Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Listen, I've got to run. |
1.7938 |
0.05463 |
194 |
80 |
74 |
40 |
1 |
No wonder this gym was so cheap. |
1.6984 |
0.02889 |
862 |
479 |
164 |
219 |
2 |
Honey, I've been put on the fast track. |
1.6718 |
0.05513 |
195 |
100 |
59 |
36 |
3 |
It started with a stand-up desk. |
1.6532 |
0.04414 |
297 |
155 |
90 |
52 |
4 |
It’s Karma !! But who’da thunk the hamsters would inherit the earth? |
1.6494 |
0.03519 |
522 |
292 |
121 |
109 |
5 |
Can I call you back? I'm on a roll. |
1.6244 |
0.04992 |
197 |
99 |
73 |
25 |
6 |
Everything's running smoothly up here. How are things in maze? |
1.6242 |
0.06133 |
149 |
80 |
45 |
24 |
7 |
What goes around comes around, believe me. |
1.5769 |
0.03960 |
286 |
150 |
107 |
29 |
8 |
pD piety, pD piety, pD piety, … |
1.5769 |
0.04372 |
286 |
164 |
79 |
43 |
9 |
The pay is good but they treat us like animals. |
1.5745 |
0.04393 |
282 |
162 |
78 |
42 |
10 |
I wish I could tell you when I'll finish here but there's no end in sight. |
1.5630 |
0.04661 |
238 |
136 |
70 |
32 |
11 |
A few more minutes, Honey. The Tesla isn't charged yet. |
1.5523 |
0.04216 |
239 |
128 |
90 |
21 |
12 |
…and cancel my three o’clock. I need to hit the maze. |
1.5489 |
0.04714 |
235 |
138 |
65 |
32 |
13 |
It's not as glamorous as you think, Mom. |
1.5489 |
0.05099 |
184 |
104 |
59 |
21 |
14 |
Honey, is the Tesla recharged yet? |
1.5459 |
0.04077 |
229 |
119 |
95 |
15 |
15 |
If this trial succeeds we can start testing on mice. |
1.5393 |
0.05752 |
178 |
112 |
36 |
30 |
16 |
Yes, sir, it's a little like groundhog day. |
1.5385 |
0.04511 |
221 |
124 |
75 |
22 |
17 |
I'm working from home until my wife can get the kid another hamster. |
1.5330 |
0.04505 |
212 |
118 |
75 |
19 |
18 |
I think I'm finally getting somewhere! |
1.5250 |
0.05009 |
200 |
120 |
55 |
25 |
19 |
Ok. Try the Tesla now. |
1.5206 |
0.04576 |
194 |
108 |
71 |
15 |
20 |
When Hamsters dream. |
1.5181 |
0.05599 |
193 |
127 |
32 |
34 |
21 |
Circulation Department, how may I help you? |
1.5160 |
0.05359 |
188 |
118 |
43 |
27 |
22 |
I thought '401K' meant something else. |
1.5140 |
0.05336 |
179 |
110 |
46 |
23 |
23 |
I'm not trapped if it's what I choose. I'm not trapped if it's what I choose. I'm not trapped if it's what I choose. |
1.5093 |
0.05786 |
161 |
102 |
36 |
23 |
24 |
Oh, I'm going great! I'm living the metaphor! |
1.5077 |
0.06483 |
130 |
83 |
28 |
19 |
25 |
Sorry. Can't talk. Gotta run. |
1.5057 |
0.05222 |
176 |
107 |
49 |
20 |
26 |
Is the wifi back up yet? |
1.5039 |
0.06410 |
127 |
80 |
30 |
17 |
27 |
There's a BIG difference between a hamster and gerbil, Bob. |
1.5031 |
0.05530 |
163 |
101 |
42 |
20 |
28 |
I'll talk to you later...I gotta run. |
1.5000 |
0.05501 |
172 |
109 |
40 |
23 |
29 |
Let's just say this job lacks any opportunity for advancement. |
1.4940 |
0.05319 |
166 |
102 |
46 |
18 |
30 |
I am still getting used to working at the White House. |
1.4903 |
0.05520 |
155 |
96 |
42 |
17 |
31 |
Work for a startup, they said. It'll be fun, they said. |
1.4875 |
0.05677 |
160 |
103 |
36 |
21 |
32 |
Is the psychological test just as demanding? |
1.4872 |
0.05715 |
156 |
100 |
36 |
20 |
33 |
Take the corner office, they said. It has a great view, they said. |
1.4868 |
0.05677 |
152 |
96 |
38 |
18 |
34 |
I think they've taken the employee wellness program a little too far. |
1.4831 |
0.06223 |
118 |
73 |
33 |
12 |
35 |
Hello, this is Ferris. |
1.4792 |
0.11136 |
48 |
33 |
7 |
8 |
36 |
You won't believe what I just re-invented. |
1.4792 |
0.05911 |
144 |
93 |
33 |
18 |
37 |
Siri, where's my exit? |
1.4676 |
0.05893 |
139 |
90 |
33 |
16 |
38 |
It's not the destination. It's not the journey. It's actually nothing. |
1.4676 |
0.05713 |
139 |
88 |
37 |
14 |
39 |
Few more years till that corner wheel. |
1.4676 |
0.06067 |
139 |
92 |
29 |
18 |
40 |
Hey, let me call you back. The cedar shavings guy is here. |
1.4672 |
0.06288 |
122 |
79 |
29 |
14 |
41 |
I can't stop. It powers the Wi-Fi. |
1.4638 |
0.05833 |
138 |
89 |
34 |
15 |
42 |
Can't talk now, I'm going for 'Exceeds Expectations'. |
1.4593 |
0.05926 |
135 |
88 |
32 |
15 |
43 |
I'll circle back to you later. I'm running a bit late. |
1.4586 |
0.05699 |
133 |
84 |
37 |
12 |
44 |
Feel the Hamster! BE the Hamster! |
1.4538 |
0.06091 |
130 |
86 |
29 |
15 |
45 |
Oh, you know how it is. You can never catch up. |
1.4538 |
0.05472 |
130 |
80 |
41 |
9 |
46 |
You're sure she said she likes hamsters? |
1.4488 |
0.05444 |
127 |
78 |
41 |
8 |
47 |
When Hamsters dream. |
1.4488 |
0.06586 |
127 |
89 |
19 |
19 |
48 |
It's not bad. There's cheese. |
1.4480 |
0.05843 |
125 |
80 |
34 |
11 |
49 |
Note to self: Karma is a bitch. |
1.4480 |
0.05617 |
125 |
78 |
38 |
9 |
50 |
Cancel my appointments! I'm stuck inside a metaphor. |
1.4426 |
0.05826 |
122 |
78 |
34 |
10 |
51 |
I enjoy the wheel, but the litter box is hard to get used to. |
1.4426 |
0.06165 |
122 |
81 |
28 |
13 |
52 |
Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of something. |
1.4426 |
0.06054 |
122 |
80 |
30 |
12 |
53 |
No one tells you about this in law school. |
1.4417 |
0.05650 |
120 |
75 |
37 |
8 |
54 |
No, I'm sorry, you have the wrong extension. This is "What Goes Around". You want "What Comes Around" at extension 2253. |
1.4417 |
0.06351 |
120 |
81 |
25 |
14 |
55 |
No robot's gonna take MY job. |
1.4417 |
0.06011 |
120 |
78 |
31 |
11 |
56 |
I'm great; they put more sugar in the water. |
1.4368 |
0.06269 |
87 |
53 |
30 |
4 |
57 |
Good morning you've reached the White House fact check line!! |
1.4359 |
0.06580 |
117 |
81 |
21 |
15 |
58 |
Janet, tell the valet to bring my ball out front. |
1.4298 |
0.06590 |
114 |
79 |
21 |
14 |
59 |
Honey, I'm running late at the lab. |
1.4298 |
0.05568 |
114 |
71 |
37 |
6 |
60 |
What goes around comes around. So what? |
1.4298 |
0.05568 |
114 |
71 |
37 |
6 |
61 |
Honey, I'm practically running the business . |
1.4286 |
0.06045 |
112 |
73 |
30 |
9 |
62 |
The guinea pig is on maternity leave. May I help you? |
1.4286 |
0.08396 |
56 |
36 |
16 |
4 |
63 |
Ironically, they also took away my mouse |
1.4237 |
0.07722 |
59 |
37 |
19 |
3 |
64 |
It's all about the journey. |
1.4234 |
0.05802 |
111 |
71 |
33 |
7 |
65 |
When it reaches fifty pellets, sell. |
1.4234 |
0.06469 |
111 |
76 |
23 |
12 |
66 |
Turns out that being the bosses' pet has drawbacks. |
1.4234 |
0.06341 |
111 |
75 |
25 |
11 |
67 |
The new corporate ladder. |
1.4234 |
0.06341 |
111 |
75 |
25 |
11 |
68 |
I just feel that my career isn't going anywhere. |
1.4182 |
0.08485 |
55 |
36 |
15 |
4 |
69 |
I finally quit my desk job. |
1.4175 |
0.06097 |
103 |
67 |
29 |
7 |
70 |
Ha! Ha! I'm not going to waste MY life sitting behind a desk! |
1.4151 |
0.05506 |
106 |
66 |
36 |
4 |
71 |
I wish scientists would go back to using real hamsters. |
1.4151 |
0.05340 |
106 |
65 |
38 |
3 |
72 |
I just can't believe they make us wear a tie. |
1.4135 |
0.06639 |
104 |
72 |
21 |
11 |
73 |
United States Department of Energy. How may I direct your call? |
1.4135 |
0.06639 |
104 |
72 |
21 |
11 |
74 |
If I close this deal, they'll give me a plastic ball so I can roam the halls. |
1.4135 |
0.06639 |
104 |
72 |
21 |
11 |
75 |
I just hope I'm not in the control group. |
1.4135 |
0.06051 |
104 |
68 |
29 |
7 |
76 |
Hipster! I told the recruiter I was a hipster! |
1.4118 |
0.10166 |
51 |
37 |
7 |
7 |
77 |
The moment Jim realized that when he ran faster, the wheel went faster too. |
1.4100 |
0.06046 |
100 |
65 |
29 |
6 |
78 |
The last corporation I worked for had a ladder. |
1.4078 |
0.06821 |
103 |
73 |
18 |
12 |
79 |
Well, I did ask to be kept in the loop. |
1.4059 |
0.06321 |
101 |
68 |
25 |
8 |
80 |
I know, I know but I was so sure the solar panels would be enough |
1.4059 |
0.07336 |
101 |
75 |
11 |
15 |
81 |
Good, now we're getting somewhere |
1.4059 |
0.06627 |
101 |
70 |
21 |
10 |
82 |
He has some different ideas, but he's the best cardiologist I've ever found! |
1.4043 |
0.08418 |
47 |
30 |
15 |
2 |
83 |
I'm just training for my 401k. |
1.4040 |
0.06408 |
99 |
67 |
24 |
8 |
84 |
Call my wife and tell her I'm running late. |
1.4040 |
0.06408 |
99 |
67 |
24 |
8 |
85 |
Things that go around come around |
1.4040 |
0.05357 |
99 |
61 |
36 |
2 |
86 |
Going green: 2 more hours and my Tesla will be charged |
1.4040 |
0.05729 |
99 |
63 |
32 |
4 |
87 |
Mom! I got the job! And my own office! |
1.4035 |
0.08620 |
57 |
39 |
13 |
5 |
88 |
I still prefer this to the old grindstone. |
1.4021 |
0.05799 |
97 |
62 |
31 |
4 |
89 |
I'm calling from the Hamsterdam office. |
1.3980 |
0.06444 |
98 |
67 |
23 |
8 |
90 |
Can't talk now - I've got to run. |
1.3980 |
0.06606 |
98 |
68 |
21 |
9 |
91 |
I was just calling to see who "moved my cheese"? |
1.3978 |
0.07030 |
93 |
66 |
17 |
10 |
92 |
Hello? I'd like to report a squeaky wheel. |
1.3958 |
0.06536 |
96 |
66 |
22 |
8 |
93 |
This is a promotion. I used to clean the cage. |
1.3958 |
0.07021 |
96 |
69 |
16 |
11 |
94 |
I thought it was just a metaphor. |
1.3958 |
0.06536 |
96 |
66 |
22 |
8 |
95 |
Ok, if there is no God, who changes the water? |
1.3936 |
0.06967 |
94 |
67 |
17 |
10 |
96 |
Standing desks are totally last year. |
1.3936 |
0.07130 |
94 |
68 |
15 |
11 |
97 |
Why don't we meet for pellets and discuss this in person? |
1.3936 |
0.05703 |
94 |
60 |
31 |
3 |
98 |
Not what I had in mind when I joined Habitat for Humanity. |
1.3936 |
0.07130 |
94 |
68 |
15 |
11 |
99 |
It's a bit expensive for a studio, but the gym membership is included... |
1.3922 |
0.08438 |
51 |
34 |
14 |
3 |
100 |
This job is taking me nowhere fast. |
1.3913 |
0.06729 |
92 |
64 |
20 |
8 |
101 |
I'll be late for the meeting. My Karma's a little backed up at the roundabout. |
1.3913 |
0.06365 |
92 |
62 |
24 |
6 |
102 |
I miss climbing the corporate ladder. |
1.3913 |
0.05563 |
92 |
58 |
32 |
2 |
103 |
Isn't that rat's coffee break over yet? |
1.3913 |
0.06729 |
92 |
64 |
20 |
8 |
104 |
It's just a pet project of mine. |
1.3913 |
0.05977 |
92 |
60 |
28 |
4 |
105 |
I dunno,' I'm feeling that our company's training program lacks something in vision. |
1.3913 |
0.06729 |
92 |
64 |
20 |
8 |
106 |
Sisyphus adapts to the modern work environment. |
1.3913 |
0.06905 |
92 |
65 |
18 |
9 |
107 |
Not much... just a run of the mill day. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
108 |
It's nice to see jobs coming back to America! |
1.3820 |
0.07058 |
89 |
64 |
16 |
9 |
109 |
I feel like I've been running in circles. |
1.3820 |
0.06492 |
89 |
61 |
22 |
6 |
110 |
Next week I'm going to nail that maze. |
1.3820 |
0.06686 |
89 |
62 |
20 |
7 |
111 |
Okay, so I'm going nowhere in the company, but my heartrate has never been this good. |
1.3820 |
0.07058 |
89 |
64 |
16 |
9 |
112 |
All my needs are met. All my needs are met. All my needs are met... |
1.3820 |
0.05873 |
89 |
58 |
28 |
3 |
113 |
He thought "off the grid" meant solar panels....... |
1.3820 |
0.06874 |
89 |
63 |
18 |
8 |
114 |
I'm beginning to miss the old corporate ladder |
1.3820 |
0.07058 |
89 |
64 |
16 |
9 |
115 |
This is the longest-running job I've ever had. |
1.3820 |
0.06686 |
89 |
62 |
20 |
7 |
116 |
Yes you have reached the Spin Doctor. |
1.3820 |
0.06492 |
89 |
61 |
22 |
6 |
117 |
HAMSTERS Inc. May I help you ? |
1.3793 |
0.05720 |
87 |
56 |
29 |
2 |
118 |
Do we have power in the building again? |
1.3793 |
0.07172 |
87 |
63 |
15 |
9 |
119 |
I was just hired, but everything already revolves around me. |
1.3793 |
0.06589 |
87 |
60 |
21 |
6 |
120 |
This is not quite what I expected when I signed up for a spinning class. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
121 |
No, no! We don't test on animals. |
1.3765 |
0.07480 |
85 |
63 |
12 |
10 |
122 |
I say we keep doin' what we're doin' and never look back. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
123 |
I gotta run, call you later. |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
124 |
"Do you think we could put those solar panels back in the budget next year"? |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
125 |
I asked for a raise but they keep giving me the run-around. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
126 |
Call maintenance—my sipper tube isn't working. |
1.3690 |
0.07142 |
84 |
61 |
15 |
8 |
127 |
Five more deals and I'll get upgraded to the treadmill |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
128 |
We have been going round and round... There is no way out... |
1.3690 |
0.05813 |
84 |
55 |
27 |
2 |
129 |
Frankly, sir, I'm not sure how much more we can spin this. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
130 |
Can't talk now, I'm running late. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
131 |
It was cheaper than solar. |
1.3659 |
0.05888 |
82 |
54 |
26 |
2 |
132 |
It occurred to Bob that somewhere there is probably a rat trying to get out of the people race. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
133 |
Yes, hello - I'm looking to switch to solar. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
134 |
I'll never get anywhere in this job. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
135 |
Sean Spicer, 2018. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
136 |
This office doesn't run itself you know! |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
137 |
Yes, I run the business myself. |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
138 |
The wheel of the boss goes round and round; round and round; round and round. The wheel ... |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
139 |
Finally, I think I'm getting somewhere... |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
140 |
He's training for his 401K. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
141 |
Just have the lab results on my desk by morning |
1.3590 |
0.07293 |
78 |
57 |
14 |
7 |
142 |
Sheila cancel my four o'clock. I'm running behind schedule. |
1.3590 |
0.07293 |
78 |
57 |
14 |
7 |
143 |
The wheels on the deal go 'round and 'round.... |
1.3590 |
0.06045 |
78 |
52 |
24 |
2 |
144 |
This new workout equipment seems a bit... ironic. |
1.3590 |
0.07518 |
78 |
58 |
12 |
8 |
145 |
I knew that 'Wheel On The Bus' song would drive me crazy someday! |
1.3590 |
0.06045 |
78 |
52 |
24 |
2 |
146 |
Nonetheless, Proud Mary keeps on burning. |
1.3506 |
0.06859 |
77 |
55 |
17 |
5 |
147 |
I need that report on my floor by noon. |
1.3506 |
0.07104 |
77 |
56 |
15 |
6 |
148 |
Yes, I do think this revolves around me. |
1.3506 |
0.06605 |
77 |
54 |
19 |
4 |
149 |
The things we do for our kids science fair projects! |
1.3506 |
0.06859 |
77 |
55 |
17 |
5 |
150 |
I prefer the standing desk... |
1.3467 |
0.07472 |
75 |
56 |
12 |
7 |
151 |
If I don't wrap this up in ten minutes, I'll miss the bus and have to walk home. |
1.3467 |
0.07227 |
75 |
55 |
14 |
6 |
152 |
Honey, let's just go with the standard charger for our next Tesla. |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
153 |
White House spin room. No, I don't know when it's all going to stop. |
1.3467 |
0.06973 |
75 |
54 |
16 |
5 |
154 |
Memo to HR: The fitness center really stinks. |
1.3467 |
0.07472 |
75 |
56 |
12 |
7 |
155 |
The bathroom break is going to be ugly. |
1.3467 |
0.07709 |
75 |
57 |
10 |
8 |
156 |
The worst part? I haven't been able to check my phone. |
1.3467 |
0.07227 |
75 |
55 |
14 |
6 |
157 |
It's a new era in American energy! |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
158 |
Nike Customer Service, can I help you? |
1.3467 |
0.06973 |
75 |
54 |
16 |
5 |
159 |
'Finally, I got an office with a window.' |
1.3467 |
0.07227 |
75 |
55 |
14 |
6 |
160 |
I don't give a rat's ass about this study. |
1.3467 |
0.07709 |
75 |
57 |
10 |
8 |
161 |
My career has come full circle. |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
162 |
Annie, clear the rest of my afternoon. Jonathan is going to play with me when he comes home from school, and I'm going to escape and hide in the back of his closet until 5:00. |
1.3425 |
0.07356 |
73 |
54 |
13 |
6 |
163 |
Oddly enough, it is billable. |
1.3425 |
0.06819 |
73 |
52 |
17 |
4 |
164 |
I'm running the numbers as we speak. |
1.3425 |
0.08095 |
73 |
57 |
7 |
9 |
165 |
U.S. Department of Energy, Research Division, Clean Coal Branch. How can I direct your call? |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
166 |
This is Ari Sisyphus--how may I help you? |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
167 |
It does seem like that at times, but I've got great health insurance. |
1.3425 |
0.06819 |
73 |
52 |
17 |
4 |
168 |
This is my 150th New Yorker Caption Contest submission, but I know I’m close to winning. |
1.3425 |
0.07356 |
73 |
54 |
13 |
6 |
169 |
Tesla; The Early Years... |
1.3425 |
0.05923 |
73 |
49 |
23 |
1 |
170 |
Won't be long until I'm bumped upstairs to the maze. |
1.3425 |
0.06534 |
73 |
51 |
19 |
3 |
171 |
If I hurry maybe I can make it! |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
172 |
It's called "Yoga for Type-A's |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
173 |
I'm running late. |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
174 |
I get to test all the new things first. |
1.3425 |
0.08326 |
73 |
58 |
5 |
10 |
175 |
Nancy, hold my 3 o'clock, I'm on a roll. |
1.3425 |
0.07356 |
73 |
54 |
13 |
6 |
176 |
The kids promised to take care of it but of course I have to do everything. |
1.3425 |
0.07356 |
73 |
54 |
13 |
6 |
177 |
Sure I feel better, but I also feel like eating the kids. |
1.3425 |
0.07610 |
73 |
55 |
11 |
7 |
178 |
yes i am working on my stand up Circular Elliptical Hamster Wheel desk |
1.3380 |
0.08498 |
71 |
57 |
4 |
10 |
179 |
No, sir, I am not giving you the run-around. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
180 |
Honey, I'm going to be late again. I just can't seem to get out the door. |
1.3333 |
0.07633 |
69 |
52 |
11 |
6 |
181 |
The office gym's not much of a perk. |
1.3333 |
0.07052 |
69 |
50 |
15 |
4 |
182 |
The Facebook quiz said my 'spirit animal' is the hamster. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
183 |
I'm still making the rounds. |
1.3333 |
0.06743 |
69 |
49 |
17 |
3 |
184 |
It's win-win. We save on healthcare and heating. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
185 |
Life is about the journey not the finish line. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
186 |
You'll have to speak up, I'm on my wheel phone. |
1.3333 |
0.07633 |
69 |
52 |
11 |
6 |
187 |
I'll have mine with cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.07052 |
69 |
50 |
15 |
4 |
188 |
The wheels on the job go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round all through the town |
1.3333 |
0.06419 |
69 |
48 |
19 |
2 |
189 |
Sorry Honey, I'm running a little late tonight. |
1.3333 |
0.06743 |
69 |
49 |
17 |
3 |
190 |
Mensa testing, may I help you? |
1.3333 |
0.07633 |
69 |
52 |
11 |
6 |
191 |
The new firm is great! They provide a gym, bottled water and bathroom all in one spot. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
192 |
I'd love to do lunch, but my cheeks are already stuffed. |
1.3333 |
0.06743 |
69 |
49 |
17 |
3 |
193 |
Hello. Trump Administration Department of Energy. |
1.3333 |
0.08172 |
69 |
54 |
7 |
8 |
194 |
When they told me I had all the power in the company, I didn't realize this is what they meant. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
195 |
Somehow I thought a home office would be different |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
196 |
It's not so bad. At 5:00 they switch the bottle to beer. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
197 |
No, I am quite serious. This job IS a rat race. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
198 |
I love the my Ultimate Fitness Document Shredder. |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
199 |
So we're on for the 3 o'clock meeting? Great, great. And just so you know you can shit all over the floor in here. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
200 |
The eliptical one was too hard! |
1.3235 |
0.07962 |
68 |
53 |
8 |
7 |
201 |
Wish I'd gotten on facing the window. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
202 |
We really should have gone with the solar panels. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
203 |
I'm starting to miss the rat race. |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
204 |
I wish I had said ok to the stand up desk. |
1.3182 |
0.07213 |
66 |
49 |
13 |
4 |
205 |
It's preventive medicine under Trump's new healthcare plan. |
1.3182 |
0.07213 |
66 |
49 |
13 |
4 |
206 |
W H E E L O F F O R T U N E |
1.3182 |
0.07832 |
66 |
51 |
9 |
6 |
207 |
My pension kicks in when? |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
208 |
Let me circle back to you on that. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
209 |
Good thing I packed lunch in my cheeks. |
1.3125 |
0.07675 |
64 |
49 |
10 |
5 |
210 |
Rats, I'm stuck in a metaphor. |
1.3125 |
0.07675 |
64 |
49 |
10 |
5 |
211 |
My workplace health incentives are getting out of hand. |
1.3125 |
0.07992 |
64 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
212 |
I'm going nowhere at this company. |
1.3125 |
0.08296 |
64 |
51 |
6 |
7 |
213 |
I'm getting nowhere fast in this job. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
214 |
At least I know where I'm going. |
1.3125 |
0.07992 |
64 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
215 |
Don't worry. I made sure there's no paper trail. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
216 |
It pays the bills. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
217 |
I love my job I love my job I love my job I love... |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
218 |
Hey boss, We got enough power yet? |
1.3125 |
0.06635 |
64 |
46 |
16 |
2 |
219 |
I'm in my wheelhouse. |
1.3125 |
0.06635 |
64 |
46 |
16 |
2 |
220 |
What does this company even make? |
1.3125 |
0.07992 |
64 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
221 |
I wish they had set my wheel up facing the window. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
222 |
Staff meeting in the Habitrail at 1:00. |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
223 |
No, Sally, I am NOT the boss' pet! |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
224 |
On the upside the cardio is fantastic. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
225 |
I thought H.R. was describing my new job metaphorically." |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
226 |
It looked a lot more fun on the infomercial. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
227 |
Sir, if you are happy with this call, I'll get a sugar reward. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
228 |
Sometimes I would just rather be caught in a glue trap. |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
229 |
This job has great health benefits! |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
230 |
When I said I'd be the guinea pig for this study, I was speaking figuratively. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
231 |
Ferret, Ferret and Hamster, How may I direct your call? |
1.3065 |
0.08477 |
62 |
50 |
5 |
7 |
232 |
Hold on, I'm paying the electric bill. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
233 |
"Sorry I didn't call you sooner. I've been doing a lot of running around". |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
234 |
Really, I can stop whenever I want to. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
235 |
I'm telling you, having a treadmill at your desk is so last year |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
236 |
This Fitbit competition is now officially ridiculous. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
237 |
Standing desks are so passé. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
238 |
I, for one, am glad Trump is bringing back coal. |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
239 |
Run that by me again. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
240 |
Keep me in the loop. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
241 |
They're right; people become like their pets. |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
242 |
Most existing shareholders would agree that there's value in our alternative energy sources. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
243 |
How long is this stress test going to last? |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
244 |
I think I'm going to go back to the standing desk. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
245 |
I'd quit but it has health insurance and a pension. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
246 |
Hold on, let me get the door. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
247 |
I don't know who they are, Marie. They say they'll let me go as soon as we release Billy's gerbil. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
248 |
I don't know. I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
249 |
Nah, nothing new - just the usual rat race." |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
250 |
And advise my next appointment I am running late. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
251 |
Miss Jones, could you please ask Suri what Mankind's next evolutionary stage is predicted to be like? |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
252 |
Pace yourself Greg, it's only Monday. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
253 |
I tell you, this hands-free headset is absolutely liberating. |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
254 |
Wheel of mis-fortune. |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
255 |
I think the hamsters may be on to something here. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
256 |
I'm almost out the door. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
257 |
I thought it was a metaphor |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
258 |
Don't worry. I'll get around to it. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
259 |
The standing desk wasn't doing it for me. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
260 |
Can't talk now, I'm on a roll! |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
261 |
I am not only a spinning wheel sales representative, I am also a client. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
262 |
Gotta run, Honey. A big wheel is in my office. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
263 |
to find the hamster you must be the hamster. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
264 |
Why would I stop now? I'm WINNING!! |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
265 |
When I offered to be a"guinea pig", I didn't know they would take it so literally. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
266 |
Same old same old. You? |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
267 |
Yeah, my boss said the promotion is right around the corner. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
268 |
Cancel my 3:30. I still haven't figured out how to stop this thing. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
269 |
That's OK. I can hold. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
270 |
No matter how hard I work, I never can catch up. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
271 |
I used to work for peanuts, now it's sunflower seeds. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
272 |
My computer does everything now. I just make the electricity. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
273 |
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
274 |
The guinea pigs called in sick... I'm from the temp agency. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
275 |
I don't know how I feel about this new "let's move" campaign. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
276 |
Yeah, I'm on my way out the door now. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
277 |
I don't mind powering the building, but I'm gonna need the chips changed more often |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
278 |
Meeting at the maze in 5 minutes. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
279 |
I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. I will not text at meetings. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
280 |
Switching to pet health insurance plans is supposed to save the company millions. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
281 |
White House press office. Can I help you? |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
282 |
These health care plans are ludicrous. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
283 |
Hate to let you go, but I have to run. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
284 |
I think management is trying to tell me something. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
285 |
Talk to you later, I gotta run. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
286 |
It depends on what you mean by 'progress'. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
287 |
In point of fact, the runaround is our speciality! |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
288 |
Speaker Ryan's room at Mar-a-Lago |
1.2931 |
0.08871 |
58 |
48 |
3 |
7 |
289 |
I'll be over as soon as the Tesla is fully charged. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
290 |
Yes, of course I'm hydrating, Honey. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
291 |
I will make partner. I will make partner. I will make partner. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
292 |
This is not what I thought the President meant when he promised jobs generating energy. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
293 |
I'd love to keep chatting, but I've got to run. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
294 |
They're always trying to get me to retire. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
295 |
Because I'm one promotion away from a cat tree |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
296 |
Our solar power has its downside on cloudy days. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
297 |
OK Bob. We all know what goes around comes around, but what are we gonna do, reinvent the wheel? Let's put a positive spin on this and roll with it. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
298 |
Green Energy Department. How may I direct your call. |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
299 |
With this new desk, I've lost 15 pounds, 3 inches off my waist, and any desire to continue living. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
300 |
We really should have read the fine print in that new health plan. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
301 |
I'll get there when I get there. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
302 |
I hope this is the last stage of this interview. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
303 |
They promised me a desk once I complete the internship. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
304 |
Everyone thinks I'm the biggest wheeler-dealer in the firm. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
305 |
I see no opportunity for advancement. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
306 |
I complained about not having time to work out… my boss was very accommodating. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
307 |
Are you sure this is the corporate ladder? |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
308 |
...and a side of sunflower seeds. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
309 |
I'm beginning to doubt the "the door is open to new opportunities" speech the boss gave me. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
310 |
Then she claimed I didn't understand metaphors. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
311 |
Maybe my career really is going nowhere. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
312 |
Our motto is: 'We run circles around the competition!' |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
313 |
Human Resources? I'd like to discuss the new fitness program. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
314 |
You mean the door has always been open? |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
315 |
I ran out of Xanax. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
316 |
Ok, I'm just a few steps from the door. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
317 |
Bixby finally realized, the companies effort to cut energy costs had gone to far. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
318 |
One...one...one...one...one |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
319 |
Cancel my two o'clock. I'm on a roll here. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
320 |
This deal is going nowhere fast. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
321 |
Madam, I'm offering you a lifetime of freedom. |
1.2778 |
0.08932 |
54 |
45 |
3 |
6 |
322 |
An MBA for this? |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
323 |
Yeah, okay, call me back. I'm not going anywhere. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
324 |
Honey guess what? I got my own office! |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
325 |
Any day now, I'll get my own EXECUTIVE wheel. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
326 |
I've been promoted to 'spin man', but it's not as glamorous as it sounds. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
327 |
I could reverse myself, but nothing would change. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
328 |
Then I said, what makes you think you have any magical powers. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
329 |
Yes, much better. I am going places here, not like my old job where I was just treading water. |
1.2778 |
0.08532 |
54 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
330 |
Boss, I'm ready for the maze. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
331 |
Almost there. |
1.2778 |
0.08532 |
54 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
332 |
No more hamster jokes, OK? |
1.2778 |
0.08532 |
54 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
333 |
Love it. Let me run it by the big cheese. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
334 |
No animals were harmed in the testing of this product. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
335 |
I have an opportunity to cut your electric bill in half. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
336 |
When Rat Race hired me, I literally thought they were speaking figuratively. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
337 |
Wish I could be sure Corporate's not just giving me the run-around. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
338 |
This job isn't taking me anywhere. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
339 |
No I didn't see that, we shredded all the fake news for burrowing. |
1.2766 |
0.07874 |
47 |
36 |
9 |
2 |
340 |
I just want to close this deal, Mike, but you keep giving me the run-around! |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
341 |
C'mon, Frank. We close this deal, they'll give me a company ball. |
1.2727 |
0.08202 |
44 |
34 |
8 |
2 |
342 |
Well, it's not exactly going to be zero emissions. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
343 |
Is this PETA? |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
344 |
If I meet my sales quota, they'll change my shavings. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
345 |
Why did I hire a hampster to be my therapist? |
1.2692 |
0.06211 |
52 |
38 |
14 |
0 |
346 |
The game show of life. Round and round he goes... where he stops, nobody knows. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
347 |
And move up my one o'clock feeding. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
348 |
'The consultants reclassified the position down to its basic elements.' |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
349 |
No thanks. I still have yesterday’s lunch in my cheeks. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
350 |
Well this isn't how I imagined retirement either. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
351 |
Gotta run. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
352 |
Yes, I'd like an order of wood shavings, fresh kibble and today's want ads. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
353 |
I'd like to change my order from pick-up to delivery. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
354 |
On the plus side, I am drinking more water. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
355 |
"Yes, sir. I will be ready to scurry out of here in a few minutes". |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
356 |
I'll call you when I get there |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
357 |
I probably should have stopped at the standing desk. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
358 |
Yes, I got out of that rat race. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
359 |
Hamster, Inc. -- may I help you? |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
360 |
Let me circle back to you after I get something to eat |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
361 |
Yeah, Bill just got promoted. You should see the shavings in his office. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
362 |
Honestly, Ma'am, nine pounds per day! |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
363 |
Just 200 miles till retirement! |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
364 |
No, I mean literally. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
365 |
Hey, my wife had 24 kids last night. |
1.2692 |
0.06211 |
52 |
38 |
14 |
0 |
366 |
No, really, I've gotta run. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
367 |
I need those reports on my floor by noon. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
368 |
I'll leave as soon as the Tessla's charged up. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
369 |
