Contest #560


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560


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-03-13
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-03-26 (estimated)
Number of captions 4482
Number of responses 418917
Number of participants 10061


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 That's Bob Mankoff. He used to be the cartoon editor of the New Yorker. 1.9313 0.01250 4836 2004 1160 1672
1 He got the cave but she got the wheel and the fire. 1.8988 0.01223 4714 1924 1343 1447
2 He got the man cave in the divorce. 1.8749 0.01777 2327 1018 582 727
3 I couldn't afford that place if I lived to be 30. 1.7702 0.01192 4530 2097 1377 1056
4 So this is how the 1% live. 1.7656 0.01235 4121 1892 1303 926
5 I invented fire. He invested in it. 1.7561 0.01262 4071 1938 1188 945
6 She left him for a guy with wheels. 1.7426 0.01287 3773 1789 1166 818
7 It makes our place look like a pit. 1.7154 0.01305 3510 1690 1129 691
8 It looks pricey - they have a doorman. 1.7042 0.01264 3850 1922 1145 783
9 He comes from prehistoric money. 1.6756 0.01317 3453 1775 1023 655
10 I knew he'd cave! 1.6616 0.02444 1188 690 210 288
11 I never thought of digging sideways... 1.6607 0.01318 3383 1763 1005 615
12 Why can't I have a man cave? 1.6228 0.01268 3582 1962 1009 611
13 Wait til the bear wakes up. 1.6076 0.01481 2663 1505 698 460
14 He drew on the walls so we're keeping the security deposit. 1.5982 0.01567 2292 1290 633 369
15 Do you think your Dad's been waiting there all night? 1.5940 0.01408 2756 1539 797 420
16 Sure our place is a pit, but his is a hole in the wall. 1.5773 0.01538 2276 1297 644 335
17 Should we tell him about the bear? 1.5538 0.01878 1553 926 394 233
18 He'll be there forever. It's rent controlled. 1.5474 0.01789 1750 1065 412 273
19 He had a place like ours, but people kept dropping in. 1.5424 0.01856 1545 926 400 219
20 I told you we had the instructions upside down! 1.5322 0.01824 1567 946 408 213
21 He may be on to something. He looks dry. 1.5304 0.01789 1497 875 450 172
22 And I heard the kitchen has granite counter tops. 1.5269 0.01923 1393 844 364 185
23 He just came out as homo sapien 1.5215 0.01965 1327 809 344 174
24 The artists move in, the rents go up, and we end up living in some hole. 1.5124 0.02072 1169 717 305 147
25 Getting past the guard is easy. How do we remove the paintings? 1.5118 0.02315 971 605 235 131
26 His place really is a hole in the wall. 1.5115 0.02020 1173 707 332 134
27 He says he's "waiting for inspiration" but I think he's just gonna paint another bison. 1.5085 0.02079 1115 677 309 129
28 You know what? "Cave Man" does have a better ring to it than "Hole Man"... 1.5010 0.02253 1004 631 243 130
29 No, THIS is a manhole. That's a man cave. 1.4985 0.02237 995 622 250 123
30 He'll never move. It's rent-controlled. 1.4953 0.02395 955 624 189 142
31 The real fun starts when the bear wakes up! 1.4941 0.02462 931 617 168 146
32 We've got to move out of your parents' basement. 1.4905 0.02283 893 551 246 96
33 Very nice. Makes our place look like a hole in the ground. 1.4903 0.02368 875 551 219 105
34 He'll never leave, it's rent controlled. 1.4889 0.02467 898 592 173 133
35 We'll see who's laughing when the bears come back 1.4882 0.02516 887 592 157 138
36 Oh great, another art gallery opened. 1.4871 0.02398 852 539 211 102
37 Sure, caves are great until the bears come home. 1.4864 0.02630 847 577 128 142
38 It's nice, I guess... if you don't mind living in a hole in the wall. 1.4844 0.03431 417 265 102 50
39 I heard his wife left him for some big wheel inventor. 1.4835 0.02460 790 498 202 90
40 He also has a cave in the Hamptons. 1.4819 0.02459 799 507 199 93
41 Sure, he's smug now, but wait until the bear comes back! 1.4818 0.02637 822 558 132 132
42 Don't expect him to leave anytime soon. That cave is rent controlled. 1.4805 0.02765 668 434 147 87
43 He'll never leave, it's rent controlled. 1.4794 0.02679 776 523 134 119
44 I never thought that I would envy a hole in the wall. 1.4768 0.03375 409 258 107 44
45 I can't believe I hate the hole thing. 1.4739 0.02700 747 503 134 110
46 Nice space, but his roommate's an animal. 1.4732 0.02540 653 400 197 56
47 One day we will invent a word for a place where a man goes to be alone with his stuff. 1.4718 0.02565 727 467 177 83
48 It looks comfy now but just wait until the bear comes back. 1.4686 0.02810 700 478 116 106
49 Just look at him, staring at his cave wall painting, trying to think of a caption. What an IDIOT! 1.4673 0.03303 505 345 84 76
50 So this is how the one percent live! 1.4663 0.02607 682 437 172 73
51 He won't be so smug when the sabre-toothed tiger returns from vacation. 1.4649 0.02895 669 462 103 104
52 I prefer our skylight. 1.4642 0.03432 405 263 96 46
53 Yeah, but we have more light. 1.4611 0.02482 642 393 202 47
54 She got the wheel and fire. All he got was the cave. 1.4609 0.02649 640 409 167 64
55 I wouldn't live there in a million years. 1.4595 0.03022 518 338 122 58
56 The only difference is when it rains. 1.4582 0.02704 622 401 157 64
57 "I knew him before he invented fire". 1.4581 0.02691 620 398 160 62
58 This should be fun. He’s never seen a woman. 1.4564 0.02899 585 389 125 71
59 It looks nice now, but give it a couple of months and the walls will be covered with graffiti. 1.4499 0.02764 569 366 150 53
60 I don’t like the way he draws you on the wall. 1.4499 0.03437 389 255 93 41
61 Personally, I'm not a big fan of modern architecture. 1.4461 0.02877 547 359 132 56
62 I don't understand what you see in it. It is just a hole in the wall. 1.4451 0.02964 519 342 123 54
63 His name is Mankoff. He drew all of those pictures on the cave wall. Been there since before the dinosaurs, so they say. 1.4432 0.02999 528 354 114 60
64 Uh-oh, looks like your Dad is waiting up! 1.4431 0.02937 510 333 128 49
65 Why would anyone live in that hole in the wall? 1.4417 0.02845 523 338 139 46
66 That isn't a "man-cave". It's a grizzly bear-cave. He'll soon be wishing he had a man-hole like us! 1.4415 0.03297 521 374 64 83
67 I just don't get modern architecture. 1.4385 0.03000 504 335 117 52
68 I'd yell "fire", but I don't think he knows what that is yet. 1.4385 0.03039 504 338 111 55
69 Ha! He had the blueprints sideways! 1.4380 0.02881 500 323 135 42
70 Hmm, horizontal. I think he's onto something. 1.4356 0.03467 365 241 89 35
71 Isn't that where the bear lives? 1.4353 0.03474 487 358 46 83
72 He's just in a foul mood because I said his drawings had repetitive themes. 1.4351 0.03288 393 257 101 35
73 True, but he has a lot more overhead. 1.4351 0.02913 485 314 131 40
74 Should we tell him about the bear at the back of his cave? 1.4322 0.03392 472 338 64 70
75 Great! Someone moved in upstairs. 1.4298 0.03038 463 306 115 42
76 Let's get the name of his architect. 1.4250 0.02980 440 285 123 32
77 What can I say? He got in on the ground floor. 1.4247 0.03176 438 295 100 43
78 No way. They're dark, stuffy, hard to clean, limited view and not in our price range. 1.4241 0.03707 323 218 73 32
79 Patience dear, this is just a starter hole. 1.4226 0.02976 433 280 123 30
80 So that's how you keep the rain out. 1.4219 0.03102 429 284 109 36
81 Sure he has a door, but we have a skylight. 1.4193 0.03210 415 279 98 38
82 He said we make him feel like a third wheel, whatever that means. 1.4184 0.03615 337 229 75 33
83 Think of the money we'd save on flood insurance. 1.4179 0.03123 414 274 107 33
84 He was featured in Better Caves & Rock Piles. 1.4179 0.03609 347 238 73 36
85 We need to wait him out, it's rent controlled. 1.4158 0.03593 404 292 56 56
86 He has the place all to himself and I hear it's rent controlled. 1.4158 0.03541 404 289 62 53
87 No hunting, no gathering. He just binge-watches last season's cave murals. 1.4154 0.03301 402 274 89 39
88 Looks like a real hole-in-the-wall. 1.4154 0.03244 402 271 95 36
89 Keep dreaming; it's rent-controlled. He'll never move out! 1.4154 0.03537 402 287 63 52
90 Location, location, location. 1.4141 0.03297 396 269 90 37
91 You do realize we are hiding in the outhouse? 1.4137 0.03290 394 267 91 36
92 The one percent. 1.4118 0.03480 391 275 71 45
93 As soon as the bear comes back and eats him, the cave will be ours. 1.4118 0.03735 391 289 43 59
94 His flip went south when the bear moved in. 1.4109 0.03782 387 288 39 60
95 He feels like a third what? 1.4104 0.03422 385 267 78 40
96 N0 use waiting--looks like a rent controlled apt.! 1.4094 0.03681 381 277 52 52
97 So...that's how he stays dry when it rains. 1.4080 0.03277 375 252 93 30
98 What's next, cliff dwelling? 1.4075 0.03396 373 256 82 35
99 I guess he does know his ass from a hole in the ground. 1.4070 0.03596 371 264 63 44
100 I highly doubt "Cave Dweller" will become a thing. 1.4060 0.03347 367 249 87 31
101 Don't forget to walk upright when I introduce you. Dad is kind of racist. 1.4060 0.03500 367 256 73 38
102 This hole is greater than some of the parties. 1.4039 0.03642 359 256 61 42
103 Wait! How will your Dad even know if we're late for curfew if he can't tell time? 1.4006 0.03713 317 221 65 31
104 They say he was once a cartoon editor. 1.4000 0.03597 350 247 66 37
105 I'd better apologize. He DOES know his cave from a hole in the ground. 1.3993 0.03808 303 212 61 30
106 Location, location, location. 1.3964 0.03566 338 236 70 32
107 He gets over five hundred cave drawings and still complains there is nothing on. 1.3964 0.03663 338 240 62 36
108 I hear he's stepping down as cartoon editor of The New Yorker. 1.3958 0.03679 336 239 61 36
109 Look -- they got a doorman. 1.3958 0.03481 336 231 77 28
110 That seems like a lateral move. 1.3952 0.03857 291 204 59 28
111 Well his Airbnb profile didn't lie, it is a hole in the wall. 1.3946 0.03535 332 230 73 29
112 It's new money. 1.3946 0.03509 332 229 75 28
113 Yet another architecture trend that will never last. 1.3946 0.03350 332 223 87 22
114 You're right, I think that is Bob Mankoff! 1.3939 0.03872 330 242 46 42
115 Yeah, but there's no basement. 1.3933 0.03235 328 216 95 17
116 The original man cave. 1.3912 0.03794 294 206 61 27
117 I knew he'd eventually cave. 1.3880 0.03808 317 229 53 35
118 I've never seen a cave-man before ... this changes the hole-world. 1.3871 0.03976 248 171 58 19
119 Noah can explain better 1.3866 0.03896 313 229 47 37
120 Gort meditates as cave bear awakens. 1.3859 0.04019 311 232 38 41
121 Now, as soon as the cave bears show up, get ready to move in fast! 1.3859 0.03940 311 229 44 38
122 Sure, it's nice, but at least our hole's paid off. 1.3859 0.03494 311 213 76 22
123 Another McMansion blocking the view. 1.3859 0.03582 311 216 70 25
124 This is just our Starter Hole. 1.3859 0.03342 311 208 86 17
125 Maybe if you were better at hunting and gathering, we could afford a place like that. 1.3851 0.03741 309 220 59 30
126 Looks like a case of painter's block. 1.3851 0.03568 309 214 71 24
127 He's going to be insufferable the next time it rains. 1.3836 0.03569 305 211 71 23
128 We can get in. I know the bouncer. 1.3833 0.03452 300 203 79 18
129 Has he invited you inside to see his stupid wall etchings? 1.3813 0.03807 278 195 60 23
130 Just as I predicted......gentrification. 1.3813 0.03554 299 206 72 21
131 A horizontal hole in the ground! What will they think of next? 1.3805 0.03846 297 214 53 30
132 Well, I think the foyer is pretentious. 1.3797 0.03894 295 214 50 31
133 Yeah, like caveman is even a thing. 1.3780 0.03870 291 210 52 29
134 I'll admit his place is better in the rain. 1.3776 0.03559 286 196 72 18
135 A hole in the wall? Damn, that's clever. 1.3772 0.03920 289 210 49 30
136 "My Dad always waits up for me.". 1.3772 0.03499 289 197 75 17
137 C'mon Zork, help us dig for grubs. No one is ever going to care about your animal pictures. 1.3768 0.03810 284 202 57 25
138 He thinks caves are the future. 1.3759 0.03625 282 195 68 19
139 It's pretentious, it blocks our view and it complete;y destroys the character of the neighborhood. 1.3750 0.03746 280 197 61 22
140 It's big, but he can't afford to heat it. 1.3750 0.03499 280 190 75 15
141 He's always been a lateral thinker. 1.3741 0.03866 278 199 54 25
142 I heard she left after finding all the nude cave paintings... 1.3732 0.03782 276 195 59 22
143 How bad could it be? They have a doorman. 1.3732 0.03530 276 188 73 15
144 Another Neanderthal. There goes the neighborhood. 1.3732 0.03676 276 192 65 19
145 He's still mad I clubbed you first. 1.3732 0.03676 276 192 65 19
146 He says we'll get what he means when the rains come. 1.3723 0.03693 274 191 64 19
147 What's he do with all that space? 1.3721 0.03811 258 180 60 18
148 Yeah, he's between a rock and a hard place but look at the hole we've dug for ourselves. 1.3713 0.03958 272 197 49 26
149 What hole did he crawl out of? 1.3694 0.03928 268 193 51 24
150 Stupid Ogg. Hole go wrong way. 1.3690 0.04029 252 181 49 22
151 How does a hunter-gatherer afford the mortgage on a cave like that? 1.3684 0.03650 266 184 66 16
152 McMansion's are ruining the feel of the neighborhood. 1.3664 0.03522 262 178 72 12
153 It's got curb appeal, but I hate the wall art. 1.3664 0.03604 262 180 68 14
154 Remind me why we have to sleep in the guest room whenever you brother comes to visit. 1.3664 0.03989 262 190 48 24
155 I always wanted to live in a cave with a doorman. 1.3654 0.03820 260 184 57 19
156 What could be in there that needs a bouncer? 1.3643 0.03840 258 183 56 19
157 Ever since he invented the wheel he's lived in luxury. 1.3643 0.03800 258 182 58 18
158 I just love what he's done with the foyer. 1.3643 0.03720 258 180 62 16
159 What do you mean, 'We'll understand when it rains'? 1.3643 0.03596 258 177 68 13
160 It's Mankoff's new job guarding the cartoon bank. 1.3633 0.03859 256 182 55 19
161 I find you a hole, you want a cave. Will nothing make you happy? 1.3633 0.03859 256 182 55 19
162 How does a single, unemployed caveman afford a place like that? 1.3627 0.04640 204 151 32 21
163 At what point do we tell him it's just graffiti? 1.3622 0.03798 254 179 58 17
164 I hear he moved out of his parents' place to become a painter. 1.3622 0.03673 254 176 64 14
165 I'm telling you, 'Cave Man' is a fad. Hole Man is the future. 1.3617 0.04184 235 171 43 21
166 It's been one thing after another since he started walking upright. 1.3611 0.03899 252 180 53 19
167 OK Donald, break time is over. Now let's continue digging ourselves into this hole. 1.3609 0.04293 230 169 39 22
168 I don't think he understands hide and seek. 1.3600 0.04000 250 181 48 21
169 You're the one who wanted to live in the lower East side. 1.3600 0.04040 250 182 46 22
170 I used to think "hole in the wall" was a negative thing. 1.3600 0.03919 250 179 52 19
171 What's next? Fire? 1.3595 0.03834 242 170 57 15
172 See? Living in a hole-in-the-wall does not make one happier. 1.3592 0.03802 245 172 58 15
173 You should see the art work he's got in there. 1.3589 0.04102 248 182 43 23
174 Caveman does have a better ring to it than hole people 1.3577 0.04084 246 180 44 22
175 He also paints. 1.3577 0.03960 246 177 50 19
176 The Dawn of Gentrification 1.3577 0.04043 246 179 46 21
177 We need to dig a few more feet to get past security. 1.3568 0.04017 241 174 48 19
178 How did he get it to go sideways like that? 1.3566 0.04228 244 182 37 25
179 Gentrification. 1.3556 0.04125 239 175 43 21
180 Yeah, but at least ours has running water. 1.3556 0.03906 239 170 53 16
181 He'll never get this by the zoning board. 1.3556 0.03815 239 168 57 14
182 But is he happy? 1.3554 0.04087 242 177 44 21
183 It's just a hole in the wall. 1.3554 0.04045 242 176 46 20
184 So this is how the 1% live. 1.3554 0.03916 242 173 52 17
185 Caves are the new holes. 1.3554 0.03916 242 173 52 17
186 Did you see what he did to the walls? SO primitive. 1.3541 0.04007 209 146 52 11
187 The writing's on the wall. 1.3532 0.04038 235 170 47 18
188 You know, one of these days your father is going to notice this tunnel. 1.3519 0.03826 233 164 56 13
189 I hear he once was Caption Editor for the New Yorker. 1.3506 0.04264 231 172 37 22
190 I thought your lawyer said you were getting the house. 1.3500 0.04558 180 130 37 13
191 We should flip our hole. 1.3493 0.03916 229 163 52 14
192 Its also rent controlled. 1.3493 0.04060 229 166 46 17
193 It seemed bigger on Airbnb 1.3493 0.04060 229 166 46 17
194 I know he looks scary but the next restroom is like twelve caves away. 1.3480 0.04177 227 167 41 19
195 I can see them putting in those monstrosities all over town. 1.3480 0.04083 227 165 45 17
196 Oh, so now you're too good for the hole! 1.3480 0.03986 227 163 49 15
197 This doesn't look like China. 1.3480 0.04177 227 167 41 19
198 He wants to be first on the new subway. 1.3455 0.04119 220 160 44 16
199 He can't come, he's waiting for the cable guy. 1.3440 0.04194 218 160 41 17
200 I can't believe you dated that Neanderthal. 1.3439 0.04153 221 162 42 17
201 We can't move. Our place is rent controlled. 1.3439 0.04486 221 169 28 24
202 He says he doesn't want to be a hunter OR a gatherer. 1.3436 0.04482 195 144 35 16
203 Honey, we simply cant afford it. 1.3430 0.04349 207 153 37 17
204 See, I told you--a man cave. 1.3430 0.04349 207 153 37 17
205 Typical teenager, he just stays in his cave and watches fire all day. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
206 Well... Cavebnb gave it great reviews.. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
207 All we said was that his drawings lack dimension. 1.3430 0.04559 207 157 29 21
208 Someday we’ll get out of this hell hole and have a cave of our own. 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
209 That's how the one percent lives. 1.3425 0.03919 219 156 51 12
210 He leads a sheltered life. 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
211 That Frank Lloyd. He just has to be different. 1.3411 0.04192 214 157 41 16
212 He has everything and he's still not happy. 1.3411 0.04446 214 162 31 21
213 It only works if the bear is already in the cave. 1.3411 0.04779 214 169 17 28
214 Guess what, now we'll be called Cavemen! 1.3411 0.04244 214 158 39 17
215 The doorman is a nice touch but the lobby art was a little too primitive. 1.3411 0.04396 214 161 33 20
216 I like his idea better. 1.3411 0.03977 214 153 49 12
217 I don't know--moving from a ground level flat to an apartment with a doorman is a big step. 1.3396 0.04270 212 157 38 17
218 Above ground is all the rage." 1.3396 0.03999 212 152 48 12
219 Must be nice to be part of the 1%. 1.3396 0.04217 212 156 40 16
220 Next year let's book early and try to get a place with a roof. 1.3396 0.04217 212 156 40 16
221 It's called moving up. 1.3381 0.04022 210 151 47 12
222 Why can’t your brother stay in the guest hole? 1.3381 0.04078 210 152 45 13
223 Technically, it's a man cavern. 1.3381 0.04188 210 154 41 15
224 He invented the wheel. Then he realized he had nowhere to go. 1.3365 0.04322 208 155 36 17
225 Steals my idea, turns it on it's side, and now he's the architect. 1.3365 0.04376 208 156 34 18
226 The idiot! He dug his burrow sideways! 1.3365 0.04481 208 158 30 20
227 See - he calls it a roof. It's going to change everything. 1.3365 0.04045 208 150 46 12
228 We're a nation of caves and cave nots. 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
229 See? I told you we were doing it wrong. 1.3365 0.04102 208 151 44 13
230 Man, I wish I'd thought of that. 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
231 Taking his structure horizontal is going to revolutionize the hole industry. 1.3333 0.04252 201 148 39 14
232 Zillow has it listed at 16.5 stones. 1.3333 0.04208 204 150 40 14
233 Doesn't your dad ever sleep? 1.3333 0.04321 204 152 36 16
234 It's that less primitive than thou attitude that gets me. 1.3317 0.04509 199 151 30 18
235 Ooooo! CAVE artist! Well la-de-dah! 1.3317 0.03906 199 141 50 8
236 Then you should have married him! 1.3317 0.04337 199 148 36 15
237 He doesn't know a cave from a hole in the ground. 1.3315 0.04639 181 136 30 15
238 It's a hole in the wall 1.3299 0.04183 197 144 41 12
239 He finally caved. 1.3299 0.04539 197 150 29 18
240 The very first man cave. 1.3299 0.04305 197 146 37 14
241 You can come out now, he's not president anymore 1.3299 0.04596 197 151 27 19
242 I love the new open floor plan! 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
243 We finally learn to walk erect, and he just sits there. 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
244 Yea, I guess caveman has a better ring to it than holeman 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
245 ...and he insists that we call him a 'cave' man now. 1.3282 0.04271 195 144 38 13
246 Ok his hole is sideways. So what? 1.3264 0.04482 193 146 31 16
247 At least we have a pool. 1.3264 0.04170 193 141 41 11
248 I heard his wife left him for a more evolved man. 1.3264 0.04170 193 141 41 11
249 When did he get cable? 1.3264 0.04421 193 145 33 15
250 I think he might be on to something 1.3246 0.04512 191 145 30 16
251 Wow! what do you think his mortgage is .... 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
252 He might be on to something there. 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
253 Tell your dad, it's just till we get back on our feet. 1.3228 0.04154 189 138 41 10
254 Oh, great! Now, our property taxes will skyrocket! 1.3228 0.03873 189 134 49 6
255 Look how the other one third lives. 1.3228 0.04417 189 142 33 14
256 Why didn't WE think of that? 1.3228 0.04542 189 144 29 16
257 Classic blunder: He bought the most expensive home in the neighborhood. 1.3228 0.04417 189 142 33 14
258 And I'll bet it doesn't fill up with water when it rains. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
259 Yeah it's big, but the mortgage must be a tusk and a leg. 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
260 He's living way beyond his means. But let's be honest, we're in the hole ourselves. 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
261 Must be nice to be in the one %. 1.3207 0.04562 184 140 29 15
262 It's the home of the future! 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
263 They added security since we moved. 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
264 For an Early Man, your dad stays up pretty late. 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
265 It's still just a hole, dear. 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
266 I can see the advantages in the rainy season. 1.3167 0.04204 180 132 39 9
267 I think we may have overlooked some of the charms of the hole in the wall. 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
268 He'll miss the sound of the rain thumping off his forehead. 1.3167 0.04130 180 131 41 8
269 Stop moping and join us in the Jacuzzi. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
270 We need a cave and you need a toilet, let's work this out! 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
271 That would be better when it rains... 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
272 I think troglodytes sit down and troglomytes stand up. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
273 Horizontal? I never thought of that. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
274 All that on a single income? 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
275 Out of our price range. 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
276 And he called our place a hole. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
277 He hasn’t come out since the election. 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
278 The commutes not bad, and its a doorman building. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
279 So that's how the other 1% lives 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
280 Are we on the wrong side of history? 1.3146 0.04590 178 136 28 14
281 Nice digs. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
282 Nice digs. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
283 He's got a point about rain. 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
284 He said he was tired of always being the third wheel." What's a wheel? 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
285 Dig horizontally!? Who would'a thunk it? 1.3143 0.04121 175 127 41 7
286 He thinks he is evolving. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
287 I like the idea. The stairs are killing me. 1.3143 0.03875 175 124 47 4
288 Fred needs his man cave like I need a hole in the ground. 1.3143 0.04785 175 136 23 16
289 He can call it a foyer all he wants. Still smells like bear's ass. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
290 Ground level--that's very important 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
291 He's depressed because I told him his drawings were primitive and never would stand the test of time. 1.3121 0.04679 173 133 26 14
292 That's what I want when I retire. A place out of the weather where I can paint. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
293 Horizontal. Clever. 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
294 I said, "Hold your ground," but he caved. 1.3121 0.04820 173 135 22 16
295 She left him for a guy with a fire pit. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
296 So by digging horizontally you get more floor area. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
297 Two or three raindrops and he caves. 1.3099 0.04857 171 134 21 16
298 Third Wheel? What's a wheel? 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
299 So that's a Man Cave...Nice 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
300 Gentrification. 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
301 That wheel endeavor must've paid off. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
302 Neighborhood is going to hell with all these McCaves. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
303 Someday, honey, we'll live like the 1%. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
304 Just don't say 'fire in the hole' again! 1.3077 0.04196 169 124 38 7
305 Can we afford a doorman building? 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
306 Looks like we have a squatter. 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
307 He's in line for tickets to Hamilton. It opens in 500,000 years. 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
308 Ya, that man cave is nice, but I'd rather be here, holed up with you babe. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
309 We should have used his architect. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
310 You know, he may have a point. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
311 How can he afford that place? 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
312 I'm sorry, but there's such a thing as too much house. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
313 First the wheel, now this 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
314 I know it's just a hole-in-the-wall. It's still nicer than ours. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
315 Can you imagine what the taxes and utilities would be on a place like that? 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
316 I'm starting to think that maybe we bought the wrong unit. 1.3049 0.03999 164 118 42 4
317 How come he gets a man cave and I only get a man hole? 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
318 How can anyone live like that? 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
319 He's watching the paint dry. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
320 He's been like this since the dawn of time. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
321 It's rent-controlled, too. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
322 Whatever he calls it, it's still a hole! 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
323 See? If we dig the hole sideways, we won't get wet! 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
324 Since inventing fire, he's become quite arrogant. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
325 His place is a hole in the wall. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
326 Is this China? 1.3025 0.04883 162 127 21 14
327 Wow, did we ever use the wrong architect! 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
328 Yeah, but ours is rent controlled. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
329 He calls the place Mar-a- Cavo 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
330 Yeah, but what about wind from the south? Ever think about that? And the lack of overhead light? And the lousy feng shui? And the ... 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
331 After the divorce he just caved. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
332 Damn, there's going to be a cover charge to get in. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
333 I like the flow of his foyer. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
334 "First fire, and now the sideways hole--what'll they think of next? 1.3000 0.04840 160 125 22 13
335 We'd live like that if we weren't in the hole. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
336 What's next? Fire? 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
337 You lure him out and I'll build a door. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
338 It still has outdoor plumbing 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
339 The first man cave. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
340 I want a man cave, too! 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
341 He hasn't moved since she left him for that Neanderthal. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
342 Not exactly a hole in the ground is it? 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
343 Can you believe that only six months ago that guy was president of the United States!? 1.2975 0.05120 158 127 15 16
344 He caved. 1.2975 0.04878 158 124 21 13
345 He's just sulking-- his patent on fire was refused. 1.2975 0.04878 158 124 21 13
346 Apparently Kevin is neither a hunter nor a gatherer. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
347 He just finished the buffalo painting, but now his wife wants antelopes. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
348 I fear the era of the holeman is over. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
349 You think we'll ever be able to afford a place like that? 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
350 Horizontalists think they're so smart. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
351 A critic said his paintings were derivative. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
352 Maybe downsizing wasn't such a great idea. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
353 Tunnel of love, my ass! 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
354 I'm worried too. He refuses to hunt and gather. 1.2941 0.04897 153 120 21 12
355 I told you there'd be less border control at the north entrance 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
356 I like the open concept. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
357 How can he afford it on one income? 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
358 Apparently the light at the end of the tunnel is overrated. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
359 There he goes again, perpetuating the stereotype. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
360 Let him be. He's pondering his health care options. 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
361 These stakeouts would be more fun if someone invented doughnuts. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
362 I wish we could afford a door man in our building. 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
363 How'd he get it sideways? 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
364 Don't you just love mid-paleozoic modern? 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
365 Yo is this China ? 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
366 It was a nasty divorce but he got the house." 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
367 Wow! So that's how the One Percent live! 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
368 He's our new financial adviser that's going to get us out of the hole. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
369 I can't believe he sits there all day and watches re-runs of the big hunt. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
370 So this is China? 1.2905 0.05186 148 119 15 14
371 How do you swing a place like that on just the one salary? 1.2905 0.05096 148 118 17 13
372 I have to admit. It has a better ring to it than Hole in the Dirt Man. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
373 He got it in the divorce but he'll never be able to afford it. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
374 We earn twice as much, but look at the hole we live in. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
375 True, but ours is in Brooklyn 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
376 He calls it a man-cave. Says it's much more swanky than my man-hole. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
377 Hi. We're your new neighbors and we're having a little hole warming. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
378 He worked for the New Yorker. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
379 And that's the penthouse. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
380 Great. He'll probably make it all cozy by painting some animals on the walls next. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
381 I'm starting to wonder if our mortgage is sub-prime. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
382 It's really only half a hole, when you think about it. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
383 Lucy left him 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
384 Damn one-percenter! 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
385 We didn't dig far enough. The paintings are in the back of the cave. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
386 I'm worried...he hardly ever moves since he installed that big screen cave drawing. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
387 I think we might not have followed the blueprints correctly. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
388 Sure, we live in a hole, but he lives under a rock. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
389 Yes, I know they are fundamentally the same, but a cave has a roof. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
390 He said he's waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
391 You know, he might be onto something. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
392 "You know what, I think he may be on to something"! 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
393 He claims it is cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
394 Well, dream on. You know we can't afford a place like that. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
395 If he sees his shadow, it's another year of no evolution. 1.2847 0.05089 144 115 17 12
396 Ogg always did think outside of the hole. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
397 Yeah, it's huge. But conspicuous wealth doesn't mean he's happy. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
398 I always thought Ugguz was a bit of a Neanderthal, but you gotta hand it to him for figuring out the rain thing 1.2847 0.05089 144 115 17 12
399 Ok, so better in the rain, but it looks like a lot more to clean. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
400 Ugh. Another luxury high-rise. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
401 So that's what retired cartoon editors do. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
402 'Alternative fact' or not, this is a hole, not a guest room. 1.2817 0.05132 142 114 16 12
403 Don't you think it is a bit too post-modern? 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
404 The broker said we bought a trendy, minimalist vertical concept cave. Bit I'm starting to think we are just standing in a hole. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
405 As soon as we pay off our student loans, honey. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
406 Those one-percenters really know how to live. . . 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
407 Nobody came to his cavewarming. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
408 I'll admit it does have curb appeal 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
409 The hole isn't good enough for him. He's calling himself a 'Caveman' now. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
410 But the agent said, ‘Sunken living rooms are in, and caves are so 10,000 B.C.’ 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
411 Ugh it's even got a doorman. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
412 I think he is waiting for the cable guy. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
413 Come back into the jacuzzi, frank 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
414 He's figuring out how to install Windows. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
415 So this is China? 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
416 How can he afford that place? 1.2817 0.05132 142 114 16 12
417 How can he afford a one-bedroom? 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
418 I think he is going to post on his wall. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
419 Gentrification is killing this neighborhood. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
420 We'd never get past the doorman. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
421 The location is a real hole in the wall. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
422 Maybe you shouldn't have said his place was a hole in the wall. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
423 I know it looks like he has it all but he's a real Neanderthal. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
424 It's called a "hot tub", Og. Just change into your bathing pelt and join us. 1.2817 0.05228 142 115 14 13
425 I knew he'd cave! 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
426 Oh, I see. You dig horizontally, not vertically. 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
427 That's the dream. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
428 Man cave? 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
429 He said his man cave has a better ring to it than our man hole. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
430 Hmm. Fletcher may be on to something with his horizontal hole. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
431 Relax. This was a good investment. Horizontal holes are only a fad. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
432 I'm not impressed; it's just a hole in the wall. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
433 Just wait for the property tax. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
434 Yeah, but he doesn't have a skylight. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
435 We can take him. We have tools. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
436 Boring stuff. Hunting scenes, mostly. Nobody pays any attention. Nobody is every going to pay attention. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
437 Look! A horizontal home! 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
438 Sure, it's nice. But the taxes must be enormous. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
439 He still can't believe that she left him for a rock star! 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
440 First he sulks, then he tweets about it. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
441 I've had it, Sheila...tonight your brother gets the guest room. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
442 He called our place a hole. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
443 Hal, call me shallow, but I'm leaving you. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
444 It has recessed torches too. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
445 I hear he put granite countertops in his kitchen. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
446 Damn! Another toll. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
447 Ostentatious and impractical - plus he barely gets any natural light in there. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
448 This neighborhood is gentrifying too fast. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
449 I don't think your father likes me. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
450 So that's where Letterman is living these days! 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
451 Sideways--not down--whoda thunk it? 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
452 If we save our rocks, honey, we could afford a cave like that. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
453 He has his strengths, but hide and seek isn't one of them. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
454 Oh great ! Now our property taxes will go up. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
455 It's crazy, two years ago I could have had that cave for a wooly mammoth leg and saber tooth tiger tail. Now? You can't touch that for less than eight giant sloths and a cave bear. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
456 I'd hate to live in a hole in the wall like that. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
457 He's been like that ever since GEICO let him go. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
458 Just think of ours as a fixer-upper. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
459 He is waiting for some guy named Godot. 1.2741 0.05197 135 109 15 11
460 But..., how does he keep the rain in? 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
461 Look at Mr. Fancy. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
462 He's part of the top one percent." 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
463 I feel like a Neanderthal at these gallery events. 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
464 Alright, fine - cave'person'. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
465 Makes our place just seem like a dirty little hole, doesn't it? 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
466 Ever since he got that new flat screen painting, it's been hard to get Grog out of the cave. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
467 You know what they say about men with big caves. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
468 How could someone live like that? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
469 Love it or list it? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
470 Those high rises are going to ruin the neighborhood. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
471 Yes, but he doesn't have a pool in the rainy season, like we do. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
472 I told you if we dug in he would cave. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
473 A caveman in a cave, what a cliché. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
474 Well, I guess it would be better when it rains. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
475 Pardon us, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
476 While his design is derivative; he has managed to improve functionality without sacrificing the classic aesthetic of a hole. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
477 Is Gerald watching the cave drawings again? 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
478 How do you know we're not the Neanderthals? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
479 This is the last time we pay for orchestra seats. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
480 Well I guess it IS better when it rains... 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
481 I think they call it a man cave. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
482 I can't believe he got the house. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
483 What a Neanderthal. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
484 Compared to that, I feel like we are living in a hole. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
485 What did he mean by 'Third Wheel'? 1.2708 0.06191 96 78 10 8
486 His wife ran off with a Homo sapiens 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
487 And that's where he gets all his news. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
488 How does he live in that hole in the wall? 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
489 You know, he might be be on to something. Besides, "Caveman" has better ring to it than "Holeman". 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
490 Yeah, but what woman is going to live in that hole in the wall? 1.2692 0.04200 130 97 31 2
491 He may have gotten the house but the latrine is ours! 1.2692 0.05326 130 106 13 11
492 This doesn't look like China. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
493 He's clearly overcompensating for something 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
494 If there's an earthquake before it rains, we win. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
495 Says he has an idea for something called a "wheel." 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
496 I guess no one came to his hieroglyphics opening. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
497 I’ve got to admit, his horizontal hole is a good idea. But did you see his stupid plan for a round wheel? 1.2689 0.05559 119 97 12 10
498 His time share with the bear is really working out. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
499 Nobody came to his cavewarming. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
500 You shouldn’t have insulted his paintings. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
501 The cave goes quick on Airbnb. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
502 Seriously, he can't stay in that cave forever. I'm sure Bob Mankoff's replacement will use him in the next cartoon! 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
503 I hate early adopters. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
504 I always knew he'd cave. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
505 Now that he has invented the wheel, he barely talks to us anymore. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
506 Cave dwelling is just a fad. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
507 You distract him and I 'll grab the art 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
508 He calls it cave dwelling. It'll never catch on. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
509 He calls it is man cave. I say what's wrong with the man hole? 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
510 Come back into the hot tub, Bob. I promise, no more bubbles! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
511 Told you it was a real hole in the wall. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
512 Some day we'll be able to afford a place like that. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
513 Horizontal? Hell, that'll never catch on! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
514 He just saw his mom without her fig leaf. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
515 Another one of those obnoxious McMansions. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
516 I still say drop-in is better than walk-in. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
517 Sure it's got some advantages but its way too ostentatious for my taste. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
518 You're the one who wanted a tiny house 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
519 Oh dear, do we have the wrong night? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
520 At least he's got a roof over his head. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
521 One day the cavemen and the holemen will be friends. One day. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
522 Did they have to put a holeless shelter in our neighborhood? 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
523 You're expecting Punxsutawney Phil, maybe? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
524 He won"t be smiling when the 9:15 comes through. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
525 I still think "holeman" is catchier. 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
526 Horizontal! Of course. It makes so much more sense. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
527 He's invited me to come see his etchings. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
528 There's still two more weeks of winter. 1.2602 0.05270 123 100 14 9
529 He's still afraid of the basement. 1.2602 0.04294 123 93 28 2
530 can' t wait to get out of this basement apartment. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
531 He thinks we bring six weeks more of winter. 1.2602 0.05270 123 100 14 9
532 I hate these new high-rises. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
533 Yes, his frontal lobe is larger and he dwells above ground, but is he really happy? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
534 It's just a hole in the wall, but all the locals go there. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
535 It's a new group. Call themselves CAVEMEN. 1.2602 0.05270 123 100 14 9
536 What is he doing home? I thought you said he was out hunting and gathering. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
537 Oh, great. Now we’ll be known as “cavemen” for the rest of time. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
538 He's never gonna move, it's rent stabilized and granite everything. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
539 Keep digging. Another 20 feet and we'll have invented the basement. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
540 He's been that way ever since the election. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
541 It'll never catch on. I give it a year tops. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
542 Magnon's a master of Paleolithic minimalism. 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
543 THAT's evolved? Honey, it's basically a sideways hole. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
544 I told you we should have used our points for the upgrade. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
545 He never could dig a decent hole. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
546 I don't get it. How's he gonna get rained and snowed on? 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
547 They really shouldn't have taken his Twitter account away! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
548 No curb appeal, keep digging. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
549 You know.......he was right. Digging horizontally would have worked better. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
550 But when it rains we have a pool, and he still just has a cave. 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
551 He can't decide between the stone or granite. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
552 We may not have any walls, but we're not talking to any either! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
553 The commutes a little rugged, but its a doorman building! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
554 It's depressing to see how quickly the neighborhood is being gentrified. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
555 I did not know the penthouse was also on the market . 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
556 The horizontal cave. Brilliant. And we thought his wheel was something. 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
557 Yeah, sure it looks nice, but the maintenance costs would kill us. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
558 So that's the guy that got the penthouse. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
559 He won't say a word. He thinks his cave is tapped. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
560 Oh crap, I hope he’s not checking for IDs. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
561 Horizontal holes will never catch on. 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
562 Don't get him started on his cave paintings. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
563 It's a fad. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
564 He gets all his information about the world from watching cave paintings. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
565 I tried to tell him it's fake news, but he just keeps staring at the wall. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
566 See! Having a better home doesn't necessarily make you happier! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
567 Your divorce lawyer stinks. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
568 Damn it, one more McMansion! 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
569 I promise you honey, one day we will live horizontally 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
570 He's a one-percenter. Made a fortune in pointy sticks. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
571 It's a step up. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
572 They used to call it Trump Tower 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
573 Uh oh. Gentrification. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
574 We don't want to be the first to show up. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
575 You distract the guard, I'll steal the cave painting. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
576 Sure, he's dry. So are the bears. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
577 I won't let him go clubbing. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
578 Life after Trump. 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
579 Yeah, well, the laugh will be on him when he has to get that roof replaced. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
580 She took absolutely everything when she left him. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
581 Oh great, the first silent treatment. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
582 This "man cave" thing won't last. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
583 Why do so suppose he turned his hole on it's side? 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
584 So this is where he thinks up fake news. 1.2583 0.05487 120 99 11 10
585 Another McMansion in the neighborhood... 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
586 Yeah it's nice but I'd hate to be the one who had to clean it. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
587 So this is how the other half lives! 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
588 That's it!: We have to make the hole go sideways! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
589 Location, location, location...I told you we should have made a counter offer. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
590 That's not new! That's just a sideways hole! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
591 It's dark and weird, but it does have the advantage of not filling up with water every time it rains. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
592 He calls it his "man cave" 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
593 he bought before the crash 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
594 If we work hard enough, and sell this place for a decent amount, that could be us someday. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
595 He hasn't been the same after he came out from under the rock 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
596 I don't know how he can afford the rent. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
597 I think it's clearly oversized for the neighborhood. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
598 I hate using the hot tub when others are waiting. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
599 Just tell him our names are on the list. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
600 If he sees his shadow, there's six more centuries of dinosaurs. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
601 Next time, we hire architect. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
602 He's asleep! Go steal his fire. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
603 He swore he'd never go in there—then he caved. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
604 He's still hasn't got over Wilma leaving him. 1.2542 0.05540 118 98 10 10
605 Man caves aren't everything they're cracked up to be. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
606 I thought he said he was building a wall. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
607 Stymied by Cave-Painter's Block, poor guy. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
608 We should use his realtor 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
609 He's been sulking like that ever since Roy stole his wheel idea 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
610 'At least we have each other.' 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
611 A hole new concept. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
612 We should've got the hole upgrade package 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
613 They don't go out any more since they got the cave painting. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
614 You KNOW what they'll call him 2 million years from now, don't you? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
615 There's the 1 per cent. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
616 Don't be like that Ed, This jacuzzi has plenty of room for three! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
617 I hunt, you gather, he sits. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
618 From manhole to man-cave--well, lah-di-dah! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
619 His hole is all wrong. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
620 I knew your mom would be up waiting for us!! 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
621 I wonder when the rest of Congress will arrive. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
622 You said he'd be hunting until Friday. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
623 How again are we going to steal cave art? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
624 See, the rich really are different! 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
625 Gentrification is going to force us out of the neighborhood. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
626 someday gloria, someday.... 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
627 Those McMansions are ruining the neighborhood. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
628 "He doesn't know us from a hole in the ground". 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
