Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
It could work. We both like worms. |
1.8140 |
0.04840 |
242 |
95 |
97 |
50 |
1 |
One of us should look more concerned. |
1.7276 |
0.04550 |
290 |
137 |
95 |
58 |
2 |
Where are the statues? I can't hold it in anymore. |
1.7032 |
0.02515 |
940 |
460 |
299 |
181 |
3 |
I identify as fish |
1.6977 |
0.06659 |
129 |
62 |
44 |
23 |
4 |
Will we raise the kids as birds or fish? |
1.6970 |
0.02949 |
759 |
400 |
189 |
170 |
5 |
Let's walk into a bar. |
1.6903 |
0.04076 |
352 |
174 |
113 |
65 |
6 |
What am I doing here? I missed my flight. |
1.6826 |
0.03162 |
772 |
459 |
99 |
214 |
7 |
What do you mean I'm adopted? |
1.6823 |
0.03868 |
406 |
208 |
119 |
79 |
8 |
No, you don't look like your profile photo. |
1.6822 |
0.04594 |
258 |
124 |
92 |
42 |
9 |
It's not you. I've just...evolved. |
1.6577 |
0.04306 |
333 |
179 |
89 |
65 |
10 |
I had a little work done. |
1.6510 |
0.03437 |
447 |
223 |
157 |
67 |
11 |
Disingenuous? ME ??? YOU described yourself as 'wingy ' !!! |
1.6497 |
0.03347 |
551 |
300 |
144 |
107 |
12 |
Be VERY afraid – we have bigger fish to fly. |
1.6460 |
0.03401 |
531 |
290 |
139 |
102 |
13 |
You and me birdbrain. |
1.6393 |
0.03791 |
499 |
301 |
77 |
121 |
14 |
"I've had it with your Phishing scams"! "Well, I've had it with your Tweets"! |
1.6379 |
0.07181 |
116 |
63 |
32 |
21 |
15 |
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta swim. |
1.6325 |
0.03759 |
468 |
272 |
96 |
100 |
16 |
Well, one of us is right. |
1.6311 |
0.06807 |
122 |
65 |
37 |
20 |
17 |
Let me guess...Pisces. |
1.6230 |
0.04227 |
305 |
162 |
96 |
47 |
18 |
The inevitable face-off of Roe vs. Egg. |
1.6186 |
0.04391 |
388 |
247 |
42 |
99 |
19 |
One bad tweet and they put you on the no-fly list. |
1.6167 |
0.07020 |
120 |
67 |
32 |
21 |
20 |
Vito warned me if I sing like a bird I'm gonna swim with da fishes. |
1.6072 |
0.04153 |
359 |
209 |
82 |
68 |
21 |
Either you're a flying fish or I'm a dead duck. |
1.6026 |
0.04444 |
307 |
178 |
73 |
56 |
22 |
Believe me, worms don't come with hooks. |
1.6000 |
0.06736 |
120 |
66 |
36 |
18 |
23 |
Your brother is alive, in an aquarium in Queens. |
1.5984 |
0.06445 |
122 |
65 |
41 |
16 |
24 |
Sometimes it would be nice if we could stay at my place instead. |
1.5969 |
0.04234 |
320 |
182 |
85 |
53 |
25 |
One of these things is not like the other... |
1.5953 |
0.04237 |
341 |
201 |
77 |
63 |
26 |
Without climate change, we never would have become friends |
1.5906 |
0.06457 |
127 |
70 |
39 |
18 |
27 |
I told the genie that my first wish was for a perfect perch . . . |
1.5854 |
0.05796 |
164 |
93 |
46 |
25 |
28 |
Actually, I think it's, "Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly." |
1.5833 |
0.06327 |
120 |
64 |
42 |
14 |
29 |
I don't see species. |
1.5699 |
0.05159 |
186 |
103 |
60 |
23 |
30 |
Ten thousand eggs at once! Wow! |
1.5584 |
0.05154 |
197 |
114 |
56 |
27 |
31 |
Let's call Escher - he'll know how to fix this. |
1.5515 |
0.05469 |
194 |
119 |
43 |
32 |
32 |
The pig's right behind me. |
1.5500 |
0.08325 |
80 |
48 |
20 |
12 |
33 |
I was a stool pigeon and now I sleep with the fishes. |
1.5496 |
0.04221 |
242 |
131 |
89 |
22 |
34 |
You'll be a real catch for someone else. |
1.5496 |
0.04646 |
242 |
142 |
67 |
33 |
35 |
I know Mom will love you. Dad may eat you. |
1.5492 |
0.04469 |
244 |
139 |
76 |
29 |
36 |
After Trump was elected, I was SURE I'd see a pig flying up here |
1.5484 |
0.06809 |
124 |
76 |
28 |
20 |
37 |
I believe you're out of water. |
1.5481 |
0.06014 |
135 |
77 |
42 |
16 |
38 |
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong... |
1.5431 |
0.05388 |
232 |
155 |
28 |
49 |
39 |
Maybe I'm wrong but I think Hammerstein said "Fish gotta fly, birds gotta swim." |
1.5360 |
0.05052 |
222 |
138 |
49 |
35 |
40 |
You look nothing like your Match profile. |
1.5266 |
0.04784 |
207 |
121 |
63 |
23 |
41 |
Welcome to the witness protection program. |
1.5266 |
0.04881 |
207 |
123 |
59 |
25 |
42 |
What pronoun do you prefer? |
1.5164 |
0.06505 |
122 |
75 |
31 |
16 |
43 |
You don't look anything like your profile picture. |
1.5155 |
0.05076 |
194 |
118 |
52 |
24 |
44 |
I'm looking for a perch. |
1.5131 |
0.05397 |
191 |
122 |
40 |
29 |
45 |
Well, one of us is screwed. |
1.5128 |
0.05494 |
156 |
93 |
46 |
17 |
46 |
I think we should go back to long distance. I can't breath in this relationship. |
1.5093 |
0.05650 |
161 |
100 |
40 |
21 |
47 |
Seriously, ours come without hooks. |
1.5082 |
0.06186 |
122 |
73 |
36 |
13 |
48 |
One of us is going to have to wake up. |
1.5082 |
0.04954 |
183 |
108 |
57 |
18 |
49 |
Well we BOTH can't be right. |
1.5056 |
0.05487 |
180 |
115 |
39 |
26 |
50 |
First time in the Cloud? |
1.5055 |
0.04659 |
182 |
103 |
66 |
13 |
51 |
whatever you do, don't look down. |
1.5000 |
0.05203 |
174 |
106 |
49 |
19 |
52 |
Mom, am I adopted? |
1.5000 |
0.05453 |
174 |
110 |
41 |
23 |
53 |
No way! I like worms too! |
1.5000 |
0.05573 |
174 |
112 |
37 |
25 |
54 |
...and then they said 'youlz be swimmin with da fishes'.... |
1.4971 |
0.05947 |
173 |
118 |
24 |
31 |
55 |
Our parents will never understand. |
1.4971 |
0.04571 |
171 |
95 |
67 |
9 |
56 |
And our offspring will be neither fish nor fowl |
1.4940 |
0.05340 |
168 |
104 |
45 |
19 |
57 |
Are you in my dream, or am I in yours? |
1.4911 |
0.06467 |
112 |
69 |
31 |
12 |
58 |
Our parents are gonna freak out. |
1.4910 |
0.04943 |
167 |
98 |
56 |
13 |
59 |
Dad, I've decided to come out as transspecies. |
1.4910 |
0.05295 |
167 |
103 |
46 |
18 |
60 |
Tell me the truth, Mom. Was I adopted? |
1.4910 |
0.05363 |
167 |
104 |
44 |
19 |
61 |
I'm a little out of my comfort zone. |
1.4909 |
0.04679 |
165 |
93 |
63 |
9 |
62 |
Do you ever feel out of your element? |
1.4877 |
0.05623 |
162 |
104 |
37 |
21 |
63 |
Is this where stool pigeons go to sleep with the fishes? |
1.4868 |
0.04938 |
152 |
87 |
56 |
9 |
64 |
One of us is seriously screwed. |
1.4843 |
0.06172 |
159 |
110 |
21 |
28 |
65 |
They kept saying the sea was rising, I just didn't believe them. |
1.4843 |
0.05417 |
159 |
99 |
43 |
17 |
66 |
I hear you have a good school system. |
1.4771 |
0.05798 |
153 |
100 |
33 |
20 |
67 |
Of course you know our parents will never approve. |
1.4771 |
0.04736 |
153 |
87 |
59 |
7 |
68 |
You look nothing like your tinder profile. |
1.4771 |
0.05334 |
153 |
94 |
45 |
14 |
69 |
Great costume. |
1.4727 |
0.06420 |
110 |
69 |
30 |
11 |
70 |
Some weather we're having, eh? |
1.4700 |
0.06735 |
100 |
63 |
27 |
10 |
71 |
"Do you ever feel like a fish out of water"? |
1.4690 |
0.05627 |
145 |
92 |
38 |
15 |
72 |
You're late, I got the worm! |
1.4685 |
0.05770 |
143 |
92 |
35 |
16 |
73 |
Birds got to swim, fish got to fly . . . . |
1.4685 |
0.05326 |
143 |
87 |
45 |
11 |
74 |
Don't mind me, I'm just phishing. |
1.4648 |
0.04758 |
142 |
81 |
56 |
5 |
75 |
Humor me: Are you a fish out of water or I am in over my head? |
1.4648 |
0.06052 |
142 |
95 |
28 |
19 |
76 |
Well, you don't look much like your profile picture either. |
1.4609 |
0.06166 |
128 |
84 |
29 |
15 |
77 |
Climate change, am I right? |
1.4604 |
0.05710 |
139 |
89 |
36 |
14 |
78 |
It could work. We both like worms. |
1.4604 |
0.05889 |
139 |
91 |
32 |
16 |
79 |
This Travel Ban is so confusing, isn't it! |
1.4604 |
0.05889 |
139 |
91 |
32 |
16 |
80 |
Okay, my dating profile may not have been completely accurate. |
1.4593 |
0.05639 |
135 |
85 |
38 |
12 |
81 |
Really? The worms come to you? |
1.4593 |
0.06375 |
135 |
93 |
22 |
20 |
82 |
I'm on the no fly list. |
1.4593 |
0.06110 |
135 |
90 |
28 |
17 |
83 |
I see the cat ate you too |
1.4579 |
0.06807 |
107 |
71 |
23 |
13 |
84 |
I've been looking for a perch! |
1.4574 |
0.05720 |
129 |
81 |
37 |
11 |
85 |
One of us is out of our element. |
1.4545 |
0.06485 |
132 |
92 |
20 |
20 |
86 |
Guess who's coming to dinner. |
1.4545 |
0.05728 |
132 |
84 |
36 |
12 |
87 |
Holy Mackerel! |
1.4545 |
0.06118 |
132 |
88 |
28 |
16 |
88 |
If you're not a fish out of water I'm in deep trouble. |
1.4545 |
0.06118 |
132 |
88 |
28 |
16 |
89 |
Now why exactly were you kicked out of school? |
1.4504 |
0.05957 |
131 |
86 |
31 |
14 |
90 |
No school today? |
1.4504 |
0.06055 |
131 |
87 |
29 |
15 |
91 |
I told my parents! |
1.4496 |
0.05158 |
129 |
77 |
46 |
6 |
92 |
Is it "fish gotta fly, birds gotta swim," or did I hear that wrong? |
1.4453 |
0.04810 |
128 |
74 |
51 |
3 |
93 |
Fish gotta fly and birds gotta swim and that's not fake news either. |
1.4435 |
0.05031 |
124 |
73 |
47 |
4 |
94 |
There's a catfish and a dogfish, so why not? |
1.4435 |
0.05645 |
124 |
78 |
37 |
9 |
95 |
Birds gotta swim; fish gotta fly. |
1.4380 |
0.04964 |
121 |
71 |
47 |
3 |
96 |
Tonight, you sleep with the pigeons. |
1.4370 |
0.05552 |
119 |
74 |
38 |
7 |
97 |
I need to see the loan shark. My nest is under water. |
1.4370 |
0.06043 |
119 |
78 |
30 |
11 |
98 |
One of us is outside our comfort zone. |
1.4348 |
0.06791 |
92 |
60 |
24 |
8 |
99 |
This is what happens when you eliminate the EPA. |
1.4328 |
0.08826 |
67 |
47 |
11 |
9 |
100 |
Separated since birth, they had never before met face to face. |
1.4310 |
0.06150 |
116 |
77 |
28 |
11 |
101 |
You must be from the other side of the family. |
1.4310 |
0.06270 |
116 |
78 |
26 |
12 |
102 |
Are you here for the Fish & Wildlife Convention? |
1.4310 |
0.06026 |
116 |
76 |
30 |
10 |
103 |
No. It said fish FRY today only. |
1.4310 |
0.06389 |
116 |
79 |
24 |
13 |
104 |
I deliver important messages. What do you do? |
1.4310 |
0.06026 |
116 |
76 |
30 |
10 |
105 |
Well, I've always sung it, "Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly". |
1.4248 |
0.05153 |
113 |
68 |
42 |
3 |
106 |
You don't look like your profile picture either. |
1.4248 |
0.06261 |
113 |
76 |
26 |
11 |
107 |
I self-identify as a fish. |
1.4248 |
0.05870 |
113 |
73 |
32 |
8 |
108 |
It’ll never work -- you’re farm-raised and I’m from the city. |
1.4248 |
0.06629 |
113 |
79 |
20 |
14 |
109 |
You don't look like your profile picture either. |
1.4248 |
0.06003 |
113 |
74 |
30 |
9 |
110 |
Actually, I'm looking for a perch. |
1.4234 |
0.06595 |
111 |
77 |
21 |
13 |
111 |
Sorry son, but I need to finally tell you - you were adopted. |
1.4234 |
0.06211 |
111 |
74 |
27 |
10 |
112 |
No, I’m pretty sure it’s “Fish gotta swim, BIRDS gotta fly.” |
1.4234 |
0.06595 |
111 |
77 |
21 |
13 |
113 |
That's not the picture you posted on match.com! |
1.4234 |
0.05207 |
111 |
67 |
41 |
3 |
114 |
This proves it. GPSs are 100% wrong, 50% of the time. |
1.4234 |
0.06078 |
111 |
73 |
29 |
9 |
115 |
Actually, I can use whichever biosphere I identify with. |
1.4227 |
0.06689 |
97 |
65 |
23 |
9 |
116 |
Just keep flapping. |
1.4227 |
0.06527 |
97 |
64 |
25 |
8 |
117 |
I’m a triathlete. I fly, swim and poop on as many car windshields as possible. |
1.4194 |
0.07060 |
93 |
64 |
19 |
10 |
118 |
Thanks for meeting me half-way. |
1.4182 |
0.05972 |
110 |
72 |
30 |
8 |
119 |
You can't get there from here. |
1.4182 |
0.06110 |
110 |
73 |
28 |
9 |
120 |
No, there would be wavy lines if this were water. |
1.4177 |
0.07771 |
79 |
55 |
15 |
9 |
121 |
Just give it a couple hundred million years, you'll get there. |
1.4167 |
0.05444 |
108 |
67 |
37 |
4 |
122 |
I thought the F stood for female. |
1.4167 |
0.06594 |
108 |
75 |
21 |
12 |
123 |
Screw the scientists, they told the bumblebees the same thing. |
1.4167 |
0.06326 |
108 |
73 |
25 |
10 |
124 |
Now try flapping them up and down. |
1.4151 |
0.06124 |
106 |
70 |
28 |
8 |
125 |
One of us is having a really bad day. |
1.4151 |
0.06410 |
106 |
72 |
24 |
10 |
126 |
One of us is about to die. |
1.4151 |
0.06410 |
106 |
72 |
24 |
10 |
127 |
I didn't think the oceans could rise any higher. |
1.4151 |
0.06269 |
106 |
71 |
26 |
9 |
128 |
Your profile said odd bird seeks companion. |
1.4151 |
0.06410 |
106 |
72 |
24 |
10 |
129 |
You never reply to my tweets. |
1.4151 |
0.06685 |
106 |
74 |
20 |
12 |
130 |
"Either you're a flying fish or I'm a dead pigeon ". |
1.4151 |
0.06948 |
106 |
76 |
16 |
14 |
131 |
Be smart, stay in school. |
1.4151 |
0.06410 |
106 |
72 |
24 |
10 |
132 |
Is this my dream, or yours? |
1.4151 |
0.06685 |
106 |
74 |
20 |
12 |
133 |
Turns out: stool pigeons swim with the fishes. |
1.4151 |
0.05823 |
106 |
68 |
32 |
6 |
134 |
Yeah, but it's just a theory. |
1.4151 |
0.06685 |
106 |
74 |
20 |
12 |
135 |
Perch? |
1.4107 |
0.07968 |
56 |
36 |
17 |
3 |
136 |
If a bird's gotta swim, then fish gotta fly |
1.4078 |
0.05924 |
103 |
67 |
30 |
6 |
137 |
Think what our children will have to go through. |
1.4078 |
0.05058 |
103 |
62 |
40 |
1 |
138 |
This will not end well for one of us. |
1.4059 |
0.06476 |
101 |
69 |
23 |
9 |
139 |
What time is your flight |
1.4059 |
0.06476 |
101 |
69 |
23 |
9 |
140 |
You look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.4059 |
0.06476 |
101 |
69 |
23 |
9 |
141 |
Yes, I do have confidence in my GPS - Why do you ask? |
1.4059 |
0.06321 |
101 |
68 |
25 |
8 |
142 |
Yes I'm sure it's fine - all the guy said was 'two by two' |
1.4059 |
0.06476 |
101 |
69 |
23 |
9 |
143 |
It's not you, it's me. |
1.4059 |
0.06627 |
101 |
70 |
21 |
10 |
144 |
You're a strange bird. |
1.4058 |
0.07535 |
69 |
46 |
18 |
5 |
145 |
We'd never have met had it not been for climate change |
1.3980 |
0.06917 |
98 |
70 |
17 |
11 |
146 |
You looked different in your profile picture. |
1.3980 |
0.06444 |
98 |
67 |
23 |
8 |
147 |
This just isn't working anymore. You refuse to evolve. |
1.3980 |
0.05935 |
98 |
64 |
29 |
5 |
148 |
It isn't you. It's me. |
1.3980 |
0.06606 |
98 |
68 |
21 |
9 |
149 |
Am I drowning, or are you flying? |
1.3980 |
0.06606 |
98 |
68 |
21 |
9 |
150 |
Tornadoes suck |
1.3980 |
0.06917 |
98 |
70 |
17 |
11 |
151 |
Ok, compromise: H2O2. |
1.3980 |
0.05935 |
98 |
64 |
29 |
5 |
152 |
I don't know either, global warming? |
1.3980 |
0.06606 |
98 |
68 |
21 |
9 |
153 |
I just don't understand you anymore. Its like we're not even of the same species. |
1.3980 |
0.06917 |
98 |
70 |
17 |
11 |
154 |
Out for some air? |
1.3958 |
0.06863 |
96 |
68 |
18 |
10 |
155 |
My dream or yours? |
1.3958 |
0.06012 |
96 |
63 |
28 |
5 |
156 |
If fish can fly, and birds can swim, anybody can be President. |
1.3958 |
0.06863 |
96 |
68 |
18 |
10 |
157 |
No shit? I love worms, too |
1.3958 |
0.06863 |
96 |
68 |
18 |
10 |
158 |
Without science, anything is possible! |
1.3958 |
0.06366 |
96 |
65 |
24 |
7 |
159 |
I don't really like labels, but I consider myself bi-evolutional. |
1.3958 |
0.06702 |
96 |
67 |
20 |
9 |
160 |
We expect immigrants to assimilate. |
1.3958 |
0.06702 |
96 |
67 |
20 |
9 |
161 |
But how will we raise the kids? |
1.3958 |
0.05826 |
96 |
62 |
30 |
4 |
162 |
But where would we raise the kids? |
1.3958 |
0.05437 |
96 |
60 |
34 |
2 |
163 |
I hate this mirror. |
1.3958 |
0.06366 |
96 |
65 |
24 |
7 |
164 |
Aren't you supposed to be in school? |
1.3958 |
0.06366 |
96 |
65 |
24 |
7 |
165 |
Out of school? |
1.3958 |
0.06702 |
96 |
67 |
20 |
9 |
166 |
Sure this is impossible, but two years ago I would have said the same thing about Trump being president! |
1.3958 |
0.07021 |
96 |
69 |
16 |
11 |
167 |
...and that's the story of global warming. |
1.3958 |
0.06536 |
96 |
66 |
22 |
8 |
168 |
You are clearly out of your depth |
1.3958 |
0.06863 |
96 |
68 |
18 |
10 |
169 |
I just feel that I am out of my element. |
1.3958 |
0.06536 |
96 |
66 |
22 |
8 |
170 |
Oops, wrong cartoon... |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
171 |
Of course you're not adopted dear - why do you ask? |
1.3875 |
0.06535 |
80 |
53 |
23 |
4 |
172 |
Aren't you supposed to be in school? |
1.3871 |
0.06122 |
93 |
62 |
26 |
5 |
173 |
When Heron met Salmon |
1.3871 |
0.07337 |
93 |
69 |
12 |
12 |
174 |
It's great. No cats. |
1.3871 |
0.05727 |
93 |
60 |
30 |
3 |
175 |
Well, one of us is in for a big surprise. |
1.3871 |
0.06492 |
93 |
64 |
22 |
7 |
176 |
It's called a tornado! |
1.3871 |
0.07012 |
93 |
67 |
16 |
10 |
177 |
I'm sorry but you must use the bathroom corresponding to the class of your birth no matter what you have become. |
1.3871 |
0.06492 |
93 |
64 |
22 |
7 |
178 |
So, then...you're not my real father? |
1.3846 |
0.05584 |
91 |
58 |
31 |
2 |
179 |
Did you just see a pig go by? |
1.3846 |
0.06770 |
91 |
64 |
19 |
8 |
180 |
Can we just agree to disagree on everything but worms? |
1.3846 |
0.06770 |
91 |
64 |
19 |
8 |
181 |
Wow. You missed about 350 million years of evolution. |
1.3846 |
0.05584 |
91 |
58 |
31 |
2 |
182 |
A fish out of water? Wow, you're a real idiom! |
1.3846 |
0.07122 |
91 |
66 |
15 |
10 |
183 |
How do you know that I am the father? |
1.3846 |
0.06006 |
91 |
60 |
27 |
4 |
184 |
Just practicing for climate change. |
1.3846 |
0.06006 |
91 |
60 |
27 |
4 |
185 |
I love worms too! |
1.3846 |
0.06587 |
91 |
63 |
21 |
7 |
186 |
But, where would we live? |
1.3846 |
0.06006 |
91 |
60 |
27 |
4 |
187 |
Skies are falling, sea levels are rising, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. |
1.3820 |
0.06874 |
89 |
63 |
18 |
8 |
188 |
I'm starting to regret voting for the cat, just to shake things up. |
1.3820 |
0.07236 |
89 |
65 |
14 |
10 |
189 |
we attack the cat at midnight |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
190 |
Just you and your spouse. Ark departs at ten sharp. |
1.3770 |
0.07453 |
61 |
41 |
17 |
3 |
191 |
Sushi? Your name is SUSHI ?? |
1.3750 |
0.06115 |
88 |
59 |
25 |
4 |
192 |
You're in direct violation of the no fly list. |
1.3750 |
0.06528 |
88 |
61 |
21 |
6 |
193 |
Sometimes I too feel like a fish out of water. |
1.3750 |
0.06917 |
88 |
63 |
17 |
8 |
194 |
As long as we raise the kids Catholic the priest said he would marry us. |
1.3750 |
0.06528 |
88 |
61 |
21 |
6 |
195 |
It'll never work - you're a Pisces and I'm an Aires. |
1.3750 |
0.06725 |
88 |
62 |
19 |
7 |
196 |
I think you're a bit out of your depth. |
1.3750 |
0.06725 |
88 |
62 |
19 |
7 |
197 |
I'd love to marry you, but where will we live? |
1.3750 |
0.06725 |
88 |
62 |
19 |
7 |
198 |
Don't look down. |
1.3750 |
0.06917 |
88 |
63 |
17 |
8 |
199 |
"Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly". No, wait... |
1.3750 |
0.05671 |
88 |
57 |
29 |
2 |
200 |
How long have you identified as avian? |
1.3750 |
0.06115 |
88 |
59 |
25 |
4 |
201 |
It didn't say on match.com you were a parrot FISH! |
1.3750 |
0.06917 |
88 |
63 |
17 |
8 |
202 |
You're not from around here, are you? |
1.3750 |
0.06917 |
88 |
63 |
17 |
8 |
203 |
My parents will never accept you. |
1.3750 |
0.05897 |
88 |
58 |
27 |
3 |
204 |
I'm not into labels. |
1.3750 |
0.06725 |
88 |
62 |
19 |
7 |
205 |
It's a long story called evolution. |
1.3750 |
0.06528 |
88 |
61 |
21 |
6 |
206 |
Nobody's gonna believe my next tweet. |
1.3750 |
0.07804 |
88 |
68 |
7 |
13 |
207 |
One if us is out of her depth. |
1.3750 |
0.07284 |
88 |
65 |
13 |
10 |
208 |
Ten years ago this was Fifth Avenue! |
1.3750 |
0.06725 |
88 |
62 |
19 |
7 |
209 |
I liked you better when you were the anonymous cartoon editor. |
1.3750 |
0.07284 |
88 |
65 |
13 |
10 |
210 |
Yes, Charlie, you're adopted. |
1.3750 |
0.05897 |
88 |
58 |
27 |
3 |
211 |
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. Or is it the other way around? |
1.3750 |
0.05671 |
88 |
57 |
29 |
2 |
212 |
All that matters to me is that we're in love! |
1.3721 |
0.07027 |
86 |
62 |
16 |
8 |
213 |
Unusually wet fall, don't you think? |
1.3721 |
0.06626 |
86 |
60 |
20 |
6 |
214 |
Fog's really thick this morning, huh? |
1.3721 |
0.05975 |
86 |
57 |
26 |
3 |
215 |
I like worms. You like worms. Let's just build on it! |
1.3721 |
0.06626 |
86 |
60 |
20 |
6 |
216 |
Either we're birds of a feather, or you're a fish out of water. |
1.3721 |
0.07027 |
86 |
62 |
16 |
8 |
217 |
when you go low, we go high. |
1.3721 |
0.06199 |
86 |
58 |
24 |
4 |
218 |
I'm ready to tell our parents about us. But you should know, my grandfather was a Pelican." |
1.3721 |
0.06829 |
86 |
61 |
18 |
7 |
219 |
Why not "Bird gotta swim, fish gotta fly? |
1.3721 |
0.05243 |
86 |
54 |
32 |
0 |
220 |
The neighborhood really changed. A few years ago this was a waterfront high rise. |
1.3721 |
0.07027 |
86 |
62 |
16 |
8 |
221 |
Schooling has really changed you. |
1.3721 |
0.05975 |
86 |
57 |
26 |
3 |
222 |
One of us is in somebody else's reality. |
1.3721 |
0.06626 |
86 |
60 |
20 |
6 |
223 |
I'm looking for the chicken of the sea. |
1.3721 |
0.07219 |
86 |
63 |
14 |
9 |
224 |
I'm not on Fishbook, but I am on Twitter. |
1.3721 |
0.07219 |
86 |
63 |
14 |
9 |
225 |
I think there's an alternate universe in which fish can't fly. |
1.3721 |
0.06626 |
86 |
60 |
20 |
6 |
226 |
Just think, if not for global warming we never would have met. |
1.3721 |
0.06829 |
86 |
61 |
18 |
7 |
227 |
I just came out as a bird. |
1.3721 |
0.06829 |
86 |
61 |
18 |
7 |
228 |
Wow, I'm a Pisces too! |
1.3721 |
0.07219 |
86 |
63 |
14 |
9 |
229 |
Are you by any chance a perch? |
1.3721 |
0.07027 |
86 |
62 |
16 |
8 |
230 |
My shrink told me to get out of my comfort-zone. |
1.3721 |
0.07027 |
86 |
62 |
16 |
8 |
231 |
But this will work out fine because I identify as a carp. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
232 |
One of us is in big trouble here. |
1.3690 |
0.06287 |
84 |
57 |
23 |
4 |
233 |
No offence, but you look nothing like your picture. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
234 |
The worms come with a catch? |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
235 |
Well, ONE of if us is out of his element. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
236 |
Flyfishing? |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
237 |
Everything you've heard is true. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
238 |
Do you mind if I use your bathroom? |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
239 |
I guess we are living in a post-'when pigs fly' world, aren't we? |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
240 |
Really? Three quarters of the earth isn't enough? |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
241 |
The costume is a little uncomfortable but the sharks leave me alone. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
242 |
I'm late. Any worms left? |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
243 |
I gotta stop drinking. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
244 |
How did you bypass the new immigration laws?? |
1.3636 |
0.07042 |
66 |
45 |
18 |
3 |
245 |
I know, but I identify as a fish right now... |
1.3600 |
0.07263 |
75 |
54 |
15 |
6 |
246 |
I'm not LIKE 'a bird out of air,' you idiot, I AM a bird out of air! |
1.3600 |
0.07011 |
75 |
53 |
17 |
5 |
247 |
We're in water? Don't buy in to that fake news. |
1.3600 |
0.07263 |
75 |
54 |
15 |
6 |
248 |
You just lay your eggs, and that's it? |
1.3600 |
0.06477 |
75 |
51 |
21 |
3 |
249 |
Maybe you should have stayed in school. |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
250 |
Sometimes a bird just gotta swim |
1.3580 |
0.05641 |
81 |
53 |
27 |
1 |
251 |
Trust me. It's fish gotta swim; birds gotta fly. |
1.3580 |
0.06645 |
81 |
57 |
19 |
5 |
252 |
Really!!! Worms are your favorite too! |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
253 |
Must be the humidity. |
1.3580 |
0.06874 |
81 |
58 |
17 |
6 |
254 |
I believe that diversity is a wellness issue. |
1.3553 |
0.07656 |
76 |
57 |
11 |
8 |
255 |
I am the beta version. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
256 |
But, if this were your dream, there'd be bubbles! |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
257 |
I've decided to devolve. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
258 |
What are you doing up here? Fish can't fly." "Yeah, well birds can't talk. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
259 |
I don't know...you just don't seem that evolved. |
1.3544 |
0.06251 |
79 |
54 |
22 |
3 |
260 |
I don't care what your GPS says. |
1.3544 |
0.06251 |
79 |
54 |
22 |
3 |
261 |
Trust me. This is how evolution works. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
262 |
Dude, upstream is a direction, not an altitude. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
263 |
You don't look anything like your match.com profile photo. |
1.3506 |
0.06605 |
77 |
54 |
19 |
4 |
264 |
So, are you a legal or illegal immigrant? |
1.3506 |
0.06859 |
77 |
55 |
17 |
5 |
265 |
You think this is unbelievable? Wait 'til you hear who's in the White House... |
1.3506 |
0.07341 |
77 |
57 |
13 |
7 |
266 |
Did you get my tweet? |
1.3506 |
0.07104 |
77 |
56 |
15 |
6 |
267 |
Fish got to fly Birds got to swim |
1.3506 |
0.06341 |
77 |
53 |
21 |
3 |
268 |
I felt it was important to get out of my bubble. |
1.3506 |
0.07570 |
77 |
58 |
11 |
8 |
269 |
Wow.....you really aren't a figure of speech. Who Knew ! |
1.3506 |
0.07104 |
77 |
56 |
15 |
6 |
270 |
Don't play Koi with me. |
1.3506 |
0.06859 |
77 |
55 |
17 |
5 |
271 |
How's your wife and 10,000 kids? |
1.3506 |
0.06341 |
77 |
53 |
21 |
3 |
272 |
"We can't keep on meeting like this". |
1.3506 |
0.06605 |
77 |
54 |
19 |
4 |
273 |
I love Gary's parties. You never know who you're gonna meet. |
1.3506 |
0.07341 |
77 |
57 |
13 |
7 |
274 |
I guess sea level is rising faster than expected |
1.3506 |
0.06859 |
77 |
55 |
17 |
5 |
275 |
What do you mean, you don't tweet? |
1.3506 |
0.07570 |
77 |
58 |
11 |
8 |
276 |
Where's a good oxygen bar around here? |
1.3506 |
0.06859 |
77 |
55 |
17 |
5 |
277 |
You don't look anything like your profile picture. |
1.3506 |
0.06605 |
77 |
54 |
19 |
4 |
278 |
Don't get koi with me. |
1.3506 |
0.07570 |
77 |
58 |
11 |
8 |
279 |
Don't look down, or you'll flounder. |
1.3500 |
0.08512 |
60 |
45 |
9 |
6 |
280 |
Mother said you'd be a fine catch. |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
281 |
are you Cod? |
1.3500 |
0.07820 |
60 |
43 |
13 |
4 |
282 |
It's easier than being a little bird in a big sky. |
1.3467 |
0.06436 |
75 |
52 |
20 |
3 |
283 |
Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly ... or something like that. |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
284 |
I did not expect the ocean levels to rise this fast. |
1.3467 |
0.06436 |
75 |
52 |
20 |
3 |
285 |
My doctor said swimming is easier on the joints. |
1.3396 |
0.07592 |
53 |
37 |
14 |
2 |
286 |
Atlantic Ocean? I was looking for Atlantic City! |
1.3390 |
0.06669 |
59 |
40 |
18 |
1 |
287 |
Birds got to swim, fish got to fly! |
1.3378 |
0.05536 |
74 |
49 |
25 |
0 |
288 |
Well, that's as the crow flies. As the pigeon flies is a little longer. |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
289 |
You're a much better listener than the stale bread lady. |
1.3378 |
0.06742 |
74 |
53 |
17 |
4 |
290 |
My ex told me to swim with the fishes. So I did. |
1.3378 |
0.06168 |
74 |
51 |
21 |
2 |
291 |
I knew your Tinder profile looked a little fishy. |
1.3378 |
0.06742 |
74 |
53 |
17 |
4 |
292 |
I really don't care what my parents think. |
1.3378 |
0.06168 |
74 |
51 |
21 |
2 |
293 |
You looked different in your Tinder profile. |
1.3378 |
0.06462 |
74 |
52 |
19 |
3 |
294 |
Why don't you try breathing through your mouth. |
1.3378 |
0.06742 |
74 |
53 |
17 |
4 |
295 |
I'm afraid that my parents would object. |
1.3378 |
0.06168 |
74 |
51 |
21 |
2 |
296 |
Are you a fish out of water or am I a bird out of air? |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
297 |
I've decided to work in a different medium |
1.3378 |
0.06742 |
74 |
53 |
17 |
4 |
298 |
Wrong floor. |
1.3378 |
0.06462 |
74 |
52 |
19 |
3 |
299 |
I don’t think are parents will approve. |
1.3378 |
0.07270 |
74 |
55 |
13 |
6 |
300 |
Yes, the most humid summer I can recall. |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
301 |
My parents said we have to stop seeing each other. |
1.3378 |
0.06462 |
74 |
52 |
19 |
3 |
302 |
galapagos |
1.3378 |
0.07763 |
74 |
57 |
9 |
8 |
303 |
I'm transitioning. |
1.3378 |
0.07270 |
74 |
55 |
13 |
6 |
304 |
Are you high?! |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
305 |
One of us is having a problem with situational awareness. |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
306 |
Pisces, what's yours? |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
307 |
They're still arguing about which bathroom I should be using. |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
308 |
You flying is actually less surprising than Trump being elected. |
1.3378 |
0.07763 |
74 |
57 |
9 |
8 |
309 |
It gets easier after the first few million years. |
1.3333 |
0.05934 |
72 |
49 |
22 |
1 |
310 |
I have no use for a bicycle, either. |
1.3333 |
0.07401 |
72 |
54 |
12 |
6 |
311 |
Well we both go with a nice Chablis. |
1.3333 |
0.07132 |
72 |
53 |
14 |
5 |
312 |
But where would we raise the kids? |
1.3333 |
0.05595 |
72 |
48 |
24 |
0 |
313 |
We're going to build a wall and you fish are going to pay for it! |
1.3333 |
0.07763 |
60 |
44 |
12 |
4 |
314 |
The sky has fallen! |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
315 |
Can you give me directions to the underwater statues? |
1.3286 |
0.06345 |
70 |
49 |
19 |
2 |
316 |
Didn't you get the memo? |
1.3286 |
0.06663 |
70 |
50 |
17 |
3 |
317 |
Can you believe this weather? |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
318 |
One of us is in trouble! |
1.3286 |
0.08068 |
70 |
55 |
7 |
8 |
319 |
It would never work betweeen us - you're a Pisces and I'm a pigeon. |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
320 |
I taught the pig last week. |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
321 |
Still doubt climate change? |
1.3286 |
0.06967 |
70 |
51 |
15 |
4 |
322 |
Moving in together will definitely change this relationship. |
1.3286 |
0.06967 |
70 |
51 |
15 |
4 |
323 |
One of us is going to be very disappointed when we wake up from this dream! |
1.3286 |
0.07538 |
70 |
53 |
11 |
6 |
324 |
Okay, I see, you're an alternative fish. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
325 |
But where can we build our nest? |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
326 |
I don't like being arbitrarily assigned to an evolutionary niche either, but could you not use the term pigeon holed? |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
327 |
I love you, but where will we live? |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
328 |
A friendship like this could land us internet stardom. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
329 |
What's all this hoo ha about fish and chirps? |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
330 |
Just stay away from the cats. |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
331 |
Isn't it fascinating that we both like to eat worms? |
1.3235 |
0.06087 |
68 |
47 |
20 |
1 |
332 |
Finally...The proverbial fish out of water. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
333 |
I went to camp, of course I know how to swim. |
1.3235 |
0.06438 |
68 |
48 |
18 |
2 |
334 |
I'd introduce you to some of my friends, except they would eat you. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
335 |
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
336 |
So this is what happens when a nautical force meets an arboreal object... |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
337 |
I guess I should've just dropped you a line. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
338 |
Pretty cool, but I will be more impressed when I see pigs fly. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
339 |
Fish & Chirps |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
340 |
He's cutting funding for the EPA. Pass it on. |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
341 |
We probably should change dating sites. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
342 |
As McLuhan says: 'The medium is the message.' |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
343 |
Those are the smallest wings I have ever seen ! |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
344 |
No -- fish gotta swim. It's birds that gotta fly. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
345 |
Oh, good, now I know for sure this is all just a dream. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
346 |
People kept telling me, 'There's plenty of fish in the sea,' so, I guess, hi. I'm Rickie. |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
347 |
I thought you should know, I'm a Carrier. |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
348 |
There seems to be a glitch in the Matrix. |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
349 |
It’s harder to breathe but there are fewer hawks. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
350 |
Remember the old song? "Fish gotta fly, birds gotta swim. . ." |
1.3235 |
0.06438 |
68 |
48 |
18 |
2 |
351 |
Huh! I was expecting a pig. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
352 |
My opinion is that you're a fish out of water. |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
353 |
I refuse to be pigeonholed. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
354 |
Now do you believe climate change is real? |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
355 |
Are you high?! |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
356 |
But what do you think our parents will say? |
1.3235 |
0.06438 |
68 |
48 |
18 |
2 |
357 |
Is this the Fish Fly? |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
358 |
I'll tell you what's different. worms don't taste the same. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
359 |
Thank goodness Trumpcare didn't pass. It covered neither fish nor fowl. |
1.3235 |
0.06438 |
68 |
48 |
18 |
2 |
360 |
Do you encounter any difficulties when trying to perch? |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
361 |
Got any threes? |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
362 |
No!No! Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly! |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
363 |
You make a compelling argument that it is nurture, not nature. |
1.3235 |
0.06438 |
68 |
48 |
18 |
2 |
364 |
I like to tweet to communicate, how about you? |
1.3220 |
0.07812 |
59 |
44 |
11 |
4 |
365 |
I refuse to be pigeonholed. |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
366 |
They said they are sticking with the donkey and the elephant. |
1.3208 |
0.08422 |
53 |
40 |
9 |
4 |
367 |
Holy Mackerel! |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
368 |
Swimming is for the birds. |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
369 |
Are You My Mother? |
1.3182 |
0.06167 |
66 |
46 |
19 |
1 |
370 |
Who do I see about the swimming lessons? |
1.3182 |
0.06882 |
66 |
48 |
15 |
3 |
371 |
Migrating to the Cloud? |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
372 |
If the helium thing is working, more power to you! |
1.3182 |
0.06535 |
66 |
47 |
17 |
2 |
373 |
Don't hold your breath. |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
374 |
Sea level rise. Air level drop. Let's call the whole thing off. |
1.3182 |
0.07832 |
66 |
51 |
9 |
6 |
375 |
Marco! |
1.3182 |
0.07213 |
66 |
49 |
13 |
4 |
376 |
You're in my lane |
1.3182 |
0.06535 |
66 |
47 |
17 |
2 |
377 |
Can't see them ever pigeonholing you. |
1.3182 |
0.06535 |
66 |
47 |
17 |
2 |
378 |
Unless one of us has evolved, this will be a very quick meeting! |
1.3182 |
0.06882 |
66 |
48 |
15 |
3 |
379 |
You're not from around here, are you? |
1.3182 |
0.07213 |
66 |
49 |
13 |
4 |
380 |
My analyst tells me I should try new things. |
1.3182 |
0.06882 |
66 |
48 |
15 |
3 |
381 |
I fear this has encounter 'mixed metaphor' written all over it. |
1.3182 |
0.06167 |
66 |
46 |
19 |
1 |
382 |
I think we are attacking this worm issue from different angles. |
1.3182 |
0.06882 |
66 |
48 |
15 |
3 |
383 |
No, I do not think Pigeon of the Sea is the next big thing. |
1.3125 |
0.06635 |
64 |
46 |
16 |
2 |
384 |
I decided to try a different dating app |
1.3125 |
0.06635 |
64 |
46 |
16 |
2 |
385 |
Wow, man....., you are really out of your element. |
1.3125 |
0.06250 |
64 |
45 |
18 |
1 |
386 |
Yes, I am the early bird. Why do you ask? |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
387 |
I'm a Creationist. |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
388 |
I guess this is hello and goodbye. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
