Contest #559


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Voting started 2017-03-06
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-03-19 (estimated)
Number of captions 5012
Number of responses 562601
Number of participants 12900


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Poor guy. Thought he signed up for pilates. 1.8341 0.06192 205 100 39 66
1 We may regret this. He looked delicious. 1.8095 0.05935 189 84 57 48
2 I can't believe my eye! 1.7841 0.06025 176 79 56 41
3 Now, that's what I call execution. 1.7042 0.06763 142 73 38 31
4 He's taking it better than I expected. 1.6508 0.07331 126 72 26 28
5 That's going overboard. 1.6508 0.06791 126 66 38 22
6 Now that's what I call a perfect execution. 1.6508 0.07243 126 71 28 27
7 Nice execution! 1.6393 0.06990 122 66 34 22
8 Beautiful execution. 1.6393 0.07549 122 72 22 28
9 Maybe it's just the pirate in me, but I prefer a cannonball. 1.6364 0.07139 121 67 31 23
10 Come back...they read the wrong envelope. 1.6333 0.07572 120 71 22 27
11 His execution was perfect! 1.6140 0.07631 114 68 22 24
12 Sort of takes the fun out of it. 1.5888 0.07506 107 63 25 19
13 I like to call this the elimination round. 1.5769 0.07319 104 60 28 16
14 I said prepare to die, not prepare to dive! 1.5714 0.07143 105 60 30 15
15 Reminds me why we threw him off the ship in the first place 1.5673 0.06936 104 58 33 13
16 I think he went a little overboard. 1.5644 0.07094 101 57 31 13
17 Who the hell's Geronimo? 1.5644 0.07368 101 59 27 15
18 I hope he knows we've run aground. 1.5644 0.07094 101 57 31 13
19 Nobody walks anymore. 1.5644 0.07094 101 57 31 13
20 His private diving lessons cost me an arm and a leg. 1.5600 0.07826 100 62 20 18
21 Perfectly executed 1.5600 0.07429 100 59 26 15
22 I said cannonball, not swan dive, you idiot. 1.5556 0.08641 99 68 7 24
23 That is not what I meant by execution. 1.5556 0.07491 99 59 25 15
24 His execution is flawless! 1.5556 0.07627 99 60 23 16
25 Ten for execution. 1.5510 0.07692 98 60 22 16
26 I don't seem to be generating the same kind of terror among the men that I used to. 1.5510 0.07692 98 60 22 16
27 Perfect execution. 1.5464 0.08030 97 62 17 18
28 Who in the heck is Geronimo? 1.5464 0.07618 97 59 23 15
29 He's just ok. You should have seen me when I had both legs. 1.5417 0.07539 96 58 24 14
30 Let's just shoot the next one. 1.5417 0.07392 96 57 26 13
31 Beautifully executed. 1.5361 0.07901 97 62 18 17
32 Outstanding execution. 1.5319 0.07668 94 58 22 14
33 These guys from Penzance are always such drama queens. 1.5319 0.07961 94 60 18 16
34 Add "insubordination" to the list. 1.5319 0.06882 94 53 32 9
35 He's gone a little overboard. 1.5269 0.07734 93 58 21 14
36 You know, that's exactly the kind of attitude that made this necessary in the first place. 1.5269 0.07426 93 56 25 12
37 You can always tell the ones from Penzance. 1.5217 0.07489 92 56 24 12
38 Good Riddance, Mankoff, you fancy bastard. 1.5165 0.07870 91 58 19 14
39 Technically, he's flawless, but I'm still deducting 2 points for mutiny. 1.5165 0.07553 91 56 23 12
40 He's taking all the fun out of this for me. 1.5165 0.07390 91 55 25 11
41 See? A real pirate would have cannonballed. 1.5111 0.07780 90 57 20 13
42 It's all in the execution. 1.5111 0.07283 90 54 26 10
43 Now, that's what I call execution. 1.5056 0.08168 89 59 15 15
44 We're gonna kick Blackbeard's butt at Regionals. 1.5056 0.08168 89 59 15 15
45 This is the sort of unapologetic enthusiasm that is killing piracy as we know it 1.5056 0.07516 89 55 23 11
46 Yeah, the sharks score them all the same.. "ate" 1.5056 0.07684 89 56 21 12
47 He deserves a ten but he'll get ate. 1.5055 0.07715 91 58 20 13
48 Now, that's a perfect execution. 1.5000 0.07751 88 56 20 12
49 Now THAT'S overboard! 1.5000 0.08081 88 58 16 14
50 Great execution. 1.5000 0.07407 88 54 24 10
51 I'll be even more annoyed if he can swim. 1.4944 0.07516 89 56 22 11
52 Does anyone else think he is going a little overboard? 1.4944 0.07684 89 57 20 12
53 Sort of takes the fun out of it. 1.4943 0.07819 87 56 19 12
54 Brilliant execution! 1.4943 0.07819 87 56 19 12
55 He may be a thief, a liar and a murderer, but he's a graceful sonofabitch. 1.4943 0.07470 87 54 23 10
56 That's going a bit overboard. 1.4886 0.07750 88 57 19 12
57 I blame Johnny Depp. 1.4886 0.07917 88 58 17 13
58 In case any of you forgot why we're killing him - take a good look. 1.4884 0.07713 86 55 20 11
59 If he adds a twist and nails the entry, I say we fish him out again. 1.4884 0.08060 86 57 16 13
60 He doesn't know we're run aground, does he? 1.4884 0.07888 86 56 18 12
61 Best execution ever! 1.4884 0.07350 86 53 24 9
62 See? That's what I hated about him. 1.4884 0.07713 86 55 20 11
63 It happens whenever the mermaid is watching. 1.4884 0.06968 86 51 28 7
64 And there goes Roger, jolly to the end. 1.4884 0.08060 86 57 16 13
65 Truth be told, boys, I don't think he ever really self-identified as a pirate. 1.4824 0.07598 85 54 21 10
66 He's from Penzance. 1.4824 0.07598 85 54 21 10
67 Perfect execution. 1.4762 0.08206 84 57 14 13
68 Sometimes you don't really get to know someone until it's too late. 1.4762 0.07664 84 54 20 10
69 Nice dive. Now lets see if he can swim 2,000 miles. 1.4762 0.08030 84 56 16 12
70 I think Long John just earned the silver. 1.4762 0.07849 84 55 18 11
71 Well, that's a perfect execution! 1.4762 0.08030 84 56 16 12
72 He thinks he's being clever--but he doesn't realize we ran aground last night. 1.4699 0.07138 83 51 25 7
73 ...anyone tell him we're beached on a sand bar? 1.4699 0.07731 83 54 19 10
74 Ten for execution. 1.4699 0.07731 83 54 19 10
75 Talk about a man going overboard. 1.4699 0.07538 83 53 21 9
76 Aye, he puts the jolly in Roger. 1.4643 0.07469 84 54 21 9
77 You gotta hand it to him. He lives in the moment. 1.4643 0.07274 84 53 23 8
78 Oh now he shows some enthusiasm for the job. 1.4643 0.07659 84 55 19 10
79 Superb execution. 1.4634 0.07603 82 53 20 9
80 I don't think this is his first time. 1.4634 0.07798 82 54 18 10
81 'That, me hearties, is panache." 1.4634 0.07798 82 54 18 10
82 This be the last time we kidnap someone from Cirque du Soleil. 1.4634 0.08175 82 56 14 12
83 This isn't his first gangplank 1.4634 0.07402 82 52 22 8
84 On the other hand, I'll miss his sense of humor. 1.4568 0.07464 81 52 21 8
85 I told him if it's 9.5 or better, we'd swing around and pick him up. 1.4568 0.07464 81 52 21 8
86 When he said he was going for gold, I thought he meant ours. 1.4568 0.07254 81 51 23 7
87 Now that's what I call a perfect execution. 1.4568 0.08249 81 56 13 12
88 He is part of our catch and release program. 1.4568 0.07668 81 53 19 9
89 I was expecting a cannonball. 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
90 Come to think of it. Do either of you know how to steer a ship? 1.4500 0.07526 80 52 20 8
91 Swan song, ye scalliwag- not swan dive! 1.4500 0.07936 80 54 16 10
92 Great execution. 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
93 He gets a 10 on his execution. 1.4500 0.07734 80 53 18 9
94 Flawless execution. 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
95 This is the last time we take over a ship from Cirque du Soleil. 1.4500 0.08133 80 55 14 11
96 Jolly Roger...to the end. 1.4430 0.08006 79 54 15 10
97 This isn't working. Somebody shoot him. 1.4430 0.08206 79 55 13 11
98 Well executed! 1.4430 0.07800 79 53 17 9
99 Flamboyancy ain't buoyancy. 1.4430 0.08206 79 55 13 11
100 That's what I call going out in style. 1.4430 0.07590 79 52 19 8
101 His attitude is really ruining it for me. 1.4430 0.06918 79 49 25 5
102 This really undermines our credibility. 1.4430 0.07590 79 52 19 8
103 He still doesn't get it. 1.4430 0.07590 79 52 19 8
104 He takes all the fun out of torture. 1.4359 0.07653 78 52 18 8
105 I'm thinking he may have lied about not being able to swim. 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
106 I pity the guy that has to follow that. 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
107 I try not to judge 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
108 I'll give him a 10 for execution. 1.4359 0.08280 78 55 12 11
109 I hate it when they do that. 1.4359 0.07653 78 52 18 8
110 I love when we capture one of the Cirque du Soleil guys 1.4286 0.07718 77 52 17 8
111 That's exactly why he had to go. 1.4286 0.08149 77 54 13 10
112 It all comes down to execution. 1.4286 0.08356 77 55 11 11
113 The Pirates of Panache 1.4286 0.07936 77 53 15 9
114 If he comes up, we should clap 1.4286 0.07936 77 53 15 9
115 I can't help think he's making a mockery of this. 1.4286 0.07493 77 51 19 7
116 His execution was a 10. 1.4286 0.08558 77 56 9 12
117 I'm beginning to think he was lying about not being able to swim. 1.4286 0.07493 77 51 19 7
118 Idiot !! Shanghaing a crew of 35 egomaniacs has marooned us at sea. 1.4286 0.08149 77 54 13 10
119 That's Roger for you - jolly to the end. 1.4286 0.07022 77 49 23 5
120 All REAL pirates prefer a cannonball. 1.4286 0.07936 77 53 15 9
121 I'm going to miss his optimism. 1.4286 0.07261 77 50 21 6
122 Too bad he's discovered this talent so late in life. 1.4286 0.07261 77 50 21 6
123 Five doubloons says he'll over-rotate on the entry. 1.4286 0.07936 77 53 15 9
124 He can dive, but can he swim... 1.4286 0.07936 77 53 15 9
125 Looks like he's going home with the gold after all. 1.4286 0.07493 77 51 19 7
126 It's blimey awkward capturing French ships. 1.4211 0.08432 76 55 10 11
127 I'd give it a 10 for execution. 1.4211 0.08221 76 54 12 10
128 Nothing beats going in style! 1.4211 0.08005 76 53 14 9
129 I thought YOU were supposed to tie his hands. 1.4211 0.07783 76 52 16 8
130 I guess when we go low, he goes high. 1.4211 0.08005 76 53 14 9
131 Maybe he's not as upset about this as we thought. 1.4211 0.07554 76 51 18 7
132 Personally, I'm more of a fan of the cannonball. 1.4211 0.07074 76 49 22 5
133 Well executed! 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
134 This is why I hate that guy... 1.4189 0.07454 74 49 19 6
135 "Who told him to take a flying leap"? 1.4189 0.08165 74 52 13 9
136 Oh, to have two legs again. 1.4189 0.08606 74 54 9 11
137 A thief and a showoff. 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
138 Pull him in; I want to see that again. 1.4189 0.08165 74 52 13 9
139 O.K., that's it! We're going back to cruel and unusual! 1.4189 0.07454 74 49 19 6
140 I think we just shoot them from now on 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
141 It really takes the fun out it. 1.4189 0.07698 74 50 17 7
142 I could tolerate the mutiny if it weren’t for the sarcasm. 1.4156 0.07475 77 52 18 7
143 He was never really one of us, was he? 1.4156 0.07243 77 51 20 6
144 He's certainly a good sport about it. 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
145 Kinda takes the fun out of it... 1.4110 0.08466 73 53 10 10
146 Talk about a perfect execution. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
147 He's really going overboard with these dives. 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
148 Me thinks 'e goes a bit overboard. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
149 Take a look, mateys--that's what they mean by grace under pressure! 1.4110 0.08466 73 53 10 10
150 Any man can *walk* the plank. 1.4110 0.07763 73 50 16 7
151 Definitely from Penzance 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
152 I hate optimists. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
153 You know...Its guys like him that take all the fun out of being a pirate. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
154 Walking the plank is so yesterday. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
155 He's taking all the fun out of an execution. 1.4054 0.07677 74 51 16 7
156 Rebranding it "shore leave" was brilliant Captain! 1.4028 0.07573 72 49 17 6
157 Oh, sure, NOW you make an effort! 1.4028 0.07573 72 49 17 6
158 We're gonna make walking the plank great again! 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
159 He's really going overboard with that dive. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
160 He always had a flair for execution. 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
161 I said jump off not show off/ 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
162 Not to criticize, but a cannonball seems more appropriate. 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
163 That's the last time we raid a Cirque du Soleil cruise. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
164 9.6 on the dive. Next up, distance swimming. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
165 Killjoy! 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
166 It takes the fun out of it when they enjoy it. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
167 He never was one of us. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
168 Argh! A perfect execution! 1.4028 0.07827 72 50 15 7
169 Another flawless execution! 1.4028 0.07827 72 50 15 7
170 Who knew? 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
171 Once a smart ass, always a smart ass! 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
172 Ok. Back to cannonballs. 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
173 I prefer his cannonball. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
174 The new plank has really improved morale. 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
175 Nice execution! 1.3973 0.07981 73 52 13 8
176 Nine points for form, but minus ten for futility. 1.3973 0.07981 73 52 13 8
177 I'd say he's going a little overboard on this. 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
178 He was never the same after Cirque du Soliel. 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
179 That's because we captured him from a cruise ship 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
180 The problem in a nutshell. I told him to walk the damn thing. 1.3944 0.08623 71 53 8 10
181 Always wondered why they call themselves "the pirates of pizzazz" 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
182 A bottle of rum says he doesn't stick it. 1.3944 0.07086 71 47 20 4
183 He dived as he lived. 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
184 Well, that takes all the fun out of it. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
185 It's at least a 9.5, mateys, but let's see how he does in the 2,500 mile freestyle! 1.3944 0.08623 71 53 8 10
186 Arrr, his form is to die for. 1.3944 0.08623 71 53 8 10
187 Does he know we ran aground a week ago? 1.3944 0.08623 71 53 8 10
188 Excellent execution! 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
189 I hate sailing in an Olympic year. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
190 See, a pain in the ass till the end. 1.3944 0.07086 71 47 20 4
191 Always makes the best of any situation, doesn't he? 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
192 'Tis what we deserve for sailing on Swan Lake. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
193 That's the best execution I've ever seen. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
194 Clap again, and you'll be joining him for some synchronized drowning. 1.3889 0.06724 72 47 22 3
195 He still thinks that this is the qualifying round. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
196 It's always about HIM 1.3857 0.08703 70 53 7 10
197 Talk about going overboard. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
198 That's why we tie the hands and feet. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
199 But he just ate. 1.3857 0.08462 70 52 9 9
200 He always goes so overboard... 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
201 You don't give a damn about our morale, do you Phillips? 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
202 Argh, he's always goin' for the gold, boys! 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
203 Flawless execution. 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
204 I did not see that coming... 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
205 Men, we take no more prisoners from Acapulco. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
206 That's it.....no more stops at Fire Island.... 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
207 Now that's a swan song. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
208 I'd like to see him do that with only one leg and one eye. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
209 We didn't see aye to aye. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
210 Wait!He's got all the maps. 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
211 Pirates, always going for gold. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
212 Nothing more irritating than an eternal optimist. 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
213 damn millenials 1.3857 0.07135 70 47 19 4
214 Even more insubordination! 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
215 I hate it when they enjoy it. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
216 Good execution all-around. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
217 Nice arrrrrc. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
218 Good ascension, good arc, good bye. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
219 why do you keep giving him a platform? 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
220 See? What did I tell you? A flawless execution. 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
221 Talk about a man going overboard. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
222 We let him choose between this and a position in the president's cabinet. 1.3857 0.08462 70 52 9 9
223 I think we need a stiffer plank. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
224 Nice combination of swan dive and swan song. 1.3768 0.08285 69 51 10 8
225 This is his final attempt. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
226 Avast, me hearties! 'Tis another flawless execution! 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
227 He calls it pilates of the Caribbean. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
228 Show him how we do cannonballs. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
229 He still gotta nail the landing 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
230 I'm gonna miss jolly Roger. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
231 Like I said, he could talk the talk but he couldn't walk the walk. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
232 It's always about HIM 1.3714 0.07926 70 51 12 7
233 He's not taking this very seriously. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
234 I told him he could choose the plank or 6 months in the Trump administration. 1.3714 0.07926 70 51 12 7
235 He said it was going to be his swan song. 1.3714 0.07926 70 51 12 7
236 Even now, he mocks me. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
237 I was hoping for a cannonball. 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
238 With Drumpf as President, they just go willingly now. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
239 He really is the most interesting man in the world. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
240 Always with the drama. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
241 Yar, but I bet he splashes. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
242 So that's why they call him Divey Jones. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
243 The last Republican! 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
244 Blokes like him make me love what I do. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
245 Arr! Must be one of them Disney pirates. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
246 Wow..I give it a 9 and a hook... 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
247 It's all in the execution mateys. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
248 No more final requests. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
249 Arr... Perfect execution, for a perfect execution. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
250 I knew piracy wasn't his passion. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
251 We did meet him at a dive bar. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
252 Y'know, if he'd put that much effort into his work, he'd still have a job. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
253 Another flawless execution! 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
254 Did you tell him those aren't dolphins? 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
255 He said he wanted to jump ship. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
256 That's what we call "The Swan Song Dive" 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
257 I think 'e went a bit overboard, no? 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
258 I give this execution a 10. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
259 Who ordered the fiberglass plank? 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
260 That guy takes all the fun out of this. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
261 You remembered to take his treasure map, didn't you? 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
262 Fitzmorris doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
263 8 point 5. 9 if he nails the entry. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
264 I give him a Ten for his execution. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
265 I think he's had enough practice. The next one counts. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
266 No more French pirates - I'm sick of their 'je ne sai quoi' 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
267 That's exactly why I want him out of here. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
268 Always less satisfying when they do that. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
269 I knew that last plank upgrade was a mistake. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
270 Step back men, he could still turn this into a cannonball. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
271 Classy till the end. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
272 Trump’s nominee for Navy secretary withdraws from consideration. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
273 It's hard to stay mad at him. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
274 I think he took that rather well. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
275 I've never seen such a flawless execution. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
276 I ordered him to shove-off, not show-off! 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
277 Outstanding execution. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
278 Everything's a competition with this guy. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
279 Zero points for attempted mutiny, but ten points for the dive. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
280 Good old Roger. Jolly til the end. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
281 Now that's what I call a flawless execution. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
282 I don't think he gets the true spirit of walking the plank. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
283 Perfectly executed 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
284 He gets a bronze. I keep the gold and silver. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
285 Just one more reason to wish him dead. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
286 Five for difficulty, ten for attitude. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
287 He's going for the gold. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
288 Have you noticed that the millennials have no respect for tradition. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
289 Always a plankster 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
290 Makes you wonder if millennials respect any of our traditions. 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
291 From now on let's just say walk the plank. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
292 Sort of defeats the purpose of the whole thing. 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
293 The rarely executed swan song dive. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
294 His execution won't get better than that. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
295 You sure you explained "walking the plank" protocol? 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
296 I think we should give him the gold! 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
297 Aargh, execution perfect. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
298 More swash... less bucklin' 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
299 Will ya look at that- still trying to get the gold. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
300 I love a man who goes out in style! 1.3582 0.06624 67 45 20 2
301 I have a feeling he has done this before. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
302 There goes another Trump nominee.... 1.3582 0.08427 67 51 8 8
303 Man way overboard! 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
304 Yeah, but can he swim? 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
305 That's not what I meant by flawless execution. 1.3582 0.08427 67 51 8 8
306 No more crew applications from Penzance. 1.3582 0.08691 67 52 6 9
307 I'm old school. I like a tight cannonball. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
308 I'd give him a 9.5 but with points off for execution 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
309 Talk about going overboard. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
310 Well, he always said he'd make a big splash! 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
311 I wasn't quite expecting his swan song to be a swan dive. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
312 Let's watch till that smart-ass finds out we're on a sand bar. 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
313 He makes being a pirate Great Again 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
314 It's called the Flying Dutchman. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
315 A little overboard, no? 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
316 I give him a deep six. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
317 No more espresso with the last meal ! 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
318 Mutinous to the end, I see. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
319 Definitely a finalist. 1.3485 0.08220 66 50 9 7
320 It seems he's done this before. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
321 Beautiful execution. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
322 Fred never grasped the essence of piracy. 1.3485 0.08220 66 50 9 7
323 That's exactly what I always hated about him. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
324 When he said he wanted the gold, I didn't really know what he meant. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
325 Only the French... 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
326 Such graceful execution! 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
327 Showoff! I said WALK the plank! 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
328 Tell the other Red Bull salesman he's up next. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
329 I don't think we're reaching this guy. 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
330 He'll Neverland. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
331 He takes all the fun out of it. 1.3485 0.08220 66 50 9 7
332 He did everything with panache. I despise panache. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
333 Looks like he's done this before. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
334 We should send a gold medal to his next of kin. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
335 You've gotta love a guy who rises to the occasion. 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
336 Methinks it be a perfect execution all round. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
337 Less swash, more buckling. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
338 So we're all in agreement – no more intern pirates from Stanford. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
339 He wants to be the first mutineer on the front of a Wheaties box. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
340 Blimey! If he nails the entry, throw him a line. 1.3485 0.08220 66 50 9 7
341 He's enjoying that too much. Pull him in so I can hang him. 1.3485 0.08220 66 50 9 7
342 If he nails the entry, maybe I'll reconsider. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
343 Nice, but without leg irons the degree of difficulty is really low. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
344 Too bad he never learned how to swim. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
345 Let's wait to see his splash before we start handing out scores 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
346 Shiver me timbers! That's what I call execution. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
347 How am I supposed to follow that? 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
348 ``Now nail the landing, you mutinous bastard.'' 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
349 They don't call him Jolly Roger for nothing. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
350 His option was to be Trump's National Security Advisor.... 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
351 Well, he did say he was going for the gold. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
352 And that's why they called him Jolly Roger. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
353 And how many more tryouts do we have? 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
354 The sharks don't care. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
355 Now entering the sudden death portion of our competition. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
356 Tuck, you scalawag! 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
357 Wait til he finds out we're ice-bound 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
358 Arg, but let's see if he can stick the landing. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
359 Arrrr! I said cannon ball, Matey. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
360 No way I'm beating that, just shoot me. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
361 Nary a shark hath tasted such haughtiness in a swab. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
362 I will hold my score until I judge his entry 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
363 And that, me boys, is grace under pressure. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
364 Good elevation, knees together, nice arch. Now let's see if he can stick the entry. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
365 I think he was lying when he said he couldn't swim. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
366 If he did it with a peg leg, then I'd be impressed. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
367 This guy's gonna stick the drowning. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
368 Aye, too much shiver in that timber. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
369 Man, I really hate that guy. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
370 I told him to take a flying leap. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
371 Arr! From now on we just shoot the Millennials. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
372 My plank walkers are the best. They are totally great. All the captives say they want to walk my plank. They actually thank me for it. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
373 Oh No. He took the GPS. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
374 Blast him, he makes it look like fun. 1.3438 0.06762 64 44 18 2
375 Mutiny on the Bouncy! 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
376 The carbon fibre board does give a better bounce cap 'n. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
377 Aye, keel-hauling would have robbed us of his true talent. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
378 He's taking this quite well ... don't you think? 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
379 Yes, but he's a grog-snarfing scurvy dog with style. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
380 Given the circumstances, he is taking it quite well. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
381 Something tells me we ain't heard the last of 'Divey' Jones. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
382 Degree of difficulty: 1.6; Execution: A perfect 10 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
383 It figures that, just when we get rid of him, he shows talent. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
384 Too much shiver in the timber. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
385 We're gonna kick Blackbeard's ass at Regionals. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
386 Dammit, I said die, not dive! 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
387 Last week, he couldn't even do a cannonball. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
388 Maybe we should have just shot this one. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
389 Too bad his swan dive is also his swan song. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
390 We've gotta get a stiffer plank. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
391 Arg! I knew Roger would remain jolly till the very end. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
392 At least he died doing what he loved. 1.3438 0.06762 64 44 18 2
393 I'd say he was a 2 in swashbuckling, but that dive is a solid 9. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
394 He's going for gold. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
395 Its his last chance for a perfect 10 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
396 We should have been suspicious when he said, 'Whatever you do, don't make me walk the plank.' 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
397 He did always know how to make an exit. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
398 For a pirate he never could get the cannonball right. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
399 He was always a glass-half-full kind of guy 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
400 And let it be known that his kisses were just as spectacular. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
401 That swan dive is to die for! 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
402 Say what you will about him, but I always admired his style and optimism. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
403 Ya' can't be havin' em walk the plank this close to Miami. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
404 Remember, Starbucks, a tall pumpkin spice latte, a grande caramel macchiato, and a venti butterscotch frappucino!" 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
405 He STILL can't resist the opportunity to piss me off! 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
406 Yes, quite lovely. But you know they all taste the same once they hit the water. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
407 He volunteered when he heard the election results. 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
408 We call ourselves pirates?!" " The gold medal is still around his neck! 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
409 An execution well-executed. 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
410 So that's what he meant by "I'll take the gold!" 1.3385 0.06308 65 44 20 1
411 He always went overboard in everything. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
412 I give it a 9.8, but I'm sure the sharks will score it as a 10. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
413 Remind me to tie his hands and feet next time. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
414 How did you forget the cement blocks ? 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
415 I told him Trump won! 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
416 We can still take the silver. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
417 At least he died doing what he loved. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
418 That's what's called going out in style. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
419 I give him a ten for execution. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
420 I think he is taking his execution very well 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
421 Millenials are taking all the fun out of piracy. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
422 If only he had scrubbed the deck with the same flourish. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
423 Yeah, but can he do it with a wooden leg? 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
424 I KNEW he wasn't straight! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
425 I must say, he's taking it VERY well. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
426 To make things worse, I think he also has my wallet. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
427 Maybe he knows something we don't? 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
428 This is why I am always saying we should just stab them. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
429 Always had to have the last word! 1.3333 0.06400 63 43 19 1
430 Yeah, but can he stick the landing? 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
431 Damn these hipsters. First it was the earrings, then the tattoos, now this. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
432 You're right. I did say "surprise me." 1.3333 0.06400 63 43 19 1
433 I'm guessing that's a no on joining our crew. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
434 The good news is that you've scored a perfect 10. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
435 Matey, get the man a towel, a proper speedo and all the steroids we have onboard; we're changing course. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
436 : "I said shove off, not showoff!" 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
437 We also gave him the option of listening to a Trump stump speech. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
438 I give it a 9.8 for form and a perfect 10 for execution. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
439 Who knew? 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
440 Somehow, we didn't reach that guy. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
441 Too bad we won't see that again. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
442 Aaarrrggghhh! A near perfect execution. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
443 Mutiny aside, Jeff never failed to dazzle a crowd. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
444 Umm, does he realize it's only 3 feet deep? 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
445 I like his attitude. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
446 He's jumping ship! 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
447 If he nails the entry, I think we'll have a winner. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
448 Arrgh, I was expectin' a cannonball for certain. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
449 The joke's on him: We're stuck on a reef. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
450 Sarcasm will get you nowhere! 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
451 When he said he last served on the H.M.S. Pinafore, I should have known... 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
452 I told you he would go overboard with it. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
453 His execution has always impressed me. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
454 I'd say a "10" for style....and execution! 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
455 9.8 for form. "0 for survival 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
456 Maybe we didn't have to tell him it's a qualifying event. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
457 That's the kind of sass that got him here. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
458 Now THAT'S overboard! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
459 Should we have told him that we're stuck on a sandbar? 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
460 Gotta be from Penzance. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
461 Nice, but do you really think the sharks care? 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
462 That’s not the way you earn gold on this ship! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
463 From now on they don't get a choice. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
464 Aye matey, Rafael always did have more swash than buckle! 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
465 Wait until he realizes the water is only 34 degrees. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
466 Kinda takes the fun out of it... 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
467 I'll give him a 10 for style and a 10 for stupid. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
468 Now I feel guilty. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
469 Fine. Three flips, a twist, no splash, you can pull him back in. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
470 He goes free if it's a perfect ten. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
471 I guess nobody told him about the sandbar. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
472 I figured he'd do a cannonball. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
473 Captain Jack then realized: walking the plank had lost it's horror....it was time for something new. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
474 Wow! Too late to get him back? 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
475 Anyone yells out a number, they're goin' in too. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
476 Flippant to the end. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
477 The degree of difficulty shivers me timbers. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
478 Spring is in the air! 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
479 THAT,,,,my friends, is how you walk the plank,,,,, 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
480 Well. His name's Roger. And he is jolly. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
481 And that's why we had to get rid of him. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
482 From now on, blindfolds are mandatory. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
483 If he nails the entry, we get gold! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
484 Tuck, scallywag, tuck! 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
485 I get the feeling we're being mocked. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
486 I really hate cheerful people. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
487 He takes walking the plank to new heights. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
488 Nobody embraces the moment like Roger. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
489 He's just different, I tried to tell you that. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
490 These Trump appointees do like to go out in style. NEXT! 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
491 Step back men, he could still turn this into a cannonball. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
492 It's always about the gold. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
493 They call him Long John Silver Medalist in diving. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
494 and dont come back until your attitude has changed! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
495 Resumes are great, but never underestimate the interview process! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
496 I don't think he'll miss us. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
497 It's that kind of behavior that got you in trouble in the first place! 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
498 God how I miss good old fashioned grovelling. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
499 First one we've had with a sense of humor. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
500 At least his execution is flawless. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
501 Sublime elevation, extension... I mean, arrgh! 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
502 He's in defiance again. I said walk. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
503 Walking the plank just isn't what it used to be. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
504 False start. You didn't wait for my third 'ho.' 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
505 Arrrggghhh, he is still going for the gold! 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
506 I think he missed the point. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
507 He always did have a flair for the dramatic. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
508 He always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
509 Why, blow me down ... he's goin' fer the gold! 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
510 Pretty good, but let's see if he sticks the landing. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
511 Aye, we'll bring home the gold one way or another. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
512 That should really impress the sharks . . 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
513 Now that’s how you jump to a conclusion! 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
514 I told him this was his swan SONG, not his swan dive. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
515 It's his swan song. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
516 We'll see if he can stick the entry. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
517 These Price Waterhouse guys sure do love the spot light. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
518 I wish he had displayed that type of je ne sais quoi while swabbing the deck. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
519 Not what I meant when I said "no more cannonballs". 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
520 They're everywhere since the circus closed. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
521 I'm so done with 'Penzance' 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
522 He always wanted to go out on a high note. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
523 8.0, 7.5, 8.5. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
524 Aye, he's going for the gold. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
525 He wants to go out with a splash. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
526 And I thought he'd stolen that gold medal... 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
527 Ever the Goddamn optimist! 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
528 Impressive, yes, but let's see how he does in the keel hauling competition. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
529 Good execution. I give it a 9. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
530 Tell the plankmaster a little less give on the next one. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
531 He's going for the gold. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
532 They say he stole the gold, but I think he won fair and square. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
533 We just wanted him to WALK the plank. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
534 I think we've found our next Press Secretary! 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
535 Nice execution. Not what I had in mind though. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
536 Not bad, but I'm partial to the armstand back double somersault with a twist. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
537 And that, gentlemen, is the definition of "panache"! 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
538 Does he know we're in the shallow end? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
539 The kid had style. I'll give him that. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
540 What do you mean you don't want the job? 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
541 It's to distract the press while we pillage. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
542 Argh! 'Tis a pity... Such talent, but soooo annoying. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
543 Same sharks no matter how he does it. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
544 Call me old-fashioned, but I like it better when they fall to their knees and beg for their lives. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
545 He only ever thought of pirating as a springboard. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
546 Sublimey! 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
547 Remember when walking the plank was a solemn occasion? 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
548 Yarr, thar goes Divey Jones. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
549 In the shark community we're known for our presentation. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
550 That's the last time we show those Esther Williams movies. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
551 Swan song, not swan dive. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
552 Wait, that's not a cannonball... 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
553 Hey! This ain't no Carnival Cruise ship! 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
554 Shiver me swimmers. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
555 Death with dignity 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
556 He gets a 10 if he nails the entry. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
557 Say what you will, he put the 'jolly' in 'Jolly Roger.' 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
558 Get changed. Synchronized swimming is next. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
559 Does he know we've run aground? 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
560 He's done this before. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
561 Good form. He's look at posthumous silver, maybe posthumous gold. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
562 I don't think he took this seriously. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
563 I know, but he wasn't a team player. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
564 Finally ,someone who appreciates the moment 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
565 Another one to jump ship. Horrible dive; horrible. The absolute worst dive ever. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
566 Anybody else wanna talk about gay rights? 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
567 Good form, bad timing. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
568 This time, we won't pick him up! 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
569 They call that one "the dying swan dive." 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
570 I just asked him to give me a cannonball. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
571 He's determined to get gold one way or another. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
572 It's a shame that we've run aground. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
573 It's a 4.9 out of 5, but he's still eliminated! 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
574 I hate a show-off. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
575 Does he know something we don't know? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
576 I give his demise an 8.5 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
577 Not bad for someone who can't swim. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
578 Oh great, now everyone is going to want to mutiny. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
579 I said, "walk it" not "work it"! 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
580 No more rum as a last request! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
581 Last time we shanghai Cirque du Soleil. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
582 I'm guessing this was not his first offense? 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
583 feet together....toes pointed.....should score well 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
584 Now, if he can only stick the landing. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
585 And get this, earlier he was ironing his clothes on it too. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
586 He's as disgrace! A true pirates would have done a cannonball! 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
587 Nope - still too much spring. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
588 If it helps, that's a ten. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
589 That's why he wanted the plank installed? 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
590 The judges will still penalize him for being eaten. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
591 No, no, no. I said this was your swan song, not your swan dive. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
592 I wonder if he knows we are on a sandbar? 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
593 It's a new dive called the swan song! 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
594 Let's see him do that with a wooden leg. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
595 Wow, that plank has more spring to it than I thought. 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
596 Talk about a positive attitude. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
597 He never was a cannonball kind of guy. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
598 Some guys like to go out with a splash. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
599 Shiver Me Timbers! Excellent arch on the back, but can he minimize the splash? 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
600 I'll miss his well choreographed song and dance routines 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
601 Haul him back in and see how he does on the 10m platform from the crow's nest. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
602 I said swan song, not swan dive! 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
603 Call me old fashion but I prefer the cannonball. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
604 MAN OVERDONE! 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
605 Argh. Here there be showoffs. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
606 Yar, I noticed that too, this IS a lot easier with married men 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
607 We'll not shanghai crewmen at San Francisco ever again! 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
608 All I ever ask for is a cannonball... 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
609 20 doubloons he belly flops. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
610 I'd like to see him try that with a peg leg. 1.3115 0.05979 61 42 19 0
611 What part of 'walk the plank' did you not understand? 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
612 I'll give that dive a 7 for difficulty and a 10 for execution. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
613 Get him back. He's making a mockery of "walk the plank". 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
614 Roger is a bit too jolly. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
615 Height 10, style 10, screaming, pleading, begging, zero. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
616 Keep dragging him back till he gets it RIGHT! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
617 What part of 'walk the plank' did you not understand? 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
618 Medals are nice, but I miss the screams. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
619 Aaarrrrh, 9.3 . 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
620 I admire his bravado, but the water's only a foot deep. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
621 It don't look very death-defying to me. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
622 Do you think our severance package is too generous? 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
623 This guy is really taking the fun out of it. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
624 OK, but can he swim? 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
625 ...and don't come back. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
626 Don't you think you're going a little overboard? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
627 Arrrgh! There be fine line between bravely facing death and just showing off. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
628 Nailed it! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
629 You are hereby charged with lying, stealing, mutiny and ... ah, extreme narcissism. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
630 "Swan song", buddy, not "swan dive"! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
631 That's exactly why he had to walk the plank. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
632 When he said he was desperate to take gold, I think he meant something different... 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
633 That was well executed. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
634 Well, I give him a 10 for execution. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
635 He's jumping to conclusions. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
636 Argh! He's going to over-rotate. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
637 I gotta work on my 'Walk the plank' instructions. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
638 We lied... This is your only try, no way to get back on board. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
639 I just felt a shiver in me timbers. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
640 There goes the chum. Get out your rods, boys. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
641 Not what I had in mind when he asked for death with dignity. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
642 That didn't go the way I expected... 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
643 Argh...another swan song. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
644 He never did fit with the corporate culture here. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
645 Now that's going out with style. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
646 Have to give him credit for going out in style. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
647 He's going for gold. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
648 Wait-- didn't HE have the keys last?! 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
649 Aaargh! He's planking the walk! 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
650 Such grace for a treacherous yellow-bellied scoundrel. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
651 Suicides have become more spectacular since January 20. 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
652 We should have used the 10-meter plank. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
653 His crime...arrogance 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
654 We treasure moments like this 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
655 Well, he's just showing off now. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
656 He said he wanted to go out in style! 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
657 I'll give him a 10 if he lands in that shark's mouth. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
658 What part of "walk the plank" didn't you understand? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
659 I told him this was his 'swan' song ! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
660 Who installed the springboard? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
661 Lower a ladder, me hardies. Let's have him do that again. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
662 All I said was we're outta rum. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
663 Arrrgh! I said your swan song, not your swan dive! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
664 That's exactly why I made him walk the plank in the first place. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
665 Arrg!! So overboard about everything!! 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
666 Remind me never to recruit at Juilliard again. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
667 Aargh. Tell the crew that Mr. Louganis be no longer with us. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
668 That's the jolliest I've ever seen Roger. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
669 The ultimate swan song 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
670 If only he put the same effort into swabbing the deck. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
671 There's no points for style 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
672 We never should have become pirates in Neverland. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
673 I knew it. Take urine samples from the crew. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
674 Truth be told, I think we're all going to miss his "glass-half-full" attitude. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
675 When I said swan song, I was being figurative. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
676 He takes planking to a whole new level. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
677 I'm predicting a 10 from the Russian judge. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
678 Damn...we should have kept him for the diving team. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
679 See, there's that arrogance I was talking about. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
680 Aarg, but can he nail the entry? 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
681 Don't worry--if the sharks don't finish him off, lack of affordable health care will. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
682 Best performance by an Oscar accountant. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
683 Do you see how he pointed his toes, that is what I am talking about. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
684 The French always have to be so damned dramatic! 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
685 The fake news is calling it a swan dive. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
686 There for the grace of Todd...goes Todd. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
687 He's going for a double plank with a half twist. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
688 We need a stiffer plank. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
689 Write if you find work. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
690 I said die not dive ! 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
691 Find out what antidepressant he's been on! 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
692 Under the circumstances, you have to appreciate the irony of his choosing to do a swan dive. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
693 Arr, but the degree of difficulty be low. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
694 Aye, silver. Gold if he nails the landing. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
695 Said his name was Louganis. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
696 I just asked him if he wanted to be Secretary of the Navy. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
697 Look, this time he's doing a one-and-a-half Barnacle Bill with a double twist. Fish him out again. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
698 I think he misunderstood me when I said 'This is your swan song." 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
699 Not only did he take it like a man but he attempted to do a straight position with an open pike and a slight arch! 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
700 I like his attitude. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
701 Point your toes, POINT YOUR TOES, SMILE! 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
702 Th' legend be alive! 'Tis the flying Dutchman. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
703 Argh! Everything is turning into a musical these days! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
704 Classy. A swan dive as his swan song. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
705 Kind of puts the "curve" in "scurvy", doesn't it? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
706 I said, 'Shiver me timber', not 'Show me you're limber'. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
707 Fine with me, I've seen enough cannonballs. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
708 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
709 Now that’s how you jump to a conclusion! 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
710 My God, the first 10.0 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
711 Nobody out-jollies our Roger. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
712 He may dive like a swan but can he swim with the sharks? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
713 I think we're both satisfied with the execution! 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
714 He called me Ishmael. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
715 Now that's 'irrational exuberance' 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
716 Keep those toes pointed! 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
717 ...but he'll never make the finals. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
718 His other option was watching Trump address Congress. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
719 Wait 'til he finds out this is the shallow end. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
720 Quite the swan song, eh mateys? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
721 Frankly, I always thought Roger was a little TOO jolly. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
722 He knows there are sharks in the water, right? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
723 Nobody likes a showoff! 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
724 He's gone off the deep end. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
725 Yes, he was a theivin' scalawag, but he was also the Captain of our Diving Team. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
726 I like a man who goes out with style! 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
727 In my day, we did cannonballs. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
728 He always did have style. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
729 Excellent height, feet t'gether. I be thinkin' we got a real chance o' winnin' this year. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
730 I rest my case. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
731 We seem to have lost the deterrent effect. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
732 Perfect ten for execution 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
733 This is the last time he demands a Matinee on the Bounty. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
734 They can keep the gold medals; that is the last time we plunder an Olympic village. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
735 You gotta give him points for style. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
736 It would have been a graceful mutiny. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
737 "You can stay if you want,but I'm abandoning the Trumptanic before it hits the iceberg". 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
738 I'd give it an eight but the sharks are giving it a ten. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
739 I told you to tie Peter Pan to a boulder, Smee. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
740 He gets a lot of loft from that extra leg. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
741 I said 'sleep with the fishes,' not 'dive with the swans!' 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
742 I knew we should have tied his hands. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
743 He'll be a lot less cocky in a second when he realizes we're in shallow waters. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
744 I hope that damn crocodile is nearby. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
745 If only we could execute like him. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
746 This is gonna ruin our reputation 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
747 He said walking the plank was beneath him 1.2881 0.05947 59 42 17 0
748 That's great but can he swim? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
749 Presentation - 10, Technical Merit - 10, Chance of Survival - 0. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
750 Some people take the fun out of everything. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
751 This keeps happening every time we tell them we're going to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
752 See now this is the very behavior I'm talking about! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
753 I give him a ten if he survives. The water is only three feet deep there. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
754 Aye, I give him a nine! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
755 If anyone asks, he was pushed. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
756 We'll see if he can stick the entry. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
757 Now that's going out with style. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
758 He was becoming a distraction. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
759 That's definitely a swan song. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
760 Arrrrrrr, mastered th' art 'o losin' gracefully he has! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
761 Isn't it early to be leaving the Administration? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
762 Inventory the opium! 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
763 Good form, but he's still a mutinous dog. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
764 In his exit interview, I encouraged him to focus on the journey, not the destination. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
765 Good height, nice artistic form, I give it an 8. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
766 We've been had. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
767 I'll bet ya he can't do that again. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
768 He hasn't been the same since he saw that summer production of 'Pirates of Penzance.' 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
769 The execution was a perfect 10. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
770 Fish him out and do it over until he gets it right. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
771 I told him it was his swan SONG. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
772 Spring Break, Bermuda, 1695. YOLO. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
773 I don't think that's the last we will see of the dread Pirate Louganis. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
774 Looks like a 1.3 degree of difficulty, but a 10 for execution. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
775 Forget the sharks! It’s the Russian judge he’s got to worry about! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
776 Anyone that competent has no place in my administration. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
777 I give him a 7 out of 10 for the delivery and a 9 out of 10 for the execution of his execution. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
778 Next time, I thinks we should tie his hands behind his back! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
779 We need to stop taking Olympians hostage. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
780 Happy? You just ruined a really nice execution. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
781 I just told him about the immigration ban. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
782 Wrong movie, you idiot! 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
783 I don't care for the way he jumped ship. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
784 The sharks are doing backflips right now. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
785 He's taking the fun out of pirating. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
786 Of course, they never do it when you ask. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
787 Fletcher always had to have the last word. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
788 I expected nothing less from a millennial. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
789 His critics at going to eat him alive. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
790 And he steals the gold! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
791 Hands, hands. We tie the hands. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
792 And that is exactly why he was never going to make it as a pirate. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
793 Yarr, beautiful execution. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
794 Once a wise-ass, always a wise-ass. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
795 Ok, we'll throw out the low score and the high score 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
796 He surprised be. I thought he'd go with the inward 2 1/2 in the pike position. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
797 He's been pirating a lot of gymnastics videos. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
798 nine-point-arrgh! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
799 He's never really been part of the crew. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
800 See how it's done? OK, Stubbs, you're next. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
801 I told him 'swan song,' not 'swan dive.' 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
802 Arrrr, another gangprank. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
803 He had to go, but I am gonna miss his attitude. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
804 He's on performance enhancement rum. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
805 That one's just right. Have it installed on my pool. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
806 It's either the plank or a Cabinet Position... 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
807 Well that takes the fun out of this! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
808 He said that if he was going to sleep with the fishes, it wouldn't hurt to try to impress 'em a little first. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
809 Joke's on him. We're aground. A foot o' water waitin' on him. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
810 So that's how he got his gold. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
811 Darn! We could have sold him to Cirque Soleil. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
812 It looks like he lied when he said he couldn't swim. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
813 Two doubloons says he belly flops 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
814 I didn't even know he was gay. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
815 It won't impress the sharks. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
816 You'd think he'd have put that on his resume. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
817 A show off to the very end. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
818 I don't think we were on the same page when I said "execution." 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
819 I miss the good old days of whining, sniveling cowards pleading for their life. What's happened to these young people? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
820 A solid "9" 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
821 Stopped being funny after the first time, Peter Pan. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
822 This would kill in Vegas! 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
823 He wanted to go out in style. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
824 You're right, he is gay. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
825 All I said was, "We're going to make pirating great again." 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
826 Aye, the flourish is annoying. But it's worth it to be rid of Johnny Depp. 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
827 You have to admire his style. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
828 8.4rrr 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
829 He's dying as he lived: a complete flop! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
830 'Tis good, aye, but the 10-meter plank is his real strength. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
831 Can you see land from up there? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
832 Get 'im back, dammit. I said, 'Walk the plank.' 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
833 Always had to have the last word! 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
834 Who was the idiot that sentenced Greg Louganis to walk the plank? 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
835 I said Walk! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
836 Was that a flawless execution, or what? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
837 Now that's death with dignity. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
838 He coulda had a real future on a cruise ship. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
839 What a fine execution! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
840 He has my keys. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
841 I always thought he was an effete swab. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
842 I blame Snapchat. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
843 10 so far. Another 10 if he misses the sharks. 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
844 "6" in Difficulty, "10" in Execution. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
845 We earn our keep from pillage and plunder. He only wanted to win gold. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
846 There goes Jolly Roger! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
847 Arrrrh...I knew he be gay! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
848 He wanted to finish his swan song with a swan dive. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
849 Yeah, he was always good under pressure. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
850 The real danger is in overrotation. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
851 He calls himself the Flying Dutchman. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
852 Despite the mutiny charges, Nigel shows great skill off the 10 meter plank 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
853 Nice technique, but low degree of difficulty. Leave him for the sharks. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
854 ...and don't come back. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
855 Tis a pike I was hopin' fer 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
856 Never one for following orders, was he? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
857 I'd give him 10 points for style, but I'm going to have to dock him a point for the execution. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
858 Pan overboard. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
859 Hoisted by his own leotard. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
860 Not sure that guy is getting the message. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
861 I'll give a him a 9.5 for form but just 3 for swashbuckling. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
862 First the annoying jazz hands, and now this! 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
863 Won't let us forget he trained at Juilliard. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
864 Brings a tear to me good eye. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
865 I don't think he appreciates the gravity of the situation 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
866 The word ye boys be seekin' is 'elan' 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
867 He wanted to die a graceful death. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
868 Remind me again why we use a plank? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
869 Well, you've got to admire his form. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
870 No way he sticks the landing. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
871 Who's got your gold medal now, showoff? 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
872 WOW! I hope he hits the landing. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
873 I got a doubloon that says he nails the entry. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
874 If there is no splash bring him back aboard. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
875 And yet he would never do a cannonball when I asked for one. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
876 His last chance at a ten, boys, and I think he hit it. 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
877 It's all about them now. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
878 I hate it when we capture an Olympic schooner. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
879 I give him a 10 for execution but only an 8 for degree of difficulty. What say ye? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
880 A willing martyr takes all the fun out of it. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
881 Blast, he really is Peter Pan! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
882 Now that's what I call going in style. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
883 All right, mateys, we quit raiding Acapulco. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
884 His back is a bit over-arched. That's really going to hurt his score from the Russian pirates. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
885 Let the record show, he took the blows and did it his way. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
886 He's been doing that every day since the Ringling brothers went under. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
887 Wish I had an aye phone. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
888 I wanna be that high some day. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
889 He always was a cheeky bastard! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
890 Well, blow me down. He ain't a landlubber after all. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
891 I told him he could walk the plank of his gender preference. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
892 I said I was going to enjoy watching him die. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
893 I said WALK the plank! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
894 This is his final dive of the competition. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
895 Clearly not the first time he's walked the plank. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
896 He's no Jackknife Sparrow. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
897 10. 10. 10. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
898 He still thinks everybody gets a trophy. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
899 Johnson always saw the glass as half full. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
900 At least it explains the Speedos. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
901 Blimey! 9.2 for execution. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
902 We should have known he was a flight risk. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
903 I guess when we go low they go high. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
904 Blimey! I said, "prepare your swan song, not your swan dive!" 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
905 Excellent dive, chum. 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
906 When life gives you lemons... 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
907 I said, 'Die scum!' Not, 'Dive scum!' 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
908 We really need a stiffer plank 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
909 A show off to the very end. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
910 I'm kinda sorry to see him go. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
911 But the envelope said La La Land 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
912 Okay okay, maybe it really was Greg Louganis. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
913 What's the punishment for not following instructions? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
914 I shouldn't have lent him my copy of 'Peter Pan.' 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
915 Hence the nickname, Jolly Roger. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
916 I guess he wanted to go out in style. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
917 The takeoff was high enough but there's too much bend in his back. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
918 I don't know...Long John Silver has a guy who can do a 9.5. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
919 I'm going to miss Jolly Roger. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
920 Now if only his fencing were as good. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
921 Those Disney movies took all the fun out of being a pirate. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
922 And that is why we bind their limbs. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
923 This new plank technology is going to revolutionize the industry. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
924 You think he's trying to tell us something? 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
925 Maybe we SHOULD start using deodorant. 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
926 This never happened, it's fake news. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
927 He lives for this. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
928 Now that's _exactly_ the kind of attitude I was talking about. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
929 Now I'm not one to judge but I say that's a 10. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
930 Shut up! He has to land before we grade him. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
931 Wait! We called the wrong name! 1.2759 0.08447 58 48 4 6
932 He was lousy pirate, mates--but he did have panache. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
933 A little less coke in the rum next time, eh? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
934 I still won't give him the gold. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
935 I was hoping that he'd go for a cannon ball. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
936 The Jolliest, Roger. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
937 It's a shame we didn't discover we had the wrong envelope a minute sooner. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
938 A sold 9.5 but I still say a cannonball is more apropos. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
939 Nobody likes a plankster! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
940 They're starting to take all the fun out of torture. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
941 He be still going for the gold ! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
942 I don't see how this "waterboarding"will give us any answers! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
943 I always say, if you gotta go out, go out in style! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
944 The New Yorker would like this one, if I could only think of a caption. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
945 A welcome change from cannonballs. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
946 Careful! That plank doesn't meet OSHA regulations! 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
947 Good form, but what about the execution? 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
948 As Roger happily flew to his death, Blackbeard thought of a cool nickname for his flag. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
949 Now that's what I call grace under pressure. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
950 If he can swim like he dives then we're out of a job. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
951 That's Flynn for you.. going out with style! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
952 Matinee on the Bounty 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
953 I wondered why his last wish was a Speedo. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
954 Very nice. I'm sure the sharks will be impressed. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
955 He was a show off even until the end. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
956 Well, there goes another cabinet member. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
957 Lift and tuck. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
958 And don't come back without a prosthesis. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
959 Form follows function. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
960 Aarrgh, I wanted to yell cannonball! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
961 A well executed double entendre 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
962 Shiver me springboards, it was suppose to be a reverse gainer with a twist ye scurvy dog! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
963 Guy meets with the Russian ambassador and all of a sudden he thinks he's hot shit 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
964 Everything was always a competition with him. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
965 Wait lads! Don't grade him till he hits the water. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
966 I'll give him a 10 for execution. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
967 At least someone's execution was flawless. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
968 I asked for a CANNONBALL! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
969 You must admit I have a way of getting the best out of me men. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
970 You know, that guy never understood our business model. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
971 How was I to know he's an olympic champion? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
972 8 - 7" , "7 - 8" , "9 - 9 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
973 Nobody walks the plank like Louganis! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
974 Maybe it's me, but he's not taking this very seriously. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
975 Might as well make a splash. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
976 Typical Dutchman. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
977 Form's not great, but impressive degree of difficulty. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
978 That pretty much says it all... 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
979 Avast! Fish that scallywag out of the water. I want to see that again. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
980 I'd say an 8. Maybe 8.5. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
981 It's a graceful start, but let's see how well he sticks the landing. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
982 Perhaps he was the true treasure we've been seeking all along. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
983 I get the feeling he's done this before. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
984 Arghh...another millennial. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
985 He's got a lot of talent, but he's uncoachable. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
986 Swansong swandive 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
987 That's Petey's Swan Song. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
988 I told him to go for the gold. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
989 He'll never do better. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
990 I'd give it a deep 6 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
991 Arrggh. We shoulda hung him from the yardarm. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
992 Arr. The classics never go out of style. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
993 I'd give him a piece of 8.6 for that one. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
994 I should have known this would happen when he danced the plank. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
995 He needs a 10 to stay alive! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
996 Nice, but he can't swim. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
997 Remember... legs straight, toes pointed! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
998 Captain Louganis can be a bit of a showoff. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
999 He was always slow to grasp the gravity of a situation. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1000 Now that's what I call a positive spin. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1001 I said walk the plank and die not dive. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1002 They call it assisted suicide. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1003 We're just not reaching that guy 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1004 Arrghh..he puts a buckle in me swash! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1005 There goes one hell of a pastry chef. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1006 Let's show him our cannonball. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1007 He's done this before. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1008 You got to admit, he went out in style. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1009 And you tried to argue that this isn't a sport! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1010 See son, that's what I meant by "When life gives you lemons" 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1011 He rates a 9.0 for style and a 1.0 for stupidity. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1012 And that's why he's here: Won't. Follow. Orders. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1013 This side of the Captain I've never seen. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1014 We'll pull you out if you score a 10. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1015 8.5 for take-off and 8.0 for elevation. Let's see how execution goes. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1016 He told me his other choice was a gainer, but this one's better for your core." 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1017 Figured he go with a cannonball. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1018 He needs a perfect dive to make the medal round. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1019 No scores until he hits the water! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1020 I thought we were discussing a swan SONG? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1021 It's his swan song. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1022 Oops, wrong envelope. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1023 We need a scarier punishment. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1024 Me'thinks he's not grasping the concept here. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1025 Nothing ruins a crew's discipline like a wiseass. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1026 He's a show off right to the end. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1027 That's only going to earn Long John the silver. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1028 I wouldn't have expected any less from Jolly Roger. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1029 Too cowardly to walk the plank. Sad. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1030 Pretty, but still shark meat. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1031 A rough approach, but an excellent execution. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1032 Must be his swan song. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1033 Happens every time we capture one of the Pirates of Penzance. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1034 Is it too late to tell him Moonlight actually won? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1035 He'll die as he lived: groveling for approval. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1036 Let it be said, me hearties, that it was never his form, but his content that demanded of us this opprobrium. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1037 Captain Trump banishes the press from the ship of state. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1038 He isn't as good as the guy yesterday, 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1039 And,for his final dive.... 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1040 I rest my case. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1041 Too bad he still can't get the gold. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1042 Aye. He was a thief, but he sure had style. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1043 That swan dive is his swan song. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1044 When he tried to organize nude hot yoga classes, that was the last straw. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1045 I'm not going to miss him. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1046 Six for technique, four for difficulty, and a perfect ten for his execution. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1047 That explains the gold. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1048 It was a mutual parting of ways. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1049 "Let's see how he goes in the Synchronised Keel-Haul event". 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1050 That'll be a hard plank to follow. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1051 We quit giving style points for keelhauling! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1052 Haul him back aboard, this is a teachable moment. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1053 I still say it's easier to just steal the gold. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1054 Usually it's a cannonball. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1055 Swan Song 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1056 He always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1057 He calls this dive the Captain Hook. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1058 Now that's what I call a glass half full guy. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1059 And I always thought he'd end with a cannon ball 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1060 Peace out, bitches! 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1061 He always DID have to make a big production out of everything. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1062 I'm thinking he has a plan B. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1063 Talk about going out in style. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1064 When he offered to show me his Steele Johnson, I completely misunderstood. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1065 Every four years a prisoner tries out for the Olympics. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1066 I guess it would be more of a punishment if we didn't anchor so close to the brothel next time. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1067 Lousy pirate, but excellent form. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1068 Next time lets not include a severence package. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1069 Mock the plank will ye?! 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1070 He's off to Mar-a-Lago 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
1071 Arrrgh... That be explainin' why he was always keepin' his body shaved. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1072 Well, it is his swan song. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1073 Are we being flipped off? 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
1074 Aargh! Walking the plank ain't what it used to be. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1075 Notice the elevation, I'm really impressed with that bamboo laminated board. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
1076 Yarrrr be a 9.6. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1077 I said swan song, not swan dive! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1078 He said he wanted is last act to be a big splash 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1079 He burned our pecan chocolate soufflés for the last time! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1080 It's only four feet deep here. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1081 Never woulda expected that outta Spicer. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1082 Well sure, the form is great but the degree of difficulty leaves something to be desired... 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1083 I know he was our shot at the Olympics, but Pirate code is Pirate code. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1084 With a good entry this could be a 10. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1085 Ay, he be that loser Long John Bronze. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1086 I give it a ten point zero, but I'll bet he can't do it again 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1087 When did "walk the plank" become performance art? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1088 Aye, lads, there be pluck. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1089 Aye, nice form.But i'm thinking it's a one off. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1090 "He always did think he was better than everyone else". 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1091 A swan dive is his swan song? Too theatrical! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1092 I really hate that guy. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1093 The blindfold has changed everything 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1094 Aye ! Looks like an 8.5 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1095 Now that's what I call a great execution, me Hearties! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1096 Whatever happened to a good ole fashioned cannonball? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1097 I said shove-off, show-off! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1098 Good technical merit. The real degree of difficulty is determined by the sharks. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1099 I hate him... 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1100 Who told him about the mermaids? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1101 Next time tie his hands and blindfold him! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1102 Mark my words: he will make a splash upon entry. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1103 I get the feeling he'll be back 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1104 That's an 8.7 or I'll eat my parrot. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1105 Now that's a swan dive! 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1106 The Barbary judge is unimpressed! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1107 Sure, that's a difficult dive to try, but what's he got to lose. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1108 A perfect score of 10. I need one of you to go after him to let him know he won. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1109 You have to admit, for a traitorous, dog-faced, son-of-a-scallywog, his Swan Dive is impecable. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1110 Not exactly the fear inducing effect I was hoping for. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1111 You’re NOT supposed to ENJOY this! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1112 That's the last we'll see of Captain Swan. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1113 Oh my! A fabulously executed execution. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1114 It's about the journey, not the destination. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1115 Don't you understand the meaning of walk? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1116 I knew we shouldn't have stolen the Flying Dutchman's ship. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1117 Now that's how you go for the gold, mateys! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1118 He gets a perfect 10 for execution. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1119 Dammit, Swanne, we said to WALK the plank. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1120 That's exactly the kind of s_ _ _ that got him convicted. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1121 Next cruise we'll add a wave pool and a swim-up bar. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1122 I give it a "10". How 'bout you? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1123 The cheeky bastard can't even swim! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1124 That's the third one today, Captain Trump. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1125 Style points won't help. Besides, I personally like the cannonball. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1126 He calls this one the Neverland. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1127 Illegal or not he has style 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1128 He doesn't know it's his swan song. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1129 A contrarian to the last breath. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1130 No more pirates named Louganis. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1131 Talk about going out in style. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1132 I give that scurvy dog a 9 for style. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1133 He always was an over-achiever 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1134 I hate him, but goddammit do I respect him. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1135 He gets an 8 for take off and a 10 for execution. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1136 Let's rethink the fitness center. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1137 He always saw the glass as half full. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1138 I knew he would go in style. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1139 I told you. Its much better if we don't flog first. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1140 Well,he sure knows how to make lemonade. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1141 Man, I really hate that guy. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1142 Darn that Peter, he'll NEVER grow up! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1143 Dammit, I told him to walk the plank 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1144 Only happens when we smuggle performance enhancing drugs. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1145 Well, he always said he wanted to steal gold. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1146 He had a flair for everything! I'm sure the crew will miss him! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1147 And don't come back, wise ass! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1148 This is the last time we kidnap anyone from that damn Vegas show " 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1149 Now that's how to make a graceful exit. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1150 2.5 from the East European judge, 9.5 from all others. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1151 List'n Up! The next person to swan dive while walk'n the plank is disqualified! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1152 Just because he has style, it doesn't mean he's gay. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1153 He took all the fun out of that! 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1154 Seas the moment! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1155 Nice take off but will he stick the landing? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1156 Aye, we’ll be scrapping the suggestion box. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1157 Where's the fun in this? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1158 I can see daylight between his ankles. Argh! That'll be a 9.4 at best. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1159 Much better than the entertainment on our last cruise. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1160 Why does everybody have to make a big deal out of everything? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1161 I appreciate it, mates, but you'll never be able to replace me parrot. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1162 Let's wait til we see his entrance. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1163 See? That is exactly what we were talking about! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1164 Pity that he chose a life of crime over the Olympics. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1165 Looks like he's going for pirate gold. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1166 I hate show offs. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1167 Ahoy matyes - a flying Dutchman! 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1168 The death of Jolly Roger. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1169 I'm only impressed by cannon balls. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1170 Damn! I'm gonna' miss his flair. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1171 It's what landlubbers call "ironic." 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1172 We may want to rethink this walk the plank thing. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1173 There we go, one less loose cannon. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1174 He was ordered to walk the plank, but Blacky always has to do things his way. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1175 Well, you were right about the liquor ration. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1176 Enjoy your spring break! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1177 He just qualified for the Blackbeard Invitational. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1178 9.5... 9.6 maybe, but we'll see how he fares in the swimsuit competition. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1179 It's not over 'til it's over. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1180 He doesnt seem to be taking this seriously 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1181 I told you he ate my parrot. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1182 Swan SONG, Mr. Bates. Swan SONG! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1183 Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1184 And the gold goes to...us. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1185 Talk about hang time! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1186 I upgraded to a springboard. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1187 He mentioned something about a half gainer with a full twist... 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1188 Why aren't we using this guy? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1189 When they go low, we go high... 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1190 Nice to deal with a real professional for a change. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1191 I'm sorry, the difficulty just isn't there. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1192 Now I remember why we don't do this so close to land. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1193 And they say quitters never win. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1194 Yeah, he's auditioning for that Penzance thing. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1195 I give that a 10/10 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1196 Arrr, next time we throw him from the 30-meter platform and see how he fare! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1197 On second thought, I don't think the punishment fits the crime. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1198 When he comes back on board, check for steroids. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1199 Nobody likes a smartass. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1200 I don't think we're getting through to him. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1201 You'll never hear the name 'Louganis' again. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1202 I take it all back... Throw him the buoy. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1203 And by the way, Jones, there's a shark down there getting bored with his mannequin. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1204 So far, he is flawless. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1205 What a Swan Song. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1206 We'll have the last laugh when he sees the reef. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1207 10 for style, 0 for brains. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1208 That's the last time we recruit from the circus! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1209 It's his cannonball that really knocks 'em dead. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1210 8.5, 9, 9.1 matey 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1211 I hate perfection! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1212 So this is why we use the blindfold. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1213 So that was why he wanted to install the plank 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1214 9.5 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1215 Well, he was always one to go a bit overboard, wasn't he... 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1216 Rare image of the Brits leaving the EU. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1217 It's no fun to kill 'em when they show off like that. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1218 Now you see why I needed to set him free... 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1219 So that's what they mean by " last swan dive" 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1220 He wants to make planking cool again. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1221 In fairness, I did tell him to go overboard 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1222 He'd do anything to get out of swabbing the deck. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1223 I knew he'd do this! That's why I parked in 3 feet of water ! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1224 So that's where he got the gold. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1225 Must be an Olympic year. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1226 He could never control himself in front of an audience. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1227 Consider this your swan song 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1228 Damn it, he never takes me seriously. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1229 I told him he would be judged. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1230 But can he do a cannonball? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1231 Five doubloons says he won't stick the landing 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1232 Ahoy there Matey. No one likes a smart ass! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1233 Clueless to the end. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1234 Well, there goes our best chance at the Olympics this year 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1235 We need to find a tougher punishment. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1236 I'm glad the mutiny hasn't dampened his spirits. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1237 Christ, what an asshole! 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1238 A 10 for execution, eh? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1239 His first dive was better. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1240 So much for Jolly Roger. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1241 He's taking it well. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1242 Killjoy! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1243 Well, I guess we know who stole the lime juice. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1244 He always went for the gold. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1245 Given the circumstances, I'd of preferred a cannon ball. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1246 I suppose this wasn't the right punishment for him. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1247 No, even if you stick the entry, there is NO next round. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1248 I think he misunderstands the concept. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1249 Now that's what I call a death defying leap. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1250 That is the difference between a board and a plank. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1251 Well, he's certainly got chutzpah. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1252 I told you we shouldn't have let him watch 'Peter Pan'. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1253 Walk the Plank is supposed to be fun for US. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1254 Synchronized is next up. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1255 Somehow I think he'll land on his feet. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1256 Finally, a plank salesman that understands our business 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1257 Finally gets his "TEN" when he's being Deep-Sixed! 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1258 Tuck, you bastard! Tuck! 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1259 I bet he's been doping. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1260 He wanted a swan dive to be his swan song. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1261 Okay, my mistake. You're not a piker. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1262 A show off right to the end. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1263 Should we have saved him for Tokyo 2020? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1264 Well, it is his swan song. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1265 The Olympic drug testing team,have no need to find out about this ,got it ? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1266 I'll never understand soccer. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1267 Me hates optimism 1.2545 0.08692 55 47 2 6
1268 In a few seconds, Roger won't feel so jolly. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1269 He’s takin’ the GOLD. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1270 it all used to be so much simpler 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1271 Don't either one of you even think about giving him a ten. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1272 Well, you have to admit that some of these Cabinet appointees know how to bow out with class... 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1273 Aaaargh !! Cockeyed optimists always spoil the fun 1.2500 0.08547 56 48 2 6
1274 Style points for execution. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1275 Long John knew just what he needed for the Silver. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1276 Shiver me timbers, that's a ten if I've ever seen one. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1277 That's it, we're going back to keelhauling! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1278 Well...he did seem like a fish out of water. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1279 He's really going for the gold. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1280 Arch, extend, head back...good! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1281 It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye patch. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1282 I'd call that a swan song. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1283 Now that Roger is jolly! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1284 that's the last time we Shanghi someone from the circus. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1285 Arr, there be no more shanghaiing what's flying the rainbow colors. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1286 The execution of this execution is truly outstanding. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1287 The other guys offered him paternity leave. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1288 Finally, a 10! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1289 I thought his name was Jack Sparrow, not Swan. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1290 What a finish! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1291 Seeing him embrace his fate joyfully kinda ruins it for me. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1292 He never seemed comitted to this piracy thing. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1293 I never thought he'd try that in yoga pants. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1294 Summer Olympics , San Salvador, 1492 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1295 yarrrr that's the way a real man dies 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1296 Shiver me swimmers. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1297 An artisanal, hand-crafted plunge to his death, but a plunge to his death nonetheless. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1298 A 9.8 for form and a 1.4 for life expectancy. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1299 Too much arch. Next! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1300 We called him fishmeal. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1301 A perfect 10! Too bad he never learned to swim. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1302 A higher degree of difficulty and I might have reconsidered. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1303 Arrrgh that's a 9 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1304 Ten doubloons says he nails the entry. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1305 His last meal was a pot of coffee. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1306 I guess he knew that this was his swan song! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1307 Shoot him! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1308 Let's see how he does in the more technical rounds 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1309 I said die not dive ! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1310 Now there's a mutineer with attitude. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1311 Arrgh, throw him a line, I want to see if he can do a triple somersault with a one and a half twist pike. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
1312 Amerigo's got talent. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1313 Since when is Walking the Plank in the Olympics? 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1314 Don't we usually tie them up? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1315 Well, I'd like to see him do that again. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1316 Good, but doesn't shiver me timbers. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1317 Ye win on free will, but ye lose on destiny. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1318 I was hoping for a better deterrent effect. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1319 I just remembered we need more cannonballs. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1320 In the prelims he got a perfect "10." 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1321 He was not the kind of cannonball specialist I needed. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1322 Argh. Sometimes methinks the crew doesn't take me seriously. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1323 I think he feels judged. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1324 Worst damn pirate I've ever seen. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1325 "Shorten the damn board next time!' 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1326 Charades just won't be the same with him gone. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1327 I'll give 'em 8 out of 10, but that still doesn't make up for what he did to my parrot. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1328 I told him it would be his swan SONG, not swan dive! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1329 Ta Da! 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
