Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Our timeshare presentation will begin in about 5 minutes. |
1.8491 |
0.01647 |
2353 |
955 |
798 |
600 |
1 |
If you get a choice the East River is nice. |
1.7965 |
0.02092 |
1356 |
568 |
496 |
292 |
2 |
Grammatically, indeed it IS sleep with the fish, not 'fishes'. |
1.7952 |
0.01957 |
1768 |
816 |
498 |
454 |
3 |
So Vito tells me you're leaving the organization. |
1.7945 |
0.01541 |
2574 |
1105 |
893 |
576 |
4 |
How was your flight in on United? |
1.7631 |
0.01592 |
2562 |
1207 |
755 |
600 |
5 |
Bob tells me you're reconsidering our offer. |
1.7383 |
0.02074 |
1299 |
577 |
485 |
237 |
6 |
So when are you two taking the plunge? |
1.7363 |
0.01694 |
2067 |
957 |
698 |
412 |
7 |
Well, we did tell you it was your going away party! |
1.7328 |
0.02029 |
1441 |
671 |
484 |
286 |
8 |
I'm taking the bridge home--I'd be happy to drop you off on my way. |
1.7299 |
0.02770 |
807 |
388 |
249 |
170 |
9 |
when you said you were tied up, I assumed you wouldn't be coming. |
1.7114 |
0.01823 |
1767 |
847 |
583 |
337 |
10 |
Your first time in New Jersey? |
1.6992 |
0.01951 |
1536 |
749 |
500 |
287 |
11 |
On behalf of the airline, I offer our sincerest apologies for the inconvenience, and invite you to enjoy our hospitality suite while you await your re-accommodation. |
1.6954 |
0.02218 |
1251 |
633 |
366 |
252 |
12 |
I know this isn't the kind of farewell party you were expecting. |
1.6917 |
0.01701 |
1839 |
860 |
686 |
293 |
13 |
It's so nice to see couples that still do things together. |
1.6753 |
0.02314 |
967 |
458 |
365 |
144 |
14 |
I didn't want to come, either. |
1.6671 |
0.02036 |
1511 |
808 |
398 |
305 |
15 |
Ah, you're reporters from the N. Y. Times. Welcome to the White House. Feel free to wander around and ask the administration staff anything you'd like. |
1.6586 |
0.02403 |
1157 |
651 |
250 |
256 |
16 |
I've arranged for you to be dropped off on your way home. |
1.6559 |
0.02046 |
1270 |
631 |
445 |
194 |
17 |
The president would like to offer each member of the press a complimentary glass of wine. |
1.6548 |
0.03480 |
507 |
273 |
136 |
98 |
18 |
Yes, we're drunk and will probably regret this in the morning. |
1.6547 |
0.02291 |
1225 |
678 |
292 |
255 |
19 |
So, how do you two know the Corleones? |
1.6498 |
0.02405 |
971 |
502 |
307 |
162 |
20 |
The condo board was unanimous |
1.6462 |
0.02185 |
1173 |
609 |
370 |
194 |
21 |
I was on that diet once, too. |
1.6454 |
0.02332 |
1176 |
658 |
277 |
241 |
22 |
Unfortunately, ' Let me go' does not qualify as a final request. |
1.6422 |
0.02380 |
1129 |
635 |
263 |
231 |
23 |
Here, this should help loosen you up a bit. |
1.6408 |
0.02310 |
902 |
437 |
352 |
113 |
24 |
Typical. His bucket is 78% larger than yours. |
1.6355 |
0.02561 |
889 |
480 |
253 |
156 |
25 |
But enough about me, what have you two been up to? |
1.6337 |
0.02333 |
991 |
515 |
324 |
152 |
26 |
That's nothing; let me tell you about my day. |
1.6313 |
0.02637 |
811 |
433 |
244 |
134 |
27 |
You'll want the white wine. It goes better with fish. |
1.6311 |
0.02526 |
908 |
492 |
259 |
157 |
28 |
At first glance, the condo board rules may seem harsh. |
1.6278 |
0.02454 |
892 |
467 |
290 |
135 |
29 |
So I said to President Trump, lets invite a few TV reporters. |
1.6240 |
0.02581 |
875 |
481 |
242 |
152 |
30 |
You must be the Snitches! |
1.6232 |
0.02551 |
836 |
444 |
263 |
129 |
31 |
Try not to think about it. |
1.6215 |
0.02788 |
885 |
535 |
150 |
200 |
32 |
You must be the hostages. |
1.6195 |
0.02416 |
862 |
443 |
304 |
115 |
33 |
I'm so glad you'll be staying for my timeshare presentation. |
1.6161 |
0.02588 |
818 |
441 |
250 |
127 |
34 |
It could be worse- it could be me. |
1.6123 |
0.02769 |
810 |
469 |
186 |
155 |
35 |
No, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. |
1.5958 |
0.02826 |
621 |
330 |
212 |
79 |
36 |
I'm getting notes of despair; a hint of foreboding. |
1.5952 |
0.03183 |
546 |
306 |
155 |
85 |
37 |
We have ways of making you small-talk. |
1.5948 |
0.03596 |
464 |
271 |
110 |
83 |
38 |
Well, this sounds like a very specific dating site. |
1.5859 |
0.02996 |
594 |
332 |
176 |
86 |
39 |
I'd love to help you, but, ironically, my hands are tied. |
1.5809 |
0.03065 |
575 |
326 |
164 |
85 |
40 |
Looks like you've reached the last thing on your bucket list. |
1.5798 |
0.03363 |
495 |
286 |
131 |
78 |
41 |
How nice of you to stay for my poetry reading. |
1.5783 |
0.03252 |
517 |
296 |
143 |
78 |
42 |
Looks like you two are ready to make the plunge. |
1.5777 |
0.03012 |
566 |
315 |
175 |
76 |
43 |
So what's your safe word? |
1.5760 |
0.03121 |
533 |
299 |
161 |
73 |
44 |
But enough about me. |
1.5739 |
0.03735 |
399 |
232 |
105 |
62 |
45 |
My husband and I never do anything together any more. |
1.5731 |
0.03147 |
499 |
275 |
162 |
62 |
46 |
Mine are Gucci. I take it yours are Gambino? |
1.5711 |
0.03333 |
485 |
279 |
135 |
71 |
47 |
Salvatore tells me you sing. |
1.5697 |
0.03353 |
509 |
302 |
124 |
83 |
48 |
I gave specific instructions to pot the plants - not plant the Potts. |
1.5666 |
0.03291 |
503 |
293 |
135 |
75 |
49 |
But enough about me! How did you two meet? |
1.5622 |
0.03288 |
482 |
277 |
139 |
66 |
50 |
White House correspondent! How fascinating! |
1.5616 |
0.03434 |
479 |
286 |
117 |
76 |
51 |
Let me call you a car service—will you be going to the Hudson or East? |
1.5603 |
0.03269 |
473 |
269 |
143 |
61 |
52 |
I agree. Everybody thinks they're a victim these days. |
1.5589 |
0.03231 |
467 |
262 |
149 |
56 |
53 |
How embarrassing, I told Tony I wanted you to speak with the Fishers. |
1.5578 |
0.03595 |
441 |
266 |
104 |
71 |
54 |
Peter tells me it took a little coercion on his part to get you here. |
1.5560 |
0.03295 |
455 |
258 |
141 |
56 |
55 |
Here's to low tide. |
1.5553 |
0.03497 |
443 |
262 |
116 |
65 |
56 |
Can I interest you in a Burgundy while Rocco clears out the trunk? |
1.5538 |
0.03421 |
446 |
260 |
125 |
61 |
57 |
You must be the Victims....I've heard so much about you. |
1.5515 |
0.03241 |
437 |
242 |
149 |
46 |
58 |
I get it - it's gallows humor, only more concrete. |
1.5515 |
0.03336 |
437 |
248 |
137 |
52 |
59 |
And then, on my sixth birthday... |
1.5515 |
0.03429 |
437 |
254 |
125 |
58 |
60 |
So how do you know Vito? |
1.5508 |
0.03563 |
423 |
251 |
111 |
61 |
61 |
It isn't often I have a captive audience. |
1.5476 |
0.03303 |
420 |
234 |
142 |
44 |
62 |
I'm glad to see that you both decided to stay. |
1.5432 |
0.03448 |
405 |
232 |
126 |
47 |
63 |
You wouldn't believe the day I've had. |
1.5425 |
0.03638 |
400 |
239 |
105 |
56 |
64 |
...and then I adopted my fourth cat, and his story is even better than the first three. |
1.5421 |
0.03611 |
404 |
241 |
107 |
56 |
65 |
I know, believe me, I've had my own run-ins with the homeowners' association! |
1.5408 |
0.03477 |
392 |
224 |
124 |
44 |
66 |
Sounds like a rough day, but I'm sensing the worst part isn't over. |
1.5387 |
0.03389 |
388 |
217 |
133 |
38 |
67 |
Once more after me, You're doing the best job ever, Mr. President. |
1.5387 |
0.03743 |
388 |
236 |
95 |
57 |
68 |
Bon Voyage doesn't sound quite right, but you know what I mean. |
1.5385 |
0.03613 |
364 |
209 |
114 |
41 |
69 |
I see you two are finally taking the plunge. |
1.5333 |
0.03694 |
375 |
224 |
102 |
49 |
70 |
And then I had a yeast infection for 2 whole years.... |
1.5315 |
0.03927 |
365 |
228 |
80 |
57 |
71 |
Well, I've held you captive long enough... |
1.5312 |
0.03558 |
369 |
213 |
116 |
40 |
72 |
I see you flew in on United. |
1.5312 |
0.03913 |
369 |
231 |
80 |
58 |
73 |
Well, it's performance, but is it art? |
1.5292 |
0.03757 |
359 |
215 |
98 |
46 |
74 |
So you're the parents who donated the Make America Great Again hats to the school auction. |
1.5281 |
0.03925 |
356 |
221 |
82 |
53 |
75 |
I see you have read and agreed to our new Terms of Service. |
1.5269 |
0.03677 |
353 |
207 |
106 |
40 |
76 |
We're putting you in the high-risk pool. |
1.5256 |
0.03814 |
352 |
213 |
93 |
46 |
77 |
"Which one of you ordered the cabernet to die for"? |
1.5248 |
0.03913 |
322 |
192 |
91 |
39 |
78 |
We had such high hopes for you as new club members, but then you asked for Merlot. |
1.5237 |
0.03934 |
338 |
207 |
85 |
46 |
79 |
The Catalano Family Vineyards would like you reconsider portions of your Chianti review. |
1.5210 |
0.04082 |
334 |
211 |
72 |
51 |
80 |
Are you part of the exhibit, or should I call the police? |
1.5201 |
0.03930 |
323 |
195 |
88 |
40 |
81 |
You know what happens to parents who let their twelve year old daughter submit a caption. |
1.5199 |
0.04370 |
327 |
218 |
48 |
61 |
82 |
This is what happens when you bring merlot. |
1.5195 |
0.03911 |
333 |
203 |
87 |
43 |
83 |
I know I'm not supposed to talk to the art, but do you have the WiFi password? |
1.5188 |
0.03857 |
320 |
190 |
94 |
36 |
84 |
Would you feel more comfortable out on the terrace? |
1.5167 |
0.04019 |
300 |
180 |
85 |
35 |
85 |
When I said 'come as you are,' I didn't realize you were in the middle of something. |
1.5156 |
0.03729 |
320 |
186 |
103 |
31 |
86 |
You two are making quite the splash tonight. |
1.5156 |
0.03729 |
320 |
186 |
103 |
31 |
87 |
How long can you stay? |
1.5142 |
0.03885 |
317 |
190 |
91 |
36 |
88 |
Are you two together? |
1.5130 |
0.03915 |
308 |
184 |
90 |
34 |
89 |
This Chardonnay pairs very well with fish. |
1.5068 |
0.04215 |
292 |
183 |
70 |
39 |
90 |
It's simply an overbooking situation. I trust you both understand. |
1.5067 |
0.04236 |
300 |
191 |
66 |
43 |
91 |
You say you're in cement? My uncle was in cement. Made a fortune. |
1.5067 |
0.03850 |
300 |
177 |
94 |
29 |
92 |
What does your Fitbit say now? |
1.4982 |
0.04544 |
283 |
189 |
47 |
47 |
93 |
Well, I'd say you're going easy on yourselves considering you voted for him. |
1.4982 |
0.04598 |
283 |
191 |
43 |
49 |
94 |
If it's any consolation-- these new shoes are killing me too |
1.4982 |
0.04143 |
277 |
170 |
76 |
31 |
95 |
I see you've met my husband. |
1.4964 |
0.03993 |
276 |
165 |
85 |
26 |
96 |
There are few artists as sensitive to criticism as Mr. Gaspari. |
1.4945 |
0.04220 |
273 |
170 |
71 |
32 |
97 |
So, how long have you two Democrats been in Washington? |
1.4945 |
0.04220 |
273 |
170 |
71 |
32 |
98 |
This is just so much more effective than asking for a "Suggested Donation." |
1.4944 |
0.04089 |
267 |
161 |
80 |
26 |
99 |
Maybe this will help you loosen up a little. |
1.4943 |
0.03933 |
265 |
155 |
89 |
21 |
100 |
Would you mind taking a few minutes to complete an exit survey? |
1.4929 |
0.04673 |
211 |
129 |
60 |
22 |
101 |
I hate these going-away parties, don't you? |
1.4925 |
0.04146 |
268 |
164 |
76 |
28 |
102 |
Of course, many customers with free accounts eventually decide to upgrade |
1.4925 |
0.04213 |
268 |
166 |
72 |
30 |
103 |
We probably won't see each other again, but it was lovely to meet you. |
1.4906 |
0.03823 |
265 |
153 |
94 |
18 |
104 |
Can I get you anything.? |
1.4906 |
0.04314 |
265 |
167 |
66 |
32 |
105 |
Well, I think the bucket challenge thing has gotten out of control. |
1.4864 |
0.04345 |
257 |
162 |
65 |
30 |
106 |
Would it have killed you to delete your Yelp review? |
1.4864 |
0.04203 |
257 |
158 |
73 |
26 |
107 |
I hope that you didn't feel obligated to come. |
1.4864 |
0.04274 |
257 |
160 |
69 |
28 |
108 |
Sorry, I'm afraid you have pre-existing conditions. |
1.4862 |
0.04360 |
253 |
159 |
65 |
29 |
109 |
Let me show you the pool. |
1.4850 |
0.05111 |
200 |
130 |
43 |
27 |
110 |
I'll let you two mingle. |
1.4840 |
0.04288 |
250 |
155 |
69 |
26 |
111 |
So what sort of "family business" are you in exactly? |
1.4815 |
0.04137 |
243 |
146 |
77 |
20 |
112 |
Look, I don't mean to keep you. |
1.4815 |
0.04604 |
243 |
158 |
53 |
32 |
113 |
Care for a drink while the concrete sets? |
1.4795 |
0.04402 |
244 |
154 |
63 |
27 |
114 |
Don’t you just hate these events? Everyone acts so restrained. |
1.4795 |
0.04440 |
244 |
155 |
61 |
28 |
115 |
You two are fantastic listeners. |
1.4768 |
0.04417 |
237 |
149 |
63 |
25 |
116 |
Last call! |
1.4768 |
0.04497 |
237 |
151 |
59 |
27 |
117 |
They're all out of straws. |
1.4768 |
0.04576 |
237 |
153 |
55 |
29 |
118 |
One more round before we drop you off? |
1.4764 |
0.04346 |
233 |
144 |
67 |
22 |
119 |
You know, when you tell a host that you'll be tied up, you're not supposed to show up. |
1.4762 |
0.04501 |
231 |
146 |
60 |
25 |
120 |
You two together? |
1.4762 |
0.04501 |
231 |
146 |
60 |
25 |
121 |
Finally! A captive audience! |
1.4746 |
0.04629 |
236 |
154 |
52 |
30 |
122 |
Mainly acquisitions and hostile takeovers. And you two? |
1.4746 |
0.04430 |
236 |
149 |
62 |
25 |
123 |
Actually, no two AA chapters are exactly alike. |
1.4744 |
0.04580 |
234 |
151 |
55 |
28 |
124 |
Look at it this way, in a few months you're going to lose you health insurance anyway. |
1.4744 |
0.04539 |
234 |
150 |
57 |
27 |
125 |
I admire your restraint. |
1.4741 |
0.04359 |
232 |
144 |
66 |
22 |
126 |
Sorry. I should have warned you not to discuss politics tonight. |
1.4719 |
0.04458 |
231 |
146 |
61 |
24 |
127 |
These faculty parties are much more enjoyable once you make tenure. |
1.4719 |
0.04623 |
231 |
150 |
53 |
28 |
128 |
No - he really like you both. Usually it's straight to the river." |
1.4716 |
0.04400 |
229 |
143 |
64 |
22 |
129 |
Let me tell you about my grandkids. |
1.4716 |
0.04528 |
229 |
146 |
58 |
25 |
130 |
Do you by any chance have a rent-controlled apartment? |
1.4716 |
0.04612 |
229 |
148 |
54 |
27 |
131 |
A final toast to cement our relationship. |
1.4716 |
0.04654 |
229 |
149 |
52 |
28 |
132 |
Have you reconsidered giving a donation? |
1.4714 |
0.04684 |
227 |
148 |
51 |
28 |
133 |
Welcome to the Houdini Club initiation. |
1.4690 |
0.04485 |
226 |
143 |
60 |
23 |
134 |
Would you care for a canapé while the cement dries? |
1.4688 |
0.04192 |
224 |
135 |
73 |
16 |
135 |
I take it, you're the Magicians? |
1.4664 |
0.04528 |
223 |
142 |
58 |
23 |
136 |
Thanks for agreeing to see my baby’s photos. |
1.4658 |
0.04449 |
219 |
137 |
62 |
20 |
137 |
Let this be a lesson to you and others like you that listen to NPR but never donate. |
1.4651 |
0.04878 |
215 |
143 |
44 |
28 |
138 |
Can I get your apartment? |
1.4651 |
0.04361 |
215 |
132 |
66 |
17 |
139 |
I hear that you two are finally taking the plunge. |
1.4651 |
0.04788 |
215 |
141 |
48 |
26 |
140 |
'So you're the designated drivers.' |
1.4619 |
0.04872 |
210 |
139 |
45 |
26 |
141 |
I hear you're moving to the East River. |
1.4605 |
0.04877 |
215 |
144 |
43 |
28 |
142 |
and then when I was 23, ....am I boring you? |
1.4605 |
0.04258 |
215 |
131 |
69 |
15 |
143 |
Wikileaks has been so helpful identifying regular listeners who never pledge during the fundraising drive. |
1.4605 |
0.04832 |
215 |
143 |
45 |
27 |
144 |
You really shouldn't have said you voted for Trump. People get upset. |
1.4601 |
0.04866 |
213 |
142 |
44 |
27 |
145 |
Let me guess. This is the last item on your bucket lists. |
1.4600 |
0.04799 |
200 |
129 |
50 |
21 |
146 |
You're such good listeners. |
1.4585 |
0.04398 |
205 |
126 |
64 |
15 |
147 |
Remind me, what time do you need to be at the dock. |
1.4575 |
0.04451 |
212 |
133 |
61 |
18 |
148 |
Why so pail? |
1.4563 |
0.04746 |
206 |
134 |
50 |
22 |
149 |
You're so lucky it was low tide! |
1.4537 |
0.04811 |
205 |
135 |
47 |
23 |
150 |
I'm afraid I have some more bad news: Someone just walked in with a guitar. |
1.4537 |
0.04761 |
205 |
134 |
49 |
22 |
151 |
Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. |
1.4527 |
0.04673 |
201 |
129 |
53 |
19 |
152 |
Well it must be working. You both look very thin. |
1.4527 |
0.04726 |
201 |
130 |
51 |
20 |
153 |
You're such good listeners. |
1.4490 |
0.04589 |
196 |
124 |
56 |
16 |
154 |
Now be honest, how surprised were you guys? |
1.4490 |
0.04972 |
196 |
131 |
42 |
23 |
155 |
Thanks for coming. Can I offer a drink to loosen you up? |
1.4490 |
0.04295 |
196 |
119 |
66 |
11 |
156 |
He used to just say "You're Fired!" but now he's getting serious |
1.4462 |
0.04883 |
195 |
129 |
45 |
21 |
157 |
Just tell us why you voted for Trump. |
1.4462 |
0.04990 |
195 |
131 |
41 |
23 |
158 |
A toast to cement your relationship |
1.4450 |
0.04611 |
191 |
121 |
55 |
15 |
159 |
I understand you'll be joining us for the midnight cruise. |
1.4450 |
0.04551 |
191 |
120 |
57 |
14 |
160 |
You have to get here by 6:00 to avoid the mob. |
1.4450 |
0.05012 |
191 |
128 |
41 |
22 |
161 |
eHarmony huh? |
1.4444 |
0.05051 |
189 |
127 |
40 |
22 |
162 |
Is this performance art or did you touch a painting? |
1.4444 |
0.04881 |
189 |
124 |
46 |
19 |
163 |
Well, I told you not to say who you voted for. |
1.4444 |
0.04705 |
189 |
121 |
52 |
16 |
164 |
This should loosen you up. |
1.4415 |
0.04660 |
188 |
120 |
53 |
15 |
165 |
I haven't even begun my bucket list yet! |
1.4415 |
0.04956 |
188 |
125 |
43 |
20 |
166 |
Since you are my husband's fourth and final mistress, I'd like to propose a toast. |
1.4402 |
0.04854 |
184 |
120 |
47 |
17 |
167 |
... oh, let me know if you've heard this one before ... |
1.4402 |
0.05034 |
184 |
123 |
41 |
20 |
168 |
This reminds me of the last time I saw Jimmy Hoffa |
1.4385 |
0.04974 |
187 |
125 |
42 |
20 |
169 |
So how do you know Vito? |
1.4372 |
0.04618 |
183 |
116 |
54 |
13 |
170 |
Suddenly, Bob Mankoff looks like a genius! |
1.4372 |
0.05453 |
183 |
130 |
26 |
27 |
171 |
So YOU'RE tonight's sacrifice? How awkward. |
1.4365 |
0.04783 |
181 |
117 |
49 |
15 |
172 |
But enough about me... where do you see yourselves in five years? |
1.4365 |
0.05093 |
181 |
122 |
39 |
20 |
173 |
You couldn't just leave your cell phones at home? |
1.4365 |
0.04909 |
181 |
119 |
45 |
17 |
174 |
Lucky you -- the river is always lovely in the spring! |
1.4358 |
0.04884 |
179 |
117 |
46 |
16 |
175 |
On the bright side, it's a great way to see the East River. |
1.4358 |
0.05196 |
179 |
122 |
36 |
21 |
176 |
I hear you two are about to make quite a splash! |
1.4358 |
0.04340 |
179 |
109 |
62 |
8 |
177 |
That's terrible, but can I tell about MY problems? |
1.4326 |
0.04703 |
178 |
114 |
51 |
13 |
178 |
Fabulous going away party! |
1.4326 |
0.04901 |
178 |
117 |
45 |
16 |
179 |
Would that a fish were the worst thing I ever slept with. |
1.4326 |
0.04836 |
178 |
116 |
47 |
15 |
180 |
Wow! So you're actual tortured artists? |
1.4326 |
0.05154 |
178 |
121 |
37 |
20 |
181 |
But enough about me. |
1.4326 |
0.05029 |
178 |
119 |
41 |
18 |
182 |
Enough about me. What have you two been up to? |
1.4326 |
0.05029 |
178 |
119 |
41 |
18 |
183 |
First time to Mar-a-Lago? |
1.4310 |
0.05366 |
174 |
121 |
31 |
22 |
184 |
I see you've met my 3-year-old. |
1.4294 |
0.05396 |
170 |
118 |
31 |
21 |
185 |
So, can I count on your support? |
1.4277 |
0.04999 |
173 |
115 |
42 |
16 |
186 |
Let me guess...media? |
1.4277 |
0.05196 |
173 |
118 |
36 |
19 |
187 |
Did you send your kid to our school with a peanut butter sandwich? |
1.4277 |
0.05261 |
173 |
119 |
34 |
20 |
188 |
This is how we deal with gate crashers at Mar-a Lago. |
1.4260 |
0.05286 |
169 |
116 |
34 |
19 |
189 |
This is the 'Wine Appreciation' class. 'Bondage for Beginners' is next door. |
1.4260 |
0.05286 |
169 |
116 |
34 |
19 |
190 |
I had to be dragged here too. |
1.4235 |
0.04919 |
170 |
112 |
44 |
14 |
191 |
Can I get you a straw? |
1.4235 |
0.05261 |
170 |
117 |
34 |
19 |
192 |
But don't let me keep you. |
1.4226 |
0.04813 |
168 |
109 |
47 |
12 |
193 |
I bet you two won't make that mistake again. |
1.4226 |
0.04663 |
168 |
107 |
51 |
10 |
194 |
So you two finally decided to tie the knot. |
1.4217 |
0.04927 |
166 |
109 |
44 |
13 |
195 |
Yours, I am afraid, is a pre-existing condition. |
1.4207 |
0.05260 |
164 |
112 |
35 |
17 |
196 |
I'm enjoying being single. I don't want to be tied down at this point. |
1.4161 |
0.05104 |
161 |
108 |
39 |
14 |
197 |
So you're not going to the after-party? |
1.4161 |
0.05104 |
161 |
108 |
39 |
14 |
198 |
I know they say red wine doesn't go with fish, but would you like a sip? |
1.4161 |
0.05254 |
161 |
110 |
35 |
16 |
199 |
What a relief! I've always wanted a captive audience. |
1.4161 |
0.05104 |
161 |
108 |
39 |
14 |
200 |
I see I have a captive audience |
1.4140 |
0.05195 |
157 |
106 |
37 |
14 |
201 |
At this point, does it really matter, red or white? |
1.4140 |
0.05035 |
157 |
104 |
41 |
12 |
202 |
Of course you'll stay for dinner? |
1.4140 |
0.05425 |
157 |
109 |
31 |
17 |
203 |
I've noticed you two haven't been mingling. |
1.4140 |
0.05425 |
157 |
109 |
31 |
17 |
204 |
So where do you two see yourselves in the next five minutes? |
1.4140 |
0.04699 |
157 |
100 |
49 |
8 |
205 |
Sorry. The magician we hired had to leave suddenly. |
1.4140 |
0.05115 |
157 |
105 |
39 |
13 |
206 |
No, I can't say I have ever slept with a fish. |
1.4140 |
0.04870 |
157 |
102 |
45 |
10 |
207 |
Darlings, I absolutely didn't expect you. The Gambinos said you wouldn't be coming. |
1.4129 |
0.04911 |
155 |
101 |
44 |
10 |
208 |
Our host thought you might be interested in hearing why I voted for Donald Trump. |
1.4118 |
0.05449 |
153 |
106 |
31 |
16 |
209 |
So what part of "surprise party" don't you understand? |
1.4118 |
0.05289 |
153 |
104 |
35 |
14 |
210 |
The important thing is that you showed up. |
1.4091 |
0.05261 |
154 |
105 |
35 |
14 |
211 |
That's amazing. I only lost 6 pounds on it, but my husband wasn't as supportive as yours. |
1.4091 |
0.05420 |
154 |
107 |
31 |
16 |
212 |
So how exactly did you get here? |
1.4067 |
0.05524 |
150 |
105 |
29 |
16 |
213 |
You think that's cutting edge? You should see what Lady Gaga's wearing. |
1.4054 |
0.05898 |
148 |
108 |
20 |
20 |
214 |
Would you like your glass half-empty or half-full? |
1.4054 |
0.05237 |
148 |
100 |
36 |
12 |
215 |
What offer did you refuse? |
1.4014 |
0.05168 |
147 |
99 |
37 |
11 |
216 |
What type of art are you? |
1.4014 |
0.05345 |
147 |
101 |
33 |
13 |
217 |
So now you DO want to hear my screenplay idea? |
1.4014 |
0.05517 |
147 |
103 |
29 |
15 |
218 |
I told my husband you were bound to be here. |
1.4014 |
0.04890 |
147 |
96 |
43 |
8 |
219 |
The president assures you that it's standard procedure for all our guests who are members of the press. |
1.3986 |
0.05713 |
143 |
102 |
25 |
16 |
220 |
What's the opposite of "cheers"? |
1.3972 |
0.05409 |
141 |
97 |
32 |
12 |
221 |
Must you always play the victims? |
1.3957 |
0.05268 |
139 |
94 |
35 |
10 |
222 |
Then I met my second husband... |
1.3957 |
0.04637 |
139 |
88 |
47 |
4 |
223 |
Maybe we can split an Uber later? Looks like you're headed toward the East River, too. |
1.3957 |
0.05268 |
139 |
94 |
35 |
10 |
224 |
Sorry, it's just until I finish telling you about my conversion to Veganism. |
1.3957 |
0.05268 |
139 |
94 |
35 |
10 |
225 |
Any more thoughts about trying to leave early? |
1.3957 |
0.05650 |
139 |
98 |
27 |
14 |
226 |
Its a screwdriver. I thought when you said 'Get me a jackhammer' any tool-themed drink would do. |
1.3957 |
0.05463 |
139 |
96 |
31 |
12 |
227 |
I couldn't help noticing your shoes. |
1.3957 |
0.05168 |
139 |
93 |
37 |
9 |
228 |
So, Jan tells me that you had a little trouble with your United flight? |
1.3957 |
0.05921 |
139 |
101 |
21 |
17 |
229 |
Great going away party! |
1.3944 |
0.05650 |
142 |
101 |
26 |
15 |
230 |
The wine will go well with the fishes. |
1.3897 |
0.05540 |
136 |
95 |
29 |
12 |
231 |
Well that's one way to cement a relationship. |
1.3889 |
0.06832 |
90 |
63 |
19 |
8 |
232 |
Next time don't bring crackers that contain gluten. |
1.3864 |
0.06145 |
132 |
98 |
17 |
17 |
233 |
I love a captive audience. |
1.3864 |
0.05552 |
132 |
92 |
29 |
11 |
234 |
I see you've embraced the new healthcare plan |
1.3864 |
0.05552 |
132 |
92 |
29 |
11 |
235 |
.....and this is why you should never discuss politics. |
1.3864 |
0.05446 |
132 |
91 |
31 |
10 |
236 |
I realize it's unorthodox, but we have to do something with the people who don't make tenure. |
1.3864 |
0.05552 |
132 |
92 |
29 |
11 |
237 |
We thought it would be nice to give you a little send off. |
1.3846 |
0.05281 |
130 |
88 |
34 |
8 |
238 |
So how's the witness protection thing working out? |
1.3828 |
0.05669 |
128 |
90 |
27 |
11 |
239 |
Not drinking tonight? |
1.3817 |
0.05882 |
131 |
95 |
22 |
14 |
240 |
I didn't know the Vice President was into performance art. |
1.3817 |
0.05679 |
131 |
93 |
26 |
12 |
241 |
You know that's exactly why my husband and I decided we wouldn't sign a prenuptial agreement |
1.3817 |
0.05468 |
131 |
91 |
30 |
10 |
242 |
Of course I am still pro life |
1.3817 |
0.05574 |
131 |
92 |
28 |
11 |
243 |
Going so soon? |
1.3780 |
0.05469 |
127 |
88 |
30 |
9 |
244 |
Do you prefer full sunlight or shade? |
1.3780 |
0.05908 |
127 |
92 |
22 |
13 |
245 |
You'll be fine. They're just putting you in the 'High Risk Pool.' |
1.3780 |
0.05582 |
127 |
89 |
28 |
10 |
246 |
When did you decide to leave the Witness Protection Program? |
1.3780 |
0.05582 |
127 |
89 |
28 |
10 |
247 |
Would you care for some Chardonnay while the concrete sets up? |
1.3780 |
0.05115 |
127 |
85 |
36 |
6 |
248 |
You're merely an outward expression of what we all feel. |
1.3780 |
0.05693 |
127 |
90 |
26 |
11 |
249 |
Have to admit I wasn't expecting to get such good advice from members of the outgoing administration! |
1.3780 |
0.05908 |
127 |
92 |
22 |
13 |
250 |
So, how do you two know David? |
1.3780 |
0.05582 |
127 |
89 |
28 |
10 |
251 |
Ah, you must be the holdovers from the last Administration. |
1.3780 |
0.05801 |
127 |
91 |
24 |
12 |
252 |
So, when did you tie the knot? |
1.3780 |
0.05469 |
127 |
88 |
30 |
9 |
253 |
You must be the couple that offended "you know who" by talking during his toast at tonight's State Dinner. |
1.3780 |
0.05353 |
127 |
87 |
32 |
8 |
254 |
Oh yes, we are VERY serious about RSVPs. |
1.3780 |
0.05801 |
127 |
91 |
24 |
12 |
255 |
But is it art? |
1.3780 |
0.05353 |
127 |
87 |
32 |
8 |
256 |
I'm so glad you decided to stay. |
1.3780 |
0.05469 |
127 |
88 |
30 |
9 |
257 |
So, you must be the performance artists. |
1.3760 |
0.05526 |
125 |
87 |
29 |
9 |
258 |
How can you BOTH forget your safe word? |
1.3760 |
0.05526 |
125 |
87 |
29 |
9 |
259 |
Oh you'll just love the view of the Brooklyn Bridge from the East River |
1.3760 |
0.05526 |
125 |
87 |
29 |
9 |
260 |
Sorry! AllI said was "Chill the whites". |
1.3750 |
0.05805 |
120 |
85 |
25 |
10 |
261 |
Looks like you two are going to be in over your heads here tonight. |
1.3740 |
0.05818 |
123 |
88 |
24 |
11 |
262 |
I feel like a hostage at these events, too. |
1.3740 |
0.05085 |
123 |
82 |
36 |
5 |
263 |
Tell me if you've heard this one already... |
1.3740 |
0.05818 |
123 |
88 |
24 |
11 |
264 |
Instead of a blindfold taste tasting, we decided to make it more challenging |
1.3740 |
0.05214 |
123 |
83 |
34 |
6 |
265 |
And WHAT dating site did you meet on? |
1.3740 |
0.05932 |
123 |
89 |
22 |
12 |
266 |
Those shoes are just to die for! |
1.3740 |
0.05818 |
123 |
88 |
24 |
11 |
267 |
Straw? |
1.3719 |
0.05884 |
121 |
87 |
23 |
11 |
268 |
Don't move. I'll be right back! |
1.3719 |
0.05521 |
121 |
84 |
29 |
8 |
269 |
Just don't stand there - mingle! |
1.3719 |
0.05395 |
121 |
83 |
31 |
7 |
270 |
So, how do you know Tony? |
1.3719 |
0.06000 |
121 |
88 |
21 |
12 |
271 |
Oh, come on. Drink up- you only live once. |
1.3719 |
0.05645 |
121 |
85 |
27 |
9 |
272 |
Well, make yourselves comfortable. |
1.3719 |
0.05134 |
121 |
81 |
35 |
5 |
273 |
Do you have any shellfish allergies? |
1.3719 |
0.05765 |
121 |
86 |
25 |
10 |
274 |
I was told if this won't loosen you up, nothing will. |
1.3719 |
0.05134 |
121 |
81 |
35 |
5 |
275 |
This has notes of desperation. |
1.3719 |
0.05884 |
121 |
87 |
23 |
11 |
276 |
The designated drivers, I presume? |
1.3719 |
0.05645 |
121 |
85 |
27 |
9 |
277 |
Don't know what you two said to the boss, but, it looks like you're going places. |
1.3719 |
0.05521 |
121 |
84 |
29 |
8 |
278 |
Would you like this to go? |
1.3719 |
0.05765 |
121 |
86 |
25 |
10 |
279 |
To be honest, I don't want to be here either. |
1.3719 |
0.04858 |
121 |
79 |
39 |
3 |
280 |
Can I get you some water? |
1.3719 |
0.05884 |
121 |
87 |
23 |
11 |
281 |
I'll let the Fishes know you've arrived. |
1.3719 |
0.05521 |
121 |
84 |
29 |
8 |
282 |
I thought you two would hit it off. |
1.3719 |
0.05645 |
121 |
85 |
27 |
9 |
283 |
I'm going to ask one last time, where is my garden gnome? |
1.3719 |
0.05884 |
121 |
87 |
23 |
11 |
284 |
Keep stomping. We need about twenty more glasses. |
1.3694 |
0.05568 |
111 |
76 |
29 |
6 |
285 |
Let me guess: You both spoke truth to power. |
1.3689 |
0.05843 |
122 |
88 |
23 |
11 |
286 |
Of course, all donations are voluntary. |
1.3644 |
0.05855 |
118 |
85 |
23 |
10 |
287 |
Sorry, your children will not pay the ransom. |
1.3644 |
0.06098 |
118 |
87 |
19 |
12 |
288 |
How's your expose' on the mafia going? |
1.3621 |
0.05530 |
116 |
81 |
28 |
7 |
289 |
I'm sorry, but your hands are tied, and our decision is set in stone. |
1.3621 |
0.05530 |
116 |
81 |
28 |
7 |
290 |
Sorry, the President did not accept your apology. |
1.3621 |
0.05530 |
116 |
81 |
28 |
7 |
291 |
I can't tell if this is modern art or a hostage situation. |
1.3621 |
0.05795 |
116 |
83 |
24 |
9 |
292 |
I recommend the white Zin, it goes much better with fish. |
1.3621 |
0.05530 |
116 |
81 |
28 |
7 |
293 |
Enough about me, what's new with you two? |
1.3621 |
0.05664 |
116 |
82 |
26 |
8 |
294 |
A Chenin Blanc will give you more buoyancy. |
1.3621 |
0.05664 |
116 |
82 |
26 |
8 |
295 |
Planter fascism? |
1.3621 |
0.05923 |
116 |
84 |
22 |
10 |
296 |
Now we'll see how you like double-dipping. |
1.3621 |
0.06048 |
116 |
85 |
20 |
11 |
297 |
Don't you hate it when someone shows up wearing the same outfit? |
1.3621 |
0.05530 |
116 |
81 |
28 |
7 |
298 |
How about a drink to loosen up? |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
299 |
Would the designated drivers like a teensy sip? |
1.3596 |
0.05992 |
114 |
83 |
21 |
10 |
300 |
Wouldn't joining AA be easier? |
1.3596 |
0.05590 |
114 |
80 |
27 |
7 |
301 |
I'm not boring you, am I? |
1.3596 |
0.05727 |
114 |
81 |
25 |
8 |
302 |
No more wine for you. You're already potted |
1.3596 |
0.05992 |
114 |
83 |
21 |
10 |
303 |
So what else is on your bucket list? |
1.3596 |
0.06246 |
114 |
85 |
17 |
12 |
304 |
Small world – my husband was a snitch. |
1.3596 |
0.05727 |
114 |
81 |
25 |
8 |
305 |
So, what's next on the old bucket list? |
1.3596 |
0.05992 |
114 |
83 |
21 |
10 |
306 |
I hear the East River is beautiful this time of year |
1.3571 |
0.05930 |
112 |
81 |
22 |
9 |
307 |
Harold, let's get these for the pool! |
1.3571 |
0.06064 |
112 |
82 |
20 |
10 |
308 |
Well, I never expected to see you two here. |
1.3571 |
0.05508 |
112 |
78 |
28 |
6 |
309 |
Don't worry. Soon you'll be back on the president's good side. |
1.3571 |
0.06324 |
112 |
84 |
16 |
12 |
310 |
Stay here. I'll be right back. |
1.3571 |
0.05930 |
112 |
81 |
22 |
9 |
311 |
Don't just stand there. Mingle! |
1.3571 |
0.05793 |
112 |
80 |
24 |
8 |
312 |
So how do you know Fat Tony? |
1.3571 |
0.06324 |
112 |
84 |
16 |
12 |
313 |
So I hear you two are going to take the plunge! |
1.3571 |
0.06450 |
112 |
85 |
14 |
13 |
314 |
The Friendly Skies would like to comp you with a complimentary beverage |
1.3571 |
0.05793 |
112 |
80 |
24 |
8 |
315 |
Just be thankful you didn't come to the blind tasting. |
1.3545 |
0.06001 |
110 |
80 |
21 |
9 |
316 |
Well, you knew it was a farewell party. |
1.3545 |
0.05568 |
110 |
77 |
27 |
6 |
317 |
....so, while Macy's had the right color, the heel was the wrong height, so then I went to DSW.... |
1.3545 |
0.05416 |
110 |
76 |
29 |
5 |
318 |
And how do you two know the Sopranos? |
1.3545 |
0.06533 |
110 |
84 |
13 |
13 |
319 |
Well, my life plan is not as concrete as yours. |
1.3545 |
0.05716 |
110 |
78 |
25 |
7 |
320 |
You must be the two artists about to join the Hudson River School. |
1.3545 |
0.06404 |
110 |
83 |
15 |
12 |
321 |
Looks like you had the same bucket list. |
1.3545 |
0.05860 |
110 |
79 |
23 |
8 |
322 |
Yes, I would like to hear what's next on your bucket list. |
1.3545 |
0.05568 |
110 |
77 |
27 |
6 |
323 |
I would offer you a drink, but I see your hands are tied. |
1.3545 |
0.06138 |
110 |
81 |
19 |
10 |
324 |
I told you this party was going to be a mob scene! |
1.3545 |
0.05716 |
110 |
78 |
25 |
7 |
325 |
You two are on my Bucket list. |
1.3545 |
0.06138 |
110 |
81 |
19 |
10 |
326 |
We frown on boxed wine. |
1.3545 |
0.06404 |
110 |
83 |
15 |
12 |
327 |
You'll love the seafood |
1.3545 |
0.05860 |
110 |
79 |
23 |
8 |
328 |
Could I at least get you some fresh gags? |
1.3545 |
0.05416 |
110 |
76 |
29 |
5 |
329 |
So, how long will you be art? |
1.3545 |
0.06001 |
110 |
80 |
21 |
9 |
330 |
Can I pour some wine down your throat? |
1.3545 |
0.06001 |
110 |
80 |
21 |
9 |
331 |
Now don't feel like you have to stay. |
1.3519 |
0.05630 |
108 |
76 |
26 |
6 |
332 |
Leave it to Saint Laurent to use rope and bucket so ironically. |
1.3486 |
0.06026 |
109 |
80 |
20 |
9 |
333 |
The S&M party was last night. |
1.3486 |
0.05738 |
109 |
78 |
24 |
7 |
334 |
Since you have nothing to lose, would you mind tasting my drink to see if it's poisoned? |
1.3486 |
0.05884 |
109 |
79 |
22 |
8 |
335 |
Finally! A captive audience! |
1.3486 |
0.05738 |
109 |
78 |
24 |
7 |
336 |
I would have chosen Canada, but I do respect your choice. |
1.3486 |
0.06435 |
109 |
83 |
14 |
12 |
337 |
I almost wore that same dress tonight. |
1.3486 |
0.06166 |
109 |
81 |
18 |
10 |
338 |
Emma, Colin, I'm sure you didn't mean to skip over my far-superior caption! |
1.3465 |
0.06812 |
101 |
78 |
11 |
12 |
339 |
Love your costumes! Which Russian politicians are you supposed to be? |
1.3458 |
0.05954 |
107 |
78 |
21 |
8 |
340 |
So, as House Republican members, did you feel any pressure to vote for the American Health Care Act? |
1.3458 |
0.06100 |
107 |
79 |
19 |
9 |
341 |
So, how'd you guys get roped into this party? |
1.3431 |
0.05828 |
102 |
73 |
23 |
6 |
342 |
So, what's on your bucket list? |
1.3429 |
0.06323 |
105 |
79 |
16 |
10 |
343 |
I guess they are really serious about weeding out the office romances. |
1.3429 |
0.06466 |
105 |
80 |
14 |
11 |
344 |
There you are!! I figured you two were either tied up or planted yourselves in a corner. |
1.3429 |
0.06323 |
105 |
79 |
16 |
10 |
345 |
I can see you're in a bit of a bind. |
1.3429 |
0.05384 |
105 |
73 |
28 |
4 |
346 |
Let me get you two a drink. Wait right here. |
1.3415 |
0.06309 |
82 |
58 |
20 |
4 |
347 |
Jeez, I never thought of doing that for birth control. |
1.3398 |
0.06552 |
103 |
79 |
13 |
11 |
348 |
Something to drink while the cement sets? |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
349 |
Of course, "free cruise" lends itself to broad interpretation. |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
350 |
Oh, enough about me, I can't wait to hear what you folks have been up to. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
351 |
You know, if you had mentioned you were "literally" tied up, I wouldn't have insisted. |
1.3398 |
0.06552 |
103 |
79 |
13 |
11 |
352 |
For what it's worth, I thought having a goodbye party was a bit excessive. |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
353 |
No, no, that's not the way the ice bucket challenge works. |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
354 |
We realize our interview process is a little more challenging than most companies. |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
355 |
So who asked whom to tie the knot? |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
356 |
I would really love to help, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
357 |
How was your flight? |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
358 |
You should know that not all of us think you're rats. |
1.3398 |
0.06552 |
103 |
79 |
13 |
11 |
359 |
How is that witness protection program working out? |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
360 |
Now this is what I call a captive audience! |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
361 |
I'll deny I said this, but your reviews were spot-on. |
1.3398 |
0.06406 |
103 |
78 |
15 |
10 |
362 |
So you thought "the Fishes" were a couple. |
1.3398 |
0.05441 |
103 |
72 |
27 |
4 |
363 |
Thanks for staying. It means a lot. |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
364 |
I'm glad you came. I thought that you two would have a lot in common. |
1.3398 |
0.06255 |
103 |
77 |
17 |
9 |
365 |
Are you performance art or did you really do something naughty? |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
366 |
I always feel awkward talking to people in your situation. |
1.3398 |
0.05264 |
103 |
71 |
29 |
3 |
367 |
It's always awkward to run into my clients like this. |
1.3373 |
0.06700 |
83 |
61 |
16 |
6 |
368 |
Maybe next dinner party, you'll bring the dish you were assigned to bring |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
369 |
Adam, I knew you had met a girl, but you didn't tell me that you had tied the knots. |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
370 |
Let me guess--you voted for Trump, or you hated Hamilton? |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
371 |
I knew you two were bound to show up. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
372 |
Would you prefer white, it goes better with fish. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
373 |
You two must be journalists. |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
374 |
I remember my own hazing like it as just yesterday! |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
375 |
Well, my bucket-list is less austere |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
376 |
I think every cocktail party should have designated listeners. |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
377 |
So you must be the parents of the artist. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
378 |
So...how are you liking the Houdini Emersion program? |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
379 |