White House pet, Sean Spicer. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
370 |
And at 5:00 pm, change that water drip to a single malt scotch. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
371 |
I'll try to pick up cheese on the way home, but for some reason they've made it impossible to find. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
372 |
I'll get around to it in just a minute. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
373 |
If there's one thing I miss, it's the toilet. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
374 |
I really feel like I'm getting somewhere now. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
375 |
Announcement: team building begins in 10 minutes at the maze. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
376 |
The back-up generator is up and running. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
377 |
I need that report shredded and on my floor first thing in the morning. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
378 |
My productivity is way up and it's great for my cardio, but the whole bathroom thing still freaks me out. |
1.2600 |
0.08949 |
50 |
42 |
3 |
5 |
379 |
My career is going nowhere fast. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
380 |
Never insult the big cheese. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
381 |
After the NIH budget cuts, we had to let the rats go. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
382 |
Squeaking sound? Must be a bad connection. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
383 |
Another day, another pellet. |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
384 |
I'm so tired of all this busy-work. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
385 |
I thought they said hipster office. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
386 |
See if you can push the meeting, Susie. I'm running late. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
387 |
Hamster Inc., how can I help you? |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
388 |
That giant hamster will be coming to feed me any minute now. |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
389 |
Gotta go, I’ve got a maze at three. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
390 |
Let me know when the lights come back on, boss. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
391 |
They've got me running in circles. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
392 |
Sorry, I'm running late. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
393 |
I just know I'll never get ahead in this job. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
394 |
I'll be right there. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
395 |
Only difference is, I don't EAT my off spring. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
396 |
I can't believe hamsters actually do this. |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
397 |
I miss the old standing desks... |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
398 |
Yes. I'm running for office. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
399 |
I miss fieldwork. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
400 |
............ and I'm selling my standing desk on Craig's list. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
401 |
At least I left the rat race. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
402 |
Really great great job. We offer Trumpcare, plus access to the best ever gym. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
403 |
At least I'm on track. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
404 |
You know...same old. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
405 |
This is not what I meant when I asked for alternative energy. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
406 |
We make our own hours as long as we can finish what we start |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
407 |
Solar power is overrated. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
408 |
What do you mean I'm like a broken record? |
1.2558 |
0.08863 |
43 |
35 |
5 |
3 |
409 |
"It'll be a great job," they said. "All you can drink," they said. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
410 |
This call may be monitored for training purposes. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
411 |
Let me know as soon as there's room in the maze. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
412 |
I know what we agreed to, but for a little while, I thought you could try wheeling while I do the dealing. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
413 |
I hate renewable energy. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
414 |
I miss the old rat race. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
415 |
Hold on for a minute, they're about to come in with a treat-treat! |
1.2500 |
0.07804 |
40 |
31 |
8 |
1 |
416 |
Working in the White House ain't what it used to be. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
417 |
I'm running to my 12 o'clock |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
418 |
We might squeak by this quarter, Jim. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
419 |
When can we get the electricity? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
420 |
Catch up with you later, I’m running a bit behind. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
421 |
At Google HQ, Dave's pet project was literally going round in circles |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
422 |
Its essentially an office job, but now it comes with a handy sippy-cup. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
423 |
I'm just spinning my wheel here. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
424 |
I just don't feel like I'm going anywhere in this position. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
425 |
Time stops for no man. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
426 |
Yes, I’m running over your proposal, as we speak. |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
427 |
Hey, at least I am getting paid! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
428 |
Gotta work those hamsterings! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
429 |
And the winning number is... |
1.2500 |
0.07804 |
40 |
31 |
8 |
1 |
430 |
You know, Tom, I'm thinking about trading this one in for a battery operated phone. |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
431 |
Maybe removing the water coolers wasn't my best idea. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
432 |
Well, it's better than acting like a lemming! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
433 |
Sorry Honey - The boss has us all running overtime. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
434 |
Ironically, I can leave anytime I want. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
435 |
Same as every day--wheeling and dealing. What's up with you? |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
436 |
You'll love working here. Every office is furnished with the latest exercise equipment and free beverages. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
437 |
It's called the "hamster's revenge." |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
438 |
Sure, I'll hold. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
439 |
65 more kilowatts and I'll make partner! |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
440 |
Go back? It is not an option. |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
441 |
Deloris - the guy rolling around inside a ball. Send him in. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
442 |
No, I've never heard of a book called The Metamorphosis, why do you ask? |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
443 |
Let me transfer you to my owner -- I mean -- supervisor. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
444 |
Have I explained the Healthcare Bill sufficiently ? |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
445 |
No, no, work's good. I just wish they'd change the carpet more often. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
446 |
When I was told I was going to be the boss's pet I had something else in mind. |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
447 |
"Just the usual rat race; You?' |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
448 |
Thank goodness they finally moved the water cooler! |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
449 |
Life's a Journey; don't stop believing. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
450 |
It's called the "Rat Race 500", professional edition. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
451 |
No No Idiot, I said Ted Mills !! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
452 |
It's nice to get a break from the rat race and work from home |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
453 |
This... is... better... than... the... ergonomic... desk. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
454 |
Connie, I'm going to need more bedding in the bathroom. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
455 |
They told me standing desks are for closers. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
456 |
Same-ol', same-ol'. How 'bout you? |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
457 |
Siri, remind me to rethink everything. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
458 |
Frankly, I feel we are going around in circles on this... |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
459 |
These corporate Health exams are getting weirder every year. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
460 |
Can I call you back? I have to visit the woodchips. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
461 |
Let's catch up over a drink. |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
462 |
When is that new intern starting? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
463 |
Like most ambitious junior executives at Petco, Bob started in Product Testing. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
464 |
Tell me again. Why won’t I need a rest room? |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
465 |
They gave you the wrong extension. The rat's been promoted to Maze. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
466 |
I'm sick and tired of being called the boss' pet. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
467 |
I’m living the dream; albeit a gerbil's dream. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
468 |
You want Johnson down in the Ironies...I run Clichés. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
469 |
Cancel my lunch appointment; I've just remembered I buried some food in the corner. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
470 |
It's my pet's Bring Your Owner to Work Day. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
471 |
Think outside the box, Clint! |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
472 |
Yes, you bet, just making things great again! |
1.2391 |
0.09420 |
46 |
40 |
1 |
5 |
473 |
I keep having deja vu. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
474 |
This is the last time I vote Republican. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
475 |
Nobody said reducing carbon footprint would be easy! |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
476 |
Give me a brake. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
477 |
They fired the rat. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
478 |
Honey, I'm almost out of Red Bull |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
479 |
Safe to say, the current strategic plan is short a beginning, middle, and end. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
480 |
...be there soon, I'm running a little late. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
481 |
No, really. I've been on a treadmill all day. |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
482 |
I guarantee my hamster isn't doing nearly as well on the treadmill. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
483 |
Trust me, the treadmill desk is a gateway drug. |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
484 |
I sometimes feel like I'm going nowhere fast. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
485 |
Remember when I insisted on having the inside track? |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
486 |
Could you bring in my catheter? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
487 |
I am not sure I like this new health plan... |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
488 |
I asked HR for wellness, not wheel nest. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
489 |
What have I been up to? I mashed-up exercise and work with some really cool sliding tunnels! |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
490 |
Gotta keep the lights on. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
491 |
I preferred the standing desks. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
492 |
Well the salary is ok but the health benefits are great! |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
493 |
It's become clear that I'm going no where in this company. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
494 |
The Boss said I'm working on his pet project |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
495 |
OK, but I have no idea why I am doing this. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
496 |
If you give a modern man a cookie... |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
497 |
Tell my wife that I'm running late. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
498 |
I'm not sure why nobody is taking advantage of my new 'open door' policy. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
499 |
I need an order "to go." |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
500 |
10 more minutes and we'll have enough juice to turn on the lights. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
501 |
Well, it sure beats the rat race. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
502 |
If I'm here, does that mean mice are directing Lehman Brothers? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
503 |
Despite of my wage, I am still just a rat in a cage. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
504 |
I've chewed through the entire file and I'm still spinning my wheel. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
505 |
Yes, this is the 'Make America Great Again' hotline. How may I help you? |
1.2273 |
0.09117 |
44 |
38 |
2 |
4 |
506 |
Sorry, I'm running late. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
507 |
Just running over some paperwork. And you? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
508 |
The incentives package have really changed around here. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
509 |
Loafers were a poor choice today. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
510 |
You're talking to the guy who wrote "The Art of the Wheel." |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
511 |
Talk to you later, I gotta run. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
512 |
You'd think a rat would love to run the paper shredder around here. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
513 |
For four hundred grand a year, you'd do it, too. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
514 |
And the job ad said it was a fast track to promotion. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
515 |
Metaphor? What's a metaphor? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
516 |
Yeah, well, it beats temping. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
517 |
I'll call you back. I've got to go roll around on the floor in my ball. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
518 |
All praise our new hamster overlords! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
519 |
10 more minutes and I get to read the N.Y. Times |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
520 |
I wouldn't exactly call it a 'rat race.' |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
521 |
Good news, honey. I'm out of the boss' doghouse. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
522 |
then my hamster ran off with my wife , but I'm ok |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
523 |
Not sure when I'll get there. I'm running late. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
524 |
I'm trying to climb the corporate ladder, but this sure feels like the runaround. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
525 |
I've become the new pet project of our CEO. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
526 |
I'm sick of climbing the corporate ladder. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
527 |
Nah, after a while you can't even smell the cedar. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
528 |
We thought we were on the forefront of renewable but now the boss wants to switch to coal. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
529 |
You can't win the rat race until you run the rat race. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
530 |
What corporate ladder? They gave me a wheel. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
531 |
I'm afraid my fitness tracker is getting the best of me. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
532 |
I've had an idea that might just be revolutionary! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
533 |
I can't wait for this rotation to be over. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
534 |
I hate hotel gyms. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
535 |
Our card gives you more ways to earn bonus miles. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
536 |
Yes, Mr. Ryan, it has been seven years. But I think we've nailed it this time. |
1.2222 |
0.08078 |
36 |
29 |
6 |
1 |
537 |
Call you back, I have to run. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
538 |
Are the batteries charged yet? |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
539 |
This wasn't the revolution I initially had in mind. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
540 |
It's not what I expected here in the Big Wheel's Office. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
541 |
Please hold, I'll circle back! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
542 |
Don't wait up. I've got to finish this project. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
543 |
Corporate will make us do whatever it takes to bring down health insurance rates. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
544 |
Yes, yes we do test all pet supply equipment before it goes on sale to the public. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
545 |
This would be a great wheel if it just faced the window. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
546 |
Yes, honey, after work I'm going to spin class. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
547 |
Hamsters r' US", can I help you? |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
548 |
When the boss said I was going to be a guinea pig for this next project I didn't think he meant literally. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
549 |
Whoa! What do I do now? They left the door to my cage open! |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
550 |
The rat event gets all the press but the hamster race is actually more challenging.... |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
551 |
It's fine, my last office was in a tube. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
552 |
Whoever's doing the heavy breathing on this conference call, please put your phone on mute. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
553 |
Note to self: before my next stress test, I need to find a health plan with a lower deductible. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
554 |
Focus groups are really realistic now! The giant hand is a little creepy though... |
1.2143 |
0.09355 |
42 |
37 |
1 |
4 |
555 |
Training for the rat race |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
556 |
But I like getting nowhere. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
557 |
Another twenty minutes and the car will be fully charged! |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
558 |
This new job is right in my wheelhouse. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
559 |
I can see the finish line, I'm almost there! |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
560 |
This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
561 |
Marge, where's the off button? |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
562 |
Why did they have to reinvent the wheel? |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
563 |
I feel like I'm going nowhere in this job. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
564 |
Yes, Honey. I'll pick up a salt lick for home too. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
565 |
Corner Office = 9,125,000 spins |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
566 |
The view? The view is great. The problem is having the exercise wheel and drink dispenser right where I sleep and use the bathroom. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
567 |
When the stand up desk just won't do. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
568 |
It's worse than that. ... It's not even a race. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
569 |
I hate working in the White House. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
570 |
Can we circle back on this later? |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
571 |
Where's the Ctrl Alt Del on this thing. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
572 |
Are you sure the world will stop if I take a bathroom break? |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
573 |
This isn't the spinning class I signed up for. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
574 |
Ed continues his research after immigrant hamsters were deported. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
575 |
I'm in my wheelhouse on this one. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
576 |
The big promotion to the corner office was great, but I still don't have a food dispenser. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
577 |
Why Mankoff finally chose to retire. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
578 |
Success is a journey, not a destination. Success is a journey, not a destination. Success..... |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
579 |
Can't wait for my shift to end so I can go out for a run. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
580 |
The lone benefit for Sean Spicer of working in his new job: all that spinning has shown impressive results. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
581 |
And they said I'd never get anywhere in life! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
582 |
I'm working hard but I don't seem to get anywhere. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
583 |
I'm running a little late. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
584 |
I think I'm making more progress today! |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
585 |
Yes Bob! I'm on it! I'm on it! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
586 |
3 rules in life, run to win, drink to satisfaction and by all means keep your shavings clean |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
587 |
Tell him I'm running late. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
588 |
I feel like I'm going nowhere with this company! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
589 |
The challenge is to sell this image as a positive metaphor for corporate employees. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
590 |
Doug was beginning to regret saying 'pets have it good.' |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
591 |
Cancel lunch! Algernon's called in sick again, and I have to cover for him! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
592 |
Sure, I respect the company's commitment to alternative energy. I just didn't realize what "Be Part of the Solution" meant. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
593 |
You won't believe it. For hours, I've been running around this room covered with banana peels and have not slipped once. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
594 |
I don't seem to be getting anywhere. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
595 |
I'm going to be late; I'm stuck in a cliché. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
596 |
College grad trains to enter rat race on Wall Street. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
597 |
They're dangling an early retirement incentive in front of me. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
598 |
I wouldn't call myself 'Boss's Pet.' |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
599 |
Yeah, and I got upgraded to cedar shavings... |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
600 |
This is getting me nowhere. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
601 |
THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
602 |
Office gym my ass! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
603 |
Tonight, why don't we just go out for lettuce? |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
604 |
Sorry, gotta run. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
605 |
I'll have a large with extra cheese. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
606 |
I never thought they'd take me up on my 'Will work for food' sign. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
607 |
I'm telling you dear, I'm going nowhere in this job. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
608 |
I don't know if that's really in my wheelhouse. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
609 |
Well, gotta run. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
610 |
Yeah, I got promoted to the lab working on clean energy. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
611 |
I'll call you back. I'm running late. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
612 |
I thought I went over this before... |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
613 |
I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels at this company. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
614 |
Hey! I just hit 10,000 steps! |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
615 |
At 'Furry Friends' our belief is that to understand the hamster , you've gotta be the hamster... |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
616 |
I'll call as soon as I get there. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
617 |
Typical day. The boss has me running in circles. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
618 |
Energetic start-up seeks sales professionals able to run circles around our competition. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
619 |
Treadmill desks were so yesterday. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
620 |
You sent the wrong treadmill. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
621 |
Book finance at one, marketing at three, and the cubical maze at four. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
622 |
Nobody in the office is going to want to be around Mark when he finally realizes that he forgot to charge his Fitbit. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
623 |
When I asked for an ergonomic office, this wasn’t what I had in mind. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
624 |
Is it five o'clock yet? |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
625 |
I'm having difficulty finding a career path. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
626 |
Yup, retirement is right around the corner |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
627 |
I don't mind the wheel so much but the wood shavings on the floor could be changed a bit more often. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
628 |
I see myself in a labyrinth in five years, Sir. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
629 |
Eat my dust Sisiphus |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
630 |
Guys younger than me are getting promoted to the maze |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
631 |
Wait until they clean up after me. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
632 |
Busy, busy, busy. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
633 |
Let me run that by you again. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
634 |
Hang on! I'm almost here! |
1.2051 |
0.09132 |
39 |
34 |
2 |
3 |
635 |
Hey, it beats the maze. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
636 |
No, I still don't get it. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
637 |
On second thought I'd like to take out a Democrat gym membership. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
638 |
To be honest, I prefer the maze. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
639 |
Yes, but existentially, I'm happy! |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
640 |
Yes, unlimited Vodka will get me through the next 3 years, 9 months, 10 days, 5 hours and 13 minutes; but who's counting. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
641 |
Hold on, I'm almost at the top. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
642 |
I think I picked the wrong door. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
643 |
This overtime is gettin' ratty. |
1.2051 |
0.09132 |
39 |
34 |
2 |
3 |
644 |
I'm starting to think I might me going nowhere in this company. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
645 |
I'll be a little late tonight, honey. I've been running in place all day. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
646 |
It's for restless legs syndrome |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
647 |
Who will tell me when I cross the finish line? |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
648 |
When there's a wheel there's a doorway. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
649 |
Hey, it beats working in the medical research department! |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
650 |
Sometimes I feel I am going nowhere. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
651 |
Honey, I don't think that I'll be able to get out of my office today. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
652 |
These hipster workouts are really getting out of hand |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
653 |
Corner office or not, I've gotta quit this rat race! |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
654 |
Please cancel my next appointment. I'm running a little late. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
655 |
Let me run it by you one more time... |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
656 |
I don't know Bob, I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels here. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
657 |
The new iPhone charges in no time! |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
658 |
The circle of life. |
1.2051 |
0.09132 |
39 |
34 |
2 |
3 |
659 |
Tell them I'm running a little late |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
660 |
I heard it's even better for you than a standing desk. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
661 |
The new corporate ladder. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
662 |
An office with a window changes nothing until I can turn the wheel around. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
663 |
Yeah, I'm at the office. Why do you ask? |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
664 |
No, Dave. I got rid of my standing desk ages ago. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
665 |
Bill was doing great at his new job until he pulled a hammy. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
666 |
Tell Bob I don't know about this new green-energy strategy of his. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
667 |
I just got tired of the rat race. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
668 |
They've got me working on clean energy. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
669 |
Good, now we're getting somewhere |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
670 |
I can't believe I get paid for this. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
671 |
Europe is nice, but I hate Hamsterdam. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
672 |
The bigger game changer was actually swapping the water for coffee. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
673 |
Yes, but I feel like I'm finally getting somewhere. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
674 |
Trump put me in charge of the Standing Still Agency. |
1.2051 |
0.09132 |
39 |
34 |
2 |
3 |
675 |
Sorry, I've got to run. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
676 |
Inside the Office of the White House Spin Doctor. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
677 |
Yes sir, it's still going in a circle. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
678 |
For lunch? I brought sesame seeds in my cheek. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
679 |
No, Ron. I don't want to meet for an after-work run today. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
680 |
Delusion of Progress |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
681 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheel here. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
682 |
Nice talking to you, but I have to run. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
683 |
Here's an idea: let's reinvent the wheel. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
684 |
Let's circle back later. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
685 |
Yeah, but at least it's not the rat race. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
686 |
Hi, Sweetheart. I'll be late tonight - I've been running in circles all day. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
687 |
My success? Lotta hard work, little bit of luck: survived a double blind drug study, mastered the mazes pretty quick, figured out the pellet lever really fast. But hey, I started out in the mailroom like lots of others. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
688 |
I feel like we're just going around in circles on this. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
689 |
I liked the one with the carrot and the stick better. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
690 |
He told me the door to his office is always open so I'm headed there right now. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
691 |
I need more shredded documents. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
692 |
This wellness program sucks. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
693 |
Free energy for life ... how may I help you? |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
694 |
...and I will need a sandwich and a colostomy bag. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
695 |
My fear of shag carpet is the only thing that will get me to 15,000 steps... |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
696 |
Yeah, I'd quit if it weren't for the bottomless kibble trough. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
697 |
who would've thought this is what they meant when they said "climbing the corporate ladder" |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
698 |
Whoever invented the wheel didn't know what he was doing. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
699 |
Yeah it's kind of boring, but great job security. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
700 |
More gin. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
701 |
Auxiliary generator room intern Jones here. How can I help you? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
702 |
Can I get an order of vegan pellets delivered? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
703 |
I'm enjoying the exercise, but the restroom facilities leave something to be desired. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
704 |
Actually, this is not the worst part of being the company gerbil. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
705 |
Petco Human Resources...can I help you? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
706 |
Apparently, rat races do not have finish lines. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
707 |
I don't care if it is clean and renewable energy, it still sucks! |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
708 |
They promised I'd be on a fast track, working with a big wheel. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
709 |
Bill's favorite perk, though, was the firm's open door policy. |
1.1944 |
0.07786 |
36 |
30 |
5 |
1 |
710 |
I wanna get out of this hamster race. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
711 |
I've become a slave to my FitBit |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
712 |
More water, more shavings, please. I've got a deadline to make. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
713 |
I feel like a Democrat, always running and never getting anywhere. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
714 |
How about forever? Is forever good for you? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
715 |
Oh, you know... just wheeling and dealing. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
716 |
I upgraded my standing desk for this??? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
717 |
Hampster Hotline, how can I direct your call? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
