Contest #564


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564


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-04-11
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-04-24 (estimated)
Number of captions 6200
Number of responses 349268
Number of participants 7654


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 They're willing to work nights. 1.8788 0.01457 2665 935 1118 612
1 Yes, I found my laptop. But, now I can't find my mouse. 1.8556 0.02164 1350 538 469 343
2 They are demanding equal prey 1.8513 0.01997 1547 609 559 379
3 I only needed one, but Costco makes you buy a whole case. 1.8402 0.01472 2834 1133 1021 680
4 No, I have no idea why your computer doesn't have a mouse anymore. 1.8185 0.01442 2925 1203 1050 672
5 Not whom, Miss Ferguson, who. 1.8014 0.01853 1742 728 632 382
6 Mrs. Jenkins, you may have misunderstood me when I said. "Reserve Hooters for the office party." 1.8006 0.01531 2804 1256 851 697
7 HR says you're not allowed to refer to them as hooters. 1.7872 0.02529 1015 460 311 244
8 Best damn owl salesman I've ever met. 1.7717 0.02139 1393 639 433 321
9 Go ahead, ask what our first baseman's name is. 1.7707 0.01641 2377 1095 732 550
10 Knock. Knock. 1.7622 0.02448 1106 529 311 266
11 I think the more appropriate question is "why". 1.7601 0.01517 2551 1128 907 516
12 Please tell me you see them, too. 1.7394 0.02514 921 419 323 179
13 I said, "Get me a table at Hooters, not a table of Hooters." 1.7325 0.02425 1073 520 320 233
14 I'm sorry but they're all the same. No one's the wiser. 1.7099 0.02445 1003 488 318 197
15 Knock. Knock. 1.7025 0.01882 1728 862 518 348
16 Irritable Owl Syndrome. I've had it for years... 1.6984 0.02803 819 424 218 177
17 It's called irritable owl syndrome, but I have it under control. 1.6857 0.01762 1928 975 584 369
18 You know how it is, you get one for Christmas and suddenly you're the "Owl" guy. 1.6615 0.01813 1743 894 545 304
19 They've been turning heads all day. 1.6581 0.02159 1170 587 396 187
20 Gladys, get me a BLT and nine mice. 1.6446 0.01840 1840 1016 462 362
21 They're going to keep asking until you introduce yourself to them. 1.6428 0.01872 1590 828 502 260
22 They all know the difference between who and whom. 1.6335 0.02092 1416 793 349 274
23 Corporate says we have a mole. 1.6278 0.02316 1021 540 321 160
24 Yes, It's a veritable who's who around here. 1.6247 0.01907 1452 758 481 213
25 Hire the one that said 'Whom'. 1.6197 0.02843 660 349 213 98
26 I appreciate the effort, but I'm pretty sure I said towels. 1.6193 0.02135 1161 612 379 170
27 The early birds went home. This is the night shift. 1.6145 0.02237 1004 520 351 133
28 One coffee and nine dead mice. 1.6132 0.02361 941 499 307 135
29 Next time don't use the speech recognition app to order towels! 1.6062 0.02219 1120 616 329 175
30 Someone at Hogwart's must have hit "reply all" 1.5925 0.02446 989 576 240 173
31 Pick any... In my opinion, they're all wise choices. 1.5925 0.02197 1060 575 342 143
32 This used to be their tree. 1.5903 0.02448 908 509 262 137
33 We had to close the branch. 1.5885 0.02607 797 447 231 119
34 I accidentally hit 'reply owl'. 1.5787 0.03095 591 344 152 95
35 No, they do not Tweet. 1.5752 0.02931 605 340 182 83
36 Well, because ten owls would be complete lunacy. That's why. 1.5751 0.02933 659 386 167 106
37 I've noticed you can't seem to take your eyes off my hooters. 1.5646 0.02743 774 467 177 130
38 Never get in a twitter fight with J. K. Rowling. 1.5637 0.02784 738 442 176 120
39 You can still turn heads, Miss Kranston. 1.5534 0.02791 683 402 184 97
40 HOOTUS - the real wisdoms behind the Bench. 1.5516 0.03071 669 428 113 128
41 Just the usual, please. Tuna salad, coffee, box of mice. 1.5495 0.02803 657 384 185 88
42 They'll work night shift. 1.5447 0.02784 626 359 193 74
43 We are the Who's Who of Who's Whos. 1.5367 0.02929 572 334 169 69
44 On the other hand, you'll notice our pigeon problem has disappeared. 1.5362 0.02786 567 317 196 54
45 You haven't mentioned my new glasses. 1.5358 0.03215 530 325 126 79
46 Calm down, Miss Frobisher. That remark was directed at my hooters, not yours. 1.5353 0.03077 566 344 141 81
47 Tell that Potter kid he's got to start using email like everyone else. 1.5326 0.03063 552 332 146 74
48 I used to give a hoot. Now I outsource. 1.5214 0.03201 491 297 132 62
49 Send one out to every branch. 1.5199 0.03190 477 285 136 56
50 Does displaying my hooters make you uncomfortable? 1.5197 0.03294 483 298 119 66
51 Says Who? 1.5152 0.03210 462 276 134 52
52 Top talon'd. They hoot in harmony. 1.5132 0.03592 454 297 81 76
53 Be a dear Helen and get us a cup of coffee and nine mice, would you? 1.5091 0.03260 438 262 129 47
54 I am still none the wiser 1.5048 0.03277 420 250 128 42
55 Beats us. He just showed up this morning, sat down behind the desk, and said he works here. 1.5025 0.03620 406 259 90 57
56 Believe me, Ms. Henderson, you'll know when I give a hoot. 1.5012 0.03459 407 251 108 48
57 Because I'm sick and tired of wasting time searching all over the office every time I want an owl. 1.5000 0.03656 408 264 84 60
58 They're here for the branch manager position. 1.5000 0.03443 404 248 110 46
59 Ok, so that's nine field mice and a double decaf espresso? 1.4975 0.03402 396 240 115 41
60 They all say they're on first. 1.4948 0.03537 384 238 102 44
61 I've named the new one Gorsuch. 1.4921 0.03627 382 242 92 48
62 A coffee and nine voles, Miss Fenway. 1.4906 0.03654 373 236 91 46
63 My ex has them on the weekends. 1.4887 0.03758 354 225 85 44
64 What did you think we meant by organic pest control? 1.4828 0.03673 348 218 92 38
65 The will was very explicit. 1.4827 0.03688 346 217 91 38
66 Honestly, I can't tell who's who. 1.4821 0.04312 251 157 67 27
67 If I can't comment on your hooters you can't comment on mine 1.4775 0.03864 333 215 77 41
68 I said the office was out of TOWELS. 1.4760 0.03855 334 216 77 41
69 You think I give a hoot? 1.4742 0.03753 329 208 86 35
70 We voted. It's mice for lunch again. 1.4717 0.03975 318 208 70 40
71 When they asked if I needed an owl, Frau Schultz, I said, "Nein." 1.4696 0.03971 313 204 71 38
72 You can relax, Mr. Purdue. We caught the mouse. 1.4677 0.03784 310 195 85 30
73 Night workers. 1.4677 0.03729 310 193 89 28
74 Say "knock-knock.' 1.4677 0.03729 310 193 89 28
75 Miss Nelson, I asked for a table at Hooters, not a table of hooters. 1.4675 0.03992 308 201 70 37
76 Meet the new night shift. 1.4653 0.03789 303 190 85 28
77 Well obviously Susan, I do give a hoot. 1.4628 0.03998 296 192 71 33
78 I just can't tell who is who. 1.4627 0.08853 67 45 13 9
79 The mouse problem has been solved. 1.4605 0.03807 291 182 84 25
80 Yes, but my next one's free! 1.4604 0.03965 278 176 76 26
81 Apparently, they heard this is a sanctuary city. 1.4574 0.03956 282 180 75 27
82 We're what's left of the EPA. 1.4529 0.04392 276 190 47 39
83 I have irritable owl syndrome. 1.4529 0.04113 276 181 65 30
84 I think you'll agree that I've successfully addressed our mouse problem. 1.4526 0.04102 274 179 66 29
85 Are you looking at my hooters? 1.4522 0.04286 272 183 55 34
86 Don't mention my hooters and I won't mention yours. 1.4522 0.04190 272 180 61 31
87 We did ask for "high-flying, wise visionaries who aren't afraid to eat the other guy for lunch." 1.4522 0.04157 272 179 63 30
88 Yes. Unless they're referring to the object of a verb. Then they say "whom". 1.4494 0.04312 267 180 54 33
89 Go ahead. Ask me a knock-knock joke. 1.4491 0.04099 265 172 67 26
90 I'm not saying "Knock, Knock," again. 1.4470 0.03894 264 166 78 20
91 I bet you can't guess their favorite band. 1.4462 0.04119 260 169 66 25
92 Ask them about the first baseman. 1.4462 0.04046 260 167 70 23
93 It's my defense against the rat race 1.4436 0.04189 257 169 62 26
94 Paper jam in the 3D printer again? 1.4431 0.04427 255 174 49 32
95 Who's the wiser now Miss Jenkins? 1.4431 0.04212 255 168 61 26
96 Get a picture and email it to my wife. I'm going to have to explain several charges to Hooters. 1.4405 0.04247 252 167 59 26
97 Because I don't give a hoot. 1.4390 0.04126 246 159 66 21
98 Ducks, Melvin. You need to get your ducks in a row. 1.4390 0.04166 246 160 64 22
99 I smell a rat, Doris. And so do my friends. 1.4367 0.04136 245 159 65 21
100 This is how many hoots I don't give, Ms. Patterson. 1.4362 0.04550 243 168 44 31
101 To you, it's a desk. To me, it's a tax-deductible endangered species refuge. 1.4351 0.04372 239 160 54 25
102 Soy Latte, two pumps, a hint of vanilla and no foam, plus a dozen mice. 1.4340 0.04385 235 157 54 24
103 You're to give these a 'comb-over' for Spicer's press briefing on the Supreme Court. 1.4328 0.04882 238 173 27 38
104 I don't understand why Hogwarts can't just e-mail their tax forms like everybody else. 1.4322 0.04532 236 162 46 28
105 I asked my last assistant for towelettes and didn't have the heart to correct her. 1.4322 0.04492 236 161 48 27
106 Frankly, Ms. O'Hara, I don't give a hoot. 1.4304 0.04452 230 155 51 24
107 "I believe the expression is "ducks in a row". 1.4267 0.04342 225 149 56 20
108 Don't ask us--he was here when we flew in this morning. 1.4267 0.04565 225 154 46 25
109 They're not as smart as they look. 1.4267 0.04342 225 149 56 20
110 They're not so much wise as sarcastic. 1.4267 0.04477 225 152 50 23
111 Ducks, owls, whatever -- let's just get them in a row, okay Ms. Selkirk? 1.4260 0.04416 223 149 53 21
112 Say "knock-knock.' 1.4260 0.04083 223 142 67 14
113 Escort them out. I'm sick of answering the same question. 1.4227 0.04410 220 147 53 20
114 Actually, I asked for nine towels. 1.4213 0.04515 216 146 49 21
115 From what I can gather, the desk was made from their favorite tree. 1.4213 0.04219 216 140 61 15
116 The night shift has arrived. 1.4213 0.04562 216 147 47 22
117 I said the bathroom needed towels. 1.4213 0.04168 216 139 63 14
118 I'll have a ham sandwich, sweet tea, and 9 mice. 1.4213 0.04369 216 143 55 18
119 Now that Gorsuch is in place and the nuclear option is history, tell the President we have the next Supreme Court nominees lined up...plus an extra for the cabinet. 1.4186 0.04985 215 156 28 31
120 If you saw the size of the rat in your office, you wouldn't ask. 1.4178 0.04308 213 140 57 16
121 Turns out I'm a wizard. 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
122 Let me guess: all the dead mice in the fridge are yours? 1.4163 0.04468 209 140 51 18
123 I'd introduce you but I don't know who's who. 1.4163 0.04468 209 140 51 18
124 It's 'ducks in a row', sir - and it's a figure of speech. 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
125 I asked for "towels" Linda! 1.4155 0.04652 207 142 44 21
126 They only want to work the night shift. 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
127 I need another mouse for my desktop. 1.4155 0.04550 207 140 48 19
128 I can't find my mouse. 1.4126 0.04864 206 146 35 25
129 I'm gathering my wits about me. 1.4118 0.04541 204 138 48 18
130 Is your mouse missing too? 1.4118 0.04324 204 134 56 14
131 Strange. Nine computer mice are missing. 1.4118 0.04379 204 135 54 15
132 For the last time, please tell Hogwart's to take us off their mailing list. 1.4109 0.04464 202 135 51 16
133 Never order bowls online. 1.4109 0.04408 202 134 53 15
134 For the last time, Meredith, my eyes are up here. 1.4100 0.04870 200 141 36 23
135 Well someone has to give a hoot around here! 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
136 I changed the new one's name from 'Garland' to 'Gorsuch'. 1.4088 0.05248 181 130 28 23
137 I said tax attorney, not TAXIDERMY! 1.4082 0.05200 196 144 24 28
138 Please have the deli deliver a ham and cheddar on rye and nine field mice. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
139 Is that a new tie? 1.4041 0.04775 193 134 40 19
140 They're terrible with names. 1.4011 0.04823 187 130 39 18
141 Is that really wise, sir? 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
142 We are investing more in survelliance 1.4011 0.04579 187 126 47 14
143 Yes there are 9 now… The last ones name is Gorsuch. 1.4011 0.05113 187 135 29 23
144 I'd like to introduce you to our night staff. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
145 There was a typo in our football article, so here are the entrants for the superb owl contest. 1.3973 0.07981 73 52 13 8
146 Chicken salad on rye, coffee, and nine mice, please. 1.3967 0.04875 184 129 37 18
147 Symbols of wisdom or ruthless predators: either way, we can pay them as consultants. 1.3967 0.05055 184 132 31 21
148 It's Hogwarts' spam 1.3967 0.04752 184 127 41 16
149 It's ok, they're service owls. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
150 Yes, Horton. I hear it too. 1.3956 0.04851 182 127 38 17
151 Miss Miller, do you know anything about omens? 1.3956 0.04788 182 126 40 16
152 It's actually "whom." 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
153 Really, Ms. Scarlett, I don't give a hoot. 1.3944 0.05075 180 129 31 20
154 Miss Wilkins, you will begin with 'Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the Court.' 1.3933 0.05359 178 132 22 24
155 It's a Model Supreme Court: nine old birds who don't give a hoot. 1.3933 0.05116 178 128 30 20
156 Eunice, when you leave the office at night, please close the window. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
157 This is night owls. Early birds are two doors down. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
158 Towels, Miss Dinglebranch. Towels. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
159 They heard we were a predatory lender. 1.3902 0.05081 164 115 34 15
160 So this is all that's left of the EPA? 1.3873 0.05089 173 124 31 18
161 How dare you call me the crazy cat lady. 1.3873 0.05283 173 127 25 21
162 A tuna sandwich on rye and nine mice. 1.3860 0.04638 171 116 44 11
163 Oh, Miss Helpler, I'm way beyond having my ducks in a row! 1.3860 0.04784 171 118 40 13
164 No, sir, I'm almost certain the promotion department suggested giving a TOWEL to new customers when they open an account. 1.3846 0.04441 169 112 49 8
165 The acceptance letters to the seniors at Hogwarts are ready to be sent. 1.3846 0.05105 169 121 31 17
166 Yeah, hi...the keyboard works fine but my mouse is missing again 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
167 It’s a ‘parliament,’ Ms. Simpson, not a ‘flock.’ 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
168 The new edition of Who's Who just arrived 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
169 May I introduce the new Supreme Court? 1.3832 0.05487 167 125 20 22
170 We'll be paying them on an owly basis. 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
171 Bill, I'm having some trouble with my m-o-u-s-e. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
172 Is this wise, sir? 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
173 Alexa, I asked for a towel. 1.3793 0.09146 58 43 8 7
174 I'm not kidding, Trump plans to replace the entire Supreme Court! 1.3789 0.05499 161 120 21 20
175 Mother always told me: choose your friends wisely or choose wise friends. 1.3788 0.06747 66 43 21 2
176 I like hooters. There, I said it. 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
177 Put name tags on them. I have no clue who's who. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
178 Have you met our new branch managers? 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
179 We're being spammed by Hogwarts. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
180 What,Where,When & Why are in the lobby. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
181 I wanted to soar with the eagles, but I'm middle-management. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
182 We hired them to work the night shift. 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
183 You work nights, you make friends. 1.3734 0.05273 158 115 27 16
184 This isn't the kind of 'collective wisdom' I had in mind. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
185 It appears you had another successful trip to Costco, Sir. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
186 It's our new motto: 'The Company That Gives a Hoot!' 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
187 Careful. They have Irritable Owl Syndrome. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
188 Could you please bring us nine dead mice and a decaf latte? 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
189 Oh. So you can see them as well? 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
190 Nadine, I have a somewhat unusual project I'd like you to take on. 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
191 Thanks, Gladys. I'll have the usual for lunch. Pastrami on rye, chips, a Diet Coke, and nine mice. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
192 Yes, as a matter of fact, we ARE a 'fly-by-night' outfit. Your point? 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
193 What, when, why, where, but the greatest of all is WHO? 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
194 Please let maintenance know the mouse problem is taken care of. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
195 No. I said I need more HOURS to get the job done. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
196 As your new President, after great contemplation, these are my nominees to fill the entire Supreme Court! 1.3667 0.05709 150 114 17 19
197 Ms. Jones, I've gotten a distressingly high number of complaints regarding your parrot's abusive language. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
198 Yes, I'm the night manager. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
199 I guess word has gotten out about our mouse problem. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
200 Can't you see I'm in a meeting? 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
201 Your 3 a.m. is here. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
202 No, I'm asking you - who's my first appointment? 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
203 I believe the correct word is 'whom'. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
204 The new guys from corporate want us to focus less on "the how" and more on "the who" 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
205 This desk was made from the tree they lived in 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
206 One of our owls is missing. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
207 I'm here for the Hooters interview. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
208 It's whom. 1.3630 0.04649 146 99 41 6
209 Around here, we don't ask "why". 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
210 Do it, do it, do it: Say 'Knock, knock.' 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
211 It's Monday. Of course I'm in a fowl mood. 1.3607 0.07026 61 41 18 2
212 My wife swears she sent me out for towels. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
213 Nine mice and a vodka martini, Ms. Phipps. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
214 When we are at work, it's Dr. Who. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
215 I've come up with the solution for the appointment of Supreme Court Justices that should please both partys. 1.3592 0.05684 142 107 19 16
216 We're looking for someone who can come in during the day. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
217 Once you tell someone you collect owls it quickly gets out of hand. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
218 The takeaway? Don't order awls from a hardware store in Boston. 1.3571 0.05741 140 106 18 16
219 If I buy one more, I earn a free barn. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
220 Surrounding yourself with an endangered species won't protect you from getting fired, Bob. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
221 Crazy, you say? Well, maybe, but do you see any squirrels around here? 1.3546 0.05794 141 108 16 17
222 I said towels. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
223 Costco. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
224 Oh my gosh! When did you shave your head?! 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
225 They're ok with working nights. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
226 Yes. And again sir, who is here and I don't know what is waiting outside. 1.3546 0.05526 141 105 22 14
227 I promoted THEM, because they're the only ones who give a hoot. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
228 We've just welcomed Mr. Gorsuch to the bench. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
229 I accidentally clicked 'Reply Owl.' 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
230 Will you be needing any more owls before I go, sir? 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
231 I'm working nine owls a day. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
232 This week. Tiny Desk Concert. The Who. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
233 It's spam from Hogwarts. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
234 As a matter of fact, I do give a hoot. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
235 Do these glasses make me look smart? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
236 Guess which one of us is the supreme court nominee. 1.3459 0.05752 133 101 18 14
237 Ask them who's on first. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
238 Our pigeon problem is solved. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
239 The EPA just cut all their branches. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
240 I hardly think this is an HR matter. I only asked to see her hooters. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
241 I think a better question is, "Why?" 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
242 Tell IT support I need another mouse. And please close the window. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
243 And I suppose you thought my affinity for hooters meant something else? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
244 They were brought in as consultants on this year's edition of "Who's Who." 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
245 I'm taking a break from the Internet. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
246 I see the new secure mail server system has been installed. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
247 Why don't you just buy mousetraps, like everyone else? 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
248 Our department is moving to night shift only 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
249 Which one is Chief Justice? 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
250 They were all out of penguins. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
251 What makes you think we are a " fly by night" company? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
252 You did ask me to order you Hooters for lunch. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
253 Clever bunch. They'll find our mole. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
254 We'll all have mice Margaret, thank you 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
255 Go ahead -- ask me anything. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
256 Laugh, but I haven't seen a pigeon in weeks. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
257 Who who who who who who should I say is calling? 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
258 They were all asking, "Who?" and I thought, "Well, why not me?" 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
259 No, Mrs. Johnson, I don't give a hoot. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
260 Bunch, flock, parliament, whatever. Just get the damn things off my desk. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
261 Yes, they ARE very cute, Mrs. Gunderson, but I think mouse traps would have worked just as well. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
262 Apparently I've been accepted to Hogwarts. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
263 You are looking for whom? 1.3386 0.04639 127 87 37 3
264 Miss Johnson, could you settle an argument? Is it "who" or "whom"? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
265 I don't know where they came from, but at least the pigeons have left. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
266 Fire the cat. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
267 Looks like spam from Hogwarts 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
268 This isn't the Hooters happy hour I had in mind. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
269 Don't tell the pigeons. It's a surprise. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
270 Please tell Harry Potter to start using e-mails if he wants to contact me again. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
271 I got tired of employees asking ‘How?’ or ‘Why?’ 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
272 They’re wiser and cheaper than the previous board and we no longer have a rodent problem. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
273 I'm writing a whoodunit. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
274 My mouse is missing again 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
275 I can't find my mouse. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
276 Of course we'll need you to work nights. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
277 They're having trouble with "whom." 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
278 We're in a tight spot, Margaret. They're asking me to name names. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
279 Good news Stella. You're off the night shift. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
280 Please don't say who again. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
281 Something tells me, Miss Hadley, that this may be a fly-by-night operation we're dealing with. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
282 At this magazine, what, when, where, why, and how are secondary. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
283 Carl, would you know what might have happened to my computer's mouse? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
284 Spam from Hogwarts. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
285 For the last time, I didn't call you in here, Mrs. Hoo. 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
286 I call them my little Supreme Court. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
287 Why yes, I was raised in a barn. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
288 Which one of you left a half-eaten mouse in the breakroom? 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
289 To whom are you speaking? 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
290 Personally my dear, I don't give a hoot. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
291 Miss Brooks, I ordered towels. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
292 I'm sorry ... the Supreme Court vacancy has been filled. 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
293 Despite what you may have heard, Miss Jones, HR does not give a hoot. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
294 Relax, Sharon. These are service owls. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
295 I'm old school when it comes to tweeting. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
296 Please stop staring at my hooters. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
297 I left my barn door open. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
298 Pay no attention to the man behind the owls. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
299 I'm beefing up overnight security. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
300 Ms. Hendricks, have IT send me up a new mouse. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
301 Go ahead, pick an owl, any owl. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
302 Sir,there's a pussycat waiting outside who wants to go to sea with one of you. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
303 We just need the who, what, where and why. We have the "who" covered. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
304 Admit it Frank. Working the night shift for 30 years has changed you. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
305 Our email is down. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
306 No, they don't make you look smarter. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
307 Needed a hobby for my Match.com profile. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
308 And what do you collect? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
309 I keep losing my mouse. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
310 Let's start again. I don't need a table for 9 hooters. I need a table for 9 at Hooters. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
311 Marcy, I don't know either if it's to who they belong, or to whom they belong. 1.3186 0.04403 113 77 36 0
312 Just answer yes or no—have you ever seen a mouse in my office? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
313 I'd like to return these owls, they keep saying "whom". 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
314 It may require working nights. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
315 You are looking for whom? 1.3186 0.04579 113 78 34 1
316 I want you to get rid of the suggestion box immediately. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
317 Let's try this again, Ms. Beasley. Please order 9 towels. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
318 I understand that "where" and "when" are pressing concerns, but I'm focusing on "who." 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
319 Have you seen the mouse for my computer? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
320 That's right, I run Who's Who. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
321 No, Mrs. Hoo, I didn't call for you this time either. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
322 In recognition of your 40 years of service, I'd like you to have one of these. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
323 My wife suggested I take up bird watching. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
324 They refuse to go to sea untill we rehire all the Pussycats. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
325 I'm as perplexed as you Susan, but the doctor's orders were to keep a close eye on my owl movements. 1.3153 0.06136 111 87 13 11
326 'They offered free shipping' 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
327 Quit staring at my hooters. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
328 Let us prey. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
329 My doctor says it's important to have regular owl movements. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
330 Yes, sir. The glasses do make you look smarter. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
331 I see you guys have been at it all night. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
332 I can't right now, i've irritable owl syndrome. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
333 Mrs. Skolnik, we've heard things. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
334 Ironically, Mort, this makes you look stupid! 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
335 Not to be a stickler, but I think you meant 'whom'. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
336 For the last time, it's "whom"! 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
337 They're all trained killers with built in GPS and no empathy. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
338 Actually, it's "whom". 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
339 Do you know where my mouse is? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
340 We also need to know What, When, and Where. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
341 I think we may have a diversity problem, Susan. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
342 I think you mean "whom" 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
343 I see you still haven't sent the Dumbledore letter. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
344 One more and I'll have a minyan! 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
345 With the right marketing we can get these guys to replace the Supreme Court. 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
346 If this doesn't protect my job here at the Department of Interior, then I don't know what will. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
347 A cup of coffee, cream, no sugar, and nine voles. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
348 Turns out they're more afraid of the mice than we are. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
349 On the plus side, I haven't found a pigeon on my desk in weeks. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
350 Get me nine pussy cats and nine beautiful pea-green boats, ASAP! 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
351 The new mousepad you got me seems to have attracted quite a bit of attention. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
352 In retrospect, I think the anxiety labradoodle would have been a better choice. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
353 Bring me the Hitchcock file. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
354 For the third time, my name is Janet and I work in sales. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
355 I've got a lot on my desk but I'll try to squeeze him in. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
356 They're very good at the Who, but not so good at the What, Where, When or Why. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
357 I've assembled a real whoos hooooooo to assist you. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
358 Welcome to Who's Who 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
359 Wise guys. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
360 Yes, Linda. I hit "Reply all." 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
361 Pick an owl, any owl. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
362 It's bring your owls to work day. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
363 The A.M.A. says that only with a 10th owl is it officially termed an 'obsession.' 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
364 Next year's "Bring your pet to work day" will have some restrictions. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
365 These are all incredibly stupid. Bring me another. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
366 They ask the questions, not you. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
367 Regretfully, sir, I can't work for a messenger service that's fly-by-night. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
368 H.R. said we can't call them hooters. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
369 I just need one more and then I can get the set of steak knives. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
370 To whom are you speaking? 1.3000 0.04820 100 71 28 1
371 Come on, Meredith, it's for my kid's school. Buy at least one. Jeez! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
372 They can't all be on first, sir. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
373 We're anticipating a resurgence in predatory lending 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
374 I think I've assembled absolutely the wisest cabinet ever assembled. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
375 Miss Pursley, please tell the exaltation of larks I'll see them now. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
376 You don't have to say your name each time. It's a rhetorical question. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
377 Only one therapy animal allowed, Stu. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
378 Cream, no sugar, and nine mice 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
379 A box of field mice and a lot of newspaper, pronto. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
380 Frankly, I don't give a hoot if we have to work the night shift. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
381 I'm surrounding myself with wisdom. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
382 Have you seen my mouse? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
383 Let's see. there's happy, dopey, doc, snoopy, lucy, kermit, curley, moe, and I forget the one on the right. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
384 Good news. The mice are gone. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
385 Apparently, more people give a hoot than anticipated. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
386 They really don't make you look any wiser 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
387 We'll have five chipmunks, four field mice and a tuna salad on rye. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
388 Yes Ms. Jenkins--although it's a real hoot to work in this office, there is always a lot of crap to deal with. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
389 They're looking for my mouse. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
390 If you're not a varmint, Marjory, then you have nothing to worry about. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
391 It's high time we do something about the lack of vision around here. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
392 'What?', Alice, is a REFRESHING question. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
393 I'm not a people person. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
394 Sir, you did say you wanted a team of blood thirsty carnivores that would work all night. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
395 It's one too many owls, isn't it? 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
396 The ad said eco-friendly drones. 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
397 Remember when I told you that my desk drawer squeaked? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
398 Have you seen the mouse for my computer? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
399 It's from WHOM did I get them, not from WHO. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
400 Who needs security cameras. They can swivel their heads 270 degrees. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
401 Apparently, people have been abusing the "Reply Owl" button again. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
402 Towels! I asked for a gift set of towels! 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
403 For the late shift, I said I needed a night owl - not nine owls. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
404 I wanted a table for 9 at Hooters, not a table of 9 hooters!! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
405 Unhackable. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
406 Madam, this is the "who" department. The "what" department is down the hall. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
407 Nine mice and a Caesar Salad, please. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
408 If it's a "WHO" question we can help 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
409 The word you are looking for is Parliament'. It's a 'Congress' of loons, 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
410 Yes, they WOULD make a nice Supreme Court, but . . . 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
411 Their collective wisdom could easily replace the Supreme Court's. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
412 I see nine wise old owls and one bird brain. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
413 No, I said the washroom needed more towels. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
414 Herbert, have you seen my mouse? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
415 They don't give a hoot and neither do I. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
416 Can't you see that I already have enough on my desk? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
417 There are precisely nine, Ms. Jones, so they will never become deadlocked on what to do with the gerbils. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
418 We use email here, Mr. Weasley. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
419 Please get me a cup of coffee and nine mice. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
420 This is a fly-by -night operation. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
421 Goddammit Howard, I said nine towels! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
422 I got you Hooters like you asked. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
423 You may send in the pussycats now, Mrs. Gundersen. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
424 One ham and swiss on wheat, a diet Coke, and 45 field mice 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
425 What happened to the Penguin paperbacks? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
426 Who's the wise guy now? 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
427 Owls are the new ficus. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
428 It's what the Supreme Court is supposed to look like. 1.2917 0.06609 96 78 8 10
429 Bring me the Jones file and a bucket of mice. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
430 Want one? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
431 Coffee, black, and a dozen mice for the owls. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
432 I said I wanted to be a night owl, not I wanted nine owls. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
433 Is this the Hogwarts mail room? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
434 Are you able to identify which one stared at you? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
435 It's a start, but it still doesn't explain the hollering. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
436 They're here to protest EPA funding cuts...and for the air conditioning. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
437 Can any of them play first base? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
438 Well, your taxes are done. They had to pull an all-dayer to finish them though. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
439 You said that you wanted to see my hooters. Did you not? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
440 What I need from you are the 'what,' 'where,' and 'why.' 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
441 It seems I've been accepted at Hogwart's. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
442 Excuse me sir, but your taxidermist is on line one. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
443 Meet the company softball team. Hoo's on first. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
444 Fixed the rodent problem. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
445 Housekeeping called in sick. Again. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
446 I was told a nine owl day was the norm around here... 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
447 Say goodbye to the office rodent problem. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
448 Tell the student assembly that I'm not any closer to choosing a mascot. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
449 Ms Blake - By any chance, did I miss a Hogwarts tuition payment for Ida? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
450 I'm afraid of mice. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
451 No one has a fax machine anymore. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
452 It's a veritable who's who around here. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
453 It's me, Janice, you're secretary. Why do you keep asking who I am? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
454 They’ve agreed to help us find the mole. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
455 They're benchwarmers for each of the Supreme Court justices. 1.2872 0.06700 94 77 7 10
456 We believe these messengers can't be hacked. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
457 I know who. I just don't know why. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
458 Your 3 a.m. is here. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
459 Can I give you a word to the wise? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
460 Lots of Hogwarts mail today. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
461 I would like to introduce you to our newly confirmed Supreme Court Justices. 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
462 We're going to be working late tonight. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
463 So who's working the day shift? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
464 Not so foolish as your standing between them and their mother. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
465 Yes Mary, for the last time, a fucking parliament. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
466 On the bright side, we've solved our pigeon problem. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
467 Not exactly what I meant when I asked you to book The Who. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
468 I'm helping my kid raise money for his school. Want to buy an owl? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
469 I can't resist a sale. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
470 And why do you want to work at Hooters. 1.2872 0.06700 94 77 7 10
471 Oh, and J.K. Rowling called nine times. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
472 The real question is, why? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
473 You hooted, sir? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
474 It's a veritable who's who. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
475 Can you prove my committee is responsible for the droppings on your desk? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
476 Wait until you see what's in the filing cabinet. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
477 No, I said I wanted nine outlets. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
478 The pigeon situation seemed completely controlled and they asked for more responsibility 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
479 Ten, or no deal. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
480 I figure my job is now protected by the Endangered Species Act. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
481 The mousetrap doesn't have to be organic next time. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
482 They are wise and they are predators. Don't you forget that, Mrs. Jennings. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
483 "Clean up on 'owl 9.'" It was a joke Ms. Smithers. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
484 I'm replacing the annual year-end bonus with my new 'give a hoot' program. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
485 I thought we could use more hooting and less hollering around here. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
486 We tried the mousetraps, Mrs. Kravitz, and we tried the cat- but now we are going to try it my way. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
487 They mulled it rigorously. It's 'whom'." 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
488 Despite my colleagues opinion, the correct word is "whom". 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
489 Yes, the glasses make you look smarter. The owls -- not so much. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
490 "I don't care how what your advisors say, it's 'whom'. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
491 Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a hoot! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
492 Nice set, sir, but I'm still not showing you mine. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
493 You have messages from Roger Daltrey, Alfred Hitchcock, and Temple University. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
494 Get me What, Where, When and Why. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
495 I thought I'd add some hooting to all of my hollering. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
496 I got the idea from Trump, Miss Crenshaw. Always surround yourself with the best and wisest council. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
497 I told you, George, a full desk doesn't mean you're busy. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
498 "Meet our new interns. They're a hoot". 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
499 Did Mr Potter leave a forwarding address? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
500 Nancy, would you mind printing a return label for these owls? I ordered the wrong size. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
501 Can you pick up a few dozen field mice at lunch? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
502 They heard we've been working on a better mousetrap 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
503 Overkill, Lois? Well, you don't see any more mice, frogs or field snakes, do you? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
504 OK, you do look wiser. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
505 Ask me if I give a hoot. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
506 There's something different, are those new glasses? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
507 Please stop staring at my hooters. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
508 I told them I don't know, but they all keep asking me the same question. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
509 Unusual yes, but try and find a single vole in this office! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
510 They came with the tree. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
511 Choose the best one for yourself and then send the others in for their bonuses. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
512 Stop staring at my Hooters 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
513 For the last time, it's who not whom in this case. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
514 Alice, you're going to have to stop shopping at Costco. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
515 You realize sir, there's an app for that. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
516 This is not what I meant by improving our corporate vision! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
517 They're willing to work the night shift. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
518 Frankly, I don't give a hoot what the rest of the office thinks. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
519 Show in Mr. Pigeon. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
520 But, unlike drones, they require no FAA approval. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
521 If that's all, Miss Felson, I'd like to get back to regurgitating into their mouths. 1.2778 0.06709 90 74 7 9
522 I'm afraid of mice. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
523 Actually, I really don't give a hoot Ms Guthrie. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
524 I said I needed a Night Owl for the project. Not Nine Owls! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
525 Actually, it's whom, not who. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
526 Take a letter, Miss Bronson. And an owl. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
527 This used to be the Night Desk. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
528 Your obsession with hooters is making me feel uncomfortable. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
529 For the last time, it's "whom"! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
530 Nine dead mice and a macchiato please. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
531 Welcome to Whoo's Whoo in America. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
532 I don't care how many of these owls you make to give POTUS, they still won't make him wise. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
533 Stop staring at my Hooters 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
534 You can cross 'rodent infestation" off the list of grievances. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
535 Meet my Cabinet. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
536 It's a trade off--more hooey, less fake news. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
537 Not 'who.' Whom. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
538 A word to the wise Ms. Fitch. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
539 I asked you to book 9 holes. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
540 I used to have coffee mugs, but people kept taking them. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
541 This isn't what I meant when I said I'll have Hooters for lunch. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
542 They may be wise, but they still can't reach a concensus. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
543 Wisest decision I ever made! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
544 At least the snakes don't bother me anymore. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
545 Another letter campaign from Hogwarts, Mr. Senator? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
546 Choose wisely 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
547 I like to say that I have the biggest hooters in the company. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
548 Email is down again. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
549 Helen, this guy's in our chair again. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
550 I thought you said you wanted hooters for lunch, Sir. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
551 This ten owl workday is not what I expected. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
552 I saw a mouse. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
553 There's no easy way to ask this, Donna, but I've received reports that you're using psychedelic drugs at work. Is there any truth to these allegations? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
554 May I tempt you with one? 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
555 We've decided, Mrs. Carlisle. We'll have one Chicken Caesar and nine live mice. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
556 Now who's the wise guy? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
557 Let me rephrase that: Whom are you looking for? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
558 It's 'WHO', not 'WHOM'! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
559 For the last time, Martha, stop staring at my hooters. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
560 I don't give a hoot, you're fired. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
561 When we need you, Estelle, we'll hoot. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
562 They really do help keep small rodents from cluttering my desk. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
563 They are weary, Ms. Jenson, of your inappropriate use of "whom." 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
564 They were the only ones who would work the night shift. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
565 The Hoot is mightier than the Tweet. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
566 Frankly, Susan, I don't give a hoot. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
567 I wanted a reservation for nine at Hooters. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
568 They're the night shift. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
569 We're outsourcing wisdom. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
570 Sorry, whom. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
571 ...because at Hoot, Beak, and Clawamouse we have traditions, Alice. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
572 Frankly, I don't really give a hoot. And neither do they. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
573 More airmail from Hogwarts? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
574 Apparently, Hogwarts won't take 'No' as an answer. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
575 Because pigeons would be nonsensical. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
576 I'm teaching them to say whom. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
577 Think of it as a rustic surveillance system. I saw them at the EPA liquidation sale and couldn't resist. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
578 Don't you think they make me look wiser? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
579 They want to know who. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
580 I'm just going to have to keep interviewing until I find the right one. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
581 I never meet alone with a woman who is not my wife. 1.2639 0.07659 72 61 3 8
582 All you did was go from an ass to a wise ass. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
583 We have them in training for the Supreme Court. 1.2593 0.06978 81 68 5 8
584 I really need to get off of the Hogwart's mailing list. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
585 The night staff has some demands. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
586 Corporate's "organic" solution to our mouse problem... 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
587 So you see, it was perfectly innocent when I asked to see your hooters. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
588 "Buy Hooters" meant shares in the restaurant. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
589 Yes, but have you ever seen any mice around here? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
590 Their union wants the night shift. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
591 They're protected, but you're fired. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
592 I said we need more TOWELS! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
593 We're looking for someone who gives a hoot. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
594 I'm their consigliere. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
595 Nine?!" I told you, "Night Owls are needed to fill the position. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
596 Three more, and I can retire. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
597 I said Nice Hooters, Not Nine Hooters. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
598 Well, I think we can all agree--never order new company towels using a cell phone. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
599 Who's Who in the office now, Ms. Jenkins? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
600 sir, someone from endangered species act is here 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
601 It's called a "Parliament," Sheila. Frankly, I'm surprised you don't know that by now. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
602 This represents our collective wisdom 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
603 Frankly sir, I just don't give a hoot. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
604 Yes Ms. Crimshack, please stop the ad we ran for a Night Owl. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
605 Because I give a hoot, Miss Pinkley. That's why. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
606 I said I wanted nine towels. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
607 Now, more than ever Ms. Jones, we must give a hoot. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
608 I'm still a man, Marjorie. But now I'm a man with hooters. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
609 Because nine was all they had. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
610 It's whom. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
611 I really do give a hoot. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
612 You know very well where we want to eat. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
613 Do I look any smarter? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
614 Irene, the client owed us nine hours. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
615 I think you've got the Whos covered, but you are a little short on What, When, Where, Why and How. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
616 So, should I cancel the exterminator? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
617 it's not who, it's WHOM. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
618 I need you to handle my correspondence with Hogwarts 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
619 Meet the nightshift. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
620 The boys would like a few more mice on today's pizza. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
621 Who knows? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
622 Change the memo from smart ass to wise guy 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
623 On the contrary, Ms. Johnson; as you can see, I actually give several hoots. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
624 Please show them around, they start tonight. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
625 HR said to stop hiring owly employees........and my mouse is missing again. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
626 Have you decided on a title for your new movie, Mr. Hitchcock? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
627 It's not "Who did you call?" its "Whom did you call?" 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
628 What owls? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
629 I'm not questioning their wisdom; I'm questioning your sanity. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
630 We ascribe to conventional wisdom. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
631 They work nights. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
632 What I said, Miss Hotchkiss, was that I'll need nine solid HOURS for the Acme project. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
633 I think we've got the third shift covered. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
634 I said towels. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
635 Sharon, I'd like you to meet our legal team. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
636 My daughter isn't selling cookies this year, but I know I can count on your continued support. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
637 Of course they're stuffed. Who would keep nine live barred owls on his desk? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
638 Don't you mean whom? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
639 Just pick the one that looks most familiar. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
640 Ms. Sturpitz, can you have General Services find some black robes for our new Supreme Court? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
641 Miss Rowling is on hold again sir. She wants to know if you received her letters. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
642 It's all Betsy DeVos's idea. She figures we won't need as many teachers. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
643 Pulling another owl-nighter? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
644 I'm just saying you're the only one here who doesn't give a hoot. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
645 They're my eyes in ears in the field. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
646 Yes. I am the head of this parliament! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
647 Our night shift is particularly well staffed 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
648 You had fewer owls in your profile pic. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
649 I don't think any of us will come out any the wiser. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
650 I think we're all a little wiser now. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
651 I'm going through another Harry Potter phase. --Willa Ross, Age 11, Santa Monica, CA 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
652 First, I'd like to address the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
653 I don't care if the proper term is "parliament of owls," Mrs. Munson. To me, they're just a bunch of owls, and I want them off my desk. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
654 Winged monkeys were too expensive. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
655 Tell the help desk I need another mouse. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
656 I'll have a roast beef on rye for lunch and our new board of directors would like nine plump mice. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
657 I received more spam from Hogwarts. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
658 Our mice problem is solved. Now we need to find a hawk. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
659 Pastrami on rye, Miss Gordon. And a side of nine small rodents, live. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
660 Would you think I was sweet on you if I offered you one? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
661 I was very satisfied with 8 owls, but you just had to get the ninth, didn't you? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
662 You didn't know that it's "Take Your Owls to Work Day?" 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
663 Because they do give a Hoot, Cynthia. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
664 Because it avoids the whole hacking problem. That's why. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
665 Sir, the courier pigeons are not gonna like this. They will never come back. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
666 Give me an example of a time you had difficulties with a co-worker 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
667 They said I wasn't wise enough for the job. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
668 And how is your night vision? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
669 what's next Mr. Hootie...a blowfish? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
670 No, Who is on line one. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
671 I understand one of you has requested a transfer to the day shift. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
672 I'm going to need more mice 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
673 Just when nobody thought you gave a hoot. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
674 Don't blink, Miss Hitchcock. They hate that. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
675 C'mon, I showed you my hooters; you show me yours. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
676 They were the only nine we could get confirmed 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
677 Now, get a herd of goats. Then we'll be ready for the office Hootenanny. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
678 Send in the mice. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
679 They're real, and they're magnificent. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
680 People are starting to say we're in cahoots. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
681 These are service owls....I have bad night vision. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
682 I'm sorry, we're short two Pussy-cats for Friday's Dance by the Light of the Moon 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
683 Owligarchy 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
684 No one gives a hoot about your tweets. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
685 Nice hooters. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
686 You screeched? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
687 Stop looking at my hooters. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
688 They were out of penguins. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
689 I've been told I need to give a hoot, so take one. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
690 I ordered a Gaggle of Geese, and they sent me an Osculant of Owls. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
691 I don't think the memo regarding the supreme court justices being nocturnal at their desks implied anything to do with hooters.... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
692 The wise have it. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
693 You don't see any pigeons, do you? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
694 Who says I don't give a hoot? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
695 It's a feng shui thing. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
696 Are you in the middle of anything? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
697 The President picks his advisors; I pick mine! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
698 The CEO sent them with a note: "Wise Up" 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
699 They seem interested in what I say. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
700 Sir, I'm sorry, but I don't know which one is Hedwig. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
701 Professor McGonagall has been trying all day to get a hold of you, sir. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
702 I know one of you stole my mouse. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
703 I thought I was applying to Who’s Who. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
704 The mice cancelled their appointment. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
705 That will be enough wisdom for today Delores. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
706 That's "To whom ..." 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
707 Frankly, Ms Jones, I give a hoot! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
708 I think you are being duped; these are not the justices of the Supreme Court. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
709 They cost less than drones and they can make deliveries at night. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
710 The website advertised natural rodent control. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
711 It's a working lunch, Miss Jenkins. Bring us the field mouse menu. 1.2432 0.07151 74 63 4 7
712 We've got a real who's who on the board this year. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
713 I keep telling them it’s ‘To whom it may concern’, but they just won’t listen. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
714 It's not 'who' madame, it's 'whom'. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
715 While your point is valid, neither me nor my colleagues give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
716 I seem to have displaced my mouse. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
717 Sir...your wife is on line one...she has a question about the credit card bill. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
718 The email server is down again. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
719 Do not ask for whom the owls hoot, Doris, you know damn well they hoot for thee. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
720 I don't care how many invitations they send, Janet. I'm not going to the Hogwarts reunion. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
721 Nice set of hooters. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
722 I smell it too. One of them must have had an owl movement! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
723 I think we've overreacted to our mouse problem. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
724 Temple University class of '62. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
725 No no, I distinctly said "moist towelettes" 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
726 Go ahead -- ask me anything. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
727 I had no idea this job would be such a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
728 This is not what I meant when I said "Show me your hooters." 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
729 I said a bunch of moist towelettes! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
730 Don't ask questions, Miss Jenkins- just get me the Tootsie Roll Pops. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
731 Get Dumbledore on line one please. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
732 All my ducks in a row didn't work. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
733 Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” “Who?” "What? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
734 Who indeed. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
735 They keep the pigeons off my desk, why you ask? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
736 My HR team and I have narrowed the application process down to only one question. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
737 Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Precisely. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
738 Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
739 One tuna fish sandwich and nine mice, please. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
740 The HR handbook doesn't say anything about hooters in my office. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
741 Surrounding yourself with wisdom? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
742 As you can see, Mrs. Snodgrass, our rodent problem is well in hand. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
743 Diane, when you asked if I wanted to see your hooters, I may have misunderstood. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
744 They were all out of mouse traps 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
745 I don't give a hoot what they told you! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
746 Cancel my 2 a.m. meeting. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
747 I've chosen the nuclear option on our mouse problem 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
748 What, when and where are on the second floor. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
749 Because it's not what you know, but whoo. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
750 I assure you, I most certainly give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
751 I can't seem to find my mouse, any idea where it went? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
752 Look, I solved our mouse problem, and then I solved our cat problem. At this point, I think you just like having something to complain about. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
753 They give me any more crap and I'm outta here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
754 Despite appearances, I really couldn't give a hoot about whatever it is you're here to tell me. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
755 I've already answered, "Who." What matters is, "Why." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
756 Frankly my dear, we just don't give a hoot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
757 Have you seen my computer mouse? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
758 Don't see them as owls Jan, see them as an opportunity. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
759 Less wisdom than I expected and way more wiping. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
760 That pellet could have come from anyone. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
761 Does this mean I have to pull another all-nighter? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
762 When I said this was odd, I wasn't referring to the number of owls. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
763 It turns heads. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
764 They don't give a hoot 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
765 I thought I was buying a vowel. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
766 Yes, those glasses make you look very smart. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
767 What happened to the bald eagles? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
768 'Sir, shall I give the eagles tomorrow morning off?' 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
769 I want those Hogwarts acceptance letters to go out today. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
770 Because _ten_ owls would be ridiculous. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
771 Of course I'm wearing pants. Why do you ask? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
772 Athens rejected your offer. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
773 It's not you, it's me 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
774 They were on sale. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
775 I really need to get off of the Hogwart's mailing list. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
776 No, Miss McFadden, I said I needed nine medium-sized TOWELS for the workshop attendees. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
777 I'll match my team of advisors against his any day. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
778 The board told me I'd better wise up. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
779 It's according to "WHOM" 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
780 You are correct. The newest one definitely leans to the right. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
781 We're all working late tonight. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
782 One more and we have enough for a meme. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
783 Apparently wiser heads have prevailed. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
784 A word to the wise, Miss Johnson. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
785 Still waiting on some new ideas, but our mice problem has been resolved. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
786 Nice tie. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
787 Joanne, have you seen my mouse anywhere? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
788 It's a special: Buy one get Eight free! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
789 Cleverly asking me 'who's who' will make for a long day around here. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
790 Has the council of elders reached a consensus on what it would like for lunch today? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
791 "No, he's on first"! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
792 They were buy 1, get 8 free. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
793 Three dozen mice and a corned beef on rye. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
794 Ma'am, I'm sorry. The court has ruled and they just don't give a hoot about your problem 1.2400 0.07062 75 64 4 7
795 Who is on the phone. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
796 Do you have a word to the wise? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
797 Due to budget cuts, we've merged the ornithology and library science departments. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
798 But sir, the security cameras also rotate 360 degrees and have nocturnal vision and they won't dive-bomb at the lobby fish tank. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
799 They're cheaper than interns. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
800 I'm being spammed by JK Rowling 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
801 Ok, WHO said WHAT? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
802 Finally, I've found someone who gives a hoot. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
803 In fact, I did stop at Costco on the way home yesterday. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
804 Yes, we know who, but why? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
805 The good news is we no longer have a mouse problem... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
806 And I find your mousiness unprofessional. 1.2361 0.07266 72 62 3 7
807 No...What I said was that I wanted to meet with our hourly workers. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
808 This our weirdest paternity suit yet. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
809 Choose wisely 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
810 Says Who? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
811 They were on sale. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
812 They're smarter than carrier pigeons and they'll work all night. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
813 Would you like to buy a owl? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
814 No, I'm not Lou Costello and I don't know whose on first! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
815 IN TODAY'S WORLD AN MBA IS NOT ENOUGH. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
816 No one can say you don't give a hoot Mr. Johnson! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
817 They're my Cabinet. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
818 This is not what I meant when I said I was hoping to judge a Hooters contest! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
819 They're my eyes around the office. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
820 Thank you for not mentioning my irritable owl syndrome. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
821 I said we could use some more TOWELS around here . . . 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
822 It's a computer mouse I needed help finding. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