389 |
Quid pro quo. Now teach me to swim. |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
390 |
How long have you been on the no-fly list? |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
391 |
Some birds gotta swim. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
392 |
You must know that one of us is in real trouble. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
393 |
Why am I here? Why are YOU here? |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
394 |
Personally, I think you're full of hot air . |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
395 |
Is this what they call an existential crisis? |
1.3065 |
0.06335 |
62 |
44 |
17 |
1 |
396 |
Red herring...Right? |
1.3065 |
0.06335 |
62 |
44 |
17 |
1 |
397 |
looks like one of us is out of their element. |
1.3065 |
0.08477 |
62 |
50 |
5 |
7 |
398 |
So... I had one of those fancy DNA tests and guess what! You are my 37th cousin, 9 times removed. |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
399 |
It's not an alternative fact. You really won't last long outside of water. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
400 |
You're feeling like a fish out of water? |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
401 |
And I'm telling you...climate change is a hoax. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
402 |
Isn't evolution wonderful. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
403 |
I recommend the worms. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
404 |
I suppose we have climate change to thank. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
405 |
I thought rising sea levels would be a bit slower. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
406 |
Kiss me you incongruous fool! |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
407 |
Honey, it won’t matter how we raise our children. I’m going to eat them. |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
408 |
Your going to love it here. All the worms you can eat with no strings attached. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
409 |
Common language? lol, we use emojis >><(((·> (°<°) |
1.3065 |
0.08477 |
62 |
50 |
5 |
7 |
410 |
You really are a fish out of water. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
411 |
'Talk about a fish out of water!' |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
412 |
Get out -- I'm a Pisces too! |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
413 |
Even Al Gore didn't think things would get this weird. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
414 |
The post-factual world is so liberating. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
415 |
Your dream or mine? |
1.3065 |
0.05903 |
62 |
43 |
19 |
0 |
416 |
Evolution, my friend, evolution. |
1.3065 |
0.06335 |
62 |
44 |
17 |
1 |
417 |
Either you're flying or I'm drowning. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
418 |
But where would we build a home? |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
419 |
One of us is seriously lost. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
420 |
How about that humidity! |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
421 |
Jeez, the sea level rose faster than anyone could have predicted |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
422 |
Your place next time? |
1.3065 |
0.06335 |
62 |
44 |
17 |
1 |
423 |
Of course I'll marry you -- as long as you are committed to not having kids. |
1.3065 |
0.06335 |
62 |
44 |
17 |
1 |
424 |
Maybe so, but I'd like to see you land on that telephone wire. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
425 |
So are you alt-swiming? Or am I alt-flying? |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
426 |
You look different than your profile photo. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
427 |
Oh man. I thought it was "Birds gotta swim. Fish gotta fly" |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
428 |
Is this a 'Fish out of Water' tale? |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
429 |
...and his name is Nemo... |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
430 |
Wow a talking fish |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
431 |
You look high to me. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
432 |
I agree this is clearly an existential crisis. We will know soon for which one of us. |
1.3000 |
0.05966 |
60 |
42 |
18 |
0 |
433 |
So this is where the worms go. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
434 |
You do realize, one of us is proving Darwin correct. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
435 |
I enjoy fly fishing. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
436 |
Well, one of us is screwed. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
437 |
We won't know which of us is in trouble til the background's drawn in |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
438 |
It's not "birds gotta swim and ..." ? |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
439 |
If climate change and evolution deniers could see us now! |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
440 |
I didn't think the EPA cuts would kick in so quickly. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
441 |
One of us is obviously out of his element... |
1.3000 |
0.06422 |
60 |
43 |
16 |
1 |
442 |
No, I can't swim. But I'm just winging it. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
443 |
This is normal for 2017. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
444 |
AAAAHHH, too late ... How's Noah gonna make this work?! |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
445 |
Is it my name that upsets your parents? |
1.3000 |
0.06422 |
60 |
43 |
16 |
1 |
446 |
I know it helps with your anxiety, but you are way too high right now. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
447 |
You look nothing like your dating profile. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
448 |
Where will we live? |
1.3000 |
0.05966 |
60 |
42 |
18 |
0 |
449 |
This is why I question computer dating services. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
450 |
The land mammals will have no idea what's coming to them. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
451 |
This must be Heaven. There are no cats anywhere, and I’m talking to a fish. |
1.2941 |
0.08538 |
51 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
452 |
What's climate change? |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
453 |
You didn't happen to pass a pig on your way up here? |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
454 |
Are you here for the Meetup Group? |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
455 |
Fish or fowl? No, I'm not binary. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
456 |
I'm having a tough time adapting to a rising sea level. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
457 |
It's okay... I self-identify as a rainbow trout |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
458 |
Do you think that your parents will accept me? |
1.2931 |
0.06029 |
58 |
41 |
17 |
0 |
459 |
Well.. this is awkward. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
460 |
No, the saying is NOT "Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly". |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
461 |
In a few billion years I'm outta here |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
462 |
Yeah, right! When pigs fly. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
463 |
Fish and chirps. We belong together. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
464 |
Don't be scared; immigrants are welcome here. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
465 |
I remember feeling the same way when I started to fly. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
466 |
Actually, we have a lot in common. You're out of school, I've left the nest. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
467 |
Do you sometimes feel out of your element? |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
468 |
Are we in YOUR alt reality or MINE? |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
469 |
I'm pre-op. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
470 |
If you had stayed in school you would know I am not a fish out of water. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
471 |
I self-identify as a fish. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
472 |
No. You're out of your element. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
473 |
I love you too Kevin, but we're just too different.. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
474 |
Shhh... Don't tell Darwin. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
475 |
Sorry, I shouldn't have swiped right. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
476 |
Let me welcome you on behalf of the entire diversity committee. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
477 |
Sea levels are rising quicker than I thought. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
478 |
Your profile didn't mention gills. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
479 |
Sweetheart, of course we can have an outdoor ceremony, but I think we have bigger issues to talk about. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
480 |
He's president? That's unbelievable! |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
481 |
One of us is an 'Alternative Fact' |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
482 |
We're related way back on my father's side. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
483 |
Well, I identify as a salmon. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
484 |
I'm game if you are. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
485 |
Yes, I'll show you the way to Canada. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
486 |
Fin or foe? |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
487 |
I had some work done. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
488 |
Fiction is a state of suspended disbelief. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
489 |
You realize that 'fish out of water' is not a compliment, right? |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
490 |
Did you see which way that pig went? |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
491 |
If I look like a duck and quack like a duck, I'm a fish - it's called Trumpism. |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
492 |
Just keep going straight down. You can't miss it. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
493 |
It's the soggy bread crumbs I can't get used to. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
494 |
I feel like I'm out of my element. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
495 |
Let's agree to disagree. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
496 |
And when pigs fly, then you'll see real change in Washington! |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
497 |
I'm a stool pigeon. Where do I sleep with the fishes? |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
498 |
I'm right, you're left, but we both love worms so maybe we can start our conversation there. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
499 |
Congratulations! You've really moved out of your comfort zone. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
500 |
If we can determine the probability do you think society will accept our children?6 |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
501 |
One of us is in deep shit. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
502 |
Damn these ambiguous backgrounds. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
503 |
Welcome to the neighborhood. I think you'll discover that any fin is possible here. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
504 |
One of use must be really lost. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
505 |
Sorry, but we've changed our immigration laws |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
506 |
My messenger service has gone through a sea change. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
507 |
Face it Loser, you will never "tweet" like me!! |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
508 |
I don't trust you. Your tweets seem fishy. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
509 |
You're not adopted but I wouldn't rule out the possibility that you were switched at birth. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
510 |
They said pigs. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
511 |
It's a classic 'Fish Out of Water' story. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
512 |
Are you one who lost your bicycle? |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
513 |
My therapist is encouraging me to get out of my comfort zone. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
514 |
Still nothing to do with climate change, right? |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
515 |
Some of my best friends are fish ! |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
516 |
Cat and dog cartoons are so yesterday. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
517 |
Want to know a secret? We both defy Gravity! |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
518 |
I'm pretty sure one of us is in big trouble! |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
519 |
I do a lot of cross-training. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
520 |
No, Sweetie...YOU'RE the fish out of water. I'M the bird on the wing! |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
521 |
I don't care if you're a flying fish, you're still in my airspace. |
1.2745 |
0.06311 |
51 |
37 |
14 |
0 |
522 |
I'm species-curious. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
523 |
I thought we had to be in an Escher drawing to meet like this. |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
524 |
Flying fish? |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
525 |
This witness protection program seems a little fishy. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
526 |
I can't stay long. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
527 |
@realDonaldTrump: We will make the oceans great again...American fish will no longer have to compete with foreign species for food! |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
528 |
This relationship will never work as long as you refuse to evolve. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
529 |
Straight down, you can't miss it. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
530 |
It's not an alternate fact. You don't have wings so you can't fly. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
531 |
Let's just agree to disagree. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
532 |
You flying fish think you're so smart because you've been in schools, but how capable are you at carrying messages? |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
533 |
I'm sorry, sweetheart; you're not evolved enough for me. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
534 |
Just don't get my father started talking about charter schools, and you'll be fine… |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
535 |
If we do marry, I feel we need a new place to live. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
536 |
Okay...yes, but where will we live? |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
537 |
If you look down, that reef used to be known as Washington, D.C. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
538 |
Sometimes I feel out of my element. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
539 |
This is awesome! But are you flying or am I swimming? |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
540 |
So, you couldn't swipe left either... |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
541 |
Aren't you out of your element? |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
542 |
Your online profile made you look more like a mallard. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
543 |
First off, you're at 33rd and Sixth, second, climate change was not a hoax. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
544 |
No worries-I've just gone vegan |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
545 |
I didn't realize the humidity was THAT high! |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
546 |
It won't be a mixed marriage. We're both Mormon. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
547 |
In the new economy, they may not need birds or fish. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
548 |
No matter how you look at it... one of us in in trouble! |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
549 |
One of us is living in alternative reality. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
550 |
Go, fish. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
551 |
hxfghfgbhfghb |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
552 |
Are You My Mother? |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
553 |
I'm out of my element. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
554 |
What's "100% humidity"? |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
555 |
Darwin's asleep. Come on up and join the card game. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
556 |
When Trump eliminated the EPA Clean Air regulations, it is now healthier to breathe water than air. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
557 |
They told me I could be anything I wanted to be. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
558 |
Want to come up to my place so we can become amphibious? |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
559 |
Is it you? Or is it me? |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
560 |
My parents are accepting of our love. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
561 |
Catfished again . . . I should give up on internet dating. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
562 |
OK, now you try hovering in the air. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
563 |
Clearly, one of us is out of our element. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
564 |
I tweet, therefore you're fake. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
565 |
The birds and the bees? That's so pre-global warming. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
566 |
Things are going swimmingly! And you? |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
567 |
Well, there's a good reason you feel like a "fish out of water..." |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
568 |
I am a triathlete. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
569 |
I admire your alternative facts. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
570 |
The EPA trashed the air, I wanted to see if the water is any better. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
571 |
Bet you never took a dump on statue. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
55 |
40 |
15 |
0 |
572 |
Either way, one of us is about to die. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
573 |
My doctor said I needed to do low impact. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
574 |
I am the egg man, they are the egg men. I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
575 |
I'm Nor...you must be Neither |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
576 |
We'll adopt. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
577 |
I'll think about it if it starts to matter. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
578 |
I couldn't afford Brooklyn anymore. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
579 |
OK. Now you teach me swimming. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
580 |
Funny, in my dream I'm swimming. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
581 |
I'm just checking to see if the water is cleaner than the air. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
582 |
Was it hard getting in your school? |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
583 |
It's when pigs fly, you moron. |
1.2642 |
0.08583 |
53 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
584 |
It's not that I'm anti-water so much as I'm air-neutral. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
585 |
It's not just a compatibility thing, Mark. It's an oxygen thing, too. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
586 |
One of us is out of our element. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
587 |
Whose alternative facts are these? |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
588 |
No, not touristy things. I'm here to immerse myself in the culture. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
589 |
I'm not the first flyer who overshot the runway and went for a swim. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
590 |
I've only got a minute. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
591 |
As Mr. Gershwin said, "Birds gotta swim...fish gotta fly." |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
592 |
Fantasy meeting you here! |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
593 |
A relationship with you could never work. You're all wet. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
594 |
How have you adapted to global warming? |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
595 |
So, who evolved from who? |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
596 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
597 |
Well one of us is a fish out of water. |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
598 |
Just leave the worms for me and we'll get along fine. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
599 |
Excuse me, sir, but do you speak pidgin? |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
600 |
I told you it's like swimming without the water! |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
601 |
Okay, if you're really committed to this thing, you need to know the best statues to poop on. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
602 |
Let's agree to disagree. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
603 |
Only one of us can be the Chicken of the Sea |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
604 |
Well, one of us is going to be suffocating pretty soon. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
605 |
Either I'm way out of my element, or you're in way over your head. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
606 |
On a scale of one to ten how's your oxygen level? |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
607 |
You're out of your element here. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
608 |
We need to break up. You're suffocating me. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
609 |
You're going the wrong way! |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
610 |
Don't look down. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
611 |
Our parents will never agree to our marriage. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
612 |
A pointless space station experiment is what I think. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
613 |
Wow! I guess sea levels really are rising. |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
614 |
Flying lessons ? It will cost you a fin |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
615 |
I seem to be out of my element. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
616 |
Reassignment surgery went swimmingly. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
617 |
No! Fish gotta fly, bird's gotta swim |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
618 |
Learn to tweet. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
619 |
I hear we both taste like chicken. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
620 |
I know I was born a fish, but surely you can see why I should use the bird bathroom now |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
621 |
I was born a bird, but I identify as a fish......mind if I use the bathroom? |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
622 |
I like worms, you like worms, let's get together. |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
623 |
Only one of us can be right |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
624 |
Trust me, the worm is a tool of capitalist exploitation. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
625 |
Humid out. |
1.2549 |
0.08786 |
51 |
43 |
3 |
5 |
626 |
I still think we should do a flyby. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
627 |
Habitat flexibility is essential in today's climate. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
628 |
No more computer dating for me. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
629 |
I HAVE to know, did they find Dory or not?? |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
630 |
Are you or I in the wrong restroom? |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
631 |
I'm species neutral |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
632 |
All I'm saying is that our love for worms isn't enough to fuel the relationship. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
633 |
I'm not about to make a big flap over it, but there's something fishy about you, my friend. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
634 |
I thought I would try a different migration route. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
635 |
Ever wish you could just walk away from it all? |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
636 |
Weird; I like worms too! |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
637 |
You new here? |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
638 |
I'm setting up an offshore company to buy underwater mortgages. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
639 |
I probably need to stop using Waze. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
640 |
What do you mean, what am I doing in your neck of the woods? |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
641 |
I'm changing my lifestyle! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
642 |
And they voted me off the ark. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
643 |
So you're the proverbial fish out of water |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
644 |
Listen, it's not me, it's you. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
645 |
Sea World's in a pinch. You should apply. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
646 |
You know according to science, we could be related! |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
647 |
Congratulations! You've mastered the flying course! Now I'll teach you how to leave droppings on a windshield. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
648 |
One of us is in deep trouble. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
649 |
That worm you just ate was for the birds. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
650 |
All I know is one of us took a wrong turn somewhere. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
651 |
What part of "the birds and the bees" don't you get? |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
652 |
All I know is that it's breathtaking for one of us. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
653 |
You don't have to tell me, you're a fish out of water. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
654 |
Remember: Mother will be fine; it's Father we have to convince. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
655 |
But where would we build our home together? |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
656 |
This can't be good. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
657 |
No, silly, it's "fish gotta SWIM, BIRDS gotta fly." |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
658 |
Boy, your arms must be tired. |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
659 |
You keep coming up with objections. We'll adopt. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
660 |
Are you too high or am I? |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
661 |
Flying has become such a hassle. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
662 |
Psst... I think we have different daddies. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
663 |
I live an alternative lifestyle. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
664 |
No school today? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
665 |
I don't care what your mother says, We can make it work! |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
666 |
How interesting that our alternate realities are each other's realities! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
667 |
Have you run into Escher anywhere around here? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
668 |
Here for the Galapagos reunion? |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
669 |
So what do you think a penguin is, a fish or a bird? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
670 |
I think you'll find it's not any easier to breathe up here. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
671 |
We've run out of space up there. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
672 |
I have to stop eating that cheap birdseed!! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
673 |
I need to get some air. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
674 |
I gotta swim too. |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
675 |
I'm here to be schooled. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
676 |
Well, at least we see eye to eye. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
677 |
So, a duck and a fish walk into a bar... |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
678 |
Alternative Fact: Fish Can Fly. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
679 |
This guy named Escher said, 'Wait here, I'll be right back.' |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
680 |
That may be, but I gotta love one man 'til I die. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
681 |
Why do we always have to meet at your place? |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
682 |
You're new around here, aren't you? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
683 |
We have to work together now that the EPA is "non-essential." |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
684 |
I was going to be a fish too, but they were out of costumes. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
685 |
It finally happened. They moved my job off shore. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
686 |
I didn't get the bill. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
687 |
HI! SPRING BREAK? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
688 |
But sweetheart, our children would be mythical. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
689 |
Just breathe through your nose. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
690 |
I brought a message from the future. Swim, crawl, walk THEN fly. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
691 |
I have heard some say it's due to global warming. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
692 |
Have you never heard of Fly Fishing? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
693 |
Hi, I'm Luca Brasi. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
694 |
I don't eat red meat either. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
695 |
There are worms falling out of the sky. What's the hook? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
696 |
Unfortunately, I don't think one can escape the effects of global warming by re-locating. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
697 |
School or flock? At this point, what difference does it make? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
698 |
It's not as easy as it looks. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
699 |
Actually, a lot of us have moved here recently. Who can afford Manhattan or Brooklyn anymore? |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
700 |
This school needed more diversity. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
701 |
Nothing surprises me anymore. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
702 |
You're really sweet, but you're so invasive. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
703 |
We should probably figure out which one of us can't breath. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
704 |
We are going to build a wall to keep fish in the water. |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
705 |
One of us needs to wake up. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
706 |
I'm an exchange student. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
707 |
Excuse me, I'm new around here. Could you point me to the nearest statue? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
708 |
Knee replacement – I'm in re-hab. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
709 |
We're either all wet or high as a kite. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
710 |
"Now do you believe global warming is real"? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
711 |
Okay then, one of us must be dreaming. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
712 |
Slow down! You're supposed to spend a few million years trying to crawl onto land first. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
713 |
You must be a fish out of water. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
714 |
Are you "free range"? |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
715 |
Keep flappin, and they'll grow for ya, mine did! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
716 |
No. I get the worm. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
717 |
How to raise the kids is the least of our problems. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
718 |
We must be tripping! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
719 |
No, seriously, Donald Trump is president! |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
720 |
I can teach you how to tweet. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
721 |
I knew something was fishy when my homing device told me to continue straight at the edge of the pier. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
722 |
Why are we always meeting at your place? |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
723 |
We're also the rats of the sea. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
724 |
Species are fluid! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
725 |
Let's face it, you're a fish out of water. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
726 |
When do you think we should tell our parents? |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
727 |
Morning, how's the water? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
728 |
Damm Google maps! |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
729 |
We both like worms so we have that much in common. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
730 |
I don't know if I'm figuratively high, or you're actually high. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
731 |
One of us must be an alternative fact |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
732 |
If the medium is the message, what medium is this? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
733 |
Either you're one of those flying fish, or I'm in big trouble! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
734 |
