Contest #568


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568


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-05-08
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-05-21 (estimated)
Number of captions 5155
Number of responses 290737
Number of participants 7845


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Our timeshare presentation will begin in about 5 minutes. 1.8491 0.01647 2353 955 798 600
1 If you get a choice the East River is nice. 1.7965 0.02092 1356 568 496 292
2 Grammatically, indeed it IS sleep with the fish, not 'fishes'. 1.7952 0.01957 1768 816 498 454
3 So Vito tells me you're leaving the organization. 1.7945 0.01541 2574 1105 893 576
4 How was your flight in on United? 1.7631 0.01592 2562 1207 755 600
5 Bob tells me you're reconsidering our offer. 1.7383 0.02074 1299 577 485 237
6 So when are you two taking the plunge? 1.7363 0.01694 2067 957 698 412
7 Well, we did tell you it was your going away party! 1.7328 0.02029 1441 671 484 286
8 I'm taking the bridge home--I'd be happy to drop you off on my way. 1.7299 0.02770 807 388 249 170
9 when you said you were tied up, I assumed you wouldn't be coming. 1.7114 0.01823 1767 847 583 337
10 Your first time in New Jersey? 1.6992 0.01951 1536 749 500 287
11 On behalf of the airline, I offer our sincerest apologies for the inconvenience, and invite you to enjoy our hospitality suite while you await your re-accommodation. 1.6954 0.02218 1251 633 366 252
12 I know this isn't the kind of farewell party you were expecting. 1.6917 0.01701 1839 860 686 293
13 It's so nice to see couples that still do things together. 1.6753 0.02314 967 458 365 144
14 I didn't want to come, either. 1.6671 0.02036 1511 808 398 305
15 Ah, you're reporters from the N. Y. Times. Welcome to the White House. Feel free to wander around and ask the administration staff anything you'd like. 1.6586 0.02403 1157 651 250 256
16 I've arranged for you to be dropped off on your way home. 1.6559 0.02046 1270 631 445 194
17 The president would like to offer each member of the press a complimentary glass of wine. 1.6548 0.03480 507 273 136 98
18 Yes, we're drunk and will probably regret this in the morning. 1.6547 0.02291 1225 678 292 255
19 So, how do you two know the Corleones? 1.6498 0.02405 971 502 307 162
20 The condo board was unanimous 1.6462 0.02185 1173 609 370 194
21 I was on that diet once, too. 1.6454 0.02332 1176 658 277 241
22 Unfortunately, ' Let me go' does not qualify as a final request. 1.6422 0.02380 1129 635 263 231
23 Here, this should help loosen you up a bit. 1.6408 0.02310 902 437 352 113
24 Typical. His bucket is 78% larger than yours. 1.6355 0.02561 889 480 253 156
25 But enough about me, what have you two been up to? 1.6337 0.02333 991 515 324 152
26 That's nothing; let me tell you about my day. 1.6313 0.02637 811 433 244 134
27 You'll want the white wine. It goes better with fish. 1.6311 0.02526 908 492 259 157
28 At first glance, the condo board rules may seem harsh. 1.6278 0.02454 892 467 290 135
29 So I said to President Trump, lets invite a few TV reporters. 1.6240 0.02581 875 481 242 152
30 You must be the Snitches! 1.6232 0.02551 836 444 263 129
31 Try not to think about it. 1.6215 0.02788 885 535 150 200
32 You must be the hostages. 1.6195 0.02416 862 443 304 115
33 I'm so glad you'll be staying for my timeshare presentation. 1.6161 0.02588 818 441 250 127
34 It could be worse- it could be me. 1.6123 0.02769 810 469 186 155
35 No, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. 1.5958 0.02826 621 330 212 79
36 I'm getting notes of despair; a hint of foreboding. 1.5952 0.03183 546 306 155 85
37 We have ways of making you small-talk. 1.5948 0.03596 464 271 110 83
38 Well, this sounds like a very specific dating site. 1.5859 0.02996 594 332 176 86
39 I'd love to help you, but, ironically, my hands are tied. 1.5809 0.03065 575 326 164 85
40 Looks like you've reached the last thing on your bucket list. 1.5798 0.03363 495 286 131 78
41 How nice of you to stay for my poetry reading. 1.5783 0.03252 517 296 143 78
42 Looks like you two are ready to make the plunge. 1.5777 0.03012 566 315 175 76
43 So what's your safe word? 1.5760 0.03121 533 299 161 73
44 But enough about me. 1.5739 0.03735 399 232 105 62
45 My husband and I never do anything together any more. 1.5731 0.03147 499 275 162 62
46 Mine are Gucci. I take it yours are Gambino? 1.5711 0.03333 485 279 135 71
47 Salvatore tells me you sing. 1.5697 0.03353 509 302 124 83
48 I gave specific instructions to pot the plants - not plant the Potts. 1.5666 0.03291 503 293 135 75
49 But enough about me! How did you two meet? 1.5622 0.03288 482 277 139 66
50 White House correspondent! How fascinating! 1.5616 0.03434 479 286 117 76
51 Let me call you a car service—will you be going to the Hudson or East? 1.5603 0.03269 473 269 143 61
52 I agree. Everybody thinks they're a victim these days. 1.5589 0.03231 467 262 149 56
53 How embarrassing, I told Tony I wanted you to speak with the Fishers. 1.5578 0.03595 441 266 104 71
54 Peter tells me it took a little coercion on his part to get you here. 1.5560 0.03295 455 258 141 56
55 Here's to low tide. 1.5553 0.03497 443 262 116 65
56 Can I interest you in a Burgundy while Rocco clears out the trunk? 1.5538 0.03421 446 260 125 61
57 You must be the Victims....I've heard so much about you. 1.5515 0.03241 437 242 149 46
58 I get it - it's gallows humor, only more concrete. 1.5515 0.03336 437 248 137 52
59 And then, on my sixth birthday... 1.5515 0.03429 437 254 125 58
60 So how do you know Vito? 1.5508 0.03563 423 251 111 61
61 It isn't often I have a captive audience. 1.5476 0.03303 420 234 142 44
62 I'm glad to see that you both decided to stay. 1.5432 0.03448 405 232 126 47
63 You wouldn't believe the day I've had. 1.5425 0.03638 400 239 105 56
64 ...and then I adopted my fourth cat, and his story is even better than the first three. 1.5421 0.03611 404 241 107 56
65 I know, believe me, I've had my own run-ins with the homeowners' association! 1.5408 0.03477 392 224 124 44
66 Sounds like a rough day, but I'm sensing the worst part isn't over. 1.5387 0.03389 388 217 133 38
67 Once more after me, You're doing the best job ever, Mr. President. 1.5387 0.03743 388 236 95 57
68 Bon Voyage doesn't sound quite right, but you know what I mean. 1.5385 0.03613 364 209 114 41
69 I see you two are finally taking the plunge. 1.5333 0.03694 375 224 102 49
70 And then I had a yeast infection for 2 whole years.... 1.5315 0.03927 365 228 80 57
71 Well, I've held you captive long enough... 1.5312 0.03558 369 213 116 40
72 I see you flew in on United. 1.5312 0.03913 369 231 80 58
73 Well, it's performance, but is it art? 1.5292 0.03757 359 215 98 46
74 So you're the parents who donated the Make America Great Again hats to the school auction. 1.5281 0.03925 356 221 82 53
75 I see you have read and agreed to our new Terms of Service. 1.5269 0.03677 353 207 106 40
76 We're putting you in the high-risk pool. 1.5256 0.03814 352 213 93 46
77 "Which one of you ordered the cabernet to die for"? 1.5248 0.03913 322 192 91 39
78 We had such high hopes for you as new club members, but then you asked for Merlot. 1.5237 0.03934 338 207 85 46
79 The Catalano Family Vineyards would like you reconsider portions of your Chianti review. 1.5210 0.04082 334 211 72 51
80 Are you part of the exhibit, or should I call the police? 1.5201 0.03930 323 195 88 40
81 You know what happens to parents who let their twelve year old daughter submit a caption. 1.5199 0.04370 327 218 48 61
82 This is what happens when you bring merlot. 1.5195 0.03911 333 203 87 43
83 I know I'm not supposed to talk to the art, but do you have the WiFi password? 1.5188 0.03857 320 190 94 36
84 Would you feel more comfortable out on the terrace? 1.5167 0.04019 300 180 85 35
85 When I said 'come as you are,' I didn't realize you were in the middle of something. 1.5156 0.03729 320 186 103 31
86 You two are making quite the splash tonight. 1.5156 0.03729 320 186 103 31
87 How long can you stay? 1.5142 0.03885 317 190 91 36
88 Are you two together? 1.5130 0.03915 308 184 90 34
89 This Chardonnay pairs very well with fish. 1.5068 0.04215 292 183 70 39
90 It's simply an overbooking situation. I trust you both understand. 1.5067 0.04236 300 191 66 43
91 You say you're in cement? My uncle was in cement. Made a fortune. 1.5067 0.03850 300 177 94 29
92 What does your Fitbit say now? 1.4982 0.04544 283 189 47 47
93 Well, I'd say you're going easy on yourselves considering you voted for him. 1.4982 0.04598 283 191 43 49
94 If it's any consolation-- these new shoes are killing me too 1.4982 0.04143 277 170 76 31
95 I see you've met my husband. 1.4964 0.03993 276 165 85 26
96 There are few artists as sensitive to criticism as Mr. Gaspari. 1.4945 0.04220 273 170 71 32
97 So, how long have you two Democrats been in Washington? 1.4945 0.04220 273 170 71 32
98 This is just so much more effective than asking for a "Suggested Donation." 1.4944 0.04089 267 161 80 26
99 Maybe this will help you loosen up a little. 1.4943 0.03933 265 155 89 21
100 Would you mind taking a few minutes to complete an exit survey? 1.4929 0.04673 211 129 60 22
101 I hate these going-away parties, don't you? 1.4925 0.04146 268 164 76 28
102 Of course, many customers with free accounts eventually decide to upgrade 1.4925 0.04213 268 166 72 30
103 We probably won't see each other again, but it was lovely to meet you. 1.4906 0.03823 265 153 94 18
104 Can I get you anything.? 1.4906 0.04314 265 167 66 32
105 Well, I think the bucket challenge thing has gotten out of control. 1.4864 0.04345 257 162 65 30
106 Would it have killed you to delete your Yelp review? 1.4864 0.04203 257 158 73 26
107 I hope that you didn't feel obligated to come. 1.4864 0.04274 257 160 69 28
108 Sorry, I'm afraid you have pre-existing conditions. 1.4862 0.04360 253 159 65 29
109 Let me show you the pool. 1.4850 0.05111 200 130 43 27
110 I'll let you two mingle. 1.4840 0.04288 250 155 69 26
111 So what sort of "family business" are you in exactly? 1.4815 0.04137 243 146 77 20
112 Look, I don't mean to keep you. 1.4815 0.04604 243 158 53 32
113 Care for a drink while the concrete sets? 1.4795 0.04402 244 154 63 27
114 Don’t you just hate these events? Everyone acts so restrained. 1.4795 0.04440 244 155 61 28
115 You two are fantastic listeners. 1.4768 0.04417 237 149 63 25
116 Last call! 1.4768 0.04497 237 151 59 27
117 They're all out of straws. 1.4768 0.04576 237 153 55 29
118 One more round before we drop you off? 1.4764 0.04346 233 144 67 22
119 You know, when you tell a host that you'll be tied up, you're not supposed to show up. 1.4762 0.04501 231 146 60 25
120 You two together? 1.4762 0.04501 231 146 60 25
121 Finally! A captive audience! 1.4746 0.04629 236 154 52 30
122 Mainly acquisitions and hostile takeovers. And you two? 1.4746 0.04430 236 149 62 25
123 Actually, no two AA chapters are exactly alike. 1.4744 0.04580 234 151 55 28
124 Look at it this way, in a few months you're going to lose you health insurance anyway. 1.4744 0.04539 234 150 57 27
125 I admire your restraint. 1.4741 0.04359 232 144 66 22
126 Sorry. I should have warned you not to discuss politics tonight. 1.4719 0.04458 231 146 61 24
127 These faculty parties are much more enjoyable once you make tenure. 1.4719 0.04623 231 150 53 28
128 No - he really like you both. Usually it's straight to the river." 1.4716 0.04400 229 143 64 22
129 Let me tell you about my grandkids. 1.4716 0.04528 229 146 58 25
130 Do you by any chance have a rent-controlled apartment? 1.4716 0.04612 229 148 54 27
131 A final toast to cement our relationship. 1.4716 0.04654 229 149 52 28
132 Have you reconsidered giving a donation? 1.4714 0.04684 227 148 51 28
133 Welcome to the Houdini Club initiation. 1.4690 0.04485 226 143 60 23
134 Would you care for a canapé while the cement dries? 1.4688 0.04192 224 135 73 16
135 I take it, you're the Magicians? 1.4664 0.04528 223 142 58 23
136 Thanks for agreeing to see my baby’s photos. 1.4658 0.04449 219 137 62 20
137 Let this be a lesson to you and others like you that listen to NPR but never donate. 1.4651 0.04878 215 143 44 28
138 Can I get your apartment? 1.4651 0.04361 215 132 66 17
139 I hear that you two are finally taking the plunge. 1.4651 0.04788 215 141 48 26
140 'So you're the designated drivers.' 1.4619 0.04872 210 139 45 26
141 I hear you're moving to the East River. 1.4605 0.04877 215 144 43 28
142 and then when I was 23, ....am I boring you? 1.4605 0.04258 215 131 69 15
143 Wikileaks has been so helpful identifying regular listeners who never pledge during the fundraising drive. 1.4605 0.04832 215 143 45 27
144 You really shouldn't have said you voted for Trump. People get upset. 1.4601 0.04866 213 142 44 27
145 Let me guess. This is the last item on your bucket lists. 1.4600 0.04799 200 129 50 21
146 You're such good listeners. 1.4585 0.04398 205 126 64 15
147 Remind me, what time do you need to be at the dock. 1.4575 0.04451 212 133 61 18
148 Why so pail? 1.4563 0.04746 206 134 50 22
149 You're so lucky it was low tide! 1.4537 0.04811 205 135 47 23
150 I'm afraid I have some more bad news: Someone just walked in with a guitar. 1.4537 0.04761 205 134 49 22
151 Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. 1.4527 0.04673 201 129 53 19
152 Well it must be working. You both look very thin. 1.4527 0.04726 201 130 51 20
153 You're such good listeners. 1.4490 0.04589 196 124 56 16
154 Now be honest, how surprised were you guys? 1.4490 0.04972 196 131 42 23
155 Thanks for coming. Can I offer a drink to loosen you up? 1.4490 0.04295 196 119 66 11
156 He used to just say "You're Fired!" but now he's getting serious 1.4462 0.04883 195 129 45 21
157 Just tell us why you voted for Trump. 1.4462 0.04990 195 131 41 23
158 A toast to cement your relationship 1.4450 0.04611 191 121 55 15
159 I understand you'll be joining us for the midnight cruise. 1.4450 0.04551 191 120 57 14
160 You have to get here by 6:00 to avoid the mob. 1.4450 0.05012 191 128 41 22
161 eHarmony huh? 1.4444 0.05051 189 127 40 22
162 Is this performance art or did you touch a painting? 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
163 Well, I told you not to say who you voted for. 1.4444 0.04705 189 121 52 16
164 This should loosen you up. 1.4415 0.04660 188 120 53 15
165 I haven't even begun my bucket list yet! 1.4415 0.04956 188 125 43 20
166 Since you are my husband's fourth and final mistress, I'd like to propose a toast. 1.4402 0.04854 184 120 47 17
167 ... oh, let me know if you've heard this one before ... 1.4402 0.05034 184 123 41 20
168 This reminds me of the last time I saw Jimmy Hoffa 1.4385 0.04974 187 125 42 20
169 So how do you know Vito? 1.4372 0.04618 183 116 54 13
170 Suddenly, Bob Mankoff looks like a genius! 1.4372 0.05453 183 130 26 27
171 So YOU'RE tonight's sacrifice? How awkward. 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
172 But enough about me... where do you see yourselves in five years? 1.4365 0.05093 181 122 39 20
173 You couldn't just leave your cell phones at home? 1.4365 0.04909 181 119 45 17
174 Lucky you -- the river is always lovely in the spring! 1.4358 0.04884 179 117 46 16
175 On the bright side, it's a great way to see the East River. 1.4358 0.05196 179 122 36 21
176 I hear you two are about to make quite a splash! 1.4358 0.04340 179 109 62 8
177 That's terrible, but can I tell about MY problems? 1.4326 0.04703 178 114 51 13
178 Fabulous going away party! 1.4326 0.04901 178 117 45 16
179 Would that a fish were the worst thing I ever slept with. 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
180 Wow! So you're actual tortured artists? 1.4326 0.05154 178 121 37 20
181 But enough about me. 1.4326 0.05029 178 119 41 18
182 Enough about me. What have you two been up to? 1.4326 0.05029 178 119 41 18
183 First time to Mar-a-Lago? 1.4310 0.05366 174 121 31 22
184 I see you've met my 3-year-old. 1.4294 0.05396 170 118 31 21
185 So, can I count on your support? 1.4277 0.04999 173 115 42 16
186 Let me guess...media? 1.4277 0.05196 173 118 36 19
187 Did you send your kid to our school with a peanut butter sandwich? 1.4277 0.05261 173 119 34 20
188 This is how we deal with gate crashers at Mar-a Lago. 1.4260 0.05286 169 116 34 19
189 This is the 'Wine Appreciation' class. 'Bondage for Beginners' is next door. 1.4260 0.05286 169 116 34 19
190 I had to be dragged here too. 1.4235 0.04919 170 112 44 14
191 Can I get you a straw? 1.4235 0.05261 170 117 34 19
192 But don't let me keep you. 1.4226 0.04813 168 109 47 12
193 I bet you two won't make that mistake again. 1.4226 0.04663 168 107 51 10
194 So you two finally decided to tie the knot. 1.4217 0.04927 166 109 44 13
195 Yours, I am afraid, is a pre-existing condition. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
196 I'm enjoying being single. I don't want to be tied down at this point. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
197 So you're not going to the after-party? 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
198 I know they say red wine doesn't go with fish, but would you like a sip? 1.4161 0.05254 161 110 35 16
199 What a relief! I've always wanted a captive audience. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
200 I see I have a captive audience 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
201 At this point, does it really matter, red or white? 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
202 Of course you'll stay for dinner? 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
203 I've noticed you two haven't been mingling. 1.4140 0.05425 157 109 31 17
204 So where do you two see yourselves in the next five minutes? 1.4140 0.04699 157 100 49 8
205 Sorry. The magician we hired had to leave suddenly. 1.4140 0.05115 157 105 39 13
206 No, I can't say I have ever slept with a fish. 1.4140 0.04870 157 102 45 10
207 Darlings, I absolutely didn't expect you. The Gambinos said you wouldn't be coming. 1.4129 0.04911 155 101 44 10
208 Our host thought you might be interested in hearing why I voted for Donald Trump. 1.4118 0.05449 153 106 31 16
209 So what part of "surprise party" don't you understand? 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
210 The important thing is that you showed up. 1.4091 0.05261 154 105 35 14
211 That's amazing. I only lost 6 pounds on it, but my husband wasn't as supportive as yours. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
212 So how exactly did you get here? 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
213 You think that's cutting edge? You should see what Lady Gaga's wearing. 1.4054 0.05898 148 108 20 20
214 Would you like your glass half-empty or half-full? 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
215 What offer did you refuse? 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
216 What type of art are you? 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
217 So now you DO want to hear my screenplay idea? 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
218 I told my husband you were bound to be here. 1.4014 0.04890 147 96 43 8
219 The president assures you that it's standard procedure for all our guests who are members of the press. 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
220 What's the opposite of "cheers"? 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
221 Must you always play the victims? 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
222 Then I met my second husband... 1.3957 0.04637 139 88 47 4
223 Maybe we can split an Uber later? Looks like you're headed toward the East River, too. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
224 Sorry, it's just until I finish telling you about my conversion to Veganism. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
225 Any more thoughts about trying to leave early? 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
226 Its a screwdriver. I thought when you said 'Get me a jackhammer' any tool-themed drink would do. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
227 I couldn't help noticing your shoes. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
228 So, Jan tells me that you had a little trouble with your United flight? 1.3957 0.05921 139 101 21 17
229 Great going away party! 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
230 The wine will go well with the fishes. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
231 Well that's one way to cement a relationship. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
232 Next time don't bring crackers that contain gluten. 1.3864 0.06145 132 98 17 17
233 I love a captive audience. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
234 I see you've embraced the new healthcare plan 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
235 .....and this is why you should never discuss politics. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
236 I realize it's unorthodox, but we have to do something with the people who don't make tenure. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
237 We thought it would be nice to give you a little send off. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
238 So how's the witness protection thing working out? 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
239 Not drinking tonight? 1.3817 0.05882 131 95 22 14
240 I didn't know the Vice President was into performance art. 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
241 You know that's exactly why my husband and I decided we wouldn't sign a prenuptial agreement 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
242 Of course I am still pro life 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
243 Going so soon? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
244 Do you prefer full sunlight or shade? 1.3780 0.05908 127 92 22 13
245 You'll be fine. They're just putting you in the 'High Risk Pool.' 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
246 When did you decide to leave the Witness Protection Program? 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
247 Would you care for some Chardonnay while the concrete sets up? 1.3780 0.05115 127 85 36 6
248 You're merely an outward expression of what we all feel. 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
249 Have to admit I wasn't expecting to get such good advice from members of the outgoing administration! 1.3780 0.05908 127 92 22 13
250 So, how do you two know David? 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
251 Ah, you must be the holdovers from the last Administration. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
252 So, when did you tie the knot? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
253 You must be the couple that offended "you know who" by talking during his toast at tonight's State Dinner. 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
254 Oh yes, we are VERY serious about RSVPs. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
255 But is it art? 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
256 I'm so glad you decided to stay. 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
257 So, you must be the performance artists. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
258 How can you BOTH forget your safe word? 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
259 Oh you'll just love the view of the Brooklyn Bridge from the East River 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
260 Sorry! AllI said was "Chill the whites". 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
261 Looks like you two are going to be in over your heads here tonight. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
262 I feel like a hostage at these events, too. 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
263 Tell me if you've heard this one already... 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
264 Instead of a blindfold taste tasting, we decided to make it more challenging 1.3740 0.05214 123 83 34 6
265 And WHAT dating site did you meet on? 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
266 Those shoes are just to die for! 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
267 Straw? 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
268 Don't move. I'll be right back! 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
269 Just don't stand there - mingle! 1.3719 0.05395 121 83 31 7
270 So, how do you know Tony? 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
271 Oh, come on. Drink up- you only live once. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
272 Well, make yourselves comfortable. 1.3719 0.05134 121 81 35 5
273 Do you have any shellfish allergies? 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
274 I was told if this won't loosen you up, nothing will. 1.3719 0.05134 121 81 35 5
275 This has notes of desperation. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
276 The designated drivers, I presume? 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
277 Don't know what you two said to the boss, but, it looks like you're going places. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
278 Would you like this to go? 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
279 To be honest, I don't want to be here either. 1.3719 0.04858 121 79 39 3
280 Can I get you some water? 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
281 I'll let the Fishes know you've arrived. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
282 I thought you two would hit it off. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
283 I'm going to ask one last time, where is my garden gnome? 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
284 Keep stomping. We need about twenty more glasses. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
285 Let me guess: You both spoke truth to power. 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
286 Of course, all donations are voluntary. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
287 Sorry, your children will not pay the ransom. 1.3644 0.06098 118 87 19 12
288 How's your expose' on the mafia going? 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
289 I'm sorry, but your hands are tied, and our decision is set in stone. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
290 Sorry, the President did not accept your apology. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
291 I can't tell if this is modern art or a hostage situation. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
292 I recommend the white Zin, it goes much better with fish. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
293 Enough about me, what's new with you two? 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
294 A Chenin Blanc will give you more buoyancy. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
295 Planter fascism? 1.3621 0.05923 116 84 22 10
296 Now we'll see how you like double-dipping. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
297 Don't you hate it when someone shows up wearing the same outfit? 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
298 How about a drink to loosen up? 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
299 Would the designated drivers like a teensy sip? 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
300 Wouldn't joining AA be easier? 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
301 I'm not boring you, am I? 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
302 No more wine for you. You're already potted 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
303 So what else is on your bucket list? 1.3596 0.06246 114 85 17 12
304 Small world – my husband was a snitch. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
305 So, what's next on the old bucket list? 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
306 I hear the East River is beautiful this time of year 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
307 Harold, let's get these for the pool! 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
308 Well, I never expected to see you two here. 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
309 Don't worry. Soon you'll be back on the president's good side. 1.3571 0.06324 112 84 16 12
310 Stay here. I'll be right back. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
311 Don't just stand there. Mingle! 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
312 So how do you know Fat Tony? 1.3571 0.06324 112 84 16 12
313 So I hear you two are going to take the plunge! 1.3571 0.06450 112 85 14 13
314 The Friendly Skies would like to comp you with a complimentary beverage 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
315 Just be thankful you didn't come to the blind tasting. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
316 Well, you knew it was a farewell party. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
317 ....so, while Macy's had the right color, the heel was the wrong height, so then I went to DSW.... 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
318 And how do you two know the Sopranos? 1.3545 0.06533 110 84 13 13
319 Well, my life plan is not as concrete as yours. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
320 You must be the two artists about to join the Hudson River School. 1.3545 0.06404 110 83 15 12
321 Looks like you had the same bucket list. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
322 Yes, I would like to hear what's next on your bucket list. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
323 I would offer you a drink, but I see your hands are tied. 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
324 I told you this party was going to be a mob scene! 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
325 You two are on my Bucket list. 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
326 We frown on boxed wine. 1.3545 0.06404 110 83 15 12
327 You'll love the seafood 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
328 Could I at least get you some fresh gags? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
329 So, how long will you be art? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
330 Can I pour some wine down your throat? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
331 Now don't feel like you have to stay. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
332 Leave it to Saint Laurent to use rope and bucket so ironically. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
333 The S&M party was last night. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
334 Since you have nothing to lose, would you mind tasting my drink to see if it's poisoned? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
335 Finally! A captive audience! 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
336 I would have chosen Canada, but I do respect your choice. 1.3486 0.06435 109 83 14 12
337 I almost wore that same dress tonight. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
338 Emma, Colin, I'm sure you didn't mean to skip over my far-superior caption! 1.3465 0.06812 101 78 11 12
339 Love your costumes! Which Russian politicians are you supposed to be? 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
340 So, as House Republican members, did you feel any pressure to vote for the American Health Care Act? 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
341 So, how'd you guys get roped into this party? 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
342 So, what's on your bucket list? 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
343 I guess they are really serious about weeding out the office romances. 1.3429 0.06466 105 80 14 11
344 There you are!! I figured you two were either tied up or planted yourselves in a corner. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
345 I can see you're in a bit of a bind. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
346 Let me get you two a drink. Wait right here. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
347 Jeez, I never thought of doing that for birth control. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
348 Something to drink while the cement sets? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
349 Of course, "free cruise" lends itself to broad interpretation. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
350 Oh, enough about me, I can't wait to hear what you folks have been up to. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
351 You know, if you had mentioned you were "literally" tied up, I wouldn't have insisted. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
352 For what it's worth, I thought having a goodbye party was a bit excessive. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
353 No, no, that's not the way the ice bucket challenge works. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
354 We realize our interview process is a little more challenging than most companies. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
355 So who asked whom to tie the knot? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
356 I would really love to help, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
357 How was your flight? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
358 You should know that not all of us think you're rats. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
359 How is that witness protection program working out? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
360 Now this is what I call a captive audience! 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
361 I'll deny I said this, but your reviews were spot-on. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
362 So you thought "the Fishes" were a couple. 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
363 Thanks for staying. It means a lot. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
364 I'm glad you came. I thought that you two would have a lot in common. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
365 Are you performance art or did you really do something naughty? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
366 I always feel awkward talking to people in your situation. 1.3398 0.05264 103 71 29 3
367 It's always awkward to run into my clients like this. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
368 Maybe next dinner party, you'll bring the dish you were assigned to bring 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
369 Adam, I knew you had met a girl, but you didn't tell me that you had tied the knots. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
370 Let me guess--you voted for Trump, or you hated Hamilton? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
371 I knew you two were bound to show up. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
372 Would you prefer white, it goes better with fish. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
373 You two must be journalists. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
374 I remember my own hazing like it as just yesterday! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
375 Well, my bucket-list is less austere 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
376 I think every cocktail party should have designated listeners. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
377 So you must be the parents of the artist. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
378 So...how are you liking the Houdini Emersion program? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
379 While we wait for the cement to dry, can I get you a straw? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
380 I'm sure it'll blow over. Lord knows, I have my own family problems. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
381 That's precisely why I don't buy shoes online. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
382 Stomp on those grapes faster! Merlot won't make itself! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
383 Do you have a designated diver? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
384 I see you lost the caption contest. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
385 Let me tell you why Hillary should have won... 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
386 Do your best to mingle. 1.3333 0.05177 99 68 29 2
387 I honestly didn't know there was a thirteenth step. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
388 I have read about the Mafia diet, but wanted to wait until after the holidays. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
389 Terribly sorry, but we had run out of sacrifices 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
390 Adding designated listeners to these cocktail parties is such a good idea. 1.3333 0.06580 99 76 13 10
391 So, who's going to be the first volunteer to taste Trumps new brand "Sour Grapes " ? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
392 ...and THEN you can apply for a Green Card? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
