Contest #564


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564


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-04-11
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-04-24 (estimated)
Number of captions 6200
Number of responses 349268
Number of participants 7654


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 They're willing to work nights. 1.8788 0.01457 2665 935 1118 612
1 Yes, I found my laptop. But, now I can't find my mouse. 1.8556 0.02164 1350 538 469 343
2 They are demanding equal prey 1.8513 0.01997 1547 609 559 379
3 I only needed one, but Costco makes you buy a whole case. 1.8402 0.01472 2834 1133 1021 680
4 No, I have no idea why your computer doesn't have a mouse anymore. 1.8185 0.01442 2925 1203 1050 672
5 Not whom, Miss Ferguson, who. 1.8014 0.01853 1742 728 632 382
6 Mrs. Jenkins, you may have misunderstood me when I said. "Reserve Hooters for the office party." 1.8006 0.01531 2804 1256 851 697
7 HR says you're not allowed to refer to them as hooters. 1.7872 0.02529 1015 460 311 244
8 Best damn owl salesman I've ever met. 1.7717 0.02139 1393 639 433 321
9 Go ahead, ask what our first baseman's name is. 1.7707 0.01641 2377 1095 732 550
10 Knock. Knock. 1.7622 0.02448 1106 529 311 266
11 I think the more appropriate question is "why". 1.7601 0.01517 2551 1128 907 516
12 Please tell me you see them, too. 1.7394 0.02514 921 419 323 179
13 I said, "Get me a table at Hooters, not a table of Hooters." 1.7325 0.02425 1073 520 320 233
14 I'm sorry but they're all the same. No one's the wiser. 1.7099 0.02445 1003 488 318 197
15 Knock. Knock. 1.7025 0.01882 1728 862 518 348
16 Irritable Owl Syndrome. I've had it for years... 1.6984 0.02803 819 424 218 177
17 It's called irritable owl syndrome, but I have it under control. 1.6857 0.01762 1928 975 584 369
18 You know how it is, you get one for Christmas and suddenly you're the "Owl" guy. 1.6615 0.01813 1743 894 545 304
19 They've been turning heads all day. 1.6581 0.02159 1170 587 396 187
20 Gladys, get me a BLT and nine mice. 1.6446 0.01840 1840 1016 462 362
21 They're going to keep asking until you introduce yourself to them. 1.6428 0.01872 1590 828 502 260
22 They all know the difference between who and whom. 1.6335 0.02092 1416 793 349 274
23 Corporate says we have a mole. 1.6278 0.02316 1021 540 321 160
24 Yes, It's a veritable who's who around here. 1.6247 0.01907 1452 758 481 213
25 Hire the one that said 'Whom'. 1.6197 0.02843 660 349 213 98
26 I appreciate the effort, but I'm pretty sure I said towels. 1.6193 0.02135 1161 612 379 170
27 The early birds went home. This is the night shift. 1.6145 0.02237 1004 520 351 133
28 One coffee and nine dead mice. 1.6132 0.02361 941 499 307 135
29 Next time don't use the speech recognition app to order towels! 1.6062 0.02219 1120 616 329 175
30 Someone at Hogwart's must have hit "reply all" 1.5925 0.02446 989 576 240 173
31 Pick any... In my opinion, they're all wise choices. 1.5925 0.02197 1060 575 342 143
32 This used to be their tree. 1.5903 0.02448 908 509 262 137
33 We had to close the branch. 1.5885 0.02607 797 447 231 119
34 I accidentally hit 'reply owl'. 1.5787 0.03095 591 344 152 95
35 No, they do not Tweet. 1.5752 0.02931 605 340 182 83
36 Well, because ten owls would be complete lunacy. That's why. 1.5751 0.02933 659 386 167 106
37 I've noticed you can't seem to take your eyes off my hooters. 1.5646 0.02743 774 467 177 130
38 Never get in a twitter fight with J. K. Rowling. 1.5637 0.02784 738 442 176 120
39 You can still turn heads, Miss Kranston. 1.5534 0.02791 683 402 184 97
40 HOOTUS - the real wisdoms behind the Bench. 1.5516 0.03071 669 428 113 128
41 Just the usual, please. Tuna salad, coffee, box of mice. 1.5495 0.02803 657 384 185 88
42 They'll work night shift. 1.5447 0.02784 626 359 193 74
43 We are the Who's Who of Who's Whos. 1.5367 0.02929 572 334 169 69
44 On the other hand, you'll notice our pigeon problem has disappeared. 1.5362 0.02786 567 317 196 54
45 You haven't mentioned my new glasses. 1.5358 0.03215 530 325 126 79
46 Calm down, Miss Frobisher. That remark was directed at my hooters, not yours. 1.5353 0.03077 566 344 141 81
47 Tell that Potter kid he's got to start using email like everyone else. 1.5326 0.03063 552 332 146 74
48 I used to give a hoot. Now I outsource. 1.5214 0.03201 491 297 132 62
49 Send one out to every branch. 1.5199 0.03190 477 285 136 56
50 Does displaying my hooters make you uncomfortable? 1.5197 0.03294 483 298 119 66
51 Says Who? 1.5152 0.03210 462 276 134 52
52 Top talon'd. They hoot in harmony. 1.5132 0.03592 454 297 81 76
53 Be a dear Helen and get us a cup of coffee and nine mice, would you? 1.5091 0.03260 438 262 129 47
54 I am still none the wiser 1.5048 0.03277 420 250 128 42
55 Beats us. He just showed up this morning, sat down behind the desk, and said he works here. 1.5025 0.03620 406 259 90 57
56 Believe me, Ms. Henderson, you'll know when I give a hoot. 1.5012 0.03459 407 251 108 48
57 Because I'm sick and tired of wasting time searching all over the office every time I want an owl. 1.5000 0.03656 408 264 84 60
58 They're here for the branch manager position. 1.5000 0.03443 404 248 110 46
59 Ok, so that's nine field mice and a double decaf espresso? 1.4975 0.03402 396 240 115 41
60 They all say they're on first. 1.4948 0.03537 384 238 102 44
61 I've named the new one Gorsuch. 1.4921 0.03627 382 242 92 48
62 A coffee and nine voles, Miss Fenway. 1.4906 0.03654 373 236 91 46
63 My ex has them on the weekends. 1.4887 0.03758 354 225 85 44
64 What did you think we meant by organic pest control? 1.4828 0.03673 348 218 92 38
65 The will was very explicit. 1.4827 0.03688 346 217 91 38
66 Honestly, I can't tell who's who. 1.4821 0.04312 251 157 67 27
67 If I can't comment on your hooters you can't comment on mine 1.4775 0.03864 333 215 77 41
68 I said the office was out of TOWELS. 1.4760 0.03855 334 216 77 41
69 You think I give a hoot? 1.4742 0.03753 329 208 86 35
70 We voted. It's mice for lunch again. 1.4717 0.03975 318 208 70 40
71 When they asked if I needed an owl, Frau Schultz, I said, "Nein." 1.4696 0.03971 313 204 71 38
72 You can relax, Mr. Purdue. We caught the mouse. 1.4677 0.03784 310 195 85 30
73 Night workers. 1.4677 0.03729 310 193 89 28
74 Say "knock-knock.' 1.4677 0.03729 310 193 89 28
75 Miss Nelson, I asked for a table at Hooters, not a table of hooters. 1.4675 0.03992 308 201 70 37
76 Meet the new night shift. 1.4653 0.03789 303 190 85 28
77 Well obviously Susan, I do give a hoot. 1.4628 0.03998 296 192 71 33
78 I just can't tell who is who. 1.4627 0.08853 67 45 13 9
79 The mouse problem has been solved. 1.4605 0.03807 291 182 84 25
80 Yes, but my next one's free! 1.4604 0.03965 278 176 76 26
81 Apparently, they heard this is a sanctuary city. 1.4574 0.03956 282 180 75 27
82 We're what's left of the EPA. 1.4529 0.04392 276 190 47 39
83 I have irritable owl syndrome. 1.4529 0.04113 276 181 65 30
84 I think you'll agree that I've successfully addressed our mouse problem. 1.4526 0.04102 274 179 66 29
85 Are you looking at my hooters? 1.4522 0.04286 272 183 55 34
86 Don't mention my hooters and I won't mention yours. 1.4522 0.04190 272 180 61 31
87 We did ask for "high-flying, wise visionaries who aren't afraid to eat the other guy for lunch." 1.4522 0.04157 272 179 63 30
88 Yes. Unless they're referring to the object of a verb. Then they say "whom". 1.4494 0.04312 267 180 54 33
89 Go ahead. Ask me a knock-knock joke. 1.4491 0.04099 265 172 67 26
90 I'm not saying "Knock, Knock," again. 1.4470 0.03894 264 166 78 20
91 I bet you can't guess their favorite band. 1.4462 0.04119 260 169 66 25
92 Ask them about the first baseman. 1.4462 0.04046 260 167 70 23
93 It's my defense against the rat race 1.4436 0.04189 257 169 62 26
94 Paper jam in the 3D printer again? 1.4431 0.04427 255 174 49 32
95 Who's the wiser now Miss Jenkins? 1.4431 0.04212 255 168 61 26
96 Get a picture and email it to my wife. I'm going to have to explain several charges to Hooters. 1.4405 0.04247 252 167 59 26
97 Because I don't give a hoot. 1.4390 0.04126 246 159 66 21
98 Ducks, Melvin. You need to get your ducks in a row. 1.4390 0.04166 246 160 64 22
99 I smell a rat, Doris. And so do my friends. 1.4367 0.04136 245 159 65 21
100 This is how many hoots I don't give, Ms. Patterson. 1.4362 0.04550 243 168 44 31
101 To you, it's a desk. To me, it's a tax-deductible endangered species refuge. 1.4351 0.04372 239 160 54 25
102 Soy Latte, two pumps, a hint of vanilla and no foam, plus a dozen mice. 1.4340 0.04385 235 157 54 24
103 You're to give these a 'comb-over' for Spicer's press briefing on the Supreme Court. 1.4328 0.04882 238 173 27 38
104 I don't understand why Hogwarts can't just e-mail their tax forms like everybody else. 1.4322 0.04532 236 162 46 28
105 I asked my last assistant for towelettes and didn't have the heart to correct her. 1.4322 0.04492 236 161 48 27
106 Frankly, Ms. O'Hara, I don't give a hoot. 1.4304 0.04452 230 155 51 24
107 "I believe the expression is "ducks in a row". 1.4267 0.04342 225 149 56 20
108 Don't ask us--he was here when we flew in this morning. 1.4267 0.04565 225 154 46 25
109 They're not as smart as they look. 1.4267 0.04342 225 149 56 20
110 They're not so much wise as sarcastic. 1.4267 0.04477 225 152 50 23
111 Ducks, owls, whatever -- let's just get them in a row, okay Ms. Selkirk? 1.4260 0.04416 223 149 53 21
112 Say "knock-knock.' 1.4260 0.04083 223 142 67 14
113 Escort them out. I'm sick of answering the same question. 1.4227 0.04410 220 147 53 20
114 Actually, I asked for nine towels. 1.4213 0.04515 216 146 49 21
115 From what I can gather, the desk was made from their favorite tree. 1.4213 0.04219 216 140 61 15
116 The night shift has arrived. 1.4213 0.04562 216 147 47 22
117 I said the bathroom needed towels. 1.4213 0.04168 216 139 63 14
118 I'll have a ham sandwich, sweet tea, and 9 mice. 1.4213 0.04369 216 143 55 18
119 Now that Gorsuch is in place and the nuclear option is history, tell the President we have the next Supreme Court nominees lined up...plus an extra for the cabinet. 1.4186 0.04985 215 156 28 31
120 If you saw the size of the rat in your office, you wouldn't ask. 1.4178 0.04308 213 140 57 16
121 Turns out I'm a wizard. 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
122 Let me guess: all the dead mice in the fridge are yours? 1.4163 0.04468 209 140 51 18
123 I'd introduce you but I don't know who's who. 1.4163 0.04468 209 140 51 18
124 It's 'ducks in a row', sir - and it's a figure of speech. 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
125 I asked for "towels" Linda! 1.4155 0.04652 207 142 44 21
126 They only want to work the night shift. 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
127 I need another mouse for my desktop. 1.4155 0.04550 207 140 48 19
128 I can't find my mouse. 1.4126 0.04864 206 146 35 25
129 I'm gathering my wits about me. 1.4118 0.04541 204 138 48 18
130 Is your mouse missing too? 1.4118 0.04324 204 134 56 14
131 Strange. Nine computer mice are missing. 1.4118 0.04379 204 135 54 15
132 For the last time, please tell Hogwart's to take us off their mailing list. 1.4109 0.04464 202 135 51 16
133 Never order bowls online. 1.4109 0.04408 202 134 53 15
134 For the last time, Meredith, my eyes are up here. 1.4100 0.04870 200 141 36 23
135 Well someone has to give a hoot around here! 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
136 I changed the new one's name from 'Garland' to 'Gorsuch'. 1.4088 0.05248 181 130 28 23
137 I said tax attorney, not TAXIDERMY! 1.4082 0.05200 196 144 24 28
138 Please have the deli deliver a ham and cheddar on rye and nine field mice. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
139 Is that a new tie? 1.4041 0.04775 193 134 40 19
140 They're terrible with names. 1.4011 0.04823 187 130 39 18
141 Is that really wise, sir? 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
142 We are investing more in survelliance 1.4011 0.04579 187 126 47 14
143 Yes there are 9 now… The last ones name is Gorsuch. 1.4011 0.05113 187 135 29 23
144 I'd like to introduce you to our night staff. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
145 There was a typo in our football article, so here are the entrants for the superb owl contest. 1.3973 0.07981 73 52 13 8
146 Chicken salad on rye, coffee, and nine mice, please. 1.3967 0.04875 184 129 37 18
147 Symbols of wisdom or ruthless predators: either way, we can pay them as consultants. 1.3967 0.05055 184 132 31 21
148 It's Hogwarts' spam 1.3967 0.04752 184 127 41 16
149 It's ok, they're service owls. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
150 Yes, Horton. I hear it too. 1.3956 0.04851 182 127 38 17
151 Miss Miller, do you know anything about omens? 1.3956 0.04788 182 126 40 16
152 It's actually "whom." 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
153 Really, Ms. Scarlett, I don't give a hoot. 1.3944 0.05075 180 129 31 20
154 Miss Wilkins, you will begin with 'Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the Court.' 1.3933 0.05359 178 132 22 24
155 It's a Model Supreme Court: nine old birds who don't give a hoot. 1.3933 0.05116 178 128 30 20
156 Eunice, when you leave the office at night, please close the window. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
157 This is night owls. Early birds are two doors down. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
158 Towels, Miss Dinglebranch. Towels. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
159 They heard we were a predatory lender. 1.3902 0.05081 164 115 34 15
160 So this is all that's left of the EPA? 1.3873 0.05089 173 124 31 18
161 How dare you call me the crazy cat lady. 1.3873 0.05283 173 127 25 21
162 A tuna sandwich on rye and nine mice. 1.3860 0.04638 171 116 44 11
163 Oh, Miss Helpler, I'm way beyond having my ducks in a row! 1.3860 0.04784 171 118 40 13
164 No, sir, I'm almost certain the promotion department suggested giving a TOWEL to new customers when they open an account. 1.3846 0.04441 169 112 49 8
165 The acceptance letters to the seniors at Hogwarts are ready to be sent. 1.3846 0.05105 169 121 31 17
166 Yeah, hi...the keyboard works fine but my mouse is missing again 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
167 It’s a ‘parliament,’ Ms. Simpson, not a ‘flock.’ 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
168 The new edition of Who's Who just arrived 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
169 May I introduce the new Supreme Court? 1.3832 0.05487 167 125 20 22
170 We'll be paying them on an owly basis. 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
171 Bill, I'm having some trouble with my m-o-u-s-e. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
172 Is this wise, sir? 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
173 Alexa, I asked for a towel. 1.3793 0.09146 58 43 8 7
174 I'm not kidding, Trump plans to replace the entire Supreme Court! 1.3789 0.05499 161 120 21 20
175 Mother always told me: choose your friends wisely or choose wise friends. 1.3788 0.06747 66 43 21 2
176 I like hooters. There, I said it. 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
177 Put name tags on them. I have no clue who's who. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
178 Have you met our new branch managers? 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
179 We're being spammed by Hogwarts. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
180 What,Where,When & Why are in the lobby. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
181 I wanted to soar with the eagles, but I'm middle-management. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
182 We hired them to work the night shift. 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
183 You work nights, you make friends. 1.3734 0.05273 158 115 27 16
184 This isn't the kind of 'collective wisdom' I had in mind. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
185 It appears you had another successful trip to Costco, Sir. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
186 It's our new motto: 'The Company That Gives a Hoot!' 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
187 Careful. They have Irritable Owl Syndrome. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
188 Could you please bring us nine dead mice and a decaf latte? 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
189 Oh. So you can see them as well? 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
190 Nadine, I have a somewhat unusual project I'd like you to take on. 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
191 Thanks, Gladys. I'll have the usual for lunch. Pastrami on rye, chips, a Diet Coke, and nine mice. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
192 Yes, as a matter of fact, we ARE a 'fly-by-night' outfit. Your point? 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
193 What, when, why, where, but the greatest of all is WHO? 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
194 Please let maintenance know the mouse problem is taken care of. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
195 No. I said I need more HOURS to get the job done. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
196 As your new President, after great contemplation, these are my nominees to fill the entire Supreme Court! 1.3667 0.05709 150 114 17 19
197 Ms. Jones, I've gotten a distressingly high number of complaints regarding your parrot's abusive language. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
198 Yes, I'm the night manager. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
199 I guess word has gotten out about our mouse problem. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
200 Can't you see I'm in a meeting? 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
201 Your 3 a.m. is here. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
202 No, I'm asking you - who's my first appointment? 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
203 I believe the correct word is 'whom'. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
204 The new guys from corporate want us to focus less on "the how" and more on "the who" 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
205 This desk was made from the tree they lived in 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
206 One of our owls is missing. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
207 I'm here for the Hooters interview. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
208 It's whom. 1.3630 0.04649 146 99 41 6
209 Around here, we don't ask "why". 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
210 Do it, do it, do it: Say 'Knock, knock.' 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
211 It's Monday. Of course I'm in a fowl mood. 1.3607 0.07026 61 41 18 2
212 My wife swears she sent me out for towels. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
213 Nine mice and a vodka martini, Ms. Phipps. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
214 When we are at work, it's Dr. Who. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
215 I've come up with the solution for the appointment of Supreme Court Justices that should please both partys. 1.3592 0.05684 142 107 19 16
216 We're looking for someone who can come in during the day. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
217 Once you tell someone you collect owls it quickly gets out of hand. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
218 The takeaway? Don't order awls from a hardware store in Boston. 1.3571 0.05741 140 106 18 16
219 If I buy one more, I earn a free barn. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
220 Surrounding yourself with an endangered species won't protect you from getting fired, Bob. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
221 Crazy, you say? Well, maybe, but do you see any squirrels around here? 1.3546 0.05794 141 108 16 17
222 I said towels. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
223 Costco. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
224 Oh my gosh! When did you shave your head?! 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
225 They're ok with working nights. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
226 Yes. And again sir, who is here and I don't know what is waiting outside. 1.3546 0.05526 141 105 22 14
227 I promoted THEM, because they're the only ones who give a hoot. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
228 We've just welcomed Mr. Gorsuch to the bench. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
229 I accidentally clicked 'Reply Owl.' 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
230 Will you be needing any more owls before I go, sir? 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
231 I'm working nine owls a day. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
232 This week. Tiny Desk Concert. The Who. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
233 It's spam from Hogwarts. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
234 As a matter of fact, I do give a hoot. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
235 Do these glasses make me look smart? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
236 Guess which one of us is the supreme court nominee. 1.3459 0.05752 133 101 18 14
237 Ask them who's on first. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
238 Our pigeon problem is solved. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
239 The EPA just cut all their branches. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
240 I hardly think this is an HR matter. I only asked to see her hooters. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
241 I think a better question is, "Why?" 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
242 Tell IT support I need another mouse. And please close the window. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
243 And I suppose you thought my affinity for hooters meant something else? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
244 They were brought in as consultants on this year's edition of "Who's Who." 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
245 I'm taking a break from the Internet. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
246 I see the new secure mail server system has been installed. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
247 Why don't you just buy mousetraps, like everyone else? 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
248 Our department is moving to night shift only 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
249 Which one is Chief Justice? 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
250 They were all out of penguins. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
251 What makes you think we are a " fly by night" company? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
252 You did ask me to order you Hooters for lunch. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
253 Clever bunch. They'll find our mole. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
254 We'll all have mice Margaret, thank you 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
255 Go ahead -- ask me anything. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
256 Laugh, but I haven't seen a pigeon in weeks. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
257 Who who who who who who should I say is calling? 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
258 They were all asking, "Who?" and I thought, "Well, why not me?" 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
259 No, Mrs. Johnson, I don't give a hoot. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
260 Bunch, flock, parliament, whatever. Just get the damn things off my desk. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
261 Yes, they ARE very cute, Mrs. Gunderson, but I think mouse traps would have worked just as well. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
262 Apparently I've been accepted to Hogwarts. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
263 You are looking for whom? 1.3386 0.04639 127 87 37 3
264 Miss Johnson, could you settle an argument? Is it "who" or "whom"? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
265 I don't know where they came from, but at least the pigeons have left. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
266 Fire the cat. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
267 Looks like spam from Hogwarts 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
268 This isn't the Hooters happy hour I had in mind. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
269 Don't tell the pigeons. It's a surprise. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
270 Please tell Harry Potter to start using e-mails if he wants to contact me again. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
271 I got tired of employees asking ‘How?’ or ‘Why?’ 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
272 They’re wiser and cheaper than the previous board and we no longer have a rodent problem. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
273 I'm writing a whoodunit. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
274 My mouse is missing again 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
275 I can't find my mouse. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
276 Of course we'll need you to work nights. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
277 They're having trouble with "whom." 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
278 We're in a tight spot, Margaret. They're asking me to name names. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
279 Good news Stella. You're off the night shift. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
280 Please don't say who again. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
281 Something tells me, Miss Hadley, that this may be a fly-by-night operation we're dealing with. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
282 At this magazine, what, when, where, why, and how are secondary. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
283 Carl, would you know what might have happened to my computer's mouse? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
284 Spam from Hogwarts. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
285 For the last time, I didn't call you in here, Mrs. Hoo. 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
286 I call them my little Supreme Court. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
287 Why yes, I was raised in a barn. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
288 Which one of you left a half-eaten mouse in the breakroom? 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
289 To whom are you speaking? 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
290 Personally my dear, I don't give a hoot. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
291 Miss Brooks, I ordered towels. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
292 I'm sorry ... the Supreme Court vacancy has been filled. 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
293 Despite what you may have heard, Miss Jones, HR does not give a hoot. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
294 Relax, Sharon. These are service owls. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
295 I'm old school when it comes to tweeting. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
296 Please stop staring at my hooters. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
297 I left my barn door open. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
298 Pay no attention to the man behind the owls. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
299 I'm beefing up overnight security. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
300 Ms. Hendricks, have IT send me up a new mouse. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
301 Go ahead, pick an owl, any owl. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
302 Sir,there's a pussycat waiting outside who wants to go to sea with one of you. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
303 We just need the who, what, where and why. We have the "who" covered. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
304 Admit it Frank. Working the night shift for 30 years has changed you. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
305 Our email is down. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
306 No, they don't make you look smarter. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
307 Needed a hobby for my Match.com profile. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
308 And what do you collect? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
309 I keep losing my mouse. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
310 Let's start again. I don't need a table for 9 hooters. I need a table for 9 at Hooters. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
311 Marcy, I don't know either if it's to who they belong, or to whom they belong. 1.3186 0.04403 113 77 36 0
312 Just answer yes or no—have you ever seen a mouse in my office? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
313 I'd like to return these owls, they keep saying "whom". 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
314 It may require working nights. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
315 You are looking for whom? 1.3186 0.04579 113 78 34 1
316 I want you to get rid of the suggestion box immediately. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
317 Let's try this again, Ms. Beasley. Please order 9 towels. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
318 I understand that "where" and "when" are pressing concerns, but I'm focusing on "who." 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
319 Have you seen the mouse for my computer? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
320 That's right, I run Who's Who. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
321 No, Mrs. Hoo, I didn't call for you this time either. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
322 In recognition of your 40 years of service, I'd like you to have one of these. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
323 My wife suggested I take up bird watching. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
324 They refuse to go to sea untill we rehire all the Pussycats. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
325 I'm as perplexed as you Susan, but the doctor's orders were to keep a close eye on my owl movements. 1.3153 0.06136 111 87 13 11
326 'They offered free shipping' 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
327 Quit staring at my hooters. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
328 Let us prey. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
329 My doctor says it's important to have regular owl movements. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
330 Yes, sir. The glasses do make you look smarter. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
331 I see you guys have been at it all night. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
332 I can't right now, i've irritable owl syndrome. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
333 Mrs. Skolnik, we've heard things. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
334 Ironically, Mort, this makes you look stupid! 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
335 Not to be a stickler, but I think you meant 'whom'. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
336 For the last time, it's "whom"! 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
337 They're all trained killers with built in GPS and no empathy. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
338 Actually, it's "whom". 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
339 Do you know where my mouse is? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
340 We also need to know What, When, and Where. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
341 I think we may have a diversity problem, Susan. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
342 I think you mean "whom" 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
343 I see you still haven't sent the Dumbledore letter. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
344 One more and I'll have a minyan! 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
345 With the right marketing we can get these guys to replace the Supreme Court. 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
346 If this doesn't protect my job here at the Department of Interior, then I don't know what will. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
347 A cup of coffee, cream, no sugar, and nine voles. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
348 Turns out they're more afraid of the mice than we are. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
349 On the plus side, I haven't found a pigeon on my desk in weeks. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
350 Get me nine pussy cats and nine beautiful pea-green boats, ASAP! 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
351 The new mousepad you got me seems to have attracted quite a bit of attention. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
352 In retrospect, I think the anxiety labradoodle would have been a better choice. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
353 Bring me the Hitchcock file. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
354 For the third time, my name is Janet and I work in sales. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
355 I've got a lot on my desk but I'll try to squeeze him in. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
356 They're very good at the Who, but not so good at the What, Where, When or Why. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
357 I've assembled a real whoos hooooooo to assist you. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
358 Welcome to Who's Who 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
359 Wise guys. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
360 Yes, Linda. I hit "Reply all." 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
361 Pick an owl, any owl. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
362 It's bring your owls to work day. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
363 The A.M.A. says that only with a 10th owl is it officially termed an 'obsession.' 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
364 Next year's "Bring your pet to work day" will have some restrictions. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
365 These are all incredibly stupid. Bring me another. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
366 They ask the questions, not you. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
367 Regretfully, sir, I can't work for a messenger service that's fly-by-night. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
368 H.R. said we can't call them hooters. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
369 I just need one more and then I can get the set of steak knives. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
370 To whom are you speaking? 1.3000 0.04820 100 71 28 1
371 Come on, Meredith, it's for my kid's school. Buy at least one. Jeez! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
372 They can't all be on first, sir. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
373 We're anticipating a resurgence in predatory lending 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
374 I think I've assembled absolutely the wisest cabinet ever assembled. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
375 Miss Pursley, please tell the exaltation of larks I'll see them now. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
376 You don't have to say your name each time. It's a rhetorical question. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
377 Only one therapy animal allowed, Stu. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
378 Cream, no sugar, and nine mice 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
379 A box of field mice and a lot of newspaper, pronto. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
