter earnings report has unintended consequence. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1557 It seems that our new board member will not need a chair. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1558 We signed Tom Cruise! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1559 Ejection seats certainly simplify board changes. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1560 Ever since "La La Land," he insists on cannonballing into meetings. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1561 I really need to jump in here.... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1562 Gary misread today's email as, "cannonball in Room 201", not, "conference call in room 201" 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1563 Sorry, I was bumped off my flight. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1564 It's a labor pool, Jim! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1565 I'll show a drop in sales! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1566 He did say he'd make a splash come earnings season. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1567 Ten. Definitely a ten. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1568 My catapult misfired! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1569 I miss Powerpoint. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1570 Peters was always one to jump into a project with both feet running. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1571 Does anyone second Steve’s motion? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1572 We'll sell it to the airlines. Passenger Ejection Seat. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1573 Hope you don't mind my dropping in like this. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1574 You promised me a seat at the table! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1575 Jump right it, Robert. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1576 Please remove Mr. Jacobs from the talent pool. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1577 Neil has joined. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1578 My super-power is propulsive farting. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1579 That's it then. Cannonball passes 5-4. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1580 Elmer floated his idea to the Board of Directors 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1581 Somebody's all in. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1582 Bill's knee replacement surgery had some side effects. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1583 Cannonballing into the management pool 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1584 I asked Bob to jump in on our discussion regarding the lack of employee respect. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1585 That's his gainer; you ought to see his loser. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1586 Shortly thereafter, the board reconsidered participating in the circus performer rehabilitation program. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1587 It's the new fidget spinner. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1588 I hope nobody notices that my socks don't match. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1589 Bring it on home, Sully. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1590 When will we stop serving espresso before these afternoon meetings? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1591 It's the new Air Boardman! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1592 He says he always takes the high road. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1593 I hope you don't feel I am talking down to you, but... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1594 I left my golden parachute home. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1595 Get with it Rick, "outside the box" is finished. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1596 Launch? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1597 If the board approves, next I'm going lengthwise! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1598 It looks like Tabler has had another revelation. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1599 Lesson # 13 ..... "Oftentimes advice is not meant to be applied literally". 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1600 J.B.'s going to jump start the meeting again. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1601 He's at the top of his game. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1602 He takes rising above the competition to a whole new level. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1603 The typing pool is down the hall. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1604 We can always count on Jack to show us the flip side of the argument. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1605 Hologramatic Virtual Leader conference calling. Any questions? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1606 An activist investor has asked to join the board. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1607 "Is this in "Roberts Rules of Order"? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1608 It would be easier to finish this project if the director wasn't hovering over us. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1609 He made a break through. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1610 They're bombing our think-tank! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1611 Amazon texted that the chair was delivered an hour ago. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1612 See what happens when you don't give me that golden parachute!? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1613 Again unable to "read the room", Chad does his cannonball to lighten the mood. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1614 " I said TRUMP not JUMPa' 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1615 Guess his golden parachute isn't working! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1616 Quick. A chair! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1617 Let’s try to jump-start this sluggish project! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1618 "We are beginning to see some evidence that these activist investors are becoming a real nuisance". 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1619 You're flyered! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1620 Ah Hickman, this is not what I had in mind for an ice breaker. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1621 Who else is all in? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1622 summer interns always try to make a big splash 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1623 Whose bright idea was it to make this a diving board room? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1624 He just won the Cannonball account 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1625 He does all his business on the fly. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1626 Henry likes to start with a splash - he's new here. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1627 Why isn't he coming down? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1628 And now 'Footwear' demonstrates to the board it's latest 'Kangroo-Line' sport shoe. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1629 Mark's been elevated to the Board. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1630 Once again this guy is practicing one up-man-ship. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1631 "Bannonball!" Business as usual at Breitbart News 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1632 Don't mind me, just pretend I'm a fly on the wall. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1633 We should have waited tell the end of the meeting to announce raises. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1634 Fresh from the mailroom, Zach was determined to make a splash. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1635 My Kingdom for a Chair! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1636 Staff: another errant bombshell from the WH 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1637 This shows that a man can break the "glass ceiling,too"! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1638 I think head-quarters may have forgotten something when they parachuted him in. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1639 The newest member of the team makes his entrance. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1640 That's the last time you're having Taco Bell for lunch, Frank. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1641 sorry i'm late motherfuckers 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1642 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a winning cartoon caption. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1643 The Diving Board didn't anticipate having this kind of problem. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1644 The amazon drones are getting more and more lifelike. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1645 Mind if I play through? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1646 So let's welcome Tom from our Australian office. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1647 I sure hope there are no 'tapes' of this meeting... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1648 It's always the quiet ones who lose it. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1649 That's not what I meant when I told everyone to be ready to dive right in... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1650 Here comes Kushner. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1651 Here's Johnny! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1652 We said this is a budget meeting, not a bungee meeting. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1653 Lateral thinker Metaphorical Mike dive bombed the writers' pool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1654 We still cannot hear you, David! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1655 The Donald is here! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1656 CONFERENCE CALLLLLLLLLL!!!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1657 John, you can levitate as long as you want, but we still don't have another chair! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1658 Cannonball! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1659 Who put caffeine in the water cooler again? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1660 I told you people, no Millenials on the board 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1661 All in favor? So moved. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1662 When the cannon ball salesman forgot to bring his Power Point presentation ... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1663 Our objectives are speed and imagination. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1664 Decaf doesn't seem to help. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1665 I'll take that as an abstention. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1666 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1667 Sorry to interrupt. It's just my 2:00 pm caffeine rush. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1668 Careful, Biggers. You're on a slippery slope there. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1669 John is just thinking above the box again. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1670 Here he comes, diving into the conversation again! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1671 Sorry, can't help it — I got into Bitcoin at 230! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1672 Please welcome our new law clerk from Barnum and Bailey LLP. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1673 Our sales are hovering at an all-time high, not unlike Dave. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1674 Boy are my arms tired. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1675 I call it flubber 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1676 Will Trump lie? I thought you said "Will, jump high"! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1677 Acrobat Reader v 1.0 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1678 His nickname is "Drone" 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1679 Bob, you'd make more of an impact if you jumped from the window and not the door. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1680 Frank decides to jump into the discussion. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1681 I said I was going to fly in to the board meeting 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1682 Board Games 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1683 Too much coffee? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1684 The hover-chair project is, frankly, out of control. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1685 No need to panic. Our mail room is testing new executive instant messaging service 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1686 Oh look! Phil's replacement dropped in early. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1687 Look's like he forgot his golden parachute. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1688 No, no -- I said you've gotta DIVE on in. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1689 My kids say that the door is last year and I should use the vents. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1690 Is this disruptive enough? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1691 Bill always likes to jump right into a problem. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1692 I'm drawing a blank on the new guy's name but give me a moment at it'll hit me. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1693 This round of executive musical chairs is over, Statton. Back to the floor. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1694 Maybe we shouldn't call ourselves, 'the executive pool.' 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1695 He's on the springboard for success! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1696 If I can jump in here... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1697 That's not what we meant by "Spring an idea on us" 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1698 The Russian judge gave him a 4. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1699 Diving head first into a project just don't cut it no more! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1700 Where's my seat? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1701 From the overall perspective.... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1702 Mergerball! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1703 He thinks this is a Spring-board Meeting. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1704 This just in! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1705 Steve, you heard wrong, we are not bouncing each other off of our ideas. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1706 About that golden parachuuuuuuuuute! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1707 Taking the term, "deep dive" to a new level 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1708 It's a new energy drink called Cannonball. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1709 He said Warren Buffett does this all the time 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1710 I don't see those projections being grounded in reality. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1711 Intern season!!! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1712 Well, did ask Herman to drop in at any time. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1713 I knew the windowless offices would work out 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1714 Well, congratulations, Martha, you broke the glass ceiling. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1715 I have an important announcement ... Cannonball! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1716 That's right, he's the CEO's son-in-law, but he went to Yale on a scholarship, and he's been overcompensating ever since. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1717 Dammit Johnson, I mean jump right in to the agenda! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1718 Let's jump into this, shall we? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1719 And now a report from the Australian office 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1720 Yolo! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1721 This time I'm trying to land in the smaller coffee cup. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1722 Wiggins! Glad you could make it, pull up a . . . . 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1723 Nice of you to drop in. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1724 The para-legal has landed. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1725 OK, bring me up to speed. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1726 His attempt at making a big splash at these meetings seems a little desperate.... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1727 Let's tell our stockholders to assume this "brace" position prior to our financial presentation. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1728 Looks like our earnings estimate will come in right on target. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1729 we were just leaving 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1730 Blue-sky thinking coming through! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1731 "So then I jumped on her couch like this!" said Tom Cruise, world's worst board member. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1732 Whee!!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1733 We like to throw our new board members in at the deep end. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1734 Don't laugh, he's new, a little wild with some fresh ideas. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1735 All the other big firms were getting trampoline flooring in THEIR conference rooms... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1736 Anybody else take "Jump in any time" to mean "Jump in any time"? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1737 Oops; wrong door. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1738 I was told you did not have a quorum! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1739 George just flew in from LA. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1740 Sh! Nobody suspend their disbelief. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1741 Must you keep droning on? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1742 They don't call him 'the cannonball express' for nothing! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1743 Everybody in the high-risk pool! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1744 We can't keep meeting like this 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1745 Charlie's boss told him to fly by the seat of his pants fornthe meeting and he did, literally! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1746 Just one more thing...kiss your a** good-bye. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1747 Call Alan Greenspan—Ronald’s having another episode of irrational exuberance. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1748 Hey. It's not my fault. Let me off the hook. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1749 Poindexter always said he wanted to be a fly on the wall at these meetings. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1750 Ahhhh! Spider! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1751 And he wonders why I don't let him run the company. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1752 We were hoping Finance would have a more graceful solution. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1753 He's always trying to get back into the box. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1754 More like BORED room! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1755 Look ma, no soul! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1756 Dave vowed he would make waves until the board of directors had some diversity. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1757 After the cannonball contest, there'll be a rousing game of sharks and minnows. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1758 Would you mind moving your coffee over? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1759 He's like this whenever he doesn't get his way. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1760 Come down, George! We'll find you a chair. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1761 It's the most powerful drone we've developed. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1762 In here? Nobody could have stitched in time. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1763 Since you're late to the meeting, feel free to jump right in, Tom! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1764 The shareholders sent me. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1765 And to share his excitement about the new health care plan, here's Tom from human resources. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1766 Spider!! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1767 Someone must have broken the glass ceiling again. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1768 When you said Sales were plummeting, I had no idea... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1769 I'll just hover here. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1770 'Ok, so, going forward, there should be a soft landing when we touch base' 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1771 I knew he was full of hot air, but i didn't know it was this bad.. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1772 Well, that's one glass ceiling out of the way. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1773 Some people don't know their place. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1774 Stevens, you have to wait at least 60 minutes after eating. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1775 Will Steve's preexisting condition be adequately covered in a high-risk pool? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1776 Today is Roger's last day as a test pilot. Just imagine tomorrow's meeting, coffee delivered when you want it and how you like it. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1777 This Musical chairs game is getting tougher. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1778 Believe me, he's totally above-board and headed to be our fall guy. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1779 Just a demonstration on raising the bar. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1780 Can we agree it's time for Henderson to stop supervising the interns? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1781 Zander, we have already been over this--the table is not made of gluten. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1782 Despite treatment, Worthington still has a Peter Pan complex. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1783 COFFFFEEEEEE! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1784 My kids taught me this one. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1785 Wheeeeeee! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1786 Alan, how many times do we have to tell you that yelling 'Geronimo!' is inappropriate? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1787 Now will you let me in the office pool? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1788 OK, let's bounce around some ideas. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1789 Frank must have lost his golden parachute!! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1790 Dimmsdale, this is not what we meant when we said, 'You need to make an impact on the business.' 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1791 Sensing his job was at risk, Steve decided to make his value known by metaphor. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1792 I hear it's called 'Death Wish" coffee. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1793 we should have gotten him decaf! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1794 My therapist told me to bring an element of play into my work day. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1795 The boss's nephew--he started in the mail room yesterday. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1796 Charlie.....You need to cut back on the Mexican food... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1797 Eureka! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1798 I know that it worked in "Mary Poppins", Jacobs, but actually, nobody at this bank loves to laugh. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1799 He got his start in our typing pool. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1800 The Board recommends, "against". 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1801 John is our independent member of the board. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1802 Yes, he certainly appears to be 'special', but perhaps not the prosecutor we were hoping for. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1803 You have been doing a lot of tweeting so I want to make sure I got a birds eye view of you. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1804 If stock prices had risen it would have been a gainer. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1805 His flying sit spin is superb. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1806 He mentioned the presentation would be splashy. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1807 Charles tends to over-react to upticks in the market. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1808 He gets leadership and levitation mixed up. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1809 Whoa! Way to crash a meeting, Jack! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1810 Reynolds, your enthusiasm for the new ad campaign is duly noted! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1811 Sorry,they're charging more if you want to land. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1812 I thought I'd get a jump on the day. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1813 Wheeeeeee! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1814 Before you break for lunch I thought you should know, Don't order the bean soup! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1815 Funny, I don't remember meeting you guys on the way up. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1816 Decaf, Armstrong, gotta switch to decaf. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1817 Thank you for animating the numbers, Henry. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1818 This offer has some strings attached. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1819 Impressing the boss with pantomime instead of Powerpoint 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1820 There goes Bob, jumping into the next topic. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1821 Create a Distraction - taught @ Trump Uni 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1822 You wanted me to hop on this conference call 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1823 Think he wants to table the motion? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1824 Sure Gary. The "bored meeting" joke gets funnier every time. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1825 I'm hopping mad!! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1826 Meet the New Bureau Chief, Gen. Mike Flynn. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1827 Office Pool, Seriously Misunderstood 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1828 Trying to impress the boss again, eh, Johnson? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1829 When I asked you to jump into this meeting, I didn't mean it literally! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1830 I told him to order the Spanish rice and not double up on re-fried beans. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1831 The overhead is killing us. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1832 Duck, duck, GOOSE!" 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1833 Must have been that avocado toast! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1834 He's making levitation great again. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1835 Privilegeball! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1836 Jeffrey misunderstood the phrase "pool of candidates" and tried to make a splash during his interview. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1837 Is this not the springboard meeting? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1838 Fred was always jumping into conclusions. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1839 Be careful what you wish for:"fly on the wall" 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1840 You said you wanted to disrupt the market? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1841 Last one in a rotten IPO! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1842 Now, let's dive into the task at hand. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1843 Summer intern 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1844 See, I told you he was a disruptor 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1845 Jim, you could better show your enthusiasm for these meetings by being on time! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1846 Now that there's a woman on the board he wants to show off. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1847 Looks like someone got lucky last night. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1848 Can't say Jim doesn't express himself when we've got a good quarterly report. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1849 He's trying to make a big splash. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1850 Oh great, the cannonball presentation again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1851 Always flying by the seat of his pants! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1852 Gentlemen, introducing our new line of anti-gravity athletic shoes. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1853 He had ejection seats installed last week, it's his new way of saying ...you're fired! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1854 Despite best efforts, Jim failed to make a splash with the board. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1855 When Ben said he had to go over something I didn't think he meant us. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1856 ...and feel free to jump in if anything I say is incorrect. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1857 That's not the kind of jump we were hoping for, Gene 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1858 Ingot a raise! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1859 You can't use the door like everyone else, no?! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1860 Metaphorical cannonball! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1861 His doctor told him sitting is the new smoking. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1862 The board meeting always begins with a game of musical chairs--once again, poor John gets ejected. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1863 He promised this wouldn't happen after the merger. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1864 Motion to change Dave's nickname from 'Cannonball'? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1865 We need to rethink the criteria for making partner. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1866 I'll never understand performance art. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1867 Another new hire, fresh from agile training. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1868 His previous employer is kicking him out as we speak -- ouch. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1869 He does this every time we pool our thoughts. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1870 It's called a deep dive hard launch. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1871 Insider trading makes me feel so alive! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1872 I'm all in on an office pool! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1873 someone took my chair 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1874 Fred...I told you use the window on Black Friday! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1875 We're gonna pass on the drone cushion and just reduce legroom again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1876 Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the meeting clique. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1877 He's taking gesticulating to new heights. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1878 Next quarter I'll jump even higher. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1879 I know our board meetings are long and boring but an ejection seat? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1880 I need more direction from my team!!!! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1881 The trampoline conference table was a bad invention. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1882 When he dives in, he really dives in! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1883 It's enough for me to be a fly on the wall for this meeting. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1884 It's against company policy to show up to work high. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1885 I wish he would just helicopter in, like everybody else. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1886 Please welcome John, our newest member of mind over matter anonymous. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1887 Cannonball you're late as usual. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1888 For the last time Gus, we all know where you come down on the methane vote! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1889 Thinking outside the box never felt so liberating. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1890 Rodney Peters demonstrates how to cannonball into a coffee cup. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1891 Peter, I told you we shouldn't have put a Red Bull vending machine in the break room. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1892 Higgins demonstrated the plunge in sales using the medium of interpretive dance 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1893 You told me I needed to show initiative 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1894 Gravity only applies to senior management. Josh is an intern. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1895 With Ted it is always about making a splash at our Board meetings. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1896 As you may have guessed,..., our new CEO did NOT get a golden parachute from his previous employer. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1897 He's been doing this ever since we got rid of the secretary pool. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1898 Well, here comes the interoffice male. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1899 It didn't work, Wilson, he has still got the hiccups; however, you did rip your pants all the way while performing your famous, "Full Moon Cannonball Special." 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1900 Didn't he get the memo on water boarding? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1901 It's my challenge to Elon Musk. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1902 Hey look. The Company President just dropped in! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1903 Then it's agreed, we'll take a flyer on the merger. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1904 I'm the Chairman of the Diving Board! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1905 You may be right, Or you may be wrong, But levitating higher, Won't keep you from FIRED! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1906 It's a jump to conclusions mat! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1907 Jasper, 'jumping-off point' is not a new concept, and I'm pretty sure this isn't how they teach it in college now. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1908 "Anyone else second the motion"! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1909 They told me to enter with a splash 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1910 We all knew it would be difficult to upstage this entrance. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1911 I'll take that as a "nay." 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1912 Griggsby suddenly senses his cannonball entry will not make the splash he intended. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1913 The Bored Room. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1914 Someone missed the memo posted in the break-room on addressing emotions in the workplace... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1915 Before I quit this company for a better opportunity, I just want to make one lasting impression. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1916 I thought he said that he was planning to float "a lone". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1917 I told him, this the insurance industry. We don't go in for high-risk swivel chairs here. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1918 Going forward from this point on no one is allowed to use the phrase 'Golden Parachute'. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1919 Johnson always has to make a big splash at these board meetings. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1920 He always drops in late 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1921 Congratulations on your raise. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1922 Fred, I said let's dive right in, not cannonball. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1923 Jeff is going right to the top. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1924 I never thought offering paternity leave would be such a big hit. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1925 This, is where I would like our stocks to be. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1926 Nearly all the marketing team is nonplussed by Warren's idea of the frameless action photo. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1927 Disruption! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1928 Just go on meeting. I'm the new stockholder drone. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1929 Sorry I'm late. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1930 i knew this company was in trouble when they decided to make holes in the floors rather then fixing the elevators 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1931 Once he has your attention, he'll dazzle you with his pitch! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1932 Elon dropped me off. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1933 I told you guys I'd be dropping in later! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1934 Hiring a part time human canonnball might have been a mistake 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1935 All I said was, 'Would you like to get into the office pool?' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1936 I seem to have an extra spring in my step today. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1937 Very impressive entry, Mr. Snavley but, unfortunately, you forgot the non-dairy creamer. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1938 Sorry I'm late. I was stacked up over O'Hare. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1939 Jim, your fired for showboating and grandstanding. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1940 Damn it, Mortimer. Lay off the beans already! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1941 He took the next level to the next level 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1942 not entering this one, just registering... 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1943 He likes to make a big splash at meetings. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1944 I told Phil there was an age limit on 'bring your child to work day'... 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1945 Ok, then, I want to table this motion ! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1946 Hey, Joe--I wouldn't be landing on your head if I had a chair! 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
1947 They don't call him Deus ex Machina for nothing. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1948 DEATH TO FALSE METAL!! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1949 He's having problems with dosage on his new antidepressant. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1950 Well, It certainly is obvious that someone here fails to see the gravity of our latest report! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1951 That ceiling is not glass. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1952 Looks like Fred's taking "going forward" to the next level. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1953 Red Bull may give you wings, but Coors Light gives me hops. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1954 Yes, it is an off the wall idea. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1955 And here I thought Schwartz didn't give a flying f***. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1956 Not again! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1957 Are you sure we sent Glick to the right leadership course? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1958 I guess we should've left the extra chair there after all. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1959 Last time I'm flying United! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1960 Oh no! Another hostile takeover attempt! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
