Contest #563


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563


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-04-04
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-04-17 (estimated)
Number of captions 4304
Number of responses 128912
Number of participants 2747


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Listen, I've got to run. 1.7938 0.05463 194 80 74 40
1 No wonder this gym was so cheap. 1.6984 0.02889 862 479 164 219
2 Honey, I've been put on the fast track. 1.6718 0.05513 195 100 59 36
3 It started with a stand-up desk. 1.6532 0.04414 297 155 90 52
4 It’s Karma !! But who’da thunk the hamsters would inherit the earth? 1.6494 0.03519 522 292 121 109
5 Can I call you back? I'm on a roll. 1.6244 0.04992 197 99 73 25
6 Everything's running smoothly up here. How are things in maze? 1.6242 0.06133 149 80 45 24
7 What goes around comes around, believe me. 1.5769 0.03960 286 150 107 29
8 pD piety, pD piety, pD piety, … 1.5769 0.04372 286 164 79 43
9 The pay is good but they treat us like animals. 1.5745 0.04393 282 162 78 42
10 I wish I could tell you when I'll finish here but there's no end in sight. 1.5630 0.04661 238 136 70 32
11 A few more minutes, Honey. The Tesla isn't charged yet. 1.5523 0.04216 239 128 90 21
12 …and cancel my three o’clock. I need to hit the maze. 1.5489 0.04714 235 138 65 32
13 It's not as glamorous as you think, Mom. 1.5489 0.05099 184 104 59 21
14 Honey, is the Tesla recharged yet? 1.5459 0.04077 229 119 95 15
15 If this trial succeeds we can start testing on mice. 1.5393 0.05752 178 112 36 30
16 Yes, sir, it's a little like groundhog day. 1.5385 0.04511 221 124 75 22
17 I'm working from home until my wife can get the kid another hamster. 1.5330 0.04505 212 118 75 19
18 I think I'm finally getting somewhere! 1.5250 0.05009 200 120 55 25
19 Ok. Try the Tesla now. 1.5206 0.04576 194 108 71 15
20 When Hamsters dream. 1.5181 0.05599 193 127 32 34
21 Circulation Department, how may I help you? 1.5160 0.05359 188 118 43 27
22 I thought '401K' meant something else. 1.5140 0.05336 179 110 46 23
23 I'm not trapped if it's what I choose. I'm not trapped if it's what I choose. I'm not trapped if it's what I choose. 1.5093 0.05786 161 102 36 23
24 Oh, I'm going great! I'm living the metaphor! 1.5077 0.06483 130 83 28 19
25 Sorry. Can't talk. Gotta run. 1.5057 0.05222 176 107 49 20
26 Is the wifi back up yet? 1.5039 0.06410 127 80 30 17
27 There's a BIG difference between a hamster and gerbil, Bob. 1.5031 0.05530 163 101 42 20
28 I'll talk to you later...I gotta run. 1.5000 0.05501 172 109 40 23
29 Let's just say this job lacks any opportunity for advancement. 1.4940 0.05319 166 102 46 18
30 I am still getting used to working at the White House. 1.4903 0.05520 155 96 42 17
31 Work for a startup, they said. It'll be fun, they said. 1.4875 0.05677 160 103 36 21
32 Is the psychological test just as demanding? 1.4872 0.05715 156 100 36 20
33 Take the corner office, they said. It has a great view, they said. 1.4868 0.05677 152 96 38 18
34 I think they've taken the employee wellness program a little too far. 1.4831 0.06223 118 73 33 12
35 Hello, this is Ferris. 1.4792 0.11136 48 33 7 8
36 You won't believe what I just re-invented. 1.4792 0.05911 144 93 33 18
37 Siri, where's my exit? 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
38 It's not the destination. It's not the journey. It's actually nothing. 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
39 Few more years till that corner wheel. 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
40 Hey, let me call you back. The cedar shavings guy is here. 1.4672 0.06288 122 79 29 14
41 I can't stop. It powers the Wi-Fi. 1.4638 0.05833 138 89 34 15
42 Can't talk now, I'm going for 'Exceeds Expectations'. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
43 I'll circle back to you later. I'm running a bit late. 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
44 Feel the Hamster! BE the Hamster! 1.4538 0.06091 130 86 29 15
45 Oh, you know how it is. You can never catch up. 1.4538 0.05472 130 80 41 9
46 You're sure she said she likes hamsters? 1.4488 0.05444 127 78 41 8
47 When Hamsters dream. 1.4488 0.06586 127 89 19 19
48 It's not bad. There's cheese. 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
49 Note to self: Karma is a bitch. 1.4480 0.05617 125 78 38 9
50 Cancel my appointments! I'm stuck inside a metaphor. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
51 I enjoy the wheel, but the litter box is hard to get used to. 1.4426 0.06165 122 81 28 13
52 Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of something. 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
53 No one tells you about this in law school. 1.4417 0.05650 120 75 37 8
54 No, I'm sorry, you have the wrong extension. This is "What Goes Around". You want "What Comes Around" at extension 2253. 1.4417 0.06351 120 81 25 14
55 No robot's gonna take MY job. 1.4417 0.06011 120 78 31 11
56 I'm great; they put more sugar in the water. 1.4368 0.06269 87 53 30 4
57 Good morning you've reached the White House fact check line!! 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
58 Janet, tell the valet to bring my ball out front. 1.4298 0.06590 114 79 21 14
59 Honey, I'm running late at the lab. 1.4298 0.05568 114 71 37 6
60 What goes around comes around. So what? 1.4298 0.05568 114 71 37 6
61 Honey, I'm practically running the business . 1.4286 0.06045 112 73 30 9
62 The guinea pig is on maternity leave. May I help you? 1.4286 0.08396 56 36 16 4
63 Ironically, they also took away my mouse 1.4237 0.07722 59 37 19 3
64 It's all about the journey. 1.4234 0.05802 111 71 33 7
65 When it reaches fifty pellets, sell. 1.4234 0.06469 111 76 23 12
66 Turns out that being the bosses' pet has drawbacks. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
67 The new corporate ladder. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
68 I just feel that my career isn't going anywhere. 1.4182 0.08485 55 36 15 4
69 I finally quit my desk job. 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
70 Ha! Ha! I'm not going to waste MY life sitting behind a desk! 1.4151 0.05506 106 66 36 4
71 I wish scientists would go back to using real hamsters. 1.4151 0.05340 106 65 38 3
72 I just can't believe they make us wear a tie. 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
73 United States Department of Energy. How may I direct your call? 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
74 If I close this deal, they'll give me a plastic ball so I can roam the halls. 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
75 I just hope I'm not in the control group. 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
76 Hipster! I told the recruiter I was a hipster! 1.4118 0.10166 51 37 7 7
77 The moment Jim realized that when he ran faster, the wheel went faster too. 1.4100 0.06046 100 65 29 6
78 The last corporation I worked for had a ladder. 1.4078 0.06821 103 73 18 12
79 Well, I did ask to be kept in the loop. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
80 I know, I know but I was so sure the solar panels would be enough 1.4059 0.07336 101 75 11 15
81 Good, now we're getting somewhere 1.4059 0.06627 101 70 21 10
82 He has some different ideas, but he's the best cardiologist I've ever found! 1.4043 0.08418 47 30 15 2
83 I'm just training for my 401k. 1.4040 0.06408 99 67 24 8
84 Call my wife and tell her I'm running late. 1.4040 0.06408 99 67 24 8
85 Things that go around come around 1.4040 0.05357 99 61 36 2
86 Going green: 2 more hours and my Tesla will be charged 1.4040 0.05729 99 63 32 4
87 Mom! I got the job! And my own office! 1.4035 0.08620 57 39 13 5
88 I still prefer this to the old grindstone. 1.4021 0.05799 97 62 31 4
89 I'm calling from the Hamsterdam office. 1.3980 0.06444 98 67 23 8
90 Can't talk now - I've got to run. 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
91 I was just calling to see who "moved my cheese"? 1.3978 0.07030 93 66 17 10
92 Hello? I'd like to report a squeaky wheel. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
93 This is a promotion. I used to clean the cage. 1.3958 0.07021 96 69 16 11
94 I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
95 Ok, if there is no God, who changes the water? 1.3936 0.06967 94 67 17 10
96 Standing desks are totally last year. 1.3936 0.07130 94 68 15 11
97 Why don't we meet for pellets and discuss this in person? 1.3936 0.05703 94 60 31 3
98 Not what I had in mind when I joined Habitat for Humanity. 1.3936 0.07130 94 68 15 11
99 It's a bit expensive for a studio, but the gym membership is included... 1.3922 0.08438 51 34 14 3
100 This job is taking me nowhere fast. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
101 I'll be late for the meeting. My Karma's a little backed up at the roundabout. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
102 I miss climbing the corporate ladder. 1.3913 0.05563 92 58 32 2
103 Isn't that rat's coffee break over yet? 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
104 It's just a pet project of mine. 1.3913 0.05977 92 60 28 4
105 I dunno,' I'm feeling that our company's training program lacks something in vision. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
106 Sisyphus adapts to the modern work environment. 1.3913 0.06905 92 65 18 9
107 Not much... just a run of the mill day. 1.3830 0.08895 47 32 12 3
108 It's nice to see jobs coming back to America! 1.3820 0.07058 89 64 16 9
109 I feel like I've been running in circles. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
110 Next week I'm going to nail that maze. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
111 Okay, so I'm going nowhere in the company, but my heartrate has never been this good. 1.3820 0.07058 89 64 16 9
112 All my needs are met. All my needs are met. All my needs are met... 1.3820 0.05873 89 58 28 3
113 He thought "off the grid" meant solar panels....... 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
114 I'm beginning to miss the old corporate ladder 1.3820 0.07058 89 64 16 9
115 This is the longest-running job I've ever had. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
116 Yes you have reached the Spin Doctor. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
117 HAMSTERS Inc. May I help you ? 1.3793 0.05720 87 56 29 2
118 Do we have power in the building again? 1.3793 0.07172 87 63 15 9
119 I was just hired, but everything already revolves around me. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
120 This is not quite what I expected when I signed up for a spinning class. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
121 No, no! We don't test on animals. 1.3765 0.07480 85 63 12 10
122 I say we keep doin' what we're doin' and never look back. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
123 I gotta run, call you later. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
124 "Do you think we could put those solar panels back in the budget next year"? 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
125 I asked for a raise but they keep giving me the run-around. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
126 Call maintenance—my sipper tube isn't working. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
127 Five more deals and I'll get upgraded to the treadmill 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
128 We have been going round and round... There is no way out... 1.3690 0.05813 84 55 27 2
129 Frankly, sir, I'm not sure how much more we can spin this. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
130 Can't talk now, I'm running late. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
131 It was cheaper than solar. 1.3659 0.05888 82 54 26 2
132 It occurred to Bob that somewhere there is probably a rat trying to get out of the people race. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
133 Yes, hello - I'm looking to switch to solar. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
134 I'll never get anywhere in this job. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
135 Sean Spicer, 2018. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
136 This office doesn't run itself you know! 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
137 Yes, I run the business myself. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
138 The wheel of the boss goes round and round; round and round; round and round. The wheel ... 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
139 Finally, I think I'm getting somewhere... 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
140 He's training for his 401K. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
141 Just have the lab results on my desk by morning 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
142 Sheila cancel my four o'clock. I'm running behind schedule. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
143 The wheels on the deal go 'round and 'round.... 1.3590 0.06045 78 52 24 2
144 This new workout equipment seems a bit... ironic. 1.3590 0.07518 78 58 12 8
145 I knew that 'Wheel On The Bus' song would drive me crazy someday! 1.3590 0.06045 78 52 24 2
146 Nonetheless, Proud Mary keeps on burning. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
147 I need that report on my floor by noon. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
148 Yes, I do think this revolves around me. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
149 The things we do for our kids science fair projects! 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
150 I prefer the standing desk... 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
151 If I don't wrap this up in ten minutes, I'll miss the bus and have to walk home. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
152 Honey, let's just go with the standard charger for our next Tesla. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
153 White House spin room. No, I don't know when it's all going to stop. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
154 Memo to HR: The fitness center really stinks. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
155 The bathroom break is going to be ugly. 1.3467 0.07709 75 57 10 8
156 The worst part? I haven't been able to check my phone. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
157 It's a new era in American energy! 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
158 Nike Customer Service, can I help you? 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
159 'Finally, I got an office with a window.' 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
160 I don't give a rat's ass about this study. 1.3467 0.07709 75 57 10 8
161 My career has come full circle. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
162 Annie, clear the rest of my afternoon. Jonathan is going to play with me when he comes home from school, and I'm going to escape and hide in the back of his closet until 5:00. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
163 Oddly enough, it is billable. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
164 I'm running the numbers as we speak. 1.3425 0.08095 73 57 7 9
165 U.S. Department of Energy, Research Division, Clean Coal Branch. How can I direct your call? 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
166 This is Ari Sisyphus--how may I help you? 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
167 It does seem like that at times, but I've got great health insurance. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
168 This is my 150th New Yorker Caption Contest submission, but I know I’m close to winning. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
169 Tesla; The Early Years... 1.3425 0.05923 73 49 23 1
170 Won't be long until I'm bumped upstairs to the maze. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
171 If I hurry maybe I can make it! 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
172 It's called "Yoga for Type-A's 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
173 I'm running late. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
174 I get to test all the new things first. 1.3425 0.08326 73 58 5 10
175 Nancy, hold my 3 o'clock, I'm on a roll. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
176 The kids promised to take care of it but of course I have to do everything. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
177 Sure I feel better, but I also feel like eating the kids. 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
178 yes i am working on my stand up Circular Elliptical Hamster Wheel desk 1.3380 0.08498 71 57 4 10
179 No, sir, I am not giving you the run-around. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
180 Honey, I'm going to be late again. I just can't seem to get out the door. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
181 The office gym's not much of a perk. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
182 The Facebook quiz said my 'spirit animal' is the hamster. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
183 I'm still making the rounds. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
184 It's win-win. We save on healthcare and heating. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
185 Life is about the journey not the finish line. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
186 You'll have to speak up, I'm on my wheel phone. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
187 I'll have mine with cheese. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
188 The wheels on the job go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round all through the town 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
189 Sorry Honey, I'm running a little late tonight. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
190 Mensa testing, may I help you? 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
191 The new firm is great! They provide a gym, bottled water and bathroom all in one spot. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
192 I'd love to do lunch, but my cheeks are already stuffed. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
193 Hello. Trump Administration Department of Energy. 1.3333 0.08172 69 54 7 8
194 When they told me I had all the power in the company, I didn't realize this is what they meant. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
195 Somehow I thought a home office would be different 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
196 It's not so bad. At 5:00 they switch the bottle to beer. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
197 No, I am quite serious. This job IS a rat race. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
198 I love the my Ultimate Fitness Document Shredder. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
199 So we're on for the 3 o'clock meeting? Great, great. And just so you know you can shit all over the floor in here. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
200 The eliptical one was too hard! 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
201 Wish I'd gotten on facing the window. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
202 We really should have gone with the solar panels. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
203 I'm starting to miss the rat race. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
204 I wish I had said ok to the stand up desk. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
205 It's preventive medicine under Trump's new healthcare plan. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
206 W H E E L O F F O R T U N E 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
207 My pension kicks in when? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
208 Let me circle back to you on that. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
209 Good thing I packed lunch in my cheeks. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
210 Rats, I'm stuck in a metaphor. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
211 My workplace health incentives are getting out of hand. 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
212 I'm going nowhere at this company. 1.3125 0.08296 64 51 6 7
213 I'm getting nowhere fast in this job. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
214 At least I know where I'm going. 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
215 Don't worry. I made sure there's no paper trail. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
216 It pays the bills. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
217 I love my job I love my job I love my job I love... 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
218 Hey boss, We got enough power yet? 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
219 I'm in my wheelhouse. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
220 What does this company even make? 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
221 I wish they had set my wheel up facing the window. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
222 Staff meeting in the Habitrail at 1:00. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
223 No, Sally, I am NOT the boss' pet! 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
224 On the upside the cardio is fantastic. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
225 I thought H.R. was describing my new job metaphorically." 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
226 It looked a lot more fun on the infomercial. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
227 Sir, if you are happy with this call, I'll get a sugar reward. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
228 Sometimes I would just rather be caught in a glue trap. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
229 This job has great health benefits! 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
230 When I said I'd be the guinea pig for this study, I was speaking figuratively. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
231 Ferret, Ferret and Hamster, How may I direct your call? 1.3065 0.08477 62 50 5 7
232 Hold on, I'm paying the electric bill. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
233 "Sorry I didn't call you sooner. I've been doing a lot of running around". 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
234 Really, I can stop whenever I want to. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
235 I'm telling you, having a treadmill at your desk is so last year 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
236 This Fitbit competition is now officially ridiculous. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
237 Standing desks are so passé. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
238 I, for one, am glad Trump is bringing back coal. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
239 Run that by me again. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
240 Keep me in the loop. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
241 They're right; people become like their pets. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
242 Most existing shareholders would agree that there's value in our alternative energy sources. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
243 How long is this stress test going to last? 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
244 I think I'm going to go back to the standing desk. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
245 I'd quit but it has health insurance and a pension. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
246 Hold on, let me get the door. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
247 I don't know who they are, Marie. They say they'll let me go as soon as we release Billy's gerbil. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
248 I don't know. I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
249 Nah, nothing new - just the usual rat race." 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
250 And advise my next appointment I am running late. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
251 Miss Jones, could you please ask Suri what Mankind's next evolutionary stage is predicted to be like? 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
252 Pace yourself Greg, it's only Monday. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
253 I tell you, this hands-free headset is absolutely liberating. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
254 Wheel of mis-fortune. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
255 I think the hamsters may be on to something here. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
256 I'm almost out the door. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
257 I thought it was a metaphor 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
258 Don't worry. I'll get around to it. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
259 The standing desk wasn't doing it for me. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
260 Can't talk now, I'm on a roll! 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
261 I am not only a spinning wheel sales representative, I am also a client. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
262 Gotta run, Honey. A big wheel is in my office. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
263 to find the hamster you must be the hamster. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
264 Why would I stop now? I'm WINNING!! 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
265 When I offered to be a"guinea pig", I didn't know they would take it so literally. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
266 Same old same old. You? 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
267 Yeah, my boss said the promotion is right around the corner. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
268 Cancel my 3:30. I still haven't figured out how to stop this thing. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
269 That's OK. I can hold. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
270 No matter how hard I work, I never can catch up. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
271 I used to work for peanuts, now it's sunflower seeds. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
272 My computer does everything now. I just make the electricity. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
273 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
274 The guinea pigs called in sick... I'm from the temp agency. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
275 I don't know how I feel about this new "let's move" campaign. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
276 Yeah, I'm on my way out the door now. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
277 I don't mind powering the building, but I'm gonna need the chips changed more often 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
278 Meeting at the maze in 5 minutes. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
279 I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
280 Switching to pet health insurance plans is supposed to save the company millions. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
281 White House press office. Can I help you? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
282 These health care plans are ludicrous. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
283 Hate to let you go, but I have to run. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
284 I think management is trying to tell me something. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
285 Talk to you later, I gotta run. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
286 It depends on what you mean by 'progress'. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
287 In point of fact, the runaround is our speciality! 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
288 Speaker Ryan's room at Mar-a-Lago 1.2931 0.08871 58 48 3 7
289 I'll be over as soon as the Tesla is fully charged. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
290 Yes, of course I'm hydrating, Honey. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
291 I will make partner. I will make partner. I will make partner. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
292 This is not what I thought the President meant when he promised jobs generating energy. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
293 I'd love to keep chatting, but I've got to run. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
294 They're always trying to get me to retire. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
295 Because I'm one promotion away from a cat tree 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
296 Our solar power has its downside on cloudy days. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
297 OK Bob. We all know what goes around comes around, but what are we gonna do, reinvent the wheel? Let's put a positive spin on this and roll with it. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
298 Green Energy Department. How may I direct your call. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
299 With this new desk, I've lost 15 pounds, 3 inches off my waist, and any desire to continue living. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
300 We really should have read the fine print in that new health plan. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
301 I'll get there when I get there. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
302 I hope this is the last stage of this interview. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
303 They promised me a desk once I complete the internship. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
304 Everyone thinks I'm the biggest wheeler-dealer in the firm. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
305 I see no opportunity for advancement. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
306 I complained about not having time to work out… my boss was very accommodating. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
307 Are you sure this is the corporate ladder? 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
308 ...and a side of sunflower seeds. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
309 I'm beginning to doubt the "the door is open to new opportunities" speech the boss gave me. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
310 Then she claimed I didn't understand metaphors. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
311 Maybe my career really is going nowhere. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
312 Our motto is: 'We run circles around the competition!' 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
313 Human Resources? I'd like to discuss the new fitness program. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
314 You mean the door has always been open? 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
315 I ran out of Xanax. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
316 Ok, I'm just a few steps from the door. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
317 Bixby finally realized, the companies effort to cut energy costs had gone to far. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
318 One...one...one...one...one 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
319 Cancel my two o'clock. I'm on a roll here. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
320 This deal is going nowhere fast. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
321 Madam, I'm offering you a lifetime of freedom. 1.2778 0.08932 54 45 3 6
322 An MBA for this? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
323 Yeah, okay, call me back. I'm not going anywhere. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
324 Honey guess what? I got my own office! 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
325 Any day now, I'll get my own EXECUTIVE wheel. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
326 I've been promoted to 'spin man', but it's not as glamorous as it sounds. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
327 I could reverse myself, but nothing would change. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
328 Then I said, what makes you think you have any magical powers. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
329 Yes, much better. I am going places here, not like my old job where I was just treading water. 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
330 Boss, I'm ready for the maze. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
331 Almost there. 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
332 No more hamster jokes, OK? 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
333 Love it. Let me run it by the big cheese. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
334 No animals were harmed in the testing of this product. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
335 I have an opportunity to cut your electric bill in half. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
336 When Rat Race hired me, I literally thought they were speaking figuratively. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
337 Wish I could be sure Corporate's not just giving me the run-around. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
338 This job isn't taking me anywhere. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
339 No I didn't see that, we shredded all the fake news for burrowing. 1.2766 0.07874 47 36 9 2
340 I just want to close this deal, Mike, but you keep giving me the run-around! 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
341 C'mon, Frank. We close this deal, they'll give me a company ball. 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
342 Well, it's not exactly going to be zero emissions. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
343 Is this PETA? 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
344 If I meet my sales quota, they'll change my shavings. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
345 Why did I hire a hampster to be my therapist? 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
346 The game show of life. Round and round he goes... where he stops, nobody knows. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
347 And move up my one o'clock feeding. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
348 'The consultants reclassified the position down to its basic elements.' 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
349 No thanks. I still have yesterday’s lunch in my cheeks. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
350 Well this isn't how I imagined retirement either. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
351 Gotta run. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
352 Yes, I'd like an order of wood shavings, fresh kibble and today's want ads. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
353 I'd like to change my order from pick-up to delivery. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
354 On the plus side, I am drinking more water. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
355 "Yes, sir. I will be ready to scurry out of here in a few minutes". 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
356 I'll call you when I get there 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
357 I probably should have stopped at the standing desk. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
358 Yes, I got out of that rat race. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
359 Hamster, Inc. -- may I help you? 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
360 Let me circle back to you after I get something to eat 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
361 Yeah, Bill just got promoted. You should see the shavings in his office. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
362 Honestly, Ma'am, nine pounds per day! 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
363 Just 200 miles till retirement! 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
364 No, I mean literally. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
365 Hey, my wife had 24 kids last night. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
366 No, really, I've gotta run. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
367 I need those reports on my floor by noon. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
368 I'll leave as soon as the Tessla's charged up. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
369 White House pet, Sean Spicer. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
370 And at 5:00 pm, change that water drip to a single malt scotch. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
371 I'll try to pick up cheese on the way home, but for some reason they've made it impossible to find. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
372 I'll get around to it in just a minute. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
373 If there's one thing I miss, it's the toilet. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