718 |
The retirement age was raised to WHAT? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
719 |
Helen, come quick! I'm gonna try a backflip! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
720 |
I spit on your stand-up desk. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
721 |
I thought they said that...soon I'd be running the place, not running in-place. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
722 |
When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself still trying to win his argument with Mrs. Samsa. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
723 |
Afraid I'm running I'm running late again! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
724 |
Let's circle back around to this next week. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
725 |
There's something about this new wellness program that feels oddly familiar. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
726 |
This sure doesn't smell like clean energy. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
727 |
Am I on a roll? I'm ALWAYS on a roll! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
728 |
Standing desks are so yesterday! |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
729 |
I'll circle back later. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
730 |
I feel that no matter how hard I work, I am not getting ahead. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
731 |
Ya Ya I got it. I'm running it through as fast I can. |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
732 |
Congratulations! You just unlocked your Hamster Badge! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
733 |
Gonna have to cut you off, Bob - gotta run to my 1 o'clock. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
734 |
I'm just happy to be out of the rat race. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
735 |
One more sale and I get a bonus pellet! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
736 |
Darn, forgot my briefcase. |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
737 |
Making America Great Again |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
738 |
Tell them I'm running a bit late. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
739 |
Lab-tested, HR-approved. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
740 |
Okay guys, time to refill the water bottle -- how 'bout a nice Merlot this time? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
741 |
And now back to coal? |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
742 |
Even for upper management, Karma is a bitch! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
743 |
I know! I should have chosen the blue pill. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
744 |
You sure they weren't being ironic when they said they needed a guinea pig for the new health insurance test? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
745 |
...And to add insult to injury, they're making me poop on my own TPS reports. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
746 |
Our 401k group is responding to treatment, but wait till you see the nepotism subjects. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
747 |
Manster |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
748 |
I'm making definite progress. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
749 |
I should have known when they moved my cheese... |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
750 |
Two more laps and I'm in The Guinness Book of Records." |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
751 |
That being said, at the end of the day it's all about moving forward. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
752 |
Sorry Nana, I'm winning the Fitbit challenge today. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
753 |
Yeah , I am looking for a new job. I here there are some openings in Hamsterdam. |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
754 |
I can't make any trades; the gerbil shredded the business section of the newspaper. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
755 |
This is my job. There are many like it but this one is mine. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
756 |
I never realized the term 'rat race' was so literal. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
757 |
Of all the days to forget my Fit Bit. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
758 |
"I can't believe my eye??" Really?? That was the best one for you guys over at the New Yorker?? Come on, guys...a little class and sophistication. Step it up a bit in the humour department and choose more wisely next time. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
759 |
Any updates on the water cooler delivery? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
760 |
Instead of more salary, they gave me more celery. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
761 |
I missed the rat race. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
762 |
No, the worst part is sleeping in the habitrail. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
763 |
I should have stayed in school! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
764 |
Seriously? You're still using a stand-up desk? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
765 |
I'll be in a little late today. Power went out and the Tesla didn't charge last night. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
766 |
I was flattered to be asked to run for this position but I'm afraid my enthusiasm won't last much longer... |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
767 |
No, this is great - much better than a standing desk. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
768 |
There is no finish line, just the bottom line. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
769 |
Hello, IT? I need a new mouse. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
770 |
Working hard; getting nowhere? How about you? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
771 |
Quickly going nowhere |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
772 |
I forget if I'm coming or going. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
773 |
REVENGE OF THE HAMSTERS |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
774 |
I'm just waiting for my boss to walk by. Once. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
775 |
I really preferred the button that gave me a hit of cocaine whever I pressed it. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
776 |
Good afternoon you've reached is the corporate hub. How may I direct your call? |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
777 |
If hamsters ruled the planet... |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
778 |
Well Ed, honestly, I AM considering switching back to an elliptical. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
779 |
Remember that treadmill desk Harvey promised me? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
780 |
Ma'am, I'm looking for 25 lucky agoraphobic/joggers. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
781 |
Have your people call my people. We'll do pellets. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
782 |
I never get anywhere in your metaphors. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
783 |
Listen Tom, we've been talking in circles for over an hour. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
784 |
I'm so tired of climbing the corporate ladder |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
785 |
No more smoothies. |
1.1892 |
0.09362 |
37 |
33 |
1 |
3 |
786 |
HR says sitting is the new smoking |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
787 |
So much for "Dress for the job you want" |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
788 |
Who got the long straw? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
789 |
No one has ever lasted here longer than two years. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
790 |
PETA testing lab. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
791 |
I only signed up to be your guinea pig. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
792 |
Whoops, the sun's coming up, gotta go to bed now ! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
793 |
... and they thought I would survive only a few months! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
794 |
Good news. I'm being promoted to the dog walk tomorrow. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
795 |
I want fresh wood chips, and I want them NOW! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
796 |
How much longer till the electricity comes back on? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
797 |
...and by telecommuting, I escape the rat race. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
798 |
When I volunteered to be a guinea pig, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
799 |
A day in the life of Paul Ryan |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
800 |
The new Capitol Hill treadmills. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
801 |
Yeah, I feel like this call is going nowhere too. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
802 |
I would prefer wind or solar generation. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
803 |
This is the E.P.A.. How can I help you? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
804 |
That's the last time I make a bet with a hamster! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
805 |
Oh, same old same old. How about you? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
806 |
Do you have that report done yet or are you still spinning your wheel? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
807 |
I asked Human Resources for a standing desk and one thing led to another. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
808 |
Why? Does it sound like I'm masturbating? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
809 |
I don't know which I hate more. My Fitbit or the rat race. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
810 |
Gotta run. It's 'date night' for Whiskers and me. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
811 |
It's not a bad gig, except the live crickets for lunch. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
812 |
No, I'm doing GerbilFit for Life now. Zumba is so five minutes ago. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
813 |
Watch as Paul Ryan goes after health care reform. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
814 |
Our office wellness initiative |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
815 |
So I finally ask for the promotion, and the boss says, 'Do you enjoy a good metaphor?' and sends me up here. I don't get it. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
816 |
Be home soon. I'm running late. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
817 |
I feel like it's always two steps forward, one more step forward. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
818 |
Wow! I really miss that cubicle. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
819 |
At this rate, I'll never get anywhere. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
820 |
So, you wanna nibble some lettuce together later? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
821 |
Yes, I won the rat race. Now I'm training for the hamster race. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
822 |
My home office now has a carbon-neutral shredder. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
823 |
Sorry, could you run me through that again? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
824 |
The boss thinks I'm cagey so that might explain my new office. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
825 |
I don't really feel like we're getting anywhere. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
826 |
I'm not going there |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
827 |
My hamster's missing and I'm running around retracing his steps. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
828 |
When you consider the cost of a living, I think gerbils definitely have an advantage. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
829 |
I shouldn't have bought a treadmill from Petco |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
830 |
Johnson, I think we're getting somewhere. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
831 |
It's the sense of accomplishment I enjoy most. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
832 |
Can't talk now, I'm on a roll! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
833 |
What happened to the golf course mentioned in the interview? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
834 |
Let's push the deadline -- I'm getting nowhere on this project. |
1.1714 |
0.09602 |
35 |
32 |
0 |
3 |
835 |
Bob told me to run with it. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
836 |
What hamsterwheel? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
837 |
I'm starting to question the premise that one knows when enough it enough. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
838 |
I never should have married a behavior analyst. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
839 |
Hello? Yes, I'd like to complain about the bathroom accommodations. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
840 |
Trust me, renewable energy has never been more invigorating. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
841 |
I'll be running late for dinner. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
842 |
Sorry I missed your call, just got back to my cage. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
843 |
I've decided to take the path less traveled. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
844 |
When do I get promoted to the maze? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
845 |
I tell my mom I'm working in 'clean energy.' |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
846 |
Listen to me,walk past the Starbucks.We do not need another espresso. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
847 |
I think this is a dead end job. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
848 |
I might be late for dinner Ivanka. Your dad wants me to remake the government, fix health care and get peace in the Middle East. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
849 |
Call me back. I expect to be around. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
850 |
Thank you for calling GerbilLife, how may I help you? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
851 |
I don't mind the Fitbit part, but the Hamster Diet is beginning to get to me. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
852 |
I'm training to be a Senator. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
853 |
Work will set me free. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
854 |
Cancel my two o'clock with the vet. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
855 |
That's good Jim; now we're getting somewhere. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
856 |
I thought they meant I would be a metaphorical guinea pig. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
857 |
If I've said it once, I've said it 100 times, "Whatever goes around comes around." |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
858 |
It generates the most electricity just before Happy Hour. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
859 |
Of course I have my suspicions but management assured me it's part of the employee health program. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
860 |
Can you put me on hold? I wish! |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
861 |
I'm looking for a job in a less cyclical industry. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
862 |
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes, she'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes ... ahhh, another productive and useful day in PR. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
863 |
I can't believe they force us to wear a tie. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
864 |
Hello? IT? Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
865 |
Are we there yet? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
866 |
Hamsters don't get free mocha lattes, so shut up, already. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
867 |
At least they let me keep my private office. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
868 |
Been there done that |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
869 |
It works your legs and shreds your documents, perfect for White House staff. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
870 |
I feel like we're talking in circles. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
871 |
Going forward. You? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
872 |
Siri, who moved my cheese? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
873 |
Great design, but "Born to Run" gnaws at me. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
874 |
Carol, can you cancel my 12 o'clock? I'm running a bit behind. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
875 |
*me attempting to to run away from my problems like* |
1.1714 |
0.09602 |
35 |
32 |
0 |
3 |
876 |
...and with my calorie restricted diet, I can keep going like this until I'm 105! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
877 |
Where are we? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
878 |
According to the management consultant, "it's the journey that counts" |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
879 |
If we keep at it I'm sure this project will move forward, Sir. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
880 |
Honey, they just put me on the fast track at work. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
881 |
Maybe pushing for the corporate gym wasn't such a good idea. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
882 |
Cancel my 1:30 for the Habitrail, Ms. Jones, I'm on a roll. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
883 |
Is this Meals on Wheels? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
884 |
I feel like I'm not getting anywhere in life. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
885 |
I feel like I'm making tremendous progress. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
886 |
Tread Mill, how may we help you? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
887 |
I really need to get out of the rat race. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
888 |
Sorry Honey, I'm going to be late. I just can't seem to get away from here. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
889 |
Hurry! The first one that reaches the end wins! |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
890 |
401k...healthcare...a sense of purpose...Carol in marketing... |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
891 |
He said to dress for the job you want, not the job you have. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
892 |
I'm important. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
893 |
This is what entering the NewYorker Cartoon Caption Contest feels like. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
894 |
Leonard's idle talk about 'corporate revolution' was swiftly rewarded with a new assignment. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
895 |
I miss the old wellness program. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
896 |
Corporate's made me the guinea pig for its new wellness initiative. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
897 |
I'll have to circle back to you on this. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
898 |
I feel like I'm going nowhere. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
899 |
No, seriously, I work for the State Department. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
900 |
It's all about the work-life balance, you know what I mean? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
901 |
"What goes up must come down Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin" (Blood Sweat and Tears) |
1.1714 |
0.09602 |
35 |
32 |
0 |
3 |
902 |
Sometimes I just feel there's nowhere for me to go. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
903 |
Alice, bring in more pellets - it is dinner time. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
904 |
Each time I use the word 'utilize,' my boss makes me run a thousand circles. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
905 |
Well at least I'm out of the rat race! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
906 |
Stop calling me Gregster. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
907 |
Could you pop up the volume on that theme from Rocky? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
908 |
We're reducing our carbon foot print to zero. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
909 |
I'm starting to think that this is a go-nowhere job. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
910 |
I'm running a little late. Catch up with you later. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
911 |
I can't wait for my promotion. Then I'll be able to roll around in a ball. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
912 |
I'm a hamster. This is my job. I'm a hamster. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
913 |
Did I tell you that I traded in my treadmill desk for a carbon neutral alternative? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
914 |
That moment when you realize the rat race isn't for everyone. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
915 |
This is right in my wheelhouse. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
916 |
At least they could relax the dress code. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
917 |
Screw standing desks... |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
918 |
No ma'am, this is Trump's replacement for the Office of Renewable Energy. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
919 |
I feel like we're getting nowhere on this call. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
920 |
Henry's boss has a dim view of those who misuse the word "literally". |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
921 |
I gave up the rat race for this? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
922 |
Not just a publicist. I'm a spin doctor. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
923 |
Great day! 12,000 steps! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
924 |
I'm on pace to keep the hamsters up all night. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
925 |
Oh, same old, same old. What's new with you? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
926 |
Can you pipe in something other than “round and round and round we go?” |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
927 |
Didn't you hear? Work-life balance has been deregulated. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
928 |
Our new business plan is revolutionary. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
929 |
You can't keep giving me the runaround. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
930 |
Yes, you heard right, one large piece of lettuce and a small carrot. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
931 |
Right. Coffee. Oh, and don't forget. We're almost out of cedar wood shavings. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
932 |
It's his last day on the job. He's being replaced by the electronic paper shredder. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
933 |
."And on top of that , every 100 miles I get a food pellet." |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
934 |
Three years after the large mutant hamsters had taken over, John was still trying to figure out what had gone wrong. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
935 |
Race to 2020 |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
936 |
...thank you for calling tech support - please state your question in the form of a peanut. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
937 |
I think we're getting somewhere. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
938 |
Don't worry, I take half second micro breaks every ten minutes. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
939 |
After I finish running around in circles I'm going to jump to a few conclusions. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
940 |
Yep, that's me -- wheeling and dealing. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
941 |
Boss, are you sure this is the path to advancing my career? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
942 |
Just don't get my father started talking about charter schools, and you'll be fine… |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
943 |
You'll never get anywhere with that attitude. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
944 |
These new-fangled desks are getting out of hand. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
945 |
I'll be late, hon. The big wheel's in my office. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
946 |
I misunderstood about being assigned to our office in New Guinea. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
947 |
Part of me still misses the rat race. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
948 |
My whole life I've felt like I'm going nowhere. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
949 |
Honey, I'm getting nowhere.....Can you bring me my ball? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
950 |
Researchers preferred lawyers instead of rats because they were plentiful, cheaper and not as cute. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
951 |
Like I said before Dude, I don't think that relationship is right for you. Shit! Some idiot just left the door wide open! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
952 |
This beats that damn maze. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
953 |
Cheaper than a gym membership. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
954 |
Customer service, thank you for waiting |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
955 |
Good morning, and welcome to trainlikeahampster.com! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
956 |
The sugar water is nice, but someone moved my cheese. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
957 |
I'll see you when I get there. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
958 |
Wow--who knew climbing the corporate ladder would be so hard? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
959 |
I definitely look a lot busier doing nothing at this desk. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
960 |
Confidentially, we're not making much progress on the President's agenda. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
961 |
I can't talk for long, this new job has got me running all of the time. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
962 |
I love it. I'm just not in love with it. |
1.1714 |
0.09602 |
35 |
32 |
0 |
3 |
963 |
Getting nowhere fast. How ya doing on that ladder? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
964 |
Soulless Cycle. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
965 |
I can't believe I agreed to be his press secretary." |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
966 |
This promotion changes everything... |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
967 |
Just the same old rat race. How about you? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
968 |
if there's a wheel, there's a way. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
969 |
I preferred the rat race. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
970 |
I still think we should go solar. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
971 |
Do you ever just feel like you're running in place? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
972 |
I have officially joined the rat race. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
973 |
I have a feeling this deal won't get us anywhere. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
974 |
Honey, if I'm not home in four hours call the police. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
975 |
Phil would regularly use the gym at Sisyphus, Inc. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
976 |
if I keep doing this, my reward may be an easy confirmation by the House and Senate. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
977 |
I just hate being trapped in a metaphor. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
978 |
Honey I'm almost home |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
979 |
Management wouldn't settle for the stand-up desk. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
980 |
It makes me feel like a big wheel. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
981 |
It's like working for SoulCycle, only it's Soul-Sucking. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
982 |
Sure am glad this new Trumpcare is keeping me in shape! |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
983 |
Karyn, when you have a minute my cedar bedding needs freshening. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
984 |
I'm walking out that door and quitting. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
985 |
Sorry dear, I'm running late. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
986 |
I usually do four hours of cardio followed by four hours of cardio. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
987 |
It's called soulless cycling. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
988 |
I've been spinning my wheel for hours on this. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
989 |
Are we there yet? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
990 |
I am big. It's the hamsters that got small. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
991 |
I never thought that HR would be so touchy about the shag carpet! |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
992 |
This rat race is doing wonders for my glutes. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
993 |
The GlassDoor reviews said I'd end up spinning my wheels. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
994 |
'....no hun, I haven't seen your car keys.' |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
995 |
The worlds smallest man working off some extra ounces. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
996 |
It may seem demeaning, but I'm making 21 cents on the dollar more than the hamster I replaced. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
997 |
You're still using a standing desk? |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
998 |
The Matrix: The Analog Years |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
999 |
I'm on my way, dear. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1000 |
Well, yeah, of course I'm going somewhere here at Headquarters. What kind of question is that??! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1001 |
Funny, unfunny, unfunny, somewhat funny, . . . . |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1002 |
At least it's air conditioned. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1003 |
I'll get back to you later — gotta run. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1004 |
I can't believe it, I got such a great deal - $80 a month, and they have showers too! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1005 |
Not much. Just spinning my wheel. And, you? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1006 |
I don't mind powering the building, but I'm gonna need the chips changed more often |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1007 |
How the Secret Service in the Trump Hotel both stays in shape and supplies the cheap energy to cool the Yuge Bannon Beer Cave in the penthouse. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1008 |
Quick! Someone close the door before the cat gets in. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1009 |
I'm going for 100,000 on my Fitbit. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1010 |
It's a new system they're testing out. I'm just the guinea pig. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1011 |
I'd rather you refer to it as the wheel of fortune. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1012 |
Forgot to feed Squeaky when he was six. Reincarnation understandable. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1013 |
Some call it a rat race. I call it 10000 steps a day. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1014 |
I tried the stand-up desk but this stimulates more endorphins and better ideas. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1015 |
The Spicer Spin, an alternative way to lose facts |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1016 |
SoulCycle is for suckers. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1017 |
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?. . . |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1018 |
The boss will never know we lost the last one and replaced him with another. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1019 |
Keeping up with the Sisyphus's |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1020 |
Four legs good--two legs almost as good. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1021 |
Hate it when I forget my Fitbit! |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1022 |
Yeah, it's a bit harder to read email, but I can pee in the corner! |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1023 |
Proof that the Fitbit is turning men into mice. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1024 |
I've got you on handsfree cause I'm at the wheel. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1025 |
Well, they told me if I keep working really hard, I can make my way up to CEO. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1026 |
My brain says get another job, but my Fitbit says stay here. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1027 |
Can you check if the boss's room is cool now? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1028 |
Trump action...no progress. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1029 |
...I'll circle back to you on that one |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1030 |
Hello, you're through to David in the Government Progress Department... |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1031 |
You should see him at crossfit. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1032 |
Hi honey. Remember when they said I'd get the office reserved for the 'big wheel'? |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1033 |
Honey, I'll be home in about thirty minutes if I clear the doorway and don't crash into the wall. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1034 |
I decided to reinvent myself. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1035 |
When do we break for lunch? |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1036 |
Dave, I gotta run. We still on for yogurt drops later? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1037 |
Yes boss, I’m working on the Habitrail account. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1038 |
Is it just me, or is this conversation continuing to go in circles? |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1039 |
Someone stop this thing! |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1040 |
Though generally happy at his new job, Bill did at times wonder about the prospects for advancement. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1041 |
All this wheelin & dealin was making Joe thirsty |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1042 |
Our company finally renovated the employee gym - no more treadmills! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1043 |
I'm in the wheel house. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1044 |
It's the hamster efficiency program. I've also got a protein bar stored in my cheeks. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1045 |
It is soul crushing, but somehow I like it. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1046 |
Thank you for calling Alternate Energy Inc. How may I help you? |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1047 |
You ever have one of those days where you feel like you just can't get ahead? |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1048 |
A glimpse into the R&D labs at RedBull. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1049 |
When does the whole privilege thing kick in? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1050 |
Can't talk now - gotta run. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1051 |
Actually some people would be offended by the expression, "I don't give a rat's ass". |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1052 |
Act now and we'll include this bag of cedar chips for free! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1053 |
I'd rather join the rat race! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1054 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm just going in circles. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1055 |
Yes, it's working perfectly so far productivity wise but I just can't get that damn "I'm Chip, He's Dale" song out of my head! |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1056 |
We should have just told him he was fired instead of letting him run in circles. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1057 |
