Contest #568


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568


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-05-08
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-05-21 (estimated)
Number of captions 5155
Number of responses 290737
Number of participants 7845


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Our timeshare presentation will begin in about 5 minutes. 1.8491 0.01647 2353 955 798 600
1 If you get a choice the East River is nice. 1.7965 0.02092 1356 568 496 292
2 Grammatically, indeed it IS sleep with the fish, not 'fishes'. 1.7952 0.01957 1768 816 498 454
3 So Vito tells me you're leaving the organization. 1.7945 0.01541 2574 1105 893 576
4 How was your flight in on United? 1.7631 0.01592 2562 1207 755 600
5 Bob tells me you're reconsidering our offer. 1.7383 0.02074 1299 577 485 237
6 So when are you two taking the plunge? 1.7363 0.01694 2067 957 698 412
7 Well, we did tell you it was your going away party! 1.7328 0.02029 1441 671 484 286
8 I'm taking the bridge home--I'd be happy to drop you off on my way. 1.7299 0.02770 807 388 249 170
9 when you said you were tied up, I assumed you wouldn't be coming. 1.7114 0.01823 1767 847 583 337
10 Your first time in New Jersey? 1.6992 0.01951 1536 749 500 287
11 On behalf of the airline, I offer our sincerest apologies for the inconvenience, and invite you to enjoy our hospitality suite while you await your re-accommodation. 1.6954 0.02218 1251 633 366 252
12 I know this isn't the kind of farewell party you were expecting. 1.6917 0.01701 1839 860 686 293
13 It's so nice to see couples that still do things together. 1.6753 0.02314 967 458 365 144
14 I didn't want to come, either. 1.6671 0.02036 1511 808 398 305
15 Ah, you're reporters from the N. Y. Times. Welcome to the White House. Feel free to wander around and ask the administration staff anything you'd like. 1.6586 0.02403 1157 651 250 256
16 I've arranged for you to be dropped off on your way home. 1.6559 0.02046 1270 631 445 194
17 The president would like to offer each member of the press a complimentary glass of wine. 1.6548 0.03480 507 273 136 98
18 Yes, we're drunk and will probably regret this in the morning. 1.6547 0.02291 1225 678 292 255
19 So, how do you two know the Corleones? 1.6498 0.02405 971 502 307 162
20 The condo board was unanimous 1.6462 0.02185 1173 609 370 194
21 I was on that diet once, too. 1.6454 0.02332 1176 658 277 241
22 Unfortunately, ' Let me go' does not qualify as a final request. 1.6422 0.02380 1129 635 263 231
23 Here, this should help loosen you up a bit. 1.6408 0.02310 902 437 352 113
24 Typical. His bucket is 78% larger than yours. 1.6355 0.02561 889 480 253 156
25 But enough about me, what have you two been up to? 1.6337 0.02333 991 515 324 152
26 That's nothing; let me tell you about my day. 1.6313 0.02637 811 433 244 134
27 You'll want the white wine. It goes better with fish. 1.6311 0.02526 908 492 259 157
28 At first glance, the condo board rules may seem harsh. 1.6278 0.02454 892 467 290 135
29 So I said to President Trump, lets invite a few TV reporters. 1.6240 0.02581 875 481 242 152
30 You must be the Snitches! 1.6232 0.02551 836 444 263 129
31 Try not to think about it. 1.6215 0.02788 885 535 150 200
32 You must be the hostages. 1.6195 0.02416 862 443 304 115
33 I'm so glad you'll be staying for my timeshare presentation. 1.6161 0.02588 818 441 250 127
34 It could be worse- it could be me. 1.6123 0.02769 810 469 186 155
35 No, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. 1.5958 0.02826 621 330 212 79
36 I'm getting notes of despair; a hint of foreboding. 1.5952 0.03183 546 306 155 85
37 We have ways of making you small-talk. 1.5948 0.03596 464 271 110 83
38 Well, this sounds like a very specific dating site. 1.5859 0.02996 594 332 176 86
39 I'd love to help you, but, ironically, my hands are tied. 1.5809 0.03065 575 326 164 85
40 Looks like you've reached the last thing on your bucket list. 1.5798 0.03363 495 286 131 78
41 How nice of you to stay for my poetry reading. 1.5783 0.03252 517 296 143 78
42 Looks like you two are ready to make the plunge. 1.5777 0.03012 566 315 175 76
43 So what's your safe word? 1.5760 0.03121 533 299 161 73
44 But enough about me. 1.5739 0.03735 399 232 105 62
45 My husband and I never do anything together any more. 1.5731 0.03147 499 275 162 62
46 Mine are Gucci. I take it yours are Gambino? 1.5711 0.03333 485 279 135 71
47 Salvatore tells me you sing. 1.5697 0.03353 509 302 124 83
48 I gave specific instructions to pot the plants - not plant the Potts. 1.5666 0.03291 503 293 135 75
49 But enough about me! How did you two meet? 1.5622 0.03288 482 277 139 66
50 White House correspondent! How fascinating! 1.5616 0.03434 479 286 117 76
51 Let me call you a car service—will you be going to the Hudson or East? 1.5603 0.03269 473 269 143 61
52 I agree. Everybody thinks they're a victim these days. 1.5589 0.03231 467 262 149 56
53 How embarrassing, I told Tony I wanted you to speak with the Fishers. 1.5578 0.03595 441 266 104 71
54 Peter tells me it took a little coercion on his part to get you here. 1.5560 0.03295 455 258 141 56
55 Here's to low tide. 1.5553 0.03497 443 262 116 65
56 Can I interest you in a Burgundy while Rocco clears out the trunk? 1.5538 0.03421 446 260 125 61
57 You must be the Victims....I've heard so much about you. 1.5515 0.03241 437 242 149 46
58 I get it - it's gallows humor, only more concrete. 1.5515 0.03336 437 248 137 52
59 And then, on my sixth birthday... 1.5515 0.03429 437 254 125 58
60 So how do you know Vito? 1.5508 0.03563 423 251 111 61
61 It isn't often I have a captive audience. 1.5476 0.03303 420 234 142 44
62 I'm glad to see that you both decided to stay. 1.5432 0.03448 405 232 126 47
63 You wouldn't believe the day I've had. 1.5425 0.03638 400 239 105 56
64 ...and then I adopted my fourth cat, and his story is even better than the first three. 1.5421 0.03611 404 241 107 56
65 I know, believe me, I've had my own run-ins with the homeowners' association! 1.5408 0.03477 392 224 124 44
66 Sounds like a rough day, but I'm sensing the worst part isn't over. 1.5387 0.03389 388 217 133 38
67 Once more after me, You're doing the best job ever, Mr. President. 1.5387 0.03743 388 236 95 57
68 Bon Voyage doesn't sound quite right, but you know what I mean. 1.5385 0.03613 364 209 114 41
69 I see you two are finally taking the plunge. 1.5333 0.03694 375 224 102 49
70 And then I had a yeast infection for 2 whole years.... 1.5315 0.03927 365 228 80 57
71 Well, I've held you captive long enough... 1.5312 0.03558 369 213 116 40
72 I see you flew in on United. 1.5312 0.03913 369 231 80 58
73 Well, it's performance, but is it art? 1.5292 0.03757 359 215 98 46
74 So you're the parents who donated the Make America Great Again hats to the school auction. 1.5281 0.03925 356 221 82 53
75 I see you have read and agreed to our new Terms of Service. 1.5269 0.03677 353 207 106 40
76 We're putting you in the high-risk pool. 1.5256 0.03814 352 213 93 46
77 "Which one of you ordered the cabernet to die for"? 1.5248 0.03913 322 192 91 39
78 We had such high hopes for you as new club members, but then you asked for Merlot. 1.5237 0.03934 338 207 85 46
79 The Catalano Family Vineyards would like you reconsider portions of your Chianti review. 1.5210 0.04082 334 211 72 51
80 Are you part of the exhibit, or should I call the police? 1.5201 0.03930 323 195 88 40
81 You know what happens to parents who let their twelve year old daughter submit a caption. 1.5199 0.04370 327 218 48 61
82 This is what happens when you bring merlot. 1.5195 0.03911 333 203 87 43
83 I know I'm not supposed to talk to the art, but do you have the WiFi password? 1.5188 0.03857 320 190 94 36
84 Would you feel more comfortable out on the terrace? 1.5167 0.04019 300 180 85 35
85 When I said 'come as you are,' I didn't realize you were in the middle of something. 1.5156 0.03729 320 186 103 31
86 You two are making quite the splash tonight. 1.5156 0.03729 320 186 103 31
87 How long can you stay? 1.5142 0.03885 317 190 91 36
88 Are you two together? 1.5130 0.03915 308 184 90 34
89 This Chardonnay pairs very well with fish. 1.5068 0.04215 292 183 70 39
90 It's simply an overbooking situation. I trust you both understand. 1.5067 0.04236 300 191 66 43
91 You say you're in cement? My uncle was in cement. Made a fortune. 1.5067 0.03850 300 177 94 29
92 What does your Fitbit say now? 1.4982 0.04544 283 189 47 47
93 Well, I'd say you're going easy on yourselves considering you voted for him. 1.4982 0.04598 283 191 43 49
94 If it's any consolation-- these new shoes are killing me too 1.4982 0.04143 277 170 76 31
95 I see you've met my husband. 1.4964 0.03993 276 165 85 26
96 There are few artists as sensitive to criticism as Mr. Gaspari. 1.4945 0.04220 273 170 71 32
97 So, how long have you two Democrats been in Washington? 1.4945 0.04220 273 170 71 32
98 This is just so much more effective than asking for a "Suggested Donation." 1.4944 0.04089 267 161 80 26
99 Maybe this will help you loosen up a little. 1.4943 0.03933 265 155 89 21
100 Would you mind taking a few minutes to complete an exit survey? 1.4929 0.04673 211 129 60 22
101 I hate these going-away parties, don't you? 1.4925 0.04146 268 164 76 28
102 Of course, many customers with free accounts eventually decide to upgrade 1.4925 0.04213 268 166 72 30
103 We probably won't see each other again, but it was lovely to meet you. 1.4906 0.03823 265 153 94 18
104 Can I get you anything.? 1.4906 0.04314 265 167 66 32
105 Well, I think the bucket challenge thing has gotten out of control. 1.4864 0.04345 257 162 65 30
106 Would it have killed you to delete your Yelp review? 1.4864 0.04203 257 158 73 26
107 I hope that you didn't feel obligated to come. 1.4864 0.04274 257 160 69 28
108 Sorry, I'm afraid you have pre-existing conditions. 1.4862 0.04360 253 159 65 29
109 Let me show you the pool. 1.4850 0.05111 200 130 43 27
110 I'll let you two mingle. 1.4840 0.04288 250 155 69 26
111 So what sort of "family business" are you in exactly? 1.4815 0.04137 243 146 77 20
112 Look, I don't mean to keep you. 1.4815 0.04604 243 158 53 32
113 Care for a drink while the concrete sets? 1.4795 0.04402 244 154 63 27
114 Don’t you just hate these events? Everyone acts so restrained. 1.4795 0.04440 244 155 61 28
115 You two are fantastic listeners. 1.4768 0.04417 237 149 63 25
116 Last call! 1.4768 0.04497 237 151 59 27
117 They're all out of straws. 1.4768 0.04576 237 153 55 29
118 One more round before we drop you off? 1.4764 0.04346 233 144 67 22
119 You know, when you tell a host that you'll be tied up, you're not supposed to show up. 1.4762 0.04501 231 146 60 25
120 You two together? 1.4762 0.04501 231 146 60 25
121 Finally! A captive audience! 1.4746 0.04629 236 154 52 30
122 Mainly acquisitions and hostile takeovers. And you two? 1.4746 0.04430 236 149 62 25
123 Actually, no two AA chapters are exactly alike. 1.4744 0.04580 234 151 55 28
124 Look at it this way, in a few months you're going to lose you health insurance anyway. 1.4744 0.04539 234 150 57 27
125 I admire your restraint. 1.4741 0.04359 232 144 66 22
126 Sorry. I should have warned you not to discuss politics tonight. 1.4719 0.04458 231 146 61 24
127 These faculty parties are much more enjoyable once you make tenure. 1.4719 0.04623 231 150 53 28
128 No - he really like you both. Usually it's straight to the river." 1.4716 0.04400 229 143 64 22
129 Let me tell you about my grandkids. 1.4716 0.04528 229 146 58 25
130 Do you by any chance have a rent-controlled apartment? 1.4716 0.04612 229 148 54 27
131 A final toast to cement our relationship. 1.4716 0.04654 229 149 52 28
132 Have you reconsidered giving a donation? 1.4714 0.04684 227 148 51 28
133 Welcome to the Houdini Club initiation. 1.4690 0.04485 226 143 60 23
134 Would you care for a canapé while the cement dries? 1.4688 0.04192 224 135 73 16
135 I take it, you're the Magicians? 1.4664 0.04528 223 142 58 23
136 Thanks for agreeing to see my baby’s photos. 1.4658 0.04449 219 137 62 20
137 Let this be a lesson to you and others like you that listen to NPR but never donate. 1.4651 0.04878 215 143 44 28
138 Can I get your apartment? 1.4651 0.04361 215 132 66 17
139 I hear that you two are finally taking the plunge. 1.4651 0.04788 215 141 48 26
140 'So you're the designated drivers.' 1.4619 0.04872 210 139 45 26
141 I hear you're moving to the East River. 1.4605 0.04877 215 144 43 28
142 and then when I was 23, ....am I boring you? 1.4605 0.04258 215 131 69 15
143 Wikileaks has been so helpful identifying regular listeners who never pledge during the fundraising drive. 1.4605 0.04832 215 143 45 27
144 You really shouldn't have said you voted for Trump. People get upset. 1.4601 0.04866 213 142 44 27
145 Let me guess. This is the last item on your bucket lists. 1.4600 0.04799 200 129 50 21
146 You're such good listeners. 1.4585 0.04398 205 126 64 15
147 Remind me, what time do you need to be at the dock. 1.4575 0.04451 212 133 61 18
148 Why so pail? 1.4563 0.04746 206 134 50 22
149 You're so lucky it was low tide! 1.4537 0.04811 205 135 47 23
150 I'm afraid I have some more bad news: Someone just walked in with a guitar. 1.4537 0.04761 205 134 49 22
151 Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. 1.4527 0.04673 201 129 53 19
152 Well it must be working. You both look very thin. 1.4527 0.04726 201 130 51 20
153 You're such good listeners. 1.4490 0.04589 196 124 56 16
154 Now be honest, how surprised were you guys? 1.4490 0.04972 196 131 42 23
155 Thanks for coming. Can I offer a drink to loosen you up? 1.4490 0.04295 196 119 66 11
156 He used to just say "You're Fired!" but now he's getting serious 1.4462 0.04883 195 129 45 21
157 Just tell us why you voted for Trump. 1.4462 0.04990 195 131 41 23
158 A toast to cement your relationship 1.4450 0.04611 191 121 55 15
159 I understand you'll be joining us for the midnight cruise. 1.4450 0.04551 191 120 57 14
160 You have to get here by 6:00 to avoid the mob. 1.4450 0.05012 191 128 41 22
161 eHarmony huh? 1.4444 0.05051 189 127 40 22
162 Is this performance art or did you touch a painting? 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
163 Well, I told you not to say who you voted for. 1.4444 0.04705 189 121 52 16
164 This should loosen you up. 1.4415 0.04660 188 120 53 15
165 I haven't even begun my bucket list yet! 1.4415 0.04956 188 125 43 20
166 Since you are my husband's fourth and final mistress, I'd like to propose a toast. 1.4402 0.04854 184 120 47 17
167 ... oh, let me know if you've heard this one before ... 1.4402 0.05034 184 123 41 20
168 This reminds me of the last time I saw Jimmy Hoffa 1.4385 0.04974 187 125 42 20
169 So how do you know Vito? 1.4372 0.04618 183 116 54 13
170 Suddenly, Bob Mankoff looks like a genius! 1.4372 0.05453 183 130 26 27
171 So YOU'RE tonight's sacrifice? How awkward. 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
172 But enough about me... where do you see yourselves in five years? 1.4365 0.05093 181 122 39 20
173 You couldn't just leave your cell phones at home? 1.4365 0.04909 181 119 45 17
174 Lucky you -- the river is always lovely in the spring! 1.4358 0.04884 179 117 46 16
175 On the bright side, it's a great way to see the East River. 1.4358 0.05196 179 122 36 21
176 I hear you two are about to make quite a splash! 1.4358 0.04340 179 109 62 8
177 That's terrible, but can I tell about MY problems? 1.4326 0.04703 178 114 51 13
178 Fabulous going away party! 1.4326 0.04901 178 117 45 16
179 Would that a fish were the worst thing I ever slept with. 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
180 Wow! So you're actual tortured artists? 1.4326 0.05154 178 121 37 20
181 But enough about me. 1.4326 0.05029 178 119 41 18
182 Enough about me. What have you two been up to? 1.4326 0.05029 178 119 41 18
183 First time to Mar-a-Lago? 1.4310 0.05366 174 121 31 22
184 I see you've met my 3-year-old. 1.4294 0.05396 170 118 31 21
185 So, can I count on your support? 1.4277 0.04999 173 115 42 16
186 Let me guess...media? 1.4277 0.05196 173 118 36 19
187 Did you send your kid to our school with a peanut butter sandwich? 1.4277 0.05261 173 119 34 20
188 This is how we deal with gate crashers at Mar-a Lago. 1.4260 0.05286 169 116 34 19
189 This is the 'Wine Appreciation' class. 'Bondage for Beginners' is next door. 1.4260 0.05286 169 116 34 19
190 I had to be dragged here too. 1.4235 0.04919 170 112 44 14
191 Can I get you a straw? 1.4235 0.05261 170 117 34 19
192 But don't let me keep you. 1.4226 0.04813 168 109 47 12
193 I bet you two won't make that mistake again. 1.4226 0.04663 168 107 51 10
194 So you two finally decided to tie the knot. 1.4217 0.04927 166 109 44 13
195 Yours, I am afraid, is a pre-existing condition. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
196 I'm enjoying being single. I don't want to be tied down at this point. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
197 So you're not going to the after-party? 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
198 I know they say red wine doesn't go with fish, but would you like a sip? 1.4161 0.05254 161 110 35 16
199 What a relief! I've always wanted a captive audience. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
200 I see I have a captive audience 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
201 At this point, does it really matter, red or white? 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
202 Of course you'll stay for dinner? 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
203 I've noticed you two haven't been mingling. 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
204 So where do you two see yourselves in the next five minutes? 1.4140 0.04699 157 100 49 8
205 Sorry. The magician we hired had to leave suddenly. 1.4140 0.05115 157 105 39 13
206 No, I can't say I have ever slept with a fish. 1.4140 0.04870 157 102 45 10
207 Darlings, I absolutely didn't expect you. The Gambinos said you wouldn't be coming. 1.4129 0.04911 155 101 44 10
208 Our host thought you might be interested in hearing why I voted for Donald Trump. 1.4118 0.05449 153 106 31 16
209 So what part of "surprise party" don't you understand? 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
210 The important thing is that you showed up. 1.4091 0.05261 154 105 35 14
211 That's amazing. I only lost 6 pounds on it, but my husband wasn't as supportive as yours. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
212 So how exactly did you get here? 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
213 You think that's cutting edge? You should see what Lady Gaga's wearing. 1.4054 0.05898 148 108 20 20
214 Would you like your glass half-empty or half-full? 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
215 What offer did you refuse? 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
216 What type of art are you? 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
217 So now you DO want to hear my screenplay idea? 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
218 I told my husband you were bound to be here. 1.4014 0.04890 147 96 43 8
219 The president assures you that it's standard procedure for all our guests who are members of the press. 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
220 What's the opposite of "cheers"? 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
221 Must you always play the victims? 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
222 Then I met my second husband... 1.3957 0.04637 139 88 47 4
223 Maybe we can split an Uber later? Looks like you're headed toward the East River, too. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
224 Sorry, it's just until I finish telling you about my conversion to Veganism. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
225 Any more thoughts about trying to leave early? 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
226 Its a screwdriver. I thought when you said 'Get me a jackhammer' any tool-themed drink would do. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
227 I couldn't help noticing your shoes. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
228 So, Jan tells me that you had a little trouble with your United flight? 1.3957 0.05921 139 101 21 17
229 Great going away party! 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
230 The wine will go well with the fishes. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
231 Well that's one way to cement a relationship. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
232 Next time don't bring crackers that contain gluten. 1.3864 0.06145 132 98 17 17
233 I love a captive audience. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
234 I see you've embraced the new healthcare plan 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
235 .....and this is why you should never discuss politics. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
236 I realize it's unorthodox, but we have to do something with the people who don't make tenure. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
237 We thought it would be nice to give you a little send off. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
238 So how's the witness protection thing working out? 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
239 Not drinking tonight? 1.3817 0.05882 131 95 22 14
240 I didn't know the Vice President was into performance art. 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
241 You know that's exactly why my husband and I decided we wouldn't sign a prenuptial agreement 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
242 Of course I am still pro life 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
243 Going so soon? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
244 Do you prefer full sunlight or shade? 1.3780 0.05908 127 92 22 13
245 You'll be fine. They're just putting you in the 'High Risk Pool.' 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
246 When did you decide to leave the Witness Protection Program? 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
247 Would you care for some Chardonnay while the concrete sets up? 1.3780 0.05115 127 85 36 6
248 You're merely an outward expression of what we all feel. 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
249 Have to admit I wasn't expecting to get such good advice from members of the outgoing administration! 1.3780 0.05908 127 92 22 13
250 So, how do you two know David? 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
251 Ah, you must be the holdovers from the last Administration. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
252 So, when did you tie the knot? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
253 You must be the couple that offended "you know who" by talking during his toast at tonight's State Dinner. 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
254 Oh yes, we are VERY serious about RSVPs. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
255 But is it art? 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
256 I'm so glad you decided to stay. 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
257 So, you must be the performance artists. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
258 How can you BOTH forget your safe word? 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
259 Oh you'll just love the view of the Brooklyn Bridge from the East River 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
260 Sorry! AllI said was "Chill the whites". 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
261 Looks like you two are going to be in over your heads here tonight. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
262 I feel like a hostage at these events, too. 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
263 Tell me if you've heard this one already... 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
264 Instead of a blindfold taste tasting, we decided to make it more challenging 1.3740 0.05214 123 83 34 6
265 And WHAT dating site did you meet on? 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
266 Those shoes are just to die for! 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
267 Straw? 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
268 Don't move. I'll be right back! 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
269 Just don't stand there - mingle! 1.3719 0.05395 121 83 31 7
270 So, how do you know Tony? 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
271 Oh, come on. Drink up- you only live once. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
272 Well, make yourselves comfortable. 1.3719 0.05134 121 81 35 5
273 Do you have any shellfish allergies? 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
274 I was told if this won't loosen you up, nothing will. 1.3719 0.05134 121 81 35 5
275 This has notes of desperation. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
276 The designated drivers, I presume? 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
277 Don't know what you two said to the boss, but, it looks like you're going places. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
278 Would you like this to go? 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
279 To be honest, I don't want to be here either. 1.3719 0.04858 121 79 39 3
280 Can I get you some water? 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
281 I'll let the Fishes know you've arrived. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
282 I thought you two would hit it off. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
283 I'm going to ask one last time, where is my garden gnome? 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
284 Keep stomping. We need about twenty more glasses. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
285 Let me guess: You both spoke truth to power. 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
286 Of course, all donations are voluntary. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
287 Sorry, your children will not pay the ransom. 1.3644 0.06098 118 87 19 12
288 How's your expose' on the mafia going? 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
289 I'm sorry, but your hands are tied, and our decision is set in stone. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
290 Sorry, the President did not accept your apology. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
291 I can't tell if this is modern art or a hostage situation. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
292 I recommend the white Zin, it goes much better with fish. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
293 Enough about me, what's new with you two? 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
294 A Chenin Blanc will give you more buoyancy. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
295 Planter fascism? 1.3621 0.05923 116 84 22 10
296 Now we'll see how you like double-dipping. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
297 Don't you hate it when someone shows up wearing the same outfit? 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
298 How about a drink to loosen up? 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
299 Would the designated drivers like a teensy sip? 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
300 Wouldn't joining AA be easier? 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
301 I'm not boring you, am I? 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
302 No more wine for you. You're already potted 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
303 So what else is on your bucket list? 1.3596 0.06246 114 85 17 12
304 Small world – my husband was a snitch. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
305 So, what's next on the old bucket list? 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
306 I hear the East River is beautiful this time of year 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
307 Harold, let's get these for the pool! 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
308 Well, I never expected to see you two here. 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
309 Don't worry. Soon you'll be back on the president's good side. 1.3571 0.06324 112 84 16 12
310 Stay here. I'll be right back. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
311 Don't just stand there. Mingle! 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
312 So how do you know Fat Tony? 1.3571 0.06324 112 84 16 12
313 So I hear you two are going to take the plunge! 1.3571 0.06450 112 85 14 13
314 The Friendly Skies would like to comp you with a complimentary beverage 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
315 Just be thankful you didn't come to the blind tasting. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
316 Well, you knew it was a farewell party. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
317 ....so, while Macy's had the right color, the heel was the wrong height, so then I went to DSW.... 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
318 And how do you two know the Sopranos? 1.3545 0.06533 110 84 13 13
319 Well, my life plan is not as concrete as yours. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
320 You must be the two artists about to join the Hudson River School. 1.3545 0.06404 110 83 15 12
321 Looks like you had the same bucket list. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
322 Yes, I would like to hear what's next on your bucket list. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
323 I would offer you a drink, but I see your hands are tied. 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
324 I told you this party was going to be a mob scene! 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
325 You two are on my Bucket list. 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
326 We frown on boxed wine. 1.3545 0.06404 110 83 15 12
327 You'll love the seafood 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
328 Could I at least get you some fresh gags? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
329 So, how long will you be art? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
330 Can I pour some wine down your throat? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
331 Now don't feel like you have to stay. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
332 Leave it to Saint Laurent to use rope and bucket so ironically. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
333 The S&M party was last night. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
334 Since you have nothing to lose, would you mind tasting my drink to see if it's poisoned? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
335 Finally! A captive audience! 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
336 I would have chosen Canada, but I do respect your choice. 1.3486 0.06435 109 83 14 12
337 I almost wore that same dress tonight. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
338 Emma, Colin, I'm sure you didn't mean to skip over my far-superior caption! 1.3465 0.06812 101 78 11 12
339 Love your costumes! Which Russian politicians are you supposed to be? 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
340 So, as House Republican members, did you feel any pressure to vote for the American Health Care Act? 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
341 So, how'd you guys get roped into this party? 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
342 So, what's on your bucket list? 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
343 I guess they are really serious about weeding out the office romances. 1.3429 0.06466 105 80 14 11
344 There you are!! I figured you two were either tied up or planted yourselves in a corner. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
345 I can see you're in a bit of a bind. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
346 Let me get you two a drink. Wait right here. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
347 Jeez, I never thought of doing that for birth control. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
348 Something to drink while the cement sets? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
349 Of course, "free cruise" lends itself to broad interpretation. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
350 Oh, enough about me, I can't wait to hear what you folks have been up to. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
351 You know, if you had mentioned you were "literally" tied up, I wouldn't have insisted. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
352 For what it's worth, I thought having a goodbye party was a bit excessive. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
353 No, no, that's not the way the ice bucket challenge works. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
354 We realize our interview process is a little more challenging than most companies. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
355 So who asked whom to tie the knot? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
356 I would really love to help, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
357 How was your flight? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
358 You should know that not all of us think you're rats. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
359 How is that witness protection program working out? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
360 Now this is what I call a captive audience! 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
361 I'll deny I said this, but your reviews were spot-on. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
362 So you thought "the Fishes" were a couple. 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
363 Thanks for staying. It means a lot. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
364 I'm glad you came. I thought that you two would have a lot in common. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
365 Are you performance art or did you really do something naughty? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
366 I always feel awkward talking to people in your situation. 1.3398 0.05264 103 71 29 3
367 It's always awkward to run into my clients like this. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
368 Maybe next dinner party, you'll bring the dish you were assigned to bring 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
369 Adam, I knew you had met a girl, but you didn't tell me that you had tied the knots. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
370 Let me guess--you voted for Trump, or you hated Hamilton? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
371 I knew you two were bound to show up. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
372 Would you prefer white, it goes better with fish. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
373 You two must be journalists. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
374 I remember my own hazing like it as just yesterday! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
375 Well, my bucket-list is less austere 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
376 I think every cocktail party should have designated listeners. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
377 So you must be the parents of the artist. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
378 So...how are you liking the Houdini Emersion program? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
379 While we wait for the cement to dry, can I get you a straw? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
380 I'm sure it'll blow over. Lord knows, I have my own family problems. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
381 That's precisely why I don't buy shoes online. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
382 Stomp on those grapes faster! Merlot won't make itself! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
383 Do you have a designated diver? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
384 I see you lost the caption contest. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
385 Let me tell you why Hillary should have won... 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
386 Do your best to mingle. 1.3333 0.05177 99 68 29 2
387 I honestly didn't know there was a thirteenth step. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
388 I have read about the Mafia diet, but wanted to wait until after the holidays. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
389 Terribly sorry, but we had run out of sacrifices 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
390 Adding designated listeners to these cocktail parties is such a good idea. 1.3333 0.06580 99 76 13 10
391 So, who's going to be the first volunteer to taste Trumps new brand "Sour Grapes " ? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
392 ...and THEN you can apply for a Green Card? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
393 So how do you know Fat Tony? 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
394 So how do you know the captors? 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
395 Sal tells me you're both informants. 1.3333 0.06580 99 76 13 10
396 ...and the water there is so clear, you can see all the way to the bottom. You'll absolutely love it! 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
397 I've never had such a captive audience. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
398 So you guys must be the designated drivers... 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
399 No, this is the 'Drinking like Fishes' seminar. 'Sleeping with the Fishes' is down the hall. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
400 Well yes, the invitation did say, 'Come as you are.' I am intrigued, however. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
401 I like when I have a captive audience. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
402 You really need to loosen up a bit. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
403 How nice,you're both recovering alcoholics. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
404 I love a captive audience. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
405 Will you be around next week? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
406 It may seem harsh, but we can't have people putting ice cubes in red wine. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
407 Now, isn't this better than sitting on a Grand Jury? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
408 So, you both worked on the Hillary campaign? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
409 Where in Sheepshead Bay--as if I really have to ask. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
410 "I agree! These cocktail parties are pure torture! 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
411 Listen, no one is forcing you to be here. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
412 You appear to have a pre-existing condition. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
413 When Vinny invited me, he never mentioned it was a going away party. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
414 So, how do you know Mr. and Mrs. Corleone? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
415 Welcome to the witness protection program. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
416 Would a straw help? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
417 I guess the Family thinks you two shouldn't get married. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
418 You guys really should walk around and mingle instead of planting yourselves right there. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
419 Still won't talk, eh? Let's see if you can withstand the tedious banter of my party guests. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
420 On behalf of that Mar-a-Lago Initiation Committee - Congratulations for making it this far. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
421 Consider what would happen if we ALL neglected our condo fees! 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
422 I've been noticing that other people seem to be avoiding you. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
423 I'm guessing you're designated? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
424 This is how we torture wine snobs. Now watch me drink this red wine out of a white wine glass. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
425 A drink to loosen you up? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
426 Welcome to Brooklyn. Some things haven't changed. 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
427 I'm not very good at farewell toasts. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
428 Well what did you expect showing up with a Merlot? 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
429 Can I drop you off somewhere after the party? 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
430 You two look like a fun couple! 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
431 I am so sorry about this low tide mix up. Why don't you both stay, mingle, and we'll try throwing you off the pier again in six hours. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
432 "Enjoying the 'going-away-party'? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
433 Well it's very brave of you to show up tonight.... 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
434 I just love how you two do everything together. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
435 The drinks are just to lighten the termination process. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
436 I see you are from the press corps!" 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
437 I heard it was a real mob scene here last night. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
438 Since you'll be having the fish tonight, may I suggest this excellent Sicilian pinot? 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
439 Chapter One "I am born" 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
440 Well, they specifically said "no social media" during the ceremony. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
441 Sorry, the cruise is overbooked. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
442 Have a drink before you head toward the pier. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
443 Now THIS is my kind of parent-teacher conference. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
444 I hope I'm not boring you? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
445 It's so refreshing to actually see someone follow through on their Election Night promises! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
446 May I drop you off? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
447 Lately this place is a mob scene. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
448 I really didn't want to come to this party either. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
449 So what's your safe word? 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
450 The East River IS lovely this time of year. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
451 I think you two are somewhat confused about the ice water challenge. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
452 I'm impressed. The chairman doesn't usually go in for such elaborate send offs. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
453 Oh my. Did I misuse "literally" again? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
454 I knew you were bound to show up. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
455 Bottoms up 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
456 Ahhh...I see I have a captive audience 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
457 I believe the term "invitation only" speaks for itself. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
458 No offense, but I never understood performance art 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
459 Once this little meet and greet is over, the co-op Board will give your application its final review. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
460 So you two met on Snitch.com. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
461 No, of course not. We just need you to hold up the volley ball net. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
462 You must be the Liberals I've heard so much about. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
463 Well, despite that, we still consider ourselves open minded when it comes to Trump supporters. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
464 I hear that you'll be leaving us soon. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
465 Art isn't easy. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
466 I'm just not ready to be tied down. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
467 I hadn't realized you two had tied the knot. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
468 Really, there is no pressure to contribute at these things. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
469 I hear the bottom of the Hudson is beautiful this time of year. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
470 Aren't you going to introduce me to your minus one? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
471 It's called Amway. Have you heard of it? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
472 I respect abstinence, but can't you just say "No thank you"? 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
473 You must be from Jersey? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
474 So you're ready to take the plunge! 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
475 This would have been easier had you RSVPed 'yes'. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
476 Well I see you've met Doug... 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
477 Maybe just try living together first? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
478 I feel like I was forced to attend this party too. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
479 We consider the concrete a pre-existing condition. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
480 I'm just glad I was finally able to bring you two together. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
481 Let's drown your sorrows first. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
482 So tell me again, Senators, how are you going to vote on Trump's new health care plan? 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
483 Thank you for agreeing to listen to a presentation about a fantastic time-share opportunity. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
484 I've always felt one of my gifts is my ability to captivate my audience. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
485 And you must be the S & Ms. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
486 My dears, the theme for tonight's soirée was whodunit, not Houdini. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
487 I understand you can't stay long... 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
488 Hey guys, great going away party. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
489 Can I have a moment of your time? 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
490 Great goodbye party! 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
491 As a "look", I'm not impressed. As an excuse for being late, it just might work. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
492 Did I tell you about my beautiful, creative, wonderful daughter who is climbing Everest to save the environment and ... 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
493 This piece is truly compelling - are you allowed to talk? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
494 Let me guess...you're journalists! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
495 You'll be interested in hearing about my grandson's essay. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
496 Last drink request? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
497 Don't you think you're going a little overboard? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
498 "You will remain there until each of you can say and spell "hors' d'oeuvres" correctly". 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
499 We call this "Two Bucket Chuck". 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
500 One for the Road 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
501 Sorry, the Hoffa tribute was last night. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
502 I was told to untie you only if you will stop talking about your dog. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
503 I know you may think we are going a little overboard here. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
504 Drink like a... sleep with the... I can't remember how it goes, but whatever. Fishes. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
505 Just sit tight, the tide's coming in. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
506 Why? Because we can't have you urinating all over the floor - That's why." 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
507 We have ways of making you small-talk. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
508 I see your excuse of being all tied up tonight didn't get you off the hook. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
509 Would I be too forward if I said I'm into this sort of thing, too? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
510 I see that you ordered Cabernet with the fish. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
511 "The Godfather's party is down the hall". 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
512 Is this your first wine hazing party? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
513 You wanted him. You can have him. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
514 So, you're in concrete. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
515 The invitation said, dress casually, not casualty. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
516 How ever do you take selfies? 1.3012 0.07013 83 66 9 8
517 I hear you're about to take the plunge! 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
518 I'm so awkward at times like this. I know 'bon voyage' doesn't suit, but.... 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
519 I'll never understand conceptual art. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
520 Thank you both for making this fundraiser a success! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
521 How long since you two tied the knot? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
522 I see you've made Mr. Toscani's bucket list. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
523 I admire a couple that does things together. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
524 This party is mobbed, eh? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
525 I admire your restraint. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
526 Don't go away, I'll be right back. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
527 So how did you two meet? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
528 So, I see you two voted against the health care bill. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
529 Before you start your free cruise, a quick question, can we can count on you guys to join our timeshare community today? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
530 Unfortunately, there are some things you just can't unsee 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
531 Thanks for coming, you'd mentioned that you might be all tied up! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
532 So when will the police be done gathering evidence? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
533 This is a party you're bound to enjoy! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
534 Now say you're sorry you cheated on me. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
535 The safe word is 'Trump.' 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
536 I've decided to unfriend you. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
537 You still have a say. Hudson or East River? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
538 I was an intern once. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
539 New at EPA? 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
540 I'd invite you to the after party, but I see you're tied up right now. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
541 It's hard to believe that book reviews are still taken seriously. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
542 I told Bugsy not to bring his work home. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
543 So, let's cement our relationship. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
544 Keep it in the bedroom guys 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
545 Are those boots by Ivanka? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
546 You two ready to take the plunge? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
547 I'd give you a drink but it might make you tipsy. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
548 Sorry, it's the new corporate policy -- no witnesses. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
549 Then you must meet the Flemingtons, they're also in witness protection. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
550 Do you want one more for the river. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
551 Could you smash those grapes a little faster? Big crowd tonight. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
552 Look at it this way.You won't be going through a messy divorce. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
553 Name your poison. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
554 So were you tied up in traffic? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
555 I'm sorry, but the CEO insisted that we needed to can two from our department 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
556 Mom, dad ... thanks for coming. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
557 Are you ready for the most realistic murder mystery dinner ever? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
558 We couldn't let you leave without a toast to your future together! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
559 Betty in H. R. mentioned that you'd be leaving us. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
560 Perhaps you shouldn't have called the Pollack 'a bunch of drizzle'. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
561 Soon you will fully understand the difference between "a drink" and "the drink". 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
562 Are you guys on a bind date? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
563 You never know what'll you'll see at the Met Gala. I've never heard of your designer. Beelzebub, you said? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
564 Well technically this gallery IS under water. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
565 I just love a captive audience! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
566 YOUR going away party, I assume? 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
567 Can I assume this is an involuntary transfer? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
568 The invitation said 'black tie and tails,' not back-tied in pails. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
569 Of course, I'd be happy to drop you off. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
570 As the new Faculty Senate Chair, need I remind you that elections have consequences? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
571 So what else is on your bucket list? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
572 Coming or going? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
573 Now, where were we before you tried to leave? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
574 I'm so glad I convinced you to come. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
575 You're late-- I was beginning to worry. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
576 So where do you two live--you'll pardon the expression. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
577 The 13th step 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
578 Designated drivers I presume? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
579 I just heard; the company's taking us on a river cruise tonight 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
580 I see the two of you have bonded! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
581 I hate it when my boss forces me to go to these mixers. What about you two? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
582 I'm guessing you guys brought the moscato with a screw cap. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
583 Quit whining. Everyone makes sacrifices. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
584 This isn't one of 'those' kind of parties... 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
585 I knew you two would have a lot in common. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
586 Joey's never dealt well with criticism of his Mojitos 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
587 ...and so I said repurpose THIS, you little bastard.. well, anyway, then... 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
588 You look like you could use the drink. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
589 How do you guys know Big Joey? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
590 At least you're honest about not wanting to be here... 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
591 Which airline did you say ................. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
592 We promise there'll be more in next year's budget for Witness Protection. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
593 You're over-trussed. 1.2800 0.07244 75 61 7 7
594 In about 10 minutes we are all heading out to the pool 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
595 Do you get bathroom breaks, or is that what the bucket is for? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
596 We'll miss the life you bring to a party. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
597 I see you're both wearing Carlo Gambino. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
598 So how do you know Mr. Capone? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
599 How often do you need to be watered? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
600 I told you, those co-op boards are simply murder 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
601 Thank you for the generous increase in your pledge. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
602 I'm always uncomfortable at these parties, too. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
603 Oh you'll love Sag Harbor! 1.2740 0.07366 73 60 6 7
604 Remember, you’re representing the existential plight of our upper-middle class. Without being too obvious about it! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
605 Well, at least you're not really missing much. Can you believe they're serving a Chilean merlot? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
606 Now, about that pledge contribution . . . 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
607 It's my party and I'll tie if I want to. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
608 This is our pre-flight training required for all airline passengers now. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
609 "Sally, did you do something new with your hair?! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
610 Welcome to United Airlines. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
611 I gather birth control pills aren't on your insurance plan. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
612 Make America Great again", that's all you said? 1.2740 0.07366 73 60 6 7
613 How else did you think the grapes got crushed? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
614 Make me an offer I can't refuse. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
615 That's the best reason for not drinking I've ever heard. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
616 Please, feel free to mingle. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
617 Well I get it...but nobody else will! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
618 You're not dancing? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
619 This certainly is one way to quit drinking. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
620 On a lighter note, the Italians are also responsible for this wonderful Barolo. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
621 The last stage of introvert immersion therapy is always the hardest. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
622 But enough about me—tell me about yourselves. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
623 I just love a captive audience! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
624 So , you're scientists? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
625 And don't go whining to H.R. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
626 You've really nailed this year's Met Gala theme. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
627 So avant-garde. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
628 So, it's a metaphor for your emotional unavailability? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
629 So where do you two live--if you'll pardon the expression? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
630 I heard the abyss is lovely this time of year. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
631 So, do you think Witness Protection would have been a better choice? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
632 Speaking of micro-apartments, how do you find living in a pot? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
633 Have a drink, it'll loosen you up. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
634 Did you guys just get bumped from your flight! 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
635 Okay -do you promise in future not to hold the glass by the stem, swirl the wine and comment on the bouquet? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
636 In five minutes, only the wine will be breathing. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
637 And there's one more surprise coming! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
638 I know it seems harsh but your grape stomping has produced a below average Pinot 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
639 Last chance. What's the vintage? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
640 I feel like you guys don't want to be here. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
641 You know, divorce no longer has the stigma it once did.... 1.2676 0.07495 71 59 5 7
642 Again, Thank you for investing with us, did you have any other questions? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
643 Are you life imitating art? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
644 I assume you got roped into this. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
645 I'm having a terrific time at your Going Away party! 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
646 I would like to see you two mingle a little more... 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
647 Tieing one on seems oddly appropriate. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
648 You're the parents, I assume? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
649 Yeah, I've heard the witness protection program isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
650 May I offer you a cyanide? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
651 The exhibits at the MoMA really are life-like. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
652 How about one for the drink? 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
653 Fortunately, you only have to sleep with the Fishers. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
654 Your soaking in it. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
655 Hey, that's great. We're having fish for dinner tonight too. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
656 I did the Ice Bucket Challenge but this is going too far 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
657 It's a classic Merlot, but the aroma has notes of chocolate, strawberry and East River. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
658 I'm having so much fun I could just stand here and talk with you guys forever.... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
659 Stop me if you'very heard this before, but... 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
660 You could have just called and told me you had another engagement. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
661 "Your lives sound fascinating! The worst thing I've ever done is to not tip my waiter". 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
662 Sorry, we're a bit tied up at the moment. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
663 Oh! We have a partial view of the river and it's just lovely. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
664 One straw or two? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
665 So, where do you go from here? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
666 Are you Art? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
667 Tell me, which of the 12 steps is this one? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
668 Concrete or cement? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
669 Charles and Suzanne! I knew you were bound to come. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
670 So, how do you two know Vinnie? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
671 I don't care for the concept but the execution is breathtaking. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
672 You two really take Charades seriously. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
673 You're right. Sometimes you just need to get out of your comfort zone. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
674 The one that correctly identified the raspberry notes on the finish will survive 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
675 Then it is true when they say "There's someone for everyone." 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
676 What a wonderful party! Thank you for hostaging. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
677 So glad you could fit us in before your other commitment. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
678 And....you will be forced to drink this very inferior Merlot. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
679 I see you met the other side of the family. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
680 So, Tony tells me you two plan to swim with the fishes! I just love to snorkel myself... 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
681 Well look what the tide dragged in. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
682 Thanks, but I'm not into threesomes. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
683 You swallowed during the tasting, didn't you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
684 ...and that's where I got the idea for my new lecture series 'How to Maintain a Captive Audience'. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
685 I thought you two kids should meet while you still had time. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
686 You must be the ones with pre-existing conditions. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
687 I hope we haven't inconvenienced you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
688 Welcome to the party! Looks like somebody has already taken care of you. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
689 Even so, it was brave of you to leak Trump's tax returns. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
690 We have reached a consensus. It's white wine when you eat fish and red wine when fish eat you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
691 Let's drown your sorrows first and then take it from there. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
692 Are you two together? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
693 There's a special hell for vinophobics like you. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
694 Would you like two straws? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
695 Finally, somebody who's willing to talk! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
696 I ordered perennials. Not Millennials. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
697 I knew you were bound to show up. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
698 Sure I can't drop you off somewhere? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
699 These parties are impossible to leave. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
700 I think The Sopranos was totally unrealistic, don't you? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
701 From now on every time I pass a potted plant I will imagine hearing sobs of loneliness and unfulfilled potential. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
702 So, what part of 'Spoilers get stitches and end up in ditches' did you not understand? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
703 It's too bad the lethal drugs expired. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
704 I thought you weren't coming because you were tied up. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
705 "Oh my dears! Where did you get that fabulous rope?! 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
706 Can I get your keys? You're blocking me in. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