Sometimes the medium really is the message. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
735 |
It depends on what 'perch' mean to you. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
736 |
You look nothing like your Tinder photo. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
737 |
Birds gotta swim; fish gotta fly. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
738 |
I understand that we may be related? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
739 |
Oops. Wrong perch. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
740 |
Yes. It's called fly fishing. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
741 |
One of us is in big trouble. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
742 |
Ive heard "when pigs fly!" but this is a new one. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
743 |
Let me guess, Google Maps? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
744 |
Darling, if you can fly, I can swim. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
745 |
One of us is wrong. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
746 |
It's easy--just put your lips together and blow. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
747 |
Good, now turn into a horse. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
748 |
This is my first migration. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
749 |
Stop playing, koi! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
750 |
I just saw a pig., |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
751 |
I feel a magnetic attraction to you, maybe it's the lead? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
752 |
If you fall there's Obamacare. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
753 |
'What will the parents say?' |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
754 |
So you're a flying fish. I'm still waiting to see pigs fly! |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
755 |
But, where would we live? |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
756 |
Where are we? We're neither here nor there. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
757 |
This is the heaviest fog I've ever seen. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
758 |
Actually, I'm fly fishing. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
759 |
We left the ocean, became reptiles, than dinosaurs, than birds. What have you been doing? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
760 |
Well this should put that whole "neither fish nor fowl" argument to rest. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
761 |
Birds of a feather don't always flock together. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
762 |
"Freddie the Flounder sends his regards". |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
763 |
When you go high, I go low. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
764 |
Terrific! I was looking for a good perch. |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
765 |
I'm looking for a good perch. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
766 |
Escher couldn’t make it. There’s a travel ban on Dutch Tessellaters. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
767 |
I follow you on Fishbook |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
768 |
This is precisely why people should never drink and draw. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
769 |
I know, you're a Pisces & like to take long swims at the beach. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
770 |
One of us is about to have a very bad day. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
771 |
I'm a homing pigeon, but I think I'm really lost! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
772 |
Never trust a homing pigeon for directions. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
773 |
I was home flocked but am now looking for a good school |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
774 |
It's not just fluid dynamics; you made a wrong turn at Niagara. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
775 |
Are you dreaming of flying or am I dreaming of swimming? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
776 |
Fly fishing helps me unwind. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
777 |
Flyfishing? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
778 |
One of us is holding our breath! |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
779 |
I have to tell you--this really changes my mind on the whole climate change thing. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
780 |
So I said to him, 'Just how do we go forth and multiply?' |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
781 |
There's a really good reason you feel a draft. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
782 |
I can tolerate your odd views on reproduction, but you kiss like a fish. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
783 |
So Escher picked you for a model too? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
784 |
Just getting a jump on global warming. |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
785 |
For you, "I believe I can fly." is a euphemism. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
786 |
I'm a real fish out of water. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
787 |
Remember when we had to use our gender specific bathrooms? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
788 |
"Can a relationship be sustained on love of worms alone"? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
789 |
Gosh, you make me feel so ... so metaphoric. |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
790 |
All differences aside, we share the same background. |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
791 |
Hey honey, I think I found Nemo! |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
792 |
Looks like you're out of your element. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
793 |
Only in the New Yorker would the two of us ever meet. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
794 |
New to the neighborhood? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
795 |
I was looking for fish in all the wrong places. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
796 |
You looked different in your Tinder profile. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
797 |
Sorry, Dad! The cloning lab screwed up! |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
798 |
Have you evolved to fly, or am I swimming? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
799 |
Lost in migration. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
800 |
Are you sure your parents are okay with us? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
801 |
Wow! You must be a genius! |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
802 |
You're screwing with evolution! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
803 |
No, the early fish is still screwed. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
804 |
"So, you're that fish out of water"! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
805 |
Your place or mine? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
806 |
I rarely date outside my genus. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
807 |
You must be a fish out of water. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
808 |
This may be a new high for an invasive species. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
809 |
And let me guess. Pisces rising? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
810 |
Not quite. First it's the chicken, THEN me, then the turkey. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
811 |
One of us should not be here. I hope it's not me. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
812 |
Joe and Bob share their common fear of cats. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
813 |
I was in the running but Escher found me too pedestrian. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
814 |
You know what...we'll just have to agree to disagree. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
815 |
Well, I'll ask around, but I'm pretty sure it's "fish gotta swim." |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
816 |
How's your school? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
817 |
Dori? No. Why? |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
818 |
My personal trainer suggested some cross-training. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
819 |
I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
820 |
Are you high, or am I? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
821 |
If you see a worm, it's mine. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
822 |
I'm an odd duck. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
823 |
Global warming prepping. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
824 |
My parents are going to be a real problem. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
825 |
You never know what you will find on ancestry .com. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
826 |
You're a fish. This isn't water. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
827 |
Yeah well get me in the water and I'm like a bird on land |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
828 |
my great grandma was a carp, maybe you know her? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
829 |
I call this "alternative flying". |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
830 |
We really can't go on meeting like this. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
831 |
Let's try the veal. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
832 |
So, how have you been since Hurricane Sandy? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
833 |
One of us chose the wrong milieu. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
834 |
Climate change? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
835 |
For you are the fin beneath my wings. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
836 |
A fish out of water? Wow, you're a real idiom! |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
837 |
This is the last time I try to pick a roommate online. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
838 |
It's not you, it's me. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
839 |
Do you ever feel out of your depth? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
840 |
My drake is beginning to suspect. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
841 |
You'll be able to do this in about 200,000 years. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
842 |
We literally can't keep meeting like this |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
843 |
Not everything is a metaphor, man. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
844 |
One of us is in deep doo-doo. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
845 |
Yada, yada, yada...now we have penguins. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
846 |
Yes, I've heard of Mr. Escher. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
847 |
I’m sorry, I haven’t seen Nemo. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
848 |
Yeah, I'll split a worm with you. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
849 |
Don't I know you from when we posed for M. C. Escher? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
850 |
Oh, I thought it was, "Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly..." |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
851 |
Not all mixed marriages work |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
852 |
One of us is wrong. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
853 |
One of us is in a lot of trouble.... |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
854 |
Who taught you how to fly? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
855 |
Either I'm having a bad dream or you are. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
856 |
Honest grandpa, that evolution story is really true. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
857 |
One of us is seriously misinformed. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
858 |
So, if the medium is the message, what are you saying? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
859 |
I'm stepping out for some fresh air, if you'd care to join me. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
860 |
We've got to stop meeting like this. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
861 |
I wanted my poop to float up instead of down for a change. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
862 |
I haven't seen a single windshield down here. Where do you guys go to the bathroom? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
863 |
On break from school? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
864 |
You take my breath away! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
865 |
I don't date outside of my phylum. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
866 |
No, I don't have to worry about the wall either. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
867 |
I don't believe in Cod. We will raise our babies neither fish nor fowl. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
868 |
We can't go on meeting like this. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
869 |
What are you in for? |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
870 |
You really don't look like your profile shot. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
871 |
I knew privatization of the FAA was a bad idea. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
872 |
But where would we build a home? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
873 |
Carpe diem! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
874 |
Yes, I AM like a fish out of water |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
875 |
First time in a tornado? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
876 |
I'm sorry, I meant the other kind of perch. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
877 |
Fish or Fowl |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
878 |
Did you see where the rest of the penguins went? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
879 |
TSA was on my ass. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
880 |
One of us is in serious trouble. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
881 |
For my gap year, I decided to travel abroad. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
882 |
It really is the humidity. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
883 |
This is one of those fish-out-of-water stories, isn't it? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
884 |
I'm an exchange student. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
885 |
Seriously, though, where are we going to build the house? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
886 |
No, YOU sing bass. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
887 |
I know this is a historically aquatic neighborhood, but my wife and I found a lovely fixer-upper for a quarter of the price we would have paid 'up there' |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
888 |
His tweets are unbelievable. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
889 |
Either you're a flying fish or I'm a dead duck. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
890 |
Looks like evolution took a left turn somewhere! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
891 |
You're in my lane |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
892 |
Do you want to find Nemo or not? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
893 |
Did you ever really NEED a bicycle? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
894 |
I love your accent! Say something else. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
895 |
My flock flew off north without me. Is it okay if I hang out here through the summer? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
896 |
It's all fun now but wait "till you spend a night sitting on a branch. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
897 |
You look just like your profile photo. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
898 |
Are you a flying fish or am I all wet? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
899 |
No, my ears don't pop. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
900 |
would you like to comment on my tweet? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
901 |
How long can you hold your breath? About as long as you can fly. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
902 |
Just flap your fins. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
903 |
I don't get it. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
904 |
I don't know, sometimes I just feel like a bird out of water. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
905 |
I love you too, but where can we make our home together? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
906 |
"My daddy was a rogue whale". |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
907 |
You skipped an epoch. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
908 |
And then my mom said, 'you can be anything you want.' |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
909 |
Escher wants us to model for him. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
910 |
We just have to get through the next four years. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
911 |
I think you're out of your element. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
912 |
Can I borrow a fin? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
913 |
Now that we're engaged, how do we break it to our folks? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
914 |
You? Again? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
915 |
I'm afraid of heights. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
916 |
Wow! You look just like grandma looked when she got out of the ocean and flew away a few million years ago! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
917 |
Make evolution great again! |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
918 |
I think one of us is definitely lost. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
919 |
I'm working on my global warming strategy. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
920 |
You called for Twitter tech support? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
921 |
I can't be lost! I'm a Homing Pigeon! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
922 |
This would blow Darwin's mind. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
923 |
Did Escher put you up to this? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
924 |
With alternative facts, fish can fly. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
925 |
I posed for MC Escher, too! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
926 |
Wawa |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
927 |
''I appreciate the effort you've made for us to see eye to eye on this'' |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
928 |
You new here? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
929 |
Word we're getting now is climate change was a hoax. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
930 |
No, you get the legs first, THEN the wings. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
931 |
I was in your place once. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
932 |
Well I be damn, fish can fly |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
933 |
According to Darwin, we shouldn't be seen together |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
934 |
The rents in my neighborhood were just sky high. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
935 |
Now do you believe in global warming? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
936 |
Man, one of us is really high... |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
937 |
I'm just a bird, standing in front of a fish, asking it to love me. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
938 |
I was just wondering the same thing. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
939 |
I don't know quite how to say this, but you're out of your element. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
940 |
Water that bad, eh? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
941 |
Fake Science |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
942 |
Anyway, we both look at the same moon. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
943 |
You can't get there from here. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
944 |
One of us is having a really bad day. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
945 |
The doctor will see you now. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
946 |
After this can you teach me how to swim? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
947 |
I come in peace. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
948 |
You'll be fine. Just don't look down. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
949 |
Give yourself a couple million years. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
950 |
Is this the new normal? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
951 |
... first you'll need to walk on land; flying comes later. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
952 |
You should really have a parachute. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
953 |
You plan to hang out up here for the entire fishing season? |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
954 |
Aren't you a bit out of your element? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
955 |
You ask where we'll live? No problem! I've got a condo in Boca! |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
956 |
Okay, it's your call. "Heads," it's air. "Tails," it's water. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
957 |
The owl goddess told us this day would come: 100% humidity. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
958 |
wait...wait....we met in Bombay, right? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
959 |
We both got it wrong. "Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim." |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
960 |
Silly goose! You aren't supposed to be here! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
961 |
Sorry, I don't do beak-to-gill. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
962 |
No,it's Iowa. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
963 |
I don't like to be pigeonholed. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
964 |
One of us has a problem.... |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
965 |
They throw bread at me too. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
966 |
I have a message for you. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
967 |
One of us has a big decision to make. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
968 |
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
969 |
We're between Cartoon Editors. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
970 |
One of us is in for a huge disappointment. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
971 |
One way or another, my folks are gonna love you. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
972 |
Doesn't look good. He said"A bird may love a fish-but where will they build a home together?" |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
973 |
Oxygen is so overrated. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
974 |
The drones were the last straw for me. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
975 |
Remember when they thought global warming was a hoax? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
976 |
It's time for real change. No more Donkeys & Elephants. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
977 |
You've heard of Chicken o' the Sea, right?. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
978 |
Okay, no sushi for dinner. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
979 |
You do realize that we're wallpaper? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
980 |
Don't worry, Honey--I know a fabulous plastic ornithologist. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
981 |
We'll prbobably be on a sampler plate somewhere. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
982 |
Talk about rising sea levels! |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
983 |
Worms do taste better without hooks. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
984 |
I AM with the current. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
985 |
Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandpa? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
986 |
Either you're a flying fish or I'm in deep trouble. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
987 |
Are you flying on fake wings? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
988 |
You know, one of us is defying physics. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
989 |
Never trust GPS again! |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
990 |
I didn't know a Blowfish was lighter than air. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
991 |
It's not you. I'm just saying the circumstances are unfortunate. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
992 |
Care to split a worm? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
993 |
I heard there's better schools down here. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
994 |
Swimmingly! How about you? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
995 |
So, you're what I evolved from? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
996 |
I'm sorry but I'm not ready to introduce you to my family just yet. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
997 |
I'm swimin'. Are you flyin'? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
998 |
do you tweet |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
999 |
Okay, explain this climate change concept one more time... |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1000 |
One of us is quite extraordinary. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1001 |
"I'm sure the lyric is fish gotta swim birds gotta fly". |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1002 |
Okay, I'm de-evolving, but it's getting hot up there. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1003 |
My uncle still thinks climate change is just a hoax. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1004 |
Climate Change deniers still refuse to believe that sea levels are rising. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1005 |
From my view of things, a fish won't get caught if he simply keeps his mouth shut. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1006 |
Great to meet a fellow foodie. Let's Netflix and chill some time. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1007 |
They tried to pigeonhole me, too. Then again, I am a pigeon. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1008 |
I'm fighting segregation. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1009 |
On election night, I saw a pig up here. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1010 |
I feel the same way but this is wrong. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1011 |
You're what we call a bird of a different feather. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1012 |
Fancy running into you here... |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
1013 |
I'm a bird out of air. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1014 |
Come meet my friend, Mr. Escher. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1015 |
They ran out of trees,so I live here now. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1016 |
I'm going to lay off those poppy seeds. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1017 |
I couldn't believe my Ancestry DNA results either! |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
1018 |
I'm pleased to say that you've been exceeding our expectations. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1019 |
Are you my diversity partner ? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1020 |
You're supposed to walk on land first! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1021 |
Flying fish, you say? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1022 |
I'm going to tell Noah it's too soon. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1023 |
So you really can fly Carp Kent! |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
1024 |
Your mom says we're neither fish nor fowl, so does that mean we're good red herring? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1025 |
What's so wrong with just being you? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1026 |
Meet me at the bird bath. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1027 |
I just wanted to see how the other half lives. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1028 |
I was expecting a pig. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1029 |
I don't mind the not flying, it's the not breathing I have a tough time with. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1030 |
We gotta get outta here. This is no cartoon. It's a menu!! |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1031 |
I needed to get away from that incessant tweeting. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
1032 |
Really, it's not your medium. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1033 |
It's a gray area, okay? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1034 |
Hmm. Fancy meeting you here. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1035 |
He gutted the Clean Air Act, if he gets to the Clean Water Act, we're hosed. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1036 |
So where do you stand on this Darwinism fad? |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1037 |
Thanks for meeting me at the horizon. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
1038 |
Have you considered a different news source? |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1039 |
You're like a bird out of air. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1040 |
Pardon me but would you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
1041 |
Let me float something by you... |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
1042 |
So then I asked myself in 140 characters or less, is this really what you want to be doing with your life? |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1043 |
So, I see that you got out of that bad mortgage. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1044 |
All I can say is further study is needed regarding the halucinogenic effects of climate change. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1045 |
Great, now I have to ponder the meaning of life. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1046 |
Where do you keep the oil remover? |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1047 |
Am I dreaming, or are you dreaming? |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
1048 |
We'll just have to agree to disagree. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1049 |
Well, one of us is dying for sure..." |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1050 |
It goes back some time, but we're related on your mother's side. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1051 |
I THOUGHT IT WAS "WHEN PIGS FLY." |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1052 |
Why would they take gullible out of the dictionary? |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1053 |
I love you too, but where will we live? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1054 |
Skipping school again? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1055 |
Well! Aren't you a fish out of water! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1056 |
Context is everything. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1057 |
To Hell with Darwin, let's go out and have dinner! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1058 |
Because I refuse to be pigeonholed! |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1059 |
I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1060 |
It seems that we are drawn together |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1061 |
You're not breaking the laws of nature if you don't get caught. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1062 |
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1063 |
Well the law says I have to come back here to use the bathroom. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1064 |
So, what do you call a fish out of water? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1065 |
Without the EPA, it's easier to breathe water than air. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1066 |
I see no reason we should be handicapped by evolution. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1067 |
Swimming out of your lane, aren't you? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1068 |
Good thing cats hate water |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1069 |
Where's the pig? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1070 |
No offense, but you're not really in your element here. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1071 |
It appears one of us is out of their element... |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1072 |
You're doing fine. Just don't look down. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1073 |
I agree. The Earthworm is an acquired taste. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1074 |
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1075 |
Let's get a bunch of our friends and do an M.C. Escher! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1076 |
Aren't we related on the maternal side? |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1077 |
We've just got to stop meeting like this. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1078 |
A bit flighty, are we? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1079 |
Hi, my name is Romeo. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1080 |
You're new around here, aren't you? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1081 |
The good thing is that we are in a watercolor. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1082 |
Oscar Hammerstein would never believe this! |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1083 |
So, we're in agreement. Fish got to swim and birds got to fly. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1084 |
Ever feel like you're out of your 20,000 leagues? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1085 |
I was always a bird trapped in a fish body. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1086 |
Your turn to fly. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1087 |
Wait here, I'll be right back; I just need to get some air. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1088 |
No it's true, I found you through ancestry.com! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1089 |
Wow! It's worse than I thought. I was expecting a pig. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1090 |
My place or yours? |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1091 |
I'm trying to stay one step ahead of climate change. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1092 |