393 So how do you know Fat Tony? 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
394 So how do you know the captors? 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
395 Sal tells me you're both informants. 1.3333 0.06580 99 76 13 10
396 ...and the water there is so clear, you can see all the way to the bottom. You'll absolutely love it! 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
397 I've never had such a captive audience. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
398 So you guys must be the designated drivers... 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
399 No, this is the 'Drinking like Fishes' seminar. 'Sleeping with the Fishes' is down the hall. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
400 Well yes, the invitation did say, 'Come as you are.' I am intrigued, however. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
401 I like when I have a captive audience. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
402 You really need to loosen up a bit. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
403 How nice,you're both recovering alcoholics. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
404 I love a captive audience. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
405 Will you be around next week? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
406 It may seem harsh, but we can't have people putting ice cubes in red wine. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
407 Now, isn't this better than sitting on a Grand Jury? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
408 So, you both worked on the Hillary campaign? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
409 Where in Sheepshead Bay--as if I really have to ask. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
410 "I agree! These cocktail parties are pure torture! 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
411 Listen, no one is forcing you to be here. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
412 You appear to have a pre-existing condition. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
413 When Vinny invited me, he never mentioned it was a going away party. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
414 So, how do you know Mr. and Mrs. Corleone? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
415 Welcome to the witness protection program. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
416 Would a straw help? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
417 I guess the Family thinks you two shouldn't get married. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
418 You guys really should walk around and mingle instead of planting yourselves right there. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
419 Still won't talk, eh? Let's see if you can withstand the tedious banter of my party guests. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
420 On behalf of that Mar-a-Lago Initiation Committee - Congratulations for making it this far. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
421 Consider what would happen if we ALL neglected our condo fees! 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
422 I've been noticing that other people seem to be avoiding you. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
423 I'm guessing you're designated? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
424 This is how we torture wine snobs. Now watch me drink this red wine out of a white wine glass. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
425 A drink to loosen you up? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
426 Welcome to Brooklyn. Some things haven't changed. 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
427 I'm not very good at farewell toasts. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
428 Well what did you expect showing up with a Merlot? 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
429 Can I drop you off somewhere after the party? 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
430 You two look like a fun couple! 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
431 I am so sorry about this low tide mix up. Why don't you both stay, mingle, and we'll try throwing you off the pier again in six hours. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
432 "Enjoying the 'going-away-party'? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
433 Well it's very brave of you to show up tonight.... 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
434 I just love how you two do everything together. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
435 The drinks are just to lighten the termination process. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
436 I see you are from the press corps!" 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
437 I heard it was a real mob scene here last night. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
438 Since you'll be having the fish tonight, may I suggest this excellent Sicilian pinot? 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
439 Chapter One "I am born" 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
440 Well, they specifically said "no social media" during the ceremony. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
441 Sorry, the cruise is overbooked. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
442 Have a drink before you head toward the pier. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
443 Now THIS is my kind of parent-teacher conference. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
444 I hope I'm not boring you? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
445 It's so refreshing to actually see someone follow through on their Election Night promises! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
446 May I drop you off? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
447 Lately this place is a mob scene. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
448 I really didn't want to come to this party either. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
449 So what's your safe word? 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
450 The East River IS lovely this time of year. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
451 I think you two are somewhat confused about the ice water challenge. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
452 I'm impressed. The chairman doesn't usually go in for such elaborate send offs. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
453 Oh my. Did I misuse "literally" again? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
454 I knew you were bound to show up. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
455 Bottoms up 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
456 Ahhh...I see I have a captive audience 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
457 I believe the term "invitation only" speaks for itself. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
458 No offense, but I never understood performance art 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
459 Once this little meet and greet is over, the co-op Board will give your application its final review. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
460 So you two met on Snitch.com. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
461 No, of course not. We just need you to hold up the volley ball net. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
462 You must be the Liberals I've heard so much about. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
463 Well, despite that, we still consider ourselves open minded when it comes to Trump supporters. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
464 I hear that you'll be leaving us soon. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
465 Art isn't easy. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
466 I'm just not ready to be tied down. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
467 I hadn't realized you two had tied the knot. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
468 Really, there is no pressure to contribute at these things. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
469 I hear the bottom of the Hudson is beautiful this time of year. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
470 Aren't you going to introduce me to your minus one? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
471 It's called Amway. Have you heard of it? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
472 I respect abstinence, but can't you just say "No thank you"? 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
473 You must be from Jersey? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
474 So you're ready to take the plunge! 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
475 This would have been easier had you RSVPed 'yes'. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
476 Well I see you've met Doug... 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
477 Maybe just try living together first? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
478 I feel like I was forced to attend this party too. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
479 We consider the concrete a pre-existing condition. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
480 I'm just glad I was finally able to bring you two together. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
481 Let's drown your sorrows first. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
482 So tell me again, Senators, how are you going to vote on Trump's new health care plan? 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
483 Thank you for agreeing to listen to a presentation about a fantastic time-share opportunity. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
484 I've always felt one of my gifts is my ability to captivate my audience. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
485 And you must be the S & Ms. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
486 My dears, the theme for tonight's soirée was whodunit, not Houdini. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
487 I understand you can't stay long... 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
488 Hey guys, great going away party. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
489 Can I have a moment of your time? 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
490 Great goodbye party! 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
491 As a "look", I'm not impressed. As an excuse for being late, it just might work. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
492 Did I tell you about my beautiful, creative, wonderful daughter who is climbing Everest to save the environment and ... 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
493 This piece is truly compelling - are you allowed to talk? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
494 Let me guess...you're journalists! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
495 You'll be interested in hearing about my grandson's essay. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
496 Last drink request? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
497 Don't you think you're going a little overboard? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
498 "You will remain there until each of you can say and spell "hors' d'oeuvres" correctly". 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
499 We call this "Two Bucket Chuck". 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
500 One for the Road 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
501 Sorry, the Hoffa tribute was last night. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
502 I was told to untie you only if you will stop talking about your dog. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
503 I know you may think we are going a little overboard here. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
504 Drink like a... sleep with the... I can't remember how it goes, but whatever. Fishes. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
505 Just sit tight, the tide's coming in. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
506 Why? Because we can't have you urinating all over the floor - That's why." 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
507 We have ways of making you small-talk. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
508 I see your excuse of being all tied up tonight didn't get you off the hook. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
509 Would I be too forward if I said I'm into this sort of thing, too? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
510 I see that you ordered Cabernet with the fish. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
511 "The Godfather's party is down the hall". 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
512 Is this your first wine hazing party? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
513 You wanted him. You can have him. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
514 So, you're in concrete. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
515 The invitation said, dress casually, not casualty. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
516 How ever do you take selfies? 1.3012 0.07013 83 66 9 8
517 I hear you're about to take the plunge! 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
518 I'm so awkward at times like this. I know 'bon voyage' doesn't suit, but.... 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
519 I'll never understand conceptual art. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
520 Thank you both for making this fundraiser a success! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
521 How long since you two tied the knot? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
522 I see you've made Mr. Toscani's bucket list. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
523 I admire a couple that does things together. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
524 This party is mobbed, eh? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
525 I admire your restraint. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
526 Don't go away, I'll be right back. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
527 So how did you two meet? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
528 So, I see you two voted against the health care bill. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
529 Before you start your free cruise, a quick question, can we can count on you guys to join our timeshare community today? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
530 Unfortunately, there are some things you just can't unsee 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
531 Thanks for coming, you'd mentioned that you might be all tied up! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
532 So when will the police be done gathering evidence? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
533 This is a party you're bound to enjoy! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
534 Now say you're sorry you cheated on me. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
535 The safe word is 'Trump.' 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
536 I've decided to unfriend you. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
537 You still have a say. Hudson or East River? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
538 I was an intern once. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
539 New at EPA? 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
540 I'd invite you to the after party, but I see you're tied up right now. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
541 It's hard to believe that book reviews are still taken seriously. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
542 I told Bugsy not to bring his work home. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
543 So, let's cement our relationship. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
544 Keep it in the bedroom guys 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
545 Are those boots by Ivanka? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
546 You two ready to take the plunge? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
547 I'd give you a drink but it might make you tipsy. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
548 Sorry, it's the new corporate policy -- no witnesses. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
549 Then you must meet the Flemingtons, they're also in witness protection. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
550 Do you want one more for the river. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
551 Could you smash those grapes a little faster? Big crowd tonight. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
552 Look at it this way.You won't be going through a messy divorce. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
553 Name your poison. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
554 So were you tied up in traffic? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
555 I'm sorry, but the CEO insisted that we needed to can two from our department 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
556 Mom, dad ... thanks for coming. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
557 Are you ready for the most realistic murder mystery dinner ever? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
558 We couldn't let you leave without a toast to your future together! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
559 Betty in H. R. mentioned that you'd be leaving us. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
560 Perhaps you shouldn't have called the Pollack 'a bunch of drizzle'. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
561 Soon you will fully understand the difference between "a drink" and "the drink". 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
562 Are you guys on a bind date? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
563 You never know what'll you'll see at the Met Gala. I've never heard of your designer. Beelzebub, you said? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
564 Well technically this gallery IS under water. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
565 I just love a captive audience! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
566 YOUR going away party, I assume? 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
567 Can I assume this is an involuntary transfer? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
568 The invitation said 'black tie and tails,' not back-tied in pails. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
569 Of course, I'd be happy to drop you off. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
570 As the new Faculty Senate Chair, need I remind you that elections have consequences? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
571 So what else is on your bucket list? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
572 Coming or going? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
573 Now, where were we before you tried to leave? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
574 I'm so glad I convinced you to come. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
575 You're late-- I was beginning to worry. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
576 So where do you two live--you'll pardon the expression. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
577 The 13th step 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
578 Designated drivers I presume? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
579 I just heard; the company's taking us on a river cruise tonight 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
580 I see the two of you have bonded! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
581 I hate it when my boss forces me to go to these mixers. What about you two? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
582 I'm guessing you guys brought the moscato with a screw cap. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
583 Quit whining. Everyone makes sacrifices. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
584 This isn't one of 'those' kind of parties... 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
585 I knew you two would have a lot in common. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
586 Joey's never dealt well with criticism of his Mojitos 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
587 ...and so I said repurpose THIS, you little bastard.. well, anyway, then... 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
588 You look like you could use the drink. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
589 How do you guys know Big Joey? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
590 At least you're honest about not wanting to be here... 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
591 Which airline did you say ................. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
592 We promise there'll be more in next year's budget for Witness Protection. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
593 You're over-trussed. 1.2800 0.07244 75 61 7 7
594 In about 10 minutes we are all heading out to the pool 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
595 Do you get bathroom breaks, or is that what the bucket is for? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
596 We'll miss the life you bring to a party. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
597 I see you're both wearing Carlo Gambino. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
598 So how do you know Mr. Capone? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
599 How often do you need to be watered? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
600 I told you, those co-op boards are simply murder 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
601 Thank you for the generous increase in your pledge. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
602 I'm always uncomfortable at these parties, too. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
603 Oh you'll love Sag Harbor! 1.2740 0.07366 73 60 6 7
604 Remember, you’re representing the existential plight of our upper-middle class. Without being too obvious about it! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
605 Well, at least you're not really missing much. Can you believe they're serving a Chilean merlot? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
606 Now, about that pledge contribution . . . 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
607 It's my party and I'll tie if I want to. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
608 This is our pre-flight training required for all airline passengers now. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
609 "Sally, did you do something new with your hair?! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
610 Welcome to United Airlines. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
611 I gather birth control pills aren't on your insurance plan. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
612 Make America Great again", that's all you said? 1.2740 0.07366 73 60 6 7
613 How else did you think the grapes got crushed? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
614 Make me an offer I can't refuse. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
615 That's the best reason for not drinking I've ever heard. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
616 Please, feel free to mingle. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
617 Well I get it...but nobody else will! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
618 You're not dancing? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
619 This certainly is one way to quit drinking. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
620 On a lighter note, the Italians are also responsible for this wonderful Barolo. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
621 The last stage of introvert immersion therapy is always the hardest. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
622 But enough about me—tell me about yourselves. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
623 I just love a captive audience! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
624 So , you're scientists? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
625 And don't go whining to H.R. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
626 You've really nailed this year's Met Gala theme. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
627 So avant-garde. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
628 So, it's a metaphor for your emotional unavailability? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
629 So where do you two live--if you'll pardon the expression? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
630 I heard the abyss is lovely this time of year. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
631 So, do you think Witness Protection would have been a better choice? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
632 Speaking of micro-apartments, how do you find living in a pot? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
633 Have a drink, it'll loosen you up. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
634 Did you guys just get bumped from your flight! 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
635 Okay -do you promise in future not to hold the glass by the stem, swirl the wine and comment on the bouquet? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
636 In five minutes, only the wine will be breathing. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
637 And there's one more surprise coming! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
638 I know it seems harsh but your grape stomping has produced a below average Pinot 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
639 Last chance. What's the vintage? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
640 I feel like you guys don't want to be here. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
641 You know, divorce no longer has the stigma it once did.... 1.2676 0.07495 71 59 5 7
642 Again, Thank you for investing with us, did you have any other questions? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
643 Are you life imitating art? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
644 I assume you got roped into this. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
645 I'm having a terrific time at your Going Away party! 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
646 I would like to see you two mingle a little more... 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
647 Tieing one on seems oddly appropriate. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
648 You're the parents, I assume? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
649 Yeah, I've heard the witness protection program isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
650 May I offer you a cyanide? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
651 The exhibits at the MoMA really are life-like. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
652 How about one for the drink? 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
653 Fortunately, you only have to sleep with the Fishers. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
654 Your soaking in it. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
655 Hey, that's great. We're having fish for dinner tonight too. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
656 I did the Ice Bucket Challenge but this is going too far 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
657 It's a classic Merlot, but the aroma has notes of chocolate, strawberry and East River. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
658 I'm having so much fun I could just stand here and talk with you guys forever.... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
659 Stop me if you'very heard this before, but... 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
660 You could have just called and told me you had another engagement. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
661 "Your lives sound fascinating! The worst thing I've ever done is to not tip my waiter". 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
662 Sorry, we're a bit tied up at the moment. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
663 Oh! We have a partial view of the river and it's just lovely. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
664 One straw or two? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
665 So, where do you go from here? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
666 Are you Art? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
667 Tell me, which of the 12 steps is this one? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
668 Concrete or cement? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
669 Charles and Suzanne! I knew you were bound to come. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
670 So, how do you two know Vinnie? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
671 I don't care for the concept but the execution is breathtaking. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
672 You two really take Charades seriously. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
673 You're right. Sometimes you just need to get out of your comfort zone. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
674 The one that correctly identified the raspberry notes on the finish will survive 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
675 Then it is true when they say "There's someone for everyone." 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
676 What a wonderful party! Thank you for hostaging. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
677 So glad you could fit us in before your other commitment. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
678 And....you will be forced to drink this very inferior Merlot. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
679 I see you met the other side of the family. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
680 So, Tony tells me you two plan to swim with the fishes! I just love to snorkel myself... 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
681 Well look what the tide dragged in. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
682 Thanks, but I'm not into threesomes. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
683 You swallowed during the tasting, didn't you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
684 ...and that's where I got the idea for my new lecture series 'How to Maintain a Captive Audience'. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
685 I thought you two kids should meet while you still had time. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
686 You must be the ones with pre-existing conditions. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
687 I hope we haven't inconvenienced you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
688 Welcome to the party! Looks like somebody has already taken care of you. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
689 Even so, it was brave of you to leak Trump's tax returns. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
690 We have reached a consensus. It's white wine when you eat fish and red wine when fish eat you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
691 Let's drown your sorrows first and then take it from there. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
692 Are you two together? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
693 There's a special hell for vinophobics like you. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
694 Would you like two straws? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
695 Finally, somebody who's willing to talk! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
696 I ordered perennials. Not Millennials. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
697 I knew you were bound to show up. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
698 Sure I can't drop you off somewhere? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
699 These parties are impossible to leave. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
700 I think The Sopranos was totally unrealistic, don't you? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
701 From now on every time I pass a potted plant I will imagine hearing sobs of loneliness and unfulfilled potential. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
702 So, what part of 'Spoilers get stitches and end up in ditches' did you not understand? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
703 It's too bad the lethal drugs expired. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
704 I thought you weren't coming because you were tied up. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
705 "Oh my dears! Where did you get that fabulous rope?! 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
706 Can I get your keys? You're blocking me in. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
707 Isn't it exciting? You have been selected to participate in the President's new cost saving health care plan! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
708 On the bright side-- you are not Sean Spicer. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
709 When she said attendance was mandatory I assumed she was joking. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
710 I hope you're not too drunk to dive. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
711 Are you represented? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
712 I like being tied up, too, but what's with the buckets? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
713 You could've just told me you were too tied up to come. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
714 As I was saying, before you rudely interrupted me... 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
715 Darlings, the committee loved your first installation. We see almost no problem with continuing your funding. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
716 Luigi says you'll be sleeping with the fishes. I swam with the dolphins once. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
717 Do you know the Jenkins'? They're in the East River. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
718 You just can't laugh during a Jeff Sessions misrepresentation. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
719 Never mind that; you're here now. What can I get you? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
720 The bonds of marriage are not on my bucket list 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
721 This art piece looks too realistic, or am I drunk? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
722 The poison or marriage, your choice. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
723 I learned a long time ago not to take a captive audience for granted. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
724 Just be careful around the pool. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
725 You gave yourselves away when he said "bigly." 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
726 Which do you want to hear about, my wine tasting class, CrossFit, or my newfound vegan lifestyle? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
727 They don't call my hubby Tommy "Two Buckets" Balboni for nothing. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
728 Our initiation rites predate the Revolutionary War. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
729 I think small talk requires a captive audience; don't you? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
730 So, what do performance artists do exactly? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
731 Typical male! Has to have a bigger bigger bucket! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
732 I see you've met my Uncle Vito. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
733 You display such restraint. Impressive in this market. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
734 Well, technically this is a concrete solution for the school board. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
735 A few good sips might loosen you up, but I can tell you're already potted. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
736 How was that move to New Jersey? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
737 Welcome to the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner. You must be with CBS? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