380 Frankly, I don't give a hoot if we have to work the night shift. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
381 I'm surrounding myself with wisdom. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
382 Have you seen my mouse? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
383 Let's see. there's happy, dopey, doc, snoopy, lucy, kermit, curley, moe, and I forget the one on the right. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
384 Good news. The mice are gone. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
385 Apparently, more people give a hoot than anticipated. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
386 They really don't make you look any wiser 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
387 We'll have five chipmunks, four field mice and a tuna salad on rye. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
388 Yes Ms. Jenkins--although it's a real hoot to work in this office, there is always a lot of crap to deal with. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
389 They're looking for my mouse. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
390 If you're not a varmint, Marjory, then you have nothing to worry about. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
391 It's high time we do something about the lack of vision around here. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
392 'What?', Alice, is a REFRESHING question. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
393 I'm not a people person. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
394 Sir, you did say you wanted a team of blood thirsty carnivores that would work all night. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
395 It's one too many owls, isn't it? 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
396 The ad said eco-friendly drones. 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
397 Remember when I told you that my desk drawer squeaked? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
398 Have you seen the mouse for my computer? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
399 It's from WHOM did I get them, not from WHO. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
400 Who needs security cameras. They can swivel their heads 270 degrees. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
401 Apparently, people have been abusing the "Reply Owl" button again. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
402 Towels! I asked for a gift set of towels! 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
403 For the late shift, I said I needed a night owl - not nine owls. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
404 I wanted a table for 9 at Hooters, not a table of 9 hooters!! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
405 Unhackable. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
406 Madam, this is the "who" department. The "what" department is down the hall. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
407 Nine mice and a Caesar Salad, please. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
408 If it's a "WHO" question we can help 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
409 The word you are looking for is Parliament'. It's a 'Congress' of loons, 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
410 Yes, they WOULD make a nice Supreme Court, but . . . 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
411 Their collective wisdom could easily replace the Supreme Court's. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
412 I see nine wise old owls and one bird brain. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
413 No, I said the washroom needed more towels. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
414 Herbert, have you seen my mouse? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
415 They don't give a hoot and neither do I. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
416 Can't you see that I already have enough on my desk? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
417 There are precisely nine, Ms. Jones, so they will never become deadlocked on what to do with the gerbils. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
418 We use email here, Mr. Weasley. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
419 Please get me a cup of coffee and nine mice. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
420 This is a fly-by -night operation. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
421 Goddammit Howard, I said nine towels! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
422 I got you Hooters like you asked. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
423 You may send in the pussycats now, Mrs. Gundersen. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
424 One ham and swiss on wheat, a diet Coke, and 45 field mice 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
425 What happened to the Penguin paperbacks? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
426 Who's the wise guy now? 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
427 Owls are the new ficus. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
428 It's what the Supreme Court is supposed to look like. 1.2917 0.06609 96 78 8 10
429 Bring me the Jones file and a bucket of mice. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
430 Want one? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
431 Coffee, black, and a dozen mice for the owls. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
432 I said I wanted to be a night owl, not I wanted nine owls. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
433 Is this the Hogwarts mail room? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
434 Are you able to identify which one stared at you? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
435 It's a start, but it still doesn't explain the hollering. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
436 They're here to protest EPA funding cuts...and for the air conditioning. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
437 Can any of them play first base? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
438 Well, your taxes are done. They had to pull an all-dayer to finish them though. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
439 You said that you wanted to see my hooters. Did you not? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
440 What I need from you are the 'what,' 'where,' and 'why.' 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
441 It seems I've been accepted at Hogwart's. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
442 Excuse me sir, but your taxidermist is on line one. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
443 Meet the company softball team. Hoo's on first. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
444 Fixed the rodent problem. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
445 Housekeeping called in sick. Again. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
446 I was told a nine owl day was the norm around here... 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
447 Say goodbye to the office rodent problem. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
448 Tell the student assembly that I'm not any closer to choosing a mascot. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
449 Ms Blake - By any chance, did I miss a Hogwarts tuition payment for Ida? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
450 I'm afraid of mice. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
451 No one has a fax machine anymore. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
452 It's a veritable who's who around here. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
453 It's me, Janice, you're secretary. Why do you keep asking who I am? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
454 They’ve agreed to help us find the mole. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
455 They're benchwarmers for each of the Supreme Court justices. 1.2872 0.06700 94 77 7 10
456 We believe these messengers can't be hacked. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
457 I know who. I just don't know why. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
458 Your 3 a.m. is here. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
459 Can I give you a word to the wise? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
460 Lots of Hogwarts mail today. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
461 I would like to introduce you to our newly confirmed Supreme Court Justices. 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
462 We're going to be working late tonight. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
463 So who's working the day shift? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
464 Not so foolish as your standing between them and their mother. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
465 Yes Mary, for the last time, a fucking parliament. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
466 On the bright side, we've solved our pigeon problem. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
467 Not exactly what I meant when I asked you to book The Who. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
468 I'm helping my kid raise money for his school. Want to buy an owl? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
469 I can't resist a sale. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
470 And why do you want to work at Hooters. 1.2872 0.06700 94 77 7 10
471 Oh, and J.K. Rowling called nine times. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
472 The real question is, why? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
473 You hooted, sir? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
474 It's a veritable who's who. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
475 Can you prove my committee is responsible for the droppings on your desk? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
476 Wait until you see what's in the filing cabinet. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
477 No, I said I wanted nine outlets. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
478 The pigeon situation seemed completely controlled and they asked for more responsibility 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
479 Ten, or no deal. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
480 I figure my job is now protected by the Endangered Species Act. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
481 The mousetrap doesn't have to be organic next time. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
482 They are wise and they are predators. Don't you forget that, Mrs. Jennings. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
483 "Clean up on 'owl 9.'" It was a joke Ms. Smithers. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
484 I'm replacing the annual year-end bonus with my new 'give a hoot' program. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
485 I thought we could use more hooting and less hollering around here. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
486 We tried the mousetraps, Mrs. Kravitz, and we tried the cat- but now we are going to try it my way. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
487 They mulled it rigorously. It's 'whom'." 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
488 Despite my colleagues opinion, the correct word is "whom". 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
489 Yes, the glasses make you look smarter. The owls -- not so much. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
490 "I don't care how what your advisors say, it's 'whom'. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
491 Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a hoot! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
492 Nice set, sir, but I'm still not showing you mine. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
493 You have messages from Roger Daltrey, Alfred Hitchcock, and Temple University. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
494 Get me What, Where, When and Why. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
495 I thought I'd add some hooting to all of my hollering. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
496 I got the idea from Trump, Miss Crenshaw. Always surround yourself with the best and wisest council. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
497 I told you, George, a full desk doesn't mean you're busy. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
498 "Meet our new interns. They're a hoot". 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
499 Did Mr Potter leave a forwarding address? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
500 Nancy, would you mind printing a return label for these owls? I ordered the wrong size. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
501 Can you pick up a few dozen field mice at lunch? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
502 They heard we've been working on a better mousetrap 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
503 Overkill, Lois? Well, you don't see any more mice, frogs or field snakes, do you? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
504 OK, you do look wiser. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
505 Ask me if I give a hoot. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
506 There's something different, are those new glasses? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
507 Please stop staring at my hooters. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
508 I told them I don't know, but they all keep asking me the same question. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
509 Unusual yes, but try and find a single vole in this office! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
510 They came with the tree. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
511 Choose the best one for yourself and then send the others in for their bonuses. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
512 Stop staring at my Hooters 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
513 For the last time, it's who not whom in this case. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
514 Alice, you're going to have to stop shopping at Costco. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
515 You realize sir, there's an app for that. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
516 This is not what I meant by improving our corporate vision! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
517 They're willing to work the night shift. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
518 Frankly, I don't give a hoot what the rest of the office thinks. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
519 Show in Mr. Pigeon. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
520 But, unlike drones, they require no FAA approval. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
521 If that's all, Miss Felson, I'd like to get back to regurgitating into their mouths. 1.2778 0.06709 90 74 7 9
522 I'm afraid of mice. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
523 Actually, I really don't give a hoot Ms Guthrie. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
524 I said I needed a Night Owl for the project. Not Nine Owls! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
525 Actually, it's whom, not who. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
526 Take a letter, Miss Bronson. And an owl. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
527 This used to be the Night Desk. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
528 Your obsession with hooters is making me feel uncomfortable. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
529 For the last time, it's "whom"! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
530 Nine dead mice and a macchiato please. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
531 Welcome to Whoo's Whoo in America. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
532 I don't care how many of these owls you make to give POTUS, they still won't make him wise. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
533 Stop staring at my Hooters 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
534 You can cross 'rodent infestation" off the list of grievances. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
535 Meet my Cabinet. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
536 It's a trade off--more hooey, less fake news. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
537 Not 'who.' Whom. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
538 A word to the wise Ms. Fitch. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
539 I asked you to book 9 holes. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
540 I used to have coffee mugs, but people kept taking them. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
541 This isn't what I meant when I said I'll have Hooters for lunch. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
542 They may be wise, but they still can't reach a concensus. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
543 Wisest decision I ever made! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
544 At least the snakes don't bother me anymore. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
545 Another letter campaign from Hogwarts, Mr. Senator? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
546 Choose wisely 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
547 I like to say that I have the biggest hooters in the company. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
548 Email is down again. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
549 Helen, this guy's in our chair again. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
550 I thought you said you wanted hooters for lunch, Sir. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
551 This ten owl workday is not what I expected. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
552 I saw a mouse. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
553 There's no easy way to ask this, Donna, but I've received reports that you're using psychedelic drugs at work. Is there any truth to these allegations? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
554 May I tempt you with one? 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
555 We've decided, Mrs. Carlisle. We'll have one Chicken Caesar and nine live mice. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
556 Now who's the wise guy? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
557 Let me rephrase that: Whom are you looking for? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
558 It's 'WHO', not 'WHOM'! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
559 For the last time, Martha, stop staring at my hooters. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
560 I don't give a hoot, you're fired. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
561 When we need you, Estelle, we'll hoot. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
562 They really do help keep small rodents from cluttering my desk. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
563 They are weary, Ms. Jenson, of your inappropriate use of "whom." 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
564 They were the only ones who would work the night shift. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
565 The Hoot is mightier than the Tweet. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
566 Frankly, Susan, I don't give a hoot. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
567 I wanted a reservation for nine at Hooters. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
568 They're the night shift. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
569 We're outsourcing wisdom. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
570 Sorry, whom. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
571 ...because at Hoot, Beak, and Clawamouse we have traditions, Alice. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
572 Frankly, I don't really give a hoot. And neither do they. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
573 More airmail from Hogwarts? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
574 Apparently, Hogwarts won't take 'No' as an answer. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
575 Because pigeons would be nonsensical. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
576 I'm teaching them to say whom. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
577 Think of it as a rustic surveillance system. I saw them at the EPA liquidation sale and couldn't resist. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
578 Don't you think they make me look wiser? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
579 They want to know who. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
580 I'm just going to have to keep interviewing until I find the right one. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
581 I never meet alone with a woman who is not my wife. 1.2639 0.07659 72 61 3 8
582 All you did was go from an ass to a wise ass. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
583 We have them in training for the Supreme Court. 1.2593 0.06978 81 68 5 8
584 I really need to get off of the Hogwart's mailing list. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
585 The night staff has some demands. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
586 Corporate's "organic" solution to our mouse problem... 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
587 So you see, it was perfectly innocent when I asked to see your hooters. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
588 "Buy Hooters" meant shares in the restaurant. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
589 Yes, but have you ever seen any mice around here? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
590 Their union wants the night shift. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
591 They're protected, but you're fired. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
592 I said we need more TOWELS! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
593 We're looking for someone who gives a hoot. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
594 I'm their consigliere. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
595 Nine?!" I told you, "Night Owls are needed to fill the position. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
596 Three more, and I can retire. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
597 I said Nice Hooters, Not Nine Hooters. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
598 Well, I think we can all agree--never order new company towels using a cell phone. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
599 Who's Who in the office now, Ms. Jenkins? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
600 sir, someone from endangered species act is here 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
601 It's called a "Parliament," Sheila. Frankly, I'm surprised you don't know that by now. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
602 This represents our collective wisdom 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
603 Frankly sir, I just don't give a hoot. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
604 Yes Ms. Crimshack, please stop the ad we ran for a Night Owl. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
605 Because I give a hoot, Miss Pinkley. That's why. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
606 I said I wanted nine towels. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
607 Now, more than ever Ms. Jones, we must give a hoot. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
608 I'm still a man, Marjorie. But now I'm a man with hooters. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
609 Because nine was all they had. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
610 It's whom. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
611 I really do give a hoot. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
612 You know very well where we want to eat. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
613 Do I look any smarter? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
614 Irene, the client owed us nine hours. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
615 I think you've got the Whos covered, but you are a little short on What, When, Where, Why and How. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
616 So, should I cancel the exterminator? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
617 it's not who, it's WHOM. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
618 I need you to handle my correspondence with Hogwarts 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
619 Meet the nightshift. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
620 The boys would like a few more mice on today's pizza. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
621 Who knows? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
622 Change the memo from smart ass to wise guy 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
623 On the contrary, Ms. Johnson; as you can see, I actually give several hoots. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
624 Please show them around, they start tonight. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
625 HR said to stop hiring owly employees........and my mouse is missing again. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
626 Have you decided on a title for your new movie, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
627 It's not "Who did you call?" its "Whom did you call?" 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
628 What owls? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
629 I'm not questioning their wisdom; I'm questioning your sanity. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
630 We ascribe to conventional wisdom. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
631 They work nights. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
632 What I said, Miss Hotchkiss, was that I'll need nine solid HOURS for the Acme project. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
633 I think we've got the third shift covered. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
634 I said towels. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
635 Sharon, I'd like you to meet our legal team. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
636 My daughter isn't selling cookies this year, but I know I can count on your continued support. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
637 Of course they're stuffed. Who would keep nine live barred owls on his desk? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
638 Don't you mean whom? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
639 Just pick the one that looks most familiar. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
640 Ms. Sturpitz, can you have General Services find some black robes for our new Supreme Court? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
641 Miss Rowling is on hold again sir. She wants to know if you received her letters. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
642 It's all Betsy DeVos's idea. She figures we won't need as many teachers. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
643 Pulling another owl-nighter? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
644 I'm just saying you're the only one here who doesn't give a hoot. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
645 They're my eyes in ears in the field. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
646 Yes. I am the head of this parliament! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
647 Our night shift is particularly well staffed 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
648 You had fewer owls in your profile pic. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
649 I don't think any of us will come out any the wiser. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
650 I think we're all a little wiser now. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
651 I'm going through another Harry Potter phase. --Willa Ross, Age 11, Santa Monica, CA 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
652 First, I'd like to address the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
653 I don't care if the proper term is "parliament of owls," Mrs. Munson. To me, they're just a bunch of owls, and I want them off my desk. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
654 Winged monkeys were too expensive. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
655 Tell the help desk I need another mouse. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
656 I'll have a roast beef on rye for lunch and our new board of directors would like nine plump mice. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
657 I received more spam from Hogwarts. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
658 Our mice problem is solved. Now we need to find a hawk. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
659 Pastrami on rye, Miss Gordon. And a side of nine small rodents, live. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
660 Would you think I was sweet on you if I offered you one? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
661 I was very satisfied with 8 owls, but you just had to get the ninth, didn't you? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
662 You didn't know that it's "Take Your Owls to Work Day?" 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
663 Because they do give a Hoot, Cynthia. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
664 Because it avoids the whole hacking problem. That's why. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
665 Sir, the courier pigeons are not gonna like this. They will never come back. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
666 Give me an example of a time you had difficulties with a co-worker 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
667 They said I wasn't wise enough for the job. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
668 And how is your night vision? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
669 what's next Mr. Hootie...a blowfish? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
670 No, Who is on line one. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
671 I understand one of you has requested a transfer to the day shift. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
672 I'm going to need more mice 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
673 Just when nobody thought you gave a hoot. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
674 Don't blink, Miss Hitchcock. They hate that. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
675 C'mon, I showed you my hooters; you show me yours. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
676 They were the only nine we could get confirmed 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
677 Now, get a herd of goats. Then we'll be ready for the office Hootenanny. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
678 Send in the mice. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
679 They're real, and they're magnificent. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
680 People are starting to say we're in cahoots. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
681 These are service owls....I have bad night vision. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
682 I'm sorry, we're short two Pussy-cats for Friday's Dance by the Light of the Moon 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
683 Owligarchy 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
684 No one gives a hoot about your tweets. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
685 Nice hooters. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
686 You screeched? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
687 Stop looking at my hooters. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
688 They were out of penguins. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
689 I've been told I need to give a hoot, so take one. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
690 I ordered a Gaggle of Geese, and they sent me an Osculant of Owls. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
691 I don't think the memo regarding the supreme court justices being nocturnal at their desks implied anything to do with hooters.... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
692 The wise have it. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
693 You don't see any pigeons, do you? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
694 Who says I don't give a hoot? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
695 It's a feng shui thing. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
696 Are you in the middle of anything? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
697 The President picks his advisors; I pick mine! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
698 The CEO sent them with a note: "Wise Up" 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
699 They seem interested in what I say. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
700 Sir, I'm sorry, but I don't know which one is Hedwig. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
701 Professor McGonagall has been trying all day to get a hold of you, sir. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
702 I know one of you stole my mouse. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
703 I thought I was applying to Who’s Who. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
704 The mice cancelled their appointment. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
705 That will be enough wisdom for today Delores. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
706 That's "To whom ..." 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
707 Frankly, Ms Jones, I give a hoot! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
708 I think you are being duped; these are not the justices of the Supreme Court. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
709 They cost less than drones and they can make deliveries at night. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
710 The website advertised natural rodent control. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
711 It's a working lunch, Miss Jenkins. Bring us the field mouse menu. 1.2432 0.07151 74 63 4 7
712 We've got a real who's who on the board this year. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
713 I keep telling them it’s ‘To whom it may concern’, but they just won’t listen. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
714 It's not 'who' madame, it's 'whom'. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
715 While your point is valid, neither me nor my colleagues give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
716 I seem to have displaced my mouse. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
717 Sir...your wife is on line one...she has a question about the credit card bill. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
718 The email server is down again. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
719 Do not ask for whom the owls hoot, Doris, you know damn well they hoot for thee. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
720 I don't care how many invitations they send, Janet. I'm not going to the Hogwarts reunion. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
721 Nice set of hooters. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
722 I smell it too. One of them must have had an owl movement! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
723 I think we've overreacted to our mouse problem. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
724 Temple University class of '62. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
725 No no, I distinctly said "moist towelettes" 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
