Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
They're willing to work nights. |
1.8788 |
0.01457 |
2665 |
935 |
1118 |
612 |
1 |
Yes, I found my laptop. But, now I can't find my mouse. |
1.8556 |
0.02164 |
1350 |
538 |
469 |
343 |
2 |
They are demanding equal prey |
1.8513 |
0.01997 |
1547 |
609 |
559 |
379 |
3 |
I only needed one, but Costco makes you buy a whole case. |
1.8402 |
0.01472 |
2834 |
1133 |
1021 |
680 |
4 |
No, I have no idea why your computer doesn't have a mouse anymore. |
1.8185 |
0.01442 |
2925 |
1203 |
1050 |
672 |
5 |
Not whom, Miss Ferguson, who. |
1.8014 |
0.01853 |
1742 |
728 |
632 |
382 |
6 |
Mrs. Jenkins, you may have misunderstood me when I said. "Reserve Hooters for the office party." |
1.8006 |
0.01531 |
2804 |
1256 |
851 |
697 |
7 |
HR says you're not allowed to refer to them as hooters. |
1.7872 |
0.02529 |
1015 |
460 |
311 |
244 |
8 |
Best damn owl salesman I've ever met. |
1.7717 |
0.02139 |
1393 |
639 |
433 |
321 |
9 |
Go ahead, ask what our first baseman's name is. |
1.7707 |
0.01641 |
2377 |
1095 |
732 |
550 |
10 |
Knock. Knock. |
1.7622 |
0.02448 |
1106 |
529 |
311 |
266 |
11 |
I think the more appropriate question is "why". |
1.7601 |
0.01517 |
2551 |
1128 |
907 |
516 |
12 |
Please tell me you see them, too. |
1.7394 |
0.02514 |
921 |
419 |
323 |
179 |
13 |
I said, "Get me a table at Hooters, not a table of Hooters." |
1.7325 |
0.02425 |
1073 |
520 |
320 |
233 |
14 |
I'm sorry but they're all the same. No one's the wiser. |
1.7099 |
0.02445 |
1003 |
488 |
318 |
197 |
15 |
Knock. Knock. |
1.7025 |
0.01882 |
1728 |
862 |
518 |
348 |
16 |
Irritable Owl Syndrome. I've had it for years... |
1.6984 |
0.02803 |
819 |
424 |
218 |
177 |
17 |
It's called irritable owl syndrome, but I have it under control. |
1.6857 |
0.01762 |
1928 |
975 |
584 |
369 |
18 |
You know how it is, you get one for Christmas and suddenly you're the "Owl" guy. |
1.6615 |
0.01813 |
1743 |
894 |
545 |
304 |
19 |
They've been turning heads all day. |
1.6581 |
0.02159 |
1170 |
587 |
396 |
187 |
20 |
Gladys, get me a BLT and nine mice. |
1.6446 |
0.01840 |
1840 |
1016 |
462 |
362 |
21 |
They're going to keep asking until you introduce yourself to them. |
1.6428 |
0.01872 |
1590 |
828 |
502 |
260 |
22 |
They all know the difference between who and whom. |
1.6335 |
0.02092 |
1416 |
793 |
349 |
274 |
23 |
Corporate says we have a mole. |
1.6278 |
0.02316 |
1021 |
540 |
321 |
160 |
24 |
Yes, It's a veritable who's who around here. |
1.6247 |
0.01907 |
1452 |
758 |
481 |
213 |
25 |
Hire the one that said 'Whom'. |
1.6197 |
0.02843 |
660 |
349 |
213 |
98 |
26 |
I appreciate the effort, but I'm pretty sure I said towels. |
1.6193 |
0.02135 |
1161 |
612 |
379 |
170 |
27 |
The early birds went home. This is the night shift. |
1.6145 |
0.02237 |
1004 |
520 |
351 |
133 |
28 |
One coffee and nine dead mice. |
1.6132 |
0.02361 |
941 |
499 |
307 |
135 |
29 |
Next time don't use the speech recognition app to order towels! |
1.6062 |
0.02219 |
1120 |
616 |
329 |
175 |
30 |
Someone at Hogwart's must have hit "reply all" |
1.5925 |
0.02446 |
989 |
576 |
240 |
173 |
31 |
Pick any... In my opinion, they're all wise choices. |
1.5925 |
0.02197 |
1060 |
575 |
342 |
143 |
32 |
This used to be their tree. |
1.5903 |
0.02448 |
908 |
509 |
262 |
137 |
33 |
We had to close the branch. |
1.5885 |
0.02607 |
797 |
447 |
231 |
119 |
34 |
I accidentally hit 'reply owl'. |
1.5787 |
0.03095 |
591 |
344 |
152 |
95 |
35 |
No, they do not Tweet. |
1.5752 |
0.02931 |
605 |
340 |
182 |
83 |
36 |
Well, because ten owls would be complete lunacy. That's why. |
1.5751 |
0.02933 |
659 |
386 |
167 |
106 |
37 |
I've noticed you can't seem to take your eyes off my hooters. |
1.5646 |
0.02743 |
774 |
467 |
177 |
130 |
38 |
Never get in a twitter fight with J. K. Rowling. |
1.5637 |
0.02784 |
738 |
442 |
176 |
120 |
39 |
You can still turn heads, Miss Kranston. |
1.5534 |
0.02791 |
683 |
402 |
184 |
97 |
40 |
HOOTUS - the real wisdoms behind the Bench. |
1.5516 |
0.03071 |
669 |
428 |
113 |
128 |
41 |
Just the usual, please. Tuna salad, coffee, box of mice. |
1.5495 |
0.02803 |
657 |
384 |
185 |
88 |
42 |
They'll work night shift. |
1.5447 |
0.02784 |
626 |
359 |
193 |
74 |
43 |
We are the Who's Who of Who's Whos. |
1.5367 |
0.02929 |
572 |
334 |
169 |
69 |
44 |
On the other hand, you'll notice our pigeon problem has disappeared. |
1.5362 |
0.02786 |
567 |
317 |
196 |
54 |
45 |
You haven't mentioned my new glasses. |
1.5358 |
0.03215 |
530 |
325 |
126 |
79 |
46 |
Calm down, Miss Frobisher. That remark was directed at my hooters, not yours. |
1.5353 |
0.03077 |
566 |
344 |
141 |
81 |
47 |
Tell that Potter kid he's got to start using email like everyone else. |
1.5326 |
0.03063 |
552 |
332 |
146 |
74 |
48 |
I used to give a hoot. Now I outsource. |
1.5214 |
0.03201 |
491 |
297 |
132 |
62 |
49 |
Send one out to every branch. |
1.5199 |
0.03190 |
477 |
285 |
136 |
56 |
50 |
Does displaying my hooters make you uncomfortable? |
1.5197 |
0.03294 |
483 |
298 |
119 |
66 |
51 |
Says Who? |
1.5152 |
0.03210 |
462 |
276 |
134 |
52 |
52 |
Top talon'd. They hoot in harmony. |
1.5132 |
0.03592 |
454 |
297 |
81 |
76 |
53 |
Be a dear Helen and get us a cup of coffee and nine mice, would you? |
1.5091 |
0.03260 |
438 |
262 |
129 |
47 |
54 |
I am still none the wiser |
1.5048 |
0.03277 |
420 |
250 |
128 |
42 |
55 |
Beats us. He just showed up this morning, sat down behind the desk, and said he works here. |
1.5025 |
0.03620 |
406 |
259 |
90 |
57 |
56 |
Believe me, Ms. Henderson, you'll know when I give a hoot. |
1.5012 |
0.03459 |
407 |
251 |
108 |
48 |
57 |
Because I'm sick and tired of wasting time searching all over the office every time I want an owl. |
1.5000 |
0.03656 |
408 |
264 |
84 |
60 |
58 |
They're here for the branch manager position. |
1.5000 |
0.03443 |
404 |
248 |
110 |
46 |
59 |
Ok, so that's nine field mice and a double decaf espresso? |
1.4975 |
0.03402 |
396 |
240 |
115 |
41 |
60 |
They all say they're on first. |
1.4948 |
0.03537 |
384 |
238 |
102 |
44 |
61 |
I've named the new one Gorsuch. |
1.4921 |
0.03627 |
382 |
242 |
92 |
48 |
62 |
A coffee and nine voles, Miss Fenway. |
1.4906 |
0.03654 |
373 |
236 |
91 |
46 |
63 |
My ex has them on the weekends. |
1.4887 |
0.03758 |
354 |
225 |
85 |
44 |
64 |
What did you think we meant by organic pest control? |
1.4828 |
0.03673 |
348 |
218 |
92 |
38 |
65 |
The will was very explicit. |
1.4827 |
0.03688 |
346 |
217 |
91 |
38 |
66 |
Honestly, I can't tell who's who. |
1.4821 |
0.04312 |
251 |
157 |
67 |
27 |
67 |
If I can't comment on your hooters you can't comment on mine |
1.4775 |
0.03864 |
333 |
215 |
77 |
41 |
68 |
I said the office was out of TOWELS. |
1.4760 |
0.03855 |
334 |
216 |
77 |
41 |
69 |
You think I give a hoot? |
1.4742 |
0.03753 |
329 |
208 |
86 |
35 |
70 |
We voted. It's mice for lunch again. |
1.4717 |
0.03975 |
318 |
208 |
70 |
40 |
71 |
When they asked if I needed an owl, Frau Schultz, I said, "Nein." |
1.4696 |
0.03971 |
313 |
204 |
71 |
38 |
72 |
You can relax, Mr. Purdue. We caught the mouse. |
1.4677 |
0.03784 |
310 |
195 |
85 |
30 |
73 |
Night workers. |
1.4677 |
0.03729 |
310 |
193 |
89 |
28 |
74 |
Say "knock-knock.' |
1.4677 |
0.03729 |
310 |
193 |
89 |
28 |
75 |
Miss Nelson, I asked for a table at Hooters, not a table of hooters. |
1.4675 |
0.03992 |
308 |
201 |
70 |
37 |
76 |
Meet the new night shift. |
1.4653 |
0.03789 |
303 |
190 |
85 |
28 |
77 |
Well obviously Susan, I do give a hoot. |
1.4628 |
0.03998 |
296 |
192 |
71 |
33 |
78 |
I just can't tell who is who. |
1.4627 |
0.08853 |
67 |
45 |
13 |
9 |
79 |
The mouse problem has been solved. |
1.4605 |
0.03807 |
291 |
182 |
84 |
25 |
80 |
Yes, but my next one's free! |
1.4604 |
0.03965 |
278 |
176 |
76 |
26 |
81 |
Apparently, they heard this is a sanctuary city. |
1.4574 |
0.03956 |
282 |
180 |
75 |
27 |
82 |
We're what's left of the EPA. |
1.4529 |
0.04392 |
276 |
190 |
47 |
39 |
83 |
I have irritable owl syndrome. |
1.4529 |
0.04113 |
276 |
181 |
65 |
30 |
84 |
I think you'll agree that I've successfully addressed our mouse problem. |
1.4526 |
0.04102 |
274 |
179 |
66 |
29 |
85 |
Are you looking at my hooters? |
1.4522 |
0.04286 |
272 |
183 |
55 |
34 |
86 |
Don't mention my hooters and I won't mention yours. |
1.4522 |
0.04190 |
272 |
180 |
61 |
31 |
87 |
We did ask for "high-flying, wise visionaries who aren't afraid to eat the other guy for lunch." |
1.4522 |
0.04157 |
272 |
179 |
63 |
30 |
88 |
Yes. Unless they're referring to the object of a verb. Then they say "whom". |
1.4494 |
0.04312 |
267 |
180 |
54 |
33 |
89 |
Go ahead. Ask me a knock-knock joke. |
1.4491 |
0.04099 |
265 |
172 |
67 |
26 |
90 |
I'm not saying "Knock, Knock," again. |
1.4470 |
0.03894 |
264 |
166 |
78 |
20 |
91 |
I bet you can't guess their favorite band. |
1.4462 |
0.04119 |
260 |
169 |
66 |
25 |
92 |
Ask them about the first baseman. |
1.4462 |
0.04046 |
260 |
167 |
70 |
23 |
93 |
It's my defense against the rat race |
1.4436 |
0.04189 |
257 |
169 |
62 |
26 |
94 |
Paper jam in the 3D printer again? |
1.4431 |
0.04427 |
255 |
174 |
49 |
32 |
95 |
Who's the wiser now Miss Jenkins? |
1.4431 |
0.04212 |
255 |
168 |
61 |
26 |
96 |
Get a picture and email it to my wife. I'm going to have to explain several charges to Hooters. |
1.4405 |
0.04247 |
252 |
167 |
59 |
26 |
97 |
Because I don't give a hoot. |
1.4390 |
0.04126 |
246 |
159 |
66 |
21 |
98 |
Ducks, Melvin. You need to get your ducks in a row. |
1.4390 |
0.04166 |
246 |
160 |
64 |
22 |
99 |
I smell a rat, Doris. And so do my friends. |
1.4367 |
0.04136 |
245 |
159 |
65 |
21 |
100 |
This is how many hoots I don't give, Ms. Patterson. |
1.4362 |
0.04550 |
243 |
168 |
44 |
31 |
101 |
To you, it's a desk. To me, it's a tax-deductible endangered species refuge. |
1.4351 |
0.04372 |
239 |
160 |
54 |
25 |
102 |
Soy Latte, two pumps, a hint of vanilla and no foam, plus a dozen mice. |
1.4340 |
0.04385 |
235 |
157 |
54 |
24 |
103 |
You're to give these a 'comb-over' for Spicer's press briefing on the Supreme Court. |
1.4328 |
0.04882 |
238 |
173 |
27 |
38 |
104 |
I don't understand why Hogwarts can't just e-mail their tax forms like everybody else. |
1.4322 |
0.04532 |
236 |
162 |
46 |
28 |
105 |
I asked my last assistant for towelettes and didn't have the heart to correct her. |
1.4322 |
0.04492 |
236 |
161 |
48 |
27 |
106 |
Frankly, Ms. O'Hara, I don't give a hoot. |
1.4304 |
0.04452 |
230 |
155 |
51 |
24 |
107 |
"I believe the expression is "ducks in a row". |
1.4267 |
0.04342 |
225 |
149 |
56 |
20 |
108 |
Don't ask us--he was here when we flew in this morning. |
1.4267 |
0.04565 |
225 |
154 |
46 |
25 |
109 |
They're not as smart as they look. |
1.4267 |
0.04342 |
225 |
149 |
56 |
20 |
110 |
They're not so much wise as sarcastic. |
1.4267 |
0.04477 |
225 |
152 |
50 |
23 |
111 |
Ducks, owls, whatever -- let's just get them in a row, okay Ms. Selkirk? |
1.4260 |
0.04416 |
223 |
149 |
53 |
21 |
112 |
Say "knock-knock.' |
1.4260 |
0.04083 |
223 |
142 |
67 |
14 |
113 |
Escort them out. I'm sick of answering the same question. |
1.4227 |
0.04410 |
220 |
147 |
53 |
20 |
114 |
Actually, I asked for nine towels. |
1.4213 |
0.04515 |
216 |
146 |
49 |
21 |
115 |
From what I can gather, the desk was made from their favorite tree. |
1.4213 |
0.04219 |
216 |
140 |
61 |
15 |
116 |
The night shift has arrived. |
1.4213 |
0.04562 |
216 |
147 |
47 |
22 |
117 |
I said the bathroom needed towels. |
1.4213 |
0.04168 |
216 |
139 |
63 |
14 |
118 |
I'll have a ham sandwich, sweet tea, and 9 mice. |
1.4213 |
0.04369 |
216 |
143 |
55 |
18 |
119 |
Now that Gorsuch is in place and the nuclear option is history, tell the President we have the next Supreme Court nominees lined up...plus an extra for the cabinet. |
1.4186 |
0.04985 |
215 |
156 |
28 |
31 |
120 |
If you saw the size of the rat in your office, you wouldn't ask. |
1.4178 |
0.04308 |
213 |
140 |
57 |
16 |
121 |
Turns out I'm a wizard. |
1.4171 |
0.04589 |
211 |
144 |
46 |
21 |
122 |
Let me guess: all the dead mice in the fridge are yours? |
1.4163 |
0.04468 |
209 |
140 |
51 |
18 |
123 |
I'd introduce you but I don't know who's who. |
1.4163 |
0.04468 |
209 |
140 |
51 |
18 |
124 |
It's 'ducks in a row', sir - and it's a figure of speech. |
1.4163 |
0.04620 |
209 |
143 |
45 |
21 |
125 |
I asked for "towels" Linda! |
1.4155 |
0.04652 |
207 |
142 |
44 |
21 |
126 |
They only want to work the night shift. |
1.4155 |
0.04601 |
207 |
141 |
46 |
20 |
127 |
I need another mouse for my desktop. |
1.4155 |
0.04550 |
207 |
140 |
48 |
19 |
128 |
I can't find my mouse. |
1.4126 |
0.04864 |
206 |
146 |
35 |
25 |
129 |
I'm gathering my wits about me. |
1.4118 |
0.04541 |
204 |
138 |
48 |
18 |
130 |
Is your mouse missing too? |
1.4118 |
0.04324 |
204 |
134 |
56 |
14 |
131 |
Strange. Nine computer mice are missing. |
1.4118 |
0.04379 |
204 |
135 |
54 |
15 |
132 |
For the last time, please tell Hogwart's to take us off their mailing list. |
1.4109 |
0.04464 |
202 |
135 |
51 |
16 |
133 |
Never order bowls online. |
1.4109 |
0.04408 |
202 |
134 |
53 |
15 |
134 |
For the last time, Meredith, my eyes are up here. |
1.4100 |
0.04870 |
200 |
141 |
36 |
23 |
135 |
Well someone has to give a hoot around here! |
1.4091 |
0.04352 |
198 |
130 |
55 |
13 |
136 |
I changed the new one's name from 'Garland' to 'Gorsuch'. |
1.4088 |
0.05248 |
181 |
130 |
28 |
23 |
137 |
I said tax attorney, not TAXIDERMY! |
1.4082 |
0.05200 |
196 |
144 |
24 |
28 |
138 |
Please have the deli deliver a ham and cheddar on rye and nine field mice. |
1.4082 |
0.04499 |
196 |
131 |
50 |
15 |
139 |
Is that a new tie? |
1.4041 |
0.04775 |
193 |
134 |
40 |
19 |
140 |
They're terrible with names. |
1.4011 |
0.04823 |
187 |
130 |
39 |
18 |
141 |
Is that really wise, sir? |
1.4011 |
0.04703 |
187 |
128 |
43 |
16 |
142 |
We are investing more in survelliance |
1.4011 |
0.04579 |
187 |
126 |
47 |
14 |
143 |
Yes there are 9 now… The last ones name is Gorsuch. |
1.4011 |
0.05113 |
187 |
135 |
29 |
23 |
144 |
I'd like to introduce you to our night staff. |
1.3989 |
0.04773 |
183 |
126 |
41 |
16 |
145 |
There was a typo in our football article, so here are the entrants for the superb owl contest. |
1.3973 |
0.07981 |
73 |
52 |
13 |
8 |
146 |
Chicken salad on rye, coffee, and nine mice, please. |
1.3967 |
0.04875 |
184 |
129 |
37 |
18 |
147 |
Symbols of wisdom or ruthless predators: either way, we can pay them as consultants. |
1.3967 |
0.05055 |
184 |
132 |
31 |
21 |
148 |
It's Hogwarts' spam |
1.3967 |
0.04752 |
184 |
127 |
41 |
16 |
149 |
It's ok, they're service owls. |
1.3966 |
0.04846 |
179 |
124 |
39 |
16 |
150 |
Yes, Horton. I hear it too. |
1.3956 |
0.04851 |
182 |
127 |
38 |
17 |
151 |
Miss Miller, do you know anything about omens? |
1.3956 |
0.04788 |
182 |
126 |
40 |
16 |
152 |
It's actually "whom." |
1.3944 |
0.04694 |
180 |
123 |
43 |
14 |
153 |
Really, Ms. Scarlett, I don't give a hoot. |
1.3944 |
0.05075 |
180 |
129 |
31 |
20 |
154 |
Miss Wilkins, you will begin with 'Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the Court.' |
1.3933 |
0.05359 |
178 |
132 |
22 |
24 |
155 |
It's a Model Supreme Court: nine old birds who don't give a hoot. |
1.3933 |
0.05116 |
178 |
128 |
30 |
20 |
156 |
Eunice, when you leave the office at night, please close the window. |
1.3920 |
0.04833 |
176 |
122 |
39 |
15 |
157 |
This is night owls. Early birds are two doors down. |
1.3908 |
0.04733 |
174 |
119 |
42 |
13 |
158 |
Towels, Miss Dinglebranch. Towels. |
1.3908 |
0.04662 |
174 |
118 |
44 |
12 |
159 |
They heard we were a predatory lender. |
1.3902 |
0.05081 |
164 |
115 |
34 |
15 |
160 |
So this is all that's left of the EPA? |
1.3873 |
0.05089 |
173 |
124 |
31 |
18 |
161 |
How dare you call me the crazy cat lady. |
1.3873 |
0.05283 |
173 |
127 |
25 |
21 |
162 |
A tuna sandwich on rye and nine mice. |
1.3860 |
0.04638 |
171 |
116 |
44 |
11 |
163 |
Oh, Miss Helpler, I'm way beyond having my ducks in a row! |
1.3860 |
0.04784 |
171 |
118 |
40 |
13 |
164 |
No, sir, I'm almost certain the promotion department suggested giving a TOWEL to new customers when they open an account. |
1.3846 |
0.04441 |
169 |
112 |
49 |
8 |
165 |
The acceptance letters to the seniors at Hogwarts are ready to be sent. |
1.3846 |
0.05105 |
169 |
121 |
31 |
17 |
166 |
Yeah, hi...the keyboard works fine but my mouse is missing again |
1.3846 |
0.04821 |
169 |
117 |
39 |
13 |
167 |
It’s a ‘parliament,’ Ms. Simpson, not a ‘flock.’ |
1.3846 |
0.04597 |
169 |
114 |
45 |
10 |
168 |
The new edition of Who's Who just arrived |
1.3832 |
0.04933 |
167 |
117 |
36 |
14 |
169 |
May I introduce the new Supreme Court? |
1.3832 |
0.05487 |
167 |
125 |
20 |
22 |
170 |
We'll be paying them on an owly basis. |
1.3832 |
0.04933 |
167 |
117 |
36 |
14 |
171 |
Bill, I'm having some trouble with my m-o-u-s-e. |
1.3818 |
0.04823 |
165 |
114 |
39 |
12 |
172 |
Is this wise, sir? |
1.3804 |
0.05237 |
163 |
118 |
28 |
17 |
173 |
Alexa, I asked for a towel. |
1.3793 |
0.09146 |
58 |
43 |
8 |
7 |
174 |
I'm not kidding, Trump plans to replace the entire Supreme Court! |
1.3789 |
0.05499 |
161 |
120 |
21 |
20 |
175 |
Mother always told me: choose your friends wisely or choose wise friends. |
1.3788 |
0.06747 |
66 |
43 |
21 |
2 |
176 |
I like hooters. There, I said it. |
1.3750 |
0.05074 |
160 |
114 |
32 |
14 |
177 |
Put name tags on them. I have no clue who's who. |
1.3750 |
0.04996 |
160 |
113 |
34 |
13 |
178 |
Have you met our new branch managers? |
1.3750 |
0.04754 |
160 |
110 |
40 |
10 |
179 |
We're being spammed by Hogwarts. |
1.3750 |
0.04996 |
160 |
113 |
34 |
13 |
180 |
What,Where,When & Why are in the lobby. |
1.3734 |
0.05118 |
158 |
113 |
31 |
14 |
181 |
I wanted to soar with the eagles, but I'm middle-management. |
1.3734 |
0.04876 |
158 |
110 |
37 |
11 |
182 |
We hired them to work the night shift. |
1.3734 |
0.04707 |
158 |
108 |
41 |
9 |
183 |
You work nights, you make friends. |
1.3734 |
0.05273 |
158 |
115 |
27 |
16 |
184 |
This isn't the kind of 'collective wisdom' I had in mind. |
1.3734 |
0.04958 |
158 |
111 |
35 |
12 |
185 |
It appears you had another successful trip to Costco, Sir. |
1.3734 |
0.05118 |
158 |
113 |
31 |
14 |
186 |
It's our new motto: 'The Company That Gives a Hoot!' |
1.3730 |
0.05490 |
126 |
88 |
29 |
9 |
187 |
Careful. They have Irritable Owl Syndrome. |
1.3718 |
0.05081 |
156 |
111 |
32 |
13 |
188 |
Could you please bring us nine dead mice and a decaf latte? |
1.3718 |
0.05081 |
156 |
111 |
32 |
13 |
189 |
Oh. So you can see them as well? |
1.3718 |
0.04999 |
156 |
110 |
34 |
12 |
190 |
Nadine, I have a somewhat unusual project I'd like you to take on. |
1.3718 |
0.05162 |
156 |
112 |
30 |
14 |
191 |
Thanks, Gladys. I'll have the usual for lunch. Pastrami on rye, chips, a Diet Coke, and nine mice. |
1.3701 |
0.05126 |
154 |
110 |
31 |
13 |
192 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, we ARE a 'fly-by-night' outfit. Your point? |
1.3701 |
0.04957 |
154 |
108 |
35 |
11 |
193 |
What, when, why, where, but the greatest of all is WHO? |
1.3692 |
0.05995 |
130 |
97 |
18 |
15 |
194 |
Please let maintenance know the mouse problem is taken care of. |
1.3667 |
0.04674 |
150 |
102 |
41 |
7 |
195 |
No. I said I need more HOURS to get the job done. |
1.3667 |
0.05131 |
150 |
107 |
31 |
12 |
196 |
As your new President, after great contemplation, these are my nominees to fill the entire Supreme Court! |
1.3667 |
0.05709 |
150 |
114 |
17 |
19 |
197 |
Ms. Jones, I've gotten a distressingly high number of complaints regarding your parrot's abusive language. |
1.3667 |
0.05302 |
150 |
109 |
27 |
14 |
198 |
Yes, I'm the night manager. |
1.3667 |
0.05043 |
150 |
106 |
33 |
11 |
199 |
I guess word has gotten out about our mouse problem. |
1.3649 |
0.05087 |
148 |
105 |
32 |
11 |
200 |
Can't you see I'm in a meeting? |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
201 |
Your 3 a.m. is here. |
1.3649 |
0.05265 |
148 |
107 |
28 |
13 |
202 |
No, I'm asking you - who's my first appointment? |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
203 |
I believe the correct word is 'whom'. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
204 |
The new guys from corporate want us to focus less on "the how" and more on "the who" |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
205 |
This desk was made from the tree they lived in |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
206 |
One of our owls is missing. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
207 |
I'm here for the Hooters interview. |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
208 |
It's whom. |
1.3630 |
0.04649 |
146 |
99 |
41 |
6 |
209 |
Around here, we don't ask "why". |
1.3630 |
0.05132 |
146 |
104 |
31 |
11 |
210 |
Do it, do it, do it: Say 'Knock, knock.' |
1.3611 |
0.04789 |
144 |
99 |
38 |
7 |
211 |
It's Monday. Of course I'm in a fowl mood. |
1.3607 |
0.07026 |
61 |
41 |
18 |
2 |
212 |
My wife swears she sent me out for towels. |
1.3592 |
0.05321 |
142 |
103 |
27 |
12 |
213 |
Nine mice and a vodka martini, Ms. Phipps. |
1.3592 |
0.05130 |
142 |
101 |
31 |
10 |
214 |
When we are at work, it's Dr. Who. |
1.3592 |
0.05321 |
142 |
103 |
27 |
12 |
215 |
I've come up with the solution for the appointment of Supreme Court Justices that should please both partys. |
1.3592 |
0.05684 |
142 |
107 |
19 |
16 |
216 |
We're looking for someone who can come in during the day. |
1.3592 |
0.04931 |
142 |
99 |
35 |
8 |
217 |
Once you tell someone you collect owls it quickly gets out of hand. |
1.3592 |
0.05226 |
142 |
102 |
29 |
11 |
218 |
The takeaway? Don't order awls from a hardware store in Boston. |
1.3571 |
0.05741 |
140 |
106 |
18 |
16 |
219 |
If I buy one more, I earn a free barn. |
1.3571 |
0.05176 |
140 |
100 |
30 |
10 |
220 |
Surrounding yourself with an endangered species won't protect you from getting fired, Bob. |
1.3551 |
0.05224 |
138 |
99 |
29 |
10 |
221 |
Crazy, you say? Well, maybe, but do you see any squirrels around here? |
1.3546 |
0.05794 |
141 |
108 |
16 |
17 |
222 |
I said towels. |
1.3546 |
0.05243 |
141 |
102 |
28 |
11 |
223 |
Costco. |
1.3546 |
0.05433 |
141 |
104 |
24 |
13 |
224 |
Oh my gosh! When did you shave your head?! |
1.3546 |
0.05339 |
141 |
103 |
26 |
12 |
225 |
They're ok with working nights. |
1.3546 |
0.05146 |
141 |
101 |
30 |
10 |
226 |
Yes. And again sir, who is here and I don't know what is waiting outside. |
1.3546 |
0.05526 |
141 |
105 |
22 |
14 |
227 |
I promoted THEM, because they're the only ones who give a hoot. |
1.3546 |
0.05146 |
141 |
101 |
30 |
10 |
228 |
We've just welcomed Mr. Gorsuch to the bench. |
1.3504 |
0.05540 |
137 |
102 |
22 |
13 |
229 |
I accidentally clicked 'Reply Owl.' |
1.3504 |
0.05241 |
137 |
99 |
28 |
10 |
230 |
Will you be needing any more owls before I go, sir? |
1.3504 |
0.05241 |
137 |
99 |
28 |
10 |
231 |
I'm working nine owls a day. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
232 |
This week. Tiny Desk Concert. The Who. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
233 |
It's spam from Hogwarts. |
1.3481 |
0.05496 |
135 |
100 |
23 |
12 |
234 |
As a matter of fact, I do give a hoot. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
235 |
Do these glasses make me look smart? |
1.3459 |
0.05342 |
133 |
97 |
26 |
10 |
236 |
Guess which one of us is the supreme court nominee. |
1.3459 |
0.05752 |
133 |
101 |
18 |
14 |
237 |
Ask them who's on first. |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
238 |
Our pigeon problem is solved. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
239 |
The EPA just cut all their branches. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
240 |
I hardly think this is an HR matter. I only asked to see her hooters. |
1.3435 |
0.05607 |
131 |
98 |
21 |
12 |
241 |
I think a better question is, "Why?" |
1.3435 |
0.05607 |
131 |
98 |
21 |
12 |
242 |
Tell IT support I need another mouse. And please close the window. |
1.3435 |
0.04939 |
131 |
92 |
33 |
6 |
243 |
And I suppose you thought my affinity for hooters meant something else? |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
244 |
They were brought in as consultants on this year's edition of "Who's Who." |
1.3435 |
0.05501 |
131 |
97 |
23 |
11 |
245 |
I'm taking a break from the Internet. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
246 |
I see the new secure mail server system has been installed. |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
129 |
92 |
30 |
7 |
247 |
Why don't you just buy mousetraps, like everyone else? |
1.3411 |
0.05557 |
129 |
96 |
22 |
11 |
248 |
Our department is moving to night shift only |
1.3411 |
0.05665 |
129 |
97 |
20 |
12 |
249 |
Which one is Chief Justice? |
1.3411 |
0.05771 |
129 |
98 |
18 |
13 |
250 |
They were all out of penguins. |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
129 |
92 |
30 |
7 |
251 |
What makes you think we are a " fly by night" company? |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
129 |
92 |
30 |
7 |
252 |
You did ask me to order you Hooters for lunch. |
1.3411 |
0.05771 |
129 |
98 |
18 |
13 |
253 |
Clever bunch. They'll find our mole. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
254 |
We'll all have mice Margaret, thank you |
1.3411 |
0.05557 |
129 |
96 |
22 |
11 |
255 |
Go ahead -- ask me anything. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
256 |
Laugh, but I haven't seen a pigeon in weeks. |
1.3411 |
0.05447 |
129 |
95 |
24 |
10 |
257 |
Who who who who who who should I say is calling? |
1.3386 |
0.05725 |
127 |
96 |
19 |
12 |
258 |
They were all asking, "Who?" and I thought, "Well, why not me?" |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
259 |
No, Mrs. Johnson, I don't give a hoot. |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
127 |
90 |
31 |
6 |
260 |
Bunch, flock, parliament, whatever. Just get the damn things off my desk. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
261 |
Yes, they ARE very cute, Mrs. Gunderson, but I think mouse traps would have worked just as well. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
262 |
Apparently I've been accepted to Hogwarts. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
263 |
You are looking for whom? |
1.3386 |
0.04639 |
127 |
87 |
37 |
3 |
264 |
Miss Johnson, could you settle an argument? Is it "who" or "whom"? |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
127 |
90 |
31 |
6 |
265 |
I don't know where they came from, but at least the pigeons have left. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
266 |
Fire the cat. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
267 |
Looks like spam from Hogwarts |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
268 |
This isn't the Hooters happy hour I had in mind. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
269 |
Don't tell the pigeons. It's a surprise. |
1.3333 |
0.05616 |
123 |
92 |
21 |
10 |
270 |
Please tell Harry Potter to start using e-mails if he wants to contact me again. |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
271 |
I got tired of employees asking ‘How?’ or ‘Why?’ |
1.3333 |
0.09535 |
45 |
34 |
7 |
4 |
272 |
They’re wiser and cheaper than the previous board and we no longer have a rodent problem. |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
123 |
93 |
19 |
11 |
273 |
I'm writing a whoodunit. |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
123 |
90 |
25 |
8 |
274 |
My mouse is missing again |
1.3333 |
0.05120 |
123 |
88 |
29 |
6 |
275 |
I can't find my mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
123 |
93 |
19 |
11 |
276 |
Of course we'll need you to work nights. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
277 |
They're having trouble with "whom." |
1.3306 |
0.04894 |
121 |
85 |
32 |
4 |
278 |
We're in a tight spot, Margaret. They're asking me to name names. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
279 |
Good news Stella. You're off the night shift. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
280 |
Please don't say who again. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
281 |
Something tells me, Miss Hadley, that this may be a fly-by-night operation we're dealing with. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
282 |
At this magazine, what, when, where, why, and how are secondary. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
283 |
Carl, would you know what might have happened to my computer's mouse? |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
284 |
Spam from Hogwarts. |
1.3302 |
0.06102 |
106 |
80 |
17 |
9 |
285 |
For the last time, I didn't call you in here, Mrs. Hoo. |
1.3277 |
0.05860 |
119 |
91 |
17 |
11 |
286 |
I call them my little Supreme Court. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
287 |
Why yes, I was raised in a barn. |
1.3277 |
0.05737 |
119 |
90 |
19 |
10 |
288 |
Which one of you left a half-eaten mouse in the breakroom? |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
289 |
To whom are you speaking? |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
290 |
Personally my dear, I don't give a hoot. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
291 |
Miss Brooks, I ordered towels. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
292 |
I'm sorry ... the Supreme Court vacancy has been filled. |
1.3277 |
0.06098 |
119 |
93 |
13 |
13 |
293 |
Despite what you may have heard, Miss Jones, HR does not give a hoot. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
294 |
Relax, Sharon. These are service owls. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
295 |
I'm old school when it comes to tweeting. |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
296 |
Please stop staring at my hooters. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
297 |
I left my barn door open. |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
298 |
Pay no attention to the man behind the owls. |
1.3248 |
0.04830 |
117 |
82 |
32 |
3 |
299 |
I'm beefing up overnight security. |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
300 |
Ms. Hendricks, have IT send me up a new mouse. |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
301 |
Go ahead, pick an owl, any owl. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
302 |
Sir,there's a pussycat waiting outside who wants to go to sea with one of you. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
303 |
We just need the who, what, where and why. We have the "who" covered. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
304 |
Admit it Frank. Working the night shift for 30 years has changed you. |
1.3217 |
0.05865 |
115 |
88 |
17 |
10 |
305 |
Our email is down. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
306 |
No, they don't make you look smarter. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
307 |
Needed a hobby for my Match.com profile. |
1.3217 |
0.05865 |
115 |
88 |
17 |
10 |
308 |
And what do you collect? |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
309 |
I keep losing my mouse. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
310 |
Let's start again. I don't need a table for 9 hooters. I need a table for 9 at Hooters. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
311 |
Marcy, I don't know either if it's to who they belong, or to whom they belong. |
1.3186 |
0.04403 |
113 |
77 |
36 |
0 |
312 |
Just answer yes or no—have you ever seen a mouse in my office? |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
313 |
I'd like to return these owls, they keep saying "whom". |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
314 |
It may require working nights. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
315 |
You are looking for whom? |
1.3186 |
0.04579 |
113 |
78 |
34 |
1 |
316 |
I want you to get rid of the suggestion box immediately. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
317 |
Let's try this again, Ms. Beasley. Please order 9 towels. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
318 |
I understand that "where" and "when" are pressing concerns, but I'm focusing on "who." |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
319 |
Have you seen the mouse for my computer? |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
320 |
That's right, I run Who's Who. |
1.3153 |
0.05576 |
111 |
83 |
21 |
7 |
321 |
No, Mrs. Hoo, I didn't call for you this time either. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
322 |
In recognition of your 40 years of service, I'd like you to have one of these. |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
323 |
My wife suggested I take up bird watching. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
324 |
They refuse to go to sea untill we rehire all the Pussycats. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
325 |
I'm as perplexed as you Susan, but the doctor's orders were to keep a close eye on my owl movements. |
1.3153 |
0.06136 |
111 |
87 |
13 |
11 |
326 |
'They offered free shipping' |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
327 |
Quit staring at my hooters. |
1.3153 |
0.06001 |
111 |
86 |
15 |
10 |
328 |
Let us prey. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
329 |
My doctor says it's important to have regular owl movements. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
330 |
Yes, sir. The glasses do make you look smarter. |
1.3119 |
0.06071 |
109 |
85 |
14 |
10 |
331 |
I see you guys have been at it all night. |
1.3119 |
0.04997 |
109 |
78 |
28 |
3 |
332 |
I can't right now, i've irritable owl syndrome. |
1.3119 |
0.05930 |
109 |
84 |
16 |
9 |
333 |
Mrs. Skolnik, we've heard things. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
334 |
Ironically, Mort, this makes you look stupid! |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
335 |
Not to be a stickler, but I think you meant 'whom'. |
1.3113 |
0.06196 |
106 |
83 |
13 |
10 |
336 |
For the last time, it's "whom"! |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
337 |
They're all trained killers with built in GPS and no empathy. |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
338 |
Actually, it's "whom". |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
339 |
Do you know where my mouse is? |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
340 |
We also need to know What, When, and Where. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
341 |
I think we may have a diversity problem, Susan. |
1.3107 |
0.05168 |
103 |
74 |
26 |
3 |
342 |
I think you mean "whom" |
1.3077 |
0.05127 |
104 |
75 |
26 |
3 |
343 |
I see you still haven't sent the Dumbledore letter. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
344 |
One more and I'll have a minyan! |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
345 |
With the right marketing we can get these guys to replace the Supreme Court. |
1.3077 |
0.06273 |
104 |
82 |
12 |
10 |
346 |
If this doesn't protect my job here at the Department of Interior, then I don't know what will. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
347 |
A cup of coffee, cream, no sugar, and nine voles. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
348 |
Turns out they're more afraid of the mice than we are. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
349 |
On the plus side, I haven't found a pigeon on my desk in weeks. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
350 |
Get me nine pussy cats and nine beautiful pea-green boats, ASAP! |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
351 |
The new mousepad you got me seems to have attracted quite a bit of attention. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
352 |
In retrospect, I think the anxiety labradoodle would have been a better choice. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
353 |
Bring me the Hitchcock file. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
354 |
For the third time, my name is Janet and I work in sales. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
355 |
I've got a lot on my desk but I'll try to squeeze him in. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
356 |
They're very good at the Who, but not so good at the What, Where, When or Why. |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
357 |
I've assembled a real whoos hooooooo to assist you. |
1.3077 |
0.07571 |
65 |
50 |
10 |
5 |
358 |
Welcome to Who's Who |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
359 |
Wise guys. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
360 |
Yes, Linda. I hit "Reply all." |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
361 |
Pick an owl, any owl. |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
362 |
It's bring your owls to work day. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
363 |
The A.M.A. says that only with a 10th owl is it officially termed an 'obsession.' |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
364 |
Next year's "Bring your pet to work day" will have some restrictions. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
365 |
These are all incredibly stupid. Bring me another. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
366 |
They ask the questions, not you. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
367 |
Regretfully, sir, I can't work for a messenger service that's fly-by-night. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
368 |
H.R. said we can't call them hooters. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
369 |
I just need one more and then I can get the set of steak knives. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