1961 I think it's best if I look at this problem from 30,000 feet, be back in about 45 minutes. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1962 I knew he'd be mad if we didn't have enough chairs . 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1963 'Parachute in' is the expression. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1964 No chair? Ok, I'll levitate. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1965 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHAIR? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1966 "I recommended he started drinking de-café coffee months ago". 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1967 You should do something about that hole in the roof. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1968 Ed never learned the simple protocol of raising one's hand. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1969 Fenstrad has something he wants to tell us 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1970 Cannonball!! (for business) 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1971 Quivering, Larry rocked himself into the fetal dimension. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1972 I'm trying for a "bird's eye" view. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1973 Last one in is a rotten egg! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1974 Jenning's presentation to the board was a bit splashy. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1975 And from that day on, in wistful memory of young Jason, the management team always referred to it as cannonballizing sales. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1976 I preferred the pencil dive. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1977 Mr. Abbott can only stay a minute then he's off to another meeting. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1978 He got up early this morning. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1979 Meet Ben, my new assistant. I told him to jump into the meeting with me...... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1980 The mediator has arrived! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1981 The Managing Millennials seminar is next week. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1982 I think you took the instruction "We need to make a splash here" too literally... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1983 Nice dramatic pause, Leo. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1984 I just tried iFly, the indoor skydiving thing, and it's great, I got a season pass! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1985 Bob will be reporting on our Drone sales for last month. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1986 Parkour! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1987 As you can plainly see, my Pause Button and your Freeze Frame are completely different. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1988 "I love 'take your evil twin to work' day". 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1989 I'm going to tuck and roll. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1990 Wait till you guys see the golden parachute the bank gave me! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1991 His resume said he was a high flyer. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1992 His ideas always make a splash. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1993 Harold thinks he's above it all. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1994 All in favor of reassessing our athleisure wear policy? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1995 He'll need a seat when he lands 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
1996 I guess it's time for our launch break. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1997 He believes in disruptive innovation. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
1998 I will not be ignored! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
1999 I'm the new guy. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2000 Sorry I'm late, I had a last minute practice with the Flying Wallendas. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2001 The cannonball is not against office policy, but he didn't wait an hour after eating. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2002 Let's get back to earth Cosgrove! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2003 we see you enjoyed your running with the spring bok vacation.... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2004 Hey everyone, Fred from IT here, dropping-in with a cloud update! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2005 To appeal to Millenials, the company introduced "Cannonball friendly meetings". 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2006 I thought we'd hit bottom with the corporate trust falls. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2007 I think John is excited about the applicant pool. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2008 United Airlines just threw me off the plane. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2009 What does it matter if he doesn't stick the landing? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2010 What's needed is for someone to jump start the committee. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2011 I hate it when the new guy tries to make a splash at his first meeting. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2012 Good to see you finally rising to the occasion, Stimson! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2013 I fart in your general direction! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2014 Please don't use that word Kroger. The proper term is flatulence. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2015 ...and Steven's here to discuss our entering the drone market. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2016 Why John is never invited to meetings. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2017 We need to make a big splash! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2018 Alan always takes things literally. I should never have told him to "make a big splash." 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2019 We dodged an audit one last time. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2020 We-Need-A-Major-Distraction-From-A-Big-Quarterly-Loss-Ba-a-a-a-a-all! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2021 I didn't take him seriously when he said he was into water sports. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2022 Someone told him to make a big splash on his first day. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2023 I don't mean to drone on like this. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2024 he said he would try and drop by 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2025 You're late, Adderly. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2026 Rebooted again, Smithers? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2027 Tell us again the market for this "Chairhopper" of yours? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2028 Prepare to be "creatively disrupted". 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2029 Last one in the office pool is a rotten egg. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2030 Mr. Bannon couldn't make it. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2031 But Shannon gets to wear slippers? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2032 I like this musical chair approach to downsizing. You're outta here, Mr. Whitmare. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2033 Steve Naughton- has entered the meeting. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2034 This is what happens when you ban golden parachutes. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2035 Indeed, Mr. Mankoff, when the board invited you to jump right in with gusto..." 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2036 From up here, everyone looks like sycophants. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2037 Jim, when it's a bird that does it, its good luck. Unfortunately here, when Frank does it, you're fired. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2038 He may be late, but he showed up in style. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2039 You're gonna have to take it to Human Resources, Bob. We're not equipped for this. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2040 Our next presenter needs no introduction 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2041 You said you wanted a political outsider 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2042 I hope I'm dreaming, you jerks ! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2043 It was the last board meeting Fred "Cannonball" Jones would ever attend. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2044 I heard he made a big splash at his last job. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2045 Mr. Smith's misunderstanding of the term overhead annoyed his associates. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2046 I've told you before, Jenkins, that anti-gravity is not a core value of this company. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2047 Make up your mind. Are you coming or going? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2048 We hired him because he's a pioneer in rewriting the Laws of Gravity... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2049 I said it from the start, a ceilingless boardroom was a bad idea. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2050 Must we table every motion? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2051 That's not what I meant by; 'Make a big splash'! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2052 All in favor say, "Ayyyyyye!" 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2053 The mobile app to rise above the fray seems to be working. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2054 Of all of Ed's attention-getting conference strategies, the "cannonball:" was the most effective, and most destructive. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2055 Best office pool ever! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2056 How to make a splash at your office meeting. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2057 Jenkins! You didn't ask how high! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2058 Nepotism. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2059 His promotion is up in the air. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2060 It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2061 Newbie's idea from outside the box. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2062 Mine if I drop in 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2063 How about I never step down - is never good for you? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2064 This is why I'm going to pack my golden parachute myself! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2065 I'm thinking outside the box and aiming high! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2066 The new trampoline works great. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2067 And now a visual demonstration of that forecast. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2068 Last one in the typing pool is a loser! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2069 Making a big splash is the first step to success. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2070 Mr. Louganis, will you please take you seat! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2071 The company is trying to be more disruptive. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2072 In the words of our President Trump, "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!". 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2073 I'm not sure, but I would guess that's a "hell not" vote. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2074 Hello from Product Testing 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2075 Intern! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2076 CANNON BAAALLLL!!!!! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2077 That's Dave, he likes to make a big splash when he enters. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2078 What we want to know, Mr. Peter, is have you risen to the level of your own incompetent yet? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2079 Looks like the quarterly results are in. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2080 Um Phil, we didn't literally mean let's dive right into the meeeting. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2081 10 Wounded as Google Trials New Office Diving Board. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2082 So annoying. Why can't he just show up like the rest of us? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2083 Talking about Crossfit is bad enough, Nate 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2084 Diving straight in, Jack? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2085 I need a chair....Quickly!! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2086 Would you agree it's the most exciting happening since Jenkins mooned the Chairman? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2087 I'm telling you it'll solve the problem or my name isn't Clark Kent ... Oops!!" 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2088 He does bring fun to the meetings. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2089 Sorry I'm late. Just flew in from the coast. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2090 In hopes of increasing productivity, management opted for a more Machiavellian approach to firing. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2091 I'm working up to the window. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2092 We got it the first time Art. Now get down. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2093 That's one way to float an idea! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2094 Fresh idea delivery! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2095 How's this for a great chair-raising idea. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2096 Welcome our newest employee to the Acme Cannon Ball Company. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2097 On Mondays, I hover commute. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2098 Jim, when I said your presentation should make a splash, this isn't what I meant. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2099 "He did say he had something exciting to announce". 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2100 I'm sorry. His son is not ready to lead. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2101 This is Mike here, jumping onto the call! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2102 Of course it's a metaphor Wilkins! But for what? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2103 It looks like Spring is in the air again! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2104 Financial crash positions! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2105 We said, 'Let's dive in.' 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2106 Since George got promoted, you can't keep him down 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2107 James entered with uncharacteristic aplomb. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2108 OK Jim, we'll go swimming after the meeting. Now settle down. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2109 Jim's first day on the Diving Board of Directors. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2110 At summer camp his nickname was cannonball 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2111 Thats not what I meant by "make a splash." 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2112 He's been like this since he won the office pool." 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2113 What we need is a little White House style chaos! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2114 Attention must be paid! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2115 Feel free to jump right in, Bob. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2116 Babe, the idea was touching down with you! 1'AM 0FF ,'-) 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2117 Will someone please get me some Scotch tape for my necktie? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2118 I'm droning!!! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2119 Leonard, when we asked if you could do a quick fly by to the conference room, that’s not what we had in mind. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2120 No, Bill, I said jump start growth, not start jump growth. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2121 Somebody likes the new espresso machine. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2122 Excuse me, I'm still flying high from the promotion. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2123 It's the latest tricky move in corporate ladder-climbing. We call it the Trump Jump! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2124 He's our wiz kid. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2125 Please don't tell Bob to "jump in" on any more conference calls. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2126 What a showboat! Does he have to dive into EVERYthing headfirst? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2127 I have a great idea! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2128 Cummings, please....we are well aware the stocks have soared. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2129 No, I wasn't invited. I'm the proverbial fly on the wall. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2130 This guy's always been a drone. Let 'em hover. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2131 And this, good people, is how the Trampoline Conference Table™ turns routine status meetings into unforgettable experiences. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2132 He's THAT guy! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2133 I regret being late:I was hijacked. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2134 Dan, did you really have to negotiate parkour into your benefits package? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2135 Darren quickly lost his trampoline room privileges. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2136 Late arrival at the corporate pool. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2137 I'm gonna need a chair... quick! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2138 It's called a board room mobile 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2139 Dean's boardroom cannonball ended office pools forever 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2140 Should I give my financial presentation now or wait until the helium wears off? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2141 Maybe the triple shot of espresso was a little too ambitious. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2142 Watch out! I just joined the high-risk pool. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2143 He's always jumping in at the wrong time. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2144 What'd I tell you? No glass ceiling. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2145 It's Phil; he's practicing his soft skills. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2146 He's really gone off the deep end this time. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2147 I'm betting that this will be a soft bounce. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2148 I am going to ask you not to drone on...... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2149 Incoming! This meeting is being cannon-balled. 1.1429 0.08044 42 39 0 3
2150 We pranked him. We told him his Golden Parachute was invisible. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2151 Jerry made a motion to approve the contract. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2152 Disruption interruption! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2153 Okay, okay! I'll table the motion. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2154 Will someone get a chair for Charlie? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2155 Jim makes a splash by takinng the office pool too literally. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2156 They said he'd make a splash 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2157 It's not on the cloud. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2158 Uber's new Express service is amazing ! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2159 This is a disruptive innovation. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2160 Meet our new consultant, Vlad the Disrupter. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2161 Larry, pull out the pillow! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2162 Corporate raider, old school. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2163 Banzai!!! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2164 He's here to shake things up. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2165 Millennial incoming! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2166 I want to join the office pool! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2167 That's Bob. He specializes in impressive entrances. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2168 If this doesn't work, you can fire me. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2169 This is nothing. Just wait until I get my bonus. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2170 And new to the board, straight from Cirque du Soleil, I'd like to introduce you to Cannonball Ray. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2171 Looks like Johnson's flight was overbooked. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2172 Harry, defenestration practice only starts next week. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2173 I promised that I'd "jump right in." 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2174 We're calling it a 'Hover Toilet' - 'the john that flies.' 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2175 Sorry to drop in late. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2176 Joe always makes a big splash. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2177 Unfortunately, the boardroom ejector seats will need to be recalled. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2178 This is nothing. Wait till you see what I have planned for the annual meeting. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2179 Tucker, you pound the table or you make a splash. Not both. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2180 Here comes the decider! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2181 Rather have him 'dive in' than 'pick our brains'. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2182 She said to lean in, not jump in! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2183 Is this a drop-in meeting? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2184 We understand "Market Disruption" Higgins. We don't need the demonstration. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2185 And with that story Ted finally understood the phrase "I guess you had to be there." 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2186 Can I jump into this meeting? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2187 He thinks he's going to make a big splash. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2188 Ted was dismissed without a parachute 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2189 Collin never tired of demonstrating, that when aided by a fart, he could get his feet six feet off the floor. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2190 Dave, I told you not to eat the beans! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2191 Turns out the "L" in that new elevator stands for launch, not lobby. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2192 I'm torn regarding his fitness for the job. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2193 This next dive is called "an impression of our company's stock" 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2194 Another way to crash the meeting 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2195 Oh, that's just George springing into action! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2196 Dad, Dad, I finally made it..... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2197 This is going to hurt. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2198 It's plain to me, we need a product that moderates excessive gas . 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2199 Hold everything. We had better reevaluate our shoe business! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2200 I thought we had installed a net after the last crash. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2201 Alright, alright. We'll find you a chair. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2202 Will someone please catch me?! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2203 We told you last time Henderson, there is just no market for an invisible ladder! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2204 Don't you wish Dan would go back to just leaning in? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2205 Corporate musical chairs is so much more fun! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2206 Meet 'Cannonball' Ken. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2207 Corporate said we needed a hype man. 1.1429 0.08044 42 39 0 3
2208 He always flies in by the seat of his pants. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2209 And now, please welcome the new director of the FBI 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2210 I think we need to cut back on the number of disruption metaphors in company memos. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2211 Am I getting your attention now? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2212 Well I'm here, aren't I?! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2213 Ah, here's the latest board member parachuted by the president. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2214 I'm trying to restore that sense of childlike glee we all felt when getting into trademark law. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2215 Better late then never! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2216 Steve's "we're all part of a simulation" hypothesis is about to get real. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2217 And I'm going to keep doing this until you give me chair. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2218 Ball. Cannon Ball. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2219 That's the best use of our new drones that I could think of! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2220 I said would you like to raise an issue 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2221 The sales for our new trampoline are skyrocketing. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2222 Here's what I think of your pool of candidates! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2223 Colleagues, it's my pleasure to introduce our newest far flung correspondent. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2224 Stop jumping to conclusions Jim, we'll get you a chair. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2225 I've got a solution to our groupthink problem. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2226 Upward Mobility 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2227 Sorry, Ted. That's my usual place. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2228 No one has ever stuck the landing on the table. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2229 Don't worry, he's always trying to get the jump on everyone. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2230 You said to "drop in" to the meeting after my 4:15 ended . . . . 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2231 I meant "hop right on it" after the meeting is over. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2232 The new ejector seats work great when somebody comes up with a dumb idea. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2233 I guess the office pool has a new winner 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2234 His parachute failed. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2235 Here comes John again with his cannonball ideas! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2236 I think it's time to remove the yoga balls from the conference rooms ... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2237 He's finally gone off the deep end. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2238 What!! Never seen someone fly by the seat of their pants before? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2239 If we don't start turning a profit, the guys upstairs are going to come down hard on us. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2240 Simmons, we do NOT cannonball at board meetings. You're supposed to be bending over. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2241 I came flying when I heard the news! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2242 I know this sort of thing only happens in a 'New Yorker' cartoon caption contest but you have to admit, my being inexplicably airborne does offer the potential for a halfhearted chuckle. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2243 I heard you were looking for an angel investor. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2244 Instead of leaning in, I decided to jump in. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2245 Sometimes you just gotta say "Geronimo!" 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2246 Geronimo! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2247 His presentation didn't land. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2248 My other meeting ended early so I thought I'd drop in to see how this one's going. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2249 I don't think Alan is ready to vote just yet. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2250 This just in from accounting. We're bankrupt! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2251 Told you he would drop in! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2252 Sorry I'm late - the meeting with Technology ran on and on. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2253 Diving Board Meeting! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2254 Sorry, I just earned my effervescence patch. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2255 They call it high functioning yoga 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2256 But you said you were going to dive right into the project. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2257 I guess the double shot expresso is kicking in 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2258 It looks like Charlie had Pop Tarts again for breakfast 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2259 Sitting is a preexisting condition. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2260 Spring is here. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2261 Fake cannonball. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2262 That Mitchell...Always trying to make a big splash at these quarterly meetings. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2263 This meeting is called to orbit! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2264 Hippity hop, Hippity hop, I'm a frog! I'm a frog! Why wasn't I invited to this meeting? Henry finally snapped on not being invited to important meetings. anymore. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2265 Sounds like a great deal; I'll just go ahead and jump right in. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2266 God help us, it's staff meetings--not turtles--all the way down... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2267 Father-in-law told me to blow up The State Department! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2268 OK, so you have a powerful fart. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2269 We should be careful of our use of "everyone in the pool" while inside. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2270 This should squelch any rumor that he was parachuted onto the Board. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2271 Eric never really grasped the concept of the 'office pool'. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2272 Our boss told me today was the day to make a big splash. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2273 Just think happy thoughts like higher profits and you're up. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2274 When I said, "Dive in to the conversation," I didn't mean "Canonball," McDaniels. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2275 I thought the market was up. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2276 Idea shower! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2277 Cripes! Who moved my chair? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2278 Don't mind him. He simply suffers from an excess of helium. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2279 You still fail, Bushwick, to have achieved the heights necessary for a parachute of any sort. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2280 Your crazy ideas will spring this company backwards. Let's move forwards 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2281 Bob always makes some bold move at the start of these meetings - but a 'Cannonball?' That's taking it to a whole new level. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2282 Ever the optimist 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2283 He told me to "go take a flying leap." 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2284 He's formerly of Ringling, Barnum & Bailey. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2285 I accept your kind invitation to join the Board! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2286 We did only ask he keep the suit on. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2287 While, the market values disruption, Hodges, this committee does not. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2288 Ned hopes his new idea makes a big splash. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2289 I request a move to recess! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2290 It's his first meeting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2291 Hold it. I think Larry is jumping in with something. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2292 Some meetings just seem to drone on. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2293 Stop showing off Jared, Donald wouldn't like "Marco Polo" 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2294 I see Fred is in is happy place again! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2295 Poor guy. He thought he had a golden parachute. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2296 Leonard, you really need to find a different Air B&B. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2297 Quick Johnson, slide over your mug! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2298 We've been working on more dynamic proposals. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2299 He likes to make a "big splash" when he comes to the meetings. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2300 Well, he said it'd make a huge splash. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2301 He screamed "Evolution!" But the IDIOT still says: IT'S FAKE SCIENCE! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2302 It's my golden parachute, minus the parachute! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2303 Sorry I'm late. United offered me ten thousand dollars and a slightly fractured kneecap. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2304 I love the new Starbucks downstairs! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2305 I never really thought you were OFF THE WALL until now. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2306 Who is going to break the news that he has not been offered a golden parachute? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2307 Millennial disruptor…comin’ through! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2308 Does Bob realize he's not wearing his golden parachute? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2309 It's confirmed. His head is full of air. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2310 Jack always does this when the meeting reaches the scheduled time. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2311 Jesus Christ, Tim! This is not what we meant by drop into the meeting. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2312 When the boss says "jump", Todd jumps!!! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2313 At least he actually showed up this week. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2314 This is my art of the deal. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2315 I told him to make a splash, but this is ridiculous. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2316 End the VR conference call! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2317 You should see what he does when he's early. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2318 I think the taxidermist did a helluva job! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2319 My golden parachute didn't open...! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2320 In theaters this Friday: "The Boardroom Crasher." 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2321 He's our solution to the drop-down menu 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2322 Have you tried the new Macbook Air? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2323 You got the part. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2324 Sorry guys, I was eaves-dropping and it just got too hot up there. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2325 Damn it, Sedgewick, we sell Jif, not Peter Pan! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2326 We should have given him that golden parachute. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2327 Cowabunga on you committee heads, Here's how you display your individual opinions on anything controversial. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2328 Get the new security guy! what's his name...Comney? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2329 We were warned the boss' son-in-law would try to make a big splash at the first board meeting 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2330 Did you say WHITE chocolate chip? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2331 We ran out of golden parachutes? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2332 Is this the Cukoo's Nest? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2333 He's a lousy salesman but he does a great cannonball. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2334 No, REALLY, I just flew in from Chicago! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2335 CANNONBALL in the brain pool! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2336 Calling to order the United Acrobatics Union Board Meeting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2337 The higher they rise, the harder the fall. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2338 Another no frills flight 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2339 This new Uber service is the next big thing! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2340 He wants to find out if his parachute is really golden. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2341 You said, and I quote, "Let's make a big splash at the board meeting!" 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2342 There is a boy in Grants and Contracts // Who calls himself the human trampoline 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2343 No golden parachute for this guy. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2344 Stand out and be different 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2345 Mr. Bond keeps dropping in on our meetings. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2346 These activist investors are so distracting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2347 It's Jim from the Steno Pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2348 Jeff really wants to make a splash in the Housing Market. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2349 "Sorry I'm late, just flying in. Is that my space.? WHO TOOK MY CHAIR"? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2350 He calls it Above The Law, his impeachment immunization: plausible deniability. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2351 "T."he new guy said he would jump right in 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2352 Can you float a different idea? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2353 I thought we decided to keep him out of the office pool! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2354 This meeting was about litigation not levitation!!! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2355 Don't worry! I've now got a whole new perspective on our strategy. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2356 Terry is always making an entrance 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2357 I'm hoping to make a splash with this firm. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2358 The stock market jumped like this! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2359 That's one way to get into the talent pool. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2360 Any one else have a question? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2361 I hate hung juries. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2362 The last board he was on was a diving board. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2363 It's that former FBI director, What's his name! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2364 Joe, must you drone on and on at these meetings? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2365 He was always one to put his words into action. I think we're in trouble. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2366 He landed a front somersault in the pike with a half-twist last week in accounts. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2367 Jut another high-ranking official making an entrance. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2368 Oh, no! Burt's tabling another motion. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2369 Is anyone going to jump on this conference call? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2370 I hope I'm still a presence even though I no longer have a seat on the board! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2371 Bixbee didn't get a golden parachute. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2372 The meetings got like this when Will Ferrell joined the Board. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2373 I told you I'd figure the anti-grav thing out! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2374 Milton always has to make waves. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2375 He keeps trying to stay above it all. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2376 For god sakes Crosby, we're pooling our IDEAS! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2377 I got a discount on my flying uber ride to participate in testing the eject function. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2378 Looks like Bob is hot off the board. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2379 I'm above all of you! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2380 Damn nepotism 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2381 Did he say he was going to drop a bombshell or a cannonball? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2382 I couldn't resist floating it by you. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2383 I can't believe it's 2117 and we're still having issues with video-conferencing. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2384 Again, really? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2385 Oh Wilson! Must you get here by the seat of your pants every time? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2386 I know he said he was up in the air about his job, but seriously? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2387 Steven misunderstood when he was told to make a 'splash' at the pitch meeting for Capri Sun's new tropicannon ball flavor. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2388 He just hasn't been the same since we started buying that Russian free trade coffee! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2389 I said we have an office FOOTBALL pool. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2390 It's Arthur again, with his high flying ideas. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2391 Interesting reaction to the whoopie cushion, I'd say! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2392 The tie is broken. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2393 I told you not to order the cabbage soup! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2394 Why must you be so pro-descending? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2395 He's going to make a splash in the dOW. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2396 Who told him we had to pool our resources? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2397 It's time for the investor activist to join the Board meeting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2398 This is "Budget Forecasting" Schlemmler; we don't levitate anything in here. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2399 Cannonball + Office meeting = You're fired. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2400 Here's Jeff to introduce the new Cannonball campaign. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2401 My first rule as chairman of the board will be to make exciting entrances mandatory! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2402 Anyone think you have a better idea? Just jump on in! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2403 "Jump into the deep end" is a metaphor, Kyle. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2404 Comey!? I thought you were in D.C. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2405 The meeting will come to order. This is not DANCING WITH THE STARS, FitzRandolph. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2406 Thanks for the job, Dad! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2407 Quick! Let's pool our ideas. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2408 I'm determined to make an impact 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2409 I told you not to hire someone from the employment pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2410 Albert, why can't you just walk in and join the meeting quietly like everyone else? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2411 Well, the sign did say 'No Diving.' 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2412 Working without a Power Point 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2413 "Entrance" is everything! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2414 Hey guys, is this the FBI? If so, meet your new director. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2415 You're being too flighty. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2416 Always the grand entrance! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2417 This part is great, but he can't swim. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2418 I came in like a wrecking ball 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2419 Aw, that guy's always flying by the seat of his pants. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2420 Joe's cannonball entrance didn't quite go as planned. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2421 No, no, no Millennials.We expected a 'bombshell' in the Boardroom, not a 'cannonball'. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2422 I need to just jump in here. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2423 Yippee! I vote 'aye' for the bigger teeter-totter! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2424 Chas Pemberwell, corporate drone. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2425 Steve's desperate to make a big splash with this presentation. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2426 Yates, Bharara, Comey. I wonder who'll be.... Oh! Him. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2427 Frank joins the office pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2428 Adderley! Please join the meeting like everyone else! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2429 I prefer hard numbers, but I feel an impending crash. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2430 I kid you not. It's part of our the new on-site well-being program. Parkour-porate. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2431 We didn't see the implications of the new gas tax. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2432 The new guy's arrival quickly made a big impact in the advertising department. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2433 Who hired this guy, I said that after lunch, we all need to jump into our asset risk pool? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2434 Ah, here comes Mr. Adderley. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2435 We brought him in to make a splash. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2436 Alright! If we're finally in the black, I'm expecting a raise. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2437 We have a zero-tolerance policy for zero-gravity. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2438 Larry will not disagree with the boss again. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2439 Gerald's ill-fated attempt to prove that there is no glass ceiling. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2440 Who invited Mergers and Acquisitions? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2441 He's just acting up to get in camera. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2442 That's Greg from renewable energy. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2443 Too much cafe latte. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2444 And now, we have a short presentation from marketing. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2445 Impressive, Jenkins. Now, let's continue taking a deep dive into our quarterly numbers.... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2446 I told you we got the wrong kind of 'agile' coach. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2447 Woohoo! It's the next crash! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2448 Give that guy a fidget spinner! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2449 Well that's one way to stop the investigation. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2450 Surprise, bitches! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2451 I'd like to introduce Fred Robbins, Chairman of the Diving Board. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2452 Cannonball Bob's big splash in the corporate think tank. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2453 The boss told me to dive right in. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2454 I didn't mean literally channel Miley Cyrus, Dudley! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2455 Not quite the breakthrough we expected. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2456 Tom Cruise to see you Mr. Ovitz. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2457 This was more fun in the steno pool. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2458 Old paratroopers never die. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2459 I followed the Ikea instructions exactly. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2460 Now, Bill is thinking outside the box!!! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2461 I guess Trump just fired him. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2462 Dave always finishes his presentations with a superhero landing on the desk. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2463 Someone said to pool our resources! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2464 I think Dave has misunderstood his invitation to the secretarial pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2465 He thought the book was called 'Leap In'. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2466 I guess that golden parachute was just a rumor. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2467 As soon as Steve gets settled, I'd like to call this meeting to order. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2468 I don't recommend the chili. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2469 I think Ted is going to make a bombshell announcement. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2470 Every time we pool our resources, Martin insists upon doing a cannonball. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2471 I think we need to cut overhead! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2472 Where is my chair? I WANT MY CHAIR! I leave the White House for one week, when I return my chair is missing. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2473 Ted just dropped in 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2474 The precipitous hurdle of nepotism in the workplace 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2475 It's not like I can just switch off being a helicopter parent!" 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2476 I'm telling ya, these helium suits are going to be the rage in men's fashion. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2477 Ribbit, ribbit. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2478 Brad’s making that jump from the applicant pool. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2479 Clive is on vacation this week. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2480 I told you that the new carpet has too much bounce. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2481 Wow, this really fired him up !!! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2482 How can you be disappointed... I always land well! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2483 i've just repurposed our old pneumatic tubes! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2484 Good Grief people... we SERIOUSLY have to remove the Triple Expresso Canon Ball option from the coffee menu... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2485 Forward off the board, with one full somersault in the pike position. Not bad. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2486 Hold it,I think Fred has come up with a solution to the accounting short fall. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2487 Not again! How does Jim always get a jumpstart on the avocado breakfast? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2488 Another meeting - yippee! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2489 His range of emotional expression is in the style Tom Cruise 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2490 He can't get enough of the latest Donald flip. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2491 Good God, Hastings, the music stopped! Get over it. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2492 Don't worry, I've got a golden parachute. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2493 Whoosh! Bye bye Mr. Comey! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2494 Great news! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2495 I'm not coming down until I get a seat at the table! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2496 Johnson makes a splash at work. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2497 I'll Cannonball That! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2498 Summer Fridays! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2499 Jefferson always has to make a splash at Board Meetings. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2500 Next time save me a chair. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2501 Bob was looking to make a big splash at the meeting. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2502 That's not what I meant when I said the firm was headed to the deep end. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2503 Simmonds ideas might be a little 'off the wall' but we are desperate. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2504 He put the hole in the roof just so he could do that? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2505 So you really think we need a Neighborhood Watch group? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2506 Someones got a touch of "spring" fever! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2507 Oh No! It's the"Jump Start Program" again! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2508 This always happens on Take Your Kid to Work Day 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2509 New board members are always trying to make a big splash. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2510 It's called leap frogging to the top... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2511 ... and now to Jenkins for a physical demonstration of last quarter's sales 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2512 Cannonball memo! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2513 Does anyone have any Grey Poupon? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2514 You said I should free to jump in anytime. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2515 You should have flown Jet Blue. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2516 Impactful and disruptive! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2517 You're a wizard Harry! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2518 Good marketing really makes a splash 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2519 Those are some lofty goals for 2018, Daniel. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2520 My golden parachute failed. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2521 Watch out! The glass ceiling has cracked. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2522 Disruption-ball! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2523 I just see things from a different viewpoint. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2524 I told you I was taking the red eye back! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2525 ... and this is Mr. Jones, our Federal liaison. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2526 He just read The Art Of The Deal. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2527 I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with Tom Cruise! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2528 Astronauts’ version of musical chair 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2529 No splash is out of the question. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2530 Don't make me give myself a wedgie. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2531 It's like he intentionally bombs these big meetings. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2532 He's bound to enter 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2533 I wonder if this is just a flying visit? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2534 It's the latest hand-held drone. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2535 Executive cannonball! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2536 Here it comes again," "we stand on the shoulders of giant's." 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2537 Not much of a splash, but this gets the party started. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2538 The new intern wanted to make a splash. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2539 Corporate diving. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2540 .....Seventy-Two Virginsssss!! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2541 Dressing like a man, Pat, will not get you through some imaginary crass ceiling. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2542 Thanks for dropping in. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2543 most companies mount heads of deer, but we mount our competitors here. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2544 We asked for your projections, not ejections. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2545 I think Harold is overshooting the landing zone once cagain! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2546 That is not exactly what I meant by 'take a deep dive.' 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2547 Welcome to the Spring-Board Meeting! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2548 He thinks it's time we tuck and rollover! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2549 Prepare to be floored. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2550 Damn! He's going to stick landing again.ed 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2551 Good form, but he's releasing too late for a clean entry. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2552 Corporate should have offered him a golden parachute. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2553 Shut up Wilson, you don't have the chair. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2554 My fantasy trumps your facts. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2555 Literalist, Herriman, jumps into the action committee. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2556 Dave should be dropping by any minute now... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2557 Great job on the Stanton account Bob, but really? - That's the third time this month. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2558 Wow, Crossfit really does improve your vertical leap. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2559 Talk about a dramatic entrance! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2560 I move we fund our anti-gravity project. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2561 Moneyball! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2562 I think Bob went off the deep end. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2563 The day before Phillips, Jones and Harris stopped hiring gymnasts 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2564 Got a great canon at the Ringling brothers salvage sale. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2565 You could have raised your hand if you had something to say. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2566 Reason 2,986 we need more women in the work field. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2567 I may be jumping to conclusions... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2568 Looks like Tom is still flying United. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2569 While you guys deep-dive into the data, I'm trying a different approach. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2570 It's only a non-disclosure clause, Mr. Flye. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2571 Who else can jump this high? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2572 Rather than presenting his report, Hastings went with a cannonball. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2573 Looks like another re-org. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2574 What I said was, Trump called a special procescutor! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2575 When we said you were fired, we meant from the company not out of a cannon 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2576 board seat or not-my anti gravity thing deserves a vote. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2577 So what if sales are up 15% for the quarter, can you do this?! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2578 I'm not interrupting anything, am I? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2579 Marco ... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2580 Sorry I'm late, but it was a bumpy ride! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2581 Who told you this was the steno pool? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2582 I think someone put DMT in the water cooler again. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2583 Dad's passed away but guess who just made partner?! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2584 I can assure everyone our new Howitzer is accurate to a width of a door way. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2585 How's that for Barney putting the power in PowerPoint? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2586 You say jump....... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2587 Holding our management offsite at sleepaway camp was a mistake. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2588 You should have given me that golden parachute 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2589 CONFERENCE CALL!!! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2590 Its the new anti depressants called helium 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2591 I've got a great idea for a new coffee machine. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2592 I said nobody touch the ejector app ! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2593 It's a bird." "It's a plane." "No, it's Gerald. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2594 We thought you said you were going to demonstrate a flying Jeep 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2595 I don't care if he is on the dive team, that's got no place in here. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2596 Good of you to join us, Cheshire. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2597 We've got to get that escalator fixed! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2598 Let the parkourporate meeting begin. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2599 He can't really help it. His folks were parachute parents and that's all he knows. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2600 Why is it always the guy from upstairs? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2601 This meeting is about spitballing ideas, Davis, not cannonballing. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2602 Just-in-time decisions 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2603 He's trying to make a big splash here at work. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2604 We should all be embracing our companies wellness program the way Gary has 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2605 Breakfast burritos! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2606 The suspense is killing me 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2607 Sorry I'm late! Oh, no! Where's my chair? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2608 Kurt decided to jump into the deep end with both feet to make a big splash at his company’s business cliche cross-functional team meeting. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2609 If anyone else has any ideas just jump right in. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2610 Our risk pool is way too small! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2611 You can count on me. I'm all in. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2612 Johnson hasn't quite figured out how to make a splash. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2613 Are you talking about me? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2614 Parachuting into a meeting is best done with a parachute. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2615 Perhaps this will make it more clear. Our stock is tumbling. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2616 WOODSTOCK NINETY-NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2617 CANNON BAAALLLL!!!!! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2618 He insisted that even though it is high risk and a stupid idea, he'll still get a few "yesses." Plus , he's already met his deductible this year. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2619 Here's Mr. Hawk, flew in from the Coast 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2620 It's "lean in" not "jump in," you idiot 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2621 Trump's newly appointed FBI director, Chad, quickly made it very clear that office games would not be limited to beer pong and keg stands... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2622 Synergy-ball! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2623 Hey, stick to the secretarial pool 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2624 The power-point is down, so Johnson will now demonstrate our 4th quarter profit estimates. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2625 Now that's disruptive!! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2626 I call this a flash crash. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2627 A more fitting caption for the May 8 2017 cover is "Who let the dogs out?" 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2628 I was told to jump start the meeting. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2629 I am an AI drone here to replace the fly-on-the-wall that died of boredom. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2630 Catbird seat for him again. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2631 Must be the new highering manager. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2632 Sorry Jon, your ideas are over the top. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2633 Did you hear? Tom got promoted from the temp pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2634 Oops! I just ate too many beans at lunch. Sorry about that. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2635 Look out, here comes Mr. Enthusiasm! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2636 Vacation policy loophole! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2637 Didn't he get the memo? No trampolines! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2638 All right you can have a chair 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2639 I'm here to blend with the 'off the wall' thinkers. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2640 and now we introduce sales report... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2641 We brought him in to shake up the bored. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2642 ...And Feldman's bald spot has grown 2 inches in diameter since we last measured. Who had 2 inches? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2643 Meeting adjourned again on account of Roger's triple somersault with a half pike and double twist. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2644 He's always been a show-off ! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2645 Trump said "You're Fired" 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2646 He said he'd drop in, but couldn't promise not to make waves 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2647 I prefer to seal the deal with a high five. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2648 Johnson is demonstrating a bailout double flip in tuck position. Let's hope we don't need it. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2649 He likes it! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2650 The new board game: Follow the leaper 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2651 Our CEO is about to head in the same direction as our share price. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2652 What do you think of our new human clone drone? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2653 Another defective Kushner clone. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2654 I have a hard stop in two seconds. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2655 Sorry I'm late but you're in my seat! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2656 He likes to make a big splash. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2657 OK, who gave Leo the joke hover chair? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2658 Disruptive innovation! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2659 Ejector seat, you're joking? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2660 Why does Jenkins always have to make such a splash at these meetings? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2661 I am trying to get out of the comfort zone. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2662 Banzai, buckeroos! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2663 After shorting the market, Ted attempts a bubble bursting cannonball. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2664 I love flying musical chairs. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2665 How long do you think he can hang in the air like that? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2666 It's the ghost of Flynn again--he keeps coming back to haunt us. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2667 OK, office pool, here comes my famous cannonball !! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2668 These caffeine alternatives are getting old, fast 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2669 Sorry about that. They bumped me in midair. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2670 But we agreed on low-impact aerobics... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2671 Sorry to raise the issue. I know it's me. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2672 Turning around the board meeting. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2673 They will never forget my chair ever again. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2674 Man, that is some strong coffee! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2675 He shorted Snapchat. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2676 Here's another newcomer from the applicant pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2677 He commutes by drone. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2678 Sorry I'm late. Starbucks had a sale on large coffees 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2679 Looks like he shattered the glass floor 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2680 I told you there was no glass ceiling here! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2681 You are fired. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2682 ...and jumping into your seat is not only an efficient way to begin the meeting, it will benefit your health. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2683 Well, at least he didn't show up again in a speedo. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2684 Throckmorton-I said all in favor say Aye, NOT stay high! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2685 Never heard of a fly on the wall? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2686 They say to dive into your work. I prefer to cannonball. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2687 Jump on in, the spreadsheet is fine! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2688 Trust me, this self-driving, invisibility-cloaked executive will KILL! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2689 YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS D-A-A-AY!!! 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2690 Who moved my chair? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2691 I thought we stopped recruiting fraternity members after Jones hired a stripper to be the plenary speaker at the 2015 stockholder meeting. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2692 I thought the phrase was "LEAN in." 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2693 Anybody else care to disagree with the President? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2694 Despite the overwhelming evidence, insists he's an inspiration. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2695 As promised, Hawkins' presentation made quite a splash. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2696 He just read 'making a big splash' in that idiotic self help book of his. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2697 This beats his swan dive. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2698 Is this the parkour meeting? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2699 "I've asked Blake to review some compliance changes we're anticipating.". 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2700 Making a splash 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2701 The ayes have it. We'll throw Jim back on Thursday. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2702 Whee!!! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2703 Marco Polo 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2704 My ex-wife always said I was full of hot air. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2705 His downward dog was one thing, but this yogic flying is just annoying. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2706 What glass ceiling? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2707 I told Jenkins to stop dropping in to meetings uninvited! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2708 Frank thought metaphors were overrated. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2709 Disruption is ok, but I miss innovation. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2710 I promised I'd make a splash at the next meeting. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2711 Jones, this is taking 'better late than never' to the extreme. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2712 It was later revealed that Henry had just finished the last chapter of "You Are a Badass" on the morning train. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2713 "Outta-the-Box" Johnson arrives at the staff meeting 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2714 You have just been replaced by President Trump. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2715 With that vertical, Ted really was the Earl Boykins of the boardroom. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2716 Sorry I'm a little late; I bounced in as fast as I could. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2717 Bored Meeting 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2718 I love the smell of meetings in the morning.ww 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2719 He's practicing for flu season. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2720 Well they say sitting is bad for your health... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2721 We're really going to dive into this new project. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2722 Once again, Hendricks cannonballs into the boardroom. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2723 He's a morning person. His energy is exhausting me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2724 I respectfully disagree. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2725 I love that my cat came home! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2726 That break really took a load off his mind. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2727 It's my new shoes. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2728 I make a motion to not allow Johnson to pitch any more of his "ideas". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2729 I was in the neighborhood so I thought I would just drop in. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2730 excuse me while i dive into our liquid assets 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2731 Will someone please tell him that his impersonation of the wicked witch of the west is terrific and to please sit down so we can start the meeting. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2732 The fly potion didn't last quite as long as I had hoped. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2733 Then my stocks went like this. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2734 Right suit. Wrong board. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2735 The President has appointed a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz as his new Director of the FBI 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2736 For Pete's sake Thompson, breakfast roll not barrel roll! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2737 The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2738 He always jumps at the opportunity to second the motion. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2739 I'm from the Government and I'm here to help you! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2740 This new initiative is really going to make a SPLASH! in the industry. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2741 Look out below... Cannon board. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2742 Smash the avocado! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2743 Yep! Just like our sales: On the way down... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2744 In a flash David knew his idea of intern corporate cannonball wasn't going to make the splash he had thought it would. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2745 Was it really a hop, skip and a jump to get here Dan? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2746 Just be thankful you didn't come to the blind tasting. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2747 I'm concerned Scott's performance may have already peaked. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2748 Hopkins, has there been any movement on the Pioneer Levitation contract? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2749 I have the greatest idea. The most greatest ever. Never before has there been an idea so great. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2750 better late than usual 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2751 Oh, don't mind me. Please, continue! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2752 I'm just dropping in with a new suggestion from on high... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2753 What are you droning on about now ? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2754 Jones,we need to vote now,you cant be up in tbe air anymore. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2755 Where's Hermione when you need her? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2756 It's a Trump "listening device." Just ignore it. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2757 They don't call Hartley cannonball for nothing! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2758 You made your point , John. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2759 Suicide by board. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2760 Sorry, there was a burglary on Main Street; Iron Man and I had a tiny dispute. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2761 Okay. But can he close!? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2762 Ugh, those millenniums are so over the top in their approach. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2763 "Leaning in" wasn't working for me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2764 Here comes, Donny! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2765 Is it a Bansky? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2766 Oddly, this one produces a bigger splash than his "can opener." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2767 How big a raise was it? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2768 Is this a rejection of my ideas ? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2769 ladies and gentlemen of the board, the third quarter financial statement presented acrobatically! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2770 Showboat! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2771 The new FLI-pad, why be grounded when you don't have to? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2772 Don't despair. KPMG is here! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2773 Mary Poppins was my mentor. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2774 Jump in here Jim. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2775 I like how Dan jumps into his work. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2776 I think replacing me could have been handled more quietly. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2777 Jim Poole made a big splash a the spring board meeting. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2778 I hear he's making quite the splash in marketing 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2779 If it helps the earnings-to-debt ratio, I'm all for it. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2780 David quite misunderstood when colleagues encouraged he take more initiative and crash the meeting 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2781 Let's brainstorm! I'm the apple that falls from the tree. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2782 I like to dive right into my projects. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2783 "Let's dive in and get this meeting started" is metaphorical, David. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2784 What's it going to be corkscrew or cannonball? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2785 Kyle is a proven, disruption-oriented strategist. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2786 Our polling says we need someone "who speaks his mind" and will "shake things up"...and here he is now! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2787 I hate when he just bounces into this meeting. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2788 Weren't we looking for a can opener? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2789 Some people just can't see the bubble. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2790 Thought I'd drop in for a few secs. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2791 Oh no! Someone took my chair! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2792 I'll just hover here. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2793 He just can't grasp the concept of an office pool. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2794 He was never detained and brutalized by the government but he still has a Cory Doctorow obsession. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2795 Don't mind me. I'm just floating between meetings. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2796 This is Derick, our new Wellness Director. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2797 My super flying fart pills actually works,look guys I'm flying.. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2798 Now the bs is really flying!!! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2799 Sorry I'm late, needed to use the men's room. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2800 "I knew hiring the bosses kid was a mistake"! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2801 Daniel took this year's springboard meeting quite literally. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2802 Will someone please get him a chair!?!? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2803 Jon's used to jumping in without getting his feet wet. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2804 He likes to make a splash wherever he goes. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2805 Our new sales slogan: Of course Flubber causes cancer, but what doesn't? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2806 Damn! Not one phone. Should have planned a selfie. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2807 What hangups? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2808 Excuse me. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2809 Cannon Bailout! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2810 Why does Joe always get the trampoline? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2811 I'm afraid his golden parachute didn't open. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2812 Ed made a big splash at the meeting. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2813 I'm kinda regretting my antigravity underwear just now. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2814 Dave is taking his business agility training very seriously. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2815 Chad is still celebrating that erectile dysfunction is not a pre-existing condition in the American Health Care Act. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2816 The answer to every question is a consultant. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2817 Robert mistakenly associated the term "making a splash" with an activity that had proved successful at summer camp 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2818 You know, telecommuting is still an option. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2819 Whoa...What an entrance! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2820 Then here's what happened to our stock. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2821 Jared allowed the force of his flatulence to propel him through the air, breaking the monotony of the monthly sales meeting. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2822 Let me take a not-so-deep dive into the data. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2823 This is Higgins, our pool reporter. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2824 I couldn't find a phone box 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2825 Whew!! Made it! Flying Spirit Airline, economy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2826 Too much rabbit food. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2827 Spring Break was last week, Bob. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2828 Carson's flip demeanor at board meetings ended abruptly when he heard about the lower net worth. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2829 I'll just jump right into the middle of your conversation, if you don't mind. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2830 Next time you'll make a seat at the table for me. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2831 You told me to hire a disruptor. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2832 Think merger. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2833 He's the best applicant in the pool. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2834 Good news! Our new anti-gravity, invisible space suit, that you all doubted, is ready for marketing! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2835 These junior executives will do anything to make a splash. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2836 I regret being a little bit ethical. Partial rapture is not that great 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2837 Bob's cannonball was swift revenge for not saving him a seat at the office staff meeting 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2838 Think fast! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2839 ...'Thank you Tom, and if I could just jump in here real quick on Susan's point'... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2840 I told you there's so much hot air in here! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2841 He's going to break the glass ceiling, one way or another. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2842 Cannonba-a-a-a-al! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2843 Beef jerky time! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2844 And finally, Tom will be joining us in the writers pool. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2845 That's a great idea!! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2846 Didn't the invite say we were just spitballing 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2847 He's really advancing in his new mindfulness class. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2848 Do you think Comer saw it coming? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2849 I'm not sure Mr. Smith understood when I asked him to develop a new mobile app. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2850 And this week, instead of that boring old sales chart, we have Jurgens with this refreshing take... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2851 This one's a 9.5! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2852 Bill don't just jump in like that 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2853 Sergey!! You said party on the 2ND FLOOR!! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2854 Richard, why don't you jump right in? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2855 Quick! Name my disorder! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2856 The day Frank won the lottery. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2857 Looks like Tom Cruise has joined our meeting 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2858 I believe I've reached my limit on coffee ,thanks! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2859 Wow,i guess this is his favorite place to break wind. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2860 For the last time, Louganis, that’s not how you enter the office pool. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2861 This is not what I meant by disrupting the industry. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2862 Gentlemen, I give you the world's first $1,000 sneaker. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2863 I'd just like to float one more idea 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2864 Never say "high-risk pool" near Ted! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2865 There must be a better way to bring down our overhead. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2866 Sorry to drop in late. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2867 Parkour break! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2868 Jumping on the new proposal 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2869 Meeting adjourrnneedd! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2870 Despite his many years on the board, Rick never learned to dive into the discussion. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2871 Sorry I'm late. I was reaccommodated. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2872 Ooooh! Andy has new shoes! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2873 Executive orderrrrrrrrrs! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2874 I thought they said this was a start-up meeting. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2875 Elon decides to drop in. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2876 I'm in heaven. I'm in love. I've never felt this way about a company before, 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2877 Thanks for opening the hatch. My flight was late. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2878 I picked this up at Trump University. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2879 That guy really makes being in the hot seat an art. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2880 Well looks like Allan is off of his Ritalin again! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2881 He's from tech. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2882 Woo, I thought we fired that showboat last week? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2883 He decided leaning in wasn't enough. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2884 See figure (a)-- our finances this quarter. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2885 Clark Kent, reporting for duty!!!! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2886 Let's jump start this meeting. I'll go first. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2887 We thought you were calling in. Lunch might be an issue now. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2888 So revealing had to hand deliver rather than a tweet. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2889 Steve still hasn't come down from last weeks meeting when I said he had a good idea. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2890 There he goes again! See I told you 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2891 We should've scheduled this after lunch. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2892 Get the butterfly net, Sandra mixed up the coffee pots again 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2893 Breaking through the Glass Ceiling- in the wrong direction. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2894 And now, our newest board member, Fred 'Cannonball' Giles! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2895 Think fast! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2896 Johnson was unfamiliar with the concept of an office betting pool 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2897 A conscience eviction ceremony at corporate headquarters: "It's OK, he won't miss it at all in a couple of days!" 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2898 Adams is flying in for the meeting. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2899 Diving into a high-risk pool is on his bucket list. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2900 I need a vacation day 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2901 "Not a cannon ball, Helen ... I said to get us the man on call! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2902 Who's up for an office pool party this year? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2903 I told him we'd be swimming in money after the deal. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2904 War Room? Cannonball! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2905 Cal managed to get his knee replaced under the Affordable Care Act. He's been lording it over us ever since. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2906 Morning, fellow drones! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2907 You told me to make a splash at the meeting, I obliged. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2908 We said brainstorming, Jack, not barnstorming. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2909 I hate wacky Wednesday. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2910 I TOLD you not to take my seat. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2911 No Jim don't do it,they said pre-existing conditions are in the healthcare bill. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2912 COLLATERBALL 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2913 Front office said he'd make a big splash. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2914 The new guy doesn't jump to conclusions. He cannon balls into them. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2915 Quick, someone give me a raise. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2916 There came a point when Jerry couldn't stand the meeting any longer. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2917 Catalyst for change! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2918 Give him the chair! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2919 New shoes. Look at me. New Shoes. New Shoes 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2920 I'm all in, boss! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2921 I'd like to think we can jump start this new product! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2922 I think we can all agree that Alan was warned not to push my eject buttons. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2923 I couldn't help but overhear you ask, 'Where's that sexy new guy?' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2924 oh fuck 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2925 Parkour! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2926 He's a high flyer 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2927 I'm going back to art school!!! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2928 The Art of the Zeal 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2929 LAST DAY OF HEALTH CARREEE!!!! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2930 Mr. Bezos, you're taking this drone thing a bit too far! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2931 Am I too late for a bailout? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2932 Baxter, I didn't mean jump on in anytime literally! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2933 Smith? Here. Jones? Heeeeerrrrreeeee! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2934 Rob's Big Ass comin' through! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2935 I'm just not following your cannonball commercial. Maybe show us live? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2936 Stay there! I'll get you a chair. peggymoulton@comcast.netartycats 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2937 Wasn't that book called "Lean In"? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2938 Bob needs to realize that even though he is in charge of ordinance disposal "Bombs Away" is inappropriate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2939 I was just told that sales at Seance Inc. will be up 250% next year! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2940 Gordon's always trying to impress us by rhyming his cool junior high nickname. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2941 Rothrock always tries to make a big splash as these meetings 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2942 Ja Before making a big splash, know your target audience. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2943 No. I believe I'll continue to hover, thank you. At least until Frederic stops ignoring me, releases his melon, and gets the hell outta my chair! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2944 Yes, Jim, we understand air-rights, you need not demonstrate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2945 Sorry to be late. Had to stop for gas. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2946 Last one in's a rotten nest egg! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2947 You can stop worrying about the glass ceiling, ladies. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2948 Thought you wouldn't notice I was a fly on the wall. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2949 Henderson, your "human cannonball" theatrics do not detract from the fact you are very late today! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2950 Great news! Lyft now also lifts! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2951 Ralph attempting again to make a big splash for his new ideas. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2952 Steve's entrance at the meeting made a splash, but it was the table that had the biggest impact. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2953 Yolo! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2954 Alexa, put down my chair. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2955 A lesser man would jump right in 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2956 Wishing he'd taken the time to explore Europe after college, Dave regretted his decision to dive into the corporate world. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2957 It's Steve's signature "Bannon Ball" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2958 Got the wires crossed in the ejection button 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2959 Have we considered hiring fewer floating workers? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2960 Yes, but does your suction chair have mass appeal? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2961 "All those opposed"! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2962 No, we're not using parkour as a team building exercise! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2963 Hi guys! POTUS says we're all fired! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2964 Last time he parachuted into the meeting. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2965 Who told this fool he should be more splashy? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2966 I missed my plane 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2967 To hell with comity! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2968 Sorry, no golden parachute! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2969 Here's Bill, our up and coming intern. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2970 Okay, okay—we’ll get poppy seed bagels too. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2971 He used to be a wrestler. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2972 The kids are using the trampoline at home. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2973 The stork delivers strait to the boardroom now, huh... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2974 Rich, you've been back from vacation for 4 weeks already. This joke is getting old. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2975 Sorry for the hard stop! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2976 Eeeeek!! A mouse! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2977 "I second that motion". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2978 The effects of Home Alone reruns. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2979 Sorry I am late. Where is my chair? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2980 Meet the new Bureau Chief, Mike Flynn. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2981 He's a data visualization artist and the market is volatile 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2982 Clever, but the FAA will have us tied up for years while it brainstorms new regulations. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2983 He dies this everytime the stock drops. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2984 For the last time Bob, reviewing quarterly numbers and CrossFit is not a thing. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2985 No, Thompson. The red button is for Coke, the blue is Eject. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2986 UAL caught him playing Gameboy during take-off. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2987 Sorry I'm late. I just finished jump school. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2988 Get out of the way! Here comes your replacement. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2989 Dad, is this what you meant about making a big impressions? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2990 The drone has spoken 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2991 Moneyball! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2992 Ned found out too late that 'make a splash in the meeting' was just a metaphor... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2993 Although his name is Paul, around here we just call him "Flash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2994 When I responded to your idea with "take a fart and leap" I didn't mean it literally. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2995 Davies!! This is adult swim. Please return to your office until I blow the whistle. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2996 Those new grads just have so much enthusiasm! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2997 You can always tell when Fred's had an "extra-large" Latté 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
2998 Why do I feel like finishing the assignment took too much weight off Jim? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
2999 It's Johnson from product safety, always trying to make a splash. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3000 We've gone through thirteen hundred of these captions and not one is as entertaining as the Human Cannonball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3001 Bombs away 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3002 No more layoffs for the Swim Team! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3003 Very funny, who put the tacks on my chair? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3004 Johnson,Must you always fly by the seat of your pants? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3005 Yes, my division is up by leaps and bounds. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3006 Trump Jump! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3007 All in favor say 'high.' 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3008 He's a whiz at musical chairs! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3009 He is always trying to make a splash at these meetings. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3010 He said he was going to drop in for a minute. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3011 I thought we left you in the parking lot. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3012 And the motion will die on the table for the lack of a second. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3013 Thankfully no one yelled belly flop after Johnson's cannonball disaster. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3014 He had an avocado toast for breakfast today. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3015 Guess I ate too much guacamole today. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3016 I'm very enthusiastic about this new proposal! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3017 Sorry I'm late. Air traffic was at a stand still. Did I miss anything? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3018 So this is what they call "parachuting in an expert". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3019 All in for the office football pool! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3020 Chancellor Peter Cottontail just returned from his recent sabbatical on the bunny trail. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3021 Mr. Comey we haven't subpoenaed you yet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3022 As we deconstruct the administrative state, let's call them Bannonballs! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3023 I should have suspected it when he called a Reverse 1 1/2 Somersaults with 2 1/2 Twists. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3024 Geronimo demonstrates the cannonball method of getting a seat at the table. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3025 He can't seem to get beyond competitive diving. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3026 I thought it was my turn to jump? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3027 Jim from marketing will present our splash campaign. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3028 It's a cannonball taker over! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3029 Why is it necessary to make such a big splash about it? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3030 He should get a job in the NBA. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3031 This activist shareholder is just a loose cannon. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3032 Who forgot to tell Ted that we sold the trampoline? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3033 When the Chairman said "Jump!" my only question was "How high?" 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3034 He's here to exhibit designs of Trump's Presidential library 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3035 I'm jumping right in 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3036 You gotta try the new coffee in the break room! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3037 Present! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3038 That's not exactly an "industry disruptor", Carl. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3039 Always have to make a dramatic entrance, don't you Sid? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3040 He thinks this is the office pool for the Final Four. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3041 Well, look at who just popped in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3042 Very good Mr. Lutz. Can we see the triple? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3043 The Joe Biden entrance is growing tedious, Roger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3044 Thank you, Thornton, for your years of service. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3045 Check his pouch. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3046 This proposal will shatter the competition 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3047 Our COO likes dramatic entrances. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3048 Carstairs is always trying to get the jump on us! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3049 Johnson will illustrate our third quarter dive through interpretive dance. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3050 We've got to get ahead of this crash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3051 Dave always took the carpool to work one step too far. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3052 Jerod! Thanks for dropping in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3053 It's hard to keep a good man down! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3054 Where IS my spot? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3055 Hang in there pals, I'm gathering more fake news as you speak. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3056 8:33 Drone from Fairfield late again! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3057 Phil, we just ate! Wait a half hour. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3058 Sales need to go up. Let me demonstrate. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3059 Ah, an original! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3060 Alan never tires of a grand entrance. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3061 There goes groupthink on this topic. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3062 It's his third suicide attempt this year 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3063 I'm tabling the motion! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3064 The research department has come up with something unusual. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3065 This is the last time we let Drew run the office pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3066 Doug is in denial about the ban on office pools. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3067 Jack likes to dive into his work. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3068 Let him have his way. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3069 Looks like Uber's foray into flying cars is running ahead of schedule. And, well, Brian always has to be the first to try things out. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3070 When he placed the ad, they misspelled "Driver". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3071 It would appear that Bill's golden parachute has failed to deploy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3072 Dan, is this your way of saying that revenue has 'tanked'? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3073 Here comes the dot com! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3074 I said let's dive right in! That's no way to do it! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3075 He takes things literally when we talk about no place to go but up. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3076 Golden Cannonball! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3077 Let's just jump in. Ted? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3078 He just returning from DroneTech in Las Vegas . . . 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3079 I am finally diving into an investor pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3080 Ok, who forgot to tell Celia we needed one more chair this week? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3081 Jumped right out of my seat, above it all. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3082 I think investing in gas futures is an opportunity for the firm. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3083 That's Bixley for you. He just jumps right in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3084 It's Disruptorman! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3085 Let Hertz put you in the Board of Directors seat. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3086 Are you an alien, or is that a rocket in your pocket? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3087 He's always one to jump to conclusions! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3088 Now do I have your attention! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3089 Consider my way and avoid the highway. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3090 I'll bring my own seat to the table 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3091 I assume profits are up? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3092 Carstairs always gets upset when he loses at board room musical chairs. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3093 As you all know, ADHD can be a serious disorder… Wheeeee! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3094 It’s an ejector seat for stubborn passengers. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3095 And that's a yes from our Australian colleague. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3096 Whoops! My whoopee cushion just exploded! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3097 Awe crap! Here comes Comey. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3098 He's always wanted to make a splash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3099 Ed's the David Lee Roth of Accounting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3100 John was supposed to see a Hypnotist to quit smoking not to learn to do a cannon ball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3101 It's Wilson and his famous Caveat Bombarda. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3102 So tell me about the rest of your trip 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3103 He likes to make waves wherever he goes! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3104 You did ask him for a jumping off point! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3105 Well you did ask us to pool our resources. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3106 Whoa, that coffee was strong! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3107 How about this for break through! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3108 the secret arrival of "Mr. Blood Pressure Test". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3109 Here's your bottom line! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3110 Bob's working on Extreme Leaning In. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3111 I said let's DIVE right in 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3112 Oberman did not take well to being unseated as Oversight Committee chair. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3113 We're just waiting on Leroy Jenkins and then we can get started... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3114 Fifty Shades of Grape? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3115 Looks like Pete won the office pool again. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3116 Who took my chair? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3117 Greg's switch to decaf coffee was....what's that word?...ephemeral. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3118 Bannon-Call !!! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3119 It's our upgraded decor ergonomic wall strip. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3120 Office pool?....thought you said swimming pool. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3121 Jenkins has yet to miss a deadline. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3122 Just dropping in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3123 I'm disrupting the market. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3124 Dodson has always been a crashing bore 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3125 Listen....do you smell something? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3126 We're calling it the Drone Option: for the executive who drones on far too long. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3127 The doctor told me more fiber would give me a lift, but I didn't expect this! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3128 Drone perspective to the rescue! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3129 Any other projections for the year ahead? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3130 I knew we shouldn't have put Tom Cruise on the Board of Directors. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3131 It's a jet pack. I'm seeking 5 Billion to grow my business. Sold one so far! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3132 Office Pool 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3133 Bonsai, Comey, incoming. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3134 Nine in favor, one opposed. Let the record show that the new requisition form will omit the line item for mini-trampolines. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3135 Matt is such a sore loser at "musical chairs". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3136 He's a cannon ball in disguise in the board room meetings. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3137 Does he have to do this every time his father buys his favorite company? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3138 How's this for lightening up the meeting? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3139 Argh, my prodigal son returns. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3140 Chuck always takes things so literally 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3141 Just flew in from LA. Boy, are my arms tired! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3142 my zip line hung-up in traffic 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3143 Kent always loves to make these surprise appearances at every meeting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3144 Who let him out of the pool? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3145 Haven't you heard? Bill's about to make the jump into the local pool's insurance! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3146 When he said he was going to make a splash, I didn't take him seriously. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3147 Why can't he just dive in like the rest of us? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3148 Retired paratrooper. We're okay with his big entrances. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3149 Ken just dropped in to see what condition the sales figures are in. Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3150 It was only as he descended Gil realized their assets were no longer liquid. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3151 That's our CEO. He likes to drop in every now and then. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3152 Our earnings better not be doing a cannonball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3153 We need to brace ourselves for maximum impact. Dave here has been running simulations for us. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3154 Alright Bill, give someone else a turn on the trampoline. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3155 Let's jumpstart this meeting! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3156 Johnson, when we said ""be a fly on the wall"" we didn't mean literally. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3157 Let me introduce you all to Bob, he really made a splash at his last job. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3158 It was economy's Fall Street Crash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3159 In my head I was saying, "We need a Hail Mary!) but somehow what came out was."Geronimo!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3160 I was in the bathroom when the plane took off. They gave my seat to a companion parrot. I squawked. They said I had would be arrested if I didn't take Option B. I did and they dropped me out and the drone was slow and I'm finally here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3161 These office pool contests are getting out of hand. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3162 Ignore the interruption. I'm just a fly on the wall. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3163 Sorry I'm late. I'm from Quebec. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3164 The new guy is really trying to make a splash 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3165 Hi, I.m Freddie from weights and measures, could someone get me a chair? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3166 Cannon-printer/scanner/faxmachine-ball! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3167 Oh, your chair is being reupholstered. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3168 Wait, Kevin! We haven't finished setting up the high-risk pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3169 It's his new move: a Trump Tweetball. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3170 I swear he said X-gains. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3171 Rodgers, the cannonball is not an officially sanctioned board dive. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3172 It wasn't a stock market crash, it was a stock market cannonball! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3173 Steve Johnson - has entered the meeting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3174 These shoes did guarantee a spring in my step, but this is ridiculous! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3175 He said, "Well, you can start slowly - or we can just throw you into the middle of things!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3176 Dirk Diver, cannon-ball champion, arrives to meet with his corporate sponsors. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3177 I don't think this is what the boss meant by becoming a "market disruptor." 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3178 He's really determined to make a splash with the guys upstairs. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3179 Found a spot! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3180 Equity!!!!! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3181 Now that's what I call 'making an entrance'! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3182 Frank just won the Aqua Pool account! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3183 I'm Your Tenth for Bridge. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3184 Parker said he'd drop in if he could find the time. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3185 Too much coffee? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3186 That's not the kind of splash we expected you to make here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3187 Yes we ALL want to make America great again but come down to Earth please! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3188 Mr. Adderley accepts office pool invitation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3189 He's not the tiebreaker, but don't tell him that. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3190 Wouldn't you know, a drop in proxy! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3191 Johnson, this is not how you enter an office pool. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3192 "Cannon Ball" was hired to shake up our placid organization. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3193 I'm here for the bored meeting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3194 Now who's a dummy for ordering the ejection option on the office chair?? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3195 The board awaits the Professional Wrestling Chairman's opinion of Joe's marketing strategy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3196 Seeing no second, the motion fails. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3197 I'm trying a new management technique. Levitation. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3198 He's a street dancer. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3199 Unfortunately, Matt's enthusiastic need for being liked was the only thing not overshadowed by his ignorance of what the office pool meeting was supposed to be about. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3200 And Robin, dear, is come to show that spring is here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3201 His presentations always make a splash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3202 Whose bright idea was it to put a bathroom up here? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3203 Oscar is practicing his golden parachute exit. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3204 What happens when a man reads "Lead In". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3205 You wanted my proposal to make a big splash! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3206 Phil assumed he killed with his presentation until Rosco showcased his cannonball skills. Friggin Rosco. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3207 Oh goody! I love asking ourselves why sales are down! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3208 And Bob has the impact team report. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3209 Is this the meeting about the treatment of passengers on over-booked flights? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3210 What the hell happened to your golden parachute, Perkins? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3211 So what does everybody think of Smith's 'fly on the wall' strategy for our competitor's next board meeting? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3212 Cannonbaaaaawl! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3213 Everyone into the office pool!!! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3214 This new product is really cannonballizing our market share. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3215 And that's our quarterly earnings review 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3216 My wife warned me about too many beans in the chili. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3217 Big splash at the advertisement meeting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3218 Ten makes a minyan! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3219 Where's my chair?!? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3220 Johnson's full gainer with a twist entrance had become predictable and not very funny. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3221 I told Stan to drop into the meeting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3222 Ok folks, let's spring into action and land this new account! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3223 Who forgot the birthday cake?! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3224 Joe really springs into action, and he's been advancing by leaps and bounds. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3225 He just thinks he's above everyone else..." "After losing all that weight, he's just lighter now..." "He always comes high to these meetings..." "This is NO time for levity..." "Jumping in from his moral high ground position 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3226 Yeah, sure. You missed your flight and had to pull out all the stops to make it here on time. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3227 Board members, I want to introduce you to Bates; I was told he would make a splash; I was not told he was nuts! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3228 You did send the memo out we moved the pool? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3229 He didn't get what I meant when I said we were falling off a fiscal cliff. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3230 I just want a seat at the table. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3231 Don't mind Daniel, he's just explaining the recent market crash to our deaf intern. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3232 He's the CYOYO 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3233 How about we just screw letting wiser heads prevail? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3234 And now I will physically demonstrate our sales projection for the next quarter. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3235 You just fired a cannonball! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3236 Phil assumed he killed with his presentation until Rosco showcased his cannonball skills. Friggin Rosco. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3237 I'm not trying to make a splash. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3238 Next on the agenda is our internal auditor's report 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3239 Hey! Bounciness is a choice. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3240 That invisible chair keeps ejecting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3241 They gave me an upgrade--said I'd have more leg room. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3242 Please welcome our new Chief Disruption Officer, Ed Gilhooly! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3243 They're rebranding demotions. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3244 I have sat in the naughty seat for long enough 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3245 We knew his over-identification with Tony Stark might prove distracting when we began negotiations. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3246 He's here to show us how to make more memorable first impressions. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3247 I said, "Let's dive into this problem, Stevens, not cannonball!" 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3248 Higby! We can't be buying a new conference table every time you feel the need to make a splash! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3249 Jeff, should we take that as a "yes" or a "no" on the motion before us? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3250 Jan, can you turn down the ac in the conference room? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3251 Chapter 3 of Business Paradigms reflects on jumping into conversations even if you are not quite sure of the subject. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3252 I'm taking off today 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3253 He used to work at Google! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3254 So much for adding energy bars to the vending machine. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3255 I said I want a jump in profits! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3256 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3257 It looks like the economy is going into regression. Just like Joey. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3258 Parker, aren't you forgetting something? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3259 I told them they would regret firing me... out of a cannon 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3260 With compensation based on increased sales Marketing Director gets first look at glowing tired quarter report. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3261 Arthur, no cannonballs into the office pool! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3262 We are all aware of your love for Olympic Sports. Now please sit down. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3263 Vested! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3264 We need some way to make a big splash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3265 If we're in our suits, then let's swim! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3266 Looking to make a splash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3267 I suppose cannonballing is better than his going nuclear... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3268 The Intern Coordinator told us we could jump right in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3269 I don't wanna. ..... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3270 Did you not receive my ETA? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3271 He'll do anything to make a big splash in the boardroom. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3272 We'd better switch to decaf. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3273 Very impressive, Johnson, but the target audience doesn't remember the Hertz commercials. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3274 Here come's the witch without the broom. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3275 The CEO told Steve he needed to really make a splash at the next board meeting 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3276 That's when Jim realized he never should of changed the board room name to "the pool" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3277 There has been a leak in the bathroom for months. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3278 He's trying for maximum coffee splash. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3279 Dave's way of diving into work was a constant disruption at board meetings. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3280 Herb, the surprise birthday party for Jen was yesterday! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3281 I swear, we weren't expecting him to do that. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3282 I think someone is trying to tell us he needs a holiday. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3283 Knowing that distraction works for the White House Jeff yelled "Cannonball!" 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3284 Geronimo! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3285 He's sitting on the Costco drone that he just purchased. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3286 May I have your attention, please? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3287 Coffee makes me JUMPY. JumpYYYY! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3288 When Albright floats an idea, he FLOATS* an idea *italicize CAPs 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3289 Does this mean I'm fired? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3290 Jimmy's always trying to make a splash. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3291 He's always trying to make a splash with the board 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3292 I wish (Business meetings) was not made an Olympic sport 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3293 Sorry I'm late, flew solo due to the unfriendly skies. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3294 Executive table-as analyzed in image..an uninvited man who arrives by surprise..leaves others speechless. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3295 How to perform a seance in ten easy steps (wikiHow) 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3296 I vote No! ...... No, No, No! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3297 My doctor said a trampoline desk would help me focus better. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3298 The other Mr. Adderley had nothing to do with jazz. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3299 Wasn't he supposed to make us pay under the table? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3300 another industry disrupted 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3301 This intern needs a mentor and some office etiquette training. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3302 High flyers are always welcome at Cirque du Soliel. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3303 Looks like they're sending another guy down from accounting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3304 Invisible Board Meeting 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3305 Business Meeting Bomb! Woo-Hoo! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3306 Cannonba-- wait, I thought this was the pool table! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3307 It's a manic- depressive thing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3308 The spring board"seemed really impressed with Jims springboard entrance"" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3309 I'm wearing a Drone! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3310 From high chair to fly chair for Little Elon's first Board Meeting, eh? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3311 I told you I was up and coming. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3312 This is what I was talking about - disruptive. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3313 Cannonball Higgins joins the meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3314 An adjustment to the latest projected figure was tabled. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3315 My trainer says I'll learn how to stick the landing next week. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3316 Fred's making his cannonball entrance 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3317 ...and Jenkins was hired to provide a youthful outlook. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3318 The non-chairman rises. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3319 Stock's up! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3320 "Tuck me in"? What the hey? It's obvious he's already tucked in. What was wrong with my "I hate working 24/7" ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3321 His profit-loss projections came back to haunt him at the next board meeting.. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3322 No way he does this with a carry-on. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3323 I do love a couple of pots of strong coffee! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3324 Well, he always was a drone 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3325 (Thinking to himself, "This place is the Pits..." Aaron JUMPS at the chance to Liven Things Up... ???? "AVOCADO....!!!!" ???? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3326 The newest mouse! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3327 He thought he was cannon balling it into a tank of minows. Little did he know it was a shark tank. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3328 And here's Bob, who meant to demonstrate to the board the efficacy of an actual golden parachute until his pack was compromised. Don't worry. The table's sugar glass, and the floor's a garbage chute to nowhere. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3329 I warned you about telling the guy from temp pool to jump right in. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3330 Driverless Cars. Now elevator-less transportation. Who'da thunk it?? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3331 I thought his nickname was "Cannonball" because he consistently blew up his monthly sales quota. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3332 Thought I could give us a jump start. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3333 MOTHER OF ALL BOARD MEETINGS 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3334 My God, you're doing it all wrong -- chin tucked and knees together! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3335 I just flue in from the coast! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3336 The moment that Frank knew "cannonball" was a bad idea at the board meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3337 Stop taking my seat, Joe! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3338 How else do you think we'll get a bounce in this overly cautious, sleepy board? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3339 And Roger is dropping in with a stimulating Power Point presentation. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3340 Pay no attention. I'm just your fly on the wall. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3341 And in conclusion ... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3342 Sic semper Tyrranis! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3343 Well look who the tides brought in 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3344 Somebody please tell Bill his Cannonball Adderley obsession has gone too far! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3345 I'm running for president. I am going to show everyone how high I can jump. The current presidential standard isn't too high. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3346 Our first class passengers are not going to buy this. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3347 I’m joining the applicant pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3348 There's now a dress shoe model of Air Jordans. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3349 Enter Anthropocene 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3350 Leftwich is always late! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3351 Whenever Charles felt left out in the crowd at the pool he would do a "canon Ball " ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3352 Did someone request a springing power of attorney? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3353 Things look GREAT from up here! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3354 Not you: Pox! Not you on his head! The other pox! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3355 He took one docusate sodium and TWO sennosides... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3356 Jumping into conclusions like. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3357 Cannonball again! No more summer Friday meetings! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3358 From the Associate's pool, without hesitation, Jack cannon-balled into the Executive pool 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3359 I'd argue outdoor meetings are lowering morale. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3360 The more I laugh / The more I fill with glee / And the more the glee/ The more I'm a merrier me! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3361 Man! I loves me some trampoline desk. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3362 Looks like our business model is about to be disrupted. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3363 Ms. Peterson only got half way through the saying "When I say jump, you say..." and there was no stopping him. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3364 Either these contests are rigged or the person who decides on the finalists are complete and utter morons with no sense of humor. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3365 Jack really can clear a candle stick! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3366 Succession planning in our family owned business. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3367 I told you cannonball wouldn't need a chair. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3368 "Binger's aunty Garrity dies!"?...I thought you said 'Bring yer anti-gravity ideas!' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3369 He always tries to leapfrog over the details meetings. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3370 He cannonball'd into the swamp convinced he'd soon be rich. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3371 I didn't mean to drone on so long.... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3372 Last one in is a rotten egg! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3373 I learned this from Mary Poppins. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3374 Trump administration sets the minimum jump limit to qualify for primary services. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3375 Since when is surface tension a problem? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3376 The Kid Is late Again ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3377 And then we jump up like this and kick the toupee off his head! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3378 I heard his entrance for the Board retreat includes SpaceX and a trampoline. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3379 I guess he found the liquor cabinet 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3380 Hooray!, we finally have two women on our board!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3381 I told you guys we needed a swimming pool! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3382 Dale just read Lean In and thought a man could do it better. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3383 The WWE Board meeting will now come to disorder. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3384 I just downloaded this great Flight app. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3385 "Watch out below! A MOAF--Mother of All Farts--is coming your way! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3386 Sorry to come in this way. My iPad must be gassed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3387 You're a weirdo, Harry. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3388 Not getting the response he had hoped for, Lumbergh decided to demonstrate his proposal of a Cannonball event to his fellow IOC members. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3389 He knew he had only one chance to impress the board of the Acme Cannonball Company. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3390 I came in like a wrecking ball 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3391 Dang the armada. Someone said cannonball? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3392 Everybody into the insurance pool! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3393 A Board meeting without me? Well I just went off the 5 meter and did a full twist in the pike position. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3394 He thinks it's a pool table. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3395 He's our GoPro consultant. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3396 'Lean in' is soooo last year. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3397 Management told him to dive in and complete the project, but he's a bit of a rebel. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3398 I told you I shouldn't have eaten the beans for lunch. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3399 He always cannonballs the meetings... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3400 Bad idea, Lou. We're all sharks. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3401 Who leaves the door open during a meeting? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3402 Sure, I said that we'd dive right in but I'd expect at least a jackknife. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3403 Hammy cramp! Hammy cramp! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3404 Here's the way to win the office pool! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3405 See, I told you he's make a big splash. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3406 I am the monkey's uncle! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3407 See there, Lost Boys?" shrieked Peter, "My app reminds you how to fly! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3408 Geronimo! never tried anything as stupid as this... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3409 We're going to have to make some cutbacks around here, starting with the gravity. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3410 This is no way for the President of this company to behave, when someone calls him incompetent! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3411 Subtle bomber of meetings he is not. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3412 He needs to cut down on the double lattes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3413 You said put a spring in your step... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3414 Mr. Hand was moved by someone who wanted to speak at telicon Inc. board meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3415 See Dick jump 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3416 Here I come with the guacamole 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3417 It's a pun! Get it?! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3418 Trigger warning, Phil's impersonating a cannonball. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3419 This just in, I'm Dan the new intern! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3420 Looks like Trump launched another one. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3421 Once more into the fray! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3422 It's about time we push the outside of the envelope. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3423 Sorry. I lost the User's Manual for these new chairs. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3424 Mr. Stevens, that is not what we meant by 'pooling our resources'. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3425 the United customers said it was their turn to provide me with a pleasant flying experience. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3426 Hung up and hungover, so what? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3427 Here's your splashy presentation! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3428 Thacker executes a perfect cannonball into the office pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3429 I always said you can't have a talent pool without a cannonball! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3430 He made quite the splash at today's think tank. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3431 Quick! Where's the Men's Room? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3432 My golden parachute broke!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3433 Wait until he hears about next quarter's projections. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3434 The new guy decides to make a splash.... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3435 I'll table this motion. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3436 "Sean, stop trying to upstage Marlon Bundo! Sit down and color BOTUS. If you stay inside the lines this time, I'll let you fire James!". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3437 Never tell Davis to "jump right in" on discussions. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3438 Top shelf work, people, but how does this help us sell shoes? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3439 Screw consensus and screw gravity! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3440 I saw you blink! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3441 Your final interviewer will be flying in via United 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3442 And if you think that's good, wait till I act out the ?????????? quarter profits. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3443 Take a seat, if you can find one! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3444 Irrational Hubris blows in to save the day again! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3445 Let me jump in here with a new idea 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3446 I'd like to be a fly on the wall in this meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3447 Straight out of the box... 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3448 Oh spare me! Not another Jack Reacher fan! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3449 Look it's Comey's Comet! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3450 Oh no, there goes Walters jumping to another conclusion! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3451 This report must be good news! He didn't need the running start for last quarter's poor results and belly flop. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3452 Mr. Trump said to jump on it 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3453 Okay, which one of you told Keith we were discussing high-risk pools? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3454 Sorry I'm late, guys. Gracie knocked her show and tell presentation out of the park. Kid's got an unbelievable presence. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3455 The Cabinet hadn't yet acclimated to Roger's "Bannonball!" policy initiatives. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3456 We get it, Pete. We know you used to be an Olympic diver. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3457 My apologies--I just flew in 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3458 Of course,once we're downsized, I'll be wearing a golden parachute when I do this. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3459 I agree! I'll jump on it right now!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3460 No golden parachute for this guy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3461 North Korean Intercontinental Ballistic Missle!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3462 I'm sorry; my plane was late. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3463 Whoever thought he'd take 'Cannonball Tuesday's over stock options? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3464 'Can't you just 'lean in'?" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3465 And you said profits were going to take a dive this quarter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3466 That's certainly one way to make a splash. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3467 He's the new "How high guy". The CEO says jump and he says how high? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3468 And if we all do this, it's guaranteed our share price will go up. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3469 He just flew in from Colorado. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3470 Why does Richard always have to make a splash? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3471 I lost my golden parachute! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3472 George Smith has joined the meeting 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3473 Corporate cannonball! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3474 From where I hover, the suggestion looks sound. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3475 I swear this is the last time I ask for help from upstairs. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3476 You're going to die from that. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3477 You're already a rotten egg. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3478 Thank you Mr Potter...any further contributions before we put it to the vote? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3479 Settle down. We can easily afford a Banksy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3480 Everyone tries to make a splash at their first strategic deep dive session. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3481 Phil is one of Donald Trump's newphews, you know. He carries on the family tradition of disrupting the status quo, and he's good at it. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3482 You can take athleisure wear out of the boy, but you can't take the boy our of athleisure wear. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3483 Our meeting of the Olympic Ski Jumping Team will come to order. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3484 Auditor! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3485 So when does that parachute deploy? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3486 Here's an idea that will really broadside the competition. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3487 Sure, jump right in! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3488 Geronimo sure knows how to make an entrance! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3489 Bill's practicing his Cannon Ball for next week's retreat. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3490 Once he was promoted, Dave embraced being thrown into the deep end of the pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3491 It's not called "cannonball with sharks" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3492 I hope to get at least a couple of 9s for this. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3493 Everybody out of the gene pool! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3494 Look out! I ate less than an hour ago! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3495 Another airplane brawl? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3496 It's called Trumping. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3497 Bombs away. I'm back. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3498 Bradley! Don't make me get your executive coach! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3499 Bill comes to us from our secretary pool 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3500 Madoff!!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3501 It's a politician coming down to reality. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3502 Member of the Bored 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3503 Damn! I got that chair again! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3504 I think Jim is taking this 'let's dive into this project' a bit too literal 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3505 All his surrogates are either ball or fodder. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3506 Bobs splash entrance to the executive pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3507 This is why our D&O insurance keeps going up. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3508 Yo, Dad, does this drone know how to land? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3509 In case you haven't guessed, I'm blowing up the team! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3510 Who let Billy into the break room again? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3511 Another one broke through the glass ceiling. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3512 (acceleration = resultant force divided by mass) in Bob's case it's calculated by the number of bean burritos consumed at lunch. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3513 Entertainment chairman making good in spite of resort location cutbacks. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3514 There's no way this backflip takeover will succeed. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3515 Those folks from the typing pool sure know how to make an entrance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3516 He did say that no one tells him he doesn't have a seat at the table. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3517 From the diving board to the board room! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3518 Roger always makes a grand enterance to our staff meetings. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3519 He was sent for coffee not a cannonball run 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3520 Ready or not... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3521 Well, here's the new CEO-ex-machina. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3522 Who wants to jump right into the agenda? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3523 I told you the bottom of the pool wasn't secure! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3524 Am I the only one still feeling a Trump bump? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3525 TACO TUESDAAAAAAAAY! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3526 If the product stinks, at least make a splashy entrance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3527 This might be too much off the wall... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3528 This is why we call him "Cannonball." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3529 He came to shake things up 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3530 Sir, you did tell him to dive into the problem! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3531 You'll feel it when the boss drops. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3532 OK, who copied Cannonball Kevin on the meeting location?? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3533 I just want a seat at the table. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3534 The powder is amazing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3535 He's certainly not going off the board gracefully. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3536 Goldman intern. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3537 The boss told him to hop to it. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3538 Fine, Jensen! But who is going to buy a flying lunch box? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3539 Cosmo Kramer would be proud of him. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3540 His new life coach told him that with so many women "leaning in" he needed to make a bigger splash at the office. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3541 Just trying out the entrance our new boss Wanda created! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3542 Bill's been saying for years that he wanted to raise the ceiling on investments. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3543 An ejector chair? Really? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3544 Making a splash at the high diving board meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3545 So this is what they mean by "staff shake-up". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3546 Last one in's a rotten nest egg! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3547 What our intern lacks in subtlety he makes up for with enthusiasm 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3548 Steve, the "corporate cannonball" might be a little inappropriate at the quarterly safety meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3549 My analyst said I need to jump into my work... CANNONBALL! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3550 His springboard meetings tend to get pretty literal. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3551 Latest technology on keeping a participant awake at a meeting 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3552 If he can't get a seat at the table, then no table! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3553 I thought Arnie was the terminator. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3554 Isis..Smisis! The only purpose for this briefing is to talk about my ratings and how to improve them! Everything else is fake news! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3555 THIS COULD HAVE BEEN DONE IN AN EMAIL! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3556 I told you Gary, it's Lean In not Careen In. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3557 Someone put caffeinated coffee in the decaf pot, again... 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3558 Disruptive Change Jobs 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3559 Johnson, come in here and tell us what the office pool is up to. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3560 Very odd, indeed. We always know when Sam is daydreaming about his last ski vacation in Jackson Hole by His levitating doppelgänger 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3561 BAMF! Nightcrawler goes corporate 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3562 If I may, lady and gentlemen, could I jump in on this topic? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3563 I realize we're out of chairs, but do I have to be pinned to the wall? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3564 You always said you wanted us to be like Mad Men! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3565 Here's like your bottom line. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3566 When the sky is the limit, then you can get into orbit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3567 Just one more corporate rebounder. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3568 Oh, just let me leap into the work week my own way. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3569 The meeting was proceeding slowly until Adam's arrival gave it a jump start. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3570 Love the tie, Thump! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3571 Out the door again for speaking my opinion! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3572 But I didn't hear the music stop! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3573 He flew to this conference with United 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3574 Then it' settled. The Geronimos have it. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3575 He thinks actions speak louder than words 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3576 Here I come to save the day! Though possibly not the desk. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3577 He read in the handbook that we strive to be disruptors. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3578 Meanwhile at Uber.... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3579 Beats any resume questions for enthusiasm, YOU LIKE ???!!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3580 They said I was fired, but little did they know they fired a CANNONBAAAAAAAAALL! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3581 James will do anything to join our committee. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3582 He always does that when he's happy. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3583 Please don't jump...????? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3584 He was serious when he said no more phoning it in. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3585 Please, Ron, no cannonballs in the office pool! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3586 Adderly, again? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3587 You were to come in with Alan Ball. Not....oh, no! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3588 The intern trying to make a splash with management 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3589 If Trump can get away with anything, then why can't I? CANNON BALL! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3590 LIQUIDATE THE ASSETS! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3591 You think this is unusual behavior in a board room, you should see him playing golf. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3592 Will he ever be surprised, the office pool doesn’t have a diving competition. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3593 I've been fired. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3594 Steve, we really don't want any more of your off the wall ideas 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3595 Why don't we dive right in? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3596 This is what happens when I don't have a chair. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3597 You're late, Hoppity. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3598 Maybe the office pool was a bad idea. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3599 That meetings management workshop he took emphasized the bomb thrower role a bit too much. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3600 Overdid the pelvic floor again. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3601 I got it! Will call it the Coffee Pot! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3602 Well someone has to make the leap forward 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3603 United Airlines Belly flop board room 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3604 They did say the new guy was eager to get started.... 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3605 I told you there'd be consequences to removing golden parachutes 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3606 This isn't what I had in mind when I said we needed someone who would make a big splash around here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3607 And that is how you make a splash on Wall Street. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3608 Well hello, Donny, it's just screw us, Donny! It's so nice to have you back from Kim Jong Un! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3609 The meeting begins in "3, 2, ..." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3610 He's on a whole new level. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3611 I did tell him to jump right in, but I think he took the swimming pool analogy a bit too far with a cannonball entrance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3612 Okay, that's the last time we fire someone in a meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3613 Just wanted to drop in. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3614 Little too much anti-depressants ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3615 Stock Price went through the roof after meeting his quarterly expectations. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3616 STOCKFALL!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3617 Flying by the seat of his pants. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3618 We've got to rise above our petty differences! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3619 Um, Jim, I don't think we need quite that much splash. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3620 Our shareholders no longer approve golden parachutes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3621 He's the new board member from the "activist" hedge fund. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3622 Think of the savings with this across the board raise. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3623 Just in time for my seat at the table. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3624 Ned's practicing parkour. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3625 The boss moaned, "I should have known you can't keep a good man down!" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3626 this works just as well getting a seat on the subway 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3627 I thought we'd given that guy a golden parachute. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3628 He's one of those guys from P. R. They're working on better passenger-ejection techniques. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3629 John takes the "bored" out of Board room" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3630 With his usual aplomb, Stanley bombs the interview! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3631 Jokes aside, the proper quote is, "Houston, we've had a problem here." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3632 Intern! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3633 Someone table my motion! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3634 I guess the re-branding campaign has launched 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3635 Let's not mention the season anymore while Brad's here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3636 Back in the day he was promised a golden parachute. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3637 That's the new guy from the temp pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3638 Another misfire. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3639 "Oh, I almost forgot---remember the bungee boss? Well, we'll be getting a cannonball h. r. director sometime today". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3640 All talk, no action. Said! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3641 Ops! This isn't the pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3642 He hates slides. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3643 I'm flying the Co-op! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3644 There he goes again! Flying by the seat of his pants in the tweet seat and he's going to want my opinion again! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3645 In this economy, his jump is higher than my expectations for this company. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3646 If this inspires you do dream more, I'm a leader. Kawabunga! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3647 I'm using my Musical Chairs Mulligan! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3648 If you're laying me off, I might as well go out with a slash. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3649 Before Jeremy flies in here, let's talk ab-- 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3650 Look up, you'll look great in the pen magazine. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3651 His hop is greater than his hype. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3652 He's gonna hit the ceiling, literally 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3653 In summary, Geronimo here will demonstrate what our projected profits are for next year. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3654 I suggested we play Marco, Polo, but he wouldn't listen. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3655 Ethan represents the X Games. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3656 Hadley! You're supposed to wait until he gets out of the chair! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3657 Apparently "cannonball" also describes our quarterly sales. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3658 I guess Tom's still upset that they canceled Summer Fridays. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3659 It's Webmaster to the rescue! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3660 Hey guys! I got it, except for landing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3661 This is NOT a diving board of directors! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3662 Bill responds to his 1000 twitter follower. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3663 He does this whenever he's not the center of attention. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3664 And now a report by our member from Geronimo Inc. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3665 Truly, flying through meetings! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3666 I'm not sure a third presentation warrants using the emergency ejection seat, Bob. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3667 Ready or not... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3668 Robert, I don't think you're being totally above-board with us about being late. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3669 I don't think the new Technology hire is going to work out. I asked him to set up a live stream for our meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3670 Now I know the company is in freefall! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3671 And one strong vote to table the motion. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3672 Here's a visual representation of how our stock is doing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3673 His swan dive isn't that great. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3674 Audit to the extreme! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3675 Greetings! I'm your new rep from Australia. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3676 An apocalyptic ending to the Board meeting of the Acme Swimming Pool Company. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3677 Sorry I'm late--I just flew in from Chicago! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3678 Cannonball on conference table = broken knees. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3679 Before moving on, let's take a bio break. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3680 bOY, THAT WAS SOME STRONG COFFEE. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3681 It's a big improvement over his diving stage. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3682 Frank always causes commotion when he drops into a meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3683 Sorry, another autonomous vehicle ejection. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3684 Welcome to the Board of Directors meeting at Yahoo. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3685 What's the rush? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3686 What makes you think it's a high-flying idea? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3687 When I say jump, Smithers really jumps. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3688 He LOVES to deep dive into data. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3689 Banzai!!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3690 When you come down off your high horse tell us how you really feel. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3691 Drat! With Smith gone, we don't even have a quorum. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3692 When we said we wanted to Cannonball into buisness... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3693 I'm sitting pretty. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3694 Oh no --the drone 's back ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3695 Angels angels I need your help (now). 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3696 His idea of board meeting is different than ours... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3697 I think he just read Ivanka Trump's new business guide. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3698 The boss told me to jump on this call. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3699 The sign said not to step in, well how else am I supposed to get inside? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3700 ... and then we slowly lower you into a vat of this Californian Cabernet, and leave you there until you agree it's superior to the French one. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3701 Red Bull gives you...gas? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3702 Office Pool Cannonball ! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3703 Now where are you going to apply for preschool again? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3704 Mexican food will do that to you every time. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3705 Every suit has its Joker. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3706 You said to jump right in if I had any good ideas. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3707 Yes, we're the Acme Pool Company but cannonballs at the board meeting are frowned upon 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3708 I think Paul is taking this irrational exuberance thing a bit too far. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3709 Let me jump in here, and tell you what I think. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3710 Yes, he went to Chipotle for lunch, again! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3711 Glad I wore my suit! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3712 I can do this! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3713 Heads-up! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3714 I'm just guessing that yelling 'Marco Polo' is a millennial strategy for calling the question. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3715 I present a motion to move this meeting poolside! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3716 Enough Board Room! Let's all go surfing! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3717 I'll have whatever app he's having. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3718 Somebody yield chair or...cannonball! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3719 Another case of career free fall. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3720 We've got to start an office pool for Bob's sake. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3721 It's tough to get seat at the table. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3722 I wanted to jump right in 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3723 May the 4th be with you all. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3724 Lunch: 240 Bean Soup 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3725 You said you needed those budget numbers in a hurry! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3726 Trump this! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3727 Simply evaluate performance and if needed press eject. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3728 'He's here to save health care.' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3729 There goes the glass ceiling! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3730 What's a moonshot? This! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3731 He always makes a splash 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3732 Say Jack,all that methane gas certainly adds to global warming. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3733 PowerPoint! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3734 As grandson of the corporation's founder, Irving felt that his exclusion from the board meeting called for a particularly memorable temper tantrum. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3735 If you won't give me a seat at the table, I'm outta here! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3736 That's what happens when you last name is Poole. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3737 But I read that microdosing at work would make us more productive! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3738 Alright, who spiked the coffee? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3739 Disruption! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3740 We got a preview of Harry's plan at the pool party. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3741 Sean suddenly remembers that he has two days of Naval Reserve duty. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3742 The thrill of victory. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3743 Manned drawn? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3744 My MBA class taught me to make a a good first impression. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3745 I hear the new guy is planning on making a big splash. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3746 Broken! Coffee thing dead! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3747 Ignore me. I'm just a fly on the wall. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3748 Sorry, the flight from Sydney was delayed... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3749 Another DropBox report! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3750 Falling into the Gap! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3751 OMG, what a hell is this! I was about to to away with murder but lately the truth has been revealed. The truth will always prevail. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3752 Hi, I'm the new floating secretary 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3753 Just think what this town would have been like if I'd never been born. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3754 Harry doesn't believe in open doors! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3755 Jason took off like a rocket! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3756 So, it's going to be a top-down reorganization? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3757 Look up to see who's back from worker's comp, baby! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3758 It looks like the new VP is trying to make a big splash in his first week. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3759 I'm practicing for the office pool party. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3760 He wanted to make a big splash. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3761 After being told to not bring a jack knife to meetings anymore, Greg substituted. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3762 Cannon balls don't trump the music's end 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3763 Just thought I'd drop in to this meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3764 He jumped from top of his porch to make the meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3765 Media coverage was cancelled, Perkins. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3766 Terrance these presentations are getting out of hand. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3767 He thinks he's Donald Trump 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3768 If I don’t bring this board to a buy-in It won’t be ‘cause I’m not tryin’, And I don’t want retorts to my quarterly reports, ‘Cause I swear that the numbers ain’t lyin! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3769 In honor of our current Presidential Administration, I call this a BANNON-BALL! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3770 Another higher level corporate strategist from headquarters? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3771 Tired of corporate life, Jim makes his latest attempt and getting fired. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3772 He's from the office pool 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3773 Go ahead Dan- leap right in!!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3774 and we thought he was going to be late 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3775 Jim has always been an idea disrupter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3776 Someone needs to explain to Johnson what a high risk pool is. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3777 Did the safety pin work? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3778 Spring Break Fridays are the worst. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3779 Safe to say Rocky is doing blow again ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3780 Looks like someone forgot to get his Jumping Frenchman Disease shot this season. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3781 Bam!! Boffo idea for a new cooking show! Now let's kick it up a notch! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3782 Bombs away 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3783 Did no one inform him about pool attire regulations? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3784 This is the way you enter a room in Niagara Falls! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3785 I didn't realize the consultants literally parachuted in 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3786 Severance! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3787 It's the gas! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3788 Everyone into the office pool!!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3789 I was asked to catapult into the problem. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3790 Is this our new toupe test? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3791 Who will second that motion? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3792 i said, what this committee needs is a BALL breaker! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3793 The pool party's over, Brad. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3794 Coming in for a landing! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3795 Someone really needs to stop Dave from ordering those Unicorn Frappucinos before meetings. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3796 The true meaning of "above all." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3797 George always did like making a dramatic entrance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3798 I was told to oversee the meeting. under I was told to overview the meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3799 Jason, stop complaining or you'll go up next. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3800 My life coach says I'm not getting enough attention at work. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3801 Thanks, Jim, you may go. Members of the committee, let us now reconsider the purchase of a new hovercraft. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3802 No Murphy, I'm not ALWAYS!!! on your back. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3803 As the airman I say we put the matter to a vote! All in favor..... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3804 Hey, look! It's Trump's new FBI Director! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3805 There's always room for Hello. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3806 He just got the James Comey account. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3807 Who took my chair? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3808 Jim seems to be tired of these bored meetings 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3809 I'll be your whatever you want, the bong in this reggae song. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3810 Our new partner from Finland. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3811 Poor Yorick, I knew him once 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3812 They cut the golden parachutes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3813 That type of attitude will land you straight in the White House! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3814 Great potential energy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3815 He won't stop talking about his new 'hanging desk.' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3816 Bigly new FBI Director, From Russia with Love 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3817 Hey, where is my chair; are you planning to fire me? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3818 He's diving right in to the project...specifically a cannon ball. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3819 Yippee, skippy! Now that we know Chelsea knows the alphabet and can form words, let's ramp up her face time! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3820 Did I hear someone say, "Get me a new FBI director?" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3821 "Cannonball Adderley he's not". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3822 Now that's what I call a fart~~~!!!!!!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3823 Everyone, I'd like you to meet Bob, who promises to make a big splash with our new ad campaign. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3824 your killing me smalls 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3825 Quick, someone give him a golden parachute! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3826 He's making a real splash with his presentation. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3827 Starbucks is running a special promotion. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3828 He's practicing how to get over the wall. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3829 Looks as tho Lary is about to drop another "F-bomb". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3830 And never you know who it's going to happen to next - that's half the fun. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3831 It's come to this: cannonball consensus building. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3832 If it hadn't been for family connections "Cannonball" would not be on the board. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3833 I think Stevens is going to wind up in over his head. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3834 2007! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3835 The secretarial pool is next door. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3836 He used to be with Ringling Brothers 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3837 Yes, Kurt, we're moving forward with leaps and bounds. We get it. Very funny. I think you're going a bit over-board. Does the Board agree? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3838 Pizza's here! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3839 Brace yourself for some less-than-nuanced input from Jones. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3840 Type A bomb. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3841 We bounced him for poor performance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3842 Board Diving 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3843 Seth, crashing the meeting again, we need a lock. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3844 Man overboard!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3845 I've got another brain storm. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3846 There's nothing golden about that parachute. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3847 Usually the aspiring do back flips 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3848 I love it when everybody looks at me. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3849 Tom's back from Acapulco! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3850 Sorry I'm late. I had the plane drop me off on the way to the airport 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3851 She elevated herself when we didn't offer her a seat at the table. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3852 Hold my call - CANNONBALL! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3853 And this CrossFit move is called Knees-to-Chin. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3854 Guys, I've got intel from Mars. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3855 Derek was always high-impact in the boardroom. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3856 #divingboardmeating #notsoboardroom 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3857 The men's room isn't working properly." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3858 Last one in the office pool is a rotten egg. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3859 Gotta get deep, Geronimo! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3860 I was thrown off a flight for squatting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3861 I don't think Bill undersatnds how the bonus pool works... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3862 Sorry I'm late. I'll just jump right in. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3863 Bob's always on top of things. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3864 Livening up a bored meeting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3865 He does this every time we pool our interests. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3866 His schussing is fine, but he needs to learn how to turn. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3867 Not available in coach. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3868 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3869 Don't worry about Melvin. He's always been a luftmensch. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3870 When we told him to "take a dive," this isn't what we meant. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3871 Hi everyone! I've been sent in from the disruption lab. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3872 I think Alex took it a little too seriously when he was asked to join the office pool. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3873 And next on the Board agenda is the CEO presenting his golden parachute proposal. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3874 Well, we know who isn't the smartest guy in the room. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3875 He's exercising his authority. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3876 What d'ya say we just forget the agenda and bounce around for a bit? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3877 Why the drama? Just say "You're fired!" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3878 Damn it, Cannonball, can't you think of another way to come into a meeting? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3879 I can't tell if it is Trump's rhetoric or his new trainers that have made dive bombing our presentations more dramatic... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3880 We are field testing our new flying chair. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3881 He's from flyover country 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3882 Already having a bad day, Frank had no idea what would hit him next 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3883 What's Adderall? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3884 FOOOOUR !!!!!!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3885 Whoa! What happened to the typing pool? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3886 This might have a happier ending if there was a chair. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3887 Life at work when you hire a professional swimmer...cannonball!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3888 Ritalan Roger's the name; making money's the game. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3889 I want to really piggyback off that. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3890 Did I leave the stove on? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3891 It's our latest creation. Goes 5 miles without refueling. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3892 To hell with saving money, no more pork and beans for these meetings. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3893 Is it too late to recall Andre's spring collection? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3894 Disruptive innovation! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3895 Ralph still thinks "impact" is a verb. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3896 Enough with the cannonballs, Marty...get yourself a chair 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3897 This investment looks so good, Adams is bailing in! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3898 You should have seen the traffic out there! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3899 Lance has been dating Katie Holmes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3900 Benson had never let Daylight Savings time truly beat him, and this year would be no exception. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3901 They're dropping like flies around here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3902 This is why we don’t video conference. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3903 This is how I plan on making a big splash at TED talks this year. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3904 He used to dive right into these meetings...now it's the cannonball. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3905 This most definitely not 'La La Land!' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3906 Yes, Feldman, we WANT you on that wall, we NEED you on that wall. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3907 Yeah........I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3908 He had never heard of being the conference room piñata. He made a mental to bring lots of candy to put in his pockets next time. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
3909 I'm not sure ninja marketing is right for us. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
3910 I never thought that the boss would eject someone who disagreed with ...Trump yes, but the boss? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3911 I.P.Oooooooooooooo! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3912 He looks after our underwater investments. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3913 Perhaps you can appreciate why I keep agitating for a standing desk. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3914 Look, it's a bird, it's a plane. . .it's Super Accountant! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3915 He has no chance of winning American Ninja Warrior 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3916 Our companies rates are plummeting. Here let me show you! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3917 It was adult swim at the secretarial pool. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3918 If one more meeting try to stop me It's gon' be some cannonballs in ya lobby, huh huh 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
3919 While everyone else dove into the tasks at hand, JD had to be a show off and do a Cannonball. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3920 Steve the Office Bug needs have a few kinks worked out. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3921 The new guy did say he would make quite a splash. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3922 The computers aren't the only thing crashing around here 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3923 Remind Me To Never Hire Another Ski Jumper 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3924 Coffee cannonball ! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3925 Bouncing a new idea off the table 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3926 Disruption isn't just a buzzword with him. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3927 "So you came from the second star to the right and straight on to morning... well, you're late! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3928 The app is frozen in 'Hover' mode. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3929 I love to laugh, too. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3930 Jonathon, a competitive wrestler in college, will be dropping in this morning, to present his idea for our new Pharma drug account, "Relaxall". A new anti-anxiety medication. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3931 And now I'd like to introduce Jack Flash, the newest member of the team. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3932 "Next he will try a back double somersault". 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3933 Ringley Bros.' alum introduces Trampoline Table 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3934 It's the new self-starting Executive Chair 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3935 Wow! That toot was a hoot! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3936 Lost chapter! Art of the Deal! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3937 The meeting is over... Jump for joy! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3938 George was later surprised to find that his high impact cannonball did not accelerate his rise within the company. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3939 A simple chart would have been sufficient to dramatize your sales progress Marvin 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3940 Welp! They went and fired Robinson. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3941 Would someone please get that man a chair? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3942 In Coming...Watch out below! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3943 Jim's been listening to Miley Cyrus again, hasn't he? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3944 We should have never pooled our resources. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3945 Not again, his Guac was a success!!! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3946 The inaugural meeting of the "joint action against hypnotists" started badly. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3947 The Olympics were last year, Ed 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3948 Staff Notice at Literal Doings, Inc. Board Meeting Tomorrow -- Kindly be ready to jump right in. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3949 It was just like Drew to want to make a big splash at work. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3950 Piffle's last day. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3951 Heads up! I'm out of the box and bringing it to the table. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
3952 Sorry, too much caffeine. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3953 Guess who's getting laid tonight! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3954 Feel free to jump in, Dave 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3955 Apparently word of our decision to award bonuses has Jenkins's full approval! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3956 Ray's trying the cannonball option after federal cuts to the transportation system. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3957 Ladies and gentlemen take my advice. Pull down your trousers and slide on the ice. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3958 Cool, now put him in reverse. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3959 His attempts to jump up the corporate ladder are becoming tiresome. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3960 Sorry I was delayed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3961 No one puts Open Rates in a corner! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3962 The Chairman said "frog". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3963 That is a great cannonball. Pay up. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3964 No, we can make a "high risk pool" sound like fun. You know, "everyone in! Cannonball!" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3965 He's trying to splash water on all of us. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3966 Looks like Geronimo meets Custer's Last Stand. He never learns! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3967 I thought since we "take a dive" so often that I'd mix it up. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3968 Sorry to drop the bomb at you, guys 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3969 Oh! I thought this was the Steno Pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3970 Sorry, dad. I thought you meant a Hover Board Meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3971 Phil decided to dive right into the discussion. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3972 Jim's enthusiasm belied a serious dissatisfaction with corporate life. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3973 We know your cannonball is great. Now show us a swan dive. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3974 He's taking way too much adderall. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3975 TURN DOWN FOR WHAT lol I like rap music. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3976 He predicted profits would be up. So now prophets are up? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3977 Pike you jerk--points off for cannonball 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3978 I warned you the SEC was hovering 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3979 I heard he was fired by his last employer. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3980 I figured you didn't want to see any more dives in our numbers this quarter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3981 Gone with the wind. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3982 I think his brother has a better vertical leap. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3983 Bill, if you want to make a big splash with Management, try taking the minutes instead... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3984 He likes to do things on the fly. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3985 I will not allow you members to table this resolution. We have come too far to turn back. We must fly to Mars. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3986 Hendley's motion to adjourn is duly noted. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3987 Thanks for saving a place for me at your table. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3988 Get a good Boomerang! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3989 I suppose I do have a captivating personality. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3990 Now we'll hear from George about the golden parachute proposal... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3991 We've signed a new contract with Canon...ball! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3992 Stop! This is not Syria! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3993 I appreciate our foreign colleague's understanding of "rounding up" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3994 But I got him INTO the White House! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3995 During the reading of the minutes Derek liked to cannonball into the boardroom. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3996 No one expects the Spanish Cannonball! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3997 Ok, no more coffee for this guy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3998 Sit still and fade. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3999 I told him to be prepared to "jump in". So much for Capital Hill protocol! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4000 I guess the glass ceiling's effects are farther reaching than we anticipated. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4001 I see Emma Allen is joining us. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4002 When JP gives someone the boot, he really puts his foot into it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4003 Benjamin, took too many microeconomic courses and not enough English which would explain the use of the idiomatic phrase, "jump on it". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4004 There he goes again, too ready for work. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4005 Harry said his new IPO was going to make a big splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4006 CK asked me to parachute in to marketing this week. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4007 Jim's fateful cannonball could have been avoided if he wasn't told there was an office pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4008 oh geez, I there goes the last agency director. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4009 You said drop in anytime I was in the neighborhood. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4010 Well, they said he was a high-flying executive. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4011 Good, a whacked entrance often means jacked earnings. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4012 Dang! I knew there would be drawbacks to the free gym memberships. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4013 Rob told me to go ahead and jump in on this meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4014 Our auditor is dropping in today. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4015 These Geronimo School of Business grads sure make a splash! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4016 Poor guy. The downsizing policy is getting more stringent all the time. Now, when they let you go around, company policy promises a landing spot. But to get a golden parachute you have to be a Managing Partner. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4017 Our junior associates are Millennials. You can't just tell them to drop by anytime. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4018 Sorry, I've not quite got over my flight to the space station last week. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4019 It's Martin's way of taking the bored out of the Board room. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4020 "Oh, God...I forgot to tell "Cannon Ball"about the meeting.... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4021 My mother always called me superman! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4022 Hanson, that's quite enough about your antigravity propulsions system Exxon remains our client. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4023 This is his version of reply all. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4024 Jack's career as an M&A attorney was short-lived, in large part because he was operating under the misimpression that the "C" in C-corp stood for "cannonball" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4025 For God's sake, Simmons, this is the corporate *talent* pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4026 It's a new game called Angry Board members! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4027 So let's dive in with Fred from accounting 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4028 If it's a skin condition, you're smart to stay with mud packs. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4029 He ran out of vacation days. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4030 Maybe we need to rethink this report 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4031 I don't think there's any doubt that you can do a great 'cannonball, Pierce. But I asked you about sales in your region. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4032 He's just seen Trump's latest tweet. Can't tell if he's doing a cannonball or getting ready to duck and cover. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4033 He just got his shot against Viral lucky him. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4034 Next up, we'll be hearing the pitch from Human Canon, LLC 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4035 Sometimes you just can't tell if Cranston is coming or going. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4036 I guess the secretarial pool was closed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4037 It appears the invisible man who controls these meetings has cannon-balled your position 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4038 My intern will now make the presentation regarding our possible acquisition of the Cannonball Trucking Company. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4039 I thought my tie would keep me grounded ! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4040 Sorry I'm late. Just flew in from the coast. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4041 Sure we admire the level of commitment, Harry....but that "Geronimo!" stuff, that's just unacceptably culturally appropriative. Once you land, please go see Ted down in HR! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4042 Hi. I'm the spirit of profitable bankruptcies. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4043 Thought I'd drop in to see how the negotiations are getting on. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4044 Never thought I'd say this Barney, but can't we just get some of those Gen X kids back in here? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4045 Can I just jump in with something here? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4046 They're still working out some of the Kitty Hawk Flyer parking kinks 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4047 Frank was ranked last on his diving team. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4048 Last one into the risk pool's a rotten egg!" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4049 And then Mary Poppins flew up into the air ... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4050 So, this is the company's new security system? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4051 Now that's a product launch. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4052 Please, not another newbie trying to make a big splash! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4053 Consider this is a hostile takeover! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4054 Here's what I think about your Executive Stock Option Pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4055 I have a lot of weight on this issue. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4056 A pro from Dover summoned when the problem became too complex for ordinary solutions. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4057 It's virtual reality. No coffee spills. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4058 Carl will now interpret the fourth quarter numbers. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4059 Who told him that he could join the office pool? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4060 Trump-ball!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4061 I don't think Johnson's coffee mug is big enough... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4062 The CEO started the meeting straight with dropping the bomb. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4063 Gives "taking a flyer" new meaning, eh, Chadwick? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4064 My apologies, I normally work from home and we've just had a new pool put in... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4065 Two doors over, Ethan. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4066 SORRY FOR DROPPING IN AT THE LAST MINUTE. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4067 Mid-Management FORE! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4068 Woohoo!! The Mets won!!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4069 Ted's enthusiasm for meetings was not shared by anyone. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4070 Irrational exuberance, run amok! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4071 It won't go over well, but come on, let's go for it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4072 Hate it, when the boss's 'big splash event' is so badly misinterpreted. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4073 Why can't we eat a half hour before board meetings ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4074 Nothing takes the edge off boardroom tedium quite like psychedelic mushrooms. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4075 Cannon his wall! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4076 "I second that motion". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4077 Feel free to jump in with any comments 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4078 He's going to rock his performance review this year. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4079 Eat your heart out, Tom Cruise! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4080 Hey dad school ended early 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4081 Leaning in via cannonball 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4082 Greg, how many times do we have to tell you that there is never a good time to literally throw yourself into your work? Save the cannonballs for community pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4083 Ever since Bob got that Trampo-chair, these meetings have been hell. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4084 Jumping Jack's got cash, yes, yes, yes. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4085 I've asked Johnson to do a deep dive into this issue. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4086 Decision-making is really speeding up. They used to parachute people from corporate. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4087 Pretend I'm our stock prices. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4088 Remove my chair, did you! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4089 Frank Underwood is back, folks! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4090 You have me to thank for the head's up 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4091 Nike’s really outdone themselves this time. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4092 Geroni... Hey! Where did the water go? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4093 Geronimo! This is my resolution to what has become a "bored meeting" rather than a "board meeting". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4094 Actually, "office pool" is slang for a type of pari-mutuel betting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4095 after failing the Olympic trials -he tried jumping into the corporate world 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4096 When does this stuff take effect? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4097 I guess I'm in the hot seat for last quarter's loss. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4098 Now, arising out of the minutes. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4099 Bob finally made the jump to higher management. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4100 H.R. told me to just jump in 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4101 Watching the Sully movie has had a significant impact on his need for recognition and respect at these board meetings 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4102 Boardroom cannonball! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4103 Ralph's a big fan of the new expresso machine. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4104 Follow the bouncing boss. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4105 Gibson, I don't think vertical market means what you think it does. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4106 Drone delivery! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4107 Alter ego to the rescue! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4108 We have an eccentric speaker joining us...oh, here he is now. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4109 This is not quite what I meant when I asked to diversify the board. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4110 I'd like you all to give a big welcome to Bode Miller. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4111 This is me pulling the rip cord on my "invisible" reverse parachute, suckas! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4112 We need to stop encouraging the interns to, 'make a splash.' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4113 We ask you to keep a lid on this, and Harold's brought the lid. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4114 Mike drop! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4115 CANNONBALL,! "CANNONBALL!!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4116 All he wanted was a pool party. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4117 We need to act out of the box. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4118 Wow! Those Mexican beans really do jump. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4119 Trump, Donald. "The Art of the Deal." Chapter 6: Management Techniques. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4120 'Sorry...wind tunnel effect." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4121 If you are expecting a crash in the stock market, Mr.Anderson, just say so. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4122 That's why they call him the "Cannonball CEO." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4123 "Harry I told you to practice your Quidditch match skills at home. We have jobs now." - Ron Weasley, Ministry of Magic 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4124 Once again Evans demonstrates his dissatisfaction with the labor pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4125 I'm pretty certain the memo said we were meeting to bounce around ideas we liked about managing... money. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4126 A new candidate for the advertising pool? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4127 Interpretive dance to introduce your fall quarter analysis? Okay people, you can use PowerPoint again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4128 There's a floating rate note that's a gas! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4129 Now joining the meeting by cannonball: Enrique in Puerto Vallarta. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4130 Staff meeting to the EXTREME! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4131 I'm suffering from a fundamental sense of dislocation. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4132 And you all remember Thad, the marketing manager of our pool division. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4133 I've tapped into my inner life force. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4134 I thought I selected the bedroom option not the Board room. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4135 Let's parachute in the REAL expert. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4136 Yee-haw—we got medical insurance! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4137 It's spring break. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4138 Sorry, I'm late. My flight out of Tucson was delayed. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4139 He didn't believe me when I said the "skys the limit". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4140 Just ignore him. He's trying to break the glass ceiling again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4141 That's Oscar from the temp pool. Always trying to make a splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4142 Fellow board members: another successful, leveraged "bye"out is a done deal; I am out of here! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4143 I vote we go with the Van Halen theme for the commercial. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4144 Winging his first SPLASH! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4145 We're discussing the bonus pool Hendricks. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4146 He yelled “Jump, biotch!” And I did. Then I realized he was waiting for my feet to hit the ground before yelling “You’re fired!” So here I am. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4147 With the deal going south, Ralph knew he had to make a splash 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4148 This is what happens when you think you're head and shoulders above the rest.... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4149 I'd like to jump ahead to the next item on the agenda 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4150 Cannon ball!" "Oh, Jim, not again! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4151 Prunes. And hemorrhoids. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4152 Unfortunately, revenue is showing signs of returning to Earth. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4153 Merger! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4154 Oops! Not the steno pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4155 Is the devil on my right shoulder, or on your left shoulder? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4156 "Cannonball" is fired-up again! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4157 Larry, that's not what we mean by disruption. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4158 I thought we asked for a ban on calls. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4159 The next agenda item is how to achieve effective oversight of our accounting practices. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4160 Hi, I was just catapulted from the first generation of a self-flying copter. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4161 The Aston Martin boardroom. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4162 Here comes 'Jumpin' Jack Crash' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4163 He always did talk about making a splash at these meetings 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4164 Now if you turn to page 3 we will dive into our quarterly report. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4165 I've heard of flying squirrels but this is ridiculous. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4166 Well, we're all board, arent we? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4167 This is only the think tank; you should see what he did to the secretarial pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4168 I was only expecting a raise - but a corner office - WOW! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4169 This is how he faces his problems, dramatic entrances. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4170 I take it you are not Jack Knife? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4171 Not a CORPORATE competitive advantage. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4172 The wizards send messages by Al. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4173 In the fourth quarter, expect interest rates as high as I am. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4174 This is what happens when you elect a former Olympic broad jumper to the board. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4175 Start the meeting. your alpha guy is here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4176 So you can tell my next job how I think outside of the box. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4177 He is the definition of 'extra'. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4178 IT'S NOT A POOL TABLE GEORGE! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4179 Dont think about ppl wat they think about you may be they dnt hv other work to judge you 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4180 Kenney always like to make a big splash at these meetings. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4181 would someone get Hafernik a chair! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4182 Jones. Nice of you to drop in. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4183 Move away, your stocks are going down! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4184 I find these parties so boring and predictable. Don't you? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4185 Scotty I said bed room not board room 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4186 Bob Beamon's grandson. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4187 Another case of grunt force trauma 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4188 Trump Guy; No chair and loving it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4189 Is there gum on my shoe? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4190 This 'leading by example' culture is getting out of hand. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4191 Have you met the new President of the Spring Board? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4192 After "Drain the Swamp" was chosen over Bill's "Cannonball the Corrupt," he exacted his revenge on the rest of the Trump advisory team. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4193 I guarantee this trick will get the deal! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4194 It's those avocados he eats! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4195 As a former long jump and high jump champion, when asked to jump Roger didn't need to ask how high. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4196 Insider trading is frowned on so stop that FLY ON THE WALL act. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4197 I hope the new glass ceiling is part of next quarters budget. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4198 When I was 'kicked upstairs,' I fractured my coccyx' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4199 Bill is testing out our new line of formal swimwear... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4200 Here comes the splash in our new emerging market! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4201 Let's make some waves in the corporate pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4202 We had formed an emergency with Fred to discuss his dramatic entrances. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4203 Da da da dat da, dat da da da, da ya da, da da dat dat da ya da! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4204 So none of you has ever had explosive farts before? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4205 Drew too light again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4206 Do we have guidelines for the firm's internship program? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4207 Here's our new incoming board member. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4208 The Uber board member would describe their CEO's behavior as, 'toxic.' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4209 With full abandon, the overzealous intern jumped in with both feet. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4210 It's Jenkins, going overboard again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4211 Justice Gorsuch! Stop opening the door for Trump! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4212 Our junior brokers get really competitive about getting their share of the bonus pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4213 Maxwell, keep trying but you`re not a high achiever. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4214 Sometimes it seems Fred tries too hard to make a big splash! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4215 He likes to lean in hard. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4216 Quick! Another chair. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4217 Tom, you bloody fool! I said enter through the normal door. You're stuck above the glass ceiling. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4218 Just think of me as a fly on the wall. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4219 Jump right in if your idea is to make a splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4220 It's a bombshell of a proposal. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4221 Blue sky thinking! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4222 Harvey always made a greater splash pooling information in conferences. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4223 Last quarter's dismal numbers even brought marketing down to earth. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4224 CONFERENCE CALL!!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4225 It's Bill's crazy way of objecting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4226 no... I said, "do handover the ball" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4227 He's used to working from home. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4228 I dive right into my work. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4229 I'm here for the jumpy castle meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4230 ITS A DAMN EXPRESSION TRY THIS .. WHEN I SAY YOU'RE FIRED YOU SAY OUCH! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4231 Jimmy just couldn't take being told once more that he had bombed the presentation. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4232 This is Channel One. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4233 My vote? Cannon Bail!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4234 Mr. Trump would like to float a loan. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4235 Will some one please get Peter Parker a chair! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4236 I'm wuz up! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4237 Oops, sorry. The schuss-boomer meeting must be next door. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4238 Pssst, dude... I said rest, ice, compression and elevation was for concussion management not production management. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4239 Ajax Energy Drink CEO Benson reveals the marketing projections for their latest beverage…Levitation. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4240 He always does this after cornering the market on another orphan drug and quadrupling the price. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4241 So how did you two let yourselves get roped into this thing? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4242 I'd like to introduce the newest member of our team "Cannonball Reilly". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4243 Well, Drew, juat jump in anywhere... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4244 Well, let's dive right into it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4245 He always does that when we get a new coffee machine. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4246 Jones will now give the report on our Aspen property. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4247 Henry is always ready to jump in on a meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4248 I'm starting to understand how I managed to steal Smith's "Up and Coming" Exec so easily. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4249 Here comes the new consultant! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4250 Well that's one way to enter a room. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4251 I just got kicked out of the corner office. We are all fired! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4252 I just flew back from La La Land and learned a new way to oversee the independent committee! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4253 If only there was a way we could deep dive into more business jargon. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4254 I said, "Leapin' lizards!" not "leap in Leonard! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4255 You're all too damn boring! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4256 As usual, we'll begin with Jenkins presenting the minutes of our last meeting through interpretive dance. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4257 The ALS Challenge is a little different this year. You stay in the bucket until we agree on how much you are donating. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4258 I believe Mike has made some significant advances in whoopee cushion design. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4259 Guess who just won the lottery?! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4260 He's the chairman's kid. Wants us to see him as a team player. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4261 He's resigning! So we won't even have to impeach him. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4262 Johnny insisted we meet here at the Bellagio. So go tuck yourself. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4263 Qualifying for the board of Int'l Diving Association board of judges 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4264 Joel-did he say 'how high'? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4265 Dr. Spring has sprung. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4266 LOL Force jump, bitch 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4267 Jerome, Geronimo isn't appropriate for a crash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4268 It's that new compliance director. He's always droning on about something. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4269 The Board of Acme Cannons was impressed by Larry's solution to the ball shortage. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4270 He did say he was going to drop in! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4271 He just flew in from Washington visiting Capital Hill. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4272 Making a splash on my very first day! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4273 So, our banner year was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Ponzi 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4274 Race to the bottom with me! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4275 This is NOT the Secretarial Pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4276 This one's for the team. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4277 I guess Doug heard about this year's bonus pool 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4278 Barney, always one to make a grand entrance. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4279 You want disruptive entrepreneurship? You got it! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4280 Spring Cleaning 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4281 I see special warrants are getting exercised as we speak 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4282 Rowan, your proposal will never fly. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4283 ''I had beans for lunch." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4284 Duggan is back from Australia. Let's hear him out. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4285 That was "table the discussion," not "table the the chairman. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4286 I would have been here earlier but I ran out of anti-gravity. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4287 Look's like he forgot his golden parachute. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4288 He's been reading that new management book "Cannonball In". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4289 He's always looking to make a big splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4290 Quick...I need another double espresso! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4291 Yes that's right, running off with Sabrina is more fun than staying here! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4292 Can Craft hover? We'll see. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4293 And now, Perkins will lead our Motivational Seminar. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4294 Joining the office pool--conceptional fail 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4295 I'm trying to get a helicopter view of your proposal. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4296 Earnings-call! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4297 Who says I can't make an impression on the trustees! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4298 How was your trip to southern California? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4299 As part of our work-life balance initiative, we're excited to announce our new intra-office transportation system. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4300 It 's just an EVENING at the aquarium, not the whole night. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4301 Overhaul! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4302 Being a human drone has allowed me to see your scurrilous doodles, Harrison 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4303 I hear if I'm higher I will get a better reception. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4304 Unfortunately, the sales of our Executive Drone have been coming down . 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4305 Jumping into the corporate world today takes moxie my friend. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4306 Donald's ascent to the highest levels of management was both unexpected and calamitous. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4307 Oh, look, everybody, here comes Jared ... again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4308 Well technically this gallery IS under water. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4309 HE'S ALWAYS UP IN THE AIR OVER OUR AGENDA ! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4310 Bill's carpooling is beginning to affect his work performance. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4311 I'm off the board. I won Lotto!!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4312 I'm ready to dive into this unpaid internship! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4313 He's in the vanpool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4314 John, when I told you to be more assertive and to jump into meetings, this is not what I meant. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4315 He's really taking this 'lean in' thing a bit too seriously. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4316 Our project is about to pass another hurdle! Get it? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4317 Williams will be representing the Flubber Division at today's board meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4318 The Smithsonian is here for a workaday portrait. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4319 I don't like yes men, but I do employ an anti-no man. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4320 SEAN FINALLY GOT HIS WALKING PAPERS FROM TRUMP ! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4321 The government's gone! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4322 Chuck's canonballing the agenda again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4323 OOOPS! I thought this was the Secretarial Pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4324 Yes, you're very good at business, Ted. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4325 I just read the male rebuttal to Lean In. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4326 Jump for Jesus. Otherwise, what you're postalizing will add weight, not take it away. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4327 I'm falling out of the sky into a meeting already in progress. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4328 It's Jerry Onamo from accounting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4329 Allow me to plunge right into the office pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4330 Dave finally succeeded starting our WAR room meeting with a cannonball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4331 You said to drop in any time. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4332 You guys can cut whatever you want -- but not my vitals. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4333 Is that Hal's idea of jump starting the project? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4334 I said we need a disruptive innovation – not invasion. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4335 Let's hire him! He'll bring us a windfall. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4336 I hate the canon ball entrance! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4337 At least one of us is making progress. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4338 ... and I was the very first motivational speaker to nab a spot on 'America's Got Talent!' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4339 Cannonballs are not a pre-existing condition, Davis. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4340 It became immediately obvious that Davis was the newest member of the Winter IOC 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4341 Last one done with quartrely reports is a rotten egg! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4342 He's just spitting in a wishing well. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4343 What if I told you it's not alcohol, it's ginger ale? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4344 It appears the employees have rejected the new compensation package! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4345 Okay, who left the smoke from a hot glue stick trapped in the microwave, again? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4346 You know it's a good idea if Bobby jumps! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4347 I hear he's a seven sigma black belt 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4348 Whew! Almost late for the meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4349 This high or you're out of my cabinet 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4350 The international intern didn't understand my office pool explanation. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4351 What a fun way to say the economy is tanking. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4352 i'm a jumping jack flash 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4353 The spring board meet's across the hall. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4354 Mr. Cruise, a little decorum, please! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4355 Okay, Harvey. You can let me down now. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4356 This business is really taking a leap forward. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4357 Wake up, people! It's Parkour Day! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4358 I'm still in vacation mode. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4359 Marketing is always trying to make a splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4360 The new guy really went off the deep end 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4361 I'm sorry. You were the only sensible people left, and we couldn't have that. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4362 Sorry, joining late, I am remote today using the hologram, which is still buggy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4363 Just turn it around! We're the ones falling on him. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4364 Welcome Ivanka and Jared. Kind of you and Jared to take your father's place at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. It will be my pleasure to assist with your utensils. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4365 It's noted the bored room . . . . 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4366 Allahu Akbar! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4367 No ideas are bad ideas here, right? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4368 You're lofty ideas are way above us. Come back down to Earth, man. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4369 Introducing our newest product - the human drone. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4370 Welcome to SplashTown Inc. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4371 Candidate pool party! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4372 Why did you tell him he couldn't bring his fidget cube to the meeting? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4373 Someone's going to have to tell him this isn't a swimming pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4374 Mr. Phelps! That is NOT what I meant when I told you to dive right in! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4375 I always try to make a big splash when entering a room. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4376 We can all see you, Mike Pence. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4377 The cannonball causes quite the splash in a pool. Not likely to have the same effect here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4378 Great. Another new guy trying to make a big splash at his 1st meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4379 And 10,000 steps. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4380 When you don't understand. That when you do a cannon ball, it doesn't actually explode. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4381 We're looking for a more 'down to earth' approach. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4382 I asked you to take one for our troubled company only as a metaphor. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4383 You know, Barry could have just told us we bombed on last month's sales. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4384 Metaphor? Try Meta-five. Cannonball! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4385 I'm all in with the new marketing plan. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4386 Action item! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4387 It's a new animation on PowerPoint presentations! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4388 Oh, that's just Norman getting carried away again by his new brainstorm. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4389 It looks like Burt is taking his nickname seriously! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4390 So how do like this for disruptive....?! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4391 Vox wrote an explainer about this. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4392 He's celebrating Trump's Triple Crown victory. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4393 Can I join the SCRUM?!? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4394 Watch out Conway, I'm coming to get you! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4395 Apparently I mis-spoke: he's going to take a cannonball to this corporate structure. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4396 I said we needed to make a splash in the coming quarter, but a thunder ball into coffee cups wasn't what I was thinking, Jason. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4397 Proper form is of utmost importance to any golden parachutist. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4398 I hope this distraction works. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4399 This Board has always been, more or less, a rubber stamp group. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4400 They told me to dive right in. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4401 Jacks getting a head start on Pyeongchang. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4402 I'm sorry, but what you call being an attention whore, I call creative disruption. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4403 He thinks our ad campaign is all wet. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4404 Look, we all miss having a secretarial pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4405 Sorry i'm late, cannonball! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4406 Quick, someone light a match! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4407 It's okay, Engle, it's totally ergonomic and cardiac-specific! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4408 I've requested Smith’s input on restructuring the Board. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4409 And while we're at it, let's review the drug testing policy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4410 So, looks like you're headed to the Easr River after the show. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4411 Are there any other dissenting opinions? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4412 Last one in is contributing to a global economic downturn! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4413 Don't mind Bob, he just finished reading Sheryl Sandberg's new book, "Leap In".... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4414 Here comes the Superman, who might help us on the global warming issue!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4415 I'll leap my way to the top if I have to! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4416 The blowback is getting worse. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4417 He was nominated from the ceiling. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4418 This wine looks good today. Only a few more hours of stomping and then you can rest. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4419 Process served! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4420 Hes "He's on more than protein powder. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4421 I heard John got demoted, and will be coming to this floor soo...n 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4422 Jack is so nimble he qualified in the Olympic high jump. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4423 I warned you not to pull a stunt like this again! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4424 Diving-Boardrooms 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4425 We should have known Spicer would snap sooner or later 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4426 I think this new guy's going to make a big splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4427 What happens when a man reads "Lead In". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4428 Who let him join the office pool? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4429 Look who's back from vacation! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4430 I knew he was too young to be CEO. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4431 Meeting minutes re: The Newby. This Board of Directors will soon curb his enthusiasm. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4432 OOOPS! I thought this was the Secretarial Pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4433 Yelling "I've got ants in my pants!", Bill's attempt to energize the staff meeting fails YUUUGE. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4434 There's Smithers dropping in late again 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4435 Damnit Neil, I said "conference call"! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4436 I flew to get here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4437 How many times do we have to tell him to dive into the meeting with his chair? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4438 Put a smile on your faces! I find your gravity distressing and I won't let it bring me down. Smile! Smile! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4439 Yes! I am farting helium! Yes! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4440 I told you I can plunge right in! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4441 Joe always makes a big splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4442 Suddenly, middle management discovered the executive penthouse had a diving board. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4443 Johnson, being one who takes things quite literally, accepted the invitation to drop in on the company meeting. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4444 These new allegations are driving me up the wall I tell ya! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4445 Hip-Hop Musical Chairs 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4446 the "creative destruction" of capitalism on its way! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4447 Does he do that every time he come to the meeting 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4448 Where's a golden parachute when you need one? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4449 I was told to hop on down to the writers pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4450 We're here to discuss the conference room desk budget aga-- 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4451 We finally agree on something Rosie. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4452 I'm the new consultant. Am I late? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4453 "H's REALLY 'kicked downstairs'. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4454 H.R. said that I need to find a new way to connect with my coworkers. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4455 Yippee! I've acquired business language skills! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4456 Jenkins will now demonstrate the first phase of our new disruptive business model, "the cannonball". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4457 Someone's been watching too much wrestling. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4458 Phillips is taking our emphasis on deep diving to the extreme. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4459 Save it for the car pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4460 I Love it, I really Really Love it! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4461 Is this your new recruit Billy Jump? Wow, don't scratch your head and be embarrass. He will be a boost to our Plunging Cloud Parachute Business. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4462 This is Roderick, our new Australian member of the Board. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4463 America's no longer on the fence about the Healthcare Act. -- 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4464 Because I can! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4465 Sorry to drop in on you like this. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4466 This is your plan to jumpstart sales? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4467 After being put on a Performance Improvement Plan for not being able to get the jump on things, Jim became determined to exceed expectations. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4468 What is Lehman Brothers? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4469 oh boy! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4470 For the record, this is why I am against paid vacation. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4471 Another setback for the board at Dependable Doorlocks International. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4472 He likes to take full advantage of the mute button. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4473 Send him back to the secretarial pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4474 Mr. Wabash soon wore out his welcome at work as well as the city pool. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4475 I just found the way to inflate our bottom line. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4476 Don't get your knickers in a knot, we will consider your proposal. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4477 Hey, where's your sense of HIGH finance? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4478 We're all trying to fly away from business. Why is he flying in?! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4479 That's not how you make a splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4480 All in favor of the gender neutral restroom... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4481 I knew it wouldn't be long before Adderly went off the deep end! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4482 Will someone explain disruptive leadership to Chad? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4483 Don't worry - the net losses look much smaller from up here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4484 I told him "no diving" but this is ridiculous! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4485 What? The cannonball to our rescue. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4486 Jim always goes all in at these meetings. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4487 I'm your consultant ex machina. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4488 He was fired. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4489 It's only a question of time until he fires Frederick Douglass. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4490 Next is the Cirque du Soleil applicant. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4491 Relax, it's the newest thing...a hover office chair. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4492 Looks like HR has dropped the parachute from "parachute in" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4493 Johnson, the door was open. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4494 Incoming passenger! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4495 That's one way to make a splash. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4496 I'll show you who pwns the office pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4497 Heads-up! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4498 Unsubtle, Mr. President. You could have just pressed the "REject" button. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4499 As proposed,I am elevating this matter and expect a final vote. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4500 It's difficult to keep Bob down. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4501 That cannon ball's going to get you a swan dive 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4502 Ed presented to the Board that sales were dropping like a cannonball. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4503 Anyone up for pogo? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4504 I told you golden parachutes were a bad idea. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4505 Look, no boardshorts! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4506 I'm guessing this is the "Cannonball" we've been hearing about. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4507 He does that when he has a major scoop. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4508 Morning! I'd like to call this meeting to disorder. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4509 Oops. The door says secretary pool! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4510 sorry am late, the cannon misfired ! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4511 Because I don't.............have..........a...........chair! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4512 I heard that this was the bored room. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4513 OK, I told you that's my seat. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4514 I figured I'd shake things up a little. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4515 Profits will be much higher than forecast! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4516 My Daddy's company, my choice of entry. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4517 He's practicing for his golden parachute. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4518 He's gunning for a regression. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4519 Sorry I'm late Tex. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4520 No, I called for Karen Paul. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4521 This board is in recess. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4522 They were overwhelmed by his "extreme presentation" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4523 Here, gentlemen, you can see a to scale representation of our stocks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4524 CFO: Cannonball Flying Overhead 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4525 A soybean related jump in exports 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4526 How was your flight? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4527 It's even better with skis 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4528 How sexist! You are tied up more and have a smaller bucket! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4529 No! The cannonball-dive is NOT a Pre-existing Condition... But the landing... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4530 Daddy said I can jump in whenever I want. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4531 There is no better way to discover the importance of wine temperature than to try it for yourself. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4532 See, look, no glass ceiling. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4533 Board service raised to new heights 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4534 "How about we change your nickname to 'Neutron Jack'? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4535 LAND - A-LOO!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4536 Here comes the replacement for the guy who did the belly flop. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4537 If he sticks the landing, we'll know it was good month. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4538 I got caught up parenting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4539 Sorry, not the breakthrough I was expecting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4540 The CEO hopes for a soft landing from the UFO! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4541 OK, that's five BLTs, three ham on rye, mine and a pack of aspirin. Can you believe this works!? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4542 Of course, this recommendation implies some elevated risk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4543 Not bored.. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4544 Looks like Human Relations failed again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4545 Painting a jumper on the wall is the boss's idea of a joke. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4546 n 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4547 See, there’s no “glass ceiling”. It’s a total hoax. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4548 this new take on the trust fall is a great icebreaker 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4549 Ouch time! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4550 Free coffee and donuts in the lobby. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4551 It's Adderley, the meeting bomber. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4552 I told you, I have a jetpack. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4553 You may want to think twice about the next meeting's seating arrangement. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4554 I hope I'm not jumping to a bad decision here, but I may be able to solve this. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4555 I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4556 Everyone, meet Mitch, our new highflier. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4557 I got to hand it to him. Smithers knows how to punctuate his points. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4558 I don't know about you guys but I'm not looking forward to seeing the CEO's reaction when we present this year's quarterly earnings. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4559 I'm not sure if those improv classes are helping his public speaking. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4560 His presentations always make a splash. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4561 A typical day at the Acme Diving Board Company 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4562 Damn, I really hate these acrobatic entrances. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4563 Not parkour, freerunning. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4564 I've got a great idea for the car rental ads. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4565 CALABUNGA 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4566 NOW will you look at me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4567 oh boy! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4568 The Russians are coming! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4569 I did tell you all that the board was prepared to come down hard on this management team. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4570 no wonder our numbers are so up and down with Joe as our CFO 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4571 I don't know who he is or where he came from, but I want some of that. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4572 You are fired. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4573 Sorry I'm late. My helicopter got sideswiped by a bunch of rogue drones. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4574 Dark pool!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4575 Here's Director Comey now.......who seems to have forgotten his instructions and mentioned the dress after all... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4576 We are in his dream." "Hey you! CAREFUL you don’t hit your head on that glass ceiling! "SHHHH...I think he feels like the only one here not subject to the gravitational pull of boss’s bedonkedonk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4577 n 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4578 He always flies in by the seat of his pants. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4579 Frankly, we're getting a little tired of his dramatic entrances. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4580 All I told him was that he was making a splash 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4581 Watch now as Bob deploys his golden parachute. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4582 It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Clark Kent from accounting! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4583 Have you noticed Dave's new approach to starting a meeting since his recent motivational leadership training retreat? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4584 His career trajectory is still on the up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4585 Notre nouveau Président n'a que 39 ans - et un peu immature. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4586 Finally, Bob comes down from the 30,000-foot view. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4587 Oh no, this used to be the POOL RRROOMMM! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4588 With the stocks taking a dive, Alan felt it only natursl to follow in suit... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4589 This is why I don't use the phrase, "Welcome to the company talent pool" to millennial new hires, Smith. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4590 The intern makes a big splash. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4591 Lean in, not jump in! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4592 BAILOUT BALL!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4593 Our new CEO plans to drop in on the shareholder's meeting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4594 Please, Ed, just don't throw your own feces at Sharon again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4595 My analyst says my unconscious state of arrested adolescence and multi-phobic anxiety-disorder is a psychosomatic condition that manifested itself physically as an anti-gravity glitch-rift in the space-time continuum. But I say, 'CANNONBALL!!!' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4596 and then I did a cannonball right into the mouth of the volcano. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4597 It would appear he's taking that 'Eye in the Sky' comment seriously. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4598 This should convince you that I'm ready for my Golden Parachute 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4599 Higgins, the trampoline is next door! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4600 Thanks for the lofty idea Bob. We need to stay inside the box on this one... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4601 Last month he did a jackknife. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4602 Airogant, to say the least. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4603 Suddenly Larry realized that he shouldn't have voted in favor of bringing in a corporate killer. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4604 The chief executive's official solution to the problem. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4605 Member of the Board, Star Skateboards: not star skateboarder. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4606 Either it's bonus time or he's being high on life again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4607 He needs a golden parachute! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4608 I TOLD you to stop opening our meetings with "Let's jump right in", Jerry! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4609 It's time we take a stand! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4610 No. No. The firm's core strengths, not your core strengthening. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4611 Sorry I'm late. Reporters had me cornered in the bushes. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4612 I thought you said there would be no eavesdropping. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4613 You guys keep telling me to jump in anytime... here I am! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4614 Okay. So maybe these new shoes are worth $495. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4615 want to make sure you see all the angles. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4616 Let's see if you land on your feet 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4617 Canon MF820CDN!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4618 All the bets off!.. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4619 You idiot! Just because we took away your chair .... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4620 We know, you have a jet pack. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4621 Well, that certainly got a rise out of Henry! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4622 I see you found the I.C.E. buckets. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4623 Our stocks are gonna take a vertical jump, a vertical jump like this-- loook! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4624 He was just made a partner of the firm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4625 He's being bumped. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4626 "Maarrkettt Crash"! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4627 We get it, Clausen. Our stock price has been fluctuating wildly as of late. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4628 He was a manager at the circus before the shutdown. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4629 Space is my place. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4630 Listen to what I say and do it my way! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4631 Looks like Davis is all in. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4632 We fired him for not doing a good job. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4633 Why do you keep doing that whenever I use the word Matrix?!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4634 Who invited Cannonbill? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4635 He just found out CHICAGO CUBS won world series. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4636 So Herb, am I correct to assume that your usual input is transitioning from over-the-top to off-the-wall mode ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4637 Watch it! Jefferey's coming in for landing now, and you're in his seat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4638 That"s nothing. When I fart, I always hit the ceiling. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4639 They've launched the first cannonball for the corporate takeover. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4640 He must have been smoking in the toilet when he passed gas. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4641 I vote "nay." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4642 I thought they said it was the Springboardroom. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4643 I'll show you how this launch will make a splash! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4644 I didn't mean a literal splash! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4645 He's predicting a return to double-digit inflation. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4646 Brace for impact! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4647 Our stock options are safe. It's the animal spirits I'm worried about. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4648 Joe, I did not mean for you to literally crash the meeting! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4649 Ready or not! - Cannonball! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4650 POTUS IS IN EARLY TODAY.. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4651 Cannon-buyout! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4652 Now for a report on the end of regulations. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4653 It's been a long winter! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4654 'Sorry that I'm late, allow me to dive right in!' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4655 Do you always have to be so off the wall? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4656 We shouldn't have fired the tech guy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4657 I told him not to hire Mc Boing-Boing ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4658 Keith makes a big splash in the corporate pool 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4659 Breaking the glass ceiling for all cannon ballers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4660 No one expected Philip's astral projection to be falling this year 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4661 Bad tie, but if I take off too many points, we have to promote Giles. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4662 We know you're excited about the promotion, however....... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4663 DOJ recommended a cannon. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4664 I'm here 'til I get a seat at the table, dammit! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4665 Cannonfodder! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4666 Hi! I'm the new board member. May I drop in? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4667 The moment Wilson's courage arrived. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4668 "H's REALLY 'kicked downstairs'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4669 Cross fit has no place in the board room! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4670 ECONOMIC WRECKING BALL! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4671 Disrupting is getting a bit too literal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4672 good lord, yes we know you do cross fit during lunch 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4673 Dreading another slide presentation, Bill committed corporate suicide by shouting, "Cannonball!" and flinging himself into the abyss. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4674 Islamic sleeper terrorist, clueless on dive-bombing concept. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4675 "Quick! Get me a seat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4676 I told you: kick me off the Board and you'll make me more powerful than you can ever imagine! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4677 A new hot investment opportunity called Levishoes, short for levitation shoes! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4678 He’s not taking calls from Mike Flynn 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4679 Conferencecaaaaaaaaalll!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4680 This just in! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4681 Does he know it's not a bathing suit? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4682 HE'S AT IT AGAIN! WE'RE GOING TO NEED ANOTHER NEW TABLE!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4683 Could be a perfect 10 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4684 I thought this was a board meeting! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4685 John, this isn't what I meant when I said to dive into this project. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4686 Jump into a new career! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4687 'We didn't ask for a circus act!' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4688 He's always leapfrogged his way to the boardroom. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4689 INDUSTRY DISRUPTIOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4690 Yes, a Squatty Potty Bungee Jumping Contest promotion! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4691 New Idea Man is running late today. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4692 Damn it, Steve. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4693 Someone please pass the water, fast. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4694 After his brother's career took a nosedive, Jeff decided that if he had go, it would be via cannonball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4695 He just got back from summer camp. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4696 His cannonball is so primitive compared to the pirate's perfect swan dive. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4697 John can't shake off the thrill of his Aspen vacation. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4698 No, no, no, I wanted 'Ken and Bill!' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4699 Blofeld’s going soft with old age. The whoopee cushion will never be as satisfying as the chair collapsing into a tank full of piranhas. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4700 They loved this in the secretarial pool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4701 I am Neo! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4702 Fresh out of Hogwarts 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4703 I am advocating for diversification. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4704 Mar-a-Lagoooo! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4705 Guacamole! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4706 Jonathon, our new account rep and former competitive wrestler in college, will be dropping in this morning, to present his idea for our new Pharma drug account "Relaxall". A new anti-anxiety medication. Please give him a warm welcome. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4707 Well, he did promise to make a splash at the next board meeting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4708 I told him to watch the Ghostbusters, not become a Ghostbuster. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4709 He jumped to the conclusion that he was actually invited to this meeting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4710 This is a messenger from God 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4711 Perkins, we warned you against having a second serving of avocado toast. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4712 Take the blame for our product bursting into blame—and no million-dollar bonuses for board members! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4713 This feels like parkour, or Evel Knievel on a good day. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4714 Have you not watched Caddyshack? That's not the cannonballs we've asked you to bring! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4715 Don't worry, I won't make any waves at the board meeting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4716 This ejecr cshirr is from our newest aircraft. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4717 Does anyone second my motion? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4718 Wife: Darling how did your meeting go today? Husband: Hi honey! It went great. I came in like a wrecking ball! Wife: *Puts hand over face * 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4719 I'm tucked. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4720 I never knew that corporate takeovers were so physical 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4721 Man overboard!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4722 Guess who's just back from Val-d'Isere ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4723 The moment the investors of the Bouncy Ball Corporation requested a demonstration, Jim knew what he had to do. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4724 Cannon . . . Bigly . . . ball! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4725 See? I told you Alan's golden parachute was too good to be true. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4726 Koch has decided to "bail out." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4727 None were level on the mind, nobody up at his word. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4728 I'm buying in 100%! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4729 I overheard his dad tell him to make a splash on his first day on the job. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4730 Fly with me, loosen up, and hire me, baby: I’m New York tough! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4731 Come join us. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4732 I took a wrong turn on the way to the Mindfulness Meeting and ended up at the Mindless Seminar. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4733 I don't need a chair. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4734 He's the grandson of the founder. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4735 Spit, not cannon, Derek! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4736 New swimsuit looks great, Joe. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4737 Nobody informed him that he wouldn't be receiving a golden parachute? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4738 They said they were parachuting in a person from the outside to help our team. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4739 Don't question him...he's the chairman of the diving board 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4740 Well it's safer than a belly-flop... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4741 White House Planning Meeting: A bird? A plane? Who's coming? Who's going? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4742 He should be the one hanging after the quarterly report 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4743 Whee........! Another board meeting! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4744 Talk about leaning in!!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4745 What Hargrove lacks in punctuality, he more than makes up in enthusiasm. Well done, lad! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4746 I had two lattes this morning instead of my usual one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4747 Cannonbaaaaawl! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4748 PLEASE let me take a bathroom break. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4749 He's the last one in. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4750 He's still hoping that Boardroom Cannonball Diving will become an Olympic event. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4751 It's those cafeteria banked beans! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4752 Stop the presses! Manager shows off a new stunt after the company's key management discusses possible cost cutting strategies that include more layoffs. "Hey let's eat Pop Tarts and try canon balling upwards!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4753 I'm the grandson of flubber. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4754 I think Brian is taking his personal drone craze a little too far. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4755 President, President, President... (jumping and singing into the Boardroom after winning lottery) 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4756 Cannonballing in is the new parachuting in. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4757 I can't stay up here forever. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4758 Cannonballing into your DMs like a millennial trying to make their place at the table. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4759 I just flew from Cape Canaveral. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4760 ? He came in like a wrecking ball ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4761 Brian, I think it's time to cool it on the bulletproof coffee. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4762 Wow! He went from the hot seat to ejector seat in one fell swoop!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4763 The proxy fight is over. You're all fired. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4764 You must be the one they've been looking for for two weeks down at Room 6. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4765 Ya'll requested a "fast stepper 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4766 I love eating breakfast at IHOP! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4767 When you're in a meeting and you need to let one rrrrrip 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4768 Ouch time! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4769 Thought I told everyone he was helicoptering in. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4770 Don't mind me. I'm just the guy on the wall. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4771 I don't give a flying crap what you people think. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4772 He's a real loose cannonball. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4773 The numbers are in...BRACE FOR IMPACT! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4774 Speaking of new appointees... please welcome Trump's new FBI director! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4775 There's got to be a better way of picking the top dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4776 Wilson drops in before dropping out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4777 Another regulation just bit the dust! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4778 Relax, it's an open bar. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4779 Won't be Bored Chairmen!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4780 Hawkins always jumps in when he's not wanted. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4781 We'll use him as a mop to clean the spilled coffee. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4782 We know you miss your blackberry sir, but cannonballs are not a replacement. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4783 0 days since accident 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4784 Is this your idea of jump starting our political campaign? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4785 Well would you look at who the wind just brought in 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4786 I don't care what they taught you at Trump University, Roger. That's no way to call a meeting to order. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4787 My pops got a liver disorder My whole living's disordered, and I just got his living room ordered 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4788 I'm glad I left my speedo at home. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4789 Let's dive in! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4790 Last one in the insurance pool is a rotten egg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4791 Glad you could make it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4792 Look out!! Controller Art coming in with the financial statements and pizza. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4793 Here comes the intern. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4794 Always room for one more suit at the table. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4795 Knight to Pawn's chair. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4796 Movie Pitch: Cannonball Run 3! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4797 OK - who replaced the regular coffee with amphetamines? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4798 Kush ball comin' in! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4799 I knew I should have taken the warning that conflict drives him up the wall. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4800 Out of all my ideas, this one better make it into the meeting minutes!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4801 "Cannonball!" "Who do you think you are? The president?" "We are so sick of Captain Chaos we could just throw up! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4802 Bradford's cannonball entrance to the company's think tank now lacks all humor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4803 So sorry but beans are the must for breakfast nowadays, people 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4804 Make way for CannonBill! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4805 I hate every time he rewatches Wizard of Oz. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4806 We know you were a former gymnast but please withhold your enthusiasm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4807 Cowabunga, dudes! Shoot the curl on floor 6 or get your clocks cleaned. Meeting adjourned. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4808 Look alive, people. We're about to land the deal of the century. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4809 Acrobats Anonymous is down the hall. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4810 I asked Larry to drop in. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4811 Nothing stays in Vegas when you work at a "Wall Art" company. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4812 When I ask the team to shoot holes in my hypothesis, why does Jack always feel the need to lead with a cannon ball? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4813 GAME IN THE THRONE 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4814 Let's all watch Alan as he demonstrates our exit levitation if the auditors inquire about the sources and purpose of the XTE Account Fund. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4815 Geronimo! [Geronimo should be surrounded by parentheses. My parentheses are broken.] 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4816 Your ad said "strong athlete wanted" for the Board. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4817 Henry, are you saying the new model will make a big splash? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4818 I give him a 9.5. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4819 I'm sorry to inform you that we are drownsizing your department, effective immediately. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4820 Equity!!!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4821 The day Sid rose to the top 10% of the top 1%. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4822 This is the last time we take the team out for lunch on Cinco de Mayo. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4823 Shkreliball! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4824 "Fly me to the moon". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4825 You can't Scrooge McDuck into digital money! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4826 Let's revisit overthinking. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4827 He thinks he can levitate. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4828 If he wants to make a splash here, this is the wrong way to do it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4829 He disrupts his own business. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4830 What a lovely story, darling! Well, please keep in touch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4831 Bor-iiiiiing! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4832 New board member, Henry decides to make a surprise, splash entrance as a way to offset his lack of corporate skills. Realizing they now had a foil the others voted him chairman! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4833 I get a top-down perspective here and it beats doing business through Skype. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4834 Sorry--my swim class ran a little late. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4835 Don't you just love those whoopee cushions? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0