Contest #566


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566


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Voting started 2017-04-24
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-05-07 (estimated)
Number of captions 3855
Number of responses 191877
Number of participants 4680


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well, that explains our relentless hunt for tuna. 1.7868 0.03258 577 251 198 128
1 Call him Ishmeow. 1.7449 0.02588 976 475 275 226
2 The Canary Islands? Who told him we should go there? 1.7358 0.03825 424 202 132 90
3 Am I the only one who misses the parrot? 1.7055 0.02487 954 463 309 182
4 Well what do you think happened to the parrot? 1.6834 0.04177 319 155 110 54
5 That's Ahab's brother, Rehab. He's in pet therapy. 1.6738 0.02639 938 509 226 203
6 Apparently the cat cost him an arm and a leg. 1.6711 0.04445 301 155 90 56
7 He calls it Ishmeow 1.6597 0.02651 858 454 242 162
8 I killed 20 mice this morning but does he rub my belly? 1.6425 0.03559 456 242 135 79
9 But I thought Persians weren't allowed in under the travel ban... 1.6174 0.04549 311 182 66 63
10 Aye! He's not the same old Ahab since that anger management class. 1.6139 0.06268 158 91 37 30
11 Oh sure, he likes the cat now but in two weeks I guarantee you I'm the one taking care of it. 1.6074 0.06658 135 77 34 24
12 It's agreed then, we'll tell people the captain was obsessed with a great white whale. 1.6012 0.03022 642 367 164 111
13 I swear I've thrown the same cat overboard 8 times already. 1.5949 0.04538 274 155 75 44
14 Since when do we have a pension plan? 1.5880 0.02530 949 564 212 173
15 Funny.. I always thought he was a whale person. 1.5810 0.04986 210 117 64 29
16 I guess it's a match made in heaven. He get's a companion, the cat gets a scratching post. 1.5736 0.05904 129 68 48 13
17 He is rich and famous, he can grab one whenever he wants 1.5699 0.04604 279 168 63 48
18 This service animal thing is getting way out of hand. 1.5484 0.06999 124 78 24 22
19 Strangely, it's the hat that bothers me the most. 1.5483 0.03024 600 361 149 90
20 Ruins strikin' terror into prisoners' hearts, don't he? 1.5470 0.03185 596 376 114 106
21 We'll see how affectionate he is when he finds out who ate his parrot. 1.5315 0.03312 508 316 114 78
22 She's just using him for his scratching post. 1.5300 0.04196 283 168 80 35
23 So it will be fiction. Tell Herman to make it a whale. 1.5293 0.03687 376 226 101 49
24 Since Ahab had him neutered, we call him Moby Dickless 1.5275 0.03510 491 319 85 87
25 I'll tell you exactly what happened to that parrot. 1.5234 0.03389 470 292 110 68
26 For a guy hunting Dick all his life, he really took to stroking Pussy. 1.5157 0.05158 223 146 39 38
27 Not likely this'll be in the book. 1.5130 0.03571 423 267 95 61
28 He thinks he can grab a pussy anytime he wants. 1.5038 0.03865 391 259 67 65
29 I didn't think that type was into heavy petting. 1.5013 0.04048 385 265 47 73
30 He keeps asking where the catwalk is located. 1.5000 0.05988 118 69 39 10
31 Do you want to tell him we can't find the parrot, or should I? 1.4959 0.03892 365 239 71 55
32 An' he keeps the litter box on the poop deck. 1.4956 0.03826 343 216 84 43
33 There goes my novel. 1.4945 0.03716 362 228 89 45
34 Funny, I always pegged him as a whale person. 1.4915 0.03752 352 222 87 43
35 Of course the guy with the scratching post for a leg gets all of the attention. 1.4866 0.03877 337 216 78 43
36 Well, it got him off the white whale kick. 1.4858 0.04288 247 152 70 25
37 The whale represents the unrelenting fury of nature. The cat is just a cat. 1.4857 0.04263 280 180 64 36
38 It's an emotional support animal, I saw the paperwork. 1.4848 0.04078 297 189 72 36
39 The captain says we should head to the Canary Islands. 1.4833 0.03971 329 214 71 44
40 I'm suggesting a mewtiny. 1.4832 0.03918 327 210 76 41
41 Not only was I demoted to second mate, but I have to clean the first mate's litter box. 1.4816 0.03927 326 210 75 41
42 The whale obsession is bad enough, but if he turns into a crazy cat person I'm jumping ship. 1.4814 0.03939 322 207 75 40
43 Would it kill him to put on an eyepatch and buy a parrot? 1.4778 0.03841 316 199 83 34
44 Well he would play with me too if I had a scratching post for a limb. 1.4737 0.03896 304 192 80 32
45 Like I always say, you're either a cat person or a great white whale person. 1.4694 0.04218 294 196 58 40
46 I say we still go ahead with the mutiny. 1.4667 0.04232 285 189 59 37
47 He calls it Moby Lick. 1.4653 0.04919 202 132 46 24
48 Doesn't he ever wonder what ate his parrot? 1.4624 0.04269 279 186 57 36
49 Look, all I'm saying is that I think a hook is more intimidating. 1.4621 0.04262 277 184 58 35
50 It keeps his mind off whales 1.4599 0.04105 274 177 68 29
51 This is going to wreck our brand. 1.4566 0.04240 265 174 61 30
52 I don't think the new guy gets the whole 'bloodthirsty' thing. 1.4563 0.04263 263 173 60 30
53 Teaching Polly to say "Here kitty" was a terrible idea. 1.4549 0.04278 244 157 63 24
54 Suppose I accidentally throw a ball of string on the plank? 1.4538 0.04013 260 164 74 22
55 ...so it turned out he was just looking for a pet. 1.4531 0.06061 128 84 30 14
56 At least I don't need to sit on his lap anymore. 1.4514 0.04439 257 174 50 33
57 When yer ship less, yer shiftless... cat's dead! 1.4488 0.04512 254 174 46 34
58 I'm worried about our 'take-no-prisoners' image. 1.4480 0.04460 250 169 50 31
59 You know, I haven't seen Polly lately either. 1.4479 0.04655 192 122 54 16
60 Where's the allegory in that? 1.4435 0.04457 239 160 52 27
61 It's easy to be the cat's favorite when you have a scratching post for a leg 1.4421 0.04417 233 154 55 24
62 Which one of us is going to tell him he's ruining our reputation? 1.4372 0.04269 231 150 61 20
63 I always thought of him as more of a whale person. 1.4330 0.04268 224 145 61 18
64 "Moby Cat"? I don't know, Herm....maybe a short story, at most. 1.4324 0.04295 222 144 60 18
65 I don't care what the captain says, I won't shout out, "Thar she purrs!" 1.4304 0.05415 158 107 34 17
66 Call me Ishmeow'el. 1.4286 0.04781 217 151 39 27
67 Quite frankly I feel like he's lost his edge. 1.4286 0.04505 217 145 51 21
68 Should we make him walk the plank or clean the litter box? 1.4279 0.04583 215 145 48 22
69 Worst prequel ever. 1.4231 0.04838 208 145 38 25
70 We both know what happened to Petey. Parrots don't just fly away. 1.4179 0.04755 201 138 42 21
71 I'll mutiny before I call him 'cat'n.' 1.4162 0.04878 197 137 38 22
72 If you do turn this into a novel, Herman, you might want to change a few details. 1.4154 0.05021 195 138 33 24
73 I prefer sea dogs. 1.4154 0.04580 195 130 49 16
74 We get more "likes" when he's holding the cat. 1.4154 0.04805 195 134 41 20
75 He keeps saying 'Arr kitty' but so far it's just his! 1.4124 0.04930 194 136 36 22
76 Great, this is gonna ruin our cold-blooded image. 1.4124 0.04651 194 131 46 17
77 He has a built in scratching post. 1.4115 0.04685 192 130 45 17
78 You distract him and I'll grab his pussy. 1.4115 0.05076 192 137 31 24
79 At least this obsession won't kill us. 1.4105 0.04893 190 132 38 20
80 Since he climbed out of that whale, he's been a changed man. 1.4096 0.04633 188 126 47 15
81 I just didn't believe him when he said he would give an arm and a leg for that. 1.4086 0.04541 186 123 50 13
82 "His scratching post is what won her over". 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
83 How do we tell him that the cat organized the mutiny? 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
84 That explains the poop deck. 1.4033 0.05064 181 128 33 20
85 Mistook his peg leg for a scratching post, and it's been love ever since. 1.4022 0.04722 179 121 44 14
86 He's going to call him Ishmael. 1.4022 0.04981 179 125 36 18
87 Metaphor my ass. 1.4022 0.05166 179 128 30 21
88 I'm not accusing anyone. I just haven't seen my parrot. 1.4022 0.05345 179 131 24 24
89 Honestly, I'm kind of over Captain Ahab's 'sensitivity in the workplace' training. 1.4011 0.05147 177 126 31 20
90 . . . and I haven't seen my parrot since. 1.3977 0.05037 176 124 34 18
91 I'd always had him pegged as more of a parrot person. 1.3977 0.04973 176 123 36 17
92 He calls it Ishmeow 1.3977 0.05102 176 125 32 19
93 It explains the box on the poop deck. 1.3953 0.05186 172 123 30 19
94 I think we've lost some of our swagger. 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
95 Cap'n changed after he read TS Elliot 1.3953 0.05120 172 122 32 18
96 I guess we'll be hunting tuna now. 1.3929 0.05275 168 121 28 19
97 Remember when they used to call us "bloodthirsty?" 1.3916 0.04817 166 113 41 12
98 Well, call me Ishmew. 1.3916 0.05456 166 122 23 21
99 I dare you to shout, "Thar she meows!" 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
100 Apparently my parrot was too loud. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
101 I reek of fish and he STILL likes him better! 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
102 Now that they let him bring his emotional support animal on board, he is so much more pleasant to be around. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
103 It's actually very simple; he's nuts. 1.3858 0.05921 127 91 23 13
104 The captain isn't going to like the treasure it buried. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
105 Do you think he realizes that peg leg is nothing but a scratch post? 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
106 No shark. No, 'twas mice what ate his leg. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
107 Aye, he's much been better since he dumped the comfort whale. 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
108 Have you seen my parrot? 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
109 I hear he's changed our course for the Canary Islands. 1.3822 0.05462 157 115 24 18
110 I think we might need to embellish Captain Ahab's story a bit. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
111 There goes our nasty reputation. 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
112 The whale didn't love him like he needed to be loved 1.3822 0.05233 157 112 30 15
113 I just don't want him to get hurt again. 1.3822 0.05682 157 118 18 21
114 She only likes him because he lets her use his leg as a scratching post. 1.3791 0.05565 153 113 22 18
115 He's obsessed with cats and whales as you are with coffee, Starbuck. 1.3791 0.05408 153 111 26 16
116 He works for The New Yorker 1.3791 0.06010 153 119 10 24
117 Unless his attitude changes, I'm thinking short story at best. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
118 Up to now, I thought I could always spot a cat person. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
119 To be honest, I miss the rats. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
120 So, he still hasn't figured out what happened to the parrot? 1.3716 0.05614 148 110 21 17
121 Nothing's been the same since he got that complimentary Green Peace tote bag. 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
122 When the story's told, let's make it whale rather than a cat. 1.3699 0.05751 146 110 18 18
123 His parrot left him for another pirate. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
124 We haven't caught a thing since he joined AARP. 1.3681 0.05553 144 106 23 15
125 We'll resume the whale hunt once cuddle time is over. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
126 I really thought he was a whale person. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
127 This is working much better than that therapy whale. 1.3662 0.05608 142 105 22 15
128 He just seems so happy, I don't have the heart to tell him that it's dead... 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
129 That's his fourth peg leg this month. 1.3643 0.05572 140 103 23 14
130 Now he's obsessed with "the great white kitty". 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
131 I’ll admit, when Ismael first suggested Prozac, I was skeptical. 1.3623 0.05628 138 102 22 14
132 Does the parrot know? 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
133 Since she came aboard, Ahab's got much better at letting things go. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
134 This director's alternate ending of 'Moby Dick' sucks. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
135 His publicist might have oversold this story. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
136 Call me Fishmeal. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
137 If he calls us "purrrates" one more time, I'm quitting. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
138 Best we can do out here for a lap dance. 1.3551 0.05800 138 105 17 16
139 If I had my own built-in scratching post, cats would follow me too. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
140 "Puritan chic. Last month he was a Viking. Can't just wear a bandanna and eye patch like everyone else." . 1.3534 0.05767 133 100 19 14
141 The whale got his leg. The cat got his tongue. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
142 Of course I told him about my allergy. 1.3534 0.05767 133 100 19 14
143 We mostly pillage for yarn now. 1.3534 0.04797 133 91 37 5
144 He used to be a "whale person". 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
145 Apparently he calls him Ishmael. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
146 ... And there's treasure buried in her litter box, or so they say. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
147 Three days of chasing and he finally captures the great white cat 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
148 I've got a ball of yarn. I could say it's from the both of us. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
149 Well I heard he was allergic to parrots 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
150 We should take away his copy of 'The Life of Pi.' 1.3488 0.05891 129 98 17 14
151 We're going to need a litter box on the poop deck 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
152 He's gotten more pussy than both of us combined. 1.3488 0.06192 129 101 11 17
153 So he finally settles for a Great White Cat. Pathetic. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
154 Could it be that he's ready to move on? 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
155 Yeah... I don't think you're getting your cat back, Dave. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
156 He has a scratching post for a leg. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
157 How are we supposed to get to North Korea if we have to sail to Mar-a-Lago every weekend? 1.3440 0.05804 125 94 19 12
158 Cats love him. They call him Fishmael. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
159 The cat wants fish, we fish. 1.3415 0.05753 123 92 20 11
160 But he treats his men like dogs! 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
161 I like it better than the rescue whale he adopted last year. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
162 If I have to swab the litter box one more time I'll mutiny. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
163 I respected him more when he was a whale person. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
164 Hmm...white whale, white cat, white peg leg. Starting to notice a pattern with Captain Breitbart? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
165 I don't have the heart to tell him Polly didn't 'fly away'. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
166 She don't purr, she arrs... 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
167 Sure, he can fish, but can he row? 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
168 He always hated that bird. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
169 That purring is interfering with my grrr-ing! 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
170 Everybody knows a leprechaun with a peg leg and a cat is bad luck.-- 1.3333 0.06070 117 90 15 12
171 It turns out that all the bluster about the whale was just to energize his base. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
172 His latest plan to take revenge on the white rat that took his leg. 1.3304 0.06141 115 89 14 12
173 He named her Peg 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
174 Well I guess mice stew Mondays are out. 1.3304 0.06264 115 90 12 13
175 You can kiss that book deal goodbye. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
176 Loves Moby Pussy, hates Moby Dick. Go figure. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
177 I miss the whale. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
178 Of course she likes him better. He's a natural scratching post. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
179 The Great American Novel just turned into a Hallmark movie. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
180 He's got a parrot allergy. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
181 Now that he's settled for a great white cat perhaps we can all go home 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
182 He use to hold me like that. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
183 I especially hate it when he lets her use his pegleg as a scratching post. 1.3274 0.06087 113 87 15 11
184 He's been in a much better mood since he got rid of the whale. 1.3274 0.06087 113 87 15 11
185 "It ate the parrot". 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
186 Call me skeptical. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
187 Of course he looks a bit soft--he's a literary pirate. 1.3274 0.06215 113 88 13 12
188 No, it was a larger cat that took his leg. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
189 Call me Fishmeal. 1.3243 0.06025 111 85 16 10
190 If you ask me, the litter box belongs on the poop deck. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
191 When I asked him the cat's name, he said, "Call him Ishmael." 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
192 He's been a different man since they started him on Prozac 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
193 Arrr! Pegleg always be sucking up to Captain Whiskers. 1.3243 0.06160 111 86 14 11
194 He calls her Fishmeal. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
195 "The ending needs a rewrite, Melville. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
196 I thought service animals weren't allowed on board. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
197 Don't let ol' Fluffy fool ya. She's goin' for that second leg. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
198 They call him Ish-meow. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
199 I wish he'd told us before we left port that "White Whale" was just the name of his lost cat. 1.3178 0.06313 107 84 12 11
200 Aye, his pillage & plunder days are over. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
201 She's only using him for his peg. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
202 Clean up the furball, clean out the litter box - we were better off chasing the white whale. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
203 They're fishing buddies, pretty obsessive fishing buddies. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
204 The cat was too much, but now the Lincoln outfit? 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
205 He insists the cat be taken to the Canary islands. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
206 Old Long John got the cat right after Polly crapped on his shoulder. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
207 Do you realize that we haven't pillaged one ship since he got that emotional support animal? 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
208 One legged tap dancer, and a cat that tells jokes; very popular on the summer circuit. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
209 Wait. You mean Moby Dick is not the cat? 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
210 Now I see why he's known as Calico Jack. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
211 Sure, it's cute. But we won't get more than a teaspoon of oil out of it. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
212 Great. Two hurricanes, yellow fever and now shedding. 1.3107 0.06327 103 81 12 10
213 He's your brother-in-law! YOU change the litter box. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
214 Arrr, should we tell him who ate his parrot? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
215 You may think it'll keep our rations from being rat-infested, but now we're never gonna know if the ship is sinking. 1.3099 0.07921 71 57 6 8
216 I guess we can forget the whale. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
217 Aye, they call themselves Puss and Boot. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
218 There's only one thing he hates more than white whales .... white mice! 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
219 It's amazing what a little pussy can do for a man obsessed with a large, white whale. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
220 What is an emotional support cat? 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
221 You'll never mutiny, will you, Fluffy? Noooo, you won't. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
222 Well, that's just great. How can we compete with a guy who has a scratching post for a leg? 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
223 Ever since the cat, he hasn't thought about the whale. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
224 I think I know what happened to the parrot. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
225 I don't like it. It's a lousy metaphor. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
226 It's a nice story, but I don't think there's a best-seller in it. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
227 Piracy isn't what it used to be- in my day 25 strokes of the cat was awful. 1.3030 0.06333 99 78 12 9
228 It's all cuddles now, but wait till he figures out that no one's seen Polly since we left port. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
229 Do you think he knows it ate his parrot? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
230 First that damn whale and now this. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
231 It hasn't been the same since he wrapped his peg-leg in carpet. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
232 So I says, "White whale? Has I seen a white whale? Captain, I gots something even better! Pound for pound, sir, she's one of the fiercest carnivores and best of all.....hates water. 1.2990 0.06581 97 78 9 10
233 I've seen him like this before, and I can tell you, this is not going to end well! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
234 I don't think burying the treasure in a litter box is a good long term solution. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
235 It's white cats now. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
236 A real captain would only care about the booty. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
237 The cat should help him keep his mind off the blasted whale 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
238 Prozac is destroying piracy. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
239 I think I might unfollow him, too. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
240 I don't mind swabbing the poop deck. I do mind cleaning a litter box. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
241 Call me disillusioned. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
242 Hard to believe it bit off his leg. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
243 Some new therapy, supposed to help out with his post-pillaging stress disorder. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
244 He said it was my turn, 15 minutes ago. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
245 I liked it better when the Captain wanted to look like Johnny Depp 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
246 Sure, now he can walk -- but he's ruined the chair! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
247 I think he does it to offset the "crazy whale guy" image . . . 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
248 I think we know who's been stealin' our yaarn! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
249 I let him stay here until he gets back on his foot. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
250 I suggest we go back to the parrot and the patch. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
251 His therapist recommended it. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
252 That's one way to kill our brand. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
253 Now he says he's looking for some great white tuna... 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
254 He's doing a photo shoot in response to the PETA campaign. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
255 See? All he needed was a harmless distraction. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
256 I guess he's ready to hunt the great White Mouse. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
257 Every night, Lincoln dreamt of being a pirate and no longer allergic to cats. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
258 He'll feel differently when that cat uses his other leg as the scratching post. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
259 Moby cat, gives me the creeps, it does. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
260 That anger management course looks like it's working so far. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
261 When he said that he was retiring from the pirate life, I thought he would actually leave. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
262 He keeps saying "What a great white tail!" 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
263 I suppose it's a good change in some ways, but searching for a great white mouse isn't going to get us any whale oil. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
264 Since he got the kitten he's decided to replace the skull and bones with a smiley face emoticon. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
265 Whatever, I'm glad... Polly was a pain in the ass. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
266 So now we have to chase this "Great White Whale" because Ahab promised his stupid cat a "special treat"! 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
267 Separately they’re indispensable, but together they’re useless. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
268 Well, it worked - but now my parrot is missing. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
269 Yes, all who sail the seas fear the name of Blackbeard and Snuggles. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
270 'I think that cat ate his parrot.' 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
271 It's from a shelter. Captain says we need to improve our image. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
272 Peg? He called the cat 'Peg'? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
273 The parrot isn't going to like this. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
274 I miss the old days. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
275 Retirement is a good look for him. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
276 Aye, matey. Methinks there be a stowaway emotional support animal on board. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
277 Ahab is so much nicer since Queequeg started our yoga & meditation class. 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
278 Every day it is the same. The captain is totally consumed with that white cat. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
279 He's taking a break from his raging obsession for revenge. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
280 I think it's time for the intervention 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
281 Morale has improved, but I'm just not sure he is captain material. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
282 Polly wanted a cracker but Kitty wanted Polly. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
283 Obsessed? He cut off his own leg just to provide a portable scratch post. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
284 It's a therapy cat 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
285 Argh! There she purrs! 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
286 Aye...Captain's all about tuna fishing these days. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
287 He doesn't know that cat ate his parrot ! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
288 Before the cat he was Bloody Terror of the High Seas, now he says just call him Frank. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
289 On second thought, he DOES have a leg to stand on. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
290 I hear the cat ate the parrot. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
291 This could hurt the book sales. 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
292 It's a therapy cat. Does wonders for obsessive-compulsive disorder. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
293 White whale, white cat, whatever keeps him focused. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
294 We'll need ten planks. 1.2791 0.06949 86 71 6 9
295 Cat got his affection… and his tongue… and his leg. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
296 I think the parrot's days are numbered 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
297 He never changes the litter on the poop deck. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
298 But I wanted him to call ME Ishmael. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
299 Tis the scratchin' post what won 'er over. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
300 All I am saying is I can't work with a cat person. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
301 Polly's missing. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
302 Good move, I think he's finally stopped talking about strawberries. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
303 Sometimes I think he loves that cat more than he loves pillaging. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
304 I dare you to grab his pussy. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
305 And here all this time I thought Moby Dick was a whale. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
306 Kittens change a man. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
307 It's rehab for Ahab 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
308 It's better than when he was obsessed with the whale. 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
309 It's supposed to help bring out the jolly in Roger. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
310 The therapy cat seems to be working well...he hasn't mentioned the whale in four hours. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
311 I liked him more when he was a dog person 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
312 Not enough arrr, too much awww. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
313 I just hope he brought a litter box too or else my poop deck duties got a lot more literal. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
314 The cat prefers him because he's got a built-in scratching post. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
315 And he's got another 15 in his cabin. I don't know how he plans to feed them all. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
316 I know, he's calmed down since getting the cat, but I kind of miss all the craziness with the whale. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
317 What's worse, he's got a thousand pounds of kitty litter in the hold, and it's that scented stuff. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
318 Any idea where Polly went? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
319 If MY leg were a scratching post, she’d love me, too. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
320 He knows this is a Pirates of the Caribbean set, right? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
321 Fine, let him clean the poop deck... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
322 Let's hope the therapy kitty works. God knows we've tried everything else! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
323 We're gonna need a litter box for the poop deck. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
324 We're pretty sure it's a rescue. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
325 I don't know he keeps promising kitty a really big fish for her birthday dinner? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
326 'The cat has nine lives - makes for a longer novel." 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
327 Should we tell him we've spotted the white whale?""Nah, it'll keep. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
328 It's not like Polly to miss cracker time. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
329 You should have seen him before he got a service animal! 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
330 His wife got the parrot in the divorce. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
331 Now we know what happened to the parrot. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
332 I think it's the Xanax. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
333 White cat, white sails, white whale . . . A splash of color would be nice. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
334 I don't get the symbolism. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
335 I just don't see this new captain as a 'walk the plank' kind of guy 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
336 Cap'n's Prozac be workin'. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
337 I would've stayed home if I knew he was searching for a great white cat. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
338 He'll tell you he's a whale person, but he's really a cat person. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
339 He just wanted something white. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
340 Aye, I wared him about ship kittens once before. Apparently it'll take our captain more than one leg to learn that lesson. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
341 Peg leg or not, I say he'll never fit in. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
342 First his leg and now his arm?! He spoils that cat. 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
343 There she purrs! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
344 His ways are eccentric, but they do keep the ship free of rats. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
345 Do you think he misunderstood when we said guard the kitty? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
346 At least it's less annoying that his therapy parrot. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
347 aye matey, 'tis a therapy cat. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
348 They let in every Tom, Dick, and Harry these days. 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
349 I liked him better BEFORE the sensitivity training. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
350 None dare call it meowtiny. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
351 Call me embarrassed. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
352 It was more exciting when he was obsessed by the whale. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
353 I had him pegged as a dog guy. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
354 So Ishmael hands him this cat and we ain't heard nuthin' about no white whale since 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
355 She's cute, but we're spending a fortune on parrots. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
356 Before the cat arrived they were using his peg leg to plug the mouse hole. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
357 He leads a rich and varied life. He plays a pirate here, his evening gig is as Abraham Lincoln---but in his heart, he's a cat lady. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
358 I hope that cat doesn't think that his peg leg is a scratching post 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
359 He gave up on the whale. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
360 Cats love his corduroy. It's wide wale. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
361 'E just 'asn't been the same since 'e started seeing that lady from Greenpeace. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
362 It's the Zoloft. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
363 He's too tall to be a leprechaun... 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
364 Maybe getting a cat to catch a parrot was a bad idea. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
365 We hated that damn parrot. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
366 I miss the doubloons—now all we plunder is pieces of string. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
367 I suggested a parrot but he said I didn't have a peg to stand on. 1.2597 0.07016 77 64 6 7
368 He'll never get the hair off that suit. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
369 That's how he and Moby Dick were in the early days too. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
370 Looks like the captain fell in love with tonight's dinner. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
371 You tell him what happened to his parrot. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
372 Who'd have guessed this was all about finding whale flavored cat food? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
373 Aye, there's them that claim he's a leprechaun. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
374 Yesterday he even said, "Whale, what Whale"? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
375 Hey... is that Daniel Day-Lewis? 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
376 I'm not sure about Corporate's re-branding strategy. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
377 I tell ye, Starbuck, It's an ungodly obsession with the beast. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
378 Ahab has mellowed since he started taking Prozac. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
379 I still say Tom Hanks wasn't the right choice for this movie. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
380 If I don't get my turn soon, I'm calling for a mutiny. 1.2597 0.07255 77 65 4 8
381 It's the literary symbolic obsession du jour--- grabbing one makes him feel "presidential." 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
382 He went and named the little scamp Moby Dickens. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
383 He went from "Arrrrr" to "Awwwww" overnight. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
384 He's just not fitting in. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
385 Last voyage it was gerbils. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
386 Cats love him. He's got a gentle touch and a built-in scratching post. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
387 Call him Captain Rehab. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
388 No, no. Ye be talking about Bartleby the scrivener. This be his cousin, Barnaby the kittener. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
389 Purring in the morning, sailors take warning... 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
390 We have a no cat's rule on this ship, but he says it's his service cat, Lefty! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
391 Wait...Mr. Buttons is Ishmael?? 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
392 Our good luck charms make us look soft. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
393 Me thought the Airbnb listing said "no pets". 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
394 No, Ishmael, you can't. We'll all look like idiots. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
395 There's no rats left to ever abandon this sinking ship. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
396 In 100 years the English Lit majors will have to unravel it. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
397 What a fool. She's only into him for his peg leg. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
398 He misunderstood what I said we needed on this boat. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
399 We'll never get our deposit back after she scratches up our hardwood floors. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
400 Aye, 'twas Mousie Dick that took his leg. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
401 Ahab's nuts! I'm not calling out, "There she purrs," when Mrs. Mittens appears on the deck. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
402 Call me Ishmael. Call her Fluffy. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
403 Personally, I think we're going to need a larger predator than that. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
404 Argh! It's a poop deck, not a litter box! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
405 This fantasy cruise looked a lot more fun in the travel brochure. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
406 Meowby Dick? Lacks a certain gravitas. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
407 Buying that therapy cat was the best money we ever spent. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
408 I put up with that stupid parrot, but I draw the line at cats. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
409 Let's just say we're all stumped. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
410 That used to be me sitting in his lap and listening to the stories. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
411 He doesn't realize yet that the cat ate the parrot. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
412 He calls her Miss Shmael. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
413 Representative Lincoln will never win the presidency, grabbing pussies and mocking the handicapped. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
414 Fake 'Mews' 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
415 It's much healthier than his last obsession. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
416 Aye, the Captain's gone made. Cut off his own leg and replaced it with a scratching post. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
417 Ay, cap'n's been calm seas every since he got his emotional support animal. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
418 And you thought my mermaid obsession was weird. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
419 It's how he deals with the agony of de feet 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
420 Must be the Prozac. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
421 If it helps Ahab rehab, I'm all for it. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
422 PETA: Pirates for the Ethical Treatment of Animals 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
423 We've got to raise our recruiting standards. 1.2500 0.07040 76 64 5 7
424 Aye, that's what the cat dragged in! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
425 It's the only one that hasn't scratched his wooden leg. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
426 Twas a lot more excitin round ere, fore that cat ate the parrot! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
427 It seems the captain misunderstood when I told him what we all planned to get on shore leave. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
428 He was hoping for a whale. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
429 When you're famous like him, you can just grab them. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
430 If I ever write a book about this, I'm gonna make that cat some other animal. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
431 They call him Puss n' Boot. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
432 She likes his built-in scratching post. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
433 He's been depressed ever since Jonah disappeared 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
434 I'd kill rodents for that kind of attention. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
435 In real life, Blackbeard is nothing like his bloodthirsty filibuster public persona. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
436 Eye Matey, I think I know what happened to your parrot. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
437 He's not really a parrot person. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
438 I sure miss that old parrot! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
439 I always suspected he wasn't the sea dog type! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
440 Ever since he joined Pirates Anonymous, he has turned a bit soft. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
441 Cat and a hat? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
442 And now he's obsessed with a white CAT! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
443 Yeah, he says he can just grab them because he is famous. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
444 It's a service cat. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
445 I don't think I can handle another white animal obsession. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
446 I just heard him say "you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours". 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
447 Just because he's the Captain, he thinks he grab any pussy he wants. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
448 Well, anything to get his mind off of whales I guess. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
449 Meanwhile, the rats are multiplying. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
450 Thank God he finally caught that great white cat. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
451 He wanted a meerkat. But he settled for a mere cat. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
452 He's been like that since the election. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
453 The cats have loved him ever since he got that scratching post. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
454 We should've gotten that cat a long time ago. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
455 He's been that way ever since the parrot died. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
456 He said when you're a star they just let you do it. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
457 He told me he's done flying United 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
458 I never thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to miss his obsession with cute whale videos. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
459 I miss when he did that to us. 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
460 "That social security check has definitely made him less blood thirsty 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
461 Arr! He calls it Moby Lick. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
462 The creepy bit is... he's named it Shamu. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
463 That would explain the kitty litter on the poop deck! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
464 If only he loved pillaging as much as he loves that cat. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
465 I get the cat, but the hat? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
466 You can either be a cat person or a Puritan Uncle John; not both. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
467 Well, he's certainly not a whale person. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
468 That's the Captain...and Tenille. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
469 He's done with white whales, now he's into white cats. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
470 Morale's sure improved since we pillaged that pet store. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
471 Cap'n seems to have forgiven Tabby for eating Polly. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
472 Ever since that devil cat came aboard captain's been searching for the great white sardine. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
473 There goes our deposit! 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
474 There was a mix-up at the doctor's office. It turns out that he's allergic to large aquatic mammals. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
475 You should see the videos he uploads on YouTube... 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
476 Just *try* getting into the captain's lap since she came along. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
477 Yes, Moby is a great white kitty, but I think we're going to need to spin this a bit or never mention it in the pub. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
478 Tropical climates can change a man! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
479 Call me Ishmeow'el. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
480 He had to put his parrot in the witness protection program. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
481 It wouldn't be a poop deck if he would get a litter box. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
482 I told you not to shoot his parrot. 1.2429 0.07459 70 60 3 7
483 Can't do a thing about it...his doc says it's an emotional support animal. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
484 Never seen anything like it... he purrs more than the cat. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
485 It's been pretty boring ever since he got the therapy cat. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
486 Aye, it be Moby Mittens, the white kitty. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
487 He had his leg replaced with a scratching post for First Mate Whiskers. If anyone in Boston asks, give 'em the whale story. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
488 First a white mouse, now a white cat. Ahab's pattern of obsessions worries me. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
489 Well that explains the poop deck. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
490 It looks like Roger's finally jolly. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
491 The cat has to go. It's not good for our image. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
492 The mystery of the vanishing parrot had been narrowed to two suspects. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
493 Getting him 'The Great White Cat' was pure genius, Fred. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
494 Don’t be insulted by Max and Joe, they’re trying not to grab anything by the pussy these days. 1.2394 0.07361 71 61 3 7
495 Ever since he got Mr. Whiskers, he just hasn't seemed interested in raping and pillaging. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
496 It's being groomed for the cat o' nine tails. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
497 It's their love of sushi. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
498 These retirement cruises are really boring! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
499 It took his leg off, but I guess you can't hold a grudge against a cat for ever. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
500 Codfather, Part I 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
501 Now they call him "Ishmeow." 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
502 He says to keep an eye out for a much larger white metaphor. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
503 If you ask me, he's become nothing but a scratching post! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
504 Ever since Whiskers came on board all we hunt is tuna. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
505 He used to be more of a whale person. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
506 If there's a chapter about every kind of cat in the world, I quit. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
507 The cat's name is Peggy. You can't make this stuff up. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
508 And why couldn't I bring my pet snake? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
509 We've moved away from the plank to a more evidence based practice, pet therapy. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