370 |
To whom are you speaking? |
1.3000 |
0.04820 |
100 |
71 |
28 |
1 |
371 |
Come on, Meredith, it's for my kid's school. Buy at least one. Jeez! |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
372 |
They can't all be on first, sir. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
373 |
We're anticipating a resurgence in predatory lending |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
374 |
I think I've assembled absolutely the wisest cabinet ever assembled. |
1.2959 |
0.06190 |
98 |
77 |
13 |
8 |
375 |
Miss Pursley, please tell the exaltation of larks I'll see them now. |
1.2959 |
0.06190 |
98 |
77 |
13 |
8 |
376 |
You don't have to say your name each time. It's a rhetorical question. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
377 |
Only one therapy animal allowed, Stu. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
378 |
Cream, no sugar, and nine mice |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
379 |
A box of field mice and a lot of newspaper, pronto. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
380 |
Frankly, I don't give a hoot if we have to work the night shift. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
381 |
I'm surrounding myself with wisdom. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
382 |
Have you seen my mouse? |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
383 |
Let's see. there's happy, dopey, doc, snoopy, lucy, kermit, curley, moe, and I forget the one on the right. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
384 |
Good news. The mice are gone. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
385 |
Apparently, more people give a hoot than anticipated. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
386 |
They really don't make you look any wiser |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
387 |
We'll have five chipmunks, four field mice and a tuna salad on rye. |
1.2929 |
0.06134 |
99 |
78 |
13 |
8 |
388 |
Yes Ms. Jenkins--although it's a real hoot to work in this office, there is always a lot of crap to deal with. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
389 |
They're looking for my mouse. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
390 |
If you're not a varmint, Marjory, then you have nothing to worry about. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
391 |
It's high time we do something about the lack of vision around here. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
392 |
'What?', Alice, is a REFRESHING question. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
393 |
I'm not a people person. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
394 |
Sir, you did say you wanted a team of blood thirsty carnivores that would work all night. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
395 |
It's one too many owls, isn't it? |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
396 |
The ad said eco-friendly drones. |
1.2929 |
0.06300 |
99 |
79 |
11 |
9 |
397 |
Remember when I told you that my desk drawer squeaked? |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
398 |
Have you seen the mouse for my computer? |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
399 |
It's from WHOM did I get them, not from WHO. |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
400 |
Who needs security cameras. They can swivel their heads 270 degrees. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
401 |
Apparently, people have been abusing the "Reply Owl" button again. |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
402 |
Towels! I asked for a gift set of towels! |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
403 |
For the late shift, I said I needed a night owl - not nine owls. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
404 |
I wanted a table for 9 at Hooters, not a table of 9 hooters!! |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
405 |
Unhackable. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
406 |
Madam, this is the "who" department. The "what" department is down the hall. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
407 |
Nine mice and a Caesar Salad, please. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
408 |
If it's a "WHO" question we can help |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
409 |
The word you are looking for is Parliament'. It's a 'Congress' of loons, |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
410 |
Yes, they WOULD make a nice Supreme Court, but . . . |
1.2917 |
0.06441 |
96 |
77 |
10 |
9 |
411 |
Their collective wisdom could easily replace the Supreme Court's. |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
412 |
I see nine wise old owls and one bird brain. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
413 |
No, I said the washroom needed more towels. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
414 |
Herbert, have you seen my mouse? |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
415 |
They don't give a hoot and neither do I. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
416 |
Can't you see that I already have enough on my desk? |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
417 |
There are precisely nine, Ms. Jones, so they will never become deadlocked on what to do with the gerbils. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
418 |
We use email here, Mr. Weasley. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
419 |
Please get me a cup of coffee and nine mice. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
420 |
This is a fly-by -night operation. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
421 |
Goddammit Howard, I said nine towels! |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
422 |
I got you Hooters like you asked. |
1.2917 |
0.06441 |
96 |
77 |
10 |
9 |
423 |
You may send in the pussycats now, Mrs. Gundersen. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
424 |
One ham and swiss on wheat, a diet Coke, and 45 field mice |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
425 |
What happened to the Penguin paperbacks? |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
426 |
Who's the wise guy now? |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
427 |
Owls are the new ficus. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
428 |
It's what the Supreme Court is supposed to look like. |
1.2917 |
0.06609 |
96 |
78 |
8 |
10 |
429 |
Bring me the Jones file and a bucket of mice. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
430 |
Want one? |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
431 |
Coffee, black, and a dozen mice for the owls. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
432 |
I said I wanted to be a night owl, not I wanted nine owls. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
433 |
Is this the Hogwarts mail room? |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
434 |
Are you able to identify which one stared at you? |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
435 |
It's a start, but it still doesn't explain the hollering. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
436 |
They're here to protest EPA funding cuts...and for the air conditioning. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
437 |
Can any of them play first base? |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
438 |
Well, your taxes are done. They had to pull an all-dayer to finish them though. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
439 |
You said that you wanted to see my hooters. Did you not? |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
440 |
What I need from you are the 'what,' 'where,' and 'why.' |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
441 |
It seems I've been accepted at Hogwart's. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
442 |
Excuse me sir, but your taxidermist is on line one. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
443 |
Meet the company softball team. Hoo's on first. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
444 |
Fixed the rodent problem. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
445 |
Housekeeping called in sick. Again. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
446 |
I was told a nine owl day was the norm around here... |
1.2872 |
0.06350 |
94 |
75 |
11 |
8 |
447 |
Say goodbye to the office rodent problem. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
448 |
Tell the student assembly that I'm not any closer to choosing a mascot. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
449 |
Ms Blake - By any chance, did I miss a Hogwarts tuition payment for Ida? |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
450 |
I'm afraid of mice. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
451 |
No one has a fax machine anymore. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
452 |
It's a veritable who's who around here. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
453 |
It's me, Janice, you're secretary. Why do you keep asking who I am? |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
454 |
They’ve agreed to help us find the mole. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
455 |
They're benchwarmers for each of the Supreme Court justices. |
1.2872 |
0.06700 |
94 |
77 |
7 |
10 |
456 |
We believe these messengers can't be hacked. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
457 |
I know who. I just don't know why. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
458 |
Your 3 a.m. is here. |
1.2872 |
0.06350 |
94 |
75 |
11 |
8 |
459 |
Can I give you a word to the wise? |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
460 |
Lots of Hogwarts mail today. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
461 |
I would like to introduce you to our newly confirmed Supreme Court Justices. |
1.2872 |
0.06527 |
94 |
76 |
9 |
9 |
462 |
We're going to be working late tonight. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
463 |
So who's working the day shift? |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
464 |
Not so foolish as your standing between them and their mother. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
465 |
Yes Mary, for the last time, a fucking parliament. |
1.2872 |
0.06350 |
94 |
75 |
11 |
8 |
466 |
On the bright side, we've solved our pigeon problem. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
467 |
Not exactly what I meant when I asked you to book The Who. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
468 |
I'm helping my kid raise money for his school. Want to buy an owl? |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
469 |
I can't resist a sale. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
470 |
And why do you want to work at Hooters. |
1.2872 |
0.06700 |
94 |
77 |
7 |
10 |
471 |
Oh, and J.K. Rowling called nine times. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
472 |
The real question is, why? |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
473 |
You hooted, sir? |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
474 |
It's a veritable who's who. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
475 |
Can you prove my committee is responsible for the droppings on your desk? |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
476 |
Wait until you see what's in the filing cabinet. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
477 |
No, I said I wanted nine outlets. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
478 |
The pigeon situation seemed completely controlled and they asked for more responsibility |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
479 |
Ten, or no deal. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
480 |
I figure my job is now protected by the Endangered Species Act. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
481 |
The mousetrap doesn't have to be organic next time. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
482 |
They are wise and they are predators. Don't you forget that, Mrs. Jennings. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
483 |
"Clean up on 'owl 9.'" It was a joke Ms. Smithers. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
484 |
I'm replacing the annual year-end bonus with my new 'give a hoot' program. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
485 |
I thought we could use more hooting and less hollering around here. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
486 |
We tried the mousetraps, Mrs. Kravitz, and we tried the cat- but now we are going to try it my way. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
487 |
They mulled it rigorously. It's 'whom'." |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
488 |
Despite my colleagues opinion, the correct word is "whom". |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
489 |
Yes, the glasses make you look smarter. The owls -- not so much. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
490 |
"I don't care how what your advisors say, it's 'whom'. |
1.2826 |
0.06434 |
92 |
74 |
10 |
8 |
491 |
Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a hoot! |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
492 |
Nice set, sir, but I'm still not showing you mine. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
493 |
You have messages from Roger Daltrey, Alfred Hitchcock, and Temple University. |
1.2826 |
0.06434 |
92 |
74 |
10 |
8 |
494 |
Get me What, Where, When and Why. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
495 |
I thought I'd add some hooting to all of my hollering. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
496 |
I got the idea from Trump, Miss Crenshaw. Always surround yourself with the best and wisest council. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
497 |
I told you, George, a full desk doesn't mean you're busy. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
498 |
"Meet our new interns. They're a hoot". |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
499 |
Did Mr Potter leave a forwarding address? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
500 |
Nancy, would you mind printing a return label for these owls? I ordered the wrong size. |
1.2826 |
0.06617 |
92 |
75 |
8 |
9 |
501 |
Can you pick up a few dozen field mice at lunch? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
502 |
They heard we've been working on a better mousetrap |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
503 |
Overkill, Lois? Well, you don't see any more mice, frogs or field snakes, do you? |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
504 |
OK, you do look wiser. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
505 |
Ask me if I give a hoot. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
506 |
There's something different, are those new glasses? |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
507 |
Please stop staring at my hooters. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
508 |
I told them I don't know, but they all keep asking me the same question. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
509 |
Unusual yes, but try and find a single vole in this office! |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
510 |
They came with the tree. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
511 |
Choose the best one for yourself and then send the others in for their bonuses. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
512 |
Stop staring at my Hooters |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
513 |
For the last time, it's who not whom in this case. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
514 |
Alice, you're going to have to stop shopping at Costco. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
515 |
You realize sir, there's an app for that. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
516 |
This is not what I meant by improving our corporate vision! |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
517 |
They're willing to work the night shift. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
518 |
Frankly, I don't give a hoot what the rest of the office thinks. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
519 |
Show in Mr. Pigeon. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
520 |
But, unlike drones, they require no FAA approval. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
521 |
If that's all, Miss Felson, I'd like to get back to regurgitating into their mouths. |
1.2778 |
0.06709 |
90 |
74 |
7 |
9 |
522 |
I'm afraid of mice. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
523 |
Actually, I really don't give a hoot Ms Guthrie. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
524 |
I said I needed a Night Owl for the project. Not Nine Owls! |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
525 |
Actually, it's whom, not who. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
526 |
Take a letter, Miss Bronson. And an owl. |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
527 |
This used to be the Night Desk. |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
528 |
Your obsession with hooters is making me feel uncomfortable. |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
529 |
For the last time, it's "whom"! |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
530 |
Nine dead mice and a macchiato please. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
531 |
Welcome to Whoo's Whoo in America. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
532 |
I don't care how many of these owls you make to give POTUS, they still won't make him wise. |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
533 |
Stop staring at my Hooters |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
534 |
You can cross 'rodent infestation" off the list of grievances. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
535 |
Meet my Cabinet. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
536 |
It's a trade off--more hooey, less fake news. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
537 |
Not 'who.' Whom. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
538 |
A word to the wise Ms. Fitch. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
539 |
I asked you to book 9 holes. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
540 |
I used to have coffee mugs, but people kept taking them. |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
541 |
This isn't what I meant when I said I'll have Hooters for lunch. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
542 |
They may be wise, but they still can't reach a concensus. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
543 |
Wisest decision I ever made! |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
544 |
At least the snakes don't bother me anymore. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
545 |
Another letter campaign from Hogwarts, Mr. Senator? |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
546 |
Choose wisely |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
547 |
I like to say that I have the biggest hooters in the company. |
1.2742 |
0.07333 |
62 |
49 |
9 |
4 |
548 |
Email is down again. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
549 |
Helen, this guy's in our chair again. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
550 |
I thought you said you wanted hooters for lunch, Sir. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
551 |
This ten owl workday is not what I expected. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
552 |
I saw a mouse. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
553 |
There's no easy way to ask this, Donna, but I've received reports that you're using psychedelic drugs at work. Is there any truth to these allegations? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
554 |
May I tempt you with one? |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
555 |
We've decided, Mrs. Carlisle. We'll have one Chicken Caesar and nine live mice. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
556 |
Now who's the wise guy? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
557 |
Let me rephrase that: Whom are you looking for? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
558 |
It's 'WHO', not 'WHOM'! |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
559 |
For the last time, Martha, stop staring at my hooters. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
560 |
I don't give a hoot, you're fired. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
561 |
When we need you, Estelle, we'll hoot. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
562 |
They really do help keep small rodents from cluttering my desk. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
563 |
They are weary, Ms. Jenson, of your inappropriate use of "whom." |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
564 |
They were the only ones who would work the night shift. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
565 |
The Hoot is mightier than the Tweet. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
566 |
Frankly, Susan, I don't give a hoot. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
567 |
I wanted a reservation for nine at Hooters. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
568 |
They're the night shift. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
569 |
We're outsourcing wisdom. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
570 |
Sorry, whom. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
571 |
...because at Hoot, Beak, and Clawamouse we have traditions, Alice. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
572 |
Frankly, I don't really give a hoot. And neither do they. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
573 |
More airmail from Hogwarts? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
574 |
Apparently, Hogwarts won't take 'No' as an answer. |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
575 |
Because pigeons would be nonsensical. |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
576 |
I'm teaching them to say whom. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
577 |
Think of it as a rustic surveillance system. I saw them at the EPA liquidation sale and couldn't resist. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
578 |
Don't you think they make me look wiser? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
579 |
They want to know who. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
580 |
I'm just going to have to keep interviewing until I find the right one. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
581 |
I never meet alone with a woman who is not my wife. |
1.2639 |
0.07659 |
72 |
61 |
3 |
8 |
582 |
All you did was go from an ass to a wise ass. |
1.2597 |
0.06768 |
77 |
63 |
8 |
6 |
583 |
We have them in training for the Supreme Court. |
1.2593 |
0.06978 |
81 |
68 |
5 |
8 |
584 |
I really need to get off of the Hogwart's mailing list. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
585 |
The night staff has some demands. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
586 |
Corporate's "organic" solution to our mouse problem... |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
587 |
So you see, it was perfectly innocent when I asked to see your hooters. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
588 |
"Buy Hooters" meant shares in the restaurant. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
589 |
Yes, but have you ever seen any mice around here? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
590 |
Their union wants the night shift. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
591 |
They're protected, but you're fired. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
592 |
I said we need more TOWELS! |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
593 |
We're looking for someone who gives a hoot. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
594 |
I'm their consigliere. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
595 |
Nine?!" I told you, "Night Owls are needed to fill the position. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
596 |
Three more, and I can retire. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
597 |
I said Nice Hooters, Not Nine Hooters. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
598 |
Well, I think we can all agree--never order new company towels using a cell phone. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
599 |
Who's Who in the office now, Ms. Jenkins? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
600 |
sir, someone from endangered species act is here |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
601 |
It's called a "Parliament," Sheila. Frankly, I'm surprised you don't know that by now. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
602 |
This represents our collective wisdom |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
603 |
Frankly sir, I just don't give a hoot. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
604 |
Yes Ms. Crimshack, please stop the ad we ran for a Night Owl. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
605 |
Because I give a hoot, Miss Pinkley. That's why. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
606 |
I said I wanted nine towels. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
607 |
Now, more than ever Ms. Jones, we must give a hoot. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
608 |
I'm still a man, Marjorie. But now I'm a man with hooters. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
609 |
Because nine was all they had. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
610 |
It's whom. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
611 |
I really do give a hoot. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
612 |
You know very well where we want to eat. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
613 |
Do I look any smarter? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
614 |
Irene, the client owed us nine hours. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
615 |
I think you've got the Whos covered, but you are a little short on What, When, Where, Why and How. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
616 |
So, should I cancel the exterminator? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
617 |
it's not who, it's WHOM. |
1.2532 |
0.04923 |
79 |
59 |
20 |
0 |
618 |
I need you to handle my correspondence with Hogwarts |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
619 |
Meet the nightshift. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
620 |
The boys would like a few more mice on today's pizza. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
621 |
Who knows? |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
622 |
Change the memo from smart ass to wise guy |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
623 |
On the contrary, Ms. Johnson; as you can see, I actually give several hoots. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
624 |
Please show them around, they start tonight. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
625 |
HR said to stop hiring owly employees........and my mouse is missing again. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
626 |
Have you decided on a title for your new movie, Mr. Hitchcock? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
627 |
It's not "Who did you call?" its "Whom did you call?" |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
628 |
What owls? |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
629 |
I'm not questioning their wisdom; I'm questioning your sanity. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
630 |
We ascribe to conventional wisdom. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
631 |
They work nights. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
632 |
What I said, Miss Hotchkiss, was that I'll need nine solid HOURS for the Acme project. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
633 |
I think we've got the third shift covered. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
634 |
I said towels. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
635 |
Sharon, I'd like you to meet our legal team. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
636 |
My daughter isn't selling cookies this year, but I know I can count on your continued support. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
637 |
Of course they're stuffed. Who would keep nine live barred owls on his desk? |
1.2532 |
0.06853 |
79 |
66 |
6 |
7 |
638 |
Don't you mean whom? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
639 |
Just pick the one that looks most familiar. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
640 |
Ms. Sturpitz, can you have General Services find some black robes for our new Supreme Court? |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
641 |
Miss Rowling is on hold again sir. She wants to know if you received her letters. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
642 |
It's all Betsy DeVos's idea. She figures we won't need as many teachers. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
643 |
Pulling another owl-nighter? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
644 |
I'm just saying you're the only one here who doesn't give a hoot. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
645 |
They're my eyes in ears in the field. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
646 |
Yes. I am the head of this parliament! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
647 |
Our night shift is particularly well staffed |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
648 |
You had fewer owls in your profile pic. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
649 |
I don't think any of us will come out any the wiser. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
650 |
I think we're all a little wiser now. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
651 |
I'm going through another Harry Potter phase. --Willa Ross, Age 11, Santa Monica, CA |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
652 |
First, I'd like to address the elephant in the room. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
653 |
I don't care if the proper term is "parliament of owls," Mrs. Munson. To me, they're just a bunch of owls, and I want them off my desk. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
654 |
Winged monkeys were too expensive. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
655 |
Tell the help desk I need another mouse. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
656 |
I'll have a roast beef on rye for lunch and our new board of directors would like nine plump mice. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
657 |
I received more spam from Hogwarts. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
658 |
Our mice problem is solved. Now we need to find a hawk. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
659 |
Pastrami on rye, Miss Gordon. And a side of nine small rodents, live. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
660 |
Would you think I was sweet on you if I offered you one? |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
661 |
I was very satisfied with 8 owls, but you just had to get the ninth, didn't you? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
662 |
You didn't know that it's "Take Your Owls to Work Day?" |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
663 |
Because they do give a Hoot, Cynthia. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
664 |
Because it avoids the whole hacking problem. That's why. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
665 |
Sir, the courier pigeons are not gonna like this. They will never come back. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
666 |
Give me an example of a time you had difficulties with a co-worker |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
667 |
They said I wasn't wise enough for the job. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
668 |
And how is your night vision? |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
669 |
what's next Mr. Hootie...a blowfish? |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
670 |
No, Who is on line one. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
671 |
I understand one of you has requested a transfer to the day shift. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
672 |
I'm going to need more mice |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
673 |
Just when nobody thought you gave a hoot. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
674 |
Don't blink, Miss Hitchcock. They hate that. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
675 |
C'mon, I showed you my hooters; you show me yours. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
676 |
They were the only nine we could get confirmed |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
677 |
Now, get a herd of goats. Then we'll be ready for the office Hootenanny. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
678 |
Send in the mice. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
679 |
They're real, and they're magnificent. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
680 |
People are starting to say we're in cahoots. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
681 |
These are service owls....I have bad night vision. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
682 |
I'm sorry, we're short two Pussy-cats for Friday's Dance by the Light of the Moon |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
683 |
Owligarchy |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
684 |
No one gives a hoot about your tweets. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
685 |
Nice hooters. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
686 |
You screeched? |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
687 |
Stop looking at my hooters. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
688 |
They were out of penguins. |
1.2500 |
0.07063 |
72 |
60 |
6 |
6 |
689 |
I've been told I need to give a hoot, so take one. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
690 |
I ordered a Gaggle of Geese, and they sent me an Osculant of Owls. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
691 |
I don't think the memo regarding the supreme court justices being nocturnal at their desks implied anything to do with hooters.... |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
692 |
The wise have it. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
693 |
You don't see any pigeons, do you? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
694 |
Who says I don't give a hoot? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
695 |
It's a feng shui thing. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
696 |
Are you in the middle of anything? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
697 |
The President picks his advisors; I pick mine! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
698 |
The CEO sent them with a note: "Wise Up" |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
699 |
They seem interested in what I say. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
700 |
Sir, I'm sorry, but I don't know which one is Hedwig. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
701 |
Professor McGonagall has been trying all day to get a hold of you, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
702 |
I know one of you stole my mouse. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
703 |
I thought I was applying to Who’s Who. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
704 |
The mice cancelled their appointment. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
705 |
That will be enough wisdom for today Delores. |
1.2432 |
0.05022 |
74 |
56 |
18 |
0 |
706 |
That's "To whom ..." |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
707 |
Frankly, Ms Jones, I give a hoot! |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
708 |
I think you are being duped; these are not the justices of the Supreme Court. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
709 |
They cost less than drones and they can make deliveries at night. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
710 |
The website advertised natural rodent control. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
711 |
It's a working lunch, Miss Jenkins. Bring us the field mouse menu. |
1.2432 |
0.07151 |
74 |
63 |
4 |
7 |
712 |
We've got a real who's who on the board this year. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
713 |
I keep telling them it’s ‘To whom it may concern’, but they just won’t listen. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
714 |
It's not 'who' madame, it's 'whom'. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
715 |
While your point is valid, neither me nor my colleagues give a hoot. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
716 |
I seem to have displaced my mouse. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
717 |
Sir...your wife is on line one...she has a question about the credit card bill. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