I assumed it was a typo when I saw our new fitness center called 'state of the rat.' |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1058 |
It looked smaller on TV. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1059 |
Oh yeah, you feel you're on the treadmill of life. Tell me about it. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1060 |
I try not to think about it when I'm running. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1061 |
YOU think it's easy getting to the top! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1062 |
100,000 steps this week and it's only Wednesday. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1063 |
Dyslexic Sisyphus |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1064 |
That's right, Honey. I'm on a hamster wheel in an office ... indoors ... there's no breeze. But my tie is sticking straight out, like it's caught in the wind. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1065 |
If the hamster calls in sick tomorrow, I'm not doing this again. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1066 |
It’s called Soulless Cycle. I think they’re gonna IPO. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1067 |
Buy small cube of apple futures asap. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1068 |
We have openings right now with unlimited opportunity for advancement. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1069 |
Sorry. Can't talk now. Gotta run. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1070 |
However, the worksite gym is bringing a decline in my mental health. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1071 |
I dunno. I'll get there when I get there! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1072 |
Well, I bet the hamster isn't feeling any more rewarded sitting my cubicle, either. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1073 |
I liked my old spin class better |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1074 |
Running a little late, Dear. I'll be home soon. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1075 |
Middle management training for the rat race. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1076 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheel. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1077 |
The last time I saw your stupid dog, he was chasing his tail. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1078 |
Hamster appreciation month |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1079 |
It's not exactly my dream job but my office has a window. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1080 |
The door is always open...The door is always open...The door is always open... |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1081 |
Yes sir I understand the metaphor but are the cedar chips really necessary? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1082 |
More fresh news please. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1083 |
I've been spinning my wheel all day, but I just don't see a way out. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1084 |
All this running around has got me thinking... |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1085 |
It all started with a stand up desk. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1086 |
My work-life balance is spinning out of control! |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1087 |
Manster |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1088 |
Actually, I've always dreamed of working from home. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1089 |
Yea, at my old job I felt like I was just treading water, but in this new position I feel like I'm finally getting somewhere. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1090 |
I think I'm done here. Get the maze ready. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1091 |
Just the same old rat race. How about you? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1092 |
Donald Trump's alternative energy plan |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1093 |
Climbing the corporate ladder takes forever. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1094 |
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall 99 Bottles of Beer |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1095 |
My boss said that if I do this everyday I might actually get somewhere. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1096 |
Hang on guys, I'm almost there. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1097 |
This is my year! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1098 |
Am I there yet? |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1099 |
Pet Smart, rodent health. How may I help you. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1100 |
How many more revolutions until I'm a real corporate rat? |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1101 |
Sorry honey, but I'll be late for dinner. Traffic at the office is a nightmare. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1102 |
Every day, as Frank worked his way up the corporate ladder, things seemed to get more and more pointless. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1103 |
I just feel like I'm always running and never getting anywhere at work. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1104 |
The Maze is next, I think. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1105 |
Hon, I'll be late, been running in circles. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1106 |
With my clear ball in the shop, it's the green tube for me today. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1107 |
Trump's Immigration Bill is starting to gain some traction. |
1.1562 |
0.09102 |
32 |
29 |
1 |
2 |
1108 |
Yeah, the hours are good, but there's really no room for advancement here. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1109 |
You've got to trust me on this, I'm making real progress. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1110 |
I've been thinking, it's time I quit this rat race. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1111 |
I'm tired of running this by myself! |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
1112 |
Are you sure this will kick start the sump pump? |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1113 |
Help! I'm trapped in the Congressional investigation into Russian meddling! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1114 |
Making America great. And you? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1115 |
I finally feel like I'm getting somewhere at work. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1116 |
Welcome to the Rat Race |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1117 |
And to think, I only have $50,000.00 left to pay on my student loans! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1118 |
Beats me; something about 'running this Department like a great American company'. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1119 |
The GOP's alternative energy plan is going great so far. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1120 |
Hi, who just joined the call? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1121 |
I'm telling you t's not a metaphor. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1122 |
Do you think we're just spinning our wheels in here? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1123 |
Although some people insisted that it was a metaphor, Dan simply referred to it as "great cardio." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1124 |
I prefer to think of it as multi-tasking. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1125 |
Tell my manager that Sisyphus had it easier! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1126 |
What Time Is The Meeting ? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1127 |
Don't give me that runaround. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1128 |
Hi, I'm calling from Hamsterdam. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1129 |
This year's bonus could be $100K and a really long drink of water. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1130 |
Sure, it's tough, but I found a job that the robots aren't going to want to take. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1131 |
He's big, brown and white, and is in fantastic shape. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1132 |
Sometimes I feel like I am getting nowhere. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1133 |
When do we vest again? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1134 |
Another day, another scoop of hamster kibble. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1135 |
I'm in my wheelhouse. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1136 |
3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38.... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1137 |
I'll never win this damn contest! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1138 |
Keeping up with the Trump News cycle. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1139 |
Nah, I've gotten out of the rat race. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1140 |
It is not the destination, it is not the destination, it is not the destination... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1141 |
Half a pound of apple, carrot and cucumber cubes, a small cauliflower and a Diet Coke. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1142 |
Yes, available on QVC. You get the wheel, water bottle---all inclusive. We're calling it Hamster Health! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1143 |
They weren't kidding about that rat race thing. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1144 |
Promise you'll call when the power comes back. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1145 |
I need a spin doctor. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1146 |
An office with an adjoining washroom. What more could I want? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1147 |
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1148 |
It was a hostile takeover. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1149 |
Sisyphus was an amateur. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1150 |
I can talk the talk. What I need is a job where I only have to walk the walk. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1151 |
Running desks are the next big thing. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1152 |
My last office was in a tube. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1153 |
I can't wait until I get promoted to the maze. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1154 |
Hey, it beats the 'rat race'!. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1155 |
The intern is running just fine. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1156 |
Your overqualified resume is not a problem as long as you can pass our wheel test. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1157 |
God I hate Pi..! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1158 |
Hello? United States Congress. Please hold. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1159 |
They're just spinning their wheels in HR. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1160 |
Let me call you back - I need to take a dump in the corner. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1161 |
A politician's day: spin, spin, spin, with no forward movemen. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1162 |
Hey genie? ... my wish was to BECOME a big wheel, not to BE in one! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1163 |
The squeaking sound must be at your end. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1164 |
I get the sense that we're running in circles here. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1165 |
I can't attend the conference Gary, I'm currently in Aspen training for the Rat Race. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1166 |
I'm never going to get ahead! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1167 |
I think I'm just going to stay home and nibble around the house tonight. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1168 |
And it's safer than a treadmill. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1169 |
Department of Labor. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1170 |
I was always to short to ride the Ferris Wheel. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1171 |
I don't believe in multi-tasking. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1172 |
Has he released his tax returns yet? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1173 |
Don't worry. I'll get around to it. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1174 |
....special offer just for you. This fund is going to so successful, you too can spend your days just running on the beach. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1175 |
Circle of life or circle of ex wife? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1176 |
I'll have the car charged in 30 minutes. See you in 31. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1177 |
I feel we're getting nowhere fast. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1178 |
And they stock the kitchen with free pellets! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1179 |
Yes, I'm getting around to it. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1180 |
Let's not try and reinvent the hamster wheel, okay? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1181 |
I like to stay hydrated while exercising. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1182 |
The stand-up desk was fine, but now I get more done AND I power the entire office |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1183 |
I see now why you never see a fat hamster. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1184 |
'It's called Shred-bit' |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1185 |
I'm working on a remake of "As the World Turns" |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1186 |
I came, I saw, I spun my wheels. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1187 |
Honey, don't wait up...The lab rats are on strike again! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1188 |
When did the make the treadmills round? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1189 |
All dressed up and nowhere to go. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1190 |
Not much. Singularity keeping me crazy busy as always. You? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1191 |
Just an Ambien. Why? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1192 |
My cholesterol is down, but I have the overwhelming urge to breed. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1193 |
The good news is I got that job at the E.P.A... |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1194 |
The job may be run of the mill, but the benefits are oh so youge! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1195 |
A metaphor he said. It'll be good he said. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1196 |
Am I a mouse or am I a man? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1197 |
Bob, its so much more rewarding than the elliptical. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1198 |
I can assure you sir, this is not a pyramid scheme. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1199 |
Employee Training Lab |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1200 |
Giving the hamsters a chance to run things seemed like the logical next step at the time. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1201 |
Standing desks are so 2016. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1202 |
Dr. Pavlov's coffee break |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1203 |
Sure, come on over and we can go for a spin. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1204 |
I'm your congressman, working for you. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1205 |
Sorry, I was on mute. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1206 |
Take that, gerbils! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1207 |
This is a test - to show someone I care for, that we're not just stuck in some pigeon-holed existence. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1208 |
Despite all of his effort, Brad felt like he was getting nowhere. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1209 |
Ow! I think I just pulled a hamsterstring. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1210 |
I'm always in training for the the rat race. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1211 |
Something's gotta change around here- no matter how hard I try I can't seem to get anywhere. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1212 |
I'd like to order one large pizza – half hamster pellet, and half gerbil mix … both with extra cheese. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1213 |
The more I go forward, the behinder I get. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1214 |
A couple of changes, and we can build the big one uncle Ferris ! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1215 |
I should have never suggested the company should be more energy efficient. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1216 |
Tell the gerbil thanks but we're going with the hamster instead. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1217 |
Well, I’d better go. It’s almost pellet-time. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1218 |
I'd like to apologize to P.E.T.A. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1219 |
Riding on the heels of those who have come before you is never easy |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1220 |
Why won't my co-workers gather around the water cooler? |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1221 |
Don’t look so smug. There’s still no scientific consensus. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1222 |
This is not the corporate wellness program I remember. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1223 |
And they said I'd never make it to middle management! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1224 |
Has anyone told him about the snake? |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1225 |
I am just spinning my heels; how about you? |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1226 |
Training for the maze. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1227 |
Let's circle back around to that later. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1228 |
This conversation is going nowhere, fast. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1229 |
Productivity numbers are off you say? I don't understand. I have this office running like a well-oiled machine. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1230 |
No, I wouldn't exactly say that they've got me chasing my own tail... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1231 |
I’m telling you we can’t call this thing “Habitat for Humanity”. That’s already trademarked. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1232 |
Wow this day is flying. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1233 |
yeah dude i shit and piss wherever i want. it's so tight. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1234 |
They say I’m climbing the ladder but… |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1235 |
Frank, I'm telling you, the treadmill desk is passe. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1236 |
Booooorn in the USAAAAA |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1237 |
The gig economy got me like... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1238 |
I need to talk to someone about the standing desk I ordered... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1239 |
Sometimes I feel like I am going nowhere in this industry. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1240 |
All it takes is a little leg work to turn this whole thing around. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1241 |
Our HR department has some unique ideas on WORK-LIFE balance. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1242 |
No, I clearly ordered the treadmill desk! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1243 |
Sell! And bring more carrots and lettuce! And deodorant. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1244 |
You've reached the Trump promises help desk. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1245 |
I love the smell of fresh cedar shavings in the morning. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1246 |
Miss Hastings, what time is my maze? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1247 |
Note to self: Never buy a home gym on ebay. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1248 |
Yes, I said my name is Mr. Ham, sir. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1249 |
Ma'am, could you please un-stuff your cheek pouches, I'm having trouble hearing you. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1250 |
The truth is you're a fish out of water. And it's not flying. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1251 |
I'm still coming as quickly as I can, boss. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1252 |
Yes, my pacemaker seems to be acting up. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1253 |
I have another call - can I put you on coast? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1254 |
Don't you hate it when the hamsters don't close the door after they fed you? |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1255 |
I need two thousand more steps to beat Bob in Accounting's Fit Bit steps. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1256 |
It's just a 30-day trial. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1257 |
Do you deliver pellets? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1258 |
Heck, this place is a million times better than Sisyphus Inc! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1259 |
Running my own department isn't all it's cracked up to be |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1260 |
Corner office with a view my ass! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1261 |
Am I a hamster dreaming I'm a man or a man dreaming I'm an accountant? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1262 |
Good news Mr. President, we have finally repealed and replaced the hamster |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1263 |
I can't believe this got IRB approval. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1264 |
I feel like we're going in circles, here. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1265 |
Boss, I really don't consider this as being on the fast track... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1266 |
I feel like I'm on the wheel of misfortune. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1267 |
My standing desk was great, but this is revolutionary! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1268 |
I'm getting off at the next stop. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1269 |
I'm just sick and tired of the rat race, Bill |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1270 |
I'm ready to resign as soon as I make it to the door. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1271 |
Now I know how Mankoff feels. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1272 |
AC or DC? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1273 |
Our 401k subject is certainly responding to treatment, but wait till you see the nepotism group... |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1274 |
Enough? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1275 |
so, this is the new company health plan... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1276 |
I think something's wrong with our corporate ladder... |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1277 |
I just can't escape the feeling my career is going nowhere. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1278 |
Let's circle back to your first point. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1279 |
I'm getting the feeling this is a dead end job. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1280 |
Let me finish running these numbers and I'll get back you. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1281 |
Well, it did become better when they switched from shredded paper to cedar shavings. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1282 |
Try running a little faster |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1283 |
Good evening. This is Nibbles, and I'm calling about the Mouse Squeaker’s proposed repeal of the Affordable Carrot Act, a statute that benefits millions of individuals unable to afford carrots on their current celery. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1284 |
Ergonomic, shmergonic...wait til those stand up deskers on 5 see this. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1285 |
Thank you for calling the "Life Balance Hotline", how can I help you? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1286 |
We're striving for a zero carbon footprint. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1287 |
I am at the office just spinning my wheel!!!! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1288 |
Welcome to the Fox News Green Room. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1289 |
Ms.Jones, get Fluffy in here now! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1290 |
Always be circling. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1291 |
My new office health plan. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1292 |
Stan, I can't tell you how great it is to be out of the rat race. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1293 |
No, I can't meet you for lunch. I'm training for the rat race. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1294 |
During the first week of his sales job, Ben just couldn't hit the ground running. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1295 |
Gentlemen, the patent is ours as soon as I figure out how to catch up with the oxygen tube while running. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1296 |
I'd really love to Bill, but it seems impossible for me to get away from the office these days... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1297 |
Doc, are you sure about those stem cells you transplanted? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1298 |
The joke's on that gerbil ... I have a ton of paperwork to do. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1299 |
They ordered the wrong treadmill, but I'm getting used to it. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1300 |
The recruited me with the promise of an in-house gym. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1301 |
No......you're not even close.....guess again. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1302 |
I'm a believer now: you join the rat race, you become a rat! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1303 |
I'm almost here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1304 |
Sorry about dinner. I'm running late |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1305 |
I should have never dropped out of law school. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1306 |
Peak work-life balance, almost there. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1307 |
Marge, please call my wife and tell her I'll be home in ... er, October |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1308 |
I'm starting to question my career ladder. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1309 |
This isn't what I was expecting when they said we would be working on "employee health." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1310 |
I'd like to buy a vowel. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1311 |
Just another manic Monday |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1312 |
I'd love to help, but that's not really in my wheelhouse. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1313 |
At least I didn't vote for change! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1314 |
I am living the analogy. Next, a sardine can to home. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1315 |
The strategy appears sound. The problem must lie in the execution. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1316 |
New Yorker staff members trying to enter a Trump news conference |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1317 |
I can't believe that hamster tricked me again. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1318 |
Only 7,982 days to retirement! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1319 |
Robert Allan Thompson (AKA "Rat") prepares for the upcoming marathon of life |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1320 |
How soon can we go off the emergency generator? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1321 |
It doesn't seem to matter how hard I work; I'm still not getting anywhere. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1322 |
Then they had me get in a big ball and roll around the kitchen floor. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1323 |
Soul Cycle by Mike Pence. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1324 |
Next year I'll be a senior senator. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1325 |
Not bad. Same old, same old. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1326 |
Noon! It's all downhill from here! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1327 |
Me? Eh, you know. Same old rat race. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1328 |
No wonder I've been stuck in the same office for 10 years. It's not a corporate ladder at all! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1329 |
Let's stop running around in circles and make a decision. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1330 |
I recommend the Kool-Aid. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1331 |
I wish we did Casual Friday. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1332 |
... and we're going to retire to a cabin in Maine ... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1333 |
The trick is to stay hydrated. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1334 |
They call this a comprehensive health plan?? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1335 |
I did't know that this is what "going out for a spin" meant. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1336 |
Damn that "...and other duties as assigned" clause! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1337 |
I am not a rat, I am not a rat, I am not a rat, I am not. . . . |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1338 |
I know it sounds crazy, but I really think there's opportunity for advancement here. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1339 |
I AM your "go to" guy! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1340 |
I think Sysphus had a better deal! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1341 |
Let me chew on it for a while and I'll get back to you. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1342 |
Ya know, Bob, I feel like I'm getting the runaround on this project. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1343 |
I can't believe my phone added 5,000 more steps... |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1344 |
My contract says that I get a corner office and a gym membership. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1345 |
The Ultimate fantasy of Corporate |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1346 |
I asked for a stand-up desk to use at work and this is what they gave me instead. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1347 |
All I said was, "Give me the right framework, and I could really wheel and deal!" |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1348 |
I'm bullish on cedar. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1349 |
I see myself more as a wheeler than a dealer. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1350 |
The usual. Shedding and shredding. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1351 |
Chet's Hamster Wheels. Chet speaking. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1352 |
This mandatory employee fitness program is a killer! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1353 |
Yes, that's right clive, human trials have begun and the subjects are exhibiting the same behavior as the hamsters. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1354 |
Short food pellets ... sell bedding ... buy plastic tunnels. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1355 |
I'd hoped for a promotion, but they keep giving me the runaround. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1356 |
How long does a gerbil take for a bathroom break? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1357 |
It's not only money that makes the world go round. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1358 |
I'm making progress! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1359 |
Soulless Cycle: the Paul Ryan Exercise Machine and Diet Plan |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1360 |
Remember that Email about revamping our offices? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1361 |
Actually, last week they moved me to the Capitol. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1362 |
Really misinterpreted the company's wellness initiative! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1363 |
I work from home, but I miss the thrill of the commute. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1364 |
What do you mean you can't move my door to the ceiling? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1365 |
Don't think I want to be a hamster in my next life... |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1366 |
Human race. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1367 |
I'm not buying into the rat race, George. I'm leveraging my treadmill desk. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1368 |
And I thought bring your owners to work day would be a good idea |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1369 |
Sure is nice to finally get my own office. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1370 |
What do you mean catch up with my work? I can't catch up to the water bottle. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1371 |
Living like a hamster? Oh, no -- I'm a hedge fund executive! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1372 |
I even got a bigger wheel! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1373 |
Devin Nunes' search for the truth. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1374 |
Yes dear, I'm still your pet. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1375 |
Nowhere. How about you? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1376 |
Cancel my 3 o'clock and dangle the shiny object! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1377 |
I should have gone with the standing desk. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1378 |
Only thirty four more years, Andy, you can do it, you can do it. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1379 |
Helen, we've been downsized. Please lock the cat in the basement before I get home. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1380 |
John is running the EPA's new clean energy plan. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1381 |
I'm so upset by the latest news cycle I won't even mention that the cartoonist stupidly extended the windowsill into my exercise cage. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1382 |
Hi Tom, Jerry here. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1383 |
not oil futures... oil "can"... |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1384 |
In-Place Office Solutions. May I help you? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1385 |
Monday |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1386 |
He seemed like such a nice guy: told me he’d be right back. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1387 |
Thank God it's Friday. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1388 |
People's Renewable Energy. How may I help you? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1389 |
Shit! I'm gonna be late again. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1390 |
I thought "running late"was an expression! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1391 |
I'll be back as soon as I find my Fortune. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1392 |
'I've arrived. Thank you graduate school!" |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1393 |
Hello! Tweet this immediatly; "Amazing progress with Congress here; repeal and replace taxes next; America great again very very soon!" |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1394 |
Do you think he's spinning me a line? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1395 |
Say 2:15? I'm running late. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1396 |
My door is always open. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1397 |
Officer, he's big, goes by Gus, and as far as I can tell, is in terrific shape. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1398 |
Jones, by noon I need those sales reports and new shavings. I've been drinking a lot of water. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1399 |
I should have upgraded from my standing desk sooner. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1400 |