823 Well, because nine is a perfect square and they do that cute thing with their heads. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
824 I wanted to raise our level of cuteness while maintaining a certain degree of creepiness. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
825 They make horrible assistants but our mice problem is gone. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
826 The secret is not to give a hoot. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
827 Order me a tuna on rye, nine small rodents and a chocolate rugelach. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
828 Look at all the hoots I don't give! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
829 I assure you, they're not hooting at you in that way. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
830 We all have tickets to see "The Who". 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
831 It's unanimous. We'll have mice for lunch. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
832 I'm not cleaning up after this. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
833 Like my hooters? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
834 'Have you seen my other owl, Miss Grimly?" 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
835 Dorothy, I believe I asked you to order the #9 from Al's. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
836 Since you're allergic to cats, I brought these guys in to handle the mice problem. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
837 but I'm sure I ordered towels 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
838 All we want to know is who did this Who ? Who? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
839 Correction: we had a rodent problem 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
840 I seem to be missing an owl. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
841 I'm not cleaning your desk. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
842 A table AT Hooters, Miss Simpson. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
843 It's 'WHO', not 'WHOM'! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
844 I think I've solved our mice problem. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
845 And please see that all of our Hogwarts interns are set up on email as soon as possible. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
846 Ironically, I'm more concerned with why someone left these owls here. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
847 Once we clarify "who" and "whom," we'll take on the Oxford comma. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
848 That moment when you start feeling better about yourself and the 5 cats you have at home. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
849 I believe you mean "whom." 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
850 One pastrami on rye. And nine field mice. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
851 Actually, they don't give a hoot what you think. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
852 I see you've met the new call center team. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
853 They're filing a class action lawsuit against the new EPA administration. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
854 Who's the boss. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
855 This firm will no longer concern itself with 'what, where, when, and why?' 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
856 I guess you could say I don't give a hoot. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
857 Miss Smith, I'd like you to go out for nine dead mice for my guests and a prune Danish and coffee for me. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
858 I don't give a hoot, after a year, we finally have 9 on the bench again. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
859 Don't you mean whom? 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
860 They have a problem with the new swivel chairs. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
861 Please bring me a box of mice...and then stand back. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
862 Wait, better make that one tuna on rye and three of the small prey and rodent samplers. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
863 Welcome to the night shift! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
864 I wanted penguins, but they ran out of them. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
865 Bob, my mouse is missing from my desk. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
866 Okay, which hoot would you like me to give? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
867 One can never have too much wisdom, Ms. Jones. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
868 When I said, 'who gives a hoot,' I didn't mean it literally. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
869 They were the exterminator's idea. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
870 I get my best work done at night. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
871 They're requesting re-assignment to the night shift. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
872 They save me from having to remember anyone's name. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
873 Madeline, that will be nine tickets to The Who, please. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
874 Those glasses DO make you look smarter. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
875 This large order goes to the White House. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
876 I give a hoot. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
877 It's been two years already... shouldn't you start dating again? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
878 A cup of coffee and nine mice Ms. Stuart. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
879 Pellets, actually. Much better than seagulls. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
880 We bought the wrong Hooters. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
881 Order in a cob salad and nine dead rats. Thanks. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
882 around here its not the what, why, when, and where that's important 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
883 They think differently but I insist the proper usage is 'whom.' 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
884 They're day owls. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
885 Actually, it's "whom". 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
886 It's my new audit team. If its shiny they'll find it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
887 Well, if you must ask, the place was overrun with moles and shrews. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
888 They want me to file a cultural appropriation lawsuit against Hooters. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
889 Have you tried turning them off, then turning them on again? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
890 We really need to get off the night shift. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
891 No, I was referring to these hooters. 1.2239 0.07312 67 58 3 6
892 Yes, your on-line profile "works with parliament" is misleading. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
893 It's mostly night work. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
894 Please don't tell them Who's On First. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
895 We were wondering if something could be done about the lights. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
896 I already know the who, I need you to tell me the what, where, when, and why. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
897 One ham and cheese and 9 field mice. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
898 No, I requested nine copies of Howl by Allen Ginsberg 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
899 I'm the token wise guy. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
900 They're applying for political asylum because of the war on knowledge. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
901 I can't help it. I love hooters. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
902 I just hired them for the night shift! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
903 Oh, just an obscure parliamentary maneuver, that's all. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
904 Why do you keep saying first base? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
905 Try closing the window. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
906 Right now I'm more focused on what, where, when, and why. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
907 It's a hacker-proof mail system. My kid told me about it. Put one on every desk. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
908 Is it 'who' or 'whom'........ I never really know for sure! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
909 Irritable owl syndrome again? I 'll get your pills. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
910 Frankly, Ms. Johnson, I don't give a hoot. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
911 For heavens sake, don't make me ask who. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
912 They are the parliament. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
913 Please take an owl and wait until we call your name. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
914 It's not my fault that for every 9 owls I make, you only make 7.2. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
915 The new nightguards are cheaper by the dozen. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
916 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
917 I find it surprising, Ms. Ferguson, that you think saying 'hooters' in an office environment is offensive. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
918 Well, let me just say that I haven't had a single pigeon land on my desk since I acquired these. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
919 No, Miss Filbert, I'm pretty sure I asked, "whom?" 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
920 No appointments after sundown please. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
921 I said we needed nine store outlets. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
922 I thought you wanted Hooters. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
923 We're all working nights, effective immediately. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
924 No one wants to work nights anymore, I'm looking at outside talent. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
925 A NITE owl, not nine owls! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
926 If you're going to bring a bag of dead mice to the office, we ask that you bring emough for everyone. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
927 Alright......Who's the wise guy? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
928 Your bosses called to say you'd gone AWOWL 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
929 I'm surprised you don't recognize Justice Gorsuch. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
930 When you said you had a meeting with parliament this isn't what we thought. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
931 Barbara, I said I wanted more "tweets," not "hoots." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
932 This is not what I meant by a wise investment. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
933 Sir, one of those owls ate my mouse. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
934 We'll be pulling an all-nighter. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
935 Yes, but you don't see any starlings landing on my desk, do you? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
936 Whom!?," not "Who? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
937 Why no one told me our new printer is a 3D printer? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
938 Now my computer's mouse is missing too! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
939 Apple's trademark prevents us from calling it a 'Genius Bar.' 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
940 We're not out of the woods yet, Ms. Meyers 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
941 I'm a bit of a nine owl. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
942 Tell him we have plenty of whos, but we're completely out of whats, whens, wheres, whys and hows. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
943 Meet the new graveyard shift workers. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
944 Lose the glasses 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
945 Pidgeon problem solved. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
946 I'm an unofficial member of the parliament. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
947 #OWLLIVESMATTER 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
948 Do these owls make me look Wise? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
949 Miss Greeley, tell the lab rat's union's representative that I'm ready to discuss their working conditions complaints. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
950 Come for lunch with us Ms Haversham, It'll be a hoot! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
951 They needed me for a minyan. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
952 I told you not to turn on the lights when you entered, Mrs. Jeffries. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
953 One question at a time, please. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
954 Take an owl , Miss Jones 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
955 There's Danish and a box of mice in the conference room. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
956 Not 'who.' Whom. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
957 It's bring your owls to work day. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
958 They volunteered to help me with my all-nighter. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
959 They call me the who's-who of Accounts Payable. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
960 They're prescription. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
961 They just showed up on my desktop. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
962 I'm sorry, you need the "what" desk. And no, I can't tell you "where" it is. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
963 I said, "Bring me some towels." 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
964 What, Where, How and When are arriving next week. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
965 Ms. Jones, cancel all my nocturnal apppintments. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
966 Unleash the mice. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
967 I find less people bother me when I have birds of prey all over my desk. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
968 The boss said to hire more workers who give a hoot. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
969 Your new assistants are really turning some heads. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
970 Hold all my calls. I'm waiting for an owl movement. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
971 What did you THINK I meant by "hooters"? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
972 Drones were too expensive. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
973 Hogwarts called, sir, and they're ready to negotiate. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
974 That's nine "who?" from them and one "hello" from me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
975 You've got mail. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
976 They'll be taking over the night shift. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
977 We're going to need newspaper. Lots of newspaper. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
978 Well, you said I should pick up a hobby, so I've picked up taxiderming. Do you want one? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
979 Is this a bad time to ask you for a raise 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
980 Since Brexit this parliament has been meeting here. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
981 They keep my garden rodent-free. I want them to see what I do. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
982 Ms. Dorchester... When I left my office last night, I had 10 owls. Today I have 9. Can you explain? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
983 When the pigeon comes, send him in. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
984 They remove the temptation to clutter my desk. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
985 A turkey club and nine mice, thank you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
986 Well, at least I'm moving forward on a plan for the pigeon problem.. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
987 You really need to get over your fear of mice. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
988 The pet store assured me that I had purchased two females ... 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
989 This is not what I meant when I asked you to send me workers who gave a hoot about our company. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
990 Whom!?," not "Who? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
991 When I said I wanted hooters around, I wasn't trying to be politically correct. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
992 Do we have any newspapers? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
993 Tell Mr. Potter the answer is still "no." 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
994 We've figured out who. Now for where, what, and how. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
995 Worse still, I can't find my mouse. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
996 It's not what you know,....... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
997 They keep away the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
998 What were you expecting when you ordered the 'Harry Potter' desk? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
999 But they will be worth eighteen in the bush. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1000 You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a hoot. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1001 If you're going to ask my name, be sure you start with the word 'what.' 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1002 Those do not make you look any wiser. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1003 You wouldn't happen to have a field mouse on you, by any chance? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1004 I don't care how you communicated in your old job, in this office we use e-mail. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1005 You weren't kidding when you said this place is for the birds. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1006 Yes, it is owl about me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1007 Let me tell you who's who. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1008 Owl call you. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1009 Don't worry, they only work nights. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1010 I specifically asked for nite owls - not nine owls - nite owls. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1011 Let us prey. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1012 I'm not a morning person either. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1013 One more and I get the 11th one free. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1014 In my day, students gave me apples. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1015 I know; it's weird. These seem to be day owls. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1016 St Louis is looking for a new first baseman. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1017 File these under 'O'. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1018 I need you to train the night shift. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1019 When the cat's away, the mice WON'T play. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1020 I told IT I wanted a messaging system that couldn't be hacked. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1021 If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, befuddle them with owls. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1022 This job's a hoot! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1023 I'm pulling an all nighter. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1024 What's the second part of your potato chip advertising idea? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1025 I am still none the wiser 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1026 I agree Ms. Keller, they are nice hooters. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1027 Will that be owl for today, sir? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1028 Tell IT that I need more mice. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1029 Well, after spending an hour with them, I can safely say they may be wise. But they are not good communicators. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1030 Your boss, that's who. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1031 They're my service animals. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1032 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1033 The prey are here to see you. Shall I invite them in? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1034 That's the last time I ever get drunk and shop on Etsy. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1035 Again?! You know nothing ever gets done when the parliament is involved. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1036 I'll only answer questions regarding the what, where, when, or why. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1037 I was quite clear, Miss Hughes, I asked you to order me a new set of towels.... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1038 I see you've gone back to using your old twitter account. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1039 No, the glasses don't make you look wiser. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1040 I asked you to order nine awls! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1041 No, they don't make you look smarter. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1042 There are twenty more in the lobby, Senator. Something about their Uncle Woodsy and your coal vote. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1043 "Sir - just because they abolished the EPA doesn't mean you can take matters into your own hands - the ADA will be next. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1044 They can't file or type, but they'll work for mice. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1045 So, where are the pussycats? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1046 Who is on line 1 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1047 I hate mice. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1048 Who's asking? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1049 And we say it's who not whom 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1050 Is this how the EPA is sending its warnings these days? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1051 Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a hoot. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1052 I don't give a hoot, but they do. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1053 This is what happens when you call the wrong exterminator. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1054 Horton in personnel wants to see you. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1055 I'm trying to teach them to when to use whom 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1056 You have got that covered....so what's, where, when, and how? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1057 Attorney General, Secretaries of State, Defense, Treasury, Education, Jared, Ivanka, Eric, Donald Jr. They're all fantastically smart. Believe me. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1058 You may wish to rethink your mousy appearance, Ms. Smithers. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1059 Do you recall Pokemon Go, Ms. Levitt? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1060 They call themselves The Who. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1061 It's owl or nothing, Cynthia. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1062 I'm counting nine. I believe ten is a Hoot. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1063 In human resourcss, we do not focus on what, why, when or how 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1064 I'm what's referred to as a hootenanny. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1065 At long last, I've confirmed the "Three Licks" hypothesis. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1066 "How many more times are you gonna make me say it"? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1067 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked if I could see your hooters. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1068 "Tell them I said, 'Tax Attorney'". 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1069 They don't win many games. But between innings they do a great cover of "Who's on First. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1070 'They will be great for the night shift' 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1071 I know the who...but how about the what, why, where, when and how? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1072 Miss Tompkins, I ordered nine "awls". 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1073 Helen had to think long and hard about how to tell George his idea for removing the rat problem wasn't going to be received well. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1074 Contact Hogwarts. Tell them them my inbox is full. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1075 Meet the nightshift. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1076 Looks like we will be working late tonight... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1077 PR video. They ran out of puppies 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1078 Who or whom is in charge here ? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1079 The night shift and I have a few questions for you, Martha. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1080 Who, who, who, who did you say was my next appointment? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1081 Sure. You do seem wiser now. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1082 The Tootsie pop licking focus group is ready. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1083 They're protected. See if you can find them their own office, ok? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1084 Yes, it is the 21st century, Ms Stemphel, but this is the secretarial reality at Hogwarts, Inc. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1085 If you were a proctologist, what would you display on your desk? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1086 No, I don't think they make you look smarter. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1087 With all due respect, sir, you requested a pack of all-natural mouse traps. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1088 Your job is being owlsourced. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1089 ...and then we thought, maybe Rowling is onto something here. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1090 More spam from Hogwarts? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1091 Is it just possible, Ms. Barnes, that we've misinterpreted, "hygge"? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1092 To whoo, whoo, whom are you speaking? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1093 Can IT add 'Hogwarts' to our spam filter please? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1094 A venti non-fat latte and nine field mice. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1095 I know you're wondering...why not an even ten? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1096 No Janice! I hadn't noticed. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1097 The proper response is Who not Whom. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1098 I was willing to sit on all nine eggs for you, but you can make your own damn coffee. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1099 |What are all these owls doing on my desk, Miss Johnson?" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1100 They keep away the pigeons. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1101 I thought I mentioned them in the interview. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1102 I said: "Night owl NOT nine owls" 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1103 Janet, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be a parliament member. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1104 I understand you don't give a hoot, but corporate reports are still due on Friday. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1105 Yes, Miss Winters, we USED to have a mouse problem. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1106 I have the solution to our pigeon problem. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1107 Because I like them. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1108 Yes, we're rid of the mouse. But at what cost? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1109 Yes. I charge by the owl. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1110 Turns out I'm a cat person. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1111 I've got the taxidermist on the line. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1112 Apparently there was a mix-up at the Easter Bunny factory 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1113 Is this job a hoot, or what?! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1114 I wasn't being taken seriously with the barrel of monkeys. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1115 Add some live mice to the lunch order. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1116 It appeared to Mildred that Bob's obsession with hooters had gone too far. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1117 Well, Mrs. Contell who is the wisest of us all? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1118 Order more mice. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1119 Miss Horton, you heard what?! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1120 Would you like it better if I said it was for science? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1121 Frankly, I don't give a Hoot 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1122 You've got mail. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1123 They are here to help us with our 360 review. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1124 I said, I needed towels, not owls 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1125 Get me the Barnstall contract and two dozen mice. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1126 We're hoping this will get rid of the pigeons. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1127 And a basket of voles with that coffee. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1128 Sorry to tell you, but, not one of us gives a hoot. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1129 It's the definitive who's who. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1130 Casting call for 'The Maltese Owl'. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1131 It's a real Who done it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1132 It's burning the night OIL, sir. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1133 We'll be saving on night security. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1134 Now we're working on what, when, where and why. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1135 "Right now we only have day shift positions available". 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1136 Why would somebody who spills coffee request paper owls? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1137 Miss Jones, bring me nine pussycats. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1138 You really think this is wise? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1139 Well, Mrs Jackson, if you have an issue with our new owners then I suggest you find a position in a different mouse hospital. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1140 Apparently, I really pissed off J.K. Rowling this time. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1141 I have to leave a little early again today. We're still barn hunting. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1142 Irving, no matter how many owls you adopt, you won't get any wiser. Now, clean off your desk. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1143 You didn't say a word when Jim brought his service flamingoes! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1144 Where's Waldo? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1145 Actually, they are quite stupid. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1146 They're a veritable who's who. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1147 You're too old to get a Hogwarts letter, Jerry. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1148 "Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who may I say is calling? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1149 Correctly guess which owl is the wisest, and I'll close the wage gap for you. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1150 No wise cracks, please. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1151 Actually, I do give a hoot. Take your pick! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1152 Well yes. I guess technically that does make you the Hoot Nanny. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1153 Our barn is being remodeled. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1154 Its not who but whom left them there! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1155 Yes, it is now our policy to give a hoot. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1156 Do you really think they make me look wiser? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1157 Where's Who's Who? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1158 Tread wisely. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1159 Not a very efficient desk is it? Sure your work is guarded all night, but you can never leave out your mouse. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1160 Who's here to see me? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1161 We need to keep track of my owl movements 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1162 Who's the wise guy? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1163 Owl be damned. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1164 It's called a Sanctuary workspace, Barb. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1165 What makes you think I give a hoot! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1166 We are looking for more diversity on the night shift. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1167 It's not what you know, Ms. Parker. It's whoo. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1168 Whooo's on first? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1169 We can't disturb them, it's their first Parliamentary sitting. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1170 Is this wise? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1171 They're our new cartoon editors. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1172 They'll protest until we start paying shift differential for night work. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1173 I have a difficult time telling whoo is whoo. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1174 Have you seen my mouse? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1175 Are we so concerned about our emails being hacked that we are now resorting to owl message delivery, sir? 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
1176 Ask me if I give a hoot about the board's allegations. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1177 Sarah, have you seen my computer mouse? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1178 The Hogwarts tax returns are ready to go 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1179 Personally I don't give a hoot which one you choose. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1180 A word? Miss Jones, when you have a moment... 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1181 My ex-wife never used to give a hoot, but look at me now. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1182 Tell marketing I want our logo to be a potato chip. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1183 I upgraded from snail mail. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1184 If the company handbook doesn't address it specifically then I don't see the problem. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1185 Susan, meet our board of directors. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1186 I just thought it'd be a hoot. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1187 We really need to replace the intercom system, Gladys. I clearly said 'nine towels'! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1188 Our new belt-tightening policy requires additional evening shifts. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1189 Please tell our facilities manager that I wanted him to distribute more TOWELS. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1190 That would be unwise 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1191 Is that Owl, sir? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1192 My kid is applying to Wizard School. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1193 Frankly Ms. Higgins, I don't give a hoot. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1194 technically the are a parliament, Gina. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1195 I am planning to send a lot of tweets. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1196 Quite frankly, I couldn't give a hoot. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1197 At least the mice are gone. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1198 A word from the wise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1199 Yes, I'm Horton 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1200 I believe you mean to say 'whom.' 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1201 We will take nine sandwiches and Bob wants a yogurt parfait 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1202 Let's go for an even dozen. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1203 And why do you think I give a hoot? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1204 OK, now all we need is the What,Where,When,and Why. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1205 Whatever happened to What, Where, When and Why? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1206 Your 'I don't give a hoot' behavior has been brought to my attention. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1207 I can't answer their question, of course, but they make me stop and think. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1208 "Who said,Whoo"? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1209 Don't worry, sir. I'm sure you're wiser than at least one of them. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1210 I'm afraid only one pussy cat showed up. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1211 Look, if they make you so nervous, maybe you should lose those squeaky shoes. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1212 Owl get back to you. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1213 I should have been clearer when I asked you to book "The Who. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1214 And cc Granger, Weasley, Longbottom, and Hagrid. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1215 I see you've solved your squirrel problem. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1216 They're looking for work now that polluting is back in style. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1217 So where is the pussycat? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1218 They give me gravitas. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1219 I assure you Madam, it's who not whom. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1220 The committee also wants to know what, when, where, and why. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1221 I said the office bowling team, George. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1222 Who's your daddy? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1223 When you said there was a rat in accounting, I presumed it was a metaphor. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1224 Meet the Mensa applicants. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1225 There's a Dr. Who to see you. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1226 No Miss Jones, I asked you to buy me 'fine towels'. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1227 If you still can't guess the phrase, maybe you'd like to buy an owl? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1228 That's right Helen, one for each department and two for the President. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1229 I thought we agreed to use Muggle mail. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1230 What's a harbinger? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1231 Trust me, it's going to be a hoot. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1232 Edith, I asked that we consider hiring nightowls. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1233 On second thought, Gladys, make that nine mice and one tuna on wheat. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1234 You can go home, Ms. Spencer. I'm in for all-nighter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1235 Personally, I don't give a hoot. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1236 This would be a lot more bearable if you stopped saying, nice hooters. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1237 Yes, Mrs. Jenkins, I now officially give a hoot. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1238 Yes Mary, your April Fool's joke is a "hoot." 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1239 You certainly turn heads, Mr. Banks. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1240 Be yourself. They love shrews. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1241 Some bosses like to be surrounded by "Yes" men. Bill preferred "Who" men. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1242 That's the last time I'll ask for tech help. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1243 Please show our guests to the barn. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1244 I need ten owls, not nine. Go find another one! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1245 *My inbox is too full to receive any more messages." 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1246 They pecked at the keyboard but devoured the mouse. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1247 For my retirement party, I asked the management if I can be treated to Hooters, and this is what I found in my office. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1248 I distinctly remember saying we needed to order more towels. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1249 Just to be clear Ms. Lombardo, I was talking about them, not your boobs. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1250 Glad you're here. Will you prey with us? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1251 Welcome to parliament! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1252 Miss Brooks, we will have lunch in the office today--please order nine mice and a spinach salad. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1253 Miss Shrewsbury, once again, I did not "hoot at your caboose!" 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1254 So that is one black coffee and nine frozen mice, correct? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1255 I've been here all night. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1256 Alright, so who's the wise guy? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1257 Would you let the rodents in Ms Harper 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1258 Maybe I should try to improve my disposition . . . 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1259 Keeps away the vultures and hedge funders. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1260 Got tired of "yes" men and went with "who". 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1261 Your job review is on my desk Mrs. Baxter – good luck. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1262 Alright, it was Marge who took your sandwich from the fridge. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1263 As you can see, Miss Jones, I'm already up to my neck in hooters. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1264 You'll be working nights starting Monday. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1265 I've always wanted to be a Member of Parliament. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1266 Miss Dobson, we have a mole in this organization 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1267 Does it make you look smarter? No. Insane? Yes. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1268 Henderson, when I said no one gives a "hoot " about your project, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1269 They were cheaper than a guard dog 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1270 Lets concentrate on WHAT,WHEN,WHERE and HOW. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1271 Come back later. I'm meeting with parliament right now. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1272 I couldn't leave them at home. They won't nap during the day. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1273 Harold, did you pull another owl nighter? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1274 I have some bad news, we are out of mice. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1275 Who? Owl get back to him after lunch. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1276 I'm sorry, Mr. Dalton, but a 'parliament of owls' won't help us stay in the EU. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1277 Harassment? Sorry. Our new Human Resources Department doesn't give a hoot. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1278 That's right, Ms. Johnson, I'm putting you on the new Hooters account. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1279 Sir, I know you think the Owls have improved office morale, but the employees see the trail of mouse carcasses coming from your doorway as a bad omen 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1280 The vet called, she can't get you in to see the irritable owl syndrome specialist til next week. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1281 Oops, my mistake. That should have been ONE lemon poppy seed scone and NINE dead mice. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1282 Couldn't afford hitmen, just harbingers. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1283 I'm allergic to cats! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1284 I don't give a hoot who your advisors are 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1285 Why would I give a hoot? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1286 Marcy, I don't know either if it's to who they belong, or to whom they belong. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1287 You may have heard 'night owl' in the interview, but I definitely said, 'I have nine owls.' 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1288 It really took the Meyers-Briggs results to show me that the family photos, the cactus, the clicky-clacky balls and the desk pen set isn't really ME. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1289 Can you pick out the next Wise Potato Chip mascot 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1290 Of course, I said we need more night owls, but.... 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1291 I care that you see them too, more than I care what they want. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1292 It's a veritable who's who of our research wing. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1293 You may very well not, as you so eloquently put it, "give a hoot", Miss Damon, but I assure you, my Board of Directors will. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1294 Parliament is in session! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1295 The good news is that our mouse problem is solved... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1296 9 dead mice and a coffee, no sugar. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1297 It's clear ONE of us has an obsession 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1298 Whoooo do I speak to? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1299 You never can have too many owls. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1300 I told my wife that I wanted Hooters for my birthday. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1301 Good morning Miss Smith. Remember, you have only one chance, so choose wisely. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1302 It's 'whom,' madam. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1303 I see you've noticed my hooters. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1304 They're in charge while I'm away. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1305 I was looking for something not quite so wise. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1306 Marge, this isn't what I envisioned when you bragged about your hooters. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1307 Okay, I got Angry Birds on my desktop - now what? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1308 Yes Rose, I've finally joined the rat race. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1309 Excuse me, sir. I see you're busy meeting with your brain trust again. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1310 Owl get back to you. Owl see you later. Owl be OK. Oh, stop me.! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1311 Remember, it's whom do you want to see? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1312 I'm not sure this new messaging program is working out. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1313 I'll have the chicken salad and my friends will share the rodent platter. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1314 You have no idea how demeaning it is when you stare at my hooters. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1315 I think you'll enjoy working here at Hooters, Miss Balmish. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1316 Ms.Brown,can we discuss some new responsibilities I need you to handle? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1317 I hate mice. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1318 I said, "let's invest in oil futures." Oil. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1319 You would be wise to follow their advice. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1320 Turns out you can have exposed hooters at work. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1321 On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1322 They supervise all my private meetings with women. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1323 It's true. I'm so wise, owls come to me for answers. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1324 Bring your pet to work day has been a big hit, except Ferguson can't find his hamster. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1325 The ex said she couldn't take them this week. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1326 Ever since we landed Hogwarts as a client, business is booming. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1327 it's not who, it's WHOM. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1328 We get it, Todd. You work late nights. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1329 Their looking for advice on building a nest egg. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1330 Parliament is about to be in session. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1331 You can file them under "O." 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1332 Do you want to buy an owl? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1333 At least the mouse is gone. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1334 Go ahead and ask; one of my assistants knows. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1335 Owls...what owls? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1336 I trust their judgement, Ronda. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1337 I'm incompetent, but surrounded by wisdom! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1338 I actually meant the other kind of 'wise guys' 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1339 Isn't this a hoot? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1340 Linda, you've got to get better at spreadsheets - I only ordered one owl. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1341 I just can't tell whose hoo. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1342 Ms. Pussykat, how many pea-green boats are currently in stock? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1343 Mother was exactly right. About everything. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1344 You hooted for me sir? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1345 Tell Harry Potter to pick up his mail. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1346 I said we needed more WOWs! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1347 They work the night shift. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1348 This is not what I was expecting when you said you'd joined parliament. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1349 I asked for extra towels! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1350 I requested the nite-owl desk, not the nine-owl. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1351 Yeah, you're the Queen, and this is your Parliament ! " 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1352 They work the night shift. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1353 5-4 decision...You're Fired! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1354 A Hootenanny 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1355 You know, I get that question a lot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1356 They're owls. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1357 Sorry, sir, but you still don't look any wiser to me. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1358 They’re all wise, but the second from the left is the wisest. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1359 Who's here 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1360 You can go home, the night shift is here 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1361 Ok, but how about the "what" and "why?" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1362 And you don't look like Tippi Hedren. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1363 That's owl I know 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1364 I've decided to back the conventional wisdom . 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1365 So, where are the pussycats? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1366 I said, "To WHOM it May Concern." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1367 Alice, please make a reservation for a party of ten at Hooters 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1368 Frankly, Miss Wilson, I don't give a hoot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1369 Owl shortage, says who? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1370 You can change everything in here, but the owls stay. They always stay. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1371 Turns out I'm a wizard, Ms. Rice. You have my resignation. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1372 Please check on that order of lemmings. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1373 Have you considered therapy? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1374 They can deliver messages, answer calls and maintain eye contact without getting passive aggressive. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1375 Good morning Mr. Weis, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise, Mr. Wise. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1376 They get quite nasty if you don't refer to them as a parliament of owls. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1377 In that use it would be "who" not "whom". 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1378 Crazy like an owl, Miss Frobisher. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1379 My dyslexia has reached new owls. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1380 Who called? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1381 Still convinced the mice are out to get you? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1382 Mrs. Smelkinson,I know you just started last week, but it's time for you to identify who's "Who." 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1383 Do I seem wiser? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1384 Hourly reports, Ms. Blenkinsop. Not owly. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1385 9 freshly killed shrews and one danish. And something for the owls as well. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1386 Third Shift. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1387 Well, we don't have a mice problem anymore. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1388 Working here has been a real hoot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1389 They're looking for a pellet court. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1390 They're Wise Guys. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1391 In this job you can never have enough symbolic wisdom. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1392 I tried to tell them I'm not that kind of night owl. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1393 Would you please check my appointment book? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1394 They're afraid of the fake hawk hanging from the soffit 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1395 Who may I help you? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1396 Sorry, Personnel wondered why you called for some night owls. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1397 You're falling behind on your messages again, Gary. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1398 No, Eldon, I don't have time to guess their names. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1399 I'd like you to meet our night crew. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1400 I was finally accepted in to Whoooo's Who this year. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1401 They can reshelve in very dim light after hours. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1402 If that's all, Mr. Godfrey, I'll leave you to your hooting and screeching. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1403 It's sort of like herding cats. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1404 There was a buy one get eight free sale. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1405 That's the last time I get wasted and shop on Etsy. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1406 When I asked for a Parliament, Ms. Johnson, I meant a cigarette. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1407 As you can see, I have accumulated a lot of wisdom. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1408 They may look wise, but the parrots definitely could hold better conversations. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1409 It's going to be another late night. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1410 Yes, but they all have different personalities. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1411 I said we needed to hire talent scouts, not taloned scouts. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1412 They were just selected by Who's Hoo. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1413 Now, what do you bring to the table? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1414 The good news: they're smart. The bad news: they only work at night. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1415 Who let the owls out/ hoo hoo hoo 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1416 Actually we have many folks here who do give a hoot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1417 You're all in cahoots, aren't you? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1418 I warned you this plague was coming. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1419 But they're my therapy owls. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1420 We provide 24 hour service and look at all angles of your problem 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1421 Can you order some mice for lunch? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1422 So who gives a hoot? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1423 Bottom line is you must give a hoot and work nights to keep your job here, Miss Perkins. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1424 The What, When, Where, Why, and How Departments are just down the hall. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1425 Hell, yeah, they're collectable. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1426 Bob, people are starting to talk. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1427 You're just in time for the hootenanny 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1428 We have filled the 9th vacancy. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1429 They're not pigeons. Who's ever seen a flock of pigeons on an office desk before? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1430 Hoo, what, where, when and how? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1431 Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, wants to know? 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
1432 I said I needed 9 'hours' to get it done. Hours!! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1433 All this wisdom isn't helping me get any work done. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1434 Come with me, Margaret, and be free of chipmunks forever. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1435 Phyllis, what's a quorum for a parliament of owls? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1436 You will be closely watched during your trial period. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1437 Only after molting season was Edith able to find Thomas at his desk. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1438 I said we needed nine store outlets. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1439 Well, they can type 80 words per minute ... but they ask too many questions. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1440 You still have to do the harrassment training, Jerry. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1441 Mr. Horton, do you hear a who? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1442 Please send Walter Pidgeon in. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1443 I have fully staffed the night shift. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1444 Hoos calling. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1445 Well, yes, I am the only 9-time winner of the 'Wisest Man In the Company' Award. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1446 They're the new applicants for the night shift. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1447 Who is replacing me for my night shift? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1448 Sir, the lab has filed a missing mice report. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1449 Who said I don't give a hoot about this company? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1450 I really didn't mean it when I said that a few hooters around here might attract more customers. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1451 I am interviewing for night watchmen. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1452 Building maintenance requests that you lay down newspaper before the Board meeting starts. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1453 They're hiring me to find their dad, last seen in a beautiful pea-green boat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1454 Make that ten mice, Miss Cartwright. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1455 When I asked for secretaries that would turn heads, this isn't what I meant. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1456 We're replacing you with nine of them, you should be flattered. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1457 One is full of vodka, the rest are just regular taxidermies. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1458 The real question is why aren't YOU at your desk. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1459 You've been turning a lot of heads around here lately. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1460 I have gathered our customer service representatives together to get a little sunlight. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1461 We ordered a secret air weapon to defeat ISIS but autocorrect changed it to MICE. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1462 What do you think? Too much clutter? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1463 This is the Corporate Communications Office, Mr. Price, not the Ministry of Magic. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1464 I'm sorry, ma'am. This is a taxidermy office. The plastic surgeons office is down the hall. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1465 Well we already have the night shift covered. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1466 No, what I said was invite the best and the brightest from the Third Branch. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1467 I know I said "Hooters" for lunch, but.... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1468 So how did the retreat go? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1469 "They've been selling like hoot cakes". 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1470 I don't know. Let me consult my parliament. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1471 Evidently the cafeteria is out of mince, quince, and runcible spoons. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1472 The night shift's a hoot. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1473 It's a win-win. They're not only wise, but non-partisan. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1474 I re-read my memo and realized that I left the "b" off when I requested 9 bowls for this afternoon's meeting. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1475 With women, it's cats. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1476 Yes sir, you look much wiser. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1477 I seek the wisdom to know the difference. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1478 They look wise. That's good enough for me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1479 I thought you would not be in today!? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1480 Who or whom? Who gives a hoot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1481 So, tell me... why do you want to work at Who's Who? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1482 "Who's on first?" 'Who said that?' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1483 Sorry, Athena, there's only room for 9. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1484 I was not hooting at you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1485 'Yes, order me an ambrosia salad with pumpernickel toast. Oh, and 9 mice." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1486 Send in Mr. Radcliffe. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1487 Nice hooters. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1488 Fenwick, wisdom is qualitative, not quantitative. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1489 What do you mean you are replacing us with a wiser staff? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1490 "Give a hoot....take a hoot"! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1491 I thought you were going to get all your DUCKS in a row. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1492 Well, you can't expect me to watch everyone on my team. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1493 Must be time to leave, the night owls have arrived 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1494 Hey Pat, I'd like to buy an owl. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1495 The memo saying that we are allowed wildlife on our desk was referring to plants. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1496 Ms. Jenkins, I think I speak for all of us when I say, we don't give a hoot. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1497 We could just buy some mousetraps. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1498 Night owls. I said we need night owls. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1499 Joan, I meant I wanted a box of cigars! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1500 To attract younger software engineers, we've started sending Harry Potter-themed job offers. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1501 By the time they shutter the EPA, I'll have cornered the market on spotted owls. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1502 Wizard battle last weekend. We need to notify some next of kin. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1503 Your first day at Who's Who? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1504 I had asked for more outlets, but this will work fine. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1505 Remind me not to tell you next time we have a mouse problem. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1506 Clear my schedule, Allison. Me and the boys are staying out all night. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1507 Margaret, the night shift is threatening to strike unless something is done about the bright lighting 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1508 Now, do I look Wiser? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1509 I keep losing my mouse. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1510 I thought it was a clear case of nepotism, too. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1511 At least no one can say you don't give a hoot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1512 Ordinary Wizarding Levels. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1513 I would like you to notify the Accounting Department that they are all being replaced immediately. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1514 Reservation for 10 at Hooters, Ms. Deming. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1515 I don't give a hoot if my helpers are too cute; they're also astute! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1516 They're not as wise as I thought. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1517 Rest assured; wiser heads will prevail! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1518 For the tenth time, I'd like to speak with George. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1519 Third Base! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1520 Find me a book on parliamentary procedure. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1521 I've called a meeting of parliament. What do you think it looks like? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1522 It's not that I don't give a hoot, Nancy. If anything, I give too many. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1523 You don't hear them complaining about working nights, do you? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1524 It's take your owl to work day. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1525 It's not sexist; these ARE my hooters. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1526 Madam, it should be clear by now that we don't give a hoot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1527 Who? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1528 Okay, okay--"to WHOM it may concern." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1529 Did you notice we no longer have a mouse problem 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1530 Another look-alike contest, Alfred? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1531 How do I get Hogwarts to stop spamming me? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1532 It exudes the aura of wisdom.......your question? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1533 Email all users, please: No borrowing birds without permission. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1534 No, Mr. Butler, I don't know who took your computer. But I have an idea about the mouse." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1535 I found that with more owls, it takes fewer licks overall to get to the center. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1536 I see you've taken care of your pigeon problem. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1537 When the consultants said to surround yourself with wise counsel, I am pretty sure they did not have this in mind. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1538 If it's wisdom you seek, you've obviously come to the right place. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1539 You said I should get to know the "who's who" in this town! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1540 They're cheaper than security cameras. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1541 I see Temple University is hinting around for a donation. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1542 I'm sorry ma'am, but the whats, whys, wheres, whens, and hows have already been taken. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1543 They're a bit more difficult to care for than cats but if you have a real problem with mice, this is the way to go. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1544 Tell Harry Potter to just email me 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1545 Miss Peters, you disappoint me. I never would have taken you for an owl hater. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1546 I like owls. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1547 I'm sorry, who? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1548 You can't have too many owls on your desk. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1549 Parliament is now in session! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1550 Don't look at me like that, I know signing up for that Hogwarts newsletter was a mistake. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1551 Stan, I think you're forgetting our policy regarding personal items in the work space... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1552 For the tenth time, who is here to see me? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1553 I know there's nine of them, Ms Buckley. I can count. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1554 Let me guess, you ordered 9 outlets using speech recognition software. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1555 Some bosses don't give a hoot, but not me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1556 Frankly, I don't give a Hoot 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1557 Call Harry Potter and tell him to stop leaving messages. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1558 You're the first applicant who understands the meaning of "hootnanny." 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1559 Pick the real one and you get a raise and a pet. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1560 I tied to stop them sir, but they said that they're all here for the Hooters interview. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1561 There's a Dr. Who to see you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1562 Batman is here to see you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1563 Well, Cheryl, aren't you just a hoot? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1564 I think it's safe to remove them from the endangered species list. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1565 I've been advised that our new motto is: "We don't give a hoot." 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1566 This is ridiculous! How is it possible that everybody's computer mouse could disappear at the same time? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1567 One of our owls is missing. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1568 Just tell him I don't give a hoot! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1569 So far I have taught them to say, "What? Where? and When?" 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1570 Mildred,I need nine pussycats and nine pea green boats,stat! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1571 Well, think it was a wise investment. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1572 Our rodent and reptile issues are over. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1573 I just thought we needed fresh eyes on the case. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1574 I said “love those hooters, baby,” not “love those baby hooter!" 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1575 The board has voted, in their infinite wisdom, to increase their director's compensation by an extra three rats and one mole per month. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1576 The chinchillas are no longer a problem. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1577 There are a lot of mice 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1578 Wisdom, my ass. These are for catching mice. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1579 I prefer listening to A Flock of Seagulls. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1580 As far as parliaments go, this one looks pretty good. 1.1731 0.07631 52 47 1 4
1581 Ok. I get it. No more Indian mascot. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1582 Let me know when you're done with your Hitchcock moment. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1583 Are those to scare the crows away or just me? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1584 Remember when they used to give us apples? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1585 You'll be handling some new duties, now. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1586 For Pete's sake, hire me some morning people. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1587 Today must be the tryouts for first base. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1588 Did you hit "reply all" again? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1589 Martha this is not what I meant when I said I love Hooters. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1590 You're right, it's time we turn the lights on. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1591 I see you've received many applications from Hogwarts for the new position. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1592 Reagan had jelly beans. I got owls. Please, help yourself. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1593 Stop saying "who?", you know damn well I'm talking to you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1594 Well, but have you seen any rodents in the office, Ms. Adams? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1595 I rely on the wisdom of the crowd. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1596 I just hired the new night shift. They will start Monday. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1597 This isn't what it seems. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1598 For the LAST time, I'm not that kind of vet! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1599 Owl have what he's having. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1600 I said we'd need nine HOURS to finish this project. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
1601 They usually work nights. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1602 Who's not only on first, he's got the other eight positions cover, too. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1603 I hate working nights. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1604 I have been nominated to the U.S. a pellet court. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1605 I'm sorry, madam, you're looking for whom? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1606 They're the new third shift. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1607 We keep late hours here. I hope that won't be a problem. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1608 Customer service is two doors down on the left, this is the 'I don't give a hoot department'. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1609 Pidgeon problem solved. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1610 Yes, this is the complaint desk...but we don't give a hoot 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1611 Who doesn't understand Parliamentary procedure? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1612 Something's different. Wait. Don't tell me. New tie? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1613 A couple days of this and you'll forget all about the mice. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1614 Nine years at Hooters corporate and this is how they thank me?!? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1615 No Mr. Hopkins, they do not make you appear wiser. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1616 You didn't say COMPUTER mouse problem. I'll call I-T... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1617 So now that I showed you my "Hooters" why don't you show me yours? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1618 You Never Can Be Too Wise 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1619 Still working the night shift, Mr. Wise? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1620 I said I was a night owl. Not 'I want nine owls.' 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1621 Let's see...that'll be one corned beef on rye, eight dead mice, and a dachshund. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1622 Nine complaints from Hogwarts. What's going on there? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1623 I could give a hoot. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1624 You're either with the plastic owls or you're with the pigeons. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1625 They won't leave until they've spoken to an intellectual equal. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1626 Whose the wisest of them all? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1627 Whom, Whom, is our next applicant? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1628 New interns for the night shift huh?! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1629 This seems unwise. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1630 They don't care why, all they want to know is who. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1631 To Whom--are you going to give those owls? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1632 With regard to those types of complaints, it's this HR department's policy not to give a hoot. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1633 Miss Heath, meet the new pest control service. In a week there won't be a single mouse left in this building! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1634 They catch rodents, snakes and tweets. Theses 9 owls sitting before you could Make America Great Again. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1635 Jane, when I asked you to install Hootsuite on my desktop, this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1636 I ordered takeout from Hooter's. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1637 Sorry, I thought they said they were with 'Who's Who.' 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1638 Who just called. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1639 The president's latest brain trust just flew in. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1640 Swivel your head if you want mice again for lunch. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1641 Tell the guys in Sales I know it was them, and I don't care if they don't like our Give A Hoot campaign. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1642 Madam, if you're accusing one of my owls, it's not a question of who, it's whom. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1643 Convince them why you need equal pay! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1644 Maybe if you shave your mustache. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1645 I'm more interested in the "why." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1646 We're very active at night. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1647 I just keep needing more to get the same high. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1648 Let's not point fingers, but instead focus on what and why. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1649 You don't see any pigeons in here, do you? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1650 I asked for nine matching bowls. Look what they sent! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1651 Take an owl, Doris. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1652 What's the problem? Would you rather they were ducks?? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1653 My wife wanted you to see her hooters 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1654 they just have one question for you 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1655 I’m certain I ordered vultures. I’m trying to set a mood here! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1656 Yes, HR does give a hoot. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1657 They're the only ones the Senate could agree to confirm for the Supreme Court. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1658 I like to surround myself with those wiser than myself. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1659 They're Wise Guys. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1660 .. it was bring your child to work day and we just had the 3D Printer delivered... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1661 I prefer smart aleck. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1662 Won't Miss Sinclair be amused when you explain yesterday's 'hooter' remark! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1663 I told the IT department I was having a mouse problem 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1664 I think I've figured out why the lab mice keep disappearing. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1665 Computer Services said I could change my desktop. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1666 Miss Burke, I'm afraid it's going to take more than a pooper-scooper. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1667 They're in case we ever need to look the other way. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1668 They're my eyes, now I have to find my ears. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1669 That's right, nine mice and a tuna salad sandwich. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1670 Endangered? No, not at all—we've cornered the market and control the supply. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1671 I stand by the owls. If they go Mr. Jennings, I go! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1672 Parliament. Not a flock. A parliament of owls. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1673 I see that parliament has convened 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1674 What do you think you are? Some kind of wise guy? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1675 Larry again tried to garner support for his decision by enlisting a parliament of owls. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1676 Is this Mensa? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1677 Do you really think I give a hoot ? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1678 Are you the guy who gives a hoot? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1679 See? When I said that I love hooters, I meant owls. Please don't sue. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1680 I thought we agreed on carrier pigeons. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1681 I'd prefer my bonus. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1682 Well, the mice are gone. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1683 We heard you were coming. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1684 I could have sworn that I asked you to order nine awls. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1685 Im here to clean the mirror. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1686 You can't say I don't give a hoot. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1687 Still waiting on that Hogwarts acceptance letter, huh, Bernie? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1688 Nor does it make you look wiser that you didn't cover your desk with newspapers. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1689 When I asked to write the who's who column this isn't what I meant. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1690 I couldn't find a babysitter. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1691 Sanctuary EPA desk. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1692 I don't care if they're nocturnal - the interns are not allowed to work after 5. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1693 Work's been a hoot lately. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1694 Whooooo is the next salesman? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1695 There use to be 10 but one wised up to what we do. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1696 It's the new morale-booster "Give a Hoot!" campaign. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1697 Night Owls!! Phyllis, I said this place could use some night owls! 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1698 Does these desk make me look smarter? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1699 "Boys, this lady has never seen 'The Birds'. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1700 Not ideal, granted; but the mouse infestation is over. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1701 You are a wise man Mr. Smith. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1702 Who’s to say I can’t join parliament? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1703 The guys at the club couldn't believe it when I told them I had nine birdies. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1704 They just flew in for the Hooters convention. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1705 This is my method of escaping the rat race. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1706 Mrs. Smith, I don’t give a hoot. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1707 Mrs. Thistlecrump, verily, am I not the penultimate hoot? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1708 I'm really not an 'email' person. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1709 Given you're no longer accepting of my advances, I've decided to get my own set of hooters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1710 The next IT guy we hire--make sure he doesn't wear wizard robes. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1711 I suspected you were a night owl. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1712 Who is who? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1713 Francis is wondering which conference room for the sorting hat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1714 I came here ten years ago with just two of them, and they called me crazy. Well, who's crazy now? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1715 Remember I have eyes everywhere 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1716 Yesterday I read 'The Art of the Deal' and today I'm surrounded by wise guys! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1717 Jane, get us a large cheese pizza, two dozen white mice and some coffee, it looks like an all-nighter. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1718 You're fired 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1719 I heard your column is a virtual Who's Who of New York society. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1720 I'd still rather have a computer. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1721 I may have left the window open last night, why? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1722 Why are all these owls on my desk? Because this is all that's left of the EPA and these are all the owls that are left, period. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1723 Well, WE don't give a hoot! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1724 I'll ask the questions around here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1725 I don't like Yes Men. I like Who Men. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1726 That's what I said, Who's on my desk! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1727 I asked for wet towelettes. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1728 I was promoted after getting all my ducks in a row. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1729 Well, you're not seeing my hooters 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
1730 You know who I am. Stop asking. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1731 Who...are you talking too? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1732 That's not exactly what I meant when I said show me your hooters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1733 Guess I should have read the fine print on that membership application to Hooters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1734 They've never heard of you. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1735 Not the hostile takeover I had expected.... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1736 Me. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1737 One thousand one hundred and thirty-three days without a squirrel-related accident. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1738 Parliament passed a vote of no confidence. You're out, Cheryl. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1739 Prime Minister has her parliament and I have mine. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1740 We'd like to file a class action suit against the pussycat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1741 Owl be right with you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1742 Don't worry, they're all rescues 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1743 Ms. Jennings, we just don't give a hoot. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1744 This isn't bad, actually. I've had some 14-owl days. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1745 I'm sorry, Pam, but you're the only one to complain about the new hours. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1746 I feel more comfortable among my equals. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1747 Oh, I'm a loyal Temple U. alumni. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1748 OK. OK. OK. But let's not forget the what, where and when. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1749 May I ask who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who you are? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1750 OK Lucille, I do give a hoot about you. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1751 I'll have the ham on rye and the rest of the board will hunt mice in the barn. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1752 Who's the boss. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1753 We're a package deal Mrs. Ellis. If they go, I go. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1754 What? When? Where? And why? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1755 I've never even heard of a 270-degree performance review...whose idea was this? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1756 Janice, meet the new recruits. I hear they are a bunch of night owls. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1757 For the eighth time Mr. Clark, it is your wife on line 3. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1758 Who versus whom; is that your question? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1759 Miss Adams, when I told the employees at the Monday meeting to give a hoot, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1760 We're wise to your ways, Mrs. Oglethorpe. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
1761 Got the message - you don't give a hoot 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1762 Let's review the pellets from last week's meeting. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1763 It's their bread time. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1764 I'm interested in the what, where, when, and why. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1765 I'm going for the extreme wise look 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1766 Welcome to Hooters. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
1767 They're here to advise me on my nest egg. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1768 What? Where? When? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1769 Hoo da man? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1770 Are you the wise guy? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1771 Nice hooters, sir. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1772 First just tell me if you give a hoot. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1773 Miss Johnson, the executives at Hooters take a dim view of you practical jokes. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1774 They insist on parliamentian procedure! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1775 Order ten large coffees, a turkey club and a bucket of squirrels. We're gonna be here all night. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1776 ...and cancel my ten o'clock owl. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1777 "I'll have a BLT and they'll have 9 mice". 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
1778 Please tell the other owls that our Parliament is full, Ms. Brown, but thank them for running. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1779 Yes, they keep the birds away from the windows in my mind 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1780 I see Parliament is in session 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1781 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said we need to weed out the corporate vermin. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1782 Crazy? Yeah, crazy like an owl. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1783 I've told you nine times now: your wife called. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1784 Don't wanna be... owl by myself 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1785 Okay, but where's the funkadelic? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1786 Parliamentary, my dear. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1787 This isn't what I imagined when I asked you to organise a twitter account. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1788 We're out of stock on carrier pigeons. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1789 Did someone leave the window open. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1790 Well, owl-be. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1791 Hooters called. They want you to keep the flock out of there. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1792 The 18 wing Hooter's delivery had not been what Mr. Nolan was expecting. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1793 Nice set of hooters you got there 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1794 As you can see, I give a hoot. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1795 As I already explained, Alice. I don't give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1796 Tell Hogwarts we aren't hiring. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1797 which one do you think is the wisest looking? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1798 Frankly, I don't give a hoot what you think. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1799 Bring in the mice 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1800 Good thing Hogwarts lets me pay Kevin's tuition on the installment plan. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1801 For the last time, Gladys, its owl or nothing! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1802 As a matter of fact, Ms. Jones, I DO feel wiser. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1803 It's a very good idea, Ms. Carswell. I'm just not sure it's a wise idea. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1804 The babysitter called in sick 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1805 So far, we have one pastrami on rye and the internal organ platter for your guests... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1806 So the "owls" have it? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1807 The company's going down fast. Should we sell something other than owl statues? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1808 For the last time, Doris, generic white-out just isn't as precise. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1809 As of today you need to address me as prime minister 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1810 Be very careful not to ask me the name of the sender. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1811 They voted to remain. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1812 You know, just in case there's a pigeon attack. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1813 They refuse to deliver messages to the White House. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1814 Of course they're friendly, just don't reach for a book without asking 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1815 I'm afraid my job is endangered. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1816 Would you please tell them that the Parliament meets at the government's office! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1817 We lost the Hogwarts account. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1818 So the new girl in accounting is she weird or what? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1819 You may be wise, but you are not good 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1820 Is this our new Mice Squad? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1821 The applicants for the night shift. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1822 If you don't mind, I've invited some friends over. I didn't want to be owl by myself. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1823 They keep the mice down, and no litter box. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1824 Once you tell people how much you like live owls every one gets you one. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1825 Tell them owl see them when I'm ready. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1826 Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. Abigail. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1827 Your "Smart Desk" will require extensive maintenance. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1828 I'm learning to Tweet 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1829 No one gives a hoot like you, Mr. Fleishman. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1830 People need to understand that I just don't give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1831 "And what do "we" say, when the men in the straight-jackets ask for me, Ms. Turnbaum"!? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1832 What was your question? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1833 It's a real Who done it. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1834 The ministry of magic must really want to get ahold of you 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1835 They've come to discuss the potato chip account. We'd like one latte and nine mice, thanks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1836 You asked to be in charge of the hooters account. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1837 First the Glasses! Now the owls! I am telling you, you do not look any smarter. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1838 How many owls does it take to get a hoot out of you? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1839 Do you need a who or a whom? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1840 ... And with every new policy you sell, you get your pick of owls as a bonus! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1841 Is this the last Hitchcock remake meeting? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1842 You’re a Hoot, Mr. Johnson. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1843 "I've officially been accepted to teach at the Hogwarts School of Medicine.'' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1844 We just picked up Hogwarts as a new client. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1845 One a day really keeps my wisdom top notch! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1846 Take a message. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1847 I have decided to convene a parliament. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1848 The teams says they will no longer work the day shift. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1849 I think I may have a problem. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1850 Here are the candidates for the night shift you requested. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1851 Shipment to Athens, Ms Steinkauz. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1852 Everyone's a wise guy these days. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1853 No, Martin, what I said was, "the break room needs more towels" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1854 But do you see any pigeons? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1855 There were 10 until he got wise with me. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1856 I want YOU to give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1857 Whooh ? Me? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1858 Why no, I'm not offended you like my hooters. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1859 No, Ms. DeVos. Adding another owl to your Hogwarts Charter School does not demonstrate growth..... Or proficiency. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1860 I don't care what the wildlife people told you - this is not accruing wisdom. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1861 Actually, I DO give a hoot. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1862 I imagine your staff likes to be kept in the dark 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1863 They're charging their boss with a hate crime for calling them "hooters". 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1864 Well, I'd say the lack of rodents around here means it IS working out, Phyllis. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1865 Janet, call shipping. I ordered nine bar towels. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1866 Who do I talk to about the night shift position you have open? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1867 The owls of wisdom fly at 5:00. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1868 Interesting...but how can you tell whose who? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1869 Not the parliament I meant, Sir. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1870 This explains the decapitated bobblehead on the floor of my office! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1871 Ms. Bell, I am also guessing our lunch order with the Nine Als deli isn't on its way right? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1872 I thought you said it would be a nine-owl job. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1873 I want nine pussycats delivered here first thing in the morning. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1874 You don't have to be such a wise-guy! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1875 Wisdom comes in many forms. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1876 Pussycats, Miss Benson, not Pussyhats. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1877 I know you said they're service owls, but I don't really give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1878 Searching for Whoo??? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1879 Well then she should leave her mice at home next Pet Day. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1880 I do give a hoot. Take one 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1881 All I said was 'Who's on first?' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1882 So this is why you ordered 20 mice for lunch? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1883 Please regurgitate your lunch Janice. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1884 Whooooo indeed Ms. Buckley? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1885 You can be too thin. You can have too much money. But never, Mrs. Reilly, can you have too many owls. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1886 So......WHO'S ON FIRST?? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1887 Yes, there are 10 pins in Duckpin Bowling, but in Owlpin Bowling we only use 9 pins. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1888 I'll be out once parliament adjourns. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1889 I told you to order TOWELS!! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1890 They're all here on H-1Tree Visa's. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1891 Who is who? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1892 Very wise selections for our Parliamentary caucus sir...but will they fly? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1893 They say they keep pigeons away We'll see. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1894 I don't even know how this concerns you Henry, but I'm pretty sure I said *bowel* movement 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1895 I am haunted by my Greek past. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1896 Mr. Babcock, I agreed to an eight owl workday. This is simply too much. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1897 I keep telling them it's "whom", but they won't listen. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1898 No Miss Jones, I said "Bring me nine Towels" not nine Owls 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1899 Working third shift has changed you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1900 They don't give a hoot 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1901 Is there another desk for what, where, when and why questions? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1902 We're waiting for map quest to provide directions for reaching Hogwarts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1903 This is my neck rehab under Trumpcare. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1904 The deli screwed up my order again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1905 Diane, in the future, when I ask for a Parliament, I am referring to a brand of cigarettes. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1906 It's all about hoo you know 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1907 I will be judged by the company I keep. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1908 I don't care, Who!, I want to know Why! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1909 I'm Doctor Who's agent. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1910 They demand a cease and desist from nine ladies dancing 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1911 More humane than glueboards, Ms. Ricketts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1912 I was told to join a support-group for my Harry Potter addiction, so I did. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1913 I said BIG hooters! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1914 New hires at The Inquirer 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1915 Before you ask, it's a parliament. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1916 I know what you are thinking...... if I hoot with the owls tonight, I won't soar with the eagles tomorrow. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1917 It's the new wisdom app. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1918 You should know I really enjoy your hooters. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1919 No, Sir, no orders today. But I hear hawks and buzzards and selling well in some markets. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1920 Do these owls make me look fat? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1921 They're a hoot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1922 The prunes haven't helped with regular owl movements. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1923 Miss Simmons, I asked to see hotels, not hoot owls. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1924 I thought you had a bowel problem. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1925 We respect your right to identify as an owl. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1926 It's the only way I could be a member of parliament. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1927 My inbox is full. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1928 I distincly said 'clean towels'are needed in the men's room. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1929 Look what I brought back from lunch at Hooters! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1930 Do I seem wiser to you since my promotion? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1931 Frankly, Mrs. Crankshaw, we don't give a hoot! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1932 Who indeed. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1933 But I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1934 Does this make you a wise guy? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1935 I'm hoping they'll help me with my night life. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1936 Do you think that's wise? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1937 Yes, we have gone to the birds. Tell me something I don't know. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1938 Your cats, my pea-green boat out back-- Shangri-La, Miss Davis! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1939 I love working here. It's a hoot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1940 We can't afford drones, but then I thought of Harry Potter... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1941 Wisdom is not accrued easily, my dear. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1942 Frankly, Edna, we don't give two hoots for your opinion. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1943 Frankly, Miss Peterson, I don't give a hoot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1944 They don't give a hoot about the clean desk policy. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1945 Let me tell you, I speak from a place of wisdom. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1946 Miss Haversham, here is your order for a dozen towels. No more Alexa for you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1947 Be nice. They attack pests. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1948 I'm simply here to offer a word to the wise. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1949 Sir, the next candidate for Who's Who in America is here for his interview. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1950 Well, smarty pants, the President of the United States says we ARE being attacked by zombie rodents. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1951 No, this does not officially make you a member of parliament. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1952 Take a litter, Miss Jones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1953 Well, it seemed like a good idea in "Harry Potter." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1954 New staff members, show them the room with very poor lighting. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1955 Now, for three dollars more per hour, which owl has the pea under it? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1956 They keep the birds off my desk. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1957 Ever since e-readers, there's been a shortage of work for the book owls. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1958 Just need a little inspiration for some words of wisdom to give at the next meeting. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1959 Are you Horton? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1960 I've heard they're better than email. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1961 There's another under the desk savaging my innards. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1962 I just do not like trolls. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1963 They do make me feel wiser. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1964 A BLT on toast and nine mice please 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1965 You can also reach J. K. Rowling by email. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1966 And there's more where they came from. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1967 Sir, you may have a parliament, but you are not the Prime Minister. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1968 Send in the lawyers from Rodent & Rodent. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
1969 Yes, we now give a hoot! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1970 I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1971 Well it's about time that you start giving a hoot! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1972 I think I left a window open. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1973 Do you have the damn Tootsie Roll pops or not, Karen? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1974 Reply Owl! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1975 I really do give a hoot. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1976 Yes, I'll do anything to sign David Sedaris. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1977 Sorry, I meant 'to whom' do the owls belong? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1978 You hooted, sir? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1979 This isn't what I expected when I answered the ad for " Hooters manager wanted" 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1980 Ms Rogers when I said I was a lonely night owl this is not what I meant. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1981 Owls are the new penguins 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1982 It's my birthday and my true love gave me nine owls a hooting 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1983 Ms. Crenshaw, would you bring me the book on parliamentary procedure. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1984 Ask away, Ms. Perkins. That's what we're here for. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1985 Women's rights are now decided by Parliament, instead of Congress. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1986 NOT TO WORRY. JUST CANCEL THE JOURNAL AND GET ME 9 DEAD MICE. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1987 Tell them the intelligence committee meets at 10:00 A.M. today. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1988 Which one of these owls do you think goes best with my tie? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1989 I take it they were out of boobies. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1990 I believe I ordered a dozen small towels. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1991 No, I did not have lunch at Hooters. Why do you ask? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1992 All I'd wanted was a towel rack. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1993 Spread them around, we need to appear much wiser than we really are. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1994 Your guess is as good as mine, Minerva. I guess we'll just have to wait till after the dusk. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1995 Don't see a mouse on my desk; do you? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1996 At first I hated it. Now I really hate it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1997 Can you please introduce them with rest of your class? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1998 We are taking Parliament in a different direction this year. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
1999 We thought it was only camels 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2000 I pluck all the feathers, chop the head off and cook at 450 for 20 minutes...tastes like chicken!! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2001 OK, you want one. But who? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2002 The mice are gone. In fact we need to order some. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
2003 Ok, we've solved the rodent problem. What's next? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2004 I've been looking for greener pest control for some time. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2005 I'm going to need a bigger desk. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2006 They're a hoot. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2007 Owl Theraprey 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2008 Hoot! There it is. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2009 My wife wouldn't let me go to Hooters... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
2010 I need to know "who's who!" 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2011 Welcome to the 3rd Shift 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2012 The students are here to receive their 'wisdom awards.' 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2013 Would you please escort the owls out of the building. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2014 Yes, Miss Gribbins, I'll have a tuna on rye and twelve live mice. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2015 But on the bright side the mice are gone. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2016 Stare all you want. We really don't give a hoot! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2017 Welcome to the Harry Potter message center. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2018 Kindly alphabetize and file these. Miss Smith 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2019 You will have to sit somewhere else that's Al's desk. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2020 Our leveraged buyout of Hooters didn't go as planned. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2021 They're eating all the chicken nuggets en route, so I want you to do a market analysis for nocturnal vegan deliveries. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2022 I'm spamming Hogwarts. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2023 I'll have a bigger selection coming in tonight. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2024 Now I can talk about your hooters without breaking any laws. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2025 Biblically speaking, this isn't the Raptor I was praying for. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2026 May I say whoo is asking? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2027 Oh no, More Harry Potter Sequels?! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2028 And why do you wish to work for Hooters? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2029 I'm leaving you, James. It's been a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2030 We’re also replacing company softball with Quidditch. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2031 I guess the CEO said he wanted us in more 'stringent form' but I could've sworn he said he wanted 'strigiformes'. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2032 So you see Mrs. Rumplemeyer, I do, in fact, give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2033 Tennyson said "Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers". He didn't mention how that might affect English oak... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2034 They usually work the night shift 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2035 Margaret, please make a reservation for ten at Hooters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2036 How many owls does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2037 This explains why you only work at night. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2038 Better than donkeys or elephants, I hope. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2039 So who gives a hoot? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2040 Just letting you know, I give a hoot. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2041 Miss Jennings would you please remove these owls from my desk and send in the clowns." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2042 I said we need night owls for the late shift, not nine owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2043 You know...you still aren't getting any wiser. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2044 Just don't call them hooters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2045 Your nine owl clock is here. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2046 Who needs Congress when I have a parliament? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2047 You must be the night shift manager. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2048 I was the first thing they saw! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2049 Review the Minister of Magic's tweets for the article. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2050 Hey, what are you looking at? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2051 Owls well. How are things with you? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2052 Madam,do you think I'd still be sitting here if I gave a hoot? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2053 That Harry Potter is very persistent. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2054 Your husband wants a divorce, sir. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2055 My drawers are full of mice. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2056 Roberta, I just can't have them here today. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2057 We need to get more desks for the new night shift staff. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2058 I'm scamming kids by sending them letters from Hogwarts asking for money. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2059 We've been getting a lot of mail from Hogwarts lately. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2060 We're gonna need more worms. It's gonna be a late night. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2061 They may be wise, Sir, but they're never objective. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2062 Another A-Pellet Court Case ? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2063 Rick Perry Syndrome, for the presently-intellectual.. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2064 In this organization we refer to them as a parliament of owls. Please don't embarrass yourself by calling them a "hoot". 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2065 Congratulations, Sir. You've finally cornered the market. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2066 So it's official, nine out of ten of you give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2067 I'm here for the Hooters interview. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2068 Hoo are you, hoo hoo, hoo hoo? I really wanna know.... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2069 I'm expecting great things now that we have a full flock again. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2070 We think there's a niche opportunity in the wisdom space. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2071 Which one of you hooted? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2072 You should have come at night that's when I'm really productive. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2073 I heard you on the phone sir, thought you said you'd love a nice pair of Hooters in your face, so I thought I'd surprise you with a parliament. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2074 Frankly, I don't give a hoot what you think. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2075 So that's nine field-mice paninis and one BLT club, hold the mayo. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2076 Let me give you a quick who's hoo of our accounting department. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2077 Well, you asked for all the mail from from J.K. Rowlng. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2078 Please get your wand for some dictation. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2079 Do they hold lifetime appointments? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2080 Yeah, but what where when and why? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2081 Yes, are you the Hootin' Nanny? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2082 There just aren't enough owls in the day. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2083 If they bother you, you may have irritable owl syndrome. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2084 Contrary to what people think, Miss Davis, I do give a hoot! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2085 Owls see in the dark. Now we'll know what goes on here. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2086 Didn't we learned from the "Barrel of Monkeys" Incident? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2087 Solar panels, composting, organic snacks - fine. I'm drawing the line at mouse traps. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2088 Okay John, I get your point, it's late. You can go home now. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2089 Go on, say it. "Who let the dogs out..." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2090 If you're even thinking of starting a sentence with "Who...," spare me. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2091 Which one handles unnecessary bullshit? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2092 I can't remember the last tine I moved my owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2093 Mr.Pussycat is here again sir, he says it's urgent. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2094 Harry, I really think email is more efficient. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2095 I showed you my hooters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2096 Whom is the object form. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2097 Frankly, Marsha, I don't give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2098 It will be a few minutes more. Would you like an owl while you wait? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2099 No, you can't claim them as dependents. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2100 I love casual Friday. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2101 Make that one cappuccino and nine mice. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2102 Great news Miss Jones! Our research team is finally going to get to the bottom of 'how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop'. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2103 Because my kids said we couldn't be hacked. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2104 I don't think the pigeons will come inside. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2105 I'm gonna need a bigger desk. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2106 If you're so smart, why did you vote for Trump? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2107 The Internet of Things is far more complicated than I realized. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2108 Well the rest of the staff give a hoot about their jobs. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2109 Whom are you here to see? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2110 Could you place a delivery order for one Cobb Salad and nine voles? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2111 What's up with the flocking owls? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2112 And after this I'll teach them what, where, when, why, and how 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2113 What's the count on the swimming pool statuary shipped to Mar-a-Lago? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2114 Hey Olga, i bought these night-vision cameras, can we have them installed? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2115 Mrs. Spinalzo, I've solved our rodent problem. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2116 The new one swung the vote against your raise. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2117 I assure you the office is vermin-free. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2118 I see you've surrounded yourself with the whose who of banking 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2119 Because ten wouldn't leave me room for my laptop. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2120 I'm sorry, Marge. We don't have enough for a quorum. Your vacation request has been denied. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2121 Whoville. Where else? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2122 They're seeking asylum from the late-night twittersphere. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2123 Can I have the potted plant please? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2124 Garbled message. I said, "Buy low. No more than nine." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2125 We have a record crowd lined up outside for the hootenanny. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2126 Owl betcha can't eat just one! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2127 Those are the best hooters I've ever seen. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2128 Owl get right on that. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2129 So I thought the hell with it I'm bringing all my owls with me to work today 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2130 Owl-righty-then 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2131 Box'em and send them to J. K. This is the last time. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2132 Trying to keep the stool pigeons away eh? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2133 All hell broke loose when they discovered the third from the left is really a cat. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2134 I like to go beyond the conventional wisdom. They give me stock tips. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2135 Oh good, you're here. They're here to talk about Brexit. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2136 FYI Dennis, the Mouse Department has made a formal complaint again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2137 Why? Because we give a hoot!" 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2138 Miss Abernathy, would you tell me if you heard gossiping about my jowls? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2139 Wanna' see 'em go crazy?...Ask me 'Who let the owls out?' 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2140 Well, aren't you a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2141 No, I asked for towels. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2142 We're loaning these out until the mainframe is back on line. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2143 I'm afraid the company has no further need for your wisdom and perspicacity. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2144 They’ve solved my rodent problem but replaced it with an existential crisis. 1.1364 0.07688 44 41 0 3
2145 Athena, it's called a parliament. Not a gaggle nor a bevy but a parliament. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2146 Ah, Mrs. Jones, it gets lonely at the top. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2147 They are symbols of wisdom, but they have reached the limits of my desktop. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2148 they can't say I don't give a hoot around here any more............ 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2149 Your idea for owl bobblehead day, Miss Wertz, was rather unsuccessful. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2150 Sorry, my desk is a little fluttered 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2151 Mr. Jackson, you've been hired. The correct answer was 'whom'. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2152 I wish you'd stop staring at my hooters! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2153 Find out whoo did this. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2154 What should I tell the pidgeons in reception? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2155 You're replacing me with hoo? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2156 There are a lot of teams with no first baseman. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2157 Pastrami on rye, a Dr. Brown soda and nine mice as usual Miss. Screech. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2158 I think there are still a few in the file cabinet. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2159 Still trying to solve the mice problem in the office? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2160 We got rid of the pigeons and rats, now how do we get rid of the wise guys? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2161 You say these are library drones? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2162 Go ahead and complain...see if anyone gives a hoot! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2163 I don't give a hoot which one you choose. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2164 Those guys at the genius bar are so smug, this is the wisdom desk 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2165 A grilled Reuben with pickles, a root beer, and nine live mice. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2166 The next step in my quest for wisdom is to synchronize our sleep schedules. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2167 I've been working nine owl days and still can't anything done. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2168 Oh, Darrell, you're a hoot. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2169 Listen Ethel. There's nine good reason why I'm the hoo's hoo of Acme accounting department. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2170 Who told you that? Who? Who? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2171 I wanted to show you all that I am capable of giving two hoots! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2172 MEET YOUR NEW TRUMP UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2173 I understand your grievances but you can't beat the working owls 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2174 They ask the right questions. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2175 I seem to be missing an owl. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2176 They get the chicks. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2177 It's about who? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2178 I can see you don't give a hoot. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2179 Sir, the staff would like to meet your Transition Team. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2180 When I requested a meeting to appeal my termination notice, I didn't know I'd have to appear before the entire Executive Committee. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2181 Who, who did you say again was here to see me? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2182 The feng shui consultant is here. She has come up with a slightly revised positioning plan 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2183 These all night sessions of Parliament are killing me! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2184 Yes, my name is Horton. Why? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2185 Why would I ask you to order more owls for the restrooms? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2186 Thanks for sharing Miss Wilson but those are not the hooters we are looking for. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2187 Well owl be darned... 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2188 Can I get you 10 cups of coffee? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2189 We're forming a committee to revise Who's Hoo. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2190 You really need to stop acting so mousy. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2191 They're hiring us to help them bring Harry Potter jobs back. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2192 Sorry madam, but 'owl be seeing you' violates the strict no-pun rule of our caption contest. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2193 You said 'have something that'll turn heads on your desk by Tuesday'. Well guess what kinda, it's Tuesday. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2194 Yes Ms. Horne, the owls are not what they seem. 1.1364 0.07688 44 41 0 3
2195 I need your help. I seem to be missing one. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2196 I'm sorry, I don't know if any of these is wise or old. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2197 Frankly, Mrs. Jenkins, we don't give a hoot! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2198 Miss Carlson, I need someone to take care of this situation immediately. Please call the hootenanny agency. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2199 They've decided that they want to be called a 'funkadelic of owls' instead. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2200 I don't care what you read in that book, owls are not the answer to the rising postal rates. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2201 Sir, that's the ninth time you said you didn't give a hoot! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2202 Wisdom likes company! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2203 Madam, why on earth would you think I give a hoot? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2204 Laugh if you will, but I've saved a fortune on my exterminator expenses. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2205 Wisdom is overrated. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2206 What's wrong with the night shift? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2207 They keep me company. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2208 The storks went on strike, so we're trying something new. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2209 Please don't use the W Word. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2210 The office needed more towels, Judith, not owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2211 Anyone who can say more than Hoot ? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2212 This way no birds will fly onto my desk. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2213 See Margie, they all think I'm a hoot. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2214 Do they all want coffee, sir? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2215 There are nine owls on my desk. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2216 They flew early in for Sid's 10:00. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2217 This desk is owlfully full. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2218 Ms. Jones, I believe we have the answer to our small rodent infestation problem. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2219 I don't give a hoot what your excuse is, it is unwise to be late. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2220 Yes, we are still running our promotion: Buy one, get eight free. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2221 It's subtle, but you do seem wiser. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2222 "MS. KLUTZ, I ORDERED TOWELS NOT OWLS FOR THE BATHROOM! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2223 And I guarantee they won't watch you in the shower or peck out your eyes while you sleep. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2224 I'll need a pea-green boat, some honey, plenty of money, and 9 cats. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2225 Yes sir. You said you wanted nice hooters around the office so there you are. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2226 Why, no, I haven't seen your field mice. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2227 Whom are you here to see? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2228 Sure I could've googled 'how does a parliament work?', but where's the fun in that? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2229 I'm more a Blue Breasted Boobie Gal, myself. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2230 Said hoo? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2231 It's five for 'who' and four for 'whom'. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2232 I suppose "what a hoot!" would be redundant..... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2233 They can tweet sixty-words-per-minute and also do security. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2234 I just got elected Prime Minister! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2235 This does not change the basic optics. It will still appear to be an unwise decision. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2236 Either I've been accepted to Hogwarts, or you misunderstood me when I asked for a Parliament. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2237 Coffee please, Miss Jones, and a cookie. And nine plump mice. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2238 It seems I'm needed at Hogwarts. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2239 The boss preferred to be surrounded by night owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2240 Where's the pussycat? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2241 They seem bright, but really, as conversations go, very one-sided! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2242 Well, we solved the mouse problem. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2243 Hootenanny for the day. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2244 What do you mean 'It's a bird brained idea?' 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2245 Hoo should I say is calling? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2246 This is what happens when you continually ask, "Who? Who? Who?" 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2247 You'd like to speak to, who? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2248 I thought I was ordering a bottle of Nine Owl Scotch 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2249 Someone has to give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2250 I'm sorry Mrs. Hopkins. I'm really not a morning person. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2251 That's it, Vivian - you're nine owls late! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2252 Your wife called. She wants the frozen mice out of the freezer too. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2253 We've already filled the job openings in third shift, Margaret. Please stop sending in all these night owls. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2254 My doctor told me I needed to have more owl movements... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2255 Owl get right on that. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2256 Parliamentary procedure dictates we should consult Robert's Rules of Order not animal control. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2257 They think they're the smartest in the room. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2258 There's a mole in the company. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2259 As of today, I am a wise ass. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2260 What makes you think I don't give a hoot? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2261 I have always strived to seek wise counsel. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2262 I don't think those are the hooters the President ordered. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2263 One dopio, please Doris. Oh, and 9 infant mice, wild caught locally, organic alfalfa or wheat fields if possible but corn is ok if that's all you can get. Let's say 4 grey, 2 white, and 3 any color, shall we? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2264 Miss Jenkins, this is a modelling agency. When I said that I wanted to see hooters lined up from one end of my desk to the other this morning, this is not at all what I had in mind. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2265 The 3rd shift won't leave until we agree to an increase in mice. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2266 Not what, my dear, but hoo. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2267 Fire the exterminator! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2268 Pick an owl, any owl. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2269 There used to be ten . What did you do with one of them. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2270 Sorry, Diane. I know they're all great candidates, but I still can't figure out hoo is the most qualified. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2271 Stop hiring anyone whose head is screwed on backwards! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2272 So, you some kind of wise guy? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2273 To whom are you referring? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2274 Auditions....The What and When have already been chosen. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2275 Meet the AI staff. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2276 Who do you think will blink first, me or them? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2277 My analyst said I should surround myself with friends. I said, 'But who?' Then it occurred to me. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2278 Mr Potter, I need a word about your in tray 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2279 From now on, I'm only hiring real head-turners. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2280 I'm changing the infield. Who's at first. Wait, uh, second. What's, uh, shortstop. And Where is third. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2281 So this is the idea of the "environmentally friendly" exterminator!! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2282 This is your solution to the mice in the break room? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2283 I take it this is your first graveyard shift? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2284 It's important to show that you give a hoot. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2285 You can stuff 'em all but you'll never get your toupée back! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2286 New night shift workers 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2287 I have a better mouse trap. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2288 I usually pick the wisest consultants. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2289 Wisdom or not, they cannot be our Supreme Court. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2290 I assume you haven't sent out the memos yet? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2291 I brought in some assistants to help you burn the midnight oil. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2292 Very well, the eyes have it. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
2293 I'm receiving messages, but I can't seem to send any. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
2294 I thought they would give me wisdom, but all I got was potato chips. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2295 I thought this was an 8 owl a day job. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2296 The owls are not what they seem. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2297 Yes, they do seem well behaved, Miss Farnsworth, ... but I distinctly asked you to arrange a meeting with the Howells. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2298 They demand an increase in the owly wage. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2299 Didn't you get your Hogwarts letter? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2300 We'll have a tuna salad, a bowl of pine nuts, a vanilla smoothie, and nine live mice. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2301 Yes, I know it's a cluttered desk, but I don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2302 I'm tired of being all about spontaneity. I'm opting for wisdom by osmosis. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2303 Just so you know your head stands out. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2304 It's a security issue Ms Jones. Figure out how to take care of them. We will be using owls instead of emails from now on. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2305 The PR department's "Give a Hoot" campaign is getting out of hand. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2306 No wise remarks, please. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2307 I thought he said "do you want to take in 9 holes...?" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2308 ... and the greatest part is not one of them has complained about working the night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2309 I meant the restaurant! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2310 On the other hand...we no longer have a mouse problem. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2311 Which one of us is the wizard? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2312 Owlementary, my dear Ms. Watson. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2313 Please bring me the Wise Potato Chip royalty litigation file 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2314 Are you ready to receive the pigeon delegation now? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2315 Sir,wouldn't a traditional paperweight be more appealing? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2316 Another promo from the Audubon Society. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2317 No ... I really don't think they make you seem more intelligent. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2318 Now we have our think tank. Let's get to work. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2319 Yes, I'd like to get rid of them but they're an endangered species. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2320 Ms. Jenkins, we need to store the hoots. I'm expecting two gross of hollers later today 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2321 I need to approve these tweets before you post them, Mr. Potter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2322 Where would you like those filed sir? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2323 I'm sorry, Parliament has decided your position is no longer a position. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2324 Based on your last report, I don't think they have rubbed off on you yet. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2325 How do you tell who's hoo? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2326 You're obsessed with hooters. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2327 I'll give you that -- the pigeon population seems under control on your desk. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2328 Numbers are down? Owl see about that. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2329 As I get older I'm dispensing with some of my accumulated wisdom 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2330 Do I seem wiser? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2331 The staff wanted to thank you for solving the rat problem, Sir. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2332 What do you think of my new candidates for the Supreme Court? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2333 Yes, this is Whose Whoo 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2334 Originally, it was cute bunnies, and the owls, well, just showed up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2335 You have to be able to work nights. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2336 This is not what I expected when I agreed to work in the Hogwarts admissions department. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2337 We could use a little wisdom around here 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2338 Sorry, they will stop putting the dead mice in your office. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2339 Nothing Boss, just working late again 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2340 You've been a solid employee, but owls are just more efficient. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2341 Trust me, owl always be here for you. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2342 Could you please get us some more coffee? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2343 Jenny, don't you know how to knock?!? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2344 I know why the caged bird sings, but I really don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2345 May I approach the bench? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2346 I misunderstood when you said we would be sitting with parliament. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2347 You know me Helen, I'm not one to take advice. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2348 They said they don't give a hoot who you are, you didn't order towels and your pups are on the way. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2349 So, you don't give a hoot about Bring-Your-Pets-To-Work day. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2350 Okay, I'll keep the pussy cats in my office. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2351 Please don't scowl. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2352 I thought they'd help me look more wise 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2353 These fake owls are supposed to scare off HR. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2354 They were going to be released around the city for our new "Give a hoot" campaign until the PETA people made a big stink about it and some potato chip company sued us. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2355 Who do these wise guys think they are? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2356 Do you want a clean desk or a display of my accumulated business wisdom? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2357 You need to be a night owl to work these hours. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2358 "No, he's on first"! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2359 Unlike the corporate brass, this group truly gives a hoot about what I do around here.... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2360 Frankly Thelma, I couldn't give a hoot about the clean desk policy. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2361 Nine owls, Miss Fenwick...NINE OWLS?! I distinctly said TEN. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2362 I hope you're having a hoot right now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2363 Who are you? who! who! who! who!. I really wanna know. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2364 Mrs. Knapp, I said. It's Mrs. Knapp! Enough with the question! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2365 You can tell him I haven't given a hoot for quite some time. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2366 No! I said, 'Get me at table at Hooters.' 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2367 'I'd like you to meet the night shift." 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2368 Mr. Fox, the exterminator has taken care of our rodent problems. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2369 We know what I'm doing. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2370 Do you think this's wise for our Wisdom Awards? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2371 We're expanding the night shift! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2372 I think Maggie got confused when you asked for Hooters for your birthday lunch 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2373 I like your hooters. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2374 It's a cybernetic organism robot prototype with enhanced binocular sight and exceptional clairvoyance. CORP for short. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2375 Now that the night crew has arrived, what say we go grab a drink? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2376 Tell Harry Potter that I prefer emails 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2377 The Pussycats? Send 'em in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2378 The Pet store said that, in fact, Owls are NOT cheaper by the dozen. You only get that discount with Goldfish and Guppies. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2379 Forget my clients, I'm waging a full-scale war on the pigeons. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2380 We have a few questions. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2381 ... and thus, HR suggested this would be the only appropriate environment in which I could say 'Hooters' in the work place. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2382 You haven't given a hoot for a long time! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2383 How can you possibly say that I don't give a hoot? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2384 Wearing glasses alone does not get you into the Wise Old Owls club. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2385 One wise-ass around here was already enough..... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2386 So who are you expecting to clean up? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2387 It's so I don't have to give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2388 If you mention my hooters one last time I'll have to speak with H.R. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2389 Can grave and formal pass for wise, When Women the solemn Owl despise? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2390 Who's who around here? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2391 Can I get you anything else? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2392 When I gave the team a birthday gift hint, I should have said, "I love Hoosters, the restaurant"! 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2393 I don't think this is what they meant by parliamentary procedure. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2394 We're the committee for "Who's Who in America." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2395 Is it so weird to want my office free of mice, Miss Perkins? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2396 "Do you think this will help me get into "Who's Who"? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2397 They're the who's who of the legal community. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2398 We think you are overreacting … You saw one mouse last week…. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2399 I'll leave immediately; I think I just needed the push to pursue taxidermy full time. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2400 Oh, Hooters. Now I get it, Mr. Ailes. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2401 They help me find the stapler. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2402 They keep the pigeons away. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2403 Barn owls brought peace in Isreal, let's see if it does it again between Republicans and Democrats here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2404 You still need to wise-up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2405 I'm supposed to give a hoot? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2406 Meet the new night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2407 They're Parliament, and I'm Funkadelic. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2408 OK, I've got the wise. Now I just need the wherefores. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2409 No, they don't make you look any wiser. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2410 Should I come back after your Parliament meeting is over? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2411 We need all eyes on desk! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2412 Wisdom, miss brooks, lots of wisdom. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2413 Hold all calls—Parliament is in session." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2414 Despite popular misconception, it's actually WHOM do you think you are.... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2415 Take an owl. Worshiping Athena is now the company religion. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2416 I love owls. woman- I can tell! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2417 You should see my mnemonics for WHAT, WHEN, and WHERE. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2418 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed to speak to parliament 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2419 Our auditors see everything. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2420 I assume these are the candidates for the night watchman position. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2421 What, where, why and how ? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2422 Whoooose in charge now? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2423 We use to have a mice problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2424 Better than twitter? Really. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2425 Yesterday it was five and four pussycats. What happened? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2426 Please tell accounting that I have the backup for the Hooters charges on my expense account. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2427 I don't have time to look for your pussycat Miss Jones, one of my owls is missing. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2428 Yes I see the difference, but I shall continue to think of you as "owlish". 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2429 They voted 5-4. You're fired. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2430 Hearing Aids! I said 'night owls', not 'NINE owls'! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2431 Margaret, make sure we tell the staff not to take my pep talks so literally in the future. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2432 What is your wife going to think when she sees all the hooter chicks in here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2433 One of our board members is asking about a vegetarian option. Otherwise, it's coffee and live mice for everyone. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2434 Just like Wise potato chips I couldn't have just one! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2435 I bet you're wondering who's who. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2436 No, Delores, I said I need nite owls for the job. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2437 I am trying to find the leak of our corporate secrets. Who? Who? Who? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2438 I can't understand why people accuse me of not giving a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2439 I got a great deal on one size nesting dolls. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2440 Meet 3rd shift. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2441 Meet our new night-time employees. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2442 You report directly to Parliament. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2443 I had asked for some towels! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2444 They were the cheapest temps we could find to answer phones for the World Health Organization. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2445 I apologize for all the hootenanny. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2446 Is it too much to ask for a little eye contact? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2447 Believe me, it's much more effective than drones. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2448 I'm here for the hootnanny. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2449 Sorry, I think you misheard me--I said I need 10 HOURS to get the project done. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2450 Don't you think it would be wise to have the owls running the country rather than Trump??? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2451 We need nine H1B visas. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2452 So now you're a night owl by day. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2453 These Early Decisions need to be out by end of day, please. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2454 As you can see, working here is quite a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2455 Ms. Carlyle, where's the nearest Hooters? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2456 It's "To whom, to whom". Now you know why. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2457 Well, that's a hoot 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2458 There are the applicants for the new night shift position. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2459 They took care of the mice. Now we have to wait for the wisdom to kick in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2460 Hoot hoot! Find which one of us is human and the job is yours! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2461 I just get apples from my students. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2462 Tell them I'll give them an answer after I consult with my advisors. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2463 Courtesy of our collective wisdom, you're being terminated. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2464 If I've told you once, I've told you 10 times; I don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2465 When I agreed to appear in the "Who's Who", this wasn't what I had in mind! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2466 "Who"wants to know? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2467 And I thought you didn't give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2468 Trust me, you wouldn't want to sit if hadn't removed the chairs. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2469 I'm afraid the Hogwarts transfers have been passing notes in class again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2470 They're specially designed to deflect criticism. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2471 I'll be working late tonight. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2472 They're neater than the pigeons. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2473 There is another way to catch that mouse, you know. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2474 The consultant said I should surround myself with the most intelligence I can find. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2475 Don't get wise with me. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2476 So, I have nine owls. A cat has nine lives. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2477 Mr. Jones, your wise cracks are getting on my nerves! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2478 I don't think this is what employees had in mind for their 360 degree review. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2479 Mouse problem? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2480 Just don't ask...'you know.' 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2481 They told me you were a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2482 Ms. Hopkins, please order nine tiny mortar boards and gross of field mice for our new concept development team. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2483 It looks like the Ministry of Magic is unhappy with my position on postal reform. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2484 An owl for your thoughts Miss Smith... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2485 Professor Smith, in the future we request you teach that the 5 W's of journalism are who, who, who, who, and who. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2486 The new job's been a real hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2487 On Tuesdays I meet with our branch managers. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2488 I really hate Bring Your Owl to Work Day. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2489 Martha, I can never be owl by myself. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2490 If these new sales managers don't motivate the deliverymice, I don't know what will. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2491 Yet again, Lockwood had misunderstood Casual Friday. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2492 None of us give a hoot about what you want, Ms. Jones. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2493 I've given up on people--I'm surrounding myself with wise creatures. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2494 Where are the other three? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2495 I don't pollute because, obviously, I give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2496 I couldn't afford the doves. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2497 Hogwarts first principal. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2498 I'm tired of people saying I don't give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2499 I need an answer Ted. When I left for the bathroom there were ten owls, now there's nine. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2500 Oh, these are my friend's pet owls. Wait, who's gonna clean all the pellets? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2501 Is there anything I can hoot for you, Mrs. Wilson? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2502 I'm not driving you anywhere...I'm a taxidermist. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2503 Well, you can tell HR I don't give a hoot! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2504 This is why you don't see any mice in here! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2505 A word to the wise, Ms. Hedwig. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2506 Now, about your pigeons Ms. Brittlebottom. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2507 ...and what birds do you flock to, Mrs. Blaine? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2508 We're just consulting. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2509 They're helping me find my mouse. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2510 Ms. Farruggia, I said we needed "nine hours." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2511 The question is not what, but who...? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2512 No sandwiches, we're getting some tasty field mice for lunch today. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2513 You are safe here from all the lemmings. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2514 Thanks for the invite, but I brought lunch. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2515 Your flight to Athens leaves this afternoon 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2516 We now have enough votes for a quorum - set up the meeting for 3:00 a.m. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2517 I see you're ready for the rat race. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2518 Miss Moneypenny. Tell James Bond we have a unique new spying device. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2519 A classic case of who done it. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2520 2 more owls and we move to phase 2 Alice! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2521 When you said the "wise guys" had taken over, this is not what I imagined. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2522 Now then, I'm going to shuffle the owls, then correctly pick the one you were thinking of. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2523 Great news Ms Frobisher, we finally have nine wise Justices. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2524 My son's school is having a fundraiser... 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2525 Ask IT when I'm getting my computer back. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2526 I meant Twitter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2527 Yet again, Lockwood had misunderstood Casual Friday. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2528 Computer's out for repair and by the way, whooooo do you think you're talking to? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2529 I have a question old wise ones...and Herb. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2530 No worries Mrs. Rectumwald, They do not have irritable owl syndrome. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2531 I still don't feel wise. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2532 That's too bad. Ironically, we don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2533 Yes, we now give a hoot! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2534 They call us the ten wise guys. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2535 Choose one: it might be the wisest of them all. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2536 They all seem to be under the misconception that my desk is full of Tootsie Pops. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2537 I'm not really sure that this will help you to appear wiser. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2538 Does this make me look wiser? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2539 I've never met a carrier pigeon with good news. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2540 Who may I say is calling? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2541 Don't worry, they're not what they seem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2542 Your husband’s not here, and this isn’t Hooters. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2543 They're advising me about the mouse problem right now, actually. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2544 Please thank the students in shop class for the desk made of endangered wood. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2545 Like I always say, ‘If I’m the smartest person in the room, we’re in big trouble.’ 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2546 What did you think I meant when I suggested we meet at the hooters? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2547 IT's concerned about your mouse usage. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2548 "Meet our new mentors". 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2549 I said "Alexa, order nine white towels" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2550 MAYBE I DIDNT MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, THE WHITE OWLS I WANTED ARE CIGARS. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2551 I told you those owl banks wouldn't sell. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2552 Great news, Helen, I've hired some excellent new candidates to join you on the night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2553 A coffee please, Miss Hayes, and nine live mice for my friends. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2554 It was buy one get eight free at the rescue shelter. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2555 Owl get right on it... Do you get it?... these are owls and I said 'owl' instead of 'I will'... Ok fine Doris, you just don't give a hoot about my work... Anything that time? No? Well hoo do you have to screw... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2556 I'm sorry, this office is Wisdom. Argument is down the hall, room 304. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2557 Only 9 Tweets today! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2558 They want tickets to Groundhog Day. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2559 Why? Not used to that question. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2560 Tell Claus they're cheaper, nocturnal and more aerodynamic. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2561 Yesterday I couldn't give two hoots for this job. Today I upped it to nine. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2562 Um, yeah, they want you down in HR...yeah, no, idea why... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2563 Turns out, getting your ducks in a row is a terrible idea. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2564 They need me for the minyan. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2565 There was one more, but he didn't give a hoot 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2566 "I said, Want to go by Hooters? Not, go buy hooters! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2567 Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, left this on my desk?! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2568 The Trump Administration may not give a hoot about them, but I do. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2569 No, I can't tell which one is stuffed. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2570 I think this rendition of "Teenage Wasteland" will speak for itself. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2571 I am not a tax attorney. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2572 Pardon me Mrs. Cranwell, but have you seen my mouse? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2573 Yes, we discussed your concerns. Frankly my dear we don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2574 Are they cheaper by the dozen? What do you feed them? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2575 Oh yeah? Well, my hooters are bigger than yours! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2576 We know your SAT score, Bob. Ditch the owls. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2577 Wise, shmise. If they crap on my report you're retyping it. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2578 All future directives will be an Act of Parliament. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2579 I don't care what species you identify with, Gabe, you have to use the regular bathroom like everyone else. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2580 I'm sure you'll soon learn whose hoo. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2581 Our committee sees nothing wrong with the hunt and peck method. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2582 You don't look any wiser. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2583 Nine out of ten owls prefer desk jobs 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2584 The budget cuts really hit us hard. This was the best we could do in terms of security. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2585 You can really have a "hoot" with these. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2586 Parliament is in session, Carol. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2587 How do you feel about working nights? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2588 And yet not one of them has my Hogwarts letter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2589 They said they'd be a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2590 And what wisdom could you provide that I don't already have on my desk? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2591 The finalists in our "Give a Hoot" contest just flew in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2592 Good news! My octuplets have all been accepted to Hogwarts. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2593 Alice...I'am gonna need a stack of old newspapers and 3 dozen live mice. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2594 Your paranoia has to be addressed Mr. Williams. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2595 This the owl information desk. For other questions, go to General Information Desk. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2596 I'm told the nesting habits of owls vary considerably. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2597 I'll give you my answer after I confer with the parliament. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2598 They keep away the hawks. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2599 I like the nightlife baby. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2600 They say after I fly into that pane of glass, I'm in the club. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2601 I give a hoot, ma'am. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2602 It's called a 'parliament', Christine. Can we stop playing this game now? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2603 Wise decision on the new hires. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2604 They'll be asking to the questions. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2605 Yes, it's clearly a predatory takeover. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2606 My favorite Hitchcock film? Surely you jest. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2607 Tawny owls? I said Brawny towels. Now I am really going to need some. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2608 They usually work nights. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2609 Our new funding limits their habitat to my desktop. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2610 Tell Hogwarts to send me a larger inbox. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2611 But when and why? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2612 Grab your banjo - we've been waiting on a hootenanny! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2613 Who is my favorite. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2614 Owl be damned. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2615 I'll give you a raise if you can make them stop blinking. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2616 Yes, a parliament of owls, that's right. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2617 I have a mouse problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2618 It's called an Accountant's Dozen. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2619 Because it makes me look wiser. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2620 Before you come closer, do you have any rodents on your person? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2621 I've always been a big fan of hooters. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2622 I wanted to tell you how much we appreciate your work for the company, but we have to cut some budgets. Also, these are for you, i know you're not a roses person. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2623 My earlier comment was not harassment; these are what I meant by saying I like hooters. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2624 Wise guys. They'll fix the mole problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2625 I said "buy me nine hours" not "buy me nine owls." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2626 I said, I needed towels, not owls 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2627 "Who's" in charge here? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2628 Frankly Mr. Audubon I find your interest in owls a fowl obsession. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2629 Now we just need to know "when" and "where". 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2630 I dare you to go to HR. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2631 I'd like you to do a mass mailing for the library's upcoming Harry Potter event. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2632 They're my 'who' men. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2633 Another meeting of the W.H.O. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2634 Correction: it's called a "parliament," not a "flock" of owls. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2635 Yes, I've solved that mouse problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2636 Harry Potter is on the phone and would like to know how Harry Jr. ended up on the wait list exactly. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2637 No, Miss Climson, not "owls"; I asked for more "v-owels". 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2638 I switched from email to omail, and my inbox is still full. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2639 You don't give a hoot about your 3:30? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2640 No Sir, I don't believe there is a shortcut to wisdom. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2641 Tell him my team says we don't give a hoot what the president thinks. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2642 They are going to be handling the night shift 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2643 Then, madam, I suggest you keep your mice in their cages. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2644 Must be a hoot around here at feeding time. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2645 You're fired. My new staff doesn't complain when they have to pull an all nighter. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2646 Ma'am, this is a library. You can't return owls here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2647 Really Erma... Was nine "hours" too much to ask? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2648 Their neck rotation wont give a wider range to your perspective 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2649 Yes and who would you like to see today? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2650 Who do you think they are? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2651 We're hoping these guys can help the White House's tweets sound a little wiser. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2652 Point taken, Janice. It is possible give a hoot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2653 They help me with my low self-esteem. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2654 Beth, it's working! The owls have scared all the people away! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2655 No sir, I do not think ten would be cuter. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2656 Is it another story of mice and man ? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2657 It's 5 to 4. You're fired! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2658 Who knew the Hogwarts graduates would be so interested in an entry level accountant job? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2659 Would please have our corporate ornithologists see me as soon as possible? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2660 Bill knows one of them ate his lunch. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2661 Who sent you? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2662 You're late. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2663 Who let the owls out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2664 They're the best brains I could find. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2665 I find myself missing the mice. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2666 Who said that? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2667 So I say, "Who are you?" And they say, "Who?" Then I say, "You." Then they say, "Who?" Then I say, wait for it, "Third base!" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2668 I'll take two Southern-fried to go, please. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2669 The gift card says they're from some environmental group. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2670 When I said 'this job is for the birds,' they all swooped in to take it. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2671 Frankly Mr. Butler, I don't give a hoot either. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2672 We know when you're lying, Jan. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2673 I've acumulated more wisdom in every one of the nine years I've worked here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2674 Nein owls, Frau Heller. Nein owls... 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2675 Ms. Frakenbach, take a memo: My associates and I don't give a hoot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2676 I.T. needs sign off on a supply order. All the mice have gone missing. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2677 We did it! We now know how many licks. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2678 I just finished briefing the night shift. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2679 Sir, our man in Athens suggests Newcastle. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2680 Batman was already taken 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2681 Can you point out which of my advisors sexually harassed you, Mrs. Hu? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2682 The wisdoms of crowds 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2683 Point made Ms. Pritchett. Nothing inauspicious here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2684 Said hoo? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2685 You will be responsible for the what-why-when-and-wheres. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2686 They're training for Hogwarts. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2687 Make sure you choose wisely. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2688 Did you find out how many licks it takes sir? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2689 I've asked you what, why, when, where and how. But they may have one more question. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2690 We all have problems, but don’t tell me don't give a hoot! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
2691 I said I was into Dr Who, not Nine Owls From the Midnight Inning. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2692 Headquarters, Marquis Who’s Who. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2693 Miss Jenkins, a memo to Hogwarts please: "We are not accepting transfer applications at this time." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2694 It's the new FAQ division. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2695 Well, Owl be damned, Francine. Hoo'd a thunk most people hate puns? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2696 Do you think that's wise? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2697 He's asking for the 'Wise One'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2698 Hoo's Hoo? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2699 An owl for every desk, Mrs. Smith. Let's see if we get smarter memos. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2700 Don't listen to them, I know who that is. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2701 I understand that you like my new file cabinet, Ms. Jones. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2702 With all the government budget cuts, we had to hire some new assistants. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2703 Is it ok now to set appointment for your wisdom teeth removal, sir? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2704 OK George, but this is the last time..."who let the dogs out?" 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2705 Trust me! It's a hoot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2706 OK, I get it. You don't want me to focus on 'what, when, where, and how," but on who! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2707 They are my most trusted advisors. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2708 'you left the windows open again.' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2709 President Trump mandated this wowl. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2710 Well, I do give a hoot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2711 They want the ninth day of Christmas changed to "nine owls a-hooting." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2712 We thought it would be wiser if you no longer worked here. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2713 Frankly, Madam, I don't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2714 Miss Penny, I specifically asked that 9 dowels be installed under my desktop 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2715 We're not so different, you an I. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2716 Is it me? Is it you? Who gives a hoot? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2717 Fly with your own flock. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2718 Clearly, I DO give a hoot about your problem. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2719 When you asked about ways to relieve stress, I meant Hooters. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2720 No wisdom from these stupid birds, I get all my information from the Internet. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2721 You always go above and beyond, Oscar, but 'bring your pet to work day' means ONE, not a parliament! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2722 Sandra, I believe you've met the new legal team... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2723 I'm happy your side business is going well Ted, but your 'Authentic Harry Potter Mail Owl' business must be run from home. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2724 Trademarked? Well, what about Hooties? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2725 Send them back. I ordered a "Who's Who" for my desk. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2726 What makes you think I give a hoot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2727 'They're the desktop version' 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2728 I know Tuesdays are half-price wings at Hooter's, but this is ridiculous. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2729 Sorry, they ran out of pipers piping. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2730 Didn't anybody telly you? Mr. Jenkins hates owls. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2731 There's this cat that I don't ever want to see again! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2732 Don't get nervous ... It's not as if they're chickens ... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2733 I'm missing one...can you bring me my binoculars? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2734 I told you the Ornithologists Writers' League would make a lousy acro 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2735 Frankly, Sylvia, I don't give nine hoots. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2736 I ordered a DOZEN owls Ms Smith. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2737 Care for a Parliament? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2738 We've got who, all we need now is the what and where. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2739 Good morning, sir, are we any closer to giving a hoot today? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2740 I see you've been ignoring your Hogwarts letters. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2741 Would you like to buy a owl? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2742 I've figured out how to win the rat race. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2743 You said I should get all my ducks in a row, so what if I can't find any ducks? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2744 Have I made it clear I don't give a hoot? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2745 ITS MY BIRTHDAY, EVER ONE KNOWS I LIKE HOOTERS. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2746 When I asked for a Parliament, I meant a cigarette. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2747 At least the rats are gone. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2748 This will take care of the mouse problem. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2749 Who knows? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2750 The Tootsie Pop focus group is here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2751 I still don't give a hoot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2752 9 lollipops please, Janice 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2753 Personally, I don't give a hoot, but I'm clearly outnumbered. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2754 Well, they’re not turning out to be as wise as we’d hoped but they’re keeping the field mice down. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2755 It would be wise of you not to say anything about my friends! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2756 Parliament is in session! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2757 It's the Audubon Society on line one. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2758 Doctor, Mr. Sedaris is here to discuss diabetes. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2759 I'm sorry, we're short two Pussy-cats for the Dance By The Light Of the Moon. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2760 E-mail? Does Dumbledore use e-mail? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2761 No, Stan, I did not know it is 'Take Your Owls to Work Day'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2762 You're fired, Mrs. Johnson. Please get the flock out of here. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2763 When they said I was to "speak to the parliament..." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2764 I'm here to see Mr. Who. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2765 These owls will help fight illiteracy! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2766 FYI we use computers to send messages here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2767 No, I said I wanted to see Al's son, Dex! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2768 Whooo's on first? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2769 Whoooo's missing? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2770 It's a sit-in - they want us to rename Twitter to Hooter. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2771 They told me this job was a hoot. They didn't say why. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2772 Well, you're no pussycat. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2773 Really Jones, when I said I'm looking for branch manager material this is not what I meant. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2774 Neither the Cardinals nor the Blue Jays are interested in the Whoo's on first joke. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2775 WHO, WHO, WHO are you? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2776 Yes, this is what happens when you don't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2777 I'm sick of being called four eyes. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2778 You're kidding, Mr. Hootwell, I don't care what your mother said. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2779 Taking this "night owl" thing seriously. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2780 They are my eyes! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2781 Very humorous, Ms. Fogerty. Gee, I don't think I've ever heard the comment, "Oh, what a hoot!" about my owl collection before. Hilarious. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2782 All I want to know now is: "Who?" 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2783 Harold, wisdom comes from experience. Nice try! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2784 We'll be having a working lunch. After the deli, could you stop by the pet store and pick up nine mice? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2785 100,000 steps this week and it's only Wednesday. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2786 My friends here fill in when I don't have all the answers. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2787 We're sending this year's acceptance letters Hogwarts-style. Take that, Yale. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2788 Now will you stop resisting the wisdom of my decisions? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2789 I hope you don't mind, Miss Fieldmouse, but I've invited a few of my colleagues to sit in on this next part of the interview. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2790 I thought it would be a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2791 Inform my wife that the staff and I shall be working late again tonight 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2792 Call Hogwarts and tell them we will no longer be accepting returns by airmail 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2793 At least make an effort to know who is who. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2794 That's the last time you go to Hooters! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2795 Let me guess; you're headed to a hootenanny. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2796 Henry I said the outlet store. Not the owlet store. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2797 Not one of them. Good night! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2798 Thought I'd get a few more eyes on the annual report. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2799 We need to discuss your obsession with Hooters 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2800 Whooo did you say the author was? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2801 Their to support the "wiretapping" claim. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2802 Who did you say you were? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2803 You'll have to admit it has cut down on the field mice. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2804 Only they ask the questions around here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2805 Thank you, Ms. Mudd, but I asked for some TOWELETTES to clean the window. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2806 Your petition for equal pay was rejected by parliament. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2807 I've displayed my doppelgänger in its various moods. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2808 This isn't what I meant when I asked you to give a hoot, Harold. That being said, I am glad I censored myself. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2809 They'll keep an eye on things while I'm gone. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2810 Your wife called. She says she doesn't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2811 Maybe it's time to cut back on night shifts. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2812 Well, you did ask for the Who's Who on your desk, sir. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2813 I don't like working late nights either. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2814 Sorry, but I don't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2815 And I say it's 'To Who It May Concern'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2816 This way, I'm never alone with a woman. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2817 I solved the mouse problem. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2818 Who,Who,Who,Who wants to see me? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2819 No, Liz, I said I needed ten HOURS to get this project done. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2820 Is it "Who" or "Whom" am I talking to? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2821 J.K. Rowling is sending Tweets to the President again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2822 What else would I be doing in the middle of the night? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2823 Great hooters you got there! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2824 Truth in advertising demands accuracy. Bring in the Tootsie Pops. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2825 This does NOT make you a Member of Parliament! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2826 We need to reword the help wanted ad for that new Hooters franchise. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2827 It's a Jeopardy question. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2828 What is it this time, groomer or the vet? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2829 I wouldn't call this building a better mousetrap, no. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2830 I met them at Hooters. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2831 For one mouse? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2832 Sorry, I'm fresh out of mice. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2833 Who's here to see me? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2834 I caught them prowling around, Ms. Hedwig. It's obvious they're in cahoots, but with who? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2835 Frankly, I prefer to seem wise by stealing my grad students' papers... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2836 I know they're cluttering my desk, but I don't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2837 Yeah, but whoooooooooo's counting? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2838 Tell the Potter fans that emails are just fine. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2839 But you haven't seen any mice around, have you? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2840 Apparently they mistook Harvard for Hogwarts. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2841 I don't give a hoot who's here to see me. I am working on the reorganization plan with my consultants! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2842 The ruling is not in your favor. You're fired. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2843 My ex-place or yours? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2844 It's "I give a hoot at work day". 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2845 They're here for a consultation on how to build a better nest egg. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2846 As a matter of fact I was raised in a barn. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2847 Owl cappella. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2848 They came with the desk 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2849 So, bringing wisdom to the office is not figuratively, eh? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2850 Let her go to Hogwarts already! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2851 Don't screech. It is a parliament meeting. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2852 Contrary to what you may have heard, this office does actually give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2853 Are you F!#@ing kidding me Ellen?!? I said towels! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2854 Get me the quinoa salad and nine rats. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2855 Now bring 2 mice and a documentary filmmaker. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2856 I don't give a hoot about all your collected wisdom... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2857 Just because my name is Harry Z. Potter! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2858 It's parliamentary, my dear Ms. Henderson. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2859 We shared an Uber Pool. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2860 The employment agency sent them over. Nobody else wants to work the night shift. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2861 I've just been appointed Prime Minister. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2862 Have one that gives a hoot? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2863 Maybe next time we should specify that replies from Hogwarts should be sent by email. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2864 Sir, there's an owl in the outer office applying for the vacancy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2865 Because you are a genius, we will tolerate your obsession with owls. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2866 Jane, I would like you to meet your new night staff. Upper management decided to make budget cuts. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2867 We've contracted with them to write 'The Who's Who of the National Audubon Society'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2868 I bet you carry a lot of books on prophecy and wisdom. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2869 Our Tootsie Roll client is going to love this new ad campaign! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2870 Who, indeed! Who cares? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2871 Janice, I'm the only guy around here who gives a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2872 Oh, so those are the hooters? I'm still reporting you to HR. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2873 Uh-huh," says I, "a couple of freshman philosophy courses and you're ready to perch there pontifying like god's gift to perspicacity. Now how 'bout you striplings come see how the real world works? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2874 "I am trying to figure out 'whodunnit'!". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2875 Our company email has been hacked. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2876 Well, owl-be. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2877 How many owls does it take to get the center of an HR investigation?" "One was enough, John. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2878 the one on the left sings bass 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2879 Say hello to our Board of Directors. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2880 Evelyn, I'd like you to meet our night crew. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2881 I'll call it in now, nine rats and one BLT, with blah, extra mayo. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2882 Shall I show them the temple, or will you? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2883 Honestly, I don't give HOOT. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2884 I'd ask 'Why?', yet, 'Who?' seems more appropriate. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2885 Sorry, Ms. Higgins. The committee just doesn't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2886 To Athens, not from. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2887 10 cups of black coffee, please. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2888 Guess whoooo's been granted power of attorney? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2889 Yes, I agree. Your office is the most rodent-free office in the building. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2890 We'd like you to join our Parliament. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2891 Towels, Johnson; towels. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2892 No, Sir. I don't think it makes you look smarter and your desk is a mess. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2893 I don't care if you don't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2894 No, Mrs. Smith, I need towelettes. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2895 Tell him that "Owl be happy to join the meeting." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2896 Do you know whooo you're talking to? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2897 But I never had a bird problem on my desk before you got the owls. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2898 Ms. Jones, I asked for nine towels! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2899 My inbox is insane, our server is down. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2900 I don't care if they're 100% organic, Miss Hurd, I asked for towels. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2901 Well, who are you? Who, who, who, who ?? I really wanna know who are you? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo?? Tell me, who are you. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ?? 'Cause I really wanna know. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo?? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2902 Mr. Bezos, if people were afraid of Amazon Drones... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2903 A bird in the hand is worth nine on the desk. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2904 We don't give a hoot about your problem. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2905 From today on, our corporation’s work time is from dusk to dawn. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2906 Hooo's the boss now? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2907 You've made it clear that you don't give a hoot. But, nine; really? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2908 So hoo's first? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2909 I thought wisdom came from experience, not from icons 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2910 Actually, I DO give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2911 Implausible deniability. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2912 Turns out kids prefer pussycats. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2913 Who said I have a problem? Who? Who? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2914 I know what you're going to say..."why nine?" 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2915 HRs new strategy. "We really, really, do give a hoot." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2916 When I asked you to do something about the mice, I meant call an exterminator. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2917 I think that is a wise move. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2918 The EPA was having a sale. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2919 Just a thought, Miss Primby,~do you know any nice pussycats? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2920 Wise? No, I'd say subtle. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2921 You think this is bad? Every day I have to wake up to that old hen. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2922 It was a split decision. You're fired. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2923 I don't care if you give a hoot, I am not doing that 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2924 Oh, Cathy - you're a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2925 Is there a problem,? 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2926 "The Audabon folks aren't interested;they think they're wise enough!' 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2927 Welcome to OWL FINANCIAL SERVICES where we give a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2928 But who's counting? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2929 Owl ask you later. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2930 Bring me a coffee, paper towels and some mice. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2931 I wish people would wise up and stop giving me the bird. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2932 Why yes, I have been feeling a bit owly lately. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2933 I don't give a hoot, either, Ed. I still need your timesheets. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2934 My therapist says nine owls a day will cure my fear of rodents. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2935 Also where? what? and why?n 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2936 It's a new Parliamentary procedure 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2937 You must be the wisest person I know! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2938 You can laugh, but there hasn't been a pidgeon on my desk all day. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2939 Looks to me like you can afford to give a hoot now and then. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2940 Mr. Finley I think you have mice in your desk 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2941 No, I wanted some towels, with a "T." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2942 Proof we actually give a hoot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2943 It's not the Hoo, it's the Why? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2944 I thought these might soften Hooters image! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2945 They're mad that rodents get all the good roles in cartoons. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2946 You said I didn't give a hoot so I gave a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2947 Frankly, I could give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2948 I'm researching a who-done-it 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2949 Yes, Hazel, I am now a member of Parliament. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2950 I still say an exterminator would have been able to look after our mouse problem. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2951 They're calling it a "Hoteninenny!" 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2952 We've been up all night working on this project, so please bring us nine mouse sandwiches and one sticky bun. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2953 Was it too much to ask for the Nine Ladies Dancing? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2954 I couldn't resist. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2955 Feeling owly this morning, are we, sir? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2956 Yeah, I work with a bunch of wise guys. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2957 They don't give a hoot, Miss Ledbetter, and I no longer care to holler. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2958 From now on, Ms. Beasley, they'll be asking all the questions. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2959 I'm a believer in collective wisdom. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2960 Tell the boss I don't give nine hoots. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2961 I misunderstood when the board told me to acquire Hooter's. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2962 How about Weird 'Owl' Yankovic? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2963 I have all these eyes to observe you. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2964 I don't give a hoot what you say, I'm not calling an exterminator! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2965 Did you say whose, who's or whos? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2966 I wish I gave a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2967 Any luck keeping the pigeons off your head? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2968 I'll need expense reports, the merger proposal and three dozen field mice. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2969 Historically, I've been more inclined to take a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2970 Before I sack Jenkins, tell him to reorder the towelettes. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2971 Actually, I could give a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2972 Looks like the internship applications from Hogwarts have arrived early this year. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2973 Our board is a veritable who's-who. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2974 Don't ever call me pussycat again, Mr. Wise! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2975 Yes sir, I found a tailor who can make suits for them. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2976 Who's the wise guy, in charge of this place? 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2977 I get it, you don't give a hoot 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2978 Whooo did you say called? 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
2979 My fax machine is on the fritz. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2980 The library owl had babies. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2981 I did find it rather an odd request Madam Prime Minister. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2982 As you can see, sometimes I do give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2983 So you're not a Muggle after all. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2984 At least the mice are gone. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2985 I am a woman and I am underpaid" --- "I am a Republican and I don't give a hoot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2986 It is such a hoot to work here. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2987 The question is 'why?', not 'who?' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2988 Who sent you? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2989 Can't you see I don't give a Hoot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2990 Sorry, Margaret, I no longer give a hoot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2991 More spam from Hogwarts? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2992 My secretary quit, but one of my carrier owls can get us lunch. How do you feel about rabbit? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2993 They remind me that I'm not a mouse. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2994 Hoo done it? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2995 May I have the Potter file? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2996 I have to go to the bathroom, would you watch my owls? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2997 I just don't give a hoot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2998 Ms Sanders, this is not what I meant when I said schedule 'Hooters' for lunch. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2999 Can you have the zoo department take a look at our outgoing mail problem? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3000 For the last time, Mr. Jennings, we didn't have any mice even BEFORE you got them. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3001 Sorry, we can’t seem to keep the whodunnits on the shelves. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3002 Your assignment is to teach them to fly. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3003 You can't have too much wisdom. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3004 There'll be no hootin' and hollerin' around here, thank you. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3005 Thank you, that will be owl, Ms. Perkins. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3006 Because there are a lot of rats working in this office. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3007 Who is the wisest boss of all? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3008 Looks like you've made The Who's Who 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3009 You call them owls. I call them emotional support animals. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3010 We could give a hoot about monthly sales reports. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3011 It's no coincidence the new mailroom guy is someone by the name of Potter. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3012 I never should have branched out. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3013 Who's your daddy? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3014 My fear now is we'll run out of mice. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3015 Is this where parliament meets? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3016 Please file there alphabetically and by political preferences. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3017 You don't look any wiser. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3018 Once again, thank you for your gift of a membership in the 'Owl of the Month Club.' 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3019 This is the client I was telling you about, they're a real hoot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3020 My wife made me move my owl collection out of the house. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3021 I find I'm more productive if I check my messages only twice a day. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3022 You said it would be wise to consult the Who's Who. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3023 Who ordered these? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3024 How many times do I have to tell you, it's not "who," it's "whom." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3025 All addressed to me: see 'Mr. Barry Potter.' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3026 Wise up, Moneypenny 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3027 I won a drawing at Hooters 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3028 Professor Dumbledore, I see you shaved your beard and remodeled your office. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3029 If a bird in the hand is worth more than one in one in the bush than a bushel of owls is worth a fortune. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3030 I'm all out of hoots to give, Karen. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3031 Whose the wisest of them all? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3032 You can't hide behind your knowledge if you don't know how to apply it. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3033 But you're a Muggle!!! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3034 I'm glad you're here. I'm having the hardest time finding out the name of the first baseman from them. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3035 Sure, I like them, but today I was expecting nine ladies dancing. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3036 They've replaced our national intelligence agents." or "The adminstration has replaced all of the other national intelligence agents. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3037 Should I file them under 'wise' or 'wisdom' and #hoot? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3038 Apparently it's what happens when you tell maintenance their mousetraps don't work 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3039 This is not what I meant by getting "eyes in the sky". 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3040 They help me make wise managerial decisions. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3041 Yes, I'm proud of what I did. Hasn't been a mouse in my office for weeks! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3042 —Tell my wife I am in the middle of a meeting. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3043 Ms. Dawson, prepare to short the timber industry. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3044 Who's in charge? Your guess is as good as ours. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3045 Now you show me yours! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3046 Is the fax machine broken again? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3047 " I do 'who', not 'what', 'where', ' when', and 'why'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3048 Can't we just use Fed-Ex this week? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3049 OK, I admit it, I have a thing for hooters. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3050 I have raptor-phobia. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3051 Sally, find out how these owls got in my office. I suspect fowl play. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3052 Is Hogwarts still trying to invite you back, Mr. Potter? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3053 Welcome to my sanctuary. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3054 Be sure to keep the males and females separated. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3055 Pigeons. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3056 Mr. Yew, I am not here for your amusement. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3057 Who wants miced cream? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3058 No, Miss Smith, I don't give a hoot about you. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3059 Who gives a whoot where is my pay check ! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3060 Tell Athena I want to see her immediately!! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3061 Tell them it's "Whom is inquiring? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3062 It isn't Bring Your Owls to Work Day? I've been punked! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3063 They're moving out of the White House. I'm trying to find them new homes. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3064 The Hoots are here for a pre-adoption interview. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3065 Who left several messages? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3066 I swear, Ginny, these are just friendly texts. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3067 I don't give a hoot, but they do. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3068 It's not hoarding if they want to be with me. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3069 I'm an owl person. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3070 I could give nine hoots about what you think you're entitled to Delores. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3071 Is this your way of saying you don't give a hoot about my problem? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3072 Well, Miss Clark, I retire tomorrow and owl sure miss all the laughs we shared over the last 40 years. You, too? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3073 But they're platform agnostic. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3074 They help convince my patients that I really am a wise doctor. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3075 Please make a lunch reservation for 10 at Hooters. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3076 Meet the President's new fly by night advisory team. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3077 I work the night shift... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3078 Hoot you talk'n to? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3079 Yeah, but he said in his address that America needs a Parliament. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3080 She felt his tweets were unprofessional. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3081 Don't you think that you're pushing that Pigeon phobia of yours a little too far? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3082 I said, 'Hourly.'" "I said, 'Hourly. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3083 Terrific new band. The Whos'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3084 Remember, you told me to wise up! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3085 Why? Because the penguins were busy. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3086 This is not what I had in mind when I said you needed to follow parliamentary procedure. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3087 A chicken salad on whole wheat, chips, a Diet Dr. Pepper and nine live mice. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3088 Mr Wise, that annoying CaptionContest guy is here again and he insists that you comment. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3089 Will That be all, Sir? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3090 No, I haven't replied to all the messages yet 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3091 Frankly Miss Jenkins ... I don't give a hoot! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3092 What? It's "Bring Your Kids to Work Day." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3093 That mouse can never scare you again, Caroline. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3094 You wanted to see me about a 9-owl work day? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3095 Pete Townshend called. He needs his back-up singers for a comeback tour. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3096 Dowels, Mrs Johnson.W we make furniture. We need a case of dowels. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3097 This board meeting is going to be a real hoot! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3098 Many sets of eyes are watching you. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3099 The mouse problem isn't that bad. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3100 I told you I was a night owl. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3101 I'll take that one." "Who? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3102 I warned you not to schedule your own parliament meetings. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3103 Please bring me the Wise files. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3104 I don't give a hoot what you think. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3105 I'm looking for the person who is in charge of owls. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3106 I'm here about the parliamentarian position you advertised. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3107 Wisdom Baker, they are for wisdom 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3108 Who says, that's who. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3109 I can't figure what's behind my urge for potato chips. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3110 Mr. Potter, you've got mail! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3111 Ok so who's the wise guy. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3112 Are you planning to clone Harry Potter as well, sir? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3113 Helen, help me out here. I can't keep track of whose who is who! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3114 Not only will they be better protection for you than the Secret Service but no mice will be found for miles! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3115 So your favorite band is The Who? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3116 I'm guessing JK did not like my most recent edits 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3117 Actually, they're referred to as a 'parliament' of owls. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3118 Guess who called while you were out? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3119 I'm learning to give a hoot. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3120 President Trump asked me to submit a list of potential cabinet members but, whenever I suggest a name, all they say is - WHO? . 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3121 Well, the pigeons don't bother me anymore. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3122 They were here all night. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3123 The Three Blind Mice are here for their 10:00 o'clock Appointment Sir. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3124 When I said I liked hooters, I was talking about my owls. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3125 The convention has been moved. Didn't the pigeon send the memo? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3126 The wise have it. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3127 Hoot twice for assistance 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3128 Apparently, my review of the latest Harry Potter film was not sufficiently positive. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3129 now that your new pets food is mice-count me out. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3130 Welcome to the night shift! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3131 One of our accountants will be with you shortly. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3132 Says who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
3133 Owl bet your are looking for whoo's in charge. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3134 The company will not be giving out Christmas bonuses this year. But you can pick an owl to take home with you along with the Starbucks gift certificate. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3135 They're for the new awards ceremony. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3136 Is this what you meant by 'a little help from my friends'? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3137 Nine times out of ten no one gives a hoot. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3138 Owl Gore to see you, sir. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3139 No, Mrs. Worthington, I think it MOST unlikely someone did it for a lark. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3140 Wise choice! Soon you'll be able to get rid of those glasses forever. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3141 I said ten 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3142 I will consult with the 9 most wise. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3143 Tell him I will go four owls, but not a single owl more. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3144 Pick one. Any one. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3145 Different kind of hooters. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3146 I don't care how many you give me, I'm not reading Atlas Shrugged. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3147 Nine owls would make a fine baseball team, but I need ten to open my computer. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3148 I said towels Beth, towels. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3149 I'm delighted to report that you've been reappointed as secretary of the parliament. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3150 You're such a pussycat, Mr. Clyde. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3151 "I finally got an environmental consensus". 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3152 Let's show the staff that I do give a hoot. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3153 These are not the hooters I asked for Brenda. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3154 I asked you to show me candidates that were a real hoot, but I'm beginning to think you're willfully misunderstanding me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3155 Abbott always said I sounded like Hoo. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3156 Yes, WHO indeed? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3157 Did you check their references? The 'mouse' was seen in our Data Security Room. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3158 Pull up the Hogwarts account. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3159 I'm over the Girl Scout cookies 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3160 Take one-they're our new low budget smart phones. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3161 Ms Simpkins, I said please get me Warren Howells not barn owls. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3162 I'm collecting scat for the annual report 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
3163 They say owls bring wisdom. So, I'll take one for each cabinet member...and rwio or three for their boss. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3164 I ordered a dozen "towels", and where's the other three? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3165 You know I hate being interrupted while I'm in roosting sessions. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3166 As you can plainly see, our Investment Advisors are a wise lot indeed. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3167 What I said was, a good secretary needs a nice set of vowels. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3168 I believe it's actually, 'To whom are you referring?', Mary. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3169 Gerald! For the ninth time, I said I'm asking for Gerald! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3170 It doesn't matter. Nobody is going to think you're a hoot. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3171 Hogwarts will just have to find another accountant. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3172 Well, at least these new hires actually give a hoot. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3173 I'll need a conference room and a bag of Tootsie Pops. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3174 So I see we're finally replacing the original Cabinet 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3175 You don't have to work nights anymore. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3176 This isn't what I meant when I asked for alpine furniture. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3177 Marketing predicts an onslaught of wood peckers. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3178 Ok, bring in the Tootsie Roll Pops. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3179 My subscription to the Owl of the Month Club was ill-considered. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3180 Ginsberg's Owl? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3181 I see you are not familiar with thecommon New England Desk Owl! It's a native species. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3182 My desk job is for the birds. Flight school is down the hall. I only handle roosting. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3183 They are a perfect fit for the department that will be interrogated by police. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3184 I will not be intimidated by a desk full of wise guys, you're fired! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3185 Was this in the business plan? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3186 Your wife, dammit, not 'Who?' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3187 Owls about we save sex 'til after we're married. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3188 O.k. o.k. So you DO give a hoot. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3189 I understand corporate's happy they'll work for bird seed, but are you sure they can file? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3190 The work has been a bit more difficult since taking the night shift. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3191 Obviously, I don't give a hoot! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3192 I said I needed nine copies of "Howl". 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3193 I say we wait here until one of these mannequins opens the window. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3194 1. ""Eat, Prey, Love" - Our new motto!"" 2. "what a hoot! Love the new team." 3. O "Owl be back in a moment with mice for your guests." 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3195 The board has spoken. We don't give a hoot. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3196 Yes, Miss Codswallop, I said "Whoooo's a member of parliament now?" 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3197 They threw me out of Congress, so I joined a Parliament. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3198 Trust me, you wouldn't want to sit if hadn't removed the chairs. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3199 Mine has her name, Mildred, tattooed under her left wing. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3200 Owl be watching you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3201 I would get some work done if I could only get these damn owls off my desk. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3202 Doesn't make you any smarter. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3203 Yes, you misheard me! And who'd ever say, 'I'll see you in nine owls' anyway? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3204 "Find he mice,, Miss Hansen 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3205 Of course there's room for more school vouchers. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3206 I told you not to work at night. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3207 While I can empathize, we simply do not abate figurative rats. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3208 These won't do, Miss Bennis. We need a spokesowl who gives a hoot. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
3209 Put together, they're wiser than you are. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3210 Mr. Oswald! I'm only orating on an obvious observation. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3211 So, who was here first? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3212 They're not from " funny and cute owls compilation". 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3213 No, Miss Jones, these are wise young owls. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3214 ...After careful consulting with the board of directors on bonuses this year, everyone agrees it's more of an issue of "who" is deserving exactly. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3215 Okay, whooo is the wise one? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3216 Owlivia, per your request, here's the new night shift. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3217 Not only do I give a hoot, I may sell the rest on eBay. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3218 They're my research assistants. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3219 At least there are finally 9 of them again. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3220 No, a romp is for otters. I wanted a parliament. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3221 Is Horton back from his therapist? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3222 No one gives more hoots than me. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3223 I put potato chips in our bird feeder 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3224 Hoo is here? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3225 And they've also been trained to 'who' at alternative facts. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3226 Who, who knows. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3227 Performance review be damned-I give a hoot . 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3228 Are you trying to be a wise guy? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3229 It won't make up for the fact that you've been acting like an Eeyore. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3230 They're the control group for the Irritable Owl Syndrome testing. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3231 Mr. Popper's Owls? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3232 I don't give a hoot, I get a hoot. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3233 Marcy, can you get us a table for ten at Hooters? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3234 I'm finishing up tax returns for all the Hogwarts clients 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3235 No Miss Jenkins, I do not give a hoot about the company picnic! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3236 Their work visas have expired - but no country will accept them back. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3237 I think I gave one too many hoots. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3238 Seems my office feng shui is out of balance. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3239 Owly maybe, mousy no. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3240 Nonplussed Margaret waited for one of them to blink as Mr. Carmine remained mute, in the morning there had been only 5 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3241 Henry your owl collection tells me you’re not the smartest one in the room. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3242 The board has voted to switch to a parliamentary model. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3243 Yes, these are owls. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3244 I usually don't give a hoot. But for you, please take one. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3245 Yes. Superb Owl. I get the joke. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3246 I needed a secure server. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3247 Please tell Mr. Bailey I don't give a hoot. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3248 The publisher of Woo's Woo of Owl Collecting wants to see you. Do you give a hoot? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3249 We are closely monitoring the mice index. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3250 I'd like to confer with the parliament. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3251 I've decided that our new brain trust is really for the birds. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3252 Wisdom of the crowd, Janet. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3253 I'm selling them to raise funds for the Boy Scouts. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3254 This is an organized hoot against The Predatorocrat. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3255 That’s correct, Ms. Jones, we’ll be seeing no more candidates for the overnight shift. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3256 What makes you think that I give a hoot? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3257 Tell me why I should give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3258 It was the wise thing to do. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3259 No, Mr. O'Reilly. Even with the Groucho disguise and the cute birds, I don't want to get drinks with you after the show. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3260 Harry tries to convince the head of HR that this was what he meant when he said "I love hooters!" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3261 Say it again but this time: 'With whom am I visiting?' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3262 Who,Who,Who,Who,Who,Who,Who,Who Who...What? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3263 Who sent those? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3264 Wise men seek wise counsel. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3265 Your resume was a real head-turner. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3266 Owl let you know when you get a pay raise. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3267 Gladys, our night shift team here lodged a complaint with HR, saying your called them a, "Bunch of hoots." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3268 Maybe now you can give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3269 Speaking for all of us, "We don't give a hoot!" 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3270 I would suggest filing them under ‘O’. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3271 So the boss wants to have a serious talk with me? Well, tell him I don't give a hoot 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3272 I don't give a hoot. I receive them. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3273 Who needs a computer when you have nine owls? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3274 Wise Decision, Miss Havishaw, but where are the Potato Chips? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3275 Thanks for the bonus this year, but do you remember that last year's bonus was a snake? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3276 Our mouse problem has become an owl problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3277 Personally, I don't give a hoot. However ... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3278 They're called "Tribble Owls". I don't know why... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3279 If anyone mentions "hooters,"now it's not sexual harassment. Next to hire a couple of "boobs." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3280 Welcome to the Trump appointed House of Parliament." "...I'm not sure that's how this works." "Try telling him that. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3281 Hoo hoo, messed up the order for 9 awls? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3282 Outpatient forms, Merideth! OUTpatient! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3283 Not what I meant by I think you are a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3284 We look forward to having you on our team. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3285 We're diversifying. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3286 Get me a list of the funkier Catksills venues and then get George Clinton's people on the line to see if he's interested in summer tour. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3287 What makes you think I give a hoot, Miss Jensen? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3288 No, no vole infestation here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3289 I thought you wanted hooters for lunch. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3290 I'm finally at the top of the pecking order. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3291 Look at all the hoots I give. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3292 these are my nine owls . that's right. nine fine fuckin owls. count 'em donna you wet-brained clod. how many owls do you have 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3293 Whooooooo are you? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3294 What do you think of my hooter desktop? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3295 What ever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the parliament. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3296 The meek and the quiet don't last in this business, Ms. Frump. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3297 I don't get it. Our new team of reporters never asks What, Why, Where and How...only Who. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3298 Which Who is in first? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3299 This won't make the guys in the C-suite think you're a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3300 The night shift wants a raise. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3301 Not exactly the parliament I envisioned. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3302 I know I suggested Hooters for my birthday, Miss Jones. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3303 And all I said was,"I really don't give a hoot." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3304 Ms. Reynolds, I assure you the corporation DOES give a hoot about you. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3305 I require a dozen fresh voles for my friends 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3306 Like I give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3307 These are the wisest night-shift employees we have. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3308 We had to cancel our broadband as a result of budget cuts, but I think these guys are up to the task. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3309 I wasn't lying when I said I'm out working. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3310 Do you think Hooters would be interested? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3311 What makes you think you have what it takes to work at Hooters? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3312 Let me guess, you were looking for a secretary with a couple of hooters? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3313 Personally, Mrs. Jones, I don't give a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3314 Not another one of your attempts to outsmart the system? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3315 I recommend your son hang out with this gang instead of one he is in. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3316 Sorry, I don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3317 What do you mean, you 'don't give a hoot' about my new office decorations? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3318 Hooters called, they're taking it in a different direction. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3319 They want to know who who who who who who who who who is calling. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3320 The 401k owl is on lunch break right now. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3321 Forgive me for saying this, but you look pretty unwise by comparison. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3322 Yeah I guess I could give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3323 Human Resources: The Hoot Nanny As you can see, it was all a misunderstanding. He meant these hooters. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3324 They help with my anxiety. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3325 Now we just need the what, where and why... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3326 Edna, I'd like you to meet the new government appointed Department of Field Mouse Safety & Health. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3327 Surround yourself with wisdom. Surround yourself. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3328 Maybe the Church will take them; they ARE birds of prey. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3329 They were three short of a dozen, so I got them very cheaply. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3330 My Mixtape Gets All The Chicks...Yes Melanie It Is Fire 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3331 Why do you have a bunch of owls on your desk? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3332 Pamela, thanks for coming in. One question: Who is the wisest of them all? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3333 This year's company party should be a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3334 Cancel all my meetings. I've just learned that I'm a wizard. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3335 Exactly hooo do you think you are asking me about my business? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3336 I like the ad campaign, but in the office giving a hoot does pollute. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3337 Today is Bring Your Hooters to Work Day! Care to show me yours? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3338 The blowfish are on the way. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3339 Never speak of this. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3340 Must I really respond to, "Knock, knock"? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3341 If you didn't know me, could you tell? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3342 Here are the original copies. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3343 The Hooters board says lose the jacket. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3344 I asked to be connected to Parliament House not a Parliament of Owls. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3345 Enough already! Block Hogwarts. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3346 You wanted to see me about hoo? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3347 I don't care what day of Christmas it is, Stan 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3348 I just took it for a joke as someone asked me weather Hogwarts students a eligible for this MOOC or not.... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3349 oy vey, this is even worse than i suspected when you said you had to stay out late and "work with colleagues" every night,,, 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3350 Sir, Mr. Jones is here to see you. Whoooo? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3351 Good news, we're making you partner here at Owl, Owl, Owl, Owl, Owl, Owl, Owl, Owl, Owl and Jones. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3352 Ask as much as you want, I don't know who! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3353 "Mrs. West, I can't do my work." "Why not?" "Because I'm stupid." "No, you're not stupid. You're my gentleman lover." Also, owls. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3354 The parliament and I have voted to secede from the corporate union. We will, of course, continue to receive our salaries while we negotiate future trading agreements. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3355 Whose first 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3356 Janet, we have received quite a few complaints from HR. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3357 When you said we needed more plants in the office is this "who" they were for? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3358 Not, I repeat, not funny. Heads will spin. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3359 Is there another meeting of the Harry Potter Book Club today Ms. Steinman? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3360 Bob Geldof, John Mellencamp and Lady GaGa are collaborating on a new benefit rock concert. Guess what its for? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3361 I didn't say who, I said what. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3362 My colleagues inform me Dr Who videos can be found in the most watched section, top shelf. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3363 Is it necessary that the entire Board to be present? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3364 I'm listed in Hoo's Hoo. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3365 Miss Wilson, it's not what's that on my desk, it's whoos that on my desk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3366 There's one for each member of the Senate Intelligence Committee. They should help during the questioning of witnesses. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3367 So, you're firing me because I said you remind me of Norman Bates? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3368 All chicks? No, I won't work late with any of them either. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3369 Because Google only provides the most popular answers, Mrs. Fitch. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3370 GUESS THE NUMBERS OF OWLS AND KITTENS. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3371 I clicked on the subscription option by mistake. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3372 how do you like me nowl? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3373 It's not Whom Ms. Clark, but Who! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3374 You will find we in HR give more than two hoots about staff welfare Miss Clinton. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3375 Who's next? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3376 They are on strike, they demand hooters matter. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3377 We need all eyes on desk! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3378 I'm sorry, who? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3379 Tell Petersen I don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3380 They'll stay put until my mouse is returned. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3381 The other board members are very against changing the waitress uniforms too. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3382 I don't give a hoot what y'owl think, they're for the birds and they have to go. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3383 They're a hoot, aren't they? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3384 10 brains are better than 1. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3385 Unfortunately, owl therapy to reinforce 'who' you are is not covered by the company's health plan. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3386 I'm afraid you've just got to let me go, Miss Belfiore. I'm one of them now. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3387 What owls? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3388 They'll caw , coo and even cock-a-doodle-doo, but they just don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3389 Ho did it? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3390 I really wish the Ministry of Magic would use FedEx 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3391 If I stop the lights will go out. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3392 Madame Prime Minister, meet your post Brexit parliament. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3393 I am shocked Dolores! What do you mean "which one is Woodsy"? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3394 The answer is parliamentary, Dr. Watson. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3395 It's not working out. I'm still getting the same 5-4 decisions. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3396 Well, well, Mr. Potter. It seems your inbox is full again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3397 Dang it Cheryl, what about Where, What, When and How? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3398 It all started when I didn't give a hoot. But as you can see, I changed my mind. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3399 I said "I don't give a hoot." What's not to get? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3400 Sir, there's a delivery, they said it's from the zoo, did you order another owl? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3401 They're wise behind their ears. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3402 Sir, Who did it. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3403 The mice were out of control. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3404 Whoooo were you here to see? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3405 If you can tell me "Who's on First" you'll finally get your raise, Doris. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3406 Please open the window it's hoot in here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3407 Aren't they a hoot? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3408 Our building's persistent rodent problem howls for an alternative solution. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3409 From now on, work will be a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3410 Owls. They're like rabbits! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3411 That's 'Night Owl.' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3412 My broker said it was a good investment in today's climate. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3413 I really have to stop shopping on Ebay. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3414 Linda, I said I needed some 'warmed towels' for the conference, not nine Horned Owls. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3415 Whooooo are you looking for? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3416 Who's everyone? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3417 "If you ask me once more who am I talking to I 'll get real mad"! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3418 I DO give a hoot. Help yourself! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3419 YOU'RE LIVING IN AN OWLIGARCHY! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3420 I'm so tired of all this busy-work. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3421 Those are not Pokemon. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3422 Okay, which one of you wants a transfer to Hogwarts? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3423 Get me my copy of Atlas Shrugged...and a wet sponge 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3424 You called for a Hootenanny? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3425 The unread messenger birds were starting to pile up. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3426 Ok, Bob, I get it. You don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3427 No, Madame Prime Minister, Parliament does not meet on my desk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3428 Owl expect your resignation by tomorrow. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3429 Miss Brown, fetch me two more, please. The wise one says a quorum for a parliament of owls is 11. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3430 Despite what Potter says, pigeons are more reliable 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3431 Now who's the wise guy? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3432 WHO ? " " WHO ? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3433 Do you want coffee with those dozen dead mice? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3434 The sitter couldn't make it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3435 When in doubt, go with the wisdom of the crowd. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3436 Who called? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3437 Hoo do you do? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3438 These Hedwigs are weaning the President off tweeting. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3439 Oh, so that's how you became so wise. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3440 Take them out for a walk, feed them, and then bring me coffee! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3441 Now that we've solved the mice problem.... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3442 I manage the Hogwarts account. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3443 Others have owls thrust upon 'em. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3444 What the fuck 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3445 You can't go anywhere without running into a sit-in. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3446 Madam, we don't give a hoot about your genealogy. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3447 NO!' 'Alls I want..." I said! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3448 It's about time you gave a hoot, Miss Brooks! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3449 You just can't find good protection, these days. I had to get creative. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3450 Give one to every employee to be reminded daily to make wise decisions or else! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3451 Why do you have owls on your desk?" "Hoo cares. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3452 Hoo do you prefer..? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3453 That’s the last time I interview applicants from Hogwarts. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3454 yes, i do think this will make our agency memorable in the eyes of the Wise Snacks marketing team 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3455 I find flying with the eagles tiresome, Ms. Bailey. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3456 This is harder than a Chinese arithmetic problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3457 Is it hoot in here or is it just me? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3458 No miss Jones, I said 'book me for nine HOLES.' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3459 They aren't real but they are impressive, existentially, don't you think? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3460 They say owls brung wisdom So I'll take one for each of the Cabinet members,...and two or three for their boss, 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3461 We give a hoot about your grievances. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3462 "It's me, Ms. Cooper. " "It's me, Ms. Cooper." "It's me..... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3463 Management of Hooters 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3464 I don't think this is what the Prime Minister meant by "a smarter parliament." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3465 you're right, this definitely doesn't make you look stupid. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3466 Are you getting ready for The Who concert this weekend 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3467 Figurines are for amateurs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3468 I just don't give a hoot anymore. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3469 Dr. Who, I presume? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3470 I see you didn't specify 'Purdue'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3471 This *is* the Editorial Board of "Whoo's Whoo" and not a murder of crows ... though the two are not dissimilar. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3472 Owls are the new Rolodex. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3473 Who? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3474 The shipment of pussycats is scheduled for next week. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3475 Betcha don't know what a bunch of owls are called, Miss Jones. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3476 Are you telling me that you don't give a Hoot about my feelings? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3477 Ms. Wilson, I do give a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3478 Are you willing to work nights? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3479 Is USPS on strike? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3480 Have you heard of our downsizing plan, Miss Fieldmouse? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3481 Oh Wise One... The delivery guys are here. Where should we put the other desk? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3482 This does NOT make you a Member of Parliament! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3483 Martha, this "equal work for equal pay business" is just a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3484 Hold all my calls - parliament is in session. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3485 You don't know what hooters is do you? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3486 I had to use the nuclear option to get the last one on board. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3487 No, I didn't say your hooters were fine, I said they're were nine! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3488 Because they give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3489 I have everything you asked for - eight more owls, nine pussycats, nine pea green boats, nine bags of money wrapped in Five Pound Notes 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3490 Owl see what I can do ma'am. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3491 Don't you criticize my tchotchkes. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3492 Edna, make sure they get an office with a view. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3493 Don't look at me like that. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3494 This job's a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3495 That'll be owl Ms. Elanius. Owl let you know hoo owl need for the meeting. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3496 those are some nice statues. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3497 You did ask people to give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3498 They all respond to 'Who'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3499 Now let them say we don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3500 I'm addressing the parliament right now 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3501 I'm training them to work a switchboard. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3502 Move away from the desk, Cat Woman. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3503 I told you not to complain about the I.T. department. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3504 You want a wise resolution of your problem, don't you? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3505 Your keyboard will be fine, but you should definitely hide your mouse. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3506 Sorry mary,the night shift is just wrapping up 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3507 I've been assured that they know all the best words. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3508 I came to work with 10 of them. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3509 Sir, it's become apparent you just don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3510 Whooh ? Me? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3511 Clean up that desk. Were you raised in a barn? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3512 (Sigh)...Yes, 'Owl see you later' too. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3513 No, I mean like, we have a pretty open "arrangement" or whatever but I'm not fucking ALL of them, I mean not actively 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3514 In your revised memo regarding shelter donations, please remember the 'B' in BOWLS... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3515 I do give a hoot. Hell, we all give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3516 Who-who-who-who-who-who-who-who-who are you ? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3517 They've been up all night. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3518 It's a lot cheaper than Macs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3519 If you wouldn't leave food at your desk we wouldn't have mice. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3520 It's our new Knowledge Management team. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3521 I'm not sure if they should be filed alphabetically or numerically. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3522 I don't give a hoot about your issues 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3523 I'll need these filed under "O". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3524 Does it look like I give a hoot? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3525 I came with two captions >> "Is that wise?" or "Which one is Jared?" :) 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3526 Gotta pass on leaving early for drinks, Patty. Higher-ups have been perching out for me to screw up. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3527 Rabbi...I see you have a minyan. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3528 Mice for nine, and a turkey on Rye for me! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3529 I never give a hoot 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3530 As I don't agree with our current parliament, I thought I'd assemble one of my own. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3531 Mary, don't buy pens this week. I think I have a better idea... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3532 Some water, please, with lots of mice. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3533 Better cancel my 10 o'clock with the Hare family. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3534 Hoo should I say is in charge? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3535 If he says 'guess WHO is here?' again, I'm going to scream. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3536 They called our bluff. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3537 I'm not sure, Minerva. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3538 Do they keep you up at night ? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3539 Who says so? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3540 I don't give a hoot--I just take 'em. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3541 I don't care how well their band sings. "The Who" is already taken. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3542 I'd like a little coffee with my hazel nuts. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3543 They can't hit or run, and they all play first base. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3544 I just don't want to be owl by myself. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3545 Naturally, they sought out wisdom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3546 I think you said your pussy cat has nine lives. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3547 I don't like conventional paper shredders. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3548 I was told I needed to give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3549 I said it would be nice if we had night-owls here, not nine owls! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3550 I have this idea to start a restaurant chain called Hooters 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3551 Now I can give a hoot! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3552 How is my morning? I'm having a hoot... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3553 These are the current nominees for the president's committee on rodent health. Please bring your gerbil "Fluffy" to them for examination. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3554 It's the night shift. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3555 "There's a problem with the mail server again." (First wizarding-world problems) 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3556 I asked for towels for my desk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3557 Yes, finding them jobs has been difficult since Hogwarts switched to FedEx. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3558 I have decided to embark on a matrimonial quest … to wit, to woo 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3559 They convinced me irrefutably that we are all in this together. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3560 Go ahead and Tweet I'll Hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3561 Frankly Miss Kronk, I give a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3562 They keep the crows and ravens away. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3563 They're not nearly as wise as we've been told. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3564 No more mice 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3565 I'm a hooter man myself. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3566 Hoo, me? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3567 Who did you say was on the phone? Who? Who? Who? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3568 This should take care of the mouse problem in the ladies' room. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3569 Pigeons need not apply. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3570 I'm sorry. I don't know who you are looking for, try the next desk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3571 Next time you say, "wisest parliament members," you may want to be more species specific, sir. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3572 At least the pigeons used to leave again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3573 We don't give a hoot about your excuses, Nancy. The way you've been treating your coworkers lately has been positively fowl! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3574 Yes, Ms. Linn, I finally purchased a 'HOOTERS' franchise. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3575 Whoooo really knew? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3576 Miss Pennywinkle, Your inane questions must now pass through my nine owl gauntlet before I attempt to answer it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3577 Something went wrong when I was trying to open a social media account on Twitter. Get me someone from I.T. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3578 After 7 P.M. we'll be going out on the rodent project. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3579 Any suggestions? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3580 Call that exterminator again. His method isn't working. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3581 Whatever, I think it's a big hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3582 Now I really need the nine "towels" I originally asked you for 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3583 Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who are you? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3584 It's a class action lawsuit. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3585 Did you hear a screech, Miss Armstrong? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3586 Unaccustomed to sexual harassment, the new secretary completely misunderstood the comment about fake hooters. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3587 All these reminders have my head spinning, Marsha. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3588 Now this is Harry, Larry, Gerry, Terry, Mary, etc. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3589 What time is it? Who knows? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3590 If I give them an owl, they can't say I don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3591 Marge, you don't understand Twitter. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3592 You're thinking of the restaurant—we don't sell wings here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3593 Can you please identify the one who screeched at you inappropriately? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3594 No need to explain. I don't give a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3595 This is not my idea of nine wise guys. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3596 Everyone that comes here gives a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3597 I just don't give a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3598 I said I wanted them NONE the wiser. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3599 I'm always told everyone's full name. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3600 Sam finally found out how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3601 Just what we need, nine more bird brains. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3602 And then after work we're going to a night club! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3603 Who's asking? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3604 The Babe Magnets were working. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3605 So you formed your own parliament 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3606 *They* didn't make fun of my glasses, Carol. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3607 I've come to the realization this company can't afford to give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3608 TOO MANY PIGEONS, MISS GOLLIDAY 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3609 My life coach said I should cultivate wisdom 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3610 Ahh, regretfully, no. We do, however, have owls. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3611 We're in the owl protection racket now, Effie. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3612 Just show me how to turn off Autocorrect. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3613 Well, Linda and I decided not to have kids. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3614 Marry me Miss Hastings, owl love you forever. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3615 Isn't this a hoot? One more of these guys and I'll have the wisest minyan in town! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3616 Have you finished playing with my hooters, Mr. Johnson? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3617 Yes, sir, very funny, sir. Yes, we can do it again: Who is my boss? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3618 Yes, I'm the Bill in parliament. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3619 Owl (I'll) take the call. Who's next, Miss Byrd? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3620 Karen, hold my 3 o'clock. I've been radicalized. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3621 I guess this is the price I have to pay for underreporting $150,000. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3622 Out of all the people who work here, only nine really give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3623 And if you need anything else, just give me a hoot 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3624 With who would you like to speak? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3625 I don't give a "hoot" anymore. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3626 I will need the complete file for the Wise account. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3627 Okay. But how? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3628 So that's nine RSVPs from Hogwarts. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3629 It's a parliament of interns, actually. But, yeah, they're replacing you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3630 Hooters? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3631 I don't give a hoot what you think, nine of them won't work either. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3632 You can call me owl 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3633 Welcome to parliament! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3634 Owl be fine, if you could just help them to the front door. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3635 Kevin in marketing stole one of your owls. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3636 I thought managing the Hogwarts account would be more fun. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3637 I won them at a hootenanny. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3638 To 'whom' do I owe my thanks, for this impromptu grammar lesson ? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3639 I said a 9 HOUR workday 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3640 Corporate sent them over to evaluate our rodent control plan 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3641 Just remember, Miss Pelly, business is not a basket of puppies. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3642 Sir! It's ducks in a row not owls! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3643 Very good sir, nine mice, and will you be having your usual corned beef? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3644 And so, your field mouse duties have been made redundant. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3645 No, I will not call you 'Mr. Speaker.' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3646 How many owls does it take ? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3647 Miss Smith, take these to our owlet store. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3648 Not sure you hired from the right Hooters 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3649 Nice hooters, sir. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3650 Is it who or whom? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3651 I don't give a hoot what you thought I requested. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3652 Doctor Who, I presume. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3653 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3654 Well Janice, you can inform Mr. Hoskins that I do not, in fact, give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3655 It's my own fault for telling them my name is Horton. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3656 Welcome to Hooters. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3657 Go ahead, take one. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3658 In an effort to manage rising corporate shipping rates... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3659 The what, when and why of the case will have to wait. Right now, I'm looking for the "hoo?" 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3660 They saw my mouse. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3661 I'd have already SENT the email, Larry, but I can't find my mouse anywhere. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3662 Hooo Dat? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3663 Hoo is here? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3664 We're not so different, you an I. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3665 Trust me, they're a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3666 Frankly Harold, this does not make you look any wiser. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3667 I don't give a hoot. Owl talk to you later. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3668 Now all you're missing is the lightening bolt, Harold. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3669 Aren't you a bit old for your Hogwarts letter? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3670 Sorry, they ran out of pigeons! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3671 Ask away. Inside their pellets will be the answers to any and all your HR questions. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3672 So now you think that you're nine times wiser? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3673 You asked for “authentic reclaimed barn wood” and that’s *exactly* what I ordered. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3674 Should I cancel your two o'clock? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3675 Sorry for the ruckus, but everything's OWL right in here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3676 My grandfather always told me,'it's not what you know..it's whoooo'! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3677 Well, I'm sorry MY live owl collection interferes with HIS profits. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3678 Looks like you've solved our problem of filling the night shift 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3679 Linda, I've just accidentally turned the board of directors into owls. Run out and get me the latest Harry Potter book, a dozen live mice, my dictaphone, and please post this on Facebook with the heading "owl right, owl right, owl right." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3680 But I ordered 10! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3681 Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who are you and what do you want? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3682 I attended a seminar on how to acquire wisdom 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3683 I don't give a hoot about the cat world. You're looking at evidence that owls can have nine lives too. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3684 The kids named them Who, Who's, Whose, Who'd, Who'll, Whom, Who Dunit, Whoo Hoo, and Whoot Whoot......I thought it would help them with contractions by being a bit creative.... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3685 You sling one of your wise remarks, one of these guys slips me a rejoinder. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3686 -"What?" -"Nothing." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3687 The remains of Larry's failed wireless 360° security company. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3688 I’ve accumulated a lot of wisdom during my years in this office. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3689 Look at me all you want but I'm through with pigeon duty with these phony wise guys. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3690 Really; owls? There are no pigeons around here! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3691 They're excellent typists. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3692 I thought I had mentioned this during my interview. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3693 I'm letting you go because you clearly don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3694 I just didn't want you to think I couldn't afford to give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3695 You stand out -- lose the tie. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3696 We were trying to get smarter rabbits, but we ended up with randier owls. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3697 I am going to work for a boss that also cares about the "what", "when", "where", and "how". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3698 They're not for sale. They're free. You see, I give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3699 I know it's their breeding season but the weather keeps them indoors. It's too wet to woo. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3700 I said get wings from Hooters, not get hooters with wings! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3701 Whooo,whooo, who let the birds out? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3702 Well, who are you? (hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot?) I really wanna know (who are you? hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot?) 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3703 Instead of lives, I was given owls 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3704 Just tell 'em . . . 'We don't give a hoot!' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3705 Owl be out for a while.... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3706 Speak up. I can't hear you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3707 You're suggesting I'm hungover? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3708 The question is not what, but who...? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3709 The President is on the line. He said he is looking for some collective wisdom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3710 oh, I know hoo. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3711 Well, you denied my request to hire more staff, so I got some free owls. Whoooooo's laughing now? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3712 it was a hoot 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3713 Yes, I'm the executive in charge of the company wisdom! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3714 ... and as a result, Horton heard more than one who. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3715 I need to clear my mouser history. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3716 Miss Wiggins, take my Brain trust and then come back and clean up the desk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3717 My name is Al. You can call me Wise Old Al, but if you do you owe me another one of these. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3718 Mr. Perdue, no sir, I don't think your father would approve, even if we call them free range owls! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3719 Sue Biggs, from marketing. Sue Biggs, from marketing. Sue Biggs, from marketing. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3720 We could use some wisdom right now. Can I ship one of those to the White House? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3721 Why yes my new desk is mahogany, thank you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3722 I thought this way someone around here might give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3723 There was a 9 for 1 sale at Petco. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3724 get these fucking owls out of my office, alice, i hate birds and dont understand why they are here 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3725 They've really helped me cut down on book theft. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3726 Missing Owl Department 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3727 Grow up, Harry. Get an iPhone like everyone else. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3728 When did you become such a Wise guy? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3729 I do not think you can sell this outsourcing option to the management. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3730 Hedwig is out taking a message to Harry 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3731 It appears you never learned to use the internet . . . 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3732 What Whig are you going to wear, today? They all look the same! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3733 I only have knowledge here. Wise guys are down the hall. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3734 Who said who? Or was it whom? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3735 Where are you in your search for wisdom? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3736 No, Ms. Sims, I said we need night-owls for the late shift. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3737 The parliament refuses to dissolve. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3738 So you made it in to the wisest school. Let's discuss it tonight over drinks! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3739 Frankly, Mrs. O'Dowd, I don't give a hoot... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3740 I wasn't wise enough 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3741 Edith can you please stop my subscription to the owl of the month club 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3742 As I am sure you are aware, Mr. Henkshire, some changes are anticipated in the intra-office mail system. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3743 One of them is a wise-guy Ms. Appledorn, and I aim to find out who. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3744 I'm sorry Ms. Jergens but as you can see, I only have only 9 more hoots to give before I retire. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3745 1.) Hooters, again, for lunch?! 2.) The restrooms are out of...towels, Miss Finkler. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3746 Who did you say is here? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3747 Yes, yes, yes. Harry sent you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3748 Owls have it! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3749 I'll take owl of them please. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3750 'Just whooooo do you think you I am? Now isn't that original.' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3751 Well, No birds have flown in since I put these out 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3752 You know your wife doesn't like it when you go to Hooters 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3753 Why do you want a raise? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3754 It's known as a "parliament", not a "bunch of owls" you dumb bitch! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3755 All these whos when all we need is a them. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3756 Is this the Who's Who editorial department? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3757 Owl be with you in a minute. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3758 It's easier than the Senate confirmation process. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3759 I just looked up their diet. How are your trapping skills, Ms. Jenkins? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3760 Does the nine-owl day include a lunch break? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3761 I can't help but think that this is retaliation for saying that no one around here gives a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3762 Moles and mice, Mrs Roberts. The Board wants production figures. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3763 Bark let the owls out? Bark. Bark. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3764 Well, it worked for Twitter… 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3765 MY, WE CERTAINLY ARE FEELING OWLY TODAY! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3766 Miss Swanson, when I said I don't give a hoot, I meant it! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3767 It's my way of being interesting. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3768 We just received a complaint from Hooters! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3769 No,no,,,I asked for more towles!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3770 You just had to have the oak... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3771 These are all the hoots I have left to give. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3772 Yeah, right, our new email program. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3773 I've worked nine owls and still can't get anything done. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3774 Who? I keep telling you me. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3775 They're for the office hootenanny. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3776 And by YOLO I mean You Obviously Love Owls. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3777 What can I say? I'm no early bird. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3778 In this department we really do give a hoot, Ms. Baker. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3779 So you're sure it isn't a migratory species. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3780 'Are these all the applicants for the Hooters job?' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3781 By the way, did you order those horn dowels I requested? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3782 So you're telling me you asked for a consignment of towels? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3783 Sorry, who did you say you're looking for? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3784 They're sticklers for Parliamentary procedure. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3785 Owl late will you be working tonight? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3786 You told my wife I needed more wisdom at work, didn't you? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3787 I ordered wings from Hooters. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3788 "I see the boss is still dropping his h's when he's unhappy with me". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3789 Hold my calls. I'm experimenting with giving a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3790 Why can't this Harry Potter just send me emails like everybody else? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3791 Your computer mouse is a liar. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3792 Save a life, adopt an owl. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3793 These? Oh, the PR department is worried we're not reaching the wizard demographic. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3794 I'm sorry, I assumed your sign was missing a letter. Do you know where the nearest bowl shop is? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3795 Honestly, no one else in the office gives a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3796 I don't really give a damn if tbey are endangered Mrs. Morrison! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3797 No, no, we require ten, gotta have one little mousie for me. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3798 I think we need to put Harry Potter in the Spam filter 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3799 First we had a cricket problem, then a mice problem. Where does it end, Carl!? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3800 Where do they go? Hoo knows. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3801 If you'll let me shoo them off, none will be the wiser. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3802 Owl be with you shortly. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3803 Who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who...are you? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3804 Ask me if I give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3805 I don't recall asking to see your hooters at last night's office party. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3806 Would you like to go to a "Who down?" 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3807 You'd give a hoot if you knew what this is doing to your career. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3808 I think I'm going to need a bigger desk 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3809 Helicopter parenting, Hogwart's edition. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3810 No. I said 'how are you?' They said 'whoo...' (underline "how," "They" and "Whoo") 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3811 It would be a real hoot to let them all loose in the cafeteria! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3812 My therapist suggested this to overcome my fear of owls. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3813 I've always been a nine-owl, Ms. Jones. This is when I get my most inspired ideas. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3814 I don't give a hoot what you think is between us... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3815 Sorry, Minerva. The category 'endangered species' has been discontinued. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3816 I keep them around in case an angry client asks for me by name. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3817 I said I wanted lunch FROM Hooters, not OF Hooters. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3818 They were all out of mouse traps 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3819 This is your way of telling me you don't give a hoot? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3820 For f's sake, Margaret...I said "Towels" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3821 Good night, owl." "Good night, owlless. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3822 OK. So now you know where my wise ideas come from! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3823 For an adequate monetary incentive, I will replace these with your canaries. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3824 I don'y know if they're old, but for what I paid for them, they better be wise. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3825 We all miss Hogwarts, Harry. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3826 Pick the one who best embodies my wisdom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3827 If they're the parliament, You must be the funkadelic 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3828 We're all out of mice. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3829 Yes,but can they type and intimidate? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3830 A computer mouse. I wanted you to get rid of my computer mouse! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3831 There's a Mr. Smith to see you. He says it'll be a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3832 I thought I ordered Girl Scout cookies. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3833 Now we won't need security cameras. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3834 Tell the team we're owl in. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3835 Miss Jones, my colleagues from Hooters. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3836 They refuse to go until we replace the servers with actual owls. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3837 Ow'l I get anything done? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3838 Please file these under 'O'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3839 This won't increase your wisdom one hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3840 I still think we need another set of eyes to look at this 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3841 You being a night owl is no longer an excuse for coming in late. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3842 Our nine new employees starting today are a real hoot! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3843 Miss Simms, we need all the wisdom we can get. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3844 Jane, you know I supported the firm's desk-sharing initiative, but it's starting to get in the way of my work. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3845 You know how everyone complains about our email system? Problem solved. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3846 I thought you could use a little incentive to work on your mousiness. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3847 I'll see your nine, and raise you ten blowfish. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3848 Several hours after eating, the indigestible parts like fur, bones, teeth & feathers that are still in the gizzard are compressed into a pellet and regurgitated. Why? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3849 The Internet put them out of business? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3850 Is this the head office of Wise Guys Inc.? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3851 Could you check the break room for donuts or vermin? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3852 You can't subcontract "wise", Larry. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3853 Our new board of directors is a real hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3854 The oversight committee is reviewing your proposal now. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3855 What makes you think I've been avoiding your messages? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3856 Believe it or not, I'm a HUGE fan of The Who. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3857 Whoo-hooo am I? The head of parliament, of course! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3858 1. I know.... but Day Owls were cheaper 2. We got another wrong delivery. This was for number 9 Dowling Street 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3859 Hoos on top of things more than you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3860 I said, "Whose?" "Whose!" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3861 They have just been showing up since we fired that Potter fellow. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3862 Roger Daltrey just called. He was hoping you could squeeze him in. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3863 I'm the company's new parliamentarian. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3864 I believe in the wisdom of the crowd 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3865 See you later, Dawn. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3866 Well you're the one who keeps calling me Mr. Wisenheimer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3867 I didn't mean to imply that I know it all, I just meant I know how to find out. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3868 I won't say "who" but "why"> 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3869 I assume you're ok with cheese on your burger today, correct? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3870 Return them to Who it May Concern. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3871 Who would nyou like to talk with? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3872 My computer's down, but fire away. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3873 Don't even ask. You couldn't handle the truth. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3874 You have to stop working late! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3875 I am a night owl myself Mr. Piccolo, and I can handle all night security pronto, capische?! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3876 It seems we just cut down the last tree. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3877 Just who do you think your are talking to? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3878 April Foowl! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3879 Welcome. You're here for who? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3880 No, I don't think this will decrease your stupidity. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3881 Put owls on it. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3882 My wife said they have to keep an eye on the new gorgeous intern. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3883 I didn't realize you gave a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3884 Fancy meeting you here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3885 I'm just going to keep interviewing until I find the right one. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3886 I love Hooters. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3887 Parliament is now in session! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3888 But who can tell whose woot is who . . . or is it whom? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3889 We don't care so much about what, where and why Mrs Smarty pants...Around here what we want to know is..Who! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3890 Owl be needing you to stay late tonight. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3891 Have you heard the one about not being able to find the sucker at the table? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3892 This is our brood of directors. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3893 One for each Branch. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3894 I bet they're a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3895 Just one more and I'll have the whole set! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3896 Saying "See my Hooters" was not sexist! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3897 Let's get the intern to come activate the HootSuite. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3898 I'm not as dumb as I look. Just ask them! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3899 I'm showing the public how much we give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3900 Who is on line three. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3901 Who says a wise man is not clutter-free? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3902 But I ordered wise, old owls. These are all under age! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3903 With who would you like to speak? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3904 One will accompany you in your future endeavors. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3905 Tell congress that the executive and judiciary are of one mind! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3906 The union might not be happy with our overnight security changes. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3907 Owl look into it 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3908 But Mr. Smith, I don't think this is what the chief had in mind when he told you to "wisen up." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3909 For the last time, I was referring to a computer mouse on your desk. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3910 I need to work late. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3911 You have messages—one maternal, one paternal and a bunch nocturnal. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3912 No, 'Who' is the only thing they say and it's annoying. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3913 It's the president on line one. He wants to talk to a wise owl. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3914 Prepare the letter for scratchings. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3915 If you did ask, which I get you haven't, I wouldn't know who stole your pen. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3916 Hoo do you think you are? This is a workplace not a Hootenanny. Frankly my dear I couldn't give nine hoots. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3917 Please bring in the mice. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3918 The advisory board meeting is adjourned, please show them the window. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3919 THIS is your solution to losing your seat in Parliament? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3920 I selected my own Congress. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3921 It's 5:30. Let's run over and have a drink together. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3922 All of those owls won't make you wise! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3923 Your responsibilities will include answering the phone, typing and filing, and some light housekeeping. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3924 I already know 'what,' 'where,' 'when,' and 'why,' Miss Thompson. Can you tell me what I don't know? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3925 Larry you're a hoot 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3926 You heard right. We don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3927 I ordered nine yarn towels using my cell phone and received nine barn owls. Darn autocorrect! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3928 I think it is more a question of "why" than "who?" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3929 BOG8 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3930 Just let me know which J.K. Rowling title you want, and one of the owls will take you there. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3931 I certainly do, Miss Pettifrogge. In fact, I give nine hoots. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3932 Who may I say is calling? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3933 Nice hooters Mr. Higgins. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3934 I don't care if you don't give a hoot, decisions are final. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3935 I know birds of a feather flock together, but why here? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3936 They're not so smart. Get me a good consultant. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3937 I don't give a hoot how many you think will fit. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3938 Margaret, please tell them I am currently unavailable and owl get back to them ASAP. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3939 Sorry, ma'am, but these are the only owls on stock. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3940 It's what, why and when. Not just who, Bob. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3941 It IS possible to have too much wisdom at hand! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3942 You can ask me when, where or what, but please stop asking me who! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3943 Maybe you misheard the voicemail, I think I asked for a new set of "towels"! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3944 The boss says I need to give more of a hoot around here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3945 Talk about having a hootin time at work. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3946 More than anything, Ted longed for a life unfeathered 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3947 Towels, Mrs. Farnsworth. I asked you to bring me some towels. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3948 Welcome back from vacation, Kevin. I see you made the most of Harry Potter World. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3949 And Who Will I report to? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3950 Owl be the judge of that. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3951 Is this the "Occupy the Wizenheimer" headquarters desk? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3952 It's a bit intimidating-all of this wisdom in one place. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3953 No, I'm sorry you can't take one, I'm using them all right now. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3954 ...but which one looks the most like me Miss Match? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3955 The mice haven't been delivered yet. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3956 Please, take a seat. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3957 Ms Smith, place an order for more mice. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3958 I always get this part confused. Is it "who" or "whom"? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3959 Spam from Hogwarts. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3960 They chose me as the wisest and oldest owl! By the way, you're fired. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3961 This team will be a real Who's Who of baseball. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3962 Slower than Watson, but I'm told they are wise 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3963 As I said, I really do not give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3964 Seriously?…You asked me if I am a NIGHT OWL?????” “Oh Mister Rosenthorp, I’m so sorry! I thought you told me to get NINE OWLS." "But I was able to get a very good deal on them! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3965 Buy them all, and I'll throw in a lifetime supply of mice. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3966 Whooo's there? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3967 I want to project an image of wisdom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3968 Seemed like a hoot at the time.' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3969 The real question, Phyllis, is not 'why?' but 'whooooo?' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3970 Sorry, Marge. These are the only "night shift" workers that could make it over the wall. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3971 It's official...we have owls. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3972 Pick the right one and you'll understand why we can't give you a raise. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3973 There was a slight error in my model. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3974 That's it! No more anti-wizard editorials. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3975 Technology is not killing the bird messenger industry Marsha, it's trade deals! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3976 What's new pussycat? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3977 So...you've got your "ducks" in a row 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3978 I love birds. Have these stuffed and mounted in a humane manner. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3979 It's a real hoo's hoo around here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3980 You notice there are no elephants in the room. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3981 No, I said I wanted to address Parliament some day. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3982 Tell our Colombian connection to start using some other figurines for shipments. We don't want Customs getting wise. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3983 Let's see a robot try taking this job. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3984 Hello, pussycat! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3985 Baby goats won the internet, please return these 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3986 What's owling you? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3987 My role, as I see it, is more to ask the 'what, where, when and why' questions. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3988 With all due respect I suggest you stop working into the night hours. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3989 Oh, God. It never occurred to me that they look like the boss. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3990 You can call me whatever you want, Mr. Babcock, but those fake owls aren't going to scare me away. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3991 All together they're a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3992 "This is a nice liter, but they're cheaper by the dozen." Joe Pitts Washington, DC 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3993 I don't give a hooter. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3994 Replacements for that WISE OLD OWL desk sign? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3995 The couturier said fieldmice sportcoats were going to blow up this Winter. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3996 I'm still not sure how 'Hooters' are supposed to help the sales team. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3997 Just a reminder to use "who" rather than "whom" when appropriate. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3998 It's a hoot-in. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3999 The President wants you to see that he gets into 'Who's Who'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4000 I meant get Parliament on the phone 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4001 It's chemical free rat control. By the way, have you seen my red stapler? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4002 Wisdom is next door. This is the owl dcpartment. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4003 Florence, book a table for 10 at hooters. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4004 What predatory marketing practices? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4005 Margaret, for the last time, will you please stop referring to me as the company's "owl-countant" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4006 I can help you send fan mail to J. K. Rowling. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4007 At least I give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4008 This is the new Board of Directors, but they only work at night. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4009 When I said that I wanted to listen to The Who, I didn't mean this! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4010 I thought you said no one would give a hoot about it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4011 I thought I was ordering nine awls. The website was very misleading. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4012 This isn't what I meant when I told you to give him the bird! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4013 They're a new British group called The Who. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4014 Gertrude, we'll be watching your performance. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4015 They're here to keep an eye on things. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4016 Yes sir, I see the wisdom, but how should I word the memo? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4017 The Hogwarts mailshot is ready. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4018 They're the only employees left who give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4019 Finally, Ms. Owl, I was asking for you all morning! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4020 You're quite right, Miss Hopkins, I did ask to see your hooters. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4021 Wise, sir? They've never said an objective thing. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4022 Displaying your hooters is a prerequisite of the job. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4023 Tell them that Dr. Who will see them now. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4024 They've reached a unanimous decision. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4025 I was tired of no one giving a hoot around here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4026 I have one for each of my cat's lives. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4027 What do you mean Marge? Haven't you ever seen a hootenanny? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4028 Ask the consultants if it's who or whom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4029 I hear what you are saying, Mrs. Jones, but I don't really give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4030 These nine wise owls are a gift from Harry potter, but a quick peek of your hooters would make my day much hotter! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4031 Meet the who's who of the graduating class. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4032 Do you give even a single hoot, Miss Pym? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4033 I've been accepted at Hogwarts. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4034 Please take one. See, I give a hoot after all! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4035 Martha, the advisory board meeting is going into lunch - please pick up 4 organic wood mice, 3 free-range shrews, 2 clover-fed voles...and a steak sandwich. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4036 "Please file 3 in each drawer". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4037 Owl assume that the board meeting was a hoot... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4038 They're Washington refugees. Trump doesn't give a hoot for wisdom. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4039 Acutally, I said: I don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4040 When I took this job, they told me it would be a real hoot. Who knew 9 owls on a desk could be this much fun? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4041 I should never have given them the first mouse. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4042 Oh! A 'spot ad, Daryl.' That's not what a I heard. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4043 Clearly, they're not a metaphor for Congress. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4044 Whooo told you about that? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4045 Tell me exactly, whose line are we repping? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4046 Where are my other owls? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4047 Dew we work nights 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4048 Mr. Jones, you are a wise man. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4049 Who said that, when and where? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4050 I don't give a hoot. Nor do they. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4051 Well, Sandra, if you've got a better idea of how to increase wisdom company-wide by 900%, I'd certainly like to hear it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4052 So you're interested in working for Hooters! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4053 I told the boss I needed nine hours to finish the job ... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4054 Tell the mail room boys I want to see them. Pronto. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4055 I'm told you have a plan to deal with the overdue Harry Potter books. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4056 I'm in a meeting. Owl get back to you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4057 Welcome to Hooters Corporate... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4058 They said they wanted a "Hooters" display. No? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4059 But I asked for nine parrots 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4060 Please inform my previous advisors 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4061 WHO PUT THESE OWLS ON MY DESK,WHO,WHO,WHO! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4062 Librarian, can you point me towards the "Who Done It?" Section? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4063 The next time a package comes from the 9 Owl society Millie, please return it unopened. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4064 "I miss the days, when it was just about the owls!" -Hooters CEO 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4065 Please tell Mrs. Pidgeon I can't see her now, tomorrow, or ever. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4066 Welcome to your first day. Owl be watching you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4067 Great. Now they only want to work nights. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4068 These are for all those parents who claim I don't give a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4069 Don't mistake me for someone who gives a hoot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4070 Office of Sinead Hunt. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4071 It's their moment of Zen. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4072 And this comes under class action, right? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4073 Excuse me Mr. Jones, I am happy to report that we no longer have a mouse problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4074 We will make another wise decision. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4075 You're a hoot. Nine owls won't make you wise! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4076 Mrs. Benson, please bring me a large tree. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4077 Not Again, Gerald! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4078 The question, Miss Peregrine, is not "How?", but "Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who?" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4079 Seems I, "GAVE A HOOT," too many times. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4080 Until we replace the roof these should scare away the pigeons. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4081 We’ve lined up enough pussy-cats but we’re short on pea-green boats. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4082 How and Why are you here? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4083 I'm sorry I can't - I've got owl this work to do. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4084 The animal rights activist is here to see you 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4085 Look at all my owls 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4086 They were downsizing at Hogwarts, and I got a great deal! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4087 OK, so I DO give a hoot! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4088 And I repeat "Can you please order a paper towels for the office" 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4089 Paper towels, Pam. I said we needed paper towels. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4090 Who could be leaving preditors that hunt at night? We are a law firm. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4091 They overheard that 'The Who' is touring this summer...anyway do you think we could book them? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4092 You never know when you will need one, I put them on payroll. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4093 I know it's not exactly a tree full of owls, but...! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4094 Sir, this is a 9 to 5. Having nocturnal birds will not get you overtime pay. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4095 On the contrary, I actually do give a hoot. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4096 He said, "grab them by the pussy." I say, "grab them by the hooters." 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4097 I hope only they do that neck thing. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4098 I don't give......I take! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4099 Now we just need some early birds for the day shift. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4100 They just legalized dope, not wisdom. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4101 No, I don't think that will help us compete with Twitter. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4102 I don't give 9 hoots why you and Joanne are having difficulty working together. I need the report by Monday. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4103 Phooey ! Birds of a feather does not apply to you Quimby! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4104 Why should I give a hoot about what you are saying? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4105 So, just why do you want to work here at "Who's Who?" 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4106 Help me out here! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4107 We don't have names on any of these files. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4108 The EPA said these were all that's left for the photo op with DeVos 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4109 I've seen this movie. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4110 To wit, to woo, this gift, for you. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4111 They're bonuses for the night shift. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4112 Filing cabinet was full. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4113 No, thanks. I already have nine. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4114 we WILL get an answer to 'how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop' 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4115 Can you send out for more mice..and tell my wife I will be working late? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4116 Tell that Old Owl, I don't give a Hoot! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4117 It looks like we in for a real hootenanny! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4118 I really don't give a hoot, Nanny! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4119 We're going to attract a bunch of those voucher students by converting to a Hogwarts format. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4120 Marge, can you call the deli back? They delivered the wrong order again. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4121 None of us gives a hoot what you think about it. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4122 We've got a flight risk on our hands. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4123 Is this enough to make me look smart? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4124 Owl be busy today, please hoo-eld my calls. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4125 Well, at first I didn't give a hoot... but my view is evolving! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4126 $10 each. It’s a Mensa fundraiser. Or do you want to discuss your pay request first? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4127 I no longer give a hoot, Miss Brown. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4128 There are easier ways to tell me that you don't give a hoot about my weekend plans. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4129 Miss Brooks, I'm not sure you give a hoot about our company. Please take one of my owls for a mentor. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4130 Welcome to Hooters, may I take your order? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4131 Hoo should I talk to about opening an account? See how I did that? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4132 You can try, but I don't think the "Hooters" you actually meant to apply to will hire you. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4133 Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a hoot! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4134 Reading "The Art of the Wheel" has changed my life. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4135 Impromptu board of advisors meeting? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4136 I thought it was nine ladies dancing? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4137 They heard I like Hooters. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4138 The Hogwarts' parliament has arrived, Prime Minister. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4139 'The eyes have it.' 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4140 Have you seen my pet mouse anywhere? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4141 Boss I want a raise *who* come on boss *who* ok i'm done *thank you* 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4142 Please tell Mr. Koons he can come in now. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4143 Wise choice 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4144 Tell me owl about it. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4145 Horton, I really think it's time you finally got that hearing aid. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4146 I'm replacing the watch dog with these guard owls from Who's There Inc. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4147 Owl see him now 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4148 Mickey Mouse called and asked, “Is it safe?” 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4149 I wasn't lying when I said it was a hoot up here 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4150 Whooo? Are you talikn tooo? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4151 They’re young, aggressive, and they pellet out more ideas a day than anyone in the biz! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4152 Although you didn't get the raise, the board of directors did appalud your efforts to appear more intelligent. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4153 Yes. The Hoot Nanny position is still open. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4154 Did you get this idea from the bisness channel? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4155 Despite your best efforts, we've reached the point where we no longer give a hoot. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4156 No--surround yourself with wise PEOPLE! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4157 I ' m wiling the Owls away. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4158 I thought it's forbidden to bring pets to the office. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4159 Can you tell Hogwarts to stop sending me junk owls? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4160 Owens, your's is the only parlaiment I don't find nausiating. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4161 I keep hearing them call my name. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4162 I said I didn't give a hoot. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4163 Mice kept eating all the beans 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4164 Our tests indicate it takes more than 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie-pop. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4165 I take it you still haven't heard anything from Hogwarts? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4166 Get me the latest edition of ”Wh's Who." 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4167 See, I told you they gave a hoot! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4168 Yes, I can see you give a hoot. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4169 I don't give a hoot what you think. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4170 I'm trying desperately to raise my IQ 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4171 Who do you think? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4172 We never break up sets. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4173 The Whitehouse wants wise, but cheap, advisers. Ship 'em ! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4174 Whooo did you say that you were? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4175 Whooo's in charge? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4176 After seeing Harry Potter, George opted for a new form of interoffice communication. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4177 They're very cute, but the poop-scooping must be hideous. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4178 Hi, I'm the Hootenanny. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4179 Would you please tell them that it's my wife who cooks for me! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4180 I couldn't afford the doves. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4181 As they say: "It's not what you know. It's hoo you know." 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4182 THIS YEAR'S BONUS IS AN OWL. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4183 Didn't I tell you that I joined a parliament? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4184 So we'll maintain our competitive advantage if they cut Saturday deliveries. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4185 It's like I told them; one says 'whom' if it's the object of a sentence. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4186 Yeah, my wife left me, saying "Owl be seeing you". That's her kind of a hoot. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4187 I believe wisdom is acquired, not innate. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4188 You're the tenth one today who doesn't give a hoot. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4189 All right already, tell Mr. Potter I get the message. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4190 I don't give a hoot about your book club. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4191 WHO, WHO, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, MISS DALRYMPLE? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4192 Well obviously, but what KIND of owls? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4193 That's right, nine. I filled the vacancy by executive order. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4194 Do you want me to stall the investigator while you get rid of all of those owls from the Ministry of Russian Magic? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4195 They're demanding seats on the board! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4196 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4197 Owl in the family? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4198 The good news is we're under budget. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4199 You're fired. I surround myself with only those who can truly turn heads. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4200 Did you hear? There's a new pet-friendly policy. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4201 How is this supposed to help with our social media? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4202 Who who who who who who who who who who are you here to see? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4203 Your son called. He's wondering if you know where his Furby's are. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4204 A Mensa of owls. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4205 Really? Hooters? Is that the message you want to send? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4206 You're always saying how much you love hooters for lunch. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4207 There just isn't room in that bookcase for all of my Penguins. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4208 Whooooo are you looking for? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4209 I've convened a warren commission. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4210 They all here to audition for the role of the falcon in the Maltese falcon remake 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4211 I finally asked my boss for a few days off to go birding 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4212 I have no idea who left them here, but that seems to be the question on everyone’s mind. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4213 They're territorial by nature but litigious by choice. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4214 Bring me an owl. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4215 Yes! The resemblance is remarkable. But nobody will ever accuse you of being wise 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4216 Turns out they're just a bunch of wise guys. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4217 Meet the new evening shift. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4218 Sorry, but this is owl I have. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4219 These are messages from your wizard constituents. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4220 Get me the latest edition of ”Wh's Who." 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4221 Whoooo asked your opinion? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4222 Has anyone mentioned the resolution of the mouse problem? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4223 Janet, hold my calls... I have an impending owl movement 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4224 Bob, your Harry Potter obsession is getting out of control. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4225 No 'WISE'cracks!!! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4226 Who let the owls out? Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4227 Owl's your typing? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4228 And stop insisting that I call you Hermione. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4229 Mr. Wiseman, I presume? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4230 It's hard to tell who's who, but these new interns are a hoot! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4231 hoo, hoo did you say was calling? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4232 The salesman guaranteed this would get me noticed at work. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4233 The "five whys" weren't working, so we're gonna try the "nine whos." 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4234 Really? I thought they said our new product would ease 'owl' movements. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4235 Who's Whoo? I don't give a hoot! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4236 This isn't going to end well. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4237 Could you put in a call to corporate governance? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4238 Why do you want to work at Hooters? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4239 I really don't give a hoot about your problems. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4240 Whooo do you think you're talkong to? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4241 I'll call HR if you compliment my hooters again. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4242 Alice, bring me some candied mice, hoot sweet! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4243 Welcome tot he "Who's Who" library. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4244 No, I said I wanted a secretary with horn-rimmed GLASSES. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4245 I don't sell you these until I find out what you did with the four-and-twenty blackbirds. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4246 Apparently someone over in the Ornithology Department actually gives a hoot. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4247 Do I have to repeat myself? I don't give a hoot 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4248 We employ all of the hoo's hoo's 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4249 ...and you won't see anymore of them, either! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4250 When MY kid gets into Hogwarts, everyone is going to know! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4251 You say "Who", I say "Dat". Who Dat. Who Dat. Go Saints. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4252 Now it's my turn! Nice hooters. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4253 And who would you like to see? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4254 Yes I was calling "youhoohoohoohooyou..." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4255 I know they're wise, but maybe account should review too. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4256 OK, wiseguy...counting you, it makes 10............ 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4257 We expect our employees to demonstrate some wisdom. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4258 Two things, Wheeler... first, here are the extra owls you requested... second, have you seen my hearing aids? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4259 can't you see? I am wiser than many owls. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4260 Who’s on your desk, no, second base. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4261 Mr. Smyth to see you, sir. Who? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4262 Lesson learned: don't keep repeating "owl be back." 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4263 Hiring for a hootenanny 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4264 I do give hoot. Hell, we all give hoot! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4265 But knowledge is power. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4266 the last thing...you'd be caring for the rat farm... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4267 Yes, but they are only solitary at at night time. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4268 You must be Doctor Hoo. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4269 They're cheaper than a reference librarian. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4270 They're Buy One Get One Free! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4271 Yes, Mr. Arless, your 'Give A Hoot or Get The Boot' campaign is very popular with all your employees at the Owl Figurine Gift Shop. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4272 'More Bard!'" I said, meaning Shakespeare, not Barred, as in owls. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4273 Aren't they a hoot? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4274 Oh wise one: What the hell is wrong with you? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4275 Working for you has been a hoot, but I quit. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4276 I don't give a hoot who buys them. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4277 Aren't I a hoot? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4278 Talk to those that give a hoot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4279 A little hint. "They can sense fear. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4280 We're gonna have to rethink the 'Small Pets for Sale' department. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4281 What, why, where and how? Two doors down. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4282 I just wanted a cigarette, Doris. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4283 The invoice came from Athens. But I cannot find anyone who ordered them. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4284 They are cheaper than a night watchman. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4285 I can see you're a real who's who. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4286 Just so you know, I really do give a hoot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4287 Miss Johnson, this is the team reviewing our personnel office. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4288 Who who who were you talking to? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4289 I was told it was bring your pet to work day. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4290 Ms. George, I had asked you to order a set of towels for the staff gym. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4291 A call from whom? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4292 Too much, perhaps? And yet the pigeons have been routed. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4293 File them by age 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4294 The President watched Harry Potter last night and now I have to figure out this new way to get our secrets to the Russians. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4295 You didn't mention this at the job interview. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4296 It would have been better if you had just gone on wiseowl.c 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4297 So you say you don't pollute? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4298 Sir, it's really a hoot to work here 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4299 This is going to be a difficult day, I'm afraid. The consultants are advising us to make some fire most of marketing and bring in some field mice to temp. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4300 We have just acquired Hooters 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4301 Your order from amazon is quite a hoot! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4302 They symbolize executive wisdom. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4303 Didn't I tell you to stop barking up the wrong tree? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4304 Whooo, whooo, whooo are you? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4305 You see Gladys, I do give a hoot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4306 Maybe we should stop asking for read receipts 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4307 What part of 'who' don't you understand? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4308 You must be wondering why I've gathered you all here. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4309 I'm thinking of a change in strategy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4310 they kept flying into the window. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4311 The doctor said I needed an owl prep kit. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4312 Instead of being a cat lady, how about an owl lady? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4313 Hoo did you say you were again? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4314 No, Harold, homing-owls are not 'the new email'. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4315 No, I don't give a hoot.... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4316 Yeah... owl explain. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4317 The pigeons have left the building. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4318 So, you wanted me to give a hoot. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4319 The tenth "Owl" nears! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4320 Sir, Mr. Horton and I thought we heard a who. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4321 Why nine of them, Mr. Quigley? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4322 John, just because you give a hoot, it doesn't make you one of them. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4323 See, Sarah, I really give a hoot about your problem. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4324 Well, "name your favorite rock band" didn't help to narrow down the pool of applicants. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4325 No, Stacey, I asked for a dozen packs of paper towels, not a dozen paper owls! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4326 Three more and we'll have a jury. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4327 Oh my god, Strigiformeses 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4328 No, I'm afraid your size still hasn't come in 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4329 That's funny, I always saw you more as a sheep. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4330 Are you Wiseman? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4331 They'll be singing 'Hoo Are You' on America's Got Talent. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4332 I'll have to consult hoo's hoo. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4333 You ordered "hooters", right? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4334 Ow! Actually, stupidity is the only first impression you give. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4335 So, this is your first time on the night shift? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4336 The pussycats have shipped, but the pea green boats are still backordered. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4337 I know that you see everything and I came to tell you that I don't give a hoot! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4338 Yes, I am silly. But my consultants are all very wise. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4339 Which one shall I bring to Athens? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4340 Meet my brain trust 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4341 The pigeons were banned by the government. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4342 Isn't this a hoot? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4343 You could just set a mouse trap, you know. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4344 Small rodents are just no longer an issue around here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4345 Yes, George, I know you want a raise for working late-nights, but this is a little over the top. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4346 I'd like to buy an owl, Pat. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4347 It just seems a little unfair that the 'pets at work' policy only applies to dogs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4348 I told you that I don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4349 Oh no, not more Harry Potter spam!? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4350 It's a tootsie pop experiment 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4351 I'm doing due diligence, okay? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4352 You are making us all crazy with these early morning Hoots! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4353 The idea of a mouse trap gives me the creeps. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4354 I am still awaiting the report I requested on owls, Ms. Jenkins! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4355 Agnes can you get J.K. Rowling on the phone? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4356 Free shipping...and the ninth was just one penny. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4357 Al Gore said they're your problem now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4358 Ah, shit, Beth. I only wanted one! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4359 We fired the reference librarian last week. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4360 So you think you 're smart eh? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4361 I really think it's time to restructure the Board of Directors. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4362 And the boss said I don't give a hoot about progress. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4363 Microdosing Mondays are so much better than funny hat Fridays 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4364 The janitorial staff is threatening to quit if you don't upgrade the messenger service. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4365 For lunch we'll have a cheeseburger, fries, coffee and nine plump mice. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4366 We are smart enough to see all angles of view. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4367 Okay. I'll work the night shift. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4368 Unlike other executives at this firm I give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4369 Welcome to the Department of Symbolism. Please take an owl and begin interpretation. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4370 You're a wizard Harry! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4371 Watch my head turn 180. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4372 We match you up with a who's who of horned singles. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4373 Owl be seeing you in all the old familiar places. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4374 Who, who, who do you love? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4375 Well, I always wanted to be a Member of Parliament. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4376 No wisecracks. Doh! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4377 My wife said they've got my eyes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4378 Doctor Who 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4379 Janet, we're bring a class action against Tootsie Pop. Three licks, my ass... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4380 Sigh. Totally unwise to Parliamentary procedure. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4381 Whoo the hell are you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4382 I thought you didn't give a hoot about office décor. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4383 I didn't want to be owl alone. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4384 What, what, what... Where, where, where... Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4385 Tell Ms. Hermione Granger to call off her owls- I blinked. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4386 My latest restructuring plan has been met with owls of protest. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4387 These guys help me generate the perfect cartoon caption! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4388 But Miss Landers, I asked if you could give us some extra 'hours' this week. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4389 Miss Smithers, please file these under ' Who gives a hoot'. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4390 They echo the next Trump appointment. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4391 Vox wrote an explainer about this. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4392 Sorry, your motion before this parliament does not carry. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4393 With vision, perseverance, and a great set of hooters, this office could be yours! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4394 They're encrypted 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4395 Buzz me when you come up with the replacement for the Two Turtle Doves. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4396 Welcome to Hooters, ager 65 and over. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4397 No, what I said was, "The price of oil is bound to go up so let's invest all we can." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4398 They help me convince corporate I still give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4399 I am going to need an assistant if you expect me to clean your desk every hour. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4400 Edna. I don't give a hoot,hoot,hoot, hoot.hoot,hoot,hoot, hoot or hoot. You are still working Easter. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4401 The IRS will never believe that they are your dependents. Perhaps you should have chosen bald eagles instead. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4402 You heard him. Three licks. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4403 What makes you think I give a hoot about your problem? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4404 You've made some smart choices for the new board of directors. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4405 I'm here to apply for the hoot n' nanny job 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4406 I tried to warn you, Greg. The memos are not what they seem. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4407 We're looking for a few good pussycats. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4408 OK, so your feeling owly today, I get it! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4409 Sir, you are aware that the company credit card is not authorized to be used for Hooters, right? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4410 Who did this? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4411 well.... what exactly were you expecting post apocalypse? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4412 Tom, you have a call from a Mr. Jones on line 1." "Who? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4413 The ad said they scare away salesmen. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4414 I know I haven't got much work done this week, but you have to admit the office is finally free of mice. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4415 I just brought them back from Asia. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4416 But, I thought I had an appointment with Dr. Who ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4417 A man outside was given this address for Hooters. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4418 It proves I give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4419 Now that's a hoot ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4420 Please call them and explain this is Hogue and Wertz, a Professional Corporation, not a Wizarding Academy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4421 I see you really do give a hoot 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4422 Rehearsal for a hootenanny. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4423 I got them to look wise along with the mustache and glasses, but I still don't get listened too? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4424 Ms. Johnson, can you stow these somewhere until my Order Of the Owls meeting tonight? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4425 Do you have anything in a parrot? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4426 Whom shall I say is calling? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4427 We had to let the nightwatchman go. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4428 Stuff it! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4429 'Hoos' on your desk, George. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4430 I'm looking for guidance. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4431 They said hooters was already trademarked. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4432 I'm stuck here and nobody gives a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4433 I am relatively certain, Miss Trimble, that this office is now mouse free. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4434 I really don't think that will keep managers away from your desk 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4435 Alright already you made your point- you don't give a hoot! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4436 No interruptions Mrs May. Parliament is now in session. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4437 Owl need to see some ID 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4438 No Gladys, actually I don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4439 We're long on owls. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4440 I couldn't find any yes men so I'm surrounding myself with who birds. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4441 My report is owlmost finished. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4442 I can't blame any one thing for this...It was tequila, insomnia, home shopping network.. and yeah, Trump... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4443 Who's on line one. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4444 Miss Parks, my feathered friends have no desire to, as you so eloquently put it, 'strut their stuff' in the store window today. Call the pigeons. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4445 Too many typos lately...I want to have a fresh pair of eyes handy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4446 Dispatching the Hogwarts acceptance letters is not as glamorous as one might think. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4447 I never give a hoot 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4448 Jenny, where did owl my supplies go? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4449 You might want to lay down some newspaper. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4450 Forget about lenses, Irene. These guys range from .25 to 37.0. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4451 They heard the early bird gets the worm!! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4452 I was so frustrated by the election I decided to create my own Parliament. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4453 Whoo? Whoo? Whoo? Whoo? Whoo? Whoo? Whoo? Whoo? Whoooo? Are you here to see? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4454 Welcome to the new Hooters. We think you'll fit in nicely. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4455 Please don't bring them into the meeting room again, 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4456 Owl see him now 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4457 I'm sorry, but none of us recognize you. Did we meet at a party, or something? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4458 "Do you know who I am"? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4459 Is this where we apply for the hooters job ? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4460 Can't you see we're in a meeting, Ms. Detzle?! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4461 Horton heard you were looking for him? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4462 Well, the employees suggested a Who's Who, so . . . 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4463 In hindsight, Hogwarts was probably a poor choice for our company's name. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4464 May I ASK YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH A WISE GUY? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4465 I'm guessing you don't think this is a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4466 Whaddya mean? You don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4467 My owlbox is overflowing. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4468 it is who you know.... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4469 it's ultimately all the same: you have no option 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4470 Owl just come back later... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4471 Their lunch just slithered into reception. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4472 Guess who is in charge? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4473 It’s just my subtle way of saying you should wise-up and give me that raise. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4474 I have to admit that I have a phobia about mice. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4475 Do they think it wise if I ask for a raise? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4476 Whooo's eyes does she claim were. Staring at her breasts? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4477 ...are you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4478 I never thought I'd say this but nice hooters. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4479 Please pull all the files on drones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4480 Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4481 'you left the windows open again.' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4482 Men in power don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4483 You came to me for wisdom, right? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4484 Whoooo do you wish to see? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4485 This beta version of Hootsuite can manage our social media and small rodent networks. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4486 We gotta uncover our corporate spy, so I'm posting these all around so our people remember the question of the week: "WHOOO!" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4487 It's shift change, could you please get the night sticks. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4488 What have you become, Harry Potter? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4489 Who's on First-Class? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4490 I'm from HR. Employees are complaining that your stare is creating a hostile working environment. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4491 Owl's well that ends well. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4492 I'm glad I didn't say, "I don't give a rat's patoot"! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4493 I'll need pens, graph paper and three dozen wood mice. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4494 They're made in Japan...ask a question and you'll get the same 9 answers. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4495 See, this is what I meant when I said there are a bunch of hooters on my table. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4496 Didn't I say towels? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4497 Yeah, well, who asked you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4498 No, I will NOT work late tonight. As you can see, I am a NINE owl, not a night owl. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4499 Owl can we help you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4500 "Ow' ll come back later 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4501 I know sometimes I don't show it, Mrs. Bigly, but, well, I do give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4502 Mr. Perkins, Please don't keep asking me the identity of the person in reception. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4503 Data security is far superior to e-mail, and apprentice wizards earn a fraction of what we used to pay MBAs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4504 HR sent them. At least these guys will give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4505 Oh no, Mr. Murray. The client wants nine reasonable "bids." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4506 Hooters catering again? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4507 I love take a pet to work day. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4508 Who did you say is here? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4509 The question,miss smith,is not what,but rather hoo? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4510 "Contrary to what it may seem, I really don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4511 Your job isn't for the birds 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4512 Yes... I meant "whom" sir. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4513 I can give you the owls with one life each or a cat that doesn't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4514 You should have seen my desk after Taco Friday. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4515 When I said, 'Let's have a hootin' good time,' this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4516 I'll give a hoot if you take one. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4517 I'm a bureaucrat. This is how I gather wisdom. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4518 Yes, Mr. Barnacle, they seem surprisingly alert for this time of day. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4519 I ordered delivery from Hooters 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4520 They can't say I don't give a hoot anymore. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4521 Sorry, but I don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4522 Now that it's out in the open we don't give a hoot what you think. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4523 I don't give a flying hoot, the overnight watch is not the best solution to our little 4 legged prowlers. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4524 And they keep the mice down. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4525 Yes I would agree, this is bazzar 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4526 The only problem is that they sometimes scratch the desk. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4527 How do you feel about our work culture? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4528 Ah, Will=owl you guarantee my night vision improves more than with prescription eyeglasses 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4529 Sure, I can call you Betty. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4530 Meet the Temple baseball team. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4531 The employee's decisions are not "flying" so I thought I might give you a little help. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4532 As the editor in chief, I wish to formally complain that not one of them says "whom-whom." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4533 In order to succeed you must five a hoot. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4534 Get with the times. Fish tanks are out. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4535 So WHOOO among them was the whistleblower?? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4536 Send in Horton. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4537 Are you the trader who cornered the hootie owl market? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4538 What's Hogwarts on about this time? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4539 This is the last time we recruit at Hogwarts' career fair. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4540 Do you dare still doubt the wisdom in the decisions coming from this office? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4541 Dr. Hu is here to see you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4542 In this case, wishing to speak to Who is grammatically correct. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4543 Well, the mice are all gone..... What now? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4544 "Christ, more owls!," thought Mrs. Fletcher. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4545 Mr. Popper's Owls? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4546 Management is asking for ideas that lower night security costs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4547 Sorry, but I've got alot on my desk right now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4548 Yes, Ms. Jenkins, these will do. These will do juuuuuust fine. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4549 I've been nominated for Who's Whoo. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4550 "Miss Simpson, please escort our new wait staff hires to personnel." In a bold move, Hooters Restaurant decides to re-market themselves to a decidedly eco-friendly clientele. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4551 My computer broke down. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4552 Miss Peabody, I suggest you leave early this evening. Come dusk, these babies will be airborne. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4553 No, they haven't 'just sold cookies' for years. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4554 I must say, Frank, that you are definitely doing an owl-standing job. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4555 Whooo are they? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4556 Don't tell Trump, but Owler's the new thing 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4557 I have a meeting later with my editor on whom vs. who. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4558 Some wisenheimer left these for you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4559 I'm wise beyond my years. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4560 How many dependents did you say I claimed again? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4561 I always wanted to be Keith Moon. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4562 They all got to the final auditions for Harry Potter messenger owls 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4563 Why is the night shift on strike? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4564 Our new Twitter department are really gonna turn some heads, don't you think? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4565 They'll be a great addition to the security team. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4566 I've decided to start giving a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4567 No, Margaret, I don't do online dating. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4568 You can see, I really do give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4569 Sir, the board recommended ten owls and there are only nine. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4570 I hope you're fully convinced of my proficiency in Hootsuite. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4571 Do you happen to have any moist owlettes laying around? There seems to be a coffee disaster in the break room. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4572 I'll just need you to start tidying up after the night shift. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4573 Please stop asking me who-who? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4574 Don't they make me look wise? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4575 I was tired of people saying I didn't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4576 I don't give a hoot what they say! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4577 I overestimated the demand for wisdom in 2017. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4578 I said that the office needs paper towels, not owls. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4579 Lois, I said, make sure ALL staff come to the meeting. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4580 They do make you look wiser, but who needs a Reference librarian when you can look it up yourself on Google? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4581 *scOWLS* 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4582 I believe Mr. Plimpton was urging us to generate collective wisdom, not collected wisdom. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4583 The fact that they can see in the dark and rotate their heads 270 degrees is impressive but I'm not how that will benefit the accounting department. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4584 It's not the where or the when or the why. It is the whoo. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4585 Tell him owl be right there. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4586 No, no, this is the second floor Harry Potter Hogwarts desk, Abbott and Costello is on first. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4587 Miss McGonagall, this is the 21st century and it’s time that Hogwarts School started to use email. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4588 I'm here for the counting job. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4589 This isn't what I had in mind when I said we need to clean up our rodent problem. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4590 Frankly Scarlet, I just wanted to make it very clear that I don't give a hoot! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4591 Whooo are yoooo??? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4592 Well, I certainly don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4593 Yes, this is where you check your owl. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4594 They're our receptionists-in-training. Now, whooom did you want to see? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4595 We pride ourself on being a bird of a different feather. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4596 I was advised to surround myself with wise old owls, but so far, I'm unimpressed. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4597 Careful - owl be watching you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4598 Puckford, this is not what I meant when I asked you to keep an eye on things. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4599 I tried to talk to human resources about this but they said it's out of their jurisdiction. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4600 I'm self branding.Wise man or Hoot? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4601 They say I'm a hoot 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4602 Oh, Mr. Simpson, you are a wise, wise man! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4603 I don't give a hoot what you think is proper office etiquette, Helen. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4604 This isn't scaring me, Harold. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4605 My computer is being repaired. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4606 That is not what they mean by artificial intelligence 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4607 All right, I'll reply to Rowling's messages... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4608 I'm sorry, George, but we no longer need a parliamentarian. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4609 Hoo said no pets allowed? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4610 OK, you've proved you give a hoot ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4611 Let's just say we no longer have a problem with mice. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4612 Are these the who's whose I've heard so much about? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4613 This isn't what I meant when I said, "Let's have 'Hooters' for lunch". 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4614 Owl eyes are on you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4615 Step back quietly, Bunny. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4616 Ms. Smithers, I am eating lunch at my desk today, if you'd like to join me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4617 All of these owls and we're still no closer to determining just how many licks it actually takes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4618 They're more cost effective for tovernight deliveries. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4619 Nancy quickly learned that Joe didn't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4620 I'm boning up on parliamentary procedure before the next board meeting. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4621 I recently quit caffeine. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4622 Come on, ask me. After all these years, I think we finally figured out the answer. Ask me: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4623 Whoooo did you say you were to see? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4624 Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you all? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4625 Is Harry Potter still interning here? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4626 You let the Mary Kay lady in IT sell her stuff. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4627 Say goodbye to our old email server. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4628 No ma'am. I said I'd like a dust towel for the office. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4629 It's me, that's who. Now was there something you wanted? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4630 After the DNC emails disaster, Anthony Weiner wants us to send his d*ck pics the old-fashioned way. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4631 You're such a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4632 Why, Mr. Jenkins, I thought you didn't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4633 "Who's responsible for this? Who? Who? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4634 For the next couple of weeks, you're on the morning shift. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4635 Neither witty nor wise, I've brought in some consultants. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4636 Who, Who, Who says I'm not fit to continue as Chairman? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4637 It keeps the rats away. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4638 No, they won't count women for a minyan. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4639 Who, Gladys, Who? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4640 Would you also send in: what, where, when, how, and why. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4641 I can explain... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4642 I know Who is behind this. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4643 I'm making my case for a bigger desk. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4644 Sure, Bill, I'll tell them you don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4645 No. I said "Hugh" not "Who". Who said "Who"? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4646 It would seem to be a wise decision, sir. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4647 May 2017: endless academic ennui 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4648 I can't take it Mr. Carstairs.........I don't know Whoooo? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4649 Do you have any more Tootsie Pops? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4650 Yes, I spent the weekend. Parliamentary procedure requires a motion to recess. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4651 Cipherus Judge Tax Preparation Services for the Magically Employed: "Janet, I've just heard from Hogwarts and they're wondering where their tax returns are!" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4652 I'm simply too impatient to raise giraffes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4653 sir,your employes don't give a hoot about you 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4654 Hoo, me? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4655 Miss Pierson, when I asked you to order White Owls I meant the cigar not the bird ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4656 As you can see, the board is unanimous. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4657 Our mouse problem is over. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4658 The focus group voted 9-0 for this caption. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4659 Can we move past the "Who?" to the "What, Where, When and Why?" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4660 He: "No, no, no! I said bring me a towel, not eight owls." She: "Use the extra owl as your towel." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4661 We are off to a board meeting. Please clean up the desk. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4662 Huh, ‘wisdom’, so I thought I’d get a desk full of them 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4663 I personally don't give a hoot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4664 When we switched to the new message system I thought they would send the cages first too. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4665 Being an smart as an owl isn't good enough for me. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4666 I know you wanted a cat to deal with the mice, but these owls actually have nine lives! 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
4667 It's a wise guise convention. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4668 Groupon was offering deeply discounted stuffed owls. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4669 Is that a possum in your purse or are you just glad to see me? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4670 Owl get the report if I'm wise enough. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4671 Hootie has been confirmed by a simple majority and now the Nine Wise Owls will hear your appeal. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4672 Is this a wise Supreme Court decision? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4673 Why would you call me a night owl Mrs. Phillips, why not a naturalist ? 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
4674 Are you, er, a mouse or something????????... (Written by my 7-year-old son, Leif Digre.) 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
4675 I thought you said the 3-D printer would be a forward move for our company. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4676 No, the glasses don't make you look wiser. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4677 As money is speech, how much can they get for a United Screech? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4678 I'm sorry, but the tenth owl is not really free. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4679 The answer's still no wise guy 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4680 When they told me it was a 12-owl desk, I thought with 9 I'd have space for my laptop. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4681 After retiring from Hogwarts they deliver memos about leftover sandwiches in the conference room. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4682 If they're that smart, why aren't they down in Wall Street? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4683 I had the choice between barn wood, and barn owl wood, now I'm thinking I should have gone with barn wood. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4684 Just tell him I don't give a hoot! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4685 Try to find out what if anything their parliament does. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4686 It was either sanctuary or deported to outer space. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4687 Are there any more out there? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4688 Nine out of ten are wise and give a hoot, one out of ten lies and should get the boot! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4689 Hoo stole my heart away? Hoo makes me dream all day? Hoo means my happiness? Hoo? Hoo? Hoo? Hoo? Hoo? Hoo? Hoo? Hoo? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4690 I'm afraid we don't have 10 owls today. OR Which one should I get? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4691 Yes, Minister?" "Find out what's going on at Hogwarts! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4692 Because I'm a wizard, that's why. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4693 Wipe their asses every day or you're out of here. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4694 "We don't give a hoot!" is our new customer service slogan. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4695 If you wear a name tag, they stop asking, "Who?" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4696 I told my broker to invest me in Hooters. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4697 Ms. Ferguson, please find out who cooks for who tonight. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4698 They answer all of our employee complaint lines ! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4699 Andrew, when I said I wanted the "collective wisdom of your colleagues" this is not the meeting I had planned. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4700 I asked Bill how he was doing this morning and he answered back, "who". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4701 The consensus is whooo, not whom 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4702 But none of us give a hoot! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4703 What do you mean 'WHO am I?' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4704 Be sure to use the small pink slips this time. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4705 We publish hoo dunnits. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4706 Yup, they'd certainly be wiser than his current National Security Council 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4707 Marge, if you want to stand out in your client's mind, you have to take some risks. Did I convince him to switch suppliers? Not sure. Probably not. But ask yourself this: which meeting do you think he's gonna remember? "Hoo" knows, Marge. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4708 We've reached an agreement — find out who-who are top ten sales reps are and send them each a hefty field mouse bonus. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4709 What time is sunset? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4710 'Owl' see you and raise you nine. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4711 Sir, I'm pretty sure the decorator asked for nine worn dowls. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4712 We will let you know in a day or two. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4713 I promise they won't hurt you . . . much. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4714 Here's a hoot for every time I hollered at your gorgeous ass. I'm sorry, Stacy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4715 It's an old building and I'm allergic to mice and cats. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4716 I hate working 3rd shift. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4717 I think it's a prank from some wise guy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4718 Sir I don't know either if it's to who they belong, or to whom they belong. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4719 Let no one say we don't give a hoot in HR, Miss Dinwiddie. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4720 There was a special in Diagon Alley 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4721 Owl be needing next Friday off. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4722 Not a flock, Miss Merkel. Don't you know a parliament when you see one? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4723 As you can see I am prepared to give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4724 No, madam; they will frighten away mice, but not door-to-door salespersons. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4725 You have all these eyes but still don't know who left the coffee machine on? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4726 Sandra, I'd like to introduce you to the night shift crew. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4727 You've made your point... But I still don't give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4728 Actually my family is from France. Why would you think I'm a Wise guy? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4729 The mice got into my candy bars. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4730 Nine of them, Mildred, for my baseball team. Hoo's on first. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4731 You're wise. You know it. And now you know, I know it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4732 Ms. Johnson, you'll find our department is a veritable Who's Who in the industry. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4733 Doctor Whoooo? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4734 Because, Mildred; everybody but you seems to give a Hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4735 Maybe your decision to hire only owls wasn't the wisest. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4736 What do you mean I don't give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4737 I think I found a new twist on the "herding cats" cliché. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4738 From now on, Ms. Quimby, management will give a hoot! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4739 They could use some wisdom on the Perkins account. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4740 Well of course we are owl here -- who, hooo else were you expecting? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4741 How about the what, when and where? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4742 Well, I see Helen got the dogs in the settlement. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4743 I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you owls here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4744 I wanted two females. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4745 It's much quieter on the dayshift. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4746 You're right, Ms. Ibis, this job is a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4747 Not what I meant by a new pair of hooters. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4748 I'm sorry Mrs Cranston, but we don't give a hoot about your suggestion. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4749 Owl ask you later. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4750 Who, who, who is your taxidermist? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4751 Gertrude, you obviously are not getting the message: It's a hoot to work here! Repeat after me: 'Hoot!' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4752 Tell me about a time you disagreed with a decision. What did you do? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4753 Another one of HR's bird brain ideas? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4754 Yes, Ms. Maples, as you can see, I do give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4755 Mice. They love mice. Take it to a good home with mice. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4756 I said nine holes, not nibe owls! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4757 Owl be damned if you think owl let them go. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4758 We do not think that would be wise. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4759 I'm here about the Hootenanny 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4760 I believe I said owl get back to you. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4761 You really are a night owl, aren't you! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4762 I resent you saying, "I don't give a 'hoot'." 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4763 Are these your employees, or your pets? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4764 How should I choose? They all seem qualified 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4765 I wanted to make sure you know I wasn't serious when I said I didn't give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4766 Everyone needs an angle 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4767 I'm going to need more Tootsie Pops. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4768 I saw a mouse. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4769 I'm sorry Sir, I thought you said to offer the owly employees overtime this week. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4770 They said you wouldn't give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4771 I do give a hoot! If fact I give 9. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4772 Do the glasses make me look smarter? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4773 I thought you didn't give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4774 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo who called, Miss Effers? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4775 I told you I was in a parliament meeting! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4776 Hoo's Hoo? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4777 Because I'm not the one who suggested an office building shaped like a barn, am I. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4778 I told them they could work from home 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4779 You're profit doesn't always come from ordinary things. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4780 I guess owl come back later. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4781 Once again, Brenda and Fred see right through the parliament but this time have no idea what to do about it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4782 This is a brotherhood meeting. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4783 O.K., Owl take one home! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4784 Send me an owl. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4785 Take a message, can't you see I'm in parliament ? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4786 Who what? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4787 Who's here to see me again? Who? Who? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4788 It's not a question of why, but who. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4789 I wanted live owls. These are Fake Whos. You're fired! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4790 The President asked that you check the Hogwarts cables for bugs. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4791 Is this the reason why they call you doctor who? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4792 There are a lot of pests around here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4793 How do you know they give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4794 Me! But why why why why why why why why why? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4795 I understand you give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4796 I'm an official member of parliament. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4797 So, you do give a hoot about my raise. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4798 O Rly? Sure I give a hoot! Pick one. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4799 Tootsie Pop is no longer testing on animals. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4800 Mr. Jones, it's clear you don't give a hoot! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4801 Actually, it looks like the boss gave a lot of hoots. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4802 It's Raúl. Not Raool or Rawl or Raille. Just Raúl. Raúl. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4803 Everyone keeps asking that! The real question is WHY? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4804 I see you are having a big dinner tonight. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4805 Some people line up their ducks in a row. I line up my owls. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4806 Get rid of him. We don't give a hoot how you do it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4807 Anything else, sir?" "Owl let you know later. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4808 They appear to be working. No birds in here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4809 I asked for a towel Bertha, not owl!I spilled my coffee! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4810 What makes you think I don't give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4811 'Guess Hoooo's next' is getting a bit tired, Ms. Smith. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4812 You need to do more than just give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4813 Please renew my Owl of the Month Club membership. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4814 Not why. Who. Who. Who. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4815 I call it my 'wisdom shield'...... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4816 Find out who the wise ass is who gifted these! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4817 Shhh. They're offering their collective wisdom. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4818 We're out of wise old men. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4819 I can call you Betty You can call me Owl. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4820 Which one of you is the accountant? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4821 You'll need to go through a test before you're accepted. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4822 Human resources. That's who. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4823 Why me over you? Some little birdies told HR who. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4824 Owls are nice. I was once married to one. Let's fly with falcons. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4825 Good morning Phyllis! We are placing a wise owl to perch at each of your desks, please welcome them and show them the breakroom, get them set up with ID badges and please show them the restroom locations. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4826 Yes of course, madam. We have a fine selection of hooters you may choose from right here in the shop. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4827 My daughter got accepted to Hogwarts. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4828 Their belief that I am their mother has MADE me their mother. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4829 Working here is a hoot 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4830 Give a hoot, change that suit. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4831 Yes, Parliament is in session and your issue is next. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4832 'I said, I wanted one owl and one pussycat." 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4833 We're lunching in. Please order us a cheeseburger and nine mice. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4834 More coffee please! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4835 How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4836 Hoos calling. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4837 I'm starting to think you don't give a hoot about this company, Sharon. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4838 Thank you, Miss Saunders, but these will not be the mascots for Whooten & Whooten 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4839 I thought it prudent to bring in a team of wise guys. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4840 I really wish you'd start giving a hoot around here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4841 Whoooo were you here to see? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4842 Ugh, this always works in my garden... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4843 You're here to see who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4844 So now you're a member of parliament? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4845 I told you to get your ducks in a row. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4846 "Owl be here if you need me." "The gang's owl here.". "Owls well that ends well." You want Dad jokes? I've got plenty of Dad jokes? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4847 They'll be asking to the questions. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4848 I didn't Hooters had such an a remunerative loyalty program 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4849 WISE ASS !! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4850 Owls returning home in Amazonas' forest biggest office. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4851 And has the Parliament decided on a lunch order? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4852 Fresh interns. They don't give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4853 I'm telling you, this year's teaching board will be different. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4854 The team just feels that you don't give a hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4855 That's not true. I have many hoots to give. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4856 It's wisdom we are trying to impart Ms. Featherstone. One for each student, if you please. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4857 What part of "Give a hoot" don't you understand? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4858 Can you lay your hands on a copy of Whoo's Whoo? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4859 Fine...'You called, Prime Minister?' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4860 The Board has appointed me Parliamentarian. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4861 It's our intermediate step from human employees to robots. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4862 No need to worry about mice, Miss Clumpkin 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4863 I bet having them is a real hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4864 Owlette Towelettes needs a new mascot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4865 How can you still say I don't give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4866 We had to use the Nuclear Option, but it broke the Filibuster. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4867 Who am I supposed to believe? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4868 I told you I don't give a hoot about you, but I was outvoted eight to one. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4869 I didn't literally mean,"Surround yourself with wise old birds!" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4870 I don't give a hoot you're overrun with mice. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4871 I've decided to add a night shift. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4872 I asked you to prepare a list of Who's Who in the Parliament, not a parliament of owls! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4873 Are you applying for the new hoot tan nanny? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4874 Owl be with you in a moment 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4875 I apologize, but those reports are going to be a bit late. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4876 One more thing, more owls. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4877 Hello Mrs Desmacher whom did you say you were looking for? Im looking for Mr. Carpriato? Who Who Who Who Who Who Who Who Who. Nevermind! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4878 Owls it goin' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4879 Do you you think they give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4880 What happened to the other ones? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4881 One per office, Miss Kramer, to inspire the attainment of wisdom we so sorely lack. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4882 I'd like to think that I do give a hoot about how this looks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4883 Ms. Ryan, Hoo's been in my office? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4884 Owl be needing a reservation for nine at Hooters. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4885 Yes, a mouse. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4886 Owl be in touch. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4887 I am still more qualified. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4888 You said we were suppose to get our owls on Wednesday. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4889 This way Miss Smith owl never be lonely at the top 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4890 It worked at Hogwarts. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4891 Can't you see I'm on "do not disturb"? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4892 I see you brought your desk with you from the House of Commons. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4893 That sounds like a really hoot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4894 Aren't you the one who said he doesn't give a hoot? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4895 It's a hoot to be with the hoot's hoot of hoot owls. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4896 I asked for Al's desk. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4897 You have no authority over me. I'm claiming parliamentary privilege. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4898 Who is my next appointment, Mary? Who? Who? Who? Who? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4899 We don't have show and tell day at our office. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4900 "You can hoot and holler all you want! I'm outta here! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4901 Model casting 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4902 Sir, why can't you be owl by yourself? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4903 I get it that you don't give a hoot about your job,but this is ridiculous ! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4904 They were on sale at Costco. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4905 We are the endagered species too. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4906 Give a hoot, get a hoot. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4907 It just feels like you don't trust me anymore. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4908 Don't you think it would be wise to get some mice on the Board? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4909 - You must be wiser 3 times then all of them! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4910 This is where the owlery really is. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4911 They don't give a hoot about who governs, but they want a parliament. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4912 Since my memo apparently wasn't clear, let me be blunt: I don't give a hoot. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4913 Tell Mr. Delvecchio his wise guys don't scare me. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4914 They're like retro CCTV. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4915 No, I meant I'd love to see "Parliament," the band. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4916 You still sound like an idiot. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4917 Yes, Deb, It's easier for you to just come in. An intercom would take up far too much space 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4918 Our E-mail server is still down sir and I do believe you've been reading way too much Harry Potter. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4919 Any word on that shipment of field mice, Mrs. Dorkin? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4920 Contrary to what you've heard around the water cooler Ms. Jones, as you can clearly see, when it comes to my work, I still have plenty of hoots to give. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4921 Animal Control says they're waiting for you to hatch. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4922 Don't tell me, the Hogwarts intern's started. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4923 So this is your way of looking for it? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4924 WHO is my next appointment? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4925 You may not give a hoot, but I like 'em. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4926 Per your request, Horton has arrived. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4927 Well, first we just tried to fire them all, but it turns out that owls are a suspect class. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4928 Who's in charge around here? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4929 Sir, those are fake.....just like our news. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4930 No, I said I would like to see the Powells. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4931 Sorry, but you cannot just accumulate wisdom like that. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4932 No, I don't give a hoot.... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4933 Roberta, these are the new interns. Please find them roosts and some dead mice. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4934 That's not what I meant by "parliamentary procedure." 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4935 Do you really think that's wise, sir? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4936 This is not what I meant when I said we needed a parliament! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4937 If we're going to represent Hogwarts they have to learn to use email. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4938 Is there any reason you can't go to the guy with eagles? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4939 I need the number for a good hoot nanny. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4940 I'm surrounded by wisecracks! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4941 My dear,true wisdom is basically just a numbers game. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4942 I'm quitting. Taking up taxidermy. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4943 I am ever so sorry but the Magical Secretary advertisement stated a ten O.W.L.s prerequisite and you are one short. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4944 I told you, Lois, I don't *care* that you're a cat lady. You'll have to come up with something else. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4945 They'll be replacing the nighttime security guards. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4946 I said get me the Finals, not Nine owls! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4947 Gather the mice and reschedule the Hawk. Is that right? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4948 Let my wife know that the Barred meeting will probably go late tonight. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4949 ...and they're a helluva lot cheaper than consultants 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4950 You really really are a wise-ass. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4951 No sir, I checked; this doesn't qualify you as an MP 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4952 My son was just accepted to Temple 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4953 I told you I'd be a part of parliament! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4954 Oh, them?? Them nine Wise-Guys remind me to say "WHO" may I say is calling?" instead of "whom." 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4955 But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4956 Hoo do you do? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4957 Mr. Jones, I thought you did not give a hoot? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4958 Last year I had only seven owls. This year I have nine, and next year I'm sure I'll have all twelve owls. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4959 Thanks anyway.. These animals just won't do! I need at least 10 to do the trick.. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4960 Whooo are you? Get it? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4961 I'm afraid you're simply too mousy to be a good fit here. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4962 I through getting crapped on at work. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4963 We'll need to find another intern for the graveyard shift in digital. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4964 Please kneel. It would make the interview panel more comfortable. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4965 Excuse me but I believe your owls are sitting on my desk 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4966 Get me the overtime budget. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4967 You say you're a hoot en nanny? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4968 Who...Who...Who did you want to speak with? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4969 Guess who is eating at Hooters today? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4970 Night shift staff meeting? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4971 They're loaners while my Macbook is being fixed 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4972 You're right. I'm sorry. It's clear you do give a hoot about this job. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4973 IT says you need to empty your sent items folder, the server is overloaded. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4974 I think I need to switch to a tablet. The mouse pad is in the way of my working! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4975 You took my lunch request a bit literally. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4976 Owl think of something to say at the meeting. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4977 I believe I asked for a parliament of towelettes. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4978 Mr. Partial really DID give a hoot about Ms. Grim's staring contests. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4979 Sir, ITS CAT'S - NOT OWLS 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4980 You were right, Carol. We need to emphasize wisdom rules here. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4981 There's a man named Trump who wants to be next and he doesn't give a hoot that he has no appointment. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4982 "Hoo?" did you sat was calling? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4983 If you want a lot of wisdom, take two. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4984 Do you have a "What"? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4985 I know we need wisdom...but 9 owls?? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4986 When I ask to go home early why do you always say, "Who?" 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4987 I hate to be gulled. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4988 I figured owl advice would the best way to decide if we should air this Pepsi commercial with Kendall Jenner. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4989 I am just about to head home ... it's almost 6 AM. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4990 Jerry, your board meeting is in five minutes. I'd hate to ruffle your feathers about it. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4991 What works in accounting, but who is my first appointment? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4992 If you ask me, I think "The Whos" is a dumb name to a bird act. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4993 This isn't Canada and surrounding yourself with a parliament of owls does not make you its monarch! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4994 To anyone, just "who" do you think you are? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4995 I heard they keep things from being covered in crap. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4996 " I don't give a hoot what you say....I deserve a raise". 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4997 Sir you can't fire me! I have a fami-" "You see all these owls Karen? It's obvious I don't give a Hoot!!! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4998 There are some pigeons here who say they have an appointment. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4999 I really don't give a hoot, but do you like your rice boiled, fried, or sauteed? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5000 Welcome to Athena Corporation, Ms Jones. Do you prefer Minerva, or Min? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5001 We don't give a hoot Ms. Jones. You're fired. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5002 I always wanted to be a parliamentarian. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5003 And I'm in charge of hollering. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5004 OK, hoot stole my sandwich from the fridge? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5005 I still don't know who's on first. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5006 I said you looked peckish, not owlish. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5007 I said in order to win this case, we'll need the judge to hear plenty avowals. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5008 Yes, I do see your parliament, and yes you are still fired! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5009 So, I hear that you no longer give a hoot... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5010 "Who's" in charge here? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5011 We're installing the Luddite version of the Internet. Pick the one you like the best and take it back to your desk. The oak trees will be here next week. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5012 It's all about hoo you know 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5013 Is this the new library collection of "Who? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5014 Tell the wife call the owlet I don't give a Hoot. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5015 Mrs. Thomas, when the mayor said our city has a rat problem, I think he was referring to certain politicians. Please return these. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5016 I thought Dilbey said no more consultants! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5017 I get the idea you want to go to Hooters for lunch 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5018 The owls won't make me forget about the one way mirroe 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5019 I've brought in a real who's who for this job, Sharon. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5020 They're replacing you, Mrs Jenkins, because they do give a hoot. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5021 Technically we're a parliament, but we've been subsumed by the entrenched bureaucracy. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5022 Lois, at this time we feel it would be unwise to go out on a limb. Your suggestion, however, will be retained. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5023 I decided I needed all the help I could get. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5024 I know they did things differently at Hogwarts but here we prefer to communicate by email. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5025 No, just owls, not penguins... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5026 I plan to bring Hogwarts to its knees. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5027 ...we've decided we want a standing desk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5028 I mentioned to the Board t 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5029 Who's on my desk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5030 Spam to Hogwarts Parents? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5031 Since you're gonna be here all night finishing those reports, I thought I would lend a hand by bringing in some friends to keep you company. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5032 "Hoot Hoot" "Did you just fart?!" said the lady "Nooooo" said the man 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5033 Actually Mr. Conflager, you are supposed to use "Whys" to get to the root of your problem, not "Whos" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5034 It doesn't matter who said it sir, it's why they said it that matters. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5035 How many owls does it take to stop a pen thief? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5036 Office parliament is in session. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5037 We are his bodyguards. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5038 Mr. Donaldson, the Head of Human Resources, you had a meeting with him last week. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5039 Frank, what are you doing at my desk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5040 Of course the owl decoys are working, you don't see any ducks or geese do you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5041 Tell the bunny-rabbits that I'll have to reschedule. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5042 I knew HR would nix your "Hooters" mouse pad. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5043 MR PRESIDENT THEY NEED TO GO! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5044 We are the last part of the EPA. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5045 How many suckers will it take to lick our corporate scandal, Janice? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5046 Who looks wiser now? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5047 Hoo are you trying to scam with those? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5048 Ten wise owls would make the difference! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5049 Are all of them for adoption? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5050 The publishing office of Who's Whoo in America. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5051 "Parliament is now in session. Pray continue 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5052 I'm teaching them to say "whom" when used as a direct object. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5053 I'm determined to find the mole at last. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5054 We need to hire a Hoot Nanny." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5055 I'm owl by myself. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5056 Stop saying "z... on first base?". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5057 We've got to stop using acronyms in our emails - ASAP 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5058 Who did this? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5059 Yeah so we're off of a climate science and back to testing the tootsiepop hypothesis. Orders from the White House. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5060 I said call an exterminator! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5061 The people have asked for a new Parliament and by jove, that's what we'll give them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5062 I can't leave, the parliament will lose its quorum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5063 WHO LOOKING AT ME? WHO LOOKING AT ME? WELL WHO THE HELL ELSE YOU LOOKING AT? WHO WHO 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5064 Unfortunately they're all on H1B visas. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5065 I'm remembering the days when I gave a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5066 I had placed an order for "wisdom". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5067 You said you needed staff who could do the overnight flight to LA 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5068 OK, Sol, you made your point. When it comes to matters of parliamentary procedure, there is no one wiser than you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5069 You had some big sex life didn't you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5070 I don't know who started this rumor, but I am not a predator. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5071 Be wise and spread out old New Yorker Magazines on Your desk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5072 Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who are you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5073 Oh Ben, you're such a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5074 If you don't mind, 9:00 a.m. is when we like to get a little shut-eye around here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5075 If they worked like they did in my garden, we wouldn't be having this conversation. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5076 But, your e-mail set the meeting for 9 Owl'Clock. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5077 Hillary, frustrated with email in general has decided to rebrand 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5078 They are here to investigate the tootsie pop findings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5079 I told you my new coworkers were a real hoot. They're also pretty wise too. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5080 Couldn't you find a mouse trap, Miss Jones? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5081 All departments have rejected them. It's all we can do to keep them awake. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5082 Well, I really used to turn some heads. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5083 Call Abbott and Costello. I have a great routine for them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5084 Are you among the wise? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5085 They corrected me. I just said 'to who'? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5086 I want to put them on the endangered species list but they won't tell me their names, they just keep saying "Who?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5087 And I make ten. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5088 An Herald Owl would be a great mascot for a new literary imprint. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5089 I know you're running for parliament but this has gone too far. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5090 Please bring in the photographer for the proxy-statement pictures. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5091 Again Mr. Tuttle I didn't see a mouse last week; I had just dropped my luck rabbit's foot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5092 It's okay, I've been reading 'A Perfect Mess.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5093 I'll never buy glasses at 'America's Best' ever again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5094 It's the adjunct faculty; they're demanding overtime for teaching night classes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5095 Thank you, Miss Jones. That will be all for today. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5096 Who can tell them apart? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5097 You can't pass up on nine for the price of one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5098 Who's the boss here? Who wants to know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5099 But I ordered tea towels Ms Honeybun. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5100 As a bonus they sing, 'Owl Be Seeing You in All the Old Familiar Places'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5101 I am thinking about trying to overthrow our current administration with this wise parliament 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5102 My solution to Washington gridlock 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5103 It really does not make you look any wiser. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5104 Call UPS. Tell them we aren't paying their invoice this month. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5105 Pardon my stare. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5106 I want a refund. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5107 You're up next for the owl cam auditions... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5108 A Dr. Doolittle would like to talk with you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5109 I understand you've been turning some heads around here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5110 She said you deserved the bird! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5111 I am pretty sure I asked you for nine bowls 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5112 The more you have, the more you want, sir? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5113 Does this come with the telephone wire or do I just hope my ex parks under one? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5114 Mr. Overly Wise, Mr. Big Rat is here to see you... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5115 Owl get to your evaluation this afternoon. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5116 Here's the deal, Aves. That joke about the agency protecting us 'from' the environment -- less joke, more "other duties as assigned." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5117 You know, like the song, 'Hail, hail, the owls gang here!' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5118 We owl agree, that would be the wise choice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5119 I'm looking for Preet Bharara." "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5120 I'm creating new jobs, taking computers out of intelligent and wise decision making. These owls don't hoot, they 'AI' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5121 Not a wise move Martha. Who gave you permission to do this? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5122 I don't give a hoot what you have to say. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5123 Do you really think you can corner the market on Hogwarts mail carriers? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5124 Get those owls out of here or I'm going to "hoot" you out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5125 Wait till I tell you about my day. It was a HOOT! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5126 Oh big whoop Becky, yeah I got some owls, what of it? Don't act like you don't have a drawer full of lizards in your office, we've all seen it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5127 Owl I want for Christmas! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5128 OK Ms Jones, bring in the pussy cats. Leave the pea green boats in the lobby 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5129 Thank you Bridget, that will be all. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5130 I am not a big fan of our new desk-share program. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5131 It's a postage rate hedge. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5132 Ask Wisdom Services for live rodents this time to get them off my desk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5133 Someone from the Audubon Society is here about cutting down trees for the new parking lot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5134 Ironically, they're all looking in the same direction. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5135 The world will beat a path to our door - just wait and see. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5136 Now that they're selling my Internet history I've decided to send all my messages by owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5137 My apology sir, I thought your affection with hooters was being directed at me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5138 Who gives a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5139 Sir, this company is really going to the birds. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5140 I Don't Give A Hoot" handouts for people who bring me dumb ideas. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5141 This shows that I can be wise without being old. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5142 How many times must I tell you, the correct pronound is whom not who 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5143 They were brought in out of the rain. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5144 I just keep them around for a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5145 I felt Hooting Resources should be present for this discussion. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5146 I'm trying to make it into "Hoo's Hoo" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5147 The five-to-four will ensure your legacy 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5148 Cancel my subscription to "Who's Hoo." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5149 Good morning, Dr. Wise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5150 Sorry, I don't know from what. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5151 The incarnation of my Tabby. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5152 Forget it! You'll never know how many licks it takes to get to the center! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5153 I know who. Now the question is "how"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5154 Sir, I need the name of your accountant... who who who who who who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5155 My fowling system is slightly owldated. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5156 Alright, who can help me? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5157 I need a bigger desk, but no one around here gives a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5158 today we are hatching a hoot 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5159 I meant the White Owl cigars. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5160 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5161 These are the prizes for the best save our planet essays 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5162 Sorry, Doris, but you've ruffled one too many feathers around here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5163 Who put bread crumbs on my desk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5164 you have got to stop spending the company money on owls" "piss off Karen 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5165 Brenda, I said I needed a BOWEL movement! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5166 Let me guess, your the wise guy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5167 Meet the summer interns from Whoville U. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5168 I spilled a glass of water on it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5169 I said this will require hours not owls 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5170 Sam brooding his flock was no longer just a brood! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5171 I distinctly said in my dictation to you, "Order nine dowels for my new desk." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5172 This is the nature reference desk. Whoooooooooooooo wants to know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5173 Your services will no longer be needed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5174 This dangnamit building is crawling with pidgies. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5175 See, I told you parliament can be a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5176 I see the CEO Wisdom Meter is almost "off the desk" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5177 What have we got on Ontological Web Languages? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5178 I always wondered where you got your wise answers from... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5179 No. "What would Jane Austen do?" is just not helpful. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5180 Sir, I've always thought that you and your birds are so wise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5181 She doubted he didn't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5182 I think there's a glitch in the fertility drug. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5183 Jim, get out of my chair and bring me some wipes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5184 So, who's ready to admit that Hogwarts is a fictional school and there are no market for students who require owls? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5185 That's not what a parliamentarian does. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5186 "Owls well that ends well." is NOT an acceptable answer Ms. Owlsley! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5187 Sure. Just give me a minute to clear out my inbox. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5188 Nine wise owls Miss Jones could not hurt the bottom line. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5189 Sir, why do you have all these owls?" "Because the freaks come out at night! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5190 You hired who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5191 Branch office guru. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5192 Apparently, there's a lay off at Hogwarts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5193 I'm still trying to figure out what David Lynch meant by " The owls are not what they seem." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5194 I said "Night Owl". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5195 I know you're upset about not getting the promotion, but do you really think you can become the "wise, old owl" of the firm this way? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5196 We'll need to place an ad for a hoot nanny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5197 Betty, as the newly endowed Hooters' "You can call me Owl" Professor of Philosophy, welcome. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5198 Yes, Elaine, you read my email right - "Hold Owl, Might Caw" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5199 Please send in the next owl, Miss Phineas. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5200 surround yourself with those who have the same goal as you 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5201 I'm quitting and moving to Hogwarts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5202 I don't give hoots. I take them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5203 I thought you cleared your desk before you went home. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5204 Surprisingly, it's a 10 to 1 vote, the hoo hoo's have won once again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5205 No Amelia! I said, "Get me Al's", not "owls"! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5206 They're called a parliament. Whoooooo wants to know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5207 On the contrary, they're exactly what they seem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5208 Parliament's at a standstill again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5209 Would you like to join me for a Hootenanny tonight, Ms. Wise? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5210 Who dunnit? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5211 It's our client's, J.K. Rowling, hot line. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5212 Thank you Ms. Smyth, but I asked for Parliament "filtered," not "feathered." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5213 Prepare to pull an owl nighter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5214 Thanks for meeting me at the owlffice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5215 I'm the head Wisenheimer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5216 Just file them under O. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5217 One goes on watch every three hours and the last one is a midnight owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5218 Helen, would you please tell the interns they all got into Hogwarts? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5219 You said you needed nine owls ahead of any special oldel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5220 Your new intrusion alert surveillance system appears to be functioning working well. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5221 I said bring me the files for Benjamin Cowls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5222 And now...get ready for our stirring rendition of " Hoo's Your Daddy" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5223 Owl be with you in a moment 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5224 Stan, that is not what I meant when I asked you to give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5225 Ms. Boswell, I said "let's define what the stock earns," not "get me the nine nocturnes." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5226 Gesundheit! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5227 Don't worry....they never attack old bats! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5228 I thought it was the most eco friendly way to address our rodent problem 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5229 No, I didn't get the memo. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5230 Whooo's in charge? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5231 Does anyone of them give a hoot? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5232 Henceforth, I prefer that you address me by my nom de plume. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5233 Can it wait? I'm addressing the local parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5234 Miss Dodson, your paperweight collection is starting to curb my productivity. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5235 This promotion makes you corporate hootnanny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5236 It's the type of thing that'll make your head spin. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5237 Gertrude. Find us some voles! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5238 If I hear 'Is Dr. Who in?' one more time, I'm going to screech. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5239 Sir, this isn't a joke. Mrs. Hooter flew all the way from Vancouver to meet with you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5240 I'm planning to make my version of Hitchcock's "The Birds" with a cast of porcelain owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5241 To tell you the truth, I can't wait until the "Give a Hoot" promotion ends. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5242 They keep all the crank calls away. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5243 I find that they are way more effective than email. In this economy, our clients appreciate a personal touch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5244 Who, Who, Who do you want to see? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5245 I specified that we want to hire older worker-learners, Ms Jones. Get these 'applicants' out of here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5246 You're entitled to your opinion, but they say I'm a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5247 I've been elected to parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5248 They don't give a hoot, you know -- they are all MPs in waiting, waiting to be admitted to the Parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5249 Who who who who who's here ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5250 You were right. I shouldn't have signed up for this Hogwarts messaging service while it was still in beta. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5251 Were preparing our advertising pitch for Hooters. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5252 Now for the what, when and where. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5253 Let's see if you think I'm still 'overcompensating' when that infernal mouse is gone. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5254 Our firm is virtual "Who's Who" in its field. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5255 That won't make you any wiser. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5256 Go ahead.Take your vacation.Owl keep my eyes on them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5257 Actually, madam, this parliament is adjourned for lunch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5258 They're good at fielding but what I really need are bats. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5259 I'll howl if I need you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5260 File with the flamingos. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5261 Nine or none, the employees still won't believe you give two hoots! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5262 Sir, we can't hire them if they don't have an H-1B visa. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5263 This isn't personal. It's a committee decision to end your employment. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5264 They are awaiting a hearing by the senate judiciary committee. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5265 We've been a little short on wisdom lately 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5266 Whooo is the wisest of them all? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5267 Take the rest of the night off. We'll be fine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5268 I preferred the bald eagle paper weights, but these were on sale. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5269 Well, we don't give a hoot what you think. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5270 Ms Brown, would you pick up a few bags of potato chips for the directors meeting this afternoon. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5271 So how does this mail-blast thing work again? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5272 What a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5273 I'm sorry, parliament is currently in session. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5274 Call the pet shop and have them deliver nine mice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5275 As the wise old owls say "You are Fired" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5276 If we put these around the podium when Maxine Water or Michelle Obama speaks they may not appear to be so dumb. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5277 They don't carry company memos, they use them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5278 Who are you? Who, Who, Who, Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5279 Hoo do you think you are with this wise guy routine? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5280 Jenny, you can send the vulture capitalists in now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5281 I tweeted that I give a hoot and viola. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5282 The Ministry of Magic isn't accepting my emails, Harriet. I'm sending that by owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5283 Please! No wisecracks about my owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5284 So then I say ‘Owl bet you can’t guess what I have on my desk’ – cracks me up every time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5285 You've taken this Harry Potter thing a bit too far. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5286 I understand your grievances but you can't beat the working owls 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5287 Breaking news from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Emailed. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5288 Nancy this isn't what I meant when I said I need to see Parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5289 One is just an emergency backup. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5290 Whooooo, said that? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5291 Now where are the pussy cats! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5292 Well, you do shine through in a clutch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5293 Wise as ... 1, 2, 3 ... 9 owls ? ... really Henry, your bespeckled bald head already does the trick 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5294 You told me to let you know when your behavior ever started to seem weird. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5295 Margaret was not thrilled with the Owl Award, given after 25 years of service. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5296 I'm sorry, what was your name again? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5297 Do you see any pigeons? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5298 What did I say about the flowers? We're an owl office. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5299 who....who...who...who...who..who...who...who...whom shall I say is calling? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5300 Okay Bill, I won't argue with you about what you "100% positively know for a fact" I said, but honestly, why would *anyone* request a nine owl work day? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5301 Should I turn the desk to face the observation window? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5302 Doctor Barnes why do you - oh I see! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5303 Martha, hoo do you think you need to be paid the same as? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5304 He won't take no for an answer this Mr. Potter. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5305 Frankly, we need people who give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5306 These are all the clients who refused to accept my help! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5307 I've been waiting for someone to give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5308 Congratulations on winning the hoot court championship. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5309 I asked for all your "ails" to be put on my desk, Mrs. Wisenhunt. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5310 Did you say anything about working for less than the legal minimum? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5311 Hoot, Hoover, Whoville, I've heard them all, Madge. Just get me a Yoo-hoo and send in Mr Yahoo. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5312 Whooooo am I meeting with today, Miss Jones? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5313 They want to know who let the dogs out." "Who who who who who who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5314 Hoo should I say is calling? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5315 Who's my next appointment? Who? Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5316 Goodness gracious, what a hoot! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5317 Just whoo do you think you are? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5318 This place is for the birds. I'm outta here! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5319 New computer? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5320 I'll retrieve your complaint document after an act by Parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5321 I owely have eyes for you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5322 Is this the information desk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5323 I thought there was just one wise old owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5324 Are not you overdoing it a bit? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5325 More focus and less pigeoning. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5326 I'm not cleaning up their mess. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5327 It's your 2 o'clock with the anti daylight savings lobby. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5328 That sounds like a really hoot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5329 I still don't give a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5330 "With the proposed Trump budget, you're now looking at ten endangered species. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5331 I'm hoping to enhance my nest egg. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5332 Fine. Owl o-llow it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5333 Good night, sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5334 I want you to look into this and find out the owl and why of it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5335 Is this a wise choice, Bromley? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5336 They're protesting the new EPA guidelines. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5337 Who are you, Olga, who who, who who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5338 Howl are you today? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5339 Birds of a feather, Alice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5340 WHO, WHO, WHO are you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5341 It's a room full of owls; a "whom." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5342 Owl's are very smart. They were watching the rabbits and did as rabbits do. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5343 The problem with these stubborn students,Dean, is that they've got the "who" down pat, but they'll never be good reporters until they get the "what", "why", "where", and "when". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5344 It's autosuggestion. So you'll let your daughter sail to Belize with me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5345 They wanted to be first in line for the President's salary, but the mammal caucus already cut a deal. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5346 I've heard your request, Mrs. Adams, and frankly, I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5347 Well...it beats bats in the belfrey 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5348 Just gearing up for the 'owlidays... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5349 I don't give a hoot if this is their way of saying I am their wise leader. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5350 You tell him that I don't just give a hoot, I give 8 and a screech. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5351 Well owl be darned... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5352 It's Hooters' new desktop app. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5353 Yes ma'am, these are the Whos in Whoville that you put on hold. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5354 I wasn't trying to ruffle any feathers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5355 You are a very wise man, Mr. Jones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5356 Coulda fooled me; I didn't know you were so erudite. Now I see you're mentoring owls. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5357 Mrs. Bunion, Your money is AWOL! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5358 What have I told you about tying letters to the owls? We use email for a reason. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5359 I am testing the osmosis principle and already feel wiser. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5360 we haven't had a problem with rodents since we got them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5361 Because then I would only have eight. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5362 Letter to shareholders--All corporate assets have been converted to plastic owls, effectively cornering the market. Huge profits projected. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5363 Honey, our son wants Tootsie Pops for his birthday, not owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5364 "The temps have arrived. Plan on some late nights, Mrs. Rappaport. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5365 When one asks "who", I laugh, and shoot him, and say "you, motherfucker." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5366 What makes you think we don't have the night shift covered? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5367 ...and which "little bird" told you that? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5368 Sir, this is a casting call for a Tootsie Roll commercial. The DMV is two doors down. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5369 do you guys do owl post? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5370 It makes me feel more secure. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5371 Dumbeldor wanted to know if you got his messages. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5372 The H-owl-idays are coming. Sell these." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5373 Harry, Hermione and Ron have been really worried since Donald decided to run for the headmaster post against Minerva McGonagall. Can you imagine that? A muggle in charge of Hogwarts!? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5374 Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names. As you can see, ... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5375 Me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5376 No, of course I didn't take your owl. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5377 Some customers are starting to complain about your new giveaway promotion. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5378 What do you mean, you can still see my hands? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5379 Well I don't give a hoot either. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5380 Wiseacre. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5381 Note all whooo accepted my meeting invite. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5382 Sorry, I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5383 My decisions are based on a majority vote. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5384 Send a memo to Potter and copy the staff. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5385 DO YOU WANT THE WISE OR OTHERWISE ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5386 Is there something wrong with Potter's intercom? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5387 I will only require security services until the third Thursday in November. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5388 Miss Jones, when I asked you to setup a meeting with members of parliament, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5389 I said come back in nine hours! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5390 Alright. Whoooo keeps pushing the buzzer? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5391 I didn't know the term was "parliament" but a bunch of owls doesn't make you prime minister! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5392 I was offended that they said I didn't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5393 Honey, I distinctly said I wanted a new 9-iron for my birthday. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5394 And I thought this job was for the birds, not the owl's 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5395 Go ahead...tell me one more time which form of the word to use as the object of a preposition. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5396 Since even nine of them are, apparently, too subtle for you. GET OUT! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5397 I see your advisers are in "Who's Hoot." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5398 This was not what I had in mind when I asked you to implement HootSuite. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5399 Hooters? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5400 Now that I have my support group.....I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5401 I need some owl food. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5402 I didn't *literally* mean 'surround yourself with some wise old owls.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5403 I'm just tired of being corrected every five minutes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5404 I think the operable word here isn't what but who. (who in italics) 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5405 I'm pretty sure that the last owl is the ninth not the 9nd. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5406 Miss Jones bring me a latte and 9 mice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5407 It's called a murder of crows but I'm not sure what you call a desk top full of owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5408 We've been pranked by Hogwarts again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5409 I don't give a hoot Barnyard....I mean Barnie. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5410 I thought when you said you wanted to be in parliament, you meant something different. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5411 i do give a hoot, i didn't know you meant it literally ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5412 Short of a diploma from Oxford, I think it shouts, "Yikes, this man is wise!" What do you think Marsha? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5413 Nothing is pecking my seedlings, Ms. Witherall. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5414 I know you meant "throw in the towel." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5415 All the little birdies told me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5416 But this is the nocturnal section. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5417 What makes you think I'm a night owl? No excuse, sir, I simply overslept! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5418 "How Many Licks It Takes to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop" is the only scientific research project you could get funding for? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5419 I told you that I don't give a hoot; in fact I don't give 9 hoots. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5420 My classes' teenagers voted laptops, not stuffed owls, as their cool prizes. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5421 Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name, who, who... who, who! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5422 Which one do you want me to cook for your dinner, sir? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5423 Ja! Nine! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5424 I've answered all their questions, why won't they just go away? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5425 So just to be clear, you really don't care? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5426 My opinion about your promotional idea for the National Taxidermy Convention? Unwise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5427 Any reference books on owls? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5428 I don't give a hoot what their numbers are! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5429 hoo IS the chosen candidate! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5430 With experience comes wisdom. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5431 So, nine pussycats, and nine pea green boats? And then what else? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5432 Reprimanded again for saying you couldn't give a hoot??? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5433 Ten coffee orders was not part of my original remit. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5434 I agree. More wisdom will surely help. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5435 I know, Ms. Smith. If I give a hoot, I won't pollute. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5436 No, I would say it makes you a wise ass! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5437 I don't think Sarah McLachlan wrote it as, "Owls remember you." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5438 They're picketing at Hooters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5439 So this meeting's been a hoot... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5440 About your raise request, how many hoots would you like me give? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5441 I said, "We'll buy lunch from Hooters, not buy whoo-ters." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5442 The less you say, the more they herd. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5443 We give a hoot, that's who! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5444 Because you're way over the hill (and crows had sold out). 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5445 I understand the pun, Jeffrey, but the Christmas party won't be a "hoot" with 10 untrained owls there. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5446 I see your "I don't give a hoot" Ms Markham, and raise you... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5447 Could you take care of the mails Mrs Rowling's been sending about her payments? I do have other authors to attend to you see 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5448 Remember the owl from 'Twin Peaks'? Well, that was actually played by nine different owls, and now I have to take care of them until I die. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5449 Any message for me? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5450 Complicated, isn't it, Mr. Thurston? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5451 Who's who, you ask? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5452 The question is not 'Which?' but 'Who?' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5453 Wise guy, huh? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5454 Who bought all these owls, Janet? WHO, WHO?! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5455 Janet, I said 'Billable hours on my desk by 3 PM.' 'Hours.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5456 Oh yeah? Well hoooo do you think you are, Joanne? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5457 They prey on twitters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5458 Still trying to get to Word Brain Owl level 9 boss? You can get the answers on the web you know. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5459 Th I've told them who's getting a pink slip. They will deliver the news and keep me out of it... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5460 ``I count ten.'' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5461 Johnson can say whatever he wants about me, Miss Danvers. But just like this desktop full of mute owls, I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5462 I know, Miss Smith, a wise old owl told me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5463 Miss Jones, get me the Hitchcock file. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5464 Feeling any wiser? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5465 Some honorable members. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5466 He's not for sale. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5467 You mean it wasn't 1 mouse and 9 calzones? Oops, got lunch wrong again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5468 I'm sorry, but we think you don't fit in on the night shift. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5469 I'm thinking that's a wise decision Mr. Hooty. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5470 They are all indifferent. They don't give a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5471 Yes I do realize they're magical but Royal Mail would be 37% less than what we spend on mice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5472 Of course there are no pigeons or other pests in here. It's working! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5473 Yes, I'm the president of 'Hooters'. What were you expecting 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5474 You Mr. Wilson, you, you, you, that's who. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5475 I don't give a hoot, we are not returning night deliveries 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5476 Oh I give a hoot and then some! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5477 My loan officers have looked into your finances and determined they do not give a hoot about any of this. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5478 Who are you trying to blame? Who? Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5479 Herbert that is too many owls to have in a work environment. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5480 Who's envious? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5481 I still think there are more practical ways to demonstrate that this is the same as 18 in the bush. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5482 They're called "Motivational Mascots." Every employee will get one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5483 Why did I put all these birds on my desk? I thought it would be a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5484 I don't think we have much on owls. Sorry. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5485 I think the boss said a permanent not parliament solution. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5486 You can run but you can't hide. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5487 well where did you think the answers came from? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5488 Oh, they told me you were a yes-man, not a hoo-man. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5489 Who do you like? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5490 I thought we could use more fun in the office. Aren't they a hoot? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5491 We google the ole' fashioned way. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5492 If you're looking for my inbox, I'm using it for potty training. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5493 Are you owlright? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5494 You should see all the elephinos in my office. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5495 The only thing to do now is turn my head. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5496 Who said "Birds can't swim"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5497 We had to downsize our human resources department. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5498 This will be owl problem. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5499 I was led to believe it was #internationaltakeowlstoworkday. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5500 Frankly, Miss Butler, I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5501 Hey pussycat, pick me! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5502 Does this make me a member of Parliament? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5503 They come from a 5 year tenure at the Tyrell Corporation, and yes, they're artificial. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5504 I thought they'd help with our mouse problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5505 My Secret Santa is a taxidermist. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5506 You're a real hoot, Mr. Jacobson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5507 No, Miss Jackson, not a parliament of owls - a minyan. We need one more. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5508 Yes our board of directors is a parliament of owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5509 If you don't water that potted plant it's going to die. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5510 These Who's Who offers are getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5511 You're right, Margaret. I stink as your night manager. Here's hoping these night owls can mentor me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5512 I'm running for parliament 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5513 Okay, I apologize for calling ypu a wise old bird 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5514 Since I no longer give a hoot, I've decided to outsource the job. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5515 This human scarecrow was a waste of budget. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5516 Frankly, Ms. Wiseman, I don't give a hoot about my next appointment. I'm waiting on a call from 'parliament!' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5517 Thanks to the nuclear option, we're back at full strength. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5518 Do you really think that is wise? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5519 I give one a poke anytime someone asks for a biography. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5520 I'm sorry, but no. Besides, it's take YOUR owls to work day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5521 Whose hoo is who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5522 Sorry sir, you've just been awarded another "Wise Old Owl" trophy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5523 No, I will not have sex with them either. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5524 Hoooo... were you expecting to see? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5525 They're starting to make me not give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5526 Legal says it does take nine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5527 ...so the explanation for this, as you see, is perfectly simple. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5528 Miss Smith, Miss Smith, Miss Smith, etc. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5529 This Parliament of Owls might be wise, but they're not very smart. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5530 Jealous? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5531 We all agree. 'Who' is better than 'whom'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5532 No one's laughing jackass. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5533 Frankly, Miss Oliver, the complaint department does not give a hoot about your complaint. The men can leave the toilet seats up in the unisex bathroom. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5534 After filming this scene, Hitchcock decided to order script rewrites. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5535 Apparently, I'm supposed to give a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5536 I need the Wilson file, the Lewis contract and nine lollipops. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5537 They're supposed to scare away crows but they work on co-workers too. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5538 I've already given two hoots! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5539 What do you mean ‘All the job positions at Hooters have already been filled’? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5540 More work? Ah, c'est trop chouette! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5541 The owls are not what they seem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5542 I practicing owlgebra 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5543 I told you ten times WHO my meeting is with! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5544 Sir, the applicants are here for the Hooters job. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5545 Madam, I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5546 We're waiting for Glimfeather. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5547 I could give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5548 You gonna fuck ALL dem birds? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5549 In this office we say "Owl do you do? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5550 long night last night sir? Sorry, but you're still an idiot. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5551 I've already told you my name 16 times. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5552 I'm addicted to Parliaments. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5553 I said, I don't know hoo. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5554 Bonnie, I have to tell you, I don't give a hoot...I collect them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5555 I've lost count, but they're roughly the 94th sign of the apocalypse. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5556 It's a whoooo's hooooooo with Tax day at Hogwarts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5557 Eight of my nine advisers recommend your dismissal. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5558 Actually, the De-hoo-ey Decimal System. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5559 Just Bixby's little joke, Ms Larson;apparently What's His Name has been confirmed. Is my squirting lapel pin still in your desk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5560 Hoo hoo's on first? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5561 Obviously, I don't give a hoot! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5562 I just coined a new phrase: "Like a desk full of owls." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5563 Okay, Which one of you out glue on my seat? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5564 Okay, Which one of you out glue on my seat? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5565 It's for our new TV show, WHOO Do You Think You Are? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5566 Hoo wants to see me? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5567 I've always wanted to be a parliament member, even if only a parliament of owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5568 The new desk sharing policy is not working as planned 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5569 Mrs. Sharp, just turn out the lights when you leave the room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5570 I get it, Frank. You're one of the who's who of audit managers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5571 This is how many hoots I give. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5572 Your problems are not my problems. I don't give a hoo. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5573 I'm not sure this is a wise move. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5574 Just "who" do you think will repair our email hack? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5575 So it IS a 76% yes. Miss Pilkington, call the Wedding Planner. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5576 hm i'll take all of them 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5577 h'owl you our company better? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5578 I told Joe we'll take the night shift. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5579 Apparently they've decided to convene parliament on my desk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5580 Whooo knew? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5581 Birds of a feather sir? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5582 I've assembled an army of the finest troops from across the country. We attack at sunrise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5583 There's a squeeze on barns. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5584 No, no cream or sugar. Just nine mice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5585 They scare away birds, squirrels and other pests, I guess they don't work on old bats. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5586 Seriously, Linda, what's all the hoot about? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5587 tell my wife we'll be working late tonight. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5588 My consultants are all here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5589 Owl see you on the unemployment line. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5590 Boss said he didn't give a hoot where we found the wise counsel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5591 Just file them all under 'O'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5592 You're right. I don't care a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5593 I'm running for parliament 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5594 I think they're part rabbit. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5595 This IS the parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5596 Sir, in 5 minutes the conference room is yours! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5597 THEY might give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5598 I must fix the 'B' on my keyboard. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5599 Owl of you are fired. Your mnemonic devices are no longer needed. Whoo gives a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5600 Doctor Who 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5601 I'm cornering the market on owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5602 Final preparation-trophies for the "Hootie Awards". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5603 Yes, Ms. Prothero, the collective noun for owls is 'parliament.' Now take your terms of venery, and Owl be right with you! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5604 Honors class. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5605 We're preparing for the inevitable defunding of the postal service. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5606 How are you planning to get all that wisdom to leave? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5607 You deserve more wisdom. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5608 Parliamentary, my dear Miss Watson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5609 They came with the new eyeglasses. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5610 Do you think it wise to name your potato chip company after an old owl? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5611 They make me look smarter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5612 Ever since you were a young boy, you played that silver ball. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5613 Hmm. These were supposed to work on ANY species! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5614 They swarmed to my desk as soon as I mentioned the latest office romance. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5615 They belong in a barn, but the decorative effect can't be beat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5616 Your report is impressive, but the other Tootsie Pop quants say the answer is three licks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5617 Hey Barb, did you know a group if owls is called a parliament? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5618 What do you mean, "why?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5619 No, I haven't seen any mice recently, but HR is not going to accept that as a valid excuse. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5620 How many pussycats did you want? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5621 They're part of our new Hogwarts theme. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5622 Your children are here to see you, Mr. Smith." "Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5623 Contact Horton ASAP and tell him he heard correctly. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5624 Lumosity was a bust. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5625 Mike said he saw a mouse in the break room 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5626 Feel free to look around before you choose who you'll take, owl wait. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5627 I told you we get a better value for our money if we buy it from Costco. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5628 Really? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5629 No, George. The rest of us will absolutely not refer to your work space as the Parliament Funkadelic. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5630 Im sorry Agnes, only the owly employees are eligible for O.T. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5631 Let me guess-the boss wants to see me again? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5632 You're still fired. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5633 Every move you make, owl be watching you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5634 Owl consider your promotion because we give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5635 I ordered a dozen! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5636 It's okay, Ms. Peabody, the Endangered Employees Act was just repealed. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5637 They are protecting me from rats Mary... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5638 Could you bring me back a bagel and coffee and nine mice? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5639 Well this office party is sure a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5640 They've hired us to counsel them concerning whether they can legally name their rock band The Whos. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5641 Yes, the all nighter was very productive. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5642 I'm sorry, sir -- she said they were out of the Great Horned. Will these be suitable instead? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5643 Miss Jenkins, take a letter: Dear J.K. Rowling, 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5644 I keep them because they turn heads. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5645 Frankly, Mr. Smith... I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5646 Keep trying Margret. I know I saw that blue duck. There has to be something other than stuffed owls in the claw machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5647 Works well with others. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5648 Welcome to Hootsuite. Don't ask what we do or how we make money — you don't want to know. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5649 This is our new staff of total geniuses. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5650 "Who"wants to know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5651 Hogwarts had to re-home a few. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5652 I got tired of the spotty internet connection while I do my research. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5653 Owl get back to you. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5654 These wise old owls were fired by Trump. They were replaced by vultures, billionaires and family members. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5655 Guard the front door. We gotta scat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5656 Frank didn't even give a hoot about the mess. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5657 Well, they didn't make me any smarter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5658 Checkmate. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5659 I'm holding auditions for my "Who's On First" routine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5660 Our board of directors told me to use maximum wisdom, so I created an advisory board loaded with impeccable qualifications. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5661 Howl if you need me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5662 And this is our Board of Directors at "Who's Who". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5663 We're looking for a pussycat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5664 They are the process. It replaces purpose. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5665 As you can see, Lechuza and Athene Noctua are still missing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5666 *These* are the new environmentally-friendly pencil sharpeners? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5667 I'm sorry, this might take owl night to finish my work 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5668 Oh Harold, you're a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5669 They don't call me the office wise guy for nothing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5670 Whodunit? Who indeed? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5671 In this department, the question we need to figure out isn't 'Who's who?' but rather 'Whose hoo?' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5672 Wisdom doesn't come cheap. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5673 Susan explains to John she moved to a new office because of the mice problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5674 Is this the parliament that voted for Brexit? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5675 Well, that settles it Doris, I'm heading to wizarding school. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5676 I'm getting inspiration for my who-dunnit. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5677 Diane, unplug the router. I'm moving all communication to O-mail. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5678 Yes, Ms. Johnson, it does appear to be quite the "Whoo"-dunit. Now let's start trying to track down my phone and computer, shall we? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5679 Employees are expected to bring their own grandfather clocks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5680 A WISE OLD OWL ONCE SAID,WHOOO.. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5681 They won't leave until we correct the fake news about early birds. They say they've got all night if they need to. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5682 The Harry Potter Effect may actually be more responsible for society's devolving communication than social media. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5683 "Do you know who I am"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5684 Your proposal isn't turning any heads with the shareholders, I'm afraid. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5685 You know, there's an easier way to send a group text. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5686 My intended captionss for the previous contest were either "Sorry, I've gotta run" or "Don't mind the panting, I'm staying in shape for when my clients come after me." I realize these entries are too late. Such is the story of my life! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5687 Will you send the chef up here, please? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5688 My penguins have nine lives. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5689 Who approved this? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5690 Who do you want to stay at my post? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5691 I'm sorry, who are you looking for? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5692 Quiet please; parliament is in session. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5693 Eeylops Owl Emporium has really gone corporate. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5694 Owl'll you get them all home? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5695 Owl toys? I asked for Altoids! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5696 You say someone ordered field mice with the expense account? Hmm. I wonder who. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5697 They have H1-Owl visas. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5698 Are these your children? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5699 Work has suddenly gotten burdensome. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5700 The HR Department says owls are exempt from sexual harassment charges. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5701 Whom shall I say is calling? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5702 I always feel bad tossing these Hogwarts Alumni event invites. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5703 The meeting was 'heated,' said nine government officials who spoke on condition of anonymity. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5704 Because the wise are attracted to the wise, Madge. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5705 I'm re-openning the Tootsie Pop study. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5706 Hoosier daddy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5707 What do you mean? I'm sitting right here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5708 What do you mean, "illegible"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5709 Introduce me to your owls, Al who's who/ 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5710 Unlike your wand, Ms. Potter, you must choose your owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5711 I've consulted with my advisory board and we feel the best path forward is to ask "who, who". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5712 I thought they could help in locating the Wingert v. Mouse files. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5713 I was thinking we should move to a parliamentary system 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5714 It's the Family's Brain Trust of the Executive Branch 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5715 I make the decisions around here. That's who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5716 You should see my collection of pussycats. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5717 Who's the dumb schmuck now?! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5718 Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who's asking? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5719 They're surprisingly easy to house train, but my wife left me after I got the fifth one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5720 This is a fine mess we're in, Owly! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5721 Would you say that I have a plethora of desk owls, Ms. Higgins? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5722 And bring us a large bowl of mice for our lunch, please. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5723 Sir, The Other 10 Owls You've Ordered Have Arrived 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5724 Don't apologize, Beth. We here at Wise Enterprises LIKE mice. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5725 I think they're here to protest disenfranchisement of a minority class. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5726 It's research for my book on Owsly LSD. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5727 Hoo...are...you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5728 Whooo Whooo Whooo wants to know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5729 I know you hate lawyers, but those will only keep away actual rats. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5730 Who did you want to see? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5731 You're the one who encouraged me to start bird watching. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5732 It is the decision of the board that the staff will need to begin working nights. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5733 Premature Owlsheimers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5734 The glasses and mustache makes our mascot look much smarter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5735 All I sais was "I don't give a hoot." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5736 I'm sorry, Ms. Michaels, but the Board and I have decided that further diversity is out of the question. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5737 They do wonders for my wisdom quotient. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5738 I can't believe we failed to make "Hoo's Hoo" again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5739 You know, most people just frame their degree. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5740 Hoot old you Owl do anything for a bad pun? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5741 Hoo... hoo... hoo are you looking at? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5742 My goal this quarter is to wise up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5743 I need you to set up my twitter account 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5744 Since you'll be working a lot at night, I brought some friends to keep you company. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5745 I'm tellin' you, they've got the best wings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5746 We have to sell these today to meet our GAAP EPS targets for the year. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5747 This isn't what I had in mind for a Hootenanny 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5748 They make me look smarter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5749 The company's new official policy is not to give a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5750 My father always said that it was better to have the wisdom of nine owls than the strength of nine horses. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5751 Touché. Your subtle hint to stop acting like a wise guy is duly noted. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5752 The Gryffindor students sent owls supporting the petition to get new Firebolts for the quidditch team. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5753 And WHO would you be? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5754 Did you send the memo out to the staff about feeding the pigeons? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5755 You always have friends over and you never invite me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5756 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo……do you think you are? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5757 At karaoke night, when you keep singing "You Can Call Me Owl" I get it now 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5758 No, Betsy, In Spanish it's "Nueve Buhos." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5759 Sorry Ruth. It's not just collective wisdom. They work the night shift too. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5760 I'm morally bankrupt, but they give a hoot 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5761 Miss Higgins, please order extra copies of The New Yorker this week. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5762 Being wise, or bird crappers, that's it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5763 No, the investors still don't believe you give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5764 The consensus is "whooo" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5765 Looks like a "Who dunnit" to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5766 Well, I guess this proves it--- Barred Owls are truly invasive. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5767 Ho did it? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5768 Owl be right with you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5769 Please tell me you've come because the owl wrangler has agreed to settle. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5770 But "Bring Your Pet To Work Day" is next week, Sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5771 Who's on line one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5772 When I return from my vacation, I'll be checking their droppings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5773 Too much? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5774 It's 9 Owl Clock. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5775 You'll have to get your own. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5776 Why would I ask for only nine owls? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5777 ?So finally... and there's no right answer here... do you have any hands-on owl experience, or knowledge of nocturnal birds in general? ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5778 You seem a little owly this morning. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5779 There's nothing like an office with a bird's-eye view. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5780 18 mice and a side of rabbits, then the 2:00 owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5781 I'm sorry sir. We have not been able to find the missing one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5782 MICROdoses of LSD, Donna. MICRO, as in SMALL. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5783 Who sez, "Sez who?" 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5784 The are protesting the lack of owls in the Fantastic Beast movie by staging a sit in. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5785 My shrink recommended sound therapy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5786 Filed by tomorrow, please. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5787 I wish the wizarding would had e-mail. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5788 Looks like a hoo-tenanny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5789 Who's a give a hoot, I don't believe that was a wise choice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5790 Wrong assembly of "parliament," Marge. Now contemplating your "murder of crows" though. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5791 The plaintiff owl is here to see you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5792 Do these owls make me look Wise? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5793 We're moving HUGE numbers of these 'WHOO--ME WORRY? Owl Paperweights' from the 'Climate-Change Denial Gift Shop' @ The Real White House.gov! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5794 So, you've quit smoking again? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5795 I didn't ask for your commentary on my Owls, Donna. I wanted you to tell me when Jennings will be here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5796 Mrs. Jones, the expression is 'I'll see you now' - not 'owl see you'. Now please take them back to where you got them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5797 For night owls only! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5798 Maybe next time you'll think twice before not giving a hoot 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5799 They ate my cat, all nine lives of him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5800 Tryna buy an owl? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5801 Present your petition. But keep in mind, it's become much harder to get a consensus with the parliament these days. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5802 Who says I never listen? You specifically asked for a nine-owl workday, right? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5803 Ironically they were here when I came in early 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5804 Funny, you don't strike me as a hoot nanny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5805 They're the scriptwriters for our latest Hoodunnit. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5806 I'm a professional whistle blower and I get the who award every year. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5807 I'm going to hang them on the window to keep birds from flying into it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5808 With the right algorithm you can bake a pie 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5809 I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I thought you had problems with your bowel movements. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5810 Meet our new postal team 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5811 Not regular? When was your last owl movement? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5812 just "who" do you think you're here to see? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5813 What, when, where or why the F? Please just not, who the F? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5814 This is not the parliament I was referring to, Archimedes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5815 So what if it's only 3:00. Go get me a dry martini and 9 mice! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5816 We can only keep one. Whoo do you like best? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5817 Do you really think that is wise? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5818 Helps keep the paperwork from cluttering up my desk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5819 Let's try two gofers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5820 Of course I'm powerful, Diane. I could dissolve parliament with just the wave of my hand! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5821 Remind me Miss Fotheringay, what's the name of that restaurant where they wear those little tight shorts? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5822 Each one got five starts on Amazon. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5823 The admissions desk at Hogwarts University decided it was time to switch to an electronic muggle mailing system. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5824 Me! That's who... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5825 keep your wits about your secretary. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5826 You're late, Ms. Smith. Around here we start at eight owls, sharp. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5827 The company doesn't have much of a health plan, but they do have a new exercise room. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5828 "Who?", do you say? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5829 I'm telling you, this Fitbit will change your life. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5830 You must be here for the Tootsie Pop audition. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5831 I'm trying the latest social media trend. I heard it's a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5832 Owl be there shortly. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5833 I would like to hold owl calls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5834 In case you forgot I am applying for the job of night owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5835 Who's next? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5836 They just appeared when I told some wise ass to go fuck himself. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5837 You'll be able to do this in about 200,000 years. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5838 I'm hoping one of them can come up with a better caption than Dator's. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5839 We're fine. Thank you, Mrs. Cooper. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5840 Alright, I'll go back to using Google. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5841 I'm in this group thread with a bunch of Hogwarts friends 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5842 Man says :Hoot there Women say's that hoot be me Man says :well owl I help you (Hoot is what owls say ) (Owl I help ... how can I help u That's the joke ) 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5843 You think owls are a big deal? You should have seen the capuchin monkeys. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5844 I need to speak with our Librarian 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5845 Owl bet you have no pants on. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5846 No 'WISE'cracks!!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5847 Does it look like I give a hoot? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5848 And who are you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5849 What are you trying to be a wise guy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5850 Regular business owls start at nine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5851 The older I get, the wiser I become. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5852 Yes we all know you are a Rice University Alumnus. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5853 WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF WISE GUY? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5854 I don't think this is what they meant by being wise like a owl 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5855 I understand your concern, but I've only got so many hoots to give. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5856 Hidden Spy 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5857 WHO is going to buy one of these? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5858 Order some soy sauce, vegetables, and some white wine. We'll turn this into a team-building and stir-fry experience. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5859 Okay honey, the parliament will address your proposal now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5860 I know the auditions are starting. So who's on first? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5861 I don't give a hoot how many owls it takes to make me look smarter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5862 I plan to start a Tennessee Fried Owl restaurant. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5863 Most are wise but this breed is just sort of shifty 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5864 You, Madame, requested my wise council. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5865 I asked for hooters, not hooters! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5866 What do you mean,I love The New Yorker to much? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5867 Is Al in? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5868 The boss says I work like a night owl, but between you and me, I don't see it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5869 Drinks after work, owl 'bout it? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5870 Tell catering to cancel the canapés . We're going out to lunch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5871 But which one gives the last hoot? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5872 I don't give a hoot about your weekend either. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5873 I see you've solved your wobbly desk problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5874 I thought we agreed, adopting a parliament isn't the answer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5875 It's part of the new security program. I can't even use the bathroom without these fellas. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5876 You're right about one thing Mr. Williams, one wise owl wasn't going to be nearly enough. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5877 A wise old owl sat on a oak, the more he heard the less he spoke, except to say Fox News is a joke 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5878 They seem to think they have a meeting with Mayor Adam Young. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5879 Well, since our computers are down and Hogwarts is undergoing renovations, it seemed like a win-win at the time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5880 "Mr. Jones is here to see you sir." "WHO?" who- who- who- who- who- who-who-who-who! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5881 This is part of our new anti-pollution campaign 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5882 The board likes the chips but says you're still not any wiser. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5883 Starting those hootnanigans again, huh?n 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5884 That, who or which? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5885 I'm sorry sir but no pets aloud inside the classroom. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5886 They know you're smart,Sir, and wise too, 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5887 I thought this was a payment bank. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5888 Owls about a coffee? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5889 The Harry Potter casting director will see you now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5890 As you can hear, my complaint department doesn't give a hoot about your problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5891 Tell me about your previous hoot 'n' nannying experience. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5892 Sorry Joe, still no luck getting Harry Potter's forwarding address. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5893 I'm sorry, Gary, no one's left to give a hoot -- you're fired. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5894 Who are you? Who, Who, Who, Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5895 Your call. I'm either very wise or a very wise-guy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5896 I don't give a hoot when they say, " a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5897 I could give two hoots 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5898 You the guy advertised for a hoot nanny? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5899 Yes, Miss Dubedat, I did say to bring me another one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5900 But choose wisely Ms. Brockhammer, for which owl you choose will determine WHOooo lives and WHOooo dies. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5901 They're not what they seem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5902 Our Hooters came first. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5903 I ordered this desk used from Hogwarts, they threw in free delivery. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5904 I do not know who they are. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5905 I claim santuary. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5906 I'm calling to let you know about a "wheel revolution" in office furniture. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5907 How many times do we have to ask you: Who, exactly, are you looking for? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5908 Hoo do you think you are, Jim? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5909 All 9 members of the acceptance committee voted against your Who's Who application. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5910 Quickly Miss Stubbs! Amazon...Depends for owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5911 Who what? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5912 I don't give a hoot, I want them out of here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5913 The photographer is here. Your tie is crooked. I'll send him in. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5914 Ann, this monthly vitamin subscription has really helped my night-time vision! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5915 You have never seen an acapelo group like this. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5916 You're a wizard Chuck! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5917 But, madam, I'm only the Assistant Branch Manager 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5918 We’re aggressively marketing to the White House. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5919 There were more applicants last night 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5920 They graduated at the top of their class, plus they like the night shift. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5921 Ms. Grundy, I asked for 9 desk DOWELS! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5922 How else would I find out how many licks this is going to take? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5923 When I asked for a bonus Mr. Norton I asked for nine hours not owls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5924 My sitter is on vacation. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5925 Now get me some pussycats! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5926 They want to know what I think? I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5927 The Hedwig extras are still demanding full compensation. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5928 Time to step up your game, Alexa. People are asking for wisdom, not just answers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5929 Of course we're listed in "Who's Who"! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5930 Frankly, my dear, I don't give nine hoots! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5931 My inbox is already full. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5932 Do we have any leads on where these birds came from?" "I'm afraid not sir... it's a classic hoot-done-it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5933 Owl is it going? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5934 'This is genius, nobody wpyld suspect Owls for drones. Irene call the a Pentagon.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5935 You may not give a hoot about an open barn door, Evelyn, but our visitors beg to differ. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5936 Look, this'll be owl little secret. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5937 Sorry lady, I can't do your taxes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5938 Sir, we can't offer the employess this kind of 360-degree feedback. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5939 'Owls go who, cows go moo, not who.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5940 How about getting one on a lark? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5941 The boss said to make it a real hootenanny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5942 I am trying to reset my sleep rhythm and this should be my nap time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5943 WISE ASS !! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5944 Rotating teams of night vigilance. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5945 The Ministry stopped using owls years ago. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5946 Finally Bernard was willing to admit that Evelyn really did give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5947 Black coffee for me and three blind mice for the accreditation committee... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5948 He tweeted that no one gives a hoot, cancelled their awareness campaigns, and put a bounty on them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5949 Finance is beginning to think this Drake obsession has gone a bit too far. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5950 Hoooo would you like to buy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5951 These are the judges for the new mouse eating contest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5952 Working late again, sir? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5953 Nine little owls sittin' on the desk. One flies away and eight are left. Hey, that almost rimes. Eight little owls sittin' on the desk. One flies away and . . . 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5954 This is a simple disagreement- no need for parliament 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5955 I like people to know that I give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5956 I’m closing more deals than I ever did with the rabbits. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5957 Your 2 o'clock is here. Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5958 what do you mean you don't give a hoot ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5959 Maybe the ad shouldn't have read "Wanted -nine Hooters dressed to kill" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5960 That's the ninth win this month! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5961 In that moment, he became Presidential. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5962 They keep me up at night. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5963 I see you were withholding my Hogwarts acceptance letter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5964 I'm sorry sir. I think we dropped the B in the bowl-a-thon announcement. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5965 Mrs. Williams, please bring in nine more scratch pads. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5966 Lester says he doesn't give a hoot who's here, he's not coming to your meeting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5967 We're starting a new night shift as of today ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5968 Wait, why did you assume we're in water? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5969 I guess I confused 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' with 'Bring Your Nine Owls to Work Day.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5970 It's still working, Marjorie, I'm not getting any good ideas. Bring me another owl! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5971 You told them you didn't give a hoot, then two hoots, then one-by-one up to nine hoots. If they don't give a hoot about your hoots, maybe try the Art of the Deal? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5972 Oh, I guess you missed the memo about Bring Your Pets To Work day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5973 Now this is organic pest control. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5974 I understand this is government class, but is a parliament necessary? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5975 I want the one with the bomb! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5976 Drones are so yesterday. This is our new fly-by-night delivery fleet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5977 I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5978 I give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5979 Forget Alexa. People want wisdom, not answers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5980 Who is going on over here? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5981 One equals owls. Two equals owls. But three? Three equals my desk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5982 I finally have cast the hootenanny 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5983 Proceeds go toward my son's Boy Scout troop. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5984 Who, Who's Here to see me? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5985 Sorry about the job, but you know what they say: It's not what you know, but what you who. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5986 Owl wish I did not assert you're a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5987 Whooooo are these new faces around the office? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5988 I count nine. All I need now is a pussy cat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5989 Don't explain... Owl see you later 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5990 I've been selected for who's who again 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5991 My Brain Trust. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5992 Ms. Jones, please go to the store and buy 9 dozen mice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5993 So who's in cahoots with the parliament now? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5994 Our hoot-nanny quit. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5995 Some of the staff would like to have a word with you, Sir... To wit, Who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5996 Yes, Dot, I know they're owls, but put them in a row for me anyway, will you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5997 Joe from Accounting told me liked Hooters so I thought I'd give them a try. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5998 Who are you is a profound question. It's not a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5999 We're experimenting with a new night-time delivery system. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6000 Of course they're not pink, but don't you think the ears are kind of cute? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6001 Believe me, working here is a hoot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6002 If that's your idea of giving a hoot, it's not working 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6003 I understand you're a real who's hoot to know around here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6004 You can just say your name once. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6005 Who exactly would you like to see? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6006 Let the board know that the deal went through; we've bought out Hooters! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6007 You like pigeons? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6008 And who are you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6009 My wife is crazy about owls. I bring a new one home if I am in the doghouse with her. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6010 Say goodbye to your skunk problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6011 I just approved your leave of absence request. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6012 Dolores grew tired of hearing her raise would take an act of parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6013 Why do you think wisdom can be transfered? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6014 You'll be looking for a blue jay with nine lives, Miss Jones. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6015 We're the only ones here that don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6016 And now we sit back and wait for the money to start rolling in. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6017 It's been a hoot, but you're fired. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6018 Sadly Mrs. crane, they have just voted me off the island. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6019 I warned you that budget cuts were coming to the Reference Department! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6020 So, you are in cahoots. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6021 Well it seems to be working! Have you seen any bats lately?? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6022 I am obviously The Owl. You don't look like The Pussycat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6023 What happened? Did you spill a drop of water and they started multiplying? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6024 You ordered legal catalogs for our 9 division heads. That Chinese firm sent 9 ??? and explained these were eagles with cat heads. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6025 Looks like you've been Barred from practicing law in the forest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6026 I don't know what you're talking about Alice, office life is a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6027 Here lady, these owls help you sleep at night. Take one only for $1.00...Please take one! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6028 Boss, you have to tell your clients that there aren't any good parts for owls once the Harry Potter movies ended. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6029 These days, Minerva's owls only fly at desks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6030 As you can see Miss Barnes, I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6031 All right, all right! I'm The Tenth Owl! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6032 ICE? I thought you said mice. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6033 I ordered nine copies of 'Howl.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6034 I'm assigned today's lunches. Grab an owl. The microwave is on the file cabinet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6035 When you close your eyes, what do you dream of? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6036 I know owls are wise, that is why they are replacing me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6037 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to go to a Who concert. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6038 Please restart our newspaper delivery, please. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6039 Whooo do you think you're talkong to? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6040 Meet the most qualified applicants for that midnight watchtower guard position. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6041 If this doesn't halt those cat-calls you've been hearing, I'm not sure what else I can do. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6042 HR admits their "wise, old" posting backfired. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6043 These will be cheaper than a night watchman. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6044 This is the third time this week, Harry. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6045 Owls are the new cats, madame!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6046 I meant potato chips. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6047 I can assure you Susan, going forward, Owl be positioned to respond to all departmental concerns. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6048 Oh, Mrs. Murdoch: can you please file these? ... let us see ... oh, yes, under Foreign Affairs. We might need them for the meeting next week. Thanks for taking care of it! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6049 'Owl' let you in on a little secret, Susan 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6050 They say owls bring wisdom. So, I'll take one for each cabinet member...and rwio or three for their boss. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6051 I came to you for wise advice but I see you are busy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6052 Hedwig 'wanna-bes' for the Harry Potter show... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6053 I fired the night watchmen. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6054 They add a little magic to delivering bad performance reviews. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6055 The "what" reference desk is two doors down. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6056 I thought we were having the Tootsie Pop call-back next week... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6057 I'm sorry sir, but it's becoming extremely difficult to cover up your collusion with Hogwarts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6058 Hoo Hoo let the dogs out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6059 Ask "who can do it for our country, not why!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6060 "Yes men" bore me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6061 The pigeons have been particularly aggressive recently. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6062 Aren't you pushing the barred a bit to far , sir ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6063 The softball team roster is all set, and Hootie #4 will bat clean-up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6064 They keep the hawks away. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6065 Defended by owls 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6066 Miss Moneypenny, advise Q to sound the owl clear. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6067 Who said that? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6068 This doesn't prove that you give a "hoot" about work. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6069 9 unread messages 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6070 What do you mean, "why?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6071 Just whoo do you think you are? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
6072 Can I interest you in giving a Hoot? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6073 Please take a litter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6074 Owl take your suggestion under consideration. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6075 I think we will call them "SECURITY 9", for our customers who aren't in to electronics. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6076 They can't get through unless Voldemort loses. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6077 I don't give a hoot! Get rid of them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6078 Owl be with you in just a sec. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6079 This proves I do give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6080 Why the Scowl? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6081 Tell Johnson to get in here. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6082 Better than Watson, I think. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
6083 Please show Stuart Little in Jill. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6084 I know you can line them up, but we'll need more than "hoots" for the opening. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6085 They're to enforce parliamentary procedure at the staff meeting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6086 Haven't you ever been told to surround yourself with those that are smarter than you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6087 Mr. Potter, I am not a magician. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6088 Sir, your pussycats have arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6089 Owl have to get back to you on that. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6090 ....bears a hibernating, 9 owls a who-ing, 8 frogs a ...... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6091 Please ask IT to remove Crazy Owls from my desktop. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6092 ....and the rest of our board are rattlesnakes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6093 I think when you reject a suggestion, saying you don't give a hoot is a little too much. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6094 They call me BIG AL. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
6095 At two o'clock it's card tricks and at three I saw you in half. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6096 It's part of my new Monday morning routine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6097 Recheck my files: I specifically requested the L's. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6098 Whhhhoooooooo goes there?" "Richard this is getting out of hand..." "Is it Linda, is it 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
6099 I'm letting you go Miss Klug. I have all the wisdom I need right here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6100 It's basic management; surround yourself with wise old birds! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6101 Ms. Clausen, have you seen my mouse? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6102 This is not what I meant when I said we should replace Congress with a Parliament. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6103 We're not just cleaning house, Marge, we're cleaning the barn, and we're starting at the top! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6104 We have to leave TODAY. The Health Depart-" "Who who who who who ...? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6105 I have no proof, but I'm pretty sure Whoo did it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6106 Yes, they are all Hogwarts approved. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6107 They all have high IQ's 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6108 Hoo...are...you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6109 What animals on a treadmill dream about! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6110 Tell Owl Capone his wise guys got my attention. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6111 Yes, I did enjoy my trip to Athens. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6112 Did you really think I was going to give a Hoot? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6113 Hoo did you wish to see? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6114 I'm a night owl, I also have 9 owls for pets 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
6115 Good question. But I thought ten would be a little bit much. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6116 It's unanimous let's order from hooters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6117 I shouldn't be much longer,..., I'm almost to the door. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6118 Want to buy an owl? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6119 Can't you just write yourself a note reminding you to ask 'who' is calling? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6120 Ms. Jones, I have surrounded myself with the wisest staff yet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6121 M..M..M...Miss W..Whipple, Whoo...Whooo, Whoooo...Whoooo....will be completing those latest W..W..Wisemen Company reports? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6122 I'm expecting a shipment of bowls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6123 Ok, WHO said WHAT? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6124 What? It's take your pet to work today. These are my pets. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6125 Everywhere I look - wise guys. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6126 Who said that I don't give a hoot? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6127 Do you think this is a wise move? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6128 Great idea Karen, but you do realize that even kids who get into Harvard would still rather go to Hogwarts, right? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6129 Parliament is sitting late. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6130 They don't trust the EPA anymore. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6131 I just wanted your lunch order, this doesn't need to be a parliamentary ordeal. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6132 I think you might be misinterpreting wildlife protection. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6133 I see you're taking advantage of the new company vision plan. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6134 I knew the tree house office space was too good to be true! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6135 Sorry, I'm busy with clients. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6136 Who are you calling a birdbrain? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6137 We've got the hoo's hoo joining us today. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6138 I'm just glad that I didn't try to bum a Camel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6139 Not Which or What But Who, Mrs. Jones 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6140 Try to remain very still. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6141 I wish you gave a hoot, Miss Jones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6142 We don't seem to give a hoot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6143 Who? Who? Who me? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6144 Who are you, who, who ... who, who? Who are you, who, who ... who, who? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6145 How is the email strike going? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6146 I don't give a hoot. We stand united! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6147 No sir, I don't know who. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6148 I see you have resorted to the nine wise men. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6149 "I think the Board is saying 'You need to wise up'". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6150 I love to sing-a. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6151 I appreciate your efforts, but I distinctly remember saying, "order paper towels" not owls! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6152 Have you see the nine pussycats I ought in yesterday ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6153 We need to talk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6154 There must be a better way than using owls to notify people that their copies of Harry Potter are over due. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6155 Trust me, Margaret. I do, in fact, give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6156 I thought this was scheduled for Tuesday. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6157 Mr. Potter is driving me nuts with all of his messages. The good side is that our mouse problem is solved. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6158 I'm sorry it had to come to this Harry, but we're shutting your department down. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6159 We like to ask: 'Who?' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6160 I see all the Who's Whoos recipients have flown in to receive their plagues. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6161 I said, Do you have a can opener? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6162 Sir, I'm not so sure that surrounding yourself with owls will help your night vision. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6163 My wife is into taxidermy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6164 Who is responsible for this? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6165 Tell me that you didn't just say "Who?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6166 The spotted owl is longer endangered. It's time to thin out the herd, whatever. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6167 "They are owls," said Patsy, "but they look much smarter than the last class!" "Hoo hoo, who does, " said the owls in unison. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6168 They're nine times more effective than stool pigeons. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6169 What about pussycats? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6170 I've had enough of your wise cracks. I quit! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6171 I put them here so you never forget how wise I truly am. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6172 They can't all not give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6173 We sell them as a set to bowling alleys where people hate Trump's tweets. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6174 Just one, please. My husband is allergic. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6175 Quick.. Get me the pigeon statue. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6176 Thank you, Gwynneth. These need to be stored with the bouquet of pheasants. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6177 Hey, everyone likes hooters! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6178 No calls this afternoon, I'll be observing parliamentary procedures. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6179 Those are some decent hooters you have there, sir. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6180 So... who cooks for you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6181 Do you know where to find an owl litter box? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6182 The saying has nothing to do with owls, it's "the early bird gets the worm." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6183 During your probationary period, we will be watching. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6184 Well Ma'am, this place crawls with politicians. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6185 Mr. Hitchcock cancelled. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6186 Harold did it. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6187 Under no circumstances should you use the night depository to return your owl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6188 I think you missed the "b," but these things can hold candy with a little bit of training. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6189 I'm sorry, but your job has been owl-tumated. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6190 Ms. Clark, President Trump's Cabinet would like to order lunch in please. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6191 Well Miss Hornby, as those NEA funds are clearly not needed.... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6192 For the grand prize pick two from drawer #1, 4 from #2 or or 3 from drawer #3 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6193 I bought them as first editions, before I found out Allen Ginsberg wasn't from London. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6194 I don't care where you went on vacation, Carol. I don't need you leaving mementos on my desk. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6195 I know, 'Birds of a feather', but how do you fit in? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6196 Are you trying to make me feel bad about working nights? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6197 We had a parliament of Owls.......would you like one? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6198 You can't have one, I don't give a hoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6199 I'm afraid you're just not cute enough. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0