726 Go ahead -- ask me anything. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
727 I had no idea this job would be such a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
728 This is not what I meant when I said "Show me your hooters." 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
729 I said a bunch of moist towelettes! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
730 Don't ask questions, Miss Jenkins- just get me the Tootsie Roll Pops. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
731 Get Dumbledore on line one please. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
732 All my ducks in a row didn't work. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
733 Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” "What? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
734 Who indeed. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
735 They keep the pigeons off my desk, why you ask? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
736 My HR team and I have narrowed the application process down to only one question. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
737 Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Precisely. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
738 Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
739 One tuna fish sandwich and nine mice, please. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
740 The HR handbook doesn't say anything about hooters in my office. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
741 Surrounding yourself with wisdom? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
742 As you can see, Mrs. Snodgrass, our rodent problem is well in hand. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
743 Diane, when you asked if I wanted to see your hooters, I may have misunderstood. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
744 They were all out of mouse traps 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
745 I don't give a hoot what they told you! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
746 Cancel my 2 a.m. meeting. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
747 I've chosen the nuclear option on our mouse problem 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
748 What, when and where are on the second floor. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
749 Because it's not what you know, but whoo. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
750 I assure you, I most certainly give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
751 I can't seem to find my mouse, any idea where it went? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
752 Look, I solved our mouse problem, and then I solved our cat problem. At this point, I think you just like having something to complain about. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
753 They give me any more crap and I'm outta here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
754 Despite appearances, I really couldn't give a hoot about whatever it is you're here to tell me. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
755 I've already answered, "Who." What matters is, "Why." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
756 Frankly my dear, we just don't give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
757 Have you seen my computer mouse? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
758 Don't see them as owls Jan, see them as an opportunity. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
759 Less wisdom than I expected and way more wiping. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
760 That pellet could have come from anyone. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
761 Does this mean I have to pull another all-nighter? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
762 When I said this was odd, I wasn't referring to the number of owls. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
763 It turns heads. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
764 They don't give a hoot 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
765 I thought I was buying a vowel. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
766 Yes, those glasses make you look very smart. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
767 What happened to the bald eagles? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
768 'Sir, shall I give the eagles tomorrow morning off?' 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
769 I want those Hogwarts acceptance letters to go out today. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
770 Because _ten_ owls would be ridiculous. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
771 Of course I'm wearing pants. Why do you ask? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
772 Athens rejected your offer. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
773 It's not you, it's me 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
774 They were on sale. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
775 I really need to get off of the Hogwart's mailing list. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
776 No, Miss McFadden, I said I needed nine medium-sized TOWELS for the workshop attendees. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
777 I'll match my team of advisors against his any day. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
778 The board told me I'd better wise up. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
779 It's according to "WHOM" 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
780 You are correct. The newest one definitely leans to the right. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
781 We're all working late tonight. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
782 One more and we have enough for a meme. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
783 Apparently wiser heads have prevailed. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
784 A word to the wise, Miss Johnson. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
785 Still waiting on some new ideas, but our mice problem has been resolved. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
786 Nice tie. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
787 Joanne, have you seen my mouse anywhere? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
788 It's a special: Buy one get Eight free! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
789 Cleverly asking me 'who's who' will make for a long day around here. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
790 Has the council of elders reached a consensus on what it would like for lunch today? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
791 "No, he's on first"! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
792 They were buy 1, get 8 free. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
793 Three dozen mice and a corned beef on rye. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
794 Ma'am, I'm sorry. The court has ruled and they just don't give a hoot about your problem 1.2400 0.07062 75 64 4 7
795 Who is on the phone. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
796 Do you have a word to the wise? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
797 Due to budget cuts, we've merged the ornithology and library science departments. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
798 But sir, the security cameras also rotate 360 degrees and have nocturnal vision and they won't dive-bomb at the lobby fish tank. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
799 They're cheaper than interns. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
800 I'm being spammed by JK Rowling 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
801 Ok, WHO said WHAT? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
802 Finally, I've found someone who gives a hoot. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
803 In fact, I did stop at Costco on the way home yesterday. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
804 Yes, we know who, but why? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
805 The good news is we no longer have a mouse problem... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
806 And I find your mousiness unprofessional. 1.2361 0.07266 72 62 3 7
807 No...What I said was that I wanted to meet with our hourly workers. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
808 This our weirdest paternity suit yet. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
809 Choose wisely 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
810 Says Who? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
811 They were on sale. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
812 They're smarter than carrier pigeons and they'll work all night. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
813 Would you like to buy a owl? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
814 No, I'm not Lou Costello and I don't know whose on first! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
815 IN TODAY'S WORLD AN MBA IS NOT ENOUGH. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
816 No one can say you don't give a hoot Mr. Johnson! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
817 They're my Cabinet. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
818 This is not what I meant when I said I was hoping to judge a Hooters contest! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
819 They're my eyes around the office. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
820 Thank you for not mentioning my irritable owl syndrome. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
821 I said we could use some more TOWELS around here . . . 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
822 It's a computer mouse I needed help finding. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
823 Well, because nine is a perfect square and they do that cute thing with their heads. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
824 I wanted to raise our level of cuteness while maintaining a certain degree of creepiness. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
825 They make horrible assistants but our mice problem is gone. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
826 The secret is not to give a hoot. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
827 Order me a tuna on rye, nine small rodents and a chocolate rugelach. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
828 Look at all the hoots I don't give! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
829 I assure you, they're not hooting at you in that way. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
830 We all have tickets to see "The Who". 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
831 It's unanimous. We'll have mice for lunch. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
832 I'm not cleaning up after this. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
833 Like my hooters? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
834 'Have you seen my other owl, Miss Grimly?" 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
835 Dorothy, I believe I asked you to order the #9 from Al's. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
836 Since you're allergic to cats, I brought these guys in to handle the mice problem. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
837 but I'm sure I ordered towels 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
838 All we want to know is who did this Who ? Who? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
839 Correction: we had a rodent problem 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
840 I seem to be missing an owl. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
841 I'm not cleaning your desk. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
842 A table AT Hooters, Miss Simpson. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
843 It's 'WHO', not 'WHOM'! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
844 I think I've solved our mice problem. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
845 And please see that all of our Hogwarts interns are set up on email as soon as possible. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
846 Ironically, I'm more concerned with why someone left these owls here. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
847 Once we clarify "who" and "whom," we'll take on the Oxford comma. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
848 That moment when you start feeling better about yourself and the 5 cats you have at home. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
849 I believe you mean "whom." 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
850 One pastrami on rye. And nine field mice. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
851 Actually, they don't give a hoot what you think. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
852 I see you've met the new call center team. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
853 They're filing a class action lawsuit against the new EPA administration. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
854 Who's the boss. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
855 This firm will no longer concern itself with 'what, where, when, and why?' 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
856 I guess you could say I don't give a hoot. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
857 Miss Smith, I'd like you to go out for nine dead mice for my guests and a prune Danish and coffee for me. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
858 I don't give a hoot, after a year, we finally have 9 on the bench again. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
859 Don't you mean whom? 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
860 They have a problem with the new swivel chairs. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
861 Please bring me a box of mice...and then stand back. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
862 Wait, better make that one tuna on rye and three of the small prey and rodent samplers. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
863 Welcome to the night shift! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
864 I wanted penguins, but they ran out of them. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
865 Bob, my mouse is missing from my desk. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
866 Okay, which hoot would you like me to give? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
867 One can never have too much wisdom, Ms. Jones. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
868 When I said, 'who gives a hoot,' I didn't mean it literally. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
869 They were the exterminator's idea. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
870 I get my best work done at night. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
871 They're requesting re-assignment to the night shift. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
872 They save me from having to remember anyone's name. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
873 Madeline, that will be nine tickets to The Who, please. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
874 Those glasses DO make you look smarter. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
875 This large order goes to the White House. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
876 I give a hoot. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
877 It's been two years already... shouldn't you start dating again? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
878 A cup of coffee and nine mice Ms. Stuart. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
879 Pellets, actually. Much better than seagulls. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
880 We bought the wrong Hooters. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
881 Order in a cob salad and nine dead rats. Thanks. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
882 around here its not the what, why, when, and where that's important 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
883 They think differently but I insist the proper usage is 'whom.' 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
884 They're day owls. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
885 Actually, it's "whom". 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
886 It's my new audit team. If its shiny they'll find it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
887 Well, if you must ask, the place was overrun with moles and shrews. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
888 They want me to file a cultural appropriation lawsuit against Hooters. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
889 Have you tried turning them off, then turning them on again? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
890 We really need to get off the night shift. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
891 No, I was referring to these hooters. 1.2239 0.07312 67 58 3 6
892 Yes, your on-line profile "works with parliament" is misleading. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
893 It's mostly night work. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
894 Please don't tell them Who's On First. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
895 We were wondering if something could be done about the lights. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
896 I already know the who, I need you to tell me the what, where, when, and why. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
897 One ham and cheese and 9 field mice. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
898 No, I requested nine copies of Howl by Allen Ginsberg 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
899 I'm the token wise guy. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
900 They're applying for political asylum because of the war on knowledge. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
901 I can't help it. I love hooters. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
902 I just hired them for the night shift! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
903 Oh, just an obscure parliamentary maneuver, that's all. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
904 Why do you keep saying first base? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
905 Try closing the window. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
906 Right now I'm more focused on what, where, when, and why. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
907 It's a hacker-proof mail system. My kid told me about it. Put one on every desk. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
908 Is it 'who' or 'whom'........ I never really know for sure! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
909 Irritable owl syndrome again? I 'll get your pills. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
910 Frankly, Ms. Johnson, I don't give a hoot. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
911 For heavens sake, don't make me ask who. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
912 They are the parliament. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
913 Please take an owl and wait until we call your name. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
914 It's not my fault that for every 9 owls I make, you only make 7.2. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
915 The new nightguards are cheaper by the dozen. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
916 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
917 I find it surprising, Ms. Ferguson, that you think saying 'hooters' in an office environment is offensive. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
918 Well, let me just say that I haven't had a single pigeon land on my desk since I acquired these. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
919 No, Miss Filbert, I'm pretty sure I asked, "whom?" 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
920 No appointments after sundown please. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
921 I said we needed nine store outlets. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
922 I thought you wanted Hooters. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
923 We're all working nights, effective immediately. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
924 No one wants to work nights anymore, I'm looking at outside talent. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
925 A NITE owl, not nine owls! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
926 If you're going to bring a bag of dead mice to the office, we ask that you bring emough for everyone. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
927 Alright......Who's the wise guy? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
928 Your bosses called to say you'd gone AWOWL 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
929 I'm surprised you don't recognize Justice Gorsuch. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
930 When you said you had a meeting with parliament this isn't what we thought. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
931 Barbara, I said I wanted more "tweets," not "hoots." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
932 This is not what I meant by a wise investment. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
933 Sir, one of those owls ate my mouse. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
934 We'll be pulling an all-nighter. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
935 Yes, but you don't see any starlings landing on my desk, do you? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
936 Whom!?," not "Who? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
937 Why no one told me our new printer is a 3D printer? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
938 Now my computer's mouse is missing too! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
939 Apple's trademark prevents us from calling it a 'Genius Bar.' 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
940 We're not out of the woods yet, Ms. Meyers 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
941 I'm a bit of a nine owl. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
942 Tell him we have plenty of whos, but we're completely out of whats, whens, wheres, whys and hows. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
943 Meet the new graveyard shift workers. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
944 Lose the glasses 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
945 Pidgeon problem solved. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
946 I'm an unofficial member of the parliament. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
947 #OWLLIVESMATTER 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
948 Do these owls make me look Wise? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
949 Miss Greeley, tell the lab rat's union's representative that I'm ready to discuss their working conditions complaints. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
950 Come for lunch with us Ms Haversham, It'll be a hoot! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
951 They needed me for a minyan. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
952 I told you not to turn on the lights when you entered, Mrs. Jeffries. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
953 One question at a time, please. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
954 Take an owl , Miss Jones 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
955 There's Danish and a box of mice in the conference room. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
956 Not 'who.' Whom. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
957 It's bring your owls to work day. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
958 They volunteered to help me with my all-nighter. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
959 They call me the who's-who of Accounts Payable. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
960 They're prescription. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
961 They just showed up on my desktop. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
962 I'm sorry, you need the "what" desk. And no, I can't tell you "where" it is. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
963 I said, "Bring me some towels." 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
964 What, Where, How and When are arriving next week. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
965 Ms. Jones, cancel all my nocturnal apppintments. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
966 Unleash the mice. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
967 I find less people bother me when I have birds of prey all over my desk. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
968 The boss said to hire more workers who give a hoot. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
969 Your new assistants are really turning some heads. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
970 Hold all my calls. I'm waiting for an owl movement. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
971 What did you THINK I meant by "hooters"? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
972 Drones were too expensive. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
973 Hogwarts called, sir, and they're ready to negotiate. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
974 That's nine "who?" from them and one "hello" from me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
975 You've got mail. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
976 They'll be taking over the night shift. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
977 We're going to need newspaper. Lots of newspaper. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
978 Well, you said I should pick up a hobby, so I've picked up taxiderming. Do you want one? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
979 Is this a bad time to ask you for a raise 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
980 Since Brexit this parliament has been meeting here. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
981 They keep my garden rodent-free. I want them to see what I do. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
982 Ms. Dorchester... When I left my office last night, I had 10 owls. Today I have 9. Can you explain? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
983 When the pigeon comes, send him in. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
984 They remove the temptation to clutter my desk. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
985 A turkey club and nine mice, thank you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
986 Well, at least I'm moving forward on a plan for the pigeon problem.. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
987 You really need to get over your fear of mice. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
988 The pet store assured me that I had purchased two females ... 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
989 This is not what I meant when I asked you to send me workers who gave a hoot about our company. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
990 Whom!?," not "Who? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
991 When I said I wanted hooters around, I wasn't trying to be politically correct. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
992 Do we have any newspapers? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
993 Tell Mr. Potter the answer is still "no." 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
994 We've figured out who. Now for where, what, and how. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
995 Worse still, I can't find my mouse. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
996 It's not what you know,....... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
997 They keep away the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
998 What were you expecting when you ordered the 'Harry Potter' desk? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
999 But they will be worth eighteen in the bush. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1000 You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a hoot. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1001 If you're going to ask my name, be sure you start with the word 'what.' 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1002 Those do not make you look any wiser. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1003 You wouldn't happen to have a field mouse on you, by any chance? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1004 I don't care how you communicated in your old job, in this office we use e-mail. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1005 You weren't kidding when you said this place is for the birds. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1006 Yes, it is owl about me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1007 Let me tell you who's who. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1008 Owl call you. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1009 Don't worry, they only work nights. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1010 I specifically asked for nite owls - not nine owls - nite owls. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1011 Let us prey. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1012 I'm not a morning person either. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1013 One more and I get the 11th one free. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1014 In my day, students gave me apples. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1015 I know; it's weird. These seem to be day owls. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1016 St Louis is looking for a new first baseman. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1017 File these under 'O'. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1018 I need you to train the night shift. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1019 When the cat's away, the mice WON'T play. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1020 I told IT I wanted a messaging system that couldn't be hacked. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1021 If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, befuddle them with owls. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1022 This job's a hoot! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1023 I'm pulling an all nighter. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1024 What's the second part of your potato chip advertising idea? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1025 I am still none the wiser 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1026 I agree Ms. Keller, they are nice hooters. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1027 Will that be owl for today, sir? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1028 Tell IT that I need more mice. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1029 Well, after spending an hour with them, I can safely say they may be wise. But they are not good communicators. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1030 Your boss, that's who. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1031 They're my service animals. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1032 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1033 The prey are here to see you. Shall I invite them in? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1034 That's the last time I ever get drunk and shop on Etsy. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1035 Again?! You know nothing ever gets done when the parliament is involved. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1036 I'll only answer questions regarding the what, where, when, or why. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1037 I was quite clear, Miss Hughes, I asked you to order me a new set of towels.... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1038 I see you've gone back to using your old twitter account. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1039 No, the glasses don't make you look wiser. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1040 I asked you to order nine awls! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1041 No, they don't make you look smarter. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1042 There are twenty more in the lobby, Senator. Something about their Uncle Woodsy and your coal vote. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1043 "Sir - just because they abolished the EPA doesn't mean you can take matters into your own hands - the ADA will be next. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1044 They can't file or type, but they'll work for mice. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1045 So, where are the pussycats? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1046 Who is on line 1 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1047 I hate mice. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1048 Who's asking? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1049 And we say it's who not whom 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1050 Is this how the EPA is sending its warnings these days? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1051 Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a hoot. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1052 I don't give a hoot, but they do. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1053 This is what happens when you call the wrong exterminator. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1054 Horton in personnel wants to see you. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1055 I'm trying to teach them to when to use whom 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1056 You have got that covered....so what's, where, when, and how? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1057 Attorney General, Secretaries of State, Defense, Treasury, Education, Jared, Ivanka, Eric, Donald Jr. They're all fantastically smart. Believe me. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1058 You may wish to rethink your mousy appearance, Ms. Smithers. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1059 Do you recall Pokemon Go, Ms. Levitt? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1060 They call themselves The Who. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1061 It's owl or nothing, Cynthia. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1062 I'm counting nine. I believe ten is a Hoot. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1063 In human resourcss, we do not focus on what, why, when or how 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1064 I'm what's referred to as a hootenanny. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1065 At long last, I've confirmed the "Three Licks" hypothesis. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1066 "How many more times are you gonna make me say it"? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1067 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked if I could see your hooters. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1068 "Tell them I said, 'Tax Attorney'". 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1069 They don't win many games. But between innings they do a great cover of "Who's on First. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1070 'They will be great for the night shift' 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1071 I know the who...but how about the what, why, where, when and how? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1072 Miss Tompkins, I ordered nine "awls". 