Ever heard the expression 'like a fish out of water'? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1093 |
That was an alternative fact |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1094 |
Sorry. My mistake. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1095 |
Our kids might not be fish or fowl, but something much better! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1096 |
Well, aren't you just a fish out of water! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1097 |
This is going to end badly for one of us. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1098 |
One of us is in big trouble. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1099 |
My ex-girlfriend told me 'there's a lot of fish in the sea,' but you're the only one I see. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1100 |
So everything is gonna turn out swell when you hook up. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1101 |
To be perfectly honest, I was expecting more parrot and less fish... |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1102 |
This is not going to end well for one of us. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1103 |
The most unlikely pairing of two things since "President" and "Trump." |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1104 |
It's not quite 'Hamilton,' but there's something artisanal about it. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1105 |
You've never been comfortable inside your own skin, have you? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1106 |
One of us is off course |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1107 |
Well, for starters, we both like worms. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1108 |
You must be new here. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1109 |
You had me before hello. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1110 |
I hate to tell you this, but I self-identify as a pelican. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1111 |
Working on the diversity section of the application for Noah's Ark. Want to hook up? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1112 |
Is it me or you? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1113 |
My people thought this might happen when the EPA got dismantled |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1114 |
Thanks for taking time out of the water to be here today. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1115 |
One of us is in deep trouble. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1116 |
I thought the saying was when pigs fly... |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1117 |
What do you mean, "What the hell is water"? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1118 |
Is there a third option? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1119 |
Don't you feel like a fish out of water? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1120 |
One of us is a whacked-out freak of nature... |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1121 |
One of us is mixed up |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1122 |
One of us is dreaming. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1123 |
One of us is in a lot of trouble.... |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1124 |
It all makes sense now. You gotta swim, and I gotta fly. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1125 |
...but since I was a chick, I have felt like I was a fish |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1126 |
It’s the fourth day, so God will be assigning us habitats. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1127 |
You just can't handle the truth! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1128 |
I'm lost. Can you point me towards the nearest statue |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1129 |
Let me guess...Pisces. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1130 |
When did they change the saying to "When fish fly.."? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1131 |
I didn't expect to see you again until our next lifetime. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1132 |
I'm game. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1133 |
Thinking I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque... |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1134 |
One of us is in the wrong cartoon. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1135 |
I'm adopting a new lifestyle so I can no longer be blamed for those awful tweets. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1136 |
I'm fairly confident that the traditional "birds and the bees" lecture isn't applicable to you. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1137 |
I've always had a fear of flying. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1138 |
Funny meeting you here. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1139 |
Talk about a "bad air" day! |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1140 |
Either bathroom is fine. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1141 |
Just believe you're underwater and you'll be fine. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1142 |
This is the future that liberals want. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1143 |
One of us is living alternative facts. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1144 |
Long time no see. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1145 |
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. Maybe it's birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1146 |
Consider me an alternative fish. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1147 |
Remember, we are flying the friendly skies! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1148 |
I’m not flighty, I’m just not sure our species can survive a long-distance relationship. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1149 |
Wow! I guess sea level rise is not a hoax! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1150 |
It won't work. Birds gotta fly; fish gotta swim. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1151 |
A little fresh air, you'll be right as rain. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1152 |
One of us has made a terrible mistake. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1153 |
One of us is out of their element. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1154 |
Didn't expect to run into you here. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1155 |
As a matter of fact I love worms! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1156 |
Our children will be flying fish. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1157 |
I thought you were a metaphor. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1158 |
I was tired of being pigeonholed. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1159 |
This whole long-distance thing just isn't working for me. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1160 |
You know, birds started out as fish, so be patient. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1161 |
Holly moly! One of us must be very high! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1162 |
um excuse me, I identify as a fish. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1163 |
Well, we can agree it's not a solid. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1164 |
Any place around here where you can get a decent plate of worms? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1165 |
Your leap first struck me as quantum. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1166 |
When they go low, you go high. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1167 |
No, I use lungs. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1168 |
You could have knocked me over with a feather. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1169 |
Want to sign up for Twitter? We're now expanding underwater! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1170 |
We can't both be right. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1171 |
So, what time do you get out of school? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1172 |
Your flying is impressive, but where's your landing gear? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1173 |
Well aren't you a breath of fresh air! |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1174 |
Are you here for the diversity training? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1175 |
I’ve always believed in global warming, but I had no idea it would advance so quickly! |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1176 |
Wait -- am I diving bird, or are you a flying fish? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1177 |
You need to get out more. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1178 |
The humidity here is beastly. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1179 |
And of all the gin joints in the world, she swam into mine. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1180 |
Ever heard of Charles Darwin? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1181 |
If they find out we're talking it'll be all over CNN. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1182 |
So did you see the pigs fly past just now? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1183 |
But this IS water! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1184 |
I'm a fiscal bird, but a social fish. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1185 |
One of us is profoundly exceptional. The other, not so much. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1186 |
The character is the thing...it doesn't matter what medium you're in. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1187 |
Wow, you don't look anything like your profile. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1188 |
One of us needs to go to rehab. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1189 |
Please don't try that "fish outta water" line here. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1190 |
I'll just tell my parents you're an alternative bird. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1191 |
Did you get my tweet? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1192 |
I'm a little out of my element. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1193 |
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1194 |
No, I haven't read Infinite Jest... But I love his Kenyon commencement speech! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1195 |
Hi! AncestryDNA says we're related. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1196 |
Wanna go fly fishing? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1197 |
I'm visiting distant cousins. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1198 |
I thought there were other fish in the sea. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1199 |
We need a little context here. Are you flying or am I swimming? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1200 |
You made a HUGE mistake-you are a fish out of water! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1201 |
You need to upgrade those wings. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1202 |
No, I haven't seen plenty more up here either. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1203 |
My great, great grandfather didn't have gills! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1204 |
Well I will be damn, fish do fly |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1205 |
We have to start over. They still believe in gravity, but not in climate change. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1206 |
Now all we need is something catchy like "surf 'n turf". |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1207 |
A full time job is out of the question. You'd be like a fish out of water. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1208 |
Fire and earth texted, they'll be late, |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1209 |
How did you know I was new around here? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1210 |
Can I have your bicycle now? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1211 |
It's not much cleaner up here, mate. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1212 |
One of us is terribly misplaced. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1213 |
Go back to school. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1214 |
So, how long you up for? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1215 |
What, you've never been catfished before? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1216 |
I'd say you're a fish out of water. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1217 |
You look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1218 |
Are you sure you are not a catfish? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1219 |
I guess this is what you call a happy medium. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1220 |
Wow, climate change really is moving faster than expected! |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1221 |
I am not a fly by night, but you are sure a fish out of water. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1222 |
Sorry, but it's bird gotta fly, fish gotta fry. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1223 |
One of us is in for a rude awakening |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1224 |
If one of us was wearing a hat this would be a really weird dream. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1225 |
All my friends told me I was getting catfished. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1226 |
Well, one of us is wrong, and it ain't me. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1227 |
Jesus? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1228 |
You're not out of the woods yet. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1229 |
Maybe it's YOU who's being unconventional. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1230 |
Evolution has given me so much more freedom |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1231 |
Let's just agree to disagree. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1232 |
I'll be the wind beneath your scales. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1233 |
There is no underlying reality. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1234 |
Did you see a pink pig fly by recently? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1235 |
My wife drinks to much. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1236 |
You've evolved! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1237 |
I identify as fish |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1238 |
Yes I'm a carrier pigeon, but no I can't carry you. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1239 |
Why don't you grow a pair! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1240 |
You've got it wrong! It's BIRDS gotta fly. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1241 |
I'm out of my element. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1242 |
Am I dead, or am I tripping? |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1243 |
I am hoping to get into your school |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1244 |
I won't let you down. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1245 |
Marry me! We'll have a wild life! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1246 |
Oh my! You're a few million years ahead of schedule! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1247 |
Leggo my tongue." "Stay very still( Grrrr, slobber). Nobody (grrrr, slobber) is coming to help you. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1248 |
OK, you're off the hook. Lent is over. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1249 |
No, I'm pretty sure it's "Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly." |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1250 |
I dropped a worm. Have you seen it? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1251 |
So, Charlie, you wish that you had never been born? I'm Sebastian and since I already have wings I'm trying to earn my gills. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1252 |
But the sky's the limit when you're a fish out of water. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1253 |
I think you are in my flight path! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1254 |
Actually, the water isn't as cold as I thought it would be. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1255 |
You're not a "cat" fish, are you ? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1256 |
Funny, I was about to ask you the same question! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1257 |
Five minutes of speed dating and we established we both like worms! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1258 |
I don't really see a future together. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1259 |
Turns out, birds don't gotta fly. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1260 |
I heard that there are some old statues down here. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1261 |
Are you my perch? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1262 |
How are you at statue sitting? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1263 |
We've gotta stop meeting each other like this |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1264 |
I overslept. Got any worms? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1265 |
Alternative fly? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1266 |
I beg to differ. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1267 |
My Bubbles keep coming out the wrong end |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1268 |
Either something is fishy or I am for the birds. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1269 |
No worries. A few more billion years, and you'll look like me. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1270 |
You're going to fall and break into Pisces. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1271 |
Oh, so you're OK with flying fish, but you object to swimming birds? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1272 |
I hate to have to tell you, but the air is just as bad as the water. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1273 |
The lyrics ain't birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1274 |
Show me good places to swim an I'll describe places I've flown. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1275 |
...and don't ever let anyone try to pigeon hole you. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1276 |
...and then I said, "Yes I CAN!!" |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1277 |
This relationship is over. You're suffocating me. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1278 |
Didn't you learn anything in your school? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1279 |
I bet we end up as part of the same hot dog. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1280 |
But Darling, where would our kids go to school? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1281 |
OK. OK. You were right. I should have believe in the reality of Global Warming. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1282 |
Yes I love you, but as Tevye says, "a bird may love a fish, but where would they build a home together?" |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1283 |
Surely, you can at least agree, one of us is in the wrong medium. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1284 |
It must be global warming. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1285 |
Have you ever heard of M. C. Escher? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1286 |
So, a priest, a rabbi and me went into a bar... |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1287 |
I love you too, but where will we live? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1288 |
No, you got it wrong. It's fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1289 |
Ok, but if you see a hawk - DIVE! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1290 |
I would say it's going swimmingly! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1291 |
So, what's it like being a fish out of water? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1292 |
No, I’m pretty sure it’s “Fish gotta swim, BIRDS gotta fly.” |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1293 |
One of us is all wet |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1294 |
This bird's telling you, it's Friday in Lent, so watch out." |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1295 |
You knew what this was. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1296 |
You should get your swim bladder checked out—you're a little too buoyant. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1297 |
I can tell by your accent that you're not from around here. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1298 |
Tell me about it. I was once catfished by a turkey vulture! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1299 |
I bet you can't wait for Lent to be over. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1300 |
sure, you can fly like a pigeon, but can you sh!t like one? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1301 |
Wanna walk into a bar with me? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1302 |
Why yes, I am going north. Care to join me? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1303 |
Is "fish out of water" to cliche'? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1304 |
I like what you've done with your plumage. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1305 |
Want to do some "fly fishing" ? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1306 |
No, it doesn't count. I said when pigs fly. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1307 |
No tanks. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1308 |
It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark. Here's a shot of Angels' Mike Trout and Yankees' Greg Bird sharing a pre-game conversation. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1309 |
I'm thinking this global warming thing could be good for our relationship. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1310 |
Well, one of us is going to have to change. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1311 |
Same as nautical,you pass on the right. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1312 |
So, is it true that worms just appear out of the blue? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1313 |
Let's chat. I prefer birds of a different feather. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1314 |
I think one of us needs to evolve...quickly. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1315 |
We have to stop meeting like this. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1316 |
I used to be a shore bird. Not anymore. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1317 |
Yes, this is what happens when the EPA budget gets slashed. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1318 |
You won't get caught up here but wait till hunting season opens. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1319 |
Then one day, I had enough of stale bread. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1320 |
Okay, let's just say the first one to start gasping for air gets mouth to mouth from the other. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1321 |
Did you see a pig go by? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1322 |
For a fish out of water, you're flying pret-ty high my friend... |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1323 |
You look different than your profile picture. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1324 |
— Sorry, did you say 'dive', or 'dove'? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1325 |
What's the WiFi password around here? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1326 |
Try tweeting -- it's the future! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1327 |
And up there, the worms eat YOU. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1328 |
Humans just dream about flying. Ha! Amateurs. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1329 |
My dear, I've been the one to make all the sacrifices. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1330 |
Well.. this is awkward. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1331 |
Who says, fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1332 |
We can only pray Noah forgot the cats. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1333 |
Sea level rise. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1334 |
Don't think about it -- just keep flapping. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1335 |
I love your shoes! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1336 |
Looks like Darwin was right. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1337 |
No one told me sea levels would rise this high! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1338 |
Is this what they meant by alternative facts? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1339 |
The EPA has created a new death panel. Looks like we're both endangered! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1340 |
You got some of that Red Bull left? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1341 |
I am an EPA refugee. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1342 |
Take me to your leader. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1343 |
Well, we do have something in common . Worms. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1344 |
Then I realized, I'm just a fish in a bird's body. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1345 |
You could really use a bird bath! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1346 |
I'm keeping a low profile after that tweet. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1347 |
And then, the Queen of Climate Denial said..... |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1348 |
And then my GPS says Follow Detour! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1349 |
Humans are great. They give me more trash than I could possibly eat, and they are making Lower Manhattan accessible for you without even being asked. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1350 |
Honestly, I feel like the fish out of water here. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1351 |
Honey, do you think that the cold medicine I took this morning was expired? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1352 |
So you're literally a flying fish. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1353 |
Keep practicing! In about 20 million years you may have evolved wings. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1354 |
The sushi last night was to die for! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1355 |
Sorry, Harv, your camouflage won't fly. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1356 |
Tweet? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1357 |
I got punked, I thought they said, see a fish fry. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1358 |
Yeah, after having to breathe in that smog all the time I decided to learn how to breathe underwater. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1359 |
Quick, while the taxidermist isn't looking! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1360 |
Turns out it wasn't a Chinese hoax. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1361 |
Checked your GPS navigation system for glitches lately? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1362 |
Just call me Sulley. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1363 |
You have to admit something's a little fishy about our relationship |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1364 |
But I don't want another fish in the sea! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1365 |
Hold that thought; I have find a statue. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1366 |
Nice to know our borders are always open. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1367 |
Do you want to school or flock today? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1368 |
How "bout I get all the worms with no strings attached? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1369 |
the humidity must be off the scale! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1370 |
Diverted by the EPA roadblock, eh? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1371 |
WOW! What was in that brownie that human just fed me ? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1372 |
They keep telling me to fly. Well, dammit, I'm tired of being pigeon-holed. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1373 |
Are you a pilot fish? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1374 |
I'm sorry about your wings. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1375 |
Escher sent me. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1376 |
What kind of bird are you if you can't sing? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1377 |
Wait, what? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1378 |
Sorry. My mistake. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1379 |
So I decided to leave everything behind and pursue that 'common ancestor' legend. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1380 |
Either you're a fish out of water, or I'm in over my head. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1381 |
Don't you feel like a fish out of water? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1382 |
I knew the sea levels would rise, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1383 |
Worms, you say. I adore worms! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1384 |
Hello. You must be today's alternative fact. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1385 |
Hold that pose. Escher is on his way. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1386 |
Did climate change happen that fast? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1387 |
"Do you ever feel like a fish out of water"? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1388 |
I heard there's a big blue seed here? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1389 |
I'm so sorry to tell you this my scaly friend, but you will never have a bird's eye view. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1390 |
Need a bicycle? |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1391 |
Say, did't we meet in an Escher painting? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1392 |
Technically I'm a dinosaur. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1393 |
Which of us is the metaphor for Trump? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1394 |
Should I worry about catfish? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1395 |
Fish gotta swim; Birds gotta fly. I see no wings, so you gonna die. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1396 |
Flying has just gotten too cumbersome since 9/11. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1397 |
Are you going to be at the family reunion? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1398 |
Lemme guess--you're a Pisces! |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1399 |
My parents say I can't marry outside of the faith. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1400 |
They said Fish Fry, not Fly! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1401 |
one of us must be dead |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1402 |
Don't worry, with your swimming and my flying, we can cross any border! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1403 |
You gotta swim. I gotta fly. It'll never work. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1404 |
Go back. Evolution is a disaster. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1405 |
What did the pigeon tell the fish? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1406 |
I only have a few more seconds, so here's the scoop on Trump and clean water... |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1407 |
The organization of the Anti-Cat club was very challenging to organize, and even then not truly productive. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1408 |
At least, I don't get hooked on worms. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1409 |
Guess the President isn't the only one who's in over his head. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1410 |
Are you from the swamp? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1411 |
Once I tried it I got hooked. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1412 |
I'm telling you--your safe. All of my insider polling contacts down south say there's no way an orange cartoon fish named Nemo is going to win. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1413 |
Lemme tell you - there are plenty other fish in the sea! |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1414 |
Hey! Haven't you heard of the glass ceiling? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1415 |
So are you flying or am I swimming? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1416 |
I didn't think sea level rise would be so sudden. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1417 |
One of us is in the wrong neighborhood. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1418 |
Are you my mom? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1419 |
People tried to catch you? We poop on them from up here! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1420 |
Can I interest you in a bicycle? |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1421 |
Hi! Ever feel like 'a fish outta water'? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1422 |
So how come you never blink? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1423 |
If you stop saying "something smells fishy" I'll quit using you have been "pigeon holed"! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1424 |
That sounds like just another fish story to me. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1425 |
Seems fishy, but don't pigeonhole me! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1426 |
Uh, yeah. You are. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1427 |
I'll bet the paleontologists who uncover us will be shaking their heads. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1428 |
I know that I have no sense of direction but this is ridiculous. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1429 |
Alternatively, we're both squirrels. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1430 |
I know this can't end well, but something draws me to you. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1431 |
At long last we meet: you, me, and the chicken of the sea. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1432 |
I moved back home because I could not survive in a world with alternative temperatures. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1433 |
I don't know how to break this to you...... |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1434 |
I'm just saying, you need to evolve! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1435 |
Heard any good cliches lately? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1436 |