738 ...and that is how I think he will make America great again. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
739 The upside of dealing with Italians is there wine. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
740 ... except you have to do it backwards, in high heels, in a bucket, and with two lengths of rope tying your legs together. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
741 I still think it's rude to arrive so late. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
742 It's always a pleasure to meet my husband's business associates. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
743 So I heard you guys are going to be in Lake Tahoe. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
744 First, let me tell you all about my day. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
745 Not to worry, most couples feel like this the night before the wedding. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
746 I'm sure you share my concern about rising ocean levels. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
747 Yes, of course I know Fat Tony, but what did he mean by 'a fate worse than death'? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
748 Bon Voyage 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
749 Can I get you anything while Joey's bringing the car around? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
750 Well, this conversation has been simply captivating. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
751 Would you like two straws? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
752 'So, you must be the two they roped in to do the grape crush this year.' 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
753 How restrictive is the new diet? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
754 And me? Oh, I'm just moving to Canada. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
755 I promise. Next time we'll RSVP. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
756 Good news. We've arranged for express drop-off. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
757 I do SO love a captive audience. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
758 My wife roped me into this. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
759 I admire that you're both bound and determined to stand your ground. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
760 Cheers! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
761 All finished, have fun at prom! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
762 I thought you meant you were tied up in traffic. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
763 Performance art or low tip for the valet? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
764 You really should try to mingle. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
765 Speaking of vacations, you two going to the lake this summer? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
766 It's the standard punishment for people who use the words 'bucket list'. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
767 I'll drink this myself, since you're already potted. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
768 I'd untie you, but we promised to leave the space exactly as we found it. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
769 Well, if you hadn't whined about the wine... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
770 Have this drink. You look a little pale. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
771 Here's a fun game. Do you think this glass is half full or half empty" 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
772 So glad you could come. By the way, you'll be our entertainment later. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
773 I notice you're not really mingling. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
774 Leaving so soon? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
775 Oh, good, it looks like you were able to clear room in your busy schedules after all. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
776 Anyway, I won't keep you much longer 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
777 Are you just for display or could I buy you? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
778 Finally taking the plunge? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
779 You're lucky. Some people wait years for a transplant. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
780 These ice-breakers are just torture aren't they? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
781 Aren't you irked that he's less tied than you? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
782 I was so looking forward to seeing you at my soiree next Friday... are you sure you won't be able to attend? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
783 I heard the after party will be a splash. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
784 No, you don't need to call the Police. We are a sculpture by Rhue Von Ballinger and part of today's gallery exhibit. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
785 I don't understand why you people don't just do something to help yourself. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
786 I have to say that was an unusual wedding ceremony. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
787 Did you have any trouble finding the place? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
788 Any further comments about our cabernet's lack of "legs?" 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
789 To remove concrete, soak the shoes in cold water with salt and vinegar. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
790 We think of junior board members like potted plants 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
791 So glad you came! Did you have any trouble getting here? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
792 This Zinfandel goes well with the fishes 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
793 I have some ideas on how your heirs can avoid probate. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
794 You must be the Houdinis. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
795 Actually, to be honest, when you said you were going to be late because you were tied up I thought you were just making excuses. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
796 It looks like things are getting serious between you two. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
797 I have to ask because it's bothering me.... Were you here last week? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
798 Think of it as exploring the tension between the abstract and the concrete. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
799 Till depth do you part . 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
800 I've heard that Lake Michigan is lovely this time of year. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
801 I warned you it was an aggressive little wine. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
802 Would you like a straw? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
803 The host found out you were Republicans? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
804 Before you go, would you like a sip of a fair but firm pinot noir? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
805 I don't think so. I would have remembered. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
806 I call this piece "Nasty critics at my gallery opening.". Now, I'll call you an Uber." 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
807 I see you're already potted. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
808 Harvey and I are still working on our bucket list. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
809 Yeah, work's been dragging me down lately, too. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
810 If you don't want to donate to the foundation, just say so. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
811 At least the higher-ups kept you two on as office plants. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
812 I hope you know its wine and dine. Not wine and twine. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
813 My husband said to give you two shots and a splash. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
814 Yes, you can upgrade to an Orrefors bucket filled with hand-selected Amazon river stone. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
815 Critics of my art often fail the buoyancy challenge. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
816 Unfortunately, we don't have any straws. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
817 It's a wine tasting, I'm supposed to spit into the bucket... 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
818 I believe in staying positive. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
819 What a lovely going-away party! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
820 You don't know what "bucket-list" means, do you? 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
821 At least you won't need health insurance. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
822 And how'd you two meet? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
823 I would offer you this drink, but I see your hands are tied. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
824 You're carrying your AA pledges a bit far. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
825 Next time you should bring a better bottle of wine. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
826 I love talking to a captive audience! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
827 I simply had to have you two on my bucket list. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
828 Rumor has it that you're both ready to take the plunge. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
829 I'll be your somolinetrex this evening. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
830 So what're you guys doing later? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
831 It's inspiring to see you suffer for your art. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
832 Can I get you a Beer Helmet? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
833 It looks like you are having a rough evening. May I get you a drink? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
834 Two shots and a splash? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
835 We've run out of straws. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
836 You're an interesting couple. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
837 So who do you know in the mob? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
838 You don't have to worry until the guy with a bag of cement shows up. Until then, enjoy. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
839 I warned you this cocktail party would be torture! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
840 I know just what you mean: I often feel trapped at parties, too. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
841 I’ve held you both hostage long enough. You should mingle. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
842 It's a slight variation of the blind taste test. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
843 And you will stay here until you can taste the difference between a Zinfandel and a Pinot. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
844 Now that I have your attention, the reasons that I voted for Donald Trump are . . . 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
845 So, how did you meet? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
846 I don't want to be here either. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
847 I prefer a captive audience 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
848 You must be the Irish-Italian dance instructors. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
849 Ah, President Trump's cabinet has arrived. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
850 Here's to cementing our friendship. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
851 Consider yourselves lucky: you should see the line for the toilet. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
852 What part of mandatory don't you understand? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
853 You're being very good sports. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
854 Congratulations! You two have won the draw for a surprise visit to the East River. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
855 Those shoes are to die for. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
856 Cheers, Emma and Colin. Mr. Mankoff said it'll take some getting used to, but you'll figure it out soon enough. Probably. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
857 Now that I have your undivided attention. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
858 Yeah, my IRA has some pretty stiff penalties for early withdrawals, too. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
859 One last chance: It's merlot or the East River. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
860 Don't Brad and Kate just throw the best immersion therapy parties? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
861 I suppose we'll be holding your exit interviews right here. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
862 And next I have for you an au verre you can't refuse. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
863 I once hit rock bottom too. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
864 I respect your courage in supporting a third party candidate 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
865 I'd offer you a glass of wine but it appears we're ready to load you onto the truck. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
866 You won't have a problem with this job. The pool is only 3 feet deep. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
867 This is one heckuva going away party. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
868 Last time you criticize the president, Mr. Will. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
869 But enough about me. How do you know the Sopranos? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
870 We're clearing out the swamp to make room for the cesspool. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
871 Having a captive audience has vastly improved my cocktail party experience. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
872 Best going away party ever. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
873 Only if you stop telling us why you voted for Hillary. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
874 I'm also trying to quit drinking. I just have no self control. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
875 I'm so glad we could take the weight off your shoulders. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
876 I can't tell you that. You obviously can't keep a secret. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
877 You know, those shoes really do make the outfit. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
878 I'd offer you two a drink but it looks like you're already potted. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
879 I'm feeling ... early American witchcraft ... cum colonial/corporate greed ... cum post modern existential malaise. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
880 For Here or to Go? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
881 Welcome to The Harry Houdini Temperance League ... we follow a one-step program here. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
882 You are taking this bucket list a little too far. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
883 We bring out the best for our farewell parties... 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
884 Yes, you are the only Trump supporters here. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
885 You must be the two that ordered the red wine with fish... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
886 I'm glad you made it to the party even though you guys said you were all tied up. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
887 Ordinarily, one wouldn't wear cement at this time of year. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
888 Already potted, huh? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
889 You know toenail fungus doesn't have the stigma it once had. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
890 Congratulations, but I have a different idea of a bucket list. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
891 Can I get you something to unwind? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
892 Well, you two certainly embraced that "for better or for worse" thing. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
893 Art? Or fish bait? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
894 This party's a hit. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
895 Which would you prefer for drowning -- tap or bottled? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
896 Structured settlement? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
897 All couples dress alike. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
898 Rich, fruity, with just a hint of punishment. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
899 My husband I separated last week, but enough about me, how did you two meet? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
900 "Please mingle...I don't want to tie you up all evening". 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
901 Hi I'm Mable , I'm a dystopian. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
902 That's not quite how we do the ice bucket challenge. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
903 The Pinot Gris goes well with fish. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
904 I'm reading a book called "The Secret," about positive thinking and the law of attraction. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
905 This is the best going away party I've ever been to. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
906 Have you seen the pool? It'll take your breath away. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
907 You had your chance to accept a voucher on a future cruise. Now we need your cabin for our employees. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
908 Three-Finger Tommy throws the best parties, doesn't he? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
909 Yes, that's quick-set cement. Why do you ask? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
910 Were you able to infiltrate the Trump rally? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
911 Would you like a drink, or are you already potted? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
912 I don't know anyone else at this party. I hope you don't mind. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
913 You shouldn't have told us you voted for him. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
914 Here, this will help you get through it. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
915 It's probably a good idea to keep your political views to yourselves, these days. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
916 We do try to add a cordial sophistication to our executions. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
917 We didn't really want to come to this party, but our hands were tied. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
918 What a coincidence! My husband and I are in concrete, as well. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
919 Well, it sure looks like an effective alternative to AA. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
920 I think you can be the kind of couple that stays deeply committed. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
921 I wish I could lay off the drinks and hors d'oeuvres like you guys. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
922 Don't ya just hate going away parties? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
923 You look like you're dying for something wet. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
924 Did you really think you could have gotten away with bringing that boxed stuff AND Velveeta?! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
925 Try the Chardonnay--it goes better with fish. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
926 So... what brings you to Mar-A-Lago? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
927 Well if it keeps you from overeating, good for you. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
928 The East River is marvelous this time of year 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
929 So, you intend to join a restricted club? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
930 Did I hear you're going away? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
931 Wait, you just flew back on WHICH airline? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
932 I'll never understand modern art. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
933 Oh well you know, these company mixers are always a little awkward. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
934 Talk, or the Pinot goes in the bucket.... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
935 What flight were you on? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
936 It's a softer red. It goes well with fish. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
937 It's nothing personal - we're just draining the swamp of Democrats. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
938 No invitation? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
939 We take double dipping very seriously. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
940 So, when are you two going to take the plunge and finally tie the knot? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
941 So what happened after you told your boss you hate networking events? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
942 So how did you two get roped into coming to this party? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
943 Now that I have your attention... 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
944 I so enjoy having a captive audience. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
945 And it's rich in antioxidants for long life. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
946 Now do I have your full attention? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
947 You must be Democrats. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
948 Next time bring better wine. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
949 Hazing is an important part of our corporate culture. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
950 Which part of the 12 step program is this? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
951 You must be the designated divers. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
952 Let me tell you about MY day. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
953 It's such a pity that your applications to the witness protection program were delayed. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
954 While they felt flattered to be the honored guests at the mob's second annual "Swimming with the Fishes Gala," the Fazios still found it hard to really relax and enjoy it. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
955 Did you forget each other's safe word? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
956 R&D always suspected you were plants. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
957 Your health plan has significant restrictions, but does include a free glass of wine. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
958 What was it exactly that you said to the Don? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
959 I had this dream last night. I was wearing brown slacks - or were they tan? - no, brown - hold on, maybe they were bluuuue... 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
960 Is this performance art or couple therapy? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
961 Enough about me. Have I told you about my cat? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
962 Only fools praise French wine at a Mafia wine tasting. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
963 I admire your self-restraints. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
964 I feel so badly for you. Say... Do you guys still have that rent control apt. in Manhattan? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
965 I don't care what you say. Your pre-existing condition is not my problem. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
966 Wow this really is social torture! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
967 I'm sure it was an innocent bookkeeping error. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
968 You must be the couple that didn't RSVP. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
969 And the only difference is that the woman's pail is shorter? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
970 I understand Vito's grades will be improving this term. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
971 Let's toast to your new life together. I'm a divorce attorney if you need me. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
972 I call it "First 100 Days." 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
973 Stomp a little longer, I'm not quite getting the tang I was hoping for. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
974 So Canada said no to your immigration application? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
975 We find that cocktails make the exit interviews much more pleasant 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
976 So how do you like being teachers? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
977 You must be the last 2 of the Obama administration 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
978 Well, you had to be Democrats. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
979 Have you ever just considered moving to Canada? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
980 You ditched me at the last party, didn't you? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
981 In Chicago, some things never change. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
982 Oh, that silly Tony. He's gone and mixed up the Guest List and the Death List again! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
983 Actually, the Club’s initiation process is just a notch above hazing. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
984 Sorry to see you go... 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
985 Oh, my! Vera, come see this contemporary repartee on American Gothic… 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
986 Compliments of the couple on the wall. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
987 Your last chance! Will you like me on Facebook? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
988 Are you the deplorables? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
989 Welcome to our Badaboom's yacht party. The main course is seafood... if you get ny drift. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
990 Have you ever heard of single premium life? Because I think that really could be the ticket for you. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
991 Who knew this party would be a hit? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
992 Don't worry, you'll grow out of it. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
993 I just don't get contemporary art. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
994 It was the only way we could guarantee your party remained a surprise. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
995 I would offer you a drink, but I see you are tied up at the moment. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
996 I'm sorry you won't be able to join us for dinner later. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
997 My therapist says I'm stuck, too. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
998 But enough about me-- go mingle! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
999 Now that I've got you, let me tell you all about my cat's intestinal problems. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1000 It's an off-vintage for Bordeaux. Trust me, you'd hate it. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1001 Our administration's hazing is a friendlier form of waterboarding. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1002 Charles tells me you swim with fishes. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1003 Does this mean you two are back together again? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1004 Well hello, I'd heard you two weren't free tonight. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1005 Let's just say you're toast! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1006 I'm guessing this wasn't on your bucket list. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1007 That's the only way I would be able to stop drinking. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1008 So I'm guessing you didn't got the memo on disagreeing with the new administration's policies? 1.2182 0.08078 55 48 2 5
1009 So why were you two running late? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1010 We don't add the concrete until you're done squashing the grapes. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1011 This campus welcomes conservative speakers. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1012 If the first twelve steps fail, we guarantee the thirteenth will work. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1013 Well that explains the dead fish! I thought it was just a bad caterer. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1014 I know, dears. But what would you do with un-tenured faculty? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1015 You two should make quite a splash at the after-party. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1016 This is best, because you won't have to appear at any congressional hearing. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1017 I can't let you drink without a designated diver. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
1018 May I tell you more about this time-share opportunity? 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1019 It is supposed to breathe for a few minutes... 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1020 So, that's my summer travel plans. How about you? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1021 You'll have to excuse Peter, he just finished a Sopranos marathon. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1022 So how do you two know Guido? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1023 My husband will drop you off. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1024 I see you have another party to go to. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1025 I hear you two are ready to take the plunge. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1026 Those shoes are to die for. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1027 I see that you are only on step 3. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1028 At last, someone who will listen! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1029 This wine pairs well with fish... 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1030 Your first Live Art exhibit? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1031 Welcome to the Soprano's cast party. Vinny will give you a ride home. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1032 This wine is to die for. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1033 This one should pair nicely with the fishes. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1034 Was this on your bucket list? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1035 I recall I was held hostage once... 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
