Contest #562


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562


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-03-27
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-04-09 (estimated)
Number of captions 5456
Number of responses 176381
Number of participants 3527


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It could work. We both like worms. 1.8140 0.04840 242 95 97 50
1 One of us should look more concerned. 1.7276 0.04550 290 137 95 58
2 Where are the statues? I can't hold it in anymore. 1.7032 0.02515 940 460 299 181
3 I identify as fish 1.6977 0.06659 129 62 44 23
4 Will we raise the kids as birds or fish? 1.6970 0.02949 759 400 189 170
5 Let's walk into a bar. 1.6903 0.04076 352 174 113 65
6 What am I doing here? I missed my flight. 1.6826 0.03162 772 459 99 214
7 What do you mean I'm adopted? 1.6823 0.03868 406 208 119 79
8 No, you don't look like your profile photo. 1.6822 0.04594 258 124 92 42
9 It's not you. I've just...evolved. 1.6577 0.04306 333 179 89 65
10 I had a little work done. 1.6510 0.03437 447 223 157 67
11 Disingenuous? ME ??? YOU described yourself as 'wingy ' !!! 1.6497 0.03347 551 300 144 107
12 Be VERY afraid – we have bigger fish to fly. 1.6460 0.03401 531 290 139 102
13 You and me birdbrain. 1.6393 0.03791 499 301 77 121
14 "I've had it with your Phishing scams"! "Well, I've had it with your Tweets"! 1.6379 0.07181 116 63 32 21
15 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta swim. 1.6325 0.03759 468 272 96 100
16 Well, one of us is right. 1.6311 0.06807 122 65 37 20
17 Let me guess...Pisces. 1.6230 0.04227 305 162 96 47
18 The inevitable face-off of Roe vs. Egg. 1.6186 0.04391 388 247 42 99
19 One bad tweet and they put you on the no-fly list. 1.6167 0.07020 120 67 32 21
20 Vito warned me if I sing like a bird I'm gonna swim with da fishes. 1.6072 0.04153 359 209 82 68
21 Either you're a flying fish or I'm a dead duck. 1.6026 0.04444 307 178 73 56
22 Believe me, worms don't come with hooks. 1.6000 0.06736 120 66 36 18
23 Your brother is alive, in an aquarium in Queens. 1.5984 0.06445 122 65 41 16
24 Sometimes it would be nice if we could stay at my place instead. 1.5969 0.04234 320 182 85 53
25 One of these things is not like the other... 1.5953 0.04237 341 201 77 63
26 Without climate change, we never would have become friends 1.5906 0.06457 127 70 39 18
27 I told the genie that my first wish was for a perfect perch . . . 1.5854 0.05796 164 93 46 25
28 Actually, I think it's, "Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly." 1.5833 0.06327 120 64 42 14
29 I don't see species. 1.5699 0.05159 186 103 60 23
30 Ten thousand eggs at once! Wow! 1.5584 0.05154 197 114 56 27
31 Let's call Escher - he'll know how to fix this. 1.5515 0.05469 194 119 43 32
32 The pig's right behind me. 1.5500 0.08325 80 48 20 12
33 I was a stool pigeon and now I sleep with the fishes. 1.5496 0.04221 242 131 89 22
34 You'll be a real catch for someone else. 1.5496 0.04646 242 142 67 33
35 I know Mom will love you. Dad may eat you. 1.5492 0.04469 244 139 76 29
36 After Trump was elected, I was SURE I'd see a pig flying up here 1.5484 0.06809 124 76 28 20
37 I believe you're out of water. 1.5481 0.06014 135 77 42 16
38 One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong... 1.5431 0.05388 232 155 28 49
39 Maybe I'm wrong but I think Hammerstein said "Fish gotta fly, birds gotta swim." 1.5360 0.05052 222 138 49 35
40 You look nothing like your Match profile. 1.5266 0.04784 207 121 63 23
41 Welcome to the witness protection program. 1.5266 0.04881 207 123 59 25
42 What pronoun do you prefer? 1.5164 0.06505 122 75 31 16
43 You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.5155 0.05076 194 118 52 24
44 I'm looking for a perch. 1.5131 0.05397 191 122 40 29
45 Well, one of us is screwed. 1.5128 0.05494 156 93 46 17
46 I think we should go back to long distance. I can't breath in this relationship. 1.5093 0.05650 161 100 40 21
47 Seriously, ours come without hooks. 1.5082 0.06186 122 73 36 13
48 One of us is going to have to wake up. 1.5082 0.04954 183 108 57 18
49 Well we BOTH can't be right. 1.5056 0.05487 180 115 39 26
50 First time in the Cloud? 1.5055 0.04659 182 103 66 13
51 whatever you do, don't look down. 1.5000 0.05203 174 106 49 19
52 Mom, am I adopted? 1.5000 0.05453 174 110 41 23
53 No way! I like worms too! 1.5000 0.05573 174 112 37 25
54 ...and then they said 'youlz be swimmin with da fishes'.... 1.4971 0.05947 173 118 24 31
55 Our parents will never understand. 1.4971 0.04571 171 95 67 9
56 And our offspring will be neither fish nor fowl 1.4940 0.05340 168 104 45 19
57 Are you in my dream, or am I in yours? 1.4911 0.06467 112 69 31 12
58 Our parents are gonna freak out. 1.4910 0.04943 167 98 56 13
59 Dad, I've decided to come out as transspecies. 1.4910 0.05295 167 103 46 18
60 Tell me the truth, Mom. Was I adopted? 1.4910 0.05363 167 104 44 19
61 I'm a little out of my comfort zone. 1.4909 0.04679 165 93 63 9
62 Do you ever feel out of your element? 1.4877 0.05623 162 104 37 21
63 Is this where stool pigeons go to sleep with the fishes? 1.4868 0.04938 152 87 56 9
64 One of us is seriously screwed. 1.4843 0.06172 159 110 21 28
65 They kept saying the sea was rising, I just didn't believe them. 1.4843 0.05417 159 99 43 17
66 I hear you have a good school system. 1.4771 0.05798 153 100 33 20
67 Of course you know our parents will never approve. 1.4771 0.04736 153 87 59 7
68 You look nothing like your tinder profile. 1.4771 0.05334 153 94 45 14
69 Great costume. 1.4727 0.06420 110 69 30 11
70 Some weather we're having, eh? 1.4700 0.06735 100 63 27 10
71 "Do you ever feel like a fish out of water"? 1.4690 0.05627 145 92 38 15
72 You're late, I got the worm! 1.4685 0.05770 143 92 35 16
73 Birds got to swim, fish got to fly . . . . 1.4685 0.05326 143 87 45 11
74 Don't mind me, I'm just phishing. 1.4648 0.04758 142 81 56 5
75 Humor me: Are you a fish out of water or I am in over my head? 1.4648 0.06052 142 95 28 19
76 Well, you don't look much like your profile picture either. 1.4609 0.06166 128 84 29 15
77 Climate change, am I right? 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
78 It could work. We both like worms. 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
79 This Travel Ban is so confusing, isn't it! 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
80 Okay, my dating profile may not have been completely accurate. 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
81 Really? The worms come to you? 1.4593 0.06375 135 93 22 20
82 I'm on the no fly list. 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
83 I see the cat ate you too 1.4579 0.06807 107 71 23 13
84 I've been looking for a perch! 1.4574 0.05720 129 81 37 11
85 One of us is out of our element. 1.4545 0.06485 132 92 20 20
86 Guess who's coming to dinner. 1.4545 0.05728 132 84 36 12
87 Holy Mackerel! 1.4545 0.06118 132 88 28 16
88 If you're not a fish out of water I'm in deep trouble. 1.4545 0.06118 132 88 28 16
89 Now why exactly were you kicked out of school? 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
90 No school today? 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
91 I told my parents! 1.4496 0.05158 129 77 46 6
92 Is it "fish gotta fly, birds gotta swim," or did I hear that wrong? 1.4453 0.04810 128 74 51 3
93 Fish gotta fly and birds gotta swim and that's not fake news either. 1.4435 0.05031 124 73 47 4
94 There's a catfish and a dogfish, so why not? 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
95 Birds gotta swim; fish gotta fly. 1.4380 0.04964 121 71 47 3
96 Tonight, you sleep with the pigeons. 1.4370 0.05552 119 74 38 7
97 I need to see the loan shark. My nest is under water. 1.4370 0.06043 119 78 30 11
98 One of us is outside our comfort zone. 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
99 This is what happens when you eliminate the EPA. 1.4328 0.08826 67 47 11 9
100 Separated since birth, they had never before met face to face. 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
101 You must be from the other side of the family. 1.4310 0.06270 116 78 26 12
102 Are you here for the Fish & Wildlife Convention? 1.4310 0.06026 116 76 30 10
103 No. It said fish FRY today only. 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
104 I deliver important messages. What do you do? 1.4310 0.06026 116 76 30 10
105 Well, I've always sung it, "Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly". 1.4248 0.05153 113 68 42 3
106 You don't look like your profile picture either. 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
107 I self-identify as a fish. 1.4248 0.05870 113 73 32 8
108 It’ll never work -- you’re farm-raised and I’m from the city. 1.4248 0.06629 113 79 20 14
109 You don't look like your profile picture either. 1.4248 0.06003 113 74 30 9
110 Actually, I'm looking for a perch. 1.4234 0.06595 111 77 21 13
111 Sorry son, but I need to finally tell you - you were adopted. 1.4234 0.06211 111 74 27 10
112 No, I’m pretty sure it’s “Fish gotta swim, BIRDS gotta fly.” 1.4234 0.06595 111 77 21 13
113 That's not the picture you posted on match.com! 1.4234 0.05207 111 67 41 3
114 This proves it. GPSs are 100% wrong, 50% of the time. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
115 Actually, I can use whichever biosphere I identify with. 1.4227 0.06689 97 65 23 9
116 Just keep flapping. 1.4227 0.06527 97 64 25 8
117 I’m a triathlete. I fly, swim and poop on as many car windshields as possible. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
118 Thanks for meeting me half-way. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
119 You can't get there from here. 1.4182 0.06110 110 73 28 9
120 No, there would be wavy lines if this were water. 1.4177 0.07771 79 55 15 9
121 Just give it a couple hundred million years, you'll get there. 1.4167 0.05444 108 67 37 4
122 I thought the F stood for female. 1.4167 0.06594 108 75 21 12
123 Screw the scientists, they told the bumblebees the same thing. 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
124 Now try flapping them up and down. 1.4151 0.06124 106 70 28 8
125 One of us is having a really bad day. 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
126 One of us is about to die. 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
127 I didn't think the oceans could rise any higher. 1.4151 0.06269 106 71 26 9
128 Your profile said odd bird seeks companion. 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
129 You never reply to my tweets. 1.4151 0.06685 106 74 20 12
130 "Either you're a flying fish or I'm a dead pigeon ". 1.4151 0.06948 106 76 16 14
131 Be smart, stay in school. 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
132 Is this my dream, or yours? 1.4151 0.06685 106 74 20 12
133 Turns out: stool pigeons swim with the fishes. 1.4151 0.05823 106 68 32 6
134 Yeah, but it's just a theory. 1.4151 0.06685 106 74 20 12
135 Perch? 1.4107 0.07968 56 36 17 3
136 If a bird's gotta swim, then fish gotta fly 1.4078 0.05924 103 67 30 6
137 Think what our children will have to go through. 1.4078 0.05058 103 62 40 1
138 This will not end well for one of us. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
139 What time is your flight 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
140 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
141 Yes, I do have confidence in my GPS - Why do you ask? 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
142 Yes I'm sure it's fine - all the guy said was 'two by two' 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
143 It's not you, it's me. 1.4059 0.06627 101 70 21 10
144 You're a strange bird. 1.4058 0.07535 69 46 18 5
145 We'd never have met had it not been for climate change 1.3980 0.06917 98 70 17 11
146 You looked different in your profile picture. 1.3980 0.06444 98 67 23 8
147 This just isn't working anymore. You refuse to evolve. 1.3980 0.05935 98 64 29 5
148 It isn't you. It's me. 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
149 Am I drowning, or are you flying? 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
150 Tornadoes suck 1.3980 0.06917 98 70 17 11
151 Ok, compromise: H2O2. 1.3980 0.05935 98 64 29 5
152 I don't know either, global warming? 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
153 I just don't understand you anymore. Its like we're not even of the same species. 1.3980 0.06917 98 70 17 11
154 Out for some air? 1.3958 0.06863 96 68 18 10
155 My dream or yours? 1.3958 0.06012 96 63 28 5
156 If fish can fly, and birds can swim, anybody can be President. 1.3958 0.06863 96 68 18 10
157 No shit? I love worms, too 1.3958 0.06863 96 68 18 10
158 Without science, anything is possible! 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
159 I don't really like labels, but I consider myself bi-evolutional. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
160 We expect immigrants to assimilate. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
161 But how will we raise the kids? 1.3958 0.05826 96 62 30 4
162 But where would we raise the kids? 1.3958 0.05437 96 60 34 2
163 I hate this mirror. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
164 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
165 Out of school? 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
166 Sure this is impossible, but two years ago I would have said the same thing about Trump being president! 1.3958 0.07021 96 69 16 11
167 ...and that's the story of global warming. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
168 You are clearly out of your depth 1.3958 0.06863 96 68 18 10
169 I just feel that I am out of my element. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
170 Oops, wrong cartoon... 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
171 Of course you're not adopted dear - why do you ask? 1.3875 0.06535 80 53 23 4
172 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 1.3871 0.06122 93 62 26 5
173 When Heron met Salmon 1.3871 0.07337 93 69 12 12
174 It's great. No cats. 1.3871 0.05727 93 60 30 3
175 Well, one of us is in for a big surprise. 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
176 It's called a tornado! 1.3871 0.07012 93 67 16 10
177 I'm sorry but you must use the bathroom corresponding to the class of your birth no matter what you have become. 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
178 So, then...you're not my real father? 1.3846 0.05584 91 58 31 2
179 Did you just see a pig go by? 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
180 Can we just agree to disagree on everything but worms? 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
181 Wow. You missed about 350 million years of evolution. 1.3846 0.05584 91 58 31 2
182 A fish out of water? Wow, you're a real idiom! 1.3846 0.07122 91 66 15 10
183 How do you know that I am the father? 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
184 Just practicing for climate change. 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
185 I love worms too! 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
186 But, where would we live? 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
187 Skies are falling, sea levels are rising, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
188 I'm starting to regret voting for the cat, just to shake things up. 1.3820 0.07236 89 65 14 10
189 we attack the cat at midnight 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
190 Just you and your spouse. Ark departs at ten sharp. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
191 Sushi? Your name is SUSHI ?? 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
192 You're in direct violation of the no fly list. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
193 Sometimes I too feel like a fish out of water. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
194 As long as we raise the kids Catholic the priest said he would marry us. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
195 It'll never work - you're a Pisces and I'm an Aires. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
196 I think you're a bit out of your depth. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
197 I'd love to marry you, but where will we live? 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
198 Don't look down. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
199 "Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly". No, wait... 1.3750 0.05671 88 57 29 2
200 How long have you identified as avian? 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
201 It didn't say on match.com you were a parrot FISH! 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
202 You're not from around here, are you? 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
203 My parents will never accept you. 1.3750 0.05897 88 58 27 3
204 I'm not into labels. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
205 It's a long story called evolution. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
206 Nobody's gonna believe my next tweet. 1.3750 0.07804 88 68 7 13
207 One if us is out of her depth. 1.3750 0.07284 88 65 13 10
208 Ten years ago this was Fifth Avenue! 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
209 I liked you better when you were the anonymous cartoon editor. 1.3750 0.07284 88 65 13 10
210 Yes, Charlie, you're adopted. 1.3750 0.05897 88 58 27 3
211 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. Or is it the other way around? 1.3750 0.05671 88 57 29 2
212 All that matters to me is that we're in love! 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
213 Unusually wet fall, don't you think? 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
214 Fog's really thick this morning, huh? 1.3721 0.05975 86 57 26 3
215 I like worms. You like worms. Let's just build on it! 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
216 Either we're birds of a feather, or you're a fish out of water. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
217 when you go low, we go high. 1.3721 0.06199 86 58 24 4
218 I'm ready to tell our parents about us. But you should know, my grandfather was a Pelican." 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
219 Why not "Bird gotta swim, fish gotta fly? 1.3721 0.05243 86 54 32 0
220 The neighborhood really changed. A few years ago this was a waterfront high rise. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
221 Schooling has really changed you. 1.3721 0.05975 86 57 26 3
222 One of us is in somebody else's reality. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
223 I'm looking for the chicken of the sea. 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
224 I'm not on Fishbook, but I am on Twitter. 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
225 I think there's an alternate universe in which fish can't fly. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
226 Just think, if not for global warming we never would have met. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
227 I just came out as a bird. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
228 Wow, I'm a Pisces too! 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
229 Are you by any chance a perch? 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
230 My shrink told me to get out of my comfort-zone. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
231 But this will work out fine because I identify as a carp. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
232 One of us is in big trouble here. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
233 No offence, but you look nothing like your picture. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
234 The worms come with a catch? 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
235 Well, ONE of if us is out of his element. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
236 Flyfishing? 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
237 Everything you've heard is true. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
238 Do you mind if I use your bathroom? 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
239 I guess we are living in a post-'when pigs fly' world, aren't we? 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
240 Really? Three quarters of the earth isn't enough? 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
241 The costume is a little uncomfortable but the sharks leave me alone. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
242 I'm late. Any worms left? 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
243 I gotta stop drinking. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
244 How did you bypass the new immigration laws?? 1.3636 0.07042 66 45 18 3
245 I know, but I identify as a fish right now... 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
246 I'm not LIKE 'a bird out of air,' you idiot, I AM a bird out of air! 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
247 We're in water? Don't buy in to that fake news. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
248 You just lay your eggs, and that's it? 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
249 Maybe you should have stayed in school. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
250 Sometimes a bird just gotta swim 1.3580 0.05641 81 53 27 1
251 Trust me. It's fish gotta swim; birds gotta fly. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
252 Really!!! Worms are your favorite too! 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
253 Must be the humidity. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
254 I believe that diversity is a wellness issue. 1.3553 0.07656 76 57 11 8
255 I am the beta version. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
256 But, if this were your dream, there'd be bubbles! 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
257 I've decided to devolve. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
258 What are you doing up here? Fish can't fly." "Yeah, well birds can't talk. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
259 I don't know...you just don't seem that evolved. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
260 I don't care what your GPS says. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
261 Trust me. This is how evolution works. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
262 Dude, upstream is a direction, not an altitude. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
263 You don't look anything like your match.com profile photo. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
264 So, are you a legal or illegal immigrant? 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
265 You think this is unbelievable? Wait 'til you hear who's in the White House... 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
266 Did you get my tweet? 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
267 Fish got to fly Birds got to swim 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
268 I felt it was important to get out of my bubble. 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
269 Wow.....you really aren't a figure of speech. Who Knew ! 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
270 Don't play Koi with me. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
271 How's your wife and 10,000 kids? 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
272 "We can't keep on meeting like this". 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
273 I love Gary's parties. You never know who you're gonna meet. 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
274 I guess sea level is rising faster than expected 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
275 What do you mean, you don't tweet? 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
276 Where's a good oxygen bar around here? 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
277 You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
278 Don't get koi with me. 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
279 Don't look down, or you'll flounder. 1.3500 0.08512 60 45 9 6
280 Mother said you'd be a fine catch. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
281 are you Cod? 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
282 It's easier than being a little bird in a big sky. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
283 Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly ... or something like that. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
284 I did not expect the ocean levels to rise this fast. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
285 My doctor said swimming is easier on the joints. 1.3396 0.07592 53 37 14 2
286 Atlantic Ocean? I was looking for Atlantic City! 1.3390 0.06669 59 40 18 1
287 Birds got to swim, fish got to fly! 1.3378 0.05536 74 49 25 0
288 Well, that's as the crow flies. As the pigeon flies is a little longer. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
289 You're a much better listener than the stale bread lady. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
290 My ex told me to swim with the fishes. So I did. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
291 I knew your Tinder profile looked a little fishy. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
292 I really don't care what my parents think. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
293 You looked different in your Tinder profile. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
294 Why don't you try breathing through your mouth. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
295 I'm afraid that my parents would object. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
296 Are you a fish out of water or am I a bird out of air? 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
297 I've decided to work in a different medium 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
298 Wrong floor. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
299 I don’t think are parents will approve. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
300 Yes, the most humid summer I can recall. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
301 My parents said we have to stop seeing each other. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
302 galapagos 1.3378 0.07763 74 57 9 8
303 I'm transitioning. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
304 Are you high?! 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
305 One of us is having a problem with situational awareness. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
306 Pisces, what's yours? 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
307 They're still arguing about which bathroom I should be using. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
308 You flying is actually less surprising than Trump being elected. 1.3378 0.07763 74 57 9 8
309 It gets easier after the first few million years. 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
310 I have no use for a bicycle, either. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
311 Well we both go with a nice Chablis. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
312 But where would we raise the kids? 1.3333 0.05595 72 48 24 0
313 We're going to build a wall and you fish are going to pay for it! 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
314 The sky has fallen! 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
315 Can you give me directions to the underwater statues? 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
316 Didn't you get the memo? 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
317 Can you believe this weather? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
318 One of us is in trouble! 1.3286 0.08068 70 55 7 8
319 It would never work betweeen us - you're a Pisces and I'm a pigeon. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
320 I taught the pig last week. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
321 Still doubt climate change? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
322 Moving in together will definitely change this relationship. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
323 One of us is going to be very disappointed when we wake up from this dream! 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
324 Okay, I see, you're an alternative fish. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
325 But where can we build our nest? 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
326 I don't like being arbitrarily assigned to an evolutionary niche either, but could you not use the term pigeon holed? 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
327 I love you, but where will we live? 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
328 A friendship like this could land us internet stardom. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
329 What's all this hoo ha about fish and chirps? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
330 Just stay away from the cats. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
331 Isn't it fascinating that we both like to eat worms? 1.3235 0.06087 68 47 20 1
332 Finally...The proverbial fish out of water. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
333 I went to camp, of course I know how to swim. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
334 I'd introduce you to some of my friends, except they would eat you. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
335 What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
336 So this is what happens when a nautical force meets an arboreal object... 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
337 I guess I should've just dropped you a line. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
338 Pretty cool, but I will be more impressed when I see pigs fly. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
339 Fish & Chirps 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
340 He's cutting funding for the EPA. Pass it on. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
341 We probably should change dating sites. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
342 As McLuhan says: 'The medium is the message.' 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
343 Those are the smallest wings I have ever seen ! 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
344 No -- fish gotta swim. It's birds that gotta fly. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
345 Oh, good, now I know for sure this is all just a dream. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
346 People kept telling me, 'There's plenty of fish in the sea,' so, I guess, hi. I'm Rickie. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
347 I thought you should know, I'm a Carrier. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
348 There seems to be a glitch in the Matrix. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
349 It’s harder to breathe but there are fewer hawks. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
350 Remember the old song? "Fish gotta fly, birds gotta swim. . ." 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
351 Huh! I was expecting a pig. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
352 My opinion is that you're a fish out of water. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
353 I refuse to be pigeonholed. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
354 Now do you believe climate change is real? 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
355 Are you high?! 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
356 But what do you think our parents will say? 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
357 Is this the Fish Fly? 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
358 I'll tell you what's different. worms don't taste the same. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
359 Thank goodness Trumpcare didn't pass. It covered neither fish nor fowl. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
360 Do you encounter any difficulties when trying to perch? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
361 Got any threes? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
362 No!No! Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly! 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
363 You make a compelling argument that it is nurture, not nature. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
364 I like to tweet to communicate, how about you? 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
365 I refuse to be pigeonholed. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
366 They said they are sticking with the donkey and the elephant. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
367 Holy Mackerel! 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
368 Swimming is for the birds. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
369 Are You My Mother? 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
370 Who do I see about the swimming lessons? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
371 Migrating to the Cloud? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
372 If the helium thing is working, more power to you! 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
373 Don't hold your breath. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
374 Sea level rise. Air level drop. Let's call the whole thing off. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
375 Marco! 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
376 You're in my lane 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
377 Can't see them ever pigeonholing you. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
378 Unless one of us has evolved, this will be a very quick meeting! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
379 You're not from around here, are you? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
380 My analyst tells me I should try new things. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
381 I fear this has encounter 'mixed metaphor' written all over it. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
382 I think we are attacking this worm issue from different angles. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
383 No, I do not think Pigeon of the Sea is the next big thing. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
384 I decided to try a different dating app 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
385 Wow, man....., you are really out of your element. 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
386 Yes, I am the early bird. Why do you ask? 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
387 I'm a Creationist. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
388 I guess this is hello and goodbye. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
389 Quid pro quo. Now teach me to swim. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
390 How long have you been on the no-fly list? 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
391 Some birds gotta swim. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
392 You must know that one of us is in real trouble. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
393 Why am I here? Why are YOU here? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
394 Personally, I think you're full of hot air . 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
395 Is this what they call an existential crisis? 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
396 Red herring...Right? 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
397 looks like one of us is out of their element. 1.3065 0.08477 62 50 5 7
398 So... I had one of those fancy DNA tests and guess what! You are my 37th cousin, 9 times removed. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
399 It's not an alternative fact. You really won't last long outside of water. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
400 You're feeling like a fish out of water? 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
401 And I'm telling you...climate change is a hoax. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
402 Isn't evolution wonderful. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
403 I recommend the worms. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
404 I suppose we have climate change to thank. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
405 I thought rising sea levels would be a bit slower. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
406 Kiss me you incongruous fool! 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
407 Honey, it won’t matter how we raise our children. I’m going to eat them. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
408 Your going to love it here. All the worms you can eat with no strings attached. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
409 Common language? lol, we use emojis >><(((·> (°<°) 1.3065 0.08477 62 50 5 7
410 You really are a fish out of water. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
411 'Talk about a fish out of water!' 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
412 Get out -- I'm a Pisces too! 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
413 Even Al Gore didn't think things would get this weird. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
414 The post-factual world is so liberating. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
415 Your dream or mine? 1.3065 0.05903 62 43 19 0
416 Evolution, my friend, evolution. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
417 Either you're flying or I'm drowning. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
418 But where would we build a home? 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
419 One of us is seriously lost. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
420 How about that humidity! 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
421 Jeez, the sea level rose faster than anyone could have predicted 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
422 Your place next time? 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
423 Of course I'll marry you -- as long as you are committed to not having kids. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
424 Maybe so, but I'd like to see you land on that telephone wire. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
425 So are you alt-swiming? Or am I alt-flying? 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
426 You look different than your profile photo. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
427 Oh man. I thought it was "Birds gotta swim. Fish gotta fly" 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
428 Is this a 'Fish out of Water' tale? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
429 ...and his name is Nemo... 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
430 Wow a talking fish 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
431 You look high to me. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
432 I agree this is clearly an existential crisis. We will know soon for which one of us. 1.3000 0.05966 60 42 18 0
433 So this is where the worms go. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
434 You do realize, one of us is proving Darwin correct. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
435 I enjoy fly fishing. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
436 Well, one of us is screwed. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
437 We won't know which of us is in trouble til the background's drawn in 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
438 It's not "birds gotta swim and ..." ? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
439 If climate change and evolution deniers could see us now! 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
440 I didn't think the EPA cuts would kick in so quickly. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
441 One of us is obviously out of his element... 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
442 No, I can't swim. But I'm just winging it. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
443 This is normal for 2017. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
444 AAAAHHH, too late ... How's Noah gonna make this work?! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
445 Is it my name that upsets your parents? 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
446 I know it helps with your anxiety, but you are way too high right now. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
447 You look nothing like your dating profile. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
448 Where will we live? 1.3000 0.05966 60 42 18 0
449 This is why I question computer dating services. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
450 The land mammals will have no idea what's coming to them. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
451 This must be Heaven. There are no cats anywhere, and I’m talking to a fish. 1.2941 0.08538 51 40 7 4
452 What's climate change? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
453 You didn't happen to pass a pig on your way up here? 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
454 Are you here for the Meetup Group? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
455 Fish or fowl? No, I'm not binary. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
456 I'm having a tough time adapting to a rising sea level. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
457 It's okay... I self-identify as a rainbow trout 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
458 Do you think that your parents will accept me? 1.2931 0.06029 58 41 17 0
459 Well.. this is awkward. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
460 No, the saying is NOT "Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly". 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
461 In a few billion years I'm outta here 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
462 Yeah, right! When pigs fly. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
463 Fish and chirps. We belong together. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
464 Don't be scared; immigrants are welcome here. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
465 I remember feeling the same way when I started to fly. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
466 Actually, we have a lot in common. You're out of school, I've left the nest. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
467 Do you sometimes feel out of your element? 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
468 Are we in YOUR alt reality or MINE? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
469 I'm pre-op. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
470 If you had stayed in school you would know I am not a fish out of water. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
471 I self-identify as a fish. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
472 No. You're out of your element. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
473 I love you too Kevin, but we're just too different.. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
474 Shhh... Don't tell Darwin. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
475 Sorry, I shouldn't have swiped right. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
476 Let me welcome you on behalf of the entire diversity committee. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
477 Sea levels are rising quicker than I thought. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
478 Your profile didn't mention gills. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
479 Sweetheart, of course we can have an outdoor ceremony, but I think we have bigger issues to talk about. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
480 He's president? That's unbelievable! 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
481 One of us is an 'Alternative Fact' 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
482 We're related way back on my father's side. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
483 Well, I identify as a salmon. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
484 I'm game if you are. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
485 Yes, I'll show you the way to Canada. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
486 Fin or foe? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
487 I had some work done. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
488 Fiction is a state of suspended disbelief. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
489 You realize that 'fish out of water' is not a compliment, right? 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
490 Did you see which way that pig went? 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
491 If I look like a duck and quack like a duck, I'm a fish - it's called Trumpism. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
492 Just keep going straight down. You can't miss it. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
493 It's the soggy bread crumbs I can't get used to. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
494 I feel like I'm out of my element. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
495 Let's agree to disagree. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
496 And when pigs fly, then you'll see real change in Washington! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
497 I'm a stool pigeon. Where do I sleep with the fishes? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
498 I'm right, you're left, but we both love worms so maybe we can start our conversation there. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
499 Congratulations! You've really moved out of your comfort zone. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
500 If we can determine the probability do you think society will accept our children?6 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
501 One of us is in deep shit. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
502 Damn these ambiguous backgrounds. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
503 Welcome to the neighborhood. I think you'll discover that any fin is possible here. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
504 One of use must be really lost. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
505 Sorry, but we've changed our immigration laws 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
506 My messenger service has gone through a sea change. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
507 Face it Loser, you will never "tweet" like me!! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
508 I don't trust you. Your tweets seem fishy. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
509 You're not adopted but I wouldn't rule out the possibility that you were switched at birth. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
510 They said pigs. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
511 It's a classic 'Fish Out of Water' story. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
512 Are you one who lost your bicycle? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
513 My therapist is encouraging me to get out of my comfort zone. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
514 Still nothing to do with climate change, right? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
515 Some of my best friends are fish ! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
516 Cat and dog cartoons are so yesterday. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
517 Want to know a secret? We both defy Gravity! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
518 I'm pretty sure one of us is in big trouble! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
519 I do a lot of cross-training. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
520 No, Sweetie...YOU'RE the fish out of water. I'M the bird on the wing! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
521 I don't care if you're a flying fish, you're still in my airspace. 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
522 I'm species-curious. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
523 I thought we had to be in an Escher drawing to meet like this. 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
524 Flying fish? 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
525 This witness protection program seems a little fishy. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
526 I can't stay long. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
527 @realDonaldTrump: We will make the oceans great again...American fish will no longer have to compete with foreign species for food! 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
528 This relationship will never work as long as you refuse to evolve. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
529 Straight down, you can't miss it. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
530 It's not an alternate fact. You don't have wings so you can't fly. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
531 Let's just agree to disagree. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
532 You flying fish think you're so smart because you've been in schools, but how capable are you at carrying messages? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
533 I'm sorry, sweetheart; you're not evolved enough for me. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
534 Just don't get my father started talking about charter schools, and you'll be fine… 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
535 If we do marry, I feel we need a new place to live. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
536 Okay...yes, but where will we live? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
537 If you look down, that reef used to be known as Washington, D.C. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
538 Sometimes I feel out of my element. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
539 This is awesome! But are you flying or am I swimming? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
540 So, you couldn't swipe left either... 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
541 Aren't you out of your element? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
542 Your online profile made you look more like a mallard. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
543 First off, you're at 33rd and Sixth, second, climate change was not a hoax. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
544 No worries-I've just gone vegan 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
545 I didn't realize the humidity was THAT high! 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
546 It won't be a mixed marriage. We're both Mormon. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
547 In the new economy, they may not need birds or fish. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
548 No matter how you look at it... one of us in in trouble! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
549 One of us is living in alternative reality. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
550 Go, fish. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
551 hxfghfgbhfghb 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
552 Are You My Mother? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
553 I'm out of my element. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
554 What's "100% humidity"? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
555 Darwin's asleep. Come on up and join the card game. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
556 When Trump eliminated the EPA Clean Air regulations, it is now healthier to breathe water than air. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
557 They told me I could be anything I wanted to be. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
558 Want to come up to my place so we can become amphibious? 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
559 Is it you? Or is it me? 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
560 My parents are accepting of our love. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
561 Catfished again . . . I should give up on internet dating. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
562 OK, now you try hovering in the air. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
563 Clearly, one of us is out of our element. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
564 I tweet, therefore you're fake. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
565 The birds and the bees? That's so pre-global warming. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
566 Things are going swimmingly! And you? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
567 Well, there's a good reason you feel like a "fish out of water..." 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
568 I am a triathlete. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
569 I admire your alternative facts. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
570 The EPA trashed the air, I wanted to see if the water is any better. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
571 Bet you never took a dump on statue. 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
572 Either way, one of us is about to die. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
573 My doctor said I needed to do low impact. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
574 I am the egg man, they are the egg men. I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
575 I'm Nor...you must be Neither 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
576 We'll adopt. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
577 I'll think about it if it starts to matter. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
578 I couldn't afford Brooklyn anymore. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
579 OK. Now you teach me swimming. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
580 Funny, in my dream I'm swimming. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
581 I'm just checking to see if the water is cleaner than the air. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
582 Was it hard getting in your school? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
583 It's when pigs fly, you moron. 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
584 It's not that I'm anti-water so much as I'm air-neutral. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
585 It's not just a compatibility thing, Mark. It's an oxygen thing, too. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
586 One of us is out of our element. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
587 Whose alternative facts are these? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
588 No, not touristy things. I'm here to immerse myself in the culture. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
589 I'm not the first flyer who overshot the runway and went for a swim. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
590 I've only got a minute. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
591 As Mr. Gershwin said, "Birds gotta swim...fish gotta fly." 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
592 Fantasy meeting you here! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
593 A relationship with you could never work. You're all wet. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
594 How have you adapted to global warming? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
595 So, who evolved from who? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
596 Can you hear me now? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
597 Well one of us is a fish out of water. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
598 Just leave the worms for me and we'll get along fine. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
599 Excuse me, sir, but do you speak pidgin? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
600 I told you it's like swimming without the water! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
601 Okay, if you're really committed to this thing, you need to know the best statues to poop on. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
602 Let's agree to disagree. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
603 Only one of us can be the Chicken of the Sea 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
604 Well, one of us is going to be suffocating pretty soon. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
605 Either I'm way out of my element, or you're in way over your head. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
606 On a scale of one to ten how's your oxygen level? 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
607 You're out of your element here. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
608 We need to break up. You're suffocating me. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
609 You're going the wrong way! 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
610 Don't look down. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
611 Our parents will never agree to our marriage. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
612 A pointless space station experiment is what I think. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
613 Wow! I guess sea levels really are rising. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
614 Flying lessons ? It will cost you a fin 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
615 I seem to be out of my element. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
616 Reassignment surgery went swimmingly. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
617 No! Fish gotta fly, bird's gotta swim 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
618 Learn to tweet. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
619 I hear we both taste like chicken. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
620 I know I was born a fish, but surely you can see why I should use the bird bathroom now 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
621 I was born a bird, but I identify as a fish......mind if I use the bathroom? 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
622 I like worms, you like worms, let's get together. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
623 Only one of us can be right 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
624 Trust me, the worm is a tool of capitalist exploitation. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
625 Humid out. 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
626 I still think we should do a flyby. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
627 Habitat flexibility is essential in today's climate. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
628 No more computer dating for me. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
629 I HAVE to know, did they find Dory or not?? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
630 Are you or I in the wrong restroom? 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
631 I'm species neutral 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
632 All I'm saying is that our love for worms isn't enough to fuel the relationship. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
633 I'm not about to make a big flap over it, but there's something fishy about you, my friend. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
634 I thought I would try a different migration route. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
635 Ever wish you could just walk away from it all? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
636 Weird; I like worms too! 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
637 You new here? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
638 I'm setting up an offshore company to buy underwater mortgages. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
639 I probably need to stop using Waze. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
640 What do you mean, what am I doing in your neck of the woods? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
641 I'm changing my lifestyle! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
642 And they voted me off the ark. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
643 So you're the proverbial fish out of water 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
644 Listen, it's not me, it's you. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
645 Sea World's in a pinch. You should apply. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
646 You know according to science, we could be related! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
647 Congratulations! You've mastered the flying course! Now I'll teach you how to leave droppings on a windshield. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
648 One of us is in deep trouble. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
649 That worm you just ate was for the birds. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
650 All I know is one of us took a wrong turn somewhere. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
651 What part of "the birds and the bees" don't you get? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
652 All I know is that it's breathtaking for one of us. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
653 You don't have to tell me, you're a fish out of water. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
654 Remember: Mother will be fine; it's Father we have to convince. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
655 But where would we build our home together? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
656 This can't be good. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
657 No, silly, it's "fish gotta SWIM, BIRDS gotta fly." 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
658 Boy, your arms must be tired. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
659 You keep coming up with objections. We'll adopt. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
660 Are you too high or am I? 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
661 Flying has become such a hassle. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
662 Psst... I think we have different daddies. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
663 I live an alternative lifestyle. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
664 No school today? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
665 I don't care what your mother says, We can make it work! 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
666 How interesting that our alternate realities are each other's realities! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
667 Have you run into Escher anywhere around here? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
668 Here for the Galapagos reunion? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
669 So what do you think a penguin is, a fish or a bird? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
670 I think you'll find it's not any easier to breathe up here. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
671 We've run out of space up there. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
672 I have to stop eating that cheap birdseed!! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
673 I need to get some air. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
674 I gotta swim too. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
675 I'm here to be schooled. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
676 Well, at least we see eye to eye. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
677 So, a duck and a fish walk into a bar... 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
678 Alternative Fact: Fish Can Fly. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
679 This guy named Escher said, 'Wait here, I'll be right back.' 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
680 That may be, but I gotta love one man 'til I die. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
681 Why do we always have to meet at your place? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
682 You're new around here, aren't you? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
683 We have to work together now that the EPA is "non-essential." 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
684 I was going to be a fish too, but they were out of costumes. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
685 It finally happened. They moved my job off shore. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
686 I didn't get the bill. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
687 HI! SPRING BREAK? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
688 But sweetheart, our children would be mythical. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
689 Just breathe through your nose. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
690 I brought a message from the future. Swim, crawl, walk THEN fly. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
691 I have heard some say it's due to global warming. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
692 Have you never heard of Fly Fishing? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
693 Hi, I'm Luca Brasi. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
694 I don't eat red meat either. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
695 There are worms falling out of the sky. What's the hook? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
696 Unfortunately, I don't think one can escape the effects of global warming by re-locating. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
697 School or flock? At this point, what difference does it make? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
698 It's not as easy as it looks. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
699 Actually, a lot of us have moved here recently. Who can afford Manhattan or Brooklyn anymore? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
700 This school needed more diversity. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
701 Nothing surprises me anymore. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
702 You're really sweet, but you're so invasive. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
703 We should probably figure out which one of us can't breath. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
704 We are going to build a wall to keep fish in the water. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
705 One of us needs to wake up. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
706 I'm an exchange student. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
707 Excuse me, I'm new around here. Could you point me to the nearest statue? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
708 Knee replacement – I'm in re-hab. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
709 We're either all wet or high as a kite. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
710 "Now do you believe global warming is real"? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
711 Okay then, one of us must be dreaming. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
712 Slow down! You're supposed to spend a few million years trying to crawl onto land first. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
713 You must be a fish out of water. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
714 Are you "free range"? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
715 Keep flappin, and they'll grow for ya, mine did! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
716 No. I get the worm. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
717 How to raise the kids is the least of our problems. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
718 We must be tripping! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
719 No, seriously, Donald Trump is president! 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
720 I can teach you how to tweet. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
721 I knew something was fishy when my homing device told me to continue straight at the edge of the pier. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
722 Why are we always meeting at your place? 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
723 We're also the rats of the sea. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
724 Species are fluid! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
725 Let's face it, you're a fish out of water. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
726 When do you think we should tell our parents? 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
727 Morning, how's the water? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
728 Damm Google maps! 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
729 We both like worms so we have that much in common. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
730 I don't know if I'm figuratively high, or you're actually high. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
731 One of us must be an alternative fact 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
732 If the medium is the message, what medium is this? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
733 Either you're one of those flying fish, or I'm in big trouble! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
734 Sometimes the medium really is the message. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
735 It depends on what 'perch' mean to you. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
736 You look nothing like your Tinder photo. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
737 Birds gotta swim; fish gotta fly. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
738 I understand that we may be related? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
739 Oops. Wrong perch. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
740 Yes. It's called fly fishing. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
741 One of us is in big trouble. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
742 Ive heard "when pigs fly!" but this is a new one. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
743 Let me guess, Google Maps? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
744 Darling, if you can fly, I can swim. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
745 One of us is wrong. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
746 It's easy--just put your lips together and blow. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
747 Good, now turn into a horse. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
748 This is my first migration. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
749 Stop playing, koi! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
750 I just saw a pig., 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
751 I feel a magnetic attraction to you, maybe it's the lead? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
752 If you fall there's Obamacare. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
753 'What will the parents say?' 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
754 So you're a flying fish. I'm still waiting to see pigs fly! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
755 But, where would we live? 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
756 Where are we? We're neither here nor there. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
757 This is the heaviest fog I've ever seen. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
758 Actually, I'm fly fishing. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
759 We left the ocean, became reptiles, than dinosaurs, than birds. What have you been doing? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
760 Well this should put that whole "neither fish nor fowl" argument to rest. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
761 Birds of a feather don't always flock together. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
762 "Freddie the Flounder sends his regards". 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
763 When you go high, I go low. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
764 Terrific! I was looking for a good perch. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
765 I'm looking for a good perch. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
766 Escher couldn’t make it. There’s a travel ban on Dutch Tessellaters. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
767 I follow you on Fishbook 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
768 This is precisely why people should never drink and draw. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
769 I know, you're a Pisces & like to take long swims at the beach. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
770 One of us is about to have a very bad day. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
771 I'm a homing pigeon, but I think I'm really lost! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
772 Never trust a homing pigeon for directions. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
773 I was home flocked but am now looking for a good school 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
774 It's not just fluid dynamics; you made a wrong turn at Niagara. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
775 Are you dreaming of flying or am I dreaming of swimming? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
776 Fly fishing helps me unwind. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
777 Flyfishing? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
778 One of us is holding our breath! 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
779 I have to tell you--this really changes my mind on the whole climate change thing. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
780 So I said to him, 'Just how do we go forth and multiply?' 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
781 There's a really good reason you feel a draft. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
782 I can tolerate your odd views on reproduction, but you kiss like a fish. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
783 So Escher picked you for a model too? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
784 Just getting a jump on global warming. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
785 For you, "I believe I can fly." is a euphemism. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
786 I'm a real fish out of water. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
787 Remember when we had to use our gender specific bathrooms? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
788 "Can a relationship be sustained on love of worms alone"? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
789 Gosh, you make me feel so ... so metaphoric. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
790 All differences aside, we share the same background. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
791 Hey honey, I think I found Nemo! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
792 Looks like you're out of your element. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
793 Only in the New Yorker would the two of us ever meet. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
794 New to the neighborhood? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
795 I was looking for fish in all the wrong places. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
796 You looked different in your Tinder profile. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
797 Sorry, Dad! The cloning lab screwed up! 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
798 Have you evolved to fly, or am I swimming? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
799 Lost in migration. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
800 Are you sure your parents are okay with us? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
801 Wow! You must be a genius! 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
802 You're screwing with evolution! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
803 No, the early fish is still screwed. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
804 "So, you're that fish out of water"! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
805 Your place or mine? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
806 I rarely date outside my genus. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
807 You must be a fish out of water. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
808 This may be a new high for an invasive species. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
809 And let me guess. Pisces rising? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
810 Not quite. First it's the chicken, THEN me, then the turkey. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
811 One of us should not be here. I hope it's not me. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
812 Joe and Bob share their common fear of cats. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
813 I was in the running but Escher found me too pedestrian. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
814 You know what...we'll just have to agree to disagree. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
815 Well, I'll ask around, but I'm pretty sure it's "fish gotta swim." 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
816 How's your school? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
817 Dori? No. Why? 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
818 My personal trainer suggested some cross-training. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
819 I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
820 Are you high, or am I? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
821 If you see a worm, it's mine. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
822 I'm an odd duck. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
823 Global warming prepping. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
824 My parents are going to be a real problem. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
825 You never know what you will find on ancestry .com. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
826 You're a fish. This isn't water. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
827 Yeah well get me in the water and I'm like a bird on land 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
828 my great grandma was a carp, maybe you know her? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
829 I call this "alternative flying". 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
830 We really can't go on meeting like this. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
831 Let's try the veal. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
832 So, how have you been since Hurricane Sandy? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
833 One of us chose the wrong milieu. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
834 Climate change? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
835 For you are the fin beneath my wings. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
836 A fish out of water? Wow, you're a real idiom! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
837 This is the last time I try to pick a roommate online. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
838 It's not you, it's me. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
839 Do you ever feel out of your depth? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
840 My drake is beginning to suspect. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
841 You'll be able to do this in about 200,000 years. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
842 We literally can't keep meeting like this 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
843 Not everything is a metaphor, man. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
844 One of us is in deep doo-doo. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
845 Yada, yada, yada...now we have penguins. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
846 Yes, I've heard of Mr. Escher. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
847 I’m sorry, I haven’t seen Nemo. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
848 Yeah, I'll split a worm with you. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
849 Don't I know you from when we posed for M. C. Escher? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
850 Oh, I thought it was, "Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly..." 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
851 Not all mixed marriages work 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
852 One of us is wrong. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
853 One of us is in a lot of trouble.... 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
854 Who taught you how to fly? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
855 Either I'm having a bad dream or you are. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
856 Honest grandpa, that evolution story is really true. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
857 One of us is seriously misinformed. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
858 So, if the medium is the message, what are you saying? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
859 I'm stepping out for some fresh air, if you'd care to join me. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
860 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
861 I wanted my poop to float up instead of down for a change. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
862 I haven't seen a single windshield down here. Where do you guys go to the bathroom? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
863 On break from school? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
864 You take my breath away! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
865 I don't date outside of my phylum. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
866 No, I don't have to worry about the wall either. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
867 I don't believe in Cod. We will raise our babies neither fish nor fowl. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
868 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
869 What are you in for? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
870 You really don't look like your profile shot. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
871 I knew privatization of the FAA was a bad idea. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
872 But where would we build a home? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
873 Carpe diem! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
874 Yes, I AM like a fish out of water 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
875 First time in a tornado? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
876 I'm sorry, I meant the other kind of perch. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
877 Fish or Fowl 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
878 Did you see where the rest of the penguins went? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
879 TSA was on my ass. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
880 One of us is in serious trouble. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
881 For my gap year, I decided to travel abroad. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
882 It really is the humidity. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
883 This is one of those fish-out-of-water stories, isn't it? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
884 I'm an exchange student. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
885 Seriously, though, where are we going to build the house? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
886 No, YOU sing bass. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
887 I know this is a historically aquatic neighborhood, but my wife and I found a lovely fixer-upper for a quarter of the price we would have paid 'up there' 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
888 His tweets are unbelievable. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
889 Either you're a flying fish or I'm a dead duck. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
890 Looks like evolution took a left turn somewhere! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
891 You're in my lane 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
892 Do you want to find Nemo or not? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
893 Did you ever really NEED a bicycle? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
894 I love your accent! Say something else. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
895 My flock flew off north without me. Is it okay if I hang out here through the summer? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
896 It's all fun now but wait "till you spend a night sitting on a branch. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
897 You look just like your profile photo. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
898 Are you a flying fish or am I all wet? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
899 No, my ears don't pop. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
900 would you like to comment on my tweet? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
901 How long can you hold your breath? About as long as you can fly. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
902 Just flap your fins. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
903 I don't get it. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
904 I don't know, sometimes I just feel like a bird out of water. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
905 I love you too, but where can we make our home together? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
906 "My daddy was a rogue whale". 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
907 You skipped an epoch. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
908 And then my mom said, 'you can be anything you want.' 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
909 Escher wants us to model for him. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
910 We just have to get through the next four years. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
911 I think you're out of your element. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
912 Can I borrow a fin? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
913 Now that we're engaged, how do we break it to our folks? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
914 You? Again? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
915 I'm afraid of heights. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
916 Wow! You look just like grandma looked when she got out of the ocean and flew away a few million years ago! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
917 Make evolution great again! 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
918 I think one of us is definitely lost. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
919 I'm working on my global warming strategy. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
920 You called for Twitter tech support? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
921 I can't be lost! I'm a Homing Pigeon! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
922 This would blow Darwin's mind. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
923 Did Escher put you up to this? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
924 With alternative facts, fish can fly. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
925 I posed for MC Escher, too! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
926 Wawa 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
927 ''I appreciate the effort you've made for us to see eye to eye on this'' 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
928 You new here? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
929 Word we're getting now is climate change was a hoax. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
930 No, you get the legs first, THEN the wings. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
931 I was in your place once. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
932 Well I be damn, fish can fly 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
933 According to Darwin, we shouldn't be seen together 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
934 The rents in my neighborhood were just sky high. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
935 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
936 Man, one of us is really high... 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
937 I'm just a bird, standing in front of a fish, asking it to love me. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
938 I was just wondering the same thing. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
939 I don't know quite how to say this, but you're out of your element. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
940 Water that bad, eh? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
941 Fake Science 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
942 Anyway, we both look at the same moon. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
943 You can't get there from here. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
944 One of us is having a really bad day. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
945 The doctor will see you now. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
946 After this can you teach me how to swim? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
947 I come in peace. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
948 You'll be fine. Just don't look down. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
949 Give yourself a couple million years. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
950 Is this the new normal? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
951 ... first you'll need to walk on land; flying comes later. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
952 You should really have a parachute. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
953 You plan to hang out up here for the entire fishing season? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
954 Aren't you a bit out of your element? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
955 You ask where we'll live? No problem! I've got a condo in Boca! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
956 Okay, it's your call. "Heads," it's air. "Tails," it's water. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
957 The owl goddess told us this day would come: 100% humidity. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
958 wait...wait....we met in Bombay, right? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
959 We both got it wrong. "Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim." 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
960 Silly goose! You aren't supposed to be here! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
961 Sorry, I don't do beak-to-gill. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
962 No,it's Iowa. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
963 I don't like to be pigeonholed. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
964 One of us has a problem.... 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
965 They throw bread at me too. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
966 I have a message for you. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
967 One of us has a big decision to make. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
968 I'm from the government, and I'm here to help. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
969 We're between Cartoon Editors. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
970 One of us is in for a huge disappointment. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
971 One way or another, my folks are gonna love you. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
972 Doesn't look good. He said"A bird may love a fish-but where will they build a home together?" 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
973 Oxygen is so overrated. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
974 The drones were the last straw for me. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
975 Remember when they thought global warming was a hoax? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
976 It's time for real change. No more Donkeys & Elephants. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
977 You've heard of Chicken o' the Sea, right?. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
978 Okay, no sushi for dinner. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
979 You do realize that we're wallpaper? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
980 Don't worry, Honey--I know a fabulous plastic ornithologist. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
981 We'll prbobably be on a sampler plate somewhere. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
982 Talk about rising sea levels! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
983 Worms do taste better without hooks. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
984 I AM with the current. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
985 Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandpa? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
986 Either you're a flying fish or I'm in deep trouble. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
987 Are you flying on fake wings? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
988 You know, one of us is defying physics. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
989 Never trust GPS again! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
990 I didn't know a Blowfish was lighter than air. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
991 It's not you. I'm just saying the circumstances are unfortunate. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
992 Care to split a worm? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
993 I heard there's better schools down here. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
994 Swimmingly! How about you? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
995 So, you're what I evolved from? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
996 I'm sorry but I'm not ready to introduce you to my family just yet. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
997 I'm swimin'. Are you flyin'? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
998 do you tweet 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
999 Okay, explain this climate change concept one more time... 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1000 One of us is quite extraordinary. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1001 "I'm sure the lyric is fish gotta swim birds gotta fly". 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1002 Okay, I'm de-evolving, but it's getting hot up there. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1003 My uncle still thinks climate change is just a hoax. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1004 Climate Change deniers still refuse to believe that sea levels are rising. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1005 From my view of things, a fish won't get caught if he simply keeps his mouth shut. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1006 Great to meet a fellow foodie. Let's Netflix and chill some time. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1007 They tried to pigeonhole me, too. Then again, I am a pigeon. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1008 I'm fighting segregation. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1009 On election night, I saw a pig up here. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1010 I feel the same way but this is wrong. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1011 You're what we call a bird of a different feather. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1012 Fancy running into you here... 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
1013 I'm a bird out of air. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1014 Come meet my friend, Mr. Escher. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1015 They ran out of trees,so I live here now. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1016 I'm going to lay off those poppy seeds. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1017 I couldn't believe my Ancestry DNA results either! 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
1018 I'm pleased to say that you've been exceeding our expectations. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1019 Are you my diversity partner ? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1020 You're supposed to walk on land first! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1021 Flying fish, you say? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1022 I'm going to tell Noah it's too soon. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1023 So you really can fly Carp Kent! 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
1024 Your mom says we're neither fish nor fowl, so does that mean we're good red herring? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1025 What's so wrong with just being you? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1026 Meet me at the bird bath. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1027 I just wanted to see how the other half lives. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1028 I was expecting a pig. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1029 I don't mind the not flying, it's the not breathing I have a tough time with. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1030 We gotta get outta here. This is no cartoon. It's a menu!! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1031 I needed to get away from that incessant tweeting. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
1032 Really, it's not your medium. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1033 It's a gray area, okay? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1034 Hmm. Fancy meeting you here. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1035 He gutted the Clean Air Act, if he gets to the Clean Water Act, we're hosed. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1036 So where do you stand on this Darwinism fad? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1037 Thanks for meeting me at the horizon. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
1038 Have you considered a different news source? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1039 You're like a bird out of air. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1040 Pardon me but would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
1041 Let me float something by you... 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
1042 So then I asked myself in 140 characters or less, is this really what you want to be doing with your life? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1043 So, I see that you got out of that bad mortgage. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1044 All I can say is further study is needed regarding the halucinogenic effects of climate change. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1045 Great, now I have to ponder the meaning of life. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1046 Where do you keep the oil remover? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1047 Am I dreaming, or are you dreaming? 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
1048 We'll just have to agree to disagree. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1049 Well, one of us is dying for sure..." 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1050 It goes back some time, but we're related on your mother's side. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1051 I THOUGHT IT WAS "WHEN PIGS FLY." 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1052 Why would they take gullible out of the dictionary? 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1053 I love you too, but where will we live? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1054 Skipping school again? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1055 Well! Aren't you a fish out of water! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1056 Context is everything. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1057 To Hell with Darwin, let's go out and have dinner! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1058 Because I refuse to be pigeonholed! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1059 I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1060 It seems that we are drawn together 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1061 You're not breaking the laws of nature if you don't get caught. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1062 What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1063 Well the law says I have to come back here to use the bathroom. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1064 So, what do you call a fish out of water? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1065 Without the EPA, it's easier to breathe water than air. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1066 I see no reason we should be handicapped by evolution. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1067 Swimming out of your lane, aren't you? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1068 Good thing cats hate water 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1069 Where's the pig? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1070 No offense, but you're not really in your element here. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1071 It appears one of us is out of their element... 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1072 You're doing fine. Just don't look down. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1073 I agree. The Earthworm is an acquired taste. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1074 Which came first, the chicken or the egg? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1075 Let's get a bunch of our friends and do an M.C. Escher! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1076 Aren't we related on the maternal side? 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1077 We've just got to stop meeting like this. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1078 A bit flighty, are we? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1079 Hi, my name is Romeo. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1080 You're new around here, aren't you? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1081 The good thing is that we are in a watercolor. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1082 Oscar Hammerstein would never believe this! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1083 So, we're in agreement. Fish got to swim and birds got to fly. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1084 Ever feel like you're out of your 20,000 leagues? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1085 I was always a bird trapped in a fish body. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1086 Your turn to fly. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1087 Wait here, I'll be right back; I just need to get some air. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1088 No it's true, I found you through ancestry.com! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1089 Wow! It's worse than I thought. I was expecting a pig. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1090 My place or yours? 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1091 I'm trying to stay one step ahead of climate change. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1092 Ever heard the expression 'like a fish out of water'? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1093 That was an alternative fact 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1094 Sorry. My mistake. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1095 Our kids might not be fish or fowl, but something much better! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1096 Well, aren't you just a fish out of water! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1097 This is going to end badly for one of us. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1098 One of us is in big trouble. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1099 My ex-girlfriend told me 'there's a lot of fish in the sea,' but you're the only one I see. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1100 So everything is gonna turn out swell when you hook up. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1101 To be perfectly honest, I was expecting more parrot and less fish... 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1102 This is not going to end well for one of us. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1103 The most unlikely pairing of two things since "President" and "Trump." 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1104 It's not quite 'Hamilton,' but there's something artisanal about it. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1105 You've never been comfortable inside your own skin, have you? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1106 One of us is off course 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1107 Well, for starters, we both like worms. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1108 You must be new here. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1109 You had me before hello. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1110 I hate to tell you this, but I self-identify as a pelican. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1111 Working on the diversity section of the application for Noah's Ark. Want to hook up? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1112 Is it me or you? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1113 My people thought this might happen when the EPA got dismantled 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1114 Thanks for taking time out of the water to be here today. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1115 One of us is in deep trouble. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1116 I thought the saying was when pigs fly... 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1117 What do you mean, "What the hell is water"? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1118 Is there a third option? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1119 Don't you feel like a fish out of water? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1120 One of us is a whacked-out freak of nature... 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1121 One of us is mixed up 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1122 One of us is dreaming. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1123 One of us is in a lot of trouble.... 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1124 It all makes sense now. You gotta swim, and I gotta fly. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1125 ...but since I was a chick, I have felt like I was a fish 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1126 It’s the fourth day, so God will be assigning us habitats. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1127 You just can't handle the truth! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1128 I'm lost. Can you point me towards the nearest statue 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1129 Let me guess...Pisces. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1130 When did they change the saying to "When fish fly.."? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1131 I didn't expect to see you again until our next lifetime. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1132 I'm game. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1133 Thinking I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque... 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1134 One of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1135 I'm adopting a new lifestyle so I can no longer be blamed for those awful tweets. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1136 I'm fairly confident that the traditional "birds and the bees" lecture isn't applicable to you. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1137 I've always had a fear of flying. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1138 Funny meeting you here. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1139 Talk about a "bad air" day! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1140 Either bathroom is fine. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1141 Just believe you're underwater and you'll be fine. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1142 This is the future that liberals want. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1143 One of us is living alternative facts. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1144 Long time no see. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1145 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. Maybe it's birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1146 Consider me an alternative fish. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1147 Remember, we are flying the friendly skies! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1148 I’m not flighty, I’m just not sure our species can survive a long-distance relationship. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1149 Wow! I guess sea level rise is not a hoax! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1150 It won't work. Birds gotta fly; fish gotta swim. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1151 A little fresh air, you'll be right as rain. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1152 One of us has made a terrible mistake. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1153 One of us is out of their element. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1154 Didn't expect to run into you here. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1155 As a matter of fact I love worms! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1156 Our children will be flying fish. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1157 I thought you were a metaphor. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1158 I was tired of being pigeonholed. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1159 This whole long-distance thing just isn't working for me. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1160 You know, birds started out as fish, so be patient. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1161 Holly moly! One of us must be very high! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1162 um excuse me, I identify as a fish. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1163 Well, we can agree it's not a solid. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1164 Any place around here where you can get a decent plate of worms? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1165 Your leap first struck me as quantum. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1166 When they go low, you go high. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1167 No, I use lungs. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1168 You could have knocked me over with a feather. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1169 Want to sign up for Twitter? We're now expanding underwater! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1170 We can't both be right. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1171 So, what time do you get out of school? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1172 Your flying is impressive, but where's your landing gear? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1173 Well aren't you a breath of fresh air! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1174 Are you here for the diversity training? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1175 I’ve always believed in global warming, but I had no idea it would advance so quickly! 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1176 Wait -- am I diving bird, or are you a flying fish? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1177 You need to get out more. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1178 The humidity here is beastly. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1179 And of all the gin joints in the world, she swam into mine. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1180 Ever heard of Charles Darwin? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1181 If they find out we're talking it'll be all over CNN. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1182 So did you see the pigs fly past just now? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1183 But this IS water! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1184 I'm a fiscal bird, but a social fish. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1185 One of us is profoundly exceptional. The other, not so much. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1186 The character is the thing...it doesn't matter what medium you're in. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1187 Wow, you don't look anything like your profile. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1188 One of us needs to go to rehab. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1189 Please don't try that "fish outta water" line here. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1190 I'll just tell my parents you're an alternative bird. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1191 Did you get my tweet? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1192 I'm a little out of my element. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1193 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1194 No, I haven't read Infinite Jest... But I love his Kenyon commencement speech! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1195 Hi! AncestryDNA says we're related. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1196 Wanna go fly fishing? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1197 I'm visiting distant cousins. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1198 I thought there were other fish in the sea. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1199 We need a little context here. Are you flying or am I swimming? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1200 You made a HUGE mistake-you are a fish out of water! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1201 You need to upgrade those wings. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1202 No, I haven't seen plenty more up here either. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1203 My great, great grandfather didn't have gills! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1204 Well I will be damn, fish do fly 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1205 We have to start over. They still believe in gravity, but not in climate change. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1206 Now all we need is something catchy like "surf 'n turf". 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1207 A full time job is out of the question. You'd be like a fish out of water. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1208 Fire and earth texted, they'll be late, 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1209 How did you know I was new around here? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1210 Can I have your bicycle now? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1211 It's not much cleaner up here, mate. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1212 One of us is terribly misplaced. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1213 Go back to school. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1214 So, how long you up for? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1215 What, you've never been catfished before? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1216 I'd say you're a fish out of water. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1217 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1218 Are you sure you are not a catfish? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1219 I guess this is what you call a happy medium. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1220 Wow, climate change really is moving faster than expected! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1221 I am not a fly by night, but you are sure a fish out of water. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1222 Sorry, but it's bird gotta fly, fish gotta fry. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1223 One of us is in for a rude awakening 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1224 If one of us was wearing a hat this would be a really weird dream. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1225 All my friends told me I was getting catfished. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1226 Well, one of us is wrong, and it ain't me. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1227 Jesus? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1228 You're not out of the woods yet. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1229 Maybe it's YOU who's being unconventional. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1230 Evolution has given me so much more freedom 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1231 Let's just agree to disagree. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1232 I'll be the wind beneath your scales. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1233 There is no underlying reality. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1234 Did you see a pink pig fly by recently? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1235 My wife drinks to much. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1236 You've evolved! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1237 I identify as fish 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1238 Yes I'm a carrier pigeon, but no I can't carry you. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1239 Why don't you grow a pair! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1240 You've got it wrong! It's BIRDS gotta fly. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1241 I'm out of my element. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1242 Am I dead, or am I tripping? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1243 I am hoping to get into your school 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1244 I won't let you down. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1245 Marry me! We'll have a wild life! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1246 Oh my! You're a few million years ahead of schedule! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1247 Leggo my tongue." "Stay very still( Grrrr, slobber). Nobody (grrrr, slobber) is coming to help you. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1248 OK, you're off the hook. Lent is over. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1249 No, I'm pretty sure it's "Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly." 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1250 I dropped a worm. Have you seen it? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1251 So, Charlie, you wish that you had never been born? I'm Sebastian and since I already have wings I'm trying to earn my gills. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1252 But the sky's the limit when you're a fish out of water. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1253 I think you are in my flight path! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1254 Actually, the water isn't as cold as I thought it would be. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1255 You're not a "cat" fish, are you ? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1256 Funny, I was about to ask you the same question! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1257 Five minutes of speed dating and we established we both like worms! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1258 I don't really see a future together. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1259 Turns out, birds don't gotta fly. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1260 I heard that there are some old statues down here. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1261 Are you my perch? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1262 How are you at statue sitting? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1263 We've gotta stop meeting each other like this 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1264 I overslept. Got any worms? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1265 Alternative fly? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1266 I beg to differ. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1267 My Bubbles keep coming out the wrong end 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1268 Either something is fishy or I am for the birds. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1269 No worries. A few more billion years, and you'll look like me. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1270 You're going to fall and break into Pisces. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1271 Oh, so you're OK with flying fish, but you object to swimming birds? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1272 I hate to have to tell you, but the air is just as bad as the water. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1273 The lyrics ain't birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1274 Show me good places to swim an I'll describe places I've flown. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1275 ...and don't ever let anyone try to pigeon hole you. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1276 ...and then I said, "Yes I CAN!!" 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1277 This relationship is over. You're suffocating me. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1278 Didn't you learn anything in your school? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1279 I bet we end up as part of the same hot dog. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1280 But Darling, where would our kids go to school? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1281 OK. OK. You were right. I should have believe in the reality of Global Warming. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1282 Yes I love you, but as Tevye says, "a bird may love a fish, but where would they build a home together?" 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1283 Surely, you can at least agree, one of us is in the wrong medium. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1284 It must be global warming. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1285 Have you ever heard of M. C. Escher? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1286 So, a priest, a rabbi and me went into a bar... 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1287 I love you too, but where will we live? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1288 No, you got it wrong. It's fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1289 Ok, but if you see a hawk - DIVE! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1290 I would say it's going swimmingly! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1291 So, what's it like being a fish out of water? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1292 No, I’m pretty sure it’s “Fish gotta swim, BIRDS gotta fly.” 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1293 One of us is all wet 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1294 This bird's telling you, it's Friday in Lent, so watch out." 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1295 You knew what this was. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1296 You should get your swim bladder checked out—you're a little too buoyant. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1297 I can tell by your accent that you're not from around here. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1298 Tell me about it. I was once catfished by a turkey vulture! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1299 I bet you can't wait for Lent to be over. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1300 sure, you can fly like a pigeon, but can you sh!t like one? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1301 Wanna walk into a bar with me? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1302 Why yes, I am going north. Care to join me? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1303 Is "fish out of water" to cliche'? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1304 I like what you've done with your plumage. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1305 Want to do some "fly fishing" ? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1306 No, it doesn't count. I said when pigs fly. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1307 No tanks. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1308 It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark. Here's a shot of Angels' Mike Trout and Yankees' Greg Bird sharing a pre-game conversation. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1309 I'm thinking this global warming thing could be good for our relationship. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1310 Well, one of us is going to have to change. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1311 Same as nautical,you pass on the right. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1312 So, is it true that worms just appear out of the blue? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1313 Let's chat. I prefer birds of a different feather. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1314 I think one of us needs to evolve...quickly. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1315 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1316 I used to be a shore bird. Not anymore. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1317 Yes, this is what happens when the EPA budget gets slashed. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1318 You won't get caught up here but wait till hunting season opens. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1319 Then one day, I had enough of stale bread. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1320 Okay, let's just say the first one to start gasping for air gets mouth to mouth from the other. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1321 Did you see a pig go by? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1322 For a fish out of water, you're flying pret-ty high my friend... 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1323 You look different than your profile picture. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1324 — Sorry, did you say 'dive', or 'dove'? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1325 What's the WiFi password around here? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1326 Try tweeting -- it's the future! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1327 And up there, the worms eat YOU. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1328 Humans just dream about flying. Ha! Amateurs. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1329 My dear, I've been the one to make all the sacrifices. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1330 Well.. this is awkward. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1331 Who says, fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1332 We can only pray Noah forgot the cats. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1333 Sea level rise. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1334 Don't think about it -- just keep flapping. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1335 I love your shoes! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1336 Looks like Darwin was right. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1337 No one told me sea levels would rise this high! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1338 Is this what they meant by alternative facts? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1339 The EPA has created a new death panel. Looks like we're both endangered! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1340 You got some of that Red Bull left? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1341 I am an EPA refugee. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1342 Take me to your leader. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1343 Well, we do have something in common . Worms. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1344 Then I realized, I'm just a fish in a bird's body. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1345 You could really use a bird bath! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1346 I'm keeping a low profile after that tweet. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1347 And then, the Queen of Climate Denial said..... 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1348 And then my GPS says Follow Detour! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1349 Humans are great. They give me more trash than I could possibly eat, and they are making Lower Manhattan accessible for you without even being asked. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1350 Honestly, I feel like the fish out of water here. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1351 Honey, do you think that the cold medicine I took this morning was expired? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1352 So you're literally a flying fish. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1353 Keep practicing! In about 20 million years you may have evolved wings. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1354 The sushi last night was to die for! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1355 Sorry, Harv, your camouflage won't fly. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1356 Tweet? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1357 I got punked, I thought they said, see a fish fry. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1358 Yeah, after having to breathe in that smog all the time I decided to learn how to breathe underwater. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1359 Quick, while the taxidermist isn't looking! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1360 Turns out it wasn't a Chinese hoax. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1361 Checked your GPS navigation system for glitches lately? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1362 Just call me Sulley. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1363 You have to admit something's a little fishy about our relationship 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1364 But I don't want another fish in the sea! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1365 Hold that thought; I have find a statue. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1366 Nice to know our borders are always open. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1367 Do you want to school or flock today? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1368 How "bout I get all the worms with no strings attached? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1369 the humidity must be off the scale! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1370 Diverted by the EPA roadblock, eh? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1371 WOW! What was in that brownie that human just fed me ? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1372 They keep telling me to fly. Well, dammit, I'm tired of being pigeon-holed. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1373 Are you a pilot fish? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1374 I'm sorry about your wings. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1375 Escher sent me. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1376 What kind of bird are you if you can't sing? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1377 Wait, what? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1378 Sorry. My mistake. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1379 So I decided to leave everything behind and pursue that 'common ancestor' legend. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1380 Either you're a fish out of water, or I'm in over my head. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1381 Don't you feel like a fish out of water? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1382 I knew the sea levels would rise, but this is ridiculous! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1383 Worms, you say. I adore worms! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1384 Hello. You must be today's alternative fact. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1385 Hold that pose. Escher is on his way. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1386 Did climate change happen that fast? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1387 "Do you ever feel like a fish out of water"? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1388 I heard there's a big blue seed here? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1389 I'm so sorry to tell you this my scaly friend, but you will never have a bird's eye view. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1390 Need a bicycle? 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1391 Say, did't we meet in an Escher painting? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1392 Technically I'm a dinosaur. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1393 Which of us is the metaphor for Trump? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1394 Should I worry about catfish? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1395 Fish gotta swim; Birds gotta fly. I see no wings, so you gonna die. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1396 Flying has just gotten too cumbersome since 9/11. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1397 Are you going to be at the family reunion? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1398 Lemme guess--you're a Pisces! 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1399 My parents say I can't marry outside of the faith. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1400 They said Fish Fry, not Fly! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1401 one of us must be dead 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1402 Don't worry, with your swimming and my flying, we can cross any border! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1403 You gotta swim. I gotta fly. It'll never work. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1404 Go back. Evolution is a disaster. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1405 What did the pigeon tell the fish? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1406 I only have a few more seconds, so here's the scoop on Trump and clean water... 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1407 The organization of the Anti-Cat club was very challenging to organize, and even then not truly productive. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1408 At least, I don't get hooked on worms. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1409 Guess the President isn't the only one who's in over his head. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1410 Are you from the swamp? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1411 Once I tried it I got hooked. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1412 I'm telling you--your safe. All of my insider polling contacts down south say there's no way an orange cartoon fish named Nemo is going to win. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1413 Lemme tell you - there are plenty other fish in the sea! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1414 Hey! Haven't you heard of the glass ceiling? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1415 So are you flying or am I swimming? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1416 I didn't think sea level rise would be so sudden. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1417 One of us is in the wrong neighborhood. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1418 Are you my mom? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1419 People tried to catch you? We poop on them from up here! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1420 Can I interest you in a bicycle? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1421 Hi! Ever feel like 'a fish outta water'? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1422 So how come you never blink? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1423 If you stop saying "something smells fishy" I'll quit using you have been "pigeon holed"! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1424 That sounds like just another fish story to me. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1425 Seems fishy, but don't pigeonhole me! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1426 Uh, yeah. You are. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1427 I'll bet the paleontologists who uncover us will be shaking their heads. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1428 I know that I have no sense of direction but this is ridiculous. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1429 Alternatively, we're both squirrels. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1430 I know this can't end well, but something draws me to you. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1431 At long last we meet: you, me, and the chicken of the sea. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1432 I moved back home because I could not survive in a world with alternative temperatures. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1433 I don't know how to break this to you...... 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1434 I'm just saying, you need to evolve! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1435 Heard any good cliches lately? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1436 Well, it's not like the elephants and donkeys have it all figured out, either.... 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1437 That's funny, we don't have a word for 'air'! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1438 What's somebody like you doing in a place like this? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1439 My therapist said there were plenty of fish in the sea 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1440 I see that you've met Mr. Escher. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1441 Stay away from my worms. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1442 I guess we're both fish AND fowl. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1443 My therapist said to try putting myself in someone else's wings... 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1444 Can we just air our differences? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1445 I've escaped my bubble. Now what? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1446 Hi,I have a message for a Mr.Thomas T. Tuna 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1447 It's true! Worms everywhere, and no hooks. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1448 What do you mean you've met someone who better understands your needs? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1449 Aren't you on the no-fly list? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1450 Wow! I've never seen one this close before! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1451 I'm game if you are. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1452 We need to stop meeting like this 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1453 We've got to stop meeting like this. My husband is getting suspicious. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1454 I think there is something wrong with this picture. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1455 No, it's birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1456 It's high time you learn about the birds and the seas. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1457 I hate this dream. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1458 It's not intolerance; you really don't belong here. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1459 Who would have guessed that it was so easy to adapt to climate change? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1460 It's a hoax. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1461 Wait. Are you flying or am I swimming? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1462 I know Trump is president, but I thought the saying was "when PIGS fly"... 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1463 CRISPR -- Clustered regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1464 When I saw Schrodinger's cat I thought I'd seen everything. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1465 I could have sworn you were a flying fish from your profile pic. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1466 Global warming has changed things for everyone. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1467 Welcome to M. C. Escher for Dummies. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1468 Is 'reconciliation' really possible? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1469 No silly, Lent is for fish FRYing. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1470 Are you one of those fish out of water? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1471 Which one of us is lost? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1472 Well, I've had not luck on finding a mate on Nest.com so decided to check out Finder. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1473 Evolutionarily speaking, you have a lot to look forward to. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1474 Hey! You! Get off of my cloud! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1475 "Is it wetter underwater when it rains"? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1476 One of us has a problem.... 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1477 It's a different shade of blue down here. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1478 Hi, I'm from Amazon. Is that your delivery slot? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1479 I said, "Swim up stream, not follow your dream!" 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1480 They told me to expect a pig. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1481 One of us has been listening to too much fake news. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1482 This appears to be an alternative fact. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1483 I don't see many flying fish at this altitude. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1484 Guess we'll know when he's done. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1485 No, no. I'm right, you're wrong. Think back, did you swim over a waterfall recently? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1486 Did your ever hear a "fish story" that wasn't "for the birds"? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1487 I'm being deported to Mexico. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1488 That’s just an urban legend. I’ve never once eaten a worm with a hook in it. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1489 Relax, eHarmony.com said we're 97% compatible! 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1490 I really mean it. Fancy seeing you here. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1491 Yes birds do it and bees do it but there's nothing about fish. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1492 Where's Escher when we need him? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1493 No, no, I'm phishing, NOT fishing! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1494 I'm not so much Pro Choice as I am Pro Eating Your Young. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1495 Just flap your fins harder. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1496 I'm a pescatari...Oh, never mind. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1497 One of us is lost! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1498 No worries; in ten million years we'll merge! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1499 We're looking to expand in your area. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1500 How would I know what the fish said to the Pigeon? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1501 Global warming? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1502 Is this the deep south? 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
1503 As it turns out, birds don't got to fly. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1504 I fly here. What's your excuse? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1505 Sure. And pigs can fly. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1506 Oh, honey there's the whole climbing up on to the land and lizardy bit before you get to this. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1507 I didn't realize that the ceiling pressure was so high! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1508 Evolution is wonderful. You ought to try it. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1509 I'm really hoping this is a dream. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1510 Well, we could just text. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1511 I thought it was kind of humid today 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1512 You seem like a fish out of water. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1513 I think you're wrong; it's 'fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly.' 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1514 Umm, I think one of us is in the wrong element 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1515 One of us is in trouble! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1516 I was here first. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1517 No. We were discussing fly fishing. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1518 Whadda say we just call it a draw. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1519 I hope you're a flying fish! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1520 One of us is like the proverbial fish out of water! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1521 You misunderstood, Pike. The expression is "when pigs fly." 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1522 I choked to death on a piece of stale pretzel, what happened to you? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1523 Please tell me you're a flying fish. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1524 My name is fowl. What's yours? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1525 Anything is possible in a cartoon. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1526 I heard "flying fish" and I thought why not? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1527 You say tomaaaayto, I say tomahhhhto. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1528 All I knew of the world was the Klembach's fish tank next to my birdcage. When I broke out, it seems natural to come here. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1529 I don't think we met before 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1530 When they said Flying Fish I never thought they were serious 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1531 Hmmmm...you look different than your profile picture. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1532 Only stool pigeons swim with the fishes. Now, what else would you like to know? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1533 Fly fishing season already? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1534 Okay which one of us is in the wrong place? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1535 I'm just trying this out 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1536 Are you sure the NSA can't hear us? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1537 And all you had to do was believe?? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1538 This dream again? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1539 I know it sounds crazy...we can call it a flying fish. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1540 I moved down here to get into a good school. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1541 Trade you a tweet for a snap? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1542 Climate change, I guess. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1543 It's Diversity Day! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1544 Your dating profile also said you lifted weights. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1545 ...and pigs can fly... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1546 'Fish got to swim, birds got to fly.' Seriously? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1547 It won't work. I'm a Republican. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1548 I'm practicing for the future. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1549 flying fish or swimming bird? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1550 You call those wings? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1551 All we need now is a bicycle! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1552 I'm preparing for the new EPA regs. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1553 I'm like a fish out of water. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1554 Out of your element or out of your mind. It's all relative. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1555 I bet you use Apple Maps! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1556 One of us is a fish out of water - and it's not me. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1557 No one is ever going to believe us. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1558 It just wasn't meant to be 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1559 So, down here eating worms can be dangerous? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1560 Hey! You're out of your league! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1561 Oh No, No, the phrase goes "Birds gotta fly, Fish gotta swim"-- 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1562 Which way to Albuquerque? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1563 No, I'm not a duck. One of us is in serious trouble. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1564 "Good News!" The annoying pop-up on this page informing readers that registration for the cartoon contest and subscriptions has merged won't disappear-- keeping me from creating a decent caption, or at least that's my excuse this week. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1565 Watered down version , or a lot of hot air ? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1566 So you heard about the EPA cuts too then? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1567 If you're heading to hell, it's frozen over. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1568 It's supposed to be the birds and the bees. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1569 Let's grab a worm and catch up. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1570 I'm not sure I can enter the New Yorker cartoon caption contest anymore. You? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1571 Which boxes did you check for e-Harmony? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1572 Yeah, I did lie on Match.com and put down I was a bird. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1573 Nope, Pigs can't fly, yet. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1574 Are you a flying fish? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1575 As a transgender bird, which bathroom do you use? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1576 ... all I'm saying is one of us is out of their element. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1577 Where's the Beef? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1578 "Let me guess -- Airbnb? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1579 I'm looking for the flying fish me that rear-ended me yesterday. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1580 Time to migrate…to another planet. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1581 I've heard about you but I never thought you really existed. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1582 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly - let's call the whole thing off. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1583 I could have sworn I swiped left. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1584 No, it's fish gotta SWIM, birds gotta FLY. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1585 If pigs can fly, why not fish too? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1586 It takes a while 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1587 I talked. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1588 The funds for reality were reappropriated to build the border wall. Now this is happening. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1589 Hey there! You remember which way is up? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1590 One of us is just out of our element! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1591 I'm "The Pigeon of the Sea!" 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1592 Crazy weather we're having. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1593 Funny meeting you here. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1594 You might be able to get an H1N1 visa. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1595 The medium IS the message! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1596 How do you know we're underwater? Maybe we're in the sky and the joke's on you. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1597 Other than the tax advantage, who cares if our marriage would be legal? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1598 I've lost my scuba gear. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1599 No, It's fish gotta' swim and birds gotta' fly. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1600 What part of "fish out of water" don't you get? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1601 You're a helium balloon? You sure? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1602 Pinch me. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1603 Now that we are engaged, where will we build our home together? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1604 How's climate change treating you? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1605 One of us is going to start gasping soon. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1606 I wanted to see how the other half live. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1607 just don't look down! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1608 Bad news, you are the fresh catch of the day. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1609 We haven't worked together since God knows when, right? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1610 One of us is going to be in trouble in the next 5 minutes. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1611 Go flap yourself. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1612 Hey, I'm answering an open call for models today from a guy named Escher. Wanna come? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1613 Somehow, I'm not surprised 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1614 One of us seems destined for disappointment. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1615 One of us must be dreaming. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1616 What makes you think you're being surveilled? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1617 So, are you like a flying fish, or what? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1618 Look here, it's just physics, man! Birds do it, bees do it, fish just aren't part of the equation! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1619 I see it in your eyes. You're high! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1620 Which one of us is dreaming? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1621 Why can't we just take it slow? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1622 Stay right there. I've got M.C. Escher on his way. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1623 Shotgun season... I needed a place to hide. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1624 The rents were getting sky-high in my old neighborhood. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1625 Are we in an Op-Ed cartoon about global warming? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1626 Don't you look like a fish out of water. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1627 Explain this upstream to spawn thing again 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1628 Stay where you are evolution is not that great! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1629 Big deal, but can you chirp? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1630 For a "fish out of water", Charlie, suggest you take advantage of the slipstream. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1631 What are you doing here?" "No, what are you doing here?! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1632 Trick or treat. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1633 I've taken a class in diving. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1634 I've taken up fly fishing. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1635 I hear you get hooked on the food here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1636 Pisces? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1637 But I taught you how to fly two hours ago! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1638 Does this mean, you don't gotta love one man til you die? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1639 Where's the rest of your school spending Spring Break? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1640 Where I come from perch is a verb. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1641 Come here often? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1642 We've just grown apart over the past few epochs. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1643 Are you in the air or am I in the water? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1644 Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1645 Somebody's gotta humor those fly fishing idiots. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1646 I never thought we meet again. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1647 Can you believe Trump is president? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1648 Am I swimming or are you flying? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1649 I'm looking for a new school. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1650 You might consider alternative air. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1651 Climate change? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1652 Should we address the elephant in the room? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1653 The early bird meets the early fish in search of the same worm. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1654 Are you that 4-letter F-word? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1655 Did someone say'fish or fowl'? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1656 Boy, is it humid out here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1657 Are you the anomaly, or is it me? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1658 Well, we may need to home school the kids. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1659 You know a guy named Escher? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1660 "Pardon me if I'm speaking to you out of school."' 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1661 Pass on my left!!! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1662 I said "I'll go to a fish fry when pigs fly!" 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1663 I thought it was birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1664 Hey> It's birds gotta fly: fish gotta SWIM. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1665 Just breathe, and believe! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1666 A penny for your thoughts on global warming? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1667 Fish or fowl? I eschew labels. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1668 Geez, you make me feel like a fish out of water. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1669 We're diverse and inclusive, but are we sustainable? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1670 I knew fish gotta swim, but why oh why do I? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1671 I’ve got an urgent message for the King Tuna 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1672 Something's not fishy here... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1673 No, I said when pigs fly 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1674 And then it goes, "I gotta love one man 'til I die..." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1675 One of us is making a big mistake. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1676 If I can swim, why can't you fly? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1677 I think the GPS malfuunctioned 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1678 birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly? let's call the whole thing off. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1679 We have to learn how to tweet! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1680 I'm just looking for a school that will accept me 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1681 Did you ever read that David Foster Wallace speech? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1682 With this indistinct background, I can't tell which of us is out of context. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1683 It's all in the wrist. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1684 Poor choice of words, I meant to say I'm sure you'll find someone. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1685 Keep me informed on the happenings below, and if I see anything new, I"ll send you a TWEET! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1686 It's polluted up here also. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1687 Who were they referring to when they said we were 'neither fish nor fowl'? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1688 Did you hear the one about the bird who tried to swim under water? He was "schooled" by the fish. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1689 good for you, It's always good to break out of your comfort zone now and again. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1690 Hey, you skipped the crawling up on to the land part 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1691 Don't worry -- you'll figure it out in about a hundred million years. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1692 Drop the worm and no one gets hurt. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1693 Fish out of water, right? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1694 Oh Dear!! ...Fukushima??? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1695 Good thing we were both forced to take Cat. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1696 I’m early. So where is this worm I keep hearing about? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1697 Bees? I'll tell ya 'bout the bees! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1698 Alright, so it wasn't a hoax. Don't look so smug. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1699 You're supposed to be a donkey! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1700 Logic doesn't matter anymore. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1701 Charlie? Charlie the tuna? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1702 Trust me, you don't want to go up there. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1703 I'm pretty sure David Foster Wallace meant it as an allegory. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1704 One of us is out of water. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1705 Our encounter here makes more sense than the Trump presidency. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1706 You're in the wrong place. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1707 There's something fishy about this ... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1708 Wow! You really are a fish out of water. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1709 We don't consider it a wall. It's more of a surface! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1710 I love these dreams when I'm swimming! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1711 Muggy, isn't it? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1712 The air isn't so fresh down here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1713 Up ahead. Hook with worm. Ignore it. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1714 Ok, I think Amazon has taken this drone delivery thing too far. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1715 Lesson 1: aim for the windshields. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1716 One or the other of us is living in a world of alternative facts. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1717 Humid enough for ya? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1718 One of us is like a fish out of water. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1719 If we fool around, who knows, a flying fish? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1720 Let's arm wrestle 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1721 Which way to Mt. Ararat? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1722 I know that you’re out of your element, but listen, we do this for a good cause: to put an end to stereotyping. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1723 Pretty humid today, huh? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1724 This can only be happening because of global warming 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1725 That's incredible, I just came from the land down-under! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1726 I'd like to keep this strictly casual. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1727 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1728 ”Welcome to limbo. With Wildlife Protection Act revoked our wildlife environment left with it. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1729 Your profile did say "Wet & Wild". 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1730 Don't look so surprised! I came out yesterday as Salmon. Now tell me again about that spawning stuff! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1731 According to my advisors, the top experts in their field, you're the one who's in the wrong place. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1732 Our world's are not so different after all. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1733 Sorry if the truth hurts, but you are a fish out of water. And it doesn't fly. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1734 The White House says we're both birds, and they'll be no negative consequences from this change. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1735 Junior's report card says he's neither fish nor fowl 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1736 Take my advice and swim south. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1737 Really? You've never been high?! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1738 Wow! The new E.P.A. is something else, Huh? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1739 As Elizabeth Bishop said ..."a fish and a bird may ...fall in love, but... ?" 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1740 whatever you do, don't look down. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1741 "I've heard of a fish fry, but not a fish fly!" Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1742 Tell Jesus I'd prefer the loaves. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1743 Don't worry, some smart guy will figure this out. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1744 Yes, my parents are okay with us 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1745 Here's a tweet for ya-one of us is in serious trouble. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1746 A pigeon slur? That's a hoot coming from a species of fish called crappy. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1747 Flying Fish, Swimming Bird and we like worms. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1748 You must be my sole mate! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1749 So there was this thing called the E.P.A.... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1750 Hold that thought I'll be right back. I need a little air. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1751 I told you, with a little practice, anything is possible. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1752 You're a fish out of water. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1753 Let's start a flying school! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1754 They say you are what you eat! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1755 Then one day, I just said to myself, 'I don't gotta fly.' 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1756 Seen Neither? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1757 Have you ever felt like a fish out of water? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1758 This medium has no message. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1759 'but can you sing?' 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1760 When are you going to learn to use the GPS? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1761 The parrot fish? He flew that way... 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1762 Please God, let it be a flying fish. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1763 Quite a humid day, isn't it? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1764 My buddy told me that the worms taste better down here. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1765 We're living in an alternate world these days. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1766 I was raised by penguins 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1767 I've been high for too long. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1768 It's called adaptation. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1769 Skip terra firma, it's a disaster anymore. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1770 'Swimming against the tide, huh?' 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1771 I know you will forget this in 9 seconds, but I can swim under water but YOU can't fly. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1772 I'm pretty sure you took a wrong turn at the meniscus. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1773 I'm leaving you. You're suffocating me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1774 Sparkling or still? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1775 What's worse, bird brain, or fish face? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1776 Okay... let's compromise 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1777 Think of it this way; we look at life differently but we both made it to the New Yorker! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1778 I'm calling this "Under Swan Lake." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1779 You're wrong. It's air. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1780 They told me fish gotta swim, and bird gotta fly. I had to ask myself, why? Why? Why? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1781 One wrong turn. This is crazy. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1782 NO. NO. Fish got to swim. Birds get to fly. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1783 Well this is a tern in the right direction! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1784 I've heard about flying fish, but this is ridiculous. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1785 You'll fit right in if you aim for the cars. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1786 One of us it totally screwed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1787 How do we communicate again? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1788 Sorry, but we're not compatible. I'm left-wing and you're floundering. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1789 Could you please direct me to Mount Ararat 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1790 "Are you flying or am I swimming" ? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1791 Look, there's more to being a bird than just flying. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1792 It just can't work; you bite for anything, hook, line and sinker, and I'm way too flighty. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1793 How long can you hold your breath? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1794 Stupid GPS - sorry. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1795 I think a second date is not gonna work for me. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1796 Our plans are either up in the air or underwater. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1797 Stop me if you've heard this one. A bird and a fish walk into a bar and.... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1798 Love knows no distance. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1799 Love at first flight. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1800 Depending on how the backups filled in, one of us is screwed. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1801 I believe in magnetic pole reversal but not climate change. How about you? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1802 "Heaven"? "Yes". "Damn, dam 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1803 This relationship will never evolve into anything! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1804 So, you're telling me I'm dead? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1805 I'm a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1806 ... with two kids and a white picket fence. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1807 No really, your mother and I were at school together. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1808 Are you trying to divert my attention from the real issue here? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1809 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST PROPAGANDA THAT THE WATER LEVELS WERE RECEDING. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1810 donny, you are out of your element 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1811 I think one of us is lost. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1812 Neither of us should be here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1813 Thank you I've been looking all day for a perch. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1814 Better to be the big duck in a small pond. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1815 Wait 'til you hear what Trump tweeted this week. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1816 I didn't realize you Haddock pair of wings. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1817 Oh and if you know what's good for you, avoid the worms. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1818 Well, one of us is broken 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1819 Sorry I don't swim that way 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1820 Hey, don't you know it's fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly?! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1821 I am singing! Get some ears! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1822 Don't mind me. I'm just the messenger. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1823 Yeah, it HAS been kinda humid lately 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1824 are you Cod? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1825 You didn't mention in your profile the you're Jewish. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1826 I thought it was bird seed. Are you flying with me or am I swimming with you? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1827 Donald Trump is President. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1828 Cast aside your doubts, silly! We're totally made for each other. Have you never seen an Escher? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1829 What do you mean, you didn't know birds could swim underwater. I didn't know fish could fly. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1830 That was a penguin. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1831 behold, I can swim better than you!! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1832 The message is..."you're late for school". 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1833 Got a worm on ya? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1834 sometimes i don't know up from down. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1835 Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea, but there's even more of me in NYC. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1836 Did you hear the cow jumped over the moon? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1837 I believe you've taken a wrong turn. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1838 You wouldn't happen to know a good fish restaurant I could scavenge? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1839 Let's go freak out a surrealist! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1840 This fish to fowl thing is getting too obvious. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1841 Ha! I can swim and fly! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1842 Why should chicken of the sea get all the good press? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1843 Anyone can sing! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1844 Grandma?! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1845 How's that "living outside your bubble" thing going for you? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1846 You seem like an awfully good red herring. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1847 This just isn't working out. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1848 Yeah... have you heard the one about "when pigs fly"? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1849 So how are the worms in this place? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1850 I told you that I would be back after a lot of changes and a few million years. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1851 Climate change makes strange bedfellows. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1852 Where do you stand in the food chain? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1853 Clearly, one of us is wrong! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1854 I've been really underwater since I decided to invest in those Florida condos. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1855 Just be patient, two million years ago I was in your shoes too. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1856 I don't know who has the right-of-way. It's the first time for me, too. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1857 If I say yes, where will we live, my place or yours? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1858 But which bathroom would our kids use? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1859 Blessed art thou among fishes. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1860 I thought the early bird got the worm. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1861 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1862 Have you seen an submarine,I have a important message. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1863 Don't swim that way man! I flew over, the EPA is dumping all over the lake. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1864 So one day you woke up and realized you just hadn't been trying hard enough? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1865 Have you seen my worm? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1866 Obviously you got the lyrics wrong,it's,'BIRDS got to swim,FISH got to fly'. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1867 OK, so on CO2 we agree to disagree. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1868 First of all, you're not even supposed to be up here; and secondly, don't even think about catching that early worm. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1869 I think I'm out of my element 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1870 I don't think we are supposed to flock together. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1871 Your feathers need fluffing. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1872 Oh Bob, it's not you. It's me. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1873 Look at you, you're like a fish out of water--I mean, LITERALLY! Or maybe I should say ironically. I dunno, I could never get those two things straight. But anyway--you're like a fish out of water! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1874 Try clicking your fins together while saying there's no place like home. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1875 I think we should stop meeting like this. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1876 I hope one of us is having a dream. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1877 Honey, it doesn't matter. With the EPA budget cuts either home we choose is doomed. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1878 My mom said I have to stop seeing you. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1879 Just think, in two or three hundred thousand years we'll have fingers. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1880 I've heard there's worms down here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1881 Thought I'd get a jump start on sea level rise. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1882 One of us is in big big trouble. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1883 After the breakup, I thought we agreed - the ocean is mine! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1884 I may be all wet, but this whole thing looks pretty fishy to me. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1885 I think bird watching is beyond your comfort zone. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1886 Yoda hacked my GPS too! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1887 You're so right. Environmental protection is a bipartisan issue. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1888 May I borrow your bicycle? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1889 I was born a fish, so the law in this state says I must still use this environment. Even though I have been transitioned. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1890 I see you are skipping school 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1891 The fish looked upon thousands of years of evolution, and quite frankly was not impressed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1892 There's something fishy here. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1893 And then she told me, "Go jump in the lake!" 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1894 Yes I am fly fishing. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1895 This may seem cliche, but you are really a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1896 The whole school is saying I'm adopted." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1897 Free worms! What's the catch? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1898 Would you like to come up to my place for a drink? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1899 When is this M.C. Escher guy gonna pay us royalties? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1900 You're a Pisces?! This probably isn't going to work out. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1901 Don’t worry, I only eat stale bread. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1902 One of us it totally screwed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1903 The origin story of flying fish, as per my six year old daughter. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1904 We'll definitely need some alternative facts to explain this! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1905 I'm going to love one man till I die 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1906 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1907 Puppy Love Tunnel Vision 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1908 Trust me, it's a good idea you let me get the worm. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1909 Yes, there's a proprietary relationship between us "The Birds", and "The Bees". I'll see what I can do but "The Birds and The Fish" just doesn't sound right. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1910 And so we meet again...Fish. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1911 You're sure the Mormons' genealogical records go back that far. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1912 Alternate facts? Sounds fishy to me. This birdbrain says one of us is as good as dead. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1913 This aquarium has really gone down hill. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1914 Must be something in the air. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1915 You like pieces of old bread too! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1916 Some weirdo in orange was talking nonsense 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1917 I never speak to fish out of water. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1918 And he says, 'you're a fish out of water," so I say, 'no, you're a sitting duck.'" 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1919 We speak the same language: clean air and clean water. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1920 Either you are flying or I am swimming" "I'm so confused 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1921 I didn't get the memo on it being a costume migration. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1922 I know you are, but what am I? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1923 Are you going to the fish fly? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1924 Something must've changed God's mind. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1925 If this cartoon was in color, we'd know who was in the bigger predicament. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1926 Yes, a fish and a fowl can marry, but where will they live ? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1927 Where did you leave your bicycle? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1928 Yeah, I know what you mean. I don't need a bicycle either. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1929 Sorry, I can't. My parents would be upset if I didn't stick to my own species. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1930 This humidity is one for the books 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1931 I was a fish in a past life. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1932 Well, let's just agree to disagree. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1933 Once upon a time, we evolved from a donkey and elephant 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1934 So, dynamite fishing again ? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1935 You never heard the expression "pigeon in water"! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1936 Hey, where's the nearest subway? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1937 My shrink said I had to leave my comfort zone. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1938 Excuse me. I think I might be in the wrong cartoon. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1939 I heard you couldn't get pregnant from having sex underwater. But then how were you conceived? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1940 Fish got to swim and birds got to fly. You out of your element? Or could it be I? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1941 At least one of us has made a very serious mistake. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1942 They did say there were other fish in the sea 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1943 One of us is going to die. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1944 Got wings? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1945 I think that climate change may have something to do with this conundrum. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1946 We've been seeing an influx of pigs up here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1947 At the Animal Games competition, the "Stare Down" finals take place. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1948 Isn't there supposed to be someone between us on this evolution chart? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1949 Yeah, this is my first Gills.4.Gulls hookup too. But I've had good luck with FloundR. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1950 let's make up some sort of fish-bird language 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1951 Climate change is weirder than I thought. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1952 Am I out of my element or is it you? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1953 Is this my dream, or yours? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1954 I can't believe you forgot the clam dip again Carl. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1955 What is this, some kind of joke? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1956 Just say a little birdie told you. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1957 Yeah, my safety school. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1958 Sorry, but I've only got a minute. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1959 Gills, you say? I heard you have stronger Bills down here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1960 The Creation of Adam, c. 1512, first sketch. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1961 We can't keep medium-ing like this! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1962 Yea so what. Lets see you lay an hard shell egg. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1963 Uh oh .. Something's fishy. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1964 Now that's a flight or fight response. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1965 A deconstructed penguin 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1966 If not fish nor fowl, then--nothing. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1967 Nice jump! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1968 I only date minnows. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1969 Any good worms lately? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1970 I'm you in 250 million years. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1971 I think you took a wrong turn. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1972 I've shed my limiting beliefs. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1973 Well, at least one of us has run afoul of the laws of nature. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1974 Don't blame me, it's the new traffic controller. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1975 It's suppose to be the "Birds and the Bees", not "Birds and the Bass"! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1976 Well if this doesn't work out, there are other fish in the sea. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1977 Among the pigeons, I'm considered a bit of a penguin. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1978 I feel like a bird out of air! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1979 I'm vegan, too. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1980 Where I come from, the worms are off the hook. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1981 So, you want me to teach you how to be a flying fish? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1982 So, it's finally happened! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1983 when you go low, we go high. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1984 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1985 Escher sent me. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1986 One of us is definitely out of our element. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1987 You might wanna duck 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1988 Little outta your depth aren'tcha, Don? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1989 This doesn't look too good for one of us 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
1990 So, hey, I always wondered ... why DO fish gotta swim? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1991 No one's ever heard of a homing fish so I'd say your the one who's lost. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1992 Birds gotta fly; fish gotta swim, ahma rite? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1993 Humid, isn't it? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1994 i've heard of a fish out of water but this is ridiculous! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1995 Your insurance only covers air events . 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1996 Nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Pigeon of the Sea. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
1997 Flying fish or not, you're in my flight pattern! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1998 We don't care where you're from. You're welcome here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
1999 Wow. I thought I was just flying through some really bad smog. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2000 This weather is" really" crazy! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2001 Well either you're a flying fish or I'm a drowning pigeon. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2002 This is going to be a tough pill to swallow... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2003 Wanna go make some flying fish? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2004 Yup, the doctor from the subway ad. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2005 I'm gonna love that man ' till I die. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2006 And she said to me, 'That's chicken shit,' so then I knew. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2007 Right! Fish gotta swim, birds gotta FLY! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2008 Some place different, I says. Why not Lake Huron? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2009 I sorta feel like I am the fish out of water here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2010 Dating is always going to a challenge for us. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2011 Yesterday I saw a flying pig. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2012 Aesop will sort this out. It's his nature. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2013 I'm just a fish out of the water! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2014 I've never seen the idiom taken this far! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2015 And all this time, I thought flying fish were a myth! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2016 I KNEW I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2017 M.C. Escher could bring us together. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2018 How do I do it? I get up early! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2019 If you go high, I'll go low. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2020 Your reef or my nest? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2021 My ancestry goes back to the dinosaurs 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2022 It's not impossible, just alternative nature facts. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2023 So... should we call it Figeon or Pish? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2024 I'm just looking for something real, you know? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2025 My God, could be a symbiotic moment. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2026 Birds gotta fly you gotta swim 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2027 Here's the thing. I take the high road and you take the low road. Got it? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2028 Pigs are flying too! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2029 With that attitude you will always be a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2030 This would make much more sense if we were on somebody's wall. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2031 I thought I was early, but I see you got the worm. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2032 For a fish out of water I'd say you're doing surprisingly well! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2033 Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly. This relationship is doomed from the start. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2034 So I don't gotta love the same man til I die? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2035 Sadly, our children will be neither fish nor fowl. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2036 One of us is neither fish nor fowl. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2037 Alright, so it's a bird out of sky story of redemption. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2038 This had better be a dream. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2039 Would you like a glass of air? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2040 My friends think I've been seeing a duck. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2041 donny, you are out of your element 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2042 You can't prove it was climate change, maybe the ocean just decided to rise for no reason. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2043 Well, I've heard of flying fish, but at 1500 feet? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2044 Okay, if you're going to be me we have to get a few things straight. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2045 One of us is in trouble right now. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2046 I seem to have taken a wrong turn... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2047 Does this have to do with global warming? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2048 For one of us, alternative facts have real consequences. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2049 So I take it the fat lady has sung? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2050 OK, you win. "Fish out of water" is worse. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2051 Wow! First pigs, now you?! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2052 What's up? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2053 But can you walk like a duck? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2054 Aren't you out of your element? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2055 Does this make us sisters under the fin? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2056 I'm pitching to Hollywood a bird out of air comedy. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2057 Oh yeah? Maybe YOU'RE the one who's out of his element. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2058 And I always thought flying fish were a myth. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2059 This disproves the the Bigger fish theory. What do we do now? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2060 I've decided to completely change the way I look at my own flight privilege. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2061 You weren't the perch I was looking for. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2062 Pretty soon either you fall or I drown. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2063 One of us is screwed. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2064 One of us is pretty much screwed! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2065 Together we're both. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2066 I identify as neither fish nor fowl. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2067 Being "re-homed" is not what it's cracked up to be. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2068 What am I doing down here? You mean what are you doing up here?! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2069 You are not what I had in mind when I asked for "chicken of the sea" ! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2070 Well, one of us is out of his element. But which one? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2071 Mammals are so overrated. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2072 When did you become a Zen Koan? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2073 Just in passing, I believe you're out of your element. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2074 That's ridiculous! No one thinks that you're a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2075 I hope to leverage this into a car decal deal. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2076 I agree with the first part and the second part. But I don't see why I have to "love one man 'til I die." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2077 Out of your depth? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2078 Which one of us is out of his element? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2079 It feels like the end times out there to me, so why not? 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2080 Was that linguini? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2081 I bring good news! It's Lent! And, Friday! Oops, maybe not for you. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2082 But I hope to settle down someday. How about you? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2083 That's pigeon feed working for Billy Joel as a piano tuna. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2084 Now who seems like a fish out of water? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2085 Really? Who are you to call me cold-blooded? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2086 Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2087 We must run, fly, swim away. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2088 Never seen the fog this thick. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2089 Migrating... and you? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2090 What school did you graduate from? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2091 You didn't just say Tinkerbell, did you? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2092 Don't be alarmed, I'm actually a rat with wings. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2093 Are you kosher? 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2094 My flight was rerouted. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2095 You mean you haven't heard of evolution? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2096 I do believe in the sky is the limit but this is ridiculous. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2097 Let's flock to school. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2098 I'm not surprised -- they said bumblebees couldn't fly either. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2099 Hey good looking, your place or mine? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2100 One of us should definitely stop drinking. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2101 This neighborhood's gotten so gentrified. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2102 I don't want to be pigeonholed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2103 One of us is very confused 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2104 Since when do the fish fly? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2105 Oh, I recognize you. You're that fish out of water! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2106 Meet me half way. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2107 I wouldn't go up there if I were you! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2108 We must have fallen through the same wormhole! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2109 Look what I can do! I stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2110 Birds of a scale must school together. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2111 Stay vegetarian -- a worm can kill you. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2112 So your the other white meat ! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2113 Willing suspension of animation 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2114 I keep finding little white balls that are launched by guys with ugly pants and goofy hats. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2115 You think this is weird? You should see our president. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2116 What the quack are you doing here? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2117 Are you in your element or mine? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2118 One of us is gonna look real stupid in 30 seconds. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2119 No, it goes "fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly". 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2120 I only got up early for the worm 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2121 Yes, I maybe a little flighty but you are totally out of your depth! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2122 Well one of us needs to change 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2123 Flying fish or Divin' Duck?? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2124 Despite global warming I can't leave Times Square. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2125 I figure we're either in the Matrix, or low Earth orbit. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2126 Yeah, we pigeons feel at home pretty much anyplace. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2127 It doesn’t have to make sense – we’re just a cave painting! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2128 They tell me you're an invasive. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2129 Cheep! There's something very fishy going on here! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2130 You say I'm too far south? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2131 Betty de vos wildlife academy. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2132 Are you over or I am I under? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2133 Do you feel that you're in a bubble? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2134 We've both experiences highs and lows, haven't we? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2135 It must be the weed I've eaten... 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2136 Something fishy is going on 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2137 I was expecting a pig. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2138 We've got to find a happy medium. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2139 Yeah, worms are the best! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2140 Can you kindly tell me which way is up? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2141 Well, my name is Earl E. Bird, and I'm telling you, the first worm is MINE. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2142 I love it, but is it always this humid? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2143 We've successfully cut out the middleman. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2144 Now I know what a "I feel like a fish out of water" means. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2145 One of our theories is all wet. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2146 It's a can of worms. They claim we're neither fish nor fowl. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2147 One more anthropomorphic animal and we've got the makings of a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2148 You never stop to ask for directions. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2149 So, have you seen the pig? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2150 One of us got mad skills. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2151 Your resume is excellent, but how are you with heights? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2152 Sure, you can have an office in my west wing. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2153 Always wanted to be a penguin, that's all. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2154 Are you flying high or am I flying low? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2155 Fish out of water? -- or bird out of luck?? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2156 What! You can fly? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2157 I didn't come down to you, global warming brought you up to me. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2158 Is it you or me thats in the wrong environment?? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2159 Is it still, 'Fish gotta swim.....Birds gotta fly...?' 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2160 Is it just me, or is it hard to breathe down here? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2161 And your endgame is what? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2162 Wanna hook up? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2163 I hope you're a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2164 At that point He was getting older and on the fifth day He got a bit confused and once it came out, "let the waters teem with birds." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2165 That does it. I'm returning this darn navigation system. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2166 Go down one flight and take a left at the palm trees. You can't miss it. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2167 I am not able to see the problem from your perspective. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2168 I think you may be too invested in these alternative facts. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2169 If I didn't know any better I'd say something fishey is going on here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2170 You've gone a little too far upstream. 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2171 This looks fishy! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2172 I have over two million brothers and sisters, and not one of them has blue eyes. How could you think I wouldn't figure out I was adopted? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2173 Yeah that's right and I can fly too 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2174 I'm flattered but we already have an arrangement with the bees 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2175 One of us is fake news. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2176 I'm not like that. Some of my best friends are fish. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2177 Something seems a little fishy. Agree? Yes, I would say it's a little fowl. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2178 It's my first time, is this South? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2179 Wait, is this going to be another of your 'Fish out of Water' stories? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2180 I love you, but where will we make our home? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2181 Either I've died and gone to heaven...or you have! 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2182 Have you ever felt like you don't belong? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2183 [insert climate change joke here] 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2184 There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2185 Why do you gotta love one man till you die? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2186 They say swimming is better exercise. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2187 Where is the bathroom? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2188 Just Trump tweeting again 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2189 What's keeping you up these days? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2190 I couldn't find any birds of a feather. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2191 I told you this could only be a one-time thing. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2192 You're calling ME a fish out of water? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2193 Could you help me locate the Bird Man of Atlantis? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2194 Either I'm dreaming or one of us is screwed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2195 You're on the No Fly List too! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2196 (muffled) "The good news is Trump is cuttng back on the E.P.A. and we should be out of this iceberg in no time." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2197 Isn't global warming great? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2198 Over-fished ocean reinforcement reporting for duty, Sir. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2199 Yikes, it's the dream with the fish again. Wake up! Wake up! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2200 One of us is a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2201 This is so surreal. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2202 OK, I'm going to blow your mind; I'm not really swimming, you are flying. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2203 We'll find out if I drown or you fall 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2204 No, we're not birds of a feather, you're a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2205 It's been raining pretty hard, huh? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2206 Can I buy you a drink? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2207 They're water wings. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2208 You've got it all backwards. It's not "birds got to swim, fish got to fly." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2209 This is absurd.Your going the wrong direction. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2210 If you want to swim, just do it. Don't get pigeon holed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2211 If I'm a bird, you're a bird. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2212 Manhattan was becoming overpopulated so I thought I'd give this a whirl. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2213 So, witness protection program or evolutionary steps skipper? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2214 Well, where did you last see your bicycle? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2215 One of us is in the wrong "Element" ! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2216 Twerking only gets you so far, sistah. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2217 Are you new to the neighborhood? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2218 Then he said 'Turducken' and I was like, 'Whaaaaaat?' 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2219 I heard that sea levels are rising, but this is ridiculous. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2220 Face it, you are a fish out of water 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2221 I guess this means one of us is in trouble 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2222 I realize you're just flying to be with me. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2223 We'll let the kids decide if they want to be fish or fowl 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2224 I think I'm lost. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2225 One of us is very lost. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2226 Wow! I guess sea levels really are rising. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2227 Would you mind answering a few questions about a new brand of "Pigeon Safe" tuna? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2228 And I thought Darwin's theory was wrong. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2229 I thought it was fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2230 Resulting adaptation to a mixed-media environment. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2231 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta... "Wait, one of us is doing it wrong." 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2232 I'll get you something for gas. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2233 One of us is dreaming. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2234 Birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2235 Safe to say one of us is going to be out of oxygen pretty soon. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2236 We should order the beef. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2237 Water the chances that I'm dreaming right now? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2238 I'm still in denial about rising sea levels. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2239 So, Are you scared of heights? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2240 I just enrolled in a water aerobics class and I am loving it! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2241 Dating outside our species is hard enough without worrying what Darwin would think. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2242 One of us is in an incredibly wrong place. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2243 One of us is in trouble here. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2244 Compared to Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA, this makes all the sense in the world. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2245 One of us is screwed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2246 Get over it, there are many fish in the sea 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2247 I'm surprised your skin's not all pruney. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2248 But, if I introduce you to my parents, they'll think something's fishy. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2249 Funny, I'm dreaming too. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2250 We shouldn't both be here 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2251 Google Maps 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2252 You really are a fish out of water. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2253 Once again, no common ground. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2254 They are wrong; it really is about both of us. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2255 And I was going to tell you not to look down. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2256 Wait. It's birds gotta fly? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2257 Where's the pig? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2258 That's it, you got it! Just don't look down... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2259 Whoa, look how big you are! What do they call it, diffraction? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2260 Wait, when Escher is done with us this won't look so strange. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2261 Gee, I dunno, Gup... My parents would freak! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2262 Arthur, welcome to heaven. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2263 less popular protein of the sea 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2264 Are you Finnish? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2265 I heard she died lovin' that man of hers. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2266 Are you another flu-induced hallucination? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2267 So, have you seen the pig? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2268 Are you playing hooky? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2269 Sure, I know it's kinky. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2270 You get the crickets, I get the worms. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2271 Sorry Fred, the next worm is mine! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2272 Could you kindly direct me to the Atlantic Flyway? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2273 Someone is tripping! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2274 Staying a step ahead of Trump's evolution ban. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2275 Am I suppose to be out of the water now? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2276 So what do you think of the new EPA regulations? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2277 This is problematic for one of us. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2278 A pleasure meeting you, but I really can't stay very long. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2279 Are you in my dream, or am I in yours? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2280 Pretty sure it was, 'When Pigs Fly', not Fish 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2281 Another disappearance into thin air, I see? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2282 If you were younger, I would have met you for lunch. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2283 See? They dismantle the EPA, and all KINDS of crap starts happening. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2284 Size doesn't matter, just flap 'em fast! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2285 I believe I can fly. I believe that you're gonna di-y-ie. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2286 Wait until you're directly over the car and then let it go. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2287 Look, can we just agree that ONE of us is doing something wrong? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2288 Haven't you heard that perception is the new reality? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2289 Why the long face? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2290 You gotta swim. I wanna swim! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2291 And I thought flying fish was just a myth.. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2292 You look just like your picture. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2293 In the spirit of full disclosure, I've never been able to carry a tuna. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2294 You need to EARN your wings! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2295 Sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water, you know? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2296 It's totally different up here. We poop on schools and eat scraps from their parking lots. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2297 Come fly with me 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2298 These dating sites don't work. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2299 Do you know the way to Mandalay? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2300 Do you see the "GOOD NEWS" pop up over my wing? Do you know you can't close it or move it in order to see the entire cartoon? Do you? Apparently the New Yorker doesn't. Quack. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2301 Wait, am I in the water or are you in the air 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2302 ship you win plane you lose 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2303 What do we do? What do we do? The humans are out to get us! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2304 Do you know of any good birdbaths in the neighborhood? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2305 So, 'homophily' means that birds of a feather flock together. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2306 Flying fish, you always startle me! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2307 Don't tell anyone, but I got here through the witness-protection program. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2308 I think it's time we start seeing other people. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2309 You have to walk before you can fly... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2310 One of us is way out of our element. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2311 New to the student exchange program? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2312 Don't be concerned, climate change is only an alternative fact. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2313 Shouldn't you be in school? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2314 Let's make a flying fish. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2315 Well, I think maybe your crab friends lack perspective on the situation. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2316 If we have kids, they'd be flying fish. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2317 We'll be okay as long as we keep pretending that this isn't the most bizarre situation ever. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2318 If only I was a seagull. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2319 I see the "school choice" initiative is taking off. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2320 Don't they teach the theory of devolution in your school? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2321 I'm an ass man myself. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2322 Junior won't go to school. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2323 Tweeting doesn't work here 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2324 I’m starting to think maybe there’s something to this global warming theory. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2325 Why so eager, pigeon? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2326 It doesn't really matter where we go, I understand that we are both delicious. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2327 It's neither you nor I, but rather something indefinite. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2328 One of us is out of context 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2329 Want to feel like a fish out of water? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2330 I feel like a fish out of water! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2331 Dang. Pigeon mafia got me. Not coo'. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2332 It's "fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly." What are you doing here? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2333 I can't believe they still think climate change is a hoax. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2334 Nice costume man. The other fish are going to freak out. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2335 Wanna swap? You could be the fish of peace. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2336 I said you're a gummy shark not a dummy shark! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2337 It's no more remarkable than being a rat with wings. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2338 No! Sushi is still a thing ("still" in Itlaics" 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2339 You are out of your depth. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2340 I gave up logic for lent. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2341 No - fish gotta swim! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2342 Are you the fish out of water? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2343 One of us is really lost. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2344 I think one of us is in the wrong element. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2345 Want to Netflix and gill? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2346 It would never work out-- our differences go beyond politics. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2347 Crazy weather we're having. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2348 I evolved this way because there used to be something called dry land, before the bipedals messed it up. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2349 If you want to avoid being eaten, try pooping on them 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2350 What are you doing here? What are *you* doing here? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2351 If Scott Pruitt can head EPA then I guess anything is possible. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2352 I'm OK with the swimming and flying demands, but I have to draw the line at needing to love only "one man 'til I die." 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2353 Can't we all get along ? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2354 So that's what I look like! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2355 Fin and feather flock together. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2356 We lied to you. You're not a homely, misfit bird. You're a homely, misfit fish with major-league pecs. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2357 If it's not your or me, what the hell is it? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2358 Carpnado? I like it.... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2359 My name is Gil. Yours? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2360 Global warming was the kick-in-the-ass I needed to adapt and change. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2361 "So, we both like worms...how funny" shortly after, the first flying fish was born. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2362 I thought there was a flight ban on fish. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2363 If only we could find some middle ground ... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2364 I support diversity." 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2365 Our migration patterns clash when fish can fly 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2366 If you had wings you could join me to drop turds on Trump. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2367 You tweeted? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2368 Dory's okay, she's on her way home ! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2369 Don't look now, but I think we're the beginning of an M.C. Escher print. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2370 One of us is very lost. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2371 This is the wrong school, bro! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2372 I know it's only been four months but my mom and dad are having like this thing at the club and really want you to come so they can meet you. It's this Friday! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2373 I know exactly what you mean: with Bob leaving, things just don't make sense any more! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2374 I believe we no longer need to argue carbon's effect on the environment. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2375 I think one of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2376 You are so much like a fish out of water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2377 Who's in a buble? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2378 Yeah, I agreed to meet you halfway, but I still want to raise our children fowl. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2379 Darn, I totally forgot today was Halloween! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2380 I had bizarre Sea Bream last night 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2381 Birds got to sing, fish got to fly.....no wait.... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2382 I'm from the EPA. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2383 Careful, there's a swarm of high-velocity frogs back there. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2384 Dan! How have you been? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2385 I’m starting to doubt our guy’s actually a geneticist. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2386 Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2387 Looks like you're a fish out of water ! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2388 Damn! My final wish was for a decent perch. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2389 So, who do you think came first, us or our eggs? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2390 So, is it the air that's different or is it water? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2391 There’s something fishy about the way you use quantum gravitation. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2392 I'm neither fish nor foul. I am species neutral. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2393 Well, if you say you can fly, and you believe you can fly, then not only can you fly, you can be president. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2394 Someone is out of their element. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2395 One of us needs to admit she's a fish out of water 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2396 That hook is you end up as lunch. Shit on that, 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2397 They asked for an Air & Water show, and that's what we gave them 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2398 Have you ever heard of M. C. Escher? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2399 Did I ever tell you my last wife was a cold fish? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2400 So, our children will be penguins and flying fish? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2401 Hi, my name is dog. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2402 Aim for the apes. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2403 As long as I get the worm, you're off the hook! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2404 If you're a tuna, I'm chicken of the sea. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2405 Oh Goldie I don't think you will ever adjust to city life! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2406 Do you get tired of hearing that you're a fish out of water? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2407 something, something, alternative flaps. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2408 I'm almost old enough to submit a caption 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2409 Don't look now, but one of us is not in his/her element. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2410 As a duck takes to water, you’re a fish in mid-air 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2411 And then our shares really tanked. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2412 Climate change results in crazy happenings. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2413 Have a nice spring break, when are you going back to school? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2414 We just heard. With global warming, there aren't too many fish in the sea. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2415 I went to the Pesce party--talk about feeling like a fish out of water !!!!! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2416 Cormorain't 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2417 At least we can count on the laws of nature. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2418 I thought the air smelled fishy today! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2419 Shouldn't you be in school? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2420 Come fly with me 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2421 Why do you have Met Life printed on your side? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2422 Don't you worry! Dog eats dog. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2423 A pisces, I image. And out of your element. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2424 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, dumbass. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2425 Wanna see if we can make a penguin? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2426 Well, one of us is off. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2427 I don't care what the song says, I'm not gonna love that man till I die. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2428 fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. We should be in "Showboat". 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2429 Terrible news Sonya, there's a tremendous wall there now, tremendous. Miguel, Pepe and the small fry, send along lots of hugs and kisses 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2430 We'll try not to pigeon hole you. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2431 So the pond wasn't big enough for you, eh? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2432 A bit out of your depth, aren't you? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2433 It started out as a simple gill augmentation. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2434 It's duck hunting season up there. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2435 Ok, which one of us is the fish out of water in this scenario? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2436 "Perhaps you should take a wiff of yourself If you think I smell foul". 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2437 Moving in is out of the question. I can't swim! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2438 Good question. Could be water or air. Either way, can't end well for one of us...oh, I'm sorry, no bubbles. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2439 Be sure and watch out for Fly Fishermen. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2440 Water, to be or not to be. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2441 "There has got to be a way we can live together" -democrats and republicans 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2442 Shoulda built a wall. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2443 Trust me, it's better down here these days. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2444 I'm just a guy raised on the farm and you, you're a free range bird from Brooklyn. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2445 I just popped down to tell you that messenger pigeons are committed to workplace diversity, and I'd really like you apply for a job with us. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2446 May I borrow your bicycle? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2447 You're a flying fish? I'm a swimming bird! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2448 We've been over this. You're like a fish out of water up here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2449 Whattaya mean, 'find your own shower curtain' ? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2450 Alternative flight, why? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2451 do you say toMAto? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2452 You should have pushed the BELOW sea level button. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2453 Really, this is the craziest thing you've witnessed this year? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2454 Mr. Escher, I presume? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2455 Too many squirrels up there. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2456 I suppose I'm a fair weather bird of feather. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2457 Don't take the bait. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2458 Hey, have you seen Noah? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2459 So anyway, I feel like I can connect with you guys on a deeper level. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2460 It appears that one of us has a serious problem with our sonar. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2461 I'm afraid this bird fantasy will be your downfall. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2462 Dove, actually. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2463 "So(oooh), are we the finalists of the evolution? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2464 And be sure to catch the Escher show. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2465 You can deny climate change all you want, but a fog this dense is just bizarre. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2466 Are we in air or water, you ask?? One of us will know.....in about 2 minutes!! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2467 I may be a bird brain, but even I know fish don't fly! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2468 My turds float. And you? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2469 One of us is hopelessly lost. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2470 Air and water are the same here at the East River Wildlife Preserve 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2471 How did you get up here? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2472 Would you like to come to fish fry? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2473 I always wanted to taking swimming lessons from Michael Phelps' coach. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2474 Did you hear the news? Birds can swim and there's no such thing as global warming! Winning! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2475 A fish out of water, you're like a bird in the sky! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2476 I have to warn you, It's not as rarified up here as you might think... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2477 I think I'm out of my element 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2478 Did you get the worm? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2479 You know you should have shut down my tweets on Day One! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2480 And it turns out we don't have to love one man 'til we die, either. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2481 M.C. Escher would be proud. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2482 OK then -- the fins are evolution. So long as my wings are INTELLIGENT DESIGN! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2483 Either you're a fish out of water or I'm lost. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2484 Good! Now we'll work on landing. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2485 Deep down I sort of knew you couldn't just wing it 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2486 Do you think our differing religions will be a barrier to us getting married? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2487 Don't worry, Fred, he isn't really going to drain the Swamp. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2488 You're not a kite! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2489 For me, it's the eyes. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2490 Paper mache or plastic? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2491 Da Fuck dis mean? Check out WWW.NELSPCARLSON.COM for 50% of Raybans and Viagra 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2492 I'm glad we have a rapidly evolving friendship 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2493 Don't you know it's physically impossible for flying fish to attain this altitude! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2494 I saw the menu. It's "Fin and Feather." 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2495 I'm beginning to wonder about the bread crumbs that the old hippie on Love Street feeds us. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2496 This is water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2497 I think one of us is lost. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2498 Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2499 I never thought I would meet a flying fish. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2500 mine! Mine" MINE!" " this is NOT Pixar and it's pronounced Mineee! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2501 Don't tell me. You're the proverbial fish out of water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2502 Don’t look so smug. There’s still no scientific consensus. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2503 There's just no talking to you when you're out of water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2504 Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2505 So, what do you think of the lifeguard? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2506 What the hell is water? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2507 hows the flying comrade? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2508 When I first saw you from up here, I thought you were a 'bite-sized' snack. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2509 One of us is very close to death. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2510 I just needed some air. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2511 Didn't you once bite me in the ass? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2512 According to Darwin, I was once a fish, too. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2513 Common on, our kids would really give those paleoanthropologists nightmares. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2514 Is this the line for inclusion? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2515 Spare some oxygen? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2516 I hope you're a flying fish! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2517 Get outta the way asshole! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2518 Hi! Are you what the humans call a "pig"? We've been expecting you. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2519 How did you get down here? How did you get up here? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2520 Fish out of water? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2521 I think you're out of Plaice 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2522 What we've got here is failure to communicate 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2523 The Internet has brought us all so much closer, don't you think? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2524 I think you're taking fly fishing too literally. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2525 How did you get back where you belong? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2526 Damn! My GPS just went on the fritz. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2527 A fluke, right? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2528 When were you cross-trained? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2529 I really feel like a fish out of water down here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2530 You have the flying down but landing is going to be a little rough. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2531 Twish said Trump. Fake news of your friendship. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2532 Well Waddaya know? A fish outta water! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2533 Well I guess an egg cell mix up could have occurred during your in vitro fertilization, why do you ask, son? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2534 Have you seen Jeff? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2535 If you are looking for Nemo, you won't find him here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2536 Have you seen Richard Simmons? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2537 You're right. I guess I don't feel like a fish out of water, after all. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2538 My song sucks and since you Tuna fish, well I was wondering... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2539 So, what is life like inside your bubble? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2540 Now we're on the same page 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2541 There's nothing fishy about my Tweet! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2542 Wait. Are you considered a fish out of water. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2543 My buddy told me about flying fish, so I thought I'd try being a swimming bird. Y'know, try something different. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2544 Obviously I'm not a bird of a feather 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2545 You Potanichthys xingyienses are all alike, why don't you go back where you came from. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2546 You’re not gonna fly here. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2547 Dont fret; they said that about Trump too. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2548 Gee it's great to be a duck out of water 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2549 I only have to worry about the catfish. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2550 I hope you are a fish out of water... cause I can't swim! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2551 And the best part ain't even the flyin' 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2552 OK, this is definitely a lucid dream. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2553 No, we're not extinct. We just prefer the water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2554 I heard you're a great catch. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2555 Because we both glide around through all three dimensions in a fluid medium. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2556 Let me guess- you're lost. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2557 Happy thanksgiving helium breath, but the parade went that way! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2558 I'm a flying rat. What's your excuse? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2559 Hi, I'm a trainee homing pigeon!" "You're in the Atlantic Ocean." "It's an ocean as well as a city? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2560 Of course its lovely, but next time I pick where we vacation. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2561 I can drop bombs. Can you fire torpedoes? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2562 I distinctly heard that chef say "Fry!" NOT "Fly!" 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2563 Excuse me. Can you tell me how to get to the sky? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2564 One of us doesn't belong here! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2565 Tweet! You must be real because I heard about you on Fox News. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2566 It's a case of mistaken identity. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2567 Please tell me sharks can't fly, too. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2568 You're no flying fish, just another fish out of water 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2569 It's where I go to get away from it all. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2570 "Out of water" or "Different feather"? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2571 Did you happen to see any bread come sinking by? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2572 One of us is not in a good place right now. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2573 Mixed media 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2574 Turn down and go straight ahead. You can't miss it. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2575 Are you familiar with the expression "fish out of water"? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2576 One of us is operating under the wrong set of assumptions. Just like Congress. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2577 I hate to bother you for directions, but my wife insisted. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2578 How about never? Does never work for you? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2579 I'm thinking downtown. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2580 What the carp? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2581 I've always said, why should birds be the only ones to fly. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2582 We can't go on seeing each other like this. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2583 I'm neither fish nor fowl. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2584 You swim here often? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2585 Do you feel out of your element? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2586 When did you last update your Sat Nav? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2587 My nest egg took a tumble and my house is underwater. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2588 My mom said it isn't natural for us to see each other. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2589 Hello... I've never seen you here before... 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2590 Oops! Took a wrong turn! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2591 I'll call you 'blimp'. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2592 One of us is out of their comfort zone. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2593 Have you seen Fluffy? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2594 Who did you say your third cousin removed was? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2595 It really is better down where it's wetter! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2596 'Fish gotta' swim, birds gotta' fly...' one of my all time Gershwin favorites! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2597 Seen my bicycle? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2598 This virtual reality stuff is confusing. Am I in your world or vice versa? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2599 Does your school offer swimming lessons? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2600 I'm telling you, one of us made a wrong turn. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2601 I think I misjudged how fast the oceans would rise. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2602 I don't suppose you have any olive branches yet? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2603 Hey! You! Get off of my cloud! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2604 Looks like we're going to need a land-based animal to break the tie. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2605 You're safe with us. We only eat garbage and dried chewing gum. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2606 My GPS stoppe. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2607 The name's Coo-steau...Jacques Coosteau. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2608 What's up duck? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2609 OK, maybe there's something to this whole climate change idea. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2610 The other fish was not quite who he said he was on his tinder profile. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2611 Oh my Cawd 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2612 You tweeted? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2613 You are on the "no-fly" list! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2614 Who does your ink? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2615 Purgatory is confusing.... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2616 I like how we keep alternating facts. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2617 Fish: "Alternative-air" is not air. It is water. Duck: If we're going to keep referring to it in those types of terms I think we're going to have to rethink our relationship here. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2618 What do you mean neither fish nor fowl!! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2619 Make sure you have your green card. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2620 Bird's eye view 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2621 Yep, the weather has been pretty crazy lately. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2622 Nice trick. Staying up here is the art. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2623 Seen any worms? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2624 I guess this is what they call fly fishing 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2625 Still no sign of pigs? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2626 A fishy tweet. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2627 I must have taken a wrong turn. Can you tell me how to get home? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2628 We can't keep seeing each other. We are from two different worlds. Plus, your wild caught and I'm farm raised. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2629 I just had my DNA tested. We're related! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2630 This is fishy. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2631 Bummer that she left you high and dry like this, dude. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2632 Wow, you're a fish out of water. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2633 And, neither of us needs a bicycle! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2634 At least you're not a pig. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2635 My element or yours? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2636 Well, the ban clearly stated "neither fish nor fowl......" 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2637 Just spread your fins and fly 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2638 The bees just weren't doing it for me anymore 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2639 "It would never work. You're Pisces; I'm Aries. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2640 I think our new President is neither nor fowl. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2641 Can we meet halfway? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2642 Well! Aren't you a fish out of water! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2643 You complete me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2644 I suppose sea levels are rising 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2645 Actually, I'm from Bethesda. But I summer in the Bryant Park Station. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2646 Where's school? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2647 No,no. It's "Fish gonna swim, and BIRDS gonna fly.' 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2648 I'm serious. I really want to go to the prom with you. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2649 Wyoming? Do you remember the song in Fiddler on the Roof asking where a fish and bird who marry would live? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2650 This place is a total dive. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2651 Go, fish. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2652 No fair, you can't blink. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2653 Flying fish my ass. Who ARE you? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2654 ....."I'm just saying', one of us is in for a world of hurt." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2655 Don't be embarrassed. I can't swim a lick. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2656 Are you a flying fish or am I a diving bird? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2657 I'm new here. Where can I find worms served off the hook? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2658 Scales of justice!?... Take a hike! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2659 All I can tell you is, watch for planes. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2660 You didn't say you had a bigger tail on your profile. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2661 Never take swimming lessons from a duck. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2662 And I thought the sky made me sea sick. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2663 This is literally a fish-out-of-water tale! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2664 You lost or somethin'? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2665 I don't see species. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2666 I washed out of flight school. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2667 Let's make this quick. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2668 Listen. Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2669 Here, we're all chicken of the afterlife. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2670 One of us has three more seconds of life. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2671 Which of us is dreaming? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2672 Can you believe the sea levels got this high? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2673 ...and up here you get to drop it on them instead of swimming in it. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2674 Two crocodiles went flying. One was green. The other was heading South. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2675 Either I'm a dish or you're a fuck. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2676 Wow. A fish out of water? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2677 I was texting and lost the horizon. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2678 Hug me--we're both endangered species. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2679 These days, anything seems possible. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2680 I think you should go back and read the fly fishing manual 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2681 Then it turned out to be an actual catfish.... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2682 I don't quite get this internet dating either. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2683 I see you've made a pig out of yourself. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2684 YOU only Think you were the first species!!! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2685 I'm really into Flann O'Brien. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2686 Got worm? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2687 Hi! I'm Bird in Hand. You must be Fish Out of Water. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2688 Remember, it's your turn to walk the dog. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2689 Why do we BOTH taste like chicken? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2690 One of us is high. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2691 Now please, YOU are not the tweeter! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2692 What do you mean by 'Am I fowl or friend'? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2693 You should see my plastic surgeon. His work is quite natural. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2694 Jerome Kern doesn't know everything. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2695 You look lost. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2696 Looks like we got ourselves into a rather fishy situation. I suppose that's what we get for winging it. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2697 You wouldn't understand, but tweeting is getting very complicated. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2698 The bigger problem is where we live. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2699 I heard that birds swim and fish talk now according to a new executive order, or is it fake news again? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2700 What, the bread crumbs they throw on the pond aren't enough for you? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2701 I've been catfished. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2702 This is where we will build our nest, lover. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2703 Do you hear the ocean? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2704 I think my GPS unit is screwing with me yet once again. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2705 Just come up and act like I caught you. It'll blow their minds. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2706 I'm looking for the one who completes me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2707 No. You're out of your element. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2708 Don't eat the worms. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2709 You want to come into my turf? I'll need to see a green card 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2710 What's up? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2711 Bird: Hey dude, it's the early bird that catches the worm. Fish: Be careful, you can get hooked on that stuff. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2712 Dude, just ask for directions! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2713 I want a commitment, but I'm not holding my breath. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2714 I think we speak - hell, sometimes i think we LIVE - in different mediums. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2715 I'm In The Wrong Cartoon 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2716 I see that you are a flying fish. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2717 I think it's supposed to be 'chicken' of the sea. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2718 I tweet, but I'm learning to use Facebook. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2719 And they want to privatize air traffic control?!? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2720 I don't want to be alarmist, but I have the strongest feeling that one of us is in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2721 Oh my gosh....you do exist!! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2722 Let me guess, you're 'free range' too? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2723 Nice to see you, but I can't stay long. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2724 Stay in your lane! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2725 I'll bet this is a "life first" sighting for you too! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2726 Fish gotta swim; birds gotta fly. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2727 Just ask the pigs. If you want them to go vegan you go with the flu, not an animated film. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2728 So where do you stand on legal migration? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2729 The dam rose higher than I thought. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2730 Either you're dreaming or I'm dreaming. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2731 I do love you. I just don't see how it would ever work. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2732 Yeah, I agree. Those humans are so short-sighted. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2733 Yeah bro you DO look high. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2734 I can too make fish jokes. My mother was a fish. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2735 You say tomato... 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2736 Who's to say? We're living in a post-truth habitat now. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2737 It's over, Herb. We just aren't evolving at the same pace. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2738 I've never seen a fish like you before. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2739 New around here? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2740 Christ, it's like trying to talk to you about water! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2741 Where are your artisanal worm shops? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2742 I guess I'm just out of my element in this relationship. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2743 I didn't think the migration path would change so much as the result of global warming. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2744 I just can't bear another tweet. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2745 "Confused?" "It's called, FLY fishing". 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2746 It looks like one of us is having an identity crisis. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2747 I told you, this will never work out. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2748 So I received the AncestryDNA results, I thought you looked my great-great-Aunt Etna! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2749 I do love you, but you do know I don't have gills. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2750 You chew my stitches and I'll chew yours. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2751 Hi, I'm Stella Merganser 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2752 One of us is in the wrong place 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2753 Face it, Marge, we have nothing in common, except that we both go well with white wine. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2754 I got tired of being a duck out of water. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2755 Who exactly is the fish out of water here? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2756 Fish outta water! No! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2757 Tell me more....I've always enjoyed a good fish-out-of-water story. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2758 What's your sign? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2759 Did you hear what the Wise Old Owl said? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2760 Sorry, only whitefish allowed past this point. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2761 Nice day for a walk! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2762 I never thought I'd meet a fish outta water. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2763 One of us is out of uniform. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2764 But what if we're both wrong? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2765 Which one of us is dreaming? 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2766 My people are suggesting a merger. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2767 Just winging it, huh? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2768 You are flying on the wing of a prayer dude! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2769 gdhfjgjjghd 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2770 You're an invasive species. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2771 Where is the bathroom? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2772 I told Sire Atlantic Avenue, not the ocean! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2773 To me, this proves climate change. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2774 Welcome to the neighborhood. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2775 This is not that unusual. You've heard of the penguin and flying fish, right? Besides, anything is possible now that science has been replaced with "alternative facts". 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2776 Now you tell me how to swim? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2777 We now represent Democrats & Republicans--crazy, no? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2778 Dude, you are swimming way upstream. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2779 I'm telling you, that worm was two feet long. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2780 Darwin's telling the kids at school that you're my great-great-grandpa. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2781 I've seen stranger things this week. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2782 Dude, the gates will open, choirs will sing, light will glow then - boom!- the bread, more bread than you've ever seen, not ripped up by their grungy hands but whole fresh pieces; all for you 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2783 Gershwin, Smershmin --- You show me how to swim and I'll teach you how to fly. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2784 What? Not hip to alternative facts! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2785 With all the new rules and regulations, now I see why swimming beats flying! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2786 'My name's Al. Al L'Orange.' 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
2787 I could eat you, but you couldn't eat me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2788 Are you playing hoki from school? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2789 What if I want to be a duck? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2790 They kicked you out of your school for THAT? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2791 Well. ONE of us in going into the record books! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2792 Well, you certainly look way different than the picture you posted with your profile! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2793 I have an Aunt Jean Marie from East Port also. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2794 Sally, I just found some delicious fish 'n' chips dropped on the pier. You simply must try it. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2795 After you grow legs and start walking, then we'll talk! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2796 Good news! Canada will gaurentee both clean air and water! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2797 Which birdbath do you use? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2798 I just saw a human riding a dinosaur. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2799 Funny seeing you here. Funny seeing you here. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2800 Something seems afowl about you." "Yeah?! Well something seems fishy about you! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2801 Twitter meets Spouter. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2802 I hope you're a fish out of water. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2803 ok. I will say: breaking news: gefilte fish tweets from the oven.. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2804 The men's room is on the left. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2805 I'm in deep trouble. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2806 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2807 Don't give me that "fish got to swim, birds got to fly" jive! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2808 Your the chicken of the sea? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2809 Now it's birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly. Climate change has even gotten to Gershwin. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2810 "Yeah, but do you get frequent flyer miles? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2811 Let's not panic. Our situation is very fluid. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
2812 Hello, fish, follow me. 1.0476 0.048