While we wait for the cement to dry, can I get you a straw? |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
380 |
I'm sure it'll blow over. Lord knows, I have my own family problems. |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
381 |
That's precisely why I don't buy shoes online. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
382 |
Stomp on those grapes faster! Merlot won't make itself! |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
383 |
Do you have a designated diver? |
1.3333 |
0.06091 |
99 |
73 |
19 |
7 |
384 |
I see you lost the caption contest. |
1.3333 |
0.06091 |
99 |
73 |
19 |
7 |
385 |
Let me tell you why Hillary should have won... |
1.3333 |
0.05920 |
99 |
72 |
21 |
6 |
386 |
Do your best to mingle. |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
99 |
68 |
29 |
2 |
387 |
I honestly didn't know there was a thirteenth step. |
1.3333 |
0.06261 |
87 |
63 |
19 |
5 |
388 |
I have read about the Mafia diet, but wanted to wait until after the holidays. |
1.3333 |
0.06421 |
99 |
75 |
15 |
9 |
389 |
Terribly sorry, but we had run out of sacrifices |
1.3333 |
0.05920 |
99 |
72 |
21 |
6 |
390 |
Adding designated listeners to these cocktail parties is such a good idea. |
1.3333 |
0.06580 |
99 |
76 |
13 |
10 |
391 |
So, who's going to be the first volunteer to taste Trumps new brand "Sour Grapes " ? |
1.3333 |
0.06091 |
99 |
73 |
19 |
7 |
392 |
...and THEN you can apply for a Green Card? |
1.3333 |
0.06091 |
99 |
73 |
19 |
7 |
393 |
So how do you know Fat Tony? |
1.3333 |
0.05561 |
99 |
70 |
25 |
4 |
394 |
So how do you know the captors? |
1.3333 |
0.05743 |
99 |
71 |
23 |
5 |
395 |
Sal tells me you're both informants. |
1.3333 |
0.06580 |
99 |
76 |
13 |
10 |
396 |
...and the water there is so clear, you can see all the way to the bottom. You'll absolutely love it! |
1.3299 |
0.06169 |
97 |
72 |
18 |
7 |
397 |
I've never had such a captive audience. |
1.3299 |
0.05811 |
97 |
70 |
22 |
5 |
398 |
So you guys must be the designated drivers... |
1.3299 |
0.05811 |
97 |
70 |
22 |
5 |
399 |
No, this is the 'Drinking like Fishes' seminar. 'Sleeping with the Fishes' is down the hall. |
1.3299 |
0.06341 |
97 |
73 |
16 |
8 |
400 |
Well yes, the invitation did say, 'Come as you are.' I am intrigued, however. |
1.3294 |
0.06775 |
85 |
64 |
14 |
7 |
401 |
I like when I have a captive audience. |
1.3263 |
0.06599 |
95 |
73 |
13 |
9 |
402 |
You really need to loosen up a bit. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
403 |
How nice,you're both recovering alcoholics. |
1.3263 |
0.06599 |
95 |
73 |
13 |
9 |
404 |
I love a captive audience. |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
405 |
Will you be around next week? |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
406 |
It may seem harsh, but we can't have people putting ice cubes in red wine. |
1.3263 |
0.06068 |
95 |
70 |
19 |
6 |
407 |
Now, isn't this better than sitting on a Grand Jury? |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
408 |
So, you both worked on the Hillary campaign? |
1.3263 |
0.06427 |
95 |
72 |
15 |
8 |
409 |
Where in Sheepshead Bay--as if I really have to ask. |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
410 |
"I agree! These cocktail parties are pure torture! |
1.3263 |
0.06068 |
95 |
70 |
19 |
6 |
411 |
Listen, no one is forcing you to be here. |
1.3263 |
0.06068 |
95 |
70 |
19 |
6 |
412 |
You appear to have a pre-existing condition. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
413 |
When Vinny invited me, he never mentioned it was a going away party. |
1.3263 |
0.06068 |
95 |
70 |
19 |
6 |
414 |
So, how do you know Mr. and Mrs. Corleone? |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
415 |
Welcome to the witness protection program. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
416 |
Would a straw help? |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
417 |
I guess the Family thinks you two shouldn't get married. |
1.3263 |
0.06427 |
95 |
72 |
15 |
8 |
418 |
You guys really should walk around and mingle instead of planting yourselves right there. |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
419 |
Still won't talk, eh? Let's see if you can withstand the tedious banter of my party guests. |
1.3263 |
0.06427 |
95 |
72 |
15 |
8 |
420 |
On behalf of that Mar-a-Lago Initiation Committee - Congratulations for making it this far. |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
421 |
Consider what would happen if we ALL neglected our condo fees! |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
422 |
I've been noticing that other people seem to be avoiding you. |
1.3263 |
0.06068 |
95 |
70 |
19 |
6 |
423 |
I'm guessing you're designated? |
1.3263 |
0.06427 |
95 |
72 |
15 |
8 |
424 |
This is how we torture wine snobs. Now watch me drink this red wine out of a white wine glass. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
425 |
A drink to loosen you up? |
1.3226 |
0.05547 |
93 |
66 |
24 |
3 |
426 |
Welcome to Brooklyn. Some things haven't changed. |
1.3226 |
0.05332 |
93 |
65 |
26 |
2 |
427 |
I'm not very good at farewell toasts. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
428 |
Well what did you expect showing up with a Merlot? |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
429 |
Can I drop you off somewhere after the party? |
1.3226 |
0.05332 |
93 |
65 |
26 |
2 |
430 |
You two look like a fun couple! |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
431 |
I am so sorry about this low tide mix up. Why don't you both stay, mingle, and we'll try throwing you off the pier again in six hours. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
432 |
"Enjoying the 'going-away-party'? |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
433 |
Well it's very brave of you to show up tonight.... |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
434 |
I just love how you two do everything together. |
1.3191 |
0.05899 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
435 |
The drinks are just to lighten the termination process. |
1.3191 |
0.05702 |
94 |
68 |
22 |
4 |
436 |
I see you are from the press corps!" |
1.3191 |
0.06275 |
94 |
71 |
16 |
7 |
437 |
I heard it was a real mob scene here last night. |
1.3191 |
0.05702 |
94 |
68 |
22 |
4 |
438 |
Since you'll be having the fish tonight, may I suggest this excellent Sicilian pinot? |
1.3191 |
0.05899 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
439 |
Chapter One "I am born" |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
440 |
Well, they specifically said "no social media" during the ceremony. |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
441 |
Sorry, the cruise is overbooked. |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
442 |
Have a drink before you head toward the pier. |
1.3187 |
0.05608 |
91 |
65 |
23 |
3 |
443 |
Now THIS is my kind of parent-teacher conference. |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
444 |
I hope I'm not boring you? |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
445 |
It's so refreshing to actually see someone follow through on their Election Night promises! |
1.3187 |
0.06227 |
91 |
68 |
17 |
6 |
446 |
May I drop you off? |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
447 |
Lately this place is a mob scene. |
1.3187 |
0.06608 |
91 |
70 |
13 |
8 |
448 |
I really didn't want to come to this party either. |
1.3187 |
0.06608 |
91 |
70 |
13 |
8 |
449 |
So what's your safe word? |
1.3187 |
0.05608 |
91 |
65 |
23 |
3 |
450 |
The East River IS lovely this time of year. |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
451 |
I think you two are somewhat confused about the ice water challenge. |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
452 |
I'm impressed. The chairman doesn't usually go in for such elaborate send offs. |
1.3187 |
0.05608 |
91 |
65 |
23 |
3 |
453 |
Oh my. Did I misuse "literally" again? |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
454 |
I knew you were bound to show up. |
1.3187 |
0.05822 |
91 |
66 |
21 |
4 |
455 |
Bottoms up |
1.3187 |
0.05822 |
91 |
66 |
21 |
4 |
456 |
Ahhh...I see I have a captive audience |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
457 |
I believe the term "invitation only" speaks for itself. |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
458 |
No offense, but I never understood performance art |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
459 |
Once this little meet and greet is over, the co-op Board will give your application its final review. |
1.3171 |
0.06464 |
82 |
61 |
16 |
5 |
460 |
So you two met on Snitch.com. |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
461 |
No, of course not. We just need you to hold up the volley ball net. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
462 |
You must be the Liberals I've heard so much about. |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
463 |
Well, despite that, we still consider ourselves open minded when it comes to Trump supporters. |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
464 |
I hear that you'll be leaving us soon. |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
465 |
Art isn't easy. |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
466 |
I'm just not ready to be tied down. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
467 |
I hadn't realized you two had tied the knot. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
468 |
Really, there is no pressure to contribute at these things. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
469 |
I hear the bottom of the Hudson is beautiful this time of year. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
470 |
Aren't you going to introduce me to your minus one? |
1.3133 |
0.05920 |
83 |
60 |
20 |
3 |
471 |
It's called Amway. Have you heard of it? |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
472 |
I respect abstinence, but can't you just say "No thank you"? |
1.3103 |
0.06802 |
87 |
68 |
11 |
8 |
473 |
You must be from Jersey? |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
474 |
So you're ready to take the plunge! |
1.3103 |
0.05736 |
87 |
63 |
21 |
3 |
475 |
This would have been easier had you RSVPed 'yes'. |
1.3103 |
0.06185 |
87 |
65 |
17 |
5 |
476 |
Well I see you've met Doug... |
1.3103 |
0.05965 |
87 |
64 |
19 |
4 |
477 |
Maybe just try living together first? |
1.3103 |
0.06185 |
87 |
65 |
17 |
5 |
478 |
I feel like I was forced to attend this party too. |
1.3103 |
0.05736 |
87 |
63 |
21 |
3 |
479 |
We consider the concrete a pre-existing condition. |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
480 |
I'm just glad I was finally able to bring you two together. |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
481 |
Let's drown your sorrows first. |
1.3103 |
0.05965 |
87 |
64 |
19 |
4 |
482 |
So tell me again, Senators, how are you going to vote on Trump's new health care plan? |
1.3103 |
0.06603 |
87 |
67 |
13 |
7 |
483 |
Thank you for agreeing to listen to a presentation about a fantastic time-share opportunity. |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
484 |
I've always felt one of my gifts is my ability to captivate my audience. |
1.3103 |
0.05498 |
87 |
62 |
23 |
2 |
485 |
And you must be the S & Ms. |
1.3103 |
0.06185 |
87 |
65 |
17 |
5 |
486 |
My dears, the theme for tonight's soirée was whodunit, not Houdini. |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
487 |
I understand you can't stay long... |
1.3103 |
0.05736 |
87 |
63 |
21 |
3 |
488 |
Hey guys, great going away party. |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
489 |
Can I have a moment of your time? |
1.3103 |
0.05498 |
87 |
62 |
23 |
2 |
490 |
Great goodbye party! |
1.3103 |
0.06802 |
87 |
68 |
11 |
8 |
491 |
As a "look", I'm not impressed. As an excuse for being late, it just might work. |
1.3103 |
0.05736 |
87 |
63 |
21 |
3 |
492 |
Did I tell you about my beautiful, creative, wonderful daughter who is climbing Everest to save the environment and ... |
1.3103 |
0.05736 |
87 |
63 |
21 |
3 |
493 |
This piece is truly compelling - are you allowed to talk? |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
494 |
Let me guess...you're journalists! |
1.3103 |
0.06185 |
87 |
65 |
17 |
5 |
495 |
You'll be interested in hearing about my grandson's essay. |
1.3103 |
0.06185 |
87 |
65 |
17 |
5 |
496 |
Last drink request? |
1.3103 |
0.05736 |
87 |
63 |
21 |
3 |
497 |
Don't you think you're going a little overboard? |
1.3103 |
0.06397 |
87 |
66 |
15 |
6 |
498 |
"You will remain there until each of you can say and spell "hors' d'oeuvres" correctly". |
1.3103 |
0.06603 |
87 |
67 |
13 |
7 |
499 |
We call this "Two Bucket Chuck". |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
500 |
One for the Road |
1.3059 |
0.05803 |
85 |
62 |
20 |
3 |
501 |
Sorry, the Hoffa tribute was last night. |
1.3059 |
0.06700 |
85 |
66 |
12 |
7 |
502 |
I was told to untie you only if you will stop talking about your dog. |
1.3059 |
0.06700 |
85 |
66 |
12 |
7 |
503 |
I know you may think we are going a little overboard here. |
1.3059 |
0.06268 |
85 |
64 |
16 |
5 |
504 |
Drink like a... sleep with the... I can't remember how it goes, but whatever. Fishes. |
1.3023 |
0.06421 |
86 |
66 |
14 |
6 |
505 |
Just sit tight, the tide's coming in. |
1.3023 |
0.05980 |
86 |
64 |
18 |
4 |
506 |
Why? Because we can't have you urinating all over the floor - That's why." |
1.3023 |
0.05980 |
86 |
64 |
18 |
4 |
507 |
We have ways of making you small-talk. |
1.3012 |
0.06353 |
83 |
63 |
15 |
5 |
508 |
I see your excuse of being all tied up tonight didn't get you off the hook. |
1.3012 |
0.06580 |
83 |
64 |
13 |
6 |
509 |
Would I be too forward if I said I'm into this sort of thing, too? |
1.3012 |
0.06353 |
83 |
63 |
15 |
5 |
510 |
I see that you ordered Cabernet with the fish. |
1.3012 |
0.06353 |
83 |
63 |
15 |
5 |
511 |
"The Godfather's party is down the hall". |
1.3012 |
0.06580 |
83 |
64 |
13 |
6 |
512 |
Is this your first wine hazing party? |
1.3012 |
0.06353 |
83 |
63 |
15 |
5 |
513 |
You wanted him. You can have him. |
1.3012 |
0.06800 |
83 |
65 |
11 |
7 |
514 |
So, you're in concrete. |
1.3012 |
0.06353 |
83 |
63 |
15 |
5 |
515 |
The invitation said, dress casually, not casualty. |
1.3012 |
0.06580 |
83 |
64 |
13 |
6 |
516 |
How ever do you take selfies? |
1.3012 |
0.07013 |
83 |
66 |
9 |
8 |
517 |
I hear you're about to take the plunge! |
1.3012 |
0.06353 |
83 |
63 |
15 |
5 |
518 |
I'm so awkward at times like this. I know 'bon voyage' doesn't suit, but.... |
1.2976 |
0.06511 |
84 |
65 |
13 |
6 |
519 |
I'll never understand conceptual art. |
1.2963 |
0.06197 |
81 |
61 |
16 |
4 |
520 |
Thank you both for making this fundraiser a success! |
1.2963 |
0.05943 |
81 |
60 |
18 |
3 |
521 |
How long since you two tied the knot? |
1.2963 |
0.06197 |
81 |
61 |
16 |
4 |
522 |
I see you've made Mr. Toscani's bucket list. |
1.2963 |
0.05943 |
81 |
60 |
18 |
3 |
523 |
I admire a couple that does things together. |
1.2963 |
0.05678 |
81 |
59 |
20 |
2 |
524 |
This party is mobbed, eh? |
1.2963 |
0.06197 |
81 |
61 |
16 |
4 |
525 |
I admire your restraint. |
1.2963 |
0.06442 |
81 |
62 |
14 |
5 |
526 |
Don't go away, I'll be right back. |
1.2963 |
0.06442 |
81 |
62 |
14 |
5 |
527 |
So how did you two meet? |
1.2963 |
0.06442 |
81 |
62 |
14 |
5 |
528 |
So, I see you two voted against the health care bill. |
1.2963 |
0.06442 |
81 |
62 |
14 |
5 |
529 |
Before you start your free cruise, a quick question, can we can count on you guys to join our timeshare community today? |
1.2963 |
0.06677 |
81 |
63 |
12 |
6 |
530 |
Unfortunately, there are some things you just can't unsee |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
531 |
Thanks for coming, you'd mentioned that you might be all tied up! |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
532 |
So when will the police be done gathering evidence? |
1.2911 |
0.05740 |
79 |
58 |
19 |
2 |
533 |
This is a party you're bound to enjoy! |
1.2911 |
0.06016 |
79 |
59 |
17 |
3 |
534 |
Now say you're sorry you cheated on me. |
1.2911 |
0.06534 |
79 |
61 |
13 |
5 |
535 |
The safe word is 'Trump.' |
1.2911 |
0.06534 |
79 |
61 |
13 |
5 |
536 |
I've decided to unfriend you. |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
537 |
You still have a say. Hudson or East River? |
1.2911 |
0.06016 |
79 |
59 |
17 |
3 |
538 |
I was an intern once. |
1.2911 |
0.05740 |
79 |
58 |
19 |
2 |
539 |
New at EPA? |
1.2911 |
0.07013 |
79 |
63 |
9 |
7 |
540 |
I'd invite you to the after party, but I see you're tied up right now. |
1.2911 |
0.06777 |
79 |
62 |
11 |
6 |
541 |
It's hard to believe that book reviews are still taken seriously. |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
542 |
I told Bugsy not to bring his work home. |
1.2911 |
0.06016 |
79 |
59 |
17 |
3 |
543 |
So, let's cement our relationship. |
1.2911 |
0.06534 |
79 |
61 |
13 |
5 |
544 |
Keep it in the bedroom guys |
1.2911 |
0.06534 |
79 |
61 |
13 |
5 |
545 |
Are those boots by Ivanka? |
1.2911 |
0.06777 |
79 |
62 |
11 |
6 |
546 |
You two ready to take the plunge? |
1.2911 |
0.06534 |
79 |
61 |
13 |
5 |
547 |
I'd give you a drink but it might make you tipsy. |
1.2911 |
0.07013 |
79 |
63 |
9 |
7 |
548 |
Sorry, it's the new corporate policy -- no witnesses. |
1.2911 |
0.07013 |
79 |
63 |
9 |
7 |
549 |
Then you must meet the Flemingtons, they're also in witness protection. |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
550 |
Do you want one more for the river. |
1.2911 |
0.06777 |
79 |
62 |
11 |
6 |
551 |
Could you smash those grapes a little faster? Big crowd tonight. |
1.2911 |
0.06777 |
79 |
62 |
11 |
6 |
552 |
Look at it this way.You won't be going through a messy divorce. |
1.2911 |
0.05740 |
79 |
58 |
19 |
2 |
553 |
Name your poison. |
1.2911 |
0.06280 |
79 |
60 |
15 |
4 |
554 |
So were you tied up in traffic? |
1.2911 |
0.06016 |
79 |
59 |
17 |
3 |
555 |
I'm sorry, but the CEO insisted that we needed to can two from our department |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
556 |
Mom, dad ... thanks for coming. |
1.2875 |
0.06702 |
80 |
63 |
11 |
6 |
557 |
Are you ready for the most realistic murder mystery dinner ever? |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
558 |
We couldn't let you leave without a toast to your future together! |
1.2875 |
0.05952 |
80 |
60 |
17 |
3 |
559 |
Betty in H. R. mentioned that you'd be leaving us. |
1.2875 |
0.06934 |
80 |
64 |
9 |
7 |
560 |
Perhaps you shouldn't have called the Pollack 'a bunch of drizzle'. |
1.2857 |
0.06629 |
77 |
60 |
12 |
5 |
561 |
Soon you will fully understand the difference between "a drink" and "the drink". |
1.2857 |
0.06629 |
77 |
60 |
12 |
5 |
562 |
Are you guys on a bind date? |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
563 |
You never know what'll you'll see at the Met Gala. I've never heard of your designer. Beelzebub, you said? |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
564 |
Well technically this gallery IS under water. |
1.2857 |
0.06882 |
77 |
61 |
10 |
6 |
565 |
I just love a captive audience! |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
566 |
YOUR going away party, I assume? |
1.2857 |
0.05502 |
77 |
56 |
20 |
1 |
567 |
Can I assume this is an involuntary transfer? |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
568 |
The invitation said 'black tie and tails,' not back-tied in pails. |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
569 |
Of course, I'd be happy to drop you off. |
1.2857 |
0.05804 |
77 |
57 |
18 |
2 |
570 |
As the new Faculty Senate Chair, need I remind you that elections have consequences? |
1.2857 |
0.06629 |
77 |
60 |
12 |
5 |
571 |
So what else is on your bucket list? |
1.2800 |
0.06990 |
75 |
60 |
9 |
6 |
572 |
Coming or going? |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
573 |
Now, where were we before you tried to leave? |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
574 |
I'm so glad I convinced you to come. |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
575 |
You're late-- I was beginning to worry. |
1.2800 |
0.05869 |
75 |
56 |
17 |
2 |
576 |
So where do you two live--you'll pardon the expression. |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
577 |
The 13th step |
1.2800 |
0.06990 |
75 |
60 |
9 |
6 |
578 |
Designated drivers I presume? |
1.2800 |
0.06990 |
75 |
60 |
9 |
6 |
579 |
I just heard; the company's taking us on a river cruise tonight |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
580 |
I see the two of you have bonded! |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
581 |
I hate it when my boss forces me to go to these mixers. What about you two? |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
582 |
I'm guessing you guys brought the moscato with a screw cap. |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
583 |
Quit whining. Everyone makes sacrifices. |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
584 |
This isn't one of 'those' kind of parties... |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
585 |
I knew you two would have a lot in common. |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
586 |
Joey's never dealt well with criticism of his Mojitos |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
587 |
...and so I said repurpose THIS, you little bastard.. well, anyway, then... |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
588 |
You look like you could use the drink. |
1.2800 |
0.05220 |
75 |
54 |
21 |
0 |
589 |
How do you guys know Big Joey? |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
590 |
At least you're honest about not wanting to be here... |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
591 |
Which airline did you say ................. |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
592 |
We promise there'll be more in next year's budget for Witness Protection. |
1.2800 |
0.06990 |
75 |
60 |
9 |
6 |
593 |
You're over-trussed. |
1.2800 |
0.07244 |
75 |
61 |
7 |
7 |
594 |
In about 10 minutes we are all heading out to the pool |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
595 |
Do you get bathroom breaks, or is that what the bucket is for? |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
596 |
We'll miss the life you bring to a party. |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
597 |
I see you're both wearing Carlo Gambino. |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
598 |
So how do you know Mr. Capone? |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
599 |
How often do you need to be watered? |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
600 |
I told you, those co-op boards are simply murder |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
601 |
Thank you for the generous increase in your pledge. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
602 |
I'm always uncomfortable at these parties, too. |
1.2740 |
0.05936 |
73 |
55 |
16 |
2 |
603 |
Oh you'll love Sag Harbor! |
1.2740 |
0.07366 |
73 |
60 |
6 |
7 |
604 |
Remember, you’re representing the existential plight of our upper-middle class. Without being too obvious about it! |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
605 |
Well, at least you're not really missing much. Can you believe they're serving a Chilean merlot? |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
606 |
Now, about that pledge contribution . . . |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
607 |
It's my party and I'll tie if I want to. |
1.2740 |
0.07103 |
73 |
59 |
8 |
6 |
608 |
This is our pre-flight training required for all airline passengers now. |
1.2740 |
0.06830 |
73 |
58 |
10 |
5 |
609 |
"Sally, did you do something new with your hair?! |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
610 |
Welcome to United Airlines. |
1.2740 |
0.05606 |
73 |
54 |
18 |
1 |
611 |
I gather birth control pills aren't on your insurance plan. |
1.2740 |
0.07103 |
73 |
59 |
8 |
6 |
612 |
Make America Great again", that's all you said? |
1.2740 |
0.07366 |
73 |
60 |
6 |
7 |
613 |
How else did you think the grapes got crushed? |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
614 |
Make me an offer I can't refuse. |
1.2740 |
0.05606 |
73 |
54 |
18 |
1 |
615 |
That's the best reason for not drinking I've ever heard. |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
616 |
Please, feel free to mingle. |
1.2740 |
0.06830 |
73 |
58 |
10 |
5 |
617 |
Well I get it...but nobody else will! |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
618 |
You're not dancing? |
1.2740 |
0.05936 |
73 |
55 |
16 |
2 |
619 |
This certainly is one way to quit drinking. |
1.2740 |
0.06830 |
73 |
58 |
10 |
5 |
620 |
On a lighter note, the Italians are also responsible for this wonderful Barolo. |
1.2740 |
0.07103 |
73 |
59 |
8 |
6 |
621 |
The last stage of introvert immersion therapy is always the hardest. |
1.2740 |
0.07103 |
73 |
59 |
8 |
6 |
622 |
But enough about me—tell me about yourselves. |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
623 |
I just love a captive audience! |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
624 |
So , you're scientists? |
1.2676 |
0.07221 |
71 |
58 |
7 |
6 |
625 |
And don't go whining to H.R. |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
626 |
You've really nailed this year's Met Gala theme. |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
627 |
So avant-garde. |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
628 |
So, it's a metaphor for your emotional unavailability? |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
629 |
So where do you two live--if you'll pardon the expression? |
1.2676 |
0.07221 |
71 |
58 |
7 |
6 |
630 |
I heard the abyss is lovely this time of year. |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
631 |
So, do you think Witness Protection would have been a better choice? |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
632 |
Speaking of micro-apartments, how do you find living in a pot? |
1.2676 |
0.07221 |
71 |
58 |
7 |
6 |
633 |
Have a drink, it'll loosen you up. |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
634 |
Did you guys just get bumped from your flight! |
1.2676 |
0.06937 |
71 |
57 |
9 |
5 |
635 |
Okay -do you promise in future not to hold the glass by the stem, swirl the wine and comment on the bouquet? |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
636 |
In five minutes, only the wine will be breathing. |
1.2676 |
0.06937 |
71 |
57 |
9 |
5 |
637 |
And there's one more surprise coming! |
1.2676 |
0.06330 |
71 |
55 |
13 |
3 |
638 |
I know it seems harsh but your grape stomping has produced a below average Pinot |
1.2676 |
0.06330 |
71 |
55 |
13 |
3 |
639 |
Last chance. What's the vintage? |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
640 |
I feel like you guys don't want to be here. |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
641 |
You know, divorce no longer has the stigma it once did.... |
1.2676 |
0.07495 |
71 |
59 |
5 |
7 |
642 |
Again, Thank you for investing with us, did you have any other questions? |
1.2676 |
0.06330 |
71 |
55 |
13 |
3 |
643 |
Are you life imitating art? |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
644 |
I assume you got roped into this. |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
645 |
I'm having a terrific time at your Going Away party! |
1.2676 |
0.05659 |
71 |
53 |
17 |
1 |
646 |
I would like to see you two mingle a little more... |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
647 |
Tieing one on seems oddly appropriate. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
648 |
You're the parents, I assume? |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
649 |
Yeah, I've heard the witness protection program isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
650 |
May I offer you a cyanide? |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
651 |
The exhibits at the MoMA really are life-like. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
652 |
How about one for the drink? |
1.2609 |
0.07344 |
69 |
57 |
6 |
6 |
653 |
Fortunately, you only have to sleep with the Fishers. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
654 |
Your soaking in it. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
655 |
Hey, that's great. We're having fish for dinner tonight too. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
656 |
I did the Ice Bucket Challenge but this is going too far |
1.2609 |
0.07344 |
69 |
57 |
6 |
6 |
657 |
It's a classic Merlot, but the aroma has notes of chocolate, strawberry and East River. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
658 |
I'm having so much fun I could just stand here and talk with you guys forever.... |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
659 |
Stop me if you'very heard this before, but... |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
660 |
You could have just called and told me you had another engagement. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
661 |
"Your lives sound fascinating! The worst thing I've ever done is to not tip my waiter". |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
662 |
Sorry, we're a bit tied up at the moment. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
663 |
Oh! We have a partial view of the river and it's just lovely. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
664 |
One straw or two? |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
665 |
So, where do you go from here? |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
666 |
Are you Art? |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
667 |
Tell me, which of the 12 steps is this one? |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
668 |
Concrete or cement? |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
669 |
Charles and Suzanne! I knew you were bound to come. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
670 |
So, how do you two know Vinnie? |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
671 |
I don't care for the concept but the execution is breathtaking. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
672 |
You two really take Charades seriously. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
673 |
You're right. Sometimes you just need to get out of your comfort zone. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
674 |
The one that correctly identified the raspberry notes on the finish will survive |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
675 |
Then it is true when they say "There's someone for everyone." |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
676 |
What a wonderful party! Thank you for hostaging. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
677 |
So glad you could fit us in before your other commitment. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
678 |
And....you will be forced to drink this very inferior Merlot. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
679 |
I see you met the other side of the family. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
680 |
So, Tony tells me you two plan to swim with the fishes! I just love to snorkel myself... |
1.2609 |
0.07344 |
69 |
57 |
6 |
6 |
681 |
Well look what the tide dragged in. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
682 |
Thanks, but I'm not into threesomes. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
683 |
You swallowed during the tasting, didn't you. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
684 |
...and that's where I got the idea for my new lecture series 'How to Maintain a Captive Audience'. |
1.2609 |
0.05711 |
69 |
52 |
16 |
1 |
685 |
I thought you two kids should meet while you still had time. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
686 |
You must be the ones with pre-existing conditions. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
687 |
I hope we haven't inconvenienced you. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
688 |
Welcome to the party! Looks like somebody has already taken care of you. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
689 |
Even so, it was brave of you to leak Trump's tax returns. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
690 |
We have reached a consensus. It's white wine when you eat fish and red wine when fish eat you. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
691 |
Let's drown your sorrows first and then take it from there. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
692 |
Are you two together? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
693 |
There's a special hell for vinophobics like you. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
694 |
Would you like two straws? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
695 |
Finally, somebody who's willing to talk! |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
696 |
I ordered perennials. Not Millennials. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
697 |
I knew you were bound to show up. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
698 |
Sure I can't drop you off somewhere? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
699 |
These parties are impossible to leave. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
700 |
I think The Sopranos was totally unrealistic, don't you? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
701 |
From now on every time I pass a potted plant I will imagine hearing sobs of loneliness and unfulfilled potential. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
702 |
So, what part of 'Spoilers get stitches and end up in ditches' did you not understand? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
703 |
It's too bad the lethal drugs expired. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
704 |
I thought you weren't coming because you were tied up. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
705 |
"Oh my dears! Where did you get that fabulous rope?! |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
706 |
Can I get your keys? You're blocking me in. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
707 |
Isn't it exciting? You have been selected to participate in the President's new cost saving health care plan! |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
708 |
On the bright side-- you are not Sean Spicer. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
709 |
When she said attendance was mandatory I assumed she was joking. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
710 |
I hope you're not too drunk to dive. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
711 |
Are you represented? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
712 |
I like being tied up, too, but what's with the buckets? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
713 |
You could've just told me you were too tied up to come. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
714 |
As I was saying, before you rudely interrupted me... |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
715 |
Darlings, the committee loved your first installation. We see almost no problem with continuing your funding. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
716 |
Luigi says you'll be sleeping with the fishes. I swam with the dolphins once. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
717 |
Do you know the Jenkins'? They're in the East River. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
718 |
You just can't laugh during a Jeff Sessions misrepresentation. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
719 |
Never mind that; you're here now. What can I get you? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
720 |
The bonds of marriage are not on my bucket list |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
721 |
This art piece looks too realistic, or am I drunk? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
722 |
The poison or marriage, your choice. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
723 |
I learned a long time ago not to take a captive audience for granted. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
724 |
Just be careful around the pool. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
725 |
You gave yourselves away when he said "bigly." |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
726 |
Which do you want to hear about, my wine tasting class, CrossFit, or my newfound vegan lifestyle? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
727 |
They don't call my hubby Tommy "Two Buckets" Balboni for nothing. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
728 |
Our initiation rites predate the Revolutionary War. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
729 |
I think small talk requires a captive audience; don't you? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
730 |
So, what do performance artists do exactly? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
731 |
Typical male! Has to have a bigger bigger bucket! |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
732 |
I see you've met my Uncle Vito. |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
733 |
You display such restraint. Impressive in this market. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
734 |
Well, technically this is a concrete solution for the school board. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
735 |
A few good sips might loosen you up, but I can tell you're already potted. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
736 |
How was that move to New Jersey? |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
737 |
Welcome to the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner. You must be with CBS? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
738 |
...and that is how I think he will make America great again. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