707 Isn't it exciting? You have been selected to participate in the President's new cost saving health care plan! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
708 On the bright side-- you are not Sean Spicer. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
709 When she said attendance was mandatory I assumed she was joking. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
710 I hope you're not too drunk to dive. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
711 Are you represented? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
712 I like being tied up, too, but what's with the buckets? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
713 You could've just told me you were too tied up to come. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
714 As I was saying, before you rudely interrupted me... 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
715 Darlings, the committee loved your first installation. We see almost no problem with continuing your funding. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
716 Luigi says you'll be sleeping with the fishes. I swam with the dolphins once. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
717 Do you know the Jenkins'? They're in the East River. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
718 You just can't laugh during a Jeff Sessions misrepresentation. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
719 Never mind that; you're here now. What can I get you? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
720 The bonds of marriage are not on my bucket list 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
721 This art piece looks too realistic, or am I drunk? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
722 The poison or marriage, your choice. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
723 I learned a long time ago not to take a captive audience for granted. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
724 Just be careful around the pool. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
725 You gave yourselves away when he said "bigly." 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
726 Which do you want to hear about, my wine tasting class, CrossFit, or my newfound vegan lifestyle? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
727 They don't call my hubby Tommy "Two Buckets" Balboni for nothing. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
728 Our initiation rites predate the Revolutionary War. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
729 I think small talk requires a captive audience; don't you? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
730 So, what do performance artists do exactly? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
731 Typical male! Has to have a bigger bigger bucket! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
732 I see you've met my Uncle Vito. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
733 You display such restraint. Impressive in this market. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
734 Well, technically this is a concrete solution for the school board. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
735 A few good sips might loosen you up, but I can tell you're already potted. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
736 How was that move to New Jersey? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
737 Welcome to the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner. You must be with CBS? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
738 ...and that is how I think he will make America great again. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
739 The upside of dealing with Italians is there wine. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
740 ... except you have to do it backwards, in high heels, in a bucket, and with two lengths of rope tying your legs together. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
741 I still think it's rude to arrive so late. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
742 It's always a pleasure to meet my husband's business associates. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
743 So I heard you guys are going to be in Lake Tahoe. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
744 First, let me tell you all about my day. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
745 Not to worry, most couples feel like this the night before the wedding. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
746 I'm sure you share my concern about rising ocean levels. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
747 Yes, of course I know Fat Tony, but what did he mean by 'a fate worse than death'? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
748 Bon Voyage 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
749 Can I get you anything while Joey's bringing the car around? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
750 Well, this conversation has been simply captivating. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
751 Would you like two straws? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
752 'So, you must be the two they roped in to do the grape crush this year.' 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
753 How restrictive is the new diet? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
754 And me? Oh, I'm just moving to Canada. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
755 I promise. Next time we'll RSVP. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
756 Good news. We've arranged for express drop-off. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
757 I do SO love a captive audience. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
758 My wife roped me into this. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
759 I admire that you're both bound and determined to stand your ground. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
760 Cheers! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
761 All finished, have fun at prom! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
762 I thought you meant you were tied up in traffic. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
763 Performance art or low tip for the valet? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
764 You really should try to mingle. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
765 Speaking of vacations, you two going to the lake this summer? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
766 It's the standard punishment for people who use the words 'bucket list'. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
767 I'll drink this myself, since you're already potted. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
768 I'd untie you, but we promised to leave the space exactly as we found it. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
769 Well, if you hadn't whined about the wine... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
770 Have this drink. You look a little pale. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
771 Here's a fun game. Do you think this glass is half full or half empty" 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
772 So glad you could come. By the way, you'll be our entertainment later. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
773 I notice you're not really mingling. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
774 Leaving so soon? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
775 Oh, good, it looks like you were able to clear room in your busy schedules after all. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
776 Anyway, I won't keep you much longer 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
777 Are you just for display or could I buy you? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
778 Finally taking the plunge? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
779 You're lucky. Some people wait years for a transplant. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
780 These ice-breakers are just torture aren't they? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
781 Aren't you irked that he's less tied than you? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
782 I was so looking forward to seeing you at my soiree next Friday... are you sure you won't be able to attend? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
783 I heard the after party will be a splash. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
784 No, you don't need to call the Police. We are a sculpture by Rhue Von Ballinger and part of today's gallery exhibit. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
785 I don't understand why you people don't just do something to help yourself. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
786 I have to say that was an unusual wedding ceremony. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
787 Did you have any trouble finding the place? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
788 Any further comments about our cabernet's lack of "legs?" 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
789 To remove concrete, soak the shoes in cold water with salt and vinegar. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
790 We think of junior board members like potted plants 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
791 So glad you came! Did you have any trouble getting here? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
792 This Zinfandel goes well with the fishes 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
793 I have some ideas on how your heirs can avoid probate. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
794 You must be the Houdinis. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
795 Actually, to be honest, when you said you were going to be late because you were tied up I thought you were just making excuses. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
796 It looks like things are getting serious between you two. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
797 I have to ask because it's bothering me.... Were you here last week? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
798 Think of it as exploring the tension between the abstract and the concrete. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
799 Till depth do you part . 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
800 I've heard that Lake Michigan is lovely this time of year. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
801 I warned you it was an aggressive little wine. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
802 Would you like a straw? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
803 The host found out you were Republicans? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
804 Before you go, would you like a sip of a fair but firm pinot noir? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
805 I don't think so. I would have remembered. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
806 I call this piece "Nasty critics at my gallery opening.". Now, I'll call you an Uber." 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
807 I see you're already potted. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
808 Harvey and I are still working on our bucket list. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
809 Yeah, work's been dragging me down lately, too. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
810 If you don't want to donate to the foundation, just say so. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
811 At least the higher-ups kept you two on as office plants. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
812 I hope you know its wine and dine. Not wine and twine. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
813 My husband said to give you two shots and a splash. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
814 Yes, you can upgrade to an Orrefors bucket filled with hand-selected Amazon river stone. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
815 Critics of my art often fail the buoyancy challenge. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
816 Unfortunately, we don't have any straws. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
817 It's a wine tasting, I'm supposed to spit into the bucket... 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
818 I believe in staying positive. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
819 What a lovely going-away party! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
820 You don't know what "bucket-list" means, do you? 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
821 At least you won't need health insurance. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
822 And how'd you two meet? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
823 I would offer you this drink, but I see your hands are tied. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
824 You're carrying your AA pledges a bit far. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
825 Next time you should bring a better bottle of wine. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
826 I love talking to a captive audience! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
827 I simply had to have you two on my bucket list. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
828 Rumor has it that you're both ready to take the plunge. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
829 I'll be your somolinetrex this evening. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
830 So what're you guys doing later? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
831 It's inspiring to see you suffer for your art. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
832 Can I get you a Beer Helmet? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
833 It looks like you are having a rough evening. May I get you a drink? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
834 Two shots and a splash? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
835 We've run out of straws. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
836 You're an interesting couple. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
837 So who do you know in the mob? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
838 You don't have to worry until the guy with a bag of cement shows up. Until then, enjoy. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
839 I warned you this cocktail party would be torture! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
840 I know just what you mean: I often feel trapped at parties, too. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
841 I’ve held you both hostage long enough. You should mingle. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
842 It's a slight variation of the blind taste test. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
843 And you will stay here until you can taste the difference between a Zinfandel and a Pinot. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
844 Now that I have your attention, the reasons that I voted for Donald Trump are . . . 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
845 So, how did you meet? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
846 I don't want to be here either. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
847 I prefer a captive audience 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
848 You must be the Irish-Italian dance instructors. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
849 Ah, President Trump's cabinet has arrived. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
850 Here's to cementing our friendship. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
851 Consider yourselves lucky: you should see the line for the toilet. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
852 What part of mandatory don't you understand? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
853 You're being very good sports. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
854 Congratulations! You two have won the draw for a surprise visit to the East River. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
855 Those shoes are to die for. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
856 Cheers, Emma and Colin. Mr. Mankoff said it'll take some getting used to, but you'll figure it out soon enough. Probably. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
857 Now that I have your undivided attention. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
858 Yeah, my IRA has some pretty stiff penalties for early withdrawals, too. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
859 One last chance: It's merlot or the East River. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
860 Don't Brad and Kate just throw the best immersion therapy parties? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
861 I suppose we'll be holding your exit interviews right here. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
862 And next I have for you an au verre you can't refuse. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
863 I once hit rock bottom too. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
864 I respect your courage in supporting a third party candidate 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
865 I'd offer you a glass of wine but it appears we're ready to load you onto the truck. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
866 You won't have a problem with this job. The pool is only 3 feet deep. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
867 This is one heckuva going away party. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
868 Last time you criticize the president, Mr. Will. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
869 But enough about me. How do you know the Sopranos? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
870 We're clearing out the swamp to make room for the cesspool. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
871 Having a captive audience has vastly improved my cocktail party experience. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
872 Best going away party ever. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
873 Only if you stop telling us why you voted for Hillary. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
874 I'm also trying to quit drinking. I just have no self control. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
875 I'm so glad we could take the weight off your shoulders. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
876 I can't tell you that. You obviously can't keep a secret. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
877 You know, those shoes really do make the outfit. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
878 I'd offer you two a drink but it looks like you're already potted. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
879 I'm feeling ... early American witchcraft ... cum colonial/corporate greed ... cum post modern existential malaise. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
880 For Here or to Go? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
881 Welcome to The Harry Houdini Temperance League ... we follow a one-step program here. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
882 You are taking this bucket list a little too far. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
883 We bring out the best for our farewell parties... 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
884 Yes, you are the only Trump supporters here. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
885 You must be the two that ordered the red wine with fish... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
886 I'm glad you made it to the party even though you guys said you were all tied up. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
887 Ordinarily, one wouldn't wear cement at this time of year. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
888 Already potted, huh? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
889 You know toenail fungus doesn't have the stigma it once had. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
890 Congratulations, but I have a different idea of a bucket list. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
891 Can I get you something to unwind? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
892 Well, you two certainly embraced that "for better or for worse" thing. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
893 Art? Or fish bait? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
894 This party's a hit. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
895 Which would you prefer for drowning -- tap or bottled? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
896 Structured settlement? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
897 All couples dress alike. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
898 Rich, fruity, with just a hint of punishment. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
899 My husband I separated last week, but enough about me, how did you two meet? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
900 "Please mingle...I don't want to tie you up all evening". 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
901 Hi I'm Mable , I'm a dystopian. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
902 That's not quite how we do the ice bucket challenge. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
903 The Pinot Gris goes well with fish. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
904 I'm reading a book called "The Secret," about positive thinking and the law of attraction. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
905 This is the best going away party I've ever been to. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
906 Have you seen the pool? It'll take your breath away. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
907 You had your chance to accept a voucher on a future cruise. Now we need your cabin for our employees. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
908 Three-Finger Tommy throws the best parties, doesn't he? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
909 Yes, that's quick-set cement. Why do you ask? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
910 Were you able to infiltrate the Trump rally? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
911 Would you like a drink, or are you already potted? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
912 I don't know anyone else at this party. I hope you don't mind. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
913 You shouldn't have told us you voted for him. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
914 Here, this will help you get through it. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
915 It's probably a good idea to keep your political views to yourselves, these days. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
916 We do try to add a cordial sophistication to our executions. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
917 We didn't really want to come to this party, but our hands were tied. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
918 What a coincidence! My husband and I are in concrete, as well. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
919 Well, it sure looks like an effective alternative to AA. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
920 I think you can be the kind of couple that stays deeply committed. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
921 I wish I could lay off the drinks and hors d'oeuvres like you guys. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
922 Don't ya just hate going away parties? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
923 You look like you're dying for something wet. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
924 Did you really think you could have gotten away with bringing that boxed stuff AND Velveeta?! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
925 Try the Chardonnay--it goes better with fish. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
926 So... what brings you to Mar-A-Lago? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
927 Well if it keeps you from overeating, good for you. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
928 The East River is marvelous this time of year 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
929 So, you intend to join a restricted club? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
930 Did I hear you're going away? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
931 Wait, you just flew back on WHICH airline? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
932 I'll never understand modern art. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
933 Oh well you know, these company mixers are always a little awkward. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
934 Talk, or the Pinot goes in the bucket.... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
935 What flight were you on? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
936 It's a softer red. It goes well with fish. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
937 It's nothing personal - we're just draining the swamp of Democrats. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
938 No invitation? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
939 We take double dipping very seriously. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
940 So, when are you two going to take the plunge and finally tie the knot? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
941 So what happened after you told your boss you hate networking events? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
942 So how did you two get roped into coming to this party? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
943 Now that I have your attention... 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
944 I so enjoy having a captive audience. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
945 And it's rich in antioxidants for long life. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
946 Now do I have your full attention? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
947 You must be Democrats. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
948 Next time bring better wine. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
949 Hazing is an important part of our corporate culture. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
950 Which part of the 12 step program is this? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
951 You must be the designated divers. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
952 Let me tell you about MY day. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
953 It's such a pity that your applications to the witness protection program were delayed. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
954 While they felt flattered to be the honored guests at the mob's second annual "Swimming with the Fishes Gala," the Fazios still found it hard to really relax and enjoy it. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
955 Did you forget each other's safe word? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
956 R&D always suspected you were plants. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
957 Your health plan has significant restrictions, but does include a free glass of wine. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
958 What was it exactly that you said to the Don? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
959 I had this dream last night. I was wearing brown slacks - or were they tan? - no, brown - hold on, maybe they were bluuuue... 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
960 Is this performance art or couple therapy? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
961 Enough about me. Have I told you about my cat? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
962 Only fools praise French wine at a Mafia wine tasting. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
963 I admire your self-restraints. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
964 I feel so badly for you. Say... Do you guys still have that rent control apt. in Manhattan? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
965 I don't care what you say. Your pre-existing condition is not my problem. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
966 Wow this really is social torture! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
967 I'm sure it was an innocent bookkeeping error. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
968 You must be the couple that didn't RSVP. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
969 And the only difference is that the woman's pail is shorter? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
970 I understand Vito's grades will be improving this term. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
971 Let's toast to your new life together. I'm a divorce attorney if you need me. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
972 I call it "First 100 Days." 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
973 Stomp a little longer, I'm not quite getting the tang I was hoping for. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
974 So Canada said no to your immigration application? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
975 We find that cocktails make the exit interviews much more pleasant 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
976 So how do you like being teachers? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
977 You must be the last 2 of the Obama administration 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
978 Well, you had to be Democrats. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
979 Have you ever just considered moving to Canada? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
980 You ditched me at the last party, didn't you? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
981 In Chicago, some things never change. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
982 Oh, that silly Tony. He's gone and mixed up the Guest List and the Death List again! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
983 Actually, the Club’s initiation process is just a notch above hazing. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
984 Sorry to see you go... 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
985 Oh, my! Vera, come see this contemporary repartee on American Gothic… 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
986 Compliments of the couple on the wall. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
987 Your last chance! Will you like me on Facebook? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
988 Are you the deplorables? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
989 Welcome to our Badaboom's yacht party. The main course is seafood... if you get ny drift. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
990 Have you ever heard of single premium life? Because I think that really could be the ticket for you. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
991 Who knew this party would be a hit? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
992 Don't worry, you'll grow out of it. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
993 I just don't get contemporary art. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
994 It was the only way we could guarantee your party remained a surprise. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
995 I would offer you a drink, but I see you are tied up at the moment. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
996 I'm sorry you won't be able to join us for dinner later. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
997 My therapist says I'm stuck, too. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
998 But enough about me-- go mingle! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
999 Now that I've got you, let me tell you all about my cat's intestinal problems. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1000 It's an off-vintage for Bordeaux. Trust me, you'd hate it. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1001 Our administration's hazing is a friendlier form of waterboarding. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1002 Charles tells me you swim with fishes. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1003 Does this mean you two are back together again? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1004 Well hello, I'd heard you two weren't free tonight. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1005 Let's just say you're toast! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1006 I'm guessing this wasn't on your bucket list. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1007 That's the only way I would be able to stop drinking. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1008 So I'm guessing you didn't got the memo on disagreeing with the new administration's policies? 1.2182 0.08078 55 48 2 5
1009 So why were you two running late? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1010 We don't add the concrete until you're done squashing the grapes. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1011 This campus welcomes conservative speakers. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1012 If the first twelve steps fail, we guarantee the thirteenth will work. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1013 Well that explains the dead fish! I thought it was just a bad caterer. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1014 I know, dears. But what would you do with un-tenured faculty? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1015 You two should make quite a splash at the after-party. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1016 This is best, because you won't have to appear at any congressional hearing. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1017 I can't let you drink without a designated diver. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
1018 May I tell you more about this time-share opportunity? 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1019 It is supposed to breathe for a few minutes... 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1020 So, that's my summer travel plans. How about you? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1021 You'll have to excuse Peter, he just finished a Sopranos marathon. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1022 So how do you two know Guido? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1023 My husband will drop you off. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1024 I see you have another party to go to. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1025 I hear you two are ready to take the plunge. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1026 Those shoes are to die for. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1027 I see that you are only on step 3. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1028 At last, someone who will listen! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1029 This wine pairs well with fish... 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1030 Your first Live Art exhibit? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1031 Welcome to the Soprano's cast party. Vinny will give you a ride home. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1032 This wine is to die for. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1033 This one should pair nicely with the fishes. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1034 Was this on your bucket list? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1035 I recall I was held hostage once... 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
1036 Oh come on, give me a hug. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1037 Goodness, and I thought I needed a cocktail this evening. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1038 It looks mildly intriguing, but I'm over my 50 Shades of Grey phase. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1039 I understand you two are on loan from the mob. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1040 Thanks for coming. I'll have Guido drop you off on his way home. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1041 So, what brings you here? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1042 I hear you've cemented your relationship 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1043 Finally, someone who will listen to my vacation highlights! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1044 Can I drop you off somewhere? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1045 Have you reconsidered our time share offer? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1046 If you're tied up, I can get the next round. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1047 We felt a going away party was appropriate. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1048 I would ask if the boss drug you here kicking and screaming, but it looks more like you just dropped in... 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1049 You knew there would be consequences for serving red wine with fish. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1050 We refused to drink the Kool-Aid. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1051 But enough about me, what's new in your lives? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1052 Is this the last item on your bucket list? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1053 I'm going to have to stop you here. I'm not comfortable where this conversation is going. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1054 Who knew the ice-bucket challenge would go this far? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1055 No, you won't go in the river. I'll just bore you to death. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1056 Well, everyone else knew to bring a hostess gift. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1057 Happy to help; white or red? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1058 And I thought I was potted. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1059 You two have made my bucket list. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1060 Welcome to the mafia mixer for new snitches 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1061 Which wine do you like with fish? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1062 So, I hear you've joined that new East River fitness club. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1063 You'll be fine -- just don't swallow! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1064 No pressure Emma and Colin.... still a few days till deadline. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1065 Love the shoes! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1066 How you are getting out of here? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1067 I see that your friendship has been cemented! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1068 And that's why we are so late. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1069 As you've gathered, the club's initiation process is quite strict. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1070 So how do you know the Fishes? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1071 That sounds fascinating - is it anything like swimming with dolphins? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1072 You guys must be the death of the party. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1073 Did you get a chance to try the shrimp? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1074 My condolences on the loss of all your hopes and dreams. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1075 Who gets the hemlock mojito? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1076 "For what it's worth, I love your shoes"! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1077 We chill the people, not the wine. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1078 I just want to thank you for volunteering tonight to be the designated drivers . 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1079 I wouldn't have come to this party if I'd known it was going to be such a mob scene. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1080 Realism has gotten so... real. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1081 Rocco said something about showing you guys our riverfront area. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1082 So tell me, which of my pieces did you like best? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1083 First one to cross the finish line gets the job. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1084 And the one who most accurately identifies the varietal will not go into the river. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1085 Aren't those shoes killing you? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1086 It was wonderful talking to you. Have a great day. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1087 The pool is out back. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1088 And United lost your luggage, too? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1089 I'd throw this wine in your face for effect but it's a 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1090 And that's why I struggle with contemporary art. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1091 ... and our youngest, Mary, was just named student of the month, and ... 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1092 Boy, you two look like you need to loosen up and unwind. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1093 Welcome to Day Two of aversion therapy. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1094 But on a first date? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1095 ...and two years ago I had this outbreak of hives... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1096 Vinnie tells me you are about to take a long trip out to sea... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1097 I don't think that is how the ice bucket challenge works! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1098 Could I have your drink tickets? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1099 Oh, dear. Have I been talking too much? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1100 If you really wanted to make a statement, you should be wearing blindfolds. Just sayin'. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1101 Isn't Lent over? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1102 I know this is no fun, but great art is never easy... 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1103 My bucket list, my rules. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1104 How are you finding this year's parent-teacher conference? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1105 Just think of this as a concrete token of our esteem. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1106 I hope I didn't strongarm you too much. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1107 I guess you two'll be sticking around for awhile? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1108 Feel free to leave. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1109 Really, couples shock therapy? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1110 Sorry but we have spoken to you before about bringing oaky chardonnay. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1111 So whose bucket list are you on? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1112 This is wrong. You shouldn't be horribly punished like this just for voting for Trump. Hm. On second thought, yes you should. Bon Voyage! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1113 As soon as the cement hardens you will embark on your complementary cruise. Meanwhile, enjoy the festive atmosphere. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1114 Anti-potted plants is it? Well I'm supporting grape workers- you want to bet who helps their cause more tonight. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1115 I hear you've gone dormant until the next administration. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1116 Look, you two, you promised me you'd try to mingle more this time. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1117 Week 1 at the center for cellphone rehab 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1118 Marvelous use of negative space. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1119 You guys met on Mafia.Com, right? 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1120 Personally, I'd legalize pot. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1121 Let me show you our new private dock. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1122 With your pre-existing conditions, you will enjoy this affordable treatment with Trumpcare. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1123 I'm glad to see you're exercising some restraint at our party. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1124 Being tied up at an art opening has always been on our bucket list. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1125 So you're both having a drink with Big Vinny afterward the party? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1126 Congratulations on tying the knot. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1127 Fortunately we got out of journalism before the change in administrations. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1128 I just know you'll love the dip "I can't wait for you to try the dip. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1129 So, any concrete plans for the weekend? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1130 So, how long have you known Luca? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1131 I find these wine and cheese events torturous as well. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1132 Really? You used the same excuse for being late to you niece's bat mitzvah. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1133 It was so kind of you to stop my on your way to getting whacked! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1134 I understand you're the folks who won the double dare contest. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1135 Are you staying for the boat ride? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1136 I see you two were bound to attend this opening. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1137 Is the elevator working again? Or did you hop up? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1138 I suppose you think I drink like the fishes. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1139 That may keep you from drinking, but what about the Twelve Steps? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1140 Can I call you an Uber? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1141 So what part of the Hamptons are they dumping you at? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1142 So how much did he pay you for that forged Picasso? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1143 What a wonderful opportunity for me to tell you about my recent surgery. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1144 I agree. People forget you so much faster when there's no tombstone. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1145 Tough audit? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1146 Maybe next time you'll return the RSVP card. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1147 Even though you got roped into this, it will cement your relationship. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1148 Been there. Done that. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1149 Sorry. This is a no smoking cruise. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1150 Ever since Trump, the East River has become so unfashionable. You'll love the Hudson. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1151 So we're on your bucket list? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1152 I thought this happened only in the movies. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1153 You are NOT stick in the muds! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1154 Anyways, how are the kids? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1155 I'll bet this wasn't on your bucket list. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1156 We've decided to live metaphorically. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1157 The sommalier's decisions are final. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1158 Say Hi to Vito for me. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1159 First rule of living in the Big Apple: don't snitch on the mafia. Second rule… ditto. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1160 Still, it's good of him to throw a Bon Voyage party. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1161 It's not that you wouldn't be a marvelous addition to my collection, it's just I have no idea where I'd put you. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1162 Now that I have you here, I'd like to talk to you about a major donation to the museum. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1163 A nice sicilian red to mark the occasion? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1164 It's better than being tongue-tied. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1165 Who ordered the float? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1166 Your on someone's bucket list 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1167 This will set you free. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1168 You will taste this wine and you will give it 92 points. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1169 What exactly do bed bugs in the lobby couches have to do with me, Brad? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1170 You will find our wine tasting is a bit different than most ... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1171 Pardon me, but are you really art? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1172 And then she said...I'm not boring you am I? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1173 You're right. This wine is to die for. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1174 What happened to your hair? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1175 So I see you have voiced your opinion at liberal party? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1176 I know the feeling -- when Schwarzenegger won in 2003, I had to dye my hair green. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1177 You're not leaving are you? 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1178 Is this interactive art?! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1179 On behalf of Make-A-Wish, I welcome you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1180 So you are the pair who hacked Wine Spectator! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1181 How's your immersion therapy going? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1182 Are you sure the party doesn't want you running again Hillary and Tim? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1183 Welcome to Snitch Hell. Glass of box wine? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1184 That still sounds like more fun than the Circle Line. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1185 I feel the same way at these things. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1186 Welcome to your first Parent Volunteer Committee meeting. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1187 Honestly, I didn't think you would accept my invitation. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1188 These conferences are just torture, don't you think? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1189 No! I said you if you get tied up, I'll pick up the ICE bucket stand 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1190 Is this your first visit to the East River? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1191 I think you two just need to get away. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1192 Keep stomping, Bob needs a refill. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1193 It's called The Titanic Ultimate Escape Room... Fantastic experience! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1194 At "Going Out in Style", we use only the finest artisinal concrete curing techniques and antique buckets that best match your accessories. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1195 You must be the Untitleds... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1196 What are you doing after the party? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1197 Welcome to United Airlines pre-boarding compliance and cavity search happy-hour, I see you may be flying standby with us today! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1198 I guess it was a rough flight. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1199 I confess I've felt out of place from time to time. How about you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1200 Heard you've been tied up and in some hot water, but I'm still glad you could be here. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1201 We took a vote and it was this or Cards Against Humanity. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1202 Stay right there. I've got someone you just have to meet. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1203 They gave you an offer; You refused! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1204 I've been authorized to quadruple our offer to buy your life insurance policies. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1205 Now, about that raise 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1206 So, what did Mr. Coppola think of your review of his wine? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1207 Socially awkward. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1208 We haven't met. You must be the Houdinis. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1209 Where are my manners? Would like to smell the Shiraz? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1210 ...and that's when I realized it would make a great app. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1211 Never crash a Mafia party! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1212 So that's my bucket list. How about you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1213 Ready to reconsider your criticism of Trump? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1214 Oh and have you seen our new swimming pool? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1215 Congratulations on your sobriety. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1216 I find this Beaujolais pairs well with sea water 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1217 Rumor has it you weren't very cooperative. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1218 I can offer you a glass of wine to make up for any inconvenience we may have caused. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1219 "Sleeping with the fishes" actually sounds very relaxing. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1220 Did you know that climate change can cause a rise in sea level? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1221 So you'll be joining us on the evening cruise? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1222 Is 'Don't just stand there. We've been mugged!' part of the artist's conceptualism? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1223 I hear you two will be swimming with the fishes. How exotic! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1224 Sorry, but the others did not appreciate your bringing 2Buck Chuck to the vintage of the century tasting. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1225 In hindsight, the VIP package was a good value for money. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1226 When I invited you, you said you were all tied up tonight and lo and behold, here you are! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1227 I guess you'll be going into the high-risk pool? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1228 I can't speak to the artistic merit, but you're much more interesting to talk to than the other installations. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1229 And when we're done with drinks we'll pour the cement and drop you in the pool. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1230 So which one of you will be handling the Best Picture envelope this year? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1231 In my day it was a scarlet letter. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1232 You must be doing the new ICE bucket protest. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1233 Tell me again what it was that you said to the winemaker about his wine? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1234 Let me be the last to say bon voyage! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1235 A major network is interested. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1236 Congratulations, I hear you're now part of the Permanent Collection. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1237 Just a few more of these and you won't feel a thing... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1238 So this party was on your bucket list? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1239 I've also memorized Part One of Atlas Shrugged--I'm sure you'd like to hear that too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1240 So your boss made you come to this party? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1241 It's a treatment modality for what? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1242 So, AA didn't work for you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1243 I'm glad I'm not in your shoes 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1244 I see you're in the one-step program. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1245 Oh my goodness, this installation is the most lifelike one in the show. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1246 I give up. Does it sound like Nantucket? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1247 This is not the way to cement your relationship. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1248 I didn't know it was so hard to be the designated driver. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1249 I see you tied the knot before you kicked the bucket . 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1250 Ah. You must be Tony's new accounting team. How's it going? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1251 The pleasure was mine. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1252 Listen to me! I haven't talked this much in years. Must be the wine! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1253 Some wine before we board the boat? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1254 Perhaps you didn't get my messages: I said I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1255 Considering this is your first affair, you're showing great restraint! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1256 No, this is the Rosen bar mitzvah. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1257 I'm in acquisitions. So, what did you do? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1258 Now that I have your undivided attention. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1259 I see you're wearing Tony Soprano 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1260 What did you put on your bucket list? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1261 Would you like a drink before we throw you overboard? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1262 Wait a second, yes I do! Last year's office party at Comet Ping Pong! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1263 The stakes at these fundraisers just keep getting higher, don’t they? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1264 You performance artists are so captivating. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1265 Until you can identify the Malbec, you'll remain here. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1266 You must be the new donors 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1267 So, you worked for the previous administration? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1268 Must be your first time at Club Masochist? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1269 Don't worry. The mob only does that to people in cartoons. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1270 Well I see you have decided to tie the knot! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1271 I'm sorry you voted for Trump, but now its payback time. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1272 You crushed these grapes yourself?! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1273 Say, "Please". 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1274 The diet is working, both of you look great! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1275 Try the chardonnay...it goes well with fish. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1276 It's called the mafia diet and it really works! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1277 So then I told my shrink that most people won't let me speak to them for long. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1278 I guess "toast" has taken on a different meaning. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1279 It's called the icebreaker challenge. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1280 Bucket list? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1281 Friends don't let friends drive drunk. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1282 Next time wash your feet before you crush the grapes! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1283 Let me tell you about my first colonoscopy prep....... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1284 I'm going to suggest we skip the next networking exercise on "working the room". 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1285 I'll untie you if you admit ice and red wine are non-sympatico. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1286 Christ, what an asshole. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1287 So, you mean AA has a 13th step? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1288 No, this is terminal one. Delta Airlines is terminal two. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1289 Oh, I'm so sorry the club rejected your membership, but you know it only takes one negative vote and we dump you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1290 I understand you each have a pre- existing condition? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1291 This must be the last number on your bucket list. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1292 I'm feeling a little potted myself. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1293 . . . So that's what's wrong with my life. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1294 You must be the folks with the art bidding addiction. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1295 The ice bucket challenge never appealed to me. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1296 What are you doing after the party? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1297 any regrets with your voting choices?? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1298 A cure for restless leg syndrome, smoking and drinking? How's it working for you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1299 Just a small gathering to welcome you to the co-op, the board seemed very impressed. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1300 Can I get you anything.? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1301 Please, you'll have to forgive the restraints. But there's a rumor circulating that you're both Middle Class homeowners with student loan debt? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1302 Pairs well, but a rough finish. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1303 Oh, don't be so selfish. A lot of people would die to be thrown into the Hudson right now. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1304 The first party as a vegan is the hardest! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1305 So, how was your trip? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1306 Who wants to get wineboarded first? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1307 Me? I just set mine to airplane mode and try not to think about it. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1308 I think you'll find the Sauvignon Blanc is refreshingly crisp. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1309 No, I insist, don't lift a finger. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1310 Well yes, but at least our plan has no death squads... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1311 I'll ask you again: do you believe in anthropomorphic global warming 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1312 Just because you two just got promoted doesn't change the Fact that I still pick the winning caption. CLEAR? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1313 I know that dock area isn’t safe—but don’t you love the rent? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1314 It's a young red, but who has the time nowadays to let it age. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1315 Could you two crush the grapes a bit faster? My glass is running dangerously low. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1316 You'll learn to love our strong HOA. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1317 For better for worse 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1318 I must confess. It was not totally your fault. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1319 Stay as long as you like! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1320 On second thought, I don't think you will be needing this. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1321 Me too, I feel like I am drowning every day! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1322 And you're captives of the bride or the groom? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1323 Here's mud in your eyes. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1324 Toast? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1325 Our kids called it the new ice bucket challenge. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1326 So, tell me about your new diet. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1327 So do you kids have any plans for the weekend? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1328 This is a classy wine so keep your feet in the bucket till you get home. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1329 So, your health insurance doesn't consider this to be a pre-existing condition? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1330 Let me guess: Step #13? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1331 Wouldn't Antabuse be simpler? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1332 we said no red wine in the beige room. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1333 French or Italian? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1334 I know you both feel your hands are tied, but let's put an offer on this house before you get cold feet. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1335 Well, if it isn't Harriet Houdini and her long-suffering sidekick. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1336 Chardonnay? Oh wait, I see you are designated divers.... 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1337 How was Sicily? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1338 Tell me, was this going-away party really a surprise? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1339 Welcome to the Get Roughed Up and Dropped in a River Experience. Enjoy the cocktail reception while the rest of the guests arrive. Spoiler alert, though, it's just gonna be more fuckin' white people, because of COURSE it is 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1340 Only distantly related to Harry Houdini, you say ... how fascinating. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1341 Crash a Mensa party you hit the bucket list 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1342 So, is this your last time here? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1343 And then afterwards they mount your footprints at Grauman's Chinese. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1344 Granted, it’s an awkward initiation. But we find most new guests simply muddle through. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1345 You're gonna love your timeshare. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1346 And what brought you two together? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1347 The 18th century is so in right now. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1348 Would you care for some water boarding? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1349 I understand you've just returned from North Korea. How was it? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1350 Um, yeah. Definitely not on my bucket list. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1351 I'm so glad you both decided to come hear about how schools of choice are going to save our public education system. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1352 Before I down a couple I always down a couple. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1353 Can I Uber you to the pier? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1354 Don't you just hate being roped into these things. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1355 I told you my brother was a deadweight 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1356 I'm afraid my husband takes double-dipping really seriously 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1357 Don't tell anyone, but I don't really love this wine either. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1358 It's a silly game called Sleep with the Fishes, but our little guy takes it very seriously. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1359 C'mon, don't you think it's funny that this wine also needs more time to breathe? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1360 Finally, both sip a portion of this love potion. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1361 I'm in real estate and I see you're in cement. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1362 I like your hair; nice tousled effect. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1363 This is the fun part, the cement dries and we all say, "bada bing bada boom" and throw you into the harbor. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1364 Bon Voyage 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1365 You've been sent to network with the fishes, I see. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1366 I see they ran out of trellises. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1367 Here's a toast to a long and stable marriage. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1368 Congratulations! I see you're ready to take the plunge. 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