1330 If he comes back again, use the cannon. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1331 So glad he took it this way. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1332 He's going for the gold, again. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1333 Some men just know how to live...and die. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1334 Nope, still bored. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1335 Well that changes everything. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1336 And I'll make him pay for the plank. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1337 Hey, I could do that too if I didn't have a peg leg. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1338 The first (and last) time Gary dropped acid. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
1339 We're here for gold treasure not gold medals! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1340 Always the showoff! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1341 Stop him! He's taking the gold! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1342 7.5 for Technical Merit and 9.5 for Style. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1343 I should have remembered he was in the Olympics! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1344 All I said was "Bring-on yer best cannonball, mate", and he does this. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1345 He handled that with grace and class. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1346 That's nice, but the last guy did an amazing twisting back dive with 1 1/2 somersaults! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1347 He's a bold one, but let's see how the Russian judge rates it. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1348 If he does a cannonball, shoot him! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1349 Arrrh, mateys, the plank bit ain't workin'. Let's award him his damn 10 and disembowel him on deck. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1350 You shouldn't have offered him one last wish ! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1351 And thus begins the legend of Ebenezer J. Speedo. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1352 Maybe he did get that gold for a perfect 10. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1353 Oh sure, looks easy but I'd like to see him try that with a wooden leg. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1354 Who vetted him? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1355 I feel like a Kidd again. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1356 Be careful, I'm not sure how deep the water is here ! 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
1357 What did the German judges give him? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1358 I said, this is going to be your swan song, not your swan dive! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1359 I told you he was light in his loafers. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1360 Now I understand what he meant about walking the plank "my way." 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1361 Geronimo! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1362 He swore he couldn't swim. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1363 Avast me hearties. We went low, but he went high. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1364 To his credit, Juan always did have a positive attitude. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1365 For a mutinous scum sucker he certainly exhibits extraordinary aplomb. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1366 Wait til we post this! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1367 Let the sharks all give him a 10. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1368 Last year's champion isn't defending his title. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1369 Arr matey, fetch me my Speedo, I know I can top that bloke. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1370 Agggghhrrr! 9.5 Bring out the next one! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1371 You gotta admit...he had panache . 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
1372 Nothing in his his life Became him like the leaving it. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1373 He's always been a strange bird. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1374 Well Shivers be limber! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1375 His final dive, a perfect ten. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1376 I say next time, we just stick with keel-hauling. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1377 He should have gone for the cannonball. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1378 That's going to be hard to beat. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1379 Blimey,, looks like he's done this before! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1380 A death-defying dive was a clever idea 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1381 Pity. He coulda been a contender. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1382 I prefer it when they cower. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1383 It loses its fun when they start to make it their own. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1384 I’ll miss that sight of him walking the deck in his tutu. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1385 That's a shame. Should have told him we've run aground. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1386 He went out without a splash 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
1387 Walkin the plank ain't what it used to be! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1388 Don't worry, men; it's low tide. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1389 see that lads, he's got execution. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1390 He always said he'd make a big splash someday. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1391 I was on the fence before but now I know I made the right decision. 1.2364 0.08191 55 47 3 5
1392 This was more fun before sharks started eating healthier. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1393 What a show off. I'm so glad we are getting rid of him. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1394 Looks like a 9.5 to me. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1395 Would that be form or function? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1396 Nice AAArrrrrrccc Matey 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1397 He said, 'Anything but walk the plank.' I think he lied to us. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1398 Tell the carpenter the plank's a bit too green. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1399 I was kind of hoping for a forward two and a half somersaults in the pike position. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1400 One doubloon says he nails the entry. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1401 Planking is so last year 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1402 And good riddance to ye Crewman Phelps! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1403 Now that's dying gracefully. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1404 He's not supposed to do that, is he? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1405 Sure, but how will he perform on platform? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1406 But would he do it without the blindfold? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1407 Nice booty. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1408 Now that's what I call attitude! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1409 I told you we should have tied cannonballs to his feet. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1410 These new Titanium planks are way too springy 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1411 Damn. You guys forgot the ball and chain. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1412 If I had known he'd be so happy about it... 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1413 His walk was a bit more of a prance, I think. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1414 This is my last fantasy camp cruise. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1415 Went to USC! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1416 I told ye to die, not dive. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1417 This is why I tell you to never Shanghai dancers.... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1418 Philip, have you ever seen something so, beautiful? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1419 I said cannonball! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1420 I think it's called "planking" 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1421 Argg...who gave the traitor the tequila worm? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1422 Well if you're gonna go, you might as well go spectacularly. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1423 Aye, he did steal the gold at the Olympics. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1424 Aye, a 9.5 for grace under pressure, matey. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1425 Why exactly did we decide to use the fiberglass plank? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1426 That's the last order he'll disobey on this ship. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1427 This is the last time he upstages me. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1428 I accept your resignation. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1429 Best look'n Flying Dutchman so far this voyage. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1430 I hate the showboaters. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
1431 Blimey, I think he's been here before. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1432 Arrr! Next time, we go back to hanging from the yardarm. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1433 Now I remember. Canon ball. We forgot the canon ball. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1434 Approach was shaky but great execution. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1435 Can we go back to calling it a plank? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1436 I'm still not sure he knew what we meant by pirate booty. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
1437 7.5 for execution; 2.8 for difficulty 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1438 Impressive half-gainerrrrrrrr... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1439 I really think we lost sight of something important when we introduced style points. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1440 Fish him out... We need him for our dive team. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1441 I ordered him to WALK the plank. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1442 9.5! Much better than yesterday. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1443 Must really be certain about the afterlife! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1444 Wow, I guess all those planks finally paid off! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1445 He said he wants to pursue other opportunities. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1446 Show off. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1447 That bastard just took all the fun out of it 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1448 When he saw our new health care plan, he volunteered. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1449 Punishing homosexuality isn't what it used to be. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1450 From now on hobble them. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1451 One and done. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1452 I always feel robbed by the few who embrace their destiny. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1453 I betcha two bits he over-rotates. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1454 Come on...it's his last dive and he cops out with a 0.7 degree of difficulty? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1455 Trust me. This is gonna clinch our bid for the 2024 olympics. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1456 We should have used him for his cannoonball 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1457 Hey! That was supposed to be a reverse pike. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1458 Turns out he was the treasure this whole time. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
1459 Not as satisfying as I would have hoped... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1460 If not us, then the execution scores will kill him. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1461 Go get a musket. I think he's caught a thermal. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1462 With that kind of move he'll never get the gold. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1463 Pity. He was our best chance to medal at the Pirate Games. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1464 That's not a cannonball. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1465 Just like the scurvy dog to ruin the moment for everyone else. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1466 Quite a swan song! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1467 These guys that live in the moment are ruining it for the rest of us. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1468 I thought he was supposed to do a half gainer. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1469 I prefer his cannonball. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1470 He never learned that pirates just aren't amused by irony. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1471 We never should have stopped in Rio. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1472 Man, over bored. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1473 Even to the end, a damned showoff. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1474 He's got great form, but can he stick the landing? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1475 I had to get rid of him because he was always trying to one-up me! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1476 The form is good, but that lack of height is gonna cost him. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1477 We never have enough gold! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1478 I hate it when they don't take me seriously... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1479 Blimey!That lad's got a great future ahead of him! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1480 Isn't plank a holding pose? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1481 Maybe we should have just cooked him? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1482 Yeah, well, the sharks aren't impressed. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1483 No more taking members of Cirque de Soleil prisoner. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1484 Style? I'll give him points for execution. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1485 Who does he think he is ...the pirate of penzance? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1486 Aye, mateys! Ten for form, but sharks’ bait still. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1487 Swan's last moments will certainly set a precedent in style, if not in song. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1488 Wrong !!! Do it again 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1489 Open fire!! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1490 His perky attitude was drivin' me bonkers. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1491 That's what I call going down with in style. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1492 Do you think he knows we hit a sandbar? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1493 That's what I call death with dignity. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1494 It's his swan dive swan song. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1495 Aye, I didn't see THAT coming. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1496 He believes in an afterlife. Har, har. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1497 Only Kellyanne said the water is real. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1498 He may be a rotten pirate, but he sure is one hell of a diver. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1499 I'm stumped. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1500 We make him walk for bad attitude and we get this... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1501 His last wish was for a graceful death. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1502 Great talent! Just not cut out to be a pirate. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1503 Do you think he's unhappy here? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1504 Impressive arrrrrc. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1505 He wasn't a real pirate, he just played one on TV. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1506 You idiot! I said, Jones the conniver, not Jones the diver. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1507 Say what you will about Randy, he's always known how to make an exit. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1508 Too bad he ain't gonna get an encore. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1509 This wasn't supposed to be a springboard to success! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1510 Death isn't the deterrent it was before November. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1511 I'll give him a 9.5 for that execution. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1512 MERMAIDS!!! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1513 He wasn't a good fit with our culture anyway. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1514 Why couldn't he walk the plank like everyone else? 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1515 He gets 4.0 for style, 1.0 for understanding the concept. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1516 Pirate of pizzazzance. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1517 I didn't have the heart to tell him we haven't left the dock yet and it's only five feet of water. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1518 It's a pity he couldn't peel potatoes that well. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1519 Gold 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1520 I say a 9.0 and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty landlubber 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1521 Wait, I've seen this before. Search for the droid! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1522 The sharks call this one Fancy Feast 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1523 Now, that's what I call a Swan Song, mateys! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1524 That is definitely a 9.9 dive! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1525 He said he was the Dread Pirate Louganis. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1526 You didn't tell me he was an Aculpoco pirate. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1527 You can't fire me! I quit! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1528 Aye'll give 'im a nine-point-fourrrrgh! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1529 I'd give it a piece of eight point five. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1530 Who's bright idea was it to make Greg Louganis walk the plank? 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1531 Workplace satisfaction just isn't what it used to be. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1532 I simply suggested we hold a Town Hall meeting. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1533 We'll get a laugh when he sees we're stranded on a sand bar. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1534 Aargh. A shame we'll never get to see his reverse pike. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1535 He said his name was Phelps. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
1536 Set sails for Mar-a-Lago! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1537 To air is human, forgive his dive. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1538 Arrrrr! Three sheets to the wind, and still a perfect 10. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1539 He's jumping the shark! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1540 I kinda figured he was gay. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1541 The Russian judge gave hime a 9.5. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1542 As I said. Too much drama. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1543 Form and function. He's got it all. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1544 Go for the gold! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1545 Top marks for presentation, and the entrée is to die for! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1546 He deserved his punishment, but I'm gonna miss First Mate Louganis 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1547 Now THAT'S walking the plank. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1548 He always was a non-conformist. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1549 It's not a ten until he comes up and lights a cigar. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1550 Cut! Mutiny on the set. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1551 If you've got it, flaunt it. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1552 I told him it was Olympic tryouts. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1553 He respectfully declined the cabinet position. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1554 That wasn't what we had in mind when we said we were considering your execution. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1555 No one can say he didn't go out in style! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1556 The Pirates of Pizzazz 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1557 Now there be pirate's booty! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1558 You can tell he's done a lot of planks. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1559 He may deserve this for his cooking, but you can't say that he doesn't have panache. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1560 Forward dive with a full maroon. Difficulty: 4.8...scores: 9.0, 8.5,9.0. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1561 Looks like it leaked that Trump is replacing me. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1562 I still don't think he'll survive to the next round. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1563 That should be a hanging offense. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1564 I say good riddance! Ever since we let him on board, he's been nothing but an albatross for us! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1565 I didn't expect Roger to be quite so jolly. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1566 That thar's nothin' next to what I could do afore losin' this 'ere leg o' mine. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1567 Aaarrrrgggghhhh! He has my car keys! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1568 He was a loyal pirate; I never thought he'd jump ship. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1569 I think we'd better move the fulcrum ahead for the next one Captain. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1570 Talk about lemonade from lemons. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1571 Wow! A swan dive for his swan song. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1572 Now that's what I call making lemonade out of lemons! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1573 7.5, 8.0, 7.5 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1574 oh no, another Trump voter 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1575 His form is good, but he can't say 'Arrghh' to save his life. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1576 Let's let him live, thats a 9.85 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1577 Nice form, but I still prefer the Four-Man Keel Haul event. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1578 Damn, he had my cellphone. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1579 It was this or another Senate hearing. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1580 All I said was, there's no such thing as a pretty canon ball. And he said he'd prove me wrong. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1581 A short walk followed by a beautiful spring dive off a relatively short plank. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1582 That one's a 10 for sure mateys. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1583 I hope that's the last we see of the Flying Wallendas. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1584 In fairness, all three judges awarded extra points for degree of difficulty. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1585 No, it's not the same, but at least he went for something with a high degree of difficulty. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1586 He's always gotta be a show-off! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1587 His lyricism always irritated me. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1588 Aye, that'll cost him an arm and a leg! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1589 They aren't "The Pirates of Panache" for nothing. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1590 He's no Jack Sparrow. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1591 He always was a smartass. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1592 Maybe we shouldn't call it a "diving board"? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1593 His last ship was with the Carnival Cruise Line.... 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1594 What's the punishment for diving the plank? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1595 Whatever. Let's see his entry. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1596 Still, I'm going to miss him. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1597 I thought you said we were going to watch cliff-diving not Cliff diving. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1598 Aye' me thinks he has done this before. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1599 He's not a Walk the Plank kind of guy. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1600 Great talent, but never onboard... 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1601 Argh! A Pittsburgh Ballet Pirate! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1602 I told you he was lying when he said he could do a double backflip. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1603 No more Cirque du Soleil cruises 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1604 He took my orders to "jump into action" too literally. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1605 He's surely leading the chase for gold. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1606 Business is slow. He may be our only chance for gold this year. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1607 A perfect 10! 1.2157 0.08547 51 45 1 5
1608 I'm telling you, those Russian captives are on something 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1609 Did anyone remind him that it's Shark Week? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1610 A talent like that is to die for. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1611 He's gonna take it with a perfect 10! Too bad he'l never find out. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1612 It's time to start extreme vetting. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1613 You're right, he would have looked good strapped to the bow. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1614 I assured him that this is the deep end. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1615 Well, that diminished my sadistic satisfaction just a bit. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1616 I just love watching them walk the springboard. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1617 We've finally heard the last of his 'I could do that blindfolded' bragging. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1618 Too little too late! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1619 A Bolshoi move! Did he meet with the Russians too? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1620 No one on my ship's going to be more flamboyant than its captain. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1621 Man going overboard. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1622 No, you idiot! This is supposed to be your swan SONG, not your swan DIVE! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1623 The sharks won't care whether it's a 10 or a 2. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1624 A misfit to the end.... 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1625 Arr, did you use a slip knot again? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1626 They say best go out with grace. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1627 The plan for getting rid of the illegals is not working. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1628 He's really taking this whole "Flying Dutchman" thing seriously. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1629 Typical overachiever! You couldn't just step off and get it over with?! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1630 "ARRGH ! The Scurvy Dog takes all me fun out of making 'em walk the plank". 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1631 "It's the Death with Dignity Act". 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1632 We need a new punishment for repeat offenders...... 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1633 Thems that flys will be the lucky ones. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1634 Cheeky! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1635 This is the last time we capture a cruise ship on the way to Rio. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1636 I told him we would put it on Facebook Live. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1637 Impressive, but it's the exit that has the highest degree of difficulty 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1638 Perfect execution, don't you think? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1639 Now there be pluck. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1640 Now THAT is how you shiver me timbers. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1641 "Performs well under pressure" was the only accurate part of his résumé. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1642 What did he mean by "there goes my chance to be in the Olympics"? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1643 Arrr, he won't be taking home the gold this time. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1644 he wants to make walking the plank great again. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1645 I'm not sure he fully understands walking the plank. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1646 That's arrr..guably the best plank walk I've ever seen. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1647 He defies me to the end. He knows the situation calls for a reverse dive with a half somersault! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1648 He took gold. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1649 It's a perfect ten! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1650 That confirms our suspicions. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1651 Pretends he can swim. Sad. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1652 Jack (Sparrow) Knife! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1653 I'm The Flying Dutchman! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1654 This one truly can kiss his ass goodbye. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1655 See, he did get into the grog 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1656 I said it's time to *die*, you scurvy dog! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1657 It's a perfect ten if he sticks the landing. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1658 Normally I'd say it's great when a pirate is flamboyant. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1659 Aaargh! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1660 The alternate fact is he was airlifted off the ship. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1661 I thought he looked better in Rio. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1662 Once a showman, always a showman. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1663 He's certainly going out in style. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1664 He doesn't realize degree of difficulty comes in AFTER his dive. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1665 Definitely a 10. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1666 I thought I told you to tie his arms together! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1667 Ten doubloons he belly-flops. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1668 We keep forgetting that plank means something different these days. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1669 Let's get this ship moving. Maybe we can lose him. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1670 Aye give him a 2 on approach, but a 10 on execution. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1671 I'm losing my touch....they used to shake in terror!! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1672 No, matey, the Olympics aren't for another 120 years. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1673 He is so dramatic." 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1674 That's gonna be hard to top...who's next? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1675 He's from Acapulco you say? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1676 Wow! He really nailed his final dive. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1677 Whoever bet a full-gainer, you owe me two guineas. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1678 What is the matter with these millennials? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1679 Aye Mate! I'd score that a "10" too! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1680 I'm sure gonna miss his flair for the dramatic around here... 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1681 Wait 'til he sees the gravity of the situation. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1682 He doesn't understand the seriousness of the situation. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1683 All I said was: Jim, do our shareholders a favor and depart this boardroom gracefully. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1684 That's it! I'm canceling the prison empowerment program. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1685 Too bad the Olympics haven't been invented yet. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1686 I said walk the plank and die not dive. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1687 See 'ya Sessions! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1688 Nice arrrrrrrrrrc. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1689 It certainly is nice to see someone who can face adversity with aplomb. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1690 I think he knows something we don't. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1691 DIVERS OF THE CARIBBEAN 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1692 9.7 - 9.7 - 9.8 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1693 He should have been named Captain Swan & not Sparrow. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1694 Your cell phones still in your pocket Jim!!!!! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1695 The Barbary pirates gave him a perfect "10." 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1696 He's taking his punishment rather well, don't you think? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1697 Perhaps it would have been better if the ship were farther out than 100 feet from shore. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1698 What part of "WALK the plank" didn't he get? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1699 Bloody 'ell! A swan dive!? Lads, in my day, the intrepid hero woulda done a double reverse somersault to escape... 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1700 I was expecting a half-gainer with a full twist. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1701 I say he makes the podium on style points! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1702 Wait! mateys for the entry before ye put yer scores up 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1703 Jacknife would be more appropriate. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1704 You have to admit, it's a great swan song. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1705 It's the new STEAM curriculum; we've added Arts & Music to Seamanship & Terrorizing. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1706 Give Curly Jack an extra point for height at the apex of the dive. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1707 There he goes--a defiant mutineer to the end. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1708 Black beards favorite past time was to judge the execution of each diver. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1709 The history books will record this as an alternative fact, on how we made him walk the plank. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1710 The Lido Deck pool must be closed. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1711 Looks like he needed that pixie dust after all. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1712 I lost my leg on that maneuver... 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1713 He calls it half an Rrrr... 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1714 He thinks a big splash attracts sharks. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1715 The lying press will call it a swan dive. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1716 We should have spared him for the Olympics. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1717 It's a swan dive in the plank position 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1718 Aargh! Killing millennials isn't any fun! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1719 Now I understand why his last request was an Esther Williams movie. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1720 argh,,,,he's really going overboard with this!! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1721 His be a Trump-like approach - makin’ a spectacle of his willful blindness to reality. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1722 A braggart 'til the end. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1723 He said he could not listen to the parrot any longer. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1724 Arggggh-uably the best of the day! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1725 A show-off to the end. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1726 Yeah, we know you were Johnny Depp's stuntman. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1727 What ship does he think he's on anyway, the Love Boat? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1728 He always liked to go out with a big splash. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1729 I always knew McGee was gay. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1730 Back problems? My pirate's ass! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1731 He always had a certain joie de vivre. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1732 Yer fancy dive ain't gonna change me mind! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1733 America..... going out with style. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1734 Pirates of Penzance "RUINED" everything 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1735 I'd give him an 8 on degree of difficulty 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1736 Arg... I'll give it a 9.5 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1737 No one cares! 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1738 "What does he know that we don't? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1739 Aarrgghh, that's the last French chef aboard me ship. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1740 "Ay matey. Jehosaphat just jumped". 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1741 Someday they're going to draw a cartoon just like this, mateys. And then ask the viewers to supply a caption... Makes me wonder if we'll get our cut of residuals. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1742 He was always graceful, even in the end. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1743 It's so sad. They all seem happy to leave my administration. You call that a dive? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1744 I don't think he quite understands. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1745 Perhaps this ship could have used a social director. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1746 Nine for style. Ten for execution. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1747 I wish he could have steered the ship as well. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1748 All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1749 Aargh, matey, he always did pick form over function. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1750 I'd say a 7.5, maybe an 8. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1751 Shiver me timbers, that's a 10 if I ever saw one! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1752 Looks like a Reverse 1 1/2 Somersault in the Pike Position. The good old days of Walking the Plank are over. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1753 Finally one that emphasizes artistry! I hate it when they only focus on the execution. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1754 I guess he bought into the alternative fact that he is going to a better place. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1755 Can't say he's not going out with a splash! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1756 Personally, I would've went with a cannonball. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1757 The swan dive is the new swan song, apparently. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1758 I thought it strange when he volunteered to walk the plank 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1759 Starting Position-5.0, Approach-6.5, Take Off-9.0, Flight-10.0, Degee of Difficulty-x10 Entry... 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1760 Ten points for execution. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1761 Arrr. Methinks that's at least good enough for the all-fleet semifinals. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1762 Ten! Ten!Ten! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1763 I said a cannonball! This is why nobody takes us seriously. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1764 Say what you will about that rat, but he's sure got style. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1765 Fellas, it's gonna be a long week. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1766 We should never have recruited from the Olympics." 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1767 The last planker managed only a 7.8. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1768 There goes another member of Trump's Administration running down the plank. This just isn't as fun as it used to be, if they'll willingly go, you know? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1769 Shiver me timbers! I clearly said to, 'WALK the plank!' 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1770 Good Lord! He's diving right out of the cartoon frame! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1771 Marrrrvelous execution! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1772 Maybe he was in training for the Olympics. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1773 Did I forget to tell you that we drifted closer to shore overnight? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1774 This "catch and release" thing is for the birds... 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1775 Aye, but let's see him make a clean entry in the Atlantic Ocean! 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1776 So ends the reign of the Dread Louganis 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1777 Look a perfect 10 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1778 One day this will be an Olympic sport. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1779 I give him an eight 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1780 A pity in the end lads, "Panache" was such a great pirate name. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1781 I give him a ten. That's the most stylish resignation I've ever seen. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1782 I give it a fouaaaarrrrr. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1783 Kinda takes the fun out of it, ya know. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1784 Great idea to raid the Olympic Village, Karl. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1785 He said something about a rendezvous with his favorite mermaid. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1786 Notice the arch in the back and point in the toes. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1787 He always wanted to make a big splash. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1788 He's going for the Pieces of Eight. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1789 A...H...O... and there's his Y. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1790 Mark my words, he will be back. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1791 Personally, I think his swan song was better. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1792 His parrot would be proud. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1793 If your friend jumped off a bridge would-- 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1794 So what if it's a ten. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1795 Aaargh, he be doin' that every time I say brin' me the gold. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1796 How many times must we go over this? Legs straight, feet together! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1797 He should have never done that to the parrot. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1798 One point deduction for no parrot 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1799 Are we pirates...or are we dancers? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1800 9.7 for form, 10 for expression. Not bad! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1801 Aaaargh! I bet he checks that off his bucket list. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1802 Fantastic height. Excellent form. Noble demeanor. 9.6!! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1803 Send in the sharks 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1804 The couture rendition of walking the plank. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1805 Your zipper's down! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1806 He's much too happy about this" 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1807 We have to factor in the degree of difficulty. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1808 I'd give it a 9.0. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1809 Think of this as a confirmation hearing gone bad. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1810 I said walk, you scurvy varmint! Now get back here and do it again! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1811 I give it a solid eight. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1812 Insatiable need for adulation. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1813 he just won't go down without a flight! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1814 Au revoir, Pierre Panache! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1815 We need to dramatically increase the degree of difficulty. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1816 Arrgh. I said swan SONG. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1817 Arrr, now that's a good sport! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1818 Now you clowns tell me he is a long distance swimmer. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1819 He also took gold in dressage. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1820 Now that's a great attitude! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1821 Said he were an Olympian. Go figure. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1822 I said cannonball! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1823 Yarr, it be be a perfect ten, maties! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1824 I'm starting to regret our affiliation with Disney. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1825 We're gonna miss him on the dive team. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1826 It was either that or synchronized swimming 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1827 I was hoping for a little less exuberance. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1828 Talk about making the best of a bad situation... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1829 He could've done a cannonball, but nooo........ 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1830 Going for gold. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1831 Now that's a swan song. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1832 Wait, weren't we supposed to bind his hands? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1833 Still trying to capture the gold! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1834 9, 8.5, 9.5 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1835 He said he wanted out before Trump took over. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1836 Why is he leaving a trail? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1837 I said, "Swan SONG!" 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1838 Somebody's been doping 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1839 He said "See if you can Trump this." 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1840 Finley has taken'walking the plank' to new heights 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1841 We really need better anti-doping tests. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1842 I said Plank, not Springboard! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1843 Aye mate, he'll lose points for that! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1844 wouldn't you know he would prance the plank! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1845 A class act till the end. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1846 You are taking the fun out of this! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1847 He insisted on making waves. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1848 If I told you once, I told you twice never to Shanghai anyone from the Olympic diving team. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1849 Aye, ye jumped the shark. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1850 Technically, he did walk it first. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1851 Was that three and a half twists. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1852 No need to showboat! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1853 He always had a flair for the theatrical. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1854 He's no chicken of the sea! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1855 See what I'm talking about? Can't follow a simple instruction...I said "WALK the plank" 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1856 He never did follow orders. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1857 Making the best of a bad situation... 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1858 Arrrrrrrrrr, the judges reluctantly have to give him straight 10's! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1859 A ten, Aye 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1860 Arrr. He does be a drama queen. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1861 Nice touch. Swan Dive for Swan Song. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1862 Silly Captain Hook, did you forget that I can fly? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1863 He's going out with such grace. I give him a 10. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1864 I'm drawin' a plank, mates. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1865 He's always had more style than the rest of us. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1866 Is he entered in keel hauling? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1867 Why won't he fall? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1868 "He saw it on Pinterest". 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1869 Alright, this is the last time we try to plunder gold from the Olympic Village! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1870 Well, at least he's going out in style! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1871 I was kind of hoping for a jackknife. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1872 Don't be fooled. He was the one behind all the leaks. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1873 He was always jolly, Roger. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1874 This wasn't what I meant when I said we needed more cannonballs. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1875 Get me whatever he's been drinking 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1876 I said no more Esther Williams movies. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1877 Should've keelhauled him. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1878 I hate youtube. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1879 Mutiny should be made an Olympic sport. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1880 Arr, he's good but I still prefer the cannonball. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1881 He swore he couldn't swim. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1882 He always has to make an entrance. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1883 Did anyone tell Fred we're beached? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1884 I hate spunk! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1885 9.5 at least or we leave him out there - that's Pirate Law 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1886 Well, you didn't have to enjoy yourself. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1887 A show-off to the end. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1888 Divin' fer the gold, be he? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1889 Always goin' fer th' gold. A true scurvy pirate to th' end. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1890 Call him Fishmeal! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1891 Honestly, I was expectin' a cannonball. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1892 If he does four summersaults I want him back. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1893 I told you the plank, not the board! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1894 Aye maties, it'll be gold for sure at this years Pirate Olympics! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1895 Form follows function, mateys. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1896 He's been perfecting the mutinous diving position. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1897 "I give that a perfect 10"! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1898 Yarrr...I'd give 'em a 6 for his approach...and a 9.5 in execution 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1899 I SAID...WALK! the Plank, Not.. MOCK the PLANK! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1900 As the saying goes, "Rum before beer, never fear." 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1901 Arrr....but will he rip the entry? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1902 He evidently missed the ‘Land, ho!’ announcement. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1903 With no leg irons, I'd only give it a 5.5. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1904 April Fools 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1905 Looks like a perfect 10. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1906 I hate coastal elites! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1907 I'd say the word for it is aplomb. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1908 The effort was there but the execution was lacking. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1909 I was kind of expecting a cannonball 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1910 He falls to his death with the greatest of ease. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1911 The water is deep enough for it, I suppose. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1912 Remember to leave this out of the obituary. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1913 That's how I lost my leg. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1914 What he lacks in loyalty he does compensate with his exuberance. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1915 Positive psychology has just gone too far. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1916 He's making the best of it. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1917 bloody show off to the very end !!! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1918 I don't think he had the slightest idea of what jumping off the plank meant. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1919 As a kindness, we’ll tell his widow that he finished with a rip entry. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1920 Arrrrgh, mateys, depending on the splash, that's definitely a 9.8. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1921 Notice how his feet are together. It's a 10 so far. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1922 There was a lack of congruence between his norms and values and ours. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1923 I'd give him a 9; his arms are too high. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1924 Aye, it's a diver's life for him. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1925 Maybe he actually is who he said he was 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1926 Does he know the Olympic Diving competition isn't for 200 years? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1927 Bosun, they're not taking this seriously. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1928 Free at last. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1929 Mateys, we always makes time for a little Arrrgh N Arrrgh! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1930 Aye Matey, that scallywag Captain Louganis is on his way to Davy Jones' Locker. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1931 I give him a 9.5 so far, let's see if he nails the landing. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1932 Bloody perfect form. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1933 Avast ye scallywags, that's the last leaker. Now let's plug the holes so the three of us can make this ship great again? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1934 Well, well. I guess that was Jack Sparrow. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1935 I think we can contend successfully in the men's springboard competition. Now who do we have for the women's? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1936 If there was another round he'd be a contender. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1937 No one likes a show-off, Ted. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1938 Let’s get back to lethal injection. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1939 Great form – a 9.8 for execution. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1940 I knew it was always about him. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1941 I knew he was gay. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1942 I told yer it were Cap'n Swan, not Cap'n Sparrow! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1943 Shiver me timbers! I give him a 10 for effort, a -1 for survival. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1944 Performance arrrt, me matey. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1945 We're just not getting through to him. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1946 What would you do for a Klondike Bar? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1947 You told him he only gets one try! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1948 He always had a flair for exits 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1949 Aye...that's making the best of a bad situation. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1950 His execution is a perfect 10! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1951 8 - 10 - 6 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1952 I think he knows what he's doing . 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1953 Enjoy it while it lasts. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1954 That guy just reeks positivity! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1955 Now there's a man with an attitude 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1956 Well if you gotta go, go with style! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1957 When you said we were going to a dive bar, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1958 He must have heard 'work' the plank. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1959 Apparently the standing desk wasn't enough to keep him around. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1960 Smart-ass! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1961 He always looks on the bright side of life! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1962 Now we know who's from Penzance. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1963 Oh my God, he's Olympic material. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1964 He'll never get gold without the triple dammit ! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1965 Seems a swan dive is his swan song. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1966 I'm feeling disrespect. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1967 Always was a bit of a drama queen, aye?? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1968 He could have at least had the decency to do a cannonball. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1969 Exactly...Nobody can follow Gary. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1970 We're allowing crew members to pick their gender via dive. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1971 His mother was a mermaid 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1972 Any more theoretical physicists aboard wanting to walk the Planck? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1973 He's going to prove our story about shark infested waters is fake news. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1974 8.5 doubloons - 9.0 doubloons - 9.5 doubloons 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1975 We spent way too much time in Rio this past summer. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1976 Scorecards? Why do we need scorecards? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1977 You know that this is the sudden death round mate. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1978 No diving! Argh, he KNOWS what that will do to our insurance rates. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1979 That's the end of the Louganis Mutiny. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1980 Rrrrr, tis a mighty fine reverse, piked, half somersault. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1981 Another Peter Pan wannabe. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1982 Way to go off the deep end Carl. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1983 And the winner is Gravity. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1984 Davy Jones finally got to use the gym clothes in his locker. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1985 We need to find a new way of punishin' showoffs. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1986 Showboat. My silver's on the sharks. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1987 Nevertheless, sharks love gravity. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1988 So this is what happens when we raid the oylimpics 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1989 Enough with the Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1990 You win Gus, put generation gap on the agenda for the next Board Meeting. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1991 I think the parrot gave him false hope. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1992 I am not afraid because I believe a whale will swallow and save me! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1993 He wanted to be an opera singer, but all that's over now. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1994 Keep yer toes pointed 'n touching or you'll be gettin' no perfect 10 outta me, matey! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1995 Arr! A full Davy Jones! Look at that extension, ye scurvy dogs! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1996 Be sure to post the GoPro footage on our website later today. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1997 It appears that he is currently focused on the "get out of the frying pan" part of the old adage. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1998 We picked him up off the coast of Brazil just last year. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1999 I don't think he has the right attitude about this! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2000 The dive isn't that impressive. But the degree of difficulty is definitely high. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
2001 Bad mutineer...but nailed the finish!" "Bad mutineer...but nailed the finish! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2002 Well me hearties, it is all downhill from here. After this, walking the plank will become a competitive sporting event, and before you know it our whole way of life will be gone. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2003 Brexit! 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
2004 Davey Jones my arse, mateys. He's headed for Greg Lougainis's locker. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2005 Now that's what I call "glass half full". 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2006 Aarrggghh... if his enthusiasm ain't a poke in me missin' eye. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2007 Greg Louganis auditions for "Black Sails." 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2008 Ol' Jack Swann, a show-off to the end. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2009 And the Russian judge only gave him an eight? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2010 Sure it's constitutional, maybe a little unusual but not cruel! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2011 Sure he looks good. He's a recidivist. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2012 Sigh, Millennials... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2013 I now hate the bastard even more! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2014 See, he was going for the gold! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2015 Another reason we hate you! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2016 Jack fully executed the perfect ending for his swan song. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2017 Sure it looks pretty, but the degree of difficulty is actually quite low. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2018 I was sort of hoping he'd do a cannonball. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2019 Don't blame me, I voted to keelhaul him. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2020 I hate repeat offenders. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2021 I'm sure I said:...his swan song. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2022 Walkin the plank ain't what it used to be! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2023 Good thing he didn’t have this much enthusiasm during the mutiny. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2024 His last wish. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2025 I give it a 10 for artistry, but only a 2 for execution 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2026 Rumor has it it's shark infested. Let's see. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2027 Forget gold. We'll be lucky if you get bronze. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2028 It'll be a 10 mateys -- if the sharks let him make a clean entry. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2029 Aye Cap'n this is his final wish. He told me its called a 'swan song'. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2030 Please tell me this is fake news... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2031 Welcome one and all to the 44th Annual Pirate Olympics! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2032 Arrr, that be Long John Louganis. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2033 He just said: "Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." I think he's onto something. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2034 I'll give him a "10" if he can duplicate it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2035 He can't even die without trying to do something bigly. Sad! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2036 Looks like we got his stunt double instead. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2037 I voted for keelhauling 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2038 Wait... if he's not steering, who is? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2039 It beats returning to DC! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2040 If that's not a 10, I don't know what is. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2041 These artistic types have always had trouble with piracy. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2042 That's not a cannonball. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2043 I kinda hate to see him die. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2044 Nice arrrrrc. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2045 I love the way he aaaaar....ches his back! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2046 Aye, you're right. The starboard plank has a bit more spring to it. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2047 He always was a show-off! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2048 Thus ends the career of Dread Captain Swan. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2049 Yes but what will the judges say about the entry. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2050 Swan dive, eh? He seemed like more of a kicking and screaming kind of guy. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2051 Good technique. Poor costuming. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2052 Arghh! A proper pirate would do a jackknife. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2053 Aye! But is it ARRRT? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2054 Goddam showoff!! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2055 That is so internet. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2056 Wasn't he supposed to do that one in the forward tuck position with a half twist? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2057 And that, gentlemen, is savoir-faire. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2058 I KNEW he was doping! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2059 Arrrrgh, mateys, if he sticks the landing, that's definitely a 9.8. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2060 He enters with barely a splash. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2061 Why on earth would he think a swan dive off the deep end would make America great again? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2062 Well, give him a 10 for form. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2063 Credit where due. The bloomin' mutineer knows how to go out with style. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2064 Arr, me has conflictin' thoughts about allowin' assisted suicide. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2065 Avast ye, Louganis! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2066 he wants to make walking the plank great again. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2067 Aarrrg! Well, bugger yer mutinous booty, 'tis “Dive Like a Pirate Day!” 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2068 Damned diva!!! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2069 Arrr . . . .it's a 10! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2070 Degree of difficulty: 5, execution: 9.5 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2071 He always starts well, watch the entry before you score. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2072 8.5, 8, 8 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2073 I'm not sure. All he said was "I'm heading to Pittsburgh to see if I like them more". 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2074 Thar goes me ten free Pilates of the Caribbean sessions. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2075 Guess he won't be in Tokyo in 2020. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2076 Bart took "walking the plank" to new heights! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2077 A full gainer with a twist. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2078 Sonofabitch, always having fun. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2079 And the scores are 10, 10 and a 1 from the pirate judge. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2080 Swan? I said Dead Man's Flop! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2081 He's opening at the Treasure Island Casino next week. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2082 His form is not bad, but wait for the splash before you judge him. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2083 Well, you have to give him points for creativity. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2084 Tuck like I showed'ya, Johnny! Tuck!! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2085 Arrr! That bilge rat is gonna rip the entry! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2086 9 out of 10 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2087 Old habits die hard. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2088 That's the third time this week... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2089 If he swims as well as he dives he'll be fine. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2090 I can't believe the East German judges only gave this guy a 7.5... 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2091 As far as 'em sharks are concerned, it's a level playing field once he hits the water. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2092 9.5 for form, but 2 points deducted if he drowns. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2093 I can't wait to get home and blog about this. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2094 Hate to see him go, made a hell of an omelette, he was just a little too Piratey for our crew! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2095 I really didn't think he'd top his plank sashay. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2096 Not another Olympic surplus plank! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2097 You call that walking? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2098 You're right. A renegade pirate who happens to be an Olympic diver really does kinda jump the shark 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2099 He stole the show. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2100 Doesn't qualify. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2101 Arrrr.. good riddance. 'Greg Louganis' was a lousy name for a pirate anyway. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2102 Impressive, but it's just not the same without the screaming. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2103 Such a show off ! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2104 I told him we all had norovirus. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2105 Perfect, till the end. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2106 From the start, I'd had my doubts about the chances for success as a pirate with a name like Greg Louganis! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2107 I didn't even know he could swim. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2108 He thinks he's a contestant on Pirate's Got Talent. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2109 Gotta give the rat some style points 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2110 I read about that. It’s called the Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2111 Not that there's anything wrong with it. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2112 Nice touch. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2113 Talk about death with dignity! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2114 Finally - a perfect "swan dive"! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2115 Now that's what I call chutzpah. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2116 I do not like the cut of his jib. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2117 Chutzpah. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2118 He be an arrrrghhhcrobat! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2119 Now that's a pro! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2120 I hate these carbon fiber planks 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2121 Ok, so I guess this ship isn't a Carnival Cruise. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2122 I told him we'd just appointed him National Security Advisor. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2123 Remind me to check his urine sample. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2124 I prefer heroes who don't get eaten by sharks. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2125 Very bad attitude. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2126 That's what I'd call a happy meal. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2127 I knew we should have kept him for the inter-ship talent show. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2128 Tuck and Roll! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2129 I'd give it a seven. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2130 A little showy, but let's give him a 9.2 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2131 Very precise, but such a low degree of difficulty for his last effort. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2132 "Republican Suicide" (Season one). 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2133 Now Now " That's how you make lemonade out of lemons". 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2134 It's his swan dive. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2135 Don't we have any more Speedos? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2136 Look, nothing against the guy, it just wasn't a good fit. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2137 Swan song, swan dive, meh. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2138 Fly to freedom! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2139 He'll definitely make it to the finals this year. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2140 4.6. You're next. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2141 Arrrg, so I suppose this board meeting be adjourned. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2142 Nine point five 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2143 He's got a certain joie de vivre, doesn't he? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2144 Unfortunately, his swan dive and his swan song are one and the same. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2145 Arrrrr! Perfect form so far but he'll not stick his entry. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2146 We'll tell his wife he got a 5.9 on his final dive. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2147 Attitude is everything, boys... until the sharks come. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2148 Well, give him a 10 for form. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2149 He won the Bronze seventeen years ago in 3 Metre Springboard, you know. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2150 When you get captured by pirates at 8:15 but you have acrobatics practice at 8:30 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2151 It must be diet and training 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2152 I give that 9.2 sharks. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2153 Plank You! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2154 Here comes another cannonball. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2155 He's been weak on his entry. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2156 Aargh mateys, this is the last "two week fun filled" cruise ship we pillage. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2157 Aargh, not bad. But 'tis the keelhauling competition that is the make or break. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2158 I could do that. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2159 I still bet he can't swim. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2160 What a showoff! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2161 The son of a bitch always had a flair! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2162 I'll give him this; the mate did everything with a flair. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2163 Nice execution, ye scurvy dog! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2164 Arrrrrrgh, always the show-off. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2165 I'll have what he's having. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2166 Good height, nice form, although not a particularly high degree of difficulty. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2167 Go back and walk! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2168 There's your 'giant leap for mankind'... 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2169 Boys, this guy just gave me an idea that will turn our whole lives around when we get back to Penzance. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2170 I hate it when they show too much enthusiasm. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2171 Corpirate Team Building 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2172 He said sharks don't eat swans. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2173 He saved the best for last. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2174 Who would've figured he had such grace? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2175 Yar. I won't miss the showin' off. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2176 In retrospect, keelhauling would have been a better option for Mr. Louganis. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2177 He be Jack Swallow 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2178 Aye, but will he nail the execution? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2179 Well his approach was a little rushed. Otherwise, I'd give a 10. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2180 Golly, Roger, that's sublime. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2181 Did you happen to mention the sharks? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2182 That's the third one this week. We may need to adjust our approach. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2183 Gentlemen, I bid thee adieu 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2184 With the sharks and the distance to land, it has a high degree of difficulty. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2185 Eight, seven point five, eight. Tune in tomorrow for results on Dancing With the Fishes on Pirate TV. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2186 Matie's, What did you give him for his last meal? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2187 He told me he was Dutch, but I didn't make the connection. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2188 I told you we should have tied his hands together. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2189 He's in it for the applause. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2190 Guilty, could not fit within our bathroom rules. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2191 I really hate a show-off. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2192 Another cruise ship captive. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2193 Aye! He is good, but he aren't no Phelps! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2194 If you find land, bring back an olive branch! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2195 Shiver me timbers! Now that's a swan song! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2196 Argh, matey! You forgot the cement! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2197 7.5 maybe 8... I don't know. Let's see how the sharks liked it. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2198 That was a very elegant way to go. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2199 That's gonna hurt. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2200 Well, shiver me timbers! I'd say that's a 9.8, wouldn't you matey? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2201 Some men you just can't reach... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2202 Decent form, but I'd deduct points for the splash on entry. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2203 Shark bait's getting better all the time. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2204 Pan overboard. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2205 'Now that's a black swan dive if I've ever seen one.' 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2206 He said today's his day off. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2207 He's got his sea legs back. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2208 Damned cruise ship passengers! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2209 Maybe sharks appreciate flamboyant. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2210 I'll bet a doubloon he will do a belly flop 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2211 I didn't have the heart to tell him he failed the drug test. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2212 I always did like his style. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2213 Graceful even in defeat. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2214 Blimey!! Not even an inward 3/4 twist?? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2215 When he signed on as crew did his resumé mention the Olympics? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2216 He thinks there's extra credit for style. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2217 That's a ten! Just look at how he keeps his toes pointed! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2218 A half-gainer don't impress the sharks. Jus' sayin. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2219 Who was suppose to tie him? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2220 If only he could swim! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2221 Too bad, he made a really nice rum punch. 1.1702 0.08228 47 43 0 4
2222 It’s amazing what a clear conscience can do for a guy. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2223 Arrrgh, me matey’s. That is the first time I had a guy actually shiver me timbers. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2224 Oh Yeah, well you're still a lousy deck hand! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2225 Heads or tails? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2226 One man's misfortune is another man's double gainer. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2227 He certainly has a style to die for ! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2228 I never did like that guy's attitude. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2229 I give him an eight point faaarrrrr! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2230 He seems to be taking the mutiny well. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2231 Stinkin' Olympians! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2232 At least, he is going out in style. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2233 An okay dive, but a high degree of difficulty. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2234 Try it again, you're not arching enough! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2235 What happens on the Jolly Roger stays on the Jolly Roger. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2236 6.5. He used left foot first at takeoff. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2237 I hope he doesn't hurt himself. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2238 He was the ship's opera singer. This is his final performance. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2239 Let's see the Chinese beat that! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2240 Well I'll be...he just shivered me timber! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2241 Might as well die in style. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2242 Reef Below! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2243 Why can't he get in the water like everyone else? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2244 When you need to jump ship, there's something to be said for doing it with grace. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2245 Zero from the Barbary Coast judge! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2246 Great height, let's watch for that entry. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2247 He has a real spring in his step. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2248 Pier pressure... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2249 The execution dive. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2250 Bravo. Perfectly executed. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2251 He gets a "10" for style points and a "0" for following directions. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2252 Perhaps we should have keelhauled him instead! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2253 Sure it's impressive, but the double flip is going a bit overboard. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2254 Fish him out of the water. His layout position needs more work. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2255 last time you'll walk from this plank, matey! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2256 9.0, 10.0, 8.5. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2257 If he sticks the landing it's a 10. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2258 You're not supposed to enjoy it! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2259 He didn't have plunder but he did have talent. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2260 Aft deck pilates has really done wonders for his range of motion. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2261 A rebel to the end! I told him to JUMP in the ocean! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2262 He always did have a certain elan! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2263 Poor Louganis. He didn't have to steal that gold. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2264 ARRRRRG ! Thats an 8.9 if I was ever to see one ! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2265 We're gonna need a shorter plank. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2266 ed's over eels 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2267 We thought we had Michael Flynn, not Erroll 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2268 Best one yet. A couple more from the brig and we'd have legit Olympic gold for our booty. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2269 We should have told him we've run aground. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2270 I told him it was his swan SONG. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2271 I said "enjoy Davy Jones' Locker, not Lockerroom!" 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2272 Pirate Olympics be in three days.. Me thinks he got it right this time. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2273 He still be a traitorous skunk, but, god, what a sense of style! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2274 Beautiful!... but you were already disqualified. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2275 Nine. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2276 Nice form. But can he do it again? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2277 That's Swanson for you, a swan dive for a swan song. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2278 Sea you later. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2279 Don't mind him. He has his own anti-piracy agenda 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2280 Stick to the script, damn it! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2281 I gotta say, PricewaterhousdCoopers sure goes out with a flourish. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2282 He opted for a swan dive for his swan song. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2283 Kind of light in the loafers. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2284 If he'd a-cannonballed, I'd a-hauled him back onboard. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2285 You say he's from that Celebrity Cruise? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2286 He was a swan in a past life 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2287 And right there, ye lubbers, is how to properly hoist jolly old Roger! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2288 Well, he's no Sparrow! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2289 I see he's going for a high difficulty rating. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2290 It's a ten, and that's final. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2291 Ye have showboated for one last time, Rummy Pete! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2292 Rum - gives you wings 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2293 Looks like he's been practicing. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2294 Argh! We'll have to figure out another way to get the gold. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2295 You see, maties, that's what we call leaning into it... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2296 Get my phone. I want to twitter this. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2297 Has he done this before? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2298 Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2299 The Barbary Coast judge gives him 9.5 for a near perfect execution. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2300 You don't have to go off the deep end just because I called you Baby Hands. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2301 Arrrrgh, that be a six at best. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2302 Our job has gotten so much easier since Trump was elected. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2303 He may be a schmuck but ya' gotta give him credit. He does have style. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2304 Very Showy but 3 pieces of 8 says it's a belly flop. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2305 He did win a gold at the Pirate Olympics. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2306 Aye laddies, the gold will be ours in this years pirate plank-off. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2307 Why can't Peter Pan just walk the plank like everybody else? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2308 Alright...Who was in charge of the whipping? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2309 Aye, a bold move if they repeal Obamacare. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2310 Such talent. What a waste. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2311 Arrgghh!! If there were a bronze for dyin' we'd be givin' it to ya! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2312 I said WALK the plank! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2313 Everybody's a show off these days. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2314 And now the diver from uncharted waters 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2315 I said "Send him to PIRATE class, not PILATES." 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2316 ... and if hanging doesn't work just shoot him 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2317 Damn his insouciance! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2318 He'd get at least an 8 from the Russian judge for that one! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2319 'Actually, he brought his own plank.' 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2320 Idiot thinks he's Greg Louganis. Wait till he finds out the judge is a shark. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2321 He also won gold in the 200 metre keelhaul. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2322 Deduct a half a point for hand placement. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2323 Anywhere is better than here. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2324 Steroids 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2325 Aye mateys, he might've won us the Bronze, but I've got me eye on that Gold! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2326 At'rrgh! T'is too bad we had to terminate him but he's go'in out in style 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2327 He's our best shot for a medal at the games. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2328 He finally finished paying off his student loans. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2329 It's just bad form. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2330 He's redefined degree of difficulty. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2331 Don't worry mates... that swan dive will soon turn into a shark dive! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2332 The dive has a degree of difficulty of just 1.4 but I give him 9.5 for his execution. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2333 When he can walk on water, I'll watch. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2334 Aye, under the circumstances, I'd give him a ten. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2335 Actually can't see the cartoon as your good news banner is in the way and won't close. In addition, none of the other links on the page work. Is it just me? rpkleban!cox.net 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2336 Tis a bit vainglorious wouldn't ya say? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2337 Aye, I give him a nine! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2338 Argh, I told you we shouldn't have put the plank at regulation height. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2339 We have a flag, but too bad we don't represent a country. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2340 Okay, let's see, execution score divided by degree of difficulty uh, whatever. Another 6.9! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2341 All I did was ask to see his booty 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2342 I didn't know it was an Olympic year! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2343 Tis a shame the Olympics won't recommence for another two hundred years. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2344 Who does he think he is, Peter Pan? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2345 They've all been doing it like that for the past two months. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2346 Kind of ironic he was only stealing silver. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2347 Welp, guess ya gotta admire the old tar goin' out in style, but dammit, I said "walk". 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2348 I said it's time for your swan song, not swan dive, ye scurvy dog! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2349 The Russian shipmate scores it a 3. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2350 Nobody just walks the plank anymore. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2351 He has been practicing 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2352 Dis ain't a Pirates of Penzance tryout dammit! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2353 Just so you know, this'll be his final descent. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2354 Something tells me we may also have solved the mystery of "The Glitter Cannon" 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2355 Those damn gays take the fun out of everything. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2356 Yar, he had to go but I'll miss his inspired napkin folding. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2357 So you guys think he shouldn't have had that last shot of rum? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2358 Eternal optimist. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2359 To his credit, we've all learned a lot from his exit interview. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2360 He always has to make a mockery of everything. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2361 He said he always gets the gold. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2362 With that form, he'll get more gold than we will. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2363 Points for style. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2364 Aargh! Drama queens! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2365 Personally, I would have gone for the reverse dive in the tuck position. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2366 Give him a score of nine for take-off and elevation. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2367 Argh! He said he couldn't swim! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2368 Gold 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2369 You won't win--your arms are too high. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2370 He is the best plank tester we've ever had. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2371 Can't find good pirates these days... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2372 Did you get his cygnet ring? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2373 I love a man with sangfroid. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2374 Okay, okay… A little further from port next time. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2375 Remember, you score 8.5 or higher and we throw you a rope. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2376 Hey, that's not planking. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2377 Jack Sparrow always was a show off! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2378 Such a waste of talent. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2379 Fingers crossed the water is shallow. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2380 Definitely a 9.8 in the high dive competition 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2381 Now, mateys, that's some pirate booty. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2382 Well, I'm betting he'll muff the entry! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2383 I still can't believe our bid to host the Olympics was successful. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2384 Since the last election they've not required much coercion 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2385 You just couldn't let me have my moment. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2386 I give it a f-arrrrr point nine. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2387 Is that the last of the Joffrey ballast? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2388 Might be our swan song, too, maties. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2389 I've always admired a graceful death. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2390 I'll give that mutinous seadog an eight an and a half, only because of the blindfold. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2391 We've got a loose cannon. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2392 Still going for bigly. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2393 I hope he meant what he said about "going for the gold." 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2394 Big deal. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2395 I'll grant you it's pretty, but where's the degree of difficulty? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2396 Yep, there's one in every group... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2397 He’s a crowd pleaser. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2398 That's got to be worth a bronze medal back, at least. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2399 The takeoff was good but his extension needs a bit of work. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2400 I don't care if he nails the entry. He's still not getting the gold. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2401 Worst cannonball ever 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2402 Icarus's swan dive 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2403 He seems happier than I thought. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2404 He'll be going out without a splash... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2405 We'll fix it in post 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2406 He could have taken a small step, but took a giant leap 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2407 You'll never make the olympics diving like that. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2408 For a pitiful waste of a human being he sure knows how to walk that plank. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2409 Good form but low degree of difficulty. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2410 I should've just stabbed him with me sword 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2411 Aye, a scurvy dog he be. But his performance consistently meets or exceeds all essential areas of responsibility. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2412 Aye, ye swabs, but he still can't swim! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2413 You were expecting Johnny Depp? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2414 Overachiever. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2415 Arrgh, I was thinking he'd do the cannon ball 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2416 "Aye Cap'n an inward double somersault into a frenzy of sharks at 3.5 degrees of difficulty"! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2417 I said, "Swan SONG!" 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2418 Very bad dive. Very bad. If I walked the plank it would be much better. It would be the best plank walk. He's a loser at dying. Sad. Very sad. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2419 He was never any good with the cannonballs. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2420 There's a news guy in Plank Walking. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2421 I'm going to give him a 6.5. You? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2422 Perfect! Swan Dive-Swan Song. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2423 I’d say he went a little overboard on the rum! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2424 He never listened. We said walk. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2425 Now that's going out on a high note! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2426 For his final dive, a swan dive with an extremely high degree of difficulty. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2427 Eight point three my ass! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2428 I tell ya' boys, ya' can learn the darrrndest things on YouTube! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2429 You dumb asses, I said 'waterboarding', not 'this board over water'.. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2430 The crew is taking the staff reductions well since the ship became self-sailing. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2431 Well, when you're going to Hell, may as well go out in style. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2432 Glad to see the last of the captured crew from the Olympia! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2433 I told you the new cook was temperamental. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2434 I asked for your swan SONG. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2435 Arrgh! I'll give 'em a 9.6. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2436 I've seen better elevation, but high marks on degree of difficulty. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2437 I'd like to see him do that again! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2438 A perfect 10 feet under! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2439 Let's go back to the slide. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2440 5.4 from the Russian pirate. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2441 We only serve Republicans. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2442 We should have keelhauled him. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2443 True, but style isn't everything. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2444 Impressive form, maybe we should've kept that one 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2445 Ahoy matey-----that is going to be one hell of a belly flop!!!!! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2446 You see what's possible with a little motivation? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2447 Just way way too upbeat to be one of us. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2448 Methinks he's done this before! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2449 Long Swan Silver, away! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2450 9.8......9.8.......10! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2451 You got to forgive that Jack Sparrow credit, he sure knows how to make an exit 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2452 Who will be next...to jump ship! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2453 I guess that's what it's like to see the ocean half full. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2454 Oh, that is just classic Jones. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2455 I said jack-knife you rabble-rouser! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2456 For you guys its just an expression when I say take a flying leap, everyone understand? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2457 Hey, man bun! Hold my sash... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2458 Hate to see him go, but I love to watch him die. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2459 M. Justin Trudeau is at it again! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2460 Big deal. The last guy did a triple lindy. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2461 The grand finale 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2462 Blimey, should ’a gone with Keelhauling! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2463 The artistry makes one feel so lucky to be a pirate. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2464 Captain Jack Sparrow showing off again. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2465 Life aboard the USS Trump 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2466 Blarney, I'm going to miss him. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2467 Best planking I've ever seen. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2468 And remember--it's gotta be a bellyflop or he can't join! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2469 9.8 for swashbuckle! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2470 I give him some credit Mateys. When I said jump, he did not even ask how high. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2471 We hope he wins gold. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2472 He may be able to fly, but can he swim 100 miles? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2473 No cook on my ship does vegan! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2474 Arrrr! I hate when they show off. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2475 Good form, but he hasn't seen the shark yet. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2476 Some would call that a death spiral, but it looks like a swan dive to me 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2477 Everything's a show for him. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2478 Your "walk the plank" negativity won't bring me down! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2479 Dramatic, even in death, isn't he? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2480 Up next -- the parallel bars 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2481 Yaaaaar form is flawless ! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2482 Off we go... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2483 Who left the plank out? We lost another hostage. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2484 Does he know that there's no lifeguard on duty? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2485 I'll give myself a 10 for execution. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2486 That darn Roger is so Jolly, someday he'll have his own ship. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2487 Too bad we didn't use the high dive. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2488 Will that get me off the hook? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2489 Arr, he's doing it just how I always dreamed I would. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2490 Aaaaargh! That's my iPhone in his crotch! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2491 Not bad, but he's no Greg Louganis! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2492 He's training for the Piralympics. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2493 He calls that one 'America...November 8, 2016'. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2494 I guess he took 'swan dive' literally. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2495 That's a nine 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2496 He ate my parrot. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2497 Blimey, it's a 10! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2498 He said life was better back at Casa Bonita . 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2499 Now that's a 10 me Maties. That's a ten if I've ever seen one. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2500 Arr, I give it a 7.5. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2501 Exquisite. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2502 Now I know why he volunteered! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2503 I see someone’s been practicing. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2504 His rrrrrrrrrrrtistic performance is a ten. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2505 Arrr, I'll tell ye one thing, he's not goin' gently. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2506 I don't think he grasps the severity of this punishment. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2507 For someone with no teeth, he's quite graceful! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2508 That's buccaneer perfect. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2509 See maties: practice does make perfect. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2510 The Triple Lindy, hardest dive I ever saw in my life. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2511 Nice final attempt for the gold! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2512 If either of you say, 'Nice arrrrrrc' you're next. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2513 What did I tell ye? The scurvy bilge rat be goin' for the gold! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2514 He never liked cannon balls. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2515 Nothing's sacred since the doping scandal, mate. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2516 If he survives, we change the name of the ship to The Gay Roger. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2517 He always did have a flair for the dramatic. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2518 It's not the first time he's been laid off. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2519 He's still a scalawag but that's a beautiful half gainer. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2520 That'll end up being an 8 at most." 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2521 Arshole 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2522 Well, he's going out with style. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2523 His form and grace are stunning! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2524 Make a note: we keel haul the optimists 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2525 Argh! I said the leader, not the choreographer of that elegant mutiny we just quashed. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2526 Let's see if he can manage to spike the ending. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2527 I dunno. Somehow i think we lost something when we gave up on keelhauling! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2528 That my matey's is diving with dignity. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2529 Degree of difficulty, 2 - Performance, 10 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2530 I like it better when they snivel. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2531 Arrrr, it be no Triple Lindy! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2532 Executive order - no more funding for the arts 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2533 He said it's called "The Dead Man's Chest." 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2534 He's always been very flambuoyant. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2535 ... And with this method we create a truly unique customer experience. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2536 First mate: "8.2" Second mate: "7.9" Blackbeard: "A plague take him! 7.1" 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2537 Arrr, I said 'walk,' not 'showoff.' " 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2538 He's good at walking the plank, but his strongest event is still the keelhauling. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2539 What a dishonest abuse of plank walking! SO SAD. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2540 I give that one a 10, Matey. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2541 8.1" "8.4" "6.6, and not a jot more, you dumb landlubbers! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2542 New personnel directive: no more shanghaiing during Olympic years. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2543 Definitely a ten ... unless he makes a big splash. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2544 I think he's done this before, that's weird. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2545 That's a 10...lashes. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2546 Now we can make this ship great again. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2547 Aye, if he thinks I was hard on him, wait til he sees his score from the Russian judge! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2548 I said buckle your swash, not go for a wash... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2549 He always was so flamboyant! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2550 Decent approach and take-off, but if he botches the entry, keelhaul him. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2551 Arg! He just stole the gold with that dive. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2552 Could be the first 10 we've ever seen! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2553 I think we need a bigger boat. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2554 That WAS NOT a forward dive in the tuck position. He's gonna lose some points on that one. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2555 Wiseguy! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2556 He was reluctant, but I told him it was to make America great again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2557 Aye, McTiegh's was always a show off Captain.... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2558 Arghh, if only he'd swabbed the decks with such panache. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2559 Damned if I know... he said he was "channeling his inner Dolphin?" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2560 I'll give it a 9.8 if there's no splash 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2561 He was always a bit of a show-off. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2562 Too bad there's no next round. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2563 Call me "Old Fashioned", but the MEN'S ROOM is for real men. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2564 Don't worry, the sharks'll get 'em 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2565 Worthy of a 10 if there's no splash. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2566 I give it a 3. Good form, but not piratey. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2567 Maybe we should have kept him for the Pirate Olympics 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2568 Plank drama queen! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2569 Hey! This isn't about YOUR fun! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2570 He was cursed with Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2571 Arrrgh, you get no points for style... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2572 He thinks he's Johnny Depp. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2573 I should have blindfolded myself for this one 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2574 Fine. Next time we keelhaul you. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2575 Give him points for degree of difficulty. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2576 I knew we should have let him join the ballet. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2577 Well, it's no triple lindy. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2578 He'll never be able to finish spelling "F**k You." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2579 And that's an eight point five six from the Mermaid judge. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2580 Shiver me timbers! This just does't instill the fear it once did mateys! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2581 Aye...I give it a 9.5 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2582 He's got some spring in his step! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2583 He's seen to many Errol Flynn movies. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2584 A scoundrel,but I give him a 10 for diving. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2585 Arr! Why do I always get the sardonic mutineers? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2586 He won't be smiling after he sees his score! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2587 Degree of difficulty: 5, execution: 9.5 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2588 Look for land or your swan dive will be your final swan song. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2589 Once an athlete, always an athlete 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2590 I'm guessing he can swim, also. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2591 He wasn't kidding about his very last dive ever would be a 10.0. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2592 Not impressed. Heard he tested positive for Fairy Dust. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2593 We are getting better at this! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2594 Can you believe the ego on that guy? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2595 Methinks he's done this before! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2596 No more 'Spicey' to kick around. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2597 Maybe kidnapping Greg Louganis wasn't such a great idea. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2598 Aye, yer approach and takeoff are fine Edwards, but ye still have to nail the entry. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2599 Yeah, but can he carry a large sword when he does it?? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2600 argh, you got to admit he's got style. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2601 That's nothing we once had a guy named Dangerfield pull off a triple lindy. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2602 7.5, the tuck was sloppy. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2603 He always did have a certain amount of style. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2604 I still say keelhauling was more effective. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2605 Tony Robbins' great great grandfather, the first motivational pirate captain. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2606 He yo ho ho'd and drank all the rum. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2607 Quite a swan song! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2608 Aye Captain, I be given him a 10 on the dismount. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2609 Arrrrr... I was expecting a cannonball. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2610 He can't avoid the sharks forever. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2611 We'll I'll be.......a nine and a half! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2612 Did you tell him it was a plank... or a springboard? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2613 Aye, suspected all along he was an East coast media elite, I did. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2614 Did you say 'plank' or 'plunk' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2615 He wants to go out with a splash. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2616 Guy was in the wrong line of work. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2617 We're going legit; that'll win gold! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2618 He needed to chase a different kind of gold 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2619 Wow, great arrrrrrch! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2620 Maybe we should have just let him keep steering... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2621 I see we're off to a flying start. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2622 I say an eight. His arms be askew. Bring up the next finalist. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2623 Nice booty, mate! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2624 A 107b with parrot formation at the top, to secure the pirate's cup 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2625 He didn't have any marketable skills. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2626 that`s not what we had in mind 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2627 Good form, Peter. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2628 He's been practicing for the big day for weeks! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2629 you said dive right? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2630 Damn shame the Olympic Committee listed a bottle of rum as a doping agent. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2631 A perfect 10! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2632 He always had style. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2633 Aye. If only we can turn that into gold. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2634 Planck's constant - fooey! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2635 Well, he said he'd make death great again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2636 I'll give him a "6", but the Russian pirate will give him a "10". 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2637 Aarghh! Next time, we have to be further from shore. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2638 Free at last, free at last, thank you Mr. President, free of last. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2639 That may rate a ten, but he still can't swim. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2640 Arrgh, I give that an eight. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2641 His God judges on style. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2642 Oh. He really is a Sparrow! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2643 Who does he think he is, Peter Pan? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2644 More evidence of his narcissistic personality disorder! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2645 I shouldn't've said, 'Shiver me timbers!' 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2646 Mutiny on the Bouncy! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2647 Yet another brazen display of Russian machismo. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2648 We really should have all the naysayers on deck to see this. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2649 Now this is what I call a successful Repeal and Replace! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2650 Pittsburgh Pirates enjoying Spring training in Florida. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2651 Bring him back, boys. This time I want to see if he can make an ellipse. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2652 Aarrgghh! With the old plank, he'd be an 8.5. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2653 For him death is a springboard! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2654 He gets a 10 from me, mates. Don't know what the sharks will think. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2655 Shiver me timbers mates--he had style! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2656 Argh, he ain't no Peter Pan. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2657 Aargh! The ballet training paid off after all. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2658 Me hates to see a career end like this. He had a real shot at an Olympic medal. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2659 I will walk the plank . . . and nobody walks planks better than me, believe me." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2660 Aye, he's overthinking 'going for the gold'. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2661 he might be a scallywag but he's got style,... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2662 Argh Mates, another beautiful swan song. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2663 On this ship, only I decide who's going for the gold. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2664 As a traitor, he was surely spectacular. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2665 Arrrr, I be givin him a 9.5.He be a little short on his tuck. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2666 A doubloon says he belly flops. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2667 Arrrr point 5! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2668 Cannonball! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2669 This is just between us! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2670 These kids, always with the planking. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2671 These millennials have no respect for their elders. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2672 A strong comeback attempt after his failure to take home the gold at Tortuga. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2673 And that, me hearties, is how the phrase 'flipping the bird' came to be - The Big Book of Pirate Idioms 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2674 AAAAaaarrrc! 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2675 I think he took "planking" too literally. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2676 Where did he learn that? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2677 Captain, maybe you should have just let him become an actor.... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2678 Spoilsport! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2679 he did say when he goes out it will be with a perfect 10 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2680 Well I'll be. I guess porpoises aren't the only ones huh? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2681 I thought we all agreed--No simple swans! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2682 This is the sort of thing that makes it harder to believe we're the good guys. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2683 It's equivalent to 'flipping the bird' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2684 I'm no expert in semiotics, but I think he's trying to tell us something. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2685 Blimey! I should have chosen a different duel! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2686 Look at that form! Well, I guess we've lost him for the Pirate Olympics. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2687 Not a gainer. He's a loser. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2688 What the hell did you think was gonna' happen when he asked for the extra long plank? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2689 I knew we shouldn't have let them practice. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2690 The beatings apparently didn't destroy his spirit after all. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2691 His fate will depend, of course, on the amount of splash upon entry. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2692 Tuck them legs for the gainer, Matey, or I'll chop one off ya! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2693 No X on the treasure map captain. He left it completely plank. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2694 You can kiss my little swan arse ! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2695 I enjoy blubbering for mercy. I respect stoicism. But I'm still on the fence about this whole "flair for the dramatic" approach to walking the plank. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2696 8.0, tops - his arms aren't fully extended... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2697 He's a plank-walking overachiever. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2698 Guess he heard the rumor that sharks don't like that taste of show-offs. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2699 Fish this guy out. Guaranteed gold in 2020 and we'll all be rich! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2700 Nice form but the sharks don't care about that 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2701 I can't stand Olympic pirates. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2702 Aye Matey, next time let's see a back two and a half somersault with a half twist! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2703 Now if he could only swim. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2704 Maybe we ought to rethink your plank-walking idea, Renwick. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2705 When someone tells me to do something, . . . I do it with STYLE! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2706 This looser jumps ship rather see America great again. Sad 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2707 Going out in style! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2708 Them that dives'll be the lucky ones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2709 Arrgh- if you're going to be all fancy, I'll do it for ye! Cannonballlllll! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2710 No, we need cannonballs 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2711 It's a shame it took us so long to get to Rio. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2712 He never was a team player. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2713 Louganis is such a show off. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2714 If you keep up the good work you are sure to be in the 2020 Olympics! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2715 He said to call him Peter Panache 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2716 Watch for the R.I.P. entry! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2717 Ya' scurvy scallywag! Ya' were ta do a Cannonball! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2718 Arr…and a 10.0 for execution. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2719 Now, that is 'walking the plank' with class. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2720 I doubt the sharks are impressed. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2721 Ours has been a Pyrrhic victory, lads... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2722 I'd say he gets a 10. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2723 . Ten points for style, none for execution. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2724 I'll give him a score of 86 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2725 I give him a 1.0 on following the Captain's orders, but a 9.9 on style. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2726 He's still dropping his left shoulder slightly. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2727 This, the unbearable lightness of sedition. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2728 I said Walk! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2729 8.2 for style. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2730 The Pirate Olympics were last week, you idiot! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2731 9.5 ....... 9.3 ....... 9.8! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2732 Talk about seizing the moment! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2733 You insubordinate bastard! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2734 I give him 9 out of 10 for execution 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2735 Come back. We'll allow bathroom accommodations of choice. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2736 We already told him to walk the plank for showing off! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2737 You call that walking? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2738 If there's no splash I'd give him a 10. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2739 Maybe we should stop sailing through the Bahamas. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2740 We've lost our edge. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2741 There's no gold to be made in swimming. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2742 I'd say about a 9.7 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2743 I told you he would make a scene 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2744 He gets it from the Sparrow side of the family. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2745 He wants to be in Pirates of Pinterest. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2746 What with the rising costs of cutlass, grog, and cannon, I ask ye, boys, how can I go on subsidising the ballet? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2747 Narcissist. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2748 That should put an end to those blasted original cast albums twenty-four/seven. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2749 Not a bad swan song. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2750 Lied under oath but left in style. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2751 Wow - the dive could score a '10' 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2752 Well that game of Truth or Dare escalated pretty quickly. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2753 Showboat dive. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2754 Spring is now in the air 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2755 Now he can teach his positive thinking to a school of fish. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2756 It's just as well. He never really fit in anyway. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2757 This were to be a plankwalk, not a trapshoot! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2758 Which one of you forgot to test him for performance-enhancing drugs? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2759 Arrgh, Jets rule Sharks, I don't think so... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2760 What a showoff! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2761 I'm just following the future of our freedom of the press. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2762 Greg can't rape and pillage, but boy can he jump off a board! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2763 Ta Da! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2764 Next time, shoot anyone named Phelps. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2765 He saw Canada and dove right in... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2766 Poor fool thinks he's trying out for the diving team. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2767 Too bad he wasn't as good at crewing as he was at diving. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2768 Jack Laugher is good but Ilya Zakharov and He Chao have his number in the 3 meter springboard. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2769 Now that's what I'd call " the power of positive thinking." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2770 I wish we'd made him wear a puffy shirt? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2771 Swan always was a show off! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2772 Well, Seaman Lougainus doesn't see it as the ultimate punishment. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2773 Good riddance, and you better not give us a bad rating on Uber! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2774 What great form. Once upon a time I could point my toes like that. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2775 A show-off to the very last. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2776 Bring back a quart of grog and a dozen limes. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2777 His form is good but sometimes he goes overboard with the drama. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2778 Egad! Who has the sunken treasure map? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2779 Is it too late to get him back for the Olympics? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2780 Aye, you've got to admire his hang-time. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2781 His score is 9.5. I can beat that! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2782 He never got the booty, but he may still get the gold. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2783 He insisted on gender-neutral restrooms. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2784 I'm actually going to kind of miss him. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2785 Just goes to show you lads, practice makes perfect. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2786 We probably should stop sailing to the Caribbean. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2787 Aye, I always knew he wasn't cut out to be a pirate. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2788 Je recuse. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2789 Aye, but let's see how he does on the platform plank. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2790 Difficulty 0 out of 10, Form 10 out of 10 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2791 Guilty as charged. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2792 Excellent takeoff and elevation, but lacks complexity 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2793 Arrgh, who gave him Red Bull? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2794 Not only is he a Mexican stowaway, he's also a performance-enhancing drug user, so I persuaded him to self-deport. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2795 Time for a crew cut... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2796 YOLO, me hearties, YOLO. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2797 I don't think he understands why he was invited on this cruise. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2798 Aargh, Matey, that flamboyant Frankie...always showin' off! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2799 I'm beginning to think some of you are a bit too eager to leave this administration. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2800 I give him an 6/10 - point deduction for his approach. We clearly said, 'Walk the plank.' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2801 It has not been the same since we became the new face of SeaWorld. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2802 I knew I shoulda keelhauled him. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2803 It's a shame he couldn't save that for Tokyo 2020. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2804 For now on we test for PED’s first. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2805 Red Bullshit gave him wings! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2806 I've never seen anything but a cannonball. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2807 8.7, 9.2, 9.0 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2808 He'd better at least come back with silver 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2809 I think he spent too much time in the crow's nest. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2810 Create your destiny 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2811 Argh... If only my iPhone weren't dead! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2812 But the sign said "No Diving." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2813 Let this be a lesson to ye, if ye even think about stealin' me steroids! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2814 Trump or walk the plank. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2815 Captains got him training for the gold. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2816 Ever the optimist! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2817 These conscripts from Penzance need a little work. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2818 You knew the penalty for having designer steroids, matey! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2819 Blimey....a fake pirate! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2820 It's back to the cat o nine tails! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2821 So that makes the scores a 9, a 9.5 and a piece of 8. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2822 Good diver. Lousy powder monkey. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2823 Excellent execution but the degree of difficulty was lacking 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2824 8.0, 7.5, 8.5. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2825 I’d call it the "endive," me hearties. It be a treat for the sharks served raw or cooked. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2826 Too bad he won't be around to qualify that one for frequent flier miles. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2827 It's all about me! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2828 I told him it was a tryout for the Olympics. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2829 Aargghh... He be taking the gold medal with 'im 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2830 To think he used to work at Price Waterhouse! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2831 Damn, we forgot the scorecards! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2832 Beat Smee 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2833 Suprising! Knowing him, I would have thought a full gainer with a half-twist. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2834 You were supposed to do a cannonball, savvy? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2835 He kept asking for the nearest dive bar. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2836 He's just fishing for compliments. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2837 I told him that if he got an 8 or higher, a mermaid would save him. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2838 Aye, there'll be one more swan in the sea. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2839 I told you casting Greg Louganis as Peter Pan was a bad idea. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2840 This all could've been avoided if only you had told us where you hid the gold medals. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2841 ...and let that be a lesson to the rest of you lily-livered scurvy dogs. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2842 aaaaaaaRRRRR, Wheeeeeee!!! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2843 This is nothing compared to the dives he comes out of when on shore. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2844 This is what happens to show-offs ! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2845 That's fine and all, but let's see how he likes my cannonball. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2846 Maybe we should have thrown him in the brier patch. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2847 Dying in style 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2848 Flying Blind Argh! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2849 A mutineer and a show off. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2850 Remember when we only fired cannonballs? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2851 There goes the dreaded Black Swan 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2852 I told you the plank would be great again! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2853 Still showboating! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2854 Some people have all the fun. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2855 I see cruise ship in our future. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2856 This bait should bring him closer. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2857 I said I was feeling GRUMPY, not Trumpy! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2858 What part of 'flawless execution' did you not understand? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2859 I'd tell him to really point that left foot if this wasn't ending in certain death. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2860 Arrgh, me hates these cheeky pirate academy types. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2861 About a nine I'd say! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2862 Am I still in timeout? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2863 I've only been doing crossfit for a few months now, but he's definitely doing planks wrong. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2864 I guess he really did believe in Mermaids 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2865 Tally his scores, then check his blood work for performance enhancing substances. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2866 Now that's a swan dive! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2867 He thinks he's auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2868 O Captain! Not My Captain! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2869 I told you he schemed to jump ship. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2870 It's definitely bouncier than when we got it at the convention. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2871 He never could follow orders. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2872 Arms straight! Arms straight! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2873 He says we're going to sink. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2874 He always did tend to the theatrical 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2875 Hey, I'm the cap'n and you dove out of turn. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2876 We've got to stop pirating PEDs 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2877 Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! The pirate of pizzazz. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2878 Aargh... I told ye the degree of difficulty be higher if ye bind his arms. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2879 Talk about showboating! Jenkins couldn’t just walk the plank like everyone else. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2880 He made the plank walking great again 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2881 Behold the smartass, me maties! A swanDIVE for his swanSONG. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2882 This wasn't in the book, thats Hollywood for you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2883 He told me that he has a set of alternative facts. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2884 Shiver me timbers! That's both a great swan dive and a great swan song!! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2885 Apparently, his divorce was just finalized. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2886 Maybe he knows something we don't? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2887 Did you test for doping? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2888 Where is the lifeboat and the drill? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2889 He doesn't like being on board. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2890 He never abandoned his Olympic dream 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2891 Arrr.... our quest for gold continues 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2892 Ahyee, Spring is in the air. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2893 Too much spring, not enough fall. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2894 He takes the fun out of a just punishment! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2895 Slight deduction. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2896 He's going to Davy Jones's Locker Room. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2897 There's no substitute for style. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2898 This is his way of going out in style. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2899 Billy said he might be a flight risk. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2900 A 9.8 so far. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2901 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, fuck! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2902 I heard he trained with Greg Louganis 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2903 I only asked him to give me the booty.. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2904 Can't arrgue with that. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2905 I'll give ye good execution points, but thar better be no splash. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2906 That would be a 9.9 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2907 We're gonna have to remove those springs. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2908 I thought one has to be deceased for burial at sea rites... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2909 Never seen a lad swan dive as swan song before 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2910 Must be nice to be banned from Twitter. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2911 Gaylord’s setting a bad precedent. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2912 Arrrgh, I'll give the mangy bilge rat a deep-six and a half. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2913 Aye, at least he went out in style! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2914 Do you think he believes this is just for practice? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2915 Too little too late! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2916 We could have used him to invade enemy ships! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2917 We can still have the last laugh by not scoring him fairly. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2918 What the Trump Administration wants us to do. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2919 He always had a great attitude. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2920 Tell Ship's Carpenter to fashion a stiffer plank. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2921 Gary understudied in Pirates of Penzance 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2922 Hate to admit it, but I'm really going to miss that guy. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2923 He put the 'star' in 'starboard' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2924 That's one way to walk the plank. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2925 I told you we should have hung him from the highest yard arm. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2926 If he nails the entry, I'll call it a 10. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2927 The morale of my cabinet has never been higher. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2928 That Louganis is something else. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2929 These things go a lot smoother since we implemented that management consultant's recommendation to rebrand as a contest. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2930 Aye matey, great height but can he rip the entry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2931 Well, form and function are finally coming together. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2932 My timbers shiver at his gracefulness 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2933 Aaarggh! Me hates 'Freestyle Fridays.' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2934 He's trying to impress that mermaid ----- watch him belly-flop 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2935 Send his mom a letter in a bottle. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2936 That Peter Pan really knows how to turn lemons into lemonade! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2937 I said "Walk the plank" you stupid show off! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2938 A showboat, 'till the end, eh Carrrl? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2939 Captain Barnacle always had a special flair when attempting the 30 meter plank dive. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2940 I'd like to see him make that move with a pegleg. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2941 What did you give him for breakfast? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2942 Avast ye, maties! It's Jack Swan! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2943 An' that'll be the last we see of that scurvy rat Houdini. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2944 Unbridled enthusiasm. He voted for Trump. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2945 A Trump supporter's mindset is hard to fathom. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2946 I'd give it a nine. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2947 Damn! I don't think sharks eat swans. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2948 Good form! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2949 Bloody exhibitionist! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2950 We should have waited until after the Pirate Olympics to get rid of him. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2951 On a scale of 1-100, I give 'em-atey. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2952 When I said "starboard," that's not what I meant. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2953 Is that his "freestyle"? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2954 When recruiting we have to be more clear we're the Barbary pirates, not Burberry pirates. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2955 DO A FLIP! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2956 He never lets you forget about his winning gold in the Pirate Olympics. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2957 He might actually prefer it this way 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2958 I told you he is a mole 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2959 No, no no you're doing all wrong! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2960 Given the degree of difficulty, I would give the dive an"8" 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2961 I give him a ten for chutzpah alone. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2962 It's not like the pizza is that much better on the other boat... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2963 There he goes, Kidding around again, Captain. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2964 With that form he may make a bigger splash above the water than when he hits. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2965 I give the execution a 4.7. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2966 He elected to go out with a splash? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2967 So that's a Swan Dive...Aye, it's appropriate! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2968 Wasn't the "diving pirate" meme over last week? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2969 Red Bull gives you wings! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2970 Aye! 'Twas over which chamberpot to use ... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2971 Thank God...the last of those trying Wallendas. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2972 The Swan Dive, very appropriate. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2973 Six, six point five, tops. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2974 Out like Flynn. 1.1333 0.07521 45 42 0 3
2975 5.9? 6.0? What do you guys think? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2976 Captain, are you sure this how fly fishing is done? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2977 Aaarrggghh! I said 'walk', matey! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2978 If you make a big splash I'll kill you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2979 No seriously. It only requires Faith, Trust, and Pixie d— 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2980 He's such a show-off 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2981 I have a sinking feeling this wasn't the way to kill Dave. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2982 Told you he went to Rio. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2983 A little too high, but 9.3. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2984 It must be Spring time. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2985 That's one way to do it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2986 Yeah, but for a pirate, Greg does a lousy "cannonball". 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2987 Always, the theatrics! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2988 Wait a minute, was he an eye donor? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2989 Yer end-a, Wallenda! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2990 Great arrrrrrrc! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2991 Note to self: Scott does not follow directions. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2992 I’m just saying this park put pirate authenticity first when I started working here in the early 1990s. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2993 He says his name is Amadaos Wallenda. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2994 I'd ask him to join our diving team if those waters weren't shark infested. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2995 I give it a 10, but who cares. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2996 Does he know 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2997 I'm prepared to do this all day until you do it right, jerk. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2998 Style yes. Dfficulty, I'm not so sure. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2999 Look at how he arghs his back. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3000 Shiver me timbers! The swan... and my doubloon was on the cannon ball! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3001 He's killing it. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3002 He said that he was going to flip us off before jumping 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3003 He said, "Save the last swan dive for me. I said, 'tell it to the fishies.'" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3004 He's just working on his pirate's booty! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3005 1 point off for the balk! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3006 Goodbye and good riddance, Jolly Roger! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3007 All I said is I thought the bouillabaisse could use a little salt 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3008 I give it 1.8 for Degree of Difficulty. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3009 Well shiver me timbers! I just don't get these born-again Christians! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3010 I'll give him a piece of eight out of ten. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3011 He's got beautiful form. It's a shame the scurvy dog has to die. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3012 I like the fact that he is proactive. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3013 I said walk the plank, not jump into the ocean like a salty sea swan! These prisoners take too many liberties nowadays. I gotta get out of this pirate business. The planks just not what it used to be. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3014 Swan Song 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3015 I said this would be your swan SONG. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3016 Cannonball! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3017 I miss the beard, but he sure is aerodynamic. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3018 I'm not surprised. He's always steered clear of any political party's plank. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3019 Arr! "I said walk the plank!" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3020 I still don't get why he was humming the rocky theme song... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3021 Nine point five 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3022 There are better ways to train for the finals. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3023 When did walking the plank become an event in the X Games? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3024 I guess this is his Swan Song. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3025 Aye, that's a ten there matey! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3026 He never would take things seriously. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3027 I must admit I never thought he would do a tuck and pike. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3028 I'd give him an '8' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3029 Every time you turn around, someone is planking. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3030 They should name a hot dog chain for him. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3031 An 8.3 at best. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3032 Looks like the lobster dive ! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3033 What was his name again? Tarzan?! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3034 'If there is a next time, wait for high tide!" 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3035 No more coffee or sweet cookies before execution time. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3036 Ye scurvy dogs; why didn't ye tell me thar prisoner be Greg Louganis? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3037 He won the gold in '26. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3038 Does he know we don’t have worker’s comp? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3039 Arrr! Shiver me timbers mateys, 'tis scallywags movin' picture be definitely goin' viral. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3040 Doesn't he know that he is supposed to wait a full hour after eating to go swimming? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3041 Now, that thar really makes you wanna go,"Arrrgh!!" 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3042 If an object is launched with an upward velocity of 5.2 m/sec from an initial height of 8 meters, ... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3043 The Dread Pirate Louganis 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3044 Argo. This a first. "Walking the plank" in the Pike position. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3045 Shiver me timbers, now that's a perfect Captain Swan dive! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3046 Arg! His punishment will come when we rob him of his blasted gold medal. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3047 Now, that's what i would call making the best of a bad situation... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3048 They'll never build it high enough to keep our gang out. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3049 Oh man, I hate it when they do that. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3050 Arghhh, swan dive! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3051 Arr! Ye did demand 'the Gold' Cap'n. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3052 Nobody likes a showoff! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3053 I'm actually going to miss First mate Swan 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3054 Arrr matey now that's how to deal with a doping scandal! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3055 kind of takes the fun out of funeral 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3056 Really hate to see the two legged ones go. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3057 Paul is doing a triple somersault dive! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3058 The other plank is for synchronized diving. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3059 Does he know this is his last swan dive? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3060 Aye mates, them yoga classes 'ave got him doin' plank to reverse namaste. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3061 He had a dive scholarship in college. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3062 Perfect approach, excellent take-off, poor decision to dive into Shark Bay. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3063 Hmmm--pretty good, but I'm not sure the sharks'll be impressed! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3064 And for his 'final dive' - let's give him a 9.5 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3065 7.5. A blind approach turned into graceful execution. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3066 Argh...somebody shoot him! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3067 Thinks he's got the last word, does he, mates? Well, the shallow coral reef below will wipe the smile off his face. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3068 That's not the booty I desire! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3069 I knew Louganis would leave. He wasn't much of a pirate. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3070 Is it just me, or does Errol Flynn bug you too? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3071 What you bet his feet don't enter vertically? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3072 I'll give him a 8.4. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3073 I tell ye, I couldn't take that song anymore. "Always look on the bright side of life." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3074 He thinks he can make America great again. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3075 He has a future 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3076 Great idea but poor execution. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3077 Aaargh, what an unexpected turn of events. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3078 One grog too many. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3079 Michael Phelps has nothing on this guy. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3080 That's a demonstration of "In your face!" 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3081 With a relatively low degree of difficulty, this dive will have to be flawless- no splash. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3082 They wanted him to work for that wench Kellyanne Conway. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3083 A pirate looks at 40 (degrees of difficulty) 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3084 But suppose one of US is the leader of the mutiny? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3085 Yar fine technique! I bestow a 9 upon him! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3086 Aye, that Justin Trudeau can shiver me timbers any day. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3087 Did we get his cell phone? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3088 An 8.5 win for the Elizabeth Swann dive. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3089 This really is the finals 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3090 I've heard of a swan song but a swan dive? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3091 Peter Pan's his uncle. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3092 Exaggerate that, ye scurvy narcissist. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3093 He flipped us the bird! 1.1333 0.07521 45 42 0 3
3094 I just wanted to know where he got his pants. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3095 Ar, ye dogs, and I ween the lubber floats as well! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3096 That's nothing. You should see his Reverse Two-and-a-Half Somersaults in the Tuck Position. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3097 hold your applause until he survives 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3098 Waterboarding isn't suppose to be fun! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3099 Even the corsair judge couldn't deny Jim a perfect 10. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3100 Yer right mates...'tis Greg Louganis 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3101 Aaarrrr it be your swan song Louganis not your swan dive! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3102 Never adjusted to the closure of Ringling Brothers. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3103 I agree, a 9.3. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3104 Time for the bird-sharks. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3105 I told him he's on Shark Tank 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3106 Perfect arrrrrc 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3107 Motivation equals technique. He's on the team. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3108 10 doubloons he chokes on the rip entry. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3109 He still doesn't listen. I said walk the plank! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3110 I Told Hank that that there was just too much Rum in the table wine! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3111 Blimey, I rate it 7.5. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3112 Eh, that's just Phelps Sr., showing off! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3113 Arrgh...6.2, matey. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3114 Officially launching the Captain's cutting-edge Daylight Savings Program, Swabby fell back and sprung forward. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3115 Definitely 9.5 out of 10 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3116 In all he committed 8.5 crimes. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3117 Argggh 9.5! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3118 Arr! Me judges will give ye no quarter for that low degree of difficulty, lubber! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3119 Well, maybe he'll belly-flop. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3120 Greg Louganis did it much better. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3121 Sykes' plank was sublime. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3122 No wonder he's happy.....he just got a series on Netflix! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3123 A perfect swine dive, as ever I've seen. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3124 Peter forgets he can no longer fly in middle age. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3125 How is he not scared to go so high? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3126 Yar, in reality they'll be soiling themselves, but Garth likes to have fun. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3127 This planking craze has gone too far. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3128 I hope he checked the water depth before diving-in. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3129 For his final dive, he gets a ten. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3130 Next up, a dive that speaks to the darker side of pirate life. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3131 For these young people the plank is just another good time. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3132 Third one this week. They've gotta sell springless planks somewhere! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3133 The dive is a ten. Did you tell him about the sharks though? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3134 I thought this was an opera, not a ballet! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3135 Shiver me timbers! What great height and extension on his last dive of the night! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3136 Carpe momentum! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3137 Arrr! Still a smart arse! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3138 Hey, hold my rum and watch this! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3139 If only that were a jackknife, I'd let him back aboard. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3140 Sometimes you will be forced into situations you dislike but you have to push through it. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3141 What if we took out the spring? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3142 Nice booty. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3143 That's nothing, you should see him when we put out the water slide! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3144 I think "no dessert" is a more effective punishment. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3145 NOW he points his toes. Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3146 Leave it to Brucee to turn walking the plank into an artful display. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3147 It's a plank mate! Not a flippin' diving board! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3148 9.5, 9.7, 9.6... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3149 He was always talking about making lemonade, too. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3150 Someone knows how to make a splash. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3151 LEIUTENANT DAN!!! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3152 That be just like him. Always swanning around. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3153 Score eight for form and style, score ten for the booty. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3154 May the odds be ever in his favor. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3155 We came for the pillaging and plundering, but stayed for the pirate-technics! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3156 Give 'im a "10' and a pint of rum--if he don't splash. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3157 Why do we even bother with the formality of the plank? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3158 This is a pirate ship not Cirque du Soleil. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3159 Ah, to be young and full of life again. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3160 Only a mutineer would expect a score! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3161 Thar he swans! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3162 I give it a 10. No prisoners left to top it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3163 I mean his form is huge step up from the last few others, but yeah, I agree we should start tying them up. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3164 It was his idea 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3165 A terrible chef but what an optimistic and carefree presentation. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3166 The sharks are giving him an 8. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3167 Aaargh. Looks like he's not going down without a flight. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3168 The sharks are professing grace. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3169 I said it is a flying pirate ship. Not fly, you pile of shit. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3170 Arr…and a 10.0 for execution. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3171 Arrr matey, that's some swan song 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3172 I said WALK the plank! Get back in here and do it right! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3173 And he actually believed Trump, yada yada. Not on my boat! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3174 91/2 - 10 - 9 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3175 maybe a 10 but the sharks didn't see it. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3176 I'd give him an '8' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3177 Ahrrr! What a lovely man he was. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3178 Yaasss, when they go low, you go high. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3179 Men, we're changing our paradigm to, 'Cruise ship with a pirate theme.' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3180 Aarrgh! Gonna miss him, I will. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3181 'Degree of difficulty..ARGH!!' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3182 Alrrrright! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3183 There goes another one; what a waste. Now we'll *never* win the Pirate Olympics. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3184 Aargh! I'd only give him a five ! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3185 "I'll give him a 7.5. Anyone else? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3186 A Trump staffer who thought Pirate Fantasy Camp would be an escape. Apparently, he was trying to get AWAY from the raping and pillaging. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3187 I'd give it a 10 for execution. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3188 Is he going to do this the whole way back from Rio? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3189 Good golly, what a show-off! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3190 Yeah, he's been like this ever since we took him to Cirque du Soleil. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3191 We should have keelhauled him. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3192 Why would someone choose to go overborad ? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3193 Call me a bully coach, but look at Squinty's form! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3194 If he nails this "Flying Dutchman," he's off probation. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3195 Where's the Russian judge when you need them? Perfect 10. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3196 Stop that, this is not supposed to be fun 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3197 That's the last one from Tony Robbins yacht! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3198 "Aye, he may be scurvy dog, but I'll give him a 9.5 for style points".... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3199 Six pack or not, he's beginning to take these plank exercise too seriously 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3200 Dead men tell no tales about reverse dives with a half somersault in the pike position. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3201 You can never pass up a sale, can you Jack? Now go get a plank like I asked you before and throw that diving board overboard! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3202 Guess he thinks there's gonna be a sequel. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3203 Very cute, Mr. Prima Donna. See how that works for you down at Davy Jones's locker. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3204 There he goes to Divey Jones' Locker. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3205 Arrr. Shiver me limber. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3206 Fight or Flight 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3207 It's a shame, really. He was gold medal material. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3208 Never knew he was so dramatic 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3209 This inspires me to change the name of my bar in Swansea to the Swan Dive. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3210 This would make for a good caption contest. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3211 I'll give that one a score of nine. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3212 I GIVE HIM 9.5 ON FORM 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3213 L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3214 I had no idea it could be so complicated. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3215 Seven!.... eight and a half!... Nine! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3216 Shiver m'timbers, Flying Jolly Roger, fearless to the end! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3217 That's the last time we pirate a ship transporting Olympic Athletes. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3218 What a twat. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3219 another North Korean attack coming up short 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3220 Great form! Maybe he will swim to the Turks and Caicos. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3221 He knows it is a green screen right? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3222 There goes the last of the witnesses 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3223 If I have to walk the plank might as well do it in style 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3224 Six and a half: Good execution, disappointingly low degree of difficulty. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3225 Greg Louganis’ great, great, great, great grandfather fell victim to pirates. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3226 Ok, but we still win the electoral vote 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3227 SERIOUSLY??? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3228 We promise, it's the last sequel! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3229 Next time don't let your green card expire! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3230 Don't forget to write! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3231 I give him a 9.5 on the launch, but let's see if he nails the entry. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3232 I've seen many a good sailor flip out in the doldrums, but this is new ... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3233 He thinks there's a safety net... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3234 Whee, I"m Free!! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3235 I give him a deep six. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3236 Arrrg...show off. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3237 I run a tight ship but he runs a tight butthole. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3238 I dunno, still looks like a goose to me 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3239 Aargh. I'd give the bloke an 8. He shoulda kept his head back a pinch more. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3240 You have to admire his spirit. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3241 I give it a nine-point-five. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3242 That figures.................the guy always was a show-off 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3243 9 out of 10 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3244 No shirt, no shoes, no problem. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3245 All I said was go twist in the wind. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3246 Aargh! The plank dive has the highest degree of difficulty. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3247 and don't forget the breadsticks! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3248 We will have to rethink what it really means to walk the plank. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3249 Good ridance Captain Phelps. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3250 Aaarh, how I long for me musket. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3251 Captain, I recommend we cancel our next order of energy drinks. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3252 That is what happens when you for forget to put on the blindfold 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3253 He always was a show-off! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3254 Terrible form, really. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3255 He thinks that Davy Jones Locker is a a hangout for competitive divers. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3256 Yargh...ya can't fault him his panache... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3257 I hope the whales like plankton. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3258 I would dsiqualify him for not walking the plank properly. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3259 If he and I have any chance as a synchro diving team, I'll need to lose some weight and the eye patch. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3260 Looks like he's going for a perfect 10. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3261 No, no, no... It can't be. Not the Triple Lindy! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3262 Guillermo was always an over achiever! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3263 I'm going to miss that guy. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3264 Exit stage right with flourish. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3265 Okay, I'll give him his dammed "Ten." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3266 Let's keep this gold medal diver. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3267 Good form. Low level of difficulty. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3268 Sashay... away. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3269 Style won't save you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3270 Aye, 'tis a graceful arrrc. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3271 I'd give my other leg to be as graceful a pirate as that bilge rat. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3272 Does he have an agent?!!! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3273 I give it a 6 out of 10. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3274 Is this a great hospice or what?? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3275 Greenspan had a point about stockbrokers . . . 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3276 I know I should resist armchair diagnosis; but, in my opinion, his grandiose and egotistical style drove him over the edge. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3277 Doesn't mean you can swim like a swan. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3278 You know... I've got to admit that I always loved his attitude and I'm gonna miss him. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3279 He's an OLympic medallist you know - although I'm not so sure about his swimming. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3280 Arrr, Matey! There's a reason they call him Long John Swan Dive. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3281 In retrospect, piracy in the Bahamas isn't that terrifying. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3282 Shiver me timbers! I dare say Elmer done worked the plank. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3283 But he stole me silver, so he'll have to settle for the bronze. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3284 Betcha five bucks it's a bellyflop. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3285 Do you think he knows that that's not the pool diving board? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3286 Unfortunately he had a shot at qualify for our Olympic team 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3287 Aarrr! Tis spring forward and ye fall back. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3288 He's the best around, but I'm worried about the judges' anti-pirate bias. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3289 I can't believe the Somali judge only gave him a 6. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3290 If it weren't for the sharks, I'd be right behind him. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3291 He's so gifted, it's a shame that he lacked motivation to do it on his own. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3292 I knew steroids would be his downfall. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3293 Walking the diving board just doesn't sound right. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3294 He always wanted to make The Finals 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3295 I'll give that a 6 for Aaarrrtistic Impression. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3296 Of course he wants to go out like this, you would too if they found out you had contacts with those Russian pirates. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3297 We gotta stop that EST training 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3298 Facing back splash. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3299 They never choose the cannonball. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3300 We told ye it was time to die, not to dive!" "Why not both? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3301 Now watch for a splashless entry. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3302 Three 10s would give him the gold! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3303 There he goes, upstaging my speech to Congress. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3304 7 for form, 9.5 for degree of difficulty. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3305 Remember its style over substance. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3306 I would say that's a 9.5. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3307 Now that's class! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3308 That's the last time we hire someone from Craig's list. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3309 Last chance to save yourself. Just admit that I, Captain Orange Beard, am the greatest captain - believe me there's no better captain out there; I'm really the best captain...wait, come back here! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3310 If he nails the entry again, better reinstate keel-hauling. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3311 Let's use the rum again next time. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3312 Ar! Telling them it's hydrotherapy works. Ar! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3313 I MISS THE OLD DAYS 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3314 What a show off with all of his limbs and parts... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3315 Someone just told him Donald Trump was elected president. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3316 More goose than swan, I'm afraid. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3317 Oh sure! Damnedest way I've ever seen of getting out of swabbing the decks. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3318 Blimey! I told him swan song not swan dive. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3319 He took home the gold medal for plank diving in the 1744 Pirate Olympics. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3320 "Pirates is spelled with and "r" not an "l"! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3321 Your right, his toes should be straight. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3322 There goes our best chance at a gold medal. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3323 Please hold your applause until we see what the sharks have finished. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3324 He needs to point his toes a bit more: I give it an 8.5. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3325 But no one can dive better than me. I'm the best at diving. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3326 Now that's what I call chutzpah. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3327 Thar he blows. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3328 Always a bloody showboater. We had to let the bloke go, this ain't no sissy showboat. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3329 Impressive, but I doubt he'll make it to Regionals. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3330 That 'll be a "10" in the "Deep-Six" category. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3331 Sharks don't give style points. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3332 Arr, no oil, no sharks; piracy's seen better days. Might be time to quit. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3333 Aarrgghh, I'd give 'im an 86 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3334 Aye, this scallywag be ready fer th' Piratelympics. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3335 It was an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, yellow polka dot mutiny. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3336 7.6, 4.5, and 10.0 from the Russian judge! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3337 He said "this time we're really going for gold, mate !" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3338 Ever the original thinker, eh, Swann . . . ? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3339 He looks good now, but just wait, One-Eyed Willy always creates too much splash. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3340 He learned it in his ending yoga class. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3341 Guess nobody told him about the sharks. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3342 He always steals me thunder. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3343 Is he wearing a jolly roger speedo? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3344 What was that he said about having the key to the galley on him? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3345 He's always been a show-off! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3346 There is no place for Wallendas on my ship. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3347 One of the most overrated pirates in the Caribbean 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3348 Enjoy your 72 sturgeons! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3349 Aye, it be mutiny in motion. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3350 Now, he's just making me feel jealous. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3351 OMG, do you think he is going for the gold? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3352 Ye ol' "Swan Dive" maneuver! Folklore tells that when performed deftly it renders the dullest of crews mesmerized long enough for the crafty diver to set the ship afire and escape in a lifeboat. BTW, do you smell smoke? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3353 Look at that arc! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3354 We are practicing a new way to get the gold! 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3355 Final judgment: 8 if he sticks the landing. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3356 In his next movie, he's playing Mark Spitz. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3357 Arrrgh! Swan song, ye scurvy dog. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3358 Fine! I'll enter the water with a minimal splash, as long as you let me live. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3359 I'd give 'em a seven" "Aye" "Aye 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3360 At least the yoga classes paid off in the end. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3361 EVERY YEAR THE ACTS JUST GET BETTER ON “THE JOLLY ROGER’S GOT TALENT.” 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3362 Maybe the Sirens will leave us alone after that. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3363 We have to go through this every 4 years. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3364 When love is going south, abandoning ship can be a beautiful thing. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3365 Promise you won't tell anyone? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3366 At last...the meaning of "avast" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3367 Mates, say goodbye to able seaman Swann. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3368 Might as well work on my form while I'm at it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3369 He has style, I'll give him that. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3370 We'll, Peter Pan had class, too. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3371 Later Haters. Bring on the Gators! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3372 I'd say 10 for style and three for difficulty 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3373 Yeah, good luck finding your bliss. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3374 You don't hear the sharks applauding. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3375 Davy Jones's locker is in for it now! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3376 Maybe we are approaching this wrong. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3377 Kafka was right ! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3378 Such beautiful form. Swan was always his best dive. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3379 So this is what Willy means when he says he identifies as a female parrot? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3380 8.5, 8.5, 8.5; 2.0 for difficulty 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3381 That wasn't on his resume. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3382 Maybe we should trade him for a doctor 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3383 But they said no diving in the shallow end 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3384 Great arrr-c der, Blarney! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3385 On second thought, maybe smoking ganja on the job wasn't the worst offense. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3386 I'm recusing. We're getting too close to Russia. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3387 Always showing off 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3388 So far I'd give him an 8.5 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3389 Aye, Matey--bound to win ya a gold metal! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3390 Arrr...me hearties, now that's what I call seizing the moment. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3391 WTF? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3392 Haven't seen that before. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3393 Shiver me timbers....Me hopes them thar sharks appreciate it!!! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3394 Dagnabbit! That was supposed to have been a Forward 4 1/2 Somersaults in the Tuck Position! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3395 I give him a 9.5! 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3396 He didn't know which bathroom to use. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3397 Well, that felt personal. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3398 I'm adding some fabulous to this execution. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3399 Did you tell him to walk the plank...or to mock it? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3400 Okay, maybe the severance package was a little too generous. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3401 And now you see why he's gone. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3402 That's some fancy walking. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3403 With a bottle of rum, I'd give it a nine point yo-ho-ho. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3404 He used to do ballet. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3405 Yeah, he can fly! But, can he swim ? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3406 The blindfold gets him extra points for degree of difficulty. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3407 Alright, next time Boatswain Louganis gets keelhauled. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3408 That's the last time we press gang from a circus. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3409 If only he'd put his back into rowing, this never would have happened 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3410 Aye giv' em a fiiive! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3411 It won't be long before the Russian judges get him. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3412 That's the end of Jack Swan. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3413 Say what ya will, but he was a pirate's pirate - right up the end. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3414 So, I'm guessing nobody told him it was just crew training? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3415 Wait... we have a diving board?! Forget the treasure. I'm going for a swim. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3416 Waltzing the Plank 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3417 Pirate #1: "I give it a 10 out of 10." Pirate #2: "I'll rate him a 7.5." Pirates 1 and 3: Really Steve?" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3418 It's still not working. Keel-haul him again. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3419 Hey mate, the sharks don't award style points! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3420 Arrg, tis the last time he shows-off around here. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3421 Careful! I lost a leg doing that! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3422 I don't know.He said something about U tube here I come! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3423 Blimey! Scallywag he be. Thar be off one hell 'o a Jolly Roger." 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3424 A swan dive song won't save the NEA from my cuts, yarrgh! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3425 Try it again. You’re still not ready for the Pirate Olympics. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3426 You say his last name was 'something like Skillet', eh Anderson? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3427 Smart-ass! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3428 Maybe he told us the truth and really is related to Greg Louganis... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3429 There is where we differ, I'm a destination fan. Him? The journey. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3430 Ugh. He does this every time. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3431 I'M DISAPPOINTED, CAPTAIN PIKE! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3432 Having fun so far? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3433 He said that "walking the plank is fake news, believe me", then he jumped. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3434 Damn Fletcher! A show-off to the end! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3435 I'd give it a seven. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3436 Nice form, but very low degree of difficulty. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3437 Does he really think a perfect "10" will save him? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3438 We're we supposed to teach him to swim before or after he jumped in? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3439 He said he was an Olympic Swimmer. What does 'Olympic' mean? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3440 Let's make sure we click 'likes' for his youtube page. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3441 Argh, Jimmy, you don't know how to swim! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3442 Yeah, well, from now on he'll be leaping with the fishes. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3443 I'd say it's a 9.5. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3444 We should have just given him 100 lashes 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3445 As the Bible says... "Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3446 Well...that's one way to leave a board meeting. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3447 The sharks aren't going to like this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3448 Wait for it...the moment he finds out I switched the fairy dust for plain glitter. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3449 You promised that there would be sharks 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3450 arrr captain , he said his name was Greg Lou something or other 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3451 First Mate, Bellemy makes a career change. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3452 He was supposed to tuck, not planck 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3453 Into the wild.. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3454 I think he wants to go. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3455 Argh! I wanted him to walk the plank to BE SORE, not TO SOAR! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3456 You know, I'm really gonna miss that guy! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3457 Aye, sorry Cap’n, but we has voted to split the tontine swag. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3458 That's another 10 for the sailor from Beijing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3459 What did he say about a rotten egg? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3460 Looking back, he always did do things with a bit of flair. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3461 A high jump off a short pier. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3462 Aye mateys, that’s showmanship. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3463 I don't think he'll be lost at sea 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3464 'The plank is for walking, not diving!" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3465 I said "dying swain," not "diving swan"! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3466 I'd give him a 10 before that shark gets him! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3467 I'll see you pirates later on the flip side! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3468 Cute, but not funny---and I doubt it will impress the sharks! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3469 I'll give him a 10 but the degree of difficulty for a swan dive is only 1.4. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3470 Worst case of scurvy I have ever seen. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3471 He sure knows how to go out on a perfect 'swan song'. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3472 "Always the clown!' 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3473 If he makes it, remind me to cut grog ration 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3474 Should we wake him up? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3475 That was done without a single drop of rum! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3476 Arrgh, good luck with swimming to the edge and jumping in a hot tub, matey. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3477 You gotta admit that Louganis kid has style. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3478 Damn...he promised me a forward somersault with two-and-a-half twists. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3479 Disqualified for doping! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3480 Well, at least planking isn't a thing anymore. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3481 Well boys, the plank doesn't seem to be working. Let's go back to keel-hauling. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3482 What do you mean “Let’s keep our eyes on him?” I’ve just got one eye. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3483 His yoga body is really starting to show. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3484 I'd give it a 9.0. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3485 I'll score you a 10 for walking the plank and a 1 for the mutiny. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3486 Decent form, but I bet Cap'n Crunch could do better! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3487 I'll give it a solid 4.75. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3488 Steve was always a bit of a show off. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3489 I meant it figuratively. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3490 Full fathom 5.0. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3491 You can't swim. Diving's first,"one and done." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3492 I told you he was a Trumpist. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3493 Blimey! I said WALK THE PLANK. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3494 This economy cruise has the best perks. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3495 I didn't think the food was that bad. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3496 Thanks for the ride! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3497 This does not change my opinion. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3498 Ya gotta hand it to him... Seaman Louganis has style! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3499 He was dying to do that Swan Dive. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3500 He obviously misunderstood my order of "We are going for the Gold" ! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3501 Obviously a Russian... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3502 I hear as soon as he debunks gravity he will do the same for climate change 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3503 He'll swim a few laps—then it's off to Davy Jones' Locker room. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3504 Yep...he's ready for the Olympics! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3505 I'd give that a nine point fourrrrrrrrrrr. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3506 I hope he's not this buoyant in the water 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3507 You said we found him in some play about cats? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3508 A diver's life for him. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3509 Hey, see you at the world’s end. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3510 At least it's not chlorinated. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3511 "10 out of 10" -the Sharks 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3512 That's taking this process to New Depths. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3513 Bummer...to bad he doesn't realize it's shark infested waters 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3514 Yarr, a coxswain dive! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3515 With that form, you'll be walkin' the plank. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3516 One's man dunk is another man's treasure. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3517 Rrrrrrr, which of you wise guys told him he didn't have to tuck this time? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3518 Who said anything about jumping the plank? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3519 He did say his uncle was a Dauphin. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3520 Arrr, the scurvy dog! Too late now, but I couldda used 'im for me team. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3521 He calls this one his 'shiver me timbers' dive. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3522 Wow, he's really raising the bar on the phrase "walk the plank!!" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3523 Clegg always did have a flair for the dramatic... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3524 Although this is a great dive, it is not a sensational back two and a half somersault with two and a half twists. What a loser. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3525 9.5 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3526 9.5 isn't bad considering the degree of difficulty. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3527 it's amazing how fast he reacts at the first saying of "booty". 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3528 Walking the plank has gone overboard. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3529 'What on earth have you been feeding him?" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3530 He's mocking me! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3531 Without the circus, his life had no meaning. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3532 I suppose it's only appropriate that Fred Swan makes that kind of dive. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3533 This one qualifies for the semifinal. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3534 Kidd's already past his prime. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3535 Booty-ful. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3536 Fabulous take off! Let's see what the judges say... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3537 Aargh! Why, he be attemptin' a Swab Dive! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3538 Walk. WALK! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3539 Looks like a 9.5 to me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3540 8.8, 8.6 and a 6.4 from the Russian Judge! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3541 Give him credit, he turned his swan song into a swan dive. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3542 His last meal was a Lifesaver®! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3543 9.5. Now die! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3544 'Let's see Phelps top that." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3545 I hope we are far enough away from the dock 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3546 Blimey! Not a landlubber, the hornswaggler. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3547 That tropical hardwood is really something! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3548 My God, if curling can be an Olympic sport why did they reject this? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3549 Too flashy - I give it a six. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3550 9.2; 8.7; 9.5 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3551 I give him an 8. But he's still going to land on his arse. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3552 I just remember, I've got extra tickets to Cirque du Soleil. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3553 *and thus the diving board was formed* 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3554 Let's see you do that again, smarty pants. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3555 No doubt about it. Steroids. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3556 Those pirating colleges don't teach anything anymore. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3557 Not much degree of difficulty, but I'll give the swashbulkler a ten. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3558 I told you we should have locked him in the brig. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3559 Still doesn't impress the sharks! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3560 Be careful, that's how I lost my leg. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3561 This guy used to be the headliner on the Jolly Roger before I pirated him! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3562 Arrr! He still be shark bait. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3563 He called it a Speedo 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3564 Cirque du Soleil tryouts were last week! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3565 Thar he blows again, galling ever'one with his infuriatin' free spirit attitude. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3566 A perfect 10. His form is impeccable. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3567 That's his Swan Song dive: degree of difficulty 10. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3568 It's what impeachment will look like. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3569 Well, at least Jacques will have ONE judge on his side. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3570 Argh, he needs a 9.27 to win the pirate gold. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3571 Another thing he stole from Mexico. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3572 Now we know why it is historically inaccurate. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3573 He could never take a joke. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3574 It'll really shiver me timbers if he lands this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3575 Dancing with the Sharks audition 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3576 Always was a showoff. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3577 Ars longa, vita brevis !? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3578 Well, at least he accepts death gracefully 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3579 Ahoy Mateys...You didn't tell me his name was Louganis 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3580 Have to get that perfect diving form! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3581 The height is impressive but I find his technique lacking. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3582 First time I've seen him worth a flip! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3583 That son of a gun won't follow orders right to the end! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3584 Argh, bugger thinks he's friggen Peter Pan... Riddence I say! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3585 What do you expect from a "pink eye patch" pirate type. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3586 We may need to go to video replay for this one. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3587 Trust me -- it's really bad for your knees 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3588 He told me he had had it with fake news, but I didn't think he was that serious. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3589 Look how he AARRRches his back! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3590 If I'd larn'd ta count ta ten, that's the score I'd give 'im. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3591 Wait! The Russian judge wasn't ready! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3592 Damn! I forgot he's the only one who knows how to operate the GPS. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3593 There goes Louganis again. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3594 Goodbye scurvy, hello squid! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3595 Float like a butterfly, swim like a bee. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3596 Give him a '9' for style 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3597 He hasn't changed since High School 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3598 Thar he blows. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3599 Arrgh! That's not a swine dive. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3600 Well, there he goes to where the flying fishes play! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3601 I requested a bird that talks like a pirate, not a pirate that flies like a bird. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3602 Long John Silver is going for the gold! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3603 Aye, a scurvy low degree of difficulty. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3604 A true pirate goes for the gold with his dying breath 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3605 How's his cannonballs? 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3606 I guess it's true what they say: The one who dives last, laughs last. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3607 You are witnessing, me lads, a black swan walk the plank. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3608 Get back here! You broke our plank! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3609 No it's not a sine, it's a cosine. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3610 I thought he said he had a new cannonball. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3611 I told you it wasn't a cigarette! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3612 I swan-nee... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3613 He said he's practicing for Tokyo 2020. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3614 Mr Swan, I said die not dive! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3615 Ahoy matey, Showboat Bob sure went out with style. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3616 The evolution of the cement block. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3617 Hey Luke, what we've got here is failure to communicate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3618 "Aargh!! I'm sure there are plenty of sharks in the Passiac River!! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3619 Excellent execution, captain! or Excellent execution, cap'n! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3620 I always thought he was a strange bird! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3621 I'd give him an 8.5 for form. It's his attitude that bugs me... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3622 I don't think this whole 'walking the plank' thing is all that it's cracked up to be. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3623 Too much give? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3624 Got to give it to him, Louganis knows how to make a perfect entry and exit. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3625 Argh! That cupping from the acupuncturist has really helped his form. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3626 - Looks like he's turned into the downwards part of the dive now. - No not yet, that's because of the fact he took his underpants off, and the point at which you are standing provide incredible foreshortening in his favour. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3627 maybe we should've just taken away his cell phone 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3628 How fitting that he did a swan dive as his swan song. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3629 Hmh! Used to be much more fun when we had to make 'em walk. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3630 He always went the extra mile without ever being asked! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3631 Aye, I only thought his monicker was Icarus 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3632 'Tis a record all right but methinks we should be checking his grog for steroids. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3633 I told you the plank was too flexible.. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3634 He was always an eternal optimist. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3635 Leaks on a ship are a huuuge problem. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3636 After the apex of the parabola, he will start to accelerate again. . . . arrrgh. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3637 The what? The only map of the treasure is tatooed on his chest? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3638 Even now, still a showoff. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3639 Aaaar! Methinks maybe he not be a clown after all. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3640 That was my car. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3641 You're a cheat! That was faster than a walk. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3642 Pirate 1: "I didn't think he'd really do it." Pirate 2: "Yeah well it's Trumps America now." 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3643 Amazing! Hard to believe that he ever suffered from a heel spur! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3644 Come back you've got me gold necklace! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3645 I must have hit a soar spot. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3646 Talk about embracing alternative facts. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3647 Jerry just found out he's getting audited this year. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3648 To us he's Pieter Louganis, "The Flying Dutchman," but henceforth the Louganis name will be remembered only as the pirate who snapped the Captain's eyepatch. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3649 What the... Really? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3650 the Pirate Greg Louganis seems unafraid. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3651 I give him a Fouarrr. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3652 Look Jack, I’m flying! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3653 He took first prize in the Olympics. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3654 Arg, that rapscallion wasn't Jack Sparrow -- it was Jack Swandive! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3655 Aye, the only book in the brig is Diving for Dummies. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3656 Casus belli flop 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3657 Blimey Mate, form: 10. Longevity: 0 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3658 Slightly less savage-now that we offer a trophy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3659 I guess Miss Swann taught Sparrow how to fly. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3660 This is what I get for letting him choose between walking the plank and re-watching Cutthroat Island. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3661 Excellent form, but can he stick the landing? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3662 His idea of walking the plank leaves much to be desired. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3663 He got a little board 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3664 He certainly was a free spirit. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3665 Aye, there be swagger in thy bones, bilge rat, but Ye still bound for Davy Jones' locker. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3666 Does he know he's gonna die? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3667 Now THAT'S an alternate plank walk! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3668 Arrrg!! Flamboyant Phil couldn't just walk the plank like everyone else. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3669 Hold on, it's only been 57 minutes. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3670 Now that's how you plank! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3671 You've got to hand it to him for living fully in the present moment! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3672 What did he just say? Something about a red bull? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3673 Looks like he'll nail the entry, but let's see how he does on the exit. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3674 Aye, 'tis Divey Jones for certain! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3675 The matey what sticks out gets the plank. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3676 YEP, ever since Trump got on board, soon we'll have no more LEFT!!! 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3677 Impressive form but I've seen better. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3678 Damned egotist! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3679 That's Maxwell - good to the last drop. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3680 Some prefer not to go out with a big splash 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3681 He is not in trouble; he is just practicing for upcoming Pirate Olympics. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3682 9.8: 8.6: 9.2..... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3683 He's right, the plank makes a really funny bouncy sound. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3684 Maybe he didn't steal that gold metal from Cap'n. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3685 Gawd, I hate politicians. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3686 "Arrr, I'll give'em an 8.5 for Form". 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3687 November 9th, 2016 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3688 God bless Captain Vere! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3689 Too bad he's shark bait; that dive would've been a 10 at any Olympics. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3690 Strong compulsory mates! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3691 Blackbeard-brand steroids will do that to you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3692 The principal here said to WALK the plank next time, young man! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3693 I thought you said fine DINING. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3694 Bad riddance to a good diver! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3695 That's a nine 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3696 damn millenials 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3697 I'll give a fourrr. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3698 He voted for who? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3699 The joke's on him, mates. He's landing on shore. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3700 What's the degree of difficulty on this plank? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3701 That's one bad Hombre! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3702 Worst case of spring fever I've ever seen. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3703 Personally, I still prefer a good swan song. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3704 I'll laugh when he belly-flops! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3705 He's from Flint. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3706 We were only joking about the island! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3707 A basic dive, but the degree of difficulty very high. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3708 Arrrrgh, Jim Boy, give him a low score. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3709 Point yer toes, matey, or I'll be choppin' 'em off. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3710 I knew his earring was just a gateway to more flair. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3711 He thrives on seaweed. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3712 He'll be back for his shadow. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3713 You see what that gluten-free bread does? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3714 I thought Jim doesn't know how to swim? He doesn't! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3715 I'll give him 10! 9,8,7,6.... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3716 This is his swan song. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3717 Reggie just can't give it up....here he is showing off again, right to the very end! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3718 Did you say his name was Peter? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3719 He's never going to be an Olympic diver with that poor form. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3720 Blimey, looks like he scored a "10" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3721 Be back in a hot sec, I'm going after that Kraken again. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3722 Aye, that's how we capture the gold! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3723 On second thought, maybe he could be in the Olympics. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3724 He complimented tattoos and man buns but wouldn't say anything nice about me peg leg. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3725 Now, that's a class act. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3726 high dive 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3727 "Who Do You Think You Are" welcomes Greg Louganis to season seven. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3728 Blast his good form. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3729 That's swan heckuva dive! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3730 DQ him. He said it was going to be in pike position. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3731 Aye, we'll surely miss his fine booty. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3732 I was only kidding 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3733 Not having that Vegas gig really took its toll on him. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3734 I'll bet he can swim. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3735 Are you sure that 'No Diving' is part of the 'Pirates' Creed'? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3736 I score his execution of this execution a 9.9. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3737 Forget degree of difficulty. It's all about the execution. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3738 It's better than him jumping in to conclusions. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3739 Look. He sure did make his last swan dive his best swan dive. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3740 Argh! Fair thee well pirate Lou Ganis. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3741 I DID give him a choice: forward, backward,reverse,inward, twist or armstand. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3742 But the low degree of difficulty isn't going to play well with the Romanian judge. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3743 Arrr! Methinks something is amiss with this boat. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3744 Now thar be a fine swan dive. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3745 Cognitive dissonance? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3746 He chose this over competing at Rio. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3747 Text Michael. Tell him Luca sleeps with the fishes. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3748 Well, what d'you think? Does he make the team? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3749 Up, up ... and ... away!! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3750 Nobody ever said The Donald doesn't have style. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3751 Yes I would agree. Sessions is a much better diver than Flynn 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3752 Hijacking performers from a cruise ship take the fun out of being a pirate. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3753 That sure is ome way to walk the plank. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3754 You'll get no satisfaction from my own subtraction! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3755 Aaarrrggghhh! This has to cease; he's not suppose to enjoy his demise. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3756 I told him this was to be his swan song; apparently he misheard” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3757 The sharks will give a 10 for that dive for sure, matey! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3758 Dive the plank. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3759 He used to dive for Stanford. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3760 He won't fall until he looks down, but I forgot to remove his blindfold! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3761 Pull him back in. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3762 That’s it for the gangplank. From now on we throw scallywags overboard. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3763 So, that's what they mean by "It's the voyage, not the destination." ( Or, the origin point) 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3764 Good enough, man! You're in the Talent Show tonight!!! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3765 Tell me lads, is the current year divisible by four? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3766 Aye, for his swan song he choose a swan dive, jolly good, Roger 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3767 Good takeoff. Good back arch. Major deduction for the arms. They should be straight out, minus 2 points. Minor deduction for lack of respect for tradition. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3768 Once an Olympian, always an Olympian 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3769 Blimey! Are you telling me they created an Olympic sport from This. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3770 Arrrr you kidding me?! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3771 Too bad he failed the drug test. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3772 "A diva to the end. Nota bene, mateys". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3773 Aye, he'll score big with this dive. It's the Flying Dutchman with a left hook twist. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3774 Arrr, I'm giving the lad a 10.0 for execution. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3775 You obviously didn't tell him about the kraken. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3776 Is that the compass in his pocket? Or, is he just happy to leave us? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3777 Damn, I didn't know he was an olympian. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3778 There goes another perfect 10! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3779 Ahoy Mate, your suppose to walk the plank not do a belly flop! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3780 The doctor says that he is right on track for a millennial. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3781 Arrgghhh. First, planking; now this. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3782 Once an Olympic diver, always an Olympic diver 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3783 I thought he said he wanted to perform his swan song. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3784 The last guy to walk the plank was disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3785 Aargh! He's causing me deep thoughts about capital punishment. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3786 Arrrr Mateys... pull th Bloke back ... heel be warthy a fartion far a sideshow ... O'll ahv eem be divin off th main mast onto a damp sea sponge 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3787 Bloody show off! He'll learn from this! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3788 Arrr, I said "free-for-all", not "free-fall" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3789 once a shw-off, always a show-off 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3790 Gutsy move, but only 1.5 degree of difficulty. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3791 Ahoy, land! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3792 Arrgghh! We've lost 'im to the Cirque du Soliel! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3793 He was a rock diver in Acapulco before he got into the 'doubloon' business 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3794 What do they teach the kids in college these days? Just walk the plank, when you are asked to walk the plank, dash it! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3795 The kid can dive.... but he can't swim.....some things you learn late in life... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3796 Seems only fair to give 'im points on 'is execution. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3797 He doesn't seem threatened by it at all. What do we do now? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3798 Show off - I said walk the plank, not do a forward dive in the layout position! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3799 Fill in the plank. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3800 Who knew he'd be a future Olympian? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3801 . . . Nice execution all around, I guess? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3802 We're deducting points because of the circumstances. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3803 This isn't a diving board 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3804 Arrr! I been tellin' ye, Charles Swan just doesn't take his Piratin' seriously! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3805 Such a show off ! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3806 We'll call it 'spring the plank' matey ! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3807 Too bad he refused to share his gold medal with the crew! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3808 Aye, it's a great arch and toe point, but there's no scream at all...get the next guy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3809 always a triumph of style over substance 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3810 Walk the pl... Oh... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3811 He showed grace under pressure, but it didn't help him much. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3812 That's the last time I give an honest performance review. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3813 Aye, that be Seaman Swan 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3814 First Mate Swann sure knows how to dive 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3815 Next time you order them to walk the plank...a little less enthusiasm. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3816 He said it's the freestyle portion of his program. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3817 That gives me an idea... Diving we'll call it. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3818 If this doesn't win us the Pirate Games trophy, nothing will. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3819 If I wasn't a pirate, I give him a 9.9 out of 10. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3820 Aye lads, nice height and good symmetry, but aargh, can he nail a vertical the entry? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3821 I can't half see why it's argh rated. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3822 Hey, he did it! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3823 Looks like a 9.3 to me. What's your score? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3824 I give him a score of six argghhs. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3825 Argh! Next time we'll just keel-haul him. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3826 I told you Greg Louganis was a bad hire. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3827 What does he think this is Cirque du Soleil ? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3828 Cancel the carrier pigeon. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3829 No more blindfolds,, no more hands tied,,, no more feet tied,,,hope he has a beach tag ! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3830 His take off and elevation are above reproach. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3831 Pity. He was my favorite cabin boy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3832 I was born a pelican, not a pirate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3833 Arrr! I said, 'WALK!' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3834 It's time for me to retire. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3835 Why do they keep doing that? Losers! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3836 That's what I call walking the plank in style 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3837 We really need to fix the wi-fi... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3838 Did you explain that this isn't a cruise ship? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3839 Too bad, he looked so good in a puffy-shirt! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3840 No use pretending. Sharks eat swans too. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3841 Aarg I'd give em an 8.3 for the flying dutchmen 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3842 "He gets an arrrrrr pint five. Next! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3843 Aarrrggg, great form, but the Russian judge won't be satisfied. Maybe we can talk to the Ambassador like everybody else does. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3844 "See how much easier it is for everybody - if you just convince them that jumping will make America great again"... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3845 "That's not going to impress the Russian judge". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3846 He said his name was Louganis? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3847 Do you think that's how you become happy? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3848 My eye has seen better artistic impression. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3849 Shiver me timbers. His swan song's a swan dive. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3850 That Black Beard , always the showoff . Next time it's off with his head . 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3851 ''abandon ship.walk the plank !'' 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3852 Arrrrch, matey, arrrrch! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3853 Fake swan dive. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3854 My therapist will never believe this. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3855 'Twas a prank! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3856 Well, he's no Greg Louganis. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3857 Oh I will give it a score of 5 but a 10 for the degree of difficulty 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3858 Disney's newest attraction! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3859 9, 8.5, 9.5 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3860 Great! Let's call it "a diving board" instead of "the plank". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3861 Arghh matey, I believe the correct lyrics are "shut up and DRIVE" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3862 He was always going for the gold, matey. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3863 Arr! Extracurricular studies is really underminin' the traditional at sea execution aesthetic. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3864 Waltzing the Plank 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3865 He'll get lots of likes on Facebook but he'll never know it! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3866 Thar be the last o' our ham rations. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3867 A show-off to the end. But the sharks won't care. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3868 10. 10. 10. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3869 Swan dives are trending. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3870 Don't forget to call when you get to Canada. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3871 Who forgot the cement shoes? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3872 He's not going off the deep end. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3873 Great execution but I want to see his entry. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3874 Well that's the last we'll see of Quartermaster Phelps! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3875 "Too much 'yo ho ho and a bottle of rum' I think. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3876 Aargh! He'll walk the gangplank for diving without a lifeguard on duty! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3877 Blimey, you forgot to tell me his name is Mark Spitz 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3878 He did'nt realize we were killing him not trying out for the olympics 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3879 Well shiver me timber, last time I made a dive like that I lost me parrot and a wooden leg! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3880 We have a strict No Drama Students policy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3881 Faaarrrrr......point three 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3882 Blimey! I thought the dread pirate Lochte was just an urban legend. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3883 He used to be an Olympic Diving Champion 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3884 He could have been in the 1672 Olympics! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3885 Last one in is a rotten egg. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3886 It will be up to the East German judge. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3887 Jim Lad, come back! The Black Spot was supposed to go to Johnny Depp. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3888 You're on the team! Get Davey Jones a locker! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3889 Ladies and gentleman, there goes the best there ever was. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3890 Looking good, pirate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3891 That Mankoff fellow could be a real wise guy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3892 There goes "Gregleg" Lougie... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3893 What did he say? "When God hands you adversity, make diversity?" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3894 Thankfully sharks don't really care how nice your dive is. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3895 STYLE IS A 9 . DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY , I'D GIVE IT A 2 . 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3896 I want to fly away like a bird! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3897 Well matey you have to admit for someone walking the plank Petey's going out with a certain grace and panache. out with 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3898 That's good, but there no do-overs. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3899 Arg, lets see how fun ye think this is when the sharks come. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3900 Eh Columbus? He had the route to India. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3901 In retrospect, we probably should have used the sword. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3902 I told him the only way to learn how to swim was to jump in and well........he's doin' it! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3903 I told you he'd go for the gold booty. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3904 Catwalk the plank. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3905 Excellent idea to capture the ship with the cast of "O"! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3906 Wait for his water entry before we give a final score. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3907 And the day came when the risk to remain on a ship full of tyrants was more painful than the risk it took to leap into the sea with your ankles tied together. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3908 Wait, it IS Moonlight! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3909 Fake swan dive. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3910 9.5, 9.7, 9.6... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3911 ...and now from you, me matey, commence with a armstand, give us a one full somersault in the pike position, then rip your entry into Davy Jones Locker. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3912 Not sure he know what "fire in the hole" means? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3913 Sometimes I think he wanted to jump 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3914 Now we can start the Gorsuch hearings. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3915 Get back here! You agreed to PAY for that plank! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3916 Crud! That spoilsport ain't never seen no swan. A begrudging ten points for a nonswimmer. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3917 See? I told you cannons had more range. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3918 I'd give him an 8. His toes are pointed but he didn't tuck his chin. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3919 Blimey! The swan dance. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3920 Look at that arc! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3921 You said you would do a cannonball. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3922 He wants to make the cover of ' Today's Pirate ' magazine. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3923 Did he just say his pronoun is 'wheeeee'? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3924 When it comes to drowning, style means nothing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3925 I'd say an 8.5. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3926 Aargh! Show off! Smee, did you remember to chum the sharks? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3927 "We never said the amenities included an on-board pool". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3928 He's rotated too far back, big splash here. The judges aren't going to like that. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3929 That swabbie always had elan. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3930 Greg Louganis he isn't, but a 'participation award' could work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3931 A beautiful swan dive to conclude a magnanimous swan song. When he comes up, have him keel hauled. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3932 His swan song lacks a execution "A swan dive without execution is like a swan song without elocution! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3933 That's a perfect dive. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3934 That's not what I said! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3935 Too bad because of a previous engagement he won't be competing in the championships. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3936 He always emphasized the "OPTICS" of any situation. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3937 This place is a dive. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3938 I told him we're testing floating trampolines. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3939 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3940 Good old Cap'n Lightyear! Still falling with style. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3941 It's party of his theory: anything he believes is true. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3942 Aye, the first member of our scurvy crew to hold up a score-card gets keelhauled 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3943 Now that's finally, a ten. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3944 Jerk! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3945 He must be Russian. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3946 He's going to lose points on the degree of difficulty... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3947 I said "Give me the gold" not "Go for the gold." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3948 Try yelling 'Ahoy dude!' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3949 That's going to smudge his guyliner. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3950 What a shame YouTube hasn't been invented yet. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3951 Great form, but bad planning. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3952 Sorry, we're not here to judge you on your dive. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3953 He has fan clubs in Tortuga and Nassau. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3954 We should come up with something else for the dive team. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3955 Gives a new appreciation to the term swan dive. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3956 He'll win the doubloons for sure. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3957 The fool believed me when I told him sharks hate swan. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3958 he craves a high before the low 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3959 I knew he'd do the 2 1/2. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3960 Eight." "Seven y'arh." "Five at best. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3961 Now that Donald Trump is our President, anything is possible. "Look! I'm flying!" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3962 Better make it good Mate, yer not getting a second go. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3963 His height and form are good, but I'm waiting for the splash before I issue a score. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3964 History is a cruel mistress, lads. It's sad knowledge that I, Cap'n Augustus J. Springboard will never be credited for this. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3965 It's part of my gold acquisition diversification strategy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3966 Does he know that he cannot swim! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3967 I always knew he'd make just a little splash. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3968 Always was a showoff. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3969 Not much of a detarghrent. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3970 I give it an Arrrr-point-0. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3971 Ay, he did always say planking was good for the ore. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3972 Shanghai another athlete and you'll walk the plank! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3973 Why wasn't he on our diving team? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3974 Only Davy Jones would make an Olympic dive out of walking the Plank,... I give him a 9.8 ! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3975 With pleasure. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3976 Maybe he wasn't asleep in the crow's nest? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3977 Save it for the Olympics. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3978 Do you he's mocking us? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3979 Seven out of seven seas! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3980 Well, I swan! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3981 Donald is always jumping to conclusions. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3982 Well, the son's over the yardarm! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3983 I'm doing it my way! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3984 If this were the Olympics, he'd win on degree of difficulty alone. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3985 Pff!... Pan did it without a springboard! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3986 Siri rerouted him here; since theres a wall now. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3987 Dang plank ! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3988 That's what ye get fer grabbin' me booty! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3989 He needs to work on technique. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3990 We should have spared him for our diving team! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3991 Oh no. I meant to walk the clumsy one. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3992 He will lose points for the way he finishes. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3993 Take-off 6. Elevation 9. Execution 7! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3994 He thinks he's trying out for the Somali diving team. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3995 Aye, after the peg I started coaching the Barbary Coast dive team. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3996 No way in hell a bosun's mate can do stuff like that without being juiced. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3997 what event do you think Mr Fosbury should enter at the Olympics>? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3998 Did you read the Tweet? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3999 Definitely a 10. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4000 I think the Pirate Olympics will become a success! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4001 Let's see how you mock me once the sharks get your booty. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4002 Great form. But will it be enough to edge out competition from the Russian team? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4003 I used to be a diver like you, then I took cannon fodder to the knee 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4004 I'll give him a score of 10 if he doesn't get eaten! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4005 Arrrr!! I said an inwarrrrrrd dive off thee plank!! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4006 Let's stop sending out Democrats until after the mid-terms. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4007 Honey, it's not possible for me to nurse the baby. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4008 She said she is practicing for her audition on "Diving with the Stars." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4009 I warned you Tom Daley would make an awful pirate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4010 I'm positive that the conclusion will be negative. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