739 |
The upside of dealing with Italians is there wine. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
740 |
... except you have to do it backwards, in high heels, in a bucket, and with two lengths of rope tying your legs together. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
741 |
I still think it's rude to arrive so late. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
742 |
It's always a pleasure to meet my husband's business associates. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
743 |
So I heard you guys are going to be in Lake Tahoe. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
744 |
First, let me tell you all about my day. |
1.2500 |
0.05455 |
64 |
48 |
16 |
0 |
745 |
Not to worry, most couples feel like this the night before the wedding. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
746 |
I'm sure you share my concern about rising ocean levels. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
747 |
Yes, of course I know Fat Tony, but what did he mean by 'a fate worse than death'? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
748 |
Bon Voyage |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
749 |
Can I get you anything while Joey's bringing the car around? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
750 |
Well, this conversation has been simply captivating. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
751 |
Would you like two straws? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
752 |
'So, you must be the two they roped in to do the grape crush this year.' |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
753 |
How restrictive is the new diet? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
754 |
And me? Oh, I'm just moving to Canada. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
755 |
I promise. Next time we'll RSVP. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
756 |
Good news. We've arranged for express drop-off. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
757 |
I do SO love a captive audience. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
758 |
My wife roped me into this. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
759 |
I admire that you're both bound and determined to stand your ground. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
760 |
Cheers! |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
761 |
All finished, have fun at prom! |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
762 |
I thought you meant you were tied up in traffic. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
763 |
Performance art or low tip for the valet? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
764 |
You really should try to mingle. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
765 |
Speaking of vacations, you two going to the lake this summer? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
766 |
It's the standard punishment for people who use the words 'bucket list'. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
767 |
I'll drink this myself, since you're already potted. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
768 |
I'd untie you, but we promised to leave the space exactly as we found it. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
769 |
Well, if you hadn't whined about the wine... |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
770 |
Have this drink. You look a little pale. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
771 |
Here's a fun game. Do you think this glass is half full or half empty" |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
772 |
So glad you could come. By the way, you'll be our entertainment later. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
773 |
I notice you're not really mingling. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
774 |
Leaving so soon? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
775 |
Oh, good, it looks like you were able to clear room in your busy schedules after all. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
776 |
Anyway, I won't keep you much longer |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
777 |
Are you just for display or could I buy you? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
778 |
Finally taking the plunge? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
779 |
You're lucky. Some people wait years for a transplant. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
780 |
These ice-breakers are just torture aren't they? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
781 |
Aren't you irked that he's less tied than you? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
782 |
I was so looking forward to seeing you at my soiree next Friday... are you sure you won't be able to attend? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
783 |
I heard the after party will be a splash. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
784 |
No, you don't need to call the Police. We are a sculpture by Rhue Von Ballinger and part of today's gallery exhibit. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
785 |
I don't understand why you people don't just do something to help yourself. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
786 |
I have to say that was an unusual wedding ceremony. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
787 |
Did you have any trouble finding the place? |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
788 |
Any further comments about our cabernet's lack of "legs?" |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
789 |
To remove concrete, soak the shoes in cold water with salt and vinegar. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
790 |
We think of junior board members like potted plants |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
791 |
So glad you came! Did you have any trouble getting here? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
792 |
This Zinfandel goes well with the fishes |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
793 |
I have some ideas on how your heirs can avoid probate. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
794 |
You must be the Houdinis. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
795 |
Actually, to be honest, when you said you were going to be late because you were tied up I thought you were just making excuses. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
796 |
It looks like things are getting serious between you two. |
1.2459 |
0.06877 |
61 |
49 |
9 |
3 |
797 |
I have to ask because it's bothering me.... Were you here last week? |
1.2459 |
0.06031 |
61 |
47 |
13 |
1 |
798 |
Think of it as exploring the tension between the abstract and the concrete. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
799 |
Till depth do you part . |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
800 |
I've heard that Lake Michigan is lovely this time of year. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
801 |
I warned you it was an aggressive little wine. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
802 |
Would you like a straw? |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
803 |
The host found out you were Republicans? |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
804 |
Before you go, would you like a sip of a fair but firm pinot noir? |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
805 |
I don't think so. I would have remembered. |
1.2419 |
0.05483 |
62 |
47 |
15 |
0 |
806 |
I call this piece "Nasty critics at my gallery opening.". Now, I'll call you an Uber." |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
807 |
I see you're already potted. |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
808 |
Harvey and I are still working on our bucket list. |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
809 |
Yeah, work's been dragging me down lately, too. |
1.2419 |
0.05483 |
62 |
47 |
15 |
0 |
810 |
If you don't want to donate to the foundation, just say so. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
811 |
At least the higher-ups kept you two on as office plants. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
812 |
I hope you know its wine and dine. Not wine and twine. |
1.2419 |
0.07517 |
62 |
52 |
5 |
5 |
813 |
My husband said to give you two shots and a splash. |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
814 |
Yes, you can upgrade to an Orrefors bucket filled with hand-selected Amazon river stone. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
815 |
Critics of my art often fail the buoyancy challenge. |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
816 |
Unfortunately, we don't have any straws. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
817 |
It's a wine tasting, I'm supposed to spit into the bucket... |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
818 |
I believe in staying positive. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
819 |
What a lovely going-away party! |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
820 |
You don't know what "bucket-list" means, do you? |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
821 |
At least you won't need health insurance. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
822 |
And how'd you two meet? |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
823 |
I would offer you this drink, but I see your hands are tied. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
824 |
You're carrying your AA pledges a bit far. |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
825 |
Next time you should bring a better bottle of wine. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
826 |
I love talking to a captive audience! |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
827 |
I simply had to have you two on my bucket list. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
828 |
Rumor has it that you're both ready to take the plunge. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
829 |
I'll be your somolinetrex this evening. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
830 |
So what're you guys doing later? |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
831 |
It's inspiring to see you suffer for your art. |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
832 |
Can I get you a Beer Helmet? |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
833 |
It looks like you are having a rough evening. May I get you a drink? |
1.2373 |
0.06981 |
59 |
48 |
8 |
3 |
834 |
Two shots and a splash? |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
835 |
We've run out of straws. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
836 |
You're an interesting couple. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
837 |
So who do you know in the mob? |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
838 |
You don't have to worry until the guy with a bag of cement shows up. Until then, enjoy. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
839 |
I warned you this cocktail party would be torture! |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
840 |
I know just what you mean: I often feel trapped at parties, too. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
841 |
I’ve held you both hostage long enough. You should mingle. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
842 |
It's a slight variation of the blind taste test. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
843 |
And you will stay here until you can taste the difference between a Zinfandel and a Pinot. |
1.2333 |
0.05997 |
60 |
47 |
12 |
1 |
844 |
Now that I have your attention, the reasons that I voted for Donald Trump are . . . |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
845 |
So, how did you meet? |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
846 |
I don't want to be here either. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
847 |
I prefer a captive audience |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
848 |
You must be the Irish-Italian dance instructors. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
849 |
Ah, President Trump's cabinet has arrived. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
850 |
Here's to cementing our friendship. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
851 |
Consider yourselves lucky: you should see the line for the toilet. |
1.2333 |
0.05997 |
60 |
47 |
12 |
1 |
852 |
What part of mandatory don't you understand? |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
853 |
You're being very good sports. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
854 |
Congratulations! You two have won the draw for a surprise visit to the East River. |
1.2333 |
0.05997 |
60 |
47 |
12 |
1 |
855 |
Those shoes are to die for. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
856 |
Cheers, Emma and Colin. Mr. Mankoff said it'll take some getting used to, but you'll figure it out soon enough. Probably. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
857 |
Now that I have your undivided attention. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
858 |
Yeah, my IRA has some pretty stiff penalties for early withdrawals, too. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
859 |
One last chance: It's merlot or the East River. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
860 |
Don't Brad and Kate just throw the best immersion therapy parties? |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
861 |
I suppose we'll be holding your exit interviews right here. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
862 |
And next I have for you an au verre you can't refuse. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
863 |
I once hit rock bottom too. |
1.2333 |
0.05997 |
60 |
47 |
12 |
1 |
864 |
I respect your courage in supporting a third party candidate |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
865 |
I'd offer you a glass of wine but it appears we're ready to load you onto the truck. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
866 |
You won't have a problem with this job. The pool is only 3 feet deep. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
867 |
This is one heckuva going away party. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
868 |
Last time you criticize the president, Mr. Will. |
1.2333 |
0.07275 |
60 |
50 |
6 |
4 |
869 |
But enough about me. How do you know the Sopranos? |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
870 |
We're clearing out the swamp to make room for the cesspool. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
871 |
Having a captive audience has vastly improved my cocktail party experience. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
872 |
Best going away party ever. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
873 |
Only if you stop telling us why you voted for Hillary. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
874 |
I'm also trying to quit drinking. I just have no self control. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
875 |
I'm so glad we could take the weight off your shoulders. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
876 |
I can't tell you that. You obviously can't keep a secret. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
877 |
You know, those shoes really do make the outfit. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
878 |
I'd offer you two a drink but it looks like you're already potted. |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
879 |
I'm feeling ... early American witchcraft ... cum colonial/corporate greed ... cum post modern existential malaise. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
880 |
For Here or to Go? |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
881 |
Welcome to The Harry Houdini Temperance League ... we follow a one-step program here. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
882 |
You are taking this bucket list a little too far. |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
883 |
We bring out the best for our farewell parties... |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
884 |
Yes, you are the only Trump supporters here. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
885 |
You must be the two that ordered the red wine with fish... |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
886 |
I'm glad you made it to the party even though you guys said you were all tied up. |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
887 |
Ordinarily, one wouldn't wear cement at this time of year. |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
888 |
Already potted, huh? |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
889 |
You know toenail fungus doesn't have the stigma it once had. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
890 |
Congratulations, but I have a different idea of a bucket list. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
891 |
Can I get you something to unwind? |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
892 |
Well, you two certainly embraced that "for better or for worse" thing. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
893 |
Art? Or fish bait? |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
894 |
This party's a hit. |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
895 |
Which would you prefer for drowning -- tap or bottled? |
1.2281 |
0.06140 |
57 |
45 |
11 |
1 |
896 |
Structured settlement? |
1.2281 |
0.06631 |
57 |
46 |
9 |
2 |
897 |
All couples dress alike. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
898 |
Rich, fruity, with just a hint of punishment. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
899 |
My husband I separated last week, but enough about me, how did you two meet? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
900 |
"Please mingle...I don't want to tie you up all evening". |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
901 |
Hi I'm Mable , I'm a dystopian. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
902 |
That's not quite how we do the ice bucket challenge. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
903 |
The Pinot Gris goes well with fish. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
904 |
I'm reading a book called "The Secret," about positive thinking and the law of attraction. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
905 |
This is the best going away party I've ever been to. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
906 |
Have you seen the pool? It'll take your breath away. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
907 |
You had your chance to accept a voucher on a future cruise. Now we need your cabin for our employees. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
908 |
Three-Finger Tommy throws the best parties, doesn't he? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
909 |
Yes, that's quick-set cement. Why do you ask? |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
910 |
Were you able to infiltrate the Trump rally? |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
911 |
Would you like a drink, or are you already potted? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
912 |
I don't know anyone else at this party. I hope you don't mind. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
913 |
You shouldn't have told us you voted for him. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
914 |
Here, this will help you get through it. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
915 |
It's probably a good idea to keep your political views to yourselves, these days. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
916 |
We do try to add a cordial sophistication to our executions. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
917 |
We didn't really want to come to this party, but our hands were tied. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
918 |
What a coincidence! My husband and I are in concrete, as well. |
1.2241 |
0.07795 |
58 |
50 |
3 |
5 |
919 |
Well, it sure looks like an effective alternative to AA. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
920 |
I think you can be the kind of couple that stays deeply committed. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
921 |
I wish I could lay off the drinks and hors d'oeuvres like you guys. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
922 |
Don't ya just hate going away parties? |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
923 |
You look like you're dying for something wet. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
924 |
Did you really think you could have gotten away with bringing that boxed stuff AND Velveeta?! |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
925 |
Try the Chardonnay--it goes better with fish. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
926 |
So... what brings you to Mar-A-Lago? |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
927 |
Well if it keeps you from overeating, good for you. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
928 |
The East River is marvelous this time of year |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
929 |
So, you intend to join a restricted club? |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
930 |
Did I hear you're going away? |
1.2241 |
0.05523 |
58 |
45 |
13 |
0 |
931 |
Wait, you just flew back on WHICH airline? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
932 |
I'll never understand modern art. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
933 |
Oh well you know, these company mixers are always a little awkward. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
934 |
Talk, or the Pinot goes in the bucket.... |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
935 |
What flight were you on? |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
936 |
It's a softer red. It goes well with fish. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
937 |
It's nothing personal - we're just draining the swamp of Democrats. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
938 |
No invitation? |
1.2241 |
0.05523 |
58 |
45 |
13 |
0 |
939 |
We take double dipping very seriously. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
940 |
So, when are you two going to take the plunge and finally tie the knot? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
941 |
So what happened after you told your boss you hate networking events? |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
942 |
So how did you two get roped into coming to this party? |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
943 |
Now that I have your attention... |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
944 |
I so enjoy having a captive audience. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
945 |
And it's rich in antioxidants for long life. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
946 |
Now do I have your full attention? |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
947 |
You must be Democrats. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
948 |
Next time bring better wine. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
949 |
Hazing is an important part of our corporate culture. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
950 |
Which part of the 12 step program is this? |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
951 |
You must be the designated divers. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
952 |
Let me tell you about MY day. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
953 |
It's such a pity that your applications to the witness protection program were delayed. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
954 |
While they felt flattered to be the honored guests at the mob's second annual "Swimming with the Fishes Gala," the Fazios still found it hard to really relax and enjoy it. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
955 |
Did you forget each other's safe word? |
1.2241 |
0.05523 |
58 |
45 |
13 |
0 |
956 |
R&D always suspected you were plants. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
957 |
Your health plan has significant restrictions, but does include a free glass of wine. |
1.2241 |
0.07795 |
58 |
50 |
3 |
5 |
958 |
What was it exactly that you said to the Don? |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
959 |
I had this dream last night. I was wearing brown slacks - or were they tan? - no, brown - hold on, maybe they were bluuuue... |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
960 |
Is this performance art or couple therapy? |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
961 |
Enough about me. Have I told you about my cat? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
962 |
Only fools praise French wine at a Mafia wine tasting. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
963 |
I admire your self-restraints. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
964 |
I feel so badly for you. Say... Do you guys still have that rent control apt. in Manhattan? |
1.2241 |
0.05523 |
58 |
45 |
13 |
0 |
965 |
I don't care what you say. Your pre-existing condition is not my problem. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
966 |
Wow this really is social torture! |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
967 |
I'm sure it was an innocent bookkeeping error. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
968 |
You must be the couple that didn't RSVP. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
969 |
And the only difference is that the woman's pail is shorter? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
970 |
I understand Vito's grades will be improving this term. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
971 |
Let's toast to your new life together. I'm a divorce attorney if you need me. |
1.2241 |
0.07795 |
58 |
50 |
3 |
5 |
972 |
I call it "First 100 Days." |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
973 |
Stomp a little longer, I'm not quite getting the tang I was hoping for. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
974 |
So Canada said no to your immigration application? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
975 |
We find that cocktails make the exit interviews much more pleasant |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
976 |
So how do you like being teachers? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
977 |
You must be the last 2 of the Obama administration |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
978 |
Well, you had to be Democrats. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
979 |
Have you ever just considered moving to Canada? |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
980 |
You ditched me at the last party, didn't you? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
981 |
In Chicago, some things never change. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
982 |
Oh, that silly Tony. He's gone and mixed up the Guest List and the Death List again! |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
983 |
Actually, the Club’s initiation process is just a notch above hazing. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
984 |
Sorry to see you go... |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
985 |
Oh, my! Vera, come see this contemporary repartee on American Gothic… |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
986 |
Compliments of the couple on the wall. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
987 |
Your last chance! Will you like me on Facebook? |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
988 |
Are you the deplorables? |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
989 |
Welcome to our Badaboom's yacht party. The main course is seafood... if you get ny drift. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
990 |
Have you ever heard of single premium life? Because I think that really could be the ticket for you. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
991 |
Who knew this party would be a hit? |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
992 |
Don't worry, you'll grow out of it. |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
993 |
I just don't get contemporary art. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
994 |
It was the only way we could guarantee your party remained a surprise. |
1.2241 |
0.05523 |
58 |
45 |
13 |
0 |
995 |
I would offer you a drink, but I see you are tied up at the moment. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
996 |
I'm sorry you won't be able to join us for dinner later. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
997 |
My therapist says I'm stuck, too. |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
998 |
But enough about me-- go mingle! |
1.2241 |
0.06976 |
58 |
48 |
7 |
3 |
999 |
Now that I've got you, let me tell you all about my cat's intestinal problems. |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
1000 |
It's an off-vintage for Bordeaux. Trust me, you'd hate it. |
1.2182 |
0.07650 |
55 |
47 |
4 |
4 |
1001 |
Our administration's hazing is a friendlier form of waterboarding. |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1002 |
Charles tells me you swim with fishes. |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1003 |
Does this mean you two are back together again? |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1004 |
Well hello, I'd heard you two weren't free tonight. |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1005 |
Let's just say you're toast! |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1006 |
I'm guessing this wasn't on your bucket list. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1007 |
That's the only way I would be able to stop drinking. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1008 |
So I'm guessing you didn't got the memo on disagreeing with the new administration's policies? |
1.2182 |
0.08078 |
55 |
48 |
2 |
5 |
1009 |
So why were you two running late? |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1010 |
We don't add the concrete until you're done squashing the grapes. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1011 |
This campus welcomes conservative speakers. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1012 |
If the first twelve steps fail, we guarantee the thirteenth will work. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1013 |
Well that explains the dead fish! I thought it was just a bad caterer. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1014 |
I know, dears. But what would you do with un-tenured faculty? |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1015 |
You two should make quite a splash at the after-party. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1016 |
This is best, because you won't have to appear at any congressional hearing. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1017 |
I can't let you drink without a designated diver. |
1.2182 |
0.05620 |
55 |
43 |
12 |
0 |
1018 |
May I tell you more about this time-share opportunity? |
1.2182 |
0.07650 |
55 |
47 |
4 |
4 |
1019 |
It is supposed to breathe for a few minutes... |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1020 |
So, that's my summer travel plans. How about you? |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1021 |
You'll have to excuse Peter, he just finished a Sopranos marathon. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1022 |
So how do you two know Guido? |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1023 |
My husband will drop you off. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1024 |
I see you have another party to go to. |
1.2182 |
0.07650 |
55 |
47 |
4 |
4 |
1025 |
I hear you two are ready to take the plunge. |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1026 |
Those shoes are to die for. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1027 |
I see that you are only on step 3. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1028 |
At last, someone who will listen! |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1029 |
This wine pairs well with fish... |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1030 |
Your first Live Art exhibit? |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1031 |
Welcome to the Soprano's cast party. Vinny will give you a ride home. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1032 |
This wine is to die for. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1033 |
This one should pair nicely with the fishes. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1034 |
Was this on your bucket list? |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1035 |
I recall I was held hostage once... |
1.2182 |
0.05620 |
55 |
43 |
12 |
0 |
1036 |
Oh come on, give me a hug. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1037 |
Goodness, and I thought I needed a cocktail this evening. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1038 |
It looks mildly intriguing, but I'm over my 50 Shades of Grey phase. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1039 |
I understand you two are on loan from the mob. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1040 |
Thanks for coming. I'll have Guido drop you off on his way home. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1041 |
So, what brings you here? |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1042 |
I hear you've cemented your relationship |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1043 |
Finally, someone who will listen to my vacation highlights! |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1044 |
Can I drop you off somewhere? |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1045 |
Have you reconsidered our time share offer? |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1046 |
If you're tied up, I can get the next round. |
1.2182 |
0.07650 |
55 |
47 |
4 |
4 |
1047 |
We felt a going away party was appropriate. |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1048 |
I would ask if the boss drug you here kicking and screaming, but it looks more like you just dropped in... |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1049 |
You knew there would be consequences for serving red wine with fish. |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1050 |
We refused to drink the Kool-Aid. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1051 |
But enough about me, what's new in your lives? |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1052 |
Is this the last item on your bucket list? |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1053 |
I'm going to have to stop you here. I'm not comfortable where this conversation is going. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1054 |
Who knew the ice-bucket challenge would go this far? |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1055 |
No, you won't go in the river. I'll just bore you to death. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1056 |
Well, everyone else knew to bring a hostess gift. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1057 |
Happy to help; white or red? |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1058 |
And I thought I was potted. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1059 |
You two have made my bucket list. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1060 |
Welcome to the mafia mixer for new snitches |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1061 |
Which wine do you like with fish? |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1062 |
So, I hear you've joined that new East River fitness club. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1063 |
You'll be fine -- just don't swallow! |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1064 |
No pressure Emma and Colin.... still a few days till deadline. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1065 |
Love the shoes! |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1066 |
How you are getting out of here? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1067 |
I see that your friendship has been cemented! |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1068 |
And that's why we are so late. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
1069 |
As you've gathered, the club's initiation process is quite strict. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1070 |
So how do you know the Fishes? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1071 |
That sounds fascinating - is it anything like swimming with dolphins? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1072 |
You guys must be the death of the party. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1073 |
Did you get a chance to try the shrimp? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1074 |
My condolences on the loss of all your hopes and dreams. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1075 |
Who gets the hemlock mojito? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1076 |
"For what it's worth, I love your shoes"! |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1077 |
We chill the people, not the wine. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1078 |
I just want to thank you for volunteering tonight to be the designated drivers . |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1079 |
I wouldn't have come to this party if I'd known it was going to be such a mob scene. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1080 |
Realism has gotten so... real. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1081 |