The existentialist's SoulCycle. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1401 |
Oh, and Mary? Send in some cardboard. I need to make myself a new nest. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1402 |
Can't talk to you now, hun, I've got to run |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1403 |
I'm tired of Chuck giving me the old run around. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1404 |
The Roomba only comes in on Fridays |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1405 |
Bill 'em for 16,423 revolutions on that contract. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1406 |
At least we have an open door policy |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1407 |
I can't talk right now, Jim. Just finishing up here at the office, and I'm already late for my spin class. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1408 |
Can I get Fox News in Here? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1409 |
What happened to the coffee breaks? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1410 |
Can I call you right back....I'm trying to get out the door? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1411 |
This 'work from home' commute is killing me. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1412 |
It's a new spin on the standup desk. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1413 |
No, let's meet at that new pizza joint around the corner instead. I have a sudden craving for cheese! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1414 |
Urine output, very funny! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1415 |
I wish that darn mouse would get back here ! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1416 |
Honey I know I'm late for dinner but my boss says if I continue to work harder I will see a few more pellets.. I mean dollars in my paycheck. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1417 |
Cancel my 3:30, get me Andrews in accounting, I need more ticker tape, and . . . |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1418 |
Trump's new healthcare plan. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1419 |
So I said, "Mr. Bowers, I'm sick of these petty humiliations." |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1420 |
Someday I'm gonna walk right out that open door and be free. Someday. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1421 |
“Life is a circle. It spins you around.” ? Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1422 |
Right now, just being the captain of my wheelhouse. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1423 |
What am I doing? Oh just a bit of running around. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1424 |
Tuesday's fine, but can we make it your office? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1425 |
I'm sorry, but this whole project just isn't getting anywhere. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1426 |
Rat race? No thanks, I'd rather 'pull a hammy' in here |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1427 |
Insider yes-upward mobility no. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1428 |
Stop calling it a 'fitness craze'. It's a lifestyle. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1429 |
Stand up desks are a thing of the past! This multi-use work, exercise, and hydration wheel is the real deal! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1430 |
Winded? What makes you think I sound winded? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1431 |
Sometimes I get a feeling that life is like an open door that leads to nowhere. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1432 |
I'll call you back when I get there. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1433 |
Dang, I can't believe they just raised the retirement age! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1434 |
to close this deal we need to meet...otherwise we are just running in circles |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1435 |
It's true, the corner office had a view. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1436 |
Sometimes I just feel like my life is going round in circles |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1437 |
Plenty of opportunity for advancement, they said. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1438 |
For more options press pound |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1439 |
When giant mutant hamsters rule the world. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1440 |
I'm just a few food pellets from my retirement number |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1441 |
No, 'nose to the grindstone' doesn't quite sound like the idiom that explains my situation. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1442 |
I just feel there's no room for advancing here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1443 |
Going forward, I expect to make good progress on that, Boss! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1444 |
Once you get past the wood chip smell, these new work stations are way better than the standing desks. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1445 |
Have to hurry if I'm going to get there by never. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1446 |
Cheese is for wimps! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1447 |
Thanks for calling Amazon, how can I assist you? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1448 |
Your call is endlessly important to us. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1449 |
H.R. says it's a lateral move but I think they're using circular logic. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1450 |
I feel like I'm just going around in circles here... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1451 |
I know that the ad said this job offered a "progressive working environment", but . . . |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1452 |
This way I don't spill my pediasure. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1453 |
''Let me call you back, I'm running late to a meeting'' |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1454 |
I just enjoy the scenery. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1455 |
Eureka ! exercise break becomes billable hour |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1456 |
It's soulless, but they pay me. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1457 |
Yes, this sucks, but it beats the water maze |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1458 |
They gave me everything I asked for. An assistant. A reserved parking spot. They even threw in a bigger wheel! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1459 |
Make it a double cheeseburger, I'm running late |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1460 |
A lot of times I feel like you're giving me the run around. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1461 |
Barney wanted a real job, but he never learned to pronounce his r’s. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1462 |
I don't give a rat's ass what you think. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1463 |
I'm a big wheel around here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1464 |
The corporate gym is not quite what I’d expected. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1465 |
I smell a rat. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1466 |
So near and yet so far. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1467 |
The perks are great. They have an exercise program, free drinks, and convenient in-office urinals. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1468 |
That's the last time I suggest cutting back the power bill. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1469 |
No I am NOT spinning in cirlces |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
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3 |
0 |
1470 |
You never know where this will lead. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1471 |
Manhattan? What's not to love about Manhattan? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1472 |
Working from home has been more liberating than I thought it would be. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1473 |
How much more until I generate electricity or pull a hamster-ing? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1474 |
It still beats commuting. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1475 |
Health insurance costs are down and we're saving a bunch on the energy bill! |
1.1111 |
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1 |
1476 |
I understand he wants to lower the unemployment rate, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
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1 |
1477 |
Honey, I do this to keep the lights on, remember? |
1.1111 |
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27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1478 |
This isn't as fun as it looked |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1479 |
Hello, ma'am, have you ever thought about owning a piece of paradise at a beautiful, relaxing Polynesian resort.....? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1480 |
So I'm a rodent. What can I do you for, Mom? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1481 |
Sometimes I get the feeling I'm going nowhere in this job. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1482 |
And I'm TOTALLY on track for an office with a window. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1483 |
I don't think I will make it to the bathroom on time. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1484 |
Running faster to stay in place. How about you? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1485 |
I'll turn it around ASAP. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1486 |
This is getting me nowhere fast. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1487 |
Nancy, cancel my 3 o'clock, I'm on a roll. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1488 |
I feel like my work is going unnoticed |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1489 |
In shock, Bob Mankoff learns about his retirement activities. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1490 |
I still think a battery is a better way to power this phone. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1491 |
I'm sorry, but someone left the office door open and Mr. Jones is now hiding under the sofa in reception. May I take a message? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1492 |
When we close this deal, it's carrot cubes all around. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1493 |
You've gotta start somewhere. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1494 |
Let me call you back. I only have 220 more diameters to go to finish my last mile. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1495 |
Do I sound like I'm full of droppings? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1496 |
I'm gonna run away with this promotion |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1497 |
This is much better than my standing desk. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1498 |
I am dialing up the effort as we speak! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1499 |
Move that cheese again and you'll be hearing from my lawyer. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1500 |
So much better when I get a corner office, so much better when I get a corner office... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1501 |
Finally out of the mail room. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1502 |
I used to have a treadmill desk but then the boss decided this was even better. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1503 |
I'm getting nowhere fast. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1504 |
You know what they say when the chips are down. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1505 |
They said this was the best way to get ahead. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1506 |
....and then I went right into Mr. Mouse's office and I said "Mickey, I demand my own office and an exercise machine. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1507 |
Honey? (yelling) Someone needs to change my newspaper. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1508 |
It's a rat race, but I love it. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1509 |
Alexa, order more water. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1510 |
I'm afraid I'll never get anywhere. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1511 |
Seriously... you call those wings! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1512 |
Just running around; what are you up to? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1513 |
Thursday...hmm...how about somewhere down the road? [blatant tribute to Mr. Mankoff--thank you, sir.] |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
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25 |
1 |
1 |
1514 |
Oh, did I mention that I'm going to The Running of the Hamsters this year? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1515 |
Just a couple of steps to go. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
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25 |
1 |
1 |
1516 |
Destination infinity! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
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24 |
3 |
0 |
1517 |
Well, I wouldn't call it a rat race. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1518 |
Total rags to riches story! And get this - I heard the inventor used to work in a pet store! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1519 |
More lettuce! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1520 |
You say fetish, I say healthy lifestyle choice. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1521 |
HR? Just to let you know the fitness room is out of pellets. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1522 |
I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M MAKING PROGRESS! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1523 |
Yeah, yeah. What goes around comes around, but when all is said and done, it's just back to square one. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1524 |
Fluffy, bring me my two o' clock feeding. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1525 |
We need a coffee refill in the hamster room. Coffee refill in the hamster room. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1526 |
Little did he know the water bottle was filled with his own sweat. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1527 |
Abby, get me a wedge of iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing, and hold the ranch dressing. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1528 |
I pretend to skitter aimlessly, and they pretend to pay me. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1529 |
Talk fast; I'm running late! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1530 |
I'm eating my weakest child at 2, can we meet at 4? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1531 |
I'm not a mouse . . . I'm not a mouse . . . I'm not a mouse . . . |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1532 |
Good morning, Hamster Fitness Group. How can you help me? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1533 |
I feel like I just keep going 'round and 'round on this with you...that's my offer out-the-door. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1534 |
That had better be gin! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1535 |
It's taking forever to charge my phone's battery. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1536 |
Charlie, that's the same thing you said yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1537 |
I've got tubes from 1-6, so we'll have to schedule the rolling ball later in the week. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1538 |
Millennials don't know how good they have it. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1539 |
Switching companies was the right move. I felt like a mouse in a cheese maze at my last job. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1540 |
I wonder if there's a giant hamster sitting at my desk? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1541 |
I should have asked about this job's work-life balance during the interview. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1542 |
I'm running late. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1543 |
I don't usually spring for home gym equipment, but this one matches the shredded newspaper. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1544 |
Hi, this is Pat from 'Hamsters R Us' -- we've changed our product line to appeal to work-at-home professionals. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1545 |
Best of all, they have a fitness room downstairs. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1546 |
It's the alternative to alternative energy. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1547 |
We had an efficiency expert restructure our corporate ladder. I'm not sure I like the results. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1548 |
I'll be running late for dinner. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1549 |
Can't wait to get promoted and have a bigger wheel! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1550 |
The rat race is awkward when you're self-employed. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1551 |
Despite an open door policy, they treat us like animals. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1552 |
Standing desks were so last year |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1553 |
We Republicans are wheeling now. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1554 |
Worked hard all his life and then he died |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1555 |
Inside Trump's little brain. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1556 |
Quick find the giant rat that put me here! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1557 |
I don't know what's wrong with me, Mark. I keep trying to get my work done, but my wheel just keeps on spinning! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1558 |
Just a matter of time before I reach the door--and freedom! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1559 |
I'm running late again |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1560 |
Washington Insider Report: Paul Ryan works on the repeal of Obamacare. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1561 |
This does qualify as a cage-free working environment |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1562 |
Making headway. You? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1563 |
Almost there. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1564 |
Congressman, trickle down thing is way more involved than I expected |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1565 |
For the spins of the father, the sons must pay. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1566 |
Can't wait to see how he spins this one! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1567 |
I don't think tom is making any progress |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1568 |
Core Competency |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1569 |
I'm not sure how productive this is. Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheel. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1570 |
Where did I put the WD40? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1571 |
I prefer to call it multitasking... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1572 |
If one of those bottles of beer on the wall.. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1573 |
There's nothing like a corporate downsizing! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1574 |
Honey, it's the scariest thing. I'm running for my life but the door is open. I can leave anytime I want to. But do I want to? I know, do it for the kids. OK, honey bun, see you at 7. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1575 |
I'm not stopping until Richard Simmons says so. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1576 |
I think my boss gave me the run-around. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1577 |
How does it feel to be the "big wheel!" |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1578 |
Mom, the job is great, but I got to run. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1579 |
I'm guaranteed Olympic Game gold in the next Year of The Rat! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1580 |
Move the guest chair 20 feet from my desk and tell her I'll be there in 10 minutes. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1581 |
Ham--Let me know when I have run a mile. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1582 |
Yours has you jumping through hoops? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1583 |
Mondays are always the hardest. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1584 |
you say: "you work all the time but feel your are not getting anywhere" I think I can help you. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1585 |
Aahh, ya know.Just puttin' one foot in front of the other. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1586 |
"Wow! Combining work and exercise together. Is America great or what?" Thought Dave. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1587 |
I can retire in just 2,645,237 revolutions. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1588 |
... in just two more years I'll get promoted to counter-clockwise |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1589 |
Same old same old. You? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1590 |
When I am promoted I get to run the other way. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1591 |
He said, 'I'm sick of hearing you say you'll get around to it. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1592 |
Bring my jacket in at 5:57; I have a 6:00 breakfast. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1593 |
Standing desk, give me a break. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1594 |
The joke is capitalism |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1595 |
The circle of life. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1596 |
If I eco-charge my phone, I'll give a polar bear another year of life. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1597 |
Hamster help desk, to whom am I speaking? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1598 |
I feel like I'm going around in circles here! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1599 |
I have my own office now. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1600 |
...it's WAY better than Viagra, even if I do gnaw up our furniture after. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1601 |
Pavlovian Man |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1602 |
Honey, I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1603 |
Next, memo to maintenance. Item one, refill the bottle with chardonnay. Item two, open the door to the female's cage next to mine. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1604 |
But the worst is I only want to eat pellets. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1605 |
This is a wonderful way for me to feel that I'm really out of the rat race. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1606 |
The coffeemaker will be powered up in three minutes, sir. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1607 |
That door certainly isn't getting any closer... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1608 |
At least the big Guinea wigs gave me my own office. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1609 |
It was all the running around that appealed |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1610 |
Donald Trump's new energy czar |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1611 |
Sorry, I have to run to another meeting right now. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1612 |
Call Mr. Phillips and tell me we'll meet for lunch on the treadmill at 42nd and Park. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1613 |
Well, it *is* billable time. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1614 |
Let's grab coffee after my 12:30 maze. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1615 |
Standing desks are so two thousand sixteen |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1616 |
I'm aiming for the new performance projections. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1617 |
I think they took individualizing our Workplace Health Program a bit too far. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1618 |
See, we really don't need a hamster! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1619 |
Cancel my 12 o’clock, I’m running behind today. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1620 |
When the company announced it was going to switch to alternative energy sources, I had no idea they meant this. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1621 |
I can't go on. I'll go on. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1622 |
Yep, I'm fine, Mom. Still very much part of the rate race. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1623 |
I like this new water they've put in. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1624 |
Maybe not, but I'm getting there fast! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1625 |
In feel like we're going around in circles. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1626 |
Now I know why the caged bird sings. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1627 |
So I guess this is hell for lab techs. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1628 |
Just remember: it's better than sitting in a cubicle. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1629 |
I suppose I could have picked a better virtual reality simulation. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1630 |
A hamster isn't bad. Is the herring next? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1631 |
Reading "The Art of the Wheel" has changed my life. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1632 |
He's hoping he can also escape and become president |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1633 |
I'm working hard but I feel like I'm not making any progress. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1634 |
I'll do the dishes,can I stop now? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1635 |
These renewable energy standards are ridicules, right? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1636 |
Oh, you know, same old rat race. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1637 |
Every thousand turns a little light comes on, the door pops open and I get a cookie. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1638 |
Treadmill desks are so 2014. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1639 |
Remind me never to let my children idealize me |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1640 |
Sisyphus never complained about work-life balance. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1641 |
DaVinci said he'll draw me when I have defined abs and longer hair. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1642 |
Gotta run. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1643 |
Tell the gerbils in HR that we're outta water down here! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1644 |
Somehow I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels in this new job. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1645 |
I knew this was a rat race, but this is just ridiculous. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1646 |
This business is a real rat race. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1647 |
See, you can leave anytime. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1648 |
Big wheel keep on turnin'... Endorphins keep on churnin' |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1649 |
That's right...one salt lick and a bag of cedar chips. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1650 |
This new employee wellness program has me running in circles. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1651 |
I'll be there in a sec. Heading out the door now. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1652 |
I decided I would do better if I worked for myself. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1653 |
I asked for a new office, and they sent over a can of WD-40. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1654 |
Hi honey... No, still at work. Stuck in the middle of something. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1655 |
What really bugs me is the dress code. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1656 |
I feel like we're going in circles, here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1657 |
Google Inc. headquarters 2025 |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1658 |
Trump's Sustainable Energy Program |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1659 |
The nine-to-five grind. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1660 |
Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1661 |
Erika, please schedule a 1:00 for me at the maze. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1662 |
I'm no more productive than I was at the standing desk, but I have acquired a taste for pellets. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1663 |
Adjusting my stride to work smarter, not harder. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1664 |
I don’t know why I thought an office would be better than a cubicle. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1665 |
I was always to short to ride the Ferris Wheel. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1666 |
15,000 is the new 10,000 |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1667 |
When do I get paid? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1668 |
Listen, we've been around and around on this thing. Just get me the wood shavings report! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1669 |
And we're able to offer a premium-free healthcare package to employees who choose to replace their desk with a hamster wheel. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1670 |
I pictured the corporate ladder differently. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1671 |
Hello, New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? I think this time I have a winner. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1672 |
The stand up desk would have been fine. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1673 |
Good news, Honey, the company's going back to coal. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1674 |
Hang on, someone's tapping on the window again. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1675 |
At last an ACA the alt/right can live with. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1676 |
This should get us there faster! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1677 |
Yes, mom, my summer internship is giving me real world experience. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1678 |
Scientists report working-class hamsters evolving at unprecedented rate |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1679 |
Just another day on the wheel of misfortune. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1680 |
I'd like to order a box of candles that I can burn from both ends. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1681 |
I'm reconsidering working from home. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1682 |
Can't they just use mutated hamsters? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1683 |
You're right. This job is going nowhere,but the fitness benefits are terrific. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1684 |
I'm just about to enter. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1685 |
My therapist told me that going for runs would help me get outside more. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1686 |
If you feel like taking a spin, the door is always open. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1687 |
Somebody close that door, it's giving me the illusion of free will! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1688 |
Wait until Mike and his standing desk see this. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1689 |
Honey' I'm running a little late tonight |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1690 |
I may be a little late. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1691 |
Please don't rat me out! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1692 |
Sisyphus 2017 |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1693 |
Are you giving me the run around again? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1694 |
.... I know, this is so much better than that stand up desk. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1695 |
The company doesn't have much of a health plan, but they do have a new exercise room. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1696 |
It depends on what you mean by 'progress'. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1697 |
Speaker Ryan speaking. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1698 |
Synthetics are out, sawdust stocks are going up, Up, UP! It's time to buy, trust me - I'm no Lemming. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1699 |
They make us run in lieu of health insurance. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1700 |
Sorry Honey, I'm running late. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1701 |
They say there's vodka in the big straw but I can never reach it ! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1702 |
I'm almost there Mr. President. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1703 |
All things considered, the alien invasion hasn't gone so badly. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1704 |
I can run with that. It's right in my wheelhouse. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1705 |
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to make my bonus this year. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1706 |
No, thanks, just send the pizza. I already have a drink. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1707 |
I assumed the corner office had a working bathroom. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1708 |
I knew this was a rat race |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1709 |
I am running twice as fast, but I'm still not getting anywhere! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1710 |
Nope Phil, for some reason I've just never found a need for foosball or ping pong at the office. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1711 |
The executive gym at Petco. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1712 |
It may be the same old rat race, but I can't give up the free drinks. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1713 |
Yeah, It know. I'll never get anywhere in this job! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1714 |
I'm thinking of quitting; they promised vodka. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1715 |
You have to admit that the rats knew how to maximize time and space. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1716 |
I always seem to be playing catch-up. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1717 |
Treadmill desks are so 2014. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1718 |
Is this a good time to circle back with you? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1719 |
I hope those giant hamsters come soon to fill my water bottle. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1720 |
Bob takes himself off the power grid! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1721 |
My Kingdom for an off-switch! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1722 |
Modern Man. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1723 |
No I'm sorry this is Hamster Relations, the other HR is line 2. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1724 |
JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1725 |
Yeah they instituted an open-door policy here at work, totally dehumanizing. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1726 |
We're running Comgress like a business now. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1727 |
Work work work! I don't think I'll ever get off of this thing! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1728 |
And to think that mice do this for fun! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1729 |
I don't think I love the new mandatory health care plan . . . |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1730 |
Gingersnap, Hamlet, and Whiskers. May I help you? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1731 |
Keeping hydrated is key. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1732 |
My boss has me running in a big circle. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1733 |
Give me a minute and I'll spin it to you another way. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1734 |
Then, damnit, get gerbil.org! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1735 |
This home office set-up gives new meaning to the rat race. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1736 |