718 |
The email server is down again. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
719 |
Do not ask for whom the owls hoot, Doris, you know damn well they hoot for thee. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
720 |
I don't care how many invitations they send, Janet. I'm not going to the Hogwarts reunion. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
721 |
Nice set of hooters. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
722 |
I smell it too. One of them must have had an owl movement! |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
723 |
I think we've overreacted to our mouse problem. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
724 |
Temple University class of '62. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
725 |
No no, I distinctly said "moist towelettes" |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
726 |
Go ahead -- ask me anything. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
727 |
I had no idea this job would be such a hoot. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
728 |
This is not what I meant when I said "Show me your hooters." |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
729 |
I said a bunch of moist towelettes! |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
730 |
Don't ask questions, Miss Jenkins- just get me the Tootsie Roll Pops. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
731 |
Get Dumbledore on line one please. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
732 |
All my ducks in a row didn't work. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
733 |
Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” "What? |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
734 |
Who indeed. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
735 |
They keep the pigeons off my desk, why you ask? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
736 |
My HR team and I have narrowed the application process down to only one question. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
737 |
Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Precisely. |
1.2432 |
0.05022 |
74 |
56 |
18 |
0 |
738 |
Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
739 |
One tuna fish sandwich and nine mice, please. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
740 |
The HR handbook doesn't say anything about hooters in my office. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
741 |
Surrounding yourself with wisdom? |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
742 |
As you can see, Mrs. Snodgrass, our rodent problem is well in hand. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
743 |
Diane, when you asked if I wanted to see your hooters, I may have misunderstood. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
744 |
They were all out of mouse traps |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
745 |
I don't give a hoot what they told you! |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
746 |
Cancel my 2 a.m. meeting. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
747 |
I've chosen the nuclear option on our mouse problem |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
748 |
What, when and where are on the second floor. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
749 |
Because it's not what you know, but whoo. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
750 |
I assure you, I most certainly give a hoot. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
751 |
I can't seem to find my mouse, any idea where it went? |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
752 |
Look, I solved our mouse problem, and then I solved our cat problem. At this point, I think you just like having something to complain about. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
753 |
They give me any more crap and I'm outta here. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
754 |
Despite appearances, I really couldn't give a hoot about whatever it is you're here to tell me. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
755 |
I've already answered, "Who." What matters is, "Why." |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
756 |
Frankly my dear, we just don't give a hoot. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
757 |
Have you seen my computer mouse? |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
758 |
Don't see them as owls Jan, see them as an opportunity. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
759 |
Less wisdom than I expected and way more wiping. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
760 |
That pellet could have come from anyone. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
761 |
Does this mean I have to pull another all-nighter? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
762 |
When I said this was odd, I wasn't referring to the number of owls. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
763 |
It turns heads. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
764 |
They don't give a hoot |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
765 |
I thought I was buying a vowel. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
766 |
Yes, those glasses make you look very smart. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
767 |
What happened to the bald eagles? |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
768 |
'Sir, shall I give the eagles tomorrow morning off?' |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
769 |
I want those Hogwarts acceptance letters to go out today. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
770 |
Because _ten_ owls would be ridiculous. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
771 |
Of course I'm wearing pants. Why do you ask? |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
772 |
Athens rejected your offer. |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
773 |
It's not you, it's me |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
774 |
They were on sale. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
775 |
I really need to get off of the Hogwart's mailing list. |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
776 |
No, Miss McFadden, I said I needed nine medium-sized TOWELS for the workshop attendees. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
777 |
I'll match my team of advisors against his any day. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
778 |
The board told me I'd better wise up. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
779 |
It's according to "WHOM" |
1.2400 |
0.04965 |
75 |
57 |
18 |
0 |
780 |
You are correct. The newest one definitely leans to the right. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
781 |
We're all working late tonight. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
782 |
One more and we have enough for a meme. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
783 |
Apparently wiser heads have prevailed. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
784 |
A word to the wise, Miss Johnson. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
785 |
Still waiting on some new ideas, but our mice problem has been resolved. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
786 |
Nice tie. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
787 |
Joanne, have you seen my mouse anywhere? |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
788 |
It's a special: Buy one get Eight free! |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
789 |
Cleverly asking me 'who's who' will make for a long day around here. |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
790 |
Has the council of elders reached a consensus on what it would like for lunch today? |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
791 |
"No, he's on first"! |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
792 |
They were buy 1, get 8 free. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
793 |
Three dozen mice and a corned beef on rye. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
794 |
Ma'am, I'm sorry. The court has ruled and they just don't give a hoot about your problem |
1.2400 |
0.07062 |
75 |
64 |
4 |
7 |
795 |
Who is on the phone. |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
796 |
Do you have a word to the wise? |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
797 |
Due to budget cuts, we've merged the ornithology and library science departments. |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
798 |
But sir, the security cameras also rotate 360 degrees and have nocturnal vision and they won't dive-bomb at the lobby fish tank. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
799 |
They're cheaper than interns. |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
800 |
I'm being spammed by JK Rowling |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
801 |
Ok, WHO said WHAT? |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
802 |
Finally, I've found someone who gives a hoot. |
1.2373 |
0.06981 |
59 |
48 |
8 |
3 |
803 |
In fact, I did stop at Costco on the way home yesterday. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
804 |
Yes, we know who, but why? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
805 |
The good news is we no longer have a mouse problem... |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
806 |
And I find your mousiness unprofessional. |
1.2361 |
0.07266 |
72 |
62 |
3 |
7 |
807 |
No...What I said was that I wanted to meet with our hourly workers. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
808 |
This our weirdest paternity suit yet. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
809 |
Choose wisely |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
810 |
Says Who? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
811 |
They were on sale. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
812 |
They're smarter than carrier pigeons and they'll work all night. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
813 |
Would you like to buy a owl? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
814 |
No, I'm not Lou Costello and I don't know whose on first! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
815 |
IN TODAY'S WORLD AN MBA IS NOT ENOUGH. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
816 |
No one can say you don't give a hoot Mr. Johnson! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
817 |
They're my Cabinet. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
818 |
This is not what I meant when I said I was hoping to judge a Hooters contest! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
819 |
They're my eyes around the office. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
820 |
Thank you for not mentioning my irritable owl syndrome. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
821 |
I said we could use some more TOWELS around here . . . |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
822 |
It's a computer mouse I needed help finding. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
823 |
Well, because nine is a perfect square and they do that cute thing with their heads. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
824 |
I wanted to raise our level of cuteness while maintaining a certain degree of creepiness. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
825 |
They make horrible assistants but our mice problem is gone. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
826 |
The secret is not to give a hoot. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
827 |
Order me a tuna on rye, nine small rodents and a chocolate rugelach. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
828 |
Look at all the hoots I don't give! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
829 |
I assure you, they're not hooting at you in that way. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
830 |
We all have tickets to see "The Who". |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
831 |
It's unanimous. We'll have mice for lunch. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
832 |
I'm not cleaning up after this. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
833 |
Like my hooters? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
834 |
'Have you seen my other owl, Miss Grimly?" |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
835 |
Dorothy, I believe I asked you to order the #9 from Al's. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
836 |
Since you're allergic to cats, I brought these guys in to handle the mice problem. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
837 |
but I'm sure I ordered towels |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
838 |
All we want to know is who did this Who ? Who? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
839 |
Correction: we had a rodent problem |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
840 |
I seem to be missing an owl. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
841 |
I'm not cleaning your desk. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
842 |
A table AT Hooters, Miss Simpson. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
843 |
It's 'WHO', not 'WHOM'! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
844 |
I think I've solved our mice problem. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
845 |
And please see that all of our Hogwarts interns are set up on email as soon as possible. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
846 |
Ironically, I'm more concerned with why someone left these owls here. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
847 |
Once we clarify "who" and "whom," we'll take on the Oxford comma. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
848 |
That moment when you start feeling better about yourself and the 5 cats you have at home. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
849 |
I believe you mean "whom." |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
850 |
One pastrami on rye. And nine field mice. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
851 |
Actually, they don't give a hoot what you think. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
852 |
I see you've met the new call center team. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
853 |
They're filing a class action lawsuit against the new EPA administration. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
854 |
Who's the boss. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
855 |
This firm will no longer concern itself with 'what, where, when, and why?' |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
856 |
I guess you could say I don't give a hoot. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
857 |
Miss Smith, I'd like you to go out for nine dead mice for my guests and a prune Danish and coffee for me. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
858 |
I don't give a hoot, after a year, we finally have 9 on the bench again. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
859 |
Don't you mean whom? |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
860 |
They have a problem with the new swivel chairs. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
861 |
Please bring me a box of mice...and then stand back. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
862 |
Wait, better make that one tuna on rye and three of the small prey and rodent samplers. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
863 |
Welcome to the night shift! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
864 |
I wanted penguins, but they ran out of them. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
865 |
Bob, my mouse is missing from my desk. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
866 |
Okay, which hoot would you like me to give? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
867 |
One can never have too much wisdom, Ms. Jones. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
868 |
When I said, 'who gives a hoot,' I didn't mean it literally. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
869 |
They were the exterminator's idea. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
870 |
I get my best work done at night. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
871 |
They're requesting re-assignment to the night shift. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
872 |
They save me from having to remember anyone's name. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
873 |
Madeline, that will be nine tickets to The Who, please. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
874 |
Those glasses DO make you look smarter. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
875 |
This large order goes to the White House. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
876 |
I give a hoot. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
877 |
It's been two years already... shouldn't you start dating again? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
878 |
A cup of coffee and nine mice Ms. Stuart. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
879 |
Pellets, actually. Much better than seagulls. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
880 |
We bought the wrong Hooters. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
881 |
Order in a cob salad and nine dead rats. Thanks. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
882 |
around here its not the what, why, when, and where that's important |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
883 |
They think differently but I insist the proper usage is 'whom.' |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
884 |
They're day owls. |
1.2286 |
0.06801 |
70 |
59 |
6 |
5 |
885 |
Actually, it's "whom". |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
886 |
It's my new audit team. If its shiny they'll find it. |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
887 |
Well, if you must ask, the place was overrun with moles and shrews. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
888 |
They want me to file a cultural appropriation lawsuit against Hooters. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
889 |
Have you tried turning them off, then turning them on again? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
890 |
We really need to get off the night shift. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
891 |
No, I was referring to these hooters. |
1.2239 |
0.07312 |
67 |
58 |
3 |
6 |
892 |
Yes, your on-line profile "works with parliament" is misleading. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
893 |
It's mostly night work. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
894 |
Please don't tell them Who's On First. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
895 |
We were wondering if something could be done about the lights. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
896 |
I already know the who, I need you to tell me the what, where, when, and why. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
897 |
One ham and cheese and 9 field mice. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
898 |
No, I requested nine copies of Howl by Allen Ginsberg |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
899 |
I'm the token wise guy. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
900 |
They're applying for political asylum because of the war on knowledge. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
901 |
I can't help it. I love hooters. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
902 |
I just hired them for the night shift! |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
903 |
Oh, just an obscure parliamentary maneuver, that's all. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
904 |
Why do you keep saying first base? |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
905 |
Try closing the window. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
906 |
Right now I'm more focused on what, where, when, and why. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
907 |
It's a hacker-proof mail system. My kid told me about it. Put one on every desk. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
908 |
Is it 'who' or 'whom'........ I never really know for sure! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
909 |
Irritable owl syndrome again? I 'll get your pills. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
910 |
Frankly, Ms. Johnson, I don't give a hoot. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
911 |
For heavens sake, don't make me ask who. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
912 |
They are the parliament. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
913 |
Please take an owl and wait until we call your name. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
914 |
It's not my fault that for every 9 owls I make, you only make 7.2. |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
915 |
The new nightguards are cheaper by the dozen. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
916 |
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
917 |
I find it surprising, Ms. Ferguson, that you think saying 'hooters' in an office environment is offensive. |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
918 |
Well, let me just say that I haven't had a single pigeon land on my desk since I acquired these. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
919 |
No, Miss Filbert, I'm pretty sure I asked, "whom?" |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
920 |
No appointments after sundown please. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
921 |
I said we needed nine store outlets. |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
922 |
I thought you wanted Hooters. |
1.2206 |
0.06900 |
68 |
58 |
5 |
5 |
923 |
We're all working nights, effective immediately. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
924 |
No one wants to work nights anymore, I'm looking at outside talent. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
925 |
A NITE owl, not nine owls! |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
926 |
If you're going to bring a bag of dead mice to the office, we ask that you bring emough for everyone. |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
927 |
Alright......Who's the wise guy? |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
928 |
Your bosses called to say you'd gone AWOWL |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
929 |
I'm surprised you don't recognize Justice Gorsuch. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
930 |
When you said you had a meeting with parliament this isn't what we thought. |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
931 |
Barbara, I said I wanted more "tweets," not "hoots." |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
932 |
This is not what I meant by a wise investment. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
933 |
Sir, one of those owls ate my mouse. |
1.2206 |
0.06900 |
68 |
58 |
5 |
5 |
934 |
We'll be pulling an all-nighter. |
1.2206 |
0.05066 |
68 |
53 |
15 |
0 |
935 |
Yes, but you don't see any starlings landing on my desk, do you? |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
936 |
Whom!?," not "Who? |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
937 |
Why no one told me our new printer is a 3D printer? |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
938 |
Now my computer's mouse is missing too! |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
939 |
Apple's trademark prevents us from calling it a 'Genius Bar.' |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
940 |
We're not out of the woods yet, Ms. Meyers |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
941 |
I'm a bit of a nine owl. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
942 |
Tell him we have plenty of whos, but we're completely out of whats, whens, wheres, whys and hows. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
943 |
Meet the new graveyard shift workers. |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
944 |
Lose the glasses |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
945 |
Pidgeon problem solved. |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
946 |
I'm an unofficial member of the parliament. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
947 |
#OWLLIVESMATTER |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
948 |
Do these owls make me look Wise? |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
949 |
Miss Greeley, tell the lab rat's union's representative that I'm ready to discuss their working conditions complaints. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
950 |
Come for lunch with us Ms Haversham, It'll be a hoot! |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
951 |
They needed me for a minyan. |
1.2174 |
0.06807 |
69 |
59 |
5 |
5 |
952 |
I told you not to turn on the lights when you entered, Mrs. Jeffries. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
953 |
One question at a time, please. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
954 |
Take an owl , Miss Jones |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
955 |
There's Danish and a box of mice in the conference room. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
956 |
Not 'who.' Whom. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
957 |
It's bring your owls to work day. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
958 |
They volunteered to help me with my all-nighter. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
959 |
They call me the who's-who of Accounts Payable. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
960 |
They're prescription. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
961 |
They just showed up on my desktop. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
962 |
I'm sorry, you need the "what" desk. And no, I can't tell you "where" it is. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
963 |
I said, "Bring me some towels." |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
964 |
What, Where, How and When are arriving next week. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
965 |
Ms. Jones, cancel all my nocturnal apppintments. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
966 |
Unleash the mice. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
967 |
I find less people bother me when I have birds of prey all over my desk. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
968 |
The boss said to hire more workers who give a hoot. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
969 |
Your new assistants are really turning some heads. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
970 |
Hold all my calls. I'm waiting for an owl movement. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
971 |
What did you THINK I meant by "hooters"? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
972 |
Drones were too expensive. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
973 |
Hogwarts called, sir, and they're ready to negotiate. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
974 |
That's nine "who?" from them and one "hello" from me. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
975 |
You've got mail. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
976 |
They'll be taking over the night shift. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
977 |
We're going to need newspaper. Lots of newspaper. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
978 |
Well, you said I should pick up a hobby, so I've picked up taxiderming. Do you want one? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
979 |
Is this a bad time to ask you for a raise |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
980 |
Since Brexit this parliament has been meeting here. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
981 |
They keep my garden rodent-free. I want them to see what I do. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
982 |
Ms. Dorchester... When I left my office last night, I had 10 owls. Today I have 9. Can you explain? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
983 |
When the pigeon comes, send him in. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
984 |
They remove the temptation to clutter my desk. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
985 |
A turkey club and nine mice, thank you. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
986 |
Well, at least I'm moving forward on a plan for the pigeon problem.. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
987 |
You really need to get over your fear of mice. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
988 |
The pet store assured me that I had purchased two females ... |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
989 |
This is not what I meant when I asked you to send me workers who gave a hoot about our company. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
990 |
Whom!?," not "Who? |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
991 |
When I said I wanted hooters around, I wasn't trying to be politically correct. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
992 |
Do we have any newspapers? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
993 |
Tell Mr. Potter the answer is still "no." |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
994 |
We've figured out who. Now for where, what, and how. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
995 |
Worse still, I can't find my mouse. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
996 |
It's not what you know,....... |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
997 |
They keep away the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
998 |
What were you expecting when you ordered the 'Harry Potter' desk? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
999 |
But they will be worth eighteen in the bush. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1000 |
You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a hoot. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1001 |
If you're going to ask my name, be sure you start with the word 'what.' |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1002 |
Those do not make you look any wiser. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1003 |
You wouldn't happen to have a field mouse on you, by any chance? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1004 |
I don't care how you communicated in your old job, in this office we use e-mail. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1005 |
You weren't kidding when you said this place is for the birds. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1006 |
Yes, it is owl about me. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1007 |
Let me tell you who's who. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1008 |
Owl call you. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1009 |
Don't worry, they only work nights. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1010 |
I specifically asked for nite owls - not nine owls - nite owls. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1011 |
Let us prey. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1012 |
I'm not a morning person either. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1013 |
One more and I get the 11th one free. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1014 |
In my day, students gave me apples. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1015 |
I know; it's weird. These seem to be day owls. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1016 |
St Louis is looking for a new first baseman. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1017 |
File these under 'O'. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1018 |
I need you to train the night shift. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1019 |
When the cat's away, the mice WON'T play. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1020 |
I told IT I wanted a messaging system that couldn't be hacked. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1021 |
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, befuddle them with owls. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1022 |
This job's a hoot! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1023 |
I'm pulling an all nighter. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1024 |
What's the second part of your potato chip advertising idea? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1025 |
I am still none the wiser |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1026 |
I agree Ms. Keller, they are nice hooters. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1027 |
Will that be owl for today, sir? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1028 |
Tell IT that I need more mice. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1029 |
Well, after spending an hour with them, I can safely say they may be wise. But they are not good communicators. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1030 |
Your boss, that's who. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1031 |
They're my service animals. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1032 |
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1033 |
The prey are here to see you. Shall I invite them in? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1034 |
That's the last time I ever get drunk and shop on Etsy. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1035 |
Again?! You know nothing ever gets done when the parliament is involved. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1036 |
I'll only answer questions regarding the what, where, when, or why. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1037 |
I was quite clear, Miss Hughes, I asked you to order me a new set of towels.... |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1038 |
I see you've gone back to using your old twitter account. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1039 |
No, the glasses don't make you look wiser. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1040 |
I asked you to order nine awls! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1041 |
No, they don't make you look smarter. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1042 |
There are twenty more in the lobby, Senator. Something about their Uncle Woodsy and your coal vote. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1043 |
"Sir - just because they abolished the EPA doesn't mean you can take matters into your own hands - the ADA will be next. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1044 |
They can't file or type, but they'll work for mice. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1045 |
So, where are the pussycats? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1046 |
Who is on line 1 |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1047 |
I hate mice. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1048 |
Who's asking? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1049 |
And we say it's who not whom |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1050 |
Is this how the EPA is sending its warnings these days? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1051 |
Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a hoot. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1052 |
I don't give a hoot, but they do. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1053 |
This is what happens when you call the wrong exterminator. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1054 |
Horton in personnel wants to see you. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1055 |
I'm trying to teach them to when to use whom |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1056 |
You have got that covered....so what's, where, when, and how? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1057 |
Attorney General, Secretaries of State, Defense, Treasury, Education, Jared, Ivanka, Eric, Donald Jr. They're all fantastically smart. Believe me. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1058 |
You may wish to rethink your mousy appearance, Ms. Smithers. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1059 |
Do you recall Pokemon Go, Ms. Levitt? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1060 |
They call themselves The Who. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1061 |
It's owl or nothing, Cynthia. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1062 |
I'm counting nine. I believe ten is a Hoot. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1063 |
In human resourcss, we do not focus on what, why, when or how |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1064 |
I'm what's referred to as a hootenanny. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1065 |
At long last, I've confirmed the "Three Licks" hypothesis. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1066 |
"How many more times are you gonna make me say it"? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1067 |