374 I really feel like I'm getting somewhere now. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
375 Announcement: team building begins in 10 minutes at the maze. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
376 The back-up generator is up and running. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
377 I need that report shredded and on my floor first thing in the morning. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
378 My productivity is way up and it's great for my cardio, but the whole bathroom thing still freaks me out. 1.2600 0.08949 50 42 3 5
379 My career is going nowhere fast. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
380 Never insult the big cheese. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
381 After the NIH budget cuts, we had to let the rats go. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
382 Squeaking sound? Must be a bad connection. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
383 Another day, another pellet. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
384 I'm so tired of all this busy-work. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
385 I thought they said hipster office. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
386 See if you can push the meeting, Susie. I'm running late. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
387 Hamster Inc., how can I help you? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
388 That giant hamster will be coming to feed me any minute now. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
389 Gotta go, I’ve got a maze at three. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
390 Let me know when the lights come back on, boss. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
391 They've got me running in circles. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
392 Sorry, I'm running late. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
393 I just know I'll never get ahead in this job. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
394 I'll be right there. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
395 Only difference is, I don't EAT my off spring. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
396 I can't believe hamsters actually do this. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
397 I miss the old standing desks... 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
398 Yes. I'm running for office. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
399 I miss fieldwork. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
400 ............ and I'm selling my standing desk on Craig's list. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
401 At least I left the rat race. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
402 Really great great job. We offer Trumpcare, plus access to the best ever gym. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
403 At least I'm on track. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
404 You know...same old. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
405 This is not what I meant when I asked for alternative energy. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
406 We make our own hours as long as we can finish what we start 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
407 Solar power is overrated. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
408 What do you mean I'm like a broken record? 1.2558 0.08863 43 35 5 3
409 "It'll be a great job," they said. "All you can drink," they said. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
410 This call may be monitored for training purposes. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
411 Let me know as soon as there's room in the maze. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
412 I know what we agreed to, but for a little while, I thought you could try wheeling while I do the dealing. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
413 I hate renewable energy. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
414 I miss the old rat race. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
415 Hold on for a minute, they're about to come in with a treat-treat! 1.2500 0.07804 40 31 8 1
416 Working in the White House ain't what it used to be. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
417 I'm running to my 12 o'clock 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
418 We might squeak by this quarter, Jim. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
419 When can we get the electricity? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
420 Catch up with you later, I’m running a bit behind. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
421 At Google HQ, Dave's pet project was literally going round in circles 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
422 Its essentially an office job, but now it comes with a handy sippy-cup. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
423 I'm just spinning my wheel here. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
424 I just don't feel like I'm going anywhere in this position. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
425 Time stops for no man. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
426 Yes, I’m running over your proposal, as we speak. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
427 Hey, at least I am getting paid! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
428 Gotta work those hamsterings! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
429 And the winning number is... 1.2500 0.07804 40 31 8 1
430 You know, Tom, I'm thinking about trading this one in for a battery operated phone. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
431 Maybe removing the water coolers wasn't my best idea. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
432 Well, it's better than acting like a lemming! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
433 Sorry Honey - The boss has us all running overtime. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
434 Ironically, I can leave anytime I want. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
435 Same as every day--wheeling and dealing. What's up with you? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
436 You'll love working here. Every office is furnished with the latest exercise equipment and free beverages. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
437 It's called the "hamster's revenge." 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
438 Sure, I'll hold. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
439 65 more kilowatts and I'll make partner! 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
440 Go back? It is not an option. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
441 Deloris - the guy rolling around inside a ball. Send him in. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
442 No, I've never heard of a book called The Metamorphosis, why do you ask? 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
443 Let me transfer you to my owner -- I mean -- supervisor. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
444 Have I explained the Healthcare Bill sufficiently ? 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
445 No, no, work's good. I just wish they'd change the carpet more often. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
446 When I was told I was going to be the boss's pet I had something else in mind. 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
447 "Just the usual rat race; You?' 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
448 Thank goodness they finally moved the water cooler! 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
449 Life's a Journey; don't stop believing. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
450 It's called the "Rat Race 500", professional edition. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
451 No No Idiot, I said Ted Mills !! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
452 It's nice to get a break from the rat race and work from home 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
453 This... is... better... than... the... ergonomic... desk. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
454 Connie, I'm going to need more bedding in the bathroom. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
455 They told me standing desks are for closers. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
456 Same-ol', same-ol'. How 'bout you? 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
457 Siri, remind me to rethink everything. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
458 Frankly, I feel we are going around in circles on this... 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
459 These corporate Health exams are getting weirder every year. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
460 Can I call you back? I have to visit the woodchips. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
461 Let's catch up over a drink. 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
462 When is that new intern starting? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
463 Like most ambitious junior executives at Petco, Bob started in Product Testing. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
464 Tell me again. Why won’t I need a rest room? 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
465 They gave you the wrong extension. The rat's been promoted to Maze. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
466 I'm sick and tired of being called the boss' pet. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
467 I’m living the dream; albeit a gerbil's dream. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
468 You want Johnson down in the Ironies...I run Clichés. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
469 Cancel my lunch appointment; I've just remembered I buried some food in the corner. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
470 It's my pet's Bring Your Owner to Work Day. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
471 Think outside the box, Clint! 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
472 Yes, you bet, just making things great again! 1.2391 0.09420 46 40 1 5
473 I keep having deja vu. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
474 This is the last time I vote Republican. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
475 Nobody said reducing carbon footprint would be easy! 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
476 Give me a brake. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
477 They fired the rat. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
478 Honey, I'm almost out of Red Bull 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
479 Safe to say, the current strategic plan is short a beginning, middle, and end. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
480 ...be there soon, I'm running a little late. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
481 No, really. I've been on a treadmill all day. 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
482 I guarantee my hamster isn't doing nearly as well on the treadmill. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
483 Trust me, the treadmill desk is a gateway drug. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
484 I sometimes feel like I'm going nowhere fast. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
485 Remember when I insisted on having the inside track? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
486 Could you bring in my catheter? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
487 I am not sure I like this new health plan... 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
488 I asked HR for wellness, not wheel nest. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
489 What have I been up to? I mashed-up exercise and work with some really cool sliding tunnels! 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
490 Gotta keep the lights on. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
491 I preferred the standing desks. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
492 Well the salary is ok but the health benefits are great! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
493 It's become clear that I'm going no where in this company. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
494 The Boss said I'm working on his pet project 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
495 OK, but I have no idea why I am doing this. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
496 If you give a modern man a cookie... 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
497 Tell my wife that I'm running late. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
498 I'm not sure why nobody is taking advantage of my new 'open door' policy. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
499 I need an order "to go." 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
500 10 more minutes and we'll have enough juice to turn on the lights. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
501 Well, it sure beats the rat race. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
502 If I'm here, does that mean mice are directing Lehman Brothers? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
503 Despite of my wage, I am still just a rat in a cage. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
504 I've chewed through the entire file and I'm still spinning my wheel. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
505 Yes, this is the 'Make America Great Again' hotline. How may I help you? 1.2273 0.09117 44 38 2 4
506 Sorry, I'm running late. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
507 Just running over some paperwork. And you? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
508 The incentives package have really changed around here. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
509 Loafers were a poor choice today. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
510 You're talking to the guy who wrote "The Art of the Wheel." 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
511 Talk to you later, I gotta run. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
512 You'd think a rat would love to run the paper shredder around here. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
513 For four hundred grand a year, you'd do it, too. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
514 And the job ad said it was a fast track to promotion. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
515 Metaphor? What's a metaphor? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
516 Yeah, well, it beats temping. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
517 I'll call you back. I've got to go roll around on the floor in my ball. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
518 All praise our new hamster overlords! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
519 10 more minutes and I get to read the N.Y. Times 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
520 I wouldn't exactly call it a 'rat race.' 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
521 Good news, honey. I'm out of the boss' doghouse. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
522 then my hamster ran off with my wife , but I'm ok 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
523 Not sure when I'll get there. I'm running late. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
524 I'm trying to climb the corporate ladder, but this sure feels like the runaround. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
525 I've become the new pet project of our CEO. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
526 I'm sick of climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
527 Nah, after a while you can't even smell the cedar. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
528 We thought we were on the forefront of renewable but now the boss wants to switch to coal. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
529 You can't win the rat race until you run the rat race. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
530 What corporate ladder? They gave me a wheel. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
531 I'm afraid my fitness tracker is getting the best of me. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
532 I've had an idea that might just be revolutionary! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
533 I can't wait for this rotation to be over. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
534 I hate hotel gyms. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
535 Our card gives you more ways to earn bonus miles. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
536 Yes, Mr. Ryan, it has been seven years. But I think we've nailed it this time. 1.2222 0.08078 36 29 6 1
537 Call you back, I have to run. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
538 Are the batteries charged yet? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
539 This wasn't the revolution I initially had in mind. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
540 It's not what I expected here in the Big Wheel's Office. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
541 Please hold, I'll circle back! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
542 Don't wait up. I've got to finish this project. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
543 Corporate will make us do whatever it takes to bring down health insurance rates. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
544 Yes, yes we do test all pet supply equipment before it goes on sale to the public. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
545 This would be a great wheel if it just faced the window. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
546 Yes, honey, after work I'm going to spin class. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
547 Hamsters r' US", can I help you? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
548 When the boss said I was going to be a guinea pig for this next project I didn't think he meant literally. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
549 Whoa! What do I do now? They left the door to my cage open! 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
550 The rat event gets all the press but the hamster race is actually more challenging.... 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
551 It's fine, my last office was in a tube. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
552 Whoever's doing the heavy breathing on this conference call, please put your phone on mute. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
553 Note to self: before my next stress test, I need to find a health plan with a lower deductible. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
554 Focus groups are really realistic now! The giant hand is a little creepy though... 1.2143 0.09355 42 37 1 4
555 Training for the rat race 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
556 But I like getting nowhere. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
557 Another twenty minutes and the car will be fully charged! 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
558 This new job is right in my wheelhouse. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
559 I can see the finish line, I'm almost there! 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
560 This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
561 Marge, where's the off button? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
562 Why did they have to reinvent the wheel? 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
563 I feel like I'm going nowhere in this job. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
564 Yes, Honey. I'll pick up a salt lick for home too. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
565 Corner Office = 9,125,000 spins 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
566 The view? The view is great. The problem is having the exercise wheel and drink dispenser right where I sleep and use the bathroom. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
567 When the stand up desk just won't do. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
568 It's worse than that. ... It's not even a race. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
569 I hate working in the White House. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
570 Can we circle back on this later? 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
571 Where's the Ctrl Alt Del on this thing. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
572 Are you sure the world will stop if I take a bathroom break? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
573 This isn't the spinning class I signed up for. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
574 Ed continues his research after immigrant hamsters were deported. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
575 I'm in my wheelhouse on this one. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
576 The big promotion to the corner office was great, but I still don't have a food dispenser. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
577 Why Mankoff finally chose to retire. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
578 Success is a journey, not a destination. Success is a journey, not a destination. Success..... 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
579 Can't wait for my shift to end so I can go out for a run. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
580 The lone benefit for Sean Spicer of working in his new job: all that spinning has shown impressive results. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
581 And they said I'd never get anywhere in life! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
582 I'm working hard but I don't seem to get anywhere. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
583 I'm running a little late. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
584 I think I'm making more progress today! 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
585 Yes Bob! I'm on it! I'm on it! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
586 3 rules in life, run to win, drink to satisfaction and by all means keep your shavings clean 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
587 Tell him I'm running late. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
588 I feel like I'm going nowhere with this company! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
589 The challenge is to sell this image as a positive metaphor for corporate employees. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
590 Doug was beginning to regret saying 'pets have it good.' 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
591 Cancel lunch! Algernon's called in sick again, and I have to cover for him! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
592 Sure, I respect the company's commitment to alternative energy. I just didn't realize what "Be Part of the Solution" meant. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
593 You won't believe it. For hours, I've been running around this room covered with banana peels and have not slipped once. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
594 I don't seem to be getting anywhere. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
595 I'm going to be late; I'm stuck in a cliché. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
596 College grad trains to enter rat race on Wall Street. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
597 They're dangling an early retirement incentive in front of me. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
598 I wouldn't call myself 'Boss's Pet.' 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
599 Yeah, and I got upgraded to cedar shavings... 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
600 This is getting me nowhere. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
601 THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
602 Office gym my ass! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
603 Tonight, why don't we just go out for lettuce? 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
604 Sorry, gotta run. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
605 I'll have a large with extra cheese. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
606 I never thought they'd take me up on my 'Will work for food' sign. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
607 I'm telling you dear, I'm going nowhere in this job. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
608 I don't know if that's really in my wheelhouse. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
609 Well, gotta run. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
610 Yeah, I got promoted to the lab working on clean energy. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
611 I'll call you back. I'm running late. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
612 I thought I went over this before... 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
613 I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels at this company. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
614 Hey! I just hit 10,000 steps! 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
615 At 'Furry Friends' our belief is that to understand the hamster , you've gotta be the hamster... 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
616 I'll call as soon as I get there. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
617 Typical day. The boss has me running in circles. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
618 Energetic start-up seeks sales professionals able to run circles around our competition. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
619 Treadmill desks were so yesterday. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
620 You sent the wrong treadmill. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
621 Book finance at one, marketing at three, and the cubical maze at four. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
622 Nobody in the office is going to want to be around Mark when he finally realizes that he forgot to charge his Fitbit. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
623 When I asked for an ergonomic office, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
624 Is it five o'clock yet? 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
625 I'm having difficulty finding a career path. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
626 Yup, retirement is right around the corner 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
627 I don't mind the wheel so much but the wood shavings on the floor could be changed a bit more often. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
628 I see myself in a labyrinth in five years, Sir. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
629 Eat my dust Sisiphus 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
630 Guys younger than me are getting promoted to the maze 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
631 Wait until they clean up after me. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
632 Busy, busy, busy. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
633 Let me run that by you again. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
634 Hang on! I'm almost here! 1.2051 0.09132 39 34 2 3
635 Hey, it beats the maze. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
636 No, I still don't get it. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
637 On second thought I'd like to take out a Democrat gym membership. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
638 To be honest, I prefer the maze. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
639 Yes, but existentially, I'm happy! 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
640 Yes, unlimited Vodka will get me through the next 3 years, 9 months, 10 days, 5 hours and 13 minutes; but who's counting. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
641 Hold on, I'm almost at the top. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
642 I think I picked the wrong door. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
643 This overtime is gettin' ratty. 1.2051 0.09132 39 34 2 3
644 I'm starting to think I might me going nowhere in this company. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
645 I'll be a little late tonight, honey. I've been running in place all day. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
646 It's for restless legs syndrome 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
647 Who will tell me when I cross the finish line? 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
648 When there's a wheel there's a doorway. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
649 Hey, it beats working in the medical research department! 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
650 Sometimes I feel I am going nowhere. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
651 Honey, I don't think that I'll be able to get out of my office today. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
652 These hipster workouts are really getting out of hand 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
653 Corner office or not, I've gotta quit this rat race! 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
654 Please cancel my next appointment. I'm running a little late. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
655 Let me run it by you one more time... 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
656 I don't know Bob, I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels here. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
657 The new iPhone charges in no time! 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
658 The circle of life. 1.2051 0.09132 39 34 2 3
659 Tell them I'm running a little late 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
660 I heard it's even better for you than a standing desk. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
661 The new corporate ladder. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
662 An office with a window changes nothing until I can turn the wheel around. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
663 Yeah, I'm at the office. Why do you ask? 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
664 No, Dave. I got rid of my standing desk ages ago. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
665 Bill was doing great at his new job until he pulled a hammy. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
666 Tell Bob I don't know about this new green-energy strategy of his. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
667 I just got tired of the rat race. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
668 They've got me working on clean energy. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
669 Good, now we're getting somewhere 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
670 I can't believe I get paid for this. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
671 Europe is nice, but I hate Hamsterdam. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
672 The bigger game changer was actually swapping the water for coffee. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
673 Yes, but I feel like I'm finally getting somewhere. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
674 Trump put me in charge of the Standing Still Agency. 1.2051 0.09132 39 34 2 3
675 Sorry, I've got to run. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
676 Inside the Office of the White House Spin Doctor. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
677 Yes sir, it's still going in a circle. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
678 For lunch? I brought sesame seeds in my cheek. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
679 No, Ron. I don't want to meet for an after-work run today. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
680 Delusion of Progress 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
681 Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheel here. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
682 Nice talking to you, but I have to run. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
683 Here's an idea: let's reinvent the wheel. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
684 Let's circle back later. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
685 Yeah, but at least it's not the rat race. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
686 Hi, Sweetheart. I'll be late tonight - I've been running in circles all day. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
687 My success? Lotta hard work, little bit of luck: survived a double blind drug study, mastered the mazes pretty quick, figured out the pellet lever really fast. But hey, I started out in the mailroom like lots of others. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
688 I feel like we're just going around in circles on this. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
689 I liked the one with the carrot and the stick better. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
690 He told me the door to his office is always open so I'm headed there right now. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
691 I need more shredded documents. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
692 This wellness program sucks. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
693 Free energy for life ... how may I help you? 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
694 ...and I will need a sandwich and a colostomy bag. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
695 My fear of shag carpet is the only thing that will get me to 15,000 steps... 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
696 Yeah, I'd quit if it weren't for the bottomless kibble trough. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
697 who would've thought this is what they meant when they said "climbing the corporate ladder" 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
698 Whoever invented the wheel didn't know what he was doing. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
699 Yeah it's kind of boring, but great job security. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
700 More gin. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
701 Auxiliary generator room intern Jones here. How can I help you? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
702 Can I get an order of vegan pellets delivered? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
703 I'm enjoying the exercise, but the restroom facilities leave something to be desired. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
704 Actually, this is not the worst part of being the company gerbil. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
705 Petco Human Resources...can I help you? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
706 Apparently, rat races do not have finish lines. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
707 I don't care if it is clean and renewable energy, it still sucks! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
708 They promised I'd be on a fast track, working with a big wheel. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
709 Bill's favorite perk, though, was the firm's open door policy. 1.1944 0.07786 36 30 5 1
710 I wanna get out of this hamster race. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
711 I've become a slave to my FitBit 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
712 More water, more shavings, please. I've got a deadline to make. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
713 I feel like a Democrat, always running and never getting anywhere. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
714 How about forever? Is forever good for you? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
715 Oh, you know... just wheeling and dealing. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
716 I upgraded my standing desk for this??? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
717 Hampster Hotline, how can I direct your call? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
718 The retirement age was raised to WHAT? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
719 Helen, come quick! I'm gonna try a backflip! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
720 I spit on your stand-up desk. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
721 I thought they said that...soon I'd be running the place, not running in-place. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
722 When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself still trying to win his argument with Mrs. Samsa. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
