Contest #561


Cartoon

561


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-03-20
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-04-02 (estimated)
Number of captions 5368
Number of responses 438112
Number of participants 8725


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 And lastly Father, I bit the mailman 1.8909 0.01347 3814 1550 1130 1134
1 Tell me about it. It's been a week since I licked mine. 1.8772 0.01365 3517 1394 1161 962
2 Can you hear me now? 1.8664 0.01104 5254 2081 1794 1379
3 Just let go of the stick and this will all be over. 1.8194 0.01401 3140 1302 1103 735
4 And you thought the cat couldn't open the superglue. 1.7902 0.01228 4199 1862 1356 981
5 No offense, but I prefer your other end. 1.7326 0.01246 3829 1786 1281 762
6 You're right! The acoustics are amazing! 1.7297 0.01208 3822 1721 1413 688
7 Squirrel outside, freshly waxed floor, plate glass window. You? 1.7272 0.01276 3691 1750 1198 743
8 No, YOU need a mint. 1.7239 0.01191 3969 1817 1431 721
9 This is great. They'll never find us now. 1.7024 0.01288 3559 1738 1142 679
10 It's been two dog years since my last confession. 1.6350 0.01298 3263 1709 1036 518
11 They're called woofers...hear the bass? 1.6260 0.03665 369 186 135 48
12 I love the privacy. I miss the testicles. 1.6197 0.01985 1428 776 419 233
13 What are you in for? 1.6126 0.01326 2914 1529 985 400
14 It's great that that this kennel allows conical visits! 1.6073 0.01415 2806 1555 798 453
15 They said cones. I was expecting Haagen Dazs. 1.6065 0.01984 1451 812 398 241
16 Needless to say, this stays in the cones. 1.6064 0.02486 813 427 279 107
17 Okay, guess if my tail is up or down? 1.5985 0.01402 2588 1386 855 347
18 How do I know you're really wagging? 1.5946 0.02278 957 510 325 122
19 Sorry. Wrong end. 1.5895 0.03745 380 211 114 55
20 What happens in the cone stays in the cone. 1.5820 0.01392 2715 1519 812 384
21 Let me show you something I learned from a French poodle. 1.5741 0.01726 1787 1018 512 257
22 What happens inside the cone, stays inside the cone. 1.5724 0.01834 1499 835 470 194
23 Higher! Left! Behind the ear! Oh my God! There. Right there. 1.5694 0.02079 1203 683 355 165
24 I hate that fucking cat. 1.5649 0.01558 2510 1548 506 456
25 I'll let go of the stick when you let go of the stick. 1.5617 0.01752 1556 862 514 180
26 Don't worry, they'll never find us in here. 1.5592 0.02486 819 467 246 106
27 Bless me Rover, for I have sinned. 1.5570 0.02754 702 411 191 100
28 I don't think "fixed" means what we think it means. 1.5562 0.02454 836 478 251 107
29 Wait. They told you you're a good boy too? 1.5506 0.01691 1787 1038 514 235
30 Hey, you really CAN hear the ocean! 1.5475 0.01560 1978 1126 621 231
31 Oh, THAT'S what they mean by "dog breath." 1.5421 0.01838 1485 868 429 188
32 It seemed funny when he did it to the cats. 1.5397 0.02862 630 374 172 84
33 I bit the hand that feeds me. You? 1.5343 0.01834 1456 853 428 175
34 Chewed up the furniture. You? 1.5341 0.02575 734 429 218 87
35 We're on a secure line 1.5334 0.01667 1751 1025 518 208
36 It's a deal, then: I'll lick yours and you lick mine. 1.5251 0.01868 1474 895 384 195
37 Your right I can hear the ocean 1.5222 0.02119 1126 682 300 144
38 Let's call a spayed a spayed. 1.5205 0.02208 1074 662 265 147
39 I was grabbing too many pussies. What's your crime? 1.5186 0.02072 1454 972 210 272
40 You sure the cat can't hear us? 1.5185 0.01764 1489 876 454 159
41 Can't see the cartoon because of your obnoxious pop-up announcing "GOOD NEWS!" PLEASE GET RID OF POP UPS!!! 1.5183 0.02131 1561 1110 93 358
42 That stupid "GOOD NEWS! We've merged our Cartoon Caption Contest Registration with our overall ..." is STILL defacing the contest after all these months... 1.5125 0.02188 1440 1018 106 316
43 Yeah, I can't reach mine either. But maybe we can work something out. 1.5026 0.02024 1170 716 320 134
44 Use your inside voice 1.5004 0.01977 1191 723 340 128
45 We can't be seen like this. 1.4972 0.03533 358 215 108 35
46 NOW I know what they mean by "dog breath." 1.4957 0.02045 1168 728 301 139
47 Ok, on the third grrr, we both let go of the bone. 1.4834 0.02194 993 626 254 113
48 Speak English. They can't hear us. 1.4821 0.02247 975 623 234 118
49 Are you sure they can't see us anymore? 1.4770 0.02247 912 573 243 96
50 I don't remember anything about last night, either. 1.4740 0.02347 827 520 222 85
51 Nobody knew health care could be so complicated. 1.4727 0.02378 861 556 203 102
52 Leggo, it's MY bone. 1.4718 0.02429 850 556 187 107
53 Just some advice, don't stick your head out of the car window. 1.4707 0.02307 837 525 230 82
54 Vasectomy. You? 1.4707 0.02812 563 353 155 55
55 I told you we could hear the ocean. 1.4678 0.02360 808 511 216 81
56 There. Now we're invisible. 1.4668 0.02898 572 371 135 66
57 You're right! They'll never find us in here! 1.4611 0.02427 746 473 202 71
58 No, much deeper, like this..."Luke, I am your father." 1.4566 0.02680 703 472 141 90
59 Agreed, we bite them as soon as the collars come off. 1.4558 0.02535 702 453 178 71
60 Got olives and Vermouth? 1.4537 0.02599 681 444 165 72
61 I'm still covered under the Adorable Care Act. 1.4536 0.02646 679 448 154 77
62 So much for man being our best friend. 1.4510 0.02580 663 428 171 64
63 I want to see other dogs. 1.4471 0.02472 633 394 195 44
64 Barking aversion therapy. 1.4432 0.02668 607 394 157 56
65 Bless me Rover, for I have sinned. 1.4403 0.02809 586 391 132 63
66 I'd like to see more of you. 1.4390 0.03670 369 253 70 46
67 Do you think they'll find us? 1.4385 0.02754 577 379 143 55
68 I think it's time we started seeing other dogs. 1.4385 0.02654 577 370 161 46
69 YOU'RE BLIND. HE WAS SAFE BY A MILE !!! 1.4362 0.02898 564 382 118 64
70 Trust me, Max, the cones are the least emasculating thing that's happened to us today. 1.4360 0.02899 555 374 120 61
71 How rude of me. I thought this was your butt. 1.4350 0.02925 554 376 115 63
72 ''Would you mind taking a look and let me know if I'm missing anything?" 1.4345 0.02838 550 365 131 54
73 Use your inside voice, please. 1.4343 0.02688 548 351 156 41
74 It looks like we've both been thoroughly vetted. 1.4318 0.02845 535 354 131 50
75 I think we should start seeing other dogs. 1.4297 0.02879 526 350 126 50
76 I think we should see other dogs. 1.4297 0.02697 526 336 154 36
77 Are you sure no one can see us? 1.4269 0.02782 506 327 142 37
78 They did WHAT while I was sleeping?! 1.4239 0.03216 401 265 102 34
79 If you can't lick the one you love, love the one you lick. 1.4227 0.03008 485 327 111 47
80 Ever feel like you have an itch you just can't scratch? 1.4216 0.03182 370 238 108 24
81 Imagine if this is what they do to their "best friends?" 1.4191 0.02924 470 310 123 37
82 Can we talk, or do you think these cones are tapped? 1.4185 0.03003 466 312 113 41
83 Silence of the labs 1.4174 0.03092 460 313 102 45
84 Don't think about where his tongue has been....Don't think about where his tongue has been... 1.4174 0.02983 460 306 116 38
85 Seeing eye to eye dogs 1.4121 0.03303 398 272 88 38
86 Would you mind turning around so I can identify you? 1.4119 0.03072 437 294 106 37
87 Silence of the labs 1.4110 0.03474 365 251 78 36
88 OK, it's safe to use our human voices now. 1.4107 0.03049 431 288 109 34
89 Do you think they know we are in here? 1.4103 0.03215 429 296 90 43
90 Get the "good news" popup out of the way. Haven't been able to see the cartoon contest for two weeks. 1.4095 0.03796 420 324 20 76
91 I still prefer smelling your butt. 1.4090 0.03247 423 293 87 43
92 If you lick mine, I'll lick yours 1.4090 0.03230 423 292 89 42
93 Your right I can hear the ocean 1.4084 0.03887 262 175 67 20
94 Yeah, he's not my best friend any more, either. 1.4070 0.03261 398 272 90 36
95 We've trapped the cat. Now what? 1.4058 0.03358 382 263 83 36
96 Mine was elective. 1.4053 0.03254 412 285 87 40
97 Extreme vetting. 1.4048 0.03947 289 202 57 30
98 They cut what off? 1.4039 0.03306 406 283 82 41
99 I knew we'd eventually see eye to eye... 1.4036 0.03843 280 191 65 24
100 I have a message for the Russian Ambassador. 1.4035 0.03281 404 280 85 39
101 I hate blind dates. 1.4029 0.03422 345 234 83 28
102 No, you hang up! 1.4025 0.03304 400 278 83 39
103 It's OK for whispering but for long distance you need a string. 1.4015 0.03190 396 269 95 32
104 Trust me - they'll never find us in here. 1.4000 0.03363 390 273 78 39
105 They can take away our manhood, but they will never take away our dignity! 1.3968 0.03314 378 261 84 33
106 I like this Facetime 1.3966 0.03234 358 240 94 24
107 No, I swear I'm not seeing anyone else. 1.3904 0.03313 356 244 85 27
108 Hey, I can hear the ocean. 1.3886 0.03447 350 245 74 31
109 So it's really true. Our breath DOES stink. 1.3884 0.03334 345 236 84 25
110 I think we finally have a secure connection 1.3879 0.03264 348 236 89 23
111 When I'm with you it's like the rest of world ceases to exist 1.3879 0.03413 348 242 77 29
112 Woof! Surround Sound is awesome! 1.3860 0.03275 342 232 88 22
113 Back up. No, you back up...... 1.3853 0.03069 340 223 103 14
114 Hey! You DO get NPR on yours. 1.3821 0.03651 280 192 69 19
115 The pill is hidden in your food 1.3818 0.03590 330 235 64 31
116 What is it we're not supposed to be licking again? 1.3818 0.03564 330 234 66 30
117 I see we both failed at the RCA audition... 1.3818 0.03239 330 222 90 18
118 I think it's time for us to see other dogs. 1.3818 0.03459 330 230 74 26
119 Ok, here's the deal. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.3818 0.03405 330 228 78 24
120 Dog Whisperers. 1.3796 0.03582 324 230 65 29
121 I peed on the boss's shoe; what are you in for? 1.3789 0.03404 322 222 78 22
122 Schrodinger's canine experiments proved to be less profound. 1.3769 0.03987 260 185 52 23
123 Not so happy with the dish, definitely going back to cable. 1.3766 0.03616 316 225 63 28
124 Speak freely. I'm positive we aren't being wiretapped. 1.3758 0.03518 314 220 70 24
125 I think we should start seeing other dogs. 1.3742 0.03304 310 210 84 16
126 Now can you hear me? 1.3734 0.03473 308 214 73 21
127 Don't sneeze. 1.3734 0.03622 308 219 63 26
128 I think we've been vetted. 1.3721 0.03620 301 213 64 24
129 So that's what he meant by extreme vetting 1.3704 0.03557 297 208 68 21
130 He said we were 'going to the park'. 1.3704 0.03714 297 213 58 26
131 The mailman goes down at noon. Pass it on. 1.3695 0.03792 295 214 53 28
132 Don't you hate the new confidentiality rules? 1.3695 0.03508 295 205 71 19
133 Chinese dog trap 1.3686 0.03621 293 207 64 22
134 Muzzle Tov 1.3686 0.03523 293 204 70 19
135 These are great subwoofers. 1.3677 0.03765 291 210 55 26
136 In hindsight, things weren't so bad. 1.3660 0.03846 265 189 55 21
137 If we put our heads together, there's nothing we can't lick. 1.3655 0.04194 238 173 43 22
138 It was considered a pre-existing condition. 1.3650 0.03977 263 191 48 24
139 Do you think they know we are in here? 1.3649 0.03687 285 203 60 22
140 (This is funny by itself and doesn't need a caption.) 1.3649 0.04130 285 217 32 36
141 It's been a month since my last confession. 1.3649 0.03551 285 199 68 18
142 If only we'd met a week ago... 1.3649 0.04317 222 161 41 20
143 I can't take my eyes off you. 1.3640 0.03704 283 202 59 22
144 You talkin' to me?! 1.3640 0.03738 283 203 57 23
145 What happened to "if you like your balls, you can keep em"? 1.3640 0.03804 283 205 53 25
146 RCA Victor/RCA Victoria 1.3640 0.03566 283 198 67 18
147 Are you sure we're invisible now? 1.3630 0.03789 281 203 54 24
148 Welcome to the cone of silence. 1.3630 0.03789 281 203 54 24
149 It seemed more romantic when Lady and the Tramp did it. 1.3630 0.03128 281 185 90 6
150 I think they don't want us to see what they removed. 1.3620 0.03669 279 198 61 20
151 No! When I say forward you move BACK!! 1.3620 0.03377 279 190 77 12
152 No, you let go of the stick first. 1.3613 0.03605 274 192 65 17
153 The first RCA Victor records logo wasn't a total success. 1.3603 0.03469 272 187 72 13
154 No... you walk backwards. 1.3603 0.03546 272 189 68 15
155 Well for the moment my bark certainly is. 1.3582 0.03914 268 196 48 24
156 Ya, well, I thought they said I was going to be "tutored" 1.3582 0.03805 268 193 54 21
157 You know that, sooner or later, one of us is going to have to let go of this bone, right? 1.3561 0.03530 264 183 68 13
158 Let go of the stick. No you let go. No you let go. 1.3550 0.03289 262 176 79 7
159 Apparently these cones are temporarary but those "cajones" are NOT coming back! 1.3506 0.03769 251 179 56 16
160 Use your inside bark. 1.3504 0.03697 254 180 59 15
161 Can we agree not to bark? 1.3494 0.03701 249 176 59 14
162 Were you followed? 1.3494 0.03830 249 179 53 17
163 I hear ya. 1.3476 0.04008 233 169 47 17
164 So that's what my breath smells like? 1.3457 0.03890 243 176 50 17
165 It smells like Shih Tzu in here. 1.3456 0.04408 217 163 33 21
166 Sorry about that, but when you gotta sneeze you gotta sneeze. 1.3444 0.03682 241 170 59 12
167 Facebook for dogs 1.3431 0.04062 239 177 42 20
168 Roll left on three. 1.3419 0.03846 234 168 52 14
169 I don't see yours either. 1.3419 0.03846 234 168 52 14
170 Who ever said, two heads are better than one wasn't wearing a lamp shade. 1.3419 0.04032 234 172 44 18
171 Go ahead and bark. It sounds really cool. 1.3418 0.03718 237 168 57 12
172 Forgive me Father for I have sinned. 1.3418 0.03996 237 174 45 18
173 See? It's just like putting your head in the toilet. 1.3405 0.03961 232 169 47 16
174 No, YOU back up ...! 1.3405 0.04190 232 174 37 21
175 This is almost conical. 1.3405 0.03817 232 166 53 13
176 'Cone'ference call! 1.3405 0.04322 232 177 31 24
177 No, I did not know they made the Chinese finger trap in this size. 1.3392 0.04255 227 171 35 21
178 You're right, the acoustics are fantastic! 1.3391 0.03886 230 166 50 14
179 Don't worry, we're legal in North Carolina. 1.3377 0.04239 228 172 35 21
180 One of us has to let go of the shoe. 1.3363 0.03774 226 161 54 11
181 I gave up licking for Lent. 1.3363 0.03928 226 164 48 14
182 !BARKRAB! 1.3363 0.04170 226 169 38 19
183 I'm the RCA dog. No, I'm the RCA dog. 1.3363 0.03560 226 157 62 7
184 Not so loud. 1.3333 0.03847 219 157 51 11
185 I know, I cant reach my junk either. 1.3333 0.03970 222 162 46 14
186 Face Time 1.3333 0.04059 219 161 43 15
187 I think we need a little time apart. 1.3333 0.04021 222 163 44 15
188 I'm not really feeling "fixed". You? 1.3333 0.04267 222 168 34 20
189 Nope, still itches. 1.3318 0.04082 217 160 42 15
190 Now I know why I sniff your butt 1.3318 0.04134 217 161 40 16
191 I hate these team building activities. 1.3318 0.04030 217 159 44 14
192 Mine's actually a lampshade. 1.3318 0.04082 217 160 42 15
193 Remember, what happens in the cones stays in the cones. 1.3318 0.04134 217 161 40 16
194 Muzzle-Tuff! 1.3318 0.04030 217 159 44 14
195 Don't worry. This is the only form of planned parenthood still funded by Trump Care. 1.3318 0.04286 217 164 34 19
196 Enough about politics. Let's talk about cats. 1.3302 0.04106 215 159 41 15
197 Man's best friend my ass. 1.3302 0.04362 215 164 31 20
198 Forgive me father. It's been two weeks since my last confession 1.3286 0.04183 213 159 38 16
199 Sorry bro' but I have to bark 1.3286 0.03852 213 153 50 10
200 Tell me the truth - does this cone make my ass look big?" 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
201 Secret Agents Fido and Rex used the "Cone of Silence" for sensitive information. 1.3286 0.04339 213 162 32 19
202 I'm not a good boy either. 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
203 Is this your first time in Rehab? 1.3286 0.03965 213 155 46 12
204 It has been seven dog years since my last confession. 1.3286 0.03794 213 152 52 9
205 Labrador receivers 1.3270 0.03872 211 152 49 10
206 All I see is you. 1.3270 0.04313 211 160 33 18
207 psst...listen you lick mine and I'll lick yours 1.3270 0.04207 211 158 37 16
208 I don't know if I can do this for four more years. 1.3269 0.04195 208 155 38 15
209 No, YOU let the stick go! 1.3269 0.03726 208 147 54 7
210 I can hear the ocean! 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
211 One of us could use a Tic-Tac. 1.3269 0.03663 208 146 56 6
212 I don't recognize you. Could you please turn around? 1.3269 0.03908 208 150 48 10
213 You don't look like your profile picture at all. 1.3269 0.04250 208 156 36 16
214 How long are you in for? 1.3252 0.04276 206 155 35 16
215 Forgive me Father for I have sinned. 1.3252 0.03930 206 149 47 10
216 No, you let go. 1.3252 0.03989 206 150 45 11
217 No, I'm, like, 99% sure this isn't how FaceTime works. 1.3252 0.04220 206 154 37 15
218 I know it seems like torture but it's only extreme vetting. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
219 Mental note: never give a squirrel a stapler. 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
220 I prefer doggy style. 1.3200 0.04179 200 149 38 13
221 There's no way they'll find us in here. 1.3200 0.04057 200 147 42 11
222 You know we once roamed the wild in packs, right? 1.3200 0.04298 200 151 34 15
223 The beagle flies at midnight. 1.3200 0.04356 200 152 32 16
224 Just between you and me, I hear the head is the hardest part of a dog to draw. 1.3200 0.04239 200 150 36 14
225 Now that we have some privacy, I can tell you: He's not really my best friend. 1.3200 0.04356 200 152 32 16
226 Just think; if we both hadn't gotten fleas, we never would have met. 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
227 Have we met? I'm sorry. I don't recognize you from this end. 1.3179 0.04549 195 151 26 18
228 well the privacy's nice but I miss the other end. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
229 Somehow it seemed funnier last night. 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
230 Just until Jan. 20, 2021. 1.3161 0.04580 193 150 25 18
231 Ain't this a bitch. 1.3161 0.04520 193 149 27 17
232 It could be worse. Under Trumpcare we'd have to share the same cone. 1.3158 0.04385 190 144 32 14
233 Where is everybody? 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
234 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
235 Remember, when we separate stop speaking words and just bark again. 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
236 Go ‘Woof.’ The echo’s insane. 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
237 Some party last night. 1.3122 0.04060 189 139 41 9
238 Humans call it "FaceTime ". 1.3122 0.04129 189 140 39 10
239 Well, this just adds insult to injury. 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
240 I have a message from the Russian Wolfhound. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
241 When I woke up, they were gone! 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
242 I have a huge favor to ask you. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
243 Personally, I would support a headwear ban. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
244 And they named you "Lucky"? 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
245 It's been two weeks since my last confession. 1.3056 0.04322 180 136 33 11
246 Now that we have a secure connection, let's talk strategy. 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
247 For this plan to work, I think one of us needs to turn around. 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
248 My left or your left? 1.3051 0.03987 177 129 42 6
249 My left or your left? 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
250 Hello, Darkness, my old friend. 1.3051 0.04586 177 137 26 14
251 Looks like this might be the last reunion of the RCA Victor Club. 1.3051 0.03823 177 127 46 4
252 Are you hearing what I'm hearing? 1.3051 0.04145 177 131 38 8
253 Let's see Wikileaks hack us now. 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
254 I'm not the only one who could use a mint. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
255 Seriously? You know they need a FIDO warrant to listen in. 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
256 It's annoying but I get great reception. 1.3029 0.04009 175 128 41 6
257 I still don't recognize you. Turn around. 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
258 Trust me, they can't see us. 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
259 Finally, a little privacy 1.3029 0.03927 175 127 43 5
260 Let's go look for our balls. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
261 No surgery...I'm just an introvert. 1.3029 0.04618 175 136 25 14
262 I swear you're the only dog I am seeing... 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
263 Believe me, no one can see us. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
264 To tell the truth I miss sniffing your butt too. 1.3006 0.04651 173 135 24 14
265 No, you can't stay like this until 2020. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
266 Collar blindness. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
267 I see what they mean by 'dog breath'. 1.2982 0.04610 171 133 25 13
268 When I look at you, the whole world just disappears. 1.2982 0.04610 171 133 25 13
269 We're wearing these because they did !!"WHAT"?!! 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
270 Wow! Stereo woofers! 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
271 Well, at least we can have a private conversation now. 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
272 These things really put a crimp in butt sniffing. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
273 Mint? 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
274 Of all the cones in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
275 Chinese dog trap 1.2982 0.04900 171 137 17 17
276 Next time, I say we just close the blinds. 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
277 Two Woofers Ignoring a Tweeter. 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
278 The microwave can't see us in here. 1.2952 0.04623 166 129 25 12
279 It's called suction. On the count of three, exhale. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
280 You tell me, are you male or female? 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
281 I see you lied about your profile picture, too 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
282 Now guess: Is my tail up or down? 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
283 Darned if I know what we did. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
284 You should have had a tail lift while you were under. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
285 ' Snip, snip,' she said. 'It's just a litttle cosmetic tweak, ' she said. 1.2927 0.04736 164 129 22 13
286 Finally, someone who gets me. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
287 I'm glad we ran into each other. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
288 I can't lick mine either! 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
289 It has been three weeks since my last cone-fessional. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
290 Now you sneeze and I'll fart! 1.2927 0.04814 164 130 20 14
291 Stay still. They'll never find us. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
292 Our spaghetti dinners just aren't as romantic as they used to be. 1.2927 0.04736 164 129 22 13
293 I didn't know castration would enhance my hearing! 1.2927 0.04736 164 129 22 13
294 Oh, god yes! A little to the left! 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
295 Wag if you thought you were going for a ride to the dog park. 1.2919 0.04797 161 127 21 13
296 They're calling us the Coen Brothers. 1.2919 0.04797 161 127 21 13
297 Please stop barking. 1.2919 0.04797 161 127 21 13
298 The cat said we could get these off if we put our heads together. 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
299 No, I never heard a cat laugh before either. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
300 'You lookin' at me? Are you lookin' at me?' 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
301 I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. 1.2893 0.05075 159 129 14 16
302 I think we should start seeing other people. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
303 Let's make America great again." "Yes. And send all those dachshunds back to Germany. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
304 I can hear the ocean, but I still can't smell your butt. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
305 Okay. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
306 Turn around. I don't recognize this end. 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
307 Really? He told me we were going to the park. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
308 Where'd everybody go? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
309 Hey, I can hear the ocean. 1.2866 0.04954 157 126 17 14
310 Are you sure no one can see us? 1.2866 0.04046 157 116 37 4
311 Whatever you do, please don't bark. 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
312 The acoustics in here are awesome! 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
313 It smells like Steve Bannon in here. 1.2857 0.04762 154 121 22 11
314 Don't worry, if we can't see them, they can't see us. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
315 You lick mine and I'll lick yours, OK? 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
316 I can't reach mine either. 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
317 I gotta say, not as romantic as our spaghetti moment. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
318 Is this Facebook? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
319 How's my breath? 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
320 We can figure out how to get out of here if we just put our heads together. 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
321 No, your breath is fine. I'm wagging my tail. 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
322 The code word is "bacon." Pass it on. 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
323 That's the sound of the ocean. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
324 I still can't hear the ocean. 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
325 Cone Brothers 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
326 [This cartoon does not need a caption. The image is perfect as is.] 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
327 It smells like a dog in here. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
328 I hate Trumpcare. 1.2789 0.05088 147 119 15 13
329 Misery, meet Company. 1.2759 0.04941 145 116 18 11
330 O.K: on three you lick my incision and I lick yours 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
331 I hear the ocean. Can you hear the ocean? 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
332 We can lick this. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
333 OK, we finally have some privacy. Tell me where you buried the bones. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
334 Ok, ok ... my turn. Now I'll blow really hard in your nose and see if I can make your tail stand up! 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
335 I can't believe we wore the same hat. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
336 Does this make us invisible? 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
337 I think the NSA can still hear us. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
338 We need to stop meeting like this. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
339 A mailman. You? 1.2727 0.04114 143 107 33 3
340 How long you in for? 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
341 I don't think it worked for Maxwell Smart, either. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
342 You have dog breath too. 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
343 Well then, you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours. 1.2727 0.04980 143 115 17 11
344 Okay, on the count of three, we both let go of the cat. 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
345 We can't be seen together. 1.2714 0.05053 140 113 16 11
346 ARF!"/ "FRA! 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
347 When we put our heads together, we can lick anything. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
348 How about you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours? 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
349 I feel like we are finally seeing eye to eye. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
350 Worst game of chicken ever. 1.2714 0.05053 140 113 16 11
351 We revolt at dawn. Bring kibble. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
352 You must go to the same doctor as I do. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
353 This way we will not lose the ball. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
354 That's right, inhale and hold it. Now, pass me the joint. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
355 One of us is backwards. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
356 Now I can hear you. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
357 So that's the plan: you lick my stitches and I'll lick yours. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
358 Nipped or tucked? 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
359 Sneeze again and I won't be saying Bless You. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
360 I bit the hand that feeds me. What did you do? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
361 I don't think anyone can see us 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
362 If neither of us move for another four years it’ll be like it never happened. 1.2681 0.05198 138 113 13 12
363 Yeah, I can't lick there either 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
364 Now, twist slightly counterclockwise and pull. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
365 Trust me, we're invisible 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
366 Looks like you have pet insurance too. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
367 Have you found that the shame is the worst part? 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
368 I think I'm going to sneeze. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
369 You look ridiculous. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
370 Can we try my plan now? 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
371 Relax! I'm pretty sure no one can see us! 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
372 Mine is a pre-existing condition. 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
373 No, YOU need a mint. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
374 Oh, 'Hi', I was looking for the other end! 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
375 Twitter is so yesterday 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
376 The acoustics in here are amazing. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
377 This way they can't read our lips. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
378 Go ahead and speak. We're in the cone of silence. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
379 Were you followed? 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
380 No, really, you should brush your teeth more. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
381 If only we had met two days ago. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
382 Hold on. Do you hear the ocean? 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
383 Okay, you turn around first. 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
384 Yes, it is a bit awkward, but just try to describe the smell of your behind. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
385 This was more romantic in Lady and the Tramp. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
386 The only bugs in here are fleas 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
387 No kidding?! I had the same cartoonist! 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
388 This stays between us. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
389 I'd rather we make ends meet. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
390 You're right. A Trump Tweet can't get in here. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
391 I can´t tell if you´re wagging. 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
392 Who does your cone? 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
393 You blinked. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
394 Pre-existing condition? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
395 I always enjoy our little tête-à-têtes. 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
396 Had my balls whacked. You? 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
397 Can you keep a secret? I used to drink from the toilet. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
398 Are you sure this connection is secure? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
399 Now we just wait for the film to develop. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
400 I hate couples counseling. 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
401 I'll chase your tail if you chase mine! 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
402 This isn't at all like they described it in the Kama Sutra. 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
403 Hey...hey...check this out...out. Bark...ark...ark...ark... 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
404 They're right! It really does sound like the toilet! 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
405 I bit the mailman, what are you in for? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
406 We'll always have Schneiderman's Veterinary Clinic! 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
407 No, you turn around. I turned around last time. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
408 Yeah, it's just not the same. Turn around. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
409 The doghouse has been wiretapped. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
410 Let's ask the cat what to do. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
411 What happens inside the cone, stays inside the cone. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
412 Conical visit. 1.2540 0.05278 126 104 12 10
413 I'll never trust another peanut butter covered 'treat' again. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
414 Don't worry. No one can see us in here. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
415 You let go first. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
416 No, YOU back up ...! 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
417 The funnel of love (I sent prior entry 60 seconds ago with typo - please accept this one instead) 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
418 Yes, I'll tell you. But you've got to take a bow wow of silence. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
419 I think I prefer the other end . . . 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
420 I can lick any dog in the house...except myself. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
421 I hear the ocean! 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
422 Now I know what they mean when they say dog breath. 1.2540 0.05278 126 104 12 10
423 Why are we whispering? 1.2540 0.04207 126 96 28 2
424 It's so nice to finally meet someone with the same world view as me 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
425 One of us is facing the wrong way. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
426 See? Doesn't it sound like the ocean? 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
427 It's so good to see your face again. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
428 So, now that we're alone, are your balls gone too? 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
429 Marco.... 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
430 One of us REALLY needs a tic tac. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
431 I can't lick mine either! 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
432 How about you lick mine and I'll lick yours? 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
433 OK, next time you be the Lady, and I'll be the Tramp 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
434 Sure, we can't lick ourselves, but I'm really digging these acoustics. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
435 Wow, there's an impressive amount of drool collected in here 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
436 On second thought, turn around. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
437 I'm not into butts, either, 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
438 Didn't you think he meant ice cream? 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
439 I can't reach mine either. Now we'll see who our true friends are . . . 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
440 I think we should see other people. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
441 Nice to meet someone who shares my narrow view of the world! 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
442 Shhh! I think Schrödinger's cat is out there. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
443 It's not your butt, but this will do. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
444 I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine. 1.2479 0.05285 121 100 12 9
445 Wow! These virtual reality cones are great! 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
446 you smell different from this side. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
447 I think the end of the tunnel is the other way. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
448 I know we've just met, but I feel like we have a real connection here 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
449 I thought this would be more romantic. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
450 I don't think they can see us this way. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
451 Frankly, Max, I rather prefer the old Cone of Silence. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
452 Are you sure this is hack-proof ? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
453 I knew if we put our heads together we could lick this thing. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
454 I'm a big fan of old Get Smart episodes too 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
455 I don't think this is going to work. Let's just go back to doggie style. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
456 Remember when we used to pee on the ground to communicate? 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
457 'Yeah, my bark seems louder too." 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
458 Two want-to-be Victrola dogs go toe-to-toe 1.2479 0.03942 121 91 30 0
459 Extreme vetting. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
460 I lick yours; you lick mine. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
461 No you let go of the ball 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
462 Of course your husband can't see us! No one can see us! 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
463 I'm gonna need you to do me a BIG favor. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
464 Now I understand why people make a such a fuss about dog breath. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
465 You look like hell. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
466 Nose job. You? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
467 You smell different. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
468 Canine speed dating. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
469 Got a mint? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
470 You could use a mint. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
471 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
472 Hey, you really can hear the ocean in here! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
473 Love in the Time of Collar On 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
474 Oops sorry...wrong end. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
475 You've got dog breath. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
476 "Elucidate Camus and Sartre's stances on Existentialism with the picture above." - Essay Exam for 4th Graders in Singapore 1.2437 0.05197 119 98 13 8
477 I don't think I can last like this for the full four years. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
478 I've been wearing mine ever since they got that new microwave. 1.2437 0.05197 119 98 13 8
479 . . . and all over a lousy pound of caviar! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
480 Two AM. White House lawn. Pass it on. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
481 Pet-a-Pet 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
482 Maybe if we both exhale at the same time. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
483 Someone's got dog breath. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
484 So this is what a canine blind date looks like. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
485 I'll scratch your stitches if you scratch mine 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
486 You scratch my head, I'll scratch yours. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
487 "You don't know how embarrassed I was when I saw some one else wearing the same cone". 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
488 Your breath is worse than your bark! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
489 Be honest. Does my breath smell? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
490 Shh - you can hear the ocean. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
491 So it's settled. You lick mine and I'll lick yours 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
492 If you chew my tail, I'll chew yours. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
493 I hate this extreme vetting! 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
494 You were right honey, we can eat spaghetti in these things. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
495 Chief? Yes Max. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
496 I can't tell either, but I notice my bark sounds higher. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
497 So near but so far. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
498 WOOF!!FOOW 1.2414 0.05560 116 98 8 10
499 "Now that you mention it, your bark IS worse than your bite. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
500 You know, this is going to be on America's Funniest Home Videos. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
501 I've just been itching to meet you! 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
502 But how do you KNOW the Russians aren't listening? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
503 You need to get out of my face, bitch. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
504 Use your inside voice 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
505 No, YOU were going to turn around! 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
506 I grew tired of the butt-sniffing scene, and decided to give blind dating a try. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
507 This is not how I envisioned the Cone of Silence. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
508 Okay, but no tongue! 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
509 My owner calls it a blind date. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
510 What are you in for? 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
511 You mean yours AND mine are gone? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
512 So, you're here for the new Victrola auditions? 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
513 Why couldn't we have met when I was just a boy and you were just a girl? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
514 We've got to stop meeting like this -- our vet is getting suspicious. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
515 My mother said there'd be days like this! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
516 Are you sure they can't see us? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
517 In here, no one knows that you are a dog. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
518 Is it just me or does it smell amazing in here? 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
519 Hello, is it me your looking for? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
520 Okay. Can you hear me now? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
521 How about you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.2389 0.05519 113 95 9 9
522 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.2389 0.05519 113 95 9 9
523 Yeah, I can't lick mine either. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
524 Now that we're alone I have an enormous favor to ask. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
525 OK, we can talk now. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
526 How much longer do you think this eclipse will last? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
527 Are YOU wagging your tail ? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
528 I'll betcha we'll go viral on You Tube! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
529 Good, now we're completely invisible. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
530 Listen Max, it's only awkward if you make it awkward 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
531 Waggileaks. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
532 Don't bark this to anyone -- I love cats. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
533 Remember the rule of the cone of silence: "anything said in the cone stays in the cone". 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
534 Hey! I do get better reception! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
535 I'll lick yours if you lick mine. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
536 This is top secret so we have to use the Cone of Silence. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
537 ...No, YOU move! 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
538 You really think Obama's tapping us? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
539 What is said in the cone...stays in the cone. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
540 Now hit "synch". 1.2368 0.05331 114 95 11 8
541 I'm okay with cold-nosing, but no French licking. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
542 What do you mean 'I've' got dog breath? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
543 Where did everyone go? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
544 I scratch your butt, you scratch mine. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
545 A Cone brothers comedy. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
546 This is way too much intimacy for me. Let's go back to sniffing each other's butts. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
547 This is awkward. 1.2368 0.03999 114 87 27 0
548 You look ridiculous. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
549 You have spinach in your teeth. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
550 Jumping up on strangers. What are you 'in' for? 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
551 Look, this is going to sound crazy, but I have an idea for how we can help each other. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
552 Your nose is wet. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
553 Perhaps this would work better if you turned around. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
554 If you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
555 Did you floss? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
556 I've never been comfortable with public displays of affection 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
557 Congress 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
558 I was hoping for a different end. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
559 Trust me all we have to do is on the count of 3 we each move to our right, 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
560 So I'll lick yours, you lick mine, and let's just keep this between the two of us, okay? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
561 Just between you, me, and the lampshade. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
562 They're right. Our breath really does stink. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
563 I'll scratch yours if you scratch mine. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
564 No one can tell we're talking to the Russians. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
565 This played differently in that movie with the spaghetti. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
566 You talkin' to me?! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
567 One of us has to turn around in order to finish this interview. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
568 She suspects nothing. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
569 Finally, someone who sees the world the way I do! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
570 No, it's righty tighty, lefty loosey 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
571 I just gotta say it …our Vet has a sadistic sense of humor. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
572 That's right. You scratch me, I scratch you. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
573 You can't teach old woofers new tweets. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
574 These days it's better not to look. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
575 I promise, I'm not seeing anyone else. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
576 Is your tail wagging too? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
577 Our owners were right--our breaths do stink. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
578 Whatever you do, don't bark! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
579 Okay, we can talk now. No one can see us ... 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
580 People are starting to suspect. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
581 We must stop meeting this way. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
582 I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
583 How long are you in for? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
584 Can you smell me now? 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
585 Your mission, Jim, should you accept it... 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
586 I'd really like to sniff your butt. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
587 I know, but still, assume NSA is listening. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
588 No, YOU let go of the spaghetti. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
589 No offense, but I'd rather be sniffing your butt right now. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
590 All of our sessions are private and cone-fidential. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
591 So, I take it you don't have the balls to talk about what happened either. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
592 So, how is putting our heads together supposed to get us out of this? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
593 No, I don't think these things make us look stupid at all. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
594 I've been vetted too 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
595 I didn't want our barks to be "tapped 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
596 Well, this is awkward. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
597 My vet calls this a tête-à-tête. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
598 You're right, I can hear the seashore! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
599 I know, I had the same dream. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
600 Are you sure we're alone? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
601 I thought you said, 'Bone of Silence.' 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
602 Since we met, I only have eyes for you! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
603 Now what? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
604 My tail's wagging, is yours? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
605 Now no one can see us. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
606 Pooping on the Matisse rug. And you? 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
607 And this is what you call witness protection. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
608 I'm seeing a side of you I've never seen. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
609 Activate the Cone of Silence. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
610 OK, on the count of three, we both start barking 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
611 All I'm saying is that if we keep meeting like this, a breath mint wouldn't be totally out of line. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
612 STOP SHOUTING! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
613 Don't bark. The echoes would deafen us. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
614 I'll turn around if you will. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
615 You had an interesting breakfast. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
616 You've been watching too many Get Smart reruns 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
617 You don't have to shout. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
618 It's a chatroom. No barking. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
619 I have doggie breath? YOU have doggie breath! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
620 If you scratch my butt, I'll scratch yours. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
621 I guess we're both in the doghouse. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
622 I see they put your cone on the wrong end also. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
623 How long you in for? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
624 Some things are just better said in private. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
625 Are you male or female? 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
626 I think your butt smelled better than your breath 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
627 In the cone zone, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
628 Do you hear an echo? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
629 Less tongue, less tongue!" 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
630 Can you keep a secret? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
631 Yup, yours are gone too! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
632 Vladimir, now we can talk. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
633 "When did you first start using match.cone"? 1.2233 0.05677 103 88 7 8
634 Nod, you hang up first. No, you hang up first. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
635 Is this what humans call a 'blind date?' 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
636 you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
637 Who knew getting fixed could be so romantic? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
638 Love in the Time of Ringworm 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
639 You're sure the NSA can't listen to us now? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
640 What?? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
641 Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.2233 0.05677 103 88 7 8
642 I don't know. I bet the CIA can still hear us. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
643 Peaches is not a labradoodle, she's really a labrabeagle. Pass it on. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
644 I knew you'd like the echo. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
645 Up for a quick quid pro quo? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
646 Speak cryptically. I'm pretty sure our cones are tapped. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
647 I'm not seeing the light at the end of the tunnel... 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
648 They said there's no proof of wiretapping, but I just feel safer this way. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
649 The letters on the tube? S-u-p-e-r-g-l-u-e. Why do you ask? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
650 Shhh... The microwave is listening. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
651 Can you go on mute? I'm getting an echo. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
652 Is this secure? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
653 I know, but it makes it a lot harder for the microwave to spy on us. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
654 I can't lick myself, I'm hearing echoes, and I've got tunnel vision. That's Obamacare for you. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
655 OK but you scratch mine first. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
656 Now what? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
657 How about a Quid Pro Quo? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
658 When mine gets drunk, she puts one of these on her head backwards. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
659 Psst, you scratch my itch and I'll scratch yours. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
660 You know, our breath really does stink. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
661 I’m all for safe sex, but this is ridiculous! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
662 How can you be seeing someone else? 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
663 I know what you mean. I wish they would have asked first. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
664 Please stop yelling. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
665 Hey Rex, can you keep a secret? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
666 This should stop that Russian wolfhound from eavesdropping. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
667 The microwave can't hear us now! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
668 Really max? The cone of silence? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
669 Are you a Russian hound? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
670 I preferred the old cone of silence. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
671 I smell old shoe with a hint of cardamom. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
672 I'll bite yours, if you bite mine. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
673 Chief. I think Agent 99 is cheating with a German shepherd. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
674 Just when I thought things couldn't get any more embarrassing... 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
675 I think the cats are wiretapping us. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
676 This is just between us, Ernie. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
677 My human prefers this face-to-face style-- not really working for me, either. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
678 In here, it's like none of it ever happened. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
679 We can still have sex. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
680 I said 'PetSmart' not 'Get Smart'. 1.2143 0.05847 98 85 5 8
681 This isn't totally what I had in mind when I asked to speak with you in private, but okay. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
682 I'm wagging. How about you? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
683 Don't you love these woofers? 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
684 NO...it's the cone of shame. NOT the cone of silence... 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
685 Your breath smells as bad as your ass. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
686 I've got a bone to pick with you. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
687 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
688 Don't ask." "Don't tell. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
689 Have you seen my tail? 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
690 Cone-joined dogs 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
691 Ok, I'll scratch your itch and if you'll scratch mine. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
692 You were right! It does work better than a hearing aid! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
693 Sorry, but it was the only way I could get your undivided attention. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
694 Face Time 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
695 Gesundheit! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
696 Ever had an itch you can't scratch? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
697 Bow wow wow woB 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
698 It's OK. They can't see us. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
699 Now we're alone at last! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
700 No, YOU have dog's breath. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
701 "Great, now you're telling me you gave me fleas.' 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
702 Is he still President? You look. No, YOU look. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
703 Wow -- you have a long tongue. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
704 Thank you for meeting me here, Agent Cooper. Are you absolutely sure you weren't tailed? 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
705 I know I'm preaching to the choir here. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
706 Funny, you don't look at all like your picture. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
707 I'm a dog? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
708 Ha ha, you look ridiculous! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
709 It's to prevent the microwave surveillance. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
710 This is what I call a sub-woof-woof-er. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
711 Do you hear an echo? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
712 I'll lick your wound, you lick mine, and this meeting never happened. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
713 So, we're just doing this for the next four years? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
714 What happens in the cone of silence stays in the cone of silence. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
715 You first. Turn around. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
716 So it's awkward. At least, we can't be hacked. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
717 I don't think the NSA can hear us, but I'm beginning to worry about the Russians. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
718 We can safely talk politics, now. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
719 Honestly Rex, I don't think the Russian care what we're saying to each other. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
720 well, now that I've got you alone... 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
721 We have nothing to be ashamed of. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
722 Nobody asked my permission, either! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
723 Stop barking! There's an echo in here!!! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
724 Great, now our braces are stuck together. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
725 You back up! No, you back up! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
726 I don't think they can see us. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
727 And what are you in for? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
728 That was a heck of a party. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
729 What's with all the secrecy? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
730 OMG, we're invisible! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
731 Just keep pushing, and we'll have these things off in no time. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
732 I don't think they can see us now. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
733 Try wiretapping this! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
734 You're lucky you had coverage, I have not even met my deductible yet 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
735 What is said in the cone, stays in the cone. Agreed? 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
736 Are you sure this is effective against microwave surveillance? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
737 It's a boxer rebellion. Meet here at midnight. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
738 I'll bite yours, if you bite mine. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
739 If we take turns turning around, it might just work. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
740 I know; I can't lick yours either. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
741 Let's see Obama tapp this conversation. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
742 This conversation is off the record. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
743 This is ruff. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
744 Why are we whispering? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
745 It's annoying, but the acoustics are great. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
746 It's called a Barka. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
747 The surround sound is pretty good. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
748 Maxwell Smart. Who's yours? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
749 New Yorker, please do something about the ops-up that blocks the cartoon! 1.2065 0.06093 92 81 3 8
750 I chew off your stitches, you chew off mine, and no one needs to know. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
751 Does my breath smell?" "Yeah. Does mine? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
752 OK, it's a deal. You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
753 Are we secure? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
754 If you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
755 You sure this is encrypted? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
756 Together we can lick this. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
757 Let's tell everyone we are from France. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
758 Ok, now we can talk. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
759 Are you sure this is how babies are made? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
760 When canines Skype. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
761 Keep this under your hat. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
762 Losing our health insurance won't be all bad. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
763 Are you sure these can't be wiretapped? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
764 Magnetic dog cones were eventually deemed a failure. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
765 Boy, the humans weren't kidding about dog breath! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
766 I'm not supposed to date in recovery. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
767 Before you say no, I just had a bath yesterday. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
768 If we put our heads together, I bet we can get out of this situation. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
769 I normally don't go out on blind dates. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
770 I’ll lick yours if you’ll lick mine. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
771 I tell you what, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. 1.2000 0.05954 90 79 4 7
772 Kinda kinky, but, personally, I prefer sniffing. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
773 If I lick yours, will you lick mine? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
774 I like the privacy too but I kinda miss sniffing your butt. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
775 Fleas to meet you 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
776 We’re in a secure location now, we can speak candidly. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
777 At least we have our tails. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
778 I love how this makes your breath that much worse. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
779 Well, at least we can kiss. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
780 My hypothesis? A bark amplifier. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
781 You lick mine and I'll lick yours. Deal? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
782 Let's see the CIA try to hack this. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
783 Wait, don't go. I haven't finished telling you about my operation.. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
784 woofle cones 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
785 I too am failing to appreciate how wearing a lampshade ever became a comedic trope. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
786 I feel your pain. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
787 See, my cone IS as big as yours. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
788 It's the default privacy setting. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
789 I'll lick your stitches if you lick mine. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
790 Let's call it a woofer. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
791 Care for a Tic Tac? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
792 I think our vet is kinda new... 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
793 Seems a lot to give up for a little privacy. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
794 You gave it to me. No, you gave it to me. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
795 Someone has dog breath. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
796 Shhhh... you lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
797 If you bite mine, I'll bite yours. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
798 Finally, some alone time. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
799 Believe me, they're surveilling us. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
800 They'll never find us! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
801 Betty told me that Donna saw Julie talking to Gary about what Ralph was doing. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
802 Okay, here's the plan: You lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
803 Thanks for meeting me like this, but I have a secret. I know who the good boy is… 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
804 They'll never find us in here! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
805 This is what we get for crying woof. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
806 Your breath is heavenly... Whose garbage did you get into this morning? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
807 I'll scratch you if you scratch me 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
808 Face it - we're licked. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
809 You wanna breath mint? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
810 Have your guy call my guy. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
811 "Your own good?" Yeah, mine said the same thing. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
812 How did Lady and the Tramp do it? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
813 There's no way they'll find us in here. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
814 Are you sure this is how puppies are made? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
815 We've been hacked. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
816 Trump meets Putin at Trump Towers 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
817 We can't let that damned cat get away with this. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
818 So this is Coney Island. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
819 It's OK, we're in the cone of silence. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
820 Put your tail down so we don't look suspicious. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
821 One of us needs mouthwash. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
822 So Maxwell, what happened?....Missed it by that much, Chief! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
823 I don't know how they work either, but I too feel strangely unhorny. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
824 Their masters' voices. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
825 Put your tongue back in your mouth. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
826 Back up. Let's see what we're eating here. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
827 Can you hear me now? ... Can you hear me now?? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
828 Boris, are you sure we are not being wire tapped? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
829 ...breath mint? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
830 You hang up first. No, you hang up first. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
831 Are you sure we're invisible? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
832 Is that your breath or mine? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
833 Psst.... If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
834 I can still smell your butt. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
835 Nice set of canines. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
836 Sorry, I was looking for your butt. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
837 At last! No one else can see us. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
838 This stays under the cone of silence. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
839 Tell you what, I'll gnaw on your itchy stitches if you gnaw on mine. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
840 They refer to it as Facebark. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
841 Someone needs a mint. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
842 You pull my stitches and I will do yours 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
843 It's cool. No one can see us. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
844 Quit your bitching. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
845 Tell you what... You scratch my ears and I'll scratch yours. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
846 Hello, hello, echo, echo... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
847 I hear an echo 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
848 Definitely, revenge is appropriate. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
849 See Spot scheme. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
850 We just have to face that we look like fucking idiots here, Rex. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
851 We just need some time to find ourselves. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
852 Boo! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
853 So here's the deal: You lick my wound and I'll lick yours. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
854 Here's the deal. I can't lick myself. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
855 I'm wagging my tail because my reception is perfect! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
856 I'll scratch yours if you scratch mine. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
857 Now remember --- this is purely confidential. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
858 Do you think anyone can see us? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
859 Please don't raise your voice inside here. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
860 A hundred thousand years of symbiosis and this is what we get? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
861 You're right. It's better without protection. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
862 Better inside a liberal bubble than out chasing alternative cats. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
863 Even the Russians can't hear us now. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
864 The humiliation continues. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
865 Trade licks? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
866 Finally some privacy 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
867 I thought the saying, "Put your heads together", was a metaphor? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
868 Did yours get cut off too? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
869 Is that your breath or mine? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
870 Why do you keep saying everything twice? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
871 How many times do I have to tell you? NO TEXTING AND RUNNING! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
872 Maybe it's just the cones, but you sound about an octave higher. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
873 I was chasing a car. What were you doing? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
874 Conservatives discussing climate change. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
875 This is the best way to cover up my meeting with the Russian wolfhounds. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
876 Only three years, 10 months to go. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
877 ....and how long are you in for? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
878 What happens in the cone of shame, stays in the cone of shame. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
879 They think that this will stop us 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
880 No, you be the chief. I want to be '86. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
881 "You too? Did they really think they could teach you a new trick? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
882 No, you let go. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
883 Could you turn around? I can't place you. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
884 From one conehead to another, our barks are worse than our bites. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
885 So wait, Obamacare and the Affordable Cone Act are the same thing? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
886 Agreed. I'll scratch your ears and you'll scratch mine. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
887 I'll lick your butt if you'll lick mine. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
888 Careful, I heard the squirrels are tapping our cones. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
889 At least I get the Animal Planet Channel 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
890 "It was funnier on Saurday Night Live". 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
891 Dammit Max, the cone of silence never worked on "Get Smart!" 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
892 I learned this from a French poodle. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
893 No Barking. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
894 K-9 FOCUS Group. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
895 Pretty sure we're a shoo in for going viral. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
896 Lets keep this between us. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
897 I'll chew on yours if you'll chew on mine. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
898 It's called docking. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
899 I hear we are both the life of the party. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
900 No one can tap our cone of silence. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
901 My main food source thinks I'm his best friend. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
902 I think we're doing this wrong. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
903 Jeez Frank, you could really use a greenie. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
904 Do you think they see us? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
905 Do they know the Vets only put these on us to jack the fees. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
906 Have you been eating onions? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
907 TrumpCare 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
908 Ruff day? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
909 I'll scratch your butt if you scratch mine. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
910 Don't tell the cat about this. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
911 This is much better…on the internet nobody knows you’re a dog! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
912 Hey, you're right. I can hear the ocean. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
913 I think the microwave can't hear us now. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
914 I'm bisexual !! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
915 What's said in the cone - stays in the cone. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
916 The hounds of silence. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
917 The microwave won't be able to read our lips. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
918 No one can see us. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
919 Raising your voice in this situation only makes matters worse. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
920 Focus. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
921 Can you smell me now? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
922 We gotta stop meeting this way. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
923 If you scratch my itch, I'll scratch yours. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
924 Hold still. The cat reads lips! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
925 How about if I scratch your butt, you scratch mine? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
926 Here's licking at you, kid. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
927 Amazon hired me to deliver lampshades. You? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
928 I have the unlimited barking plan, but the roaming charges really add up. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
929 Whisper so the microwave won't hear us. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
930 It's as we both suspected.Thanks for looking. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
931 You voted for this coverage. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
932 Whoa, are we having an eclipse? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
933 I'll lick yours if you lick mine. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
934 Okay. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
935 Lick mine first. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
936 The cat's been wiretapping me. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
937 Whatever happened to two orange juice cans and a string? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
938 Shall we call it even? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
939 If we don't see ball, does ball exist? 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
940 I never realized how MUCH you slobber, until now. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
941 Hell no. You turn around. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
942 Let them wonder. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
943 You smell mine, then I'll smell yours. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
944 A private chat room at bitch.com. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
945 The swift bird flies at midnight... 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
946 This is the cone of shame. No one can hear us in here." "What? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
947 At last we can have some privacy! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
948 Wow, it really stinks in here. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
949 Let's make a deal on scratching. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
950 Your breath smells amazing in here. Is that liver snaps? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
951 Face time is always more awkward than I expect it to be. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
952 Act natural. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
953 Obama has wire-tapped all my chew toys. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
954 So whatever is said in the Cone of Silence stays in the Cone of Silence. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
955 Think they can see us? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
956 They told me if I like my vet I can keep my vet. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
957 How disappointing. I always envisioned the "cone of silence" as being more high tech. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
958 The acoustics in here are incredible. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
959 This is the best way to avoid media leaks. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
960 To be fair, they made that spaghetti kiss look so easy in the movie. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
961 Are we seeing eye to eye yet? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
962 Could you hum, "Who let the dogs out"? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
963 Hear no Tump, see no Trump. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
964 No, you turn around. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
965 I bit the mailman, what did you do? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
966 Finally, a place we can talk. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
967 Let me explain, it's kinda like 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours'... 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
968 This is the first time I've sniffed the front of a dog. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
969 Conespiricy! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
970 So, you lick mine, I lick yours? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
971 Careful. They may be surveiling with microwaves again. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
972 You are taking this wiretapping paranoia a bit too far. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
973 Two cones don't make a right. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
974 It's not you. It's me. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
975 These hearing aids aren't very powerful. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
976 Nothing you say to me will leave this room. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
977 I hear evil, see evil, and smell evil. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
978 What was your co-pay? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
979 I still can't hear you 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
980 You're taking this Cone of Silence thing a bit too far. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
981 Your breath is worse than your bark and your bite. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
982 Can you scratch my butt? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
983 For OUR own good? I don't see any on them! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
984 The first rule of Flea Club is: You do not talk about Flea Club. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
985 What say, I'll scratch your back, if you scratch mine? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
986 I sense a bouquet of Alpo with a tinge of Milkbone 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
987 We have GOT to get ahold of PETA. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
988 I think I like sniffing butts better. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
989 Wrong end. Wrong end. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
990 Do that thing with your tongue one more time and I'm out of here! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
991 SMART CONES 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
992 Who CARES which of us is a good dog? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
993 I'm glad we can speak privately now, but you really have dog breath. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
994 Damn this magnetic trim. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
995 Beats me? Some kind of reverse engineering. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
996 re@L_d0gs_sn!ff_buttz. Now I verify your password. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
997 No ! You move back ! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
998 The vet did what to you? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
999 Okay, on the count of three pull back. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1000 No, YOU get out of MY face. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1001 No, you hang up! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1002 mr. Watson, Come here - I want to see you. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1003 Now I know what the vet means when she says halitosis. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1004 It was love at first sight, though I will admit we had tunnel vision... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1005 Are they covered by the Affordable Cone Act? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1006 On the bright side, we don't have to fuss around with contraceptives anymore. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1007 Tunnel of Love 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1008 No YOU hang up first! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1009 I was told this would be a blind date 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1010 What happens in the cone stays in the cone. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1011 It's already been seven dog minutes. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1012 That surgery was ruff. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1013 I'm going to bite whoever gave the cat crazy glue! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1014 Oops--wrong end. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1015 So, what are in for? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1016 Ewwww, less tongue! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1017 Now can you hear the ocean? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1018 So, where's your butt, anyway? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1019 Conical visit. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1020 Okay, it's agreed then... I'll lick yours, then you lick mine. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1021 I hear you but I can't see you. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1022 Hey - we could hotbox the shit outta this. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1023 Oops! Sorry, I thought that was your butt... 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1024 Activate the Cone of Silence. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1025 Just now you change your mind about having puppies? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1026 The squirrels will still be there - can we just talk for a minute? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1027 Who did yours? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1028 If a flea bites, and one cannot see it, does it still itch? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1029 I'm just saying, Boris, there are things they do NOT want us to know. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1030 So, what are you in here for? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1031 Chief, this is Max 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1032 The CIA has nothing on us ! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1033 Tee-hee! They'll never find us in here! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1034 It's a deal. Now sniff my butt and my people will be in touch. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1035 Your owner must have been at the Fashion Week shows too. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1036 Heh, heh... They'll never find us in here! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1037 I do still care but I just can't smell what you're thinking anymore. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
1038 You don't get this virtual reality thing either? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1039 Let's see them wire-tap this 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1040 Next time let's just text. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1041 First, they remove my ability to have puppies. Then, "This". 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1042 Thanks for agreeing to meet me in private. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1043 Yeah, I was blindsided too. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1044 Agent 99 is that you? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1045 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Deal? 1.1852 0.06114 81 72 3 6
1046 So it's a deal? You lick mine, and I'll lick yours. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1047 It's agreed then. You sniff my butt and I'll sniff yours. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1048 If we just had bulbs, we could be lamps. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1049 No YOU hang up first! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1050 It's a dog-meet-dog world in here. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1051 "Cable news and tweeting to his base? Why doesn't he just sniff butts? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1052 One of us has terrible breath. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1053 We're invisible! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1054 Heads or tails, it's just not working. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1055 Are you sure they can't hear us from the microwave? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1056 It's the Code of Silence NOT CONE. . 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1057 They’re tapping our cones. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1058 My therapist said it's time to "think outside the cone". 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1059 We can't see them, so they can't see us. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1060 I think we're alone now. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1061 Relax. Nobody can see us in here. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1062 Ha, ha, ha, our masters will never see us now! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1063 Our best hiding place yet. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1064 I'd like to see that Russian Blue Cat from the embassy next door hack this conversation. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1065 So...what did you eat this time? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1066 First Rule of Cone Club: Never mention Cone Club 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1067 Max ... are you sure the 'Cone of Silence' is really necessary? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1068 Are you here for the breath mint study? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1069 Whatever you do, don't bark! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1070 We need to bark. Plain and simple. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1071 Your favorite Saturday Night Live skit was "the coneheads??!!" Me, too! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1072 No barking in the "Cone of Silence". 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1073 That was quite a party last night, eh? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1074 Let's sue for loss of consortium. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1075 Shh! I think we're being wiretapped. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1076 On the count of 3, you whine and I'll bark. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1077 I wish my cone was this nice inside. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
1078 My first blind date. Yours, too? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1079 If we can't see them, they can't see us 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
1080 Sweetie, I'm sure. Our vet is a sociopath. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
1081 I called this closed door press briefing to address the false reports that I lack impulse control. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1082 Lucky? Is that you? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1083 Right, so we agree to keep this whole episode in the cone? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
1084 No, YOU'RE shouting! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
1085 Think they know we're in here? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
1086 Yes. It's the same species that developed the Mars 2020 Rover. This is the best they can come up with for us. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
1087 ...and then, that bitch had the nerve to say... 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1088 Let's get a second opinion. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1089 If I lick yours, will you lick mine? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1090 You're right, it does enhance your dog food breath. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1091 Listen. I'll lick your stitches if you'll lick mine. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
1092 Damn, every time we meet they turn the lights out. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1093 Cone of silence activated. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1094 These cones aren't the only thing that's emasculating. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
1095 This is my idea to keep deaf dogs from reading my lips. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1096 Yes, we can still do our 'hello and smell-o'! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
1097 This bites. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1098 Usually when he says, 'roll over' it ends on a much better note. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1099 Not what I expected when I heard the White House wanted to test a new method to stop leaks 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1100 No way Obama can wiretap us. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
1101 They never told us about this when we were domesticated. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
1102 No...I'm not seeing anyone else. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1103 Houston.....we have a problem! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1104 I'll show you yours if you'll show me mine 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1105 The acoustics are fabulous in here! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1106 Where'd MY body go? Where'd YOU'RE body go?! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1107 Yes, but isn’t this better than getting stuck the other way? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1108 You don't have to yell. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1109 Alpha Dog, do you copy? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1110 I just wear mine for the privacy. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1111 Can you turn around please? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1112 This sure beats lowering the Cone of Silence. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
1113 you roll to the right, I will roll to the left 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1114 Bow wow wow woB 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
1115 Ok then. We have a butt lickin" deal. Right? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1116 Let's talk revenge 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1117 A rare look at the mating ritual of Elizabethan Collies. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
1118 I am not ashamed to be seen with you, I just think they're cool hats. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1119 Are you looking at ME? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1120 They're saying 3 more weeks before I'm allowed near a butt again. You? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1121 ... and then Bannon said to Spicer... 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1122 Sorry. Wrong end. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1123 Just when I thought it couldn't get any more humiliating. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1124 Hold still so they can't see us. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1125 The only way to keep from hearing about politics. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1126 Wow! I really can hear the ocean! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1127 I'm backing off when the slobber gets to my nose. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1128 DIDN'T I JUST SEE YOU AT THE VET? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1129 Get your shame face on! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1130 You look familiar, but I can't be sure until we get these damn things off and sniff butts. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1131 He said the virtual reality would be completely immersive but I still itch. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1132 This support group reached capacity quickly. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1133 Remember, what I told you is confidential. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1134 How can I scratch your itch, if I can't even see it? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1135 What hole in the wall! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1136 Yes, I know it's not perfect, but, if you scratch my itch, I'll scratch yours. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1137 You can leave the echo chamber if you want, but I'm telling you, the alternative is worse. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1138 A Meeting of the Blinds 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1139 Let's run away together and never look back. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1140 Now . . . here's my plan. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1141 Do you smell something? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1142 Air holes would've been nice. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1143 Head to head in a dog eat dog world. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1144 I am all ears. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1145 I'm sure we can figure a way out of this if we put our heads together. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
1146 You’re right - the spaghetti thing was better 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1147 I think my food dish is monitoring me. 1.1733 0.06402 75 68 1 6
1148 Good, now do my other ear; then it's your turn. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1149 Who's calling a spayed a spayed? 1.1733 0.06114 75 67 3 5
1150 Shhh...I think the microwave is watching. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1151 If you are that worried about wiretapping, let's just go back to barking. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1152 Told you mine's bigger. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1153 Tell you what -- You scratch my ears, I'll scratch yours. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1154 Finally, we're alone. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1155 Alone at last. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1156 Program is still operational but they had to phase out the microwave cameras 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1157 OK It's just you and me 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
1158 Schrodinger's dog? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1159 How the heck are we supposed to catch balls in here? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1160 Do you think your parents suspect anything? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1161 Okay it's settled, then: You scratch my itch, and I'll scratch yours! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1162 Ohhh yeah...that's the spot. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1163 As you can see, the operation was a success. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1164 Next time let's order the lasagna. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1165 The vet calls it a Chinese dog trap. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1166 When the ad said Rorschach test, I didn't realize we'd be posing for it. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1167 You could say we're neck and neck, 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1168 Where do you want me to scratch? 1.1733 0.06114 75 67 3 5
1169 There - now what did you say they cut off? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1170 What is that smell? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1171 So this is what Trump's world looks like! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1172 We really can't keep meeting like this. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1173 Really Max. The cone of silence again. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1174 I think I prefer the butt sniff. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1175 What did you bite?" "A lamp 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1176 Great costume Max. You too 99. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1177 Shhh... If you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1178 Eww, double dog breath. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1179 Conic Relief! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
1180 Listen Frank. It's the same principle as the human's Chinese finger trap now just push in! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1181 Are these French cones? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1182 Psst. I'll lick yours if you lick mine. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1183 Ain't this a bitch. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1184 I can hear the ocean! 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1185 I think I stepped in something. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1186 Okay. Your super glue idea did work. Now what, Winnie ? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1187 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said "doggy style". 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1188 I can't see, but tell me if I still have my Balls. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1189 "I guess this is what they mean by 'dog breath'". 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1190 Thanks for agreeing to take the meeting given your condition. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
1191 I feel ya bruh, mine itches too. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1192 Man, these acoustics are great. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1193 I'll bite whatever is bothering you if you'll bite what's bothering me. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1194 Well, you're sniffing the wrong end, too. 1.1733 0.06114 75 67 3 5
1195 Granted, it may be slightly cumbersome, but it's the most secure, hack-free link I came up with. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1196 Tunnel Vision 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1197 Do you think anyone will find us? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1198 You were right honey, we can eat spaghetti in these things. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1199 Some party last night. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1200 Yes, you do have poop breath! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1201 Around here, everyone leaks. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1202 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been 49 days since my last confession. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1203 Isolationist paw-licy 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1204 I think we need the other end for making puppies." 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1205 Unless the CIA can hack into our smart-collars, I think we've finally got some privacy. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1206 I thought we could get out if we put our heads together. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1207 So this is the "Cone of Silence" we heard about. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1208 What are the chances? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1209 So this is the Cohen of silence? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1210 Tete a tete? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1211 Are we dogging or docking? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1212 Trust me, this is better than end to end encryption. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1213 Since they cut funding to PBS, this is the only way I can avoid the Three Tenors 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1214 Aw geez, they're both woofers. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1215 This blows encryption away. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
1216 This will never work—we're both too big-headed 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1217 You chew my leg, and I'll chew yours. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1218 We're good. Even microwaves can't get through. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1219 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1220 Thank you for meeting me in my office. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1221 Speak freely, we're in the cones of silence now. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1222 Listen, Beldar, if anybody asks just tell them that we're from France. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
1223 From this vantage point, you don't look as shameful. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1224 If they say 'roll over,' what are we going to do? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
1225 OK, now lick under my left ear. Oooh. Perfect. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
1226 See, now the Patriots can't read our lips and steal our signals. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1227 Don't move I don't want the mailman to see us 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
1228 Just shut up. You had me at 'bow-wow'. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1229 Every kiss begins with Kay-nine. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1230 Now this is a secure connection! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1231 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
1232 What happens in the cones stays in the cones. Got it? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
1233 Scooby would know what to doo. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1234 Remind me never to play fetch with you again 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1235 They're offering free postage and handling if we buy two items. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1236 Wait! I think we are picking up Trump Tower. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1237 Damn! They got yours too! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1238 Trust me - your bark is now worse than your bite. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1239 Max, I've asked for the Cone of Silence to tell you that Chaos found a way to turn us into dogs! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1240 I always say, to gnaw yourself is to know yourself. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1241 I'm the one with dog breath? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1242 We can't be seen together. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1243 Really?! I hear the ocean too! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1244 You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, Donald. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1245 Oops--wrong end. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1246 Is 2020 here yet? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1247 Stop copying me. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1248 The acoustics are amazing in here! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1249 Finally, we're alone. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1250 Okay, what's so important that we need the Cone of Silence? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1251 Welcome to my sphere of influence. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1252 This 'Lady and the Tramp' sequel needs a bit of work. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1253 Oh look, it's the new iCone. They're using FaceTime. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
1254 If they had bothered to do a little user interface research, they could have fixed this design flaw a long time ago. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1255 I love you for your mind, Josephine, not your body. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1256 Do you hear what I hear? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1257 You won't believe the dumb thing my owner did today! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1258 When they asked if I wanted a cone, I thought they meant ice cream. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1259 Wow. Talk about dog breath! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
1260 It's my first blind date. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1261 Once we're out of recovery, we'll start again from scratch. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1262 You scratch me and I'll scratch you. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1263 What can I say? I like lampshades. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1264 No, YOU turn around first. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
1265 On our first date, we shared a cone 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1266 So glad we had this tête-à-tête. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
1267 If you lick my butt I'll lick yours. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
1268 We have to stop seeing each other this way. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1269 You can be Jane Curtin and I'll be Dan Akroyd 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
1270 Relax, Ginger did it in heels. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1271 I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
1272 Between us, if this was the fashion in Shakespeare's time, count me out. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
1273 you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1274 So, Max..." - "Yes Chief? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
1275 The Russian Wolfhounds can't hack us now! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1276 Okay, Tuesday, at the dog park. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
1277 Maybe if we stay like this, Trump will go away. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
1278 You too? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
1279 Where you headed? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
1280 I can't see a thing!....Who said that?? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1281 pity party at the dog park 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1282 Frankly, I'd rather be licking my nuts. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1283 From Dog's mouth to your ears... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1284 Could you lick something for me? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1285 So near, and yet so far. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
1286 This would be way better if your cone was on your butt. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1287 is this as humiliating for you, as it is for me? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1288 How government secret classified information is really shared. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1289 There is no barking in the cone of silence. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1290 So how long have you been on Facebark? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1291 I'll gnaw on your stitches if you gnaw on mine. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
1292 This isn't what I had in mind when I agreed to couples counseling. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1293 No caption but have artist write "make America great again" on each cone 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1294 I gotta say it's an improvement over the way we normally greet each other. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1295 Okay, so after I've licked your stitches for 10 minutes, you'll lick mine for 10 minutes... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1296 Baxter hadn't seen the outside world in 2 days, but there was no way he was letting go of that bone first. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1297 Agreed. I'll scratch your back, you'll scratch mine. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1298 My bitch is getting suspicious. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1299 Check out this Dolby surround sound! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1300 The Deep State at work, or the Cone of Silence 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1301 So, here's the plan. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1302 The movers just packed the toaster and microwave...I think it's safe to talk now. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1303 One of us really needs a mint. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1304 You have dog breath. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1305 Oh, I get it, like 'Strangers on a Train', I take care of your problem, you take care of mine. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1306 I sat on an ant hill, what're you in for? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1307 Not too much tongue, ok? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1308 You just had to chew on the super glue, didn't you? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1309 Spayed? No, Elizabethan. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1310 Of all the hip joints in all the world, you had to walk into mine. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1311 Dr. Watson, can you hear me. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1312 Face Off 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1313 I said "heads" first. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1314 Of all the grin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1315 Ok, I'm listening. You've got my undevided attention. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1316 We've been hacked. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1317 Alone at last. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1318 December 2016 surveillance of Russian Terrier meeting with General Flynn's dog at an undisclosed Washington, D.C. location. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1319 Sometimes I wonder whether my worldview is too narrow. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1320 Thankfully for Pavlov's dogs, Schrödinger was a cat person... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1321 Yes, I said butt breath 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1322 No woofie leaks here! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1323 Will you stop yelling, 'Gimme a D'!! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1324 OK, now the microwave can't hear us. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1325 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1326 Still not getting Animal Planet. Are you? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1327 We may be bugged. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1328 Being neutered provides for a much better conversation. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1329 Radar love. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1330 Are you 'wiretapping' me? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1331 I will scratch yours if you will scratch mine. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1332 And to think we used to sniff each other's butts to say hello. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1333 Dude, I totally echo that statement. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1334 This portable Cone of Silence sure beats the one in the office. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1335 Nobody can see us now, right? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1336 Separated since birth, they had never before met face to face. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1337 Bite me. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1338 Do you see what I see? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1339 Being a white-collar dog is not exciting - but it pays the bills. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1340 Are we in the cone of silence, Chief? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1341 You're still not really seeing me, Ed. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1342 I'll scratch your itch if you scratch mine 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1343 I didn't blink. YOU blinked. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1344 Are you certain the microwave can't hear through these? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1345 Shame loves company. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1346 Do you think they can see us? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1347 It's over. A part of us is missing that we can never get back. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1348 Where's your better half? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1349 I was expecting a bigger crowd. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1350 Well, at least we don't have to worry about being wiretapped! 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1351 Listen carefully. I will bark this only once. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1352 I've always wanted a woof over my head 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1353 We should stop meeting like this. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1354 I'd like to make one person-to-person call... 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1355 Just until he lifts the travel ban. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1356 Apparently Obamacare isn't the only thing that is getting fixed. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1357 No, you're in a bubble. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1358 Let's just stay calm and wait for Mom to sort this out. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1359 On the count of three... 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1360 This will be a little more awkward when we switch to the butt-sniffing phase. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1361 ...breath mint? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1362 You chew my back, I'll chew yours. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1363 Be careful. They're narrowing down the possible sources of the leaks. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1364 I liked it better when we could sniff butts. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1365 It's all fake news anyway. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1366 At least the cat can't read our lips now. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1367 I hear ya. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1368 But the nice cat promised us a treat if we stayed. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1369 What did they tell you? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1370 Ssshh. My dog dish is tapped. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1371 It's not shameful if they can't see us. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1372 Of course I'll lick your paw but, first let me tell you about my procedure. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1373 I long to lick you in public 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1374 We can't keep meeting like this. I've changed. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1375 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1376 Oh yeah, well your bark sounds higher too! 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1377 You've got dog breath. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1378 We've got to stop meeting this way. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1379 No, I can't hear the ocean 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1380 I'm sure of it, this will double our cell reception. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1381 The NSA can't breach the cone of silence. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1382 I told you not to leave the superglue where the cat could get her hands on it! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1383 Sorry for the increased security but my phone is being wiretapped. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1384 We simply must stop meeting this way. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1385 Bow? Wow! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1386 Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1387 OK,can you hear me NOW ??? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1388 The acoustics in here are unparalleled. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1389 Now, this is just between the two of us. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1390 Shame on us. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1391 Pet post-vet tête-à-tête 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1392 First dates are always so awkward. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1393 I may be neutered, but I still have resting bitch face. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1394 The Vet says I have tunnel vision. How about you? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1395 My right! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1396 They'll never know we're licking each other's nose. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1397 I asked you not to tell me that, Agent 99 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1398 Sure, they protect against bugs, but what are we going to do about all the leaks? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1399 Max, I told you the cone of silence wasn't working. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1400 Et tu Brute? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1401 We are now in the Cone of Silence and cannot be wiretapped. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1402 Talk freely, our communications are secure 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1403 You think it's possible to get someone to drop a few breath mints in here? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1404 You are preaching to the choir! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1405 Obamacare vs. the Republican Healthcare Plan 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1406 I'll scratch your back if you scratch my back. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1407 Now you're probably wondering why I've asked you here today. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1408 Did you just eat some garlic? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1409 I'm glad you could make it on such short notice. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1410 What lightbulb? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1411 One of us has really bad breath. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1412 I miss the way we used to connect. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1413 You think MY breath smells? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1414 It's canine anti-surveillance equipment. Keep it quiet. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1415 Do you think we should of gotten cell phones? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1416 Ok, so we'll wait until they're asleep... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1417 Now...this is a cone of silence... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1418 This feels intimate, given we haven't smelled each other's butts yet. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1419 One of us has doggy breath. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1420 I'll scratch your ears, if you scratch mine. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1421 My guess is- there must be a shortage in Rocky Mountain Oysters. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1422 why is it so dark in here. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1423 Everything that happens inside the cone stays inside the cone. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1424 ... and so then Fifi said, ... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1425 Finally, a sub-woofer for my surround sound. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1426 -MAAAX!!! -Oops, sorry chief. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1427 Well, what are you in for? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1428 Psst, can you do me a favor? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1429 I guess they've got us collared. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1430 So you've really never played telephone before? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1431 No, I think it's your breath. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1432 I am NOT grinning at you......I am bearing my teeth! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1433 This will thwart the lipreaders! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1434 OK Max. Very smart. Now let's get unstuck. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1435 I said take me to the Tunnel of Love, not the Funnel of Love. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1436 I have no idea who you are 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1437 We finally meet face to face. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1438 Do I have dog breath? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1439 Who's Maxwell Smart? 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1440 Psst...Hey, your a guy, right? Does neutered mean what I think it means? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1441 Obama is wiretapping us. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
1442 It's not that I don't care, but now that they're gone I figure I can focus on my career. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1443 Is this really what they mean by "headphones"? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1444 Ear infection, you?" " Witness protection program. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1445 So what's your secret? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
1446 Oh yeah, I can see your stitches.Mine's just part of a lawsuit scam. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1447 I'll tell you what - I'll bite yours if you bite mine. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1448 Have you considered breath mints? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1449 OK, Bobby, let's try this again. SO HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BRAND-NEW WORLD'S GREATEST HEARING AID SO FAR?? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1450 Thanks for the tip about switching from cable. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1451 Max, do you really think this 'cone of silence' thing is going to work? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
1452 This IS TrumpCare! You've come to the right place! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
1453 Who are you calling cone head? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
1454 It's not you. It's me. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1455 I dunno - do you hear a high pitched whistle? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1456 Got it. I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1457 At least we won't need hearing aids. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1458 Sorry about that, Chief. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1459 IS THIS YOUR SNOUT OR MINE ? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1460 Et tu Brute? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1461 Wanna a mint? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1462 I'll scratch your head if you'll scratch mine. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1463 This had better be important. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1464 Thanks for meeting like this. Listen, I'm sure the administration has bugged the dog house, the kennel, the car, everything. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1465 Welcome to the Cone Club, 'Rex Who Licks Incessantly.' 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1466 I've got an itch for you to scratch, if you know what I mean. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1467 This doesn't feel right. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1468 Turn around. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1469 Well, they can't stop us from making out. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
1470 The elusive couple, Donald J. Trump and Vladimir Putin, was pictured during a make out session out of the public eye. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1471 Aren't these supposed to be connected by a string? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1472 "You work for the CIA, too? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1473 Truth or dare? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1474 With this thing on I thought I'd never get another date. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1475 These days, even dogs live an echo chamber. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1476 Okay, if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1477 OK, NOW you can kiss me. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1478 Thank goodness, now we can't hear our master's voice. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1479 This is what we call the cone of silence. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1480 Not that it matters, but mine's a Louis Vuitton 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1481 Excuse me, I was looking for your butt. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1482 Because the doghouse is wiretapped, Fido, that's why. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1483 I'm sorry, but you don't smell anything like your online scent. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1484 Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1485 At least it's a step-up from sniffing butts. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1486 Lady and the Tramp and unspecified dermatitis 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1487 I think we're safe in here 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1488 I usually only sniff butts on the first date. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1489 You first 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1490 The first rule of the Cone of Shame is: you do not talk about the Cone of Shame. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1491 Left side. Center haunch. Medium itch. And you? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1492 Shame on me? Shame on you! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1493 When he hollers 'treat' you go first 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1494 What you in for? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1495 Welcome to the cone of uncertainty. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1496 It's not a cone of shame, it's an alternative apparatus. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1497 Enough about me - what did the nice vet take away from you? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1498 ooh, ooh, now do the other ear. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1499 Now tell me everything you know about Spot. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1500 It's the only way I know to avoid surveillance. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1501 I feel like something's missing. Hey me too. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1502 They did that to me too! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1503 Those cat show people are so uptight. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1504 Nope, can't smell your butt from here either. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1505 Lep go of by tongue! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1506 Are you sure we're alone? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1507 Who knew there'd be a sociopath in welding class? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1508 Is this line secure ? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1509 Coming this spring! Adam Sandler in 2 dogs 1 cone. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1510 I voted for Trump. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1511 I'm so happy that we are able to reconnect. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1512 This makes them SO nervous. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1513 I never knew your eyes were so blue! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1514 I love it when we both get meds the same week. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1515 It's a Kate Spayed fashion accessory, too! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1516 Lady and the Trump 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1517 At least this way we can't hear the cat 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1518 Are you sure the cats can't hear us when we are in the cones of silence? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1519 Let's take it outside. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1520 I'll lick yours, if you will lick mine. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1521 Are you sure this is a secure sight and we can't be hacked? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1522 Don't you want to smell my other end? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1523 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1524 Should we say Between You and I or Between You and Me? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1525 How's my breath? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1526 Next time we do this, go easy on the onions at lunchtime, ok? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1527 Fifi taught me a new position... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1528 Keep it down. The microwave is listening. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1529 Agent Smart reporting, chief. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1530 I'm in for felony wound licking. What are you in for? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1531 We're going to have to stop meeting like this. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1532 Shh, you'll give away our hiding spot! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1533 Arf! This is kinda romantic. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1534 You chew my stitches, I'll chew yours. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1535 So, how long are ya in for? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1536 So here's the plan... we lick each other's. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1537 Woof." "I know, it's, like, whatever. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1538 I am your father! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1539 Too many 'Get Smart' reruns. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1540 I call it conechat - very secure! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1541 I haven't been able to find the switch, either. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1542 Thanks Assange! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1543 "We've got to stop meeting like....Wait a minute! You're not Coco! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1544 I'll be wearing mine until the next election. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1545 Fancy meeting you here. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1546 Here's my plan. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1547 Well it beats solitary conefinement. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1548 Well you told me you weren't a fan of PDA. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1549 Have you been licking your butt again? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1550 I think that Fluffy is on to us. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1551 Shirley, I have eyes for no one but you. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1552 Can you keep a secret? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1553 Now, this is strictly between you and me 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1554 are these tight security measures really necessary? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1555 "I did not sign up for this flexible care plan! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1556 Is that you, Mr. Watson? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1557 This is better than sniffing our butts 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1558 Your breath is intoxicating. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1559 I was hoping there would be more in our support group. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1560 Please don't sneeze. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1561 No, I can't lick yours either. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
1562 This is certainly better than sniffing butts. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
1563 Interesting acoustics.... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1564 You're right. The one on 'Get Smart' is cooler. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
1565 I think a mobile phone might be more practical. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1566 I think we're being wiretapped. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1567 The only shame is that your breath smells like butt. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1568 Psst. I'll lick yours if you lick mine. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1569 A bark-to-bark double-header 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1570 can you hear me now? lol...bitch 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1571 I think you forgot your dental treat this morning. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1572 Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1573 A little less tongue please. 1.1429 0.06343 63 58 1 4
1574 This is strictly entre nous. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1575 If we work together, maybe we can lick this thing. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1576 Wow. Your breath really does stink. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1577 Initially distracted by their tug-of-war over the same toy, the dogs suddenly realized they had entered an alternate dimension. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1578 Ahhh, Ahhh-choo! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1579 Wait, this is the wrong end. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1580 Have you ever done it human-style? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1581 You had me at halo. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1582 We have to be careful.I heard a couple of St. Bernards once drowned in their own slobber. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1583 The cone of silence 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1584 Don't worry, we're invisible. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1585 You scratch mine, I'll lick yours. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1586 I'm just not in the mood anymore. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1587 Tell me what you're wearing. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1588 The humans are in such a bubble. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1589 Okay, Okay. We get it! No more eating poop in the yard. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1590 We're on a secure line, the Canine Intelligence Agency can't hear us 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1591 Do you have anything contagious? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1592 We've got to stop meeting like this (with "got" italicized). 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1593 Now we know "like dog breath" comes from. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1594 This is hot. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1595 You, my friend, have a severe case of dog breath. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1596 Did anyone see you come in here? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1597 Canine FaceTime 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1598 This election made me worry that we are just in an echo chamber. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1599 Hey, Look. It's the Cone brothers. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1600 I'll chew out your stitches if you'll chew out mine. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1601 What a coincidence-- I was neutered, too! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1602 This is not the end I was looking for. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1603 I'm stuck 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1604 Face time is overrated. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1605 An Elizabethan kiss. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1606 Wanna hear a secret?... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1607 Stop complaining, it's the only way to keep it from the cat! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1608 Tunnel Vision 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1609 And you said the other end would smell bad. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1610 Do you have a mint? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1611 Don't worry, they can't hear us. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1612 I'll scratch you if you scratch me 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1613 Oh god, I love that dead fish smell on your breath! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1614 Let's focus on each other 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1615 Amazing! My name's Elizabeth, too! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1616 It's a shame we can't find anyone else for our support group. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1617 Facebook for dogs 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1618 Hey, I can still smell my butt! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1619 It was either this or stick my head in the sand. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1620 We're going to need some counseling after that procedure. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1621 I have a PTSD about fetching balls now. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1622 In the panopticon, everyone knows you're a dog. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1623 Do you know what 180 degrees means? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1624 What's even more demoralizing is that he swears he's gonna make ME pay for it! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1625 I still think our fleas can hear us. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1626 I heard he's gonna grab the dogs AND the pussies. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1627 If dogs were covered by Trumpcare. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1628 We'll always have Paris. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1629 Who are you calling Dog Breath? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1630 I knew the "buy-one-get-one-free" deal was too good to be true. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1631 Don't cry, we can adopt. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1632 You nibble my stitches, and I'll nibble yours. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1633 Do I nose you? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1634 Scouts honor, you won't tell? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1635 We only have eyes for each other. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1636 I wouldn't stop licking my hotspot, .... you? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1637 Well, the even weirder coincidence is both of our owners being named Cohn. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1638 Are you sure no one smelled you come in here? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1639 What are you doing in a place like this? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1640 Just between you and me 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1641 I can't wait to be out of the Elizabethan Era. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1642 I have to be honest... it's not your best side. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1643 It's okay. We're all in the dark right now. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1644 Yeah, you were right. This is your tennis ball. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1645 This just gets us in a different kind of trouble. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1646 I DO LISTEN-isten-isten…. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1647 Given our situation, let's try out a mutual scratch pact. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1648 Wild party last night, huh? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1649 You Trump dog? I Sergei. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1650 Is that you, Agent 99? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1651 You don't have to bark. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1652 Are we still eligible for the Westminster Show? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1653 Well, at least we can't hear that dang dog whistle! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1654 well, my Broker is E F Hutton 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1655 I think we're getting too close for comfort. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1656 I'll lick your stitches if you lick mine. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1657 Heads I win tails you lose! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1658 I thought you were going to your (italicized) left. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1659 We can't lick our own, but... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1660 You're sure about the wiretapping? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1661 I lick you a lot ! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1662 It's better to encrypt our conversations from now on. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1663 Let's call a spayed a spayed. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1664 I'd rather not say. What about you? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1665 Love our tete-a-tetes. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1666 Gesundheit! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1667 Are you sure the squirrel's not in here? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1668 Is that music in my head or yours? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1669 Coney Island hot dogs 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1670 Your breath is killing me. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1671 Chew just a bit more to the left. Oh yeah. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1672 No way...THAT's what no littering means? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1673 Yes, wiretapping, microwave cameras...this calls for the cone of silence. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1674 This affirms why we prefer to sniff the rearend. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1675 When was the last time you brushed your teeth? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1676 So what's the big secret. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1677 Talk about tunnel vision! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1678 Cone- nichiwa. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1679 Minimalism is so overrated. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1680 This stays in the cone of silence. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1681 Do you love me? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1682 Altoid? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1683 Have any mints? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1684 Here's looking at you, K9. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1685 I know where your bones are buried. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1686 Without a butt sniff I don't remember you" 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1687 If we put our heads together.... We might be able to figure something out. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1688 With Canine Intelligence Agency monitoring everyone's conversations, this is our only recourse. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1689 It's safe to talk now. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1690 What do you say we come out of the closet together? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1691 Hey, who turned out the lights ? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1692 when we split there's no looking back. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1693 I think this setting is a little too intimate for a first date. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1694 Canine virtual reality 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1695 Do you think they'll find us? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1696 I won't tell if you don't tell. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1697 Sharia law is tough on us bitches. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1698 If you listen closely you can hear the sea. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1699 I feel your shame. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1700 Cone-fessional booth 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1701 We'll show them…and they thought ball licking was embarrassing. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1702 OK, Max, what is so secret we have to use the cones of silence? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1703 We didn't need the cone of silence for you to tell me you lick your balls, everyone already knows. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1704 We have docking. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1705 At least our conversation is not being tapped. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1706 Hey, who turned out the lights ? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1707 I enjoy your butt, but your breath is bad. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1708 OK! You go first. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1709 I've got to ask you for a really important favor... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1710 Finally some privacy 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1711 We have the same point of view. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1712 No, your breath smells like balls. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1713 This beats smelling your butt. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1714 Yeah, mine itches too. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1715 Bitch! It's You! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1716 Charlie, maybe if we put our heads together we can figure out how to fetch our balls. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1717 Personally, I'd rather be sniffing your butt. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
1718 20 bucks says they're making a Trump joke out there. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1719 I'll get right back to you. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1720 For the last time, Rex, WILL YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1721 No you let go of the ball 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1722 When do we tell them we actually like these things? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1723 As I said. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1724 I echo that sentiment. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1725 Another hazard of doggy braces. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1726 When did you get braces? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1727 Maxwell Smart and Agent 99's dogs recreate the spaghetti scene from "Lady and the Tramp". 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1728 Are you talk'in to me? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1729 I hear the microwave is spying on us 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
1730 Is this a coincidence, or what? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1731 Mine too! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1732 We have to stop meeting like this...it looks suspicious. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1733 I hope this is the last time our Vet uses medical supplies from Ikea. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
1734 Life of the party too ?? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
1735 A blind date. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1736 I'll chew your butt if you chew mine. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1737 You've been watching too many Get Smart reruns 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1738 I'd like to slip into something more comfortable. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1739 On three, you lick my stitches, I'll get yours. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1740 when are the stitches coming out? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1741 Let's ask Kellyanne to take a picture of us. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1742 Did you hear about Daisy's abortion?! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1743 Regardless, I will not scratch yours. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1744 Kiss me you fool! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1745 Has your injury also brought you to a dark place? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1746 I'm pretty sure no one can tap a cone. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1747 Didn't I tell you not to play with crazy glue? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1748 Bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark, bark! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1749 Now, let's discuss those sanctions... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1750 Are you bugged? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1751 I just feel like we're all living in our own liberal or conservative echo chambers 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1752 Shh,--- I'll lick yours, then you lick mine. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1753 So, are we an item? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1754 You Complete Me 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1755 Agreed then. You chew mine; I'll chew yours. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1756 Well, mine doesn't cover distemper, rabies, liver or tick-borne diseases but it's beter than Trumpcare, and my premiums won't go up 80 percent. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1757 We've gotta stop meeting like this. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1758 who did you bite? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1759 Think they can hear us in here? I heard the yard is bugged... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1760 This is going to make kissing hard, but it does give us some privacy. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1761 I say we go feral. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1762 Don't ask." "Don't tell. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1763 'HEllo from the other siiiide...' 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1764 But what about us? We'll always have Paris. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1765 It was one hell of a party! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1766 Max, every time we use the cone of silence, something terrible happens 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1767 Normally I start at the other end too. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1768 I lick yours; you lick mine. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1769 Well, so much for doggy style. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1770 - I'll scratch yours, if you'll scratch mine - 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1771 I got my balls chopped off, what about you? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1772 Well, this is a fine how do you do. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1773 I hate it when you self-diagnose, 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1774 If you want to do it legally, never admit you're chasing a cat. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1775 How secure is your cone? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1776 On the count of three, we lick each other's stitches. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1777 'Needs no caption' * *not a caption 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1778 These tete-a-tetes don't mean we're friends. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1779 Now I think we're safe from any wiretapping devices. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1780 Bad breath is the least of our problems! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1781 This is the no bark cone. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1782 Chief, I'm sure Chaos has bugged one of my fleas. Yes, Max. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1783 First I'll lick yours and then you can lick mine 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1784 I ate his homework. You? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1785 You know what? Now that I look closely enough, your eyes are definitely black. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1786 Do you think they can see us? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1787 We need a string for it to work over distance. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1788 Cone dogs on a "shtick" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1789 Do you really think the FBI is trying to eavesdrop? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1790 Misery loves company. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1791 I like the bubble. I feel I can see myself in it. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1792 I bet my owner no person could come up with a caption for this. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1793 You lick my butt; I'll lick yours. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1794 Four years will go faster than you think! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1795 Now we're in the cones of silence tell me what you got from the wire tap. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1796 I haven't seen or spoken to any Russian dogs this week. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1797 Did you just here a dog whistle? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1798 The cats have taken over KAOS, Agent 99. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1799 We are one with the "cone of shame"... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1800 There's an echo on my side, are you hearing one too? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1801 Has anyone ever mentioned that you have dog breath? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1802 I'll bark less and wag more if you will. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1803 "It's just that, sometimes I feel like you don't see me". 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1804 What are you in for?" "What's an Elizabethan? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1805 You need to brush your teeth... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1806 I didn't even know anything was broken....... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1807 Two cones, one bone. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1808 I said, "Shuffle, Shuffle, Step. Not, Shuffle, Step, Shuffle!" Submitted by my daughter: Jessica Paul 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1809 It wasn't so dark when we were a three-dog night. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1810 I know it's Fashion Week, but don't you think an Elizabethan collar is really a bit too retro? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1811 I guess this makes us gender neutral. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1812 I think I'm a boy. You? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1813 Now we can talk in private 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1814 Sorry about that, Chief. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1815 We've got to stop meeting like this. The fleas are getting suspicious.... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1816 I can get over 100 channels. How about you? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1817 Now they'll never find us! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1818 Well this end doesn't work, turn around. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1819 My name's Vladimir, what's yours? 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1820 Inside voice. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1821 You would think that no one had ever seen cone-joined twins before 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1822 Living in an echo chamber cannot be good. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1823 I don't want the microwave to hear us. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1824 Long time no see? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1825 Deep throat. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1826 Wrong end. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1827 So everyone agrees he should be impeached. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1828 Well, Victor never had this problem. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1829 There was a two-for-one lampshade sale at k-mart. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1830 Rats, next month the Icone 7 comes out with colors. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1831 You bite my stitches and I'll bite yours. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1832 I'm fairly certain we're alone. . . So you scratch me, and I'll scratch you! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1833 Can I get a towel? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1834 I think somebody needs a mint. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1835 Me? Jock itch. What are you in for? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1836 Lick a little to the left. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1837 You didn't hear it from me, but they're going to cut your balls off. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1838 Max and Chief didn't realize when they put their heads together to make a cone of silence that no one could hear them beg for treats. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1839 It's a new idea I have. I'm calling it "SnoutTime." 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1840 In a stunning policy reversal, the A.S.P.C.A drops its opposition to dog fighting...under certain conditions. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1841 Promise you won’t tell anyone. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1842 It could be worse — at least they put it on this end. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1843 I'll nibble your ear if you nibble mine 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1844 Whatever happened to being joined at the hip? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1845 Promise me that if we every get out of this, we will definitely do it again. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1846 Do you come here often? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1847 We Come From France. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1848 I guess we're the two of "spayed". 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1849 Privacy is everything the vet promised it would be. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1850 i believe the kennel is 'wire-tapped', so let's just keep this between us 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1851 Well, now that we are alone... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1852 We no longer need to meet this way Drew, it's 2017. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1853 I echo your feelings. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1854 You're right. Coldplay does sound better in here! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1855 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was your butt. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
1856 Veterinarian Sub-Woofer. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1857 It's fine well just stay like this till 2020 and he's gone. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1858 OK. Got it. We lick each other where it hurts on 1 . . . 2 . . . 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1859 At least we can scratch noses. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1860 It's the only way to prevent leaks. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1861 You never know who could be tapping your cone. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1862 Hello! Can you hear me? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1863 ...No, YOU move! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1864 Houston, we have a conundrum. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1865 Less tongue. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1866 I don't think sensory deprivation is for me 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1867 I've been itching to meet you. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1868 Marco.... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1869 Wrong end. Wrong end. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1870 I'll bite your spot if you bite mine. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1871 He's going to build a wall, and make us pay for it. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1872 Ever feel as if our hatred of the cones is an inescapable echo chamber? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1873 The worst part is, I can't lick my own balls. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1874 You had me at Woof! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1875 Hey, there's a class-action on these! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1876 Well, at least i'm not scratching anymore. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1877 It beats chasing our tails. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1878 It's the only way we can elude the NSA. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1879 Do you have any breath freshener? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1880 Are you sure these cones can block the microwave oven's camera? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1881 You lick my ear and I'll lick yours 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1882 How come I have to be the tramp? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1883 It's OK. I cleared my bowser history. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1884 So, how do you like "speed dating" at the kennel? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1885 You're a really good licker. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1886 "Thanks for joining me in the canine cone of silence.' 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1887 Ok, now what?? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1888 I want to start seeing others. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1889 You'd think they'd cover our asses. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1890 So we scratch each other's backs, euphemistically speaking? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1891 No one can hear us. You didn't really offer the Russians a lifting of sanctions, did you? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1892 I'm just not sure that this is the answer to our intimacy issues, Brianna. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1893 I knew you'd be back. life ain't easy on the outside, Sparky. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1894 I don't like PDA either. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1895 Who needs peripheral vision? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1896 Animal magnetism 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1897 Chronic crotch sniffing. What are you in for? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1898 When a bark is worse than the bite 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1899 The administration says we can't be wiretapped this way. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1900 No, I DON'T like the smell of garlic treats! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1901 This face-to-face hello just doesn't smell the same. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1902 You're a cone head! No, you're a cone head! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1903 Kissing is just not as fun as smelling. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1904 Tudor fashion really chaps my hide. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1905 Did you cone yet? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1906 Finally, some peace and quiet 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1907 You could use a Tic Tac. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1908 I'll scratch your butt if you scratch mine. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1909 Look on the bright side--we don't have to fetch. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1910 Do you really think this will beat the wire-taps? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1911 His rallies will fade. Let's just enjoy our I scream cone. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1912 Now can you hear me? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1913 You do mine. I'll do yours. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1914 OK, you breathe out and I'll breathe in. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1915 I love you." "I love you more. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1916 I've heard that vet owns shares in the company. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1917 I always wondered where the term "it's a dog-eat-dog world" came from. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1918 You lick my rash I'll lick yours. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1919 Let's keep that in the cone of silence. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1920 “Trust me, no one can hear us now”. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1921 Unfortunately, there's always a new punishment for chasing tail. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1922 They assured me that these shades are gender neutral. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1923 Fifi, I'm so glad we've had this tête-à-tête. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1924 I'LL PULL OUT YOUR STITCHES IF YOU PULL OUT MINE 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1925 If we could just put our heads together, we could come up with a solution. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1926 No! I haven't been seeing anyone else! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1927 My balls were bigger than yours. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1928 Did you check for wiretaps? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1929 Don't worry--the Kremlin has yet to hack the Elizabethan collar. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1930 The Canine Centipede 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1931 You're sure they can't hear or see us, right? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1932 Two cone heads are better than one. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1933 And when I said "Rex told me we're going to build a big, beautiful wall, and the chihuahua's going to pay," well, you can see how that turned out. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1934 [What Happens at the Kennel Stays at the Kennel] 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1935 Ten bones says we go viral with a foxtrot. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1936 I'm itching to get rid of this thing. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1937 Is this channel secure? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1938 Take your time and take two steps to the left. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1939 I'm fine. My owner got it so he doesn't feel awkward when I greet fellow dogs. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1940 This is awkward. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1941 So this is what they meant by, 'Leave the new lamps alone.' 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1942 They cut 'em off, then this stops you from licking there. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
1943 I was hacked 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
1944 Yes, it would break some boundaries, but we both could use a good licking. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1945 Thank God they only fitted this end.... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1946 Hey!...at least they got a room (..sort of) 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1947 Canine virtual reality now includes dog breath! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1948 With all those microwaves out there, we can't be too careful. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1949 Can we go someplace more private? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1950 DON'T BITE MY HEAD OFF! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1951 I don't think the humans can see us now. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1952 I will if you will. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1953 For your ears only ... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1954 I'll turn around first. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1955 So, what are we missing here? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1956 What echo-echo-echo? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1957 Let's see them tap this conversation. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1958 You chew my stitches and I'll chew yours. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1959 Look at me when I'm barking at you! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1960 It's annoying but I got a killer tan. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1961 You might try Listerine. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1962 Haven't we met somewhere before 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1963 Are you sure no one suspects we've been seeing each other? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1964 Time to call Ben Carson? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1965 OK, what's the plan? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1966 I laid down with the neighbors dog and got up with fleas. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1967 I can't be sure, but I think our licking days are over! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1968 There's no way the cat will find us now. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1969 How do you like our new secure communication system? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1970 Want to make out? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1971 It looks like we're now stuck with the American Vet Care Act. 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
1972 Can we stay like this until the next election? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1973 This was NOT my idea of a blind date. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1974 If you see something, say something. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1975 It's not so bad now that we're allowed conjugal visits. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1976 Another one of your master's brilliant ideas? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1977 Ok, when I said if we put our heads together, we could probably figure a way out of these...um this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1978 Do you feel a draft? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1979 Did you hear? Bob's leaving. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1980 I told you if we did this they'd draw a cartoon about us! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1981 The last time I mentioned where the kibble is, it ended up on WikiLeaks. I’m just sayin’. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1982 I only have eyes for you. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1983 Do you know what halitosis means? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1984 Do you really think Princess can lipread? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1985 #@doggerheads 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1986 Quick, I think we're alone. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1987 I'm not allowed to butt sniff either. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1988 did you say quid pro quo? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1989 You too? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1990 I heard it from the horse's mouth. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1991 Theirs was a forbidden love... 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1992 It's not like it's a Rubik's cube—just let go of the rope! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1993 And I say it's prostate, not prostrate! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1994 Come just a little closer. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1995 What are you looking at? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1996 A million hits minimum and we get diddly-squat. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
1997 Your nose is warm. Should I worry? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
1998 Everything that happens in the cone of silence stays in the cone of silence. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
1999 It's a dog meet dog world. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2000 It's important we spend time at this end too! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2001 Believe me... I so understand. You are preaching to the choir. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2002 How will we be able to tell when one of us blinks? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2003 Okay, you gnaw my leg and I'll gnaw yours. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2004 Stuck in the middle with you 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2005 At least Yuri can't intercept us now 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2006 I'll lick you if you lick me. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2007 Humans are monsters. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2008 Hi, Beldar, I'm Premack. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2009 No one will find us now 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2010 tent-a-tent 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2011 Do I have the wrong end? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2012 The commercial said our snouts should start looking smaller in days 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2013 I guess Trump was serious about the new security measure. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2014 Phew! Got tired of smelling the other end 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2015 Ther're used to prevent concussions. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2016 t last! We finally meet face to face. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2017 Yeah, and I'll scratch yours. Just like the lawyer in the house says. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2018 I thought he said, "We're moving back to the 'hood'. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2019 Rin Tin Tinder hookup 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2020 Yep, they neutered me too. What say we start a consultancy practice together? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2021 Ok guy this is how it works. I scratch yours... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2022 This isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2023 Watch what you say. I think mine is wiretapped. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2024 Houston, we have contact 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2025 Vets discovered the cones used after surgery ,were a great help with "hard of hearing" dogs. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2026 My collar was hacked. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2027 Private conversation 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2028 But, do we need a Cone of Silence? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2029 I told you your doghouse was being tapped. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2030 No Max! Not the cone of silence! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2031 My ears? You should see your ears! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2032 You lick mine, then I'll lick yours. Deal? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2033 Ready to scare some cats? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2034 Forgive me, Fido, for I have sinned. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2035 So THIS is why they call it the cone of shame! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2036 I know we've never met, but I feel oddly connected to you. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2037 I feel like I'm talking into an echo chamber these days 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2038 Finally, we can eat spaghetti together without it ending up on YouTube... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2039 Scratch my back." "No, you scratch my back. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2040 I'm not ashamed! Are you? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2041 I don't think this will stop the leak. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2042 Small world, isn't it? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2043 Remember, what happens in the cones stays in the cones. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2044 Your place was wiretapped also? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2045 This beats smelling our behinds. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2046 Fox! Fox! Fox! - - Breitbark! Bark! Bark! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2047 Have we met before? Please turn around so I can identify you. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2048 This way we cannot be hacked 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2049 Never thought we'd have to employ the cones of silence again 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2050 Just behind the left ear there, ahh, yes. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2051 Do you hear the ocean? I don't hear the ocean. They assured me I'd hear the ocean. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2052 Coneheads! Somebody call SNL! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2053 Okay, now that we have some privacy, here's the plan.... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2054 A kissing dog never bites. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2055 Are you sure those Russian Wolfhounds can't hear us? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2056 Better than the other end 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2057 I really like the privacy of these things. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2058 These collars work great for giving us privacy to lick each other's faces, but will they also fit around our waists? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2059 Woof? Woof. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2060 This isn't exactly what that RCA dog was doing, but it probably would have been if they'd had stereo then. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2061 It's ok to speak freely..they can't hear us..we're under the cone of silence . 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2062 I wish they had these things for butts. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2063 Bitch. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2064 What was that, Chief? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2065 What do we do next, Bannon? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2066 I only have eyes for you. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2067 Some kind of dog virtual reality thing 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2068 As the trend to repeal civil right continued, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" made a staggering comeback. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2069 Alright, here's the plan to steal Butch's food. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2070 So much for swiping right based on the wrong photo. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2071 OK, who barks first? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2072 Don't bark so loud. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2073 We may be in an ideological echo chamber, but at least we see eye to eye. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2074 The Chinese Dog Trap 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2075 My tongue's not long enough. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2076 Cone of shame? They told me it was the cone of silence! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2077 Oh, that's good. Just a little bit lower. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2078 Don't you wish there were Tic-Tacs for dogs? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2079 It's going down tonight. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2080 You're still allowed to leak appropriately. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2081 Great. We're stuck, Fifi will be home any minute, and I'm already sleeping in the doghouse. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2082 Nap on two. Break! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2083 Yeah, well I'm gonna beat this wrap. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2084 It's a deal. You first. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2085 Thanks to Doggie Dating Service, I found a perfect partner! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2086 A French poodle taught me how. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2087 So, what are you in here for? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2088 These new cone phones are great! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2089 Thanks to geometrist, David Hirsch's dogs (Pi and Squircle) the sphericon is born. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2090 Yeah, apparently I can't get enough of myself. How about you? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2091 We can hid from the vet in here. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2092 It's a deal ! I'll lick yours and you will lick mine ! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2093 No, *you* back down, bitch! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2094 I could talk to you all night. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2095 Cheaper than renting a kennel with twice as much privacy 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2096 I'm impressed with this new countersurveillance technology. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2097 And if thou bark into the abyss, the abyss will also bark into thee. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2098 You chew my back, I'll chew yours. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2099 I think if you could just relax we could separate.... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2100 You lick my butt, I'll lick yours. Deal? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2101 Do you feel like we're living in an echo chamber? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2102 whenever you're near me, i hear a symphony... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2103 You lovin' this Elizabethan obedience stuff? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2104 You know I would give you one, if I could. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2105 And I used to think they were being overly dramatic about 'dog breath.' 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2106 I'll lick your balls if you lick mine. 1.1132 0.06409 53 50 0 3
2107 This is the worst vet's waiting room ever! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2108 Canine Match.com 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2109 Any good dirt to share? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2110 Who you calling dog-eared? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2111 I think we're sniffing the wrong side. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2112 And yet they're powerless to keep us from licking at each other, my dear 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2113 Staring contest, you and me. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2114 Let's have lunch. My owner will get back to your owner. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2115 Chief? Max? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2116 There must be a better way to avoid wire taps. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2117 Siamese dogs 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2118 They can't hear us, so the deal is you lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2119 Let's stay mum---'til we learn what's missing. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2120 You lick me and I'll lick you. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2121 "not much, how 'bout yourself"? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2122 Let's get some ice cream. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2123 One of us has really bad breath. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2124 Have you contacted PETA? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2125 I like meeting in private like this. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2126 I'm glad you see things my way. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2127 She said that to your face?! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2128 Are you hearing an echo too? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2129 So close and yet so far. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2130 Dude! I got mine free, too, with my Smartphone! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2131 Let's move to Coney Island! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2132 Did your French bulldog friend teach you this? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2133 What is that thing you are wearing? Mine is a lampshade. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2134 I don't think they'll find us in here. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2135 Dear God, there's a terrible echo in here. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2136 You really think this will go viral? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2137 "it's because the microwave is recording my barks", 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2138 The funnel of lover 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2139 I'll tell you a secret, but it has to be under the cones of silence. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2140 I'd love to... but tonight's not the night 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2141 I C U 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2142 I see where you're coming from. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2143 Coneheads caught solving world's problems. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2144 Hey cool woofer man! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2145 Ahhhh, that's the spot! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2146 Don't worry...no one will know what we're doing! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2147 I'm FBI undercover and you must be CIA Black Ops 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2148 So, you voted for him, too? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2149 No, you lick me first, then I will lick you. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2150 They say we're living in an echo chamber. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2151 Listen. This is strictly off the cuff. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2152 It's a real dog-eat-dog world out there. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2153 My operation was a breeze but I'm still suffering from butt-sniffing withdrawal. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2154 Maybe this will block the silent whistle. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2155 Can we talk in private? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2156 That Russian wolfhound down the street has hacked into our system! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2157 Max, now that we're in the Cone Of Silence, I have something important to tell you! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2158 Remember, what's discussed in the Cone of Silence, is for our ears only. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2159 Can you believe this is really part of the training to become a member of the CIA's Canine Unit? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2160 - Great idea Toby, now we are stuck. - At least I went for the face first…. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2161 Madam, I'm Adam. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2162 Yeah, WikiLeaks is a real bitch! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2163 Wow you smell good like opossum. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2164 I heard on Dog News that the Russians and British are scent tapping. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2165 I never thought it could be like this. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2166 Need breath.....Need mint. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2167 We should stop meeting like this. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2168 They took yours too? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2169 Dogs in cones are closer than they appear. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2170 Barf! Dare ya! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2171 Let them try to wire tap this 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2172 Okay. We're alone now. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2173 No. Really. This will work! Backing into these cones! Me first... 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2174 Are we a he or a she? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2175 It's really loud in here. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2176 Is there an echo in here? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2177 On three, I'll check yours, you check mine. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2178 Do you hear an echo in here? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2179 You aren't alone... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2180 Can you hear the ocean? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2181 You said bone? I thought you said cone! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2182 You blinked. 2 out of 3? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2183 We don't need the Cone of Silence, we're just barking at each other. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2184 I know, I can't either. Wait! What if I lick yours and you lick mine? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2185 Ok, count of three. You chew my sore, I'll chew yours. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2186 We've got quite the cone-ction. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2187 Hello from the other side. I must have called a thousand times. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2188 I don't think this is what I meant when I asked, "Can we neck?" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2189 I DID hear her say leave it...but that stays in the cone of silence. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2190 Are you an "F", an"M" or one of the alternative alphabet? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2191 And I thought losing my urge was the worst part... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2192 I was just spayed. And you? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2193 Sure, it looks stupid, but better than getting hacked again. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2194 Hey, If you will lick me I will lick you. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2195 I am all ears. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2196 Oh alright, you can kiss me, but no tongues. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2197 How long have you been with the CIA? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2198 Licking my wounds. What are you in for? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2199 Gender identity? No, it's your biological sex that's got me stumped. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2200 I feel closer to you already. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2201 Now's a great time to practice our English. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2202 I'm too old to get Facebark. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2203 Trust me. This works better than tinfoil. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2204 So it's agreed. I lick yours, you lick mine. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2205 I can't understand you because of the echo. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2206 Shshsh...here's an idea; I chew on your foot if you chew on mine. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2207 It's a silo. No, a bubble. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2208 So this is what the humans mean when they complain about echo chambers. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2209 Stupid Vet. Stupid Cones. I got a solution let's lick each others wounds. You stupid sicko. I'm out of here. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2210 The Pellet with the Poison's in the Vessel with the Pestle. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2211 I don't want to look either, Murray. Did the vet leave us anything? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2212 The Siberian Husky won't be able hack our communications now. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2213 Let's make America Great again 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2214 Wanna neck? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2215 i just think these politically correct greetings are scentless. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2216 Beats what we used to sniff. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2217 This won't impasse the smell test. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2218 Paradigm shift! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2219 Rex! Long time, no sniff! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2220 So your legs became invisible too? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2221 We'll always have Paris. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2222 Kissing used to be easier. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2223 You're right, the acoustics are better. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2224 We should figure out a way to bottle this dog breath. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2225 Apparently we have the same vet 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2226 I'm sure that we can come up with a great Health Care Plan. 1.1132 0.06409 53 50 0 3
2227 Before we start to kiss, I gotta tell you I have a horrible itch on my rear end. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2228 Are you hearing strange things too? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2229 Keep it moving, nothing to see. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2230 Overrated doesn't begin to describe the concept of magnetic attraction. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2231 If you chew on my tail, I'll scratch your ear. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2232 Detective dogs cone of science 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2233 When this comes off I'm totally sniffing your butt. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2234 I hope Russia can't hack our cone 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2235 At least it doesn't have to be fed. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2236 Well, I say we blame it on the mailman. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2237 Ha! Joke's on them - they'll never find us in here! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2238 I told you: no more spaghetti until the stitches come out! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2239 If you try to itch mine I'll try to itch yours. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2240 Supposedly it's shameful to share spaghetti. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2241 Didn't you love that anesthesia? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2242 Peek-a-boo 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2243 It's nice to share bones, in our private cones! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2244 Who needs E-Harmony and Tinder when folks like us can still meet the old fashioned way? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2245 I heard this is the only way to avoid a wiretap. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2246 There's no way Trump will be President." "So true. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2247 Okay..I'll lick yours if you lick mine. Now how do we deal with the toilet bowl problem. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2248 If you see something, say something. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2249 Can you hear me now? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2250 I'm sure we can figure this out if we put our cones together. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2251 I'll chew yours if you chew mine! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2252 Yes, we are docking, but it is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2253 Are we wiretap proof yet? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2254 The fix is in. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2255 I just can't believe they would do that to me. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2256 Can we talk? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2257 Your lips taste like penicillin. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2258 You're blocking my signal. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2259 You were right, your nose is still cold! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2260 I feel your shame. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2261 Agent 86, do we have to use the cones of silence? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2262 It's a deal. You lick my sore and I'll lick yours. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2263 Can you hear the ocean? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2264 You do mine. I'll do yours. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2265 This way they can't read our lips. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2266 Ready for our doo-et? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2267 Hello, Darkness, my old friend. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2268 Is this what they mean by tunnel vision? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2269 I've never smelled a butt like this before... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2270 Is this up close and personal enough for you? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2271 Is this how we mate? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2272 Is this the best we could do in our security upgrade? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2273 Dog Encryption 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2274 Okay, so here's how we'll get the butter from the counter without the microwave seeing... 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2275 Are we really in the cone of silence? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2276 Finally, we can eat our pasta in peace. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2277 I miss pee-mail. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2278 I got the idea from watching Get Smart. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2279 What do you think about adopting? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2280 No shame in experimenting with the latest in canine attachment-based therapy. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2281 Tunnel of Love 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2282 I hate Daisy's new haircut, but keep that in the cone of silence, okay? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2283 I hope the operation worked. I'm tired of being conjoined. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2284 You let go first. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2285 Given the current political climate, I'm glad we can see eye-to-eye for a change. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2286 They told me we were going to the park! The cat has been talking about revolution, I'm in. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2287 Rex, I think your plan for Canine Facebook needs a bit of tweaking. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2288 Would you mind repeating that? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2289 First-time dog whisperers. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2290 Bite me. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2291 At least you sired a litter first 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2292 The acoustics are great! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2293 I say we call a spay a spay. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2294 They call this "insider trading." 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2295 How about if you lick mine and I lick yours 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2296 You'll have to sniff my nose instead........ 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2297 We've got to stop meeting like this. My wife is calling the Vet. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2298 We'll just tell 'em we travel in our own circles... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2299 Dogs memorizing for Bark Mitzvah. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2300 Do you think the microwave can still hear us? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2301 Just below the ear…down a bit… 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2302 Your tail or mine? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2303 This is my first ever blind date. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2304 Hey, do you think you can scratch behind my ear? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2305 Cone with me. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2306 Doesn't this seem counter-intuitive to YOU? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2307 Okay, I turn around and you get to sniff, then we both turn around and I get to sniff. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2308 Very funny...yes...I can hear you now 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2309 Here's the deal. You chew out the stitches on my leg and I'll chew out the ones on yours. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2310 It smells like your butt in here 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2311 I'm afraid to look. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2312 Honestly, Biggie, part of me doesn’t want to know why. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2313 I detect an echo. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2314 Are you looking at ME? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2315 Are we well-connected, or what? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2316 Are your sure this is how we make America great again? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2317 I got a tick, but you need a Tic-Tac. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2318 Okay, 99, this is the new Cone of Silence. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2319 This probably wasn't the best time for a 'Lady and the Tramp' reënactment. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2320 That's a deal then, yea? You scratch my leg and I'll scratch yours. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2321 No worries - It's all in the cone of silence. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2322 Ok, now what?? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2323 Are you listening? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2324 Can you keep this under your hat? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2325 Let's keep this quiet. . . 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2326 You have to let me know next time you intend to wear this. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2327 Smells like Friskies in here. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2328 Now that we've done the bark part of this stupid study, why don't we fake the bite part. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2329 Two words: Breath mint. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2330 At least no one can read our lips. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2331 Your breath stinks. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2332 Did Verizon cut you off too? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2333 I know, right? Don't tell the dachshund. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2334 I wish I could spin my head like Linda Blair. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2335 Silly me. My owners promised me a cone and I thought they meant ice cream cone. Fool me once.... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2336 Finally putting these awkward items to good use! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2337 Dog collar, wiretap—same thing! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2338 I only have eyes for you, too. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2339 Finally we can eat our spaghetti in private. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2340 Okay, Max, what's so important that we need the cones of silence? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2341 It could even be the microwave.... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2342 The security system looks primitive 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2343 Have I told you lately that I love you? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2344 DOGONIT!! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2345 If you scratch my nose, I'll scratch yours. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2346 Now that we've tricked them into giving us the "cone of silence," we can make our plans. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2347 Facetime for dogs. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2348 WHEN I SAID I WOULD MEET YOU IN PRIVATE I DID NOT MEAN THIS!!!! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2349 If they're trying to listen, they're barking up the wrong tree. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2350 So here's the deal...when there gone, you kick some of the leftovers into this thing, and I'll do the same for you. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2351 so, who is your vet? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2352 Now that we're alone... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2353 They should have done this at Trump Tower. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2354 Our owners don't deserve us. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2355 Stuck in the lampshade again. You? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2356 Victoria meets Albert 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2357 When you said you didn't like public displays of affection, I didn't know this is what you had in mind. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2358 You lick my wound, I'll lick yours 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2359 French kiss in a double cone. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2360 'First Conetact' 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2361 What is it, Agent 86? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2362 Okay, here's the plan... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2363 I will scratch your nose if you scratch mine. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2364 Flynn, that you?" "Yes, I think we've established a secure com line now. So as we were saying about sanctions... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2365 They can't stop us from licking in here. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2366 Give me the spaghetti. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2367 They said 'get a room' but this works I guess... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2368 Canine Conference Call 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2369 Are you sure nobody can tap us? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2370 You're all I see. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2371 It's just 28 years, Buddy... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2372 What must the children think! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2373 I can't take my eyes off you. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2374 I'll lick your ear, you lick mine. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2375 You may now kiss the bride. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2376 The shades are drawn-now what? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2377 We're just not seeing nose to tail on this issue. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2378 This conversation stays inside the bubble 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2379 Are you sure this is how Nipper got started? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2380 Rookie surveillance dogs 1.1132 0.06409 53 50 0 3
2381 Read my lips. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2382 Boy, I could REALLY go for a sno-cone. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2383 I'll lick your wound if you'll lick mine. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2384 Boy, Our breath really is bad! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2385 Max, is that you? I can't see a thing. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2386 Your breath smells familiar. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2387 This is fun, but nothing beats licking my butt. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2388 Tell you what... You scratch my ears and I'll scratch yours. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2389 Lamp shade disease spreads rampantly in canine population. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2390 How 'bout a French kiss? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2391 Cone here often? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2392 Hush up, they're listening through our microchips. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2393 When I pee I pass "Wikileaks." 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2394 Ummm, whose nose do we follow? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2395 Don't worry, Donald! Even the Brits can't tap into our Cones of Silence! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2396 No, YOU look silly in that thing! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2397 Somehow, the spaghetti thing doesn't seem as cute now. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2398 Wrong end. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
2399 Back to sexting?" "Yep. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
2400 At last privacy ! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
2401 Your cone or mine? 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
2402 I'm pretty sure this is a HIPAA violation 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
2403 Do you think there's life out there? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
2404 I need a breath mint? You need a breath mint! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2405 Speak up! At my age, how do you expect me to hear you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2406 I'll gnaw yours if you'll gnaw mine. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2407 You know, this is great, but your dog-breath is killing me! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2408 Can I interest you in an Altoid? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2409 You were right! I can't hear that damn vacuum at all. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2410 I bet this was in the fashion issue. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2411 Doggy style 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2412 I will lick yours if you like mine. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2413 yeah...you smell different today too... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2414 Are we in a Safe Space? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2415 This beats end-to-end encryption. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2416 Am I hearing an echo?" "--an echo? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2417 Who knew we would both be reborn as dogs, Chief? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2418 Hello, Vladimir. I'm Donald. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2419 Censorship knows no bounds 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2420 Faking injury to find love. How ingenious! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2421 If we each take one step forward we should be able to extricate ourselves from this mess. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2422 Woof! .........woof woof woof woof woof... Now you try. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2423 Dog-ing. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2424 Okay, Vladimir, here's the scoop. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2425 your breath is disgusting! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2426 We can talk, they can't read our lips. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2427 Now that no one's looking ... 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2428 Chapter 1: He knew it was doomed the moment he met her in the Spay/Neuter Support Group. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2429 No, no surgery, I just have some unappetizing habits. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2430 Remind me again what we were trying to do here. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2431 You're right. Sniffing this end is better. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2432 I'm so glad we had this time together. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2433 We can't go on meeting like this! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2434 We can beat this! You lick where I'm neutered and I'll lick where you're neutered. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2435 I hate the Year of the Dog. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2436 Nice to have a safe space. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2437 I think the cone of silence is broken Max 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2438 It's a little dark in here. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2439 I knew GMO pet food had a downside. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2440 The Canine Cone of Silence. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2441 Shame of cone of shame. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2442 I said tick not bug. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2443 This is the only way to ensure we won't be hacked. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2444 Are you positive this is secure? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2445 Why I compulsively lick my nuts, too! Say, we could team up and drive our masters crazy. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2446 Better reception in here than the microwave 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2447 Talking to you is like being in an echo chamber. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2448 Don't worry! What two dogs do in the privacy of their own cones is no one else's business. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2449 We're like siamese cats" "twins rex, its siamese twins 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2450 My owner sucks! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2451 Privacy has a price. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2452 Let's Kiss and Make-Up! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2453 Just deny we ever met- that always works! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2454 I`ll lick you wounds if you`ll lick mine!] 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2455 We really should diversify our news sources. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2456 At least we can still kiss. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2457 Want to french poodle? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2458 There's got to be an easier way to prevent identity theft. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2459 We have to wear these cones because he's uncomfortable drawing genitals. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2460 They call it the cone of silence. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2461 No, mother, he operated on other parts of my body. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2462 My insurance can unhook us, but we have to try physical therapy first. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2463 I 've been surveilling the cat next door, but keep it in the Cone of Silence, OK? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2464 Maxwell Smart says we may now speak securely. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2465 Trump, believing his dogs have been wired tapped, has them only communicate through the cone of silence. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2466 Is this Ryancare or Obamacare? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2467 I think we need to get out of our bubble. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2468 Lampshades were on sale. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2469 How are we going to get the egg rolls out? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2470 Lately, my personal hygiene has been a bitch. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2471 What is a nice dog like you doing in a place like this? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2472 Since the election, I've started reading feline literature to get a different perspective. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2473 Hee hee! Now they won't know what we're saying! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2474 Chief, this has to stay in the cone of silence. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2475 This is more fun than secure encryption 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2476 Max? Chief? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2477 Try putting yours on your butt. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2478 It's my turn to lick your butt. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2479 Stuck in the middle with you 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2480 Whoever said your bark's worse than your bite was right! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2481 Nothing going on in here... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2482 No. You turn around. ["You" in italics] 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2483 Fox says Bo tapped my dog dish. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2484 No, it's my turn to hide. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2485 Can you believe the latest tweet?" "I know right? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2486 Nope. The other side is still smells better. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2487 Your breath is worse than your bark! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2488 Then they said, 'There's been a mistake--Moonlight is the actual winner'. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2489 What !!! The poodle told u what! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2490 I feel your pain. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2491 You have pretty eyes. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2492 Life's A Bitch 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2493 Max....! The Cone of Silence never works! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2494 Don't let them know we also kiss. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2495 Yes, indeed, your face smells of my behind as well! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2496 Misery loves company. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2497 How about you scratch my butt and I'll scratch yours? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2498 It's a dog meet dog world. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2499 Lick mine, I'll lick yours. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2500 As if there's anything left to chew on! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2501 I'll bite your back if you bite mine. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2502 The Canine Centipede 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2503 See, no PDA. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2504 Okay here's the plan. You bite my itch and I'll bite yours. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2505 Ok, I'll scratch your excema and you'll chew my stitches out and vomit them on the carpet. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2506 I thought you were going to bring the treats. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2507 I think the cone of silence may be more trouble than it is worth. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2508 First they cut the testicles and now this?! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2509 No Barking. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2510 Wait...Did you just lick me? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2511 I prefer this over sniffing each other's butt. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2512 I suppose this could be worse. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2513 I know. My wife complains about that, too. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2514 I thought docking had to do with our tails. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2515 great idea, great idea, I can hear you much better 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2516 Peek-a-boo 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2517 It's none of their business! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2518 I heard it on Fox. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2519 I'm not sure of the mange, but you do have bad breath. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2520 Stop Pulling! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2521 Man, we gotta get out of this 'echo chamber'! 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2522 I'm always the last to know. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2523 So here's the plan; I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2524 We have to stop meeting like this. My husband is getting suspicious. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2525 Okay fine, I'll tell you. But you can't tell anyone I told you this. Master voted for Trump. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2526 So we meet again. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2527 Reality bites. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2528 Now it's my turn to report, and your turn to decide. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2529 I haven't seen you in a dog's age 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2530 Woof! My fleas are mating with your fleas. That could be trouble. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2531 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2532 I call this art piece "The Experience Cone." 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2533 Do you think our conversation is being monitored? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2534 I don't think the microwave can hear us now..... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2535 Just might dampen their unconditional love for humans. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2536 Don't blow my cover! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2537 You can't be too safe when Snoop Dogg is nearby. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2538 Hello, is there anybody in there 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2539 Echo Chamber 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2540 Healthcare in America, back to the Elizabethian times. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2541 Funny, we both have tunnel vision. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2542 Come into the room, Watson. Yes, Master, but who turned out the lights? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2543 First that hydrant, now this. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2544 Does this mean they don't like our trash talking? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2545 The true cone of silence. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2546 OK, I'll lick your spot if you'll lick mine. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2547 Let me get that for you 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2548 Your breath stinks. Turn around. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2549 Don’t mind that it evokes "His Master’s Voice". I hate the irony of nipper 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2550 Anything you can't reach I can reach better... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2551 The closer we get the the darker it is. "Nietzsche? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2552 Big deal you got neutered. I have to listen to the President's phone calls. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2553 It's only temporary. Trust me. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2554 Honey Pup, these cones are for a different kind of licking! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2555 Whoda thought? They've finally invented the Canine Cone of Silence! Cool! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2556 No. I'm man's best friend. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2557 One of us is just going to have to let go of the spaghetti this time darling. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2558 Don't bark or we're both goners! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2559 NSA?" "No, CIA 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2560 Trump and Pence meeting ..."Ok, we are in private now. Did he really bug you because they have flea baths for that. If you really have fleas. " 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2561 Am I chewing your ear off? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2562 Yeah, I'm undercover K-9 Corps, too. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2563 The Beast With Two Backs 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2564 Did you turn off the lights? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2565 At last, we are alone... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2566 noise-canceling headcones 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2567 No, I'm more ashamed 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2568 Do you snore? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2569 I'm afraid we're operating in our own echo chamber. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2570 "Do you come here often or is this a one time thing? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2571 It's not quite 'Hamilton,' but there's something artisanal about it. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2572 Hey..we just invented the first cone of silence!"What???" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2573 We could, but what's the point? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2574 And the best part is the microwave can't hear us in here. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2575 Elizabethan Stalemutt 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2576 Presidential Daily Briefing, circa 2017 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2577 This is there kind of private conversation. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2578 Lucky used this odd coincidence to privately tell Suzy that she should go to the clinic. After a pause Suzy decided to not crush Lucky and simply replied "Your a good boy Lucky, I will". 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2579 Cone here often? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2580 Shhh! I think Obama is spying on us 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2581 "Coned at Birth"! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2582 This is the only way our barks can't be hacked! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2583 Bro, on the bright side, two dudes with lampshades on their heads is pretty solid proof we throw a great party. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2584 At least we can still excrete. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2585 Looks like we're going to have to put that "dog eat dog" thing on hold for a while 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2586 Bless me, Father Terrier, for I have sinned, it's been six weeks since my last postal carrier........ 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2587 The upside? We can't get hacked in here. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2588 What a relief, to have a private place to meet where we can't be seen or summoned. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2589 A Combined Power of Over 250+ Channels 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2590 Elizabeth, can wikileaks hear us in the cones of silence? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2591 They can't hear us now. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2592 It's not aerodynamic when I'm running! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2593 Just chill. If we can't see them, they can't see us. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2594 I say the hell with it, and let’s call it a draw so we can go home and eat our dinners. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2595 Do you think this is what he meant by wiretapped? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2596 Don't you just love these new privacy collars. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2597 The code word is" g-o-o-d-b-o-y." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2598 This should fool the paparazzi. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2599 At least we have each other! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2600 1. We've got to stop meeting like this. 2. For once, we see eye to eye. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2601 Can You Hear Me Barking Now? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2602 This brings a whole new meaning to being a conehead... 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2603 Never mind not being able to lick myself. I'd just like to look down there and see what "getting snipped" means. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2604 Don't bite my tongue! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2605 Oh nice. Your breath is even better in here. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2606 I love the echo in here. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2607 So, no more "Heads will roll." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2608 My bite was worse than my bark. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2609 Should we adopt? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2610 I know! I itch to tweet fake news too!" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2611 When Dogs Conspire Against Their Owners 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2612 "Ok, this stays within the cone". 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2613 It'll be the best Modern Love column since Lady and the Tramp. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2614 Speak. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2615 Did your "master" take you to the vet & cut off your nuts too??? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2616 I'm sure this is how the alt-right echo chamber got started. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2617 How about a little quid pro quo? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2618 no one can hack this tête-à-tête ! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2619 You chew my wound and I'll chew yours. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2620 Come on, Fang. You know it is Control protocol for issues of this sort to use the Cone of Silence. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2621 Look, we've got to straighten this out pronto before it winds up on YouTube. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2622 Deep throat. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2623 You lick me and I'll lick you. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2624 The Comey Report 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2625 I think we are ready to do a French kiss in public. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2626 And you're sure this is the only way to keep the CIA from listening? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2627 Phew. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2628 Do you want a breath mint? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2629 They've taped our cones. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2630 Uh, arent we sniffing the wrong end? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2631 Supermans dog Spike uses the "Cone of Silence". 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2632 Look, to make this work one of us is going to have to turn around. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2633 When's dinner? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2634 Cone-joined twins 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2635 I have proof Obama wire tapped Trump Tower! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2636 I don't see the problem--the Cone of Silence works just fine. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2637 Would you consider using a microwave to spy on me instead? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2638 Hi, are you neuter the area? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2639 The Chinese finger traps were much easier. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2640 I kept nipping the cat, how about you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2641 Is that you Rex?? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2642 Do you mind holding this position until until November 2020? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2643 Russian spy dogs briefing each other about the "wires tapped" in Trump Tower just before the victory. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2644 Whatever IT is I got it too 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2645 You sure our cones haven't been tapped? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2646 If you tell Kellyanne, Omarosa will have a fit. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2647 I think we should explore a threesome. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2648 I'm too afraid to look. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2649 Doggie style 2.0 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2650 Pssst! Can you keep a secret? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2651 I voted for Donald Trump. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2652 Wow! It really does look 3D! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2653 Keep what I tell you just between us. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2654 Are we engaged? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2655 When was the last time you got to lick your balls? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2656 Mine's because I keep eating glue. Yours? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2657 And how! Way better than sniffing. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2658 Hey! Quit licking me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2659 We'll still have to unhook sometime, you know. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2660 cxxoxoxoxoxox 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2661 I know...but he double dog dared me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2662 Let's get out of our filter bubble and find out what the cats are saying. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2663 I'm no longer afraid in the dark. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2664 Are you familiar with the concept of 69-ing? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2665 See no evil. Speak some evil. Hear all evil. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2666 When Toto Met Lassie 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2667 Get out of my head! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2668 It has something to do with p × r2. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2669 Can you get this itch for me? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2670 Watch your step. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2671 That's why a wall won't work either. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2672 You've been Vetted too?!! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2673 It's okay. We're protected by the cone of silence. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2674 A breath mint would help; but this is a refreshing alternative. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2675 I told you it wasn't a good idea to Lady and the Tramp that. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2676 Wanna chew each other's stitches out? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2677 Hello. I'm nobody. Who are you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2678 Another Spicer news conference has gone to the dogs. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2679 Did you just say "you're nuts"? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2680 I'm seriously considering LASIK. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2681 Two heads are better than none. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2682 Hey what are you doing in there? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2683 My phone was tapped 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2684 They'll never find us now. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2685 so I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2686 We really need to find a new couples therapist. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2687 What is done in the cone, stays in the cone. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2688 What I tell you stays here, okay? Cones of silence. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2689 You bark first! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2690 This way they can't hear us talking about them! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2691 Kiss me you fool! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2692 That's right, microwaves can't penetrate these things! Now tell me what you've got on him. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2693 Boff and Zeke had invented their own cone of silence. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2694 Quit doing that, I can't breathe. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2695 We only need ONE cone of silence! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2696 The Act of Puppy-Cupping 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2697 hey bro 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2698 Gorilla glue and cones of shame? I tell you, Baby Cakes, conceptual art really sucks... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
2699 'I guess we can call this Two Shades of Darker." 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
2700 You're barking up the wrong cone. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2701 De lampshades hide delight! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2702 Gee I wasn't sure online dating was for me. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2703 Oh my! All I was going to do is hide the remote. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2704 Lick the other side. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2705 You're kidding! I had a paw infection too! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2706 Deep throat! No, deeper! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2707 It's about time we got together. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2708 Get Out 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2709 Get your tail up. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2710 It is just impossible to smell your butt with this thing. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2711 I guess we'll have to postpone our 'Lady and the Tramp' reenactment. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2712 Your breath's not so great either 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2713 What's our plan? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2714 Speaking of Politics... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2715 One of us is going to needs to change 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2716 Okay, you lick off my ointment and I'll gnaw on your bandage. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2717 I TOLD you that glue worked well. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2718 I'll sniff yours if you'll sniff mine. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2719 Spy dogs exchange top secret scents. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2720 The Canine Cone of Silence. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2721 Right! You scratch mine and I'll scratch yours! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2722 I'm with GCHQ. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2723 Now I see what Timmy means about 'dog breath' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2724 Oh yeah, right there, yeah, lick it, lick it, yeah right there lick it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2725 Virtual reality for dogs 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2726 Pair of the Dog 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2727 Ok, now we can talk. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2728 Listen closely and you can hear the distant echo of the cosmic Big Bark. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2729 I call this the invisibility cone 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2730 They may be blindsided, but for sure they are not going to be wire-tapped! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2731 Is that on your end or mine? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2732 I hear you. Can you hear me now? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2733 See, we're just a couple of flying heads now! I told you this was fun! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2734 Hey, this worked for Maxwell Smart! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2735 Ruff-bark-bark-ruff-bark? (Can you hear me now?) 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2736 Welcome to my personal hygiene support group. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2737 We need to stop meeting like this. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2738 The fact that we're talking is genre not cliche. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2739 Dog-eat-dog rapprochement. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2740 On three....break! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2741 No way. That's your breath, not mine! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2742 I thought you were going to tell them we were not siamese poodles!!! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2743 Woof ? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2744 Two heads are better than none. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2745 Oh hello 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2746 Woof? No, ruff! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2747 They thought the surgery would snip our feelings, but it's only brought us closer. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2748 Why the cone of silence? They don't speak our language anyway. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2749 I'm glad to see you too, but why is your bark suddenly so loud? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2750 Your paranoia is getting out of control. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2751 No one can see our love. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2752 Welcome to my happy place. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2753 Hear ye. Hear me. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2754 On the count of 3 let's conscious uncouple 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2755 His name's R. Bitchminster Fuller. It's called a Geodesic Cone. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2756 Finally - now we can speak candidly. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2757 Rex, if we're going to meet like this you have to stop eating your poo and eat more tic-tacs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2758 I kept YOU in the dark? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2759 You lick mine. . .and I'll look yours. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2760 Deploying cones of silence 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2761 good to see you Mr. Russian Ambassador.....good to see you Hillary... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2762 Small world. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2763 we are two dogs with cones on our heads ha ha 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2764 No one can hear us in the cone of silence. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2765 Who turned out the lights? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2766 I thought they'd never leave. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2767 Okay ... you first. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2768 Who says we are in an echo chamber? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2769 I'll lick yours if you'll like mine. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2770 It's a joke! Come on, you've never heard of M. C. Escher? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2771 Dog Whisperers. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2772 It's almost like the harder we pull the tighter this thing gets. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2773 No, no...you're doing it all wrong. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2774 We have meeting like this. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2775 Finally, Privacy! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2776 My owner said if I didn't use the cone of silence they would "de-bark" me. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2777 Together we can make our own margaritas, now shake. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2778 Speak softly. It was the only way I could think of where the NSA can't hear or see us. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2779 Is that you Shasta? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2780 OK, now, you lick mine and I'll lick yours. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2781 We're going to need a bigger spaceship, Harry. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2782 I keep telling you we've got to get out of our bubble. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2783 Are we related? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2784 TRUMP IS A LIAR - PASS IT ON ! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2785 Fifi and Fido, happy as can be, k - i - s - s - i - n - g! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2786 This cone of silence will protect us from leaks 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2787 The thing is: my bark is actually worse than my bite. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2788 I feel like we're growing apart. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2789 We have to stop meeting this way! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2790 "I believe it's pronounced "ruff", not "bark". 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2791 This will have to do since we can't text. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2792 Huh. Mine just hump on the bed... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2793 Wiretapping. Surveillance. Invasion of privacy. This should take care of that. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2794 Hey, my butt's back there. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2795 You lick mine, I’ll lick yours. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2796 My master is also a shady dude. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2797 Waffle, wafer, or sugar? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2798 You first 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2799 It smells of kibbles in here. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2800 Love at first sniff. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2801 Just when you think Trump/Pence 2020 can't cut another thing... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2802 Apparently we have to stop texting. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2803 I can't say I am not enjoying this. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2804 We may not be able to smell each other's butts, but we at least we can still be together. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2805 another fine mess you got us into! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2806 Cone of silence activated. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2807 you scratch my bacK and I'll scratch yours 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2808 Maybe next time. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2809 THIS SURE LIMITS FOREPLAY. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2810 Really? You're Itchy? Well, it's your lucky day, because I'm Scratchy! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2811 Détente ?? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2812 I'll lick your backside if you'll lick mine 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2813 I think I like your butt better 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2814 Oh hello 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2815 In your eyes, I feel no shame. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2816 Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Dog, Verizon sucks! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2817 Ok, what does my butt smell like? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2818 Nothing like dancing cheek to cheek. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2819 Cone heads unite! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2820 Dog breath! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2821 What would Caesar do? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2822 I'm getting Directv and Hulu. You..? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2823 So, tell me one more time - who am I to hack? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2824 You insist on doing everything I do. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2825 Harry, your tunnel vision is just too limiting. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2826 Ugh! I thought you said two cones were better than one. 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
2827 - What happens in the cone stays in the cone. OR - Impeach? Impeach. We're all in agreement. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2828 Nothing personal, but I prefer the tin-can-and-string idea. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2829 Forgive me, Fred, for I stole two of your milk bones this past week. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2830 Stick your tongue out. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2831 We need to exhale to break the seal 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2832 I'll clean yours if you clean mine. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2833 My God, it's full of stars! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1