510 It's the only thing that takes his mind off the whale. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
511 Somehow 'great white cat' doesn't have the same ring. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
512 Just watch. All that anger's gonna resurface somewhere. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
513 Arrgh — I guess we'll need to put litter on the poop deck now. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
514 Soon enough he's going to lose that hand too. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
515 I think Melville got this guy all wrong. He's a real animal lover at heart. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
516 Cat bourguignon, chicken fried cat, cat Wellington, . . . 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
517 Well blow me down. He has a warm and fuzzy side. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
518 These visits to the new world are making him soft 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
519 WE called it Ishmael. HE calls it bait. 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
520 It's weirder when he lets it sharpen its claws. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
521 I know that look. We're about to attack the Canary Islands again. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
522 No, the whale represents evil. The cat's just a cat. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
523 It's smaller, cuter, and fluffier, but it's still an obsession. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
524 Rumor has it that we're just out here looking for cat food. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
525 They call him Ish-meow. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
526 It's like he forgot that we have whiskers too. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
527 This all started with the mysterious disappearance of his parrot. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
528 Yes they do! Leprechauns grow Up! 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
529 Look what the cat dragged in. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
530 They're cute now, but wait till she uses him like a scratching post. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
531 Arrgh, what's the captain's new obsession called - Moby Lick? 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
532 He says he's going to call it Ishmael. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
533 He named her Meow-by Dick. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
534 The parrot will be fine, he said. No danger to the parrot, he said. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
535 He used to touch my whiskers like that. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
536 He even lets her use his leg as a scratching post. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
537 His therapist thinks behavior modification therapy will help him deal with his whale issue. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
538 Well, Pip. That changes the whole story. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
539 Let's face it - he's just not a parrot person. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
540 He's grabbing pussy again 1.2273 0.07416 66 57 3 6
541 Call me allergic. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
542 The whale was not much of a mouser. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
543 There she purrs! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
544 He named her Peg 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
545 Pet therapy. He's forgotten all about Moby Dick. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
546 Kitty loves him only for his scratching post. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
547 I thought it was called a plank, not a catwalk. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
548 There were no cats in the original script. Now we gotta worry about a whale AND a cat? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
549 Well, so much for going after the whale. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
550 Captains been hitting the rum too hard and sits all day saying "nice white whale, nice white whale" 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
551 No, it's bait. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
552 But where's Polly? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
553 So if the cat is Moby Dick, is this a tragedy or a farce? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
554 Word has it that it's his therapy cat. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
555 I thought he was a "whale person" 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
556 I'm just not sure I can write 625 pages about a cat. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
557 Starbuck's allowing support animals now? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
558 He's promised her a very big treat. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
559 It helps him keep his mind off of bigger things. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
560 If I had a scratch pole for a leg that cat would like me too... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
561 Save the cat. The old guy goes down with the ship. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
562 He's a natural on the catwalk. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
563 Mr. Boots is just lucky I left my laser pointer back on shore. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
564 'He's obsessed with a great white cat' just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
565 Wait til the cat sees the hook where his other hand would be. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
566 No, nobody has seen the parrot. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
567 Me thinks the Xanax is kicking in. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
568 He keeps muttering to the cat something about finally catching " The Great White Rodent".... 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
569 So I heard he faked his death so he didn't have to lie to Mary Todd about here looks. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
570 He's retraining as a scratching post. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
571 I know, but I just thinking opting to get a scratching post for a leg was a little extreme. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
572 Something tells me he didn't get a cat to "just catch the mice." 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
573 One minute it's all about a great white whale, and next it's about a small gray tabby. Go figure. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
574 Seriously, he named his cat "peg". 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
575 He better not be giving that cat any of OUR catnip. That's all I got to say. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
576 He's not a real pirate. He's from Tampa. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
577 So scurvy dogs are out? 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
578 Have you seen my parrot? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
579 With the keelhaulings down, I knew something was wrong. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
580 Aye, he caught the Great White Kitty. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
581 He seems so content, don't tell him we just sighted Moby. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
582 Listen, Ishmael. If you're gonna write a story - make it more dramatic than Ahab's obsession with that damned white cat. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
583 He gets companionship, and the cat gets a scratching post. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
584 I told you not to name him Moby. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
585 He pets that cat day after day hoping that she'll cough up Polly. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
586 He just doesn't have the same fire in his belly as when we set out. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
587 A ready supply of rats and a built-in scratching post. What more could she ask for? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
588 Today it's that white cat, and next week I suppose it'll be something else.i 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
589 I don't mind the cat, but he's drinking all the rum. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
590 His new bait for the whale 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
591 Looks more like he belongs in one o' them Dickens novels than a sea adventure. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
592 Of all the captains in the world, we get stuck with Mewbeard. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
593 It helps him deal with his post-Cetacean depression. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
594 They say he had words with the parrot. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
595 He claims it's whale bait. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
596 He's lost his edge. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
597 It's a cat, a white cat. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
598 It's not just a prosthetic, it's also a scratching post. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
599 I used to be his favorite. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
600 He travels the high seas with an emotional support animal? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
601 Let's heave him over but spare the cat's nine lives. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
602 Never saw a wooden leg she didn't like. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
603 I don't blame him. You try petting a whale. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
604 It's getting too soft around here. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
605 Good suggestion, chasing the Small White. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
606 Hmmm, Maybe the ship's psychologist knows what he's doing. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
607 If it keeps 'im from thinkin' 'bout that blasted whale, I'll fetch vermin for it meself! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
608 He's our token homeless guy. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
609 I didn't know leprechauns love cats. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
610 He loves it so much he turned his leg into a scratch post. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
611 Those who deny pussy to others deserve it not for themselves. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
612 Aye, we're headed home, thanks to the 'great white comfort cat, Moby Pussy.' 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
613 You tell him it ate the parrot. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
614 It's the damnedest thing. She uses it as a scratching post, and he's found a lifelong friend. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
615 "Call it, Ishmael", he says. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
616 "Wait a minute, wasn't he always talking about a white whale?' 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
617 He lets the cat use it for a scratching post. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
618 I don't think his white cat is so great. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
619 Yeah, well I knew him when he had two cats. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
620 Weirdest looking parrot I've ever seen 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
621 That's it, I'm not swabbing the poop deck anymore. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
622 Argh, let's grab that Pussy! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
623 You'd never know he's obsessed with Moby Dick. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
624 Conquering any white animal seems to satisfy him 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
625 The last cap'n preferred em with nine tails 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
626 Cats love the built-in scratching post. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
627 I know we have a strict no pet policy, but he showed me a bona fide emotional support letter. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
628 Just wait until he marks the spot. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
629 The pet therapy has really calmed him down. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
630 When you're a captain, they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want.... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
631 There is only one person I know of that can grab the pussy and get away with it. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
632 Sure she's cute. He's not the one cleaning the poop deck. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
633 It'll be sardines we're chasing forever and a day till we're rid of that pussy. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
634 Let him keep the cat; it distracts him from the phantom pain. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
635 It's a galley-cat. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
636 Except for the peg leg I don't think he is pirate material. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
637 Lose a limb, get a service animal. It's in our union contract. Arrrrgh. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
638 First the ship's dog disappears, then he loses half a leg and now he's making friends with the ship's cat. I'm getting more and more afraid to eat the cook's weekly Manhattan Clam Chowder Special. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
639 On the other hand, I don't miss the rats. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
640 His leg says pirate, but the rest of him screams Amish. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
641 The Captain says we can keep both of them . 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
642 He says to forget the whale and go catch some tuna. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
643 Say what ye will, but no one's been flogged since the Cap'n got that cat. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
644 It's his service animal 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
645 That's right: Moby Dick is a cat! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
646 Good news. The cat-o-nine-tails has been replaced. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
647 He had a therapy dog, but it kept chewing his leg. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
648 Old Ahab won't rest easy until he catches the great white mouse.... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
649 Can you believe what HR is sending up here now? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
650 He says he has a great white tail. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
651 Without the rats, the fire has just gone out of him. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
652 Now he says we're looking for a gteat white mouse. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
653 Roger sure seems jolly since he grabbed that pussy. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
654 They have been inseparable since the whale died 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
655 He never cuddles me like that. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
656 Wait 'til he finds out the cat ate the parrot. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
657 I'm told he used to be a whale person. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
658 Call Cap'n Scratchpost a sea dog and ye sleep with the catfishies. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
659 De gustibus non est disputandum. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
660 His therapist recommended it over the conventional parrot. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
661 The cat got promoted after his parrot went 'missing' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
662 And I thought the parrot was bad. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
663 He's cute, but those claws will destroy that peg leg. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
664 If you ask me, there's no such thing as the Great White Squeaky Toy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
665 Ever since he retired he's gotten so sentimental. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
666 When I first heard that they were putting therapy pets aboard the Pequod, I thought the idea was nuts. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
667 I must admit, a search for the great white mouse does sound a bit less dangerous. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
668 Sure beats chasing that damn whale! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
669 He thought the parrot talked too much. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
670 How did he get past the interview? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
671 So I told him "No, there ain't no litter box on the poop deck!" 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
672 A great white cat?......He may have adjusted HIS goals, but Im still here for the rum. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
673 He gets totally obsessed really easily! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
674 Things haven't been the same since that parrot died 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
675 Believe me, it's his better obsession. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
676 His cat, Moby, has really mellowed him. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
677 I mean, we are giving AUTHENTIC PIRATE TOURS!!!" "How the hell did that cat get 50k instagram followers? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
678 It's so unfair. They wouldn't let me bring my parrot! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
679 He's here because he's not all there. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
680 I know, I know, I hired him but didn't know he was a Lepreicaun't. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
681 Call him Ishmeow. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
682 I heard he got it from a breeder. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
683 His latest obsession. We may make it back to Nantucket yet. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
684 To be honest, when he bragged that he grabs them by the pussy, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
685 Thar she purrrrrrrrs 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
686 The crew's talkin intervention. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
687 Quadrupeds make him feel whole 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
688 Should we tell him what REALLY happened to his parrot? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
689 Good village pillagers are getting hard to find. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
690 Call him Captain Rehab. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
691 Part of the Captain's passenger diversity program. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
692 He's done a lot to break the stereotypes of pirates, but this deck isn't going to mop itself. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
693 He calls him Ismael 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
694 You'd think so, but Captain actually calls him "Steve." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
695 I miss the parrot's one-liners. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
696 It all began when this stupid parrot said: "Polly wants a kitty!" 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
697 Service cat for flogging trauma. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
698 He believes his leg will grow back if he rubs a cat in the middle of the ocean on a full moon day. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
699 Just remember, call it Ismael. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
700 We're not allowed to say "poop deck" anymore. He makes us call it the "catio." 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
701 We're pirates in international waters, and we still cannot tell him he's not allowed a service animal for his stress disorder? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
702 I've never seen Roger jollier. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
703 It's all about workplace diversity. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
704 Cat came in a box labeled "Call me Ishmael." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
705 I agree, but are you going to tell him that particular pet therapy sunk his leviathan drive? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
706 It's just ruining his tough-guy image, don't you think? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
707 Well, this is awkward. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
708 When he gets crazy and starts talking about making one of us walk the plank, we give him the cat and the hat and he calms right down. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
709 I have fed Snowball everyday for months, and this puritanical stowaway comes along, and gets all the cuddles! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
710 That be the famous Captain Kitt 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
711 I've got a bad feeling about this. Toxoplasmosis is nothing to mess with. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
712 Did you know I almost became a pirate? Now there's a man's life.... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
713 The cat represents a transitional love object for him due to a disrupted infantile bond he had with his mother. Very common. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
714 You go tell him we forgot the cat food. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
715 Sure, it's fine now. But wait'll it needs a scratching post. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
716 He survived the whale but the cat got his tongue. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
717 Aaarrrggghhh! He just sits there like that since the cat ate his parrot. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
718 His meds must be working. He's setting realistic goals. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
719 It bugs me that he also calls her Ishmael. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
720 He's named it Moby. I think he's just given up. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
721 "Puss and Boot are at again' 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
722 Looks like we solved the white cat obsession.......hope that's the end of it! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
723 Canary? That looks like the cat that swallowed my parrot. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
724 He said, "Look! A whale!" And when I turned my head, he grabbed my pussy... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
725 I think he said its name is Ishmael. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
726 Ever since he got that cat the entire ship has been the poop deck. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
727 Yeah, but whales only have one life. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
728 he hasn't been the same since he read 'eat pray love' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
729 So the captain said we can ask if it's a service animal, but he's not required to show documentation 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
730 That's not what he was chasing this morning. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
731 I didn't peg him as a cat person. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
732 Let's turn the ship around while he is distracted. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
733 What a strange fellow! He's sitting there by himself and just playing with his pussy. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
734 They bonded the day the cat saw him crunch a mouse with his peg... 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
735 SO HE SAYS TO ME, WHERE EXACTLY IS THE POOP DECK. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
736 That guy is so 17th century 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
737 She'll never see him as anything but a scratching post. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
738 Of course she likes him best, he has a built in scratching post. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
739 Anything that keeps his attention away from you-know-who. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
740 Call me, Dumb, mate, but the Whiteness of the Cat ruined a great novel. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
741 Who's going to tell him what happened to Polly? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
742 Have ye seen me canary? 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
743 I think he misunderstood the President's message. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
744 You call her. You're the one that named her Peggy. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
745 Now he's obsessed with a white kitty. # Sad. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
746 Oh, him?... He's one of them Pirates of Penance. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
747 I thought it might calm him down. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
748 Yaar! Me thinks Peg-leg Willy's become a hipster. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
749 Who'd ever name his cat Ishmael? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
750 Now I'm suspicious about the booty he said he'd share with us. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
751 Mate, its time to show the Captain the cat walk. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
752 Don't get me wrong...I'm fine with gay sailors, but this guy kinda makes me uncomfortable. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
753 Arrrr! I wouldn't have voted him captain if I'd known THAT'S what he meant! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
754 ...But NO, I can't have a pet barnacle. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
755 T'is true- he let's him use it as a scratching post. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
756 His devotion to that thing is admirable. But to replace his leg with a scratching post, well, I think it's going overboard. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
757 When Kitty gets a peg leg, then I'll welcome her as one of the crew. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
758 At least he found the great white cat. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
759 Easier on the limbs than the pet croc. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
760 He's a star. He can do that whenever he wants. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
761 The man's gone daft for that cat. When I suggested we call it "Puff," he said it was "Mewtiny! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
762 Aye, when ye be a star, they let ye do it. Ye can do anything. 1.1964 0.07821 56 50 1 5
763 The boss can't keep his hands off the pussy. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
764 The whale was becoming a problem. We needed a stopgap. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
765 ... when you're a captain they let you do it. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
766 He used to be a "whale person". 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
767 Fact: cat therapy is inversely proportional to narrative momentum. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
768 Aye, it's been like this ever since the parrot disappeared. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
769 Because his finicky cat only eats white meat, that's why. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
770 But the first mate should be a person. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
771 Damned if I know. Go ask Ishmael. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
772 As obsessions go, the Captain could do a lot worse than that great white cat. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
773 They're doing a sequel. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
774 I couldn't compete with a built-in scratching post. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
775 Well, we always knew he wasn't a whale-lover. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
776 Aye, 'tis an emotional support animal. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
777 Just because he's retired doesn't mean he can violate the "no pets" policy. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
778 And then Mrs. Ahab said, 'It's either me or the cat.' 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
779 I miss the mice. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
780 Pretend you don't notice it...It was a gift from his mother. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
781 Ahab is responding nicely to pet therapy. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
782 Best rat catcher on the high seas. And his cat is pretty good, too. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
783 #notmycaptain 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
784 He said, "Because a can of tuna isn't good enough for my Captain Snuggles, that's why." 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
785 Apparently his physical therapist thought it would help 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
786 The doctor gave Ahab something called Prozac. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
787 And why wouldn't they be close. He's got an appendage that doubles as a scratching post." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
788 Maybe this would be a good time to ask for a raise. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
789 He calls it "Ishmael", and claims he taught it how to write. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
790 Peg leg Pete has really put that broken chair to good use 1.1964 0.07821 56 50 1 5
791 The captain's hooked. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
792 Service cat, my eye! 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
793 The new therapy for his whale obsession has proven to be very effective. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
794 He's trained it to use the poop deck. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
795 If it wasn't for the leg you'd swear that Pete wasn't a real pirate. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
796 She only loves him for his scratching post. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
797 He's gone full James Bond villain. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
798 He keeps muttering, 'I'm going to catch you the biggest snackie you ever saw!' 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
799 He never lets me do that. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
800 Service pets are the rage for Americans these days, get used to it. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
801 I'd give my right arm for a good dog. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
802 He only lost his leg so he could get a therapy cat. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
803 She's cozying up on account of the scratching post. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
804 Everytime we start talking mutiny, he shows us his redeeming qualities. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
805 'Studies show that it helps prevent mutinies." 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
806 I'll let you guess what it uses as a scratching post. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
807 She came back nine times--now's the time to bet. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
808 Okay, let's all be nice and casual until the Green Peace ship passes. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
809 Ever since he saw The Godfather it's him and that damn cat. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
810 I first noticed a change after he joined PETA 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
811 I tell 'ya, it's that therapy cat that changed him. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
812 I always thought Long John Whiskers referred to his beard 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
813 Yell 'thar she blows' and let's see what he does. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
814 In a perfect world, he would be navigating and she would be chasing rats. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
815 Well, we do have the only rat free ship in the fleet 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
816 I don't care what he says, I was a much better first mate than Mr. Whiskers. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
817 It's only a matter of time before he realizes who ate his parrot 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
818 I don't care if he is the captain. There's no way a whale will go for cat bait. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
819 I'm not calling it Fishmael. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
820 What happened to the parrot? 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
821 So Melville heard--get this!--white tail as white _whale_. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
822 He grabbed it yet the boss still hired him. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
823 He's hooked on pain killers. 1.1964 0.07821 56 50 1 5
824 Looks like great white whale has gone soft white kitty. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
825 He settled for Moby cat. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
826 I wouldn't have pegged him for a cat fancier. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
827 He's only three quarters Irish. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
828 Don't be fooled, this is how the last trip started. Believe me, it's not going to end well. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
829 So all this time, we should have focused on the 'white' part over the 'whale' part? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
830 I understand he has a therapist letter approving his having a therapy dog. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
831 Since he got his therapeutic cat, he forgot all about the big white whale. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
832 Yeah, he found out that white whales are just crazy about cats. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
833 Who will be afraid of a pirate ship with a therapy cat? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
834 Aye, I don't think our Cap'n has the stuff to inspire a classic novel. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
835 The Captain says we can keep em both 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
836 I don't mind the cat so much as the branding problems. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
837 Shiver me timbers, that beast is tamed. Although, it did cost he a leg 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
838 Yes, but it's a great white cat. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
839 I'm not scrubbing the litter deck. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
840 And yet below we've still got rats the size of cantaloupes 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
841 Tom Hanks made this all seem too glamorous. 1.1944 0.08746 36 31 3 2
842 He named him 'Captain Cat Sparrow' 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
843 ...and that was the last cracker Polly got. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
844 O Captain! #notmycaptain! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
845 I reckon Captain's got an obsession with white mammals. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
846 He got rid of his parrot because it kept talking back. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
847 She thinks he's a scratching post. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
848 I figured him for the dog type. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
849 That's the Captain, and his cat Black Purrrrl. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
850 Next thing you know he'll want fancy divers on the gang plank! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
851 He's a lot happier since he go rid of his pet woodpecker. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
852 I wonder what his parrot will think of this... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
853 "I say, never trust a cat lover.... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
854 I hear it won't eat anything but white meat. Where are we going to get that way out here? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
855 Keep the crew below deck until he finishes his meditation. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
856 He was right after all. No mice, no rats, no parrots. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
857 I get the hat, you get the cat. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
858 Now there's a Christmas card moment. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
859 To be a peg leg or a pussy foot - that is the question! 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
860 He's a new man since he sold the rights to the name Starbuck. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
861 Well I wouldn't say he's been the best navigator, but he has certainly done a marvelous job ending the rat problem. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
862 Not sure about this voyage... He asked, "Call me Ish-meow-el!" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
863 It's cute. He uses the wooden leg for his claw pole. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
864 I'll string up from the yardarm the b-b-bastard that took my pooty tat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
865 He woke up one night and the cat was using his peg as a scratching post. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
866 Ahab has found his Moby Kit. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
867 He just signed a book deal with Melville. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
868 I'll say this much for him, things have been calmer he since he changed the captain into a cat. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
869 I thought Bob Mankoff retired. Why's he still here? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
870 Damn! This is what happens when you take the Naval code too literally. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
871 Aye, me thinks Cap'n A is losing his edge ... I even saw him let Mobette scratch his peg leg. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
872 Cause no one will believe he was looking for his great white cat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
873 Say what you want--pet therapy works! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
874 Aye, Matie, look what the cat dragged in. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
875 Oh yeah! He DOES look like Abe. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
876 Things have been sooo much more chill since we got him the white cat. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
877 Call me a shlameal, but next time I grow grim about the mouth and account it high time to get to sea, find me a cat. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
878 He's one of the strangest cats I know; don't let the suit fool you. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
879 Maybe we'll finally stop having to search for that Great White Mouse. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
880 Shall we tell him it's for dinner? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
881 Of course he means us. We're the only rats left. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
882 Apparently it's his first cruise. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
883 Should we break the news to him that the cat actually ate the parrot? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
884 Aye, his obsession with that little white cat will get used all killed 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
885 He's been very quiet since the cat's got his tongue. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
886 Call me disgusted. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
887 Captain's seem more relaxed and less obsessive since converting the Pequod to shrimping. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
888 He's obsessed with that cat. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
889 They've finally adjusted his meds. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
890 The Amish look I can handle, but the cat? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
891 WHAT'S NEXT? FIRST THE WHALE GOT HIS LEG. NOW THE CAT HAS HIS TONGUE! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
892 If our raid tonight is against another tuna boat, I'm thinkin' of quittin'. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
893 Abraham Sinkin was blissfully unaware of the meowtiny afoot. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
894 Arrr we are easing him in with the cat o' one tail. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
895 He says it's his "sARRRRvice animal." 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
896 Man over bored. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
897 Aye, he struck a hard bargain for that cat. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
898 They converted him at the last port. He hasn't been the same since. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
899 I wouldn't mind so much, if the litter box wasn't in me bunk. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
900 Yea, like Melville is going to write the quintessential American novel about a great white cat...time to find a new ship Queequeg 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
901 It's a long story. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
902 Should we tell Long John Silver that his new best friend ate his old best friend? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
903 Well, I for one can only see myself pillaging and plundering with someone who considers himself a DOG captain. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
904 With my allergies, I'm just going to have to tell him, it's me or the cat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
905 Annoying, yes. But I Haven't seen a mouse in over a week. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
906 Rock, paper, scissors to see who tells him about the food shortage. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
907 Moody,? Yes. Irascible? Sometimes. But he's extremely goal oriented. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
908 He retired after the shark attack, but he still likes to keep one foot on the deck. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
909 I say toss the unlucky thing over the side and blame it on that white whale following us 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
910 His Shrink suggested a therapy cat. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
911 Kitty's got a built-in scratching post. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
912 He decided to call him Ishmael. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
913 After the whale got his leg, the cat got his tongue so now he just sits a lot without saying a word. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
914 Don't tell him it ate his parrot. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
915 Which one's the orange, furry? 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
916 It's the great white tail that attracted him. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
917 He only likes it because it says, "Aarrrrg." 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
918 Watch what you say around the cat, she tells him everything. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
919 Okay, I made mistake hiring him, but his resume did say wooden leg and beard. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
920 If that darn cat keeps scratching the table legs, I know where I'll find a spare. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
921 Don't tell him your joke about the three-legged cat. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
922 ...some sort of symbiotic relationship. He scratches her and she scratches his peg-leg 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
923 Aye, our new ship's carpenter. Calls himself, Chairleg. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
924 I wish that cat ate something besides whale meat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
925 A few drinks and he'll be saying it was a great white whale he caught. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
926 It's supposed to help temper his urge to pillage and plunder. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
927 Now we're going to have to put up with Captain Ahab's white cat wailing. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
928 I suppose that's one way to keep the pi'rats' away 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
929 He finally outgrew the box of Lucky Charms. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
930 Gold doubloons don't love you back. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
931 He's our software pirate. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
932 And he takes a scratching post with him wherever he goes. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
933 "At least someone's getting some". 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
934 It is Mrs. Peck's chill out gesture. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
935 Scuttlebutt be it's Bob Dylan layin' low from the Nobel Committee. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
936 He thinks she's in love with him, but he's really just a scratching post to her. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
937 Soon or later that thing is going to eat the boss's parrot. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
938 He used to have such a beautiful wooden leg 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
939 He's much happier after letting her out of the bag. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
940 His service cat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
941 A WHITE cat? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
942 White whale? No, no, it's white tail the captain is on the hunt for. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
943 He said she was going to be all of ours kitten 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
944 I'm thinkin' we should tack some carpet on that peg leg... 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
945 He asks us to call him "Ishmeowel" 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
946 You think that's weird? He just bought two theatre tickets from that guy Wilkes-Booth down in the galley. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
947 I think I read this story in high school. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
948 We keep telling him and telling him that's A GREAT WHALE OF A WHITE CAT you have. Let's hope it works. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
949 Ever since he grabbed that pussy, he hasn't mentioned Moby Dick. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
950 It wasn't so cute when he tried to cuddle the whale that way. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
951 I'm tryin' to get off these blasted cruises full of retirees and back to the real action. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
952 Ever since his run in with Moby Dick, he prefers the quiet purring of albino cats. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
953 He's whipped. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
954 I think he has lost his edge... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
955 Don't care if it is mutiny, I ain't changing that litter box again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
956 Ever since the first mate left and opened that coffee shop, the captain has lost interest in that whale. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
957 It gets worse...our new flag is a paw-and-fishbones. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
958 In my own little corner, in my own little chair, I can be whoever I want to be..... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
959 After he discovered her name was Peg they became inseparable. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
960 Who knew the old dog was a cat person? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
961 I wanted a parrot. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
962 First class gets a chair AND a pet now. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
963 He's not the same since we went cat fishing. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
964 His literary agent suggested he go with the 'great white whale' angle instead of his diabetes. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
965 I hate it when he plays with the bait. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
966 All I'm saying is, since he got that cat, we've suffered an 80% drop in net pillage and plunder. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
967 Surprising what a little pussy can do. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
968 They met online. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
969 That cat is the only one that's forgiven the captain for losing the treasure map. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
970 Aarrgh, he frosts me lucky charms. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
971 They found her in his left boot! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
972 Man, whatever keeps him from puking all over my ship 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
973 He's just OBSESSED with that animal. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
974 He's going to call him Ishmael. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
975 Ever since he got rid of those termites, he's a new man. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
976 Calling the cat Moby was one thing, but I'll be damned if I let him call me Ishmael. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
977 ''It's the cat that gives me pause.'' 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
978 I think a cat goes against the entire pirate ethos. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
979 Aaargh Matey...apparently the kitty has no sense if smell! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
980 Must be the velvet paw that but conceals a remorseless fang. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
981 The built-in scratching post sealed it. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
982 It's time he got a new pet. He was crushed when they told him he had to put down his white whale. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
983 He may have named the cat, 'Patches', but ee's no pirate! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
984 He loves to cry 'thar she purrs!' 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
985 Lucky you with the nine lives. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
986 Fluffy left me for that guy with the built-in scratching post. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
987 She only likes him for his scratch post of a leg. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
988 Aye, much safer and it IS white. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