Well, it's not like the elephants and donkeys have it all figured out, either.... |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1437 |
That's funny, we don't have a word for 'air'! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1438 |
What's somebody like you doing in a place like this? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1439 |
My therapist said there were plenty of fish in the sea |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1440 |
I see that you've met Mr. Escher. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1441 |
Stay away from my worms. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1442 |
I guess we're both fish AND fowl. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1443 |
My therapist said to try putting myself in someone else's wings... |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1444 |
Can we just air our differences? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1445 |
I've escaped my bubble. Now what? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1446 |
Hi,I have a message for a Mr.Thomas T. Tuna |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1447 |
It's true! Worms everywhere, and no hooks. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1448 |
What do you mean you've met someone who better understands your needs? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1449 |
Aren't you on the no-fly list? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1450 |
Wow! I've never seen one this close before! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1451 |
I'm game if you are. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1452 |
We need to stop meeting like this |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1453 |
We've got to stop meeting like this. My husband is getting suspicious. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1454 |
I think there is something wrong with this picture. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1455 |
No, it's birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1456 |
It's high time you learn about the birds and the seas. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1457 |
I hate this dream. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1458 |
It's not intolerance; you really don't belong here. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1459 |
Who would have guessed that it was so easy to adapt to climate change? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1460 |
It's a hoax. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1461 |
Wait. Are you flying or am I swimming? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1462 |
I know Trump is president, but I thought the saying was "when PIGS fly"... |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1463 |
CRISPR -- Clustered regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1464 |
When I saw Schrodinger's cat I thought I'd seen everything. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1465 |
I could have sworn you were a flying fish from your profile pic. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1466 |
Global warming has changed things for everyone. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1467 |
Welcome to M. C. Escher for Dummies. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1468 |
Is 'reconciliation' really possible? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1469 |
No silly, Lent is for fish FRYing. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1470 |
Are you one of those fish out of water? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1471 |
Which one of us is lost? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1472 |
Well, I've had not luck on finding a mate on Nest.com so decided to check out Finder. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1473 |
Evolutionarily speaking, you have a lot to look forward to. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1474 |
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1475 |
"Is it wetter underwater when it rains"? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1476 |
One of us has a problem.... |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1477 |
It's a different shade of blue down here. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1478 |
Hi, I'm from Amazon. Is that your delivery slot? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1479 |
I said, "Swim up stream, not follow your dream!" |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1480 |
They told me to expect a pig. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1481 |
One of us has been listening to too much fake news. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1482 |
This appears to be an alternative fact. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1483 |
I don't see many flying fish at this altitude. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1484 |
Guess we'll know when he's done. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1485 |
No, no. I'm right, you're wrong. Think back, did you swim over a waterfall recently? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1486 |
Did your ever hear a "fish story" that wasn't "for the birds"? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1487 |
I'm being deported to Mexico. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1488 |
That’s just an urban legend. I’ve never once eaten a worm with a hook in it. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1489 |
Relax, eHarmony.com said we're 97% compatible! |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1490 |
I really mean it. Fancy seeing you here. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1491 |
Yes birds do it and bees do it but there's nothing about fish. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1492 |
Where's Escher when we need him? |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1493 |
No, no, I'm phishing, NOT fishing! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1494 |
I'm not so much Pro Choice as I am Pro Eating Your Young. |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1495 |
Just flap your fins harder. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1496 |
I'm a pescatari...Oh, never mind. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1497 |
One of us is lost! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1498 |
No worries; in ten million years we'll merge! |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1499 |
We're looking to expand in your area. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1500 |
How would I know what the fish said to the Pigeon? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1501 |
Global warming? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1502 |
Is this the deep south? |
1.1714 |
0.08683 |
35 |
31 |
2 |
2 |
1503 |
As it turns out, birds don't got to fly. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1504 |
I fly here. What's your excuse? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1505 |
Sure. And pigs can fly. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1506 |
Oh, honey there's the whole climbing up on to the land and lizardy bit before you get to this. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1507 |
I didn't realize that the ceiling pressure was so high! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1508 |
Evolution is wonderful. You ought to try it. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1509 |
I'm really hoping this is a dream. |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1510 |
Well, we could just text. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1511 |
I thought it was kind of humid today |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1512 |
You seem like a fish out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1513 |
I think you're wrong; it's 'fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly.' |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1514 |
Umm, I think one of us is in the wrong element |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1515 |
One of us is in trouble! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1516 |
I was here first. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1517 |
No. We were discussing fly fishing. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1518 |
Whadda say we just call it a draw. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1519 |
I hope you're a flying fish! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1520 |
One of us is like the proverbial fish out of water! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1521 |
You misunderstood, Pike. The expression is "when pigs fly." |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1522 |
I choked to death on a piece of stale pretzel, what happened to you? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1523 |
Please tell me you're a flying fish. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1524 |
My name is fowl. What's yours? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1525 |
Anything is possible in a cartoon. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1526 |
I heard "flying fish" and I thought why not? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1527 |
You say tomaaaayto, I say tomahhhhto. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1528 |
All I knew of the world was the Klembach's fish tank next to my birdcage. When I broke out, it seems natural to come here. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1529 |
I don't think we met before |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1530 |
When they said Flying Fish I never thought they were serious |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1531 |
Hmmmm...you look different than your profile picture. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1532 |
Only stool pigeons swim with the fishes. Now, what else would you like to know? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1533 |
Fly fishing season already? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1534 |
Okay which one of us is in the wrong place? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1535 |
I'm just trying this out |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1536 |
Are you sure the NSA can't hear us? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1537 |
And all you had to do was believe?? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1538 |
This dream again? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1539 |
I know it sounds crazy...we can call it a flying fish. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1540 |
I moved down here to get into a good school. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1541 |
Trade you a tweet for a snap? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1542 |
Climate change, I guess. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1543 |
It's Diversity Day! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1544 |
Your dating profile also said you lifted weights. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1545 |
...and pigs can fly... |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1546 |
'Fish got to swim, birds got to fly.' Seriously? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1547 |
It won't work. I'm a Republican. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1548 |
I'm practicing for the future. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1549 |
flying fish or swimming bird? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1550 |
You call those wings? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1551 |
All we need now is a bicycle! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1552 |
I'm preparing for the new EPA regs. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1553 |
I'm like a fish out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1554 |
Out of your element or out of your mind. It's all relative. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1555 |
I bet you use Apple Maps! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1556 |
One of us is a fish out of water - and it's not me. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1557 |
No one is ever going to believe us. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1558 |
It just wasn't meant to be |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1559 |
So, down here eating worms can be dangerous? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1560 |
Hey! You're out of your league! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1561 |
Oh No, No, the phrase goes "Birds gotta fly, Fish gotta swim"-- |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1562 |
Which way to Albuquerque? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1563 |
No, I'm not a duck. One of us is in serious trouble. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1564 |
"Good News!" The annoying pop-up on this page informing readers that registration for the cartoon contest and subscriptions has merged won't disappear-- keeping me from creating a decent caption, or at least that's my excuse this week. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1565 |
Watered down version , or a lot of hot air ? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1566 |
So you heard about the EPA cuts too then? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1567 |
If you're heading to hell, it's frozen over. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1568 |
It's supposed to be the birds and the bees. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1569 |
Let's grab a worm and catch up. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1570 |
I'm not sure I can enter the New Yorker cartoon caption contest anymore. You? |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1571 |
Which boxes did you check for e-Harmony? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1572 |
Yeah, I did lie on Match.com and put down I was a bird. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1573 |
Nope, Pigs can't fly, yet. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1574 |
Are you a flying fish? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1575 |
As a transgender bird, which bathroom do you use? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1576 |
... all I'm saying is one of us is out of their element. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1577 |
Where's the Beef? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1578 |
"Let me guess -- Airbnb? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1579 |
I'm looking for the flying fish me that rear-ended me yesterday. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1580 |
Time to migrate…to another planet. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1581 |
I've heard about you but I never thought you really existed. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1582 |
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly - let's call the whole thing off. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1583 |
I could have sworn I swiped left. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1584 |
No, it's fish gotta SWIM, birds gotta FLY. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1585 |
If pigs can fly, why not fish too? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1586 |
It takes a while |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1587 |
I talked. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1588 |
The funds for reality were reappropriated to build the border wall. Now this is happening. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1589 |
Hey there! You remember which way is up? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1590 |
One of us is just out of our element! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1591 |
I'm "The Pigeon of the Sea!" |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1592 |
Crazy weather we're having. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1593 |
Funny meeting you here. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1594 |
You might be able to get an H1N1 visa. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1595 |
The medium IS the message! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1596 |
How do you know we're underwater? Maybe we're in the sky and the joke's on you. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1597 |
Other than the tax advantage, who cares if our marriage would be legal? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1598 |
I've lost my scuba gear. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1599 |
No, It's fish gotta' swim and birds gotta' fly. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1600 |
What part of "fish out of water" don't you get? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1601 |
You're a helium balloon? You sure? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1602 |
Pinch me. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1603 |
Now that we are engaged, where will we build our home together? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1604 |
How's climate change treating you? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1605 |
One of us is going to start gasping soon. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1606 |
I wanted to see how the other half live. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1607 |
just don't look down! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1608 |
Bad news, you are the fresh catch of the day. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1609 |
We haven't worked together since God knows when, right? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1610 |
One of us is going to be in trouble in the next 5 minutes. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1611 |
Go flap yourself. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1612 |
Hey, I'm answering an open call for models today from a guy named Escher. Wanna come? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1613 |
Somehow, I'm not surprised |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1614 |
One of us seems destined for disappointment. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1615 |
One of us must be dreaming. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1616 |
What makes you think you're being surveilled? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1617 |
So, are you like a flying fish, or what? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1618 |
Look here, it's just physics, man! Birds do it, bees do it, fish just aren't part of the equation! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1619 |
I see it in your eyes. You're high! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1620 |
Which one of us is dreaming? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1621 |
Why can't we just take it slow? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1622 |
Stay right there. I've got M.C. Escher on his way. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1623 |
Shotgun season... I needed a place to hide. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1624 |
The rents were getting sky-high in my old neighborhood. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1625 |
Are we in an Op-Ed cartoon about global warming? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1626 |
Don't you look like a fish out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1627 |
Explain this upstream to spawn thing again |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1628 |
Stay where you are evolution is not that great! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1629 |
Big deal, but can you chirp? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1630 |
For a "fish out of water", Charlie, suggest you take advantage of the slipstream. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1631 |
What are you doing here?" "No, what are you doing here?! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1632 |
Trick or treat. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1633 |
I've taken a class in diving. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1634 |
I've taken up fly fishing. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1635 |
I hear you get hooked on the food here. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1636 |
Pisces? |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1637 |
But I taught you how to fly two hours ago! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1638 |
Does this mean, you don't gotta love one man til you die? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1639 |
Where's the rest of your school spending Spring Break? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1640 |
Where I come from perch is a verb. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1641 |
Come here often? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1642 |
We've just grown apart over the past few epochs. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1643 |
Are you in the air or am I in the water? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1644 |
Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1645 |
Somebody's gotta humor those fly fishing idiots. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1646 |
I never thought we meet again. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1647 |
Can you believe Trump is president? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1648 |
Am I swimming or are you flying? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1649 |
I'm looking for a new school. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1650 |
You might consider alternative air. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1651 |
Climate change? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1652 |
Should we address the elephant in the room? |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1653 |
The early bird meets the early fish in search of the same worm. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1654 |
Are you that 4-letter F-word? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1655 |
Did someone say'fish or fowl'? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1656 |
Boy, is it humid out here. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1657 |
Are you the anomaly, or is it me? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1658 |
Well, we may need to home school the kids. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1659 |
You know a guy named Escher? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1660 |
"Pardon me if I'm speaking to you out of school."' |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1661 |
Pass on my left!!! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1662 |
I said "I'll go to a fish fry when pigs fly!" |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1663 |
I thought it was birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1664 |
Hey> It's birds gotta fly: fish gotta SWIM. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1665 |
Just breathe, and believe! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1666 |
A penny for your thoughts on global warming? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1667 |
Fish or fowl? I eschew labels. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1668 |
Geez, you make me feel like a fish out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1669 |
We're diverse and inclusive, but are we sustainable? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1670 |
I knew fish gotta swim, but why oh why do I? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1671 |
I’ve got an urgent message for the King Tuna |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1672 |
Something's not fishy here... |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1673 |
No, I said when pigs fly |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1674 |
And then it goes, "I gotta love one man 'til I die..." |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1675 |
One of us is making a big mistake. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1676 |
If I can swim, why can't you fly? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1677 |
I think the GPS malfuunctioned |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1678 |
birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly? let's call the whole thing off. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1679 |
We have to learn how to tweet! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1680 |
I'm just looking for a school that will accept me |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1681 |
Did you ever read that David Foster Wallace speech? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1682 |
With this indistinct background, I can't tell which of us is out of context. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1683 |
It's all in the wrist. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1684 |
Poor choice of words, I meant to say I'm sure you'll find someone. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1685 |
Keep me informed on the happenings below, and if I see anything new, I"ll send you a TWEET! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1686 |
It's polluted up here also. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1687 |
Who were they referring to when they said we were 'neither fish nor fowl'? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1688 |
Did you hear the one about the bird who tried to swim under water? He was "schooled" by the fish. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1689 |
good for you, It's always good to break out of your comfort zone now and again. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1690 |
Hey, you skipped the crawling up on to the land part |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1691 |
Don't worry -- you'll figure it out in about a hundred million years. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1692 |
Drop the worm and no one gets hurt. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1693 |
Fish out of water, right? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1694 |
Oh Dear!! ...Fukushima??? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1695 |
Good thing we were both forced to take Cat. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1696 |
I’m early. So where is this worm I keep hearing about? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1697 |
Bees? I'll tell ya 'bout the bees! |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1698 |
Alright, so it wasn't a hoax. Don't look so smug. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1699 |
You're supposed to be a donkey! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1700 |
Logic doesn't matter anymore. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1701 |
Charlie? Charlie the tuna? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1702 |
Trust me, you don't want to go up there. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1703 |
I'm pretty sure David Foster Wallace meant it as an allegory. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1704 |
One of us is out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1705 |
Our encounter here makes more sense than the Trump presidency. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1706 |
You're in the wrong place. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1707 |
There's something fishy about this ... |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1708 |
Wow! You really are a fish out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1709 |
We don't consider it a wall. It's more of a surface! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1710 |
I love these dreams when I'm swimming! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1711 |
Muggy, isn't it? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1712 |
The air isn't so fresh down here. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1713 |
Up ahead. Hook with worm. Ignore it. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1714 |
Ok, I think Amazon has taken this drone delivery thing too far. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1715 |
Lesson 1: aim for the windshields. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1716 |
One or the other of us is living in a world of alternative facts. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1717 |
Humid enough for ya? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1718 |
One of us is like a fish out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1719 |
If we fool around, who knows, a flying fish? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1720 |
Let's arm wrestle |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1721 |
Which way to Mt. Ararat? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1722 |
I know that you’re out of your element, but listen, we do this for a good cause: to put an end to stereotyping. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1723 |
Pretty humid today, huh? |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1724 |
This can only be happening because of global warming |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1725 |
That's incredible, I just came from the land down-under! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1726 |
I'd like to keep this strictly casual. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1727 |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1728 |
”Welcome to limbo. With Wildlife Protection Act revoked our wildlife environment left with it. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1729 |
Your profile did say "Wet & Wild". |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1730 |
Don't look so surprised! I came out yesterday as Salmon. Now tell me again about that spawning stuff! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1731 |
According to my advisors, the top experts in their field, you're the one who's in the wrong place. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1732 |
Our world's are not so different after all. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1733 |
Sorry if the truth hurts, but you are a fish out of water. And it doesn't fly. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1734 |
The White House says we're both birds, and they'll be no negative consequences from this change. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1735 |
Junior's report card says he's neither fish nor fowl |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1736 |
Take my advice and swim south. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1737 |
Really? You've never been high?! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1738 |
Wow! The new E.P.A. is something else, Huh? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1739 |
As Elizabeth Bishop said ..."a fish and a bird may ...fall in love, but... ?" |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1740 |
whatever you do, don't look down. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1741 |
"I've heard of a fish fry, but not a fish fly!" Joe Pitts, Washington, DC |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1742 |
Tell Jesus I'd prefer the loaves. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1743 |
Don't worry, some smart guy will figure this out. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1744 |
Yes, my parents are okay with us |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1745 |
Here's a tweet for ya-one of us is in serious trouble. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1746 |
A pigeon slur? That's a hoot coming from a species of fish called crappy. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1747 |
Flying Fish, Swimming Bird and we like worms. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1748 |
You must be my sole mate! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1749 |
So there was this thing called the E.P.A.... |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1750 |
Hold that thought I'll be right back. I need a little air. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1751 |
I told you, with a little practice, anything is possible. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1752 |
You're a fish out of water. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1753 |
Let's start a flying school! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1754 |
They say you are what you eat! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1755 |
Then one day, I just said to myself, 'I don't gotta fly.' |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1756 |
Seen Neither? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1757 |
Have you ever felt like a fish out of water? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1758 |
This medium has no message. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1759 |
'but can you sing?' |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1760 |
When are you going to learn to use the GPS? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1761 |
The parrot fish? He flew that way... |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1762 |
Please God, let it be a flying fish. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1763 |
Quite a humid day, isn't it? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1764 |
My buddy told me that the worms taste better down here. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1765 |
We're living in an alternate world these days. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1766 |
I was raised by penguins |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1767 |
I've been high for too long. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1768 |
It's called adaptation. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1769 |
Skip terra firma, it's a disaster anymore. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1770 |
'Swimming against the tide, huh?' |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1771 |
I know you will forget this in 9 seconds, but I can swim under water but YOU can't fly. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1772 |
I'm pretty sure you took a wrong turn at the meniscus. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1773 |
I'm leaving you. You're suffocating me. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1774 |
Sparkling or still? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1775 |
What's worse, bird brain, or fish face? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1776 |
Okay... let's compromise |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1777 |
Think of it this way; we look at life differently but we both made it to the New Yorker! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1778 |
I'm calling this "Under Swan Lake." |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1779 |
You're wrong. It's air. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1780 |
They told me fish gotta swim, and bird gotta fly. I had to ask myself, why? Why? Why? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1781 |
One wrong turn. This is crazy. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1782 |
NO. NO. Fish got to swim. Birds get to fly. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1783 |
Well this is a tern in the right direction! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1784 |
I've heard about flying fish, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1785 |
You'll fit right in if you aim for the cars. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1786 |