Rocco said something about showing you guys our riverfront area. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1082 |
So tell me, which of my pieces did you like best? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1083 |
First one to cross the finish line gets the job. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1084 |
And the one who most accurately identifies the varietal will not go into the river. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
1085 |
Aren't those shoes killing you? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1086 |
It was wonderful talking to you. Have a great day. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1087 |
The pool is out back. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1088 |
And United lost your luggage, too? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1089 |
I'd throw this wine in your face for effect but it's a 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1090 |
And that's why I struggle with contemporary art. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1091 |
... and our youngest, Mary, was just named student of the month, and ... |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
1092 |
Boy, you two look like you need to loosen up and unwind. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1093 |
Welcome to Day Two of aversion therapy. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1094 |
But on a first date? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1095 |
...and two years ago I had this outbreak of hives... |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1096 |
Vinnie tells me you are about to take a long trip out to sea... |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1097 |
I don't think that is how the ice bucket challenge works! |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
1098 |
Could I have your drink tickets? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1099 |
Oh, dear. Have I been talking too much? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1100 |
If you really wanted to make a statement, you should be wearing blindfolds. Just sayin'. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1101 |
Isn't Lent over? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1102 |
I know this is no fun, but great art is never easy... |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1103 |
My bucket list, my rules. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1104 |
How are you finding this year's parent-teacher conference? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1105 |
Just think of this as a concrete token of our esteem. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1106 |
I hope I didn't strongarm you too much. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1107 |
I guess you two'll be sticking around for awhile? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1108 |
Feel free to leave. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1109 |
Really, couples shock therapy? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1110 |
Sorry but we have spoken to you before about bringing oaky chardonnay. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1111 |
So whose bucket list are you on? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1112 |
This is wrong. You shouldn't be horribly punished like this just for voting for Trump. Hm. On second thought, yes you should. Bon Voyage! |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1113 |
As soon as the cement hardens you will embark on your complementary cruise. Meanwhile, enjoy the festive atmosphere. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1114 |
Anti-potted plants is it? Well I'm supporting grape workers- you want to bet who helps their cause more tonight. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1115 |
I hear you've gone dormant until the next administration. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1116 |
Look, you two, you promised me you'd try to mingle more this time. |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
1117 |
Week 1 at the center for cellphone rehab |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1118 |
Marvelous use of negative space. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1119 |
You guys met on Mafia.Com, right? |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
1120 |
Personally, I'd legalize pot. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1121 |
Let me show you our new private dock. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1122 |
With your pre-existing conditions, you will enjoy this affordable treatment with Trumpcare. |
1.2075 |
0.07788 |
53 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
1123 |
I'm glad to see you're exercising some restraint at our party. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1124 |
Being tied up at an art opening has always been on our bucket list. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1125 |
So you're both having a drink with Big Vinny afterward the party? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1126 |
Congratulations on tying the knot. |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
1127 |
Fortunately we got out of journalism before the change in administrations. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1128 |
I just know you'll love the dip "I can't wait for you to try the dip. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1129 |
So, any concrete plans for the weekend? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1130 |
So, how long have you known Luca? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1131 |
I find these wine and cheese events torturous as well. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1132 |
Really? You used the same excuse for being late to you niece's bat mitzvah. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1133 |
It was so kind of you to stop my on your way to getting whacked! |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1134 |
I understand you're the folks who won the double dare contest. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1135 |
Are you staying for the boat ride? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1136 |
I see you two were bound to attend this opening. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1137 |
Is the elevator working again? Or did you hop up? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1138 |
I suppose you think I drink like the fishes. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1139 |
That may keep you from drinking, but what about the Twelve Steps? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1140 |
Can I call you an Uber? |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1141 |
So what part of the Hamptons are they dumping you at? |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1142 |
So how much did he pay you for that forged Picasso? |
1.2075 |
0.05624 |
53 |
42 |
11 |
0 |
1143 |
What a wonderful opportunity for me to tell you about my recent surgery. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
1144 |
I agree. People forget you so much faster when there's no tombstone. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1145 |
Tough audit? |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1146 |
Maybe next time you'll return the RSVP card. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1147 |
Even though you got roped into this, it will cement your relationship. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1148 |
Been there. Done that. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1149 |
Sorry. This is a no smoking cruise. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1150 |
Ever since Trump, the East River has become so unfashionable. You'll love the Hudson. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1151 |
So we're on your bucket list? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1152 |
I thought this happened only in the movies. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1153 |
You are NOT stick in the muds! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1154 |
Anyways, how are the kids? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1155 |
I'll bet this wasn't on your bucket list. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1156 |
We've decided to live metaphorically. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1157 |
The sommalier's decisions are final. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1158 |
Say Hi to Vito for me. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1159 |
First rule of living in the Big Apple: don't snitch on the mafia. Second rule… ditto. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1160 |
Still, it's good of him to throw a Bon Voyage party. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1161 |
It's not that you wouldn't be a marvelous addition to my collection, it's just I have no idea where I'd put you. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1162 |
Now that I have you here, I'd like to talk to you about a major donation to the museum. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1163 |
A nice sicilian red to mark the occasion? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1164 |
It's better than being tongue-tied. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1165 |
Who ordered the float? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1166 |
Your on someone's bucket list |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1167 |
This will set you free. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1168 |
You will taste this wine and you will give it 92 points. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1169 |
What exactly do bed bugs in the lobby couches have to do with me, Brad? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1170 |
You will find our wine tasting is a bit different than most ... |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1171 |
Pardon me, but are you really art? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1172 |
And then she said...I'm not boring you am I? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1173 |
You're right. This wine is to die for. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1174 |
What happened to your hair? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1175 |
So I see you have voiced your opinion at liberal party? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1176 |
I know the feeling -- when Schwarzenegger won in 2003, I had to dye my hair green. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1177 |
You're not leaving are you? |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
1178 |
Is this interactive art?! |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1179 |
On behalf of Make-A-Wish, I welcome you. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1180 |
So you are the pair who hacked Wine Spectator! |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1181 |
How's your immersion therapy going? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1182 |
Are you sure the party doesn't want you running again Hillary and Tim? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1183 |
Welcome to Snitch Hell. Glass of box wine? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1184 |
That still sounds like more fun than the Circle Line. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1185 |
I feel the same way at these things. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1186 |
Welcome to your first Parent Volunteer Committee meeting. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1187 |
Honestly, I didn't think you would accept my invitation. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1188 |
These conferences are just torture, don't you think? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1189 |
No! I said you if you get tied up, I'll pick up the ICE bucket stand |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1190 |
Is this your first visit to the East River? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1191 |
I think you two just need to get away. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1192 |
Keep stomping, Bob needs a refill. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1193 |
It's called The Titanic Ultimate Escape Room... Fantastic experience! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1194 |
At "Going Out in Style", we use only the finest artisinal concrete curing techniques and antique buckets that best match your accessories. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1195 |
You must be the Untitleds... |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1196 |
What are you doing after the party? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1197 |
Welcome to United Airlines pre-boarding compliance and cavity search happy-hour, I see you may be flying standby with us today! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1198 |
I guess it was a rough flight. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1199 |
I confess I've felt out of place from time to time. How about you? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1200 |
Heard you've been tied up and in some hot water, but I'm still glad you could be here. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1201 |
We took a vote and it was this or Cards Against Humanity. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1202 |
Stay right there. I've got someone you just have to meet. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1203 |
They gave you an offer; You refused! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1204 |
I've been authorized to quadruple our offer to buy your life insurance policies. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1205 |
Now, about that raise |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1206 |
So, what did Mr. Coppola think of your review of his wine? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1207 |
Socially awkward. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1208 |
We haven't met. You must be the Houdinis. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1209 |
Where are my manners? Would like to smell the Shiraz? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1210 |
...and that's when I realized it would make a great app. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1211 |
Never crash a Mafia party! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1212 |
So that's my bucket list. How about you? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1213 |
Ready to reconsider your criticism of Trump? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1214 |
Oh and have you seen our new swimming pool? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1215 |
Congratulations on your sobriety. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1216 |
I find this Beaujolais pairs well with sea water |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1217 |
Rumor has it you weren't very cooperative. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1218 |
I can offer you a glass of wine to make up for any inconvenience we may have caused. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1219 |
"Sleeping with the fishes" actually sounds very relaxing. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1220 |
Did you know that climate change can cause a rise in sea level? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1221 |
So you'll be joining us on the evening cruise? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1222 |
Is 'Don't just stand there. We've been mugged!' part of the artist's conceptualism? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1223 |
I hear you two will be swimming with the fishes. How exotic! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1224 |
Sorry, but the others did not appreciate your bringing 2Buck Chuck to the vintage of the century tasting. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1225 |
In hindsight, the VIP package was a good value for money. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1226 |
When I invited you, you said you were all tied up tonight and lo and behold, here you are! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1227 |
I guess you'll be going into the high-risk pool? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1228 |
I can't speak to the artistic merit, but you're much more interesting to talk to than the other installations. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1229 |
And when we're done with drinks we'll pour the cement and drop you in the pool. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1230 |
So which one of you will be handling the Best Picture envelope this year? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1231 |
In my day it was a scarlet letter. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1232 |
You must be doing the new ICE bucket protest. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1233 |
Tell me again what it was that you said to the winemaker about his wine? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1234 |
Let me be the last to say bon voyage! |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1235 |
A major network is interested. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1236 |
Congratulations, I hear you're now part of the Permanent Collection. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1237 |
Just a few more of these and you won't feel a thing... |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1238 |
So this party was on your bucket list? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1239 |
I've also memorized Part One of Atlas Shrugged--I'm sure you'd like to hear that too. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1240 |
So your boss made you come to this party? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1241 |
It's a treatment modality for what? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1242 |
So, AA didn't work for you? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1243 |
I'm glad I'm not in your shoes |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1244 |
I see you're in the one-step program. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1245 |
Oh my goodness, this installation is the most lifelike one in the show. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1246 |
I give up. Does it sound like Nantucket? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1247 |
This is not the way to cement your relationship. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1248 |
I didn't know it was so hard to be the designated driver. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1249 |
I see you tied the knot before you kicked the bucket . |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1250 |
Ah. You must be Tony's new accounting team. How's it going? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1251 |
The pleasure was mine. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1252 |
Listen to me! I haven't talked this much in years. Must be the wine! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1253 |
Some wine before we board the boat? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1254 |
Perhaps you didn't get my messages: I said I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1255 |
Considering this is your first affair, you're showing great restraint! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1256 |
No, this is the Rosen bar mitzvah. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1257 |
I'm in acquisitions. So, what did you do? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1258 |
Now that I have your undivided attention. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1259 |
I see you're wearing Tony Soprano |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1260 |
What did you put on your bucket list? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1261 |
Would you like a drink before we throw you overboard? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1262 |
Wait a second, yes I do! Last year's office party at Comet Ping Pong! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1263 |
The stakes at these fundraisers just keep getting higher, don’t they? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1264 |
You performance artists are so captivating. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1265 |
Until you can identify the Malbec, you'll remain here. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1266 |
You must be the new donors |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1267 |
So, you worked for the previous administration? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1268 |
Must be your first time at Club Masochist? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1269 |
Don't worry. The mob only does that to people in cartoons. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1270 |
Well I see you have decided to tie the knot! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1271 |
I'm sorry you voted for Trump, but now its payback time. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1272 |
You crushed these grapes yourself?! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1273 |
Say, "Please". |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1274 |
The diet is working, both of you look great! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1275 |
Try the chardonnay...it goes well with fish. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1276 |
It's called the mafia diet and it really works! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1277 |
So then I told my shrink that most people won't let me speak to them for long. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1278 |
I guess "toast" has taken on a different meaning. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1279 |
It's called the icebreaker challenge. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1280 |
Bucket list? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1281 |
Friends don't let friends drive drunk. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1282 |
Next time wash your feet before you crush the grapes! |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1283 |
Let me tell you about my first colonoscopy prep....... |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1284 |
I'm going to suggest we skip the next networking exercise on "working the room". |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1285 |
I'll untie you if you admit ice and red wine are non-sympatico. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1286 |
Christ, what an asshole. |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
1287 |
So, you mean AA has a 13th step? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1288 |
No, this is terminal one. Delta Airlines is terminal two. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1289 |
Oh, I'm so sorry the club rejected your membership, but you know it only takes one negative vote and we dump you. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1290 |
I understand you each have a pre- existing condition? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1291 |
This must be the last number on your bucket list. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1292 |
I'm feeling a little potted myself. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1293 |
. . . So that's what's wrong with my life. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1294 |
You must be the folks with the art bidding addiction. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1295 |
The ice bucket challenge never appealed to me. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1296 |
What are you doing after the party? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1297 |
any regrets with your voting choices?? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1298 |
A cure for restless leg syndrome, smoking and drinking? How's it working for you? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1299 |
Just a small gathering to welcome you to the co-op, the board seemed very impressed. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1300 |
Can I get you anything.? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1301 |
Please, you'll have to forgive the restraints. But there's a rumor circulating that you're both Middle Class homeowners with student loan debt? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1302 |
Pairs well, but a rough finish. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1303 |
Oh, don't be so selfish. A lot of people would die to be thrown into the Hudson right now. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1304 |
The first party as a vegan is the hardest! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1305 |
So, how was your trip? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1306 |
Who wants to get wineboarded first? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1307 |
Me? I just set mine to airplane mode and try not to think about it. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1308 |
I think you'll find the Sauvignon Blanc is refreshingly crisp. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1309 |
No, I insist, don't lift a finger. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1310 |
Well yes, but at least our plan has no death squads... |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1311 |
I'll ask you again: do you believe in anthropomorphic global warming |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1312 |
Just because you two just got promoted doesn't change the Fact that I still pick the winning caption. CLEAR? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1313 |
I know that dock area isn’t safe—but don’t you love the rent? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1314 |
It's a young red, but who has the time nowadays to let it age. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1315 |
Could you two crush the grapes a bit faster? My glass is running dangerously low. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1316 |
You'll learn to love our strong HOA. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1317 |
For better for worse |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1318 |
I must confess. It was not totally your fault. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1319 |
Stay as long as you like! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1320 |
On second thought, I don't think you will be needing this. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1321 |
Me too, I feel like I am drowning every day! |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1322 |
And you're captives of the bride or the groom? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1323 |
Here's mud in your eyes. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1324 |
Toast? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1325 |
Our kids called it the new ice bucket challenge. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1326 |
So, tell me about your new diet. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1327 |
So do you kids have any plans for the weekend? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1328 |
This is a classy wine so keep your feet in the bucket till you get home. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1329 |
So, your health insurance doesn't consider this to be a pre-existing condition? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1330 |
Let me guess: Step #13? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1331 |
Wouldn't Antabuse be simpler? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1332 |
we said no red wine in the beige room. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
1333 |
French or Italian? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1334 |
I know you both feel your hands are tied, but let's put an offer on this house before you get cold feet. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1335 |
Well, if it isn't Harriet Houdini and her long-suffering sidekick. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1336 |
Chardonnay? Oh wait, I see you are designated divers.... |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1337 |
How was Sicily? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1338 |
Tell me, was this going-away party really a surprise? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1339 |
Welcome to the Get Roughed Up and Dropped in a River Experience. Enjoy the cocktail reception while the rest of the guests arrive. Spoiler alert, though, it's just gonna be more fuckin' white people, because of COURSE it is |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1340 |
Only distantly related to Harry Houdini, you say ... how fascinating. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
1341 |
Crash a Mensa party you hit the bucket list |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1342 |
So, is this your last time here? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1343 |
And then afterwards they mount your footprints at Grauman's Chinese. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1344 |
Granted, it’s an awkward initiation. But we find most new guests simply muddle through. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1345 |
You're gonna love your timeshare. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1346 |
And what brought you two together? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1347 |
The 18th century is so in right now. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1348 |
Would you care for some water boarding? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1349 |
I understand you've just returned from North Korea. How was it? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1350 |
Um, yeah. Definitely not on my bucket list. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1351 |
I'm so glad you both decided to come hear about how schools of choice are going to save our public education system. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1352 |
Before I down a couple I always down a couple. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1353 |
Can I Uber you to the pier? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1354 |
Don't you just hate being roped into these things. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1355 |
I told you my brother was a deadweight |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1356 |
I'm afraid my husband takes double-dipping really seriously |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1357 |
Don't tell anyone, but I don't really love this wine either. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1358 |
It's a silly game called Sleep with the Fishes, but our little guy takes it very seriously. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1359 |
C'mon, don't you think it's funny that this wine also needs more time to breathe? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1360 |
Finally, both sip a portion of this love potion. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1361 |
I'm in real estate and I see you're in cement. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1362 |
I like your hair; nice tousled effect. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1363 |
This is the fun part, the cement dries and we all say, "bada bing bada boom" and throw you into the harbor. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1364 |
Bon Voyage |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
1365 |
You've been sent to network with the fishes, I see. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1366 |
I see they ran out of trellises. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1367 |
Here's a toast to a long and stable marriage. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1368 |
Congratulations! I see you're ready to take the plunge. |
1.1875 |
0.08239 |
48 |
43 |
1 |
4 |
1369 |
Live long and prosper. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1370 |
If there is ever anything that I can do, just call. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1371 |
That's quite a bucket list. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1372 |
And then I said, "Cathy, you can't make people listen to your problems!" |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1373 |
"Well, look at it this way you still have freedom of speech. Wine?'' |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1374 |
You must be the parents of the bride. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1375 |
It's wonderful to see that you have bonded so nicely. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1376 |
Good job in crushing the grapes. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1377 |
So, how are you two enjoying the Dada pool party? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1378 |
So what is it that got you to tie the knot? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1379 |
You really need to circulate more. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
1380 |
Are you both dirty rats? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1381 |
Be patient. The Lone Ranger is on his way. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1382 |
Thank you for listening to all the stories about my pets. Can you believe my family actually thinks they're boring? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1383 |
Let me guess - you're both escapologists. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1384 |
Any last words before you complete your bucket list? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1385 |
I find this conversation so captivating |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
1386 |
What did you think Roger meant when he put you on our bucket list? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1387 |
Would you like a drink? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1388 |
Welcome to texters anonymous. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1389 |
It's my party and I'll tie if I want to. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1390 |
How long have you two lived in Brooklyn? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1391 |
And how was the #TheCementGala this year? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1392 |
I understand you folks are going swimming later. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1393 |
Who or what you sleep with is your own business. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
1394 |
Where were we? Oh yes, let me tell you about my daughter's gap year... |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1395 |
Your health insurance policy's approach to couple therapy is innovative, to say the least. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1396 |
Of course we welcome diverse opinions. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1397 |
Peter couldn't make it. He's tied up at work. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1398 |
The wine steward insists you give it another try. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
1399 |
Let me show you the ropes |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
1400 |
This is the last time you Californians will bring Pinot Noir to a New York cocktail party. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1401 |
To you and the fishes in the deep blue sea |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
1402 |
Tonight you sleep with the fish-inspired bouillabaisse with Pernod infusion. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1403 |
you poor things, don't know what you did but can I get you a merlot, chardonnay or sparking water? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1404 |
So how do you like the neighborhood? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1405 |
Next time, maybe you'll think before you serve a Malbec with halibut. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1406 |
My apologies for roping you into this conversation. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1407 |
I see you're bound and determined... |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1408 |
Do you need a straw? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1409 |
Peter and Laurie had no idea what lay in store for them at the "How To Be A Better Listener: The Immersive Theatre Cocktail Party Experience." |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1410 |
Will you be staying for dinner? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
1411 |
I pronounce you husband and wife for better or worse |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1412 |
Those buckets are so last year. I wouldn't be caught dead in those ropes. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1413 |
Why, yes, of course we'll do all we can to keep you on the wagon. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1414 |
We really need to get together when the two of you aren't so tied up. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1415 |
So, tomorrow's the big day! Nervous? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1416 |
Are you part of the exhibit finale at the East River? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1417 |
Well, Ivanka and Jared, I'll bet you're sorry you decided to crash Elizabeth Warren's summer party. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1418 |