989 Retirement doesn't seem as exciting any more. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
990 I tried to arrghue him out of the cat 1.1765 0.07774 51 46 1 4
991 First it was that crazy cat, now it's that ridiculous hat...I don't what's gotten into him 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
992 His peg leg doubles as a scratching post. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
993 Your turn to clean the poop deck. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
994 We can't make him walk the plank if he's that good with animals. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
995 No one ever figured out what happened to the parrot. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
996 Sure, he's strange, but he's our best swashbuckler. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
997 It's part of our updated image - parrots are so 1750's. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
998 I didn't have him pegged as a cat person. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
999 Someone could write a hell of a novel about this guy. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1000 Three guesses what his cat uses as a scratching post. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1001 I know this cruise is all about equality, but my allergies are killing me. 1.1765 0.07774 51 46 1 4
1002 Now he's obsessed with that white cat instead. Talk about fickle. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1003 He says he must get to Hemingway. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1004 He has been like this since Queequeg filed that hostile work environment complaint with corporate. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1005 I think it's time we whisker away. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1006 A live look-in at United Airlines after major budget cuts 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1007 His policy covers prosthetics and service animals, but we have to pay out of pocket for eyepatches and gold teeth. I'm going to talk to H Arrrrrrrr. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1008 Did he show you a service animal license? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1009 This was recommended by his therapist to counter balance the whale aggression thing he has going on. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1010 It is a great white cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1011 Aye, he were cat sitter afore he were captain. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1012 The new Chief Purrser 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1013 He loves the built-in scratching post. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1014 I blame the cat. I liked the crazy, trecherous, obessed whale-hunter captain better. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1015 He thinks we're going to Israel. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1016 Reminds me of the time he tried to put that cheetah in his lap. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1017 I'm more of a dog person 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1018 He says it's his comfort cat. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1019 She is SO just using him... 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1020 If I had a leg like his, I'm sure the cat would like me too. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1021 Methinks the cap'n is going soft. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1022 The whale smote his leg, but the kitten stole his heart. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1023 I think being a pirate and being a cat sitter has finally merged. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1024 He's mellowed a lot since he settled for a great white cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1025 'Sensitivity Training' matey. It's a corporate thing! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1026 its a mutualistic shipboard relationship 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1027 He just keeps saying "Who's an Ishmael? You're an Ishmael, yes you are..." 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1028 We're supposed to call it Captain Purrfect. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1029 Jared Catshner is daddy's favorite. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1030 Moby What? Oh, not so much these days 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1031 Where's Gregory Peck, now that we need him?? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1032 Ahab rehab is working! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1033 He gave up on the whale. Now he wants to be known as Honest Ahab. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1034 Argh, the subtle symbolism is indicative of a softer side. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1035 "my great white kitty, my great white kitty"... wait till tonite when he hears that great white wail... 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1036 He's been studying mindfulness. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1037 He said "Call him Ishmael", that's a funny name isn't it Herman 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1038 Whatever. I just think 'Moby' is a really weird name for a cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1039 Unfortunately, it's name is Billy Budd. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1040 That's Ahab's ninth cat! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1041 I think he's gone overboard. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1042 Being a pirate was a lot more fun before Twinkles came onboard. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1043 When the ad for sailors said the captain was felinious, I thought is was just a typo. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1044 It doubles as a scratching post. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1045 I put up with that stupid parrot, but at cats, I draw the line. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1046 The Admiralty replaced his HealthCare Plan with a Service Cat 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1047 I think the white therapy cat is working. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1048 You tell the captain he ate the treasure map 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1049 Aye, sad it is. A once proud captain, now a scratching post for a dumb cat. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1050 He just hasn't been the same Ahab since we started working for Viking. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1051 How long before his therapy cat becomes whale bait? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1052 His other cat has nine tails. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1053 Everyone forgets that Polly was equally annoying. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1054 I fear this be a gateway mammal! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1055 The cap'n says look sharp for a large white sea-mouse. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1056 Never trust a cat lover. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1057 Well, we could grab him by the pussy. 1.1765 0.07774 51 46 1 4
1058 He thinks we're serving lunch at one o'clock on the Lido Deck. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1059 They never put this scene in the movies. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1060 It was one of those having fun keel hauling accidents. He sued, and now he owns the ship. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1061 He's upset I didn't name my new coffee shop Ahab's. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1062 His raison d'etre has transferred to the cuddly white. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1063 He doesn't seem to hate a white cat. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1064 Aye, 'tis a great white cat, Moby Muffy. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1065 That's the one he calls Mother 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1066 Ishmael lost his mojo !! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1067 She no longer identifies as a Crazy Cat Lady. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1068 Wait until he finds out he has to stay on the poop deck. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1069 I hope there's not a mewtiny. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1070 I can't believe he changed his name from Peg Leg to Scratching Post. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1071 Kind of makes you wonder who domesticated who, doesn't it? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1072 Check out the lap pirate. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1073 He calls himself a purr-ate. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1074 I give up... I've thrown the captain's cat overboard 8 times now, and somehow it always finds a way back to his lap! 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1075 Something's fishy about Ahab... 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1076 You KNOW he's gonna fuck that cat. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1077 The cat also got his leg. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1078 Alternative facts. Great white cat just didn't have the same ring to it. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1079 Well, at least he captured the great white cat. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1080 The captain ordered all hands to their scratching posts. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1081 Captain says to call it "Ishkabibble". 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1082 He's here for a little Arrr & Arrr. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1083 He doesn't obsess about the whale now that he has his therapy kitty. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1084 I swear that if this guy gets us shipwrecked I am going to have to invent a whale of a story. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1085 And wait 'til you see where he let's her sharpen her claws. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1086 So he smote the sun, he got the cat, and now we can go home. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1087 He needs the chair until he gets his sea leg. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1088 A short story, maybe, but I'm not seeing a novel in "Moggie Dick". 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1089 Y'know Ishmael, if anybody but that cat had lost him that leg.... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1090 Ever since we got him that cat, things have been much calmer round here. He's completely forgotten that unfinished business with the whale. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1091 He's obsessing again. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1092 Ever since the whale thing 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1093 Cap'n needs a $%^#@ bigger cat or a $%^#@ smaller obsession! 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1094 I convinced him that a white cat in the hand is worth more than a white whale in the sea. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1095 Scuttlebutt is that cat was once our shipmate and the leg with the shoe is full of gold. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1096 Ever since we left Denmark, he's been all about hygge. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1097 The last captain only wanted his belly rubbed twice a day. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1098 That parrot was my best friend. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1099 Called him 'Fishmeal'!... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1100 He thinks this is a Carnival Cruise Ship. I don't have the heart to explain the pirate thing to him. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1101 The little bastard's eaten my last three parrots. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1102 So, whose idea was this retired pirates cruise? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1103 Should we tell him we're looking for Treasure Island, not Ellis Island? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1104 Kitty-cat's litter box is on the poop deck. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1105 Yeah he seems happier. But he's lost interest in the white whale entirely. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1106 He's going to need a bigger cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1107 I suppose its better than the white whale. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1108 I think it's the lithium. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1109 I haven't had good Chinese food since that cat came aboard. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1110 Whatever, more rum for us 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1111 Doncha know, it was that very cat's mother, the tigress, who took his left arm and leg. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1112 Turns out he's more of a cat guy than a whale guy. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1113 So now he's all "Call me Ishmeow." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1114 I didn't want the cat to like me anyway. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1115 He's been like this since his parrot flew off. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1116 I say we tie that scurvy cat to the yardarm. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1117 He's training it to stuff itself into a blowhole on the inhale. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1118 Yeah, he’s obsessed, but it could be worse. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1119 We welcome his pause for paws, the only time he stops talking. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1120 D'ye see him? Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels ... 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1121 Trust me, Muffin will have the Capn chasing white rats like a Skinnerist. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1122 He's losing his piratin' edge. I saw Mr. Whiskers using his leg as a scratching' post. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1123 He seems happier since he got the cat and gave up on that whale. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1124 No way he's getting soft. He's going to use it as bait. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1125 It's new corporate policy to be loving and caring towards animals! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1126 He calls her Fishmeal. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1127 Aargh, Blackbeard thinks this is a retirement cruise ship! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1128 At least there is a lot less damage to the furniture with the built in scratching post. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1129 Arg, I told him to bring up the cat o' nine tails. And he brought up fluffy. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1130 The parrot was too messy. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1131 Should we tell him it ate his parrot? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1132 So, when the pied piper ran out of mice, then what happened? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1133 It was the worst of times on a dark and stormy night when he named the cat Ishmael. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1134 First of all, that's not Abraham Lincoln and even if it was, he's not grabbing that pussy. He's petting it. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1135 Aye, an odd one he is...claims to have a new book idea called, 'The Cat in Me Hat'! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1136 He never got over losin' that whale 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1137 If they're gonna let the retired guys stay on board, they should at least make them dress like pirates. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1138 It was bad enough when he refused to dress like a pirate. Then he insisted on having a chair on deck but having tamed our best mouser just is wrong…… 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1139 Trust me. After my last captain, his obsession with the cat is refreshing. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1140 Looks like chef is contemplating something different for dinner tonight. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1141 This ship is for pirates not pussies! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1142 I've been here for 20 years and he just walks on board as furst mate. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1143 He just sits there, very pleased with himself, and says when he gets to the New World he's gonna be a mover and quaker ...... 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1144 That bastard grabbed my pussy. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1145 When was the last time you pet me like that? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1146 He’s getting the peg-leg fare. The cat’s a service animal. That’s all I know. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1147 Captain Ahab has toned down his obsession. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1148 He calls it Melville. Go Figure. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1149 With him, everything is either an allegory, a metaphor or an allusion. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1150 Are you SURE that's the real Calico Jack? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1151 His obsession with that thing will be his undoing. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1152 He said, "If Trump can do it, so can I!" And then he grabbed my pussy!! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1153 Over medicated. Again. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1154 To be fair, he had lost the fire before he got the cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1155 Aye, that guy's the only one without cat scratch fever. It's got everyone down below. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1156 Hasn't been the same since we got the white whale. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1157 I think we should tell Peg Leg what really happened to Polly . 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1158 Oh yes, he can do that. He's famous! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1159 Arrr, next thin' ye know he'll be wearin' a monocle. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1160 Avast, Cap'n finds a cat that says "parrrrr" an' now he be a changed man! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1161 I think Captain Ahab is the cat's meow! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1162 Watch your language, Matey! The Captain calls it his cat's scratching post, not his peg leg! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1163 We'll be mopping the deck all day and night. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1164 We're all going to look pretty silly when they write THIS book. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1165 I guess purr is the new arrr. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1166 The politically correct expression is 'passenger' and not 'prisoner' apparently. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1167 All I know is he was up all night shouting "Have you seen the white cat?". 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1168 A cat o' one tail? Might as well not flog him at all. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1169 It'd break his heart if he found out what happened to the parrot. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1170 Thus, he gave up the spear. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1171 He's not the same Ahab we knew and hated. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1172 The cat's cute, but I think I'll need something scarier for the novel. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1173 Cute little galley cat. I think I'll name you Bowlin. Bowlin Galley. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1174 Who let Steve Lincoln on the boat and why is he playing with dinner? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1175 ..so you do like the parrot with a dash of sea salt... 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1176 Oh, so I can't bring my dog, but Mr. Top Hat over there just gets to do whatever he wants? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1177 This must mean that Polly has been neutralized. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1178 Sure, he loves cats, but his obsession is whales. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1179 As long as he's holding the cat, PETA won't let us use the plank. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1180 Weird. His pet is called "Cat O'One Tail". 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1181 His favorite story is Puss in Boot 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1182 Captain! Let go of our exterminator! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1183 Ishmael, I see the Captain finally lowered his expectations. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1184 ...he has become such a mopey dick 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1185 Aye, he's a different sort of Captain at heart, too. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1186 I'll tell ye mate, that cat's rehab for Ahab. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1187 He's compensating for something. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1188 He's hooked. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1189 He lost his leg, but found his heart. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1190 Two monomaniacs. No wonder they get along. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1191 But who says things like "so conceived and so dedicated" to a kitty-cat? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1192 That whale has had a lasting effect on him. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1193 Sassy Pants better have more than nine lives after the Captain finds out he ate the parrot. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1194 Call him Ishmeow. Good one. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1195 He's her favorite because he's got that scratching post. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1196 That explains it. He's a cat person. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1197 I threw a few bottles overboard this week with my C.V. stuffed inside. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1198 Some pirate he turned out to be 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1199 Oh cattain, my cattain 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1200 I guess that "Access Hollywood" tape was right. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1201 It's a galley-cat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1202 He thinks he's too good for parrots. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1203 They call him Long Shawn Silver. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1204 Frankly, I'm relieved that he finds small white cats more appealing than great white whales. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1205 I sure as hell didn't sign up for half a year of him sitting in the sunshine with that damned cat, muttering 'Who's my great white whale?' 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1206 He's decided to start with a cat and work up to a whale. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1207 You know how the Cat 'O' Nine tails is one tail short? I think I've found a solution. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1208 Feeding that cat costs an arm and a leg 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1209 It's snowball who's really calling the shots now. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1210 Only First Class passengers get emotional support animals. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1211 Lucky we looted that scratching post. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1212 He says he is the cat's meow. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1213 And now we're the only ship with a vegan. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1214 I heard that he named the cat 'Peg' after his leg. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1215 They call it a comfort animal. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1216 We never thought he would find a replacement for the cat-o-nine-tails. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1217 He showed me an Emotional Support Animal letter, but I think it's a phony. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1218 Apparently Jim's health plan only covers wooden prosthetics, due to his history as a pirate. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1219 It was charming until he named it Chum. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1220 This isn't going to end well...it ate his parrot! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1221 The cat's OK but the guy creeps me out. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1222 You gotta be kitten me, I thought this was a cruise! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1223 Looks like the captain stopped eating his citrus fruit again! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1224 I thought he was a dog person. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1225 When he said he was having kittens, I thought he meant about the Union blockade. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1226 ... but his buddy does not have a ticket 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1227 He's now the Pirate of Prrrzanee. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1228 He's called it "Ishmael." 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1229 We have to let him keep it. It's a forever rescue cat. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1230 I"m tellin' ya. Up until that cat came aboard, me parrot was always on me shoulder. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1231 The only reason he became a pirate was to replace his leg with a scratch post. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1232 That used to be me. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1233 If I were you, I wouldn't tell him who ate the parrot. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1234 Maybe the cat that came with this ship we pirated is making all of our lives better. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1235 'E still 'asn't figured out that the beast ate 'is parrot 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1236 The family will ransom the cat but they don’t want him. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1237 That's not the kitty I was hoping for 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1238 You tell him.He's your father. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1239 I'm sure glad they started permitting emotional support animals aboard. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1240 It keeps Ahab calm between sightings of Moby Dick 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1241 Cat lovers make the best plunderers. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1242 I'm telling ye, the cat just likes him best for the scratching post. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1243 He looked like a cat person. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1244 He named his cat Peg! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1245 I fear the captain's lost a step. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1246 Why does he get the chair *and* the cat? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1247 Since we shoved off, he goes by Cap'n Blofeld. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1248 The cat's got 9 but he's on his last leg. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1249 Instead of the white whale, now he's talking about finding a good scratching post. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1250 Cat's got his tongue 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1251 He's relaxing with his cat after that long run of 'Treasure Island'. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1252 Ishmael? Cute name for a cat. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1253 Now he wants to be called Captain Kiddy. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1254 The mutiny is off until we figure out what to do about the cat's claws. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1255 Cat got his leg? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1256 You think this 'Fancy Feast Island' even exists? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1257 I'm sure glad we got him that cat! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1258 He says it's a service animal. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1259 He's got a bunch of them, but that's his white male. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1260 Aye, he says to me, but have you seen the Youtube's Funniest Cat Videos? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1261 There was a time on this ship when she'd be dinner. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1262 You keep an eye on him mate, if'n he gets eight more of'em he'll be impossible. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1263 He's been obsessed with that cat ever since it took his leg. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1264 I understand why he's here, but what's the deal with Lincoln? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1265 ...arrh, I can't find me parrot anywhere! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1266 at least this cat likes me 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1267 Who let the cat out of the bag? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1268 The new first mate is a catastrophe. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1269 I would have pegged him for a dog guy. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1270 Look at him acting as if his HB1 visa makes a difference. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1271 Grab 'em by the WHAT? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1272 I always pegged him as a dog person. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1273 If he says, 'Call me Ishmael' one more time.... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1274 And then he said, "White whale? Who cares about a white whale? I have a white kitty." 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1275 It's a cat-o-one tail 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1276 Who have thought a peg and a kitty could make Captain so vulnerabe 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1277 Never pegged him for a pussy grabber. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1278 Pet therapy really changed Ahab. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1279 He used to be obsessed with killing a great white whale. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1280 I'm not offering this as a criticism, merely an observation. But since he's adopted Fluffy, his interest in the whale seems diminished. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1281 But the cat is supposed to be scaring the prisoner! 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1282 I’m sure the Airbnb listing said no pets. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1283 He's cute, but why make him co-captain? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1284 He didn't know that piece of wood he found to replace his leg was the cat's scratching post. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1285 Someone's gotta tell the cap'n – no more phone interviews. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1286 The mice have tripled since he started petting the cat. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1287 YOU tell the Cap'n it's not a set of bag pipes! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1288 He's a stray and I'm talking about the guy. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1289 Plus he makes a great scratch post. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1290 Eight more and he'll have his whip. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1291 He hasn’t wanted to plunder since taking those anger management classes. 1.1667 0.08063 48 44 0 4
1292 We offer a romantic cruise for two and he brings a cat. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1293 Oh, that's what he meant by grab the wench by her pussy. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1294 He is obsessed with that white kitty. He needs to fix his attention on something else. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1295 It appears The Jolly Roger Comedy Club has rebooked the Lincoln impersonator. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1296 Did you know this whole time that's why he was called Captain Pussy? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1297 He's perfect for the role, but I still think 'evil geniuses of the Caribbean' is a silly premise for a film. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1298 Captain Ahab was a psychological wreck before he got the support cat. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1299 What a pussy. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1300 Do you think that's where the fish been going? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1301 He's been like this since we've hunted whales to extinction. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1302 No...YOU tell him Mobey Dick's off the starboard bow. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1303 He gets like this each time he takes the kids to Sea World. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1304 I didn't picture Blackbeard as a cat lover. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1305 Look, what the cat brought back! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1306 Dude's on the wrong boat, he should be on a cat-amaran. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1307 Human madness is oftentimes a cunning and most feline thing. But this time it's just really cute. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1308 So sad, nothing on his mind but 'blubber, blubber, blubber. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1309 Gift from a fella named Ishmael. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1310 One man's trash is another man's booty 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1311 The captain said to call it Ishmael. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1312 Polly wanted a cracker, but the cat wanted Polly. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1313 We deep-sixed the black one last night. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1314 Baby steps to reconciliation. First the cat, then the whale. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1315 He has quite a reputation on land 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1316 It takes his mind off the white whale 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1317 Were not allowed to ask if he really needs the peg leg. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1318 He only feeds it whitefish. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1319 I'm not sure how this diversity thing is supposed to work. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1320 Years ago he was a commanding figure -- had a parrot -- on his shoulder. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1321 Captain said he met her at his new book club. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1322 Finally a pet that won't give up my plans! 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1323 So that's what he meant by saying he's going to grab some pussy. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1324 You think we can grab that pussy and get away with it. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1325 He used to swear by the cat o' nine tails, but these days he's more comfortable with one. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1326 When I've had enough of him petting me, I'll use his leg as a scratching post. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1327 Don't be fooled by his cuteness. That cat ate my parrot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1328 He named him Garrrfield. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1329 Since the cat ate the parrot, they've been inseparable. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1330 If the captain let him bring his cat onboard, do you think I can bring my llama? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1331 I know, it's sweet. But then his allergies act up and he starts going on and on about that whale. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1332 As obsessions go, it could be worse. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1333 The IRS assigned an agent to our ship. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1334 I just think it's a bad idea considering the captain has a parrot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1335 Ya think that "Anger Management for Whalers" will become a literary classic? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1336 The only thing he will pillage is a nap. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1337 White whale...now a white cat...what next? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1338 Why does peg leg always get the scratching post? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1339 He can't make up his mind...is it Ahab or Hemingway ? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1340 Pegleg has mellowed a bit since the full moon. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1341 Do we throw 'em both off the plank? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1342 Aye, 'tis sickening. And worse, he still thinks the wretched parrot was washed overboard. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1343 I told you the fog comes on cat feet. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1344 ... and then he said, "I shall call you Kissymael", and he hasn't done a damn thing since. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1345 He calls it his pet what!?" OR "Some mysteries are better left...unsolved." OR "I thought that was the crew cat? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1346 Top Hat with, Top Cat to get, Top Rat. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1347 The cat has been known to predict peripheral artery disease. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1348 They say he only sweats the big things. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1349 Call me Garfield. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1350 To hell with your book, Ishmael. I'm glad he's happy with the cat we gave him and I'm glad we're going home. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1351 I remember when it was a cat o' nine tails. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1352 The captain really hates parrots. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1353 I think we've solved the mystery of our chair's missing leg. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1354 Reminds me of a play about a cat on a not thin oaf. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1355 It's 1859 and the U.S. immigration system is still out of control! They're all murderers or rapists or, worst of all, cat lovers like this guy! What we need is a big, beautiful sea wall off the east coast. And hey, we'll get Ireland to pay for it! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1356 Maybe now he'll calm down a little. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1357 Wish he would stroke me like that! 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1358 He has no idea Bond is on board already 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1359 He smiles cause it's scrimshaw. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1360 He calls his overweight cat the Great White Whale. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1361 Damn those emotional support animals! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1362 They call him Captain Scratching Post. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1363 I heard he is the grandson of Captain Ahab. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1364 Mom said I had to bring him 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1365 Now he only drinks Earl Grey. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1366 Aye, he grabbed the pussy. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1367 He dumped me for the furball. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1368 She is white, but "great" is a bit of an overstatement. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1369 I think we need to stage a meowtiny. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1370 That cat bit his leg once and you would think he would leave it alone. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1371 Well, call me Ishmew. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1372 He into wellness these days, and she’s his emotional support animal. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1373 Let's see how jolly Roger is when that kitty uses his leg for a scratching post. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1374 My Instagram is blowing up. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1375 They call it the Unicorn Frappuccino effect. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1376 The cat videos got more 'likes' than the whale videos. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1377 Aye matey, and while yourre at it bring me me cat plank as well. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1378 I had him pegged as a dog person. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1379 Pet therapy for motion sickness? Even I think that's a bit too much. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1380 I miss the good old days when he obsessed over Moby Dick. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1381 I hate that fucking cat 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1382 Argh...me parrot says its either the cat or me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1383 The last time he had a dog it took off his leg. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1384 The mast was getting really shredded. So, the cat had to find a new scratching post. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1385 No, not the cat. He said his name was "Bartleby. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1386 Don't feel sorry for his peg leg. he is next on the wait list for a pussy foot. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1387 He's obsessed with that damn cat. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1388 Argh! It was MY turn to pet the cat! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1389 I fear to think what might happen if he loses that cat. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1390 He is so terrible at being one of us that his nickname is "Honest!" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1391 Captain Ahab said "Time to fish or cut bait" and the cat fell in love with him. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1392 All right, I’ll say it: I feel neglected. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1393 Captain hasn't been the same since his vasectomy. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1394 I'll give you 2 to 1 on the rats. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1395 "The cat likes him because he has a scratching post". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1396 He's become obsessed with it, but I suppose it could be worse. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1397 If you ask me, there's no adventure in healthy obsessions. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1398 He's like, lost his edge. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1399 If walking the plank is what does in my 9th life then so be it. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1400 I think I picked the wrong week to try microdosing. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1401 He told me that a new world is just over the horizon, where a fearless leader will someday trump everyone. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1402 Good call on the cat, Ishmael. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1403 Rrrrr....dressing like Lincoln is one thing, but the cat is definitely going overboard! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1404 He's definitely gone bananas. He thinks that he can teach her to say 'Call me Ishmael'. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1405 Also, don't mention the strawberries. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1406 It's three taps for water, one tap for tuna. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1407 He nailed a gold doubloon to her scratching post, for the first man to find a litter box. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1408 Old Ahab thinks Moby Dick was reincarnated into that fluffy white cat. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1409 I am not questioning his manhood. All I am saying is he's been out to sea far too long. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1410 He decided life is better with a great white kitty. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1411 Call me Nauseous. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1412 Aye, it took his leg, got his tongue, and has stolen his heart. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1413 Got whale milk? 1.1395 0.07862 43 40 0 3
1414 The parrot flew away once too often 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1415 Well, then there's the scratching post... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1416 He never spends time with us anymore. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1417 Those Anger Management classes really are working. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1418 First he lost the whale, now he's lost his mind. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1419 He calls it, Marubi. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1420 Chum was why I lost mee leg, chum, but dooblin' my luck, I found you, mee great friend. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1421 We wouldn't be in this fix if the damn cat would eat tuna. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1422 I am petting the cat next. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1423 I’m sure it’s just a phase. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1424 I hear he calls this one Polly too. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1425 Ishmael. That's right. Cap'n says he just walked up to him one day and said, " Just call me Ishmael. Or Mindy." 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1426 He bought her on sail. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1427 Ever since she caught the mouse that nibbled off the captain's leg ... 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1428 The petting will continue until morale improves 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1429 He seems more a parrot guy than a cat guy. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1430 No, Herman, I get it--a novel about obsession. It's good, it's good, but . . . Maybe make the cat a whale? Just an idea. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1431 Ever since the breakdown,he justs sits there stroking the cat and muttering "Tabby Dick". 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1432 The last guy could mop the deck with his, but the split ends drove him crazy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1433 It's your turn to swab the litter box. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1434 When he said we were after the great white, I thought he meant whales. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1435 We should write a novel and call it Kitty Dick. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1436 Looks like he's become more than a scratching post. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1437 When should we tell him it's a catfish? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1438 Wait'll cap'n finds out whose cat ate his parrot. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1439 Eight times off the plank and there they are again. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1440 He's at it again, Howard. Completely unprofessional. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1441 He can't say what took his leg because the cat got his tongue. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1442 He's next in line for the cat o' nine tails 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1443 He says she loves him but I think she's just lookin' for a way to get out of the country illegally. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1444 Scuttlebutt's got Cap'n Schrodinger's mind gone adrift 'n the rats gotten into the hardtack. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1445 D'ye think we should remind him "that this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang"? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1446 Looks like Pip's got the night off. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1447 He calls that little white cat, 'Moby Dick', after that accursed whale. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1448 Well the good news is, your diagnosis is on fire. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1449 I don't trust 'cat' people! I'm a 'parrot' person myself! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1450 Captain Ahab's rehab seems to be working. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1451 ...I don't know but he pulled the head off the last one. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1452 He's been reading Trump again 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1453 This Moby knows how to bring out his mellow side. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1454 His therapist said "try a white cat instead of a white whale" 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1455 God save us if Little White One bites off his thumb. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1456 I'm concerned that captain Ahab is getting a little obsessed with that little white mouser. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1457 I'm telling you Melville, no one's ever gonna believe a story about a man obsessively searching the world for pussy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1458 I bet we spend the whole voyage chasing that damn cat! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1459 He settled for less. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1460 They became friends when the cat started using his peg leg as a scratching post. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1461 No, I don't know where the captain picked up that guy in the hat. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1462 And it sharpens its claws on his leg. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1463 He hasn't been the same since he joined facebook. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1464 I'm telling you, the cat's a snob. 1.1395 0.07862 43 40 0 3