This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked if I could see your hooters. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1068 |
"Tell them I said, 'Tax Attorney'". |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1069 |
They don't win many games. But between innings they do a great cover of "Who's on First. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1070 |
'They will be great for the night shift' |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1071 |
I know the who...but how about the what, why, where, when and how? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1072 |
Miss Tompkins, I ordered nine "awls". |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1073 |
Helen had to think long and hard about how to tell George his idea for removing the rat problem wasn't going to be received well. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1074 |
Contact Hogwarts. Tell them them my inbox is full. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1075 |
Meet the nightshift. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1076 |
Looks like we will be working late tonight... |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1077 |
PR video. They ran out of puppies |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1078 |
Who or whom is in charge here ? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1079 |
The night shift and I have a few questions for you, Martha. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1080 |
Who, who, who, who did you say was my next appointment? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1081 |
Sure. You do seem wiser now. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1082 |
The Tootsie pop licking focus group is ready. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1083 |
They're protected. See if you can find them their own office, ok? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1084 |
Yes, it is the 21st century, Ms Stemphel, but this is the secretarial reality at Hogwarts, Inc. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1085 |
If you were a proctologist, what would you display on your desk? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1086 |
No, I don't think they make you look smarter. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1087 |
With all due respect, sir, you requested a pack of all-natural mouse traps. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1088 |
Your job is being owlsourced. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1089 |
...and then we thought, maybe Rowling is onto something here. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1090 |
More spam from Hogwarts? |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1091 |
Is it just possible, Ms. Barnes, that we've misinterpreted, "hygge"? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1092 |
To whoo, whoo, whom are you speaking? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1093 |
Can IT add 'Hogwarts' to our spam filter please? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1094 |
A venti non-fat latte and nine field mice. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1095 |
I know you're wondering...why not an even ten? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1096 |
No Janice! I hadn't noticed. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1097 |
The proper response is Who not Whom. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1098 |
I was willing to sit on all nine eggs for you, but you can make your own damn coffee. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1099 |
|What are all these owls doing on my desk, Miss Johnson?" |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1100 |
They keep away the pigeons. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1101 |
I thought I mentioned them in the interview. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1102 |
I said: "Night owl NOT nine owls" |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1103 |
Janet, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be a parliament member. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1104 |
I understand you don't give a hoot, but corporate reports are still due on Friday. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1105 |
Yes, Miss Winters, we USED to have a mouse problem. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1106 |
I have the solution to our pigeon problem. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1107 |
Because I like them. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1108 |
Yes, we're rid of the mouse. But at what cost? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1109 |
Yes. I charge by the owl. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1110 |
Turns out I'm a cat person. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1111 |
I've got the taxidermist on the line. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1112 |
Apparently there was a mix-up at the Easter Bunny factory |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1113 |
Is this job a hoot, or what?! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1114 |
I wasn't being taken seriously with the barrel of monkeys. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1115 |
Add some live mice to the lunch order. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1116 |
It appeared to Mildred that Bob's obsession with hooters had gone too far. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1117 |
Well, Mrs. Contell who is the wisest of us all? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1118 |
Order more mice. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1119 |
Miss Horton, you heard what?! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1120 |
Would you like it better if I said it was for science? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1121 |
Frankly, I don't give a Hoot |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1122 |
You've got mail. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1123 |
They are here to help us with our 360 review. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1124 |
I said, I needed towels, not owls |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1125 |
Get me the Barnstall contract and two dozen mice. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1126 |
We're hoping this will get rid of the pigeons. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1127 |
And a basket of voles with that coffee. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1128 |
Sorry to tell you, but, not one of us gives a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1129 |
It's the definitive who's who. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1130 |
Casting call for 'The Maltese Owl'. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1131 |
It's a real Who done it. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1132 |
It's burning the night OIL, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1133 |
We'll be saving on night security. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1134 |
Now we're working on what, when, where and why. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1135 |
"Right now we only have day shift positions available". |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1136 |
Why would somebody who spills coffee request paper owls? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1137 |
Miss Jones, bring me nine pussycats. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1138 |
You really think this is wise? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1139 |
Well, Mrs Jackson, if you have an issue with our new owners then I suggest you find a position in a different mouse hospital. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1140 |
Apparently, I really pissed off J.K. Rowling this time. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1141 |
I have to leave a little early again today. We're still barn hunting. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1142 |
Irving, no matter how many owls you adopt, you won't get any wiser. Now, clean off your desk. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1143 |
You didn't say a word when Jim brought his service flamingoes! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1144 |
Where's Waldo? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1145 |
Actually, they are quite stupid. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1146 |
They're a veritable who's who. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1147 |
You're too old to get a Hogwarts letter, Jerry. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1148 |
"Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who may I say is calling? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1149 |
Correctly guess which owl is the wisest, and I'll close the wage gap for you. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1150 |
No wise cracks, please. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1151 |
Actually, I do give a hoot. Take your pick! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1152 |
Well yes. I guess technically that does make you the Hoot Nanny. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1153 |
Our barn is being remodeled. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1154 |
Its not who but whom left them there! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1155 |
Yes, it is now our policy to give a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1156 |
Do you really think they make me look wiser? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1157 |
Where's Who's Who? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1158 |
Tread wisely. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1159 |
Not a very efficient desk is it? Sure your work is guarded all night, but you can never leave out your mouse. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1160 |
Who's here to see me? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1161 |
We need to keep track of my owl movements |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1162 |
Who's the wise guy? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1163 |
Owl be damned. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1164 |
It's called a Sanctuary workspace, Barb. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1165 |
What makes you think I give a hoot! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1166 |
We are looking for more diversity on the night shift. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1167 |
It's not what you know, Ms. Parker. It's whoo. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1168 |
Whooo's on first? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1169 |
We can't disturb them, it's their first Parliamentary sitting. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1170 |
Is this wise? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1171 |
They're our new cartoon editors. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1172 |
They'll protest until we start paying shift differential for night work. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1173 |
I have a difficult time telling whoo is whoo. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1174 |
Have you seen my mouse? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1175 |
Are we so concerned about our emails being hacked that we are now resorting to owl message delivery, sir? |
1.2000 |
0.07441 |
60 |
53 |
2 |
5 |
1176 |
Ask me if I give a hoot about the board's allegations. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1177 |
Sarah, have you seen my computer mouse? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1178 |
The Hogwarts tax returns are ready to go |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1179 |
Personally I don't give a hoot which one you choose. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1180 |
A word? Miss Jones, when you have a moment... |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1181 |
My ex-wife never used to give a hoot, but look at me now. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1182 |
Tell marketing I want our logo to be a potato chip. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1183 |
I upgraded from snail mail. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1184 |
If the company handbook doesn't address it specifically then I don't see the problem. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1185 |
Susan, meet our board of directors. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1186 |
I just thought it'd be a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1187 |
We really need to replace the intercom system, Gladys. I clearly said 'nine towels'! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1188 |
Our new belt-tightening policy requires additional evening shifts. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1189 |
Please tell our facilities manager that I wanted him to distribute more TOWELS. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1190 |
That would be unwise |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1191 |
Is that Owl, sir? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1192 |
My kid is applying to Wizard School. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1193 |
Frankly Ms. Higgins, I don't give a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1194 |
technically the are a parliament, Gina. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1195 |
I am planning to send a lot of tweets. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1196 |
Quite frankly, I couldn't give a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1197 |
At least the mice are gone. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1198 |
A word from the wise. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1199 |
Yes, I'm Horton |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1200 |
I believe you mean to say 'whom.' |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1201 |
We will take nine sandwiches and Bob wants a yogurt parfait |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1202 |
Let's go for an even dozen. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1203 |
And why do you think I give a hoot? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1204 |
OK, now all we need is the What,Where,When,and Why. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1205 |
Whatever happened to What, Where, When and Why? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1206 |
Your 'I don't give a hoot' behavior has been brought to my attention. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1207 |
I can't answer their question, of course, but they make me stop and think. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1208 |
"Who said,Whoo"? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1209 |
Don't worry, sir. I'm sure you're wiser than at least one of them. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1210 |
I'm afraid only one pussy cat showed up. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1211 |
Look, if they make you so nervous, maybe you should lose those squeaky shoes. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1212 |
Owl get back to you. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1213 |
I should have been clearer when I asked you to book "The Who. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1214 |
And cc Granger, Weasley, Longbottom, and Hagrid. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1215 |
I see you've solved your squirrel problem. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1216 |
They're looking for work now that polluting is back in style. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1217 |
So where is the pussycat? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1218 |
They give me gravitas. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1219 |
I assure you Madam, it's who not whom. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1220 |
The committee also wants to know what, when, where, and why. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1221 |
I said the office bowling team, George. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1222 |
Who's your daddy? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1223 |
When you said there was a rat in accounting, I presumed it was a metaphor. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1224 |
Meet the Mensa applicants. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1225 |
There's a Dr. Who to see you. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1226 |
No Miss Jones, I asked you to buy me 'fine towels'. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1227 |
If you still can't guess the phrase, maybe you'd like to buy an owl? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1228 |
That's right Helen, one for each department and two for the President. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1229 |
I thought we agreed to use Muggle mail. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1230 |
What's a harbinger? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1231 |
Trust me, it's going to be a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1232 |
Edith, I asked that we consider hiring nightowls. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1233 |
On second thought, Gladys, make that nine mice and one tuna on wheat. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1234 |
You can go home, Ms. Spencer. I'm in for all-nighter. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1235 |
Personally, I don't give a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1236 |
This would be a lot more bearable if you stopped saying, nice hooters. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1237 |
Yes, Mrs. Jenkins, I now officially give a hoot. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1238 |
Yes Mary, your April Fool's joke is a "hoot." |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1239 |
You certainly turn heads, Mr. Banks. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1240 |
Be yourself. They love shrews. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1241 |
Some bosses like to be surrounded by "Yes" men. Bill preferred "Who" men. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1242 |
That's the last time I'll ask for tech help. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1243 |
Please show our guests to the barn. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1244 |
I need ten owls, not nine. Go find another one! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1245 |
*My inbox is too full to receive any more messages." |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1246 |
They pecked at the keyboard but devoured the mouse. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1247 |
For my retirement party, I asked the management if I can be treated to Hooters, and this is what I found in my office. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1248 |
I distinctly remember saying we needed to order more towels. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1249 |
Just to be clear Ms. Lombardo, I was talking about them, not your boobs. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1250 |
Glad you're here. Will you prey with us? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1251 |
Welcome to parliament! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1252 |
Miss Brooks, we will have lunch in the office today--please order nine mice and a spinach salad. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1253 |
Miss Shrewsbury, once again, I did not "hoot at your caboose!" |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1254 |
So that is one black coffee and nine frozen mice, correct? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1255 |
I've been here all night. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1256 |
Alright, so who's the wise guy? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1257 |
Would you let the rodents in Ms Harper |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1258 |
Maybe I should try to improve my disposition . . . |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1259 |
Keeps away the vultures and hedge funders. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1260 |
Got tired of "yes" men and went with "who". |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1261 |
Your job review is on my desk Mrs. Baxter – good luck. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1262 |
Alright, it was Marge who took your sandwich from the fridge. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1263 |
As you can see, Miss Jones, I'm already up to my neck in hooters. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1264 |
You'll be working nights starting Monday. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1265 |
I've always wanted to be a Member of Parliament. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1266 |
Miss Dobson, we have a mole in this organization |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1267 |
Does it make you look smarter? No. Insane? Yes. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1268 |
Henderson, when I said no one gives a "hoot " about your project, I was speaking metaphorically. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1269 |
They were cheaper than a guard dog |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1270 |
Lets concentrate on WHAT,WHEN,WHERE and HOW. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1271 |
Come back later. I'm meeting with parliament right now. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1272 |
I couldn't leave them at home. They won't nap during the day. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1273 |
Harold, did you pull another owl nighter? |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1274 |
I have some bad news, we are out of mice. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1275 |
Who? Owl get back to him after lunch. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1276 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Dalton, but a 'parliament of owls' won't help us stay in the EU. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1277 |
Harassment? Sorry. Our new Human Resources Department doesn't give a hoot. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1278 |
That's right, Ms. Johnson, I'm putting you on the new Hooters account. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1279 |
Sir, I know you think the Owls have improved office morale, but the employees see the trail of mouse carcasses coming from your doorway as a bad omen |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1280 |
The vet called, she can't get you in to see the irritable owl syndrome specialist til next week. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1281 |
Oops, my mistake. That should have been ONE lemon poppy seed scone and NINE dead mice. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1282 |
Couldn't afford hitmen, just harbingers. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1283 |
I'm allergic to cats! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1284 |
I don't give a hoot who your advisors are |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1285 |
Why would I give a hoot? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1286 |
Marcy, I don't know either if it's to who they belong, or to whom they belong. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1287 |
You may have heard 'night owl' in the interview, but I definitely said, 'I have nine owls.' |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1288 |
It really took the Meyers-Briggs results to show me that the family photos, the cactus, the clicky-clacky balls and the desk pen set isn't really ME. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1289 |
Can you pick out the next Wise Potato Chip mascot |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1290 |
Of course, I said we need more night owls, but.... |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1291 |
I care that you see them too, more than I care what they want. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1292 |
It's a veritable who's who of our research wing. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1293 |
You may very well not, as you so eloquently put it, "give a hoot", Miss Damon, but I assure you, my Board of Directors will. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1294 |
Parliament is in session! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1295 |
The good news is that our mouse problem is solved... |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1296 |
9 dead mice and a coffee, no sugar. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1297 |
It's clear ONE of us has an obsession |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1298 |
Whoooo do I speak to? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1299 |
You never can have too many owls. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1300 |
I told my wife that I wanted Hooters for my birthday. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1301 |
Good morning Miss Smith. Remember, you have only one chance, so choose wisely. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1302 |
It's 'whom,' madam. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1303 |
I see you've noticed my hooters. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1304 |
They're in charge while I'm away. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1305 |
I was looking for something not quite so wise. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1306 |
Marge, this isn't what I envisioned when you bragged about your hooters. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1307 |
Okay, I got Angry Birds on my desktop - now what? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1308 |
Yes Rose, I've finally joined the rat race. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1309 |
Excuse me, sir. I see you're busy meeting with your brain trust again. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1310 |
Owl get back to you. Owl see you later. Owl be OK. Oh, stop me.! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1311 |
Remember, it's whom do you want to see? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1312 |
I'm not sure this new messaging program is working out. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1313 |
I'll have the chicken salad and my friends will share the rodent platter. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1314 |
You have no idea how demeaning it is when you stare at my hooters. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1315 |
I think you'll enjoy working here at Hooters, Miss Balmish. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1316 |
Ms.Brown,can we discuss some new responsibilities I need you to handle? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1317 |
I hate mice. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1318 |
I said, "let's invest in oil futures." Oil. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1319 |
You would be wise to follow their advice. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1320 |
Turns out you can have exposed hooters at work. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1321 |
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1322 |
They supervise all my private meetings with women. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1323 |
It's true. I'm so wise, owls come to me for answers. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1324 |
Bring your pet to work day has been a big hit, except Ferguson can't find his hamster. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1325 |
The ex said she couldn't take them this week. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1326 |
Ever since we landed Hogwarts as a client, business is booming. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1327 |
it's not who, it's WHOM. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1328 |
We get it, Todd. You work late nights. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1329 |
Their looking for advice on building a nest egg. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1330 |
Parliament is about to be in session. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1331 |
You can file them under "O." |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1332 |
Do you want to buy an owl? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1333 |
At least the mouse is gone. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1334 |
Go ahead and ask; one of my assistants knows. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1335 |
Owls...what owls? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1336 |
I trust their judgement, Ronda. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1337 |
I'm incompetent, but surrounded by wisdom! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1338 |
I actually meant the other kind of 'wise guys' |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1339 |
Isn't this a hoot? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1340 |
Linda, you've got to get better at spreadsheets - I only ordered one owl. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1341 |
I just can't tell whose hoo. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1342 |
Ms. Pussykat, how many pea-green boats are currently in stock? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1343 |
Mother was exactly right. About everything. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1344 |
You hooted for me sir? |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1345 |
Tell Harry Potter to pick up his mail. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1346 |
I said we needed more WOWs! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1347 |
They work the night shift. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1348 |
This is not what I was expecting when you said you'd joined parliament. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1349 |
I asked for extra towels! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1350 |
I requested the nite-owl desk, not the nine-owl. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1351 |
Yeah, you're the Queen, and this is your Parliament ! " |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1352 |
They work the night shift. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1353 |
5-4 decision...You're Fired! |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1354 |
A Hootenanny |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1355 |
You know, I get that question a lot. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1356 |
They're owls. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1357 |
Sorry, sir, but you still don't look any wiser to me. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1358 |
They’re all wise, but the second from the left is the wisest. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1359 |
Who's here |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1360 |
You can go home, the night shift is here |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1361 |
Ok, but how about the "what" and "why?" |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1362 |
And you don't look like Tippi Hedren. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1363 |
That's owl I know |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1364 |
I've decided to back the conventional wisdom . |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1365 |
So, where are the pussycats? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1366 |
I said, "To WHOM it May Concern." |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1367 |
Alice, please make a reservation for a party of ten at Hooters |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1368 |
Frankly, Miss Wilson, I don't give a hoot. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1369 |
Owl shortage, says who? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1370 |
You can change everything in here, but the owls stay. They always stay. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1371 |
Turns out I'm a wizard, Ms. Rice. You have my resignation. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1372 |
Please check on that order of lemmings. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1373 |
Have you considered therapy? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1374 |
They can deliver messages, answer calls and maintain eye contact without getting passive aggressive. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1375 |
Good morning Mr. Weis, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1376 |
They get quite nasty if you don't refer to them as a parliament of owls. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1377 |
In that use it would be "who" not "whom". |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1378 |
Crazy like an owl, Miss Frobisher. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1379 |
My dyslexia has reached new owls. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1380 |
Who called? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1381 |
Still convinced the mice are out to get you? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1382 |
Mrs. Smelkinson,I know you just started last week, but it's time for you to identify who's "Who." |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1383 |
Do I seem wiser? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1384 |
Hourly reports, Ms. Blenkinsop. Not owly. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1385 |
9 freshly killed shrews and one danish. And something for the owls as well. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1386 |
Third Shift. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1387 |
Well, we don't have a mice problem anymore. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1388 |
Working here has been a real hoot. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1389 |
They're looking for a pellet court. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1390 |
They're Wise Guys. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1391 |
In this job you can never have enough symbolic wisdom. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1392 |
I tried to tell them I'm not that kind of night owl. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1393 |
Would you please check my appointment book? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1394 |
They're afraid of the fake hawk hanging from the soffit |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1395 |
Who may I help you? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1396 |
Sorry, Personnel wondered why you called for some night owls. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1397 |
You're falling behind on your messages again, Gary. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1398 |
No, Eldon, I don't have time to guess their names. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1399 |
I'd like you to meet our night crew. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1400 |
I was finally accepted in to Whoooo's Who this year. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1401 |
They can reshelve in very dim light after hours. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1402 |
If that's all, Mr. Godfrey, I'll leave you to your hooting and screeching. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1403 |
It's sort of like herding cats. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1404 |
There was a buy one get eight free sale. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1405 |
That's the last time I get wasted and shop on Etsy. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1406 |
When I asked for a Parliament, Ms. Johnson, I meant a cigarette. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1407 |
As you can see, I have accumulated a lot of wisdom. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1408 |
They may look wise, but the parrots definitely could hold better conversations. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1409 |
It's going to be another late night. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1410 |
Yes, but they all have different personalities. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1411 |
I said we needed to hire talent scouts, not taloned scouts. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1412 |
They were just selected by Who's Hoo. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1413 |
Now, what do you bring to the table? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1414 |
The good news: they're smart. The bad news: they only work at night. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1415 |
Who let the owls out/ hoo hoo hoo |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1416 |