4011 I'm loving this bouncy new plank, me mateys. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4012 It's not cold, but I can see his nipples are hard. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4013 He starts off his descent with a standard breast fall, followed up no doubt with a double somersault, and ending with only the faintest of splash. Utter perfection. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4014 So graceful. I'm almost sorry he'll be eaten alive by sharks within five seconds. Almost. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4015 So that's why he didn't want a mask. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4016 And this is exactly why we stopped saying, ENJOY the plank! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4017 Make sure Spicer mentions that the statistical incidence of injury was extremely low 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4018 Arrrr, I say go belly up matey, not belly flop 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4019 Arrr, just break out th' rum will ye. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4020 'Tis true me first mate will win the booty medal at the Pirate Olympics this yar! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4021 Billy, I'm tinkin yer gonna need to add a twist. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4022 ”No more soaring off the board. Next time it’s a keelhaul. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4023 Deterrent my eye. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4024 Go out with a bang. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4025 He's good. But with a difficulty rating of only 1.2, I can't see him making the final. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4026 ARGH, 8 for style and but only 3 for difficulty. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4027 9.4... 9.7... and a 10! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4028 He begins with a forward dive that will twist into a triple somersault... Arrr. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4029 Not a high degree of difficulty! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4030 Mind the beach there, boy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4031 Am I doing it right? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4032 I treasure talent over treasure. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4033 'Twas a predestined death for Greg 'Shark Lunch' Louganis. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4034 Flawless execution by both parrrties. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4035 Oh well. Pirates don't have a team in the Olympics anyway. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4036 Maties, I give this convicted prisoner an overall 8! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4037 Jenkins has just redefined the perp walk. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4038 I'll bet 5 quid he misses the water...any takers? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4039 He could have waited until we docked 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4040 On land he'd have been impeached. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4041 I guess he didn't want to make it a big splash. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4042 "9.8 for form; 2.0 for stupidity". 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4043 I'll give that a 6.5 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4044 Not bad, but a little late. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4045 I resign. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4046 Ten coins says he splashes it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4047 Looks like that bucko's definitely found his sea legs captain! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4048 Aye, mateys. A fine swan dive, indeed. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4049 He would have been eligible for the Olympics in a century or so. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4050 Let the white house know we need a bigger diving board for the wall. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4051 Let's see if the bird can swim. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4052 I'm going to miss his You Tube channel. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4053 Never seen scurvy do that before. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4054 Fine, i'll leave but I'm doing it my way 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4055 Didn't he claim he couldn't swim? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4056 Arrr, there's no taking the wind out of his sails! 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
4057 Swan dive as a Sean's song - he was always a little too cute. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4058 I think we can all agree he classed up a hackneyed ritual. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4059 He says he wants a bigger share or he going to Vegas. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4060 I'll give his plank walk a 5 and my execution a 10. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4061 These millenials all think they're so clever. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4062 That sumbitch never could do anything normal. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4063 No frills flight -- real dive 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4064 'There goes another CEO." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4065 The inhibitory effect appears to be wearing off. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4066 So ends "post-modern" piracy ye Swab! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4067 That's from all his planking. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4068 Shiver me timbers - he REALLY IS Michael Phelps!!! 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
4069 He's such a show-off 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4070 Dammit Blackbeard! For the hundredth time, he IS the real Marquis de Swan. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4071 Arrrrghh, mates, he fricasseed my parrot, and for that he must die. But he was a fine thievin' murderer, and he always maintained a certain je ne sais quoi along with a joie de vivre like no other. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
4072 8, 10, 7 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
4073 He was the last trapeze performer for Barnum and Bailey 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4074 We call 'er the Board of Bellyflop! If the pain doesn't get you, the embarrassment will. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4075 A five for execution, but I can't fault him on style. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4076 I think Swan studied ballet. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4077 Still no five-star whale show. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4078 In my book, that's at least a 9.0! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4079 8 point 40 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4080 I knew bringing on Michael Phelps was a mistake 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4081 If you match that, boys, we've got this diving contest nailed! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4082 Jerry never liked to walk. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4083 The scurvy dog, international sanctions allow him to compete as an independent Olympian. That's the 'flying parrot'. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4084 "When it comes to going for the kill, he is not 'on board' with us". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4085 Cue the Russian judge 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4086 The Dread Pirate Louganis 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4087 Flipping the bird 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4088 And here's Theo "Coconut Crazy" Ramsay with the flying forward one-and-a-half somersaults, pike. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4089 Har Har, me hearties. 'Bout now 'e'll look down an' spot ole mister jaws! Har Har Har 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4090 That's going out with style! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4091 Shiver me timbers- he's really a cob now; no longer a cygnet! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4092 Apparently Phelps is looking forward to the water. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4093 I'm sold. Let's build the next ship out of engineered lumber 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4094 did we smell that bad? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4095 We would consider every day wasted in which we had not danced at least once. And we would consider every truth false that was not followed by at least one laugh. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4096 Give him a 9.0 for the extra effort. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4097 Pixie dust my stump. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4098 I should've told him that's how I lost my leg. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4099 Accentuate the Positive! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4100 No, that is not a 10.0 - his arms are in the wrong position! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4101 Can you believe it, he wanted us to take passengers to places like Alaska and Cabo San Lucas? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4102 So graceful. This must be how he seduced my wench. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4103 Kaepernick's gone. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4104 I was wondering how he got that nice booty. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4105 Nice takeoff but he always makes too big of a splash. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4106 A cannonball would have made more sense. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4107 Was he drug-tested? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4108 His approach is commanding, and his execution is crisp, so I give him an 8.4. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4109 Arrgh, I suppose he was done with all the scurvy and the raping 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4110 3..2..1.. Bounce!! Oops? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4111 And for his next trick, he will do a double gainer. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4112 So what if it's a 9.8? The sharks are 10s. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4113 I hope he remembered to put plugs in his Buccaneers 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4114 He was never much of a walker! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4115 Yar, that form be at least 7.5 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4116 Where do you recruit these guys from? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4117 Hey! That's not how you walk the plank!! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4118 He was just too darn high and mighty. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4119 Grace under pressure. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4120 Mikey, you're flawless now, aye? Why, when it's time to swab, do your limbs remind me of Spitzie the turtle, you pissant? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4121 8.0 with degree of difficulty of 1.0. Arrrggghhh. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4122 If he sticks the entry, I'll give him a 10! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4123 The charge is to walk the plank, not to perform a gymnastic stunt. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4124 Obviously, HE doesn't have scurvy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4125 I believe I can fly! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4126 Sorry captain but...I think that was Michael Phelps. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4127 Next time remind me to disembowel him first. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4128 I said to get a 2X10, not a 1X10. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4129 Look a perfect 10 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4130 He's really gotta clean up his form if he ever wants to make it back to regionals. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4131 Don't look like no swan to me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4132 Degree of Difficulty, 1.0. Great Style, though. 8.5. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4133 Nine and a half or ten, mateys? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4134 This upgraded plank is the best. Blimey, it's a brought a spring to my step. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4135 Get a new plank for the next prisoner, this one has too much spring to it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4136 Kübler-Ross never said anything about this. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4137 Arrghh -- now that's Jimbo givin' us a 10. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4138 He's trying out for Walk the Prank. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4139 Young Prufrock thinks the mermaids sing for him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4140 That's the third time this week... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4141 On your way back, can you stop at Safeway and get bread? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4142 He said he's phishing for a mermaid. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4143 Wait, my ex wife is still my beneficiary! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4144 Good riddance! His lousy entry at Rio was an embarrassment! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4145 He's really being a good sport about walking the plank. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4146 Come back! We want to have the same drug you're on! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4147 YOU JUMP I JUMP 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4148 When you want to die Majestically 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4149 Arrg, I prefer keel-haulin, no points for artistic interpretation. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4150 We were just kidding, captain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4151 I'll give him an eight and a half for style. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4152 Argh! The albatross dive has a much higher degree-of-difficulty. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4153 Too bad we don't have a camera! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4154 A dingo ate yo' baby! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4155 Arrrgggg...I told you he looked like Greg Louganis? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4156 Seven." "Nine." "Full fathom five. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4157 That's impressive! Do you think he could teach the rest of us?? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4158 That’s a nice enough dive, but someone needs to tell Peter that we are part of the Olympic sailing team. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4159 Yep, you're dying. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4160 He can't make me do yoga. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4161 He's one of the Lost Boys, but I think he just found himself. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4162 When you're on a pirate ship, but realize your girl is home alone. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4163 I knew they called him 'Silvertoes Jack' for a reason... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4164 Have your fun, but don't let the prisoners know this is a diving board. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4165 I could use a change. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4166 I've done some dastardly things in me life, but this contract work for the anti-doping agency is breaking even my cold heart. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4167 Repurposing the plank was a great idea. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4168 That's not that difficult! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4169 Looks like Davey Jones' Locker is about to become fabulous... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4170 He said, 'What the heck--might as well do it with style!' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4171 I told him not to go gentle. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4172 Well that certainly wasn't mashugana! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4173 Aye laddies! A pirate. No swan be he. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4174 Ehh I give his swan dive a 5 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4175 Queen Isabella will be furious when she finds out that Christopher has been out here fooling around!! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4176 He was never one to turn down a dare. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4177 He has to be a show off. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4178 That's gonna be one very smooth entry. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4179 So, he took "find your sea legs" literally then? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4180 In Russia, you don't walk plank. Plank walks you! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4181 I could understand reciting the Lord's Prayer, but not singing "Fly Robin Fly". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4182 This happened on the Bounty, too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4183 Reruns of Gilligan’s Island? Not anymore! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4184 Aargh, at least he's not wearing speedos 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4185 Get back here with my parrot! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4186 I think it's a '9' 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4187 It's the swamp........smile gone in 3...2... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4188 Was he tested? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4189 I give it 5.0 for degree of difficulty and 6.0 for execution. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4190 this is ???????????????????? go?? sHit?? thats ? some good????shit right????th ?? ere?????? right?there ??if i do??a? so?my self ?? i say so ?? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ????? ?????) mMMMM???? ???? ?? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4191 score 4.5 degree of difficulty 2.0 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4192 Now we don't have to take any more swimming lessons. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4193 Heads, I win. Tails, you lose. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4194 Aye, Swanning the plank does invoke the proper fear. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4195 Last thing he said to me was, 'I will not serve in that Cabinet!" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4196 Arr, I give it a 7.5. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4197 He really was a show off... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4198 So that's how his piracy ends, with a swan song dive. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4199 I've seen better cannonballs. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4200 Aye, a pirates life was not for him; but his swan dive is magnificent! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4201 If he swims as good as he dives he just might realize his Olympic dream after all. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4202 9.6 for style. 3.2 for Degree of Difficulty. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4203 I just hope our liability insurance is current! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4204 He said, "Wanna see my swan dive?" but I heard "Is this really my swan song?" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4205 It's called a swan dive! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4206 It's a pirate's flight for me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4207 I'll give him a 6.2 because his landing is going to suck. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4208 He doesn't respect the president any more than he does ICE. That dive he calls El Wall Beater 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4209 It's Captain Jack Sparrow. He wanted the movie rights. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4210 He's neverunders He's never understood the differences between platform and springboard diving. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4211 Arrgh! Who said anything about a swan song with walking the plank! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4212 Avast ye cheatin' scurvy dog . Ye won't be finding any norandrosterone in Davy Jones' locker. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4213 The polls never predicted this! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4214 Really it won't hurt, now do it! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4215 He's going to dive right off of this cartoon! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4216 Sorry .How was I to know his name was Jahosephat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4217 Scores are 7.2; 7.6; 8.1 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4218 He never understood yoga planking either! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4219 Pike position might have been scored higher.... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4220 Bon Voyage, Cousteau! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4221 We may have screwed up! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4222 He really owned that one 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4223 This showboating is getting out of hand 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4224 Arrrr, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4225 Where did his synchronized diving partner go?" "The Shark. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4226 John is just a little too enthusiastic don't you think? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4227 argh! look at that booty 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4228 Ex Circus Act 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4229 Well, shiver me timbers mates. He be lookin' mighty fine. I just hope he passes the rum test! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4230 Now that's what I call a cynical dive. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4231 That's not flying that's falling with style. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4232 Blimey, under his frog there was a swan. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4233 Arggh, that's a pretty swan dive. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4234 Is it A Bird?? Is it A Plane?? Nope its just naked guy CLOSE YOUR EYES 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4235 Arrrr... excellent form. 'E'd get a perfect 10 if 'e hadn't just walked the plank! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4236 Good tuck. Get ready to pike. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4237 I don't want to grow up. To much fake news out there. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4238 Argh! He's sure to win us the gold in Tokyo! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4239 Well, he already had high insurance. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4240 Would you look at that hang-time~! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4241 he used to be succesfull on wall street 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4242 I deduct two points for flamboyance. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4243 WHAT!! WHATTT!! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4244 As captain, he saw to it that every execution was enacted with flourish. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4245 He was captain of the 3-meter plank team. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4246 Polly's been mentoring him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4247 If you have a ton of gold you can just grab them by the booty 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4248 Danged show off. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4249 "What? What's a swan song"? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4250 It is most gratifying to see him finally have an opportunity to express himself. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4251 He had his faults, sure, but he was a hell of a diver. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4252 He hated our food! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4253 Methinks a cannonball would've been a more piratical flourish. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4254 No Cap'n,I said he was our last wheel man. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4255 I see Mister Smythe is off to Davy Jones' Locker Room again. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4256 Arrgh! He best not swim like a swan. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4257 Lord Wallington is such a damn show-off! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4258 If you could dive like that, your future would be assured. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4259 I should have asked who his health insurer is. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4260 He tells me our line of work is easier online, and no scurvy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4261 Arrgh. Walking the plank wasn't always such a joy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4262 That's the last we'll have to hear about the Arrrlympics. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4263 Sigh. Crossfit has forever changed the plank. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4264 Aargh, leave it to Jack... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4265 Next time water boarding. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4266 Crikey. Those mandatory elocution lessons are starting tomorrow. You said, "Go on die" too fast again. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4267 look mom no hands 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4268 He wants to pursue his dream of being an Olympic diver. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4269 He thinks it's a diving contest. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4270 Argh!! I said it's 'Leap Year' not 'Leap dear!' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4271 what's a rodeo 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4272 He's saving us a fortune on retirement costs. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4273 He's finally ready for Tokyo 2024 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4274 I think he mistakenly heard "Planck." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4275 Blimey. He dived straight into Davy Jones' locker. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4276 It looks like it's going to be a perfect 10 ! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4277 When Brad the trainer showed up in his pirate costume, cruise passengers seemed disturbed by his demands to "rock the plank." 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4278 We're gonna have to rename The Black Death after this display. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4279 Religion, am I right? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4280 Did he clear his breakfast dishes? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4281 What a great aaaarrrrgggghhhh-c! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4282 Somebody should tell him that the Olympic tryouts are over. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4283 There's to be no word spoken if this in the log books of the good ship, 'Diving Swan'. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4284 Brilliant form for a swan dive.... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4285 That Smee is always the flamboyant one. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4286 You do understand there is a punishment for violating the spirit of plank-walking? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4287 Acrobatic rigger. Sorry he taught my late parrot, 'Captain eats dingle-berries.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4288 Foolish showoff! He didn't even check the depth or for submerged rocks first. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4289 What a beautiful touch - a swan dive for your swan song! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4290 Don't you have a song to go along with that swan dive? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4291 'Now forward somersault, rip entry.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4292 He has been practicing his dives for years. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4293 If he got much higher, he'd be starkist, but at least he's not chicken of the sea. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4294 Show off. Aargh! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4295 Sure, nice form, but can he rip the entry? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4296 Fit him for a life preserver. He's the best coach I've ever seen! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4297 Was this guy the recent winner of Shark Tank? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4298 Plunging with pride. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4299 I am not afraid!!! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4300 He can do the Michael Phelps arm flap, but I bet he can't swim like him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4301 Peter, come back! I'm just having a bad day. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4302 Too much performance enhancing grog. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4303 Doesn't matter. The East German judge will still give him a 4. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4304 Aargh, catch a thermal matey! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4305 aargh, not as technically difficult as the final dive of Captain Smith. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4306 He thinks he's a swan. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4307 Oh well. He had the last har har. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4308 Look at me! I'm an albatross! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4309 He thinks it is the tryout for the Olympics. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4310 Arrrh, mateys, in like a pirate, out like a dove. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4311 Excellent run-up and take-off. That's incredible, loot at his elevation! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4312 Capt Louganis Sir...we are the laughing stock of the pirate community! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4313 8.2! If he survives he'll be in the running for the gold dubloon! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4314 I think we're ready for Vegas,let's go to the lower deck and I show you our new stripper pole. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4315 Good form. I vote 9.5. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4316 Was it me or did Mr. Flynn seemed to be relieved to be leaving us? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4317 Curse the Olympics. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4318 I told him walk, not waft! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4319 Maybe that was Johnny Depp 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4320 I give him a zero 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4321 If it wasn't for that miserable expression, I'd have given it ten. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4322 Phelps always was a show-off. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4323 All this time--I knew his peg leg was fake! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4324 Damn my eyes, mateys, but it looks like a Forward Dive Pike 101B. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4325 10 points for artistic excellence. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4326 That's the last time I'll grab a high diver from that bar. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4327 He always was a showboate 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4328 Let's hope the next mutineer has a little more flash. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4329 He's having too much fun. This is bad PR. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4330 asdasd 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4331 He gets it from his mother. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4332 That's not according to the book. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4333 Arrgh! Yet another "pretty-boy" pirate off to Davy Jones' locker. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4334 Aaargh! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4335 Eight and a half ... no, Nine! . . . no, no, no, Ten! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4336 Sean's "man bites shark" thing never gets old. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4337 So far I'd give him an 8.5 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4338 If he had stopped horsing-around, I would have kept him in the crew. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4339 World's first blind entry dive. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4340 ...and now into pike. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4341 A clear violation. No 10 for the blaggard. He was supposed to walk the plank, not dive it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4342 Argh, a blind-bombshell if ever I . . . say, what's that ticking noise!? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4343 Your not captain anymore, and what's this crap about a golden parachute? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4344 Hurry, mate, restore the travel ban! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4345 Arg, if that isn't the best swan dive me seen in years. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4346 I think I would have just answered the question... we all know he pisses in the wind... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4347 He honestly believes that salt water won't ruin those linen pants. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4348 I'm gonna need more rum. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4349 Smitty always said stolen rum was the most uplifting 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4350 Heads or tails? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4351 Keelhauling would've been my choice! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4352 Tread lightly, the plank's a tad rotted. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4353 Now there's a guy who's going out with a splash. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4354 I told you we should've just keel-hauled him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4355 Arrrgh! I thought I told ye to hoist 'im from the yardarm. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4356 Argh! That one's from the Galapagos. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4357 Now, which one of ye want's to be in charge of the Spring Cotillion? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4358 That's not the way it's supposed to happen! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4359 Aye, deduct a point for no Speedo's 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4360 He walks the plank just like a swan! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4361 Ever since we started using a non gender specific plank, they no longer walk it! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4362 That's not the kind of booty we want on this ship. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4363 I saw a cartoon like this in Playboy magazine several years ago, what a rip-off! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4364 Yo Ho Ho...He sure shivered those timbers! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4365 So the Chinese really are the best at the 3-meter springboard. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4366 And yet another perfect dive even while blindfolded 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4367 I'd give his death an 8.5. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4368 Arrrrrrrch! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4369 Wait a minute you scurvy dog! I changed my mind and want you on my Olympic diving team. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4370 Jack hasn't figured out the concept yet. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4371 What do you think he knows that we don't? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4372 I told you it was captain Phelps......not Phillip 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4373 He won't win a medal with that degree of difficulty. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4374 What a way to go.. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4375 There is a penalty for flaunting your captain's authority. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4376 I'd give him at least a 9.5. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4377 I said, 'Swab' not 'Swan'! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4378 A passable grand jete but my arabesque remains unbeatable. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4379 You know there is a reason why "walking the plank" is so horrible and you're ruing it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4380 Arrgh, piracy is no springboard for the Olympics. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4381 i told you not to tweet while he's walking the plank! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4382 Shiver me timbers! Another scallywag is far too happy to be walking the plank of The Golden Drumpf. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4383 He requested recreational plank walking... 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4384 This is shark infested water. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4385 Argh, thats an 8.8 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4386 He's a stunt double for the Putin Calendar. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4387 Arrrrr, that hurt that he called me Trump just now. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4388 How many times is this we've tried to get rid of this show-off? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4389 Well wet my whistle, that's at least a 9. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4390 Had to. My brother is better at everything, and he wanted my job. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4391 He's one of those famous cliff divers in Acapulco. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4392 Argh, we lost some great booty! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4393 Arrr, see if you can top that dive, Matey! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4394 I give him a 7 for artistry and a solid 10 for difficulty. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4395 Jenkins is always trying to improve on the traditional walk-the-plank move. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4396 Let's save him for the Olympics -- oh, wait, Pirates is not a country! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4397 Arr, looks like Davy Jones Locker is going to have a fine diving team this season. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4398 I giv 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4399 I didn't know that he is an Olympic diver and swimmer and will return with his own ship and do us in!!! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4400 Showoff! You only get an 8.75! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4401 Hector always did make great use of our company swimming pool. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4402 Danny-boy you darn fool, this is not the Olympics! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4403 Showin' off won't save yer scurvy hide. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4404 Throw your knife at his gut. You have an excellent opening! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4405 Once a ham, always a ham 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4406 Very impressive!....Now get back here! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4407 Much less impressive without the Orca breaching. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4408 PIRATE OLYMPICS: Graceful, high jump, perfect form... I give him a 10! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4409 Thar's that arrrrrrrch! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4410 Head foremost! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4411 You just had to show off, didn't you 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4412 Watch, he'll do a flip be4 the hit ! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4413 Arg! I knew he was after my gold...in the three meter springboard! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4414 This isn't quite what I had in mind, lads, when I said we needed to start hiring more ambitious crewmen 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4415 Ahargh! No style points given in Dave's Jones locker, landlubber. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4416 That Ryan Lochte will blame us for pushing him. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4417 It was definitely a 9 with a degree of difficulty of 7.5. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4418 Arr, I 'ope he makes it, but me gut says he was lost in translation. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4419 Rrrrr! That bilge rat is missing the point! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4420 That's the last time we use the SpringPlank... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4421 I thought you told me he wanted to walk the plank. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4422 Blast your eyes Dr. Norman Vincent Peale and your power of positive thinking! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4423 Arrrgh.... he be a showman to the end! Now where be Cap'n Depp's 'orrible little dogs? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4424 Can't help himself....showing off and stylish even when told to walk the plank! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4425 I gotta quit monologuing. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4426 Something about some Captain Nemo. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4427 Errol, tuck that tummy and get those hands together! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4428 He got planked. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4429 Lazy scallywag. That dive has a low degree of difficulty. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4430 I never liked a suck-up. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4431 Damn. That loser goes out a full gainer. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4432 um, fyi, we're in the desert! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4433 Now that's what I call an arc! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4434 This new system of vetting for food tasters with courage isn't working out very well. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4435 That just proves there's no future in being one of the pirates of the Caribbean. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4436 There's a news guy in Plank Walking. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4437 blabla 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4438 Mr. Christian was always a little bit of a showoff. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4439 Wheee! Oh no, I mean, Aieee! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4440 He said a Cannonball was too on the nose. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4441 The water may be too cold. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4442 Off to Davy Jones' locker room with ye! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4443 An applause addict to the last! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4444 Thirty doubloons says he loses points for showboating. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4445 Arrrgh! Not the Triple Lindy! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4446 Mateys, ye can't place him until ye first eliminate his highest and lowest scores. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4447 A deep sea diver, eh...we'll see about that. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4448 At best I'd give him an 86 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4449 That's him right to the end. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4450 Where is lavagirl though? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4451 He reportedly earned gold in the "Buccaneer All Star Games". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4452 Thar's still sharks out there. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4453 He's not such an Ugly Duckling. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4454 Yo Ho, Yo Ho The pirates life for me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4455 Aye, impressive but let's see how well he does the crocodile synchronized swim before we award him the gold. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4456 Arrgh! Style points and twenty doubloons'll get 'im a mug 'a grog in Davy Jones Locker. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4457 I'm thinking "Dread Pirate Louganis" might be gay! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4458 His approach was pathetic, but I'll give him an 8.5 for take off and elevation. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4459 Went soon gonna miss the loon. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4460 A definite 9.0! No - 9.5!! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4461 Jenkins was always a horse's ass. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4462 Argh mateys, he should be in the Olympics! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4463 "Why is your stupid "good News announcement blocking the cartoon and incapable of being removed? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4464 Donald's obsession for messaging started when he was 12. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4465 7.6. He just didn't stick the landing 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4466 Damn those fiscal cliff fantasies. Aargh. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4467 We didn't expect him to have fun! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4468 'He doesn't trust this newfangled self-driving ship technology' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4469 He was wiretapping our ship, I think he is a it odd mates 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4470 No, I'd say it's a half-pike. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4471 Remind me not to use the plank for histrionic captives. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4472 "Perhaps he was wondering why you would stab a man, before throwing him off the ship," said Bane. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4473 There. Do that and we'll fish you back out. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4474 He will save the almost-extinct sharks. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4475 Fly? Swan? SWANNEE RIVER!! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4476 A perfect no pain no gainer! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4477 Ya Know...when I was his age I used to feel like that. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4478 Acrobat aweigh mateys. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4479 See? The economy is soaring! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4480 Hope he doesn't belly-flop... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4481 Now that's jumping to conclusions. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4482 Hanky-planky! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4483 Ye'll meet the rope's end for that,me bucko! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4484 He's on administrative leave. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4485 He never was one to make a splash. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4486 Well, he did get much more bounce out of that plank than I ever expected -- too bad, I guess. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4487 Let's see Johnny Depp do that!" Or "I thought he couldn't swim! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4488 He's a perfect 10 on the Price-Water House Oscar accountancy performance scale 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4489 The will earn him a "9" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4490 I'm adding a smile to conquer your division! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4491 Judges say he is going to need at least an 8.5 if they plan on out placing team Somalia. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4492 Don't he know there be no more safety net? Or be it the rum? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4493 "7", "9", "6". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4494 Adrenaline junkies. You're all adrenaline junkies. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4495 All I said was,' Prepare to dock!' 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4496 Who the heck is Mabel? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4497 He flies through the air with the greatest of ease. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4498 Our consultant is still working on the name for this. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4499 Always in search of new punishments for treason, Captain Scruffington implements the yellow-belly flop. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4500 Wait, I thought he was supposed to give *us* gold…! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4501 Excellent form - look at the height he's achieved! Sid always has been an overachiever - when he sets his mind to it there's no stopping him. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4502 "I give that a perfect 10"! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4503 If you ask me, I think his inward 1 1/2 somersault tuck is a more impressive dive. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4504 Damn, I wish he would have pulled that off in Rio last year. We've been banned from Tokoyo! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4505 Artistic license 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4506 Oh sure, NOW he has something to provide. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4507 Had to see fer meself, couldn't believe me Buccaneers. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4508 Shiver me timbers! Captain Phelps is goin' for the gold! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4509 Greg Louganis get back on the boat! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4510 Aargh...this one must think he's at the YMCA! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4511 I told you he was Peter Pan....and there he goes 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4512 What a twat. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4513 Arrrgh. So that's how he got that body - planks! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4514 Keep an eye on him matey, I don't like the looks of this. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4515 He's half merman 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4516 I guess that's what they call the ultimate "F.U." -- the flip up. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4517 it doesn't matter he's still headed in the same direction 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4518 I'm dying. You should solve your problems. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4519 He'll do better on Sparrow's crew. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4520 Flying the plank is our new punishment. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4521 Ahoy- Spring is here! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4522 "He saw the sign on the restroom door and knew immediately that he was meant to be a gull. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4523 He dove off the plank. I told you he was tired of hearing about Trump, we've got to talk about something else. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4524 Aye now that's form. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4525 He's stealing my joy. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4526 We should have left him in Acapulco. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4527 ARRRR, me thinks ye's just showin' off. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4528 OK! Come Back - I'll be your Agent... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4529 He failed at cannonball. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4530 I´ll either compose a ballet or rename my bar down on the waterfront. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4531 Ooh, gross. I can't do that. Next bloke to look good walks, not dives, the plank. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4532 That should keep him out ... for 90 days anyway. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4533 Write if you get work 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4534 You know, I can't help thinking these Russian pirates are having something out in their grog... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4535 Maybe he never liked being master of the head? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4536 ARRRRG!!!!! We forgot Timothy can swim! Curse YOU, you daredevil! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4537 One to jump off the deep end, are ye, mate? Well, then, get yer feet wet! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4538 Too fancy to do the cannonball, huh? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4539 Poor fool still thinks he's in the Pillage People. Arr. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4540 Arrrrguably the best jump I have ever seen, that's how you walk the plank in style 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4541 Well, I swan! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4542 They don't call him Captain Kidd for nothing. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4543 On the flip side, it's the right way to go. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4544 Shiver me timbers, that's a 10 out of 10 on the dismount there! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4545 Mates, we've captured ye gold medal! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4546 He's taking the wind out of our sails! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4547 Aquaman's such a showoff. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4548 I said "Walk the Plank" Not "Dive the Plank"... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4549 Who knew it was so complicated? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4550 Tell Captain Trump, it happened again. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4551 Dammit, this wouldn't happen in a Michael Curtis picture. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4552 He's on his way to win Survivor-of-the-Year at the annual Lemming Leap in Trondheim. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4553 'Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like thee...' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4554 Noah's Arc must mean something. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4555 He said he heard "planking" is good for building abs. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4556 They told me the market was supposed to dive if Trump becomes the president, not flying. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4557 I hope he can swim, too! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4558 I never knew he had such a beautiful voice! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4559 Arr, Cap'n, Somalia's Olympic diving team. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4560 Shimmy me timber! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4561 So much for the tolerant left. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4562 Something told me were too close to shore for this to work. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4563 I give him a 9.5! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4564 Perfect approach and flight! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4565 Aarrh! Just look at that! I've never seen such grace in all my life! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4566 shit i'm just now realizing that this dude owns 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4567 Flies by the seat of his pants. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4568 Soar like a sparrow, sink like a scab-bird. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4569 I told him Trump won, Trump won, but he would not listen. He said he would happily kill himself rather than have that rotting bag of flesh Hillary as President. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4570 He gave us the old Shanghai dive. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4571 "To dive or not to dive" that was the question! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4572 I would give it a 9.0 for its technical difficulty, but only a 5.0 for its originality. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4573 Is that a microaggression on pirate culture? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4574 How many apples did you use exactly? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4575 His Swan is nice but he ain't no Gregory Louganis. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4576 What did you expect when you tell an olympic diving champ to walk the plank? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4577 He always wanted to be a swan 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4578 I'll bet that's why they tie their hands! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4579 Arrr, that'd be a 7.5 at best. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4580 I wouldn't give him more than a 7.5 even if his entry is flawless. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4581 Objects in your spyglass may be farther than they appear. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4582 Fuck scurvy! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4583 6.5, 8.0, 7.5. if he survives the sharks, he'll edge out the favorite for silver. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4584 Hey! I only said "we need to rip up this deck!" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4585 this, tho. this AF. I'm crine, fam. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4586 The crew's watching too much ESPN! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4587 Well... Your right... He did book a first class cabin... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4588 Ryan Lochte on the way to Rio 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4589 Where's Polly? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4590 Not what we meant by going belly up 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4591 He should have won gold at the Olympics... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4592 Sometimes it's the reverse. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4593 Diver Me Timbers 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4594 So you don't have a peg leg and a hook. Good for you. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4595 He looks like a swan. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4596 He always enjoyed being center stage. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4597 Red Belly always hated cannonballs. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4598 Finally! A chance to demonstrate that my diving practice from high school has paid off in the long run! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4599 Captain, it might be time to talk about improving our fringe benefits. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4600 Soon to be a human full of water 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4601 A nice belly tap projection 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4602 Work like a captain, play like a pirate 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4603 Cheerfulness annoys me, and I won't allow it on my ship. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4604 Shudda putta line on'em, fly fishin's funnnn! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4605 Well, shiver me timbers! That's the last time I be challengin' Corky Plankdancer to a belly flop contest. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4606 I think we took this hypnosis thing a little too far. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4607 Black beards favorite past time was to judge the execution of each diver. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4608 He knows Goldie Hawn is married, right? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4609 Bye, Felicia. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4610 Careful there, not to hurt yourself! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4611 He came from the "abordage or perish" school 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4612 You got aargh, matey. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4613 Shiver me timbers if he nails this entry. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4614 Yarblockos! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4615 Throw him the shampoo. I'll go next. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4616 Arrr, ye scurvy dog. They be none o' that in the Pirate Code!! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4617 A "ten" - a deep ten, but a ten, nonetheless. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4618 Diving score? I'd say at least a 6. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4619 Harrison, too Late!! The "movie set sea" was not available!! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4620 The damn fool thought I'd said this was to be his swan dive. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4621 He always talked about training for the Olympics. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4622 I asked for a crew that were diverse.... darn predictive text ! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4623 It's a gold medal dive from the Somali team 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4624 I overheard them say we're growing up too fast these days. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4625 Front dive open position, 8.0 points, degree of difficulty 1.7, 13.6 points total.... NEXT. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4626 Oh yeah, Dad? At least I can see the cage I'm in. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4627 i said capture Greg Loukanis! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4628 Walk the plank into Provincetown Harbor, you scallywag! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4629 See y'all later 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4630 We're going to have to be more specific than, "Exit this way." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4631 If THIS doesn't revive the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise, I don't know What will. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4632 A swan dive? Really! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4633 It's his Swan Song dive. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4634 All steroids, no gold. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4635 I'd say 9.2" "No no, 9.8, you idiot. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4636 That'll be a happy shark party. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4637 We'll still have rum and the lash 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4638 Too many Esther Williams movies. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4639 Aaaaaargh!... another Johnny Depp wannabe. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4640 look what i can do capt! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4641 Escaping from the pirate, Randy scores a "10" for his graceful high dive off the plank to join the plankton in the sea. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4642 He was a good chef. Too bad he clogged the toilet. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4643 You have to admire his equanimity. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4644 He said he could also do a triple flip with a one and a half twist. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4645 I said "jibe not dive" ya knucklehead! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4646 Nice dive, but I believe he's confused it with the song. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4647 That crow hop merited a keel hauling. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4648 !0 for originality. 9 for style. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4649 2.2 for difficulty. 6.5 for style. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4650 The last straw wich breaks the camel's back 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4651 Paul would not be deterred by the realness of the Pirates of The Caribbean themed park. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4652 One more great dive like that, and he qualifies for the next Olympics. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4653 with a degree of difficulty of 8.5, please welcome to the plank.... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4654 What a magnificent swan dive. Fly bird Fly. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4655 I'll give him a 9.1 for this third dive. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4656 He ate too much fortified plankton. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4657 That's two 7s and an 8 for his last dive. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4658 I told you I could fly with a blindfold on. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4659 The flip before the kerflop! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4660 HE'S AN OLD SOUL. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4661 Bye dummies, I'm going for a swim 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4662 watch out for Buster, he took my arm. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4663 I still say I like th' flyin' squirrell the best 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4664 Not bad, but I bet he doesn't rip the entry. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4665 Aaar, the dread pirate Louganis be a hearty foe! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4666 Does this mean I don't have to dive for my sins? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4667 That makes my back hurt just looking at him. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4668 Bad takeoff, 9 out of 10. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4669 He won't be so "glass-half-full" in a moment! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4670 When I first laid eyes on that scoundrel he reminded me of a young Greg Louganis. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4671 After we pillaged the monks Pete realized he loved the sea more than the booty. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4672 So ends the mutiny of Calico Jack...Knife. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4673 He never moved like that in bed. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4674 Aye, a fine looking swan but without a tiny splash, the whole thing is crap. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4675 I'll take my chances. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4676 Swan-dive ye straight to Davy Jone's locker! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4677 Aaaahoy! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4678 I knew it... Pirate assisted suicide. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4679 I say spinach is for creeps and I stand by it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4680 I'll be driving before you know it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4681 Beautiful. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4682 What a way to go out ---- A PERFECT SWAN DIVE --- poor devil. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4683 please do not make me walk the plank, let me dive! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4684 If this was an Olympics event, I'd give him a perfect 10 for that dive. Too bad it's his last ever dive! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4685 Look at that scurvy scallywag's arrrrc. 'Tis beautiful, but takes all the mad keehaulin' fun out of it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4686 Arrrrr, it was bad enough he repeated everything we said but now you know why my shoulder is killing me. He thinks he's a Parrot. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4687 Arrr that be a mighty swan song indeed. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4688 These Peter Pan impersonators are getting out of hand. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4689 [What really happened to Ryan Lochte in Rio] 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4690 Timber ye limbs! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4691 His last and only, but I'll give him a score of '10' on that one. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4692 Jumping the plank. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4693 His jurisdiction includes "other waters!" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4694 once a shw-off, always a show-off 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4695 Show off. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4696 AAARRRGGGHHH! You ain't an angel yet! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4697 Arrr, that's what he meant by gettin' us pieces of eight. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4698 Didn't like the chow... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4699 He's jumping ship from the American team to dive under the pirate flag at the next Olympics. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4700 I guess he didn't steal that 1st place gold medallion from the ghost of my great-great-grandfather. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4701 We could reward him for creativity? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4702 Beware! He is a boomerang. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4703 Aw, come on. The food isn't that bad. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4704 If I knew his skill before I might have used him for the next ship battle 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4705 The Netwarrrks pay no heed to swordplay any longer. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4706 Does he realize you don't get any style points for swan diving off the plank? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4707 I'm thinking a two and a half gainer in the pike position. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4708 Not bad me hearties, but if he can't pillage and plunder, he's a land-lubbing scallywag in me book! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4709 They seem happier knowing we have paid family leave after a good plundering. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4710 Oi'd 'Av expected nuthin less from a so called Life Coach ... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4711 So do it your way. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4712 I predict a 12 inch splash. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4713 I'm not sure this new delivery system for the Navy Seals is going to work. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4714 If the sharks don't get him, have him tested for P.E.D.s. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4715 You gotta admire his form. Aargh. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4716 We should start a points system that no-one understands then we can judge the rest 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4717 If you don't like it, you can lump it. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4718 He was supposed to do a forward somersault with a twist in pike position. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4719 He was way in over his head. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4720 Arrrgh. I much prefer the winter games. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4721 Impressive, but I was hoping for a pike. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4722 Exhibitionist! If he survives make him walk the plank again! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4723 Mister Houston, you DID share with de Wolfe that it was frozen? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4724 America, schmerica .....let's see where he lands now! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4725 That's his third time; tell him no more. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4726 He's such a show-off ever since the Summer Olympics. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4727 He may have been mutinous Cap'n, but you gotta admit, that Sea Dog makes our job look easy. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4728 He might have shot the cannon in the opposite direction, but at least he's going out with a bang. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4729 You know Cap'n, without him we can't have his booty. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4730 The beginning of springboard competition. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4731 Diving can be a life changing experience,literally 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4732 He's got better form than our Parrott. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4733 Mon Miel, "A Perefct 10" 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4734 Maybe someday, an Olympic-class diving butt-pirate will bring back the gold. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4735 THAT 'S NOT FAIR ! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4736 I guess he wasn't lying about having been Conrad in Le Corsaire. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4737 Real justice means a belly flop. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4738 For a 100 Million Doubloon contract, we should have gotten a better Air Force 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4739 It's Greg Louginas! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4740 Harpooners! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4741 He's a high-flyer. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4742 Damn, he really can fly. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4743 Olympics? Avast, no! His ship has sailed. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4744 MYOB, Dick! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4745 Well, at least he's going out at his personal best. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4746 Frank's plank stank! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4747 at best it*s an 8.5. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4748 July 29th, 1856 - Sailor Henry Charles is the first ever condemned man to be awarded style points during his execution; actually so many, that his life was subsequently spared. He was later credited with the creation of the "Swan Dive." 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4749 I've had it with that flyin' rumdum. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4750 Yeah, right--don't throw away your shot. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4751 So that's why he was whistling the theme song from the Olympics. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4752 When you forget to do your homework, you be like.. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4753 You wouldn't pirate a Tarzan. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4754 Teach him to swan around my ship! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4755 Our gold investment just reached free fall. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4756 He beseeches death. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4757 a pirate's last ironic act as cannonball manager. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4758 What a song that swan is singin' Ho! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4759 The Graduate. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4760 I really was hoping for a backward flip. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4761 The battery life is amazing! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4762 They love the swan dives, don't they? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4763 Next time we don't buy a plank from the Pirates Sport Store. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4764 Landlubber don't know plank from diving board! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4765 Before Jack Sparrow became Captain. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4766 We should have gotten the platform. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4767 Truth or Dare 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4768 He WAS the Disney guy 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4769 Uh Captain, I think we should have chosen harsher punishment than walk-the-plank. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4770 Woe be upon him who didn't meet medal expectations. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4771 Sink me. I'd bestow it a 9.5. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4772 He's got great form, but can he complete a full triple axel? Oh wait, that's figure skating... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4773 I just need a 9.2 to qualify for the final heat. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4774 Stop to consider: no splash, no fun! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4775 10-7-10? Whaddaya given him 10's fer? Too androgynous! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4776 Well he was an Olympian before he joined my crew! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4777 Look at that! Like a republican without Obamacare. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4778 Who said I could not do a belly flop? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4779 you can see why he took bronze in the pole vault 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4780 Nice swan dive, Obamacare. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4781 He's the dumbest guy I've ever seen 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4782 Who did forget to tie him up..? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4783 Great dive but he forgot his bait and hook 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4784 Aargh! This isn't an Olympic year is it? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4785 I bet I could do it better. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4786 2 degree of difficulty 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4787 This way we get the gold medal AND the bragging rights. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4788 He said that he would have preferred if the plank was covered with a red carpet. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4789 I sang, "Jump, jive and wail," not "Jump, dive, a whale." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4790 What h-Ayyye-t! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4791 Somehow I don't think he's king of the world. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4792 Arghhh. This is the last time we take the cast of O as prisoners. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4793 Nice form! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4794 That is one awesome swan sing! I didn't even know he could swim! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4795 Walk the plank be damned! The devil did a death dive instead! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4796 He said something about swans signing and diving... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4797 “I’m trying to practice my moose, mermaid style.” Clearly, he is an ESL student. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4798 I don't think the Speedo thing was a headband. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4799 He was claiming our best booty for himself! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4800 Again I asked 'em fer a cannonball 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4801 That Bloke Steve Winwood- wrote "Arc Of The Diver"... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4802 All I said was "Here comes the cold metal!" 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4803 Avast! His form is surprisingly good, matey. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4804 as he jumps from the plank to a perfect free for all dive 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4805 No, no, no! I said, 'Lock the bank!' 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4806 He said something about singing and diving... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4807 Get me a ring buoy and the number for FINA. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4808 Just want to ask what for dinner? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4809 One, two, three, look at me!! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4810 It's a beautiful thing! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4811 Any last WORDS! You said "statement". 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4812 If that has gluten, this is the beginning of the end. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4813 That is definitely a "10." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4814 I told you he never got with the program. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4815 Swanne how love you how I love my dear old Swanne. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4816 Ugly Duck is simply performing his swan song. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4817 I award him 8.3 for his final dive. It's a bit showy." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4818 Well, shiver me timbers! So's I give that scurvy dog's 'swan song' a 9.5 - however, admittedly, that's a dreadfully low level of difficulty. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4819 I think we better put some limitations in that 'Walking the Plank' chapter in Blue Beard's manual. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4820 18th Century North Korean Suicide Bomber 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4821 What a great idea for an Olympic event! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4822 that's the first ever blind swan dive. too bad it is has one. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4823 Just because he wasn't seated at the Captain's table? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4824 Mate shouldn't keep them there sharks a'watin! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4825 Not bad, but I was looking for his back one and a half with full twist. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4826 Hulk Hogan eat your heart out. (it's a quote from 80's movie 'Rad') 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4827 Why do I get the feeling he purposely let us find out he had stolen the extra food? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4828 Showing off, even as he is dying. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4829 Barnum & Bailey Circus has closed? There's no reason to live! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4830 Laddy, you were a credit always to the varsity diving team 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4831 He was an Olympic Gold Medalist at Yale 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4832 I should have ordered cannonballs from the other guy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4833 Arrgh. He possesses the simple grace of a young Greg Louganis. Aargh. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4834 Aargh, Yuri, me lad! Yer the best first mate I ivver had, and I loves ye like a brother...But ye gives me one more 5.5 and it's o'er the side wit' ye! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4835 He drank so much rum he thinks that dolphin is a mermaid! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4836 Aye, it’s different 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4837 Said it's got nothing to do with the British Bond fellow. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4838 Forgot to tell him that sharks prefer swans 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4839 Maybe it was his gold medal. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4840 That she goes - the last o'the crew's grog ration ! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4841 No worries, mates, we'll look for his sunken chest soon. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4842 Because you sank, you'll walk the plank. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4843 That's going to be our dinner folks. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4844 At least someone's hands were tied. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4845 I think he is a mermaid 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4846 Great form for so little practice. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4847 Finally lads! The Jolly Roger destined for Olympic gold! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4848 DT thinks he is so smart, he jumps before he knows how deep it is and what is waiting for him in the water. He drained the swamp of people by filling it with sharks. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4849 Avast! Rrrrr. Kelly meant it metaphorrrically matey! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4850 Aye . . . he chose to squawk the plank . . . 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4851 I'm flipping out! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4852 I guess he's not going to work as a cannonball. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4853 So now you tell me: " Louganis" is Mr Greg's last name! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4854 Back to Brazil, you think? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4855 Too much Warp! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4856 These Swan Ocean tryouts are killer 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4857 Highly contagious and repulsively hideous, "Plank" disease drives a man to swan dive off the board. We have inoculations ready when you are, boys. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4858 From now on we'll call it a swan dive. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4859 I liked Hugo but Captain told me to go through with his deportation order. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4860 Ten dubloons says he won't make lt. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4861 The next time that F**K**G Peter Pan guy uses the gangplank to do a swan dive, throw a harpoon into him!!! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4862 Come back here ye swab, yer supposed to 'WALK' the plank! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4863 Why do they keep jumping of the ship? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4864 What do you think the idiot is doing? Well, I suppose he gets a 10 for his fancy exit. On the other hand, it takes away my satisfaction of feeding him to the sharks. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4865 Argh! It's that guy from the New York Times. I think this time he'll get the story in. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4866 Arrgh, it's the Olympic death spiral! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4867 Insubordination. Guilty as charged. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4868 Yes , south by south west... And he said his name was Johny ( Weisniller , not Carson ) . 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4869 Drink up me waters, yo ho. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4870 He should enter the Prisoner's Olympics 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4871 I said WALK the plank, ya scallywag! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4872 Oh! What a perfect form, I will take the gold metal... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4873 Good idea, guys! But I prefer my indoor escalator for the announcement. Safe! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4874 That's Peter Pan doing his famous Peter Pan dive. YARGH. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4875 Carefree flying man 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4876 He thinks he's auditioning for Peter Pan, but it's really for Captain Hook. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4877 Damn, thumbing me good eye. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4878 When I said "walk" the plank, I didn't mean "dive"! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4879 Someone told me to take a flyer on a new plank. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4880 Great . . . His one request was placement of the plank he had to walk! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4881 "After he comes out of the Pike Posit 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4882 Good arch, but no flip; 2.75 points off. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4883 Another cabinet member lost at sea. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4884 I'd give it a 3.14-rate. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4885 What a show-off! he can't just walk. He has to saute! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4886 This isn't for walking the plank... It's a diving board for cool tricks! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4887 Plank this... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4888 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel of fortune! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4889 I feel marvelous, lads, simply marvelous! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4890 Aye mateys, let's pound him with cannonballs. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4891 That was very Preidential! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4892 Arrgh, he handled that gracefully. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4893 I think "Walking the Plank" just did an Olympic-winning dive. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4894 A pity he's not long for this world. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4895 It makes me think hope really IS the thing with feathers. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4896 here flies away the native american dream.. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4897 You're doing the plank pose wrong! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4898 You should see his half gainer 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4899 Damn his cheek! Still swanning majestically like all the other damned rats on Minority Privateer Trump’s brigantine, Quisling. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4900 He said he wanted to get ahead in real estate. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4901 Mateys, now is not the time for arrrrrrrrrrr & arrrrrrrrrrrr! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4902 I tried to tell you that Willow Wood would never, ever work! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4903 WHAT AN EXORBITIONIST! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4904 Max enjoys walking the Planck, constantly. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4905 1."What do you think, Gold, Silver or Bronze? 2."He always said, he wants to go out in a splash." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4906 Anyone for a swim? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4907 You'll never work in this town again! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4908 Scurvylicious 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4909 Que cera cera. The future's not mine to see. Que cera era! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4910 He must really love that heaven booty! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4911 Maybe we should have taken it seriously when the Olympics Committee called. That's a "10". 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4912 This should secure him the gold medal. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4913 Third-wave Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Hear it's pretty effective. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4914 He's got the 7 too? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4915 I hate this Vegas gig. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4916 No wait, it's Zorro of the high seas - we can't lose! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4917 Bought it from a used yacht. Called it a New Age gangplank. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4918 Yes,, we should have placed him on the Olympic diving team instead. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4919 Sure the form is great. But what about "degree of difficulty"? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4920 Davey - there's no I in team! Get to the locker room! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4921 It is a 10 for difficulty. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4922 8, 10, 7 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4923 Well, if you gotta go, might as well swan-diving the plan instead of walking the plank 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4924 I'll give that a 6.5 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4925 Maybe he did win an Olympic Gold medal 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4926 We must be close to land because the islands are calling him. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4927 i'm going to give him a 9.5 for his fine form 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4928 I said "WALK" the plank, not "Balk" ! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4929 Only a barbarian would shackle a prisoner 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4930 I'm like a bird; I'll only fly away... Farewell, captain! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4931 He's on a "nuke high." 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4932 He belonged to one of those bad hombre groups. It started with an M, but i dont think it was the media? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4933 Bring me a gold coin for his medal. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4934 He's hiding the booty under his clothes! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4935 Copybird! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4936 No, no, no -- I said 'It's a _long_ dive'! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4937 Don't ask, don't tell. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4938 nine-point-fArrrrrrrrrr! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4939 You had one job Rusty, one job. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4940 You find this place a big dive? OK you've illustrated your point. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4941 We'll just call it a transgender plank now. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4942 I told him to walk the plank but he did a very fancy dive instead. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4943 But is it gluten-free? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4944 He was a Wall Street banker in 2008. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4945 Arrrrr, that's well-executed, mate. Maybe just a little more of a line as you turn toward entering the water, arrrrr. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4946 Lads, I give this mutineer's obit a perfect 10. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4947 Look like we finally found me a synchronized diving partner. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4948 Always the showoff! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4949 Shiver me timbers, that Roger's a bit too jolly for this ship! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4950 Jonah wants peace in a sea of tranquility. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4951 Matey still thinks planking is cool. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4952 So, this is how they are leave the Ship of State. Sad! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4953 Hey Bruno, I guess this makes you cutest mate on board. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4954 This is how we cure Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4955 Before we sail away, don't forget to give him marks out of ten. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4956 From a lovely swan dive to the jaws of Bruce. Pity. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4957 But I guess it should be reverse dive, with a half somersault in the pike position! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4958 He's practicing for the qualifying rounds in the Olympics. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4959 Arrgh, just like Lou Ganis to make a show of it, now get back to work all of you 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4960 Ah, a swan dive for a swan song. There goes a pirate with panache, mateys! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4961 You'll never catch me! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4962 The last straw wich breaks the camel's back 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4963 Good luck in Seoul! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4964 See how much your two good legs'll do you in Davie Jones's locker! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4965 Greybeard? No.....no "r". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4966 Okay, you win. We won't enter a bobsled team in 2018. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4967 Swan dive away from all the problems of the Trump administration. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4968 He's definitely a meddler. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4969 Wait for it....a belly flop! Next. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4970 I guess, he doesn't like "swan song". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4971 Very stylish! I give him a 7.5 on the dive. The die we score when the sharks get here. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4972 I haven't had my coffee, mate. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4973 6." "9!" "3, it's a no for me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4974 A total disgrace! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4975 Yup. we're putting him for 2020. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4976 His last swan dive was his most graceful. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4977 Its his final olympio attempt ! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4978 I said flying jib, not flying jump. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4979 Arrgh! Okay, who gave him a Milky Way ? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4980 A beautifully composed, soaring launch from Icarus! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4981 Talk about taking Salvation to the next level. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4982 Arrgh, 'tis worse than the cannonball. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4983 sure to be one fantastic belly flop 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4984 When all your friends make fun of you so you dip 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4985 "There goes the 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4986 Instead of just ramming and boarding like we used to, we give 'em a warm-up act. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4987 Mommy, I'm ready for my monitor upgrade. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4988 Arrrr...You gotta give him style points as the sharks rip into his flesh. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4989 Lemme know when you locate Waterhouse. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4990 Oh, geez. We said "you're in the lump sum!" Not "jump son." 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4991 And no, mom, these monitor talks DO NOT mean you are allowing me to use social media! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4992 I didn't realize you meant you were counting to ten years. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4993 Yup, it's definitely your house. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4994 8.4. Would have been higher, but there's a shark bite hole in his swimsuit. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4995 He never had the proper skillset to be a good captain, but at least he can swim. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4996 Jim, do our shareholders a favor and leave this boardroom gracefully. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4997 He has a date with Odette! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4998 And for execution, I give his swan dive a 9 out of 10. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4999 Wouldn't he rather loot the gold? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5000 Is this really part of the university sleep study? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5001 Man OVERBOARD! Help him. You must save anyone who is one of us! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5002 This might be the best plank dive ever, if he can hit water with no splash. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5003 ? I won't grow up, I don't want to wear a tie. ? ? And a serious expression In the middle of July. ? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5004 Captain Steve Swan!?! You don't say! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5005 I am dying to get some booty! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5006 Now that's what you call a trapez-ate 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5007 History will now record that only rarely did we make prisoners walk the plank. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5008 Shiver me timbers, it must be Jesus! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5009 O Captain! Don't Die Captain! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5010 I will order a swan dive. I will not order my men to snort cocaine offa Frank's frank. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5011 Avast showboating! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I can't believe my eye! 1.5548 0.03585 456 280 99 77
1 Good Riddance, Mankoff, you fancy bastard. 1.5544 0.03679 487 317 70 100
2 Let's just shoot the next one. 1.4612 0.03382 451 303 88 60
3 He is part of our catch and release program. 1.4429 0.03184 438 287 108 43
4 Perfect execution. 1.4423 0.03262 477 328 87 62
5 I think Long John just earned the silver. 1.4364 0.03059 456 298 117 41
6 I'll be even more annoyed if he can swim. 1.4339 0.03300 431 292 91 48
7 At least his execution is flawless. 1.4200 0.03295 469 334 73 62
8 I think we just shoot them from now on 1.4082 0.03100 441 301 100 40
9 O.K., that's it! We're going back to cruel and unusual! 1.4065 0.03046 465 320 101 44
10 I said prepare to die, not prepare to dive! 1.4047 0.03086 472 330 93 49
11 Beautiful execution. 1.3898 0.03256 431 310 74 47
12 Very bad dive. Very bad. If I walked the plank it would be much better. It would be the best plank walk. He's a loser at dying. Sad. Very sad. 1.3853 0.03280 449 331 63 55
13 If he adds a twist and nails the entry, I say we fish him out again. 1.3799 0.03012 458 325 92 41
14 And that, me boys, is grace under pressure. 1.3781 0.03019 439 309 94 36
15 I'm going to miss his optimism. 1.3753 0.02950 453 319 98 36
16 Talk about a perfect execution. 1.3734 0.03069 458 332 81 45
17 Nice dive. Now lets see if he can swim 2,000 miles. 1.3710 0.02999 469 339 86 44
18 Another flawless execution! 1.3681 0.02961 470 339 89 42
19 I like to call this the elimination round. 1.3669 0.03020 447 322 86 39
20 Technically, he's flawless, but I'm still deducting 2 points for mutiny. 1.3656 0.02966 465 336 88 41
21 Great execution. 1.3648 0.02945 466 336 90 40
22 Superb execution. 1.3602 0.02899 472 341 92 39
23 You know, that's exactly the kind of attitude that made this necessary in the first place. 1.3597 0.03020 442 321 83 38
24 Outstanding execution. 1.3581 0.02943 458 332 88 38
25 He's taking it better than I expected. 1.3571 0.02863 476 344 94 38
26 Nobody walks anymore. 1.3550 0.03035 431 314 81 36
27 "Who told him to take a flying leap"? 1.3548 0.02892 465 337 91 37
28 Sometimes you don't really get to know someone until it's too late. 1.3544 0.02906 443 318 93 32
29 They don't call him Jolly Roger for nothing. 1.3543 0.02927 446 322 90 34
30 I guess when we go low, he goes high. 1.3525 0.03035 451 334 75 42
31 That's going overboard. 1.3516 0.02922 475 350 83 42
32 Brilliant execution! 1.3509 0.03058 436 322 75 39
33 It's about the journey, not the destination. 1.3509 0.02961 456 335 82 39
34 'That, me hearties, is panache." 1.3495 0.03006 432 316 81 35
35 Nice execution! 1.3451 0.03038 452 339 70 43
36 That's the last time we raid a Cirque du Soleil cruise. 1.3444 0.02967 453 336 78 39
37 You can always tell the ones from Penzance. 1.3426 0.02948 467 349 76 42
38 Now that's what I call a perfect execution. 1.3377 0.02918 462 345 78 39
39 Now, that's a perfect execution. 1.3361 0.02854 476 355 82 39
40 Well, that's a perfect execution! 1.3348 0.02851 454 335 86 33
41 That's going a bit overboard. 1.3286 0.02906 420 310 82 28
42 I'll give him a 10 for execution. 1.3282 0.02923 451 340 74 37
43 Oh, to have two legs again. 1.3277 0.02745 473 350 91 32
44 He always had a flair for execution. 1.3275 0.02785 455 336 89 30
45 This is the last time we take over a ship from Cirque du Soleil. 1.3258 0.02843 445 331 83 31
46 Definitely from Penzance 1.3231 0.02796 455 339 85 31
47 His execution was perfect! 1.3200 0.03040 425 326 62 37
48 Sort of takes the fun out of it. 1.3182 0.02706 440 323 94 23
49 He's gone a little overboard. 1.3179 0.02782 431 319 87 25
50 I hope he knows we've run aground. 1.3178 0.02911 472 365 64 43
51 On the other hand, I'll miss his sense of humor. 1.3159 0.02628 459 337 99 23
52 Argh! A perfect execution! 1.3149 0.02756 470 355 82 33
53 Gotta be from Penzance. 1.3107 0.02709 412 302 92 18
54 I don't think this is his first time. 1.3101 0.02666 474 356 89 29
55 Truth be told, boys, I don't think he ever really self-identified as a pirate. 1.3100 0.02711 471 356 84 31
56 His private diving lessons cost me an arm and a leg. 1.3097 0.02910 452 350 64 38
57 Talk about going overboard. 1.3091 0.02711 440 328 88 24
58 His execution was a 10. 1.3085 0.02763 470 359 77 34
59 Jolly Roger...to the end. 1.3060 0.02753 451 342 80 29
60 That's exactly why I want him out of here. 1.3050 0.02700 459 347 84 28
61 And that's why we had to get rid of him. 1.3029 0.02646 449 336 90 23
62 You gotta hand it to him. He lives in the moment. 1.3025 0.02669 443 332 88 23
63 I asked for a CANNONBALL! 1.3000 0.02649 470 357 85 28