One of us it totally screwed. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1787 |
How do we communicate again? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1788 |
Sorry, but we're not compatible. I'm left-wing and you're floundering. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1789 |
Could you please direct me to Mount Ararat |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1790 |
"Are you flying or am I swimming" ? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1791 |
Look, there's more to being a bird than just flying. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1792 |
It just can't work; you bite for anything, hook, line and sinker, and I'm way too flighty. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1793 |
How long can you hold your breath? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1794 |
Stupid GPS - sorry. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1795 |
I think a second date is not gonna work for me. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1796 |
Our plans are either up in the air or underwater. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1797 |
Stop me if you've heard this one. A bird and a fish walk into a bar and.... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1798 |
Love knows no distance. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1799 |
Love at first flight. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1800 |
Depending on how the backups filled in, one of us is screwed. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1801 |
I believe in magnetic pole reversal but not climate change. How about you? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1802 |
"Heaven"? "Yes". "Damn, dam |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1803 |
This relationship will never evolve into anything! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1804 |
So, you're telling me I'm dead? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1805 |
I'm a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1806 |
... with two kids and a white picket fence. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1807 |
No really, your mother and I were at school together. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1808 |
Are you trying to divert my attention from the real issue here? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1809 |
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST PROPAGANDA THAT THE WATER LEVELS WERE RECEDING. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1810 |
donny, you are out of your element |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1811 |
I think one of us is lost. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1812 |
Neither of us should be here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1813 |
Thank you I've been looking all day for a perch. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1814 |
Better to be the big duck in a small pond. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1815 |
Wait 'til you hear what Trump tweeted this week. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1816 |
I didn't realize you Haddock pair of wings. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1817 |
Oh and if you know what's good for you, avoid the worms. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1818 |
Well, one of us is broken |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1819 |
Sorry I don't swim that way |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1820 |
Hey, don't you know it's fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly?! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1821 |
I am singing! Get some ears! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1822 |
Don't mind me. I'm just the messenger. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1823 |
Yeah, it HAS been kinda humid lately |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1824 |
are you Cod? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1825 |
You didn't mention in your profile the you're Jewish. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1826 |
I thought it was bird seed. Are you flying with me or am I swimming with you? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1827 |
Donald Trump is President. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1828 |
Cast aside your doubts, silly! We're totally made for each other. Have you never seen an Escher? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1829 |
What do you mean, you didn't know birds could swim underwater. I didn't know fish could fly. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1830 |
That was a penguin. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1831 |
behold, I can swim better than you!! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1832 |
The message is..."you're late for school". |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1833 |
Got a worm on ya? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1834 |
sometimes i don't know up from down. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1835 |
Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea, but there's even more of me in NYC. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1836 |
Did you hear the cow jumped over the moon? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1837 |
I believe you've taken a wrong turn. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1838 |
You wouldn't happen to know a good fish restaurant I could scavenge? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1839 |
Let's go freak out a surrealist! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1840 |
This fish to fowl thing is getting too obvious. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1841 |
Ha! I can swim and fly! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1842 |
Why should chicken of the sea get all the good press? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1843 |
Anyone can sing! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1844 |
Grandma?! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1845 |
How's that "living outside your bubble" thing going for you? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1846 |
You seem like an awfully good red herring. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1847 |
This just isn't working out. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1848 |
Yeah... have you heard the one about "when pigs fly"? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1849 |
So how are the worms in this place? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1850 |
I told you that I would be back after a lot of changes and a few million years. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1851 |
Climate change makes strange bedfellows. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1852 |
Where do you stand in the food chain? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1853 |
Clearly, one of us is wrong! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1854 |
I've been really underwater since I decided to invest in those Florida condos. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1855 |
Just be patient, two million years ago I was in your shoes too. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1856 |
I don't know who has the right-of-way. It's the first time for me, too. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1857 |
If I say yes, where will we live, my place or yours? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1858 |
But which bathroom would our kids use? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1859 |
Blessed art thou among fishes. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1860 |
I thought the early bird got the worm. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1861 |
We can't go on meeting like this. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1862 |
Have you seen an submarine,I have a important message. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1863 |
Don't swim that way man! I flew over, the EPA is dumping all over the lake. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1864 |
So one day you woke up and realized you just hadn't been trying hard enough? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1865 |
Have you seen my worm? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1866 |
Obviously you got the lyrics wrong,it's,'BIRDS got to swim,FISH got to fly'. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1867 |
OK, so on CO2 we agree to disagree. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1868 |
First of all, you're not even supposed to be up here; and secondly, don't even think about catching that early worm. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1869 |
I think I'm out of my element |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1870 |
I don't think we are supposed to flock together. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1871 |
Your feathers need fluffing. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1872 |
Oh Bob, it's not you. It's me. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1873 |
Look at you, you're like a fish out of water--I mean, LITERALLY! Or maybe I should say ironically. I dunno, I could never get those two things straight. But anyway--you're like a fish out of water! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1874 |
Try clicking your fins together while saying there's no place like home. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1875 |
I think we should stop meeting like this. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1876 |
I hope one of us is having a dream. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1877 |
Honey, it doesn't matter. With the EPA budget cuts either home we choose is doomed. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1878 |
My mom said I have to stop seeing you. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1879 |
Just think, in two or three hundred thousand years we'll have fingers. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1880 |
I've heard there's worms down here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1881 |
Thought I'd get a jump start on sea level rise. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1882 |
One of us is in big big trouble. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1883 |
After the breakup, I thought we agreed - the ocean is mine! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1884 |
I may be all wet, but this whole thing looks pretty fishy to me. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1885 |
I think bird watching is beyond your comfort zone. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1886 |
Yoda hacked my GPS too! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1887 |
You're so right. Environmental protection is a bipartisan issue. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1888 |
May I borrow your bicycle? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1889 |
I was born a fish, so the law in this state says I must still use this environment. Even though I have been transitioned. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1890 |
I see you are skipping school |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1891 |
The fish looked upon thousands of years of evolution, and quite frankly was not impressed. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1892 |
There's something fishy here. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1893 |
And then she told me, "Go jump in the lake!" |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1894 |
Yes I am fly fishing. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1895 |
This may seem cliche, but you are really a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1896 |
The whole school is saying I'm adopted." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1897 |
Free worms! What's the catch? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1898 |
Would you like to come up to my place for a drink? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1899 |
When is this M.C. Escher guy gonna pay us royalties? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1900 |
You're a Pisces?! This probably isn't going to work out. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1901 |
Don’t worry, I only eat stale bread. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1902 |
One of us it totally screwed. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1903 |
The origin story of flying fish, as per my six year old daughter. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1904 |
We'll definitely need some alternative facts to explain this! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1905 |
I'm going to love one man till I die |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1906 |
Well, there goes the neighborhood. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1907 |
Puppy Love Tunnel Vision |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1908 |
Trust me, it's a good idea you let me get the worm. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1909 |
Yes, there's a proprietary relationship between us "The Birds", and "The Bees". I'll see what I can do but "The Birds and The Fish" just doesn't sound right. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1910 |
And so we meet again...Fish. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1911 |
You're sure the Mormons' genealogical records go back that far. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1912 |
Alternate facts? Sounds fishy to me. This birdbrain says one of us is as good as dead. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1913 |
This aquarium has really gone down hill. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1914 |
Must be something in the air. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1915 |
You like pieces of old bread too! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1916 |
Some weirdo in orange was talking nonsense |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1917 |
I never speak to fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1918 |
And he says, 'you're a fish out of water," so I say, 'no, you're a sitting duck.'" |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1919 |
We speak the same language: clean air and clean water. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1920 |
Either you are flying or I am swimming" "I'm so confused |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1921 |
I didn't get the memo on it being a costume migration. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1922 |
I know you are, but what am I? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1923 |
Are you going to the fish fly? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1924 |
Something must've changed God's mind. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1925 |
If this cartoon was in color, we'd know who was in the bigger predicament. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1926 |
Yes, a fish and a fowl can marry, but where will they live ? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1927 |
Where did you leave your bicycle? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1928 |
Yeah, I know what you mean. I don't need a bicycle either. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1929 |
Sorry, I can't. My parents would be upset if I didn't stick to my own species. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1930 |
This humidity is one for the books |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1931 |
I was a fish in a past life. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1932 |
Well, let's just agree to disagree. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1933 |
Once upon a time, we evolved from a donkey and elephant |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1934 |
So, dynamite fishing again ? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1935 |
You never heard the expression "pigeon in water"! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1936 |
Hey, where's the nearest subway? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1937 |
My shrink said I had to leave my comfort zone. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1938 |
Excuse me. I think I might be in the wrong cartoon. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1939 |
I heard you couldn't get pregnant from having sex underwater. But then how were you conceived? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1940 |
Fish got to swim and birds got to fly. You out of your element? Or could it be I? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1941 |
At least one of us has made a very serious mistake. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1942 |
They did say there were other fish in the sea |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1943 |
One of us is going to die. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1944 |
Got wings? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1945 |
I think that climate change may have something to do with this conundrum. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1946 |
We've been seeing an influx of pigs up here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1947 |
At the Animal Games competition, the "Stare Down" finals take place. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1948 |
Isn't there supposed to be someone between us on this evolution chart? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1949 |
Yeah, this is my first Gills.4.Gulls hookup too. But I've had good luck with FloundR. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1950 |
let's make up some sort of fish-bird language |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1951 |
Climate change is weirder than I thought. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1952 |
Am I out of my element or is it you? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1953 |
Is this my dream, or yours? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1954 |
I can't believe you forgot the clam dip again Carl. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1955 |
What is this, some kind of joke? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1956 |
Just say a little birdie told you. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1957 |
Yeah, my safety school. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1958 |
Sorry, but I've only got a minute. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1959 |
Gills, you say? I heard you have stronger Bills down here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1960 |
The Creation of Adam, c. 1512, first sketch. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1961 |
We can't keep medium-ing like this! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1962 |
Yea so what. Lets see you lay an hard shell egg. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1963 |
Uh oh .. Something's fishy. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1964 |
Now that's a flight or fight response. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1965 |
A deconstructed penguin |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1966 |
If not fish nor fowl, then--nothing. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1967 |
Nice jump! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1968 |
I only date minnows. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1969 |
Any good worms lately? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1970 |
I'm you in 250 million years. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1971 |
I think you took a wrong turn. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1972 |
I've shed my limiting beliefs. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1973 |
Well, at least one of us has run afoul of the laws of nature. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1974 |
Don't blame me, it's the new traffic controller. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1975 |
It's suppose to be the "Birds and the Bees", not "Birds and the Bass"! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1976 |
Well if this doesn't work out, there are other fish in the sea. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1977 |
Among the pigeons, I'm considered a bit of a penguin. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1978 |
I feel like a bird out of air! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1979 |
I'm vegan, too. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1980 |
Where I come from, the worms are off the hook. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1981 |
So, you want me to teach you how to be a flying fish? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1982 |
So, it's finally happened! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1983 |
when you go low, we go high. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1984 |
We've got to stop meeting like this. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1985 |
Escher sent me. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1986 |
One of us is definitely out of our element. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1987 |
You might wanna duck |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1988 |
Little outta your depth aren'tcha, Don? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1989 |
This doesn't look too good for one of us |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
1990 |
So, hey, I always wondered ... why DO fish gotta swim? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1991 |
No one's ever heard of a homing fish so I'd say your the one who's lost. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1992 |
Birds gotta fly; fish gotta swim, ahma rite? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1993 |
Humid, isn't it? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1994 |
i've heard of a fish out of water but this is ridiculous! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1995 |
Your insurance only covers air events . |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1996 |
Nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Pigeon of the Sea. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
1997 |
Flying fish or not, you're in my flight pattern! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1998 |
We don't care where you're from. You're welcome here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
1999 |
Wow. I thought I was just flying through some really bad smog. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2000 |
This weather is" really" crazy! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2001 |
Well either you're a flying fish or I'm a drowning pigeon. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2002 |
This is going to be a tough pill to swallow... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2003 |
Wanna go make some flying fish? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2004 |
Yup, the doctor from the subway ad. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2005 |
I'm gonna love that man ' till I die. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2006 |
And she said to me, 'That's chicken shit,' so then I knew. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2007 |
Right! Fish gotta swim, birds gotta FLY! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2008 |
Some place different, I says. Why not Lake Huron? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2009 |
I sorta feel like I am the fish out of water here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2010 |
Dating is always going to a challenge for us. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2011 |
Yesterday I saw a flying pig. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2012 |
Aesop will sort this out. It's his nature. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2013 |
I'm just a fish out of the water! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2014 |
I've never seen the idiom taken this far! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2015 |
And all this time, I thought flying fish were a myth! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2016 |
I KNEW I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2017 |
M.C. Escher could bring us together. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2018 |
How do I do it? I get up early! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2019 |
If you go high, I'll go low. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
2020 |
Your reef or my nest? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2021 |
My ancestry goes back to the dinosaurs |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2022 |
It's not impossible, just alternative nature facts. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2023 |
So... should we call it Figeon or Pish? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2024 |
I'm just looking for something real, you know? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2025 |
My God, could be a symbiotic moment. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
2026 |
Birds gotta fly you gotta swim |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2027 |
Here's the thing. I take the high road and you take the low road. Got it? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2028 |
Pigs are flying too! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2029 |
With that attitude you will always be a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2030 |
This would make much more sense if we were on somebody's wall. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2031 |
I thought I was early, but I see you got the worm. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2032 |
For a fish out of water I'd say you're doing surprisingly well! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2033 |
Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly. This relationship is doomed from the start. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2034 |
So I don't gotta love the same man til I die? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2035 |
Sadly, our children will be neither fish nor fowl. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2036 |
One of us is neither fish nor fowl. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2037 |
Alright, so it's a bird out of sky story of redemption. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2038 |
This had better be a dream. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2039 |
Would you like a glass of air? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2040 |
My friends think I've been seeing a duck. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2041 |
donny, you are out of your element |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2042 |
You can't prove it was climate change, maybe the ocean just decided to rise for no reason. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2043 |
Well, I've heard of flying fish, but at 1500 feet? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2044 |
Okay, if you're going to be me we have to get a few things straight. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2045 |
One of us is in trouble right now. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2046 |
I seem to have taken a wrong turn... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2047 |
Does this have to do with global warming? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2048 |
For one of us, alternative facts have real consequences. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2049 |
So I take it the fat lady has sung? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2050 |
OK, you win. "Fish out of water" is worse. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2051 |
Wow! First pigs, now you?! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2052 |
What's up? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2053 |
But can you walk like a duck? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2054 |
Aren't you out of your element? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2055 |
Does this make us sisters under the fin? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2056 |
I'm pitching to Hollywood a bird out of air comedy. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2057 |
Oh yeah? Maybe YOU'RE the one who's out of his element. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2058 |
And I always thought flying fish were a myth. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2059 |
This disproves the the Bigger fish theory. What do we do now? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2060 |
I've decided to completely change the way I look at my own flight privilege. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2061 |
You weren't the perch I was looking for. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2062 |
Pretty soon either you fall or I drown. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2063 |
One of us is screwed. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2064 |
One of us is pretty much screwed! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2065 |
Together we're both. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2066 |
I identify as neither fish nor fowl. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2067 |
Being "re-homed" is not what it's cracked up to be. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2068 |
What am I doing down here? You mean what are you doing up here?! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2069 |
You are not what I had in mind when I asked for "chicken of the sea" ! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2070 |
Well, one of us is out of his element. But which one? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2071 |
Mammals are so overrated. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2072 |
When did you become a Zen Koan? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2073 |
Just in passing, I believe you're out of your element. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2074 |
That's ridiculous! No one thinks that you're a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2075 |
I hope to leverage this into a car decal deal. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2076 |
I agree with the first part and the second part. But I don't see why I have to "love one man 'til I die." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2077 |
Out of your depth? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2078 |
Which one of us is out of his element? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2079 |
It feels like the end times out there to me, so why not? |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
2080 |
Was that linguini? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2081 |
I bring good news! It's Lent! And, Friday! Oops, maybe not for you. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2082 |
But I hope to settle down someday. How about you? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2083 |
That's pigeon feed working for Billy Joel as a piano tuna. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2084 |
Now who seems like a fish out of water? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2085 |
Really? Who are you to call me cold-blooded? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2086 |
Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2087 |
We must run, fly, swim away. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2088 |
Never seen the fog this thick. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2089 |
Migrating... and you? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2090 |
What school did you graduate from? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2091 |
You didn't just say Tinkerbell, did you? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2092 |
Don't be alarmed, I'm actually a rat with wings. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2093 |
Are you kosher? |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
2094 |
My flight was rerouted. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2095 |
You mean you haven't heard of evolution? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2096 |
I do believe in the sky is the limit but this is ridiculous. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2097 |
Let's flock to school. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2098 |
I'm not surprised -- they said bumblebees couldn't fly either. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2099 |
Hey good looking, your place or mine? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2100 |
One of us should definitely stop drinking. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2101 |
This neighborhood's gotten so gentrified. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2102 |
I don't want to be pigeonholed. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2103 |
One of us is very confused |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2104 |
Since when do the fish fly? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2105 |
Oh, I recognize you. You're that fish out of water! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2106 |
Meet me half way. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2107 |
I wouldn't go up there if I were you! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2108 |
We must have fallen through the same wormhole! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2109 |
Look what I can do! I stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2110 |
Birds of a scale must school together. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2111 |
Stay vegetarian -- a worm can kill you. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2112 |
So your the other white meat ! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2113 |
Willing suspension of animation |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2114 |
I keep finding little white balls that are launched by guys with ugly pants and goofy hats. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2115 |
You think this is weird? You should see our president. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2116 |
What the quack are you doing here? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2117 |
Are you in your element or mine? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2118 |
One of us is gonna look real stupid in 30 seconds. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2119 |
No, it goes "fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly". |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
2120 |
I only got up early for the worm |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2121 |
Yes, I maybe a little flighty but you are totally out of your depth! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2122 |
Well one of us needs to change |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2123 |
Flying fish or Divin' Duck?? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2124 |
Despite global warming I can't leave Times Square. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2125 |
I figure we're either in the Matrix, or low Earth orbit. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2126 |
Yeah, we pigeons feel at home pretty much anyplace. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2127 |
It doesn’t have to make sense – we’re just a cave painting! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2128 |
They tell me you're an invasive. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2129 |