1036 Oh come on, give me a hug. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1037 Goodness, and I thought I needed a cocktail this evening. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1038 It looks mildly intriguing, but I'm over my 50 Shades of Grey phase. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1039 I understand you two are on loan from the mob. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1040 Thanks for coming. I'll have Guido drop you off on his way home. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1041 So, what brings you here? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1042 I hear you've cemented your relationship 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1043 Finally, someone who will listen to my vacation highlights! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1044 Can I drop you off somewhere? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1045 Have you reconsidered our time share offer? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1046 If you're tied up, I can get the next round. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1047 We felt a going away party was appropriate. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1048 I would ask if the boss drug you here kicking and screaming, but it looks more like you just dropped in... 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1049 You knew there would be consequences for serving red wine with fish. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1050 We refused to drink the Kool-Aid. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1051 But enough about me, what's new in your lives? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1052 Is this the last item on your bucket list? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1053 I'm going to have to stop you here. I'm not comfortable where this conversation is going. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1054 Who knew the ice-bucket challenge would go this far? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1055 No, you won't go in the river. I'll just bore you to death. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1056 Well, everyone else knew to bring a hostess gift. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1057 Happy to help; white or red? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1058 And I thought I was potted. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1059 You two have made my bucket list. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1060 Welcome to the mafia mixer for new snitches 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1061 Which wine do you like with fish? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1062 So, I hear you've joined that new East River fitness club. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1063 You'll be fine -- just don't swallow! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1064 No pressure Emma and Colin.... still a few days till deadline. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1065 Love the shoes! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1066 How you are getting out of here? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1067 I see that your friendship has been cemented! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1068 And that's why we are so late. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1069 As you've gathered, the club's initiation process is quite strict. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1070 So how do you know the Fishes? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1071 That sounds fascinating - is it anything like swimming with dolphins? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1072 You guys must be the death of the party. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1073 Did you get a chance to try the shrimp? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1074 My condolences on the loss of all your hopes and dreams. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1075 Who gets the hemlock mojito? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1076 "For what it's worth, I love your shoes"! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1077 We chill the people, not the wine. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1078 I just want to thank you for volunteering tonight to be the designated drivers . 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1079 I wouldn't have come to this party if I'd known it was going to be such a mob scene. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1080 Realism has gotten so... real. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1081 Rocco said something about showing you guys our riverfront area. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1082 So tell me, which of my pieces did you like best? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1083 First one to cross the finish line gets the job. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1084 And the one who most accurately identifies the varietal will not go into the river. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1085 Aren't those shoes killing you? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1086 It was wonderful talking to you. Have a great day. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1087 The pool is out back. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1088 And United lost your luggage, too? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1089 I'd throw this wine in your face for effect but it's a 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1090 And that's why I struggle with contemporary art. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1091 ... and our youngest, Mary, was just named student of the month, and ... 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1092 Boy, you two look like you need to loosen up and unwind. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1093 Welcome to Day Two of aversion therapy. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1094 But on a first date? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1095 ...and two years ago I had this outbreak of hives... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1096 Vinnie tells me you are about to take a long trip out to sea... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1097 I don't think that is how the ice bucket challenge works! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1098 Could I have your drink tickets? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1099 Oh, dear. Have I been talking too much? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1100 If you really wanted to make a statement, you should be wearing blindfolds. Just sayin'. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1101 Isn't Lent over? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1102 I know this is no fun, but great art is never easy... 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1103 My bucket list, my rules. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1104 How are you finding this year's parent-teacher conference? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1105 Just think of this as a concrete token of our esteem. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1106 I hope I didn't strongarm you too much. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1107 I guess you two'll be sticking around for awhile? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1108 Feel free to leave. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1109 Really, couples shock therapy? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1110 Sorry but we have spoken to you before about bringing oaky chardonnay. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1111 So whose bucket list are you on? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1112 This is wrong. You shouldn't be horribly punished like this just for voting for Trump. Hm. On second thought, yes you should. Bon Voyage! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1113 As soon as the cement hardens you will embark on your complementary cruise. Meanwhile, enjoy the festive atmosphere. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1114 Anti-potted plants is it? Well I'm supporting grape workers- you want to bet who helps their cause more tonight. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1115 I hear you've gone dormant until the next administration. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1116 Look, you two, you promised me you'd try to mingle more this time. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1117 Week 1 at the center for cellphone rehab 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1118 Marvelous use of negative space. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1119 You guys met on Mafia.Com, right? 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1120 Personally, I'd legalize pot. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1121 Let me show you our new private dock. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1122 With your pre-existing conditions, you will enjoy this affordable treatment with Trumpcare. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1123 I'm glad to see you're exercising some restraint at our party. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1124 Being tied up at an art opening has always been on our bucket list. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1125 So you're both having a drink with Big Vinny afterward the party? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1126 Congratulations on tying the knot. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1127 Fortunately we got out of journalism before the change in administrations. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1128 I just know you'll love the dip "I can't wait for you to try the dip. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1129 So, any concrete plans for the weekend? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1130 So, how long have you known Luca? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1131 I find these wine and cheese events torturous as well. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1132 Really? You used the same excuse for being late to you niece's bat mitzvah. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1133 It was so kind of you to stop my on your way to getting whacked! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1134 I understand you're the folks who won the double dare contest. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1135 Are you staying for the boat ride? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1136 I see you two were bound to attend this opening. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1137 Is the elevator working again? Or did you hop up? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1138 I suppose you think I drink like the fishes. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1139 That may keep you from drinking, but what about the Twelve Steps? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1140 Can I call you an Uber? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1141 So what part of the Hamptons are they dumping you at? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1142 So how much did he pay you for that forged Picasso? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1143 What a wonderful opportunity for me to tell you about my recent surgery. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1144 I agree. People forget you so much faster when there's no tombstone. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1145 Tough audit? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1146 Maybe next time you'll return the RSVP card. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1147 Even though you got roped into this, it will cement your relationship. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1148 Been there. Done that. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1149 Sorry. This is a no smoking cruise. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1150 Ever since Trump, the East River has become so unfashionable. You'll love the Hudson. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1151 So we're on your bucket list? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1152 I thought this happened only in the movies. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1153 You are NOT stick in the muds! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1154 Anyways, how are the kids? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1155 I'll bet this wasn't on your bucket list. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1156 We've decided to live metaphorically. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1157 The sommalier's decisions are final. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1158 Say Hi to Vito for me. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1159 First rule of living in the Big Apple: don't snitch on the mafia. Second rule… ditto. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1160 Still, it's good of him to throw a Bon Voyage party. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1161 It's not that you wouldn't be a marvelous addition to my collection, it's just I have no idea where I'd put you. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1162 Now that I have you here, I'd like to talk to you about a major donation to the museum. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1163 A nice sicilian red to mark the occasion? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1164 It's better than being tongue-tied. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1165 Who ordered the float? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1166 Your on someone's bucket list 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1167 This will set you free. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1168 You will taste this wine and you will give it 92 points. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1169 What exactly do bed bugs in the lobby couches have to do with me, Brad? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1170 You will find our wine tasting is a bit different than most ... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1171 Pardon me, but are you really art? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1172 And then she said...I'm not boring you am I? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1173 You're right. This wine is to die for. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1174 What happened to your hair? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1175 So I see you have voiced your opinion at liberal party? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1176 I know the feeling -- when Schwarzenegger won in 2003, I had to dye my hair green. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1177 You're not leaving are you? 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1178 Is this interactive art?! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1179 On behalf of Make-A-Wish, I welcome you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1180 So you are the pair who hacked Wine Spectator! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1181 How's your immersion therapy going? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1182 Are you sure the party doesn't want you running again Hillary and Tim? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1183 Welcome to Snitch Hell. Glass of box wine? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1184 That still sounds like more fun than the Circle Line. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1185 I feel the same way at these things. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1186 Welcome to your first Parent Volunteer Committee meeting. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1187 Honestly, I didn't think you would accept my invitation. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1188 These conferences are just torture, don't you think? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1189 No! I said you if you get tied up, I'll pick up the ICE bucket stand 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1190 Is this your first visit to the East River? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1191 I think you two just need to get away. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1192 Keep stomping, Bob needs a refill. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1193 It's called The Titanic Ultimate Escape Room... Fantastic experience! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1194 At "Going Out in Style", we use only the finest artisinal concrete curing techniques and antique buckets that best match your accessories. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1195 You must be the Untitleds... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1196 What are you doing after the party? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1197 Welcome to United Airlines pre-boarding compliance and cavity search happy-hour, I see you may be flying standby with us today! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1198 I guess it was a rough flight. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1199 I confess I've felt out of place from time to time. How about you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1200 Heard you've been tied up and in some hot water, but I'm still glad you could be here. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1201 We took a vote and it was this or Cards Against Humanity. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1202 Stay right there. I've got someone you just have to meet. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1203 They gave you an offer; You refused! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1204 I've been authorized to quadruple our offer to buy your life insurance policies. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1205 Now, about that raise 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1206 So, what did Mr. Coppola think of your review of his wine? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1207 Socially awkward. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1208 We haven't met. You must be the Houdinis. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1209 Where are my manners? Would like to smell the Shiraz? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1210 ...and that's when I realized it would make a great app. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1211 Never crash a Mafia party! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1212 So that's my bucket list. How about you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1213 Ready to reconsider your criticism of Trump? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1214 Oh and have you seen our new swimming pool? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1215 Congratulations on your sobriety. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1216 I find this Beaujolais pairs well with sea water 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1217 Rumor has it you weren't very cooperative. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1218 I can offer you a glass of wine to make up for any inconvenience we may have caused. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1219 "Sleeping with the fishes" actually sounds very relaxing. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1220 Did you know that climate change can cause a rise in sea level? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1221 So you'll be joining us on the evening cruise? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1222 Is 'Don't just stand there. We've been mugged!' part of the artist's conceptualism? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1223 I hear you two will be swimming with the fishes. How exotic! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1224 Sorry, but the others did not appreciate your bringing 2Buck Chuck to the vintage of the century tasting. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1225 In hindsight, the VIP package was a good value for money. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1226 When I invited you, you said you were all tied up tonight and lo and behold, here you are! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1227 I guess you'll be going into the high-risk pool? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1228 I can't speak to the artistic merit, but you're much more interesting to talk to than the other installations. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1229 And when we're done with drinks we'll pour the cement and drop you in the pool. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1230 So which one of you will be handling the Best Picture envelope this year? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1231 In my day it was a scarlet letter. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1232 You must be doing the new ICE bucket protest. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1233 Tell me again what it was that you said to the winemaker about his wine? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1234 Let me be the last to say bon voyage! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1235 A major network is interested. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1236 Congratulations, I hear you're now part of the Permanent Collection. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1237 Just a few more of these and you won't feel a thing... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1238 So this party was on your bucket list? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1239 I've also memorized Part One of Atlas Shrugged--I'm sure you'd like to hear that too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1240 So your boss made you come to this party? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1241 It's a treatment modality for what? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1242 So, AA didn't work for you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1243 I'm glad I'm not in your shoes 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1244 I see you're in the one-step program. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1245 Oh my goodness, this installation is the most lifelike one in the show. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1246 I give up. Does it sound like Nantucket? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1247 This is not the way to cement your relationship. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1248 I didn't know it was so hard to be the designated driver. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1249 I see you tied the knot before you kicked the bucket . 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1250 Ah. You must be Tony's new accounting team. How's it going? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1251 The pleasure was mine. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1252 Listen to me! I haven't talked this much in years. Must be the wine! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1253 Some wine before we board the boat? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1254 Perhaps you didn't get my messages: I said I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1255 Considering this is your first affair, you're showing great restraint! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1256 No, this is the Rosen bar mitzvah. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1257 I'm in acquisitions. So, what did you do? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1258 Now that I have your undivided attention. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1259 I see you're wearing Tony Soprano 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1260 What did you put on your bucket list? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1261 Would you like a drink before we throw you overboard? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1262 Wait a second, yes I do! Last year's office party at Comet Ping Pong! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1263 The stakes at these fundraisers just keep getting higher, don’t they? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1264 You performance artists are so captivating. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1265 Until you can identify the Malbec, you'll remain here. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1266 You must be the new donors 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1267 So, you worked for the previous administration? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1268 Must be your first time at Club Masochist? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1269 Don't worry. The mob only does that to people in cartoons. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1270 Well I see you have decided to tie the knot! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1271 I'm sorry you voted for Trump, but now its payback time. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1272 You crushed these grapes yourself?! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1273 Say, "Please". 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1274 The diet is working, both of you look great! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1275 Try the chardonnay...it goes well with fish. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1276 It's called the mafia diet and it really works! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1277 So then I told my shrink that most people won't let me speak to them for long. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1278 I guess "toast" has taken on a different meaning. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1279 It's called the icebreaker challenge. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1280 Bucket list? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1281 Friends don't let friends drive drunk. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1282 Next time wash your feet before you crush the grapes! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1283 Let me tell you about my first colonoscopy prep....... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1284 I'm going to suggest we skip the next networking exercise on "working the room". 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1285 I'll untie you if you admit ice and red wine are non-sympatico. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1286 Christ, what an asshole. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1287 So, you mean AA has a 13th step? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1288 No, this is terminal one. Delta Airlines is terminal two. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1289 Oh, I'm so sorry the club rejected your membership, but you know it only takes one negative vote and we dump you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1290 I understand you each have a pre- existing condition? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1291 This must be the last number on your bucket list. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1292 I'm feeling a little potted myself. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1293 . . . So that's what's wrong with my life. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1294 You must be the folks with the art bidding addiction. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1295 The ice bucket challenge never appealed to me. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1296 What are you doing after the party? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1297 any regrets with your voting choices?? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1298 A cure for restless leg syndrome, smoking and drinking? How's it working for you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1299 Just a small gathering to welcome you to the co-op, the board seemed very impressed. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1300 Can I get you anything.? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1301 Please, you'll have to forgive the restraints. But there's a rumor circulating that you're both Middle Class homeowners with student loan debt? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1302 Pairs well, but a rough finish. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1303 Oh, don't be so selfish. A lot of people would die to be thrown into the Hudson right now. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1304 The first party as a vegan is the hardest! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1305 So, how was your trip? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1306 Who wants to get wineboarded first? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1307 Me? I just set mine to airplane mode and try not to think about it. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1308 I think you'll find the Sauvignon Blanc is refreshingly crisp. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1309 No, I insist, don't lift a finger. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1310 Well yes, but at least our plan has no death squads... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1311 I'll ask you again: do you believe in anthropomorphic global warming 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1312 Just because you two just got promoted doesn't change the Fact that I still pick the winning caption. CLEAR? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1313 I know that dock area isn’t safe—but don’t you love the rent? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1314 It's a young red, but who has the time nowadays to let it age. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1315 Could you two crush the grapes a bit faster? My glass is running dangerously low. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1316 You'll learn to love our strong HOA. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1317 For better for worse 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1318 I must confess. It was not totally your fault. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1319 Stay as long as you like! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1320 On second thought, I don't think you will be needing this. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1321 Me too, I feel like I am drowning every day! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1322 And you're captives of the bride or the groom? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1323 Here's mud in your eyes. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1324 Toast? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1325 Our kids called it the new ice bucket challenge. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1326 So, tell me about your new diet. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1327 So do you kids have any plans for the weekend? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1328 This is a classy wine so keep your feet in the bucket till you get home. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1329 So, your health insurance doesn't consider this to be a pre-existing condition? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1330 Let me guess: Step #13? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1331 Wouldn't Antabuse be simpler? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1332 we said no red wine in the beige room. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1333 French or Italian? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1334 I know you both feel your hands are tied, but let's put an offer on this house before you get cold feet. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1335 Well, if it isn't Harriet Houdini and her long-suffering sidekick. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1336 Chardonnay? Oh wait, I see you are designated divers.... 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1337 How was Sicily? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1338 Tell me, was this going-away party really a surprise? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1339 Welcome to the Get Roughed Up and Dropped in a River Experience. Enjoy the cocktail reception while the rest of the guests arrive. Spoiler alert, though, it's just gonna be more fuckin' white people, because of COURSE it is 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1340 Only distantly related to Harry Houdini, you say ... how fascinating. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1341 Crash a Mensa party you hit the bucket list 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1342 So, is this your last time here? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1343 And then afterwards they mount your footprints at Grauman's Chinese. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1344 Granted, it’s an awkward initiation. But we find most new guests simply muddle through. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1345 You're gonna love your timeshare. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1346 And what brought you two together? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1347 The 18th century is so in right now. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1348 Would you care for some water boarding? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1349 I understand you've just returned from North Korea. How was it? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1350 Um, yeah. Definitely not on my bucket list. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1351 I'm so glad you both decided to come hear about how schools of choice are going to save our public education system. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1352 Before I down a couple I always down a couple. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1353 Can I Uber you to the pier? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1354 Don't you just hate being roped into these things. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1355 I told you my brother was a deadweight 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1356 I'm afraid my husband takes double-dipping really seriously 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1357 Don't tell anyone, but I don't really love this wine either. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1358 It's a silly game called Sleep with the Fishes, but our little guy takes it very seriously. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1359 C'mon, don't you think it's funny that this wine also needs more time to breathe? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1360 Finally, both sip a portion of this love potion. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1361 I'm in real estate and I see you're in cement. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1362 I like your hair; nice tousled effect. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1363 This is the fun part, the cement dries and we all say, "bada bing bada boom" and throw you into the harbor. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1364 Bon Voyage 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1365 You've been sent to network with the fishes, I see. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1366 I see they ran out of trellises. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1367 Here's a toast to a long and stable marriage. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1368 Congratulations! I see you're ready to take the plunge. 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