Well! Here's to the fishes! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1419 |
Then I suppose there will be no dancing tonight?" |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1420 |
It's our new required attendance policy. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1421 |
So, tying the knot was on your bucket list. Cheers! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1422 |
I've learned a lot by watching you two. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1423 |
Like we discussed in our session, escaping only reinforces your social anxiety. Now, mingle and relax. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1424 |
I love the idea of installation art incorporating mob retribution. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1425 |
That investigation into our company's financial records was eye opening. Management finally noticed you. Congratulations on getting the attention you deserve. By the way, if you don't mind me asking, what kind of bonus are you getting? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1426 |
Stomp faster. We are running low on red |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1427 |
Congratulations on the marriage. So when did you tie the knot? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1428 |
Thank you so much for coming. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1429 |
It's sacramental wine. And don't forget the blessing! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1430 |
You must be the new introverts in 4C. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1431 |
That is So Gangster! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1432 |
Looks like you'll be dropping in for the fish dinner. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1433 |
You'll find the '08 Lafite goes great with the Hudson. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1434 |
It's a real shame you won't be joining us for dinner. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1435 |
Tony said to tell you bon voyage. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1436 |
Okay now. Tell me again why you don’t like President Trump? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1437 |
Well, enough about me. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1438 |
Your paintings aren't selling, but I have an offer from a couple who want to install you in their foyer. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1439 |
'I didn't know AA added a 13th step." |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1440 |
As you can see, we have a concrete plan. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1441 |
We thought the invitation said "Blackened and Tied" |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1442 |
So you're following the "no-willpower needed" diet. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1443 |
Oh, the pool party's tomorrow: didn't Tony tell you? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1444 |
You might like to try this one. Nice and dry with a light, buoyant aspect that seems to just float above the palate... |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1445 |
I think they're watering down the drinks too. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1446 |
Looks like you could really use a pick-me-up |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1447 |
Of course you're under no obligation. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1448 |
Soon it won't be awkward to unfriend you guys. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1449 |
And I used to have Republican friends. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1450 |
Did you have any trouble getting here? |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1451 |
I'm not a fan of cement shoes before Memorial Day, but my husband, "The Don", is no fashionista. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1452 |
You're still not listening. I'm telling you it's a wine you can't refuse. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1453 |
Yes, you're making a statement. That part I've got. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1454 |
I like being single; so many of my friends are stuck in bad marriages. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1455 |
Remind me what thing you’re raising awareness of. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1456 |
Wow, you must have done something really naughty to have been dumped off here. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1457 |
Ayn Rand toasts two Scientology whistleblowers. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1458 |
Tony wants to know if you remembered to stop the mail. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1459 |
We're almost out - here's what it's supposed to taste like when you're done. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1460 |
... then she asked me if I was near-sighted, so I told her they're just for show, then she said... |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1461 |
...we just find some of your views questionable. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1462 |
Payback is always on my bucket list. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1463 |
Literalists, are we? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1464 |
And "Goodfellas"? I just can't get enough of Scorsese. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1465 |
We both forgot our safe word. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1466 |
Did I hear one of you say, "I thirst."? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1467 |
Thank you for taking such an interest in my newfound veganism! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1468 |
I've been meaning to ask you both, what about our new management keeps you up at night? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1469 |
Enough about me. What's your story? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1470 |
And now how will you be voting on the repeal of Obamacare? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1471 |
Feel free to peruse my artwork. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1472 |
So, I guess you two aren't thinking of having children" |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1473 |
I sometimes feel that way at these things too. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1474 |
Maybe it was a bad idea to solicit gallery funding from the mob. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1475 |
Please enjoy the wine; it's complimentary. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1476 |
You're not seeing the big picture. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1477 |
It's not like we are forcing you to stay. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1478 |
Ahh I love the river. Full of charm and mystery. You must tell me all about it. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1479 |
So glad you're staying for the investment strategy presentation. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1480 |
You must be the new Russian spies who have planted here. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1481 |
You should meet my ex. In every argument he said I would play the victim. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1482 |
So you're saying you wouldn't give up your berth? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1483 |
I take it you knew Larry in his 'Bad Boy' phase. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1484 |
and if you survive the swimming test, we'll know you did not lie on your immigration application. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1485 |
I always read the Terms and Conditions before accepting. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1486 |
Our office parties have never been popular. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1487 |
I'll be happy to see my ex take the plunge. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1488 |
I'm sorry you won't be donating this year but I understand your hands are tied. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1489 |
That's interesting. So how long have you both worked for the mob? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1490 |
Is this an installation or outsider art? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1491 |
Well if your not in a rush to leave can I tell you all about my operation? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1492 |
I'd like to ask the curator if you come as a set or individual pieces. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1493 |
I understand you're tonight's entertainment. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1494 |
I'm so glad that you decided to stay! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1495 |
Now that I have your attention... |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1496 |
I didn't expect to see you guys. Rocky said you were tied up. Something about deep sea fishing with some friends of his. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1497 |
So YOU were the ones who opened the Beaujolais nouveau a day early! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1498 |
Me? Same old, same old. And you guys, anything new? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1499 |
Are you the artists or the art? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1500 |
Jane, it's because you didn't pay back the mob. Bill, it's that tie. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1501 |
What took you so long to get here? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1502 |
I am so impressed. It’s not every couple that can pull off that bondage, buckets and bad hair look. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1503 |
So you are quitting smoking, drinking, and buffets? Wow. Kudos. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1504 |
We're going to have to do things that are unthinkable. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1505 |
When did you two decide to tie the knot? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1506 |
You should have taken the upgrades. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1507 |
Stop me if you've heard this. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1508 |
I'm sorry to inform you that we are drownsizing your department, effective immediately. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1509 |
I always knew accounting was lucrative, but being able to retire so young! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1510 |
Luckily I think the gangsters dropped you at the wrong location. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1511 |
So how long have you known Tony and Carmella? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1512 |
This piece really speaks to me. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1513 |
I've heard the first week of sobriety is the hardest. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1514 |
A guests will be released once having crushed at lease ten litres of grapes. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1515 |
"So how do you like our new severance package?' |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1516 |
So, how did the refinancing meeting go? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1517 |
So, I understand that you're here to learn more about the Republican Party |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1518 |
So Jeffery starts boarding school in the fall then? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1519 |
Yes, yes - but what else have you done since graduation? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1520 |
Here. Drink this. It'll loosen you up. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1521 |
So how are the kids doing? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1522 |
I don't care what Google Maps says, I can assure you this is NOT the East River!! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1523 |
Do you get away much? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1524 |
Can I freshen up your concrete? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1525 |
Captivating party...isn't it? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1526 |
So, how long have you two known Vinny? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1527 |
OK, don't stare, but Susan's blouse is just hideous. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1528 |
Nothing a little red wine will cure, is it? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1529 |
Feel free to loosen up and roam around |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1530 |
Just had to "Like" the Andrew Wyeth, didn't you. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1531 |
So...what do you do? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1532 |
Oh, I hope I'm not boring you.. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1533 |
I'm so sorry you are leaving early |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1534 |
How romantic--you two met while 'swimming with the fishes'? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1535 |
I’ve heard of ‘open’ relationships… How does an ‘inhibited’ relationship work? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1536 |
My doctor said I needed to stop drinking wine. Naturally I switched doctors. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1537 |
Cheers! Pigeage and bondage are both on your bucket list? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1538 |
You'll understand if I don't offer you hors d'oeuvres. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1539 |
Roped into hosting book club again, I see. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1540 |
Ok, so what IS the wine pairing for concrete? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1541 |
It's "The Donald". I warned you to never call him "The Don". |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1542 |
You must be the ones who voted for Trump |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1543 |
Okay, so they pulled you out of the river...then what happened? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1544 |
I will free you but I can't protect you if you keep irritating the Hillary crowd. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1545 |
Oh, c'mon...one sip won't kill you. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1546 |
Just pretend like you want to be here |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1547 |
Before we drop you: a toast from the whistle blower ethics hotline group |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1548 |
A toast to cement your new relationship! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1549 |
I warned you not to talk politics. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1550 |
I see that you are at the thirteenth step. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1551 |
I see someone else has experience with contractors not finishing the job. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1552 |
Really? A come as you are party? I feel so silly, now! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1553 |
I warned you it would be torture. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1554 |
Well , at least your not joined at the hip |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1555 |
Date night? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1556 |
I'm so tired of vapid chatter with self-absorbed, over-inflated egos at these parties. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1557 |
We call it, water Bordeauxing. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1558 |
Thank you for volunteering to be my captive audience. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1559 |
I assumed "tied up" meant you would not be attending. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1560 |
Step 13? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1561 |
Well, I bet you won't mistake Syrah for Merlot again. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1562 |
So you guys for or against? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1563 |
So, will this be your first cruise? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1564 |
If you get a chance, try the red. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1565 |
I didn't see any straws |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1566 |
Glad you could come. You're always so tied up. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1567 |
So, I'm told you're both in concrete. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1568 |
You dared to bring red wine when you knew we were having fish? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1569 |
I know, marriage is never easy. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1570 |
Some artists have patrons. I have an enforcer. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1571 |
Cheers! |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1572 |
I have only enough liquid to water one of you. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1573 |
What did you think "The Abramovic Experience" meant? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1574 |
I hear you brought Australian wine. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1575 |
I should have mentioned that he doesn't take criticism of his work very well. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1576 |
Lucky you, invited to the after party! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1577 |
You seem to be a very grounded couple. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1578 |
Your foot punch is delicious. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1579 |
Relax, planted supporters will be cut loose after everyone leaves. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1580 |
Let me guess- you didn't want to come, but your hands were tied. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1581 |
What a great party, you both are the best HOSTages! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1582 |
That's funny--I had a really rough week, too. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1583 |
So, who roped you into attending this ballet school fundraiser? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1584 |
Welcome to Chicago. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1585 |
So tell me....How did you get roped into this? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1586 |
I know how it is. The shoes fit in the store and when you get home, they feel like concrete blocks. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1587 |
You two seem quiet today. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1588 |
At least it's a step up from last week's potato sack race. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1589 |
...So I always say why be knitwit when you can crochet all day. But my grammy always said... |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1590 |
Well, look what the catfish dragged in. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1591 |
So, why don't you want to drink the cool-aid? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1592 |
Let me guess: Couples counseling? Role playing gone overboard? Been there. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1593 |
I told you to not order the white zin, but no you wouldn't listen. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1594 |
Would You Like a Nightcap? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1595 |
The buzz is that you guys may be out of favor with the boss. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1596 |
You were warned not to sue the co-op board |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1597 |
'Tied up at home' is not an excuse for being late. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1598 |
OK, last question. On a scale of one to ten, where one is 'just doing their jobs" and ten is "true heroes" how would you rate the flight attendants? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1599 |
I get so tired of everybody and his brother referring to themselves as 'survivors,' don't you? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1600 |
Do you two need a ride home tonight? |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
1601 |
So, you want them shaken, not stirred. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1602 |
Since you can't leave, let's talk about me. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1603 |
Perhaps so... but no one goes unpunished for texting at a Myra Rosenbaum party. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1604 |
The first rule of Wine Night is you do NOT talk about Wine Night. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
1605 |
I drink to your willpower. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
1606 |
I think we're all finding your story hard to swallow. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1607 |
And what did your tweet say, young lady? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1608 |
Perhaps you should say 'please.' |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1609 |
When you said you'd be late because you were tied up, I assumed you meant in traffic. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1610 |
I've never been good at the experimental, but I'm going with "art is highway robbery." |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1611 |
"At least you didn't fly United". |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1612 |
The bond of marriage isn't quite what you thought it would be. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1613 |
At this point, the less said, the better |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1614 |
Is this a bind date? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1615 |
Is this one of the steps from the twelve steps from AA |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1616 |
... or there's the Kool Aid option. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1617 |
I'm afraid you're a bit early. The ritualistic torture follows the cheese course. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1618 |
This is the concrete workers' gala. The Mafia victims' convention is in ballroom C. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1619 |
Who roped you in to make pale ale? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1620 |
Tomato, Tomatoe, take care. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1621 |
I quit using that dating app |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1622 |
You two need to talk. Have a sip to loosen up. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1623 |
Androgynous accessories. Cool! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1624 |
Where do you go to release? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1625 |
So you got bumped by United? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1626 |
Finally some alone time with you two...what ever shall we talk about.... oh, I know, how 'bout that artichoke dip recipe of yours? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1627 |
Witness protection was overbooked? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1628 |
Doris, before you go, you've simply got to tell me the secret of your baked ziti. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1629 |
You're certain it will promptly stop seasickness. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1630 |
I'm sorry,but we did discuss the rigorous admissions process of the Yacht Club for this season. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1631 |
How's the new diet? I like the ones that don't make you exercise too much. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1632 |
Congratulations! You two have won best still life. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1633 |
Oh, sorry, but no insurance for you given your pre-existing condition. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1634 |
Soon! |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1635 |
What kind of terms did you get on your refinance? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1636 |
I'm the 'Goodbye Girl'. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1637 |
I can see your tied up at th moment, but I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1638 |
And you still think French wines are better than California wines? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1639 |
Mingle and try not to think about the future. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1640 |
Whoever I choose gets child custody and most importantly, the wine. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1641 |
So AA didn't help, huh? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1642 |
So you convinced them that cocktail parties are worse than death. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1643 |
I'm so pleased you've stuck around! I was worried that you'd find our party boring. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1644 |
Here. I find a glass of wine helps to loosen things up. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1645 |
Here's to the American Whistleblower's Society. You'll be nominated for the honor roll next meeting. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1646 |
It's a horrible vintage. You'll thank me for this later. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1647 |
So what are you two doing after? |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1648 |
Don't you just hate coming to these things? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1649 |
We tie up all first timers and make them stand in a bucket. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1650 |
The invitation specifically said 'formal chic.' |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1651 |
I think you're at the wrong party. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1652 |
You must tell me the name of your designer! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1653 |
You must be Art. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1654 |
You must be the couple who booked the cruise to nowhere. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1655 |
Maybe you should just move to Canada. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1656 |
Any regrets? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1657 |
Didn't you get the memo? This is a no-tie affair. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1658 |
I'll have someone set you loose momentarily. The wine you brought - Two-Buck Chuck, was it? - turned out to be a hit. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1659 |
You should try the red, it goes great with seafood. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1660 |
I didn't realize this establishment had an English Garden! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1661 |
I warned you to never mention Mankoff again. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1662 |
It's a quiet & delicate, yet rich & zesty Zinfandel. Maybe it will loosen you folks up a little. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1663 |
Would you prefer a broken glass? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1664 |
I see you two have cemented your relationship. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1665 |
You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you? You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1666 |
I always knew you two were bound to end up in hot water |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1667 |
I think you should avoid eating all hot and spicy foods. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1668 |
No, I'm more into Zumba, myself. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1669 |
Do you plan a lengthy future in performance art? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1670 |
So, I see you two are engaged. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1671 |
I know you are part of the exhibit but you have no idea how close this comes to a dream I had about my in-laws. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1672 |
You must try the dip... |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1673 |
Would you like a drink to help you loosen up??? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1674 |
Vito tells me you both work for the Bureau. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1675 |
What did you think '9 p.m. to ?' meant? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1676 |
It's a flattering offer, but I'm afraid my wild days are behind me. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1677 |
I understand you two got the Uber we reserved for the Kempners. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1678 |
Don't worry. We'll let you go after a brief presentation on the timeshare. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1679 |
Pete's tied up at the office. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1680 |
Congratulations, the Witness Protection Program has named you this year's winners of its Oops! Award. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1681 |
"Mr. Corleone would like to know which part of 'keep your mouths shut' you failed to understand. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1682 |
It's so nice to meet people who aren't tongue-tied. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1683 |
You guys seemed settled in. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1684 |
The invitation said 'buckets of fun,' but I wasn't expecting this. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1685 |
i guess we won't be seeing you? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1686 |
So, where do we come from, what are we, and where are we going? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1687 |
I've got bottled anger, and your demise on tap. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1688 |
Ah, Mr and Mrs Houdini I assume. So nice of you to join us this evening. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1689 |
Next time, you'll remember to water the plants. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1690 |
Is this the 13th step to recovery? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1691 |
Mark, it's not healthy to take your work home with you. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1692 |
Is it true you used to be in the witness protection program? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1693 |
I just love the Hudson this time of year. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1694 |
It's not that kind of party. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1695 |
You must be the rich, dry white pairing the sommelier ordered from California? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1696 |
New ice bucket challenge? |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1697 |
I really would love to help but my hands are tied! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1698 |
I mean, I didn't like-like him--hey, are you guys even listening? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1699 |
Who knew whistle blowers could inspire great art! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1700 |
Don't worry. Before long, you'll float to the top. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1701 |
It's called an Arkansas double, but it's really nasty. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1702 |
The matching his-her shoes are to die for! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1703 |
I'm serious... did you fly United? |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1704 |
Let me guess—Fifty Shades of Ficus? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1705 |
Real world or exercise? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1706 |
So was this on your date night bucket list? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1707 |
I'm thrilled to see that you two have gotten back together again! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1708 |
I'm sorry, but this is an invitation-only event. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1709 |
Our CEO is a bit of a nostalgia buff when it comes to hostile takeovers. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1710 |
You're quite an item at the silent auction table. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1711 |
At least you got an invitation. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1712 |
Your going-away party will finish as soon as the cement hardens. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1713 |
I live just across the Hudson, if you don't mind a tagalong. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1714 |
Uber's coming to take you a very dark,lonely Brooklyn dock. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1715 |
... and what are YOUR plans for later? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1716 |
I'm sorry, but it's 2017 and you were warned about serving cake balls. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1717 |
We had to get out of some other plans to make it, but we are happy to be here now. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1718 |
One more drink before the dunk? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1719 |
It's an interesting live art interpretation |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1720 |
No, I don’t happen to believe that self-torture in social settings is the key to cultivating self-love. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1721 |
I hope meeting the new President hasn't been too tortuous for you. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1722 |
Have you ever heard of AA? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1723 |
Not to worry. The water in the East river is not very cold this time of year. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1724 |
We call it sink'n'drink. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1725 |
Shall I tie one on? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1726 |
L' Chaim |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1727 |
Bobbing for apples OR the three-legged race, not both at once |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1728 |
Congratulations, you are both tied for Employee of the Month |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1729 |
Barbara's son got into medical school and, even better, she's got a captive audience with whom she can discuss it. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1730 |
Looks like the total immersion program was pretty challenging. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1731 |
I love what you have done with your hair. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1732 |
Would you care for a little wine too loosen up and enjoy the party? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1733 |
The torture exhibit isn't until tomorrow |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1734 |
At least you don't have to suffer this dreadful Merlot. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1735 |
I'm telling you Joan, this couples therapist can work miracles. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1736 |
Brad, I forgave you for your indiscretions and for the divorce, but when you married Sunshine, you both went on my bucket list. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1737 |
A nice Chianti...an unfortunate misunderstanding. Dr Hannibal said "I'd like to marinade the Livingstones before we have them for dinner," not "I'd like to serenade the Livingtones before we have them for dinner." |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1738 |
I thought you said you were too tied up to make it out tonight. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1739 |
So I hear you're going for a little swim after the party. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1740 |
We met on tinder. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1741 |
...and would you like to see some pictures of my colon surgery....? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1742 |
We reserve the right to remove anyone whose behavior compromises the enjoyment of other passengers. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1743 |
Sorry all we have is a zesty red; too bold for fish. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1744 |
So the winery tour guide was serious when he said those caught picking the grapes will be severely punished. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1745 |
Tom and I decided not to have kids. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1746 |
You smell like shit! |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1747 |
We'd love to donate to your charity but you see, our hands are tied. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1748 |
We apologize for any inconvenience. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1749 |
The rope really brings the outfit together. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1750 |
Welcome to Amnesty Local. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1751 |