1369 Live long and prosper. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1370 If there is ever anything that I can do, just call. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1371 That's quite a bucket list. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1372 And then I said, "Cathy, you can't make people listen to your problems!" 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1373 "Well, look at it this way you still have freedom of speech. Wine?'' 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1374 You must be the parents of the bride. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1375 It's wonderful to see that you have bonded so nicely. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1376 Good job in crushing the grapes. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1377 So, how are you two enjoying the Dada pool party? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1378 So what is it that got you to tie the knot? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1379 You really need to circulate more. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1380 Are you both dirty rats? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1381 Be patient. The Lone Ranger is on his way. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1382 Thank you for listening to all the stories about my pets. Can you believe my family actually thinks they're boring? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1383 Let me guess - you're both escapologists. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1384 Any last words before you complete your bucket list? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1385 I find this conversation so captivating 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1386 What did you think Roger meant when he put you on our bucket list? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1387 Would you like a drink? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1388 Welcome to texters anonymous. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1389 It's my party and I'll tie if I want to. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1390 How long have you two lived in Brooklyn? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1391 And how was the #TheCementGala this year? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1392 I understand you folks are going swimming later. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1393 Who or what you sleep with is your own business. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1394 Where were we? Oh yes, let me tell you about my daughter's gap year... 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1395 Your health insurance policy's approach to couple therapy is innovative, to say the least. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1396 Of course we welcome diverse opinions. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1397 Peter couldn't make it. He's tied up at work. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1398 The wine steward insists you give it another try. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1399 Let me show you the ropes 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1400 This is the last time you Californians will bring Pinot Noir to a New York cocktail party. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1401 To you and the fishes in the deep blue sea 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1402 Tonight you sleep with the fish-inspired bouillabaisse with Pernod infusion. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1403 you poor things, don't know what you did but can I get you a merlot, chardonnay or sparking water? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1404 So how do you like the neighborhood? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1405 Next time, maybe you'll think before you serve a Malbec with halibut. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1406 My apologies for roping you into this conversation. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1407 I see you're bound and determined... 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1408 Do you need a straw? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1409 Peter and Laurie had no idea what lay in store for them at the "How To Be A Better Listener: The Immersive Theatre Cocktail Party Experience." 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1410 Will you be staying for dinner? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1411 I pronounce you husband and wife for better or worse 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1412 Those buckets are so last year. I wouldn't be caught dead in those ropes. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1413 Why, yes, of course we'll do all we can to keep you on the wagon. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1414 We really need to get together when the two of you aren't so tied up. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1415 So, tomorrow's the big day! Nervous? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1416 Are you part of the exhibit finale at the East River? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1417 Well, Ivanka and Jared, I'll bet you're sorry you decided to crash Elizabeth Warren's summer party. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1418 Well! Here's to the fishes! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1419 Then I suppose there will be no dancing tonight?" 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1420 It's our new required attendance policy. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1421 So, tying the knot was on your bucket list. Cheers! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1422 I've learned a lot by watching you two. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1423 Like we discussed in our session, escaping only reinforces your social anxiety. Now, mingle and relax. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1424 I love the idea of installation art incorporating mob retribution. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1425 That investigation into our company's financial records was eye opening. Management finally noticed you. Congratulations on getting the attention you deserve. By the way, if you don't mind me asking, what kind of bonus are you getting? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1426 Stomp faster. We are running low on red 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1427 Congratulations on the marriage. So when did you tie the knot? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1428 Thank you so much for coming. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1429 It's sacramental wine. And don't forget the blessing! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1430 You must be the new introverts in 4C. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1431 That is So Gangster! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1432 Looks like you'll be dropping in for the fish dinner. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1433 You'll find the '08 Lafite goes great with the Hudson. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1434 It's a real shame you won't be joining us for dinner. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1435 Tony said to tell you bon voyage. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1436 Okay now. Tell me again why you don’t like President Trump? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1437 Well, enough about me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1438 Your paintings aren't selling, but I have an offer from a couple who want to install you in their foyer. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1439 'I didn't know AA added a 13th step." 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1440 As you can see, we have a concrete plan. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1441 We thought the invitation said "Blackened and Tied" 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1442 So you're following the "no-willpower needed" diet. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1443 Oh, the pool party's tomorrow: didn't Tony tell you? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1444 You might like to try this one. Nice and dry with a light, buoyant aspect that seems to just float above the palate... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1445 I think they're watering down the drinks too. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1446 Looks like you could really use a pick-me-up 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1447 Of course you're under no obligation. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1448 Soon it won't be awkward to unfriend you guys. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1449 And I used to have Republican friends. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1450 Did you have any trouble getting here? 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1451 I'm not a fan of cement shoes before Memorial Day, but my husband, "The Don", is no fashionista. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1452 You're still not listening. I'm telling you it's a wine you can't refuse. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1453 Yes, you're making a statement. That part I've got. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1454 I like being single; so many of my friends are stuck in bad marriages. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1455 Remind me what thing you’re raising awareness of. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1456 Wow, you must have done something really naughty to have been dumped off here. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1457 Ayn Rand toasts two Scientology whistleblowers. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1458 Tony wants to know if you remembered to stop the mail. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1459 We're almost out - here's what it's supposed to taste like when you're done. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1460 ... then she asked me if I was near-sighted, so I told her they're just for show, then she said... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1461 ...we just find some of your views questionable. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1462 Payback is always on my bucket list. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1463 Literalists, are we? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1464 And "Goodfellas"? I just can't get enough of Scorsese. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1465 We both forgot our safe word. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1466 Did I hear one of you say, "I thirst."? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1467 Thank you for taking such an interest in my newfound veganism! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1468 I've been meaning to ask you both, what about our new management keeps you up at night? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1469 Enough about me. What's your story? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1470 And now how will you be voting on the repeal of Obamacare? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1471 Feel free to peruse my artwork. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1472 So, I guess you two aren't thinking of having children" 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1473 I sometimes feel that way at these things too. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1474 Maybe it was a bad idea to solicit gallery funding from the mob. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1475 Please enjoy the wine; it's complimentary. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1476 You're not seeing the big picture. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1477 It's not like we are forcing you to stay. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1478 Ahh I love the river. Full of charm and mystery. You must tell me all about it. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1479 So glad you're staying for the investment strategy presentation. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1480 You must be the new Russian spies who have planted here. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1481 You should meet my ex. In every argument he said I would play the victim. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1482 So you're saying you wouldn't give up your berth? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1483 I take it you knew Larry in his 'Bad Boy' phase. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1484 and if you survive the swimming test, we'll know you did not lie on your immigration application. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1485 I always read the Terms and Conditions before accepting. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1486 Our office parties have never been popular. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1487 I'll be happy to see my ex take the plunge. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1488 I'm sorry you won't be donating this year but I understand your hands are tied. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1489 That's interesting. So how long have you both worked for the mob? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1490 Is this an installation or outsider art? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1491 Well if your not in a rush to leave can I tell you all about my operation? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1492 I'd like to ask the curator if you come as a set or individual pieces. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1493 I understand you're tonight's entertainment. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1494 I'm so glad that you decided to stay! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1495 Now that I have your attention... 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1496 I didn't expect to see you guys. Rocky said you were tied up. Something about deep sea fishing with some friends of his. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1497 So YOU were the ones who opened the Beaujolais nouveau a day early! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1498 Me? Same old, same old. And you guys, anything new? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1499 Are you the artists or the art? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1500 Jane, it's because you didn't pay back the mob. Bill, it's that tie. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1501 What took you so long to get here? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1502 I am so impressed. It’s not every couple that can pull off that bondage, buckets and bad hair look. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1503 So you are quitting smoking, drinking, and buffets? Wow. Kudos. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1504 We're going to have to do things that are unthinkable. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1505 When did you two decide to tie the knot? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1506 You should have taken the upgrades. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1507 Stop me if you've heard this. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1508 I'm sorry to inform you that we are drownsizing your department, effective immediately. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1509 I always knew accounting was lucrative, but being able to retire so young! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1510 Luckily I think the gangsters dropped you at the wrong location. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1511 So how long have you known Tony and Carmella? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1512 This piece really speaks to me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1513 I've heard the first week of sobriety is the hardest. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1514 A guests will be released once having crushed at lease ten litres of grapes. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1515 "So how do you like our new severance package?' 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1516 So, how did the refinancing meeting go? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1517 So, I understand that you're here to learn more about the Republican Party 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1518 So Jeffery starts boarding school in the fall then? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1519 Yes, yes - but what else have you done since graduation? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1520 Here. Drink this. It'll loosen you up. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1521 So how are the kids doing? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1522 I don't care what Google Maps says, I can assure you this is NOT the East River!! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1523 Do you get away much? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1524 Can I freshen up your concrete? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1525 Captivating party...isn't it? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1526 So, how long have you two known Vinny? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1527 OK, don't stare, but Susan's blouse is just hideous. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1528 Nothing a little red wine will cure, is it? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1529 Feel free to loosen up and roam around 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1530 Just had to "Like" the Andrew Wyeth, didn't you. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1531 So...what do you do? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1532 Oh, I hope I'm not boring you.. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1533 I'm so sorry you are leaving early 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1534 How romantic--you two met while 'swimming with the fishes'? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1535 I’ve heard of ‘open’ relationships… How does an ‘inhibited’ relationship work? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1536 My doctor said I needed to stop drinking wine. Naturally I switched doctors. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1537 Cheers! Pigeage and bondage are both on your bucket list? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1538 You'll understand if I don't offer you hors d'oeuvres. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1539 Roped into hosting book club again, I see. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1540 Ok, so what IS the wine pairing for concrete? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1541 It's "The Donald". I warned you to never call him "The Don". 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1542 You must be the ones who voted for Trump 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1543 Okay, so they pulled you out of the river...then what happened? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1544 I will free you but I can't protect you if you keep irritating the Hillary crowd. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1545 Oh, c'mon...one sip won't kill you. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1546 Just pretend like you want to be here 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1547 Before we drop you: a toast from the whistle blower ethics hotline group 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1548 A toast to cement your new relationship! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1549 I warned you not to talk politics. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1550 I see that you are at the thirteenth step. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1551 I see someone else has experience with contractors not finishing the job. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1552 Really? A come as you are party? I feel so silly, now! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1553 I warned you it would be torture. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1554 Well , at least your not joined at the hip 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1555 Date night? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1556 I'm so tired of vapid chatter with self-absorbed, over-inflated egos at these parties. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1557 We call it, water Bordeauxing. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1558 Thank you for volunteering to be my captive audience. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1559 I assumed "tied up" meant you would not be attending. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1560 Step 13? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1561 Well, I bet you won't mistake Syrah for Merlot again. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1562 So you guys for or against? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1563 So, will this be your first cruise? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1564 If you get a chance, try the red. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1565 I didn't see any straws 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1566 Glad you could come. You're always so tied up. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1567 So, I'm told you're both in concrete. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1568 You dared to bring red wine when you knew we were having fish? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1569 I know, marriage is never easy. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1570 Some artists have patrons. I have an enforcer. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1571 Cheers! 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1572 I have only enough liquid to water one of you. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1573 What did you think "The Abramovic Experience" meant? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1574 I hear you brought Australian wine. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1575 I should have mentioned that he doesn't take criticism of his work very well. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1576 Lucky you, invited to the after party! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1577 You seem to be a very grounded couple. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1578 Your foot punch is delicious. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1579 Relax, planted supporters will be cut loose after everyone leaves. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1580 Let me guess- you didn't want to come, but your hands were tied. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1581 What a great party, you both are the best HOSTages! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1582 That's funny--I had a really rough week, too. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1583 So, who roped you into attending this ballet school fundraiser? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1584 Welcome to Chicago. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1585 So tell me....How did you get roped into this? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1586 I know how it is. The shoes fit in the store and when you get home, they feel like concrete blocks. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1587 You two seem quiet today. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1588 At least it's a step up from last week's potato sack race. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1589 ...So I always say why be knitwit when you can crochet all day. But my grammy always said... 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1590 Well, look what the catfish dragged in. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1591 So, why don't you want to drink the cool-aid? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1592 Let me guess: Couples counseling? Role playing gone overboard? Been there. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1593 I told you to not order the white zin, but no you wouldn't listen. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1594 Would You Like a Nightcap? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1595 The buzz is that you guys may be out of favor with the boss. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1596 You were warned not to sue the co-op board 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1597 'Tied up at home' is not an excuse for being late. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1598 OK, last question. On a scale of one to ten, where one is 'just doing their jobs" and ten is "true heroes" how would you rate the flight attendants? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1599 I get so tired of everybody and his brother referring to themselves as 'survivors,' don't you? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1600 Do you two need a ride home tonight? 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1601 So, you want them shaken, not stirred. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1602 Since you can't leave, let's talk about me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1603 Perhaps so... but no one goes unpunished for texting at a Myra Rosenbaum party. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1604 The first rule of Wine Night is you do NOT talk about Wine Night. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1605 I drink to your willpower. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1606 I think we're all finding your story hard to swallow. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1607 And what did your tweet say, young lady? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1608 Perhaps you should say 'please.' 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1609 When you said you'd be late because you were tied up, I assumed you meant in traffic. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1610 I've never been good at the experimental, but I'm going with "art is highway robbery." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1611 "At least you didn't fly United". 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1612 The bond of marriage isn't quite what you thought it would be. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1613 At this point, the less said, the better 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1614 Is this a bind date? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1615 Is this one of the steps from the twelve steps from AA 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1616 ... or there's the Kool Aid option. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1617 I'm afraid you're a bit early. The ritualistic torture follows the cheese course. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1618 This is the concrete workers' gala. The Mafia victims' convention is in ballroom C. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1619 Who roped you in to make pale ale? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1620 Tomato, Tomatoe, take care. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1621 I quit using that dating app 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1622 You two need to talk. Have a sip to loosen up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1623 Androgynous accessories. Cool! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1624 Where do you go to release? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1625 So you got bumped by United? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1626 Finally some alone time with you two...what ever shall we talk about.... oh, I know, how 'bout that artichoke dip recipe of yours? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1627 Witness protection was overbooked? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1628 Doris, before you go, you've simply got to tell me the secret of your baked ziti. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1629 You're certain it will promptly stop seasickness. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1630 I'm sorry,but we did discuss the rigorous admissions process of the Yacht Club for this season. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1631 How's the new diet? I like the ones that don't make you exercise too much. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1632 Congratulations! You two have won best still life. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1633 Oh, sorry, but no insurance for you given your pre-existing condition. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1634 Soon! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1635 What kind of terms did you get on your refinance? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1636 I'm the 'Goodbye Girl'. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1637 I can see your tied up at th moment, but I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1638 And you still think French wines are better than California wines? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1639 Mingle and try not to think about the future. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1640 Whoever I choose gets child custody and most importantly, the wine. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1641 So AA didn't help, huh? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1642 So you convinced them that cocktail parties are worse than death. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1643 I'm so pleased you've stuck around! I was worried that you'd find our party boring. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1644 Here. I find a glass of wine helps to loosen things up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1645 Here's to the American Whistleblower's Society. You'll be nominated for the honor roll next meeting. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1646 It's a horrible vintage. You'll thank me for this later. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1647 So what are you two doing after? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1648 Don't you just hate coming to these things? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1649 We tie up all first timers and make them stand in a bucket. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1650 The invitation specifically said 'formal chic.' 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1651 I think you're at the wrong party. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1652 You must tell me the name of your designer! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1653 You must be Art. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1654 You must be the couple who booked the cruise to nowhere. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1655 Maybe you should just move to Canada. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1656 Any regrets? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1657 Didn't you get the memo? This is a no-tie affair. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1658 I'll have someone set you loose momentarily. The wine you brought - Two-Buck Chuck, was it? - turned out to be a hit. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1659 You should try the red, it goes great with seafood. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1660 I didn't realize this establishment had an English Garden! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1661 I warned you to never mention Mankoff again. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1662 It's a quiet & delicate, yet rich & zesty Zinfandel. Maybe it will loosen you folks up a little. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1663 Would you prefer a broken glass? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1664 I see you two have cemented your relationship. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1665 You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you? You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1666 I always knew you two were bound to end up in hot water 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1667 I think you should avoid eating all hot and spicy foods. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1668 No, I'm more into Zumba, myself. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1669 Do you plan a lengthy future in performance art? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1670 So, I see you two are engaged. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1671 I know you are part of the exhibit but you have no idea how close this comes to a dream I had about my in-laws. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1672 You must try the dip... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1673 Would you like a drink to help you loosen up??? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1674 Vito tells me you both work for the Bureau. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1675 What did you think '9 p.m. to ?' meant? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1676 It's a flattering offer, but I'm afraid my wild days are behind me. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1677 I understand you two got the Uber we reserved for the Kempners. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1678 Don't worry. We'll let you go after a brief presentation on the timeshare. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1679 Pete's tied up at the office. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1680 Congratulations, the Witness Protection Program has named you this year's winners of its Oops! Award. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1681 "Mr. Corleone would like to know which part of 'keep your mouths shut' you failed to understand. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1682 It's so nice to meet people who aren't tongue-tied. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1683 You guys seemed settled in. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1684 The invitation said 'buckets of fun,' but I wasn't expecting this. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1685 i guess we won't be seeing you? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1686 So, where do we come from, what are we, and where are we going? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1687 I've got bottled anger, and your demise on tap. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1688 Ah, Mr and Mrs Houdini I assume. So nice of you to join us this evening. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1689 Next time, you'll remember to water the plants. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1690 Is this the 13th step to recovery? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1691 Mark, it's not healthy to take your work home with you. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1692 Is it true you used to be in the witness protection program? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1693 I just love the Hudson this time of year. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1694 It's not that kind of party. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1695 You must be the rich, dry white pairing the sommelier ordered from California? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1696 New ice bucket challenge? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1697 I really would love to help but my hands are tied! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1698 I mean, I didn't like-like him--hey, are you guys even listening? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1699 Who knew whistle blowers could inspire great art! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1700 Don't worry. Before long, you'll float to the top. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1701 It's called an Arkansas double, but it's really nasty. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1702 The matching his-her shoes are to die for! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1703 I'm serious... did you fly United? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1704 Let me guess—Fifty Shades of Ficus? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1705 Real world or exercise? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1706 So was this on your date night bucket list? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1707 I'm thrilled to see that you two have gotten back together again! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1708 I'm sorry, but this is an invitation-only event. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1709 Our CEO is a bit of a nostalgia buff when it comes to hostile takeovers. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1710 You're quite an item at the silent auction table. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1711 At least you got an invitation. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1712 Your going-away party will finish as soon as the cement hardens. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1713 I live just across the Hudson, if you don't mind a tagalong. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1714 Uber's coming to take you a very dark,lonely Brooklyn dock. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1715 ... and what are YOUR plans for later? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1716 I'm sorry, but it's 2017 and you were warned about serving cake balls. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1717 We had to get out of some other plans to make it, but we are happy to be here now. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1718 One more drink before the dunk? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1719 It's an interesting live art interpretation 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1720 No, I don’t happen to believe that self-torture in social settings is the key to cultivating self-love. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1721 I hope meeting the new President hasn't been too tortuous for you. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1722 Have you ever heard of AA? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1723 Not to worry. The water in the East river is not very cold this time of year. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1724 We call it sink'n'drink. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1725 Shall I tie one on? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1726 L' Chaim 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1727 Bobbing for apples OR the three-legged race, not both at once 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1728 Congratulations, you are both tied for Employee of the Month 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1729 Barbara's son got into medical school and, even better, she's got a captive audience with whom she can discuss it. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1730 Looks like the total immersion program was pretty challenging. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1731 I love what you have done with your hair. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1732 Would you care for a little wine too loosen up and enjoy the party? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1733 The torture exhibit isn't until tomorrow 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1734 At least you don't have to suffer this dreadful Merlot. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1735 I'm telling you Joan, this couples therapist can work miracles. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1736 Brad, I forgave you for your indiscretions and for the divorce, but when you married Sunshine, you both went on my bucket list. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1737 A nice Chianti...an unfortunate misunderstanding. Dr Hannibal said "I'd like to marinade the Livingstones before we have them for dinner," not "I'd like to serenade the Livingtones before we have them for dinner." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1738 I thought you said you were too tied up to make it out tonight. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1739 So I hear you're going for a little swim after the party. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1740 We met on tinder. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1741 ...and would you like to see some pictures of my colon surgery....? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1742 We reserve the right to remove anyone whose behavior compromises the enjoyment of other passengers. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1743 Sorry all we have is a zesty red; too bold for fish. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1744 So the winery tour guide was serious when he said those caught picking the grapes will be severely punished. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1745 Tom and I decided not to have kids. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1746 You smell like shit! 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1747 We'd love to donate to your charity but you see, our hands are tied. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1748 We apologize for any inconvenience. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1749 The rope really brings the outfit together. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1750 Welcome to Amnesty Local. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1751 Maybe next time you'll think twice about bringing a wine rated under 92. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1752 Which swamp were you drained from? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1753 I'm the mainstream media. Here's your evening news. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1754 when we said no employee fraternization we meant it. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1755 You shouldn't have said you enjoy Moscato. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1756 Donald will be right back with the duct tape. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1757 No, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess. They were fresh out of lethal cocktails. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1758 Did you have to be so literal? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1759 Separate beds, OK; But even Lucy and Desi would do this communally. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1760 You came. I thought you'd be too tied up! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1761 When Don Corleone offered you some wine, you shouldn't have refused. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1762 Loosen up! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1763 You did not RSVP 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1764 We're waiting. All the East River bridges are full of Hillary supporters until tomorrow. All mob activity is being delayed. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1765 Your political views are just not acceptable to our party. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1766 Small chance of rain. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1767 So what else is new? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1768 Great, we can take up the conversation where we left it at the last party.... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1769 Hemlock instead? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1770 Can you stay for the timeshare resort presentation? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1771 Ready to take the plunge? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1772 This wine has more of a toes than a nose, please wash your feet next time. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1773 Congratulations! You were on my bucket list. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1774 Potted, or tying one on? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1775 I heard this wine pairs great with sleeping with the fishes. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1776 Matching outfits? A little tacky don't you think? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1777 With the Fishes? I never knew they swung. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1778 I'm so glad you could make it; Tony said you'd be tied up all night. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1779 We've decided to cement the deal. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1780 I think I'm at the wrong party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1781 Hoppy Hour ended at 5. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1782 Things cannot be as bad as you think they are. Come on. Lighten up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1783 Thank you for "volunteering" for the neighborhoods very first Hunger Games. And may the Shiraz be ever in your favor. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1784 Well, you were warned not to eat all the cheese. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1785 Your sobriety commitment has gone too far. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1786 Well, down the hatch! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1787 It's my first shotgun wedding, too. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1788 I'm guessing this exhibit was on your bucket list. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1789 It'll be lovely to take the plunge under a full moon. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1790 You must be the pièce de résistance. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1791 I find you to be captivating 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1792 Oh, dear. You're in the "High Risk Pool," aren't you...? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1793 Just so you know, Donald was very concrete about you two. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1794 So --- You two have tied the knot? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1795 I hate to ask where you're honeymooning. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1796 The studio seems to be taking captive audience to an extreme. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1797 I do Apologize, but My Bartender just never heard of a " Prisoner In a Bucket" ..... 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1798 You seemed more optimistic at our 40th reunion. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1799 I warned you not to talk politics or religion. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1800 No image? This never happened when Bob was in charge. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1801 Could you stomp faster? We're running low on Cabernet. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1802 So. No sex before the wedding huh? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1803 The thing is it could have been me. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1804 i now pronounce you man and wife 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1805 You should have let me know you'd be tied up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1806 How do you know the Hendersons? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1807 Thanks, but we'll have to pass. We're tied up right now. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1808 The new director is a literalist. I'd also avoid "over my dead body" and "sticks and stones". 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1809 You two were made for each other. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1810 So you thought you could avoid my political views by unfollowing me? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1811 Honestly, it's like torture getting information out of you two. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1812 Have you noticed they always serve cheap domestic wine at these Whistleblower parties? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1813 It has a taste of remorse 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1814 Keep drinking until you fill the bucket. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1815 I, too, heard this would be the party to end all parties, but I didn't take it literally! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1816 And now how will you be voting on the repeal of Obamacare? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1817 Decaying performance art. Interesting. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1818 This doesn't taste like your feet yet. Keep stomping! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1819 I'm going to give you some time to think it over, but to me the deal is a no brainer. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1820 I'm guessing he forgot to tell you there is a MRS. Eliot Spritzer. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1821 Care for a drink before going into it? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1822 I think you are taking this bondage thing too far. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1823 I never got into that his 'n' hers stuff. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1824 I hear you're taking a cruise. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1825 I'd be happy to recommend some large bodies of water. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1826 For what it's worth, I think you two nailed the presentation. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1827 It's so good you introverts could stay a little longer. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1828 While we are waiting for the cement to harden may I offer you each a sip of wine? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1829 I told you I had a good attorney. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1830 I can't remember dates either, that's why I use autopay. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1831 Relax. Once you've tried the hot tub, you'll love it. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1832 You do know if this were Dad you'd be in the river already? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1833 If you stop talking about the March for Science, I'll untie you. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1834 I see you've reached your shrimp quota. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1835 Work got you tied up? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1836 Friends of Capone's, I see. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1837 Ah, an art installation that addresses the stagnation of traditional monogamy. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1838 Actually, for where you are going, you might prefer a drier wine. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1839 Punishment for your wine snobbery. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1840 I call it "50 Shades of Rosé." 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1841 If you weren't so tied up, I would ask you to stay for dinner 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1842 So glad you could get away! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1843 We should do this again sometime. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1844 We'll miss you at next year's office party! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1845 Meeting you both was on my bucket list. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1846 I can tell, right away--you two are going to be the hit of the party! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1847 I told you this wine was to die for, but you didn't believe me. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1848 Last call! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1849 We have little in common with happily married couples. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1850 What did you do before you served on the committee that investigated General Flynn? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1851 For what it's worth, the bi-Paleo diet's limits on cocktails was the undoing of Seymour's and my marriage. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1852 I'll untie you as soon as you're finished stomping those grapes. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1853 Could you stomp those grapes a little faster?... I'm going to want a refill. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1854 It's great to have such a captive audience. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1855 How's the "No Step" plan going? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1856 Stick-in-the-mud? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1857 You were warned. Absolutely no mention of politics at this cocktail party. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1858 Do you know which river you'll be dropped at? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1859 Your colleagues in the newsroom really want to toast your great investigative report on mob corruption in city government!" 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1860 What a lovely story, darling! Well, please keep in touch. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1861 I'm just his gun moll. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1862 Darling, the Bondage and Buckets costume party was last week. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1863 I realize that you both must be terribly uncomfortable, but we simply have to wait for the cement to harden 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1864 How's business? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1865 Would you like some wine? It'll help you relax. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1866 Who ordered the Sicilian Red? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1867 It's the airline's new focus group. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1868 What an interesting piece of art. It almost looks real. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1869 Peter Kuper could have done better 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1870 Understand how important it is to remove your emptied containers in a timely manner. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1871 I'm sorry its come to this, but you must wash your feet before trampling the grapes! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1872 What’s next on your bucket list? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1873 Here's to a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1874 Perhaps a nice Malbec will loosen you up. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1875 I only wish Mr. Soprano was here to see you off. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1876 Keep stomping, sommelier pledges! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1877 So, how do you like your happy hour NOW? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1878 If you thought my last story was obnoxious, wait until you hear this one. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1879 I understand you are reporters embedded with the mafia. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1880 This party is to die for. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1881 Since the arranged marriage we are finding that we definitely have a lot in common! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1882 Ironically, having an affair was on his bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1883 Are you planting yourself physically or emotionally? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1884 Remember, this game is fun, fun, fun! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1885 Cheers for completing your bucket list. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1886 Never too tied up to party, yea! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1887 "We prefer Chardoney" was the wrong answer. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1888 I was so pleased to get the invite to your going away party. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1889 I love how cooly you two bond. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1890 This is definitely not creative cocktail attire. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1891 Yes, you can do it standing up. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1892 The bondage seminar isn't till next week. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1893 I get the message! You can't join me for cocktails because you're tied up with other things. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1894 As your therapist this is a good 1st step to thaw your relationship. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1895 Not until you call me 'Hostess with the Mostess' 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1896 You must be transplants. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1897 Cutting in the buffet line is discouraged on this ship. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1898 So, tell me about this new marriage therapy 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1899 So is this the last thing on your bucket lists? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1900 The Corleone-Tattaglio Fashion Week is wonderful. I see that retro is back in style. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1901 I'm sure it is a horrible situation, shall I get you both a drink? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1902 Dears, I'm not sure you've thought this whole double suicide thing through. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1903 I'd just say bucket 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1904 Would you like to drink a glass of pail ale? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1905 Just like Match.com...only different! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1906 Well then, you simply have to read "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1907 I'd offer you a drink, but you look... tied up. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1908 Oh, my apologies. "Fish food" was not meant to indicate a dinner invitation. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1909 Here you do not have the right to remain silent. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1910 Had you told us before we set sail that you had become Trump supporters we would have just put you on our blacklist and left you behind. But no, you just had to spring it on us in international waters. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1911 Do you sleep like the fish when the gallery closes ? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1912 What part of " no romantic relationships in the workplace" did you not understand? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1913 Sorry doesn't cut it. Grape squishing is an art, not a game. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1914 We warned you about missing your billable hours quota. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1915 ...aboard the company's annual riverboat cruise. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1916 you have overdone your costumes 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1917 I can give you the name of a good escape artist. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1918 Do you regret voting for Trump now? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1919 Wow. They've gotten so serious about designated drivers. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1920 Sorry, but I insist that each guest's exit reflects their bantering ability. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1921 How many stomps makes a glass? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1922 Don't you just feel like you have no choice but to attend events like this? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1923 Why, you two just pale in comparison! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1924 I should have warned you how much Vinnie likes the Riesling. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1925 Just change the water into wine. It worked for Jesus. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1926 Took a package from the mob, you say? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1927 Congratulations on tying the knot. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1928 Mona finally had a captive audience at Happy Hour. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1929 Have you met the Joneses? They were at that rally too. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1930 Some wine before its time? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1931 We put Catnip in the leg. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1932 Sorry but the white carpet takes precedence over your desire for red wine. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1933 Guess the vintage or it's the water forever. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1934 We're protesting the victimization of grapes 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1935 So you won't be going to the after party? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1936 If you promise to stop talking about the election we will let you join the "party" 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1937 There we go...now let me tell you about my recent trip to Italy. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1938 I think you'll prefer this to your nightcap. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1939 Should have paid attention to Miss Manners. It only takes two minutes to RSVP. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1940 At least now they can't argue about who is trying to tie who down. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1941 I see you've taken the bucket challenge to a whole new level. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1942 It's nice to see you two finally get out. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1943 Sorry you've been over booked. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1944 You should really try to enjoy the party. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1945 You'll really make a splash tonight! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1946 We're going to need you to stomp those grapes faster. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1947 I have a real good feeling about you two. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1948 I assure you... that once the cement completely dries, whoever kicks the bucket first will be able to drink far more than could I, at a dozen silly retirement parties! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1949 It's a 2005 French Pino rated 93 points with a smokey and earthy initial flavor but opens up into a dark raspberry fruit that lasts, why do you ask? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1950 I warned you: marriage is torture! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1951 You're potted and you haven't even had any drinks yet. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1952 When you told me you were going to swim with the fishes, I thought you were going snorkeling. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1953 the invitation said "bring a dish." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1954 Until death do you part 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1955 So nice of you to stop by for your farewell party! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1956 Which one of you would like to be the designated driver? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1957 We don't like double-dippers. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1958 Let me guess, you ordered "Fifty Shades of Gray for Dummies" 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1959 Were trying to make this as normal as possible, here's a glass of wine. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1960 A 35% tip is customary for a mani pedi. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1961 So glad I could persuade you to come tonight, now let me make you a cocktail you can't refuse. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1962 Don't you just hate getting roped into these things? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1963 You stomp the grapes while waiting for your deportation hearing? Trump is a genius! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1964 Here's mud in your eyes. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1965 Sorry, but I'm unfriending you both. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1966 Congratulations on making it this far in our highly competitive sommelier training program. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1967 It might be a good time to refinance. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1968 I wasn't having such a good time either, but a glass of wine helped me loosen up. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1969 I get it: Abstract vs Concrete! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1970 I was worried about meeting people, but you two seem pretty grounded. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1971 Will that be one straw or two? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1972 Someone didn't appreciate your "whining in a bucket! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1973 You can be underwater, but you don't have to look it. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1974 Androgenous buckets, how couture! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1975 Vetting is foolproof! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1976 Wait, did you hop in or were you carried? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1977 So, where did you two meet? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1978 We tried a blind taste test. This is something new. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1979 Here's to your Mafia themed cruise 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1980 You don't really look French! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1981 I'm into bondage too. I work for Goldman Sachs. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1982 Who picked this wine? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1983 You should have tipped the maitre d'. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1984 Harm reduction and AA just didn't work for us. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1985 I'm so glad you two finally decided to take the plunge! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1986 I admire your intention to show up, in spite of your previous committment. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1987 It would appear you two really know the ropes around here. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1988 You're not alone, millions of us woke up on November 9 feeling the same way! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1989 ...all tied up with no place to go. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1990 Now you'll remember in the future to sniff before swirling. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1991 We thought it was a metaphor when the salesman said "sea floor opportunity." 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1992 Tough diet, but your bathroom activity looks effecient. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1993 We're trying to better understand our tomato plants. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1994 I'm also here against my will. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1995 I think we can all agree that the leader's punishments have gotten significantly less cruel but still unusual. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1996 Oh, hi! Aren't you the whistle blowers from Executive Education? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1997 Thank you for staying. Can I get you another drink? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1998 We don't mean to seem standoffish. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1999 Tobacco club has a similar initiation . . . so consider yourselves lucky 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2000 Mankofffffffff! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2001 I see you've been to our personal department; but they seemed to have gone overboard with their decision 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2002 Party Crashers, you're being deported. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2003 The President wanted me to personally thank you for getting on board. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2004 Yes, this is the party. But if you two are not gone in two minutes, I'll call United. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2005 What fun! I've never had a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2006 As I was saying, I'm a mid-level manager at a large accounting firm... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2007 I'd offer you a drink but you seem to be a bit preoccupied 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2008 Why the long fces? You're going to make quite a splash at this party! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2009 I heard you were tied up, but I'm glad to see you came anyway. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2010 I told Bruno you had an appointment with the Fishers, not the fishes. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2011 So how's the "Sleep With The Fishes" diet coming along? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2012 Tell me where you've hidden the cash, or I'll tell you about my trip to Atlanta when I was 14. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2013 I hear you are moving to live with the fish. So I am celebrating with a Seaweed Martini. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2014 Good for you--not all couples want to try a cooling off period. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2015 Oh Mary, we warned you...guilty by association. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2016 Bet this wasn't on your bucket list... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2017 Congratulations! I hear you're taking the plunge. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2018 I see you got the seed money. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2019 I haven't even figured out my bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2020 Seriously though, do you prefer salt water or fresh? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2021 Yes, interesting. But let me tell you about proposed changes to the tax code. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2022 What took you? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2023 Do I understand you two met on E-Harmony? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2024 Don't you hate it when they rope you in to these things?" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2025 We gave up on lethal injections for obvious reasons. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2026 You must be the couple that unfriended Jimmy, the enforcer! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2027 This is Republican Kool Aid. Drink this and you'll believe anything they say. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2028 You should get out more often. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2029 Creme de menthe for two? Oh, I thought you said, 'cement shoes'. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2030 Who are you wearing? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2031 I'm sure you will give this Shiraz the consideration it deserves!! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2032 Raise your hand if you want some wine. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2033 I'm sorry but bringing beer to a wine party.Inexcusable! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2034 Welp...bottom's up! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2035 Sorry. The performance art exhibit is next week. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2036 I promise this will loosen you up. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2037 On second thought, you cannot have this drink; you're already potted. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2038 Be honest... What do you think of my new exhibit? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2039 Uncle Tony sure knows how to throw a "going away" party, don't he? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2040 Why don't you unwind? It's a party, for God's sake! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2041 No more sips -- you're obviously potted. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2042 Here's this evening's special: two shots and a splash. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2043 Bondage is fun once you get used to it. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2044 Poor people always make the best art. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2045 Sounds like a dramatic performance piece, but I must say the theme seems a bit cliché. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2046 Terroir or terror - your choice. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2047 We tied on one too many 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2048 Like your future, this wine is very deep, with piquant saline overtones. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2049 It's easy to have cold feet at these types of events. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2050 Is corporate espionage rewarding? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2051 Who ordered the sauvignon blanc? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2052 OMG you're working on your bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2053 We just like to call it friendly neighborhood hazing. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2054 Welcome to the Cosa Nostra with a Human Face. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2055 This should help you unwind. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2056 Drink a little of this,it will help you float a while 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2057 So I take it that this year you'll be staying for the silent auction. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2058 My, You certainly are committed to tonight's theme of a captivated audience! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2059 You're going to love tenure. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2060 So the marriage counselor found you two a way to try and stick it out! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2061 I used to wear Commes des Garçons, too, before it lost its edge. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2062 Dad was right about masturbation! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2063 You guys need a little wine to loosen up 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2064 How's it going with the Petrocelli account? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2065 Is that the new bucket challenge for pre-existing medical conditions? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2066 I imagine you have a designated driver 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2067 We're so happy that you've overcome your fear of marriage and are finally ready to take the plunge. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2068 This one features a nice bouquet and a strong finish. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2069 Personally, I'll never understand your preference for being potted as opposed to my generation's appreciation for being a little inebriated. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2070 Like I was saying, vaccines absolutely cause autism. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2071 Sorry, we ran out of oak barrels 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2072 I just find it so difficult to meet anyone remotely interesting at parties anymore 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2073 So what else did you have to give up when you became Baptists? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2074 You must be Fat Tony's accountants. He's told me so much about you! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2075 I asked Vito to have the bartender make me two cement mixers, but this is ridiculous. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2076 Ever since The Sopranos, concrete boots have become a bit of an occasion. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2077 Tonight, you drink with the fishes. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2078 Look at you two! Your wardrobes are quite captive-ating. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2079 At least you could say thank you for the sending off party. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2080 Thank you for participating in our focus group/ 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2081 Ahhh.... you must be the couple from Bondage Anonymous. Please make yourself uncomfortable. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2082 I can't help you; you've wandered into the wrong party's presidential convention. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2083 I'd offer you both a drink, but I see you're tied up at the moment. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2084 How did you even swipe right? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2085 No! We choose "truth"! 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2086 So you're telling me you 'refused' his offer? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2087 You look tied up. Can I get you anything? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2088 Think of it as an exciting Pinot film noir. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2089 I have no doubt that it will be a deep experience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2090 Liza and Henry were dismayed to be held hostage by a circular conversation. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2091 Let me pour you both into a cab home. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2092 That is certainly an imaginative fitness regime 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2093 I see you guys finally tied the knot. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2094 Perhaps I should get you a straw. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2095 Under the circumstances trust me, the glass is half full. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2096 This is what happens when you drink a merlot with sea bass 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2097 How's that Cross-Torture exercise thing working out? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2098 I see your tied up but... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2099 Don't go away. I'll be right back to hear more about your White House internships. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2100 See, that's what happens when you double dip during the cocktail and hors d'oeuvres hour. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2101 I'd offer you something but I see you're on your way out. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2102 Honestly, y'all need to unwind a little. 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2103 You'll love the touch of East River terroir and the hints of sea salt in the finish. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2104 We are going to keep you here as a warning to those who oppose our agenda and spread fake news. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2105 Have any trouble getting here? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2106 Would you care for a sip before the club initiation begins? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2107 We frown on double-dipping. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2108 Killer party, isn't it? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2109 "Tied and bound in no way to go through life, Mary and Jack - a Cabernet, perhaps? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2110 No Thanks. We just checked out of rehab... 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2111 As our thanks for giving up your passenger seats... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2112 No thanks, I'm watching my weight. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2113 Geez.. I thought that anti-Trumpcare critique in the Times was just a metaphor. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2114 Harold and I have an open marriage, but we've never slept with the fishes. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2115 Didn't I see you guys on Jerry Springer? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2116 AA was just too religious for us. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2117 It's called immersive match-making. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2118 We're trying to tie up a few loose ends on our bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2119 You're right, the Chardonnay does go better with a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2120 Oh yeah? Make me! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2121 You seem well matched, but you're overcommiting to "taking the plunge." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2122 Double suicide? Not from my yacht. Try the ferry. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2123 You must be the people who brought the merlot. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2124 Thank you both for being such a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2125 Of course, the lawsuit against a paper plate manufacturer did have some amusing aspects... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2126 You take the fun out of everything. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2127 So how did you two offend the godfather? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2128 So, tell me about your trip to Sicily. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2129 Welcome to our permanent collection. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2130 Ironically, this was not on your bucket list. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2131 My point is, public decapitation has it's merits. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2132 So was marital bonding high on your bucket list? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2133 I'd offer you some wine but that would be awkward. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2134 Well, what did you expect when you ask for a merlot? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2135 Take this. It'll help cool your heels. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2136 Mom. Dad. Just let me know when you're ready to renounce your dim view of "La La Land." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2137 I would give you a sip,but it would blow your initiation. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2138 You're both planning a deep relationship? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2139 We here at the Academy prefer the bound taste test over the blind. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2140 I've got some Pinot Noir you can't refuse! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2141 You two have had enough! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2142 Sorry to have monopolized you. Go mingle! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2143 I guess that's a "no" for Saturday's party. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2144 No. Art that's too much like real life doesn't work as art. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2145 Please enjoy free martinis as you awake your execution. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2146 You've both remained so down to earth. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2147 It's a new kind of ice bucket challenge. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2148 Could you direct me to the gender non-specific rest room? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2149 Is this a destination wedding ? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2150 We have other, less pleasant methods, of dealing with climate deniers. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2151 Helen, you're right. We took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2152 A diet plan that actually works? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2153 Looks like management over-promised a bit on the free employee spa. spa. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2154 This isn't your garden variety fundraiser. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2155 I see our hosts use any means to assure the availability of designated drivers. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2156 Is it possible that your families' desire to have you both tie the knot of marriage is not currently on your bucket list? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2157 We've been looking forward to having you for dinner. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2158 So, how are you finding Stockholm so far? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2159 Call me old-fashioned, but I like a hostess gift. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2160 Do you come here often? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2161 I can't offer you wine, but if you'd like more hot water, just call out 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2162 It's so nice of Elmer to invite his hostages to his party. How long have you been captives? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2163 I must say, you have created a wonderful, moving piece of performance. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2164 Why yes, this is the day of our daughter's wedding. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2165 And what did you do before you broke into waste disposal management? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2166 Any plans for the summer? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2167 Ok, which of you ordered the absinthe? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2168 We are not drinking any stinking merlot. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2169 You've got to admit it was unexpectedly generous of the president to give you a going away party even though you were the one's caught leaking inside info to the press. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2170 Guys. It's time for some game theory. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2171 Don't worry I've had this dream before. I take my coffee breaks very seriously. I'm working on the mattress account. Honest, my clients said they don't mind if I take a nap. I get my best ideas when I'm sleeping. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2172 which one of you gave the sommeliers exam answers to the candidates? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2173 Meeting you two has always been at the top of my bucket list. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2174 How nice, if it weren't for swamp draining I doubt we would have met. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2175 Looks like you two are on somebody else's bucket list. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2176 ...timeshare...Puerta Vallarta... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2177 This is a very sick cartoon. Not at all funny. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2178 So how's the new diet been going? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2179 So, what do you guys like to do in your free time? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2180 What a clever idea for President Trump to hold his own Press Corps Dinner on his private yacht. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2181 Let me guess - you two tied the knot! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2182 It's been a good year for President Trump. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2183 Thanks for the warning! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2184 Leaving so soon? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2185 I'm so happy you could attend our "come as you are party." 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2186 Congratulations! You two have won the prize for most compatible in a bucket. Let me introduce you. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2187 I seem to be all out of jackhammers at the moment. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2188 You two add the finishing touch to 'The Mafia's Golden Years' exhibition. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2189 Hi, I’m Alice. Welcome to our court appointed wine tasting anonymous meetings. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2190 Show me precisely where the HR rules governing acceptable attire prohibit bedding. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2191 It is such a wonderful thing, isn't it friendship? I will miss you. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2192 This should cement our relationship, don't you think? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2193 I'm going to test out a few anecdotes on you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2194 Water? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2195 I'm calling your signature cocktail 'The Cement Mixer'. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2196 Don't you just love these mandatory quarterly events? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2197 I hear you're in cement. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2198 A toast to our two intrepid explorers of the deep. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2199 I hear you two will in Jamaica Bay this weekend? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2200 This has a higher success rate than AA? Really? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2201 Oh dear, i see you have had some trouble with the neighborhood association 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2202 The gallery has gotten cold feet and decided not to include your performance art at the public opening. Sorry, my hands are tied... Oh! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2203 So I see that you're taking the big plunge! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2204 To cement your engagement I raise my glass and wish both of you everything I can fathom 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2205 You're not missing out. All they have is Beaujolais. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2206 Here's lookin' at ya - for the last time. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2207 My sister tells me the Whole 30 diet gets easier after a few weeks 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2208 I told the art dealer you'd fit right in with my co-dependent husband. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2209 Gee, I only got a reprimand. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2210 I'll be your somolinetrex this evening. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2211 OK, I'll ask you one more time:: "he is not my President. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2212 Do you think now you can distinquish between a grippy tannin and a chewy tannin? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2213 It may not be appropriate cocktail party talk, but what is your opinion on capital punishment? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2214 I like the retro, seventies thing you've got going here, but this piece feels . . . unresolved. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2215 Honey, doesn't this piece look an awful lot like those friends of your brothers? The Grubers, was it? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2216 Wow! You've made such an incredible effort to come. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2217 Welcome. Here at Acme Academy of Substance Abuse, we've been experimenting with a new therapy. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2218 You should feel honored to be on my bucket list 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2219 I haven't met Vito, but I know his wife Barb. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2220 Is that a pre-existing condition? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2221 This your first time at the Donner's party? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2222 So I guess this is on your bucket list? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2223 The invitation was quite clear I'm afraid, no screw-tops. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2224 My God, Deloris, that's NOT a pimple! It's Trump Pox! If you’d have gotten a vaccination earlier, you’d have prevented that organism from proliferating! Now, you’ll have to take very expensive and scary medication for at least four years! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2225 So I guess this is on your bucket list? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2226 I wondered why the invitation said "Bon Voyage." 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2227 You'll be served when fully chilled 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2228 Next time, RSVP. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2229 You're both quite good, but didn't make the final cut here. Unfortunately, we can't let the opposition get their hands on you either, so we have to throw you back in the job pool. Pun intended. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2230 Yes he's a crime boss....but he's a high class crime boss! So you'll be sleeping with the caviar. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2231 No thanks, we're good. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2232 Maybe he meant to drop you in the drink, not for a drink. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2233 If it makes you feel better, I do feel "mildly nauseous" about how this turned out. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2234 Still here from the Met Gala huh? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2235 I see the immigration travel ban affected you too? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2236 So, what did you guys think of the new Kendrick Lamar album? I mean obviously I loved it. I LOVED it. Have you listened to YAH.? I play it all the time. He's my favorite, and I really wanted to impress you on that, thats what I'm doing right now. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2237 What a wonderfully original costume you have. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2238 Eat, pray, love, torture. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2239 oh dear, is this a dress-down day? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2240 I understand you two are in hot water? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2241 Don't ever criticise my wine choice! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2242 Me fish, you fowl 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2243 Moral outrage meets casual chic. I love it! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2244 I'm multitasking. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2245 I know. You imagine you're all tied up and you're standing in quicksand. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2246 Can I just say how honored I am to make your bucket list. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2247 Are you the escape artists? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2248 Sure you won't change your mind? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2249 We try to practice tolerance but apparently keep failing. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2250 well, i see you've finally cemented your relationship 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2251 As neighbors, you've been on my bucket list. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2252 Did you say a dry martini or a dirty martini...? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2253 So, which performance art circuit did you meet on? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2254 My husband has just never been good with first impressions. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2255 This is from the grapes that you tromped. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2256 interesting. I've never met a couple who was taking 'bucket list' quite so literally. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2257 Don't be so uptight. No one here cares about you. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2258 My pool party is next Saturday. You're invited, but I suggest you regret. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2259 Lighten up, it's a party. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2260 You two are so familiar. Didn't we meet before at the pier? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2261 Are you enjoying your Fyre Gallery VIP experience? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2262 These cocktail parties can be torture, but not nearly as much as a four hour baseball game. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2263 This is one of our best selling models. You'll never be late to work again. Or as my ex-wife calls it, the Anti-cheatmatic bed. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2264 Some couples just refuse to come to my cocktail parties. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2265 It's our version of golden handcuffs. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2266 Bottoms up! No? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2267 Virginty vow performance art? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2268 You misunderstood. We said, "final cure"... NOT "pedicure". 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2269 Forced labor or not this wine is delicious 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2270 You'll like the Shiraz better from a glass 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2271 And the name of this live art installation is, 'Press Briefings'. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2272 Didn't you hear? The Sirens of Odysseus had to cancel. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2273 It's your choice. Hemlock or the fishes. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2274 How about a little nightcap before you sleep with the fishes? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2275 I see cement shoes are back in vogue. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2276 You were left at the wrong address, so I called for a pickup. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2277 Yeah, you just became the unfortunate pairing for this wine. And that's why noone brings box wine to wine club! You broke the first rule of wine club! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2278 All you have to do is say, "yes, I like it"! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2279 Been there, done that. I've learned to smile and just drink it. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2280 This is what happens when you give all power to a spoiled brat. At least, you can still kiss. This is how Houdini escaped, you know. Do you have a moment? Let me tell you the story... 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2281 Until death do you part 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2282 Tell me again, which charity does this awareness for? 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2283 You should see what happens to people who TRIPLE-dip. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2284 Have a drink? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2285 Can I get you a drink? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2286 So, the witness protection program did not work out? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2287 Two aquariums, a cruise line and a forensic science museum are interested in permanent installation. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2288 I think they went overboard with the wine. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2289 So...you still want Obamacare? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2290 Don't worry, we make all our pledges at Grappa Grappa Grappa do this. Now keep stomping. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2291 Welcome to corporate. Welcome to corporate. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2292 That's one way to achieve your bucket list. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2293 Are you finding ways to amuse yourselves? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2294 Ted always said you were bound to get cold feet. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2295 Escapism! Cool. What are some of your other hobbies? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2296 Now that you are settled try to socialize. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2297 Good news: the cement will be soon be set and we'll be done with this boring reception. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2298 Does this mean you won't be attending the block party? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2299 So which one of you is the artist? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2300 I never really got roped into pot. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2301 It helps distract us from our fear of networking. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2302 Oh, darn! You WERE supposed to get your complementary drink first. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2303 Which of us is potted? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2304 The other guests have already heard the details of my transgender surgery, and as you see, they were released and are now none the worst for the experience. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2305 Your associate is already sleeping with the fishes on the hors d'oeuvres table. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2306 Okay, one more sip, and then I have to go throw the baby out with the bathwater. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2307 Congratulations Mika, but the network feels it's better to separate you. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2308 "This is much more fun than 'bobbing' for apples' 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2309 Laying the rumors of a Ponzi scheme that sucked in several major crime families aside, the gallery thanks you for your generous patronage over the years. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2310 A toast, to the winners of the Titanic 2 raffle, Bon Voyage . 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2311 Missed a spot. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2312 After the fish pedicure, you'll be stomping grapes for our Fifty Shades vintage. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2313 Are you the artists? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2314 So you call this piece "DIY Rehab"? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2315 Who wants to try the hemlock first? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2316 You're my favorite kind of party guests--totally willing to listen. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2317 Aren't you just fit to be tied? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2318 So... This completes your bucket list! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2319 So glad you dropped by, would you like a straw? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2320 So, what was your prize for winning the cartoon contest? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2321 I've opted for cremation myself. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2322 Our therapist said to try "50 shapes of grapes" 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2323 Clean feet at an S&M party is very important! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2324 You two really can not hold your liquor. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2325 How in hell did you get yourselves in this mess? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2326 No... I won't get you a straw. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2327 Wang or Ford? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2328 What a great open bar! Weren't you in the cups at the last office party, too? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2329 Sorry, I can't help you ~ since you are married. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2330 Where's the cartoon? This is he second time this has happened. Cancelling my subscription I wish y'all the best ?? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2331 Guess who has to mash the grapes. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2332 This vine to table concept is working great! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2333 So, ladies first. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2334 This 2011 Italian Chianti pairs exceptionally well with an Asiago cheese and mob violence. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2335 I'm sorry but we've decided to repeal and replace you. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2336 Honey, the Yates' are here! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2337 Straws or snorkels? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2338 Let me be the first to unwelcome you to the neighborhood. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2339 It's call texting abstinence and it has really improved our social skills. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2340 Welcome to our pale ale tasting. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2341 It goes well with fish. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2342 Can I get you a drink? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2343 I'd like to thank you again for participating in our Ayn Rand objectivist fundraiser. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2344 Inside the mind of Donald J. Trump... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2345 Well, I see that you're tied up, so I'll talk to you later. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2346 If that lady can walk around with a mattress, I'm going to BE in a mattress. Try to stop me! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2347 An aperitive before your trip? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2348 What's next will take your breath away. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2349 Oh no only professional magicians get to use chains. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2350 Keep stomping. This wine won't make itself. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2351 You can't possibly need watering already. You're roots are still wet. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2352 Don't you love these participatory theater experiences? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2353 Do you prefer sun or shade? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2354 The summer home has wonderful views of the lake and access to a deep water dock. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2355 I can see you have met the Godfather. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2356 You're going to love my new saltwater aquarium! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2357 Yes, mine's a Pink Slipper. You got the Cement Shoes? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2358 Oh, no, you're at the right party. You're just early. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2359 Yes. That's it's the vintage we crushed last year... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2360 Sometimes Jerry takes Marco Polo games a little too seriously. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2361 Don't worry, the safe word is 'Margarita Light.' 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2362 You two look a little pail ! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2363 I hope art does not imitate life in your case. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2364 Fifty Shades of Grape? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2365 We really get into role playing here, the name of the game is Sleeps with the Fishes. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2366 Thanks, but we can't drink. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2367 And why is this on your bucket list? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2368 ...And my job is to incidentally stop by, make inquizative conversation and, you know, pretend that there's actually a legitimate concept to your performance. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2369 Add more rope, and I'll pay the $10,000. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2370 Do you mind if I borrow some ice? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2371 Bob Mankoff isn't here, so what exactly is the point? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2372 We're out of wine, so keep treading those grapes. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2373 This is what happens when you don't BYOB. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2374 The finish if heavy and wet is lasting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2375 How nice you're dropping in 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2376 God. You urban elites are always whining. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2377 This seems quite the silly protest. In four years you won't even recognize America! Cabernet? No, it's Kool-Aid. Why do you ask? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2378 I recommend the Merlot. It's liberating. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2379 Fascinating. And what are your summer plans? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2380 Why darlings, this is the bottom 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2381 How droll of our hosts to call this a Bon Voyage party. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2382 The invitation said business casual. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2383 You look pail. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2384 Our boss said he wanted his clients to see how the wine is made, but we didn't think he'd take the figure of speech literally. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2385 Brad and Angelina, I am finally getting you off my bucket list! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2386 Your punishment is for saying, 'eck cetera." You will be released and given a drink when you say 'et cetera' correctly. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2387 Here's to the end of my bucket list. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2388 'Marriage Bound' is the title of this art installation, you say? At what point did you know your union would lead to such a public display? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2389 Your friend Large Louis says it's time to leave. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2390 You two make this schadenfreude meetup great! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2391 I see you liked the Conundrum wine! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2392 I'very never seen you two happier. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2393 You brought terrible wine to my party for the last time 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2394 Here at Chateau Corleone it is highly recommended you choose the chianti. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2395 Fortunately you didn't say you would rather be hanged, drawn and quartered. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2396 I suppose you don't want a drink if you're going snorkeling tonight? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2397 In your cups again, I see. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2398 What about next Wednesday or will you be tied up then too? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2399 Congratulations and thank you for your years of service. The ORS, Obtuse Rating System, has selected you to be this year's Sacrificial Teachers. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2400 Great to see you! You're both doing well? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2401 I see you're back from the down under. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2402 I thought you'd never make it! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2403 You're free when you stop wine-ing. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2404 I am sure you understand. We cannot forgive you for saying you like Trump's hair. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2405 I guess you could have just signed the NDA 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2406 '"Stop Wining." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2407 Water? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2408 The lake is on my way home if you need to be dropped off. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2409 Like I said, mind tricks don't work on me. Only cianti 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2410 Any travel plans? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2411 Wine out of a box is never acceptable. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2412 I told you not to bring any damn Merlot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2413 Maybe you two will NOW comprehend that 'Mo-Ney,' not 'Mo-Net,' hangs in my gallery, eh hayseeds? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2414 I just love interactive art works. Et vous? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2415 So how did your new waterfront condo HOA react to your suggestions? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2416 So I see you two finally tied the knot. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2417 Knot therapy? You'll have to give me the name of your therapist. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2418 You can have a sip once you've crushed the grapes. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2419 He'll be getting back to you. It's just that I had to even out the numbers. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2420 Is it true you met on a reality show? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2421 You should really mingle a bit. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2422 Sip of pinot? Pairs well with impending death. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2423 loosen up...have a glass 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2424 Let us drink to you ever getting out of this situation. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2425 Yes. Well, I LOVE the Italian reds. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2426 We will let you go if you stop describing every work as "profound." 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2427 Let me fix you a drink and no one gets it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2428 Mr. Capone's secretary said you might have some tips for my interview with 'Old Scarface.' 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2429 Well, I won't keep you here any longer . . . 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2430 I'm a transplant too. I completely photosympathize with what you two are going through. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2431 Arthur said I just had to come over and meet the performance art couple. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2432 So, maybe A.A. wasn't such a bad idea after all? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2433 Don't tell me you're in your cups already. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2434 Personally, I find monogamy a bit too confining 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2435 Sleeping with the fishes is so déclassé, this is "drinking with the neighbors." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2436 OK, but would you prefer red or white? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2437 Congratulations , I heard the boss gave you some downtime! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2438 Welcome to the 'fifty shades of grape' couple's retreat. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2439 I'll call you a dolly. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2440 No, it wasn't me. Neither of you was on my bucket list. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2441 Well, Bon Voyage! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2442 While purity in backyard winemaking is commendable, you can wine press with something other than feet. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2443 Relax, it's only Pinot Noir. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2444 That liner still hasn't cleared the pier. Have a few more Chardonnays. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2445 So why don't you tell me a little about yourselves. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2446 I told you it was not the usual whine pairing! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2447 We didn't want to alienate you from the means of production. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2448 So, when are you sailing? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2449 May I offer you the drink? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2450 When you said you were tied up I figured you weren't coming. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2451 So when are you two tying the knot? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2452 How's life in the witness protection program? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2453 No, it's pleasure, not business. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2454 I'm surprised to see you guys, I thought you were tied up tonight. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2455 So you're the ones who brought white zinfandel. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2456 Networking is a challenge, I know. Can I start you both off with a glass of vino? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2457 Critical judgement fuels my artistic response. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2458 Not another drop. You're both already potted. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2459 I'm sure your RSVP said "It's fun to be bound." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2460 Sorry, this is not the Joan of Arc bucket list party. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2461 dfg 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2462 How's life? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2463 Congratulations, I see you've decided to go public with your "50 Shades of Gray" exploration. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2464 Wow, now I know why you Freedom Caucus people complain about your liberty being abridged. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2465 Last day? Can I get you a pour? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2466 Et tu, Brute? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2467 I understand that you two will be leaving out company to work at a company that will pay you more money. We wish you the best. Our good-bye gift to you is a fishing trip. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2468 This wine too was aged in cement. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2469 Just stay for one more drink! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2470 Pity that everyone here is so set in their ways. Don't you think ? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2471 " Will there be someone to send you off ?' 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2472 But this is all I could afford in Brooklyn . . . 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2473 Let me guess. You got made an offer you couldn't refuse. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2474 Wow. Who knew airport security had so many options? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2475 Wow, you two are fifty shades of bizarre. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2476 I'm so sorry, we don't have a Brunello. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2477 sorry this reception is for landscape artists! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2478 I'd offer an oeur d'oeuvre, but I can see you're going for a swim. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2479 Here's to your health 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2480 Into the high risk pool you go. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2481 Congrats on tying the knot! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2482 Y'all really need to loosen up a little. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2483 I would prefer to ferment in an oak barrel rather than a steel bucket. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2484 It's called 'Death in the Afternoon'; want to try it? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2485 So anyway, the ice-bucket challenge has moved up a level. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2486 Loosen up! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2487 So is this a performance piece about Luca Brasi? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2488 Sorry, my husband forgot to ask, "salt, or fresh?" 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2489 Yes, I know, no one really enjoys modern art. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2490 Sorry, I take no prisoners. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2491 How sexist! You are tied up more and have a smaller bucket! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2492 Being let go is harsh. But, hey, you'll land on your feet. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2493 Welcome to whine tasting. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2494 We've concluded that the public does not appear ready for your art. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2495 This is exactly why I went for the mont-to-month plan. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2496 After you survived the Mafia and the tsunami, then what happened? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2497 I'm just having a bed day. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2498 This wine tastes like bunion remover. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2499 WHICH cruise line are you booked on ? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2500 Barrel-aging really does so much for the flavor profile. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2501 You have an odd bucket list. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2502 I could never sleep upright with the fishes. How do you do it? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2503 Like I said, startups are sink or swim. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2504 Well at least you're not tongue-tied. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2505 I'm sorry. But 'YUK!' is not acceptable at our vineyard's wine tastings. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2506 Here's to my ex-husband, his new young wife and the happy conclusion to my bucket list. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2507 This is a tough way to find out you moved into a democratic neighborhood. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2508 You look like you need a stiff drink. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2509 The nutty earth tones will pair nicely with the fishes you will be sleeping with. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2510 So, how long have you two been living as hostages in New York? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2511 The invitation didn't mention that this was a white tie event 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2512 Is it still considered torture if we offer you Chardonnay? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2513 Well, I'm no art critic, but you look too happy. Try bowing your heads in shame. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2514 I'm the good cop - here, have some wine! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2515 Actually they're asphalt overshoes. Cheaper than cement. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2516 'Disinterested' actually means 'impartial.' 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2517 Bill and Marge conquered their first meta-bucket-list item. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2518 If you need to be moved I recommend the Rothko. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2519 There's no "I" in merlot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2520 Why would I say you would swim with the knishes? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2521 Is this a selfie post? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2522 Here's to you finally tying the knot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2523 And how do you know the Puccio's? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2524 Good to hear! So, what else is new? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2525 I finally paid off my student loans. How about you? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2526 Oh, George couldn't come, he got tied up at work. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2527 Who would have imagined you'd be toasted too? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2528 Sorry, I should have warned you. Vladimir really doesn't like it when people finish all of the caviar. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2529 Try this. You're bound to get potted. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2530 Cindy, this is my mother. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2531 Can I get you a drink until Guido gets here? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2532 Thank you for being designated drivers. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2533 So your saying this isn't how to do the bucket challenge. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2534 Here's my card, just in case you survive. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2535 I'd offer you a glass of wine, but I see that you are already tied up and potted. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2536 Well, don't you two look awfully well-matched? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2537 So how is AA going? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2538 We just need the region and year and you can go free. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2539 I told you not to use the first hundred days and disaster in the same sentence. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2540 Feeling guilty about your vote for Gary Johnson? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2541 This wine is to die for. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2542 We caught each other cheating, and now we're both in hot water. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2543 They're still shocking the pool. You'll get a bad rash if you jump in now. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2544 It's an acquired taste. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2545 While I recognize your diligent research into crime and punishment - I find the cement overshoes to be excessive! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2546 Where were you when I needed rescuing from that man with an herb in his tooth? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2547 Betsy gave Arrabbiato's two stars too. She would up in a trunk. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2548 May I offer you a sip? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2549 Well, you two know how to literally tie one on . 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2550 Looks like you're already potted. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2551 Oh, nothing personal. These after-work parties just needed some right-sizing. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2552 Our goal is" trussed and obey, for there is no other way" 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2553 So, when did you two tie the knots? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2554 Sacrifices? Oh, don't get me started. Have I told you about my Grand Cayman ordeal? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2555 Yes I know they said that the Merlot is not bad this year...but it's still Merlot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2556 It's so nice of you to stop by before you disappear! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2557 Anyway, I'll stop drowning you in my stories. What's up with you? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2558 So, how was the Middle East? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2559 Like they say, Sweets to the Sweet....toast to the toast 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2560 So have you learned your lesson about abstaining from Pot Luck? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2561 Have you tried the wine? It helps you get loose. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2562 You can't imagine what it's like to be gluten intolerant. It makes you feel so heavy. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2563 Here, maybe a glass of wine will loosen you up! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2564 Well, I hope you don't feels as if you're forced to stay. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2565 We used to play that game at Smith. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2566 Do you want a straw for your prosecco? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2567 On the other hand, you do match nicely. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2568 Guess you didn't´t see the red rope 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2569 Is this an arranged marriage? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2570 Captivating! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2571 Next time, just join in singing 'Happy Birthday, Uncle Vinnie.' 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2572 I hear you, sister. We want them to be abstract, but they always turn out to be concrete. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2573 We only need to be watered once a week. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2574 I'd offer you a drink but it looks like you're tied up. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2575 "You wanted the drinks 'straight up', right? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2576 I just love your tie 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2577 This is your last chance: fleshy with nutmeg elements or muscular with notes of clove? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2578 I'm a friend of Luca's. Do you swim with the fishes, too? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2579 Your just bound to meet people here. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2580 So Canada said no to your immigration application? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2581 Now, that's what I call a pre-existing condition! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2582 We'd like to help, but our hands are tied. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2583 Well, when things settle down for you, we really must have lunch! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2584 Unfair contest because you have more ropes? Since when was life fair. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2585 When I heard that you'd be tied up for the reception, I didn't realize that you're literalists! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2586 And now for your 13th and final step... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2587 I love a captive audience, don't you? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2588 I understand that you spent last night with the Fishers? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2589 Here's the glass of wine I promised to buy you if your candidate Trump won. Still happy with your choice for president? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2590 Where in the Hudson did you say you live? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2591 Thanks for coming. I thought you were tied up tonight. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2592 So when's the big splash? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2593 Swirling really brings out the subtle notes of Stu's athlete's foot. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2594 So... are you married? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2595 Forget your troubles -- c'mon, get happy 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2596 Ball 'n Chain, Cement Boots...it's all the same. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2597 Ivanka, you and Jared have upset your father (Huge mistake!); Hemlock or a swimming lesson. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2598 Well, enough about me. I should let kept you mingle with the other guests. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2599 So, how is the "Sleeps with the fishes" package? We almost did that one 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2600 This Cabernet matches perfectly with the fishes 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2601 So, are you an installation or are you left over from when this space was owned by the Mafia? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2602 404 Not Found! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2603 Sure, your method works well. But since I got this new app, my alcohol consumption is down to just one glass a day! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2604 This is our lightest Merlot. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2605 You humble bragged one too many times about your children's accomplishments. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2606 I'm glad you made it. I thought you'd be tied up at work 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2607 Before they swam with the fishes, the Prisms were forced to listen to Mary at the white paint convention. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2608 I would offer you some wine, but you seem a bit tied up at the moment. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2609 So my 2016 Viognier lacked clarity and polish, did it? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2610 I'd die too if someone was wearing my same outfit. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2611 I'm sorry our rules about no fidget spinners are so strict here, but would you like a glass of wine? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2612 Please continue... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2613 They ran out of straws, so I can either untie you or serve you. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2614 Would you like a chair? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2615 By all means, take the plunge! 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2616 So, you two decided to take the plunge. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2617 ...and then I spent all last week watching the paint dry in my bathroom... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2618 Honestly, I'm more of a freethinker. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2619 I think those reality TV shows go a little too far sometimes 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2620 Sorry for roping you into this... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2621 I take it you guys don't get out much ... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2622 So how long have you been into this whole "swinger" thing 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2623 Can you get me another glass? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2624 Welcome to Unhappy Hour. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2625 Listen, fundraising is fundraising, and we need what we need. Ready to give? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2626 Don't worry, you're starting to grow on us. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2627 you might find it difficult to socialize for a moment but after we pour a few drinks down you you'll be the delight of the party. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2628 Wonderful going away party, darlings! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2629 I can't wear cement shoes. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2630 "And if you buy a whole book of raffle tickets, it's cheaper". 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2631 Before we get to the waterboarding, would you like a last sip of the wine? It's suppose to be a good year! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2632 So nice of you to stop by on your way... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2633 It seems one of our members found a toenail in your homemade wine. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2634 ...and that's when I discovered the fine art of potting people BEFORE eating them. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2635 On the brighter side of things, at least you're getting out of this party together. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2636 Congratulations! Here's to your winning tonight. Sad to see you won't be able to make our Hangman competition next month . 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2637 Sorry, but this crowd is leagues above you. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2638 It's quite a mob scene in here. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2639 ....and so, just sayin', you might not want to go on the boat ride with Vinny after dinner. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2640 Oh honey, this would look fabulous in our living room 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2641 pray tell, how do you manage to break away from the dungeon? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2642 E.L. Doctorow strikes again? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2643 It's dryer than I'd like. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2644 The Prez asked for examples to explain the term: Cement Shoes. We figured a couple of fired lawyers from DOJ would do. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2645 Next time clip your toenails before stomping the grapes. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2646 I just love the shoes! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2647 Congratulations on completing the course on Harry Houdini. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2648 i now pronounce you man and wife 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2649 I hear if you add nitrogen to the soil you'll grow better. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2650 It is unfortunate that you disagreed with the judges. One more sip to change your minds? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2651 I now pronounce you the bondage twosome of the week! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2652 So, enough about me. What's new with you? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2653 I'm glad to see you two finally made it to couples counseling 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2654 You make a perfect couple. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2655 Well, there's no reason I can't drink like a fish before you sleep with them! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2656 I hear you two are going away for a while. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2657 I suppose offering you a drink might be taken the wrong way. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2658 Yes, but you did request the Chateau Peau Amontillado, vintage 1846. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2659 Who ordered the big drink? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2660 Don't worry, most of our donors start out with cold feet. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2661 A Drink Before You Sink 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2662 You won, but don't you think you went a little too far? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2663 Yes, I'm pretty sure it IS red wine when you're sleeping with the fishes. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2664 Fifty Shades of Sober 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2665 I hate these things, don't you? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2666 I told you Chianti not merlot 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2667 So cement overshoes aren't really overshoes at all. Interesting. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2668 I just love your matching slippers! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2669 What brings you two here tonight? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2670 Clean feet at an S&M party is very important! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2671 I suppose the dogs are even worse than the cats. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2672 I love your shoes! Who's your consigliere? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2673 Bottoms Down 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2674 Cheers! So glad I could cement our relationship! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2675 How did you get roped into this one? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2676 So, you two met at a Mafia mixer. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2677 Perhaps this will ease your anxiety. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2678 As they say, till death do us part. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2679 I didn't mean you had to actually check your privilege. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2680 Enjoy your tour of the deep ocean trenches 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2681 You were both on my bucket list 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2682 "For the last time,which of you dropped a mouse in my wine? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2683 Pinot Noir, it matches my shoes 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2684 Well now... a toast to this new varietal blend I call... Farewell.. with "deep" aromas, "heavily weighed" ... robust flavors of the Sea... Cheers ! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2685 You look all tied up. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2686 Thanks, but sorry, we can't make it. We're all tied up. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2687 You must be Fat Tony's friends he's alwasys talking about. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2688 I asume your next cruise is for business not pleasure. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2689 I'm so glad you were able to stop by before going on your fishing trip! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2690 You say you're related to the unsinkable Molly Brown? We'll see. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2691 ..and then my cute-ums said 'mom-pa' ha ha ha. Did I mention she looks like JLo! and then... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2692 Feel tight? Here some wine to loosen you up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2693 We'll be scuba-diving on Maui next week - how about you? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2694 Is that Quickcrete? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2695 Welcome to the Cannibal's Ball ... we're pleased to have you for dinner. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2696 Really! I don't know why the two of find such a such a need to drown your sorrows. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2697 So, how's your marriage counseling doing so far.............. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2698 We believe executions should be civil! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2699 I couldn't find any bread. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2700 "Your final performance-art piece will make a splash". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2701 You thought 'swim with the fishes' meant scuba diving? Sorry! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2702 I see you got roped into coming here too? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2703 Did you hear the latest about Suzy? Well, let me tell you EVERYBODY in town is saying... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2704 Would you like to try it?. It's a Cabernet '84. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2705 It's not my usual style, but I can't have you bad-mouthing my party Monday morning. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2706 I hope you realize this isn't personal. We are all very civilized people here! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2707 It's time for some "game" "theory"! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2708 Red, White or Rose? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2709 Let me tell you about another screenplay I'm writing 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2710 Welcome to 'Survivor: Long Island'. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2711 Ohh..party activist...I get it 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2712 I'd try it myself, but my doctor says to avoid depths... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2713 That's two more I can cross off my bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2714 You two settling in OK? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2715 You two look "Fit to be tied" 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2716 Really? How do you play musical chairs? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2717 This is undrinkable, except to fish. Stomping our vineyard's grapes without washing your feet anticipated, poetically, the cement shoes. Good-bye, friends. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2718 How was the 'swim with the fishes' experience? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2719 This is your last chance to denounce Jar-Jar Binks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2720 You guys make great wine. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2721 Do you take this man to have and to hold from this day forward, for better and for worse, 'till death do you part? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2722 Who says cement shoes are all the rage? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2723 Captive bucket list audience 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2724 It's a white. It goes better with feeding the fishes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2725 Which one of you is the white wine spittoon? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2726 Regretting who you voted for? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2727 Is this your first knotworking event? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2728 I voted to burn you at the stake. I lost. Drinks on me. Kirkahtye2 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2729 You both hit on the CEO's wife...and we have rules. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2730 '' 'It's a 2009; lush and fruit-forward. Really, to die for!' " 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2731 The regional standard for personal-space comes first, then we'll talk hair. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2732 Interesting diet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2733 Mar-a-Lago's security is tighter now that our owner is President 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2734 Your new performance piece pales your last 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2735 This is inhumane! I am being forced to drink boxed wine! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2736 The 'tie up' is an initiation for all our first time art exhibitors. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2737 No, I'm sorry - the "Mob Costume Party" isn't until Friday. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2738 Love the shoes! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2739 I hope I'm not keeping you from anything. You're such good listeners 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2740 What are your thoughts about our employee advancement programs? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2741 I just feel like we have so much in common! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2742 The co-op board wants evidence we're willing to put roots down. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2743 ...I call this next poem 'Unpublished Number 256'... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2744 Karen´s WASP seeds were flourishing nicely. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2745 You could have chosen the golden parachute. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2746 Don't say I didn't teach you how to pronounce your "L"s 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2747 Don't worry. Everybody gets cold feet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2748 So how was the honeymoon? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2749 I'm in my cups and you -- well, here we are. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2750 I love your fashion sense, is it straight from Paris? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2751 I heard you were roped into providing a local wine. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2752 Do you want straws? One or two? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2753 Our social outcast program is guaranteed to cure your shyness. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2754 So glad you could make it. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2755 Our company has strict rules regarding workplace relationships. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2756 I have a great investment opportunity I'd love to tell you about 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2757 So how long have you all been doing magic? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2758 No, your cruise cancellation insurance does not allow you to cancel this cruise. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2759 A Sitting on the Gate Is only what it's CALLED you know. The REAL NAME of the poem is The Aged Aged Man. But that's only what the name is called, you know. The actual title of the poem is --" . . . 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2760 I so admire your willingness to give yourself for your art. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2761 Hi. Could one of you hold my drink? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2762 Hmm. This New American Gothic piece is captivating. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2763 I find it hard to believe you both had the same fantasy on your bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2764 Don't worry, we'll undo the installation before the orgy. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2765 Friends don't let friends drink and dance. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2766 So... you met each other on what web sight? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2767 This part of the wine tasting requires your feet to do the tasting! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2768 You two look like you could use a nightcap. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2769 Don't you just love a dinner cruise? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2770 AA is getting a little extreme don't you think? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2771 Such a waste - except for your shoes, I'll enjoy those, thanks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2772 I feel like your fear really gets into the grapes making a very unique bouquet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2773 It's an Italian severance package. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2774 You should try this, it's called "Love & Bondage"! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2775 Its like a blind tasting, with a twist. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2776 ,I hope you Injoy our new retirement plan... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2777 Search history as art. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2778 But I said: Of course they’ll come. I’m their upstairs neighbor! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2779 Were those your hats with the cute little rabbits inside? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2780 Must you be going? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2781 Yes, life on Earth is good. Stability and contentment have been achieved. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2782 It's Saturday night. Time for your baths. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2783 It has a delicate flavor, but I detect a 'hoppy' bouquet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2784 I have this red, a dry white or a lovely Miracle Grow? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2785 If you prefer, I can keep it cool in your ice bucket 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2786 Sometimes I drag my feet too at parties. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2787 Are you mob informers, or Russian journalists? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2788 Sorry, but the chaperone called in sick. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2789 So, you signed up for THAT! Cruise. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2790 I hear you're going to swim with the sushi. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2791 It's called the mob bucket challenge 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2792 Positivity is the only way 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2793 "Congrats! You've successfully separated true company loyalists from the clock-watching hangers-on! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2794 Sorry, wining is not permitted for those going down on my bucket list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2795 This Sauterne should go well with the fishes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2796 It's more of an initiation rite than hazing. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2797 Down Under as in Australia? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2798 But drinking wine through a straw is so gauche. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2799 Very Guantanamo. Do you do waterboarding too? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2800 So where are you going for your vacation? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2801 Don't you think you're taking Mike Pence's advice a little too far? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2802 Really, it's not an mission impossible. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2803 Bob and I agree. You both have your feet firmly planted on the ground. Too bad circumstances have you tied up like this, though. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2804 Sure, NOW you like Leonard Cohen. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2805 Now dance! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2806 CNN, we are so sorry. We did not expect President Trump to attend this White House Correspondents dinner. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2807 I know I said, 'Come as you are', but Geez. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2808 I've heard that salt is a very good preservative. Or would you prefer a lake filled with crappie? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2809 Great Going Away Party.........Bon Voyage 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2810 Do you want chicken or fish tonight? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2811 So what brought you two to journalism? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2812 C'mon. Let yourselves go. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2813 This party isn't going to make wine it's self. Chop. Chop. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2814 Looks like you won't be leaving early. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2815 Just try to relax and enjoy yourselves. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2816 Congratulations! As soon as the plant genome kicks in, you will be the first trans-species, non-gender humans ever. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2817 I'd offer you a drink, but I see your hands are tied. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2818 Worst blizzard on record hits White House. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2819 The wine is much better than the communion. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2820 You'll get used to NSA office parties, although they are a bit... unconventional. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2821 Welcome to the new Mafia. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2822 When you said you would be late to the party because you were tied up... Literally I see... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2823 You must be the parents. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2824 They ran out of wine glasses, so you'll have to share this one. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2825 you gotta try this wine: it is to die for 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2826 Taking the plunge, I see. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2827 Congratulations on completing your bucket list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2828 This is your CONDE NAST exit interview. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2829 What's your plan ? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2830 All our champagne is warm so you are doing the right thing by chilling yourselves first 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2831 Most people would consider this worse than drowning. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2832 Yes, I also have to force myself to network. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2833 We don't expect deep conversations here. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2834 I was just feeling so tied down when I was married. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2835 I know how you feel. I hate literary cocktail parties too. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2836 Oh, you met on a cruise? How romantic. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2837 Would you care for a Mai Tai? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2838 Well, for Pete's sake! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2839 Here's to you both on your common journey. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2840 I hear you've been settling in. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2841 I told you dear; you would love my mother! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2842 So you two are trying to quit drinking? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2843 So thrilled you could break away from rehab to join us. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2844 Let me guess. Married? Right? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2845 Let me tell you about my last trip to Napa. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2846 I thought this was supposed to be your weekend get away 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2847 So, have you ever been on a swim with the sharks cruise before? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2848 The worst part is I forgot to put my pants on. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2849 Forgive the old punchline, but how did you ring the bell? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2850 Let's drink to pot, legal or not. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2851 Looks like you two have already tied one on. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2852 i quite agree ...my shoes are killing me 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2853 Nice of you to come. Those new voice actuated elevators work really well, don't they? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2854 Office party invite—a simple 'yes' is the appropriate response. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2855 quit fucking around in those buckets 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2856 And here I thought going away parties were passé 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2857 Do you have any ice? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2858 And then there were the archives of North Dakota. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2859 Honestly? I think your alternative AA group is loony-tunes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2860 I knew you two would hit it off. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2861 Can I get you two some wine? champagne? or chlorophyll? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2862 Welcome to ‘Witness Protection’. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2863 It's just like that Cialis commercial! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2864 Courtesy of Don Perignon. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2865 So Silvia tells me that you guys are tied up in the wine business 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2866 No, you cannot have a sip. You are on the bucket. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2867 I love escapist art shows. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2868 Don is not only his first name... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2869 We all make pour decisions. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2870 You were both on my bucket list 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2871 So what do you do for a living? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2872 It brings out the tannins! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2873 A toast, to crossing out number two on my bucket list, dear ex. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2874 You shouldn't let that stop you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2875 Would you two like some wine? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2876 “Well, aren’t WE the late bloomers? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2877 I guess it's too much to ask to be kept in the loop on your travel plans? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2878 Executions are wonderful with a party and sleep aid. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2879 Honestly, I know next to nothing about conceptual art, but this martini is first rate. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2880 So when did you two get married? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2881 That's a fascinating tale. Of course, we never fly domestic. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2882 When you jump the line at a wine tasting, there are consequences. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2883 Are you protesting organized crime or something? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2884 You come highly recommended. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2885 Would you like a glass of wine? It’s the perfect merlot for when you are going to be sleeping with the fishes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2886 We have decided to bring back the corporate espionage policies of the 70's. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2887 You weren't hoping to just drop in and then leave early, were you? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2888 So, are we having fun? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2889 people on her bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2890 Would a drink take the pressure off? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2891 You've been warned a hundred times - red with steak, white with seafood. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2892 It said "jacket and tie," not "bucket and tied." 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2893 And I thought I was too tied up to come. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2894 So, how does it feel to be nearing the end of your bucket lists? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2895 When did you two decide to take the plunge? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2896 Error 504: Punch line timed-out 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2897 I love the buckets and the ropes are a nice accent. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2898 Glad you weren't too tied up to come out. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2899 I find most performance art tedious. Let me explain what you're doing wrong. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2900 Oh, I am so glad that you made the party. I know that you've been tied up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2901 I know. I know. I totally get it. You're telling me?! I feel that way too. All the time. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2902 That designer is so dead in the water. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2903 If you are not too tied up, can you make some more of this wine? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2904 Do you want a splash of water with this? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2905 You're two thirds of the way done, just the hook to go. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2906 You really put your foot in it this time! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2907 Well, it's no Burghers of Calais. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2908 So...I understand you both garden. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2909 I'm just saying, if you don't have cold feet the week before your wedding, you ought to. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2910 Dammit, Brad and Janet, looks like you won't be able to Time Warp with Frank N Furter tonight! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2911 Yes, we take our wines seriously, veerrrry seriously! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2912 Are you friends of Jimmy Hoffa's? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2913 can i get you anything else? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2914 I sea you are into tide water. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2915 You would be welcomed here except for your obvious association with the mob. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2916 Welcome to escrow. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2917 I see Carla really enjoys your company. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2918 Still wearing the Fall look I see. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2919 Small price for getting a good babysitter. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2920 I would invite you to the after party,but you look tied up right now 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2921 Swimming with the fishes has always been on my bucket list, too. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2922 I'm guessing you don't get out much. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2923 now, for the last time , which one of you opened the red 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2924 So sorry, but here you do fit a certain profile. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2925 You do realise this is just the 1st stage to joining the Wicker man club? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2926 That excuse about taking home the babysitter isn't going to work this time... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2927 50 Shades Of Rose 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2928 Last chance. Do you retract what you said about the wine? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2929 I see you came straight from the airport. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2930 I see it as representing Mankind's resistance toward being tied up and placed in a bucket. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2931 On the bright side, you'll miss all that cocktail party chatter! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2932 You Missed the welcoming drink 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2933 So, looks like you're headed to the Easr River after the show. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2934 Yes, I'm sure you'll be conversation starters.... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2935 You can check out anytime you want.....but you can never leave. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2936 Not much. How about you guys? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2937 Would you like a Swiss Army knife with your chardonnay? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2938 Try it...You're bound to like it! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2939 I said the dress code was black tie. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2940 Wow, the advances in couples therapy seem to be working for you two. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2941 When they said it was a Pinot noir to die for, they really meant it. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2942 You must be with the Corleones. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2943 Who requested the Corpse Reviver? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2944 You're #1 and #2 on my bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2945 How do you know Rick? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2946 You're not bad people, you just made some bad decisions" Are you victims of your circumstances or just victims "There are no victims, only volunteers 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2947 A toast to Living Art and the true believers, like you, who make it possible! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2948 Surely you're not the only Republicans at the party! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2949 A hint of rope, with a soupcon of cement. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2950 We may need to rethink this icebreaker. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2951 Just in case - with the wedding tomorrow this water is luke warm. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2952 The antioxidants are good for your heart health. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2953 I would have picked the barrel 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2954 You'll be fashionably late by 10. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2955 Yes, I'm an attorney, but I don't do pro bono work. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2956 I know how you feel. Our cat walked across the wet cement on our driveway once. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2957 I heard AA was making some changes to the program. What's the new motto? Rope does it? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2958 Can I offer you a glass of wine? Or your freedom? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2959 And as he was walking on on me, he said that I was insensitive to his problems. Like I don't have problems. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2960 Red or white? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2961 Pleased to meet you! Judging from your attire, I assume you must be the new chief financial officer. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2962 Tell me again about this exciting investment opportunity. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2963 What a coincidence! I've crossed Moab too! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2964 To put it nicely, we're testing the waters. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2965 Honey, I broke the internet. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2966 Wife's wails trump mother nature's trails. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2967 How is your research progressing on the workings of the mob. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2968 I can't tell you how WONDERFUL it is finally to unburdened myself! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2969 Ok, Fifty Shades of Lucille Ball. But who is the guy in the glasses? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2970 Now that's what I call...tying one on! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2971 You must be in your last week of onboarding. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2972 It's our little way of welcoming cartoon editors. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2973 Footsie Frankie couldn't make it here, so he says to meet him on the docks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2974 Have you tried the 2006? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2975 We're giving a Millenial tweak to "How To Serve Mankind" 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2976 In brief, to make a long story short, to put it in a nutshell, and to come to the point... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2977 But I told you, if you didn't bring a nice bottle of wine there would be severe consequences. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2978 Resistance is futile! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2979 I'm Samantha Bee, and this time you'll listen. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2980 So bad news, yours have been determined to be Preexisting Conditions. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2981 now I have got you now, but were only supreme court justices oh I thought you were the president, oh well I already set bombs into your buckets 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2982 Which one of you asked for the red fizzy on ice? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2983 Why do I get the feel you're not the proactive types? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2984 And you swear it's not a pyramid scheme? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2985 Buon Viaggio 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2986 How nice of you to stop by to say good bye 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2987 I see you've met Ted... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2988 Well, don't feel like you have to stay if you aren't enjoying yourselves. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2989 The Academy Awards after party was a bit uncomfortable for the PriceWaterhouseCoopers accountants. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2990 I don't know what made you think you could just blow off my party! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2991 And then he said that I'm taking the 'Business Casual Day' idea too far! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2992 Oh, I hear swimming with the fishes is wonderful this time of year! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2993 To be honest, it doesn't age well. But, then, I guess, neither will you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2994 Adorable! Are they the new Jimmy Choo his/hers line? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2995 Human trafficking sounds terribly exciting. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2996 But doesn't the nepotism statute apply to the White House? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2997 Your just going to die after I tell you my little secret. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2998 But on the bright side, this wine pairs well with fish. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2999 This should cement the relationship. The 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3000 Remember me? Marcia? We met at the Whitney. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3001 While you wait for the cement to set. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3002 Try the new Pinot Mort, hints of cordite and fresh cement under a rough, bubbly finish. Ideal for people on the way down! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3003 Congratulations, best wishes, and may all your children be heirloom varieties. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3004 This Merlot gives a smooth finish. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3005 I said a blind taste test! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3006 Did you refuse to drink Trump winery's Blanc de Blancs? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3007 As promised... You'll be permanently displayed on the ocean floor. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3008 You really need to see our pool. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3009 This is our best Port. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3010 For the last time, try our IPA or drink the East River! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3011 So, Rachel tells me you've discovered a very effective way to reduce your carbon footprint? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3012 "Your cab has arrived". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3013 It's this or a DUI. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3014 You brought wine in a box? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3015 All we did, Counselor, was order two Moscow mule cocktails. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3016 Maybe next time you won't forget to bring wine with you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3017 So I understand you folks will be leaving for a very special trip. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3018 cocktail parties in Hell 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3019 Usually not averse to the bizarre, guests at George's cannibal dinner party roundly agreed that his recent foray into the farm-to-table movement might have been a step too far. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3020 I won't bother you. It looks like you,re tied up. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3021 Can I get your guys' card? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3022 Now that I've got you here, let me show you my pool. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3023 ready to celebrate the end of bipartisanship? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3024 You'll taste this Virginia wine, or else! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3025 Don't worry, you won't miss this years vintage. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3026 Would you like a nice merlot while the concrete sets? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3027 Will the East River be your final home? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3028 Repeat after me: I ama worthless liberal supporter of the Affordable Care Act. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3029 So glad you could be here for my campaign kick off. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3030 I thought a martini would help you break the ice. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3031 The fun doesn't begin until you're in over your heads. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3032 You're lucky - you don't have to circulate, and you don't have to figure out the food/drink balance thing. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3033 How interesting! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3034 You consider yourselves critics. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3035 I assume you are business competitors of my husband? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3036 You can leave when your designated driver arrives. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3037 Apparently there are no martini glasses. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3038 It's so nice you made it before your final engagement. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3039 Going for the Guinness record, are you? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3040 On the wagon? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3041 And this wine goes surprisingly well with fish. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3042 I just love it when couples dress in matching outfits! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3043 My toast. You're toast. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3044 It's part of a team-building exercise. Two guys from shipping will bubble-wrap you and take you to the after party by hand-truck . Take mental notes for discussion on the webinar. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3045 I'd offer you a drink, but I see you're all tied up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3046 The boat will be here shortly, can I get you something to drink in the meantime. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3047 Here's to sleeping with the fishes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3048 The wine is watered down, and you save us on labor. Win-Win. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3049 Your installation is to die for! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3050 The last tango in plaster of Paris? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3051 Here is the part where I throw wine in your face... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3052 So you must be from out of town? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3053 These cement shoes are the last shoes you'll ever need! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3054 I'm Mrs. Fish. I understand you'll sleeping at our B&B tonight? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3055 Thanks for dropping in! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3056 We'll have you out of your concrete shoes and on your honeymoon, as soon as, we can free up a couple of seats in coach. In the mean time, please enjoy the airline's VIP lounge. Thirsty? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3057 The important thing is that you showed up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3058 Glad you decided to be tied up here rather than at home. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3059 Your bucket list conversations got very tiresome. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3060 As I was saying - 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3061 All dressed up and no where to go? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3062 I drew a blank. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3063 And I thought my distressed belt was trendy! Hats off to you! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3064 I feel your steps to avoid kicking the bucket are too funereal. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3065 Oh, how self-absorbed of me. How are you enjoying the party? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3066 Here's to cementing your relationship. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3067 This Chenin Blanc works wonderfully when sleeping with the fishes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3068 This flavor will stay with you forever, however long that may be. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3069 404 File Not Found 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3070 Bondage has always been on my bucket list too, but it's just too difficult to drink wine. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3071 I never judge by last impressions. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3072 I do apologize. It's my French hitman. I can see that he mistranslated my directive to have you both put to sleep with the poison. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3073 It's the merlot you requested. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3074 "You both have fabulous grape-crushing feet. This wine is just divine." Submitted by my 11th grade English student, Liv Sheridan. We are using The New Yorker as our text this trimester for a writing elective. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3075 I mean, think of the moral hazard if bringing Merlot wasn't met with this 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3076 WELL, AS I WAS SAYING!! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3077 I was going to ask you both to join me on the yacht this weekend but I am guessing you are all tied up! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3078 Was surprised to see you here since you've been tied up as of late 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3079 I don't let life weigh me down. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3080 Here's to a more concrete relationship/ 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3081 We'd love to come to your Tupperware party Marge, but I believe we're tied up this Saturday. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3082 You knew the consequences for wearing white before Memorial Day. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3083 No, this is not legal, but we are proud of our 100% modified behavior record. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3084 Just as lethal, but 83% less injection. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3085 You simply must try the punch. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3086 So you want to hear about the dream I had last night? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3087 Here's to your first day of the New York Times's grape pressing luxury excursion 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3088 Great price! Then when does the cruise return? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3089 I find your alcohol abstinence program fascinating. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3090 I'd hop right in with you, but I'm still carrying a little winter weight. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3091 I was thinking ...something...a bit smaller 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3092 Are you still in couples' AA? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3093 I have to apologize. We usually waterboard all new members, except someone misplaced the boards. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3094 Phuket and a small tattoo are on my list 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3095 So good of you to host despite your troubles. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3096 I'd like to cement our relationship. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3097 Here's to your Pepsi ad. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3098 So, how did you meet? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3099 I hear you'll soon be sleeping with the fishes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3100 You'll be sleeping with the fishes! Don't you just love swinger parties? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3101 - Are you trying to show off the entire Party your preexisting condition? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3102 I told you not to bring rosé. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3103 If you have any further questions, contact my attorney. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3104 You two are bound to make a splash at the party tonight! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3105 It's a wine tasting. I clearly said 50 shades of grape 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3106 So is this your first 50 Shades singles mixer for professionals over 40? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3107 They're about to start the first dance. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3108 So where will your travels be taking you this year? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3109 Wow, you must have committed a pretty serious party foul. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3110 We'd love to have a drink, but we're under a restraining order. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3111 It's over in a splash. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3112 Oh, it's a double-bucket list! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3113 Well yes, you could have been cured under Obamacare, but this new system is far less expensive. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3114 Cannibal Spectator says that a 2009 Malbec goes well with a human sacrifice. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3115 Ugh. These networking events are real torture. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3116 I know Brad invited you two here because he thought you had a lot in common. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3117 Actually, it's absinthe with a little bit of a splash of night shade. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3118 Oh lighten up. Tenure parties are fun! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3119 I'm sorry, but the wine you brought did not pass my very specific A list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3120 You should have just told us you can't hold your drinks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3121 Some say torture. Some say Enhanced Critic Techniques. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3122 So, how is the Mafia Witness Disposal Fantasy Cruise going so far? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3123 It's wonderful to meet people who share my passion for 13th century alpaca weaving techniques. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3124 I came as soon as I read his tweet. He wrote : "Former ordre CANCELLED !! They won't be burnt at the stake." Cheers ! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3125 Not funny 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3126 Don't even ask about the cheese tasting party. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3127 It's a suitably dark pinot noir, with undertones of film. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3128 I promise we'll let you go if you just drink the merlot 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3129 Have some pail ale 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3130 A picture is actually worth seven words. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3131 I understand you two just met and now you'r going to go out together. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3132 Leaving early? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3133 There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you about right now. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3134 I guess I can cross this off of my bucket list! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3135 How nice! You guys are still on the wagon! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3136 Oh, come on, don't be a 'stick in the mud,' have a glass of wine! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3137 Sorry, I forgot to mention in the invitation that this going away party is in your honor. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3138 Now savor the flavor , and you will get a chance to unwind 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3139 I'm Guessing This is Your Last Exhibition? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3140 Sessions has GOT to tone it down when he's here in Colorado. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3141 I'm drawing a blank. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3142 I knew these parties get mobbed, but this is ridiculous! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3143 So, let's see you guess the vintage by the bouquet...... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3144 we're on a bound date. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3145 I'm sorry, what kind of party did you think this was? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3146 After initiation, you get to act smug and make other people do things - doesn't that sound nice? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3147 Sometimes I think maybe the wine bucket challenge isn't so fun anymore. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3148 Didn't I warn you about bringing up politics? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3149 So what do you teach, and how did you manage to make the DeVoss Bucket List Challenge? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3150 I told Michael that you said it was business, nothing personal. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3151 So, when did you tie the knot? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3152 I have to be honest with you two. This isn't what I had in mind when I advised you to be potted plants and not get roped in to awkward small talk. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3153 I've got THE best swimming instructor for you! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3154 Oh, I know them. My uncle used to work there! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3155 So I said, 'Fluffy, you get down off that counter immediately!' And you what he did? He just looked at me as though what I had to say didn't interest him at all. I mean, REALLY....... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3156 I see that your bucket list has you all tied up at the moment. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3157 If you don't mind, would you take your shoes off before you come in. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3158 The Winemaid's Tale 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3159 We want our wine chilled. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3160 I know I'm your sister, and it IS my birthday, but you could've just phoned to say you were both tied up tonight. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3161 I usually prefer to circulate at these things. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3162 Put this can sav on your bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3163 Aren't these team builders fun? Would you like a merlot? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3164 May I offer you the drink? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3165 Pity you can't partake...this pinot grigio has a playful note of miracle grow. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3166 Never ask for a little pot at a wine tasting party. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3167 Congratulations, you bring performance art to an entirely new level. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3168 Gosh, we sorta hijacked your party, didn't we? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3169 The saltwater fish are so beautiful. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3170 Pardon me, is this the 404 to Sheboygan? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3171 Please don't run. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3172 Because with closed eyes you swore this red was a white, you are banished from all future tastings. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3173 Wait, don't tell me--your bucket list went south? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3174 So I see you guys are taking this "bucket list" thing pretty seriously. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3175 So tell me, what interests do you lovebirds have in common? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3176 I, also, tried to stop drinking once. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3177 Sorry,you got the date wrong. This week it's a blind tasting; the bind tasting was last week. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3178 I interned for him too, he is great 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3179 I agree, and so do all of us here at NRDC. The oceans must not rise. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3180 Your choice: the Hudson the Mississippi or the Atlantic. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3181 It's the latest weight-loss plan 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3182 The chef from Papua New Ginea doesn't really know much about wine pairing. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3183 Fend shui aside, I really like your outfits 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3184 I'm just joking when I ask someone to kill me at these things. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3185 Don't you find this wine tasting captivating? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3186 Good, we can skip the small talk. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3187 ...So, we finally decided on the BMW. The next big decision in early 2011 was whether to go to the Bahamas again or try Cancun. Bob was for the Bahamas, but I thought something fresh would be a good idea... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3188 As you are sinking, be cheered up by knowing that I am drinking to your heroic self-righteousness. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3189 You will say "Hillary is part of the resistance" and drink this koolaid! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3190 Can I have a refill? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3191 You know exactly where the bathroom is, Janet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3192 The invite clearly said, BYOB or make your own from scratch. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3193 And we would've gotten away with it too, Velma, if it wasn't for you kids and that mangy mutt! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3194 I hear seawater removes red wine stains. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3195 Aren't these office parties fun? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3196 You look like you could use the drink. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3197 Subtle notes of bromodosis, with a surprisingly smooth finish. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3198 You saw Luca Brasi? Why didn't you bring him? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3199 You have no choice, pass the health care bill. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3200 So, too bad about that Obama care, right? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3201 How nice...so what number are you up to on the bucket list now? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3202 Wait, let me guess. You're supposed to be a pair of potted palms? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3203 The Fifty Shades of Luca Brasi party is next door. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3204 I heard you were tied up and couldn't make it? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3205 Are you the entertainment? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3206 It's absurd what you people pay for this. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3207 Usually, guests tend to leave my parties early. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3208 I guess you won't need this to get potted. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3209 I understand there are some beautiful fish in that river. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3210 Your funeral director must be furious. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3211 I see you are ready to go down with the company 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3212 It ain't broke, but it needs fixing. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3213 Why do you couples from Florida always dress alike? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3214 How is the Mafia diet working? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3215 "It might be 'stuck', but more profitably called 'sacrifice.' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3216 'I tried to quit drinking just last month. Obviously I failed!' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3217 Hogtying humans has always been on my bucket list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3218 Visiting Venice is at the top of my bucket list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3219 I'd offer you a drink but it looks like you are tied up at the moment. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3220 no more hints...which wine goes with fish? Final answer. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3221 This should teach you not to serve me an oakey Chardonnay. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3222 Maybe now you'll appreciate his use of negative space. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3223 I'd offer you a drink, but... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3224 Yes, we're so proud to see that the children are already preparing for summer camp ... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3225 Wait. Don't tell me. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3226 Ask me about my Hampton house remodel -then you can have a sip. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3227 I realize you've been a bit tied up but I know you have your feet firmly planted on the ground. Have a drink and relax! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3228 Oh! and I just have to tell you about my new project... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3229 ...but, I see I'm beginning to bore you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3230 That was a fine How-Dee-Doo! You had to bring your own bottles of wine! Ours wasn't good enough! Too dry? Well, we'll correct that! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3231 I forgot to tell you Dad is mafioso. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3232 Are you reconsidering your rejection of the Merlot? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3233 I'd offer you a drink, but that seems redundant. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3234 It's healthier than the traditional last cigarette. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3235 All some people seem to ever want to talk about is their Florida vacations. Do you ever notice that? Well, do you? Myself, I never set foot out of Naples. Who does? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3236 Hi, I'm Vito's wife, and you must be some of his business ex-associates. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3237 I know you're all tied up at the moment, but could you get me another drink? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3238 I assume you’re not friends of Tony. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3239 Is it shaken not stirred or stirred not shaken? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3240 Here's to getting to the bottom of your relationship... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3241 Who roped you into this wine tasting. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3242 Let me guess, he had you hooked, lined, and sinkered. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3243 I don't have to worry about getting out of bed in the morning anymore, but now getting decent public transportation is almost impossible. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3244 So, I understand that you both recently started a 'cleanse' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3245 Is this art work about income inequality, or is it about immigration? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3246 What did you do for a living? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3247 Is that the new "torture" diet? I hear it is all the rage inside of Guantanamo. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3248 Um...No. This isn't the B&D meetup. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3249 This is my first going-away party since I've been with the firm. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3250 So, you two have been selected as next month's hosts! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3251 Cannibles yes, but nouveau riche I'm afraid. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3252 The President wants me to convey to you that he is "sorry, but this is just the way its got to be." 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3253 Bad hair day? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3254 Thank you for your entry. Ever heard of a wine press? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3255 Sorry, but the man in the pillory got the last straw. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3256 Just a trace of doubt. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3257 Charles and I slept with the fishes on the Vineyard last summer. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3258 Pity the soiree is so polarized. I so wanted you to taste this wine. It has such a delightfully disrespectful nose and insolent aftertaste. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3259 Look, you only got this gig because Marina Abramovic turned it down. So shut up and start doing freaky shit with your bodily fluids. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3260 It would be uncivil and discourteous to drop the two of you into the East River without a proper bon voyage soiree. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3261 You two are a little overdressed for this soirée. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3262 This is the introductory phase. Not to worry! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3263 No, the King's aren't here. Seems they were a little too tied up to join us this evening. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3264 As you can see a handy individual spit bucket has been provided. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3265 Contest #404 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3266 Are you in town for long? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3267 Now that I have you here, I'd like to talk with you about donating to the annual fund. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3268 Just tell me the name of this wine and you can go free. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3269 Welcome to Carmine's Whale Watch. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3270 OK, what did you two do with Bob??? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3271 So this is the latest ice bucket challenge? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3272 Why are you guys always so stand-offish? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3273 Other than that Mrs. Lincoln... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3274 What time is the flogging? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3275 Backiotomy 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3276 Like to join my Parliament? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3277 A.A.'s 13th step? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3278 And that's why working in publishing is pure torture nowada. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3279 I'm always pleased to meet our new recruits. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3280 oh good, you came! You said you were tied up. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3281 So, what brings you to the party? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3282 I'm sure someone will open the bidding for your release any moment. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3283 Don't worry. This party's dying anyway. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3284 You must be the Godfather's new interns 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3285 Bucket list for the mob, are you? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3286 Do either of you still have any doubts about who runs this household? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3287 You're toast. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3288 The penalties for serving wine that has turned can be quite severe. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3289 Can I interest you in a timeshare? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3290 Quido always has the most interesting friends! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3291 I'll give you a hand, if you don't get out of hand. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3292 What does a Tide commercial pay? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3293 Sure, drinking rules are not binding in this situation. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3294 "It's a California burgundy, but a nice California burgundy", 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3295 Well, that might work, but surely they'll impeach. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3296 Did you say white or red? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3297 What makes you think this is a going away party? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3298 A last sip? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3299 You chose the cocktail party? I'd rather be thrown into the Hudson. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3300 It gives you all the weight-loss benefits of captivity, but with none of the drama. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3301 At long last I meet The Fishes! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3302 Which one of you is David Blanie? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3303 Imagine! You guys were dumped off two different piers at opposite ends of the city and wound up on the same beach. That is so romantic! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3304 So I see you volunteered to stay for Hillary's speech. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3305 'Captive Audience,' what a lovely combination of performance art and therapy. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3306 Our boss doesn't like unannounced audits. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3307 I will see you in a couple weeks when I go scuba diving. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3308 Here's to both of you finally fulfilling your bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3309 Don't you just love Fashion Week? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3310 i love the outfit 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3311 I see "Big Frank" invited you, I won't keep you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3312 Here's a toast to the murder defendant you testified against. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3313 Office parties bring out the worst in us. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3314 Here's to making it through your bucket list! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3315 Rehab not going well? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3316 Can you keep a secret? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3317 Well, your not on my bucket list! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3318 I'm sorry, our ficus position has already been filled. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3319 No hard feelings; just enjoy yourselves. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3320 We were just worried because you hadn't RSVP'd. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3321 I know it's been rough, but sometimes you just have to hit bottom... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3322 I'm in mortgages at our S&L. What do you two do? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3323 Your flats and accessories are killer. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3324 Are you ready for your bind taste test? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3325 Apologies for the strict no mingling policy for newcomers. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3326 Tell me why you ruined my childhood. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3327 Let me guess -- a destination wedding. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3328 A little indiscreet were we about Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3329 Next time listen get out 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3330 So thoughtful of Tony to give you a going away party. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3331 So glad you could make it, you're probably having a busy week 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3332 'Naturally, we do want our summer associates to have pool access.' 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3333 Yes but you said it was a rose'. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3334 You criticized the Sicilian wine? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3335 So glad you could both make it to open the exhibition. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3336 So, Mr. and Mrs. Kuper, who am I really? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3337 So, how do you know Al? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3338 Now that I've captured you, Mr. Bond, my plan is simple. Turn all credible news into memes of kitties sticking their heads in bread. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3339 No thanks, We're trying to quit drinking. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3340 I heard you two got into hot water over the last company party. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3341 So what exactly are Mafia interns? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3342 I told you - no more wine and cheese! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3343 I welcome you to try others. It seems you started with the 2016 varietal panache--straining/restraining batch. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3344 So, nothing to drink? You two are certainly showing a great deal of restraint ! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3345 Wrong memo? Well, you are bound to get canned. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3346 You stomp a really good wine. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3347 Marvelous, just marvelous! Refined yet resigned. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3348 Red is just fine with fish. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3349 12 Step Programs are much too complicated..... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3350 Sparkling or flat? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3351 Tell me what I need to know or you will drink the Merlot. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3352 As soon as the Supreme Court lifts the deportation stay, we will put you on the helicopter to Hawaii. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3353 Are you two hydrologists? Bruno tells me you have an appointment with the East River. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3354 Did you hear the President's speech... this party is for you too. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3355 Our wine club doesn't call it hazing, we call it flight tasting. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3356 I prefer talking to a captive audience 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3357 I've given up trying to keep up with all of the iterations of the Ice Bucket Challenge. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3358 I'm thinking of it as a new spin on criticism-cum-participatory artwork. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3359 I'm still crafting my bucket list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3360 What a coincidence, I understand our host Tony Fish Eyes is also in concrete. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3361 Sorry, we're tied up right now. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3362 Nicole tells me you're the entertainment. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3363 One host's way of handling those awkward cocktail party "walk-aways." One host's method for dealing with those awkward "cocktail party conversation walk-aways." 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3364 I hear this is a farewell party for you. Bon voyage. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3365 Nordstrom? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3366 Would you like a sip before the dunk? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3367 First our internet history, then what? By the way, you two are doing a magnificent job making the wine. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3368 Thanks, but red wine gives me hives. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3369 I could bring a straw. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3370 You must be the new witness protection neighbors. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3371 You need a body of water for these to be pre-existing conditions. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3372 Are you what they call 'Millenials?' 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3373 The water's like ice, but, you won't freeze to death. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3374 Uncanny outfit! I thought you boycott her brand! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3375 I'm glad that you both "came as you are". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3376 The scale! Breathtaking! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3377 Of course it is always a matter of perspective. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3378 You two going for a swim? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3379 Aww, did you two meet on Plenty Of Fish? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3380 Looks like you can scratch off happy hour and bondage from your bucket lists. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3381 The seafood's always questionable at these things. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3382 So essentially you're in the unfinished business. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3383 Are you sure you want to play this game? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3384 I presume just attending is enough to tick off swinger's party from your bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3385 Finally, they bring out the vintage Coppola! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3386 Well, I'm off to foment evil throughout the city! Don't even think about undoing each other's ropes and rolling to the sledge hammer several feet away that could easily smash the concrete around your feet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3387 Due to past experience, we're just making sure "The Bachelor" couple can't come back again next season. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3388 I LOVE your costumes. SO relevant. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3389 How's your diet plan going? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3390 The boss said the wine is for after. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3391 A toast to your binding commitment 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3392 It's a great space for binding arbitration. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3393 What? Janice has a standing desk! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3394 Can it get any weirder than this? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3395 So, when did you two tie the knots? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3396 Performance art or captive audience? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3397 These ice sculptures look so life-like 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3398 So you thought you were coming here to press the drapes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3399 dfg 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3400 Trust me, it's only Kool-Aid. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3401 I didn't expect you when you told me you were both going to be tied up today 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3402 You two would make a pricey but superb gag gift. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3403 I can see you're here to try our critically acclaimed, extremely desirable Pinot Noir. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3404 My therapist suggested I let loose and meet new people. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3405 Please don't jump to conclusions. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3406 So you're the ones who told the reporter that the boss was in her 60s! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3407 So you're both named "Fern" then? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3408 Well, they did say attending the office party was mandatory. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3409 I know you're new to the city, but for our next meeting you might like to try using Uber instead of walking. It's kind of like having mobile health insurance.. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3410 welcome! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3411 OK, this is your last chance. Drink the merlot, or... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3412 Well you won't do that again 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3413 She said we were bound to meet all sorts of interesting people at this party. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3414 Vito Colione just asked us to drop by after the party. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3415 Nobody dreads swimming as much as me. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3416 What if I told you it's not alcohol, it's ginger ale? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3417 Doctor's orders! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3418 I'd knew you'd turn up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3419 I'm sorry, I must of mixed up the guest list with my bucket list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3420 What can I get you to drink? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3421 We decided to cement our relationship. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3422 You knew the penalty for failing to tag apricot hints. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3423 Were you thinking 'costume party'? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3424 Guess this is your last party 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3425 Since we have no good Samaritan laws, it's more of a conversation stopper than starter. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3426 I'd offer you a drink, but I can see you're tied up. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3427 Didn't you know it was a pool party? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3428 I've entered the raffle. You'd look perfect in my foyer. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3429 May I offer you a last sip? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3430 Oh good. We were afraid you wouldn't be able to make it. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3431 And would you care for a dip? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3432 So you got roped into this event too? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3433 My ex used to make me do that at key parties too. He's the worst. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3434 Can I interest you in one last taste of terroir? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3435 So, how have those gambling-debt talks been going since last we met? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3436 Only one of you ordered the Mai Tai? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3437 I'm a big fan of performance art. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3438 Perhaps you all misunderstood. Your hostess invited you to tie one on. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3439 Have we met in a past life? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3440 Perhaps you two should have rated The Bartolo Family's barbera a tad higher. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3441 Drink? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3442 I warned you not to joke about "sleeping with the fishes" to the Don. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3443 One last time, why did you use a rose glass for a bordeaux? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3444 No one cares about your cause.We just want to relax. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3445 You should have chosen the Trump wine. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3446 I must say, you've been splendid! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3447 Just say it, already. I've got another appointment and I'm not allowed to leave until you do. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3448 Looks like you're a little too tied up for some wine. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3449 If you ask me, mafia-themed hyperrealism definitely works for me. Want some wine? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3450 So, it's overboard from here, huh? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3451 When your spit buckets are full you will be thrown overboard. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3452 You must be the maid of honor and the best man! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3453 The piece will be entitled "Sink or Sink." 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3454 Stomp a few more buckets, and you get a sip. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3455 Our new health insurance won't cover acupuncture under Trump's 'Alternative Care Act', so we can only get BDSM therapy. 'Dr. Pain' is great! ...just don't forget your safe word. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3456 Welcome to the Meet Cute Society for hard to match couples. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3457 Did your boss force you to come here too? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3458 You'll pardon me while I tie one on, too! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3459 We prefer to call it enhanced interrogation, not torture. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3460 But everyone I know voted for Her. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3461 This piece is captivating. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3462 Repeat after me: I will wait for the tannins. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3463 Wine-tasting newbees? Allow me to show you the ropes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3464 It's an upgrade from your golden parachute. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3465 Why aren’t you two mingling? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3466 You know Susan, we'd love to support your campaign to turn the cafeteria vegan, but our hands are really tied here. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3467 I suppose you two think you're funny. All right, which one of you has the congressman's wallet? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3468 I'm absolutely sure the Kremlin had no influence on the vote. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3469 I find these day trips so refreshing, don't you? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3470 No thank you, we're in a 13-step program. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3471 Cheers to you tying the knot! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3472 So, you'll be spending summer at the shore? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3473 New to the club? I think you'll come to like our little traditions 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3474 So who are you here with? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3475 The best is yet to come. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3476 Take a sip and you will not feel the "tar and feathers" segment coming up next. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3477 So, you've decided to go down to the sea together? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3478 The link is broken just like my heart. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3479 I loved your book on personal growth! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3480 True--not the usual way to elope. Do you have a prenup? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3481 I can't recommend this wine. It has a short finish and wouldn't pair well with your circumstances. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3482 It was a blind auction. We thought "swim with the fishes" meant one of those nice resorts, with dolphins in the pool. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3483 Chin up, you two. OK, so the tango could have gone better. The mambo competition is up next. Time to give it everything you've got! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3484 Perhaps a little Pinot will sharpen your memory. Master Chef Junior? Chopped? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3485 They untie you in step two. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3486 We call it the Ivanka method. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3487 At the end of our bucket list. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3488 You know, I've got to give you credit. I mean, I thought the paleo diet was extreme, but you guys are showing real commitment. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3489 I just don't think it's personal enough. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3490 Really nice of you to drop in. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3491 I'm glad I'm not the only one who came to get sloshed. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3492 Are you enjoying your "bon voyage" party? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3493 No thanks. I don't swim with the fishes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3494 Hit the bucket when you spit. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3495 Hopefully our buckets will be filled with cement and we will be thrown overboard before having to listen to another of her boring stories. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3496 Gin or vodka for your bucket of booze? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3497 Not even one little sip? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3498 Who are you wearing? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3499 Just wait until day two of the retreat. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3500 So I see you couldn't get out of this party. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3501 We'd love to, but our hands are tied 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3502 You know, somehow it feels less wasteful having someone to spit it ON. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3503 Would you like aa sip of wine before we drop you in the river? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3504 Herb says he drove you over from the dock. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3505 The invitation clearly stated to only bring Robert Parker 90pts and higher. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3506 What's the acronym for what you're into? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3507 So...you've decided to follow through the engagement. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3508 I'm sorry, it was a 1982 Nappa Valley Cabernet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3509 "Bernie says purging Clinton supporters should be on our bucket list. Fortunately for me, we're neighbors". 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3510 is the cement dry yet? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3511 Pre-existing condition? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3512 We know how to deal with fake art critics around here. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3513 Huh! Hostage to your bucket list, you say? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3514 We can't keep our hands off each other or stop playing footsies. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3515 What time is your flight? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3516 I told you when you were hired: "Don't get mixed up in faculty politics". 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3517 Would straws do the trick? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3518 I'll be tied up tomorrow. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3519 That's what you get for selling wine before its time. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3520 I voted for Trump. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3521 Skip out after dessert once, shame on you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3522 I had the weirdest dream last night. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3523 For the final time, red or white? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3524 Here's to your new shoes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3525 Where's the cartoon? This is he second time this has happened. Cancelling my subscription I wish y'all the best ?? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3526 I feel tied down at these things too. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3527 So how do you two know Eddie? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3528 No, they couldn't make it. They were tied up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3529 It's part of the sleep study. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3530 Oh please! Don't whine. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3531 Our program is a bit different....it has 13 steps. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3532 Would you mind holding my glass..? I really have to hit the restroom. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3533 Frenemies of Bill W.? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3534 Can I get you a drink? You seem to be tied up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3535 The invitation said 'stocks and bonds.' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3536 So, this is called being "upwardly immobile...?" 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3537 Mr. Parker, either you rate this a 95 or you both go over the edge of the boat. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3538 How did your high risk-high reward venture go? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3539 Late again, I see. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3540 People like you, who are just getting their feet wet in the world of wine drinking, handcuff themselves by sticking to Napa Valley. I can see you are in need of the advice of a real sommelier. Fortunately for you my knowledge is extensive. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3541 So you've finally decided to take the plunge. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3542 Funny... my Ex also said my stories were too capitvating 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3543 Thank you for participating in your excellent debate on how the average person can help to improve our government. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3544 You'll love the restrained but earthy bouquet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3545 Oh dear, our Halloween party is next weekend. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3546 This is my way of making nappy time more efficient. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3547 You thought this was an escape room experience? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3548 I see you two are the toast...how captivating! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3549 Those outfits are a hit. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3550 Thats strange, I thought pot made you feel uninhibited. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3551 We thought we'd give you a going away party. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3552 Are you pledging for the Met or MOMA? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3553 Vox wrote an explainer about this. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3554 Where do you sign up to volunteer? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3555 I'm sorry, but as we failed to serve the white wine chilled, we felt that this was our only option. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3556 Those buckets of shit are oh so retro? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3557 Well, at least you don't have to wear that pesky scarlet "A"! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3558 I stand in admiration of your restraint...this is a '61 Lafite....... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3559 Okay. I admit you've thrown a successful cocktail party with both hands tied behind your back. And he helped. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3560 YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT "CRAPPY ITALIAN WINE" COMMENT. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3561 In a way, aren't I making subtext into text, too? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3562 Well, you do seem to have direct experience with at least some of the ropes. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3563 C'mon, just one, it'll loosen you up. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3564 I guess you didn't know. When Emily said, "Only two canapes per person", she meant it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3565 Let me get this straight - you came to a wine festival totally potted? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3566 I didn't think your painting was that bad. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3567 Since I've got a captive audience, I suppose I could talk about my kids for a bit 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3568 Did you guys drink the last cup of wine?!?! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3569 This piece really captures the audience. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
3570 A small libation will help you sprout. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3571 Really? I'm not familiar with any towns east of Montauk Point. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3572 A toast to the groom! To the bride! From your sister... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3573 This wine will run through you. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3574 "If you want to avoid being tied up and made to stand in a bucket of spit, don't swallow! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3575 I CAN SEE THAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE DYING TO LEAVE. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3576 Wow, you have really given an unique party !!! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3577 Can you believe it, they're out of staws. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3578 Still tied up? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3579 A stunning statement on married life both during and after. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3580 You've been disturbing the other guests, I need to ask you to "leave"! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3581 Let me tell you my evil plan Mr. and Mrs. Bond. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3582 If you're not tied up next Saturday, let's do dinner. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3583 It's a '79 Lafitte Rothschild. Very dry. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3584 Hi, I used to feel like a potted plant at parties. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3585 Under Trump's plan you get to pick which river we throw you into. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3586 Now this is time management, my friend. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3587 A ring-less wedding shows so much freedom and trust! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3588 Are you waiting for a ride? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3589 Mankoff says it'll never replace the "Ball and Chain" cliche. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3590 Since you're not married, the Pence rule is in effect. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3591 You'll be on your own after we drop you off. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3592 erhaps a glass of wine would help loosen things up 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3593 That looks like more of a challenge than the ice-bucket. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3594 So when did you guys tie the knot? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3595 We're glad you received our invitation, we felt this cocktail party was an event you couldn't refuse. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3596 Feet of clay? Set in stone? Wait! I've got it. You're going overboard. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3597 So nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Houdini. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3598 I hear very good things about our local A.A. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3599 'You must give me your Therapist's number." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3600 We may need to rethink this icebreaker. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3601 So how did your meeting with the condominium board go? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3602 Anyway....... as I was saying you'll never guess what this wine use to be .... Hallelujah ! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3603 I toast your life long commitment! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3604 So you really recommend couples' counseling? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3605 Those buckets are darling! Who is your designer? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3606 Good luck with your initial co-op test. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3607 You're standing in the tasters' spittoons. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3608 An undersea adventure is just what your marriage needs 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3609 Okay, you can have one last communion but he insists then it's straight to the river. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3610 Well, what do you two geniuses expect? The boss told you to cook the books, not burn 'em! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3611 Parting is such sweet revenge... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3612 Sorry, You're just the collateral damage of the Electoral College. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3613 You two are really potted. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3614 Willie the Snail sure throws the greatest bon voyage parties! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3615 Want to take a sip 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3616 i think cement overshoes are considered a pre-existing condition! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3617 We've done away with blind tasting; now we're doing bound tasting. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3618 Yes, the concrete needs to aerate. So does this wine! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3619 Are you telling me you are absolutely inflexible in your position? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3620 This is the clearest picture I have ever seen of the Invisible Man. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3621 We're having a special this week you can keep the buckets. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3622 Trust me. This is the new viagra. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3623 Soon you'll be calling the consulate home. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3624 This probably isn't what you thought when I asked if you'd like to get potted with me. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3625 No, I can't offer you happy hour pricing. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3626 I hear it goes down well with cement. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3627 I warned you Beaujolais Nouveau is no longer trending 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3628 Well, that's all terribly interesting, to be sure, but wait until you hear what happened to *me*. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3629 This way you'll never mix up the 1961 and the 1962 Bordeaux again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3630 Potted already? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3631 Merlot now. River water later. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3632 I see you've met some of our readers! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3633 Looks like someone's already offered you a drink. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3634 No, Mr. and Mrs. Bond. I don't want to hear what you have to say. I want you to die! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3635 Can I offer you any other postulations? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3636 Critical reviews we can handle, but "with a hint of mildewed poison oak" goes one step too far. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3637 Would you like a drink? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3638 After party in the East River? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3639 The vetting process for White House staff positions requires flexibility and a sense of humor wouldn't hurt either, eh? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3640 Thanks for coming! Care for a swim? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3641 You can go... when you love modern art. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3642 Our tasting group has no room for pursuit of restraint ideologues 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3643 Georg, be a dear and fetch the red dots. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3644 So I take it you two took " making a bucket list " literally? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3645 So sorry my Dears--the new butler has not be trained properly. May I offer you a drink. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3646 We're delighted you could come up. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3647 you should have read the fine print in our retirement plan 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3648 Do you want to enjoy a drink or knot? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3649 Bob ... sorry it had to end. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3650 Yes, dealing with this particular family can be sink or swim. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3651 So glad you made it out of Jersey in time. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3652 Be sure to yell 'Save Us' when someone walks by. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3653 I agree: Fatalism IS the new Minimalism! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3654 Tonight's special was 2 for 1 buckets. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3655 I just love how you two are so committed to the relationship. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3656 High stakes Italian wine tasting 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3657 Ah yes, the latest spa treatment. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3658 I just love it when couples match... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3659 So what is this I hear about you two sleeping with the fishes? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3660 I didn't much care for your submission to the last caption contest. Daiquiri? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3661 They say this is what introverts feel like at every party. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3662 Your marital commitment is inspiring 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3663 Mr. Trump will be very pleased that you were able to attend his fundraiser. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3664 You are lucky that I let you stay for the party! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3665 I know. We're all here because we believe in the White House's agenda. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3666 Would you like a drink while you make a point out of what a horrible boss I've been? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3667 Fake dues, on the other hand... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3668 Is this cocktail party covered by the Geneva Convention? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3669 To my pier-less, uh, friends. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3670 Do you have a straw? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3671 We'll have to let you go...no one wants toe fungus aromatics. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3672 Now—who was it that invited you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3673 I told you not to talk about politics. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3674 Cat got your tongue? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3675 Isn't it annoying how some people always seem to get what they want? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3676 They usually burn the steak here, not the stake. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3677 I'll bet this wasn't on your bucket list. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3678 Don't you want a dr— Oh, never mind. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3679 and as I was saying 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3680 Tied to the AA program; standing strong. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3681 We had to come to this party, our hands were tied. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3682 I suggest next time you tip the bartender. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3683 Have you set a date? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3684 I should have warned you about offending Donald. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3685 Sometimes things get a little heavy at our functions. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3686 I take it 'swim with the fishes' is a euphemism? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3687 It's GMO-free! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3688 My husband made me come to this party. How about you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3689 We get it, you took dance lessons, but this is for your own good. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3690 I used to consider myself a decent person, but you must realize by now I will look the other way for a complimentary glass of wine. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3691 It's the Don's pre-Hudson cocktail. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3692 Don't you bob for apples with your mouth? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3693 Here is a nice wine that pairs well with East River bottom fish. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3694 Sure downsizing is tough, but it's no piece of cake for we survivors either. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3695 Try the Chateaux Lafite '95 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3696 So, where'd you guys meet? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3697 We haven't experienced much growth this quarter. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3698 I just adored your interpretation of Italian/Irish dancing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3699 Sorry, but the rules for coming without presenting an invitation are very strict. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3700 Since we are in Portland, I will be needing your full attention. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3701 I love that you two are never apart! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3702 As you must realize by now, my husband takes his work very seriously, but deep down, he's a nice guy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3703 Stay right there. I'll get someone to help you." or "What can I get for you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3704 If you think viewing it is a little difficult you ought to try to "caption" it ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3705 Oh-my apologies!! The bondage event is next month! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3706 Didn't expect to see you guys tonight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3707 You simply must try this Pinot... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3708 And here we have a full-bodied Tuscan Brunello di Montalcino, from the exquisite 2001 Sangiovese vinafera. Notice its fleshy texture and heady black raspberry finish which will . . . 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3709 Red wine is my metaphor. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3710 A little more ironic than rain, don't you think? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3711 The don must think a lot of you to make you tonight's entertainment. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3712 And how long do you intend to be away? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3713 Sorry again about not funding your Kickstarter 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3714 On the count of three, hop over to the bar. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3715 We appreciated your concrete feedback about our cruise line and we wanted to return the favor. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3716 It's the retrograde. I've gotta take it out on someone. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3717 Now about my 3rd vacation to Kuala Limpur..... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3718 Just thought that a glass of wine might help break the ice. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3719 My way or the highway. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3720 These Escape Rooms just keep getting harder, don't they? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3721 Salud! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3722 I am NOT drinking any f*#king Merlot! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3723 I was roped into coming as well. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3724 The brouhaha you both caused wasn't the least bit funny. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3725 It's hemlock. I think you'll like it.pt 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3726 Hi, I'm Mary Beth. You must be the Duncans. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3727 Giovanni said that this would be the last time to see you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3728 You're only on spit bucket duty your first time here. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3729 To the last time Ralph cheats on me. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3730 A toast to your trip to the coast 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3731 Now think of the wine as your personal Siren. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3732 Going for a swim tonight? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3733 So you're the couple that's going places. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3734 Yes I'm taking the move to a mobile world literally. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3735 Saaay...you're a cute couple! May I untie you and fill your buckets? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3736 ...so how's the paileo diet going? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3737 So which one of you two stole the cork? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3738 Thank you for coming to Berkeley, and for going through our normal preparations. We look forward to your speech! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3739 Dare I say, bottoms up! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3740 I hope you don't need to eat and run. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3741 Last chance. Drink the Trump kool-aid or else. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3742 So this is what early retirement looks like. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3743 So I've been a gluten-free vegan for over three months now... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3744 I think dress codes are silly too. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3745 So that's the thread that binds us. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3746 I understand the hosts are taking you both for a boat ride. how cool! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3747 It's a rare treat to meet such committed progressives 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3748 Did I mention you each get a complimentary bottle in 10 years when the wine is finished and you're released? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3749 Well! That was certainly a faux pas! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3750 So, would you recommend your online dating service to others? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3751 We're asking everyone to check their white privilege at the door. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3752 American Pathetic 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3753 Go get your grove on ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3754 I bet you never dreamed this was on your bucket list. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3755 Excuse me, it's Merlot! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3756 You literally tied the knot.. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3757 How clever. Did you tie the knots and pour the concrete for each other? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3758 I love your shoes. Are they Gambinos? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3759 Do you want a straw? Or maybe a funnel? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3760 Under water on your mortgage? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3761 I prefer the Beaujolais but most go for the Merlot... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3762 These AirBNB stunts are getting ridiculous. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3763 You didn't pay your wine club fees on time, so get stomping. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3764 Its the pilot for a new reality show, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3765 Thanks for doing this, we'll throw you in the pool between dinner and dessert. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3766 You think I didn't know what all that throat clearing and earlobe pulling was about when I walked into the room? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3767 Can't caption this! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3768 It's our System for eliminating stains. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3769 I drink to support your effort to locally source and press the grapes. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3770 I'm drinking red wine to protest White Privilege. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3771 Sorry about that, but those with pre-existing conditions need to find another place to go. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3772 Heard any unbelievable stories lately? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3773 I understand the desire to text each other during a party, but there are repercussions. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3774 It's intern season! Must be 21+ to participate in company happy hour. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3775 Two more off my bucket list. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3776 Tonight we're sleeping with the Fishers 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3777 The two of you should buy a comb. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3778 You really weren't kidding about your marriage on the phone. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3779 Is it ok for me to bring a bed? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3780 When we said "no Pinot Grigiot", we meant it. Now prepare to taste a real Primativo ! Keep crushing... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3781 I'd love to talk but you two seem a tad tied up 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3782 Thank you for coming, now just go mingle. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3783 Yes, I heard that the caterer doesn't take criticism well 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3784 Ahh, so that's what the fine print said on the evite. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3785 Don't worry we fertilize and water you tomorrow. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3786 Two shots and a splash? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3787 We have no choice. It may last more than 4 hours. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3788 This will keep your feet warm. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3789 I don't mind showing you the ropes. I just wish you'd told me you planned on getting potted too. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3790 Shame you have to leave so soon. Can't you cancel that appointment? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3791 I love concrete art! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3792 Your assistants said you'd be tied up this evening. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3793 I am sorry, but we have no straws. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3794 What else do you do besides sleep with the fishes? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3795 I know you loathe social events but you seem to be binding your time well. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3796 Is this some kind of commitment device? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3797 Martha! Billy! So glad you could come! Don will be here any minute now. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3798 So, when are you guys taking the plunge? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3799 So, when you welsh on your bets to the HIPSTER Mafia, this is what happens.... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3800 Here I am, sir, ready to do your bedding! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3801 Last call for alcohol. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3802 We are aware you are members of AAP (Anonymous Party Poopers) we did this to insure a good time. We will untie you when the party is over. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3803 You must be the new summer interns. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3804 Artists really are tortured souls. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3805 Waiting long? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3806 So you finally decided to take the plunge and tie the know 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3807 Two Manhattans, then? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3808 Thanks for the Charles Shaw . . . not. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3809 I'm still working on my bucket list. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3810 Let me guess. You voted for Him and you were insensitive enough to say so. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3811 Is that how you really feel about small talk? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3812 I didn't think I would see you two after you declined my invitation... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3813 Now then, as to the sixteenth minute ... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3814 In this economy? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3815 We'll be leaving port as soon as the cement dries. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3816 I've never had good luck with ocean travel either. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3817 We call this, "bob for olives," and the winner gets to hold the glass and drink from it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3818 Truly... You have set a benchmark for Libertarian Performance Art. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3819 If you're not tied up later, why not stop by for a little post-party celebration. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3820 So, come here often? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3821 I'm so glad I roped you both into coming to the party with me. Hope you can contain yourselves. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3822 This is an innovative alcohol rehab program that makes addicts realize the downside of tying one on and kicking the bucket. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3823 It's nice and light--makes you feel like you're floating. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3824 Well aren't you two a couple of cold fish 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3825 A hostess gift is not optional. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3826 Most people here are drinking wine, but perhaps you two would prefer a My Tie? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3827 It's not just anyone who could pull off those his and hers matching accessories. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3828 I'm having wine, but you might like a stiff drink. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3829 Since the plan is for you to swim with the fishes I thought a white wine would be appropriate. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3830 Some of our members think like Al Capone. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3831 We're being held by Sommelier pirates. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3832 Looks as you've had a few glasses before the viewing but I could be wrong. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3833 You knew the sommelier test was hard, right? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3834 Hope you guys didn't feel roped into coming tonight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3835 This conceptual piece says to me, 'We are nitwits'. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3836 This is our latest first of 12 steps. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3837 I'm ready to discuss performance art now". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3838 And you do realize that your roles as the leading man and woman in "Sleeps With The Fishes" will be very short, don't you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3839 On our host's bucket list? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3840 Then after that, flan ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3841 Oh, you're from accounting? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3842 So, you were saying you've been feeling stuck lately? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3843 I love Don Corleone themed parties. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3844 Brilliant statement about male/female bondage. Cheers. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3845 Which one of you is the winner? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3846 Drink this at once. Come on, hop to it! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3847 Which charity does this ice bucket challenge benefit? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3848 Will you two wallflowers bloom if I water you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3849 I would offer you a glass, but it's not wise to drink before going swimming. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3850 Well, Carmine feels that this bon voyage celebration should cement your relationship. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3851 No need to R.S.V.P to our next event 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3852 I'd offer you a sip of my drink but. . .. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3853 Well, I hear the water is nice this time of year. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3854 So, I see that you two are entered in the competition to replace the pair of philodendra plants in the foyer. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3855 Here's an alternative to the cheap white wine by which you've felt trapped for years. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3856 "To die for" isn't always metaphorical. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3857 Mine is less than 100 square feet too 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3858 Well it's a New York State wine but I thought its presumption might amuse you. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3859 I'm more of a ties-that-wine gal, myself. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3860 (1) "That's one way to keep yourselves in check!" OR (2) "No wild partying for you two, eh?" 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3861 I'll tell you about my latest surgery just as soon as the cement sets. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3862 Your research is funded for another year, Doctor. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3863 Relaxation is hard work. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3864 The invitation clearly said, "No politics." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3865 You're not dressed for SCUBA diving 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3866 I would have sent you an invitation, but for some reason, I thought you two were tied up tonight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3867 Is this your first time at the Met Ball? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3868 Full bodied and oaky with a fruity finish, would you like to try some? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3869 The wine foot soak is rejuvenating, isn't it? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3870 Glad to see that this week's designated drivers won't be leaving the party early. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3871 We should have told you that the jurors for this show are mafia. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3872 Are you two going to buy a condo from me? - Because I can make those knots tighter and pour in some more ice if you need some help making a decision. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3873 This going away party was to die for! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3874 So great you could get away for an evening of fun! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3875 Really, I'm flattered, but I don't do threesomes. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3876 Hi I'm Beth. We hope to set sail around eight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3877 I find these things so suffocating 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3878 I truly hope the river is a bit cleaner these days. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3879 Somehow I've never quite felt ready to take the plunge. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3880 You 2 lovebirds don't seemed to be thrilled that you were Shanghaied to your surprise engagement party. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3881 Can I get you something? It's last call. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3882 They didn't have a knife, but will this Srewdriver help? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3883 I think you have the wrong idea about "bucket list." 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3884 We at HR are really sorry to see you go like this. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3885 Hey just be grateful we aren't making you provide the cheese 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3886 Wouldn't you know it? The guy can walk out just as soon as he needs more action. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3887 And I thought I got roped in to coming to this party. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3888 You certainly give new meaning to the definition of "tie one on..." 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3889 You're always such gracious posts. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3890 wasnt the Gambino wedding just beautiful? Are u friends with the bride or the groom? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3891 "So, what have you two been up to"? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3892 Have you met my godfather? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3893 Yes, the Corleones were expecting you—but not here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3894 I warned you, they take Talk Like a Pirate Day very seriously here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3895 It's so nice to see you two have tied the knot. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3896 Hillary? My God Hillary? You deserved to be burned for being stupid! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3897 Interesting....So, bondage is on both of your bucket lists? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3898 Here's a toast to your eternal bliss after that initial discomfort. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3899 We hope this will add a whole new meaning to the word "potted." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3900 Now, then.. as I was saying.. my work explores the fundamental dualism of mind within mind, and deconstructs and exposes the dichotomies inherent to the prevailing paradigm... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3901 Rose is dead this season, obviously you two made the mistake of ordering it. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3902 WELCOME TO YOUR PRE DEATH MEMORIAL SERVICE. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3903 Didn't you get the memo? Dress semi-formall. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3904 Huh, third marriage for both of you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3905 Manolo Blahnik or Tony Soprano? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3906 We're going to miss you at the Oscars tonight 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3907 Let's review our list of accomplishments again. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3908 I'm sorry you can't stay for the wine tasting> 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3909 Jeff? He's tied up at work. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3910 It's for your own good Helen, you know how you get at these office parties... 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3911 Do you like red wine? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3912 We are waiting for a ride to the harbor. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3913 The best way to appreciate good wine is to smell it. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3914 ...and let's do lunch if you can get away. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3915 You guys put a good spin on the ice bucket challenge but that was so 2015 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3916 Our party theme of "come fit to be tied" was not meant to be taken so literally. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3917 Last drunk before your final dunk? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3918 Your interpretation of business-casual is innovative 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3919 I'm tickled to death that you decided to accept my invitation. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3920 You're uncomfortable? My Spanx are killing me! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3921 Mr. Bag of Donuts informed me that he will be here soon to escort you to your final destination 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3922 I thought that the discount cruise package sounded too good to be true. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3923 I'm afraid offering you a sip might diminish the experience when the moment arrives. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3924 'Putin Performance Art' is all the rage. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3925 If you think Hell Week in Lake Forest is bad, wait til you move to New Canaan. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3926 We just love conversation. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3927 This should help to stave off piranhas. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3928 Just blink if you change your mind and do decide to bid on anything. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3929 Genetically Modified Houseplants 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3930 Cheer or Tide? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3931 What do you mean nobody bought you? You are a wonderful installation! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3932 There are simpler ways to tie one on. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3933 This is why I drink heavily at most art shows. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3934 I see you two escaped the evil train villain only to land in buckets of cement. Quite impressive! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3935 Step 13? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3936 You were told more than once what happens when you behave like the federal government. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3937 You're toast. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3938 Yes, I believe stomping grapes is excellent exercise 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3939 Let me tell you about my internship. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3940 I've never heard of the cement-shoe diet. Does it work? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3941 Once you press the Pinot Noir, you are free to join the party. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3942 Ironically, it's a very dry vintage that doesn't age well. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3943 You have the worst case of flaming halitosis I have ever encountered! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3944 Have you tried the cabernet yet? It’s got a gorgeous oaky finish. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3945 I realize I've been talking about my divorce for a while now, maybe I should introduce myself and give you guys a chance to say something. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3946 You may have read the recent study of increased independence in teenagers whose parents' presence was like a potted plant? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3947 You're not thinking of sinking and diving tonight are you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3948 I told you not to bring pigs in a blanket. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3949 This should warm up your toes. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3950 What are you two doing Friday evening? There's a get-together at my place. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3951 I hear you're both teetotalers. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3952 Oh they forgot to tell you? The safe word is "chardonnay." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3953 So you're cutting down your belly every day with this one weird trick? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3954 Well, your new diet is working! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3955 I'd pick a slightly sophisticated safe word like ‘Nebuchadnezzar’. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3956 Gourmand isn't literal, but from where I stand it beats terroirist. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3957 You now understand that are very serious when we said we only serve red. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3958 Still brooding about your loss on "Beat the Clock"? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3959 I see you were taken by a con artist. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3960 This is what you get when you don't bring an appetizer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3961 It's there way of stopping theft of company secrets when a person leaves the company . 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3962 Point made. We will get rid of the bacon wrapped wieners. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3963 I must inform you both that last year's winning pair of kvetching spouses logged in over 25 hours of continual, grueling, two-way kvetching, seemingly without end. Even the lawyers gave up halfway through this marathon and left. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3964 And all you did was say the wine was so-so? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3965 His critics at going to eat him alive. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3966 Glass of wine from your bucket list? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3967 You both made my bucket list. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3968 Shaken?....or Stirred? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3969 Still don't like beveled edge subway tile? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3970 Kidnapping is a flimsy excuse for tardiness. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3971 It's a good, not great Zin. Have a taste? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3972 I'm drawing a blank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3973 I envy how you two can just escape any time. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3974 I think you're fit for the job. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3975 You can really taste the Stockholm Syndrome 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3976 Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous Step #13. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3977 30 more steps and you get a refill 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3978 I can't get you a screwdriver -- it's wine and beer only. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3979 Emma Allen? I get that a lot. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3980 Your gonna need a bigger bucket. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3981 I then I remembered Siri saying, "recalculating directions" and I moved and didn't get stuck in one spot. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3982 If there's anything you need, be sure to let us know. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3983 I hope drinking wine isn't a preexisting condition. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3984 Yes, sleeping with the fishes is so in right now. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3985 I thought Steve was lying when he said his parents couldn't make it again because they were tied up. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3986 Can I call you an Uber? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3987 A Sea Breeze or something else? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3988 Are they part of the new Jimmy Choo cement line? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3989 I take it you prefer informal functions. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3990 The mob decided this cocktail party would be worse. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3991 I'm guessing you hadn't heard that the host is a real stickler about RSVP-ing. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3992 Home Depot Couture? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3993 But it was written clearly on the invittation! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3994 You must be the couple that brought the Pinot. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3995 Have you tried the punch? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3996 I'd offer you a drink, but my hands are tied. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3997 Now let's try it again without laughing: "dense yet harmonious herbal character of medium body, a full-bodied mouthfeel with ripe tannin and a long finish." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3998 Houdini? I just saw him leave. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3999 Is it dry enough? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4000 This red pairs well with sleeping with the fishes 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4001 Our book club has never been this upset over a couple's negative reaction to the monthly recommendation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4002 The caterer didn't want you stomping on the glass. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4003 Speaking of getting help, you wouldn't believe what my maid found in the refrigerator this morning. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4004 I see you guys drew the short straws for this year's Soprano party. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4005 And, then we'll pour all the little fish in... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4006 We believe that human dignity should not be assaulted by unnecessary things like alcohol. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4007 So you stomped the grapes yourselves, huh? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4008 Down the hall -- second door on your left. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4009 Thank you for the feedback, my next painting will be entitled "Critic swimming in the moonlight!" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4010 Why didn't you inquire about "The Family" installment plan? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4011 That's an interesting story, but I can one-up that. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4012 Look at the bright side. You don't have to work for this ruthless company. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4013 It's a bind tasting. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4014 Getting ready to fly the friendly skies, are we? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4015 Stunning! Are those Home Depot? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4016 We're potted plants. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4017 The Bondage Club? That's across the street. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4018 I see you ordered the port. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4019 That's how I learned to tip the bartender, too. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4020 So, you can't stay for Pictionary? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4021 Thanks for coming to my art opening. I understand you're in favor of defunding the NEA. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4022 My parties have been avoided because they say, 'there wasn't much of interest happening,' but I think the problem is poor circulation. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4023 The invitation said this was a "wine-tasting" party. Not a "standing in a bucket full of wine" party. Also, other stuff. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4024 Sounds awful! Have you tried butt dialing customer service? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4025 I suggest you first drink like the fishes. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4026 Oh, dear! You must have said something Don Corleone didn't like. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4027 That's the LAST time you'll refer to this vintage as an obnoxious little hedonistic Merlot that's fruit forward forward but with a velvety barnyard finish. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4028 As you will see, this wine's brilliance can only be recognized when the imbiber has been chilled. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4029 Unfortunately we are bound by Republican Traditions. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4030 You must not have read the small print on the invitation 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4031 "Our company orientation does seem a bit much.... anyway welcome aboard"! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4032 I know! I am a Physician; stopping drinking is the hardest think you will ever do> 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4033 I didn't know cement shoes were still in. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4034 Performance art? I like it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4035 "No, there is no self-righteousness among us liberals. But we did decide to put all Trump supporters in soapy-water pails. You can't find a ball and chain anymore. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4036 Isn't it obvious Maple? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4037 So how do you like the Mob Museum? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4038 As the Activities Director I thought it would be a good idea to collect some frank anonymous feedback, but the Captain said the cruise industry has received so much bad publicity lately. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4039 Tie-downs cure alcoholism 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4040 The legs give it away- it's not free-range vino. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4041 So glad you two could drop in on your way home from the lake. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4042 Well, we consider it just comeuppance. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4043 We take a very dim view of double dipping. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4044 I see you ordered a Houdini on the rocks. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4045 When I visited my Aunt Trudie in the Keys last Summer, I swam with the dolphins. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4046 I'd offer you both a glass, but its a 2000 La Mission Haut Brion! I mean really... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4047 Sorry, my job is just to serve wine. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4048 You should try this cab before you go. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4049 The food was terrible - and the portions too small. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4050 Drink? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4051 Tell me more about your upcoming immersion therapy 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4052 Dont you hate the meaningless chatter at cocktail parties 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4053 We're married. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4054 I've never heard of the champagne challenge! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4055 Thank God i'm not a designated driver. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4056 I really don't think wine right now is a good idea. The veritas is already a little thick. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4057 so i assume this is a no fault divorce? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4058 The only way they can stand to talk to Janice. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4059 Well, let me know when you have something less concrete. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4060 Guests who are lost, late, lax, or poorly coiffed for any reason, including a natural cow lick, at this gathering in particular, are not the responsibility of the Hostess. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4061 I've heard of being "On the Wagon", but "In the bucket?" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4062 We all feel held back in one way or another, don't we? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4063 Sounds like a pretty strict diet 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4064 You two are the hit of the party. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4065 Sorry, i just couldn't take any more of your wining. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4066 You're looking a little pall. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4067 one glass of this, and you'll loosen right up 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4068 Interns here fetch the coffee and make the wine. Welcome aboard! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4069 Sorry for the delay, but we ran out of quik-crete. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4070 I hear you're into adventure travel. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4071 I forget - is it "your toast," or "you're toast?" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4072 One last time - the Riesling or the Chardonnay. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4073 I'd offer you an hors d'oeuvre, but... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4074 Those outfits are so 'I Love Lucy' meets the ice bucket challenge. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4075 You said no gluten and I just wanted to make sure. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4076 Bondage, maybe...but ménage a trois has never been on my bucket list. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4077 Would you prefer to be taken home by a driverless car? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4078 Have you heard, I hear they're letting some of us go 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4079 Mr. Corleone wanted to give you a nice sendoff. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4080 May I offer you two a Pale Ale? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4081 May we assume this will be your final exhibition? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4082 The good news is that TrumpCare covers the cost of the supplies. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4083 This is what happens to you when you don't like the wine 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4084 So, Nunzio tells me this was your last request. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4085 We also hate your incredibly precocious daughter, even though we've never laid eyes on her. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4086 Next time you should upgrade to first-class. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4087 Don't worry about throwing your bridal bouquet. We have a bridesmaid on call. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4088 This is a fundraiser, not a cosplay, for crime victims. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4089 I understand that you have a most unusual bucket list. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4090 I see you're drawn in fifty shades of grey. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4091 But, boss, my twin sales are off the charts. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4092 Of course, when you go over Niagara Falls and re-enter the U.S.., you'll have to deal with immigration. You know -- Trump and all. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4093 We have another engagement we're just dying to get to. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4094 I am so sorry, all we have is this god awful Gamay. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4095 ...then tonight, we're sleeping with the Fishes 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4096 Versace, again? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4097 I'm busy tonight, but my boyfriend would be happy to help you. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4098 We're keeping you here until after the Senate votes on the Health Care bill 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4099 What persuaded you to postpone your trip and the wedding? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4100 Care for a sip before your last dip? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4101 No, Jimmy Hoffa hasn't arrived yet. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4102 Hi we are the grafts. I'm Rose and this is my husband Bud 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4103 I see you are pledging the grape stompers guild. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4104 We have chosen you to be the after-dinner entertainment. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4105 So this is what happens when you upset the Big Boss ! What's next? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4106 No, no. That was the old-school mafia. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4107 Yes, but you did request the Chateau Peau Amontillado cask 1846. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4108 I see you've chosen the Gargamel Session complete with the Smurfet bleach and wax. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4109 It's not Cali headquarters! It's the New York office. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4110 I like your new concrete shoes. Were they on your bucket list? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4111 I guess you must have been on the Don's bucket list. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4112 On behalf of senior management I am indeed sorry that before your memo you did not realize the crucial role that the float plays in this company's success. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4113 Well, I think it was sweet of them to let you stop by on the way. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4114 This is a wine tasting, I need your bucket. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4115 I see you're both fully committed to the spit bucket. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4116 So, how's that research on the Mob coming along? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4117 Well we're a bit tied up at the moment but next week should be fine 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4118 I can't see my way out of this. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4119 Welcome to device-free anonymous. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4120 Bonnie! Stan! I'm so glad you made it! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4121 We could send some salmon ceviche to your next of kin. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4122 Ah, finally someone who understands me! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4123 The trick is to add just a dash of gypsum. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4124 Don't wriggle. You're the exhibit. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4125 Fran, Jack, thanks for responding to my tied-bucket challenge 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4126 Now that I've caught you, allow me to explain my plan to take over the world. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4127 a' santee 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4128 I think you’re going to need more than just wine. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4129 Do you come here often? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4130 When I was sitting on a chair, I laughed at a cartoon that was not there. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4131 Isn't it nice not to have to just stand around, waiting for the cement to harden? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4132 Marina and Ulay were in Athens, thanks for standing in. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4133 Most people aren't interested in my cat's gluten intolerance. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4134 I'll give you a hand, since you can't get out of hand. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4135 This "in sickness and in health" bit is a little over the top 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4136 Usually it is hard to get spouses to come to office parties. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4137 You must be Mr. and Mrs. Fishswimmer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4138 I've heard that you'll be leaving the firm. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4139 "That's the game! I'm the manhattan and you are the mai tai's". 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4140 You must be the new blood. Our event organisers in Human Resources come up with the craziest refreshments, don't you think? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4141 So, how do you know the host? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4142 So, you won't be needing your season tickets to the symphony, right? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4143 Don't worry, you will be free to rejoin the working class as soon as they give up one more social right. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4144 I decided to play around with the idea of "Not the water, but the fire next time" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4145 Tell me more about your upcoming boat trip. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4146 'Sink or swim' just wasn't working for us anymore. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4147 Sorry, but he wouldn't put it on your tab. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4148 You must be the Whiners. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4149 My name is Honor, and you're bound to stay. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4150 When the President said " I am the best wine maker on earth" You both had the same response! " I could do better with both hands tied behind my back." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4151 So...what do you do? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4152 Really!! Boxed wine. And you thought no one would notice? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4153 You gave up what for Lent? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4154 And why did you think this was funny? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4155 Yes the bar is rolling out their newest creation , the "Mai Tie" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4156 You must be the new folks in our incubator program. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4157 Haven't you heard? Sleep is the new status symbol. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4158 So... you're not the new Marina Abramovic piece? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4159 ...Because when in trouble, drink wine. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4160 It's a charity donation is similar to the 'Ice Bucket Challenge' only it's cement and we know your credit card pin. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4161 So this is what you do in the Village. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4162 Kiss you ? I don't even know you. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4163 Can I see your press pass? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4164 Get your own damn wine, bee-yotches! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4165 And this wine just adds insult to injury. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4166 You served Saint-Emilion merlot with cod. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4167 Well, it's official: this party is dead. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4168 I read your review of my winery! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4169 So how was the cruise? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4170 'The vintage you brought to us last week is just divine.' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4171 A red wine to toast a couple going to a wine dark sea 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4172 So that's my William's Med School update. Is your Billy still into magic? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4173 So, you both just out of dead-end relationships? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4174 Wine with your twine? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4175 Don't feel like you have to stay 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4176 We're so happy you could join us! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4177 "Did I say "have a drink"? I meant "in the drink". 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4178 Last time I'm telling you: SINGLES ONLY! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4179 We don't normally have Democrats over 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4180 Wow... this is awkward. I also invited Vinny and Fat Tony. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4181 Welcome to Awesome Escapes. I'm your tour guide for the outward-bound portion of your trip. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4182 Great going away party..so sad we'll never see you again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4183 Are you ready to apologize for bad-mouthing the Zinfandel? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4184 I don't understand. You should be honored to be #1 on my bucket list. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4185 I guess you can drink as much as you want after the show. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4186 I see you've already broken the ice. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4187 I was hired because I'm a blank slate and will agree to anything! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4188 You must be the two that acted up at the Christmas party? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4189 Fat Tony has a lake house? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4190 I know the feeling. That's why I drink. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4191 You're supposed to look at the art, not be it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4192 A modest little vintage with a hint of foot powder on the palate, am I right? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4193 So, you can scratch another one off your bucket list. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4194 I heard you had cold feet. I'm glad you decided to tie the knot anyway. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4195 Yah, bucket list, kick the bucket...call it what you want. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4196 Drinking games used to be so much simpler. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4197 I just knew you'd find a way to get here tonight. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4198 They say it's good for the feet. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4199 So this is what AA recommends when you find yourself in a drinking establishment. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4200 It seems Mr.Genovese misunderstood the term "drop-in." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4201 No, the Dominatrix gathering is in #310.....this is #210. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4202 I don't care if the invite said "No Gifts, Please." You two should know better. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4203 Sorry, I don't have a straw. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4204 It's a red wine that pairs well with fish. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4205 Welcome to the "We play nice with others or else" mixer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4206 Your lucky some Associates get tied up...it's who gets buried? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4207 No, first prize gets to swim with the dolphins, you get the fish. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4208 What number was this on your bucket list? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4209 As in the Putnam County Fishes? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4210 In this test you must hold a smile throughout a Kim Jong-un speech. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4211 Let me finish this glass of Shiraz, before I ask about the bow tie. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4212 I thought this was a blind tasting. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4213 I said grab a glass of wine not tie yourself in twine... and what's with the buckets? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4214 So, we've been fine, how about you guys? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4215 Well, *I'd* certainly rather get dumped in a river than see another one of these totally derivative art shows. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4216 Sorry, we are out of chardonnay. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4217 Yes, you can speak freely ... and then I can hate it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4218 So, was this event on your bucket list? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4219 Can you please speak Italian while I taste this wine? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4220 Bind tastes tests have never appealed to me. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4221 Sorry to be like this, but I specifically said "no gifts." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4222 I know this lemonade is a bit acidic, but nothing compared to what's in those buckets. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4223 Suits... Ropes... A Fancy Party.. The James Bond Movies Grew Out Of Style A Long Time Ago Darlings 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4224 I heard you're having another exhibit down at the docks. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4225 Care for a last whiff? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4226 I think you'll find the vintage is captivating. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4227 Well, I did ask everyone to go easy on the guacamole. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4228 I've tried it, but at least with the cement shoe diet, there is no limit to how much you can drink. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4229 You believe the legs to be overrated? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4230 You left Chicago when? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4231 Some Dom Perignon from the don? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4232 We're all so pleased you came over to the Republican Party. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4233 Seraphina mentioned you two plan on spending a lot of time at the lake... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4234 Let me guess? This way you can party and still collect your AA chips? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4235 I don't really get your performance art, but let me tell you about my work as Head of Compliance. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4236 Watch out for sharks. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4237 Well if you are white and whine what else do you expect ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4238 Keep up the grape work, you're crushing it! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4239 And then he tweeted about how great it would be to meet with dictators. It was hilarious! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4240 I'm sorry. The potted bondage workshop has been moved to Wednesdays. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4241 Not my idea of a dream job. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4242 As I was saying - 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4243 I see you made it onto the President's bucket list. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4244 I see the budget cuts have hit the witness protection program. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4245 Dude, Hold my Wine 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4246 Ivanka suffered way way much. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4247 Trump's vision for the future. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4248 Would you like some water? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4249 Cocktail parties make me uncomfortable, too. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4250 I think I just swallowed a toenail. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4251 I'd rather have a Harvey Wall Banger. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4252 'Blind' tastings are sooo over! , 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4253 We're all sheep, just get on with it already 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4254 You can't escape me now from talking to you! HAHAHA 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4255 I can throw this on one of you! Who dosent want to get wet??? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4256 Really--? I'd never heard of vintners using slave labor! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4257 I'm glad you could make it, everyone else here is such a bore. Have I told you about my latest Buzzfeed contribution? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4258 I guess you really were two tied up to come. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4259 We want you to bend but not break. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4260 We requested this meal before our execution. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4261 That's so 1970's 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4262 My favorite Kanye song is ‘Good Life,’ but yours is ‘Bound 2.’ 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4263 Uptight? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4264 HERE'S TWO Y'A 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4265 They legalized "pot." You may have misunderstood. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4266 I could get you a last drink in exchange for your wallet or something you won't be needing. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4267 Ocean bottoms up! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4268 And so i said to Cynthia if by "Fair Trade Movement" you mean we let those outer borough scum buy a condo for stomping us out some Merlot, I'm in... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4269 Which of you two grape stompers generated this wine's sophisticated athlete's foot bouquet? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4270 So are you two recently married or soon to be divorced? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4271 Wine still not amusing enough for you, eh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4272 ONE LAST TIME! Where is the Dom Perignon! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4273 I'm just looking forward to going home. My feet are absolutely killing me in these shoes! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4274 I never promised being invited to my art show would be glamorous. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4275 You know, wine making methods have moved away from stomping on grapes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4276 So, I understand you studied with Damien Hirst. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4277 Galliano? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4278 I now pronounce you husband and strife. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4279 That's one way to stick to the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4280 What will remain when Drump and his boy band the Strongmen are done with us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4281 I see it took you both a little longer than usual to get the corporate message. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4282 Congratulations on being selected this month's captive audience! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4283 Don't you feel so much better knowing this wine was locally sourced? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4284 In good news I finally found the perfect caption for any New Yorker cartoon 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4285 Looks like you got roped into yet another bucket challenge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4286 So glad you managed to come. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4287 We do retirement a bit differently here at Corleone Cement. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4288 Casual Fridays are not what they used to be. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4289 Believe it or not, we will miss you here at 'Speak your mind.com.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4290 For tie that binds us, may it soon be loosened. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4291 Liberal water boarding? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4292 It's really not my thing, but as a Boss I have to keep up appearances. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4293 I'm on the Whole 30 diet. What's your called? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4294 That 70's look is back in fashion. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4295 "Happy Holidays...it's either sink or swim." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4296 Stay away from the Pinot Noir! The hosts spent on lot more money on the Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4297 So how was the cruise? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4298 I just love performance art. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4299 Honey, The Picture Didn't Show This Week! -- My Caption Would Have Won, too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4300 Yeah, we wanted to leave, but the invitation said not required but recommended, so here we are. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4301 So tell me, how long have it's been since the both of you been sulking in this marriage? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4302 I'd offer you some, but I see you're tied up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4303 The new bucket challenge is not drinking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4304 Well, at least you haven't been discriminated against in the amount of rope. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4305 So nice that you could get away for the party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4306 Good luck in our inaugural `Hopp Along` race. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4307 The show is moving to the pier. Would you like some wine? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4308 You see, burglaries don't have to be uncivilized. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4309 Our new line of Kardashian cocktails will take the edge off as the fire ants move up your bodies. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4310 Your house blend is the best 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4311 How wonderfully criminal! Hudson or East? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4312 Your mistake was ordering a chinon with fettuccine and white clam sauce. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4313 How were you able to afford this place? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4314 Well, we're so glad you could make it! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4315 Olive or onion for your final drink 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4316 Don't worry. It's just to keep you riffraff away from the best cheeses. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4317 You look drained. Want a drink? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4318 Our AA instructor, Circe, suggested we try what Odysseus did with the Sirens. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4319 And you'd vote for him again? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4320 Am I comfortable with you leadership? Do I look comfortable? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4321 I told you "it's a secret and if I tell you I'll have to kill you". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4322 You paid how much!? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4323 I guess I can't tempt you with a cocktail. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4324 Let me get this straight. You blame liberalism? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4325 Oh, I get it! Houdini, but safer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4326 Helping the less fortunate is a wonderful idea, but where would I possibly begin? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4327 I see you've been flying the friendly skies. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4328 Your 'copper' door level sponsorships are also tax deductible. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4329 If you're free later this evening some of our friends are going to an after-hours club that just opened. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4330 The Don decided you'll be honeymooning with the fishes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4331 Are you ready for bucket wine challenge? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4332 OK, now enjoy some Ohio wine 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4333 I hear cement overshoes are in fashion this year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4334 So, I guess this is bon voyag 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4335 So, does this mean you can cross it off your bucket list? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4336 as you now are very much aware, the dominant quality of our company is to be domineering 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4337 Only the menu was supposed to be plant-based 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4338 It's a new party game where you get potted before you start drinking. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4339 You two will just LOVE our boat, "Anchors Away!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4340 who am i to kinkshame you 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4341 I get all tied up too when I think of this Merlot! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4342 Trump-work is art-work. You got that? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4343 It was a $3.00 bottle of chablis with red food-coloring 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4344 Sorry we're late but we've been tied up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4345 Thank you for your contributions to Mafia Awareness Week. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4346 We may have misunderstood when we were invited over to "Tie one on" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4347 I see you are in a tight situation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4348 I told you not to mention the Twister incident! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4349 'Now, are we ready to P-A-R-T-Y?" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4350 I hear the view from the pier is to die for. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4351 Hi! Nice party! I see you are tied up. Will come back later. tied up right now. Will come back later. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4352 You must have brought the box of white zinfandel 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4353 No thanks. We are here to speak out for the downtrodden grapes 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4354 You don't say. I'm working on my bucket list, too. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4355 May I suggest Maison Panacea? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4356 Now, you WILL eat the worm in this mezcal! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4357 I once thought introvert conversion therapy was wrong, but look at me now! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4358 I'll never understand modern art. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4359 Hansel, Gretel, mein Schätzchen, You fell for your old trick. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4360 I agree ... our new incentive program is not for everyone. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4361 Well can I have your wine? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4362 I always thought that 'potted plants at the party' was a metaphor. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4363 When you said you'd be, 'more than tied up,' tonight I had no idea that would mean feet in cement! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4364 I see President Bush is moving on from painting. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4365 It must be SO nice to have shared interests! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4366 And how do you two know Jimmy the Enforcer? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4367 New side gig to help pay for healthcare? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4368 We're a smoke-free environment! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4369 Trumpcare has lowered my taxes to the point where I can drink Chateau Margaux everyday, how 'bout you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4370 Your work is very captivating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4371 So I've heard you two met on WitnessProtectionMingle.com, that's so cool. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4372 Do I know you from somewhere? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4373 Until you learn to stand there and listen to my rants about impeachment without walking away. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4374 Those outfits are to die for. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4375 It's a very promising startup. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4376 This is not what I was expecting when you invited me over to help you tie the knot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4377 So, which charity are you raising funds for? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4378 All that is left is some red, can you share? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4379 Sipsky? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4380 This should help you wine for mercy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4381 Well ,well, well this still life of Jezebel and Don Juan is so fitting 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4382 Aha! Now, I see very clearly why you always leave the house, my "dear". Looks you got yourselves in a "tight" situation now! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4383 I think you're really going to like it here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4384 We really need to catch up. How long will you two be around? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4385 The host said you dissed Trump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4386 I’ve never been to a Sicilian retirement “I’ve never been to a Sicilian retirement “I’ve never been to a Sicilian retirement party before. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4387 Swimming with the fishes? How fabulous! Swimming with dolphins was a life changing experience for me! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4388 No. This is not a costume party and you don't even know what a wall flower is. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4389 I said you're too tied up to come to the phone. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4390 We take a dim view of that here! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4391 Congratulations -- I hear you two got hitched! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4392 It's a masterpiece and it's called 'Rococco Fantasy' by Zen Master Bates. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4393 Did you buy trip insurance? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4394 Wow, that's taking that Ice Bucket Challenge thing to a whole new level! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4395 And what charity are you raising money for tonight? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4396 Feel like cuttin' loose? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4397 We just want to be sure our new hires have grit. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4398 Do you prefer the New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc or the Napa Valley Chardonnay? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4399 Working so closely with your dad is really having an impact. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4400 Goody! You're here! Hortense told me you've been in a bit of a rut. Wait right there while I get your drinks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4401 So you're moving to the Pine Barrens? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4402 No, I'm not saying that just because you're a captive audience. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4403 No but really, I'm tired of the single life. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4404 The party invitation clearly stated BD-SM expected of newcomers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4405 This is not about the dress code, but you will understand that your utterly uncynical comments about geopolitical affairs can't be tolerated at a fundraiser of this magnitude. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4406 Tell me, if it's that water or this alcoholic drink that is warmer? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4407 Frocks by Capone? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4408 Did you think this was a swimming party? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4409 So you really think we need a Neighborhood Watch group? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4410 Why don't you both just hop over to the bar and get a drink? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4411 We can't join you we're two tied up for the moment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4412 Do you think I'm a bore? ["you" in italics] 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4413 "Stomp faster, the guests have started to arrive". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4414 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I FIND THESE PARTIES DULL. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4415 I like it. Very 1789. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4416 You're fortunate. No worries about the next Sandy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4417 I'm so sorry, I told Winston to ice two buckets of champagne, not ice two Champagnes in buckets. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4418 Congratulations on your wedding. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4419 Have we landed yet? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4420 I cannot promise that your mother won't find out about this... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4421 You're bound to love this Merlot! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4422 I think they were supposed to drop you off the jetty, not at the Getty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4423 "Toast to you, 'alcoholics.'" Thiru, Riverdale, NY 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4424 Now, this next canto is inspired by his April 27, 2013 tweet about Tom Brokaw 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4425 I'll never understand young people. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4426 I hope you will enjoy our annual fundraiser. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4427 You'll find the co-op board is less restrictive once you move in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4428 The knot tying and recycle baskets recognize that this is your second marriage! Cheers! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4429 I can just tell that you two have a lot in common. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4430 You won't be serving Zinfandel again any time soon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4431 Did you not like the wine? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4432 You'e so kind to listen to all this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4433 We'd love to have a drink with you but we're restricted by our religious beliefs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4434 We will start the light show in five minutes 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4435 So which one of you idiots said the Boss's Chateau Lafite was skunked? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4436 Personally, I think the hand-made, small batch thing, overrated. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4437 Great to see you. The Don said you might not make it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4438 I hear both of you are in recovery now? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4439 What? You said come to the office prepared. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4440 Go on and kiss goodbye, na na na . na na, na na hey hey goodbye !! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4441 So, which of the Five Families did you cross? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4442 Really? You dissed Robert Parker? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4443 So, I hear you have plans and won't be staying for dinner? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4444 A salute to your health, with Trump Wine 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4445 How long have you died in this neighborhood? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4446 May I offer you an aperitif? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4447 Drink to me only with thine eyes 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4448 So many lightweights here! It's nice to meet folks who want to get deep. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4449 'Any last words?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4450 This Eddie the Enforcer's other works are displayed underwater? How out there. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4451 The next time you chug-a-lug one of the vintage wines I serve at my annual wine-tasting parties and ask for pretzels and a refill, it's going to be a lot worse! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4452 Well, Dear Liza, there doesn't seem to be a hole in your bucket. Did you fix it, Dear Henry? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4453 Personally I still feel like a transplant, but you two are bound to establish roots here 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4454 No, no, I live in the neighborhood of Sheepshead Bay, adjacent to the body of water where you two are dead. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4455 hey bro 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4456 The family that abstains together stays together? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4457 You'll get a closer look at those missing off-shore accounts. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4458 When are you performing in LA? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4459 Can I get you something? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4460 Red or white? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4461 The law says you have to hold it yourself. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4462 You seem a bit tied up... Let me get you a drink. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4463 You say you're a hoot en nanny? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4464 Never too old for a good hazing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4465 I'll need to see both of your IDs, please. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4466 Installation #1: Journalists; Fake News Award 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4467 New to the witness protection program? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4468 Oh, please Stop overthinking. Quality, quantity--this is about the fast track to non-existent inhibitions. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4469 We prefer our wine freshly pressed 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4470 The magazine is calling it, "Happiness." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4471 beautiful nose it goes down rather easily 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4472 This is an excellent chablis. It will go well with your fish dinner. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4473 Yes, it's a chianti. So what's your point? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4474 We're going to need those back to chill the wine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4475 We've been a little tied up lately, you might even say "in the bucket." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4476 Voting blindly is worse than no vote at all! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4477 Didn't you know it's a cash bar? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4478 I 100% agree." "These fund raiser can make you feel like you're being held captive. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4479 Uncanny. Ms. Abramovic said the same thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4480 Not until you've seen my doll collection. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4481 Trust me. Singing 'Down by the Riverside' will be good for both you and the goons. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4482 Bozo's bucket bonanza. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4483 I'm delighted you chose to stay for the time-share presentation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4484 Ok, enough about how your 401-k is doing 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4485 So glad to see you could make it even though you have been tied up all day at the office. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4486 Now might be the time to sell, before you both are underwater. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4487 You know, this champagne would taste much better it it were chilled. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4488 Any chance you could take a selfie on the way to the bottom of the river? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4489 Yes, tonight’s Business After Hours theme is “Fifty Shades of Red”. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4490 I know! Last week, Uber took me to the wrong side of Lincoln Center. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4491 Was this on your bucket list? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4492 So...how do you know the Martinsons? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4493 A Question: Why cannot you not print the caption that the cartoonist was considering along with the winning caption 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4494 I'll Take the Pair. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4495 Is this the new 'party trick' in Washington? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4496 There is a shop downtown that has matching Chicago overcoats. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4497 Apparently it escaped you about the new executive order relative to dissidence. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4498 Oh, I see you are here to sample the new mixologist's latest concept, "Unhappy Hour". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4499 Ok,Ok, I ignored you. But I'm glad you didn't decide to be chopped liver. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4500 Seriously, you must try the shiraz. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4501 Wikileaks publishes MRI of president's brain after 100 days 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4502 I hear you two were in hot water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4503 Relax. This is the Presidents\ Relax. This is the President's brand. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4504 So Tracey Emin and Damien Hirst. We finally get to see your joint entry for the Turner Prize this year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4505 I really think this will make you grow as people 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4506 You should try the Zinfandel. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4507 I know, but when you mentioned that Sydney was into Stocks and Bonds, Wall Street came to mind. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4508 Now that’s what I’d call a honeymoon cruise. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4509 It just seems easier than buttonholing you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4510 It's a crisp, clean chardonnay, perfect with deep sea fish. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4511 Well, that's certainly a new take on the Ice Bucket Challenge! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4512 Tell me more about your book "How To Keep Your Man." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4513 I must toast your tenaciousness! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4514 Do I know you from somewhere? I feel like I know you from somewhere. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4515 You must tray this "cab"when you get a chance! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4516 So, how do you know the host? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4517 You're harshing my vibe. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4518 Yeah, I got nothin'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4519 So did the two of you piss off the Mob as a couple or did you meet at the bottom of the Hudson River? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4520 As the Don humorously put it, you'll be stomping grapes for our small-batch wines. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4521 You might inadvertently mention that I served merlot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4522 Didn't you get the memo? Dress semi-formall. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4523 Drowning your sorrows? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4524 I like it. Coupling as Performance Art. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4525 If you'd like any hors d'oeuvres placed on your tongues, or drinks poured down your throats, just say so. Big Tony won't be free for your boat ride until 1AM. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4526 Is there something in particular that you want me to feel guilty about? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4527 I see with both enjoy a deep, velvety start and a salty, lighter finish! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4528 So what do you do for a living? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4529 Sorry, we're out of wine glasses and house plants. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4530 You don't have to go overboard, it's just Merlot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4531 ? +/- ? = ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4532 Sorry, but when the Syndicate owns the cruise line, you don't complain about the shampoo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4533 Will you stay for the entire party? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4534 You guys are the worst 'Simon says' players ever. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4535 White or red? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4536 Ooo, cute top. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4537 Oh, I see you're engaged. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4538 I sure hope that wine is biodynamic. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4539 I'm guessing you and your wife are on step 5 of the scathing rehab. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4540 We will now take you to the pier for the final initiation for the Magician's Club 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4541 So you were fished out of the East River? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4542 It has a nutty flavor. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4543 It's a Mendoza region Malbec. The appearance is quite unfinished, it's very earthy - a hint of hemp and the body is very heavy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4544 The problem is we're serving fish and you brought a Merlot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4545 Remember, you two: swirl, smell, stomp. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4546 you're bound to enjoy this "cement mixer" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4547 Big Al always calls in his loans with a toast to free enterprise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4548 This time of year, the other flowers would appreciate a few smiles 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4549 I didn't know bondage was on your bucket list. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4550 Well, enough about my problems. How are you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4551 There's still time to admit that our Zinfandel is superior to yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4552 So, you don't use tobacco, and you don't use alcohol, and you don't use your limbs, and you don't use . . . 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4553 You Are Standing In The Spit Buckets ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4554 You're not swingers? But I heard you slept with the Fisches... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4555 You said to hit the ground running boss. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4556 You seem to be taking this bucket list thing pretty seriously. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4557 As your realtor - I would advise against the river front property. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4558 Will you accept this Rosé? (Long After the Final Rose - swingers edition) 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4559 You will find this Pinot very captivating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4560 Look, I had a bad morning, ok? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4561 No, this is not the red cross life guard course, the flyer said you too can "swim with the fishes" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4562 I understand your concerns, but I just checked with the host and he insists you're performance art. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4563 The AG apologizes, but our meds have passed their expiration date. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4564 Fishes? Is that even a word? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4565 Oh! my mistake. My text was meant to invite to dine with the Fisches but it auto corrected to "swim with the fishes"... but anyway, glad you could make it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4566 I know you guys were all tied up so I'm glad you could make it! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4567 Bad luck not getting the memo on bow ties and culottes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4568 I thought it was "life" imitates art? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4569 One dared to wear the same glasses and the other to have the same hairstyle, hah! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4570 So, what has you two tied up in knots? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4571 More wine, less whining. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4572 Or do you prefer to stay with the pot? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4573 Relax, there is no need to kick the bucket. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4574 This is what we do to new members in our Home Owner's Association to get use to what it's going to be like. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4575 What are you doing after? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4576 Maybe next time you'll try and make America great again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4577 We knew we might be tied up, but it was on both our bucket lists. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4578 ....so come to find out, the guy who owns this gallery is something like a 'loan shark' or some such nonsense. I love those catchy nicknames. So how do you two know Guido? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4579 Helped stomp it or not, it's a limited vintage. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4580 Compliments of Mr. Mankoff. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4581 And who were you wearing? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4582 I said wine in our stomach, not tied in a bucket! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4583 Scuba diving is so expensive, this is a better way to swim with the fishes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4584 You're being relegated from this social circuit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4585 I warned you! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4586 Play it safe. Go with the white wine with fish. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4587 Wine is fine as long as you drink plenty of water 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4588 Apparently Bob Mankoff's last laugh - no cartoon in need of a caption. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4589 Wow... they're really tied down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4590 Are you really Bill Gates's children? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4591 Cat got your tongue? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4592 I'm sorry you have to leave early, but I hope you'll come back soon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4593 This is the last of it, so we'll all have to share. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4594 Are those outfits from Ivanka's "Hot as ICE" collection? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4595 Your bucket list is certainly original, I'll give you that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4596 Just sip, swirl and spit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4597 I'm afraid we found the merlot you brought to be offensive. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4598 We'll, bottoms down you two. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4599 I miss Facebook petitions. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4600 Your request to move the sacrifice ahead of Never Have I Ever has been declined. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4601 Well, maybe you'll sprout next season. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4602 So I just got a divorce and it was a big weight lifted off of me. Now I've got no strings attached and I'm free as a bird. You know what I mean? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4603 The New Colloquy Internees 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4604 What does your inner goddess say? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4605 2013 Chateau Margaux. Like you, pleasant, but not expected to age well. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4606 Hi! I'm a mingler. You two make a cute couple. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4607 New transplants? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4608 I hear the mob has infiltrated the party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4609 remember to always bring a hostess gift. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4610 No, I ordered buckets FOR donors 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4611 Too bad you will miss this evening's entertainment: Enchantment Under The Sea! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4612 When the moment is right, you can both be ready 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4613 You should try the red wine--it is quite liberating 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4614 Yada, yada yada yada. Yada yada yada, yada. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4615 Chia pets have come so far. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4616 His work is so... liberating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4617 One last round of orientation and you can join our Friday afternoon Happy Hour. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4618 So, you went to Brookline college, I did too. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4619 Welcome to the White House Press Reception. You must be from The Huffington Post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4620 You agreeded to 95% purity with a hint of ruby red. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4621 You could've just tried Alcoholics Anonymous 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4622 The last time I was at one of these things someone kept tapping me on the wrong shoulder. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4623 Given that President Trump could have averted the Civil War, he can certainly intercede with Don Giovanni on your behalf. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4624 It's a shame that things turned out this way, these seeds had so much potential. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4625 Glad to see you! We thought that you'd gone into some witness protection thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4626 So glad you could drop by before your trip. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4627 Drink this or you will be put in the pool up to your chin. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4628 You were always bound and determined to meet your match. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4629 No alcohol for a month? Wow, such restraint. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4630 Why didn't you just tell me you had other plans? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4631 What else is on your list? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4632 So, how do you know Tony? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4633 Hal! The dang internet is broken again! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4634 Can I get you two kinky blue ocean cocktails? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4635 Are you two going to the after-party? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4636 So, the payment for the performance piece will go to your estate? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4637 So, I heard you two got a place in that new housing development! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4638 Would you like a couple of straws 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4639 So your mortgage refinancing went well? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4640 You must have ordered the Rose' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4641 Potted already? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4642 Drye The driest available if you please 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4643 Now, let's talk about your bucket list. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4644 Look, you'll be tied up here awhile - I'll just finish the Malbec myself. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4645 A nice stiff drink should help unwind you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4646 We're on a cleanse. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4647 You know, this wouldn't have happened if you'd just ordered martinis: bacon-infused kombucha tinctures always get flagged. Damn hipsters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4648 Wine or waterboarding? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4649 I remember when the Atkins Diet was all the rage. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4650 The bottom of the lake option was too nice so we are going with the parent-mixer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4651 We're deconstructing the administrative state. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4652 Thank you so much for coming and have a safe trip back to Connecticut. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4653 Yeah, it's two buck Chuck but it won't kill you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4654 We ran out of wine. You've been chosen to stomp for refills. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4655 I brought the whine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4656 Help yourselves to a glass of wine. It is fabulous. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4657 I would just remind you, dear, that the Widow Houdini once said that the secret to her long life was that she did her thing and Harry did his thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4658 Here's to a long life. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4659 It's daring, but it doesn't look finished. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4660 You're going to die from that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4661 Bottoms Down 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4662 I never thought she hated Pinot Grigio that much. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4663 Second prize was a totally paid marriage ceremony and honeymoon trip. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4664 I'm not surprised savoring a vintage Châteauneuf-du-pape is last on your bucket list. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4665 I see you have strong ties to the company. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4666 Will you be staying for dinner? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4667 Loved the dossier. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4668 Depressed with a social life, interesting. I liked a word with you when your free. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4669 Did you receive a concrete invitation? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4670 So, what are you doing for a dying? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4671 It pairs nicely with hemp. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4672 You'll have to share. This is the last glass of mal de mere 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4673 Into the East River? Once-in-a-lifetime performance art, I'm sure... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4674 My Husband can be so protective 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4675 So 50 Shades of Grey really changed your life huh? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4676 I'm still on my first glass but you guys look great together! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4677 How inconsiderate of us. Has no one offered you a drink? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4678 So, "Sleep with the Fishes" - it's an art installation? Immersive theatre? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4679 ...and this bold red is endorsed by the Houdini Foundation and the Quartermaster's Union 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4680 Forget the ties that bind. Be yourselves! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4681 I agree. It's an extreme form of hazing, but it's a very exclusive club. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4682 May I p;our you a sip? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4683 This millennial 'art' is really getting out of hand these days. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4684 Benny said you'll never have to worry about kicking the bucket. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4685 Well twist my arm! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4686 Mr. Grey will see you now. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4687 Welcome to the season finale of the 'Concrete Chef'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4688 It's all the rage in Paris 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4689 It's the new Bucket Challenge! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4690 So it's a committed relationship. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4691 And who's going to take care of your kids? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4692 I guess I'm the only one that's noticed. Would you like to share my champagne? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4693 Why wouldn't the New Yorker upload a photo for us to caption? That is the question. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4694 I heard ICE discovered your undocumented alien status. What happens now? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4695 So that what's up with my fourth grader now let me tell you about her younger brother who you are probably not surprised to learn is also in the gifted program. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4696 So, is this like the adult version of the get along shirt? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4697 Shaken?....or Stirred? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4698 You are a dom blonde. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4699 You're meant to put your heads in the buckets and bite an apple! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4700 Oh, don't be such a stick in the cement, have one before you go. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4701 :Let's celebrate your graduating from college. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4702 Are you the artists? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4703 I'd offer you a drink but you won't die of thirst 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4704 You've been selected to host the International Burglar Association's annual dinner party 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4705 All-in-all, you're still better off than those poor Georgetown graduates. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4706 You're lucky the Family dropped you in here instead of off the pier. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4707 Before we throw you in, would you like some wine? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4708 I wonder what this art piece is supposed to represent 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4709 We believe our intern program has a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4710 So, this isn't on either of your bucket lists? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4711 Would you like me to get you a Houdini? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4712 Now for the last time; what did you think of my risotto? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4713 I see that you've already been into the drink. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4714 My, how you have both grown since I last saw you 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4715 Good news! Your drive will drop you off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4716 You knew I was a narcoleptic when you hired me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4717 So, you two must be the Suggestion Box harbor cruise winners! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4718 Emma Allen, please turn on the lights! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4719 Have you tried the Merlot? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4720 I'm a big fan of your work, except this one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4721 My new anger management therapy, "The Grapes of YOUR Wrath", really works.  Just keep stomping! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4722 Have you tried going gluten-free? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4723 You two look exactly like me before my divorce. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4724 You knew that Mario asked you to bring appetizers 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4725 So, what's on your bucket list? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4726 If you don’t care for my hors d’ouvres, just say so. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4727 We used to have to jump through hoops. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4728 Care for another splash? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4729 Here you are! Medium bodied, steel-aged, with coarse tannins and a tight finish. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4730 Well dear, you should have thought about that before you brought the boxed wine tonight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4731 Next month's subscription box pairs a Rhône-style Syrah blend with a personalized flogging. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4732 Your case could keep you tied up for life! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4733 Let's just chill here for a minute while you explain how you met my Norman. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4734 Modern art makes me feel so complicit 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4735 I'd offer a drink but it looks like you're all set! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4736 The invite said black tie, not black site. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4737 Okay, this will cool your feet while the cement cures. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4738 So your boss made you come? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4739 Here's to cementing our friendship. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4740 It's a bit of an overreaction for taking too many hors d' oeuvres 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4741 "Tonight we are oneach others bucket list". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4742 What were you thinking, posting NO MORE DRINKING just as we were toasting?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4743 It may seem like hazing, but the Pinot Noir makes it all worthwhile. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4744 I've never heard of the hostage in a bucket diet 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4745 Well, fancy seeing you here, Roger. I thought you said your hands were tied tonight? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4746 There's a lovely couple of swamp-drainers I'd like you to meet! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4747 So how did you two meet? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4748 I told you not to complain about the wine. I can't help it, she really Pinot Grigio. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4749 I'd suggest skipping the wine and going for a very dry Martini. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4750 I'm so happy you weren't too tied up to attend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4751 Bucket and rope - it's the new ball and chain. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4752 You knew the penalty for a voting selfie! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4753 So, what do you think of my latest work? It's okay, you're free to give your real opinion. I can take it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4754 Donatello? Corleone. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4755 This happens every time Bob retires. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4756 Dave Remnick & Jane Meyer guests of honor at Fox News's 2017 inaugural ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4757 Me pap! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4758 I'd offer you something to drink, but I can see you're already occupied... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4759 This Nirvana VR sucks! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4760 Met reception. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4761 Yup, bondage bucket challenge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4762 My treat. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4763 I'm sorry but it's the only way we can get people to drink the merlot these days. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4764 On your mark ... get set ... GO! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4765 Is this your glass or mine? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4766 I had no idea the Donald would want your place this much. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4767 Well, it was nice meeting you, and thanks for sharing those lessons learned. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4768 Tell me again how much this "Mob Snitching" experience cost you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4769 The wine is ok, feels a little tight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4770 The cartoon does not show above. Only a small box. First time this has happened. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4771 We're doing the ALS challenge a little differently this year. You stay there until we hear the right number you are willing to give." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4772 Personally, I prefer going away parties where destination is Zihuatanejo or someplace like that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4773 Suddenly they weren't so sure about the new spa treatment trend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4774 Yes, despite the reminder of dress code tonight, it is optional. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4775 And that's why marriage between a man and a woman is wrong! Anything else you'd like to say? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4776 So she caught you twerking again, huh? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4777 I can't see the cartoon! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4778 Thank you for hopping in 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4779 And then I thought to myself... are they seriously cutting funding to the SPCA?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4780 How long has organized crime been into performance art? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4781 Matching bucket lists. I'll go get a straw.. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4782 But I hear those waterfront views are to die for. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4783 Don't just stand there like a couple of potted plants. Mingle! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4784 You look a little like Otto Preminger! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4785 Now watch ME tie one on. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4786 I love it when couples wear matching outfits! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4787 Does this diet allow me to offer you a sip of wine? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4788 My doctor switched me to decaf. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4789 Yes, he did say having you to one of his cocktail parties was on his bucket list. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4790 Now that I have your attention let me tell you about the benefits of owning a timeshare 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4791 We're calling this week's cartoon 'Blank Canvas' or 'Technical issue in rhapsody.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4792 At least you're in this together! I can barely get George to try a cooking class with me! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4793 Don't worry. You're not hip but we won't tell the kids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4794 These newfangled wine tastings aren't for me, Lois. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4795 I just wish I felt more free in my job, ya know? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4796 Can you hold this for a sec? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4797 Have you been here long? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4798 Who will have it? You get one complementary glass with every two last meals. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4799 Jeepers, this is my very first time ever meeting mob victims. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4800 Are you here to see Luca Brasi? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4801 Welcome to our Arbor Day party! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4802 I wish we had as much in common as you two. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4803 That doesn't sound too bad, but do they ever let you empty the bucket? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4804 Come Come now...make up your mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4805 Sorry the witness protection program didn't work out for you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4806 Social etiquette indicates we should offer you your favorite drink 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4807 Darlings! Where did you get those matching shoes? They're to die for. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4808 You two look so good together. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4809 I recommend the ginger marguerites, but then, that's just me. Now my friend Cathy, oh you gotta meet her. She's a riot. So, where'd you say you're from? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4810 Taking the plunge? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4811 I take it the two of you put this party on your bucket list. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4812 I know you feel humiliated but non-profit donors really need freshly stomped grapes in order to feel like they're getting something for their money. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4813 Ivanka will be so pleased that you tried them! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4814 When Mankoff was in charge, their actually were cartoons instead of blank boxes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4815 Mingling a bit more could make up for your arrival time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4816 Thank God For Air Entrained Concrete my friends! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4817 You must be the party crashers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4818 Try it, you'll like it. Guaranteed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4819 I regret to inform you that we are overbooked. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4820 I guess you figured the ritual! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4821 "Welcome to Tinder's very first Bonding Party, so feel free to mix and match". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4822 All I see is a blank white square with no drawing in it, so here is the caption: "Looks like a polar bear in a snow storm eating vanilla ice cream." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4823 Next Saturday, dinner, my place. Hope you're not tied up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4824 Are you wearing Arthur Erickson. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4825 Starting your own winery is considered mutiny. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4826 Let's keep the feet moving....we're running a little low..... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4827 If you hate parties, why throw them? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4828 Do you have children? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4829 Can you help me with my bucket list? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4830 So are you ready to report that this is the hugest crowd you've ever seen at a party? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4831 What others think is their problem...as for now, just think its our time to join hands and impose the latter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4832 The majority was always on your side. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4833 I have heard of blind dates, but not tied dates... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4834 Have a glass of red wine with heart-healthy flavonoids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4835 Just think of it like... the last potato sack race! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4836 Since you refuse to talk I have no choice. You’ll have to drink the Merlot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4837 Glad you could make it, so soon after your plane landed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4838 That's some Ti'punch! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4839 The new "This is Pot...this is people on Pot" campaign. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4840 Seriously, MyFitnessPal is much easier. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4841 Did you lose a bet-or betray the mob? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4842 So what are your olans? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4843 You must be friends of Bill. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4844 What kind of wine would you like to be served with? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4845 We don't take kindly to discussing "Sea Level Rise" at the yacht club happy hour. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4846 Your initiation pales in comparison to mine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4847 My compliments. This Merlot is actually quite good. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4848 I HEAR YOUR GOING TO BE THE "LIFE OF THE PARTY". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4849 Divorce? Death? Taxes? Don't get me started. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4850 So this is what happens if you touch the paintings? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4851 Are you sure you are philosophers? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4852 Oh, so that's why they call it an ice breaker. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4853 Just grab it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4854 I think you were delivered to the wrong party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4855 I'm pretty sure we said it was a whiner tasting. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4856 So glad you could drop b before you're offed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4857 I'm your Happy Hour Girl! So glad to meet you! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4858 As a corporate PR executive, I would be remiss if I didn't thank you for yielding your life's savings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4859 You're very brave to do this to raise money for our club. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4860 A TGIF drink will help you relax 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4861 Holding your breath is only a matter of controlled focus... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4862 Let me guess - you met the Don and he's still sensitive about his figure? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4863 "THIS WINE IS EXCELLENT WITH THE FISHES This wine pairs very well with the fishes. This wine pairs well with the fishes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4864 With a few more glasses of wine you wall flowers should bloom. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4865 I also have trouble exiting conversations at parties. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4866 I ADORE your cement overshoes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4867 I can totally relate. Right out of college, I had this job that was just going nowhere . . . . 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4868 To be honest, I usually fear the undead. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4869 I said no double-dipping! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4870 No, I snorkel, but anything deeper makes my ears hurt. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4871 Poor Peter. Drawing a blank again! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4872 I just want to add my congratulations to the whistleblowers of the year! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4873 Sorry, no bio-breaks, but you'll soon have all the Hudson water you can drink. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4874 Here's a toast to your last party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4875 Been messing with the abstracts again? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4876 And so, kids, as you can see, student loan repayment is not gender biased. Nor is the punishment implemented when we catch you. We need those loans back to build "the wall". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4877 Thank you for staying and supporting our efforts to save the honey bees. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4878 Shouts and Murmurs tried to follow Emma to her new job but there were bound and trashed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4879 I heard about your upcoming cruise on the East River. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4880 I love that mafioso look. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4881 no thanks, I don't want any of your wine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4882 They assured me I'd have a captive audience but I wasn't expecting this! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4883 This chianti is captivating and goes well with fava beans. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4884 Welcome to the White House Intern Program Pre-Enrollment Dinner. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4885 Is this a joke? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4886 At last Ted felt he earned the recognition from the other members of parliament. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4887 You should have known not to discuss politics or religion. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4888 So, where did you two meet? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4889 So, when do we get the apples? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4890 I know the invitation said "Bonds are cool," but this isn´t quite what was meant. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4891 It's getting there. Perhaps a bit more toe... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4892 How have things been since you transferred to the basement? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4893 Back so soon? How was North Korea? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4894 Our members discuss books, not watch the cable news. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4895 Now feel free to tell the world you've always found my parties a bind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4896 Where's the cartoon? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4897 I see your point about the death panels. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4898 Either of you want a drink? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4899 Why on Earth did you take the Canoli?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4900 I'm just so impressed by your willpower. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4901 So, you're the "We're Still With Her" performance artists? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4902 Well, I did suggest that you should immerse yourselves in wine culture... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4903 Here's a merlot you simply cannot refuse. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4904 You are the cartoon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4905 It's something we saw David Blaine do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4906 It must have been embarrassing when you realized you both wore the same thing! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4907 How'd you get roped into this? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4908 So you'd rather discuss Ulysses with me than be tossed off the pier? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4909 Can I offer you two a drink? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4910 You thought they'd admit you to the Met gala dressed like that? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4911 This one has a captivating nose 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4912 Just because you have no panties on doesn't require that you need the extra ropes around your knees. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4913 We ignored Orson Welles and sold wine before its time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4914 My husband and I found communication more effective than letting the arguments fester. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4915 No, I don't want to tie one on. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4916 They say you don't need to see how sausage is made. Well, I now know, I don't need to see how the vino is made. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4917 These are some beautiful irises...ooh, and some lovely two-lips... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4918 I see you have been going to my marriage counselor! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4919 When did you two tie the knot? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4920 One more time, ..., red or white? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4921 Why of course, we'd love to make it to the bris, but we may still be tied up that day. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4922 Well, I for one believe budget cuts to the Federal Witness Protection Program ARE working. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4923 Why, neither of you is smug and grasping! How refreshing! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4924 What are you up in arms about? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4925 Maybe next time you'll bring a Chateau Laffitte. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4926 Looks like you're in some hot water there! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4927 Are you the plant people? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4928 I see how you feel, but there's much more. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4929 I thought this RowSay might help. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4930 "Please, make yourselves comfortable"! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4931 I'm really the fence about this whole ransomwear trend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4932 You know there are pills you can take for that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4933 So glad you finally made it ... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4934 Got cold feet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4935 We haven't met, buy why don't you guys come by my place for some post-party fun after this party breaks up? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4936 What do those cannibals know from empathy? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4937 Are you sure you won't have a glass of wine? It'll take at least 20 minutes for the cement to set.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4938 Kudos for doing whatever it takes to abstain. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4939 The captain says there are fewer shark in this deep part of the ocean. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4940 So, you thought you were gonna get off easy? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4941 The last couple who played this role made quite a splash. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4942 You shouldn't let your marriage tie you down 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4943 I see you are raring to go for the after party. See you soon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4944 We don't see many people from Los Angeles around here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4945 We're in charge now, and you losers are gonna learn what white-collar crime is all about. Welcome to the bigs! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4946 I've often heard that working on that bucket list can cause a bit of strife- But it looks like you two have taken it to another level, beyond a reasonable phase of life. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4947 You look all tied up in knots and stuck. Want a sip? I think you might need it more than I do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4948 Dad, we don't actually need to go into the office! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4949 Mai Tai, Anyone? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4950 I call this piece, 'Houdini Unbound?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4951 Compatibility is not the goal but an outcome. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4952 Is that 100% organic and sustainable hemp rope? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4953 So, what did you guys think of the new Kendrick Lamar album? Did you get a chance to listen to it? I mean, obviously I loved it. LOVED. IT. I play it all the time. He's my favorite, and I really want to impress on you that that's the case. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4954 Small talk Susan strikes again 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4955 Last chance. Is this merlot or pinot noir? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4956 I'm trying to disrupt the home invasion industry 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4957 Well, you know what they say about what happens in Vegas. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4958 Do you have any other available human plants? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4959 Very interesting! And, did they happen to mention what brand of concrete they were using? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4960 Whine Bucket 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4961 Doing anything special after the party? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4962 Fat Tony decided he's a performance artist now. So he invited us all over to watch you two snitches get dumped into the East River. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4963 So, how are those driverless car lessons going? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4964 How does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4965 Remember I told you there would be a 60 day time period to see if you could carry your weight? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4966 Going away parties are so bittersweet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4967 Do your children know where you are? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4968 You are bound to grow out of it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4969 You are all in a knot about getting your feet wet 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4970 Our Sommelier Veto, although offended by your review of his favorite red, has decided to be benevolent none the less, East river or the Hudson river? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4971 I hope you like the matching buckets... they were not easy to find, you know?! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4972 Cheers to who kicks the bucket first! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4973 Your works about the Hudson were just devine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4974 So you're both crime fiction writers? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4975 As the Concierge here at S&M Hotel, I'm asking visitors to sample a new Bondage Red. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4976 Am I snow-blind or merely dead? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4977 I'm testing the "Non-Voluntary Simplicity" concept to reduce carbon footprints. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4978 I am sure you will agree that it is better for the environment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4979 You should know better to give MR> COPPOLA'S wine a bad rating! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4980 There is no such thing as the "Mafia." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4981 What does none of it mean? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4982 What else dud you give up for Lent ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4983 So when did you first realize you needed to be in the Witness Protection Program? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4984 Would you be willing to take a short cement survey? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4985 The large fellow standing on the boat at the end of the dock--is he your ride? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4986 So glad you could make it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4987 My Dears, you look like you were made for each other. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4988 Welcome to Samantha's christening party. Her godfather is a bit confused about his role. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4989 You seem to be taking this Hudson River cruise quite seriously 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4990 Mr. and Mrs. Fredo? Now why does that ring a bell? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4991 And then the murders began. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4992 I've heard that you're a very disciplined couple, but really had no idea what to expect... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4993 Admit Hilary lied,and you can join the Party,comrades! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4994 So, any regrets about moving to the city? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4995 Really? Free shipping with Zappos? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4996 Okay. It's not that bad being Republican. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4997 A call this piece My Wrath. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4998 In Phase 2 of it's PR campaign, Langley is now calling enhanced interrogation techniques "small talk." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4999 You both violated your corporate NDAs in your wedding vows? Nice. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5000 Really? ... "My parties are a fate worse than death." Rocco was always such a jerk! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5001 Do we have a third choice? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5002 Mr. Kuper hopes you can free yourself and thinks some wine might help. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5003 It's the 100th cartoon and everyone thinks it's fantastic. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5004 There are no victims, only volunteers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5005 Let's add this nice Malbec to your bucket list. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5006 This must be your first Mafia party. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5007 Oh ? My husband just left for there on a business trip 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5008 You've got to put your foot down or he'll walk all over you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5009 Execution by alcohol poisoning 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5010 You must be on the 13-step program. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5011 Thanks for signing up for the Gowanus Canal art tour. We promise you a truly immersive experience. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5012 SO..... How are we gonna fuck in these ropes? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5013 Fu*draiser Or No strings attached you say... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5014 "OK Dorothy and Scarecrow 99 Problems and a ___ ain't one! Let's hear your alibi when the flying monkeys come. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5015 Imagine what would have happened if you brought goat cheese along with last year's Beaujolais Nouveau... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5016 Next time, you'll remember to RSVP. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5017 We don't get out very often. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5018 So, marriage was on your bucket list, and you tied the knot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5019 For the last time, we are not a performance art exhibit! Now untie us! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5020 The boss said that if you came to this party...you'd be fit to be tied! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5021 "Is this part of your new diet"? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5022 We are former pick pock artists that are now allowed to attend parties like this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5023 Now don't you move, there's someone you must meet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5024 Bottoms up 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5025 Good news: No shots here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5026 It's worth the weight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5027 Didn't you agree to host a victory party? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5028 Liars Club said the implants sunk you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5029 Tell me, do you prefer the neighborhood feel of the West Side, or the lively East Side atmosphere - for the river dump, of course? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5030 Unfortunately your still burning.. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5031 So sorry - you're preorder was biscuits and fondue - we heard buckets and bondage 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5032 I'm so happy for you. Your marriage therapy is a real Win/Win! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5033 I can't think of a caption for this week's cartoon. My mind's a complete blank. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5034 Too much tannin. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5035 You should have said you like baseball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5036 You'll have to wait an hour before going in the water. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5037 Johnson's parents let him synergize past 10pm on a business night! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5038 It's so nice of you to drop in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5039 This is your final chance to win the Houdini-Pinot challenge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5040 I got nothin 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5041 Luca thinks it's good to get to know people outside the work setting. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5042 How was your flight? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5043 Congratulations. Great show. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5044 I will never understand the triple rope for women. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5045 And now I'm going to give you each a little squeeze down there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5046 Wake me 38 seconds before the meeting. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5047 I'm so happy you guys decided to tie the knot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5048 I don't need a big office Mr. Murphy, just give me a hole in the wall. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5049 "Early to bed early to rise" doesn't cut it anymore. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5050 I'm glad you cemented your relationship but do you have to tie the knot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5051 Wow, AA is really getting strict on their cocktail party policies, aren't they? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5052 Hmmm...looks like a pre-existing condition to me. You're gonna need this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5053 Welcome to my pool party! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5054 Do you really think that people who have preexisting conditions should be insurable? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5055 What an exquisite piece. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5056 Hey, I wasn't expecting to see you guys here tonight! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5057 It's on our bucket list. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5058 We were a bit disappointed in your review of our new wine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5059 It must be really blowing out there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5060 We don't mind swimming with the fish's, but does it have to be the East River? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5061 So what are you two dressed up as? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5062 No whining, your doing grape! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5063 Well... Do you have any final words of small talk? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5064 Numbers 6: 1-21? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5065 My briefs are on your desk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5066 You see, the host is self-conscious you won't like his brain ring. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5067 Believe me URine for a big surprise ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5068 With this new therapy, you will interact with the guests, or some Mafia thing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5069 Actually, seeing you two in this predicament was on my bucket list. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5070 Well, don't blame me for the Teamsters' strike! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5071 About time tortured artists got into the self-portrait movement. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5072 We're protesting because some guy painted us in front of a farmhouse without our consent 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5073 Oh, I know. I STAY tied up and it does tend to get one in hot water, doesn't it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5074 How long have you worked at the EPA? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5075 So how did the employee reviews go? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5076 Okay I get it you two are tying one on. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5077 My husband never takes me swimming. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5078 Isn't this a great party? Let me tell you how Donald J. Trump is going to make America great again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5079 We'll drop you off right after happy hour. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5080 Never order white wine with roast beef! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5081 I guess compost isn't much of an issue for you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5082 These art shows turn into such mob scenes-love your cement shoes-try some Merlot-its less restrictive than the Gamay. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5083 I'm so glad you made time to join us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5084 This wine tastes like vinegar. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5085 I see you're having a Double Houdini. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5086 We tied you up because we have no idea how this drink will effect you 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5087 You two really need to learn to relax. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5088 No place like standing in a bucket. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5089 We would choose a glass over a bucket every day , but our hands are tied... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5090 So, you got caught by the fashion police? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5091 In what way do you feel it was a rush to judgment? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5092 It's a 1982 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild. Would you like me to add a little to your cement? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5093 This is a uniquely delicious vintage. The first one who talks, gets this glass of wine. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5094 Who ever has anosmia is in the river. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5095 There's no overtime. You are management. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5096 I assume this is the last item on your bucket list? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5097 Oh, I didn't vote for her, I voted for him! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5098 I'm so glad you could stop be before your next engagement. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5099 Who's ready for party games? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5100 Stomping grapes is the welcome ritual in our club. This way we do not run out of wine. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5101 I see you two took the Met's new Mafia tour. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5102 Why yes, she makes an outstanding 'Death in the Afternoon" with her own absinthe. You're familiar with the health hazards? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5103 So nice of you to let us drop you in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5104 So you thought I said I wanted some 'hosts.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5105 Let's just say you've uttered your last bon mot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5106 A.A. was the REASONABLE solution; but, nooooooooooo, you'd rather drink like a fish. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5107 Welcome to 'Speed Dating' in Sweden. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5108 would it help if I got you a straw? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5109 Nice to see you! You said you were tied up with planting. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5110 Tell me, why do you have more ropes than he does? And why is his bucket bigger? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5111 welcome to our "come as you are" party. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5112 My wifi was down 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5113 I've never seen an escape artist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5114 Who would like some pink - black champagne wine? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5115 Now you know why it's called a mai tai. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5116 Would you like a refill? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5117 We're sorry -- the cauldron is still occupied. But you're next! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5118 It's more honest than saying "I do". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5119 I heard you were kinda tied up, but I'm glad you made it anyway. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5120 "Nudists for Trump" Rally 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5121 We're all out of red. Is white okay? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5122 Trust me, I am a lawyer. There is no law against diving while drunk" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5123 Looks like we'll be having a white Christmas. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5124 And then I said John, if we're both leaving the adminstration why not have a joint party... So here we are. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5125 More wine? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5126 I used to be tied down to my bucket list too - now I simply have a bucket list of things I never want to do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5127 Yeah, that Pepsi ad was really horrible. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5128 So you're the ones who brought Two-Buck Chuck? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5129 Your performance art was very impressive until I noticed the bucket water was warm and full of epsom salts. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5130 Is this what you call a safe space? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5131 You don't get out much, do you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5132 The committee chair took your rhetorical question seriously, decided you did look like potted plants, and so ordered.... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5133 Wine torture is still legal, tell me the truth... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5134 Good luck on 'No Survivor'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5135 Once they tape your mouth your White House press career is over, so keep hopping as long as you can. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5136 This party is always a hit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5137 I wish I had a plan. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5138 I see you came prepared to play charades. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5139 So then there's the guy I dated in 1984. Boy did he have issues. It started well but.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5140 The Mariana Trench should be lovely this time of year. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5141 One thing about working for our new Sicilian owners is that you can't be fired. All positions are life-long so to speak. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5142 So, come here often? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5143 Bummer! Would a bon voyage glass of wine help? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5144 Are you from Compliance? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5145 We're trying something new with the exit interview process. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5146 Relax, it's an open bar. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5147 Thanks so much for coming out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5148 Here's to your victory in getting the state to pass the assisted suicide statute 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5149 Don't go anywhere, I just have to quickly check on the Barrels, you know how demanding they can be. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5150 Sorry, it's rose'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5151 I have always loved sotted palms. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5152 What's this new-fangled internet trend called? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5153 Oh my God, is Elizabeth still angry with you for getting a spot at Collegiate? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5154 I am as perplexed as you are, but not ready to admit madness. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0