Actually we have many folks here who do give a hoot. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1417 |
You're all in cahoots, aren't you? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1418 |
I warned you this plague was coming. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1419 |
But they're my therapy owls. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1420 |
We provide 24 hour service and look at all angles of your problem |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1421 |
Can you order some mice for lunch? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1422 |
So who gives a hoot? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1423 |
Bottom line is you must give a hoot and work nights to keep your job here, Miss Perkins. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1424 |
The What, When, Where, Why, and How Departments are just down the hall. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1425 |
Hell, yeah, they're collectable. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1426 |
Bob, people are starting to talk. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1427 |
You're just in time for the hootenanny |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1428 |
We have filled the 9th vacancy. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1429 |
They're not pigeons. Who's ever seen a flock of pigeons on an office desk before? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1430 |
Hoo, what, where, when and how? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1431 |
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, wants to know? |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
1432 |
I said I needed 9 'hours' to get it done. Hours!! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1433 |
All this wisdom isn't helping me get any work done. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1434 |
Come with me, Margaret, and be free of chipmunks forever. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1435 |
Phyllis, what's a quorum for a parliament of owls? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1436 |
You will be closely watched during your trial period. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1437 |
Only after molting season was Edith able to find Thomas at his desk. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1438 |
I said we needed nine store outlets. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1439 |
Well, they can type 80 words per minute ... but they ask too many questions. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1440 |
You still have to do the harrassment training, Jerry. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1441 |
Mr. Horton, do you hear a who? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1442 |
Please send Walter Pidgeon in. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1443 |
I have fully staffed the night shift. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1444 |
Hoos calling. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1445 |
Well, yes, I am the only 9-time winner of the 'Wisest Man In the Company' Award. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1446 |
They're the new applicants for the night shift. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1447 |
Who is replacing me for my night shift? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1448 |
Sir, the lab has filed a missing mice report. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1449 |
Who said I don't give a hoot about this company? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1450 |
I really didn't mean it when I said that a few hooters around here might attract more customers. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1451 |
I am interviewing for night watchmen. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1452 |
Building maintenance requests that you lay down newspaper before the Board meeting starts. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1453 |
They're hiring me to find their dad, last seen in a beautiful pea-green boat. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1454 |
Make that ten mice, Miss Cartwright. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1455 |
When I asked for secretaries that would turn heads, this isn't what I meant. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1456 |
We're replacing you with nine of them, you should be flattered. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1457 |
One is full of vodka, the rest are just regular taxidermies. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1458 |
The real question is why aren't YOU at your desk. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1459 |
You've been turning a lot of heads around here lately. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1460 |
I have gathered our customer service representatives together to get a little sunlight. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1461 |
We ordered a secret air weapon to defeat ISIS but autocorrect changed it to MICE. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1462 |
What do you think? Too much clutter? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1463 |
This is the Corporate Communications Office, Mr. Price, not the Ministry of Magic. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1464 |
I'm sorry, ma'am. This is a taxidermy office. The plastic surgeons office is down the hall. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1465 |
Well we already have the night shift covered. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1466 |
No, what I said was invite the best and the brightest from the Third Branch. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1467 |
I know I said "Hooters" for lunch, but.... |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1468 |
So how did the retreat go? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1469 |
"They've been selling like hoot cakes". |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1470 |
I don't know. Let me consult my parliament. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1471 |
Evidently the cafeteria is out of mince, quince, and runcible spoons. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1472 |
The night shift's a hoot. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1473 |
It's a win-win. They're not only wise, but non-partisan. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1474 |
I re-read my memo and realized that I left the "b" off when I requested 9 bowls for this afternoon's meeting. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1475 |
With women, it's cats. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1476 |
Yes sir, you look much wiser. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1477 |
I seek the wisdom to know the difference. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1478 |
They look wise. That's good enough for me. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1479 |
I thought you would not be in today!? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1480 |
Who or whom? Who gives a hoot. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1481 |
So, tell me... why do you want to work at Who's Who? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1482 |
"Who's on first?" 'Who said that?' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1483 |
Sorry, Athena, there's only room for 9. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1484 |
I was not hooting at you. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1485 |
'Yes, order me an ambrosia salad with pumpernickel toast. Oh, and 9 mice." |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1486 |
Send in Mr. Radcliffe. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1487 |
Nice hooters. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1488 |
Fenwick, wisdom is qualitative, not quantitative. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1489 |
What do you mean you are replacing us with a wiser staff? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1490 |
"Give a hoot....take a hoot"! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1491 |
I thought you were going to get all your DUCKS in a row. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1492 |
Well, you can't expect me to watch everyone on my team. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1493 |
Must be time to leave, the night owls have arrived |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1494 |
Hey Pat, I'd like to buy an owl. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1495 |
The memo saying that we are allowed wildlife on our desk was referring to plants. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1496 |
Ms. Jenkins, I think I speak for all of us when I say, we don't give a hoot. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1497 |
We could just buy some mousetraps. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1498 |
Night owls. I said we need night owls. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1499 |
Joan, I meant I wanted a box of cigars! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1500 |
To attract younger software engineers, we've started sending Harry Potter-themed job offers. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1501 |
By the time they shutter the EPA, I'll have cornered the market on spotted owls. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1502 |
Wizard battle last weekend. We need to notify some next of kin. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1503 |
Your first day at Who's Who? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1504 |
I had asked for more outlets, but this will work fine. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1505 |
Remind me not to tell you next time we have a mouse problem. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1506 |
Clear my schedule, Allison. Me and the boys are staying out all night. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1507 |
Margaret, the night shift is threatening to strike unless something is done about the bright lighting |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1508 |
Now, do I look Wiser? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1509 |
I keep losing my mouse. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1510 |
I thought it was a clear case of nepotism, too. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1511 |
At least no one can say you don't give a hoot. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1512 |
Ordinary Wizarding Levels. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1513 |
I would like you to notify the Accounting Department that they are all being replaced immediately. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1514 |
Reservation for 10 at Hooters, Ms. Deming. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1515 |
I don't give a hoot if my helpers are too cute; they're also astute! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1516 |
They're not as wise as I thought. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1517 |
Rest assured; wiser heads will prevail! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1518 |
For the tenth time, I'd like to speak with George. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1519 |
Third Base! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1520 |
Find me a book on parliamentary procedure. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1521 |
I've called a meeting of parliament. What do you think it looks like? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1522 |
It's not that I don't give a hoot, Nancy. If anything, I give too many. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1523 |
You don't hear them complaining about working nights, do you? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1524 |
It's take your owl to work day. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1525 |
It's not sexist; these ARE my hooters. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1526 |
Madam, it should be clear by now that we don't give a hoot. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1527 |
Who? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1528 |
Okay, okay--"to WHOM it may concern." |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1529 |
Did you notice we no longer have a mouse problem |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1530 |
Another look-alike contest, Alfred? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1531 |
How do I get Hogwarts to stop spamming me? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1532 |
It exudes the aura of wisdom.......your question? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1533 |
Email all users, please: No borrowing birds without permission. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1534 |
No, Mr. Butler, I don't know who took your computer. But I have an idea about the mouse." |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1535 |
I found that with more owls, it takes fewer licks overall to get to the center. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1536 |
I see you've taken care of your pigeon problem. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1537 |
When the consultants said to surround yourself with wise counsel, I am pretty sure they did not have this in mind. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1538 |
If it's wisdom you seek, you've obviously come to the right place. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1539 |
You said I should get to know the "who's who" in this town! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1540 |
They're cheaper than security cameras. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1541 |
I see Temple University is hinting around for a donation. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1542 |
I'm sorry ma'am, but the whats, whys, wheres, whens, and hows have already been taken. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1543 |
They're a bit more difficult to care for than cats but if you have a real problem with mice, this is the way to go. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1544 |
Tell Harry Potter to just email me |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1545 |
Miss Peters, you disappoint me. I never would have taken you for an owl hater. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1546 |
I like owls. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1547 |
I'm sorry, who? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1548 |
You can't have too many owls on your desk. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1549 |
Parliament is now in session! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1550 |
Don't look at me like that, I know signing up for that Hogwarts newsletter was a mistake. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1551 |
Stan, I think you're forgetting our policy regarding personal items in the work space... |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1552 |
For the tenth time, who is here to see me? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1553 |
I know there's nine of them, Ms Buckley. I can count. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1554 |
Let me guess, you ordered 9 outlets using speech recognition software. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1555 |
Some bosses don't give a hoot, but not me. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1556 |
Frankly, I don't give a Hoot |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1557 |
Call Harry Potter and tell him to stop leaving messages. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1558 |
You're the first applicant who understands the meaning of "hootnanny." |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1559 |
Pick the real one and you get a raise and a pet. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1560 |
I tied to stop them sir, but they said that they're all here for the Hooters interview. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1561 |
There's a Dr. Who to see you. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1562 |
Batman is here to see you. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1563 |
Well, Cheryl, aren't you just a hoot? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1564 |
I think it's safe to remove them from the endangered species list. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1565 |
I've been advised that our new motto is: "We don't give a hoot." |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1566 |
This is ridiculous! How is it possible that everybody's computer mouse could disappear at the same time? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1567 |
One of our owls is missing. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1568 |
Just tell him I don't give a hoot! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1569 |
So far I have taught them to say, "What? Where? and When?" |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1570 |
Mildred,I need nine pussycats and nine pea green boats,stat! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1571 |
Well, think it was a wise investment. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1572 |
Our rodent and reptile issues are over. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1573 |
I just thought we needed fresh eyes on the case. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1574 |
I said “love those hooters, baby,” not “love those baby hooter!" |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1575 |
The board has voted, in their infinite wisdom, to increase their director's compensation by an extra three rats and one mole per month. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1576 |
The chinchillas are no longer a problem. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1577 |
There are a lot of mice |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1578 |
Wisdom, my ass. These are for catching mice. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1579 |
I prefer listening to A Flock of Seagulls. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1580 |
As far as parliaments go, this one looks pretty good. |
1.1731 |
0.07631 |
52 |
47 |
1 |
4 |
1581 |
Ok. I get it. No more Indian mascot. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1582 |
Let me know when you're done with your Hitchcock moment. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1583 |
Are those to scare the crows away or just me? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1584 |
Remember when they used to give us apples? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1585 |
You'll be handling some new duties, now. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1586 |
For Pete's sake, hire me some morning people. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1587 |
Today must be the tryouts for first base. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1588 |
Did you hit "reply all" again? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1589 |
Martha this is not what I meant when I said I love Hooters. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1590 |
You're right, it's time we turn the lights on. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1591 |
I see you've received many applications from Hogwarts for the new position. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1592 |
Reagan had jelly beans. I got owls. Please, help yourself. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1593 |
Stop saying "who?", you know damn well I'm talking to you. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1594 |
Well, but have you seen any rodents in the office, Ms. Adams? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1595 |
I rely on the wisdom of the crowd. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1596 |
I just hired the new night shift. They will start Monday. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1597 |
This isn't what it seems. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1598 |
For the LAST time, I'm not that kind of vet! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1599 |
Owl have what he's having. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1600 |
I said we'd need nine HOURS to finish this project. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
1601 |
They usually work nights. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1602 |
Who's not only on first, he's got the other eight positions cover, too. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1603 |
I hate working nights. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1604 |
I have been nominated to the U.S. a pellet court. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1605 |
I'm sorry, madam, you're looking for whom? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1606 |
They're the new third shift. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1607 |
We keep late hours here. I hope that won't be a problem. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1608 |
Customer service is two doors down on the left, this is the 'I don't give a hoot department'. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1609 |
Pidgeon problem solved. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1610 |
Yes, this is the complaint desk...but we don't give a hoot |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1611 |
Who doesn't understand Parliamentary procedure? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1612 |
Something's different. Wait. Don't tell me. New tie? |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1613 |
A couple days of this and you'll forget all about the mice. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1614 |
Nine years at Hooters corporate and this is how they thank me?!? |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1615 |
No Mr. Hopkins, they do not make you appear wiser. |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1616 |
You didn't say COMPUTER mouse problem. I'll call I-T... |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1617 |
So now that I showed you my "Hooters" why don't you show me yours? |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
1618 |
You Never Can Be Too Wise |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1619 |
Still working the night shift, Mr. Wise? |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1620 |
I said I was a night owl. Not 'I want nine owls.' |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1621 |
Let's see...that'll be one corned beef on rye, eight dead mice, and a dachshund. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1622 |
Nine complaints from Hogwarts. What's going on there? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1623 |
I could give a hoot. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1624 |
You're either with the plastic owls or you're with the pigeons. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1625 |
They won't leave until they've spoken to an intellectual equal. |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
1626 |
Whose the wisest of them all? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1627 |
Whom, Whom, is our next applicant? |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1628 |
New interns for the night shift huh?! |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1629 |
This seems unwise. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1630 |
They don't care why, all they want to know is who. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1631 |
To Whom--are you going to give those owls? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1632 |
With regard to those types of complaints, it's this HR department's policy not to give a hoot. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1633 |
Miss Heath, meet the new pest control service. In a week there won't be a single mouse left in this building! |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1634 |
They catch rodents, snakes and tweets. Theses 9 owls sitting before you could Make America Great Again. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1635 |
Jane, when I asked you to install Hootsuite on my desktop, this is not exactly what I had in mind. |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1636 |
I ordered takeout from Hooter's. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1637 |
Sorry, I thought they said they were with 'Who's Who.' |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1638 |
Who just called. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1639 |
The president's latest brain trust just flew in. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1640 |
Swivel your head if you want mice again for lunch. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1641 |
Tell the guys in Sales I know it was them, and I don't care if they don't like our Give A Hoot campaign. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1642 |
Madam, if you're accusing one of my owls, it's not a question of who, it's whom. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1643 |
Convince them why you need equal pay! |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1644 |
Maybe if you shave your mustache. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1645 |
I'm more interested in the "why." |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1646 |
We're very active at night. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1647 |
I just keep needing more to get the same high. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1648 |
Let's not point fingers, but instead focus on what and why. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1649 |
You don't see any pigeons in here, do you? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1650 |
I asked for nine matching bowls. Look what they sent! |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1651 |
Take an owl, Doris. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1652 |
What's the problem? Would you rather they were ducks?? |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1653 |
My wife wanted you to see her hooters |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1654 |
they just have one question for you |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1655 |
I’m certain I ordered vultures. I’m trying to set a mood here! |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1656 |
Yes, HR does give a hoot. |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
1657 |
They're the only ones the Senate could agree to confirm for the Supreme Court. |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
1658 |
I like to surround myself with those wiser than myself. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1659 |
They're Wise Guys. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1660 |
.. it was bring your child to work day and we just had the 3D Printer delivered... |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1661 |
I prefer smart aleck. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1662 |
Won't Miss Sinclair be amused when you explain yesterday's 'hooter' remark! |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1663 |
I told the IT department I was having a mouse problem |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1664 |
I think I've figured out why the lab mice keep disappearing. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1665 |
Computer Services said I could change my desktop. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1666 |
Miss Burke, I'm afraid it's going to take more than a pooper-scooper. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1667 |
They're in case we ever need to look the other way. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1668 |
They're my eyes, now I have to find my ears. |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1669 |
That's right, nine mice and a tuna salad sandwich. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1670 |
Endangered? No, not at all—we've cornered the market and control the supply. |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
1671 |
I stand by the owls. If they go Mr. Jennings, I go! |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1672 |
Parliament. Not a flock. A parliament of owls. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1673 |
I see that parliament has convened |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1674 |
What do you think you are? Some kind of wise guy? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1675 |
Larry again tried to garner support for his decision by enlisting a parliament of owls. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1676 |
Is this Mensa? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1677 |
Do you really think I give a hoot ? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1678 |
Are you the guy who gives a hoot? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1679 |
See? When I said that I love hooters, I meant owls. Please don't sue. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1680 |
I thought we agreed on carrier pigeons. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1681 |
I'd prefer my bonus. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1682 |
Well, the mice are gone. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1683 |
We heard you were coming. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1684 |
I could have sworn that I asked you to order nine awls. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1685 |
Im here to clean the mirror. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
1686 |
You can't say I don't give a hoot. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1687 |
Still waiting on that Hogwarts acceptance letter, huh, Bernie? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1688 |
Nor does it make you look wiser that you didn't cover your desk with newspapers. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1689 |
When I asked to write the who's who column this isn't what I meant. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1690 |
I couldn't find a babysitter. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1691 |
Sanctuary EPA desk. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1692 |
I don't care if they're nocturnal - the interns are not allowed to work after 5. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1693 |
Work's been a hoot lately. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1694 |
Whooooo is the next salesman? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1695 |
There use to be 10 but one wised up to what we do. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1696 |
It's the new morale-booster "Give a Hoot!" campaign. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1697 |
Night Owls!! Phyllis, I said this place could use some night owls! |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
1698 |
Does these desk make me look smarter? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1699 |
"Boys, this lady has never seen 'The Birds'. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
1700 |
Not ideal, granted; but the mouse infestation is over. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1701 |
You are a wise man Mr. Smith. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1702 |
Who’s to say I can’t join parliament? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1703 |
The guys at the club couldn't believe it when I told them I had nine birdies. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1704 |
They just flew in for the Hooters convention. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1705 |
This is my method of escaping the rat race. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1706 |
Mrs. Smith, I don’t give a hoot. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1707 |
Mrs. Thistlecrump, verily, am I not the penultimate hoot? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1708 |
I'm really not an 'email' person. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1709 |
Given you're no longer accepting of my advances, I've decided to get my own set of hooters. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1710 |
The next IT guy we hire--make sure he doesn't wear wizard robes. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1711 |
I suspected you were a night owl. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1712 |
Who is who? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1713 |
Francis is wondering which conference room for the sorting hat. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1714 |
I came here ten years ago with just two of them, and they called me crazy. Well, who's crazy now? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1715 |
Remember I have eyes everywhere |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1716 |
Yesterday I read 'The Art of the Deal' and today I'm surrounded by wise guys! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1717 |
Jane, get us a large cheese pizza, two dozen white mice and some coffee, it looks like an all-nighter. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1718 |
You're fired |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1719 |
I heard your column is a virtual Who's Who of New York society. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1720 |
I'd still rather have a computer. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1721 |
I may have left the window open last night, why? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1722 |
Why are all these owls on my desk? Because this is all that's left of the EPA and these are all the owls that are left, period. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
1723 |
Well, WE don't give a hoot! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1724 |
I'll ask the questions around here. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1725 |
I don't like Yes Men. I like Who Men. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
1726 |
That's what I said, Who's on my desk! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1727 |
I asked for wet towelettes. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1728 |
I was promoted after getting all my ducks in a row. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1729 |
Well, you're not seeing my hooters |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
1730 |
You know who I am. Stop asking. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1731 |
Who...are you talking too? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1732 |
That's not exactly what I meant when I said show me your hooters. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1733 |
Guess I should have read the fine print on that membership application to Hooters. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1734 |
They've never heard of you. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1735 |
Not the hostile takeover I had expected.... |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1736 |
Me. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1737 |
One thousand one hundred and thirty-three days without a squirrel-related accident. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1738 |
Parliament passed a vote of no confidence. You're out, Cheryl. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1739 |
Prime Minister has her parliament and I have mine. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1740 |
We'd like to file a class action suit against the pussycat. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1741 |
Owl be right with you. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1742 |
Don't worry, they're all rescues |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1743 |
Ms. Jennings, we just don't give a hoot. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1744 |
This isn't bad, actually. I've had some 14-owl days. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1745 |
I'm sorry, Pam, but you're the only one to complain about the new hours. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1746 |
I feel more comfortable among my equals. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1747 |
Oh, I'm a loyal Temple U. alumni. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1748 |
OK. OK. OK. But let's not forget the what, where and when. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1749 |
May I ask who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who you are? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1750 |
OK Lucille, I do give a hoot about you. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1751 |
I'll have the ham on rye and the rest of the board will hunt mice in the barn. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1752 |
Who's the boss. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1753 |
We're a package deal Mrs. Ellis. If they go, I go. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1754 |