Maybe next time you'll think twice about bringing a wine rated under 92. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1752 |
Which swamp were you drained from? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1753 |
I'm the mainstream media. Here's your evening news. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1754 |
when we said no employee fraternization we meant it. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1755 |
You shouldn't have said you enjoy Moscato. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1756 |
Donald will be right back with the duct tape. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1757 |
No, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess. They were fresh out of lethal cocktails. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1758 |
Did you have to be so literal? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1759 |
Separate beds, OK; But even Lucy and Desi would do this communally. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1760 |
You came. I thought you'd be too tied up! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1761 |
When Don Corleone offered you some wine, you shouldn't have refused. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1762 |
Loosen up! |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1763 |
You did not RSVP |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1764 |
We're waiting. All the East River bridges are full of Hillary supporters until tomorrow. All mob activity is being delayed. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1765 |
Your political views are just not acceptable to our party. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1766 |
Small chance of rain. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1767 |
So what else is new? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1768 |
Great, we can take up the conversation where we left it at the last party.... |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1769 |
Hemlock instead? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1770 |
Can you stay for the timeshare resort presentation? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1771 |
Ready to take the plunge? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1772 |
This wine has more of a toes than a nose, please wash your feet next time. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1773 |
Congratulations! You were on my bucket list. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1774 |
Potted, or tying one on? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1775 |
I heard this wine pairs great with sleeping with the fishes. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1776 |
Matching outfits? A little tacky don't you think? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1777 |
With the Fishes? I never knew they swung. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1778 |
I'm so glad you could make it; Tony said you'd be tied up all night. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1779 |
We've decided to cement the deal. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1780 |
I think I'm at the wrong party. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1781 |
Hoppy Hour ended at 5. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1782 |
Things cannot be as bad as you think they are. Come on. Lighten up. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1783 |
Thank you for "volunteering" for the neighborhoods very first Hunger Games. And may the Shiraz be ever in your favor. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1784 |
Well, you were warned not to eat all the cheese. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1785 |
Your sobriety commitment has gone too far. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1786 |
Well, down the hatch! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1787 |
It's my first shotgun wedding, too. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1788 |
I'm guessing this exhibit was on your bucket list. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1789 |
It'll be lovely to take the plunge under a full moon. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1790 |
You must be the pièce de résistance. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1791 |
I find you to be captivating |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1792 |
Oh, dear. You're in the "High Risk Pool," aren't you...? |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1793 |
Just so you know, Donald was very concrete about you two. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1794 |
So --- You two have tied the knot? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1795 |
I hate to ask where you're honeymooning. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1796 |
The studio seems to be taking captive audience to an extreme. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1797 |
I do Apologize, but My Bartender just never heard of a " Prisoner In a Bucket" ..... |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1798 |
You seemed more optimistic at our 40th reunion. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1799 |
I warned you not to talk politics or religion. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1800 |
No image? This never happened when Bob was in charge. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1801 |
Could you stomp faster? We're running low on Cabernet. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1802 |
So. No sex before the wedding huh? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1803 |
The thing is it could have been me. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1804 |
i now pronounce you man and wife |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1805 |
You should have let me know you'd be tied up. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1806 |
How do you know the Hendersons? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1807 |
Thanks, but we'll have to pass. We're tied up right now. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1808 |
The new director is a literalist. I'd also avoid "over my dead body" and "sticks and stones". |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1809 |
You two were made for each other. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1810 |
So you thought you could avoid my political views by unfollowing me? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1811 |
Honestly, it's like torture getting information out of you two. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1812 |
Have you noticed they always serve cheap domestic wine at these Whistleblower parties? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1813 |
It has a taste of remorse |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1814 |
Keep drinking until you fill the bucket. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1815 |
I, too, heard this would be the party to end all parties, but I didn't take it literally! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1816 |
And now how will you be voting on the repeal of Obamacare? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1817 |
Decaying performance art. Interesting. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1818 |
This doesn't taste like your feet yet. Keep stomping! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1819 |
I'm going to give you some time to think it over, but to me the deal is a no brainer. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1820 |
I'm guessing he forgot to tell you there is a MRS. Eliot Spritzer. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1821 |
Care for a drink before going into it? |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1822 |
I think you are taking this bondage thing too far. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1823 |
I never got into that his 'n' hers stuff. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1824 |
I hear you're taking a cruise. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1825 |
I'd be happy to recommend some large bodies of water. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1826 |
For what it's worth, I think you two nailed the presentation. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1827 |
It's so good you introverts could stay a little longer. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1828 |
While we are waiting for the cement to harden may I offer you each a sip of wine? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
1829 |
I told you I had a good attorney. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1830 |
I can't remember dates either, that's why I use autopay. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1831 |
Relax. Once you've tried the hot tub, you'll love it. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1832 |
You do know if this were Dad you'd be in the river already? |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1833 |
If you stop talking about the March for Science, I'll untie you. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1834 |
I see you've reached your shrimp quota. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1835 |
Work got you tied up? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1836 |
Friends of Capone's, I see. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1837 |
Ah, an art installation that addresses the stagnation of traditional monogamy. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1838 |
Actually, for where you are going, you might prefer a drier wine. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1839 |
Punishment for your wine snobbery. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1840 |
I call it "50 Shades of Rosé." |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1841 |
If you weren't so tied up, I would ask you to stay for dinner |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1842 |
So glad you could get away! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1843 |
We should do this again sometime. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1844 |
We'll miss you at next year's office party! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1845 |
Meeting you both was on my bucket list. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1846 |
I can tell, right away--you two are going to be the hit of the party! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1847 |
I told you this wine was to die for, but you didn't believe me. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1848 |
Last call! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1849 |
We have little in common with happily married couples. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1850 |
What did you do before you served on the committee that investigated General Flynn? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1851 |
For what it's worth, the bi-Paleo diet's limits on cocktails was the undoing of Seymour's and my marriage. |
1.1591 |
0.07926 |
44 |
40 |
1 |
3 |
1852 |
I'll untie you as soon as you're finished stomping those grapes. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1853 |
Could you stomp those grapes a little faster?... I'm going to want a refill. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1854 |
It's great to have such a captive audience. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1855 |
How's the "No Step" plan going? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1856 |
Stick-in-the-mud? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1857 |
You were warned. Absolutely no mention of politics at this cocktail party. |
1.1591 |
0.07926 |
44 |
40 |
1 |
3 |
1858 |
Do you know which river you'll be dropped at? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1859 |
Your colleagues in the newsroom really want to toast your great investigative report on mob corruption in city government!" |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1860 |
What a lovely story, darling! Well, please keep in touch. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1861 |
I'm just his gun moll. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1862 |
Darling, the Bondage and Buckets costume party was last week. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1863 |
I realize that you both must be terribly uncomfortable, but we simply have to wait for the cement to harden |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1864 |
How's business? |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1865 |
Would you like some wine? It'll help you relax. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1866 |
Who ordered the Sicilian Red? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1867 |
It's the airline's new focus group. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1868 |
What an interesting piece of art. It almost looks real. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1869 |
Peter Kuper could have done better |
1.1591 |
0.07926 |
44 |
40 |
1 |
3 |
1870 |
Understand how important it is to remove your emptied containers in a timely manner. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
1871 |
I'm sorry its come to this, but you must wash your feet before trampling the grapes! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1872 |
What’s next on your bucket list? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1873 |
Here's to a captive audience. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1874 |
Perhaps a nice Malbec will loosen you up. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1875 |
I only wish Mr. Soprano was here to see you off. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1876 |
Keep stomping, sommelier pledges! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1877 |
So, how do you like your happy hour NOW? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1878 |
If you thought my last story was obnoxious, wait until you hear this one. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1879 |
I understand you are reporters embedded with the mafia. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1880 |
This party is to die for. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1881 |
Since the arranged marriage we are finding that we definitely have a lot in common! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1882 |
Ironically, having an affair was on his bucket list. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1883 |
Are you planting yourself physically or emotionally? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1884 |
Remember, this game is fun, fun, fun! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1885 |
Cheers for completing your bucket list. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1886 |
Never too tied up to party, yea! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1887 |
"We prefer Chardoney" was the wrong answer. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1888 |
I was so pleased to get the invite to your going away party. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1889 |
I love how cooly you two bond. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1890 |
This is definitely not creative cocktail attire. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1891 |
Yes, you can do it standing up. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1892 |
The bondage seminar isn't till next week. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1893 |
I get the message! You can't join me for cocktails because you're tied up with other things. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1894 |
As your therapist this is a good 1st step to thaw your relationship. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1895 |
Not until you call me 'Hostess with the Mostess' |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1896 |
You must be transplants. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1897 |
Cutting in the buffet line is discouraged on this ship. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1898 |
So, tell me about this new marriage therapy |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1899 |
So is this the last thing on your bucket lists? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1900 |
The Corleone-Tattaglio Fashion Week is wonderful. I see that retro is back in style. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1901 |
I'm sure it is a horrible situation, shall I get you both a drink? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1902 |
Dears, I'm not sure you've thought this whole double suicide thing through. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1903 |
I'd just say bucket |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1904 |
Would you like to drink a glass of pail ale? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1905 |
Just like Match.com...only different! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1906 |
Well then, you simply have to read "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea." |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1907 |
I'd offer you a drink, but you look... tied up. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1908 |
Oh, my apologies. "Fish food" was not meant to indicate a dinner invitation. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1909 |
Here you do not have the right to remain silent. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1910 |
Had you told us before we set sail that you had become Trump supporters we would have just put you on our blacklist and left you behind. But no, you just had to spring it on us in international waters. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1911 |
Do you sleep like the fish when the gallery closes ? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1912 |
What part of " no romantic relationships in the workplace" did you not understand? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1913 |
Sorry doesn't cut it. Grape squishing is an art, not a game. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1914 |
We warned you about missing your billable hours quota. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1915 |
...aboard the company's annual riverboat cruise. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1916 |
you have overdone your costumes |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1917 |
I can give you the name of a good escape artist. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1918 |
Do you regret voting for Trump now? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1919 |
Wow. They've gotten so serious about designated drivers. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1920 |
Sorry, but I insist that each guest's exit reflects their bantering ability. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1921 |
How many stomps makes a glass? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1922 |
Don't you just feel like you have no choice but to attend events like this? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1923 |
Why, you two just pale in comparison! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1924 |
I should have warned you how much Vinnie likes the Riesling. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1925 |
Just change the water into wine. It worked for Jesus. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1926 |
Took a package from the mob, you say? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1927 |
Congratulations on tying the knot. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1928 |
Mona finally had a captive audience at Happy Hour. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1929 |
Have you met the Joneses? They were at that rally too. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1930 |
Some wine before its time? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1931 |
We put Catnip in the leg. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1932 |
Sorry but the white carpet takes precedence over your desire for red wine. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1933 |
Guess the vintage or it's the water forever. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1934 |
We're protesting the victimization of grapes |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1935 |
So you won't be going to the after party? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1936 |
If you promise to stop talking about the election we will let you join the "party" |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1937 |
There we go...now let me tell you about my recent trip to Italy. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1938 |
I think you'll prefer this to your nightcap. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1939 |
Should have paid attention to Miss Manners. It only takes two minutes to RSVP. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1940 |
At least now they can't argue about who is trying to tie who down. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1941 |
I see you've taken the bucket challenge to a whole new level. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1942 |
It's nice to see you two finally get out. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1943 |
Sorry you've been over booked. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1944 |
You should really try to enjoy the party. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1945 |
You'll really make a splash tonight! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1946 |
We're going to need you to stomp those grapes faster. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1947 |
I have a real good feeling about you two. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1948 |
I assure you... that once the cement completely dries, whoever kicks the bucket first will be able to drink far more than could I, at a dozen silly retirement parties! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1949 |
It's a 2005 French Pino rated 93 points with a smokey and earthy initial flavor but opens up into a dark raspberry fruit that lasts, why do you ask? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1950 |
I warned you: marriage is torture! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1951 |
You're potted and you haven't even had any drinks yet. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1952 |
When you told me you were going to swim with the fishes, I thought you were going snorkeling. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1953 |
the invitation said "bring a dish." |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1954 |
Until death do you part |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1955 |
So nice of you to stop by for your farewell party! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1956 |
Which one of you would like to be the designated driver? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1957 |
We don't like double-dippers. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1958 |
Let me guess, you ordered "Fifty Shades of Gray for Dummies" |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1959 |
Were trying to make this as normal as possible, here's a glass of wine. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1960 |
A 35% tip is customary for a mani pedi. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1961 |
So glad I could persuade you to come tonight, now let me make you a cocktail you can't refuse. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1962 |
Don't you just hate getting roped into these things? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1963 |
You stomp the grapes while waiting for your deportation hearing? Trump is a genius! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1964 |
Here's mud in your eyes. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1965 |
Sorry, but I'm unfriending you both. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1966 |
Congratulations on making it this far in our highly competitive sommelier training program. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1967 |
It might be a good time to refinance. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1968 |
I wasn't having such a good time either, but a glass of wine helped me loosen up. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1969 |
I get it: Abstract vs Concrete! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1970 |
I was worried about meeting people, but you two seem pretty grounded. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1971 |
Will that be one straw or two? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1972 |
Someone didn't appreciate your "whining in a bucket! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1973 |
You can be underwater, but you don't have to look it. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1974 |
Androgenous buckets, how couture! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1975 |
Vetting is foolproof! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1976 |
Wait, did you hop in or were you carried? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1977 |
So, where did you two meet? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1978 |
We tried a blind taste test. This is something new. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1979 |
Here's to your Mafia themed cruise |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1980 |
You don't really look French! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1981 |
I'm into bondage too. I work for Goldman Sachs. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1982 |
Who picked this wine? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1983 |
You should have tipped the maitre d'. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1984 |
Harm reduction and AA just didn't work for us. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1985 |
I'm so glad you two finally decided to take the plunge! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1986 |
I admire your intention to show up, in spite of your previous committment. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1987 |
It would appear you two really know the ropes around here. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1988 |
You're not alone, millions of us woke up on November 9 feeling the same way! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1989 |
...all tied up with no place to go. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1990 |
Now you'll remember in the future to sniff before swirling. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1991 |
We thought it was a metaphor when the salesman said "sea floor opportunity." |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
1992 |
Tough diet, but your bathroom activity looks effecient. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1993 |
We're trying to better understand our tomato plants. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1994 |
I'm also here against my will. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1995 |
I think we can all agree that the leader's punishments have gotten significantly less cruel but still unusual. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1996 |
Oh, hi! Aren't you the whistle blowers from Executive Education? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1997 |
Thank you for staying. Can I get you another drink? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1998 |
We don't mean to seem standoffish. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
1999 |
Tobacco club has a similar initiation . . . so consider yourselves lucky |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2000 |
Mankofffffffff! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2001 |
I see you've been to our personal department; but they seemed to have gone overboard with their decision |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2002 |
Party Crashers, you're being deported. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2003 |
The President wanted me to personally thank you for getting on board. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2004 |
Yes, this is the party. But if you two are not gone in two minutes, I'll call United. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2005 |
What fun! I've never had a captive audience. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2006 |
As I was saying, I'm a mid-level manager at a large accounting firm... |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2007 |
I'd offer you a drink but you seem to be a bit preoccupied |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2008 |
Why the long fces? You're going to make quite a splash at this party! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2009 |
I heard you were tied up, but I'm glad to see you came anyway. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2010 |
I told Bruno you had an appointment with the Fishers, not the fishes. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2011 |
So how's the "Sleep With The Fishes" diet coming along? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2012 |
Tell me where you've hidden the cash, or I'll tell you about my trip to Atlanta when I was 14. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2013 |
I hear you are moving to live with the fish. So I am celebrating with a Seaweed Martini. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2014 |
Good for you--not all couples want to try a cooling off period. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2015 |
Oh Mary, we warned you...guilty by association. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2016 |
Bet this wasn't on your bucket list... |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2017 |
Congratulations! I hear you're taking the plunge. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2018 |
I see you got the seed money. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2019 |
I haven't even figured out my bucket list. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2020 |
Seriously though, do you prefer salt water or fresh? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2021 |
Yes, interesting. But let me tell you about proposed changes to the tax code. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2022 |
What took you? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2023 |
Do I understand you two met on E-Harmony? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2024 |
Don't you hate it when they rope you in to these things?" |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2025 |
We gave up on lethal injections for obvious reasons. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2026 |
You must be the couple that unfriended Jimmy, the enforcer! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2027 |
This is Republican Kool Aid. Drink this and you'll believe anything they say. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2028 |
You should get out more often. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2029 |
Creme de menthe for two? Oh, I thought you said, 'cement shoes'. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2030 |
Who are you wearing? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2031 |
I'm sure you will give this Shiraz the consideration it deserves!! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2032 |
Raise your hand if you want some wine. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2033 |
I'm sorry but bringing beer to a wine party.Inexcusable! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2034 |
Welp...bottom's up! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2035 |
Sorry. The performance art exhibit is next week. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2036 |
I promise this will loosen you up. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2037 |
On second thought, you cannot have this drink; you're already potted. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2038 |
Be honest... What do you think of my new exhibit? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2039 |
Uncle Tony sure knows how to throw a "going away" party, don't he? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2040 |
Why don't you unwind? It's a party, for God's sake! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2041 |
No more sips -- you're obviously potted. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2042 |
Here's this evening's special: two shots and a splash. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2043 |
Bondage is fun once you get used to it. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2044 |
Poor people always make the best art. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2045 |
Sounds like a dramatic performance piece, but I must say the theme seems a bit cliché. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2046 |
Terroir or terror - your choice. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2047 |
We tied on one too many |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2048 |
Like your future, this wine is very deep, with piquant saline overtones. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2049 |
It's easy to have cold feet at these types of events. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2050 |
Is corporate espionage rewarding? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2051 |
Who ordered the sauvignon blanc? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2052 |
OMG you're working on your bucket list. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2053 |
We just like to call it friendly neighborhood hazing. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2054 |
Welcome to the Cosa Nostra with a Human Face. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2055 |
This should help you unwind. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2056 |
Drink a little of this,it will help you float a while |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2057 |
So I take it that this year you'll be staying for the silent auction. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2058 |
My, You certainly are committed to tonight's theme of a captivated audience! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2059 |
You're going to love tenure. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2060 |
So the marriage counselor found you two a way to try and stick it out! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2061 |
I used to wear Commes des Garçons, too, before it lost its edge. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2062 |
Dad was right about masturbation! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2063 |
You guys need a little wine to loosen up |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2064 |
How's it going with the Petrocelli account? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2065 |
Is that the new bucket challenge for pre-existing medical conditions? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2066 |
I imagine you have a designated driver |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2067 |
We're so happy that you've overcome your fear of marriage and are finally ready to take the plunge. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2068 |
This one features a nice bouquet and a strong finish. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2069 |
Personally, I'll never understand your preference for being potted as opposed to my generation's appreciation for being a little inebriated. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2070 |
Like I was saying, vaccines absolutely cause autism. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2071 |
Sorry, we ran out of oak barrels |
1.1500 |
0.08435 |
40 |
37 |
0 |
3 |
2072 |
I just find it so difficult to meet anyone remotely interesting at parties anymore |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2073 |
So what else did you have to give up when you became Baptists? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2074 |
You must be Fat Tony's accountants. He's told me so much about you! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2075 |
I asked Vito to have the bartender make me two cement mixers, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2076 |
Ever since The Sopranos, concrete boots have become a bit of an occasion. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2077 |
Tonight, you drink with the fishes. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2078 |
Look at you two! Your wardrobes are quite captive-ating. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2079 |
At least you could say thank you for the sending off party. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2080 |
Thank you for participating in our focus group/ |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2081 |
Ahhh.... you must be the couple from Bondage Anonymous. Please make yourself uncomfortable. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2082 |
I can't help you; you've wandered into the wrong party's presidential convention. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2083 |
I'd offer you both a drink, but I see you're tied up at the moment. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2084 |
How did you even swipe right? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2085 |
No! We choose "truth"! |
1.1500 |
0.08435 |
40 |
37 |
