Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
And lastly Father, I bit the mailman |
1.8909 |
0.01347 |
3814 |
1550 |
1130 |
1134 |
1 |
Tell me about it. It's been a week since I licked mine. |
1.8772 |
0.01365 |
3517 |
1394 |
1161 |
962 |
2 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.8664 |
0.01104 |
5254 |
2081 |
1794 |
1379 |
3 |
Just let go of the stick and this will all be over. |
1.8194 |
0.01401 |
3140 |
1302 |
1103 |
735 |
4 |
And you thought the cat couldn't open the superglue. |
1.7902 |
0.01228 |
4199 |
1862 |
1356 |
981 |
5 |
No offense, but I prefer your other end. |
1.7326 |
0.01246 |
3829 |
1786 |
1281 |
762 |
6 |
You're right! The acoustics are amazing! |
1.7297 |
0.01208 |
3822 |
1721 |
1413 |
688 |
7 |
Squirrel outside, freshly waxed floor, plate glass window. You? |
1.7272 |
0.01276 |
3691 |
1750 |
1198 |
743 |
8 |
No, YOU need a mint. |
1.7239 |
0.01191 |
3969 |
1817 |
1431 |
721 |
9 |
This is great. They'll never find us now. |
1.7024 |
0.01288 |
3559 |
1738 |
1142 |
679 |
10 |
It's been two dog years since my last confession. |
1.6350 |
0.01298 |
3263 |
1709 |
1036 |
518 |
11 |
They're called woofers...hear the bass? |
1.6260 |
0.03665 |
369 |
186 |
135 |
48 |
12 |
I love the privacy. I miss the testicles. |
1.6197 |
0.01985 |
1428 |
776 |
419 |
233 |
13 |
What are you in for? |
1.6126 |
0.01326 |
2914 |
1529 |
985 |
400 |
14 |
It's great that that this kennel allows conical visits! |
1.6073 |
0.01415 |
2806 |
1555 |
798 |
453 |
15 |
They said cones. I was expecting Haagen Dazs. |
1.6065 |
0.01984 |
1451 |
812 |
398 |
241 |
16 |
Needless to say, this stays in the cones. |
1.6064 |
0.02486 |
813 |
427 |
279 |
107 |
17 |
Okay, guess if my tail is up or down? |
1.5985 |
0.01402 |
2588 |
1386 |
855 |
347 |
18 |
How do I know you're really wagging? |
1.5946 |
0.02278 |
957 |
510 |
325 |
122 |
19 |
Sorry. Wrong end. |
1.5895 |
0.03745 |
380 |
211 |
114 |
55 |
20 |
What happens in the cone stays in the cone. |
1.5820 |
0.01392 |
2715 |
1519 |
812 |
384 |
21 |
Let me show you something I learned from a French poodle. |
1.5741 |
0.01726 |
1787 |
1018 |
512 |
257 |
22 |
What happens inside the cone, stays inside the cone. |
1.5724 |
0.01834 |
1499 |
835 |
470 |
194 |
23 |
Higher! Left! Behind the ear! Oh my God! There. Right there. |
1.5694 |
0.02079 |
1203 |
683 |
355 |
165 |
24 |
I hate that fucking cat. |
1.5649 |
0.01558 |
2510 |
1548 |
506 |
456 |
25 |
I'll let go of the stick when you let go of the stick. |
1.5617 |
0.01752 |
1556 |
862 |
514 |
180 |
26 |
Don't worry, they'll never find us in here. |
1.5592 |
0.02486 |
819 |
467 |
246 |
106 |
27 |
Bless me Rover, for I have sinned. |
1.5570 |
0.02754 |
702 |
411 |
191 |
100 |
28 |
I don't think "fixed" means what we think it means. |
1.5562 |
0.02454 |
836 |
478 |
251 |
107 |
29 |
Wait. They told you you're a good boy too? |
1.5506 |
0.01691 |
1787 |
1038 |
514 |
235 |
30 |
Hey, you really CAN hear the ocean! |
1.5475 |
0.01560 |
1978 |
1126 |
621 |
231 |
31 |
Oh, THAT'S what they mean by "dog breath." |
1.5421 |
0.01838 |
1485 |
868 |
429 |
188 |
32 |
It seemed funny when he did it to the cats. |
1.5397 |
0.02862 |
630 |
374 |
172 |
84 |
33 |
I bit the hand that feeds me. You? |
1.5343 |
0.01834 |
1456 |
853 |
428 |
175 |
34 |
Chewed up the furniture. You? |
1.5341 |
0.02575 |
734 |
429 |
218 |
87 |
35 |
We're on a secure line |
1.5334 |
0.01667 |
1751 |
1025 |
518 |
208 |
36 |
It's a deal, then: I'll lick yours and you lick mine. |
1.5251 |
0.01868 |
1474 |
895 |
384 |
195 |
37 |
Your right I can hear the ocean |
1.5222 |
0.02119 |
1126 |
682 |
300 |
144 |
38 |
Let's call a spayed a spayed. |
1.5205 |
0.02208 |
1074 |
662 |
265 |
147 |
39 |
I was grabbing too many pussies. What's your crime? |
1.5186 |
0.02072 |
1454 |
972 |
210 |
272 |
40 |
You sure the cat can't hear us? |
1.5185 |
0.01764 |
1489 |
876 |
454 |
159 |
41 |
Can't see the cartoon because of your obnoxious pop-up announcing "GOOD NEWS!" PLEASE GET RID OF POP UPS!!! |
1.5183 |
0.02131 |
1561 |
1110 |
93 |
358 |
42 |
That stupid "GOOD NEWS! We've merged our Cartoon Caption Contest Registration with our overall ..." is STILL defacing the contest after all these months... |
1.5125 |
0.02188 |
1440 |
1018 |
106 |
316 |
43 |
Yeah, I can't reach mine either. But maybe we can work something out. |
1.5026 |
0.02024 |
1170 |
716 |
320 |
134 |
44 |
Use your inside voice |
1.5004 |
0.01977 |
1191 |
723 |
340 |
128 |
45 |
We can't be seen like this. |
1.4972 |
0.03533 |
358 |
215 |
108 |
35 |
46 |
NOW I know what they mean by "dog breath." |
1.4957 |
0.02045 |
1168 |
728 |
301 |
139 |
47 |
Ok, on the third grrr, we both let go of the bone. |
1.4834 |
0.02194 |
993 |
626 |
254 |
113 |
48 |
Speak English. They can't hear us. |
1.4821 |
0.02247 |
975 |
623 |
234 |
118 |
49 |
Are you sure they can't see us anymore? |
1.4770 |
0.02247 |
912 |
573 |
243 |
96 |
50 |
I don't remember anything about last night, either. |
1.4740 |
0.02347 |
827 |
520 |
222 |
85 |
51 |
Nobody knew health care could be so complicated. |
1.4727 |
0.02378 |
861 |
556 |
203 |
102 |
52 |
Leggo, it's MY bone. |
1.4718 |
0.02429 |
850 |
556 |
187 |
107 |
53 |
Just some advice, don't stick your head out of the car window. |
1.4707 |
0.02307 |
837 |
525 |
230 |
82 |
54 |
Vasectomy. You? |
1.4707 |
0.02812 |
563 |
353 |
155 |
55 |
55 |
I told you we could hear the ocean. |
1.4678 |
0.02360 |
808 |
511 |
216 |
81 |
56 |
There. Now we're invisible. |
1.4668 |
0.02898 |
572 |
371 |
135 |
66 |
57 |
You're right! They'll never find us in here! |
1.4611 |
0.02427 |
746 |
473 |
202 |
71 |
58 |
No, much deeper, like this..."Luke, I am your father." |
1.4566 |
0.02680 |
703 |
472 |
141 |
90 |
59 |
Agreed, we bite them as soon as the collars come off. |
1.4558 |
0.02535 |
702 |
453 |
178 |
71 |
60 |
Got olives and Vermouth? |
1.4537 |
0.02599 |
681 |
444 |
165 |
72 |
61 |
I'm still covered under the Adorable Care Act. |
1.4536 |
0.02646 |
679 |
448 |
154 |
77 |
62 |
So much for man being our best friend. |
1.4510 |
0.02580 |
663 |
428 |
171 |
64 |
63 |
I want to see other dogs. |
1.4471 |
0.02472 |
633 |
394 |
195 |
44 |
64 |
Barking aversion therapy. |
1.4432 |
0.02668 |
607 |
394 |
157 |
56 |
65 |
Bless me Rover, for I have sinned. |
1.4403 |
0.02809 |
586 |
391 |
132 |
63 |
66 |
I'd like to see more of you. |
1.4390 |
0.03670 |
369 |
253 |
70 |
46 |
67 |
Do you think they'll find us? |
1.4385 |
0.02754 |
577 |
379 |
143 |
55 |
68 |
I think it's time we started seeing other dogs. |
1.4385 |
0.02654 |
577 |
370 |
161 |
46 |
69 |
YOU'RE BLIND. HE WAS SAFE BY A MILE !!! |
1.4362 |
0.02898 |
564 |
382 |
118 |
64 |
70 |
Trust me, Max, the cones are the least emasculating thing that's happened to us today. |
1.4360 |
0.02899 |
555 |
374 |
120 |
61 |
71 |
How rude of me. I thought this was your butt. |
1.4350 |
0.02925 |
554 |
376 |
115 |
63 |
72 |
''Would you mind taking a look and let me know if I'm missing anything?" |
1.4345 |
0.02838 |
550 |
365 |
131 |
54 |
73 |
Use your inside voice, please. |
1.4343 |
0.02688 |
548 |
351 |
156 |
41 |
74 |
It looks like we've both been thoroughly vetted. |
1.4318 |
0.02845 |
535 |
354 |
131 |
50 |
75 |
I think we should start seeing other dogs. |
1.4297 |
0.02879 |
526 |
350 |
126 |
50 |
76 |
I think we should see other dogs. |
1.4297 |
0.02697 |
526 |
336 |
154 |
36 |
77 |
Are you sure no one can see us? |
1.4269 |
0.02782 |
506 |
327 |
142 |
37 |
78 |
They did WHAT while I was sleeping?! |
1.4239 |
0.03216 |
401 |
265 |
102 |
34 |
79 |
If you can't lick the one you love, love the one you lick. |
1.4227 |
0.03008 |
485 |
327 |
111 |
47 |
80 |
Ever feel like you have an itch you just can't scratch? |
1.4216 |
0.03182 |
370 |
238 |
108 |
24 |
81 |
Imagine if this is what they do to their "best friends?" |
1.4191 |
0.02924 |
470 |
310 |
123 |
37 |
82 |
Can we talk, or do you think these cones are tapped? |
1.4185 |
0.03003 |
466 |
312 |
113 |
41 |
83 |
Silence of the labs |
1.4174 |
0.03092 |
460 |
313 |
102 |
45 |
84 |
Don't think about where his tongue has been....Don't think about where his tongue has been... |
1.4174 |
0.02983 |
460 |
306 |
116 |
38 |
85 |
Seeing eye to eye dogs |
1.4121 |
0.03303 |
398 |
272 |
88 |
38 |
86 |
Would you mind turning around so I can identify you? |
1.4119 |
0.03072 |
437 |
294 |
106 |
37 |
87 |
Silence of the labs |
1.4110 |
0.03474 |
365 |
251 |
78 |
36 |
88 |
OK, it's safe to use our human voices now. |
1.4107 |
0.03049 |
431 |
288 |
109 |
34 |
89 |
Do you think they know we are in here? |
1.4103 |
0.03215 |
429 |
296 |
90 |
43 |
90 |
Get the "good news" popup out of the way. Haven't been able to see the cartoon contest for two weeks. |
1.4095 |
0.03796 |
420 |
324 |
20 |
76 |
91 |
I still prefer smelling your butt. |
1.4090 |
0.03247 |
423 |
293 |
87 |
43 |
92 |
If you lick mine, I'll lick yours |
1.4090 |
0.03230 |
423 |
292 |
89 |
42 |
93 |
Your right I can hear the ocean |
1.4084 |
0.03887 |
262 |
175 |
67 |
20 |
94 |
Yeah, he's not my best friend any more, either. |
1.4070 |
0.03261 |
398 |
272 |
90 |
36 |
95 |
We've trapped the cat. Now what? |
1.4058 |
0.03358 |
382 |
263 |
83 |
36 |
96 |
Mine was elective. |
1.4053 |
0.03254 |
412 |
285 |
87 |
40 |
97 |
Extreme vetting. |
1.4048 |
0.03947 |
289 |
202 |
57 |
30 |
98 |
They cut what off? |
1.4039 |
0.03306 |
406 |
283 |
82 |
41 |
99 |
I knew we'd eventually see eye to eye... |
1.4036 |
0.03843 |
280 |
191 |
65 |
24 |
100 |
I have a message for the Russian Ambassador. |
1.4035 |
0.03281 |
404 |
280 |
85 |
39 |
101 |
I hate blind dates. |
1.4029 |
0.03422 |
345 |
234 |
83 |
28 |
102 |
No, you hang up! |
1.4025 |
0.03304 |
400 |
278 |
83 |
39 |
103 |
It's OK for whispering but for long distance you need a string. |
1.4015 |
0.03190 |
396 |
269 |
95 |
32 |
104 |
Trust me - they'll never find us in here. |
1.4000 |
0.03363 |
390 |
273 |
78 |
39 |
105 |
They can take away our manhood, but they will never take away our dignity! |
1.3968 |
0.03314 |
378 |
261 |
84 |
33 |
106 |
I like this Facetime |
1.3966 |
0.03234 |
358 |
240 |
94 |
24 |
107 |
No, I swear I'm not seeing anyone else. |
1.3904 |
0.03313 |
356 |
244 |
85 |
27 |
108 |
Hey, I can hear the ocean. |
1.3886 |
0.03447 |
350 |
245 |
74 |
31 |
109 |
So it's really true. Our breath DOES stink. |
1.3884 |
0.03334 |
345 |
236 |
84 |
25 |
110 |
I think we finally have a secure connection |
1.3879 |
0.03264 |
348 |
236 |
89 |
23 |
111 |
When I'm with you it's like the rest of world ceases to exist |
1.3879 |
0.03413 |
348 |
242 |
77 |
29 |
112 |
Woof! Surround Sound is awesome! |
1.3860 |
0.03275 |
342 |
232 |
88 |
22 |
113 |
Back up. No, you back up...... |
1.3853 |
0.03069 |
340 |
223 |
103 |
14 |
114 |
Hey! You DO get NPR on yours. |
1.3821 |
0.03651 |
280 |
192 |
69 |
19 |
115 |
The pill is hidden in your food |
1.3818 |
0.03590 |
330 |
235 |
64 |
31 |
116 |
What is it we're not supposed to be licking again? |
1.3818 |
0.03564 |
330 |
234 |
66 |
30 |
117 |
I see we both failed at the RCA audition... |
1.3818 |
0.03239 |
330 |
222 |
90 |
18 |
118 |
I think it's time for us to see other dogs. |
1.3818 |
0.03459 |
330 |
230 |
74 |
26 |
119 |
Ok, here's the deal. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.3818 |
0.03405 |
330 |
228 |
78 |
24 |
120 |
Dog Whisperers. |
1.3796 |
0.03582 |
324 |
230 |
65 |
29 |
121 |
I peed on the boss's shoe; what are you in for? |
1.3789 |
0.03404 |
322 |
222 |
78 |
22 |
122 |
Schrodinger's canine experiments proved to be less profound. |
1.3769 |
0.03987 |
260 |
185 |
52 |
23 |
123 |
Not so happy with the dish, definitely going back to cable. |
1.3766 |
0.03616 |
316 |
225 |
63 |
28 |
124 |
Speak freely. I'm positive we aren't being wiretapped. |
1.3758 |
0.03518 |
314 |
220 |
70 |
24 |
125 |
I think we should start seeing other dogs. |
1.3742 |
0.03304 |
310 |
210 |
84 |
16 |
126 |
Now can you hear me? |
1.3734 |
0.03473 |
308 |
214 |
73 |
21 |
127 |
Don't sneeze. |
1.3734 |
0.03622 |
308 |
219 |
63 |
26 |
128 |
I think we've been vetted. |
1.3721 |
0.03620 |
301 |
213 |
64 |
24 |
129 |
So that's what he meant by extreme vetting |
1.3704 |
0.03557 |
297 |
208 |
68 |
21 |
130 |
He said we were 'going to the park'. |
1.3704 |
0.03714 |
297 |
213 |
58 |
26 |
131 |
The mailman goes down at noon. Pass it on. |
1.3695 |
0.03792 |
295 |
214 |
53 |
28 |
132 |
Don't you hate the new confidentiality rules? |
1.3695 |
0.03508 |
295 |
205 |
71 |
19 |
133 |
Chinese dog trap |
1.3686 |
0.03621 |
293 |
207 |
64 |
22 |
134 |
Muzzle Tov |
1.3686 |
0.03523 |
293 |
204 |
70 |
19 |
135 |
These are great subwoofers. |
1.3677 |
0.03765 |
291 |
210 |
55 |
26 |
136 |
In hindsight, things weren't so bad. |
1.3660 |
0.03846 |
265 |
189 |
55 |
21 |
137 |
If we put our heads together, there's nothing we can't lick. |
1.3655 |
0.04194 |
238 |
173 |
43 |
22 |
138 |
It was considered a pre-existing condition. |
1.3650 |
0.03977 |
263 |
191 |
48 |
24 |
139 |
Do you think they know we are in here? |
1.3649 |
0.03687 |
285 |
203 |
60 |
22 |
140 |
(This is funny by itself and doesn't need a caption.) |
1.3649 |
0.04130 |
285 |
217 |
32 |
36 |
141 |
It's been a month since my last confession. |
1.3649 |
0.03551 |
285 |
199 |
68 |
18 |
142 |
If only we'd met a week ago... |
1.3649 |
0.04317 |
222 |
161 |
41 |
20 |
143 |
I can't take my eyes off you. |
1.3640 |
0.03704 |
283 |
202 |
59 |
22 |
144 |
You talkin' to me?! |
1.3640 |
0.03738 |
283 |
203 |
57 |
23 |
145 |
What happened to "if you like your balls, you can keep em"? |
1.3640 |
0.03804 |
283 |
205 |
53 |
25 |
146 |
RCA Victor/RCA Victoria |
1.3640 |
0.03566 |
283 |
198 |
67 |
18 |
147 |
Are you sure we're invisible now? |
1.3630 |
0.03789 |
281 |
203 |
54 |
24 |
148 |
Welcome to the cone of silence. |
1.3630 |
0.03789 |
281 |
203 |
54 |
24 |
149 |
It seemed more romantic when Lady and the Tramp did it. |
1.3630 |
0.03128 |
281 |
185 |
90 |
6 |
150 |
I think they don't want us to see what they removed. |
1.3620 |
0.03669 |
279 |
198 |
61 |
20 |
151 |
No! When I say forward you move BACK!! |
1.3620 |
0.03377 |
279 |
190 |
77 |
12 |
152 |
No, you let go of the stick first. |
1.3613 |
0.03605 |
274 |
192 |
65 |
17 |
153 |
The first RCA Victor records logo wasn't a total success. |
1.3603 |
0.03469 |
272 |
187 |
72 |
13 |
154 |
No... you walk backwards. |
1.3603 |
0.03546 |
272 |
189 |
68 |
15 |
155 |
Well for the moment my bark certainly is. |
1.3582 |
0.03914 |
268 |
196 |
48 |
24 |
156 |
Ya, well, I thought they said I was going to be "tutored" |
1.3582 |
0.03805 |
268 |
193 |
54 |
21 |
157 |
You know that, sooner or later, one of us is going to have to let go of this bone, right? |
1.3561 |
0.03530 |
264 |
183 |
68 |
13 |
158 |
Let go of the stick. No you let go. No you let go. |
1.3550 |
0.03289 |
262 |
176 |
79 |
7 |
159 |
Apparently these cones are temporarary but those "cajones" are NOT coming back! |
1.3506 |
0.03769 |
251 |
179 |
56 |
16 |
160 |
Use your inside bark. |
1.3504 |
0.03697 |
254 |
180 |
59 |
15 |
161 |
Can we agree not to bark? |
1.3494 |
0.03701 |
249 |
176 |
59 |
14 |
162 |
Were you followed? |
1.3494 |
0.03830 |
249 |
179 |
53 |
17 |
163 |
I hear ya. |
1.3476 |
0.04008 |
233 |
169 |
47 |
17 |
164 |
So that's what my breath smells like? |
1.3457 |
0.03890 |
243 |
176 |
50 |
17 |
165 |
It smells like Shih Tzu in here. |
1.3456 |
0.04408 |
217 |
163 |
33 |
21 |
166 |
Sorry about that, but when you gotta sneeze you gotta sneeze. |
1.3444 |
0.03682 |
241 |
170 |
59 |
12 |
167 |
Facebook for dogs |
1.3431 |
0.04062 |
239 |
177 |
42 |
20 |
168 |
Roll left on three. |
1.3419 |
0.03846 |
234 |
168 |
52 |
14 |
169 |
I don't see yours either. |
1.3419 |
0.03846 |
234 |
168 |
52 |
14 |
170 |
Who ever said, two heads are better than one wasn't wearing a lamp shade. |
1.3419 |
0.04032 |
234 |
172 |
44 |
18 |
171 |
Go ahead and bark. It sounds really cool. |
1.3418 |
0.03718 |
237 |
168 |
57 |
12 |
172 |
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. |
1.3418 |
0.03996 |
237 |
174 |
45 |
18 |
173 |
See? It's just like putting your head in the toilet. |
1.3405 |
0.03961 |
232 |
169 |
47 |
16 |
174 |
No, YOU back up ...! |
1.3405 |
0.04190 |
232 |
174 |
37 |
21 |
175 |
This is almost conical. |
1.3405 |
0.03817 |
232 |
166 |
53 |
13 |
176 |
'Cone'ference call! |
1.3405 |
0.04322 |
232 |
177 |
31 |
24 |
177 |
No, I did not know they made the Chinese finger trap in this size. |
1.3392 |
0.04255 |
227 |
171 |
35 |
21 |
178 |
You're right, the acoustics are fantastic! |
1.3391 |
0.03886 |
230 |
166 |
50 |
14 |
179 |
Don't worry, we're legal in North Carolina. |
1.3377 |
0.04239 |
228 |
172 |
35 |
21 |
180 |
One of us has to let go of the shoe. |
1.3363 |
0.03774 |
226 |
161 |
54 |
11 |
181 |
I gave up licking for Lent. |
1.3363 |
0.03928 |
226 |
164 |
48 |
14 |
182 |
!BARKRAB! |
1.3363 |
0.04170 |
226 |
169 |
38 |
19 |
183 |
I'm the RCA dog. No, I'm the RCA dog. |
1.3363 |
0.03560 |
226 |
157 |
62 |
7 |
184 |
Not so loud. |
1.3333 |
0.03847 |
219 |
157 |
51 |
11 |
185 |
I know, I cant reach my junk either. |
1.3333 |
0.03970 |
222 |
162 |
46 |
14 |
186 |
Face Time |
1.3333 |
0.04059 |
219 |
161 |
43 |
15 |
187 |
I think we need a little time apart. |
1.3333 |
0.04021 |
222 |
163 |
44 |
15 |
188 |
I'm not really feeling "fixed". You? |
1.3333 |
0.04267 |
222 |
168 |
34 |
20 |
189 |
Nope, still itches. |
1.3318 |
0.04082 |
217 |
160 |
42 |
15 |
190 |
Now I know why I sniff your butt |
1.3318 |
0.04134 |
217 |
161 |
40 |
16 |
191 |
I hate these team building activities. |
1.3318 |
0.04030 |
217 |
159 |
44 |
14 |
192 |
Mine's actually a lampshade. |
1.3318 |
0.04082 |
217 |
160 |
42 |
15 |
193 |
Remember, what happens in the cones stays in the cones. |
1.3318 |
0.04134 |
217 |
161 |
40 |
16 |
194 |
Muzzle-Tuff! |
1.3318 |
0.04030 |
217 |
159 |
44 |
14 |
195 |
Don't worry. This is the only form of planned parenthood still funded by Trump Care. |
1.3318 |
0.04286 |
217 |
164 |
34 |
19 |
196 |
Enough about politics. Let's talk about cats. |
1.3302 |
0.04106 |
215 |
159 |
41 |
15 |
197 |
Man's best friend my ass. |
1.3302 |
0.04362 |
215 |
164 |
31 |
20 |
198 |
Forgive me father. It's been two weeks since my last confession |
1.3286 |
0.04183 |
213 |
159 |
38 |
16 |
199 |
Sorry bro' but I have to bark |
1.3286 |
0.03852 |
213 |
153 |
50 |
10 |
200 |
Tell me the truth - does this cone make my ass look big?" |
1.3286 |
0.04129 |
213 |
158 |
40 |
15 |
201 |
Secret Agents Fido and Rex used the "Cone of Silence" for sensitive information. |
1.3286 |
0.04339 |
213 |
162 |
32 |
19 |
202 |
I'm not a good boy either. |
1.3286 |
0.04129 |
213 |
158 |
40 |
15 |
203 |
Is this your first time in Rehab? |
1.3286 |
0.03965 |
213 |
155 |
46 |
12 |
204 |
It has been seven dog years since my last confession. |
1.3286 |
0.03794 |
213 |
152 |
52 |
9 |
205 |
Labrador receivers |
1.3270 |
0.03872 |
211 |
152 |
49 |
10 |
206 |
All I see is you. |
1.3270 |
0.04313 |
211 |
160 |
33 |
18 |
207 |
psst...listen you lick mine and I'll lick yours |
1.3270 |
0.04207 |
211 |
158 |
37 |
16 |
208 |
I don't know if I can do this for four more years. |
1.3269 |
0.04195 |
208 |
155 |
38 |
15 |
209 |
No, YOU let the stick go! |
1.3269 |
0.03726 |
208 |
147 |
54 |
7 |
210 |
I can hear the ocean! |
1.3269 |
0.04139 |
208 |
154 |
40 |
14 |
211 |
One of us could use a Tic-Tac. |
1.3269 |
0.03663 |
208 |
146 |
56 |
6 |
212 |
I don't recognize you. Could you please turn around? |
1.3269 |
0.03908 |
208 |
150 |
48 |
10 |
213 |
You don't look like your profile picture at all. |
1.3269 |
0.04250 |
208 |
156 |
36 |
16 |
214 |
How long are you in for? |
1.3252 |
0.04276 |
206 |
155 |
35 |
16 |
215 |
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. |
1.3252 |
0.03930 |
206 |
149 |
47 |
10 |
216 |
No, you let go. |
1.3252 |
0.03989 |
206 |
150 |
45 |
11 |
217 |
No, I'm, like, 99% sure this isn't how FaceTime works. |
1.3252 |
0.04220 |
206 |
154 |
37 |
15 |
218 |
I know it seems like torture but it's only extreme vetting. |
1.3235 |
0.04012 |
204 |
149 |
44 |
11 |
219 |
Mental note: never give a squirrel a stapler. |
1.3235 |
0.04130 |
204 |
151 |
40 |
13 |
220 |
I prefer doggy style. |
1.3200 |
0.04179 |
200 |
149 |
38 |
13 |
221 |
There's no way they'll find us in here. |
1.3200 |
0.04057 |
200 |
147 |
42 |
11 |
222 |
You know we once roamed the wild in packs, right? |
1.3200 |
0.04298 |
200 |
151 |
34 |
15 |
223 |
The beagle flies at midnight. |
1.3200 |
0.04356 |
200 |
152 |
32 |
16 |
224 |
Just between you and me, I hear the head is the hardest part of a dog to draw. |
1.3200 |
0.04239 |
200 |
150 |
36 |
14 |
225 |
Now that we have some privacy, I can tell you: He's not really my best friend. |
1.3200 |
0.04356 |
200 |
152 |
32 |
16 |
226 |
Just think; if we both hadn't gotten fleas, we never would have met. |
1.3198 |
0.04284 |
197 |
148 |
35 |
14 |
227 |
Have we met? I'm sorry. I don't recognize you from this end. |
1.3179 |
0.04549 |
195 |
151 |
26 |
18 |
228 |
well the privacy's nice but I miss the other end. |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
229 |
Somehow it seemed funnier last night. |
1.3161 |
0.04081 |
193 |
142 |
41 |
10 |
230 |
Just until Jan. 20, 2021. |
1.3161 |
0.04580 |
193 |
150 |
25 |
18 |
231 |
Ain't this a bitch. |
1.3161 |
0.04520 |
193 |
149 |
27 |
17 |
232 |
It could be worse. Under Trumpcare we'd have to share the same cone. |
1.3158 |
0.04385 |
190 |
144 |
32 |
14 |
233 |
Where is everybody? |
1.3141 |
0.04172 |
191 |
142 |
38 |
11 |
234 |
You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. |
1.3141 |
0.04105 |
191 |
141 |
40 |
10 |
235 |
Remember, when we separate stop speaking words and just bark again. |
1.3122 |
0.04393 |
189 |
144 |
31 |
14 |
236 |
Go ‘Woof.’ The echo’s insane. |
1.3122 |
0.04393 |
189 |
144 |
31 |
14 |
237 |
Some party last night. |
1.3122 |
0.04060 |
189 |
139 |
41 |
9 |
238 |
Humans call it "FaceTime ". |
1.3122 |
0.04129 |
189 |
140 |
39 |
10 |
239 |
Well, this just adds insult to injury. |
1.3118 |
0.04443 |
186 |
142 |
30 |
14 |
240 |
I have a message from the Russian Wolfhound. |
1.3118 |
0.04242 |
186 |
139 |
36 |
11 |
241 |
When I woke up, they were gone! |
1.3098 |
0.04127 |
184 |
136 |
39 |
9 |
242 |
I have a huge favor to ask you. |
1.3098 |
0.04405 |
184 |
140 |
31 |
13 |
243 |
Personally, I would support a headwear ban. |
1.3098 |
0.04198 |
184 |
137 |
37 |
10 |
244 |
And they named you "Lucky"? |
1.3077 |
0.04151 |
182 |
135 |
38 |
9 |
245 |
It's been two weeks since my last confession. |
1.3056 |
0.04322 |
180 |
136 |
33 |
11 |
246 |
Now that we have a secure connection, let's talk strategy. |
1.3056 |
0.04250 |
180 |
135 |
35 |
10 |
247 |
For this plan to work, I think one of us needs to turn around. |
1.3056 |
0.04176 |
180 |
134 |
37 |
9 |
248 |
My left or your left? |
1.3051 |
0.03987 |
177 |
129 |
42 |
6 |
249 |
My left or your left? |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
250 |
Hello, Darkness, my old friend. |
1.3051 |
0.04586 |
177 |
137 |
26 |
14 |
251 |
Looks like this might be the last reunion of the RCA Victor Club. |
1.3051 |
0.03823 |
177 |
127 |
46 |
4 |
252 |
Are you hearing what I'm hearing? |
1.3051 |
0.04145 |
177 |
131 |
38 |
8 |
253 |
Let's see Wikileaks hack us now. |
1.3051 |
0.04516 |
177 |
136 |
28 |
13 |
254 |
I'm not the only one who could use a mint. |
1.3051 |
0.04371 |
177 |
134 |
32 |
11 |
255 |
Seriously? You know they need a FIDO warrant to listen in. |
1.3041 |
0.04317 |
171 |
128 |
34 |
9 |
256 |
It's annoying but I get great reception. |
1.3029 |
0.04009 |
175 |
128 |
41 |
6 |
257 |
I still don't recognize you. Turn around. |
1.3029 |
0.04325 |
175 |
132 |
33 |
10 |
258 |
Trust me, they can't see us. |
1.3029 |
0.04170 |
175 |
130 |
37 |
8 |
259 |
Finally, a little privacy |
1.3029 |
0.03927 |
175 |
127 |
43 |
5 |
260 |
Let's go look for our balls. |
1.3029 |
0.04400 |
175 |
133 |
31 |
11 |
261 |
No surgery...I'm just an introvert. |
1.3029 |
0.04618 |
175 |
136 |
25 |
14 |
262 |
I swear you're the only dog I am seeing... |
1.3006 |
0.04504 |
173 |
133 |
28 |
12 |
263 |
Believe me, no one can see us. |
1.3006 |
0.04429 |
173 |
132 |
30 |
11 |
264 |
To tell the truth I miss sniffing your butt too. |
1.3006 |
0.04651 |
173 |
135 |
24 |
14 |
265 |
No, you can't stay like this until 2020. |
1.3006 |
0.04504 |
173 |
133 |
28 |
12 |
266 |
Collar blindness. |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
267 |
I see what they mean by 'dog breath'. |
1.2982 |
0.04610 |
171 |
133 |
25 |
13 |
268 |
When I look at you, the whole world just disappears. |
1.2982 |
0.04610 |
171 |
133 |
25 |
13 |
269 |
We're wearing these because they did !!"WHAT"?!! |
1.2982 |
0.04381 |
171 |
130 |
31 |
10 |
270 |
Wow! Stereo woofers! |
1.2982 |
0.04381 |
171 |
130 |
31 |
10 |
271 |
Well, at least we can have a private conversation now. |
1.2982 |
0.04139 |
171 |
127 |
37 |
7 |
272 |
These things really put a crimp in butt sniffing. |
1.2982 |
0.04221 |
171 |
128 |
35 |
8 |
273 |
Mint? |
1.2982 |
0.04381 |
171 |
130 |
31 |
10 |
274 |
Of all the cones in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. |
1.2982 |
0.04302 |
171 |
129 |
33 |
9 |
275 |
Chinese dog trap |
1.2982 |
0.04900 |
171 |
137 |
17 |
17 |
276 |
Next time, I say we just close the blinds. |
1.2982 |
0.04302 |
171 |
129 |
33 |
9 |
277 |
Two Woofers Ignoring a Tweeter. |
1.2976 |
0.04590 |
168 |
130 |
26 |
12 |
278 |
The microwave can't see us in here. |
1.2952 |
0.04623 |
166 |
129 |
25 |
12 |
279 |
It's called suction. On the count of three, exhale. |
1.2952 |
0.04295 |
166 |
125 |
33 |
8 |
280 |
You tell me, are you male or female? |
1.2952 |
0.04295 |
166 |
125 |
33 |
8 |
281 |
I see you lied about your profile picture, too |
1.2952 |
0.04462 |
166 |
127 |
29 |
10 |
282 |
Now guess: Is my tail up or down? |
1.2952 |
0.04462 |
166 |
127 |
29 |
10 |
283 |
Darned if I know what we did. |
1.2933 |
0.04590 |
150 |
114 |
28 |
8 |
284 |
You should have had a tail lift while you were under. |
1.2927 |
0.04323 |
164 |
124 |
32 |
8 |
285 |
' Snip, snip,' she said. 'It's just a litttle cosmetic tweak, ' she said. |
1.2927 |
0.04736 |
164 |
129 |
22 |
13 |
286 |
Finally, someone who gets me. |
1.2927 |
0.04235 |
164 |
123 |
34 |
7 |
287 |
I'm glad we ran into each other. |
1.2927 |
0.04575 |
164 |
127 |
26 |
11 |
288 |
I can't lick mine either! |
1.2927 |
0.04408 |
164 |
125 |
30 |
9 |
289 |
It has been three weeks since my last cone-fessional. |
1.2927 |
0.04408 |
164 |
125 |
30 |
9 |
290 |
Now you sneeze and I'll fart! |
1.2927 |
0.04814 |
164 |
130 |
20 |
14 |
291 |
Stay still. They'll never find us. |
1.2927 |
0.04408 |
164 |
125 |
30 |
9 |
292 |
Our spaghetti dinners just aren't as romantic as they used to be. |
1.2927 |
0.04736 |
164 |
129 |
22 |
13 |
293 |
I didn't know castration would enhance my hearing! |
1.2927 |
0.04736 |
164 |
129 |
22 |
13 |
294 |
Oh, god yes! A little to the left! |
1.2919 |
0.04374 |
161 |
122 |
31 |
8 |
295 |
Wag if you thought you were going for a ride to the dog park. |
1.2919 |
0.04797 |
161 |
127 |
21 |
13 |
296 |
They're calling us the Coen Brothers. |
1.2919 |
0.04797 |
161 |
127 |
21 |
13 |
297 |
Please stop barking. |
1.2919 |
0.04797 |
161 |
127 |
21 |
13 |
298 |
The cat said we could get these off if we put our heads together. |
1.2919 |
0.04632 |
161 |
125 |
25 |
11 |
299 |
No, I never heard a cat laugh before either. |
1.2908 |
0.04884 |
141 |
109 |
23 |
9 |
300 |
'You lookin' at me? Are you lookin' at me?' |
1.2893 |
0.04833 |
159 |
126 |
20 |
13 |
301 |
I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. |
1.2893 |
0.05075 |
159 |
129 |
14 |
16 |
302 |
I think we should start seeing other people. |
1.2893 |
0.04492 |
159 |
122 |
28 |
9 |
303 |
Let's make America great again." "Yes. And send all those dachshunds back to Germany. |
1.2893 |
0.04403 |
159 |
121 |
30 |
8 |
304 |
I can hear the ocean, but I still can't smell your butt. |
1.2866 |
0.04432 |
157 |
120 |
29 |
8 |
305 |
Okay. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.2866 |
0.04432 |
157 |
120 |
29 |
8 |
306 |
Turn around. I don't recognize this end. |
1.2866 |
0.04612 |
157 |
122 |
25 |
10 |
307 |
Really? He told me we were going to the park. |
1.2866 |
0.04339 |
157 |
119 |
31 |
7 |
308 |
Where'd everybody go? |
1.2866 |
0.04612 |
157 |
122 |
25 |
10 |
309 |
Hey, I can hear the ocean. |
1.2866 |
0.04954 |
157 |
126 |
17 |
14 |
310 |
Are you sure no one can see us? |
1.2866 |
0.04046 |
157 |
116 |
37 |
4 |
311 |
Whatever you do, please don't bark. |
1.2866 |
0.04700 |
157 |
123 |
23 |
11 |
312 |
The acoustics in here are awesome! |
1.2857 |
0.04672 |
154 |
120 |
24 |
10 |
313 |
It smells like Steve Bannon in here. |
1.2857 |
0.04762 |
154 |
121 |
22 |
11 |
314 |
Don't worry, if we can't see them, they can't see us. |
1.2857 |
0.04487 |
154 |
118 |
28 |
8 |
315 |
You lick mine and I'll lick yours, OK? |
1.2846 |
0.05149 |
130 |
102 |
19 |
9 |
316 |
I can't reach mine either. |
1.2829 |
0.04798 |
152 |
120 |
21 |
11 |
317 |
I gotta say, not as romantic as our spaghetti moment. |
1.2829 |
0.04320 |
152 |
115 |
31 |
6 |
318 |
Is this Facebook? |
1.2829 |
0.04517 |
152 |
117 |
27 |
8 |
319 |
How's my breath? |
1.2829 |
0.04420 |
152 |
116 |
29 |
7 |
320 |
We can figure out how to get out of here if we just put our heads together. |
1.2829 |
0.04798 |
152 |
120 |
21 |
11 |
321 |
No, your breath is fine. I'm wagging my tail. |
1.2829 |
0.04218 |
152 |
114 |
33 |
5 |
322 |
The code word is "bacon." Pass it on. |
1.2829 |
0.04798 |
152 |
120 |
21 |
11 |
323 |
That's the sound of the ocean. |
1.2829 |
0.04706 |
152 |
119 |
23 |
10 |
324 |
I still can't hear the ocean. |
1.2829 |
0.04218 |
152 |
114 |
33 |
5 |
325 |
Cone Brothers |
1.2829 |
0.04798 |
152 |
120 |
21 |
11 |
326 |
[This cartoon does not need a caption. The image is perfect as is.] |
1.2819 |
0.04864 |
149 |
118 |
20 |
11 |
327 |
It smells like a dog in here. |
1.2800 |
0.04449 |
150 |
115 |
28 |
7 |
328 |
I hate Trumpcare. |
1.2789 |
0.05088 |
147 |
119 |
15 |
13 |
329 |
Misery, meet Company. |
1.2759 |
0.04941 |
145 |
116 |
18 |
11 |
330 |
O.K: on three you lick my incision and I lick yours |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
331 |
I hear the ocean. Can you hear the ocean? |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
332 |
We can lick this. |
1.2759 |
0.04641 |
145 |
113 |
24 |
8 |
333 |
OK, we finally have some privacy. Tell me where you buried the bones. |
1.2759 |
0.04641 |
145 |
113 |
24 |
8 |
334 |
Ok, ok ... my turn. Now I'll blow really hard in your nose and see if I can make your tail stand up! |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
335 |
I can't believe we wore the same hat. |
1.2727 |
0.04674 |
143 |
112 |
23 |
8 |
336 |
Does this make us invisible? |
1.2727 |
0.04232 |
143 |
108 |
31 |
4 |
337 |
I think the NSA can still hear us. |
1.2727 |
0.04674 |
143 |
112 |
23 |
8 |
338 |
We need to stop meeting like this. |
1.2727 |
0.04568 |
143 |
111 |
25 |
7 |
339 |
A mailman. You? |
1.2727 |
0.04114 |
143 |
107 |
33 |
3 |
340 |
How long you in for? |
1.2727 |
0.04778 |
143 |
113 |
21 |
9 |
341 |
I don't think it worked for Maxwell Smart, either. |
1.2727 |
0.04458 |
143 |
110 |
27 |
6 |
342 |
You have dog breath too. |
1.2727 |
0.04347 |
143 |
109 |
29 |
5 |
343 |
Well then, you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours. |
1.2727 |
0.04980 |
143 |
115 |
17 |
11 |
344 |
Okay, on the count of three, we both let go of the cat. |
1.2727 |
0.04880 |
143 |
114 |
19 |
10 |
345 |
We can't be seen together. |
1.2714 |
0.05053 |
140 |
113 |
16 |
11 |
346 |
ARF!"/ "FRA! |
1.2714 |
0.04628 |
140 |
109 |
24 |
7 |
347 |
When we put our heads together, we can lick anything. |
1.2714 |
0.04738 |
140 |
110 |
22 |
8 |
348 |
How about you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours? |
1.2714 |
0.04845 |
140 |
111 |
20 |
9 |
349 |
I feel like we are finally seeing eye to eye. |
1.2714 |
0.04516 |
140 |
108 |
26 |
6 |
350 |
Worst game of chicken ever. |
1.2714 |
0.05053 |
140 |
113 |
16 |
11 |
351 |
We revolt at dawn. Bring kibble. |
1.2714 |
0.04401 |
140 |
107 |
28 |
5 |
352 |
You must go to the same doctor as I do. |
1.2714 |
0.04282 |
140 |
106 |
30 |
4 |
353 |
This way we will not lose the ball. |
1.2714 |
0.04282 |
140 |
106 |
30 |
4 |
354 |
That's right, inhale and hold it. Now, pass me the joint. |
1.2714 |
0.04401 |
140 |
107 |
28 |
5 |
355 |
One of us is backwards. |
1.2714 |
0.04282 |
140 |
106 |
30 |
4 |
356 |
Now I can hear you. |
1.2714 |
0.04628 |
140 |
109 |
24 |
7 |
357 |
So that's the plan: you lick my stitches and I'll lick yours. |
1.2714 |
0.04628 |
140 |
109 |
24 |
7 |
358 |
Nipped or tucked? |
1.2681 |
0.04773 |
138 |
109 |
21 |
8 |
359 |
Sneeze again and I won't be saying Bless You. |
1.2681 |
0.04773 |
138 |
109 |
21 |
8 |
360 |
I bit the hand that feeds me. What did you do? |
1.2681 |
0.04546 |
138 |
107 |
25 |
6 |
361 |
I don't think anyone can see us |
1.2681 |
0.04429 |
138 |
106 |
27 |
5 |
362 |
If neither of us move for another four years it’ll be like it never happened. |
1.2681 |
0.05198 |
138 |
113 |
13 |
12 |
363 |
Yeah, I can't lick there either |
1.2681 |
0.04883 |
138 |
110 |
19 |
9 |
364 |
Now, twist slightly counterclockwise and pull. |
1.2681 |
0.04308 |
138 |
105 |
29 |
4 |
365 |
Trust me, we're invisible |
1.2681 |
0.04661 |
138 |
108 |
23 |
7 |
366 |
Looks like you have pet insurance too. |
1.2681 |
0.04661 |
138 |
108 |
23 |
7 |
367 |
Have you found that the shame is the worst part? |
1.2667 |
0.04486 |
135 |
104 |
26 |
5 |
368 |
I think I'm going to sneeze. |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
369 |
You look ridiculous. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
370 |
Can we try my plan now? |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
371 |
Relax! I'm pretty sure no one can see us! |
1.2667 |
0.04486 |
135 |
104 |
26 |
5 |
372 |
Mine is a pre-existing condition. |
1.2667 |
0.04954 |
135 |
108 |
18 |
9 |
373 |
No, YOU need a mint. |
1.2667 |
0.04486 |
135 |
104 |
26 |
5 |
374 |
Oh, 'Hi', I was looking for the other end! |
1.2667 |
0.04486 |
135 |
104 |
26 |
5 |
375 |
Twitter is so yesterday |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
376 |
The acoustics in here are amazing. |
1.2667 |
0.04361 |
135 |
103 |
28 |
4 |
377 |
This way they can't read our lips. |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
378 |
Go ahead and speak. We're in the cone of silence. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
379 |
Were you followed? |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
380 |
No, really, you should brush your teeth more. |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
381 |
If only we had met two days ago. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
382 |
Hold on. Do you hear the ocean? |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
383 |
Okay, you turn around first. |
1.2667 |
0.04954 |
135 |
108 |
18 |
9 |
384 |
Yes, it is a bit awkward, but just try to describe the smell of your behind. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
385 |
This was more romantic in Lady and the Tramp. |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
386 |
The only bugs in here are fleas |
1.2667 |
0.04954 |
135 |
108 |
18 |
9 |
387 |
No kidding?! I had the same cartoonist! |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
388 |
This stays between us. |
1.2632 |
0.04387 |
133 |
102 |
27 |
4 |
389 |
I'd rather we make ends meet. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
390 |
You're right. A Trump Tweet can't get in here. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
391 |
I can´t tell if you´re wagging. |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
392 |
Who does your cone? |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
393 |
You blinked. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
394 |
Pre-existing condition? |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
395 |
I always enjoy our little tête-à-têtes. |
1.2595 |
0.04279 |
131 |
100 |
28 |
3 |
396 |
Had my balls whacked. You? |
1.2595 |
0.04917 |
131 |
105 |
18 |
8 |
397 |
Can you keep a secret? I used to drink from the toilet. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
398 |
Are you sure this connection is secure? |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
399 |
Now we just wait for the film to develop. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
400 |
I hate couples counseling. |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
401 |
I'll chase your tail if you chase mine! |
1.2595 |
0.04917 |
131 |
105 |
18 |
8 |
402 |
This isn't at all like they described it in the Kama Sutra. |
1.2595 |
0.04917 |
131 |
105 |
18 |
8 |
403 |
Hey...hey...check this out...out. Bark...ark...ark...ark... |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
404 |
They're right! It really does sound like the toilet! |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
405 |
I bit the mailman, what are you in for? |
1.2578 |
0.04738 |
128 |
101 |
21 |
6 |
406 |
We'll always have Schneiderman's Veterinary Clinic! |
1.2578 |
0.05113 |
128 |
104 |
15 |
9 |
407 |
No, you turn around. I turned around last time. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
408 |
Yeah, it's just not the same. Turn around. |
1.2540 |
0.05156 |
126 |
103 |
14 |
9 |
409 |
The doghouse has been wiretapped. |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
410 |
Let's ask the cat what to do. |
1.2540 |
0.04499 |
126 |
98 |
24 |
4 |
411 |
What happens inside the cone, stays inside the cone. |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
412 |
Conical visit. |
1.2540 |
0.05278 |
126 |
104 |
12 |
10 |
413 |
I'll never trust another peanut butter covered 'treat' again. |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
414 |
Don't worry. No one can see us in here. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
415 |
You let go first. |
1.2540 |
0.05032 |
126 |
102 |
16 |
8 |
416 |
No, YOU back up ...! |
1.2540 |
0.04355 |
126 |
97 |
26 |
3 |
417 |
The funnel of love (I sent prior entry 60 seconds ago with typo - please accept this one instead) |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
418 |
Yes, I'll tell you. But you've got to take a bow wow of silence. |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
419 |
I think I prefer the other end . . . |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
420 |
I can lick any dog in the house...except myself. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
421 |
I hear the ocean! |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
422 |
Now I know what they mean when they say dog breath. |
1.2540 |
0.05278 |
126 |
104 |
12 |
10 |
423 |
Why are we whispering? |
1.2540 |
0.04207 |
126 |
96 |
28 |
2 |
424 |
It's so nice to finally meet someone with the same world view as me |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
425 |
One of us is facing the wrong way. |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
426 |
See? Doesn't it sound like the ocean? |
1.2540 |
0.05032 |
126 |
102 |
16 |
8 |
427 |
It's so good to see your face again. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
428 |
So, now that we're alone, are your balls gone too? |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
429 |
Marco.... |
1.2520 |
0.05239 |
123 |
101 |
13 |
9 |
430 |
One of us REALLY needs a tic tac. |
1.2520 |
0.04559 |
123 |
96 |
23 |
4 |
431 |
I can't lick mine either! |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
432 |
How about you lick mine and I'll lick yours? |
1.2520 |
0.05239 |
123 |
101 |
13 |
9 |
433 |
OK, next time you be the Lady, and I'll be the Tramp |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
434 |
Sure, we can't lick ourselves, but I'm really digging these acoustics. |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
435 |
Wow, there's an impressive amount of drool collected in here |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
436 |
On second thought, turn around. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
437 |
I'm not into butts, either, |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
438 |
Didn't you think he meant ice cream? |
1.2520 |
0.05239 |
123 |
101 |
13 |
9 |
439 |
I can't reach mine either. Now we'll see who our true friends are . . . |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
440 |
I think we should see other people. |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
441 |
Nice to meet someone who shares my narrow view of the world! |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
442 |
Shhh! I think Schrödinger's cat is out there. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
443 |
It's not your butt, but this will do. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
444 |
I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine. |
1.2479 |
0.05285 |
121 |
100 |
12 |
9 |
445 |
Wow! These virtual reality cones are great! |
1.2479 |
0.04277 |
121 |
93 |
26 |
2 |
446 |
you smell different from this side. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
447 |
I think the end of the tunnel is the other way. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
448 |
I know we've just met, but I feel like we have a real connection here |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
449 |
I thought this would be more romantic. |
1.2479 |
0.04277 |
121 |
93 |
26 |
2 |
450 |
I don't think they can see us this way. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
451 |
Frankly, Max, I rather prefer the old Cone of Silence. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
452 |
Are you sure this is hack-proof ? |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
453 |
I knew if we put our heads together we could lick this thing. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
454 |
I'm a big fan of old Get Smart episodes too |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
455 |
I don't think this is going to work. Let's just go back to doggie style. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
456 |
Remember when we used to pee on the ground to communicate? |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
457 |
'Yeah, my bark seems louder too." |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
458 |
Two want-to-be Victrola dogs go toe-to-toe |
1.2479 |
0.03942 |
121 |
91 |
30 |
0 |
459 |
Extreme vetting. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
460 |
I lick yours; you lick mine. |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
461 |
No you let go of the ball |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
462 |
Of course your husband can't see us! No one can see us! |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
463 |
I'm gonna need you to do me a BIG favor. |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
464 |
Now I understand why people make a such a fuss about dog breath. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
465 |
You look like hell. |
1.2458 |
0.05238 |
118 |
97 |
13 |
8 |
466 |
Nose job. You? |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
467 |
You smell different. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
468 |
Canine speed dating. |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
469 |
Got a mint? |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
470 |
You could use a mint. |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
471 |
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
472 |
Hey, you really can hear the ocean in here! |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
473 |
Love in the Time of Collar On |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
474 |
Oops sorry...wrong end. |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
475 |
You've got dog breath. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
476 |
"Elucidate Camus and Sartre's stances on Existentialism with the picture above." - Essay Exam for 4th Graders in Singapore |
1.2437 |
0.05197 |
119 |
98 |
13 |
8 |
477 |
I don't think I can last like this for the full four years. |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
478 |
I've been wearing mine ever since they got that new microwave. |
1.2437 |
0.05197 |
119 |
98 |
13 |
8 |
479 |
. . . and all over a lousy pound of caviar! |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
480 |
Two AM. White House lawn. Pass it on. |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
481 |
Pet-a-Pet |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
482 |
Maybe if we both exhale at the same time. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
483 |
Someone's got dog breath. |
1.2437 |
0.04297 |
119 |
92 |
25 |
2 |
484 |
So this is what a canine blind date looks like. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
485 |
I'll scratch your stitches if you scratch mine |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
486 |
You scratch my head, I'll scratch yours. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
487 |
"You don't know how embarrassed I was when I saw some one else wearing the same cone". |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
488 |
Your breath is worse than your bark! |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
489 |
Be honest. Does my breath smell? |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
490 |
Shh - you can hear the ocean. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
491 |
So it's settled. You lick mine and I'll lick yours |
1.2437 |
0.04460 |
119 |
93 |
23 |
3 |
492 |
If you chew my tail, I'll chew yours. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
493 |
I hate this extreme vetting! |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
494 |
You were right honey, we can eat spaghetti in these things. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
495 |
Chief? Yes Max. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
496 |
I can't tell either, but I notice my bark sounds higher. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
497 |
So near but so far. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
498 |
WOOF!!FOOW |
1.2414 |
0.05560 |
116 |
98 |
8 |
10 |
499 |
"Now that you mention it, your bark IS worse than your bite. |
1.2414 |
0.04350 |
116 |
90 |
24 |
2 |
500 |
You know, this is going to be on America's Funniest Home Videos. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
501 |
I've just been itching to meet you! |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
502 |
But how do you KNOW the Russians aren't listening? |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
503 |
You need to get out of my face, bitch. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
504 |
Use your inside voice |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
505 |
No, YOU were going to turn around! |
1.2389 |
0.04221 |
113 |
87 |
25 |
1 |
506 |
I grew tired of the butt-sniffing scene, and decided to give blind dating a try. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
507 |
This is not how I envisioned the Cone of Silence. |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
508 |
Okay, but no tongue! |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
509 |
My owner calls it a blind date. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
510 |
What are you in for? |
1.2389 |
0.05374 |
113 |
94 |
11 |
8 |
511 |
You mean yours AND mine are gone? |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
512 |
So, you're here for the new Victrola auditions? |
1.2389 |
0.04404 |
113 |
88 |
23 |
2 |
513 |
Why couldn't we have met when I was just a boy and you were just a girl? |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
514 |
We've got to stop meeting like this -- our vet is getting suspicious. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
515 |
My mother said there'd be days like this! |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
516 |
Are you sure they can't see us? |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
517 |
In here, no one knows that you are a dog. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
518 |
Is it just me or does it smell amazing in here? |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
519 |
Hello, is it me your looking for? |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
520 |
Okay. Can you hear me now? |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
521 |
How about you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.2389 |
0.05519 |
113 |
95 |
9 |
9 |
522 |
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.2389 |
0.05519 |
113 |
95 |
9 |
9 |
523 |
Yeah, I can't lick mine either. |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
524 |
Now that we're alone I have an enormous favor to ask. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
525 |
OK, we can talk now. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
526 |
How much longer do you think this eclipse will last? |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
527 |
Are YOU wagging your tail ? |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
528 |
I'll betcha we'll go viral on You Tube! |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
529 |
Good, now we're completely invisible. |
1.2389 |
0.04404 |
113 |
88 |
23 |
2 |
530 |
Listen Max, it's only awkward if you make it awkward |
1.2389 |
0.04404 |
113 |
88 |
23 |
2 |
531 |
Waggileaks. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
532 |
Don't bark this to anyone -- I love cats. |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
533 |
Remember the rule of the cone of silence: "anything said in the cone stays in the cone". |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
534 |
Hey! I do get better reception! |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
535 |
I'll lick yours if you lick mine. |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
536 |
This is top secret so we have to use the Cone of Silence. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
537 |
...No, YOU move! |
1.2368 |
0.04189 |
114 |
88 |
25 |
1 |
538 |
You really think Obama's tapping us? |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
539 |
What is said in the cone...stays in the cone. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
540 |
Now hit "synch". |
1.2368 |
0.05331 |
114 |
95 |
11 |
8 |
541 |
I'm okay with cold-nosing, but no French licking. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
542 |
What do you mean 'I've' got dog breath? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
543 |
Where did everyone go? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
544 |
I scratch your butt, you scratch mine. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
545 |
A Cone brothers comedy. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
546 |
This is way too much intimacy for me. Let's go back to sniffing each other's butts. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
547 |
This is awkward. |
1.2368 |
0.03999 |
114 |
87 |
27 |
0 |
548 |
You look ridiculous. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
549 |
You have spinach in your teeth. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
550 |
Jumping up on strangers. What are you 'in' for? |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
551 |
Look, this is going to sound crazy, but I have an idea for how we can help each other. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
552 |
Your nose is wet. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
553 |
Perhaps this would work better if you turned around. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
554 |
If you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours. |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
555 |
Did you floss? |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
556 |
I've never been comfortable with public displays of affection |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
557 |
Congress |
1.2342 |
0.05423 |
111 |
93 |
10 |
8 |
558 |
I was hoping for a different end. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
559 |
Trust me all we have to do is on the count of 3 we each move to our right, |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
560 |
So I'll lick yours, you lick mine, and let's just keep this between the two of us, okay? |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
561 |
Just between you, me, and the lampshade. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
562 |
They're right. Our breath really does stink. |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
563 |
I'll scratch yours if you scratch mine. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
564 |
No one can tell we're talking to the Russians. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
565 |
This played differently in that movie with the spaghetti. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
566 |
You talkin' to me?! |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
567 |
One of us has to turn around in order to finish this interview. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
568 |
She suspects nothing. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
569 |
Finally, someone who sees the world the way I do! |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
570 |
No, it's righty tighty, lefty loosey |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
571 |
I just gotta say it …our Vet has a sadistic sense of humor. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
572 |
That's right. You scratch me, I scratch you. |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
573 |
You can't teach old woofers new tweets. |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
574 |
These days it's better not to look. |
1.2342 |
0.04425 |
111 |
87 |
22 |
2 |
575 |
I promise, I'm not seeing anyone else. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
576 |
Is your tail wagging too? |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
577 |
Our owners were right--our breaths do stink. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
578 |
Whatever you do, don't bark! |
1.2342 |
0.04425 |
111 |
87 |
22 |
2 |
579 |
Okay, we can talk now. No one can see us ... |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
580 |
People are starting to suspect. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
581 |
We must stop meeting this way. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
582 |
I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. |
1.2342 |
0.05423 |
111 |
93 |
10 |
8 |
583 |
How long are you in for? |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
584 |
Can you smell me now? |
1.2342 |
0.05423 |
111 |
93 |
10 |
8 |
585 |
Your mission, Jim, should you accept it... |
1.2342 |
0.05423 |
111 |
93 |
10 |
8 |
586 |
I'd really like to sniff your butt. |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
587 |
I know, but still, assume NSA is listening. |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
588 |
No, YOU let go of the spaghetti. |
1.2342 |
0.04425 |
111 |
87 |
22 |
2 |
589 |
No offense, but I'd rather be sniffing your butt right now. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
590 |
All of our sessions are private and cone-fidential. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
591 |
So, I take it you don't have the balls to talk about what happened either. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
592 |
So, how is putting our heads together supposed to get us out of this? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
593 |
No, I don't think these things make us look stupid at all. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
594 |
I've been vetted too |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
595 |
I didn't want our barks to be "tapped |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
596 |
Well, this is awkward. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
597 |
My vet calls this a tête-à-tête. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
598 |
You're right, I can hear the seashore! |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
599 |
I know, I had the same dream. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
600 |
Are you sure we're alone? |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
601 |
I thought you said, 'Bone of Silence.' |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
602 |
Since we met, I only have eyes for you! |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
603 |
Now what? |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
604 |
My tail's wagging, is yours? |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
605 |
Now no one can see us. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
606 |
Pooping on the Matisse rug. And you? |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
607 |
And this is what you call witness protection. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
608 |
I'm seeing a side of you I've never seen. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
609 |
Activate the Cone of Silence. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
610 |
OK, on the count of three, we both start barking |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
611 |
All I'm saying is that if we keep meeting like this, a breath mint wouldn't be totally out of line. |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
612 |
STOP SHOUTING! |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
613 |
Don't bark. The echoes would deafen us. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
614 |
I'll turn around if you will. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
615 |
You had an interesting breakfast. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
616 |
You've been watching too many Get Smart reruns |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
617 |
You don't have to shout. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
618 |
It's a chatroom. No barking. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
619 |
I have doggie breath? YOU have doggie breath! |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
620 |
If you scratch my butt, I'll scratch yours. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
621 |
I guess we're both in the doghouse. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
622 |
I see they put your cone on the wrong end also. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
623 |
How long you in for? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
624 |
Some things are just better said in private. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
625 |
Are you male or female? |
1.2264 |
0.05573 |
106 |
90 |
8 |
8 |
626 |
I think your butt smelled better than your breath |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
627 |
In the cone zone, nobody knows you're a dog. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
628 |
Do you hear an echo? |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
629 |
Less tongue, less tongue!" |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
630 |
Can you keep a secret? |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
631 |
Yup, yours are gone too! |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
632 |
Vladimir, now we can talk. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
633 |
"When did you first start using match.cone"? |
1.2233 |
0.05677 |
103 |
88 |
7 |
8 |
634 |
Nod, you hang up first. No, you hang up first. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
635 |
Is this what humans call a 'blind date?' |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
636 |
you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
637 |
Who knew getting fixed could be so romantic? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
638 |
Love in the Time of Ringworm |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
639 |
You're sure the NSA can't listen to us now? |
1.2233 |
0.04348 |
103 |
81 |
21 |
1 |
640 |
What?? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
641 |
Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.2233 |
0.05677 |
103 |
88 |
7 |
8 |
642 |
I don't know. I bet the CIA can still hear us. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
643 |
Peaches is not a labradoodle, she's really a labrabeagle. Pass it on. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
644 |
I knew you'd like the echo. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
645 |
Up for a quick quid pro quo? |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
646 |
Speak cryptically. I'm pretty sure our cones are tapped. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
647 |
I'm not seeing the light at the end of the tunnel... |
1.2233 |
0.05507 |
103 |
87 |
9 |
7 |
648 |
They said there's no proof of wiretapping, but I just feel safer this way. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
649 |
The letters on the tube? S-u-p-e-r-g-l-u-e. Why do you ask? |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
650 |
Shhh... The microwave is listening. |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
651 |
Can you go on mute? I'm getting an echo. |
1.2233 |
0.04348 |
103 |
81 |
21 |
1 |
652 |
Is this secure? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
653 |
I know, but it makes it a lot harder for the microwave to spy on us. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
654 |
I can't lick myself, I'm hearing echoes, and I've got tunnel vision. That's Obamacare for you. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
655 |
OK but you scratch mine first. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
656 |
Now what? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
657 |
How about a Quid Pro Quo? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
658 |
When mine gets drunk, she puts one of these on her head backwards. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
659 |
Psst, you scratch my itch and I'll scratch yours. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
660 |
You know, our breath really does stink. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
661 |
I’m all for safe sex, but this is ridiculous! |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
662 |
How can you be seeing someone else? |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
663 |
I know what you mean. I wish they would have asked first. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
664 |
Please stop yelling. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
665 |
Hey Rex, can you keep a secret? |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
666 |
This should stop that Russian wolfhound from eavesdropping. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
667 |
The microwave can't hear us now! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
668 |
Really max? The cone of silence? |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
669 |
Are you a Russian hound? |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
670 |
I preferred the old cone of silence. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
671 |
I smell old shoe with a hint of cardamom. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
672 |
I'll bite yours, if you bite mine. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
673 |
Chief. I think Agent 99 is cheating with a German shepherd. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
674 |
Just when I thought things couldn't get any more embarrassing... |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
675 |
I think the cats are wiretapping us. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
676 |
This is just between us, Ernie. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
677 |
My human prefers this face-to-face style-- not really working for me, either. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
678 |
In here, it's like none of it ever happened. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
679 |
We can still have sex. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
680 |
I said 'PetSmart' not 'Get Smart'. |
1.2143 |
0.05847 |
98 |
85 |
5 |
8 |
681 |
This isn't totally what I had in mind when I asked to speak with you in private, but okay. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
682 |
I'm wagging. How about you? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
683 |
Don't you love these woofers? |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
684 |
NO...it's the cone of shame. NOT the cone of silence... |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
685 |
Your breath smells as bad as your ass. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
686 |
I've got a bone to pick with you. |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
687 |
Are you thinking what I am thinking? |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
688 |
Don't ask." "Don't tell. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
689 |
Have you seen my tail? |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
690 |
Cone-joined dogs |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
691 |
Ok, I'll scratch your itch and if you'll scratch mine. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
692 |
You were right! It does work better than a hearing aid! |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
693 |
Sorry, but it was the only way I could get your undivided attention. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
694 |
Face Time |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
695 |
Gesundheit! |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
696 |
Ever had an itch you can't scratch? |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
697 |
Bow wow wow woB |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
698 |
It's OK. They can't see us. |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
699 |
Now we're alone at last! |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
700 |
No, YOU have dog's breath. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
701 |
"Great, now you're telling me you gave me fleas.' |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
702 |
Is he still President? You look. No, YOU look. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
703 |
Wow -- you have a long tongue. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
704 |
Thank you for meeting me here, Agent Cooper. Are you absolutely sure you weren't tailed? |
1.2143 |
0.04166 |
98 |
77 |
21 |
0 |
705 |
I know I'm preaching to the choir here. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
706 |
Funny, you don't look at all like your picture. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
707 |
I'm a dog? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
708 |
Ha ha, you look ridiculous! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
709 |
It's to prevent the microwave surveillance. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
710 |
This is what I call a sub-woof-woof-er. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
711 |
Do you hear an echo? |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
712 |
I'll lick your wound, you lick mine, and this meeting never happened. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
713 |
So, we're just doing this for the next four years? |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
714 |
What happens in the cone of silence stays in the cone of silence. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
715 |
You first. Turn around. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
716 |
So it's awkward. At least, we can't be hacked. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
717 |
I don't think the NSA can hear us, but I'm beginning to worry about the Russians. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
718 |
We can safely talk politics, now. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
719 |
Honestly Rex, I don't think the Russian care what we're saying to each other. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
720 |
well, now that I've got you alone... |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
721 |
We have nothing to be ashamed of. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
722 |
Nobody asked my permission, either! |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
723 |
Stop barking! There's an echo in here!!! |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
724 |
Great, now our braces are stuck together. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
725 |
You back up! No, you back up! |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
726 |
I don't think they can see us. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
727 |
And what are you in for? |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
728 |
That was a heck of a party. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
729 |
What's with all the secrecy? |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
730 |
OMG, we're invisible! |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
731 |
Just keep pushing, and we'll have these things off in no time. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
732 |
I don't think they can see us now. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
733 |
Try wiretapping this! |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
734 |
You're lucky you had coverage, I have not even met my deductible yet |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
735 |
What is said in the cone, stays in the cone. Agreed? |
1.2105 |
0.05578 |
95 |
81 |
8 |
6 |
736 |
Are you sure this is effective against microwave surveillance? |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
737 |
It's a boxer rebellion. Meet here at midnight. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
738 |
I'll bite yours, if you bite mine. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
739 |
If we take turns turning around, it might just work. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
740 |
I know; I can't lick yours either. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
741 |
Let's see Obama tapp this conversation. |
1.2105 |
0.05578 |
95 |
81 |
8 |
6 |
742 |
This conversation is off the record. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
743 |
This is ruff. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
744 |
Why are we whispering? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
745 |
It's annoying, but the acoustics are great. |
1.2065 |
0.04244 |
92 |
73 |
19 |
0 |
746 |
It's called a Barka. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
747 |
The surround sound is pretty good. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
748 |
Maxwell Smart. Who's yours? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
749 |
New Yorker, please do something about the ops-up that blocks the cartoon! |
1.2065 |
0.06093 |
92 |
81 |
3 |
8 |
750 |
I chew off your stitches, you chew off mine, and no one needs to know. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
751 |
Does my breath smell?" "Yeah. Does mine? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
752 |
OK, it's a deal. You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
753 |
Are we secure? |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
754 |
If you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
755 |
You sure this is encrypted? |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
756 |
Together we can lick this. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
757 |
Let's tell everyone we are from France. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
758 |
Ok, now we can talk. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
759 |
Are you sure this is how babies are made? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
760 |
When canines Skype. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
761 |
Keep this under your hat. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
762 |
Losing our health insurance won't be all bad. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
763 |
Are you sure these can't be wiretapped? |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
764 |
Magnetic dog cones were eventually deemed a failure. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
765 |
Boy, the humans weren't kidding about dog breath! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
766 |
I'm not supposed to date in recovery. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
767 |
Before you say no, I just had a bath yesterday. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
768 |
If we put our heads together, I bet we can get out of this situation. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
769 |
I normally don't go out on blind dates. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
770 |
I’ll lick yours if you’ll lick mine. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
771 |
I tell you what, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. |
1.2000 |
0.05954 |
90 |
79 |
4 |
7 |
772 |
Kinda kinky, but, personally, I prefer sniffing. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
773 |
If I lick yours, will you lick mine? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
774 |
I like the privacy too but I kinda miss sniffing your butt. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
775 |
Fleas to meet you |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
776 |
We’re in a secure location now, we can speak candidly. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
777 |
At least we have our tails. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
778 |
I love how this makes your breath that much worse. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
779 |
Well, at least we can kiss. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
780 |
My hypothesis? A bark amplifier. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
781 |
You lick mine and I'll lick yours. Deal? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
782 |
Let's see the CIA try to hack this. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
783 |
Wait, don't go. I haven't finished telling you about my operation.. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
784 |
woofle cones |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
785 |
I too am failing to appreciate how wearing a lampshade ever became a comedic trope. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
786 |
I feel your pain. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
787 |
See, my cone IS as big as yours. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
788 |
It's the default privacy setting. |
1.2000 |
0.04240 |
90 |
72 |
18 |
0 |
789 |
I'll lick your stitches if you lick mine. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
790 |
Let's call it a woofer. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
791 |
Care for a Tic Tac? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
792 |
I think our vet is kinda new... |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
793 |
Seems a lot to give up for a little privacy. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
794 |
You gave it to me. No, you gave it to me. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
795 |
Someone has dog breath. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
796 |
Shhhh... you lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
797 |
If you bite mine, I'll bite yours. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
798 |
Finally, some alone time. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
799 |
Believe me, they're surveilling us. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
800 |
They'll never find us! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
801 |
Betty told me that Donna saw Julie talking to Gary about what Ralph was doing. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
802 |
Okay, here's the plan: You lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
803 |
Thanks for meeting me like this, but I have a secret. I know who the good boy is… |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
804 |
They'll never find us in here! |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
805 |
This is what we get for crying woof. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
806 |
Your breath is heavenly... Whose garbage did you get into this morning? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
807 |
I'll scratch you if you scratch me |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
808 |
Face it - we're licked. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
809 |
You wanna breath mint? |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
810 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
811 |
"Your own good?" Yeah, mine said the same thing. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
812 |
How did Lady and the Tramp do it? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
813 |
There's no way they'll find us in here. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
814 |
Are you sure this is how puppies are made? |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
815 |
We've been hacked. |
1.1954 |
0.05858 |
87 |
76 |
5 |
6 |
816 |
Trump meets Putin at Trump Towers |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
817 |
We can't let that damned cat get away with this. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
818 |
So this is Coney Island. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
819 |
It's OK, we're in the cone of silence. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
820 |
Put your tail down so we don't look suspicious. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
821 |
One of us needs mouthwash. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
822 |
So Maxwell, what happened?....Missed it by that much, Chief! |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
823 |
I don't know how they work either, but I too feel strangely unhorny. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
824 |
Their masters' voices. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
825 |
Put your tongue back in your mouth. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
826 |
Back up. Let's see what we're eating here. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
827 |
Can you hear me now? ... Can you hear me now?? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
828 |
Boris, are you sure we are not being wire tapped? |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
829 |
...breath mint? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
830 |
You hang up first. No, you hang up first. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
831 |
Are you sure we're invisible? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
832 |
Is that your breath or mine? |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
833 |
Psst.... If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
834 |
I can still smell your butt. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
835 |
Nice set of canines. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
836 |
Sorry, I was looking for your butt. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
837 |
At last! No one else can see us. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
838 |
This stays under the cone of silence. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
839 |
Tell you what, I'll gnaw on your itchy stitches if you gnaw on mine. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
840 |
They refer to it as Facebark. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
841 |
Someone needs a mint. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
842 |
You pull my stitches and I will do yours |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
843 |
It's cool. No one can see us. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
844 |
Quit your bitching. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
845 |
Tell you what... You scratch my ears and I'll scratch yours. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
846 |
Hello, hello, echo, echo... |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
847 |
I hear an echo |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
848 |
Definitely, revenge is appropriate. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
849 |
See Spot scheme. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
850 |
We just have to face that we look like fucking idiots here, Rex. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
851 |
We just need some time to find ourselves. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
852 |
Boo! |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
853 |
So here's the deal: You lick my wound and I'll lick yours. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
854 |
Here's the deal. I can't lick myself. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
855 |
I'm wagging my tail because my reception is perfect! |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
856 |
I'll scratch yours if you scratch mine. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
857 |
Now remember --- this is purely confidential. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
858 |
Do you think anyone can see us? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
859 |
Please don't raise your voice inside here. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
860 |
A hundred thousand years of symbiosis and this is what we get? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
861 |
You're right. It's better without protection. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
862 |
Better inside a liberal bubble than out chasing alternative cats. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
863 |
Even the Russians can't hear us now. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
864 |
The humiliation continues. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
865 |
Trade licks? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
866 |
Finally some privacy |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
867 |
I thought the saying, "Put your heads together", was a metaphor? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
868 |
Did yours get cut off too? |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
869 |
Is that your breath or mine? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
870 |
Why do you keep saying everything twice? |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
871 |
How many times do I have to tell you? NO TEXTING AND RUNNING! |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
872 |
Maybe it's just the cones, but you sound about an octave higher. |
1.1954 |
0.05858 |
87 |
76 |
5 |
6 |
873 |
I was chasing a car. What were you doing? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
874 |
Conservatives discussing climate change. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
875 |
This is the best way to cover up my meeting with the Russian wolfhounds. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
876 |
Only three years, 10 months to go. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
877 |
....and how long are you in for? |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
878 |
What happens in the cone of shame, stays in the cone of shame. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
879 |
They think that this will stop us |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
880 |
No, you be the chief. I want to be '86. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
881 |
"You too? Did they really think they could teach you a new trick? |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
882 |
No, you let go. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
883 |
Could you turn around? I can't place you. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
884 |
From one conehead to another, our barks are worse than our bites. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
885 |
So wait, Obamacare and the Affordable Cone Act are the same thing? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
886 |
Agreed. I'll scratch your ears and you'll scratch mine. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
887 |
I'll lick your butt if you'll lick mine. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
888 |
Careful, I heard the squirrels are tapping our cones. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
889 |
At least I get the Animal Planet Channel |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
890 |
"It was funnier on Saurday Night Live". |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
891 |
Dammit Max, the cone of silence never worked on "Get Smart!" |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
892 |
I learned this from a French poodle. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
893 |
No Barking. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
894 |
K-9 FOCUS Group. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
895 |
Pretty sure we're a shoo in for going viral. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
896 |
Lets keep this between us. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
897 |
I'll chew on yours if you'll chew on mine. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
898 |
It's called docking. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
899 |
I hear we are both the life of the party. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
900 |
No one can tap our cone of silence. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
901 |
My main food source thinks I'm his best friend. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
902 |
I think we're doing this wrong. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
903 |
Jeez Frank, you could really use a greenie. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
904 |
Do you think they see us? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
905 |
Do they know the Vets only put these on us to jack the fees. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
906 |
Have you been eating onions? |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
907 |
TrumpCare |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
908 |
Ruff day? |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
909 |
I'll scratch your butt if you scratch mine. |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
910 |
Don't tell the cat about this. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
911 |
This is much better…on the internet nobody knows you’re a dog! |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
912 |
Hey, you're right. I can hear the ocean. |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
913 |
I think the microwave can't hear us now. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
914 |
I'm bisexual !! |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
915 |
What's said in the cone - stays in the cone. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
916 |
The hounds of silence. |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
917 |
The microwave won't be able to read our lips. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
918 |
No one can see us. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
919 |
Raising your voice in this situation only makes matters worse. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
920 |
Focus. |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
921 |
Can you smell me now? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
922 |
We gotta stop meeting this way. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
923 |
If you scratch my itch, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
924 |
Hold still. The cat reads lips! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
925 |
How about if I scratch your butt, you scratch mine? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
926 |
Here's licking at you, kid. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
927 |
Amazon hired me to deliver lampshades. You? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
928 |
I have the unlimited barking plan, but the roaming charges really add up. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
929 |
Whisper so the microwave won't hear us. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
930 |
It's as we both suspected.Thanks for looking. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
931 |
You voted for this coverage. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
932 |
Whoa, are we having an eclipse? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
933 |
I'll lick yours if you lick mine. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
934 |
Okay. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
935 |
Lick mine first. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
936 |
The cat's been wiretapping me. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
937 |
Whatever happened to two orange juice cans and a string? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
938 |
Shall we call it even? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
939 |
If we don't see ball, does ball exist? |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
940 |
I never realized how MUCH you slobber, until now. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
941 |
Hell no. You turn around. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
942 |
Let them wonder. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
943 |
You smell mine, then I'll smell yours. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
944 |
A private chat room at bitch.com. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
945 |
The swift bird flies at midnight... |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
946 |
This is the cone of shame. No one can hear us in here." "What? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
947 |
At last we can have some privacy! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
948 |
Wow, it really stinks in here. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
949 |
Let's make a deal on scratching. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
950 |
Your breath smells amazing in here. Is that liver snaps? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
951 |
Face time is always more awkward than I expect it to be. |
1.1852 |
0.04343 |
81 |
66 |
15 |
0 |
952 |
Act natural. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
953 |
Obama has wire-tapped all my chew toys. |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
954 |
So whatever is said in the Cone of Silence stays in the Cone of Silence. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
955 |
Think they can see us? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
956 |
They told me if I like my vet I can keep my vet. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
957 |
How disappointing. I always envisioned the "cone of silence" as being more high tech. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
958 |
The acoustics in here are incredible. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
959 |
This is the best way to avoid media leaks. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
960 |
To be fair, they made that spaghetti kiss look so easy in the movie. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
961 |
Are we seeing eye to eye yet? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
962 |
Could you hum, "Who let the dogs out"? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
963 |
Hear no Tump, see no Trump. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
964 |
No, you turn around. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
965 |
I bit the mailman, what did you do? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
966 |
Finally, a place we can talk. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
967 |
Let me explain, it's kinda like 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours'... |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
968 |
This is the first time I've sniffed the front of a dog. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
969 |
Conespiricy! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
970 |
So, you lick mine, I lick yours? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
971 |
Careful. They may be surveiling with microwaves again. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
972 |
You are taking this wiretapping paranoia a bit too far. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
973 |
Two cones don't make a right. |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
974 |
It's not you. It's me. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
975 |
These hearing aids aren't very powerful. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
976 |
Nothing you say to me will leave this room. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
977 |
I hear evil, see evil, and smell evil. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
978 |
What was your co-pay? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
979 |
I still can't hear you |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
980 |
You're taking this Cone of Silence thing a bit too far. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
981 |
Your breath is worse than your bark and your bite. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
982 |
Can you scratch my butt? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
983 |
For OUR own good? I don't see any on them! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
984 |
The first rule of Flea Club is: You do not talk about Flea Club. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
985 |
What say, I'll scratch your back, if you scratch mine? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
986 |
I sense a bouquet of Alpo with a tinge of Milkbone |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
987 |
We have GOT to get ahold of PETA. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
988 |
I think I like sniffing butts better. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
989 |
Wrong end. Wrong end. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
990 |
Do that thing with your tongue one more time and I'm out of here! |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
991 |
SMART CONES |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
992 |
Who CARES which of us is a good dog? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
993 |
I'm glad we can speak privately now, but you really have dog breath. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
994 |
Damn this magnetic trim. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
995 |
Beats me? Some kind of reverse engineering. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
996 |
re@L_d0gs_sn!ff_buttz. Now I verify your password. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
997 |
No ! You move back ! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
998 |
The vet did what to you? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
999 |
Okay, on the count of three pull back. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1000 |
No, YOU get out of MY face. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1001 |
No, you hang up! |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1002 |
mr. Watson, Come here - I want to see you. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1003 |
Now I know what the vet means when she says halitosis. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1004 |
It was love at first sight, though I will admit we had tunnel vision... |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1005 |
Are they covered by the Affordable Cone Act? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1006 |
On the bright side, we don't have to fuss around with contraceptives anymore. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1007 |
Tunnel of Love |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1008 |
No YOU hang up first! |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1009 |
I was told this would be a blind date |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1010 |
What happens in the cone stays in the cone. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1011 |
It's already been seven dog minutes. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1012 |
That surgery was ruff. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1013 |
I'm going to bite whoever gave the cat crazy glue! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1014 |
Oops--wrong end. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1015 |
So, what are in for? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1016 |
Ewwww, less tongue! |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1017 |
Now can you hear the ocean? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1018 |
So, where's your butt, anyway? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1019 |
Conical visit. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1020 |
Okay, it's agreed then... I'll lick yours, then you lick mine. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1021 |
I hear you but I can't see you. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1022 |
Hey - we could hotbox the shit outta this. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1023 |
Oops! Sorry, I thought that was your butt... |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1024 |
Activate the Cone of Silence. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1025 |
Just now you change your mind about having puppies? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1026 |
The squirrels will still be there - can we just talk for a minute? |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1027 |
Who did yours? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1028 |
If a flea bites, and one cannot see it, does it still itch? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1029 |
I'm just saying, Boris, there are things they do NOT want us to know. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1030 |
So, what are you in here for? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1031 |
Chief, this is Max |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1032 |
The CIA has nothing on us ! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1033 |
Tee-hee! They'll never find us in here! |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1034 |
It's a deal. Now sniff my butt and my people will be in touch. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1035 |
Your owner must have been at the Fashion Week shows too. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1036 |
Heh, heh... They'll never find us in here! |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1037 |
I do still care but I just can't smell what you're thinking anymore. |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
1038 |
You don't get this virtual reality thing either? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1039 |
Let's see them wire-tap this |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1040 |
Next time let's just text. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1041 |
First, they remove my ability to have puppies. Then, "This". |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1042 |
Thanks for agreeing to meet me in private. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1043 |
Yeah, I was blindsided too. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1044 |
Agent 99 is that you? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1045 |
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Deal? |
1.1852 |
0.06114 |
81 |
72 |
3 |
6 |
1046 |
So it's a deal? You lick mine, and I'll lick yours. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1047 |
It's agreed then. You sniff my butt and I'll sniff yours. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1048 |
If we just had bulbs, we could be lamps. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1049 |
No YOU hang up first! |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1050 |
It's a dog-meet-dog world in here. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1051 |
"Cable news and tweeting to his base? Why doesn't he just sniff butts? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1052 |
One of us has terrible breath. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1053 |
We're invisible! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1054 |
Heads or tails, it's just not working. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1055 |
Are you sure they can't hear us from the microwave? |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1056 |
It's the Code of Silence NOT CONE. . |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1057 |
They’re tapping our cones. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1058 |
My therapist said it's time to "think outside the cone". |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1059 |
We can't see them, so they can't see us. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1060 |
I think we're alone now. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1061 |
Relax. Nobody can see us in here. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1062 |
Ha, ha, ha, our masters will never see us now! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1063 |
Our best hiding place yet. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1064 |
I'd like to see that Russian Blue Cat from the embassy next door hack this conversation. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1065 |
So...what did you eat this time? |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1066 |
First Rule of Cone Club: Never mention Cone Club |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1067 |
Max ... are you sure the 'Cone of Silence' is really necessary? |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1068 |
Are you here for the breath mint study? |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1069 |
Whatever you do, don't bark! |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1070 |
We need to bark. Plain and simple. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1071 |
Your favorite Saturday Night Live skit was "the coneheads??!!" Me, too! |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1072 |
No barking in the "Cone of Silence". |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1073 |
That was quite a party last night, eh? |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1074 |
Let's sue for loss of consortium. |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1075 |
Shh! I think we're being wiretapped. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1076 |
On the count of 3, you whine and I'll bark. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1077 |
I wish my cone was this nice inside. |
1.1795 |
0.05981 |
78 |
69 |
4 |
5 |
1078 |
My first blind date. Yours, too? |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1079 |
If we can't see them, they can't see us |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
1080 |
Sweetie, I'm sure. Our vet is a sociopath. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
1081 |
I called this closed door press briefing to address the false reports that I lack impulse control. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1082 |
Lucky? Is that you? |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1083 |
Right, so we agree to keep this whole episode in the cone? |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
1084 |
No, YOU'RE shouting! |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
1085 |
Think they know we're in here? |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
1086 |
Yes. It's the same species that developed the Mars 2020 Rover. This is the best they can come up with for us. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
1087 |
...and then, that bitch had the nerve to say... |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1088 |
Let's get a second opinion. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1089 |
If I lick yours, will you lick mine? |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1090 |
You're right, it does enhance your dog food breath. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1091 |
Listen. I'll lick your stitches if you'll lick mine. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
1092 |
Damn, every time we meet they turn the lights out. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1093 |
Cone of silence activated. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1094 |
These cones aren't the only thing that's emasculating. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
1095 |
This is my idea to keep deaf dogs from reading my lips. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1096 |
Yes, we can still do our 'hello and smell-o'! |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
1097 |
This bites. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1098 |
Usually when he says, 'roll over' it ends on a much better note. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1099 |
Not what I expected when I heard the White House wanted to test a new method to stop leaks |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1100 |
No way Obama can wiretap us. |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
1101 |
They never told us about this when we were domesticated. |
1.1772 |
0.04324 |
79 |
65 |
14 |
0 |
1102 |
No...I'm not seeing anyone else. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1103 |
Houston.....we have a problem! |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1104 |
I'll show you yours if you'll show me mine |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
1105 |
The acoustics are fabulous in here! |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1106 |
Where'd MY body go? Where'd YOU'RE body go?! |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1107 |
Yes, but isn’t this better than getting stuck the other way? |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1108 |
You don't have to yell. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1109 |
Alpha Dog, do you copy? |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1110 |
I just wear mine for the privacy. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
1111 |
Can you turn around please? |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
1112 |
This sure beats lowering the Cone of Silence. |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
1113 |
you roll to the right, I will roll to the left |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1114 |
Bow wow wow woB |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
1115 |
Ok then. We have a butt lickin" deal. Right? |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1116 |
Let's talk revenge |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
1117 |
A rare look at the mating ritual of Elizabethan Collies. |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
1118 |
I am not ashamed to be seen with you, I just think they're cool hats. |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1119 |
Are you looking at ME? |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1120 |
They're saying 3 more weeks before I'm allowed near a butt again. You? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1121 |
... and then Bannon said to Spicer... |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1122 |
Sorry. Wrong end. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1123 |
Just when I thought it couldn't get any more humiliating. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1124 |
Hold still so they can't see us. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1125 |
The only way to keep from hearing about politics. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1126 |
Wow! I really can hear the ocean! |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1127 |
I'm backing off when the slobber gets to my nose. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1128 |
DIDN'T I JUST SEE YOU AT THE VET? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1129 |
Get your shame face on! |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1130 |
You look familiar, but I can't be sure until we get these damn things off and sniff butts. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1131 |
He said the virtual reality would be completely immersive but I still itch. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1132 |
This support group reached capacity quickly. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1133 |
Remember, what I told you is confidential. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1134 |
How can I scratch your itch, if I can't even see it? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1135 |
What hole in the wall! |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1136 |
Yes, I know it's not perfect, but, if you scratch my itch, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1137 |
You can leave the echo chamber if you want, but I'm telling you, the alternative is worse. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1138 |
A Meeting of the Blinds |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1139 |
Let's run away together and never look back. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1140 |
Now . . . here's my plan. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1141 |
Do you smell something? |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1142 |
Air holes would've been nice. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1143 |
Head to head in a dog eat dog world. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1144 |
I am all ears. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1145 |
I'm sure we can figure a way out of this if we put our heads together. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
1146 |
You’re right - the spaghetti thing was better |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1147 |
I think my food dish is monitoring me. |
1.1733 |
0.06402 |
75 |
68 |
1 |
6 |
1148 |
Good, now do my other ear; then it's your turn. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1149 |
Who's calling a spayed a spayed? |
1.1733 |
0.06114 |
75 |
67 |
3 |
5 |
1150 |
Shhh...I think the microwave is watching. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1151 |
If you are that worried about wiretapping, let's just go back to barking. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1152 |
Told you mine's bigger. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1153 |
Tell you what -- You scratch my ears, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1154 |
Finally, we're alone. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1155 |
Alone at last. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1156 |
Program is still operational but they had to phase out the microwave cameras |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1157 |
OK It's just you and me |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
1158 |
Schrodinger's dog? |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1159 |
How the heck are we supposed to catch balls in here? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1160 |
Do you think your parents suspect anything? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1161 |
Okay it's settled, then: You scratch my itch, and I'll scratch yours! |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1162 |
Ohhh yeah...that's the spot. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1163 |
As you can see, the operation was a success. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1164 |
Next time let's order the lasagna. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1165 |
The vet calls it a Chinese dog trap. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1166 |
When the ad said Rorschach test, I didn't realize we'd be posing for it. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1167 |
You could say we're neck and neck, |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1168 |
Where do you want me to scratch? |
1.1733 |
0.06114 |
75 |
67 |
3 |
5 |
1169 |
There - now what did you say they cut off? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1170 |
What is that smell? |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1171 |
So this is what Trump's world looks like! |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1172 |
We really can't keep meeting like this. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1173 |
Really Max. The cone of silence again. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1174 |
I think I prefer the butt sniff. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1175 |
What did you bite?" "A lamp |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1176 |
Great costume Max. You too 99. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1177 |
Shhh... If you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1178 |
Eww, double dog breath. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1179 |
Conic Relief! |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
1180 |
Listen Frank. It's the same principle as the human's Chinese finger trap now just push in! |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1181 |
Are these French cones? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1182 |
Psst. I'll lick yours if you lick mine. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1183 |
Ain't this a bitch. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1184 |
I can hear the ocean! |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1185 |
I think I stepped in something. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1186 |
Okay. Your super glue idea did work. Now what, Winnie ? |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1187 |
This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said "doggy style". |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1188 |
I can't see, but tell me if I still have my Balls. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1189 |
"I guess this is what they mean by 'dog breath'". |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1190 |
Thanks for agreeing to take the meeting given your condition. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
1191 |
I feel ya bruh, mine itches too. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1192 |
Man, these acoustics are great. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1193 |
I'll bite whatever is bothering you if you'll bite what's bothering me. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1194 |
Well, you're sniffing the wrong end, too. |
1.1733 |
0.06114 |
75 |
67 |
3 |
5 |
1195 |
Granted, it may be slightly cumbersome, but it's the most secure, hack-free link I came up with. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1196 |
Tunnel Vision |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1197 |
Do you think anyone will find us? |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1198 |
You were right honey, we can eat spaghetti in these things. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1199 |
Some party last night. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1200 |
Yes, you do have poop breath! |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1201 |
Around here, everyone leaks. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1202 |
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been 49 days since my last confession. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1203 |
Isolationist paw-licy |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1204 |
I think we need the other end for making puppies." |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1205 |
Unless the CIA can hack into our smart-collars, I think we've finally got some privacy. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1206 |
I thought we could get out if we put our heads together. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1207 |
So this is the "Cone of Silence" we heard about. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1208 |
What are the chances? |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1209 |
So this is the Cohen of silence? |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1210 |
Tete a tete? |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1211 |
Are we dogging or docking? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1212 |
Trust me, this is better than end to end encryption. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1213 |
Since they cut funding to PBS, this is the only way I can avoid the Three Tenors |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1214 |
Aw geez, they're both woofers. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1215 |
This blows encryption away. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
1216 |
This will never work—we're both too big-headed |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1217 |
You chew my leg, and I'll chew yours. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1218 |
We're good. Even microwaves can't get through. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1219 |
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1220 |
Thank you for meeting me in my office. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1221 |
Speak freely, we're in the cones of silence now. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1222 |
Listen, Beldar, if anybody asks just tell them that we're from France. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
1223 |
From this vantage point, you don't look as shameful. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1224 |
If they say 'roll over,' what are we going to do? |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
1225 |
OK, now lick under my left ear. Oooh. Perfect. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
1226 |
See, now the Patriots can't read our lips and steal our signals. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1227 |
Don't move I don't want the mailman to see us |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
1228 |
Just shut up. You had me at 'bow-wow'. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
1229 |
Every kiss begins with Kay-nine. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
1230 |
Now this is a secure connection! |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1231 |
We have to stop meeting like this. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
1232 |
What happens in the cones stays in the cones. Got it? |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
1233 |
Scooby would know what to doo. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1234 |
Remind me never to play fetch with you again |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1235 |
They're offering free postage and handling if we buy two items. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1236 |
Wait! I think we are picking up Trump Tower. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1237 |
Damn! They got yours too! |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1238 |
Trust me - your bark is now worse than your bite. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1239 |
Max, I've asked for the Cone of Silence to tell you that Chaos found a way to turn us into dogs! |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1240 |
I always say, to gnaw yourself is to know yourself. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1241 |
I'm the one with dog breath? |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1242 |
We can't be seen together. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1243 |
Really?! I hear the ocean too! |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1244 |
You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, Donald. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1245 |
Oops--wrong end. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1246 |
Is 2020 here yet? |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1247 |
Stop copying me. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1248 |
The acoustics are amazing in here! |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1249 |
Finally, we're alone. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1250 |
Okay, what's so important that we need the Cone of Silence? |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1251 |
Welcome to my sphere of influence. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1252 |
This 'Lady and the Tramp' sequel needs a bit of work. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1253 |
Oh look, it's the new iCone. They're using FaceTime. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
1254 |
If they had bothered to do a little user interface research, they could have fixed this design flaw a long time ago. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1255 |
I love you for your mind, Josephine, not your body. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1256 |
Do you hear what I hear? |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1257 |
You won't believe the dumb thing my owner did today! |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1258 |
When they asked if I wanted a cone, I thought they meant ice cream. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1259 |
Wow. Talk about dog breath! |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
1260 |
It's my first blind date. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1261 |
Once we're out of recovery, we'll start again from scratch. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1262 |
You scratch me and I'll scratch you. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1263 |
What can I say? I like lampshades. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1264 |
No, YOU turn around first. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
1265 |
On our first date, we shared a cone |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1266 |
So glad we had this tête-à-tête. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
1267 |
If you lick my butt I'll lick yours. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
1268 |
We have to stop seeing each other this way. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1269 |
You can be Jane Curtin and I'll be Dan Akroyd |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
1270 |
Relax, Ginger did it in heels. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1271 |
I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine. |
1.1644 |
0.05857 |
73 |
65 |
4 |
4 |
1272 |
Between us, if this was the fashion in Shakespeare's time, count me out. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
1273 |
you scratch mine and I'll scratch yours |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1274 |
So, Max..." - "Yes Chief? |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
1275 |
The Russian Wolfhounds can't hack us now! |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1276 |
Okay, Tuesday, at the dog park. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
1277 |
Maybe if we stay like this, Trump will go away. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
1278 |
You too? |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
1279 |
Where you headed? |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
1280 |
I can't see a thing!....Who said that?? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1281 |
pity party at the dog park |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1282 |
Frankly, I'd rather be licking my nuts. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1283 |
From Dog's mouth to your ears... |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1284 |
Could you lick something for me? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1285 |
So near, and yet so far. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
1286 |
This would be way better if your cone was on your butt. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1287 |
is this as humiliating for you, as it is for me? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1288 |
How government secret classified information is really shared. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1289 |
There is no barking in the cone of silence. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1290 |
So how long have you been on Facebark? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1291 |
I'll gnaw on your stitches if you gnaw on mine. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
1292 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I agreed to couples counseling. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1293 |
No caption but have artist write "make America great again" on each cone |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1294 |
I gotta say it's an improvement over the way we normally greet each other. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1295 |
Okay, so after I've licked your stitches for 10 minutes, you'll lick mine for 10 minutes... |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1296 |
Baxter hadn't seen the outside world in 2 days, but there was no way he was letting go of that bone first. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1297 |
Agreed. I'll scratch your back, you'll scratch mine. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1298 |
My bitch is getting suspicious. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1299 |
Check out this Dolby surround sound! |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1300 |
The Deep State at work, or the Cone of Silence |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1301 |
So, here's the plan. You lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1302 |
The movers just packed the toaster and microwave...I think it's safe to talk now. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1303 |
One of us really needs a mint. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1304 |
You have dog breath. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1305 |
Oh, I get it, like 'Strangers on a Train', I take care of your problem, you take care of mine. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1306 |
I sat on an ant hill, what're you in for? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1307 |
Not too much tongue, ok? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1308 |
You just had to chew on the super glue, didn't you? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1309 |
Spayed? No, Elizabethan. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1310 |
Of all the hip joints in all the world, you had to walk into mine. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1311 |
Dr. Watson, can you hear me. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1312 |
Face Off |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1313 |
I said "heads" first. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1314 |
Of all the grin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1315 |
Ok, I'm listening. You've got my undevided attention. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1316 |
We've been hacked. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1317 |
Alone at last. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1318 |
December 2016 surveillance of Russian Terrier meeting with General Flynn's dog at an undisclosed Washington, D.C. location. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1319 |
Sometimes I wonder whether my worldview is too narrow. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1320 |
Thankfully for Pavlov's dogs, Schrödinger was a cat person... |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1321 |
Yes, I said butt breath |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1322 |
No woofie leaks here! |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1323 |
Will you stop yelling, 'Gimme a D'!! |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1324 |
OK, now the microwave can't hear us. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1325 |
Now you're just being a jerk. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1326 |
Still not getting Animal Planet. Are you? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1327 |
We may be bugged. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1328 |
Being neutered provides for a much better conversation. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1329 |
Radar love. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1330 |
Are you 'wiretapping' me? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1331 |
I will scratch yours if you will scratch mine. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1332 |
And to think we used to sniff each other's butts to say hello. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1333 |
Dude, I totally echo that statement. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1334 |
This portable Cone of Silence sure beats the one in the office. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1335 |
Nobody can see us now, right? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1336 |
Separated since birth, they had never before met face to face. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1337 |
Bite me. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1338 |
Do you see what I see? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1339 |
Being a white-collar dog is not exciting - but it pays the bills. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1340 |
Are we in the cone of silence, Chief? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1341 |
You're still not really seeing me, Ed. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1342 |
I'll scratch your itch if you scratch mine |
1.1594 |
0.06063 |
69 |
62 |
3 |
4 |
1343 |
I didn't blink. YOU blinked. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1344 |
Are you certain the microwave can't hear through these? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1345 |
Shame loves company. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1346 |
Do you think they can see us? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1347 |
It's over. A part of us is missing that we can never get back. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1348 |
Where's your better half? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1349 |
I was expecting a bigger crowd. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1350 |
Well, at least we don't have to worry about being wiretapped! |
1.1594 |
0.06063 |
69 |
62 |
3 |
4 |
1351 |
Listen carefully. I will bark this only once. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1352 |
I've always wanted a woof over my head |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1353 |
We should stop meeting like this. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1354 |
I'd like to make one person-to-person call... |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1355 |
Just until he lifts the travel ban. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1356 |
Apparently Obamacare isn't the only thing that is getting fixed. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1357 |
No, you're in a bubble. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1358 |
Let's just stay calm and wait for Mom to sort this out. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1359 |
On the count of three... |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1360 |
This will be a little more awkward when we switch to the butt-sniffing phase. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1361 |
...breath mint? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1362 |
You chew my back, I'll chew yours. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1363 |
Be careful. They're narrowing down the possible sources of the leaks. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1364 |
I liked it better when we could sniff butts. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1365 |
It's all fake news anyway. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1366 |
At least the cat can't read our lips now. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1367 |
I hear ya. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1368 |
But the nice cat promised us a treat if we stayed. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1369 |
What did they tell you? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1370 |
Ssshh. My dog dish is tapped. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1371 |
It's not shameful if they can't see us. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1372 |
Of course I'll lick your paw but, first let me tell you about my procedure. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1373 |
I long to lick you in public |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1374 |
We can't keep meeting like this. I've changed. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1375 |
We can't keep meeting like this. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1376 |
Oh yeah, well your bark sounds higher too! |
1.1594 |
0.06063 |
69 |
62 |
3 |
4 |
1377 |
You've got dog breath. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1378 |
We've got to stop meeting this way. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1379 |
No, I can't hear the ocean |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1380 |
I'm sure of it, this will double our cell reception. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1381 |
The NSA can't breach the cone of silence. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1382 |
I told you not to leave the superglue where the cat could get her hands on it! |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1383 |
Sorry for the increased security but my phone is being wiretapped. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1384 |
We simply must stop meeting this way. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1385 |
Bow? Wow! |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1386 |
Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1387 |
OK,can you hear me NOW ??? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1388 |
The acoustics in here are unparalleled. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1389 |
Now, this is just between the two of us. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1390 |
Shame on us. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1391 |
Pet post-vet tête-à-tête |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1392 |
First dates are always so awkward. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1393 |
I may be neutered, but I still have resting bitch face. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1394 |
The Vet says I have tunnel vision. How about you? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1395 |
My right! |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1396 |
They'll never know we're licking each other's nose. |
1.1594 |
0.06063 |
69 |
62 |
3 |
4 |
1397 |
I asked you not to tell me that, Agent 99 |
1.1594 |
0.06063 |
69 |
62 |
3 |
4 |
1398 |
Sure, they protect against bugs, but what are we going to do about all the leaks? |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1399 |
Max, I told you the cone of silence wasn't working. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1400 |
Et tu Brute? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1401 |
We are now in the Cone of Silence and cannot be wiretapped. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1402 |
Talk freely, our communications are secure |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1403 |
You think it's possible to get someone to drop a few breath mints in here? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1404 |
You are preaching to the choir! |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1405 |
Obamacare vs. the Republican Healthcare Plan |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1406 |
I'll scratch your back if you scratch my back. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1407 |
Now you're probably wondering why I've asked you here today. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1408 |
Did you just eat some garlic? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1409 |
I'm glad you could make it on such short notice. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1410 |
What lightbulb? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1411 |
One of us has really bad breath. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1412 |
I miss the way we used to connect. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1413 |
You think MY breath smells? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1414 |
It's canine anti-surveillance equipment. Keep it quiet. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1415 |
Do you think we should of gotten cell phones? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1416 |
Ok, so we'll wait until they're asleep... |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1417 |
Now...this is a cone of silence... |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1418 |
This feels intimate, given we haven't smelled each other's butts yet. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1419 |
One of us has doggy breath. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1420 |
I'll scratch your ears, if you scratch mine. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1421 |
My guess is- there must be a shortage in Rocky Mountain Oysters. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1422 |
why is it so dark in here. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1423 |
Everything that happens inside the cone stays inside the cone. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1424 |
... and so then Fifi said, ... |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1425 |
Finally, a sub-woofer for my surround sound. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1426 |
-MAAAX!!! -Oops, sorry chief. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1427 |
Well, what are you in for? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1428 |
Psst, can you do me a favor? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1429 |
I guess they've got us collared. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1430 |
So you've really never played telephone before? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1431 |
No, I think it's your breath. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1432 |
I am NOT grinning at you......I am bearing my teeth! |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1433 |
This will thwart the lipreaders! |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1434 |
OK Max. Very smart. Now let's get unstuck. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1435 |
I said take me to the Tunnel of Love, not the Funnel of Love. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1436 |
I have no idea who you are |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1437 |
We finally meet face to face. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1438 |
Do I have dog breath? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1439 |
Who's Maxwell Smart? |
1.1594 |
0.06063 |
69 |
62 |
3 |
4 |
1440 |
Psst...Hey, your a guy, right? Does neutered mean what I think it means? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1441 |
Obama is wiretapping us. |
1.1594 |
0.06063 |
69 |
62 |
3 |
4 |
1442 |
It's not that I don't care, but now that they're gone I figure I can focus on my career. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1443 |
Is this really what they mean by "headphones"? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1444 |
Ear infection, you?" " Witness protection program. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1445 |
So what's your secret? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
1446 |
Oh yeah, I can see your stitches.Mine's just part of a lawsuit scam. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1447 |
I'll tell you what - I'll bite yours if you bite mine. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1448 |
Have you considered breath mints? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1449 |
OK, Bobby, let's try this again. SO HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BRAND-NEW WORLD'S GREATEST HEARING AID SO FAR?? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1450 |
Thanks for the tip about switching from cable. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1451 |
Max, do you really think this 'cone of silence' thing is going to work? |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
1452 |
This IS TrumpCare! You've come to the right place! |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
1453 |
Who are you calling cone head? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
1454 |
It's not you. It's me. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1455 |
I dunno - do you hear a high pitched whistle? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1456 |
Got it. I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1457 |
At least we won't need hearing aids. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1458 |
Sorry about that, Chief. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1459 |
IS THIS YOUR SNOUT OR MINE ? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1460 |
Et tu Brute? |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1461 |
Wanna a mint? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1462 |
I'll scratch your head if you'll scratch mine. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1463 |
This had better be important. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1464 |
Thanks for meeting like this. Listen, I'm sure the administration has bugged the dog house, the kennel, the car, everything. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1465 |
Welcome to the Cone Club, 'Rex Who Licks Incessantly.' |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1466 |
I've got an itch for you to scratch, if you know what I mean. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1467 |
This doesn't feel right. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1468 |
Turn around. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1469 |
Well, they can't stop us from making out. |
1.1515 |
0.06199 |
66 |
60 |
2 |
4 |
1470 |
The elusive couple, Donald J. Trump and Vladimir Putin, was pictured during a make out session out of the public eye. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1471 |
Aren't these supposed to be connected by a string? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1472 |
"You work for the CIA, too? |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1473 |
Truth or dare? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1474 |
With this thing on I thought I'd never get another date. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1475 |
These days, even dogs live an echo chamber. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1476 |
Okay, if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1477 |
OK, NOW you can kiss me. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1478 |
Thank goodness, now we can't hear our master's voice. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1479 |
This is what we call the cone of silence. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1480 |
Not that it matters, but mine's a Louis Vuitton |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1481 |
Excuse me, I was looking for your butt. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1482 |
Because the doghouse is wiretapped, Fido, that's why. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1483 |
I'm sorry, but you don't smell anything like your online scent. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1484 |
Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1485 |
At least it's a step-up from sniffing butts. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1486 |
Lady and the Tramp and unspecified dermatitis |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1487 |
I think we're safe in here |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1488 |
I usually only sniff butts on the first date. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1489 |
You first |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1490 |
The first rule of the Cone of Shame is: you do not talk about the Cone of Shame. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1491 |
Left side. Center haunch. Medium itch. And you? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1492 |
Shame on me? Shame on you! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1493 |
When he hollers 'treat' you go first |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1494 |
What you in for? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1495 |
Welcome to the cone of uncertainty. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1496 |
It's not a cone of shame, it's an alternative apparatus. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1497 |
Enough about me - what did the nice vet take away from you? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1498 |
ooh, ooh, now do the other ear. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1499 |
Now tell me everything you know about Spot. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1500 |
It's the only way I know to avoid surveillance. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1501 |
I feel like something's missing. Hey me too. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1502 |
They did that to me too! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1503 |
Those cat show people are so uptight. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1504 |
Nope, can't smell your butt from here either. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1505 |
Lep go of by tongue! |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1506 |
Are you sure we're alone? |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1507 |
Who knew there'd be a sociopath in welding class? |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1508 |
Is this line secure ? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1509 |
Coming this spring! Adam Sandler in 2 dogs 1 cone. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1510 |
I voted for Trump. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1511 |
I'm so happy that we are able to reconnect. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1512 |
This makes them SO nervous. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1513 |
I never knew your eyes were so blue! |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1514 |
I love it when we both get meds the same week. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1515 |
It's a Kate Spayed fashion accessory, too! |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1516 |
Lady and the Trump |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1517 |
At least this way we can't hear the cat |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1518 |
Are you sure the cats can't hear us when we are in the cones of silence? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1519 |
Let's take it outside. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1520 |
I'll lick yours, if you will lick mine. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1521 |
Are you sure this is a secure sight and we can't be hacked? |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1522 |
Don't you want to smell my other end? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1523 |
Are you thinking what I am thinking? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1524 |
Should we say Between You and I or Between You and Me? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1525 |
How's my breath? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1526 |
Next time we do this, go easy on the onions at lunchtime, ok? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1527 |
Fifi taught me a new position... |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1528 |
Keep it down. The microwave is listening. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1529 |
Agent Smart reporting, chief. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1530 |
I'm in for felony wound licking. What are you in for? |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1531 |
We're going to have to stop meeting like this. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1532 |
Shh, you'll give away our hiding spot! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1533 |
Arf! This is kinda romantic. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1534 |
You chew my stitches, I'll chew yours. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1535 |
So, how long are ya in for? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1536 |
So here's the plan... we lick each other's. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1537 |
Woof." "I know, it's, like, whatever. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1538 |
I am your father! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1539 |
Too many 'Get Smart' reruns. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1540 |
I call it conechat - very secure! |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1541 |
I haven't been able to find the switch, either. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1542 |
Thanks Assange! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1543 |
"We've got to stop meeting like....Wait a minute! You're not Coco! |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1544 |
I'll be wearing mine until the next election. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1545 |
Fancy meeting you here. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1546 |
Here's my plan. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1547 |
Well it beats solitary conefinement. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1548 |
Well you told me you weren't a fan of PDA. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1549 |
Have you been licking your butt again? |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1550 |
I think that Fluffy is on to us. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1551 |
Shirley, I have eyes for no one but you. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1552 |
Can you keep a secret? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1553 |
Now, this is strictly between you and me |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1554 |
are these tight security measures really necessary? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1555 |
"I did not sign up for this flexible care plan! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1556 |
Is that you, Mr. Watson? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1557 |
This is better than sniffing our butts |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1558 |
Your breath is intoxicating. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1559 |
I was hoping there would be more in our support group. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1560 |
Please don't sneeze. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
1561 |
No, I can't lick yours either. |
1.1515 |
0.06199 |
66 |
60 |
2 |
4 |
1562 |
This is certainly better than sniffing butts. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
1563 |
Interesting acoustics.... |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
1564 |
You're right. The one on 'Get Smart' is cooler. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
1565 |
I think a mobile phone might be more practical. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1566 |
I think we're being wiretapped. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1567 |
The only shame is that your breath smells like butt. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1568 |
Psst. I'll lick yours if you lick mine. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1569 |
A bark-to-bark double-header |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1570 |
can you hear me now? lol...bitch |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1571 |
I think you forgot your dental treat this morning. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1572 |
Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1573 |
A little less tongue please. |
1.1429 |
0.06343 |
63 |
58 |
1 |
4 |
1574 |
This is strictly entre nous. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1575 |
If we work together, maybe we can lick this thing. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1576 |
Wow. Your breath really does stink. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1577 |
Initially distracted by their tug-of-war over the same toy, the dogs suddenly realized they had entered an alternate dimension. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1578 |
Ahhh, Ahhh-choo! |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1579 |
Wait, this is the wrong end. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1580 |
Have you ever done it human-style? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1581 |
You had me at halo. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1582 |
We have to be careful.I heard a couple of St. Bernards once drowned in their own slobber. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1583 |
The cone of silence |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1584 |
Don't worry, we're invisible. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1585 |
You scratch mine, I'll lick yours. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1586 |
I'm just not in the mood anymore. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1587 |
Tell me what you're wearing. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1588 |
The humans are in such a bubble. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1589 |
Okay, Okay. We get it! No more eating poop in the yard. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1590 |
We're on a secure line, the Canine Intelligence Agency can't hear us |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1591 |
Do you have anything contagious? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1592 |
We've got to stop meeting like this (with "got" italicized). |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1593 |
Now we know "like dog breath" comes from. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1594 |
This is hot. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1595 |
You, my friend, have a severe case of dog breath. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1596 |
Did anyone see you come in here? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1597 |
Canine FaceTime |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1598 |
This election made me worry that we are just in an echo chamber. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1599 |
Hey, Look. It's the Cone brothers. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1600 |
I'll chew out your stitches if you'll chew out mine. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1601 |
What a coincidence-- I was neutered, too! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1602 |
This is not the end I was looking for. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1603 |
I'm stuck |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1604 |
Face time is overrated. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1605 |
An Elizabethan kiss. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1606 |
Wanna hear a secret?... |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1607 |
Stop complaining, it's the only way to keep it from the cat! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1608 |
Tunnel Vision |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1609 |
And you said the other end would smell bad. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1610 |
Do you have a mint? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1611 |
Don't worry, they can't hear us. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1612 |
I'll scratch you if you scratch me |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1613 |
Oh god, I love that dead fish smell on your breath! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1614 |
Let's focus on each other |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1615 |
Amazing! My name's Elizabeth, too! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1616 |
It's a shame we can't find anyone else for our support group. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1617 |
Facebook for dogs |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1618 |
Hey, I can still smell my butt! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1619 |
It was either this or stick my head in the sand. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1620 |
We're going to need some counseling after that procedure. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1621 |
I have a PTSD about fetching balls now. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1622 |
In the panopticon, everyone knows you're a dog. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1623 |
Do you know what 180 degrees means? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1624 |
What's even more demoralizing is that he swears he's gonna make ME pay for it! |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1625 |
I still think our fleas can hear us. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1626 |
I heard he's gonna grab the dogs AND the pussies. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1627 |
If dogs were covered by Trumpcare. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1628 |
We'll always have Paris. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1629 |
Who are you calling Dog Breath? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1630 |
I knew the "buy-one-get-one-free" deal was too good to be true. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1631 |
Don't cry, we can adopt. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1632 |
You nibble my stitches, and I'll nibble yours. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1633 |
Do I nose you? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1634 |
Scouts honor, you won't tell? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1635 |
We only have eyes for each other. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1636 |
I wouldn't stop licking my hotspot, .... you? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1637 |
Well, the even weirder coincidence is both of our owners being named Cohn. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1638 |
Are you sure no one smelled you come in here? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1639 |
What are you doing in a place like this? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1640 |
Just between you and me |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1641 |
I can't wait to be out of the Elizabethan Era. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1642 |
I have to be honest... it's not your best side. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1643 |
It's okay. We're all in the dark right now. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1644 |
Yeah, you were right. This is your tennis ball. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1645 |
This just gets us in a different kind of trouble. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1646 |
I DO LISTEN-isten-isten…. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1647 |
Given our situation, let's try out a mutual scratch pact. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1648 |
Wild party last night, huh? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1649 |
You Trump dog? I Sergei. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1650 |
Is that you, Agent 99? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1651 |
You don't have to bark. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1652 |
Are we still eligible for the Westminster Show? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1653 |
Well, at least we can't hear that dang dog whistle! |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1654 |
well, my Broker is E F Hutton |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1655 |
I think we're getting too close for comfort. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1656 |
I'll lick your stitches if you lick mine. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1657 |
Heads I win tails you lose! |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1658 |
I thought you were going to your (italicized) left. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1659 |
We can't lick our own, but... |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1660 |
You're sure about the wiretapping? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1661 |
I lick you a lot ! |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1662 |
It's better to encrypt our conversations from now on. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1663 |
Let's call a spayed a spayed. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1664 |
I'd rather not say. What about you? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1665 |
Love our tete-a-tetes. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1666 |
Gesundheit! |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1667 |
Are you sure the squirrel's not in here? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1668 |
Is that music in my head or yours? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1669 |
Coney Island hot dogs |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1670 |
Your breath is killing me. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1671 |
Chew just a bit more to the left. Oh yeah. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1672 |
No way...THAT's what no littering means? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1673 |
Yes, wiretapping, microwave cameras...this calls for the cone of silence. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1674 |
This affirms why we prefer to sniff the rearend. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1675 |
When was the last time you brushed your teeth? |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1676 |
So what's the big secret. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1677 |
Talk about tunnel vision! |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1678 |
Cone- nichiwa. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1679 |
Minimalism is so overrated. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1680 |
This stays in the cone of silence. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1681 |
Do you love me? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1682 |
Altoid? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1683 |
Have any mints? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1684 |
Here's looking at you, K9. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1685 |
I know where your bones are buried. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1686 |
Without a butt sniff I don't remember you" |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1687 |
If we put our heads together.... We might be able to figure something out. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1688 |
With Canine Intelligence Agency monitoring everyone's conversations, this is our only recourse. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1689 |
It's safe to talk now. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1690 |
What do you say we come out of the closet together? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1691 |
Hey, who turned out the lights ? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1692 |
when we split there's no looking back. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1693 |
I think this setting is a little too intimate for a first date. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1694 |
Canine virtual reality |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1695 |
Do you think they'll find us? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1696 |
I won't tell if you don't tell. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1697 |
Sharia law is tough on us bitches. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1698 |
If you listen closely you can hear the sea. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1699 |
I feel your shame. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1700 |
Cone-fessional booth |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1701 |
We'll show them…and they thought ball licking was embarrassing. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1702 |
OK, Max, what is so secret we have to use the cones of silence? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1703 |
We didn't need the cone of silence for you to tell me you lick your balls, everyone already knows. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1704 |
We have docking. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1705 |
At least our conversation is not being tapped. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1706 |
Hey, who turned out the lights ? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1707 |
I enjoy your butt, but your breath is bad. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1708 |
OK! You go first. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1709 |
I've got to ask you for a really important favor... |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1710 |
Finally some privacy |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1711 |
We have the same point of view. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1712 |
No, your breath smells like balls. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1713 |
This beats smelling your butt. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1714 |
Yeah, mine itches too. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1715 |
Bitch! It's You! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1716 |
Charlie, maybe if we put our heads together we can figure out how to fetch our balls. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1717 |
Personally, I'd rather be sniffing your butt. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
1718 |
20 bucks says they're making a Trump joke out there. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1719 |
I'll get right back to you. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1720 |
For the last time, Rex, WILL YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1721 |
No you let go of the ball |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1722 |
When do we tell them we actually like these things? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1723 |
As I said. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1724 |
I echo that sentiment. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1725 |
Another hazard of doggy braces. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1726 |
When did you get braces? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1727 |
Maxwell Smart and Agent 99's dogs recreate the spaghetti scene from "Lady and the Tramp". |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1728 |
Are you talk'in to me? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1729 |
I hear the microwave is spying on us |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
1730 |
Is this a coincidence, or what? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1731 |
Mine too! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1732 |
We have to stop meeting like this...it looks suspicious. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1733 |
I hope this is the last time our Vet uses medical supplies from Ikea. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
1734 |
Life of the party too ?? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
1735 |
A blind date. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1736 |
I'll chew your butt if you chew mine. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1737 |
You've been watching too many Get Smart reruns |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1738 |
I'd like to slip into something more comfortable. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1739 |
On three, you lick my stitches, I'll get yours. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1740 |
when are the stitches coming out? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1741 |
Let's ask Kellyanne to take a picture of us. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1742 |
Did you hear about Daisy's abortion?! |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1743 |
Regardless, I will not scratch yours. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1744 |
Kiss me you fool! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1745 |
Has your injury also brought you to a dark place? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1746 |
I'm pretty sure no one can tap a cone. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1747 |
Didn't I tell you not to play with crazy glue? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1748 |
Bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark, bark! |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1749 |
Now, let's discuss those sanctions... |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1750 |
Are you bugged? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1751 |
I just feel like we're all living in our own liberal or conservative echo chambers |
1.1333 |
0.06044 |
60 |
55 |
2 |
3 |
1752 |
Shh,--- I'll lick yours, then you lick mine. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1753 |
So, are we an item? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1754 |
You Complete Me |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1755 |
Agreed then. You chew mine; I'll chew yours. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1756 |
Well, mine doesn't cover distemper, rabies, liver or tick-borne diseases but it's beter than Trumpcare, and my premiums won't go up 80 percent. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1757 |
We've gotta stop meeting like this. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1758 |
who did you bite? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1759 |
Think they can hear us in here? I heard the yard is bugged... |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1760 |
This is going to make kissing hard, but it does give us some privacy. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1761 |
I say we go feral. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1762 |
Don't ask." "Don't tell. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1763 |
'HEllo from the other siiiide...' |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1764 |
But what about us? We'll always have Paris. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1765 |
It was one hell of a party! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1766 |
Max, every time we use the cone of silence, something terrible happens |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1767 |
Normally I start at the other end too. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1768 |
I lick yours; you lick mine. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1769 |
Well, so much for doggy style. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1770 |
- I'll scratch yours, if you'll scratch mine - |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1771 |
I got my balls chopped off, what about you? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1772 |
Well, this is a fine how do you do. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1773 |
I hate it when you self-diagnose, |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1774 |
If you want to do it legally, never admit you're chasing a cat. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1775 |
How secure is your cone? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1776 |
On the count of three, we lick each other's stitches. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1777 |
'Needs no caption' * *not a caption |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1778 |
These tete-a-tetes don't mean we're friends. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1779 |
Now I think we're safe from any wiretapping devices. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1780 |
Bad breath is the least of our problems! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1781 |
This is the no bark cone. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1782 |
Chief, I'm sure Chaos has bugged one of my fleas. Yes, Max. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1783 |
First I'll lick yours and then you can lick mine |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1784 |
I ate his homework. You? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1785 |
You know what? Now that I look closely enough, your eyes are definitely black. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1786 |
Do you think they can see us? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1787 |
We need a string for it to work over distance. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1788 |
Cone dogs on a "shtick" |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1789 |
Do you really think the FBI is trying to eavesdrop? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1790 |
Misery loves company. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1791 |
I like the bubble. I feel I can see myself in it. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1792 |
I bet my owner no person could come up with a caption for this. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1793 |
You lick my butt; I'll lick yours. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1794 |
Four years will go faster than you think! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1795 |
Now we're in the cones of silence tell me what you got from the wire tap. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1796 |
I haven't seen or spoken to any Russian dogs this week. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1797 |
Did you just here a dog whistle? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1798 |
The cats have taken over KAOS, Agent 99. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1799 |
We are one with the "cone of shame"... |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1800 |
There's an echo on my side, are you hearing one too? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1801 |
Has anyone ever mentioned that you have dog breath? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1802 |
I'll bark less and wag more if you will. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1803 |
"It's just that, sometimes I feel like you don't see me". |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1804 |
What are you in for?" "What's an Elizabethan? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1805 |
You need to brush your teeth... |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1806 |
I didn't even know anything was broken....... |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1807 |
Two cones, one bone. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1808 |
I said, "Shuffle, Shuffle, Step. Not, Shuffle, Step, Shuffle!" Submitted by my daughter: Jessica Paul |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1809 |
It wasn't so dark when we were a three-dog night. |
1.1333 |
0.06044 |
60 |
55 |
2 |
3 |
1810 |
I know it's Fashion Week, but don't you think an Elizabethan collar is really a bit too retro? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1811 |
I guess this makes us gender neutral. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1812 |
I think I'm a boy. You? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1813 |
Now we can talk in private |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1814 |
Sorry about that, Chief. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1815 |
We've got to stop meeting like this. The fleas are getting suspicious.... |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1816 |
I can get over 100 channels. How about you? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1817 |
Now they'll never find us! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1818 |
Well this end doesn't work, turn around. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1819 |
My name's Vladimir, what's yours? |
1.1333 |
0.06044 |
60 |
55 |
2 |
3 |
1820 |
Inside voice. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1821 |
You would think that no one had ever seen cone-joined twins before |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1822 |
Living in an echo chamber cannot be good. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1823 |
I don't want the microwave to hear us. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1824 |
Long time no see? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1825 |
Deep throat. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1826 |
Wrong end. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1827 |
So everyone agrees he should be impeached. |
1.1333 |
0.06044 |
60 |
55 |
2 |
3 |
1828 |
Well, Victor never had this problem. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1829 |
There was a two-for-one lampshade sale at k-mart. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1830 |
Rats, next month the Icone 7 comes out with colors. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1831 |
You bite my stitches and I'll bite yours. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1832 |
I'm fairly certain we're alone. . . So you scratch me, and I'll scratch you! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1833 |
Can I get a towel? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1834 |
I think somebody needs a mint. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1835 |
Me? Jock itch. What are you in for? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1836 |
Lick a little to the left. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1837 |
You didn't hear it from me, but they're going to cut your balls off. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1838 |
Max and Chief didn't realize when they put their heads together to make a cone of silence that no one could hear them beg for treats. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1839 |
It's a new idea I have. I'm calling it "SnoutTime." |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1840 |
In a stunning policy reversal, the A.S.P.C.A drops its opposition to dog fighting...under certain conditions. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1841 |
Promise you won’t tell anyone. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1842 |
It could be worse — at least they put it on this end. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1843 |
I'll nibble your ear if you nibble mine |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1844 |
Whatever happened to being joined at the hip? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1845 |
Promise me that if we every get out of this, we will definitely do it again. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1846 |
Do you come here often? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1847 |
We Come From France. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1848 |
I guess we're the two of "spayed". |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1849 |
Privacy is everything the vet promised it would be. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1850 |
i believe the kennel is 'wire-tapped', so let's just keep this between us |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1851 |
Well, now that we are alone... |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1852 |
We no longer need to meet this way Drew, it's 2017. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1853 |
I echo your feelings. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1854 |
You're right. Coldplay does sound better in here! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1855 |
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was your butt. |
1.1333 |
0.06044 |
60 |
55 |
2 |
3 |
1856 |
Veterinarian Sub-Woofer. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1857 |
It's fine well just stay like this till 2020 and he's gone. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1858 |
OK. Got it. We lick each other where it hurts on 1 . . . 2 . . . |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1859 |
At least we can scratch noses. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1860 |
It's the only way to prevent leaks. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1861 |
You never know who could be tapping your cone. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1862 |
Hello! Can you hear me? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1863 |
...No, YOU move! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1864 |
Houston, we have a conundrum. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1865 |
Less tongue. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1866 |
I don't think sensory deprivation is for me |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1867 |
I've been itching to meet you. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1868 |
Marco.... |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1869 |
Wrong end. Wrong end. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1870 |
I'll bite your spot if you bite mine. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1871 |
He's going to build a wall, and make us pay for it. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1872 |
Ever feel as if our hatred of the cones is an inescapable echo chamber? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1873 |
The worst part is, I can't lick my own balls. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1874 |
You had me at Woof! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1875 |
Hey, there's a class-action on these! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1876 |
Well, at least i'm not scratching anymore. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1877 |
It beats chasing our tails. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1878 |
It's the only way we can elude the NSA. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1879 |
Do you have any breath freshener? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1880 |
Are you sure these cones can block the microwave oven's camera? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1881 |
You lick my ear and I'll lick yours |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1882 |
How come I have to be the tramp? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1883 |
It's OK. I cleared my bowser history. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1884 |
So, how do you like "speed dating" at the kennel? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1885 |
You're a really good licker. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1886 |
"Thanks for joining me in the canine cone of silence.' |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1887 |
Ok, now what?? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1888 |
I want to start seeing others. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1889 |
You'd think they'd cover our asses. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1890 |
So we scratch each other's backs, euphemistically speaking? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1891 |
No one can hear us. You didn't really offer the Russians a lifting of sanctions, did you? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1892 |
I'm just not sure that this is the answer to our intimacy issues, Brianna. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1893 |
I knew you'd be back. life ain't easy on the outside, Sparky. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1894 |
I don't like PDA either. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1895 |
Who needs peripheral vision? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1896 |
Animal magnetism |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1897 |
Chronic crotch sniffing. What are you in for? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1898 |
When a bark is worse than the bite |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1899 |
The administration says we can't be wiretapped this way. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1900 |
No, I DON'T like the smell of garlic treats! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1901 |
This face-to-face hello just doesn't smell the same. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1902 |
You're a cone head! No, you're a cone head! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1903 |
Kissing is just not as fun as smelling. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1904 |
Tudor fashion really chaps my hide. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1905 |
Did you cone yet? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1906 |
Finally, some peace and quiet |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1907 |
You could use a Tic Tac. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1908 |
I'll scratch your butt if you scratch mine. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1909 |
Look on the bright side--we don't have to fetch. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1910 |
Do you really think this will beat the wire-taps? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1911 |
His rallies will fade. Let's just enjoy our I scream cone. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1912 |
Now can you hear me? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1913 |
You do mine. I'll do yours. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1914 |
OK, you breathe out and I'll breathe in. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1915 |
I love you." "I love you more. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1916 |
I've heard that vet owns shares in the company. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1917 |
I always wondered where the term "it's a dog-eat-dog world" came from. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1918 |
You lick my rash I'll lick yours. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1919 |
Let's keep that in the cone of silence. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1920 |
“Trust me, no one can hear us now”. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1921 |
Unfortunately, there's always a new punishment for chasing tail. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1922 |
They assured me that these shades are gender neutral. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1923 |
Fifi, I'm so glad we've had this tête-à-tête. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1924 |
I'LL PULL OUT YOUR STITCHES IF YOU PULL OUT MINE |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1925 |
If we could just put our heads together, we could come up with a solution. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1926 |
No! I haven't been seeing anyone else! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1927 |
My balls were bigger than yours. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1928 |
Did you check for wiretaps? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1929 |
Don't worry--the Kremlin has yet to hack the Elizabethan collar. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1930 |
The Canine Centipede |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1931 |
You're sure they can't hear or see us, right? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1932 |
Two cone heads are better than one. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1933 |
And when I said "Rex told me we're going to build a big, beautiful wall, and the chihuahua's going to pay," well, you can see how that turned out. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1934 |
[What Happens at the Kennel Stays at the Kennel] |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1935 |
Ten bones says we go viral with a foxtrot. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1936 |
I'm itching to get rid of this thing. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1937 |
Is this channel secure? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1938 |
Take your time and take two steps to the left. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1939 |
I'm fine. My owner got it so he doesn't feel awkward when I greet fellow dogs. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1940 |
This is awkward. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1941 |
So this is what they meant by, 'Leave the new lamps alone.' |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1942 |
They cut 'em off, then this stops you from licking there. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
1943 |
I was hacked |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
1944 |
Yes, it would break some boundaries, but we both could use a good licking. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1945 |
Thank God they only fitted this end.... |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1946 |
Hey!...at least they got a room (..sort of) |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1947 |
Canine virtual reality now includes dog breath! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1948 |
With all those microwaves out there, we can't be too careful. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1949 |
Can we go someplace more private? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
1950 |
DON'T BITE MY HEAD OFF! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1951 |
I don't think the humans can see us now. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1952 |
I will if you will. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1953 |
For your ears only ... |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1954 |
I'll turn around first. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1955 |
So, what are we missing here? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1956 |
What echo-echo-echo? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1957 |
Let's see them tap this conversation. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1958 |
You chew my stitches and I'll chew yours. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1959 |
Look at me when I'm barking at you! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1960 |
It's annoying but I got a killer tan. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1961 |
You might try Listerine. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1962 |
Haven't we met somewhere before |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1963 |
Are you sure no one suspects we've been seeing each other? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1964 |
Time to call Ben Carson? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1965 |
OK, what's the plan? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1966 |
I laid down with the neighbors dog and got up with fleas. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1967 |
I can't be sure, but I think our licking days are over! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1968 |
There's no way the cat will find us now. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1969 |
How do you like our new secure communication system? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1970 |
Want to make out? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1971 |
It looks like we're now stuck with the American Vet Care Act. |
1.1228 |
0.06167 |
57 |
53 |
1 |
3 |
1972 |
Can we stay like this until the next election? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1973 |
This was NOT my idea of a blind date. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1974 |
If you see something, say something. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1975 |
It's not so bad now that we're allowed conjugal visits. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1976 |
Another one of your master's brilliant ideas? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1977 |
Ok, when I said if we put our heads together, we could probably figure a way out of these...um this isn't exactly what I meant. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1978 |
Do you feel a draft? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1979 |
Did you hear? Bob's leaving. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1980 |
I told you if we did this they'd draw a cartoon about us! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1981 |
The last time I mentioned where the kibble is, it ended up on WikiLeaks. I’m just sayin’. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1982 |
I only have eyes for you. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1983 |
Do you know what halitosis means? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1984 |
Do you really think Princess can lipread? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1985 |
#@doggerheads |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1986 |
Quick, I think we're alone. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1987 |
I'm not allowed to butt sniff either. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1988 |
did you say quid pro quo? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1989 |
You too? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1990 |
I heard it from the horse's mouth. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1991 |
Theirs was a forbidden love... |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1992 |
It's not like it's a Rubik's cube—just let go of the rope! |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1993 |
And I say it's prostate, not prostrate! |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1994 |
Come just a little closer. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1995 |
What are you looking at? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1996 |
A million hits minimum and we get diddly-squat. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
1997 |
Your nose is warm. Should I worry? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
1998 |
Everything that happens in the cone of silence stays in the cone of silence. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
1999 |
It's a dog meet dog world. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2000 |
It's important we spend time at this end too! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2001 |
Believe me... I so understand. You are preaching to the choir. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2002 |
How will we be able to tell when one of us blinks? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2003 |
Okay, you gnaw my leg and I'll gnaw yours. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2004 |
Stuck in the middle with you |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2005 |
At least Yuri can't intercept us now |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2006 |
I'll lick you if you lick me. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2007 |
Humans are monsters. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2008 |
Hi, Beldar, I'm Premack. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2009 |
No one will find us now |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2010 |
tent-a-tent |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2011 |
Do I have the wrong end? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2012 |
The commercial said our snouts should start looking smaller in days |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2013 |
I guess Trump was serious about the new security measure. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2014 |
Phew! Got tired of smelling the other end |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2015 |
Ther're used to prevent concussions. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2016 |
t last! We finally meet face to face. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2017 |
Yeah, and I'll scratch yours. Just like the lawyer in the house says. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2018 |
I thought he said, "We're moving back to the 'hood'. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2019 |
Rin Tin Tinder hookup |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2020 |
Yep, they neutered me too. What say we start a consultancy practice together? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2021 |
Ok guy this is how it works. I scratch yours... |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2022 |
This isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2023 |
Watch what you say. I think mine is wiretapped. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2024 |
Houston, we have contact |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2025 |
Vets discovered the cones used after surgery ,were a great help with "hard of hearing" dogs. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2026 |
My collar was hacked. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2027 |
Private conversation |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2028 |
But, do we need a Cone of Silence? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2029 |
I told you your doghouse was being tapped. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2030 |
No Max! Not the cone of silence! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2031 |
My ears? You should see your ears! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2032 |
You lick mine, then I'll lick yours. Deal? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2033 |
Ready to scare some cats? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2034 |
Forgive me, Fido, for I have sinned. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2035 |
So THIS is why they call it the cone of shame! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2036 |
I know we've never met, but I feel oddly connected to you. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2037 |
I feel like I'm talking into an echo chamber these days |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2038 |
Finally, we can eat spaghetti together without it ending up on YouTube... |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2039 |
Scratch my back." "No, you scratch my back. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2040 |
I'm not ashamed! Are you? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2041 |
I don't think this will stop the leak. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2042 |
Small world, isn't it? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2043 |
Remember, what happens in the cones stays in the cones. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2044 |
Your place was wiretapped also? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2045 |
This beats smelling our behinds. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2046 |
Fox! Fox! Fox! - - Breitbark! Bark! Bark! |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2047 |
Have we met before? Please turn around so I can identify you. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2048 |
This way we cannot be hacked |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2049 |
Never thought we'd have to employ the cones of silence again |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2050 |
Just behind the left ear there, ahh, yes. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2051 |
Do you hear the ocean? I don't hear the ocean. They assured me I'd hear the ocean. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2052 |
Coneheads! Somebody call SNL! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2053 |
Okay, now that we have some privacy, here's the plan.... |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2054 |
A kissing dog never bites. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2055 |
Are you sure those Russian Wolfhounds can't hear us? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2056 |
Better than the other end |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2057 |
I really like the privacy of these things. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2058 |
These collars work great for giving us privacy to lick each other's faces, but will they also fit around our waists? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2059 |
Woof? Woof. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2060 |
This isn't exactly what that RCA dog was doing, but it probably would have been if they'd had stereo then. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2061 |
It's ok to speak freely..they can't hear us..we're under the cone of silence . |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2062 |
I wish they had these things for butts. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2063 |
Bitch. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2064 |
What was that, Chief? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2065 |
What do we do next, Bannon? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2066 |
I only have eyes for you. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2067 |
Some kind of dog virtual reality thing |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2068 |
As the trend to repeal civil right continued, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" made a staggering comeback. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2069 |
Alright, here's the plan to steal Butch's food. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2070 |
So much for swiping right based on the wrong photo. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2071 |
OK, who barks first? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2072 |
Don't bark so loud. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
2073 |
We may be in an ideological echo chamber, but at least we see eye to eye. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2074 |
The Chinese Dog Trap |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2075 |
My tongue's not long enough. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
2076 |
Cone of shame? They told me it was the cone of silence! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
2077 |
Oh, that's good. Just a little bit lower. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2078 |
Don't you wish there were Tic-Tacs for dogs? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2079 |
It's going down tonight. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2080 |
You're still allowed to leak appropriately. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2081 |
Great. We're stuck, Fifi will be home any minute, and I'm already sleeping in the doghouse. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2082 |
Nap on two. Break! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2083 |
Yeah, well I'm gonna beat this wrap. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2084 |
It's a deal. You first. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2085 |
Thanks to Doggie Dating Service, I found a perfect partner! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2086 |
A French poodle taught me how. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2087 |
So, what are you in here for? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2088 |
These new cone phones are great! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2089 |
Thanks to geometrist, David Hirsch's dogs (Pi and Squircle) the sphericon is born. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2090 |
Yeah, apparently I can't get enough of myself. How about you? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2091 |
We can hid from the vet in here. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2092 |
It's a deal ! I'll lick yours and you will lick mine ! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2093 |
No, *you* back down, bitch! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2094 |
I could talk to you all night. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2095 |
Cheaper than renting a kennel with twice as much privacy |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2096 |
I'm impressed with this new countersurveillance technology. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2097 |
And if thou bark into the abyss, the abyss will also bark into thee. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2098 |
You chew my back, I'll chew yours. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2099 |
I think if you could just relax we could separate.... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2100 |
You lick my butt, I'll lick yours. Deal? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2101 |
Do you feel like we're living in an echo chamber? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2102 |
whenever you're near me, i hear a symphony... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2103 |
You lovin' this Elizabethan obedience stuff? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2104 |
You know I would give you one, if I could. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2105 |
And I used to think they were being overly dramatic about 'dog breath.' |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2106 |
I'll lick your balls if you lick mine. |
1.1132 |
0.06409 |
53 |
50 |
0 |
3 |
2107 |
This is the worst vet's waiting room ever! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2108 |
Canine Match.com |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2109 |
Any good dirt to share? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2110 |
Who you calling dog-eared? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2111 |
I think we're sniffing the wrong side. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2112 |
And yet they're powerless to keep us from licking at each other, my dear |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2113 |
Staring contest, you and me. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2114 |
Let's have lunch. My owner will get back to your owner. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2115 |
Chief? Max? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2116 |
There must be a better way to avoid wire taps. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2117 |
Siamese dogs |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2118 |
They can't hear us, so the deal is you lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2119 |
Let's stay mum---'til we learn what's missing. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2120 |
You lick me and I'll lick you. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2121 |
"not much, how 'bout yourself"? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2122 |
Let's get some ice cream. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2123 |
One of us has really bad breath. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2124 |
Have you contacted PETA? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2125 |
I like meeting in private like this. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2126 |
I'm glad you see things my way. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2127 |
She said that to your face?! |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2128 |
Are you hearing an echo too? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2129 |
So close and yet so far. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2130 |
Dude! I got mine free, too, with my Smartphone! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2131 |
Let's move to Coney Island! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2132 |
Did your French bulldog friend teach you this? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2133 |
What is that thing you are wearing? Mine is a lampshade. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2134 |
I don't think they'll find us in here. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2135 |
Dear God, there's a terrible echo in here. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2136 |
You really think this will go viral? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2137 |
"it's because the microwave is recording my barks", |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2138 |
The funnel of lover |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2139 |
I'll tell you a secret, but it has to be under the cones of silence. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2140 |
I'd love to... but tonight's not the night |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2141 |
I C U |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2142 |
I see where you're coming from. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2143 |
Coneheads caught solving world's problems. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2144 |
Hey cool woofer man! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2145 |
Ahhhh, that's the spot! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2146 |
Don't worry...no one will know what we're doing! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2147 |
I'm FBI undercover and you must be CIA Black Ops |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2148 |
So, you voted for him, too? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2149 |
No, you lick me first, then I will lick you. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2150 |
They say we're living in an echo chamber. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2151 |
Listen. This is strictly off the cuff. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2152 |
It's a real dog-eat-dog world out there. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2153 |
My operation was a breeze but I'm still suffering from butt-sniffing withdrawal. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2154 |
Maybe this will block the silent whistle. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2155 |
Can we talk in private? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2156 |
That Russian wolfhound down the street has hacked into our system! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2157 |
Max, now that we're in the Cone Of Silence, I have something important to tell you! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2158 |
Remember, what's discussed in the Cone of Silence, is for our ears only. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2159 |
Can you believe this is really part of the training to become a member of the CIA's Canine Unit? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2160 |
- Great idea Toby, now we are stuck. - At least I went for the face first…. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2161 |
Madam, I'm Adam. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2162 |
Yeah, WikiLeaks is a real bitch! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2163 |
Wow you smell good like opossum. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2164 |
I heard on Dog News that the Russians and British are scent tapping. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2165 |
I never thought it could be like this. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2166 |
Need breath.....Need mint. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2167 |
We should stop meeting like this. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2168 |
They took yours too? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2169 |
Dogs in cones are closer than they appear. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2170 |
Barf! Dare ya! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2171 |
Let them try to wire tap this |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2172 |
Okay. We're alone now. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2173 |
No. Really. This will work! Backing into these cones! Me first... |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2174 |
Are we a he or a she? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2175 |
It's really loud in here. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2176 |
Is there an echo in here? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2177 |
On three, I'll check yours, you check mine. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2178 |
Do you hear an echo in here? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2179 |
You aren't alone... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2180 |
Can you hear the ocean? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2181 |
You said bone? I thought you said cone! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2182 |
You blinked. 2 out of 3? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2183 |
We don't need the Cone of Silence, we're just barking at each other. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2184 |
I know, I can't either. Wait! What if I lick yours and you lick mine? |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2185 |
Ok, count of three. You chew my sore, I'll chew yours. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2186 |
We've got quite the cone-ction. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2187 |
Hello from the other side. I must have called a thousand times. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2188 |
I don't think this is what I meant when I asked, "Can we neck?" |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2189 |
I DID hear her say leave it...but that stays in the cone of silence. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2190 |
Are you an "F", an"M" or one of the alternative alphabet? |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2191 |
And I thought losing my urge was the worst part... |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2192 |
I was just spayed. And you? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2193 |
Sure, it looks stupid, but better than getting hacked again. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2194 |
Hey, If you will lick me I will lick you. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2195 |
I am all ears. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2196 |
Oh alright, you can kiss me, but no tongues. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2197 |
How long have you been with the CIA? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2198 |
Licking my wounds. What are you in for? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2199 |
Gender identity? No, it's your biological sex that's got me stumped. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2200 |
I feel closer to you already. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2201 |
Now's a great time to practice our English. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2202 |
I'm too old to get Facebark. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2203 |
Trust me. This works better than tinfoil. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2204 |
So it's agreed. I lick yours, you lick mine. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2205 |
I can't understand you because of the echo. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2206 |
Shshsh...here's an idea; I chew on your foot if you chew on mine. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2207 |
It's a silo. No, a bubble. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2208 |
So this is what the humans mean when they complain about echo chambers. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2209 |
Stupid Vet. Stupid Cones. I got a solution let's lick each others wounds. You stupid sicko. I'm out of here. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2210 |
The Pellet with the Poison's in the Vessel with the Pestle. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2211 |
I don't want to look either, Murray. Did the vet leave us anything? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2212 |
The Siberian Husky won't be able hack our communications now. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2213 |
Let's make America Great again |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2214 |
Wanna neck? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2215 |
i just think these politically correct greetings are scentless. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2216 |
Beats what we used to sniff. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2217 |
This won't impasse the smell test. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2218 |
Paradigm shift! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2219 |
Rex! Long time, no sniff! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2220 |
So your legs became invisible too? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2221 |
We'll always have Paris. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2222 |
Kissing used to be easier. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2223 |
You're right, the acoustics are better. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2224 |
We should figure out a way to bottle this dog breath. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2225 |
Apparently we have the same vet |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2226 |
I'm sure that we can come up with a great Health Care Plan. |
1.1132 |
0.06409 |
53 |
50 |
0 |
3 |
2227 |
Before we start to kiss, I gotta tell you I have a horrible itch on my rear end. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2228 |
Are you hearing strange things too? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2229 |
Keep it moving, nothing to see. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2230 |
Overrated doesn't begin to describe the concept of magnetic attraction. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2231 |
If you chew on my tail, I'll scratch your ear. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2232 |
Detective dogs cone of science |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2233 |
When this comes off I'm totally sniffing your butt. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2234 |
I hope Russia can't hack our cone |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2235 |
At least it doesn't have to be fed. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2236 |
Well, I say we blame it on the mailman. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2237 |
Ha! Joke's on them - they'll never find us in here! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2238 |
I told you: no more spaghetti until the stitches come out! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2239 |
If you try to itch mine I'll try to itch yours. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2240 |
Supposedly it's shameful to share spaghetti. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2241 |
Didn't you love that anesthesia? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2242 |
Peek-a-boo |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2243 |
It's nice to share bones, in our private cones! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2244 |
Who needs E-Harmony and Tinder when folks like us can still meet the old fashioned way? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2245 |
I heard this is the only way to avoid a wiretap. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2246 |
There's no way Trump will be President." "So true. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2247 |
Okay..I'll lick yours if you lick mine. Now how do we deal with the toilet bowl problem. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2248 |
If you see something, say something. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2249 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2250 |
I'm sure we can figure this out if we put our cones together. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2251 |
I'll chew yours if you chew mine! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2252 |
Yes, we are docking, but it is not exactly what I had in mind. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2253 |
Are we wiretap proof yet? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2254 |
The fix is in. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2255 |
I just can't believe they would do that to me. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2256 |
Can we talk? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2257 |
Your lips taste like penicillin. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2258 |
You're blocking my signal. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2259 |
You were right, your nose is still cold! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2260 |
I feel your shame. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2261 |
Agent 86, do we have to use the cones of silence? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2262 |
It's a deal. You lick my sore and I'll lick yours. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2263 |
Can you hear the ocean? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2264 |
You do mine. I'll do yours. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2265 |
This way they can't read our lips. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2266 |
Ready for our doo-et? |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2267 |
Hello, Darkness, my old friend. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2268 |
Is this what they mean by tunnel vision? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2269 |
I've never smelled a butt like this before... |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2270 |
Is this up close and personal enough for you? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2271 |
Is this how we mate? |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2272 |
Is this the best we could do in our security upgrade? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2273 |
Dog Encryption |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2274 |
Okay, so here's how we'll get the butter from the counter without the microwave seeing... |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2275 |
Are we really in the cone of silence? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2276 |
Finally, we can eat our pasta in peace. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2277 |
I miss pee-mail. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2278 |
I got the idea from watching Get Smart. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2279 |
What do you think about adopting? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2280 |
No shame in experimenting with the latest in canine attachment-based therapy. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2281 |
Tunnel of Love |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2282 |
I hate Daisy's new haircut, but keep that in the cone of silence, okay? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2283 |
I hope the operation worked. I'm tired of being conjoined. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2284 |
You let go first. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2285 |
Given the current political climate, I'm glad we can see eye-to-eye for a change. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2286 |
They told me we were going to the park! The cat has been talking about revolution, I'm in. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2287 |
Rex, I think your plan for Canine Facebook needs a bit of tweaking. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2288 |
Would you mind repeating that? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2289 |
First-time dog whisperers. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2290 |
Bite me. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2291 |
At least you sired a litter first |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2292 |
The acoustics are great! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2293 |
I say we call a spay a spay. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2294 |
They call this "insider trading." |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2295 |
How about if you lick mine and I lick yours |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2296 |
You'll have to sniff my nose instead........ |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2297 |
We've got to stop meeting like this. My wife is calling the Vet. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2298 |
We'll just tell 'em we travel in our own circles... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2299 |
Dogs memorizing for Bark Mitzvah. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2300 |
Do you think the microwave can still hear us? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2301 |
Just below the ear…down a bit… |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2302 |
Your tail or mine? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2303 |
This is my first ever blind date. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2304 |
Hey, do you think you can scratch behind my ear? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2305 |
Cone with me. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2306 |
Doesn't this seem counter-intuitive to YOU? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2307 |
Okay, I turn around and you get to sniff, then we both turn around and I get to sniff. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2308 |
Very funny...yes...I can hear you now |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2309 |
Here's the deal. You chew out the stitches on my leg and I'll chew out the ones on yours. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2310 |
It smells like your butt in here |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2311 |
I'm afraid to look. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2312 |
Honestly, Biggie, part of me doesn’t want to know why. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2313 |
I detect an echo. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2314 |
Are you looking at ME? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2315 |
Are we well-connected, or what? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2316 |
Are your sure this is how we make America great again? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2317 |
I got a tick, but you need a Tic-Tac. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2318 |
Okay, 99, this is the new Cone of Silence. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2319 |
This probably wasn't the best time for a 'Lady and the Tramp' reënactment. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2320 |
That's a deal then, yea? You scratch my leg and I'll scratch yours. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2321 |
No worries - It's all in the cone of silence. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2322 |
Ok, now what?? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2323 |
Are you listening? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2324 |
Can you keep this under your hat? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2325 |
Let's keep this quiet. . . |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2326 |
You have to let me know next time you intend to wear this. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2327 |
Smells like Friskies in here. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2328 |
Now that we've done the bark part of this stupid study, why don't we fake the bite part. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2329 |
Two words: Breath mint. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2330 |
At least no one can read our lips. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2331 |
Your breath stinks. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2332 |
Did Verizon cut you off too? |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2333 |
I know, right? Don't tell the dachshund. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2334 |
I wish I could spin my head like Linda Blair. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2335 |
Silly me. My owners promised me a cone and I thought they meant ice cream cone. Fool me once.... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2336 |
Finally putting these awkward items to good use! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2337 |
Dog collar, wiretap—same thing! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2338 |
I only have eyes for you, too. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2339 |
Finally we can eat our spaghetti in private. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2340 |
Okay, Max, what's so important that we need the cones of silence? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2341 |
It could even be the microwave.... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2342 |
The security system looks primitive |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2343 |
Have I told you lately that I love you? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2344 |
DOGONIT!! |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2345 |
If you scratch my nose, I'll scratch yours. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2346 |
Now that we've tricked them into giving us the "cone of silence," we can make our plans. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2347 |
Facetime for dogs. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2348 |
WHEN I SAID I WOULD MEET YOU IN PRIVATE I DID NOT MEAN THIS!!!! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2349 |
If they're trying to listen, they're barking up the wrong tree. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2350 |
So here's the deal...when there gone, you kick some of the leftovers into this thing, and I'll do the same for you. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2351 |
so, who is your vet? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2352 |
Now that we're alone... |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2353 |
They should have done this at Trump Tower. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2354 |
Our owners don't deserve us. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2355 |
Stuck in the lampshade again. You? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2356 |
Victoria meets Albert |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2357 |
When you said you didn't like public displays of affection, I didn't know this is what you had in mind. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2358 |
You lick my wound, I'll lick yours |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2359 |
French kiss in a double cone. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2360 |
'First Conetact' |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2361 |
What is it, Agent 86? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2362 |
Okay, here's the plan... |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2363 |
I will scratch your nose if you scratch mine. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2364 |
Flynn, that you?" "Yes, I think we've established a secure com line now. So as we were saying about sanctions... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2365 |
They can't stop us from licking in here. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2366 |
Give me the spaghetti. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2367 |
They said 'get a room' but this works I guess... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2368 |
Canine Conference Call |
1.1132 |
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Are you sure nobody can tap us? |
1.1132 |
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2370 |
You're all I see. |
1.1132 |
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1 |
2371 |
It's just 28 years, Buddy... |
1.1132 |
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1 |
2372 |
What must the children think! |
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0 |
2373 |
I can't take my eyes off you. |
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1 |
2374 |
I'll lick your ear, you lick mine. |
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1 |
2375 |
You may now kiss the bride. |
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1 |
2376 |
The shades are drawn-now what? |
1.1132 |
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2377 |
We're just not seeing nose to tail on this issue. |
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2378 |
This conversation stays inside the bubble |
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2379 |
Are you sure this is how Nipper got started? |
1.1132 |
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0 |
2380 |
Rookie surveillance dogs |
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3 |
2381 |
Read my lips. |
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2382 |
Boy, I could REALLY go for a sno-cone. |
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1 |
2383 |
I'll lick your wound if you'll lick mine. |
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0.04394 |
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47 |
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0 |
2384 |
Boy, Our breath really is bad! |
1.1132 |
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47 |
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0 |
2385 |
Max, is that you? I can't see a thing. |
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47 |
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0 |
2386 |
Your breath smells familiar. |
1.1132 |
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47 |
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0 |
2387 |
This is fun, but nothing beats licking my butt. |
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1 |
2388 |
Tell you what... You scratch my ears and I'll scratch yours. |
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1 |
2389 |
Lamp shade disease spreads rampantly in canine population. |
1.1132 |
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1 |
2390 |
How 'bout a French kiss? |
1.1132 |
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1 |
2391 |
Cone here often? |
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1 |
2392 |
Hush up, they're listening through our microchips. |
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0 |
2393 |
When I pee I pass "Wikileaks." |
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2 |
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2394 |
Ummm, whose nose do we follow? |
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2395 |
Don't worry, Donald! Even the Brits can't tap into our Cones of Silence! |
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2396 |
No, YOU look silly in that thing! |
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0 |
2397 |
Somehow, the spaghetti thing doesn't seem as cute now. |
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47 |
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0 |
2398 |
Wrong end. |
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2399 |
Back to sexting?" "Yep. |
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1 |
2400 |
At last privacy ! |
1.1111 |
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48 |
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0 |
2401 |
Your cone or mine? |
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2 |
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2402 |
I'm pretty sure this is a HIPAA violation |
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0 |
2403 |
Do you think there's life out there? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
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49 |
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1 |
2404 |
I need a breath mint? You need a breath mint! |
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1 |
2405 |
Speak up! At my age, how do you expect me to hear you? |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2406 |
I'll gnaw yours if you'll gnaw mine. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2407 |
You know, this is great, but your dog-breath is killing me! |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2408 |
Can I interest you in an Altoid? |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2409 |
You were right! I can't hear that damn vacuum at all. |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2410 |
I bet this was in the fashion issue. |
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2411 |
Doggy style |
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2412 |
I will lick yours if you like mine. |
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1 |
2413 |
yeah...you smell different today too... |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2414 |
Are we in a Safe Space? |
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0 |
2415 |
This beats end-to-end encryption. |
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1 |
2416 |
Am I hearing an echo?" "--an echo? |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2417 |
Who knew we would both be reborn as dogs, Chief? |
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1 |
2418 |
Hello, Vladimir. I'm Donald. |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2419 |
Censorship knows no bounds |
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1 |
2420 |
Faking injury to find love. How ingenious! |
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2421 |
If we each take one step forward we should be able to extricate ourselves from this mess. |
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2422 |
Woof! .........woof woof woof woof woof... Now you try. |
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1 |
2423 |
Dog-ing. |
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0 |
2424 |
Okay, Vladimir, here's the scoop. |
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2425 |
your breath is disgusting! |
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2426 |
We can talk, they can't read our lips. |
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0 |
2427 |
Now that no one's looking ... |
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2428 |
Chapter 1: He knew it was doomed the moment he met her in the Spay/Neuter Support Group. |
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2429 |
No, no surgery, I just have some unappetizing habits. |
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0 |
2430 |
Remind me again what we were trying to do here. |
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2431 |
You're right. Sniffing this end is better. |
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0 |
2432 |
I'm so glad we had this time together. |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2433 |
We can't go on meeting like this! |
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2434 |
We can beat this! You lick where I'm neutered and I'll lick where you're neutered. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
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1 |
2435 |
I hate the Year of the Dog. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2436 |
Nice to have a safe space. |
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0 |
2437 |
I think the cone of silence is broken Max |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2438 |
It's a little dark in here. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2 |
2439 |
I knew GMO pet food had a downside. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
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1 |
2440 |
The Canine Cone of Silence. |
1.1000 |
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3 |
1 |
2441 |
Shame of cone of shame. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2442 |
I said tick not bug. |
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1 |
2443 |
This is the only way to ensure we won't be hacked. |
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0 |
2444 |
Are you positive this is secure? |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2445 |
Why I compulsively lick my nuts, too! Say, we could team up and drive our masters crazy. |
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46 |
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1 |
2446 |
Better reception in here than the microwave |
1.1000 |
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46 |
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1 |
2447 |
Talking to you is like being in an echo chamber. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2448 |
Don't worry! What two dogs do in the privacy of their own cones is no one else's business. |
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0 |
2449 |
We're like siamese cats" "twins rex, its siamese twins |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2450 |
My owner sucks! |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2451 |
Privacy has a price. |
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1 |
2452 |
Let's Kiss and Make-Up! |
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1 |
2453 |
Just deny we ever met- that always works! |
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0 |
2454 |
I`ll lick you wounds if you`ll lick mine!] |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2455 |
We really should diversify our news sources. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2456 |
At least we can still kiss. |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2457 |
Want to french poodle? |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2458 |
There's got to be an easier way to prevent identity theft. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2459 |
We have to wear these cones because he's uncomfortable drawing genitals. |
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1 |
2460 |
They call it the cone of silence. |
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2461 |
No, mother, he operated on other parts of my body. |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2462 |
My insurance can unhook us, but we have to try physical therapy first. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2463 |
I 've been surveilling the cat next door, but keep it in the Cone of Silence, OK? |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2464 |
Maxwell Smart says we may now speak securely. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2465 |
Trump, believing his dogs have been wired tapped, has them only communicate through the cone of silence. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2466 |
Is this Ryancare or Obamacare? |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2467 |
I think we need to get out of our bubble. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2468 |
Lampshades were on sale. |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2469 |
How are we going to get the egg rolls out? |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2470 |
Lately, my personal hygiene has been a bitch. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2471 |
What is a nice dog like you doing in a place like this? |
1.1000 |
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5 |
0 |
2472 |
Since the election, I've started reading feline literature to get a different perspective. |
1.1000 |
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3 |
1 |
2473 |
Hee hee! Now they won't know what we're saying! |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2474 |
Chief, this has to stay in the cone of silence. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2475 |
This is more fun than secure encryption |
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0 |
2476 |
Max? Chief? |
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3 |
1 |
2477 |
Try putting yours on your butt. |
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1 |
2478 |
It's my turn to lick your butt. |
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3 |
1 |
2479 |
Stuck in the middle with you |
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3 |
1 |
2480 |
Whoever said your bark's worse than your bite was right! |
1.1000 |
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5 |
0 |
2481 |
Nothing going on in here... |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2482 |
No. You turn around. ["You" in italics] |
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1 |
2 |
2483 |
Fox says Bo tapped my dog dish. |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2484 |
No, it's my turn to hide. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2485 |
Can you believe the latest tweet?" "I know right? |
1.1000 |
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3 |
1 |
2486 |
Nope. The other side is still smells better. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2 |
2487 |
Your breath is worse than your bark! |
1.1000 |
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0 |
2488 |
Then they said, 'There's been a mistake--Moonlight is the actual winner'. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2489 |
What !!! The poodle told u what! |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2490 |
I feel your pain. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2491 |
You have pretty eyes. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2492 |
Life's A Bitch |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2493 |
Max....! The Cone of Silence never works! |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2494 |
Don't let them know we also kiss. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2495 |
Yes, indeed, your face smells of my behind as well! |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2496 |
Misery loves company. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2497 |
How about you scratch my butt and I'll scratch yours? |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2498 |
It's a dog meet dog world. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2499 |
Lick mine, I'll lick yours. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2500 |
As if there's anything left to chew on! |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2501 |
I'll bite your back if you bite mine. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2502 |
The Canine Centipede |
1.1000 |
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5 |
0 |
2503 |
See, no PDA. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2504 |
Okay here's the plan. You bite my itch and I'll bite yours. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2505 |
Ok, I'll scratch your excema and you'll chew my stitches out and vomit them on the carpet. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2506 |
I thought you were going to bring the treats. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2507 |
I think the cone of silence may be more trouble than it is worth. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2508 |
First they cut the testicles and now this?! |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2509 |
No Barking. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2510 |
Wait...Did you just lick me? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
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45 |
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0 |
2511 |
I prefer this over sniffing each other's butt. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2512 |
I suppose this could be worse. |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2513 |
I know. My wife complains about that, too. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2514 |
I thought docking had to do with our tails. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2515 |
great idea, great idea, I can hear you much better |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
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45 |
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0 |
2516 |
Peek-a-boo |
1.1000 |
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3 |
1 |
2517 |
It's none of their business! |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2518 |
I heard it on Fox. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2519 |
I'm not sure of the mange, but you do have bad breath. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2520 |
Stop Pulling! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2521 |
Man, we gotta get out of this 'echo chamber'! |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2 |
2522 |
I'm always the last to know. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
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0 |
2523 |
So here's the plan; I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2524 |
We have to stop meeting like this. My husband is getting suspicious. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2525 |
Okay fine, I'll tell you. But you can't tell anyone I told you this. Master voted for Trump. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2526 |
So we meet again. |
1.1000 |
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47 |
1 |
2 |
2527 |
Reality bites. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2528 |
Now it's my turn to report, and your turn to decide. |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2529 |
I haven't seen you in a dog's age |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2530 |
Woof! My fleas are mating with your fleas. That could be trouble. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2531 |
CAN YOU HEAR ME? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2532 |
I call this art piece "The Experience Cone." |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2533 |
Do you think our conversation is being monitored? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2534 |
I don't think the microwave can hear us now..... |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2535 |
Just might dampen their unconditional love for humans. |
1.1000 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2536 |
Don't blow my cover! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
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46 |
3 |
1 |
2537 |
You can't be too safe when Snoop Dogg is nearby. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2538 |
Hello, is there anybody in there |
1.1000 |
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45 |
5 |
0 |
2539 |
Echo Chamber |
1.1000 |
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1 |
2540 |
Healthcare in America, back to the Elizabethian times. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2541 |
Funny, we both have tunnel vision. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2542 |
Come into the room, Watson. Yes, Master, but who turned out the lights? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2543 |
First that hydrant, now this. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2544 |
Does this mean they don't like our trash talking? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2545 |
The true cone of silence. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2546 |
OK, I'll lick your spot if you'll lick mine. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2547 |
Let me get that for you |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2548 |
Your breath stinks. Turn around. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2549 |
Don’t mind that it evokes "His Master’s Voice". I hate the irony of nipper |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2550 |
Anything you can't reach I can reach better... |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2551 |
The closer we get the the darker it is. "Nietzsche? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2552 |
Big deal you got neutered. I have to listen to the President's phone calls. |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2553 |
It's only temporary. Trust me. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2554 |
Honey Pup, these cones are for a different kind of licking! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2555 |
Whoda thought? They've finally invented the Canine Cone of Silence! Cool! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2556 |
No. I'm man's best friend. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2557 |
One of us is just going to have to let go of the spaghetti this time darling. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2558 |
Don't bark or we're both goners! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2559 |
NSA?" "No, CIA |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2560 |
Trump and Pence meeting ..."Ok, we are in private now. Did he really bug you because they have flea baths for that. If you really have fleas. " |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2561 |
Am I chewing your ear off? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2562 |
Yeah, I'm undercover K-9 Corps, too. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2563 |
The Beast With Two Backs |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2564 |
Did you turn off the lights? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2565 |
At last, we are alone... |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2566 |
noise-canceling headcones |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2567 |
No, I'm more ashamed |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2568 |
Do you snore? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2569 |
I'm afraid we're operating in our own echo chamber. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2570 |
"Do you come here often or is this a one time thing? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2571 |
It's not quite 'Hamilton,' but there's something artisanal about it. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2572 |
Hey..we just invented the first cone of silence!"What???" |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2573 |
We could, but what's the point? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2574 |
And the best part is the microwave can't hear us in here. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2575 |
Elizabethan Stalemutt |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2576 |
Presidential Daily Briefing, circa 2017 |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2577 |
This is there kind of private conversation. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2578 |
Lucky used this odd coincidence to privately tell Suzy that she should go to the clinic. After a pause Suzy decided to not crush Lucky and simply replied "Your a good boy Lucky, I will". |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2579 |
Cone here often? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2580 |
Shhh! I think Obama is spying on us |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2581 |
"Coned at Birth"! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2582 |
This is the only way our barks can't be hacked! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2583 |
Bro, on the bright side, two dudes with lampshades on their heads is pretty solid proof we throw a great party. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2584 |
At least we can still excrete. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2585 |
Looks like we're going to have to put that "dog eat dog" thing on hold for a while |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2586 |
Bless me, Father Terrier, for I have sinned, it's been six weeks since my last postal carrier........ |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2587 |
The upside? We can't get hacked in here. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2588 |
What a relief, to have a private place to meet where we can't be seen or summoned. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2589 |
A Combined Power of Over 250+ Channels |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2590 |
Elizabeth, can wikileaks hear us in the cones of silence? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2591 |
They can't hear us now. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2592 |
It's not aerodynamic when I'm running! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2593 |
Just chill. If we can't see them, they can't see us. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2594 |
I say the hell with it, and let’s call it a draw so we can go home and eat our dinners. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2595 |
Do you think this is what he meant by wiretapped? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2596 |
Don't you just love these new privacy collars. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2597 |
The code word is" g-o-o-d-b-o-y." |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2598 |
This should fool the paparazzi. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2599 |
At least we have each other! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2600 |
1. We've got to stop meeting like this. 2. For once, we see eye to eye. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2601 |
Can You Hear Me Barking Now? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2602 |
This brings a whole new meaning to being a conehead... |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2603 |
Never mind not being able to lick myself. I'd just like to look down there and see what "getting snipped" means. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2604 |
Don't bite my tongue! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2605 |
Oh nice. Your breath is even better in here. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2606 |
I love the echo in here. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2607 |
So, no more "Heads will roll." |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2608 |
My bite was worse than my bark. |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2609 |
Should we adopt? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2610 |
I know! I itch to tweet fake news too!" |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2611 |
When Dogs Conspire Against Their Owners |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2612 |
"Ok, this stays within the cone". |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2613 |
It'll be the best Modern Love column since Lady and the Tramp. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2614 |
Speak. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2615 |
Did your "master" take you to the vet & cut off your nuts too??? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2616 |
I'm sure this is how the alt-right echo chamber got started. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2617 |
How about a little quid pro quo? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2618 |
no one can hack this tête-à-tête ! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2619 |
You chew my wound and I'll chew yours. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2620 |
Come on, Fang. You know it is Control protocol for issues of this sort to use the Cone of Silence. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2621 |
Look, we've got to straighten this out pronto before it winds up on YouTube. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2622 |
Deep throat. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2623 |
You lick me and I'll lick you. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2624 |
The Comey Report |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2625 |
I think we are ready to do a French kiss in public. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2626 |
And you're sure this is the only way to keep the CIA from listening? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2627 |
Phew. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2628 |
Do you want a breath mint? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2629 |
They've taped our cones. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2630 |
Uh, arent we sniffing the wrong end? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2631 |
Supermans dog Spike uses the "Cone of Silence". |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2632 |
Look, to make this work one of us is going to have to turn around. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2633 |
When's dinner? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2634 |
Cone-joined twins |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2635 |
I have proof Obama wire tapped Trump Tower! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2636 |
I don't see the problem--the Cone of Silence works just fine. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2637 |
Would you consider using a microwave to spy on me instead? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2638 |
Hi, are you neuter the area? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2639 |
The Chinese finger traps were much easier. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2640 |
I kept nipping the cat, how about you? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2641 |
Is that you Rex?? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2642 |
Do you mind holding this position until until November 2020? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2643 |
Russian spy dogs briefing each other about the "wires tapped" in Trump Tower just before the victory. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2644 |
Whatever IT is I got it too |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2645 |
You sure our cones haven't been tapped? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2646 |
If you tell Kellyanne, Omarosa will have a fit. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2647 |
I think we should explore a threesome. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2648 |
I'm too afraid to look. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2649 |
Doggie style 2.0 |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2650 |
Pssst! Can you keep a secret? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2651 |
I voted for Donald Trump. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2652 |
Wow! It really does look 3D! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2653 |
Keep what I tell you just between us. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2654 |
Are we engaged? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2655 |
When was the last time you got to lick your balls? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2656 |
Mine's because I keep eating glue. Yours? |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2657 |
And how! Way better than sniffing. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2658 |
Hey! Quit licking me. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2659 |
We'll still have to unhook sometime, you know. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2660 |
cxxoxoxoxoxox |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2661 |
I know...but he double dog dared me. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2662 |
Let's get out of our filter bubble and find out what the cats are saying. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2663 |
I'm no longer afraid in the dark. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2664 |
Are you familiar with the concept of 69-ing? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2665 |
See no evil. Speak some evil. Hear all evil. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2666 |
When Toto Met Lassie |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2667 |
Get out of my head! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2668 |
It has something to do with p × r2. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2669 |
Can you get this itch for me? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2670 |
Watch your step. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2671 |
That's why a wall won't work either. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2672 |
You've been Vetted too?!! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2673 |
It's okay. We're protected by the cone of silence. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2674 |
A breath mint would help; but this is a refreshing alternative. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2675 |
I told you it wasn't a good idea to Lady and the Tramp that. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2676 |
Wanna chew each other's stitches out? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2677 |
Hello. I'm nobody. Who are you? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2678 |
Another Spicer news conference has gone to the dogs. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2679 |
Did you just say "you're nuts"? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2680 |
I'm seriously considering LASIK. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2681 |
Two heads are better than none. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2682 |
Hey what are you doing in there? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2683 |
My phone was tapped |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2684 |
They'll never find us now. |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2685 |
so I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine... |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2686 |
We really need to find a new couples therapist. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2687 |
What is done in the cone, stays in the cone. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2688 |
What I tell you stays here, okay? Cones of silence. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2689 |
You bark first! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2690 |
This way they can't hear us talking about them! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2691 |
Kiss me you fool! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2692 |
That's right, microwaves can't penetrate these things! Now tell me what you've got on him. |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2693 |
Boff and Zeke had invented their own cone of silence. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2694 |
Quit doing that, I can't breathe. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2695 |
We only need ONE cone of silence! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2696 |
The Act of Puppy-Cupping |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2697 |
hey bro |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2698 |
Gorilla glue and cones of shame? I tell you, Baby Cakes, conceptual art really sucks... |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
2699 |
'I guess we can call this Two Shades of Darker." |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
2700 |
You're barking up the wrong cone. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2701 |
De lampshades hide delight! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2702 |
Gee I wasn't sure online dating was for me. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2703 |
Oh my! All I was going to do is hide the remote. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2704 |
Lick the other side. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2705 |
You're kidding! I had a paw infection too! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2706 |
Deep throat! No, deeper! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2707 |
It's about time we got together. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2708 |
Get Out |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2709 |
Get your tail up. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2710 |
It is just impossible to smell your butt with this thing. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2711 |
I guess we'll have to postpone our 'Lady and the Tramp' reenactment. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2712 |
Your breath's not so great either |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2713 |
What's our plan? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2714 |
Speaking of Politics... |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2715 |
One of us is going to needs to change |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2716 |
Okay, you lick off my ointment and I'll gnaw on your bandage. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2717 |
I TOLD you that glue worked well. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2718 |
I'll sniff yours if you'll sniff mine. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2719 |
Spy dogs exchange top secret scents. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2720 |
The Canine Cone of Silence. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2721 |
Right! You scratch mine and I'll scratch yours! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2722 |
I'm with GCHQ. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2723 |
Now I see what Timmy means about 'dog breath' |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2724 |
Oh yeah, right there, yeah, lick it, lick it, yeah right there lick it. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2725 |
Virtual reality for dogs |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2726 |
Pair of the Dog |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2727 |
Ok, now we can talk. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2728 |
Listen closely and you can hear the distant echo of the cosmic Big Bark. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2729 |
I call this the invisibility cone |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2730 |
They may be blindsided, but for sure they are not going to be wire-tapped! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2731 |
Is that on your end or mine? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2732 |
I hear you. Can you hear me now? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2733 |
See, we're just a couple of flying heads now! I told you this was fun! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2734 |
Hey, this worked for Maxwell Smart! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2735 |
Ruff-bark-bark-ruff-bark? (Can you hear me now?) |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2736 |
Welcome to my personal hygiene support group. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2737 |
We need to stop meeting like this. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2738 |
The fact that we're talking is genre not cliche. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2739 |
Dog-eat-dog rapprochement. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2740 |
On three....break! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2741 |
No way. That's your breath, not mine! |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2742 |
I thought you were going to tell them we were not siamese poodles!!! |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2743 |
Woof ? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2744 |
Two heads are better than none. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2745 |
Oh hello |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2746 |
Woof? No, ruff! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2747 |
They thought the surgery would snip our feelings, but it's only brought us closer. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2748 |
Why the cone of silence? They don't speak our language anyway. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2749 |
I'm glad to see you too, but why is your bark suddenly so loud? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2750 |
Your paranoia is getting out of control. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2751 |
No one can see our love. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2752 |
Welcome to my happy place. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2753 |
Hear ye. Hear me. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2754 |
On the count of 3 let's conscious uncouple |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2755 |
His name's R. Bitchminster Fuller. It's called a Geodesic Cone. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2756 |
Finally - now we can speak candidly. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2757 |
Rex, if we're going to meet like this you have to stop eating your poo and eat more tic-tacs. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2758 |
I kept YOU in the dark? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2759 |
You lick mine. . .and I'll look yours. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2760 |
Deploying cones of silence |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2761 |
good to see you Mr. Russian Ambassador.....good to see you Hillary... |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2762 |
Small world. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2763 |
we are two dogs with cones on our heads ha ha |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2764 |
No one can hear us in the cone of silence. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2765 |
Who turned out the lights? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2766 |
I thought they'd never leave. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2767 |
Okay ... you first. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2768 |
Who says we are in an echo chamber? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2769 |
I'll lick yours if you'll like mine. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2770 |
It's a joke! Come on, you've never heard of M. C. Escher? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2771 |
Dog Whisperers. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2772 |
It's almost like the harder we pull the tighter this thing gets. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2773 |
No, no...you're doing it all wrong. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2774 |
We have meeting like this. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2775 |
Finally, Privacy! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2776 |
My owner said if I didn't use the cone of silence they would "de-bark" me. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2777 |
Together we can make our own margaritas, now shake. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2778 |
Speak softly. It was the only way I could think of where the NSA can't hear or see us. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2779 |
Is that you Shasta? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2780 |
OK, now, you lick mine and I'll lick yours. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2781 |
We're going to need a bigger spaceship, Harry. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2782 |
I keep telling you we've got to get out of our bubble. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2783 |
Are we related? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2784 |
TRUMP IS A LIAR - PASS IT ON ! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2785 |
Fifi and Fido, happy as can be, k - i - s - s - i - n - g! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2786 |
This cone of silence will protect us from leaks |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2787 |
The thing is: my bark is actually worse than my bite. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2788 |
I feel like we're growing apart. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2789 |
We have to stop meeting this way! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2790 |
"I believe it's pronounced "ruff", not "bark". |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2791 |
This will have to do since we can't text. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2792 |
Huh. Mine just hump on the bed... |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2793 |
Wiretapping. Surveillance. Invasion of privacy. This should take care of that. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2794 |
Hey, my butt's back there. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2795 |
You lick mine, I’ll lick yours. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2796 |
My master is also a shady dude. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2797 |
Waffle, wafer, or sugar? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2798 |
You first |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2799 |
It smells of kibbles in here. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2800 |
Love at first sniff. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2801 |
Just when you think Trump/Pence 2020 can't cut another thing... |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2802 |
Apparently we have to stop texting. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2803 |
I can't say I am not enjoying this. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2804 |
We may not be able to smell each other's butts, but we at least we can still be together. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2805 |
another fine mess you got us into! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2806 |
Cone of silence activated. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2807 |
you scratch my bacK and I'll scratch yours |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2808 |
Maybe next time. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2809 |
THIS SURE LIMITS FOREPLAY. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2810 |
Really? You're Itchy? Well, it's your lucky day, because I'm Scratchy! |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2811 |
Détente ?? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2812 |
I'll lick your backside if you'll lick mine |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2813 |
I think I like your butt better |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2814 |
Oh hello |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2815 |
In your eyes, I feel no shame. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2816 |
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Dog, Verizon sucks! |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2817 |
Ok, what does my butt smell like? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2818 |
Nothing like dancing cheek to cheek. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2819 |
Cone heads unite! |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2820 |
Dog breath! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2821 |
What would Caesar do? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2822 |
I'm getting Directv and Hulu. You..? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2823 |
So, tell me one more time - who am I to hack? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2824 |
You insist on doing everything I do. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2825 |
Harry, your tunnel vision is just too limiting. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2826 |
Ugh! I thought you said two cones were better than one. |
1.0870 |
0.06080 |
46 |
44 |
0 |
2 |
2827 |
- What happens in the cone stays in the cone. OR - Impeach? Impeach. We're all in agreement. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2828 |
Nothing personal, but I prefer the tin-can-and-string idea. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2829 |
Forgive me, Fred, for I stole two of your milk bones this past week. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2830 |
Stick your tongue out. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2831 |
We need to exhale to break the seal |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2832 |
I'll clean yours if you clean mine. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2833 |
My God, it's full of stars! |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |