Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
That's Bob Mankoff. He used to be the cartoon editor of the New Yorker. |
1.9313 |
0.01250 |
4836 |
2004 |
1160 |
1672 |
1 |
He got the cave but she got the wheel and the fire. |
1.8988 |
0.01223 |
4714 |
1924 |
1343 |
1447 |
2 |
He got the man cave in the divorce. |
1.8749 |
0.01777 |
2327 |
1018 |
582 |
727 |
3 |
I couldn't afford that place if I lived to be 30. |
1.7702 |
0.01192 |
4530 |
2097 |
1377 |
1056 |
4 |
So this is how the 1% live. |
1.7656 |
0.01235 |
4121 |
1892 |
1303 |
926 |
5 |
I invented fire. He invested in it. |
1.7561 |
0.01262 |
4071 |
1938 |
1188 |
945 |
6 |
She left him for a guy with wheels. |
1.7426 |
0.01287 |
3773 |
1789 |
1166 |
818 |
7 |
It makes our place look like a pit. |
1.7154 |
0.01305 |
3510 |
1690 |
1129 |
691 |
8 |
It looks pricey - they have a doorman. |
1.7042 |
0.01264 |
3850 |
1922 |
1145 |
783 |
9 |
He comes from prehistoric money. |
1.6756 |
0.01317 |
3453 |
1775 |
1023 |
655 |
10 |
I knew he'd cave! |
1.6616 |
0.02444 |
1188 |
690 |
210 |
288 |
11 |
I never thought of digging sideways... |
1.6607 |
0.01318 |
3383 |
1763 |
1005 |
615 |
12 |
Why can't I have a man cave? |
1.6228 |
0.01268 |
3582 |
1962 |
1009 |
611 |
13 |
Wait til the bear wakes up. |
1.6076 |
0.01481 |
2663 |
1505 |
698 |
460 |
14 |
He drew on the walls so we're keeping the security deposit. |
1.5982 |
0.01567 |
2292 |
1290 |
633 |
369 |
15 |
Do you think your Dad's been waiting there all night? |
1.5940 |
0.01408 |
2756 |
1539 |
797 |
420 |
16 |
Sure our place is a pit, but his is a hole in the wall. |
1.5773 |
0.01538 |
2276 |
1297 |
644 |
335 |
17 |
Should we tell him about the bear? |
1.5538 |
0.01878 |
1553 |
926 |
394 |
233 |
18 |
He'll be there forever. It's rent controlled. |
1.5474 |
0.01789 |
1750 |
1065 |
412 |
273 |
19 |
He had a place like ours, but people kept dropping in. |
1.5424 |
0.01856 |
1545 |
926 |
400 |
219 |
20 |
I told you we had the instructions upside down! |
1.5322 |
0.01824 |
1567 |
946 |
408 |
213 |
21 |
He may be on to something. He looks dry. |
1.5304 |
0.01789 |
1497 |
875 |
450 |
172 |
22 |
And I heard the kitchen has granite counter tops. |
1.5269 |
0.01923 |
1393 |
844 |
364 |
185 |
23 |
He just came out as homo sapien |
1.5215 |
0.01965 |
1327 |
809 |
344 |
174 |
24 |
The artists move in, the rents go up, and we end up living in some hole. |
1.5124 |
0.02072 |
1169 |
717 |
305 |
147 |
25 |
Getting past the guard is easy. How do we remove the paintings? |
1.5118 |
0.02315 |
971 |
605 |
235 |
131 |
26 |
His place really is a hole in the wall. |
1.5115 |
0.02020 |
1173 |
707 |
332 |
134 |
27 |
He says he's "waiting for inspiration" but I think he's just gonna paint another bison. |
1.5085 |
0.02079 |
1115 |
677 |
309 |
129 |
28 |
You know what? "Cave Man" does have a better ring to it than "Hole Man"... |
1.5010 |
0.02253 |
1004 |
631 |
243 |
130 |
29 |
No, THIS is a manhole. That's a man cave. |
1.4985 |
0.02237 |
995 |
622 |
250 |
123 |
30 |
He'll never move. It's rent-controlled. |
1.4953 |
0.02395 |
955 |
624 |
189 |
142 |
31 |
The real fun starts when the bear wakes up! |
1.4941 |
0.02462 |
931 |
617 |
168 |
146 |
32 |
We've got to move out of your parents' basement. |
1.4905 |
0.02283 |
893 |
551 |
246 |
96 |
33 |
Very nice. Makes our place look like a hole in the ground. |
1.4903 |
0.02368 |
875 |
551 |
219 |
105 |
34 |
He'll never leave, it's rent controlled. |
1.4889 |
0.02467 |
898 |
592 |
173 |
133 |
35 |
We'll see who's laughing when the bears come back |
1.4882 |
0.02516 |
887 |
592 |
157 |
138 |
36 |
Oh great, another art gallery opened. |
1.4871 |
0.02398 |
852 |
539 |
211 |
102 |
37 |
Sure, caves are great until the bears come home. |
1.4864 |
0.02630 |
847 |
577 |
128 |
142 |
38 |
It's nice, I guess... if you don't mind living in a hole in the wall. |
1.4844 |
0.03431 |
417 |
265 |
102 |
50 |
39 |
I heard his wife left him for some big wheel inventor. |
1.4835 |
0.02460 |
790 |
498 |
202 |
90 |
40 |
He also has a cave in the Hamptons. |
1.4819 |
0.02459 |
799 |
507 |
199 |
93 |
41 |
Sure, he's smug now, but wait until the bear comes back! |
1.4818 |
0.02637 |
822 |
558 |
132 |
132 |
42 |
Don't expect him to leave anytime soon. That cave is rent controlled. |
1.4805 |
0.02765 |
668 |
434 |
147 |
87 |
43 |
He'll never leave, it's rent controlled. |
1.4794 |
0.02679 |
776 |
523 |
134 |
119 |
44 |
I never thought that I would envy a hole in the wall. |
1.4768 |
0.03375 |
409 |
258 |
107 |
44 |
45 |
I can't believe I hate the hole thing. |
1.4739 |
0.02700 |
747 |
503 |
134 |
110 |
46 |
Nice space, but his roommate's an animal. |
1.4732 |
0.02540 |
653 |
400 |
197 |
56 |
47 |
One day we will invent a word for a place where a man goes to be alone with his stuff. |
1.4718 |
0.02565 |
727 |
467 |
177 |
83 |
48 |
It looks comfy now but just wait until the bear comes back. |
1.4686 |
0.02810 |
700 |
478 |
116 |
106 |
49 |
Just look at him, staring at his cave wall painting, trying to think of a caption. What an IDIOT! |
1.4673 |
0.03303 |
505 |
345 |
84 |
76 |
50 |
So this is how the one percent live! |
1.4663 |
0.02607 |
682 |
437 |
172 |
73 |
51 |
He won't be so smug when the sabre-toothed tiger returns from vacation. |
1.4649 |
0.02895 |
669 |
462 |
103 |
104 |
52 |
I prefer our skylight. |
1.4642 |
0.03432 |
405 |
263 |
96 |
46 |
53 |
Yeah, but we have more light. |
1.4611 |
0.02482 |
642 |
393 |
202 |
47 |
54 |
She got the wheel and fire. All he got was the cave. |
1.4609 |
0.02649 |
640 |
409 |
167 |
64 |
55 |
I wouldn't live there in a million years. |
1.4595 |
0.03022 |
518 |
338 |
122 |
58 |
56 |
The only difference is when it rains. |
1.4582 |
0.02704 |
622 |
401 |
157 |
64 |
57 |
"I knew him before he invented fire". |
1.4581 |
0.02691 |
620 |
398 |
160 |
62 |
58 |
This should be fun. He’s never seen a woman. |
1.4564 |
0.02899 |
585 |
389 |
125 |
71 |
59 |
It looks nice now, but give it a couple of months and the walls will be covered with graffiti. |
1.4499 |
0.02764 |
569 |
366 |
150 |
53 |
60 |
I don’t like the way he draws you on the wall. |
1.4499 |
0.03437 |
389 |
255 |
93 |
41 |
61 |
Personally, I'm not a big fan of modern architecture. |
1.4461 |
0.02877 |
547 |
359 |
132 |
56 |
62 |
I don't understand what you see in it. It is just a hole in the wall. |
1.4451 |
0.02964 |
519 |
342 |
123 |
54 |
63 |
His name is Mankoff. He drew all of those pictures on the cave wall. Been there since before the dinosaurs, so they say. |
1.4432 |
0.02999 |
528 |
354 |
114 |
60 |
64 |
Uh-oh, looks like your Dad is waiting up! |
1.4431 |
0.02937 |
510 |
333 |
128 |
49 |
65 |
Why would anyone live in that hole in the wall? |
1.4417 |
0.02845 |
523 |
338 |
139 |
46 |
66 |
That isn't a "man-cave". It's a grizzly bear-cave. He'll soon be wishing he had a man-hole like us! |
1.4415 |
0.03297 |
521 |
374 |
64 |
83 |
67 |
I just don't get modern architecture. |
1.4385 |
0.03000 |
504 |
335 |
117 |
52 |
68 |
I'd yell "fire", but I don't think he knows what that is yet. |
1.4385 |
0.03039 |
504 |
338 |
111 |
55 |
69 |
Ha! He had the blueprints sideways! |
1.4380 |
0.02881 |
500 |
323 |
135 |
42 |
70 |
Hmm, horizontal. I think he's onto something. |
1.4356 |
0.03467 |
365 |
241 |
89 |
35 |
71 |
Isn't that where the bear lives? |
1.4353 |
0.03474 |
487 |
358 |
46 |
83 |
72 |
He's just in a foul mood because I said his drawings had repetitive themes. |
1.4351 |
0.03288 |
393 |
257 |
101 |
35 |
73 |
True, but he has a lot more overhead. |
1.4351 |
0.02913 |
485 |
314 |
131 |
40 |
74 |
Should we tell him about the bear at the back of his cave? |
1.4322 |
0.03392 |
472 |
338 |
64 |
70 |
75 |
Great! Someone moved in upstairs. |
1.4298 |
0.03038 |
463 |
306 |
115 |
42 |
76 |
Let's get the name of his architect. |
1.4250 |
0.02980 |
440 |
285 |
123 |
32 |
77 |
What can I say? He got in on the ground floor. |
1.4247 |
0.03176 |
438 |
295 |
100 |
43 |
78 |
No way. They're dark, stuffy, hard to clean, limited view and not in our price range. |
1.4241 |
0.03707 |
323 |
218 |
73 |
32 |
79 |
Patience dear, this is just a starter hole. |
1.4226 |
0.02976 |
433 |
280 |
123 |
30 |
80 |
So that's how you keep the rain out. |
1.4219 |
0.03102 |
429 |
284 |
109 |
36 |
81 |
Sure he has a door, but we have a skylight. |
1.4193 |
0.03210 |
415 |
279 |
98 |
38 |
82 |
He said we make him feel like a third wheel, whatever that means. |
1.4184 |
0.03615 |
337 |
229 |
75 |
33 |
83 |
Think of the money we'd save on flood insurance. |
1.4179 |
0.03123 |
414 |
274 |
107 |
33 |
84 |
He was featured in Better Caves & Rock Piles. |
1.4179 |
0.03609 |
347 |
238 |
73 |
36 |
85 |
We need to wait him out, it's rent controlled. |
1.4158 |
0.03593 |
404 |
292 |
56 |
56 |
86 |
He has the place all to himself and I hear it's rent controlled. |
1.4158 |
0.03541 |
404 |
289 |
62 |
53 |
87 |
No hunting, no gathering. He just binge-watches last season's cave murals. |
1.4154 |
0.03301 |
402 |
274 |
89 |
39 |
88 |
Looks like a real hole-in-the-wall. |
1.4154 |
0.03244 |
402 |
271 |
95 |
36 |
89 |
Keep dreaming; it's rent-controlled. He'll never move out! |
1.4154 |
0.03537 |
402 |
287 |
63 |
52 |
90 |
Location, location, location. |
1.4141 |
0.03297 |
396 |
269 |
90 |
37 |
91 |
You do realize we are hiding in the outhouse? |
1.4137 |
0.03290 |
394 |
267 |
91 |
36 |
92 |
The one percent. |
1.4118 |
0.03480 |
391 |
275 |
71 |
45 |
93 |
As soon as the bear comes back and eats him, the cave will be ours. |
1.4118 |
0.03735 |
391 |
289 |
43 |
59 |
94 |
His flip went south when the bear moved in. |
1.4109 |
0.03782 |
387 |
288 |
39 |
60 |
95 |
He feels like a third what? |
1.4104 |
0.03422 |
385 |
267 |
78 |
40 |
96 |
N0 use waiting--looks like a rent controlled apt.! |
1.4094 |
0.03681 |
381 |
277 |
52 |
52 |
97 |
So...that's how he stays dry when it rains. |
1.4080 |
0.03277 |
375 |
252 |
93 |
30 |
98 |
What's next, cliff dwelling? |
1.4075 |
0.03396 |
373 |
256 |
82 |
35 |
99 |
I guess he does know his ass from a hole in the ground. |
1.4070 |
0.03596 |
371 |
264 |
63 |
44 |
100 |
I highly doubt "Cave Dweller" will become a thing. |
1.4060 |
0.03347 |
367 |
249 |
87 |
31 |
101 |
Don't forget to walk upright when I introduce you. Dad is kind of racist. |
1.4060 |
0.03500 |
367 |
256 |
73 |
38 |
102 |
This hole is greater than some of the parties. |
1.4039 |
0.03642 |
359 |
256 |
61 |
42 |
103 |
Wait! How will your Dad even know if we're late for curfew if he can't tell time? |
1.4006 |
0.03713 |
317 |
221 |
65 |
31 |
104 |
They say he was once a cartoon editor. |
1.4000 |
0.03597 |
350 |
247 |
66 |
37 |
105 |
I'd better apologize. He DOES know his cave from a hole in the ground. |
1.3993 |
0.03808 |
303 |
212 |
61 |
30 |
106 |
Location, location, location. |
1.3964 |
0.03566 |
338 |
236 |
70 |
32 |
107 |
He gets over five hundred cave drawings and still complains there is nothing on. |
1.3964 |
0.03663 |
338 |
240 |
62 |
36 |
108 |
I hear he's stepping down as cartoon editor of The New Yorker. |
1.3958 |
0.03679 |
336 |
239 |
61 |
36 |
109 |
Look -- they got a doorman. |
1.3958 |
0.03481 |
336 |
231 |
77 |
28 |
110 |
That seems like a lateral move. |
1.3952 |
0.03857 |
291 |
204 |
59 |
28 |
111 |
Well his Airbnb profile didn't lie, it is a hole in the wall. |
1.3946 |
0.03535 |
332 |
230 |
73 |
29 |
112 |
It's new money. |
1.3946 |
0.03509 |
332 |
229 |
75 |
28 |
113 |
Yet another architecture trend that will never last. |
1.3946 |
0.03350 |
332 |
223 |
87 |
22 |
114 |
You're right, I think that is Bob Mankoff! |
1.3939 |
0.03872 |
330 |
242 |
46 |
42 |
115 |
Yeah, but there's no basement. |
1.3933 |
0.03235 |
328 |
216 |
95 |
17 |
116 |
The original man cave. |
1.3912 |
0.03794 |
294 |
206 |
61 |
27 |
117 |
I knew he'd eventually cave. |
1.3880 |
0.03808 |
317 |
229 |
53 |
35 |
118 |
I've never seen a cave-man before ... this changes the hole-world. |
1.3871 |
0.03976 |
248 |
171 |
58 |
19 |
119 |
Noah can explain better |
1.3866 |
0.03896 |
313 |
229 |
47 |
37 |
120 |
Gort meditates as cave bear awakens. |
1.3859 |
0.04019 |
311 |
232 |
38 |
41 |
121 |
Now, as soon as the cave bears show up, get ready to move in fast! |
1.3859 |
0.03940 |
311 |
229 |
44 |
38 |
122 |
Sure, it's nice, but at least our hole's paid off. |
1.3859 |
0.03494 |
311 |
213 |
76 |
22 |
123 |
Another McMansion blocking the view. |
1.3859 |
0.03582 |
311 |
216 |
70 |
25 |
124 |
This is just our Starter Hole. |
1.3859 |
0.03342 |
311 |
208 |
86 |
17 |
125 |
Maybe if you were better at hunting and gathering, we could afford a place like that. |
1.3851 |
0.03741 |
309 |
220 |
59 |
30 |
126 |
Looks like a case of painter's block. |
1.3851 |
0.03568 |
309 |
214 |
71 |
24 |
127 |
He's going to be insufferable the next time it rains. |
1.3836 |
0.03569 |
305 |
211 |
71 |
23 |
128 |
We can get in. I know the bouncer. |
1.3833 |
0.03452 |
300 |
203 |
79 |
18 |
129 |
Has he invited you inside to see his stupid wall etchings? |
1.3813 |
0.03807 |
278 |
195 |
60 |
23 |
130 |
Just as I predicted......gentrification. |
1.3813 |
0.03554 |
299 |
206 |
72 |
21 |
131 |
A horizontal hole in the ground! What will they think of next? |
1.3805 |
0.03846 |
297 |
214 |
53 |
30 |
132 |
Well, I think the foyer is pretentious. |
1.3797 |
0.03894 |
295 |
214 |
50 |
31 |
133 |
Yeah, like caveman is even a thing. |
1.3780 |
0.03870 |
291 |
210 |
52 |
29 |
134 |
I'll admit his place is better in the rain. |
1.3776 |
0.03559 |
286 |
196 |
72 |
18 |
135 |
A hole in the wall? Damn, that's clever. |
1.3772 |
0.03920 |
289 |
210 |
49 |
30 |
136 |
"My Dad always waits up for me.". |
1.3772 |
0.03499 |
289 |
197 |
75 |
17 |
137 |
C'mon Zork, help us dig for grubs. No one is ever going to care about your animal pictures. |
1.3768 |
0.03810 |
284 |
202 |
57 |
25 |
138 |
He thinks caves are the future. |
1.3759 |
0.03625 |
282 |
195 |
68 |
19 |
139 |
It's pretentious, it blocks our view and it complete;y destroys the character of the neighborhood. |
1.3750 |
0.03746 |
280 |
197 |
61 |
22 |
140 |
It's big, but he can't afford to heat it. |
1.3750 |
0.03499 |
280 |
190 |
75 |
15 |
141 |
He's always been a lateral thinker. |
1.3741 |
0.03866 |
278 |
199 |
54 |
25 |
142 |
I heard she left after finding all the nude cave paintings... |
1.3732 |
0.03782 |
276 |
195 |
59 |
22 |
143 |
How bad could it be? They have a doorman. |
1.3732 |
0.03530 |
276 |
188 |
73 |
15 |
144 |
Another Neanderthal. There goes the neighborhood. |
1.3732 |
0.03676 |
276 |
192 |
65 |
19 |
145 |
He's still mad I clubbed you first. |
1.3732 |
0.03676 |
276 |
192 |
65 |
19 |
146 |
He says we'll get what he means when the rains come. |
1.3723 |
0.03693 |
274 |
191 |
64 |
19 |
147 |
What's he do with all that space? |
1.3721 |
0.03811 |
258 |
180 |
60 |
18 |
148 |
Yeah, he's between a rock and a hard place but look at the hole we've dug for ourselves. |
1.3713 |
0.03958 |
272 |
197 |
49 |
26 |
149 |
What hole did he crawl out of? |
1.3694 |
0.03928 |
268 |
193 |
51 |
24 |
150 |
Stupid Ogg. Hole go wrong way. |
1.3690 |
0.04029 |
252 |
181 |
49 |
22 |
151 |
How does a hunter-gatherer afford the mortgage on a cave like that? |
1.3684 |
0.03650 |
266 |
184 |
66 |
16 |
152 |
McMansion's are ruining the feel of the neighborhood. |
1.3664 |
0.03522 |
262 |
178 |
72 |
12 |
153 |
It's got curb appeal, but I hate the wall art. |
1.3664 |
0.03604 |
262 |
180 |
68 |
14 |
154 |
Remind me why we have to sleep in the guest room whenever you brother comes to visit. |
1.3664 |
0.03989 |
262 |
190 |
48 |
24 |
155 |
I always wanted to live in a cave with a doorman. |
1.3654 |
0.03820 |
260 |
184 |
57 |
19 |
156 |
What could be in there that needs a bouncer? |
1.3643 |
0.03840 |
258 |
183 |
56 |
19 |
157 |
Ever since he invented the wheel he's lived in luxury. |
1.3643 |
0.03800 |
258 |
182 |
58 |
18 |
158 |
I just love what he's done with the foyer. |
1.3643 |
0.03720 |
258 |
180 |
62 |
16 |
159 |
What do you mean, 'We'll understand when it rains'? |
1.3643 |
0.03596 |
258 |
177 |
68 |
13 |
160 |
It's Mankoff's new job guarding the cartoon bank. |
1.3633 |
0.03859 |
256 |
182 |
55 |
19 |
161 |
I find you a hole, you want a cave. Will nothing make you happy? |
1.3633 |
0.03859 |
256 |
182 |
55 |
19 |
162 |
How does a single, unemployed caveman afford a place like that? |
1.3627 |
0.04640 |
204 |
151 |
32 |
21 |
163 |
At what point do we tell him it's just graffiti? |
1.3622 |
0.03798 |
254 |
179 |
58 |
17 |
164 |
I hear he moved out of his parents' place to become a painter. |
1.3622 |
0.03673 |
254 |
176 |
64 |
14 |
165 |
I'm telling you, 'Cave Man' is a fad. Hole Man is the future. |
1.3617 |
0.04184 |
235 |
171 |
43 |
21 |
166 |
It's been one thing after another since he started walking upright. |
1.3611 |
0.03899 |
252 |
180 |
53 |
19 |
167 |
OK Donald, break time is over. Now let's continue digging ourselves into this hole. |
1.3609 |
0.04293 |
230 |
169 |
39 |
22 |
168 |
I don't think he understands hide and seek. |
1.3600 |
0.04000 |
250 |
181 |
48 |
21 |
169 |
You're the one who wanted to live in the lower East side. |
1.3600 |
0.04040 |
250 |
182 |
46 |
22 |
170 |
I used to think "hole in the wall" was a negative thing. |
1.3600 |
0.03919 |
250 |
179 |
52 |
19 |
171 |
What's next? Fire? |
1.3595 |
0.03834 |
242 |
170 |
57 |
15 |
172 |
See? Living in a hole-in-the-wall does not make one happier. |
1.3592 |
0.03802 |
245 |
172 |
58 |
15 |
173 |
You should see the art work he's got in there. |
1.3589 |
0.04102 |
248 |
182 |
43 |
23 |
174 |
Caveman does have a better ring to it than hole people |
1.3577 |
0.04084 |
246 |
180 |
44 |
22 |
175 |
He also paints. |
1.3577 |
0.03960 |
246 |
177 |
50 |
19 |
176 |
The Dawn of Gentrification |
1.3577 |
0.04043 |
246 |
179 |
46 |
21 |
177 |
We need to dig a few more feet to get past security. |
1.3568 |
0.04017 |
241 |
174 |
48 |
19 |
178 |
How did he get it to go sideways like that? |
1.3566 |
0.04228 |
244 |
182 |
37 |
25 |
179 |
Gentrification. |
1.3556 |
0.04125 |
239 |
175 |
43 |
21 |
180 |
Yeah, but at least ours has running water. |
1.3556 |
0.03906 |
239 |
170 |
53 |
16 |
181 |
He'll never get this by the zoning board. |
1.3556 |
0.03815 |
239 |
168 |
57 |
14 |
182 |
But is he happy? |
1.3554 |
0.04087 |
242 |
177 |
44 |
21 |
183 |
It's just a hole in the wall. |
1.3554 |
0.04045 |
242 |
176 |
46 |
20 |
184 |
So this is how the 1% live. |
1.3554 |
0.03916 |
242 |
173 |
52 |
17 |
185 |
Caves are the new holes. |
1.3554 |
0.03916 |
242 |
173 |
52 |
17 |
186 |
Did you see what he did to the walls? SO primitive. |
1.3541 |
0.04007 |
209 |
146 |
52 |
11 |
187 |
The writing's on the wall. |
1.3532 |
0.04038 |
235 |
170 |
47 |
18 |
188 |
You know, one of these days your father is going to notice this tunnel. |
1.3519 |
0.03826 |
233 |
164 |
56 |
13 |
189 |
I hear he once was Caption Editor for the New Yorker. |
1.3506 |
0.04264 |
231 |
172 |
37 |
22 |
190 |
I thought your lawyer said you were getting the house. |
1.3500 |
0.04558 |
180 |
130 |
37 |
13 |
191 |
We should flip our hole. |
1.3493 |
0.03916 |
229 |
163 |
52 |
14 |
192 |
Its also rent controlled. |
1.3493 |
0.04060 |
229 |
166 |
46 |
17 |
193 |
It seemed bigger on Airbnb |
1.3493 |
0.04060 |
229 |
166 |
46 |
17 |
194 |
I know he looks scary but the next restroom is like twelve caves away. |
1.3480 |
0.04177 |
227 |
167 |
41 |
19 |
195 |
I can see them putting in those monstrosities all over town. |
1.3480 |
0.04083 |
227 |
165 |
45 |
17 |
196 |
Oh, so now you're too good for the hole! |
1.3480 |
0.03986 |
227 |
163 |
49 |
15 |
197 |
This doesn't look like China. |
1.3480 |
0.04177 |
227 |
167 |
41 |
19 |
198 |
He wants to be first on the new subway. |
1.3455 |
0.04119 |
220 |
160 |
44 |
16 |
199 |
He can't come, he's waiting for the cable guy. |
1.3440 |
0.04194 |
218 |
160 |
41 |
17 |
200 |
I can't believe you dated that Neanderthal. |
1.3439 |
0.04153 |
221 |
162 |
42 |
17 |
201 |
We can't move. Our place is rent controlled. |
1.3439 |
0.04486 |
221 |
169 |
28 |
24 |
202 |
He says he doesn't want to be a hunter OR a gatherer. |
1.3436 |
0.04482 |
195 |
144 |
35 |
16 |
203 |
Honey, we simply cant afford it. |
1.3430 |
0.04349 |
207 |
153 |
37 |
17 |
204 |
See, I told you--a man cave. |
1.3430 |
0.04349 |
207 |
153 |
37 |
17 |
205 |
Typical teenager, he just stays in his cave and watches fire all day. |
1.3430 |
0.04184 |
207 |
150 |
43 |
14 |
206 |
Well... Cavebnb gave it great reviews.. |
1.3430 |
0.04184 |
207 |
150 |
43 |
14 |
207 |
All we said was that his drawings lack dimension. |
1.3430 |
0.04559 |
207 |
157 |
29 |
21 |
208 |
Someday we’ll get out of this hell hole and have a cave of our own. |
1.3425 |
0.04076 |
219 |
159 |
45 |
15 |
209 |
That's how the one percent lives. |
1.3425 |
0.03919 |
219 |
156 |
51 |
12 |
210 |
He leads a sheltered life. |
1.3425 |
0.04076 |
219 |
159 |
45 |
15 |
211 |
That Frank Lloyd. He just has to be different. |
1.3411 |
0.04192 |
214 |
157 |
41 |
16 |
212 |
He has everything and he's still not happy. |
1.3411 |
0.04446 |
214 |
162 |
31 |
21 |
213 |
It only works if the bear is already in the cave. |
1.3411 |
0.04779 |
214 |
169 |
17 |
28 |
214 |
Guess what, now we'll be called Cavemen! |
1.3411 |
0.04244 |
214 |
158 |
39 |
17 |
215 |
The doorman is a nice touch but the lobby art was a little too primitive. |
1.3411 |
0.04396 |
214 |
161 |
33 |
20 |
216 |
I like his idea better. |
1.3411 |
0.03977 |
214 |
153 |
49 |
12 |
217 |
I don't know--moving from a ground level flat to an apartment with a doorman is a big step. |
1.3396 |
0.04270 |
212 |
157 |
38 |
17 |
218 |
Above ground is all the rage." |
1.3396 |
0.03999 |
212 |
152 |
48 |
12 |
219 |
Must be nice to be part of the 1%. |
1.3396 |
0.04217 |
212 |
156 |
40 |
16 |
220 |
Next year let's book early and try to get a place with a roof. |
1.3396 |
0.04217 |
212 |
156 |
40 |
16 |
221 |
It's called moving up. |
1.3381 |
0.04022 |
210 |
151 |
47 |
12 |
222 |
Why can’t your brother stay in the guest hole? |
1.3381 |
0.04078 |
210 |
152 |
45 |
13 |
223 |
Technically, it's a man cavern. |
1.3381 |
0.04188 |
210 |
154 |
41 |
15 |
224 |
He invented the wheel. Then he realized he had nowhere to go. |
1.3365 |
0.04322 |
208 |
155 |
36 |
17 |
225 |
Steals my idea, turns it on it's side, and now he's the architect. |
1.3365 |
0.04376 |
208 |
156 |
34 |
18 |
226 |
The idiot! He dug his burrow sideways! |
1.3365 |
0.04481 |
208 |
158 |
30 |
20 |
227 |
See - he calls it a roof. It's going to change everything. |
1.3365 |
0.04045 |
208 |
150 |
46 |
12 |
228 |
We're a nation of caves and cave nots. |
1.3365 |
0.04158 |
208 |
152 |
42 |
14 |
229 |
See? I told you we were doing it wrong. |
1.3365 |
0.04102 |
208 |
151 |
44 |
13 |
230 |
Man, I wish I'd thought of that. |
1.3333 |
0.04150 |
204 |
149 |
42 |
13 |
231 |
Taking his structure horizontal is going to revolutionize the hole industry. |
1.3333 |
0.04252 |
201 |
148 |
39 |
14 |
232 |
Zillow has it listed at 16.5 stones. |
1.3333 |
0.04208 |
204 |
150 |
40 |
14 |
233 |
Doesn't your dad ever sleep? |
1.3333 |
0.04321 |
204 |
152 |
36 |
16 |
234 |
It's that less primitive than thou attitude that gets me. |
1.3317 |
0.04509 |
199 |
151 |
30 |
18 |
235 |
Ooooo! CAVE artist! Well la-de-dah! |
1.3317 |
0.03906 |
199 |
141 |
50 |
8 |
236 |
Then you should have married him! |
1.3317 |
0.04337 |
199 |
148 |
36 |
15 |
237 |
He doesn't know a cave from a hole in the ground. |
1.3315 |
0.04639 |
181 |
136 |
30 |
15 |
238 |
It's a hole in the wall |
1.3299 |
0.04183 |
197 |
144 |
41 |
12 |
239 |
He finally caved. |
1.3299 |
0.04539 |
197 |
150 |
29 |
18 |
240 |
The very first man cave. |
1.3299 |
0.04305 |
197 |
146 |
37 |
14 |
241 |
You can come out now, he's not president anymore |
1.3299 |
0.04596 |
197 |
151 |
27 |
19 |
242 |
I love the new open floor plan! |
1.3299 |
0.04365 |
197 |
147 |
35 |
15 |
243 |
We finally learn to walk erect, and he just sits there. |
1.3298 |
0.04207 |
191 |
139 |
41 |
11 |
244 |
Yea, I guess caveman has a better ring to it than holeman |
1.3282 |
0.04208 |
195 |
143 |
40 |
12 |
245 |
...and he insists that we call him a 'cave' man now. |
1.3282 |
0.04271 |
195 |
144 |
38 |
13 |
246 |
Ok his hole is sideways. So what? |
1.3264 |
0.04482 |
193 |
146 |
31 |
16 |
247 |
At least we have a pool. |
1.3264 |
0.04170 |
193 |
141 |
41 |
11 |
248 |
I heard his wife left him for a more evolved man. |
1.3264 |
0.04170 |
193 |
141 |
41 |
11 |
249 |
When did he get cable? |
1.3264 |
0.04421 |
193 |
145 |
33 |
15 |
250 |
I think he might be on to something |
1.3246 |
0.04512 |
191 |
145 |
30 |
16 |
251 |
Wow! what do you think his mortgage is .... |
1.3228 |
0.04287 |
189 |
140 |
37 |
12 |
252 |
He might be on to something there. |
1.3228 |
0.04352 |
189 |
141 |
35 |
13 |
253 |
Tell your dad, it's just till we get back on our feet. |
1.3228 |
0.04154 |
189 |
138 |
41 |
10 |
254 |
Oh, great! Now, our property taxes will skyrocket! |
1.3228 |
0.03873 |
189 |
134 |
49 |
6 |
255 |
Look how the other one third lives. |
1.3228 |
0.04417 |
189 |
142 |
33 |
14 |
256 |
Why didn't WE think of that? |
1.3228 |
0.04542 |
189 |
144 |
29 |
16 |
257 |
Classic blunder: He bought the most expensive home in the neighborhood. |
1.3228 |
0.04417 |
189 |
142 |
33 |
14 |
258 |
And I'll bet it doesn't fill up with water when it rains. |
1.3226 |
0.04401 |
186 |
139 |
34 |
13 |
259 |
Yeah it's big, but the mortgage must be a tusk and a leg. |
1.3226 |
0.04334 |
186 |
138 |
36 |
12 |
260 |
He's living way beyond his means. But let's be honest, we're in the hole ourselves. |
1.3217 |
0.04718 |
143 |
104 |
32 |
7 |
261 |
Must be nice to be in the one %. |
1.3207 |
0.04562 |
184 |
140 |
29 |
15 |
262 |
It's the home of the future! |
1.3187 |
0.04460 |
182 |
137 |
32 |
13 |
263 |
They added security since we moved. |
1.3187 |
0.04251 |
182 |
134 |
38 |
10 |
264 |
For an Early Man, your dad stays up pretty late. |
1.3187 |
0.04179 |
182 |
133 |
40 |
9 |
265 |
It's still just a hole, dear. |
1.3168 |
0.04354 |
161 |
117 |
37 |
7 |
266 |
I can see the advantages in the rainy season. |
1.3167 |
0.04204 |
180 |
132 |
39 |
9 |
267 |
I think we may have overlooked some of the charms of the hole in the wall. |
1.3167 |
0.04349 |
180 |
134 |
35 |
11 |
268 |
He'll miss the sound of the rain thumping off his forehead. |
1.3167 |
0.04130 |
180 |
131 |
41 |
8 |
269 |
Stop moping and join us in the Jacuzzi. |
1.3167 |
0.04420 |
180 |
135 |
33 |
12 |
270 |
We need a cave and you need a toilet, let's work this out! |
1.3167 |
0.04277 |
180 |
133 |
37 |
10 |
271 |
That would be better when it rains... |
1.3167 |
0.04626 |
180 |
138 |
27 |
15 |
272 |
I think troglodytes sit down and troglomytes stand up. |
1.3167 |
0.04558 |
180 |
137 |
29 |
14 |
273 |
Horizontal? I never thought of that. |
1.3167 |
0.04558 |
180 |
137 |
29 |
14 |
274 |
All that on a single income? |
1.3167 |
0.04420 |
180 |
135 |
33 |
12 |
275 |
Out of our price range. |
1.3167 |
0.04349 |
180 |
134 |
35 |
11 |
276 |
And he called our place a hole. |
1.3146 |
0.04230 |
178 |
131 |
38 |
9 |
277 |
He hasn’t come out since the election. |
1.3146 |
0.04659 |
178 |
137 |
26 |
15 |
278 |
The commutes not bad, and its a doorman building. |
1.3146 |
0.04305 |
178 |
132 |
36 |
10 |
279 |
So that's how the other 1% lives |
1.3146 |
0.04305 |
178 |
132 |
36 |
10 |
280 |
Are we on the wrong side of history? |
1.3146 |
0.04590 |
178 |
136 |
28 |
14 |
281 |
Nice digs. |
1.3146 |
0.04230 |
178 |
131 |
38 |
9 |
282 |
Nice digs. |
1.3146 |
0.04378 |
178 |
133 |
34 |
11 |
283 |
He's got a point about rain. |
1.3146 |
0.04078 |
178 |
129 |
42 |
7 |
284 |
He said he was tired of always being the third wheel." What's a wheel? |
1.3146 |
0.04378 |
178 |
133 |
34 |
11 |
285 |
Dig horizontally!? Who would'a thunk it? |
1.3143 |
0.04121 |
175 |
127 |
41 |
7 |
286 |
He thinks he is evolving. |
1.3143 |
0.04277 |
175 |
129 |
37 |
9 |
287 |
I like the idea. The stairs are killing me. |
1.3143 |
0.03875 |
175 |
124 |
47 |
4 |
288 |
Fred needs his man cave like I need a hole in the ground. |
1.3143 |
0.04785 |
175 |
136 |
23 |
16 |
289 |
He can call it a foyer all he wants. Still smells like bear's ass. |
1.3121 |
0.04458 |
173 |
130 |
32 |
11 |
290 |
Ground level--that's very important |
1.3121 |
0.04146 |
173 |
126 |
40 |
7 |
291 |
He's depressed because I told him his drawings were primitive and never would stand the test of time. |
1.3121 |
0.04679 |
173 |
133 |
26 |
14 |
292 |
That's what I want when I retire. A place out of the weather where I can paint. |
1.3121 |
0.04382 |
173 |
129 |
34 |
10 |
293 |
Horizontal. Clever. |
1.3121 |
0.04533 |
173 |
131 |
30 |
12 |
294 |
I said, "Hold your ground," but he caved. |
1.3121 |
0.04820 |
173 |
135 |
22 |
16 |
295 |
She left him for a guy with a fire pit. |
1.3121 |
0.04458 |
173 |
130 |
32 |
11 |
296 |
So by digging horizontally you get more floor area. |
1.3121 |
0.04382 |
173 |
129 |
34 |
10 |
297 |
Two or three raindrops and he caves. |
1.3099 |
0.04857 |
171 |
134 |
21 |
16 |
298 |
Third Wheel? What's a wheel? |
1.3099 |
0.04489 |
171 |
129 |
31 |
11 |
299 |
So that's a Man Cave...Nice |
1.3099 |
0.04640 |
171 |
131 |
27 |
13 |
300 |
Gentrification. |
1.3099 |
0.04411 |
171 |
128 |
33 |
10 |
301 |
That wheel endeavor must've paid off. |
1.3099 |
0.04333 |
171 |
127 |
35 |
9 |
302 |
Neighborhood is going to hell with all these McCaves. |
1.3099 |
0.04489 |
171 |
129 |
31 |
11 |
303 |
Someday, honey, we'll live like the 1%. |
1.3099 |
0.04253 |
171 |
126 |
37 |
8 |
304 |
Just don't say 'fire in the hole' again! |
1.3077 |
0.04196 |
169 |
124 |
38 |
7 |
305 |
Can we afford a doorman building? |
1.3077 |
0.04520 |
169 |
128 |
30 |
11 |
306 |
Looks like we have a squatter. |
1.3077 |
0.04520 |
169 |
128 |
30 |
11 |
307 |
He's in line for tickets to Hamilton. It opens in 500,000 years. |
1.3077 |
0.04520 |
169 |
128 |
30 |
11 |
308 |
Ya, that man cave is nice, but I'd rather be here, holed up with you babe. |
1.3077 |
0.04441 |
169 |
127 |
32 |
10 |
309 |
We should have used his architect. |
1.3077 |
0.04441 |
169 |
127 |
32 |
10 |
310 |
You know, he may have a point. |
1.3054 |
0.04390 |
167 |
125 |
33 |
9 |
311 |
How can he afford that place? |
1.3054 |
0.04551 |
167 |
127 |
29 |
11 |
312 |
I'm sorry, but there's such a thing as too much house. |
1.3054 |
0.04630 |
167 |
128 |
27 |
12 |
313 |
First the wheel, now this |
1.3054 |
0.04136 |
167 |
122 |
39 |
6 |
314 |
I know it's just a hole-in-the-wall. It's still nicer than ours. |
1.3054 |
0.04630 |
167 |
128 |
27 |
12 |
315 |
Can you imagine what the taxes and utilities would be on a place like that? |
1.3054 |
0.04307 |
167 |
124 |
35 |
8 |
316 |
I'm starting to think that maybe we bought the wrong unit. |
1.3049 |
0.03999 |
164 |
118 |
42 |
4 |
317 |
How come he gets a man cave and I only get a man hole? |
1.3049 |
0.04688 |
164 |
126 |
26 |
12 |
318 |
How can anyone live like that? |
1.3049 |
0.04526 |
164 |
124 |
30 |
10 |
319 |
He's watching the paint dry. |
1.3049 |
0.04526 |
164 |
124 |
30 |
10 |
320 |
He's been like this since the dawn of time. |
1.3049 |
0.04608 |
164 |
125 |
28 |
11 |
321 |
It's rent-controlled, too. |
1.3049 |
0.04688 |
164 |
126 |
26 |
12 |
322 |
Whatever he calls it, it's still a hole! |
1.3049 |
0.04442 |
164 |
123 |
32 |
9 |
323 |
See? If we dig the hole sideways, we won't get wet! |
1.3049 |
0.04767 |
164 |
127 |
24 |
13 |
324 |
Since inventing fire, he's become quite arrogant. |
1.3049 |
0.04442 |
164 |
123 |
32 |
9 |
325 |
His place is a hole in the wall. |
1.3049 |
0.04526 |
164 |
124 |
30 |
10 |
326 |
Is this China? |
1.3025 |
0.04883 |
162 |
127 |
21 |
14 |
327 |
Wow, did we ever use the wrong architect! |
1.3025 |
0.04723 |
162 |
125 |
25 |
12 |
328 |
Yeah, but ours is rent controlled. |
1.3025 |
0.04386 |
162 |
121 |
33 |
8 |
329 |
He calls the place Mar-a- Cavo |
1.3025 |
0.04641 |
162 |
124 |
27 |
11 |
330 |
Yeah, but what about wind from the south? Ever think about that? And the lack of overhead light? And the lousy feng shui? And the ... |
1.3025 |
0.04473 |
162 |
122 |
31 |
9 |
331 |
After the divorce he just caved. |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
332 |
Damn, there's going to be a cover charge to get in. |
1.3000 |
0.04416 |
160 |
120 |
32 |
8 |
333 |
I like the flow of his foyer. |
1.3000 |
0.04590 |
160 |
122 |
28 |
10 |
334 |
"First fire, and now the sideways hole--what'll they think of next? |
1.3000 |
0.04840 |
160 |
125 |
22 |
13 |
335 |
We'd live like that if we weren't in the hole. |
1.3000 |
0.04758 |
160 |
124 |
24 |
12 |
336 |
What's next? Fire? |
1.2994 |
0.04649 |
157 |
120 |
27 |
10 |
337 |
You lure him out and I'll build a door. |
1.2994 |
0.04470 |
157 |
118 |
31 |
8 |
338 |
It still has outdoor plumbing |
1.2975 |
0.04710 |
158 |
122 |
25 |
11 |
339 |
The first man cave. |
1.2975 |
0.04623 |
158 |
121 |
27 |
10 |
340 |
I want a man cave, too! |
1.2975 |
0.04445 |
158 |
119 |
31 |
8 |
341 |
He hasn't moved since she left him for that Neanderthal. |
1.2975 |
0.04623 |
158 |
121 |
27 |
10 |
342 |
Not exactly a hole in the ground is it? |
1.2975 |
0.04794 |
158 |
123 |
23 |
12 |
343 |
Can you believe that only six months ago that guy was president of the United States!? |
1.2975 |
0.05120 |
158 |
127 |
15 |
16 |
344 |
He caved. |
1.2975 |
0.04878 |
158 |
124 |
21 |
13 |
345 |
He's just sulking-- his patent on fire was refused. |
1.2975 |
0.04878 |
158 |
124 |
21 |
13 |
346 |
Apparently Kevin is neither a hunter nor a gatherer. |
1.2975 |
0.04794 |
158 |
123 |
23 |
12 |
347 |
He just finished the buffalo painting, but now his wife wants antelopes. |
1.2968 |
0.04859 |
155 |
121 |
22 |
12 |
348 |
I fear the era of the holeman is over. |
1.2968 |
0.04593 |
155 |
118 |
28 |
9 |
349 |
You think we'll ever be able to afford a place like that? |
1.2968 |
0.04406 |
155 |
116 |
32 |
7 |
350 |
Horizontalists think they're so smart. |
1.2968 |
0.04593 |
155 |
118 |
28 |
9 |
351 |
A critic said his paintings were derivative. |
1.2968 |
0.04212 |
155 |
114 |
36 |
5 |
352 |
Maybe downsizing wasn't such a great idea. |
1.2968 |
0.04501 |
155 |
117 |
30 |
8 |
353 |
Tunnel of love, my ass! |
1.2968 |
0.04772 |
155 |
120 |
24 |
11 |
354 |
I'm worried too. He refuses to hunt and gather. |
1.2941 |
0.04897 |
153 |
120 |
21 |
12 |
355 |
I told you there'd be less border control at the north entrance |
1.2941 |
0.04532 |
153 |
116 |
29 |
8 |
356 |
I like the open concept. |
1.2941 |
0.04338 |
153 |
114 |
33 |
6 |
357 |
How can he afford it on one income? |
1.2941 |
0.04436 |
153 |
115 |
31 |
7 |
358 |
Apparently the light at the end of the tunnel is overrated. |
1.2941 |
0.04532 |
153 |
116 |
29 |
8 |
359 |
There he goes again, perpetuating the stereotype. |
1.2941 |
0.04338 |
153 |
114 |
33 |
6 |
360 |
Let him be. He's pondering his health care options. |
1.2941 |
0.04808 |
153 |
119 |
23 |
11 |
361 |
These stakeouts would be more fun if someone invented doughnuts. |
1.2914 |
0.04753 |
151 |
117 |
24 |
10 |
362 |
I wish we could afford a door man in our building. |
1.2914 |
0.04845 |
151 |
118 |
22 |
11 |
363 |
How'd he get it sideways? |
1.2914 |
0.04753 |
151 |
117 |
24 |
10 |
364 |
Don't you just love mid-paleozoic modern? |
1.2914 |
0.04845 |
151 |
118 |
22 |
11 |
365 |
Yo is this China ? |
1.2914 |
0.04564 |
151 |
115 |
28 |
8 |
366 |
It was a nasty divorce but he got the house." |
1.2914 |
0.04466 |
151 |
114 |
30 |
7 |
367 |
Wow! So that's how the One Percent live! |
1.2914 |
0.04660 |
151 |
116 |
26 |
9 |
368 |
He's our new financial adviser that's going to get us out of the hole. |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
369 |
I can't believe he sits there all day and watches re-runs of the big hunt. |
1.2905 |
0.04623 |
148 |
113 |
27 |
8 |
370 |
So this is China? |
1.2905 |
0.05186 |
148 |
119 |
15 |
14 |
371 |
How do you swing a place like that on just the one salary? |
1.2905 |
0.05096 |
148 |
118 |
17 |
13 |
372 |
I have to admit. It has a better ring to it than Hole in the Dirt Man. |
1.2905 |
0.04913 |
148 |
116 |
21 |
11 |
373 |
He got it in the divorce but he'll never be able to afford it. |
1.2905 |
0.04818 |
148 |
115 |
23 |
10 |
374 |
We earn twice as much, but look at the hole we live in. |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
375 |
True, but ours is in Brooklyn |
1.2905 |
0.04420 |
148 |
111 |
31 |
6 |
376 |
He calls it a man-cave. Says it's much more swanky than my man-hole. |
1.2905 |
0.04818 |
148 |
115 |
23 |
10 |
377 |
Hi. We're your new neighbors and we're having a little hole warming. |
1.2905 |
0.04818 |
148 |
115 |
23 |
10 |
378 |
He worked for the New Yorker. |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
379 |
And that's the penthouse. |
1.2905 |
0.04818 |
148 |
115 |
23 |
10 |
380 |
Great. He'll probably make it all cozy by painting some animals on the walls next. |
1.2905 |
0.04623 |
148 |
113 |
27 |
8 |
381 |
I'm starting to wonder if our mortgage is sub-prime. |
1.2905 |
0.04623 |
148 |
113 |
27 |
8 |
382 |
It's really only half a hole, when you think about it. |
1.2905 |
0.04523 |
148 |
112 |
29 |
7 |
383 |
Lucy left him |
1.2905 |
0.04818 |
148 |
115 |
23 |
10 |
384 |
Damn one-percenter! |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
385 |