64 Ten for execution. 1.2976 0.02886 457 360 58 39
65 It's all in the execution. 1.2968 0.02749 465 360 72 33
66 He takes all the fun out of torture. 1.2965 0.02751 452 348 74 30
67 Does anyone else think he is going a little overboard? 1.2948 0.02618 485 372 83 30
68 Given the circumstances, he is taking it quite well. 1.2905 0.02521 451 338 95 18
69 Too bad he's discovered this talent so late in life. 1.2884 0.02947 430 342 52 36
70 He's taking all the fun out of this for me. 1.2787 0.02579 445 342 82 21
71 Beautifully executed. 1.2784 0.02715 431 336 70 25
72 Now, that's what I call execution. 1.2771 0.02711 462 366 64 32
73 He gets a 10 on his execution. 1.2751 0.02689 458 362 66 30
74 He takes all the fun out of it. 1.2747 0.02591 455 354 77 24
75 Oh now he shows some enthusiasm for the job. 1.2745 0.02425 470 359 93 18
76 He's just ok. You should have seen me when I had both legs. 1.2743 0.02564 452 350 80 22
77 He thinks he's being clever--but he doesn't realize we ran aground last night. 1.2729 0.02779 436 347 59 30
78 The French always have to be so damned dramatic! 1.2686 0.02547 443 344 79 20
79 Now that's what I call a glass half full guy. 1.2650 0.02595 434 340 73 21
80 A little overboard, no? 1.2642 0.02559 477 379 70 28
81 Even more insubordination! 1.2629 0.02501 483 382 75 26
82 That's what's called going out in style. 1.2618 0.02524 466 368 74 24
83 That is not what I meant by execution. 1.2609 0.02615 437 346 68 23
84 I love when we capture one of the Cirque du Soleil guys 1.2603 0.02589 438 346 70 22
85 Well, I give him a 10 for execution. 1.2588 0.02611 456 365 64 27
86 I think he went a little overboard. 1.2562 0.02431 445 347 82 16
87 If either of you say, 'Nice arrrrrrc' you're next. 1.2532 0.02474 470 374 73 23
88 Such graceful execution! 1.2517 0.02518 441 350 71 20
89 It's his swan song. 1.2510 0.02512 478 385 66 27
90 Oh, sure, NOW you make an effort! 1.2495 0.02451 469 374 73 22
91 I try not to judge 1.2483 0.02548 447 359 65 23
92 If it helps, that's a ten. 1.2412 0.02393 452 360 75 17
93 I always feel robbed by the few who embrace their destiny. 1.2360 0.02507 445 362 61 22
94 It's a shame that we've run aground. 1.2348 0.02463 477 391 60 26
95 It all comes down to execution. 1.2344 0.02452 448 363 65 20
96 I was expecting a cannonball. 1.2330 0.02342 455 365 74 16
97 Aye. He was a thief, but he sure had style. 1.2290 0.02380 441 356 69 16
98 But can he do a cannonball? 1.2289 0.02390 450 365 67 18
99 Some guys like to go out with a splash. 1.2271 0.02296 458 369 74 15
100 Now THAT'S overboard! 1.2258 0.02291 465 376 73 16
101 Well, he always said he'd make a big splash! 1.2194 0.02267 433 349 73 11
102 This is his way of going out in style. 1.2162 0.02330 458 377 63 18
103 Methinks he's done this before! 1.2127 0.02199 456 371 73 12
104 If he nails the entry, I'll call it a 10. 1.2115 0.02244 468 385 67 16
105 You can tell he's done a lot of planks. 1.2112 0.02404 445 371 54 20
106 Looks like he'll nail the entry, but let's see how he does on the exit. 1.2013 0.02228 457 380 62 15
107 Somehow, we didn't reach that guy. 1.1996 0.02168 461 382 66 13
108 Now I remember. Canon ball. We forgot the canon ball. 1.1961 0.02127 464 385 67 12
109 This happened on the Bounty, too. 1.1916 0.02274 454 385 51 18
110 Bloody exhibitionist! 1.1903 0.02120 452 377 64 11
111 He's really going overboard with these dives. 1.1822 0.02030 483 407 64 12
112 Enjoy your spring break! 1.1796 0.02203 451 386 49 16
113 feet together....toes pointed.....should score well 1.1792 0.02060 452 381 61 10
114 I just love watching them walk the springboard. 1.1790 0.02178 458 392 50 16
115 Bloody 'ell! A swan dive!? Lads, in my day, the intrepid hero woulda done a double reverse somersault to escape... 1.1788 0.02281 453 392 41 20
116 Great form – a 9.8 for execution. 1.1772 0.02201 412 350 51 11
117 What a Swan Song. 1.1761 0.02050 460 390 59 11
118 I'm sorry, the difficulty just isn't there. 1.1758 0.02061 472 402 57 13
119 This is nothing compared to the dives he comes out of when on shore. 1.1685 0.02061 463 398 52 13
120 Wow..I give it a 9 and a hook... 1.1663 0.02083 445 383 50 12
121 Some people have all the fun. 1.1600 0.02224 425 373 36 16
122 Cognitive dissonance? 1.1562 0.02061 448 391 44 13
123 Beat Smee 1.1507 0.02057 458 404 39 15
124 I give him a 9.5! 1.1497 0.01926 461 402 49 10
125 Davy Jones finally got to use the gym clothes in his locker. 1.1432 0.02014 447 396 38 13
126 I see we're off to a flying start. 1.1416 0.01943 452 399 42 11
127 Keep an eye on him matey, I don't like the looks of this. 1.1323 0.01894 446 397 39 10
128 Did he just say his pronoun is 'wheeeee'? 1.1239 0.01850 468 422 34 12
129 Yeah, but can he carry a large sword when he does it?? 1.1236 0.01755 453 404 42 7
130 He dove off the plank. I told you he was tired of hearing about Trump, we've got to talk about something else. 1.1227 0.01859 481 436 31 14
131 Arrgh, it's the Olympic death spiral! 1.1213 0.01714 478 428 42 8
132 I just remember, I've got extra tickets to Cirque du Soleil. 1.1099 0.01549 446 399 45 2
133 Arrghh..he puts a buckle in me swash! 1.1056 0.01612 464 421 37 6
134 I said flying jib, not flying jump. 1.1035 0.01738 454 417 27 10
135 I hope the whales like plankton. 1.0907 0.01478 441 404 34 3
136 Ugly Duck is simply performing his swan song. 1.0813 0.01517 443 413 24 6
137 That was my car. 1.0274 0.00860 475 464 9 2
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 See? A real pirate would have cannonballed. 1.7674 0.02682 860 389 282 189
1 Let's just shoot the next one. 1.7504 0.03144 589 263 210 116
2 Truth be told, I think we're all going to miss his "glass-half-full" attitude. 1.7150 0.04000 379 184 119 76
3 I can't believe my eye! 1.6962 0.02028 1524 779 429 316
4 He's taking it better than I expected. 1.6745 0.01934 1524 763 494 267
5 Flawless execution. 1.6727 0.02015 1543 818 412 313
6 See? That's what I hated about him. 1.6723 0.04297 296 145 103 48
7 I'll be even more annoyed if he can swim. 1.6704 0.03105 619 320 183 116
8 Good Riddance, Mankoff, you fancy bastard. 1.6691 0.04953 275 153 60 62
9 Now, that's what I call execution. 1.6653 0.02009 1476 769 432 275
10 I think Long John just earned the silver. 1.6387 0.02374 1013 538 303 172
11 This be the last time we kidnap someone from Cirque du Soleil. 1.6376 0.03095 596 317 178 101
12 Maybe it's just the pirate in me, but I prefer a cannonball. 1.6348 0.03016 649 353 180 116
13 That's going overboard. 1.6337 0.02501 961 529 255 177
14 His execution was perfect! 1.6261 0.02637 872 488 222 162
15 Sort of takes the fun out of it. 1.6207 0.02676 783 424 232 127
16 Talk about going overboard. 1.6180 0.02762 746 409 213 124
17 His attitude is really ruining it for me. 1.6149 0.04191 309 166 96 47
18 Great execution. 1.6132 0.02784 755 423 201 131
19 Come back...they read the wrong envelope. 1.6120 0.02948 719 418 162 139
20 A bottle of rum says he doesn't stick it. 1.6060 0.04011 335 182 103 50
21 Wait 'til he finds out this is the shallow end. 1.6047 0.04964 215 116 68 31
22 Well, that's a perfect execution! 1.5962 0.03099 629 368 147 114
23 Perfect execution. 1.5948 0.03123 617 361 145 111
24 That's the last time we raid a Cirque du Soleil cruise. 1.5934 0.03030 610 345 168 97
25 Who in the heck is Geronimo? 1.5892 0.03322 572 346 115 111
26 Now that's what I call a perfect execution. 1.5885 0.03211 576 338 137 101
27 I can't help think he's making a mockery of this. 1.5853 0.03732 340 180 121 39
28 Nice execution! 1.5798 0.03380 514 304 122 88
29 We may regret this. He looked delicious. 1.5753 0.03040 511 275 178 58
30 If he adds a twist and nails the entry, I say we fish him out again. 1.5753 0.03417 445 250 134 61
31 These guys from Penzance are always such drama queens. 1.5723 0.03299 484 275 141 68
32 Nobody walks anymore. 1.5723 0.03339 491 284 133 74
33 Brilliant execution! 1.5717 0.03353 474 271 135 68
34 Reminds me why we threw him off the ship in the first place 1.5688 0.03506 443 257 120 66
35 Yeah, the sharks score them all the same.. "ate" 1.5681 0.03338 477 274 135 68
36 He may be a thief, a liar and a murderer, but he's a graceful sonofabitch. 1.5661 0.03413 454 261 129 64
37 Now, that's what I call execution. 1.5601 0.04154 341 208 75 58
38 You know, that's exactly the kind of attitude that made this necessary in the first place. 1.5592 0.03551 422 246 116 60
39 Sometimes you don't really get to know someone until it's too late. 1.5581 0.03501 430 250 120 60
40 Rebranding it "shore leave" was brilliant Captain! 1.5562 0.04052 329 194 87 48
41 Who the hell's Geronimo? 1.5537 0.03856 410 257 79 74
42 All REAL pirates prefer a cannonball. 1.5491 0.03877 397 248 80 69
43 A little overboard, no? 1.5416 0.03877 373 229 86 58
44 Sort of takes the fun out of it. 1.5390 0.04146 308 185 80 43
45 We can still take the silver. 1.5374 0.03781 361 215 98 48
46 It happens whenever the mermaid is watching. 1.5354 0.03761 353 208 101 44
47 I think he took that rather well. 1.5330 0.03859 349 210 92 47
48 Outstanding execution. 1.5299 0.03946 334 202 87 45
49 When he said he was going for gold, I thought he meant ours. 1.5260 0.05349 173 103 49 21
50 And there goes Roger, jolly to the end. 1.5245 0.03974 326 198 85 43
51 Poor guy. Thought he signed up for pilates. 1.5164 0.04468 304 201 49 54
52 This is his final attempt. 1.5164 0.04164 275 164 80 31
53 He also won gold in the 200 metre keelhaul. 1.5119 0.04148 293 180 76 37
54 Another flawless execution! 1.5119 0.04176 293 181 74 38
55 I'm starting to regret our affiliation with Disney. 1.5103 0.04348 290 185 62 43
56 I hope he knows we've run aground. 1.5103 0.04209 290 180 72 38
57 Perfect execution, don't you think? 1.5088 0.04351 285 181 63 41
58 I think he went a little overboard. 1.5087 0.04036 287 172 84 31
59 I'd give him 10 points for style, but I'm going to have to dock him a point for the execution. 1.5087 0.04163 289 178 75 36
60 In his exit interview, I encouraged him to focus on the journey, not the destination. 1.5054 0.04183 279 171 75 33
61 Good ascension, good arc, good bye. 1.5036 0.04425 274 175 60 39
62 Definitely from Penzance 1.5036 0.04431 276 177 59 40
63 Beautiful execution. 1.5018 0.04275 279 175 68 36
64 Talk about a man going overboard. 1.5000 0.04439 268 171 60 37
65 Well, it is his swan song. 1.4900 0.04238 251 153 73 25
66 We're gonna kick Blackbeard's ass at Regionals. 1.4899 0.04476 247 156 61 30
67 And that's why we had to get rid of him. 1.4856 0.04416 243 152 64 27
68 He's gone a little overboard. 1.4856 0.04416 243 152 64 27
69 I like to call this the elimination round. 1.4854 0.04510 239 151 60 28
70 Perfect execution. 1.4854 0.04738 239 157 48 34
71 Arrrgh! I said your swan song, not your swan dive! 1.4854 0.04471 239 150 62 27
72 Come to think of it. Do either of you know how to steer a ship? 1.4854 0.04471 239 150 62 27
73 Good old Roger. Jolly til the end. 1.4839 0.04715 217 137 55 25
74 Superb execution. 1.4832 0.04716 238 156 49 33
75 This really undermines our credibility. 1.4831 0.04350 236 145 68 23
76 Talk about going overboard. 1.4831 0.04896 236 159 40 37
77 At least his execution is flawless. 1.4831 0.04708 236 154 50 32
78 Well, I give him a 10 for execution. 1.4783 0.04599 230 147 56 27
79 He is part of our catch and release program. 1.4756 0.04589 225 143 57 25
80 Another flawless execution! 1.4730 0.04589 222 141 57 24
81 Honestly, I was expectin' a cannonball. 1.4730 0.04500 222 139 61 22
82 He takes all the fun out of it. 1.4730 0.04454 222 138 63 21
83 I'll give him a 10 for execution. 1.4730 0.04932 222 149 41 32
84 He doesnt seem to be taking this seriously 1.4725 0.04651 218 139 55 24
85 It's all in the execution. 1.4695 0.04869 213 140 46 27
86 We seem to have lost the deterrent effect. 1.4695 0.04490 213 132 62 19
87 I was expecting a cannonball. 1.4670 0.04554 212 133 59 20
88 He always had a flair for execution. 1.4667 0.04827 210 137 48 25
89 Kinda takes the fun out of it, ya know. 1.4667 0.04485 210 130 62 18
90 It's a shame that we've run aground. 1.4667 0.04874 210 138 46 26
91 I think he misunderstands the concept. 1.4667 0.04683 210 134 54 22
92 We're gonna kick Blackbeard's butt at Regionals. 1.4638 0.04682 207 132 54 21
93 And that, me boys, is grace under pressure. 1.4634 0.04766 205 132 51 22
94 I asked for a CANNONBALL! 1.4634 0.04865 205 134 47 24
95 Well executed! 1.4604 0.04867 202 132 47 23
96 That's exactly why I want him out of here. 1.4600 0.04852 200 130 48 22
97 He could've done a cannonball, but nooo........ 1.4573 0.05073 199 134 39 26
98 'That, me hearties, is panache." 1.4573 0.04545 199 124 59 16
99 I rest my case. 1.4573 0.04763 199 128 51 20
100 I think we just shoot them from now on 1.4564 0.04723 195 124 53 18
101 I said prepare to die, not prepare to dive! 1.4564 0.04833 195 126 49 20
102 Gotta be from Penzance. 1.4541 0.04975 196 130 43 23
103 Very bad dive. Very bad. If I walked the plank it would be much better. It would be the best plank walk. He's a loser at dying. Sad. Very sad. 1.4531 0.05263 192 132 33 27
104 You can always tell the ones from Penzance. 1.4526 0.05305 190 131 32 27
105 Best execution ever! 1.4526 0.04980 190 125 44 21
106 O.K., that's it! We're going back to cruel and unusual! 1.4526 0.05145 190 128 38 24
107 Now that's what I call a glass half full guy. 1.4526 0.04867 190 123 48 19
108 Won't let us forget he trained at Juilliard. 1.4526 0.04511 190 117 60 13
109 Flawless execution. 1.4492 0.05315 187 129 32 26
110 He has my keys. 1.4457 0.05268 184 126 34 24
111 Talk about a man going overboard. 1.4400 0.04900 175 113 47 15
112 Idiot !! Shanghaing a crew of 35 egomaniacs has marooned us at sea. 1.4400 0.05225 175 118 37 20
113 Too bad he's discovered this talent so late in life. 1.4400 0.05161 175 117 39 19
114 Oh, sure, NOW you make an effort! 1.4368 0.05051 174 115 42 17
115 I hate it when they do that. 1.4364 0.06265 110 72 28 10
116 Outstanding execution. 1.4364 0.05389 165 112 34 19
117 Nobody just walks the plank anymore. 1.4353 0.05270 170 115 36 19
118 The word ye boys be seekin' is 'elan' 1.4353 0.05528 170 119 28 23
119 Frankly, I always thought Roger was a little TOO jolly. 1.4353 0.05203 170 114 38 18
120 Given the circumstances, he is taking it quite well. 1.4329 0.05341 164 111 35 18
121 Beautifully executed. 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
122 He doesn't know we're run aground, does he? 1.4311 0.05200 167 112 38 17
123 We didn't see aye to aye. 1.4311 0.05269 167 113 36 18
124 They don't call him Jolly Roger for nothing. 1.4303 0.04955 165 107 45 13
125 I guess when we go low, he goes high. 1.4259 0.05662 162 115 25 22
126 Aye, sorry Cap’n, but we has voted to split the tontine swag. 1.4250 0.05136 160 106 40 14
127 I guess this is his Swan Song. 1.4242 0.04875 165 107 46 12
128 It's his swan song. 1.4242 0.05515 165 116 28 21
129 Argh! A perfect execution! 1.4241 0.05557 158 110 29 19
130 That's exactly why he had to go. 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
131 Even now, he mocks me. 1.4241 0.05409 158 108 33 17
132 I'd like to see him do that with only one leg and one eye. 1.4241 0.05258 158 106 37 15
133 When he said he last served on the H.M.S. Pinafore, I should have known... 1.4204 0.05356 157 107 34 16
134 Oh sure, looks easy but I'd like to see him try that with a wooden leg. 1.4204 0.05201 157 105 38 14
135 Good execution all-around. 1.4204 0.05506 157 109 30 18
136 Forget degree of difficulty. It's all about the execution. 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
137 Why, blow me down ... he's goin' fer the gold! 1.4204 0.05432 157 108 32 17
138 why do you keep giving him a platform? 1.4172 0.05588 151 105 29 17
139 I think we've found our next Press Secretary! 1.4172 0.05820 151 108 23 20
140 He always went overboard in everything. 1.4133 0.05450 150 103 32 15
141 Truth be told, boys, I don't think he ever really self-identified as a pirate. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
142 Oh my! A fabulously executed execution. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
143 We've gotta get a stiffer plank. 1.4122 0.05585 148 103 29 16
144 I must say, he's taking it VERY well. 1.4110 0.05470 146 100 32 14
145 Perfectly executed 1.4110 0.05640 146 102 28 16
146 Christ, what an asshole! 1.4110 0.05886 146 105 22 19
147 Death isn't the deterrent it was before November. 1.4110 0.05723 146 103 26 17
148 Technically, he's flawless, but I'm still deducting 2 points for mutiny. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
149 In fairness, I did tell him to go overboard 1.4110 0.05805 146 104 24 18
150 I'd give it a 10 for execution. 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
151 I said, "walk it" not "work it"! 1.4101 0.05759 139 97 27 15
152 Zero points for attempted mutiny, but ten points for the dive. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
153 Y'know, if he'd put that much effort into his work, he'd still have a job. 1.4069 0.05493 145 100 31 14
154 He's as disgrace! A true pirates would have done a cannonball! 1.4056 0.05807 143 102 24 17
155 His execution is flawless! 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
156 I hate it when they enjoy it. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
157 It's at least a 9.5, mateys, but let's see how he does in the 2,500 mile freestyle! 1.4056 0.05807 143 102 24 17
158 This isn't working. Somebody shoot him. 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
159 His option was to be Trump's National Security Advisor.... 1.4056 0.05635 143 100 28 15
160 No more final requests. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
161 We can still have the last laugh by not scoring him fairly. 1.4056 0.05635 143 100 28 15
162 That's going a bit overboard. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
163 He's really taking this whole "Flying Dutchman" thing seriously. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
164 Nice execution! 1.4043 0.05130 141 93 39 9
165 He's taking all the fun out of this for me. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
166 Ten for execution. 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
167 I figured he'd do a cannonball. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
168 Only happens when we smuggle performance enhancing drugs. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
169 Talk about a perfect execution. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
170 He's not taking this very seriously. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
171 Does anyone else think he is going a little overboard? 1.4029 0.05278 139 93 36 10
172 Arg! I knew Roger would remain jolly till the very end. 1.3971 0.05550 136 94 30 12
173 Men, we take no more prisoners from Acapulco. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
174 Such graceful execution! 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
175 That's not what I meant by flawless execution. 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
176 Aye, we'll bring home the gold one way or another. 1.3971 0.05743 136 96 26 14
177 He deserves a ten but he'll get ate. 1.3955 0.05804 134 95 25 14
178 Did anyone tell Fred we're beached? 1.3955 0.05900 134 96 23 15
179 "Who told him to take a flying leap"? 1.3939 0.06061 132 96 20 16
180 They're everywhere since the circus closed. 1.3939 0.05964 132 95 22 15
181 Now, that's what i would call making the best of a bad situation... 1.3939 0.05351 132 89 34 9
182 His fate will depend, of course, on the amount of splash upon entry. 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
183 Nice booty. 1.3939 0.05867 132 94 24 14
184 Don't either one of you even think about giving him a ten. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
185 Blokes like him make me love what I do. 1.3923 0.05294 130 87 35 8
186 Pirates, always going for gold. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
187 I don't think he appreciates the gravity of the situation 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
188 He gets a perfect 10 for execution. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
189 Now THAT'S overboard! 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
190 Fred never grasped the essence of piracy. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
191 Fine with me, I've seen enough cannonballs. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
192 see that lads, he's got execution. 1.3876 0.05958 129 93 22 14
193 This is the sort of unapologetic enthusiasm that is killing piracy as we know it 1.3876 0.06059 129 94 20 15
194 He's done this before. 1.3876 0.05958 129 93 22 14
195 Me thinks 'e goes a bit overboard. 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
196 He doesn't realize degree of difficulty comes in AFTER his dive. 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
197 Yarr, beautiful execution. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
198 Well executed! 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
199 I think we need a stiffer plank. 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
200 argh,,,,he's really going overboard with this!! 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
201 Seeing him embrace his fate joyfully kinda ruins it for me. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
202 Perfectly executed 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
203 I knew he'd do this! That's why I parked in 3 feet of water ! 1.3840 0.06094 125 91 20 14
204 Anyone yells out a number, they're goin' in too. 1.3840 0.05879 125 89 24 12
205 Arghh! A proper pirate would do a jackknife. 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
206 Arr, he's good but I still prefer the cannonball. 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
207 You're right, he would have looked good strapped to the bow. 1.3821 0.06056 123 89 21 13
208 He had to go, but I am gonna miss his attitude. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
209 Talk about making the best of a bad situation... 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
210 He's going for the gold. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
211 Wow! He really nailed his final dive. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
212 I'm gonna miss jolly Roger. 1.3802 0.06239 121 89 18 14
213 Beautiful execution. 1.3802 0.06127 121 88 20 13
214 At least it explains the Speedos. 1.3802 0.06014 121 87 22 12
215 See son, that's what I meant by "When life gives you lemons" 1.3802 0.06127 121 88 20 13
216 Nice combination of swan dive and swan song. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
217 Excellent execution! 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
218 I don't think we were on the same page when I said "execution." 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
219 Nine for style. Ten for execution. 1.3750 0.06269 120 89 17 14
220 I always feel robbed by the few who embrace their destiny. 1.3750 0.05925 120 86 23 11
221 Will ya look at that- still trying to get the gold. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
222 Good form, but what about the execution? 1.3750 0.06157 120 88 19 13
223 I pity the guy that has to follow that. 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
224 I don't seem to be generating the same kind of terror among the men that I used to. 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
225 Just one more reason to wish him dead. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
226 You gotta admit...he had panache . 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
227 Avast me hearties. We went low, but he went high. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
228 I guess nobody told him about the sandbar. 1.3729 0.06113 118 86 20 12
229 Kinda takes the fun out of it... 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
230 That was well executed. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
231 Arrrr, another gangprank. 1.3729 0.06113 118 86 20 12
232 He's taking his punishment rather well, don't you think? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
233 He STILL can't resist the opportunity to piss me off! 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
234 Always had to have the last word! 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
235 Go for the gold! 1.3684 0.06010 114 82 22 10
236 That's definitely a swan song. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
237 If anyone asks, he was pushed. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
238 He's really going overboard with that dive. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
239 We should have been suspicious when he said, 'Whatever you do, don't make me walk the plank.' 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
240 The Pirates of Panache 1.3684 0.06506 114 86 14 14
241 Some guys like to go out with a splash. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
242 Maybe we should have just shot this one. 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
243 The joke's on him: We're stuck on a reef. 1.3636 0.06422 110 82 16 12
244 Ten points for execution. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
245 I think we can all agree he classed up a hackneyed ritual. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
246 Wait a minute, was he an eye donor? 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
247 All I said was, "We're going to make pirating great again." 1.3636 0.06020 110 79 22 9
248 This is the last time we take over a ship from Cirque du Soleil. 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
249 Step back men, he could still turn this into a cannonball. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
250 Yar, he had to go but I'll miss his inspired napkin folding. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
251 "Performs well under pressure" was the only accurate part of his résumé. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
252 It's hard to stay mad at him. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
253 Now that's what I call a perfect execution. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
254 Not to criticize, but a cannonball seems more appropriate. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
255 ...anyone tell him we're beached on a sand bar? 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
256 Kinda takes the fun out of it... 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
257 He never seemed comitted to this piracy thing. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
258 Show off. 1.3551 0.06403 107 80 16 11
259 He always had a certain joie de vivre. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
260 He always was a smartass. 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
261 What part of 'walk the plank' did you not understand? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
262 Oh now he shows some enthusiasm for the job. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
263 I guess when we go low they go high. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
264 I hope he meant what he said about "going for the gold." 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
265 Does he know we've run aground? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
266 Blimey! I told him swan song not swan dive. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
267 He ate my parrot. 1.3495 0.06718 103 79 12 12
268 He's certainly a good sport about it. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
269 We did meet him at a dive bar. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
270 It's no fun to kill 'em when they show off like that. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
271 Arrrgh... That be explainin' why he was always keepin' his body shaved. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
272 I miss the good old days of whining, sniveling cowards pleading for their life. What's happened to these young people? 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
273 Trump’s nominee for Navy secretary withdraws from consideration. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
274 That's the best execution I've ever seen. 1.3495 0.06718 103 79 12 12
275 Arrr, he won't be taking home the gold this time. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
276 I love when we capture one of the Cirque du Soleil guys 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
277 That is the difference between a board and a plank. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
278 First the annoying jazz hands, and now this! 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
279 That's because we captured him from a cruise ship 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
280 Good form, bad timing. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
281 Damn these hipsters. First it was the earrings, then the tattoos, now this. 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
282 When life gives you lemons... 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
283 It all comes down to execution. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
284 'Tis good, aye, but the 10-meter plank is his real strength. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
285 His other option was watching Trump address Congress. 1.3465 0.06812 101 78 11 12
286 When he saw our new health care plan, he volunteered. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
287 Fish him out and do it over until he gets it right. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
288 Did you tell him those aren't dolphins? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
289 It's always about the gold. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
290 For a pirate he never could get the cannonball right. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
291 A mutineer and a show off. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
292 I prefer his cannonball. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
293 Sort of defeats the purpose of the whole thing. 1.3434 0.06605 99 75 14 10
294 Now that's what I call grace under pressure. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
295 First one we've had with a sense of humor. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
296 I'd say he's going a little overboard on this. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
297 Mutiny on the Bouncy! 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
298 What part of "WALK the plank" didn't he get? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
299 Aye, that's how we capture the gold! 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
300 What was that he said about having the key to the galley on him? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
301 I said it's time to *die*, you scurvy dog! 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
302 Now that’s how you jump to a conclusion! 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
303 I think he missed the point. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
304 I blame Johnny Depp. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
305 Now, that's a perfect execution. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
306 That's not a cannonball. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
307 I was on the fence before but now I know I made the right decision. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
308 Something tells me we ain't heard the last of 'Divey' Jones. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
309 He still doesn't get it. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
310 Don't you think you're going a little overboard? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
311 Man going overboard. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
312 I told him he could choose the plank or 6 months in the Trump administration. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
313 Everything's a competition with this guy. 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
314 That's exactly why I made him walk the plank in the first place. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
315 There goes another Trump nominee.... 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
316 Wait til he finds out we're ice-bound 1.3368 0.06794 95 73 12 10
317 Seas the moment! 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
318 Nice dive. Now lets see if he can swim 2,000 miles. 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
319 In case any of you forgot why we're killing him - take a good look. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
320 Sarcasm will get you nowhere! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
321 He gets a 10 on his execution. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
322 He still be a traitorous skunk, but, god, what a sense of style! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
323 It's about the journey, not the destination. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
324 Should we have told him that we're stuck on a sandbar? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
325 I like it better when they snivel. 1.3367 0.06638 98 75 13 10
326 I still won't give him the gold. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
327 He always has to make an entrance. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
328 That's what I call going out in style. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
329 Well, at least he's going out at his personal best. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
330 Not what I had in mind when he asked for death with dignity. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
331 He was always a glass-half-full kind of guy 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
332 Someone just told him Donald Trump was elected president. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
333 I don't think this is his first time. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
334 I get the feeling we're being mocked. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
335 I just asked him if he wanted to be Secretary of the Navy. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
336 Lift and tuck. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
337 The new plank has really improved morale. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
338 With that form, he'll get more gold than we will. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
339 I give him a deep six. 1.3261 0.07101 92 73 8 11
340 My plank walkers are the best. They are totally great. All the captives say they want to walk my plank. They actually thank me for it. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
341 Has he done this before? 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
342 Brings a tear to me good eye. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
343 Let's use the rum again next time. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
344 I'm thinking he may have lied about not being able to swim. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
345 See, there's that arrogance I was talking about. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
346 He never was one of us. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
347 This is why I hate that guy... 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
348 Killjoy! 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
349 Remind me again why we use a plank? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
350 He still thinks that this is the qualifying round. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
351 Now that's how to make a graceful exit. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
352 high dive 1.3261 0.06931 92 72 10 10
353 See, a pain in the ass till the end. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
354 No way I'm beating that, just shoot me. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
355 Aye, the flourish is annoying. But it's worth it to be rid of Johnny Depp. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
356 He takes all the fun out of torture. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
357 His execution was a 10. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
358 No more crew applications from Penzance. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
359 Now entering the sudden death portion of our competition. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
360 He's going for a double plank with a half twist. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
361 He was never the same after Cirque du Soliel. 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
362 Happens every time we capture one of the Pirates of Penzance. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
363 I'm going to miss his optimism. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
364 If either of you say, 'Nice arrrrrrc' you're next. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
365 He never did follow orders. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
366 Man way overboard! 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
367 There goes one hell of a pastry chef. 1.3222 0.06856 90 70 11 9
368 If he comes up, we should clap 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
369 Great execution. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
370 That's exactly the kind of s_ _ _ that got him convicted. 1.3222 0.06856 90 70 11 9
371 We should have known he was a flight risk. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
372 What's the punishment for not following instructions? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
373 I betcha two bits he over-rotates. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
374 He never abandoned his Olympic dream 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
375 His execution has always impressed me. 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
376 It takes the fun out of it when they enjoy it. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
377 I'm beginning to think he was lying about not being able to swim. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
378 We're gonna make walking the plank great again! 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
379 The Pirates of Pizzazz 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
380 He gets a "10" for style points and a "0" for following directions. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
381 I told him Trump won! 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
382 8 point 5. 9 if he nails the entry. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
383 The execution was a perfect 10. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
384 Definitely a finalist. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
385 He always went for the gold. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
386 Aye. If only we can turn that into gold. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
387 This is his swan song. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
388 Flamboyancy ain't buoyancy. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
389 He never listened. We said walk. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
390 Looks like he's going home with the gold after all. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
391 There's no substitute for style. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
392 Tuck, scallywag, tuck! 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
393 He said he wants to pursue other opportunities. 1.3182 0.06960 88 69 10 9
394 You gotta hand it to him. He lives in the moment. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
395 Impressive, yes, but let's see how he does in the keel hauling competition. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
396 He took gold. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
397 He's got great form, but can he stick the landing? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
398 I think 'e went a bit overboard, no? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
399 I always did like his style. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
400 Call him Fishmeal! 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
401 Yeah, but can he swim? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
402 He always had a great attitude. 1.3182 0.06960 88 69 10 9
403 Walking the plank just isn't what it used to be. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
404 Anybody else wanna talk about gay rights? 1.3182 0.06960 88 69 10 9
405 You gotta give him points for style. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
406 I could tolerate the mutiny if it weren’t for the sarcasm. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
407 I think we're both satisfied with the execution! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
408 : "I said shove off, not showoff!" 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
409 Yeah, he can fly! But, can he swim ? 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
410 You know, that guy never understood our business model. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
411 He is the best plank tester we've ever had. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
412 I really think we lost sight of something important when we introduced style points. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
413 He called me Ishmael. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
414 God how I miss good old fashioned grovelling. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
415 Who ordered the fiberglass plank? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
416 No more rum as a last request! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
417 To air is human, forgive his dive. 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
418 He thinks he's being clever--but he doesn't realize we ran aground last night. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
419 Now we can make this ship great again. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
420 How fitting that he did a swan dive as his swan song. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
421 I told you he would go overboard with it. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
422 We should have used the 10-meter plank. 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
423 Unfortunately, his swan dive and his swan song are one and the same. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
424 Always a plankster 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
425 That's the last time we hire someone from Craig's list. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
426 I thought you said we were going to watch cliff-diving not Cliff diving. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
427 I'd give it an eight but the sharks are giving it a ten. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
428 Talk about lemonade from lemons. 1.3140 0.07068 86 68 9 9
429 Damn! I'm gonna' miss his flair. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
430 All I did was ask to see his booty 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
431 I said cannonball! 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
432 Arms straight! Arms straight! 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
433 Blimey! If he nails the entry, throw him a line. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
434 Now that's what I call a flawless execution. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
435 Methinks he's done this before! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
436 And get this, earlier he was ironing his clothes on it too. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
437 He's taking this quite well ... don't you think? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
438 You see what's possible with a little motivation? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
439 Too bad his swan dive is also his swan song. 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
440 Davey Jones my arse, mateys. He's headed for Greg Lougainis's locker. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
441 Well, it is his swan song. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
442 We let him choose between this and a position in the president's cabinet. 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
443 'If there is a next time, wait for high tide!" 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
444 It's called the Flying Dutchman. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
445 You are hereby charged with lying, stealing, mutiny and ... ah, extreme narcissism. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
446 Ye win on free will, but ye lose on destiny. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
447 Technically, he did walk it first. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
448 Facing back splash. 1.3049 0.07298 82 66 7 9
449 You're right. I did say "surprise me." 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
450 No, we need cannonballs 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
451 No cook on my ship does vegan! 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
452 The what? The only map of the treasure is tatooed on his chest? 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
453 He's a bold one, but let's see how the Russian judge rates it. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
454 He's going for gold. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
455 Last year's champion isn't defending his title. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
456 I'm guessing he can swim, also. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
457 He still gotta nail the landing 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
458 I'll give him a 10 for execution. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
459 He's done this before. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
460 Now, if he can only stick the landing. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
461 It's his swan dive swan song. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
462 Well, he did say he was going for the gold. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
463 He was always talking about making lemonade, too. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
464 So that's what he meant by "I'll take the gold!" 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
465 See, he was going for the gold! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
466 He's opening at the Treasure Island Casino next week. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
467 I thought YOU were supposed to tie his hands. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
468 It's a shame we didn't discover we had the wrong envelope a minute sooner. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
469 Quite a swan song! 1.3000 0.07204 80 64 8 8
470 I suppose this wasn't the right punishment for him. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
471 To his credit, we've all learned a lot from his exit interview. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
472 His execution won't get better than that. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
473 Now that's going out with style. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
474 That's gonna be one very smooth entry. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
475 Six for technique, four for difficulty, and a perfect ten for his execution. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
476 He won't be so "glass-half-full" in a moment! 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
477 Maybe he's not as upset about this as we thought. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
478 Hoisted by his own leotard. 1.3000 0.07204 80 64 8 8
479 Once a smart ass, always a smart ass! 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
480 Ever the Goddamn optimist! 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
481 That's exactly what I always hated about him. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
482 Yaasss, when they go low, you go high. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
483 Shiver me timbers! That's what I call execution. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
484 Talk about a positive attitude. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
485 Now that's what I call going in style. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
486 A "ten" - a deep ten, but a ten, nonetheless. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
487 I said "Give me the gold" not "Go for the gold." 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
488 Oh well. He had the last har har. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
489 This guy is really taking the fun out of it. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
490 Well that takes the fun out of this! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
491 So that's why they call him Divey Jones. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
492 Let's watch till that smart-ass finds out we're on a sand bar. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
493 Always with the drama. 1.2949 0.07324 78 63 7 8
494 Just like the scurvy dog to ruin the moment for everyone else. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
495 He volunteered when he heard the election results. 1.2949 0.07324 78 63 7 8
496 Wait 'til he sees the gravity of the situation. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
497 Well, that takes all the fun out of it. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
498 This guy's gonna stick the drowning. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
499 A 10 for execution, eh? 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
500 I said a cannonball! This is why nobody takes us seriously. 1.2949 0.07093 78 62 9 7
501 ``Now nail the landing, you mutinous bastard.'' 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
502 He always was an over-achiever 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
503 We need a scarier punishment. 1.2949 0.07324 78 63 7 8
504 I hate spunk! 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
505 I did not see that coming... 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
506 His crime...arrogance 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
507 Forget the sharks! It’s the Russian judge he’s got to worry about! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
508 It's equivalent to 'flipping the bird' 1.2949 0.07093 78 62 9 7
509 All I said was: Jim, do our shareholders a favor and depart this boardroom gracefully. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
510 He was always slow to grasp the gravity of a situation. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
511 I hate it when they show too much enthusiasm. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
512 Was that a flawless execution, or what? 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
513 Remember when walking the plank was a solemn occasion? 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
514 He should have gone for the cannonball. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
515 Wait-- didn't HE have the keys last?! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
516 Well, he always said he'd make a big splash! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
517 And that's why he's here: Won't. Follow. Orders. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
518 Call me old-fashioned, but I like it better when they fall to their knees and beg for their lives. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
519 Smart-ass! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
520 Pan overboard. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
521 It's just bad form. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
522 Some people take the fun out of everything. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
523 Jolly Roger...to the end. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
524 A higher degree of difficulty and I might have reconsidered. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
525 Nobody out-jollies our Roger. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
526 Well, he was always one to go a bit overboard, wasn't he... 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
527 I said Walk! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
528 I hate optimists. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
529 Style points for execution. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
530 Man, I really hate that guy. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
531 We called him fishmeal. 1.2838 0.07332 74 60 7 7
532 He's killing it. 1.2838 0.07332 74 60 7 7
533 That's the jolliest I've ever seen Roger. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
534 Great talent! Just not cut out to be a pirate. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
535 We need a stiffer plank. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
536 AAAAaaarrrc! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
537 And don't come back, wise ass! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
538 We should have waited until after the Pirate Olympics to get rid of him. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
539 See? What did I tell you? A flawless execution. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
540 So much for Jolly Roger. 1.2838 0.07580 74 61 5 8
541 Who installed the springboard? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
542 I'm going to miss Jolly Roger. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
543 These things go a lot smoother since we implemented that management consultant's recommendation to rebrand as a contest. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
544 Arrr, his form is to die for. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
545 An execution well-executed. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
546 I don't think he has the right attitude about this! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
547 Without the circus, his life had no meaning. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
548 Finally, a plank salesman that understands our business 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
549 He dived as he lived. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
550 Now I feel guilty. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
551 The sharks won't care whether it's a 10 or a 2. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
552 His execution is a perfect 10! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
553 Forget gold. We'll be lucky if you get bronze. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
554 Looks like a 9.5 to me. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
555 Walking the plank is so yesterday. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
556 Roger is a bit too jolly. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
557 I'm actually going to kind of miss him. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
558 OK, but can he swim? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
559 That is what happens when you for forget to put on the blindfold 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
560 Avast! Fish that scallywag out of the water. I want to see that again. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
561 I don't think he gets the true spirit of walking the plank. 1.2800 0.07244 75 61 7 7
562 It's to distract the press while we pillage. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
563 That's only going to earn Long John the silver. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
564 Always makes the best of any situation, doesn't he? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
565 Remember to leave this out of the obituary. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
566 Arrrrr! Three sheets to the wind, and still a perfect 10. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
567 That's not a cannonball. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
568 I'd say a "10" for style....and execution! 1.2800 0.07488 75 62 5 8
569 Tell the other Red Bull salesman he's up next. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
570 The cheeky bastard can't even swim! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
571 And,for his final dive.... 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
572 If he did it with a peg leg, then I'd be impressed. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
573 You got to admit, he went out in style. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
574 He saved the best for last. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
575 Ah, to be young and full of life again. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
576 Don't worry--if the sharks don't finish him off, lack of affordable health care will. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
577 Should've keelhauled him. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
578 What the... Really? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
579 Now watch for a splashless entry. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
580 . Ten points for style, none for execution. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
581 Sublime elevation, extension... I mean, arrgh! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
582 Ya' can't be havin' em walk the plank this close to Miami. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
583 Arrr, I'm giving the lad a 10.0 for execution. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
584 Hey! This ain't no Carnival Cruise ship! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
585 The kid had style. I'll give him that. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
586 He's really going overboard with these dives. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
587 There goes the dreaded Black Swan 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
588 And that, gentlemen, is the definition of "panache"! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
589 And he steals the gold! 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
590 I've never seen such a flawless execution. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
591 Perfect approach, excellent take-off, poor decision to dive into Shark Bay. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
592 That's it.....no more stops at Fire Island.... 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
593 I prefer his cannonball. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
594 A show off to the very end. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
595 Much better than the entertainment on our last cruise. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
596 I know, but he wasn't a team player. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
597 They call it assisted suicide. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
598 Performance arrrt, me matey. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
599 That confirms our suspicions. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
600 Now, that's a class act. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
601 He was always going for the gold, matey. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
602 I'll bet he can swim. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
603 I guess that's what it's like to see the ocean half full. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
604 Such talent. What a waste. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
605 I didn't expect Roger to be quite so jolly. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
606 Nope - still too much spring. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
607 It figures that, just when we get rid of him, he shows talent. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
608 Looks like he's done this before. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
609 This is why I am always saying we should just stab them. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
610 I told him to take a flying leap. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
611 Argh, he's always goin' for the gold, boys! 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
612 Charades just won't be the same with him gone. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
613 I'd like to see him try that with a peg leg. 1.2778 0.07459 72 59 6 7
614 Still showboating! 1.2778 0.07717 72 60 4 8
615 Let's rethink the fitness center. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
616 He always wanted to make a big splash. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
617 Always was a bit of a drama queen, aye?? 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
618 A diver's life for him. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
619 I said WALK the plank! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
620 Not a bad swan song. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
621 Well his approach was a little rushed. Otherwise, I'd give a 10. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
622 I deduct two points for flamboyance. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
623 We should have told him we've run aground. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
624 It's blimey awkward capturing French ships. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
625 Aye, ye jumped the shark. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
626 And I thought he'd stolen that gold medal... 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
627 Stop him! He's taking the gold! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
628 kind of takes the fun out of funeral 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
629 Nice, but without leg irons the degree of difficulty is really low. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
630 From now on let's just say walk the plank. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
631 It's time to start extreme vetting. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
632 I said it's time for your swan song, not swan dive, ye scurvy dog! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
633 That guy takes all the fun out of this. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
634 I knew piracy wasn't his passion. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
635 I like a man who goes out with style! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
636 We're just not getting through to him. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
637 Nice booty. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
638 Now we know who's from Penzance. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
639 Me'thinks he's not grasping the concept here. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
640 I give him some credit Mateys. When I said jump, he did not even ask how high. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
641 Arr... Perfect execution, for a perfect execution. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
642 His private diving lessons cost me an arm and a leg. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
643 The lying press will call it a swan dive. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
644 Let’s get back to lethal injection. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
645 I'll give that dive a 7 for difficulty and a 10 for execution. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
646 WOW! I hope he hits the landing. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
647 What do you think he knows that we don't? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
648 The damn fool thought I'd said this was to be his swan dive. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
649 I don't think he took this seriously. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
650 SERIOUSLY??? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
651 I like his attitude. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
652 He respectfully declined the cabinet position. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
653 Keep those toes pointed! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
654 THAT,,,,my friends, is how you walk the plank,,,,, 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
655 Arr…and a 10.0 for execution. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
656 Blast him, he makes it look like fun. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
657 What did I tell ye? The scurvy bilge rat be goin' for the gold! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
658 Aye, you've got to admire his hang-time. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
659 I told him that if he got an 8 or higher, a mermaid would save him. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
660 Shiver me springboards, it was suppose to be a reverse gainer with a twist ye scurvy dog! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
661 You just couldn't let me have my moment. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
662 Planking is so last year 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
663 Can't find good pirates these days... 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
664 Notice the arch in the back and point in the toes. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
665 There goes our best chance at a gold medal. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
666 Talk about going out in style. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
667 He'd better at least come back with silver 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
668 Aye, but will he nail the execution? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
669 Oh man, I hate it when they do that. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
670 And the gold goes to...us. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
671 Do you think he knows we hit a sandbar? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
672 And the winner is Gravity. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
673 Arg... I'll give it a 9.5 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
674 You've gotta love a guy who rises to the occasion. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
675 If only we could execute like him. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
676 Shiver me timbers. His swan song's a swan dive. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
677 9.5! Much better than yesterday. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
678 Tell the plankmaster a little less give on the next one. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
679 You know that this is the sudden death round mate. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
680 Th' legend be alive! 'Tis the flying Dutchman. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
681 Aye, it be mutiny in motion. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
682 Yar, but I bet he splashes. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
683 He has a real spring in his step. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
684 That's why we tie the hands and feet. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
685 We should have left him in Acapulco. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
686 I give this execution a 10. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
687 Even more insubordination! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
688 And that is exactly why he was never going to make it as a pirate. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
689 He's going for the gold. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
690 Look, nothing against the guy, it just wasn't a good fit. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
691 Arr, there be no more shanghaiing what's flying the rainbow colors. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
692 That's an 8.7 or I'll eat my parrot. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
693 This isn't his first gangplank 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
694 He burned our pecan chocolate soufflés for the last time! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
695 I hate it when they don't take me seriously... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
696 Aye, if he thinks I was hard on him, wait til he sees his score from the Russian judge! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
697 He never was one to make a splash. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
698 I'll bet that's why they tie their hands! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
699 If he nails the entry, maybe I'll reconsider. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
700 He's taking it well. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
701 I told him it was Olympic tryouts. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
702 I was hoping for a cannonball. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
703 Arrg!! So overboard about everything!! 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
704 Sure, that's a difficult dive to try, but what's he got to lose. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
705 So that's where he got the gold. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
706 That Mankoff fellow could be a real wise guy. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
707 Grace under pressure. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
708 I knew it... Pirate assisted suicide. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
709 To make things worse, I think he also has my wallet. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
710 I got a doubloon that says he nails the entry. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
711 Wait, weren't we supposed to bind his hands? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
712 The carbon fibre board does give a better bounce cap 'n. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
713 Whatever happened to a good ole fashioned cannonball? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
714 He wanted a swan dive to be his swan song. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
715 Yeah, he's been like this ever since we took him to Cirque du Soleil. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
716 Did you happen to mention the sharks? 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
717 This is the last time he upstages me. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
718 He's determined to get gold one way or another. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
719 Arr! From now on we just shoot the Millennials. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
720 He can dive, but can he swim... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
721 I really hate that guy. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
722 Swan Song 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
723 Nice, but he can't swim. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
724 WTF? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
725 We should have just given him 100 lashes 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
726 I was kind of expecting a cannonball 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
727 I said "dying swain," not "diving swan"! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
728 Argh! Everything is turning into a musical these days! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
729 We should send a gold medal to his next of kin. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
730 I'd give it a 10 for execution. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
731 He's taking the wind out of our sails! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
732 At least he died doing what he loved. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
733 You know...Its guys like him that take all the fun out of being a pirate. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
734 I say an eight. His arms be askew. Bring up the next finalist. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
735 Once a wise-ass, always a wise-ass. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
736 That my matey's is diving with dignity. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
737 Worst damn pirate I've ever seen. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
738 Now that's death with dignity. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
739 Did anyone remind him that it's Shark Week? 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
740 Now that's 'irrational exuberance' 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
741 So ends the mutiny of Calico Jack...Knife. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
742 If only he had scrubbed the deck with the same flourish. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
743 Ok. Back to cannonballs. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
744 You insubordinate bastard! 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
745 If only he could swim! 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
746 From now on they don't get a choice. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
747 7.5 maybe 8... I don't know. Let's see how the sharks liked it. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
748 I told ye to die, not dive. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
749 He always did have a flair for the dramatic. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
750 A welcome change from cannonballs. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
751 He was never really one of us, was he? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
752 I thought he was supposed to do a half gainer. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
753 Can we go back to calling it a plank? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
754 It's all in the execution mateys. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
755 Arrrh, mateys, in like a pirate, out like a dove. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
756 He was always jolly, Roger. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
757 Ok, we'll throw out the low score and the high score 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
758 Any more theoretical physicists aboard wanting to walk the Planck? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
759 The dive has a degree of difficulty of just 1.4 but I give him 9.5 for his execution. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
760 I knew we should have tied his hands. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
761 Now if he could only swim. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
762 I wasn't quite expecting his swan song to be a swan dive. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
763 Mock the plank will ye?! 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
764 Be careful, that's how I lost my leg. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
765 Wait until he realizes the water is only 34 degrees. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
766 I should have known this would happen when he danced the plank. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
767 Arrr, there's no taking the wind out of his sails! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
768 He's certainly going out in style. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
769 Five for difficulty, ten for attitude. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
770 A showboat, 'till the end, eh Carrrl? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
771 He evidently missed the ‘Land, ho!’ announcement. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
772 Next time water boarding. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
773 Aargh. A shame we'll never get to see his reverse pike. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
774 See now this is the very behavior I'm talking about! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
775 He said walking the plank was beneath him 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
776 He's not supposed to do that, is he? 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
777 Well if you gotta go, go with style! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
778 Only the French... 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
779 I told you we shouldn't have let him watch 'Peter Pan'. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
780 No way he sticks the landing. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
781 that's the last time we Shanghi someone from the circus. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
782 Let the record show, he took the blows and did it his way. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
783 Remember, you score 8.5 or higher and we throw you a rope. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
784 9.8 for form. "0 for survival 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
785 I get the feeling he's done this before. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
786 Guess he won't be in Tokyo in 2020. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
787 I wonder if he knows we are on a sandbar? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
788 Aye, I didn't see THAT coming. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
789 Heads or tails? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
790 That Peter Pan really knows how to turn lemons into lemonade! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
791 Arrr, that be Long John Louganis. 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
792 Finally one that emphasizes artistry! I hate it when they only focus on the execution. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
793 Nice execution. Not what I had in mind though. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
794 8.8, 8.6 and a 6.4 from the Russian Judge! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
795 Aarg, but can he nail the entry? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
796 Well, you've got to admire his form. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
797 We need a new punishment for repeat offenders...... 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
798 Less swash, more buckling. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
799 We're here for gold treasure not gold medals! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
800 Now that's going out with style. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
801 ...and don't come back. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
802 This is a pirate ship not Cirque du Soleil. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
803 He knows it is a green screen right? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
804 Good form but low degree of difficulty. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
805 9.6 on the dive. Next up, distance swimming. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
806 Talk about seizing the moment! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
807 He said it was going to be his swan song. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
808 These guys that live in the moment are ruining it for the rest of us. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
809 Good form, but he hasn't seen the shark yet. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
810 He still thinks everybody gets a trophy. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
811 One point deduction for no parrot 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
812 Aargh, not bad. But 'tis the keelhauling competition that is the make or break. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
813 Now that's what I call making lemonade out of lemons! 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
814 Nobody walks the plank like Louganis! 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
815 If he sticks the landing it's a 10. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
816 He's making the best of it. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
817 Aye Captain, I be given him a 10 on the dismount. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
818 I guess it would be more of a punishment if we didn't anchor so close to the brothel next time. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
819 Of course, they never do it when you ask. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
820 All this time--I knew his peg leg was fake! 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
821 You have to admire his style. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
822 Not bad for someone who can't swim. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
823 Good execution. I give it a 9. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
824 I really hate cheerful people. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
825 He takes planking to a whole new level. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
826 The good news is that you've scored a perfect 10. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
827 Swan song, ye scalliwag- not swan dive! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
828 Man, over bored. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
829 Going for gold. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
830 A class act till the end. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
831 I think he knows what he's doing . 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
832 Blimey, it's a 10! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
833 Not what I meant when I said "no more cannonballs". 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
834 Yeah, but can he do it with a wooden leg? 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
835 Yes, quite lovely. But you know they all taste the same once they hit the water. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
836 I'd give him an 8. His toes are pointed but he didn't tuck his chin. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
837 Degree of difficulty, 2 - Performance, 10 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
838 Anyone that competent has no place in my administration. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
839 He always goes so overboard... 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
840 You are taking the fun out of this! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
841 Remember... legs straight, toes pointed! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
842 Okay okay, maybe it really was Greg Louganis. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
843 Excellent execution but the degree of difficulty was lacking 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
844 Come back here ye swab, yer supposed to 'WALK' the plank! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
845 I like his attitude. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
846 Well, that diminished my sadistic satisfaction just a bit. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
847 Arrrgh. So that's how he got that body - planks! 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
848 Yeah, we know you were Johnny Depp's stuntman. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
849 Gary understudied in Pirates of Penzance 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
850 I was hoping for a better deterrent effect. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
851 Aye, the first member of our scurvy crew to hold up a score-card gets keelhauled 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
852 You sure you explained "walking the plank" protocol? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
853 We need to find a tougher punishment. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
854 We'll not shanghai crewmen at San Francisco ever again! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
855 Good Lord! He's diving right out of the cartoon frame! 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
856 His be a Trump-like approach - makin’ a spectacle of his willful blindness to reality. 1.2459 0.07981 61 52 3 6
857 A perfect score of 10. I need one of you to go after him to let him know he won. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
858 I feel like a Kidd again. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
859 It's only four feet deep here. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
860 I said, "Swan SONG!" 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
861 How many times must we go over this? Legs straight, feet together! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
862 Looks like he's going for pirate gold. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
863 He wants to go out with a splash. 1.2459 0.07631 61 51 5 5
864 He said it's called "The Dead Man's Chest." 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
865 He's still dropping his left shoulder slightly. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
866 Now I understand why his last request was an Esther Williams movie. 1.2459 0.07981 61 52 3 6
867 Do you think our severance package is too generous? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
868 He calls it pilates of the Caribbean. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
869 What part of "walk the plank" didn't you understand? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
870 He certainly was a free spirit. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
871 Maybe it's me, but he's not taking this very seriously. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
872 Said his name was Louganis. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
873 He's got his sea legs back. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
874 The Russian shipmate scores it a 3. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
875 Repurposing the plank was a great idea. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
876 "What does he know that we don't? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
877 You have to admit, it's a great swan song. 1.2459 0.07631 61 51 5 5
878 We will have to rethink what it really means to walk the plank. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
879 Now I remember. Canon ball. We forgot the canon ball. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
880 He calls that one 'America...November 8, 2016'. 1.2459 0.07981 61 52 3 6
881 Life aboard the USS Trump 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
882 He's no Jackknife Sparrow. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
883 I say a 9.0 and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty landlubber 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
884 Oh, to have two legs again. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
885 Must be his swan song. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
886 We're gonna need a shorter plank. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
887 We're gonna miss him on the dive team. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
888 Does he know we're in the shallow end? 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
889 When I said swan song, I was being figurative. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
890 If he does a cannonball, shoot him! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
891 You have to admit, for a traitorous, dog-faced, son-of-a-scallywog, his Swan Dive is impecable. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
892 Seems only fair to give 'im points on 'is execution. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
893 I told him this was to be his swan song; apparently he misheard” 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
894 Great form – a 9.8 for execution. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
895 He'll die as he lived: groveling for approval. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
896 Point your toes, POINT YOUR TOES, SMILE! 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
897 I told you we should have tied his hands together. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
898 Too bad we don't have a camera! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
899 Given the circumstances, I'd of preferred a cannon ball. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
900 I don't think that's the last we will see of the dread Pirate Louganis. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
901 Methinks a cannonball would've been a more piratical flourish. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
902 Such a waste of talent. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
903 This wasn't what I meant when I said we needed more cannonballs. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
904 Stop that, this is not supposed to be fun 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
905 Black beards favorite past time was to judge the execution of each diver. 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
906 Classy till the end. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
907 That may rate a ten, but he still can't swim. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
908 Nice arrrrrc. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
909 Sometimes I think he wanted to jump 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
910 Those Disney movies took all the fun out of being a pirate. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
911 No more Cirque du Soleil cruises 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
912 Quite a swan song! 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
913 Maybe we should have just cooked him? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
914 he wants to make walking the plank great again. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
915 Now, that's what I call a Swan Song, mateys! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
916 This is the last time we kidnap anyone from that damn Vegas show " 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
917 Now there be pirate's booty! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
918 And I'll make him pay for the plank. 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
919 He could have been in the 1672 Olympics! 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
920 The Dread Pirate Louganis 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
921 That swan dive is his swan song. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
922 Why does everybody have to make a big deal out of everything? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
923 Johnson always saw the glass as half full. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
924 Style? I'll give him points for execution. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
925 I said "Walk the plank" you stupid show off! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
926 Thank God...the last of those trying Wallendas. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
927 I'd give it a piece of eight point five. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
928 I’d say he went a little overboard on the rum! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
929 Now that's a swan song. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
930 That didn't go the way I expected... 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
931 I told him it was his swan SONG. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
932 Millenials are taking all the fun out of piracy. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
933 5.4 from the Russian pirate. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
934 I KNEW he wasn't straight! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
935 He never could follow orders. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
936 Top marks for presentation, and the entrée is to die for! 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
937 Well, he said he'd make death great again. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
938 My God, if curling can be an Olympic sport why did they reject this? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
939 Stopped being funny after the first time, Peter Pan. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
940 He may dive like a swan but can he swim with the sharks? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
941 9.5, 9.7, 9.6... 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
942 9.0, 10.0, 8.5. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
943 Let's wait til we see his entrance. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
944 Shiver me timbers! I clearly said to, 'WALK the plank!' 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
945 I said, 'Die scum!' Not, 'Dive scum!' 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
946 What a Swan Song. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
947 Style won't save you. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
948 Looking back, he always did do things with a bit of flair. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
949 The rarely executed swan song dive. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
950 Narcissist. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
951 He did always know how to make an exit. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
952 He's got a certain joie de vivre, doesn't he? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
953 If he does four summersaults I want him back. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
954 Shiver me swimmers. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
955 Is it too late to tell him Moonlight actually won? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
956 Your right, his toes should be straight. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
957 He did say his uncle was a Dauphin. 1.2321 0.08055 56 48 3 5
958 With Drumpf as President, they just go willingly now. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
959 Impressive, but I was hoping for a pike. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
960 I've heard of a swan song but a swan dive? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
961 He's no Jack Sparrow. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
962 I said die not dive ! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
963 Matinee on the Bounty 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
964 He never learned that pirates just aren't amused by irony. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
965 That bastard just took all the fun out of it 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
966 That's why he wanted the plank installed? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
967 I expected nothing less from a millennial. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
968 hold your applause until he survives 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
969 Get a new plank for the next prisoner, this one has too much spring to it. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
970 Aaargh! He's planking the walk! 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
971 Nice final attempt for the gold! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
972 Long John knew just what he needed for the Silver. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
973 This is why I tell you to never Shanghai dancers.... 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
974 I told him this was his 'swan' song ! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
975 I'll give that a 6 for Aaarrrtistic Impression. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
976 He always said he'd make a big splash someday. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
977 Fellas, it's gonna be a long week. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
978 Tuck, you bastard! Tuck! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
979 I still don't think he'll survive to the next round. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
980 ...and don't come back. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
981 Why won't he fall? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
982 Nobody likes a showoff! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
983 Aye giv' em a fiiive! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
984 Good form, but he's still a mutinous dog. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
985 That explains the gold. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
986 Damn it, he never takes me seriously. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
987 But would he do it without the blindfold? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
988 One doubloon says he nails the entry. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
989 I give him an eight point faaarrrrr! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
990 Well. His name's Roger. And he is jolly. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
991 "Shorten the damn board next time!' 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
992 New personnel directive: no more shanghaiing during Olympic years. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
993 He'll do better on Sparrow's crew. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
994 Always had to have the last word! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
995 Now THAT'S overboard! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
996 That wasn't what we had in mind when we said we were considering your execution. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
997 Resumes are great, but never underestimate the interview process! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
998 10 for style, 0 for brains. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
999 Why can't Peter Pan just walk the plank like everybody else? 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1000 Yarrr...I'd give 'em a 6 for his approach...and a 9.5 in execution 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1001 Perfect, till the end. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1002 He said that if he was going to sleep with the fishes, it wouldn't hurt to try to impress 'em a little first. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1003 Who knew? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1004 Wasn't he supposed to do that one in the forward tuck position with a half twist? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1005 I said no more Esther Williams movies. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1006 Great idea to raid the Olympic Village, Karl. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1007 I see someone’s been practicing. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1008 Arrgghh! We've lost 'im to the Cirque du Soliel! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1009 He’s takin’ the GOLD. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1010 Keep dragging him back till he gets it RIGHT! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1011 Aye, that'll cost him an arm and a leg! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1012 Let it be said, me hearties, that it was never his form, but his content that demanded of us this opprobrium. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1013 Summer Olympics , San Salvador, 1492 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1014 bloody show off to the very end !!! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1015 I thought he looked better in Rio. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1016 Nice form, but very low degree of difficulty. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1017 Yes, but he's a grog-snarfing scurvy dog with style. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1018 A 9.8 for form and a 1.4 for life expectancy. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1019 I give it a fouaaaarrrrr. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1020 I'd give it a deep 6 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1021 That's the last time we show those Esther Williams movies. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1022 Spring Break, Bermuda, 1695. YOLO. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1023 They never choose the cannonball. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1024 Let's see if the bird can swim. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1025 He always DID have to make a big production out of everything. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1026 He was dying to do that Swan Dive. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1027 Arg! He just stole the gold with that dive. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1028 Aaarrrrgggghhhh! He has my car keys! 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1029 I gotta say, PricewaterhousdCoopers sure goes out with a flourish. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1030 I told him 'swan song,' not 'swan dive.' 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1031 Nobody embraces the moment like Roger. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1032 I give it a 9.8 for form and a perfect 10 for execution. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1033 I said swan song, not swan dive! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1034 If he nails the entry, I'll call it a 10. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1035 That darn Roger is so Jolly, someday he'll have his own ship. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1036 9.5, 9.7, 9.6... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1037 Pity. He coulda been a contender. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1038 I'll give him a 10 for style and a 10 for stupid. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1039 Yarr, thar goes Divey Jones. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1040 Pull him back in. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1041 Hey Bruno, I guess this makes you cutest mate on board. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1042 Okay, maybe the severance package was a little too generous. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1043 . . . Nice execution all around, I guess? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1044 No more taking members of Cirque de Soleil prisoner. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
1045 He wasn't a good fit with our culture anyway. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1046 Perhaps we should have keelhauled him instead! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1047 Does he know this is his last swan dive? 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1048 Last time we shanghai Cirque du Soleil. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1049 There goes the chum. Get out your rods, boys. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1050 It loses its fun when they start to make it their own. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1051 It'll be a 10 mateys -- if the sharks let him make a clean entry. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
1052 Who does he think he is, Peter Pan? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1053 Ever the optimist! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1054 Tis a shame the Olympics won't recommence for another two hundred years. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1055 Remind me never to recruit at Juilliard again. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1056 I gotta work on my 'Walk the plank' instructions. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1057 When I said "starboard," that's not what I meant. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1058 He never got the booty, but he may still get the gold. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1059 No more espresso with the last meal ! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1060 Positive psychology has just gone too far. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1061 Impressive form, maybe we should've kept that one 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1062 Gaylord’s setting a bad precedent. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1063 You're right, he is gay. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1064 ... and if hanging doesn't work just shoot him 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1065 Smart-ass! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1066 He says his name is Amadaos Wallenda. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1067 What a showoff! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1068 Better make it good Mate, yer not getting a second go. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1069 Argh! He's going to over-rotate. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1070 Finally, a 10! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1071 Bring back a quart of grog and a dozen limes. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1072 Kind of ironic he was only stealing silver. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1073 He's just fishing for compliments. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1074 Personally, I would have gone for the reverse dive in the tuck position. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1075 Arggggh-uably the best of the day! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1076 Arrrrr... I was expecting a cannonball. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1077 Tell Ship's Carpenter to fashion a stiffer plank. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1078 Aye, under the circumstances, I'd give him a ten. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1079 He wasn't kidding about his very last dive ever would be a 10.0. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1080 Arrr....but will he rip the entry? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1081 Does he know that there's no lifeguard on duty? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
1082 Nobody likes a showoff! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1083 Wait for his water entry before we give a final score. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1084 Arrgh, 'tis worse than the cannonball. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1085 I knew it. Take urine samples from the crew. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1086 That's good, but there no do-overs. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1087 In my day, we did cannonballs. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1088 Aaargh. Looks like he's not going down without a flight. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1089 And that, gentlemen, is savoir-faire. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1090 You can tell he's done a lot of planks. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1091 Why do I get the feeling he purposely let us find out he had stolen the extra food? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1092 Shiver Me Timbers! Excellent arch on the back, but can he minimize the splash? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1093 He's gone off the deep end. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1094 He obviously misunderstood my order of "We are going for the Gold" ! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1095 Hate to see him go, but I love to watch him die. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1096 Shiver me timbers, that's a ten if I've ever seen one. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1097 Matey, get the man a towel, a proper speedo and all the steroids we have onboard; we're changing course. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1098 I give him an eight 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1099 Isn't it early to be leaving the Administration? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1100 We really need a stiffer plank 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1101 Look at that! Like a republican without Obamacare. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1102 Blimey! 9.2 for execution. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1103 Jerk! 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1104 He's in defiance again. I said walk. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1105 Well, give him a 10 for form. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1106 I told him it would be his swan SONG, not swan dive! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1107 Arrrr.. good riddance. 'Greg Louganis' was a lousy name for a pirate anyway. 1.2222 0.08219 54 47 2 5
1108 He needed to chase a different kind of gold 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1109 If there is no splash bring him back aboard. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1110 And the Russian judge only gave him an eight? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1111 Points for style. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1112 Should we have saved him for Tokyo 2020? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1113 Always less satisfying when they do that. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1114 Tell the carpenter the plank's a bit too green. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1115 Billy said he might be a flight risk. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1116 I always knew he'd make just a little splash. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1117 If I told you once, I told you twice never to Shanghai anyone from the Olympic diving team. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
1118 No doubt about it. Steroids. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1119 It really takes the fun out it. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1120 Good, but doesn't shiver me timbers. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1121 This is gonna ruin our reputation 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1122 His last ship was with the Carnival Cruise Line.... 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1123 You told him he only gets one try! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1124 I guess he took 'swan dive' literally. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1125 7.5, 8.0, 7.5 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1126 I lost my leg on that maneuver... 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1127 Wow, he's really raising the bar on the phrase "walk the plank!!" 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1128 Arr! Why do I always get the sardonic mutineers? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1129 And by the way, Jones, there's a shark down there getting bored with his mannequin. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1130 Very Showy but 3 pieces of 8 says it's a belly flop. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1131 He's dying as he lived: a complete flop! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1132 9.5 for form, but 2 points deducted if he drowns. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
1133 Man, I really hate that guy. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1134 Arrgh! I'll give 'em a 9.6. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1135 I give it a 3. Good form, but not piratey. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1136 He's a show off right to the end. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1137 Now that's going out on a high note! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1138 Argh! 'Tis a pity... Such talent, but soooo annoying. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1139 The Triple Lindy, hardest dive I ever saw in my life. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1140 He flipped us the bird! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1141 Everything was always a competition with him. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1142 He always had a flair for exits 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1143 I said jump off not show off/ 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1144 I told you. Its much better if we don't flog first. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1145 I could do that. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1146 Let's wait to see his splash before we start handing out scores 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1147 Well that's the last we'll see of Quartermaster Phelps! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1148 Who was suppose to tie him? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1149 I must admit I never thought he would do a tuck and pike. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1150 I thought it strange when he volunteered to walk the plank 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1151 Aye, he's overthinking 'going for the gold'. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1152 Worst cannonball ever 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1153 He always had a flair for the theatrical. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1154 Walk. WALK! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1155 The problem in a nutshell. I told him to walk the damn thing. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1156 "Too much 'yo ho ho and a bottle of rum' I think. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
1157 He gets a bronze. I keep the gold and silver. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1158 What he lacks in loyalty he does compensate with his exuberance. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1159 A short walk followed by a beautiful spring dive off a relatively short plank. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1160 Arrrrrrrrrr, the judges reluctantly have to give him straight 10's! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1161 Good elevation, knees together, nice arch. Now let's see if he can stick the entry. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1162 I'm so done with 'Penzance' 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1163 If he nails the entry, I think we'll have a winner. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1164 Agggghhrrr! 9.5 Bring out the next one! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1165 It's a ten, and that's final. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1166 We have to go through this every 4 years. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1167 Captain Trump banishes the press from the ship of state. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1168 I take it all back... Throw him the buoy. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1169 Nobody likes a smartass. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1170 All I said was "Bring-on yer best cannonball, mate", and he does this. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1171 I've seen better cannonballs. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1172 Lazy scallywag. That dive has a low degree of difficulty. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1173 I was kind of hoping for a jackknife. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1174 That guy just reeks positivity! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1175 Decent form, but I'd deduct points for the splash on entry. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1176 Definitely a 10. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1177 Degree of difficulty: 1.6; Execution: A perfect 10 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1178 We really should have all the naysayers on deck to see this. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1179 Definitely 9.5 out of 10 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1180 Hanky-planky! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1181 Egad! Who has the sunken treasure map? 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1182 Perfect arrrrrc 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1183 His first dive was better. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1184 He makes being a pirate Great Again 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1185 That's one way to walk the plank. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1186 Arrrr, I be givin him a 9.5.He be a little short on his tuck. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1187 Nothing beats going in style! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1188 If he can swim like he dives then we're out of a job. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1189 Somebody's been doping 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1190 I guess he knew that this was his swan song! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1191 A Bolshoi move! Did he meet with the Russians too? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1192 Next time lets not include a severence package. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1193 So now you tell me: " Louganis" is Mr Greg's last name! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1194 It's always about HIM 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1195 Bon Voyage, Cousteau! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1196 Now there's a mutineer with attitude. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1197 What part of 'walk the plank' did you not understand? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1198 He be still going for the gold ! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1199 Swan's last moments will certainly set a precedent in style, if not in song. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1200 Marrrrvelous execution! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1201 Arrgh, I was thinking he'd do the cannon ball 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1202 Why exactly did we decide to use the fiberglass plank? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1203 Ok, but we still win the electoral vote 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1204 I mean his form is huge step up from the last few others, but yeah, I agree we should start tying them up. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1205 Always goin' fer th' gold. A true scurvy pirate to th' end. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1206 No, even if you stick the entry, there is NO next round. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1207 Let's see how he does in the more technical rounds 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1208 I hope that's the last we see of the Flying Wallendas. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1209 They aren't "The Pirates of Panache" for nothing. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1210 Next time you order them to walk the plank...a little less enthusiasm. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1211 Arghh, if only he'd swabbed the decks with such panache. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1212 He's enjoying that too much. Pull him in so I can hang him. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1213 20 doubloons he belly flops. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1214 What you bet his feet don't enter vertically? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1215 Executive order - no more funding for the arts 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1216 "That's not going to impress the Russian judge". 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1217 He has a future 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1218 Since the last election they've not required much coercion 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1219 He didn't have plunder but he did have talent. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1220 I think he misunderstood me when I said 'This is your swan song." 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1221 Makes you wonder if millennials respect any of our traditions. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1222 All I said is I thought the bouillabaisse could use a little salt 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1223 Too little too late! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1224 Let's get this ship moving. Maybe we can lose him. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1225 We treasure moments like this 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1226 Showboat dive. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1227 I would give it a 9.0 for its technical difficulty, but only a 5.0 for its originality. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1228 He made the plank walking great again 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1229 Lousy pirate, but excellent form. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1230 We need to dramatically increase the degree of difficulty. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1231 He said, "Save the last swan dive for me. I said, 'tell it to the fishies.'" 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1232 Such grace for a treacherous yellow-bellied scoundrel. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1233 Might as well work on my form while I'm at it. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1234 It looks like he lied when he said he couldn't swim. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1235 I now hate the bastard even more! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1236 I'm glad the mutiny hasn't dampened his spirits. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1237 8 - 7" , "7 - 8" , "9 - 9 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1238 Wow! A swan dive for his swan song. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1239 He said sharks don't eat swans. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1240 I give him a Ten for his execution. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1241 Really hate to see the two legged ones go. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1242 That'll be a hard plank to follow. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1243 Apparently, his divorce was just finalized. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1244 It's just as well. He never really fit in anyway. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1245 It don't look very death-defying to me. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1246 On the other hand, I'll miss his sense of humor. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1247 Hence the nickname, Jolly Roger. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1248 What part of 'flawless execution' did you not understand? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1249 Now that's what I call "glass half full". 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1250 He used to do ballet. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1251 Arrrgh! Not the Triple Lindy! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1252 So this is what happens when we raid the oylimpics 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1253 That's the third one this week. We may need to adjust our approach. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1254 Showboat. My silver's on the sharks. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1255 I'm not sure he fully understands walking the plank. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1256 That's exactly why he had to walk the plank. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1257 He gets an 8 for take off and a 10 for execution. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1258 I didn't have the heart to tell him we haven't left the dock yet and it's only five feet of water. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1259 Argggh 9.5! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1260 I'll give ye good execution points, but thar better be no splash. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1261 Aye...that's making the best of a bad situation. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1262 He's jumping ship! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1263 Too bad he failed the drug test. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1264 No more French pirates - I'm sick of their 'je ne sai quoi' 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1265 So that's how he got his gold. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1266 It's his cannonball that really knocks 'em dead. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1267 Aargh, execution perfect. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1268 The judges will still penalize him for being eaten. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1269 Still, I'm going to miss him. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1270 A well executed double entendre 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1271 Aye, 'tis a graceful arrrc. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1272 His last meal was a pot of coffee. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1273 All I ever ask for is a cannonball... 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1274 9.5 ....... 9.3 ....... 9.8! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1275 I was kind of hoping for a forward two and a half somersaults in the pike position. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1276 That's Roger for you - jolly to the end. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1277 Aye, he's going for the gold. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1278 And let it be known that his kisses were just as spectacular. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1279 His form is good, but he can't say 'Arrghh' to save his life. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1280 Wait, that's not a cannonball... 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1281 No, you idiot! This is supposed to be your swan SONG, not your swan DIVE! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1282 Finally ,someone who appreciates the moment 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1283 He said he's practicing for Tokyo 2020. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1284 He wanted to go out in style. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1285 Arg, but let's see if he can stick the landing. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1286 I knew we shouldn't have let them practice. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1287 A show-off to the end. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1288 I think we should give him the gold! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1289 Like I said, he could talk the talk but he couldn't walk the walk. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1290 "6" in Difficulty, "10" in Execution. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1291 A doubloon says he belly flops. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1292 He was the ship's opera singer. This is his final performance. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1293 ed's over eels 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1294 Ten for execution. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1295 He calls this dive the Captain Hook. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1296 He's been doing that every day since the Ringling brothers went under. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1297 I give that 9.2 sharks. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1298 To his credit, Juan always did have a positive attitude. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1299 Worst case of spring fever I've ever seen. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1300 Well, he's going out with style. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1301 Nice to deal with a real professional for a change. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1302 Maybe sharks appreciate flamboyant. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1303 Overachiever. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1304 Walking the plank has gone overboard. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1305 Say what ya will, but he was a pirate's pirate - right up the end. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1306 Well, I guess we know who stole the lime juice. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1307 He's seen to many Errol Flynn movies. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1308 Could be the first 10 we've ever seen! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1309 That's going out with style! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1310 I give it a ten point zero, but I'll bet he can't do it again 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1311 Too much spring, not enough fall. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1312 Wait til we post this! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1313 I'd give it a nine. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1314 Long Swan Silver, away! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1315 I had to get rid of him because he was always trying to one-up me! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1316 Sure, but how will he perform on platform? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1317 I said, 'Shiver me timber', not 'Show me you're limber'. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1318 He always did have style. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1319 yarrrr that's the way a real man dies 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1320 9, 8.5, 9.5 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1321 A death-defying dive was a clever idea 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1322 I wouldn't have expected any less from Jolly Roger. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1323 Mutinous to the end, I see. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1324 He'll definitely make it to the finals this year. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1325 A little too high, but 9.3. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1326 It certainly is nice to see someone who can face adversity with aplomb. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1327 I'm sure I said:...his swan song. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1328 That is not what I meant by execution. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1329 Too bad he still can't get the gold. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1330 This is the last time he demands a Matinee on the Bounty. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1331 That's the kind of sass that got him here. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1332 Add "insubordination" to the list. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1333 He did everything with panache. I despise panache. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1334 Aaarrggghh! I said 'walk', matey! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1335 I'll give it a 9.8 if there's no splash 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1336 Amerigo's got talent. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1337 That's two 7s and an 8 for his last dive. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1338 You had one job Rusty, one job. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1339 Aargh. Tell the crew that Mr. Louganis be no longer with us. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1340 Perfect ten for execution 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1341 Who does he think he is, Peter Pan? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1342 Nice touch. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1343 "I give that a perfect 10"! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1344 Well, there goes another cabinet member. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1345 If it helps, that's a ten. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1346 Does he know the Olympic Diving competition isn't for 200 years? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1347 Have you noticed that the millennials have no respect for tradition. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1348 Let this be a lesson to ye, if ye even think about stealin' me steroids! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1349 With the sharks and the distance to land, it has a high degree of difficulty. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1350 That pretty much says it all... 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1351 Looks like it leaked that Trump is replacing me. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1352 Silly Captain Hook, did you forget that I can fly? 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