I'm hamstering... can I call you back? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1737 |
Meet me for lunch in 300 laps. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1738 |
...career with benefits... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1739 |
Feet, don't fail me now |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1740 |
Sheryl, can you send in some coffee and my morning shredded newspaper? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1741 |
Each employee takes turns generating power for the office. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1742 |
What do you mean I sound like Richard Gere? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1743 |
The wheel in the office goes round and round, round and round, round and round..... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1744 |
It was this or yoga. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1745 |
Populism |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1746 |
This is a more productive than the rat race. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1747 |
As time goes by. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1748 |
If I hit my third-quarter earnings targets, Mr. Jenkins says I can have extra food pellets! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1749 |
It's efficient but commuting by hamster ball is a nightmare. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1750 |
If I keep this up long enough, I can afford a pet hamster! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1751 |
Now, if I can add sex... |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1752 |
Ok Miss Jones, hold my calls. Time for my kibble break. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1753 |
This is way more effective than a standing desk. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1754 |
They've finally given me an office with a window! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1755 |
Can I call you back? I'm out for a spin right now. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1756 |
"I may be late tonight"! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1757 |
Yes, Ms. Benson, we're running a great deal for our new investors. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1758 |
I can't do it backwards! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1759 |
New thing, we get paid by the mile. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1760 |
Isn't standing at my work station enough? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1761 |
I distinctly said I needed to work on my hamstring, not my 'hamstering.' |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1762 |
No, not metaphorically at all. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1763 |
I gotta level with ya, Ted. I just don't feel like we're making progress here. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1764 |
I don't mind the hours, it's the hay I don't like. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1765 |
I really hope I get that big cog promotion. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1766 |
Yes, sir, Dr. Price, we are making unbelievable forward progress on that health plan. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1767 |
24 Hour Fitness, how may I direct your call? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1768 |
Yeah, the boss has me spinning my wheel again. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1769 |
We're just going around and around on this deal. Tell you what, I'll leave the door open. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1770 |
Jones, I have a meeting - bring me the hamster ball. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1771 |
And this is the executive bathroom. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1772 |
If I ever loose a bet again I must remember that any kind of wheel isn't involved for the looser. How do I get off this thing? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1773 |
Eerily like my natural environment. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1774 |
The standing desk just didn't do it for me |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
1775 |
Yeah, I'll hold. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
1776 |
The "pre-tread desk" office. |
1.0870 |
0.06007 |
23 |
21 |
2 |
0 |
1777 |
You don't even notice the squeaking after the first hour. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1778 |
The YMCA membership was just to much. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1779 |
Clean Coal! Clean Coal! Can I stop now? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1780 |
Dammit, I forgot my Fitbit. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1781 |
The life of a kept man. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1782 |
Despite all my rage... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1783 |
Have all hamsters report to my office immediately. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1784 |
Trumpcare is killing me. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1785 |
10,000 steps? I'll show you 10,000 rotations. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1786 |
I'm getting so tired of the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1787 |
Oh, nothing special just the usual rat race. Gotta run! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1788 |
I'll have to circle back to you on this. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1789 |
I should've known what Petco meant when asked to guinea-pig their wellness program. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1790 |
I left the rat race behind. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1791 |
And put this security at risk? For what? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1792 |
Finally catching up on my taxes. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1793 |
I may lose you, I’m going into a tunnel. I may lose you, I’m going into a tunnel. I may… |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1794 |
The promotion comes with my own water bottle. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1795 |
I'm telling you, George, about this new job, I just don't seem to be getting anywhere! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1796 |
Cheese break in 5 minutes? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1797 |
After this shoot for Gerbil Magazine, I need to run to an interview at Chipmunk Quarterly. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1798 |
Big time promotion, my foot! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1799 |
Getting no where in a hurry |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1800 |
There seems to be no end to it. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1801 |
I bet Jim Cramer can't do this!! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1802 |
I can't wait for casual Friday. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1803 |
right outside that door it's a-maze-ing |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1804 |
No, the office is fine, thank you... It's just that it's 'Gerald,' not 'gerbil.' |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1805 |
Well Jim, I just feel like this new project is making me run around in circles |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1806 |
I got caught up in the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1807 |
Now, he can literally chase the American dream. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1808 |
Do you think he knows he isn't really going anywhere? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1809 |
Tom,you gotta try one. When my fitness tracker goes, ding, my wife brings me lettuce! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1810 |
Honey, it's just the company thinks making us work out during work is cheaper than providing health insurance. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1811 |
It was this or the ant farm.... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1812 |
(Grumble, grumble)...I'll show them who's mousey... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1813 |
When I find out who moved my cheese . . . |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1814 |
I'm running late for work. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1815 |
Where's Vanna White? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1816 |
I keep having this nightmare that a giant hand is chasing me around the room. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1817 |
It’s the new trend, a lurkout. A lunch break and workout in one. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1818 |
QVC here I come. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1819 |
"American," Circa May 1945 thru present. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1820 |
People Power: The Populist Revolution 2.0 |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1821 |
Mansplanation. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1822 |
This feels like a metaphor. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1823 |
Upwardly mobile. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1824 |
Together we're both. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1825 |
Fitbit R&D Lab |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1826 |
Just prepping for the weekly managers meeting. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1827 |
Gretchen, could you please bring in my depderant, my sneakers and a reason for living. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1828 |
I'll have to get back to you, my boss has got me running in circles today. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1829 |
This is going to negatively affect his brand. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1830 |
Only 95 more wheels to test run before the weekend ... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1831 |
Hello, Adam? It's me, Devin |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1832 |
Next week I get to count paper clips. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1833 |
Yah, so you remember when I told the boss that I was sick of this rat race? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1834 |
With all due respect, Mr. Fairbanks, this wasn't what I meant when I requested a deal that would bring me at least one mill. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1835 |
Well, I had some money left over in my flexible spending account... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1836 |
My life will be enjoyable when I finish this. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1837 |
I am running late today, honey! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1838 |
John decided that the gerbil race was preferable to the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1839 |
Did you want lettuce with that? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1840 |
All this wheeling and dealing isn't getting me anywhere either! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1841 |
Tell the giant gerbil thanks for his interest but he is overqualified for the job. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1842 |
My team thinks I have an open-door policy but it's just that I can't reach over to slam it shut. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1843 |
Training for the position of rodent exterminator? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1844 |
He has tunnel vision? Interesting. Bring him in for a second round. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1845 |
Working 9 to 5 used to take on a different meaning. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1846 |
You literally have your nose to a grindstone? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1847 |
I agree. This conversation is leading us nowhere |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1848 |
..and then tomorrow I train my replacement. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1849 |
Welcome to the 2017 Presidential Cabinet. Please hold while we're busy making America great again. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1850 |
I'm on track for a corner office. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1851 |
Lemme put you on hold a sec -- I've gotta use the cedar chips. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1852 |
If your hamster can go five miles in a single night, so can I. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1853 |
Bob's goal was an office with an exercise ball. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1854 |
Noise? Oh that's just my new HAMSTERing machine. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1855 |
When the company entered Chapter 11, we were forced to downsize the fitness room |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1856 |
Note to self: First week of internship. Really making progress. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1857 |
May 2017: endless academic ennui |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1858 |
I like to think of it as my "Wheel of Fortune." |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1859 |
I only wheel and deal on Monday |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1860 |
Oh, I can walk whenever I want. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1861 |
An honest day's lettuce. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1862 |
We're going to put everything into paper towel tubes and empty tissue boxes. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1863 |
Feel The Burn!!! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1864 |
Well, studies show that sedentary desk jobs are more dangerous than Alaskan king crab fishing |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1865 |
A standup desk just wasn't enough. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1866 |
Fatcat Investments, escape the rat race with us |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1867 |
Sometimes I feel like I am going nowhere in this industry. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1868 |
Yes I'm still in the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1869 |
...and I lost my Fitbit |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1870 |
This is the next great workout revolution. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1871 |
Be like me: take the money and run! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1872 |
I'm running in circles and going nowhere. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1873 |
Yes it's a great job but somehow I just feel like I never get anywhere. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1874 |
I'm making great progress, but they need to change the litter. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1875 |
Human wheel is the new treadmill |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1876 |
Let's go out to lunch today, I'm getting sick of pellets. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1877 |
Never buy a home gym from a company called Metaphor. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1878 |
Soulless Cycle. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1879 |
Running a company means taking serious steps to improve productivity. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1880 |
When Leonard opted out of the rat race he didn't know that this was the alternative. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1881 |
So the wiretapping investigation has revealed that the White seeks an investigation into wiretapping. Back to you, Dave. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1882 |
Believe me. Believe me. Believe me. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1883 |
I'm at work. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1884 |
Wow! Who knew hamster wheels are actually a great workout for the office.? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1885 |
I feel like I'm not anywhere in this office. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1886 |
I just had to get out of the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1887 |
Training for marathon while family’s gerbil is at pet groomers. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1888 |
I should have went with the solar panels |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1889 |
I wanted to lose weight - but I think I am becoming a Manster. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1890 |
"I would prefer not to." -Bartleby the Sprinter, when asked to go out to lunch. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1891 |
I can't say I like my new self powered cell phone plan much...but on the plus side, I have lost 30 pounds since I switched. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1892 |
Whadya mean there's not enough time?!!! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1893 |
I love call-center work, work at home plus a free exercise program. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1894 |
HOUSTON...WE GOT A PROBLEM! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1895 |
Rat race...human race...who cares? The only thing I mind is the litter on the floor. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1896 |
I have an open door managerial style. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1897 |
I feel like a human hamster. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1898 |
Want to go for a run after work? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1899 |
Slow down and live longer. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1900 |
When I leave this morning I'll go right to the Rat Race next. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1901 |
Lunch pellets are at 2 |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1902 |
Hi, Bill Kafka callinfg |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1903 |
Okay, tell President Trump I'll try to make the Oval Office a little warmer, but I'll need to reach that water, soon. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1904 |
Customer Service giving yet another caller the runaround. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1905 |
Just... need... to make it... to... the bathroom! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1906 |
Wheel of Fortune |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1907 |
The Planet of the Gerbils was Earth all along! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1908 |
Not sure how this works? Most companies have a ladder! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1909 |
I'm down with a robot taking this job. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1910 |
We have a pay for performance culture here |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1911 |
Can't believe they finally gave me a key to the executive bathroom. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1912 |
Have I gotten to 10,000 yet? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1913 |
But did I mention it's a corner office? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1914 |
I should've gone to SoulCycle. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1915 |
I always knew I'd be running this place one day. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1916 |
Sell. No, buy. No, mate. No, sell. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1917 |
Hello Donald, I got this at a garage sale. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1918 |
Is not going in reverse the promotion part? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1919 |
Yes, boss, the energy-saving plan is in full motion |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1920 |
Twenty pounds of cedar chips and five pounds of peanuts, next day delivery please |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1921 |
When's lunch? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1922 |
At least I'm getting my steps in. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1923 |
Okay Miss, try turning on the light now. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1924 |
Before hiring a new employee we test them to see how they handle stress. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1925 |
Which treaty did you say this was for? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1926 |
At last, I'm out of the rat race." |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1927 |
I'm getting in shape by embracing the true nature of my job. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1928 |
Hold the door. I'll be there in a minute. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1929 |
Gives masterclasses to gerbils. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1930 |
I still think solar power was the way to go! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1931 |
... Just on my 10:00 mindfulness practice now... being present... |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1932 |
Hello, PETA? I'd like to get an opinion . . . |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1933 |
He's really big, has red eyes, and as far as I can tell, is in terrific shape. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1934 |
So far..So good. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1935 |
At the 3 mile mark, my drug works |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1936 |
Marketing suggested I run through the presentation. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1937 |
Boy, after analyzing all the useless things we do in a day, you don't feel like hitting the wheel. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1938 |
I like to say, "hamster," and leave the rat and Mr. Sisyphus alone. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1939 |
Now I know how our gerbil felt. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1940 |
Can I call you back when I'm done with this metaphor? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1941 |
When Sam realized the wheel was the only consistent predictor in the mouse longevity experiment |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1942 |
The best investment in my mind is 'Water'. It's getting harder to reach every day. I'm telling everyone "Buy Water". |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1943 |
I'm never joining a gym/animal shelter again. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1944 |
New CEO's first pet. Life expectancy: Two years |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1945 |
I'm almost done here. Home in a few months. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1946 |
Can I call you back? I'm running fate. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1947 |
The worst of it was over, thought Jared, freshly neutered. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1948 |
When the stand-up desk just isn't enough. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1949 |
Can we go back to testing animals? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1950 |
Bob Mankoff will never rest on his plaudits, he will keep spinning his wheel... |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1951 |
The rat race meets a 10,000 step daily goal. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1952 |
I evolved this way because there used to be something called dry land, before the bipedals messed it up. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1953 |
On this week's teleconference, Bob was too chatty to realize the cage door had been left wide open. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1954 |
No, Gus is just my pet name. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1955 |
Wait a minute .... I'm coming. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1956 |
Yeah, I'm working from home these days, but it's still a rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1957 |
This conversation is going nowhere. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1958 |
Yes, it is 'me' again. Why is it that every time I call about my cable bill your company leaves me feeling like I'm running in circles? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1959 |
A day without a hamster. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1960 |
Yes, I'm working from home now. I hated the confines of an office. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1961 |
Get Pavlov on the line...now! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1962 |
The corporate ladder was better. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1963 |
Sharktank said "It's not big enough and build it in Pink". |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1964 |
Helen, please put out a memo that the board approved the roll out of plastic balls starting next quarter. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1965 |
So glad I'm not in the mail room anymore. Finally feeling some dignity. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1966 |
I'm starting a revolution! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1967 |
The next Aid Station is only two miles away. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1968 |
Walking desks are for wimps. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1969 |
I always get the run-around at work. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1970 |
Honey! Two more minutes and we should have enough power to toast the bagels! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1971 |
They told me I'm in line for a corner wheel. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1972 |
Just another Monday, spinning my wheel. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1973 |
I'm calling to let you know about a "wheel revolution" in office furniture. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1974 |
New day, same old human race. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1975 |
Let me get Back to you, I'm in the middle of something |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1976 |
This is what I get for trying to lower my premiums. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1977 |
I'm just not getting anywhere with this job. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1978 |
listen I'm trying but I just can't seem to get any where. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1979 |
Trump denies his spin doctor, Spicer, is in fact a hamster. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1980 |
Keep Away from Runaround Stu |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1981 |
They say this will make me outlive Methuselah |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1982 |
I'm looking forward to a nice warm tunnel after this. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1983 |
Honey, I promise I'll be home just as soon as I finish the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1984 |
Let me introduce you to our company's new wellness program. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1985 |
We implemented an open door policy to prevent burnout. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1986 |
His one and only request for gym membership as a perk did not turn out well. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1987 |
No I don't need a break. Replacing the water with vodka was genius! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1988 |
To hell with the stand-up desk. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1989 |
Me? Busy. You? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1990 |
I thought this would stop after I accepted all those Linked-In requests. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1991 |
Yeah, the Intern is a no-show again. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1992 |
Moving to D.C. has definitely opened doors for me. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1993 |
It's one way to drink on the job |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
1994 |
The testosterone spray is much better than the estrogen! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1995 |
Please inform Drew that this is technically a hamster wheel, not a rat race... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1996 |
Hon, I think my boss is beginning to notice me--he just told me to keep up the good pace. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1997 |
Going Ham(ster) on your workout. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1998 |
Marx was wrong, Marx was wrong, Marx was wrong... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
1999 |
Help, how do you stop this wheel? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2000 |
Alexa, order more wood chips and find a ENT doctor to come over and clean my cheek pouches. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2001 |
I think the "We Know Hamsters" campaign's losing steam. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2002 |
Standing desks are for losers. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2003 |
The American Dream? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2004 |
Then I discovered that all progress is just an illusion. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2005 |
Yeah, this could be it...they said I'm inner circle material. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2006 |
I hope they fix the treadmill soon. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2007 |
And schedule a lunch meeting at that new Alfalfa place. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2008 |
Is this what we look like to God? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2009 |
3,000,001, 3,000,002, 3,000,003'......... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2010 |
For the fish/pigeon cartoon: "Ok, I'm a rat with wings. I've decided to own it." |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2011 |
Honey, if I leave work early tonight I'll never get ahead. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2012 |
C-a-d-m-e-a-n! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2013 |
The flip side of the future seen in 2017's Doodle 4 Google... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2014 |
I'm on my lunch break. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2015 |
I still don't understand why I need this tie! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2016 |
Training for yet another rat race... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2017 |
Husbands always treated like an animal. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2018 |
I don't get it why would the hamster run away from such a luxurious amenity |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2019 |
My cellphone is almost charged |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2020 |
Is this why the call it "the rat race"? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2021 |
The modern Sisyphus. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2022 |
Fitbit sales employee of the month |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2023 |
Invest in pedometer stock. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2024 |
America! America. God shed his grace on thee! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2025 |
The market is cyclical." |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2026 |
It's for science they said... It'll be fun they said... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2027 |
I know the meeting is at two, but this required medical treatment won't allow me out the door. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2028 |
Big wheels keep on turning! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2029 |
I really feel like I'm going places. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2030 |
If you think this is bad, wait till you taste one of the food pellets. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2031 |
Progress is great, but nothing fills the day like activity. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2032 |
Trying to keep ahead of investigations. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2033 |
guns, taxes, deregulation |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2034 |
''The job's gone from being a joke to a metaphor. Just like everything else.'' |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2035 |
David really wanted to be Employee of the Month |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2036 |
When Trump said he'd bring more jobs to town, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2037 |
Um, I know it's sustainable but do you have anything softer than cedar? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2038 |
They told me that I'd be out of the rat race.... |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2039 |
Progress on this deal has been slow in coming. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2040 |
Sorry, I can't leave work yet. My boss has me running in circles |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2041 |
Sorry about all the noise. I'm calling from my home office. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2042 |
Yes, I quit the rat race to work from home. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2043 |
Well, ok. I'll take the global warming. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2044 |
It's definitely a multitasking breakthrough but sometimes I can't resist dropping down on all fours to relieve myself in the wood chips... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2045 |
Sure, but it's just until December. I'm up for a bigger wheel. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2046 |
I'll find that damn hamster even if it takes all day! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2047 |
Cancel my one o'clock--I think I'm getting somewhere. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2048 |
Just think...in thirty years I can retire... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2049 |
Hello, Humane Society?...I have a complaint... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2050 |
After this, I'm getting a huge hunk of cheese. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2051 |
I'm not getting anywhere in this job, but the perks are good. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2052 |
Same old! Same old! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2053 |
Tell those hamsters their bathroom break is over!! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2054 |
The boss has a different definition of 'telecommute.' |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2055 |
Dr. Johnson, when will this stress be over? Dr. Johnson? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2056 |
The politician that will one day have to drink the water from Flint. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2057 |
Sisyphus Redux--Wall Street Version |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2058 |
What a rat race! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2059 |
This is an awesome break from my daily routine's vicious circle! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2060 |
Nope, just the seeds. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2061 |
How is "always"? Is "always" good for you? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2062 |
Okay,I'm leading the gerbil.But by how much? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2063 |
We just launched a corporate truth-telling initiative. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2064 |
Wheeling and dealing |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2065 |
I hear they're adding a tower to our office tomorrow. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2066 |
That's not workers on the roof. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2067 |
When do I turn to unwind this thing? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2068 |
For those in the corner office, turn-over was common. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2069 |
John thought of himself as quite the wheeler dealer |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2070 |
Yes, still tracking the source. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2071 |
Yup! Livin' the dream. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2072 |
Enough already! I swear never again I tell 'Putin on the ritz' joke'! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2073 |
They told me I was joining the rat race...someone told me wrong. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2074 |
Is he the new guinea pig? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2075 |
Gerbil? Who said gerbil? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2076 |
That's your toothbrush charged, Sally. Now attach the car. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2077 |
Shoot, I'm late for work! Can't this thing go any faster?! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2078 |
These workplace health programs are getting out of control. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2079 |
Like rodents, humans are highly motivated to run in wheels. Voluntary wheel-running is an indicator of workplace satisfaction, ambition and focus. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2080 |
Mom, you won't believe my new office. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2081 |
Must...continue...to pursue...the Russia hacking the election...story. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2082 |
They promoted me from gopher to hamster. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2083 |
Management uses Milo as a guinea pig in sales. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2084 |
Have I made it to success yet? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2085 |
I'm here on a rotating basis. The pay is peanuts but the benefits are cushy. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2086 |
Your new running wheel will decrease healthcare costs and provide clean energy. Buy yours today. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2087 |
I'm faster than the hamsters and I don't eat the plants! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2088 |
Dan's working on renewable energy |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2089 |
No, boss, that's not the sound of a big wheel. My office is right next to the railroad tracks. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2090 |
To hell with the rat race, I joined the gerbil race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2091 |
Water? It's suposed to be vodka! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2092 |
Yeah, it's a rat race, but it's a lot better than the boiler room. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2093 |
You'd think think this gig would be a bit more dress casual !? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2094 |
Now, if you will follow me into the next room, we find a rare example of commuter still preserved in its wild state, running late for its train. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2095 |
Now I know how a gerbil feels! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2096 |
A new spin on Spin. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2097 |
Being the Announcer on Wheel of Fortune has gotten much trickier these days |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2098 |
I think I pulled a hammy! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2099 |
Honey, I'll be home next May 21st. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2100 |
Well, if it's done nothing else, at least it's increased my sense of déjà vu. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2101 |
alright then. Just let me know when your phone is charged. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2102 |
Most days my job feels like a rat race, but that God it's only 9 to 5. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2103 |
I just feel like I'm running in circles |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2104 |
Look, as long as the hamster's numbers stay this good, no need to tell the boss about the job switch. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2105 |
I'm just trying to get in better shape in case I lose my White House job and am impersonated by someone on Saturday Night Live. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2106 |
I'll meet you at the tube, cheerio! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2107 |
Help me! This wheel is stuck- the water bottle spout and window sill extension go right through it." |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2108 |
I don't seem to be getting any closer to the door. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2109 |
If I have to be in the rat race, I might as well enjoy it. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2110 |
Yikes, am I a man or a mouse? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2111 |
It's great for my productivity and puts a positive spin on the whole rat race concept. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2112 |
Wish I had brought my trainers. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2113 |
So you’re sure this cures cancer? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2114 |
The Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2115 |
Weeeeeeeeeee |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2116 |
Let me run some figures by you. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2117 |
I'm going to win this rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2118 |
I dont mind it so much, it's the only exercise that I get... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2119 |
I gave the gerbil the week off. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2120 |
No metaphor at all. I literally can't get off this hamster wheel. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2121 |
Listen, I'm gonna have to let you go, my cedar chip guy is calling. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2122 |
Memo to self: Update the dress code. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2123 |
Only 20 more years to retirement. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2124 |
A look into the American Ninja offices. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2125 |
Hi Hon, I've just gotten the prototype working! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2126 |
I had to get out of the rat race! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2127 |
It was the only way I could get my daily 10,000 steps in. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2128 |
Wow! This is exactly where I saw myself in five years! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2129 |
As the king of turnaround specialists, I've returned countless unicorns to solvency. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2130 |
Apparently, it wasn't cute to ask for a "pro-motion" |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2131 |
Give me a few more days, I feel like I'm really starting to make some progress |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2132 |
BodyShredder! Work out! Have fun! All while disappearing those pesky records linking you to Russia. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2133 |
Apartment available. Modern living setup perfect for those who work from home. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2134 |
Ok. I'll meet you at the White House as soon as I'm done here. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2135 |
I'm going to need the flea powder in a minute, Angie. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2136 |
Success is right around the corner! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2137 |
You gotta get one! My fitness tracker put me back in control of my life... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2138 |
Why don't I take the tube and meet you at Charing Cross? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2139 |
Everyone says New York apartments are small, but mine goes on for days! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2140 |
Sir, I'm sorry but you misunderstood when the staff requested an exercise room. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2141 |
Yes, sir. I'm running those numbers as we speak. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2142 |
Martha, I want that auto-feeder yesterday. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2143 |
So this the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2144 |
Western Meditation |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2145 |
I've tried to lick, press 1 and say 'more water', but nothing seems to work. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2146 |
Great, but are the lights on upstairs ? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2147 |
I can't stop running in circles climbing the corporate ladder - please promote me! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2148 |
I only use it when it's raining. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2149 |
I'll call you back. I've got to run to another meeting. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2150 |
Look how cute! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2151 |
At my last job I felt like a rat in a cage. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2152 |
Thank you for calling GERBILS-R-US. How may I help you? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2153 |
Our office decorator was way too much into metaphors! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2154 |
Yes, a nice pair of running shoes would be a good birthday present. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2155 |
I feel like we're getting nowhere. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2156 |
Mission Impossible 6: "Mission Meaningless" |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2157 |
Are you sick and tired of your standing desk? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2158 |
I don't believe that 'if the door shuts, a window opens' nonsense. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2159 |
My investigation is really moving ahead--but before I say anything I'd like to close the door. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2160 |
I've taken the standing desk to the next level. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2161 |
Tweeting is for the birds. I'm going to win the rat race! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2162 |
My hamster thinks I need to lose weight. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2163 |
You think your standing desk is cool? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2164 |
I actually miss my stand-up desk. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2165 |
So where's my prize? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2166 |
Some people think this company is cagey. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2167 |
I'm never going to be there. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2168 |
I will not compare this to Washington politics, I will not compare this to Washington politics, I will not.... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2169 |
Beats the rat race |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2170 |
Despite the administration’s executive order, I am continuing my banana peal research at the NIH. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2171 |
Ultimately, it was the isolation that that got to Barry. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2172 |
Hey, what's up with you? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2173 |
Hang on a sec ... I forgot my briefcase! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2174 |
When the robots took control, they thought we could stand to lose a few. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2175 |
You got the wrong guy, I'm the designer... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2176 |
I can handle the pointlessness, it the mortality salience that gets me. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2177 |
Run, run, run, run, I gotta run, I gotta run, woo, woo, I gotta run. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2178 |
"This conversation seems to be going in circles". |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2179 |
Fox News spin doctor on deck circle. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2180 |
Could someone please close the door? The other options are distracting. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2181 |
The new company's exercise wheel and water bottle does make work more efficient, but I draw the line if they want me to use the cedar chips. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2182 |
Siri, when do we get a break? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2183 |
Oh I up to the same old thing! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2184 |
It's a great job. They give me everything I need to survive. I just hate the damn squeaking. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2185 |
The gym at CNN |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2186 |
Above all, I'm being productive. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2187 |
Just a few more steps, and I'll reach the water... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2188 |
Gotta run. I'll meet you later for happy hour at the water bowl. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2189 |
After his mundane daily office tasks became automated, Frank zealously transitions into his new daily routine. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2190 |
ARE THE LIGHTS ON NOW HONEY ? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2191 |
But I'll get a 'step increase' and water when I face forward and spin backwards. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2192 |
With the promotion, I get Astroturf and a treadmill. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2193 |
No wonder hamsters stay in shape! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2194 |
Honey, I'll be a little late. My paperwork is just plain shredded and I can't make it out the door. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2195 |
I feel like we're going in circles. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2196 |
I preferred the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2197 |
I'm really getting tired of this rate race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2198 |
Yea, I'm still Trying to find out who moved my cheese.... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2199 |
Fifteen more minutes and you should have enough energy to start using the computers again. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2200 |
The ad said "Recharge Your batteries!" I thought I was buying a Caribbean cruise. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2201 |
Yeah I'm STILL training for the NASA astronaut program. What? Yes I'm very serious about this mom, I need my space. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2202 |
I get the whole active lifestyle thing, but this thing is a little ridiculous. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2203 |
I'm on my way out the door. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2204 |
I mean it this time -- just one more bonus. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2205 |
These new pre-employment physicals suck! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2206 |
okay sir is your refrigerator running now? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2207 |
Should be home for dinner. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2208 |
No thanks, I don't want to go to spin class tonight. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2209 |
I call it Hamsterobics... Hello? Shark Tank Pitch Line?... Hello? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2210 |
Beats a standing desk. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2211 |
The job's OK, but the carrrot-only lunch is a bit much. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2212 |
This office really FEELS like a rat race..... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2213 |
This project is building momentum. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2214 |
I just don't anticipate running into any forks in the road. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2215 |
"It was this or Politics... I'm happy with my decision." - John on his first day in Metaphor R&D |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2216 |
I think I'll put my name in for the position in the Maze Department |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2217 |
Jensen never realized his true situation until it was too late. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2218 |
Sisyphus has nothing on me ..... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2219 |
I'm so glad I didn't waste my money on a treadmill! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2220 |
No, I'm good. We can keep going. They just brought in fresh shavings. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2221 |
George found out how fit his pet was, so he followed their lead. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2222 |
Okay, but I draw the line at eating insects! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2223 |
This office gym is great. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2224 |
Our electricity bills for shredding have dropped to almost nothing since I introduced this! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2225 |
No, this is how I unwind after the rat race |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2226 |
I feel like my career is going nowhere. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2227 |
Now I know why the hiring manager said I remind him of a gerbil. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2228 |
WILL JOIN RAT RACE FOR CHEESE. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2229 |
Sunrise, sunset... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2230 |
Yeah, they finally put down sawdust so I can shit myself in peace. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2231 |
Oh, just keeping fit so I can continue to inflict misery on others. And you, Mr. President? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2232 |
Kevin changed his mind and determined he would do whatever it takes to CRUSH in the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2233 |
My boss tells me if I pick up the pace, I will get to where I'm going a lot faster. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2234 |
Just another day in the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2235 |
Well, at least it's healthier than my old cubicle. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2236 |
FASTER, FASTER PLEASE THE MASTER |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2237 |
Honey, I have to stay a little late at the office. My Fitbit shows I fell a little short today. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2238 |
Honey, you were right. This new job is likely not going to be a real resume builder. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2239 |
It's a rat race, but at least I get my own window! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2240 |
Doctor, are my pellets supposed to be red? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2241 |
I'm getting a lot of background noise on this call. Can everybody please go on mute? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2242 |
I've never been happier. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2243 |
Tell management it's not in our wheelhouse. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2244 |
Hello? I'd like to order an Uber... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2245 |
And that's what we did before the recession... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2246 |
Hello, Front Desk? Drew in #563. Can I get a snack and water refill? Maybe a bathroom-break or shift-relief? I'm losing wheel-power. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2247 |
I know we needed an excuse to shred the files, but after the audit I want my desk back. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2248 |
Sometimes I just feel like a guinea pig. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2249 |
I'd heard Jeff Bezos was hard to work for, but sheesh! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2250 |
Helen, can you call our hospitality staff and see if they have sugar water? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2251 |
It beats being home with the kids. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2252 |
How did you know I was wearing a Fitbit? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2253 |
It's not that I mind being treated like a rodent, but the torn newspaper carpeting is an insult. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2254 |
You have me running around in circles! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2255 |
What 'Smashing Pumpkins' song are you referring to? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2256 |
I may be be losing weight, Jones, but my wife just ate three of our children. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2257 |
You work just to stay still. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2258 |
Stuart works at home to avoid rat race |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2259 |
All my life's a circle |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2260 |
Or you could adjust the sensitivity level for the motion detector lights… |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2261 |
The agent said the gym was in-house. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2262 |
Who says there's no escaping this rat race? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2263 |
Customer support? Hey, how do I get off this thing? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2264 |
"All right, you took my desk, my chair, my coatrack, but this is MINE." Robert L Ferrante Shelton, CT |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2265 |
My job makes me feel like I'm on a treadmill. Thank God I have this exercise to relax me. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2266 |
This ratrace is killing me. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2267 |
You think after I beat the hamster they'd at least crack the window a bit! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2268 |
I told that stupid real estate agent to find me a house in the Hamptons. Not the Hamsters. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2269 |
Because I'm happy??yyy...Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2270 |
Guess what, mom--I got the big wheel corner office. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2271 |
Stop the world, I want to get off! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2272 |
When you’re trying to get off the hamster wheel but you also need that beach body. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2273 |
Good News / Bad News: The boss can't hear my squeaky wheel. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2274 |
Jesus take the wheel. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2275 |
C'mon, 10K! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2276 |
It's the only that that keeps me from running away. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2277 |
I wanted to run for office, but my wife thought I was out of shape. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2278 |
Gonna be a little late dear, I have to field test the Runco 900,000K training module for durability. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2279 |
The hamster myth of Sisyphus. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2280 |
Wheel of Missed Fortune |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2281 |
'I think I pulled a hamster' |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2282 |
Well how else do you expect me to survive the rat race? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2283 |
Yes, I am going somewhere with this. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2284 |
I hope I don't get stuck up a gerbil's ass tonight. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2285 |
Yeah, well, it's more upscale than the treadmill we had before. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2286 |
Dad, I can't thank you enough for your 'legacy' to get me into Harvard B. School! Guess what I am doing now? Awesome stuff, Dad! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2287 |
Oh, just wheeling and dealing. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2288 |
If I just didn't see the shadows on the hall, I would be content here. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2289 |
They should start putting coconut water in the feeder. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2290 |
Well, it's a living. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2291 |
I'm not sure the new transparency is good for moral. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2292 |
The road to tenure. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2293 |
"...and that was your morning news update from "AROUND HERE". |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2294 |
I thought only mice did this. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2295 |
"Wheel of _ _ _ _ _ Michigan" (F l i n t) |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2296 |
Who knew the corporate ladder would become both its means and its end. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2297 |
I'm almost into tomorrow |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2298 |
Four years of college, just to join the Rat Race! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2299 |
the 99% |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2300 |
To hell with a standing desk! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2301 |
They did say I was to be the guinea pig of an experiment |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2302 |
Ok, Ok, I promise I will pay the electric bill! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2303 |
Mary, I'll stop when the cycle is over. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2304 |
As soon as Edna left, Dick regretted his "You screw like a gerbil! comment. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2305 |
My wife got me into this new thing- it's called "spinning." |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2306 |
I told them the standing desk was a slippery slope. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2307 |
Mary would be Proud |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2308 |
I have-a win-dow off-ice. I have-a win-dow off-ice.... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2309 |
Forget the morning commute, this is wheel exercise. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2310 |
Someone get in here, I just pulled a Hammie. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2311 |
Good news, Honey. I'm out of the Rat Race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2312 |
Actually, Thursday is good. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2313 |
One more sale and I get a sip of water! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2314 |
Could you hold while I run that by my supervisor? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2315 |
...on the plus side I have a much lower deductible. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2316 |
I'm rolling along, business is fine, |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2317 |
Nah! Standing desks are for lemmings! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2318 |
It's Gerbil Buddhism; beats the cyclic existence at the office. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2319 |
Fifty years after "2001: A Space Odyssey" and this is as close as we are to a space ship to Jupiter. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2320 |
They told me that if I work hard the rewards will follow. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2321 |
Ten more minutes, then back to the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2322 |
Some days, I'm just running around in circles. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2323 |
No, you are not causing me to hyperventilate, sir. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2324 |
I should have gone with the rat race. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2325 |
Simon says run, Simon says breathe, Simon says "Take your data and stick it." |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2326 |
How about thirsty? Is thirsty good for you? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2327 |
And if I hit my sales quota for the month, they let me fill the bottle with beer on Fridays. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2328 |
Making goal... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2329 |
Let me circle back to that. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2330 |
I'll be right there. I'm running late. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2331 |
Apple patent application sketch for a green iPhone charging station. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2332 |
Hurry, hurry, I'm late! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2333 |
Ever feel like you're just spinning your wheels at work? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2334 |
Just wait for me. I'm almost at the door. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2335 |
You never realize the abuse until it happens to you. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2336 |
Thanks for calling Hamster & Associates. We run circles around our competition! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2337 |
I'll be needing some fresh wood chips very soon. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2338 |
I know I said I wanted to get out of the rat race, but now it just feels like I'm rat-racing from home. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2339 |
Mom! I got the promotion! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2340 |
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2341 |
Woohoo!!! No more stupid cubicles! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2342 |
They always said you were going to be the guinea pig. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2343 |
It's a delivery order. Lettuce leaves, carrot cubes, your signature seed assortment, and as many jumbo bags of wood shavings as you've got. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2344 |
Honey!!! We Shrunk Ourselves |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2345 |
I working off that lettuce I nibbled on earlier. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2346 |
Sorry, I can't talk now; I've got to run. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2347 |
My altimeter seems a bit off. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2348 |
I'm telling you, the standing desk is just a gateway to office hacks far more hardcore. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2349 |
Yeah, I'm prepping in case Spicer steps down. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2350 |
I don't care what the west coast offices are doing. We are not putting wood shavings in the bathroom! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2351 |
"I'll be home late honey, I'm wheely working hard today. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2352 |
Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2353 |
It's not like at my last company where everyone was squirrel caging all the time." |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2354 |
Destiny. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2355 |
Hey, Dernavich, are those banana peels or fish on the floor? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2356 |
The door's open for everybody. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2357 |
Run! The hamsters are coming! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2358 |
I thought the want ad said "Habitat for Humanity"! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2359 |
3000 more and it's a new world record! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2360 |
Beats paying the electric bill. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2361 |
No, but I get school credit. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2362 |
This is no way to get ahead. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2363 |
Cityphus |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2364 |
This must be heaven, there's no end in sight. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2365 |
No, really I'm fine. Besides, I like their open door policy. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2366 |
Wait, you mean all this time I was in the rat race, I was just racing against myself? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2367 |
I'm working on my self-image---AND charging my cell phone!! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2368 |
The fun is in the chase |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2369 |
I think I'm finally getting out of here tonight, Dave. Maintenance forgot to close the door after changing my bedding. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2370 |
I hate these new style treadmills! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2371 |
The cedar shavings are a nice touch, if not a little primitive. |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2372 |
Another 6 months and I get a corner office. |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2373 |
Tell them I'll call as soon as I get back! |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2374 |
Remember Ted, if you stop, duck! |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2375 |
...press 8; for all other departments, press 9; to repeat this menu, press 0... |
1.0800 |
0.08000 |
25 |
24 |
0 |
1 |
2376 |
And call the Pellet Hut and have them send over lunch. |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2377 |
Sounded better on the poster. |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2378 |
I just feel like I can never get to the cheese. |
1.0800 |
0.08000 |
25 |
24 |
0 |
1 |
2379 |
I guess you could say it's a dead-end job. |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2380 |
Given that water and food supply replenished itself, he never consider stepping off the wheel. |
1.0800 |
0.08000 |
25 |
24 |
0 |
1 |
2381 |
Bird on a wire? No, I don't think that's the term I'm looking for. |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
2382 |
Yeah, I'll split a worm with you. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2383 |
I'll have my after-work whiskey straight up, so the ice doesn't jam my sipping tube |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2384 |
I can't talk now. I'm running to the office. I'll grab something along the way. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2385 |
I didn't realize spin doctor meant a whirly gig. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2386 |
...and they say they work me like a caged animal psh |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2387 |
Well, telecommuting isn't as easy as I thought it would be. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2388 |
I'm coming, Boss! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2389 |
I'm running around in circles. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2390 |
It was this or get replaced by a rat. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2391 |
I'll do anything to get rid of this rug! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2392 |
Honey! I fixed the squeak! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2393 |
I sure do hope that's not Richard Gere at the door. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2394 |
A night with my crew? My girl keeps me round and round and round...like... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2395 |
Trust me. Its coming around again. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2396 |
I always pictured the rat race outside. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2397 |
Thanks for cleaning my office, can you close the door now. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2398 |
Sure, but it could be worse. The woman one office over is pulling in 20% less. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2399 |
Have we reached the pinnacle of history yet? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2400 |
Ladder my #%*€¥ |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2401 |
Yeah dude, a real wheel. It's my lunch break workout. Helps me relate to clients. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2402 |
(Spoiler alert!) |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2403 |
You'll know him when you see him. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2404 |
I hope this is the way to the treats. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2405 |
Gotta go, the Big Cheese is on the other line. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2406 |
I just got promoted from the rat-race to the treadmill! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2407 |
This sales cycle is getting out of hand. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2408 |
I'm neither fish nor fowl. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2409 |
Everything is possible with stretchy pants. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2410 |
I think Google has finally jumped the shark. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2411 |
The Rat Race for Dummies. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2412 |
Well, I figured a Hamster Wheel would be better than getting into the Rat Race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2413 |
These days, it's more of a hamster race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2414 |
I need to save some of this water for retirement. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2415 |
Can I call you back? I'm caught up in the rat race again! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2416 |
This beats working at my desk - I can do it all: get my work done through voice connections, hydrate and exercise. Mmmm - it's time to order pizza! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2417 |
Planet of the Hamsters |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2418 |
Consumer Reports. How may I direct your call? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2419 |
Danny and Sandy, I've been told you have the word to help my situation. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2420 |
No, everything is perfectly normal on my end. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2421 |
My therapist told me not to run away from my problems. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2422 |
Hi dear. I know it sounds bad, but I'm at work. Believe me... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2423 |
May I help run you in circles? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2424 |
To train for the "rat race", you have to think like a rat. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2425 |
Our kids spend too much time in front of screens. I heard that on a podcast a few minutes ago. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2426 |
I love my habitherapy. Be right down! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2427 |
I'm running a little late. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2428 |
Most boring job I've ever had-but the pay is great! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2429 |
I said, " Extra Cheese, Dammit!" |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2430 |
I'd be willing to bet they won't work nearly as hard for you as I do. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2431 |
The perfect open door policy is ready to be implemented! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2432 |
"Get up to speed on it" yourself! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2433 |
I don't think this conversation is getting us anywhere. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2434 |
Hey boss. I still don't see any hamsters. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2435 |
How can I do quality work, when the Drink Me is low and my straw needs changing? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2436 |
The human race is going to rats! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2437 |
Where's the toilet? I'm not comfortable going with the door open. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2438 |
This isn't the kind of "lab work" I was expecting. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2439 |
Training to win the rat race |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2440 |
Benevolent hampster Overlords, my ass! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
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20 |
1 |
0 |
2441 |
Sorry, I can't attend. I'm in a mid-level management training class called Going Nowhere Fast. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2442 |
It's the only way I can reach the new goal of 15,000 steps daily. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2443 |
Millennium Man |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2444 |
Minnie, can you order in a cheese plate for my lunch date with Mickey. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2445 |
Give all you can to: Save the Gerbils. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2446 |
Wish that hamster would be back from his morning break! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2447 |
I bet the hamster got out with the door open...... I'll run and see |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2448 |
Pat, hold my calls. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2449 |
How close I am to Friday. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2450 |
I do not feel like I am making any progress these days |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2451 |
Push the lunch meeting back! I think I'm getting somewhere here. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2452 |
I'll be on my way home once I get around this next curve. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2453 |
Internship Day #1 |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2454 |
The Y membership expired so I thought "what the Hell". This thing will be paid off in 2044 , it powers microwave and I can depreciate it. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2455 |
Not now, I'm falling behind We'll talk later. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2456 |
That new juice seems to be working but it's given me the runs. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2457 |
Are you sure that this is what Corporate meant by 'an order of ratatouille'? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2458 |
Rodney's Rodent Wheels, this is Rodney! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2459 |
I never expected this when they said 'powered by the Cloud.' |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2460 |
All these years I thought it was just a joke. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2461 |
The scientists said that when they spliced hamster DNA into my DNA, that I would have more energy. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2462 |
A rat I am. A rat I remain. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2463 |
I'll gladly suffer a monotonous job for an office with a window. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2464 |
Let's circle back. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2465 |
This corner office came with a bigger wheel!!! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2466 |
The finish line must be coming up soon. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2467 |
This must be like Crossfit, because I can't stop talking about it. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2468 |
I shouldn't have moved to D.C. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2469 |
Yeah, HR told me to Guinea Pig this new cyclical workplace prototype all week. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2470 |
I just don't feel like I am getting anywhere with this new client. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2471 |
Hello? Tell the boss I've just about finished the project. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2472 |
Training for the rat race |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2473 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2474 |
I think I can. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2475 |
Only 10 more minutes to a promotion. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2476 |
Stop looking at me. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2477 |
I'll just tell my parents you're an alternative bird. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2478 |
O.K. It's your turn honey---HONEY/ |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2479 |
Now I know why the snake poops Fitbits. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2480 |
Larry began to realize he'd misconstrued his CEO's conception of "generating revenue." |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2481 |
For food, press squeek; for water press squeek squeek. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2482 |
well for one thing, it keeps me from gnawing on the door |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2483 |
Rat race? What are you getting at? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2484 |
I can assure you we're moving very quickly on this thing. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2485 |
I'm sorry your cable has been out so long. Sounds like you've been getting the runaround. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2486 |
when multi tasking goes wrong |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2487 |
I'm just filling in for the Gerbil,who is on a coffee break |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2488 |
Mr. President, how much longer 'til you need that liberal perspective on healthcare. I'd like to get out of the rat race, in a manner of speaking. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2489 |
My own fault for saying I knew what an in-turn position entailed... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2490 |
I know, but it turns out this is the best way to keep my cell battery charged. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2491 |
One hamster, and supersize it! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2492 |
I get paid in wood chips |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2493 |
This office really gives you a run for your money. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2494 |
Three more kilowatt hours generated and I get Friday off! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2495 |
They didn't tell me the corporate ladder went in circles. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2496 |
Can't talk now - gotta run. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2497 |
Help I'm being held captive by a giant hamster |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2498 |
I feel great! Let them repeal Obamacare! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2499 |
nothing much, just the usual rat race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2500 |
Just another day in Paradise! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2501 |
"This was not my idea of a seven to five." Explanation: wheel is a clock; his legs are its arms. Corporate drudgery and whatnot. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2502 |
Yes, I have been busy, but lately it feels more like hamster busy. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2503 |
Perhaps my Crossfit habit has gone too far |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2504 |
Being the office rat has its perks. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2505 |
I was feeling confined by my desk. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2506 |
I know it's your pet project but you need to keep me in the loop. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2507 |
I still need a mate, and make sure she's not a shrew. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2508 |
I want to hit the ground running when we close this deal. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2509 |
No time for lunch today. I'll just gnaw on the front door for a while. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2510 |
Don't worry, boss. I'm finally getting somewhere! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2511 |
it's great to finally get away from the rat race! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2512 |
Corporate's new flatulence free zone for senior executives. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2513 |
Hey, Honey, you were right. Taking this temp job for Gerbil, Inc. was a bad idea. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2514 |
When the Marketing guys said they needed a guinea pig, he assumed they meant something like a focus group for beer. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2515 |
I'm working late again, honey, but I really feel like I'm getting somewhere. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2516 |
Sorry, off to the gym in a few minutes, I'll talk to you tomorrow. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2517 |
I'm not stopping until my wheel is bigger than his! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2518 |
This is the last time I'll be a guinea pig for your research experiments. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2519 |
I missed the rat race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2520 |
"It's not quite 'Hamilton,' but there's something artisanal about it.' |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2521 |
Don't fuss. A plain cheese omelet will be fine. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2522 |
Sorry; can't talk now. Gotta run . . . |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2523 |
While your out, I need some more grasshoppers and mealworms. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2524 |
They're treating me well, Honey. I'm running this place. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2525 |
Yes, we will continue to buck the 'corporate casual' trend; business is, after all, serious. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2526 |
No, they gave the promotion to the gerbil down the hall. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2527 |
Captions galore beats four on the floor. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2528 |
I'll get around to it later. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2529 |
This isn't worth cheaper electric bill. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2530 |
I could do without on-site corporate fitness facility. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2531 |
I'm almost there...or away from there. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2532 |
Kinesiology and textile experts agree: yoga pants are out! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2533 |
New franchise name, the Rat Race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2534 |
My workout? Ten minutes running around, followed by tiny bites from a carrot. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2535 |
Yes, I'll come over to your office once I have my glutes really fired up. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2536 |
Well, at least it's the fast lane. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2537 |
I got sick of the rat race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2538 |
Water, water, but never a drop to reach |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2539 |
I can handle the pointlessness, it the mortality salience that gets me. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2540 |
I don't do rat races. I'm in wheel estate. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2541 |
People at work call me Hammy, I don't know why |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2542 |
In this room, we test each applicant's Emotional Intelligence to confirm whether they would be a good fit in our corporate culture. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2543 |
I'm closer than ever. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2544 |
Lately I've been having trouble getting around. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2545 |
How many times do I have to tell HR I use the men's room! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2546 |
Help......the Giant Hamster is getting his own back! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2547 |
While selecting an alternative energy choice, Stan makes a poor choice. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2548 |
What - no Bosco?! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2549 |
The desk turned out to be redundant. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2550 |
It's a great addition to the home office. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2551 |
Joe's job was strange, but it kept him out of the pool halls..... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2552 |
I still can't believe they won't let me work remotely. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2553 |
"I'm on to their racket. I'm doing exactly what they think I should be doing. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2554 |
I still feel like I'm spinning my wheel. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2555 |
People laugh at me sculpting this ass to stay ahead of the trend now, but people also laughed at my housing bubble predictions too. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2556 |
Finally, a task I can finish. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2557 |
I tell you Bill, I'm so close to closing this deal I can taste it. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2558 |
These productivity sessions have gone way too far. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2559 |
There's just one thing I don't like about this new job. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2560 |
Not what I had in mind when I asked for the treadmill desk. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2561 |
It's a Rat Race! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2562 |
Another mile, another dollar! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2563 |
"Even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat" - Gavin "The Hamster" Jones |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2564 |
Thanks, but no thanks, I have everything I need. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2565 |
Would someone please shut the door! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2566 |
This wasn't the ergonomic set up I expected |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2567 |
A standing desk? Pfft! No one's tying me to a desk. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2568 |
I see where the lab animals messed up |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2569 |
Shhh! They don't know I put booze in the water bottle. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2570 |
Whad'ya mean Rumplestiltskin won't be here for another hour? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2571 |
This is ridiculous. Right? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2572 |
Employee Wellness Room at ForYourPets Company |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2573 |
I should never have fired that hamster. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2574 |
cursorial editorial |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2575 |
"Who am I kidding"? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2576 |
Whattayamean I don't sound relaxed? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2577 |
We're pitching it as a zero-emissions workstation. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2578 |
Leaving the rat race was the best thing I've ever done. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2579 |
Great news, Mom. I got promoted out of the cubicle. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2580 |
... and I save time by pooping in the corner. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2581 |
I'll get back to you as soon as I get out of this rat race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2582 |
One more bottle of beer on the wall, one more bottle of beer, if that bottle happens to fall, no more bottles of beer on the wall. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2583 |
7:25 o'clock, gotta go till 8:00. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2584 |
Gotta run! I'll call you back after another 1,000 laps on the hamster wheel. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2585 |
What's the rodent's time next door? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2586 |
Yeah, it's a great place to work! I definitely feel like I'm making progress |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2587 |
It's not the wheel that bothers me. It's the fact that everyone else got mazes, too. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2588 |
Whenever I need to feel rejuvenated, I run the opposite direction. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2589 |
He was told assertive women are viewed as bossy. He was warned that mansplaining isn't appreciated. Still, Steve persisted in tweeting "Not all men.." at every female journalist he could find. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2590 |
If I am going to do the rat race, I thought I would first try the real thing. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2591 |
Ten more rotations and I'll be at my goal weight! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2592 |
Hold on - I think I smell cheese!!! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2593 |
Am I the only one around here breaking a sweat? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2594 |
My headset is totally green-powered. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2595 |
Why would Bob encourage me to climb the ladder to success? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2596 |
This is, (Pant, pant) better, (Pant) then my old Elliptical! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2597 |
Tell him I have other fish to fry. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2598 |
Another tremendous success doctor! Ship this one off to the Homeland Security, and send in the next gerbil. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2599 |
I THOUGHT THE MAZE WAS A LOT MORE FUN! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2600 |
The definition of insane is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2601 |
I ordered Sauvignon Blanc not Chardonnay! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2602 |
Tell PETA we're ready to settle. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2603 |
Mildred, hold all my calls - in your cheeks. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2604 |
Yeah, it's good for my back and all that. But I gotta say, I'm a little jealous of my neighbor. He's got one of those Fucking Desks, the desks you can fuck. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2605 |
I just don't feel like I'm getting anywhere in the company. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2606 |
I'm really spinning my wheels over this. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2607 |
...actually, I kinda miss the rat race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2608 |
Believe me, I'm making great progress every day. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2609 |
This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to on Wheel of Fortune. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2610 |
With no particular place to go. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2611 |
you mean I get beer in the bottle if I continue |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2612 |
Hamster, this is Squirrel! Buy four shares of Clean Coal now! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2613 |
What rat race? Down right Sisyphean, if you ask me. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2614 |
The Great Gerbil Revolt of 2017 |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2615 |
Because standing desks are for amateurs that's why! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2616 |
How is that progress report coming? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2617 |
Power section, here. Yes?. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2618 |
Destination infinity! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2619 |
I asked for sparkling, not still! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2620 |
No wonder my hamster is still so fat |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2621 |
This one-the-nose metaphor gives great cardio. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2622 |
Not the wheel of fortune he envisioned. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2623 |
He works at an amazing company and he's a bright kid. If you ask me? I'd say that he's on the fast track to success. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2624 |
Goodbye Norma Jean.. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2625 |
I'm almost out of energy vodka. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2626 |
They told me it was a promotion! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2627 |
I thought we were supposed to be getting standing desks. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2628 |
Only 37 years to go... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2629 |
Let's schedule for after 30,000 steps. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2630 |
"The mail room at the Hampster Building, NYC... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2631 |
Tuesday's bad. I have a call on renewable energy with Beckett that never ends. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2632 |
Yes, Johnson, something salty for lunch today as well. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2633 |
The Ratkins Diet |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2634 |
I'll call you back in five. Time for my pellet. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2635 |
Either you shouldn't look down, or I shouldn't look up. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2636 |
Hello, Acme Small Rodent Control. How may I direct your call? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2637 |
I absolutely hate this Obamacare physical therapy. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2638 |
Honestly, it's all I ever hoped for... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2639 |
Honey, I'll be late tonight. They're throwing more bananas at me. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2640 |
I'll get it! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2641 |
Hello? Yes...Please cancel my 2 o'clock. Bring me the Morgessen file and more shredded newspaper while you're at it. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2642 |
I'm sorry - I just haven't been able to catch up. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2643 |
Got tired of the grindstone. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2644 |
This makes me so thirsty |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2645 |
A popular house pet, that was brought to the United States in 1954. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2646 |
Do you suffer from back pain? Or feel that you never are winning "the race"? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2647 |
I love it. It even has a window! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2648 |
We call this "the open door policy" |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2649 |
I'm part of a beta program here combining energy independence and wellness. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2650 |
The four year open door policy at the EPA.... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2651 |
I knew we shouldn't have gotten rid of the waterfalls. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2652 |
Man, am I thirsty! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2653 |
Hamster World! This is Puffball speaking. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2654 |
Barring traffic, I should be there...never! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2655 |
So this is what they mean when they say it's a rat race ... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2656 |
I can't believe this Rat Race that I've got myself in. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2657 |
at the Gerbil Research Institute for Humans |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2658 |
No, I haven't decided to jump off the old treadmill and retire. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2659 |
This new project I'm working on has me running in circles. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2660 |
Door? What door? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2661 |
The new roulette endurance training program |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2662 |
After 17 years of therapy, Davis still thinks he is a hamster. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2663 |
I'm not all that happy about my part in this research project? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2664 |
Sir, I can confirm that no matter how fast I go, I'm getting no closer to the coffee machine. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2665 |
Silicon Valley companies have stranger and stranger ideas on modern workspaces. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2666 |
I feel I'm just going in circles at work. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2667 |
"Well Senator, I don't seem to be getting anywhere." Life inside the Beltway. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2668 |
The new job is fine. Still feel as if I'm stuck on an endless treadmill though. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2669 |
Just grabbing a quick drink. I'm on my way. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2670 |
Standing desks are for underachievers. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2671 |
Nike's new office-letic line is made for the rat race |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2672 |
No, sorry. I'm too busy right now to go for a walk. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2673 |
I said I'm running in the office, not running for office. I know better than to just spin my wheels. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2674 |
Yes, I did say, "Employees are our greatest asset." |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2675 |
I'll be home soon-- I'm running late. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2676 |
I wonder if the boss will get the point! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2677 |
American patriot seeking the alternative truth that will set him free. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2678 |
Is there anyway I could be considered for the rat race? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2679 |
Never ask me again whether I am a man or a mouse |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2680 |
Jim the manager stars in "Planet of the Hamsters." |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2681 |
One Night at the Trump'sterb Surrogate Farm |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2682 |
I'm really enjoying the perks working at Kia |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2683 |
I'm in hot water if I do, and I'm in hot water if I don't. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2684 |
Lately I feel like I have just been spinning my wheels. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2685 |
For some reason, no matter what you say, I can't shake the feeling that we are spinning our wheels on this issue. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2686 |
Hamsters will never stand for this. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2687 |
But you said I was auditioning to be one of Pavlov's dogs! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2688 |
Hello - I calling to talk to you about the latest innovation in treadmills |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2689 |
It finally feels like progress. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2690 |
John thought thinking outside the box would get him ahead with his new boss. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2691 |
An endorphin high is essential for this meeting! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2692 |
I’m in hamster wheel sales; how else you gonna sell ‘em? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2693 |
I'm running, but I can't keep up! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2694 |
"Join our company. You'll be a big wheel," they said. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2695 |
It all started with the standing desk. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2696 |
All trends show a positive trajectory. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2697 |
Gotta train for the rat race |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2698 |
I just hope Richard Gere doesn't find me. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2699 |
Hello, my name is Brad. We appreciate your business. Your call is important to us. Sorry for the inconvenience. Good-bye. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2700 |
This conversation is going circular. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2701 |
According to the management consultant, "it's the journey that counts" |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2702 |
"It's kind of like a hedge fund; if we don't make a lot of money, we'll at least have a lot of scrapings. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2703 |
I don't seem to be getting anywhere on the McIntosh deal. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2704 |
White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus getting some exercise inside the Oval Orifice of President Trump. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2705 |
"He spent years trying to climb the corporate ladder in vain, and finally went mad". |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2706 |
With fossils and renewables off the grid, accounting was all that was left. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2707 |
This is my karmic payback for being an exterminator in my past life. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2708 |
Okay, I can already see I'm not going to get anywhere working here. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2709 |
Hamster, Carrot, & Stick-- This is Hamster Speaking. Stick just took Carrot to lunch. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2710 |
I'm sorry, it's either me or the cat. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2711 |
I'm getting nowhere on the Henderson account. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2712 |
We left the door open |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2713 |
Please hold. All of our operators are running their asses off. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2714 |
Let me circle back to you on that. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2715 |
But the producers said this was for "Wheel of Fortune" |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2716 |
Damn, I forgot to put on my Fitbit. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2717 |
And I thought this would be better than the rat race |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2718 |
Productivity is up but it may be time to clean the cage. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2719 |
Look, I gotta run. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2720 |
I don't know if I am a man dreaming that I am a mouse, or a mouse dreaming that I a man! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2721 |
Honey, time to replace the bedding! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2722 |
Now, back to our White House correspondent.... |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2723 |
Honey, it's a twofer: Chief Net Partiality Officer sucks, but my frickin' heart is in beast mode and our insurance discount is 'uge. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2724 |
I keep going around in circles. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2725 |
Hello, payroll?! Where's my commission check?!..I don't close deals in my hamster wheel for my health! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2726 |
I'm running late again. Meet you at 9 for pellets and a few drops of water? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2727 |
...and it completely eliminates all that time I used to waste in the bathroom. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2728 |
I can't believe that a tie is required. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2729 |
Retro treadmill |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2730 |
Got to stay in some kind of loop. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2731 |
Can't wait till I get home sweet home to my habitrail. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2732 |
Ryan began to suspect that Atlas, the hamster, might not be returning. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2733 |
It's the first clinical trial of modern capitalism. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2734 |
The new company gym design needs work |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2735 |
Shakin' it here, boss. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2736 |
Green energy...got me workin like an animal |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2737 |
This year I'm taking home the Gold in our Annual Rat Race! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2738 |
Note to self," Bag shavings, Get new bag, Run in circles." |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2739 |
Hey Phil, I think I know what the rats are thinking |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2740 |
But sir, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2741 |
I feel like I'm finally starting to get ahead at work. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2742 |
I don't feel like I'm getting anywhere working at home. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2743 |
I'm making this office great! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2744 |
Roger! Coming asap. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2745 |
Let's see...I've got 20 more minutes on the wheel, my 11 o'clock carrot and then some rolling around in the wood shavings...sorry, I am just fully booked until after lunch. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2746 |
I could do this all night. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2747 |
I've integrated my work and exercise schedules, but it's just not going anywhere! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2748 |
Revenues are up at least 30 per cent since we've been powering the building through these rat races. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2749 |
When is this fucking acid going to wear off? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2750 |
No, no, the only thing I resent is they don't put vodka in the water bottle. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2751 |
Ma, it's the Circle of Life, not the rat race. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2752 |
Honey, CrossFit costs too much time and money. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2753 |
More pellets! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2754 |
I think I'm finally starting to get somewhere! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2755 |
Ernie, do you know if the local Korean BBQ delivers? Extra kimchi, please! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2756 |
"Alvin and The Gerbils", I like it ! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2757 |
I'll be there in a minute. I'm almost out the door. |
1.0476 |
|