1465 The Captain says we can make money transporting passengers. He calls it Ubarrrrrrr. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1466 He hasn't been the same since he gave up on the great white whale and turned his attention to the little white kitty. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1467 a 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1468 The rumor going around is someone didn't clean the new boss's litter box. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1469 Aaarrrggghhh! Ever since the cat ate his parrot, he's no good for anything. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1470 I don't think he was clear about what Trump meant. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1471 His last service animal was a whale, so this is better for us. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1472 Think this will work? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1473 Is this supposed to bring us good luck? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1474 Seamus the salty-dog at sea, ‘Simon’ the ship cat was loved by he. - Crewmen scoffed: ‘Unnatural affection!’, Seamus oblivious to any abjection; - Canoodled unruffled by gale, rat, or flea. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1475 Once he spots Moby it will be all over. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1476 Let's order some more tests. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1477 I hope Bob's retirement will be more fun than this. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1478 Arrr, no more rat stew Thursdays. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1479 Arrrrggg, fetch him some Purina. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1480 The only problem is it always sharpens its claws on the wrong leg. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1481 I knew it was a bad sign when he switched from watching "Whale Wars" to cute cat videos. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1482 If that whale story was true he wouldn't have a leg to stand on. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1483 First, Captain Hook gets a spatula and now this. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1484 He calls him Ismael 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1485 I kind of miss the pitter-patter of little mice feet. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1486 The parrot was better. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1487 Heh heh heh, 'Puss and Boot', that's funny. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1488 He calls it Moby Lick. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1489 I had a cat once, but it ran off with the parrot. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1490 Yar, thar be the Captain's therapy cat. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1491 A Salty Dog and his salty cat. You distract him. I'll heat up the cauldron. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1492 Looks like catloaf for lunch again... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1493 You'll refer to him as a guest, not a peg-legged cat burglar. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1494 I tell ya. I'm next. You see that cat licking it's whiskers and eyeing me? A sailor is missing and we're out of mice. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1495 There's a book in this. Needs work though. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1496 He says he wants to write a book about his white cat and call it Mopsy Dick. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1497 That's Captain Fondafelines. Don't rub his cat the wrong way or you'll be walkin' the plank. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1498 To get any respect, he'll need one with eight more tails. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1499 It were the scratchin' leg what won 'er over. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1500 For minor infractions, we be usin' the Cat O' One Tail 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1501 I'm beginning to think we might really be taking orders from that cat. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1502 I'd like to refer to them as Puss-n-Boot. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1503 So now the white whale stands for Dog? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1504 It's a white male. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1505 What does Cat man do? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1506 The Captain refuses to neuter the little creature for fear of its retribution, but methinks he be projecting. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1507 Why don't you ever call me "kitten"? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1508 Who the heck names their cat, 'Mobyla'? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1509 the whole pirate thing might be a tough sell if our captain is a crazy old cat lady. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1510 That's the guy, whose taking a nap, he stole the cat, that's on his lap, and we're the crew, who are in a stew, because we are in boat, that can hardly float. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1511 How come Pegleg Pete is the only one who gets a little pussy on this voyage? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1512 He's a cruel one, Starbuck. He named the cat 'Baitey'. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1513 Back in the day, 'mutiny' really meant something y'know? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1514 She needed a scratching post. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1515 They are both useless. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1516 The hat's a good look. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1517 Sure, the deck chairs aren't great...but the midnight buffet is FANTASTIC! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1518 I miss the old Captain Ahab - you know, the one before electroshock therapy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1519 Yeah, he has a proper peg leg, I agree...but I still don't see him fitting in. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1520 It's his therapist's cat and it works. The captain calls him Moby Lick. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1521 I hear that if you rub that cat three times he will lead you to a pot o’ gold. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1522 Huh, so that's what a sober Irishman looks like. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1523 He calls him "Ish-meow-el." 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1524 He calls it Kitmael. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1525 He just keeps repeating, 'Thar she purrs!' 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1526 Blimey, Gerald has turned our rat-catcher into a comfort kitty! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1527 Which play does he think he is here for ? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1528 He was promised tuna 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1529 I told you he would shut that parrot up. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1530 The hold is full of cat lovers like him banned from Facebook with nowhere else to go. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1531 Aye, it's all smooth sailin' until kitty uses it as a scratching post. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1532 You'd think he'd a learnt to stay away from them albinos. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1533 Apparently, purrrr is the new arrrrr. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1534 He be the cat whisperer, says he'll show me ow! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1535 Don’t worry kitty we will find fish for dinner. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1536 Never trust an oversized Leprechaun at sea that likes cats. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1537 Things just aren't the same since Kitty got a bellyful of Polly. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1538 We don't need to mutiny. He's already out of it! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1539 His flight was oversold. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1540 Dick drives him crazy. Pussy calms him down. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1541 Therapy cat, my eyyyyyye. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1542 Polly didn't fly away. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1543 Well, this is going to go south once Mr. Whiskers decides it's time to sharpen his claws. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1544 he gets that way every time someone walks the plank. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1545 Look at the talons on that one. She's just using him as a scratchin' post. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1546 The only thing we make walk the plank now are mice. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1547 Looks like your haemorrhoids are quite bad. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1548 Yeah, he's now hunting the Great White Rat. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1549 Captain had a parrot and the cat, but that didn't last... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1550 I heard-tell this here Cap'n was obsessed. But.....'Tabby Dick'? - Really? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1551 How did that cat get onto our barque?" "Not to worry -- our barque is worse than its bite. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1552 He wasn’t disrespecting you, Moby…he was referring to a great white whale. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1553 That darrrrrrrrn cat! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1554 Sure it's touching. But if the whale's big enough, the cat's bait. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1555 The sea dog starts petting a cat. You won't believe what happens next! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1556 Call her Snowball. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1557 If he lets that animal loose when we land in the New World, it will be a biological catastrophe. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1558 The cat is a good distraction. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1559 I pegged him as a dog person. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1560 I don't need a surrogate because I have you 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1561 He does have a strong attachment to Mr. Whiskers but, no, I wouldn't call it an obsession. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1562 Aye, watch out for the Captain's bait and switch. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1563 We can't make him walk the plank; he's got nine lives! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1564 And me here, allergic to cats! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1565 I meant kidnapper, Spike, not catnapper... 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1566 It just doesn't add up 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1567 So it was him that ate all the asparagus! 1.1395 0.07862 43 40 0 3
1568 Some say he completely forgot the great white whale after the shrink told him to get the cat... 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1569 He's waiting for his parrot to come out the other end. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1570 No, he's got himself confused. Today is 'Dress down day'. 'Bring your pet to work day' is next Friday. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1571 I hear that's what happens to you when you give up rum. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1572 After a pirate adventure, you will never be the same. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1573 Cap'in said som'thin' about emancipatin' the fleas. 1.1395 0.07862 43 40 0 3
1574 How many white rats left? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1575 Can he stay in your room for a while? He's paying for a cruise trip to Mexico. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1576 Call him Is-schlemiel! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1577 He named the cat Pussy Dick. I hope he forgets about Moby. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1578 I'll mop the deck, but I draw the line at litter box duty. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1579 They're back again. One down, eight to go. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1580 He likes comfort food. 1.1395 0.07862 43 40 0 3
1581 Methinks Captain Schrodinger is too fond of that cat. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1582 Prozac? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1583 Look there - Donald Stump has grabbed his pussy! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1584 You're right Mate, the Mayflower does enforce its 'NO PETS ALLOWED' policy. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1585 Declawed--but only one paw. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1586 Moby Dick's worst nightmare retires 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1587 So far, so good. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1588 No. You can't go when the rats leave. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1589 Aye, he calls 'em Ishmael.... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1590 Polly wanna cuddle? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1591 He's giving all of us a bad name 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1592 I can' t believe you spotted the great white cat. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1593 I guess it's true-- we're going to hunt Moby Bond. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1594 So much for your 'Avast, ye scurvy dogs!' line. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1595 Ahab isn't the same since his therapy sessions 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1596 Cap'n says to call it Ishmael. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1597 Aye, but he promises to feed it and take care of it. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
1598 He may look presidential, but even grabbing a pussy can't hide that peg leg of his. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1599 Aye, that's how 'e used to hold that 'ol white whale, and where did that get 'em? 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1600 Seems he finally learned to shift his concept of attainable felicity. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1601 He's dreaming up a four-hundred page children's book about that damn white cat. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1602 He had a parrot until the cat ate it. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1603 "You should see him without his emotional support animal. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1604 He had the cat declawed because of his leg. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1605 I guess the cat's out of the bag. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1606 If he was good he'd have died young. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1607 I was the object of her affection until Senor Scratching Post came aboard. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1608 Fishing for compliments is hard when you have two guys doing it for you. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1609 There’s no way he’ll win Pennsylvania. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1610 The ships doctor sent him for a CAT scan 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1611 Why can't we all have a kitty? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1612 There is no way it's a Siamese. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1613 He's the biggest leprechaun I've ever seen. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1614 Didn't he see the memo? One of the new guys is allergic. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1615 It's their first cruise. Give 'em a few years, she'll be at his throat. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1616 How much is that kitty in the window? The one with the waggly tail... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1617 I don't think he knows it ate that parrot. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1618 Huh, I had him pegged for a dog lover. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1619 captain trump is at it again 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1620 I new we were threw pirating when he said wipe your feet before you come aboard. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1621 I haven't had any fun since that therapy cat showed up. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1622 Look at that pussy over there ... I mean the cat! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1623 It started when he discovered YouTube... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1624 I hear he's allergic to parrots 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1625 He thinks that peg-leg of his allows him to do anything he wants during reenactments. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1626 ...best cat owner ever, he even has a built-in scratching post. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1627 I've got to get upgraded next time. They will let anyone travel coach these days. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1628 It's symbiosis. He likes the cat, the cat likes the scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1629 The madness has gone, aye, but as to Ishmael's promise of improved cardiovascular wellness, it does seem a mite fanciful. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1630 He says the cat keeps his timber from shivering.... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1631 He's decided to start small and build up to a whale. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1632 First it was whales. Now it's rats. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1633 Look what the cat dragged in. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1634 That's Dan. Says a pirate ship's better than America. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1635 It seems that both of them have seven lives left! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1636 After we have him walk the plank, that cat can get rid of our mice. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1637 I didn't want to be first mate anyway. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1638 His recruitment poster said, "Hunt the Great White." How were we to know he meant Mouse! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1639 He better watch his other leg with this one. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1640 I don't know how much longer we can distract him with a white cat. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1641 His leg makes a great scratching post. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1642 He says that for the rest of the trip we have to use a cat-o-eight tails. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1643 We were supposed to get a parrot. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1644 Your cat, Mr. Johnson! I thought he was a goner! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1645 My parrot now only purrs and meows. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1646 I liked Ahab better when he had that other obsession. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1647 Raid for Zyrtec at the next port? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1648 That’s his Happy Place. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1649 The peg leg got him the job; the cat almost lost it for him. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1650 At least his next obsession will be easier to find. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1651 Turns out he was more of a cat person. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1652 He settled for a white cat. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1653 Isn't that the captain's chair? 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1654 Nope, he hasn't mentioned the white whale even once since we gave him the cat. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1655 There's something a wee bit fishy going on between those two if you ask me. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1656 The more often he scratches her neck, the less she sharpens her claws on his leg. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1657 Aye, let the shark bite it clean off so Whiskers could have a scratching post. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1658 one day a giant white whale, the next a fleabitten tabby. what say ye, ishmael...is monomania not a fickle mistress? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1659 The new guy? Name's Blofeld. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1660 He's a lot nicer with this new obsession 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1661 I don't know, but he is a man with a cat. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1662 Well, after all, he does have a built-in scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1663 A whale didn't bite off Ahab's leg--the crazy fool had it made into a scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1664 He says he is a cartoonist with a caption block. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1665 His cat has only one tail 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1666 I'll take the cat. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1667 He said the passage was going to cost him an arm and a leg. I see he's only paid half. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1668 Why is he playing with his pocket pussy 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1669 The rodent problem was never fixed. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1670 It's been proven effective in treating O.C.D. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1671 I miss my labradoodle. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1672 He already ate the dog. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1673 You ate the parrot, didn't you? You do know I have a sharp hook... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1674 I tell ya, mate, those Emotional Support Animals are amazing! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1675 First let him satisfy his curiosity by 'walking back the cat', and then we'll make him walk the plank...... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1676 Why can't he just share his money, now that he is with us? 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1677 I suspected that Ishmael fella was a therapist 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1678 Well, so much for our double-rations of rum. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1679 Damn it Ishmael! Just tell him about the whales! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1680 Yep, that's Ahab. Since he got that kitty, he doesn't seem to chase whales. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1681 The rodent problem was never fixed. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1682 One word out of the cat and the parrot is back! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1683 That demon whale sure buckled his swash. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1684 The captain's therapy cat has been an absolute godsend! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1685 Air Force, obviously. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1686 They say he lost his leg and his mind grabbing at pussies. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1687 He's sure now,with a familiar he can find where the leprechaun sank the pot of gold. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1688 I hardly recognize him since he became a purrate. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1689 We've got to maroon him at the next rest stop. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1690 "He seems to love the new cat but why does he call her Bait"? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1691 Wait'll it scratches his leg. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1692 I hear he's working with a therapist. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1693 That cat really loves the Old Salt. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1694 Comfort Pets ...what a scam. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1695 He named it, surprise, Moby Kit. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1696 Melville got it wrong! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1697 That leg used to be a lot thicker. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1698 His leg doesn't smell so bad since he swapped the dog for a cat. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1699 So that's what he meant by grabbing pussy. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1700 But he KNOWS the captain has allergies... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1701 I think your heartburn's getting worse 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1702 Love is love is love. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1703 If that's what retirement looks like, forget it! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1704 It's symbiotic. She scratches his stump. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1705 There's no story in an obsession with a Great White cat, but . . . 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1706 The lepre-conned our Captain into thinking he and the cat bring good luck 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1707 No fair, he has his own scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1708 He didn't even know who Moby Dick was until Puddles came on board, 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1709 Nobody even notices his leg anymore. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1710 Rumor has it the Executive Health Insurance Plan also includes six weeks of 'rage reduction therapy' without any deductible. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1711 He thinks he's being presidential. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1712 I think we'd better keep this to ourselves. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1713 Let's throw the dumb cat overboard and tell him that white whale ate it. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1714 Umm, I never saw him as a cat person 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1715 Best whale bait there is. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1716 Just our luck, we raid a ship with an oversized, emotionally needy, one-legged lepricon. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1717 A therapy dolphin would have helped his career 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1718 A rare combination, great ship's physician and a mobile scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1719 She used to be my cat, but I couldn't compete with someone who has a scratching post for a leg. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1720 He scratches the cat's back and the cat scratches his leg. It just works. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1721 Cap'n says he now identifies as a gentleman. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1722 It's kind of ironic, wouldn't you say, that he's wail and blubber with the white whale but wussy with that white pussy. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1723 If only he would stop grabbing it 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1724 Well, that explains the hair covering Ahab's peg leg. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1725 If you ask me, he's got an albino fetish. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1726 He calls him Mobycat... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1727 I don't know, they both look good. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1728 Just when you think you're special he turns you into bait. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1729 Any luck finding Captain's parrot? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1730 I don't know what to think about that Schrodinger. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1731 He really is a "Dick" head! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1732 When Captain said "find the rat", do you think he meant figuratively or literally? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1733 We have to get past Abraham Lincoln first... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1734 Yesterday it was the white whale, today it's tuna! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1735 He keeps mumbling, "What's the best Tuna, Chicken of the sea" ! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1736 Aye, me boyo, he's holdin' pussy, but he's thinkin' Dick. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1737 Mr. Darwin says it is a form of mutualism. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1738 No, it's like Cap'n told ye. Mr. Parrot's on a nice island playing with lots o' other friendly parrots. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1739 Trust me, matey, it's better than havin' a Cap'n what's obsessed with a giant whale. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1740 Crew for me he says. Pussy on every port he says. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1741 He's obsessed with alliteratives. Maybe a 'captain's cat will pacify him. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1742 Still nothing. Let's give him a dog next and see if he finally moves. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1743 Ever since the parrot died he's been trying to get it to sit on his shoulder. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1744 He's one of them "fightin' Irish". Better leave him be. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1745 It's a therapy animal. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1746 Shiver me timbers, I tawt I taw a puddy tat. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1747 Carl didn't fit the pirating standard. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1748 Ay, that Seadog has a leg to stand on when it comes to rearing them felines. They're good luck you know. 'Cept when they're not. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1749 I miss the white whale.. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1750 I’m thinking the cap’n is a little OCD about white creatures. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1751 I've never known a man so obsessed with an animal. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1752 The Cat ate his parrot. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1753 He's been ever so much calmer since he had the hook replaced with the cat, but no one has seen the parrot since! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1754 His ex kept the booty and he got the cat. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1755 Captain Hook's pre-morbid symptoms of male spinster syndrome. It starts with just one. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1756 Leprechaun or pirate, he needs to commit. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1757 If only my parrot had nine lives. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1758 Does your stowaway policy mention animals? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1759 He really has the traits to be president some day. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1760 His name is Trump. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1761 Don't worry, you'll still have eight left. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1762 Four years crisscrossing the Pacific and he settles for a white cat. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1763 Capn' Lucky!....tell that to the parrot 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1764 Fine, let him keep it. I'm not going to be the one stuck taking care of it though... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1765 The guy smells like old money.. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1766 He's the cats favorite scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1767 I wouldn't wanna be around when Polly finds out. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1768 Call me Ishma..a..choo! Sorry, allergies. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1769 "I warned him he'd have trouble filling his days if he took the redundancy package ". 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1770 As a couple, they're deadwood. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1771 He's been that way since the folks from Greenpeace stopped by. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1772 The new cat loves the scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1773 Polly want another parrot? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1774 I hate it when the cook gets that look in his eye. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1775 When he takes up knitting, it's either mutiny or the M & A guys. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1776 I'll swab the deck, but don't be expectin' me to clean the first mate's litter box! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1777 Of course the cat favors him. He has a built-in scratching post. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1778 That's that unlucky bastard Nugent. Nasty case of cat scratch fever. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1779 This therapy cat works great. Joe does not wear his eye patch any more! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1780 They gave the captain a wooden leg, how come kitty wasn't given eight wooden tails? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1781 I'm pretty sure that's not Blackbeard. And that's definitely not a parrot. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1782 He just hasn't been himself since he got a companion animal. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1783 Is that the new management?", "Arrrr, he's not from around these parts! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1784 Your turn to remind him to change the kitty litter. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1785 Cat's called Ishmael. He talks to it like it's a person, always going on about some white whale we're supposedly chasing. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1786 It’s no accident he calls each one “Chum.” 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1787 If that's a parrot then I'm a ballerina! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1788 The cap'n seemed to lose interest when we installed GPS. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1789 The honeymoon will be over once it scratches him. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1790 The parrot, the eye-patch, the swashbuckling hat -- Marketing said it all had to go. But the captain drew the line at the wooden leg. He was too attached. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1791 He used to be a tuna boat captain. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1792 Someone should tell him that Peg Leg sounds more pirate-y than Cat Dad. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1793 He woke up grouchy, but now he's in a good mewd 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1794 Abe's right. This deck is way too neat for a pirate ship. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1795 He calls it his comfort animal. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1796 He said a parrot didn't go with his look. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1797 Ay Matey...He's taking a HAIR of the CAT that bit HIM. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1798 I know it makes for a better story, Ishmael, but that's not a whale. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1799 "Wouldn't have pegged you as a cat person, Captain" says you? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1800 Get a load of Captain 'Emo' 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1801 Only matter of time when he begins walking around here with that cat sitting on his shoulder... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1802 He's a changed man since the OCD meds 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1803 No human likes to be lonely 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1804 They let you do it when you're a star. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1805 If we really want his blessing NOW might be a good time to ask. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1806 Self-navigation has unmanned the captain. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1807 Says her name is Peg. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1808 We're gonna need a bigger cat. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1809 They say cats have 9 lives, let's test theory at sundown. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1810 I'm not fooled by his latest pivot. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1811 Before we sailed, I never understood what he meant when he said "I working on a pet theory." 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1812 He's thinking of using live bait. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1813 At the very least we should keep the cat so it can deal with the mouse problem. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1814 I like him. He took my trousers up an inch. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1815 I miss the mouse stew. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1816 It's a cat-o-one tail 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1817 Don't tell Herman. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1818 Some call the white cat Moby. And is he ever a dick. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1819 I'm allergic too, but it's his Therapy Cat... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1820 So my editor says, "Ishmael, use your imagination." 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1821 You can tell the tale of Moby Kitten, but I ain't. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1822 Wait 'til Cap'n Rusty Scuffer finds out Fluffy ate our treasure map. Then, we'll see who'll be eatin' tender vittles by moonlight. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1823 That cat! It's crazy about whale bone. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1824 It's not fair! We should all get some cuddle time with kitty! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1825 Matey just worships his new fur baby - and the cat gets a great scratching post. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1826 Aye, matey... and have ye not heard of Maggy Dick, the Great White Cat? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1827 Another wife successfully lost at sea. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1828 So, Herman, how does great white cat fit into your story? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1829 She's Peg the Fifth 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1830 The cat? The whale? No wonder there's no diversity on this crew. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1831 That cat killed the mice and the roaches, what are we going to race now? 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1832 He needs another ball of yarrrrrrn 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1833 Kitty, the secret is just between us. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1834 He says he just isn't a "parrot guy". 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1835 I'm glad he got over the whale. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1836 Arghhh....she's only with him for his scratching post. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1837 It's only the white ones he keeps fixin' on, mate 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1838 Call me Snowflake 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1839 Seems like a contented guy. Is he always that affectionate with animals? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1840 It's the only thing that keeps his mind off the whale. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1841 He calls it "the great white kitty." 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1842 Cute kitty, but we're running low on jerky. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1843 He hasn't put that cat down since he set foot on the ship. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1844 I'm sorry Bill, you're a hot mess. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1845 Times are changing on us, is a metro-pirate still a pirate? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1846 Ahab says if you are a celebrity, you can grab any pussy you want. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1847 See, nothing makes you forget missing legs and Great White Whale-hunting - like a Happy Birthday kitten from the crew... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1848 I have an idea for the man and cat overboard drill. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1849 He thinks he can scare us with that cat-o-one tail. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1850 He just walked up and grabbed my pussy! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1851 It's a hard life out here, but she'll always have a scratching post with him. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1852 Worse yet. He's signed a tell-all book deal to benefit Greenpeace. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1853 He's got upurrrr management written all over him. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1854 I'm more of a dog person 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1855 I hear that the cat is going to be the bait 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1856 I told you guys the captain gets to eat the cat first. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1857 He calls this one Ishmael. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1858 They must have focus-grouped the ending. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1859 Honestly, I don't know which one he is more obsessed with. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1860 At best he's a minor character. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1861 Softer side my ass; it's whale bait. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1862 He's never been the same since the Sea Shepherd incident. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1863 Anything I say would be considered dirty. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1864 She's only after him for his scratching post. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1865 He's the entertainment?! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1866 He got to bring a cat? All I got to bring was syphilis. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1867 It's our decoy. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1868 I'll try it, but I don't think much of 'scurvy cat' as an insult. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1869 I'm tell 'ya, there just ain't somethin' right about that new captain. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1870 He catches the mice for her 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1871 Who let Schrödinger on the boat? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1872 I thought after the mutiny they would've made me captain, not the cat 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1873 Any other pest-control suggestions? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1874 He keeps telling it about his leg, so the rats are running free. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1875 He is promising her a very big -- huge -- fish for dinner. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1876 The new wave of immeowgrants. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1877 He's allergic to whales. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1878 They have been a couple ever since she scratched his peg. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1879 Great! His meds are finally working. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
1880 Five will get you ten that as soon as he puts it down, it will go back to using his peg leg as a scratching post. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1881 Shiver me timbers that purr is loud. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1882 I thought it was degrading for Ahab but then I realized what they did to poor Starbuck's legacy. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1883 Best served as meatballs. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1884 I hear he named the cat Peggy after his leg. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
1885 She only loves him for his scratching post. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1886 All in all, I preferred the albatross. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1887 Let's remember to count his fingers later. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
1888 When he changed focus from the white whale to the white pussy, the film studio immediately lost interest. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
1889 Great white tail. Cap'n's accent's a buggah. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1890 You reckon cats can swim? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1891 It's weird--he just keeps stroking the cat and muttering about its 'great, white tail.' 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1892 Does the cat look familiar to you? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1893 This "Pirates and Pilgrims" cruise is totally boring. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1894 Aye,matey.It's his latest obsession.His great white cat. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
1895 Honest Abe's kind of a strange name for a pirate if you ask me, but the cat seems to like him! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1896 Captain Ahab finally got the Great White Cat. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1897 Cats think the Ahab walks around on a scratching post. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1898 Ahabitual is what he be now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1899 What can I say.... but it's Pirates of the Caribbean, Part V. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1900 YOU tell him it's not a catfish. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1901 I think he's gone soft on mammals. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1902 He can have it on board. It's a service cat. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1903 That's one lucky cat...constant petting and a scratching post all-in-one. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1904 Just keep him on his meds, we'll be fine. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
1905 I told him to bring the cat o" nine tails. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1906 Looks like we'll need smaller harpoons. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1907 Aye, since he's rescued that cat...he's forgotten all about that whale thing 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
1908 Now I know how Peggy the cat got her name 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
1909 Aye, but the larger, darker, deeper part remains unhinted. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1910 SAVE THE WHALES: The moment when Ahab became an environmentalist 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