629 Now that is what I'd call a man cave. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
630 I still say our vertical cave has better feng shui. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
631 In retrospect, I suppose that a horizontal cave may have certain advantages over a vertical one. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
632 "Do you think this man cave thing is going to catch on"?? 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
633 He may have a window, but we have a skylight. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
634 I assume that's the infamous man cave? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
635 Well, look who's showing off his frickin' high-rise pied-a-terre! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
636 No woman to annoy him, plenty of room...I'd call it a man cave. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
637 The genesis of gentrification 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
638 His place is nice, sure, but at least ours is paid off. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
639 How the 1% Live 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
640 Now there's someone who knows the difference between a good shelter and a hole in the ground. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
641 Also deported due to an existing pre-historic condition. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
642 Mankoff needs a new hobby. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
643 He has his own man cave and he still isn't happy. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
644 I told you he'd cave first. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
645 There's less over head in the outer burrows. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
646 You know, it is easier getting in and out. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
647 Let him sulk as long as he wants. He DID NOT invent the hole. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
648 I'll ask the doorman if they have any vacancies. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
649 Who the hell told him he could live in our garage? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
650 ...And this is the safe house for The Oscars Accountant. 1.2478 0.05556 113 94 10 9
651 Moving into a tiny home was the best decision we've made. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
652 He says he’ll make this cave great again. 1.2478 0.05696 113 95 8 10
653 He'll cave in. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
654 Only if he throws the paintings in. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
655 So that's how the other half lives. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
656 Doomsday prepping is just a fad, Honey. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
657 They’ll never call me a ‘cave’ man. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
658 He's binge watching ...he hasn't moved in three hours. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
659 Why can't I have a man cave? 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
660 Keep your damn man cave; we've got a wine cellar. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
661 Nice. But I don't want a walkup. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
662 The cave market is a total bubble 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
663 The 1% may live better, but are they really any happier? 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
664 Maybe we should have gone for a highrise too. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
665 Just because he's in the oval office doesn't make him any less of a Neanderthal. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
666 He dwells too much. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
667 Great, there's only one guy ahead of us. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
668 We need a new real estate agent. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
669 I thought for sure he would cave. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
670 Here we have the allegory of the cable TV news cycle and yes, that is our president. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
671 I could never live in a high-rise. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
672 I would not live there. It's a real hole in a wall. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
673 Why does it get a man cave when we just get a manhole ? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
674 We definitely need to renovate. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
675 I always confused concave and convex. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
676 Smug, pseudo neanderthal, thinks he's better than us 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
677 "Horizontal! Brilliant! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
678 If this is China it looks very familiar. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
679 Just wait and see, a roof will cause cancer. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
680 What kind of loser would buy a place with such limited views? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
681 I knew he’d cave eventually. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
682 Just think, someday we could live in a home like that. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
683 I got him to cave in. 1.2455 0.05657 110 92 9 9
684 Maybe he's pissed because the New Yorker cartoon web site never works as it should! 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
685 Somehow he picked that hole up and attached it to the side of the hill! 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
686 On second thought, we should have just asked him what he's using this hole for. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
687 He caved quickly. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
688 But it doesn't collect rainwater. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
689 Maybe he's right. Maybe our place really is a hole in the ground. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
690 Sometimes he can be such a Neanderthal. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
691 Yeah it's nice, but there's no garage! 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
692 I don't think this is China 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
693 We need to find him a woman. Not a single painting in his cave. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
694 Honey, can I get a man cave too? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
695 I have no idea how a guy like that can afford a cave. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
696 He's smug now, but it will never catch on! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
697 I'd like to leave the hole, too, but we've got rent control. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
698 I told you he would be a terrible HUD secretary. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
699 I have no idea how he can afford that place. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
700 Looks like we need to find ourselves a new realtor! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
701 Ugh, the one percent. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
702 His friends have started calling him a caveman. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
703 They broke the news to him that fire had already been discovered. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
704 I guess he just got tired of being called Hole Man. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
705 Well Og, I guess no one likes to feel like the third...hey that gives me an idea! 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
706 Maybe we shouldn't have said three is a crowd. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
707 He's been stuck between that rock and a hard place all week. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
708 The HOA is in a hissy fit over this one. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
709 Maybe we should have called first. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
710 Honey, I guarantee you he used a realtor. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
711 He said we didn't know a cave from a hole in the ground. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
712 Some day we'll be able to move out of this hole-in-the-ground into a more cavernous place. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
713 I don't get it. If he's a cave man, what does that make us? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
714 I'm thinking that the sideways approach is better. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
715 I knew we should have bought when the housing market was good. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
716 He's waiting for the doorbell to be invented. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
717 Above ground living - it's the latest in new home design. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
718 That my dear is a penthouse. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
719 All I said was "don't reinvent the wheel." 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
720 Aren't you glad we downsized? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
721 Quick. Think outside the hole! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
722 I'm sick of him treating us like gophers. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
723 If he only knew there was light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
724 The security system looks primitive 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
725 What with the divorce and his kids off at college, you'd think he'd downsize. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
726 So that's how the other half lives. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
727 I want one of those 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
728 This is his idea of a guest house? 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
729 Imagine, no possessions... 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
730 Well, at least we have each other. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
731 Just what this neighborhood needs -- another hole in the wall joint. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
732 I should have majored in Finance instead of History 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
733 He's defying the cave bear just to make a point. 1.2381 0.05825 105 89 7 9
734 He calls himself a 'Cave Man'. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
735 You think he'll sublet? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
736 This is how it begins...gentrificavetion. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
737 This game may take a while given none of us know how to count. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
738 I have to pee. 1.2381 0.05825 105 89 7 9
739 Buyer's remorse. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
740 i wonder if he'll sublet. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
741 That idiot thinks he's Plato. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
742 How were we supposed to know, we've been living under a rock! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
743 How do you suppose he dug that? 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
744 Can you blame her? What a hole in the wall. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
745 He's in his man cave. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
746 He's in a time-out. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
747 She went gathering with his best friend. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
748 I heard the association fees are ridiculous. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
749 Personally, I'd say the man cave is just a fad. Soon manholes will be everywhere. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
750 I don't care for his holeier than thou attitude. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
751 He can't decide between the stone or granite. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
752 He's gone Paleo. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
753 He's binge-watching 'Bison.' 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
754 He needs to understand that you're a modern woman. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
755 Watching him would be more fun if he did something. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
756 He says volcanoes are a Chinese hoax. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
757 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of living in a rut. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
758 But Honey, we just can't afford that big a house. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
759 This new generation is way too pampered. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
760 This isn't the right neighborhood for an art gallery. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
761 I hate these stakeouts!He may never come out of there. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
762 I always enjoy watching "The Bachelor" 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
763 There must be an easier way to sneak out of your parents' den! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
764 Clearly, it hasn't got that balcony you wanted. I say we keep looking. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
765 Sure, hon, he's in the one percent, but we have each other. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
766 A high rise....do you think it will catch on? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
767 Hey, maybe that's why they call us cavemen. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
768 Come on, don't be like that. You are not a third wheel. What's a wheel anyway? 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
769 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
770 He's been refusing to use the hole ever since it became transgender 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
771 He's waiting for his big-screen TV to arrive. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
772 Australopithecus my ass. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
773 He's more of a hunter and pouter. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
774 should we at least leave him the recipe for fire? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
775 It took a little longer but we beat the toll. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
776 It's harder than they make it look on all those cave-flipping shows. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
777 Needs a stuffed mammoth head and a neon beer sign. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
778 He drew on the walls again. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
779 You'd think he'd be a little happier. He definitely had the better lawyer. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
780 He got tired of folks just dropping in. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
781 Well, yeah. But then we'd have to move uptown. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
782 We're not keeping up. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
783 Should we invite him to go to China with us? 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
784 Doorman building 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
785 I worry about him, Margaret. Since he lost his job all he ever does is sit at home watching cave paintings. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
786 Honey, trust me, it may look nice but it's a real hole in the wall. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
787 His hole loan was denied. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
788 He refuses to come out until the midterms. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
789 Why didn't WE think of that? 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
790 If the great spirit had meant for us to live in caves, he wouldn’t have given us holes. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
791 He's sure enjoying his Man Cave. 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
792 Yeah, but he's renting. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
793 This is why I don't like basement apartments 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
794 Big shot, so now they have a doorman, already. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
795 If it starts raining, I get back with Og. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
796 That damn 1%! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
797 She did say it was a hole in the wall. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
798 He thinks he's so fancy with that sideways hole... 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
799 He said he needs some space, calls it his "man cave." 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
800 His new place really is a hole in the wall! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
801 I've heard that he was the first Airbnb guest. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
802 Yeah it's more spacious but imagine the rent. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
803 She got the club and he got the cave. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
804 "Og was always a lateral thinker". 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
805 I told him an art degree was a waste of money 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
806 It's lonely at the top. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
807 Sideways. That's the way of the future. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
808 They say that style's better when it rains. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
809 He is so lucky to have a wall 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
810 It's always the real estate agents who snap up the best places. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
811 I like the design..no stairs 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
812 If he didn't paint on the walls, he wouldn't have to worry so much about people stealing his art. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
813 You said your dad would be asleep! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
814 Just wait! He'll be coming to us for water the first time it rains! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
815 I think we just invented surveillance! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
816 Gentrification always comes sooner than you think it will. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
817 I hate dragging you into this. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
818 I was hoping for more of an open-concept dwelling. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
819 He says he's something called an architect and that's the look of things to come. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
820 It's the newest concept. It's called a man-cave. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
821 The realtor says he might be wiling to rent. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
822 So that's what they call a staycation! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
823 If he's a "caveman," what does that make us? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
824 Well, he's right it would solve the rain problem... 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
825 I just wish we could get him to try eHarmony. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
826 I envy his upward mobility 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
827 He retired after writing Caveman for Dummies. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
828 Arches are so passé. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
829 It must be rent controlled. There's no other way he could afford to live there as a bachelor. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
830 You're right, the new units have no privacy whatsoever, you can see everything. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
831 Do you think he's pro or con cave? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
832 He refers to it as his "man cave." 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
833 I'll jump him while you take down the listing on CaveFinder. 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
834 He inherited it from his father! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
835 Yes he is sitting pretty right now, but wait until the next bear market. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
836 I thought the manhole was a great invention until I saw the man cave. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
837 Caves are just a fad. We'll always be known as hole-dwellers. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
838 I don't know why we bought a hole so close to your ex. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
839 You bet your hairy butt she's in there. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
840 Our GPS is just a tiny bit off.. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
841 You watch, they'll come up with a term like "cave man" for the earliest humans; "hole couples" won't even make the list. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
842 He got upset when I told him that there is no future in cave painting. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
843 It'll never catch on. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
844 "He spends all day there drawing pictures of his pets on the wall". 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
845 Well I think the location is better, but I don't like the looks of that doorman. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
846 Yeah but he gets to go to Mar-a-Lago on weekends! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
847 Forget it, Irene. Pete will never change. Not in a million years. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
848 He's been so moody since he went paleo. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
849 I tried to tell him they're just shadows. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
850 He says he's going to build a wall. 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
851 Is his club bigger than mine? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
852 Your ex-husband sure had a good lawyer. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
853 He's been set ever since he invented the wheel. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
854 I told you we should have bought before this neighborhood took off. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
855 He calls it his "man cave" 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
856 President Bannon. He's thinking again. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
857 I understand he represents a whole new chapter in history 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
858 Oh! Oh! I think your husband is on to us 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
859 He went full paleo 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
860 Poor guy's still upset about Lucy. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
861 It's newly renovated and they allow dogs. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
862 Nice place, but I doubt he'll look so smug with his foot in a tigers mouth. 1.2300 0.05835 100 85 7 8
863 He calls it his man cave, whatever that is. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
864 Good. Just a basic security system. 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
865 Sure, he's got a cave. But he's lonely. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
866 Look, a literal man cave. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
867 Hey, some day soon you and I will have our dream hole in the wall. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
868 What makes you think he has indoor plumbing? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
869 He wants to be first in line for Hamilton. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
870 We should get the name of his broker. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
871 I think the 'man hole' concept will live on long after the 'man cave' has been forgotten. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
872 He didn't get there on his own, honey... I hear he has some shady connections with the Neanderthals. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
873 I don't know why he's pouting; he got the cave. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
874 So far, I'm not impressed with AirBnB 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
875 Yes, close to subway, with doorman. But no concierge. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
876 Once again, we're in the hole, while Mr. High and Mighty is living in the lap of luxury. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
877 Do you think he might rent it to us for an hour? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
878 Nice! ...but could we afford it? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
879 I most certainly did not dig in the wrong direction. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
880 'At least we have each other.' 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
881 Now, that's what I call a man-cave. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
882 Our hole is cozier. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
883 Rich guys don't always get the girl. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
884 He calls it a mancave. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
885 He insists his wall art is an investment. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
886 I didn't expect there to be a cover charge. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
887 Leave him alone. He'll come out of his cave one day. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
888 If your husband sees us, our hole relationship is over. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
889 Damn, we're short! El Chapo won't like this.. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
890 It's 6AM I think he's about to tweet. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
891 Should we invite him below? 1.2211 0.05831 95 81 7 7
892 Yeah, but would you share with a family of bears? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
893 He went straight from hunting and gathering to border patrol. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
894 How did he get that passed the Condo Board? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
895 Sometimes I swear he's a Neanderthal. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
896 What's a third wheel? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
897 It is something new. He's calling himself, "The 1%". 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
898 When your father said he wasn't going to dig us out the hole this time, I guess he meant it. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
899 That's what I call living in luxury. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
900 Third Wheel? What's a wheel? 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
901 I told you horizontal holes were better 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
902 It's the 2nd Avenue line. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
903 We invent the hole, and he just sits there? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
904 Darn cavesteaders. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
905 He's watching the Flintstones--but on what? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
906 Can you believe that guy.. he's got a guard on his cave and charging to see his paintings . Like anyone will ever care . 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
907 I thought we’d like living in dad’s basement 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
908 Roofs are just a fad. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
909 Look at those new digs. I heard he made a killing selling dinosaurs short. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
910 He's just mad they picked someone else to replace Mankoff. 1.2211 0.05831 95 81 7 7
911 Pity he's had to close his gallery but, really, cave paintings are so last year. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
912 There goes the neighborhood 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
913 That's what happens when you live under a rock. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
914 That hole in the wall make our place look like a hole in the ground. 1.2211 0.05831 95 81 7 7
915 Personally, I prefer to live in the boroughs. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
916 I thought you said if we dug straight through we would end up in China. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
917 I tried talking to him, but he doesn't do that yet. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
918 He must be in a hard place right now... 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
919 You know, he might be onto something. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
920 I tell ya, the cave people are different than you and me. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
921 He's just sulking 'cause I told him his cave drawings looked prehistoric. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
922 He had a better architect. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
923 He's been that way ever since GEICO laid him off. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
924 Now this cave has been listed over 90 days, maybe throw out a lowball offer. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
925 Nice curb appeal, but could be drafty. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
926 Well, on the upside, we've invented the third wheel. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
927 Do you think he knows we're not in our rooms. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
928 It's on the first floor, but at least there's a doorman. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
929 This is the difference between vertical and horizontal integration. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
930 Clubbing takes so much out of him. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
931 How about "Caveman"? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
932 I just really hope evolution takes care of this kind of behavior before it becomes president. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
933 In his man cave watching the bears again. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
934 It's his new man cave. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
935 It's called a condominium. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
936 Ooh. He's got a high-rise. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
937 He calls it his caveman cave. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
938 All I said was, 'you're acting like a Neanderthal.' 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
939 Seriously? You think Neanderthals are cute? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
940 "Mankind's first conundrum,man cave or caveman"? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
941 Looks like he's having buyers remorse. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
942 I think it's one of those new high-rises. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
943 He's gone overground! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
944 Looks like Sheriff Arpaio has a new job. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
945 Your husband wasn't supposed to be back until the next Stone Age. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
946 How was that not PC? All I said was that he was acting a little too Cro-Magnon. Well, isn't he? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
947 Not my president. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
948 He's in his man cave. 1.2211 0.05831 95 81 7 7
949 He's thinking outside of the hole. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
950 Wow ! what an innovation . . . a horizontal hole 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
951 You were right Wilma, I should have used the assembly instructions. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
952 I caught him writing on the walls 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
953 Are you sure the invitation was for tonight?? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
954 I think Bob is taking this man cave thing a little too seriously. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
955 We overshot. This is Mongolia. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
956 Don't you think he's been in timeout long enough? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
957 This is the entrance, but he says it will be 2,000 years before the Second Avenue Line is completed. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
958 He still can't read the handwriting on the wall. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
959 Caves? Nah, they'll never catch on. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
960 Now that Glork's wife has left him, this place might come on the market. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
961 Ours is affordable. His is market. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
962 Guess Jim will be sleeping on the rock again tonight. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
963 Am I right or what? See how having a big, fancy house doesn't bring happiness? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
964 He just sits there all day watching cave drawings. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
965 He's got his man cave, I've got you. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
966 He still hasn't come to terms that they lost the election. 1.2151 0.05892 93 80 6 7
967 I don't know what he means by 'third wheel'... 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
968 Wow! Check out the penthouse! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
969 She got the mammoth. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
970 Southern exposure, and no water in the basement. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
971 Dry, sure, but I bet the cell reception is terrible. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
972 It's easy to get a fancy cave if you live to the ripe old age of 30, but then you're too old to enjoy it. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
973 He's in a man cave alone; I'm in a man hole... with you 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
974 Pssst...El Chapo...this way! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
975 Just watch, being a self-titled 'caveman' isn't going to fly when the bear wakes up." 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
976 Since when did they begin a cover charge? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
977 Does he know his door is wide open? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
978 The birth of the man cave 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
979 He keeps insisting there's no bear. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
980 Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the cave. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
981 Don’t tell me you’d give up nice digs like ours for a hole in the wall like his. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
982 Sure it's appealing, but above-ground living is just a fad. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
983 shall we tell him who really lives in that cave 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
984 He says he's got a bad case of tunnel vision. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
985 I told you he was gonna cave. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
986 Glerg is about to learn why we are called the clan of the cave bear. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
987 I'm worried. He's almost never leaves his man cave. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
988 As you can see, it is a one bedroom, with a doorman wall paintings, and a great view. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
989 What a hole in the wall... Maybe we should have him drop in? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
990 It's nice, but he'll have to give it up once he's married. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
991 Check out the convex arch. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
992 Think he'll sell? This housing market is crazy. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
993 Yeah, he has more space with the horizontal design but it doesn't seem to have made him any happier. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
994 Trust me, cave-dwelling is just a fad. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
995 That is Blargg's new invention--the man cave. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
996 I warned him. Chicks don't dig caves. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
997 At least we have a 360 degree view! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
998 And this is what a five star rating looks like? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
999 He doesn't want to lose his caveman identity. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1000 I don't know. It never occurred to me to live above ground. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1001 He's struggling with his post-paleolithic style. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1002 So that's what penthouse living is like. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1003 I just don't think living with a roof over your head is going to catch on. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1004 I'm so sorry I married you. Our house is a hole compared to your brother's. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1005 Maybe he's on to something. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1006 So sad, Vlad left and still no Godot. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1007 That's the trouble with modern architecture - No privacy. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1008 If you can afford all that, I’m pretty sure you can afford to pay someone to clean it. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1009 He's got a mammoth case of writer's block. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1010 At least WE know the difference between a tunnel and a hole in the ground! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1011 Wait until the HOA hears about this... 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1012 ...and it's rent controlled. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1013 Seems lightly guarded for such priceless art. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1014 When it's finished, this will be the 86th street stop. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1015 I can't help but feeling envious of those who own luxury holes 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1016 What a concept, a horizontal hole. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1017 I'm fine with fire and the wheel, but the invention of the bouncer is getting me down. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1018 Hmm. Modern, yet functional. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1019 Make up your mind; hole in the wall or hole in the ground. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1020 Don't be fooled, He didn't earn that. It's all family money. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1021 We may be in a starter hole now, but there is our future. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1022 It's just too long a stretch for him to see the light at the end of our tunnel. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
1023 He's teaching us that we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1024 Just wait for the next market crash and we'll get that place for a couple of beaver pelts. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1025 Sure, I'd like a roof, but not at those Brooklyn prices. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1026 I don't know how he can afford the rent. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1027 He prefers a hole-in-the-wall. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1028 He's watching jurassic park again. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1029 I wonder if he's thinking about the days before America became great again. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1030 Just what this neighborhood needs -- another cave. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1031 Our hole is rent-controlled. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1032 Isn’t it about time he hunted and gathered? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1033 Well, so much for your China theory. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1034 Modern architects are so smug. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1035 He's already invented fire and the wheel, I'm sure he can come up with a way for us to get out of this hole. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1036 Gentrification is just killing our neighborhood. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1037 I could never stand to be cooped up like that. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1038 That's one of those new prefab homes. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1039 Yes, it's strange, but at least his feet are dry. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1040 Don't you love his embrace of minimalism. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1041 Do you think this is China? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1042 He's still tweeting that the button he pushed said LUNCH instead of LAUNCH.. 1.2111 0.06220 90 79 3 8
1043 One final obstacle between us and the Bronze Age. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1044 Now that’s a man cave. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1045 We probably shouldn't have unfriended him 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1046 Living in a cave, what will they think of next? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1047 Aren't you proud that our son has moved up in the world? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1048 Do you think your parents will let us move in with them? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1049 I see he went with the open door plan. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1050 I guess he didn't find China either. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
1051 He just found out that he's been living under a rock. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1052 He's watching reruns of the Flintstones. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1053 I feel like he might be onto something? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1054 Just because he could put a dry roof over your head makes him a better man than me? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1055 How much for that hole in the wall? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1056 He says he is not going to come out until the next election. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1057 Cave dwelling will never catch on. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1058 He neither hunts nor gathers after the accident. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1059 What's his problem? He's got way more space than we do. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1060 He's said he's pretty sure the CIA can't bug him here. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1061 That's Og Trump in his first high rise. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1062 His "open concept" nonsense is as bad as his "wheel" and "fire". 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1063 “We’re going to have write AIRBNB. 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
1064 Bob's guest house isn't at all what I expected. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1065 He can't decide whether to evolve or just be another missing link. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1066 Ya know, for some reason I think his is better than ours. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1067 I told you not to mention politics. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1068 She gave him an ultimatum and he caved. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1069 It looks like another case of affluenza. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1070 He's turning into such a cave potato. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1071 Neanderthal is a trigger word, you know that. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1072 they call it 'open concept' 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1073 It's another one of his nutty alternative housing designs. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1074 I knew our place was a money pit. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1075 See?! I told you there is no reception in these caves. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1076 His hole isn't any holier than ours. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1077 He's movin' on up! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1078 His sideways hole design will never catch on. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1079 All I said was "You still think he is going to make America great again?" and he stormed off. 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
1080 He doesn't get it. Cave dwelling is history. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1081 See honey, not every neighbor's hole goes into the ground. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1082 We may never be grandparents. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1083 ``The guy invented fire. Now look at him. He can't get arrested.'' 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1084 Make him an offer? Lets just bash 'im in the head and take the damned place. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1085 It's spacious, but I bet he's swimming in debt. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1086 if he's waiting for the cows to come home, he's out of luck - they were delicious! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1087 Only one word to describe this Wilma, gentrification. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1088 I'm thinking White Pickett Fence, what are you thinking? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1089 For next year's vacation let's spring for the cave upgrade. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1090 Geez! So that's why beans aren't part of the Paleo Diet! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1091 Caves are SO ten thousand years ago. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1092 A concierge! Must be the new thing with these highrises 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1093 Man cave, it will never catch on. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1094 He's lucky because its under rent control. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1095 Nice man cave. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1096 We definitely need to move up in the world. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1097 Man. Cave. Man cave. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1098 I've become a whole man thanks to you. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1099 I knew we shouldn't have bought the floor model. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1100 Smart. Him make side hole. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1101 The party ended an hour ago and he's still here... 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1102 Moog wait to see how health care turn out before Moog go hunt. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1103 I told him I would feed him to the T. Rex if I ever caught him drawing on the walls again. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1104 Frankly I don't see the difference between a hole in the ground and a hole in a wall. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1105 Beware: he's calling it a 'man-cave' and inviting women to see his etchings. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1106 He's trying to make caves great again. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1107 It's nice, but I wouldn't want to live in a high-rise. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1108 I hear he's stepping down as cartoon editor. About time don't you think? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1109 Babe, I gotta get me a man-cave. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1110 one percent. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1111 He did say it was near the subway. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1112 Sure, but he doesn't have an in-ground pool. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1113 One really is the loneliest number 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1114 I'd be a caveman if my dad left me eight spears. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1115 He's so bourgeois. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1116 I hate this now. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1117 I'm not saying his is better, it's just different. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
1118 Trust us, horizontal caves are soo last century. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1119 Nice man cave. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1120 Well yeah, it's a bit smelly, but just look at all the space! I'm told he even has his own private outhouse hole somewhere around here. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1121 Bob's on a strict Paleo Diet, he can't even leave the cave. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1122 Look--it's the home we always wanted! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1123 Ha! Above ground living never catch on. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1124 Artist. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1125 I told him a hole with two is just as good as a hole in one 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
1126 I'm going to have to kill 2 more dinosaurs a week before we can afford to live like THAT! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1127 If there's a light at the end of the tunnel, I can't see it 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1128 We will just tell him the truth. We're his long lost cousins from the land down under. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1129 Well, I'll be damned. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1130 These zoning variances are ruining the quaintly primitive nature of our community 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1131 He's better at hunting than hiding 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
1132 They say he came into money 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1133 Made his fortune as a gatherer. His cave is luxurious--high ceilings, a skylight and an original painting by Og. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1134 That's brilliant. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1135 Singing the subterranean homesick blues. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1136 A cozy studio with tons on natural light. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1137 I hope that one day we too can move to a hole in the wall. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1138 Sure it's big, but can you imagine the rent? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1139 See. There is a wait. I told you that you should have gone before we left 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1140 He knows how to sit with his arms crossed--I'll give him that. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1141 Gentrification. What a shame. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1142 Grok moved in there yesterday and is now calling himself a "cave" man - like a cave could ever be better than a hole. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1143 He saved 15% on his car insurance then forgot to invent the wheel. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1144 Oh he's just acting like a big, fat Neanderthal. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1145 He's binge-watching again! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1146 As you can see, our facility offers a totally immersive Paleo experience 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1147 I've heard its somehow waterproof! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1148 His mother put him in time out for dragging his sister around by the hair. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1149 He said he needed some time in his Man Cave. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1150 I don't get it either...something about it being a better investment. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1151 It wasn't me who refused to live in some hole in the wall. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1152 Cave Man? What's that? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1153 I hope voyerism gets better in the future. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1154 You sure you see light at the end of the tunnel? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1155 He just wants to be known as a 'Caveperson'. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1156 When he moves, we are definitely upgrading. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1157 What's a menage a trois? 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
1158 Now that's what I call living it up. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1159 How ingenious, a caveman man cave! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1160 Pretty soon, this whole valley will be gentrified with caves. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1161 He wanted a room with a view. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1162 To tell the truth, I don't understand why you moved in with me, either. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1163 Look at Homo Dejectus over there. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1164 Honey, you don't want to have the most expensive house on the block. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1165 Grog seems like a good neighbor, but I can't shake the feeling that he's looking down on us. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1166 Maybe if we're nice he'll let us come over and watch his wall. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1167 Think he's checking IDs? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1168 Wow, and all the amenities that go with above-ground living! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1169 I was sure we'd come up in China 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1170 To me it looks just like another hole in the wall 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1171 His cave dwelling idea is definitely cutting edge. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1172 Do we tell him about Plato? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1173 Sure, bigger is nice, but then you have the commute. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1174 Let's make him pay for the tunnel. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1175 Yes, but we have each other. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1176 You want HIM for a sperm donor? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1177 He swore he'd never go in there—then he caved. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1178 We should have just paid the toll. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1179 I positively despise cold calling. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1180 Next time maybe you'll believe me when I say we should dig another fifty yards. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1181 We can't afford the mortgage. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1182 Should we tell him that it's just an allegory? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1183 Mankoff. He is now available on Thursdays! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1184 Yea, but he won't be happy when the rain blows sideways. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1185 That cave thing will never catch on. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1186 If he didn't want us to peep, he would put up drapes. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1187 He's looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1188 Damn progressives. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
1189 Time out again? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1190 And as soon as we domesticate the dog, he'll be in the dog house. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1191 It's nice, but I'm not ready for another fixer-upper. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1192 Nice guy, but he lives in a hole-in-the-wall. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1193 I hate our condo association. 1.2000 0.06217 85 75 3 7
1194 We crawled into a hole like he said, now what? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
1195 See honey, that's the kinda man cave I want. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1196 I think he's now called a 'caveperson'. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1197 He think we take him for granite. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1198 Damn! Never expected Congress to move so fast! 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
1199 We could invite him over but we'd basically be inventing the third wheel. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1200 But imagine what the association fees must be! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1201 Maybe it is gentrification, but it still looks like a good idea. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1202 He claims four thousand years from now it will be all the rage. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1203 He calls it 'gentrification'. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
1204 Wait till the HOA finds out. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1205 I heard he furnished it all in Mid-Century Cro-Magnon. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1206 He just stares at those paintings all day long. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1207 We need to save our rocks, get out of this hole and some day that could be ours. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1208 Sure, a cave is nice. But it doesn't have the fresh air and natural light of a foxhole. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1209 Man cave ground zero. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1210 How are we going to get past the bouncer? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1211 I told you kid, stakeouts are boring as hell... 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1212 Ever wonder what it's like to live in a rock, not under one? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1213 He calls it a penthouse! 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1214 You know something? His way might be better when it rains. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
1215 I think our neighboorhood is being gentrified. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1216 I hate these stake outs. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1217 Season 2 is not as good as Season 1. 1.1951 0.06120 82 72 4 6
1218 Neanderthals are so dramatic. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1219 He calls it thinking. I tried it, but it makes my head hurt. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1220 He said he's not coming out of his mancave until we invent football. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1221 We need a new realtor. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
1222 I don't think he would have any Grey Poupon. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
1223 I keep telling him, it's only for four years....or less! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1224 Sad. He used to play the violin for tips. 1.1951 0.06120 82 72 4 6
1225 He thinks in the future they will say early man lived in caves,boy what an idiot! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1226 Your miscalculation cost us the element of surprise. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1227 Modern architecture always seems so cold. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1228 I hear the upkeep on above-ground homes is murder. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1229 So this is binge watching? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1230 He's one of those volcano deniers. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1231 But you have to have sex with the bear. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1232 He's so ignorant, it's like he's living under a rock. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
1233 We are in over our heads. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1234 I suppose a hole in the wall has its charms, but you can give me hole-in-the-ground living any day. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1235 Maybe he doesn't knows how to count to 10. 1.1951 0.06120 82 72 4 6
1236 Yeah, but the mortgage is killing him! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1237 Artist. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1238 Cave dwellers are such troglodytes! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1239 You know, I had considered it, but the HOA fees were just too steep... 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
1240 It's just a fad. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1241 You may have to tunnel in to make it before curfew....... 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1242 What did the co-op board say he had that we didn't? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1243 He really did get the shaft in the settlement. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1244 First ever documented case of Empty Nest Syndrome 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1245 So then you said, "It's me or the man cave?" 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1246 He hasn't been the same since he lost his job doing those Geico ads. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1247 Granite may be the new look but I still like earth tones. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1248 It's a rental. Bearbnb. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1249 I call it the tunnel of love. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1250 Wow, so that's how the 1% live. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1251 Darn the gentrification - the neighborhood's losing all its old charm. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1252 Funny, I've always heard that it's bad to have a lot of overhead. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1253 Poor guy thinks a hole in the wall will sell. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1254 Well, it does look like it would keep you dry when it rains. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1255 Let's burrow to the left so we can watch his TV. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1256 There is always one man that has it all, honey. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1257 How long do you think it will take him before he notices that we've eloped? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1258 It's just a hole in the wall. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1259 Come on, HENRY, you know it is your turn to bring the hot water. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1260 This looked bigger on "Tiny Hole Living". 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1261 I'll present your offer to him, but it's low, given that it's 'Hole Adjacent' 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1262 Little does he know...that's the back end of a Brontosaurus 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1263 All that rushing...told you we would be early. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1264 That's not the same Realtor as last week's open house. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1265 We dug all the way through the earth for that? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1266 Interesting. I never would have thought about turning it sideways 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1267 It's his new invention called a horizontal hole. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1268 Oh honey, it's Al Gore. He tried to warn us! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1269 We've got to get out of this basement apartment and into a high rise. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1270 He only said that he'd look into it. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1271 He is single and he has his own cave. What a catch 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1272 How does he afford a cave on the salary of a neanderthal? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1273 Guess we shouldn't have called him a caveman. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1274 I promise you, Margaret. Someday we'll live in a place like that. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1275 He's been binge-reading those drawings for 3 straight days now! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1276 This plan made way more sense when we were high. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1277 Sure, he looks smug now, but I'm telling you, this tiny-cave trend is going to be THE next big thing. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1278 O.k. Fifty more yards and it's "Goodbye, Mexico." 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1279 I wish we could afford a cavedominium 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1280 He's some kind of nutty living above ground advocate. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1281 Single dad. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1282 Trump International it's not. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1283 Experts say that he is what Homo sapiens will look like when fully evolved. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
1284 Don't get evolved 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1285 He calls it 'horizontal living.' 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1286 He's just now realizing caves require more maintenance than tunnels. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1287 just as I thought, no fire pit. he completely overpaid. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1288 Hunters rights? What are we gatherers s'posed to do. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1289 It doesn't get any better than this. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1290 He's making us look like we live in the stone age. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1291 The troglodytes are ruining the neighborhood. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1292 He says that it's rent stabilized and he ain't moving. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1293 What does he know that we don't? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
1294 It's uncanny how he senses when the Graffiti police are about. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1295 Uppity Cro-Mag jerk. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
1296 I told you we should have used Tad and Buffy's real estate agent. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1297 How'd he make a horizontal hole? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1298 He said he won't move 'til the market hits 11. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
1299 We should have invested in caves in 2009. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1300 …close to cultural activities, great curb appeal…and notice the outstanding security system that make this the perfect starter cave for a young business woman like yourself. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1301 I wish he had the words to express how he feels right now. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1302 He calls his a single family residence. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1303 So this is the mansion we've been hearing about. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
1304 The moral high ground only looks good from this angle. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1305 "That's him, the leader of the "Hole in the Wall" gang". 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1306 Look? He threw his cell phone down. He must have crappy cave reception, again! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1307 He may have the cave, but at least we have each other. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1308 I didn't know that they had border guards at the tunnels too. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1309 Let's get out of this hole and into a nice place like that guy is living in. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1310 Prefab caves are really in right now. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1311 Plato loves those reflections. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1312 When it's rainy and cold who cares what Plato says about him. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1313 What's your picture doing in his cave? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1314 I heard he didn't drag her around by her hair enough. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1315 That's Plato? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1316 He says I can start dating when I'm 21. Then, maybe he'll stop guarding the entrance. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1317 Leader Chunk make travel ban, promise border wall, say neighboring Neanderthals pay for it in animal skins. Yet Chunk maintain ice bridge to Russia. Me no like Chunk. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1318 If he gets a boulder, are you gonna want a bouder ? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1319 I guess rock, paper, scissors is out of the question. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1320 Perhaps we should also dig horizontally. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1321 Another fight. She told him she wants to be the hunter. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1322 Look, how primitive! Isn't that a flip phone? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1323 He might be onto something with his sideways hole. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1324 He had a great idea for something called 'the wheel' but patent trolls drove him into hiding. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1325 We went to the other side of the world for this? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1326 He's seen his tax assessment, is my guess. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
1327 Do you really think we need that much space? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1328 He never goes out, he's such a cave man! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1329 Come on! Do it! Do it! Rub those sticks together! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1330 "How about a menage a grotte? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1331 We're not moving until fire is invented. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
1332 So this is what the future looks like? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1333 Trust me, honey, they all look smug before the saber tooth tiger gets 'em. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1334 This isn't what I thought he meant when he said we could have our own room. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1335 Mortgage collector stay low. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1336 If we get any closer I think he'll cave. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
1337 He's just going through a phase, honey. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
1338 Grogh promised him completion of the Second Avenue tunnel by spring. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1339 Four years him hunting Engineering at MIT, and him can't even dig a hole. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1340 Dar thinks he's better than us cuz he lives ABOVE ground. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1341 Enough with paleo, I'm off to Hole Foods! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1342 This is where he hides to avoid the news. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1343 We have the same tailor and the same barber. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1344 It looks impressive from the outside, but I bet it's hell to maintain. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1345 He won't be alone for long, that horizontal hole thing looks like a winner. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1346 "He calls it Hole 2.0. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1347 Honey, we aren't called Holemen 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1348 Do you realy think we can move to a better place? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1349 He's a terrible negotiator. He always caves. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1350 I told you we should have used a different realtor. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1351 It's Plato. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1352 He could really use a foosball table in there. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
1353 Maybe the basement suite isn't for us after all. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1354 I'd rather share our digs with a gopher than a tiger. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1355 Oh no, it's his press secretary. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1356 Dang! We undershot the mastodon carcass by at least 30 yards. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1357 Poor guy. He doesn't have a basement. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1358 I'm getting burned out on this whole Tiny Cave craze. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1359 He may be a great artist, but you'd never know by looking at him. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1360 He doesn't look Chinese to me either. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
1361 We're 40 paces short. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1362 I think he just invented pouting. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1363 Since Steve left, Breitbart just isn't the same. 1.1875 0.06186 80 71 3 6
1364 I wonder if his place is on Airbnb. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1365 The zoning board is going to hear about this! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1366 "This is the worst hide and seek spot ever! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1367 His lease expires at the end of the month 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
1368 He caved in, he used to be a holy man. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1369 It will make more sense when someone invents a big-screen TV. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1370 Like that idea will ever catch on, hmph! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1371 Cave good. Hole bad. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1372 Horizontal caves just don't have the view 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1373 So that's how the 5% live. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1374 I said 'Mankoff,' not 'man-cave.' 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1375 Yell 'Fire!' and let's see what he does. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1376 I heard he's a motivated seller. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1377 Keep your head down! Now he claims his man cave was wiretapped. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1378 Ralph is living in a hole in the wall! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1379 We should trade up 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1380 I told you horizontal was better! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1381 You could have had it all 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1382 I say we keep digging. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1383 He's obsessing over the environmental implications of a strictly Paleo diet 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1384 Poor Mankoff. He can't see beyond the shadows. 1.1842 0.06130 76 67 4 5
1385 I thought you said we'd end up in China! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1386 Mister big shot got himself a cave. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1387 Someday, his great great great great grandson will tweet mean things at 5am. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1388 He's guarding the wrong tunnel. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1389 He did always think he was above us. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1390 He's a fortunate survivor of the subprime mortgage crisis. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1391 Lets wait until your father falls asleep before you sneak into your cave. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1392 It's smaller, but we're saving so much on rent. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1393 I told you we should have gotten the horizontal model 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1394 Grotto, schmotto. I say he way overpaid. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1395 Where did he come from? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1396 What did he mean,that he needs his Man Cave? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1397 It's lonely at the top. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1398 They say not to have the nicest home in the neighborhood. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1399 You can't go in. It's his man cave. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1400 Lets just call it a man cave 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1401 Best not to bother him. Looks like he's watching the big game. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1402 How long did he say we're grounded? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1403 Looks like he is guarding the allegory. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1404 Poor Zoke: Still trying to ‘get’ the pictures on the wall. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1405 Nice place, but I don't know how he manages on his salary. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1406 A den's nice, sure, but the low ceilings? For what he paid? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1407 I'm telling you, Drak's place is a hole in a wall. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1408 He's become such a snob since he moved into the penthouse. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1409 That man looks surprisingly enlightened compared to Donald Trump. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1410 These single-dwelling cave owners are snapping up all the good open space around here recently. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1411 Writer's block. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1412 We low-ball, landscape, flip and score Big League. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1413 I don't like sleeping in the basement. It's time to ask your brother to find his own cave. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1414 The WiFi is very spotty. 1.1842 0.06130 76 67 4 5
1415 Dad's in a bad mood because he's hungry and can't find his club. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1416 His name is Jones. I suppose now we'll have to keep up with him. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1417 Thog jealous he no invent hole first. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1418 Cave Envy 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1419 Those new-fangled homes will never catch on. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1420 Marge, it looks like Bob won the bidding war. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1421 It is perfect. Let's take it. It seems to have a Room with a View. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
1422 Shouldn't we tell him that place has cougars? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1423 I'm telling you, Groundgette, this means we've got 6 more weeks of somethin'. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1424 Looks like he ate all the corn. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1425 Peking Man, I presume. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
1426 A Kinder, Gentler Ancestry: You distract him, and then I'll tickle his feet. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1427 he'll never expect us to attack from his bathroom 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1428 Do you think he heard us? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1429 He's looking zen. Gives new meaning to stone age. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1430 Man. Man cave. Marriage. Hole. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
1431 You're right, philosophy's a dead end. I'm changing my major. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
1432 He thinks he is so smart living in a fancy cave, just wait until the bear come back. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1433 I told you that Air BNB tenant was going to be a problem 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1434 Jeez, I hate stakeouts. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1435 He said, 'Me want me time.' 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1436 I think they call it a man cave. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1437 You know, I think he's on to sonething. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1438 I think it's something new called yoga. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1439 I suppose we are paying more for a co-op with a doorman. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1440 Your father is such a caveman. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1441 Sure, he's got more square feet but I bet his taxes are brutal. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
1442 Look at him - watching his new 52 inch painting in that bachelor-cave, not a worry in the Cenozoic. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1443 You took the dare, now run in, tickle his feet and dash out the other side. Do it! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1444 I think we got off at the wrong stop. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1445 Turns out he was just reinventing it. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1446 He might be on to something..... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1447 OMG! I love this game! We've just hit a one in hole! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1448 Gad - Were still in Mexico 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1449 Dad is about to fall asleep. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1450 He always acts like that when he doesn't get to go clubbing. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1451 Let's see if he picks his nose. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1452 I shouldn't have posted that on his wall... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1453 I can't believe we had to put him in time-out again. Sometimes I feel like we're raising a barbarian. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1454 See what he did there? He built his cave parallel to the ground. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1455 His wife lets him have a man cave 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1456 He says he won't come unless we get cable so he can watch The Flintstones. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1457 He was edged out for top White House advisor by Steve Bannon 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1458 Often overlooked in the history of great inventions, the man cave quickly supplanted the man hole as the place of warmth, security and self-reflection. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1459 Doesn't he know there's a hole world out here? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1460 He just inheritated it from his dad. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1461 Yes but how will he get that to fill up with rain like a proper living hole? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1462 He refuses to downsize. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1463 What did you ever see in that Neanderthal? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1464 You're right. He appears to be losing weight on this new diet. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1465 We are the 99%. And I think I just invented math. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
1466 And he thinks we live in a shithole. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
1467 He said he just needed some space. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1468 Me remember single life as being more fun. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1469 Maybe we should have gone "across" and not "down". 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1470 Why did we have to buy a vertical cave? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1471 The condo's fine, but I'd love to move up to a full sized house. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1472 Great, we're next door to some cave dwelling troglodyte. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1473 The initiation of humanity's first threesome. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1474 If you made more money, we could live in a cave! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1475 Well...One of us needs to remember our password... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1476 He says that for as long as I live under his rock, he will wait up for me. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
1477 He hasn't been the same since he lost the caption contest. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1478 I like it. It's hard enough just climbing out of bed every day. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1479 Maybe if we help him with rent he would get his own cave. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1480 Relationships are the pits, but it beats sulking in a man cave. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1481 The upper class sure has it nice. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1482 When I get out of this hole I'm going to be just like him. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1483 He hasn't come out since his breasts started growing. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
1484 I'll bet he doesn't have a wet basement 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1485 He just had brontosaurus so he has to wait 30 minutes before coming in. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1486 Look at that, he's got a big screen. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1487 He's not coming out until we invent fire. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1488 You wrong honey. Ogg no envy man sitting happy in cave alone, with no mate. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1489 Problem is, he doesn't know his house from a hole in the ground 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1490 See Gayle? I told you he'd cave. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1491 One day, all of this will be ours. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1492 I really want a man cave. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1493 The invention of the first "man cave". 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1494 Keeping up with Jones just got a bit harder. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1495 The GPS needs an update. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1496 He'll cave in. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1497 Someday this will be yours. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1498 ...and we were just a day late paying the rent... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1499 I heard he won the lottery. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
1500 I prefer sunshine, but it does keep off the rain. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
1501 Go ahead make it into an art gallery, see if we care. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1502 So far, his Workers Comp claim looks legit. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
1503 He's a damn fool. You can't live under a rock and expect to understand how things work. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1504 He was bound to cave in eventually 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
1505 Beats me? Some kind of reverse engineering. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1506 This is the Penthouse? 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
1507 See, they used to have huge houses and families. Those Neanderthals. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1508 Train! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1509 1st episode of "House Hunters" 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
1510 So he's rich. We’re the ones with a view. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1511 Cave dwelling is just another fad. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1512 I'm so over living in the basement. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1513 You distract him and I'll go for the flag. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1514 Someday we'll be able to move out of this "hole". 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1515 Maybe Plato's right: we're all just stuck in a cave, watching the world float by. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1516 Come on, Og. We're sorry we called you a No-manderthal! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1517 Legend has it that it used to be the Strategic Air Command headquarters, but now it's just a hole-in-the-wall night club. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1518 I don't think he's making it great again. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1519 He's still just a Neanderthal like the rest of us. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1520 'I vote we cave in and go for the upgrade'. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
1521 He thinks we're holier than thou. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1522 If we play our cards right some day we'll be able to afford a manse like that.... 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1523 Man cave for caveman. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1524 I just knew he'd cave again. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1525 I see your point - that *would* protect us better from rain. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1526 It's the latest thing . . . The Vertical Hole. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1527 Now we just wait for some data to collect. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1528 He calls it his man cave. Looks pretty Australopithican to me. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1529 Ferris will never invent anything, yet he thinks he's such a big wheel. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
1530 Yeah, but I hear his rent is through the roof. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1531 We saw the ad. Still rent controlled? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1532 Ugg takes everything so literally. 'Caveman' is so Pleistocene. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1533 We could tell him we're the visiting artists. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1534 He insists that possession is nine-tenths of something or other. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
1535 See! A rare sighting of 'The Petulant Male' in its natural habitat. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1536 How long before he caves in? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1537 He's in a time-out. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1538 His tunnel vision isn't working 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1539 Trust me, Jane. Our hole-sharing app will disrupt the entire cave-dwelling economy. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
1540 Ah, I want an open floor plan! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1541 But the threesome was YOUR idea! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1542 He's still upset about the Geico commercials. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
1543 It isn't just a metaphor. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
1544 If I had married Gronk I would be living in a big fancy cave instead of this stinking hole! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1545 This doesn't look like Canada. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1546 Let's leave. Only a Neanderthal would find this entertaining. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1547 He must still be president. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
1548 Now we live in a hole in the ground, but one day we'll move up to a place with a personal caveman at the entrance. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1549 I heard Kate won all the furniture in the divorce 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1550 Looks like they got a new bouncer. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1551 Conspicuous consumption. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
1552 Gronk no can play. He waiting for package from Amazon. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1553 When will we be able to afford our own cave? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1554 It would save on flood insurance 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1555 Well, he says he doesn't believe in volcanos. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1556 I see that our poor mayor has caved in to political pressure. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1557 Okay, so we live in a hovel. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1558 He keeps yelling about something called a border. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1559 So THAT'S how the rich and famous live these days! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1560 I think I like uptown better than downtown! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1561 He's really taken the Paleo diet seriously. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1562 Women. Can't live in hole with and can't live in a cave without them. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1563 A rare chance to see the artist conemplating his own work 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
1564 Sideways hole seems gooder. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1565 Ya, but where's he going to pee? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
1566 Don't worry, he won't see us. He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
1567 This started Nov. 8. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1568 Ewe, gentrification. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1569 Not fair. I don't want to play hide and seek anymore. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1570 Rumor has it, Hector is being considered as a new cartoon editor at the New Yorker specializing in cave man humor 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
1571 I cannot bear to tell him who lives there. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1572 The tunnel of love is guarded. What are we going to do? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1573 Pity, He's not picking up a wifi signal in there. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1574 He's waiting for Plato. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1575 Yeah, well, our unit comes with a parking space. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1576 We should be living like that soon because we voted for Trump 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1577 He said he’s gonna wait out the Trump administration, whatever that means. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1578 Forget him. He's a total troglodyte. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1579 All I said was, 'You draw like a caveman.' 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
1580 Sure it looks roomy, but how much is the rent? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1581 Artist's block. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1582 Gonna be a helluva teardown. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1583 Some day we will have our own cave. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1584 I understand his work was heavily influenced by the Pre-modernists 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1585 Yeah, that's it! We'll build a wall and make HIM pay for it! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1586 We got under the Wall but no immigrants are allowed in the cave. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
1587 He may have the man-cave but we have each other. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
1588 Look. There's Lytte, at the end of the tunnel. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
1589 what do mean you like his place better 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1590 So this is the lout at the end of the tunnel? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1591 Is he still looking at his shadow? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1592 Talk about stonewalling. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1593 Very First Neighborhood Watch 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1594 He's definitely waiting for a better offer. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1595 I told you that this suburban sprawl would lead to McCaves popping up everywhere. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1596 He calls it Affordable Housing 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1597 Post on you wall we're going clubbing tonight. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1598 So, now living under a rock isn't good enough for you, you want to live in one? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1599 I don't care if volcanic winter is coming. I won't cave. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1600 Name's Hugh. A real playboy. Lives alone in that big mansion. I hear there are a lot of wild bunnies running around in there. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1601 I want a man cave, too! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1602 I hope he has indoor plumbing. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1603 I wish I had a man-cave 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1604 He's refusing to draw. He ran out of his darkest black charcoal. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
1605 He's been moody ever since he became bipedal. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1606 Kids these days! Why can't they find a nice hole like their parents? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1607 Ok, his hole is better. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1608 You're right, Sharon . . . it doesn't matter what we do or how nice we are . . . to him, we'll always be just a couple of uppity diggers. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1609 So tell me again, what makes this a garden apartment? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1610 See -- we need a reservation. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1611 I think he wanted to be the inventor of the hole. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1612 China looks suspiciously like home. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1613 I can never satisfy you. I dig us this nice new hole and you are still always wanting something nicer. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1614 He says it's his Man Cave but I much prefer our Man Hole. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1615 Just tell him you need to use the bathroom facilities. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1616 He finally got Netflix. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1617 You go in first. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1618 At least he stayed true to his inauguration speech. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1619 He broke his wheel. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1620 I don't think he likes our new digs. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1621 Do we need a password ? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1622 How does he rate the penthouse? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1623 Oog wait for Godot. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1624 Maybe caveman Stan is right. 'Holeman' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1625 Hard to make curfew when time was not invented yet 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1626 We're in the hole financially, and our adviser appears to be in the dark. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1627 We can either tunnel further or pay the cover charge. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1628 If he keeps staying in there, he's going to give us a bad name. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1629 He wants to put in a rock climbing wall. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1630 We're loving your new guest house, Roc. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1631 AirBnB version 1.0 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1632 I think we might have just dug our own graves. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1633 Og's place is a real hole in the wall 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1634 He’s going to freeze in there – Fire won’t be invented for another 10,000 years. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1635 Man in cave. I like it. What do you think? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1636 He really thought Trump would make woolly mammoths great again. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1637 That's how fabulously wealthy the top one-third is. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
1638 Wrong stop ... we're in the Bronx! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1639 He said he was waiting for Godot!! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1640 He says he won't come out until we ditch the electoral college. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1641 I'll bet there's spiders in there. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1642 No Mensa membership his future! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1643 Uh oh, I forgot to renew our EZ-Pass. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1644 It's a hole new world. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1645 Maybe you shouldn't have told him cave paintings were abstract. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1646 I assumed you had discussed the benefits of an open marriage... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1647 He pays extra for the view. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1648 What's eating your dad? I thought your curfew was ug past oop! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1649 He's brooding. Let's invent the guitar and give it to him. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
1650 Bob's not such a great shaman -- we asked him to make us "whole". 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1651 Any other ideas besides tunneling past the guard? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1652 That's El Chapo. He took a wrong turn in his latest tunnel. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1653 They told him his work was derivative. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1654 He just sits there reminiscing about the great, old stories on the cave painting wall. He hopes we can be great again. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1655 I like our manhole better than his man cave. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1656 He's sad because he saw his shadow. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1657 What does he call that? A man cave. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1658 Do you still have cell reception in there? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1659 We tunneled under the wall for this? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1660 I thought they were installing E-Z Pass at this tunnel. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1661 Next his wife will want a she-shack. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1662 Cave 54 only lets in the beautiful people. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1663 Sure, he has a walk-in, street level apartment but the rent on our unit is less than half. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1664 A-frame? More like a-hole. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1665 Well, there goes our above-ground parking. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1666 I thought you said it was his poker night. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1667 I don't know what he means by 'third wheel'... 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1668 I just never pictured myself as a caveman. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1669 Well, I suppose it's going to be a fight to the death when I try to get the lawn mower out. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1670 I keep telling him to try caveman.com but he is living in the past. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1671 Someday Og and Bunga move to doorman building. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1672 I told him a wall wouldn't work. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
1673 "Hurry before Carl realizes were ditching him' 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1674 You call this a hole, look at that guy's place. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1675 Cave-painter's block. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1676 With him it's all me, me, me. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1677 Did anyone mention a cover charge to you? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1678 Perhaps we should have bought a condo instead of a co-op. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1679 Isn't that the President's new E.P.A administrator? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1680 I think I like horizontal tunnels better. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1681 Fine, I'll get an estimate for making our hole a horizontal. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1682 Do you think we can sneak by him ? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1683 Maybe it's time to expand on our game of "Hide". 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1684 I think 'time-outs' damage his underdeveloped self-esteem. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1685 His grand house doesn't fit the neighborhood. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1686 It's his safe room. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1687 All this genealogy dig up to find our ancestor, and it's Chuck, the neighbor! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1688 Why don't we move into a condo too. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1689 That’s not boredom; that’s the wave of the future. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1690 I agree, the secret to happiness is low expectations. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1691 I told you the exact change lane is never a good idea 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1692 Another Toll ! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1693 Did we miss Park Street Station? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1694 I'm not gonna tell him he's an idiot; you tell him. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1695 After several hours of reflection, Harry decided hide and seek was a silly game after all. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1696 ...not to mention bird poop. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1697 How can anyone live so horizontally? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1698 What a Neanderthal-- he just sits in his man-cave all day watching the Warriors vs. the Bulls. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1699 What are we doing in this hole? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1700 This just proves it. Being caveless is the pits. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1701 Could he be an ICE agent? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1702 Says his name is Donald and he was once president of the United States. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1703 Wait until he sees how much the condo fees are. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1704 See no wheel, hear no wheel, speak no wheel. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1705 We're not even going to look at it if it doesn't have a wine cellar. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
1706 Maybe we could have found a more appealing name than 'asshole' 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1707 Caveman laws are clear - you did unga bunga, he gets the house. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
1708 We'll worm our way in. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1709 You didn't put the summer cave on Airbnb, did you? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1710 "It's what they call a man-cave". 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1711 He has been acting that way since he came out and discovered fire. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
1712 I think we are 90 degrees off. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1713 Well, I guess it's pretty much the same in this side of the world too. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1714 Explain again how this time out thing works. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1715 I have to admit, I'm a little envious of his man cave. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1716 Not much of a Great Escape, is it? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1717 Homo sapiens? Here comes the gentrification. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1718 He won't come out of his shell. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1719 OK, now here's the plan. I'll hide behind a rock and make a noise like a wounded mastidon. When your father runs out to hunt me, you quick run inside. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
1720 I told him we can take turns. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1721 Yeah, it's ok, but he's got a balloon mortgage. He'll be out of there in a year. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1722 He was able to expand after just inventing this thing called a "Wheel"... 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
1723 He said he feels like a third circular disc rotating on an axis when only two are necessary. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1724 Good News! We've merged our un-close-able pop up on top of the new cartoon so it is impossible to see 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1725 At least his man cave has a roof. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1726 They call it "cave"...it's like a metaphor for a hole. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1727 The HOA is not going to like what Ralph did... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1728 It's his self imposed "time out" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1729 Don't you really resent the 33.3 percent? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
1730 I guess it was just a matter of time before this neighborhood became gentrified. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
1731 Should we invite him over? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1732 Maybe that way gets you to China... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1733 Sure it's bigger, but is he really happy? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1734 Wow, that’s a real hole in the wall. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1735 I told him that he was out of touch with reality, the term "Caveman" will never catch on. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1736 I guess he is waiting for someone to come view his artworks. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1737 He'll be the doorman, when they invent doors. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1738 I don't know what he has to complain about. Electorally speaking, his vote was worth more than ours. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1739 Maybe next election they will change their immigration policy. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1740 I hate those smug lateral cave digger types. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1741 Look at him, in that hole by himself. What a loser. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1742 Well, there goes the neighbourhood. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1743 His place is nice, but ours has an open layout. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1744 Why can't I have a man cave like that? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1745 You think we should let him know that there's a tunnel escape? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1746 He calls it his "Man Cave". Says that helps him to get closer to his feminine side! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1747 Mmm. Penthouse. I'm impressed. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1748 OK, you do the tease and get him out of the cave and I'll bop his head and we'll have the mansion! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1749 Doesn't look like he's going to cave. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1750 He must be the cave concierge. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1751 At least his place is a complete hole in the wall! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1752 He's mad because I told him it should be called person cave. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1753 Stick with me baby! What's a roof when we are living on love? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1754 Prehistoric prison break. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1755 Are you sure he's our relative? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1756 He is clairvoyant. He calls it his man cave. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1757 See? Money can't buy happiness. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1758 That's definitely a hole other matter 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1759 Look at the size of that place! You're lucky you don't have to keep house for him. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1760 Now that’s a man cave. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1761 He really wanted the sauna over the hot tub. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1762 One can only dream. Why does one man need all that space? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1763 Is this your definition of a better life. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1764 He won it playing Whack-A-Mole. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1765 He's upset because I'm beating him at survival of the fittest. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1766 He's a comet impact denier' 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1767 See? I told you Ogg now live in hi-rise. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1768 Damn, Bob got a big screen! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1769 Gee, I think we dug the wrong way. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1770 For last time, Torak, this not fire pit - is 'sunken living room'. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1771 He said it's called a man cave. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1772 It better look like us. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1773 "Hmm...Maybe we'd best just hang around here awhile; and see if anyone else is coming to Ougkh's cave-warming party?". 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1774 I told him to come to Canada with us. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1775 I bet he wishes he had a hot tub, too. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1776 He said he'd rather have a roof than walls on all sides. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1777 He calls it a "mortgage. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1778 What's he doing? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1779 It could use a fresh painting. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1780 So he's got a penthouse. That doesn't make him smarter than we are. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1781 See, I told you the penthouse wasn't so great. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1782 Take off your fur and go running by, and when he chases you, I'll go in and steal his wheel. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1783 He calls it 'The Great Indoors' 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1784 His name's Jones. Why do you ask? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1785 Will we own a penthouse like that some day? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1786 Internet down? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1787 So sad. Og's old lady kicked him out. He's calling it his man cave. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1788 Do you think it was something we said?? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1789 I thought that he'd be over the election by now. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1790 The Early mancave. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1791 Some day we can live like that. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1792 If that's so called heaven, I'm going back down. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1793 Observe! Sad, lonely man in his natural habitat. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1794 While your father is distracted, I'll show you my cave paintings. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1795 Okay so ours is vertical and his is horizontal......big deal! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1796 This is my dream hole, but I love what the Joneses have done with their place. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1797 He's just a whiny monogamist. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1798 That trendy Paleo diet he's on makes him kind of moody. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1799 Only a Neanderthal would think a wall is the answer. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1800 I like the open concept too, but especially the low maintenance and space for a man cave. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1801 They Say he made America great again, We're going back to China. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
1802 It's just not the same. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1803 Do you think we should call Blerg back from the time out cave? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1804 I'm starting to wonder if that cave is worth this "extreme vetting." 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1805 He still hasn't gotten over you! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1806 Was Siri stoned when she gave you these directions 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1807 Look, I'm sorry for calling you a Neanderthal. But if you don't come with us now, you might not make it past this Era. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1808 I know it stays drier in the rain, Loana. But a cave is just a sideways hole. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1809 Let's move uptown 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1810 I thought the A line went further than this. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1811 He thinks that new thing he built will catch on. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1812 I knew we should have dug sideways. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1813 See, I told you this was the right stop for "Thor's Hole in the Wall". 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1814 Still don't know why he built so close to the property line. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1815 Now that is what I call a starter home. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1816 You can use the cave that suits your gender identity 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1817 inventing the third wheel 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1818 Okay, so we've invented surveillance - now what? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1819 He insisted on open concept 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1820 The f***ing man cave. You just know he'll be in there for days now. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1821 He said how lovely it would be to have scenes of fighting men and Woolly Mammoths on the walls. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1822 No honey, you don't need a man cave 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1823 It’s his man cave, cave. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1824 Should we tell him the unisex bathroom is free? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1825 One of us has to apologize! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1826 He's refusing to evolve. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1827 Six more weeks of winter isn't THAT bad 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1828 He calls it "Williamsburg"...but who would ever want to live all the way out there? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1829 His property taxes are mountainous. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1830 There was no door! Why did you make us tunnel out? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1831 Genius! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1832 When the real estate bubble bursts, you'll see I was right about renting. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1833 Dude, you were right! I dug myself into a hole by getting married. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1834 Oooohhh...I love his feng shui! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1835 Darn rent control. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1836 You'll never get past your father without waking him up. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1837 That's the bouncer. He's got the best club around. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1838 It's called 'hygge', the Danish concept of living simply. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1839 Maybe I'm old fashioned but that modern style of architecture seems bizarre 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1840 You sure this is our stop? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1841 I guess he knows his house from a hole in the ground. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1842 Its a hole lot better over here. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1843 I admire his minimalist decor. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
1844 They don't know a tunnel from a hole in the ground. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
1845 I don't know what his problem is; all I told him was that his house was a hole in the wall. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
1846 These time-outs don't seem to be working. How old is he now? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1847 Wait for it - wait for it.....he's about to do absolutely nothing. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1848 Shelter, that's what I forgot. Our shopping list is food, clothing, and shelter. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1849 I really don't like this evolution business. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1850 I think he needs a light. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1851 Yeah, it was available when I moved in here, but it was just too bourgeoisie at the time. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1852 Maybe we should rethink this loophole idea. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1853 I'm starting to think his way might have some merit. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1854 The judge awarded Larry the cave, but I got to keep the vacation hole. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1855 Squatter's rights. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1856 I told him we were thinking of re-inventing the wheel. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1857 Cave man." "Man cave. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1858 He says mammoths are fake news. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1859 Zok's house is clearly better in the rain. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1860 Should we tell Bob his time out is over? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1861 You go shake your moneymaker while I sneak past and pee on everything. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1862 Maybe our fire pit is too deep. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1863 He bought the Penthouse when we went co-op. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1864 So much for your tunnel distance calculator app. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1865 People are so ostentatious these days. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1866 He always said he would retire by forty. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1867 He always gets all caveman when he's in a state. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1868 I wonder how he afforded the penthouse? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1869 My Dad said, if we watch our sticks and stones, we might be able to move out of this hole one day, and find a nice ditch. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1870 I hope your husband doesn't catch us! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1871 He's been so moody since he started that Paleo Diet. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1872 My older brother just broods in the man-cave, and I get stuck in the basement. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1873 When it rains I bet you'll wish you had married him. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1874 Lucky Og! New subway right by cave. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1875 I don't care what he says. We have the cave...he has the hole! 1.1452 0.06442 62 57 1 4
1876 Ralph, you and your stupid idea to dig to China! That looks like Uncle Bob in Boulder. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1877 I think we're just digging ourselves deeper. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1878 He'll cave eventually. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1879 And the above ground caves come with lobby attendants. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1880 Another four year hermit. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1881 Hurry. It's orange on top and fat around the middle. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1882 Why can't I have my own man cave? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1883 Perspective, it's all about perspective 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1884 And when I get to China? Then what? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1885 "You're against open relationships! But you two look so evolved. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1886 He has a better idea. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1887 Sure it looks bigger, the ceiling blocks all the light and water that falls from the sky. How is that an improvement? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1888 I suspect that he may be evolving prematurely. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1889 This Day in Real Estate History: The first househunters spot their quarry. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1890 He goes there every fall Sunday and stares at rocks. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1891 That must be where we transfer to the J 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1892 He branded it his "man cave." 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1893 Is there another entrance to your parents' cave? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1894 You wouldn't be in a time-out if you stopped acting like a neanderthal! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1895 He doesn't want to face the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1896 Sure, it looks good now, but just wait till after the election. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1897 He was dragging her by the hair--and her wig came off. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1898 Notice the symmetrical lines around the entrance. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1899 He thinks Climate Change is a hoax. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1900 This gentrification is out of control 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1901 It's where he goes to brood and be alone. He's calling it his man cave. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1902 Something about Neanderthals Going Their Own Way. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1903 Holes aren't fun anymore 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1904 ...beats living in a hole in the ground! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1905 Generations from now, they will look back on this day as the initial step, that led our species, to alternate world views. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1906 Is this the "light" I heard so much about? 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1907 Him draw dirty pictures on walls. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1908 It's just a passing fad. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1909 Early peeping Toms 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1910 Living in a rock is so yesterday. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1911 I say let him pout for a bit. As soon as he notices the size of the claw prints going into the cave I bet he'll think this hole is perfectly big enough for three!! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1912 He's holeless. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1913 GOOD IDEA HONEY . FROM NOW ON WE CALL HIM CAVE MAN . 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1914 Well....Yes, I think there's room enough for us. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1915 That's Jim. He lives in one of the outer boroughs. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1916 Oh, he's home. But he simply isn't answering our call. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1917 I like renting this hole. Plus cave maintenance is a pain in the ass. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1918 It's a zero-sum game. Diggers out, borers in. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1919 I told him Second Ave. 1.1452 0.06442 62 57 1 4
1920 He used to be a caveman in a hole, but now he's an a-hole in a cave. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1921 He might have a big house and everything honey, but is he really happy? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1922 He says they're easier to flip. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1923 I don't see that big of a difference between us and the 10% now. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1924 Trust me. Once he's in his man cave, he won't even notice you're missing. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1925 When did the Rockinghams get a doorman? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1926 I told you he had moved up in the world. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1927 He couldn't possibly understand what it means to be homeless. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1928 I guess it would be drier. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1929 It was hard work digging this escape tunnel. Now all we have to do is wait for the prison guard to fall asleep! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1930 It's 2007BC Grog. A year from now we'll be buying his cave for pebbles on the rocks! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1931 I think he's jealous of our new digs. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1932 "Your dad looks mad, what time was I suppose to get you home"? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1933 I bet you he's thinking about a way to comfortably stand up in that cave. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1934 He has been depressed since his ex-wife took his dog. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1935 So, that's where Bob Mankoff got to ... 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1936 He's got the Yabba Dabba Blues. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1937 I knew she'd left him the moment he chiselled his status as 'It's complicated.' 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1938 He has been sitting there since Trump took the office. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1939 We'll always be kept down by the 1%. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1940 We tunneled under the wall for this? 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1941 Troglodyte! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1942 Isn't this where we started? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1943 Remember, honey: it's best to have the worst house on the best block. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1944 We told him. Couples that burrow together, stay together. But he didn't listen... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1945 Zog, please stop drawing on the walls and come to dinner! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1946 I've never been a Cave Man." 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1947 it said "super host" on airbnb 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1948 Another twenty feet of digging, and we could have claimed squatter's rights! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1949 Separate bathrooms, too? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1950 It's his own fault really. She told him if he called it his man cave one more time she was out of that hole in the wall. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1951 I'm just saying--if you're really serious about painting it gets a lot more light. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1952 If I was a betting man, I'd say he knows about us. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1953 Come on, are you a caveboy or a caveman? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1954 Damn gentrification! Thank god for rent control. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1955 Honey... Can I have a Man Cave too? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1956 He looks lonely in that spacious, dry, and comfortable cave all by himself. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1957 Doesn't look exactly like the Tunnel of Love to me. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1958 His boss discovered firing. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1959 Being 18 and moving out of the cave isn't as good as you thought, huh? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1960 Got trumped? 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1961 I knew we should have kept digging another couple of days. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1962 He swears he still doesn't regret voting for Trump. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1963 I don't think he's realized that we've escaped yet. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1964 We could manage the deposit, but the payments would leave us "cave poor". 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1965 I still can't believe he has a TV 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1966 I don't think the new style home will ever become popular. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1967 I told you he wouldn't be into it. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1968 Should we go back for him? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1969 We missed your curfew. Your dad's gonna clobber us. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1970 He's waiting for his Amazon bride 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1971 We have to stop meeting like this, your husband is getting suspicious. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1972 Yep, looks like he's still mad because he thinks I stole his wheel invention. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1973 He said it comes with free wifi. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1974 It STARTS with the cave artists, but next year we'll paying through the nose for a converted lion's den. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1975 I think we should go back. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1976 He's not coming out until we give back his Twitter access. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1977 He wanted the painting a little up and to the left. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1978 "Ooh. I make stone tools. I'm a technologist." It's guys like him that are making this neighborhood unaffordable. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1979 You knew I wanted a man cave. Instead, we ended up in this S*#t Hole. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1980 Show-off. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1981 You just wait. He'll be back down next eruption. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1982 I don't know. This horizontal thing might just work! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1983 Excuse me, Mr. 'I've evolved beyond you.' 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1984 We may be down and out, but at least we have each other 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
1985 Ticky Tacky, if you ask me. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1986 Oh great, just what we need. More gentrification! 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1987 Today is not the day to tell him. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1988 I'm calling it his "climate change denial" cave. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1989 Sure he lives in a big house, but he has nobody to share it with. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1990 Peek-a-boo! We see you! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1991 He calls it 'yoga.' I say it's lack of initiative. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1992 He said he'd come back when everything isn't rigged. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
1993 Don't worry. He'll grow out of it. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1994 Just once, I'd like to come to one without a "Spare change?" guy! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
1995 On top of that, he has great health insurance. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1996 Just so derivative. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1997 Just insist that, "It's not what it looks like!" 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
1998 Daddy didn't name him 'Donald, Jr.' for nothing. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
1999 I guess Airbnb isn't for everyone. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2000 He couldn't monetize the hole, but he thinks he can monetize the cave. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2001 What an ingenious solution to the problem of getting stepped on by a mammoth! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2002 Can you believe it? He calls it a man cave. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2003 Penthouse dwellers think they're so superior. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2004 The place gets good light but I told you the heating bill would keep him up at night. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2005 Now he has much more room to paint! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2006 Look at him, hanging out in a cave. He's going to give us all a bad name! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2007 Do you think he'd sublet? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2008 Sure it's big, but that modern construction won't last 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2009 Two words Ogg: planned obsolescence. Next year they'll come out with something way better than caves, and you'll be stuck with buyer's remorse. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2010 Great. Last time you beat him at checkers he stayed angry for ice ages. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2011 Like I said, it's a doorman building just a few steps from the subway. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2012 He looks nothing like me. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2013 Face it, the future is in archaeology. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2014 This unit comes with a Neanderthal husband. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2015 And this is the Penthouse" suite 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2016 Probably has a heart condition 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2017 He's been that way since that cliffhanger on The Flintstones. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2018 Your husband is onto us 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2019 Do you suppose Obama wiretapped his office too? SAD! 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
2020 He does this to get out of cleaning the toilet. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2021 No problem. We have TSA Precheck. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2022 Of course he'll like you. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2023 "Do you think it's the last stop on the Second Avenue subway? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2024 It's a designated sanctuary. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2025 I guess we had tunnel vision. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2026 He must have received a raise. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2027 Don't say the word tire. Just tell your dad we ran into a big pothole. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2028 Oh, oh. It's gonna be a cave pitch. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2029 We’re here. Get ready for four hours of saber-tooth stories. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2030 Size isn't everything 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2031 He seems to prefers horizontal over vertical. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2032 C'mon...Stop being a volcanic denier! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2033 He says it's not a Neanderthal ban, just a pause. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2034 Darn millennials. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2035 I don’t want to live at my dad’s. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2036 He's thinking of reupholstering. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2037 He's been sitting there since Nov. 5th 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2038 Alas, the third wheel was invented. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2039 What's so appealing about having a roof over your head, anyway? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2040 Aren’t we ALL a little tired of living on a ‘miniature’ golf course? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2041 I like moving up to a cave, but I don't like the look of the real estate agent. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2042 It appears that Monsieur Lascaux has a dose of "painter's block". 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2043 I call it 'surveillance'. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2044 I think it's called an alternative hole. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2045 When's check-in at our Cavebnb ? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2046 See... I told you Marvin became the very first person to give up on life and become a hermit! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2047 No business plan so far. Just "Golden Arches." 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2048 Maybe someday we'll get out of this hole and into a rent-controlled cave like Grunk. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2049 I hate it when your brother just drops by. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2050 I"m going in. Text me if he wakes up. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
2051 What a troglodyte. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2052 We found it! The original man cave! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2053 So this is Rocky's idea of thinking outside of the cave? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2054 He mad he no win cave painting contest. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2055 In any event it will preserve his paintings. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2056 It's a seller's market. He's holding firm. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2057 A tin cup and violin and he's all set 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2058 I do not think it is a cliché, yet. But we seem to be caught between a rock and a hard place. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2059 It's touching that he still sits there waiting for Godot 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2060 He thinks he can become friends with a Russian Bear! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2061 It's just a phase. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2062 I told you Jim's too mainstream to go underground. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2063 I told him it was his turn to hunt and gather. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2064 I know we're "gentrifying" the neighborhood, but the rent on this hole is dirt cheap. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2065 Ever since his wife left him, he's just holed up in his man cave watching his drawings. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2066 I thought Neanderthals were extinct ! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2067 I'll admit, it is a nice bachelor pad. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2068 Nice, yes, but Donnie didn't earn it, he inherited it. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2069 I'm sure he wants to sell. Let's offer him another five clams. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2070 I'm sure you'll agree that "Pit-Person" is way more inclusive. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2071 Wouldn't know us from a hole in the ground. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2072 Today's youth are too soft - with their fancy caves and fire. A wet hole in the ground is good enough for me. When I was young... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2073 He doesn't want the wind to mess his hair up. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2074 He might be on to something with his horizontal cave. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2075 It's only a cave drawing -- how much inspiration does that take? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2076 THIS IS WHERE THE TUNNEL VISIONARY LIVES 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2077 "Hey, you should drop in sometime". 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2078 You can stay out here if you want, but Gogg has convinced me: I'm going to cave in. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2079 Where do you think it goes? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2080 What's with these people? Living above ground? And calling it progressive? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2081 I'll ask him if we could rent it for our honeymoon. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2082 Krog want to be caveman instead of potholeman! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2083 A cave drawing is never done, just abandoned. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2084 It seems that guy doesn't know about this underground party, talk about living under a rock. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2085 Whoever discovered beans last week needs a clubbing. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2086 He went long on the Ice Age and now he just can't adapt. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2087 I knew I should've taken what was behind Door #1. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2088 I dunno either. Told me he was hoping to flip it! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2089 Hey Bill, did you see Trump's latest tweet? 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
2090 Is there a back door tunnel, so we can avoid your dad ? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2091 I told you, I'm not coming out. I know 'bunkers' are the 'new caves,' but I'm just not ready for that kind of progress. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2092 It must be rent-controlled 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2093 We dug all the way to ancient China. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2094 Lateral thinking. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2095 Maybe we should have moved to Canada. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2096 Apparently the ratings are down for "Caveman Apprentice." 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2097 He's bummed because the Cavern and Loan market just collapsed. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2098 He's acting like a caveman, not a hole-y man. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2099 Gender neutral bathrooms make him uncomfortable. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2100 She lets him have his cavemancave. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2101 He can join us when he has been "extremely vetted." 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2102 Look at him in that sprawling cave. He'll never know the simple joy of living in a tiny hole. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2103 He always gets this way during the rainy season 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2104 Your GOOD NEWS BOX is bad news because it's blocking the cartoon, the finalists, and the winning captions. So please don't enter this as my CAPTION. Just correct it ASAP! Thanks! 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
2105 Hey Plato, the sun is shining. Put on your shades and come out. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2106 He invested in wheel technology when we already have a subway. Sad. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2107 That's the guy who invented the phrase "Three's a crowd." 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
2108 I feel sorry for anyone having to live on a ground-floor apartment. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2109 This is kinky, even for us. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2110 Oh, he see's us alright, he's just working out how to use this new thing called passive/aggressive behavior. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2111 I told him to stop waiting. Godot's come and gone. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2112 Although he doesn't agree, we still got him to cave. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2113 Okay, fine. I'll cave. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2114 It’s a shame volcanoes are a partisan issue nowadays. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2115 I think it's time for him to get "un-grounded" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2116 No, honey you've got it wrong. There's just another tunnel at the beginning of the light. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2117 Should we tell him they moved the train underground? 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
2118 The view's nice, but I hear they're drafty. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2119 We wait here until he finish watching his cave paintings. That's where he get all of his facts. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2120 Thor, don't be so stubborn, come hole up with us 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2121 I have a really weird idea—why don't we start a fair housing administration? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2122 Sure, I'd like a man-cave, but we're in pretty deep already. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2123 Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2124 He's willing to rent for three carcasses a week; I'll see if I can get him down to two. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2125 My mother warned me you would be an underachiever....." 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2126 They'll be calling that the one percent. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
2127 Isn't that the same weirdo who claims we evolved from monkeys? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2128 Him think him SO big. Me think volcano-proof housing many moons ago, but me fail to incorporate. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2129 Do you think he's still mad we went to China without him? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2130 Should we tell him the groundhog already saw his shadow? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2131 Don't go in! He says it's his Tunnel of Love. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2132 Who knocked him up to the stone age? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2133 What, you expect me to build a wall? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2134 WE were causing painter's block?! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2135 The first ever realtor at an open house... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
2136 Since Gog woman leave, him not hole man. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2137 Talking to a cave bear is OK, but is it Russian? 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
2138 Is that a strapless hide? So 20,000 years ago. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2139 I told you he's a confirmed troglodyte 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2140 So much for our holistic approach 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2141 At least he made his own cave great again. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2142 Gotta love his beard! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
2143 I'mma get us a sick-ass cave like that one day, babe. Matter of fact, hand me that rock. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2144 His man cave came unfurnished. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2145 'I not know Uluk had door man!' 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2146 Looks like six more weeks of fornication! 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
2147 He not like called 'Hole Man.' 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2148 Need own cave man cave. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2149 It'll never catch on. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2150 I don't know about this one - it's airy, but does it have a basement? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2151 He's "Contemplating" something. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2152 He's been depressed ever since Ogg tried to convince him that climate change is caused by dinosaurs. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2153 Looks like the Guru is in time out! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2154 You’re the one who wanted a convertible. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2155 These new high rise homes will never catch on! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2156 Healthcare unbelievably complex. Zog no happy. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2157 A glimpse of how the upper 1% lives. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2158 You shout his name, and then we'll both duck for cover. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2159 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2160 All the cool apes are doing it. He's just a slow evolver. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2161 The Neanderthal percentage in his DNA results was higher than he'd hoped. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2162 He said it leads to something called the BMT Brighton Line Subway. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2163 Trust me, standing caves are all the rage now. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2164 The bastard keeps humming, "Everybody Must Get Stoned," it's driving me crazy. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2165 Looks like we still have a ways to go. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2166 Futurists say that eloping will be much easier when it requires only a ladder. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2167 Ahh- make hole in side of earth! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2168 It must be nice to have a roof over your head. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2169 He keeps mumbling something about a meteor shower. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2170 Damn gentrification! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2171 People like him is why were're called cavemen and not pitmen. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2172 Ugg ..don’t see shadow. Me forecast 6 millenia more housing inequality!” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2173 I told you...if we just kept digging we could get out of here. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2174 Next thing you know, we'll all have to get indoor plumbing. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2175 All of these above ground caves have totally gentrified the neighborhood. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2176 He is border tunnel control. 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
2177 First the Paleo Diet, now a man cave. This neighborhood's definitely getting gentrified. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2178 The Caveman Club apparently lost its liquor license. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2179 Frank has been sulking ever since his T-rex ate his homework. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2180 Mike is taking his Paleo diet a little too seriously 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2181 Only 1336 days left. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2182 Groc has decided to live above ground. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2183 He discovered fire and all you came up with was the hole. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2184 Great. Another Neanderthal." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2185 Paleolithic helicopter parenting 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2186 How does he get such good reception? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2187 So Grok left the hot tub to sulk because I told him his cave drawings were amateurish? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2188 Well, I've always said Drog was a "think outside the hole" kinda guy! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2189 Atuk and Lunda find the first Tunnel of Love guarded by their annoying single friend, Grump. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2190 He's watching 'The Flintstones'. Fred's his hero. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2191 He seems happier since he closed his Facehole account 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2192 Maybe man caves aren't all they're cracked up to be. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2193 I knew thedrawing of the space ship I saw would interest him 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2194 That guy thinks he's so great since he moved out of The Hole and into The Cave. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2195 They move into one of these new highrises and they forget their roots. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2196 How does he afford the rent? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2197 Watch for the giant golf ball. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2198 Look at him, he thinks he’s better than us 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2199 Thorg suffer from social anxiety disorder. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2200 He's upset because I took his iPad. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2201 Hot tubs give Gerald folliculitis. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2202 Sure, maybe it's roomier than ours, but just think what the heating bills alone would be on a place like that. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2203 He's meditating. It's supposed to relieve stress. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2204 Maybe we should go around back 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2205 What do you think the square footage is? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2206 Looks like bad Og is in another 'time out'. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2207 He tried to invent golf. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2208 We can’t play hide-and-seek, I just realized Bultar doesn’t know how to count. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2209 It's called the cone of silence 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2210 Yeah - I like the open floor plan too, but lets redo the entrance. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2211 Eve, where did he come from? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2212 Today they are crossed. Yesterday he held them up to the sky. What do you think he's up to? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2213 His architect is so cro-magnon 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2214 He wants us to join him in his pied-à-terre for a ménage à trois. Merde! Non! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2215 He told me he's definitely going with the cave, but that he wants to rent at first to see how he likes it. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2216 Wow...he dig hole through rock. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2217 That surely isn't the tunnel of love! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2218 He's been depressed since someone called him a spelunker. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2219 The invention of the third wheel. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2220 He found his safe space. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2221 Bob! Come on, your mani/pedi must be dried by now! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2222 Its just a roof over his head 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2223 He invented the third wheel. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2224 He's living outside the burrow. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2225 Sulking won't change his illegal status. He should hide like the rest of us. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2226 He's going to cave in any time now. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2227 Like us, he seems to be waiting for America to be great again. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2228 This doesn't look much like the Hotel California 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2229 Putt! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2230 Come join us, the primordial ooze is just right. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2231 Grab a drink after the stakeout? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2232 He obviously hasn't discovered tinder yet. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2233 Look, the one-percenters get their own cave! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2234 So smug with that roof over his head. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2235 He doesn't look Chinese. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2236 Sure he has a nice place, but my 401k offers a brighter old age. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2237 Honey, you have to get over your cave envy. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2238 Ya think he built that wall? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2239 Think We'll be able to live in the penthouse suite someday. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2240 Hmm, sideways hole better for binge-watch. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2241 Sure, it's disruptive. But can it scale? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2242 What is he missing more, you or your club sandwiches? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2243 I hate imminent dominance. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2244 Ok, well we'll check on you in 2020 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2245 Blackbeard's "International Waters" Olympic diving team practises off the coast of Somalia. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2246 He's upset because his girlfriend called him a caveman. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2247 He'll be back. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2248 Are we in time out or is he in time out? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2249 He's been like this for eons. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2250 We can't all discover fire, Jim. It's time to move on 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2251 Your dad still thinks he can stop you from eloping. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2252 HE LOVES HIS MANCAVE. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2253 I honestly couldn't take one more invite to Throgg's DJ night. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2254 That's too much house for him. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2255 Claims squatter's rights. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2256 You mean there was only one guard? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2257 Do you think he has finished tweeting yet? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2258 I told you he was acting like a cave man! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2259 You're right. Money can't buy happiness. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2260 Once a cave man, always a cave man. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2261 Can you imagine he got it for $1500.00 a month furnished 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2262 I told you we needed another bathroom 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2263 Thirty more feet and some polished quartz, we can stream all the cave paintings we want. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2264 9 for elevation, 8 for execution, 0 for leaving the pool. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2265 He really does live every day like it's his last. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2266 Actually, I think a cave is better than a hole, especially when it rains. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2267 Nobody's warned Juan about the ICE age. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2268 Let's book for one night. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2269 Poor guy. Lives in a rock. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2270 Big deal, Ugh says it's only a bath and a half and there's no AC. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2271 It's now an aspirational neighborhood. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2272 I heard it was a steal. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2273 All that digging, for him?! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2274 It's true what they say, location is everything. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2275 Spa's working better than the hot tub today. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2276 I bet his furniture doesn't fall right to the bottom. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2277 The good news is he sleeps during our waking hours. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2278 He thinks his echo is his long lost twin brother. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2279 "You can see the advantages, Gork". 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2280 Do you think he's watching the game? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2281 His whole life has been turned upside down since he found out he isn't a Neanderthal 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2282 He calls it 'three walls and a roof,' but it will never catch on. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2283 Subways... tunnels... why does Robert Moses get credit for all of this?! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2284 He's checking ID's. It's a lonely job. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2285 That's crazy Holland. He digs a little every day. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2286 He insists it's his man-cave... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2287 He's not the hot tub type. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2288 He's upset his cave painting class was cancelled. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2289 I hate these new time-outs. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2290 Pitted against tunnel vision. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2291 For that price, I'd insist on cross-ventilation. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2292 He's just in a slump. Artist's block. It happens. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2293 This timeshare is always rented at this time of year! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2294 Fire is a hell of a drug. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2295 The world's ending anyway. Can't we just pay the cover charge? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2296 I don't think he's a mole. But I do think he's a rat. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2297 Banishment to the latrine, so primitive, so Neanderthal... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2298 His bunker really is better than our bunker! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2299 Only a week into Lent and he's already caved... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2300 He's so pouty. There is room enough for all of us in this hole. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2301 Don't worry, he'll cave eventually. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2302 How come Gork got the penthouse? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2303 All right, here's the plan... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2304 Betsy called him a Neanderthal. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2305 Come on in... you can have the hole tub to yourself. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2306 Oh, it's that kind of bear cave! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2307 He's just been evicited. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2308 So, that's all that's left of Herman's Hermits? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2309 That guy? He's not the sharpest tool, can't hardly keep up a conversation. I was, like, "You never heard of that? What, do you live in a cave?" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2310 I'll never understand tectonic shift denial. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2311 Well i hope the kids don't look like your mother 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2312 So, Mr. Sideways Hole thinks he's better than us. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2313 His body English isn't helping.... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2314 He says he's going to invent "painting" someday, whatever that is. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2315 Why does he keep calling it a 'man-cave'? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2316 Someone should tell him Trump is out of office. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2317 I think it's a HUD home. 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
2318 Should we cave? 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
2319 His does have an advantage if it rains or there is a nuclear attack. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2320 This club has the best weed in town. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2321 So this is what he calls 'a cozy in-law unit.' 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2322 Doesn't look like any penthouse to me. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2323 Looks like Nick from The Bachelor still didn't find a wife... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2324 It'll never last. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2325 Do you suppose he even knows how to hibernate? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2326 You just can't trust a man who doesn't like a good hole. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2327 Yeah, he may be alone, but at least he has a roof over his head! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2328 C'mon Steve! Gloria and I are just friends! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2329 Morris! We're coming through the back door! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2330 Everyone needs some alone time. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2331 rent control trash 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2332 There’s no flat screen in there, just look at the shape of the wall. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2333 Fred doesn't look very happy, but it might be a better way to avoid the rain? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2334 Yeah, but can he dig? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2335 He claims it is evolutionary progress that he lives in that hole. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2336 You wife says you can come home now. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2337 He's hoping there's a no-show for Allegory. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2338 He thinks he can keep his cave warm without digging for fossil fuels. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2339 Caves?! Who does this guy think he is? Martha Stewart? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2340 Do you think he's sad because we erased his cave paintings? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2341 I suppose we have to invent privacy too. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2342 I hope he's praying for a barber! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2343 Christina and Tarek call it flop. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2344 That certainly would be a step-up in our accommodations too! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2345 Mary, Peter needs a new tool... If I had a hammer... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2346 It's just plain unfair for a horizontal hole to go to just one man. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2347 I knew we should have taken a left at Cheektowaga! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2348 He is agoraphobic. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2349 He seems vexed, even though he's concave. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2350 He's innovative, that's for sure. He is moving his home above ground, and he's giving it a name-Trump Tower. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2351 He's waiting for the completion of the new Hudson River tunnel. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2352 Waiting for the electrician. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2353 Fine, let him go sit in a cave and see how far he gets in this world. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2354 What kind of animal lives in a hole like that? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2355 Frankly, I think the ground floor is overrated. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2356 It was at this point in history that scientists believe the Prairie Man left the safety of its burrow for some “me time” in caves. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2357 He said no couples in his man cave. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2358 It looks like our new cavebnb guest has arrived. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2359 "He is such a modernist". 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2360 Hide and Seek was tricky before counting was a thing. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2361 I thought it was your turn to pay the rent last month. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2362 Oh, no. Another McManCave. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2363 We've been waiting out here for so long and he still hasn't CAVED in!!! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2364 We just ruined his sidewalk. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2365 We're so much cooler underground. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2366 Watch to see if he sees his shadow. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2367 Life at the top doesn't look like it's all that it's cracked up to be. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2368 So that's how the other third lives. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2369 He's not antisocial, he just doesn't like allegories. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2370 Yes, he has a cave, but think of the property taxes. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2371 El Chapo! Over here! They disabled our GPS! El Chapo! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2372 If this is the right cave, his name is Dave. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2373 Looks like we miscalculated his wall location 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2374 Well, I guess there are holes ---and then there are HOLES. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2375 Is that the History channel he is watching? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2376 Those modern homes are nice, but I prefer the charm of living in an old-fashioned hole. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2377 So we didn't come exactly three days later, what's the big deal? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2378 He'll cave eventually. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2379 Did you eat my leftover pancakes from lunch? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2380 Shit, I thought we were digging in the other direction! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2381 If he wants a hot tub he can get one of his own. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2382 Let’s take him and move up to a cave. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2383 If we're gatherers, shouldn't he be hunting? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2384 I'll bet he has cold feet 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2385 It doesn't much matter; we're all goin' down. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2386 Did you call ahead for a reservation? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2387 Do you think he knows? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2388 He's guarding his investment. Once gentrification hits, that hole in the wall is gonna be worth a fortune! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2389 That's no way to live. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2390 He says if we elect him chief we can live like he does. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2391 Ugg's in the doghouse again. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2392 Sure, it looks nice, but he's under water on the payments. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2393 He's still all bent out of shape about me taking credit for the wheel. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2394 All I told him was three's a crowd. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2395 Looks like he finally caved in. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2396 When he said he lived in a mansion, I didn't know it had a roof, too. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2397 I see no point in sending him to his room. He has it even better there. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2398 Me like our hole better . . . except when rain come . . . or when sun out . . . or when want paint walls. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2399 He only responds to "the greatest and most best cave person who ever lived." 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2400 He did it- he actually built a wall. What a putz. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2401 I'ts a mid Stoneage modern . 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2402 It's just a fad -- troglodytes won't last. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2403 Check the GPS again. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2404 The biggest advantage being when it rains. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2405 He lives in an echo chamber. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2406 There's an allegory in here somewhere 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2407 Does Fred even know how to count to one hundred? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2408 Sorry Hon, I know you were looking forward to riding in a rickshaw. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2409 I didn't know this place had a penthouse. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2410 Isn't that just the way? He gets his man cave and we're in the hole! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2411 I know we're in the garden unit, but does he have to be so smug? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2412 But how do we know if the time-out worked? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2413 If my calculations are correct... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2414 Zog new home 'hoity-toity.' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2415 Well, even if it is a timeshare, we could talk to the nice man. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2416 I say we pants him. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2417 Are we usurping here or just citing eminent domain? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2418 He's calling it 'a temper tantrum'. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2419 I do not have a holier-than-thou attitude. I simply want to be more than just another unevolved caveman. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2420 He's still in denial. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2421 Your ex-boyfriend always had a knack for real estate. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2422 Economic anxiety has really hit Bob hard. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2423 Dad thinks we're in our rooms and can't get to the party. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2424 Reality television may be primitive but I can’t look away… 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2425 So he has a nice dry cave. I say he's miserable with nothing to live for. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2426 The first known vegan. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2427 The grass is always greener in the other cave. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2428 Well, you know he bought his place before the crash. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2429 I'm telling you Janet, the gentrification in this neighborhood is going to drive us right back to the Stone Age! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2430 I think it's time for an upgrade. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2431 Look at him honey, ...what a troglodyte! So afraid to try any thing new! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2432 You think you can distract him? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2433 Look! Is that a Steve Bannon?" "Yes, honey, It looks like one, doesn't it? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2434 Sure it cost us four pelts, but where else can you see performance art these days? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2435 I like his his cave better than ours. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2436 Sure, he has a lovely home, but is he really happy? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2437 For a caveman, he sure loves his man-cave. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2438 Me sorry bring daughter home late, Zrug. Forgot spring forward not invented yet. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2439 How can he live that way, - without a decent wi-fi signal? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2440 I can see how a closed concept could have its advantages. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2441 He's caught between a rock and a hard place. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2442 He lost his job selling insurance to a Neanderthal. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2443 Poor guy — he can't climb in and out of holes any longer. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2444 Windows would make eloping a lot easier than tunneling. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2445 His girlfriend said she was a vegan and he doesn't know what that means. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2446 Since she left he just keeps mumbling 'Yabba-dabba-do'. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2447 One man, all alone, in what's left of his Tower. Yet, he persisted! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2448 It's like he doesn't think of himself as a holeman anymore. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2449 What is our safe word? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2450 Peek a boo. I see you. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2451 We'll stay here until he chills out. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2452 We're just lucky he subletted this micro-apartment. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2453 Is it 2020 yet? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2454 Envy him? What's the use of owning a luxury cave when you've got nobody to share it with? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2455 I'd like to know how he can afford those digs on what he makes! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2456 This is not what I expected after all that digging. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2457 Ironically, he's the one acting like a stick in the mud. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2458 Just like that round thing that rolls, horizontal hole homes are just a fad. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2459 Someone better tell him that he's got to rub those two rocks together...just staring at it ain't gonna start that fire. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2460 He says it fits five, 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2461 Said he couldn't come over 'cause he was "busy" tonight. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2462 There must be an easier way to get to the Renaissance 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2463 I like ours better....we have more light. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2464 No, I think I have time to finish watching this picture. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2465 I don't know dude; all I said was, 'Stop being such a Neanderthal.' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2466 He´s the last living Neanderthal, and he says that the Cro-Magnon diet will lead to extinction. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2467 You'll come back to the sandbox when you finish your timeout 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2468 Just don't ask about his first ax. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2469 Well, what about horizontal rain? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2470 Do you think we'll ever be able to use the cave entrance? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2471 We'll be in the gift shop. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2472 Looks like he is watching his favorite show, The Flintstones! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2473 Why is he blocking the Cat Door? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2474 His cave certainly has curb appeal. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2475 Manifest destiny. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2476 He says he won't dig to China until they stop the Yulin festival. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2477 I still say what they're charging for the view isn't worth the price. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2478 Next time, we need to leave a sock on the door. But first, you'll need to invent the door. And socks. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2479 If I would of hired Flintstone and Rubblestein, I would of gotten the Cave! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2480 Are you sure he heard the saber-toothed tiger alarm? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2481 I think he's what some call an up and comer. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2482 Modern or Contemporary? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2483 Og's house is much nicer than our s**t hole! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2484 Well honey, at least we have a view! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2485 Everyone is saying it's a portal to the underworld, but in this pre-truth era, I'm not sure what to believe. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2486 A cave like that isn't everything. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2487 I kind of like it. Better view and less up and down. Smoke might be a problem, though. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2488 "Do you think his "time out" punishment was too severe"? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2489 The Greeks will have a word for this. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2490 "Gork hole better,don't fill up with water". 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2491 He's not down with the whole tiny hole thing. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2492 Let him stew. If this fallout shelter protects us from the Beginning of he World, so be it. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2493 Obviously, a year in timeout is not enough 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2494 Don't ya hate the 1%ers? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2495 Caves are so bourgeoisie. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2496 He won't join us until he sees someone on CNN say that world news isn't breaking anymore . . . 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2497 He says he gets better reception in there ... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2498 Fancy joining us in the rubble bath? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2499 Selfish one-percenter. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2500 Ever since they drained the swamp, he's got nothing left to wallow in. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2501 Sure, it's nice, but at least ours isn't a co-op. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2502 Every time we go on a home tour, you get dissatisfied with our place. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2503 Your "guru" seems pretty middle class to me. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2504 Told you. Real stakeouts are boring. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2505 - he is pissed we didn't 'build a wall' - i honestly thought he said 'dig a hole' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2506 Reminds me of the lonely nights in my first man cave. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2507 I wonder for how many centuries the hipsters will continue to disdain the bridge people and us tunnel people? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2508 He's not old and rich enough to be a Cabinet nominee. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2509 They weren't aware of it at the time, but Dave and Cheryl had just pioneered 'the great escape'... 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2510 Let's move on. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2511 Stop being such a cavebaby! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2512 Now we call this one the deluxe man cave. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2513 He's grounded for the Stone Age. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2514 I hear he ate his roommate... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2515 C'mon. You're being a Neanderthal! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2516 Before underground dating, I couldn’t walk erect either. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2517 He thinks he's so great with that horizontal hole. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2518 Pre-historic CIA hacking techniques 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2519 I told you it wasn't a train... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2520 Oog calls it a high rise condo. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2521 If his house is so hot, why doesn't he have a woman? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2522 He voted for you-know-who in Nov. and is now too embarrassed to show his face in public! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2523 Does one person really need all that space to live in? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2524 It starts with a Guru selling ground floor housing. What next? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2525 I bet his home is better in a thunder storm! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2526 Stupid gentrification! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2527 This isn't what I had in mind for living in the suburbs. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2528 ...Ug's wife didn't care for the above-ground housing scheme... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2529 Kog, you're embarrassing yourself. Will you please get back into the hole? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2530 Do you think he meant yesterday? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2531 ....we should totally make a Harlem Shake video together 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2532 Just how do I convince him our hole is better than his cave. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2533 Grak say cave the ultimate in housing -- no digging. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2534 He never exercises. We shouldn't have bought him a remote control. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2535 Always complaining. He should finally put up and join the Condo Board. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2536 Looks like our third wheel is out of alignment again. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2537 See, I told you he has the new rockpad. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2538 I bet it's bet it's rent-controlled, too. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2539 He stubbornly refuses to look at Pop-up messages 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2540 I never thought he'd cave. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2541 ...Oh come on Bruce! We said the cave, not the closet. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2542 Anteroom my ass! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2543 Maybe when we get some American based job's we can afford a place like that too. Probably not, he's rich but I hear he started a company called politics 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2544 Look, a wheel! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2545 Oog. Your husband wait up. This like being stuck in bad cave painting. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2546 I'm positive he's seeing the monkey girl three caves down. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2547 He's an ass and WE have a hole in the ground ... Hey! I just invented the quip! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2548 Our leader is a Man of the People, working to help the little guy. Yeah, right. His lifestyle says it all! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2549 So that's where Link went missing. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2550 Don't worry, he'll cave eventually. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2551 The one-story cave is real, the view is fake. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2552 Uh-oh! Thirtyfive meters short. El Chapo will be................... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2553 He's got to get out more often if he wants to settle down in a nice hole like the rest of us. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2554 Wonder no more, behold a one per-center 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2555 So you're saying we're digging in the wrong direction? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2556 Shhhh ... the Prime Directive. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2557 Tell your brother we won't stay too long. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2558 He took to meditation after the incident with the sabre-toothed tiger. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2559 I knew unisex restrooms were a mistake. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2560 English is so problematic, he thought I meant "wholesome". 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2561 Uh-oh, our rent is due again. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2562 I wish Dad would invent indoor plumbing already! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2563 If he reacts like that after we invent the hole, imagine when he finds out about the wheel. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2564 But, he can't afford it! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2565 He's is such a neanderthal, I can't imagine living in a cave like that. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2566 And granite tabletops throughout. What a catch. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2567 It's kind of sad...Ralph will never evolve until he learns to think 'outside the cave' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2568 There's a lesson somewhere in there, Plato. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2569 "That T-Rex passed by hours ago. Don't be such a wimp, Todd." *I am teaching an English class of high school juniors, using "The New Yorker" as our text. This caption is from my student Iheanyichi Inyama. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2570 Obviously, he doesn't see the need for a fall-out shelter. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2571 Damn you, El Chapo! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2572 It's time we moved up a bit. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2573 We should of gotten an Architect. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2574 Technically he does indeed have a home. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2575 Come back! We promise no more PDA in the hot tub. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2576 Hole in ground better than Trump Cave. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2577 You would think, in this day and age, that he would be more open-minded. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2578 Usually I only have to worry about waking up our pet mammoth. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2579 He hasn't been the same since he failed the School Of Rock 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2580 He hasn't left the den since he got Amazon Fire. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2581 Hey Bruno! Come try out the hot tub! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2582 Senor El Guapo, that American border agent looks like one tough hombre. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2583 I wouldn't want to worry about the monthly payments. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2584 You wanted a daylight basement. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2585 I wonder when he's going to notice. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2586 I'm never leaving this cave -- I have too much prehistory here. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2587 He's still mad I won't let him in our hole club 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2588 Sure, the extra space is nice, but it's just not "hole, sweet hole," you know? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2589 It's just been hieroglyph reruns for him. Yeah, he's in a dark place. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2590 It looks OK, but it's a pre-fab. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2591 3D was definitely a waste of money. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2592 Looks like Jones is on the dog house again. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2593 Do you still want to move from the inner city? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2594 Hey, the association rules say you can't spend all day hanging around in a common area, schmuck! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2595 Yes, 'slaves were immigrants' was his brainchild. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2596 maybe 'metric' means 'close enough'? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2597 He's having his 'me time'. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2598 Live in a cave? Ha! He wouldn't know a home from a hole in the ground. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2599 Generation B thinks they're too special to 'just hunt'. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2600 Maybe it's time to tell him the new deodorant isn't working. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2601 Big deal. If there's a flood it'll still fill up. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2602 Do you think he would be receptive to cavemates? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2603 He's jealous of our angst. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2604 Dammit, he’s home. I told you not take the tunnel during rush hour. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2605 I don't want to be a caveman, I want to be a hole person. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2606 ...99, 100. Ready or not, here I come! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2607 He's got to be cave-stabilized 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2608 We both knew it was a trade-off; better drainage or better view. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2609 But think of the upkeep! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2610 looks like we're all up against the wall now. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2611 La-De-Dah Big Rich! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2612 Oh! This is how he does it! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2613 We probably shouldn't have just dropped in. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2614 Yeah, but he borrowed from his 401(K) to get it...classic mistake! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2615 ... and this, of course, is the penthouse! Two extra bat-rooms and one's own personal security guard included! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2616 Man cave goes condo. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2617 We need to wait ten minutes to be fashionably late. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2618 I thought you said they built a wall... 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2619 I don't think he understands the difference between, fire and fired. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2620 Vent housing is the latest rage. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2621 Still TV time?" "Wait, he's going to tweet soon. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2622 When they said a cave with a built in pool I was hoping for more. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2623 Union break. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2624 ...as if he thought of putting the hole on its side! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2625 Who is his decorator? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2626 You call this 'the spare bedroom'? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2627 So, someone from the old neighborhood did survive! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2628 Yeah, he's gay, and you know what that means? He's going co-op. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2629 McMansion. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2630 When I win the lottery, We'll get a place like that. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2631 Ogg knew Og should taken dat left turn at Albuquerque. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2632 Traditional housing has entered a disruptive phase. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2633 Ugg's really getting up in the world. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2634 He'll come play when he's out of Time Out. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2635 He'll come around. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2636 He's just not into hide & go seek. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2637 The man, the myth of the cave, the legend. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2638 Do you think he is getting too old for time outs? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2639 Think he's still mad about that bag of burning dog poop? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2640 An overrated airbnb for sure. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2641 "He's hooked on 'Fox & Friends.' 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2642 I'm not sure Hugo is in the mood for a pop in. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2643 History not long remember Caveman 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2644 He's REALLY standing his ground with this whole "cave man" trend. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2645 It’s Pruett. He still keeps blathering on about how it wasn’t CO2 that got things to this 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2646 You're not thinking of leaving me for Ed because he has a better cave are you? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2647 Of course our artisanal hole is better. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2648 One day Kronk will understand the concept of wife swap. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2649 When he gets upset he retreats to his man cave. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2650 Cross my heart and hope to die... There he goes again. Another tectonic shift, and he's mumbling some ritual to the stone god! In a cave, no less. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2651 He's an atheist and believes there are no atheists in foxholes. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2652 Honey, did I think you forgot to lock the door again... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2653 I think you should get him a puppy before asking for a divorce. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2654 "He just found out that Brangelina broke up". 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2655 I think he's somewhere between the pit of Man's fears and the summit of his knowledge 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2656 He's house rich, but grubs poor. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2657 I heard that Moog's woman left him. So, maybe we've got a shot at his cave. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2658 He goes there to watch football on his big screen. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2659 He's been like that ever since finding out there's no Internet access here at Caveman Park. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2660 I think we enable each other's social anxiety. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2661 He’s acting just like a Neanderthal. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2662 Don't mind him, he doesn't believe in China. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2663 My bad. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2664 Radical! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2665 whoops! It's occupied. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2666 Bob say, "Bob first." 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2667 Honestly Bob, did you have to tell him his fur pelt made him look fat? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2668 Your Dad thinks he's plugged the Tunnel of Love! 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2669 I think El Chapo is upset by how far escapism has regressed. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2670 I think we were just disrupted. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2671 He pays $3500. a month a one bedroom cave because we're in San Francisco. At least our hole is free. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2672 So what now he gets the cave and I get the guest hole? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2673 I hate loud upstairs neighbors. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2674 This is why a wall's a bad idea, Mr. President. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2675 sticks and stones. sticks and stones. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2676 It's too drafty to live in one of those. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2677 It does have a kind of historical inevitability about it. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2678 He insists dragons don't exist. Just watch. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2679 She must have left him again! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2680 We are right on target to connect with the other Tunnel. The engineer is waiting for us 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2681 He's not registered yet. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2682 I thought Neanderthal bouncers were extinct. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2683 That's him! The light at the end of the tunnel! 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2684 Yeah, it's a nice place, but I'd hate to have his mortgage. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2685 You were right again, digging horizontal was a better plan. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2686 I told you we should've read the instruction. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2687 Threeway? 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2688 I am tired of renting. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2689 See? Money can't buy happiness. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2690 No hunting or gathering for Ken today. It's A Day Without a Caveman. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2691 He's not the sharpest rock in the cave. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2692 He knows Ben Carson. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2693 With reception like that you'd think he'd upgrade his basic cable service! 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2694 On the count of "3" you kick him in the nuts, and I'll grab the TV. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2695 Can I have a man cave? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2696 He still refuses to accept climate change, 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2697 Quick! Think of something to cover this with before he sees us! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2698 One day, we'll get one of those swanky rainproof places like Jeremy. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2699 I tried to talk him into a single-family place, like ours. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2700 He's looking for inspiration to invent the wheel. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2701 But the condo developer said we were getting in on the ground floor! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2702 I suspect he has interior motives. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2703 This pretentious "McCave" trend is destroying the character of the neighborhood. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2704 I hate stakeout duty. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2705 His farts are positively Jurassic. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2706 Partner, I keep thinking about the shape of those doughnuts. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2707 He's pouting because we're in the hot tub. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2708 Cool and dry? - I'm in. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2709 Don't bother, he's a pyroclastic flow denier. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2710 How come he gets service? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2711 A housewarming gift basket? First we have to invent the basket. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2712 So - same time next week? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2713 A typical cro-magnon man, playing hard to get. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2714 I think he'll cave into our demands pretty soon. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2715 He's the strong silent type. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2716 Don't be shy ... there's room in the Hot Hole for one more. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2717 I think he's using my barber. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2718 Good luck finding a subletter in this economy! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2719 So ostentatious! I remember when a single-family hole in the ground was good enough for this neighborhood. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2720 Hasn't anyone told him, underground tunnels are the only means of escape 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2721 Hey, remember, you're getting the beach house.terrence 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2722 We should have sprung for first class. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2723 I think you put it together wrong. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2724 How could he not be lonely, living all alone in that big house? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2725 Oh, yeah? Well, it's just a matter of time before that roof wears out, jerk! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2726 So he gets to live large and we're in this shithole! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2727 Grog's cave make him one-percenter. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2728 Admittedly, couples swing night at Big Rock was a little ambitious 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2729 Men aren't meant to live in caves. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2730 If he lived here, he'd be hole by now. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2731 What? It's not a hole. It's our alternative cave. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2732 the best part is he doesn't know about electronic surveillance yet. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2733 Original, "Grand Opening of the Holland Tunnel," festivities. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2734 Dad always said he'd put a roof over our heads someday. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2735 I've changed my mind on the coffee. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2736 See, Carl has a man-cave! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2737 We'll have to move. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2738 He thinks he's more secure with his back to the wall. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2739 Well, at least next week it's his turn to clean out the poop hole! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2740 Its probably above our pay grade but I think we should make an offer. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2741 Yes, the Butler is included in the cost of the penthouse. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2742 He lobbied for hiway funds 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2743 OK...as soon as he passes out, you go into the cave and get the cocaine. NO WAY...you go. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2744 I wonder how much he paid for that cave. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2745 He invented homeland security. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2746 Oh Stan's just sulking 'cause I said his Homo erectus brain is no bigger than my Homo habilis brain. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2747 [Just how long is that Beckett guy going to sit there figuring out what we’re gonna get to say?] 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2748 THAT'S the "menacing beast" guarding the exit?! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2749 He never wants to party. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2750 He's taking a mental health day. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2751 I prefer a more rustic homestay. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2752 I'm telling you, shelter is just a passing fad. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2753 Great, now where are we going to park the Mercedes? 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2754 Well, I guess that sort of worked. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2755 Did you remember to hide his club? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2756 There's the sign! Now, go in and take club back from the bear. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2757 He's mad because we stole his door. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2758 Leave him alone. Everyone's disoriented by the new Administration. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2759 Well, there's Will in the way. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2760 They say he just paints all day. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2761 Should we wiretap his smoke signals? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2762 No better in China after all. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2763 He probably believes that cause he's living in an echo chamber 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2764 Og's design looks great, but you insisted on a sunken Library/ Den. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2765 First gentrification. Next it'll be Holocenials moving in and fire. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2766 I knew we should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2767 It's called mindfulness. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2768 Obviously he intends to mind the gap. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2769 I disagree. When they invent jails this will be VERY useful. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2770 I told him be'd be waiting a LONG time for Mexico to pay for tthat. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2771 We all need our space . 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2772 Ook have good year, upgrade to sideways hole. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2773 I heard he got sent to his man cave after throwing another one of his 'mantrums' again. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2774 We should have bought the penthouse when we had the chance. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2775 Obviously a Man Cave! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2776 Nippy out. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2777 He thinks we have a holier than thou attitude. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2778 He always sulks just to get his own space. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2779 Told ya he'd cave 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2780 How many frequent hunters' miles do you suppose the upgrade cost him? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2781 Someday there'll be crude stone weapons to confront him with. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2782 He's not grasping the concept of "Hide and Seek," is he? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2783 So, no Chinese tonight? 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2784 Never filed his tax return in 1951. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2785 Grog thinks he is so cool in his penthouse. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2786 He says every guy should have a man cave. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2787 The climate is perfect for his wine collection. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2788 Gee, that place didn't look nearly so nice on Zillow. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2789 Did you tell him about Cavedwellersonly.com? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2790 I think we misheard which hole is to 'sit' in. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2791 He doesn't believe there's a China. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2792 I would have used Facerock! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2793 Oooo, look a him, all high-rise and mighty! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2794 He's upset because I told him he's stuck in the past. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2795 No one believe he can see Russian ice shelf from his house. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2796 He has all the comforts of home. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2797 Can Donald come out and play? 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2798 This hole is not a good place to live. Let's go live with my brother in the cave." "But will..." "Yes, we both will. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2799 It'll be a while before he gets towed. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2800 I'm about to upgrade from an iHole to an iCave too. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2801 Ogg thinks we caved in. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2802 Sometimes,I wish we could move on to the next eon. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2803 You do understand we're not really equals. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2804 We should tell him he has to take the subway from here. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2805 He'll never find us in here.. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2806 I don't care of the housing market is eroding. I'm not willing to wait another 10 million years. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2807 Murg feelings hurt-not want sit in hot tub 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2808 We really should have used a better architect. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2809 Damn! We're still in Syria! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2810 Well, I'm firm about a square entry. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2811 He always was a nonconformist. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2812 Eh, Gronk meditates? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2813 Mindfulness is a load of crap. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2814 He said Survivalism was just Paranoia, do you think he knows about the smoke? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2815 if you want to get past your father we'll have to dig another 25 feet. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2816 Yes it is nice but it may not be rent controlled 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2817 All he ever wanted was to be a U.S. Attorney. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2818 Careful! Don't let him suspect we're desperate to rent. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2819 "Let's go spy on the neighbor" you said. "It'll be fun" you said. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2820 He won't budge. Time for some eminent domain. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2821 Darn, since the election in January every cave we find is already taken 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2822 He's such a sore loser. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2823 I think he must be waiting for Godot 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2824 It's the latest thing - I think it's called horizontal housing. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2825 He's determined to wait this term out! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2826 Screw this, I'm voting for Thump. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2827 And, get this - it's rent contolled! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2828 Today are we being professional spies or plain old voyeurs? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2829 Wow that's got to be worth 1 million dollars in today's market. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2830 I'm not quite sure the cave's safe under our current administration. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2831 Him not happy. Him want cave have big-screen TV. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2832 I tried telling him that this spring's over-the-shoulder look doesn't make him look fat, but you know how sensitive the Cro-Magnons are. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2833 Orrg is absolutely addicted to Netflix. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2834 Look at who's made enough money for a cave ... 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2835 Call me a snob, but 'cave-dweller' just sounds a tad low-brow. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2836 Who's he calling a Neanderthal? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2837 Darn that Ogg, he’s already on line for the new iRock 8. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2838 Uh oh, we in the hole. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2839 Yeah, but the closets are way too small. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2840 At least he has a cave? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2841 Hey man, I'm telling you they say "fire in the hole!" not "fire in the cave!" so stop being ridiculous and help us 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2842 I thought up this tunnel thing in my dorm room. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2843 The FISA Court denied our warrant for a wiretap, so this will have to do. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2844 His conditions for coming out are impeachment or resignation 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2845 He has big dreams that his buildings will be the biggest and best of any built anywhere in the world and he'll be the most loved and best President ever. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2846 He's obviously not a holey man. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2847 So smug, ensconced in his ivory tower. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2848 Hey hotshot...we're not selling. We're never selling! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2849 He's living beyond his means in that efficiency den. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2850 Every generation has its New Agers. Back in the day we called 'em frontiersmen. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2851 I'm not sure what it is, but there's just something better about his cave. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2852 Marco. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2853 One man shouldn't have such a large nice cave. Perhaps we could eminent domain him. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2854 So, "Trickle-down economics benefits the less-fortunate." My clavicle! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2855 Hobbits. . . . 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2856 Still grounded? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2857 It's a doorman cave, low maintenance, and just a stone's throw from the subway. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2858 He'll take a break soon. It's been almost 20,000 years. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2859 He said he lived in a high-rise, but I didn't believe him! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2860 I find those above-ground caves so tacky 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2861 They call him a "cave man." 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2862 Narcissist. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2863 "He's an atheist". 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