1369 Live long and prosper. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1370 If there is ever anything that I can do, just call. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1371 That's quite a bucket list. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1372 And then I said, "Cathy, you can't make people listen to your problems!" 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1373 "Well, look at it this way you still have freedom of speech. Wine?'' 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1374 You must be the parents of the bride. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1375 It's wonderful to see that you have bonded so nicely. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1376 Good job in crushing the grapes. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1377 So, how are you two enjoying the Dada pool party? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1378 So what is it that got you to tie the knot? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1379 You really need to circulate more. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1380 Are you both dirty rats? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1381 Be patient. The Lone Ranger is on his way. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1382 Thank you for listening to all the stories about my pets. Can you believe my family actually thinks they're boring? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1383 Let me guess - you're both escapologists. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1384 Any last words before you complete your bucket list? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1385 I find this conversation so captivating 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1386 What did you think Roger meant when he put you on our bucket list? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1387 Would you like a drink? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1388 Welcome to texters anonymous. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1389 It's my party and I'll tie if I want to. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1390 How long have you two lived in Brooklyn? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1391 And how was the #TheCementGala this year? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1392 I understand you folks are going swimming later. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1393 Who or what you sleep with is your own business. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1394 Where were we? Oh yes, let me tell you about my daughter's gap year... 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1395 Your health insurance policy's approach to couple therapy is innovative, to say the least. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1396 Of course we welcome diverse opinions. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1397 Peter couldn't make it. He's tied up at work. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1398 The wine steward insists you give it another try. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1399 Let me show you the ropes 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1400 This is the last time you Californians will bring Pinot Noir to a New York cocktail party. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1401 To you and the fishes in the deep blue sea 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1402 Tonight you sleep with the fish-inspired bouillabaisse with Pernod infusion. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1403 you poor things, don't know what you did but can I get you a merlot, chardonnay or sparking water? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1404 So how do you like the neighborhood? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1405 Next time, maybe you'll think before you serve a Malbec with halibut. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1406 My apologies for roping you into this conversation. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1407 I see you're bound and determined... 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1408 Do you need a straw? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1409 Peter and Laurie had no idea what lay in store for them at the "How To Be A Better Listener: The Immersive Theatre Cocktail Party Experience." 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1410 Will you be staying for dinner? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1411 I pronounce you husband and wife for better or worse 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1412 Those buckets are so last year. I wouldn't be caught dead in those ropes. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1413 Why, yes, of course we'll do all we can to keep you on the wagon. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1414 We really need to get together when the two of you aren't so tied up. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1415 So, tomorrow's the big day! Nervous? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1416 Are you part of the exhibit finale at the East River? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1417 Well, Ivanka and Jared, I'll bet you're sorry you decided to crash Elizabeth Warren's summer party. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1418 Well! Here's to the fishes! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1419 Then I suppose there will be no dancing tonight?" 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1420 It's our new required attendance policy. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1421 So, tying the knot was on your bucket list. Cheers! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1422 I've learned a lot by watching you two. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1423 Like we discussed in our session, escaping only reinforces your social anxiety. Now, mingle and relax. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1424 I love the idea of installation art incorporating mob retribution. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1425 That investigation into our company's financial records was eye opening. Management finally noticed you. Congratulations on getting the attention you deserve. By the way, if you don't mind me asking, what kind of bonus are you getting? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1426 Stomp faster. We are running low on red 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1427 Congratulations on the marriage. So when did you tie the knot? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1428 Thank you so much for coming. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1429 It's sacramental wine. And don't forget the blessing! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1430 You must be the new introverts in 4C. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1431 That is So Gangster! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1432 Looks like you'll be dropping in for the fish dinner. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1433 You'll find the '08 Lafite goes great with the Hudson. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1434 It's a real shame you won't be joining us for dinner. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1435 Tony said to tell you bon voyage. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1436 Okay now. Tell me again why you don’t like President Trump? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1437 Well, enough about me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1438 Your paintings aren't selling, but I have an offer from a couple who want to install you in their foyer. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1439 'I didn't know AA added a 13th step." 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1440 As you can see, we have a concrete plan. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1441 We thought the invitation said "Blackened and Tied" 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1442 So you're following the "no-willpower needed" diet. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1443 Oh, the pool party's tomorrow: didn't Tony tell you? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1444 You might like to try this one. Nice and dry with a light, buoyant aspect that seems to just float above the palate... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1445 I think they're watering down the drinks too. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1446 Looks like you could really use a pick-me-up 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1447 Of course you're under no obligation. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1448 Soon it won't be awkward to unfriend you guys. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1449 And I used to have Republican friends. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1450 Did you have any trouble getting here? 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1451 I'm not a fan of cement shoes before Memorial Day, but my husband, "The Don", is no fashionista. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1452 You're still not listening. I'm telling you it's a wine you can't refuse. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1453 Yes, you're making a statement. That part I've got. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1454 I like being single; so many of my friends are stuck in bad marriages. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1455 Remind me what thing you’re raising awareness of. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1456 Wow, you must have done something really naughty to have been dumped off here. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1457 Ayn Rand toasts two Scientology whistleblowers. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1458 Tony wants to know if you remembered to stop the mail. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1459 We're almost out - here's what it's supposed to taste like when you're done. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1460 ... then she asked me if I was near-sighted, so I told her they're just for show, then she said... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1461 ...we just find some of your views questionable. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1462 Payback is always on my bucket list. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1463 Literalists, are we? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1464 And "Goodfellas"? I just can't get enough of Scorsese. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1465 We both forgot our safe word. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1466 Did I hear one of you say, "I thirst."? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1467 Thank you for taking such an interest in my newfound veganism! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1468 I've been meaning to ask you both, what about our new management keeps you up at night? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1469 Enough about me. What's your story? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1470 And now how will you be voting on the repeal of Obamacare? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1471 Feel free to peruse my artwork. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1472 So, I guess you two aren't thinking of having children" 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1473 I sometimes feel that way at these things too. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1474 Maybe it was a bad idea to solicit gallery funding from the mob. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1475 Please enjoy the wine; it's complimentary. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1476 You're not seeing the big picture. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1477 It's not like we are forcing you to stay. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1478 Ahh I love the river. Full of charm and mystery. You must tell me all about it. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1479 So glad you're staying for the investment strategy presentation. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1480 You must be the new Russian spies who have planted here. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1481 You should meet my ex. In every argument he said I would play the victim. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1482 So you're saying you wouldn't give up your berth? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1483 I take it you knew Larry in his 'Bad Boy' phase. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1484 and if you survive the swimming test, we'll know you did not lie on your immigration application. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1485 I always read the Terms and Conditions before accepting. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1486 Our office parties have never been popular. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1487 I'll be happy to see my ex take the plunge. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1488 I'm sorry you won't be donating this year but I understand your hands are tied. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1489 That's interesting. So how long have you both worked for the mob? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1490 Is this an installation or outsider art? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1491 Well if your not in a rush to leave can I tell you all about my operation? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1492 I'd like to ask the curator if you come as a set or individual pieces. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1493 I understand you're tonight's entertainment. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1494 I'm so glad that you decided to stay! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1495 Now that I have your attention... 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1496 I didn't expect to see you guys. Rocky said you were tied up. Something about deep sea fishing with some friends of his. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1497 So YOU were the ones who opened the Beaujolais nouveau a day early! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1498 Me? Same old, same old. And you guys, anything new? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1499 Are you the artists or the art? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1500 Jane, it's because you didn't pay back the mob. Bill, it's that tie. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1501 What took you so long to get here? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1502 I am so impressed. It’s not every couple that can pull off that bondage, buckets and bad hair look. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1503 So you are quitting smoking, drinking, and buffets? Wow. Kudos. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1504 We're going to have to do things that are unthinkable. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1505 When did you two decide to tie the knot? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1506 You should have taken the upgrades. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1507 Stop me if you've heard this. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1508 I'm sorry to inform you that we are drownsizing your department, effective immediately. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1509 I always knew accounting was lucrative, but being able to retire so young! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1510 Luckily I think the gangsters dropped you at the wrong location. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1511 So how long have you known Tony and Carmella? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1512 This piece really speaks to me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1513 I've heard the first week of sobriety is the hardest. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1514 A guests will be released once having crushed at lease ten litres of grapes. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1515 "So how do you like our new severance package?' 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1516 So, how did the refinancing meeting go? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1517 So, I understand that you're here to learn more about the Republican Party 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1518 So Jeffery starts boarding school in the fall then? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1519 Yes, yes - but what else have you done since graduation? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1520 Here. Drink this. It'll loosen you up. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1521 So how are the kids doing? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1522 I don't care what Google Maps says, I can assure you this is NOT the East River!! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1523 Do you get away much? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1524 Can I freshen up your concrete? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1525 Captivating party...isn't it? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1526 So, how long have you two known Vinny? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1527 OK, don't stare, but Susan's blouse is just hideous. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1528 Nothing a little red wine will cure, is it? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1529 Feel free to loosen up and roam around 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1530 Just had to "Like" the Andrew Wyeth, didn't you. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1531 So...what do you do? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1532 Oh, I hope I'm not boring you.. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1533 I'm so sorry you are leaving early 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1534 How romantic--you two met while 'swimming with the fishes'? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1535 I’ve heard of ‘open’ relationships… How does an ‘inhibited’ relationship work? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1536 My doctor said I needed to stop drinking wine. Naturally I switched doctors. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1537 Cheers! Pigeage and bondage are both on your bucket list? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1538 You'll understand if I don't offer you hors d'oeuvres. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1539 Roped into hosting book club again, I see. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1540 Ok, so what IS the wine pairing for concrete? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1541 It's "The Donald". I warned you to never call him "The Don". 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1542 You must be the ones who voted for Trump 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1543 Okay, so they pulled you out of the river...then what happened? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1544 I will free you but I can't protect you if you keep irritating the Hillary crowd. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1545 Oh, c'mon...one sip won't kill you. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1546 Just pretend like you want to be here 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1547 Before we drop you: a toast from the whistle blower ethics hotline group 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1548 A toast to cement your new relationship! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1549 I warned you not to talk politics. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1550 I see that you are at the thirteenth step. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1551 I see someone else has experience with contractors not finishing the job. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1552 Really? A come as you are party? I feel so silly, now! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1553 I warned you it would be torture. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1554 Well , at least your not joined at the hip 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1555 Date night? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1556 I'm so tired of vapid chatter with self-absorbed, over-inflated egos at these parties. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1557 We call it, water Bordeauxing. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1558 Thank you for volunteering to be my captive audience. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1559 I assumed "tied up" meant you would not be attending. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1560 Step 13? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1561 Well, I bet you won't mistake Syrah for Merlot again. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1562 So you guys for or against? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1563 So, will this be your first cruise? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1564 If you get a chance, try the red. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1565 I didn't see any straws 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1566 Glad you could come. You're always so tied up. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1567 So, I'm told you're both in concrete. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1568 You dared to bring red wine when you knew we were having fish? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1569 I know, marriage is never easy. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1570 Some artists have patrons. I have an enforcer. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1571 Cheers! 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1572 I have only enough liquid to water one of you. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1573 What did you think "The Abramovic Experience" meant? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1574 I hear you brought Australian wine. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1575 I should have mentioned that he doesn't take criticism of his work very well. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1576 Lucky you, invited to the after party! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1577 You seem to be a very grounded couple. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1578 Your foot punch is delicious. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1579 Relax, planted supporters will be cut loose after everyone leaves. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1580 Let me guess- you didn't want to come, but your hands were tied. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1581 What a great party, you both are the best HOSTages! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1582 That's funny--I had a really rough week, too. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1583 So, who roped you into attending this ballet school fundraiser? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1584 Welcome to Chicago. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1585 So tell me....How did you get roped into this? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1586 I know how it is. The shoes fit in the store and when you get home, they feel like concrete blocks. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1587 You two seem quiet today. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1588 At least it's a step up from last week's potato sack race. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1589 ...So I always say why be knitwit when you can crochet all day. But my grammy always said... 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1590 Well, look what the catfish dragged in. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1591 So, why don't you want to drink the cool-aid? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1592 Let me guess: Couples counseling? Role playing gone overboard? Been there. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1593 I told you to not order the white zin, but no you wouldn't listen. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1594 Would You Like a Nightcap? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1595 The buzz is that you guys may be out of favor with the boss. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1596 You were warned not to sue the co-op board 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1597 'Tied up at home' is not an excuse for being late. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1598 OK, last question. On a scale of one to ten, where one is 'just doing their jobs" and ten is "true heroes" how would you rate the flight attendants? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1599 I get so tired of everybody and his brother referring to themselves as 'survivors,' don't you? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1600 Do you two need a ride home tonight? 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1601 So, you want them shaken, not stirred. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1602 Since you can't leave, let's talk about me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1603 Perhaps so... but no one goes unpunished for texting at a Myra Rosenbaum party. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1604 The first rule of Wine Night is you do NOT talk about Wine Night. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1605 I drink to your willpower. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1606 I think we're all finding your story hard to swallow. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1607 And what did your tweet say, young lady? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1608 Perhaps you should say 'please.' 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1609 When you said you'd be late because you were tied up, I assumed you meant in traffic. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1610 I've never been good at the experimental, but I'm going with "art is highway robbery." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1611 "At least you didn't fly United". 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1612 The bond of marriage isn't quite what you thought it would be. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1613 At this point, the less said, the better 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1614 Is this a bind date? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1615 Is this one of the steps from the twelve steps from AA 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1616 ... or there's the Kool Aid option. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1617 I'm afraid you're a bit early. The ritualistic torture follows the cheese course. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1618 This is the concrete workers' gala. The Mafia victims' convention is in ballroom C. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1619 Who roped you in to make pale ale? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1620 Tomato, Tomatoe, take care. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1621 I quit using that dating app 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1622 You two need to talk. Have a sip to loosen up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1623 Androgynous accessories. Cool! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1624 Where do you go to release? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1625 So you got bumped by United? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1626 Finally some alone time with you two...what ever shall we talk about.... oh, I know, how 'bout that artichoke dip recipe of yours? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1627 Witness protection was overbooked? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1628 Doris, before you go, you've simply got to tell me the secret of your baked ziti. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1629 You're certain it will promptly stop seasickness. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1630 I'm sorry,but we did discuss the rigorous admissions process of the Yacht Club for this season. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1631 How's the new diet? I like the ones that don't make you exercise too much. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1632 Congratulations! You two have won best still life. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1633 Oh, sorry, but no insurance for you given your pre-existing condition. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1634 Soon! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1635 What kind of terms did you get on your refinance? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1636 I'm the 'Goodbye Girl'. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1637 I can see your tied up at th moment, but I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1638 And you still think French wines are better than California wines? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1639 Mingle and try not to think about the future. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1640 Whoever I choose gets child custody and most importantly, the wine. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1641 So AA didn't help, huh? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1642 So you convinced them that cocktail parties are worse than death. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1643 I'm so pleased you've stuck around! I was worried that you'd find our party boring. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1644 Here. I find a glass of wine helps to loosen things up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1645 Here's to the American Whistleblower's Society. You'll be nominated for the honor roll next meeting. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1646 It's a horrible vintage. You'll thank me for this later. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1647 So what are you two doing after? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1648 Don't you just hate coming to these things? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1649 We tie up all first timers and make them stand in a bucket. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1650 The invitation specifically said 'formal chic.' 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1651 I think you're at the wrong party. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1652 You must tell me the name of your designer! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1653 You must be Art. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1654 You must be the couple who booked the cruise to nowhere. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1655 Maybe you should just move to Canada. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1656 Any regrets? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1657 Didn't you get the memo? This is a no-tie affair. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1658 I'll have someone set you loose momentarily. The wine you brought - Two-Buck Chuck, was it? - turned out to be a hit. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1659 You should try the red, it goes great with seafood. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1660 I didn't realize this establishment had an English Garden! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1661 I warned you to never mention Mankoff again. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1662 It's a quiet & delicate, yet rich & zesty Zinfandel. Maybe it will loosen you folks up a little. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1663 Would you prefer a broken glass? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1664 I see you two have cemented your relationship. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1665 You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you? You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1666 I always knew you two were bound to end up in hot water 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1667 I think you should avoid eating all hot and spicy foods. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1668 No, I'm more into Zumba, myself. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1669 Do you plan a lengthy future in performance art? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1670 So, I see you two are engaged. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1671 I know you are part of the exhibit but you have no idea how close this comes to a dream I had about my in-laws. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1672 You must try the dip... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1673 Would you like a drink to help you loosen up??? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1674 Vito tells me you both work for the Bureau. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1675 What did you think '9 p.m. to ?' meant? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1676 It's a flattering offer, but I'm afraid my wild days are behind me. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1677 I understand you two got the Uber we reserved for the Kempners. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1678 Don't worry. We'll let you go after a brief presentation on the timeshare. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1679 Pete's tied up at the office. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1680 Congratulations, the Witness Protection Program has named you this year's winners of its Oops! Award. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1681 "Mr. Corleone would like to know which part of 'keep your mouths shut' you failed to understand. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1682 It's so nice to meet people who aren't tongue-tied. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1683 You guys seemed settled in. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1684 The invitation said 'buckets of fun,' but I wasn't expecting this. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1685 i guess we won't be seeing you? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1686 So, where do we come from, what are we, and where are we going? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1687 I've got bottled anger, and your demise on tap. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1688 Ah, Mr and Mrs Houdini I assume. So nice of you to join us this evening. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1689 Next time, you'll remember to water the plants. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1690 Is this the 13th step to recovery? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1691 Mark, it's not healthy to take your work home with you. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1692 Is it true you used to be in the witness protection program? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1693 I just love the Hudson this time of year. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1694 It's not that kind of party. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1695 You must be the rich, dry white pairing the sommelier ordered from California? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1696 New ice bucket challenge? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1697 I really would love to help but my hands are tied! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1698 I mean, I didn't like-like him--hey, are you guys even listening? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1699 Who knew whistle blowers could inspire great art! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1700 Don't worry. Before long, you'll float to the top. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1701 It's called an Arkansas double, but it's really nasty. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1702 The matching his-her shoes are to die for! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1703 I'm serious... did you fly United? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1704 Let me guess—Fifty Shades of Ficus? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1705 Real world or exercise? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1706 So was this on your date night bucket list? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1707 I'm thrilled to see that you two have gotten back together again! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1708 I'm sorry, but this is an invitation-only event. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1709 Our CEO is a bit of a nostalgia buff when it comes to hostile takeovers. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1710 You're quite an item at the silent auction table. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1711 At least you got an invitation. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1712 Your going-away party will finish as soon as the cement hardens. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1713 I live just across the Hudson, if you don't mind a tagalong. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1714 Uber's coming to take you a very dark,lonely Brooklyn dock. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1715 ... and what are YOUR plans for later? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1716 I'm sorry, but it's 2017 and you were warned about serving cake balls. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1717 We had to get out of some other plans to make it, but we are happy to be here now. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1718 One more drink before the dunk? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1719 It's an interesting live art interpretation 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1720 No, I don’t happen to believe that self-torture in social settings is the key to cultivating self-love. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1721 I hope meeting the new President hasn't been too tortuous for you. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1722 Have you ever heard of AA? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1723 Not to worry. The water in the East river is not very cold this time of year. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1724 We call it sink'n'drink. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1725 Shall I tie one on? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1726 L' Chaim 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1727 Bobbing for apples OR the three-legged race, not both at once 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1728 Congratulations, you are both tied for Employee of the Month 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1729 Barbara's son got into medical school and, even better, she's got a captive audience with whom she can discuss it. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1730 Looks like the total immersion program was pretty challenging. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1731 I love what you have done with your hair. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1732 Would you care for a little wine too loosen up and enjoy the party? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1733 The torture exhibit isn't until tomorrow 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1734 At least you don't have to suffer this dreadful Merlot. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1735 I'm telling you Joan, this couples therapist can work miracles. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1736 Brad, I forgave you for your indiscretions and for the divorce, but when you married Sunshine, you both went on my bucket list. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1737 A nice Chianti...an unfortunate misunderstanding. Dr Hannibal said "I'd like to marinade the Livingstones before we have them for dinner," not "I'd like to serenade the Livingtones before we have them for dinner." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1738 I thought you said you were too tied up to make it out tonight. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1739 So I hear you're going for a little swim after the party. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1740 We met on tinder. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1741 ...and would you like to see some pictures of my colon surgery....? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1742 We reserve the right to remove anyone whose behavior compromises the enjoyment of other passengers. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1743 Sorry all we have is a zesty red; too bold for fish. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1744 So the winery tour guide was serious when he said those caught picking the grapes will be severely punished. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1745 Tom and I decided not to have kids. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1746 You smell like shit! 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1747 We'd love to donate to your charity but you see, our hands are tied. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1748 We apologize for any inconvenience. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1749 The rope really brings the outfit together. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1750 Welcome to Amnesty Local. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1751 Maybe next time you'll think twice about bringing a wine rated under 92. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1752 Which swamp were you drained from? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1753 I'm the mainstream media. Here's your evening news. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1754 when we said no employee fraternization we meant it. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1755 You shouldn't have said you enjoy Moscato. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1756 Donald will be right back with the duct tape. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1757 No, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess. They were fresh out of lethal cocktails. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1758 Did you have to be so literal? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1759 Separate beds, OK; But even Lucy and Desi would do this communally. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1760 You came. I thought you'd be too tied up! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1761 When Don Corleone offered you some wine, you shouldn't have refused. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1762 Loosen up! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1763 You did not RSVP 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1764 We're waiting. All the East River bridges are full of Hillary supporters until tomorrow. All mob activity is being delayed. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1765 Your political views are just not acceptable to our party. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1766 Small chance of rain. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1767 So what else is new? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1768 Great, we can take up the conversation where we left it at the last party.... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1769 Hemlock instead? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1770 Can you stay for the timeshare resort presentation? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1771 Ready to take the plunge? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1772 This wine has more of a toes than a nose, please wash your feet next time. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1773 Congratulations! You were on my bucket list. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1774 Potted, or tying one on? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1775 I heard this wine pairs great with sleeping with the fishes. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1776 Matching outfits? A little tacky don't you think? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1777 With the Fishes? I never knew they swung. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1778 I'm so glad you could make it; Tony said you'd be tied up all night. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1779 We've decided to cement the deal. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1780 I think I'm at the wrong party. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1781 Hoppy Hour ended at 5. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1782 Things cannot be as bad as you think they are. Come on. Lighten up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1783 Thank you for "volunteering" for the neighborhoods very first Hunger Games. And may the Shiraz be ever in your favor. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1784 Well, you were warned not to eat all the cheese. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1785 Your sobriety commitment has gone too far. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1786 Well, down the hatch! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1787 It's my first shotgun wedding, too. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1788 I'm guessing this exhibit was on your bucket list. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1789 It'll be lovely to take the plunge under a full moon. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1790 You must be the pièce de résistance. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1791 I find you to be captivating 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1792 Oh, dear. You're in the "High Risk Pool," aren't you...? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1793 Just so you know, Donald was very concrete about you two. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1794 So --- You two have tied the knot? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1795 I hate to ask where you're honeymooning. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1796 The studio seems to be taking captive audience to an extreme. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1797 I do Apologize, but My Bartender just never heard of a " Prisoner In a Bucket" ..... 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1798 You seemed more optimistic at our 40th reunion. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1799 I warned you not to talk politics or religion. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1800 No image? This never happened when Bob was in charge. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1801 Could you stomp faster? We're running low on Cabernet. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1802 So. No sex before the wedding huh? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1803 The thing is it could have been me. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1804 i now pronounce you man and wife 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1805 You should have let me know you'd be tied up. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1806 How do you know the Hendersons? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1807 Thanks, but we'll have to pass. We're tied up right now. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1808 The new director is a literalist. I'd also avoid "over my dead body" and "sticks and stones". 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1809 You two were made for each other. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1810 So you thought you could avoid my political views by unfollowing me? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1811 Honestly, it's like torture getting information out of you two. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1812 Have you noticed they always serve cheap domestic wine at these Whistleblower parties? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1813 It has a taste of remorse 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1814 Keep drinking until you fill the bucket. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1815 I, too, heard this would be the party to end all parties, but I didn't take it literally! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1816 And now how will you be voting on the repeal of Obamacare? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1817 Decaying performance art. Interesting. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1818 This doesn't taste like your feet yet. Keep stomping! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1819 I'm going to give you some time to think it over, but to me the deal is a no brainer. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1820 I'm guessing he forgot to tell you there is a MRS. Eliot Spritzer. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1821 Care for a drink before going into it? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1822 I think you are taking this bondage thing too far. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1823 I never got into that his 'n' hers stuff. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1824 I hear you're taking a cruise. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1825 I'd be happy to recommend some large bodies of water. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1826 For what it's worth, I think you two nailed the presentation. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1827 It's so good you introverts could stay a little longer. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1828 While we are waiting for the cement to harden may I offer you each a sip of wine? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1829 I told you I had a good attorney. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1830 I can't remember dates either, that's why I use autopay. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1831 Relax. Once you've tried the hot tub, you'll love it. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1832 You do know if this were Dad you'd be in the river already? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1833 If you stop talking about the March for Science, I'll untie you. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1834 I see you've reached your shrimp quota. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1835 Work got you tied up? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1836 Friends of Capone's, I see. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1837 Ah, an art installation that addresses the stagnation of traditional monogamy. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1838 Actually, for where you are going, you might prefer a drier wine. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1839 Punishment for your wine snobbery. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1840 I call it "50 Shades of Rosé." 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1841 If you weren't so tied up, I would ask you to stay for dinner 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1842 So glad you could get away! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1843 We should do this again sometime. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1844 We'll miss you at next year's office party! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1845 Meeting you both was on my bucket list. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1846 I can tell, right away--you two are going to be the hit of the party! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1847 I told you this wine was to die for, but you didn't believe me. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1848 Last call! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1849 We have little in common with happily married couples. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1850 What did you do before you served on the committee that investigated General Flynn? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1851 For what it's worth, the bi-Paleo diet's limits on cocktails was the undoing of Seymour's and my marriage. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1852 I'll untie you as soon as you're finished stomping those grapes. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1853 Could you stomp those grapes a little faster?... I'm going to want a refill. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1854 It's great to have such a captive audience. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1855 How's the "No Step" plan going? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1856 Stick-in-the-mud? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1857 You were warned. Absolutely no mention of politics at this cocktail party. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1858 Do you know which river you'll be dropped at? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1859 Your colleagues in the newsroom really want to toast your great investigative report on mob corruption in city government!" 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1860 What a lovely story, darling! Well, please keep in touch. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1861 I'm just his gun moll. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1862 Darling, the Bondage and Buckets costume party was last week. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1863 I realize that you both must be terribly uncomfortable, but we simply have to wait for the cement to harden 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1864 How's business? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1865 Would you like some wine? It'll help you relax. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1866 Who ordered the Sicilian Red? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1867 It's the airline's new focus group. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1868 What an interesting piece of art. It almost looks real. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1869 Peter Kuper could have done better 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
1870 Understand how important it is to remove your emptied containers in a timely manner. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1871 I'm sorry its come to this, but you must wash your feet before trampling the grapes! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1872 What’s next on your bucket list? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1873 Here's to a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1874 Perhaps a nice Malbec will loosen you up. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1875 I only wish Mr. Soprano was here to see you off. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1876 Keep stomping, sommelier pledges! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1877 So, how do you like your happy hour NOW? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1878 If you thought my last story was obnoxious, wait until you hear this one. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1879 I understand you are reporters embedded with the mafia. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1880 This party is to die for. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1881 Since the arranged marriage we are finding that we definitely have a lot in common! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1882 Ironically, having an affair was on his bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1883 Are you planting yourself physically or emotionally? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1884 Remember, this game is fun, fun, fun! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1885 Cheers for completing your bucket list. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1886 Never too tied up to party, yea! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1887 "We prefer Chardoney" was the wrong answer. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1888 I was so pleased to get the invite to your going away party. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1889 I love how cooly you two bond. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1890 This is definitely not creative cocktail attire. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1891 Yes, you can do it standing up. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1892 The bondage seminar isn't till next week. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1893 I get the message! You can't join me for cocktails because you're tied up with other things. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1894 As your therapist this is a good 1st step to thaw your relationship. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1895 Not until you call me 'Hostess with the Mostess' 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1896 You must be transplants. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1897 Cutting in the buffet line is discouraged on this ship. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1898 So, tell me about this new marriage therapy 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1899 So is this the last thing on your bucket lists? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1900 The Corleone-Tattaglio Fashion Week is wonderful. I see that retro is back in style. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1901 I'm sure it is a horrible situation, shall I get you both a drink? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1902 Dears, I'm not sure you've thought this whole double suicide thing through. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1903 I'd just say bucket 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1904 Would you like to drink a glass of pail ale? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1905 Just like Match.com...only different! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1906 Well then, you simply have to read "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1907 I'd offer you a drink, but you look... tied up. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1908 Oh, my apologies. "Fish food" was not meant to indicate a dinner invitation. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1909 Here you do not have the right to remain silent. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1910 Had you told us before we set sail that you had become Trump supporters we would have just put you on our blacklist and left you behind. But no, you just had to spring it on us in international waters. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1911 Do you sleep like the fish when the gallery closes ? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1912 What part of " no romantic relationships in the workplace" did you not understand? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1913 Sorry doesn't cut it. Grape squishing is an art, not a game. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1914 We warned you about missing your billable hours quota. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1915 ...aboard the company's annual riverboat cruise. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1916 you have overdone your costumes 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1917 I can give you the name of a good escape artist. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1918 Do you regret voting for Trump now? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1919 Wow. They've gotten so serious about designated drivers. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1920 Sorry, but I insist that each guest's exit reflects their bantering ability. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1921 How many stomps makes a glass? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1922 Don't you just feel like you have no choice but to attend events like this? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1923 Why, you two just pale in comparison! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1924 I should have warned you how much Vinnie likes the Riesling. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1925 Just change the water into wine. It worked for Jesus. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1926 Took a package from the mob, you say? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1927 Congratulations on tying the knot. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1928 Mona finally had a captive audience at Happy Hour. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1929 Have you met the Joneses? They were at that rally too. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1930 Some wine before its time? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1931 We put Catnip in the leg. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1932 Sorry but the white carpet takes precedence over your desire for red wine. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1933 Guess the vintage or it's the water forever. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1934 We're protesting the victimization of grapes 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1935 So you won't be going to the after party? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1936 If you promise to stop talking about the election we will let you join the "party" 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1937 There we go...now let me tell you about my recent trip to Italy. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1938 I think you'll prefer this to your nightcap. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1939 Should have paid attention to Miss Manners. It only takes two minutes to RSVP. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1940 At least now they can't argue about who is trying to tie who down. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1941 I see you've taken the bucket challenge to a whole new level. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1942 It's nice to see you two finally get out. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1943 Sorry you've been over booked. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1944 You should really try to enjoy the party. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1945 You'll really make a splash tonight! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1946 We're going to need you to stomp those grapes faster. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1947 I have a real good feeling about you two. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1948 I assure you... that once the cement completely dries, whoever kicks the bucket first will be able to drink far more than could I, at a dozen silly retirement parties! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1949 It's a 2005 French Pino rated 93 points with a smokey and earthy initial flavor but opens up into a dark raspberry fruit that lasts, why do you ask? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1950 I warned you: marriage is torture! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1951 You're potted and you haven't even had any drinks yet. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1952 When you told me you were going to swim with the fishes, I thought you were going snorkeling. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1953 the invitation said "bring a dish." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1954 Until death do you part 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1955 So nice of you to stop by for your farewell party! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1956 Which one of you would like to be the designated driver? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1957 We don't like double-dippers. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1958 Let me guess, you ordered "Fifty Shades of Gray for Dummies" 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1959 Were trying to make this as normal as possible, here's a glass of wine. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1960 A 35% tip is customary for a mani pedi. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1961 So glad I could persuade you to come tonight, now let me make you a cocktail you can't refuse. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1962 Don't you just hate getting roped into these things? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1963 You stomp the grapes while waiting for your deportation hearing? Trump is a genius! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1964 Here's mud in your eyes. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1965 Sorry, but I'm unfriending you both. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1966 Congratulations on making it this far in our highly competitive sommelier training program. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1967 It might be a good time to refinance. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1968 I wasn't having such a good time either, but a glass of wine helped me loosen up. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1969 I get it: Abstract vs Concrete! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1970 I was worried about meeting people, but you two seem pretty grounded. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1971 Will that be one straw or two? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1972 Someone didn't appreciate your "whining in a bucket! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1973 You can be underwater, but you don't have to look it. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1974 Androgenous buckets, how couture! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1975 Vetting is foolproof! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1976 Wait, did you hop in or were you carried? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1977 So, where did you two meet? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1978 We tried a blind taste test. This is something new. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1979 Here's to your Mafia themed cruise 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1980 You don't really look French! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1981 I'm into bondage too. I work for Goldman Sachs. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1982 Who picked this wine? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1983 You should have tipped the maitre d'. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1984 Harm reduction and AA just didn't work for us. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1985 I'm so glad you two finally decided to take the plunge! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1986 I admire your intention to show up, in spite of your previous committment. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1987 It would appear you two really know the ropes around here. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1988 You're not alone, millions of us woke up on November 9 feeling the same way! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1989 ...all tied up with no place to go. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1990 Now you'll remember in the future to sniff before swirling. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1991 We thought it was a metaphor when the salesman said "sea floor opportunity." 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1992 Tough diet, but your bathroom activity looks effecient. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1993 We're trying to better understand our tomato plants. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1994 I'm also here against my will. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1995 I think we can all agree that the leader's punishments have gotten significantly less cruel but still unusual. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1996 Oh, hi! Aren't you the whistle blowers from Executive Education? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1997 Thank you for staying. Can I get you another drink? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1998 We don't mean to seem standoffish. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1999 Tobacco club has a similar initiation . . . so consider yourselves lucky 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2000 Mankofffffffff! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2001 I see you've been to our personal department; but they seemed to have gone overboard with their decision 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2002 Party Crashers, you're being deported. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2003 The President wanted me to personally thank you for getting on board. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2004 Yes, this is the party. But if you two are not gone in two minutes, I'll call United. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2005 What fun! I've never had a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2006 As I was saying, I'm a mid-level manager at a large accounting firm... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2007 I'd offer you a drink but you seem to be a bit preoccupied 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2008 Why the long fces? You're going to make quite a splash at this party! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2009 I heard you were tied up, but I'm glad to see you came anyway. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2010 I told Bruno you had an appointment with the Fishers, not the fishes. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2011 So how's the "Sleep With The Fishes" diet coming along? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2012 Tell me where you've hidden the cash, or I'll tell you about my trip to Atlanta when I was 14. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2013 I hear you are moving to live with the fish. So I am celebrating with a Seaweed Martini. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2014 Good for you--not all couples want to try a cooling off period. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2015 Oh Mary, we warned you...guilty by association. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2016 Bet this wasn't on your bucket list... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2017 Congratulations! I hear you're taking the plunge. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2018 I see you got the seed money. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2019 I haven't even figured out my bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2020 Seriously though, do you prefer salt water or fresh? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2021 Yes, interesting. But let me tell you about proposed changes to the tax code. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2022 What took you? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2023 Do I understand you two met on E-Harmony? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2024 Don't you hate it when they rope you in to these things?" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2025 We gave up on lethal injections for obvious reasons. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2026 You must be the couple that unfriended Jimmy, the enforcer! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2027 This is Republican Kool Aid. Drink this and you'll believe anything they say. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2028 You should get out more often. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2029 Creme de menthe for two? Oh, I thought you said, 'cement shoes'. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2030 Who are you wearing? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2031 I'm sure you will give this Shiraz the consideration it deserves!! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2032 Raise your hand if you want some wine. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2033 I'm sorry but bringing beer to a wine party.Inexcusable! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2034 Welp...bottom's up! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2035 Sorry. The performance art exhibit is next week. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2036 I promise this will loosen you up. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2037 On second thought, you cannot have this drink; you're already potted. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2038 Be honest... What do you think of my new exhibit? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2039 Uncle Tony sure knows how to throw a "going away" party, don't he? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2040 Why don't you unwind? It's a party, for God's sake! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2041 No more sips -- you're obviously potted. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2042 Here's this evening's special: two shots and a splash. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2043 Bondage is fun once you get used to it. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2044 Poor people always make the best art. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2045 Sounds like a dramatic performance piece, but I must say the theme seems a bit cliché. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2046 Terroir or terror - your choice. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2047 We tied on one too many 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2048 Like your future, this wine is very deep, with piquant saline overtones. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2049 It's easy to have cold feet at these types of events. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2050 Is corporate espionage rewarding? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2051 Who ordered the sauvignon blanc? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2052 OMG you're working on your bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2053 We just like to call it friendly neighborhood hazing. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2054 Welcome to the Cosa Nostra with a Human Face. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2055 This should help you unwind. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2056 Drink a little of this,it will help you float a while 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2057 So I take it that this year you'll be staying for the silent auction. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2058 My, You certainly are committed to tonight's theme of a captivated audience! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2059 You're going to love tenure. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2060 So the marriage counselor found you two a way to try and stick it out! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2061 I used to wear Commes des Garçons, too, before it lost its edge. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2062 Dad was right about masturbation! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2063 You guys need a little wine to loosen up 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2064 How's it going with the Petrocelli account? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2065 Is that the new bucket challenge for pre-existing medical conditions? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2066 I imagine you have a designated driver 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2067 We're so happy that you've overcome your fear of marriage and are finally ready to take the plunge. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2068 This one features a nice bouquet and a strong finish. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2069 Personally, I'll never understand your preference for being potted as opposed to my generation's appreciation for being a little inebriated. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2070 Like I was saying, vaccines absolutely cause autism. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2071 Sorry, we ran out of oak barrels 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2072 I just find it so difficult to meet anyone remotely interesting at parties anymore 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2073 So what else did you have to give up when you became Baptists? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2074 You must be Fat Tony's accountants. He's told me so much about you! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2075 I asked Vito to have the bartender make me two cement mixers, but this is ridiculous. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2076 Ever since The Sopranos, concrete boots have become a bit of an occasion. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2077 Tonight, you drink with the fishes. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2078 Look at you two! Your wardrobes are quite captive-ating. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2079 At least you could say thank you for the sending off party. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2080 Thank you for participating in our focus group/ 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2081 Ahhh.... you must be the couple from Bondage Anonymous. Please make yourself uncomfortable. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2082 I can't help you; you've wandered into the wrong party's presidential convention. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2083 I'd offer you both a drink, but I see you're tied up at the moment. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2084 How did you even swipe right? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2085 No! We choose "truth"! 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2086 So you're telling me you 'refused' his offer? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2087 You look tied up. Can I get you anything? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2088 Think of it as an exciting Pinot film noir. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2089 I have no doubt that it will be a deep experience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2090 Liza and Henry were dismayed to be held hostage by a circular conversation. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2091 Let me pour you both into a cab home. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2092 That is certainly an imaginative fitness regime 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2093 I see you guys finally tied the knot. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2094 Perhaps I should get you a straw. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2095 Under the circumstances trust me, the glass is half full. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2096 This is what happens when you drink a merlot with sea bass 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2097 How's that Cross-Torture exercise thing working out? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2098 I see your tied up but... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2099 Don't go away. I'll be right back to hear more about your White House internships. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2100 See, that's what happens when you double dip during the cocktail and hors d'oeuvres hour. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2101 I'd offer you something but I see you're on your way out. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2102 Honestly, y'all need to unwind a little. 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2103 You'll love the touch of East River terroir and the hints of sea salt in the finish. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2104 We are going to keep you here as a warning to those who oppose our agenda and spread fake news. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2105 Have any trouble getting here? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2106 Would you care for a sip before the club initiation begins? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2107 We frown on double-dipping. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2108 Killer party, isn't it? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2109 "Tied and bound in no way to go through life, Mary and Jack - a Cabernet, perhaps? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2110 No Thanks. We just checked out of rehab... 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2111 As our thanks for giving up your passenger seats... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2112 No thanks, I'm watching my weight. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2113 Geez.. I thought that anti-Trumpcare critique in the Times was just a metaphor. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2114 Harold and I have an open marriage, but we've never slept with the fishes. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2115 Didn't I see you guys on Jerry Springer? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2116 AA was just too religious for us. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2117 It's called immersive match-making. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2118 We're trying to tie up a few loose ends on our bucket list. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2119 You're right, the Chardonnay does go better with a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2120 Oh yeah? Make me! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2121 You seem well matched, but you're overcommiting to "taking the plunge." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2122 Double suicide? Not from my yacht. Try the ferry. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2123 You must be the people who brought the merlot. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2124 Thank you both for being such a captive audience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2125 Of course, the lawsuit against a paper plate manufacturer did have some amusing aspects... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2126 You take the fun out of everything. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2127 So how did you two offend the godfather? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2128 So, tell me about your trip to Sicily. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2129 Welcome to our permanent collection. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2130 Ironically, this was not on your bucket list. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2131 My point is, public decapitation has it's merits. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2132 So was marital bonding high on your bucket list? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2133 I'd offer you some wine but that would be awkward. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2134 Well, what did you expect when you ask for a merlot? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2135 Take this. It'll help cool your heels. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2136 Mom. Dad. Just let me know when you're ready to renounce your dim view of "La La Land." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2137 I would give you a sip,but it would blow your initiation. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2138 You're both planning a deep relationship? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2139 We here at the Academy prefer the bound taste test over the blind. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2140 I've got some Pinot Noir you can't refuse! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2141 You two have had enough! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2142 Sorry to have monopolized you. Go mingle! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2143 I guess that's a "no" for Saturday's party. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2144 No. Art that's too much like real life doesn't work as art. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2145 Please enjoy free martinis as you awake your execution. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2146 You've both remained so down to earth. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2147 It's a new kind of ice bucket challenge. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2148 Could you direct me to the gender non-specific rest room? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2149 Is this a destination wedding ? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2150 We have other, less pleasant methods, of dealing with climate deniers. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2151 Helen, you're right. We took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2152 A diet plan that actually works? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2153 Looks like management over-promised a bit on the free employee spa. spa. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2154 This isn't your garden variety fundraiser. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2155 I see our hosts use any means to assure the availability of designated drivers. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2156 Is it possible that your families' desire to have you both tie the knot of marriage is not currently on your bucket list? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2157 We've been looking forward to having you for dinner. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2158 So, how are you finding Stockholm so far? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2159 Call me old-fashioned, but I like a hostess gift. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2160 Do you come here often? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2161 I can't offer you wine, but if you'd like more hot water, just call out 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2162 It's so nice of Elmer to invite his hostages to his party. How long have you been captives? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2163 I must say, you have created a wonderful, moving piece of performance. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2164 Why yes, this is the day of our daughter's wedding. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2165 And what did you do before you broke into waste disposal management? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2166 Any plans for the summer? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2167 Ok, which of you ordered the absinthe? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2168 We are not drinking any stinking merlot. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2169 You've got to admit it was unexpectedly generous of the president to give you a going away party even though you were the one's caught leaking inside info to the press. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2170 Guys. It's time for some game theory. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2171 Don't worry I've had this dream before. I take my coffee breaks very seriously. I'm working on the mattress account. Honest, my clients said they don't mind if I take a nap. I get my best ideas when I'm sleeping. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2172 which one of you gave the sommeliers exam answers to the candidates? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2173 Meeting you two has always been at the top of my bucket list. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2174 How nice, if it weren't for swamp draining I doubt we would have met. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2175 Looks like you two are on somebody else's bucket list. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2176 ...timeshare...Puerta Vallarta... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2177 This is a very sick cartoon. Not at all funny. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2178 So how's the new diet been going? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2179 So, what do you guys like to do in your free time? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2180 What a clever idea for President Trump to hold his own Press Corps Dinner on his private yacht. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2181 Let me guess - you two tied the knot! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2182 It's been a good year for President Trump. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2183 Thanks for the warning! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2184 Leaving so soon? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2185 I'm so happy you could attend our "come as you are party." 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2186 Congratulations! You two have won the prize for most compatible in a bucket. Let me introduce you. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2187 I seem to be all out of jackhammers at the moment. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2188 You two add the finishing touch to 'The Mafia's Golden Years' exhibition. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2189 Hi, I’m Alice. Welcome to our court appointed wine tasting anonymous meetings. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2190 Show me precisely where the HR rules governing acceptable attire prohibit bedding. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2191 It is such a wonderful thing, isn't it friendship? I will miss you. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2192 This should cement our relationship, don't you think? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2193 I'm going to test out a few anecdotes on you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2194 Water? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2195 I'm calling your signature cocktail 'The Cement Mixer'. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2196 Don't you just love these mandatory quarterly events? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2197 I hear you're in cement. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2198 A toast to our two intrepid explorers of the deep. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2199 I hear you two will in Jamaica Bay this weekend? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2200 This has a higher success rate than AA? Really? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2201 Oh dear, i see you have had some trouble with the neighborhood association 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2202 The gallery has gotten cold feet and decided not to include your performance art at the public opening. Sorry, my hands are tied... Oh! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2203 So I see that you're taking the big plunge! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2204 To cement your engagement I raise my glass and wish both of you everything I can fathom 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2205 You're not missing out. All they have is Beaujolais. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2206 Here's lookin' at ya - for the last time. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2207 My sister tells me the Whole 30 diet gets easier after a few weeks 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2208 I told the art dealer you'd fit right in with my co-dependent husband. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2209 Gee, I only got a reprimand. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2210 I'll be your somolinetrex this evening. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2211 OK, I'll ask you one more time:: "he is not my President. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2212 Do you think now you can distinquish between a grippy tannin and a chewy tannin? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2213 It may not be appropriate cocktail party talk, but what is your opinion on capital punishment? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2214 I like the retro, seventies thing you've got going here, but this piece feels . . . unresolved. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2215 Honey, doesn't this piece look an awful lot like those friends of your brothers? The Grubers, was it? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2216 Wow! You've made such an incredible effort to come. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2217 Welcome. Here at Acme Academy of Substance Abuse, we've been experimenting with a new therapy. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2218 You should feel honored to be on my bucket list 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2219 I haven't met Vito, but I know his wife Barb. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2220 Is that a pre-existing condition? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2221 This your first time at the Donner's party? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2222 So I guess this is on your bucket list? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2223 The invitation was quite clear I'm afraid, no screw-tops. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2224 My God, Deloris, that's NOT a pimple! It's Trump Pox! If you’d have gotten a vaccination earlier, you’d have prevented that organism from proliferating! Now, you’ll have to take very expensive and scary medication for at least four years! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2225 So I guess this is on your bucket list? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2226 I wondered why the invitation said "Bon Voyage." 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2227 You'll be served when fully chilled 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2228 Next time, RSVP. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2229 You're both quite good, but didn't make the final cut here. Unfortunately, we can't let the opposition get their hands on you either, so we have to throw you back in the job pool. Pun intended. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2230 Yes he's a crime boss....but he's a high class crime boss! So you'll be sleeping with the caviar. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2231 No thanks, we're good. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2232 Maybe he meant to drop you in the drink, not for a drink. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2233 If it makes you feel better, I do feel "mildly nauseous" about how this turned out. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2234 Still here from the Met Gala huh? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2235 I see the immigration travel ban affected you too? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2236 So, what did you guys think of the new Kendrick Lamar album? I mean obviously I loved it. I LOVED it. Have you listened to YAH.? I play it all the time. He's my favorite, and I really wanted to impress you on that, thats what I'm doing right now. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2237 What a wonderfully original costume you have. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2238 Eat, pray, love, torture. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2239 oh dear, is this a dress-down day? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2240 I understand you two are in hot water? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2241 Don't ever criticise my wine choice! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2242 Me fish, you fowl 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2243 Moral outrage meets casual chic. I love it! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2244 I'm multitasking. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2245 I know. You imagine you're all tied up and you're standing in quicksand. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2246 Can I just say how honored I am to make your bucket list. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2247 Are you the escape artists? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2248 Sure you won't change your mind? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2249 We try to practice tolerance but apparently keep failing. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2250 well, i see you've finally cemented your relationship 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2251 As neighbors, you've been on my bucket list. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2252 Did you say a dry martini or a dirty martini...? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2253 So, which performance art circuit did you meet on? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2254 My husband has just never been good with first impressions. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2255 This is from the grapes that you tromped. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2256 interesting. I've never met a couple who was taking 'bucket list' quite so literally. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2257 Don't be so uptight. No one here cares about you. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2258 My pool party is next Saturday. You're invited, but I suggest you regret. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2259 Lighten up, it's a party. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2260 You two are so familiar. Didn't we meet before at the pier? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2261 Are you enjoying your Fyre Gallery VIP experience? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2262 These cocktail parties can be torture, but not nearly as much as a four hour baseball game. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2263 This is one of our best selling models. You'll never be late to work again. Or as my ex-wife calls it, the Anti-cheatmatic bed. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2264 Some couples just refuse to come to my cocktail parties. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2265 It's our version of golden handcuffs. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2266 Bottoms up! No? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2267 Virginty vow performance art? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2268 You misunderstood. We said, "final cure"... NOT "pedicure". 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2269 Forced labor or not this wine is delicious 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2270 You'll like the Shiraz better from a glass 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2271 And the name of this live art installation is, 'Press Briefings'. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2272 Didn't you hear? The Sirens of Odysseus had to cancel. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2273 It's your choice. Hemlock or the fishes. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2274 How about a little nightcap before you sleep with the fishes? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2275 I see cement shoes are back in vogue. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2276 You were left at the wrong address, so I called for a pickup. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2277 Yeah, you just became the unfortunate pairing for this wine. And that's why noone brings box wine to wine club! You broke the first rule of wine club! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2278 All you have to do is say, "yes, I like it"! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2279 Been there, done that. I've learned to smile and just drink it. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2280 This is what happens when you give all power to a spoiled brat. At least, you can still kiss. This is how Houdini escaped, you know. Do you have a moment? Let me tell you the story... 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2281 Until death do you part 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2282 Tell me again, which charity does this awareness for? 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2283 You should see what happens to people who TRIPLE-dip. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2284 Have a drink? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2285 Can I get you a drink? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2286 So, the witness protection program did not work out? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2287 Two aquariums, a cruise line and a forensic science museum are interested in permanent installation. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2288 I think they went overboard with the wine. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2289 So...you still want Obamacare? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2290 Don't worry, we make all our pledges at Grappa Grappa Grappa do this. Now keep stomping. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2291 Welcome to corporate. Welcome to corporate. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2292 That's one way to achieve your bucket list. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2293 Are you finding ways to amuse yourselves? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2294 Ted always said you were bound to get cold feet. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2295 Escapism! Cool. What are some of your other hobbies? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2296 Now that you are settled try to socialize. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2297 Good news: the cement will be soon be set and we'll be done with this boring reception. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2298 Does this mean you won't be attending the block party? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2299 So which one of you is the artist? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2300 I never really got roped into pot. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2301 It helps distract us from our fear of networking. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2302 Oh, darn! You WERE supposed to get your complementary drink first. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2303 Which of us is potted? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2304 The other guests have already heard the details of my transgender surgery, and as you see, they were released and are now none the worst for the experience. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2305 Your associate is already sleeping with the fishes on the hors d'oeuvres table. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2306 Okay, one more sip, and then I have to go throw the baby out with the bathwater. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2307 Congratulations Mika, but the network feels it's better to separate you. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2308 "This is much more fun than 'bobbing' for apples' 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2309 Laying the rumors of a Ponzi scheme that sucked in several major crime families aside, the gallery thanks you for your generous patronage over the years. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2310 A toast, to the winners of the Titanic 2 raffle, Bon Voyage . 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2311 Missed a spot. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2312 After the fish pedicure, you'll be stomping grapes for our Fifty Shades vintage. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2313 Are you the artists? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2314 So you call this piece "DIY Rehab"? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2315 Who wants to try the hemlock first? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2316 You're my favorite kind of party guests--totally willing to listen. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2317 Aren't you just fit to be tied? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2318 So... This completes your bucket list! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2319 So glad you dropped by, would you like a straw? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2320 So, what was your prize for winning the cartoon contest? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2321 I've opted for cremation myself. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2322 Our therapist said to try "50 shapes of grapes" 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2323 Clean feet at an S&M party is very important! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2324 You two really can not hold your liquor. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2325 How in hell did you get yourselves in this mess? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2326 No... I won't get you a straw. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2327 Wang or Ford? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2328 What a great open bar! Weren't you in the cups at the last office party, too? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2329 Sorry, I can't help you ~ since you are married. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2330 Where's the cartoon? This is he second time this has happened. Cancelling my subscription I wish y'all the best ?? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2331 Guess who has to mash the grapes. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2332 This vine to table concept is working great! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2333 So, ladies first. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2334 This 2011 Italian Chianti pairs exceptionally well with an Asiago cheese and mob violence. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2335 I'm sorry but we've decided to repeal and replace you. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2336 Honey, the Yates' are here! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2337 Straws or snorkels? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2338 Let me be the first to unwelcome you to the neighborhood. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2339 It's call texting abstinence and it has really improved our social skills. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2340 Welcome to our pale ale tasting. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2341 It goes well with fish. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2342 Can I get you a drink? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2343 I'd like to thank you again for participating in our Ayn Rand objectivist fundraiser. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2344 Inside the mind of Donald J. Trump... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2345 Well, I see that you're tied up, so I'll talk to you later. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2346 If that lady can walk around with a mattress, I'm going to BE in a mattress. Try to stop me! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2347 An aperitive before your trip? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2348 What's next will take your breath away. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2349 Oh no only professional magicians get to use chains. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2350 Keep stomping. This wine won't make itself. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2351 You can't possibly need watering already. You're roots are still wet. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2352 Don't you love these participatory theater experiences? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2353 Do you prefer sun or shade? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2354 The summer home has wonderful views of the lake and access to a deep water dock. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2355 I can see you have met the Godfather. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2356 You're going to love my new saltwater aquarium! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2357 Yes, mine's a Pink Slipper. You got the Cement Shoes? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2358 Oh, no, you're at the right party. You're just early. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2359 Yes. That's it's the vintage we crushed last year... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2360 Sometimes Jerry takes Marco Polo games a little too seriously. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2361 Don't worry, the safe word is 'Margarita Light.' 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2362 You two look a little pail ! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2363 I hope art does not imitate life in your case. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2364 Fifty Shades of Grape? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2365 We really get into role playing here, the name of the game is Sleeps with the Fishes. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2366 Thanks, but we can't drink. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2367 And why is this on your bucket list? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2368 ...And my job is to incidentally stop by, make inquizative conversation and, you know, pretend that there's actually a legitimate concept to your performance. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2369 Add more rope, and I'll pay the $10,000. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2370 Do you mind if I borrow some ice? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2371 Bob Mankoff isn't here, so what exactly is the point? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2372 We're out of wine, so keep treading those grapes. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2373 This is what happens when you don't BYOB. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2374 The finish if heavy and wet is lasting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2375 How nice you're dropping in 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2376 God. You urban elites are always whining. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2377 This seems quite the silly protest. In four years you won't even recognize America! Cabernet? No, it's Kool-Aid. Why do you ask? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2378 I recommend the Merlot. It's liberating. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2379 Fascinating. And what are your summer plans? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2380 Why darlings, this is the bottom 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2381 How droll of our hosts to call this a Bon Voyage party. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2382 The invitation said business casual. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2383 You look pail. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2384 Our boss said he wanted his clients to see how the wine is made, but we didn't think he'd take the figure of speech literally. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2385 Brad and Angelina, I am finally getting you off my bucket list! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2386 Your punishment is for saying, 'eck cetera." You will be released and given a drink when you say 'et cetera' correctly. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2387 Here's to the end of my bucket list. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2388 'Marriage Bound' is the title of this art installation, you say? At what point did you know your union would lead to such a public display? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2389 Your friend Large Louis says it's time to leave. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2390 You two make this schadenfreude meetup great! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2391 I see you liked the Conundrum wine! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2392 I'very never seen you two happier. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2393 You brought terrible wine to my party for the last time 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2394 Here at Chateau Corleone it is highly recommended you choose the chianti. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2395 Fortunately you didn't say you would rather be hanged, drawn and quartered. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2396 I suppose you don't want a drink if you're going snorkeling tonight? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2397 In your cups again, I see. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2398 What about next Wednesday or will you be tied up then too? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2399 Congratulations and thank you for your years of service. The ORS, Obtuse Rating System, has selected you to be this year's Sacrificial Teachers. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2400 Great to see you! You're both doing well? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2401 I see you're back from the down under. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2402 I thought you'd never make it! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2403 You're free when you stop wine-ing. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2404 I am sure you understand. We cannot forgive you for saying you like Trump's hair. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2405 I guess you could have just signed the NDA 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2406 '"Stop Wining." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2407 Water? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2408 The lake is on my way home if you need to be dropped off. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2409 Like I said, mind tricks don't work on me. Only cianti 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2410 Any travel plans? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2411 Wine out of a box is never acceptable. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2412 I told you not to bring any damn Merlot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2413 Maybe you two will NOW comprehend that 'Mo-Ney,' not 'Mo-Net,' hangs in my gallery, eh hayseeds? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2414 I just love interactive art works. Et vous? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2415 So how did your new waterfront condo HOA react to your suggestions? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2416 So I see you two finally tied the knot. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2417 Knot therapy? You'll have to give me the name of your therapist. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2418 You can have a sip once you've crushed the grapes. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2419 He'll be getting back to you. It's just that I had to even out the numbers. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2420 Is it true you met on a reality show? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2421 You should really mingle a bit. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2422 Sip of pinot? Pairs well with impending death. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2423 loosen up...have a glass 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2424 Let us drink to you ever getting out of this situation. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2425 Yes. Well, I LOVE the Italian reds. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2426 We will let you go if you stop describing every work as "profound." 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2427 Let me fix you a drink and no one gets it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2428 Mr. Capone's secretary said you might have some tips for my interview with 'Old Scarface.' 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2429 Well, I won't keep you here any longer . . . 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2430 I'm a transplant too. I completely photosympathize with what you two are going through. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2431 Arthur said I just had to come over and meet the performance art couple. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2432 So, maybe A.A. wasn't such a bad idea after all? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2433 Don't tell me you're in your cups already. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2434 Personally, I find monogamy a bit too confining 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2435 Sleeping with the fishes is so déclassé, this is "drinking with the neighbors." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2436 OK, but would you prefer red or white? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2437 Congratulations , I heard the boss gave you some downtime! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2438 Welcome to the 'fifty shades of grape' couple's retreat. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2439 I'll call you a dolly. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2440 No, it wasn't me. Neither of you was on my bucket list. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2441 Well, Bon Voyage! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2442 While purity in backyard winemaking is commendable, you can wine press with something other than feet. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2443 Relax, it's only Pinot Noir. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2444 That liner still hasn't cleared the pier. Have a few more Chardonnays. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2445 So why don't you tell me a little about yourselves. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2446 I told you it was not the usual whine pairing! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2447 We didn't want to alienate you from the means of production. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2448 So, when are you sailing? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2449 May I offer you the drink? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2450 When you said you were tied up I figured you weren't coming. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2451 So when are you two tying the knot? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2452 How's life in the witness protection program? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2453 No, it's pleasure, not business. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2454 I'm surprised to see you guys, I thought you were tied up tonight. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2455 So you're the ones who brought white zinfandel. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2456 Networking is a challenge, I know. Can I start you both off with a glass of vino? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2457 Critical judgement fuels my artistic response. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2458 Not another drop. You're both already potted. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2459 I'm sure your RSVP said "It's fun to be bound." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2460 Sorry, this is not the Joan of Arc bucket list party. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2461 dfg 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2462 How's life? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2463 Congratulations, I see you've decided to go public with your "50 Shades of Gray" exploration. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2464 Wow, now I know why you Freedom Caucus people complain about your liberty being abridged. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2465 Last day? Can I get you a pour? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2466 Et tu, Brute? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2467 I understand that you two will be leaving out company to work at a company that will pay you more money. We wish you the best. Our good-bye gift to you is a fishing trip. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2468 This wine too was aged in cement. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2469 Just stay for one more drink! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2470 Pity that everyone here is so set in their ways. Don't you think ? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2471 " Will there be someone to send you off ?' 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2472 But this is all I could afford in Brooklyn . . . 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2473 Let me guess. You got made an offer you couldn't refuse. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2474 Wow. Who knew airport security had so many options? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2475 Wow, you two are fifty shades of bizarre. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2476 I'm so sorry, we don't have a Brunello. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2477 sorry this reception is for landscape artists! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2478 I'd offer an oeur d'oeuvre, but I can see you're going for a swim. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2479 Here's to your health 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2480 Into the high risk pool you go. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2481 Congrats on tying the knot! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2482 Y'all really need to loosen up a little. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2483 I would prefer to ferment in an oak barrel rather than a steel bucket. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2484 It's called 'Death in the Afternoon'; want to try it? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2485 So anyway, the ice-bucket challenge has moved up a level. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2486 Loosen up! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2487 So is this a performance piece about Luca Brasi? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2488 Sorry, my husband forgot to ask, "salt, or fresh?" 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2489 Yes, I know, no one really enjoys modern art. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2490 Sorry, I take no prisoners. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2491 How sexist! You are tied up more and have a smaller bucket! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2492 Being let go is harsh. But, hey, you'll land on your feet. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2493 Welcome to whine tasting. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2494 We've concluded that the public does not appear ready for your art. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2495 This is exactly why I went for the mont-to-month plan. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2496 After you survived the Mafia and the tsunami, then what happened? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2497 I'm just having a bed day. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2498 This wine tastes like bunion remover. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2499 WHICH cruise line are you booked on ? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2500 Barrel-aging really does so much for the flavor profile. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2501 You have an odd bucket list. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2502 I could never sleep upright with the fishes. How do you do it? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2503 Like I said, startups are sink or swim. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2504 Well at least you're not tongue-tied. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2505 I'm sorry. But 'YUK!' is not acceptable at our vineyard's wine tastings. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2506 Here's to my ex-husband, his new young wife and the happy conclusion to my bucket list. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2507 This is a tough way to find out you moved into a democratic neighborhood. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2508 You look like you need a stiff drink. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2509 The nutty earth tones will pair nicely with the fishes you will be sleeping with. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2510 So, how long have you two been living as hostages in New York? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2511 The invitation didn't mention that this was a white tie event 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2512 Is it still considered torture if we offer you Chardonnay? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2513 Well, I'm no art critic, but you look too happy. Try bowing your heads in shame. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2514 I'm the good cop - here, have some wine! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2515 Actually they're asphalt overshoes. Cheaper than cement. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2516 'Disinterested' actually means 'impartial.' 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2517 Bill and Marge conquered their first meta-bucket-list item. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2518 If you need to be moved I recommend the Rothko. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2519 There's no "I" in merlot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2520 Why would I say you would swim with the knishes? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2521 Is this a selfie post? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2522 Here's to you finally tying the knot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2523 And how do you know the Puccio's? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2524 Good to hear! So, what else is new? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2525 I finally paid off my student loans. How about you? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2526 Oh, George couldn't come, he got tied up at work. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2527 Who would have imagined you'd be toasted too? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2528 Sorry, I should have warned you. Vladimir really doesn't like it when people finish all of the caviar. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2529 Try this. You're bound to get potted. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2530 Cindy, this is my mother. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2531 Can I get you a drink until Guido gets here? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2532 Thank you for being designated drivers. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2533 So your saying this isn't how to do the bucket challenge. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2534 Here's my card, just in case you survive. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2535 I'd offer you a glass of wine, but I see that you are already tied up and potted. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2536 Well, don't you two look awfully well-matched? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2537 So how is AA going? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2538 We just need the region and year and you can go free. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2539 I told you not to use the first hundred days and disaster in the same sentence. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2540 Feeling guilty about your vote for Gary Johnson? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2541 This wine is to die for. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2542 We caught each other cheating, and now we're both in hot water. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2543 They're still shocking the pool. You'll get a bad rash if you jump in now. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2544 It's an acquired taste. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2545 While I recognize your diligent research into crime and punishment - I find the cement overshoes to be excessive! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2546 Where were you when I needed rescuing from that man with an herb in his tooth? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2547 Betsy gave Arrabbiato's two stars too. She would up in a trunk. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2548 May I offer you a sip? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2549 Well, you two know how to literally tie one on . 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2550 Looks like you're already potted. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2551 Oh, nothing personal. These after-work parties just needed some right-sizing. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2552 Our goal is" trussed and obey, for there is no other way" 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2553 So, when did you two tie the knots? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2554 Sacrifices? Oh, don't get me started. Have I told you about my Grand Cayman ordeal? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2555 Yes I know they said that the Merlot is not bad this year...but it's still Merlot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2556 It's so nice of you to stop by before you disappear! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2557 Anyway, I'll stop drowning you in my stories. What's up with you? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2558 So, how was the Middle East? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2559 Like they say, Sweets to the Sweet....toast to the toast 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2560 So have you learned your lesson about abstaining from Pot Luck? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2561 Have you tried the wine? It helps you get loose. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2562 You can't imagine what it's like to be gluten intolerant. It makes you feel so heavy. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2563 Here, maybe a glass of wine will loosen you up! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2564 Well, I hope you don't feels as if you're forced to stay. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2565 We used to play that game at Smith. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2566 Do you want a straw for your prosecco? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2567 On the other hand, you do match nicely. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2568 Guess you didn't´t see the red rope 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2569 Is this an arranged marriage? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2570 Captivating! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2571 Next time, just join in singing 'Happy Birthday, Uncle Vinnie.' 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2572 I hear you, sister. We want them to be abstract, but they always turn out to be concrete. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2573 We only need to be watered once a week. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2574 I'd offer you a drink but it looks like you're tied up. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2575 "You wanted the drinks 'straight up', right? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2576 I just love your tie 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2577 This is your last chance: fleshy with nutmeg elements or muscular with notes of clove? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2578 I'm a friend of Luca's. Do you swim with the fishes, too? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2579 Your just bound to meet people here. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2580 So Canada said no to your immigration application? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2581 Now, that's what I call a pre-existing condition! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2582 We'd like to help, but our hands are tied. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2583 Well, when things settle down for you, we really must have lunch! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2584 Unfair contest because you have more ropes? Since when was life fair. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2585 When I heard that you'd be tied up for the reception, I didn't realize that you're literalists! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2586 And now for your 13th and final step... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2587 I love a captive audience, don't you? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2588 I understand that you spent last night with the Fishers? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2589 Here's the glass of wine I promised to buy you if your candidate Trump won. Still happy with your choice for president? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2590 Where in the Hudson did you say you live? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2591 Thanks for coming. I thought you were tied up tonight. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2592 So when's the big splash? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2593 Swirling really brings out the subtle notes of Stu's athlete's foot. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2594 So... are you married? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2595 Forget your troubles -- c'mon, get happy 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2596 Ball 'n Chain, Cement Boots...it's all the same. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2597 Ivanka, you and Jared have upset your father (Huge mistake!); Hemlock or a swimming lesson. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2598 Well, enough about me. I should let kept you mingle with the other guests. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2599 So, how is the "Sleeps with the fishes" package? We almost did that one 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2600 This Cabernet matches perfectly with the fishes 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2601 So, are you an installation or are you left over from when this space was owned by the Mafia? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2602 404 Not Found! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2603 Sure, your method works well. But since I got this new app, my alcohol consumption is down to just one glass a day! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2604 This is our lightest Merlot. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2605 You humble bragged one too many times about your children's accomplishments. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2606 I'm glad you made it. I thought you'd be tied up at work 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2607 Before they swam with the fishes, the Prisms were forced to listen to Mary at the white paint convention. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2608 I would offer you some wine, but you seem a bit tied up at the moment. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2609 So my 2016 Viognier lacked clarity and polish, did it? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2610 I'd die too if someone was wearing my same outfit. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2611 I'm sorry our rules about no fidget spinners are so strict here, but would you like a glass of wine? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2612 Please continue... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2613 They ran out of straws, so I can either untie you or serve you. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2614 Would you like a chair? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2615 By all means, take the plunge! 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2616 So, you two decided to take the plunge. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2617 ...and then I spent all last week watching the paint dry in my bathroom... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2618 Honestly, I'm more of a freethinker. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2619 I think those reality TV shows go a little too far sometimes 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2620 Sorry for roping you into this... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2621 I take it you guys don't get out much ... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2622 So how long have you been into this whole "swinger" thing 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2623 Can you get me another glass? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2624 Welcome to Unhappy Hour. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2625 Listen, fundraising is fundraising, and we need what we need. Ready to give? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2626 Don't worry, you're starting to grow on us. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2627 you might find it difficult to socialize for a moment but after we pour a few drinks down you you'll be the delight of the party. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2628 Wonderful going away party, darlings! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2629 I can't wear cement shoes. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2630 "And if you buy a whole book of raffle tickets, it's cheaper". 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2631 Before we get to the waterboarding, would you like a last sip of the wine? It's suppose to be a good year! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2632 So nice of you to stop by on your way... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2633 It seems one of our members found a toenail in your homemade wine. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2634 ...and that's when I discovered the fine art of potting people BEFORE eating them. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2635 On the brighter side of things, at least you're getting out of this party together. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2636 Congratulations! Here's to your winning tonight. Sad to see you won't be able to make our Hangman competition next month . 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2637 Sorry, but this crowd is leagues above you. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2638 It's quite a mob scene in here. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2639 ....and so, just sayin', you might not want to go on the boat ride with Vinny after dinner. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2640 Oh honey, this would look fabulous in our living room 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2641 pray tell, how do you manage to break away from the dungeon? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2642 E.L. Doctorow strikes again? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2643 It's dryer than I'd like. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2644 The Prez asked for examples to explain the term: Cement Shoes. We figured a couple of fired lawyers from DOJ would do. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2645 Next time clip your toenails before stomping the grapes. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2646 I just love the shoes! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2647 Congratulations on completing the course on Harry Houdini. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2648 i now pronounce you man and wife 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2649 I hear if you add nitrogen to the soil you'll grow better. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2650 It is unfortunate that you disagreed with the judges. One more sip to change your minds? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2651 I now pronounce you the bondage twosome of the week! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2652 So, enough about me. What's new with you? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2653 I'm glad to see you two finally made it to couples counseling 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2654 You make a perfect couple. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2655 Well, there's no reason I can't drink like a fish before you sleep with them! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2656 I hear you two are going away for a while. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2657 I suppose offering you a drink might be taken the wrong way. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2658 Yes, but you did request the Chateau Peau Amontillado, vintage 1846. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2659 Who ordered the big drink? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2660 Don't worry, most of our donors start out with cold feet. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2661 A Drink Before You Sink 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2662 You won, but don't you think you went a little too far? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2663 Yes, I'm pretty sure it IS red wine when you're sleeping with the fishes. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2664 Fifty Shades of Sober 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2665 I hate these things, don't you? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2666 I told you Chianti not merlot 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2667 So cement overshoes aren't really overshoes at all. Interesting. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2668 I just love your matching slippers! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2669 What brings you two here tonight? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2670 Clean feet at an S&M party is very important! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2671 I suppose the dogs are even worse than the cats. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2672 I love your shoes! Who's your consigliere? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2673 Bottoms Down 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2674 Cheers! So glad I could cement our relationship! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2675 How did you get roped into this one? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2676 So, you two met at a Mafia mixer. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2677 Perhaps this will ease your anxiety. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2678 As they say, till death do us part. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2679 I didn't mean you had to actually check your privilege. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2680 Enjoy your tour of the deep ocean trenches 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2681 You were both on my bucket list 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2682 "For the last time,which of you dropped a mouse in my wine? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2683 Pinot Noir, it matches my shoes 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2684 Well now... a toast to this new varietal blend I call... Farewell.. with "deep" aromas, "heavily weighed" ... robust flavors of the Sea... Cheers ! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2685 You look all tied up. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2686 Thanks, but sorry, we can't make it. We're all tied up. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2687 You must be Fat Tony's friends he's alwasys talking about. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2688 I asume your next cruise is for business not pleasure. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2689 I'm so glad you were able to stop by before going on your fishing trip! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2690 You say you're related to the unsinkable Molly Brown? We'll see. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2691 ..and then my cute-ums said 'mom-pa' ha ha ha. Did I mention she looks like JLo! and then... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2692 Feel tight? Here some wine to loosen you up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2693 We'll be scuba-diving on Maui next week - how about you? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2694 Is that Quickcrete? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2695 Welcome to the Cannibal's Ball ... we're pleased to have you for dinner. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2696 Really! I don't know why the two of find such a such a need to drown your sorrows. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2697 So, how's your marriage counseling doing so far.............. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2698 We believe executions should be civil! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2699 I couldn't find any bread. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2700 "Your final performance-art piece will make a splash". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2701 You thought 'swim with the fishes' meant scuba diving? Sorry! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2702 I see you got roped into coming here too? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2703 Did you hear the latest about Suzy? Well, let me tell you EVERYBODY in town is saying... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2704 Would you like to try it?. It's a Cabernet '84. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2705 It's not my usual style, but I can't have you bad-mouthing my party Monday morning. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2706 I hope you realize this isn't personal. We are all very civilized people here! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2707 It's time for some "game" "theory"! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2708 Red, White or Rose? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2709 Let me tell you about another screenplay I'm writing 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2710 Welcome to 'Survivor: Long Island'. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2711 Ohh..party activist...I get it 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2712 I'd try it myself, but my doctor says to avoid depths... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2713 That's two more I can cross off my bucket list. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2714 You two settling in OK? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2715 You two look "Fit to be tied" 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2716 Really? How do you play musical chairs? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2717 This is undrinkable, except to fish. Stomping our vineyard's grapes without washing your feet anticipated, poetically, the cement shoes. Good-bye, friends. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2718 How was the 'swim with the fishes' experience? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2719 This is your last chance to denounce Jar-Jar Binks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2720 You guys make great wine. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2721 Do you take this man to have and to hold from this day forward, for better and for worse, 'till death do you part? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2722 Who says cement shoes are all the rage? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2723 Captive bucket list audience 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2724 It's a white. It goes better with feeding the fishes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2725 Which one of you is the white wine spittoon? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2726 Regretting who you voted for? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2727 Is this your first knotworking event? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2728 I voted to burn you at the stake. I lost. Drinks on me. Kirkahtye2 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2729 You both hit on the CEO's wife...and we have rules. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2730 '' 'It's a 2009; lush and fruit-forward. Really, to die for!' " 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2731 The regional standard for personal-space comes first, then we'll talk hair. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2732 Interesting diet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2733 Mar-a-Lago's security is tighter now that our owner is President 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2734 Your new performance piece pales your last 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2735 This is inhumane! I am being forced to drink boxed wine! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2736 The 'tie up' is an initiation for all our first time art exhibitors. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2737 No, I'm sorry - the "Mob Costume Party" isn't until Friday. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2738 Love the shoes! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2739 I hope I'm not keeping you from anything. You're such good listeners 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2740 What are your thoughts about our employee advancement programs? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2741 I just feel like we have so much in common! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2742 The co-op board wants evidence we're willing to put roots down. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2743 ...I call this next poem 'Unpublished Number 256'... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2744 Karen´s WASP seeds were flourishing nicely. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2745 You could have chosen the golden parachute. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2746 Don't say I didn't teach you how to pronounce your "L"s 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2747 Don't worry. Everybody gets cold feet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2748 So how was the honeymoon? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2749