1911 Once a pirate, always a pirate. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1912 I don't mind the cat, but I hate the litter box. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1913 We've had a major rat problem so the Captain thought this dude might solve it. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1914 Lucky for us, he transferred his obsession to the Great White Mouse. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1915 My travel agent specifically told absolutely "No Pets 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1916 Ah, the pussy always works. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1917 He just picked up the white cat, sat down and said that give me an idea for a novel. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1918 Beware - 'tis the Small White Cat 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1919 He completely mellowed after he exchanged a caw for a purr. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1920 This explains your heartburn 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1921 well, he used to tend bar in Portland. but he realized that if he was ever going to write his novel he'd need something to write about. so, here he is. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1922 He be kitten us. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1923 How can I say it so even you'll understand? He protects that cat, that eats the mice, that would eat the food, that feeds the crew, including you. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1924 He doesn't have any idea how the parrot disappeared. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1925 His leg doubles as a scratching post. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1926 I can't believe the captain gave up his pirate outfit and parrot all for a pussy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1927 I'm not sure if he's right for the job... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1928 First she took over the poop deck, and then, Captain Fluffy turned the old seadog's peg leg into a scratch post. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1929 Captain and I have different ideas about retirement 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1930 He's held that cat all eight times he's walked the plank. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1931 He may look innocent, but don't mess with Johnny one-leg! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1932 Ain't no gettin' rid o' these strays...long as Captain's got a scratchin' post for a leg. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1933 So far, it hasn't exactly lived up to its 'epic saga of a one-legged fanatic' billing. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1934 Well, will you look at those two ... Guess we know what happened to the Captain's parrot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1935 You can't deny it, what he lacks in legs he makes up in style. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1936 Just wait till he finds out he ate the parrot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1937 It's the only thing that stops his blubbering rage.... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1938 He's having trouble keeping parrots. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1939 This is not a Trump joke titled "Moby Pussy." 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1940 He feeds it 'Ishmeal'. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1941 Won't Dr Schrodinger be surprised that both of them are still alive! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1942 First a Parrot on the shoulder. Now a cat. I suppose next it will be a dog at his foot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1943 Anything white. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1944 He thinks he's coming to term with the reincarnation of Moby Dick. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1945 Whale smells a lot like tuna. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1946 Aye mate, it's just Ahab it of the captain's 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1947 He's implying it because our mutiny failed. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1948 I guess if Trump can have any pussy he wants, so can he. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1949 I still think Meowby Dick is an odd name for a cat. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1950 I prefer the Cat-O-Nine-Tails. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1951 He's a whale of a cat lover! 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1952 I guess it's because his leg is also a scratching post. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1953 I could just watch cats all day. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1954 Have you told him about the Captain's no pets rule. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1955 Cap'n swore that sabbatical wouldn't change him. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1956 Ever since he got the white kitty he's lost interest in the white whale. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1957 Just wait til that cat needs a scratching post! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1958 Nothing has been the same since he started reading. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1959 He just doesn't seem to get it. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1960 Don't worry kitty, I would let you be their next meal. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1961 They're drawn by their mutual distrust of water. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1962 This doesn't bode well for getting his whale. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1963 Since his parrot disappeared, the Captain and the cat are inseperable..arrrghh! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1964 Aye! Let's go with the 'cat overboard' plan. Meet in the galley at twilight for a roast. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1965 He is seeking an inner peace. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1966 That's five scratching post legs I've had to carve this trip 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1967 If you distract him, I'll grab his pussy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1968 I'm starting to think the captain's gone soft. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1969 What incentive can we give a cat to get on another ship? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1970 It's the peg leg. He says you can grab them anywhere. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1971 Does this mean we can go home early ? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1972 Why would his cat cause every rat to abandon the ship? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1973 Aye, chased him 'round the house, 'round the neighbor's mailbox and 'round Perdition's flames 'afore he caught him 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1974 I just told him the cat had shred a white veil to pieces 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1975 He's been this way ever since he started getting mail from AARP. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1976 With a skill like that, he could be president some day. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1977 He's an aristocat! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1978 Sure, they seem to be in love, but I still think it's an abnormal relationship. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1979 He's never gonna get that cat in his carry on bag. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1980 It's as close as he can get to his parrot. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1981 All the Captain and the Catpain ever do is sit around on that five legged chair. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1982 No longer hunting the Great White since he found the Little White. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1983 His 'world domination' routine is getting stale. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1984 I still cannot believe he made it first mate. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1985 It is Captain Ahab in disguise with an emotional support cat. I'd know his peg leg anywhere. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1986 We're on course for his pot of gold. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1987 I hear he cut off his own leg just for a scratchin' post. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1988 Where did he get that hat? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1989 The cat has really taken to him ever since he installed that scratching post. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1990 Who's going to tell George the cat is dead? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1991 He always struck me as more of a dog person. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1992 I'm surprised he still likes that thing after it used his leg as a scratching post. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1993 Call me Mr.Whiskers. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1994 As long as he has the cat, no walking the plank! 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
1995 Arrr, ya think it will taste like chicken? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1996 More like "fore score and nine lives ago." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1997 The new hiring policy is hurting our reputation. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
1998 Poor cap'n; still hears Polly's voice every time the cat purrs 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
1999 I told you not to let him watch Finding Dory 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2000 It's pussy before piracy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2001 He has a thing about white animals 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2002 He insists on calling him Abraham! 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2003 It's the latest hostility sublimation therapy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2004 Well, so much for your scratching post idea. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2005 The cat needed a new scratching post and old peg leg didn't seem to mind. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2006 Just remember, the cat is Toby, not Moby! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2007 He tried retiring to Florida, but piracy is all he knows. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2008 ...but the cat took his heart. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2009 I prefer that one to the one with nine tails. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2010 Our captain is a strange one, isn't he, Melville? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2011 Pirating just ain't what it used to be. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2012 Since when did cruises become a better haul than plunderin'? 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2013 We're gonna need a bigger cat. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2014 When he said that he wanted to get on the pirate ship with a little pussy I thought that he meant something completely different. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2015 Little do they know that I'm going to steal their treasure. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2016 The captain isn't edgy anymore. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2017 Well, at least he caught the Great White Rat. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2018 Maybe they'd leave us alone if we flew the skull and crossbones instead of the Confederate flag. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2019 It's the new policy from Human Resources 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2020 Supposedly he lost it to a cannonball, but I think he had it cut off to install the scratching post. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2021 They say he's obsessed. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2022 He thinks he's Donald Trump. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2023 He likes the cat, the cat likes him, and we are on a boat. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2024 His therapy cat has really gotten him out of the mood of pillaging. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2025 Sure looks like Ahab !! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2026 Claws or no claws, he's the saltiest one on this ship. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2027 Who is that Kerouac guy he keeps quoting? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2028 I'm not saying they're not adorable! Im just saying I was thinking there was looting and booty to be had up here when you said 'The man holding the kitty is on the poop deck.' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2029 Boy! this new captain looks like this voyage is going to be great for us crew members. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2030 He's still completely unaware that his cat ate his parrot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2031 He was bumped from the the 'Mayflower'. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2032 When voting for our captain, I guess we should have went by the way he was dressed as opposed to how many legs he has. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2033 Sure, the boss is more empathetic, but I'm the one swabbing the poop deck. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2034 She scratches his leg, he scratches hers. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2035 Man, that Sarah McLachlan song really got to him 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2036 I think that guy has lost it. He keeps talking about flowers in May. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2037 If not for the damned scratching post, Fluffy would have nothing to do with him. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2038 He belongs to the cat. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2039 Ahoy vey, matey. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2040 I'm telling you: Ahab didn't have a cat! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2041 They have a lot in common. The cat likes fish as food and the man's soon going overboard and will be fish food. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2042 Another one of history's might-have-beens ! 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2043 Treasure is in the aye of the beholder. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2044 It's his first LARP. That's not even a real peg leg, it's a scratching post. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2045 They brought the mail. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2046 The captain said to grab him by the pussy... 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2047 Okay fine. It's cute. But I'll never forgive that thing for what it did to my Polly. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2048 I think he's lost his mojo. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2049 It just seems like there was a more obvious name than Moby Feline. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2050 I don't care if the cat isn't a licenced therapy pet, the old man is different without him. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2051 I liked it better when he just had the Queen balls. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2052 He's acting like such a dick about that cat... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2053 The cat doesn't mind his wooden leg ... it was love at first scratch. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2054 Blackbeard at Rest 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2055 The whale is next. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2056 He's fancy for a pirate. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2057 Ten doubloons says he loses the hand by the end of the week. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2058 Scurvy??! He better worry about Cat Scratch Fever! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2059 He got old and soft -- won't steal anything but intellectual property. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2060 Ah! We should have yelled 'Mutiny' when he got the cat. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2061 Ahr...the 'Phurr of the Ancient Mariner' 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2062 I thought he ordered a parrot. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2063 Of course the cat likes him the best he thinks it's a scratching post. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2064 I like cats too, but I'm not obsessed by them. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2065 And he said he was allergic... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2066 Thar she meows! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2067 He has the idea that the right kind of white cat can catch a white whale. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2068 He's convinced that Sperm Whales have a taste for cats. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2069 He pulled it out of the hat 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2070 "Call him Ishmael," he says. So much for my book. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2071 Where does our ole Captain think he is-on a love boat cruise? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2072 Bidding one last farewell to the bait of that shark he desperately wants to take home. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2073 Captain Pussy over there prefers cats to tats. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2074 Arrr if you think it's so easy why don't it be YOU who grabs him by the pussy. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2075 And I hear they have a huge litter box called Rockaway Beach. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2076 Well, he's a kind of white supremacist, really. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2077 Who'd have guessed? Cat-lubber. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2078 He's changed since catching The Great White Cat. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2079 I never get to sit on his lap... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2080 He must be deaf as he doesn't know meow from caw caw 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2081 Whale? What whale!?" says he, "Strike a course for the Canary Islands! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2082 argh! I wish he didn't purgh so loudly 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2083 Aye, he finally found the great white cat. Can we go home now? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2084 She just likes him for the scratch post. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2085 I wish he showed us the same compassion. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2086 Who do we choose to walk the plank, the Abraham Lincoln look alike or that obnoxiously cute cat? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2087 Ever since Schrodinger come aboard, he don't even talk about the whale. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2088 That's what he said. "Water for my horses, whiskey for my men, pussy for me." 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2089 He's promising her a really big fish 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2090 His last cat took his leg. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2091 It's all cute and fun until he makes you walk the plank for not cleaning the litter box. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2092 "A little pussy takes his mind off whales. ' 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2093 Damned cat turned him into a pussy. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2094 We can't let Ishmael find out about this. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2095 Those PETA people don't mess around. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2096 He keeps promisin' her the gizzards of a pertickular varmint he's allus goin' on about. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2097 Captain Ahab he ain’t. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2098 We's tried to corner it last night. The little rascal's got scabbards, I tell ye! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2099 He's dreaming of the day Princess Precious Puss rips Moby a new one. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2100 He's just not the same since he caught up with Moby Kitt. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2101 I thought the thing with the parrot was weird and now this. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2102 Ugh, Vegans. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2103 Ever since the pussy, not a word about Dick. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2104 He says it keeps the rats away. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2105 They just let Ahab out of rehab. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2106 He spends a ton on peg legs. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2107 He calls it a pussyhat. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2108 When did he change his obsession from a great white whale to a soft white kitty? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2109 Yeah, ever since it used his leg as a scratching-post. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2110 Ahab has not been himself since Captain Bligh got Moby Dick. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2111 If we ate Captain's parrot, we'd walk the plank. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2112 Have you seen anything of a white mouse? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2113 Why is the Captain carrying around that cat? Remember how attached he was to his parrot Salty? And he said it was the only thing on this ship that he trusted? And that nothing will come between him and salty? Yea so! Well the cat ate the parrot! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2114 hey bro 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2115 "They're waiting for Charlie the tuna". 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2116 I wonder... what would the cat man do? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2117 He doesn't hate all white mammals. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2118 Ol' Pegleg can dish out the scratching and he can take it, too. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2119 Cap'n Ahab says his cat likes really big fish. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2120 I wish we had a cat, the U.S. loves cats, now we'll never get in 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2121 It seems he's more interested in the pussy than captaining this ship. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2122 I heard he's fucking the cat. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2123 I'd like to see whether that cat can swim! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2124 Has he contributed to the voyage kitty yet? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2125 Crazy cat matey... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2126 I forget…do we call him a “cat lover” or a “cat lubber”? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2127 O.K. kitty. You killed all the rats on deck, now go get those dogs. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2128 Captain says its Queequeg's turn t' swab th' litter box. Ye tell 'im! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2129 Is he up to something, again? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2130 So many feels. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2131 They sure don't write storybooks like they used to. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2132 The steel balls lost favor. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2133 I'm tired of him rubbing his pussy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2134 Ishmael, I'm telling you the Captain's cracking up. He says the cat keeps his mind off that big white whale that's been following us around. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2135 We call him Captain A because of what he uses for whale bait. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2136 He's really not handling his retirement very well 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2137 Wouldn't be countin' on booty, Rudy 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2138 Cap'n says call it compromise 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2139 Well, he'd love me too if I had a built in scratching post. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2140 Yea, a democrat for sure. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2141 He still talks like a pirate. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2142 Consequence, pain or reward; what's he going through over there?! 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2143 We say 'Aye Vey!' on this here Long John Silverman's ship. And he don't stand for no chatty parrots. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2144 Haven't heard as much about that white whale recently. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2145 Nothing smells fishy anymore. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2146 I don't like that he calls her Matey. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2147 How many more of his limbs to we have to eat before we can go after the cat? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2148 It IS Schroedinger's cat! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2149 So wait, the cat's name is Ishmael? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2150 He swears he can teach it to talk. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2151 Me thinks the captain has taken one of those serotonin reuptake inhibitors. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2152 He prefers a cat now because his dog always tried to fetch his leg. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2153 I'm so appalled I even miss the rats. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2154 Finally, a new obsession. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2155 I told you we shouldn't have let him watch 'From Russia with Love!' 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2156 Not only that he let's her use his leg as a scratching post. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2157 Aye, but it's nae love , matey. Cap'n is but a glorified scratchin post he'll find soon enough. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2158 She got the dog. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2159 That cat will take your leg off when he's angry. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2160 Just wait -- we're gonna regret serving under this pussy-grabber 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2161 He's never been the same since the white whale." 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2162 He is obsessed with catching a mouse. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2163 She is his lucky charm. But he is magically delicious. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2164 Fake beard or not, no way she gets the Captain Hook role without having shown her pussy. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2165 A scratch post & a lap. Lucky cat. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2166 Let's go find me pot o'gold! Let's go find me pot o'gold!" If that rainbow don't show up today, I say "Let's throw his ass overboard! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2167 I miss the parrot, but not the stain down his back. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2168 Shall we go for a catwalk? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2169 Old Moby Dick'd shed a tear if he could see Ahab during quiet time. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2170 Who let the cat out of the bag? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2171 Well, if I had a scratch post for a leg Mittens would like me, too! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2172 The cat gives him comfort and he gives the cat a scratching post! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2173 He thought when we sail the ocean blue we would have a beauty of a saucer for his cat 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2174 You wouldn't believe the alternative facts I've heard about Rev. Silver. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2175 Hey look! It's the Statue of Liberty. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2176 'The captain's mood sure has improved since we brought aboard Mew-by Dick!' 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2177 Is that the RAT exterminater ??? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2178 What about our needs? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2179 Yep we are deporting another Pilgrim who came into the Colonies without a green card and was taking jobs away from Native Americans. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2180 Word has it we have to pay him a pension, too. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2181 He's turned all squishy since the cat showed up. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2182 So now he prefers meowing to whaling!! 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2183 He calls it "Catship" then laughs. I don't get it. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2184 What do you say we make Honest Abe walk the plank and we put the cat back in the bag? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2185 Apparently men inpower can just grab 'em. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2186 A kinder, gentler pirate? Now there's an oxymoron. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2187 Rumor is he faked his own death. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2188 It must have been the mushrooms in his stew. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2189 I miss life before Mr. Snuggles. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2190 It's not about the whale. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2191 I'm drawing a real plank with this one. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2192 The old man has begun talking about soft power. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2193 Aaargh! On this ship, anything goes. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2194 I mean it is the only Pussy on board 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2195 Pet first, then keelhaul him! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2196 Should we call him Abe now? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2197 How much more Xanax did you say we had? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2198 why don’t you pet me like that?? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2199 It's done wonders for his grooming. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2200 Now that he's trimmed his beard, he goes by 'Mr. Teach.' 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
2201 Thar be one whale of a cat. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2202 Sure, the cat prefers him. His leg's a scratching post. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2203 He wouldn't throw it back. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2204 Aye, but she'll be shark bait when she whittles away the leg. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2205 Prrrrrrr, Matey!!! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2206 You know, I'm actually starting to miss that damned parrot. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2207 That cat's as relaxed as a one-legged man on a pirate ship. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2208 We never should have found the great white man! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2209 he's a mouseketeer privateer with a brogue purr 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2210 I say let him stay. The captain's been cross what with being the only scratching post on this ship. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2211 Finally no rats, but you hate fish. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2212 Am I doing what Trump said he could? 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
2213 I was there when she dragged him in. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2214 I think he's got this thing about a large albino mouse too? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2215 Well, if you were hobbling around on one leg you'd need a therapy pet too. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2216 Ever seen a cat-o-one tail? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2217 She only loves him for his wooden leg! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2218 Call me, Ishmael, if his obsession with white animals gets worse. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2219 He looks harmless. He just keeps saying " ho ho hum and a bottle of rum". 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2220 This may be a good time to tell him about the termites. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2221 It's called a cat o' nine tails minus eight. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2222 It isn't a peg leg, it's a scratching post. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2223 Captain grabs everyone's cat, mate. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2224 Don't worrie were in good hands with trump care. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2225 Ok, the cat therapy makes the Capitan FEEL better - but it doesn't catch a Great White Whale! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2226 I think old peg leg has gone soft on us. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2227 Wouldn't be countin' on booty, Rudy 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2228 It just wants a scratching post. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2229 Whale off, therapy cat on. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2230 People can really change on these long voyages. Fred used to be a dog person. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2231 What happened to the parrot? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2232 I don't see how an emotional support cat is going to help him with his larger problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2233 The cat's name is Margaret, never call it by it's nickname. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2234 Turns out he was ready to retire. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2235 Aye matey! There'll be no more blather about "pieces of eight" now, will there? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2236 He's downsizing. His pet tiger bit off his leg. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2237 I hope she likes whale. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2238 "He used to be a helluva tap dancer before he became a cat-person"! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2239 He never says a word... the cat has his tounge. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2240 Wuh? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2241 Great recommendation on Peg-Leg Lincoln and Mrs. Gigglesworth... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2242 Trouble here, mate. We're out of milk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2243 The pussy will do that to ya. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2244 The Cat ate his parrot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2245 I'm done feeling sorry for him, he's had his share of the kitty. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2246 It's OK, I checked; he brought a letter along for an emotional support animal 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2247 If that's Long John Silver I'll eat his hat. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2248 I don't know about you, but the dreaded pirate Blackbeard and Mr. Whiskers doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2249 I wouldn't do it, Matey. You'll never get into politics if you keep grabbing their pussies. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2250 We're out of water. Whats the cat gonna do for us? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2251 I guess he's attending Pirates Anonymous now. The cat's his transitional object. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2252 I knew things would change under the new CEO. But rebranding into a tuna boat? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2253 It's touching to see how he has learned to forgive. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2254 I think our captain now has different priorities 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2255 If he names it Ishmael, I'm outta here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2256 We better tell him the pile of rope is not a litter box 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2257 Instead of giving Polly a cracker, he gave Polly to the cat. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2258 Why Do Villains Always Have Cats? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2259 Aye, the Great White Cat beckons..... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2260 She uses his wooden leg as a scratching post. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2261 'That cat better not scratch out his eye.' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2262 Well, he does catch a lot of bilge rats. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2263 I asked him and he said fuck the whale, I got me a kitty cat. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2264 His morning mewsing. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2265 A habit? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2266 He thinks he is Abe Lincoln with Tabby 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2267 I tell you ever since we got that cat for Captain Ahab for his birthday there has been no mention of the White Whale. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2268 As a couple, they're useless. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2269 Dad's mellowed since the amputation. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2270 Your the only cat I sea. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2271 The cat found a new scratching post. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2272 It's like we're in the wrong box of cereal. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2273 Since he discovered pussy, the Captain's stopped obcessing over Moby Dick. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2274 Not a confidence builder. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2275 Always blubbering over that cat. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2276 He's a scratching pole that scratches back. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2277 That be Davy Jones' Puss 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2278 He calls it the white whale. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2279 He sure held out a lot longer than we did. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2280 He thinks that cat will keep him warm. Wait'll we sail into the Arctic sea. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2281 Did you tell him we have a dress code; and don't allow pets in the mess? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2282 That used to be me, purring on his lap. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2283 I guess he misses his other pussy 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2284 Ever since he's had the hand transplant, he's changed! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2285 The antidepressants have done wonders for the Captain. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2286 Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2287 So it's polydactyl, it's still weird 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2288 I've got a bad feeling about this. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2289 Are you sure Michael's Moore's vision for a Civil War reenactment is going to work? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2290 Not sure if Ahab there got the idea from 'The Godfather' or Dr. Evil. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2291 I'm going to keel haul the captain's Secret Santa. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2292 He used to touch me like that. "Let's have a cat together," he says. "It will make us even closer." I carried that scratchy cat embryo in my abdominal cavity for months and this is the thanks I get. Feel goddamn invisible sometimes. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2293 Peg doesn't know Planky likes to scent the wood. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2294 Big deal. It'll just wait till he's dead, and eat him then. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2295 His therapist recommended lap rehabilitation. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2296 It's a "I scratch your back and you scratch my leg arrangement." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2297 when's the last time he gave us that much attention 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2298 The cat only likes him because his leg is a scratching post. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2299 The Dutchman put catnip on his wooden leg and now she's his true love. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2300 I hear the rats are filing a protest. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2301 This confirms it: I've never been a cat person. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2302 Aye, keeps the pirates away - fearful as they be for their parrots. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2303 It came when he called it Ishmael. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2304 He's transitioning to a new stereotype. That's his emotional-support cat. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2305 Or, the cat. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2306 Do you suppose the cat really ate his parrot? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2307 He heard the cat go "mee-aargh" and it was all over. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2308 According to the Captain, it's a Lowell cat. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2309 Pray this bloke doesn't face rough seas. It's one thing to stroke your favorite pussy. It's another to deal with all those hair balls.... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2310 Guess they're from SEA BnB. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2311 No, YOU tell him whales aren't actually fish! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2312 If you find his cat obsession creepy, wait until he starts going on about the whale. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2313 The cat loves him. His peg is a moving scratching post. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2314 A cat and a man with a scratching post for a leg. What could go wrong? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2315 Dr. Evil of the Caribbean 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2316 How am I supposed to know where we store the miniature harpoons? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2317 Starbuck has really calmed down the Skipper. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2318 We call him Dr. No Leg. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2319 Apparently he's been this way since he let the cat out of the bag. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2320 She just caught 'The White Rat' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2321 He became obsessed with her after she lopped off his left pinkie 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2322 The PETA stowaway convinced him the whole whale thing was whack. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2323 The cat chose the one with the built-in scratching post. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2324 Yo ho ho! And a saucer of milk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2325 Call me Dismayed. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2326 We can't let him know she ate the parrot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2327 Refugees, or terrorists? Hard to say. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2328 Peg-leg Lincoln is fine, but that cat is starting to give me the heebie-jeebies. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2329 Blimey, its a Limey. Let's look for his pot 'o gold. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2330 Lack toes intolerant! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2331 That cat really bit him years ago and he hasn't forgotten it. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2332 He claims to be a populist, but all I see is pandering to special interests. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2333 I miss the good old days of yo ho ho and a bottle of rum 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2334 Aye, he just grabbed me pussy and said, "I'm da Captain now. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2335 As usual Mr. Phelps, your lab results will self destruct in five seconds. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2336 He says the ambiance is OK, but he misses the shuffleboard. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2337 He definitely got pussy in town 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2338 That cat might make a nice dinner. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2339 There'll be hairballs in the blowholes tonight. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2340 I mean, what kind of self-respecting Pirate has a cat? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2341 No, that is Ernst Blofield in mufti- obviously he's not Goldfinger! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2342 He is looking for a purrfect union. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2343 I preferred it when he was feisty. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2344 Wasn't he on about a great white whale? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2345 His thinks he's Dr. Seuss. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2346 Who knew he was a cat person? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2347 No, I have no idea why he named her Margaret. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2348 If only we had known earlier . . . 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2349 We're hoping he begins to like white animals. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2350 Call me Annoyed. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2351 Ahab forgives the cat for eating his parrot, but I slip up ONCE with the harpoon… 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2352 Thanks to his animal-assisted therapy, our Captain has decided to change the name of the ship to 'The Muffin' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2353 A peg legged cat person. Just our luck. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2354 That monster's allergic to cats, so he's safe for now. Only took his leg last time. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2355 How'd that nerd wind up with the only pussy on the boat? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2356 Not only does thats wooden stump serve as a leg, it's also a mobile scratching post for his cat. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2357 My plan is working. I will finally be able to get rid of this hanky-hat. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2358 Me? I thought he was with you. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2359 Don't worry Honey, you will be having a nice big fish for dinner..... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2360 His last pet was a white whale and how did that go? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2361 Just call it Moby for the time being. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2362 Do you think he realizes Mittens isn't the only one who likes a belly rub around here? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2363 Can I borrow just one more life? Lets make it for an arm this time. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2364 The captain may be tough, but never once take your eye off that cat... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2365 My Mr. Meowsers thinks he's people. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2366 He settled for two out of three, white and great. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2367 I like the cheap seats. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2368 That's great, but he doesn't have to clean up the hairballs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2369 the cat's not real, he just takes it with him so he won't get lonely 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2370 If we don't make Abe walk the plank soon, the rats will eat all our food. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2371 Polly and Mrs. Whiskers are now one and the same. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2372 He keeps asking about tonight's floor show. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2373 There's a big difference between "feline touch" and "female touch." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2374 God, how I wish he would just stick to cats. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2375 He's forgotten about Moby since he got that white cat. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2376 Sure, it's all hugs and purrs now. Wait 'til he finds out his beloved parrot is 'missing.' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2377 First it was scurvy, now it's cat scratch fever. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2378 The white whale was too elusive. He settled on white cat. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2379 So much for his short-term memory. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2380 Says his name is Seuss and he is some kind of a doctor. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2381 He says I scratched the deck, but you know I only use microfiber on that finish. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2382 When he gets through with Moby Cat, watch out. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2383 Captain says diversity will make us stronger. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2384 A fat cat petting a fat cat. I hate white collar pirates. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2385 ....and then you string the rope through those portholes, to use like a garrote! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2386 I call it a 'cute-iny'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2387 Cap'n needs yar'n. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2388 "Abe brought lunch". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2389 I don't know who he is, but he says his name is Bill O'Reilly? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2390 You very well know that I love cats, but having them aboard doesn't necessarily help the whole scary pirate thing. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2391 Shark got the leg... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2392 I think the cat at the parrot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2393 He named it Moby Purr. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2394 He says he's trying to find himself ever since the peg leg. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2395 For some reason, he calls her Kellyanne. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2396 I'd rather walk the plank. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2397 Pray it doesn't scratch him. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2398 It's great duty if you like cats and hate the hokey pokey. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2399 Now I won't need that tiny little harpoon to hunt the great White Mouse. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2400 This is not what I signed up for. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2401 Beats the dang parrot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2402 ' Thar she purrs ' is Ahab's new motto. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2403 That's Old Peg Leg's brother, Scratching Post. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2404 Remember when he used to let us lick his hand? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2405 Wooden leg or scratching post? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2406 "'Well he's got the peg leg, but I've never known a cat person yo be a good pirate". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2407 He's got this thing for white. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2408 I have misunderstood him all these years. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2409 Since the leg incident, I thought there's no more naked lap time. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2410 We're hoping Kitty Dick gets his mind off that whale. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2411 Either he's overdressed or we're underdressed 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2412 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO CAT STEW TO NIGHT! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2413 According to him it's a "Service Animal." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2414 They say she has a good nose for rats AND whiskey. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2415 Ishmael thinks it may coax him to chase tuna instead. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2416 The end of the rainbow ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2417 He marked up the mast and is demanding to be called Calico Corsair. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2418 Pfft...She's only using him for his scratching post. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2419 I thought the Captain was joking when he said "call me President Lincoln", but now that the parrot is gone... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2420 I have no idea where Cats' Cove is. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2421 His cat's getting tired of tuna! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2422 He's the new scratching post for the ship's cat. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2423 Have you noticed the captain has been acting a bit strange lately? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2424 At least it buries its treasures. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2425 It will be dark soon. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2426 Mhhmm this cat is my only friend on this boat. I don't need the others 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2427 Rats desert the ship and Cap'n thanks the cat. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2428 The cat ate his albatross. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2429 His mother always thought he should be a small animal vet. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2430 The whale got Ahab's leg, but the cat got the whale's tongue. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2431 I think it's Billy Bush. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2432 Fuck that cat and the peg-legged leprechaun it road in on. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2433 Rumor has it they're on this ship to escape political purrrsecution. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2434 I'm not going to tell him he sprayed on the new carpet "runner". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2435 Does the pirate trans-Atlantic cruise every year. Made his money inventing potato flakes. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2436 He decided it was time to downsize. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2437 I'm trying to keep him calm. Once he sees our cargo, he's gonna flip. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2438 'Thank God,his obsession is now with the cat,not with you know who!" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2439 Management thought that having a cat on board would make us seem more enterprise... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2440 Oh sure, it's all well and good for him, but I don't like my leg being used as a scratching post. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2441 The doctor's hopin' that Ahab's new white therapy cat will keep him calm on this voyage. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2442 And his stump comes in handy as a cat scratcher. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2443 Glad he likes scratching cats instead of swinging them 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2444 White whale? White cat? You can still call me Ishmael. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2445 When Polly left him, I think he realized he needed to confront his past. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2446 Nothin sadder than a peg-legged cat person. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2447 Don't even think of disturbing him during cat lap time. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2448 I guess he's found a new passion in life. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
2449 Frank just came aboard... Pet therapy I tell ya 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
2450 We normally use Hertz Rent-a-Cat, but Mavis tries harder. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2451 He is the cleanest pirate on the open seas. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2452 Man, at this rate, there won't be any parrots on board. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2453 He's just messing with that ASPCA interviewer. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2454 He claims there's an executive order that says he get half the booty but doesn't have to do any pillaging and plundering himself. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2455 That cat has its own scratching post. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2456 Uh-oh. That's eight. One more and he'll have his cat o' nine tails! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2457 Looks like he finally found his white tail. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2458 I knew that cat would be distracting… We are way off course! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2459 Since we had them both spayed, they've lost all interest in chasing down critters. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2460 I really question the hat. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2461 Pip gave it to him. He was missing his pipe. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2462 He heard there might be pirats on his ship. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2463 The cat walks the plank. He ate the parrot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2464 He put his foot down once too often. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2465 He was a great Pirate in his day 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2466 That cat has had us chasing after bigger and bigger fish. Where will it end? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2467 I used to be his favorite. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2468 I'm out of here if he gets a pink flag next. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2469 He thought the parrot was too nice. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2470 Ay, dress for the job ye want, not the job ye have. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2471 Pet lover, nothing! That's his lunch. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2472 Captain Ahab calls it 'Moby Cat' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2473 He's totally lost it. That cat could take off his other leg in a New York minute. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2474 After so many years of hard living and fighting, it's wonderful to see that Roger has exercised his disability, 401K, and company pension--life is smooth sailing for him now. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2475 So it's 2 syllables and is something to do with my tonsils 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2476 What's a pilgrim? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2477 Who knew that Blackbeard was such a cat person? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2478 He seems too mellow to have ever been one of us. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2479 He hates dogs. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2480 Dump him overboard. He can't seem to get the Arr in Arrrgh..... 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2481 The orange cat, not so much. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2482 Hates white whales - loves white cats. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2483 Exactly who told him that the cat was a whale spotter? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2484 It's worse than we thought, his hashtag #sassycatsofthesea is trending. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2485 They say he's gone soft ever since he started that fast food chain. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2486 Captain or not I want my cat time! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2487 Emotional support animals are so yesterday. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2488 I know, it's rigged... They always win at musical chairs! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2489 It looks like it's his lucky day! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2490 Even after she took his leg, he still loves that cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2491 Sure, he lost a leg. But no self-respecting pirate cuddles a cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2492 That's not a Kraken. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2493 That's what happens when pirates go gluten-free vegetarian. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2494 Well THAT escalated quickly... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2495 Aye matey, tell the cap"n he is on board and take the catnip away. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2496 I'll distract him while you grab him by the pussy 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2497 When he came out of his mid-life crisis, he self-identified as a pirate leprechaun veterinarian. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2498 I know, that parrot had a 'fowl' mouth 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2499 Two can play at the walking scratch-post game. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2500 We're looking at our retirement plan. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2501 I say toss him overboard and keep the cat! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2502 well at least the cat will be productive. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2503 That explains the little presents in my sand sample's. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2504 lucky the rats have left; he says he wants to free the ship's cat from slavery. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2505 I refuse to call it 'Mr. Cuddles.' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2506 That cat has the audacity to act all cute even after what it did to my parrot! Polly want no cracker no more! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2507 By golly that is Abe Lincoln. I guess his cat isn't the only one with nine lives. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2508 Wonder why he took blubber off the menu 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2509 Don't worry, you still have a ninth life.... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2510 He thinks Moby Dick was re-incarnated> 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2511 If there's any more snuggling, Mr. Whiskers will be walking the plank. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2512 His cat really likes fish! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2513 At least he won't be using the one with nine tails on you! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2514 I told him this wasn't the A train. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2515 Between you and me... 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2516 Behind the bow, a pinch of catnip, a scratching post, and thou at my lap purring on the briny. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2517 now who's leaving this sinking ship ? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2518 The captain's epaulets are much cleaner since Mister Mittens came aboard. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2519 Our lame duck captain, with a cat as an advisor 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2520 Rumor is he's the Captains brother in law. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2521 Arr. Shiver me timbers; me've been catfished again! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2522 I don't have anything to say that is politically correct. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2523 Dr. No? More like Dr. Aye. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2524 They both needed something to scratch. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2525 I don't want to be the one to tell him the Nostalgia Cruise sailed last week. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2526 It's fine now! Just wait until she stats using his leg as a scratching post! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2527 He went from looking for whales to looking for pussy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2528 Rats! I prefer quinine! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2529 The cat thinks he smells like 'Fishmeal'. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2530 Someone's got a new obsession. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2531 Start small, I say'd. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2532 I never expected a happy ending. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2533 He's all about whiskers these days. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2534 Har! Ahab was obsessed in finding the white cat! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2535 Skipper's on the prowl again. This time it's Moby Mouse. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2536 I am not sure Pirate Uber will be very successful. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2537 Maybe you better tell the caption Mr.Lincoln's cat just ate his pet parrot. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2538 Not my president! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2539 Aye, there's a new first mate on board. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2540 Arrr, that cat would be lovin' me if I had a built in scratchin' post. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2541 Aye matey, cook’s looking high and mighty today. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2542 He poops on the deck and still gets treated better than us. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2543 Who's that peg-legged man with the captain? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2544 He knows my love language is touch. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2545 What he really wants is 50 tons of cat food! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2546 I like cats! They taste like chicken. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2547 I thought he was totally legless when he came aboard. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2548 I once saw him and that cat share a fish "Lady and the Tramp" style. It was disgusting. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2549 You tell him. We may need his cat since meals are not served on this 'cruise'. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2550 Ahab? Nah, he's A wuss. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2551 He knows where our booty is. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2552 Well, you're married to the sea. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2553 Don't fret, my kitty. They just told me the travel ban doesn't apply to pets. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2554 No mistake, matey, the cursed White Rodent, him that gnawed the pegleg, has felt the mouser's claw! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2555 Now it's all about the white kitty. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2556 As long as you tie the knots right, they let you wear anything you like. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2557 The cat likes him 'cause he smells like tuna. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2558 A show to placate animal rightists. What is their problem with whaling? For the first time in history, the industry has made America great! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2559 Man, I wish I could get some pussy. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2560 Not only that, he posts cat videos! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2561 You'd think he's on a whale spotting tour. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2562 Yeah, I know: Abe Lincoln holding a cat. I'm layin' off the rum. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2563 ' He pretends he's on the Q E 2' 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2564 'THE CAPTAIN SPENDS MORE TIME WITH HIS CAT THAN WITH US." 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2565 He's going to make you an offer you can't refuse. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2566 Yeah, well guess who has to change the box! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2567 How long do you think that cat will distract him from the termite outbreak onboard? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2568 He never liked that parrot anyway. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2569 I'm getting worried. It's like he's totally obsessed with that thing. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2570 The letter said it's his emotional support cat 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2571 I hated him more when he was chasing after that damn whale. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2572 There's just no panache, if you will, to 'The Great White Kitty'. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2573 The booty was the pussy? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2574 Nice to see a man enjoying his First Class status. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2575 Ahab seems to be better now. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2576 Does he think he's auditioning for Blackbeard, Lincoln or Dr. Evil? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2577 Well I guess you'll have to do since you ate my bird. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2578 Plunder's out. Petsitting is the new gold. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2579 Some think its Trump Derangement Syndrome, but I think he's terminally nuts. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2580 Captain Blofeld, well he is our number one. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2581 I don't think the whale will be satisfied with a cat. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2582 Mick hasn't been acting normal ever since he got that cat... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2583 ''That's the closet he has gotten in 40 years'' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2584 The purring gives him a break from the inscrutable power of evil. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2585 If he wants to make that cat useful, he should put some cream on that tacky beard and let the cat lick it off. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2586 We're not dockin' till he tells me what happened to my parrot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2587 look what the cat caught on the poop deck. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2588 Looks like they both been nippin'. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2589 That cat's way too cool for me. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2590 How long will the cat keep him subdued? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2591 IF HE GOES BELOW, WE LOSE POWER. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2592 I really feel for him, but I just get so uncomfortable around peg legs. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2593 I would complain but I don't really have a leg to stand on 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2594 All this for a cat video? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2595 We don't know who he is. He was justn sitting there when we commandeered the ship. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2596 Alright, where's the pussy? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2597 It gets really lonely on these cruises. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2598 The beast sharpens the claws by rubbing the flesh off his leg, and he loves the animal? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2599 Captain is longer driven mad by his Moby. See that pussycat? He asked for its consent before grabbing it, and now they're both having a whale of a time." "Doesn't help with the scurvy, though. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2600 She's only using him for his scratching post. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2601 So what are you gonna name your new hull design? I dunno. What do you think of "Catandaman"? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2602 He promised to transform my parrot. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2603 The cat's Moby, Dick is his dog. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2604 Aye. The doc said a few minutes a day with the cat would help the Cap'n take his mind off the other thing. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2605 Just wait until the cat finds its scratching post. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2606 Mr. Whiskers only loves him more because of the scratching post. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2607 Won the trip and the cat on some game show. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2608 He reminds me of that guy from 'Fiddler on the Hoof.' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2609 That's O'Reilly. He's the black sheep in a family of pussy-grabbers. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2610 The captain loves Whiskers. Whiskers loved Polly...but in a different way. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2611 Once he tires of that kitty, he'll fixate on some other poor creature. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2612 I thought getting him a pet would make him a more relatable leader. Instead, the cat is now First Mate and dog parks have lost all funding. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2613 He named it Mr. Meow. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2614 Ever since the mutiny he's been chasing the white cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2615 Captain says he wants to come back as a cat when he dies, I think he's already come back as a jackass. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2616 Says he wants to turn us into a nonprofit. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2617 His cat is a good ratter. Grab it when he walks the plank. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2618 He doesn't know it's a rat. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2619 When he said, "She really scratches my post", it just got uncomfortable. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2620 He doesn’t look like any Super-Villain I’ve ever seen. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2621 They can be so cliquey. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2622 A parrot? Victim of import controls. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2623 He thinks he's fooled us by calling it Polly. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2624 Captain promised us Calico Jack - not a calico named Jack. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2625 He's a lot more easygoing since he got that service cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2626 I bet you the new guy is stealing all the treassure. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2627 I heard he picked her up at Starbuck's. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2628 Ahab seems a lot more contented since he found Moby Pussy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2629 He eats pussy. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2630 He is avoiding the cat walk 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2631 Cats taste better than parrots. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2632 He says that he's waiting for a Mr. Godot who should be along any minute now. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2633 Aye, but if he keeps up all that belly-rubbin' in public, it's gonna ruin our sea cred. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2634 I said "catapult" you cretin. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2635 He keeps mumbling over and over, 'port left, starboard right'. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2636 I think it is the start of a mewtiny! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2637 Ever since he got that Moby Cat he's a changed person. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2638 But how'll we know we're sinking? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2639 He's not saying "Bring me a bright nail".. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2640 The union negotiated him down to a cat o'one tail. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2641 That's odd... I had him pegged for a dog person. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2642 He's go the easy job yes, but I'm not willing to get two peg legs to replace him. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2643 His disability benefits ran out once we rounded the Cape. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2644 Did you hear our Cap'n is an un'dock'umented pirate? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2645 Cursed magic! I said 'I'll send you to home' not 'incendio tome'. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2646 He seems less driven now that he's adopted what he calls his great white cat. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2647 I could stand him naming her about anything...but Captain Kiddy just isn't right. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2648 I never heard of a therapy cat either, but it seems to work. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2649 That be Long John Silverman and his precious Katz. No chatty Parrot for he. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2650 I sat mate, he's one step away from the Cuckoo's nest! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2651 Even the first mate doesn't have as close a relationship with the Captain as Bos'n Snowball. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2652 Maybe I better change my shirt. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2653 ya ask me, he went overboard to give that cat a scratching post. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2654 I'll admit, it's kinda fishy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2655 He keeps repeating "somebody stole the strawberries", I dunno. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2656 He mumbled something about booking a singles cruise....... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2657 "The Great White Kitten" just doesn't carry the same weight with me. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2658 He hasn't been the same since he saw "The Godfather." 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2659 She can't do one of those lives twice, can she? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2660 I think his travel agent really screwed up. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2661 Shiver me timbers! I never heard of a "service cat" Yarrgh! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2662 'Purina isn't good enough,' he says. 'She only eats white meat,' he says. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2663 Yeah, WE'RE supposed to call him "Ahab," but his friends call him "Ahab, the Cat Lady." 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2664 I told you he has a feminine side. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2665 It took ten years of therapy, anger management classes and hard work. But today Capt. Blackbeard is a happy and well-adjusted man. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2666 One of us has to tell Ahab that we found the cat’s owner. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2667 But why a white whale? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2668 His obsession with Moby Dick ended when Moby Pussy came aboard. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2669 No, no. Starbuck is the first mate. Creame Latte is the cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2670 mioum mioae mae 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2671 I dunno, since that Greenpeace woman left er cat on board he ain't said word one bout no cursed Leviathan, nor any other creature above decks nor below! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2672 Human madness is oftentimes a cunning and most feline thing. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2673 Wear a neck beard, walk the plank I say. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2674 Now maybe he'll forget about that whale! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2675 That ain't how to 'give him a taste of the cat'.' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2676 he quit the pirate business and got a cat named peg. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2677 He says his parachute set him down in that chair...whadya think? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2678 He's expecting a dead cat bounce. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2679 I think these 'therapy pet' qualifications are getting a little out of hand. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2680 His dad got the great white whale, all he’s got is an old white cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2681 He prefers the cat-o'-one tail..... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2682 No more pillaging and plundering, he says, until one of ye find a reliable cat sitter. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2683 Better than having babies on deck. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2684 I don't think this is going to end well. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2685 What about the cat? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2686 You tell him the cat's on the roof, not me! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2687 That cat 'n hat lubber calls himself Zeus. Says he 'n some Grinch be pillagin' Christmas! Not this scurvy pirate. Me dear ol' mum be strikin' me down to Davey Jones if me be holdin' that booty. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2688 Well there goes the dog watch! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2689 Just suck up to the cap'n, and you'll be fine. He's really a pussy cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2690 I don't trust him. He says he's for equal pay, but I heard the cat gets extra portions for dinner. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2691 Yesterday, "Peg's Puss" ate "Peg's Parrot". 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2692 I see the cat's monomaniacal obsession with dogs not as innate but as consequence of his environment. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2693 It's hard to know whether we're going down with that cat on board 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2694 He calls himself Pete. But I know him as trouble. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2695 I never though I'd see an old seadog keep such company. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2696 Beware. He gets pussy today. We get cat-o'-nine-tails tomorrow. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2697 Intially it was all about the scratching post but then a true friendship blossomed! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2698 Just roll your rrrrrrrs and ye'll be in good with the captain. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2699 He seems to be at sea on a catamaran to me. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2700 He grabbed the pussy on shore leave,following the Trump lead,you going to tell him or me shall l ? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2701 Who let Behemoth and Azazello on board? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2702 He said he needed a safe space to tend to his pussy. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2703 Just look at him--after what they did to the goldfish. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2704 Guess Ole John Silver's parrot had one too many squawks ! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2705 Laddie, it's been a whale since I've seen him this way. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2706 Who rescued who? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2707 Your just burning up the charts !!! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2708 He keeps muttering that he blames all his troubles on Obamacare! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2709 It took years of therapy to get him to cat. Then it's bunny, marshmallow, and grain of rice. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2710 We have four pirates who need to get to Kentucky so re-accommodate this guy 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2711 The leg is real. It's the cat that's fake. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2712 Argh. How small must that cat be? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2713 I ate at the Captain’s table last night. The Kibbles we tasty but the Bits were dry. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2714 Vox wrote an explainer about this. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2715 Pusssy Cat won't be so lovey dovey when the Captain throws her overboard. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2716 She only likes him because his peg leg is also a scratch post. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2717 Don't be fooled. He's no pussy! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2718 He's rehearsing the Cat Cheeseburger Address. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2719 I tried warning poor Polly to ease up on its unrelenting cracker demands. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2720 Hast thou seen the great white cat? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2721 A pet definitely humanizes a President. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2722 Well mate, I'd sat that this is that cats ninith life. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2723 You know how he is obsessed with finding the mouse who ate his foot? Looks like he is enlisting an ally...... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2724 I wish you'd thought of this back in port. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2725 Mind your shoes. They won't invent kitty litter for another hundred years. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2726 He keeps asking to go to someplace called Miami Beach. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2727 Argghhh, "we sent him out for booty and he came back with pussy!" 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2728 Calls him Mr. Ishmael. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2729 Good thing Queequeg's building that litter box. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2730 He thinks he can get the cat to give up one of his nine lives. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2731 He keeps telling the cat, there'll be plenty fish when he lands the big white one. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2732 Forget the white whale he's got the white cat 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2733 He's pretty dumb. He thinks the cat took his leg. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2734 The minute those claws scratch my new teak wood they're both going over. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2735 I just don't like the way the litter box smells. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2736 You have to understand. She only likes the white ones. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2737 Ahab plays with cat or does the cat play with Ahab? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2738 It's a therapy cat 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2739 The captain seems content with his mopy cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2740 A retired whaling captain, I hear. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2741 His name is Samuel. I hear he was bumped off his United flight to Boston and this was the only alternative. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2742 Which 'whiskers' should we whisk into the water? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2743 You want to tell him that Ishmael named the cat 'Moby Dick'? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2744 One of these days she'll take his other leg. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2745 He was sick and tired of his nagging parrot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2746 Rest assured mate, that's the only pussy stroking you'll see this voyage. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2747 when your Captain you can grab whatever you want. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2748 Lucky bastard. He won the kitty in last night's poker game. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2749 The pet was expensive. It cost him an arm and a leg. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2750 Before he lost the leg, we did team building at indoor go karts. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2751 Guys in top hats love it when you grab their pussy 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2752 And here I was excited to get the plank out. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2753 He is a bit lonely, so don't tell him it is because he comes with a scratching post 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2754 He thinks he is Donald Stump ... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2755 He missed the Mayflower. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2756 My God, he's attempting snatch our little pussy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2757 See what you get when you trade your leg for a cat? Happy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2758 Pretty come on say it Polly wants a cracker! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2759 In exchange the cat will scratch any phantom itch the Capt'n has in his pegleg. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2760 One man's White Whale is another man's kitten. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2761 I didn't think cats had leaders? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2762 Oh, I know you are hungry, but can you pilot a ship? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2763 His therapist wants the small yellow cat to replace the great white whale. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2764 When they said there was gonna be pussy on this boat, I didn't think this is what they meant. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2765 That's why they call him "Long John Silver Tabby" 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2766 On the sea again. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2767 Do sardiners make as much as whalers? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2768 The carpenter claims to be a pacifist and is refusing to build our plank. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2769 Thanks for the ride to Plymouth guys. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2770 If he gets any more affectionate, we won't have a plot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2771 Better call security. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2772 He's been like that ever since the documentary. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2773 billy budd has really worked wonders on claggart in this dimension 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2774 At the very least he should be reimbursing us for our new parrots 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2775 Is there a trap for that? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2776 Hey, that's our cat. Let's try to get the Captain interested some other animal. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2777 I started getting worried when he replaced his leg with a scratching post 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2778 Signed on for two years, but he's bloody useless. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2779 I could've sworn the cat said something about a white whale 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2780 He's just taking his catnap. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2781 His obsession for that white cat is beginning to bother me. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2782 The cat is a Libyan immigrant . The gentleman is the baby sitter . 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2783 Do you think we should tell him that that's not Moby Dick? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2784 The cat told him "pilot training" but he heard "pirate training"... 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2785 Ay, it be the scratching post that little Kitty loves. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2786 Look, I’m just saying that whenever you shout ‘Thar she purrs!’ it reminds him of that whole whale thing, and freaks him out a little bit, okay? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2787 I'm worried, he calls that cat, captain Flint. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2788 That what’s got into him? aaaarrrrgggghhhh, he is a shell of his former self. I mean, I recognize him for his peg leg but he's done a 180 with a cat on his lap zen like. Now, what do we do? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2789 Pirate 1:"It would make a great dinner" Pirate 2:"but then what will we do with the cat" 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2790 You can't just make everybody walk the plank. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2791 All those years chasing booty, and now HE's happy he's got pussy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2792 Ahab has moved on from the Great American novel to Schrodenger's cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2793 HMS Purr-more. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2794 This is an exciting cruise, but not many people to enjoy it with. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2795 History's first bearded cat lady 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2796 Savvy? The bosun's combing the cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2797 Is that Cat Man Do? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2798 This takes scratching post to a new level. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2799 He's been a love since I put catnip in his ale. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2800 It doesn't look like an albatross 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2801 Ahab became obsessed with the cat that had a big white tail. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2802 If he doesn't start cleaning up after it we'll have to send him to the poop deck. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2803 They don't call him Captain Scratchin' Post for nothing. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2804 When Ahab said he was after a great white "whale", he never meant it to be taken literally. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2805 Idiot! You shanghaied a SNUGGLER! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2806 Methinks he's lost that je-ne-sais-quoi. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2807 Not a legit emotional support animal, if you ask me... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2808 Did he get board approval for that cat? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2809 It's confirmed...you are a hunk of burning love. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2810 Aye, the bilge rats are hiding somewhere! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2811 And he has this strange habit of scratching his leg. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2812 I heard they eat cats. I hear things. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2813 Watch this, 'Pieces of Ate' detests being stroked. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2814 "That's one whale of a white cat tale". 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2815 Big fish my ass! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2816 He's not been thinking right since he got cat scratch fever and also lost his leg. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2817 He gets along fine with small mammals. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2818 Aye mate , once we get Wi Fi we may be able to pet the cat. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2819 Nine lives? The bird's not coming back any time soon. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2820 The cat is always loved until the treasure comes. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2821 Cap'n says 'e won't hurt a flea—like that's good? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2822 Who ever heard of a scallymeow? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2823 Did you see her whip that whale!!!!!!! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2824 Now we need a litter box on the poop deck. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2825 That's our new pro bono union rep. She's negotiating grog rations with O'Reilley. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2826 If I had a scratching post for a leg, they'd be climbing all over me, too. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2827 So much for the entree... . 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2828 I hope it scratches his eye out. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2829 All things white are drawn to him. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2830 Mom's gonna hear about this pussy. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2831 You tell him we are out of cat litter. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2832 He says she takes his mind off revenge. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2833 His first pet was a beaver. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2834 White is not his color. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2835 Say what you will, the anti-depressives have worked wonders. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2836 How'd he get so lucky? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2837 Yes he seems sane right now but wait till he spies the white whale. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2838 He finally found the white cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2839 It's an improvement, I guess, but still a damned metaphor. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2840 Ever seen a flying cat? Yell, "Thar she blows!" 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2841 He also has a rainbow closet. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2842 We all have to scrub the decks while he got theater tickets. It's not fair. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2843 Captain ain't been the same since we swapped scrimshaw for a bag of mushrooms. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2844 I'm not sure which one is keeping down the rat population. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2845 Abraham Lincoln stroking his cat, Booth, on his final voyage at sea. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2846 Well, at least we know now that he's not a colorist. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2847 He's completely obsessed with that white cat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2848 Look what the cat dragged in this time. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2849 It's called the Pegleg Purr. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2850 He would pet the cat with two hands if he didn't have a peg arm. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2851 I hope that scratching post comes soon, or this could get ugly. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2852 He keeps promising that damn cat whale meat before the trip is over. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2853 I don't see why we just can't set mousetraps. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2854 He said something about a civil suit or war or I don't remember. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2855 That cat doesn't realize Ahab is waiting to feed the whale. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2856 Too bad he doesn't treat whales the same way... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2857 Blimey! I can't believe a blinkin' kitty cat got the old bloke's mind off that bloody white shark! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2858 "Meet our new interns. They're a hoot". 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2859 He says there are no cats in America. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2860 We've told him before. No cats allowed. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2861 That be his lucky charm. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2862 He's off to retirement with a fine yield from his personalized Treasure Chest Account. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2863 I know her name is Pogo, but Yo-Cat Ono is much more apt. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2864 Call me Disdainful. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2865 Call her Fluffy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2866 ...and when he got a taste of the whale, he found it was good, but it wasn't great! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2867 The cat had to be white. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2868 He promised him the whole whale 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2869 It's rumored, Moby-Dick is terrified of cats! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2870 My publisher told me I had to come up with a story with more conflict. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2871 Matey be retired from the swashbuckin life. Just sits on his booty all day. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2872 I'm sorry he ate your parrot, but the crew is a little light. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2873 And Abe is rumored to be interested in politics. Ye gods ! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2874 And he said those extra fish were for himself . . . 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2875 He's forgiven her for eating the parrot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2876 It's a cat-eat-parrot world. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2877 If I’d known he wanted a mouse catcher, I would’ve brought a smaller harpoon. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2878 Behind his back we call him "Scratchpost Pete." 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2879 He looted the Canary Islands, she ate the canary. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2880 No, this time you tell him his pussy cat is on tonight's menu! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2881 Woe be unto us, if that white feline draws blood! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2882 Captain Ahab considers new bait. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2883 The parrot was great on his shoulder, but it couldn't keep its beak off the leg. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2884 It's a mewtiny. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2885 It's time to drop him off when we get to Florida. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2886 Have you seen the Captain's parrot-trans-species cat? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2887 Good disguise but the peg leg gives it away. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2888 Aye matey, he's looking aye and matey today. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2889 That's the cat whose got your tongue, matey. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2890 Ay, he's playin' a dev'ous cat-and-whale game. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2891 He's been in the catbird seat ever since he ate the damned parrot. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2892 He got the idea from the James Bond films. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2893 Seems like the Cap'n's pet therapy is working. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2894 What makes this voyage unbearable is being forced to quickly repeat, "Kitty caught the kitten in the kitchen," every bloody hour! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2895 You tell her. Last time I gave Polly bad news she pecked my eye out 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2896 Can you believe it, he made his cat first mate! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2897 Who's going to tell him this isn't a pet-friendly cruise? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2898 Well I'm relieved,cats are good luck. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2899 He emancipated cats but lost his leg to a shark 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2900 He calls it Moby Delores. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2901 He can't rid the smell of cat urine from his leg, and now we're chasing rainbows? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2902 So what do you think? One plank or two? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2903 Well la-di-da! Cap'n fancy-pants couldn't just get a scurvy dog like a regular bloke. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2904 Is it me, or has Roger seemed more jolly since we got him the cat? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2905 Arrr, I reckon th' days o' soiled dress-blues, & squawkin' feathered mates be over. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2906 I wish we had that many lives. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2907 " Do you think he will feed the cat to the whale"? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
2908 He got the emotional support animal after his parrot was mysteriously eaten. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2909 He lost his edge. Had to turn in his parrot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
2910 Ever since he got that mobile scratching post, pussy has literally been falling in his lap. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
2911 They met at a scratching post convention. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
2912 Sure, I feed him tuna but Peg Leg Pat comes with his own scratching post. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2913 His father was a veterinarian, his mother was Irish and he used to have a pet alligator. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2914 Methinks this therapy animal business be a ruse, Ahab. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2915 e's been a pettin' dat damed cat ever since last month when he yelled through the bull horn at that Whaler out of New Bedford, "Aye, I be Captain Ahap of the Pequod. 'Ave ya seen the Great White Whale?" and the captain said, "Got 'em yestarday! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2916 It's his service animal 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2917 He barrels all the fish 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2918 The introduction of comfort cats has certainly changed onboard morale. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2919 'If he doesn't stop striking through pasteboard masks right this instant, he'll get an eye to match that leg' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2920 I heard he lost his leg in a Catamaran! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2921 I don't care what Captain says, burying catnip is a bad idea. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2922 Finally ran out of caption contest ideas they did. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2923 Call me Ishi but the old captain never had that much affection for the larger animals 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2924 What does he have that I don't? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2925 He never makes time for us anymore 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2926 I never thought the mutiny was going to be a quiet usurpation, but sending our captain the cat was a purfect idea. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2927 So . . . now if the CAT leaves, we're sinkin'? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2928 It was OK until he named it Moby Cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2929 Captain Ahab says it's an emotional support animal, but no one dares to ask him for the documentation. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2930 The captain's cat to be kitten me! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2931 He's just heard Moby Dick has his own restaurant. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2932 times sure have changed. when honest abe grabbed em by the pussy, the pussy bit back, and he lost his leg. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2933 Sometimes we wonder which one is the pussy cat and which one is running the ship! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2934 It wasn't the shark but the cat who bit off his leg. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2935 I know your cousin is head of all cruise line entertainment, but I'm not sure the creative partnership with PETA for a more PC Civil War reenactment show works? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2936 He thinks having a white cat will help him find a white whale. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2937 Looks like they hired someone to help us choose funnier pirate captions. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2938 He found the cure to seasickness. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2939 Cat o'nine tails idea,that's him! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2940 "Wonder why the captain named his cat pussyfoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2941 We touch the cat, we walk the plank. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2942 He caught the Captain's eye that's why! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2943 Beware of meek looking Irishmen! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2944 ...and that's Moby-Pussy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2945 I don't trust them since Longtail and Squeak went missing. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2946 I miss the crocodile. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2947 Puritans usually bring along the white cats. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2948 Honestly, I hate that cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2949 Moby is late again 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2950 Great idea except I wouldn't have bought him a white furred cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2951 Starbuck's white cat? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2952 He needs a lot of emotional support since the whale took his leg. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2953 It only likes him for the scratching post. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2954 ADA and PETA violations. Arrrr. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2955 Banished and lost left leg for using a private email server. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2956 Set sail for the nearest pharmacy, mate. We're running out of his meds. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2957 The cat ate that noisy parrot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2958 Aye, best friends once Seymour stopped using the pegleg as a scratching post. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2959 With the cat, everything's changed. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2960 That's Jolly Rogers and Ginger Rogers. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2961 So I sez to im " You will find that whale right after you pull an albatross from your crotch" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2962 You know kitty only loves him best because he has that built-in scratching post. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2963 For getting past customs, image is everything. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2964 It's sacrilege to sing, 'Nearer My Cat To Thee." 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2965 Retired pirate and his cat at sea. Something looks fishy to me. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2966 It might look cute, but I warn ye, it'll chase th' parrot right off ye shoulder 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2967 Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - okay, enough. Actually, I'm Frank. The cat's the one with the cool name and the ripping sea yarn. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2968 Pirate Stump has grabbed more pussies than all the other pirates of the seven seas combined! Arrr! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2969 I dare ya Bart, go ask 'im if that's 'is service cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2970 He started watching cat videos. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2971 Did you eat my leftover pancake from lunch? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2972 He couldn't very well put his foot down, no pets. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2973 Curling is just not the same on a ship deck as it is on ice 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2974 Why look, doesn't Mr. Lincoln love stroking that pussy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2975 Captain's been much nicer since he's been on his last leg. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2976 Just grab him by the pussy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2977 The other day I heard him say, from hell's heart I hiss at thee. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2978 He's on holiday and loves to cruise with his cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2979 Arrg, Ishmael, forget the harpoons, me thinks Cap'in has found "the image of the ungraspable phantom of life....the key to it all. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2980 As long as it's white...the Cap seems to have managed his expectations. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2981 i'll get the hors d'oeuvres ready; you start the stage show . 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2982 Honest Abe my foot- he said he was a dog person. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2983 first he was her scratching post, then they got to know one another and now this. that's why i've decided to jump ship and go work for a guy named Ahab. i hear he needs help. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2984 Does he expect me to milk the whale? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2985 That explains why the bird got the hook. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2986 What would you like for lunch kitty? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2987 Waiting for his turn on "Who Wants To Be A Buccaneer?!" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2988 His name is Ishmael. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2989 On the count of five, we pillage the pilgrim. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2990 Hello Kitty. Goodbye Jolly Roger. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2991 I said Dad could ride along, but he had to watch the cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2992 Chair has only 4 legs, Mate! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2993 White cat chum today --- white whale chum tomorrow. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2994 The cat's his CATtharsis in case there's a CATastrophe. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2995 This might turn out to be a pop-up book, Ishmael. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2996 maybe the "white cat" might replace the "white whale" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2997 The last time he put some catnip on his leg to get him to walk the plank first. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2998 Aarrrgh. I be thinking his hook-hand was a little more functional. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2999 He wants to be sure we NEVER catsize!! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3000 He told me he was getting a parrot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3001 I'm allergic to cats, but no one asked. They just promised pillaging. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3002 Ever get the feeling you are part of the lyrics in a Bob Dylan song? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3003 Animal assisted therapy really does work! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3004 When your friend says I'm here and you walk outside and they're not. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3005 He keeps bragging that he'll soon be feeding her whale meat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3006 He calls himself Ishmael 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3007 He says his emotional support cat counteracts seasickness. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3008 Cap'n Scratchinpost found another stray in port. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3009 No service dogs allowed. Bump him to the next boat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3010 I THINK THIS AIRBNB THING IS WORKING OUT VERY NICELY! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3011 We are getting his famous stew tonight. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3012 I didn't think diversity was an issue on this carnival ride. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3013 He hates the whale, loves the cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3014 Cap'n Jack's a cat person? I say we mutiny! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3015 I just hope he doesn't make it ahab-it (snicker) 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3016 He's gone soft. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3017 Looks like Captain is feeling fine. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3018 He keeps mumbling something about going to the Statue of Liberty. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3019 Yeah, but a white cat? Really? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3020 Good ship cat nip nice trip. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3021 He'll talk your ears off about the good old days when pirates never worried about job security. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3022 I bet she only likes him the most because she can itch herself on his peg leg 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3023 Let's pray Ishmael's bleaching the mouser does the trick. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3024 Eee Arr Oh, no See Aay Tee 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3025 He insisted on adopting. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3026 Bastard made cut it down to a cat 'o' one tail. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3027 This is what it means" to sit by the dock of the bay. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3028 Argh, that gentleman's going to wind up eating all of our mice vicariously! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3029 They're inseparable. He comes with his own scratching post. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3030 The anger management class totally neutered him. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3031 Next time, maybe we should leave him home with the cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3032 You can have his hat. I want the laptop. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3033 A legit emotional support animal, if you ask me. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3034 His strategist says ditch the cat, wear long pants, and change the slogan from 'Peg-legged Cat Lover' to 'Honest Abe'. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3035 I told Bob not to mention his leg. He turned the last guy into a fish! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3036 Don't worry we'll make this three legged chair work! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3037 That's what comes from shivering timbers. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3038 And then he told Mittens was the new First Mate. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3039 With a name like Jonah, he'll need a four-leaf clover and a rainbow, too. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3040 Two peas in a pod: They both like playing cat and mouse games. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3041 His therapist recommended an emotional support animal. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3042 She only pretends to like him so she can use his leg as a scratching post 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3043 Well another mystery is solved. We now know who let the cat out of the bag. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3044 For as much as I'll be charging you, I figure I'd entertain you a little. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3045 OLD PEGLEG, FOUND HIMSELF SOME SEAPUSSY! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3046 It's whale we want, not pussy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3047 Here's where we come in. Sing with me, 'Carefully on tiptoe stealing...' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3048 He really changed after meeting Lincoln. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3049 If he doesn't stop giving her treats, she's going to be as big as a whale" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3050 That's the cat's pa. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3051 If there's mice around that pot of gold he's looking for, his kitty will luck out, too! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3052 Aye, the Captain is an odd man. You could write a book about him, Herman. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3053 Be careful what you say. The Captain brought him on board to find rats. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3054 Pussy keeps his mind off "You Know Who," and that's a good thing. We're actually anchored just off Far Rockaway, and he hasn't even noticed. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3055 And I thought these short pants were weird. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3056 I just felt like we needed more diversity. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3057 I bet he saves a ton on scratching posts. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3058 It's true, All Ahab's need is Love 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3059 We're screwed... he gave our last lime to his cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3060 'Moby Dick: The Manx' doesn't quite cut it for me. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3061 White whale,white cat,I'm thinking Ahab is obsessed! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3062 well he doesn't belong here 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3063 It looks nice, but the cat is after his leg 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3064 You mean, what's he got that you ain't aside from being both the captain and a human scratching post? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3065 He's not the stereotypical pirate, but boy is he good at his job. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3066 He says he is Sir Richard Whittington. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3067 He is dealing with a pertinent issue at the moment. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3068 If you've ever had the chicken at Chow Hop you know exactly what it would taste like. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3069 He’s a real buccaneer, but I worry when he says ‘Grab her by the...’ 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3070 Looks like the Cap'n loves Kitty more than he hates Moby 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3071 Arrrr..fetch me parrot.. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3072 He's missing his leg. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3073 I guess the cat's out of the bag. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3074 It's called 'soft power', Mr. let's-mutiny-every-other-day. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3075 All I asked for was emancipation. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3076 And the winner is 'Moby's Dick,' starring Gregory's Peck. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3077 I thought he said white whale not white cat! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3078 He did not want the cat to use his wooden leg as a scratching post 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3079 Darn It..the new fellow has taken my pet cat away. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3080 Rumor has it he stocks the cannons with furballs.... what a CAT-astrophe.. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3081 We got some gold coins, but he got the kitty. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3082 I think HE meant gate. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3083 This is really off-brand for us. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3084 It’s not fair that he gets a nice hat and we have to wear shmates on our head. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3085 ...and he prays funny too! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3086 Huh, I thought he'd be bigger. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3087 Cats ward off scurrrvy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3088 Looks like Korean barbecue for dinner 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3089 Avast, ye scurvy dog's scurvy cat ate me parrot! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3090 Strange days indeed...have you been to the first mate's coffeehouse in Nantucket? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3091 Incendiary Pete's trying out the latest PBMT: Positive Behavior Modification Tactic, a Cat-'o-one-tail. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3092 ...some sort of symbiotic relationship. He scratches her and she scratches his peg-leg 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3093 I can't believe we looked all over for that thing 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3094 Rumor has it the cat will only eat whale. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3095 Ahab thinks he's a Bond villain. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3096 I think it's your turn to scoop the pot of gold. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3097 Soon, my precious. Very soon. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3098 No more voyages for me. I'm tired of being the last one for rationed milk. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3099 Be the white cat agent or be the white cat principle, given the results, I really don't care. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3100 "HIS MIND HAS GONE COMPLETELY OFF WHALING SINCE HE TOOK A LIKING TO FLUFFY". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3101 We just ignore him. He came with Peter Pan. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3102 Ever since his psychiatrist gave him that white therapy cat, he's become unbelievably boring. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3103 My students are ready for their OWLs. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3104 That cat's becalmed Ahab and the the sea... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3105 I don't have the heart to tell him, he's caught Moby Kit 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3106 Do you think that's what he meant when he said "I grab them by the pussy"? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3107 I was thinking about having a cat stew for dinner 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3108 Ishmael? We call him Puff's daddy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3109 Let's start calling Captain Wilbur by a name that makes him seem like more of a mensch. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3110 He's had to adjust to his loss--Polly wanted a cracker, but fluffy wanted a drumstick. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3111 They're right -- it was the cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3112 Cap'n had best put sisal on that peg o' his. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3113 The captain has never been the same since he bought that cat 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3114 Arg, wish captain would just give use a fraction of the affection he gives to that darn cat! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3115 Abraham Lincoln is turning out to be a really lousy pirate 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3116 So I says to him, "Cap'n, what you need is a Great White Kitty". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3117 If only I had a wooden leg, she would sharpen her claws and cuddle me afterward. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3118 Do you think she told him we're taking over the ship? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3119 There were no cats on the nina, the pinta, or the santa maria! Everyone go home, the reenactment is ruined! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3120 I don't think the Captain gets the gist of a Catapult. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3121 Damned white kittykat ! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3122 Maybe he'll settle for the Great White Pussycat 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3123 That'll be awful, but what if the cat dies first? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3124 So the promo was "Five Nights, Six Days on a Pirate Ship," right? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3125 Moby Dick, Moby Pussy, Moby Dick, Moby Pussy...Just shoot me! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3126 Who said he's feraless? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3127 And I can't even tell you what they did to the parrot . . . 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3128 It's a good change for him after all the fish and seagulls. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3129 Ever since the missus walked the plank. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3130 HE'S FINALLY GIVING UP HIS WHALE OBSESSION 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3131 Is that Doctor Doolittle? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3132 It helps get his mind off that blasted whale... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3133 Now grow eight more tails and you'll save me a quid. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3134 He's using it for bait ! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3135 Have ye seen the white mouse? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3136 'That beast should'a left the leg, and taken everything else. Let's get some grog." 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3137 Make sure we get the story on the litter box before he walks the plank. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3138 He sure is hooked on mammals. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3139 Now we are engaged in a great civil war, cats vs pirates . 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3140 Captain Ahab cannot decide if he loves animals or hates them!! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3141 You and Trump are on my mind 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3142 They're hard to tell apart but Ahab's got the peg on the other leg. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3143 Aye, the skipper decided that the hunt for the white kitty was more achievable. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3144 Peg leg´s a hell of a cook and they say his cat Scratch provides him with special ingredients. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3145 Aye, old Ismael there told me about it being big and white, but then again he also tried to book separate accommodations for the snow leopard on his lap. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3146 You take the cat, I'll take the hat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3147 It was using his leg as a scratching post. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3148 No, Herm, call me 'Icks-mael' from now on. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3149 'Ya think the whale's safe?" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3150 Do you think he knows this boat is going to China? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3151 Did you see the way he grabbed Tony's pussy? It's unconscionable! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3152 He's cast in The Music Man on the lido deck. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3153 Of course the mice are playing. Shuffleboard. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3154 We're gonna need seven lives if we want to sail all seven seas. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3155 Everybody notices the peg leg but it's that cat, Ishmael, I wonder about. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3156 We're hunting for white fish for Tabby. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3157 It's the right of succession...the cat ate the captain’s parrot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3158 'From Hell's heart I stab at thee.' to 'Nice kitty, kitty.' That's a heckuva therapy cat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3159 Arrr, when yonder swab identified hisself as Doolittle, I didun know he be describin' his work ethic. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3160 I ordered a cat o' nine tails. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3161 I swear, he's obsessed with that creature. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3162 He's promising kitty a whale of a dinner. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3163 It ruin their trip if we tell them the mice have left already! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3164 He even lets the cat use his leg as a scratching post 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3165 Have you heard him walk the plank? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3166 Sorry, we can't bump passengers anymore. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3167 It keeps the termites away. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3168 Not sure, but thinking the first mate is grabbing some pussy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3169 That ain't no God. That's a small white cat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3170 Catching moby mouse was one thing. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3171 I heard the cat scared off the croc that got his leg. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3172 Old boat, old goat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3173 Bumping this one's gonna cost us... kitty's got claws a vet appointment. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3174 Next time we loot and pillage, let's get a dog. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3175 Didn't that cat kill his parrot? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3176 She sharpens his peg leg for him. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3177 And by the end of the week he'll have forgotten all about the stupid whale. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3178 He may appear to be gentle, but don't let him get anywhere near the harpoons. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3179 Abe Lincoln he's not. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3180 Captain's goin' overboard with that cat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3181 It's not just the Chinaman after your cat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3182 Ahab's promised that cat a mammal dinner... all white meat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3183 First we had Red Beard, then Black Beard... but honestly... Captain White Cat is the worst! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3184 He thinks it's a dog. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3185 Don't tell me Captain Hook doesn't play favorites ever again. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3186 I have a great recipe for cat stew. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3187 He says he wants to be able to feed the cat for life. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3188 Leave him alone he's petting his pussy 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3189 He's no Blofeld. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3190 The legendary white tail. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3191 Heigh ho the derry-o, the cat eats the parrot. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3192 They say the cat missed his tongue, and got his leg instead. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3193 Charles? Yeah, I fucked Charles. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3194 I heard he hides his gold in the cat 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3195 Captain built our ship as a barn upside down. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3196 He used to be the captain until he became an animal welfare advocate … he refused to fish or to use products made from animals … and finally he did the unthinkable – he burned his copy of Moby Dick! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3197 At least he's not sunbathing. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3198 I don't have the heart to tell the Captain, but Moby has come back as a white cat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3199 That cat has fleas, and that's not a good sign. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3200 The man and the pussycat went to sea in an ordinary pirate boat. The owl stayed home. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3201 It's better than the hook he used to wear. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3202 He wants us to call him Captain Blofeld now. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3203 He call’s it ‘White Whale’. Use to use his leg as a scratching post till he got that wooden one. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3204 I don't know. I guess he saw some psychic and didn't want to be 'complicit'. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3205 Why do you think the Captain is so obsessed with that cat-and-mouse thing with the whale? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3206 Yes, he's a Trump voter. What tipped you off? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3207 Not only is he tougher than anyone on board, he's the best dancer. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3208 I think he misunderstood when I used the word "capsize." 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3209 I don't trust him. I think he's plotting meow-tiny. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3210 ...just lettin' him sit on his lap after he took his leg...the 'pirate life' doesn't make sense to me anymore. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3211 I know, they're jealous of me kitty. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3212 Emotional Support Animal my foot! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3213 Call me Schlemiel. I thought he hated all white mammals. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3214 He said he wants to catch a nice big fish for his pussycat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3215 Who'd have thought a therapy animal would get him off that "great white whale" thing? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3216 After being condemned to walk the plank, he's hoping PETA might intervene. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3217 He's got purr-vy, we need a lemon tree 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3218 I’ve told him a before, ‘Don’t bond with the bait.’ 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3219 This is not his affectionate side. He thinks the cat is his long lost leg. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3220 Captain thinks he might be a cat whisperer! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3221 Says he sick and tired of the old image. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3222 He says he's taking a catnap. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3223 Feed him fish meal. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3224 He says she'll only eats white meat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3225 He hasn't been the same since that barmaid, Brandy, I think her name was, blew him off. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3226 Its his new lure. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3227 No wonder the rats have left the ship. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3228 How come you never squawk about Captain Ahab's Companion Animal? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3229 Tain't me the one to tell him why his new parrot don't curse! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3230 That's why ever since he lost his leg we call him "Captain Scratching Post". 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3231 Cat Scratch Fever! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3232 I have no clue what 'sure and begorrah' means. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3233 You want your great white catfood, yes you do. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3234 Yeah, she usually avoids him like Moby Dick, but she's just a . . . cat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3235 Some pirate you are - his cat is named "Pot O' Gold." 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3236 Yarrr, but once 'e starts scratchin' the peg, he'll be keelhauled. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3237 The fiercest pirate at sea, he was...before the pain meds. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3238 A modern day version of Moby Dick about a sea captain obsessed with a white cat? This is taking political correctness way too far! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3239 She's using him for his scratching post. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3240 There's Jacob and his human Nate. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3241 Mr. Franklin, I think it's time you cut back on the sirracha? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3242 He still rubs me the wrong way. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3243 When will it start solving our rat problem? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3244 That's why they call 'I'm Capin' Abyssinian! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3245 It's the first time I thought an 'emotional support' animal a valid response. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3246 Let us save the rope for someone else - I have bolted his wooden leg to the deck. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3247 He's started talking about that space laser again. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3248 That pet adoption program has done wonders for his mood ! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3249 Wierdo is right. We need to concentrate on just stealing stuff. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3250 The Captain’s gone so soft the crew is starting to call him Squishmael. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3251 He won't let me use his cat o' one tail. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3252 She'll never learn to be a pirate if he continues to coddle her. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3253 I said find a female not a feline 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3254 Ahab smells a whale and the cat smells a whale, but I smell trouble ahead. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3255 He doesn't look like a refugee to me 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3256 Trigger, for what? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3257 Software pirate. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3258 Nature has a tremendous indifference to humanity. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3259 The cat only likes him because he let's her sharpen her claws on his peg leg. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3260 Which one is Peg? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3261 He called me 'Ishmael'. My name's Sam. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3262 Now that may make me blubber! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3263 He's thinking by naming it "Moby Cat", his obsession might go away. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3264 He calls it MoMo. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3265 I'm sick of scooping poop out of the powder kegs. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3266 Ever since we picked up that strange cat in Siam, that leg has suddenly become a problem? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3267 Aye Matey, Heaven preserve the service cat! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3268 Do you think their 9th plank walk will finally send 'em to Davy Jones locker? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3269 It keeps him out of the pool halls. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3270 Look, what we got- a big fish 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3271 He's just not the chip off his old dad's block. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3272 I'm serious, the next time he says 'hoist the kitten mast,' he's going overboard... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3273 I'm a little worried, he seems a bit obsessed with that white cat 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3274 A cat is worth its weight in gold....when you are shipping cheese 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3275 And besides distracting the captain from chasing Moby, the cat and his leg really hit it off. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3276 Pulled its claws on his leg and they've been like that ever since. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3277 Looks like that peroxide did the trick. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3278 Are you sure? He doesn't look like a vampire hunter. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3279 He was supposed to catch a catfish. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3280 We lost our cat to a fishy captain. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3281 Is he play-acting, or has he forgotten what it takes to lead us straight to hell? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3282 Aw, darn if he hasn't turned into a Great White Pussycat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3283 I still can't believe Noah forgot all the dinosaurs... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3284 He calls her Isadora. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3285 Call him Sprinkles. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3286 He's running for mayor of Treasure Island. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3287 I'd ask him to dance, but I'm afraid of that cat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3288 The five-legged chair jokes were getting old, he needed something new 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3289 After a purrlay, Whiskers was allowed to stay aboard despite the Persian cat ban. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3290 Don't worry, Trump will get him when we dock. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3291 I didn't catch that? Did he say, "Call me Ishmael or Ishmael, call me?" 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
3292 Call me Eesh-mael 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3293 He prefers to call it his "scratching post" now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3294 Arrgh, something's gotten into Captain Zumwalt. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3295 Doesn't he look a bit old for a cabin boy? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3296 It's that or hardtack. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3297 Clearly a good decision-- to save the cat, not the wife. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3298 I bet you two doubloons that's a kosher kitty. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3299 It's a win-win: The cat keeps his claws sharp, and O'Leary has someone to keep him company. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3300 Be careful; it might have flees 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3301 Mini-me, the sharks will have frikin' "lasers" on their heads. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3302 With all of the d-con we put out, that feline doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell for a good meal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3303 I think that cat is steering us towards catnip! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3304 He said the cat is called a familiar and he's taking it to Salem for his girlfriend. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3305 He says his name is Arghbaham Lincoln. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3306 The best way to catch catfish..? Happy bait. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3307 The sideshow proves that a house cat is more agreeable to his disposition. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3308 Five bucks says it's him 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3309 I knew I should have brought my tux on board. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3310 The Captain keeps muttering over and over "Call Me Feral" after that big white rat was caught 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3311 Argh, how long 'til Blackbeard is posting cat videos? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3312 Looks like Ahab brought his lucky cat, Pequod. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3313 He's motivating for his role in 'Mutiny on the Bounty.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3314 Why wouldn't Puss love him best? He has a built-in scratching post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3315 ...fine, but sharing a few chromosomes does not mean you're a "Trump". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3316 He told me his wife was Kitty. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3317 Shortage of Vitamin D drives his search for the whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3318 Something tells me that we'll meet Moby Dick before too long. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3319 Soft side MY foot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3320 Ar-ventually yous got to stop pillaging and tie the knot, lest.... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3321 He grabbed her after taking her furniture shopping. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3322 He's crazy about that cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3323 What do say we rustle up some mice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3324 Captain wants to feed little Harpoon white whale tongue for dinner 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3325 He's got the cat that ate the fish. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3326 Arrgh, anthropomorphic, that he is Laddie for certain 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3327 I just told him, safety-wise, if you want to chase something, chase the cat around a little. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3328 Looks like kibbles for dinner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3329 The Captain's peg was heavy, and as a result also crippling as he began talking to imaginary cats. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3330 Do you really think we can trust a leader who grabs pussy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3331 I've seen this before. Low "T." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3332 He was fired from the Environmental Protection Agency. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3333 I'm just saying, the cat would have caught mice anyway. Now, the captain is paying this "cat whisperer", and we have to give up one of our seasick days. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3334 "Normally I'm not a fan of comfort pets, but he hasn't mentioned the white you-know-what since Fluffy came on board. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3335 She won't bite his leg off. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3336 We keep it around as an incentive for our work.. It's a rich man at peace. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3337 I still say there's something strange about that cat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3338 Don't let the peg fool ya! He put all his plunder into Apple. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3339 It'll be a good change for dinner 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3340 This could be a catastrophe--it's bad luck to have a pussy on board ship." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3341 They bonded after a cat fight left him unable to meow. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3342 Ut don't telll him that that's the cat that ate his parrot 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3343 Lost eez bloomin ed I tellya... err since Moby took off eez blimey leg... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3344 Should we tell him that Godot cancelled? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3345 He likes the cat, but he really misses the squid. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3346 He's gone all wobbly for another island feline 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3347 He just finished reading The Power of Meow. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3348 When I retire, I'd rather have a patch on my left eye and hook for a left hand rather than a wooden left leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3349 They Call Him The Calm Before The Storm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3350 I can't believe it that he is still the cat's meow. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3351 Just because he lost his leg I can't ask for my car back? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3352 He became a member of PETA! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3353 He calls it his Little White Wailer. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3354 Oh look ! Captain Kiddie has a service Kitty 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3355 He's getting soft in his aaaarrrrld age. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3356 They say it's a good mouser, but...? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3357 I don't think we're doing this right? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3358 He believes Wall is just an imagination. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3359 I signed on to hunt whales, not "tasty tuna tidbits." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3360 Is that Cat Stevens over there? No its the ships cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3361 He says it's his therapy animal but he's giving me the creeps. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3362 We're now hearing more meow than ow. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3363 He's a rambler, He's a gambler, he's a long way from home. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3364 It began when he started watching reruns of the Love Boat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3365 Somehow I doubt that he ever played the lead in 'Pirates of the Caribbean.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3366 Captain thinks if we all pet his "magic cat" we`ll avoid the storm. Dont worry he only does that when he loses the map. We havent capsized yet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3367 He likes cats. They don't pee on his leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3368 They say he's after that great white whale just for a lifetime supply of cat food 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3369 This is why you never let tourists pet the bodega cat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3370 Wasn't the smartest idea bringing a cat on-board, but at least we'll have something to eat when all the mice have vanished. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3371 He's an anarchist and he's been that way since Trump was elected. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3372 Call me Mr.Whiskers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3373 Looks like we're getting more that hardtack in tonight's gruel. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3374 The government is getting very serious about us switching to electronic medical records. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3375 Ever since the rats chewed his leg off, he has taken a liking to the cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3376 I tell you Bligh, it's time to re-accommodate him to the end of the plank. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3377 Shiver me timbers! He wants us to call her Miss Violet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3378 Turns out that all along he was really looking for a white abyssinian male. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3379 What is this preoccupation with white animals? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3380 Arrrgh! The boss gets the top deck view and the cats, he will never understand what it takes to keep this ship afloat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3381 He keeps begging us to give him a quarter. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3382 I hear Uber's hiring. You with me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3383 Captain Ahab is always stroking that white Persian cat. I got a bad feeling about this voyage. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3384 Cookie's bin slippin' Ritalin in his grub. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3385 The "secrets of the sea" are not what I imagined. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3386 Yeah, Ishmael, it is very touching, but as soon as fake news Herman gets a hold of it,it won't be Moby Cat anymore! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3387 Arggghn't they purrfect together. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3388 They were both blubbering at Whale Watchers and before you could say "Holy Mackerel!", it's Kismet! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3389 That cat killed all the rats, now what am I going to cook? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3390 I wonder if Melville would consider writing a prequel called 'Moggy Dick'? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3391 Cap'n Ahab says the cat DOES belong to Ishmael! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3392 Where are we about to go? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3393 He says the whale is as white as that pussycat, but not so easy to tame. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3394 Aye, he's been askin' for his "mini me." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3395 Me, I'm more of a parrot person. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3396 If you're not a cat, he treats you like a dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3397 April 17th (just got this issue): Your labs came back. The report indicates inflammation. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3398 No, they're no problem for him. It's only the white whales that trigger his allergic reaction. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3399 Ugh, cat guy onboard 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3400 If the cat was black, he would have walked the plank. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3401 Umm...looks like Elvis and Tupac reached reached out to Abe. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3402 We had mistaken a floating treasure with a cat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3403 Every second guy on here is a Shipster these days. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3404 Unless Mr. Muffins is a Kardashian, he'll never get through immigration. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3405 He's obsessed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3406 Say hello to my little friend... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3407 Now he says we shipped to tend the white kitty till she kneads our legs and rolls paws up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3408 I'm not sure about the cat, but I've got him pegged. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3409 Sure, we used to hunt for the white whale, but now it's just white mice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3410 Looks like the Cratchit's haven't heard of Amazon Prime 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3411 He's having a midlife crisis 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3412 Cat told him that yarn would make a good novel 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3413 That's certainly not my idea of the Pirate's Life ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3414 Who do you think it is? It's Captain Abe Hab. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3415 that cat will "purr" anyone for the wifi password 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3416 He keeps asking when the shuffle board games will start 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3417 Scared of pie-rats? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3418 He's bound to win first place for best costume. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3419 Aye Ishmael, it be a good thing we did bring on extra kitty litter if thee feline be Cap' Ahab's latest obsession 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3420 He just misses Ishmael. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3421 He said he's Long John Silver's brother, so we gave him passage? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3422 It's his anger management therapy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3423 What do you mean the CAT'Saturday name is Potter of Gold? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3424 Aye, you grab the cat and I'Lloyd grab the pot of gold, matey 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3425 Never seen him smile, or my name ain't Ishmael. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3426 I don't care what he says, that cat is _not_ the captain. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3427 'The Pirates of Murmansk?' No, I don't like the sound of it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3428 Well, I want a captain. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3429 Peg-leg or not; lose the cat and dress like one of us pirates. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3430 If we don't find the Great White Whale, Ahab says he'll drown the pussycat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3431 Ever since Fluffy brought the captain that white mouse, they have been inseparable. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3432 I don't think this whale thing is going to work out." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3433 Ishmael says it's catastrophic. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3434 The Somalis would have nipped this in the bud. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3435 Like I always says: Cap'n Ahab ain't nothing but a big pussycat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3436 Growing a huge Instagram following is easier than you think... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3437 So the cat’s name is Ishmael? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3438 Aye, matey, that's why we have no rats. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3439 "All this time we thought he was looking for that bloody whale" Frank Ryning, San Francisco, CA 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3440 For the past three months he has been sitting there mumbling about the Electoral College. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3441 Right, they both like fish, but I'm telling ya he's been talking to that critter a lot more since that last whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3442 Be careful; it might have flees 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3443 His wooden peg-leg kept attracting dogs who wanted to play fetch. So for self-preservation he now has a purrfect cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3444 I think a rewrite is in order 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3445 Remember, a nod means no in Russian! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3446 Captain Saul is undercover ..... but the peg leg gives him away. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3447 Well, the cat is the only one that'll listen to Ahab blather on and on about 'white whale' this and 'revenge' that, so... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3448 He's always been a cat person. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3449 I think it's the cat that ate Long John Silver's canary. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3450 We now know that burning sensation you're experiencing is contagious. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3451 Paddy O'Pirate my arse! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3452 He's got this obsession with animals. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3453 You tell him we don't stop at Plymouth Rock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3454 He was one for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3455 His buggy was cancelled so he decided to take an ocean voyage." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3456 I can't enter contest on Sunday when I get issue on Monday! C a ltmeyer 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3457 It's Moby bait 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3458 Aye, mate.....I told him the name of our ship was My Flower! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3459 Gross and weird 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3460 Bearded Pussyfoot is losing his edge 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3461 He just keeps muttering, "From Hell's heart I grab at thee." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3462 We throw the cat overboard and the Captain becomes whale bait. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3463 Dude won't shut up about post rock. Seriously, fuck that neckbeard. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3464 Mass transit keeps gettin' better and better. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3465 Ahab loves the white cat, but don't get him started on the white whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3466 It's a gift from the whale. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3467 I worry about the cat as Ahab eases into retirement. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3468 I wonder if Starbuck will be allowed into Mara Lago? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3469 I feel bad making him walk the plank with a plank. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3470 Long John looks different after he hired the PR firm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3471 He says his name is Dr. Seuss. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3472 He was up all night watching James Bond movies on his new 70" 4K satellite ready TV. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3473 You're saying if I amputated my leg, she'd like me too? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3474 Aye, Matey, methinks the new cat has caught her mouse. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3475 Lose a leg to a whale for a cat scratching post? Seems extreme to me mate! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3476 It's Nantucket therapy: whale bites off a leg, they give you a cat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3477 Look, it happens sometimes: a sailor goes ashore and one just jumps in his lap. I can't fire him for it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3478 I told you 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3479 Better for us if he obsesses over a white cat than a white whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3480 I hear he even keeps catnip in the hollowed out leg! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3481 -- Yes and I also heard he has a lot of mice in the hold! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3482 He's a cousin, on my mother's side. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3483 Just what are his core values? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3484 You don't want to get on the Captain's bad side, Matey! He'll pout at you all day! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3485 Cap's home coming ain't gonna be this good. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3486 He's filling in from California while corporate finishes interviews. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3487 Arghh, maybe that Pray Away the Pirate actually does work. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3488 Says his name's Ahab, and found his lost white cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3489 He's in the Bardo 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3490 "Unfortunately the ship is overbooked so we'll have to ask the kitty to take the red eye. If she gives you trouble it's the plank for Ol Smokey." - United Shipping, 1731 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3491 We can't leave port until we fix the litter box problem. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3492 Moby Doofus! That's what I think! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3493 I tell you he's mad. Training the cat to use his leg as a scratching post! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3494 Its a ploy - he's playing the good nice guy and waiting the opportunity to take that behemoth down! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3495 I think he just fucked the at. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3496 I'm thinking I can make that career move once I get my GED. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3497 Watch out. He got that "cat" in Tasmania. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3498 Pirates: - Into the water? - Could the cat and the old man catch fish with one wooden leg? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3499 Turns out the cat will only eat white whale blubber. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3500 You might want to consider an anti-inflammatory diet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3501 Now, it's a white cat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3502 So much for being the captain's pet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3503 Which movie does it remind you of? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3504 Were almost their kitty this cruise liner will take us back home safely. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3505 How did 'blubber' come to mean THAT? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3506 So that's your plan? After the cat whittles down his leg we overpower him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3507 Your rectal exam results are saying you should lay off on Taco Bell. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3508 He thinks that he's acting presidential. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3509 He thinks his little pet will help him kill Moby. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3510 "I hear the new cook likes to serve a lot of seafood"! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3511 .. said he's from Pennsylvania, where ever that is. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3512 "He says he's into 'ultimate fishing'". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3513 Whiskers only eats white whale meat 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3514 The pet therapy is working. Cap'n hasn't thought of the whale in weeks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3515 "He's been like this ever since he was voted-off "Dancing with the Pirate Stars"! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3516 His pussy grabs back 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3517 I can't take it. Pine nuts with fish dinner, now this? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3518 Animal-assisted therapy? Call me skeptical. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3519 Should we tell him we've spotted the white whale?""Nah, it'll keep. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3520 He may as well have two legs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3521 ... his latest obsession. She's even got her claws into his peg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3522 "Why is the prisoner allowed to have a cat? The captain wouldn't let me bring lil' Scully on board." Submitted by my student, Hallie Hoffman, for our junior 3rd trimester writing elective, where we use The New Yorker as our text. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3523 She got the house, the leg and the parrot; he got the ship, us and the cat. "She got the house, the leg and the parrot. He got the ship, us and the cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3524 'Tis said his favorite story is 'Puss in Boot.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3525 If we dump the cat first, Ole Tophat is gone easy peasy 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3526 if that is his pre-event enjoyment he deserves the plank. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3527 Which one is Peggy and which one is Patty? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3528 His "Hey diddle,diddle" gets me every time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3529 Stovepipe stowaway. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3530 Cat's got his tongue. He won't surrender! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3531 Aye it's strange, but he saves a ton on scratching posts. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3532 His name is Philip Nolan: The cat is just added punishment. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3533 I'm afraid our Captain is in trouble if he tries to win Pirate of the Month award 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3534 Agreed there's a story... but a white cat?! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3535 Captain Ahab is going soft! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3536 Blimey....I thought Lucky meant something else when he said he'd give an arm and a leg to pet a puss 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3537 Captain Ahab hasn't been the same since he adopted Moby Kit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3538 Ishmael's a pussy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3539 And he said he plans to get another one and call it 'Dixie' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3540 Better to stand far away and chat than sit and pat the pet 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3541 -He seems to really connect with the ship’s cat… -This might cure captain’s amnesia soon, and, after he’ll get his wooden leg and hook back, beware Jack Sparrow! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3542 He's a hold over from from Captain Hook's reign! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3543 I didn't think Stockholm syndrome applied to cats. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3544 Blackbeard's never been the same since Cat Island. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3545 Cap'n's got a bad case of cat scratch fever. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3546 This voyage has been right peaceful since Cap'n Ahab was captured by the Great White Cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3547 They say he's the cat's meow 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3548 It's apparently called an 'Emotional Support Beast.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3549 The odd "appropriate companion animal" trick seems to have cured him completely! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3550 Well, I can tell you it's not a cold ... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3551 If that's the great white beast, then you can call me Ismael. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3552 Only Dr. Freud needs a "May West", his cat has nine lives. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3553 I heard she's allergic to catfish. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3554 Don't be fooled matie, this is how the last voyage started. My timbers be shivered if this one ain't gonna end good either. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3555 He's really wacko now, thinks the cat has physic powers and can tell him where the whale is. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3556 All he thinks about is that d*mn white cat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3557 They were ment for each other, she loves seafood and he blubbers all over her. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3558 Let's just keelhaul him, he's nothing but a "degenerate fairy". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3559 Waiting for the CAT-CH. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3560 The Irish man and his cat Lucky Charms promised us gold, but all we got was cereal with marshmallows in the shape of stars, moons, and hearts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3561 I think I prefer the vengeful Ahab to this one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3562 He lost his leg and his armada. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3563 He is waiting on the captain... to marry them. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3564 Ironically since we threw Melville overboard he's all at sea. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3565 Aye, I owe my life to Kitten--no one has walked the plank in weeks! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3566 Aye Matey, he's lost his marbles. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3567 Best I can tell it's got nothing to do with god or death or any of that but he just loves that dam cat 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3568 He lost his seat below to the crew going to America. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3569 He's obsessed with that animal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3570 The cat shares his love of seafood. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3571 CATastrophic ship happens 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3572 Could be worse. He could be obsessed with something harder to handle. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3573 Cats are better than people 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3574 That cat has really softened up the Captain. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3575 We could try to make him walk the plank but they say it's an attack cat 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3576 He says he's hiding from the Nobel Prize Committee. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3577 Rumor has it Polly wanted stock options. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3578 I love the new mobile home. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3579 If you ask me, that cat's got more than his tongue. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3580 Yes, his cat o' nine tails was more overtly menacing, but this just creeps me out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3581 He uses it as a whip. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3582 The "site kin The "sinking ship" rumor has made them daffodils. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3583 Ye poop deck sitters ain't do anything but talk to cats 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3584 Arr! That's not what I was askin' for. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3585 He couldn't just get a parrot like everyone else could he? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3586 And that’s Captain Abe-hab 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3587 He loves that cat more than he loves me! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3588 Hey, where's the parrot? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3589 I don't care how long he was the captain. He shouldn't be allowed lifetime free travel. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3590 I see the Captain brought his husband along. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3591 There's the guy from Greenpeace. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3592 He’s mow so old he’s lost all the swash in his buckle. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3593 He (the cat) is his own best friend (of the man) 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3594 He's lost his 'Aarg!' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3595 a 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3596 More rats is a small price to pay for fewer executive orders. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3597 The Captain adopted a perfect dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3598 I still say the bird was more menacing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3599 Always gets a leg up on us. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3600 Whale bait! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3601 I just assumed Ahab was more of a dog person. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3602 That dose of Xanax has really calmed down Captain Ahab. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3603 Is anyone going to tell him that is not what grabbing pussy means? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3604 The only cat who likes me for more than just my pegleg 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3605 I hate to tell him, it's the only chair on board. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3606 And he thinks I killed his parrot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3607 That’s the once-feared Scraggy Beard hisself, all right— retired since the success of his vile Cat-o’-Nine-Tails attitude adjustment lash. Rumor is, he’s here to field test his latest invention—the inexplicably cruel Furball-o’-Four-Paws. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3608 They call him 'Dishonest Abe.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3609 Looks like the cat dragged in one of those deplorables. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3610 OK. When he drops the cat, he walks the plank. Cats hate water. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3611 One guys happy with a pussy and the others are happy with each other, welcome to 2017 U.S.A. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3612 It's a shame that cat was declawed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3613 At least they are both mammal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3614 I heard he sold his leg to a stool maker to buy the cat 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3615 His last pet was a Tasmanian Devil. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3616 Reading Moby Dick changed him. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3617 White whales are out and white cats are in from what I hear. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3618 Apparently, the doctors couldn’t reattach it. But he was in need of a scratching post anyway. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3619 I don't trust this new retirement plan. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3620 Pass it along...we're changin' the cat's name from Moby to Jehovah. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3621 I don't trust a man with big eyebrows. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3622 Does he have a Handicap Sticker for sitting in that zone? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3623 Apparently, he misinterpreted the memo about Casual Friday. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3624 His cat allergy makes him forget he has a pegleg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3625 So, how long before we tell 'em that thing made the last captain dance the hempen jig? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3626 He fed the cat, but we're starving. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3627 I agree - puRRRRRR doesn't have the same ring. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3628 Those robo-cats are very calming. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3629 The perks of scooping the litter deck. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3630 Stubb slips him Zoloft and he forgets all about the damned whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3631 Good one, Ishmael. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3632 I feel like I'm in a time machine. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3633 He heard that whales have a taste for cats. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3634 I'm just saying, I haven't felt an ounce of that affection. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3635 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3636 It's when she uses him as a scratching post that gives me the shivers mate 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3637 Caps' cat has it made. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3638 I said bow as in 'no' not bow as in 'now'! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3639 All this for him to feed his cat white meat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3640 Fi! fi! fo! fum! I smell the blood of an ailurophile! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3641 Another cat stow-away! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3642 Between eating the ship's rats and this guy, that cat is real busy 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3643 Aye we should throw him over board. Ayeee 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3644 We got them on sail! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3645 Thar she meows! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3646 Fluffy always saves me from my compulsive tendencies. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3647 The Captian said he cats up morale but I don't sea it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3648 Aye, his leg'll be unscratched, now he's got a declawed cat... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3649 Get his allergy meds, and hurry. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3650 And I thought that fur ball would make a good patch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3651 This one's gone catatonic on us. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3652 'I think the Captain's lost it." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3653 He took my spot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3654 The persion plane ruined him. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3655 His leg doubles as a scratching post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3656 Call me skeptical. I thought we were after a white whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3657 I'm worried about captain Abe, he's starting to calling her the Great White. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3658 Ever since his parrot died he's been obsessed with that pussy! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3659 We either find a pot of gold or his luck will run out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3660 No, you tell him a whale is not a fish! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3661 Are you sure you want that heart of gold? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3662 First it's a white whale! Now it's a white cat? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3663 He couldn't pillage birdseed, his parrot left him, he was never the same. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3664 Aye! Ahab has trained the cat with piranhas. The white whale won't stand a chance. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3665 She's teaching him to purr on one leg 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3666 Lets discuss your hemorrhoid results. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3667 He was diagnosed with stage 4 termites. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3668 Starbuck gave it to him but Stubb doesn't like that it's a white one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3669 sshush pretend to be asleep 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3670 It has something to do with warding off the owls! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3671 He's grown a lot since the new life coach came aboard. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3672 His other obsession's grabbing pussies. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3673 I yelled 'Thar she blows!', but he pays me no mind. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3674 Just soething I grabbed while boarding 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3675 They're both a little OCD. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3676 I'll need to send your labs to a specialist to review, but nothing to be concerned about until then. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3677 He uses his wooden leg for a scratching post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3678 Cap and cat have a mutual need: Scratch my leg and I'll scratch yours. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3679 Them's V.A. benefits, mate: prosthesis from the galley, service animal from the alley. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3680 Yesterday I heard him say "avast ye kitty". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3681 A little crazy! You Think? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3682 Hopefully it'll follow the rats off the ship. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3683 Don't worry, I hear he's a vegan. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3684 I guess the parrot didn't suit his new look. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3685 You'll never guess what he's using for a litter box! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3686 Should we tell Captain Ahab that Moby wasn't a duck? Nah, let Tiddles get the credit. I got a feeling about this one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3687 The Captain said if I don't shape up I'll get the cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3688 Moby Dick --no-no! Moby Dick ? No .. from now on he wants us to look for mice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3689 The Captain wants a sweet potato! What's a sweet potato? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3690 Mr. Tinkles takes his mind off the whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3691 All we got from this adventure was scurvy... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3692 I told him bringing a cat on a ship is bad luck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3693 I don't care if the man seems married to his American cat, he won't get past immigration. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3694 That bloody cat is a distraction 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3695 Getting that Turkish Angora cat was his white whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3696 So uncool. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3697 Stay close to him next time we spot a rainbow. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3698 I am going to ask Mr. Lincoln for a selfie 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3699 Is that my Obamacare? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3700 Does the cat gotta walk the plank too? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3701 New story. Ahab and his purring, white cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3702 He doesn't even mind Fluffy using it as a scratching post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3703 Arrrggg, John's been acting differently since he went on The Bachelor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3704 He keeps telling her it's a fish. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3705 He looks sweet, but Mr. Cuddles is deadly in a hand to claw battle. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3706 So now he thinks he's Lincoln, it'll pass like just when he thought he was Dante. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3707 ....and who are you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3708 To the captain its whale that got away- to the cat its the lost cat food. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3709 Why is he playing with a dead cat.(crew men) 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3710 Baby steps! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3711 "When they advertise 'flaming hot,' it looks like they mean it". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3712 Yeah, the cat's the captain, but who's he? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3713 Polly wanted a pre-nup. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3714 Capt'n says she'll never catch mice that way 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3715 Captain 'Scratching Post' strikes again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3716 Ishmael! Fishmael! So, he survived a white whale attack. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3717 The damn cat chewed his leg off, and he STILL won't keel haul it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3718 I see what Joe meant about heading for a cathouse last port? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3719 He calls him Stumpy. Now he has two of 'em. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3720 Aarrr...that's him. He be the fella making the Thanksgiving feast. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3721 He says his fondest dreams have come true." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3722 Do you see a USB port on the horizon? That guy is looking for a mouse. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3723 That's CAPTAIN Trump to you, matey! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3724 He's having it for dinner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3725 We're changin' course. Cap'n's after the Great Grey Guppy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3726 He named the cat "Ishmael." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3727 Mea Culpa, Jack. The chest was marked: "Scratchin' Post" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3728 So what if he has a nine lives and for legs? We could take care of him too. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3729 Yes, indeed, Pussy did eat M.D. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3730 Ahab's theory is as long as the cat hasn't used up all its nine lives, by keeping it on board, we're safe. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3731 You missed it but Mr. Pussy-Pants gave me the sweetest cuddles this morning. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3732 I think he's missing his parrot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3733 His only friend. Tabby Dick. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3734 Waiting for Godot.... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3735 Lincoln got fat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3736 I think Cap'n Ahab has bigger things on his mind that just his cat 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3737 Ahab is hoping the white cat can help lead us to the white whale. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3738 He said it's an emotional support animal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3739 I would but his son owns the company. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3740 I'd throw him off the yardarm if I could 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3741 Before you get too jealous, just know it only wants to use his peg leg as a scratch post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3742 Look at that little pussy 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3743 'Tis a great yarn, Ishmael, but the ending stinks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3744 HE SHOULD FISH INSTEAD, FOR PROTEIN 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3745 Old Blackbeard certainly seems to be in a better mood since he got that therapy kitten. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3746 Nobody's walked the plank since that stinkin' cat showed up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3747 The cat's out of the bag now, and onto Captain's lap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3748 Sure, it takes his mind off whale-hunting. But we still have to clean the litter box. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3749 I don't know which is worse: bitter, monomaniacal, whale-hater Arab or sappy, toxoplasmosis, kitty-lover Ahab. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3750 That thing will be bait before long. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3751 Poor guy. His appeal to be a pirate was denied. He was told he didn't have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3752 And we thought the Mobius strip was complicated. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3753 He's so much calmer about that whale thingie since we got him the car. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3754 Anything to distract him - his last obsession was murder on the crew. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3755 two but hole pirates and a guy content with his pussy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3756 "He ain't no captain of mine till he puts that cat down". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3757 They seem purrfectly satisfied with the freshly-caught fish. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3758 Maybe kitten therapy reduces obsessive compulsive disorder. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3759 If rats eat my leg, Captain says I get a kitty, too. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3760 Moby cat, why? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3761 His other leg was put under a spell. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3762 Ahah has lost interest lets go home 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3763 He’s a cat scratch fever survivor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3764 Isn't he supposed to have a parrot? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3765 I will save you from mouser cat slavery, Fluffy! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3766 Let's not disturb Captain Scratching Post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3767 It' the fur. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3768 Give me a Tic Tac. I'm going to grab it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3769 He's applying for a small business loan today. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3770 Is that Abe Linclon or a man with a top cat? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3771 It's nice he's thinking something else. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3772 The kind hearted man 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3773 no more whales, cats are in 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3774 He says a hook is too traditional. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3775 He thinks that we are getting very close to Mr. Bond. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3776 He used to have his leg before that cat started licking it like that. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3777 Didn't I tell you that the oversized one wouldn't get us the pot of gold? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3778 Maybe Moby's sin is that he can't fit in Ahab's lap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3779 When's he gonna scratch my belly, the bum? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3780 Don't you think there is something a little "off" in Peg Leg these days? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3781 The feline heart wants what the feline heart wants. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3782 Think I have a chance with him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3783 Captain said, "We're on the last leg of our journey". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3784 He asked me to find some carpeting so he can make his stump into a scratching post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3785 He spends so much time with the cat that he never makes crocheting class. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3786 I have to admit the absence of plundering surprised me. But now that you tell me the Captain named his cat Treasure, it's beginning to make more sense. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3787 I don't have the heart to tell him the Airbnb isn't pet friendly 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3788 'Call me Ishmeow?' Not bloody likely! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3789 When the cook said we were eating calf ..... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3790 Well this is just purrfect. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3791 They call him the Pussy Swashbuckler. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3792 Call Ripley. The cat ate the whale. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3793 She only loves him for his leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3794 "He's never had unconditional love before 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3795 I’m tired of chasing that damned white cat, too, Mr. Starbuck! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3796 He's obsessed with the white mouse that took his leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3797 The old devil hasn't been the same since the results of the Georgia Special Election came in. He just sits there stroking that cat and singing nursery rhymes over and over again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3798 It's a symbiotic relationship. The cat gives emotional support for the Cap'ns "Cetacean Paranois Syndrome".... and the cat has a scratching post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3799 He said,"Call me for EACH MEAL!" Guess he doesn't want the midnight buffet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3800 She is Ahab's Registered Emotional Companion. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3801 Poor captain. Had to settle for a kitten. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3802 It's the pussycat before the piracy act. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3803 Aye, Matey! Where be his pot of gold? Lancaster. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3804 Scurvy's nothing up side a potted captain. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3805 Is grabbing them by the pussy a walk the plank-able offense? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3806 That's how the lion got his leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3807 He asks us to call him "Mr. Fluffy". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3808 Mr. Belligerent won't give up his seat for ye crew. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3809 That's Schrodinger's cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3810 Captain says hands off. We’re not overbooked. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3811 Have you seen Mr. Squawks ?" "No, and if i don't soon that's one cat that won't be coming back. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3812 He prefers this to the Pirate Retirement Cruise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3813 I think he's a GMO engineer working on a device to raise crew morale. It's a cat with 9 tails. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3814 I've heard tell that the cat dances when he taps a tune with that leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3815 I thought I told you to kick that President Lincoln lookalike and his cat off our pirate ship! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3816 Great,my agent sends me to audition for Waiting For Godot meets Pirates of the Caribbean! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3817 We need to make a stop for candles for captain's hygge time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3818 He's calling it his therapy cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3819 Let's throw the cat overboard and see what the reverend does. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3820 It's a stowaway. If we tell the Captain we'll get a reward. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3821 White whale, white cat. Do you think this can cure him of his mania? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3822 He keeps mumbling "Tonto and Hi Ho Silver." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3823 That new bloke said he was a tourist, but he didn't seem to have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3824 Well its no wonder this ship smells like ammonia. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3825 The skipper's waiting for the cat to tell him which way to go! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3826 Well at this point I can't tell if the captain prefers to get Moby Dick or Moby Pussy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3827 Ahab has really gone soft 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3828 Act presidential...and grrrab the pussy 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3829 He's on a mission to dispel the stereotype. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3830 Aye...but his last therapy pet was a white whale 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3831 He replaced his leg with a scratching post. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3832 HERE kitty kITTY 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3833 It's really annoying. He keeps saying "Purr Matey." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3834 They like to roll their "rrrrrr"s together. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3835 Ol' Peggy's getting soft. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3836 It was one thing to keep tuna in his pockets, but turning his leg into a scratching post was just brilliant. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3837 You never have enough targets for harpoon practice. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3838 Maybe it was a little white lie that we told Marshal the house cat was declawed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3839 Are you sure Captain Flint okayed this? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3840 That's the cat who ate he parrot ,now where's the plank 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3841 Just last night I heard him singing "yo-ho-ho and a bottle of milk." Sad. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3842 Claims he's off the Pequod, out of New Bedford… Fluffy seems to have a strange affinity for him. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3843 Of course she is going to take his other leg off eventually. But are YOU cute enough to tell him that? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3844 No, he seems perfectly normal. The kitty gives me the creeps. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3845 Looks like the cap'n will be wantin' us to pillage Dublin today. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3846 “The Great White Lilliputian” just doesn’t work for me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3847 He's finally forgiven her for his peg leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3848 From hell's heart I tickle at thee. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3849 All the ship cats love him. He comes with his own scratching post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3850 I can't believe they ate the whole thing! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3851 Today a lap. Tomorrow a scratch post. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3852 He's obsessed with the White Cat! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3853 I keep trying to convince him to get a parrot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3854 I told you he would take the poop deck too literally! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0