Cheep! There's something very fishy going on here! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2130 |
You say I'm too far south? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2131 |
Betty de vos wildlife academy. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2132 |
Are you over or I am I under? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2133 |
Do you feel that you're in a bubble? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2134 |
We've both experiences highs and lows, haven't we? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2135 |
It must be the weed I've eaten... |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2136 |
Something fishy is going on |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2137 |
I was expecting a pig. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2138 |
We've got to find a happy medium. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2139 |
Yeah, worms are the best! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2140 |
Can you kindly tell me which way is up? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2141 |
Well, my name is Earl E. Bird, and I'm telling you, the first worm is MINE. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2142 |
I love it, but is it always this humid? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2143 |
We've successfully cut out the middleman. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2144 |
Now I know what a "I feel like a fish out of water" means. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2145 |
One of our theories is all wet. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2146 |
It's a can of worms. They claim we're neither fish nor fowl. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2147 |
One more anthropomorphic animal and we've got the makings of a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2148 |
You never stop to ask for directions. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2149 |
So, have you seen the pig? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2150 |
One of us got mad skills. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2151 |
Your resume is excellent, but how are you with heights? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2152 |
Sure, you can have an office in my west wing. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2153 |
Always wanted to be a penguin, that's all. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2154 |
Are you flying high or am I flying low? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2155 |
Fish out of water? -- or bird out of luck?? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2156 |
What! You can fly? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2157 |
I didn't come down to you, global warming brought you up to me. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2158 |
Is it you or me thats in the wrong environment?? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2159 |
Is it still, 'Fish gotta swim.....Birds gotta fly...?' |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2160 |
Is it just me, or is it hard to breathe down here? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2161 |
And your endgame is what? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2162 |
Wanna hook up? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2163 |
I hope you're a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2164 |
At that point He was getting older and on the fifth day He got a bit confused and once it came out, "let the waters teem with birds." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2165 |
That does it. I'm returning this darn navigation system. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2166 |
Go down one flight and take a left at the palm trees. You can't miss it. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2167 |
I am not able to see the problem from your perspective. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2168 |
I think you may be too invested in these alternative facts. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2169 |
If I didn't know any better I'd say something fishey is going on here. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2170 |
You've gone a little too far upstream. |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
2171 |
This looks fishy! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2172 |
I have over two million brothers and sisters, and not one of them has blue eyes. How could you think I wouldn't figure out I was adopted? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2173 |
Yeah that's right and I can fly too |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2174 |
I'm flattered but we already have an arrangement with the bees |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2175 |
One of us is fake news. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2176 |
I'm not like that. Some of my best friends are fish. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2177 |
Something seems a little fishy. Agree? Yes, I would say it's a little fowl. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2178 |
It's my first time, is this South? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2179 |
Wait, is this going to be another of your 'Fish out of Water' stories? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2180 |
I love you, but where will we make our home? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2181 |
Either I've died and gone to heaven...or you have! |
1.1333 |
0.09264 |
30 |
28 |
0 |
2 |
2182 |
Have you ever felt like you don't belong? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2183 |
[insert climate change joke here] |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2184 |
There's plenty of other fish in the sea. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2185 |
Why do you gotta love one man till you die? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2186 |
They say swimming is better exercise. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2187 |
Where is the bathroom? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2188 |
Just Trump tweeting again |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2189 |
What's keeping you up these days? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2190 |
I couldn't find any birds of a feather. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2191 |
I told you this could only be a one-time thing. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2192 |
You're calling ME a fish out of water? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2193 |
Could you help me locate the Bird Man of Atlantis? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2194 |
Either I'm dreaming or one of us is screwed. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2195 |
You're on the No Fly List too! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2196 |
(muffled) "The good news is Trump is cuttng back on the E.P.A. and we should be out of this iceberg in no time." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2197 |
Isn't global warming great? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2198 |
Over-fished ocean reinforcement reporting for duty, Sir. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2199 |
Yikes, it's the dream with the fish again. Wake up! Wake up! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2200 |
One of us is a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2201 |
This is so surreal. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2202 |
OK, I'm going to blow your mind; I'm not really swimming, you are flying. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2203 |
We'll find out if I drown or you fall |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2204 |
No, we're not birds of a feather, you're a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2205 |
It's been raining pretty hard, huh? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2206 |
Can I buy you a drink? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2207 |
They're water wings. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2208 |
You've got it all backwards. It's not "birds got to swim, fish got to fly." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2209 |
This is absurd.Your going the wrong direction. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2210 |
If you want to swim, just do it. Don't get pigeon holed. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2211 |
If I'm a bird, you're a bird. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2212 |
Manhattan was becoming overpopulated so I thought I'd give this a whirl. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2213 |
So, witness protection program or evolutionary steps skipper? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2214 |
Well, where did you last see your bicycle? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2215 |
One of us is in the wrong "Element" ! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2216 |
Twerking only gets you so far, sistah. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2217 |
Are you new to the neighborhood? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2218 |
Then he said 'Turducken' and I was like, 'Whaaaaaat?' |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2219 |
I heard that sea levels are rising, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2220 |
Face it, you are a fish out of water |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2221 |
I guess this means one of us is in trouble |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2222 |
I realize you're just flying to be with me. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2223 |
We'll let the kids decide if they want to be fish or fowl |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2224 |
I think I'm lost. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2225 |
One of us is very lost. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2226 |
Wow! I guess sea levels really are rising. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2227 |
Would you mind answering a few questions about a new brand of "Pigeon Safe" tuna? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2228 |
And I thought Darwin's theory was wrong. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2229 |
I thought it was fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2230 |
Resulting adaptation to a mixed-media environment. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2231 |
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta... "Wait, one of us is doing it wrong." |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2232 |
I'll get you something for gas. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2233 |
One of us is dreaming. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2234 |
Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2235 |
Safe to say one of us is going to be out of oxygen pretty soon. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2236 |
We should order the beef. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2237 |
Water the chances that I'm dreaming right now? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2238 |
I'm still in denial about rising sea levels. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2239 |
So, Are you scared of heights? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2240 |
I just enrolled in a water aerobics class and I am loving it! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2241 |
Dating outside our species is hard enough without worrying what Darwin would think. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2242 |
One of us is in an incredibly wrong place. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2243 |
One of us is in trouble here. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2244 |
Compared to Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA, this makes all the sense in the world. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2245 |
One of us is screwed. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2246 |
Get over it, there are many fish in the sea |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2247 |
I'm surprised your skin's not all pruney. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2248 |
But, if I introduce you to my parents, they'll think something's fishy. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2249 |
Funny, I'm dreaming too. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2250 |
We shouldn't both be here |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2251 |
Google Maps |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2252 |
You really are a fish out of water. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2253 |
Once again, no common ground. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2254 |
They are wrong; it really is about both of us. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2255 |
And I was going to tell you not to look down. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2256 |
Wait. It's birds gotta fly? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2257 |
Where's the pig? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2258 |
That's it, you got it! Just don't look down... |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2259 |
Whoa, look how big you are! What do they call it, diffraction? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2260 |
Wait, when Escher is done with us this won't look so strange. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2261 |
Gee, I dunno, Gup... My parents would freak! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2262 |
Arthur, welcome to heaven. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2263 |
less popular protein of the sea |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2264 |
Are you Finnish? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2265 |
I heard she died lovin' that man of hers. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2266 |
Are you another flu-induced hallucination? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2267 |
So, have you seen the pig? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2268 |
Are you playing hooky? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2269 |
Sure, I know it's kinky. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2270 |
You get the crickets, I get the worms. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2271 |
Sorry Fred, the next worm is mine! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2272 |
Could you kindly direct me to the Atlantic Flyway? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2273 |
Someone is tripping! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2274 |
Staying a step ahead of Trump's evolution ban. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2275 |
Am I suppose to be out of the water now? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2276 |
So what do you think of the new EPA regulations? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2277 |
This is problematic for one of us. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2278 |
A pleasure meeting you, but I really can't stay very long. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2279 |
Are you in my dream, or am I in yours? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2280 |
Pretty sure it was, 'When Pigs Fly', not Fish |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2281 |
Another disappearance into thin air, I see? |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2282 |
If you were younger, I would have met you for lunch. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2283 |
See? They dismantle the EPA, and all KINDS of crap starts happening. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2284 |
Size doesn't matter, just flap 'em fast! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2285 |
I believe I can fly. I believe that you're gonna di-y-ie. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2286 |
Wait until you're directly over the car and then let it go. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2287 |
Look, can we just agree that ONE of us is doing something wrong? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2288 |
Haven't you heard that perception is the new reality? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2289 |
Why the long face? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2290 |
You gotta swim. I wanna swim! |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2291 |
And I thought flying fish was just a myth.. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2292 |
You look just like your picture. |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2293 |
In the spirit of full disclosure, I've never been able to carry a tuna. |
1.1333 |
0.07927 |
30 |
27 |
2 |
1 |
2294 |
You need to EARN your wings! |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2295 |
Sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water, you know? |
1.1333 |
0.06312 |
30 |
26 |
4 |
0 |
2296 |
It's totally different up here. We poop on schools and eat scraps from their parking lots. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2297 |
Come fly with me |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2298 |
These dating sites don't work. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2299 |
Do you know the way to Mandalay? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2300 |
Do you see the "GOOD NEWS" pop up over my wing? Do you know you can't close it or move it in order to see the entire cartoon? Do you? Apparently the New Yorker doesn't. Quack. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2301 |
Wait, am I in the water or are you in the air |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2302 |
ship you win plane you lose |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2303 |
What do we do? What do we do? The humans are out to get us! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2304 |
Do you know of any good birdbaths in the neighborhood? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2305 |
So, 'homophily' means that birds of a feather flock together. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2306 |
Flying fish, you always startle me! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2307 |
Don't tell anyone, but I got here through the witness-protection program. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2308 |
I think it's time we start seeing other people. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2309 |
You have to walk before you can fly... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2310 |
One of us is way out of our element. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2311 |
New to the student exchange program? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2312 |
Don't be concerned, climate change is only an alternative fact. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2313 |
Shouldn't you be in school? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2314 |
Let's make a flying fish. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2315 |
Well, I think maybe your crab friends lack perspective on the situation. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2316 |
If we have kids, they'd be flying fish. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2317 |
We'll be okay as long as we keep pretending that this isn't the most bizarre situation ever. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2318 |
If only I was a seagull. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2319 |
I see the "school choice" initiative is taking off. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2320 |
Don't they teach the theory of devolution in your school? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2321 |
I'm an ass man myself. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2322 |
Junior won't go to school. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2323 |
Tweeting doesn't work here |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2324 |
I’m starting to think maybe there’s something to this global warming theory. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2325 |
Why so eager, pigeon? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2326 |
It doesn't really matter where we go, I understand that we are both delicious. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2327 |
It's neither you nor I, but rather something indefinite. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2328 |
One of us is out of context |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2329 |
Want to feel like a fish out of water? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2330 |
I feel like a fish out of water! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2331 |
Dang. Pigeon mafia got me. Not coo'. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2332 |
It's "fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly." What are you doing here? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2333 |
I can't believe they still think climate change is a hoax. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2334 |
Nice costume man. The other fish are going to freak out. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2335 |
Wanna swap? You could be the fish of peace. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2336 |
I said you're a gummy shark not a dummy shark! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2337 |
It's no more remarkable than being a rat with wings. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2338 |
No! Sushi is still a thing ("still" in Itlaics" |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2339 |
You are out of your depth. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2340 |
I gave up logic for lent. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2341 |
No - fish gotta swim! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2342 |
Are you the fish out of water? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2343 |
One of us is really lost. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2344 |
I think one of us is in the wrong element. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2345 |
Want to Netflix and gill? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2346 |
It would never work out-- our differences go beyond politics. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2347 |
Crazy weather we're having. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2348 |
I evolved this way because there used to be something called dry land, before the bipedals messed it up. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2349 |
If you want to avoid being eaten, try pooping on them |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2350 |
What are you doing here? What are *you* doing here? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2351 |
If Scott Pruitt can head EPA then I guess anything is possible. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2352 |
I'm OK with the swimming and flying demands, but I have to draw the line at needing to love only "one man 'til I die." |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2353 |
Can't we all get along ? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2354 |
So that's what I look like! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2355 |
Fin and feather flock together. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2356 |
We lied to you. You're not a homely, misfit bird. You're a homely, misfit fish with major-league pecs. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2357 |
If it's not your or me, what the hell is it? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2358 |
Carpnado? I like it.... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2359 |
My name is Gil. Yours? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2360 |
Global warming was the kick-in-the-ass I needed to adapt and change. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2361 |
"So, we both like worms...how funny" shortly after, the first flying fish was born. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2362 |
I thought there was a flight ban on fish. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2363 |
If only we could find some middle ground ... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2364 |
I support diversity." |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2365 |
Our migration patterns clash when fish can fly |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2366 |
If you had wings you could join me to drop turds on Trump. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2367 |
You tweeted? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2368 |
Dory's okay, she's on her way home ! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2369 |
Don't look now, but I think we're the beginning of an M.C. Escher print. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2370 |
One of us is very lost. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2371 |
This is the wrong school, bro! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2372 |
I know it's only been four months but my mom and dad are having like this thing at the club and really want you to come so they can meet you. It's this Friday! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2373 |
I know exactly what you mean: with Bob leaving, things just don't make sense any more! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2374 |
I believe we no longer need to argue carbon's effect on the environment. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2375 |
I think one of us is in the wrong cartoon. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2376 |
You are so much like a fish out of water. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2377 |
Who's in a buble? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2378 |
Yeah, I agreed to meet you halfway, but I still want to raise our children fowl. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2379 |
Darn, I totally forgot today was Halloween! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2380 |
I had bizarre Sea Bream last night |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2381 |
Birds got to sing, fish got to fly.....no wait.... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2382 |
I'm from the EPA. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2383 |
Careful, there's a swarm of high-velocity frogs back there. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2384 |
Dan! How have you been? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2385 |
I’m starting to doubt our guy’s actually a geneticist. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2386 |
Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2387 |
Looks like you're a fish out of water ! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2388 |
Damn! My final wish was for a decent perch. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2389 |
So, who do you think came first, us or our eggs? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2390 |
So, is it the air that's different or is it water? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2391 |
There’s something fishy about the way you use quantum gravitation. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2392 |
I'm neither fish nor foul. I am species neutral. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2393 |
Well, if you say you can fly, and you believe you can fly, then not only can you fly, you can be president. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2394 |
Someone is out of their element. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2395 |
One of us needs to admit she's a fish out of water |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2396 |
That hook is you end up as lunch. Shit on that, |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2397 |
They asked for an Air & Water show, and that's what we gave them |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2398 |
Have you ever heard of M. C. Escher? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2399 |
Did I ever tell you my last wife was a cold fish? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2400 |
So, our children will be penguins and flying fish? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2401 |
Hi, my name is dog. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2402 |
Aim for the apes. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2403 |
As long as I get the worm, you're off the hook! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2404 |
If you're a tuna, I'm chicken of the sea. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2405 |
Oh Goldie I don't think you will ever adjust to city life! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2406 |
Do you get tired of hearing that you're a fish out of water? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2407 |
something, something, alternative flaps. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2408 |
I'm almost old enough to submit a caption |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2409 |
Don't look now, but one of us is not in his/her element. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2410 |
As a duck takes to water, you’re a fish in mid-air |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2411 |
And then our shares really tanked. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2412 |
Climate change results in crazy happenings. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2413 |
Have a nice spring break, when are you going back to school? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2414 |
We just heard. With global warming, there aren't too many fish in the sea. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2415 |
I went to the Pesce party--talk about feeling like a fish out of water !!!!! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2416 |
Cormorain't |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2417 |
At least we can count on the laws of nature. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2418 |
I thought the air smelled fishy today! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2419 |
Shouldn't you be in school? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2420 |
Come fly with me |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2421 |
Why do you have Met Life printed on your side? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2422 |
Don't you worry! Dog eats dog. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2423 |
A pisces, I image. And out of your element. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2424 |
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, dumbass. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2425 |
Wanna see if we can make a penguin? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2426 |
Well, one of us is off. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2427 |
I don't care what the song says, I'm not gonna love that man till I die. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2428 |
fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. We should be in "Showboat". |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2429 |
Terrible news Sonya, there's a tremendous wall there now, tremendous. Miguel, Pepe and the small fry, send along lots of hugs and kisses |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2430 |
We'll try not to pigeon hole you. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2431 |
So the pond wasn't big enough for you, eh? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2432 |
A bit out of your depth, aren't you? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2433 |
It started out as a simple gill augmentation. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2434 |
It's duck hunting season up there. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2435 |
Ok, which one of us is the fish out of water in this scenario? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2436 |
"Perhaps you should take a wiff of yourself If you think I smell foul". |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2437 |
Moving in is out of the question. I can't swim! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2438 |
Good question. Could be water or air. Either way, can't end well for one of us...oh, I'm sorry, no bubbles. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2439 |
Be sure and watch out for Fly Fishermen. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2440 |
Water, to be or not to be. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2441 |
"There has got to be a way we can live together" -democrats and republicans |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2442 |
Shoulda built a wall. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2443 |
Trust me, it's better down here these days. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2444 |
I'm just a guy raised on the farm and you, you're a free range bird from Brooklyn. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2445 |
I just popped down to tell you that messenger pigeons are committed to workplace diversity, and I'd really like you apply for a job with us. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2446 |
May I borrow your bicycle? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2447 |
You're a flying fish? I'm a swimming bird! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2448 |
We've been over this. You're like a fish out of water up here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2449 |
Whattaya mean, 'find your own shower curtain' ? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2450 |
Alternative flight, why? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2451 |
do you say toMAto? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2452 |
You should have pushed the BELOW sea level button. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2453 |
Really, this is the craziest thing you've witnessed this year? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2454 |
Mr. Escher, I presume? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2455 |
Too many squirrels up there. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2456 |
I suppose I'm a fair weather bird of feather. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2457 |
Don't take the bait. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2458 |
Hey, have you seen Noah? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2459 |
So anyway, I feel like I can connect with you guys on a deeper level. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2460 |
It appears that one of us has a serious problem with our sonar. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2461 |
I'm afraid this bird fantasy will be your downfall. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2462 |
Dove, actually. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2463 |
"So(oooh), are we the finalists of the evolution? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2464 |
And be sure to catch the Escher show. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2465 |
You can deny climate change all you want, but a fog this dense is just bizarre. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2466 |
Are we in air or water, you ask?? One of us will know.....in about 2 minutes!! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2467 |
I may be a bird brain, but even I know fish don't fly! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2468 |