0 |
3 |
2086 |
So you're telling me you 'refused' his offer? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2087 |
You look tied up. Can I get you anything? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2088 |
Think of it as an exciting Pinot film noir. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2089 |
I have no doubt that it will be a deep experience. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2090 |
Liza and Henry were dismayed to be held hostage by a circular conversation. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2091 |
Let me pour you both into a cab home. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2092 |
That is certainly an imaginative fitness regime |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2093 |
I see you guys finally tied the knot. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2094 |
Perhaps I should get you a straw. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2095 |
Under the circumstances trust me, the glass is half full. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2096 |
This is what happens when you drink a merlot with sea bass |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2097 |
How's that Cross-Torture exercise thing working out? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2098 |
I see your tied up but... |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2099 |
Don't go away. I'll be right back to hear more about your White House internships. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2100 |
See, that's what happens when you double dip during the cocktail and hors d'oeuvres hour. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2101 |
I'd offer you something but I see you're on your way out. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2102 |
Honestly, y'all need to unwind a little. |
1.1500 |
0.08435 |
40 |
37 |
0 |
3 |
2103 |
You'll love the touch of East River terroir and the hints of sea salt in the finish. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2104 |
We are going to keep you here as a warning to those who oppose our agenda and spread fake news. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2105 |
Have any trouble getting here? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2106 |
Would you care for a sip before the club initiation begins? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2107 |
We frown on double-dipping. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2108 |
Killer party, isn't it? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2109 |
"Tied and bound in no way to go through life, Mary and Jack - a Cabernet, perhaps? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2110 |
No Thanks. We just checked out of rehab... |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2111 |
As our thanks for giving up your passenger seats... |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2112 |
No thanks, I'm watching my weight. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2113 |
Geez.. I thought that anti-Trumpcare critique in the Times was just a metaphor. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2114 |
Harold and I have an open marriage, but we've never slept with the fishes. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2115 |
Didn't I see you guys on Jerry Springer? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2116 |
AA was just too religious for us. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2117 |
It's called immersive match-making. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2118 |
We're trying to tie up a few loose ends on our bucket list. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2119 |
You're right, the Chardonnay does go better with a captive audience. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2120 |
Oh yeah? Make me! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2121 |
You seem well matched, but you're overcommiting to "taking the plunge." |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2122 |
Double suicide? Not from my yacht. Try the ferry. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2123 |
You must be the people who brought the merlot. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2124 |
Thank you both for being such a captive audience. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2125 |
Of course, the lawsuit against a paper plate manufacturer did have some amusing aspects... |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2126 |
You take the fun out of everything. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2127 |
So how did you two offend the godfather? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2128 |
So, tell me about your trip to Sicily. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2129 |
Welcome to our permanent collection. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2130 |
Ironically, this was not on your bucket list. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2131 |
My point is, public decapitation has it's merits. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2132 |
So was marital bonding high on your bucket list? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2133 |
I'd offer you some wine but that would be awkward. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2134 |
Well, what did you expect when you ask for a merlot? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2135 |
Take this. It'll help cool your heels. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2136 |
Mom. Dad. Just let me know when you're ready to renounce your dim view of "La La Land." |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2137 |
I would give you a sip,but it would blow your initiation. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2138 |
You're both planning a deep relationship? |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2139 |
We here at the Academy prefer the bound taste test over the blind. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2140 |
I've got some Pinot Noir you can't refuse! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2141 |
You two have had enough! |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2142 |
Sorry to have monopolized you. Go mingle! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2143 |
I guess that's a "no" for Saturday's party. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2144 |
No. Art that's too much like real life doesn't work as art. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2145 |
Please enjoy free martinis as you awake your execution. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
2146 |
You've both remained so down to earth. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
2147 |
It's a new kind of ice bucket challenge. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
2148 |
Could you direct me to the gender non-specific rest room? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2149 |
Is this a destination wedding ? |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
2150 |
We have other, less pleasant methods, of dealing with climate deniers. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2151 |
Helen, you're right. We took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2152 |
A diet plan that actually works? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2153 |
Looks like management over-promised a bit on the free employee spa. spa. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2154 |
This isn't your garden variety fundraiser. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2155 |
I see our hosts use any means to assure the availability of designated drivers. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2156 |
Is it possible that your families' desire to have you both tie the knot of marriage is not currently on your bucket list? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2157 |
We've been looking forward to having you for dinner. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2158 |
So, how are you finding Stockholm so far? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2159 |
Call me old-fashioned, but I like a hostess gift. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2160 |
Do you come here often? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2161 |
I can't offer you wine, but if you'd like more hot water, just call out |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2162 |
It's so nice of Elmer to invite his hostages to his party. How long have you been captives? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2163 |
I must say, you have created a wonderful, moving piece of performance. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2164 |
Why yes, this is the day of our daughter's wedding. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2165 |
And what did you do before you broke into waste disposal management? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2166 |
Any plans for the summer? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2167 |
Ok, which of you ordered the absinthe? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2168 |
We are not drinking any stinking merlot. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2169 |
You've got to admit it was unexpectedly generous of the president to give you a going away party even though you were the one's caught leaking inside info to the press. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2170 |
Guys. It's time for some game theory. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2171 |
Don't worry I've had this dream before. I take my coffee breaks very seriously. I'm working on the mattress account. Honest, my clients said they don't mind if I take a nap. I get my best ideas when I'm sleeping. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2172 |
which one of you gave the sommeliers exam answers to the candidates? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2173 |
Meeting you two has always been at the top of my bucket list. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2174 |
How nice, if it weren't for swamp draining I doubt we would have met. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2175 |
Looks like you two are on somebody else's bucket list. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2176 |
...timeshare...Puerta Vallarta... |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2177 |
This is a very sick cartoon. Not at all funny. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2178 |
So how's the new diet been going? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2179 |
So, what do you guys like to do in your free time? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2180 |
What a clever idea for President Trump to hold his own Press Corps Dinner on his private yacht. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2181 |
Let me guess - you two tied the knot! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2182 |
It's been a good year for President Trump. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2183 |
Thanks for the warning! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2184 |
Leaving so soon? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2185 |
I'm so happy you could attend our "come as you are party." |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2186 |
Congratulations! You two have won the prize for most compatible in a bucket. Let me introduce you. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2187 |
I seem to be all out of jackhammers at the moment. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2188 |
You two add the finishing touch to 'The Mafia's Golden Years' exhibition. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2189 |
Hi, I’m Alice. Welcome to our court appointed wine tasting anonymous meetings. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2190 |
Show me precisely where the HR rules governing acceptable attire prohibit bedding. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2191 |
It is such a wonderful thing, isn't it friendship? I will miss you. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2192 |
This should cement our relationship, don't you think? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2193 |
I'm going to test out a few anecdotes on you. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2194 |
Water? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2195 |
I'm calling your signature cocktail 'The Cement Mixer'. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2196 |
Don't you just love these mandatory quarterly events? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2197 |
I hear you're in cement. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2198 |
A toast to our two intrepid explorers of the deep. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2199 |
I hear you two will in Jamaica Bay this weekend? |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2200 |
This has a higher success rate than AA? Really? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2201 |
Oh dear, i see you have had some trouble with the neighborhood association |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2202 |
The gallery has gotten cold feet and decided not to include your performance art at the public opening. Sorry, my hands are tied... Oh! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2203 |
So I see that you're taking the big plunge! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2204 |
To cement your engagement I raise my glass and wish both of you everything I can fathom |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2205 |
You're not missing out. All they have is Beaujolais. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2206 |
Here's lookin' at ya - for the last time. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2207 |
My sister tells me the Whole 30 diet gets easier after a few weeks |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2208 |
I told the art dealer you'd fit right in with my co-dependent husband. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2209 |
Gee, I only got a reprimand. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2210 |
I'll be your somolinetrex this evening. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2211 |
OK, I'll ask you one more time:: "he is not my President. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2212 |
Do you think now you can distinquish between a grippy tannin and a chewy tannin? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2213 |
It may not be appropriate cocktail party talk, but what is your opinion on capital punishment? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2214 |
I like the retro, seventies thing you've got going here, but this piece feels . . . unresolved. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2215 |
Honey, doesn't this piece look an awful lot like those friends of your brothers? The Grubers, was it? |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2216 |
Wow! You've made such an incredible effort to come. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2217 |
Welcome. Here at Acme Academy of Substance Abuse, we've been experimenting with a new therapy. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2218 |
You should feel honored to be on my bucket list |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2219 |
I haven't met Vito, but I know his wife Barb. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2220 |
Is that a pre-existing condition? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2221 |
This your first time at the Donner's party? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2222 |
So I guess this is on your bucket list? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2223 |
The invitation was quite clear I'm afraid, no screw-tops. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2224 |
My God, Deloris, that's NOT a pimple! It's Trump Pox! If you’d have gotten a vaccination earlier, you’d have prevented that organism from proliferating! Now, you’ll have to take very expensive and scary medication for at least four years! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2225 |
So I guess this is on your bucket list? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2226 |
I wondered why the invitation said "Bon Voyage." |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2227 |
You'll be served when fully chilled |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2228 |
Next time, RSVP. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2229 |
You're both quite good, but didn't make the final cut here. Unfortunately, we can't let the opposition get their hands on you either, so we have to throw you back in the job pool. Pun intended. Ha, ha, ha, ha. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2230 |
Yes he's a crime boss....but he's a high class crime boss! So you'll be sleeping with the caviar. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2231 |
No thanks, we're good. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2232 |
Maybe he meant to drop you in the drink, not for a drink. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2233 |
If it makes you feel better, I do feel "mildly nauseous" about how this turned out. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2234 |
Still here from the Met Gala huh? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2235 |
I see the immigration travel ban affected you too? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2236 |
So, what did you guys think of the new Kendrick Lamar album? I mean obviously I loved it. I LOVED it. Have you listened to YAH.? I play it all the time. He's my favorite, and I really wanted to impress you on that, thats what I'm doing right now. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2237 |
What a wonderfully original costume you have. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2238 |
Eat, pray, love, torture. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2239 |
oh dear, is this a dress-down day? |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2240 |
I understand you two are in hot water? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2241 |
Don't ever criticise my wine choice! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2242 |
Me fish, you fowl |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2243 |
Moral outrage meets casual chic. I love it! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2244 |
I'm multitasking. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2245 |
I know. You imagine you're all tied up and you're standing in quicksand. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2246 |
Can I just say how honored I am to make your bucket list. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2247 |
Are you the escape artists? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2248 |
Sure you won't change your mind? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2249 |
We try to practice tolerance but apparently keep failing. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2250 |
well, i see you've finally cemented your relationship |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2251 |
As neighbors, you've been on my bucket list. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2252 |
Did you say a dry martini or a dirty martini...? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2253 |
So, which performance art circuit did you meet on? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2254 |
My husband has just never been good with first impressions. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2255 |
This is from the grapes that you tromped. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2256 |
interesting. I've never met a couple who was taking 'bucket list' quite so literally. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2257 |
Don't be so uptight. No one here cares about you. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2258 |
My pool party is next Saturday. You're invited, but I suggest you regret. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2259 |
Lighten up, it's a party. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2260 |
You two are so familiar. Didn't we meet before at the pier? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2261 |
Are you enjoying your Fyre Gallery VIP experience? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2262 |
These cocktail parties can be torture, but not nearly as much as a four hour baseball game. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2263 |
This is one of our best selling models. You'll never be late to work again. Or as my ex-wife calls it, the Anti-cheatmatic bed. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2264 |
Some couples just refuse to come to my cocktail parties. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2265 |
It's our version of golden handcuffs. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2266 |
Bottoms up! No? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2267 |
Virginty vow performance art? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2268 |
You misunderstood. We said, "final cure"... NOT "pedicure". |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2269 |
Forced labor or not this wine is delicious |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2270 |
You'll like the Shiraz better from a glass |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2271 |
And the name of this live art installation is, 'Press Briefings'. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2272 |
Didn't you hear? The Sirens of Odysseus had to cancel. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2273 |
It's your choice. Hemlock or the fishes. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2274 |
How about a little nightcap before you sleep with the fishes? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2275 |
I see cement shoes are back in vogue. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2276 |
You were left at the wrong address, so I called for a pickup. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2277 |
Yeah, you just became the unfortunate pairing for this wine. And that's why noone brings box wine to wine club! You broke the first rule of wine club! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2278 |
All you have to do is say, "yes, I like it"! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2279 |
Been there, done that. I've learned to smile and just drink it. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2280 |
This is what happens when you give all power to a spoiled brat. At least, you can still kiss. This is how Houdini escaped, you know. Do you have a moment? Let me tell you the story... |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2281 |
Until death do you part |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2282 |
Tell me again, which charity does this awareness for? |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2283 |
You should see what happens to people who TRIPLE-dip. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2284 |
Have a drink? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2285 |
Can I get you a drink? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2286 |
So, the witness protection program did not work out? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2287 |
Two aquariums, a cruise line and a forensic science museum are interested in permanent installation. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2288 |
I think they went overboard with the wine. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2289 |
So...you still want Obamacare? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2290 |
Don't worry, we make all our pledges at Grappa Grappa Grappa do this. Now keep stomping. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2291 |
Welcome to corporate. Welcome to corporate. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2292 |
That's one way to achieve your bucket list. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2293 |
Are you finding ways to amuse yourselves? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2294 |
Ted always said you were bound to get cold feet. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2295 |
Escapism! Cool. What are some of your other hobbies? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2296 |
Now that you are settled try to socialize. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2297 |
Good news: the cement will be soon be set and we'll be done with this boring reception. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2298 |
Does this mean you won't be attending the block party? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2299 |
So which one of you is the artist? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2300 |
I never really got roped into pot. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2301 |
It helps distract us from our fear of networking. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2302 |
Oh, darn! You WERE supposed to get your complementary drink first. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2303 |
Which of us is potted? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2304 |
The other guests have already heard the details of my transgender surgery, and as you see, they were released and are now none the worst for the experience. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2305 |
Your associate is already sleeping with the fishes on the hors d'oeuvres table. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2306 |
Okay, one more sip, and then I have to go throw the baby out with the bathwater. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2307 |
Congratulations Mika, but the network feels it's better to separate you. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2308 |
"This is much more fun than 'bobbing' for apples' |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2309 |
Laying the rumors of a Ponzi scheme that sucked in several major crime families aside, the gallery thanks you for your generous patronage over the years. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2310 |
A toast, to the winners of the Titanic 2 raffle, Bon Voyage . |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2311 |
Missed a spot. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2312 |
After the fish pedicure, you'll be stomping grapes for our Fifty Shades vintage. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2313 |
Are you the artists? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2314 |
So you call this piece "DIY Rehab"? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2315 |
Who wants to try the hemlock first? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2316 |
You're my favorite kind of party guests--totally willing to listen. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2317 |
Aren't you just fit to be tied? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2318 |
So... This completes your bucket list! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2319 |
So glad you dropped by, would you like a straw? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2320 |
So, what was your prize for winning the cartoon contest? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2321 |
I've opted for cremation myself. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2322 |
Our therapist said to try "50 shapes of grapes" |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2323 |
Clean feet at an S&M party is very important! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2324 |
You two really can not hold your liquor. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2325 |
How in hell did you get yourselves in this mess? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2326 |
No... I won't get you a straw. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2327 |
Wang or Ford? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2328 |
What a great open bar! Weren't you in the cups at the last office party, too? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2329 |
Sorry, I can't help you ~ since you are married. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2330 |
Where's the cartoon? This is he second time this has happened. Cancelling my subscription I wish y'all the best ?? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2331 |
Guess who has to mash the grapes. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2332 |
This vine to table concept is working great! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2333 |
So, ladies first. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2334 |
This 2011 Italian Chianti pairs exceptionally well with an Asiago cheese and mob violence. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2335 |
I'm sorry but we've decided to repeal and replace you. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2336 |
Honey, the Yates' are here! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2337 |
Straws or snorkels? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2338 |
Let me be the first to unwelcome you to the neighborhood. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2339 |
It's call texting abstinence and it has really improved our social skills. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2340 |
Welcome to our pale ale tasting. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2341 |
It goes well with fish. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2342 |
Can I get you a drink? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2343 |
I'd like to thank you again for participating in our Ayn Rand objectivist fundraiser. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2344 |
Inside the mind of Donald J. Trump... |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2345 |
Well, I see that you're tied up, so I'll talk to you later. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2346 |
If that lady can walk around with a mattress, I'm going to BE in a mattress. Try to stop me! |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2347 |
An aperitive before your trip? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2348 |
What's next will take your breath away. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2349 |
Oh no only professional magicians get to use chains. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2350 |
Keep stomping. This wine won't make itself. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2351 |
You can't possibly need watering already. You're roots are still wet. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2352 |
Don't you love these participatory theater experiences? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2353 |
Do you prefer sun or shade? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2354 |
The summer home has wonderful views of the lake and access to a deep water dock. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2355 |
I can see you have met the Godfather. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2356 |
You're going to love my new saltwater aquarium! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2357 |
Yes, mine's a Pink Slipper. You got the Cement Shoes? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2358 |
Oh, no, you're at the right party. You're just early. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2359 |
Yes. That's it's the vintage we crushed last year... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2360 |
Sometimes Jerry takes Marco Polo games a little too seriously. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2361 |
Don't worry, the safe word is 'Margarita Light.' |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2362 |
You two look a little pail ! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2363 |
I hope art does not imitate life in your case. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2364 |
Fifty Shades of Grape? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2365 |
We really get into role playing here, the name of the game is Sleeps with the Fishes. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2366 |
Thanks, but we can't drink. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2367 |
And why is this on your bucket list? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2368 |
...And my job is to incidentally stop by, make inquizative conversation and, you know, pretend that there's actually a legitimate concept to your performance. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2369 |
Add more rope, and I'll pay the $10,000. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2370 |
Do you mind if I borrow some ice? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2371 |
Bob Mankoff isn't here, so what exactly is the point? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2372 |
We're out of wine, so keep treading those grapes. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2373 |
This is what happens when you don't BYOB. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2374 |
The finish if heavy and wet is lasting. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2375 |
How nice you're dropping in |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2376 |
God. You urban elites are always whining. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2377 |
This seems quite the silly protest. In four years you won't even recognize America! Cabernet? No, it's Kool-Aid. Why do you ask? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2378 |
I recommend the Merlot. It's liberating. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2379 |
Fascinating. And what are your summer plans? |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2380 |
Why darlings, this is the bottom |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2381 |
How droll of our hosts to call this a Bon Voyage party. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2382 |
The invitation said business casual. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2383 |
You look pail. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2384 |
Our boss said he wanted his clients to see how the wine is made, but we didn't think he'd take the figure of speech literally. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2385 |
Brad and Angelina, I am finally getting you off my bucket list! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2386 |
Your punishment is for saying, 'eck cetera." You will be released and given a drink when you say 'et cetera' correctly. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2387 |
Here's to the end of my bucket list. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2388 |
'Marriage Bound' is the title of this art installation, you say? At what point did you know your union would lead to such a public display? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2389 |
Your friend Large Louis says it's time to leave. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2390 |
You two make this schadenfreude meetup great! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2391 |
I see you liked the Conundrum wine! |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2392 |
I'very never seen you two happier. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2393 |
You brought terrible wine to my party for the last time |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2394 |
Here at Chateau Corleone it is highly recommended you choose the chianti. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2395 |
Fortunately you didn't say you would rather be hanged, drawn and quartered. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2396 |
I suppose you don't want a drink if you're going snorkeling tonight? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2397 |
In your cups again, I see. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2398 |
What about next Wednesday or will you be tied up then too? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2399 |
Congratulations and thank you for your years of service. The ORS, Obtuse Rating System, has selected you to be this year's Sacrificial Teachers. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2400 |
Great to see you! You're both doing well? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2401 |
I see you're back from the down under. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2402 |
I thought you'd never make it! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2403 |
You're free when you stop wine-ing. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2404 |
I am sure you understand. We cannot forgive you for saying you like Trump's hair. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2405 |
I guess you could have just signed the NDA |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2406 |
'"Stop Wining." |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2407 |
Water? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2408 |
The lake is on my way home if you need to be dropped off. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2409 |
Like I said, mind tricks don't work on me. Only cianti |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2410 |
Any travel plans? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2411 |
Wine out of a box is never acceptable. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2412 |
I told you not to bring any damn Merlot. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2413 |