We didn't dig far enough. The paintings are in the back of the cave. |
1.2905 |
0.04623 |
148 |
113 |
27 |
8 |
386 |
I'm worried...he hardly ever moves since he installed that big screen cave drawing. |
1.2905 |
0.04913 |
148 |
116 |
21 |
11 |
387 |
I think we might not have followed the blueprints correctly. |
1.2905 |
0.04315 |
148 |
110 |
33 |
5 |
388 |
Sure, we live in a hole, but he lives under a rock. |
1.2887 |
0.04749 |
142 |
109 |
25 |
8 |
389 |
Yes, I know they are fundamentally the same, but a cave has a roof. |
1.2877 |
0.04232 |
146 |
108 |
34 |
4 |
390 |
He said he's waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.2877 |
0.04657 |
146 |
112 |
26 |
8 |
391 |
You know, he might be onto something. |
1.2877 |
0.04758 |
146 |
113 |
24 |
9 |
392 |
"You know what, I think he may be on to something"! |
1.2877 |
0.04450 |
146 |
110 |
30 |
6 |
393 |
He claims it is cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter. |
1.2877 |
0.04450 |
146 |
110 |
30 |
6 |
394 |
Well, dream on. You know we can't afford a place like that. |
1.2847 |
0.04480 |
144 |
109 |
29 |
6 |
395 |
If he sees his shadow, it's another year of no evolution. |
1.2847 |
0.05089 |
144 |
115 |
17 |
12 |
396 |
Ogg always did think outside of the hole. |
1.2847 |
0.04480 |
144 |
109 |
29 |
6 |
397 |
Yeah, it's huge. But conspicuous wealth doesn't mean he's happy. |
1.2847 |
0.04587 |
144 |
110 |
27 |
7 |
398 |
I always thought Ugguz was a bit of a Neanderthal, but you gotta hand it to him for figuring out the rain thing |
1.2847 |
0.05089 |
144 |
115 |
17 |
12 |
399 |
Ok, so better in the rain, but it looks like a lot more to clean. |
1.2837 |
0.04756 |
141 |
109 |
24 |
8 |
400 |
Ugh. Another luxury high-rise. |
1.2837 |
0.04861 |
141 |
110 |
22 |
9 |
401 |
So that's what retired cartoon editors do. |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
402 |
'Alternative fact' or not, this is a hole, not a guest room. |
1.2817 |
0.05132 |
142 |
114 |
16 |
12 |
403 |
Don't you think it is a bit too post-modern? |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
404 |
The broker said we bought a trendy, minimalist vertical concept cave. Bit I'm starting to think we are just standing in a hole. |
1.2817 |
0.04620 |
142 |
109 |
26 |
7 |
405 |
As soon as we pay off our student loans, honey. |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
406 |
Those one-percenters really know how to live. . . |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
407 |
Nobody came to his cavewarming. |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
408 |
I'll admit it does have curb appeal |
1.2817 |
0.04398 |
142 |
107 |
30 |
5 |
409 |
The hole isn't good enough for him. He's calling himself a 'Caveman' now. |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
410 |
But the agent said, ‘Sunken living rooms are in, and caves are so 10,000 B.C.’ |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
411 |
Ugh it's even got a doorman. |
1.2817 |
0.04398 |
142 |
107 |
30 |
5 |
412 |
I think he is waiting for the cable guy. |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
413 |
Come back into the jacuzzi, frank |
1.2817 |
0.04831 |
142 |
111 |
22 |
9 |
414 |
He's figuring out how to install Windows. |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
415 |
So this is China? |
1.2817 |
0.04620 |
142 |
109 |
26 |
7 |
416 |
How can he afford that place? |
1.2817 |
0.05132 |
142 |
114 |
16 |
12 |
417 |
How can he afford a one-bedroom? |
1.2817 |
0.04831 |
142 |
111 |
22 |
9 |
418 |
I think he is going to post on his wall. |
1.2817 |
0.04831 |
142 |
111 |
22 |
9 |
419 |
Gentrification is killing this neighborhood. |
1.2817 |
0.04283 |
142 |
106 |
32 |
4 |
420 |
We'd never get past the doorman. |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
421 |
The location is a real hole in the wall. |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
422 |
Maybe you shouldn't have said his place was a hole in the wall. |
1.2817 |
0.04934 |
142 |
112 |
20 |
10 |
423 |
I know it looks like he has it all but he's a real Neanderthal. |
1.2817 |
0.04398 |
142 |
107 |
30 |
5 |
424 |
It's called a "hot tub", Og. Just change into your bathing pelt and join us. |
1.2817 |
0.05228 |
142 |
115 |
14 |
13 |
425 |
I knew he'd cave! |
1.2815 |
0.04778 |
135 |
104 |
24 |
7 |
426 |
Oh, I see. You dig horizontally, not vertically. |
1.2806 |
0.04214 |
139 |
103 |
33 |
3 |
427 |
That's the dream. |
1.2806 |
0.04900 |
139 |
109 |
21 |
9 |
428 |
Man cave? |
1.2806 |
0.04682 |
139 |
107 |
25 |
7 |
429 |
He said his man cave has a better ring to it than our man hole. |
1.2806 |
0.04900 |
139 |
109 |
21 |
9 |
430 |
Hmm. Fletcher may be on to something with his horizontal hole. |
1.2806 |
0.04900 |
139 |
109 |
21 |
9 |
431 |
Relax. This was a good investment. Horizontal holes are only a fad. |
1.2806 |
0.04682 |
139 |
107 |
25 |
7 |
432 |
I'm not impressed; it's just a hole in the wall. |
1.2806 |
0.05005 |
139 |
110 |
19 |
10 |
433 |
Just wait for the property tax. |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
434 |
Yeah, but he doesn't have a skylight. |
1.2806 |
0.04682 |
139 |
107 |
25 |
7 |
435 |
We can take him. We have tools. |
1.2806 |
0.05005 |
139 |
110 |
19 |
10 |
436 |
Boring stuff. Hunting scenes, mostly. Nobody pays any attention. Nobody is every going to pay attention. |
1.2806 |
0.04570 |
139 |
106 |
27 |
6 |
437 |
Look! A horizontal home! |
1.2806 |
0.04214 |
139 |
103 |
33 |
3 |
438 |
Sure, it's nice. But the taxes must be enormous. |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
439 |
He still can't believe that she left him for a rock star! |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
440 |
First he sulks, then he tweets about it. |
1.2806 |
0.04900 |
139 |
109 |
21 |
9 |
441 |
I've had it, Sheila...tonight your brother gets the guest room. |
1.2806 |
0.04682 |
139 |
107 |
25 |
7 |
442 |
He called our place a hole. |
1.2806 |
0.04454 |
139 |
105 |
29 |
5 |
443 |
Hal, call me shallow, but I'm leaving you. |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
444 |
It has recessed torches too. |
1.2774 |
0.04484 |
137 |
104 |
28 |
5 |
445 |
I hear he put granite countertops in his kitchen. |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
446 |
Damn! Another toll. |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
447 |
Ostentatious and impractical - plus he barely gets any natural light in there. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
448 |
This neighborhood is gentrifying too fast. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
449 |
I don't think your father likes me. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
450 |
So that's where Letterman is living these days! |
1.2741 |
0.04867 |
135 |
106 |
21 |
8 |
451 |
Sideways--not down--whoda thunk it? |
1.2741 |
0.04980 |
135 |
107 |
19 |
9 |
452 |
If we save our rocks, honey, we could afford a cave like that. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
453 |
He has his strengths, but hide and seek isn't one of them. |
1.2741 |
0.04514 |
135 |
103 |
27 |
5 |
454 |
Oh great ! Now our property taxes will go up. |
1.2741 |
0.04390 |
135 |
102 |
29 |
4 |
455 |
It's crazy, two years ago I could have had that cave for a wooly mammoth leg and saber tooth tiger tail. Now? You can't touch that for less than eight giant sloths and a cave bear. |
1.2741 |
0.04980 |
135 |
107 |
19 |
9 |
456 |
I'd hate to live in a hole in the wall like that. |
1.2741 |
0.04390 |
135 |
102 |
29 |
4 |
457 |
He's been like that ever since GEICO let him go. |
1.2741 |
0.04390 |
135 |
102 |
29 |
4 |
458 |
Just think of ours as a fixer-upper. |
1.2741 |
0.04514 |
135 |
103 |
27 |
5 |
459 |
He is waiting for some guy named Godot. |
1.2741 |
0.05197 |
135 |
109 |
15 |
11 |
460 |
But..., how does he keep the rain in? |
1.2741 |
0.04867 |
135 |
106 |
21 |
8 |
461 |
Look at Mr. Fancy. |
1.2741 |
0.04390 |
135 |
102 |
29 |
4 |
462 |
He's part of the top one percent." |
1.2741 |
0.05090 |
135 |
108 |
17 |
10 |
463 |
I feel like a Neanderthal at these gallery events. |
1.2741 |
0.05090 |
135 |
108 |
17 |
10 |
464 |
Alright, fine - cave'person'. |
1.2727 |
0.04699 |
132 |
102 |
24 |
6 |
465 |
Makes our place just seem like a dirty little hole, doesn't it? |
1.2727 |
0.04574 |
132 |
101 |
26 |
5 |
466 |
Ever since he got that new flat screen painting, it's been hard to get Grog out of the cave. |
1.2727 |
0.04699 |
132 |
102 |
24 |
6 |
467 |
You know what they say about men with big caves. |
1.2727 |
0.04574 |
132 |
101 |
26 |
5 |
468 |
How could someone live like that? |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
469 |
Love it or list it? |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
470 |
Those high rises are going to ruin the neighborhood. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
471 |
Yes, but he doesn't have a pool in the rainy season, like we do. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
472 |
I told you if we dug in he would cave. |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
473 |
A caveman in a cave, what a cliché. |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
474 |
Well, I guess it would be better when it rains. |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
475 |
Pardon us, would you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
476 |
While his design is derivative; he has managed to improve functionality without sacrificing the classic aesthetic of a hole. |
1.2727 |
0.05055 |
132 |
105 |
18 |
9 |
477 |
Is Gerald watching the cave drawings again? |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
478 |
How do you know we're not the Neanderthals? |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
479 |
This is the last time we pay for orchestra seats. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
480 |
Well I guess it IS better when it rains... |
1.2727 |
0.04699 |
132 |
102 |
24 |
6 |
481 |
I think they call it a man cave. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
482 |
I can't believe he got the house. |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
483 |
What a Neanderthal. |
1.2727 |
0.05055 |
132 |
105 |
18 |
9 |
484 |
Compared to that, I feel like we are living in a hole. |
1.2727 |
0.04446 |
132 |
100 |
28 |
4 |
485 |
What did he mean by 'Third Wheel'? |
1.2708 |
0.06191 |
96 |
78 |
10 |
8 |
486 |
His wife ran off with a Homo sapiens |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
487 |
And that's where he gets all his news. |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
488 |
How does he live in that hole in the wall? |
1.2692 |
0.05098 |
130 |
104 |
17 |
9 |
489 |
You know, he might be be on to something. Besides, "Caveman" has better ring to it than "Holeman". |
1.2692 |
0.04858 |
130 |
102 |
21 |
7 |
490 |
Yeah, but what woman is going to live in that hole in the wall? |
1.2692 |
0.04200 |
130 |
97 |
31 |
2 |
491 |
He may have gotten the house but the latrine is ours! |
1.2692 |
0.05326 |
130 |
106 |
13 |
11 |
492 |
This doesn't look like China. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
493 |
He's clearly overcompensating for something |
1.2692 |
0.05098 |
130 |
104 |
17 |
9 |
494 |
If there's an earthquake before it rains, we win. |
1.2692 |
0.05098 |
130 |
104 |
17 |
9 |
495 |
Says he has an idea for something called a "wheel." |
1.2692 |
0.04475 |
130 |
99 |
27 |
4 |
496 |
I guess no one came to his hieroglyphics opening. |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
497 |
I’ve got to admit, his horizontal hole is a good idea. But did you see his stupid plan for a round wheel? |
1.2689 |
0.05559 |
119 |
97 |
12 |
10 |
498 |
His time share with the bear is really working out. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
499 |
Nobody came to his cavewarming. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
500 |
You shouldn’t have insulted his paintings. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
501 |
The cave goes quick on Airbnb. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
502 |
Seriously, he can't stay in that cave forever. I'm sure Bob Mankoff's replacement will use him in the next cartoon! |
1.2677 |
0.05178 |
127 |
102 |
16 |
9 |
503 |
I hate early adopters. |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
504 |
I always knew he'd cave. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
505 |
Now that he has invented the wheel, he barely talks to us anymore. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
506 |
Cave dwelling is just a fad. |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
507 |
You distract him and I 'll grab the art |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
508 |
He calls it cave dwelling. It'll never catch on. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
509 |
He calls it is man cave. I say what's wrong with the man hole? |
1.2677 |
0.05178 |
127 |
102 |
16 |
9 |
510 |
Come back into the hot tub, Bob. I promise, no more bubbles! |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
511 |
Told you it was a real hole in the wall. |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
512 |
Some day we'll be able to afford a place like that. |
1.2656 |
0.04365 |
128 |
97 |
28 |
3 |
513 |
Horizontal? Hell, that'll never catch on! |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
514 |
He just saw his mom without her fig leaf. |
1.2656 |
0.05141 |
128 |
103 |
16 |
9 |
515 |
Another one of those obnoxious McMansions. |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
516 |
I still say drop-in is better than walk-in. |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
517 |
Sure it's got some advantages but its way too ostentatious for my taste. |
1.2640 |
0.04703 |
125 |
97 |
23 |
5 |
518 |
You're the one who wanted a tiny house |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
519 |
Oh dear, do we have the wrong night? |
1.2640 |
0.04703 |
125 |
97 |
23 |
5 |
520 |
At least he's got a roof over his head. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
521 |
One day the cavemen and the holemen will be friends. One day. |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
522 |
Did they have to put a holeless shelter in our neighborhood? |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
523 |
You're expecting Punxsutawney Phil, maybe? |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
524 |
He won"t be smiling when the 9:15 comes through. |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
525 |
I still think "holeman" is catchier. |
1.2602 |
0.05142 |
123 |
99 |
16 |
8 |
526 |
Horizontal! Of course. It makes so much more sense. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
527 |
He's invited me to come see his etchings. |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
528 |
There's still two more weeks of winter. |
1.2602 |
0.05270 |
123 |
100 |
14 |
9 |
529 |
He's still afraid of the basement. |
1.2602 |
0.04294 |
123 |
93 |
28 |
2 |
530 |
can' t wait to get out of this basement apartment. |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
531 |
He thinks we bring six weeks more of winter. |
1.2602 |
0.05270 |
123 |
100 |
14 |
9 |
532 |
I hate these new high-rises. |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
533 |
Yes, his frontal lobe is larger and he dwells above ground, but is he really happy? |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
534 |
It's just a hole in the wall, but all the locals go there. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
535 |
It's a new group. Call themselves CAVEMEN. |
1.2602 |
0.05270 |
123 |
100 |
14 |
9 |
536 |
What is he doing home? I thought you said he was out hunting and gathering. |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
537 |
Oh, great. Now we’ll be known as “cavemen” for the rest of time. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
538 |
He's never gonna move, it's rent stabilized and granite everything. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
539 |
Keep digging. Another 20 feet and we'll have invented the basement. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
540 |
He's been that way ever since the election. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
541 |
It'll never catch on. I give it a year tops. |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
542 |
Magnon's a master of Paleolithic minimalism. |
1.2583 |
0.05358 |
120 |
98 |
13 |
9 |
543 |
THAT's evolved? Honey, it's basically a sideways hole. |
1.2583 |
0.04506 |
120 |
92 |
25 |
3 |
544 |
I told you we should have used our points for the upgrade. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
545 |
He never could dig a decent hole. |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
546 |
I don't get it. How's he gonna get rained and snowed on? |
1.2583 |
0.05358 |
120 |
98 |
13 |
9 |
547 |
They really shouldn't have taken his Twitter account away! |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
548 |
No curb appeal, keep digging. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
549 |
You know.......he was right. Digging horizontally would have worked better. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
550 |
But when it rains we have a pool, and he still just has a cave. |
1.2583 |
0.04348 |
120 |
91 |
27 |
2 |
551 |
He can't decide between the stone or granite. |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
552 |
We may not have any walls, but we're not talking to any either! |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
553 |
The commutes a little rugged, but its a doorman building! |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
554 |
It's depressing to see how quickly the neighborhood is being gentrified. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
555 |
I did not know the penthouse was also on the market . |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
556 |
The horizontal cave. Brilliant. And we thought his wheel was something. |
1.2583 |
0.05358 |
120 |
98 |
13 |
9 |
557 |
Yeah, sure it looks nice, but the maintenance costs would kill us. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
558 |
So that's the guy that got the penthouse. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
559 |
He won't say a word. He thinks his cave is tapped. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
560 |
Oh crap, I hope he’s not checking for IDs. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
561 |
Horizontal holes will never catch on. |
1.2583 |
0.04348 |
120 |
91 |
27 |
2 |
562 |
Don't get him started on his cave paintings. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
563 |
It's a fad. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
564 |
He gets all his information about the world from watching cave paintings. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
565 |
I tried to tell him it's fake news, but he just keeps staring at the wall. |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
566 |
See! Having a better home doesn't necessarily make you happier! |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
567 |
Your divorce lawyer stinks. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
568 |
Damn it, one more McMansion! |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
569 |
I promise you honey, one day we will live horizontally |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
570 |
He's a one-percenter. Made a fortune in pointy sticks. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
571 |
It's a step up. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
572 |
They used to call it Trump Tower |
1.2583 |
0.05358 |
120 |
98 |
13 |
9 |
573 |
Uh oh. Gentrification. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
574 |
We don't want to be the first to show up. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
575 |
You distract the guard, I'll steal the cave painting. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
576 |
Sure, he's dry. So are the bears. |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
577 |
I won't let him go clubbing. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
578 |
Life after Trump. |
1.2583 |
0.05358 |
120 |
98 |
13 |
9 |
579 |
Yeah, well, the laugh will be on him when he has to get that roof replaced. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
580 |
She took absolutely everything when she left him. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
581 |
Oh great, the first silent treatment. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
582 |
This "man cave" thing won't last. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
583 |
Why do so suppose he turned his hole on it's side? |
1.2583 |
0.05358 |
120 |
98 |
13 |
9 |
584 |
So this is where he thinks up fake news. |
1.2583 |
0.05487 |
120 |
99 |
11 |
10 |
585 |
Another McMansion in the neighborhood... |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
586 |
Yeah it's nice but I'd hate to be the one who had to clean it. |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
587 |
So this is how the other half lives! |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
588 |
That's it!: We have to make the hole go sideways! |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
589 |
Location, location, location...I told you we should have made a counter offer. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
590 |
That's not new! That's just a sideways hole! |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
591 |
It's dark and weird, but it does have the advantage of not filling up with water every time it rains. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
592 |
He calls it his "man cave" |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
593 |
he bought before the crash |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
594 |
If we work hard enough, and sell this place for a decent amount, that could be us someday. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
595 |
He hasn't been the same after he came out from under the rock |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
596 |
I don't know how he can afford the rent. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
597 |
I think it's clearly oversized for the neighborhood. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
598 |
I hate using the hot tub when others are waiting. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
599 |
Just tell him our names are on the list. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
600 |
If he sees his shadow, there's six more centuries of dinosaurs. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
601 |
Next time, we hire architect. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
602 |
He's asleep! Go steal his fire. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
603 |
He swore he'd never go in there—then he caved. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
604 |
He's still hasn't got over Wilma leaving him. |
1.2542 |
0.05540 |
118 |
98 |
10 |
10 |
605 |
Man caves aren't everything they're cracked up to be. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
606 |
I thought he said he was building a wall. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
607 |
Stymied by Cave-Painter's Block, poor guy. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
608 |
We should use his realtor |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
609 |
He's been sulking like that ever since Roy stole his wheel idea |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
610 |
'At least we have each other.' |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
611 |
A hole new concept. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
612 |
We should've got the hole upgrade package |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
613 |
They don't go out any more since they got the cave painting. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
614 |
You KNOW what they'll call him 2 million years from now, don't you? |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
615 |
There's the 1 per cent. |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
616 |
Don't be like that Ed, This jacuzzi has plenty of room for three! |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
617 |
I hunt, you gather, he sits. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
618 |
From manhole to man-cave--well, lah-di-dah! |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
619 |
His hole is all wrong. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
620 |
I knew your mom would be up waiting for us!! |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
621 |
I wonder when the rest of Congress will arrive. |
1.2522 |
0.05362 |
115 |
94 |
13 |
8 |
622 |
You said he'd be hunting until Friday. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
623 |
How again are we going to steal cave art? |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
624 |
See, the rich really are different! |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
625 |
Gentrification is going to force us out of the neighborhood. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
626 |
someday gloria, someday.... |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
627 |
Those McMansions are ruining the neighborhood. |
1.2521 |
0.05094 |
119 |
96 |
16 |
7 |
628 |
"He doesn't know us from a hole in the ground". |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
629 |
Now that is what I'd call a man cave. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
630 |
I still say our vertical cave has better feng shui. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
631 |
In retrospect, I suppose that a horizontal cave may have certain advantages over a vertical one. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
632 |
"Do you think this man cave thing is going to catch on"?? |
1.2478 |
0.05411 |
113 |
93 |
12 |
8 |
633 |
He may have a window, but we have a skylight. |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
634 |
I assume that's the infamous man cave? |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
635 |
Well, look who's showing off his frickin' high-rise pied-a-terre! |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
636 |
No woman to annoy him, plenty of room...I'd call it a man cave. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
637 |
The genesis of gentrification |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
638 |
His place is nice, sure, but at least ours is paid off. |
1.2478 |
0.04450 |
113 |
87 |
24 |
2 |
639 |
How the 1% Live |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
640 |
Now there's someone who knows the difference between a good shelter and a hole in the ground. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
641 |
Also deported due to an existing pre-historic condition. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
642 |
Mankoff needs a new hobby. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
643 |
He has his own man cave and he still isn't happy. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
644 |
I told you he'd cave first. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
645 |
There's less over head in the outer burrows. |
1.2478 |
0.05411 |
113 |
93 |
12 |
8 |
646 |
You know, it is easier getting in and out. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
647 |
Let him sulk as long as he wants. He DID NOT invent the hole. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
648 |
I'll ask the doorman if they have any vacancies. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
649 |
Who the hell told him he could live in our garage? |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
650 |
...And this is the safe house for The Oscars Accountant. |
1.2478 |
0.05556 |
113 |
94 |
10 |
9 |
651 |
Moving into a tiny home was the best decision we've made. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
652 |
He says he’ll make this cave great again. |
1.2478 |
0.05696 |
113 |
95 |
8 |
10 |
653 |
He'll cave in. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
654 |
Only if he throws the paintings in. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
655 |
So that's how the other half lives. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
656 |
Doomsday prepping is just a fad, Honey. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
657 |
They’ll never call me a ‘cave’ man. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
658 |
He's binge watching ...he hasn't moved in three hours. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
659 |
Why can't I have a man cave? |
1.2478 |
0.05411 |
113 |
93 |
12 |
8 |
660 |
Keep your damn man cave; we've got a wine cellar. |
1.2478 |
0.04450 |
113 |
87 |
24 |
2 |
661 |
Nice. But I don't want a walkup. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
662 |
The cave market is a total bubble |
1.2478 |
0.04450 |
113 |
87 |
24 |
2 |
663 |
The 1% may live better, but are they really any happier? |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
664 |
Maybe we should have gone for a highrise too. |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
665 |
Just because he's in the oval office doesn't make him any less of a Neanderthal. |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
666 |
He dwells too much. |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
667 |
Great, there's only one guy ahead of us. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
668 |
We need a new real estate agent. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
669 |
I thought for sure he would cave. |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
670 |
Here we have the allegory of the cable TV news cycle and yes, that is our president. |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
671 |
I could never live in a high-rise. |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
672 |
I would not live there. It's a real hole in a wall. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
673 |
Why does it get a man cave when we just get a manhole ? |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
674 |
We definitely need to renovate. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
675 |
I always confused concave and convex. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
676 |
Smug, pseudo neanderthal, thinks he's better than us |
1.2455 |
0.04509 |
110 |
85 |
23 |
2 |
677 |
"Horizontal! Brilliant! |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
678 |
If this is China it looks very familiar. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
679 |
Just wait and see, a roof will cause cancer. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
680 |
What kind of loser would buy a place with such limited views? |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
681 |
I knew he’d cave eventually. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
682 |
Just think, someday we could live in a home like that. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
683 |
I got him to cave in. |
1.2455 |
0.05657 |
110 |
92 |
9 |
9 |
684 |
Maybe he's pissed because the New Yorker cartoon web site never works as it should! |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
685 |
Somehow he picked that hole up and attached it to the side of the hill! |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
686 |
On second thought, we should have just asked him what he's using this hole for. |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
687 |
He caved quickly. |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
688 |
But it doesn't collect rainwater. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
689 |
Maybe he's right. Maybe our place really is a hole in the ground. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
690 |
Sometimes he can be such a Neanderthal. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
691 |
Yeah it's nice, but there's no garage! |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
692 |
I don't think this is China |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
693 |
We need to find him a woman. Not a single painting in his cave. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
694 |
Honey, can I get a man cave too? |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
695 |
I have no idea how a guy like that can afford a cave. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
696 |
He's smug now, but it will never catch on! |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
697 |
I'd like to leave the hole, too, but we've got rent control. |
1.2407 |
0.04533 |
108 |
84 |
22 |
2 |
698 |
I told you he would be a terrible HUD secretary. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
699 |
I have no idea how he can afford that place. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
700 |
Looks like we need to find ourselves a new realtor! |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
701 |
Ugh, the one percent. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
702 |
His friends have started calling him a caveman. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
703 |
They broke the news to him that fire had already been discovered. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
704 |
I guess he just got tired of being called Hole Man. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
705 |
Well Og, I guess no one likes to feel like the third...hey that gives me an idea! |
1.2407 |
0.05403 |
108 |
89 |
12 |
7 |
706 |
Maybe we shouldn't have said three is a crowd. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
707 |
He's been stuck between that rock and a hard place all week. |
1.2407 |
0.05403 |
108 |
89 |
12 |
7 |
708 |
The HOA is in a hissy fit over this one. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
709 |
Maybe we should have called first. |
1.2407 |
0.04533 |
108 |
84 |
22 |
2 |
710 |
Honey, I guarantee you he used a realtor. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
711 |
He said we didn't know a cave from a hole in the ground. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
712 |
Some day we'll be able to move out of this hole-in-the-ground into a more cavernous place. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
713 |
I don't get it. If he's a cave man, what does that make us? |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
714 |
I'm thinking that the sideways approach is better. |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
715 |
I knew we should have bought when the housing market was good. |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
716 |
He's waiting for the doorbell to be invented. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
717 |
Above ground living - it's the latest in new home design. |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
718 |
That my dear is a penthouse. |
1.2407 |
0.05403 |
108 |
89 |
12 |
7 |
719 |
All I said was "don't reinvent the wheel." |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
720 |
Aren't you glad we downsized? |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
721 |
Quick. Think outside the hole! |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
722 |
I'm sick of him treating us like gophers. |
1.2407 |
0.05403 |
108 |
89 |
12 |
7 |
723 |
If he only knew there was light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
724 |
The security system looks primitive |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
725 |
What with the divorce and his kids off at college, you'd think he'd downsize. |
1.2381 |
0.04594 |
105 |
82 |
21 |
2 |
726 |
So that's how the other half lives. |
1.2381 |
0.04594 |
105 |
82 |
21 |
2 |
727 |
I want one of those |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
728 |
This is his idea of a guest house? |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
729 |
Imagine, no possessions... |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
730 |
Well, at least we have each other. |
1.2381 |
0.04390 |
105 |
81 |
23 |
1 |
731 |
Just what this neighborhood needs -- another hole in the wall joint. |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
732 |
I should have majored in Finance instead of History |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
733 |
He's defying the cave bear just to make a point. |
1.2381 |
0.05825 |
105 |
89 |
7 |
9 |
734 |
He calls himself a 'Cave Man'. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
735 |
You think he'll sublet? |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
736 |
This is how it begins...gentrificavetion. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
737 |
This game may take a while given none of us know how to count. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
738 |
I have to pee. |
1.2381 |
0.05825 |
105 |
89 |
7 |
9 |
739 |
Buyer's remorse. |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
740 |
i wonder if he'll sublet. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
741 |