723 Afraid I'm running I'm running late again! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
724 Let's circle back around to this next week. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
725 There's something about this new wellness program that feels oddly familiar. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
726 This sure doesn't smell like clean energy. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
727 Am I on a roll? I'm ALWAYS on a roll! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
728 Standing desks are so yesterday! 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
729 I'll circle back later. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
730 I feel that no matter how hard I work, I am not getting ahead. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
731 Ya Ya I got it. I'm running it through as fast I can. 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
732 Congratulations! You just unlocked your Hamster Badge! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
733 Gonna have to cut you off, Bob - gotta run to my 1 o'clock. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
734 I'm just happy to be out of the rat race. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
735 One more sale and I get a bonus pellet! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
736 Darn, forgot my briefcase. 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
737 Making America Great Again 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
738 Tell them I'm running a bit late. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
739 Lab-tested, HR-approved. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
740 Okay guys, time to refill the water bottle -- how 'bout a nice Merlot this time? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
741 And now back to coal? 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
742 Even for upper management, Karma is a bitch! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
743 I know! I should have chosen the blue pill. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
744 You sure they weren't being ironic when they said they needed a guinea pig for the new health insurance test? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
745 ...And to add insult to injury, they're making me poop on my own TPS reports. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
746 Our 401k group is responding to treatment, but wait till you see the nepotism subjects. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
747 Manster 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
748 I'm making definite progress. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
749 I should have known when they moved my cheese... 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
750 Two more laps and I'm in The Guinness Book of Records." 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
751 That being said, at the end of the day it's all about moving forward. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
752 Sorry Nana, I'm winning the Fitbit challenge today. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
753 Yeah , I am looking for a new job. I here there are some openings in Hamsterdam. 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
754 I can't make any trades; the gerbil shredded the business section of the newspaper. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
755 This is my job. There are many like it but this one is mine. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
756 I never realized the term 'rat race' was so literal. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
757 Of all the days to forget my Fit Bit. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
758 "I can't believe my eye??" Really?? That was the best one for you guys over at the New Yorker?? Come on, guys...a little class and sophistication. Step it up a bit in the humour department and choose more wisely next time. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
759 Any updates on the water cooler delivery? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
760 Instead of more salary, they gave me more celery. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
761 I missed the rat race. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
762 No, the worst part is sleeping in the habitrail. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
763 I should have stayed in school! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
764 Seriously? You're still using a stand-up desk? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
765 I'll be in a little late today. Power went out and the Tesla didn't charge last night. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
766 I was flattered to be asked to run for this position but I'm afraid my enthusiasm won't last much longer... 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
767 No, this is great - much better than a standing desk. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
768 There is no finish line, just the bottom line. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
769 Hello, IT? I need a new mouse. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
770 Working hard; getting nowhere? How about you? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
771 Quickly going nowhere 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
772 I forget if I'm coming or going. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
773 REVENGE OF THE HAMSTERS 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
774 I'm just waiting for my boss to walk by. Once. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
775 I really preferred the button that gave me a hit of cocaine whever I pressed it. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
776 Good afternoon you've reached is the corporate hub. How may I direct your call? 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
777 If hamsters ruled the planet... 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
778 Well Ed, honestly, I AM considering switching back to an elliptical. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
779 Remember that treadmill desk Harvey promised me? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
780 Ma'am, I'm looking for 25 lucky agoraphobic/joggers. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
781 Have your people call my people. We'll do pellets. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
782 I never get anywhere in your metaphors. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
783 Listen Tom, we've been talking in circles for over an hour. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
784 I'm so tired of climbing the corporate ladder 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
785 No more smoothies. 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
786 HR says sitting is the new smoking 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
787 So much for "Dress for the job you want" 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
788 Who got the long straw? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
789 No one has ever lasted here longer than two years. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
790 PETA testing lab. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
791 I only signed up to be your guinea pig. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
792 Whoops, the sun's coming up, gotta go to bed now ! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
793 ... and they thought I would survive only a few months! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
794 Good news. I'm being promoted to the dog walk tomorrow. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
795 I want fresh wood chips, and I want them NOW! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
796 How much longer till the electricity comes back on? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
797 ...and by telecommuting, I escape the rat race. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
798 When I volunteered to be a guinea pig, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
799 A day in the life of Paul Ryan 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
800 The new Capitol Hill treadmills. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
801 Yeah, I feel like this call is going nowhere too. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
802 I would prefer wind or solar generation. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
803 This is the E.P.A.. How can I help you? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
804 That's the last time I make a bet with a hamster! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
805 Oh, same old same old. How about you? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
806 Do you have that report done yet or are you still spinning your wheel? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
807 I asked Human Resources for a standing desk and one thing led to another. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
808 Why? Does it sound like I'm masturbating? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
809 I don't know which I hate more. My Fitbit or the rat race. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
810 Gotta run. It's 'date night' for Whiskers and me. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
811 It's not a bad gig, except the live crickets for lunch. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
812 No, I'm doing GerbilFit for Life now. Zumba is so five minutes ago. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
813 Watch as Paul Ryan goes after health care reform. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
814 Our office wellness initiative 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
815 So I finally ask for the promotion, and the boss says, 'Do you enjoy a good metaphor?' and sends me up here. I don't get it. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
816 Be home soon. I'm running late. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
817 I feel like it's always two steps forward, one more step forward. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
818 Wow! I really miss that cubicle. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
819 At this rate, I'll never get anywhere. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
820 So, you wanna nibble some lettuce together later? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
821 Yes, I won the rat race. Now I'm training for the hamster race. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
822 My home office now has a carbon-neutral shredder. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
823 Sorry, could you run me through that again? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
824 The boss thinks I'm cagey so that might explain my new office. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
825 I don't really feel like we're getting anywhere. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
826 I'm not going there 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
827 My hamster's missing and I'm running around retracing his steps. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
828 When you consider the cost of a living, I think gerbils definitely have an advantage. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
829 I shouldn't have bought a treadmill from Petco 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
830 Johnson, I think we're getting somewhere. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
831 It's the sense of accomplishment I enjoy most. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
832 Can't talk now, I'm on a roll! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
833 What happened to the golf course mentioned in the interview? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
834 Let's push the deadline -- I'm getting nowhere on this project. 1.1714 0.09602 35 32 0 3
835 Bob told me to run with it. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
836 What hamsterwheel? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
837 I'm starting to question the premise that one knows when enough it enough. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
838 I never should have married a behavior analyst. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
839 Hello? Yes, I'd like to complain about the bathroom accommodations. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
840 Trust me, renewable energy has never been more invigorating. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
841 I'll be running late for dinner. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
842 Sorry I missed your call, just got back to my cage. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
843 I've decided to take the path less traveled. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
844 When do I get promoted to the maze? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
845 I tell my mom I'm working in 'clean energy.' 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
846 Listen to me,walk past the Starbucks.We do not need another espresso. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
847 I think this is a dead end job. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
848 I might be late for dinner Ivanka. Your dad wants me to remake the government, fix health care and get peace in the Middle East. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
849 Call me back. I expect to be around. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
850 Thank you for calling GerbilLife, how may I help you? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
851 I don't mind the Fitbit part, but the Hamster Diet is beginning to get to me. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
852 I'm training to be a Senator. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
853 Work will set me free. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
854 Cancel my two o'clock with the vet. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
855 That's good Jim; now we're getting somewhere. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
856 I thought they meant I would be a metaphorical guinea pig. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
857 If I've said it once, I've said it 100 times, "Whatever goes around comes around." 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
858 It generates the most electricity just before Happy Hour. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
859 Of course I have my suspicions but management assured me it's part of the employee health program. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
860 Can you put me on hold? I wish! 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
861 I'm looking for a job in a less cyclical industry. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
862 She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes, she'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes ... ahhh, another productive and useful day in PR. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
863 I can't believe they force us to wear a tie. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
864 Hello? IT? Have you tried turning it off and on again? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
865 Are we there yet? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
866 Hamsters don't get free mocha lattes, so shut up, already. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
867 At least they let me keep my private office. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
868 Been there done that 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
869 It works your legs and shreds your documents, perfect for White House staff. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
870 I feel like we're talking in circles. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
871 Going forward. You? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
872 Siri, who moved my cheese? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
873 Great design, but "Born to Run" gnaws at me. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
874 Carol, can you cancel my 12 o'clock? I'm running a bit behind. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
875 *me attempting to to run away from my problems like* 1.1714 0.09602 35 32 0 3
876 ...and with my calorie restricted diet, I can keep going like this until I'm 105! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
877 Where are we? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
878 According to the management consultant, "it's the journey that counts" 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
879 If we keep at it I'm sure this project will move forward, Sir. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
880 Honey, they just put me on the fast track at work. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
881 Maybe pushing for the corporate gym wasn't such a good idea. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
882 Cancel my 1:30 for the Habitrail, Ms. Jones, I'm on a roll. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
883 Is this Meals on Wheels? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
884 I feel like I'm not getting anywhere in life. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
885 I feel like I'm making tremendous progress. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
886 Tread Mill, how may we help you? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
887 I really need to get out of the rat race. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
888 Sorry Honey, I'm going to be late. I just can't seem to get away from here. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
889 Hurry! The first one that reaches the end wins! 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
890 401k...healthcare...a sense of purpose...Carol in marketing... 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
891 He said to dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
892 I'm important. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
893 This is what entering the NewYorker Cartoon Caption Contest feels like. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
894 Leonard's idle talk about 'corporate revolution' was swiftly rewarded with a new assignment. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
895 I miss the old wellness program. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
896 Corporate's made me the guinea pig for its new wellness initiative. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
897 I'll have to circle back to you on this. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
898 I feel like I'm going nowhere. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
899 No, seriously, I work for the State Department. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
900 It's all about the work-life balance, you know what I mean? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
901 "What goes up must come down Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin" (Blood Sweat and Tears) 1.1714 0.09602 35 32 0 3
902 Sometimes I just feel there's nowhere for me to go. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
903 Alice, bring in more pellets - it is dinner time. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
904 Each time I use the word 'utilize,' my boss makes me run a thousand circles. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
905 Well at least I'm out of the rat race! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
906 Stop calling me Gregster. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
907 Could you pop up the volume on that theme from Rocky? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
908 We're reducing our carbon foot print to zero. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
909 I'm starting to think that this is a go-nowhere job. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
910 I'm running a little late. Catch up with you later. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
911 I can't wait for my promotion. Then I'll be able to roll around in a ball. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
912 I'm a hamster. This is my job. I'm a hamster. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
913 Did I tell you that I traded in my treadmill desk for a carbon neutral alternative? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
914 That moment when you realize the rat race isn't for everyone. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
915 This is right in my wheelhouse. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
916 At least they could relax the dress code. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
917 Screw standing desks... 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
918 No ma'am, this is Trump's replacement for the Office of Renewable Energy. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
919 I feel like we're getting nowhere on this call. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
920 Henry's boss has a dim view of those who misuse the word "literally". 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
921 I gave up the rat race for this? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
922 Not just a publicist. I'm a spin doctor. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
923 Great day! 12,000 steps! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
924 I'm on pace to keep the hamsters up all night. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
925 Oh, same old, same old. What's new with you? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
926 Can you pipe in something other than “round and round and round we go?” 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
927 Didn't you hear? Work-life balance has been deregulated. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
928 Our new business plan is revolutionary. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
929 You can't keep giving me the runaround. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
930 Yes, you heard right, one large piece of lettuce and a small carrot. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
931 Right. Coffee. Oh, and don't forget. We're almost out of cedar wood shavings. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
932 It's his last day on the job. He's being replaced by the electronic paper shredder. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
933 ."And on top of that , every 100 miles I get a food pellet." 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
934 Three years after the large mutant hamsters had taken over, John was still trying to figure out what had gone wrong. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
935 Race to 2020 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
936 ...thank you for calling tech support - please state your question in the form of a peanut. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
937 I think we're getting somewhere. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
938 Don't worry, I take half second micro breaks every ten minutes. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
939 After I finish running around in circles I'm going to jump to a few conclusions. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
940 Yep, that's me -- wheeling and dealing. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
941 Boss, are you sure this is the path to advancing my career? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
942 Just don't get my father started talking about charter schools, and you'll be fine… 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
943 You'll never get anywhere with that attitude. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
944 These new-fangled desks are getting out of hand. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
945 I'll be late, hon. The big wheel's in my office. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
946 I misunderstood about being assigned to our office in New Guinea. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
947 Part of me still misses the rat race. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
948 My whole life I've felt like I'm going nowhere. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
949 Honey, I'm getting nowhere.....Can you bring me my ball? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
950 Researchers preferred lawyers instead of rats because they were plentiful, cheaper and not as cute. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
951 Like I said before Dude, I don't think that relationship is right for you. Shit! Some idiot just left the door wide open! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
952 This beats that damn maze. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
953 Cheaper than a gym membership. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
954 Customer service, thank you for waiting 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
955 Good morning, and welcome to trainlikeahampster.com! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
956 The sugar water is nice, but someone moved my cheese. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
957 I'll see you when I get there. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
958 Wow--who knew climbing the corporate ladder would be so hard? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
959 I definitely look a lot busier doing nothing at this desk. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
960 Confidentially, we're not making much progress on the President's agenda. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
961 I can't talk for long, this new job has got me running all of the time. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
962 I love it. I'm just not in love with it. 1.1714 0.09602 35 32 0 3
963 Getting nowhere fast. How ya doing on that ladder? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
964 Soulless Cycle. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
965 I can't believe I agreed to be his press secretary." 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
966 This promotion changes everything... 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
967 Just the same old rat race. How about you? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
968 if there's a wheel, there's a way. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
969 I preferred the rat race. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
970 I still think we should go solar. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
971 Do you ever just feel like you're running in place? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
972 I have officially joined the rat race. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
973 I have a feeling this deal won't get us anywhere. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
974 Honey, if I'm not home in four hours call the police. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
975 Phil would regularly use the gym at Sisyphus, Inc. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
976 if I keep doing this, my reward may be an easy confirmation by the House and Senate. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
977 I just hate being trapped in a metaphor. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
978 Honey I'm almost home 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
979 Management wouldn't settle for the stand-up desk. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
980 It makes me feel like a big wheel. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
981 It's like working for SoulCycle, only it's Soul-Sucking. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
982 Sure am glad this new Trumpcare is keeping me in shape! 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
983 Karyn, when you have a minute my cedar bedding needs freshening. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
984 I'm walking out that door and quitting. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
985 Sorry dear, I'm running late. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
986 I usually do four hours of cardio followed by four hours of cardio. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
987 It's called soulless cycling. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
988 I've been spinning my wheel for hours on this. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
989 Are we there yet? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
990 I am big. It's the hamsters that got small. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
991 I never thought that HR would be so touchy about the shag carpet! 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
992 This rat race is doing wonders for my glutes. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
993 The GlassDoor reviews said I'd end up spinning my wheels. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
994 '....no hun, I haven't seen your car keys.' 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
995 The worlds smallest man working off some extra ounces. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
996 It may seem demeaning, but I'm making 21 cents on the dollar more than the hamster I replaced. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
997 You're still using a standing desk? 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
998 The Matrix: The Analog Years 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
999 I'm on my way, dear. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1000 Well, yeah, of course I'm going somewhere here at Headquarters. What kind of question is that??! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1001 Funny, unfunny, unfunny, somewhat funny, . . . . 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1002 At least it's air conditioned. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1003 I'll get back to you later — gotta run. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1004 I can't believe it, I got such a great deal - $80 a month, and they have showers too! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1005 Not much. Just spinning my wheel. And, you? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1006 I don't mind powering the building, but I'm gonna need the chips changed more often 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1007 How the Secret Service in the Trump Hotel both stays in shape and supplies the cheap energy to cool the Yuge Bannon Beer Cave in the penthouse. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1008 Quick! Someone close the door before the cat gets in. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1009 I'm going for 100,000 on my Fitbit. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1010 It's a new system they're testing out. I'm just the guinea pig. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1011 I'd rather you refer to it as the wheel of fortune. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1012 Forgot to feed Squeaky when he was six. Reincarnation understandable. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1013 Some call it a rat race. I call it 10000 steps a day. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1014 I tried the stand-up desk but this stimulates more endorphins and better ideas. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1015 The Spicer Spin, an alternative way to lose facts 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1016 SoulCycle is for suckers. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1017 Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?. . . 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1018 The boss will never know we lost the last one and replaced him with another. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1019 Keeping up with the Sisyphus's 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1020 Four legs good--two legs almost as good. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1021 Hate it when I forget my Fitbit! 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1022 Yeah, it's a bit harder to read email, but I can pee in the corner! 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1023 Proof that the Fitbit is turning men into mice. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1024 I've got you on handsfree cause I'm at the wheel. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1025 Well, they told me if I keep working really hard, I can make my way up to CEO. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1026 My brain says get another job, but my Fitbit says stay here. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1027 Can you check if the boss's room is cool now? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1028 Trump action...no progress. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1029 ...I'll circle back to you on that one 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1030 Hello, you're through to David in the Government Progress Department... 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1031 You should see him at crossfit. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1032 Hi honey. Remember when they said I'd get the office reserved for the 'big wheel'? 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1033 Honey, I'll be home in about thirty minutes if I clear the doorway and don't crash into the wall. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1034 I decided to reinvent myself. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1035 When do we break for lunch? 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1036 Dave, I gotta run. We still on for yogurt drops later? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1037 Yes boss, I’m working on the Habitrail account. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1038 Is it just me, or is this conversation continuing to go in circles? 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1039 Someone stop this thing! 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1040 Though generally happy at his new job, Bill did at times wonder about the prospects for advancement. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1041 All this wheelin & dealin was making Joe thirsty 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1042 Our company finally renovated the employee gym - no more treadmills! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1043 I'm in the wheel house. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1044 It's the hamster efficiency program. I've also got a protein bar stored in my cheeks. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1045 It is soul crushing, but somehow I like it. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1046 Thank you for calling Alternate Energy Inc. How may I help you? 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1047 You ever have one of those days where you feel like you just can't get ahead? 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1048 A glimpse into the R&D labs at RedBull. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1049 When does the whole privilege thing kick in? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1050 Can't talk now - gotta run. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1051 Actually some people would be offended by the expression, "I don't give a rat's ass". 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1052 Act now and we'll include this bag of cedar chips for free! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1053 I'd rather join the rat race! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1054 Sometimes I feel like I'm just going in circles. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1055 Yes, it's working perfectly so far productivity wise but I just can't get that damn "I'm Chip, He's Dale" song out of my head! 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1056 We should have just told him he was fired instead of letting him run in circles. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1057 I assumed it was a typo when I saw our new fitness center called 'state of the rat.' 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1058 It looked smaller on TV. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1059 Oh yeah, you feel you're on the treadmill of life. Tell me about it. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1060 I try not to think about it when I'm running. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1061 YOU think it's easy getting to the top! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1062 100,000 steps this week and it's only Wednesday. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1063 Dyslexic Sisyphus 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1064 That's right, Honey. I'm on a hamster wheel in an office ... indoors ... there's no breeze. But my tie is sticking straight out, like it's caught in the wind. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1065 If the hamster calls in sick tomorrow, I'm not doing this again. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1066 It’s called Soulless Cycle. I think they’re gonna IPO. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1067 Buy small cube of apple futures asap. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1068 We have openings right now with unlimited opportunity for advancement. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1069 Sorry. Can't talk now. Gotta run. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1070 However, the worksite gym is bringing a decline in my mental health. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1071 I dunno. I'll get there when I get there! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1072 Well, I bet the hamster isn't feeling any more rewarded sitting my cubicle, either. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1073 I liked my old spin class better 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1074 Running a little late, Dear. I'll be home soon. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1075 Middle management training for the rat race. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1076 Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheel. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1077 The last time I saw your stupid dog, he was chasing his tail. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1078 Hamster appreciation month 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1079 It's not exactly my dream job but my office has a window. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1080 The door is always open...The door is always open...The door is always open... 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1081 Yes sir I understand the metaphor but are the cedar chips really necessary? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1082 More fresh news please. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1083 I've been spinning my wheel all day, but I just don't see a way out. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1084 All this running around has got me thinking... 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1085 It all started with a stand up desk. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1086 My work-life balance is spinning out of control! 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1087 Manster 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1088 Actually, I've always dreamed of working from home. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1089 Yea, at my old job I felt like I was just treading water, but in this new position I feel like I'm finally getting somewhere. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1090 I think I'm done here. Get the maze ready. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1091 Just the same old rat race. How about you? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1092 Donald Trump's alternative energy plan 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1093 Climbing the corporate ladder takes forever. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1094 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall 99 Bottles of Beer 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1095 My boss said that if I do this everyday I might actually get somewhere. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1096 Hang on guys, I'm almost there. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1097 This is my year! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1098 Am I there yet? 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1099 Pet Smart, rodent health. How may I help you. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1100 How many more revolutions until I'm a real corporate rat? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1101 Sorry honey, but I'll be late for dinner. Traffic at the office is a nightmare. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1102 Every day, as Frank worked his way up the corporate ladder, things seemed to get more and more pointless. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1103 I just feel like I'm always running and never getting anywhere at work. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1104 The Maze is next, I think. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1105 Hon, I'll be late, been running in circles. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1106 With my clear ball in the shop, it's the green tube for me today. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1107 Trump's Immigration Bill is starting to gain some traction. 1.1562 0.09102 32 29 1 2