1353 That’s not the way you earn gold on this ship! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1354 How did you forget the cement blocks ? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1355 Arrr . . . .it's a 10! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1356 Next up, a dive that speaks to the darker side of pirate life. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1357 And I always thought he'd end with a cannon ball 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1358 What a twat. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1359 Well, at least he's going out in style! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1360 Keep an eye on him matey, I don't like the looks of this. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1361 He was never one to turn down a dare. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1362 Argh, I told you we shouldn't have put the plank at regulation height. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1363 That one's a 10 for sure mateys. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1364 I'd call that a swan song. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1365 Mutiny aside, Jeff never failed to dazzle a crowd. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1366 A definite 9.0! No - 9.5!! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1367 Nice form but the sharks don't care about that 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1368 If only he put the same effort into swabbing the deck. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1369 Under the circumstances, you have to appreciate the irony of his choosing to do a swan dive. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1370 That's gonna be hard to top...who's next? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1371 It must be Spring time. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1372 So that's what they mean by " last swan dive" 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1373 There goes Jolly Roger! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1374 Aye, lads, there be pluck. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1375 Yo Ho, Yo Ho The pirates life for me. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1376 I told him it was a tryout for the Olympics. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1377 Stick to the script, damn it! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1378 Donald is always jumping to conclusions. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1379 Greg Louganis’ great, great, great, great grandfather fell victim to pirates. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1380 I'm loving this bouncy new plank, me mateys. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1381 Now that's dying gracefully. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1382 He chose this over competing at Rio. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1383 He elected to go out with a splash? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1384 Shiver me timbers! Captain Phelps is goin' for the gold! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1385 He calls this one the Neverland. 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
1386 Can't arrgue with that. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1387 Who's bright idea was it to make Greg Louganis walk the plank? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1388 Somehow I don't think he's king of the world. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1389 I don't care if he nails the entry. He's still not getting the gold. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1390 He was cursed with Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1391 So ends the reign of the Dread Louganis 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1392 And yet he would never do a cannonball when I asked for one. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1393 I can't believe the Somali judge only gave him a 6. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1394 Damn his insouciance! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1395 He opted for a swan dive for his swan song. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1396 Take a look, mateys--that's what they mean by grace under pressure! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1397 He calls himself the Flying Dutchman. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1398 These artistic types have always had trouble with piracy. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1399 That's arrr..guably the best plank walk I've ever seen. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1400 Might as well make a splash. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1401 Our job has gotten so much easier since Trump was elected. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1402 He said, 'Anything but walk the plank.' I think he lied to us. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1403 I knew he was gay. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1404 I didn't even know he was gay. 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
1405 Hate to admit it, but I'm really going to miss that guy. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1406 Rum - gives you wings 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1407 This new plank technology is going to revolutionize the industry. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1408 He just qualified for the Blackbeard Invitational. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1409 Aye matey, Rafael always did have more swash than buckle! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1410 I give him a ten for chutzpah alone. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1411 He really owned that one 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1412 The last Republican! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1413 I'm going to miss that guy. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1414 Your zipper's down! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1415 What happens on the Jolly Roger stays on the Jolly Roger. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1416 NOW he points his toes. Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1417 That's it, we're going back to keelhauling! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1418 Oh Yeah, well you're still a lousy deck hand! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1419 Blimey! I said, "prepare your swan song, not your swan dive!" 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1420 I'd give him a 9.5 but with points off for execution 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1421 Now that's what I call a great execution, me Hearties! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1422 I don't think he quite understands. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1423 I'm beginning to think some of you are a bit too eager to leave this administration. 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
1424 Give him credit, he turned his swan song into a swan dive. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1425 Do you he's mocking us? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1426 I said I was going to enjoy watching him die. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1427 Wait... if he's not steering, who is? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1428 I'd like to see him make that move with a pegleg. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1429 I wondered why his last wish was a Speedo. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1430 An' that'll be the last we see of that scurvy rat Houdini. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1431 I’m just saying this park put pirate authenticity first when I started working here in the early 1990s. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1432 Everything's a show for him. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1433 Yeah, but for a pirate, Greg does a lousy "cannonball". 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1434 A scoundrel,but I give him a 10 for diving. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1435 How am I supposed to follow that? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1436 Aye' me thinks he has done this before. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1437 He may deserve this for his cooking, but you can't say that he doesn't have panache. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1438 Nice arrrrrrrrrrc. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1439 I hate the showboaters. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1440 It's a new dive called the swan song! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1441 I'm thinking he has a plan B. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1442 Slightly less savage-now that we offer a trophy. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1443 I said walk the plank and die not dive. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1444 Synchronized is next up. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1445 He coulda had a real future on a cruise ship. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1446 He'll be a lot less cocky in a second when he realizes we're in shallow waters. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1447 Damn. That loser goes out a full gainer. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1448 He WAS the Disney guy 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1449 He's mocking me! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1450 I’ll miss that sight of him walking the deck in his tutu. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1451 Looks like that bucko's definitely found his sea legs captain! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1452 It's not over 'til it's over. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1453 I hate a show-off. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1454 Now I understand what he meant about walking the plank "my way." 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1455 Maybe we didn't have to tell him it's a qualifying event. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1456 Looks like a Reverse 1 1/2 Somersault in the Pike Position. The good old days of Walking the Plank are over. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1457 Five doubloons says he'll over-rotate on the entry. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1458 Arrrg!! Flamboyant Phil couldn't just walk the plank like everyone else. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1459 Well he was an Olympian before he joined my crew! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1460 He'll get lots of likes on Facebook but he'll never know it! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1461 He's going for the gold, again. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1462 No one on my ship's going to be more flamboyant than its captain. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1463 Oh No. He took the GPS. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1464 Disqualified for doping! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1465 He's going for the Pieces of Eight. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1466 Clearly not the first time he's walked the plank. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1467 He's not going off the deep end. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1468 I'm old school. I like a tight cannonball. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1469 Now that's what I call a death defying leap. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1470 He falls to his death with the greatest of ease. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1471 He always wanted to go out on a high note. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1472 Now if only his fencing were as good. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1473 I prefer it when they cower. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1474 You'll never work in this town again! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1475 That’s a nice enough dive, but someone needs to tell Peter that we are part of the Olympic sailing team. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1476 Aye, silver. Gold if he nails the landing. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1477 Chutzpah. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1478 This all could've been avoided if only you had told us where you hid the gold medals. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1479 Damn! I forgot he's the only one who knows how to operate the GPS. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1480 Just because he has style, it doesn't mean he's gay. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1481 Oh, that is just classic Jones. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1482 Sure the form is great. But what about "degree of difficulty"? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1483 We're going to have to be more specific than, "Exit this way." 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1484 Still trying to capture the gold! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1485 Too much shiver in the timber. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1486 Well, you were right about the liquor ration. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1487 8.5 for take-off and 8.0 for elevation. Let's see how execution goes. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1488 Whatever. Let's see his entry. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1489 He has style, I'll give him that. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1490 I give it 1.8 for Degree of Difficulty. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1491 Not only is he a Mexican stowaway, he's also a performance-enhancing drug user, so I persuaded him to self-deport. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1492 Final judgment: 8 if he sticks the landing. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1493 I said, this is going to be your swan song, not your swan dive! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1494 It won't impress the sharks. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1495 Max enjoys walking the Planck, constantly. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1496 Argh...somebody shoot him! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1497 "We never said the amenities included an on-board pool". 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1498 The last planker managed only a 7.8. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1499 Take-off 6. Elevation 9. Execution 7! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1500 Another reason we hate you! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1501 He complimented tattoos and man buns but wouldn't say anything nice about me peg leg. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1502 Great height, let's watch for that entry. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1503 Always wondered why they call themselves "the pirates of pizzazz" 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1504 And for execution, I give his swan dive a 9 out of 10. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1505 Okay, I'll give him his dammed "Ten." 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1506 Okay, my mistake. You're not a piker. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1507 Oh well. Pirates don't have a team in the Olympics anyway. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1508 I've seen better elevation, but high marks on degree of difficulty. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1509 Spring is now in the air 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1510 You must admit I have a way of getting the best out of me men. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1511 We've lost our edge. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1512 Argh...another swan song. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1513 We'll have the last laugh when he sees the reef. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1514 Much less impressive without the Orca breaching. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1515 8.7, 9.2, 9.0 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1516 You didn't tell me he was an Aculpoco pirate. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1517 He's always been very flambuoyant. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1518 No, no, no... It can't be. Not the Triple Lindy! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1519 *and thus the diving board was formed* 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1520 argh! look at that booty 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1521 Fish this guy out. Guaranteed gold in 2020 and we'll all be rich! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1522 Obviously, HE doesn't have scurvy. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1523 Good form. Low level of difficulty. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1524 Joke's on him. We're aground. A foot o' water waitin' on him. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1525 Arrg, tis the last time he shows-off around here. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1526 He was supposed to tuck, not planck 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1527 Boys, this guy just gave me an idea that will turn our whole lives around when we get back to Penzance. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1528 What ship does he think he's on anyway, the Love Boat? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1529 We've got a loose cannon. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1530 Aye, a fine looking swan but without a tiny splash, the whole thing is crap. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1531 Looks like he'll nail the entry, but let's see how he does on the exit. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1532 And good riddance to ye Crewman Phelps! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1533 It was this or another Senate hearing. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1534 Argh, bugger thinks he's friggen Peter Pan... Riddence I say! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1535 Typical Dutchman. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1536 On a scale of 1-100, I give 'em-atey. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1537 Approach was shaky but great execution. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1538 Thems that flys will be the lucky ones. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1539 He gets a 10 if he nails the entry. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1540 Third one this week. They've gotta sell springless planks somewhere! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1541 You think he's trying to tell us something? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1542 But the envelope said La La Land 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1543 I should've told him that's how I lost my leg. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1544 Now there's a guy who's going out with a splash. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1545 Good riddance, and you better not give us a bad rating on Uber! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1546 And that's why they called him Jolly Roger. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1547 Excellent dive, chum. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1548 DIVERS OF THE CARIBBEAN 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1549 Not exactly the fear inducing effect I was hoping for. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1550 Aye, too much shiver in that timber. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1551 His rrrrrrrrrrrtistic performance is a ten. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1552 He never was a cannonball kind of guy. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1553 He told me he was Dutch, but I didn't make the connection. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1554 His back is a bit over-arched. That's really going to hurt his score from the Russian pirates. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1555 Cannonball! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1556 You can't fire me! I quit! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1557 We thought we had Michael Flynn, not Erroll 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1558 Usually it's a cannonball. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1559 I give him a 7 out of 10 for the delivery and a 9 out of 10 for the execution of his execution. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1560 If you make a big splash I'll kill you. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1561 It's his swan dive. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1562 I knew Louganis would leave. He wasn't much of a pirate. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1563 I asked for your swan SONG. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1564 It's a 4.9 out of 5, but he's still eliminated! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1565 He's jumping to conclusions. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1566 Maybe we ought to rethink your plank-walking idea, Renwick. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1567 Glad to see the last of the captured crew from the Olympia! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1568 Aye, I give him a nine! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1569 Scurvylicious 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1570 I said buckle your swash, not go for a wash... 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1571 More evidence of his narcissistic personality disorder! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1572 I'm not going to miss him. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1573 This looser jumps ship rather see America great again. Sad 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1574 What did the German judges give him? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1575 Nobody likes a plankster! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1576 "9.8 for form; 2.0 for stupidity". 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1577 He's going for gold. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1578 Let the sharks all give him a 10. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1579 The morale of my cabinet has never been higher. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1580 He always did have a certain elan! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1581 Guy meets with the Russian ambassador and all of a sudden he thinks he's hot shit 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1582 The Barbary pirates gave him a perfect "10." 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1583 Fantastic height. Excellent form. Noble demeanor. 9.6!! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1584 Maybe he actually is who he said he was 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1585 Bart took "walking the plank" to new heights! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1586 Yarr, it be be a perfect ten, maties! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1587 I give him a 1.0 on following the Captain's orders, but a 9.9 on style. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1588 I think he's had enough practice. The next one counts. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1589 I really hate a show-off. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1590 That's him right to the end. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1591 He was always a bit of a show-off. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1592 I voted for keelhauling 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1593 If only that were a jackknife, I'd let him back aboard. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1594 They love the swan dives, don't they? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1595 Seems a swan dive is his swan song. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1596 Aarrrggg, great form, but the Russian judge won't be satisfied. Maybe we can talk to the Ambassador like everybody else does. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1597 I see Mister Smythe is off to Davy Jones' Locker Room again. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1598 Gentlemen, I bid thee adieu 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1599 He's such a show-off ever since the Summer Olympics. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1600 I ordered him to WALK the plank. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1601 9.5. Now die! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1602 His critics at going to eat him alive. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1603 He said today's his day off. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1604 Another cruise ship captive. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1605 Are we being flipped off? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1606 This is how we cure Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1607 His last meal was a Lifesaver®! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1608 Well, he's certainly got chutzpah. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1609 This never happened, it's fake news. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1610 A basic dive, but the degree of difficulty very high. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1611 He should have never done that to the parrot. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1612 Text Michael. Tell him Luca sleeps with the fishes. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1613 This is the last time we capture a cruise ship on the way to Rio. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1614 You're on the team! Get Davey Jones a locker! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1615 Wait! The Russian judge wasn't ready! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1616 I give it 5.0 for degree of difficulty and 6.0 for execution. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1617 Alright...Who was in charge of the whipping? 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1618 He always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1619 Haul him back in and see how he does on the 10m platform from the crow's nest. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1620 Dammit, I told him to walk the plank 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1621 Pier pressure... 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1622 You obviously didn't tell him about the kraken. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1623 Aargh! This isn't an Olympic year is it? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1624 Credit where due. The bloomin' mutineer knows how to go out with style. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1625 Paul would not be deterred by the realness of the Pirates of The Caribbean themed park. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1626 Lower a ladder, me hardies. Let's have him do that again. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1627 I told him we would put it on Facebook Live. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1628 What a way to go.. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1629 Dancing with the Sharks audition 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1630 Since when is Walking the Plank in the Olympics? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1631 I had no idea it could be so complicated. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1632 Avast ye scallywags, that's the last leaker. Now let's plug the holes so the three of us can make this ship great again? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1633 Arrr! He still be shark bait. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1634 Great form, but bad planning. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1635 I SAID...WALK! the Plank, Not.. MOCK the PLANK! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1636 He seems to be taking the mutiny well. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1637 Tuck like I showed'ya, Johnny! Tuck!! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1638 Those damn gays take the fun out of everything. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1639 I said walk, you scurvy varmint! Now get back here and do it again! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1640 I love a man with sangfroid. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1641 He really is the most interesting man in the world. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1642 He wants to be in Pirates of Pinterest. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1643 Waltzing the Plank 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1644 He said he heard "planking" is good for building abs. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1645 The French always have to be so damned dramatic! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1646 He's just ok. You should have seen me when I had both legs. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1647 He wanted to finish his swan song with a swan dive. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1648 Mutiny should be made an Olympic sport. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1649 Fake swan dive. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1650 Now thar be a fine swan dive. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1651 We need to find a new way of punishin' showoffs. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1652 Tally his scores, then check his blood work for performance enhancing substances. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1653 Blimey,, looks like he's done this before! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1654 ARGH, 8 for style and but only 3 for difficulty. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1655 Notice the elevation, I'm really impressed with that bamboo laminated board. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1656 I hate youtube. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1657 That's one way to do it. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1658 Consider this your swan song 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1659 Ay, he be that loser Long John Bronze. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1660 He gets a lot of loft from that extra leg. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1661 Bloody 'ell! A swan dive!? Lads, in my day, the intrepid hero woulda done a double reverse somersault to escape... 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1662 Figured he go with a cannonball. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1663 That figures.................the guy always was a show-off 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1664 Walk the Plank is supposed to be fun for US. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1665 He said that "walking the plank is fake news, believe me", then he jumped. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1666 We never should have become pirates in Neverland. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1667 I hate him, but goddammit do I respect him. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1668 You know, I'm really gonna miss that guy! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1669 That's it! I'm canceling the prison empowerment program. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1670 That's the last order he'll disobey on this ship. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1671 Heads, I win. Tails, you lose. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1672 Why couldn't he walk the plank like everyone else? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1673 Aaarrrrh, 9.3 . 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1674 I hate these carbon fiber planks 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1675 Wrong !!! Do it again 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1676 Well, that felt personal. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1677 Obviously a Russian... 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1678 That's the last time we press gang from a circus. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1679 His form is not bad, but wait for the splash before you judge him. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1680 Who knew? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1681 You’re NOT supposed to ENJOY this! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1682 If he nails the entry again, better reinstate keel-hauling. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1683 Shimmy me timber! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1684 Write if you get work 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1685 Kind of light in the loafers. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1686 I think it's called "planking" 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1687 I just remembered we need more cannonballs. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1688 Good riddance! His lousy entry at Rio was an embarrassment! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1689 Peter forgets he can no longer fly in middle age. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1690 There is where we differ, I'm a destination fan. Him? The journey. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1691 You don't hear the sharks applauding. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1692 I think "Walking the Plank" just did an Olympic-winning dive. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1693 He takes the fun out of a just punishment! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1694 For these young people the plank is just another good time. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1695 Did you explain that this isn't a cruise ship? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1696 Well, I'd like to see him do that again. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1697 Arrr. He does be a drama queen. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1698 Fine. Next time we keelhaul you. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1699 I told you we should have hung him from the highest yard arm. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1700 Can you believe the ego on that guy? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1701 A little showy, but let's give him a 9.2 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1702 Now you clowns tell me he is a long distance swimmer. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1703 Judges say he is going to need at least an 8.5 if they plan on out placing team Somalia. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1704 He had a dive scholarship in college. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1705 Mutiny on the Bouncy! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1706 I love a man who goes out in style! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1707 Nothing in his his life Became him like the leaving it. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1708 He always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1709 Aye, deduct a point for no Speedo's 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1710 He hasn't been the same since he saw that summer production of 'Pirates of Penzance.' 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1711 There we go, one less loose cannon. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1712 Aye, we’ll be scrapping the suggestion box. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1713 I told him this was his swan SONG, not his swan dive. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1714 Arghh...another millennial. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1715 I'd give him a 10 before that shark gets him! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1716 Ars longa, vita brevis !? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1717 Next time tie his hands and blindfold him! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1718 Told you he went to Rio. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1719 Yaaaaar form is flawless ! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1720 Nothing more irritating than an eternal optimist. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1721 Captain, are you sure this how fly fishing is done? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1722 Fabulous take off! Let's see what the judges say... 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1723 Well, he's no Sparrow! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1724 Methinks he's done this before! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1725 Show off. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1726 He could never take a joke. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1727 Arrrrguably the best jump I have ever seen, that's how you walk the plank in style 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1728 Every four years a prisoner tries out for the Olympics. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1729 Sublimey! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1730 True, but style isn't everything. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1731 In a few seconds, Roger won't feel so jolly. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1732 At least he died doing what he loved. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1733 Two doubloons says he belly flops 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1734 In the shark community we're known for our presentation. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1735 I thought we were discussing a swan SONG? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1736 10 so far. Another 10 if he misses the sharks. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1737 Yer right mates...'tis Greg Louganis 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1738 Would that be form or function? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1739 Aaaargh !! Cockeyed optimists always spoil the fun 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1740 We'll get a laugh when he sees we're stranded on a sand bar. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1741 Avast, me hearties! 'Tis another flawless execution! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1742 I said 'sleep with the fishes,' not 'dive with the swans!' 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1743 I give it a 10. No prisoners left to top it. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1744 Set sails for Mar-a-Lago! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1745 We have a flag, but too bad we don't represent a country. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1746 A little less coke in the rum next time, eh? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1747 You should see his half gainer 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1748 We're gonna have to rename The Black Death after this display. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1749 Wow! Too late to get him back? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1750 In retrospect, piracy in the Bahamas isn't that terrifying. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1751 Swan? I said Dead Man's Flop! 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1752 You just had to show off, didn't you 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1753 We'll I'll be.......a nine and a half! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1754 Did I forget to tell you that we drifted closer to shore overnight? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1755 Yeah, good luck finding your bliss. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1756 You know... I've got to admit that I always loved his attitude and I'm gonna miss him. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1757 Excellent form, but can he stick the landing? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1758 If I had known he'd be so happy about it... 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1759 I treasure talent over treasure. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1760 Cirque du Soleil tryouts were last week! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1761 Graceful even in defeat. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1762 Maybe we are approaching this wrong. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1763 Well, give him a 10 for form. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1764 Now that's what I call an arc! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1765 Enough with the Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1766 Well, what d'you think? Does he make the team? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1767 He has been practicing 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1768 9.4... 9.7... and a 10! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1769 He lives for this. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1770 I give his demise an 8.5 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1771 That's the third time this week... 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1772 Aye...I give it a 9.5 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1773 What a shame YouTube hasn't been invented yet. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1774 Arrrgh that's a 9 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1775 Get him back. He's making a mockery of "walk the plank". 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1776 Yeah, he was always good under pressure. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1777 Pretends he can swim. Sad. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1778 Now, that thar really makes you wanna go,"Arrrgh!!" 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1779 There was a lack of congruence between his norms and values and ours. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1780 All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1781 EVERY YEAR THE ACTS JUST GET BETTER ON “THE JOLLY ROGER’S GOT TALENT.” 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1782 No, no no you're doing all wrong! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1783 Well, at least Jacques will have ONE judge on his side. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1784 Captain Jack then realized: walking the plank had lost it's horror....it was time for something new. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1785 When you need to jump ship, there's something to be said for doing it with grace. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1786 Nice take off but will he stick the landing? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1787 Never one for following orders, was he? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1788 Arrrrrrr, mastered th' art 'o losin' gracefully he has! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1789 Arrrr you kidding me?! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1790 Now, mateys, that's some pirate booty. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1791 A contrarian to the last breath. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1792 Up next -- the parallel bars 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1793 He says he wants a bigger share or he going to Vegas. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1794 Was he drug-tested? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1795 Look at how he arghs his back. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1796 Great execution but I want to see his entry. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1797 Shiver me timbers! That's both a great swan dive and a great swan song!! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1798 Arrrrgh, that be a six at best. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1799 Eight point three my ass! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1800 Mate shouldn't keep them there sharks a'watin! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1801 He put the 'star' in 'starboard' 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1802 Unbridled enthusiasm. He voted for Trump. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1803 MAN OVERDONE! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1804 A willing martyr takes all the fun out of it. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1805 Planck's constant - fooey! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1806 I give that scurvy dog a 9 for style. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1807 But the sign said "No Diving." 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1808 His last wish was for a graceful death. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1809 I hate repeat offenders. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1810 Looks like a 9.5 to me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1811 Nine points for form, but minus ten for futility. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1812 He’s a crowd pleaser. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1813 Ten doubloons he belly-flops. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1814 I like the fact that he is proactive. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1815 No more pirates named Louganis. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1816 I love the way he aaaaar....ches his back! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1817 Arg, that rapscallion wasn't Jack Sparrow -- it was Jack Swandive! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1818 Maybe he did win an Olympic Gold medal 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1819 An 8.3 at best. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1820 ”No more soaring off the board. Next time it’s a keelhaul. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1821 He goes free if it's a perfect ten. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1822 I just told him about the immigration ban. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1823 Ya gotta hand it to him... Seaman Louganis has style! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1824 And now you see why he's gone. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1825 He's such a show-off 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1826 Yeah, well, the sharks aren't impressed. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1827 Exhibitionist! If he survives make him walk the plank again! 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1828 I hope he can swim, too! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1829 I told him we'd just appointed him National Security Advisor. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1830 Arrgh, who gave him Red Bull? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1831 A show-off to the end. But the sharks won't care. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1832 He reportedly earned gold in the "Buccaneer All Star Games". 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1833 As a kindness, we’ll tell his widow that he finished with a rip entry. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1834 Not a gainer. He's a loser. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1835 Aye give him a 2 on approach, but a 10 on execution. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1836 I thought Jim doesn't know how to swim? He doesn't! 1.1702 0.08228 47 43 0 4
1837 He's much too happy about this" 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1838 Blast, he really is Peter Pan! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1839 He just said: "Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." I think he's onto something. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1840 5.9? 6.0? What do you guys think? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1841 Show him how we do cannonballs. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1842 I thought I told you to tie his arms together! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1843 Aarg I'd give em an 8.3 for the flying dutchmen 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1844 He be Jack Swallow 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1845 He's one of those famous cliff divers in Acapulco. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1846 Damned egotist! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1847 Tell me lads, is the current year divisible by four? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1848 He didn't know which bathroom to use. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1849 We may need to go to video replay for this one. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1850 Wow, that plank has more spring to it than I thought. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1851 He wants to make planking cool again. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1852 Oh sure! Damnedest way I've ever seen of getting out of swabbing the decks. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1853 Get my phone. I want to twitter this. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1854 8, 10, 7 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1855 Now you see why I needed to set him free... 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1856 I told him if it's 9.5 or better, we'd swing around and pick him up. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1857 I don't see how this "waterboarding"will give us any answers! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1858 Swansong swandive 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1859 Damn my eyes, mateys, but it looks like a Forward Dive Pike 101B. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1860 You'd think he'd have put that on his resume. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1861 Now that's what I call attitude! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1862 Ya Know...when I was his age I used to feel like that. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1863 I told you he would make a scene 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1864 Don't worry, men; it's low tide. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1865 Presentation - 10, Technical Merit - 10, Chance of Survival - 0. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1866 His last wish. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1867 We should have used him for his cannoonball 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1868 When he can walk on water, I'll watch. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1869 I said Plank, not Springboard! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1870 Fitzmorris doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1871 Where did he learn that? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1872 He always has to make a mockery of everything. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1873 Arrrh, mateys, the plank bit ain't workin'. Let's award him his damn 10 and disembowel him on deck. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1874 Arrrrgh, mateys, depending on the splash, that's definitely a 9.8. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1875 I doubt the sharks are impressed. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1876 Damn...he promised me a forward somersault with two-and-a-half twists. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1877 Aye, it's a diver's life for him. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1878 Maybe he never liked being master of the head? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1879 Aarrr! Tis spring forward and ye fall back. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1880 ...and let that be a lesson to the rest of you lily-livered scurvy dogs. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1881 They don't call him Captain Kidd for nothing. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1882 It’s amazing what a clear conscience can do for a guy. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1883 Gold 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1884 He was always graceful, even in the end. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1885 Arrr. Methinks that's at least good enough for the all-fleet semifinals. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1886 Not sure that guy is getting the message. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1887 That's nothing, you should see him when we put out the water slide! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1888 Can you believe it, he wanted us to take passengers to places like Alaska and Cabo San Lucas? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1889 Damn...we should have kept him for the diving team. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1890 Another Peter Pan wannabe. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1891 I give him a score of six argghhs. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1892 Now that's what I call a positive spin. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1893 Wait!He's got all the maps. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1894 I will walk the plank . . . and nobody walks planks better than me, believe me." 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1895 Seven!.... eight and a half!... Nine! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1896 Arrggh. We shoulda hung him from the yardarm. 1.1667 0.08290 42 38 1 3
1897 Out like Flynn. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1898 Fish him out of the water. His layout position needs more work. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1899 He's never really been part of the crew. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1900 All right, mateys, we quit raiding Acapulco. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1901 He's saving us a fortune on retirement costs. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1902 He's not a Walk the Plank kind of guy. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1903 Now that’s how you jump to a conclusion! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1904 A show off right to the end. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1905 He never would take things seriously. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1906 We make him walk for bad attitude and we get this... 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1907 Now there's a man with an attitude 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1908 No diving! Argh, he KNOWS what that will do to our insurance rates. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1909 I told you we should've just keel-hauled him. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1910 No scores until he hits the water! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1911 He insisted on gender-neutral restrooms. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1912 I give him a Fouarrr. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1913 Personally, I still prefer a good swan song. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1914 Phelps always was a show-off. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1915 There's no gold to be made in swimming. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1916 Swan SONG, Mr. Bates. Swan SONG! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1917 Sure, nice form, but can he rip the entry? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1918 9 out of 10 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1919 He must have heard 'work' the plank. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1920 ARRRR, me thinks ye's just showin' off. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1921 He'll never do better. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1922 That's a shame. Should have told him we've run aground. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1923 Damned cruise ship passengers! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1924 Damn! I don't think sharks eat swans. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1925 It was his idea 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1926 aargh, not as technically difficult as the final dive of Captain Smith. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1927 Same sharks no matter how he does it. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1928 Not bad, but I was looking for his back one and a half with full twist. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1929 It's a perfect ten if he sticks the landing. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1930 But can he do a cannonball? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1931 Arrr, now that's a good sport! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1932 Going out in style! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1933 I give it a 10, but who cares. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1934 I just asked him to give me a cannonball. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1935 This side of the Captain I've never seen. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1936 He'd get at least an 8 from the Russian judge for that one! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1937 !0 for originality. 9 for style. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1938 I said die not dive ! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1939 These millenials all think they're so clever. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1940 Looks like a perfect 10. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1941 Let's show him our cannonball. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1942 That Louganis is something else. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1943 I shouldn't have lent him my copy of 'Peter Pan.' 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1944 Who does he think he is ...the pirate of penzance? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1945 We are practicing a new way to get the gold! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1946 I give it a 9.8, but I'm sure the sharks will score it as a 10. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1947 I'll give that one a score of nine. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1948 With that kind of move he'll never get the gold. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1949 Now that's what I call chutzpah. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1950 Blimey!That lad's got a great future ahead of him! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1951 That's fine and all, but let's see how he likes my cannonball. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1952 That's gonna hurt. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1953 Last thing he said to me was, 'I will not serve in that Cabinet!" 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1954 Dammit, I said die, not dive! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1955 Big deal. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1956 Captain Louganis can be a bit of a showoff. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1957 We never should have stopped in Rio. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1958 He told me that he has a set of alternative facts. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1959 Maybe the Sirens will leave us alone after that. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1960 Not bad, but he's no Greg Louganis! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1961 He was a rock diver in Acapulco before he got into the 'doubloon' business 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1962 I hate coastal elites! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1963 YOLO, me hearties, YOLO. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1964 Now that's what I call a cynical dive. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1965 He said he wanted is last act to be a big splash 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1966 I said shove-off, show-off! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1967 Maybe he did get that gold for a perfect 10. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1968 I have a feeling he has done this before. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1969 I'd like to see him do that again! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1970 He's trying out for Walk the Prank. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1971 On this ship, only I decide who's going for the gold. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1972 And this is exactly why we stopped saying, ENJOY the plank! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1973 Zero from the Barbary Coast judge! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1974 I'll miss his well choreographed song and dance routines 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1975 I was wondering how he got that nice booty. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1976 Arrrgh. I much prefer the winter games. 1.1667 0.08290 42 38 1 3
1977 Too bad, he looked so good in a puffy-shirt! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1978 We're just not reaching that guy 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1979 His last and only, but I'll give him a score of '10' on that one. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1980 Throw your knife at his gut. You have an excellent opening! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1981 Aye, suspected all along he was an East coast media elite, I did. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1982 Argh, Jimmy, you don't know how to swim! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1983 Yargh...ya can't fault him his panache... 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1984 They call him Long John Silver Medalist in diving. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1985 I just love watching them walk the springboard. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1986 Good technical merit. The real degree of difficulty is determined by the sharks. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1987 it's amazing how fast he reacts at the first saying of "booty". 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1988 And don't come back without a prosthesis. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1989 'Actually, he brought his own plank.' 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1990 We quit giving style points for keelhauling! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1991 I'll never understand soccer. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1992 I'd say the word for it is aplomb. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1993 This happened on the Bounty, too. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1994 He was a show off even until the end. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1995 Ladies and gentleman, there goes the best there ever was. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1996 At last...the meaning of "avast" 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1997 "Aye Cap'n an inward double somersault into a frenzy of sharks at 3.5 degrees of difficulty"! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1998 You have to admire his spirit. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1999 Yes I would agree. Sessions is a much better diver than Flynn 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2000 I give him a 9.5! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2001 Well, he's just showing off now. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2002 I'm guessing this was not his first offense? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2003 "See how much easier it is for everybody - if you just convince them that jumping will make America great again"... 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2004 Captain, I recommend we cancel our next order of energy drinks. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2005 Thar he blows. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2006 He's on performance enhancement rum. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2007 Arrr.... our quest for gold continues 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2008 He was an Olympic Gold Medalist at Yale 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2009 I told him it was his swan SONG. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2010 Pull him in; I want to see that again. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2011 Very cute, Mr. Prima Donna. See how that works for you down at Davy Jones's locker. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2012 He always liked to go out with a big splash. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2013 Aquaman's such a showoff. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2014 He was ordered to walk the plank, but Blacky always has to do things his way. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2015 Sharks don't give style points. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2016 There he goes, upstaging my speech to Congress. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2017 Davy Jones finally got to use the gym clothes in his locker. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2018 Dis ain't a Pirates of Penzance tryout dammit! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2019 I don't think we're getting through to him. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2020 Well me hearties, it is all downhill from here. After this, walking the plank will become a competitive sporting event, and before you know it our whole way of life will be gone. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2021 Kübler-Ross never said anything about this. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2022 Height 10, style 10, screaming, pleading, begging, zero. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2023 Look how he AARRRches his back! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2024 Arr, no oil, no sharks; piracy's seen better days. Might be time to quit. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2025 I'd give him an 8.5 for form. It's his attitude that bugs me... 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2026 Scorecards? Why do we need scorecards? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2027 It's a shame, really. He was gold medal material. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2028 you said dive right? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2029 I'll give his plank walk a 5 and my execution a 10. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2030 Don't look like no swan to me. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2031 Aye, you're right. The starboard plank has a bit more spring to it. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2032 He said he wanted out before Trump took over. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2033 Tis a pike I was hopin' fer 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2034 I don't think he had the slightest idea of what jumping off the plank meant. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2035 Perhaps this ship could have used a social director. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2036 Is that the last of the Joffrey ballast? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2037 There he goes--a defiant mutineer to the end. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2038 Aaaar! Methinks maybe he not be a clown after all. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2039 Ahargh! No style points given in Dave's Jones locker, landlubber. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2040 I'll take my chances. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
2041 Arshole 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2042 Red Bull gives you wings! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2043 Aargh! The plank dive has the highest degree of difficulty. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2044 Aye, a scurvy dog he be. But his performance consistently meets or exceeds all essential areas of responsibility. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2045 Make a note: we keel haul the optimists 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2046 Best performance by an Oscar accountant. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2047 Arrr! Shiver me timbers mateys, 'tis scallywags movin' picture be definitely goin' viral. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2048 I'm losing my touch....they used to shake in terror!! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2049 I ordered him to shove-off, not show-off! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2050 I think he knows something we don't. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2051 That's great but can he swim? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2052 Wait, it IS Moonlight! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2053 Harpooners! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2054 Aye, he did steal the gold at the Olympics. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2055 It's a swan dive in the plank position 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2056 Aaaaaargh!... another Johnny Depp wannabe. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2057 Pretty, but still shark meat. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2058 Have your fun, but don't let the prisoners know this is a diving board. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2059 He doesn't understand the seriousness of the situation. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2060 The sharks are professing grace. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2061 He certainly has a style to die for ! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2062 I've only been doing crossfit for a few months now, but he's definitely doing planks wrong. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2063 I'm not sure. All he said was "I'm heading to Pittsburgh to see if I like them more". 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2064 They call that one "the dying swan dive." 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2065 He gets 4.0 for style, 1.0 for understanding the concept. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2066 I said walk the plank and die not dive. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2067 I'd give him an 8 on degree of difficulty 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2068 I assured him that this is the deep end. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2069 he wants to make walking the plank great again. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2070 Had to. My brother is better at everything, and he wanted my job. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2071 That's what I'd call a happy meal. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2072 I hope we are far enough away from the dock 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2073 Nice touch. Swan Dive for Swan Song. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2074 I hate this Vegas gig. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2075 Aye, a scurvy low degree of difficulty. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2076 I'll give him 10! 9,8,7,6.... 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2077 Remind me to tie his hands and feet next time. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2078 I requested a bird that talks like a pirate, not a pirate that flies like a bird. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2079 Too little too late! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2080 Blimey, looks like he scored a "10" 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2081 Behold the smartass, me maties! A swanDIVE for his swanSONG. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2082 I upgraded to a springboard. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2083 It seems he's done this before. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2084 Not much of a detarghrent. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2085 I told you he was a Trumpist. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2086 I give him 9 out of 10 for execution 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2087 I'd give it a 9.0. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2088 Arr, but the degree of difficulty be low. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2089 Enjoy your 72 sturgeons! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2090 The kid can dive.... but he can't swim.....some things you learn late in life... 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2091 I think we can contend successfully in the men's springboard competition. Now who do we have for the women's? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2092 Now that's what I call chutzpah. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2093 Three 10s would give him the gold! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2094 He said that he was going to flip us off before jumping 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2095 Pirate Olympics be in three days.. Me thinks he got it right this time. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2096 Get 'im back, dammit. I said, 'Walk the plank.' 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2097 I think it's a '9' 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2098 I'll give him a piece of eight out of ten. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2099 Oops, wrong envelope. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2100 Impressive, but it's just not the same without the screaming. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2101 91/2 - 10 - 9 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2102 Thar goes me ten free Pilates of the Caribbean sessions. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2103 Wait, I thought he was supposed to give *us* gold…! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2104 Objects in your spyglass may be farther than they appear. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2105 He was captain of the 3-meter plank team. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2106 Shoot him! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2107 Any man can *walk* the plank. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2108 This one truly can kiss his ass goodbye. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2109 Not sure he know what "fire in the hole" means? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2110 This would make for a good caption contest. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2111 Lemme know when you locate Waterhouse. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2112 Arg! His punishment will come when we rob him of his blasted gold medal. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2113 You call that walking? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2114 I dunno. Somehow i think we lost something when we gave up on keelhauling! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2115 An artisanal, hand-crafted plunge to his death, but a plunge to his death nonetheless. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2116 Aye, but let's see how he does on the platform plank. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2117 Great! Let's call it "a diving board" instead of "the plank". 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2118 Nice form. But can he do it again? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2119 That tropical hardwood is really something! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2120 nine-point-fArrrrrrrrrr! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2121 With a relatively low degree of difficulty, this dive will have to be flawless- no splash. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2122 I am not afraid because I believe a whale will swallow and save me! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2123 So graceful. I'm almost sorry he'll be eaten alive by sharks within five seconds. Almost. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2124 Don't forget to call when you get to Canada. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2125 He's taking the fun out of pirating. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2126 Arrrgh, me matey’s. That is the first time I had a guy actually shiver me timbers. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2127 Well I'll be...he just shivered me timber! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2128 If it weren't for the sharks, I'd be right behind him. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2129 We'll see if he can stick the entry. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2130 His yoga body is really starting to show. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2131 Remember its style over substance. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2132 Rrrrrrr, which of you wise guys told him he didn't have to tuck this time? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2133 He'll never be able to finish spelling "F**k You." 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2134 He's redefined degree of difficulty. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2135 I can't stand Olympic pirates. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2136 He thinks he's Johnny Depp. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2137 I knew we shouldn't have stolen the Flying Dutchman's ship. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2138 That's Maxwell - good to the last drop. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2139 Arrghh..he puts a buckle in me swash! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2140 Do you see how he pointed his toes, that is what I am talking about. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2141 You don't give a damn about our morale, do you Phillips? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2142 And for his 'final dive' - let's give him a 9.5 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2143 Arrr...me hearties, now that's what I call seizing the moment. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2144 Exaggerate that, ye scurvy narcissist. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2145 A perfect 10 feet under! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2146 Guess he thinks there's gonna be a sequel. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2147 He doesn't know it's his swan song. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2148 Arrgh! Yet another "pretty-boy" pirate off to Davy Jones' locker. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2149 Showin' off won't save yer scurvy hide. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2150 Eight and a half ... no, Nine! . . . no, no, no, Ten! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2151 I told you the plank was too flexible.. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2152 Once an Olympian, always an Olympian 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2153 July 29th, 1856 - Sailor Henry Charles is the first ever condemned man to be awarded style points during his execution; actually so many, that his life was subsequently spared. He was later credited with the creation of the "Swan Dive." 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2154 He swore he couldn't swim. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2155 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, fuck! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2156 Was it me or did Mr. Flynn seemed to be relieved to be leaving us? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2157 Now THAT'S walking the plank. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2158 He said something about a rendezvous with his favorite mermaid. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2159 The son of a bitch always had a flair! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2160 You gotta admire his form. Aargh. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2161 His final dive, a perfect ten. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2162 Definitely a 10. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2163 Business is slow. He may be our only chance for gold this year. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2164 last time you'll walk from this plank, matey! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2165 Aye mates, them yoga classes 'ave got him doin' plank to reverse namaste. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2166 Maybe he was in training for the Olympics. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2167 Acrobat aweigh mateys. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2168 Arrrg, so I suppose this board meeting be adjourned. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2169 Aargh...this one must think he's at the YMCA! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2170 Now he can teach his positive thinking to a school of fish. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2171 Third-wave Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Hear it's pretty effective. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2172 No X on the treasure map captain. He left it completely plank. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2173 November 9th, 2016 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2174 Wow, great arrrrrrch! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2175 I thought we all agreed--No simple swans! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2176 He wants to make the cover of ' Today's Pirate ' magazine. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2177 Even now, still a showoff. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2178 And the day came when the risk to remain on a ship full of tyrants was more painful than the risk it took to leap into the sea with your ankles tied together. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2179 They've all been doing it like that for the past two months. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2180 His perky attitude was drivin' me bonkers. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2181 Exquisite. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2182 You're not supposed to enjoy it! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2183 The last guy to walk the plank was disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2184 ... And with this method we create a truly unique customer experience. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2185 I don't think this whole 'walking the plank' thing is all that it's cracked up to be. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2186 Aye'll give 'im a nine-point-fourrrrgh! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2187 It's a graceful start, but let's see how well he sticks the landing. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2188 It's his swan song. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2189 Well Shivers be limber! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2190 Aargh, matey, he always did pick form over function. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2191 When he said he wanted the gold, I didn't really know what he meant. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2192 His last chance at a ten, boys, and I think he hit it. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2193 Typical overachiever! You couldn't just step off and get it over with?! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2194 What do you mean “Let’s keep our eyes on him?” I’ve just got one eye. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2195 He's gonna take it with a perfect 10! Too bad he'l never find out. 1.1538 0.08645 39 36 0 3
2196 We should have spared him for our diving team! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2197 Excellent height, feet t'gether. I be thinkin' we got a real chance o' winnin' this year. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2198 Clueless to the end. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2199 He will lose points for the way he finishes. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2200 Idiot thinks he's Greg Louganis. Wait till he finds out the judge is a shark. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2201 See what I'm talking about? Can't follow a simple instruction...I said "WALK the plank" 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2202 Argh Mates, another beautiful swan song. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2203 Step back men, he could still turn this into a cannonball. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2204 He looks good now, but just wait, One-Eyed Willy always creates too much splash. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2205 I don't know.He said something about U tube here I come! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2206 There's your 'giant leap for mankind'... 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2207 Good form. I vote 9.5. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2208 Aye ! Looks like an 8.5 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2209 What did he just say? Something about a red bull? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2210 A pity in the end lads, "Panache" was such a great pirate name. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2211 Too bad there's no next round. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2212 I appreciate it, mates, but you'll never be able to replace me parrot. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2213 Aye, the only book in the brig is Diving for Dummies. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2214 Aye mate, he'll lose points for that! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2215 "I give that a perfect 10"! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2216 Ten doubloons says he nails the entry. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2217 Look, this time he's doing a one-and-a-half Barnacle Bill with a double twist. Fish him out again. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2218 O Captain! Not My Captain! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2219 Aye, after the peg I started coaching the Barbary Coast dive team. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2220 Pittsburgh Pirates enjoying Spring training in Florida. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2221 Well wet my whistle, that's at least a 9. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2222 Let's save him for the Olympics -- oh, wait, Pirates is not a country! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2223 This bait should bring him closer. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2224 "Always the clown!' 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2225 Inventory the opium! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2226 I hope that damn crocodile is nearby. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2227 It beats returning to DC! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2228 Yup. we're putting him for 2020. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2229 Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2230 He's never going to be an Olympic diver with that poor form. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2231 That she goes - the last o'the crew's grog ration ! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2232 Thanks for the ride! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2233 Look. He sure did make his last swan dive his best swan dive. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2234 Fine, i'll leave but I'm doing it my way 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2235 Have to give him credit for going out in style. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2236 Shiver me timbers! The swan... and my doubloon was on the cannon ball! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2237 He's going to Davy Jones's Locker Room. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2238 Nice, but do you really think the sharks care? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2239 He never liked cannon balls. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2240 Must really be certain about the afterlife! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2241 He's having too much fun. This is bad PR. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2242 Bloody exhibitionist! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2243 Go get a musket. I think he's caught a thermal. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2244 He won the Bronze seventeen years ago in 3 Metre Springboard, you know. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2245 Yer fancy dive ain't gonna change me mind! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2246 A five for execution, but I can't fault him on style. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2247 I'm recusing. We're getting too close to Russia. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2248 So we're all in agreement – no more intern pirates from Stanford. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2249 In retrospect, we probably should have used the sword. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2250 So the Chinese really are the best at the 3-meter springboard. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2251 The inhibitory effect appears to be wearing off. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2252 Gotta give the rat some style points 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2253 He said he wanted to jump ship. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2254 Very impressive!....Now get back here! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2255 He defies me to the end. He knows the situation calls for a reverse dive with a half somersault! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2256 Fingers crossed the water is shallow. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2257 When he tried to organize nude hot yoga classes, that was the last straw. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2258 Ok, so I guess this ship isn't a Carnival Cruise. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2259 He went out without a splash 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2260 Hey, that's not planking. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2261 Float like a butterfly, swim like a bee. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2262 This "catch and release" thing is for the birds... 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2263 Good form. He's look at posthumous silver, maybe posthumous gold. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2264 Exit stage right with flourish. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2265 I can't believe the East German judges only gave this guy a 7.5... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2266 Do you think he believes this is just for practice? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2267 Aargh! Why, he be attemptin' a Swab Dive! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2268 I think he wants to go. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2269 ARRRRRG ! Thats an 8.9 if I was ever to see one ! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2270 Umm, does he realize it's only 3 feet deep? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2271 Notice how his feet are together. It's a 10 so far. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2272 Last week, he couldn't even do a cannonball. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2273 Swan song, swan dive, meh. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2274 This one qualifies for the semifinal. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2275 The Dread Pirate Louganis 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2276 I'm not surprised. He's always steered clear of any political party's plank. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2277 He's stealing my joy. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2278 He deserved his punishment, but I'm gonna miss First Mate Louganis 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2279 I meant it figuratively. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2280 Just want to ask what for dinner? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2281 So that's why he didn't want a mask. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2282 Definitely a ten ... unless he makes a big splash. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2283 Where's the Russian judge when you need them? Perfect 10. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2284 He always steals me thunder. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2285 You see what that gluten-free bread does? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2286 Next time, I thinks we should tie his hands behind his back! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2287 Was he tested? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2288 I told him not to go gentle. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2289 Argh! The albatross dive has a much higher degree-of-difficulty. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2290 Talk about going out in style. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2291 A beautiful swan dive to conclude a magnanimous swan song. When he comes up, have him keel hauled. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2292 I give him a 9.5 on the launch, but let's see if he nails the entry. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2293 We already told him to walk the plank for showing off! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2294 Degree of difficulty: 5, execution: 9.5 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2295 A...H...O... and there's his Y. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2296 I'm going to give him a 6.5. You? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2297 And that, me hearties, is how the phrase 'flipping the bird' came to be - The Big Book of Pirate Idioms 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2298 Wish I had an aye phone. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2299 From now on we'll call it a swan dive. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2300 Somehow, we didn't reach that guy. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2301 Wow..I give it a 9 and a hook... 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2302 Arrgh, he handled that gracefully. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2303 He said his name was Phelps. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2304 Suicides have become more spectacular since January 20. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2305 A perfect 10! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2306 A thief and a showoff. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2307 Aye, that Justin Trudeau can shiver me timbers any day. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2308 Beautiful!... but you were already disqualified. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2309 The flip before the kerflop! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2310 Arg! I knew he was after my gold...in the three meter springboard! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2311 Steve was always a bit of a show off. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2312 Whoever bet a full-gainer, you owe me two guineas. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2313 Blimey Mate, form: 10. Longevity: 0 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2314 If he swims as well as he dives he'll be fine. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2315 Paul is doing a triple somersault dive! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2316 Aye, ye swabs, but he still can't swim! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2317 Watch for the R.I.P. entry! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2318 I always thought he was a strange bird! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2319 He can't even die without trying to do something bigly. Sad! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2320 He rates a 9.0 for style and a 1.0 for stupidity. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2321 Sigh. Crossfit has forever changed the plank. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2322 If I wasn't a pirate, I give him a 9.9 out of 10. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2323 At least the yoga classes paid off in the end. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2324 He always talked about training for the Olympics. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2325 That thar's nothin' next to what I could do afore losin' this 'ere leg o' mine. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2326 I thought he said he had a new cannonball. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2327 Try it again, you're not arching enough! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2328 Well, you didn't have to enjoy yourself. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2329 I've always admired a graceful death. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2330 So ends "post-modern" piracy ye Swab! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2331 That gives me an idea... Diving we'll call it. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2332 On second thought, I don't think the punishment fits the crime. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2333 I told you he was Peter Pan....and there he goes 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2334 I told you we should have tied cannonballs to his feet. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2335 He said, "Wanna see my swan dive?" but I heard "Is this really my swan song?" 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2336 What do you mean you don't want the job? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2337 Officially launching the Captain's cutting-edge Daylight Savings Program, Swabby fell back and sprung forward. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2338 I'd say 10 for style and three for difficulty 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2339 I give him a 7 for artistry and a solid 10 for difficulty. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2340 Shiver me timbers! I give him a 10 for effort, a -1 for survival. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2341 I give him a ten for execution. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2342 I said Walk! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2343 That's the last we'll have to hear about the Arrrlympics. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2344 He knows there are sharks in the water, right? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2345 Thus ends the career of Dread Captain Swan. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2346 Well, well. I guess that was Jack Sparrow. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2347 So what if it's a 9.8? The sharks are 10s. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2348 Maybe we should have kept him for the Pirate Olympics 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2349 That's a nine 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2350 That's his third time; tell him no more. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2351 Too much performance enhancing grog. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2352 Walkin the plank ain't what it used to be! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2353 Adrenaline junkies. You're all adrenaline junkies. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2354 Great talent, but never onboard... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2355 We're we supposed to teach him to swim before or after he jumped in? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2356 Find out what antidepressant he's been on! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2357 Nice AAArrrrrrccc Matey 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2358 Now there be pluck. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2359 Arrrr! I said cannon ball, Matey. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2360 Guy was in the wrong line of work. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2361 List'n Up! The next person to swan dive while walk'n the plank is disqualified! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2362 Some would call that a death spiral, but it looks like a swan dive to me 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2363 First Mate, Bellemy makes a career change. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2364 I'll give 'em 8 out of 10, but that still doesn't make up for what he did to my parrot. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2365 But he stole me silver, so he'll have to settle for the bronze. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2366 So that makes the scores a 9, a 9.5 and a piece of 8. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2367 I said, "Swan SONG!" 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2368 Arrr, I'll tell ye one thing, he's not goin' gently. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2369 What a way to go out ---- A PERFECT SWAN DIVE --- poor devil. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2370 Well, if you gotta go, might as well swan-diving the plan instead of walking the plank 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2371 Aye, at least he went out in style! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2372 Arrgh! Okay, who gave him a Milky Way ? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2373 I knew he would go in style. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2374 Such beautiful form. Swan was always his best dive. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2375 Wait lads! Don't grade him till he hits the water. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2376 I never did like that guy's attitude. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2377 We are getting better at this! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2378 He'll never get gold without the triple dammit ! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2379 Darn that Peter, he'll NEVER grow up! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2380 Uh Captain, I think we should have chosen harsher punishment than walk-the-plank. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2381 Why is he leaving a trail? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2382 Am I doing it right? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2383 I give him a ten if he survives. The water is only three feet deep there. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2384 Good luck in Seoul! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2385 He said "See if you can Trump this." 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2386 He said he always gets the gold. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2387 His approach was pathetic, but I'll give him an 8.5 for take off and elevation. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2388 To think he used to work at Price Waterhouse! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2389 He thinks it is the tryout for the Olympics. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2390 Swan dive, eh? He seemed like more of a kicking and screaming kind of guy. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2391 Here comes another cannonball. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2392 8.5, 8.5, 8.5; 2.0 for difficulty 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2393 This way we get the gold medal AND the bragging rights. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2394 Yar. I won't miss the showin' off. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2395 I'd give his death an 8.5. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2396 Damn, he really can fly. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2397 Did you say 'plank' or 'plunk' 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2398 How's his cannonballs? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2399 He gets it from the Sparrow side of the family. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2400 Call me old fashion but I prefer the cannonball. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2401 He was just too darn high and mighty. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2402 Apparently Phelps is looking forward to the water. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2403 I'll give him a 9.5 for that execution. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2404 We have a strict No Drama Students policy. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2405 Aye! 'Twas over which chamberpot to use ... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2406 Sure he looks good. He's a recidivist. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2407 Very bad attitude. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2408 He's really going for the gold. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2409 He really was a show off... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2410 Nine. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2411 I'm kinda sorry to see him go. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2412 He always went the extra mile without ever being asked! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2413 Excellent execution, captain! or Excellent execution, cap'n! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2414 Damn, he had my cellphone. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2415 And now the diver from uncharted waters 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2416 All I said was we're outta rum. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2417 We should have keelhauled him. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2418 You dumb asses, I said 'waterboarding', not 'this board over water'.. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2419 If there's no splash I'd give him a 10. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2420 Workplace satisfaction just isn't what it used to be. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2421 Now that's how you plank! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2422 Don't ask, don't tell. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2423 Enjoy it while it lasts. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2424 Woe be upon him who didn't meet medal expectations. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2425 Walk the plank into Provincetown Harbor, you scallywag! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2426 Ten coins says he splashes it. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2427 Nice technique, but low degree of difficulty. Leave him for the sharks. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2428 The other plank is for synchronized diving. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2429 We earn our keep from pillage and plunder. He only wanted to win gold. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2430 Finally gets his "TEN" when he's being Deep-Sixed! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2431 Great form for so little practice. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2432 Blimey, I think he's been here before. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2433 An okay dive, but a high degree of difficulty. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2434 I told him we're testing floating trampolines. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2435 I will hold my score until I judge his entry 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2436 Nailed it! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2437 Aye, a 9.5 for grace under pressure, matey. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2438 Barnum & Bailey Circus has closed? There's no reason to live! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2439 I said "enjoy Davy Jones' Locker, not Lockerroom!" 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2440 That one's just right. Have it installed on my pool. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2441 He's just different, I tried to tell you that. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2442 Aaaargh! I bet he checks that off his bucket list. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2443 He'll Neverland. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2444 Always the showoff! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2445 The swan dive is the new swan song, apparently. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2446 It makes me think hope really IS the thing with feathers. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2447 These conscripts from Penzance need a little work. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2448 Arrr matey, that's some swan song 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2449 I'll give that mutinous seadog an eight an and a half, only because of the blindfold. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2450 Go back and walk! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2451 Looks like we got his stunt double instead. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2452 He's jumping ship from the American team to dive under the pirate flag at the next Olympics. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2453 The beatings apparently didn't destroy his spirit after all. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2454 Another thing he stole from Mexico. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2455 Look at that arc! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2456 Aargh. I'd give the bloke an 8. He shoulda kept his head back a pinch more. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2457 When I first laid eyes on that scoundrel he reminded me of a young Greg Louganis. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2458 His idea of walking the plank leaves much to be desired. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2459 Off we go... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2460 I told you he'd go for the gold booty. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2461 Aargh, leave it to Jack... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2462 Ehh I give his swan dive a 5 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2463 Maybe he didn't steal that gold metal from Cap'n. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2464 I knew steroids would be his downfall. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2465 Not bad, but I bet he doesn't rip the entry. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2466 A ten, Aye 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2467 There goes another perfect 10! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2468 Don't blame me, I voted to keelhaul him. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2469 Cheeky! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2470 They're starting to take all the fun out of torture. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2471 They can keep the gold medals; that is the last time we plunder an Olympic village. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2472 That's the third one today, Captain Trump. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2473 Arrr, next time we throw him from the 30-meter platform and see how he fare! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2474 The sharks call this one Fancy Feast 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2475 The Barbary judge is unimpressed! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2476 For his final dive, he gets a ten. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2477 He's from Flint. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2478 Too flashy - I give it a six. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2479 Went to USC! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2480 I'd give him at least a 9.5. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2481 Mateys, ye can't place him until ye first eliminate his highest and lowest scores. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2482 It was either that or synchronized swimming 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2483 I still can't believe our bid to host the Olympics was successful. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2484 You've got to hand it to him for living fully in the present moment! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2485 So, I'm guessing nobody told him it was just crew training? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2486 On land he'd have been impeached. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2487 Ryan Lochte on the way to Rio 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2488 That Ryan Lochte will blame us for pushing him. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2489 Smitty always said stolen rum was the most uplifting 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2490 Errol, tuck that tummy and get those hands together! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2491 Spring is in the air! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2492 Doesn't matter. The East German judge will still give him a 4. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2493 Bosun, they're not taking this seriously. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2494 Let's let him live, thats a 9.85 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2495 Ugly Duck is simply performing his swan song. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2496 Wheee! Oh no, I mean, Aieee! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2497 Aargh, Matey, that flamboyant Frankie...always showin' off! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2498 When they go low, we go high... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2499 Blimey!! Not even an inward 3/4 twist?? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2500 I didn't have the heart to tell him he failed the drug test. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2501 If this were the Olympics, he'd win on degree of difficulty alone. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2502 The crew is taking the staff reductions well since the ship became self-sailing. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2503 Six, six point five, tops. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2504 Free at last. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2505 No way in hell a bosun's mate can do stuff like that without being juiced. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2506 Flipping the bird 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2507 I'll give myself a 10 for execution. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2508 Damn, we forgot the scorecards! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2509 I bet he's been doping. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2510 I say next time, we just stick with keel-hauling. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2511 He kept asking for the nearest dive bar. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2512 We're going legit; that'll win gold! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2513 Arrrggghhh, he is still going for the gold! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2514 Someone knows how to make a splash. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2515 Best one yet. A couple more from the brig and we'd have legit Olympic gold for our booty. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2516 Aye, 'tis Divey Jones for certain! 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2517 Insatiable need for adulation. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2518 It's not the first time he's been laid off. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2519 I wish he had displayed that type of je ne sais quoi while swabbing the deck. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2520 This is nothing compared to the dives he comes out of when on shore. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2521 i'm going to give him a 9.5 for his fine form 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2522 So that's a Swan Dive...Aye, it's appropriate! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2523 We'll pull you out if you score a 10. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2524 Maybe we shouldn't call it a "diving board"? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2525 Make sure Spicer mentions that the statistical incidence of injury was extremely low 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2526 Not having that Vegas gig really took its toll on him. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2527 What a great idea for an Olympic event! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2528 Aye, it’s different 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2529 He always saw the glass as half full. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2530 Talk about embracing alternative facts. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2531 Wait! mateys for the entry before ye put yer scores up 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2532 Don't worry, the sharks'll get 'em 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2533 A show-off to the end. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2534 They should name a hot dog chain for him. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2535 Those pirating colleges don't teach anything anymore. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2536 This is what I get for letting him choose between walking the plank and re-watching Cutthroat Island. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2537 "Who Do You Think You Are" welcomes Greg Louganis to season seven. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2538 He's a stunt double for the Putin Calendar. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2539 He's going to lose points on the degree of difficulty... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2540 And the scores are 10, 10 and a 1 from the pirate judge. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2541 Your cell phones still in your pocket Jim!!!!! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2542 That should be a hanging offense. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2543 Well, maybe he'll belly-flop. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2544 Capt Louganis Sir...we are the laughing stock of the pirate community! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2545 Does he know he's gonna die? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2546 8.5 doubloons - 9.0 doubloons - 9.5 doubloons 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2547 A show off to the very end. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2548 What a show off with all of his limbs and parts... 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2549 No one cares! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2550 Let's see him do that with a wooden leg. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2551 We'll see if he can stick the entry. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2552 Given the degree of difficulty, I would give the dive an"8" 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2553 Yeah, well, from now on he'll be leaping with the fishes. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2554 Nary a shark hath tasted such haughtiness in a swab. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2555 Aye mateys, he might've won us the Bronze, but I've got me eye on that Gold! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2556 The Jolliest, Roger. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2557 I think he feels judged. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2558 He be an arrrrghhhcrobat! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2559 It's not a ten until he comes up and lights a cigar. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2560 The real danger is in overrotation. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2561 Arr. The classics never go out of style. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2562 Difficulty 0 out of 10, Form 10 out of 10 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2563 Is it too late to get him back for the Olympics? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2564 I think he spent too much time in the crow's nest. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2565 Arrrgh! There be fine line between bravely facing death and just showing off. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2566 what's a rodeo 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2567 He's our best shot for a medal at the games. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2568 Would you look at that hang-time~! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2569 He should have been named Captain Swan & not Sparrow. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2570 Now we can start the Gorsuch hearings. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2571 He always was a showboate 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2572 I was only kidding 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2573 Enjoy your spring break! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2574 Lied under oath but left in style. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2575 "He saw the sign on the restroom door and knew immediately that he was meant to be a gull. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2576 In fairness, all three judges awarded extra points for degree of difficulty. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2577 MYOB, Dick! 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2578 Hands, hands. We tie the hands. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2579 Is it just me, or does Errol Flynn bug you too? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2580 As a traitor, he was surely spectacular. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2581 Flippant to the end. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2582 Argh! He's sure to win us the gold in Tokyo! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2583 Steroids 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2584 One grog too many. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2585 If THIS doesn't revive the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise, I don't know What will. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2586 Walkin the plank ain't what it used to be! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2587 He surprised be. I thought he'd go with the inward 2 1/2 in the pike position. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2588 Shark bait's getting better all the time. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2589 Pity that he chose a life of crime over the Olympics. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2590 It won't be long before the Russian judges get him. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2591 He's finally ready for Tokyo 2024 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2592 We promise, it's the last sequel! 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2593 A 9.8 so far. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2594 Once a showman, always a showman. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2595 There. Do that and we'll fish you back out. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2596 He's not such an Ugly Duckling. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2597 Yes, he was a theivin' scalawag, but he was also the Captain of our Diving Team. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2598 But the low degree of difficulty isn't going to play well with the Romanian judge. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2599 Arrrr Mateys... pull th Bloke back ... heel be warthy a fartion far a sideshow ... O'll ahv eem be divin off th main mast onto a damp sea sponge 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2600 He tells me our line of work is easier online, and no scurvy. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2601 Maybe he knows something we don't? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2602 No one can say he didn't go out in style! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2603 Methinks it be a perfect execution all round. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2604 That wasn't on his resume. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2605 If he nails this "Flying Dutchman," he's off probation. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2606 I wish he could have steered the ship as well. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2607 I'd give it a seven. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2608 Even the corsair judge couldn't deny Jim a perfect 10. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2609 I give him an 6/10 - point deduction for his approach. We clearly said, 'Walk the plank.' 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2610 He honestly believes that salt water won't ruin those linen pants. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2611 If that's not a 10, I don't know what is. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2612 The degree of difficulty shivers me timbers. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2613 Hey, hold my rum and watch this! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2614 That's a ten! Just look at how he keeps his toes pointed! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2615 Very precise, but such a low degree of difficulty for his last effort. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2616 You shouldn't have offered him one last wish ! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2617 When he comes back on board, check for steroids. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2618 It's a shame he couldn't save that for Tokyo 2020. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2619 Never knew he was so dramatic 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2620 So far I'd give him an 8.5 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2621 Some men just know how to live...and die. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2622 Argh! A Pittsburgh Ballet Pirate! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2623 Arrrgh, I'll give the mangy bilge rat a deep-six and a half. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2624 Well boys, the plank doesn't seem to be working. Let's go back to keel-hauling. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2625 What a dishonest abuse of plank walking! SO SAD. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2626 Me hates optimism 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2627 See how it's done? OK, Stubbs, you're next. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2628 Tread lightly, the plank's a tad rotted. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2629 Arr, looks like Davy Jones Locker is going to have a fine diving team this season. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2630 What a show off. I'm so glad we are getting rid of him. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2631 9.6 for style. 3.2 for Degree of Difficulty. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2632 I always knew McGee was gay. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2633 The artistry makes one feel so lucky to be a pirate. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2634 Shiver me timbers, that's a 10 out of 10 on the dismount there! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2635 If he survives, we change the name of the ship to The Gay Roger. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2636 I should've just stabbed him with me sword 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2637 Now that's a great attitude! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2638 Impressive arrrrrc. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2639 Death with dignity 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2640 It's that kind of behavior that got you in trouble in the first place! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2641 Attitude is everything, boys... until the sharks come. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2642 We spent way too much time in Rio this past summer. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2643 Doesn't mean you can swim like a swan. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2644 That's some fancy walking. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2645 Well, he's no Greg Louganis. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2646 10-7-10? Whaddaya given him 10's fer? Too androgynous! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2647 That's the end of Jack Swan. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2648 Now that's a swan song. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2649 Give him a 9.0 for the extra effort. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2650 That'll end up being an 8 at most." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2651 He said he could not listen to the parrot any longer. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2652 That's taking this process to New Depths. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2653 He said it's the freestyle portion of his program. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2654 Dang plank ! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2655 At best I'd give him an 86 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2656 He was becoming a distraction. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2657 He calls it half an Rrrr... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2658 Someone told me to take a flyer on a new plank. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2659 I'd give him a 9; his arms are too high. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2660 Free at last, free at last, thank you Mr. President, free of last. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2661 In his next movie, he's playing Mark Spitz. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2662 I guess it's true what they say: The one who dives last, laughs last. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2663 Throw him the shampoo. I'll go next. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2664 He always was a cheeky bastard! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2665 He called it a Speedo 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2666 It's part of my gold acquisition diversification strategy. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2667 These Peter Pan impersonators are getting out of hand. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2668 The blindfold has changed everything 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2669 Great arrrrrrrc! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2670 I can't wait to get home and blog about this. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2671 Too bad he ain't gonna get an encore. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2672 If you keep up the good work you are sure to be in the 2020 Olympics! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2673 Argh. Here there be showoffs. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2674 Hey! This isn't about YOUR fun! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2675 Sure it's impressive, but the double flip is going a bit overboard. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2676 I knew I shoulda keelhauled him. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2677 Lads, I give this mutineer's obit a perfect 10. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2678 That's Petey's Swan Song. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2679 I see cruise ship in our future. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2680 Darn! We could have sold him to Cirque Soleil. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2681 My therapist will never believe this. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2682 Of course he wants to go out like this, you would too if they found out you had contacts with those Russian pirates. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2683 he craves a high before the low 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2684 He always wanted to make The Finals 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2685 Now THAT'S an alternate plank walk! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2686 "What? What's a swan song"? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2687 When did walking the plank become an event in the X Games? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2688 Aye, there be swagger in thy bones, bilge rat, but Ye still bound for Davy Jones' locker. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2689 9.7 - 9.7 - 9.8 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2690 Greg Louganis he isn't, but a 'participation award' could work. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2691 Argh, a blind-bombshell if ever I . . . say, what's that ticking noise!? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2692 Yet another brazen display of Russian machismo. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2693 These Price Waterhouse guys sure do love the spot light. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2694 Excellent form - look at the height he's achieved! Sid always has been an overachiever - when he sets his mind to it there's no stopping him. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2695 Don't be fooled. He was the one behind all the leaks. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2696 Poor fool still thinks he's in the Pillage People. Arr. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2697 I know he was our shot at the Olympics, but Pirate code is Pirate code. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2698 Sure it's constitutional, maybe a little unusual but not cruel! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2699 I admire his bravado, but the water's only a foot deep. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2700 Aye, a pirates life was not for him; but his swan dive is magnificent! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2701 The fake news is calling it a swan dive. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2702 I say good riddance! Ever since we let him on board, he's been nothing but an albatross for us! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2703 Bad riddance to a good diver! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2704 Illegal or not he has style 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2705 Always the showoff! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2706 Shut up! He has to land before we grade him. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2707 Who said anything about jumping the plank? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2708 We'll tell his wife he got a 5.9 on his final dive. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2709 Good technique. Poor costuming. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2710 Aye, mateys. A fine swan dive, indeed. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2711 He's such a show-off 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2712 Oh sure, NOW he has something to provide. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2713 I dunno, still looks like a goose to me 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2714 Showing off, even as he is dying. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2715 Please tell me this is fake news... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2716 We're allowing crew members to pick their gender via dive. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2717 Oh I will give it a score of 5 but a 10 for the degree of difficulty 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2718 I'm still not sure he knew what we meant by pirate booty. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2719 This is the sort of thing that makes it harder to believe we're the good guys. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2720 Mister Houston, you DID share with de Wolfe that it was frozen? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2721 If he nails the entry, we get gold! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2722 Blimey! Scallywag he be. Thar be off one hell 'o a Jolly Roger." 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2723 We also gave him the option of listening to a Trump stump speech. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2724 No, no, no -- I said 'It's a _long_ dive'! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2725 Aye, mateys! Ten for form, but sharks’ bait still. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2726 Yo Ho Ho...He sure shivered those timbers! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2727 I would dsiqualify him for not walking the plank properly. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2728 Just so you know, this'll be his final descent. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2729 Flawless execution by both parrrties. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2730 It's all about them now. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2731 For someone with no teeth, he's quite graceful! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2732 8.4rrr 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2733 Once an Olympic diver, always an Olympic diver 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2734 I've never seen anything but a cannonball. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2735 I don't care for the way he jumped ship. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2736 A terrible chef but what an optimistic and carefree presentation. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2737 This, the unbearable lightness of sedition. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2738 STYLE IS A 9 . DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY , I'D GIVE IT A 2 . 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2739 Arr, me has conflictin' thoughts about allowin' assisted suicide. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2740 Guess nobody told him about the sharks. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2741 I always thought he was an effete swab. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2742 A beautifully composed, soaring launch from Icarus! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2743 You were expecting Johnny Depp? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2744 He gets a 10 from me, mates. Don't know what the sharks will think. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2745 I give him a 9.5 so far, let's see if he nails the landing. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2746 Arrr! I said, 'WALK!' 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2747 In retrospect, keelhauling would have been a better option for Mr. Louganis. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2748 9.5 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2749 He always had style. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2750 Who forgot the cement shoes? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2751 That's his Swan Song dive: degree of difficulty 10. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2752 He won't win a medal with that degree of difficulty. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2753 It will be up to the East German judge. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2754 Let's make sure we click 'likes' for his youtube page. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2755 If the sharks don't get him, have him tested for P.E.D.s. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2756 Dive the plank. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2757 Swan always was a show off! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2758 He begins with a forward dive that will twist into a triple somersault... Arrr. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2759 Avast ye, Louganis! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2760 Black beards favorite past time was to judge the execution of each diver. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2761 Ahyee, Spring is in the air. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2762 The dive is a ten. Did you tell him about the sharks though? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2763 I guess he's not going to work as a cannonball. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2764 9, 8.5, 9.5 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2765 He wants to go out with a splash. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2766 Bye, Felicia. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2767 Well, it's no triple lindy. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2768 He needs a 10 to stay alive! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2769 This is his way of going out in style. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2770 We've finally heard the last of his 'I could do that blindfolded' bragging. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2771 A Trump supporter's mindset is hard to fathom. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2772 The Russian judge gave hime a 9.5. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2773 A show-off to the very last. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2774 That's what I call going down with in style. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2775 He thinks he's auditioning for Peter Pan, but it's really for Captain Hook. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2776 Walk the pl... Oh... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2777 Heads or tails? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2778 He's in it for the applause. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2779 Pretty good, but let's see if he sticks the landing. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2780 You knew the penalty for having designer steroids, matey! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2781 What did he mean by "there goes my chance to be in the Olympics"? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2782 I told you he schemed to jump ship. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2783 I'll give him a 6.2 because his landing is going to suck. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2784 He doesn't like being on board. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2785 They seem happier knowing we have paid family leave after a good plundering. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2786 Not much degree of difficulty, but I'll give the swashbulkler a ten. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2787 and don't forget the breadsticks! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2788 After we pillaged the monks Pete realized he loved the sea more than the booty. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2789 Open fire!! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2790 You know, I can't help thinking these Russian pirates are having something out in their grog... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2791 Shiver me timbers....Me hopes them thar sharks appreciate it!!! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2792 did we smell that bad? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2793 I read about that. It’s called the Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2794 So that's why he was whistling the theme song from the Olympics. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2795 Arrrrrrgh, always the show-off. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2796 Aye, he'll score big with this dive. It's the Flying Dutchman with a left hook twist. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2797 That's not the kind of booty we want on this ship. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2798 I just hope our liability insurance is current! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2799 Jacknife would be more appropriate. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2800 Six pack or not, he's beginning to take these plank exercise too seriously 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2801 he just won't go down without a flight! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2802 I'd give my other leg to be as graceful a pirate as that bilge rat. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2803 I thought one has to be deceased for burial at sea rites... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2804 I think the parrot gave him false hope. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2805 The height is impressive but I find his technique lacking. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2806 I knew we should have kept him for the inter-ship talent show. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2807 Hate to see him go, made a hell of an omelette, he was just a little too Piratey for our crew! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2808 Reef Below! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2809 7.5 for execution; 2.8 for difficulty 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2810 Never seen a lad swan dive as swan song before 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2811 Blast his good form. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2812 Who knew it was so complicated? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2813 We should have spared him for the Olympics. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2814 So do it your way. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2815 ...and now into pike. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2816 Slight deduction. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2817 Well, Seaman Lougainus doesn't see it as the ultimate punishment. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2818 Don't you understand the meaning of walk? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2819 As the Bible says... "Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall." 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2820 Long John Silver is going for the gold! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2821 Captain, maybe you should have just let him become an actor.... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2822 His parrot would be proud. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2823 I'd say a 7.5, maybe an 8. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2824 A Trump staffer who thought Pirate Fantasy Camp would be an escape. Apparently, he was trying to get AWAY from the raping and pillaging. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2825 Jack Laugher is good but Ilya Zakharov and He Chao have his number in the 3 meter springboard. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2826 Aye Matey, next time let's see a back two and a half somersault with a half twist! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2827 I'd ask him to join our diving team if those waters weren't shark infested. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2828 I think he's done this before, that's weird. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2829 Great form. But will it be enough to edge out competition from the Russian team? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2830 Ooh, gross. I can't do that. Next bloke to look good walks, not dives, the plank. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2831 When recruiting we have to be more clear we're the Barbary pirates, not Burberry pirates. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2832 The alternate fact is he was airlifted off the ship. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2833 Be sure to post the GoPro footage on our website later today. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2834 Score eight for form and style, score ten for the booty. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2835 Arrgh, Jets rule Sharks, I don't think so... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2836 I see he's going for a high difficulty rating. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2837 The ultimate swan song 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2838 Aye, we'll surely miss his fine booty. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2839 I'd tell him to really point that left foot if this wasn't ending in certain death. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2840 Don't worry mates... that swan dive will soon turn into a shark dive! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2841 I'll grant you it's pretty, but where's the degree of difficulty? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2842 Well, the son's over the yardarm! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2843 I said swan song, not swan dive! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2844 I told you he was light in his loafers. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2845 Too bad he refused to share his gold medal with the crew! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2846 I was expecting a half-gainer with a full twist. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2847 Worst case of scurvy I have ever seen. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2848 Louganis is such a show off. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2849 I thought you said fine DINING. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2850 As the saying goes, "Rum before beer, never fear." 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2851 There are better ways to train for the finals. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2852 He said he could also do a triple flip with a one and a half twist. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2853 Greg Louganis get back on the boat! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2854 Say what you will about Randy, he's always known how to make an exit. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2855 Aye Cap'n this is his final wish. He told me its called a 'swan song'. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2856 Arr, I 'ope he makes it, but me gut says he was lost in translation. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2857 Welp, guess ya gotta admire the old tar goin' out in style, but dammit, I said "walk". 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2858 A perfect 10. His form is impeccable. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2859 That's what's called going out in style. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2860 Did you say his name was Peter? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2861 Too bad he never learned how to swim. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2862 With a good entry this could be a 10. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2863 He thinks he's auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2864 I guess he really did believe in Mermaids 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2865 I KNEW he was doping! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2866 He mentioned something about a half gainer with a full twist... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2867 PIRATE OLYMPICS: Graceful, high jump, perfect form... I give him a 10! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2868 wouldn't you know he would prance the plank! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2869 I said cannonball, not swan dive, you idiot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2870 Maybe kidnapping Greg Louganis wasn't such a great idea. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2871 Too much arch. Next! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2872 I'd say he gets a 10. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2873 Rumor has it it's shark infested. Let's see. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2874 Now that's a pro! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2875 9.5 at least or we leave him out there - that's Pirate Law 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2876 Goodbye scurvy, hello squid! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2877 Shanghai another athlete and you'll walk the plank! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2878 Pike position might have been scored higher.... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2879 You remembered to take his treasure map, didn't you? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2880 I told him the only way to learn how to swim was to jump in and well........he's doin' it! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2881 Mates, say goodbye to able seaman Swann. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2882 Ahoy there Matey. No one likes a smart ass! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2883 Cognitive dissonance? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2884 8.0, 7.5, 8.5. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2885 10 points for artistic excellence. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2886 Worthy of a 10 if there's no splash. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2887 He's always had more style than the rest of us. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2888 LEIUTENANT DAN!!! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2889 He's half merman 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2890 This economy cruise has the best perks. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2891 Poor Louganis. He didn't have to steal that gold. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2892 He said to call him Peter Panache 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2893 I'll have what he's having. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2894 We keep forgetting that plank means something different these days. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2895 Pan overboard. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2896 Aye mateys, let's pound him with cannonballs. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2897 That's Swanson for you, a swan dive for a swan song. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2898 He's good at walking the plank, but his strongest event is still the keelhauling. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2899 When you want to die Majestically 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2900 How many times is this we've tried to get rid of this show-off? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2901 Give him a score of nine for take-off and elevation. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2902 Shiver me timbers, that's a 10 if I ever saw one! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2903 Captain Barnacle always had a special flair when attempting the 30 meter plank dive. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2904 "He gets an arrrrrr pint five. Next! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2905 I told him to go for the gold. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2906 Argh! He said he couldn't swim! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2907 A passable grand jete but my arabesque remains unbeatable. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2908 He wanted to die a graceful death. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2909 Ours has been a Pyrrhic victory, lads... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2910 No, matey, the Olympics aren't for another 120 years. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2911 Carpe momentum! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2912 Remind me to check his urine sample. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2913 The fool believed me when I told him sharks hate swan. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2914 Who will be next...to jump ship! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2915 Avast! Rrrrr. Kelly meant it metaphorrrically matey! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2916 He's surely leading the chase for gold. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2917 If you could dive like that, your future would be assured. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2918 I think "no dessert" is a more effective punishment. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2919 He used to dive for Stanford. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2920 Aye, he puts the jolly in Roger. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2921 And here's Theo "Coconut Crazy" Ramsay with the flying forward one-and-a-half somersaults, pike. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2922 He's going to prove our story about shark infested waters is fake news. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2923 Ten dubloons says he won't make lt. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2924 Argh, thats an 8.8 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2925 9.8......9.8.......10! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2926 I'm adding some fabulous to this execution. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2927 But he just ate. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2928 Nice arrrrrc. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2929 It's not cold, but I can see his nipples are hard. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2930 Not what we meant by going belly up 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2931 Jack hasn't figured out the concept yet. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2932 "After he comes out of the Pike Posit 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2933 Say what you will about him, but I always admired his style and optimism. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2934 Oh great, now everyone is going to want to mutiny. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2935 Everybody's a show off these days. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2936 Aarrgghh, I'd give 'im an 86 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2937 Maybe we should have thrown him in the brier patch. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2938 We came for the pillaging and plundering, but stayed for the pirate-technics! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2939 I'm predicting a 10 from the Russian judge. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2940 Clegg always did have a flair for the dramatic... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2941 You said you would do a cannonball. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2942 I really didn't think he'd top his plank sashay. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2943 Arrgh! Who said anything about a swan song with walking the plank! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2944 I give him a 9.5! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2945 I don't think he grasps the severity of this punishment. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2946 He should have won gold at the Olympics... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2947 Be careful, I'm not sure how deep the water is here ! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2948 I said walk the plank, not jump into the ocean like a salty sea swan! These prisoners take too many liberties nowadays. I gotta get out of this pirate business. The planks just not what it used to be. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2949 Argo. This a first. "Walking the plank" in the Pike position. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2950 Aft deck pilates has really done wonders for his range of motion. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2951 Avast ye, maties! It's Jack Swan! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2952 Arrr, that'd be a 7.5 at best. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2953 Damn shame the Olympic Committee listed a bottle of rum as a doping agent. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2954 Jumping the plank. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2955 A swan dive is his swan song? Too theatrical! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2956 See, he did get into the grog 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2957 We have to factor in the degree of difficulty. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2958 Not bad, but I'm partial to the armstand back double somersault with a twist. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2959 Aye, for his swan song he choose a swan dive, jolly good, Roger 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2960 Maybe we should have taken it seriously when the Olympics Committee called. That's a "10". 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2961 He's got some spring in his step! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2962 Plank this... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2963 Well... Your right... He did book a first class cabin... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2964 No, that is not a 10.0 - his arms are in the wrong position! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2965 We didn't expect him to have fun! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2966 Who knew he'd be a future Olympian? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2967 Don't we have any more Speedos? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2968 These Trump appointees do like to go out in style. NEXT! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2969 Full fathom 5.0. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2970 Maybe it was his gold medal. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2971 He's an OLympic medallist you know - although I'm not so sure about his swimming. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2972 Thar's that arrrrrrrch! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2973 He's good. But with a difficulty rating of only 1.2, I can't see him making the final. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2974 That swabbie always had elan. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2975 Look a perfect 10 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2976 I'M DISAPPOINTED, CAPTAIN PIKE! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2977 Aye, keel-hauling would have robbed us of his true talent. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2978 Not bad me hearties, but if he can't pillage and plunder, he's a land-lubbing scallywag in me book! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2979 The grand finale 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2980 I haven't had my coffee, mate. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2981 I'd say about a 9.7 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2982 Work like a captain, play like a pirate 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2983 Swan dive away from all the problems of the Trump administration. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2984 Form and function. He's got it all. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2985 Maybe he knows something we don't? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2986 What a finish! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2987 So glad he took it this way. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2988 Now I know why he volunteered! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2989 Arch, extend, head back...good! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2990 He yo ho ho'd and drank all the rum. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2991 He is not in trouble; he is just practicing for upcoming Pirate Olympics. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2992 I still say it's easier to just steal the gold. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2993 If he sticks the entry, I'll give him a 10! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2994 Another cabinet member lost at sea. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2995 The Swan Dive, very appropriate. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2996 That's the last we'll see of Captain Swan. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2997 Impressive, but I doubt he'll make it to Regionals. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2998 Shiver m'timbers, Flying Jolly Roger, fearless to the end! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2999 Aye, yer approach and takeoff are fine Edwards, but ye still have to nail the entry. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3000 Yeah, he's auditioning for that Penzance thing. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3001 Arghhh, swan dive! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3002 I wish we'd made him wear a puffy shirt? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3003 No more coffee or sweet cookies before execution time. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3004 Quite the swan song, eh mateys? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3005 "Ay matey. Jehosaphat just jumped". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3006 Aarrgh, I wanted to yell cannonball! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3007 Red Belly always hated cannonballs. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3008 8.2! If he survives he'll be in the running for the gold dubloon! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3009 Philip, have you ever seen something so, beautiful? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3010 I said WALK the plank! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3011 The sharks aren't going to like this. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3012 Does he really think a perfect "10" will save him? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3013 Now that Roger is jolly! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3014 Argh!! I said it's 'Leap Year' not 'Leap dear!' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3015 I said, 'Swab' not 'Swan'! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3016 On the flip side, it's the right way to go. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3017 Blimey! I said WALK THE PLANK. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3018 Argh, he ain't no Peter Pan. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3019 7.5. A blind approach turned into graceful execution. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3020 He hasn't changed since High School 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3021 And you tried to argue that this isn't a sport! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3022 4.6. You're next. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3023 Perhaps it would have been better if the ship were farther out than 100 feet from shore. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3024 Deterrent my eye. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3025 That's what ye get fer grabbin' me booty! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3026 He hated our food! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3027 He's a plank-walking overachiever. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3028 Next time, shoot anyone named Phelps. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3029 Stinkin' Olympians! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3030 When he offered to show me his Steele Johnson, I completely misunderstood. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3031 Flying Blind Argh! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3032 He's always been a strange bird. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3033 I'd say it's a 9.5. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3034 Wait, I've seen this before. Search for the droid! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3035 Do you think he's unhappy here? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3036 Perhaps he was the true treasure we've been seeking all along. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3037 Arrg, I prefer keel-haulin, no points for artistic interpretation. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3038 OMG, do you think he is going for the gold? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3039 That's not that difficult! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3040 Greg Louganis did it much better. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3041 "Aargh!! I'm sure there are plenty of sharks in the Passiac River!! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3042 I'll bet 5 quid he misses the water...any takers? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3043 I'm guessing that's a no on joining our crew. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3044 From the start, I'd had my doubts about the chances for success as a pirate with a name like Greg Louganis! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3045 Well, blow me down. He ain't a landlubber after all. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3046 "He always did think he was better than everyone else". 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3047 Shiver me timbers! This just does't instill the fear it once did mateys! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3048 He may be able to fly, but can he swim 100 miles? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3049 That's going to be our dinner folks. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3050 That makes my back hurt just looking at him. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3051 Who's got your gold medal now, showoff? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3052 He wasn't a real pirate, he just played one on TV. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3053 I told you it wasn't a cigarette! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3054 So you don't have a peg leg and a hook. Good for you. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3055 Fish him out... We need him for our dive team. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3056 Well,he sure knows how to make lemonade. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3057 Swan Song 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3058 this is ???????????????????? go?? sHit?? thats ? some good????shit right????th ?? ere?????? right?there ??if i do??a? so?my self ?? i say so ?? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ????? ?????) mMMMM???? ???? ?? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3059 What does he think this is Cirque du Soleil ? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3060 Talk about taking Salvation to the next level. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3061 With a bottle of rum, I'd give it a nine point yo-ho-ho. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3062 I could understand reciting the Lord's Prayer, but not singing "Fly Robin Fly". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3063 April Fools 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3064 I've had it with that flyin' rumdum. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3065 Hey! That's not how you walk the plank!! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3066 Instead of just ramming and boarding like we used to, we give 'em a warm-up act. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3067 I should have asked who his health insurer is. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3068 Good height, nice artistic form, I give it an 8. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3069 Thar he blows. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3070 I knew we should have let him join the ballet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3071 First Mate Swann sure knows how to dive 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3072 What a fine execution! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3073 I heard he trained with Greg Louganis 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3074 I just remember, I've got extra tickets to Cirque du Soleil. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3075 No Cap'n,I said he was our last wheel man. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3076 I said WALK the plank, ya scallywag! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3077 2 degree of difficulty 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3078 That's the last time we recruit from the circus! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3079 I told you it was captain Phelps......not Phillip 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3080 If he makes it, remind me to cut grog ration 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3081 Can you see land from up there? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3082 Arrrr! I hate when they show off. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3083 I'd give it a 9.0. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3084 Good thing he didn’t have this much enthusiasm during the mutiny. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3085 Well, you have to admit that some of these Cabinet appointees know how to bow out with class... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3086 What a twat. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3087 This planking craze has gone too far. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3088 'The plank is for walking, not diving!" 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3089 A true pirate goes for the gold with his dying breath 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3090 damn millenials 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3091 Arrrrr, that hurt that he called me Trump just now. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3092 That's swan heckuva dive! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3093 Well that game of Truth or Dare escalated pretty quickly. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3094 DQ him. He said it was going to be in pike position. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3095 Well, shiver me timbers! I'd say that's a 9.8, wouldn't you matey? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3096 He's the dumbest guy I've ever seen 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3097 We really need better anti-doping tests. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3098 I didn't think the food was that bad. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3099 We should have keelhauled him. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3100 It appears that he is currently focused on the "get out of the frying pan" part of the old adage. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3101 Arrgh. Walking the plank wasn't always such a joy. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3102 He always enjoyed being center stage. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3103 I give him a ten. That's the most stylish resignation I've ever seen. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3104 Oh! What a perfect form, I will take the gold metal... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3105 I said this would be your swan SONG. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3106 That's not the way it's supposed to happen! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3107 This keeps happening every time we tell them we're going to Mar-a-Lago. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3108 8.2 for style. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3109 The death of Jolly Roger. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3110 Aye. He was a thief, but he sure had style. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3111 I'm feeling disrespect. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3112 Jenkins has just redefined the perp walk. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3113 My God, the first 10.0 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3114 Blimey! I thought the dread pirate Lochte was just an urban legend. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3115 He's always gotta be a show-off! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3116 Golly, Roger, that's sublime. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3117 Ya' scurvy scallywag! Ya' were ta do a Cannonball! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3118 I think the Pirate Olympics will become a success! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3119 Only a barbarian would shackle a prisoner 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3120 It has not been the same since we became the new face of SeaWorld. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3121 Note to self: Scott does not follow directions. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3122 Never woulda expected that outta Spicer. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3123 Acrobatic rigger. Sorry he taught my late parrot, 'Captain eats dingle-berries.' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3124 If you ask me, I think his inward 1 1/2 somersault tuck is a more impressive dive. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3125 I give it a 10 for artistry, but only a 2 for execution 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3126 Ta Da! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3127 That's a perfect dive. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3128 Someday they're going to draw a cartoon just like this, mateys. And then ask the viewers to supply a caption... Makes me wonder if we'll get our cut of residuals. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3129 Always in search of new punishments for treason, Captain Scruffington implements the yellow-belly flop. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3130 He wanted to be an opera singer, but all that's over now. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3131 But they said no diving in the shallow end 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3132 it doesn't matter he's still headed in the same direction 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3133 Too bad because of a previous engagement he won't be competing in the championships. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3134 If there was another round he'd be a contender. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3135 Happy? You just ruined a really nice execution. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3136 Hey, man bun! Hold my sash... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3137 Arrrr... excellent form. 'E'd get a perfect 10 if 'e hadn't just walked the plank! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3138 I'm sure gonna miss his flair for the dramatic around here... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3139 I guess he didn't want to make it a big splash. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3140 We lied... This is your only try, no way to get back on board. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3141 Aargh, Yuri, me lad! Yer the best first mate I ivver had, and I loves ye like a brother...But ye gives me one more 5.5 and it's o'er the side wit' ye! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3142 That's the last time I give an honest performance review. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3143 That son of a gun won't follow orders right to the end! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3144 Why wasn't he on our diving team? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3145 Good idea, guys! But I prefer my indoor escalator for the announcement. Safe! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3146 Degree of Difficulty, 1.0. Great Style, though. 8.5. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3147 I knew his earring was just a gateway to more flair. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3148 He always did tend to the theatrical 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3149 I kinda hate to see him die. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3150 This isn't quite what I had in mind, lads, when I said we needed to start hiring more ambitious crewmen 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3151 This was more fun before sharks started eating healthier. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3152 He thinks he's a contestant on Pirate's Got Talent. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3153 He drank so much rum he thinks that dolphin is a mermaid! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3154 A braggart 'til the end. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3155 Perfect! Swan Dive-Swan Song. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3156 He stole the show. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3157 Aye, Matey--bound to win ya a gold metal! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3158 That's a 10...lashes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3159 10 doubloons he chokes on the rip entry. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3160 Jenkins is always trying to improve on the traditional walk-the-plank move. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3161 Making the best of a bad situation... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3162 Hey mate, the sharks don't award style points! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3163 Good form, Peter. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3164 Davy Jones's locker is in for it now! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3165 If this was an Olympics event, I'd give him a perfect 10 for that dive. Too bad it's his last ever dive! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3166 Gutsy move, but only 1.5 degree of difficulty. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3167 Damn. You guys forgot the ball and chain. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3168 6." "9!" "3, it's a no for me. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3169 Look like we finally found me a synchronized diving partner. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3170 Old habits die hard. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3171 He says we're going to sink. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3172 There's no points for style 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3173 Why can't he get in the water like everyone else? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3174 About a nine I'd say! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3175 Well, form and function are finally coming together. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3176 Wow - the dive could score a '10' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3177 Seven out of seven seas! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3178 Excellent idea to capture the ship with the cast of "O"! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3179 He's really gotta clean up his form if he ever wants to make it back to regionals. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3180 I said cannonball! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3181 We just wanted him to WALK the plank. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3182 It's his Swan Song dive. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3183 I said to get a 2X10, not a 1X10. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3184 You have to admire his equanimity. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3185 That should put an end to those blasted original cast albums twenty-four/seven. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3186 We may have screwed up! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3187 Avast! His form is surprisingly good, matey. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3188 Swan dives are trending. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3189 Arrrrgh, mateys, if he sticks the landing, that's definitely a 9.8. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3190 damn millenials 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3191 Bring him back, boys. This time I want to see if he can make an ellipse. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3192 After the apex of the parabola, he will start to accelerate again. . . . arrrgh. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3193 Sink me. I'd bestow it a 9.5. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3194 Well, he did get much more bounce out of that plank than I ever expected -- too bad, I guess. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3195 I'd give him a piece of 8.6 for that one. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3196 I think we'd better move the fulcrum ahead for the next one Captain. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3197 Aargghh... He be taking the gold medal with 'im 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3198 Let's keep this gold medal diver. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3199 For a pitiful waste of a human being he sure knows how to walk that plank. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3200 No shirt, no shoes, no problem. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3201 This time, we won't pick him up! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3202 Spoilsport! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3203 Leave it to Brucee to turn walking the plank into an artful display. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3204 Ahoy Mateys...You didn't tell me his name was Louganis 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3205 If I have to walk the plank might as well do it in style 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3206 You don't have to go off the deep end just because I called you Baby Hands. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3207 The scurvy dog, international sanctions allow him to compete as an independent Olympian. That's the 'flying parrot'. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3208 Greg can't rape and pillage, but boy can he jump off a board! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3209 He seems happier than I thought. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3210 Aye, impressive but let's see how well he does the crocodile synchronized swim before we award him the gold. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3211 I score his execution of this execution a 9.9. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3212 This might be the best plank dive ever, if he can hit water with no splash. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3213 This does not change my opinion. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3214 Great idea but poor execution. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3215 That's got to be worth a bronze medal back, at least. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3216 Always showing off 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3217 He was claiming our best booty for himself! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3218 I wanna be that high some day. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3219 This place is a dive. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3220 Tuck them legs for the gainer, Matey, or I'll chop one off ya! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3221 Remind me not to use the plank for histrionic captives. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3222 Aarrggghh... if his enthusiasm ain't a poke in me missin' eye. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3223 I'll give him a "10" if he can duplicate it. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3224 Good form! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3225 "Swan song", buddy, not "swan dive"! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3226 Let's see how you mock me once the sharks get your booty. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3227 Maybe we SHOULD start using deodorant. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3228 I said "WALK" the plank, not "Balk" ! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3229 See? That is exactly what we were talking about! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3230 Is he going to do this the whole way back from Rio? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3231 Stop to consider: no splash, no fun! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3232 You're a cheat! That was faster than a walk. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3233 Wait... we have a diving board?! Forget the treasure. I'm going for a swim. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3234 Again I asked 'em fer a cannonball 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3235 When you're on a pirate ship, but realize your girl is home alone. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3236 Oi'd 'Av expected nuthin less from a so called Life Coach ... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3237 That's nothing we once had a guy named Dangerfield pull off a triple lindy. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3238 He may be a rotten pirate, but he sure is one hell of a diver. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3239 Still doesn't impress the sharks! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3240 As I said. Too much drama. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3241 He's really being a good sport about walking the plank. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3242 Trust me -- it's really bad for your knees 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3243 Curse the Olympics. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3244 If your friend jumped off a bridge would-- 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3245 I knew it was always about him. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3246 I should have remembered he was in the Olympics! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3247 I only asked him to give me the booty.. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3248 What a beautiful touch - a swan dive for your swan song! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3249 Wasn't the "diving pirate" meme over last week? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3250 Ex Circus Act 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3251 When it comes to drowning, style means nothing. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3252 When did "walk the plank" become performance art? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3253 I could use a change. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3254 You'll never hear the name 'Louganis' again. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3255 If I'd larn'd ta count ta ten, that's the score I'd give 'im. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3256 There is a penalty for flaunting your captain's authority. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3257 They say best go out with grace. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3258 The joke's on him, mates. He's landing on shore. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3259 he might be a scallywag but he's got style,... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3260 10. 10. 10. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3261 I give it a "10". How 'bout you? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3262 Arrr, see if you can top that dive, Matey! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3263 8.0, tops - his arms aren't fully extended... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3264 Five doubloons says he won't stick the landing 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3265 It's the swamp........smile gone in 3...2... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3266 If he'd a-cannonballed, I'd a-hauled him back onboard. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3267 9.8: 8.6: 9.2..... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3268 You got aargh, matey. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3269 Arr! Extracurricular studies is really underminin' the traditional at sea execution aesthetic. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3270 Well, he always said he wanted to steal gold. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3271 No, no, no. I said this was your swan song, not your swan dive. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3272 Argh! Fair thee well pirate Lou Ganis. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3273 If he swims as good as he dives he just might realize his Olympic dream after all. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3274 I think we better put some limitations in that 'Walking the Plank' chapter in Blue Beard's manual. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3275 Why would someone choose to go overborad ? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3276 I still bet he can't swim. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3277 He needs a perfect dive to make the medal round. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3278 The plan for getting rid of the illegals is not working. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3279 No seriously. It only requires Faith, Trust, and Pixie d— 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3280 I thought his name was Jack Sparrow, not Swan. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3281 Let's go back to the slide. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3282 He never was a team player. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3283 This is what happens to show-offs ! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3284 score 4.5 degree of difficulty 2.0 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3285 It's always about HIM 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3286 WHAT!! WHATTT!! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3287 Sashay... away. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3288 I never liked a suck-up. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3289 If not us, then the execution scores will kill him. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3290 Arrrr, it be no Triple Lindy! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3291 7.5 for Technical Merit and 9.5 for Style. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3292 9 out of 10 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3293 Too cowardly to walk the plank. Sad. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3294 'Degree of difficulty..ARGH!!' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3295 Six and a half: Good execution, disappointingly low degree of difficulty. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3296 There he goes to Divey Jones' Locker. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3297 Billy, I'm tinkin yer gonna need to add a twist. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3298 Alrrrright! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3299 He's rotated too far back, big splash here. The judges aren't going to like that. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3300 Never seen scurvy do that before. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3301 THAT 'S NOT FAIR ! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3302 He always looks on the bright side of life! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3303 Yes but what will the judges say about the entry. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3304 He could never control himself in front of an audience. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3305 This is just between us! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3306 Yarrrr be a 9.6. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3307 I think he was lying when he said he couldn't swim. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3308 He was not the kind of cannonball specialist I needed. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3309 Why do we even bother with the formality of the plank? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3310 Blackbeard-brand steroids will do that to you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3311 I give it a f-arrrrr point nine. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3312 Great . . . His one request was placement of the plank he had to walk! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3313 Head foremost! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3314 Aye, that's a ten there matey! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3315 Looks like the lobster dive ! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3316 Laddy, you were a credit always to the varsity diving team 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3317 At'rrgh! T'is too bad we had to terminate him but he's go'in out in style 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3318 Arr matey, fetch me my Speedo, I know I can top that bloke. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3319 Fine. Three flips, a twist, no splash, you can pull him back in. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3320 Does he know something we don't know? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
3321 False start. You didn't wait for my third 'ho.' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3322 Seven." "Nine." "Full fathom five. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3323 Mind the beach there, boy. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3324 Truth or Dare 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3325 The Barbary Coast judge gives him 9.5 for a near perfect execution. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3326 Too bad the Olympics haven't been invented yet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3327 He's still a scalawag but that's a beautiful half gainer. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3328 Teach him to swan around my ship! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3329 He told me he had had it with fake news, but I didn't think he was that serious. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3330 We're gonna have to remove those springs. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3331 He said, 'What the heck--might as well do it with style!' 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3332 I try not to judge 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3333 This wasn't in the book, thats Hollywood for you. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3334 Did you tell him it was a plank... or a springboard? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3335 Still going for bigly. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3336 Damn Fletcher! A show-off to the end! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3337 Well shiver me timbers! I just don't get these born-again Christians! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3338 Ye scurvy dogs; why didn't ye tell me thar prisoner be Greg Louganis? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3339 Oh my God, he's Olympic material. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3340 sure to be one fantastic belly flop 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3341 Does he know we ran aground a week ago? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3342 If this doesn't win us the Pirate Games trophy, nothing will. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3343 I said flying jib, not flying jump. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3344 Call me "Old Fashioned", but the MEN'S ROOM is for real men. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3345 The couture rendition of walking the plank. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3346 A deep sea diver, eh...we'll see about that. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3347 He said he wanted to go out in style! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3348 Strong compulsory mates! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3349 It was an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, yellow polka dot mutiny. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3350 Might be our swan song, too, maties. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
3351 Fake swan dive. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3352 Arg, if that isn't the best swan dive me seen in years. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3353 I'm adding a smile to conquer your division! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3354 He's taking all the fun out of an execution. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3355 Aye, Swanning the plank does invoke the proper fear. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3356 I gotta quit monologuing. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3357 Arr! "I said walk the plank!" 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3358 1."What do you think, Gold, Silver or Bronze? 2."He always said, he wants to go out in a splash." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3359 Let's see the Chinese beat that! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3360 Well, when you're going to Hell, may as well go out in style. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3361 Arrrrgh, Jim Boy, give him a low score. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3362 Walk the plank be damned! The devil did a death dive instead! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3363 Now that's a swan dive! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3364 He always starts well, watch the entry before you score. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3365 Ta Da! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3366 Does he know 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3367 Pirate 1: "I didn't think he'd really do it." Pirate 2: "Yeah well it's Trumps America now." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3368 Okay, let's see, execution score divided by degree of difficulty uh, whatever. Another 6.9! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3369 DT thinks he is so smart, he jumps before he knows how deep it is and what is waiting for him in the water. He drained the swamp of people by filling it with sharks. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3370 Blimey, I rate it 7.5. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3371 That's the last time we use the SpringPlank... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3372 He could have taken a small step, but took a giant leap 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3373 He won't be smiling after he sees his score! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3374 Well matey you have to admit for someone walking the plank Petey's going out with a certain grace and panache. out with 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3375 Who the heck is Mabel? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3376 Is this a great hospice or what?? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3377 I hate perfection! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3378 Walking the diving board just doesn't sound right. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3379 That’s it for the gangplank. From now on we throw scallywags overboard. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3380 Arrr! Methinks something is amiss with this boat. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3381 Wait for it...the moment he finds out I switched the fairy dust for plain glitter. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3382 I knew that last plank upgrade was a mistake. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3383 I guess that's what they call the ultimate "F.U." -- the flip up. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3384 once a shw-off, always a show-off 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3385 Careful there, not to hurt yourself! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3386 Ugh. He does this every time. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3387 Maties, I give this convicted prisoner an overall 8! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3388 Arrr, just break out th' rum will ye. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3389 Haven't seen that before. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3390 I said jack-knife you rabble-rouser! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3391 Matie's, What did you give him for his last meal? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3392 I told you casting Greg Louganis as Peter Pan was a bad idea. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3393 Now that's class! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3394 I know I should resist armchair diagnosis; but, in my opinion, his grandiose and egotistical style drove him over the edge. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3395 I told him Trump won, Trump won, but he would not listen. He said he would happily kill himself rather than have that rotting bag of flesh Hillary as President. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3396 Arrgh, throw him a line, I want to see if he can do a triple somersault with a one and a half twist pike. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3397 Aaargh! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3398 as he jumps from the plank to a perfect free for all dive 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3399 I'm only impressed by cannon balls. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3400 A 107b with parrot formation at the top, to secure the pirate's cup 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3401 Pirate of pizzazzance. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3402 Who left the plank out? We lost another hostage. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3403 Well that certainly wasn't mashugana! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3404 I'll give it a solid 4.75. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3405 He's on administrative leave. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3406 These millennials have no respect for their elders. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3407 On your way back, can you stop at Safeway and get bread? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3408 Mon Miel, "A Perefct 10" 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3409 He won't fall until he looks down, but I forgot to remove his blindfold! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3410 Tuck, you scalawag! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3411 I told him he's on Shark Tank 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3412 Frank's plank stank! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3413 A solid "9" 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3414 These Swan Ocean tryouts are killer 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3415 Now that's how you go for the gold, mateys! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3416 That was very Preidential! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3417 Diving can be a life changing experience,literally 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3418 Now I remember why we don't do this so close to land. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3419 It's a pity he couldn't peel potatoes that well. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3420 He said life was better back at Casa Bonita . 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3421 He took all the fun out of that! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3422 Let's see you do that again, smarty pants. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3423 Flies by the seat of his pants. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3424 That'll be a happy shark party. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3425 8.4. Would have been higher, but there's a shark bite hole in his swimsuit. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3426 Aye maties, it'll be gold for sure at this years Pirate Olympics! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3427 "Perhaps he was wondering why you would stab a man, before throwing him off the ship," said Bane. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3428 It's a pirate's flight for me. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3429 Give Curly Jack an extra point for height at the apex of the dive. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3430 Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3431 Aarrh! Just look at that! I've never seen such grace in all my life! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3432 It's not like the pizza is that much better on the other boat... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3433 Arrgh! That's not a swine dive. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3434 "It's the Death with Dignity Act". 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3435 He failed at cannonball. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3436 He thinks there's a safety net... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3437 This is my last fantasy camp cruise. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3438 I give it an Arrrr-point-0. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3439 There goes another member of Trump's Administration running down the plank. This just isn't as fun as it used to be, if they'll willingly go, you know? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3440 I told you the plank would be great again! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3441 This is his final dive of the competition. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3442 One of the most overrated pirates in the Caribbean 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3443 There goes Louganis again. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3444 Arrr, ye scurvy dog. They be none o' that in the Pirate Code!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3445 I really was hoping for a backward flip. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3446 Shiver me timbers if he nails this entry. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3447 Yep, you're dying. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3448 No, I'd say it's a half-pike. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3449 9.7 for form, 10 for expression. Not bad! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3450 I'm The Flying Dutchman! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3451 He voted for who? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3452 I'm drawin' a plank, mates. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3453 The other guys offered him paternity leave. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3454 I give it a 6 out of 10. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3455 At least it's not chlorinated. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3456 Off to Davy Jones' locker room with ye! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3457 On second thought, maybe he could be in the Olympics. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3458 All I said was go twist in the wind. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3459 History will now record that only rarely did we make prisoners walk the plank. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3460 And right there, ye lubbers, is how to properly hoist jolly old Roger! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3461 Ahoy, land! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3462 I give him a 10 for execution but only an 8 for degree of difficulty. What say ye? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3463 Shiver me timbers, it must be Jesus! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3464 Aaargh! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3465 Now we don't have to take any more swimming lessons. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3466 Yes,, we should have placed him on the Olympic diving team instead. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3467 Where's the fun in this? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3468 It's a gold medal dive from the Somali team 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3469 I'm like a bird; I'll only fly away... Farewell, captain! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3470 I told him he would be judged. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3471 I told him he could walk the plank of his gender preference. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3472 What the hell did you think was gonna' happen when he asked for the extra long plank? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3473 He dove off the plank. I told you he was tired of hearing about Trump, we've got to talk about something else. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3474 Who told him about the mermaids? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3475 Impressive, but it's the exit that has the highest degree of difficulty 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3476 Shiver me timbers, that Roger's a bit too jolly for this ship! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3477 Casus belli flop 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3478 YEP, ever since Trump got on board, soon we'll have no more LEFT!!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3479 "Why is your stupid "good News announcement blocking the cartoon and incapable of being removed? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3480 Now that's a 10 me Maties. That's a ten if I've ever seen one. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3481 His take off and elevation are above reproach. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3482 Sea you later. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3483 We probably should stop sailing to the Caribbean. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3484 I'm going to miss his You Tube channel. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3485 Nine point five 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3486 As Roger happily flew to his death, Blackbeard thought of a cool nickname for his flag. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3487 Do you think that's how you become happy? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3488 Point yer toes, matey, or I'll be choppin' 'em off. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3489 I can see daylight between his ankles. Argh! That'll be a 9.4 at best. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3490 I'll give him a 9.1 for this third dive. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3491 Tis a bit vainglorious wouldn't ya say? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3492 Create your destiny 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3493 You said we found him in some play about cats? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3494 Talk about death with dignity! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3495 He said a Cannonball was too on the nose. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3496 Arrgh, just like Lou Ganis to make a show of it, now get back to work all of you 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3497 Finally lads! The Jolly Roger destined for Olympic gold! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3498 I guess he wanted to go out in style. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3499 Turns out he was the treasure this whole time. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3500 Now that Donald Trump is our President, anything is possible. "Look! I'm flying!" 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3501 That's nothing. You should see his Reverse Two-and-a-Half Somersaults in the Tuck Position. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3502 Looks like he's been practicing. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3503 I said I was feeling GRUMPY, not Trumpy! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3504 He could have at least had the decency to do a cannonball. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3505 Aarrgh! Gonna miss him, I will. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3506 "ARRGH ! The Scurvy Dog takes all me fun out of making 'em walk the plank". 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3507 I'll give that a 6.5 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3508 I should have blindfolded myself for this one 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3509 You idiot! I said, Jones the conniver, not Jones the diver. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3510 He's hiding the booty under his clothes! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3511 I still don't get why he was humming the rocky theme song... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3512 Aaarggh! Me hates 'Freestyle Fridays.' 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3513 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3514 He'll win the doubloons for sure. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3515 Just because he wasn't seated at the Captain's table? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3516 Hey, I'm the cap'n and you dove out of turn. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3517 You're right. A renegade pirate who happens to be an Olympic diver really does kinda jump the shark 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3518 That is definitely a 9.9 dive! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3519 I say he makes the podium on style points! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3520 I always say, if you gotta go out, go out in style! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3521 Good takeoff. Good back arch. Major deduction for the arms. They should be straight out, minus 2 points. Minor deduction for lack of respect for tradition. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3522 "Let's see how he goes in the Synchronised Keel-Haul event". 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3523 He never lets you forget about his winning gold in the Pirate Olympics. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3524 Did he clear his breakfast dishes? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3525 We'll fix it in post 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3526 at best it*s an 8.5. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3527 He requested recreational plank walking... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3528 That's how I lost my leg. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3529 Aargh... I told ye the degree of difficulty be higher if ye bind his arms. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3530 His God judges on style. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3531 Peace out, bitches! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3532 Show off - I said walk the plank, not do a forward dive in the layout position! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3533 Wouldn't he rather loot the gold? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3534 Are you sure that 'No Diving' is part of the 'Pirates' Creed'? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3535 I warned you Tom Daley would make an awful pirate. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3536 One to jump off the deep end, are ye, mate? Well, then, get yer feet wet! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3537 Bring me a gold coin for his medal. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3538 Arrrr!! I said an inwarrrrrrd dive off thee plank!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3539 Some people have all the fun. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3540 8 point 40 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3541 Not another Olympic surplus plank! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3542 'Now that's a black swan dive if I've ever seen one.' 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3543 Good ridance Captain Phelps. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3544 That's nice, but the last guy did an amazing twisting back dive with 1 1/2 somersaults! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3545 From now on hobble them. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3546 Blimey! Not a landlubber, the hornswaggler. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3547 Yar, that form be at least 7.5 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3548 He got a little board 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3549 First time I've seen him worth a flip! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3550 Shiver me timbers! Now that's a swan song! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3551 Artistic license 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3552 A pirate looks at 40 (degrees of difficulty) 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3553 Jerry never liked to walk. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3554 The Graduate. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3555 His approach is commanding, and his execution is crisp, so I give him an 8.4. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3556 What do you think the idiot is doing? Well, I suppose he gets a 10 for his fancy exit. On the other hand, it takes away my satisfaction of feeding him to the sharks. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3557 It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye patch. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3558 I'd give 'em a seven" "Aye" "Aye 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3559 He had a flair for everything! I'm sure the crew will miss him! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3560 I didn't know it was an Olympic year! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3561 We were only joking about the island! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3562 Talk about hang time! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3563 These kids, always with the planking. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3564 Not that there's anything wrong with it. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3565 Exactly...Nobody can follow Gary. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3566 I told you the plank, not the board! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3567 He's got better form than our Parrott. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3568 He should enter the Prisoner's Olympics 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3569 Beware! He is a boomerang. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3570 Try yelling 'Ahoy dude!' 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3571 Too fancy to do the cannonball, huh? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3572 Damned diva!!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3573 We were just kidding, captain. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3574 A total disgrace! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3575 That's a nine 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3576 Degree of difficulty: 5, execution: 9.5 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3577 I bet I could do it better. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3578 World's first blind entry dive. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3579 Now Now " That's how you make lemonade out of lemons". 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3580 2.5 from the East European judge, 9.5 from all others. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3581 Cut! Mutiny on the set. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3582 He doesn't seem threatened by it at all. What do we do now? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3583 I hope he checked the water depth before diving-in. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3584 He can't avoid the sharks forever. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3585 Look Jack, I’m flying! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3586 What did he say? "When God hands you adversity, make diversity?" 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3587 I said it is a flying pirate ship. Not fly, you pile of shit. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3588 Plank drama queen! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3589 I'll give him a score of 86 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3590 We should start a points system that no-one understands then we can judge the rest 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3591 He used to be an Olympic Diving Champion 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3592 He always was a non-conformist. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3593 Ahoy Mate, your suppose to walk the plank not do a belly flop! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3594 He handled that with grace and class. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3595 The Netwarrrks pay no heed to swordplay any longer. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3596 I feel marvelous, lads, simply marvelous! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3597 Where's Polly? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3598 So what if it's a ten. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3599 M. Justin Trudeau is at it again! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3600 Guillermo was always an over achiever! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3601 Very stylish! I give him a 7.5 on the dive. The die we score when the sharks get here. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3602 8.0, 7.5, 8.5. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3603 Let's see if he can manage to spike the ending. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3604 he did say when he goes out it will be with a perfect 10 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3605 Always was a showoff. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3606 Get me whatever he's been drinking 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3607 Go out with a bang. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3608 It's what landlubbers call "ironic." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3609 This showboating is getting out of hand 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3610 He may have been mutinous Cap'n, but you gotta admit, that Sea Dog makes our job look easy. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3611 Once an athlete, always an athlete 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3612 I never thought he'd try that in yoga pants. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3613 Blast your eyes Dr. Norman Vincent Peale and your power of positive thinking! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3614 The sharks are doing backflips right now. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3615 His Swan is nice but he ain't no Gregory Louganis. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3616 I still say I like th' flyin' squirrell the best 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3617 9.5 isn't bad considering the degree of difficulty. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3618 Foolish showoff! He didn't even check the depth or for submerged rocks first. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3619 So that was why he wanted to install the plank 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3620 That is definitely a "10." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3621 I hate sailing in an Olympic year. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3622 Arrrrch, matey, arrrrch! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3623 I'd give him an '8' 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3624 When I said "walk" the plank, I didn't mean "dive"! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3625 Arr! Must be one of them Disney pirates. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3626 I think we took this hypnosis thing a little too far. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3627 Haul him back aboard, this is a teachable moment. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3628 He always was so flamboyant! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3629 Pity. He was my favorite cabin boy. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3630 Shiver me swimmers. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3631 8.0 with degree of difficulty of 1.0. Arrrggghhh. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3632 I accept your resignation. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3633 Jack fully executed the perfect ending for his swan song. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3634 Some prefer not to go out with a big splash 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3635 Punishing homosexuality isn't what it used to be. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3636 Aye, I give him a nine! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3637 Tuck and Roll! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3638 Aye, but let's see him make a clean entry in the Atlantic Ocean! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3639 It's Greg Louginas! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3640 You say he's from that Celebrity Cruise? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3641 Now, which one of ye want's to be in charge of the Spring Cotillion? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3642 Now this is what I call a successful Repeal and Replace! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3643 Arrgh! He best not swim like a swan. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3644 We'll call it 'spring the plank' matey ! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3645 Arrgh, me hates these cheeky pirate academy types. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3646 Captains got him training for the gold. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3647 Jim Lad, come back! The Black Spot was supposed to go to Johnny Depp. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3648 With pleasure. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3649 Aargh! Walking the plank ain't what it used to be. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3650 Last one in is a rotten egg. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3651 Hey, he did it! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3652 I'll give him this; the mate did everything with a flair. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3653 Ahoy matey, Showboat Bob sure went out with style. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3654 Nevertheless, sharks love gravity. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3655 Best planking I've ever seen. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3656 Accentuate the Positive! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3657 Now that's _exactly_ the kind of attitude I was talking about. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3658 Arrgh, I suppose he was done with all the scurvy and the raping 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3659 maybe a 10 but the sharks didn't see it. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3660 He always did have a certain amount of style. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3661 Arrgh, good luck with swimming to the edge and jumping in a hot tub, matey. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3662 Showoff! You only get an 8.75! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3663 "To dive or not to dive" that was the question! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3664 He took my orders to "jump into action" too literally. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3665 Why on earth would he think a swan dive off the deep end would make America great again? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3666 Pff!... Pan did it without a springboard! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3667 what event do you think Mr Fosbury should enter at the Olympics>? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3668 He always was a show-off! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3669 What do you expect from a "pink eye patch" pirate type. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3670 The Lido Deck pool must be closed. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3671 More goose than swan, I'm afraid. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3672 I tried to tell you that Willow Wood would never, ever work! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3673 He said he was the Dread Pirate Louganis. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3674 If an object is launched with an upward velocity of 5.2 m/sec from an initial height of 8 meters, ... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3675 Wait a minute you scurvy dog! I changed my mind and want you on my Olympic diving team. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3676 The execution dive. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3677 And thus begins the legend of Ebenezer J. Speedo. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3678 Come back. We'll allow bathroom accommodations of choice. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3679 There is no place for Wallendas on my ship. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3680 Arg, lets see how fun ye think this is when the sharks come. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3681 He never moved like that in bed. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3682 Don't we usually tie them up? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3683 9.2; 8.7; 9.5 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3684 Anywhere is better than here. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3685 It's called a swan dive! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3686 Alright, this is the last time we try to plunder gold from the Olympic Village! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3687 No, no, no! I said, 'Lock the bank!' 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3688 Arrr! Still a smart arse! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3689 ...and now from you, me matey, commence with a armstand, give us a one full somersault in the pike position, then rip your entry into Davy Jones Locker. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3690 I'd give that a nine point fourrrrrrrrrrr. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3691 I give it a solid eight. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3692 Say what you will, he put the 'jolly' in 'Jolly Roger.' 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3693 Gawd, I hate politicians. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3694 Ah, a swan dive for a swan song. There goes a pirate with panache, mateys! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3695 Did you test for doping? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3696 That's not flying that's falling with style. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3697 Guilty as charged. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3698 Aarrgghh, that's the last French chef aboard me ship. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3699 Said he were an Olympian. Go figure. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3700 Impressive half-gainerrrrrrrr... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3701 The effort was there but the execution was lacking. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3702 oh no, another Trump voter 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3703 Mr Swan, I said die not dive! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3704 I'll give him a 8.4. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3705 That 'll be a "10" in the "Deep-Six" category. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3706 Come on...it's his last dive and he cops out with a 0.7 degree of difficulty? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3707 Blimey....a fake pirate! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3708 That's buccaneer perfect. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3709 Now THAT is how you shiver me timbers. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3710 10. 10. 10. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3711 You're doing the plank pose wrong! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3712 I resign. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3713 I believe I can fly! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3714 I told you he was lying when he said he could do a double backflip. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3715 Might as well die in style. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3716 Yeah, right--don't throw away your shot. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3717 He said he's phishing for a mermaid. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3718 Terrible form, really. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3719 Yeah, but can he stick the landing? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3720 I didn't even know he could swim. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3721 That's one bad Hombre! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3722 What a showoff! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3723 Nice takeoff but he always makes too big of a splash. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3724 Mates, we've captured ye gold medal! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3725 Queen Isabella will be furious when she finds out that Christopher has been out here fooling around!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3726 Don't he know there be no more safety net? Or be it the rum? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3727 Bad mutineer...but nailed the finish!" "Bad mutineer...but nailed the finish! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3728 Well, at least he accepts death gracefully 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3729 And that is why we bind their limbs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3730 That is one awesome swan sing! I didn't even know he could swim! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3731 I told you he never got with the program. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3732 Thar be the last o' our ham rations. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3733 No use pretending. Sharks eat swans too. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3734 'Twas a prank! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3735 He's definitely a meddler. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3736 Such a show off ! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3737 So, this is how they are leave the Ship of State. Sad! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3738 Sorry captain but...I think that was Michael Phelps. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3739 He's just working on his pirate's booty! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3740 Leaks on a ship are a huuuge problem. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3741 You can never pass up a sale, can you Jack? Now go get a plank like I asked you before and throw that diving board overboard! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3742 Hey, see you at the world’s end. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3743 What if we took out the spring? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3744 Shiver me timbers! I dare say Elmer done worked the plank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3745 7.6. He just didn't stick the landing 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3746 He didn't have any marketable skills. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3747 Jenkins was always a horse's ass. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3748 8.5, 8, 8 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3749 Fuck scurvy! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3750 Arrgh- if you're going to be all fancy, I'll do it for ye! Cannonballlllll! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3751 Not a high degree of difficulty! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3752 Argh! That cupping from the acupuncturist has really helped his form. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3753 He's the best around, but I'm worried about the judges' anti-pirate bias. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3754 His score is 9.5. I can beat that! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3755 This inspires me to change the name of my bar in Swansea to the Swan Dive. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3756 "10 out of 10" -the Sharks 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3757 Sometimes you will be forced into situations you dislike but you have to push through it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3758 He thinks a big splash attracts sharks. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3759 I thought he said he wanted to perform his swan song. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3760 I should have ordered cannonballs from the other guy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3761 Not impressed. Heard he tested positive for Fairy Dust. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3762 If he comes back again, use the cannon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3763 I'm stumped. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3764 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3765 If you match that, boys, we've got this diving contest nailed! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3766 He knows Goldie Hawn is married, right? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3767 Blimey, you forgot to tell me his name is Mark Spitz 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3768 He was never any good with the cannonballs. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3769 Aye, this scallywag be ready fer th' Piratelympics. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3770 'Tis a record all right but methinks we should be checking his grog for steroids. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3771 Peter Pan's his uncle. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3772 They'll never build it high enough to keep our gang out. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3773 Hijacking performers from a cruise ship take the fun out of being a pirate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3774 Guess he heard the rumor that sharks don't like that taste of show-offs. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3775 "I'll give him a 7.5. Anyone else? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3776 It's definitely bouncier than when we got it at the convention. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3777 Is that the compass in his pocket? Or, is he just happy to leave us? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3778 Well...that's one way to leave a board meeting. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3779 That's not the booty I desire! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3780 Bloody perfect form. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3781 I'll give him a "6", but the Russian pirate will give him a "10". 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3782 I see we're off to a flying start. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3783 Bought it from a used yacht. Called it a New Age gangplank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3784 Swan-dive ye straight to Davy Jone's locker! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3785 He thinks that Davy Jones Locker is a a hangout for competitive divers. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3786 arrr captain , he said his name was Greg Lou something or other 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3787 We told ye it was time to die, not to dive!" "Why not both? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3788 Danny-boy you darn fool, this is not the Olympics! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3789 He said he was an Olympic Swimmer. What does 'Olympic' mean? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3790 I just wanted to know where he got his pants. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3791 Oh yeah, Dad? At least I can see the cage I'm in. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3792 Captain, it might be time to talk about improving our fringe benefits. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3793 Can't say he's not going out with a splash! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3794 Doesn't qualify. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3795 No more 'Spicey' to kick around. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3796 Swanne how love you how I love my dear old Swanne. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3797 Arrr, Matey! There's a reason they call him Long John Swan Dive. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3798 Trump or walk the plank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3799 Har Har, me hearties. 'Bout now 'e'll look down an' spot ole mister jaws! Har Har Har 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3800 I prefer heroes who don't get eaten by sharks. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3801 Went soon gonna miss the loon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3802 Cheerfulness annoys me, and I won't allow it on my ship. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3803 He's going out with such grace. I give him a 10. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3804 Damned if I know... he said he was "channeling his inner Dolphin?" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3805 That's the end of the Louganis Mutiny. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3806 Divin' fer the gold, be he? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3807 You'll get no satisfaction from my own subtraction! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3808 I hate show offs. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3809 See 'ya Sessions! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3810 It's either the plank or a Cabinet Position... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3811 "7", "9", "6". 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3812 Mateys, we always makes time for a little Arrrgh N Arrrgh! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3813 Finally - a perfect "swan dive"! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3814 Goddam showoff!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3815 Great arrr-c der, Blarney! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3816 Our consultant is still working on the name for this. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3817 Arrr, I said "free-for-all", not "free-fall" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3818 I think he mistakenly heard "Planck." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3819 Aye, nice form.But i'm thinking it's a one off. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3820 America..... going out with style. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3821 Damn, I didn't know he was an olympian. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3822 There for the grace of Todd...goes Todd. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3823 Au revoir, Pierre Panache! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3824 The Pirate Olympics were last week, you idiot! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3825 always a triumph of style over substance 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3826 Don't you have a song to go along with that swan dive? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3827 Aye, McTiegh's was always a show off Captain.... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3828 Argh! That one's from the Galapagos. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3829 He wants to be the first mutineer on the front of a Wheaties box. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3830 It's back to the cat o nine tails! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3831 Look for land or your swan dive will be your final swan song. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3832 Always, the theatrics! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3833 Give 'im a "10' and a pint of rum--if he don't splash. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3834 I don't think we're reaching this guy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3835 Aargh! Drama queens! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3836 I rest my case. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3837 The execution of this execution is truly outstanding. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3838 Send in the sharks 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3839 That Smee is always the flamboyant one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3840 Had to see fer meself, couldn't believe me Buccaneers. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3841 He thrives on seaweed. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3842 Hey Luke, what we've got here is failure to communicate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3843 Lord Wallington is such a damn show-off! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3844 Get back here! You broke our plank! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3845 Always was a showoff. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3846 He calls this one his 'shiver me timbers' dive. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3847 Promise you won't tell anyone? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3848 Ye ol' "Swan Dive" maneuver! Folklore tells that when performed deftly it renders the dullest of crews mesmerized long enough for the crafty diver to set the ship afire and escape in a lifeboat. BTW, do you smell smoke? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3849 At least, he is going out in style. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3850 His lyricism always irritated me. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3851 Get back here! You agreed to PAY for that plank! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3852 Medals are nice, but I miss the screams. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3853 Diving score? I'd say at least a 6. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3854 I will order a swan dive. I will not order my men to snort cocaine offa Frank's frank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3855 I used to be a diver like you, then I took cannon fodder to the knee 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3856 He said he wanted to get ahead in real estate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3857 Well I'll be. I guess porpoises aren't the only ones huh? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3858 Arr…and a 10.0 for execution. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3859 The evolution of the cement block. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3860 He's from Penzance. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3861 Arrrrrrrch! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3862 Aye Mate! I'd score that a "10" too! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3863 Too much give? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3864 There he goes, Kidding around again, Captain. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3865 the Pirate Greg Louganis seems unafraid. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3866 Kafka was right ! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3867 Greybeard? No.....no "r". 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3868 Style yes. Dfficulty, I'm not so sure. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3869 I told you he ate my parrot. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3870 ...but he'll never make the finals. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3871 2.2 for difficulty. 6.5 for style. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3872 Up, up ... and ... away!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3873 I think he is taking his execution very well 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3874 Look at me! I'm an albatross! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3875 When he signed on as crew did his resumé mention the Olympics? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3876 Pirates of Penzance "RUINED" everything 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3877 But is it gluten-free? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3878 it all used to be so much simpler 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3879 He's got great form, but can he complete a full triple axel? Oh wait, that's figure skating... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3880 I'm sold. Let's build the next ship out of engineered lumber 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3881 Goodbye and good riddance, Jolly Roger! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3882 Argh! I said the leader, not the choreographer of that elegant mutiny we just quashed. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3883 Back problems? My pirate's ass! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3884 Aarrrg! Well, bugger yer mutinous booty, 'tis “Dive Like a Pirate Day!” 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3885 Write if you find work. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3886 Soon to be a human full of water 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3887 Nice execution, ye scurvy dog! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3888 Cue the Russian judge 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3889 More swash... less bucklin' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3890 feet together....toes pointed.....should score well 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3891 That be just like him. Always swanning around. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3892 Okay, you win. We won't enter a bobsled team in 2018. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3893 7.6, 4.5, and 10.0 from the Russian judge! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3894 Aargh! He's causing me deep thoughts about capital punishment. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3895 See how much your two good legs'll do you in Davie Jones's locker! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3896 He has a date with Odette! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3897 It's a shame it took us so long to get to Rio. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3898 Scores are 7.2; 7.6; 8.1 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3899 With that form he may make a bigger splash above the water than when he hits. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3900 Somebody should tell him that the Olympic tryouts are over. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3901 I'll give him a 10 but the degree of difficulty for a swan dive is only 1.4. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3902 And no, mom, these monitor talks DO NOT mean you are allowing me to use social media! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3903 He only ever thought of pirating as a springboard. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3904 Aye now that's form. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3905 "Republican Suicide" (Season one). 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3906 Aye, that be Seaman Swan 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3907 Well, shiver me timbers! That's the last time I be challengin' Corky Plankdancer to a belly flop contest. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3908 He'll be going out without a splash... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3909 Sometimes it's the reverse. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3910 And that's an eight point five six from the Mermaid judge. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3911 Looking good, pirate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3912 That's what I call walking the plank in style 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3913 Wrong movie, you idiot! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3914 He's been perfecting the mutinous diving position. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3915 I don't think he'll be lost at sea 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3916 I guess he didn't steal that 1st place gold medallion from the ghost of my great-great-grandfather. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3917 Too bad he wasn't as good at crewing as he was at diving. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3918 I told you to tie Peter Pan to a boulder, Smee. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3919 shit i'm just now realizing that this dude owns 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3920 Get back here with my parrot! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3921 Aargh, catch a thermal matey! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3922 3..2..1.. Bounce!! Oops? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3923 There's a news guy in Plank Walking. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3924 Deduct a half a point for hand placement. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3925 Dead men tell no tales about reverse dives with a half somersault in the pike position. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3926 I'd say an 8. Maybe 8.5. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3927 Dammit, Swanne, we said to WALK the plank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3928 In all he committed 8.5 crimes. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3929 He was always an eternal optimist. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3930 Landlubber don't know plank from diving board! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3931 Amazing! Hard to believe that he ever suffered from a heel spur! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3932 Decent approach and take-off, but if he botches the entry, keelhaul him. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3933 That WAS NOT a forward dive in the tuck position. He's gonna lose some points on that one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3934 They told me the market was supposed to dive if Trump becomes the president, not flying. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3935 Big deal. The last guy did a triple lindy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3936 He thinks he can make America great again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3937 I told you we should have locked him in the brig. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3938 Argh! We'll have to figure out another way to get the gold. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3939 It's time for me to retire. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3940 AAARRRGGGHHH! You ain't an angel yet! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3941 Arrrr point 5! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3942 Nice form, but I still prefer the Four-Man Keel Haul event. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3943 Arrrrr, that's well-executed, mate. Maybe just a little more of a line as you turn toward entering the water, arrrrr. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3944 A cannonball would have made more sense. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3945 Arrrgh! I thought I told ye to hoist 'im from the yardarm. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3946 He showed grace under pressure, but it didn't help him much. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3947 And remember--it's gotta be a bellyflop or he can't join! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3948 I still say keelhauling was more effective. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3949 Hmh! Used to be much more fun when we had to make 'em walk. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3950 He's one of the Lost Boys, but I think he just found himself. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3951 Argh, we lost some great booty! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3952 OK! Come Back - I'll be your Agent... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3953 I'm no expert in semiotics, but I think he's trying to tell us something. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3954 Peter, come back! I'm just having a bad day. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3955 He's a perfect 10 on the Price-Water House Oscar accountancy performance scale 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3956 He was a loyal pirate; I never thought he'd jump ship. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3957 I want to fly away like a bird! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3958 Now that's jumping to conclusions. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3959 Bad takeoff, 9 out of 10. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3960 I do not like the cut of his jib. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3961 I told him we all had norovirus. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3962 Look at that scurvy scallywag's arrrrc. 'Tis beautiful, but takes all the mad keehaulin' fun out of it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3963 Danged show off. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3964 If he had stopped horsing-around, I would have kept him in the crew. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3965 It's still not working. Keel-haul him again. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3966 Remember, Starbucks, a tall pumpkin spice latte, a grande caramel macchiato, and a venti butterscotch frappucino!" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3967 He can't make me do yoga. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3968 Oh no. I meant to walk the clumsy one. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3969 Jack (Sparrow) Knife! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3970 I kinda figured he was gay. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3971 Swan dive as a Sean's song - he was always a little too cute. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3972 Geronimo! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3973 Que cera cera. The future's not mine to see. Que cera era! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3974 Now I'm not one to judge but I say that's a 10. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3975 He gets it from his mother. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3976 I simply suggested we hold a Town Hall meeting. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3977 Despite the mutiny charges, Nigel shows great skill off the 10 meter plank 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3978 Beat Smee 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3979 Welcome one and all to the 44th Annual Pirate Olympics! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3980 He also took gold in dressage. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3981 So, he took "find your sea legs" literally then? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3982 Bummer...to bad he doesn't realize it's shark infested waters 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3983 i told you not to tweet while he's walking the plank! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3984 The takeoff was good but his extension needs a bit of work. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3985 blabla 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3986 Ahrrr! What a lovely man he was. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3987 Very nice. I'm sure the sharks will be impressed. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3988 Beautiful. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3989 Arr, did you use a slip knot again? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3990 Argh... If only my iPhone weren't dead! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3991 I give the execution a 4.7. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3992 Time for the bird-sharks. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3993 Aaarrrggghhh! A near perfect execution. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3994 All I said was, there's no such thing as a pretty canon ball. And he said he'd prove me wrong. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3995 Tony Robbins' great great grandfather, the first motivational pirate captain. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3996 For him death is a springboard! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3997 Starting Position-5.0, Approach-6.5, Take Off-9.0, Flight-10.0, Degee of Difficulty-x10 Entry... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3998 We must be close to land because the islands are calling him. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3999 I thought you told me he wanted to walk the plank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4000 The takeoff was high enough but there's too much bend in his back. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4001 Arrrr...You gotta give him style points as the sharks rip into his flesh. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4002 He said that he would have preferred if the plank was covered with a red carpet. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4003 1 point off for the balk! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4004 please do not make me walk the plank, let me dive! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4005 When Brad the trainer showed up in his pirate costume, cruise passengers seemed disturbed by his demands to "rock the plank." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4006 I said "jibe not dive" ya knucklehead! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4007 But I guess it should be reverse dive, with a half somersault in the pike position! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4008 Did you read the Tweet? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4009 I give it a nine-point-five. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4010 How was I to know he's an olympic champion? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4011 Who was the idiot that sentenced Greg Louganis to walk the plank? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4012 MERMAIDS!!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4013 'Now forward somersault, rip entry.' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4014 We hope he wins gold. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4015 'He doesn't trust this newfangled self-driving ship technology' 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4016 He took home the gold medal for plank diving in the 1744 Pirate Olympics. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4017 Aaarh, how I long for me musket. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4018 Fight or Flight 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4019 I was born a pelican, not a pirate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4020 This guy used to be the headliner on the Jolly Roger before I pirated him! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4021 Aye, there'll be one more swan in the sea. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4022 Michael Phelps has nothing on this guy. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4023 Where is the lifeboat and the drill? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4024 So far, he is flawless. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4025 Does he know that he cannot swim! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4026 Get changed. Synchronized swimming is next. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4027 Call me a bully coach, but look at Squinty's form! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4028 Last chance to save yourself. Just admit that I, Captain Orange Beard, am the greatest captain - believe me there's no better captain out there; I'm really the best captain...wait, come back here! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4029 Fine! I'll enter the water with a minimal splash, as long as you let me live. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4030 look what i can do capt! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4031 Let's see Johnny Depp do that!" Or "I thought he couldn't swim! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4032 I agree, a 9.3. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4033 And for his next trick, he will do a double gainer. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4034 Well shiver me timber, last time I made a dive like that I lost me parrot and a wooden leg! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4035 As captain, he saw to it that every execution was enacted with flourish. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4036 We call ourselves pirates?!" " The gold medal is still around his neck! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4037 Only Kellyanne said the water is real. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4038 We'll just call it a transgender plank now. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4039 Only Davy Jones would make an Olympic dive out of walking the Plank,... I give him a 9.8 ! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4040 I just need a 9.2 to qualify for the final heat. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4041 It is most gratifying to see him finally have an opportunity to express himself. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4042 Siri rerouted him here; since theres a wall now. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4043 'Tis what we deserve for sailing on Swan Lake. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4044 You were supposed to do a cannonball, savvy? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4045 Still no five-star whale show. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4046 Aye mateys, that’s showmanship. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4047 Shiver me timbers- he's really a cob now; no longer a cygnet! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4048 He looks like a swan. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4049 He doesn't respect the president any more than he does ICE. That dive he calls El Wall Beater 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4050 Catwalk the plank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4051 Sykes' plank was sublime. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4052 I award him 8.3 for his final dive. It's a bit showy." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4053 Arrgh! Style points and twenty doubloons'll get 'im a mug 'a grog in Davy Jones Locker. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4054 I'll score you a 10 for walking the plank and a 1 for the mutiny. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4055 You say his last name was 'something like Skillet', eh Anderson? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4056 Arrr! Next time, we go back to hanging from the yardarm. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4057 Nine and a half or ten, mateys? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4058 No frills flight -- real dive 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4059 Forgot to tell him that sharks prefer swans 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4060 The polls never predicted this! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4061 For his final dive, a swan dive with an extremely high degree of difficulty. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4062 Ye'll meet the rope's end for that,me bucko! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4063 That's not what I said! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4064 I'll be driving before you know it. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4065 Yar, I noticed that too, this IS a lot easier with married men 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4066 Too many Esther Williams movies. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4067 I'm dying. You should solve your problems. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4068 Hurry, mate, restore the travel ban! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4069 That should really impress the sharks . . 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4070 When you said we were going to a dive bar, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4071 Hector always did make great use of our company swimming pool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4072 As far as 'em sharks are concerned, it's a level playing field once he hits the water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4073 Nothing ruins a crew's discipline like a wiseass. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4074 He would have been eligible for the Olympics in a century or so. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4075 I tell ye, I couldn't take that song anymore. "Always look on the bright side of life." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4076 Good enough, man! You're in the Talent Show tonight!!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4077 Arrrrr! Perfect form so far but he'll not stick his entry. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4078 So far I'd give him an 8.5 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4079 “I’m trying to practice my moose, mermaid style.” Clearly, he is an ESL student. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4080 These new Titanium planks are way too springy 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4081 Yer end-a, Wallenda! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4082 Apparently the standing desk wasn't enough to keep him around. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4083 Sonofabitch, always having fun. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4084 We should never have recruited from the Olympics." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4085 Blimey, should ’a gone with Keelhauling! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4086 It's the new STEAM curriculum; we've added Arts & Music to Seamanship & Terrorizing. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4087 Personally, I'm more of a fan of the cannonball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4088 I think we need a bigger boat. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4089 He's training for the Piralympics. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4090 I hate him... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4091 I'll see you pirates later on the flip side! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4092 You win Gus, put generation gap on the agenda for the next Board Meeting. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4093 What's the degree of difficulty on this plank? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4094 Decent form, but I bet Cap'n Crunch could do better! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4095 Nothing's sacred since the doping scandal, mate. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4096 I'm just following the future of our freedom of the press. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4097 He's going to dive right off of this cartoon! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4098 The will earn him a "9" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4099 Such a show off ! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4100 One, two, three, look at me!! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4101 Matey still thinks planking is cool. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4102 Timber ye limbs! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4103 Captain Steve Swan!?! You don't say! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4104 Bloody show off! He'll learn from this! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4105 Nope, still bored. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4106 The doctor says that he is right on track for a millennial. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4107 That's Peter Pan doing his famous Peter Pan dive. YARGH. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4108 When he said he was desperate to take gold, I think he meant something different... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4109 Was this guy the recent winner of Shark Tank? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4110 Rrrrr! That bilge rat is missing the point! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4111 Aye! But is it ARRRT? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4112 Arr! Ye did demand 'the Gold' Cap'n. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4113 Having fun so far? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4114 Maybe someday, an Olympic-class diving butt-pirate will bring back the gold. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4115 He ate too much fortified plankton. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4116 I never knew he had such a beautiful voice! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4117 If that has gluten, this is the beginning of the end. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4118 No worries, mates, we'll look for his sunken chest soon. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4119 Drink up me waters, yo ho. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4120 I was hoping for a little less exuberance. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4121 Sorry .How was I to know his name was Jahosephat. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4122 Once a ham, always a ham 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4123 I hope the whales like plankton. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4124 Style points won't help. Besides, I personally like the cannonball. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4125 Blimey, under his frog there was a swan. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4126 Does he realize you don't get any style points for swan diving off the plank? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4127 I told you I could fly with a blindfold on. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4128 I told you he is a mole 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4129 That's the third time this week... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4130 Good tuck. Get ready to pike. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4131 Now that's finally, a ten. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4132 A perfect no pain no gainer! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4133 What did you give him for breakfast? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4134 Save it for the Olympics. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4135 Well...he did seem like a fish out of water. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4136 You know Cap'n, without him we can't have his booty. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4137 I Told Hank that that there was just too much Rum in the table wine! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4138 Arrr, I said 'walk,' not 'showoff.' " 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4139 No more blindfolds,, no more hands tied,,, no more feet tied,,,hope he has a beach tag ! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4140 One's man dunk is another man's treasure. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4141 The last straw wich breaks the camel's back 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4142 Yarr, a coxswain dive! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4143 He has fan clubs in Tortuga and Nassau. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4144 Give him a '9' for style 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4145 A pity he's not long for this world. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4146 The New Yorker would like this one, if I could only think of a caption. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4147 Eh Columbus? He had the route to India. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4148 Yar, in reality they'll be soiling themselves, but Garth likes to have fun. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4149 She said she is practicing for her audition on "Diving with the Stars." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4150 He starts off his descent with a standard breast fall, followed up no doubt with a double somersault, and ending with only the faintest of splash. Utter perfection. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4151 Aye Matey, that scallywag Captain Louganis is on his way to Davy Jones' Locker. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4152 Am I still in timeout? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4153 Well, shiver me timbers mates. He be lookin' mighty fine. I just hope he passes the rum test! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4154 And how many more tryouts do we have? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4155 What h-Ayyye-t! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4156 What did he say about a rotten egg? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4157 Hold on, it's only been 57 minutes. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4158 Shiver me timbers mates--he had style! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4159 I'll laugh when he belly-flops! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4160 The matey what sticks out gets the plank. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4161 Oh, geez. We said "you're in the lump sum!" Not "jump son." 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4162 I don't know...Long John Silver has a guy who can do a 9.5. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4163 Maybe we should have just let him keep steering... 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4164 Arrgh, I give that an eight. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4165 He has to be a show off. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4166 Careful! That plank doesn't meet OSHA regulations! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4167 Maybe that was Johnny Depp 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4168 Arrgh. He possesses the simple grace of a young Greg Louganis. Aargh. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4169 Get me a ring buoy and the number for FINA. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4170 See? The economy is soaring! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4171 Give him points for degree of difficulty. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4172 Aye! He is good, but he aren't no Phelps! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4173 Dramatic, even in death, isn't he? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4174 What do they teach the kids in college these days? Just walk the plank, when you are asked to walk the plank, dash it! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4175 He'll be back for his shadow. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4176 Form follows function, mateys. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4177 'Tis true me first mate will win the booty medal at the Pirate Olympics this yar! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4178 He had his faults, sure, but he was a hell of a diver. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4179 Doesn't he know that he is supposed to wait a full hour after eating to go swimming? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4180 Damn, I wish he would have pulled that off in Rio last year. We've been banned from Tokoyo! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4181 Greenspan had a point about stockbrokers . . . 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4182 Arrgghhh. First, planking; now this. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4183 This isn't a diving board 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4184 Eternal optimist. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4185 Ar! Telling them it's hydrotherapy works. Ar! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4186 Personally, I think his swan song was better. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4187 Ahoy matey-----that is going to be one hell of a belly flop!!!!! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4188 I'll give him a 10 if he lands in that shark's mouth. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4189 YOU JUMP I JUMP 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4190 ? I won't grow up, I don't want to wear a tie. ? ? And a serious expression In the middle of July. ? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4191 There goes another one; what a waste. Now we'll *never* win the Pirate Olympics. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4192 A full gainer with a twist. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4193 Arr, Cap'n, Somalia's Olympic diving team. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4194 Do you think he knows that that's not the pool diving board? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4195 The principal here said to WALK the plank next time, young man! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4196 Sigh, Millennials... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4197 Another one to jump ship. Horrible dive; horrible. The absolute worst dive ever. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4198 I must have hit a soar spot. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4199 A swan dive? Really! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4200 His walk was a bit more of a prance, I think. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4201 In my book, that's at least a 9.0! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4202 I said "Walk the Plank" Not "Dive the Plank"... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4203 He said something about singing and diving... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4204 "He saw it on Pinterest". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4205 We call 'er the Board of Bellyflop! If the pain doesn't get you, the embarrassment will. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4206 He's no chicken of the sea! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4207 No wonder he's happy.....he just got a series on Netflix! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4208 He'd do anything to get out of swabbing the deck. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4209 Yup, it's definitely your house. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4210 That crow hop merited a keel hauling. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4211 Hulk Hogan eat your heart out. (it's a quote from 80's movie 'Rad') 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4212 Arrrgh! Swan song, ye scurvy dog. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4213 You know there is a reason why "walking the plank" is so horrible and you're ruing it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4214 you can see why he took bronze in the pole vault 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4215 I'd give it a seven. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4216 Great dive but he forgot his bait and hook 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4217 Wow, I guess all those planks finally paid off! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4218 I think Swan studied ballet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4219 He swore he couldn't swim. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4220 Its his final olympio attempt ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4221 The dive isn't that impressive. But the degree of difficulty is definitely high. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4222 I miss the beard, but he sure is aerodynamic. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4223 Arrr, the scurvy dog! Too late now, but I couldda used 'im for me team. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4224 Unfortunately he had a shot at qualify for our Olympic team 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4225 He's jumping the shark! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4226 Isn't plank a holding pose? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4227 I guess, he doesn't like "swan song". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4228 Personally, I would've went with a cannonball. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4229 Ol' Jack Swann, a show-off to the end. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4230 He always did have a flair for the dramatic. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4231 Greg Louganis auditions for "Black Sails." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4232 This wasn't supposed to be a springboard to success! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4233 maybe we should've just taken away his cell phone 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4234 I blame Snapchat. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4235 History is a cruel mistress, lads. It's sad knowledge that I, Cap'n Augustus J. Springboard will never be credited for this. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4236 May the odds be ever in his favor. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4237 Is that a microaggression on pirate culture? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4238 Rrrrr, tis a mighty fine reverse, piked, half somersault. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4239 We could reward him for creativity? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4240 Arr, he's doing it just how I always dreamed I would. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4241 Eh, that's just Phelps Sr., showing off! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4242 Whee, I"m Free!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4243 Yep...he's ready for the Olympics! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4244 Well, at least planking isn't a thing anymore. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4245 He said "this time we're really going for gold, mate !" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4246 If he and I have any chance as a synchro diving team, I'll need to lose some weight and the eye patch. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4247 Plank You! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4248 Highly contagious and repulsively hideous, "Plank" disease drives a man to swan dive off the board. We have inoculations ready when you are, boys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4249 8.1" "8.4" "6.6, and not a jot more, you dumb landlubbers! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4250 One and done. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4251 Who said I could not do a belly flop? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4252 I thought this was an opera, not a ballet! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4253 He always wanted to be a swan 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4254 Aaarrrggghhh! This has to cease; he's not suppose to enjoy his demise. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4255 Thar he swans! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4256 We'll still have rum and the lash 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4257 Did we get his cell phone? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4258 Thankfully sharks don't really care how nice your dive is. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4259 There goes "Gregleg" Lougie... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4260 Well sure, the form is great but the degree of difficulty leaves something to be desired... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4261 'Twas a predestined death for Greg 'Shark Lunch' Louganis. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4262 All I said was "Here comes the cold metal!" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4263 Let the white house know we need a bigger diving board for the wall. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4264 I'm sorry, the difficulty just isn't there. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4265 this, tho. this AF. I'm crine, fam. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4266 "A diva to the end. Nota bene, mateys". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4267 No need to showboat! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4268 Honey, it's not possible for me to nurse the baby. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4269 Aye matey, great height but can he rip the entry. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4270 Argg...who gave the traitor the tequila worm? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4271 I'd give it a 3.14-rate. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4272 Aaaaargh! That's my iPhone in his crotch! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4273 Mr. Christian was always a little bit of a showoff. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4274 Best look'n Flying Dutchman so far this voyage. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4275 Time for a crew cut... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4276 Arr, I give it a 7.5. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4277 That's the last time we pirate a ship transporting Olympic Athletes. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4278 Let's stop sending out Democrats until after the mid-terms. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4279 Does he know we don’t have worker’s comp? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4280 Fly? Swan? SWANNEE RIVER!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4281 Talk about showboating! Jenkins couldn’t just walk the plank like everyone else. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4282 Tell Captain Trump, it happened again. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4283 Brilliant form for a swan dive.... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4284 He's got the 7 too? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4285 Must be an Olympic year. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4286 My eye has seen better artistic impression. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4287 If he got much higher, he'd be starkist, but at least he's not chicken of the sea. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4288 That's what we call "The Swan Song Dive" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4289 Ever the original thinker, eh, Swann . . . ? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4290 He never understood yoga planking either! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4291 I guess he bought into the alternative fact that he is going to a better place. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4292 Is it A Bird?? Is it A Plane?? Nope its just naked guy CLOSE YOUR EYES 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4293 The first (and last) time Gary dropped acid. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4294 He's trying to impress that mermaid ----- watch him belly-flop 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4295 8 - 10 - 6 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4296 Aye, I always knew he wasn't cut out to be a pirate. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4297 Crikey. Those mandatory elocution lessons are starting tomorrow. You said, "Go on die" too fast again. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4298 It's Captain Jack Sparrow. He wanted the movie rights. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4299 9.5 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4300 Trust me. This is gonna clinch our bid for the 2024 olympics. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4301 Men, we're changing our paradigm to, 'Cruise ship with a pirate theme.' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4302 A half-gainer don't impress the sharks. Jus' sayin. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4303 That Bloke Steve Winwood- wrote "Arc Of The Diver"... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4304 He's got beautiful form. It's a shame the scurvy dog has to die. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4305 That is so internet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4306 You gotta admit that Louganis kid has style. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4307 He got planked. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4308 I'll bet ya he can't do that again. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4309 He'll swim a few laps—then it's off to Davy Jones' Locker room. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4310 Be back in a hot sec, I'm going after that Kraken again. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4311 Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! The pirate of pizzazz. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4312 Davey - there's no I in team! Get to the locker room! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4313 I GIVE HIM 9.5 ON FORM 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4314 I sang, "Jump, jive and wail," not "Jump, dive, a whale." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4315 Think of this as a confirmation hearing gone bad. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4316 He believes in an afterlife. Har, har. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4317 That was done without a single drop of rum! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4318 I think I would have just answered the question... we all know he pisses in the wind... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4319 Too bad, he made a really nice rum punch. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4320 Form follows function. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4321 Wait! We called the wrong name! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4322 Into the wild.. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4323 Arrrrh...I knew he be gay! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4324 ARRRRG!!!!! We forgot Timothy can swim! Curse YOU, you daredevil! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4325 Motivation equals technique. He's on the team. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4326 Arr! Me judges will give ye no quarter for that low degree of difficulty, lubber! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4327 No one likes a show-off, Ted. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4328 His mother was a mermaid 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4329 Killjoy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4330 To us he's Pieter Louganis, "The Flying Dutchman," but henceforth the Louganis name will be remembered only as the pirate who snapped the Captain's eyepatch. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4331 Jerry just found out he's getting audited this year. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4332 Aye laddies, the gold will be ours in this years pirate plank-off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4333 Looks like he's going for a perfect 10. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4334 I am dying to get some booty! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4335 Shiver me timbers! What great height and extension on his last dive of the night! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4336 Its his last chance for a perfect 10 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4337 A high jump off a short pier. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4338 He was supposed to do a forward somersault with a twist in pike position. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4339 That's not according to the book. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4340 Well, I swan! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4341 Normally I'd say it's great when a pirate is flamboyant. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4342 In Russia, you don't walk plank. Plank walks you! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4343 Sure it looks pretty, but the degree of difficulty is actually quite low. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4344 Arrrrghh, mates, he fricasseed my parrot, and for that he must die. But he was a fine thievin' murderer, and he always maintained a certain je ne sais quoi along with a joie de vivre like no other. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4345 Thinks he's got the last word, does he, mates? Well, the shallow coral reef below will wipe the smile off his face. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4346 He said his name was Louganis? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4347 Not as satisfying as I would have hoped... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4348 I was sort of hoping he'd do a cannonball. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4349 Arrr, that's what he meant by gettin' us pieces of eight. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4350 I wouldn't give him more than a 7.5 even if his entry is flawless. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4351 We only serve Republicans. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4352 What the Trump Administration wants us to do. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4353 That's the last one from Tony Robbins yacht! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4354 I don't think he understands why he was invited on this cruise. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4355 Did he just say his pronoun is 'wheeeee'? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4356 A rough approach, but an excellent execution. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4357 Somehow I think he'll land on his feet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4358 I said WALK the plank! Get back in here and do it right! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4359 It's all about me! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4360 'Let's see Phelps top that." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4361 Why do they keep doing that? Losers! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4362 Ten! Ten!Ten! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4363 I'm doing it my way! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4364 A dingo ate yo' baby! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4365 Reruns of Gilligan’s Island? Not anymore! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4366 I told him to walk the plank but he did a very fancy dive instead. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4367 aaaaaaaRRRRR, Wheeeeeee!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4368 Aaaahoy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4369 And they say quitters never win. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4370 With that form, you'll be walkin' the plank. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4371 He isn't as good as the guy yesterday, 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4372 A misfit to the end.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4373 This should secure him the gold medal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4374 Excellent takeoff and elevation, but lacks complexity 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4375 The last straw wich breaks the camel's back 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4376 Is that his "freestyle"? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4377 If you don't like it, you can lump it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4378 6.5, 8.0, 7.5. if he survives the sharks, he'll edge out the favorite for silver. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4379 You got to forgive that Jack Sparrow credit, he sure knows how to make an exit 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4380 Faaarrrrr......point three 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4381 See maties: practice does make perfect. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4382 It's a perfect ten! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4383 Who vetted him? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4384 I guess he wasn't lying about having been Conrad in Le Corsaire. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4385 For you guys its just an expression when I say take a flying leap, everyone understand? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4386 Aye laddies! A pirate. No swan be he. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4387 You'll never catch me! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4388 What was his name again? Tarzan?! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4389 We've got to stop pirating PEDs 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4390 Well, you have to give him points for creativity. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4391 He said something about swans signing and diving... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4392 watch out for Buster, he took my arm. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4393 All steroids, no gold. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4394 He wants to pursue his dream of being an Olympic diver. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4395 I'll give him a score of 10 if he doesn't get eaten! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4396 18th Century North Korean Suicide Bomber 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4397 Suprising! Knowing him, I would have thought a full gainer with a half-twist. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4398 You are witnessing, me lads, a black swan walk the plank. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4399 We may want to rethink this walk the plank thing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4400 Anyone for a swim? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4401 He learned it in his ending yoga class. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4402 Front dive open position, 8.0 points, degree of difficulty 1.7, 13.6 points total.... NEXT. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4403 He still doesn't listen. I said walk the plank! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4404 The form is good, but that lack of height is gonna cost him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4405 Every time you turn around, someone is planking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4406 Now that's what I'd call " the power of positive thinking." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4407 O Captain! Don't Die Captain! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4408 Say what you will about that rat, but he's sure got style. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4409 When you get captured by pirates at 8:15 but you have acrobatics practice at 8:30 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4410 Good arch, but no flip; 2.75 points off. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4411 I enjoy blubbering for mercy. I respect stoicism. But I'm still on the fence about this whole "flair for the dramatic" approach to walking the plank. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4412 Let's hope the next mutineer has a little more flash. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4413 The blindfold gets him extra points for degree of difficulty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4414 Arrrrr, it was bad enough he repeated everything we said but now you know why my shoulder is killing me. He thinks he's a Parrot. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4415 Them that dives'll be the lucky ones. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4416 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel of fortune! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4417 Not bad, but a little late. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4418 With no leg irons, I'd only give it a 5.5. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4419 I guess Miss Swann taught Sparrow how to fly. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4420 'Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like thee...' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4421 He was never much of a walker! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4422 Something told me were too close to shore for this to work. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4423 Too bad he's shark bait; that dive would've been a 10 at any Olympics. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4424 Arrrr, I say go belly up matey, not belly flop 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4425 Definitely a 9.8 in the high dive competition 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4426 Which one of you forgot to test him for performance-enhancing drugs? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4427 Arrgghh!! If there were a bronze for dyin' we'd be givin' it to ya! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4428 Now we know why it is historically inaccurate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4429 Finley has taken'walking the plank' to new heights 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4430 Icarus's swan dive 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4431 I have a sinking feeling this wasn't the way to kill Dave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4432 I suppose it's only appropriate that Fred Swan makes that kind of dive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4433 "There goes the 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4434 That would be a 9.9 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4435 Come back you've got me gold necklace! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4436 I saw a cartoon like this in Playboy magazine several years ago, what a rip-off! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4437 When all your friends make fun of you so you dip 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4438 Kaepernick's gone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4439 A nice belly tap projection 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4440 Rare image of the Brits leaving the EU. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4441 Carefree flying man 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4442 That's going to be hard to beat. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4443 Because you sank, you'll walk the plank. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4444 I'd say he was a 2 in swashbuckling, but that dive is a solid 9. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4445 Arrr that be a mighty swan song indeed. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4446 I liked Hugo but Captain told me to go through with his deportation order. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4447 When you forget to do your homework, you be like.. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4448 This new system of vetting for food tasters with courage isn't working out very well. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4449 and dont come back until your attitude has changed! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4450 He saw Canada and dove right in... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4451 Waterboarding isn't suppose to be fun! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4452 Hey! That was supposed to be a reverse pike. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4453 An applause addict to the last! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4454 Bye dummies, I'm going for a swim 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4455 Aye . . . he chose to squawk the plank . . . 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4456 Aaargh, he be doin' that every time I say brin' me the gold. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4457 He's right, the plank makes a really funny bouncy sound. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4458 He was a Wall Street banker in 2008. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4459 Thirty doubloons says he loses points for showboating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4460 Maybe he wasn't asleep in the crow's nest? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4461 Mikey, you're flawless now, aye? Why, when it's time to swab, do your limbs remind me of Spitzie the turtle, you pissant? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4462 Too bad he won't be around to qualify that one for frequent flier miles. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4463 I'm gonna need more rum. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4464 So this is what Willy means when he says he identifies as a female parrot? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4465 It was definitely a 9 with a degree of difficulty of 7.5. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4466 They say he stole the gold, but I think he won fair and square. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4467 Argh! I wanted him to walk the plank to BE SORE, not TO SOAR! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4468 I think he is a mermaid 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4469 Me hates to see a career end like this. He had a real shot at an Olympic medal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4470 Next time we don't buy a plank from the Pirates Sport Store. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4471 Aye, I only thought his monicker was Icarus 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4472 Well, I'm betting he'll muff the entry! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4473 What a magnificent swan dive. Fly bird Fly. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4474 another North Korean attack coming up short 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4475 For a mutinous scum sucker he certainly exhibits extraordinary aplomb. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4476 I'm prepared to do this all day until you do it right, jerk. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4477 I hope he remembered to put plugs in his Buccaneers 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4478 Red Bullshit gave him wings! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4479 He has been practicing his dives for years. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4480 The sharks will give a 10 for that dive for sure, matey! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4481 That sure is ome way to walk the plank. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4482 Nobody ever said The Donald doesn't have style. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4483 He's been pirating a lot of gymnastics videos. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4484 I'll give a fourrr. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4485 Look at that arc! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4486 Argh! It's that guy from the New York Times. I think this time he'll get the story in. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4487 It was a mutual parting of ways. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4488 he used to be succesfull on wall street 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4489 The crew's watching too much ESPN! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4490 Well, I swan! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4491 I'm flipping out! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4492 Reggie just can't give it up....here he is showing off again, right to the very end! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4493 ''abandon ship.walk the plank !'' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4494 His last swan dive was his most graceful. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4495 You can't swim. Diving's first,"one and done." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4496 Look a perfect 10 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4497 Sean's "man bites shark" thing never gets old. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4498 Ahoy- Spring is here! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4499 Forward dive with a full maroon. Difficulty: 4.8...scores: 9.0, 8.5,9.0. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4500 This is shark infested water. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4501 Arrgh. I said swan SONG. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4502 Disney's newest attraction! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4503 Young Prufrock thinks the mermaids sing for him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4504 They wanted him to work for that wench Kellyanne Conway. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4505 Cancel the carrier pigeon. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4506 Jack Sparrow always was a show off! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4507 He was a good chef. Too bad he clogged the toilet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4508 Escaping from the pirate, Randy scores a "10" for his graceful high dive off the plank to join the plankton in the sea. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4509 Arghh matey, I believe the correct lyrics are "shut up and DRIVE" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4510 A sold 9.5 but I still say a cannonball is more apropos. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4511 We should come up with something else for the dive team. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4512 He never had the proper skillset to be a good captain, but at least he can swim. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4513 The sharks don't care. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4514 I give him a zero 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4515 Arghhh. This is the last time we take the cast of O as prisoners. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4516 9.5... 9.6 maybe, but we'll see how he fares in the swimsuit competition. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4517 And he actually believed Trump, yada yada. Not on my boat! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4518 Now that's what you call a trapez-ate 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4519 Aaar, the dread pirate Louganis be a hearty foe! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4520 Remember when we only fired cannonballs? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4521 Aye, a bold move if they repeal Obamacare. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4522 Next time remind me to disembowel him first. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4523 Looks like he needed that pixie dust after all. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4524 nine-point-arrgh! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4525 His form is good but sometimes he goes overboard with the drama. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4526 I predict a 12 inch splash. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4527 Is he wearing a jolly roger speedo? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4528 An 8.5 win for the Elizabeth Swann dive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4529 For now on we test for PED’s first. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4530 Aw, come on. The food isn't that bad. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4531 Didn't like the chow... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4532 It looks like it's going to be a perfect 10 ! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4533 If you have a ton of gold you can just grab them by the booty 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4534 "When it comes to going for the kill, he is not 'on board' with us". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4535 You see, maties, that's what we call leaning into it... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4536 I give him an 8. But he's still going to land on his arse. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4537 One man's misfortune is another man's double gainer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4538 Although this is a great dive, it is not a sensational back two and a half somersault with two and a half twists. What a loser. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4539 I overheard them say we're growing up too fast these days. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4540 He can do the Michael Phelps arm flap, but I bet he can't swim like him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4541 What a show-off! he can't just walk. He has to saute! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4542 "Pirates is spelled with and "r" not an "l"! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4543 Yar fine technique! I bestow a 9 upon him! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4544 The beginning of springboard competition. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4545 Now that's a swan dive! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4546 Dying in style 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4547 What a great aaaarrrrgggghhhh-c! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4548 Ye have showboated for one last time, Rummy Pete! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4549 One day this will be an Olympic sport. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4550 Aargh mateys, this is the last "two week fun filled" cruise ship we pillage. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4551 That just proves there's no future in being one of the pirates of the Caribbean. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4552 Waltzing the Plank 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4553 Well if you're gonna go, you might as well go spectacularly. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4554 Looks like a 1.3 degree of difficulty, but a 10 for execution. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4555 I didn't realize you meant you were counting to ten years. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4556 He thinks there's extra credit for style. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4557 Showoff! I said WALK the plank! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4558 Maybe we should stop sailing through the Bahamas. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4559 - Looks like he's turned into the downwards part of the dive now. - No not yet, that's because of the fact he took his underpants off, and the point at which you are standing provide incredible foreshortening in his favour. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4560 That's the last time I'll grab a high diver from that bar. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4561 There's a news guy in Plank Walking. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4562 Dammit, this wouldn't happen in a Michael Curtis picture. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4563 Swan song, not swan dive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4564 So much for the tolerant left. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4565 Have to get that perfect diving form! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4566 What a song that swan is singin' Ho! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4567 Je recuse. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4568 Damn, thumbing me good eye. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4569 The water is deep enough for it, I suppose. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4570 You call that walking? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4571 Soar like a sparrow, sink like a scab-bird. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4572 Alright, next time Boatswain Louganis gets keelhauled. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4573 When love is going south, abandoning ship can be a beautiful thing. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4574 He won the gold in '26. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4575 I'm actually going to miss First mate Swan 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4576 He's practicing for the qualifying rounds in the Olympics. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4577 We'll, Peter Pan had class, too. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4578 Good height, nice form, although not a particularly high degree of difficulty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4579 So that's how his piracy ends, with a swan song dive. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4580 7 for form, 9.5 for degree of difficulty. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4581 If only he'd put his back into rowing, this never would have happened 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4582 9.8 for swashbuckle! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4583 look mom no hands 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4584 He's a high-flyer. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4585 Blimey. He dived straight into Davy Jones' locker. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4586 The Olympic drug testing team,have no need to find out about this ,got it ? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4587 Too bad we won't see that again. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4588 That's a demonstration of "In your face!" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4589 Show off. Aargh! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4590 One more great dive like that, and he qualifies for the next Olympics. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4591 Argh! Next time we'll just keel-haul him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4592 If it wasn't for that miserable expression, I'd have given it ten. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4593 Pity. He was our best chance to medal at the Pirate Games. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4594 Why do they keep jumping of the ship? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4595 Brexit! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4596 Should we wake him up? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4597 Didn't he claim he couldn't swim? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4598 I don't think he'll miss us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4599 Watch, he'll do a flip be4 the hit ! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4600 Way to go off the deep end Carl. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4601 Perfect approach and flight! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4602 We need to stop taking Olympians hostage. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4603 Damn those fiscal cliff fantasies. Aargh. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4604 Argh. Sometimes methinks the crew doesn't take me seriously. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4605 Arrr. Shiver me limber. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4606 His height and form are good, but I'm waiting for the splash before I issue a score. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4607 He insisted on making waves. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4608 Guilty, could not fit within our bathroom rules. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4609 [What really happened to Ryan Lochte in Rio] 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4610 Crud! That spoilsport ain't never seen no swan. A begrudging ten points for a nonswimmer. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4611 Religion, am I right? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4612 with a degree of difficulty of 8.5, please welcome to the plank.... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4613 I asked for a crew that were diverse.... darn predictive text ! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4614 I told you Greg Louganis was a bad hire. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4615 Mark my words, he will be back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4616 He's on a "nuke high." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4617 Not only did he take it like a man but he attempted to do a straight position with an open pike and a slight arch! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4618 Arrrgggg...I told you he looked like Greg Louganis? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4619 Later Haters. Bring on the Gators! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4620 He's always been a show-off! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4621 A talent like that is to die for. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4622 Was that three and a half twists. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4623 I've done some dastardly things in me life, but this contract work for the anti-doping agency is breaking even my cold heart. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4624 Mateys, now is not the time for arrrrrrrrrrr & arrrrrrrrrrrr! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4625 Oh. He really is a Sparrow! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4626 Okay, okay… A little further from port next time. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4627 At least someone's hands were tied. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4628 "Aye, he may be scurvy dog, but I'll give him a 9.5 for style points".... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4629 When someone tells me to do something, . . . I do it with STYLE! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4630 Copybird! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4631 I hope he's not this buoyant in the water 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4632 Arrgh, piracy is no springboard for the Olympics. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4633 Back to Brazil, you think? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4634 I DID give him a choice: forward, backward,reverse,inward, twist or armstand. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4635 Gives a new appreciation to the term swan dive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4636 He's so gifted, it's a shame that he lacked motivation to do it on his own. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4637 7.5, the tuck was sloppy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4638 Classy. A swan dive as his swan song. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4639 You'll never make the olympics diving like that. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4640 Polly's been mentoring him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4641 Well that changes everything. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4642 It'll really shiver me timbers if he lands this. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4643 I'm thinking a two and a half gainer in the pike position. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4644 I'd say 9.2" "No no, 9.8, you idiot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4645 Corpirate Team Building 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4646 Man OVERBOARD! Help him. You must save anyone who is one of us! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4647 Arggh, that's a pretty swan dive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4648 I knew he'd do the 2 1/2. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4649 He belonged to one of those bad hombre groups. It started with an M, but i dont think it was the media? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4650 His jurisdiction includes "other waters!" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4651 I'll give a him a 9.5 for form but just 3 for swashbuckling. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4652 Please hold your applause until we see what the sharks have finished. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4653 A rebel to the end! I told him to JUMP in the ocean! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4654 Now, that is 'walking the plank' with class. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4655 A strong comeback attempt after his failure to take home the gold at Tortuga. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4656 What with the rising costs of cutlass, grog, and cannon, I ask ye, boys, how can I go on subsidising the ballet? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4657 I think he took "planking" too literally. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4658 Betcha five bucks it's a bellyflop. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4659 I'd say an 8.5. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4660 I hope he doesn't hurt himself. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4661 Booty-ful. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4662 The battery life is amazing! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4663 Just goes to show you lads, practice makes perfect. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4664 'What on earth have you been feeding him?" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4665 What would you do for a Klondike Bar? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4666 I say spinach is for creeps and I stand by it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4667 He could have waited until we docked 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4668 HE'S AN OLD SOUL. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4669 I'm positive that the conclusion will be negative. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4670 He may be a schmuck but ya' gotta give him credit. He does have style. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4671 Diver Me Timbers 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4672 The history books will record this as an alternative fact, on how we made him walk the plank. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4673 His form and grace are stunning! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4674 If you find land, bring back an olive branch! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4675 Blimey! I should have chosen a different duel! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4676 Look at that form! Well, I guess we've lost him for the Pirate Olympics. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4677 What's the punishment for diving the plank? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4678 Olympics? Avast, no! His ship has sailed. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4679 He needs to point his toes a bit more: I give it an 8.5. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4680 Pirate #1: "I give it a 10 out of 10." Pirate #2: "I'll rate him a 7.5." Pirates 1 and 3: Really Steve?" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4681 Damn his cheek! Still swanning majestically like all the other damned rats on Minority Privateer Trump’s brigantine, Quisling. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4682 At least someone's execution was flawless. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4683 Thar's still sharks out there. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4684 He thinks he's trying out for the Somali diving team. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4685 I'm not sure this new delivery system for the Navy Seals is going to work. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4686 We really need to fix the wi-fi... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4687 Arr, I give it a 7.5. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4688 You do understand there is a punishment for violating the spirit of plank-walking? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4689 If I knew his skill before I might have used him for the next ship battle 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4690 It's a plank mate! Not a flippin' diving board! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4691 Looks like Davey Jones' Locker is about to become fabulous... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4692 Blimey! The swan dance. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4693 I don't think the Speedo thing was a headband. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4694 i said capture Greg Loukanis! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4695 Does he have an agent?!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4696 Yarblockos! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4697 His swan song lacks a execution "A swan dive without execution is like a swan song without elocution! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4698 That sumbitch never could do anything normal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4699 Arrrr, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4700 Mommy, I'm ready for my monitor upgrade. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4701 So this is why we use the blindfold. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4702 I tell ya' boys, ya' can learn the darrrndest things on YouTube! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4703 Excellent run-up and take-off. That's incredible, loot at his elevation! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4704 I hear as soon as he debunks gravity he will do the same for climate change 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4705 Our gold investment just reached free fall. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4706 It must be diet and training 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4707 Kidd's already past his prime. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4708 Always a bloody showboater. We had to let the bloke go, this ain't no sissy showboat. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4709 He was reluctant, but I told him it was to make America great again. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4710 Finally! A chance to demonstrate that my diving practice from high school has paid off in the long run! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4711 No it's not a sine, it's a cosine. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4712 If you've got it, flaunt it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4713 That was my car. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4714 See? I told you cannons had more range. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4715 A perfect 10! Too bad he never learned to swim. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4716 For a 100 Million Doubloon contract, we should have gotten a better Air Force 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4717 He was a swan in a past life 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4718 Where is lavagirl though? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4719 I can't half see why it's argh rated. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4720 Arrrgh, you get no points for style... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4721 Avast showboating! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4722 This were to be a plankwalk, not a trapshoot! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4723 A perfect swine dive, as ever I've seen. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4724 Ahoy matyes - a flying Dutchman! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4725 It would have been a graceful mutiny. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4726 I shouldn't've said, 'Shiver me timbers!' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4727 He gave us the old Shanghai dive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4728 He always emphasized the "OPTICS" of any situation. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4729 Looks like a 9.3 to me. What's your score? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4730 Aye lads, nice height and good symmetry, but aargh, can he nail a vertical the entry? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4731 Arrgh, I was expectin' a cannonball for certain. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4732 um, fyi, we're in the desert! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4733 Kind of puts the "curve" in "scurvy", doesn't it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4734 Hope he doesn't belly-flop... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4735 Hey, I could do that too if I didn't have a peg leg. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4736 Plunging with pride. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4737 Aarrgghh! With the old plank, he'd be an 8.5. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4738 A clear violation. No 10 for the blaggard. He was supposed to walk the plank, not dive it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4739 "You can stay if you want,but I'm abandoning the Trumptanic before it hits the iceberg". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4740 He was way in over his head. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4741 I was hoping that he'd go for a cannon ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4742 Aargh! I'd only give him a five ! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4743 Can't help himself....showing off and stylish even when told to walk the plank! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4744 Hey! I only said "we need to rip up this deck!" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4745 Aye, it's a great arch and toe point, but there's no scream at all...get the next guy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4746 He's off to Mar-a-Lago 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4747 8, 10, 7 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4748 once a shw-off, always a show-off 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4749 He's on his way to win Survivor-of-the-Year at the annual Lemming Leap in Trondheim. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4750 How is he not scared to go so high? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4751 Yep, there's one in every group... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4752 He must really love that heaven booty! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4753 Maybe he told us the truth and really is related to Greg Louganis... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4754 Hmmm--pretty good, but I'm not sure the sharks'll be impressed! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4755 He took first prize in the Olympics. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4756 He told me his other choice was a gainer, but this one's better for your core." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4757 I'll bet a doubloon he will do a belly flop 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4758 I'm thinking "Dread Pirate Louganis" might be gay! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4759 From a lovely swan dive to the jaws of Bruce. Pity. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4760 That was a very elegant way to go. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4761 Are we pirates...or are we dancers? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4762 There goes the last of the witnesses 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4763 I MISS THE OLD DAYS 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4764 Argh, he needs a 9.27 to win the pirate gold. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4765 Any last WORDS! You said "statement". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4766 He enters with barely a splash. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4767 I told you the new cook was temperamental. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4768 Only a mutineer would expect a score! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4769 Eight." "Seven y'arh." "Five at best. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4770 Arrgh, it's the Olympic death spiral! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4771 Too much Warp! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4772 Form's not great, but impressive degree of difficulty. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4773 This really is the finals 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4774 'There goes another CEO." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4775 Yeah, but can he carry a large sword when he does it?? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4776 He finally finished paying off his student loans. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4777 Don't mind him. He has his own anti-piracy agenda 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4778 "Arrr, I'll give'em an 8.5 for Form". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4779 It is a 10 for difficulty. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4780 He must be Russian. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4781 We've been had. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4782 Arrgh...6.2, matey. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4783 Shudda putta line on'em, fly fishin's funnnn! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4784 I give that one a 10, Matey. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4785 Some men you just can't reach... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4786 You can kiss my little swan arse ! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4787 Ar, ye dogs, and I ween the lubber floats as well! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4788 I am not afraid!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4789 Thar he blows again, galling ever'one with his infuriatin' free spirit attitude. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4790 He thinks he's a swan. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4791 Did you tell him to walk the plank...or to mock it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4792 It's party of his theory: anything he believes is true. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4793 There's to be no word spoken if this in the log books of the good ship, 'Diving Swan'. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4794 I swan-nee... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4795 Keelhauling would've been my choice! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4796 Arrr matey now that's how to deal with a doping scandal! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4797 I'm telling you, those Russian captives are on something 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4798 And yet another perfect dive even while blindfolded 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4799 Wiseguy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4800 That's Flynn for you.. going out with style! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4801 So graceful. This must be how he seduced my wench. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4802 The sharks are giving him an 8. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4803 We never have enough gold! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4804 argh, you got to admit he's got style. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4805 I'd give him an '8' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4806 The next time that F**K**G Peter Pan guy uses the gangplank to do a swan dive, throw a harpoon into him!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4807 He did'nt realize we were killing him not trying out for the olympics 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4808 Real justice means a belly flop. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4809 I just felt a shiver in me timbers. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4810 First mate: "8.2" Second mate: "7.9" Blackbeard: "A plague take him! 7.1" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4811 That's going to smudge his guyliner. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4812 I knew they called him 'Silvertoes Jack' for a reason... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4813 Fit him for a life preserver. He's the best coach I've ever seen! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4814 So, that's what they mean by "It's the voyage, not the destination." ( Or, the origin point) 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4815 Shiver me timbers - he REALLY IS Michael Phelps!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4816 Fill in the plank. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4817 What great form. Once upon a time I could point my toes like that. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4818 So you guys think he shouldn't have had that last shot of rum? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4819 He did win a gold at the Pirate Olympics. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4820 Arr! A full Davy Jones! Look at that extension, ye scurvy dogs! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4821 I give that a 10/10 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4822 This would kill in Vegas! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4823 Said it's got nothing to do with the British Bond fellow. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4824 Jonah wants peace in a sea of tranquility. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4825 That's what I call death with dignity. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4826 Well, he already had high insurance. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4827 A swan dive song won't save the NEA from my cuts, yarrgh! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4828 Well, shiver me timbers! So's I give that scurvy dog's 'swan song' a 9.5 - however, admittedly, that's a dreadfully low level of difficulty. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4829 Ay, he did always say planking was good for the ore. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4830 He was lousy pirate, mates--but he did have panache. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4831 Who did forget to tie him up..? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4832 Jim, do our shareholders a favor and leave this boardroom gracefully. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4833 Before we sail away, don't forget to give him marks out of ten. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4834 Captain Jack Sparrow showing off again. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4835 A perfect 10! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4836 Too bad we didn't use the high dive. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4837 Will that get me off the hook? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4838 This upgraded plank is the best. Blimey, it's a brought a spring to my step. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4839 Fly to freedom! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4840 You promised that there would be sharks 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4841 Your "walk the plank" negativity won't bring me down! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4842 Does this mean I don't have to dive for my sins? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4843 I would say that's a 9.5. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4844 Got to give it to him, Louganis knows how to make a perfect entry and exit. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4845 He's been weak on his entry. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4846 that's the first ever blind swan dive. too bad it is has one. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4847 Never adjusted to the closure of Ringling Brothers. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4848 I knew bringing on Michael Phelps was a mistake 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4849 Next time don't let your green card expire! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4850 What is the matter with these millennials? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4851 Wait, my ex wife is still my beneficiary! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4852 He's from Acapulco you say? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4853 We gotta stop that EST training 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4854 Just way way too upbeat to be one of us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4855 Arrghh -- now that's Jimbo givin' us a 10. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4856 Aaarrrr it be your swan song Louganis not your swan dive! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4857 I told yer it were Cap'n Swan, not Cap'n Sparrow! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4858 I´ll either compose a ballet or rename my bar down on the waterfront. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4859 Nine point five 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4860 See y'all later 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4861 How many apples did you use exactly? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4862 I hate it when we capture an Olympic schooner. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4863 Nice swan dive, Obamacare. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4864 Next cruise we'll add a wave pool and a swim-up bar. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4865 Dammit Blackbeard! For the hundredth time, he IS the real Marquis de Swan. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4866 Actually can't see the cartoon as your good news banner is in the way and won't close. In addition, none of the other links on the page work. Is it just me? rpkleban!cox.net 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4867 Really it won't hurt, now do it! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4868 We're deducting points because of the circumstances. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4869 Harrison, too Late!! The "movie set sea" was not available!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4870 Must be nice to be banned from Twitter. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4871 DO A FLIP! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4872 Arrrgh.... he be a showman to the end! Now where be Cap'n Depp's 'orrible little dogs? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4873 a pirate's last ironic act as cannonball manager. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4874 This isn't for walking the plank... It's a diving board for cool tricks! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4875 Noah's Arc must mean something. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4876 He was wiretapping our ship, I think he is a it odd mates 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4877 It's better than him jumping in to conclusions. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4878 Gold 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4879 He might actually prefer it this way 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4880 He takes walking the plank to new heights. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4881 WHAT AN EXORBITIONIST! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4882 Argh, matey! You forgot the cement! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4883 Keep yer toes pointed 'n touching or you'll be gettin' no perfect 10 outta me, matey! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4884 Blimey! Are you telling me they created an Olympic sport from This. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4885 Clap again, and you'll be joining him for some synchronized drowning. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4886 He will save the almost-extinct sharks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4887 Careful! I lost a leg doing that! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4888 Where did his synchronized diving partner go?" "The Shark. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4889 He might have shot the cannon in the opposite direction, but at least he's going out with a bang. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4890 John is just a little too enthusiastic don't you think? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4891 Aargh! Show off! Smee, did you remember to chum the sharks? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4892 Well, there he goes to where the flying fishes play! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4893 That Black Beard , always the showoff . Next time it's off with his head . 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4894 6.5. He used left foot first at takeoff. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4895 Mark my words: he will make a splash upon entry. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4896 I giv 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4897 That swan dive is to die for! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4898 No, it's not the same, but at least he went for something with a high degree of difficulty. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4899 Before Jack Sparrow became Captain. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4900 We should have gotten the platform. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4901 Wait for it....a belly flop! Next. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4902 In the prelims he got a perfect "10." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4903 That's from all his planking. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4904 Good diver. Lousy powder monkey. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4905 Shiver me timbers! Another scallywag is far too happy to be walking the plank of The Golden Drumpf. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4906 On second thought, maybe smoking ganja on the job wasn't the worst offense. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4907 He was the last trapeze performer for Barnum and Bailey 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4908 America, schmerica .....let's see where he lands now! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4909 I told him walk, not waft! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4910 I think we're ready for Vegas,let's go to the lower deck and I show you our new stripper pole. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4911 I didn't know that he is an Olympic diver and swimmer and will return with his own ship and do us in!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4912 My timbers shiver at his gracefulness 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4913 asdasd 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4914 that`s not what we had in mind 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4915 I get the feeling he'll be back 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4916 Nice booty, mate! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4917 That's impressive! Do you think he could teach the rest of us?? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4918 Well, there goes our best chance at the Olympics this year 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4919 He thinks it's a diving contest. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4920 Don't forget to write! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4921 Why aren't we using this guy? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4922 I'll give him an eight and a half for style. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4923 Is he entered in keel hauling? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4924 Aarghh! Next time, we have to be further from shore. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4925 L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4926 8.5, 9, 9.1 matey 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4927 I’d call it the "endive," me hearties. It be a treat for the sharks served raw or cooked. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4928 But suppose one of US is the leader of the mutiny? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4929 He always was a show-off! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4930 He is so dramatic." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4931 Argh mateys, he should be in the Olympics! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4932 We could have used him to invade enemy ships! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4933 Dagnabbit! That was supposed to have been a Forward 4 1/2 Somersaults in the Tuck Position! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4934 I give him a deep six. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4935 He beseeches death. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4936 Donald's obsession for messaging started when he was 12. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4937 The water may be too cold. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4938 Aargh! Killing millennials isn't any fun! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4939 Now, he's just making me feel jealous. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4940 Aaargh, what an unexpected turn of events. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4941 Avast ye cheatin' scurvy dog . Ye won't be finding any norandrosterone in Davy Jones' locker. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4942 Arrrg...show off. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4943 He's neverunders He's never understood the differences between platform and springboard diving. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4944 I don't want to grow up. To much fake news out there. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4945 Insubordination. Guilty as charged. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4946 It's what impeachment will look like. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4947 I run a tight ship but he runs a tight butthole. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4948 Aargh, at least he's not wearing speedos 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4949 You wouldn't pirate a Tarzan. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4950 Nice form! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4951 I'll give that a 6.5 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4952 Good old Cap'n Lightyear! Still falling with style. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4953 Is this really part of the university sleep study? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4954 You find this place a big dive? OK you've illustrated your point. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4955 Aargh! He'll walk the gangplank for diving without a lifeguard on duty! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4956 That's another 10 for the sailor from Beijing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4957 Who would've figured he had such grace? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4958 But no one can dive better than me. I'm the best at diving. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4959 He needs to work on technique. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4960 He came from the "abordage or perish" school 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4961 Flying the plank is our new punishment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4962 God bless Captain Vere! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4963 He's got a lot of talent, but he's uncoachable. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4964 From now on, blindfolds are mandatory. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4965 He never did fit with the corporate culture here. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4966 Impressive form but I've seen better. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4967 Where do you recruit these guys from? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4968 Send his mom a letter in a bottle. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4969 It's a beautiful thing! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4970 Nice dive, but I believe he's confused it with the song. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4971 Your not captain anymore, and what's this crap about a golden parachute? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4972 Arrr! That bilge rat is gonna rip the entry! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4973 It's so sad. They all seem happy to leave my administration. You call that a dive? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4974 Bravo. Perfectly executed. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4975 All I said was,' Prepare to dock!' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4976 Fletcher always had to have the last word. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4977 Eight, seven point five, eight. Tune in tomorrow for results on Dancing With the Fishes on Pirate TV. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4978 Something about some Captain Nemo. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4979 Pixie dust my stump. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4980 We would consider every day wasted in which we had not danced at least once. And we would consider every truth false that was not followed by at least one laugh. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4981 Good golly, what a show-off! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4982 What did you expect when you tell an olympic diving champ to walk the plank? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4983 Yes , south by south west... And he said his name was Johny ( Weisniller , not Carson ) . 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4984 Blarney, I'm going to miss him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4985 Shiver me timbers, now that's a perfect Captain Swan dive! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4986 He's been practicing for the big day for weeks! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4987 Maybe we should trade him for a doctor 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4988 He flies through the air with the greatest of ease. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4989 That should keep him out ... for 90 days anyway. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4990 Ever since we started using a non gender specific plank, they no longer walk it! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4991 He walks the plank just like a swan! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4992 Sorry, we're not here to judge you on your dive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4993 I said "Send him to PIRATE class, not PILATES." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4994 Arrr! I been tellin' ye, Charles Swan just doesn't take his Piratin' seriously! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4995 Aargh! The ballet training paid off after all. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4996 Try it again. You’re still not ready for the Pirate Olympics. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4997 No wait, it's Zorro of the high seas - we can't lose! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4998 Even to the end, a damned showoff. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4999 I've seen many a good sailor flip out in the doldrums, but this is new ... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5000 Something tells me we may also have solved the mystery of "The Glitter Cannon" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5001 Cute, but not funny---and I doubt it will impress the sharks! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5002 He sure knows how to go out on a perfect 'swan song'. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5003 Did you get his cygnet ring? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5004 The charge is to walk the plank, not to perform a gymnastic stunt. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5005 We picked him up off the coast of Brazil just last year. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5006 Come back! We want to have the same drug you're on! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5007 Great form! Maybe he will swim to the Turks and Caicos. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5008 Poor fool thinks he's trying out for the diving team. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5009 Cannonball! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5010 You won't win--your arms are too high. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5011 here flies away the native american dream.. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0