That idiot thinks he's Plato. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
742 |
How were we supposed to know, we've been living under a rock! |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
743 |
How do you suppose he dug that? |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
744 |
Can you blame her? What a hole in the wall. |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
745 |
He's in his man cave. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
746 |
He's in a time-out. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
747 |
She went gathering with his best friend. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
748 |
I heard the association fees are ridiculous. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
749 |
Personally, I'd say the man cave is just a fad. Soon manholes will be everywhere. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
750 |
I don't care for his holeier than thou attitude. |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
751 |
He can't decide between the stone or granite. |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
752 |
He's gone Paleo. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
753 |
He's binge-watching 'Bison.' |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
754 |
He needs to understand that you're a modern woman. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
755 |
Watching him would be more fun if he did something. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
756 |
He says volcanoes are a Chinese hoax. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
757 |
I don't know about you, but I'm tired of living in a rut. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
758 |
But Honey, we just can't afford that big a house. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
759 |
This new generation is way too pampered. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
760 |
This isn't the right neighborhood for an art gallery. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
761 |
I hate these stakeouts!He may never come out of there. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
762 |
I always enjoy watching "The Bachelor" |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
763 |
There must be an easier way to sneak out of your parents' den! |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
764 |
Clearly, it hasn't got that balcony you wanted. I say we keep looking. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
765 |
Sure, hon, he's in the one percent, but we have each other. |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
766 |
A high rise....do you think it will catch on? |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
767 |
Hey, maybe that's why they call us cavemen. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
768 |
Come on, don't be like that. You are not a third wheel. What's a wheel anyway? |
1.2340 |
0.05941 |
94 |
79 |
8 |
7 |
769 |
It's all a matter of perspective. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
770 |
He's been refusing to use the hole ever since it became transgender |
1.2340 |
0.05941 |
94 |
79 |
8 |
7 |
771 |
He's waiting for his big-screen TV to arrive. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
772 |
Australopithecus my ass. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
773 |
He's more of a hunter and pouter. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
774 |
should we at least leave him the recipe for fire? |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
775 |
It took a little longer but we beat the toll. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
776 |
It's harder than they make it look on all those cave-flipping shows. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
777 |
Needs a stuffed mammoth head and a neon beer sign. |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
778 |
He drew on the walls again. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
779 |
You'd think he'd be a little happier. He definitely had the better lawyer. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
780 |
He got tired of folks just dropping in. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
781 |
Well, yeah. But then we'd have to move uptown. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
782 |
We're not keeping up. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
783 |
Should we invite him to go to China with us? |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
784 |
Doorman building |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
785 |
I worry about him, Margaret. Since he lost his job all he ever does is sit at home watching cave paintings. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
786 |
Honey, trust me, it may look nice but it's a real hole in the wall. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
787 |
His hole loan was denied. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
788 |
He refuses to come out until the midterms. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
789 |
Why didn't WE think of that? |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
790 |
If the great spirit had meant for us to live in caves, he wouldn’t have given us holes. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
791 |
He's sure enjoying his Man Cave. |
1.2330 |
0.05723 |
103 |
87 |
8 |
8 |
792 |
Yeah, but he's renting. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
793 |
This is why I don't like basement apartments |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
794 |
Big shot, so now they have a doorman, already. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
795 |
If it starts raining, I get back with Og. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
796 |
That damn 1%! |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
797 |
She did say it was a hole in the wall. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
798 |
He thinks he's so fancy with that sideways hole... |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
799 |
He said he needs some space, calls it his "man cave." |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
800 |
His new place really is a hole in the wall! |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
801 |
I've heard that he was the first Airbnb guest. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
802 |
Yeah it's more spacious but imagine the rent. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
803 |
She got the club and he got the cave. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
804 |
"Og was always a lateral thinker". |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
805 |
I told him an art degree was a waste of money |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
806 |
It's lonely at the top. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
807 |
Sideways. That's the way of the future. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
808 |
They say that style's better when it rains. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
809 |
He is so lucky to have a wall |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
810 |
It's always the real estate agents who snap up the best places. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
811 |
I like the design..no stairs |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
812 |
If he didn't paint on the walls, he wouldn't have to worry so much about people stealing his art. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
813 |
You said your dad would be asleep! |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
814 |
Just wait! He'll be coming to us for water the first time it rains! |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
815 |
I think we just invented surveillance! |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
816 |
Gentrification always comes sooner than you think it will. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
817 |
I hate dragging you into this. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
818 |
I was hoping for more of an open-concept dwelling. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
819 |
He says he's something called an architect and that's the look of things to come. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
820 |
It's the newest concept. It's called a man-cave. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
821 |
The realtor says he might be wiling to rent. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
822 |
So that's what they call a staycation! |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
823 |
If he's a "caveman," what does that make us? |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
824 |
Well, he's right it would solve the rain problem... |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
825 |
I just wish we could get him to try eHarmony. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
826 |
I envy his upward mobility |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
827 |
He retired after writing Caveman for Dummies. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
828 |
Arches are so passé. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
829 |
It must be rent controlled. There's no other way he could afford to live there as a bachelor. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
830 |
You're right, the new units have no privacy whatsoever, you can see everything. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
831 |
Do you think he's pro or con cave? |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
832 |
He refers to it as his "man cave." |
1.2330 |
0.05723 |
103 |
87 |
8 |
8 |
833 |
I'll jump him while you take down the listing on CaveFinder. |
1.2330 |
0.05723 |
103 |
87 |
8 |
8 |
834 |
He inherited it from his father! |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
835 |
Yes he is sitting pretty right now, but wait until the next bear market. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
836 |
I thought the manhole was a great invention until I saw the man cave. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
837 |
Caves are just a fad. We'll always be known as hole-dwellers. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
838 |
I don't know why we bought a hole so close to your ex. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
839 |
You bet your hairy butt she's in there. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
840 |
Our GPS is just a tiny bit off.. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
841 |
You watch, they'll come up with a term like "cave man" for the earliest humans; "hole couples" won't even make the list. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
842 |
He got upset when I told him that there is no future in cave painting. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
843 |
It'll never catch on. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
844 |
"He spends all day there drawing pictures of his pets on the wall". |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
845 |
Well I think the location is better, but I don't like the looks of that doorman. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
846 |
Yeah but he gets to go to Mar-a-Lago on weekends! |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
847 |
Forget it, Irene. Pete will never change. Not in a million years. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
848 |
He's been so moody since he went paleo. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
849 |
I tried to tell him they're just shadows. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
850 |
He says he's going to build a wall. |
1.2300 |
0.05660 |
100 |
84 |
9 |
7 |
851 |
Is his club bigger than mine? |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
852 |
Your ex-husband sure had a good lawyer. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
853 |
He's been set ever since he invented the wheel. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
854 |
I told you we should have bought before this neighborhood took off. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
855 |
He calls it his "man cave" |
1.2300 |
0.05478 |
100 |
83 |
11 |
6 |
856 |
President Bannon. He's thinking again. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
857 |
I understand he represents a whole new chapter in history |
1.2300 |
0.05660 |
100 |
84 |
9 |
7 |
858 |
Oh! Oh! I think your husband is on to us |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
859 |
He went full paleo |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
860 |
Poor guy's still upset about Lucy. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
861 |
It's newly renovated and they allow dogs. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
862 |
Nice place, but I doubt he'll look so smug with his foot in a tigers mouth. |
1.2300 |
0.05835 |
100 |
85 |
7 |
8 |
863 |
He calls it his man cave, whatever that is. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
864 |
Good. Just a basic security system. |
1.2245 |
0.05716 |
98 |
83 |
8 |
7 |
865 |
Sure, he's got a cave. But he's lonely. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
866 |
Look, a literal man cave. |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
867 |
Hey, some day soon you and I will have our dream hole in the wall. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
868 |
What makes you think he has indoor plumbing? |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
869 |
He wants to be first in line for Hamilton. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
870 |
We should get the name of his broker. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
871 |
I think the 'man hole' concept will live on long after the 'man cave' has been forgotten. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
872 |
He didn't get there on his own, honey... I hear he has some shady connections with the Neanderthals. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
873 |
I don't know why he's pouting; he got the cave. |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
874 |
So far, I'm not impressed with AirBnB |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
875 |
Yes, close to subway, with doorman. But no concierge. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
876 |
Once again, we're in the hole, while Mr. High and Mighty is living in the lap of luxury. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
877 |
Do you think he might rent it to us for an hour? |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
878 |
Nice! ...but could we afford it? |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
879 |
I most certainly did not dig in the wrong direction. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
880 |
'At least we have each other.' |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
881 |
Now, that's what I call a man-cave. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
882 |
Our hole is cozier. |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
883 |
Rich guys don't always get the girl. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
884 |
He calls it a mancave. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
885 |
He insists his wall art is an investment. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
886 |
I didn't expect there to be a cover charge. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
887 |
Leave him alone. He'll come out of his cave one day. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
888 |
If your husband sees us, our hole relationship is over. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
889 |
Damn, we're short! El Chapo won't like this.. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
890 |
It's 6AM I think he's about to tweet. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
891 |
Should we invite him below? |
1.2211 |
0.05831 |
95 |
81 |
7 |
7 |
892 |
Yeah, but would you share with a family of bears? |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
893 |
He went straight from hunting and gathering to border patrol. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
894 |
How did he get that passed the Condo Board? |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
895 |
Sometimes I swear he's a Neanderthal. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
896 |
What's a third wheel? |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
897 |
It is something new. He's calling himself, "The 1%". |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
898 |
When your father said he wasn't going to dig us out the hole this time, I guess he meant it. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
899 |
That's what I call living in luxury. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
900 |
Third Wheel? What's a wheel? |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
901 |
I told you horizontal holes were better |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
902 |
It's the 2nd Avenue line. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
903 |
We invent the hole, and he just sits there? |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
904 |
Darn cavesteaders. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
905 |
He's watching the Flintstones--but on what? |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
906 |
Can you believe that guy.. he's got a guard on his cave and charging to see his paintings . Like anyone will ever care . |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
907 |
I thought we’d like living in dad’s basement |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
908 |
Roofs are just a fad. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
909 |
Look at those new digs. I heard he made a killing selling dinosaurs short. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
910 |
He's just mad they picked someone else to replace Mankoff. |
1.2211 |
0.05831 |
95 |
81 |
7 |
7 |
911 |
Pity he's had to close his gallery but, really, cave paintings are so last year. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
912 |
There goes the neighborhood |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
913 |
That's what happens when you live under a rock. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
914 |
That hole in the wall make our place look like a hole in the ground. |
1.2211 |
0.05831 |
95 |
81 |
7 |
7 |
915 |
Personally, I prefer to live in the boroughs. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
916 |
I thought you said if we dug straight through we would end up in China. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
917 |
I tried talking to him, but he doesn't do that yet. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
918 |
He must be in a hard place right now... |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
919 |
You know, he might be onto something. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
920 |
I tell ya, the cave people are different than you and me. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
921 |
He's just sulking 'cause I told him his cave drawings looked prehistoric. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
922 |
He had a better architect. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
923 |
He's been that way ever since GEICO laid him off. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
924 |
Now this cave has been listed over 90 days, maybe throw out a lowball offer. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
925 |
Nice curb appeal, but could be drafty. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
926 |
Well, on the upside, we've invented the third wheel. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
927 |
Do you think he knows we're not in our rooms. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
928 |
It's on the first floor, but at least there's a doorman. |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
929 |
This is the difference between vertical and horizontal integration. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
930 |
Clubbing takes so much out of him. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
931 |
How about "Caveman"? |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
932 |
I just really hope evolution takes care of this kind of behavior before it becomes president. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
933 |
In his man cave watching the bears again. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
934 |
It's his new man cave. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
935 |
It's called a condominium. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
936 |
Ooh. He's got a high-rise. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
937 |
He calls it his caveman cave. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
938 |
All I said was, 'you're acting like a Neanderthal.' |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
939 |
Seriously? You think Neanderthals are cute? |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
940 |
"Mankind's first conundrum,man cave or caveman"? |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
941 |
Looks like he's having buyers remorse. |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
942 |
I think it's one of those new high-rises. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
943 |
He's gone overground! |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
944 |
Looks like Sheriff Arpaio has a new job. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
945 |
Your husband wasn't supposed to be back until the next Stone Age. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
946 |
How was that not PC? All I said was that he was acting a little too Cro-Magnon. Well, isn't he? |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
947 |
Not my president. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
948 |
He's in his man cave. |
1.2211 |
0.05831 |
95 |
81 |
7 |
7 |
949 |
He's thinking outside of the hole. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
950 |
Wow ! what an innovation . . . a horizontal hole |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
951 |
You were right Wilma, I should have used the assembly instructions. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
952 |
I caught him writing on the walls |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
953 |
Are you sure the invitation was for tonight?? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
954 |
I think Bob is taking this man cave thing a little too seriously. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
955 |
We overshot. This is Mongolia. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
956 |
Don't you think he's been in timeout long enough? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
957 |
This is the entrance, but he says it will be 2,000 years before the Second Avenue Line is completed. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
958 |
He still can't read the handwriting on the wall. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
959 |
Caves? Nah, they'll never catch on. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
960 |
Now that Glork's wife has left him, this place might come on the market. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
961 |
Ours is affordable. His is market. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
962 |
Guess Jim will be sleeping on the rock again tonight. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
963 |
Am I right or what? See how having a big, fancy house doesn't bring happiness? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
964 |
He just sits there all day watching cave drawings. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
965 |
He's got his man cave, I've got you. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
966 |
He still hasn't come to terms that they lost the election. |
1.2151 |
0.05892 |
93 |
80 |
6 |
7 |
967 |
I don't know what he means by 'third wheel'... |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
968 |
Wow! Check out the penthouse! |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
969 |
She got the mammoth. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
970 |
Southern exposure, and no water in the basement. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
971 |
Dry, sure, but I bet the cell reception is terrible. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
972 |
It's easy to get a fancy cave if you live to the ripe old age of 30, but then you're too old to enjoy it. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
973 |
He's in a man cave alone; I'm in a man hole... with you |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
974 |
Pssst...El Chapo...this way! |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
975 |
Just watch, being a self-titled 'caveman' isn't going to fly when the bear wakes up." |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
976 |
Since when did they begin a cover charge? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
977 |
Does he know his door is wide open? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
978 |
The birth of the man cave |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
979 |
He keeps insisting there's no bear. |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
980 |
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the cave. |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
981 |
Don’t tell me you’d give up nice digs like ours for a hole in the wall like his. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
982 |
Sure it's appealing, but above-ground living is just a fad. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
983 |
shall we tell him who really lives in that cave |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
984 |
He says he's got a bad case of tunnel vision. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
985 |
I told you he was gonna cave. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
986 |
Glerg is about to learn why we are called the clan of the cave bear. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
987 |
I'm worried. He's almost never leaves his man cave. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
988 |
As you can see, it is a one bedroom, with a doorman wall paintings, and a great view. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
989 |
What a hole in the wall... Maybe we should have him drop in? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
990 |
It's nice, but he'll have to give it up once he's married. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
991 |
Check out the convex arch. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
992 |
Think he'll sell? This housing market is crazy. |
1.2111 |
0.04326 |
90 |
71 |
19 |
0 |
993 |
Yeah, he has more space with the horizontal design but it doesn't seem to have made him any happier. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
994 |
Trust me, cave-dwelling is just a fad. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
995 |
That is Blargg's new invention--the man cave. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
996 |
I warned him. Chicks don't dig caves. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
997 |
At least we have a 360 degree view! |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
998 |
And this is what a five star rating looks like? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
999 |
He doesn't want to lose his caveman identity. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1000 |
I don't know. It never occurred to me to live above ground. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1001 |
He's struggling with his post-paleolithic style. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1002 |
So that's what penthouse living is like. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1003 |
I just don't think living with a roof over your head is going to catch on. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
1004 |
I'm so sorry I married you. Our house is a hole compared to your brother's. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1005 |
Maybe he's on to something. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1006 |
So sad, Vlad left and still no Godot. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1007 |
That's the trouble with modern architecture - No privacy. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
1008 |
If you can afford all that, I’m pretty sure you can afford to pay someone to clean it. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1009 |
He's got a mammoth case of writer's block. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1010 |
At least WE know the difference between a tunnel and a hole in the ground! |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1011 |
Wait until the HOA hears about this... |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1012 |
...and it's rent controlled. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1013 |
Seems lightly guarded for such priceless art. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1014 |
When it's finished, this will be the 86th street stop. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1015 |
I can't help but feeling envious of those who own luxury holes |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1016 |
What a concept, a horizontal hole. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1017 |
I'm fine with fire and the wheel, but the invention of the bouncer is getting me down. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1018 |
Hmm. Modern, yet functional. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1019 |
Make up your mind; hole in the wall or hole in the ground. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1020 |
Don't be fooled, He didn't earn that. It's all family money. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1021 |
We may be in a starter hole now, but there is our future. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1022 |
It's just too long a stretch for him to see the light at the end of our tunnel. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
1023 |
He's teaching us that we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1024 |
Just wait for the next market crash and we'll get that place for a couple of beaver pelts. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1025 |
Sure, I'd like a roof, but not at those Brooklyn prices. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1026 |
I don't know how he can afford the rent. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1027 |
He prefers a hole-in-the-wall. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1028 |
He's watching jurassic park again. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1029 |
I wonder if he's thinking about the days before America became great again. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1030 |
Just what this neighborhood needs -- another cave. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1031 |
Our hole is rent-controlled. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1032 |
Isn’t it about time he hunted and gathered? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1033 |
Well, so much for your China theory. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1034 |
Modern architects are so smug. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1035 |
He's already invented fire and the wheel, I'm sure he can come up with a way for us to get out of this hole. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1036 |
Gentrification is just killing our neighborhood. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1037 |
I could never stand to be cooped up like that. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1038 |
That's one of those new prefab homes. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1039 |
Yes, it's strange, but at least his feet are dry. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1040 |
Don't you love his embrace of minimalism. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1041 |
Do you think this is China? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1042 |
He's still tweeting that the button he pushed said LUNCH instead of LAUNCH.. |
1.2111 |
0.06220 |
90 |
79 |
3 |
8 |
1043 |
One final obstacle between us and the Bronze Age. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1044 |
Now that’s a man cave. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1045 |
We probably shouldn't have unfriended him |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1046 |
Living in a cave, what will they think of next? |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
1047 |
Aren't you proud that our son has moved up in the world? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1048 |
Do you think your parents will let us move in with them? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1049 |
I see he went with the open door plan. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1050 |
I guess he didn't find China either. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
1051 |
He just found out that he's been living under a rock. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1052 |
He's watching reruns of the Flintstones. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1053 |
I feel like he might be onto something? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1054 |
Just because he could put a dry roof over your head makes him a better man than me? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1055 |
How much for that hole in the wall? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1056 |
He says he is not going to come out until the next election. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1057 |
Cave dwelling will never catch on. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1058 |
He neither hunts nor gathers after the accident. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1059 |
What's his problem? He's got way more space than we do. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1060 |
He's said he's pretty sure the CIA can't bug him here. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1061 |
That's Og Trump in his first high rise. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1062 |
His "open concept" nonsense is as bad as his "wheel" and "fire". |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1063 |
“We’re going to have write AIRBNB. |
1.2069 |
0.05926 |
87 |
75 |
6 |
6 |
1064 |
Bob's guest house isn't at all what I expected. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1065 |
He can't decide whether to evolve or just be another missing link. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1066 |
Ya know, for some reason I think his is better than ours. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1067 |
I told you not to mention politics. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1068 |
She gave him an ultimatum and he caved. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1069 |
It looks like another case of affluenza. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1070 |
He's turning into such a cave potato. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1071 |
Neanderthal is a trigger word, you know that. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1072 |
they call it 'open concept' |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1073 |
It's another one of his nutty alternative housing designs. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1074 |
I knew our place was a money pit. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1075 |
See?! I told you there is no reception in these caves. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1076 |
His hole isn't any holier than ours. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1077 |
He's movin' on up! |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1078 |
His sideways hole design will never catch on. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1079 |
All I said was "You still think he is going to make America great again?" and he stormed off. |
1.2069 |
0.05926 |
87 |
75 |
6 |
6 |
1080 |
He doesn't get it. Cave dwelling is history. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
1081 |
See honey, not every neighbor's hole goes into the ground. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1082 |
We may never be grandparents. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1083 |
``The guy invented fire. Now look at him. He can't get arrested.'' |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1084 |
Make him an offer? Lets just bash 'im in the head and take the damned place. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1085 |
It's spacious, but I bet he's swimming in debt. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1086 |
if he's waiting for the cows to come home, he's out of luck - they were delicious! |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1087 |
Only one word to describe this Wilma, gentrification. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1088 |
I'm thinking White Pickett Fence, what are you thinking? |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1089 |
For next year's vacation let's spring for the cave upgrade. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1090 |
Geez! So that's why beans aren't part of the Paleo Diet! |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1091 |
Caves are SO ten thousand years ago. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1092 |
A concierge! Must be the new thing with these highrises |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1093 |
Man cave, it will never catch on. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1094 |
He's lucky because its under rent control. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
1095 |
Nice man cave. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1096 |
We definitely need to move up in the world. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1097 |
Man. Cave. Man cave. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
1098 |
I've become a whole man thanks to you. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1099 |
I knew we shouldn't have bought the floor model. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1100 |
Smart. Him make side hole. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1101 |
The party ended an hour ago and he's still here... |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1102 |
Moog wait to see how health care turn out before Moog go hunt. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1103 |
I told him I would feed him to the T. Rex if I ever caught him drawing on the walls again. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1104 |
Frankly I don't see the difference between a hole in the ground and a hole in a wall. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
1105 |
Beware: he's calling it a 'man-cave' and inviting women to see his etchings. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1106 |
He's trying to make caves great again. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1107 |
It's nice, but I wouldn't want to live in a high-rise. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1108 |
I hear he's stepping down as cartoon editor. About time don't you think? |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1109 |
Babe, I gotta get me a man-cave. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1110 |
one percent. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1111 |
He did say it was near the subway. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1112 |
Sure, but he doesn't have an in-ground pool. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1113 |
One really is the loneliest number |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1114 |
I'd be a caveman if my dad left me eight spears. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1115 |
He's so bourgeois. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1116 |
I hate this now. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1117 |
I'm not saying his is better, it's just different. |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
1118 |
Trust us, horizontal caves are soo last century. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1119 |
Nice man cave. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1120 |
Well yeah, it's a bit smelly, but just look at all the space! I'm told he even has his own private outhouse hole somewhere around here. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1121 |
Bob's on a strict Paleo Diet, he can't even leave the cave. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1122 |
Look--it's the home we always wanted! |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
1123 |
Ha! Above ground living never catch on. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1124 |
Artist. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1125 |
I told him a hole with two is just as good as a hole in one |
1.2069 |
0.05926 |
87 |
75 |
6 |
6 |
1126 |
I'm going to have to kill 2 more dinosaurs a week before we can afford to live like THAT! |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1127 |
If there's a light at the end of the tunnel, I can't see it |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
1128 |
We will just tell him the truth. We're his long lost cousins from the land down under. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1129 |
Well, I'll be damned. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
1130 |
These zoning variances are ruining the quaintly primitive nature of our community |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1131 |
He's better at hunting than hiding |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
1132 |
They say he came into money |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1133 |
Made his fortune as a gatherer. His cave is luxurious--high ceilings, a skylight and an original painting by Og. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1134 |
That's brilliant. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1135 |
Singing the subterranean homesick blues. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1136 |
A cozy studio with tons on natural light. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1137 |
I hope that one day we too can move to a hole in the wall. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1138 |
Sure it's big, but can you imagine the rent? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1139 |
See. There is a wait. I told you that you should have gone before we left |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1140 |
He knows how to sit with his arms crossed--I'll give him that. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1141 |
Gentrification. What a shame. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1142 |
Grok moved in there yesterday and is now calling himself a "cave" man - like a cave could ever be better than a hole. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1143 |
He saved 15% on his car insurance then forgot to invent the wheel. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1144 |
Oh he's just acting like a big, fat Neanderthal. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1145 |
He's binge-watching again! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1146 |
As you can see, our facility offers a totally immersive Paleo experience |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1147 |
I've heard its somehow waterproof! |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1148 |
His mother put him in time out for dragging his sister around by the hair. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1149 |
He said he needed some time in his Man Cave. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1150 |
I don't get it either...something about it being a better investment. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1151 |
It wasn't me who refused to live in some hole in the wall. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
1152 |
Cave Man? What's that? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1153 |
I hope voyerism gets better in the future. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1154 |
You sure you see light at the end of the tunnel? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1155 |
He just wants to be known as a 'Caveperson'. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1156 |
When he moves, we are definitely upgrading. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1157 |
What's a menage a trois? |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
1158 |
Now that's what I call living it up. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1159 |
How ingenious, a caveman man cave! |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1160 |
Pretty soon, this whole valley will be gentrified with caves. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1161 |
He wanted a room with a view. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1162 |
To tell the truth, I don't understand why you moved in with me, either. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1163 |
Look at Homo Dejectus over there. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1164 |
Honey, you don't want to have the most expensive house on the block. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1165 |
Grog seems like a good neighbor, but I can't shake the feeling that he's looking down on us. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1166 |
Maybe if we're nice he'll let us come over and watch his wall. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1167 |
Think he's checking IDs? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1168 |
Wow, and all the amenities that go with above-ground living! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1169 |
I was sure we'd come up in China |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1170 |
To me it looks just like another hole in the wall |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1171 |
His cave dwelling idea is definitely cutting edge. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1172 |
Do we tell him about Plato? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1173 |
Sure, bigger is nice, but then you have the commute. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1174 |
Let's make him pay for the tunnel. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1175 |
Yes, but we have each other. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1176 |
You want HIM for a sperm donor? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1177 |
He swore he'd never go in there—then he caved. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1178 |
We should have just paid the toll. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1179 |
I positively despise cold calling. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1180 |
Next time maybe you'll believe me when I say we should dig another fifty yards. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1181 |
We can't afford the mortgage. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1182 |
Should we tell him that it's just an allegory? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1183 |
Mankoff. He is now available on Thursdays! |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1184 |
Yea, but he won't be happy when the rain blows sideways. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1185 |
That cave thing will never catch on. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1186 |
If he didn't want us to peep, he would put up drapes. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1187 |
He's looking for love in all the wrong places. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1188 |
Damn progressives. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
85 |
68 |
17 |
0 |
1189 |
Time out again? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1190 |
And as soon as we domesticate the dog, he'll be in the dog house. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1191 |
It's nice, but I'm not ready for another fixer-upper. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1192 |
Nice guy, but he lives in a hole-in-the-wall. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1193 |
I hate our condo association. |
1.2000 |
0.06217 |
85 |
75 |
3 |
7 |
1194 |
We crawled into a hole like he said, now what? |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
1195 |
See honey, that's the kinda man cave I want. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1196 |
I think he's now called a 'caveperson'. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1197 |
He think we take him for granite. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1198 |
Damn! Never expected Congress to move so fast! |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
1199 |
We could invite him over but we'd basically be inventing the third wheel. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1200 |
But imagine what the association fees must be! |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1201 |
Maybe it is gentrification, but it still looks like a good idea. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1202 |
He claims four thousand years from now it will be all the rage. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1203 |
He calls it 'gentrification'. |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
1204 |
Wait till the HOA finds out. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1205 |
I heard he furnished it all in Mid-Century Cro-Magnon. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1206 |
He just stares at those paintings all day long. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1207 |
We need to save our rocks, get out of this hole and some day that could be ours. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1208 |
Sure, a cave is nice. But it doesn't have the fresh air and natural light of a foxhole. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1209 |
Man cave ground zero. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1210 |
How are we going to get past the bouncer? |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1211 |
I told you kid, stakeouts are boring as hell... |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1212 |
Ever wonder what it's like to live in a rock, not under one? |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1213 |
He calls it a penthouse! |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1214 |
You know something? His way might be better when it rains. |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
1215 |
I think our neighboorhood is being gentrified. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1216 |
I hate these stake outs. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1217 |
Season 2 is not as good as Season 1. |
1.1951 |
0.06120 |
82 |
72 |
4 |
6 |
1218 |
Neanderthals are so dramatic. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1219 |
He calls it thinking. I tried it, but it makes my head hurt. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1220 |
He said he's not coming out of his mancave until we invent football. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1221 |
We need a new realtor. |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
1222 |
I don't think he would have any Grey Poupon. |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
1223 |
I keep telling him, it's only for four years....or less! |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1224 |
Sad. He used to play the violin for tips. |
1.1951 |
0.06120 |
82 |
72 |
4 |
6 |
1225 |
He thinks in the future they will say early man lived in caves,boy what an idiot! |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1226 |
Your miscalculation cost us the element of surprise. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1227 |
Modern architecture always seems so cold. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1228 |
I hear the upkeep on above-ground homes is murder. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1229 |
So this is binge watching? |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1230 |
He's one of those volcano deniers. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1231 |
But you have to have sex with the bear. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1232 |
He's so ignorant, it's like he's living under a rock. |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
1233 |
We are in over our heads. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1234 |
I suppose a hole in the wall has its charms, but you can give me hole-in-the-ground living any day. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1235 |
Maybe he doesn't knows how to count to 10. |
1.1951 |
0.06120 |
82 |
72 |
4 |
6 |
1236 |
Yeah, but the mortgage is killing him! |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1237 |
Artist. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1238 |
Cave dwellers are such troglodytes! |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1239 |
You know, I had considered it, but the HOA fees were just too steep... |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
1240 |
It's just a fad. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1241 |
You may have to tunnel in to make it before curfew....... |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1242 |
What did the co-op board say he had that we didn't? |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1243 |
He really did get the shaft in the settlement. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1244 |
First ever documented case of Empty Nest Syndrome |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1245 |
So then you said, "It's me or the man cave?" |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1246 |
He hasn't been the same since he lost his job doing those Geico ads. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1247 |
Granite may be the new look but I still like earth tones. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1248 |
It's a rental. Bearbnb. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1249 |
I call it the tunnel of love. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1250 |
Wow, so that's how the 1% live. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1251 |
Darn the gentrification - the neighborhood's losing all its old charm. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1252 |
Funny, I've always heard that it's bad to have a lot of overhead. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1253 |
Poor guy thinks a hole in the wall will sell. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1254 |
Well, it does look like it would keep you dry when it rains. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1255 |
Let's burrow to the left so we can watch his TV. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1256 |
There is always one man that has it all, honey. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1257 |
How long do you think it will take him before he notices that we've eloped? |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1258 |
It's just a hole in the wall. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1259 |
Come on, HENRY, you know it is your turn to bring the hot water. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1260 |
This looked bigger on "Tiny Hole Living". |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1261 |
I'll present your offer to him, but it's low, given that it's 'Hole Adjacent' |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1262 |
Little does he know...that's the back end of a Brontosaurus |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1263 |
All that rushing...told you we would be early. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1264 |
That's not the same Realtor as last week's open house. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1265 |
We dug all the way through the earth for that? |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1266 |
Interesting. I never would have thought about turning it sideways |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1267 |
It's his new invention called a horizontal hole. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1268 |
Oh honey, it's Al Gore. He tried to warn us! |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1269 |
We've got to get out of this basement apartment and into a high rise. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1270 |
He only said that he'd look into it. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1271 |
He is single and he has his own cave. What a catch |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1272 |
How does he afford a cave on the salary of a neanderthal? |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1273 |
Guess we shouldn't have called him a caveman. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1274 |
I promise you, Margaret. Someday we'll live in a place like that. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1275 |
He's been binge-reading those drawings for 3 straight days now! |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1276 |
This plan made way more sense when we were high. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1277 |
Sure, he looks smug now, but I'm telling you, this tiny-cave trend is going to be THE next big thing. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1278 |
O.k. Fifty more yards and it's "Goodbye, Mexico." |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1279 |
I wish we could afford a cavedominium |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1280 |
He's some kind of nutty living above ground advocate. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1281 |
Single dad. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1282 |
Trump International it's not. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1283 |
Experts say that he is what Homo sapiens will look like when fully evolved. |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
1284 |
Don't get evolved |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1285 |
He calls it 'horizontal living.' |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1286 |
He's just now realizing caves require more maintenance than tunnels. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1287 |
just as I thought, no fire pit. he completely overpaid. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1288 |
Hunters rights? What are we gatherers s'posed to do. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1289 |
It doesn't get any better than this. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1290 |
He's making us look like we live in the stone age. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1291 |
The troglodytes are ruining the neighborhood. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1292 |
He says that it's rent stabilized and he ain't moving. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1293 |
What does he know that we don't? |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
1294 |
It's uncanny how he senses when the Graffiti police are about. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1295 |
Uppity Cro-Mag jerk. |
1.1899 |
0.05996 |
79 |
69 |
5 |
5 |
1296 |
I told you we should have used Tad and Buffy's real estate agent. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1297 |
How'd he make a horizontal hole? |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1298 |
He said he won't move 'til the market hits 11. |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
1299 |
We should have invested in caves in 2009. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1300 |
…close to cultural activities, great curb appeal…and notice the outstanding security system that make this the perfect starter cave for a young business woman like yourself. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1301 |
I wish he had the words to express how he feels right now. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1302 |
He calls his a single family residence. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1303 |
So this is the mansion we've been hearing about. |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
1304 |
The moral high ground only looks good from this angle. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1305 |
"That's him, the leader of the "Hole in the Wall" gang". |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1306 |
Look? He threw his cell phone down. He must have crappy cave reception, again! |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1307 |
He may have the cave, but at least we have each other. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1308 |
I didn't know that they had border guards at the tunnels too. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1309 |
Let's get out of this hole and into a nice place like that guy is living in. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1310 |
Prefab caves are really in right now. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1311 |
Plato loves those reflections. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1312 |
When it's rainy and cold who cares what Plato says about him. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1313 |
What's your picture doing in his cave? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1314 |
I heard he didn't drag her around by her hair enough. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1315 |
That's Plato? |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1316 |
He says I can start dating when I'm 21. Then, maybe he'll stop guarding the entrance. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1317 |
Leader Chunk make travel ban, promise border wall, say neighboring Neanderthals pay for it in animal skins. Yet Chunk maintain ice bridge to Russia. Me no like Chunk. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1318 |
If he gets a boulder, are you gonna want a bouder ? |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1319 |
I guess rock, paper, scissors is out of the question. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1320 |
Perhaps we should also dig horizontally. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1321 |
Another fight. She told him she wants to be the hunter. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1322 |
Look, how primitive! Isn't that a flip phone? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1323 |
He might be onto something with his sideways hole. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1324 |
He had a great idea for something called 'the wheel' but patent trolls drove him into hiding. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1325 |
We went to the other side of the world for this? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1326 |
He's seen his tax assessment, is my guess. |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
1327 |
Do you really think we need that much space? |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1328 |
He never goes out, he's such a cave man! |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1329 |
Come on! Do it! Do it! Rub those sticks together! |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1330 |
"How about a menage a grotte? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1331 |
We're not moving until fire is invented. |
1.1875 |
0.05925 |
80 |
70 |
5 |
5 |
1332 |
So this is what the future looks like? |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1333 |
Trust me, honey, they all look smug before the saber tooth tiger gets 'em. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1334 |
This isn't what I thought he meant when he said we could have our own room. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1335 |
Mortgage collector stay low. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1336 |
If we get any closer I think he'll cave. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
1337 |
He's just going through a phase, honey. |
1.1875 |
0.05925 |
80 |
70 |
5 |
5 |
1338 |
Grogh promised him completion of the Second Avenue tunnel by spring. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1339 |
Four years him hunting Engineering at MIT, and him can't even dig a hole. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1340 |
Dar thinks he's better than us cuz he lives ABOVE ground. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1341 |
Enough with paleo, I'm off to Hole Foods! |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1342 |
This is where he hides to avoid the news. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1343 |
We have the same tailor and the same barber. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1344 |
It looks impressive from the outside, but I bet it's hell to maintain. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1345 |
He won't be alone for long, that horizontal hole thing looks like a winner. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1346 |
"He calls it Hole 2.0. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1347 |
Honey, we aren't called Holemen |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1348 |
Do you realy think we can move to a better place? |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1349 |
He's a terrible negotiator. He always caves. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1350 |
I told you we should have used a different realtor. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1351 |
It's Plato. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1352 |
He could really use a foosball table in there. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
1353 |
Maybe the basement suite isn't for us after all. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1354 |
I'd rather share our digs with a gopher than a tiger. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1355 |
Oh no, it's his press secretary. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1356 |
Dang! We undershot the mastodon carcass by at least 30 yards. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1357 |
Poor guy. He doesn't have a basement. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1358 |
I'm getting burned out on this whole Tiny Cave craze. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1359 |
He may be a great artist, but you'd never know by looking at him. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1360 |
He doesn't look Chinese to me either. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
1361 |
We're 40 paces short. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1362 |
I think he just invented pouting. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1363 |
Since Steve left, Breitbart just isn't the same. |
1.1875 |
0.06186 |
80 |
71 |
3 |
6 |
1364 |
I wonder if his place is on Airbnb. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1365 |
The zoning board is going to hear about this! |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1366 |
"This is the worst hide and seek spot ever! |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1367 |
His lease expires at the end of the month |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
1368 |
He caved in, he used to be a holy man. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1369 |
It will make more sense when someone invents a big-screen TV. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1370 |
Like that idea will ever catch on, hmph! |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1371 |
Cave good. Hole bad. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1372 |
Horizontal caves just don't have the view |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1373 |
So that's how the 5% live. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1374 |
I said 'Mankoff,' not 'man-cave.' |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1375 |
Yell 'Fire!' and let's see what he does. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1376 |
I heard he's a motivated seller. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1377 |
Keep your head down! Now he claims his man cave was wiretapped. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1378 |
Ralph is living in a hole in the wall! |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1379 |
We should trade up |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1380 |
I told you horizontal was better! |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1381 |
You could have had it all |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1382 |
I say we keep digging. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1383 |
He's obsessing over the environmental implications of a strictly Paleo diet |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1384 |
Poor Mankoff. He can't see beyond the shadows. |
1.1842 |
0.06130 |
76 |
67 |
4 |
5 |
1385 |
I thought you said we'd end up in China! |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1386 |
Mister big shot got himself a cave. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1387 |
Someday, his great great great great grandson will tweet mean things at 5am. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1388 |
He's guarding the wrong tunnel. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1389 |
He did always think he was above us. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1390 |
He's a fortunate survivor of the subprime mortgage crisis. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1391 |
Lets wait until your father falls asleep before you sneak into your cave. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1392 |
It's smaller, but we're saving so much on rent. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1393 |
I told you we should have gotten the horizontal model |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1394 |
Grotto, schmotto. I say he way overpaid. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1395 |
Where did he come from? |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1396 |
What did he mean,that he needs his Man Cave? |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1397 |
It's lonely at the top. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1398 |
They say not to have the nicest home in the neighborhood. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1399 |
You can't go in. It's his man cave. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1400 |
Lets just call it a man cave |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1401 |
Best not to bother him. Looks like he's watching the big game. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1402 |
How long did he say we're grounded? |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1403 |
Looks like he is guarding the allegory. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1404 |
Poor Zoke: Still trying to ‘get’ the pictures on the wall. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1405 |
Nice place, but I don't know how he manages on his salary. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1406 |
A den's nice, sure, but the low ceilings? For what he paid? |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1407 |
I'm telling you, Drak's place is a hole in a wall. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1408 |
He's become such a snob since he moved into the penthouse. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1409 |
That man looks surprisingly enlightened compared to Donald Trump. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1410 |
These single-dwelling cave owners are snapping up all the good open space around here recently. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1411 |
Writer's block. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1412 |
We low-ball, landscape, flip and score Big League. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1413 |
I don't like sleeping in the basement. It's time to ask your brother to find his own cave. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1414 |
The WiFi is very spotty. |
1.1842 |
0.06130 |
76 |
67 |
4 |
5 |
1415 |
Dad's in a bad mood because he's hungry and can't find his club. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1416 |
His name is Jones. I suppose now we'll have to keep up with him. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1417 |
Thog jealous he no invent hole first. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1418 |
Cave Envy |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1419 |
Those new-fangled homes will never catch on. |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1420 |
Marge, it looks like Bob won the bidding war. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1421 |
It is perfect. Let's take it. It seems to have a Room with a View. |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
1422 |
Shouldn't we tell him that place has cougars? |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1423 |
I'm telling you, Groundgette, this means we've got 6 more weeks of somethin'. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1424 |
Looks like he ate all the corn. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1425 |
Peking Man, I presume. |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
1426 |
A Kinder, Gentler Ancestry: You distract him, and then I'll tickle his feet. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1427 |
he'll never expect us to attack from his bathroom |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1428 |
Do you think he heard us? |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1429 |
He's looking zen. Gives new meaning to stone age. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1430 |
Man. Man cave. Marriage. Hole. |
1.1795 |
0.05981 |
78 |
69 |
4 |
5 |
1431 |
You're right, philosophy's a dead end. I'm changing my major. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
1432 |
He thinks he is so smart living in a fancy cave, just wait until the bear come back. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1433 |
I told you that Air BNB tenant was going to be a problem |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1434 |
Jeez, I hate stakeouts. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1435 |
He said, 'Me want me time.' |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1436 |
I think they call it a man cave. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1437 |
You know, I think he's on to sonething. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1438 |
I think it's something new called yoga. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1439 |
I suppose we are paying more for a co-op with a doorman. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1440 |
Your father is such a caveman. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1441 |
Sure, he's got more square feet but I bet his taxes are brutal. |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
1442 |
Look at him - watching his new 52 inch painting in that bachelor-cave, not a worry in the Cenozoic. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1443 |
You took the dare, now run in, tickle his feet and dash out the other side. Do it! |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1444 |
I think we got off at the wrong stop. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1445 |
Turns out he was just reinventing it. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1446 |
He might be on to something..... |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1447 |
OMG! I love this game! We've just hit a one in hole! |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1448 |
Gad - Were still in Mexico |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1449 |
Dad is about to fall asleep. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1450 |
He always acts like that when he doesn't get to go clubbing. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1451 |
Let's see if he picks his nose. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1452 |
I shouldn't have posted that on his wall... |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1453 |
I can't believe we had to put him in time-out again. Sometimes I feel like we're raising a barbarian. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1454 |
See what he did there? He built his cave parallel to the ground. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1455 |
His wife lets him have a man cave |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1456 |
He says he won't come unless we get cable so he can watch The Flintstones. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1457 |
He was edged out for top White House advisor by Steve Bannon |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1458 |
Often overlooked in the history of great inventions, the man cave quickly supplanted the man hole as the place of warmth, security and self-reflection. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1459 |
Doesn't he know there's a hole world out here? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1460 |
He just inheritated it from his dad. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1461 |
Yes but how will he get that to fill up with rain like a proper living hole? |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1462 |
He refuses to downsize. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1463 |
What did you ever see in that Neanderthal? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1464 |
You're right. He appears to be losing weight on this new diet. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1465 |
We are the 99%. And I think I just invented math. |
1.1757 |
0.05886 |
74 |
65 |
5 |
4 |
1466 |
And he thinks we live in a shithole. |
1.1757 |
0.05886 |
74 |
65 |
5 |
4 |
1467 |
He said he just needed some space. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1468 |
Me remember single life as being more fun. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1469 |
Maybe we should have gone "across" and not "down". |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1470 |
Why did we have to buy a vertical cave? |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1471 |
The condo's fine, but I'd love to move up to a full sized house. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1472 |
Great, we're next door to some cave dwelling troglodyte. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1473 |
The initiation of humanity's first threesome. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1474 |
If you made more money, we could live in a cave! |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1475 |
Well...One of us needs to remember our password... |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1476 |
He says that for as long as I live under his rock, he will wait up for me. |
1.1757 |
0.05886 |
74 |
65 |
5 |
4 |
1477 |
He hasn't been the same since he lost the caption contest. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1478 |
I like it. It's hard enough just climbing out of bed every day. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1479 |
Maybe if we help him with rent he would get his own cave. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1480 |
Relationships are the pits, but it beats sulking in a man cave. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1481 |
The upper class sure has it nice. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1482 |
When I get out of this hole I'm going to be just like him. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1483 |
He hasn't come out since his breasts started growing. |
1.1757 |
0.05886 |
74 |
65 |
5 |
4 |
1484 |
I'll bet he doesn't have a wet basement |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1485 |
He just had brontosaurus so he has to wait 30 minutes before coming in. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1486 |
Look at that, he's got a big screen. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1487 |
He's not coming out until we invent fire. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1488 |
You wrong honey. Ogg no envy man sitting happy in cave alone, with no mate. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1489 |
Problem is, he doesn't know his house from a hole in the ground |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1490 |
See Gayle? I told you he'd cave. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1491 |
One day, all of this will be ours. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1492 |
I really want a man cave. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1493 |
The invention of the first "man cave". |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1494 |
Keeping up with Jones just got a bit harder. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1495 |
The GPS needs an update. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1496 |
He'll cave in. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1497 |
Someday this will be yours. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1498 |
...and we were just a day late paying the rent... |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1499 |
I heard he won the lottery. |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
1500 |
I prefer sunshine, but it does keep off the rain. |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
1501 |
Go ahead make it into an art gallery, see if we care. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1502 |
So far, his Workers Comp claim looks legit. |
1.1757 |
0.05886 |
74 |
65 |
5 |
4 |
1503 |
He's a damn fool. You can't live under a rock and expect to understand how things work. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1504 |
He was bound to cave in eventually |
1.1757 |
0.06193 |
74 |
66 |
3 |
5 |
1505 |
Beats me? Some kind of reverse engineering. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1506 |
This is the Penthouse? |
1.1757 |
0.06193 |
74 |
66 |
3 |
5 |
1507 |
See, they used to have huge houses and families. Those Neanderthals. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1508 |
Train! |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1509 |
1st episode of "House Hunters" |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
1510 |
So he's rich. We’re the ones with a view. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1511 |
Cave dwelling is just another fad. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1512 |
I'm so over living in the basement. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1513 |
You distract him and I'll go for the flag. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1514 |
Someday we'll be able to move out of this "hole". |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1515 |
Maybe Plato's right: we're all just stuck in a cave, watching the world float by. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1516 |
Come on, Og. We're sorry we called you a No-manderthal! |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1517 |
Legend has it that it used to be the Strategic Air Command headquarters, but now it's just a hole-in-the-wall night club. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1518 |
I don't think he's making it great again. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1519 |
He's still just a Neanderthal like the rest of us. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1520 |
'I vote we cave in and go for the upgrade'. |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
1521 |
He thinks we're holier than thou. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1522 |
If we play our cards right some day we'll be able to afford a manse like that.... |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1523 |
Man cave for caveman. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1524 |
I just knew he'd cave again. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1525 |
I see your point - that *would* protect us better from rain. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1526 |
It's the latest thing . . . The Vertical Hole. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1527 |
Now we just wait for some data to collect. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1528 |
He calls it his man cave. Looks pretty Australopithican to me. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1529 |
Ferris will never invent anything, yet he thinks he's such a big wheel. |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
1530 |
Yeah, but I hear his rent is through the roof. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1531 |
We saw the ad. Still rent controlled? |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1532 |
Ugg takes everything so literally. 'Caveman' is so Pleistocene. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1533 |
We could tell him we're the visiting artists. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1534 |
He insists that possession is nine-tenths of something or other. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
1535 |
See! A rare sighting of 'The Petulant Male' in its natural habitat. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1536 |
How long before he caves in? |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1537 |
He's in a time-out. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1538 |
His tunnel vision isn't working |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1539 |
Trust me, Jane. Our hole-sharing app will disrupt the entire cave-dwelling economy. |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
1540 |
Ah, I want an open floor plan! |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1541 |
But the threesome was YOUR idea! |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1542 |
He's still upset about the Geico commercials. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
1543 |
It isn't just a metaphor. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
1544 |
If I had married Gronk I would be living in a big fancy cave instead of this stinking hole! |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1545 |
This doesn't look like Canada. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1546 |
Let's leave. Only a Neanderthal would find this entertaining. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1547 |
He must still be president. |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
1548 |
Now we live in a hole in the ground, but one day we'll move up to a place with a personal caveman at the entrance. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1549 |
I heard Kate won all the furniture in the divorce |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1550 |
Looks like they got a new bouncer. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1551 |
Conspicuous consumption. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
1552 |
Gronk no can play. He waiting for package from Amazon. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1553 |
When will we be able to afford our own cave? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1554 |
It would save on flood insurance |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1555 |
Well, he says he doesn't believe in volcanos. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1556 |
I see that our poor mayor has caved in to political pressure. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1557 |
Okay, so we live in a hovel. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1558 |
He keeps yelling about something called a border. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1559 |
So THAT'S how the rich and famous live these days! |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1560 |
I think I like uptown better than downtown! |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1561 |
He's really taken the Paleo diet seriously. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1562 |
Women. Can't live in hole with and can't live in a cave without them. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1563 |
A rare chance to see the artist conemplating his own work |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
1564 |
Sideways hole seems gooder. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1565 |
Ya, but where's he going to pee? |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
1566 |
Don't worry, he won't see us. He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
1567 |
This started Nov. 8. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1568 |
Ewe, gentrification. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1569 |
Not fair. I don't want to play hide and seek anymore. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1570 |
Rumor has it, Hector is being considered as a new cartoon editor at the New Yorker specializing in cave man humor |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
1571 |
I cannot bear to tell him who lives there. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1572 |
The tunnel of love is guarded. What are we going to do? |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1573 |
Pity, He's not picking up a wifi signal in there. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1574 |
He's waiting for Plato. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1575 |
Yeah, well, our unit comes with a parking space. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1576 |
We should be living like that soon because we voted for Trump |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1577 |
He said he’s gonna wait out the Trump administration, whatever that means. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1578 |
Forget him. He's a total troglodyte. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1579 |
All I said was, 'You draw like a caveman.' |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1580 |
Sure it looks roomy, but how much is the rent? |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1581 |
Artist's block. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1582 |
Gonna be a helluva teardown. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1583 |
Some day we will have our own cave. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1584 |
I understand his work was heavily influenced by the Pre-modernists |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1585 |
Yeah, that's it! We'll build a wall and make HIM pay for it! |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1586 |
We got under the Wall but no immigrants are allowed in the cave. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1587 |
He may have the man-cave but we have each other. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
1588 |
Look. There's Lytte, at the end of the tunnel. |
1.1667 |
0.06363 |
60 |
53 |
4 |
3 |
1589 |
what do mean you like his place better |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1590 |
So this is the lout at the end of the tunnel? |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1591 |
Is he still looking at his shadow? |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1592 |
Talk about stonewalling. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1593 |
Very First Neighborhood Watch |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1594 |
He's definitely waiting for a better offer. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1595 |
I told you that this suburban sprawl would lead to McCaves popping up everywhere. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1596 |
He calls it Affordable Housing |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1597 |
Post on you wall we're going clubbing tonight. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1598 |
So, now living under a rock isn't good enough for you, you want to live in one? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1599 |
I don't care if volcanic winter is coming. I won't cave. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1600 |
Name's Hugh. A real playboy. Lives alone in that big mansion. I hear there are a lot of wild bunnies running around in there. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1601 |
I want a man cave, too! |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1602 |
I hope he has indoor plumbing. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1603 |
I wish I had a man-cave |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1604 |
He's refusing to draw. He ran out of his darkest black charcoal. |
1.1618 |
0.06148 |
68 |
61 |
3 |
4 |
1605 |
He's been moody ever since he became bipedal. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1606 |
Kids these days! Why can't they find a nice hole like their parents? |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1607 |
Ok, his hole is better. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1608 |
You're right, Sharon . . . it doesn't matter what we do or how nice we are . . . to him, we'll always be just a couple of uppity diggers. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1609 |
So tell me again, what makes this a garden apartment? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1610 |
See -- we need a reservation. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1611 |
I think he wanted to be the inventor of the hole. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1612 |
China looks suspiciously like home. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1613 |
I can never satisfy you. I dig us this nice new hole and you are still always wanting something nicer. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1614 |
He says it's his Man Cave but I much prefer our Man Hole. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1615 |
Just tell him you need to use the bathroom facilities. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1616 |
He finally got Netflix. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1617 |
You go in first. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1618 |
At least he stayed true to his inauguration speech. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1619 |
He broke his wheel. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1620 |
I don't think he likes our new digs. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1621 |
Do we need a password ? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1622 |
How does he rate the penthouse? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1623 |
Oog wait for Godot. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1624 |
Maybe caveman Stan is right. 'Holeman' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1625 |
Hard to make curfew when time was not invented yet |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1626 |
We're in the hole financially, and our adviser appears to be in the dark. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1627 |
We can either tunnel further or pay the cover charge. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1628 |
If he keeps staying in there, he's going to give us a bad name. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1629 |
He wants to put in a rock climbing wall. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1630 |
We're loving your new guest house, Roc. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1631 |
AirBnB version 1.0 |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1632 |
I think we might have just dug our own graves. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1633 |
Og's place is a real hole in the wall |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1634 |
He’s going to freeze in there – Fire won’t be invented for another 10,000 years. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1635 |
Man in cave. I like it. What do you think? |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1636 |
He really thought Trump would make woolly mammoths great again. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1637 |
That's how fabulously wealthy the top one-third is. |
1.1618 |
0.06148 |
68 |
61 |
3 |
4 |
1638 |
Wrong stop ... we're in the Bronx! |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1639 |
He said he was waiting for Godot!! |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1640 |
He says he won't come out until we ditch the electoral college. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1641 |
I'll bet there's spiders in there. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1642 |
No Mensa membership his future! |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1643 |
Uh oh, I forgot to renew our EZ-Pass. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1644 |
It's a hole new world. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1645 |
Maybe you shouldn't have told him cave paintings were abstract. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1646 |
I assumed you had discussed the benefits of an open marriage... |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1647 |
He pays extra for the view. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1648 |
What's eating your dad? I thought your curfew was ug past oop! |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1649 |
He's brooding. Let's invent the guitar and give it to him. |
1.1618 |
0.06148 |
68 |
61 |
3 |
4 |
1650 |
Bob's not such a great shaman -- we asked him to make us "whole". |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1651 |
Any other ideas besides tunneling past the guard? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1652 |
That's El Chapo. He took a wrong turn in his latest tunnel. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1653 |
They told him his work was derivative. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1654 |
He just sits there reminiscing about the great, old stories on the cave painting wall. He hopes we can be great again. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1655 |
I like our manhole better than his man cave. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1656 |
He's sad because he saw his shadow. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1657 |
What does he call that? A man cave. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1658 |
Do you still have cell reception in there? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1659 |
We tunneled under the wall for this? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1660 |
I thought they were installing E-Z Pass at this tunnel. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1661 |
Next his wife will want a she-shack. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1662 |
Cave 54 only lets in the beautiful people. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1663 |
Sure, he has a walk-in, street level apartment but the rent on our unit is less than half. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1664 |
A-frame? More like a-hole. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1665 |
Well, there goes our above-ground parking. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1666 |
I thought you said it was his poker night. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1667 |
I don't know what he means by 'third wheel'... |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1668 |
I just never pictured myself as a caveman. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1669 |
Well, I suppose it's going to be a fight to the death when I try to get the lawn mower out. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1670 |
I keep telling him to try caveman.com but he is living in the past. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1671 |
Someday Og and Bunga move to doorman building. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1672 |
I told him a wall wouldn't work. |
1.1618 |
0.06148 |
68 |
61 |
3 |
4 |
1673 |
"Hurry before Carl realizes were ditching him' |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1674 |
You call this a hole, look at that guy's place. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1675 |
Cave-painter's block. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1676 |
With him it's all me, me, me. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1677 |
Did anyone mention a cover charge to you? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1678 |
Perhaps we should have bought a condo instead of a co-op. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1679 |
Isn't that the President's new E.P.A administrator? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1680 |
I think I like horizontal tunnels better. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1681 |
Fine, I'll get an estimate for making our hole a horizontal. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1682 |
Do you think we can sneak by him ? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1683 |
Maybe it's time to expand on our game of "Hide". |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1684 |
I think 'time-outs' damage his underdeveloped self-esteem. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1685 |
His grand house doesn't fit the neighborhood. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1686 |
It's his safe room. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1687 |
All this genealogy dig up to find our ancestor, and it's Chuck, the neighbor! |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1688 |
Why don't we move into a condo too. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1689 |
That’s not boredom; that’s the wave of the future. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1690 |
I agree, the secret to happiness is low expectations. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1691 |
I told you the exact change lane is never a good idea |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1692 |
Another Toll ! |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1693 |
Did we miss Park Street Station? |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1694 |
I'm not gonna tell him he's an idiot; you tell him. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1695 |
After several hours of reflection, Harry decided hide and seek was a silly game after all. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1696 |
...not to mention bird poop. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1697 |
How can anyone live so horizontally? |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1698 |
What a Neanderthal-- he just sits in his man-cave all day watching the Warriors vs. the Bulls. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1699 |
What are we doing in this hole? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1700 |
This just proves it. Being caveless is the pits. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1701 |
Could he be an ICE agent? |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1702 |
Says his name is Donald and he was once president of the United States. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1703 |
Wait until he sees how much the condo fees are. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1704 |
See no wheel, hear no wheel, speak no wheel. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1705 |
We're not even going to look at it if it doesn't have a wine cellar. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
1706 |
Maybe we could have found a more appealing name than 'asshole' |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1707 |
Caveman laws are clear - you did unga bunga, he gets the house. |
1.1618 |
0.06148 |
68 |
61 |
3 |
4 |
1708 |
We'll worm our way in. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1709 |
You didn't put the summer cave on Airbnb, did you? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1710 |
"It's what they call a man-cave". |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1711 |
He has been acting that way since he came out and discovered fire. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
1712 |
I think we are 90 degrees off. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1713 |
Well, I guess it's pretty much the same in this side of the world too. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1714 |
Explain again how this time out thing works. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1715 |
I have to admit, I'm a little envious of his man cave. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1716 |
Not much of a Great Escape, is it? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1717 |
Homo sapiens? Here comes the gentrification. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1718 |
He won't come out of his shell. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1719 |
OK, now here's the plan. I'll hide behind a rock and make a noise like a wounded mastidon. When your father runs out to hunt me, you quick run inside. |
1.1618 |
0.06148 |
68 |
61 |
3 |
4 |
1720 |
I told him we can take turns. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1721 |
Yeah, it's ok, but he's got a balloon mortgage. He'll be out of there in a year. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1722 |
He was able to expand after just inventing this thing called a "Wheel"... |
1.1618 |
0.06148 |
68 |
61 |
3 |
4 |
1723 |
He said he feels like a third circular disc rotating on an axis when only two are necessary. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1724 |
Good News! We've merged our un-close-able pop up on top of the new cartoon so it is impossible to see |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1725 |
At least his man cave has a roof. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1726 |
They call it "cave"...it's like a metaphor for a hole. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1727 |
The HOA is not going to like what Ralph did... |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1728 |
It's his self imposed "time out" |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1729 |
Don't you really resent the 33.3 percent? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
1730 |
I guess it was just a matter of time before this neighborhood became gentrified. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
1731 |
Should we invite him over? |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1732 |
Maybe that way gets you to China... |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1733 |
Sure it's bigger, but is he really happy? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1734 |
Wow, that’s a real hole in the wall. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1735 |
I told him that he was out of touch with reality, the term "Caveman" will never catch on. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1736 |
I guess he is waiting for someone to come view his artworks. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1737 |
He'll be the doorman, when they invent doors. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1738 |
I don't know what he has to complain about. Electorally speaking, his vote was worth more than ours. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1739 |
Maybe next election they will change their immigration policy. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1740 |
I hate those smug lateral cave digger types. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1741 |
Look at him, in that hole by himself. What a loser. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1742 |
Well, there goes the neighbourhood. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1743 |
His place is nice, but ours has an open layout. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1744 |
Why can't I have a man cave like that? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1745 |
You think we should let him know that there's a tunnel escape? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1746 |
He calls it his "Man Cave". Says that helps him to get closer to his feminine side! |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1747 |
Mmm. Penthouse. I'm impressed. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1748 |
OK, you do the tease and get him out of the cave and I'll bop his head and we'll have the mansion! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1749 |
Doesn't look like he's going to cave. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1750 |
He must be the cave concierge. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1751 |
At least his place is a complete hole in the wall! |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1752 |
He's mad because I told him it should be called person cave. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1753 |
Stick with me baby! What's a roof when we are living on love? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1754 |
Prehistoric prison break. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1755 |
Are you sure he's our relative? |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1756 |
He is clairvoyant. He calls it his man cave. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1757 |
See? Money can't buy happiness. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1758 |
That's definitely a hole other matter |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1759 |
Look at the size of that place! You're lucky you don't have to keep house for him. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1760 |
Now that’s a man cave. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1761 |
He really wanted the sauna over the hot tub. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1762 |
One can only dream. Why does one man need all that space? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1763 |
Is this your definition of a better life. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1764 |
He won it playing Whack-A-Mole. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1765 |
He's upset because I'm beating him at survival of the fittest. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1766 |
He's a comet impact denier' |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1767 |
See? I told you Ogg now live in hi-rise. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1768 |