1108 Yeah, the hours are good, but there's really no room for advancement here. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1109 You've got to trust me on this, I'm making real progress. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1110 I've been thinking, it's time I quit this rat race. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1111 I'm tired of running this by myself! 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
1112 Are you sure this will kick start the sump pump? 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1113 Help! I'm trapped in the Congressional investigation into Russian meddling! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1114 Making America great. And you? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1115 I finally feel like I'm getting somewhere at work. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1116 Welcome to the Rat Race 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1117 And to think, I only have $50,000.00 left to pay on my student loans! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1118 Beats me; something about 'running this Department like a great American company'. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1119 The GOP's alternative energy plan is going great so far. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1120 Hi, who just joined the call? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1121 I'm telling you t's not a metaphor. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1122 Do you think we're just spinning our wheels in here? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1123 Although some people insisted that it was a metaphor, Dan simply referred to it as "great cardio." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1124 I prefer to think of it as multi-tasking. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1125 Tell my manager that Sisyphus had it easier! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1126 What Time Is The Meeting ? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1127 Don't give me that runaround. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1128 Hi, I'm calling from Hamsterdam. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1129 This year's bonus could be $100K and a really long drink of water. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1130 Sure, it's tough, but I found a job that the robots aren't going to want to take. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1131 He's big, brown and white, and is in fantastic shape. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1132 Sometimes I feel like I am getting nowhere. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1133 When do we vest again? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1134 Another day, another scoop of hamster kibble. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1135 I'm in my wheelhouse. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1136 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38.... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1137 I'll never win this damn contest! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1138 Keeping up with the Trump News cycle. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1139 Nah, I've gotten out of the rat race. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1140 It is not the destination, it is not the destination, it is not the destination... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1141 Half a pound of apple, carrot and cucumber cubes, a small cauliflower and a Diet Coke. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1142 Yes, available on QVC. You get the wheel, water bottle---all inclusive. We're calling it Hamster Health! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1143 They weren't kidding about that rat race thing. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1144 Promise you'll call when the power comes back. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1145 I need a spin doctor. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1146 An office with an adjoining washroom. What more could I want? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1147 The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1148 It was a hostile takeover. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1149 Sisyphus was an amateur. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1150 I can talk the talk. What I need is a job where I only have to walk the walk. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1151 Running desks are the next big thing. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1152 My last office was in a tube. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1153 I can't wait until I get promoted to the maze. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1154 Hey, it beats the 'rat race'!. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1155 The intern is running just fine. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1156 Your overqualified resume is not a problem as long as you can pass our wheel test. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1157 God I hate Pi..! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1158 Hello? United States Congress. Please hold. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1159 They're just spinning their wheels in HR. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1160 Let me call you back - I need to take a dump in the corner. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1161 A politician's day: spin, spin, spin, with no forward movemen. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1162 Hey genie? ... my wish was to BECOME a big wheel, not to BE in one! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1163 The squeaking sound must be at your end. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1164 I get the sense that we're running in circles here. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1165 I can't attend the conference Gary, I'm currently in Aspen training for the Rat Race. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1166 I'm never going to get ahead! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1167 I think I'm just going to stay home and nibble around the house tonight. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1168 And it's safer than a treadmill. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1169 Department of Labor. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1170 I was always to short to ride the Ferris Wheel. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1171 I don't believe in multi-tasking. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1172 Has he released his tax returns yet? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1173 Don't worry. I'll get around to it. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1174 ....special offer just for you. This fund is going to so successful, you too can spend your days just running on the beach. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1175 Circle of life or circle of ex wife? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1176 I'll have the car charged in 30 minutes. See you in 31. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1177 I feel we're getting nowhere fast. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1178 And they stock the kitchen with free pellets! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1179 Yes, I'm getting around to it. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1180 Let's not try and reinvent the hamster wheel, okay? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1181 I like to stay hydrated while exercising. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1182 The stand-up desk was fine, but now I get more done AND I power the entire office 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1183 I see now why you never see a fat hamster. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1184 'It's called Shred-bit' 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1185 I'm working on a remake of "As the World Turns" 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1186 I came, I saw, I spun my wheels. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1187 Honey, don't wait up...The lab rats are on strike again! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1188 When did the make the treadmills round? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1189 All dressed up and nowhere to go. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1190 Not much. Singularity keeping me crazy busy as always. You? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1191 Just an Ambien. Why? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1192 My cholesterol is down, but I have the overwhelming urge to breed. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1193 The good news is I got that job at the E.P.A... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1194 The job may be run of the mill, but the benefits are oh so youge! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1195 A metaphor he said. It'll be good he said. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1196 Am I a mouse or am I a man? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1197 Bob, its so much more rewarding than the elliptical. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1198 I can assure you sir, this is not a pyramid scheme. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1199 Employee Training Lab 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1200 Giving the hamsters a chance to run things seemed like the logical next step at the time. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1201 Standing desks are so 2016. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1202 Dr. Pavlov's coffee break 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1203 Sure, come on over and we can go for a spin. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1204 I'm your congressman, working for you. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1205 Sorry, I was on mute. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1206 Take that, gerbils! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1207 This is a test - to show someone I care for, that we're not just stuck in some pigeon-holed existence. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1208 Despite all of his effort, Brad felt like he was getting nowhere. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1209 Ow! I think I just pulled a hamsterstring. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1210 I'm always in training for the the rat race. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1211 Something's gotta change around here- no matter how hard I try I can't seem to get anywhere. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1212 I'd like to order one large pizza – half hamster pellet, and half gerbil mix … both with extra cheese. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1213 The more I go forward, the behinder I get. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1214 A couple of changes, and we can build the big one uncle Ferris ! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1215 I should have never suggested the company should be more energy efficient. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1216 Tell the gerbil thanks but we're going with the hamster instead. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1217 Well, I’d better go. It’s almost pellet-time. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1218 I'd like to apologize to P.E.T.A. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1219 Riding on the heels of those who have come before you is never easy 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1220 Why won't my co-workers gather around the water cooler? 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1221 Don’t look so smug. There’s still no scientific consensus. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1222 This is not the corporate wellness program I remember. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1223 And they said I'd never make it to middle management! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1224 Has anyone told him about the snake? 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1225 I am just spinning my heels; how about you? 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1226 Training for the maze. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1227 Let's circle back around to that later. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1228 This conversation is going nowhere, fast. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1229 Productivity numbers are off you say? I don't understand. I have this office running like a well-oiled machine. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1230 No, I wouldn't exactly say that they've got me chasing my own tail... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1231 I’m telling you we can’t call this thing “Habitat for Humanity”. That’s already trademarked. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1232 Wow this day is flying. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1233 yeah dude i shit and piss wherever i want. it's so tight. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1234 They say I’m climbing the ladder but… 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1235 Frank, I'm telling you, the treadmill desk is passe. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1236 Booooorn in the USAAAAA 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1237 The gig economy got me like... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1238 I need to talk to someone about the standing desk I ordered... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1239 Sometimes I feel like I am going nowhere in this industry. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1240 All it takes is a little leg work to turn this whole thing around. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1241 Our HR department has some unique ideas on WORK-LIFE balance. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1242 No, I clearly ordered the treadmill desk! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1243 Sell! And bring more carrots and lettuce! And deodorant. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1244 You've reached the Trump promises help desk. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1245 I love the smell of fresh cedar shavings in the morning. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1246 Miss Hastings, what time is my maze? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1247 Note to self: Never buy a home gym on ebay. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1248 Yes, I said my name is Mr. Ham, sir. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1249 Ma'am, could you please un-stuff your cheek pouches, I'm having trouble hearing you. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1250 The truth is you're a fish out of water. And it's not flying. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1251 I'm still coming as quickly as I can, boss. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1252 Yes, my pacemaker seems to be acting up. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1253 I have another call - can I put you on coast? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1254 Don't you hate it when the hamsters don't close the door after they fed you? 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1255 I need two thousand more steps to beat Bob in Accounting's Fit Bit steps. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1256 It's just a 30-day trial. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1257 Do you deliver pellets? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1258 Heck, this place is a million times better than Sisyphus Inc! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1259 Running my own department isn't all it's cracked up to be 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1260 Corner office with a view my ass! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1261 Am I a hamster dreaming I'm a man or a man dreaming I'm an accountant? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1262 Good news Mr. President, we have finally repealed and replaced the hamster 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1263 I can't believe this got IRB approval. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1264 I feel like we're going in circles, here. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1265 Boss, I really don't consider this as being on the fast track... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1266 I feel like I'm on the wheel of misfortune. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1267 My standing desk was great, but this is revolutionary! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1268 I'm getting off at the next stop. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1269 I'm just sick and tired of the rat race, Bill 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1270 I'm ready to resign as soon as I make it to the door. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1271 Now I know how Mankoff feels. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1272 AC or DC? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1273 Our 401k subject is certainly responding to treatment, but wait till you see the nepotism group... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1274 Enough? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1275 so, this is the new company health plan... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1276 I think something's wrong with our corporate ladder... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1277 I just can't escape the feeling my career is going nowhere. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1278 Let's circle back to your first point. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1279 I'm getting the feeling this is a dead end job. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1280 Let me finish running these numbers and I'll get back you. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1281 Well, it did become better when they switched from shredded paper to cedar shavings. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1282 Try running a little faster 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1283 Good evening. This is Nibbles, and I'm calling about the Mouse Squeaker’s proposed repeal of the Affordable Carrot Act, a statute that benefits millions of individuals unable to afford carrots on their current celery. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1284 Ergonomic, shmergonic...wait til those stand up deskers on 5 see this. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1285 Thank you for calling the "Life Balance Hotline", how can I help you? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1286 We're striving for a zero carbon footprint. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1287 I am at the office just spinning my wheel!!!! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1288 Welcome to the Fox News Green Room. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1289 Ms.Jones, get Fluffy in here now! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1290 Always be circling. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1291 My new office health plan. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1292 Stan, I can't tell you how great it is to be out of the rat race. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1293 No, I can't meet you for lunch. I'm training for the rat race. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1294 During the first week of his sales job, Ben just couldn't hit the ground running. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1295 Gentlemen, the patent is ours as soon as I figure out how to catch up with the oxygen tube while running. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1296 I'd really love to Bill, but it seems impossible for me to get away from the office these days... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1297 Doc, are you sure about those stem cells you transplanted? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1298 The joke's on that gerbil ... I have a ton of paperwork to do. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1299 They ordered the wrong treadmill, but I'm getting used to it. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1300 The recruited me with the promise of an in-house gym. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1301 No......you're not even close.....guess again. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1302 I'm a believer now: you join the rat race, you become a rat! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1303 I'm almost here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1304 Sorry about dinner. I'm running late 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1305 I should have never dropped out of law school. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1306 Peak work-life balance, almost there. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1307 Marge, please call my wife and tell her I'll be home in ... er, October 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1308 I'm starting to question my career ladder. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1309 This isn't what I was expecting when they said we would be working on "employee health." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1310 I'd like to buy a vowel. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1311 Just another manic Monday 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1312 I'd love to help, but that's not really in my wheelhouse. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1313 At least I didn't vote for change! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1314 I am living the analogy. Next, a sardine can to home. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1315 The strategy appears sound. The problem must lie in the execution. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1316 New Yorker staff members trying to enter a Trump news conference 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1317 I can't believe that hamster tricked me again. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1318 Only 7,982 days to retirement! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1319 Robert Allan Thompson (AKA "Rat") prepares for the upcoming marathon of life 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1320 How soon can we go off the emergency generator? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1321 It doesn't seem to matter how hard I work; I'm still not getting anywhere. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1322 Then they had me get in a big ball and roll around the kitchen floor. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1323 Soul Cycle by Mike Pence. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1324 Next year I'll be a senior senator. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1325 Not bad. Same old, same old. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1326 Noon! It's all downhill from here! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1327 Me? Eh, you know. Same old rat race. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1328 No wonder I've been stuck in the same office for 10 years. It's not a corporate ladder at all! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1329 Let's stop running around in circles and make a decision. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1330 I recommend the Kool-Aid. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1331 I wish we did Casual Friday. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1332 ... and we're going to retire to a cabin in Maine ... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1333 The trick is to stay hydrated. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1334 They call this a comprehensive health plan?? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1335 I did't know that this is what "going out for a spin" meant. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1336 Damn that "...and other duties as assigned" clause! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1337 I am not a rat, I am not a rat, I am not a rat, I am not. . . . 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1338 I know it sounds crazy, but I really think there's opportunity for advancement here. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1339 I AM your "go to" guy! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1340 I think Sysphus had a better deal! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1341 Let me chew on it for a while and I'll get back to you. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1342 Ya know, Bob, I feel like I'm getting the runaround on this project. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1343 I can't believe my phone added 5,000 more steps... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1344 My contract says that I get a corner office and a gym membership. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1345 The Ultimate fantasy of Corporate 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1346 I asked for a stand-up desk to use at work and this is what they gave me instead. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1347 All I said was, "Give me the right framework, and I could really wheel and deal!" 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1348 I'm bullish on cedar. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1349 I see myself more as a wheeler than a dealer. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1350 The usual. Shedding and shredding. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1351 Chet's Hamster Wheels. Chet speaking. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1352 This mandatory employee fitness program is a killer! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1353 Yes, that's right clive, human trials have begun and the subjects are exhibiting the same behavior as the hamsters. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1354 Short food pellets ... sell bedding ... buy plastic tunnels. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1355 I'd hoped for a promotion, but they keep giving me the runaround. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1356 How long does a gerbil take for a bathroom break? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1357 It's not only money that makes the world go round. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1358 I'm making progress! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1359 Soulless Cycle: the Paul Ryan Exercise Machine and Diet Plan 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1360 Remember that Email about revamping our offices? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1361 Actually, last week they moved me to the Capitol. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1362 Really misinterpreted the company's wellness initiative! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1363 I work from home, but I miss the thrill of the commute. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1364 What do you mean you can't move my door to the ceiling? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1365 Don't think I want to be a hamster in my next life... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1366 Human race. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1367 I'm not buying into the rat race, George. I'm leveraging my treadmill desk. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1368 And I thought bring your owners to work day would be a good idea 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1369 Sure is nice to finally get my own office. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1370 What do you mean catch up with my work? I can't catch up to the water bottle. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1371 Living like a hamster? Oh, no -- I'm a hedge fund executive! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1372 I even got a bigger wheel! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1373 Devin Nunes' search for the truth. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1374 Yes dear, I'm still your pet. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1375 Nowhere. How about you? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1376 Cancel my 3 o'clock and dangle the shiny object! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1377 I should have gone with the standing desk. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1378 Only thirty four more years, Andy, you can do it, you can do it. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1379 Helen, we've been downsized. Please lock the cat in the basement before I get home. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1380 John is running the EPA's new clean energy plan. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1381 I'm so upset by the latest news cycle I won't even mention that the cartoonist stupidly extended the windowsill into my exercise cage. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1382 Hi Tom, Jerry here. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1383 not oil futures... oil "can"... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1384 In-Place Office Solutions. May I help you? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1385 Monday 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1386 He seemed like such a nice guy: told me he’d be right back. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1387 Thank God it's Friday. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1388 People's Renewable Energy. How may I help you? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1389 Shit! I'm gonna be late again. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1390 I thought "running late"was an expression! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1391 I'll be back as soon as I find my Fortune. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1392 'I've arrived. Thank you graduate school!" 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1393 Hello! Tweet this immediatly; "Amazing progress with Congress here; repeal and replace taxes next; America great again very very soon!" 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1394 Do you think he's spinning me a line? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1395 Say 2:15? I'm running late. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1396 My door is always open. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1397 Officer, he's big, goes by Gus, and as far as I can tell, is in terrific shape. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1398 Jones, by noon I need those sales reports and new shavings. I've been drinking a lot of water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1399 I should have upgraded from my standing desk sooner. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1400 The existentialist's SoulCycle. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1401 Oh, and Mary? Send in some cardboard. I need to make myself a new nest. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1402 Can't talk to you now, hun, I've got to run 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1403 I'm tired of Chuck giving me the old run around. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1404 The Roomba only comes in on Fridays 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1405 Bill 'em for 16,423 revolutions on that contract. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1406 At least we have an open door policy 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1407 I can't talk right now, Jim. Just finishing up here at the office, and I'm already late for my spin class. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1408 Can I get Fox News in Here? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1409 What happened to the coffee breaks? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1410 Can I call you right back....I'm trying to get out the door? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1411 This 'work from home' commute is killing me. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1412 It's a new spin on the standup desk. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1413 No, let's meet at that new pizza joint around the corner instead. I have a sudden craving for cheese! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1414 Urine output, very funny! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1415 I wish that darn mouse would get back here ! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1416 Honey I know I'm late for dinner but my boss says if I continue to work harder I will see a few more pellets.. I mean dollars in my paycheck. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1417 Cancel my 3:30, get me Andrews in accounting, I need more ticker tape, and . . . 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1418 Trump's new healthcare plan. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1419 So I said, "Mr. Bowers, I'm sick of these petty humiliations." 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1420 Someday I'm gonna walk right out that open door and be free. Someday. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1421 “Life is a circle. It spins you around.” ? Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1422 Right now, just being the captain of my wheelhouse. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1423 What am I doing? Oh just a bit of running around. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1424 Tuesday's fine, but can we make it your office? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1425 I'm sorry, but this whole project just isn't getting anywhere. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1426 Rat race? No thanks, I'd rather 'pull a hammy' in here 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1427 Insider yes-upward mobility no. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1428 Stop calling it a 'fitness craze'. It's a lifestyle. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1429 Stand up desks are a thing of the past! This multi-use work, exercise, and hydration wheel is the real deal! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1430 Winded? What makes you think I sound winded? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1431 Sometimes I get a feeling that life is like an open door that leads to nowhere. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1432 I'll call you back when I get there. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1433 Dang, I can't believe they just raised the retirement age! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1434 to close this deal we need to meet...otherwise we are just running in circles 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1435 It's true, the corner office had a view. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1436 Sometimes I just feel like my life is going round in circles 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1437 Plenty of opportunity for advancement, they said. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1438 For more options press pound 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1439 When giant mutant hamsters rule the world. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1440 I'm just a few food pellets from my retirement number 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1441 No, 'nose to the grindstone' doesn't quite sound like the idiom that explains my situation. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1442 I just feel there's no room for advancing here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1443 Going forward, I expect to make good progress on that, Boss! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1444 Once you get past the wood chip smell, these new work stations are way better than the standing desks. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1445 Have to hurry if I'm going to get there by never. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1446 Cheese is for wimps! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1447 Thanks for calling Amazon, how can I assist you? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1448 Your call is endlessly important to us. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1449 H.R. says it's a lateral move but I think they're using circular logic. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1450 I feel like I'm just going around in circles here... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1451 I know that the ad said this job offered a "progressive working environment", but . . . 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1452 This way I don't spill my pediasure. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1453 ''Let me call you back, I'm running late to a meeting'' 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1454 I just enjoy the scenery. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1455 Eureka ! exercise break becomes billable hour 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1456 It's soulless, but they pay me. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1457 Yes, this sucks, but it beats the water maze 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1458 They gave me everything I asked for. An assistant. A reserved parking spot. They even threw in a bigger wheel! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1459 Make it a double cheeseburger, I'm running late 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1460 A lot of times I feel like you're giving me the run around. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1461 Barney wanted a real job, but he never learned to pronounce his r’s. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1462 I don't give a rat's ass what you think. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1463 I'm a big wheel around here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1464 The corporate gym is not quite what I’d expected. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1465 I smell a rat. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1466 So near and yet so far. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1467 The perks are great. They have an exercise program, free drinks, and convenient in-office urinals. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1468 That's the last time I suggest cutting back the power bill. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1469 No I am NOT spinning in cirlces 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1470 You never know where this will lead. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1471 Manhattan? What's not to love about Manhattan? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1472 Working from home has been more liberating than I thought it would be. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1473 How much more until I generate electricity or pull a hamster-ing? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1474 It still beats commuting. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1475 Health insurance costs are down and we're saving a bunch on the energy bill! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1476 I understand he wants to lower the unemployment rate, but this is ridiculous. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1477 Honey, I do this to keep the lights on, remember? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1478 This isn't as fun as it looked 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1479 Hello, ma'am, have you ever thought about owning a piece of paradise at a beautiful, relaxing Polynesian resort.....? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1480 So I'm a rodent. What can I do you for, Mom? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1481 Sometimes I get the feeling I'm going nowhere in this job. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1482 And I'm TOTALLY on track for an office with a window. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1483 I don't think I will make it to the bathroom on time. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1484 Running faster to stay in place. How about you? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1485 I'll turn it around ASAP. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1486 This is getting me nowhere fast. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1487 Nancy, cancel my 3 o'clock, I'm on a roll. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1488 I feel like my work is going unnoticed 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1489 In shock, Bob Mankoff learns about his retirement activities. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1490 I still think a battery is a better way to power this phone. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1491 I'm sorry, but someone left the office door open and Mr. Jones is now hiding under the sofa in reception. May I take a message? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1492 When we close this deal, it's carrot cubes all around. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1493 You've gotta start somewhere. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1494 Let me call you back. I only have 220 more diameters to go to finish my last mile. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1495 Do I sound like I'm full of droppings? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1496 I'm gonna run away with this promotion 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1497 This is much better than my standing desk. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1498 I am dialing up the effort as we speak! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1499 Move that cheese again and you'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1500 So much better when I get a corner office, so much better when I get a corner office... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1501 Finally out of the mail room. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1502 I used to have a treadmill desk but then the boss decided this was even better. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1503 I'm getting nowhere fast. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1504 You know what they say when the chips are down. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1505 They said this was the best way to get ahead. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1506 ....and then I went right into Mr. Mouse's office and I said "Mickey, I demand my own office and an exercise machine. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1507 Honey? (yelling) Someone needs to change my newspaper. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1508 It's a rat race, but I love it. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1509 Alexa, order more water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1510 I'm afraid I'll never get anywhere. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1511 Seriously... you call those wings! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1512 Just running around; what are you up to? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1513 Thursday...hmm...how about somewhere down the road? [blatant tribute to Mr. Mankoff--thank you, sir.] 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1514 Oh, did I mention that I'm going to The Running of the Hamsters this year? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1515 Just a couple of steps to go. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1516 Destination infinity! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1517 Well, I wouldn't call it a rat race. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1518 Total rags to riches story! And get this - I heard the inventor used to work in a pet store! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1519 More lettuce! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1520 You say fetish, I say healthy lifestyle choice. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1521 HR? Just to let you know the fitness room is out of pellets. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1522 I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M MAKING PROGRESS! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1523 Yeah, yeah. What goes around comes around, but when all is said and done, it's just back to square one. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1524 Fluffy, bring me my two o' clock feeding. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1525 We need a coffee refill in the hamster room. Coffee refill in the hamster room. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1526 Little did he know the water bottle was filled with his own sweat. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1527 Abby, get me a wedge of iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing, and hold the ranch dressing. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1528 I pretend to skitter aimlessly, and they pretend to pay me. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1529 Talk fast; I'm running late! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1530 I'm eating my weakest child at 2, can we meet at 4? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1531 I'm not a mouse . . . I'm not a mouse . . . I'm not a mouse . . . 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1532 Good morning, Hamster Fitness Group. How can you help me? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1533 I feel like I just keep going 'round and 'round on this with you...that's my offer out-the-door. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1534 That had better be gin! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1535 It's taking forever to charge my phone's battery. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1536 Charlie, that's the same thing you said yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1537 I've got tubes from 1-6, so we'll have to schedule the rolling ball later in the week. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1538 Millennials don't know how good they have it. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1539 Switching companies was the right move. I felt like a mouse in a cheese maze at my last job. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1540 I wonder if there's a giant hamster sitting at my desk? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1541 I should have asked about this job's work-life balance during the interview. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1542 I'm running late. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1543 I don't usually spring for home gym equipment, but this one matches the shredded newspaper. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1544 Hi, this is Pat from 'Hamsters R Us' -- we've changed our product line to appeal to work-at-home professionals. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1545 Best of all, they have a fitness room downstairs. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1546 It's the alternative to alternative energy. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1547 We had an efficiency expert restructure our corporate ladder. I'm not sure I like the results. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1548 I'll be running late for dinner. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1549 Can't wait to get promoted and have a bigger wheel! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1550 The rat race is awkward when you're self-employed. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1551 Despite an open door policy, they treat us like animals. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1552 Standing desks were so last year 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1553 We Republicans are wheeling now. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1554 Worked hard all his life and then he died 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1555 Inside Trump's little brain. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1556 Quick find the giant rat that put me here! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1557 I don't know what's wrong with me, Mark. I keep trying to get my work done, but my wheel just keeps on spinning! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1558 Just a matter of time before I reach the door--and freedom! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1559 I'm running late again 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1560 Washington Insider Report: Paul Ryan works on the repeal of Obamacare. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1561 This does qualify as a cage-free working environment 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1562 Making headway. You? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1563 Almost there. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1564 Congressman, trickle down thing is way more involved than I expected 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1565 For the spins of the father, the sons must pay. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1566 Can't wait to see how he spins this one! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1567 I don't think tom is making any progress 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1568 Core Competency 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1569 I'm not sure how productive this is. Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheel. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1570 Where did I put the WD40? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1571 I prefer to call it multitasking... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1572 If one of those bottles of beer on the wall.. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1573 There's nothing like a corporate downsizing! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1574 Honey, it's the scariest thing. I'm running for my life but the door is open. I can leave anytime I want to. But do I want to? I know, do it for the kids. OK, honey bun, see you at 7. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1575 I'm not stopping until Richard Simmons says so. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1576 I think my boss gave me the run-around. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1577 How does it feel to be the "big wheel!" 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1578 Mom, the job is great, but I got to run. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1579 I'm guaranteed Olympic Game gold in the next Year of The Rat! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1580 Move the guest chair 20 feet from my desk and tell her I'll be there in 10 minutes. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1581 Ham--Let me know when I have run a mile. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1582 Yours has you jumping through hoops? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1583 Mondays are always the hardest. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1584 you say: "you work all the time but feel your are not getting anywhere" I think I can help you. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1585 Aahh, ya know.Just puttin' one foot in front of the other. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1586 "Wow! Combining work and exercise together. Is America great or what?" Thought Dave. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1587 I can retire in just 2,645,237 revolutions. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1588 ... in just two more years I'll get promoted to counter-clockwise 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1589 Same old same old. You? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1590 When I am promoted I get to run the other way. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1591 He said, 'I'm sick of hearing you say you'll get around to it. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1592 Bring my jacket in at 5:57; I have a 6:00 breakfast. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1593 Standing desk, give me a break. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1594 The joke is capitalism 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1595 The circle of life. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1596 If I eco-charge my phone, I'll give a polar bear another year of life. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1597 Hamster help desk, to whom am I speaking? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1598 I feel like I'm going around in circles here! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1599 I have my own office now. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1600 ...it's WAY better than Viagra, even if I do gnaw up our furniture after. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1601 Pavlovian Man 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1602 Honey, I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1603 Next, memo to maintenance. Item one, refill the bottle with chardonnay. Item two, open the door to the female's cage next to mine. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1604 But the worst is I only want to eat pellets. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1605 This is a wonderful way for me to feel that I'm really out of the rat race. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1606 The coffeemaker will be powered up in three minutes, sir. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1607 That door certainly isn't getting any closer... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1608 At least the big Guinea wigs gave me my own office. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1609 It was all the running around that appealed 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1610 Donald Trump's new energy czar 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1611 Sorry, I have to run to another meeting right now. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1612 Call Mr. Phillips and tell me we'll meet for lunch on the treadmill at 42nd and Park. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1613 Well, it *is* billable time. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1614 Let's grab coffee after my 12:30 maze. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1615 Standing desks are so two thousand sixteen 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1616 I'm aiming for the new performance projections. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1617 I think they took individualizing our Workplace Health Program a bit too far. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1618 See, we really don't need a hamster! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1619 Cancel my 12 o’clock, I’m running behind today. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1620 When the company announced it was going to switch to alternative energy sources, I had no idea they meant this. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1621 I can't go on. I'll go on. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1622 Yep, I'm fine, Mom. Still very much part of the rate race. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1623 I like this new water they've put in. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1624 Maybe not, but I'm getting there fast! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1625 In feel like we're going around in circles. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1626 Now I know why the caged bird sings. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1627 So I guess this is hell for lab techs. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1628 Just remember: it's better than sitting in a cubicle. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1629 I suppose I could have picked a better virtual reality simulation. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1630 A hamster isn't bad. Is the herring next? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1631 Reading "The Art of the Wheel" has changed my life. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1632 He's hoping he can also escape and become president 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1633 I'm working hard but I feel like I'm not making any progress. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1634 I'll do the dishes,can I stop now? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1635 These renewable energy standards are ridicules, right? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1636 Oh, you know, same old rat race. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1637 Every thousand turns a little light comes on, the door pops open and I get a cookie. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1638 Treadmill desks are so 2014. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1639 Remind me never to let my children idealize me 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1640 Sisyphus never complained about work-life balance. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1641 DaVinci said he'll draw me when I have defined abs and longer hair. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1642 Gotta run. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1643 Tell the gerbils in HR that we're outta water down here! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1644 Somehow I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels in this new job. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1645 I knew this was a rat race, but this is just ridiculous. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1646 This business is a real rat race. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1647 See, you can leave anytime. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1648 Big wheel keep on turnin'... Endorphins keep on churnin' 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1649 That's right...one salt lick and a bag of cedar chips. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1650 This new employee wellness program has me running in circles. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1651 I'll be there in a sec. Heading out the door now. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1652 I decided I would do better if I worked for myself. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1653 I asked for a new office, and they sent over a can of WD-40. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1654 Hi honey... No, still at work. Stuck in the middle of something. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1655 What really bugs me is the dress code. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1656 I feel like we're going in circles, here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1657 Google Inc. headquarters 2025 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1658 Trump's Sustainable Energy Program 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1659 The nine-to-five grind. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1660 Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1661 Erika, please schedule a 1:00 for me at the maze. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1662 I'm no more productive than I was at the standing desk, but I have acquired a taste for pellets. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1663 Adjusting my stride to work smarter, not harder. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1664 I don’t know why I thought an office would be better than a cubicle. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1665 I was always to short to ride the Ferris Wheel. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1666 15,000 is the new 10,000 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1667 When do I get paid? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1668 Listen, we've been around and around on this thing. Just get me the wood shavings report! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1669 And we're able to offer a premium-free healthcare package to employees who choose to replace their desk with a hamster wheel. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1670 I pictured the corporate ladder differently. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1671 Hello, New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? I think this time I have a winner. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1672 The stand up desk would have been fine. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1673 Good news, Honey, the company's going back to coal. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1674 Hang on, someone's tapping on the window again. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1675 At last an ACA the alt/right can live with. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1676 This should get us there faster! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1677 Yes, mom, my summer internship is giving me real world experience. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1678 Scientists report working-class hamsters evolving at unprecedented rate 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1679 Just another day on the wheel of misfortune. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1680 I'd like to order a box of candles that I can burn from both ends. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1681 I'm reconsidering working from home. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1682 Can't they just use mutated hamsters? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1683 You're right. This job is going nowhere,but the fitness benefits are terrific. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1684 I'm just about to enter. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1685 My therapist told me that going for runs would help me get outside more. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1686 If you feel like taking a spin, the door is always open. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1687 Somebody close that door, it's giving me the illusion of free will! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1688 Wait until Mike and his standing desk see this. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1689 Honey' I'm running a little late tonight 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1690 I may be a little late. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1691 Please don't rat me out! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1692 Sisyphus 2017 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1693 Are you giving me the run around again? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1694 .... I know, this is so much better than that stand up desk. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1695 The company doesn't have much of a health plan, but they do have a new exercise room. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1696 It depends on what you mean by 'progress'. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1697 Speaker Ryan speaking. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1698 Synthetics are out, sawdust stocks are going up, Up, UP! It's time to buy, trust me - I'm no Lemming. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1699 They make us run in lieu of health insurance. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1700 Sorry Honey, I'm running late. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1701 They say there's vodka in the big straw but I can never reach it ! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1702 I'm almost there Mr. President. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1703 All things considered, the alien invasion hasn't gone so badly. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1704 I can run with that. It's right in my wheelhouse. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1705 I'm pretty sure that I'm going to make my bonus this year. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1706 No, thanks, just send the pizza. I already have a drink. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1707 I assumed the corner office had a working bathroom. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1708 I knew this was a rat race 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1709 I am running twice as fast, but I'm still not getting anywhere! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1710 Nope Phil, for some reason I've just never found a need for foosball or ping pong at the office. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1711 The executive gym at Petco. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1712 It may be the same old rat race, but I can't give up the free drinks. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1713 Yeah, It know. I'll never get anywhere in this job! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1714 I'm thinking of quitting; they promised vodka. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1715 You have to admit that the rats knew how to maximize time and space. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1716 I always seem to be playing catch-up. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1717 Treadmill desks are so 2014. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1718 Is this a good time to circle back with you? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1719 I hope those giant hamsters come soon to fill my water bottle. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1720 Bob takes himself off the power grid! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1721 My Kingdom for an off-switch! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1722 Modern Man. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1723 No I'm sorry this is Hamster Relations, the other HR is line 2. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1724 JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1725 Yeah they instituted an open-door policy here at work, totally dehumanizing. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1726 We're running Comgress like a business now. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1727 Work work work! I don't think I'll ever get off of this thing! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1728 And to think that mice do this for fun! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1729 I don't think I love the new mandatory health care plan . . . 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1730 Gingersnap, Hamlet, and Whiskers. May I help you? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1731 Keeping hydrated is key. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1732 My boss has me running in a big circle. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1733 Give me a minute and I'll spin it to you another way. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1734 Then, damnit, get gerbil.org! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1735 This home office set-up gives new meaning to the rat race. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1736 I'm hamstering... can I call you back? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1737 Meet me for lunch in 300 laps. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1738 ...career with benefits... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1739 Feet, don't fail me now 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1740 Sheryl, can you send in some coffee and my morning shredded newspaper? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1741 Each employee takes turns generating power for the office. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1742 What do you mean I sound like Richard Gere? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1743 The wheel in the office goes round and round, round and round, round and round..... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1744 It was this or yoga. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1745 Populism 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1746 This is a more productive than the rat race. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1747 As time goes by. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1748 If I hit my third-quarter earnings targets, Mr. Jenkins says I can have extra food pellets! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1749 It's efficient but commuting by hamster ball is a nightmare. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1750 If I keep this up long enough, I can afford a pet hamster! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1751 Now, if I can add sex... 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1752 Ok Miss Jones, hold my calls. Time for my kibble break. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1753 This is way more effective than a standing desk. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1754 They've finally given me an office with a window! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1755 Can I call you back? I'm out for a spin right now. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1756 "I may be late tonight"! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1757 Yes, Ms. Benson, we're running a great deal for our new investors. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1758 I can't do it backwards! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1759 New thing, we get paid by the mile. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1760 Isn't standing at my work station enough? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1761 I distinctly said I needed to work on my hamstring, not my 'hamstering.' 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1762 No, not metaphorically at all. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1763 I gotta level with ya, Ted. I just don't feel like we're making progress here. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1764 I don't mind the hours, it's the hay I don't like. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1765 I really hope I get that big cog promotion. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1766 Yes, sir, Dr. Price, we are making unbelievable forward progress on that health plan. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1767 24 Hour Fitness, how may I direct your call? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1768 Yeah, the boss has me spinning my wheel again. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1769 We're just going around and around on this deal. Tell you what, I'll leave the door open. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1770 Jones, I have a meeting - bring me the hamster ball. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1771 And this is the executive bathroom. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1772 If I ever loose a bet again I must remember that any kind of wheel isn't involved for the looser. How do I get off this thing? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1773 Eerily like my natural environment. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1774 The standing desk just didn't do it for me 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