What? When? Where? And why? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1755 |
I've never even heard of a 270-degree performance review...whose idea was this? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1756 |
Janice, meet the new recruits. I hear they are a bunch of night owls. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1757 |
For the eighth time Mr. Clark, it is your wife on line 3. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1758 |
Who versus whom; is that your question? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1759 |
Miss Adams, when I told the employees at the Monday meeting to give a hoot, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1760 |
We're wise to your ways, Mrs. Oglethorpe. |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
1761 |
Got the message - you don't give a hoot |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
1762 |
Let's review the pellets from last week's meeting. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
1763 |
It's their bread time. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1764 |
I'm interested in the what, where, when, and why. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
1765 |
I'm going for the extreme wise look |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
1766 |
Welcome to Hooters. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
1767 |
They're here to advise me on my nest egg. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1768 |
What? Where? When? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1769 |
Hoo da man? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1770 |
Are you the wise guy? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1771 |
Nice hooters, sir. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
1772 |
First just tell me if you give a hoot. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1773 |
Miss Johnson, the executives at Hooters take a dim view of you practical jokes. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
1774 |
They insist on parliamentian procedure! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1775 |
Order ten large coffees, a turkey club and a bucket of squirrels. We're gonna be here all night. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
1776 |
...and cancel my ten o'clock owl. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1777 |
"I'll have a BLT and they'll have 9 mice". |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
1778 |
Please tell the other owls that our Parliament is full, Ms. Brown, but thank them for running. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1779 |
Yes, they keep the birds away from the windows in my mind |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1780 |
I see Parliament is in session |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1781 |
This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said we need to weed out the corporate vermin. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1782 |
Crazy? Yeah, crazy like an owl. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1783 |
I've told you nine times now: your wife called. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1784 |
Don't wanna be... owl by myself |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1785 |
Okay, but where's the funkadelic? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1786 |
Parliamentary, my dear. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1787 |
This isn't what I imagined when I asked you to organise a twitter account. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1788 |
We're out of stock on carrier pigeons. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1789 |
Did someone leave the window open. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1790 |
Well, owl-be. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1791 |
Hooters called. They want you to keep the flock out of there. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1792 |
The 18 wing Hooter's delivery had not been what Mr. Nolan was expecting. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1793 |
Nice set of hooters you got there |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1794 |
As you can see, I give a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1795 |
As I already explained, Alice. I don't give a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1796 |
Tell Hogwarts we aren't hiring. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1797 |
which one do you think is the wisest looking? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1798 |
Frankly, I don't give a hoot what you think. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1799 |
Bring in the mice |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1800 |
Good thing Hogwarts lets me pay Kevin's tuition on the installment plan. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1801 |
For the last time, Gladys, its owl or nothing! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1802 |
As a matter of fact, Ms. Jones, I DO feel wiser. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1803 |
It's a very good idea, Ms. Carswell. I'm just not sure it's a wise idea. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1804 |
The babysitter called in sick |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1805 |
So far, we have one pastrami on rye and the internal organ platter for your guests... |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1806 |
So the "owls" have it? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1807 |
The company's going down fast. Should we sell something other than owl statues? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1808 |
For the last time, Doris, generic white-out just isn't as precise. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1809 |
As of today you need to address me as prime minister |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1810 |
Be very careful not to ask me the name of the sender. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1811 |
They voted to remain. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1812 |
You know, just in case there's a pigeon attack. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1813 |
They refuse to deliver messages to the White House. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1814 |
Of course they're friendly, just don't reach for a book without asking |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1815 |
I'm afraid my job is endangered. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1816 |
Would you please tell them that the Parliament meets at the government's office! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1817 |
We lost the Hogwarts account. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1818 |
So the new girl in accounting is she weird or what? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1819 |
You may be wise, but you are not good |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1820 |
Is this our new Mice Squad? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1821 |
The applicants for the night shift. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1822 |
If you don't mind, I've invited some friends over. I didn't want to be owl by myself. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1823 |
They keep the mice down, and no litter box. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1824 |
Once you tell people how much you like live owls every one gets you one. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1825 |
Tell them owl see them when I'm ready. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1826 |
Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1827 |
Your "Smart Desk" will require extensive maintenance. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1828 |
I'm learning to Tweet |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1829 |
No one gives a hoot like you, Mr. Fleishman. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1830 |
People need to understand that I just don't give a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1831 |
"And what do "we" say, when the men in the straight-jackets ask for me, Ms. Turnbaum"!? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1832 |
What was your question? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1833 |
It's a real Who done it. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1834 |
The ministry of magic must really want to get ahold of you |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1835 |
They've come to discuss the potato chip account. We'd like one latte and nine mice, thanks. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1836 |
You asked to be in charge of the hooters account. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1837 |
First the Glasses! Now the owls! I am telling you, you do not look any smarter. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1838 |
How many owls does it take to get a hoot out of you? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1839 |
Do you need a who or a whom? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1840 |
... And with every new policy you sell, you get your pick of owls as a bonus! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1841 |
Is this the last Hitchcock remake meeting? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1842 |
You’re a Hoot, Mr. Johnson. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1843 |
"I've officially been accepted to teach at the Hogwarts School of Medicine.'' |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1844 |
We just picked up Hogwarts as a new client. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1845 |
One a day really keeps my wisdom top notch! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1846 |
Take a message. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1847 |
I have decided to convene a parliament. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1848 |
The teams says they will no longer work the day shift. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1849 |
I think I may have a problem. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1850 |
Here are the candidates for the night shift you requested. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1851 |
Shipment to Athens, Ms Steinkauz. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1852 |
Everyone's a wise guy these days. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1853 |
No, Martin, what I said was, "the break room needs more towels" |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1854 |
But do you see any pigeons? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1855 |
There were 10 until he got wise with me. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1856 |
I want YOU to give a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1857 |
Whooh ? Me? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1858 |
Why no, I'm not offended you like my hooters. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1859 |
No, Ms. DeVos. Adding another owl to your Hogwarts Charter School does not demonstrate growth..... Or proficiency. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1860 |
I don't care what the wildlife people told you - this is not accruing wisdom. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1861 |
Actually, I DO give a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1862 |
I imagine your staff likes to be kept in the dark |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1863 |
They're charging their boss with a hate crime for calling them "hooters". |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1864 |
Well, I'd say the lack of rodents around here means it IS working out, Phyllis. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1865 |
Janet, call shipping. I ordered nine bar towels. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1866 |
Who do I talk to about the night shift position you have open? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1867 |
The owls of wisdom fly at 5:00. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1868 |
Interesting...but how can you tell whose who? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1869 |
Not the parliament I meant, Sir. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
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41 |
3 |
2 |
1870 |
This explains the decapitated bobblehead on the floor of my office! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1871 |
Ms. Bell, I am also guessing our lunch order with the Nine Als deli isn't on its way right? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1872 |
I thought you said it would be a nine-owl job. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1873 |
I want nine pussycats delivered here first thing in the morning. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1874 |
You don't have to be such a wise-guy! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1875 |
Wisdom comes in many forms. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1876 |
Pussycats, Miss Benson, not Pussyhats. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1877 |
I know you said they're service owls, but I don't really give a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1878 |
Searching for Whoo??? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1879 |
Well then she should leave her mice at home next Pet Day. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1880 |
I do give a hoot. Take one |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1881 |
All I said was 'Who's on first?' |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1882 |
So this is why you ordered 20 mice for lunch? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1883 |
Please regurgitate your lunch Janice. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1884 |
Whooooo indeed Ms. Buckley? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1885 |
You can be too thin. You can have too much money. But never, Mrs. Reilly, can you have too many owls. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1886 |
So......WHO'S ON FIRST?? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1887 |
Yes, there are 10 pins in Duckpin Bowling, but in Owlpin Bowling we only use 9 pins. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1888 |
I'll be out once parliament adjourns. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1889 |
I told you to order TOWELS!! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1890 |
They're all here on H-1Tree Visa's. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1891 |
Who is who? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1892 |
Very wise selections for our Parliamentary caucus sir...but will they fly? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1893 |
They say they keep pigeons away We'll see. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1894 |
I don't even know how this concerns you Henry, but I'm pretty sure I said *bowel* movement |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1895 |
I am haunted by my Greek past. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1896 |
Mr. Babcock, I agreed to an eight owl workday. This is simply too much. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1897 |
I keep telling them it's "whom", but they won't listen. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1898 |
No Miss Jones, I said "Bring me nine Towels" not nine Owls |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1899 |
Working third shift has changed you. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1900 |
They don't give a hoot |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1901 |
Is there another desk for what, where, when and why questions? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1902 |
We're waiting for map quest to provide directions for reaching Hogwarts. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1903 |
This is my neck rehab under Trumpcare. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1904 |
The deli screwed up my order again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1905 |
Diane, in the future, when I ask for a Parliament, I am referring to a brand of cigarettes. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1906 |
It's all about hoo you know |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1907 |
I will be judged by the company I keep. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1908 |
I don't care, Who!, I want to know Why! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1909 |
I'm Doctor Who's agent. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1910 |
They demand a cease and desist from nine ladies dancing |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1911 |
More humane than glueboards, Ms. Ricketts. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1912 |
I was told to join a support-group for my Harry Potter addiction, so I did. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1913 |
I said BIG hooters! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1914 |
New hires at The Inquirer |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1915 |
Before you ask, it's a parliament. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1916 |
I know what you are thinking...... if I hoot with the owls tonight, I won't soar with the eagles tomorrow. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1917 |
It's the new wisdom app. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1918 |
You should know I really enjoy your hooters. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1919 |
No, Sir, no orders today. But I hear hawks and buzzards and selling well in some markets. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1920 |
Do these owls make me look fat? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1921 |
They're a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1922 |
The prunes haven't helped with regular owl movements. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1923 |
Miss Simmons, I asked to see hotels, not hoot owls. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1924 |
I thought you had a bowel problem. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1925 |
We respect your right to identify as an owl. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1926 |
It's the only way I could be a member of parliament. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1927 |
My inbox is full. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1928 |
I distincly said 'clean towels'are needed in the men's room. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1929 |
Look what I brought back from lunch at Hooters! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1930 |
Do I seem wiser to you since my promotion? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1931 |
Frankly, Mrs. Crankshaw, we don't give a hoot! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1932 |
Who indeed. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1933 |
But I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1934 |
Does this make you a wise guy? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1935 |
I'm hoping they'll help me with my night life. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1936 |
Do you think that's wise? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1937 |
Yes, we have gone to the birds. Tell me something I don't know. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1938 |
Your cats, my pea-green boat out back-- Shangri-La, Miss Davis! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1939 |
I love working here. It's a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1940 |
We can't afford drones, but then I thought of Harry Potter... |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1941 |
Wisdom is not accrued easily, my dear. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1942 |
Frankly, Edna, we don't give two hoots for your opinion. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1943 |
Frankly, Miss Peterson, I don't give a hoot. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1944 |
They don't give a hoot about the clean desk policy. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1945 |
Let me tell you, I speak from a place of wisdom. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1946 |
Miss Haversham, here is your order for a dozen towels. No more Alexa for you. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1947 |
Be nice. They attack pests. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1948 |
I'm simply here to offer a word to the wise. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1949 |
Sir, the next candidate for Who's Who in America is here for his interview. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1950 |
Well, smarty pants, the President of the United States says we ARE being attacked by zombie rodents. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1951 |
No, this does not officially make you a member of parliament. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1952 |
Take a litter, Miss Jones. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1953 |
Well, it seemed like a good idea in "Harry Potter." |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1954 |
New staff members, show them the room with very poor lighting. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
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40 |
5 |
1 |
1955 |
Now, for three dollars more per hour, which owl has the pea under it? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1956 |
They keep the birds off my desk. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1957 |
Ever since e-readers, there's been a shortage of work for the book owls. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1958 |
Just need a little inspiration for some words of wisdom to give at the next meeting. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1959 |
Are you Horton? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1960 |
I've heard they're better than email. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1961 |
There's another under the desk savaging my innards. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1962 |
I just do not like trolls. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1963 |
They do make me feel wiser. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1964 |
A BLT on toast and nine mice please |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1965 |
You can also reach J. K. Rowling by email. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1966 |
And there's more where they came from. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1967 |
Sir, you may have a parliament, but you are not the Prime Minister. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1968 |
Send in the lawyers from Rodent & Rodent. |
1.1489 |
0.07437 |
47 |
43 |
1 |
3 |
1969 |
Yes, we now give a hoot! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1970 |
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1971 |
Well it's about time that you start giving a hoot! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1972 |
I think I left a window open. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1973 |
Do you have the damn Tootsie Roll pops or not, Karen? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1974 |
Reply Owl! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1975 |
I really do give a hoot. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1976 |
Yes, I'll do anything to sign David Sedaris. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1977 |
Sorry, I meant 'to whom' do the owls belong? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1978 |
You hooted, sir? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1979 |
This isn't what I expected when I answered the ad for " Hooters manager wanted" |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1980 |
Ms Rogers when I said I was a lonely night owl this is not what I meant. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1981 |
Owls are the new penguins |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1982 |
It's my birthday and my true love gave me nine owls a hooting |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1983 |
Ms. Crenshaw, would you bring me the book on parliamentary procedure. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1984 |
Ask away, Ms. Perkins. That's what we're here for. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1985 |
Women's rights are now decided by Parliament, instead of Congress. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1986 |
NOT TO WORRY. JUST CANCEL THE JOURNAL AND GET ME 9 DEAD MICE. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1987 |
Tell them the intelligence committee meets at 10:00 A.M. today. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1988 |
Which one of these owls do you think goes best with my tie? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1989 |
I take it they were out of boobies. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1990 |
I believe I ordered a dozen small towels. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1991 |
No, I did not have lunch at Hooters. Why do you ask? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1992 |
All I'd wanted was a towel rack. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1993 |
Spread them around, we need to appear much wiser than we really are. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1994 |
Your guess is as good as mine, Minerva. I guess we'll just have to wait till after the dusk. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1995 |
Don't see a mouse on my desk; do you? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1996 |
At first I hated it. Now I really hate it. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1997 |
Can you please introduce them with rest of your class? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1998 |
We are taking Parliament in a different direction this year. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
1999 |
We thought it was only camels |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2000 |
I pluck all the feathers, chop the head off and cook at 450 for 20 minutes...tastes like chicken!! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2001 |
OK, you want one. But who? |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2002 |
The mice are gone. In fact we need to order some. |
1.1458 |
0.07287 |
48 |
44 |
1 |
3 |
2003 |
Ok, we've solved the rodent problem. What's next? |
1.1458 |
0.06651 |
48 |
43 |
3 |
2 |
2004 |
I've been looking for greener pest control for some time. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2005 |
I'm going to need a bigger desk. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2006 |
They're a hoot. |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2007 |
Owl Theraprey |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2008 |
Hoot! There it is. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2009 |
My wife wouldn't let me go to Hooters... |
1.1400 |
0.04957 |
50 |
43 |
7 |
0 |
2010 |
I need to know "who's who!" |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2011 |
Welcome to the 3rd Shift |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2012 |
The students are here to receive their 'wisdom awards.' |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2013 |
Would you please escort the owls out of the building. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2014 |
Yes, Miss Gribbins, I'll have a tuna on rye and twelve live mice. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2015 |
But on the bright side the mice are gone. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2016 |
Stare all you want. We really don't give a hoot! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2017 |
Welcome to the Harry Potter message center. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2018 |
Kindly alphabetize and file these. Miss Smith |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2019 |
You will have to sit somewhere else that's Al's desk. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2020 |
Our leveraged buyout of Hooters didn't go as planned. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2021 |
They're eating all the chicken nuggets en route, so I want you to do a market analysis for nocturnal vegan deliveries. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2022 |
I'm spamming Hogwarts. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2023 |
I'll have a bigger selection coming in tonight. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2024 |
Now I can talk about your hooters without breaking any laws. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2025 |
Biblically speaking, this isn't the Raptor I was praying for. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2026 |
May I say whoo is asking? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2027 |
Oh no, More Harry Potter Sequels?! |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2028 |
And why do you wish to work for Hooters? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2029 |
I'm leaving you, James. It's been a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2030 |
We’re also replacing company softball with Quidditch. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2031 |
I guess the CEO said he wanted us in more 'stringent form' but I could've sworn he said he wanted 'strigiformes'. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2032 |
So you see Mrs. Rumplemeyer, I do, in fact, give a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2033 |
Tennyson said "Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers". He didn't mention how that might affect English oak... |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2034 |
They usually work the night shift |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2035 |
Margaret, please make a reservation for ten at Hooters. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2036 |
How many owls does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2037 |
This explains why you only work at night. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2038 |
Better than donkeys or elephants, I hope. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2039 |
So who gives a hoot? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2040 |
Just letting you know, I give a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2041 |
Miss Jennings would you please remove these owls from my desk and send in the clowns." |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2042 |
I said we need night owls for the late shift, not nine owls. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2043 |
You know...you still aren't getting any wiser. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2044 |
Just don't call them hooters. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2045 |
Your nine owl clock is here. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2046 |
Who needs Congress when I have a parliament? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2047 |
You must be the night shift manager. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2048 |
I was the first thing they saw! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2049 |
Review the Minister of Magic's tweets for the article. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2050 |
Hey, what are you looking at? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2051 |
Owls well. How are things with you? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2052 |
Madam,do you think I'd still be sitting here if I gave a hoot? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2053 |
That Harry Potter is very persistent. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2054 |
Your husband wants a divorce, sir. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2055 |
My drawers are full of mice. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2056 |
Roberta, I just can't have them here today. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2057 |
We need to get more desks for the new night shift staff. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2058 |
I'm scamming kids by sending them letters from Hogwarts asking for money. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2059 |
We've been getting a lot of mail from Hogwarts lately. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2060 |
We're gonna need more worms. It's gonna be a late night. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2061 |
They may be wise, Sir, but they're never objective. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2062 |
Another A-Pellet Court Case ? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2063 |
Rick Perry Syndrome, for the presently-intellectual.. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2064 |
In this organization we refer to them as a parliament of owls. Please don't embarrass yourself by calling them a "hoot". |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2065 |
Congratulations, Sir. You've finally cornered the market. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2066 |
So it's official, nine out of ten of you give a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2067 |
I'm here for the Hooters interview. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2068 |
Hoo are you, hoo hoo, hoo hoo? I really wanna know.... |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2069 |
I'm expecting great things now that we have a full flock again. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2070 |
We think there's a niche opportunity in the wisdom space. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2071 |
Which one of you hooted? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2072 |
You should have come at night that's when I'm really productive. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2073 |
I heard you on the phone sir, thought you said you'd love a nice pair of Hooters in your face, so I thought I'd surprise you with a parliament. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2074 |
Frankly, I don't give a hoot what you think. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2075 |
So that's nine field-mice paninis and one BLT club, hold the mayo. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2076 |
Let me give you a quick who's hoo of our accounting department. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2077 |
Well, you asked for all the mail from from J.K. Rowlng. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2078 |
Please get your wand for some dictation. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2079 |
Do they hold lifetime appointments? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2080 |
Yeah, but what where when and why? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2081 |
Yes, are you the Hootin' Nanny? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2082 |
There just aren't enough owls in the day. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2083 |
If they bother you, you may have irritable owl syndrome. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2084 |
Contrary to what people think, Miss Davis, I do give a hoot! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2085 |
Owls see in the dark. Now we'll know what goes on here. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2086 |
Didn't we learned from the "Barrel of Monkeys" Incident? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2087 |
Solar panels, composting, organic snacks - fine. I'm drawing the line at mouse traps. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2088 |
Okay John, I get your point, it's late. You can go home now. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2089 |
Go on, say it. "Who let the dogs out..." |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2090 |
If you're even thinking of starting a sentence with "Who...," spare me. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2091 |
Which one handles unnecessary bullshit? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2092 |
I can't remember the last tine I moved my owls. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2093 |
Mr.Pussycat is here again sir, he says it's urgent. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2094 |
Harry, I really think email is more efficient. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2095 |
I showed you my hooters. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2096 |
Whom is the object form. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2097 |
Frankly, Marsha, I don't give a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2098 |
It will be a few minutes more. Would you like an owl while you wait? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2099 |
No, you can't claim them as dependents. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2100 |
I love casual Friday. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2101 |
Make that one cappuccino and nine mice. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2102 |
Great news Miss Jones! Our research team is finally going to get to the bottom of 'how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop'. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2103 |
Because my kids said we couldn't be hacked. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2104 |
I don't think the pigeons will come inside. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2105 |
I'm gonna need a bigger desk. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2106 |
If you're so smart, why did you vote for Trump? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2107 |
The Internet of Things is far more complicated than I realized. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2108 |
Well the rest of the staff give a hoot about their jobs. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2109 |
Whom are you here to see? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2110 |
Could you place a delivery order for one Cobb Salad and nine voles? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2111 |
What's up with the flocking owls? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2112 |
And after this I'll teach them what, where, when, why, and how |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2113 |
What's the count on the swimming pool statuary shipped to Mar-a-Lago? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2114 |
Hey Olga, i bought these night-vision cameras, can we have them installed? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2115 |
Mrs. Spinalzo, I've solved our rodent problem. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2116 |
The new one swung the vote against your raise. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2117 |
I assure you the office is vermin-free. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2118 |
I see you've surrounded yourself with the whose who of banking |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2119 |
Because ten wouldn't leave me room for my laptop. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2120 |
I'm sorry, Marge. We don't have enough for a quorum. Your vacation request has been denied. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2121 |
Whoville. Where else? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2122 |
They're seeking asylum from the late-night twittersphere. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2123 |
Can I have the potted plant please? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2124 |
Garbled message. I said, "Buy low. No more than nine." |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2125 |
We have a record crowd lined up outside for the hootenanny. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2126 |
Owl betcha can't eat just one! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2127 |
Those are the best hooters I've ever seen. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2128 |
Owl get right on that. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2129 |
So I thought the hell with it I'm bringing all my owls with me to work today |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2130 |
Owl-righty-then |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2131 |
Box'em and send them to J. K. This is the last time. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2132 |
Trying to keep the stool pigeons away eh? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2133 |
All hell broke loose when they discovered the third from the left is really a cat. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2134 |
I like to go beyond the conventional wisdom. They give me stock tips. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2135 |
Oh good, you're here. They're here to talk about Brexit. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2136 |
FYI Dennis, the Mouse Department has made a formal complaint again. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2137 |
Why? Because we give a hoot!" |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2138 |
Miss Abernathy, would you tell me if you heard gossiping about my jowls? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2139 |
Wanna' see 'em go crazy?...Ask me 'Who let the owls out?' |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2140 |
Well, aren't you a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2141 |
No, I asked for towels. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2142 |
We're loaning these out until the mainframe is back on line. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2143 |
I'm afraid the company has no further need for your wisdom and perspicacity. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2144 |
They’ve solved my rodent problem but replaced it with an existential crisis. |
1.1364 |
0.07688 |
44 |
41 |
0 |
3 |
2145 |
Athena, it's called a parliament. Not a gaggle nor a bevy but a parliament. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2146 |
Ah, Mrs. Jones, it gets lonely at the top. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2147 |
They are symbols of wisdom, but they have reached the limits of my desktop. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2148 |
they can't say I don't give a hoot around here any more............ |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2149 |
Your idea for owl bobblehead day, Miss Wertz, was rather unsuccessful. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2150 |
Sorry, my desk is a little fluttered |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2151 |
Mr. Jackson, you've been hired. The correct answer was 'whom'. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2152 |
I wish you'd stop staring at my hooters! |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2153 |
Find out whoo did this. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2154 |
What should I tell the pidgeons in reception? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2155 |
You're replacing me with hoo? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2156 |
There are a lot of teams with no first baseman. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2157 |
Pastrami on rye, a Dr. Brown soda and nine mice as usual Miss. Screech. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2158 |
I think there are still a few in the file cabinet. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2159 |
Still trying to solve the mice problem in the office? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2160 |
We got rid of the pigeons and rats, now how do we get rid of the wise guys? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2161 |
You say these are library drones? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2162 |
Go ahead and complain...see if anyone gives a hoot! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2163 |
I don't give a hoot which one you choose. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2164 |
Those guys at the genius bar are so smug, this is the wisdom desk |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2165 |
A grilled Reuben with pickles, a root beer, and nine live mice. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2166 |
The next step in my quest for wisdom is to synchronize our sleep schedules. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2167 |
I've been working nine owl days and still can't anything done. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2168 |
Oh, Darrell, you're a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2169 |
Listen Ethel. There's nine good reason why I'm the hoo's hoo of Acme accounting department. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2170 |
Who told you that? Who? Who? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2171 |
I wanted to show you all that I am capable of giving two hoots! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2172 |
MEET YOUR NEW TRUMP UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2173 |
I understand your grievances but you can't beat the working owls |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2174 |
They ask the right questions. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2175 |
I seem to be missing an owl. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2176 |
They get the chicks. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2177 |
It's about who? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2178 |
I can see you don't give a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2179 |
Sir, the staff would like to meet your Transition Team. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2180 |
When I requested a meeting to appeal my termination notice, I didn't know I'd have to appear before the entire Executive Committee. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2181 |
Who, who did you say again was here to see me? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2182 |
The feng shui consultant is here. She has come up with a slightly revised positioning plan |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2183 |
These all night sessions of Parliament are killing me! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2184 |
Yes, my name is Horton. Why? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2185 |
Why would I ask you to order more owls for the restrooms? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2186 |
Thanks for sharing Miss Wilson but those are not the hooters we are looking for. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2187 |
Well owl be darned... |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2188 |
Can I get you 10 cups of coffee? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2189 |
We're forming a committee to revise Who's Hoo. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2190 |
You really need to stop acting so mousy. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2191 |
They're hiring us to help them bring Harry Potter jobs back. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2192 |
Sorry madam, but 'owl be seeing you' violates the strict no-pun rule of our caption contest. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2193 |
You said 'have something that'll turn heads on your desk by Tuesday'. Well guess what kinda, it's Tuesday. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2194 |
Yes Ms. Horne, the owls are not what they seem. |
1.1364 |
0.07688 |
44 |
41 |
0 |
3 |
2195 |
I need your help. I seem to be missing one. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2196 |
I'm sorry, I don't know if any of these is wise or old. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2197 |
Frankly, Mrs. Jenkins, we don't give a hoot! |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2198 |
Miss Carlson, I need someone to take care of this situation immediately. Please call the hootenanny agency. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2199 |
They've decided that they want to be called a 'funkadelic of owls' instead. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2200 |
I don't care what you read in that book, owls are not the answer to the rising postal rates. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2201 |
Sir, that's the ninth time you said you didn't give a hoot! |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2202 |
Wisdom likes company! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2203 |
Madam, why on earth would you think I give a hoot? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2204 |
Laugh if you will, but I've saved a fortune on my exterminator expenses. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2205 |
Wisdom is overrated. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2206 |
What's wrong with the night shift? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2207 |
They keep me company. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2208 |
The storks went on strike, so we're trying something new. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2209 |
Please don't use the W Word. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2210 |
The office needed more towels, Judith, not owls. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2211 |
Anyone who can say more than Hoot ? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2212 |
This way no birds will fly onto my desk. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2213 |
See Margie, they all think I'm a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2214 |
Do they all want coffee, sir? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2215 |
There are nine owls on my desk. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2216 |
They flew early in for Sid's 10:00. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2217 |
This desk is owlfully full. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2218 |
Ms. Jones, I believe we have the answer to our small rodent infestation problem. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2219 |
I don't give a hoot what your excuse is, it is unwise to be late. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2220 |
Yes, we are still running our promotion: Buy one, get eight free. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2221 |
It's subtle, but you do seem wiser. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2222 |
"MS. KLUTZ, I ORDERED TOWELS NOT OWLS FOR THE BATHROOM! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2223 |
And I guarantee they won't watch you in the shower or peck out your eyes while you sleep. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2224 |
I'll need a pea-green boat, some honey, plenty of money, and 9 cats. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2225 |
Yes sir. You said you wanted nice hooters around the office so there you are. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2226 |
Why, no, I haven't seen your field mice. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2227 |
Whom are you here to see? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2228 |
Sure I could've googled 'how does a parliament work?', but where's the fun in that? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2229 |
I'm more a Blue Breasted Boobie Gal, myself. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2230 |
Said hoo? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2231 |
It's five for 'who' and four for 'whom'. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2232 |
I suppose "what a hoot!" would be redundant..... |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2233 |
They can tweet sixty-words-per-minute and also do security. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2234 |
I just got elected Prime Minister! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2235 |
This does not change the basic optics. It will still appear to be an unwise decision. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2236 |
Either I've been accepted to Hogwarts, or you misunderstood me when I asked for a Parliament. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2237 |
Coffee please, Miss Jones, and a cookie. And nine plump mice. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2238 |
It seems I'm needed at Hogwarts. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2239 |
The boss preferred to be surrounded by night owls. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2240 |
Where's the pussycat? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2241 |
They seem bright, but really, as conversations go, very one-sided! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2242 |
Well, we solved the mouse problem. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2243 |
Hootenanny for the day. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2244 |
What do you mean 'It's a bird brained idea?' |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2245 |
Hoo should I say is calling? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2246 |
This is what happens when you continually ask, "Who? Who? Who?" |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2247 |
You'd like to speak to, who? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2248 |
I thought I was ordering a bottle of Nine Owl Scotch |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2249 |
Someone has to give a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2250 |
I'm sorry Mrs. Hopkins. I'm really not a morning person. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2251 |
That's it, Vivian - you're nine owls late! |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2252 |
Your wife called. She wants the frozen mice out of the freezer too. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2253 |
We've already filled the job openings in third shift, Margaret. Please stop sending in all these night owls. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2254 |
My doctor told me I needed to have more owl movements... |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2255 |
Owl get right on that. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2256 |
Parliamentary procedure dictates we should consult Robert's Rules of Order not animal control. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2257 |
They think they're the smartest in the room. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2258 |
There's a mole in the company. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2259 |
As of today, I am a wise ass. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2260 |
What makes you think I don't give a hoot? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2261 |
I have always strived to seek wise counsel. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2262 |
I don't think those are the hooters the President ordered. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2263 |
One dopio, please Doris. Oh, and 9 infant mice, wild caught locally, organic alfalfa or wheat fields if possible but corn is ok if that's all you can get. Let's say 4 grey, 2 white, and 3 any color, shall we? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2264 |
Miss Jenkins, this is a modelling agency. When I said that I wanted to see hooters lined up from one end of my desk to the other this morning, this is not at all what I had in mind. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
2265 |
The 3rd shift won't leave until we agree to an increase in mice. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2266 |
Not what, my dear, but hoo. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2267 |
Fire the exterminator! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2268 |
Pick an owl, any owl. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2269 |
There used to be ten . What did you do with one of them. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2270 |
Sorry, Diane. I know they're all great candidates, but I still can't figure out hoo is the most qualified. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2271 |
Stop hiring anyone whose head is screwed on backwards! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2272 |
So, you some kind of wise guy? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2273 |
To whom are you referring? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2274 |
Auditions....The What and When have already been chosen. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2275 |
Meet the AI staff. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2276 |
Who do you think will blink first, me or them? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2277 |
My analyst said I should surround myself with friends. I said, 'But who?' Then it occurred to me. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2278 |
Mr Potter, I need a word about your in tray |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2279 |
From now on, I'm only hiring real head-turners. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2280 |
I'm changing the infield. Who's at first. Wait, uh, second. What's, uh, shortstop. And Where is third. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2281 |
So this is the idea of the "environmentally friendly" exterminator!! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2282 |
This is your solution to the mice in the break room? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2283 |
I take it this is your first graveyard shift? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2284 |
It's important to show that you give a hoot. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2285 |
You can stuff 'em all but you'll never get your toupée back! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2286 |
New night shift workers |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2287 |
I have a better mouse trap. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2288 |
I usually pick the wisest consultants. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2289 |
Wisdom or not, they cannot be our Supreme Court. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2290 |
I assume you haven't sent out the memos yet? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2291 |
I brought in some assistants to help you burn the midnight oil. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2292 |
Very well, the eyes have it. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
2293 |
I'm receiving messages, but I can't seem to send any. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
46 |
40 |
6 |
0 |
2294 |
I thought they would give me wisdom, but all I got was potato chips. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2295 |
I thought this was an 8 owl a day job. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2296 |
The owls are not what they seem. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2297 |
Yes, they do seem well behaved, Miss Farnsworth, ... but I distinctly asked you to arrange a meeting with the Howells. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2298 |
They demand an increase in the owly wage. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2299 |
Didn't you get your Hogwarts letter? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2300 |
We'll have a tuna salad, a bowl of pine nuts, a vanilla smoothie, and nine live mice. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2301 |
Yes, I know it's a cluttered desk, but I don't give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2302 |
I'm tired of being all about spontaneity. I'm opting for wisdom by osmosis. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2303 |
Just so you know your head stands out. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2304 |
It's a security issue Ms Jones. Figure out how to take care of them. We will be using owls instead of emails from now on. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2305 |
The PR department's "Give a Hoot" campaign is getting out of hand. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2306 |
No wise remarks, please. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2307 |
I thought he said "do you want to take in 9 holes...?" |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2308 |
... and the greatest part is not one of them has complained about working the night shift. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2309 |
I meant the restaurant! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2310 |
On the other hand...we no longer have a mouse problem. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2311 |
Which one of us is the wizard? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2312 |
Owlementary, my dear Ms. Watson. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2313 |
Please bring me the Wise Potato Chip royalty litigation file |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2314 |
Are you ready to receive the pigeon delegation now? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2315 |
Sir,wouldn't a traditional paperweight be more appealing? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2316 |
Another promo from the Audubon Society. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2317 |
No ... I really don't think they make you seem more intelligent. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2318 |
Now we have our think tank. Let's get to work. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2319 |
Yes, I'd like to get rid of them but they're an endangered species. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2320 |
Ms. Jenkins, we need to store the hoots. I'm expecting two gross of hollers later today |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2321 |
I need to approve these tweets before you post them, Mr. Potter. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2322 |
Where would you like those filed sir? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2323 |
I'm sorry, Parliament has decided your position is no longer a position. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2324 |
Based on your last report, I don't think they have rubbed off on you yet. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2325 |
How do you tell who's hoo? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2326 |
You're obsessed with hooters. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2327 |
I'll give you that -- the pigeon population seems under control on your desk. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2328 |
Numbers are down? Owl see about that. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2329 |
As I get older I'm dispensing with some of my accumulated wisdom |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2330 |
Do I seem wiser? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2331 |
The staff wanted to thank you for solving the rat problem, Sir. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2332 |
What do you think of my new candidates for the Supreme Court? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2333 |
Yes, this is Whose Whoo |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2334 |
Originally, it was cute bunnies, and the owls, well, just showed up. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2335 |
You have to be able to work nights. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2336 |
This is not what I expected when I agreed to work in the Hogwarts admissions department. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2337 |
We could use a little wisdom around here |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2338 |
Sorry, they will stop putting the dead mice in your office. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2339 |
Nothing Boss, just working late again |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2340 |
You've been a solid employee, but owls are just more efficient. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2341 |
Trust me, owl always be here for you. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2342 |
Could you please get us some more coffee? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2343 |
Jenny, don't you know how to knock?!? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2344 |
I know why the caged bird sings, but I really don't give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2345 |
May I approach the bench? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2346 |
I misunderstood when you said we would be sitting with parliament. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2347 |
You know me Helen, I'm not one to take advice. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2348 |
They said they don't give a hoot who you are, you didn't order towels and your pups are on the way. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2349 |
So, you don't give a hoot about Bring-Your-Pets-To-Work day. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2350 |
Okay, I'll keep the pussy cats in my office. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2351 |
Please don't scowl. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2352 |
I thought they'd help me look more wise |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2353 |
These fake owls are supposed to scare off HR. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2354 |
They were going to be released around the city for our new "Give a hoot" campaign until the PETA people made a big stink about it and some potato chip company sued us. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2355 |
Who do these wise guys think they are? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2356 |
Do you want a clean desk or a display of my accumulated business wisdom? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2357 |
You need to be a night owl to work these hours. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2358 |
"No, he's on first"! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2359 |
Unlike the corporate brass, this group truly gives a hoot about what I do around here.... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2360 |
Frankly Thelma, I couldn't give a hoot about the clean desk policy. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2361 |
Nine owls, Miss Fenwick...NINE OWLS?! I distinctly said TEN. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2362 |
I hope you're having a hoot right now. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2363 |
Who are you? who! who! who! who!. I really wanna know. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2364 |
Mrs. Knapp, I said. It's Mrs. Knapp! Enough with the question! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2365 |
You can tell him I haven't given a hoot for quite some time. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2366 |
No! I said, 'Get me at table at Hooters.' |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2367 |
'I'd like you to meet the night shift." |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2368 |
Mr. Fox, the exterminator has taken care of our rodent problems. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2369 |
We know what I'm doing. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2370 |
Do you think this's wise for our Wisdom Awards? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2371 |
We're expanding the night shift! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2372 |
I think Maggie got confused when you asked for Hooters for your birthday lunch |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2373 |
I like your hooters. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2374 |
It's a cybernetic organism robot prototype with enhanced binocular sight and exceptional clairvoyance. CORP for short. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2375 |
Now that the night crew has arrived, what say we go grab a drink? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2376 |
Tell Harry Potter that I prefer emails |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2377 |
The Pussycats? Send 'em in. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2378 |
The Pet store said that, in fact, Owls are NOT cheaper by the dozen. You only get that discount with Goldfish and Guppies. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2379 |
Forget my clients, I'm waging a full-scale war on the pigeons. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2380 |
We have a few questions. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2381 |
... and thus, HR suggested this would be the only appropriate environment in which I could say 'Hooters' in the work place. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2382 |
You haven't given a hoot for a long time! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2383 |
How can you possibly say that I don't give a hoot? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2384 |
Wearing glasses alone does not get you into the Wise Old Owls club. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2385 |
One wise-ass around here was already enough..... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2386 |
So who are you expecting to clean up? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2387 |
It's so I don't have to give a hoot |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2388 |
If you mention my hooters one last time I'll have to speak with H.R. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2389 |
Can grave and formal pass for wise, When Women the solemn Owl despise? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2390 |
Who's who around here? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2391 |
Can I get you anything else? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2392 |
When I gave the team a birthday gift hint, I should have said, "I love Hoosters, the restaurant"! |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2393 |
I don't think this is what they meant by parliamentary procedure. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2394 |
We're the committee for "Who's Who in America." |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2395 |
Is it so weird to want my office free of mice, Miss Perkins? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2396 |
"Do you think this will help me get into "Who's Who"? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2397 |
They're the who's who of the legal community. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2398 |
We think you are overreacting … You saw one mouse last week…. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2399 |
I'll leave immediately; I think I just needed the push to pursue taxidermy full time. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2400 |
Oh, Hooters. Now I get it, Mr. Ailes. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2401 |
They help me find the stapler. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2402 |
They keep the pigeons away. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2403 |
Barn owls brought peace in Isreal, let's see if it does it again between Republicans and Democrats here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2404 |
You still need to wise-up. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2405 |
I'm supposed to give a hoot? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2406 |
Meet the new night shift. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2407 |
They're Parliament, and I'm Funkadelic. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2408 |
OK, I've got the wise. Now I just need the wherefores. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2409 |
No, they don't make you look any wiser. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2410 |
Should I come back after your Parliament meeting is over? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2411 |
We need all eyes on desk! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2412 |
Wisdom, miss brooks, lots of wisdom. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2413 |
Hold all calls—Parliament is in session." |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2414 |
Despite popular misconception, it's actually WHOM do you think you are.... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2415 |
Take an owl. Worshiping Athena is now the company religion. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2416 |
I love owls. woman- I can tell! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2417 |
You should see my mnemonics for WHAT, WHEN, and WHERE. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2418 |
This isn't what I meant when I said I needed to speak to parliament |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2419 |
Our auditors see everything. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2420 |
I assume these are the candidates for the night watchman position. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2421 |
What, where, why and how ? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2422 |
Whoooose in charge now? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2423 |
We use to have a mice problem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2424 |
Better than twitter? Really. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2425 |
Yesterday it was five and four pussycats. What happened? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2426 |
Please tell accounting that I have the backup for the Hooters charges on my expense account. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2427 |
I don't have time to look for your pussycat Miss Jones, one of my owls is missing. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2428 |
Yes I see the difference, but I shall continue to think of you as "owlish". |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2429 |
They voted 5-4. You're fired. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2430 |
Hearing Aids! I said 'night owls', not 'NINE owls'! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2431 |
Margaret, make sure we tell the staff not to take my pep talks so literally in the future. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2432 |