Damn, Bob got a big screen! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1769 |
Gee, I think we dug the wrong way. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1770 |
For last time, Torak, this not fire pit - is 'sunken living room'. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1771 |
He said it's called a man cave. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1772 |
It better look like us. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1773 |
"Hmm...Maybe we'd best just hang around here awhile; and see if anyone else is coming to Ougkh's cave-warming party?". |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1774 |
I told him to come to Canada with us. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1775 |
I bet he wishes he had a hot tub, too. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1776 |
He said he'd rather have a roof than walls on all sides. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1777 |
He calls it a "mortgage. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1778 |
What's he doing? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1779 |
It could use a fresh painting. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1780 |
So he's got a penthouse. That doesn't make him smarter than we are. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1781 |
See, I told you the penthouse wasn't so great. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1782 |
Take off your fur and go running by, and when he chases you, I'll go in and steal his wheel. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1783 |
He calls it 'The Great Indoors' |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1784 |
His name's Jones. Why do you ask? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1785 |
Will we own a penthouse like that some day? |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1786 |
Internet down? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1787 |
So sad. Og's old lady kicked him out. He's calling it his man cave. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1788 |
Do you think it was something we said?? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1789 |
I thought that he'd be over the election by now. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1790 |
The Early mancave. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1791 |
Some day we can live like that. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1792 |
If that's so called heaven, I'm going back down. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1793 |
Observe! Sad, lonely man in his natural habitat. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1794 |
While your father is distracted, I'll show you my cave paintings. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1795 |
Okay so ours is vertical and his is horizontal......big deal! |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1796 |
This is my dream hole, but I love what the Joneses have done with their place. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1797 |
He's just a whiny monogamist. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1798 |
That trendy Paleo diet he's on makes him kind of moody. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1799 |
Only a Neanderthal would think a wall is the answer. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1800 |
I like the open concept too, but especially the low maintenance and space for a man cave. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1801 |
They Say he made America great again, We're going back to China. |
1.1538 |
0.06291 |
65 |
59 |
2 |
4 |
1802 |
It's just not the same. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1803 |
Do you think we should call Blerg back from the time out cave? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1804 |
I'm starting to wonder if that cave is worth this "extreme vetting." |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1805 |
He still hasn't gotten over you! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1806 |
Was Siri stoned when she gave you these directions |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1807 |
Look, I'm sorry for calling you a Neanderthal. But if you don't come with us now, you might not make it past this Era. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1808 |
I know it stays drier in the rain, Loana. But a cave is just a sideways hole. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
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56 |
8 |
1 |
1809 |
Let's move uptown |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1810 |
I thought the A line went further than this. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1811 |
He thinks that new thing he built will catch on. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1812 |
I knew we should have dug sideways. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1813 |
See, I told you this was the right stop for "Thor's Hole in the Wall". |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1814 |
Still don't know why he built so close to the property line. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1815 |
Now that is what I call a starter home. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1816 |
You can use the cave that suits your gender identity |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1817 |
inventing the third wheel |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1818 |
Okay, so we've invented surveillance - now what? |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1819 |
He insisted on open concept |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1820 |
The f***ing man cave. You just know he'll be in there for days now. |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1821 |
He said how lovely it would be to have scenes of fighting men and Woolly Mammoths on the walls. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1822 |
No honey, you don't need a man cave |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1823 |
It’s his man cave, cave. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1824 |
Should we tell him the unisex bathroom is free? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1825 |
One of us has to apologize! |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1826 |
He's refusing to evolve. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1827 |
Six more weeks of winter isn't THAT bad |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1828 |
He calls it "Williamsburg"...but who would ever want to live all the way out there? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1829 |
His property taxes are mountainous. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1830 |
There was no door! Why did you make us tunnel out? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1831 |
Genius! |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1832 |
When the real estate bubble bursts, you'll see I was right about renting. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1833 |
Dude, you were right! I dug myself into a hole by getting married. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1834 |
Oooohhh...I love his feng shui! |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1835 |
Darn rent control. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1836 |
You'll never get past your father without waking him up. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1837 |
That's the bouncer. He's got the best club around. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1838 |
It's called 'hygge', the Danish concept of living simply. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1839 |
Maybe I'm old fashioned but that modern style of architecture seems bizarre |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1840 |
You sure this is our stop? |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
1841 |
I guess he knows his house from a hole in the ground. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1842 |
Its a hole lot better over here. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
1843 |
I admire his minimalist decor. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
1844 |
They don't know a tunnel from a hole in the ground. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
1845 |
I don't know what his problem is; all I told him was that his house was a hole in the wall. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
1846 |
These time-outs don't seem to be working. How old is he now? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1847 |
Wait for it - wait for it.....he's about to do absolutely nothing. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1848 |
Shelter, that's what I forgot. Our shopping list is food, clothing, and shelter. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1849 |
I really don't like this evolution business. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1850 |
I think he needs a light. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1851 |
Yeah, it was available when I moved in here, but it was just too bourgeoisie at the time. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1852 |
Maybe we should rethink this loophole idea. |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1853 |
I'm starting to think his way might have some merit. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1854 |
The judge awarded Larry the cave, but I got to keep the vacation hole. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1855 |
Squatter's rights. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1856 |
I told him we were thinking of re-inventing the wheel. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1857 |
Cave man." "Man cave. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1858 |
He says mammoths are fake news. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1859 |
Zok's house is clearly better in the rain. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1860 |
Should we tell Bob his time out is over? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1861 |
You go shake your moneymaker while I sneak past and pee on everything. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1862 |
Maybe our fire pit is too deep. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1863 |
He bought the Penthouse when we went co-op. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1864 |
So much for your tunnel distance calculator app. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1865 |
People are so ostentatious these days. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1866 |
He always said he would retire by forty. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1867 |
He always gets all caveman when he's in a state. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1868 |
I wonder how he afforded the penthouse? |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1869 |
My Dad said, if we watch our sticks and stones, we might be able to move out of this hole one day, and find a nice ditch. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1870 |
I hope your husband doesn't catch us! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1871 |
He's been so moody since he started that Paleo Diet. |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1872 |
My older brother just broods in the man-cave, and I get stuck in the basement. |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1873 |
When it rains I bet you'll wish you had married him. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
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55 |
5 |
2 |
1874 |
Lucky Og! New subway right by cave. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1875 |
I don't care what he says. We have the cave...he has the hole! |
1.1452 |
0.06442 |
62 |
57 |
1 |
4 |
1876 |
Ralph, you and your stupid idea to dig to China! That looks like Uncle Bob in Boulder. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1877 |
I think we're just digging ourselves deeper. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1878 |
He'll cave eventually. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1879 |
And the above ground caves come with lobby attendants. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1880 |
Another four year hermit. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1881 |
Hurry. It's orange on top and fat around the middle. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1882 |
Why can't I have my own man cave? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1883 |
Perspective, it's all about perspective |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1884 |
And when I get to China? Then what? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1885 |
"You're against open relationships! But you two look so evolved. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1886 |
He has a better idea. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1887 |
Sure it looks bigger, the ceiling blocks all the light and water that falls from the sky. How is that an improvement? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1888 |
I suspect that he may be evolving prematurely. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1889 |
This Day in Real Estate History: The first househunters spot their quarry. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1890 |
He goes there every fall Sunday and stares at rocks. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1891 |
That must be where we transfer to the J |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1892 |
He branded it his "man cave." |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1893 |
Is there another entrance to your parents' cave? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1894 |
You wouldn't be in a time-out if you stopped acting like a neanderthal! |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1895 |
He doesn't want to face the light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1896 |
Sure, it looks good now, but just wait till after the election. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1897 |
He was dragging her by the hair--and her wig came off. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1898 |
Notice the symmetrical lines around the entrance. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1899 |
He thinks Climate Change is a hoax. |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1900 |
This gentrification is out of control |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1901 |
It's where he goes to brood and be alone. He's calling it his man cave. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
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55 |
5 |
2 |
1902 |
Something about Neanderthals Going Their Own Way. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1903 |
Holes aren't fun anymore |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1904 |
...beats living in a hole in the ground! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1905 |
Generations from now, they will look back on this day as the initial step, that led our species, to alternate world views. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
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55 |
5 |
2 |
1906 |
Is this the "light" I heard so much about? |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1907 |
Him draw dirty pictures on walls. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1908 |
It's just a passing fad. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
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53 |
9 |
0 |
1909 |
Early peeping Toms |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1910 |
Living in a rock is so yesterday. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
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55 |
5 |
2 |
1911 |
I say let him pout for a bit. As soon as he notices the size of the claw prints going into the cave I bet he'll think this hole is perfectly big enough for three!! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1912 |
He's holeless. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
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55 |
5 |
2 |
1913 |
GOOD IDEA HONEY . FROM NOW ON WE CALL HIM CAVE MAN . |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1914 |
Well....Yes, I think there's room enough for us. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
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53 |
9 |
0 |
1915 |
That's Jim. He lives in one of the outer boroughs. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1916 |
Oh, he's home. But he simply isn't answering our call. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1917 |
I like renting this hole. Plus cave maintenance is a pain in the ass. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1918 |
It's a zero-sum game. Diggers out, borers in. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1919 |
I told him Second Ave. |
1.1452 |
0.06442 |
62 |
57 |
1 |
4 |
1920 |
He used to be a caveman in a hole, but now he's an a-hole in a cave. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1921 |
He might have a big house and everything honey, but is he really happy? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1922 |
He says they're easier to flip. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1923 |
I don't see that big of a difference between us and the 10% now. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1924 |
Trust me. Once he's in his man cave, he won't even notice you're missing. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1925 |
When did the Rockinghams get a doorman? |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1926 |
I told you he had moved up in the world. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1927 |
He couldn't possibly understand what it means to be homeless. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1928 |
I guess it would be drier. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1929 |
It was hard work digging this escape tunnel. Now all we have to do is wait for the prison guard to fall asleep! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1930 |
It's 2007BC Grog. A year from now we'll be buying his cave for pebbles on the rocks! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1931 |
I think he's jealous of our new digs. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1932 |
"Your dad looks mad, what time was I suppose to get you home"? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1933 |
I bet you he's thinking about a way to comfortably stand up in that cave. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1934 |
He has been depressed since his ex-wife took his dog. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1935 |
So, that's where Bob Mankoff got to ... |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1936 |
He's got the Yabba Dabba Blues. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1937 |
I knew she'd left him the moment he chiselled his status as 'It's complicated.' |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1938 |
He has been sitting there since Trump took the office. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1939 |
We'll always be kept down by the 1%. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1940 |
We tunneled under the wall for this? |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1941 |
Troglodyte! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1942 |
Isn't this where we started? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1943 |
Remember, honey: it's best to have the worst house on the best block. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1944 |
We told him. Couples that burrow together, stay together. But he didn't listen... |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1945 |
Zog, please stop drawing on the walls and come to dinner! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1946 |
I've never been a Cave Man." |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1947 |
it said "super host" on airbnb |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1948 |
Another twenty feet of digging, and we could have claimed squatter's rights! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1949 |
Separate bathrooms, too? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1950 |
It's his own fault really. She told him if he called it his man cave one more time she was out of that hole in the wall. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1951 |
I'm just saying--if you're really serious about painting it gets a lot more light. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1952 |
If I was a betting man, I'd say he knows about us. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1953 |
Come on, are you a caveboy or a caveman? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1954 |
Damn gentrification! Thank god for rent control. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1955 |
Honey... Can I have a Man Cave too? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1956 |
He looks lonely in that spacious, dry, and comfortable cave all by himself. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1957 |
Doesn't look exactly like the Tunnel of Love to me. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1958 |
His boss discovered firing. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1959 |
Being 18 and moving out of the cave isn't as good as you thought, huh? |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1960 |
Got trumped? |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1961 |
I knew we should have kept digging another couple of days. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1962 |
He swears he still doesn't regret voting for Trump. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1963 |
I don't think he's realized that we've escaped yet. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1964 |
We could manage the deposit, but the payments would leave us "cave poor". |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1965 |
I still can't believe he has a TV |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1966 |
I don't think the new style home will ever become popular. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1967 |
I told you he wouldn't be into it. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1968 |
Should we go back for him? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1969 |
We missed your curfew. Your dad's gonna clobber us. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
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54 |
7 |
1 |
1970 |
He's waiting for his Amazon bride |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1971 |
We have to stop meeting like this, your husband is getting suspicious. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1972 |
Yep, looks like he's still mad because he thinks I stole his wheel invention. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1973 |
He said it comes with free wifi. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1974 |
It STARTS with the cave artists, but next year we'll paying through the nose for a converted lion's den. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1975 |
I think we should go back. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1976 |
He's not coming out until we give back his Twitter access. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1977 |
He wanted the painting a little up and to the left. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1978 |
"Ooh. I make stone tools. I'm a technologist." It's guys like him that are making this neighborhood unaffordable. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1979 |
You knew I wanted a man cave. Instead, we ended up in this S*#t Hole. |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1980 |
Show-off. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1981 |
You just wait. He'll be back down next eruption. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1982 |
I don't know. This horizontal thing might just work! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1983 |
Excuse me, Mr. 'I've evolved beyond you.' |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1984 |
We may be down and out, but at least we have each other |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
1985 |
Ticky Tacky, if you ask me. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1986 |
Oh great, just what we need. More gentrification! |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1987 |
Today is not the day to tell him. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1988 |
I'm calling it his "climate change denial" cave. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1989 |
Sure he lives in a big house, but he has nobody to share it with. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1990 |
Peek-a-boo! We see you! |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1991 |
He calls it 'yoga.' I say it's lack of initiative. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1992 |
He said he'd come back when everything isn't rigged. |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
1993 |
Don't worry. He'll grow out of it. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1994 |
Just once, I'd like to come to one without a "Spare change?" guy! |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
1995 |
On top of that, he has great health insurance. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1996 |
Just so derivative. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
1997 |
Just insist that, "It's not what it looks like!" |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
1998 |
Daddy didn't name him 'Donald, Jr.' for nothing. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
1999 |
I guess Airbnb isn't for everyone. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2000 |
He couldn't monetize the hole, but he thinks he can monetize the cave. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2001 |
What an ingenious solution to the problem of getting stepped on by a mammoth! |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2002 |
Can you believe it? He calls it a man cave. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2003 |
Penthouse dwellers think they're so superior. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2004 |
The place gets good light but I told you the heating bill would keep him up at night. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2005 |
Now he has much more room to paint! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2006 |
Look at him, hanging out in a cave. He's going to give us all a bad name! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2007 |
Do you think he'd sublet? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2008 |
Sure it's big, but that modern construction won't last |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2009 |
Two words Ogg: planned obsolescence. Next year they'll come out with something way better than caves, and you'll be stuck with buyer's remorse. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2010 |
Great. Last time you beat him at checkers he stayed angry for ice ages. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2011 |
Like I said, it's a doorman building just a few steps from the subway. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2012 |
He looks nothing like me. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2013 |
Face it, the future is in archaeology. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2014 |
This unit comes with a Neanderthal husband. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2015 |
And this is the Penthouse" suite |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2016 |
Probably has a heart condition |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2017 |
He's been that way since that cliffhanger on The Flintstones. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2018 |
Your husband is onto us |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2019 |
Do you suppose Obama wiretapped his office too? SAD! |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
2020 |
He does this to get out of cleaning the toilet. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2021 |
No problem. We have TSA Precheck. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2022 |
Of course he'll like you. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2023 |
"Do you think it's the last stop on the Second Avenue subway? |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2024 |
It's a designated sanctuary. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2025 |
I guess we had tunnel vision. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2026 |
He must have received a raise. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2027 |
Don't say the word tire. Just tell your dad we ran into a big pothole. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2028 |
Oh, oh. It's gonna be a cave pitch. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2029 |
We’re here. Get ready for four hours of saber-tooth stories. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2030 |
Size isn't everything |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2031 |
He seems to prefers horizontal over vertical. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2032 |
C'mon...Stop being a volcanic denier! |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2033 |
He says it's not a Neanderthal ban, just a pause. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2034 |
Darn millennials. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2035 |
I don’t want to live at my dad’s. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2036 |
He's thinking of reupholstering. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2037 |
He's been sitting there since Nov. 5th |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2038 |
Alas, the third wheel was invented. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2039 |
What's so appealing about having a roof over your head, anyway? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2040 |
Aren’t we ALL a little tired of living on a ‘miniature’ golf course? |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2041 |
I like moving up to a cave, but I don't like the look of the real estate agent. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2042 |
It appears that Monsieur Lascaux has a dose of "painter's block". |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2043 |
I call it 'surveillance'. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2044 |
I think it's called an alternative hole. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2045 |
When's check-in at our Cavebnb ? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2046 |
See... I told you Marvin became the very first person to give up on life and become a hermit! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2047 |
No business plan so far. Just "Golden Arches." |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2048 |
Maybe someday we'll get out of this hole and into a rent-controlled cave like Grunk. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2049 |
I hate it when your brother just drops by. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2050 |
I"m going in. Text me if he wakes up. |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
2051 |
What a troglodyte. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2052 |
We found it! The original man cave! |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2053 |
So this is Rocky's idea of thinking outside of the cave? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2054 |
He mad he no win cave painting contest. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2055 |
In any event it will preserve his paintings. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2056 |
It's a seller's market. He's holding firm. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2057 |
A tin cup and violin and he's all set |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2058 |
I do not think it is a cliché, yet. But we seem to be caught between a rock and a hard place. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2059 |
It's touching that he still sits there waiting for Godot |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2060 |
He thinks he can become friends with a Russian Bear! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2061 |
It's just a phase. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2062 |
I told you Jim's too mainstream to go underground. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2063 |
I told him it was his turn to hunt and gather. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2064 |
I know we're "gentrifying" the neighborhood, but the rent on this hole is dirt cheap. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2065 |
Ever since his wife left him, he's just holed up in his man cave watching his drawings. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2066 |
I thought Neanderthals were extinct ! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2067 |
I'll admit, it is a nice bachelor pad. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2068 |
Nice, yes, but Donnie didn't earn it, he inherited it. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2069 |
I'm sure he wants to sell. Let's offer him another five clams. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2070 |
I'm sure you'll agree that "Pit-Person" is way more inclusive. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2071 |
Wouldn't know us from a hole in the ground. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2072 |
Today's youth are too soft - with their fancy caves and fire. A wet hole in the ground is good enough for me. When I was young... |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2073 |
He doesn't want the wind to mess his hair up. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2074 |
He might be on to something with his horizontal cave. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2075 |
It's only a cave drawing -- how much inspiration does that take? |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2076 |
THIS IS WHERE THE TUNNEL VISIONARY LIVES |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2077 |
"Hey, you should drop in sometime". |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2078 |
You can stay out here if you want, but Gogg has convinced me: I'm going to cave in. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2079 |
Where do you think it goes? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2080 |
What's with these people? Living above ground? And calling it progressive? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2081 |
I'll ask him if we could rent it for our honeymoon. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2082 |
Krog want to be caveman instead of potholeman! |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2083 |
A cave drawing is never done, just abandoned. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2084 |
It seems that guy doesn't know about this underground party, talk about living under a rock. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2085 |
Whoever discovered beans last week needs a clubbing. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2086 |
He went long on the Ice Age and now he just can't adapt. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2087 |
I knew I should've taken what was behind Door #1. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2088 |
I dunno either. Told me he was hoping to flip it! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2089 |
Hey Bill, did you see Trump's latest tweet? |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
2090 |
Is there a back door tunnel, so we can avoid your dad ? |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2091 |
I told you, I'm not coming out. I know 'bunkers' are the 'new caves,' but I'm just not ready for that kind of progress. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2092 |
It must be rent-controlled |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2093 |
We dug all the way to ancient China. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2094 |
Lateral thinking. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2095 |
Maybe we should have moved to Canada. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2096 |
Apparently the ratings are down for "Caveman Apprentice." |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2097 |
He's bummed because the Cavern and Loan market just collapsed. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2098 |