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1073 Helen had to think long and hard about how to tell George his idea for removing the rat problem wasn't going to be received well. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1074 Contact Hogwarts. Tell them them my inbox is full. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1075 Meet the nightshift. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1076 Looks like we will be working late tonight... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1077 PR video. They ran out of puppies 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1078 Who or whom is in charge here ? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1079 The night shift and I have a few questions for you, Martha. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1080 Who, who, who, who did you say was my next appointment? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1081 Sure. You do seem wiser now. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1082 The Tootsie pop licking focus group is ready. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1083 They're protected. See if you can find them their own office, ok? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1084 Yes, it is the 21st century, Ms Stemphel, but this is the secretarial reality at Hogwarts, Inc. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1085 If you were a proctologist, what would you display on your desk? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1086 No, I don't think they make you look smarter. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1087 With all due respect, sir, you requested a pack of all-natural mouse traps. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1088 Your job is being owlsourced. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1089 ...and then we thought, maybe Rowling is onto something here. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1090 More spam from Hogwarts? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1091 Is it just possible, Ms. Barnes, that we've misinterpreted, "hygge"? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1092 To whoo, whoo, whom are you speaking? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1093 Can IT add 'Hogwarts' to our spam filter please? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1094 A venti non-fat latte and nine field mice. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1095 I know you're wondering...why not an even ten? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1096 No Janice! I hadn't noticed. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1097 The proper response is Who not Whom. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1098 I was willing to sit on all nine eggs for you, but you can make your own damn coffee. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1099 |What are all these owls doing on my desk, Miss Johnson?" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1100 They keep away the pigeons. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1101 I thought I mentioned them in the interview. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1102 I said: "Night owl NOT nine owls" 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1103 Janet, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be a parliament member. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1104 I understand you don't give a hoot, but corporate reports are still due on Friday. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1105 Yes, Miss Winters, we USED to have a mouse problem. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1106 I have the solution to our pigeon problem. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1107 Because I like them. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1108 Yes, we're rid of the mouse. But at what cost? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1109 Yes. I charge by the owl. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1110 Turns out I'm a cat person. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1111 I've got the taxidermist on the line. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1112 Apparently there was a mix-up at the Easter Bunny factory 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1113 Is this job a hoot, or what?! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1114 I wasn't being taken seriously with the barrel of monkeys. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1115 Add some live mice to the lunch order. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1116 It appeared to Mildred that Bob's obsession with hooters had gone too far. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1117 Well, Mrs. Contell who is the wisest of us all? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1118 Order more mice. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1119 Miss Horton, you heard what?! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1120 Would you like it better if I said it was for science? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1121 Frankly, I don't give a Hoot 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1122 You've got mail. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1123 They are here to help us with our 360 review. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1124 I said, I needed towels, not owls 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1125 Get me the Barnstall contract and two dozen mice. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1126 We're hoping this will get rid of the pigeons. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1127 And a basket of voles with that coffee. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1128 Sorry to tell you, but, not one of us gives a hoot. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1129 It's the definitive who's who. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1130 Casting call for 'The Maltese Owl'. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1131 It's a real Who done it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1132 It's burning the night OIL, sir. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1133 We'll be saving on night security. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1134 Now we're working on what, when, where and why. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1135 "Right now we only have day shift positions available". 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1136 Why would somebody who spills coffee request paper owls? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1137 Miss Jones, bring me nine pussycats. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1138 You really think this is wise? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1139 Well, Mrs Jackson, if you have an issue with our new owners then I suggest you find a position in a different mouse hospital. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1140 Apparently, I really pissed off J.K. Rowling this time. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1141 I have to leave a little early again today. We're still barn hunting. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1142 Irving, no matter how many owls you adopt, you won't get any wiser. Now, clean off your desk. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1143 You didn't say a word when Jim brought his service flamingoes! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1144 Where's Waldo? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1145 Actually, they are quite stupid. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1146 They're a veritable who's who. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1147 You're too old to get a Hogwarts letter, Jerry. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1148 "Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who may I say is calling? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1149 Correctly guess which owl is the wisest, and I'll close the wage gap for you. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1150 No wise cracks, please. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1151 Actually, I do give a hoot. Take your pick! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1152 Well yes. I guess technically that does make you the Hoot Nanny. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1153 Our barn is being remodeled. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1154 Its not who but whom left them there! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1155 Yes, it is now our policy to give a hoot. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1156 Do you really think they make me look wiser? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1157 Where's Who's Who? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1158 Tread wisely. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1159 Not a very efficient desk is it? Sure your work is guarded all night, but you can never leave out your mouse. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1160 Who's here to see me? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1161 We need to keep track of my owl movements 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1162 Who's the wise guy? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1163 Owl be damned. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1164 It's called a Sanctuary workspace, Barb. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1165 What makes you think I give a hoot! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1166 We are looking for more diversity on the night shift. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1167 It's not what you know, Ms. Parker. It's whoo. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1168 Whooo's on first? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1169 We can't disturb them, it's their first Parliamentary sitting. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1170 Is this wise? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1171 They're our new cartoon editors. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1172 They'll protest until we start paying shift differential for night work. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1173 I have a difficult time telling whoo is whoo. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1174 Have you seen my mouse? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1175 Are we so concerned about our emails being hacked that we are now resorting to owl message delivery, sir? 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
1176 Ask me if I give a hoot about the board's allegations. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1177 Sarah, have you seen my computer mouse? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1178 The Hogwarts tax returns are ready to go 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1179 Personally I don't give a hoot which one you choose. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1180 A word? Miss Jones, when you have a moment... 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1181 My ex-wife never used to give a hoot, but look at me now. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1182 Tell marketing I want our logo to be a potato chip. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1183 I upgraded from snail mail. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1184 If the company handbook doesn't address it specifically then I don't see the problem. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1185 Susan, meet our board of directors. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1186 I just thought it'd be a hoot. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1187 We really need to replace the intercom system, Gladys. I clearly said 'nine towels'! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1188 Our new belt-tightening policy requires additional evening shifts. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1189 Please tell our facilities manager that I wanted him to distribute more TOWELS. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1190 That would be unwise 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1191 Is that Owl, sir? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1192 My kid is applying to Wizard School. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1193 Frankly Ms. Higgins, I don't give a hoot. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1194 technically the are a parliament, Gina. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1195 I am planning to send a lot of tweets. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1196 Quite frankly, I couldn't give a hoot. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1197 At least the mice are gone. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1198 A word from the wise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1199 Yes, I'm Horton 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1200 I believe you mean to say 'whom.' 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1201 We will take nine sandwiches and Bob wants a yogurt parfait 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1202 Let's go for an even dozen. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1203 And why do you think I give a hoot? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1204 OK, now all we need is the What,Where,When,and Why. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1205 Whatever happened to What, Where, When and Why? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1206 Your 'I don't give a hoot' behavior has been brought to my attention. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1207 I can't answer their question, of course, but they make me stop and think. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1208 "Who said,Whoo"? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1209 Don't worry, sir. I'm sure you're wiser than at least one of them. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1210 I'm afraid only one pussy cat showed up. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1211 Look, if they make you so nervous, maybe you should lose those squeaky shoes. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1212 Owl get back to you. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1213 I should have been clearer when I asked you to book "The Who. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1214 And cc Granger, Weasley, Longbottom, and Hagrid. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1215 I see you've solved your squirrel problem. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1216 They're looking for work now that polluting is back in style. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1217 So where is the pussycat? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1218 They give me gravitas. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1219 I assure you Madam, it's who not whom. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1220 The committee also wants to know what, when, where, and why. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1221 I said the office bowling team, George. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1222 Who's your daddy? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1223 When you said there was a rat in accounting, I presumed it was a metaphor. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1224 Meet the Mensa applicants. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1225 There's a Dr. Who to see you. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1226 No Miss Jones, I asked you to buy me 'fine towels'. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1227 If you still can't guess the phrase, maybe you'd like to buy an owl? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1228 That's right Helen, one for each department and two for the President. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1229 I thought we agreed to use Muggle mail. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1230 What's a harbinger? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1231 Trust me, it's going to be a hoot. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1232 Edith, I asked that we consider hiring nightowls. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1233 On second thought, Gladys, make that nine mice and one tuna on wheat. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1234 You can go home, Ms. Spencer. I'm in for all-nighter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1235 Personally, I don't give a hoot. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1236 This would be a lot more bearable if you stopped saying, nice hooters. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1237 Yes, Mrs. Jenkins, I now officially give a hoot. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1238 Yes Mary, your April Fool's joke is a "hoot." 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1239 You certainly turn heads, Mr. Banks. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1240 Be yourself. They love shrews. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1241 Some bosses like to be surrounded by "Yes" men. Bill preferred "Who" men. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1242 That's the last time I'll ask for tech help. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1243 Please show our guests to the barn. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1244 I need ten owls, not nine. Go find another one! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1245 *My inbox is too full to receive any more messages." 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1246 They pecked at the keyboard but devoured the mouse. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1247 For my retirement party, I asked the management if I can be treated to Hooters, and this is what I found in my office. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1248 I distinctly remember saying we needed to order more towels. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1249 Just to be clear Ms. Lombardo, I was talking about them, not your boobs. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1250 Glad you're here. Will you prey with us? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1251 Welcome to parliament! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1252 Miss Brooks, we will have lunch in the office today--please order nine mice and a spinach salad. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1253 Miss Shrewsbury, once again, I did not "hoot at your caboose!" 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1254 So that is one black coffee and nine frozen mice, correct? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1255 I've been here all night. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1256 Alright, so who's the wise guy? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1257 Would you let the rodents in Ms Harper 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1258 Maybe I should try to improve my disposition . . . 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1259 Keeps away the vultures and hedge funders. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1260 Got tired of "yes" men and went with "who". 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1261 Your job review is on my desk Mrs. Baxter – good luck. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1262 Alright, it was Marge who took your sandwich from the fridge. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1263 As you can see, Miss Jones, I'm already up to my neck in hooters. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1264 You'll be working nights starting Monday. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1265 I've always wanted to be a Member of Parliament. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1266 Miss Dobson, we have a mole in this organization 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1267 Does it make you look smarter? No. Insane? Yes. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1268 Henderson, when I said no one gives a "hoot " about your project, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1269 They were cheaper than a guard dog 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1270 Lets concentrate on WHAT,WHEN,WHERE and HOW. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1271 Come back later. I'm meeting with parliament right now. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1272 I couldn't leave them at home. They won't nap during the day. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1273 Harold, did you pull another owl nighter? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1274 I have some bad news, we are out of mice. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1275 Who? Owl get back to him after lunch. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1276 I'm sorry, Mr. Dalton, but a 'parliament of owls' won't help us stay in the EU. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1277 Harassment? Sorry. Our new Human Resources Department doesn't give a hoot. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1278 That's right, Ms. Johnson, I'm putting you on the new Hooters account. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1279 Sir, I know you think the Owls have improved office morale, but the employees see the trail of mouse carcasses coming from your doorway as a bad omen 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1280 The vet called, she can't get you in to see the irritable owl syndrome specialist til next week. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1281 Oops, my mistake. That should have been ONE lemon poppy seed scone and NINE dead mice. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1282 Couldn't afford hitmen, just harbingers. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1283 I'm allergic to cats! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1284 I don't give a hoot who your advisors are 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1285 Why would I give a hoot? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1286 Marcy, I don't know either if it's to who they belong, or to whom they belong. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1287 You may have heard 'night owl' in the interview, but I definitely said, 'I have nine owls.' 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1288 It really took the Meyers-Briggs results to show me that the family photos, the cactus, the clicky-clacky balls and the desk pen set isn't really ME. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1289 Can you pick out the next Wise Potato Chip mascot 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1290 Of course, I said we need more night owls, but.... 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1291 I care that you see them too, more than I care what they want. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1292 It's a veritable who's who of our research wing. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1293 You may very well not, as you so eloquently put it, "give a hoot", Miss Damon, but I assure you, my Board of Directors will. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1294 Parliament is in session! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1295 The good news is that our mouse problem is solved... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1296 9 dead mice and a coffee, no sugar. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1297 It's clear ONE of us has an obsession 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1298 Whoooo do I speak to? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1299 You never can have too many owls. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1300 I told my wife that I wanted Hooters for my birthday. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1301 Good morning Miss Smith. Remember, you have only one chance, so choose wisely. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1302 It's 'whom,' madam. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1303 I see you've noticed my hooters. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1304 They're in charge while I'm away. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1305 I was looking for something not quite so wise. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1306 Marge, this isn't what I envisioned when you bragged about your hooters. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1307 Okay, I got Angry Birds on my desktop - now what? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1308 Yes Rose, I've finally joined the rat race. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1309 Excuse me, sir. I see you're busy meeting with your brain trust again. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1310 Owl get back to you. Owl see you later. Owl be OK. Oh, stop me.! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1311 Remember, it's whom do you want to see? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1312 I'm not sure this new messaging program is working out. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1313 I'll have the chicken salad and my friends will share the rodent platter. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1314 You have no idea how demeaning it is when you stare at my hooters. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1315 I think you'll enjoy working here at Hooters, Miss Balmish. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1316 Ms.Brown,can we discuss some new responsibilities I need you to handle? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1317 I hate mice. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1318 I said, "let's invest in oil futures." Oil. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1319 You would be wise to follow their advice. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1320 Turns out you can have exposed hooters at work. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1321 On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1322 They supervise all my private meetings with women. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1323 It's true. I'm so wise, owls come to me for answers. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1324 Bring your pet to work day has been a big hit, except Ferguson can't find his hamster. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1325 The ex said she couldn't take them this week. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1326 Ever since we landed Hogwarts as a client, business is booming. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1327 it's not who, it's WHOM. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1328 We get it, Todd. You work late nights. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1329 Their looking for advice on building a nest egg. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1330 Parliament is about to be in session. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1331 You can file them under "O." 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1332 Do you want to buy an owl? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1333 At least the mouse is gone. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1334 Go ahead and ask; one of my assistants knows. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1335 Owls...what owls? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1336 I trust their judgement, Ronda. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1337 I'm incompetent, but surrounded by wisdom! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1338 I actually meant the other kind of 'wise guys' 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1339 Isn't this a hoot? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1340 Linda, you've got to get better at spreadsheets - I only ordered one owl. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1341 I just can't tell whose hoo. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1342 Ms. Pussykat, how many pea-green boats are currently in stock? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1343 Mother was exactly right. About everything. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1344 You hooted for me sir? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1345 Tell Harry Potter to pick up his mail. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1346 I said we needed more WOWs! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1347 They work the night shift. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1348 This is not what I was expecting when you said you'd joined parliament. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1349 I asked for extra towels! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1350 I requested the nite-owl desk, not the nine-owl. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1351 Yeah, you're the Queen, and this is your Parliament ! " 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1352 They work the night shift. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1353 5-4 decision...You're Fired! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1354 A Hootenanny 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1355 You know, I get that question a lot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1356 They're owls. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1357 Sorry, sir, but you still don't look any wiser to me. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1358 They’re all wise, but the second from the left is the wisest. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1359 Who's here 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1360 You can go home, the night shift is here 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1361 Ok, but how about the "what" and "why?" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1362 And you don't look like Tippi Hedren. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1363 That's owl I know 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1364 I've decided to back the conventional wisdom . 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1365 So, where are the pussycats? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1366 I said, "To WHOM it May Concern." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1367 Alice, please make a reservation for a party of ten at Hooters 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1368 Frankly, Miss Wilson, I don't give a hoot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1369 Owl shortage, says who? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1370 You can change everything in here, but the owls stay. They always stay. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1371 Turns out I'm a wizard, Ms. Rice. You have my resignation. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1372 Please check on that order of lemmings. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1373 Have you considered therapy? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1374 They can deliver messages, answer calls and maintain eye contact without getting passive aggressive. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1375 Good morning Mr. Weis, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1376 They get quite nasty if you don't refer to them as a parliament of owls. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1377 In that use it would be "who" not "whom". 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1378 Crazy like an owl, Miss Frobisher. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1379 My dyslexia has reached new owls. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1380 Who called? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1381 Still convinced the mice are out to get you? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1382 Mrs. Smelkinson,I know you just started last week, but it's time for you to identify who's "Who." 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1383 Do I seem wiser? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1384 Hourly reports, Ms. Blenkinsop. Not owly. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1385 9 freshly killed shrews and one danish. And something for the owls as well. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1386 Third Shift. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1387 Well, we don't have a mice problem anymore. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1388 Working here has been a real hoot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1389 They're looking for a pellet court. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1390 They're Wise Guys. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1391 In this job you can never have enough symbolic wisdom. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1392 I tried to tell them I'm not that kind of night owl. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1393 Would you please check my appointment book? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1394 They're afraid of the fake hawk hanging from the soffit 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1395 Who may I help you? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1396 Sorry, Personnel wondered why you called for some night owls. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1397 You're falling behind on your messages again, Gary. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1398 No, Eldon, I don't have time to guess their names. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1399 I'd like you to meet our night crew. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1400 I was finally accepted in to Whoooo's Who this year. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1401 They can reshelve in very dim light after hours. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1402 If that's all, Mr. Godfrey, I'll leave you to your hooting and screeching. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1403 It's sort of like herding cats. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1404 There was a buy one get eight free sale. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1405 That's the last time I get wasted and shop on Etsy. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1406 When I asked for a Parliament, Ms. Johnson, I meant a cigarette. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1407 As you can see, I have accumulated a lot of wisdom. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1408 They may look wise, but the parrots definitely could hold better conversations. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1409 It's going to be another late night. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1410 Yes, but they all have different personalities. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1411 I said we needed to hire talent scouts, not taloned scouts. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1412 They were just selected by Who's Hoo. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1413 Now, what do you bring to the table? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1414 The good news: they're smart. The bad news: they only work at night. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1415 Who let the owls out/ hoo hoo hoo 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1416 Actually we have many folks here who do give a hoot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1417 You're all in cahoots, aren't you? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1418 I warned you this plague was coming. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1419 But they're my therapy owls. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1420 We provide 24 hour service and look at all angles of your problem 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1421 Can you order some mice for lunch? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1422 So who gives a hoot? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1423 Bottom line is you must give a hoot and work nights to keep your job here, Miss Perkins. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1424 The What, When, Where, Why, and How Departments are just down the hall. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1425 Hell, yeah, they're collectable. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1426 Bob, people are starting to talk. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1427 You're just in time for the hootenanny 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1428 We have filled the 9th vacancy. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1429 They're not pigeons. Who's ever seen a flock of pigeons on an office desk before? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1430 Hoo, what, where, when and how? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1431 Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, wants to know? 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
1432 I said I needed 9 'hours' to get it done. Hours!! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1433 All this wisdom isn't helping me get any work done. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1434 Come with me, Margaret, and be free of chipmunks forever. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1435 Phyllis, what's a quorum for a parliament of owls? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1436 You will be closely watched during your trial period. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1437 Only after molting season was Edith able to find Thomas at his desk. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1438 I said we needed nine store outlets. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1439 Well, they can type 80 words per minute ... but they ask too many questions. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1440 You still have to do the harrassment training, Jerry. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1441 Mr. Horton, do you hear a who? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1442 Please send Walter Pidgeon in. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1443 I have fully staffed the night shift. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1444 Hoos calling. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1445 Well, yes, I am the only 9-time winner of the 'Wisest Man In the Company' Award. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1446 They're the new applicants for the night shift. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1447 Who is replacing me for my night shift? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1448 Sir, the lab has filed a missing mice report. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1449 Who said I don't give a hoot about this company? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1450 I really didn't mean it when I said that a few hooters around here might attract more customers. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1451 I am interviewing for night watchmen. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1452 Building maintenance requests that you lay down newspaper before the Board meeting starts. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1453 They're hiring me to find their dad, last seen in a beautiful pea-green boat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1454 Make that ten mice, Miss Cartwright. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1455 When I asked for secretaries that would turn heads, this isn't what I meant. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1456 We're replacing you with nine of them, you should be flattered. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1457 One is full of vodka, the rest are just regular taxidermies. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1458 The real question is why aren't YOU at your desk. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1459 You've been turning a lot of heads around here lately. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1460 I have gathered our customer service representatives together to get a little sunlight. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1461 We ordered a secret air weapon to defeat ISIS but autocorrect changed it to MICE. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1462 What do you think? Too much clutter? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1463 This is the Corporate Communications Office, Mr. Price, not the Ministry of Magic. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1464 I'm sorry, ma'am. This is a taxidermy office. The plastic surgeons office is down the hall. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1465 Well we already have the night shift covered. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1466 No, what I said was invite the best and the brightest from the Third Branch. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1467 I know I said "Hooters" for lunch, but.... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1468 So how did the retreat go? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1469 "They've been selling like hoot cakes". 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1470 I don't know. Let me consult my parliament. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1471 Evidently the cafeteria is out of mince, quince, and runcible spoons. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1472 The night shift's a hoot. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1473 It's a win-win. They're not only wise, but non-partisan. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1474 I re-read my memo and realized that I left the "b" off when I requested 9 bowls for this afternoon's meeting. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1475 With women, it's cats. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1476 Yes sir, you look much wiser. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1477 I seek the wisdom to know the difference. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1478 They look wise. That's good enough for me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1479 I thought you would not be in today!? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1480 Who or whom? Who gives a hoot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1481 So, tell me... why do you want to work at Who's Who? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1482 "Who's on first?" 'Who said that?' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1483 Sorry, Athena, there's only room for 9. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1484 I was not hooting at you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1485 'Yes, order me an ambrosia salad with pumpernickel toast. Oh, and 9 mice." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1486 Send in Mr. Radcliffe. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1487 Nice hooters. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1488 Fenwick, wisdom is qualitative, not quantitative. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1489 What do you mean you are replacing us with a wiser staff? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1490 "Give a hoot....take a hoot"! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1491 I thought you were going to get all your DUCKS in a row. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1492 Well, you can't expect me to watch everyone on my team. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1493 Must be time to leave, the night owls have arrived 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1494 Hey Pat, I'd like to buy an owl. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1495 The memo saying that we are allowed wildlife on our desk was referring to plants. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1496 Ms. Jenkins, I think I speak for all of us when I say, we don't give a hoot. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1497 We could just buy some mousetraps. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1498 Night owls. I said we need night owls. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1499 Joan, I meant I wanted a box of cigars! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1500 To attract younger software engineers, we've started sending Harry Potter-themed job offers. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1501 By the time they shutter the EPA, I'll have cornered the market on spotted owls. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1502 Wizard battle last weekend. We need to notify some next of kin. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1503 Your first day at Who's Who? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1504 I had asked for more outlets, but this will work fine. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1505 Remind me not to tell you next time we have a mouse problem. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1506 Clear my schedule, Allison. Me and the boys are staying out all night. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1507 Margaret, the night shift is threatening to strike unless something is done about the bright lighting 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1508 Now, do I look Wiser? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1509 I keep losing my mouse. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1510 I thought it was a clear case of nepotism, too. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1511 At least no one can say you don't give a hoot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1512 Ordinary Wizarding Levels. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1513 I would like you to notify the Accounting Department that they are all being replaced immediately. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1514 Reservation for 10 at Hooters, Ms. Deming. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1515 I don't give a hoot if my helpers are too cute; they're also astute! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1516 They're not as wise as I thought. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1517 Rest assured; wiser heads will prevail! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1518 For the tenth time, I'd like to speak with George. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1519 Third Base! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1520 Find me a book on parliamentary procedure. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1521 I've called a meeting of parliament. What do you think it looks like? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1522 It's not that I don't give a hoot, Nancy. If anything, I give too many. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1523 You don't hear them complaining about working nights, do you? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1524 It's take your owl to work day. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1525 It's not sexist; these ARE my hooters. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1526 Madam, it should be clear by now that we don't give a hoot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1527 Who? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1528 Okay, okay--"to WHOM it may concern." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1529 Did you notice we no longer have a mouse problem 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1530 Another look-alike contest, Alfred? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1531 How do I get Hogwarts to stop spamming me? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1532 It exudes the aura of wisdom.......your question? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1533 Email all users, please: No borrowing birds without permission. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1534 No, Mr. Butler, I don't know who took your computer. But I have an idea about the mouse." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1535 I found that with more owls, it takes fewer licks overall to get to the center. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1536 I see you've taken care of your pigeon problem. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1537 When the consultants said to surround yourself with wise counsel, I am pretty sure they did not have this in mind. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1538 If it's wisdom you seek, you've obviously come to the right place. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1539 You said I should get to know the "who's who" in this town! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1540 They're cheaper than security cameras. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1541 I see Temple University is hinting around for a donation. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1542 I'm sorry ma'am, but the whats, whys, wheres, whens, and hows have already been taken. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1543 They're a bit more difficult to care for than cats but if you have a real problem with mice, this is the way to go. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1544 Tell Harry Potter to just email me 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1545 Miss Peters, you disappoint me. I never would have taken you for an owl hater. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1546 I like owls. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1547 I'm sorry, who? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1548 You can't have too many owls on your desk. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1549 Parliament is now in session! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1550 Don't look at me like that, I know signing up for that Hogwarts newsletter was a mistake. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1551 Stan, I think you're forgetting our policy regarding personal items in the work space... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1552 For the tenth time, who is here to see me? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1553 I know there's nine of them, Ms Buckley. I can count. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1554 Let me guess, you ordered 9 outlets using speech recognition software. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1555 Some bosses don't give a hoot, but not me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1556 Frankly, I don't give a Hoot 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1557 Call Harry Potter and tell him to stop leaving messages. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1558 You're the first applicant who understands the meaning of "hootnanny." 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1559 Pick the real one and you get a raise and a pet. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1560 I tied to stop them sir, but they said that they're all here for the Hooters interview. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1561 There's a Dr. Who to see you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1562 Batman is here to see you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1563 Well, Cheryl, aren't you just a hoot? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1564 I think it's safe to remove them from the endangered species list. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1565 I've been advised that our new motto is: "We don't give a hoot." 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1566 This is ridiculous! How is it possible that everybody's computer mouse could disappear at the same time? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1567 One of our owls is missing. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1568 Just tell him I don't give a hoot! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1569 So far I have taught them to say, "What? Where? and When?" 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1570 Mildred,I need nine pussycats and nine pea green boats,stat! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1571 Well, think it was a wise investment. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1572 Our rodent and reptile issues are over. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1573 I just thought we needed fresh eyes on the case. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1574 I said “love those hooters, baby,” not “love those baby hooter!" 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1575 The board has voted, in their infinite wisdom, to increase their director's compensation by an extra three rats and one mole per month. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1576 The chinchillas are no longer a problem. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1577 There are a lot of mice 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1578 Wisdom, my ass. These are for catching mice. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1579 I prefer listening to A Flock of Seagulls. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1580 As far as parliaments go, this one looks pretty good. 1.1731 0.07631 52 47 1 4
1581 Ok. I get it. No more Indian mascot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1582 Let me know when you're done with your Hitchcock moment. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1583 Are those to scare the crows away or just me? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1584 Remember when they used to give us apples? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1585 You'll be handling some new duties, now. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1586 For Pete's sake, hire me some morning people. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1587 Today must be the tryouts for first base. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1588 Did you hit "reply all" again? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1589 Martha this is not what I meant when I said I love Hooters. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1590 You're right, it's time we turn the lights on. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1591 I see you've received many applications from Hogwarts for the new position. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1592 Reagan had jelly beans. I got owls. Please, help yourself. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1593 Stop saying "who?", you know damn well I'm talking to you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1594 Well, but have you seen any rodents in the office, Ms. Adams? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1595 I rely on the wisdom of the crowd. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1596 I just hired the new night shift. They will start Monday. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1597 This isn't what it seems. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1598 For the LAST time, I'm not that kind of vet! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1599 Owl have what he's having. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1600 I said we'd need nine HOURS to finish this project. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1601 They usually work nights. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1602 Who's not only on first, he's got the other eight positions cover, too. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1603 I hate working nights. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1604 I have been nominated to the U.S. a pellet court. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1605 I'm sorry, madam, you're looking for whom? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1606 They're the new third shift. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1607 We keep late hours here. I hope that won't be a problem. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1608 Customer service is two doors down on the left, this is the 'I don't give a hoot department'. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1609 Pidgeon problem solved. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1610 Yes, this is the complaint desk...but we don't give a hoot 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1611 Who doesn't understand Parliamentary procedure? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1612 Something's different. Wait. Don't tell me. New tie? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1613 A couple days of this and you'll forget all about the mice. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1614 Nine years at Hooters corporate and this is how they thank me?!? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1615 No Mr. Hopkins, they do not make you appear wiser. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1616 You didn't say COMPUTER mouse problem. I'll call I-T... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1617 So now that I showed you my "Hooters" why don't you show me yours? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1618 You Never Can Be Too Wise 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1619 Still working the night shift, Mr. Wise? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1620 I said I was a night owl. Not 'I want nine owls.' 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1621 Let's see...that'll be one corned beef on rye, eight dead mice, and a dachshund. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1622 Nine complaints from Hogwarts. What's going on there? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1623 I could give a hoot. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1624 You're either with the plastic owls or you're with the pigeons. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1625 They won't leave until they've spoken to an intellectual equal. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1626 Whose the wisest of them all? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1627 Whom, Whom, is our next applicant? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1628 New interns for the night shift huh?! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1629 This seems unwise. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1630 They don't care why, all they want to know is who. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1631 To Whom--are you going to give those owls? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1632 With regard to those types of complaints, it's this HR department's policy not to give a hoot. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1633 Miss Heath, meet the new pest control service. In a week there won't be a single mouse left in this building! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1634 They catch rodents, snakes and tweets. Theses 9 owls sitting before you could Make America Great Again. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1635 Jane, when I asked you to install Hootsuite on my desktop, this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1636 I ordered takeout from Hooter's. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1637 Sorry, I thought they said they were with 'Who's Who.' 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1638 Who just called. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1639 The president's latest brain trust just flew in. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1640 Swivel your head if you want mice again for lunch. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1641 Tell the guys in Sales I know it was them, and I don't care if they don't like our Give A Hoot campaign. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1642 Madam, if you're accusing one of my owls, it's not a question of who, it's whom. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1643 Convince them why you need equal pay! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1644 Maybe if you shave your mustache. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1645 I'm more interested in the "why." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1646 We're very active at night. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1647 I just keep needing more to get the same high. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1648 Let's not point fingers, but instead focus on what and why. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1649 You don't see any pigeons in here, do you? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1650 I asked for nine matching bowls. Look what they sent! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1651 Take an owl, Doris. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1652 What's the problem? Would you rather they were ducks?? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1653 My wife wanted you to see her hooters 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1654 they just have one question for you 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1655 I’m certain I ordered vultures. I’m trying to set a mood here! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1656 Yes, HR does give a hoot. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1657 They're the only ones the Senate could agree to confirm for the Supreme Court. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1658 I like to surround myself with those wiser than myself. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1659 They're Wise Guys. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1660 .. it was bring your child to work day and we just had the 3D Printer delivered... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1661 I prefer smart aleck. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1662 Won't Miss Sinclair be amused when you explain yesterday's 'hooter' remark! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1663 I told the IT department I was having a mouse problem 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1664 I think I've figured out why the lab mice keep disappearing. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1665 Computer Services said I could change my desktop. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1666 Miss Burke, I'm afraid it's going to take more than a pooper-scooper. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1667 They're in case we ever need to look the other way. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1668 They're my eyes, now I have to find my ears. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1669 That's right, nine mice and a tuna salad sandwich. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1670 Endangered? No, not at all—we've cornered the market and control the supply. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1671 I stand by the owls. If they go Mr. Jennings, I go! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1672 Parliament. Not a flock. A parliament of owls. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1673 I see that parliament has convened 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1674 What do you think you are? Some kind of wise guy? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1675 Larry again tried to garner support for his decision by enlisting a parliament of owls. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1676 Is this Mensa? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1677 Do you really think I give a hoot ? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1678 Are you the guy who gives a hoot? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1679 See? When I said that I love hooters, I meant owls. Please don't sue. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1680 I thought we agreed on carrier pigeons. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1681 I'd prefer my bonus. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1682 Well, the mice are gone. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1683 We heard you were coming. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1684 I could have sworn that I asked you to order nine awls. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1685 Im here to clean the mirror. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1686 You can't say I don't give a hoot. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1687 Still waiting on that Hogwarts acceptance letter, huh, Bernie? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1688 Nor does it make you look wiser that you didn't cover your desk with newspapers. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1689 When I asked to write the who's who column this isn't what I meant. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1690 I couldn't find a babysitter. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1691 Sanctuary EPA desk. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1692 I don't care if they're nocturnal - the interns are not allowed to work after 5. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1693 Work's been a hoot lately. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1694 Whooooo is the next salesman? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1695 There use to be 10 but one wised up to what we do. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1696 It's the new morale-booster "Give a Hoot!" campaign. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1697 Night Owls!! Phyllis, I said this place could use some night owls! 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1698 Does these desk make me look smarter? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1699 "Boys, this lady has never seen 'The Birds'. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1700 Not ideal, granted; but the mouse infestation is over. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1701 You are a wise man Mr. Smith. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1702 Who’s to say I can’t join parliament? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1703 The guys at the club couldn't believe it when I told them I had nine birdies. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1704 They just flew in for the Hooters convention. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1705 This is my method of escaping the rat race. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1706 Mrs. Smith, I don’t give a hoot. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1707 Mrs. Thistlecrump, verily, am I not the penultimate hoot? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1708 I'm really not an 'email' person. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1709 Given you're no longer accepting of my advances, I've decided to get my own set of hooters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1710 The next IT guy we hire--make sure he doesn't wear wizard robes. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1711 I suspected you were a night owl. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1712 Who is who? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1713 Francis is wondering which conference room for the sorting hat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1714 I came here ten years ago with just two of them, and they called me crazy. Well, who's crazy now? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1715 Remember I have eyes everywhere 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1716 Yesterday I read 'The Art of the Deal' and today I'm surrounded by wise guys! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1717 Jane, get us a large cheese pizza, two dozen white mice and some coffee, it looks like an all-nighter. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1718 You're fired 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1719 I heard your column is a virtual Who's Who of New York society. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1720 I'd still rather have a computer. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1721 I may have left the window open last night, why? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1722 Why are all these owls on my desk? Because this is all that's left of the EPA and these are all the owls that are left, period. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1723 Well, WE don't give a hoot! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1724 I'll ask the questions around here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1725 I don't like Yes Men. I like Who Men. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1726 That's what I said, Who's on my desk! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1727 I asked for wet towelettes. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1728 I was promoted after getting all my ducks in a row. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1729 Well, you're not seeing my hooters 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1730 You know who I am. Stop asking. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1731 Who...are you talking too? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1732 That's not exactly what I meant when I said show me your hooters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1733 Guess I should have read the fine print on that membership application to Hooters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1734 They've never heard of you. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1735 Not the hostile takeover I had expected.... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1736 Me. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1737 One thousand one hundred and thirty-three days without a squirrel-related accident. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1738 Parliament passed a vote of no confidence. You're out, Cheryl. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1739 Prime Minister has her parliament and I have mine. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1740 We'd like to file a class action suit against the pussycat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1741 Owl be right with you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1742 Don't worry, they're all rescues 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1743 Ms. Jennings, we just don't give a hoot. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1744 This isn't bad, actually. I've had some 14-owl days. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1745 I'm sorry, Pam, but you're the only one to complain about the new hours. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1746 I feel more comfortable among my equals. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1747 Oh, I'm a loyal Temple U. alumni. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1748 OK. OK. OK. But let's not forget the what, where and when. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1749 May I ask who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who you are? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1750 OK Lucille, I do give a hoot about you. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1751 I'll have the ham on rye and the rest of the board will hunt mice in the barn. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1752 Who's the boss. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1753 We're a package deal Mrs. Ellis. If they go, I go. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1754 What? When? Where? And why? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1755 I've never even heard of a 270-degree performance review...whose idea was this? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1756 Janice, meet the new recruits. I hear they are a bunch of night owls. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1757 For the eighth time Mr. Clark, it is your wife on line 3. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1758 Who versus whom; is that your question? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1759 Miss Adams, when I told the employees at the Monday meeting to give a hoot, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1760 We're wise to your ways, Mrs. Oglethorpe. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
1761 Got the message - you don't give a hoot 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1762 Let's review the pellets from last week's meeting. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1763 It's their bread time. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1764 I'm interested in the what, where, when, and why. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1765 I'm going for the extreme wise look 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1766 Welcome to Hooters. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1767 They're here to advise me on my nest egg. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1768 What? Where? When? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1769 Hoo da man? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1770 Are you the wise guy? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1771 Nice hooters, sir. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1772 First just tell me if you give a hoot. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1773 Miss Johnson, the executives at Hooters take a dim view of you practical jokes. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1774 They insist on parliamentian procedure! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1775 Order ten large coffees, a turkey club and a bucket of squirrels. We're gonna be here all night. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1776 ...and cancel my ten o'clock owl. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1777 "I'll have a BLT and they'll have 9 mice". 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1778 Please tell the other owls that our Parliament is full, Ms. Brown, but thank them for running. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1779 Yes, they keep the birds away from the windows in my mind 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1780 I see Parliament is in session 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1781 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said we need to weed out the corporate vermin. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1782 Crazy? Yeah, crazy like an owl. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1783 I've told you nine times now: your wife called. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1784 Don't wanna be... owl by myself 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1785 Okay, but where's the funkadelic? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1786 Parliamentary, my dear. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1787 This isn't what I imagined when I asked you to organise a twitter account. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1788 We're out of stock on carrier pigeons. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1789 Did someone leave the window open. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1790 Well, owl-be. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1791 Hooters called. They want you to keep the flock out of there. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1792 The 18 wing Hooter's delivery had not been what Mr. Nolan was expecting. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1793 Nice set of hooters you got there 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1794 As you can see, I give a hoot. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1795 As I already explained, Alice. I don't give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1796 Tell Hogwarts we aren't hiring. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1797 which one do you think is the wisest looking? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1798 Frankly, I don't give a hoot what you think. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1799 Bring in the mice 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1800 Good thing Hogwarts lets me pay Kevin's tuition on the installment plan. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1801 For the last time, Gladys, its owl or nothing! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1802 As a matter of fact, Ms. Jones, I DO feel wiser. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1803 It's a very good idea, Ms. Carswell. I'm just not sure it's a wise idea. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1804 The babysitter called in sick 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1805 So far, we have one pastrami on rye and the internal organ platter for your guests... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1806 So the "owls" have it? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1807 The company's going down fast. Should we sell something other than owl statues? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1808 For the last time, Doris, generic white-out just isn't as precise. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1809 As of today you need to address me as prime minister 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1810 Be very careful not to ask me the name of the sender. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1811 They voted to remain. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1812 You know, just in case there's a pigeon attack. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1813 They refuse to deliver messages to the White House. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1814 Of course they're friendly, just don't reach for a book without asking 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1815 I'm afraid my job is endangered. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1816 Would you please tell them that the Parliament meets at the government's office! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1817 We lost the Hogwarts account. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1818 So the new girl in accounting is she weird or what? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1819 You may be wise, but you are not good 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1820 Is this our new Mice Squad? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1821 The applicants for the night shift. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1822 If you don't mind, I've invited some friends over. I didn't want to be owl by myself. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1823 They keep the mice down, and no litter box. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1824 Once you tell people how much you like live owls every one gets you one. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1825 Tell them owl see them when I'm ready. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1826 Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1827 Your "Smart Desk" will require extensive maintenance. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1828 I'm learning to Tweet 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1829 No one gives a hoot like you, Mr. Fleishman. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1830 People need to understand that I just don't give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1831 "And what do "we" say, when the men in the straight-jackets ask for me, Ms. Turnbaum"!? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1832 What was your question? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1833 It's a real Who done it. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1834 The ministry of magic must really want to get ahold of you 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1835 They've come to discuss the potato chip account. We'd like one latte and nine mice, thanks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1836 You asked to be in charge of the hooters account. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1837 First the Glasses! Now the owls! I am telling you, you do not look any smarter. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1838 How many owls does it take to get a hoot out of you? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1839 Do you need a who or a whom? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1840 ... And with every new policy you sell, you get your pick of owls as a bonus! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1841 Is this the last Hitchcock remake meeting? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1842 You’re a Hoot, Mr. Johnson. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1843 "I've officially been accepted to teach at the Hogwarts School of Medicine.'' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1844 We just picked up Hogwarts as a new client. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1845 One a day really keeps my wisdom top notch! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1846 Take a message. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1847 I have decided to convene a parliament. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1848 The teams says they will no longer work the day shift. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1849 I think I may have a problem. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1850 Here are the candidates for the night shift you requested. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1851 Shipment to Athens, Ms Steinkauz. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1852 Everyone's a wise guy these days. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1853 No, Martin, what I said was, "the break room needs more towels" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1854 But do you see any pigeons? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1855 There were 10 until he got wise with me. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1856 I want YOU to give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1857 Whooh ? Me? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1858 Why no, I'm not offended you like my hooters. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1859 No, Ms. DeVos. Adding another owl to your Hogwarts Charter School does not demonstrate growth..... Or proficiency. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1860 I don't care what the wildlife people told you - this is not accruing wisdom. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1861 Actually, I DO give a hoot. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1862 I imagine your staff likes to be kept in the dark 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1863 They're charging their boss with a hate crime for calling them "hooters". 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1864 Well, I'd say the lack of rodents around here means it IS working out, Phyllis. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1865 Janet, call shipping. I ordered nine bar towels. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1866 Who do I talk to about the night shift position you have open? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1867 The owls of wisdom fly at 5:00. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1868 Interesting...but how can you tell whose who? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1869 Not the parliament I meant, Sir. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1870 This explains the decapitated bobblehead on the floor of my office! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1871 Ms. Bell, I am also guessing our lunch order with the Nine Als deli isn't on its way right? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1872 I thought you said it would be a nine-owl job. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1873 I want nine pussycats delivered here first thing in the morning. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1874 You don't have to be such a wise-guy! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1875 Wisdom comes in many forms. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1876 Pussycats, Miss Benson, not Pussyhats. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1877 I know you said they're service owls, but I don't really give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1878 Searching for Whoo??? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1879 Well then she should leave her mice at home next Pet Day. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1880 I do give a hoot. Take one 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1881 All I said was 'Who's on first?' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1882 So this is why you ordered 20 mice for lunch? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1883 Please regurgitate your lunch Janice. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1884 Whooooo indeed Ms. Buckley? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1885 You can be too thin. You can have too much money. But never, Mrs. Reilly, can you have too many owls. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1886 So......WHO'S ON FIRST?? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1887 Yes, there are 10 pins in Duckpin Bowling, but in Owlpin Bowling we only use 9 pins. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1888 I'll be out once parliament adjourns. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1889 I told you to order TOWELS!! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1890 They're all here on H-1Tree Visa's. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1891 Who is who? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1892 Very wise selections for our Parliamentary caucus sir...but will they fly? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1893 They say they keep pigeons away We'll see. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1894 I don't even know how this concerns you Henry, but I'm pretty sure I said *bowel* movement 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1895 I am haunted by my Greek past. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1896 Mr. Babcock, I agreed to an eight owl workday. This is simply too much. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1897 I keep telling them it's "whom", but they won't listen. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1898 No Miss Jones, I said "Bring me nine Towels" not nine Owls 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1899 Working third shift has changed you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1900 They don't give a hoot 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1901 Is there another desk for what, where, when and why questions? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1902 We're waiting for map quest to provide directions for reaching Hogwarts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1903 This is my neck rehab under Trumpcare. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1904 The deli screwed up my order again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1905 Diane, in the future, when I ask for a Parliament, I am referring to a brand of cigarettes. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1906 It's all about hoo you know 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1907 I will be judged by the company I keep. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1908 I don't care, Who!, I want to know Why! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1909 I'm Doctor Who's agent. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1910 They demand a cease and desist from nine ladies dancing 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1911 More humane than glueboards, Ms. Ricketts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1912 I was told to join a support-group for my Harry Potter addiction, so I did. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1913 I said BIG hooters! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1914 New hires at The Inquirer 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1915 Before you ask, it's a parliament. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1916 I know what you are thinking...... if I hoot with the owls tonight, I won't soar with the eagles tomorrow. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1917 It's the new wisdom app. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1918 You should know I really enjoy your hooters. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1919 No, Sir, no orders today. But I hear hawks and buzzards and selling well in some markets. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1920 Do these owls make me look fat? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1921 They're a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1922 The prunes haven't helped with regular owl movements. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1923 Miss Simmons, I asked to see hotels, not hoot owls. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1924 I thought you had a bowel problem. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1925 We respect your right to identify as an owl. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1926 It's the only way I could be a member of parliament. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1927 My inbox is full. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1928 I distincly said 'clean towels'are needed in the men's room. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1929 Look what I brought back from lunch at Hooters! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1930 Do I seem wiser to you since my promotion? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1931 Frankly, Mrs. Crankshaw, we don't give a hoot! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1932 Who indeed. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1933 But I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1934 Does this make you a wise guy? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1935 I'm hoping they'll help me with my night life. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1936 Do you think that's wise? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1937 Yes, we have gone to the birds. Tell me something I don't know. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1938 Your cats, my pea-green boat out back-- Shangri-La, Miss Davis! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1939 I love working here. It's a hoot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1940 We can't afford drones, but then I thought of Harry Potter... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1941 Wisdom is not accrued easily, my dear. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1942 Frankly, Edna, we don't give two hoots for your opinion. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1943 Frankly, Miss Peterson, I don't give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1944 They don't give a hoot about the clean desk policy. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1945 Let me tell you, I speak from a place of wisdom. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1946 Miss Haversham, here is your order for a dozen towels. No more Alexa for you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1947 Be nice. They attack pests. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1948 I'm simply here to offer a word to the wise. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1949 Sir, the next candidate for Who's Who in America is here for his interview. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1950 Well, smarty pants, the President of the United States says we ARE being attacked by zombie rodents. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1951 No, this does not officially make you a member of parliament. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1952 Take a litter, Miss Jones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1953 Well, it seemed like a good idea in "Harry Potter." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1954 New staff members, show them the room with very poor lighting. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1955 Now, for three dollars more per hour, which owl has the pea under it? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1956 They keep the birds off my desk. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1957 Ever since e-readers, there's been a shortage of work for the book owls. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1958 Just need a little inspiration for some words of wisdom to give at the next meeting. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1959 Are you Horton? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1960 I've heard they're better than email. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1961 There's another under the desk savaging my innards. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1962 I just do not like trolls. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1963 They do make me feel wiser. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1964 A BLT on toast and nine mice please 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1965 You can also reach J. K. Rowling by email. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1966 And there's more where they came from. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1967 Sir, you may have a parliament, but you are not the Prime Minister. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1968 Send in the lawyers from Rodent & Rodent. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
1969 Yes, we now give a hoot! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1970 I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1971 Well it's about time that you start giving a hoot! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1972 I think I left a window open. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1973 Do you have the damn Tootsie Roll pops or not, Karen? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1974 Reply Owl! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1975 I really do give a hoot. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1976 Yes, I'll do anything to sign David Sedaris. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1977 Sorry, I meant 'to whom' do the owls belong? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1978 You hooted, sir? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1979 This isn't what I expected when I answered the ad for " Hooters manager wanted" 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1980 Ms Rogers when I said I was a lonely night owl this is not what I meant. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1981 Owls are the new penguins 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1982 It's my birthday and my true love gave me nine owls a hooting 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1983 Ms. Crenshaw, would you bring me the book on parliamentary procedure. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1984 Ask away, Ms. Perkins. That's what we're here for. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1985 Women's rights are now decided by Parliament, instead of Congress. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1986 NOT TO WORRY. JUST CANCEL THE JOURNAL AND GET ME 9 DEAD MICE. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1987 Tell them the intelligence committee meets at 10:00 A.M. today. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1988 Which one of these owls do you think goes best with my tie? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1989 I take it they were out of boobies. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1990 I believe I ordered a dozen small towels. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1991 No, I did not have lunch at Hooters. Why do you ask? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1992 All I'd wanted was a towel rack. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1993 Spread them around, we need to appear much wiser than we really are. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1994 Your guess is as good as mine, Minerva. I guess we'll just have to wait till after the dusk. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1995 Don't see a mouse on my desk; do you? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1996 At first I hated it. Now I really hate it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1997 Can you please introduce them with rest of your class? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1998 We are taking Parliament in a different direction this year. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
1999 We thought it was only camels 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2000 I pluck all the feathers, chop the head off and cook at 450 for 20 minutes...tastes like chicken!! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2001 OK, you want one. But who? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2002 The mice are gone. In fact we need to order some. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
2003 Ok, we've solved the rodent problem. What's next? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2004 I've been looking for greener pest control for some time. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2005 I'm going to need a bigger desk. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2006 They're a hoot. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2007 Owl Theraprey 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2008 Hoot! There it is. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2009 My wife wouldn't let me go to Hooters... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
2010 I need to know "who's who!" 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2011 Welcome to the 3rd Shift 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2012 The students are here to receive their 'wisdom awards.' 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2013 Would you please escort the owls out of the building. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2014 Yes, Miss Gribbins, I'll have a tuna on rye and twelve live mice. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2015 But on the bright side the mice are gone. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2016 Stare all you want. We really don't give a hoot! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2017 Welcome to the Harry Potter message center. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2018 Kindly alphabetize and file these. Miss Smith 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2019 You will have to sit somewhere else that's Al's desk. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2020 Our leveraged buyout of Hooters didn't go as planned. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2021 They're eating all the chicken nuggets en route, so I want you to do a market analysis for nocturnal vegan deliveries. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2022 I'm spamming Hogwarts. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2023 I'll have a bigger selection coming in tonight. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2024 Now I can talk about your hooters without breaking any laws. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2025 Biblically speaking, this isn't the Raptor I was praying for. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2026 May I say whoo is asking? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2027 Oh no, More Harry Potter Sequels?! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2028 And why do you wish to work for Hooters? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2029 I'm leaving you, James. It's been a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2030 We’re also replacing company softball with Quidditch. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2031 I guess the CEO said he wanted us in more 'stringent form' but I could've sworn he said he wanted 'strigiformes'. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2032 So you see Mrs. Rumplemeyer, I do, in fact, give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2033 Tennyson said "Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers". He didn't mention how that might affect English oak... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2034 They usually work the night shift 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2035 Margaret, please make a reservation for ten at Hooters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2036 How many owls does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2037 This explains why you only work at night. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2038 Better than donkeys or elephants, I hope. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2039 So who gives a hoot? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2040 Just letting you know, I give a hoot. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2041 Miss Jennings would you please remove these owls from my desk and send in the clowns." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2042 I said we need night owls for the late shift, not nine owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2043 You know...you still aren't getting any wiser. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2044 Just don't call them hooters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2045 Your nine owl clock is here. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2046 Who needs Congress when I have a parliament? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2047 You must be the night shift manager. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2048 I was the first thing they saw! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2049 Review the Minister of Magic's tweets for the article. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2050 Hey, what are you looking at? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2051 Owls well. How are things with you? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2052 Madam,do you think I'd still be sitting here if I gave a hoot? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2053 That Harry Potter is very persistent. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2054 Your husband wants a divorce, sir. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2055 My drawers are full of mice. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2056 Roberta, I just can't have them here today. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2057 We need to get more desks for the new night shift staff. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2058 I'm scamming kids by sending them letters from Hogwarts asking for money. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2059 We've been getting a lot of mail from Hogwarts lately. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2060 We're gonna need more worms. It's gonna be a late night. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2061 They may be wise, Sir, but they're never objective. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2062 Another A-Pellet Court Case ? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2063 Rick Perry Syndrome, for the presently-intellectual.. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2064 In this organization we refer to them as a parliament of owls. Please don't embarrass yourself by calling them a "hoot". 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2065 Congratulations, Sir. You've finally cornered the market. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2066 So it's official, nine out of ten of you give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2067 I'm here for the Hooters interview. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2068 Hoo are you, hoo hoo, hoo hoo? I really wanna know.... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2069 I'm expecting great things now that we have a full flock again. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2070 We think there's a niche opportunity in the wisdom space. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2071 Which one of you hooted? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2072 You should have come at night that's when I'm really productive. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2073 I heard you on the phone sir, thought you said you'd love a nice pair of Hooters in your face, so I thought I'd surprise you with a parliament. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2074 Frankly, I don't give a hoot what you think. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2075 So that's nine field-mice paninis and one BLT club, hold the mayo. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2076 Let me give you a quick who's hoo of our accounting department. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2077 Well, you asked for all the mail from from J.K. Rowlng. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2078 Please get your wand for some dictation. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2079 Do they hold lifetime appointments? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2080 Yeah, but what where when and why? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2081 Yes, are you the Hootin' Nanny? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2082 There just aren't enough owls in the day. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2083 If they bother you, you may have irritable owl syndrome. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2084 Contrary to what people think, Miss Davis, I do give a hoot! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2085 Owls see in the dark. Now we'll know what goes on here. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2086 Didn't we learned from the "Barrel of Monkeys" Incident? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2087 Solar panels, composting, organic snacks - fine. I'm drawing the line at mouse traps. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2088 Okay John, I get your point, it's late. You can go home now. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2089 Go on, say it. "Who let the dogs out..." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2090 If you're even thinking of starting a sentence with "Who...," spare me. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2091 Which one handles unnecessary bullshit? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2092 I can't remember the last tine I moved my owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2093 Mr.Pussycat is here again sir, he says it's urgent. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2094 Harry, I really think email is more efficient. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2095 I showed you my hooters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2096 Whom is the object form. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2097 Frankly, Marsha, I don't give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2098 It will be a few minutes more. Would you like an owl while you wait? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2099 No, you can't claim them as dependents. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2100 I love casual Friday. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2101 Make that one cappuccino and nine mice. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2102 Great news Miss Jones! Our research team is finally going to get to the bottom of 'how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop'. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2103 Because my kids said we couldn't be hacked. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2104 I don't think the pigeons will come inside. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2105 I'm gonna need a bigger desk. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2106 If you're so smart, why did you vote for Trump? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2107 The Internet of Things is far more complicated than I realized. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2108 Well the rest of the staff give a hoot about their jobs. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2109 Whom are you here to see? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2110 Could you place a delivery order for one Cobb Salad and nine voles? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2111 What's up with the flocking owls? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2112 And after this I'll teach them what, where, when, why, and how 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2113 What's the count on the swimming pool statuary shipped to Mar-a-Lago? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2114 Hey Olga, i bought these night-vision cameras, can we have them installed? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2115 Mrs. Spinalzo, I've solved our rodent problem. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2116 The new one swung the vote against your raise. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2117 I assure you the office is vermin-free. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2118 I see you've surrounded yourself with the whose who of banking 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2119 Because ten wouldn't leave me room for my laptop. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2120 I'm sorry, Marge. We don't have enough for a quorum. Your vacation request has been denied. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2121 Whoville. Where else? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2122 They're seeking asylum from the late-night twittersphere. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2123 Can I have the potted plant please? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2124 Garbled message. I said, "Buy low. No more than nine." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2125 We have a record crowd lined up outside for the hootenanny. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2126 Owl betcha can't eat just one! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2127 Those are the best hooters I've ever seen. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2128 Owl get right on that. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2129 So I thought the hell with it I'm bringing all my owls with me to work today 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2130 Owl-righty-then 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2131 Box'em and send them to J. K. This is the last time. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2132 Trying to keep the stool pigeons away eh? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2133 All hell broke loose when they discovered the third from the left is really a cat. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2134 I like to go beyond the conventional wisdom. They give me stock tips. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2135 Oh good, you're here. They're here to talk about Brexit. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2136 FYI Dennis, the Mouse Department has made a formal complaint again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2137 Why? Because we give a hoot!" 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2138 Miss Abernathy, would you tell me if you heard gossiping about my jowls? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2139 Wanna' see 'em go crazy?...Ask me 'Who let the owls out?' 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2140 Well, aren't you a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2141 No, I asked for towels. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2142 We're loaning these out until the mainframe is back on line. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2143 I'm afraid the company has no further need for your wisdom and perspicacity. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2144 They’ve solved my rodent problem but replaced it with an existential crisis. 1.1364 0.07688 44 41 0 3
2145 Athena, it's called a parliament. Not a gaggle nor a bevy but a parliament. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2146 Ah, Mrs. Jones, it gets lonely at the top. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2147 They are symbols of wisdom, but they have reached the limits of my desktop. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2148 they can't say I don't give a hoot around here any more............ 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2149 Your idea for owl bobblehead day, Miss Wertz, was rather unsuccessful. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2150 Sorry, my desk is a little fluttered 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2151 Mr. Jackson, you've been hired. The correct answer was 'whom'. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2152 I wish you'd stop staring at my hooters! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2153 Find out whoo did this. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2154 What should I tell the pidgeons in reception? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2155 You're replacing me with hoo? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2156 There are a lot of teams with no first baseman. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2157 Pastrami on rye, a Dr. Brown soda and nine mice as usual Miss. Screech. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2158 I think there are still a few in the file cabinet. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2159 Still trying to solve the mice problem in the office? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2160 We got rid of the pigeons and rats, now how do we get rid of the wise guys? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2161 You say these are library drones? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2162 Go ahead and complain...see if anyone gives a hoot! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2163 I don't give a hoot which one you choose. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2164 Those guys at the genius bar are so smug, this is the wisdom desk 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2165 A grilled Reuben with pickles, a root beer, and nine live mice. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2166 The next step in my quest for wisdom is to synchronize our sleep schedules. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2167 I've been working nine owl days and still can't anything done. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2168 Oh, Darrell, you're a hoot. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2169 Listen Ethel. There's nine good reason why I'm the hoo's hoo of Acme accounting department. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2170 Who told you that? Who? Who? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2171 I wanted to show you all that I am capable of giving two hoots! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2172 MEET YOUR NEW TRUMP UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2173 I understand your grievances but you can't beat the working owls 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2174 They ask the right questions. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2175 I seem to be missing an owl. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2176 They get the chicks. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2177 It's about who? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2178 I can see you don't give a hoot. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2179 Sir, the staff would like to meet your Transition Team. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2180 When I requested a meeting to appeal my termination notice, I didn't know I'd have to appear before the entire Executive Committee. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2181 Who, who did you say again was here to see me? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2182 The feng shui consultant is here. She has come up with a slightly revised positioning plan 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2183 These all night sessions of Parliament are killing me! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2184 Yes, my name is Horton. Why? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2185 Why would I ask you to order more owls for the restrooms? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2186 Thanks for sharing Miss Wilson but those are not the hooters we are looking for. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2187 Well owl be darned... 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2188 Can I get you 10 cups of coffee? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2189 We're forming a committee to revise Who's Hoo. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2190 You really need to stop acting so mousy. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2191 They're hiring us to help them bring Harry Potter jobs back. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2192 Sorry madam, but 'owl be seeing you' violates the strict no-pun rule of our caption contest. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2193 You said 'have something that'll turn heads on your desk by Tuesday'. Well guess what kinda, it's Tuesday. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2194 Yes Ms. Horne, the owls are not what they seem. 1.1364 0.07688 44 41 0 3
2195 I need your help. I seem to be missing one. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2196 I'm sorry, I don't know if any of these is wise or old. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2197 Frankly, Mrs. Jenkins, we don't give a hoot! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2198 Miss Carlson, I need someone to take care of this situation immediately. Please call the hootenanny agency. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2199 They've decided that they want to be called a 'funkadelic of owls' instead. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2200 I don't care what you read in that book, owls are not the answer to the rising postal rates. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2201 Sir, that's the ninth time you said you didn't give a hoot! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2202 Wisdom likes company! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2203 Madam, why on earth would you think I give a hoot? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2204 Laugh if you will, but I've saved a fortune on my exterminator expenses. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2205 Wisdom is overrated. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2206 What's wrong with the night shift? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2207 They keep me company. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2208 The storks went on strike, so we're trying something new. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2209 Please don't use the W Word. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2210 The office needed more towels, Judith, not owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2211 Anyone who can say more than Hoot ? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2212 This way no birds will fly onto my desk. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2213 See Margie, they all think I'm a hoot. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2214 Do they all want coffee, sir? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2215 There are nine owls on my desk. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2216 They flew early in for Sid's 10:00. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2217 This desk is owlfully full. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2218 Ms. Jones, I believe we have the answer to our small rodent infestation problem. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2219 I don't give a hoot what your excuse is, it is unwise to be late. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2220 Yes, we are still running our promotion: Buy one, get eight free. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2221 It's subtle, but you do seem wiser. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2222 "MS. KLUTZ, I ORDERED TOWELS NOT OWLS FOR THE BATHROOM! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2223 And I guarantee they won't watch you in the shower or peck out your eyes while you sleep. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2224 I'll need a pea-green boat, some honey, plenty of money, and 9 cats. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2225 Yes sir. You said you wanted nice hooters around the office so there you are. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2226 Why, no, I haven't seen your field mice. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2227 Whom are you here to see? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2228 Sure I could've googled 'how does a parliament work?', but where's the fun in that? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2229 I'm more a Blue Breasted Boobie Gal, myself. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2230 Said hoo? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2231 It's five for 'who' and four for 'whom'. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2232 I suppose "what a hoot!" would be redundant..... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2233 They can tweet sixty-words-per-minute and also do security. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2234 I just got elected Prime Minister! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2235 This does not change the basic optics. It will still appear to be an unwise decision. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2236 Either I've been accepted to Hogwarts, or you misunderstood me when I asked for a Parliament. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2237 Coffee please, Miss Jones, and a cookie. And nine plump mice. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2238 It seems I'm needed at Hogwarts. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2239 The boss preferred to be surrounded by night owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2240 Where's the pussycat? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2241 They seem bright, but really, as conversations go, very one-sided! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2242 Well, we solved the mouse problem. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2243 Hootenanny for the day. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2244 What do you mean 'It's a bird brained idea?' 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2245 Hoo should I say is calling? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2246 This is what happens when you continually ask, "Who? Who? Who?" 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2247 You'd like to speak to, who? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2248 I thought I was ordering a bottle of Nine Owl Scotch 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2249 Someone has to give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2250 I'm sorry Mrs. Hopkins. I'm really not a morning person. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2251 That's it, Vivian - you're nine owls late! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2252 Your wife called. She wants the frozen mice out of the freezer too. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2253 We've already filled the job openings in third shift, Margaret. Please stop sending in all these night owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2254 My doctor told me I needed to have more owl movements... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2255 Owl get right on that. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2256 Parliamentary procedure dictates we should consult Robert's Rules of Order not animal control. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2257 They think they're the smartest in the room. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2258 There's a mole in the company. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2259 As of today, I am a wise ass. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2260 What makes you think I don't give a hoot? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2261 I have always strived to seek wise counsel. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2262 I don't think those are the hooters the President ordered. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2263 One dopio, please Doris. Oh, and 9 infant mice, wild caught locally, organic alfalfa or wheat fields if possible but corn is ok if that's all you can get. Let's say 4 grey, 2 white, and 3 any color, shall we? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2264 Miss Jenkins, this is a modelling agency. When I said that I wanted to see hooters lined up from one end of my desk to the other this morning, this is not at all what I had in mind. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2265 The 3rd shift won't leave until we agree to an increase in mice. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2266 Not what, my dear, but hoo. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2267 Fire the exterminator! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2268 Pick an owl, any owl. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2269 There used to be ten . What did you do with one of them. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2270 Sorry, Diane. I know they're all great candidates, but I still can't figure out hoo is the most qualified. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2271 Stop hiring anyone whose head is screwed on backwards! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2272 So, you some kind of wise guy? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2273 To whom are you referring? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2274 Auditions....The What and When have already been chosen. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2275 Meet the AI staff. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2276 Who do you think will blink first, me or them? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2277 My analyst said I should surround myself with friends. I said, 'But who?' Then it occurred to me. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2278 Mr Potter, I need a word about your in tray 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2279 From now on, I'm only hiring real head-turners. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2280 I'm changing the infield. Who's at first. Wait, uh, second. What's, uh, shortstop. And Where is third. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2281 So this is the idea of the "environmentally friendly" exterminator!! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2282 This is your solution to the mice in the break room? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2283 I take it this is your first graveyard shift? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2284 It's important to show that you give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2285 You can stuff 'em all but you'll never get your toupée back! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2286 New night shift workers 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2287 I have a better mouse trap. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2288 I usually pick the wisest consultants. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2289 Wisdom or not, they cannot be our Supreme Court. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2290 I assume you haven't sent out the memos yet? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2291 I brought in some assistants to help you burn the midnight oil. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2292 Very well, the eyes have it. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
2293 I'm receiving messages, but I can't seem to send any. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
2294 I thought they would give me wisdom, but all I got was potato chips. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2295 I thought this was an 8 owl a day job. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2296 The owls are not what they seem. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2297 Yes, they do seem well behaved, Miss Farnsworth, ... but I distinctly asked you to arrange a meeting with the Howells. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2298 They demand an increase in the owly wage. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2299 Didn't you get your Hogwarts letter? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2300 We'll have a tuna salad, a bowl of pine nuts, a vanilla smoothie, and nine live mice. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2301 Yes, I know it's a cluttered desk, but I don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2302 I'm tired of being all about spontaneity. I'm opting for wisdom by osmosis. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2303 Just so you know your head stands out. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2304 It's a security issue Ms Jones. Figure out how to take care of them. We will be using owls instead of emails from now on. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2305 The PR department's "Give a Hoot" campaign is getting out of hand. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2306 No wise remarks, please. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2307 I thought he said "do you want to take in 9 holes...?" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2308 ... and the greatest part is not one of them has complained about working the night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2309 I meant the restaurant! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2310 On the other hand...we no longer have a mouse problem. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2311 Which one of us is the wizard? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2312 Owlementary, my dear Ms. Watson. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2313 Please bring me the Wise Potato Chip royalty litigation file 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2314 Are you ready to receive the pigeon delegation now? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2315 Sir,wouldn't a traditional paperweight be more appealing? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2316 Another promo from the Audubon Society. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2317 No ... I really don't think they make you seem more intelligent. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2318 Now we have our think tank. Let's get to work. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2319 Yes, I'd like to get rid of them but they're an endangered species. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2320 Ms. Jenkins, we need to store the hoots. I'm expecting two gross of hollers later today 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2321 I need to approve these tweets before you post them, Mr. Potter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2322 Where would you like those filed sir? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2323 I'm sorry, Parliament has decided your position is no longer a position. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2324 Based on your last report, I don't think they have rubbed off on you yet. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2325 How do you tell who's hoo? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2326 You're obsessed with hooters. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2327 I'll give you that -- the pigeon population seems under control on your desk. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2328 Numbers are down? Owl see about that. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2329 As I get older I'm dispensing with some of my accumulated wisdom 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2330 Do I seem wiser? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2331 The staff wanted to thank you for solving the rat problem, Sir. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2332 What do you think of my new candidates for the Supreme Court? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2333 Yes, this is Whose Whoo 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2334 Originally, it was cute bunnies, and the owls, well, just showed up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2335 You have to be able to work nights. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2336 This is not what I expected when I agreed to work in the Hogwarts admissions department. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2337 We could use a little wisdom around here 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2338 Sorry, they will stop putting the dead mice in your office. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2339 Nothing Boss, just working late again 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2340 You've been a solid employee, but owls are just more efficient. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2341 Trust me, owl always be here for you. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2342 Could you please get us some more coffee? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2343 Jenny, don't you know how to knock?!? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2344 I know why the caged bird sings, but I really don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2345 May I approach the bench? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2346 I misunderstood when you said we would be sitting with parliament. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2347 You know me Helen, I'm not one to take advice. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2348 They said they don't give a hoot who you are, you didn't order towels and your pups are on the way. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2349 So, you don't give a hoot about Bring-Your-Pets-To-Work day. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2350 Okay, I'll keep the pussy cats in my office. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2351 Please don't scowl. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2352 I thought they'd help me look more wise 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2353 These fake owls are supposed to scare off HR. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2354 They were going to be released around the city for our new "Give a hoot" campaign until the PETA people made a big stink about it and some potato chip company sued us. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2355 Who do these wise guys think they are? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2356 Do you want a clean desk or a display of my accumulated business wisdom? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2357 You need to be a night owl to work these hours. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2358 "No, he's on first"! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2359 Unlike the corporate brass, this group truly gives a hoot about what I do around here.... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2360 Frankly Thelma, I couldn't give a hoot about the clean desk policy. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2361 Nine owls, Miss Fenwick...NINE OWLS?! I distinctly said TEN. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2362 I hope you're having a hoot right now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2363 Who are you? who! who! who! who!. I really wanna know. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2364 Mrs. Knapp, I said. It's Mrs. Knapp! Enough with the question! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2365 You can tell him I haven't given a hoot for quite some time. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2366 No! I said, 'Get me at table at Hooters.' 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2367 'I'd like you to meet the night shift." 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2368 Mr. Fox, the exterminator has taken care of our rodent problems. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2369 We know what I'm doing. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2370 Do you think this's wise for our Wisdom Awards? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2371 We're expanding the night shift! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2372 I think Maggie got confused when you asked for Hooters for your birthday lunch 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2373 I like your hooters. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2374 It's a cybernetic organism robot prototype with enhanced binocular sight and exceptional clairvoyance. CORP for short. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2375 Now that the night crew has arrived, what say we go grab a drink? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2376 Tell Harry Potter that I prefer emails 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2377 The Pussycats? Send 'em in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2378 The Pet store said that, in fact, Owls are NOT cheaper by the dozen. You only get that discount with Goldfish and Guppies. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2379 Forget my clients, I'm waging a full-scale war on the pigeons. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2380 We have a few questions. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2381 ... and thus, HR suggested this would be the only appropriate environment in which I could say 'Hooters' in the work place. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2382 You haven't given a hoot for a long time! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2383 How can you possibly say that I don't give a hoot? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2384 Wearing glasses alone does not get you into the Wise Old Owls club. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2385 One wise-ass around here was already enough..... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2386 So who are you expecting to clean up? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2387 It's so I don't have to give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2388 If you mention my hooters one last time I'll have to speak with H.R. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2389 Can grave and formal pass for wise, When Women the solemn Owl despise? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2390 Who's who around here? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2391 Can I get you anything else? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2392 When I gave the team a birthday gift hint, I should have said, "I love Hoosters, the restaurant"! 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2393 I don't think this is what they meant by parliamentary procedure. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2394 We're the committee for "Who's Who in America." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2395 Is it so weird to want my office free of mice, Miss Perkins? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2396 "Do you think this will help me get into "Who's Who"? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2397 They're the who's who of the legal community. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2398 We think you are overreacting … You saw one mouse last week…. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2399 I'll leave immediately; I think I just needed the push to pursue taxidermy full time. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2400 Oh, Hooters. Now I get it, Mr. Ailes. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2401 They help me find the stapler. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2402 They keep the pigeons away. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2403 Barn owls brought peace in Isreal, let's see if it does it again between Republicans and Democrats here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2404 You still need to wise-up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2405 I'm supposed to give a hoot? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2406 Meet the new night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2407 They're Parliament, and I'm Funkadelic. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2408 OK, I've got the wise. Now I just need the wherefores. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2409 No, they don't make you look any wiser. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2410 Should I come back after your Parliament meeting is over? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2411 We need all eyes on desk! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2412 Wisdom, miss brooks, lots of wisdom. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2413 Hold all calls—Parliament is in session." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2414 Despite popular misconception, it's actually WHOM do you think you are.... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2415 Take an owl. Worshiping Athena is now the company religion. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2416 I love owls. woman- I can tell! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2417 You should see my mnemonics for WHAT, WHEN, and WHERE. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2418 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed to speak to parliament 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2419 Our auditors see everything. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2420 I assume these are the candidates for the night watchman position. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2421 What, where, why and how ? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2422 Whoooose in charge now? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2423 We use to have a mice problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2424 Better than twitter? Really. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2425 Yesterday it was five and four pussycats. What happened? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2426 Please tell accounting that I have the backup for the Hooters charges on my expense account. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2427 I don't have time to look for your pussycat Miss Jones, one of my owls is missing. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2428 Yes I see the difference, but I shall continue to think of you as "owlish". 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2429 They voted 5-4. You're fired. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2430 Hearing Aids! I said 'night owls', not 'NINE owls'! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2431 Margaret, make sure we tell the staff not to take my pep talks so literally in the future. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2432 What is your wife going to think when she sees all the hooter chicks in here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2433 One of our board members is asking about a vegetarian option. Otherwise, it's coffee and live mice for everyone. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2434 Just like Wise potato chips I couldn't have just one! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2435 I bet you're wondering who's who. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2436 No, Delores, I said I need nite owls for the job. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2437 I am trying to find the leak of our corporate secrets. Who? Who? Who? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2438 I can't understand why people accuse me of not giving a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2439 I got a great deal on one size nesting dolls. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2440 Meet 3rd shift. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2441 Meet our new night-time employees. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2442 You report directly to Parliament. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2443 I had asked for some towels! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2444 They were the cheapest temps we could find to answer phones for the World Health Organization. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2445 I apologize for all the hootenanny. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2446 Is it too much to ask for a little eye contact? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2447 Believe me, it's much more effective than drones. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2448 I'm here for the hootnanny. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2449 Sorry, I think you misheard me--I said I need 10 HOURS to get the project done. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2450 Don't you think it would be wise to have the owls running the country rather than Trump??? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2451 We need nine H1B visas. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2452 So now you're a night owl by day. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2453 These Early Decisions need to be out by end of day, please. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2454 As you can see, working here is quite a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2455 Ms. Carlyle, where's the nearest Hooters? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2456 It's "To whom, to whom". Now you know why. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2457 Well, that's a hoot 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2458 There are the applicants for the new night shift position. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2459 They took care of the mice. Now we have to wait for the wisdom to kick in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2460 Hoot hoot! Find which one of us is human and the job is yours! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2461 I just get apples from my students. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2462 Tell them I'll give them an answer after I consult with my advisors. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2463 Courtesy of our collective wisdom, you're being terminated. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2464 If I've told you once, I've told you 10 times; I don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2465 When I agreed to appear in the "Who's Who", this wasn't what I had in mind! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2466 "Who"wants to know? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2467 And I thought you didn't give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2468 Trust me, you wouldn't want to sit if hadn't removed the chairs. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2469 I'm afraid the Hogwarts transfers have been passing notes in class again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2470 They're specially designed to deflect criticism. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2471 I'll be working late tonight. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2472 They're neater than the pigeons. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2473 There is another way to catch that mouse, you know. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2474 The consultant said I should surround myself with the most intelligence I can find. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2475 Don't get wise with me. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2476 So, I have nine owls. A cat has nine lives. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2477 Mr. Jones, your wise cracks are getting on my nerves! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2478 I don't think this is what employees had in mind for their 360 degree review. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2479 Mouse problem? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2480 Just don't ask...'you know.' 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2481 They told me you were a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2482 Ms. Hopkins, please order nine tiny mortar boards and gross of field mice for our new concept development team. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2483 It looks like the Ministry of Magic is unhappy with my position on postal reform. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2484 An owl for your thoughts Miss Smith... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2485 Professor Smith, in the future we request you teach that the 5 W's of journalism are who, who, who, who, and who. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2486 The new job's been a real hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2487 On Tuesdays I meet with our branch managers. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2488 I really hate Bring Your Owl to Work Day. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2489 Martha, I can never be owl by myself. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2490 If these new sales managers don't motivate the deliverymice, I don't know what will. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2491 Yet again, Lockwood had misunderstood Casual Friday. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2492 None of us give a hoot about what you want, Ms. Jones. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2493 I've given up on people--I'm surrounding myself with wise creatures. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2494 Where are the other three? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2495 I don't pollute because, obviously, I give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2496 I couldn't afford the doves. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2497 Hogwarts first principal. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2498 I'm tired of people saying I don't give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2499 I need an answer Ted. When I left for the bathroom there were ten owls, now there's nine. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2500 Oh, these are my friend's pet owls. Wait, who's gonna clean all the pellets? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2501 Is there anything I can hoot for you, Mrs. Wilson? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2502 I'm not driving you anywhere...I'm a taxidermist. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2503 Well, you can tell HR I don't give a hoot! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2504 This is why you don't see any mice in here! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2505 A word to the wise, Ms. Hedwig. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2506 Now, about your pigeons Ms. Brittlebottom. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2507 ...and what birds do you flock to, Mrs. Blaine? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2508 We're just consulting. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2509 They're helping me find my mouse. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2510 Ms. Farruggia, I said we needed "nine hours." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2511 The question is not what, but who...? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2512 No sandwiches, we're getting some tasty field mice for lunch today. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2513 You are safe here from all the lemmings. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2514 Thanks for the invite, but I brought lunch. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2515 Your flight to Athens leaves this afternoon 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2516 We now have enough votes for a quorum - set up the meeting for 3:00 a.m. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2517 I see you're ready for the rat race. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2518 Miss Moneypenny. Tell James Bond we have a unique new spying device. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2519 A classic case of who done it. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2520 2 more owls and we move to phase 2 Alice! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2521 When you said the "wise guys" had taken over, this is not what I imagined. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2522 Now then, I'm going to shuffle the owls, then correctly pick the one you were thinking of. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2523 Great news Ms Frobisher, we finally have nine wise Justices. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2524 My son's school is having a fundraiser... 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2525 Ask IT when I'm getting my computer back. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2526 I meant Twitter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2527 Yet again, Lockwood had misunderstood Casual Friday. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2528 Computer's out for repair and by the way, whooooo do you think you're talking to? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2529 I have a question old wise ones...and Herb. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2530 No worries Mrs. Rectumwald, They do not have irritable owl syndrome. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2531 I still don't feel wise. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2532 That's too bad. Ironically, we don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2533 Yes, we now give a hoot! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2534 They call us the ten wise guys. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2535 Choose one: it might be the wisest of them all. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2536 They all seem to be under the misconception that my desk is full of Tootsie Pops. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2537 I'm not really sure that this will help you to appear wiser. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2538 Does this make me look wiser? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2539 I've never met a carrier pigeon with good news. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2540 Who may I say is calling? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2541 Don't worry, they're not what they seem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2542 Your husband’s not here, and this isn’t Hooters. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2543 They're advising me about the mouse problem right now, actually. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2544 Please thank the students in shop class for the desk made of endangered wood. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2545 Like I always say, ‘If I’m the smartest person in the room, we’re in big trouble.’ 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2546 What did you think I meant when I suggested we meet at the hooters? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2547 IT's concerned about your mouse usage. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2548 "Meet our new mentors". 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2549 I said "Alexa, order nine white towels" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2550 MAYBE I DIDNT MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, THE WHITE OWLS I WANTED ARE CIGARS. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2551 I told you those owl banks wouldn't sell. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2552 Great news, Helen, I've hired some excellent new candidates to join you on the night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2553 A coffee please, Miss Hayes, and nine live mice for my friends. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2554 It was buy one get eight free at the rescue shelter. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2555 Owl get right on it... Do you get it?... these are owls and I said 'owl' instead of 'I will'... Ok fine Doris, you just don't give a hoot about my work... Anything that time? No? Well hoo do you have to screw... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2556 I'm sorry, this office is Wisdom. Argument is down the hall, room 304. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2557 Only 9 Tweets today! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2558 They want tickets to Groundhog Day. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2559 Why? Not used to that question. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2560 Tell Claus they're cheaper, nocturnal and more aerodynamic. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2561 Yesterday I couldn't give two hoots for this job. Today I upped it to nine. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2562 Um, yeah, they want you down in HR...yeah, no, idea why... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2563 Turns out, getting your ducks in a row is a terrible idea. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2564 They need me for the minyan. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2565 There was one more, but he didn't give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2566 "I said, Want to go by Hooters? Not, go buy hooters! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2567 Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, left this on my desk?! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2568 The Trump Administration may not give a hoot about them, but I do. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2569 No, I can't tell which one is stuffed. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2570 I think this rendition of "Teenage Wasteland" will speak for itself. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2571 I am not a tax attorney. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2572 Pardon me Mrs. Cranwell, but have you seen my mouse? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2573 Yes, we discussed your concerns. Frankly my dear we don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2574 Are they cheaper by the dozen? What do you feed them? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2575 Oh yeah? Well, my hooters are bigger than yours! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2576 We know your SAT score, Bob. Ditch the owls. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2577 Wise, shmise. If they crap on my report you're retyping it. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2578 All future directives will be an Act of Parliament. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2579 I don't care what species you identify with, Gabe, you have to use the regular bathroom like everyone else. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2580 I'm sure you'll soon learn whose hoo. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2581 Our committee sees nothing wrong with the hunt and peck method. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2582 You don't look any wiser. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2583 Nine out of ten owls prefer desk jobs 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2584 The budget cuts really hit us hard. This was the best we could do in terms of security. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2585 You can really have a "hoot" with these. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2586 Parliament is in session, Carol. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2587 How do you feel about working nights? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2588 And yet not one of them has my Hogwarts letter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2589 They said they'd be a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2590 And what wisdom could you provide that I don't already have on my desk? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2591 The finalists in our "Give a Hoot" contest just flew in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2592 Good news! My octuplets have all been accepted to Hogwarts. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2593 Alice...I'am gonna need a stack of old newspapers and 3 dozen live mice. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2594 Your paranoia has to be addressed Mr. Williams. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2595 This the owl information desk. For other questions, go to General Information Desk. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2596 I'm told the nesting habits of owls vary considerably. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2597 I'll give you my answer after I confer with the parliament. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2598 They keep away the hawks. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2599 I like the nightlife baby. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2600 They say after I fly into that pane of glass, I'm in the club. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2601 I give a hoot, ma'am. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2602 It's called a 'parliament', Christine. Can we stop playing this game now? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2603 Wise decision on the new hires. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2604 They'll be asking to the questions. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2605 Yes, it's clearly a predatory takeover. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2606 My favorite Hitchcock film? Surely you jest. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2607 Tawny owls? I said Brawny towels. Now I am really going to need some. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2608 They usually work nights. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2609 Our new funding limits their habitat to my desktop. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2610 Tell Hogwarts to send me a larger inbox. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2611 But when and why? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2612 Grab your banjo - we've been waiting on a hootenanny! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2613 Who is my favorite. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2614 Owl be damned. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2615 I'll give you a raise if you can make them stop blinking. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2616 Yes, a parliament of owls, that's right. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2617 I have a mouse problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2618 It's called an Accountant's Dozen. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2619 Because it makes me look wiser. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2620 Before you come closer, do you have any rodents on your person? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2621 I've always been a big fan of hooters. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2622 I wanted to tell you how much we appreciate your work for the company, but we have to cut some budgets. Also, these are for you, i know you're not a roses person. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2623 My earlier comment was not harassment; these are what I meant by saying I like hooters. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2624 Wise guys. They'll fix the mole problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2625 I said "buy me nine hours" not "buy me nine owls." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2626 I said, I needed towels, not owls 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2627 "Who's" in charge here? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2628 Frankly Mr. Audubon I find your interest in owls a fowl obsession. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2629 Now we just need to know "when" and "where". 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2630 I dare you to go to HR. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2631 I'd like you to do a mass mailing for the library's upcoming Harry Potter event. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2632 They're my 'who' men. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2633 Another meeting of the W.H.O. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2634 Correction: it's called a "parliament," not a "flock" of owls. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2635 Yes, I've solved that mouse problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2636 Harry Potter is on the phone and would like to know how Harry Jr. ended up on the wait list exactly. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2637 No, Miss Climson, not "owls"; I asked for more "v-owels". 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2638 I switched from email to omail, and my inbox is still full. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2639 You don't give a hoot about your 3:30? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2640 No Sir, I don't believe there is a shortcut to wisdom. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2641 Tell him my team says we don't give a hoot what the president thinks. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2642 They are going to be handling the night shift 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2643 Then, madam, I suggest you keep your mice in their cages. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2644 Must be a hoot around here at feeding time. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2645 You're fired. My new staff doesn't complain when they have to pull an all nighter. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2646 Ma'am, this is a library. You can't return owls here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2647 Really Erma... Was nine "hours" too much to ask? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2648 Their neck rotation wont give a wider range to your perspective 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2649 Yes and who would you like to see today? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2650 Who do you think they are? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2651 We're hoping these guys can help the White House's tweets sound a little wiser. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2652 Point taken, Janice. It is possible give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2653 They help me with my low self-esteem. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2654 Beth, it's working! The owls have scared all the people away! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2655 No sir, I do not think ten would be cuter. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2656 Is it another story of mice and man ? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2657 It's 5 to 4. You're fired! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2658 Who knew the Hogwarts graduates would be so interested in an entry level accountant job? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2659 Would please have our corporate ornithologists see me as soon as possible? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2660 Bill knows one of them ate his lunch. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2661 Who sent you? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2662 You're late. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2663 Who let the owls out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2664 They're the best brains I could find. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2665 I find myself missing the mice. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2666 Who said that? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2667 So I say, "Who are you?" And they say, "Who?" Then I say, "You." Then they say, "Who?" Then I say, wait for it, "Third base!" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2668 I'll take two Southern-fried to go, please. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2669 The gift card says they're from some environmental group. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2670 When I said 'this job is for the birds,' they all swooped in to take it. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2671 Frankly Mr. Butler, I don't give a hoot either. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2672 We know when you're lying, Jan. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2673 I've acumulated more wisdom in every one of the nine years I've worked here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2674 Nein owls, Frau Heller. Nein owls... 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2675 Ms. Frakenbach, take a memo: My associates and I don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2676 I.T. needs sign off on a supply order. All the mice have gone missing. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2677 We did it! We now know how many licks. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2678 I just finished briefing the night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2679 Sir, our man in Athens suggests Newcastle. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2680 Batman was already taken 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2681 Can you point out which of my advisors sexually harassed you, Mrs. Hu? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2682 The wisdoms of crowds 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2683 Point made Ms. Pritchett. Nothing inauspicious here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2684 Said hoo? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2685 You will be responsible for the what-why-when-and-wheres. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2686 They're training for Hogwarts. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2687 Make sure you choose wisely. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2688 Did you find out how many licks it takes sir? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2689 I've asked you what, why, when, where and how. But they may have one more question. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2690 We all have problems, but don’t tell me don't give a hoot! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
2691 I said I was into Dr Who, not Nine Owls From the Midnight Inning. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2692 Headquarters, Marquis Who’s Who. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2693 Miss Jenkins, a memo to Hogwarts please: "We are not accepting transfer applications at this time." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2694 It's the new FAQ division. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2695 Well, Owl be damned, Francine. Hoo'd a thunk most people hate puns? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2696 Do you think that's wise? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2697 He's asking for the 'Wise One'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2698 Hoo's Hoo? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2699 An owl for every desk, Mrs. Smith. Let's see if we get smarter memos. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2700 Don't listen to them, I know who that is. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2701 I understand that you like my new file cabinet, Ms. Jones. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2702 With all the government budget cuts, we had to hire some new assistants. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2703 Is it ok now to set appointment for your wisdom teeth removal, sir? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2704 OK George, but this is the last time..."who let the dogs out?" 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2705 Trust me! It's a hoot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2706 OK, I get it. You don't want me to focus on 'what, when, where, and how," but on who! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2707 They are my most trusted advisors. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2708 'you left the windows open again.' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2709 President Trump mandated this wowl. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2710 Well, I do give a hoot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2711 They want the ninth day of Christmas changed to "nine owls a-hooting." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2712 We thought it would be wiser if you no longer worked here. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2713 Frankly, Madam, I don't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2714 Miss Penny, I specifically asked that 9 dowels be installed under my desktop 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2715 We're not so different, you an I. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2716 Is it me? Is it you? Who gives a hoot? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2717 Fly with your own flock. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2718 Clearly, I DO give a hoot about your problem. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2719 When you asked about ways to relieve stress, I meant Hooters. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2720 No wisdom from these stupid birds, I get all my information from the Internet. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2721 You always go above and beyond, Oscar, but 'bring your pet to work day' means ONE, not a parliament! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2722 Sandra, I believe you've met the new legal team... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2723 I'm happy your side business is going well Ted, but your 'Authentic Harry Potter Mail Owl' business must be run from home. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2724 Trademarked? Well, what about Hooties? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2725 Send them back. I ordered a "Who's Who" for my desk. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2726 What makes you think I give a hoot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2727 'They're the desktop version' 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2728 I know Tuesdays are half-price wings at Hooter's, but this is ridiculous. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2729 Sorry, they ran out of pipers piping. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2730 Didn't anybody telly you? Mr. Jenkins hates owls. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2731 There's this cat that I don't ever want to see again! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2732 Don't get nervous ... It's not as if they're chickens ... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2733 I'm missing one...can you bring me my binoculars? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2734 I told you the Ornithologists Writers' League would make a lousy acro 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2735 Frankly, Sylvia, I don't give nine hoots. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2736 I ordered a DOZEN owls Ms Smith. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2737 Care for a Parliament? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2738 We've got who, all we need now is the what and where. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2739 Good morning, sir, are we any closer to giving a hoot today? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2740 I see you've been ignoring your Hogwarts letters. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2741 Would you like to buy a owl? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2742 I've figured out how to win the rat race. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2743 You said I should get all my ducks in a row, so what if I can't find any ducks? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2744 Have I made it clear I don't give a hoot? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2745 ITS MY BIRTHDAY, EVER ONE KNOWS I LIKE HOOTERS. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2746 When I asked for a Parliament, I meant a cigarette. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2747 At least the rats are gone. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2748 This will take care of the mouse problem. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2749 Who knows? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2750 The Tootsie Pop focus group is here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2751 I still don't give a hoot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2752 9 lollipops please, Janice 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2753 Personally, I don't give a hoot, but I'm clearly outnumbered. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2754 Well, they’re not turning out to be as wise as we’d hoped but they’re keeping the field mice down. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2755 It would be wise of you not to say anything about my friends! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2756 Parliament is in session! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2757 It's the Audubon Society on line one. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2758 Doctor, Mr. Sedaris is here to discuss diabetes. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2759 I'm sorry, we're short two Pussy-cats for the Dance By The Light Of the Moon. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2760 E-mail? Does Dumbledore use e-mail? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2761 No, Stan, I did not know it is 'Take Your Owls to Work Day'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2762 You're fired, Mrs. Johnson. Please get the flock out of here. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2763 When they said I was to "speak to the parliament..." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2764 I'm here to see Mr. Who. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2765 These owls will help fight illiteracy! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2766 FYI we use computers to send messages here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2767 No, I said I wanted to see Al's son, Dex! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2768 Whooo's on first? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2769 Whoooo's missing? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2770 It's a sit-in - they want us to rename Twitter to Hooter. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2771 They told me this job was a hoot. They didn't say why. 1.1081