What is your wife going to think when she sees all the hooter chicks in here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2433 |
One of our board members is asking about a vegetarian option. Otherwise, it's coffee and live mice for everyone. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2434 |
Just like Wise potato chips I couldn't have just one! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2435 |
I bet you're wondering who's who. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2436 |
No, Delores, I said I need nite owls for the job. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2437 |
I am trying to find the leak of our corporate secrets. Who? Who? Who? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2438 |
I can't understand why people accuse me of not giving a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
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37 |
3 |
1 |
2439 |
I got a great deal on one size nesting dolls. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2440 |
Meet 3rd shift. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2441 |
Meet our new night-time employees. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2442 |
You report directly to Parliament. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2443 |
I had asked for some towels! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2444 |
They were the cheapest temps we could find to answer phones for the World Health Organization. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2445 |
I apologize for all the hootenanny. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2446 |
Is it too much to ask for a little eye contact? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2447 |
Believe me, it's much more effective than drones. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2448 |
I'm here for the hootnanny. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2449 |
Sorry, I think you misheard me--I said I need 10 HOURS to get the project done. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2450 |
Don't you think it would be wise to have the owls running the country rather than Trump??? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2451 |
We need nine H1B visas. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2452 |
So now you're a night owl by day. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2453 |
These Early Decisions need to be out by end of day, please. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2454 |
As you can see, working here is quite a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2455 |
Ms. Carlyle, where's the nearest Hooters? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2456 |
It's "To whom, to whom". Now you know why. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2457 |
Well, that's a hoot |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2458 |
There are the applicants for the new night shift position. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2459 |
They took care of the mice. Now we have to wait for the wisdom to kick in. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2460 |
Hoot hoot! Find which one of us is human and the job is yours! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2461 |
I just get apples from my students. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2462 |
Tell them I'll give them an answer after I consult with my advisors. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2463 |
Courtesy of our collective wisdom, you're being terminated. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2464 |
If I've told you once, I've told you 10 times; I don't give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2465 |
When I agreed to appear in the "Who's Who", this wasn't what I had in mind! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2466 |
"Who"wants to know? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2467 |
And I thought you didn't give a hoot |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2468 |
Trust me, you wouldn't want to sit if hadn't removed the chairs. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2469 |
I'm afraid the Hogwarts transfers have been passing notes in class again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2470 |
They're specially designed to deflect criticism. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2471 |
I'll be working late tonight. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2472 |
They're neater than the pigeons. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2473 |
There is another way to catch that mouse, you know. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2474 |
The consultant said I should surround myself with the most intelligence I can find. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2475 |
Don't get wise with me. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2476 |
So, I have nine owls. A cat has nine lives. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2477 |
Mr. Jones, your wise cracks are getting on my nerves! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2478 |
I don't think this is what employees had in mind for their 360 degree review. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2479 |
Mouse problem? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2480 |
Just don't ask...'you know.' |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2481 |
They told me you were a hoot |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2482 |
Ms. Hopkins, please order nine tiny mortar boards and gross of field mice for our new concept development team. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2483 |
It looks like the Ministry of Magic is unhappy with my position on postal reform. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2484 |
An owl for your thoughts Miss Smith... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2485 |
Professor Smith, in the future we request you teach that the 5 W's of journalism are who, who, who, who, and who. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2486 |
The new job's been a real hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2487 |
On Tuesdays I meet with our branch managers. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2488 |
I really hate Bring Your Owl to Work Day. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2489 |
Martha, I can never be owl by myself. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2490 |
If these new sales managers don't motivate the deliverymice, I don't know what will. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2491 |
Yet again, Lockwood had misunderstood Casual Friday. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2492 |
None of us give a hoot about what you want, Ms. Jones. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2493 |
I've given up on people--I'm surrounding myself with wise creatures. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2494 |
Where are the other three? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2495 |
I don't pollute because, obviously, I give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2496 |
I couldn't afford the doves. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2497 |
Hogwarts first principal. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2498 |
I'm tired of people saying I don't give a hoot |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2499 |
I need an answer Ted. When I left for the bathroom there were ten owls, now there's nine. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2500 |
Oh, these are my friend's pet owls. Wait, who's gonna clean all the pellets? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2501 |
Is there anything I can hoot for you, Mrs. Wilson? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2502 |
I'm not driving you anywhere...I'm a taxidermist. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2503 |
Well, you can tell HR I don't give a hoot! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2504 |
This is why you don't see any mice in here! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2505 |
A word to the wise, Ms. Hedwig. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2506 |
Now, about your pigeons Ms. Brittlebottom. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2507 |
...and what birds do you flock to, Mrs. Blaine? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2508 |
We're just consulting. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2509 |
They're helping me find my mouse. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2510 |
Ms. Farruggia, I said we needed "nine hours." |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2511 |
The question is not what, but who...? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2512 |
No sandwiches, we're getting some tasty field mice for lunch today. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2513 |
You are safe here from all the lemmings. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2514 |
Thanks for the invite, but I brought lunch. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2515 |
Your flight to Athens leaves this afternoon |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2516 |
We now have enough votes for a quorum - set up the meeting for 3:00 a.m. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2517 |
I see you're ready for the rat race. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2518 |
Miss Moneypenny. Tell James Bond we have a unique new spying device. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2519 |
A classic case of who done it. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2520 |
2 more owls and we move to phase 2 Alice! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2521 |
When you said the "wise guys" had taken over, this is not what I imagined. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2522 |
Now then, I'm going to shuffle the owls, then correctly pick the one you were thinking of. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2523 |
Great news Ms Frobisher, we finally have nine wise Justices. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2524 |
My son's school is having a fundraiser... |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2525 |
Ask IT when I'm getting my computer back. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2526 |
I meant Twitter. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2527 |
Yet again, Lockwood had misunderstood Casual Friday. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2528 |
Computer's out for repair and by the way, whooooo do you think you're talking to? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2529 |
I have a question old wise ones...and Herb. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2530 |
No worries Mrs. Rectumwald, They do not have irritable owl syndrome. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2531 |
I still don't feel wise. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2532 |
That's too bad. Ironically, we don't give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2533 |
Yes, we now give a hoot! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2534 |
They call us the ten wise guys. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2535 |
Choose one: it might be the wisest of them all. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2536 |
They all seem to be under the misconception that my desk is full of Tootsie Pops. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2537 |
I'm not really sure that this will help you to appear wiser. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2538 |
Does this make me look wiser? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2539 |
I've never met a carrier pigeon with good news. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2540 |
Who may I say is calling? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2541 |
Don't worry, they're not what they seem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2542 |
Your husband’s not here, and this isn’t Hooters. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2543 |
They're advising me about the mouse problem right now, actually. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2544 |
Please thank the students in shop class for the desk made of endangered wood. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2545 |
Like I always say, ‘If I’m the smartest person in the room, we’re in big trouble.’ |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2546 |
What did you think I meant when I suggested we meet at the hooters? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2547 |
IT's concerned about your mouse usage. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2548 |
"Meet our new mentors". |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2549 |
I said "Alexa, order nine white towels" |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2550 |
MAYBE I DIDNT MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, THE WHITE OWLS I WANTED ARE CIGARS. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2551 |
I told you those owl banks wouldn't sell. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2552 |
Great news, Helen, I've hired some excellent new candidates to join you on the night shift. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2553 |
A coffee please, Miss Hayes, and nine live mice for my friends. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2554 |
It was buy one get eight free at the rescue shelter. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2555 |
Owl get right on it... Do you get it?... these are owls and I said 'owl' instead of 'I will'... Ok fine Doris, you just don't give a hoot about my work... Anything that time? No? Well hoo do you have to screw... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2556 |
I'm sorry, this office is Wisdom. Argument is down the hall, room 304. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2557 |
Only 9 Tweets today! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2558 |
They want tickets to Groundhog Day. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2559 |
Why? Not used to that question. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2560 |
Tell Claus they're cheaper, nocturnal and more aerodynamic. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2561 |
Yesterday I couldn't give two hoots for this job. Today I upped it to nine. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2562 |
Um, yeah, they want you down in HR...yeah, no, idea why... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2563 |
Turns out, getting your ducks in a row is a terrible idea. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2564 |
They need me for the minyan. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2565 |
There was one more, but he didn't give a hoot |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2566 |
"I said, Want to go by Hooters? Not, go buy hooters! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2567 |
Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, left this on my desk?! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2568 |
The Trump Administration may not give a hoot about them, but I do. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2569 |
No, I can't tell which one is stuffed. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2570 |
I think this rendition of "Teenage Wasteland" will speak for itself. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2571 |
I am not a tax attorney. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2572 |
Pardon me Mrs. Cranwell, but have you seen my mouse? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2573 |
Yes, we discussed your concerns. Frankly my dear we don't give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2574 |
Are they cheaper by the dozen? What do you feed them? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2575 |
Oh yeah? Well, my hooters are bigger than yours! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2576 |
We know your SAT score, Bob. Ditch the owls. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2577 |
Wise, shmise. If they crap on my report you're retyping it. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2578 |
All future directives will be an Act of Parliament. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2579 |
I don't care what species you identify with, Gabe, you have to use the regular bathroom like everyone else. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2580 |
I'm sure you'll soon learn whose hoo. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2581 |
Our committee sees nothing wrong with the hunt and peck method. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2582 |
You don't look any wiser. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2583 |
Nine out of ten owls prefer desk jobs |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2584 |
The budget cuts really hit us hard. This was the best we could do in terms of security. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2585 |
You can really have a "hoot" with these. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2586 |
Parliament is in session, Carol. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2587 |
How do you feel about working nights? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2588 |
And yet not one of them has my Hogwarts letter. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2589 |
They said they'd be a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2590 |
And what wisdom could you provide that I don't already have on my desk? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2591 |
The finalists in our "Give a Hoot" contest just flew in. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2592 |
Good news! My octuplets have all been accepted to Hogwarts. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2593 |
Alice...I'am gonna need a stack of old newspapers and 3 dozen live mice. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2594 |
Your paranoia has to be addressed Mr. Williams. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2595 |
This the owl information desk. For other questions, go to General Information Desk. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2596 |
I'm told the nesting habits of owls vary considerably. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2597 |
I'll give you my answer after I confer with the parliament. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2598 |
They keep away the hawks. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2599 |
I like the nightlife baby. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2600 |
They say after I fly into that pane of glass, I'm in the club. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2601 |
I give a hoot, ma'am. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2602 |
It's called a 'parliament', Christine. Can we stop playing this game now? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2603 |
Wise decision on the new hires. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2604 |
They'll be asking to the questions. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2605 |
Yes, it's clearly a predatory takeover. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2606 |
My favorite Hitchcock film? Surely you jest. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2607 |
Tawny owls? I said Brawny towels. Now I am really going to need some. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2608 |
They usually work nights. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2609 |
Our new funding limits their habitat to my desktop. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2610 |
Tell Hogwarts to send me a larger inbox. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2611 |
But when and why? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2612 |
Grab your banjo - we've been waiting on a hootenanny! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2613 |
Who is my favorite. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2614 |
Owl be damned. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2615 |
I'll give you a raise if you can make them stop blinking. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2616 |
Yes, a parliament of owls, that's right. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2617 |
I have a mouse problem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2618 |
It's called an Accountant's Dozen. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2619 |
Because it makes me look wiser. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2620 |
Before you come closer, do you have any rodents on your person? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2621 |
I've always been a big fan of hooters. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2622 |
I wanted to tell you how much we appreciate your work for the company, but we have to cut some budgets. Also, these are for you, i know you're not a roses person. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2623 |
My earlier comment was not harassment; these are what I meant by saying I like hooters. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2624 |
Wise guys. They'll fix the mole problem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2625 |
I said "buy me nine hours" not "buy me nine owls." |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2626 |
I said, I needed towels, not owls |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2627 |
"Who's" in charge here? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2628 |
Frankly Mr. Audubon I find your interest in owls a fowl obsession. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2629 |
Now we just need to know "when" and "where". |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2630 |
I dare you to go to HR. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2631 |
I'd like you to do a mass mailing for the library's upcoming Harry Potter event. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2632 |
They're my 'who' men. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2633 |
Another meeting of the W.H.O. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2634 |
Correction: it's called a "parliament," not a "flock" of owls. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2635 |
Yes, I've solved that mouse problem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2636 |
Harry Potter is on the phone and would like to know how Harry Jr. ended up on the wait list exactly. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2637 |
No, Miss Climson, not "owls"; I asked for more "v-owels". |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2638 |
I switched from email to omail, and my inbox is still full. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2639 |
You don't give a hoot about your 3:30? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2640 |
No Sir, I don't believe there is a shortcut to wisdom. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2641 |
Tell him my team says we don't give a hoot what the president thinks. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2642 |
They are going to be handling the night shift |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2643 |
Then, madam, I suggest you keep your mice in their cages. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2644 |
Must be a hoot around here at feeding time. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2645 |
You're fired. My new staff doesn't complain when they have to pull an all nighter. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2646 |
Ma'am, this is a library. You can't return owls here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2647 |
Really Erma... Was nine "hours" too much to ask? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2648 |
Their neck rotation wont give a wider range to your perspective |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2649 |
Yes and who would you like to see today? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2650 |
Who do you think they are? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2651 |
We're hoping these guys can help the White House's tweets sound a little wiser. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2652 |
Point taken, Janice. It is possible give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2653 |
They help me with my low self-esteem. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2654 |
Beth, it's working! The owls have scared all the people away! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2655 |
No sir, I do not think ten would be cuter. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2656 |
Is it another story of mice and man ? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2657 |
It's 5 to 4. You're fired! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2658 |
Who knew the Hogwarts graduates would be so interested in an entry level accountant job? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2659 |
Would please have our corporate ornithologists see me as soon as possible? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2660 |
Bill knows one of them ate his lunch. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2661 |
Who sent you? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2662 |
You're late. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2663 |
Who let the owls out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2664 |
They're the best brains I could find. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2665 |
I find myself missing the mice. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2666 |
Who said that? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2667 |
So I say, "Who are you?" And they say, "Who?" Then I say, "You." Then they say, "Who?" Then I say, wait for it, "Third base!" |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2668 |
I'll take two Southern-fried to go, please. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2669 |
The gift card says they're from some environmental group. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2670 |
When I said 'this job is for the birds,' they all swooped in to take it. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2671 |
Frankly Mr. Butler, I don't give a hoot either. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2672 |
We know when you're lying, Jan. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2673 |
I've acumulated more wisdom in every one of the nine years I've worked here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2674 |
Nein owls, Frau Heller. Nein owls... |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2675 |
Ms. Frakenbach, take a memo: My associates and I don't give a hoot. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2676 |
I.T. needs sign off on a supply order. All the mice have gone missing. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2677 |
We did it! We now know how many licks. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2678 |
I just finished briefing the night shift. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2679 |
Sir, our man in Athens suggests Newcastle. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2680 |
Batman was already taken |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2681 |
Can you point out which of my advisors sexually harassed you, Mrs. Hu? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2682 |
The wisdoms of crowds |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2683 |
Point made Ms. Pritchett. Nothing inauspicious here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2684 |
Said hoo? |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2685 |
You will be responsible for the what-why-when-and-wheres. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2686 |
They're training for Hogwarts. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2687 |
Make sure you choose wisely. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2688 |
Did you find out how many licks it takes sir? |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2689 |
I've asked you what, why, when, where and how. But they may have one more question. |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2690 |
We all have problems, but don’t tell me don't give a hoot! |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
2691 |
I said I was into Dr Who, not Nine Owls From the Midnight Inning. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2692 |
Headquarters, Marquis Who’s Who. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2693 |
Miss Jenkins, a memo to Hogwarts please: "We are not accepting transfer applications at this time." |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2694 |
It's the new FAQ division. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2695 |
Well, Owl be damned, Francine. Hoo'd a thunk most people hate puns? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2696 |
Do you think that's wise? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2697 |
He's asking for the 'Wise One'. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2698 |
Hoo's Hoo? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2699 |
An owl for every desk, Mrs. Smith. Let's see if we get smarter memos. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2700 |
Don't listen to them, I know who that is. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2701 |
I understand that you like my new file cabinet, Ms. Jones. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2702 |
With all the government budget cuts, we had to hire some new assistants. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2703 |
Is it ok now to set appointment for your wisdom teeth removal, sir? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2704 |
OK George, but this is the last time..."who let the dogs out?" |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2705 |
Trust me! It's a hoot! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2706 |
OK, I get it. You don't want me to focus on 'what, when, where, and how," but on who! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2707 |
They are my most trusted advisors. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2708 |
'you left the windows open again.' |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2709 |
President Trump mandated this wowl. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2710 |
Well, I do give a hoot! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2711 |
They want the ninth day of Christmas changed to "nine owls a-hooting." |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2712 |
We thought it would be wiser if you no longer worked here. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2713 |
Frankly, Madam, I don't give a hoot. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2714 |
Miss Penny, I specifically asked that 9 dowels be installed under my desktop |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2715 |
We're not so different, you an I. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2716 |
Is it me? Is it you? Who gives a hoot? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2717 |
Fly with your own flock. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2718 |
Clearly, I DO give a hoot about your problem. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2719 |
When you asked about ways to relieve stress, I meant Hooters. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2720 |
No wisdom from these stupid birds, I get all my information from the Internet. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2721 |
You always go above and beyond, Oscar, but 'bring your pet to work day' means ONE, not a parliament! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2722 |
Sandra, I believe you've met the new legal team... |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2723 |
I'm happy your side business is going well Ted, but your 'Authentic Harry Potter Mail Owl' business must be run from home. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2724 |
Trademarked? Well, what about Hooties? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2725 |
Send them back. I ordered a "Who's Who" for my desk. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2726 |
What makes you think I give a hoot! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2727 |
'They're the desktop version' |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2728 |
I know Tuesdays are half-price wings at Hooter's, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2729 |
Sorry, they ran out of pipers piping. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2730 |
Didn't anybody telly you? Mr. Jenkins hates owls. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2731 |
There's this cat that I don't ever want to see again! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2732 |
Don't get nervous ... It's not as if they're chickens ... |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2733 |
I'm missing one...can you bring me my binoculars? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2734 |
I told you the Ornithologists Writers' League would make a lousy acro |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2735 |
Frankly, Sylvia, I don't give nine hoots. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2736 |
I ordered a DOZEN owls Ms Smith. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2737 |
Care for a Parliament? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2738 |
We've got who, all we need now is the what and where. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2739 |
Good morning, sir, are we any closer to giving a hoot today? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2740 |
I see you've been ignoring your Hogwarts letters. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2741 |
Would you like to buy a owl? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2742 |
I've figured out how to win the rat race. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2743 |
You said I should get all my ducks in a row, so what if I can't find any ducks? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2744 |
Have I made it clear I don't give a hoot? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2745 |
ITS MY BIRTHDAY, EVER ONE KNOWS I LIKE HOOTERS. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2746 |
When I asked for a Parliament, I meant a cigarette. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2747 |
At least the rats are gone. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2748 |
This will take care of the mouse problem. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2749 |
Who knows? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2750 |
The Tootsie Pop focus group is here. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2751 |
I still don't give a hoot! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2752 |
9 lollipops please, Janice |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2753 |
Personally, I don't give a hoot, but I'm clearly outnumbered. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2754 |
Well, they’re not turning out to be as wise as we’d hoped but they’re keeping the field mice down. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2755 |
It would be wise of you not to say anything about my friends! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2756 |
Parliament is in session! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2757 |
It's the Audubon Society on line one. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2758 |
Doctor, Mr. Sedaris is here to discuss diabetes. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2759 |
I'm sorry, we're short two Pussy-cats for the Dance By The Light Of the Moon. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2760 |
E-mail? Does Dumbledore use e-mail? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2761 |
No, Stan, I did not know it is 'Take Your Owls to Work Day'. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2762 |
You're fired, Mrs. Johnson. Please get the flock out of here. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2763 |
When they said I was to "speak to the parliament..." |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2764 |
I'm here to see Mr. Who. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2765 |
These owls will help fight illiteracy! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2766 |
FYI we use computers to send messages here. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2767 |
No, I said I wanted to see Al's son, Dex! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2768 |
Whooo's on first? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2769 |
Whoooo's missing? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2770 |
It's a sit-in - they want us to rename Twitter to Hooter. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2771 |
They told me this job was a hoot. They didn't say why. |
1.1081 |