He's acting like a caveman, not a hole-y man. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2099 |
Gender neutral bathrooms make him uncomfortable. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2100 |
She lets him have his cavemancave. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2101 |
He can join us when he has been "extremely vetted." |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2102 |
Look at him in that sprawling cave. He'll never know the simple joy of living in a tiny hole. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2103 |
He always gets this way during the rainy season |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2104 |
Your GOOD NEWS BOX is bad news because it's blocking the cartoon, the finalists, and the winning captions. So please don't enter this as my CAPTION. Just correct it ASAP! Thanks! |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
2105 |
Hey Plato, the sun is shining. Put on your shades and come out. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2106 |
He invested in wheel technology when we already have a subway. Sad. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2107 |
That's the guy who invented the phrase "Three's a crowd." |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
2108 |
I feel sorry for anyone having to live on a ground-floor apartment. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2109 |
This is kinky, even for us. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2110 |
Oh, he see's us alright, he's just working out how to use this new thing called passive/aggressive behavior. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2111 |
I told him to stop waiting. Godot's come and gone. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2112 |
Although he doesn't agree, we still got him to cave. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2113 |
Okay, fine. I'll cave. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2114 |
It’s a shame volcanoes are a partisan issue nowadays. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2115 |
I think it's time for him to get "un-grounded" |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2116 |
No, honey you've got it wrong. There's just another tunnel at the beginning of the light. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2117 |
Should we tell him they moved the train underground? |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
2118 |
The view's nice, but I hear they're drafty. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2119 |
We wait here until he finish watching his cave paintings. That's where he get all of his facts. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2120 |
Thor, don't be so stubborn, come hole up with us |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2121 |
I have a really weird idea—why don't we start a fair housing administration? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2122 |
Sure, I'd like a man-cave, but we're in pretty deep already. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2123 |
Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill... |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2124 |
He's willing to rent for three carcasses a week; I'll see if I can get him down to two. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2125 |
My mother warned me you would be an underachiever....." |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2126 |
They'll be calling that the one percent. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
2127 |
Isn't that the same weirdo who claims we evolved from monkeys? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2128 |
Him think him SO big. Me think volcano-proof housing many moons ago, but me fail to incorporate. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2129 |
Do you think he's still mad we went to China without him? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2130 |
Should we tell him the groundhog already saw his shadow? |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2131 |
Don't go in! He says it's his Tunnel of Love. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2132 |
Who knocked him up to the stone age? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2133 |
What, you expect me to build a wall? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2134 |
WE were causing painter's block?! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2135 |
The first ever realtor at an open house... |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
2136 |
Since Gog woman leave, him not hole man. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2137 |
Talking to a cave bear is OK, but is it Russian? |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
2138 |
Is that a strapless hide? So 20,000 years ago. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2139 |
I told you he's a confirmed troglodyte |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2140 |
So much for our holistic approach |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2141 |
At least he made his own cave great again. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2142 |
Gotta love his beard! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
2143 |
I'mma get us a sick-ass cave like that one day, babe. Matter of fact, hand me that rock. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2144 |
His man cave came unfurnished. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2145 |
'I not know Uluk had door man!' |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2146 |
Looks like six more weeks of fornication! |
1.1273 |
0.06385 |
55 |
51 |
1 |
3 |
2147 |
He not like called 'Hole Man.' |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2148 |
Need own cave man cave. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2149 |
It'll never catch on. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2150 |
I don't know about this one - it's airy, but does it have a basement? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2151 |
He's "Contemplating" something. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2152 |
He's been depressed ever since Ogg tried to convince him that climate change is caused by dinosaurs. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2153 |
Looks like the Guru is in time out! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2154 |
You’re the one who wanted a convertible. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2155 |
These new high rise homes will never catch on! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2156 |
Healthcare unbelievably complex. Zog no happy. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2157 |
A glimpse of how the upper 1% lives. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2158 |
You shout his name, and then we'll both duck for cover. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2159 |
It's all a matter of perspective. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2160 |
All the cool apes are doing it. He's just a slow evolver. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2161 |
The Neanderthal percentage in his DNA results was higher than he'd hoped. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2162 |
He said it leads to something called the BMT Brighton Line Subway. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2163 |
Trust me, standing caves are all the rage now. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2164 |
The bastard keeps humming, "Everybody Must Get Stoned," it's driving me crazy. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2165 |
Looks like we still have a ways to go. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2166 |
Futurists say that eloping will be much easier when it requires only a ladder. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2167 |
Ahh- make hole in side of earth! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2168 |
It must be nice to have a roof over your head. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2169 |
He keeps mumbling something about a meteor shower. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2170 |
Damn gentrification! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2171 |
People like him is why were're called cavemen and not pitmen. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2172 |
Ugg ..don’t see shadow. Me forecast 6 millenia more housing inequality!” |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2173 |
I told you...if we just kept digging we could get out of here. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2174 |
Next thing you know, we'll all have to get indoor plumbing. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2175 |
All of these above ground caves have totally gentrified the neighborhood. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2176 |
He is border tunnel control. |
1.1273 |
0.06385 |
55 |
51 |
1 |
3 |
2177 |
First the Paleo Diet, now a man cave. This neighborhood's definitely getting gentrified. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2178 |
The Caveman Club apparently lost its liquor license. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2179 |
Frank has been sulking ever since his T-rex ate his homework. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2180 |
Mike is taking his Paleo diet a little too seriously |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2181 |
Only 1336 days left. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2182 |
Groc has decided to live above ground. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2183 |
He discovered fire and all you came up with was the hole. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2184 |
Great. Another Neanderthal." |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2185 |
Paleolithic helicopter parenting |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2186 |
How does he get such good reception? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2187 |
So Grok left the hot tub to sulk because I told him his cave drawings were amateurish? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2188 |
Well, I've always said Drog was a "think outside the hole" kinda guy! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2189 |
Atuk and Lunda find the first Tunnel of Love guarded by their annoying single friend, Grump. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2190 |
He's watching 'The Flintstones'. Fred's his hero. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2191 |
He seems happier since he closed his Facehole account |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2192 |
Maybe man caves aren't all they're cracked up to be. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2193 |
I knew thedrawing of the space ship I saw would interest him |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2194 |
That guy thinks he's so great since he moved out of The Hole and into The Cave. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2195 |
They move into one of these new highrises and they forget their roots. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2196 |
How does he afford the rent? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2197 |
Watch for the giant golf ball. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2198 |
Look at him, he thinks he’s better than us |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2199 |
Thorg suffer from social anxiety disorder. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2200 |
He's upset because I took his iPad. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2201 |
Hot tubs give Gerald folliculitis. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2202 |
Sure, maybe it's roomier than ours, but just think what the heating bills alone would be on a place like that. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2203 |
He's meditating. It's supposed to relieve stress. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2204 |
Maybe we should go around back |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2205 |
What do you think the square footage is? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2206 |
Looks like bad Og is in another 'time out'. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2207 |
He tried to invent golf. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2208 |
We can’t play hide-and-seek, I just realized Bultar doesn’t know how to count. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2209 |
It's called the cone of silence |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2210 |
Yeah - I like the open floor plan too, but lets redo the entrance. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2211 |
Eve, where did he come from? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2212 |
Today they are crossed. Yesterday he held them up to the sky. What do you think he's up to? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2213 |
His architect is so cro-magnon |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2214 |
He wants us to join him in his pied-à-terre for a ménage à trois. Merde! Non! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2215 |
He told me he's definitely going with the cave, but that he wants to rent at first to see how he likes it. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2216 |
Wow...he dig hole through rock. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2217 |
That surely isn't the tunnel of love! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2218 |
He's been depressed since someone called him a spelunker. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2219 |
The invention of the third wheel. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2220 |
He found his safe space. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2221 |
Bob! Come on, your mani/pedi must be dried by now! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2222 |
Its just a roof over his head |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2223 |
He invented the third wheel. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2224 |
He's living outside the burrow. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2225 |
Sulking won't change his illegal status. He should hide like the rest of us. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2226 |
He's going to cave in any time now. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2227 |
Like us, he seems to be waiting for America to be great again. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2228 |
This doesn't look much like the Hotel California |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2229 |
Putt! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2230 |
Come join us, the primordial ooze is just right. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2231 |
Grab a drink after the stakeout? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2232 |
He obviously hasn't discovered tinder yet. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2233 |
Look, the one-percenters get their own cave! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2234 |
So smug with that roof over his head. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2235 |
He doesn't look Chinese. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2236 |
Sure he has a nice place, but my 401k offers a brighter old age. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2237 |
Honey, you have to get over your cave envy. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2238 |
Ya think he built that wall? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2239 |
Think We'll be able to live in the penthouse suite someday. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2240 |
Hmm, sideways hole better for binge-watch. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2241 |
Sure, it's disruptive. But can it scale? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2242 |
What is he missing more, you or your club sandwiches? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2243 |
I hate imminent dominance. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2244 |
Ok, well we'll check on you in 2020 |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2245 |
Blackbeard's "International Waters" Olympic diving team practises off the coast of Somalia. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2246 |
He's upset because his girlfriend called him a caveman. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2247 |
He'll be back. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2248 |
Are we in time out or is he in time out? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2249 |
He's been like this for eons. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2250 |
We can't all discover fire, Jim. It's time to move on |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2251 |
Your dad still thinks he can stop you from eloping. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2252 |
HE LOVES HIS MANCAVE. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2253 |
I honestly couldn't take one more invite to Throgg's DJ night. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2254 |
That's too much house for him. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2255 |
Claims squatter's rights. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2256 |
You mean there was only one guard? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2257 |
Do you think he has finished tweeting yet? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2258 |
I told you he was acting like a cave man! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2259 |
You're right. Money can't buy happiness. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2260 |
Once a cave man, always a cave man. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2261 |
Can you imagine he got it for $1500.00 a month furnished |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2262 |
I told you we needed another bathroom |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2263 |
Thirty more feet and some polished quartz, we can stream all the cave paintings we want. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2264 |
9 for elevation, 8 for execution, 0 for leaving the pool. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2265 |
He really does live every day like it's his last. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2266 |
Actually, I think a cave is better than a hole, especially when it rains. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2267 |
Nobody's warned Juan about the ICE age. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2268 |
Let's book for one night. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2269 |
Poor guy. Lives in a rock. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2270 |
Big deal, Ugh says it's only a bath and a half and there's no AC. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2271 |
It's now an aspirational neighborhood. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2272 |
I heard it was a steal. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2273 |
All that digging, for him?! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2274 |
It's true what they say, location is everything. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2275 |
Spa's working better than the hot tub today. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2276 |
I bet his furniture doesn't fall right to the bottom. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2277 |
The good news is he sleeps during our waking hours. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2278 |
He thinks his echo is his long lost twin brother. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2279 |
"You can see the advantages, Gork". |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2280 |
Do you think he's watching the game? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2281 |
His whole life has been turned upside down since he found out he isn't a Neanderthal |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2282 |
He calls it 'three walls and a roof,' but it will never catch on. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2283 |
Subways... tunnels... why does Robert Moses get credit for all of this?! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2284 |
He's checking ID's. It's a lonely job. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2285 |
That's crazy Holland. He digs a little every day. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2286 |
He insists it's his man-cave... |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2287 |
He's not the hot tub type. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2288 |
He's upset his cave painting class was cancelled. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2289 |
I hate these new time-outs. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2290 |
Pitted against tunnel vision. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2291 |
For that price, I'd insist on cross-ventilation. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2292 |
He's just in a slump. Artist's block. It happens. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2293 |
This timeshare is always rented at this time of year! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2294 |
Fire is a hell of a drug. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2295 |
The world's ending anyway. Can't we just pay the cover charge? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2296 |
I don't think he's a mole. But I do think he's a rat. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2297 |
Banishment to the latrine, so primitive, so Neanderthal... |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2298 |
His bunker really is better than our bunker! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2299 |
Only a week into Lent and he's already caved... |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2300 |
He's so pouty. There is room enough for all of us in this hole. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2301 |
Don't worry, he'll cave eventually. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2302 |
How come Gork got the penthouse? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2303 |
All right, here's the plan... |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2304 |
Betsy called him a Neanderthal. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2305 |
Come on in... you can have the hole tub to yourself. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2306 |
Oh, it's that kind of bear cave! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2307 |
He's just been evicited. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2308 |
So, that's all that's left of Herman's Hermits? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2309 |
That guy? He's not the sharpest tool, can't hardly keep up a conversation. I was, like, "You never heard of that? What, do you live in a cave?" |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2310 |
I'll never understand tectonic shift denial. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2311 |
Well i hope the kids don't look like your mother |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2312 |
So, Mr. Sideways Hole thinks he's better than us. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2313 |
His body English isn't helping.... |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2314 |
He says he's going to invent "painting" someday, whatever that is. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2315 |
Why does he keep calling it a 'man-cave'? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2316 |
Someone should tell him Trump is out of office. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2317 |
I think it's a HUD home. |
1.1273 |
0.06385 |
55 |
51 |
1 |
3 |
2318 |
Should we cave? |
1.1273 |
0.06385 |
55 |
51 |
1 |
3 |
2319 |
His does have an advantage if it rains or there is a nuclear attack. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2320 |
This club has the best weed in town. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2321 |
So this is what he calls 'a cozy in-law unit.' |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2322 |
Doesn't look like any penthouse to me. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2323 |
Looks like Nick from The Bachelor still didn't find a wife... |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2324 |
It'll never last. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2325 |
Do you suppose he even knows how to hibernate? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2326 |
You just can't trust a man who doesn't like a good hole. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2327 |
Yeah, he may be alone, but at least he has a roof over his head! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2328 |
C'mon Steve! Gloria and I are just friends! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2329 |
Morris! We're coming through the back door! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2330 |
Everyone needs some alone time. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2331 |
rent control trash |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2332 |
There’s no flat screen in there, just look at the shape of the wall. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2333 |
Fred doesn't look very happy, but it might be a better way to avoid the rain? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2334 |
Yeah, but can he dig? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2335 |
He claims it is evolutionary progress that he lives in that hole. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2336 |
You wife says you can come home now. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2337 |
He's hoping there's a no-show for Allegory. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2338 |
He thinks he can keep his cave warm without digging for fossil fuels. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2339 |
Caves?! Who does this guy think he is? Martha Stewart? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2340 |
Do you think he's sad because we erased his cave paintings? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2341 |
I suppose we have to invent privacy too. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2342 |
I hope he's praying for a barber! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2343 |
Christina and Tarek call it flop. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2344 |
That certainly would be a step-up in our accommodations too! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2345 |
Mary, Peter needs a new tool... If I had a hammer... |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2346 |
It's just plain unfair for a horizontal hole to go to just one man. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2347 |
I knew we should have taken a left at Cheektowaga! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2348 |
He is agoraphobic. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2349 |
He seems vexed, even though he's concave. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2350 |
He's innovative, that's for sure. He is moving his home above ground, and he's giving it a name-Trump Tower. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2351 |
He's waiting for the completion of the new Hudson River tunnel. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2352 |
Waiting for the electrician. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2353 |
Fine, let him go sit in a cave and see how far he gets in this world. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2354 |
What kind of animal lives in a hole like that? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2355 |
Frankly, I think the ground floor is overrated. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2356 |
It was at this point in history that scientists believe the Prairie Man left the safety of its burrow for some “me time” in caves. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2357 |
He said no couples in his man cave. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2358 |
It looks like our new cavebnb guest has arrived. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2359 |
"He is such a modernist". |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2360 |
Hide and Seek was tricky before counting was a thing. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2361 |
I thought it was your turn to pay the rent last month. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2362 |
Oh, no. Another McManCave. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2363 |
We've been waiting out here for so long and he still hasn't CAVED in!!! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2364 |
We just ruined his sidewalk. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2365 |
We're so much cooler underground. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2366 |
Watch to see if he sees his shadow. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2367 |
Life at the top doesn't look like it's all that it's cracked up to be. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2368 |
So that's how the other third lives. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2369 |
He's not antisocial, he just doesn't like allegories. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2370 |
Yes, he has a cave, but think of the property taxes. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2371 |
El Chapo! Over here! They disabled our GPS! El Chapo! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2372 |
If this is the right cave, his name is Dave. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2373 |
Looks like we miscalculated his wall location |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2374 |
Well, I guess there are holes ---and then there are HOLES. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2375 |
Is that the History channel he is watching? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2376 |
Those modern homes are nice, but I prefer the charm of living in an old-fashioned hole. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2377 |
So we didn't come exactly three days later, what's the big deal? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2378 |
He'll cave eventually. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2379 |
Did you eat my leftover pancakes from lunch? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2380 |
Shit, I thought we were digging in the other direction! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2381 |
If he wants a hot tub he can get one of his own. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2382 |
Let’s take him and move up to a cave. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2383 |
If we're gatherers, shouldn't he be hunting? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2384 |
I'll bet he has cold feet |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2385 |
It doesn't much matter; we're all goin' down. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2386 |
Did you call ahead for a reservation? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2387 |
Do you think he knows? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2388 |
He's guarding his investment. Once gentrification hits, that hole in the wall is gonna be worth a fortune! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2389 |
That's no way to live. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2390 |
He says if we elect him chief we can live like he does. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2391 |
Ugg's in the doghouse again. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2392 |
Sure, it looks nice, but he's under water on the payments. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2393 |
He's still all bent out of shape about me taking credit for the wheel. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2394 |
All I told him was three's a crowd. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2395 |
Looks like he finally caved in. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2396 |
When he said he lived in a mansion, I didn't know it had a roof, too. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2397 |
I see no point in sending him to his room. He has it even better there. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2398 |
Me like our hole better . . . except when rain come . . . or when sun out . . . or when want paint walls. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2399 |
He only responds to "the greatest and most best cave person who ever lived." |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2400 |
He did it- he actually built a wall. What a putz. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2401 |
I'ts a mid Stoneage modern . |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2402 |
It's just a fad -- troglodytes won't last. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2403 |
Check the GPS again. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2404 |
The biggest advantage being when it rains. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2405 |
He lives in an echo chamber. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2406 |
There's an allegory in here somewhere |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2407 |
Does Fred even know how to count to one hundred? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2408 |
Sorry Hon, I know you were looking forward to riding in a rickshaw. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2409 |
I didn't know this place had a penthouse. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2410 |
Isn't that just the way? He gets his man cave and we're in the hole! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2411 |
I know we're in the garden unit, but does he have to be so smug? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2412 |
But how do we know if the time-out worked? |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2413 |
If my calculations are correct... |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2414 |
Zog new home 'hoity-toity.' |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2415 |
Well, even if it is a timeshare, we could talk to the nice man. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2416 |
I say we pants him. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2417 |
Are we usurping here or just citing eminent domain? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2418 |
He's calling it 'a temper tantrum'. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2419 |
I do not have a holier-than-thou attitude. I simply want to be more than just another unevolved caveman. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2420 |
He's still in denial. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2421 |
Your ex-boyfriend always had a knack for real estate. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2422 |
Economic anxiety has really hit Bob hard. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2423 |
Dad thinks we're in our rooms and can't get to the party. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2424 |
Reality television may be primitive but I can’t look away… |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2425 |
So he has a nice dry cave. I say he's miserable with nothing to live for. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2426 |
The first known vegan. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2427 |
The grass is always greener in the other cave. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2428 |
Well, you know he bought his place before the crash. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2429 |
I'm telling you Janet, the gentrification in this neighborhood is going to drive us right back to the Stone Age! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2430 |
I think it's time for an upgrade. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2431 |
Look at him honey, ...what a troglodyte! So afraid to try any thing new! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2432 |
You think you can distract him? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2433 |
Look! Is that a Steve Bannon?" "Yes, honey, It looks like one, doesn't it? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2434 |
Sure it cost us four pelts, but where else can you see performance art these days? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2435 |
I like his his cave better than ours. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2436 |
Sure, he has a lovely home, but is he really happy? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2437 |