1775 Yeah, I'll hold. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
1776 The "pre-tread desk" office. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
1777 You don't even notice the squeaking after the first hour. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1778 The YMCA membership was just to much. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1779 Clean Coal! Clean Coal! Can I stop now? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1780 Dammit, I forgot my Fitbit. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1781 The life of a kept man. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1782 Despite all my rage... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1783 Have all hamsters report to my office immediately. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1784 Trumpcare is killing me. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1785 10,000 steps? I'll show you 10,000 rotations. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1786 I'm getting so tired of the rat race. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1787 Oh, nothing special just the usual rat race. Gotta run! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1788 I'll have to circle back to you on this. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1789 I should've known what Petco meant when asked to guinea-pig their wellness program. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1790 I left the rat race behind. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1791 And put this security at risk? For what? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1792 Finally catching up on my taxes. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1793 I may lose you, I’m going into a tunnel. I may lose you, I’m going into a tunnel. I may… 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1794 The promotion comes with my own water bottle. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1795 I'm telling you, George, about this new job, I just don't seem to be getting anywhere! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1796 Cheese break in 5 minutes? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1797 After this shoot for Gerbil Magazine, I need to run to an interview at Chipmunk Quarterly. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1798 Big time promotion, my foot! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1799 Getting no where in a hurry 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1800 There seems to be no end to it. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1801 I bet Jim Cramer can't do this!! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1802 I can't wait for casual Friday. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1803 right outside that door it's a-maze-ing 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1804 No, the office is fine, thank you... It's just that it's 'Gerald,' not 'gerbil.' 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1805 Well Jim, I just feel like this new project is making me run around in circles 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1806 I got caught up in the rat race. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1807 Now, he can literally chase the American dream. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1808 Do you think he knows he isn't really going anywhere? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1809 Tom,you gotta try one. When my fitness tracker goes, ding, my wife brings me lettuce! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1810 Honey, it's just the company thinks making us work out during work is cheaper than providing health insurance. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1811 It was this or the ant farm.... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1812 (Grumble, grumble)...I'll show them who's mousey... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1813 When I find out who moved my cheese . . . 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1814 I'm running late for work. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1815 Where's Vanna White? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1816 I keep having this nightmare that a giant hand is chasing me around the room. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1817 It’s the new trend, a lurkout. A lunch break and workout in one. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1818 QVC here I come. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1819 "American," Circa May 1945 thru present. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1820 People Power: The Populist Revolution 2.0 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1821 Mansplanation. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1822 This feels like a metaphor. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1823 Upwardly mobile. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1824 Together we're both. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1825 Fitbit R&D Lab 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1826 Just prepping for the weekly managers meeting. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1827 Gretchen, could you please bring in my depderant, my sneakers and a reason for living. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1828 I'll have to get back to you, my boss has got me running in circles today. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1829 This is going to negatively affect his brand. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1830 Only 95 more wheels to test run before the weekend ... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1831 Hello, Adam? It's me, Devin 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1832 Next week I get to count paper clips. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1833 Yah, so you remember when I told the boss that I was sick of this rat race? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1834 With all due respect, Mr. Fairbanks, this wasn't what I meant when I requested a deal that would bring me at least one mill. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1835 Well, I had some money left over in my flexible spending account... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1836 My life will be enjoyable when I finish this. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1837 I am running late today, honey! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1838 John decided that the gerbil race was preferable to the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1839 Did you want lettuce with that? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1840 All this wheeling and dealing isn't getting me anywhere either! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1841 Tell the giant gerbil thanks for his interest but he is overqualified for the job. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1842 My team thinks I have an open-door policy but it's just that I can't reach over to slam it shut. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1843 Training for the position of rodent exterminator? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1844 He has tunnel vision? Interesting. Bring him in for a second round. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1845 Working 9 to 5 used to take on a different meaning. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1846 You literally have your nose to a grindstone? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1847 I agree. This conversation is leading us nowhere 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1848 ..and then tomorrow I train my replacement. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1849 Welcome to the 2017 Presidential Cabinet. Please hold while we're busy making America great again. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1850 I'm on track for a corner office. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1851 Lemme put you on hold a sec -- I've gotta use the cedar chips. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1852 If your hamster can go five miles in a single night, so can I. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1853 Bob's goal was an office with an exercise ball. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1854 Noise? Oh that's just my new HAMSTERing machine. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1855 When the company entered Chapter 11, we were forced to downsize the fitness room 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1856 Note to self: First week of internship. Really making progress. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1857 May 2017: endless academic ennui 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1858 I like to think of it as my "Wheel of Fortune." 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1859 I only wheel and deal on Monday 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1860 Oh, I can walk whenever I want. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1861 An honest day's lettuce. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1862 We're going to put everything into paper towel tubes and empty tissue boxes. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1863 Feel The Burn!!! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1864 Well, studies show that sedentary desk jobs are more dangerous than Alaskan king crab fishing 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1865 A standup desk just wasn't enough. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1866 Fatcat Investments, escape the rat race with us 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1867 Sometimes I feel like I am going nowhere in this industry. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1868 Yes I'm still in the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1869 ...and I lost my Fitbit 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1870 This is the next great workout revolution. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1871 Be like me: take the money and run! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1872 I'm running in circles and going nowhere. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1873 Yes it's a great job but somehow I just feel like I never get anywhere. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1874 I'm making great progress, but they need to change the litter. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1875 Human wheel is the new treadmill 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1876 Let's go out to lunch today, I'm getting sick of pellets. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1877 Never buy a home gym from a company called Metaphor. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1878 Soulless Cycle. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1879 Running a company means taking serious steps to improve productivity. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1880 When Leonard opted out of the rat race he didn't know that this was the alternative. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1881 So the wiretapping investigation has revealed that the White seeks an investigation into wiretapping. Back to you, Dave. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1882 Believe me. Believe me. Believe me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1883 I'm at work. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1884 Wow! Who knew hamster wheels are actually a great workout for the office.? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1885 I feel like I'm not anywhere in this office. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1886 I just had to get out of the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1887 Training for marathon while family’s gerbil is at pet groomers. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1888 I should have went with the solar panels 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1889 I wanted to lose weight - but I think I am becoming a Manster. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1890 "I would prefer not to." -Bartleby the Sprinter, when asked to go out to lunch. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1891 I can't say I like my new self powered cell phone plan much...but on the plus side, I have lost 30 pounds since I switched. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1892 Whadya mean there's not enough time?!!! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1893 I love call-center work, work at home plus a free exercise program. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1894 HOUSTON...WE GOT A PROBLEM! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1895 Rat race...human race...who cares? The only thing I mind is the litter on the floor. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1896 I have an open door managerial style. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1897 I feel like a human hamster. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1898 Want to go for a run after work? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1899 Slow down and live longer. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1900 When I leave this morning I'll go right to the Rat Race next. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1901 Lunch pellets are at 2 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1902 Hi, Bill Kafka callinfg 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1903 Okay, tell President Trump I'll try to make the Oval Office a little warmer, but I'll need to reach that water, soon. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1904 Customer Service giving yet another caller the runaround. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1905 Just... need... to make it... to... the bathroom! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1906 Wheel of Fortune 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1907 The Planet of the Gerbils was Earth all along! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1908 Not sure how this works? Most companies have a ladder! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1909 I'm down with a robot taking this job. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1910 We have a pay for performance culture here 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1911 Can't believe they finally gave me a key to the executive bathroom. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1912 Have I gotten to 10,000 yet? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1913 But did I mention it's a corner office? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1914 I should've gone to SoulCycle. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1915 I always knew I'd be running this place one day. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1916 Sell. No, buy. No, mate. No, sell. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1917 Hello Donald, I got this at a garage sale. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1918 Is not going in reverse the promotion part? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1919 Yes, boss, the energy-saving plan is in full motion 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1920 Twenty pounds of cedar chips and five pounds of peanuts, next day delivery please 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1921 When's lunch? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1922 At least I'm getting my steps in. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1923 Okay Miss, try turning on the light now. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1924 Before hiring a new employee we test them to see how they handle stress. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1925 Which treaty did you say this was for? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1926 At last, I'm out of the rat race." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1927 I'm getting in shape by embracing the true nature of my job. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1928 Hold the door. I'll be there in a minute. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1929 Gives masterclasses to gerbils. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1930 I still think solar power was the way to go! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1931 ... Just on my 10:00 mindfulness practice now... being present... 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1932 Hello, PETA? I'd like to get an opinion . . . 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1933 He's really big, has red eyes, and as far as I can tell, is in terrific shape. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1934 So far..So good. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1935 At the 3 mile mark, my drug works 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1936 Marketing suggested I run through the presentation. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1937 Boy, after analyzing all the useless things we do in a day, you don't feel like hitting the wheel. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1938 I like to say, "hamster," and leave the rat and Mr. Sisyphus alone. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1939 Now I know how our gerbil felt. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1940 Can I call you back when I'm done with this metaphor? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1941 When Sam realized the wheel was the only consistent predictor in the mouse longevity experiment 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1942 The best investment in my mind is 'Water'. It's getting harder to reach every day. I'm telling everyone "Buy Water". 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1943 I'm never joining a gym/animal shelter again. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1944 New CEO's first pet. Life expectancy: Two years 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1945 I'm almost done here. Home in a few months. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1946 Can I call you back? I'm running fate. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1947 The worst of it was over, thought Jared, freshly neutered. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1948 When the stand-up desk just isn't enough. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1949 Can we go back to testing animals? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1950 Bob Mankoff will never rest on his plaudits, he will keep spinning his wheel... 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1951 The rat race meets a 10,000 step daily goal. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1952 I evolved this way because there used to be something called dry land, before the bipedals messed it up. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1953 On this week's teleconference, Bob was too chatty to realize the cage door had been left wide open. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1954 No, Gus is just my pet name. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1955 Wait a minute .... I'm coming. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1956 Yeah, I'm working from home these days, but it's still a rat race. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1957 This conversation is going nowhere. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1958 Yes, it is 'me' again. Why is it that every time I call about my cable bill your company leaves me feeling like I'm running in circles? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1959 A day without a hamster. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1960 Yes, I'm working from home now. I hated the confines of an office. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1961 Get Pavlov on the line...now! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1962 The corporate ladder was better. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1963 Sharktank said "It's not big enough and build it in Pink". 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1964 Helen, please put out a memo that the board approved the roll out of plastic balls starting next quarter. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1965 So glad I'm not in the mail room anymore. Finally feeling some dignity. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1966 I'm starting a revolution! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1967 The next Aid Station is only two miles away. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1968 Walking desks are for wimps. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1969 I always get the run-around at work. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1970 Honey! Two more minutes and we should have enough power to toast the bagels! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1971 They told me I'm in line for a corner wheel. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1972 Just another Monday, spinning my wheel. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1973 I'm calling to let you know about a "wheel revolution" in office furniture. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1974 New day, same old human race. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1975 Let me get Back to you, I'm in the middle of something 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1976 This is what I get for trying to lower my premiums. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1977 I'm just not getting anywhere with this job. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1978 listen I'm trying but I just can't seem to get any where. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1979 Trump denies his spin doctor, Spicer, is in fact a hamster. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1980 Keep Away from Runaround Stu 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1981 They say this will make me outlive Methuselah 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1982 I'm looking forward to a nice warm tunnel after this. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1983 Honey, I promise I'll be home just as soon as I finish the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1984 Let me introduce you to our company's new wellness program. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1985 We implemented an open door policy to prevent burnout. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1986 His one and only request for gym membership as a perk did not turn out well. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1987 No I don't need a break. Replacing the water with vodka was genius! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1988 To hell with the stand-up desk. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1989 Me? Busy. You? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1990 I thought this would stop after I accepted all those Linked-In requests. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1991 Yeah, the Intern is a no-show again. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1992 Moving to D.C. has definitely opened doors for me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1993 It's one way to drink on the job 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
1994 The testosterone spray is much better than the estrogen! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1995 Please inform Drew that this is technically a hamster wheel, not a rat race... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1996 Hon, I think my boss is beginning to notice me--he just told me to keep up the good pace. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1997 Going Ham(ster) on your workout. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1998 Marx was wrong, Marx was wrong, Marx was wrong... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
1999 Help, how do you stop this wheel? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2000 Alexa, order more wood chips and find a ENT doctor to come over and clean my cheek pouches. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2001 I think the "We Know Hamsters" campaign's losing steam. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2002 Standing desks are for losers. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2003 The American Dream? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2004 Then I discovered that all progress is just an illusion. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2005 Yeah, this could be it...they said I'm inner circle material. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2006 I hope they fix the treadmill soon. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2007 And schedule a lunch meeting at that new Alfalfa place. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2008 Is this what we look like to God? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2009 3,000,001, 3,000,002, 3,000,003'......... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2010 For the fish/pigeon cartoon: "Ok, I'm a rat with wings. I've decided to own it." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2011 Honey, if I leave work early tonight I'll never get ahead. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2012 C-a-d-m-e-a-n! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2013 The flip side of the future seen in 2017's Doodle 4 Google... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2014 I'm on my lunch break. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2015 I still don't understand why I need this tie! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2016 Training for yet another rat race... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2017 Husbands always treated like an animal. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2018 I don't get it why would the hamster run away from such a luxurious amenity 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2019 My cellphone is almost charged 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2020 Is this why the call it "the rat race"? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2021 The modern Sisyphus. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2022 Fitbit sales employee of the month 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2023 Invest in pedometer stock. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2024 America! America. God shed his grace on thee! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2025 The market is cyclical." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2026 It's for science they said... It'll be fun they said... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2027 I know the meeting is at two, but this required medical treatment won't allow me out the door. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2028 Big wheels keep on turning! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2029 I really feel like I'm going places. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2030 If you think this is bad, wait till you taste one of the food pellets. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2031 Progress is great, but nothing fills the day like activity. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2032 Trying to keep ahead of investigations. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2033 guns, taxes, deregulation 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2034 ''The job's gone from being a joke to a metaphor. Just like everything else.'' 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2035 David really wanted to be Employee of the Month 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2036 When Trump said he'd bring more jobs to town, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2037 Um, I know it's sustainable but do you have anything softer than cedar? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2038 They told me that I'd be out of the rat race.... 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2039 Progress on this deal has been slow in coming. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2040 Sorry, I can't leave work yet. My boss has me running in circles 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2041 Sorry about all the noise. I'm calling from my home office. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2042 Yes, I quit the rat race to work from home. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2043 Well, ok. I'll take the global warming. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2044 It's definitely a multitasking breakthrough but sometimes I can't resist dropping down on all fours to relieve myself in the wood chips... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2045 Sure, but it's just until December. I'm up for a bigger wheel. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2046 I'll find that damn hamster even if it takes all day! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2047 Cancel my one o'clock--I think I'm getting somewhere. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2048 Just think...in thirty years I can retire... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2049 Hello, Humane Society?...I have a complaint... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2050 After this, I'm getting a huge hunk of cheese. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2051 I'm not getting anywhere in this job, but the perks are good. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2052 Same old! Same old! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2053 Tell those hamsters their bathroom break is over!! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2054 The boss has a different definition of 'telecommute.' 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2055 Dr. Johnson, when will this stress be over? Dr. Johnson? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2056 The politician that will one day have to drink the water from Flint. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2057 Sisyphus Redux--Wall Street Version 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2058 What a rat race! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2059 This is an awesome break from my daily routine's vicious circle! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2060 Nope, just the seeds. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2061 How is "always"? Is "always" good for you? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2062 Okay,I'm leading the gerbil.But by how much? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2063 We just launched a corporate truth-telling initiative. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2064 Wheeling and dealing 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2065 I hear they're adding a tower to our office tomorrow. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2066 That's not workers on the roof. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2067 When do I turn to unwind this thing? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2068 For those in the corner office, turn-over was common. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2069 John thought of himself as quite the wheeler dealer 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2070 Yes, still tracking the source. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2071 Yup! Livin' the dream. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2072 Enough already! I swear never again I tell 'Putin on the ritz' joke'! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2073 They told me I was joining the rat race...someone told me wrong. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2074 Is he the new guinea pig? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2075 Gerbil? Who said gerbil? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2076 That's your toothbrush charged, Sally. Now attach the car. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2077 Shoot, I'm late for work! Can't this thing go any faster?! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2078 These workplace health programs are getting out of control. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2079 Like rodents, humans are highly motivated to run in wheels. Voluntary wheel-running is an indicator of workplace satisfaction, ambition and focus. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2080 Mom, you won't believe my new office. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2081 Must...continue...to pursue...the Russia hacking the election...story. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2082 They promoted me from gopher to hamster. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2083 Management uses Milo as a guinea pig in sales. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2084 Have I made it to success yet? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2085 I'm here on a rotating basis. The pay is peanuts but the benefits are cushy. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2086 Your new running wheel will decrease healthcare costs and provide clean energy. Buy yours today. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2087 I'm faster than the hamsters and I don't eat the plants! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2088 Dan's working on renewable energy 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2089 No, boss, that's not the sound of a big wheel. My office is right next to the railroad tracks. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2090 To hell with the rat race, I joined the gerbil race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2091 Water? It's suposed to be vodka! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2092 Yeah, it's a rat race, but it's a lot better than the boiler room. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2093 You'd think think this gig would be a bit more dress casual !? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2094 Now, if you will follow me into the next room, we find a rare example of commuter still preserved in its wild state, running late for its train. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2095 Now I know how a gerbil feels! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2096 A new spin on Spin. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2097 Being the Announcer on Wheel of Fortune has gotten much trickier these days 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2098 I think I pulled a hammy! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2099 Honey, I'll be home next May 21st. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2100 Well, if it's done nothing else, at least it's increased my sense of déjà vu. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2101 alright then. Just let me know when your phone is charged. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2102 Most days my job feels like a rat race, but that God it's only 9 to 5. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2103 I just feel like I'm running in circles 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2104 Look, as long as the hamster's numbers stay this good, no need to tell the boss about the job switch. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2105 I'm just trying to get in better shape in case I lose my White House job and am impersonated by someone on Saturday Night Live. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2106 I'll meet you at the tube, cheerio! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2107 Help me! This wheel is stuck- the water bottle spout and window sill extension go right through it." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2108 I don't seem to be getting any closer to the door. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2109 If I have to be in the rat race, I might as well enjoy it. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2110 Yikes, am I a man or a mouse? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2111 It's great for my productivity and puts a positive spin on the whole rat race concept. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2112 Wish I had brought my trainers. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2113 So you’re sure this cures cancer? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2114 The Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2115 Weeeeeeeeeee 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2116 Let me run some figures by you. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2117 I'm going to win this rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2118 I dont mind it so much, it's the only exercise that I get... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2119 I gave the gerbil the week off. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2120 No metaphor at all. I literally can't get off this hamster wheel. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2121 Listen, I'm gonna have to let you go, my cedar chip guy is calling. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2122 Memo to self: Update the dress code. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2123 Only 20 more years to retirement. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2124 A look into the American Ninja offices. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2125 Hi Hon, I've just gotten the prototype working! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2126 I had to get out of the rat race! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2127 It was the only way I could get my daily 10,000 steps in. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2128 Wow! This is exactly where I saw myself in five years! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2129 As the king of turnaround specialists, I've returned countless unicorns to solvency. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2130 Apparently, it wasn't cute to ask for a "pro-motion" 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2131 Give me a few more days, I feel like I'm really starting to make some progress 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2132 BodyShredder! Work out! Have fun! All while disappearing those pesky records linking you to Russia. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2133 Apartment available. Modern living setup perfect for those who work from home. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2134 Ok. I'll meet you at the White House as soon as I'm done here. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2135 I'm going to need the flea powder in a minute, Angie. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2136 Success is right around the corner! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2137 You gotta get one! My fitness tracker put me back in control of my life... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2138 Why don't I take the tube and meet you at Charing Cross? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2139 Everyone says New York apartments are small, but mine goes on for days! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2140 Sir, I'm sorry but you misunderstood when the staff requested an exercise room. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2141 Yes, sir. I'm running those numbers as we speak. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2142 Martha, I want that auto-feeder yesterday. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2143 So this the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2144 Western Meditation 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2145 I've tried to lick, press 1 and say 'more water', but nothing seems to work. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2146 Great, but are the lights on upstairs ? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2147 I can't stop running in circles climbing the corporate ladder - please promote me! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2148 I only use it when it's raining. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2149 I'll call you back. I've got to run to another meeting. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2150 Look how cute! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2151 At my last job I felt like a rat in a cage. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2152 Thank you for calling GERBILS-R-US. How may I help you? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2153 Our office decorator was way too much into metaphors! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2154 Yes, a nice pair of running shoes would be a good birthday present. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2155 I feel like we're getting nowhere. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2156 Mission Impossible 6: "Mission Meaningless" 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2157 Are you sick and tired of your standing desk? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2158 I don't believe that 'if the door shuts, a window opens' nonsense. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2159 My investigation is really moving ahead--but before I say anything I'd like to close the door. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2160 I've taken the standing desk to the next level. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2161 Tweeting is for the birds. I'm going to win the rat race! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2162 My hamster thinks I need to lose weight. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2163 You think your standing desk is cool? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2164 I actually miss my stand-up desk. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2165 So where's my prize? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2166 Some people think this company is cagey. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2167 I'm never going to be there. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2168 I will not compare this to Washington politics, I will not compare this to Washington politics, I will not.... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2169 Beats the rat race 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2170 Despite the administration’s executive order, I am continuing my banana peal research at the NIH. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2171 Ultimately, it was the isolation that that got to Barry. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2172 Hey, what's up with you? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2173 Hang on a sec ... I forgot my briefcase! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2174 When the robots took control, they thought we could stand to lose a few. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2175 You got the wrong guy, I'm the designer... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2176 I can handle the pointlessness, it the mortality salience that gets me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2177 Run, run, run, run, I gotta run, I gotta run, woo, woo, I gotta run. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2178 "This conversation seems to be going in circles". 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2179 Fox News spin doctor on deck circle. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2180 Could someone please close the door? The other options are distracting. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2181 The new company's exercise wheel and water bottle does make work more efficient, but I draw the line if they want me to use the cedar chips. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2182 Siri, when do we get a break? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2183 Oh I up to the same old thing! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2184 It's a great job. They give me everything I need to survive. I just hate the damn squeaking. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2185 The gym at CNN 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2186 Above all, I'm being productive. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2187 Just a few more steps, and I'll reach the water... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2188 Gotta run. I'll meet you later for happy hour at the water bowl. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2189 After his mundane daily office tasks became automated, Frank zealously transitions into his new daily routine. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2190 ARE THE LIGHTS ON NOW HONEY ? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2191 But I'll get a 'step increase' and water when I face forward and spin backwards. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2192 With the promotion, I get Astroturf and a treadmill. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2193 No wonder hamsters stay in shape! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2194 Honey, I'll be a little late. My paperwork is just plain shredded and I can't make it out the door. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2195 I feel like we're going in circles. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2196 I preferred the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2197 I'm really getting tired of this rate race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2198 Yea, I'm still Trying to find out who moved my cheese.... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2199 Fifteen more minutes and you should have enough energy to start using the computers again. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2200 The ad said "Recharge Your batteries!" I thought I was buying a Caribbean cruise. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2201 Yeah I'm STILL training for the NASA astronaut program. What? Yes I'm very serious about this mom, I need my space. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2202 I get the whole active lifestyle thing, but this thing is a little ridiculous. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2203 I'm on my way out the door. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2204 I mean it this time -- just one more bonus. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2205 These new pre-employment physicals suck! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2206 okay sir is your refrigerator running now? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2207 Should be home for dinner. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2208 No thanks, I don't want to go to spin class tonight. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2209 I call it Hamsterobics... Hello? Shark Tank Pitch Line?... Hello? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2210 Beats a standing desk. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2211 The job's OK, but the carrrot-only lunch is a bit much. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2212 This office really FEELS like a rat race..... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2213 This project is building momentum. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2214 I just don't anticipate running into any forks in the road. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2215 "It was this or Politics... I'm happy with my decision." - John on his first day in Metaphor R&D 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2216 I think I'll put my name in for the position in the Maze Department 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2217 Jensen never realized his true situation until it was too late. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2218 Sisyphus has nothing on me ..... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2219 I'm so glad I didn't waste my money on a treadmill! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2220 No, I'm good. We can keep going. They just brought in fresh shavings. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2221 George found out how fit his pet was, so he followed their lead. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2222 Okay, but I draw the line at eating insects! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2223 This office gym is great. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2224 Our electricity bills for shredding have dropped to almost nothing since I introduced this! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2225 No, this is how I unwind after the rat race 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2226 I feel like my career is going nowhere. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2227 Now I know why the hiring manager said I remind him of a gerbil. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2228 WILL JOIN RAT RACE FOR CHEESE. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2229 Sunrise, sunset... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2230 Yeah, they finally put down sawdust so I can shit myself in peace. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2231 Oh, just keeping fit so I can continue to inflict misery on others. And you, Mr. President? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2232 Kevin changed his mind and determined he would do whatever it takes to CRUSH in the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2233 My boss tells me if I pick up the pace, I will get to where I'm going a lot faster. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2234 Just another day in the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2235 Well, at least it's healthier than my old cubicle. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2236 FASTER, FASTER PLEASE THE MASTER 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2237 Honey, I have to stay a little late at the office. My Fitbit shows I fell a little short today. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2238 Honey, you were right. This new job is likely not going to be a real resume builder. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2239 It's a rat race, but at least I get my own window! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2240 Doctor, are my pellets supposed to be red? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2241 I'm getting a lot of background noise on this call. Can everybody please go on mute? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2242 I've never been happier. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2243 Tell management it's not in our wheelhouse. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2244 Hello? I'd like to order an Uber... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2245 And that's what we did before the recession... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2246 Hello, Front Desk? Drew in #563. Can I get a snack and water refill? Maybe a bathroom-break or shift-relief? I'm losing wheel-power. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2247 I know we needed an excuse to shred the files, but after the audit I want my desk back. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2248 Sometimes I just feel like a guinea pig. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2249 I'd heard Jeff Bezos was hard to work for, but sheesh! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2250 Helen, can you call our hospitality staff and see if they have sugar water? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2251 It beats being home with the kids. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2252 How did you know I was wearing a Fitbit? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2253 It's not that I mind being treated like a rodent, but the torn newspaper carpeting is an insult. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2254 You have me running around in circles! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2255 What 'Smashing Pumpkins' song are you referring to? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2256 I may be be losing weight, Jones, but my wife just ate three of our children. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2257 You work just to stay still. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2258 Stuart works at home to avoid rat race 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2259 All my life's a circle 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2260 Or you could adjust the sensitivity level for the motion detector lights… 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2261 The agent said the gym was in-house. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2262 Who says there's no escaping this rat race? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2263 Customer support? Hey, how do I get off this thing? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2264 "All right, you took my desk, my chair, my coatrack, but this is MINE." Robert L Ferrante Shelton, CT 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2265 My job makes me feel like I'm on a treadmill. Thank God I have this exercise to relax me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2266 This ratrace is killing me. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2267 You think after I beat the hamster they'd at least crack the window a bit! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2268 I told that stupid real estate agent to find me a house in the Hamptons. Not the Hamsters. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2269 Because I'm happy??yyy...Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2270 Guess what, mom--I got the big wheel corner office. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2271 Stop the world, I want to get off! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2272 When you’re trying to get off the hamster wheel but you also need that beach body. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2273 Good News / Bad News: The boss can't hear my squeaky wheel. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2274 Jesus take the wheel. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2275 C'mon, 10K! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2276 It's the only that that keeps me from running away. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2277 I wanted to run for office, but my wife thought I was out of shape. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2278 Gonna be a little late dear, I have to field test the Runco 900,000K training module for durability. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2279 The hamster myth of Sisyphus. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2280 Wheel of Missed Fortune 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2281 'I think I pulled a hamster' 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2282 Well how else do you expect me to survive the rat race? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2283 Yes, I am going somewhere with this. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2284 I hope I don't get stuck up a gerbil's ass tonight. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2285 Yeah, well, it's more upscale than the treadmill we had before. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2286 Dad, I can't thank you enough for your 'legacy' to get me into Harvard B. School! Guess what I am doing now? Awesome stuff, Dad! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2287 Oh, just wheeling and dealing. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2288 If I just didn't see the shadows on the hall, I would be content here. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2289 They should start putting coconut water in the feeder. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2290 Well, it's a living. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2291 I'm not sure the new transparency is good for moral. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2292 The road to tenure. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2293 "...and that was your morning news update from "AROUND HERE". 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2294 I thought only mice did this. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2295 "Wheel of _ _ _ _ _ Michigan" (F l i n t) 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2296 Who knew the corporate ladder would become both its means and its end. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2297 I'm almost into tomorrow 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2298 Four years of college, just to join the Rat Race! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2299 the 99% 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2300 To hell with a standing desk! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2301 They did say I was to be the guinea pig of an experiment 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2302 Ok, Ok, I promise I will pay the electric bill! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2303 Mary, I'll stop when the cycle is over. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2304 As soon as Edna left, Dick regretted his "You screw like a gerbil! comment. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2305 My wife got me into this new thing- it's called "spinning." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2306 I told them the standing desk was a slippery slope. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2307 Mary would be Proud 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2308 I have-a win-dow off-ice. I have-a win-dow off-ice.... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2309 Forget the morning commute, this is wheel exercise. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2310 Someone get in here, I just pulled a Hammie. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2311 Good news, Honey. I'm out of the Rat Race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2312 Actually, Thursday is good. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2313 One more sale and I get a sip of water! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2314 Could you hold while I run that by my supervisor? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2315 ...on the plus side I have a much lower deductible. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2316 I'm rolling along, business is fine, 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2317 Nah! Standing desks are for lemmings! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2318 It's Gerbil Buddhism; beats the cyclic existence at the office. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2319 Fifty years after "2001: A Space Odyssey" and this is as close as we are to a space ship to Jupiter. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2320 They told me that if I work hard the rewards will follow. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2321 Ten more minutes, then back to the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2322 Some days, I'm just running around in circles. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2323 No, you are not causing me to hyperventilate, sir. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2324 I should have gone with the rat race. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2325 Simon says run, Simon says breathe, Simon says "Take your data and stick it." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2326 How about thirsty? Is thirsty good for you? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2327 And if I hit my sales quota for the month, they let me fill the bottle with beer on Fridays. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2328 Making goal... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2329 Let me circle back to that. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2330 I'll be right there. I'm running late. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2331 Apple patent application sketch for a green iPhone charging station. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2332 Hurry, hurry, I'm late! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2333 Ever feel like you're just spinning your wheels at work? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2334 Just wait for me. I'm almost at the door. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2335 You never realize the abuse until it happens to you. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2336 Thanks for calling Hamster & Associates. We run circles around our competition! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2337 I'll be needing some fresh wood chips very soon. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2338 I know I said I wanted to get out of the rat race, but now it just feels like I'm rat-racing from home. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2339 Mom! I got the promotion! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2340 Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2341 Woohoo!!! No more stupid cubicles! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2342 They always said you were going to be the guinea pig. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2343 It's a delivery order. Lettuce leaves, carrot cubes, your signature seed assortment, and as many jumbo bags of wood shavings as you've got. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2344 Honey!!! We Shrunk Ourselves 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2345 I working off that lettuce I nibbled on earlier. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2346 Sorry, I can't talk now; I've got to run. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2347 My altimeter seems a bit off. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2348 I'm telling you, the standing desk is just a gateway to office hacks far more hardcore. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2349 Yeah, I'm prepping in case Spicer steps down. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2350 I don't care what the west coast offices are doing. We are not putting wood shavings in the bathroom! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2351 "I'll be home late honey, I'm wheely working hard today. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2352 Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2353 It's not like at my last company where everyone was squirrel caging all the time." 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2354 Destiny. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2355 Hey, Dernavich, are those banana peels or fish on the floor? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2356 The door's open for everybody. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2357 Run! The hamsters are coming! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2358 I thought the want ad said "Habitat for Humanity"! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2359 3000 more and it's a new world record! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2360 Beats paying the electric bill. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2361 No, but I get school credit. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2362 This is no way to get ahead. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2363 Cityphus 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2364 This must be heaven, there's no end in sight. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2365 No, really I'm fine. Besides, I like their open door policy. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2366 Wait, you mean all this time I was in the rat race, I was just racing against myself? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2367 I'm working on my self-image---AND charging my cell phone!! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2368 The fun is in the chase 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2369 I think I'm finally getting out of here tonight, Dave. Maintenance forgot to close the door after changing my bedding. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2370 I hate these new style treadmills! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2371 The cedar shavings are a nice touch, if not a little primitive. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2372 Another 6 months and I get a corner office. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2373 Tell them I'll call as soon as I get back! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2374 Remember Ted, if you stop, duck! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2375 ...press 8; for all other departments, press 9; to repeat this menu, press 0... 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2376 And call the Pellet Hut and have them send over lunch. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2377 Sounded better on the poster. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2378 I just feel like I can never get to the cheese. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2379 I guess you could say it's a dead-end job. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2380 Given that water and food supply replenished itself, he never consider stepping off the wheel. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2381 Bird on a wire? No, I don't think that's the term I'm looking for. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2382 Yeah, I'll split a worm with you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2383 I'll have my after-work whiskey straight up, so the ice doesn't jam my sipping tube 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2384 I can't talk now. I'm running to the office. I'll grab something along the way. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2385 I didn't realize spin doctor meant a whirly gig. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2386 ...and they say they work me like a caged animal psh 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2387 Well, telecommuting isn't as easy as I thought it would be. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2388 I'm coming, Boss! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2389 I'm running around in circles. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2390 It was this or get replaced by a rat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2391 I'll do anything to get rid of this rug! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2392 Honey! I fixed the squeak! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2393 I sure do hope that's not Richard Gere at the door. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2394 A night with my crew? My girl keeps me round and round and round...like... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2395 Trust me. Its coming around again. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2396 I always pictured the rat race outside. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2397 Thanks for cleaning my office, can you close the door now. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2398 Sure, but it could be worse. The woman one office over is pulling in 20% less. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2399 Have we reached the pinnacle of history yet? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2400 Ladder my #%*€¥ 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2401 Yeah dude, a real wheel. It's my lunch break workout. Helps me relate to clients. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2402 (Spoiler alert!) 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2403 You'll know him when you see him. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2404 I hope this is the way to the treats. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2405 Gotta go, the Big Cheese is on the other line. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2406 I just got promoted from the rat-race to the treadmill! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2407 This sales cycle is getting out of hand. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2408 I'm neither fish nor fowl. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2409 Everything is possible with stretchy pants. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2410 I think Google has finally jumped the shark. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2411 The Rat Race for Dummies. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2412 Well, I figured a Hamster Wheel would be better than getting into the Rat Race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2413 These days, it's more of a hamster race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2414 I need to save some of this water for retirement. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2415 Can I call you back? I'm caught up in the rat race again! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2416 This beats working at my desk - I can do it all: get my work done through voice connections, hydrate and exercise. Mmmm - it's time to order pizza! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2417 Planet of the Hamsters 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2418 Consumer Reports. How may I direct your call? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2419 Danny and Sandy, I've been told you have the word to help my situation. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2420 No, everything is perfectly normal on my end. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2421 My therapist told me not to run away from my problems. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2422 Hi dear. I know it sounds bad, but I'm at work. Believe me... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2423 May I help run you in circles? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2424 To train for the "rat race", you have to think like a rat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2425 Our kids spend too much time in front of screens. I heard that on a podcast a few minutes ago. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2426 I love my habitherapy. Be right down! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2427 I'm running a little late. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2428 Most boring job I've ever had-but the pay is great! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2429 I said, " Extra Cheese, Dammit!" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2430 I'd be willing to bet they won't work nearly as hard for you as I do. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2431 The perfect open door policy is ready to be implemented! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2432 "Get up to speed on it" yourself! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2433 I don't think this conversation is getting us anywhere. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2434 Hey boss. I still don't see any hamsters. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2435 How can I do quality work, when the Drink Me is low and my straw needs changing? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2436 The human race is going to rats! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2437 Where's the toilet? I'm not comfortable going with the door open. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2438 This isn't the kind of "lab work" I was expecting. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2439 Training to win the rat race 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2440 Benevolent hampster Overlords, my ass! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2441 Sorry, I can't attend. I'm in a mid-level management training class called Going Nowhere Fast. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2442 It's the only way I can reach the new goal of 15,000 steps daily. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2443 Millennium Man 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2444 Minnie, can you order in a cheese plate for my lunch date with Mickey. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2445 Give all you can to: Save the Gerbils. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2446 Wish that hamster would be back from his morning break! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2447 I bet the hamster got out with the door open...... I'll run and see 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2448 Pat, hold my calls. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2449 How close I am to Friday. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2450 I do not feel like I am making any progress these days 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2451 Push the lunch meeting back! I think I'm getting somewhere here. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2452 I'll be on my way home once I get around this next curve. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2453 Internship Day #1 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2454 The Y membership expired so I thought "what the Hell". This thing will be paid off in 2044 , it powers microwave and I can depreciate it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2455 Not now, I'm falling behind We'll talk later. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2456 That new juice seems to be working but it's given me the runs. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2457 Are you sure that this is what Corporate meant by 'an order of ratatouille'? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2458 Rodney's Rodent Wheels, this is Rodney! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2459 I never expected this when they said 'powered by the Cloud.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2460 All these years I thought it was just a joke. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2461 The scientists said that when they spliced hamster DNA into my DNA, that I would have more energy. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2462 A rat I am. A rat I remain. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2463 I'll gladly suffer a monotonous job for an office with a window. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2464 Let's circle back. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2465 This corner office came with a bigger wheel!!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2466 The finish line must be coming up soon. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2467 This must be like Crossfit, because I can't stop talking about it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2468 I shouldn't have moved to D.C. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2469 Yeah, HR told me to Guinea Pig this new cyclical workplace prototype all week. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2470 I just don't feel like I am getting anywhere with this new client. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2471 Hello? Tell the boss I've just about finished the project. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2472 Training for the rat race 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2473 Can you hear me now? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2474 I think I can. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2475 Only 10 more minutes to a promotion. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2476 Stop looking at me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2477 I'll just tell my parents you're an alternative bird. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2478 O.K. It's your turn honey---HONEY/ 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2479 Now I know why the snake poops Fitbits. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2480 Larry began to realize he'd misconstrued his CEO's conception of "generating revenue." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2481 For food, press squeek; for water press squeek squeek. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2482 well for one thing, it keeps me from gnawing on the door 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2483 Rat race? What are you getting at? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2484 I can assure you we're moving very quickly on this thing. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2485 I'm sorry your cable has been out so long. Sounds like you've been getting the runaround. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2486 when multi tasking goes wrong 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2487 I'm just filling in for the Gerbil,who is on a coffee break 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2488 Mr. President, how much longer 'til you need that liberal perspective on healthcare. I'd like to get out of the rat race, in a manner of speaking. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2489 My own fault for saying I knew what an in-turn position entailed... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2490 I know, but it turns out this is the best way to keep my cell battery charged. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2491 One hamster, and supersize it! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2492 I get paid in wood chips 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2493 This office really gives you a run for your money. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2494 Three more kilowatt hours generated and I get Friday off! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2495 They didn't tell me the corporate ladder went in circles. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2496 Can't talk now - gotta run. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2497 Help I'm being held captive by a giant hamster 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2498 I feel great! Let them repeal Obamacare! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2499 nothing much, just the usual rat race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2500 Just another day in Paradise! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2501 "This was not my idea of a seven to five." Explanation: wheel is a clock; his legs are its arms. Corporate drudgery and whatnot. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2502 Yes, I have been busy, but lately it feels more like hamster busy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2503 Perhaps my Crossfit habit has gone too far 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2504 Being the office rat has its perks. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2505 I was feeling confined by my desk. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2506 I know it's your pet project but you need to keep me in the loop. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2507 I still need a mate, and make sure she's not a shrew. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2508 I want to hit the ground running when we close this deal. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2509 No time for lunch today. I'll just gnaw on the front door for a while. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2510 Don't worry, boss. I'm finally getting somewhere! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2511 it's great to finally get away from the rat race! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2512 Corporate's new flatulence free zone for senior executives. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2513 Hey, Honey, you were right. Taking this temp job for Gerbil, Inc. was a bad idea. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2514 When the Marketing guys said they needed a guinea pig, he assumed they meant something like a focus group for beer. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2515 I'm working late again, honey, but I really feel like I'm getting somewhere. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2516 Sorry, off to the gym in a few minutes, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2517 I'm not stopping until my wheel is bigger than his! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2518 This is the last time I'll be a guinea pig for your research experiments. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2519 I missed the rat race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2520 "It's not quite 'Hamilton,' but there's something artisanal about it.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2521 Don't fuss. A plain cheese omelet will be fine. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2522 Sorry; can't talk now. Gotta run . . . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2523 While your out, I need some more grasshoppers and mealworms. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2524 They're treating me well, Honey. I'm running this place. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2525 Yes, we will continue to buck the 'corporate casual' trend; business is, after all, serious. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2526 No, they gave the promotion to the gerbil down the hall. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2527 Captions galore beats four on the floor. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2528 I'll get around to it later. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2529 This isn't worth cheaper electric bill. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2530 I could do without on-site corporate fitness facility. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2531 I'm almost there...or away from there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2532 Kinesiology and textile experts agree: yoga pants are out! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2533 New franchise name, the Rat Race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2534 My workout? Ten minutes running around, followed by tiny bites from a carrot. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2535 Yes, I'll come over to your office once I have my glutes really fired up. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2536 Well, at least it's the fast lane. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2537 I got sick of the rat race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2538 Water, water, but never a drop to reach 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2539 I can handle the pointlessness, it the mortality salience that gets me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2540 I don't do rat races. I'm in wheel estate. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2541 People at work call me Hammy, I don't know why 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2542 In this room, we test each applicant's Emotional Intelligence to confirm whether they would be a good fit in our corporate culture. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2543 I'm closer than ever. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2544 Lately I've been having trouble getting around. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2545 How many times do I have to tell HR I use the men's room! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2546 Help......the Giant Hamster is getting his own back! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2547 While selecting an alternative energy choice, Stan makes a poor choice. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2548 What - no Bosco?! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2549 The desk turned out to be redundant. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2550 It's a great addition to the home office. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2551 Joe's job was strange, but it kept him out of the pool halls..... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2552 I still can't believe they won't let me work remotely. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2553 "I'm on to their racket. I'm doing exactly what they think I should be doing. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2554 I still feel like I'm spinning my wheel. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2555 People laugh at me sculpting this ass to stay ahead of the trend now, but people also laughed at my housing bubble predictions too. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2556 Finally, a task I can finish. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2557 I tell you Bill, I'm so close to closing this deal I can taste it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2558 These productivity sessions have gone way too far. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2559 There's just one thing I don't like about this new job. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2560 Not what I had in mind when I asked for the treadmill desk. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2561 It's a Rat Race! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2562 Another mile, another dollar! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2563 "Even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat" - Gavin "The Hamster" Jones 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2564 Thanks, but no thanks, I have everything I need. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2565 Would someone please shut the door! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2566 This wasn't the ergonomic set up I expected 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2567 A standing desk? Pfft! No one's tying me to a desk. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2568 I see where the lab animals messed up 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2569 Shhh! They don't know I put booze in the water bottle. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2570 Whad'ya mean Rumplestiltskin won't be here for another hour? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2571 This is ridiculous. Right? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2572 Employee Wellness Room at ForYourPets Company 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2573 I should never have fired that hamster. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2574 cursorial editorial 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2575 "Who am I kidding"? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2576 Whattayamean I don't sound relaxed? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2577 We're pitching it as a zero-emissions workstation. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2578 Leaving the rat race was the best thing I've ever done. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2579 Great news, Mom. I got promoted out of the cubicle. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2580 ... and I save time by pooping in the corner. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2581 I'll get back to you as soon as I get out of this rat race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2582 One more bottle of beer on the wall, one more bottle of beer, if that bottle happens to fall, no more bottles of beer on the wall. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2583 7:25 o'clock, gotta go till 8:00. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2584 Gotta run! I'll call you back after another 1,000 laps on the hamster wheel. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2585 What's the rodent's time next door? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2586 Yeah, it's a great place to work! I definitely feel like I'm making progress 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2587 It's not the wheel that bothers me. It's the fact that everyone else got mazes, too. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2588 Whenever I need to feel rejuvenated, I run the opposite direction. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2589 He was told assertive women are viewed as bossy. He was warned that mansplaining isn't appreciated. Still, Steve persisted in tweeting "Not all men.." at every female journalist he could find. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2590 If I am going to do the rat race, I thought I would first try the real thing. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2591 Ten more rotations and I'll be at my goal weight! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2592 Hold on - I think I smell cheese!!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2593 Am I the only one around here breaking a sweat? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2594 My headset is totally green-powered. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2595 Why would Bob encourage me to climb the ladder to success? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2596 This is, (Pant, pant) better, (Pant) then my old Elliptical! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2597 Tell him I have other fish to fry. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2598 Another tremendous success doctor! Ship this one off to the Homeland Security, and send in the next gerbil. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2599 I THOUGHT THE MAZE WAS A LOT MORE FUN! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2600 The definition of insane is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2601 I ordered Sauvignon Blanc not Chardonnay! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2602 Tell PETA we're ready to settle. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2603 Mildred, hold all my calls - in your cheeks. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2604 Yeah, it's good for my back and all that. But I gotta say, I'm a little jealous of my neighbor. He's got one of those Fucking Desks, the desks you can fuck. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2605 I just don't feel like I'm getting anywhere in the company. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2606 I'm really spinning my wheels over this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2607 ...actually, I kinda miss the rat race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2608 Believe me, I'm making great progress every day. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2609 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to on Wheel of Fortune. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2610 With no particular place to go. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2611 you mean I get beer in the bottle if I continue 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2612 Hamster, this is Squirrel! Buy four shares of Clean Coal now! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2613 What rat race? Down right Sisyphean, if you ask me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2614 The Great Gerbil Revolt of 2017 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2615 Because standing desks are for amateurs that's why! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2616 How is that progress report coming? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2617 Power section, here. Yes?. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2618 Destination infinity! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2619 I asked for sparkling, not still! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2620 No wonder my hamster is still so fat 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2621 This one-the-nose metaphor gives great cardio. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2622 Not the wheel of fortune he envisioned. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2623 He works at an amazing company and he's a bright kid. If you ask me? I'd say that he's on the fast track to success. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2624 Goodbye Norma Jean.. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2625 I'm almost out of energy vodka. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2626 They told me it was a promotion! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2627 I thought we were supposed to be getting standing desks. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2628 Only 37 years to go... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2629 Let's schedule for after 30,000 steps. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2630 "The mail room at the Hampster Building, NYC... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2631 Tuesday's bad. I have a call on renewable energy with Beckett that never ends. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2632 Yes, Johnson, something salty for lunch today as well. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2633 The Ratkins Diet 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2634 I'll call you back in five. Time for my pellet. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2635 Either you shouldn't look down, or I shouldn't look up. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2636 Hello, Acme Small Rodent Control. How may I direct your call? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2637 I absolutely hate this Obamacare physical therapy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2638 Honestly, it's all I ever hoped for... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2639 Honey, I'll be late tonight. They're throwing more bananas at me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2640 I'll get it! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2641 Hello? Yes...Please cancel my 2 o'clock. Bring me the Morgessen file and more shredded newspaper while you're at it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2642 I'm sorry - I just haven't been able to catch up. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2643 Got tired of the grindstone. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2644 This makes me so thirsty 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2645 A popular house pet, that was brought to the United States in 1954. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2646 Do you suffer from back pain? Or feel that you never are winning "the race"? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2647 I love it. It even has a window! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2648 We call this "the open door policy" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2649 I'm part of a beta program here combining energy independence and wellness. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2650 The four year open door policy at the EPA.... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2651 I knew we shouldn't have gotten rid of the waterfalls. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2652 Man, am I thirsty! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2653 Hamster World! This is Puffball speaking. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2654 Barring traffic, I should be there...never! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2655 So this is what they mean when they say it's a rat race ... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2656 I can't believe this Rat Race that I've got myself in. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2657 at the Gerbil Research Institute for Humans 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2658 No, I haven't decided to jump off the old treadmill and retire. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2659 This new project I'm working on has me running in circles. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2660 Door? What door? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2661 The new roulette endurance training program 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2662 After 17 years of therapy, Davis still thinks he is a hamster. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2663 I'm not all that happy about my part in this research project? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2664 Sir, I can confirm that no matter how fast I go, I'm getting no closer to the coffee machine. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2665 Silicon Valley companies have stranger and stranger ideas on modern workspaces. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2666 I feel I'm just going in circles at work. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2667 "Well Senator, I don't seem to be getting anywhere." Life inside the Beltway. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2668 The new job is fine. Still feel as if I'm stuck on an endless treadmill though. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2669 Just grabbing a quick drink. I'm on my way. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2670 Standing desks are for underachievers. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2671 Nike's new office-letic line is made for the rat race 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2672 No, sorry. I'm too busy right now to go for a walk. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2673 I said I'm running in the office, not running for office. I know better than to just spin my wheels. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2674 Yes, I did say, "Employees are our greatest asset." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2675 I'll be home soon-- I'm running late. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2676 I wonder if the boss will get the point! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2677 American patriot seeking the alternative truth that will set him free. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2678 Is there anyway I could be considered for the rat race? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2679 Never ask me again whether I am a man or a mouse 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2680 Jim the manager stars in "Planet of the Hamsters." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2681 One Night at the Trump'sterb Surrogate Farm 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2682 I'm really enjoying the perks working at Kia 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2683 I'm in hot water if I do, and I'm in hot water if I don't. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2684 Lately I feel like I have just been spinning my wheels. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2685 For some reason, no matter what you say, I can't shake the feeling that we are spinning our wheels on this issue. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2686 Hamsters will never stand for this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2687 But you said I was auditioning to be one of Pavlov's dogs! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2688 Hello - I calling to talk to you about the latest innovation in treadmills 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2689 It finally feels like progress. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2690 John thought thinking outside the box would get him ahead with his new boss. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2691 An endorphin high is essential for this meeting! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2692 I’m in hamster wheel sales; how else you gonna sell ‘em? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2693 I'm running, but I can't keep up! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2694 "Join our company. You'll be a big wheel," they said. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2695 It all started with the standing desk. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2696 All trends show a positive trajectory. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2697 Gotta train for the rat race 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2698 I just hope Richard Gere doesn't find me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2699 Hello, my name is Brad. We appreciate your business. Your call is important to us. Sorry for the inconvenience. Good-bye. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2700 This conversation is going circular. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2701 According to the management consultant, "it's the journey that counts" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2702 "It's kind of like a hedge fund; if we don't make a lot of money, we'll at least have a lot of scrapings. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2703 I don't seem to be getting anywhere on the McIntosh deal. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2704 White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus getting some exercise inside the Oval Orifice of President Trump. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2705 "He spent years trying to climb the corporate ladder in vain, and finally went mad". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2706 With fossils and renewables off the grid, accounting was all that was left. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2707 This is my karmic payback for being an exterminator in my past life. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2708 Okay, I can already see I'm not going to get anywhere working here. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2709 Hamster, Carrot, & Stick-- This is Hamster Speaking. Stick just took Carrot to lunch. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2710 I'm sorry, it's either me or the cat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2711 I'm getting nowhere on the Henderson account. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2712 We left the door open 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2713 Please hold. All of our operators are running their asses off. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2714 Let me circle back to you on that. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2715 But the producers said this was for "Wheel of Fortune" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2716 Damn, I forgot to put on my Fitbit. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2717 And I thought this would be better than the rat race 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2718 Productivity is up but it may be time to clean the cage. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2719 Look, I gotta run. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2720 I don't know if I am a man dreaming that I am a mouse, or a mouse dreaming that I a man! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2721 Honey, time to replace the bedding! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2722 Now, back to our White House correspondent.... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2723 Honey, it's a twofer: Chief Net Partiality Officer sucks, but my frickin' heart is in beast mode and our insurance discount is 'uge. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2724 I keep going around in circles. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2725 Hello, payroll?! Where's my commission check?!..I don't close deals in my hamster wheel for my health! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2726 I'm running late again. Meet you at 9 for pellets and a few drops of water? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2727 ...and it completely eliminates all that time I used to waste in the bathroom. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2728 I can't believe that a tie is required. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2729 Retro treadmill 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2730 Got to stay in some kind of loop. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2731 Can't wait till I get home sweet home to my habitrail. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2732 Ryan began to suspect that Atlas, the hamster, might not be returning. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2733 It's the first clinical trial of modern capitalism. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2734 The new company gym design needs work 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2735 Shakin' it here, boss. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2736 Green energy...got me workin like an animal 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2737 This year I'm taking home the Gold in our Annual Rat Race! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2738 Note to self," Bag shavings, Get new bag, Run in circles." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2739 Hey Phil, I think I know what the rats are thinking 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2740 But sir, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2741 I feel like I'm finally starting to get ahead at work. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2742 I don't feel like I'm getting anywhere working at home. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2743 I'm making this office great! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2744 Roger! Coming asap. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2745 Let's see...I've got 20 more minutes on the wheel, my 11 o'clock carrot and then some rolling around in the wood shavings...sorry, I am just fully booked until after lunch. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2746 I could do this all night. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2747 I've integrated my work and exercise schedules, but it's just not going anywhere! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2748 Revenues are up at least 30 per cent since we've been powering the building through these rat races. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2749 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2750 No, no, the only thing I resent is they don't put vodka in the water bottle. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2751 Ma, it's the Circle of Life, not the rat race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2752 Honey, CrossFit costs too much time and money. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2753 More pellets! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2754 I think I'm finally starting to get somewhere! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2755 Ernie, do you know if the local Korean BBQ delivers? Extra kimchi, please! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2756 "Alvin and The Gerbils", I like it ! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2757 I'll be there in a minute. I'm almost out the door. 1.0476