My turds float. And you? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2469 |
One of us is hopelessly lost. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2470 |
Air and water are the same here at the East River Wildlife Preserve |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2471 |
How did you get up here? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2472 |
Would you like to come to fish fry? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2473 |
I always wanted to taking swimming lessons from Michael Phelps' coach. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2474 |
Did you hear the news? Birds can swim and there's no such thing as global warming! Winning! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2475 |
A fish out of water, you're like a bird in the sky! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2476 |
I have to warn you, It's not as rarified up here as you might think... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2477 |
I think I'm out of my element |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2478 |
Did you get the worm? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2479 |
You know you should have shut down my tweets on Day One! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2480 |
And it turns out we don't have to love one man 'til we die, either. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2481 |
M.C. Escher would be proud. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2482 |
OK then -- the fins are evolution. So long as my wings are INTELLIGENT DESIGN! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2483 |
Either you're a fish out of water or I'm lost. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2484 |
Good! Now we'll work on landing. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2485 |
Deep down I sort of knew you couldn't just wing it |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2486 |
Do you think our differing religions will be a barrier to us getting married? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2487 |
Don't worry, Fred, he isn't really going to drain the Swamp. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2488 |
You're not a kite! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2489 |
For me, it's the eyes. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2490 |
Paper mache or plastic? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2491 |
Da Fuck dis mean? Check out WWW.NELSPCARLSON.COM for 50% of Raybans and Viagra |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2492 |
I'm glad we have a rapidly evolving friendship |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2493 |
Don't you know it's physically impossible for flying fish to attain this altitude! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2494 |
I saw the menu. It's "Fin and Feather." |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2495 |
I'm beginning to wonder about the bread crumbs that the old hippie on Love Street feeds us. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2496 |
This is water. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2497 |
I think one of us is lost. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2498 |
Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2499 |
I never thought I would meet a flying fish. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2500 |
mine! Mine" MINE!" " this is NOT Pixar and it's pronounced Mineee! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2501 |
Don't tell me. You're the proverbial fish out of water. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2502 |
Don’t look so smug. There’s still no scientific consensus. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2503 |
There's just no talking to you when you're out of water. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2504 |
Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2505 |
So, what do you think of the lifeguard? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2506 |
What the hell is water? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2507 |
hows the flying comrade? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2508 |
When I first saw you from up here, I thought you were a 'bite-sized' snack. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2509 |
One of us is very close to death. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2510 |
I just needed some air. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2511 |
Didn't you once bite me in the ass? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2512 |
According to Darwin, I was once a fish, too. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2513 |
Common on, our kids would really give those paleoanthropologists nightmares. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2514 |
Is this the line for inclusion? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2515 |
Spare some oxygen? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2516 |
I hope you're a flying fish! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2517 |
Get outta the way asshole! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2518 |
Hi! Are you what the humans call a "pig"? We've been expecting you. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2519 |
How did you get down here? How did you get up here? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2520 |
Fish out of water? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2521 |
I think you're out of Plaice |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2522 |
What we've got here is failure to communicate |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2523 |
The Internet has brought us all so much closer, don't you think? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2524 |
I think you're taking fly fishing too literally. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2525 |
How did you get back where you belong? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2526 |
Damn! My GPS just went on the fritz. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2527 |
A fluke, right? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2528 |
When were you cross-trained? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2529 |
I really feel like a fish out of water down here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2530 |
You have the flying down but landing is going to be a little rough. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2531 |
Twish said Trump. Fake news of your friendship. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2532 |
Well Waddaya know? A fish outta water! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2533 |
Well I guess an egg cell mix up could have occurred during your in vitro fertilization, why do you ask, son? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2534 |
Have you seen Jeff? |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2535 |
If you are looking for Nemo, you won't find him here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2536 |
Have you seen Richard Simmons? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2537 |
You're right. I guess I don't feel like a fish out of water, after all. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2538 |
My song sucks and since you Tuna fish, well I was wondering... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2539 |
So, what is life like inside your bubble? |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2540 |
Now we're on the same page |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2541 |
There's nothing fishy about my Tweet! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2542 |
Wait. Are you considered a fish out of water. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2543 |
My buddy told me about flying fish, so I thought I'd try being a swimming bird. Y'know, try something different. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2544 |
Obviously I'm not a bird of a feather |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2545 |
You Potanichthys xingyienses are all alike, why don't you go back where you came from. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2546 |
You’re not gonna fly here. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2547 |
Dont fret; they said that about Trump too. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2548 |
Gee it's great to be a duck out of water |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2549 |
I only have to worry about the catfish. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2550 |
I hope you are a fish out of water... cause I can't swim! |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2551 |
And the best part ain't even the flyin' |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2552 |
OK, this is definitely a lucid dream. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2553 |
No, we're not extinct. We just prefer the water. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2554 |
I heard you're a great catch. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2555 |
Because we both glide around through all three dimensions in a fluid medium. |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2556 |
Let me guess- you're lost. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2557 |
Happy thanksgiving helium breath, but the parade went that way! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2558 |
I'm a flying rat. What's your excuse? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2559 |
Hi, I'm a trainee homing pigeon!" "You're in the Atlantic Ocean." "It's an ocean as well as a city? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2560 |
Of course its lovely, but next time I pick where we vacation. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2561 |
I can drop bombs. Can you fire torpedoes? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2562 |
I distinctly heard that chef say "Fry!" NOT "Fly!" |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2563 |
Excuse me. Can you tell me how to get to the sky? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2564 |
One of us doesn't belong here! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2565 |
Tweet! You must be real because I heard about you on Fox News. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2566 |
It's a case of mistaken identity. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2567 |
Please tell me sharks can't fly, too. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2568 |
You're no flying fish, just another fish out of water |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2569 |
It's where I go to get away from it all. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2570 |
"Out of water" or "Different feather"? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2571 |
Did you happen to see any bread come sinking by? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2572 |
One of us is not in a good place right now. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2573 |
Mixed media |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2574 |
Turn down and go straight ahead. You can't miss it. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2575 |
Are you familiar with the expression "fish out of water"? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2576 |
One of us is operating under the wrong set of assumptions. Just like Congress. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2577 |
I hate to bother you for directions, but my wife insisted. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2578 |
How about never? Does never work for you? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2579 |
I'm thinking downtown. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2580 |
What the carp? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2581 |
I've always said, why should birds be the only ones to fly. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2582 |
We can't go on seeing each other like this. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2583 |
I'm neither fish nor fowl. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2584 |
You swim here often? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2585 |
Do you feel out of your element? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2586 |
When did you last update your Sat Nav? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2587 |
My nest egg took a tumble and my house is underwater. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2588 |
My mom said it isn't natural for us to see each other. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2589 |
Hello... I've never seen you here before... |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2590 |
Oops! Took a wrong turn! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2591 |
I'll call you 'blimp'. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2592 |
One of us is out of their comfort zone. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2593 |
Have you seen Fluffy? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2594 |
Who did you say your third cousin removed was? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2595 |
It really is better down where it's wetter! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2596 |
'Fish gotta' swim, birds gotta' fly...' one of my all time Gershwin favorites! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2597 |
Seen my bicycle? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2598 |
This virtual reality stuff is confusing. Am I in your world or vice versa? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2599 |
Does your school offer swimming lessons? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2600 |
I'm telling you, one of us made a wrong turn. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2601 |
I think I misjudged how fast the oceans would rise. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2602 |
I don't suppose you have any olive branches yet? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2603 |
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2604 |
Looks like we're going to need a land-based animal to break the tie. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2605 |
You're safe with us. We only eat garbage and dried chewing gum. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2606 |
My GPS stoppe. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2607 |
The name's Coo-steau...Jacques Coosteau. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2608 |
What's up duck? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2609 |
OK, maybe there's something to this whole climate change idea. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2610 |
The other fish was not quite who he said he was on his tinder profile. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2611 |
Oh my Cawd |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2612 |
You tweeted? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2613 |
You are on the "no-fly" list! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2614 |
Who does your ink? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2615 |
Purgatory is confusing.... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2616 |
I like how we keep alternating facts. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2617 |
Fish: "Alternative-air" is not air. It is water. Duck: If we're going to keep referring to it in those types of terms I think we're going to have to rethink our relationship here. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2618 |
What do you mean neither fish nor fowl!! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2619 |
Make sure you have your green card. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2620 |
Bird's eye view |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2621 |
Yep, the weather has been pretty crazy lately. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2622 |
Nice trick. Staying up here is the art. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2623 |
Seen any worms? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2624 |
I guess this is what they call fly fishing |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2625 |
Still no sign of pigs? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2626 |
A fishy tweet. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2627 |
I must have taken a wrong turn. Can you tell me how to get home? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2628 |
We can't keep seeing each other. We are from two different worlds. Plus, your wild caught and I'm farm raised. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2629 |
I just had my DNA tested. We're related! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2630 |
This is fishy. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2631 |
Bummer that she left you high and dry like this, dude. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2632 |
Wow, you're a fish out of water. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2633 |
And, neither of us needs a bicycle! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2634 |
At least you're not a pig. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2635 |
My element or yours? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2636 |
Well, the ban clearly stated "neither fish nor fowl......" |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2637 |
Just spread your fins and fly |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2638 |
The bees just weren't doing it for me anymore |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2639 |
"It would never work. You're Pisces; I'm Aries. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2640 |
I think our new President is neither nor fowl. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2641 |
Can we meet halfway? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2642 |
Well! Aren't you a fish out of water! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2643 |
You complete me. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2644 |
I suppose sea levels are rising |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2645 |
Actually, I'm from Bethesda. But I summer in the Bryant Park Station. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2646 |
Where's school? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2647 |
No,no. It's "Fish gonna swim, and BIRDS gonna fly.' |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2648 |
I'm serious. I really want to go to the prom with you. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2649 |
Wyoming? Do you remember the song in Fiddler on the Roof asking where a fish and bird who marry would live? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2650 |
This place is a total dive. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2651 |
Go, fish. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2652 |
No fair, you can't blink. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2653 |
Flying fish my ass. Who ARE you? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2654 |
....."I'm just saying', one of us is in for a world of hurt." |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2655 |
Don't be embarrassed. I can't swim a lick. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2656 |
Are you a flying fish or am I a diving bird? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2657 |
I'm new here. Where can I find worms served off the hook? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2658 |
Scales of justice!?... Take a hike! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2659 |
All I can tell you is, watch for planes. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2660 |
You didn't say you had a bigger tail on your profile. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2661 |
Never take swimming lessons from a duck. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2662 |
And I thought the sky made me sea sick. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2663 |
This is literally a fish-out-of-water tale! |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2664 |
You lost or somethin'? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2665 |
I don't see species. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2666 |
I washed out of flight school. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2667 |
Let's make this quick. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2668 |
Listen. Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2669 |
Here, we're all chicken of the afterlife. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2670 |
One of us has three more seconds of life. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2671 |
Which of us is dreaming? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2672 |
Can you believe the sea levels got this high? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2673 |
...and up here you get to drop it on them instead of swimming in it. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2674 |
Two crocodiles went flying. One was green. The other was heading South. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2675 |
Either I'm a dish or you're a fuck. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2676 |
Wow. A fish out of water? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2677 |
I was texting and lost the horizon. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2678 |
Hug me--we're both endangered species. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2679 |
These days, anything seems possible. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2680 |
I think you should go back and read the fly fishing manual |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2681 |
Then it turned out to be an actual catfish.... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2682 |
I don't quite get this internet dating either. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2683 |
I see you've made a pig out of yourself. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2684 |
YOU only Think you were the first species!!! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2685 |
I'm really into Flann O'Brien. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2686 |
Got worm? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2687 |
Hi! I'm Bird in Hand. You must be Fish Out of Water. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2688 |
Remember, it's your turn to walk the dog. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2689 |
Why do we BOTH taste like chicken? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2690 |
One of us is high. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2691 |
Now please, YOU are not the tweeter! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2692 |
What do you mean by 'Am I fowl or friend'? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2693 |
You should see my plastic surgeon. His work is quite natural. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2694 |
Jerome Kern doesn't know everything. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2695 |
You look lost. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2696 |
Looks like we got ourselves into a rather fishy situation. I suppose that's what we get for winging it. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2697 |
You wouldn't understand, but tweeting is getting very complicated. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2698 |
The bigger problem is where we live. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2699 |
I heard that birds swim and fish talk now according to a new executive order, or is it fake news again? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2700 |
What, the bread crumbs they throw on the pond aren't enough for you? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2701 |
I've been catfished. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2702 |
This is where we will build our nest, lover. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2703 |
Do you hear the ocean? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2704 |
I think my GPS unit is screwing with me yet once again. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2705 |
Just come up and act like I caught you. It'll blow their minds. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2706 |
I'm looking for the one who completes me. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2707 |
No. You're out of your element. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2708 |
Don't eat the worms. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2709 |
You want to come into my turf? I'll need to see a green card |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2710 |
What's up? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2711 |
Bird: Hey dude, it's the early bird that catches the worm. Fish: Be careful, you can get hooked on that stuff. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2712 |
Dude, just ask for directions! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2713 |
I want a commitment, but I'm not holding my breath. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2714 |
I think we speak - hell, sometimes i think we LIVE - in different mediums. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2715 |
I'm In The Wrong Cartoon |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2716 |
I see that you are a flying fish. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2717 |
I think it's supposed to be 'chicken' of the sea. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2718 |
I tweet, but I'm learning to use Facebook. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2719 |
And they want to privatize air traffic control?!? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2720 |
I don't want to be alarmist, but I have the strongest feeling that one of us is in the wrong place at the wrong time. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2721 |
Oh my gosh....you do exist!! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2722 |
Let me guess, you're 'free range' too? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2723 |
Nice to see you, but I can't stay long. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2724 |
Stay in your lane! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2725 |
I'll bet this is a "life first" sighting for you too! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2726 |
Fish gotta swim; birds gotta fly. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2727 |
Just ask the pigs. If you want them to go vegan you go with the flu, not an animated film. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2728 |
So where do you stand on legal migration? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2729 |
The dam rose higher than I thought. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2730 |
Either you're dreaming or I'm dreaming. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2731 |
I do love you. I just don't see how it would ever work. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2732 |
Yeah, I agree. Those humans are so short-sighted. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2733 |
Yeah bro you DO look high. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2734 |
I can too make fish jokes. My mother was a fish. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2735 |
You say tomato... |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2736 |
Who's to say? We're living in a post-truth habitat now. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2737 |
It's over, Herb. We just aren't evolving at the same pace. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2738 |
I've never seen a fish like you before. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2739 |
New around here? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2740 |
Christ, it's like trying to talk to you about water! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2741 |
Where are your artisanal worm shops? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2742 |
I guess I'm just out of my element in this relationship. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2743 |
I didn't think the migration path would change so much as the result of global warming. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2744 |
I just can't bear another tweet. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2745 |
"Confused?" "It's called, FLY fishing". |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2746 |
It looks like one of us is having an identity crisis. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2747 |
I told you, this will never work out. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2748 |
So I received the AncestryDNA results, I thought you looked my great-great-Aunt Etna! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2749 |
I do love you, but you do know I don't have gills. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2750 |
You chew my stitches and I'll chew yours. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2751 |
Hi, I'm Stella Merganser |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2752 |
One of us is in the wrong place |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2753 |
Face it, Marge, we have nothing in common, except that we both go well with white wine. |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2754 |
I got tired of being a duck out of water. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2755 |
Who exactly is the fish out of water here? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2756 |
Fish outta water! No! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2757 |
Tell me more....I've always enjoyed a good fish-out-of-water story. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2758 |
What's your sign? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2759 |
Did you hear what the Wise Old Owl said? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2760 |
Sorry, only whitefish allowed past this point. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2761 |
Nice day for a walk! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2762 |
I never thought I'd meet a fish outta water. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2763 |
One of us is out of uniform. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2764 |
But what if we're both wrong? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2765 |
Which one of us is dreaming? |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2766 |
My people are suggesting a merger. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2767 |
Just winging it, huh? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2768 |
You are flying on the wing of a prayer dude! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2769 |
gdhfjgjjghd |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2770 |
You're an invasive species. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2771 |
Where is the bathroom? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2772 |
I told Sire Atlantic Avenue, not the ocean! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2773 |
To me, this proves climate change. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2774 |
Welcome to the neighborhood. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2775 |
This is not that unusual. You've heard of the penguin and flying fish, right? Besides, anything is possible now that science has been replaced with "alternative facts". |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2776 |
Now you tell me how to swim? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2777 |
We now represent Democrats & Republicans--crazy, no? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2778 |
Dude, you are swimming way upstream. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2779 |
I'm telling you, that worm was two feet long. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2780 |
Darwin's telling the kids at school that you're my great-great-grandpa. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2781 |
I've seen stranger things this week. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2782 |
Dude, the gates will open, choirs will sing, light will glow then - boom!- the bread, more bread than you've ever seen, not ripped up by their grungy hands but whole fresh pieces; all for you |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2783 |
Gershwin, Smershmin --- You show me how to swim and I'll teach you how to fly. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2784 |
What? Not hip to alternative facts! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2785 |
With all the new rules and regulations, now I see why swimming beats flying! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2786 |
'My name's Al. Al L'Orange.' |
1.0833 |
0.08333 |
24 |
23 |
0 |
1 |
2787 |
I could eat you, but you couldn't eat me. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2788 |
Are you playing hoki from school? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2789 |
What if I want to be a duck? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2790 |
They kicked you out of your school for THAT? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2791 |
Well. ONE of us in going into the record books! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2792 |
Well, you certainly look way different than the picture you posted with your profile! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2793 |
I have an Aunt Jean Marie from East Port also. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2794 |
Sally, I just found some delicious fish 'n' chips dropped on the pier. You simply must try it. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2795 |
After you grow legs and start walking, then we'll talk! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2796 |
Good news! Canada will gaurentee both clean air and water! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2797 |
Which birdbath do you use? |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2798 |
I just saw a human riding a dinosaur. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2799 |
Funny seeing you here. Funny seeing you here. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2800 |
Something seems afowl about you." "Yeah?! Well something seems fishy about you! |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2801 |
Twitter meets Spouter. |
1.0833 |
0.05763 |
24 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
2802 |
I hope you're a fish out of water. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2803 |
ok. I will say: breaking news: gefilte fish tweets from the oven.. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2804 |
The men's room is on the left. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2805 |
I'm in deep trouble. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2806 |
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2807 |
Don't give me that "fish got to swim, birds got to fly" jive! |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2808 |
Your the chicken of the sea? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2809 |
Now it's birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly. Climate change has even gotten to Gershwin. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2810 |
"Yeah, but do you get frequent flyer miles? |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2811 |
Let's not panic. Our situation is very fluid. |
1.0476 |
0.04880 |
21 |
20 |
1 |
0 |
2812 |
Hello, fish, follow me. |
1.0476 |
0.048 |