Maybe you two will NOW comprehend that 'Mo-Ney,' not 'Mo-Net,' hangs in my gallery, eh hayseeds? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2414 |
I just love interactive art works. Et vous? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2415 |
So how did your new waterfront condo HOA react to your suggestions? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2416 |
So I see you two finally tied the knot. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2417 |
Knot therapy? You'll have to give me the name of your therapist. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2418 |
You can have a sip once you've crushed the grapes. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2419 |
He'll be getting back to you. It's just that I had to even out the numbers. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2420 |
Is it true you met on a reality show? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2421 |
You should really mingle a bit. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2422 |
Sip of pinot? Pairs well with impending death. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2423 |
loosen up...have a glass |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2424 |
Let us drink to you ever getting out of this situation. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2425 |
Yes. Well, I LOVE the Italian reds. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2426 |
We will let you go if you stop describing every work as "profound." |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2427 |
Let me fix you a drink and no one gets it. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2428 |
Mr. Capone's secretary said you might have some tips for my interview with 'Old Scarface.' |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2429 |
Well, I won't keep you here any longer . . . |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2430 |
I'm a transplant too. I completely photosympathize with what you two are going through. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2431 |
Arthur said I just had to come over and meet the performance art couple. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2432 |
So, maybe A.A. wasn't such a bad idea after all? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2433 |
Don't tell me you're in your cups already. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2434 |
Personally, I find monogamy a bit too confining |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2435 |
Sleeping with the fishes is so déclassé, this is "drinking with the neighbors." |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2436 |
OK, but would you prefer red or white? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2437 |
Congratulations , I heard the boss gave you some downtime! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2438 |
Welcome to the 'fifty shades of grape' couple's retreat. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2439 |
I'll call you a dolly. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2440 |
No, it wasn't me. Neither of you was on my bucket list. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2441 |
Well, Bon Voyage! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2442 |
While purity in backyard winemaking is commendable, you can wine press with something other than feet. |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2443 |
Relax, it's only Pinot Noir. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2444 |
That liner still hasn't cleared the pier. Have a few more Chardonnays. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2445 |
So why don't you tell me a little about yourselves. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2446 |
I told you it was not the usual whine pairing! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2447 |
We didn't want to alienate you from the means of production. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2448 |
So, when are you sailing? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2449 |
May I offer you the drink? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2450 |
When you said you were tied up I figured you weren't coming. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2451 |
So when are you two tying the knot? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2452 |
How's life in the witness protection program? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2453 |
No, it's pleasure, not business. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2454 |
I'm surprised to see you guys, I thought you were tied up tonight. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2455 |
So you're the ones who brought white zinfandel. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2456 |
Networking is a challenge, I know. Can I start you both off with a glass of vino? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2457 |
Critical judgement fuels my artistic response. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2458 |
Not another drop. You're both already potted. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2459 |
I'm sure your RSVP said "It's fun to be bound." |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2460 |
Sorry, this is not the Joan of Arc bucket list party. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2461 |
dfg |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2462 |
How's life? |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2463 |
Congratulations, I see you've decided to go public with your "50 Shades of Gray" exploration. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2464 |
Wow, now I know why you Freedom Caucus people complain about your liberty being abridged. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2465 |
Last day? Can I get you a pour? |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2466 |
Et tu, Brute? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2467 |
I understand that you two will be leaving out company to work at a company that will pay you more money. We wish you the best. Our good-bye gift to you is a fishing trip. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2468 |
This wine too was aged in cement. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2469 |
Just stay for one more drink! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2470 |
Pity that everyone here is so set in their ways. Don't you think ? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2471 |
" Will there be someone to send you off ?' |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2472 |
But this is all I could afford in Brooklyn . . . |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2473 |
Let me guess. You got made an offer you couldn't refuse. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2474 |
Wow. Who knew airport security had so many options? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2475 |
Wow, you two are fifty shades of bizarre. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2476 |
I'm so sorry, we don't have a Brunello. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2477 |
sorry this reception is for landscape artists! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2478 |
I'd offer an oeur d'oeuvre, but I can see you're going for a swim. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2479 |
Here's to your health |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2480 |
Into the high risk pool you go. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2481 |
Congrats on tying the knot! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2482 |
Y'all really need to loosen up a little. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2483 |
I would prefer to ferment in an oak barrel rather than a steel bucket. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2484 |
It's called 'Death in the Afternoon'; want to try it? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2485 |
So anyway, the ice-bucket challenge has moved up a level. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2486 |
Loosen up! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2487 |
So is this a performance piece about Luca Brasi? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2488 |
Sorry, my husband forgot to ask, "salt, or fresh?" |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2489 |
Yes, I know, no one really enjoys modern art. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2490 |
Sorry, I take no prisoners. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2491 |
How sexist! You are tied up more and have a smaller bucket! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2492 |
Being let go is harsh. But, hey, you'll land on your feet. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2493 |
Welcome to whine tasting. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2494 |
We've concluded that the public does not appear ready for your art. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2495 |
This is exactly why I went for the mont-to-month plan. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2496 |
After you survived the Mafia and the tsunami, then what happened? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2497 |
I'm just having a bed day. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2498 |
This wine tastes like bunion remover. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2499 |
WHICH cruise line are you booked on ? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2500 |
Barrel-aging really does so much for the flavor profile. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2501 |
You have an odd bucket list. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2502 |
I could never sleep upright with the fishes. How do you do it? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2503 |
Like I said, startups are sink or swim. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2504 |
Well at least you're not tongue-tied. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2505 |
I'm sorry. But 'YUK!' is not acceptable at our vineyard's wine tastings. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2506 |
Here's to my ex-husband, his new young wife and the happy conclusion to my bucket list. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2507 |
This is a tough way to find out you moved into a democratic neighborhood. |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2508 |
You look like you need a stiff drink. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2509 |
The nutty earth tones will pair nicely with the fishes you will be sleeping with. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2510 |
So, how long have you two been living as hostages in New York? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2511 |
The invitation didn't mention that this was a white tie event |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2512 |
Is it still considered torture if we offer you Chardonnay? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2513 |
Well, I'm no art critic, but you look too happy. Try bowing your heads in shame. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2514 |
I'm the good cop - here, have some wine! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2515 |
Actually they're asphalt overshoes. Cheaper than cement. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2516 |
'Disinterested' actually means 'impartial.' |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2517 |
Bill and Marge conquered their first meta-bucket-list item. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2518 |
If you need to be moved I recommend the Rothko. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2519 |
There's no "I" in merlot. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2520 |
Why would I say you would swim with the knishes? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2521 |
Is this a selfie post? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2522 |
Here's to you finally tying the knot. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2523 |
And how do you know the Puccio's? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2524 |
Good to hear! So, what else is new? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2525 |
I finally paid off my student loans. How about you? |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2526 |
Oh, George couldn't come, he got tied up at work. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2527 |
Who would have imagined you'd be toasted too? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2528 |
Sorry, I should have warned you. Vladimir really doesn't like it when people finish all of the caviar. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2529 |
Try this. You're bound to get potted. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2530 |
Cindy, this is my mother. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2531 |
Can I get you a drink until Guido gets here? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2532 |
Thank you for being designated drivers. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2533 |
So your saying this isn't how to do the bucket challenge. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2534 |
Here's my card, just in case you survive. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2535 |
I'd offer you a glass of wine, but I see that you are already tied up and potted. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2536 |
Well, don't you two look awfully well-matched? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2537 |
So how is AA going? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2538 |
We just need the region and year and you can go free. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2539 |
I told you not to use the first hundred days and disaster in the same sentence. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2540 |
Feeling guilty about your vote for Gary Johnson? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2541 |
This wine is to die for. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2542 |
We caught each other cheating, and now we're both in hot water. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2543 |
They're still shocking the pool. You'll get a bad rash if you jump in now. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2544 |
It's an acquired taste. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2545 |
While I recognize your diligent research into crime and punishment - I find the cement overshoes to be excessive! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2546 |
Where were you when I needed rescuing from that man with an herb in his tooth? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2547 |
Betsy gave Arrabbiato's two stars too. She would up in a trunk. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2548 |
May I offer you a sip? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2549 |
Well, you two know how to literally tie one on . |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2550 |
Looks like you're already potted. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2551 |
Oh, nothing personal. These after-work parties just needed some right-sizing. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2552 |
Our goal is" trussed and obey, for there is no other way" |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2553 |
So, when did you two tie the knots? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2554 |
Sacrifices? Oh, don't get me started. Have I told you about my Grand Cayman ordeal? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2555 |
Yes I know they said that the Merlot is not bad this year...but it's still Merlot. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2556 |
It's so nice of you to stop by before you disappear! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2557 |
Anyway, I'll stop drowning you in my stories. What's up with you? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2558 |
So, how was the Middle East? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2559 |
Like they say, Sweets to the Sweet....toast to the toast |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2560 |
So have you learned your lesson about abstaining from Pot Luck? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2561 |
Have you tried the wine? It helps you get loose. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2562 |
You can't imagine what it's like to be gluten intolerant. It makes you feel so heavy. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2563 |
Here, maybe a glass of wine will loosen you up! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2564 |
Well, I hope you don't feels as if you're forced to stay. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2565 |
We used to play that game at Smith. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2566 |
Do you want a straw for your prosecco? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2567 |
On the other hand, you do match nicely. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2568 |
Guess you didn't´t see the red rope |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2569 |
Is this an arranged marriage? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2570 |
Captivating! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2571 |
Next time, just join in singing 'Happy Birthday, Uncle Vinnie.' |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2572 |
I hear you, sister. We want them to be abstract, but they always turn out to be concrete. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2573 |
We only need to be watered once a week. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2574 |
I'd offer you a drink but it looks like you're tied up. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2575 |
"You wanted the drinks 'straight up', right? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2576 |
I just love your tie |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2577 |
This is your last chance: fleshy with nutmeg elements or muscular with notes of clove? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2578 |
I'm a friend of Luca's. Do you swim with the fishes, too? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2579 |
Your just bound to meet people here. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2580 |
So Canada said no to your immigration application? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2581 |
Now, that's what I call a pre-existing condition! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2582 |
We'd like to help, but our hands are tied. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2583 |
Well, when things settle down for you, we really must have lunch! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2584 |
Unfair contest because you have more ropes? Since when was life fair. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2585 |
When I heard that you'd be tied up for the reception, I didn't realize that you're literalists! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2586 |
And now for your 13th and final step... |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2587 |
I love a captive audience, don't you? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2588 |
I understand that you spent last night with the Fishers? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2589 |
Here's the glass of wine I promised to buy you if your candidate Trump won. Still happy with your choice for president? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2590 |
Where in the Hudson did you say you live? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2591 |
Thanks for coming. I thought you were tied up tonight. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2592 |
So when's the big splash? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2593 |
Swirling really brings out the subtle notes of Stu's athlete's foot. |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2594 |
So... are you married? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2595 |
Forget your troubles -- c'mon, get happy |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2596 |
Ball 'n Chain, Cement Boots...it's all the same. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2597 |
Ivanka, you and Jared have upset your father (Huge mistake!); Hemlock or a swimming lesson. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2598 |
Well, enough about me. I should let kept you mingle with the other guests. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2599 |
So, how is the "Sleeps with the fishes" package? We almost did that one |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2600 |
This Cabernet matches perfectly with the fishes |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2601 |
So, are you an installation or are you left over from when this space was owned by the Mafia? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2602 |
404 Not Found! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2603 |
Sure, your method works well. But since I got this new app, my alcohol consumption is down to just one glass a day! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2604 |
This is our lightest Merlot. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2605 |
You humble bragged one too many times about your children's accomplishments. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2606 |
I'm glad you made it. I thought you'd be tied up at work |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2607 |
Before they swam with the fishes, the Prisms were forced to listen to Mary at the white paint convention. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2608 |
I would offer you some wine, but you seem a bit tied up at the moment. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2609 |
So my 2016 Viognier lacked clarity and polish, did it? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2610 |
I'd die too if someone was wearing my same outfit. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2611 |
I'm sorry our rules about no fidget spinners are so strict here, but would you like a glass of wine? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2612 |
Please continue... |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2613 |
They ran out of straws, so I can either untie you or serve you. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2614 |
Would you like a chair? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2615 |
By all means, take the plunge! |
1.1143 |
0.07961 |
35 |
33 |
0 |
2 |
2616 |
So, you two decided to take the plunge. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2617 |
...and then I spent all last week watching the paint dry in my bathroom... |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2618 |
Honestly, I'm more of a freethinker. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2619 |
I think those reality TV shows go a little too far sometimes |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2620 |
Sorry for roping you into this... |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2621 |
I take it you guys don't get out much ... |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2622 |
So how long have you been into this whole "swinger" thing |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2623 |
Can you get me another glass? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2624 |
Welcome to Unhappy Hour. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2625 |
Listen, fundraising is fundraising, and we need what we need. Ready to give? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2626 |
Don't worry, you're starting to grow on us. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2627 |
you might find it difficult to socialize for a moment but after we pour a few drinks down you you'll be the delight of the party. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2628 |
Wonderful going away party, darlings! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2629 |
I can't wear cement shoes. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2630 |
"And if you buy a whole book of raffle tickets, it's cheaper". |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2631 |
Before we get to the waterboarding, would you like a last sip of the wine? It's suppose to be a good year! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2632 |
So nice of you to stop by on your way... |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2633 |
It seems one of our members found a toenail in your homemade wine. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2634 |
...and that's when I discovered the fine art of potting people BEFORE eating them. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2635 |
On the brighter side of things, at least you're getting out of this party together. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2636 |
Congratulations! Here's to your winning tonight. Sad to see you won't be able to make our Hangman competition next month . |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2637 |
Sorry, but this crowd is leagues above you. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2638 |
It's quite a mob scene in here. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2639 |
....and so, just sayin', you might not want to go on the boat ride with Vinny after dinner. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2640 |
Oh honey, this would look fabulous in our living room |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2641 |
pray tell, how do you manage to break away from the dungeon? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2642 |
E.L. Doctorow strikes again? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2643 |
It's dryer than I'd like. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2644 |
The Prez asked for examples to explain the term: Cement Shoes. We figured a couple of fired lawyers from DOJ would do. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2645 |
Next time clip your toenails before stomping the grapes. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2646 |
I just love the shoes! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2647 |
Congratulations on completing the course on Harry Houdini. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2648 |
i now pronounce you man and wife |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2649 |
I hear if you add nitrogen to the soil you'll grow better. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2650 |
It is unfortunate that you disagreed with the judges. One more sip to change your minds? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2651 |
I now pronounce you the bondage twosome of the week! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2652 |
So, enough about me. What's new with you? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2653 |
I'm glad to see you two finally made it to couples counseling |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2654 |
You make a perfect couple. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2655 |
Well, there's no reason I can't drink like a fish before you sleep with them! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2656 |
I hear you two are going away for a while. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2657 |
I suppose offering you a drink might be taken the wrong way. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2658 |
Yes, but you did request the Chateau Peau Amontillado, vintage 1846. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2659 |
Who ordered the big drink? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2660 |
Don't worry, most of our donors start out with cold feet. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2661 |
A Drink Before You Sink |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2662 |
You won, but don't you think you went a little too far? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2663 |
Yes, I'm pretty sure it IS red wine when you're sleeping with the fishes. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2664 |
Fifty Shades of Sober |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2665 |
I hate these things, don't you? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2666 |
I told you Chianti not merlot |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2667 |
So cement overshoes aren't really overshoes at all. Interesting. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2668 |
I just love your matching slippers! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2669 |
What brings you two here tonight? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2670 |
Clean feet at an S&M party is very important! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2671 |
I suppose the dogs are even worse than the cats. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2672 |
I love your shoes! Who's your consigliere? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2673 |
Bottoms Down |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2674 |
Cheers! So glad I could cement our relationship! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2675 |
How did you get roped into this one? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2676 |
So, you two met at a Mafia mixer. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2677 |
Perhaps this will ease your anxiety. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2678 |
As they say, till death do us part. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2679 |
I didn't mean you had to actually check your privilege. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2680 |
Enjoy your tour of the deep ocean trenches |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2681 |
You were both on my bucket list |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2682 |
"For the last time,which of you dropped a mouse in my wine? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2683 |
Pinot Noir, it matches my shoes |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2684 |
Well now... a toast to this new varietal blend I call... Farewell.. with "deep" aromas, "heavily weighed" ... robust flavors of the Sea... Cheers ! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2685 |
You look all tied up. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2686 |
Thanks, but sorry, we can't make it. We're all tied up. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2687 |
You must be Fat Tony's friends he's alwasys talking about. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2688 |
I asume your next cruise is for business not pleasure. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2689 |
I'm so glad you were able to stop by before going on your fishing trip! |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2690 |
You say you're related to the unsinkable Molly Brown? We'll see. |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2691 |
..and then my cute-ums said 'mom-pa' ha ha ha. Did I mention she looks like JLo! and then... |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2692 |
Feel tight? Here some wine to loosen you up. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2693 |
We'll be scuba-diving on Maui next week - how about you? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2694 |
Is that Quickcrete? |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2695 |
Welcome to the Cannibal's Ball ... we're pleased to have you for dinner. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2696 |
Really! I don't know why the two of find such a such a need to drown your sorrows. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2697 |
So, how's your marriage counseling doing so far.............. |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2698 |
We believe executions should be civil! |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2699 |
I couldn't find any bread. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2700 |
"Your final performance-art piece will make a splash". |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2701 |
You thought 'swim with the fishes' meant scuba diving? Sorry! |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2702 |
I see you got roped into coming here too? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2703 |
Did you hear the latest about Suzy? Well, let me tell you EVERYBODY in town is saying... |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2704 |
Would you like to try it?. It's a Cabernet '84. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2705 |
It's not my usual style, but I can't have you bad-mouthing my party Monday morning. |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2706 |
I hope you realize this isn't personal. We are all very civilized people here! |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2707 |
It's time for some "game" "theory"! |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2708 |
Red, White or Rose? |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2709 |
Let me tell you about another screenplay I'm writing |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2710 |
Welcome to 'Survivor: Long Island'. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2711 |
Ohh..party activist...I get it |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2712 |
I'd try it myself, but my doctor says to avoid depths... |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2713 |
That's two more I can cross off my bucket list. |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2714 |
You two settling in OK? |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2715 |
You two look "Fit to be tied" |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2716 |
Really? How do you play musical chairs? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2717 |
This is undrinkable, except to fish. Stomping our vineyard's grapes without washing your feet anticipated, poetically, the cement shoes. Good-bye, friends. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2718 |
How was the 'swim with the fishes' experience? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2719 |
This is your last chance to denounce Jar-Jar Binks. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2720 |
You guys make great wine. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2721 |
Do you take this man to have and to hold from this day forward, for better and for worse, 'till death do you part? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2722 |
Who says cement shoes are all the rage? |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2723 |
Captive bucket list audience |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2724 |
It's a white. It goes better with feeding the fishes. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2725 |
Which one of you is the white wine spittoon? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2726 |
Regretting who you voted for? |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2727 |
Is this your first knotworking event? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2728 |
I voted to burn you at the stake. I lost. Drinks on me. Kirkahtye2 |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2729 |
You both hit on the CEO's wife...and we have rules. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2730 |
'' 'It's a 2009; lush and fruit-forward. Really, to die for!' " |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2731 |
The regional standard for personal-space comes first, then we'll talk hair. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2732 |
Interesting diet. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2733 |
Mar-a-Lago's security is tighter now that our owner is President |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2734 |
Your new performance piece pales your last |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2735 |
This is inhumane! I am being forced to drink boxed wine! |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2736 |
The 'tie up' is an initiation for all our first time art exhibitors. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2737 |
No, I'm sorry - the "Mob Costume Party" isn't until Friday. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2738 |
Love the shoes! |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2739 |
I hope I'm not keeping you from anything. You're such good listeners |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2740 |
What are your thoughts about our employee advancement programs? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2741 |
I just feel like we have so much in common! |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2742 |
The co-op board wants evidence we're willing to put roots down. |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2743 |
...I call this next poem 'Unpublished Number 256'... |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2744 |
Karen´s WASP seeds were flourishing nicely. |
1.0968 |
0.07116 |
31 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
2745 |
You could have chosen the golden parachute. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2746 |
Don't say I didn't teach you how to pronounce your "L"s |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2747 |
Don't worry. Everybody gets cold feet. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2748 |
So how was the honeymoon? |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2749 |