2864 Let's hole up here for the night. We can talk to the "Great One" tomorrow. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2865 Another Brooklyn hipster? We gotta get out of this hole! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2866 Oh Blurd, it's so difficult to watch Torf's downward spiral. If only we had seen the warning signs that he was about to cave. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2867 I may not know my a** from a hole in the ground but there is no light at the end of that tunnel. PERIOD. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2868 Once we invent the tool, he will never be depressed again. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2869 Little did this prehistoric couple realize they were the first to coin modern day baseball's infamous terminology - "I thought he was suppose to be 'in the hole' and us 'on deck." 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2870 Okay, okay, stop cry, you made wheel, not us. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2871 Preping for World War IV: "He actually claims his shelter design will completely mitigate the bioeffects of the high neutron flux from a 50-kiloton air burst device at 10 kilograms." 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2872 It's not quite 'Hamilton,' but there's something artisanal about it. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2873 He refuses to leave his man cave. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2874 His misanthropy will limit his genetic contribution to homo sapiens. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2875 I've got the itch to paint, but the sonofabitch won't let me in! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2876 Do you get this funny feeling we're in a Beckett play? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2877 Now that we've invented the tunnel to get out of jail, let's work on a shovel. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2878 What ever happened to "so easy a caveman can do it." 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2879 Wow, Mom was right about the digging: that's Peking Man. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2880 Your husband said we'd have a great view of his pet sabertooth tiger feeding from here. But, I don' t see its food bowl. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2881 But on the bright side, look! It's Steve McQueen! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2882 Homo erectus at about noon. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2883 His Mom told him he has Neanderthal genes 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2884 Honey! I like the neighborhood. The Neanderthal Model even comes with a model!! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2885 He's from Missouri 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2886 He doesn't look Chinese. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2887 That's not what I meant when I said "Cave in". 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2888 And we thought, he has gone back to the city! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2889 His cave is on the banned list until we figure out what the hell is going on. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2890 I'll come out when you treat me like a real man! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2891 The Prehistory of Hygiene 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2892 The suberbs are too isolating. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2893 I told him it's crazy to live in a cave, that's for animals. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2894 Earliest known appearance of agoraphobia. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2895 Oh, I guess we could've just walked out. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2896 Does he really think of himself as a caveman? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2897 Your father has no understanding of the younger generation. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2898 There's Gronk, with another showing of his derivative cave drawings. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2899 That guy? Don't worry--in a couple of years no one will even remember the "Cave Man." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2900 Og detest nouveau riche. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2901 I told you it was flat. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2902 Wish we could afford that one" 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2903 Hey, Jim! Doesn't it look like we're in an elevator?!?!? Does it?? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2904 We can sneak in as soon as someone invents TV and Saturday Night Football. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2905 I told you there was life on other planets. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2906 That will be a great apartment once we finish the 2nd Avenue subway line. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2907 I think he's what some call an up and comer. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2908 Why can't we live inn a castle? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2909 If you like that kind of hole we can check the online listings. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2910 Our realtor conned us! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2911 Our real estate agent did say this was a transitional neighborhood. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2912 Maybe he's right and vertical marketing isn't the way to go. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2913 As your lawyer, I must caution that him sitting all day watching cave-wall drawings of sporting events, is hardly grounds for divorce. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2914 I can't believe he slept through that! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2915 Why would we want to move uptown to this? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2916 He said to wait here. We're going to play a game called Whack-a-Mole. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2917 He didn't want a hole where the rain gets in. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2918 Do you think we should cave in? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2919 That looks comfy. Jinx! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2920 His lease is up today. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2921 When that cave's occupant wakes up pouting will be the least of his problems....... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2922 Ned's never been a morning person. We strike at dawn 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2923 The "tunnel of love" does have its obstacles viewed from certain positions. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2924 Hillary?! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2925 Still chilly from that last glaciation. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2926 He wants the pool in the back of the house, not the front. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2927 I dig it 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2928 Come on in, the water's fine. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2929 He doesn't associate with downtowners. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2930 You’re right. Our digs don’t have a roof. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2931 "He says he has presidential aspirations. But who's he kidding? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2932 Yeah, caveman? Well I know you are but what am I? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2933 The elevator's way too cramped. Twenty lizards is too much rent. Gotta tell the neighbors a "doorman" is a guy who beats up guys who exceed the crud level. They're gonna burn. Let's take it! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2934 He's been banished to the cave-house 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2935 He's getting better. I give him a 8 for take-off, 9 for technique. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2936 I spent three years building this tunnel and that neanderthal El Chapo just wants to sit there and rot. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2937 We should have called first, he's still in his house fur. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2938 Paying rent for a one bedroom? Joke's on him. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2939 He's really holding himself back. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2940 Do you think 'The Hole in the Wall Club' has the same dress code as 'Mole in the Ground Club'? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2941 Early Days: The Deep State Casts Wary Eyes on Oval Orifice. Distracting Smoke Evident to Left. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2942 If we tip toe by the bouncer, we can get in free to the cave club and see our favorite band, T-REX. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2943 Lately, he spend more time in dog house cave than own cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2944 lksdnf malse likje k! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2945 Im sure he'll cave and say sorry first 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2946 Methinks, our underground bunker looks more inviting. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2947 And here I get my post -modern deserts. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2948 Those horizontal tunnelers! So smug! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2949 I don't get it! He won't even CONSIDER a timeshare!! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2950 Huh. Grog right. World really IS round 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2951 We may be out without a trace, but the nitty-gritty knows we're not out of the hole, yet. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2952 He thinks he's better than everybody because he lives in a penthouse suite. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2953 Hole man has a better ring to it but let's see if it catches on. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2954 Is he upset about losing his corner office again? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2955 Artists only paint above-ground holes. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2956 I hope this 'Open House' showing ends by sunset. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2957 I hear he is branding it 'Trump Cave'. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2958 I always knew he'd end up in the penthouse. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2959 Ever since the wheel, he's been in a funk, waiting for the next hi-tech gadget to be invented. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2960 He doesn’t understand the sharing economy. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2961 Wilma, Cave better than hole. Let's find cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2962 His inventing protesting is awesome, but he probably should not have called it a "cave in." 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2963 I say we also take away his Twitter account. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2964 See? Grog won't get wet when it rains. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2965 The grass is always greener... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2966 Why does it feel like we're the ones in timeout? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2967 I don't know. It's supposed to be the newest thing in non subterranean living. I just don't see it catching on, though. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2968 Come back! We will watch your TV show. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2969 We are the 67%. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2970 We could always invite your ex to drop in for brunch once in a while. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2971 Dude's got a Mansion! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2972 Should we interrupt? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2973 I think he calls it a Cro-Magnon cave. Don't think it will catch on. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2974 He never really evolved 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2975 I don't think we can afford the taxes and HOAs. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2976 What do you say to a caveman-age-a-trois ? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2977 Zug thinks he's _so_ special with his penthouse. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2978 They did not get the humor of his nuclear threat tweet. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2979 Yeah, but I'll bet his HOA fees are through the roof. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2980 I told him to stop talking like a caveman. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2981 If he had a twitter account he'd have something to do. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2982 He's never been the same since someone else invented the shovel. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2983 You could have picked someone with a more comfortable crib for a three-way. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2984 You vs. The Guy She Told You Not To Worry About 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2985 Maybe now Ugg will learn that playing with 'fire' and 'wheel' is useless. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2986 So, why would you want to go back to a man without a club to beat you and me? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2987 Does he have HGTV? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2988 They say he's 10,000 years ahead of his time in his caveman man cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2989 Ugh. Caveman man cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2990 "Please don't leave our cozy love nest". 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2991 He never seems fully satisfied with his paleolithic cow paintings. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2992 I say we join Bob Mankoff. He looks a lot happier there. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2993 Guess I should have asked for directions.... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2994 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2995 Ugg not move, rent controlled 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2996 First it was the bridge,now Zog Christie is blocking the tunnel.Well,at least this will be the last time. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2997 I thought we said concave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2998 Would you believe their door service is on a 24-hour shift? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2999 I really thought I'd get the house. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3000 No coed hot tubbing for Ong. He's a man cave kinda guy. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3001 He hasn't come out since his Supreme Court appointment did not get confirmed. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3002 He has no idea what he's missing by avoiding the "rabbit hole." 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3003 We invite your friend over for dinner and he starts without us. What is this world coming to? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3004 He calls it spelunking. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3005 Get ready with the stopwatch Suzy. Thag over there is about to break the world record in the 100 yard dash...once the ravenous Giant Cave Bear awakens from his winter slumbers. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3006 Of course, he'd the type to move into TRUMP cave. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3007 If he doesn't learn how to move without her he's a goner. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3008 It just goes to show, anyone can get elected to run the cave. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3009 My firm remodels rabbit holes for modern human living. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3010 Maybe he's right, being a hole-man isn't much of a change. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3011 There he goes, sideways thinking again! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3012 Then their was one 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3013 Mr. Hole In The Wall thinks he's so superior. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3014 It's cool; he's the Guru, not the Bouncer 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3015 Maybe next time he'll remember the proper way to drag a lady by her hair. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3016 I don't know; there's something more appealing about a cave than a hole. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3017 Do you think he knows about us? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3018 He goes by "Darwin". 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3019 You gotta admit...he had panache . 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3020 Maybe we can find him a Pet. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3021 I get a kick out of seeing how the better half lives. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3022 Come on, I'm not coming back! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3023 I know someone we can fix him up with...but she's a bit of an introvert...so I don't know if it would work...what do you think? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3024 I told you, this isn't leading anywhere. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3025 He said "tunnel man" doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3026 He won’t sell, said places half as nice are going for $3 million in San Francisco. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3027 Should we admit he was right about caves? Not until he comes around on fire. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3028 We can't let our daughter him. He's a total Neanderthal! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3029 I told him he re-invented the wheel. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3030 He won't be so smug when he gets his real estate tax bill! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3031 We should've dug north. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3032 He's just going to wait us out until we die then cover us up with dirt. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3033 Nice in-law suite, Grok! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3034 Two's company, three's a crowd. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3035 I agree, it's roomy. But roofs are so overrated. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3036 He calls it 'shelter'. It'll never catch on. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3037 Just like you..stubborn as a mule. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3038 Obviously, wealth isn't everything. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3039 We made it! – the new Shangri-La, Safe Harbor until the current ice age thaws 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3040 "I guess, one IS the loneliest number that you'll ever do! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3041 What kind of life would you expect if you lived in one of those ? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3042 Post-nuclear hieroglyphics are harrowing. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3043 Is this what him mean by "alone time?" 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3044 I think he has simply outfoxed us. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3045 Thanks for making me learn Chinese! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3046 Charlie always stages a sit-in when the in-laws are in town. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3047 You ask him, but remember, we'll be known as cavemen. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3048 He's Watching Tunnel-Vission 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3049 I'd love to get him down in the hole we're in. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3050 I thought you told him not to wait up. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3051 I wonder if it's rent controlled? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3052 Maybe we should let the groundhog tell him. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3053 He is really taking the fun out of everything... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3054 Ugg, we found your Uggs! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3055 How much do you think the "Cover Charge" is for Entry / One Rock or Two ? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3056 Critics call his work, Modern. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3057 So, we gonna do this ? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3058 I promise you Zelda some day you and I will have our own cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3059 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3060 I knew cable news was bad, but I didn't think it would come to this. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3061 He hasn't yet learned the difference between a cave and a hole in the ground. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3062 Sometimes I think I want to live above ground, but I'm sure Sven is miserable with all that room. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3063 How does the tunnel get over there? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3064 He's very tired of the fake news. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3065 Have they gone? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3066 The Prepper diet includes mac 'n cheese and Paleo doesn't. Wouldn't you bum out too? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3067 He gets that from your side of the family 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3068 I think his name is Ibsen. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3069 Plato, it's time for class. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3070 Someday we, too, will make it to the Upper East Side. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3071 A vertical door really would improve the property value, Hon. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3072 I think I see the light...! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3073 He says the horozontal model will be the next big thing in shelters. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3074 No mom, I don't wanna move. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3075 He's so unevolved. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3076 Sure he has a roof over his head, but is he happy? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3077 Our old neighbors always dropped in for a visit. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3078 we dug all the way under the border and look .. he hasn't taken our jobs at all! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3079 How does he even know what a third wheel feels like? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3080 It’s a doorman cave. We’ll definitely have to tunnel our way in. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3081 I'd love a man cave in our next apartment. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3082 "Kyle has always had trouble with social interaction". 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3083 I told him his drawings were derivative. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3084 It's a modern stone-age bachelor pad. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3085 Me want man cave too, not marriage hole. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3086 They say that when you're in a hole, stop digging, but George here refused to even start! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3087 Though it's such a hole in the wall, he never comes out of his man-cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3088 If that bruiser is your mate, then I'm in way over my head. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3089 He'll never get anyone to live with him in a place like that. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3090 Maybe we're too primitive for a menage a' trois. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3091 He may have gotten out of his rut but there is no light at the end of his tunnel. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3092 "Okay, it's time. Bring out the home insurance policies. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3093 It's gone condo. There are seventeen others further back in the cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3094 How come he gets the executive suite? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3095 Trying to vote 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3096 He just doesn't like the sound of "hole man." 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3097 What is Republican? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3098 Gee, television is lousy tonight! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3099 He helped dig the hole and now he won't sit in it? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3100 Frank, I say we give him another chance. He promises to keep curfew and be back in the cave before midnight. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3101 So this is NOT the guy you've been meeting in Cleveland? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3102 El Chapo says,"To be free,first you must escape.". 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3103 Must be tough taking the country back to prehistoric times 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3104 I always thought you were a little off. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3105 He's the bouncer for that cave. We will have to dig some more and come up behind him to get into the private casino! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3106 Sorry, this must be the wrong rock 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3107 Not fair! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3108 His exact words were "Fallout shelter; fallout schmelter". 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3109 Honest Seth, your farts aren't causing it. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3110 Mar-a-Lago is so nice this time of year, don't you think? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3111 Switching to Geico has been tough on him. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3112 NOT A CAPTION Your "Good News! We've merged..." box will not close. It covers part of the cartoon. Please check that your website is working properly. 1.0889 0.06214 45 43 0 2
3113 He can't afford a bunker. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3114 He's never been able to express his grottotude. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3115 I wonder how he gets his news? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3116 We really dug a hole for ourselves this time. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3117 Did we just invent privacy? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3118 I don't care what Sir David Attenborough will say. I am NOT waiting ten millennia to displace this Neanderthal creep! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3119 world's first mancave 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3120 He's trying to figure out what his woman wants. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3121 Getting around the wall was easy but how are we supposed to get passed this!? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3122 How can your brother contemplate the future of mankind when he can't even figure out how to dress properly? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3123 He hides in there to get away from the wife. He calls it his 'man cave'. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3124 He thinks cavemen is catchier than holemen. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3125 Well, you know a cave is only really just a cave on its side 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3126 Yes it is too still a cave! I just flipped it. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3127 He's going to be so jealous when these vertical caves take off. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3128 I hate those cave people. Always acting like who the hell they are. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3129 I told you he wouldn't eat kale. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3130 I'm pretty sure he's not going to let us in, Eve. He's guarding it himself. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3131 Give him time. He's yet to recover from the election. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3132 He's one of those boring Neanderthals 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3133 Sure, he's living in the penthouse, but at what cost? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3134 Given the price of housing, it is all he could afford on his upper middle class income 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3135 I've forgotten the password. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3136 I bet he has satellite TV in his man cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3137 The Cave Man Diet IS very healthy -but it makes Sam a little gassy... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3138 He is upset, his wife won't let him decorate his man cave. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3139 He refuses to come with us because he thinks he's safer from the eruption above ground. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3140 Well were back where we started... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3141 You know dear, it really doesn’t have much curb appeal. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3142 Ignore him sometimes he can be a real neanderthal. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3143 Drog, what are you doing? We're supposed to shelter in place. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3144 It's gonna rain any minute. If you help dig, you can use the swimming pool, too. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3145 Usually it lasts for a few weeks, then he is his old self, and we'll be able to move back in. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3146 Midge, the hole isn't any darker; it's all a facade. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3147 I know it's exhausting, but trust me, someday everyone will get around using my subway idea. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3148 And Trump thought that building a wall would keep us out 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3149 Shall we evolve from manhole to man cave? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3150 His wife says he's a real caveman. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3151 So, let him believe there's no other way out. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3152 Nouveau enough for you? Plus, now he wants drawings on the walls. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3153 Going condo? Not in a million years! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3154 He said he's not coming out until we evolve to his level. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3155 some like a hole and some like a cave 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3156 Duck down! I knew your father follow us. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3157 What's he going to do? Wait for a wall to be built? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3158 We'll never get past the new security system. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3159 One day we'll have a penthouse, too. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3160 Well, to me, he doesn't seem all that inscrutable. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3161 He thinks he's a third wheel. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3162 He's pissed about the prenup 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3163 Remind me - are we waiting to see if he sees his shadow, or is he waiting on us? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3164 He thinks he's sooo smart. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3165 Biggest cave on the block, and it's still not enough for him. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3166 Wouldn't you know? He took OUR spot, and he's not even texting! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3167 Elton lives in alternate reality. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3168 What bathroom does she use? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3169 And we're paying for that weekend getaway?! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3170 Dave really thinks his new home is better than a hole in the ground just because he can watch cave art anytime he wants. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3171 Gorg invent fire, I invent shorting the cave market. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3172 It may be the sign of the cross, but my bet is scabies. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3173 With a high rise condo you get inline access to somebody else's self contained garbage chute. WOW! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3174 Fermat's still working out his final theorem. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3175 Yes, but he seems lonely? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3176 Shadows on the wall . . . so that's his source for Twitter feed. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3177 Grog never leaves the cave since getting Netflix. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3178 Is he still looking at those animal pictures on the wall? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3179 Hey wait a minute this tunnel doesn't lead us to China?!?! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3180 Hole in the ground? It's not like he's living in the Taj Mahal. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3181 That's the start of Ticketmaster. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3182 Well Suzie, it took us 35 years, but I don't think we dug through to China. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3183 Let's see, I'm FBI, you're NSA, he's CIA, and WHO is the enemy. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3184 In a man cave, we basically just stare at images on the wall. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3185 Before the invention of the wheel, third wheels like Derek were called "not sex-pit material" 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3186 Looks like Ugg is moving up in the world. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3187 I feel for him....he's the only caveman in the valley without a show on Netflix. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3188 Maybe it's just a cosmetic fixer upper. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3189 Looks like one of those ego-centric art types to me. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3190 I told you there was a crease in the map. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3191 We will need a getaway wheel. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3192 He is living in an alternate world. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3193 If he could get out of this hole.... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3194 But do you know how much his home insurance is? 1.0889 0.06214 45 43 0 2
3195 SHH! He calls this "Missing Link-in Tunnel" says he's invented "performance art" 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3196 He calls it "man cave"; sure like that'll take off. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3197 It's very exclusive. Look important and walk sexy. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3198 Wiretapping the cave would be easier, and he’ll never suspect it. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3199 He said he's not a prepper. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3200 He's known for his dwelling. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3201 No wonder it's overpriced, Thog is the realtor! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3202 He can't see the train timetable, he's got tunnel vision. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3203 It appears Herb is suffering from tunnel vision............ 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3204 It's not PC, but he is acting like such a Neanderthal right now. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3205 Yeah, his cave is better in the rain, but we've got a wider view. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3206 Don't be a wuss. If he didn't want to hear about Green Peace, he should have put up a "no soliciting" sign. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3207 We never should have trusted your GPS ! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3208 I suppose his bargain condo had doors as an option 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3209 They told him to go back to the ice age. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3210 He invented whack-a-mole. I say we invent whack-a-bear. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3211 Looks just as it does on MLS. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3212 In 3,000 years, will a man still prefer his cave to a woman? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3213 Do you think he bought the part about coming back with Chinese take-out? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3214 I told you Jim gets upset when you poop in the hot tub 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3215 He says it's not a midlife crisis. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3216 What time was curfew again? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3217 Poor guy. I should lend him my copy of Plato's Republic. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3218 "It looks a whole lot better for when it rains". 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3219 I like that Piggy's house. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3220 That man cave idea of his is getting old. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3221 It is a beautiful wall, but I wish he wasn't there to make us pay for it. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3222 It takes skill to build a complex system of tunnels underground! Anyone can "find" a cave. 1.0889 0.06214 45 43 0 2
3223 Honey, this is ridiculous. We should have just paid the pay-per-view fee. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3224 Gotta dig fifty more yards and we're in! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3225 I'm not sure this is what that Plato guy had in mind, but it sure is fun to feel like we're freer than that dope in there. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3226 I'm going to run in while he's sleeping. He doesn't like me dating coal miners. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3227 Ted is looking so smug! He won't even let us in the good cave. We will just have to tunnel under it! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3228 He doesn't believe in bunkers. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3229 See, the 33.3 percenter elites may live better, but they aren't any happier. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3230 Nice work, you distracted him with the stick figure. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3231 "Hmpf. Hmpf!" *What is your purpose in cave?* 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3232 Our 'hole in the ground' patent was approved last month -- can we sue for royalties? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3233 Oops. Maybe this isn't a good time to call. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3234 There's a presidential directive that won't let us move in with him. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3235 I wonder how he got his hole to stick up like that. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3236 Let's call that agoraphobia. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3237 What part of "pit man" doesn't he understand? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3238 I think he's colluding with the Russians. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3239 Its not fair. Your father all alone in that big cave, and we're stuck here in this little hole. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3240 His cable provider went all digital and he refuses to upgrade. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3241 I've heard about this ground floor thing 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3242 I've heard he doesn't like counting. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3243 Once I get that raise and get out of the hole we'll have a cave even bigger than that guys! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3244 Off grid gentrification 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3245 The landlord promised us the penthouse. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3246 Whoops 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3247 A cave? Not in this economy. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3248 Oh boy, looks like you woke up your Dad Sneaking out last night. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3249 Ever since sweeps week started, Gork's been glued to that wall 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3250 And that's where we'll find the replacement to Obamacare. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3251 When the family you cant stand comes to visit. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3252 As a traditionalist, I still think clubbing him would have been a better idea 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3253 He's the Missing Link in this administration. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3254 He's vertically challenged. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3255 I TOLD you he wasn't dead! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3256 That is his idea of a man cave! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3257 Can you keep it down in there? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3258 I guess we're all grounded. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3259 How long before your room will be available? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3260 Do you think he might someday understand that staring at those erotic pictographs will get him nowhere. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3261 We need to upgrade our security. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3262 Gotta keep quiet. He meditates twice a day. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3263 The nukes worked, too bad diplomacy didn't. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3264 When he falls asleep we go in and steal the dog. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3265 Let's go tell the real estate agent this cave is too close to the subway. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3266 His lights must be out again. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3267 It's a phase every retired late night TV host goes through. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3268 This is going to be the best prank in history! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3269 We made it. Let's go get stoned. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3270 This is the banality of primeval. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3271 I kind of feel like an ass cuckolding your husband in this hole. 1.0889 0.06214 45 43 0 2
3272 FIRE! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3273 He's Amazon's new personal assistant. He'll even hunt a woolly mammoth if you ask him. What's next? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3274 He always crosses his arms during overtime. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3275 I like his new horizontal living plan better. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3276 Squatting rights don't exist yet, Jim. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3277 I think he is planning his retrospective! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3278 Poseur. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3279 It's a hole in the wall, but his fired antelope is fantastic. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3280 Ug call it "man cave" 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3281 Bah! "Horizontal Living Hole" - It'll never catch on. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3282 He does manage to create a certain prehistoric ambiance.... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3283 Gyna! This is huuuuge. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3284 It's no wonder she won't come back. He lives in a CAVE! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3285 Maybe someday he'll go geothermal.... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3286 He thinks we are gentrifying the neighborhood. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3287 Zog is hog. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3288 The creation of the Real Estate Agent "This is nice but what would something like that go for?" 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3289 He mad we not invite him to hole. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3290 between a rock, a volcano, and a hard place 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3291 He really acts as though he has a hole up on us. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3292 We've gotta figure out how to keep up with the Joneses. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3293 He thinks he's sooo smart. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3294 Seriously? You couldn't just do a cannonball? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3295 He needs to acknowledge that being a survivalist demands sacrifice. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3296 I tell you, they make you real clostrophobic! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3297 I think we should call him an early adopter. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3298 He's stuck in a cave echo chamber. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3299 “You sure this is the Bank of England”? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3300 He says he's not leaving until we join Greenpeace. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3301 Luddite! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3302 He's always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3303 I think he needs a hug. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3304 Once we invent the wheel, he can be our third. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3305 I wonder how many years he's going to pout about "wiretapping". 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3306 The first hack. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3307 "Holeman" is good too, right? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
3308 Discovering third dimension! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
3309 He struggles with the whole man-hole vs man cave thing. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
3310 Thag hasn't quite been himself since Ayla ran off with that Neanderthal. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
3311 Says he doesn't want to be called a Holeman. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
3312 He's not going away unless we buy some magazines. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
3313 No honey, two's company, three's a crowd. He can find his own rock to live under. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
3314 This way, we get more information than wire tapping. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3315 This happens every time we're out of aged balsamic vinegar. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3316 He calls it a penthouse! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3317 How he think he make us pay for wall? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3318 Kinda anticlimactic ... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3319 Sure, a detached garage is nice, but is it really worth the extra 500 stones? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3320 You've convinced me. We should upgrade our studio to a one bedroom. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3321 Looks like his border cave was a waste of effort. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3322 This reality show has to step it up a notch. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3323 Go give him some of your alternative facts. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3324 He's still upset about the election. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3325 He's binge-watching "The Hunt". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3326 Back to the future? The world’s future is a mess! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3327 When the volcano blows, it's pretty hard to judge pouters in a dank cave from our deep hole in the ground. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3328 Well we could distract him with alternative facts....... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3329 Ha ha. We got played by WikiLeaks again. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3330 Is the cave that cold? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3331 I told you they leave the baby alone when they go shopping. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3332 He doesn't look ready to leave 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3333 My nipples are cold too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3334 Worst man cave idea ever. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3335 This is too easy! Mark is always hiding in plain site! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3336 He's still mad. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3337 We've really dug ourselves a hole now 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3338 See? There's no light at the end of HIS tunnel. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3339 The wall didn't work. This is an employment program. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3340 It's also an earth ship, only his is above ground. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3341 His 'neo-Neolithic,' I could justify. But the 'bombed back to' is simply gratuitous. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3342 Late, but too funny not to submit: " I'll be havin' no fairies like Tink on this 'ere ship." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3343 Og's patent only covered man holes. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3344 Once they create MTV this will really take off... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3345 Don't worry about Og. He just inventing 3rd wheel. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3346 Grog want big wall, so Ook no come and block sun. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3347 He think he so smart...is lava tube. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3348 Are you sure this surveillance is constitutional? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3349 its not like I chucked your spear 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3350 I wonder if that caveman knows what the scribbling in the sand means over there. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3351 I'll bet he used one of those new semi circular drill bits from Cave Mart . 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3352 The ancestry search worked-that's my twin brother Glog! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3353 We should have dug to the right after passing the volcano. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3354 This is so sad. Doesn't he know Alley Oop never gives autographs? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3355 You can see him a mile away. He'll never capture a mate with that lair. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3356 I guess he decided to cave in to his feelings. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3357 That square wheel presentation really hit him hard. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3358 He booked it on Lairbnb. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3359 If your husband still wonders whether or not we are having a hole and corner affair, he should wonder no more. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3360 Check out that horizontal hole layout! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3361 We aren't keeping up with the Jones. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3362 Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3363 Spa's working better than the hot tub today. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3364 The cave doorman won't let us in because he doesn't know us from a hole in the ground. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3365 THE FIRST KINSEY RESEARCHERS--and why they're unknown. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3366 He just tweeted that the cave is full. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3367 So, Grug's Christmas past, present and future all the same? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3368 Do you think it's something we grunted? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3369 There's Les, at the end of the tunnel. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3370 Oh hell! The bank's security looks watertight. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3371 He'll understand after the first T-Rex signal. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3372 I told him he'd make a lousy doorman! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3373 His tumbledown cave doesn’t even have a basement, like the hole I built for us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3374 This use to be the most amazing greatest hotel. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3375 They were known as the 'El Chapos'. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3376 Yes, it's an impressive home. but the suburbs are so removed from where the action is. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3377 Don't move. If he can't see his shadow, we've got him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3378 Your brother has all that room in his cave, and he makes us stay out in his small extra room. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3379 He might find it easier to go in and out but he doesn't have a shower. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3380 Six more weeks of the Stone Age. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3381 We should probably move before the next golf ball comes. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3382 OOOH! Moog like new side loader home model! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3383 So...are you up for a threesome? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3384 Fine! You can gather. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3385 When they come out you hold the slate and I'll scratch the image. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3386 Keeping up with the Ugg-Chuggs 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3387 And you'll notice, this man cave has free cable and free Breitbart home delivery. It's a steal. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3388 Poor Dr. Strangelove! He probably thinks he should never have voted for Trump! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3389 He always sulks when he loses at body golf. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3390 'This is a strange zoo. It just sits there and does nothing but think." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3391 He must get thirsty. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3392 Pre-historic doomsday bunker. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3393 Great! We're beyond his evil wall. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3394 Divorce him! It's now--or never. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3395 I heard he was getting evicted. There is no rent control for caves in Triassic rock and newer. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3396 I told you he'd still be watching the TV. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3397 Now I see why they call it 'cave sitting'. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3398 He must have cabin fever. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3399 No stainless steel appliances? It might as well be a hole in the dirt. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3400 At least we did not pay for that wall. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3401 Yeah, well, the laugh will be on him when that roof eventually wears out. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3402 As a last resort, he declared Martial Law--but nobody listened. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3403 Stubborn cave man. I can't wait to see what the cat drags in. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3404 He might be a bit thick, but he's a real caveman. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3405 Rather than get that new furnace, he decided to invest in health care. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3406 I'm a "holeman", end of discussion. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3407 I hear he's quite the man about town... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3408 Look, Deb, I know he's still your little boy, but he needs to come out of his shell or he'll never meet a nice cave girl. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3409 It's a hole in the wall, but worth the trip from downtown. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3410 Our tunnel of love beats his. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3411 I think you got the better deal in the divorce. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3412 Have you found my club yet, Karen? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3413 My grandfather didn't spend all that time learning to walk upright so I could sit and stare at a 60-inch cave painting all day. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3414 He says he's going to be Woke. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3415 Who's the A-hole now? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3416 Grog not quite as busy as you say, Ms. Conway. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3417 You can't reinvent the wheel, Jeremy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3418 Contemplating a new cave drawing? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3419 He thinks "cul de sac" sounds pretentious. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3420 We dig Platonic threesomes. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3421 After his dad gave him the above ground hole, Bob painted a stick figure of himself above the entrance, called it a 'luxury cave,' and claims he carved the place by himself from the side of a mountain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3422 I can't see whats in the cave because of that stupid "GOOD NEWS! We've merged our Cartoon Caption Contest" sign is blocking the way! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3423 Do you remember the password? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3424 He thinks, therefore he is. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3425 Either he's in the mouth, or we're in the mouth. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3426 Why is the line always so long? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3427 Maybe we're in the wrong bomb shelter? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3428 March 14. Eve to Adam: I thought it would be okay since it is pi day. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3429 It's cavemen like him that gives us hole-people a bad rep. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3430 Look at THAT man cave! I'll bet he's a confirmed bachelor! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3431 Racquel warned him to knock off his caveman routine. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3432 He said he wanted to move to an echo the CIA couldn't hear him from 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3433 He's hiding from something called 'drones.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3434 He should try JDate. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3435 He's protesting a system which devalues his masculinity and interior decor. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3436 He says he's not coming out until our camp is fully vegan. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3437 NOW we can crowdfund the wheel! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3438 xxx 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3439 Do you think he has had enough of a time-out? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3440 Apparently the Jurassic Diet isn't working out for him. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3441 Cave-searching. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3442 Must be a bad hair day. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3443 Trust me, with his temper, you want to be in the pit when he realizes the district courts shot down another one of his executive caveman orders. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3444 I think it is safe to go through the border now. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3445 Why do we do this every day, honey? I don't know, his shadow's just always seem so much more interesting. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3446 We will Should we wait until his potty break? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3447 He drives a donkey too, and who wouldn't love it? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3448 Well, he did warn us that marriage would be a shit-hole. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3449 Can you at least give us some water for our horses? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3450 In meters we were in 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3451 Cave art heists were difficult to pull off 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3452 Sure Baby, he’s smug now, but everyone knows the caveman will die off. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3453 We can't judge them for fighting when our own marriage is in a hole. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3454 “No use trying to sneak by him”. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3455 Sure will be nice when GPS is invented and we can rescue El Chapo discreetly. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3456 He seems smug, but ours is vertically integrated. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3457 Haven't we seen this one before? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3458 Some day, we, too, will have above ground cave! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3459 He's coming into the Stone Age kicking and screaming... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3460 Gronk lonely. Gronk push everyone away. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3461 Im telling you, you're doing it wrong. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3462 I'll be darned. He did get Mexico to pay for it. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3463 I hear he's now identifying as female. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3464 LOOK...at that location. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3465 I guess he's sulking because he doesn't like lava cake. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3466 I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3467 Once he builds the wall, we'll have to go back inside to see him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3468 How on earth did he enter that painted tunnel? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3469 I do hate barging in like this. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3470 He's so stubborn with his "Make America Cave Again" attitude. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3471 Even in prehistory, the top 1% of white men were actually deeply unhappy and only really wanted a friend. Sometimes they hired outside help, allowing the less evolved tunnel-people to come to the surface for brunch dates. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3472 At least he as a man-cave. I am stuck in this hole in the ground with you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3473 A hole man in cave? How will he ever attract the ladies? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3474 You need to wait before you cue him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3475 I prefer the horizontal approach. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3476 He said he just wouldn't use the communal bathroom. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3477 I told you we should have stopped and asked for directions. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3478 How do you think that HE got the penthouse suite? ! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3479 Sorry, but three's a crowd. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3480 If you ignore him, he might come out of his cave. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3481 Glar didn't care about the volcano, she shouldn't have looked at Zep the way she did 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3482 We build a moat, and Mexico pays for it. What doesn't he understand? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3483 Look, it's Noah under his Ark! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3484 Woman, his home not so great. Our home has water. Get Wellies, all o.k. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3485 How in the world did we ever get uptown to see Og before the Second Avenue extension was completed? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3486 He may have the biggest house around, but what a miserable person! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3487 He said something like two's company, three's a crowd. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3488 I dig convertibles. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3489 That cave fucking sucks compared to our hole. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3490 why do we have to live below the ground? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3491 His cave lacks the feng shui of our crater. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3492 You will soon learn. A moat is better than a wall. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3493 Isn't he the guy we saw in front of Macy's? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3494 That's better in bad weather. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3495 I think he's been dating a neanthertal woman! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3496 He wants to find a holy place where he feels more comfortable. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3497 Our place is a $h*! Hole ! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3498 Yes, but his won't get wet in the rain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3499 He still doesn't know hide-and-seek has been invented already? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3500 You said this tunnel would take us to China 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3501 He's doing a shoot of his man cave for his eHarmony profile. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3502 Why didn't you ask what he meant by "an Airbnb?" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3503 So that's the new style in caves! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3504 It's time you got out of that hole in the wall dump, Chuck. I just dug you a private bed and bath down here. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3505 I suppose it would be alright as long as you didn't mind everyone knowing your business. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3506 Horizontal holes - that's crazy. We need to get to work on wall technology. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3507 He just invented the third wheel. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3508 That yellow-haired-chicken-impersonating-quack is our WHO? Can you repeat that just one time for me, mama? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3509 Lucky for us the wall hasn't been built yet. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3510 "And all because we didn't buy into his bridge". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3511 The guy's fire goes out and he wins 'Extreme Cave Makeover!' You gotta be kiddin'. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3512 I wonder if he gets wet sleeping in there. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3513 This way I can check on the cave-sitter and make sure he's not moving our rocks. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3514 What a loser, he'll be called a caveman, instead of a cessman. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3515 Fred never invites me up any more. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3516 I don't understand why we're in time out and he's not. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3517 Damn it's chilly in here! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3518 Volcano shelter's better than a cave. Duh. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3519 I can't believe he hasn't gotten new flooring installed yet. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3520 Is that the light at the end of the tunnel 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3521 Ugh, do you think George will ever crawl out of his echo chamber, chamber? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3522 Yes, but we're vertically integrated. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3523 And he calls himself a holeman. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3524 You distract him and I'll grab his rock. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3525 Get tinder...so we can light a fire under him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3526 After the Ice Age, he never could bare a pool party again. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3527 I thought you said you were all right with the bungalow plan. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3528 They ran out of fortune cookies. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3529 Meat sweats. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3530 Early man-baby. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3531 "Tunnels too short. Reminds me of a movie." "Whats a movie?". 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3532 You still think he is a light sleeper? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3533 Come in hot-tub Groog, don't make weird. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3534 Poor Tom…. He’ll never find a wife like that! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3535 Told you. He doesn't know his lass from a hole in the ground. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3536 Never ask someone else for directions. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3537 Steven's hard to live with. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3538 If he can only complete this tunnel by about 2017 I am sure he will be a helping to mankind. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3539 Doesn't he know that there are spiders in that cave? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3540 Eve, offer him a bite of your apple. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3541 He has great form for a stowaway. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3542 He's decided that his cave paintings enhance the interior design. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3543 It's his 'West Wing' night. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3544 We stopped digging. Now what? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3545 Talk about getting in a show-hole. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3546 But it's not portable. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3547 he looks like he just satisfied himself!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3548 Chuck likes to watch the wall art in his man cave. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3549 He looks so lonely. Give me your iPhone and I'll send him the link for Match.com 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3550 You'd think he was guarding the treasure of Sierra Madre! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3551 Do you think this reality show stuff will catch on? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3552 Well, I was fine with co-CEO. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3553 He claims that it's private property. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3554 What kind of idiot do you have to be to settle in a cave? Who knows what kind of hot mess is down there. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3555 Every mole has a hole but his is endless. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3556 He calls his cave the chick magnet.. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3557 He guards his tunnal, so we'll dig our own He got it wrong. This is the way to China! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3558 He was promoted from cave man to volcano security. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3559 HE LOVES HIS MANCAVE. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3560 That's Drumpf Cave. You distract him and I'll tap it 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3561 I told you taking Uber would be faster. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3562 Jim, come on, stop being such a caveman. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3563 So this is a cave cam!? I want my money back. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3564 Alone again, naturally. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3565 "He is upset that we moved to a new hole". 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3566 He looks lonely. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3567 He is alway been a "before the dawn of man" with curfews. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3568 I think he took 'we need to dig more' to mean 'you think I'm fat.' 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3569 I just remembered - the doormen union called for a strike this week. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3570 I thought you said we were going back in time. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3571 Tell him the hot tub won't have water for 500,000 years. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3572 He put everything he had into a subway scam. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3573 At last, I thought this elevator would never surface. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3574 I don't think Cyril's new McMansion has made him a happier person. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3575 He calls this a 'cozy guestroom'? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3576 He says open concept is passé. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3577 There's insight at the end of the tunnel. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3578 He is just taking a rest. He's building a man cave. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3579 Our house one day be his pool. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3580 Be warned, he's pouting about letting females into the cave. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3581 I caved in and made reservations for us. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3582 I told you that China wasn't any more interesting than home 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3583 I don't know why we're not allowed in, something about a 'man cave' ? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3584 Solitary confinement prohibits having a woman in your cave. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3585 Where he sleeps doesn't make us dig. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3586 Seems like the preppers are always one step ahead... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3587 He's gone sideways again. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3588 He obviously never saw "The Great Escape." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3589 "He couldn't find any ochre". 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3590 He's so stubborn! He COULD have followed us. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3591 DNA proved he's Neanderthal. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3592 Tunneling under his fat butt was too easy! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3593 He said he didn't want to be a first wheel. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3594 No, you can't have the car and you're not going out until you clean up your cave! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3595 Do you think he regrets wearing that red hat yet? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3596 Should we tell him about the alternate entrance? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3597 I guess he wasn't ready to swing. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3598 He can't be Secret Service without an ear piece and sunglasses. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3599 Maybe we should move. He has AC. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3600 rent controlled! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3601 Prewar apartments are sooo last week. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3602 Whoa, bigger isn't necessarily better. Lonely much? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3603 Hole-in-groundman sound just as good as caveman. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3604 When is Dad letting us out of the dog house? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3605 Bobbo has been like that ever since we had Dino for dinner. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3606 Your father is a bonehead! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3607 Get your shovel and start digging, we're making cavemen great again 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3608 Blasphemy! 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3609 I'll gladly take "prairie dogging" over a lonely private office. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3610 I can't believe we tunneled all the way from China for this. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3611 Now you want to step in, I suppose. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3612 Note extinct security system; when it snores, we can bypass it. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3613 Your father must have slept there all night, he's still in his PJs. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3614 He doesn't want to play whack-a-neanderthal anymore. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3615 How about a "time out?" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3616 Honey, do you think the Neanderthal can come out to play? Hi Stephen. Yes you Stephen Bannon. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3617 We. the Mole People, must defeat they, the Tunnel People. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3618 He adapted to the wheel but not to E-Z Pass. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3619 He's going to sit there until he sees his shadow as a hunter. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3620 I can't stand the new high-rises they're building. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3621 I told him he should have installed those solar panels 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3622 But it's not my fault I'm lactose intolerant. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3623 Edison's on a roll. First the Jacuzzi, now the toll. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3624 No kidding! You should have read the user manual. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3625 He has volcano-phobia. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3626 Well, I saw the hidden image in that "magic eye" drawing immediately. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3627 If he is an ideal form, let's go back down and keep watching the shadows. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3628 There is Clyde getting up in the world, but its still just a studio apartment. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3629 Can you believe this traffic! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3630 The rents are so high because it's a heated cave. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3631 He's always had a terrible sense of direction. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3632 Pretty damn Spartan homeless shelter, if you ask me. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3633 Klonk really knows his art so maybe the drawing on the wall is not as simple as it looks to me. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3634 xfghdtyh 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3635 Doesn't look like he's really looking for company." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3636 Captain Jack Sparrow, sir. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3637 Me told you us do it wrong. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3638 I guess he can't swim. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3639 Honey, I told you to bring along some spare change if we were taking the subway today. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3640 How come father left his home to big brother and we got this booby trap? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3641 It's a preview showing of the next millenia model! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3642 Let's give him some space. It's just his Man Cave? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3643 He will die if he refuses to join us in our meteor-bomb shelter. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3644 He's always been a right-brain thinker 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3645 Alright. Go over and tell me that it gets better. I won't believe ME. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3646 When you start seeing wandering eyes, you might be in a bad situation. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3647 He's done it — he's disrupted holes. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3648 That must be a new chant! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3649 There's enough room for you too! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3650 yeah, sorry, really don't know what's taking so long. but let's wait just a little while longer. i promise, this guy's always jerking off. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3651 Since when did holey matrimony replace traditional drag & drop? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3652 He's literally a caveman. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3653 This is so much fun! 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3654 Maybe you sneak in through servant entrance. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3655 I don't know, Zizek is a little too idiosyncratic for my taste. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3656 See. Some people are movin' on up to the eastside. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3657 Him fool. End so near, but blithely unaware. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3658 We need to wait him out. Very few rent controlled caves in this neighborhood. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3659 Hey bob, hey, can we do best 2 out of 3? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3660 He does so know the difference. The one is on the floor of a very nice warm cave. We're standing in the other. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3661 Eve, we're not the only ones! 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3662 Movember foundation. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3663 He may have better shelter, but I'll be the social isolation will kill him. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3664 You can find my DIY cave art tutorials on Youtube. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3665 No, I don't regret not inviting him. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3666 He's been right before. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3667 Is a roof over our head really worth calling ourselves cavemen? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3668 It's his vision. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3669 How much you wanna bet he's gonna sniff his hands? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3670 I just said "Lure it out and we'll catch it". What's to think about? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3671 Were personality disorders invented yet? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
3672 Cave's are so 2000 and late 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3673 His space is rent controlled, but when he moves out, it will go sky high." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3674 How can he count to ten without numbers? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3675 He says he's waiting for a Starbucks to open closer to cave 3! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3676 Aye, me hearties, perhaps the plank was not our best option. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3677 ha , just wait till the rains come , then he'll see 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3678 Helga has him sleeping out in the cave tonight. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3679 I'm getting worried that gork isn't social enough. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3680 Maybe he should try "CavemenOnly.com?" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3681 He prefers the puppeteers alternative facts. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3682 He lives in a parallel universe.... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3683 Grok right. 'Hole Earth Catalog' no good for real estate. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3684 What did you say to him? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3685 He looks like a down-to-earth kind of guy. Shall we invite him over? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3686 He's always been at the vanguard of the architectural movement. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3687 Fred calls it "a condo", but it will never replace a hole in the ground for elegant living. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3688 So....He wants us to redecorate his mancave. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3689 Him say if unfocus eyes can see a picture of woolly mammoths. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3690 He won't come back until our political discourse is more civilized. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3691 Is this what they call the cave of China? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3692 Another Craig List swinger party disappointment. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3693 He stays where he is, but can still dig deep--into his mind. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3694 Did you expect the moon? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3695 There all crazy to live in a cave. We Neanderthals have the right idea. I don't see how those Homosapiens can survive living like that. Trust me. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3696 Maybe we could bribe him with meat and vegetables, but no grains or dairy? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3697 Landlord's not giving up so soon, this time! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3698 I guess that's where you go when the volcano blows. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3699 I TOLD you we should have turned right at the last rock! But would Mister Know it all consult a map?!? Oh, no! "I know exactly where his cave is!" he said … 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3700 He looks suspicious, and may be the one who tapped our wall symbols. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3701 Penthouse living will never catch on 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3702 This is the only way we could get President Trump to stop tweeting! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3703 I suckled at the breast of an ancient she-ghoul. He drank chocolate milk out of a garden hose. And now look at him, sitting there with his arms folded. As if he invented caves. Nobody did. They happen naturally, when ground-salt erodes the bedrock. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3704 He thinks the horizontal style is cooler. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3705 Remember the "bear-scene" in Revenant?.... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3706 He'd love a beer, but he'll have to wait until at least the Bronze Age. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3707 What a troglodyte. I'm glad we switched to geothermal living. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3708 Maybe it is better to be a cave dweller than a tunnel dweller. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3709 Grog refuses to come until global warming fills the hole with warm water. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3710 The original 'time out.' The origin of the 'time out.' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3711 True, losing Jack to a perpendicular universe felt sad 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3712 You wanted Canada? You got suburban Canada. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3713 He's calling it the United Cave of America. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3714 He just can't stand the government telling him what to do. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3715 That looks just like you! Did this hole take us to the past? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3716 Gosh, the GOOD NEWS box is covering Ook's head. Not very funny. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3717 Do you think he knows we went to the party without him? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3718 Oh, that's the new horizontal drilling technique. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3719 I would be understanding if YOU found a cave woman who invited you into her hole. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3720 He was smart to buy now. When the Second Avenue subway is finished this neighborhood's going to go crazy. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3721 Is this what they call the high rent district? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3722 I thought you said he was into the menage. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3723 I didn't want to go to IKEA either 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3724 Do you think we've been watching too much Guy lately? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3725 So that's the bore responsible for the Tunnel of Love? I prefer my Bawdy Burrow! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3726 It's a no-brainer! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3727 " My God, there is the Chief Luddite". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3728 Now that he's found the light at the end of the tunnel, how long do you think it will take for him to realize he hasn't yet passed "go"? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3729 Do you think he sees us? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3730 I would think he'd be happier with his fancy above-ground cave. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3731 He refuses to even consider switching to Tiny Home Living. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3732 I feel reborn, but Grog's been a bit of a crank since I started cooking paleo. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3733 When he turns his head, knock on his wall and run away. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3734 Let's make him an offer for his condo that he can't refuse. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3735 Kitchen needs updating. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3736 Threesomes never work. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3737 if he makes this shot, our way of life is over. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3738 "Just imagine the property taxes" Thor said defensively. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3739 It must have cost him at least 5000 stones. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3740 Actually the reception’s not that bad. It’s the guano that gets you. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3741 I told you we were short... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3742 Clan of the cave bear meet clan of the gopher. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3743 Didn't we just make that hole?(Female) 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3744 I really thought WWIII would do more to disrupt wealth inequality. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3745 Next hill have a fancy cart. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3746 Don't you think by now he would've stopped throwing temper tantrums? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3747 So that's what 'pointy stick' money looks like. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3748 It takes the fun out of the primal movement if it's not underground. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3749 Are you sure he said seven, honey? He doesn't seem too welcoming. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3750 make caves great again 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3751 Once they invent fences we can finally start using my binoculars. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3752 Yeah Bertha, that looks nice, but let's wait till they come up with the brownstone before we make any offers. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3753 Looks like he's not letting us back in the cave until we dig ourselves out of this hole we've gotten ourselves in. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3754 Why would anyone want to be in a fox cave? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3755 Told you he would cave in. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3756 He calls it his "land hole". He goes there whenever he's feeling "ugh". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3757 Sure it has great acoustics but if he won't accept me as the Conductor, it's moot. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3758 It's a shared rental 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3759 Fine Jim. Vertical is NOT the new horizontal! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3760 He finally got his "man cave", now he wants television. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3761 Okay, you distract him and I'll grab the TV. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3762 Be careful when we go past the security guy. He's really good at tripping. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3763 Remind me again of the advantages of garden apartment over lobby-level apartment living. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3764 We should really invent something to help light the way next time. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3765 Stay focused because someone else wants your spot 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3766 That cave dweller thinks he is all that. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3767 Looks like Jim is in the wildebeest house again. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3768 He's just so habilis sometimes. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3769 We might as well go back to our side of the wall. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3770 He no admit his tunnel big boondoggle. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3771 He’s so sensitive about his weight. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3772 Caves are so yesterday. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3773 We dug for days, but this doesn't look like China 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3774 Natural selection! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3775 He took that 'enemy of the cavemen' comment to heart. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3776 TV sickens me. (anagram of Mick Stevens) 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3777 He's not a prepper. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3778 Instructions, schminstructions... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3779 This is his second time out this week. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3780 Oog can't afford that... he must be renting ? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3781 This is called Penthouse, where our infamous bachelor Bonehead lives, all by himself. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3782 We see you've started a new tower. Thanks for making America great again! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3783 We will never leave the hole, sir. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3784 Gary looks like he could really use a Junior Mint. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3785 I'm not sure, he just grunted 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3786 I wonder if he has to pay a security deposit. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3787 This house arrest is harder on us than on him. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3788 Didn't I say it would be a money pit? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3789 CIA: spying you since the beginning of times 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3790 He's our cave man. The board felt "door man" just didn't sound right. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3791 Grok might actually be onto something with this "sideways hole" idea of his. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3792 He just told fire not alive. Need alone time to process. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3793 What's with his arms? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3794 The rum isn't that bad. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3795 Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon looking for the ideal American Society 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3796 Uncle Romulus refuses to move out of the guest bedroom. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3797 We didn't go far enough! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3798 I think it's time we had a little talk with him! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3799 Not much of a man cave. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3800 Damn! We've forgotten to bring his present. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3801 I see Bob's been working hard on his sit-up form. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3802 I've got a decent proposal 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3803 As I retire from hunting and gartering we should put the cave up for a reverse mortgage. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3804 Our host is such a local. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3805 He is collecting tolls, but it has been slow. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3806 Ever since he moved into a high-rise he's been so full of himself. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3807 Look at this monkey! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3808 His cave is just not a good fit with the neighborhood. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3809 Would he take half back rent? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3810 And to think you told me on-demand movies would bring us closer together. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3811 Why won't he join us in our hot tub? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3812 He keeps muttering that he 'liked the shadows better than the puppets.' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3813 It's a fox hole. He's vertically challenged. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3814 They upgraded the security system since we owned the cave. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3815 Will he be glad to see us? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3816 Don't worry. The train doesn't come for 5,000 years. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3817 If you'd taken a left back there, like I told you, we wouldn't be in this predicament. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3818 Hmm, I will call him "Neanderthal caveman" so not to confuse him with us, "Sapian hole dudes." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3819 Those Eloi are looking more like us Morlocks every day. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3820 How can he live like that? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3821 Maybe he could have kept you if he had faster wi-fi. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3822 Beauty is beneath the surface 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3823 He just sits there all day staring at that new big-cave drawing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3824 At least our place has the same walk score. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3825 C'mon, don't be a Neanderthal. Take the subway. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3826 His team lost in the Big Dance. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3827 Sure, he's got the fanciest cave on the block, but since Marnie left, he's lost his sparkle. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3828 Grug's guest cave is somewhat lacking. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3829 Me think fire pit too far, and too deep. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3830 I bet no one yet thought of eloping this way. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3831 Didn't you tell him the IRT suspended service on this line? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3832 Do you think that tunnel is safer than a foxhole? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3833 To heck with "Take a dive." Next time I'm goin' back t' good ol' "Walk the plank!" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3834 He doesn't believe that the court said he CAN come in! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3835 Distant times call for distant measures. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3836 We should just forget it - we won't sway him away from Trump. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3837 Look, someone caved and bought the place next door! Did you know it doubles as a pizza oven? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3838 Don't worry darling, the 'caveman' will never catch on. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3839 He is god--sits on his hole! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3840 I can't believe she left here for the hole she now calls home. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3841 See? He has a mancave and all I have this manhole. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3842 yes he has his own cave but does he have a wheel? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3843 How many more days of "sharing economy" before we get our cave back? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3844 I am going to miss the brontosaurus steaks! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3845 I'm certain the holemen legacy will live on past this. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3846 The great genius! He wouldn't be staring at that wall painting if he didn't know we were looking at him. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3847 "Alternative cave," yeah, right. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3848 He doesn’t care… recall… impeach…alien takeover… whatever. Then he’s coming out. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3849 I thought he'd be into it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3850 Goodbye, Mister I'm too good for the dinosaur shelter 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3851 So he lives in a hole in the wall upper West...we got a den babe! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3852 Available housing has significantly decreased since he became HUD Secretary. We'd all be better off if he stuck with brain surgery. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3853 These end of the world enactments are now getting old- he's just taken up yodeling 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3854 He can't stand bridge and tunnel people. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3855 If we're going to be the world's first private eyes, we're really going to have to invest in some bug-proof under-hides. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3856 If he asks of your whereabouts, invent some tall tale of wiretapping and foreigners taking away his job, that'll get him all riled up! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3857 Some say, he spends weeks at a time looking at that thing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3858 We'll outnumber him tomorrow. Today is a 'Day Without a Woman'. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3859 xxx 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3860 He was mugged on the subway by a mammoth. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3861 When does fashionably late morph into outright rudeness? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3862 We're watching him from a hole in the ground and he looks mad about it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3863 It's a hole in a wall, but it looks like an improvement. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3864 Careful. Grok doesn’t know if he’s cometh or goeth. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3865 He wants a serene life in a monastic way. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3866 Slim pickings this singles night. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3867 He deconstructed the administrative state. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3868 This must be the famous cave at emptor. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3869 Don't be embarrassed, Harvey. We all pee in the hot tub. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3870 Can you believe it, he got the apartment for $1500.00 a month in New Yorker city and it's furnished. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3871 I'm sorry I had to ditch you Larry, but with this cave girl, you can say I hit a one in a hole 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3872 I think he might be onto something with this cave home idea. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3873 The horizontal cave shelter will never catch on. Vertical holes are the future. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3874 And get this, he calls it his "man-cave". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3875 I told you it was a cave, not "The Cave." SMH. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3876 What's with him? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3877 I wanna be in the cave where it happens. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3878 Just because he knows which way to dig, doesn't mean he's a better kisser. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3879 Definitely not Eloi - and I'm getting hungry. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3880 Either he doesn't notice me, or he believes I'm your cousin. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3881 Maybe we should get a pest report before talking to the agent. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3882 Horizontal! Horizontal! Horizontal! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3883 It's Called a Welcome Hole 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3884 He's planing the Second Avenue Subway extension to 96th street" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3885 You ask him what went went too far last night, he's your husband. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3886 He's living in the moment to he whole. I'd rather live in a hole to be safe. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3887 There's got to be an easier way to rebut his "holier than thou" claim. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3888 He went with that new sideways model. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3889 I hate waiting in line for the hot springs. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3890 Your son, the 'Doctor of Anthropology,' has been dormant longer than that volcano. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3891 Is this the way to China?.......I think we took a wrong turn. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3892 Zog is hog. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3893 Nice cave bich 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3894 He says he's waiting for Crocs. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3895 so who wants to sit anyway? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3896 Let him be, he's working on a new meditative yoga he just learned. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3897 I know we have cleaner air, no traffic jams, no I.R.S. and all that, but we'll never get to laugh at a Bob Mankoff cartoon. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3898 To bad it's not the fourth of July. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3899 How can Snog afford the penthouse? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3900 I hear his soliloquy is fantastic! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3901 Seems, resigned! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3902 Him invent sideways cave. Look lonely, pensive. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3903 Rocco laughed at his stick figure painting. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3904 You don't think tickling his feet will work this time? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3905 I'll agree on human if he fails the Turing test. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3906 Lebo621 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3907 He just found out that I'm pregnant. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3908 He's too literal for my tastes. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3909 Quickly tell me, what is our quest? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3910 Hey! is that your brother? you guys look alike. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3911 Finally we can get WiFi 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3912 There is some room in our volcano shelter. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3913 I want a home like his. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3914 Psst, hurry up and get to heaven before anyone sees you! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3915 I wonder if he'll let us have a VISA? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3916 Bunga trying to invent third wheel. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3917 The mesozoic bore is back. Let's just cocoon tonight? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3918 Doesn't he know that the ambient ground temperature is 45 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3919 I think they call this a cone of silence. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3920 He looks pretty mad, I'm not sure we should tell him about the new volcano escape route. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3921 Hole-y, he sure is moody today 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3922 I can't believe he got through the force field again. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3923 Plus, he pays her four divots a month in alimony. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3924 His parrot would be proud. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3925 See, I told you they don't have fire yet. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3926 I wonder what he is thinking! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3927 He's not as interesting as the mating teradactyles. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3928 I've heard his new dwelling features a new wall treatment he calls "art." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3929 He's even got cave art TV! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3930 Ohh oh, Dad, your shield is about to blow. Get in 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3931 Did the meteor hit earth yet 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3932 Lonely caveman 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3933 It'll be tougher once he puts his wall up. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3934 Hey!! Anger will be the death of you!!! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3935 Look...another chilling chamber for emerging sapien stress 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3936 Do you suppose he's protesting the Day Without Mastedons? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3937 The A listers are in. Here's our chance... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3938 That's not the light at the end of the tunnel. That's Herman the Hopeless. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3939 We dug the whole, now what! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3940 Funny, he doesn't look Chinese. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3941 Even that guy in the cave knows better than to vote for Trump. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3942 Should we tell him he's better off then us? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3943 Sits all day looking at animal drawings. Calls it is Man Cave. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3944 Let's wait until he gets a pool table. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3945 It's his safe space. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3946 I'm sorry about your husband. It's just a case of 'Two's company. Three's a crowd.' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3947 Honey, if deep-thinking narcistic loner is your type, go for him. But make sure you have a job because you will end up having to support him. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3948 It's not for us, too derivative. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3949 Doesn't he know he's sitting under a bigger volcano? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3950 Jim, I wonder what he is mad about? He looks like he's pouting. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3951 His hole might be better than ours…? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3952 Hurry up man, nature calls! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3953 Ask him if he has any aspirin. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3954 Look at Tim over there with his boring horizontal cave. Doesn't he know that vertical caves are the latest trend?" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3955 He refuses to accept the election results. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3956 We were digging it and lost track of time, honest. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3957 Stone Age Great Escape--"Gnats! 20 feet short!" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3958 It's one of those new micro-units. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3959 I told him we rather be hole people. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3960 And he kept saying, if we let him stay in the cave, we could have a hut over our heads. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3961 I say we do a forward roll. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3962 That's like the wolf guarding the hen house 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3963 We're done here, but the bidet won't be delivered till next week. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3964 Ill stay you go, go on leave me behind. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3965 I can't see all of Gack! There is a stupid 'GOOD NEWS!..." sign from the New Yorker covering some of him up! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3966 If I knew he was that good, he could have stayed. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3967 Our son, Mr. Big Shot best selling diet book author, and he calls "this" an in-law unit? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3968 They call him Hermit of the Rocks. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3969 He's not like us. He thinks tunnels must be horizontal. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3970 So far he's only got "T-U-N-N" and he's not quite happy with that. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3971 Do you think his place comes with a shower? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3972 What's with his "holier than thou" attitude - I just said three's a crowd. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3973 He keeps calling us immigrants. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3974 He can't decide: "White House or "Executive Mansion". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3975 So he's not a fan of, 'three's a crowd'? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3976 He said windows have better curb appeal than cold sand, whatever that means. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3977 You're his muse. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3978 Everything was fine until Jones moved in. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3979 Wow, its like back to the future! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3980 It's perfect. Bill always was a caveman and Hillary can hide out. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3981 Okay, Brarg, you can get in the hole too - dont be a cave baby. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3982 Our pronunciation at sentencing could probably use some improvement. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3983 Does he have to be the third wheel? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3984 "Your father seems peaceful...think he'd like a foot massage? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3985 Well of course I recognize it's an oedipal cry for attention with all its Freudian undertones. But I still contend he'll be warmer and drier when Ukko God of Storms brings for the white flakes of rain. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3986 He gets mad when I go crater-hopping. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3987 Whatya think? Is he gonna "Love it or List It? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3988 Why does our chief have to ask the Great Spirit if we can mate? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3989 I still say he's a threat to society. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3990 He should use GEICO 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3991 Now I can say vestibule is not perfect for a 60" LED! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3992 Oook think Gog maybe one up Oook - man cave more better than man hole. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3993 You were the one who said let's live next to the Joneses. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3994 He told me he was a hermit 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3995 He said he's given up his spear for good and its ...and its vegan for all of us from now on. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3996 Do you think he is boycotting "Beauty and The Beast" or Starbucks? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3997 Do you think he is still mad at us? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3998 We should have gone with the open floor plan model. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3999 Why does he always take things so literally? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4000 Your new life with me is gonna be first class caves all the way, not that bum's low rent hole-in-the-wall. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4001 Where do you think he is hiding the Ipad?" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4002 He'll her over it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4003 He was awarded the Pritzker for digging horizontal caves. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4004 should we ask him to join us 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4005 But, hey. Wait a second. That's not a red canoe. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4006 Shittiest Neolithic Fashion Week yet. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4007 Looks like fun. Me join him. You bring snacks and then go away. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4008 I sure looks lonely at the top. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4009 That looks like a grizzly place to take a knap. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4010 He's been sulking in there ever since Drumpf was elected! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4011 He's one of those stubborn literalists: 'I'm a CAVEman, dammit!' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4012 He found his link. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4013 Well, sure, these horizontal holes are great at keeping the rain out but there's no way he's going to trap a mammoth. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4014 He is trying to think how to finish this outdoor jacuzzi ! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4015 He's just not a deep thinker. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4016 I'm glad tweeting hasn't been invented yet. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4017 He says he won't come out until Melania comes back to D.C. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4018 He found the wrong hole. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4019 He still thinks we're going to cave in. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4020 He's a Home-owner Sapien. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4021 Careful, he’s an whac-a-mole champion! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4022 See, I told you he floats on aura at home 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4023 What's his beef? He told you to go find some tinder. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4024 Always with the "dry this" and "dry that" and "I never worry about the rain..." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4025 It's a new option, they're calling it a penthouse. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4026 I'm starting to regret drawing niche memes on the cave wall. If you don't get it, you don't get it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4027 Passed up for another promotion Bork? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4028 Oh, I thought you said "let's start a quarry," not "quarrel." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4029 Now he's just being a jerk. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4030 Aye, a scurvy low degree of difficulty. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4031 The pop ups won't go away! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4032 I understand he has geothermal heating. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4033 Well, he wanted to be president. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4034 I know our place is a shithole, but he'd better stop using it as a shit hole! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4035 How much do you think the down payment on one of those is? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4036 Tarik, when we bought this pace at auction the County said it was uninhabited! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4037 Sure, he looks happy, but I just feel more grounded. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4038 I like an entrance with a Louis Sullivan inspired arch. Forget that he's not born yet. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4039 Maybe he was born since the Cold War and is confused about what shelter means. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4040 "Ned, the neighbor, looks like he's in a crabby mood again!? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4041 Whatever. I like our pit. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4042 I don't want to be a part of your bomb shelter no matter how much you grunt. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4043 You run in and distract him and I'll high-tail it out of here. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4044 If he sees us together he's going to go all caveman. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4045 His character is a real stretch from his previous roles. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4046 Whack-a-Mole didn't look quite this painful at the carnival 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4047 007 do you copy? The creature has entered the base. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4048 I heard rumours of this neighborhood being gentrified. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4049 She went 'gathering' a month ago. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4050 Getting $60 million for that book wasn't such a big deal after all. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4051 I'd rather be seated in the field boxes! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4052 He's a real Neo-anderthal. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4053 He wants to be out of his confort zone 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4054 The polls said he had a five-point lead. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4055 Ok, so we transformed his boring bison into a merry mermaid. ...he didn't have to go all Neanderthal on us. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4056 Ole Dag always has to be on the cutting edge. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4057 He's waiting for his patent on the high-rise. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4058 The B Generation just doesn't care about privacy. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4059 We shouldn't have eaten his gummy dinosaurs! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4060 OMG. It looks like the 11:17. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4061 To think I fell for the old I invented the wheel line! We're twenty feet short. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4062 Do you think he's tired of always being the third circle-shaped rock we invented to ease mobility? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4063 Maybe we would be happier with a newer model shelter. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4064 This is just a drill, Krog. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4065 There’s no way he could survive a nuclear attack in there 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4066 I'd have to say lizard, Wanda. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4067 He's starting a brave sit-in for Minotaur's rights. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4068 His flame went out. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4069 Shall we murder him? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4070 Maybe Oglak right, dig hot tub closer to smoking mountain... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4071 MY OH MY - OUR FRIEND NEANDO HAS MOVED UPTOWN 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4072 Ugg finally found a way to impose his travel ban 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4073 I think you should pay alimony. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4074 Yes...he may have invented the cave...but he still needs our invention...outdoor plumbing! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4075 I'll bet we could boost Grog's energy level with a chthonic colonic. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4076 This another fine mess you've gotten me into. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4077 Let's go home; get map; try again. Oooh! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4078 Ewe, gentrification. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4079 Houga ~ Houga ! He look like greeter ! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4080 He thinks the gods aren't angry enough to let it get this far. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4081 Holey Moley! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4082 I should have known you guys would try to undermine me again. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4083 Sure, Trump Cave has a doorman, but would you want to live there? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4084 He's got to cave in soon. When he does, we will have our opening. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4085 The meteorites took out everything but the roaches and Harold. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4086 I told you, slam it one more time and I'll take the door off! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4087 Just tell your dad we went to the movies 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4088 Don't worry, it's not that hot. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4089 Ready or not, here I come! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4090 He's miffed about the election results, even though he didn't vote. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4091 Tell him that with Cialis, he doesn't have to pause to go to the bathroom or worry about not being ready when the time is right. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4092 Oh, sure--NOW Og want privacy in sex hole. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4093 He doesn't look Oriental to me. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4094 What do you mean you changed your mind? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4095 He's right - it does seem like a better place to watch Netflix! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4096 It's either tunnel carpal syndrome or an emotional response to misplacing his shovel. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4097 So, did the plans say say meters or yards? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4098 Glad you have a backdoor 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4099 Its a hole lot better over here. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4100 Let's find another channel. Nothing good to watch here. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4101 Yeah, he'll come crawling back. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4102 I agree - not much curb appeal. But that's a nice big entry. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4103 He'll always need time outs 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4104 Huh. Guess we didn't need to tunnel out after all. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4105 These realtors really play hardball! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4106 Do you think we should warn him about that volcano in the distance? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4107 He's never liked fire pits. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4108 Honey, they're not listening to us; come home! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4109 I bet Krog's McShelter has a bonus room for cave paintings. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4110 We all know, why won't he just come out. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4111 Why?"........."Who know why. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4112 Thinking ahead, it does have a better ring to it than 'Man Pit’ 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4113 He said, "just stick-it where the sun don't shine." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4114 He's pouting because I told him he's not getting the latest edition of the Oldowan Toolkit, releasing tomorrow at sunrise. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4115 He doesn't like the name "holeman." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4116 It's called March Madness. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4117 He's not into modular housing. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4118 I wonder who is the Hunter and who is the Prey? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4119 Look at the size of that place! Gosh, how can he even get into a place like that without even owning a club? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4120 Lately, his skepticism on the power of networking has substantially grown 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4121 That is a perfect example of false caves. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4122 He's contemplating the next step in his new game called Golf! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4123 Why didn't you tell me it was the same thing as the Affordable Care Cave? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4124 The worst thing is it's rent controlled. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4125 Me told you Og no like the pop-in. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4126 Well, no wonder Stewart has seemed so uppity lately. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4127 He thinks he's crossed the threshold of fox holes! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4128 We don't need a house anyway! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4129 They're calling it a doorman cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4130 We raise ourselves up always for disappointment. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4131 I told you he was bipolar, too. He just isn't as down like we are right now. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4132 Gog was starting to suspect Eek was having an affair 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4133 Was it this end? Or the other end? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4134 He says we're infringing on his wheel design. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4135 I think there's a cover charge for this one. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4136 Caveman Erg's animal pit-trap's first catch is his neighbors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4137 I'm sure he'll be alt-right. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4138 He calls it a subway, says he's waiting for a train. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4139 Now that’s evolution! Our children are growing up in a world where the earths’ upper crust has two different meanings! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4140 Now, text him and we're out of here. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4141 Uggh! So what if he got better view. Now he got do yard work. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4142 Well, Margo. Looks like Bat's Lounge & Grill has a tougher looking bouncer. You go first. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4143 It's really not Donaldo's mansion. He married the bear. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4144 Me thinks Zog angry cuz Dar with Jane in mineral hot springs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4145 New Google campus. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4146 Even the "haves" are doing pale-retreats to reduce their political anxiety. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4147 You say caveman. I say cave meh. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4148 Man Discovers Yoga 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4149 Looks like the Man Cave didn't make him happy. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4150 Nice job Stan. So much for ecotouring in China. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4151 The Bridge and Tunnel crowd have always flocked to the places there's a line to get in. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4152 There's nothing complicated about a white picket fence. Even a caveman can do it. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4153 Call my patent guy, I think I just invented the third wheel. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4154 Oh for goodness sake, Thong, dinasaurs haven' been around for 60 million years. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4155 Now what? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4156 Watchout Kevin, here comes an unnamed tribe with dull spears! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4157 So much for constructive criticism. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4158 If this guy doesn't do something soon, I'm for changing holes. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4159 Caveman cringes as Punxsutawney cave dwellers predict 6 more weeks of Stone Age. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4160 I like the open-floor concept, but Christina needs to lighten up on the gray. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4161 It's Walt Disney. He thinks we're prairie dogs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4162 Are you sure that this was how Andy Dufresne did it? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4163 He'll be foreclosed soon. It's way above his means. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4164 Your dad may be upset when he finds out you married a man who has nothing to live in but A whole in the ground. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4165 It was either give up the wide-screen TV or move into a place with straight walls. He caved. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4166 It doesn't look like he's about to cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4167 I think he's on to us. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4168 He needs to step outside his caveman zone. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4169 I don't know ,,,,,,,,he doesn't look holy enough for us. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4170 Now why would he have put a manhole near his man cave? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4171 Why do those Goddamned chickens keep popping up on my screen and obstructing the bloody, blooming, blithering, buggering cartoon? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4172 Quick, send your dad a tweet saying the car broke down. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4173 He invented the third wheel. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4174 Fire torpedo two! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4175 Believe me, the hole he's is is not of his own doing. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4176 What ya think? Shall we rent his cottage? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4177 Maybe he's a liberal open to expansion. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4178 Frankly, Ugh looks down on all his neighbors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4179 I knew he’d cave eventually. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4180 He voted for moron. Let him dig his own hole. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4181 Ideating 'Alley Oop'. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4182 This always happens when really start to dig down deep. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4183 He hasn't moved for hours. I think he may suspect we're spying on him. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4184 Wow, Mount Doom really took a paycut this year. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4185 His design for living has created a certainty which we lack. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4186 I can't believe it. They'll let just about anyone into the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4187 He hasn't gotten over Pluto's demotion to dwarf status. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4188 This sinkhold is really a bummer. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4189 There's your man, Lucy. It could be the beginning of something beautiful. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4190 Hang tight, honey, I think he's almost done going through the slides of him in Hawaii. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4191 Caveman grounded. Caveman forgot his Ugg's at school. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4192 volcano not happy with first 500 days... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4193 This must be the place. Look at that guard over there. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4194 There he is, all holed up in his cave again. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4195 Do we need a FISA warrant? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4196 Holy smoke we surfaced at the Hermit---age. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4197 Horizontal housing? Next thing ya’ know people are gonna wanna live in Brooklyn. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4198 He needs a quiet place for his mindfulness. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4199 We'll message him from China. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4200 He just grunted. Let's leave without him. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4201 I didn't know lactose intolerance was even a thing yet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4202 Look Barry, that holeman has a man cave. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4203 There isn't any hope for a two state solution. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4204 Pokemon Go has a lot to answer for. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4205 He insists there's nothing to worry about. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4206 Since the last election they've not required much coercion 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4207 When did he learn to sit like that? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4208 It's a little brigher up here. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4209 He was wearing a thong yesterday, but today he's having gender issues. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4210 "Do you think Bob is jealous of our shelter hole"? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4211 He was once a flamboyant fitness guru. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4212 Do you think he knows I'm going to take his job? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4213 Don't let appearances fool you; it's primitive to think that the horizontally integrated company is better than me... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4214 Looks nice but I like our fall-in shelter much better 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4215 What? He's us! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4216 I think he paid more for his… 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4217 They say, absence makes the heart grow fonder. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4218 Doesn't he know Trump plans to nuke North Korea? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4219 Then you jump out and dance before Ogg gets bitten. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4220 You do know what he does in this whole, right? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4221 Is that Bouncer? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4222 You distract him, and I fetch his TV! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4223 The sooner we get this over with, the sooner I can get back to my canasta game. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4224 He is bugged! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4225 It's not my fault he never chooses paper or scissors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4226 Maybe his 50th try at the left hand outline will finally pay the rent 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4227 sitting down is way over-rated. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4228 Me can't believe he voted for cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4229 Of course she meant literally. Now go tell your mother that you can pick a caveman from a hole in the ground. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4230 Nobody goes overland anymore. It's guarded. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4231 He's still upset about not getting a part in the next Jurassic Park remake. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4232 Steve, identity politics got us into this post-apocalypse hole in the first place. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4233 The IRS is looking into his new attack-shelter 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4234 I think we'll have better odds back on the other side of the wall 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4235 You had promised me "cave voyeurism 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4236 Now that we’ve broken out, we can let NSA know that the security code is dig, dig, dig. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4237 I think our neighbour is onto something with his horizontal cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4238 Wait till he falls asleep, then we'll run in and steal his paleo granola. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4239 —I told you we should have pretended to understand his experimental one man show rendition of Fiddler on the Roof. —Guess we really dug ourselves a hole this time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4240 I believe the admission fee to view the cave art is only "suggested." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4241 It may be tunnel vision, but sure looks like Casey Affleck going dark again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4242 He says its his "pared agujero" resort, and he goes every weekend to get away, 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4243 How'd he do that? He put the hole over him! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4244 Anger could be the death of you 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4245 I think his idea of living in the earth is better. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4246 When someone tries to eat your food 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4247 I think we should try putting him on Prozac for a while... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4248 You think it's safe to go back? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4249 Do you think he's Dem? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4250 You entice him out, I’ll sneak in, and that luxury unit is ours. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4251 I didn't think you would actually crawl back into a cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4252 He insists thing are great again. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4253 He's depressed because we still live in the Oral Age. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4254 Look! there's that attitude! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4255 He just keeps saying, "Mr. Sanders if you're NASTY!" 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4256 That's El Chapo Jr. He's bored. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4257 He's been binge-watching 'The Kardashians' all week. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4258 'Ugh! "Ugh! Dig or me tell I.N.S. you Mexican!" 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4259 He said something about waiting for Godot. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4260 Are you sure this is the right stop for the opening to the Opening of pretentous Pre-primative art? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4261 He wanted a man cave so he can play his music really loud. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4262 We've made it: we just follow him to 84 Lumber. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4263 He may have a cave, but if we finish digging we'll have a display case. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4264 We have yummy worms... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4265 I need more fiber in my diet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4266 Somehow he always knows where the door will open. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4267 Ready the club,I see something comming. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4268 You're really choosing getting mauled by a bear over a little experimentation? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4269 When will you start draining the swamp, Mr. President? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4270 It's called evolution...... Dear 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4271 How in the world can that Neanderthal afford such a fancy above-ground hole?! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4272 In my cave the fire burns all night long. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4273 Moving down? Maybe. But it sure beats NYC real estate. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4274 I like his wheel idea, but this television thing will be the end of civilization. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4275 I hear his HOA fees are ridiculous. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4276 Are we the only one, digging around? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4277 Uhhg! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4278 "When things go bad, don't go with them." ~ Elvis Presely Sebastian Siegel 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4279 I told you Maps doesn't work underground. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4280 I don't care what your mother said ! He inherited it ! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4281 Zog is taking this 'use every part of the mammoth' idea too far, don't you think? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4282 His entire cave is made of gold. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4283 I told you Trump was a bad idea, Karen. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4284 Tell your father I'll work off the rent. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4285 It was not what it looked like honey. Please don't make me live in this hole 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4286 I keep telling him, "You're gonna ruin your eyes if you keep staring at that cave art all day." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4287 If was was a betting man, I'd say this was a bonehead idea. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4288 He's banished. Wall art was too suggestive. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4289 I think he must have read a scary cave drawing. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4290 Some say he battered and ate her. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4291 The cave is always nicer on the other side of the cavern! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4292 Will the government prosecute us if we sneak in? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4293 Trog is too uptight. He won't leave his spot in a hole in the rock for a perfectly good hole in the ground. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4294 He's not taking our new organic lifestyle too well. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4295 Bozo is waiting for his ship to come in! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4296 Hate surveillance, you sure we got the right cave?" surveillance 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4297 I think the idiom is "out of the frying pan and into the fire". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4298 The first documented "Brotherhood of Neanderthal Cabe Artists" sit in. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4299 Don't ask me; I don't know what 'undocumented' means either. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4300 Quick Willie. Tell Samuel Beckett he has to add a third character to his play "Happy Days". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4301 Eve, this is not the right wormhole of knowledge but we can try it out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4302 I think he has a much better perspective. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4303 Sorry we called you a Neanderthal. We just want you to try new things. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4304 When the line is finished we'll exit right in the waiting room. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4305 He's just upset because Trump and his circle of troglodytes don't have to live in caves. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4306 Next time can we get him to swipe right? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4307 I wonder how he got the Penthouse Suite ? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4308 Somebody needs to take on these 33%-ers! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4309 He will lave when he realies there is no reception there. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4310 He's on vacation. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4311 I never thought a son of ours would be hanging out in doorways. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4312 Word in the tunnels is that he has really bad breath 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4313 You distract him and I'll grab the .....nevermind. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4314 I promise you; one day it will all be yours. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4315 I'll bet you he's not an atheist." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4316 He's welcome to join us for brunch 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4317 Sorry for all the digging, but intelligence reported he was heavily armed. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4318 He's possibly suffering a depressive personality disorder, but I'd like to talk to him first. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4319 45???? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4320 Me wonder why this called Mini Golf Valley. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4321 Right, but think of the heating bills. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4322 Promise you won’t play matchmaker. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4323 Ugh, He's such a caveman. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4324 He's mad because I swore at him." "What did you say?" "BLARGHRAWRA 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4325 ""Did you say your dad's name was Lucy? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4326 He's got cave franchises everywhere. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4327 He said he "did not have communications with the Russians". 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4328 He forgot his bra again. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4329 What's this 'DNA' he's talking about 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4330 We're screwed. He's armed. I think I see a thing called a knife. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4331 Ugg is just taking a break, Mr. Rhodes 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4332 When will he evolve into a man? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4333 It's my birth-cave, not yours . . . So keep digging! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4334 As you can see, this country ranch unit comes with a cozy front-cave hole, a large entryway, and at least one squatter. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4335 No football on TV; no reason to leave the cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4336 This is a great piece on Venetian alchemy, but what does it have to do with Marx? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4337 I expected the guest house to be a little nicer .... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4338 Something went wrong - he doesn't look anything like Morgan Freeman or Tim Robbins. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4339 i think he is telling us we're at the crossroads of our life 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4340 Alas poor Quonset. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4341 He calls it 'innovative'. I just think he's crazy. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4342 Do you think he wants company? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4343 Rog most magnificent one percenter. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4344 Shia LaBeouf's latest– Holes: The Musical. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4345 I just cannot imagine why you're thinking he would be a better mate than I am. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4346 I wonder where he keeps his badgers. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4347 He could have come with us but he's claustrophobic. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4348 He doesn't like it when we frack together. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4349 I'm pretty sure I won't be back to host the Oscars, but you two will be fine. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4350 Zug think he better than all other holemen. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4351 Frankly, I think he's too big for the hole. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4352 "He still refuses to go clubbing with us". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4353 He designed it as his "tunnel of love," but he has chronic halitosis. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4354 This sure doesn't look like Israel! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4355 Imagine, he says he wants to "find himself". I think it's for the pterodactyls. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4356 He must have paid a lot for the penthouse. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4357 First we domesticate the wolf, discover fire, then invent the door and doorbell. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4358 Hmm, this one looks like a Head of Household tax filer. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4359 I heard he used to play tight end for the New England Patriots. Name is Gronk. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4360 He' stuck in his old ways. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4361 His name is Noah, and he thinks us survivalists are crazy! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4362 Plato's Cave has gone downhill since he opened Plato's Pit. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4363 He quit digging this well to go in and draw those deer on the walls. I sure wish he would settle down in a man-cave somewhere. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4364 But does it come with Apple TV? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4365 Me dig hole. Me take her to China. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4366 See look there's another one, we better keep digging this border trench. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4367 He may get a 9 for form, but I get a 10 for execution. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4368 It didn't happen if you come put your head in the sand. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4369 Its called a tower, its built upright...it started out as a-hole too. That's the owner...he still walks like an ape." "What's he doing just sitting there?" "He's Pouting because twitter hasn't been invented yet 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4370 He's waiting for the Amazon Drone, go figure. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4371 Let's hole up here until he falls asleep. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4372 These youngsters just don't believe their elders know anything. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4373 BATMAN really let his self go look at the cave it's a mess. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4374 I'm sorry I always called him "scaredy cat" when we were kids. It wasn't his fault that he was just the cautious one in the family! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4375 He's been like that ever since we moved underground. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4376 Being dry during the rain and snow seasons makes being gay look like a plus. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4377 Most exclusive club in all the paleolithic. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4378 Why's he shivering? He has his fart to keep him warm! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4379 The first upside down mortgage. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4380 We have mined enough gold for owe on cave!! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4381 Roger had to go, but we're naming the flag after him. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4382 He left the garden level for the penthouse. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4383 Can we still be atheists down here if it’s still B.C.? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4384 He looks like a new species of cave dweller. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4385 A hole to stop immigrants? C'mon! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4386 That's a swan dive with twist; the twist is these shark-infested waters. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4387 I know you always wanted a loft in Krakatoa Heights but at least you have me and this cozy studio. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4388 Stop trying to make 'holeman' happen. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4389 Freud came home darling. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4390 He thinks he's so much more holy. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4391 Sorry Ron, the hole is only accepting 'diverse' candidates at this time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4392 Now we can sleep. When the ball comes, Zork will alarm us. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4393 This will stop those trick-or-treaters. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4394 He looks P.T.B. Pre-Travel Ban. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4395 "He's no son of mine," said Abe Holman. On that day, history was made. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4396 I heard he made his shells on mammoth futures. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4397 Ha! Ugg have dumb idea. When rain come our hole gets clean, his not. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4398 Nope. I'm not gonna cave in. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4399 I'm safer in my cave than I would be living in Trump's world 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4400 Thank God the elevator worked this time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4401 Throw the rock at that fool, April. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4402 He's stressed to come up with a legacy wall metaphor before it blows. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4403 I'm a great investigator honey but I can't confirm a piece of ass if none exists. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4404 I tried to tell him that to keep fake news out you have to go underground. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4405 That cave must be great when it's raining. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4406 George is so smug with his prediction of global wettening. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4407 He says he's been inspired by the NoDAPL protest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4408 We must hunt to survive. Lets kill the caveman and take is cave for shelter. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4409 Roof Hog! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4410 kasHLKFALKFGLKFLKfgkl 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4411 Honey I told you he would lose it. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4412 I bet it's easier to get over his wall. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4413 30,000 years from now they'll think we were here long before you! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4414 Mom can I have a glass of water? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4415 damn yelpers! It's a hole in the wall but I still liked the food 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4416 Now wife wants parquet floors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4417 So, what is "miniature golf?" 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4418 If he wants to be the alpha male, he has to come out of there and start campaigning. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4419 Funny, he doesn't look Chinese. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4420 de Definitely looks like a studio apartment to me ! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4421 I'll duck down, you give him the eye and when he comes over I'll cut him up then we can move in 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4422 Don't worry. When homo sapiens comes knocking, he'll come back. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4423 I'm tired of the paleo diet. I want to try a cheeto for god sake! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4424 caption for March 6th cartoon caption contest-- (victim sky-diving off pirate ship): "He knows how to die in style, aye, mate?" 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4425 Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4426 On second thought, that two cave condo wasn't so bad --- LET'S GO BACK. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4427 a dialogue box covers the cartoon 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4428 I don't think he'll notice if you put it in this hole. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4429 Good news box in cartoon won't close. Second week. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4430 He's really taking this back-to-basics all the way... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4431 He says it´s called Atapuerca and that it´s been lived in for a million years. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4432 Unless he converts to toad worship no indoor plumbing use allowed. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4433 As a Neanderthal hipster, all this clubbing is making me feel like a cliché. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4434 If he invents a bomb, we'll be glad we have a bomb shelter. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4435 How many more walls does he need to have anyway? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4436 It's the "Tunnel of Bashing Your Woman Over the Head with a Club." Want to try it? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4437 Think he suspects anything? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4438 Ever since they upgraded to a cave she’s always fashionably late. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4439 He really must be hard up if he can't find a better cave than ours 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4440 Stupid horizontalese. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4441 House hunters, attack! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4442 Ménage à trois for dummies? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4443 IS HE MEDITATING OR DOING TI CHI ? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4444 Don't let him lull you into a false sense of security. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4445 He and his woman split over classic bison hunting scenes and Neolithic dance pictographs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4446 Ebenezer sees his future in A Cretacious Carol 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4447 You call him a neanderthal, but the cave is a much better investment. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4448 Honey, next year I'm gonna pick the vacation spot 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4449 Well, at least my club is bigger than his. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4450 So what hole do you think he's been living in. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4451 I know exactly which direction I skipped. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4452 That guy show up whenever I write something unspectacular 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4453 How do you expect to make it in the world if you sit there all day masturbating to the cave drawings? And that's our only towel! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4454 Above ground or under ground? Remind me again, which are we. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4455 It'll never last. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4456 He'll help us dig when he's done binge-watching the cave wall. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4457 I bet he bought it with Geico royalties. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4458 How's he gonna cool off when it rains? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4459 If your friend jumped off a bridge would-- 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4460 So is that what he meant by "Lebensfreude"? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4461 See, I told you. We can list ours for at least 10 percent more... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4462 I'll still never shoot under par. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4463 Sure it's spacious but I hear the condo fees are outrageous. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4464 Now, remember, the Cape Cod Cave is well above your limit of 20 Dried Cod compared to this little beauty. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4465 Nice cave, he's one of those top one percents of the top one cents. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4466 Looks like living under a rock is going well for Phil. I prefer sticking my head in the sand, though. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4467 The crib's a metaphor for my emotional maturity 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4468 There goes the neighborhood 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4469 Identity crisis. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4470 He looks like the right person to lead us out of the darkness. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4471 The "open floor plan" model promises greater team cohesion but we'll have to wait for "Shelter v1.0" to stay dry. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4472 He'll be okay. He let his back out during the last moss pit. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4473 It's not my fault he doesn't want to play beer pong. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4474 He is being SUCH a caveman. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4475 Is it me ... or does President Trump'stone seem less enthusiastic about being Clan Leader now? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4476 Those new condos have way more square footage. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4477 So close and yet so far. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4478 I don't mind if he stays there as long as he doesn't give me any crap when I go to get the lawn mower out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4479 He'll do anything for a gold medal. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4480 He's too thin skinned 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4481 I'll lick yours, if you lick mine. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0