For a caveman, he sure loves his man-cave. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2438 |
Me sorry bring daughter home late, Zrug. Forgot spring forward not invented yet. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2439 |
How can he live that way, - without a decent wi-fi signal? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2440 |
I can see how a closed concept could have its advantages. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2441 |
He's caught between a rock and a hard place. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2442 |
He lost his job selling insurance to a Neanderthal. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2443 |
Poor guy — he can't climb in and out of holes any longer. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2444 |
Windows would make eloping a lot easier than tunneling. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2445 |
His girlfriend said she was a vegan and he doesn't know what that means. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2446 |
Since she left he just keeps mumbling 'Yabba-dabba-do'. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2447 |
One man, all alone, in what's left of his Tower. Yet, he persisted! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2448 |
It's like he doesn't think of himself as a holeman anymore. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2449 |
What is our safe word? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2450 |
Peek a boo. I see you. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2451 |
We'll stay here until he chills out. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2452 |
We're just lucky he subletted this micro-apartment. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2453 |
Is it 2020 yet? |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2454 |
Envy him? What's the use of owning a luxury cave when you've got nobody to share it with? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2455 |
I'd like to know how he can afford those digs on what he makes! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2456 |
This is not what I expected after all that digging. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2457 |
Ironically, he's the one acting like a stick in the mud. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2458 |
Just like that round thing that rolls, horizontal hole homes are just a fad. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2459 |
Someone better tell him that he's got to rub those two rocks together...just staring at it ain't gonna start that fire. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2460 |
He says it fits five, |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2461 |
Said he couldn't come over 'cause he was "busy" tonight. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2462 |
There must be an easier way to get to the Renaissance |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2463 |
I like ours better....we have more light. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2464 |
No, I think I have time to finish watching this picture. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2465 |
I don't know dude; all I said was, 'Stop being such a Neanderthal.' |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2466 |
He´s the last living Neanderthal, and he says that the Cro-Magnon diet will lead to extinction. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2467 |
You'll come back to the sandbox when you finish your timeout |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2468 |
Just don't ask about his first ax. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2469 |
Well, what about horizontal rain? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2470 |
Do you think we'll ever be able to use the cave entrance? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2471 |
We'll be in the gift shop. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2472 |
Looks like he is watching his favorite show, The Flintstones! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2473 |
Why is he blocking the Cat Door? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2474 |
His cave certainly has curb appeal. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2475 |
Manifest destiny. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2476 |
He says he won't dig to China until they stop the Yulin festival. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2477 |
I still say what they're charging for the view isn't worth the price. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2478 |
Next time, we need to leave a sock on the door. But first, you'll need to invent the door. And socks. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2479 |
If I would of hired Flintstone and Rubblestein, I would of gotten the Cave! |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2480 |
Are you sure he heard the saber-toothed tiger alarm? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2481 |
I think he's what some call an up and comer. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2482 |
Modern or Contemporary? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2483 |
Og's house is much nicer than our s**t hole! |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2484 |
Well honey, at least we have a view! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2485 |
Everyone is saying it's a portal to the underworld, but in this pre-truth era, I'm not sure what to believe. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2486 |
A cave like that isn't everything. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2487 |
I kind of like it. Better view and less up and down. Smoke might be a problem, though. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2488 |
"Do you think his "time out" punishment was too severe"? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2489 |
The Greeks will have a word for this. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2490 |
"Gork hole better,don't fill up with water". |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2491 |
He's not down with the whole tiny hole thing. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2492 |
Let him stew. If this fallout shelter protects us from the Beginning of he World, so be it. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2493 |
Obviously, a year in timeout is not enough |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2494 |
Don't ya hate the 1%ers? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2495 |
Caves are so bourgeoisie. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2496 |
He won't join us until he sees someone on CNN say that world news isn't breaking anymore . . . |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2497 |
He says he gets better reception in there ... |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2498 |
Fancy joining us in the rubble bath? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2499 |
Selfish one-percenter. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2500 |
Ever since they drained the swamp, he's got nothing left to wallow in. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2501 |
Sure, it's nice, but at least ours isn't a co-op. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2502 |
Every time we go on a home tour, you get dissatisfied with our place. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2503 |
Your "guru" seems pretty middle class to me. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2504 |
Told you. Real stakeouts are boring. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2505 |
- he is pissed we didn't 'build a wall' - i honestly thought he said 'dig a hole' |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2506 |
Reminds me of the lonely nights in my first man cave. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2507 |
I wonder for how many centuries the hipsters will continue to disdain the bridge people and us tunnel people? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2508 |
He's not old and rich enough to be a Cabinet nominee. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2509 |
They weren't aware of it at the time, but Dave and Cheryl had just pioneered 'the great escape'... |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2510 |
Let's move on. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2511 |
Stop being such a cavebaby! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2512 |
Now we call this one the deluxe man cave. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2513 |
He's grounded for the Stone Age. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2514 |
I hear he ate his roommate... |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2515 |
C'mon. You're being a Neanderthal! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2516 |
Before underground dating, I couldn’t walk erect either. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2517 |
He thinks he's so great with that horizontal hole. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2518 |
Pre-historic CIA hacking techniques |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2519 |
I told you it wasn't a train... |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2520 |
Oog calls it a high rise condo. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2521 |
If his house is so hot, why doesn't he have a woman? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2522 |
He voted for you-know-who in Nov. and is now too embarrassed to show his face in public! |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2523 |
Does one person really need all that space to live in? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2524 |
It starts with a Guru selling ground floor housing. What next? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2525 |
I bet his home is better in a thunder storm! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2526 |
Stupid gentrification! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2527 |
This isn't what I had in mind for living in the suburbs. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2528 |
...Ug's wife didn't care for the above-ground housing scheme... |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2529 |
Kog, you're embarrassing yourself. Will you please get back into the hole? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2530 |
Do you think he meant yesterday? |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2531 |
....we should totally make a Harlem Shake video together |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2532 |
Just how do I convince him our hole is better than his cave. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2533 |
Grak say cave the ultimate in housing -- no digging. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2534 |
He never exercises. We shouldn't have bought him a remote control. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2535 |
Always complaining. He should finally put up and join the Condo Board. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2536 |
Looks like our third wheel is out of alignment again. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2537 |
See, I told you he has the new rockpad. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2538 |
I bet it's bet it's rent-controlled, too. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2539 |
He stubbornly refuses to look at Pop-up messages |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2540 |
I never thought he'd cave. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2541 |
...Oh come on Bruce! We said the cave, not the closet. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2542 |
Anteroom my ass! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2543 |
Maybe when we get some American based job's we can afford a place like that too. Probably not, he's rich but I hear he started a company called politics |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2544 |
Look, a wheel! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2545 |
Oog. Your husband wait up. This like being stuck in bad cave painting. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2546 |
I'm positive he's seeing the monkey girl three caves down. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2547 |
He's an ass and WE have a hole in the ground ... Hey! I just invented the quip! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2548 |
Our leader is a Man of the People, working to help the little guy. Yeah, right. His lifestyle says it all! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2549 |
So that's where Link went missing. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2550 |
Don't worry, he'll cave eventually. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2551 |
The one-story cave is real, the view is fake. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2552 |
Uh-oh! Thirtyfive meters short. El Chapo will be................... |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2553 |
He's got to get out more often if he wants to settle down in a nice hole like the rest of us. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2554 |
Wonder no more, behold a one per-center |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2555 |
So you're saying we're digging in the wrong direction? |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2556 |
Shhhh ... the Prime Directive. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2557 |
Tell your brother we won't stay too long. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2558 |
He took to meditation after the incident with the sabre-toothed tiger. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2559 |
I knew unisex restrooms were a mistake. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2560 |
English is so problematic, he thought I meant "wholesome". |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2561 |
Uh-oh, our rent is due again. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2562 |
I wish Dad would invent indoor plumbing already! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2563 |
If he reacts like that after we invent the hole, imagine when he finds out about the wheel. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2564 |
But, he can't afford it! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2565 |
He's is such a neanderthal, I can't imagine living in a cave like that. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2566 |
And granite tabletops throughout. What a catch. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2567 |
It's kind of sad...Ralph will never evolve until he learns to think 'outside the cave' |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2568 |
There's a lesson somewhere in there, Plato. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2569 |
"That T-Rex passed by hours ago. Don't be such a wimp, Todd." *I am teaching an English class of high school juniors, using "The New Yorker" as our text. This caption is from my student Iheanyichi Inyama. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2570 |
Obviously, he doesn't see the need for a fall-out shelter. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2571 |
Damn you, El Chapo! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2572 |
It's time we moved up a bit. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2573 |
We should of gotten an Architect. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2574 |
Technically he does indeed have a home. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2575 |
Come back! We promise no more PDA in the hot tub. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2576 |
Hole in ground better than Trump Cave. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2577 |
You would think, in this day and age, that he would be more open-minded. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2578 |
Usually I only have to worry about waking up our pet mammoth. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2579 |
He hasn't been the same since he failed the School Of Rock |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2580 |
He hasn't left the den since he got Amazon Fire. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2581 |
Hey Bruno! Come try out the hot tub! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2582 |
Senor El Guapo, that American border agent looks like one tough hombre. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2583 |
I wouldn't want to worry about the monthly payments. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2584 |
You wanted a daylight basement. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2585 |
I wonder when he's going to notice. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2586 |
I'm never leaving this cave -- I have too much prehistory here. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2587 |
He's still mad I won't let him in our hole club |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2588 |
Sure, the extra space is nice, but it's just not "hole, sweet hole," you know? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2589 |
It's just been hieroglyph reruns for him. Yeah, he's in a dark place. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2590 |
It looks OK, but it's a pre-fab. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2591 |
3D was definitely a waste of money. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2592 |
Looks like Jones is on the dog house again. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2593 |
Do you still want to move from the inner city? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2594 |
Hey, the association rules say you can't spend all day hanging around in a common area, schmuck! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2595 |
Yes, 'slaves were immigrants' was his brainchild. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2596 |
maybe 'metric' means 'close enough'? |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2597 |
He's having his 'me time'. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2598 |
Live in a cave? Ha! He wouldn't know a home from a hole in the ground. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2599 |
Generation B thinks they're too special to 'just hunt'. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2600 |
Maybe it's time to tell him the new deodorant isn't working. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2601 |
Big deal. If there's a flood it'll still fill up. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2602 |
Do you think he would be receptive to cavemates? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2603 |
He's jealous of our angst. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2604 |
Dammit, he’s home. I told you not take the tunnel during rush hour. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2605 |
I don't want to be a caveman, I want to be a hole person. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2606 |
...99, 100. Ready or not, here I come! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2607 |
He's got to be cave-stabilized |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2608 |
We both knew it was a trade-off; better drainage or better view. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2609 |
But think of the upkeep! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2610 |
looks like we're all up against the wall now. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2611 |
La-De-Dah Big Rich! |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2612 |
Oh! This is how he does it! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2613 |
We probably shouldn't have just dropped in. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2614 |
Yeah, but he borrowed from his 401(K) to get it...classic mistake! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2615 |
... and this, of course, is the penthouse! Two extra bat-rooms and one's own personal security guard included! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2616 |
Man cave goes condo. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2617 |
We need to wait ten minutes to be fashionably late. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2618 |
I thought you said they built a wall... |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2619 |
I don't think he understands the difference between, fire and fired. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2620 |
Vent housing is the latest rage. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2621 |
Still TV time?" "Wait, he's going to tweet soon. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2622 |
When they said a cave with a built in pool I was hoping for more. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2623 |
Union break. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2624 |
...as if he thought of putting the hole on its side! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2625 |
Who is his decorator? |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2626 |
You call this 'the spare bedroom'? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2627 |
So, someone from the old neighborhood did survive! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2628 |
Yeah, he's gay, and you know what that means? He's going co-op. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2629 |
McMansion. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2630 |
When I win the lottery, We'll get a place like that. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2631 |
Ogg knew Og should taken dat left turn at Albuquerque. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2632 |
Traditional housing has entered a disruptive phase. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2633 |
Ugg's really getting up in the world. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2634 |
He'll come play when he's out of Time Out. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2635 |
He'll come around. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2636 |
He's just not into hide & go seek. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2637 |
The man, the myth of the cave, the legend. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2638 |
Do you think he is getting too old for time outs? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2639 |
Think he's still mad about that bag of burning dog poop? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2640 |
An overrated airbnb for sure. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2641 |
"He's hooked on 'Fox & Friends.' |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2642 |
I'm not sure Hugo is in the mood for a pop in. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2643 |
History not long remember Caveman |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2644 |
He's REALLY standing his ground with this whole "cave man" trend. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2645 |
It’s Pruett. He still keeps blathering on about how it wasn’t CO2 that got things to this |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2646 |
You're not thinking of leaving me for Ed because he has a better cave are you? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2647 |
Of course our artisanal hole is better. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2648 |
One day Kronk will understand the concept of wife swap. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2649 |
When he gets upset he retreats to his man cave. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2650 |
Cross my heart and hope to die... There he goes again. Another tectonic shift, and he's mumbling some ritual to the stone god! In a cave, no less. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2651 |
He's an atheist and believes there are no atheists in foxholes. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2652 |
Honey, did I think you forgot to lock the door again... |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2653 |
I think you should get him a puppy before asking for a divorce. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2654 |
"He just found out that Brangelina broke up". |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2655 |
I think he's somewhere between the pit of Man's fears and the summit of his knowledge |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2656 |
He's house rich, but grubs poor. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2657 |
I heard that Moog's woman left him. So, maybe we've got a shot at his cave. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2658 |
He goes there to watch football on his big screen. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2659 |
He's been like that ever since finding out there's no Internet access here at Caveman Park. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2660 |
I think we enable each other's social anxiety. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
2661 |
He’s acting just like a Neanderthal. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
2662 |
Don't mind him, he doesn't believe in China. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
2663 |
My bad. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2664 |
Radical! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2665 |
whoops! It's occupied. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2666 |
Bob say, "Bob first." |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2667 |
Honestly Bob, did you have to tell him his fur pelt made him look fat? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2668 |
Your Dad thinks he's plugged the Tunnel of Love! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2669 |
I think El Chapo is upset by how far escapism has regressed. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2670 |
I think we were just disrupted. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2671 |
He pays $3500. a month a one bedroom cave because we're in San Francisco. At least our hole is free. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2672 |
So what now he gets the cave and I get the guest hole? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2673 |
I hate loud upstairs neighbors. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2674 |
This is why a wall's a bad idea, Mr. President. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2675 |
sticks and stones. sticks and stones. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2676 |
It's too drafty to live in one of those. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2677 |
It does have a kind of historical inevitability about it. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2678 |
He insists dragons don't exist. Just watch. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2679 |
She must have left him again! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2680 |
We are right on target to connect with the other Tunnel. The engineer is waiting for us |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2681 |
He's not registered yet. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2682 |
I thought Neanderthal bouncers were extinct. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2683 |
That's him! The light at the end of the tunnel! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2684 |
Yeah, it's a nice place, but I'd hate to have his mortgage. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2685 |
You were right again, digging horizontal was a better plan. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2686 |
I told you we should've read the instruction. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2687 |
Threeway? |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2688 |
I am tired of renting. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2689 |
See? Money can't buy happiness. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2690 |
No hunting or gathering for Ken today. It's A Day Without a Caveman. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2691 |
He's not the sharpest rock in the cave. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2692 |
He knows Ben Carson. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2693 |
With reception like that you'd think he'd upgrade his basic cable service! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2694 |
On the count of "3" you kick him in the nuts, and I'll grab the TV. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2695 |
Can I have a man cave? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2696 |
He still refuses to accept climate change, |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2697 |
Quick! Think of something to cover this with before he sees us! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2698 |
One day, we'll get one of those swanky rainproof places like Jeremy. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2699 |
I tried to talk him into a single-family place, like ours. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2700 |
He's looking for inspiration to invent the wheel. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2701 |
But the condo developer said we were getting in on the ground floor! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2702 |
I suspect he has interior motives. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2703 |
This pretentious "McCave" trend is destroying the character of the neighborhood. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2704 |
I hate stakeout duty. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2705 |
His farts are positively Jurassic. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2706 |
Partner, I keep thinking about the shape of those doughnuts. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2707 |
He's pouting because we're in the hot tub. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2708 |
Cool and dry? - I'm in. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2709 |
Don't bother, he's a pyroclastic flow denier. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2710 |
How come he gets service? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2711 |
A housewarming gift basket? First we have to invent the basket. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2712 |
So - same time next week? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2713 |
A typical cro-magnon man, playing hard to get. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2714 |
I think he'll cave into our demands pretty soon. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2715 |
He's the strong silent type. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2716 |
Don't be shy ... there's room in the Hot Hole for one more. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2717 |
I think he's using my barber. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2718 |
Good luck finding a subletter in this economy! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2719 |
So ostentatious! I remember when a single-family hole in the ground was good enough for this neighborhood. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2720 |
Hasn't anyone told him, underground tunnels are the only means of escape |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2721 |
Hey, remember, you're getting the beach house.terrence |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2722 |
We should have sprung for first class. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2723 |
I think you put it together wrong. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2724 |
How could he not be lonely, living all alone in that big house? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2725 |
Oh, yeah? Well, it's just a matter of time before that roof wears out, jerk! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2726 |
So he gets to live large and we're in this shithole! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2727 |
Grog's cave make him one-percenter. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2728 |
Admittedly, couples swing night at Big Rock was a little ambitious |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2729 |
Men aren't meant to live in caves. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2730 |
If he lived here, he'd be hole by now. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2731 |
What? It's not a hole. It's our alternative cave. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2732 |
the best part is he doesn't know about electronic surveillance yet. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2733 |
Original, "Grand Opening of the Holland Tunnel," festivities. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2734 |
Dad always said he'd put a roof over our heads someday. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2735 |
I've changed my mind on the coffee. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2736 |
See, Carl has a man-cave! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2737 |
We'll have to move. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2738 |
He thinks he's more secure with his back to the wall. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2739 |
Well, at least next week it's his turn to clean out the poop hole! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2740 |
Its probably above our pay grade but I think we should make an offer. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2741 |
Yes, the Butler is included in the cost of the penthouse. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2742 |
He lobbied for hiway funds |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2743 |
OK...as soon as he passes out, you go into the cave and get the cocaine. NO WAY...you go. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2744 |
I wonder how much he paid for that cave. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2745 |
He invented homeland security. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2746 |
Oh Stan's just sulking 'cause I said his Homo erectus brain is no bigger than my Homo habilis brain. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2747 |
[Just how long is that Beckett guy going to sit there figuring out what we’re gonna get to say?] |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2748 |
THAT'S the "menacing beast" guarding the exit?! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2749 |
He never wants to party. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2750 |
He's taking a mental health day. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2751 |
I prefer a more rustic homestay. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2752 |
I'm telling you, shelter is just a passing fad. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2753 |
Great, now where are we going to park the Mercedes? |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2754 |
Well, I guess that sort of worked. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2755 |
Did you remember to hide his club? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2756 |
There's the sign! Now, go in and take club back from the bear. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2757 |
He's mad because we stole his door. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2758 |
Leave him alone. Everyone's disoriented by the new Administration. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2759 |
Well, there's Will in the way. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2760 |
They say he just paints all day. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2761 |
Should we wiretap his smoke signals? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2762 |
No better in China after all. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2763 |
He probably believes that cause he's living in an echo chamber |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2764 |
Og's design looks great, but you insisted on a sunken Library/ Den. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2765 |
First gentrification. Next it'll be Holocenials moving in and fire. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2766 |
I knew we should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2767 |
It's called mindfulness. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2768 |
Obviously he intends to mind the gap. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2769 |
I disagree. When they invent jails this will be VERY useful. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2770 |
I told him be'd be waiting a LONG time for Mexico to pay for tthat. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |