Contest #557


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557


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Voting started 2017-02-21
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-03-06 (estimated)
Number of captions 8861
Number of responses 767998
Number of participants 17861


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well, I'll be damned... 1.8041 0.03565 541 249 149 143
1 I'll be damned. 1.8015 0.03600 534 248 144 142
2 I'll be damned. 1.7664 0.03824 458 219 127 112
3 Well, I'll be damned... 1.7422 0.04161 415 216 90 109
4 You're naked AND you bake? 1.7249 0.04131 389 197 102 90
5 We have an oven ??? 1.6677 0.04609 313 173 71 69
6 Phew... when you said you had something in the oven, I thought you meant something else. 1.6614 0.04972 254 137 66 51
7 'When you said you had one in the oven that's not what I thought you meant." 1.6568 0.04364 303 157 93 53
8 How about them apples? 1.6508 0.04838 295 171 56 68
9 Wait -- what going away party? 1.6460 0.04727 291 164 66 61
10 I see you've found a loophole. 1.6344 0.04552 279 150 81 48
11 Mom's apple pie? What's a Mom? 1.6245 0.04785 269 152 66 51
12 God knows I shouldn't. 1.6231 0.04772 268 151 67 50
13 You mean I can have my pie and Eden too? 1.6231 0.04830 268 153 63 52
14 I think you've just invented the loophole. 1.6217 0.04699 267 148 72 47
15 What family recipe? 1.6174 0.04865 264 152 61 51
16 Then again, it'd also be a sin to waste it. 1.6109 0.04565 257 138 81 38
17 What do you mean 'to die for'? 1.6109 0.04855 257 147 63 47
18 Mom's apple pie? Who's mom? 1.6000 0.04843 250 143 64 43
19 God knows I really shouldn't. 1.5984 0.04690 249 138 73 38
20 Wait, we have an oven? 1.5984 0.04793 249 141 67 41
21 What's the worst that could happen? 1.5976 0.04908 246 142 61 43
22 Apple? Well I'll be damned! 1.5847 0.04976 236 138 58 40
23 Sure, I'll try it. What's the worst that could happen? 1.5830 0.04770 235 132 69 34
24 How much sin would some ice cream add? 1.5830 0.05030 235 139 55 41
25 I guess after this we'll start dressing for dinner. 1.5708 0.05273 226 140 43 43
26 Ooh, that looks sinful. 1.5701 0.04878 214 120 66 28
27 Could be a recipe for disaster... 1.5664 0.05047 226 135 54 37
28 An apple pie, well I'll be damned. 1.5664 0.05312 226 142 40 44
29 Ok I'll try it. What's the worst that can happen? 1.5611 0.05139 221 134 50 37
30 We have a kitchen? 1.5596 0.05277 218 135 44 39
31 This pie for another rib. 1.5591 0.05119 220 133 51 36
32 It smells delicious, but there'll be hell to pay later. 1.5591 0.04869 220 127 63 30
33 Apple pie? Well I'll be damned! 1.5576 0.05337 217 136 41 40
34 God knows I shouldn't. 1.5556 0.05153 216 131 50 35
35 I think I may have found a loophole. 1.5556 0.05111 216 130 52 34
36 An apple pie, well I'll be damned. 1.5493 0.05381 213 135 39 39
37 Well, how 'bout them apples. 1.5476 0.05359 210 132 41 37
38 That's some loophole. 1.5476 0.05316 210 131 43 36
39 Oooo. Mom's apple pie! ... Wait..Who's Mom? 1.5472 0.05525 212 138 32 42
40 What do you mean, you think you found a loophole? 1.5455 0.05117 209 126 52 31
41 What's the worst that could happen? 1.5366 0.04865 205 119 62 24
42 Apple pie? I'll be damned! 1.5366 0.05151 205 125 50 30
43 Pie and a naked woman, I must have died and gone to Heaven. 1.5347 0.05211 202 124 48 30
44 It'd be a sin to waste it. 1.5347 0.05067 202 121 54 27
45 What if we just ate the crust? 1.5343 0.05030 204 122 55 27
46 Like WHOSE mother used to make? 1.5323 0.05279 201 125 45 31
47 What do you mean by "It may contain traces of the forbidden fruit"? 1.5317 0.04867 205 120 61 24
48 Eve invents the loophole. 1.5300 0.05394 200 127 40 33
49 I'm not sure that's a valid loophole. 1.5274 0.04990 201 120 56 25
50 It's better than sex? What's sex? 1.5274 0.05040 201 121 54 26
51 God has desserted us? 1.5228 0.05268 197 123 45 29
52 Mom's apple pie? What's a Mom? 1.5206 0.05479 194 125 37 32
53 It would also be a sin not to eat it 1.5206 0.05022 194 116 55 23
54 I'm tempted. 1.5181 0.05095 193 117 52 24
55 Oh great. Original sin AND carbs! 1.5181 0.05502 193 125 36 32
56 Might as well make that to go 1.5181 0.05551 193 126 34 33
57 You're right...its a sin NOT to eat it. 1.5105 0.05210 190 118 47 25
58 Is that the original tin? 1.5105 0.05522 190 124 35 31
59 You sure this is a loophole? 1.5104 0.05575 192 127 32 33
60 Seems like a perfectly legal loophole to me. 1.5104 0.05273 192 121 44 27
61 Eve creates the first recipe for disaster. 1.5079 0.05442 189 122 38 29
62 Wait a minute, we have an oven? 1.5054 0.05296 186 117 44 25
63 Wait...we've had an oven this whole time? 1.5054 0.05404 186 119 40 27
64 I smell a loophole 1.5054 0.05128 186 114 50 22
65 Wow! You baked a loophole! 1.5054 0.05615 186 123 32 31
66 I really shouldn't---but what the hell. 1.5000 0.05591 178 116 35 27
67 I smell trouble. 1.4972 0.05292 181 114 44 23
68 You think you found a loophole? 1.4972 0.05407 181 116 40 25
69 A knife? I don't even have pants. 1.4972 0.05350 181 115 42 24
70 I don't think that's going to fool him... 1.4972 0.05175 181 112 48 21
71 It's forbidden fruit no matter how you slice it, Eve. 1.4944 0.05136 180 111 49 20
72 Whew! When you said you had one in the oven I thought... 1.4917 0.05292 181 115 43 23
73 What do you mean 'just like mom used to make?' 1.4917 0.05350 181 116 41 24
74 What's a loophole? 1.4917 0.05234 181 114 45 22
75 Oh no, the temptation of crust. 1.4916 0.05510 179 117 36 26
76 Eve, it's the "to die for" part that worries me. 1.4888 0.05178 178 111 47 20
77 I don't know, Eve... I think it still counts. 1.4888 0.04730 178 104 61 13
78 That's tempting. 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
79 A moment on the lips, a lifetime in the mortal abyss. 1.4859 0.05441 177 115 38 24
80 You baked me a delicious loophole? 1.4830 0.05581 176 117 33 26
81 That's original. 1.4830 0.05464 176 115 37 24
82 Mmm, apple pie!? Damned if I do, damned if I don't. 1.4830 0.05283 176 112 43 21
83 And on the eighth day, man expected dinner. 1.4828 0.05690 174 117 30 27
84 What do you mean it's your mother's recipe? 1.4828 0.05631 174 116 32 26
85 Wait, we have an oven? 1.4828 0.05390 174 112 40 22
86 Let's see now... Live together in paradise forever OR condemn humanity to unimaginable suffering. Hmmm... Is that a hand made crust? 1.4828 0.05512 174 114 36 24
87 How could it be your mother's recipe? 1.4828 0.05451 174 113 38 23
88 I think I found a loophole. 1.4828 0.05390 174 112 40 22
89 I hope I don't regret this tomorrow. 1.4828 0.05202 174 109 46 19
90 Sure. What's the worst could happen? 1.4828 0.05006 174 106 52 16
91 What do you mean, "This pie is to die for?" 1.4828 0.05390 174 112 40 22
92 "This is exactly why we'll need lawyers in the very near future". 1.4798 0.05350 173 111 41 21
93 What do you mean it's "to die for"? 1.4798 0.05350 173 111 41 21
94 Whew! That's not the "one in the oven" I thought you meant. 1.4798 0.05475 173 113 37 23
95 Your desserts are going to be my downfall. 1.4798 0.05158 173 108 47 18
96 To be clear, when you say 'it's to die for'...? 1.4798 0.05413 173 112 39 22
97 Come on, Eve, I wasn't born yesterday. 1.4740 0.04958 173 106 52 15
98 This could be our ticket out of here. 1.4737 0.05584 171 114 33 24
99 Maybe we should get that to go. 1.4737 0.05396 171 111 39 21
100 You have an oven? 1.4737 0.05645 171 115 31 25
101 You had to make it even more tempting, didn't you? 1.4702 0.05467 168 110 37 21
102 I guess it would also be a sin to let it get cold. 1.4702 0.05061 168 104 49 15
103 I'm confused. How can this be your mother's recipe? 1.4702 0.05268 168 107 43 18
104 Let's hope we've got him on a technicality. 1.4671 0.05357 167 108 40 19
105 I'm tempted. 1.4671 0.05424 167 109 38 20
106 I didn't even know that we had an oven. 1.4639 0.05645 166 112 31 23
107 When you said 'something in oven,' I thought you meant . . . . 1.4639 0.05773 166 114 27 25
108 No -- I mean you REALLY shouldn't have. 1.4639 0.05243 166 106 43 17
109 It's to die for! 1.4606 0.05264 165 106 42 17
110 We're in big trouble--any way you slice it. 1.4606 0.05538 165 110 34 21
111 Now we need clothes AND oven mitts. 1.4606 0.05471 165 109 36 20
112 On the day after this, God created oven mitts. 1.4573 0.05760 164 113 27 24
113 It's just like who's? What's a 'mom'? 1.4573 0.06015 164 117 19 28
114 Why do women make things so complicated? 1.4573 0.05695 164 112 29 23
115 I don't know, it sorta sounds like a recipe for disaster. 1.4573 0.05357 164 107 39 18
116 Wait, has fire been discovered yet? 1.4573 0.05629 164 111 31 22
117 It would be a sin not to try it. 1.4573 0.05426 164 108 37 19
118 So the deal is I can either eat this, or I can continue to have you walk around naked? 1.4573 0.05562 164 110 33 21
119 It's mom's apple pie? What's a mom? 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
120 Sure. What could go wrong? 1.4568 0.05476 162 107 36 19
121 You found a loophole? 1.4568 0.05682 162 110 30 22
122 Yikes ... When you said you had one in the oven ... 1.4568 0.05405 162 106 38 18
123 Wow, that's to die for! 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
124 Where did you find an oven? 1.4540 0.05720 163 112 28 23
125 Well, he didn't say I couldn't have pie..... 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
126 Mom's apple pie? You don't have a Mom. 1.4534 0.05707 161 110 29 22
127 Sure, what's the worst that could happen? 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
128 I think you've found a recipe for disaster! 1.4465 0.05401 159 105 37 17
129 No thanks, I want to look good naked. 1.4465 0.05475 159 106 35 18
130 Apple? Well I'll be damned! 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
131 You don't give up, do you? 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
132 We've invented fire? 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
133 I suspect we'll need it to-go. 1.4459 0.05884 157 110 24 23
134 Oh, so that's what you meant by 'loophole.' 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
135 Let me get this straight - if I eat this pie, I get to see that you're naked? 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
136 Ah - what the hell. 1.4459 0.05743 157 108 28 21
137 I'm thinking we can get by on a technicality. 1.4430 0.05197 158 102 42 14
138 What do you mean 'just like mom used to make?' 1.4430 0.05571 158 107 32 19
139 God forbid! 1.4430 0.05424 158 105 36 17
140 Sinfully delicious, I suppose. 1.4423 0.05550 156 105 33 18
141 Pretty sure this is still going to count. 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
142 When were you going to tell me about the oven? 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
143 OK, now I'm tempted 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
144 What's a loophole? 1.4423 0.05550 156 105 33 18
145 When you said "I have one in the oven" I was thinking of something else. 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
146 Your mom's recipe? Wait, what's a mom? 1.4423 0.05697 156 107 29 20
147 No, really, you shouldn't have. 1.4359 0.05620 156 107 30 19
148 That looks tempting. 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
149 May contain traces of nuts and forbidden fruit 1.4351 0.05206 154 100 41 13
150 I think it's a recipe for disaster. 1.4351 0.05366 154 102 37 15
151 What do you mean "mom's apple pie" 1.4351 0.05821 154 108 25 21
152 What do you mean " sinfully delicious"? 1.4351 0.05287 154 101 39 14
153 When did you get an oven? 1.4351 0.05748 154 107 27 20
154 I think I found a loophole. 1.4351 0.05748 154 107 27 20
155 Pie, why not! What could go possibly go wrong? 1.4351 0.05522 154 104 33 17
156 Is this to make up for the rib? 1.4342 0.05575 152 103 32 17
157 What part of forbidden didn't you understand? 1.4342 0.05253 152 99 40 13
158 That looks sinful. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
159 Eh... a moment on your lips, eternity on your hips. 1.4342 0.05729 152 105 28 19
160 Oh God ... I'm going to pay for this later! 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
161 If we're going to commit original sin, we might as well add vanilla ice cream. 1.4342 0.05575 152 103 32 17
162 The Origin of the Legal Loophole 1.4342 0.05729 152 105 28 19
163 Don't tempt me. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
164 Are the apples local? 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
165 We may have to eat this on the road. 1.4342 0.05729 152 105 28 19
166 Well, that looks positively sinful! 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
167 Eve, I hope you baked the hell out of it. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
168 This could be a recipe for disaster! 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
169 So the fruit is from the tree of alternative knowledge? 1.4305 0.05755 151 105 27 19
170 Just like who used to make? 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
171 That voice you heard? Fake news. 1.4305 0.05678 151 104 29 18
172 Skip fruitful. Let's multiply. 1.4305 0.05831 151 106 25 20
173 ... and you're sure the forbidden fruit thing was fake news? 1.4305 0.05678 151 104 29 18
174 Wait! You have an oven ? 1.4305 0.05831 151 106 25 20
175 Oh my, that looks sinful. 1.4305 0.05520 151 102 33 16
176 I'm not sure 'getting God on a technicality' is such a good idea. 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
177 I hope you baked the hell out of it 1.4305 0.05678 151 104 29 18
178 I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess "apple." 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
179 You're right. He never mentioned pie. 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
180 It'd be a sin NOT to eat it. 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
181 Is this another half-baked idea from that serpent? 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
182 Oy, now a whole pie?! You saw how He got over one flippin' apple. 1.4276 0.05411 152 102 35 15
183 I hate these letter of the law-spirit of the law conundrums. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
184 I'm guessing apple. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
185 Wait, how can it be an "old family recipe?" 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
186 Now THAT'S tempting 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
187 I can't keep up with all these Apple updates, Eve. 1.4267 0.05703 150 104 28 18
188 What family recipe? 1.4228 0.05728 149 104 27 18
189 Were those apples locally sourced? 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
190 I don't eat gluten. 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
191 Good looks, a hot body and you can cook, this must be paradise. 1.4200 0.05538 150 103 31 16
192 That looks sinful. 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
193 Maybe we can get off on a technicality. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
194 Well I suppose one cheat day can't hurt. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
195 "Pie"? Sure, I'll try some, but is it to die for? 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
196 "Who is "Mom"? 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
197 Your mother's recipe? What's a 'mother'? 1.4189 0.05911 148 106 22 20
198 Wait—where did you find an oven? 1.4189 0.05833 148 105 24 19
199 You're always one step ahead, aren't you 1.4189 0.06065 148 108 18 22
200 I know I'll regret this. 1.4189 0.05340 148 99 36 13
201 You had me at 'apple'. 1.4178 0.05893 146 104 23 19
202 Have we always had an oven? 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
203 So, technically we're ok. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
204 Where did you find a fork for the holes? 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
205 There is a god. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
206 No -- I mean you REALLY shouldn't have. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
207 um..Eve.. where did you find an oven? 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
208 I asked you to be more pious, not to make a pie for us. 1.4178 0.05893 146 104 23 19
209 Mom's apple pie? 1.4178 0.06356 146 110 11 25
210 Just like who used to make? 1.4178 0.05647 146 101 29 16
211 Well, if we are going to be bad, let's be VERY bad. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
212 Wow, that's super nice, but I think we're still going to blame everything on you. 1.4150 0.05698 147 103 27 17
213 Please tell me it's a chicken pot pie. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
214 Adam's original sin was his inability to resist the offering of a tart. 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
215 Oh my, that looks positively sinful! 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
216 Is that from Hell's Kitchen? 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
217 I can't resist a good loophole. 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
218 You shouldn't have -- it was just a rib. 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
219 What exactly do you mean 'sinfully good'? 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
220 Shouldn't we invent Mom and America first? 1.4138 0.05920 145 104 22 19
221 Whew! When you said you had one in the oven I thought... 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
222 And on the eighth day, Eve became the first person to ever read the Apple terms and conditions. 1.4138 0.05838 145 103 24 18
223 That's tempting. 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
224 I have a feeling I'm gonna pay for this later. 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
225 To die for? 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
226 You sure 45 minutes at 350 kills all the sin? 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
227 Well that's tempting! 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
228 It just might work. It gives us plausible denial. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
229 It's an alternative fruit, you say? 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
230 It is tempting. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
231 Technically, He didn't mention anything about pie 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
232 Wait...when did we discover fire? 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
233 Thanks, but I've already Eden. 1.4074 0.05975 135 96 23 16
234 I guess you're right; I don't think He said anything about apple pie. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
235 What would happen if I just eat the crust? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
236 Oh god. This is a trick question, isn't it? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
237 What do you mean, it's from an old family recipe? 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
238 I guess I'm just as damned if I don't? 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
239 Well ... he didn't say anything about pies. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
240 Now explain it to me again, exactly what is a guilty pleasure ? 1.4056 0.04886 143 92 44 7
241 I'll start packing 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
242 Better than sex? 1.4043 0.05867 141 101 23 17
243 What do you mean "mom's apple pie" 1.4043 0.05867 141 101 23 17
244 We can't go to Hell for rhubarb, right? 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
245 This or run around naked forever....hmmmm 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
246 I think we have found the first loophole. 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
247 I don't think that's going to fool him... 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
248 That looks tempting. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
249 That smells positively sinful! 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
250 I'm not sure if this counts as a loophole. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
251 You go ahead. I've Eden. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
252 I guess you're right He didn't say "No forbidden fruit PIES." 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
253 Any more pie, and I won't be able to squeeze into my fig leaf. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
254 Gender roles already? 1.4000 0.05894 140 101 22 17
255 Oh my God, Eve, that looks positively SINFUL!! 1.4000 0.05980 140 102 20 18
256 Brilliant idea to eat the evidence. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
257 I'll never be able to fit into my leaf after eating this. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
258 Maybe just a bite. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
259 Looks tempting. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
260 You sure know how to tempt a guy. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
261 Forget the forbidden fruit. God taught you to bake? 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
262 Am I going to regret this? 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
263 What do you mean it's your mom's recipe? 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
264 Hmmm...it is tempting... 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
265 Tell me it's not apple. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
266 We don't even have clothes. Where did you find an oven? 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
267 So the fruit is forbidden, but what if I just eat the crust? 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
268 He didn't say anything about pie, right? 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
269 I don't think using them in a pie counts as a loophole. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
270 Well, I'm sure of one thing. It's not your mother's recipe. 1.4000 0.05980 140 102 20 18
271 Not what I was expecting when you said you have "something in the oven" 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
272 Oh my god....gosh....what a relief! When you said you had one in the oven.... 1.3957 0.05832 139 100 23 16
273 You shouldn't have. No, really -- you shouldn't have. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
274 Smells sinful. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
275 Well, He did say to be fruitful... 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
276 Well that's tempting! 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
277 Seemed a waste to throw the apple out after just one bite. 1.3942 0.05894 137 99 22 16
278 I suppose a little slice couldn't hurt. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
279 It can't possibly be your mother's recipe. 1.3897 0.06101 136 101 17 18
280 Am I going to catch hell for this? 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
281 Do you mind telling me who gave you the recipe? 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
282 You've taken sin to a whole new level 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
283 Yeah, I think that still counts 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
284 Wait, how could it be your mother's recipe? 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
285 Ooh, it smells sinful. 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
286 No, I don't think you can "bake the hell" out of that apple. 1.3897 0.05827 136 98 23 15
287 You're really making this hard. 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
288 Locally sourced ingredients have always been my downfall. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
289 I think this makes for plausible deniability on our part. 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
290 You make falling from grace and eternal damnation so attractive 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
291 What would Jesus do? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
292 First it's apple pie. The next thing I know, you'll be raising Cain. 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
293 Ooh, I'm tempted... 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
294 No, thank you. That was enough knowledge for one day. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
295 Actually, no -- I don't think you've found a loophole. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
296 Relax Adam... It's Peach Cobbler 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
297 Where'd you get an oven? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
298 You misunderstood when I said you need to be more pious. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
299 How did you spot the legal loophole? 1.3897 0.05827 136 98 23 15
300 To die for? 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
301 When did you get an oven? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
302 Well okay, if you're positive that you baked the Hell out of it. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
303 No, I think technically it's still an apple. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
304 "Who is "Mom"? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
305 What do you mean "As good as Mom's apple pie?" 1.3876 0.05958 129 93 22 14
306 What do you mean "sinfully good?" 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
307 Damned if I eat this, damned if I don't. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
308 Please tell me that you're not trying to trick me into eating kale. 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
309 Fool me once, shame on you... 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
310 Pie comes before the Fall 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
311 And you think he won't see through that? 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
312 So, you're looking to get off on a technicality? 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
313 The pie is tempting, but your outfit is amazing! 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
314 Any way you slice it, I still think it's a bad idea. 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
315 Smells tempting 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
316 I preferred it when you invented sex. 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
317 That looks positively sinful! 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
318 So if I admit to evolution I can have a slice? 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
319 I have to admit it's tempting, Eve. 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
320 Wait. Where did you get an oven? 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
321 Oh my God, you shouldn't have. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
322 Since when did we have an oven? 1.3824 0.05817 136 99 22 15
323 Who's Granny Smith? 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
324 I am not sure what you mean by "loophole". Just hand me a fork. 1.3824 0.05817 136 99 22 15
325 'That looks really tempting.' 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
326 Where did you find the pie tree? 1.3824 0.05626 136 97 26 13
327 It's literally to die for. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
328 You really shouldn't have. 1.3824 0.05626 136 97 26 13
329 This pie is to die for. 1.3824 0.05817 136 99 22 15
330 You didn't need to do that. I don't even miss the rib. 1.3824 0.05626 136 97 26 13
331 Well, he never said s thing about pie... 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
332 How is this paradise if we can’t have pie? 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
333 You found apples? Well, I'll be damned! 1.3806 0.05879 134 98 21 15
334 If He asks, tell Him it's peach. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
335 I hope this isn't another one of your half baked ideas, Eve. 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
336 Honey, keep this up and pretty soon I won't be able to see my fig leaf. 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
337 At least wear oven mitts 1.3806 0.05973 134 99 19 16
338 Oh God, that's tempting! 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
339 Whaddaya mean, "Snake 'n bake"? 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
340 What do you mean, it's sinfully good? 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
341 Don't you think we're in enough trouble? 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
342 Since when did we get an oven? 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
343 Always with the Forbidden Fruit. Just once I'd like a Lemon Meringue! 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
344 How do you know that baking it makes it okay? 1.3806 0.05879 134 98 21 15
345 Should I dress for dinner? 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
346 Eyes on the pie Adam, keep your eyes on the pie. 1.3806 0.05879 134 98 21 15
347 I baked the hell out of it 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
348 What I really want is sex. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
349 Well gluttony wasn't exactly the first sin I wanted to commit 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
350 Hell yes! 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
351 Honestly I prefer your ribs. 1.3788 0.05942 132 97 20 15
352 Aren't we in enough trouble already? 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
353 That's one way of disposing of the evidence. 1.3788 0.06039 132 98 18 16
354 Somehow I get the impression we're still screwed. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
355 And on the sixth day, God also created irony 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
356 Hell hath no oven mitts. 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
357 It's called Apple Pie. It's to die for. 1.3788 0.06039 132 98 18 16
358 I get apple pie, but what is "mom"? 1.3788 0.06227 132 100 14 18
359 When you say, "May contain apples..." 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
360 You bought an oven? 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
361 I'm guessing apple. 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
362 I know it's a pie, is that the original tin? 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
363 Tempting—but when did we get an oven? 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
364 What do you mean it's an old family recipe? 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
365 How original! 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
366 And you have one in the oven, you say? 1.3759 0.05904 133 98 20 15
367 That's not what I meant about being pious. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
368 How can you say, it's your mother's recipe? 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
369 When you said you had something in the oven, I was expecting a baby! 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
370 Wait...this can't be your mom's apple pie. 1.3759 0.05904 133 98 20 15
371 This looks like a recipe for disaster... 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
372 Tempting, but I probably shouldn't. 1.3759 0.05294 133 92 32 9
373 Oh, that looks absolutely sinful! 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
374 I thought you were making a devils food cake 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
375 The forbidden apples aren't the concern here. Where did you find an oven? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
376 Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
377 Just a pinch of sin-namon. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
378 You aren't making this easy. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
379 I don't think your loophole will be acceptable to Him. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
380 Well that's original! 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
381 So... You did what with the apple? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
382 No clothes, but an oven? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
383 Define sinful. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
384 Just promise me you cooked the hell out of them. 1.3740 0.05969 131 97 19 15
385 When did he invent ovens? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
386 Who the hell is Sara Lee? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
387 What did the lawyer say? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
388 "Let me guess, it's to die for". 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
389 Now this is tempting. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
390 Now THAT'S tempting 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
391 If we're going to do something wrong, let's do it right. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
392 Yes, I was worried for a second when you said you had one in the oven. 1.3740 0.05969 131 97 19 15
393 When were you going to tell me about the oven? 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
394 Maybe its the pie, but suddenly you look very sexy. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
395 I think we will have to take that to go. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
396 Now THAT'S what I call temptation! 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
397 I found a loophole 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
398 I kinda think He's still going to notice. 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
399 Maybe just a bite. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
400 Wrap it up and I'll start packing. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
401 Now that's original! 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
402 You know, you'd think in Paradise it wouldn't always have to be, "Damned if you do and damned if you don't." 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
403 Milk from the forbidden cow would go great with this. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
404 Ok, so it was from the tree of fake knowledge? 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
405 You're sure it's kosher? 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
406 It looks delicious, but are you sure it's guilt-free? 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
407 Eve, you shouldn't have. No, I mean it, you shouldn't have. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
408 Apple, again? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
409 I think you misunderstood "piety." 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
410 A family recipe? What's a family? 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
411 On this day, man learned to never eat hot food naked 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
412 Is it okay if I just eat the crust? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
413 But I thought we were having ribs. 1.3672 0.05960 128 95 19 14
414 It looks tempting, but then again, what do I know? 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
415 I'm concerned it violates the spirit of the agreement. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
416 You're sure that loophole will work? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
417 The pie is nice but I'm more interested in your buns. 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
418 I can't. I'm doing this Paleo thing. 1.3672 0.06062 128 96 17 15
419 You've got fire? 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
420 Why not? Let's make Paradise great again! 1.3672 0.06262 128 98 13 17
421 The snake wanted to welcome us to the neighborhood. 1.3672 0.06062 128 96 17 15
422 God only knows where this came from! 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
423 No, it smells like a technicality. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
424 Do I smell sinnamon? 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
425 Shouldn't we get dressed first? 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
426 I thought you were going to make the Devil's food cake... 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
427 The downside is we may have to eat and run. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
428 Come to think of it, He never did say anything about pie. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
429 What's the catch? 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
430 It's to die for! 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
431 And your father is OK with this? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
432 Well, he didn't say pie. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
433 Tempting, isn't it? 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
434 Smells heavenly 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
435 I don't know about the letter, but this might violate the spirit of the law. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
436 Let's get this over with so we can finally put on some clothes. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
437 It does look tempting. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
438 They say your apple pie is to die for 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
439 Wow! Eve only gave me an apple. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
440 And I’ll offer you ribs. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
441 I don't feel like I explained this very well . 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
442 Hmmm. Tempting. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
443 I'm not sure that this changes the theological implications. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
444 I'll bite... 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
445 What do you mean, "Mom's famous recipe?" 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
446 How about I just eat the crust?" 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
447 Mmm, smells like the fall. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
448 I just know I'm going to feel self conscious about my body after eating this. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
449 Honey, you shouldn't have. 1.3622 0.05986 127 95 18 14
450 Wow, just like mom used to... wait! 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
451 Where the hell did you bake that? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
452 You get knowledge. I get a pie. I like where this is going. 1.3622 0.04958 127 86 36 5
453 I really shouldn't... 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
454 And who pray tell is Granny Smith? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
455 But I don't have a birthday. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
456 I have to admit it is tempting. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
457 How on God's green earth did you do that? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
458 Wow! That looks to die for! 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
459 Smells like trouble! 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
460 We'll regret this in the morning. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
461 So I get both pie and sex? 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
462 As if I wasn't already tempted. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
463 Maybe it came from the tree of Alternative Knowledge? 1.3622 0.06089 127 96 16 15
464 Wow? Where do you find an oven? 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
465 I don't see this ending well. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
466 What do you mean, your mother's recipe? 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
467 Very tempting. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
468 Wait a minute—like WHOSE mother used to make? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
469 Are you sure this doesn't count? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
470 I know where you got the apples, but the oven? 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
471 The way to a man's rib is through his stomach. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
472 She was warned. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3622 0.06191 127 97 14 16
473 'Mom's Apple Pie'? But we don't have a Mom. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
474 Fool me once... 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
475 It's humble pie... what's the worst that could happen? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
476 Hmm ... who would I rather have mad at me for eternity? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
477 Looks sinful. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
478 God may forgive us. Our thighs will not. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
479 "Oh jeez, was that 'be fruitful and multiply' or 'be fruitful and multi-pie'? 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
480 Now THAT'S what I call temptation! 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
481 It's not the calories I'm worried about. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
482 Looks positively sinful. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
483 Are you ribbing me? 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
484 Only if it's kosher. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
485 Thanks, but you had me at the tiny fig leaf. 1.3571 0.05906 126 94 19 13
486 Don't worry, the snake says it will make us great again! 1.3571 0.06117 126 96 15 15
487 That looks more appealing than your devils food cake. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
488 Wasting it would be a sin, right? 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
489 The devil is in the details. 1.3571 0.06012 126 95 17 14
490 I think it's still forbidden. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
491 Pie goeth before the fall. 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
492 You're getting ahead of the story. 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
493 What do you mean, 'Let's put the sin in cinnamon?' 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
494 Sinfully delicious, you say? 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
495 Oh, it is tempting, but I am watching my fate. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
496 I see you've upped the ante. 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
497 So you're saying it's an alternative apple, and not really an apple? 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
498 Wait—where did you find an oven? 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
499 Ooh, that looks sinful. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
500 ..and from that moment on man loved woman. 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
501 Is this some kind of workaround? 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
502 Well, I guess one bite won't hurt. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
503 Don't tempt me. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
504 And you cook too...this is awesome! 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
505 Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
506 What do you mean "granny" Smith? 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
507 Your mom's recipe? 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
508 Let there be loopholes 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
509 Sinful in a good way, though, right? 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
510 Oh, that looks absolutely sinful! 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
511 This changes everything. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
512 OK. This just got tough. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
513 Three questions: Who are you? Where's my rib? Is that apple? 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
514 Garden of Eatin' 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
515 I'm trying to remember exactly what we were told. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
516 I'm not sure this is what God had in mind when he said our sins would lead to just deserts. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
517 It does look positively sinful 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
518 Good thing I saved my appetite by not eating that apple. 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
519 "Wait... Now, I'm Adam... And you're Eve... Who's Granny Smith? 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
520 Well I guess there's always room for pie. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
521 FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS AND ALL YOUR ANTI-TRUMP BULLSHIT. YOU ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES. DO YOUR OWN JUDGING. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR, LAZY FUCK BRAIN. I WANT NO PART OF YOUR CHEAP FUCKING SHITTY MAGAZINE CRAP. TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT. DEAL WITH IT. 1.3496 0.06529 123 98 7 18
522 Please say it's not apple. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
523 Immaculate Convection 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
524 On second thought, I'd rather not know. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
525 This is why I have trust issues 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
526 Maybe later. Just ate an apple. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
527 It's not a pie; it's a loophole. 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
528 Where'd you get an oven? 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
529 When did you invent the oven? 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
530 If we're going to be banished, we might as well indulge. 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
531 Tell me it's blueberry. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
532 What do you mean it's your grandmother's recipe? 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
533 Well, I'll be damned, but I want a bite. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
534 You devil you. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
535 What do you mean "Hell's Kitchen?" 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
536 Did you say this is your Grandma's recipe? 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
537 Such a tart. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
538 It's not so much the sin I'm worried about--it's the gluten. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
539 You sure it's just a metaphor? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
540 You really know how to push His buttons. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
541 I'm not sure that eliminates the original sin problem. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
542 I'm really trying to be good this week. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
543 Uh, I had something else warm and sweet in mind. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
544 Eve, you gotta let it go. 1.3443 0.06022 122 93 16 13
545 Well, I guess when life gives you apples... 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
546 My God! You found an oven! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
547 When life gives you apples... 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
548 It would be a bigger sin to let an apple pie go to waste? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
549 Well, if the snake said it's okay, I suppose it's okay. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
550 I really shouldn't but it'd be a sin not to eat it. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
551 Just like Mom's? Oh wait... 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
552 It smells really good, but something about it just doesn't seem kosher. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
553 Did you bake the hell out of it? 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
554 Eve, does this mean we must dress for dinner? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
555 I don't know, 'The Fruit of Eternal Damnation' sounds tempting, but can we just go back to 'Death by Chocolate?' 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
556 I'm not going to fall for that. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
557 It is tempting. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
558 Where did you find an oven? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
559 No, really, you shouldn't have. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
560 I'm not sure apple was the best choice. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
561 Wow, you really want to move don't you? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
562 I'm not even going to ask what you did to get an oven! 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
563 Darling, that smells positively sinful! 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
564 Wait, who's coming over? 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
565 I guess one bite can't hurt anything. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
566 You baked it? Now we'll really catch hell! 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
567 Smells tempting, but it'll go straight to my conscience. 1.3443 0.06134 122 94 14 14
568 You really think he's not going to notice? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
569 I see you've taken this forbidden fruit thing to the next level 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
570 Thank God . I thought you were going to make me eat one of those apples 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
571 Adam and Sarah Lee, the real story. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
572 It isn't the sin that concerns me so much as the gluten. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
573 Is this what you meant by "going all the way." 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
574 This might be worth it. 1.3443 0.06022 122 93 16 13
575 Better make it to go. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
576 Sure, we'll be doomed to an eternity of doubt and existential anguish, but... pie. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
577 No, no, the pie looks good. I was just looking for my rib? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
578 It does add a new twist to the story. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
579 You shouldn't have. No, really -- you shouldn't have. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
580 I don't understand, what do you mean it's your mother's recipe? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
581 I think it still counts. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
582 That looks sinfully good. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
583 Looks tempting. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
584 Does it count if i just smell it? 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
585 Sinfully delicious, you say? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
586 Well, I can't say Mom's was better. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
587 I was thinking you should have the first bite. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
588 But sweets are my downfall. 1.3388 0.06161 121 94 13 14
589 Well, it does look sinful. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
590 Are the apples locally sourced? 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
591 Sorry Eve, it's just not that tempting. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
592 I'm guessing it's apple. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
593 Let me guess: apple. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
594 It would be even more tempting with vanilla ice cream. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
595 God hath forbid eating of ... wait a minute ... is that a caramel streusel topping I smell? 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
596 "Your MOM'S apple pie?! I don't get it. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
597 Next week on "Naked and Afraid" 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
598 You cook, too? 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
599 ...As long as it isn't apple... 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
600 She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
601 God only knows how you baked that pie! 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
602 It would be a sin not to eat that. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
603 apples to apples... crust to crust... 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
604 That's not the temptation I expected. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
605 Somehow, this still feels wrong. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
606 Tart. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
607 Are you sure He designated the 7th day as "Cheat Day?" 1.3388 0.06161 121 94 13 14
608 Actually, I'm Steve. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
609 Any chance that's cherry? 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
610 Well this is a first. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
611 Good try! But that just not what's on my mind at the moment. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
612 Wow, looks sinful...whatever that means! 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
613 Apple or cherry? It matters. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
614 Yah, it smells good but it will surely taste like hell. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
615 This smells like entrapment. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
616 Tell me it's not apple. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
617 Aw, you shouldn't have. REALLY, you shouldn't have. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
618 Smells sinful. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
619 This takes temptation to a whole new level 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
620 Wow, I'd like a piece of that. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
621 I can't remember what God said not to eat, but it sure wasn't pie! 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
622 An old family recipe? Really? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
623 Look, Adam! It's new from "Snake and Bake"! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
624 I call this flavor Adam's Apple 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
625 Where is the oven ? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
626 We"ll beat him on a technicality. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
627 Honey, you shouldn't have. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
628 I'm more of a fig man myself. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
629 I love the smell of original cinnamon. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
630 Wow! That smells amaz--Oh, my God, we're naked! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
631 Smells divine! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
632 Promise me you'll never wear an apron. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
633 I understand your pies are to die for. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
634 " hmmmm... tempting , really tempting ". 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
635 Mom's apple pie? 1.3361 0.06118 119 92 14 13
636 No, no, no... The apple is just an allegory for sex. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
637 Apple pie kinda reminds me of Fall 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
638 Let me tell you that one rib is really paying dividends 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
639 The origin of gender stereotypes 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
640 Well no, He didn't say anything about apple pie per se. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
641 Yeast of Eden. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
642 mmmmm , that looks downright sinful 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
643 Awesome. I didn't even know you got the oven fixed. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
644 Still not tempted. Maybe a flan? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
645 He said we could have our pie and eat it too? What could go wrong? 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
646 And after all that, you went with cherry? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
647 Eve, I swear. Your desserts are just absolutely sinful! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
648 Are you sure this doesn't violate the spirit of the law? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
649 Who gave you the recipe? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
650 Just like Mom used to make. . .oh wait." 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
651 Umm, yeah... I just don't think He'll appreciate the distinction. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
652 So if they're cooked, they're ok to eat? 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
653 Sure you can tempt me with dessert. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
654 When did you have time to invent the oven? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
655 'Grandmother's recipe?' What's a grandmother? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
656 Where did you get the oven? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
657 Technically that is no longer a fruit, right? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
658 Is it really the original sin if you just copied the recipe? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
659 It looks so good it's sinful. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
660 You're very persistent, I'll give you that. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
661 I really shouldn't... 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
662 So I see you've decided to go for the nuclear option. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
663 You know I can't resist temptation! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
664 Locally sourced? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
665 How about you go first this time? 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
666 Where did you get the oven? 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
667 Forget the fruit, how did you find an oven out here? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
668 I don't think He'll consider baking the apples in a pie a loophole. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
669 What do you mean, your mother's recipe? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
670 Apple pie? You bet your asp I'll eat it! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
671 That wasn't exactly what I was thinking of when I told you I wanted a piece. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
672 Well if we're going to hell anyway... 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
673 Smells Original. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
674 That looks good ... not that I would know. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
675 Peach, right? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
676 I think it's too late for humble pie. 1.3361 0.06118 119 92 14 13
677 Of course I will try the pie, what is the worst that could happen. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
678 Will another rib get me ice cream? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
679 Any way you slice it, this seems wrong. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
680 A fair trade for a prime rib. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
681 Well, I guess He didn't specifically mention pie... 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
682 My favorite - forbidden fruit pie! 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
683 Alternate fact bible story #1 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
684 Really? Cooking makes it okay? 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
685 What do you mean, 'It's just like Mom used to make'? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
686 You can bake? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
687 Are you trying to seduce me? 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
688 Wait. I still don't understand. Where did the oven come from? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
689 Rhubarb? Thank God! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
690 Should I dress for dinner? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
691 I'm pretty sure that still counts. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
692 Yah right, you must think I was born yesterday. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
693 I think you're supposed to take the first bite. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
694 No, now I think we are just compounding the problem. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
695 That better be strawberry rhubarb. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
696 Okay, maybe not the letter but are you sure this doesn't violate the spirit? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
697 It's just passion fruit. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
698 I gave my left rib and that's all the thanks I get? 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
699 No need for subterfuge. It's an allegory. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
700 So, I guess we're moving? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
701 Alternative fact: We didn't eat the apple; we ate apple pie. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
702 You were suppose to FORSAKE it, not BAKE it. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
703 I don't know if it's a sin or not, but it sure is original ! 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
704 Ah, nice try. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
705 It's wicked good. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
706 I'd rather have my rib back. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
707 That smells sinfully good. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
708 Gee, I don't remember any mention of pie, do you? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
709 The Holy Bible: Alternative Facts Edition 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
710 Is this an original recipe? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
711 I'm guessing it's apple. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
712 I'm thinking cherry might have been a better choice. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
713 I don't think discovering the first loophole will change his mind. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
714 He'll know, he'll know! 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
715 Can I eat just the crust? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
716 ... well I guess God didn't say anything about rhubarb 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
717 Tempting......... 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
718 Do you remember whether it is only apples or all apple products that are forbidden? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
719 If it looks like an apple, smells like an apple, and tastes like an apple, it's still an apple, Eve. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
720 I hope this doesn't get us evicted. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
721 Eat the apple pie and I get to see you naked? What's the catch? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
722 Why is it called Paradise Lost Pie? 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
723 Thank God! I thought you said you had a BUN in the oven. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
724 What a Godsend 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
725 Calm down; it's blueberry. 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
726 You're sure He's okay with this? 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
727 I'll give you one thing, Eve. You are persistent. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
728 Religious and moral implications aside, I'm impressed that you found a way to bake it. 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
729 You really think it will make Eden great again? 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
730 No, no. You can have the first bite. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
731 You're reinforcing gender stereotypes that don't even exist yet! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
732 We don't have an oven. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
733 It's even more tempting than I expected. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
734 I thought we agreed on a completely sin free diet. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
735 Very tempting Eve. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
736 You pulled that from the forbidden oven, didn't you? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
737 No, I'm certain he said "cursed", not "crust". 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
738 First ribs, and now apple pie? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
739 Would it kill you to try something new? 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
740 So let me get this straight . . . baking the fruit for 45 minutes at 425 degrees takes all the forbidden out of it? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
741 Wow Eve, you're really putting all this knowledge stuff to good use! 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
742 Stop making this harder than it is. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
743 Let me guess. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
744 I dunno. Mind if I check the rules again? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
745 Don't tell me what's in it. I want to be surprised. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
746 Well, Sunday is my cheat day. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
747 Ooh, I'm tempted... 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
748 Aren't we getting a little bit ahead of ourselves? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
749 Soul food? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
750 Looks sinfully delicious. The pie looks good too. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
751 Only one way to find out... 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
752 It would be a sin to let it go cold. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
753 Lord knows, you're not making this any easier! 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
754 Oh Eve that's what you meant when you said " You have something in the oven. "? 1.3248 0.06169 117 92 12 13
755 Let me think this time. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
756 So...what's the bad news? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
757 Ok, yes, I do like them apples. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
758 "You've taken temptation to a new level' 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
759 It looks good, but is it sinfully good? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
760 When I said I wanted to 'eat your pie'... 1.3248 0.06049 117 91 14 12
761 Is that the "original thin" crust? 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
762 If that's apple, we're in trouble. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
763 You had me with just an apple. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
764 When did you have time to invent the oven? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
765 Is that the original recipe? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
766 How can it be your grandma's recipe? You don't have a grandma! 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
767 God knows I can't say no to apple pie! 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
768 Are we out of ribs? 1.3248 0.06169 117 92 12 13
769 I'll be damned, is this apple pie?! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
770 What did you do with the apple? 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
771 Fool me once... 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
772 Well, this is escalating quickly. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
773 No, no. I said, 'you're the apple of my eye! 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
774 Blueberry? Great, we get to stay! 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
775 Is it organic? 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
776 Mmm, looks sinful. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
777 When I said I would sell my soul for an apple pie, I meant it figuratively. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
778 Taste this and tell me know if it's good or evil. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
779 Let me guess, apple again? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
780 If we eat this I'm afraid you'll raise Cain. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
781 Wow, thanks. I only said you had a cute asp. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
782 Well this certainly looks tempting! 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
783 One Slice won't kill me. Right? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
784 Are the apples locally sourced? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
785 Is this pie forbidden-fruit free? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
786 It's Adam's apple pie! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
787 Good and evil I get, but how did you know we had an oven? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
788 Not tonight. I have a headache. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
789 It's lovely, darling, but pie are square! 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
790 So it's okay if it's cooked? 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
791 Well, I guess you're right. He didn't tell us not to eat pie. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
792 He is watching what I eat. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
793 Thanks, but I really shouldn't. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
794 It doesn't count if it's cooked, right? 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
795 Your mother's recipe? How's that again? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
796 Do you think we'll get away with it? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
797 I guess I can't say it's as good as Mom's.... 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
798 As long as it's a pie it can't be a sin, right? 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
799 Aw, you shouldn't have...no, seriously, you shouldn't have... 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
800 OK, you win. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
801 Is this the day that I die? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
802 But how could that possibly be your grandmother's recipe...? 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
803 Maybe give the apple thing a rest. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
804 It's just a pie, what could go wrong? 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
805 You know that doesn't change anything, right? 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
806 I hope it's guilt free. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
807 Do I smell original cinnamon? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
808 What do you mean He hasn't created ice cream yet? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
809 Eve, the pie looks absolutely sinful! 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
810 Funny, it doesn't smell like strawberry rhubarb. 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
811 Wow! Look at those apples. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
812 That's original. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
813 No! It's totally cool!! I found a damnation free recipe on Pinterest! 1.3158 0.06144 114 90 12 12
814 Wow, just like mom used to... wait! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
815 Well, He didn't say anything about forbidden PIE... 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
816 But I don't have a mother. 1.3158 0.06017 114 89 14 11
817 What do you mean it's your mother's recipe? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
818 Are you sure He said Garden of Eatin'? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
819 What tree did you pick that pie from? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
820 What's that you say? Mom's apple pie? I don't think so. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
821 I do not think it will make Him change His mind. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
822 Did you make it from scratch? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
823 Technically, I think that still counts. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
824 Tempting, but I'd rather have ribs. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
825 You really should ask HIM for a pair of oven mitts 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
826 ...you invented pie! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
827 This can't be paradise, I wanted peach cobbler. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
828 Is it guilt-free? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
829 A bite of your apple pie? Sure, what could go wrong? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
830 Nice, but I like your buns better 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
831 I really shouldn't. One slice and it all goes right to my mortality. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
832 You think He won't know what's inside? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
833 He didn't forbid loopholes. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
834 You really shouldn't have. 1.3158 0.06017 114 89 14 11
835 "Try it! It's to die for". 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
836 This looks great, Honey, but I really had my heart set on your devil's food cake. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
837 Will this make us refugees or expatriates? 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
838 'Guiltless' apple pie, you say? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
839 Can we take it to go? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
840 Well, I guess one little slice won't hurt. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
841 What do you mean that it's as good as my mother's? What's a mother? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
842 Finally, something other than ribs! 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
843 Don't make this more complicated than it already is. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
844 Let's skip the apple pie and go straight to working on motherhood. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
845 She was warned. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
846 I think as long as we don't eat it, we're OK. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
847 Well, I'm not sure what you mean by 'sinfully delicious', but it sure smells yummy. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
848 Well ... he didn't say anything about pies. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
849 Again with the apples? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
850 I was looking everywhere for that apple. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
851 Do I smell original cinnamon? 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
852 For some reason, I'm feeling very....American 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
853 I was wondering what happened to the apple. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
854 I'm going to regret this. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
855 It's mostly sinful because of the four sticks of butter. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
856 I know where you got the apples...but where did you get the sugar, butter, eggs, and flour?!? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
857 I suppose now I'll have to name this too. 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
858 You invented fire on your own, just for me? 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
859 Please tell me that’s a chicken pot pie. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
860 Add a scoop of ice cream and I'm in. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
861 Are you sure plausible deniability will work ? 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
862 Thanks, but I'm more of a rib guy. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
863 The origin of half-baked knowledge 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
864 This is a bad idea, isn't it? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
865 What do you mean when you say"they" only had apple pie? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
866 Taste this and tell me if it's good or evil. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
867 Well...today is my cheat day. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
868 Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
869 Maybe just a tiny piece. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
870 Let me get this straight... I get to eat the pie AND realize we are both naked? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
871 I really hope that's pumpkin. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
872 Yeah, I think that still counts 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
873 MMM...that apple pie is to DIE for! 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
874 Well, 'sinfully sweet' does sound better than 'forbidden.' 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
875 I think He meant pies too 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
876 Your grandma's recipe? What's a grandma? 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
877 Who taught you to bake?! 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
878 Is that a cover-up? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
879 We may need a legal interpretation on this. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
880 I just don't think it's a viable workaround. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
881 I, uh, of course I remembered it's our anniversary! 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
882 Look, he's omniscient. He's gonna figure it out. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
883 Better wrap it to go. 1.3097 0.06039 113 89 13 11
884 so you say the secret ingredient will improve my cognitive function? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
885 Home made sin? My favorite! 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
886 At least when we get kicked out, we’ll have a solid business model 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
887 I think, calories will be the least of our worries... 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
888 That looks positively sinful! 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
889 I thought we were eating out. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
890 What's a window sill ? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
891 We'll be banished and have diabetes. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
892 Okay, but just a sliver. I'm going to have to fit into a fig leaf tomorrow. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
893 On which day did He create ovens again?? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
894 NOT forbidden fruit pie again! 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
895 …and you’re naked. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
896 Your mom's recipe? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
897 Wow, is that homemade? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
898 Uuuh... I still think that counts as forbidden. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
899 A Birthday Pie?!?!?! I'm glad I wore my birthday suit. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
900 I don't fear punishment from God, I fear love handles. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
901 Are you positive apple pie doesn't count? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
902 Maybe just a slice, I'm watching my knowledge. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
903 What a surprise! I haven't seen you since the fall. 1.3097 0.06039 113 89 13 11
904 Did you remember to turn off the oven? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
905 I wanna say apple, but melons are on my mind. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
906 Mock apple pie, I hope. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
907 Since I am about to incur God's terrible wrath, could you make it a la mode. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
908 This will definitely stick to my missing rib. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
909 Wait, just like my who used to make? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
910 I feel like this is a trap. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
911 I forgot our anniversary again, didn't I. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
912 I still can't figure out how you got the recipe. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
913 Are you SURE baking takes the sin out of apples? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
914 I think he meant it as more of a metaphor. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
915 I usually regret dessert. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
916 On second thought, better make that To Go. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
917 Actually, I'm more concerned about the gluten. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
918 Please tell me that's cherry. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
919 Wait. What day does he invent ice cream? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
920 I might be naked, but I'm not that easy. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
921 Is there any ice cream, or is that, "forbidden" too? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
922 Oh, darling. You shouldn't have. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
923 But how can it be your mother's recipe? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
924 You first, Eve. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
925 Maybe we should stick to lower-hanging fruit. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
926 I am concerned about just desserts. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
927 You have an oven? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
928 But first you made an oven? 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
929 And on the nineteenth day, God finally bought us a stove. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
930 You know you had me at the apple. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
931 You say it's made with alternative fruits? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
932 Any forbidden dairy to go with that? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
933 Thanks. But if this is Paradise, where's the vanilla ice cream? 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
934 He didn't say anything about pie. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
935 How do you like them apples? 1.3063 0.06110 111 88 12 11
936 That smells sinful. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
937 That doesn't smell like blueberry ... 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
938 That certainly looks tempting... 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
939 Well, let's hope there's a pie exception to this whole 'forbidden fruit' thing. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
940 If it were just forbidden fruit and not all that gluten, I'd definitely go for it. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
941 They didn't have cherry? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
942 Let me guess. You used the original cinnamon. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
943 I don't think baking it into a pie will change his mind. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
944 I'm pretty sure this violates apple's terms and conditions. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
945 Oh, God! Please tell me it's blueberry! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
946 Oh, I'll eat it all right, but just where have you been keeping it warm? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
947 It took me 3.14 hours to make this. Now, what shall we call it? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
948 Well, strictly speaking, it no longer is 'an apple', is it? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
949 Wouldn't this occasion call for devils food cake ? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
950 What Sin It? 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
951 Being a strict constructionist, I don't believe He said anything about pies. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
952 Are all the ingredients locally-sourced? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
953 I'm sensing the eve of destruction. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
954 Shouldn't we just stick with pepperoni pizza like He told us? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
955 I'm more of a cake man 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
956 I don't remember HIM saying anything about pie. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
957 And do I smell a hint of original cinnamon? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
958 But it smells like apple pie. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
959 But we don't have an oven 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
960 I sure hope that's peach. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
961 Should we take it to go? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
962 Now I feel guilty no matter what I do. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
963 That's not what I thought you meant by, "Hey, I have one in the oven." 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
964 I am fine with the sin, but not the gluten. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
965 I hope the apples were locally sourced. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
966 Um, I guess that makes it okay... 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
967 So the pie is a metaphor? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
968 You have really evolved! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
969 We're so outta here. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
970 Nice try, but I don't think baking it into a pie is gonna get us out of this one. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
971 Well, when you put it that way... 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
972 "You were warned. You were given an explanation. Yet, you persisted". 1.3063 0.06373 111 90 8 13
973 Whoa! Back up a little. First of all, what's an "oven?" 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
974 Does it still count if they're cooked? 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
975 First ribs, now pie?! 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
976 Is this an alternative truth? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
977 No way that came from apples, next you'll tell me that we came from monkeys. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
978 Maybe if we just eat the crust? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
979 Smells sinfully good! 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
980 Ooooh, that smells sinful! 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
981 When you said I could get some of your forbidden pie, I misunderstood. 1.3000 0.05996 110 87 13 10
982 Okay, so... a talking snake assured you this is gluten-free? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
983 Eating your apple pie could get us deported. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
984 It's tempting, but I really shouldn't. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
985 Apple pie served by a spare rib! What did I do to deserve this? 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
986 But Eve, don't you remember God forbade us to eat gluten? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
987 Mmm ... do I smell original cinnamon? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
988 I don't know how you did that, but it looks like one hell of a temptation. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
989 That's weird; I suddenly feel like eating a hot dog and watching a baseball game. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
990 It is my cheat day. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
991 Pie. Do I even like pie? 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
992 What's a mom? What's a recipe? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
993 I prefer eternal damnation à la mode. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
994 Fine-but this doesn't make up for the rib. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
995 You say, "It's sinful," like that's a good thing. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
996 Trust me - baking it at 425 takes the original sin out. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
997 That rib was so worth it. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
998 No pie for me, thanks, but your melons look tempting. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
999 So, guilty pleasure is a good thing? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1000 You can cook too? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1001 Okay—now you're just being mean. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1002 And you're certain the recipe said 'Guilt-Free Apple Pie?' 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1003 Spare ribs and apple pie? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1004 What does he mean "sinfully delicious"? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1005 Is that homemade? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1006 I'm thinking with my snake again. 1.2963 0.06207 108 87 10 11
1007 No thanks, I'll just have an apple. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1008 This is really messing with the script. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1009 I’m not saying you cheated on me. I’m saying we don’t have an oven. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1010 Any way you slice it Eve, no dessert is guilt free 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1011 I'm sure it's fine. I'm still a little woozy from the rib. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1012 Adam and Eve get baked 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
1013 Apple sin-omen? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1014 And in the beginning, God created male and female. And the male said, "I want a piece of that". 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1015 You really think we won't get in trouble if it's baked? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1016 But our Lord God says......wait a minute, did you say there's vanilla ice cream with that? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1017 Oh God, this isn't going to end well. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1018 Honey...what did you do with my four and twenty blackbirds.....? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1019 ...with one apple? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1020 You made cherry, right? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1021 None of my other ribs give me this kind of trouble. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1022 I may never look at you the same after this. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1023 Where the hell did that come from? 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
1024 I'm on a diet, but what the hell... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1025 Hey, you got the oven fixed! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1026 Why do women make everything so complicated? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1027 Fuck it. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1028 Well, yes, I suppose I could be tempted with dessert. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1029 And on the fifteenth day, God created oven mitts. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1030 He never said anything about a forbidden pie... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1031 Well, I guess he didn't say anything about rhubarb. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1032 'Mom's apple pie'? I'm so confused. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1033 Ribs AND pie? Talk about sinful! 1.2963 0.06207 108 87 10 11
1034 But maybe He doesn't want me to understand women? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1035 Eve, sweetheart, no more advice from the snake. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1036 It's tempting, but I think it still counts. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1037 Don't tell me. Apple? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1038 Well, technically it is my cheat day... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1039 The serpent doesn't give up, does it? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1040 It does look tempting. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1041 Trust me, it'll be okay. He didn't say apple PIE. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1042 Oh no, did I forget our anniversary? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1043 Original sin - all American style. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1044 As American as Original Sin. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1045 I don't know--I think I'd rather have ribs. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1046 If we are going to get kicked out over this, we should at least do a la mode. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1047 I wanted ribs. I haven't had them in a while. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1048 I'd love a slice, but it will be the fall of me. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1049 Aren't we moving a little fast? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1050 Sorry, I can't. I'm on the paleo diet. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1051 I don't know. It still feels wrong. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1052 Mom, who? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1053 Please tell me it's locally sourced. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1054 Wait a minute, we don't have fire yet. What's going on here! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1055 Tempting, but I'll have hell to pay tomorrow. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1056 Quiche? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1057 Eve's first piece of knowledge: The way to a man's heart. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1058 My heart says no but my loins say yes. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1059 I'd love to eat your pie. Now what's that you're holding? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1060 I don't suppose a slice of apple pie could hurt. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1061 Apple pie! How original. And sinful. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1062 Let me get this straight, I'm going to lose my immortal soul ... and I'm going to gain weight? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1063 And on the seventh day God made an oven. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1064 How original of you. That looks sinfully good! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1065 Relax...it's cherry. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1066 Honey, that apple pie smells sinful. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1067 I find it hard to believe that is better than sex. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1068 Is this one of those Apple upgrades? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1069 Let me guess: apple. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1070 Is it forbidden free? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1071 Technically it IS no longer an apple. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1072 One bite can't hurt. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1073 Apple pie a la nude? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1074 It's tempting. And it looks good, but what do I know? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1075 Please tell me that's rhubarb. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1076 I think you misunderstood. It's not the Garden of Eatin'. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1077 If we're gonna get kicked out of the garden for this, I'm gonna want some ice cream to go with it. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1078 Eve! Did you just invent the oven? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1079 It's the 'locally sourced' part I'm concerned about. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1080 For me? You shouldn't have! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1081 Really? Your mom's recipe? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1082 You baked it for the hell of it? 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1083 I'm not a dessert person, but what the heck. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1084 Here, Adam, this is pie to die for. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1085 What does "sinfully delicious" mean? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1086 The crust is to die for. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1087 Ah. One of my favorite guilty pleasures. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1088 So the snake taught you how to bake an apple pie? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1089 Man, he's really trying to get us to eat these apples. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1090 So we were out of figs? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1091 Babe, you put the "sin" in cinnamon apple! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1092 You say this was your mother's recipe? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1093 Oh geez....tell me you used the cherries. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1094 Hold on now. At some point this becomes entrapment. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1095 You think you found an apple loophole? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1096 What did He say about baked? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1097 God only knows what's in that pie. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1098 Golly, Eve, that's what mom would have baked if I had a mom. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1099 I hope you used the unforbidden apples. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1100 Maybe later if I'm not too tired. My boss wants me to name like a million animals. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1101 Where'd the apple go? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1102 Are the apples local? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1103 You had me at ‘you’ll get to wear pants’. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1104 That's really tempting, but I could really use some ribs. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1105 Thank God it's not devil's food cake. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1106 Just one little slice couldn't hurt...could it? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1107 Is this a trick? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1108 That's a first. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1109 Dessert for breakfast?! This really IS paradise! 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1110 Well, this certainly ups the ante... 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1111 He said, "Eat apple - die" not "Eat apple pie"! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1112 There was something about apples, but seeing you like that I just can't think straight. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1113 Oh no! Not apple! 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1114 Are you sure He said, "Just dessert"? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1115 I said I wanted a Tie for my birthday! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1116 Wait, are we Americans? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1117 What kind? Sounds sinful. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1118 It's tempting, but I thought we'd agreed to go paleo. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1119 Does it make a difference if it's in a pie? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1120 You don't take no for an answer,do you? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1121 What fresh-baked hell is this? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1122 Forbidden fruit pie! That's my all-time favorite! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1123 Is it Kosher ? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1124 When Satan hands you apples, you make apple pie. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1125 I think it was "dust shalt thou eat all the rest of thy life." You heard "crust"? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1126 I think the snake's lying. Let's eat. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1127 Thank God, this Paleo diet was killing me. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1128 Yes, an apple pie might be considered an alternative fact. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1129 Is it sin-free? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1130 what's an oven? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1131 We're over-thinking this whole thing. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1132 OMG, you didn't!!! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1133 Smells good, but I have a bad feeling about this... 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1134 As long as the apples were locally sourced, I don't see a problem. 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1135 An old family recipe? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1136 You cooked the sin out of it? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1137 Do you really expect to tempt me into sin without a scoop of ice cream? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1138 Honey, Are you sure it's Kosher? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1139 What's this "Old Family Recipe" thing? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1140 I'll have a slice with a side of eternal damnation. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1141 I thought Forbidden Fruit was a metaphor. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1142 Oh, God, no! Not another temptation! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1143 Well, technically.... 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1144 ...well, okay, but it's a sin without ice cream. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1145 Honey, before we eat the pie of forbidden fruit, could you go get some forbidden vanilla ice cream? 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1146 I baked it with my own free will 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1147 Oh no! Now I'm going to have to wear that damn fig leaf! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1148 For our sake, I hope that's pumpkin. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1149 Great, you got the oven working again. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1150 Where on earth did you learn to bake? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1151 what else you got in the oven, eve? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1152 Whoa, apple. It's like you read my mind. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1153 This version of the story will be more believable. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1154 No, I've never eaten this before. Any side effects? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1155 I guess it's okay, he didn't say anything about pie. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1156 You're rocking the hell out of this backwoods survivor thing! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1157 Madam, I'm . . . damn! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1158 O my God, it's Genesis 3:1416 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1159 To complement your spare rib? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1160 I'm not ready for that kind of commitment 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1161 Original sinfully delicious 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1162 Well, maybe this is a technicality that He can live with. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1163 I say it's cherry pie, and I say the hell with it. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1164 Eve, please tell me you didn't use the apple ! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1165 Well, I don't think God said anything about BAKED apples. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1166 Alternative fact. Did not eat an apple just a pie. Fake News ! So Sad! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1167 Eve, is this apple? We talked about this. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1168 Let's call it 3.14159... 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1169 Gosh, Eve, that looks almost SINFUL! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1170 Now that's original! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1171 Just time for one bite, then I'm outta here. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1172 The Garden of Eatin' 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1173 I don't know, Eve. It's still APPLES. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1174 You devil, I bet its apple pie. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1175 You're sure He just meant if they were raw? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1176 I was expecting a different Apple product. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1177 It's definitely American but that doesn't mean it's right. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1178 Did you see an ice-cream tree around here? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1179 Oh, great! No oven mitts? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1180 There's at least a 3.14 percent chance this is a trick. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1181 Oh God, I really hope that's pecan. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1182 Uh, when I asked God for a tart that's not exactly what I had in mind. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1183 One small slice for man, one giant leap backward for mankind. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1184 I prefer peach but what the hell. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1185 Now why don't we give the damn snake a bite and see what happens. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1186 Not quite what I was thinking when you asked if I wanted your Forbidden Pie. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1187 And all I gave you was a rib... 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1188 Really, I shouldn't. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1189 Can you certify that pie contains no Tree of Knowledge ingredients and or by products? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1190 Yeah, I'm thinking that's still forbidden. 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1191 I thought you told the snake this would be a piece of cake? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1192 Make it a la mode and you've got yourself a deal. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1193 I baked the sin out of it! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1194 That's one hell of a pie. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1195 Is that a gift from Hell's Kitchen? 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1196 You will do anything to make me eat that apple 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1197 Please tell me that's pecan! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1198 Sorry, Eve, but without ice cream, I just don't find it all that tempting 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1199 Honey, you know pie is my biggest downfall. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1200 Why apple? I was fine with pumpkin. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1201 Don't tell me. Apple? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1202 Is that the original tin? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1203 We can tell Him we used alternate apples. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1204 Honey, that looks sinful! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1205 I'd be tempted if it were A La Mode. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1206 I think you're missing the point. It's not about me disliking your baking. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1207 I have it, my first idea ....oven mitts...I was thinking underwear, but it's defiantly oven mitts... 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1208 Well . . . when life gives you apples . . . 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1209 Ah Eve, you shouldn't have. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1210 Apple pie is forbidden, let's just have sex :) 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1211 I don't think baking it makes it any less "forbidden." 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1212 Now we're really cooked. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1213 I didn't realize ovens had been invented. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1214 I don't think a flaky crust makes it any less forbidden. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1215 What Sin It? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1216 Don't worry, rules don't apply if it's baked. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1217 I thought you said you had a bun in the oven. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1218 There's a Pie of Knowledge? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1219 You baked? That's a first. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1220 Fig pie, my favorite but you did save the leaves, right? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1221 Any forbidden ingredients that I should be aware of? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1222 Well, there are other ways to a man's heart, and where did you even find an oven, and a pie pan? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1223 I don't know, it seems half baked 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1224 I'll eat anything as long as it isn't ribs. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1225 I thought we're supposed to smoke a cigarette 1.2830 0.06107 106 86 10 10
1226 I don't remember him saying pie was a problem... 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1227 I don't know if that's really going to smooth things over with Him. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1228 When I gave up a rib, I was hoping for more than pie... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1229 I don't know what you call that, Eve, but it smells tempting. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1230 Oh my God! Please say that's cherry! 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1231 I'm actually on the Paleo diet right now. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1232 So the fruit of the tree of knowledge is bad, but the pie of the fruit of the tree of knowledge is okay? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1233 I guessed the news about the apple was fake. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1234 I prefer devil's food cake. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1235 Where did you find the recipe? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1236 Oh, you are so wicked! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1237 I bet it's absolutely sinful. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1238 That's soooo tempting. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1239 Mmm, looks sinful. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1240 Cherry? Peach? Blueberry? Sorry, I give up. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1241 It's not the apples I'm worried about. It's more the gluten. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1242 "Will you be serving our downfall a'la mode? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1243 Oh, God! I forgot it was our birthday. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1244 I didn't fall for the apple, so there's no way I'm going to try the pie. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1245 Are you sure it's kosher? 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1246 Where did you find the apples? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1247 So you're sure God isn't watching? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1248 I'd die for a slice. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1249 It certainly is tempting. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1250 If I eat that I'm going to have to wear some clothes. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1251 We're not breaking the rules, just bending them. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1252 Apple pie? we’ll be DEPORTED for sure. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1253 Seriously? Hide the apple in a pie trick again?.... 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1254 It's forbidden free 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1255 Wow! That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1256 If that's apple I'm out of here 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1257 I was expecting ribs tonight. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1258 Does it taste as sinful as it looks? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1259 I hope that is blueberry. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1260 And it's apple free? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1261 Do you think we'll get away with this cover-up? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1262 Well, it does look sinfully delicious... 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1263 I shouldn't, I really really shouldn't ... It's just so tempting ... Maybe one bite, what could happen? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1264 Funny, it doesn't smell like peach pie. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1265 Now that's sinful! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1266 True, He technically didn't say no pies. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1267 Well okay, today's my cheat day. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1268 That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1269 You sure there's no apples in it? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1270 Why do you ask if I can keep a secret? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1271 Ha! Let's see Darwin explain this! 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1272 Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to need my own lawyer. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1273 The snake suggested "Ala Mode". 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1274 So that's what you meant when you said you had one in the oven 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1275 Jesus, hot apple pie? Satan's really upped his game ... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1276 Hot damn. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1277 Well, cherry IS tempting, but I'm more of an apple man myself. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1278 I'll call our lawyer, but I still think we're in trouble. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1279 He didn't say anything about apple pie. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1280 I think I'm feelin' more like ribs. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1281 Who's "Betty Crocker"? There's only the two of us... 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1282 Whoa! I'm tempted to try it! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1283 I don't know, is it apple ? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1284 He didn't say anything about pie. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1285 I don't think the story will read the same. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1286 Nice peace offering, but I think He's still pretty ticked about that first one. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1287 It's only a technicality, but maybe it can work. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1288 Initiate the downfall of man AND go over my carbs limit . . . oooh, I don't know. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1289 After eating from the tree of knowledge, I found a loophole 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1290 Looks tempting! What could it hurt to try a piece? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1291 You want a piece of this? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1292 You're sure it's blueberry. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1293 Upping the ante? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1294 How about them apples? 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1295 What are the side-effects? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1296 Forbidden fruit gives me gas. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1297 I hope it's rhubarb. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1298 It is my cheat day. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1299 I think we both know where this will lead? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1300 You did WHAT with my rib? 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1301 Great ... sinful and fattening -- 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1302 Peach, I hope? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1303 You did all that PLUS you built an oven? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1304 She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1305 So beganeth the little known story of Adam and Marie Calender... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1306 Now I'm REALLY confused! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1307 Is that your mother's recipe? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1308 How do you know it will increase my self-awareness? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1309 Did he say anything about apple pie? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1310 This will really mess up some Bible stories. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1311 Can I get that to go? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1312 Any chance of a la mode? 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1313 Wow, that smells sinfully delicious... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1314 He didn't forbid piety. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1315 I'm not really tempted unless you add ice cream. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1316 "If guests are coming you'd better put some clothes on". 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1317 Let me guess. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1318 Ok, but I won't inhale. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1319 Just desserts! My favorite! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1320 Please tell me it's cherry? 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1321 Is it locally sourced? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1322 God damnit 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1323 Fool me once, fool me twice! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1324 I've got a bad feeling about this. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1325 Want a piece? 1.2788 0.06180 104 85 9 10
1326 You know, that would be a lot more tempting with some ice cream! 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1327 What happens if I just eat the CRUST? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1328 Wow, will these temptations never end? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1329 It's an "alternative" apple 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1330 You made me a pie? What's the catch? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1331 Is that Adam's apple pie? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1332 You never told me you can bake. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1333 Jesus Eve...yeah, that still counts 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1334 Well, I bet it's a pretty wicked recipe. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1335 Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1336 Alternative Facts won't change history. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1337 Adam had already turned down the apple once. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1338 You got this from a tree? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1339 Don't get me wrong, I love apple pie. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1340 That's your first apple pie. It smells like heaven, but I'll bet it tastes like hell. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1341 Expecting company? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1342 He can't kick us out for pie, right? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1343 Pretty sure apple pie is still a no-go 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1344 Where did you acquire the knowledge to bake? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1345 You always know how to tempt me. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1346 Well that certainly is original 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1347 Out of 10, I'd give it a 3.1416. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1348 Well, he didn't say anything about apple pie! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1349 It's apple sin-namon. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1350 And on the eighth day God created euphemisms 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1351 Oh, you can cook. My mom's going to love you. Wait, do I have a mother? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1352 On the 4,543,000,013th day, God said to Adam, "“From anything gluten free you may eat freely; but from the pie of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die from diabetes, cancer, and obesity.” 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1353 Wow! You learned to make that from the tree of knowledge? How about a hat and a pair of shorts? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1354 Original recipe... Original Sin... it's a tough decision! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1355 I'm pretty sure that still counts. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1356 Oh, THAT One in The Oven. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1357 I have no idea who Sara Lee is. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1358 In this case, the way to eternal damnation is through a man's stomach. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1359 Don't you think sharing a cigarette is a bit more appropriate? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1360 I didn't hear Him say, "unless they are baked in a pie." 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1361 Organic. Fair-trade.Vegan. Sugar-free. It would be a sin NOT to take a bite! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1362 That's great, Eve. Now if only He had created forks... 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1363 As long as it's not apple. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1364 It would be a shame not to eat it. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1365 Can I tempt you ? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1366 Eating this will make me want to look down? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1367 Holy smokes! What the devil is that? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1368 When I said I wanted your warm apples, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1369 Adam had tried to explain that he didn't like apple pie, yet she persisted. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1370 Wait, it's whose recipe? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1371 Honey, it's snake and bake. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1372 She was warned. She was given an explanation. Neverthelessssss, she persisted. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1373 Sorry, I'm dieting with the help of my new motto, 'A minute on the lips, entire human history on the hips.' 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1374 I'd more tempted if we had ice cream to go with it. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1375 All this, for a rib! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1376 Smells good--and evil. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1377 If I try it, then! can we have sex? 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1378 Holy cow! I must be in paradise! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1379 You bake, too? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1380 I guess He didn't say anything about forbidden fruit pie. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1381 You got the recipe from a serpent? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1382 A rib for a pie. Yeahhhhhh, that seems fair. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1383 Where in hell did you find an oven?! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1384 He's sending mixed messages about this whole forbidden thing. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1385 So that's where the apple went. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1386 Wait a minute, you say it's your grandmother's recipe? 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1387 No way. Next thing I know, you'll want me to wear pants. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1388 Thanks Eve but I'm really a Windows kinda guy. 1.2718 0.06200 103 85 8 10
1389 That doesn't look like Devil's Food cake. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1390 You can bake too? 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1391 Thisssss is Alternative Sin, go ahead it's OK. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1392 You're absolutely sure he created a Cheat Day? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1393 Do you really believe this will make the garden great again? 1.2647 0.06220 102 85 7 10
1394 I thought we agreed you wouldn't lead us into temptation. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1395 Damned if you do...damned if you don't. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1396 But is it kosher? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1397 But she persisted." 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1398 I can't, I'm paleo 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1399 I must be in Paradise. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1400 OK with me, but His legal department may have some issues with this. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1401 You're sure it's OK if they're baked in a pie? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1402 What kind is it?" "Apple sin-amon. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1403 I hope it's not an apple pie? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1404 Well, you did say when life gives you apples... 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1405 So if I eat it, I'll understand why it doesn't count? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1406 I hope that's pecan, 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1407 It's half-baked like your rib story. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1408 Looks positively tempting. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1409 The real sin here is the added carbs. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1410 No, I don't think He'll think it's okay now. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1411 Well now it's even more sinful... 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1412 If it means we have to put clothes on, I don't want it. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1413 I'm on the Paleo diet; you can't tempt me. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1414 Whose recipe? The devil you say! 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1415 Mom and apple pie? What the heck is a Mom? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1416 Another spinach pie in paradise ... what I would give for a little fresh fruit. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1417 Smells like you went heavy on the sin o' men 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1418 That's a tiny bit better, but I still think it will count 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1419 You are sure this is the peach one, right? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1420 I don't know. Maybe we should go with peaches. Apples seem to piss Him off big time. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1421 It's your grandmother's recipe? I'm confused... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1422 Original sin-namon apple pie!?! My favorite! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1423 That smells so good, it has to be something I shouldn't eat. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1424 It looks, I want to say, heavenly. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1425 What harm could come from one little piece of pie? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1426 I dunno, looks sinful. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1427 You are drastically overestimating my willpower. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1428 I don't know why I'm thinking this but you really should feed it to the snake. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1429 Apple pie! What's next, motherhood? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1430 It'll be worth it. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1431 Smells great, but what if I eat it and all-hell breaks out in America 6,000 years from now? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1432 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1433 Well, it does look wicked good. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1434 So, sugar coating it will make everything okay? 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1435 Tell me it's rhubarb 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1436 No matter how we slice it there's no going back. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1437 Where did you plug in the oven? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1438 Alternative fact: All the forbidden was baked out 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1439 Well, as long as it's gluten free... 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1440 How can that possibly be your mother's old family recipe? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1441 They say this is the way to a man's rib. 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1442 Do I even want to know? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1443 "What part of all-knowing do you not understand?' 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1444 I'm going to need deniability. Tell me it's blueberry. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1445 Can't go wrong with apple. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1446 I mean....He never said anything about apple pie... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1447 Thank God you finally gave up trying to get me to eat those damned apples. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1448 Oh yeah, Sin and Death are coming over at 6, right? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1449 In God we crust. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1450 When life gives you apples, make apple-pie. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1451 Tell me it isn't apple. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1452 You go ahead. I ordered a pizza. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1453 My gosh, why didn't I think of that!? Nobody will notice! 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1454 Don't worry, it's Rhubarb. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1455 So, pie is square with God? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1456 Well, it does look sinfully delicious... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1457 It's legal here in Colorado. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1458 Yeah, but it's not Mom's. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1459 The devil is in the details. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1460 Can I get some ribs with that? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1461 Your mother's recipe? Why do I feel like I'm being tricked? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1462 Oh gosh, I really shouldn't. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1463 "'The Pie of Knowledge'? What an odd thing to call it. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1464 "I thought Devil's Food was a cake! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1465 Please tell me that's rhubarb. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1466 I got the recipe from a trustworthy source. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1467 Please tell me that's a peach cobbler. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1468 But it doesn't smell like pumpkin pie. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1469 Oh wow... Lilith never baked... 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1470 I thought we were having ribs tonight. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1471 Should I dress before or after dinner? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1472 Sacrilicious 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1473 But wouldn't you rather eat afterward? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1474 It's apple pie not an apple -so I think we are ok. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1475 Are you sure this is sin-free? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1476 I think we should consult an attorney. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1477 You are right, he didn't say anything about apple pie. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1478 We're cooked. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1479 No thanks, the last one you made me tasted like eternal damnation... 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1480 Holy cow! You really do want to leave. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1481 I guess a small piece won't hurt . 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1482 That better be mock apple pie. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1483 I thought you were going to make a Devil's food cake? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1484 I hope you didn't use local apples. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1485 And I can eat it and have it too? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1486 Aw, shucks. It was just one rib. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1487 It smells delicious! Hey, let's dress for dinner. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1488 That looks heavenly. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1489 Tell me you didn't get the recipe' from the snake. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1490 Don't you think we're poking the bear a little bit? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1491 I still think it's a no no. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1492 OMG Sara . . .Eve is going to get suspicious! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1493 If this does it, we'll name it Piagra. 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1494 And you're sure He won't notice what's in there? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1495 So cooking destroys the knowledge? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1496 Lemme guess. Apple? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1497 How about just a hug? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1498 You're sure its not apple? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1499 Forbidden fruit? My favorite! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1500 Eve, how is it less forbidden that way? 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1501 I'm telling you, it's to die for. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1502 Honey, you invented the oven! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1503 What do you mean the apples were free? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1504 This is how it starts, doesn't it? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1505 That looks to die for! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1506 The serpent told you to bite it not bake it. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1507 Which tree did you make this from again? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1508 You never give up. Do you, Eve. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1509 Ooh, that DOES smell tempting! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1510 Oh no! You've been to Hell's Kitchen again! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1511 But if we eat it we will have knowledge of gluten and evil. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1512 Uh, ladies first. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1513 tempting. It looks sinfully good. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1514 No wonder they call this the Garden of Eatin' 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1515 Mmmmm, smells originally sinful. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1516 Peach? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1517 Is that original cinnamon I smell in that pie? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1518 So, you think this is a valid loophole? Cause it sure smells good! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1519 First the Apple-now the pie, you REALLY Don't Listen! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1520 so, you think it's ok if it's baked in a pie? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1521 I was really hoping you'd make cherry. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1522 Well, he didn't say we couldn't bake. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1523 I can't, I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1524 No, I asked if you know what pi is. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1525 ...an eternity on the hips. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1526 Tell me that's not fresh from Hell's oven. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1527 You really want me to eat that apple, don't you? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1528 Please tell me that it's not apple. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1529 The snake is technically correct, He did say "APPLES", not "APPLE PIE". 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1530 Is this what you meant by, “Life is short. Eat dessert first”? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1531 So...the original tart bearing tart? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1532 Pie of the fruit of the tree of knowledge? What's pie? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1533 Now, did He say 'No apple' or 'No pie? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1534 I guess you're right, apple pie isn't the same thing as an apple. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1535 I can still smell knowledge in there. Knowledge is for losers. Sad. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1536 Brilliant! Apple pie's not covered by the ban! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1537 I thought you said you were making devil food cake. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1538 On the 4,543,000,013th day, God said to Adam, "“From anything gluten free you may eat freely; but from the pie of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die from diabetes, cancer, and obesity.” 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1539 Tricky---I'll wait for the Ninth Circuit's ruling 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1540 If it makes you happy. One bite couldn't hurt. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1541 Gee, it looks tempting. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1542 Wow. You must really think I'm an idiot. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1543 If I eat of this pie will I acquire knowledge of gluten and evil? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1544 Been watching Hell's Kitchen again, huh? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1545 Wow, you made that with just one apple? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1546 So that's what happened to the leftover forbidden fruit. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1547 I'm really sorry. I guess you still don't get it. I'm with Steve. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1548 Well, it's sure tempting. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1549 Please tell me it's blueberry. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1550 You're sure it's blueberry. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1551 Didn't he say gluten was a no-no? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1552 No thanks. I just started the Paleo diet. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1553 God forbid you have dessert just once. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1554 Why do I feel this will end, badly! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1555 God, that smells sinfully good. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1556 I will not eat it from your hand. I will not eat if from a pan. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1557 Now that you mention it, I don't recall a word against apple pie. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1558 Well, he said nothing about pies, right? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1559 I can't handle sweets, I know I'll pay for it later. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1560 It just really feels like He wants us to eat the apples... 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1561 Gosh, I never thought I'd have to choose between pie and piety. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1562 Please tell me that's cherry. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1563 Sure, I'll have some. What is the harm from just a slice? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1564 The story of Adam and Eve based on newly discovered "Alternative Facts." 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1565 I hope this turns out better than the last time 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1566 Oh my God! Marry me! 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1567 Where did you discover an oven? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1568 You are a woman ahead of your time. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1569 Pie à la nude? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1570 I dunno, I'm on this paleo diet... 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1571 Tempting......... 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1572 Trust me. It's sinfully delicious. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1573 The only sin here is that store-bought pie crust. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1574 I'll take a bite, if you tell me how you have a belly button? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1575 smells like apples and sin-a-man. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1576 Wow, what a great way to get around that silly rule. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1577 God, that smells sinfully good. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1578 Okay, I'll bite. What could be the harm of just one piece? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1579 Please tell me that's not apple pie. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1580 I think you overcooked the metaphor. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1581 Umm... Thanks, but I'll stick with ignorance. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1582 I really wanted the iPhone 7 when I said anything Apple 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1583 Welcome to the neighborhood Steve. I baked this pie for you and Adam. 1.2600 0.06133 100 83 8 9
1584 Wow, Apple pie, now that's tempting. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1585 Uhhh...you had me at the apple. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1586 So God didn't say if we ate the fruit we will die? He really said please enjoy a pie? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1587 Technically it's a pie, so I think we're in the clear. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1588 I don't remember HIM saying anything about pie. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1589 There's nothing else in the oven, right? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1590 Is the apple locally-sourced? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1591 That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1592 Wow! That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1593 Now, that is tempting. [Note: "that" should be italicized.] 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1594 We're going out BIG, baby! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1595 Wait, you said that this is your Mom's recipe? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1596 How do you like them apples? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1597 Suddenly, Adam realized that eternal banishment from Paradise wouldn't be such a bad deal. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1598 Oh, great. Now I have to invent ice cream. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1599 And I was so sure that God didn't make little green apples. 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1600 As long as it wasn't the Tree of Canned Filling. 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1601 I thought we decided on peach. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1602 Still can't. I'm knowledge-intolerant. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1603 If God gives you apples, make apple pie. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1604 They were out of spare ribs. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1605 These seems like another one of your half baked ideas. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1606 When you told me this morning that you wanted to put one in the oven I thought we'd be raising Cain. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1607 Eve, I know alternative facts are a big trend these days. But an apple remains an apple... 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1608 At least now we'll get kicked out on a full stomach 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1609 I think he's gonna be more angry that you used his oven. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1610 No, Kelly Anne. Alternative forbidden fruit is still forbidden fruit. 1.2525 0.06149 99 83 7 9
1611 It smells sinfully delicious. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1612 Alright, just one bite. What harm could it do? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1613 Who gave you the recipe? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1614 You're sure there are no apples? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1615 Please tell me that's strawberry-rhubarb. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1616 Oh my Go! Say it isn't apple! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1617 I think it still counts. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1618 That'll go straight to my mortality. 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1619 Very tempting, but what is it ? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1620 Please tell me it's peach. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1621 I don't mind apple pie, but I don't feel comfortable starting this gender dynamic 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1622 No thanks, look I'll just call you later. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1623 An apple pie! Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1624 Maybe we should get dressed for the occasion? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1625 What's next; motherhood? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1626 MOCK! I said MOCK apple pie! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1627 What do I think? I think you're a terrific baker and a terrible listener. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1628 No thanks, I'm doing paleo. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1629 That better be a fig pie. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1630 You're sure its not apple? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1631 I guess a small slice wouldn't be a huge sin... 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1632 Is it a sin to love dessert? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1633 It's probably not forbidden in pie form. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1634 Wow! Apple pie a la nude! 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1635 Can we have the main course first? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1636 "Hmmm, I guess it's not really like eating an apple off the tree". 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1637 My new snake friend says this pie is just to die for! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1638 He said-- something, something, apples... ahh screw it, we should be fine. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1639 The genesis of Atheism 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1640 Umm, you didn’t cook that on the burning bush, did you? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1641 Where did you say you got the oven? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1642 A moment on the lips, forever on the conscious as the root of suffering for all mankind. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1643 Thanks, but why pumpkin? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1644 That'd be really tempting with a cup of coffee. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1645 'Alternative apples,' huh? Well...I suppose that makes it all right. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1646 Hmm, you're right. He didn't say a word about baked goods. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1647 I'm tempted. But I worry about getting burned. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1648 Look, I said I would join the nudist colony, but no way in hell am I going to eat hot pie naked. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1649 Something tells me I may regret this, but what the hell? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1650 Forbidden fruit pie again? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1651 We need to wait for it to cool. What should we do in the meanwhile? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1652 Is it organic and gluten free? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1653 I'm pretty sure he said 'definitely eat the pie'. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1654 I didn't realize we have an oven. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1655 Unfortunately, I just started the pre-paleo diet. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1656 Think you can tempt me by putting it in a pie? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1657 Thanks, but I'll go with the fig leaf. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1658 The calories alone seem sinful. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1659 Too... many... metaphors... 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1660 I'm tempted but I filled up on unicorn 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1661 So you think He won't mind if you used canned apples? 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1662 A meat pie? It's amazing what you can make from ribs! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1663 Which one is my pie hole? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1664 I sure hope that's cherry. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1665 I hope that is blueberry pie. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1666 Okay. I guess I can diet when I'm in Hell. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1667 Any known side effects? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1668 OMG! That's positively sinful! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1669 Don't worry, it's blueberry. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1670 No worries, it's blueberry 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1671 Wow. Apple Pie! God Bless You,Eve 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1672 just deserts? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1673 Just curious. Where was it baked? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1674 Do you want me to believe you invented fire? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1675 It's "Dating Naked" meets "The Great British Baking Show." 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1676 It better not be apple 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1677 So...I put in my THUMB and pull out a ... WHAT? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1678 Why do you keep calling it "sinfully delicious?" 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1679 No matter how you slice it, we're still outta here! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1680 Are you sure " pie " makes it OK ? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1681 Wait, did you use the forbidden oven? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1682 Wait until he hears about this! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1683 Smells divine! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1684 And you're certain it's mock apple pie? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1685 Clothes, chairs, a roof over our heads -- I'm in. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1686 It's not the apple, it's the carbs and fat that worry me. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1687 Aren't you full from the ribs? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1688 Did you get Pi from the Tree of Knowledge? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1689 After this life will never be the same 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1690 You could have had me with an apple. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1691 I don't know, babe. I'm still full from the ribs. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1692 Uhh are you sure you know how this story goes? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1693 That pie smells heavenly. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1694 Brilliant! Pie changes everything. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1695 We already messed up, let's eat some apple pie. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1696 So you're saying if it's cooked it's no longer knowledge and I can eat it? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1697 Still doesn't tempt me. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1698 You're killing me 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1699 Oh sweetie, you remembered our one day anniversary! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1700 Wow, that is to-get-banished for. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1701 My eyes were on the pie!! 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1702 You got the recipe from a what?! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1703 So they finally delivered the oven? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1704 Cherry, you say? Okay, I'll have a bite. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1705 And it's apple free? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1706 We weren't supposed to use the oven. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1707 That's so hot. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1708 The serpent just mentioned something about ice cream?... 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1709 Please don't tell me it's apple. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1710 Can I get that to go? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1711 Rhubarb again? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1712 Tart. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1713 Well you're right I guess; He didn't say anything about baking it in a pie. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1714 What do you mean, exactly, by 'sinfully delicious'...? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1715 Who told you I like apple pie? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1716 PLEASE tell me that's a peach pie! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1717 Is this an "alternative" apple? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1718 Can we get it to go? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1719 Frankly, I'd rather raise a little Cain. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1720 Okay, now you're just banking on the technicality. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1721 We have a PIE tree! 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1722 That looks just SINFUL. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1723 Mmm ... smells like bad decisions. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1724 That pie sure looks tempting. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1725 Clearly these weren't His exact words. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1726 Oh lord, let's hope it's cherry pie. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1727 Let's call the crust Original Thin. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1728 Are you sure the fruit wasn't locally sourced? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1729 Not apple, again! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1730 It would be more tempting if we had whipped cream. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1731 We're cooked. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1732 What is ice-cream and why am I craving it? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1733 So that makes it OK? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1734 Well, we may as well go all the way..... Here, have some apple pie. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1735 Eve, if that's apple pie, we're outta here! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1736 "I'm new here. What could go wrong?' 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1737 Isn't it a sin to start with dessert? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1738 The chrust is risen 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1739 Please tell me the apple thing is fake news. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1740 Did you get it to go? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1741 Don't worry, it's peach. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1742 It's an alternative apple. Tremendous. Believe me. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1743 Apple pie for dessert? Shouldn't we have the ribs for dinner first!? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1744 Hmm, apple pie does sound tempting. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1745 So...your position is that God forbade eating an apple, but eating an apple derivative will hedge our downside risk? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1746 If we're gonna get banished...might as well go on a full stomach 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1747 Your apple pie is downright sinful. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1748 Oh? No...bye, bye Miss American Pie. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1749 Whew! Now you are really tempting me!! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1750 Are the apples knowledge-free? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1751 You said a snake gave you this recipe? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1752 Since baseball and hot dogs didn't cause any problems, sure why not? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1753 Wait, didn't God say not to eat from the tree of knowledge of stereotyped gender roles? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1754 Don't tell me I forgot our anniversary? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1755 Sorry, Eve, but I have trouble believing your mother gave you the recipe." 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1756 Life or pie? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1757 That's awesome, Eve. They will write books about this. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1758 He told us not to go anywhere near that windowsill. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1759 I'm cutting out gluten, can I have just the apple? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1760 "Eve steps up her cooking game in: 'Temptation II: The Garden of Eatin'' 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1761 From the sky? Sounds plausible. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1762 Did you remember to turn the oven off? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1763 The forbidden fructose. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1764 Wow that's really tempting. What's in it? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1765 It's warm - I guess it would be a sin not to try it 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1766 Wow! A little knowledge is a good thing! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1767 Something tells me that blueberry would be a better option. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1768 Let me guess. Your mother's here for a visit. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1769 3.14159? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1770 Just how many original sins are in that? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1771 Smells heavenly. Let's have a taste. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1772 Just take a bite, Donald. Maybe you'll learn something. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1773 It's rhubarb, right? Please tell me it's rhubarb. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1774 Anyway you slice it, it's apple. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1775 I don't think this makes it any better... 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1776 With no oven, where in the hell did you do that? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1777 So, Mr. Snake here says you make a hell of an apple pie. 1.2474 0.04404 97 73 24 0
1778 Dessert? I guess one bite won't hurt... 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1779 I thought cherry was a better choice, given the circumstances. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1780 It's cherry, right? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1781 God I hope that is rhubarb 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1782 Well okay, today's my cheat day. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1783 Quick, eat this so I can get some clothes. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1784 Ah, apple pie and thee in paradise! What could go wrong? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1785 Knowledge Free I hope. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1786 Well, that's not exactly correct but I guess 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is close enough. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1787 No, it's not that it's forbidden, I just thought we were gluten-free. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1788 Are you sure you didn't use any of those round red things from the tree? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1789 Wait. It's your Mom's recipe?" 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1790 Yes, I'm tempted, but shouldn't we wait until they invent ice cream? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1791 Something wrong, we haven't created fire yet 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1792 I call it the original sin-amon 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1793 Please don't tell me that's apple pie. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1794 The snake said it would make America great again. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1795 Oh my God. Your apple pie is sinful. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1796 Who's recipe? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1797 Please tell me it's not apple. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1798 He never mentioned using an oven. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1799 No ice cream? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1800 Art thou Eve of Destruction? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1801 OK, but only if it's organic. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1802 I think you're missing the point. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1803 It's sinfully delicious. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1804 And on the eighth day, God created apple pie. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1805 So where is the oven? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1806 That's your survival tool? Did Naked And Afraid move to the Food Network? 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1807 Wait a second it can't be mom's apple pie 1.2474 0.06223 97 82 6 9
1808 That's not what I meant by pious. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1809 You're right, He never mentioned 'forbidden pie'! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1810 Please tell me it isn't apple! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1811 I distinctly heard The Lord say, "let there be a la mode.' 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1812 Smells like Heaven on Earth. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1813 Wait...is that gluten-free? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1814 And you're sure it's kosher? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1815 Nice workaround, but something tells me that it still qualifies. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1816 Are the apples ethically sourced? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1817 So all I have to do is marry you and I get this all the time? 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1818 At least it's not devil's food. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1819 Are you SURE that nothing was said about apple PIE? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1820 Is it in its original tin? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1821 I'd say it's as good as my mom's, but come to think of it...I don't recall having one. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1822 So God is going to throw us out of Paradise because you found an oven? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1823 Does it have nuts? I shouldn't have nuts. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1824 I'll be working this off for awhile. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1825 Plausible deniability, right? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1826 Of course it's organic. This is paradise , isn't it. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1827 So what's the downside here, I gain a pound or two.Big deal. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1828 "You know that's going to go straight to my asp". 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1829 You have upped your game since yesterday. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1830 The Pied Viper? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1831 When I said I was hankering for something hot, I didn't have apple pie in mind. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1832 There's no vanilla ice cream in Paradise? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1833 I'm not worried about the forbidden fruit--it's the carbs that scare me! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1834 It's tempting, but I'm eating Paleo. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1835 Well, as long as it's sugar-free what could be the harm? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1836 And here I thought we already lived in paradise. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1837 What, no ice cream? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1838 Is it knowledge free? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1839 But God knows I like cherry better. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1840 So now the story is fully baked. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1841 Is that from the Original Recipe? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1842 Maybe we should get a second opinion. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1843 You had me at the apple! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1844 Sssss, try the pie, it's life-changing. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1845 Oh my God, I'm so high. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1846 Now this story is believable. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1847 Tell me you have vanilla ice cream, and we have a deal. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1848 You can't fool me with culinary semantics, Eve. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1849 Sure. Why not? He didn't say anything about eating a pie. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1850 Tempting. . . Is that blueberry or forbidden? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1851 You mean it won't count since it's in a pie? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1852 Should I just dig in or shall we wait a day or so for God to create utensils. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1853 I doubt He'll be too upset if we save him a slice. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1854 The smell of original cinnamon is so tempting. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1855 That looks sinful. If you have some ice cream, I might be tempted. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1856 Now, are you or the pie forbidden? The fruit reference is always lost on me. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1857 I can do forbidden fruit. It's the gluten I can't handle. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1858 So, you're saying this is how we're supposed to be fruitful and multiply? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1859 I don't think baking Him a pie is going to get us back into His good graces. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1860 Just once, Eve, don't try to confuse the issue. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1861 Are you sure he can't see through crust? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1862 I know that it smells sinfully delicious, but... 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1863 I really want a piece of that. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1864 How do you make pie without an oven?" "How do you make me without a uterus? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1865 How about Adam's Apple? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1866 It smells sinfully delicious. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1867 Welcome to the Garden of Eatin'. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1868 Is it forbidden-fruit-free? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1869 Wait, let me put on a fig leaf first. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1870 You're right. I did say "surprise me." 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1871 That was our last apple! 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1872 The lawyers say this night work 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1873 If I just smell it, can I see you naked? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1874 What's Mom's Apple Pie? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1875 We're having company? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1876 Evey, how can it be 'Mom's Apple Pie" when we don't even have a mother ! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1877 I don't know if it's worth it given the calories and being cast out. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1878 Wow! But be sure to save a piece for You-Know-Who. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1879 That smells absolutely sinful ! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1880 I sure hope that's blueberry pie. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1881 I realize you're my only choice, but I'm not looking for a long term thing here. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1882 Looks tempting, but are calories the only consequence? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1883 Pie or no pie, I'm pretty sure this is going to get us banished. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1884 The first usage of "alternative facts." 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1885 Eve, please tell me that's a peach cobbler. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1886 Which is my pie hole again? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1887 As long as it's not apple. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1888 "I made it with a red thing that was hanging off that tree". 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1889 What if I just eat the crust? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1890 OK, but only if it's Mock Apple Pie . . . 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1891 I sure hope that's rhubarb! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1892 "You used Red Delicious? Now *that* is a sin. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1893 For humanity's sake let's hope it's pecan 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1894 Is it organic? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1895 ooh, that is tempting. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1896 Hate the sin. Love the sinner. Hate the sin. Love the sinner. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1897 God I love apple pie. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1898 Genesis 3:6 Mrs. Smith's Version 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1899 Lots of original cinnamon? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1900 Wait, did God invent vanilla ice-cream yet? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1901 It's peach. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1902 Relax, it's blueberry. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1903 Well, you can't say 'it's like your mother use to make!' 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1904 You didn't. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1905 Something tells me I'm not your first. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1906 I suppose the snake taught you how to make a flaky pie crust too. 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1907 What do you mean, original pie? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1908 Where the HELL did you get that? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1909 If that snake made it without an oven, his place must be hot as ... it must be really hot. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1910 I was expecting something less nuanced. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1911 GEE- WHIZ YOU TWO KNOW HOW TO TEMPT A GUY ! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1912 If we're going to be kicked out of Eden, you could have at least added whipped cream. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1913 An old family recipe? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1914 He really said 'okay?' 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1915 Well now you're just rubbing it in his face. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1916 Tell me that's not APPLE pie. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1917 You're sure it's kosher, right? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1918 This is all a trap, isn't it? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1919 Just like mom's. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1920 It's just not that tempting when you bake it in a pie 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1921 No thanks. I'm Paleo. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1922 So the snake is confident His executive order is unconstitutional? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1923 Sorry, but I won't be able to grasp the concept of hot food until the Neolithic era. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1924 Shouldn't we do something about the original tin? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1925 Are you sure that crust is gluten-free? 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1926 Nice try but I still think that we are going to get kicked out. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1927 No way, Eve--unless you also have a scoop of vanilla. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1928 Are you sure this is what he meant by piety? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1929 It's just dessert. 1.2396 0.06238 96 82 5 9
1930 I asked for a muffin. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1931 That smells like sin. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1932 So ‘to REALLY KNOW if it’s good or bad’…I have to try it? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1933 It's the forbidden high-fructose corn syrup. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1934 Honey, how did you bake the pie? We haven't discovered fire yet. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1935 Cain said he'd kill for a piece. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1936 Thanks, but I just want an apple 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1937 Just tell me how did you discover fire to warm it up honey? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1938 I thought temptation was the snake's schtick. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1939 Your mother's recipe? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1940 OK. So if the apples are baked in the pie that's Kosher? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1941 You think He won't notice it's in a pie? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1942 Where did you learn to cook? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1943 Do you think one slice would be sinful? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1944 Feels kinda...unoriginal. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1945 So the snake gave you the recipe? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1946 I don’t care if the pie is filled with forbidden fruit. It's the gluten that I'm worried about. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1947 Did you turn off the oven? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1948 But they haven't invented ovens yet. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1949 But did you make it from scratch? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1950 Thanks, but I'm not hungry after sex 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1951 Well, when life hands you lemons... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1952 Wow! I think you just invented deniability! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1953 Well, we can kiss our deposit good-bye. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1954 Of course! 3.141592653..... 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1955 You make it so hard to stick to my deity. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1956 And he ate it with a fork. And it was good. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1957 Are you sure that's what third base feels like? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1958 Eve, this is not what I meant by sweetening the deal. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1959 But I thought we only had one apple... How did you make a pie? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1960 Can I get a piece to go? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1961 Sorry, honey, I'm on a sin-free diet. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1962 Don't tempt me with carbs! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1963 PLEASE tell me that's a peach pie! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1964 I don't know. I like Paradise, but that pie sure smells good. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1965 The apples aren't the problem. It's the gluten I'm worried about. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1966 I'd prefer key lime, you go ahead. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1967 Pie doesn't count, right? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1968 As an originalist and textualist, I say we eat it. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1969 I was actually thinking ribs 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1970 What is an 'alternative apple'? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1971 sorry, no, i'm paleo 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1972 Is it apple? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1973 Come on, it's our cheat day. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1974 Mow what lawn? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1975 No one said anything about not eating apple pie 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1976 Pie is fine, but I was more in the mood for a rib. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1977 Are you sure it's Paleo? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1978 Err, that's not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted to eat your pie. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1979 I find it hard to believe this was made from my mother-in-law's recipe. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1980 I thought you said there was a bun in the oven 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1981 Oh no! Is that from the forbidden Martha Stewart tree? 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1982 At 750 calories, that's REALLY sinful. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1983 I would, but I just started Paleo yesterday. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1984 I'm actually just going to eat the crust. The rest is all yours. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1985 I never heard of a Devil's food pie 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1986 Original cinnamon? Are you sure? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1987 No Adam, there aren't any freaking apples in there. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1988 No, it's actually cherry. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1989 OK, you're right. HE didn't say we couldn't eat the apple pie of life. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1990 Hmm; that sure smells like the apple you offered me earlier. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1991 Oh God, I totally forgot to get the fig leaves. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1992 You make a good point: What could be more American? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1993 Well , hello Marie Callender. What happened to Eve? 1.2396 0.06238 96 82 5 9
1994 My ribs were better. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1995 Isn't that the forbidden bakery? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1996 The last one gave me an Adam's Apple 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1997 Well, everything else about this is made up, so I guess we can get away with this... 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1998 Who's Marie Callender? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1999 Kellyanne, what do you mean this is from the tree of alternative knowledge? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2000 It's no longer fruit if it's in a pie--right? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2001 Well, isn't that tempting! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2002 The First Lobbyist 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2003 Have we invented fire yet? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2004 If I'd known you were going to all this trouble, I'd have thrown something nicer on. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2005 Enough already with the forbidden fruit pies. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2006 It smells amazing, but are you sure it's kosher? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2007 You had one in the oven?? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2008 I can't decide. Can you lower it a bit? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2009 You never bake. What did you do? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2010 You really think we can get away with a technicality on this? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2011 Yeah, uh, thanks - looks great - but I just ate fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Diet and Nutrition. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2012 I guess you're right. He didn't say anything about not eating a pie. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2013 Seriously? I thought we were paleo. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2014 You're not fooling anyone by baking it. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2015 You swear it's pumpkin? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2016 Oh Babe, that is so tempting, but I just went on the Paleo Diet. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2017 Looks good, but is it organic? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2018 You're ribbin' me, right? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2019 Yeah, but no ice cream? Now that's evil. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2020 Just take a bite, it's apple sin-ammon. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2021 Law school was really wasted on you, wasn't it? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2022 No thanks. I just started the Paleo diet. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2023 And you're positive it's cherry? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2024 It's from the Market on Eden. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2025 Please tell me it's blueberry. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2026 "I'm not sure apples and oranges is the best defense here". 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2027 How the Hell are you holding that without oven mitts? Also, what the Hell is Hell? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2028 I don't have a clue what "Mom" means, but let's eat! 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2029 Can't fool me - we don't have an oven. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2030 Did you use Dad's recipe? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2031 Now, did he say "do not heat it" or "eat it?" 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2032 It smells delicious, but who is this Sara Lee? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2033 Oh no! I forgot the ice cream! 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2034 Oh Lord, I hope he won't mind the original cinnamon. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2035 You really made this with Ritz crackers? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2036 The serpent says it's gluten -free, dairy-free, and a little trans-fat couldn't hurt. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2037 Jesus crust that looks good. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2038 So if I eat a piece of this pie I can see you naked? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2039 Apple pie, huh? Hm... it smells tempting... very tempting... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2040 Is it sinfully delicious? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2041 Just have one bite, Eve ... it's my best pie, ever! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2042 What part of Satan do you not understand? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2043 Honey, that pie looks to die for. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2044 But, Eve, America hasn't been discovered yet. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2045 Alternative fact? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2046 Don't tempt me. You know I'm trying to go Paleo! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2047 what's an oven? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2048 Wow -- go big or go home! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2049 Apple sin-omen? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2050 Oh, thanks, but you haven't taken a bite out of it yet. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2051 Here. I made you an Original Sinnamon Apple pie. 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
2052 Just answer me one question: Where the heck did you find an oven? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2053 I dunno. Can't we have pizza. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2054 Is that the original recipe? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2055 Are there nuts in that? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2056 It's blueberry. Trust me! 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2057 Who's Betty Crocker? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2058 That is very tempting and wouldn't it be a sin to waste it? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2059 It's tempting . . . but is it gluten-free? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2060 We don't have mothers. Whereja learn to make pie crust? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2061 Apple, I assume. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2062 Just watch how they report this 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2063 The snake and I have something to tell you 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2064 My apologies, future generations, but you wouldn't resist this either. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2065 But how could it be better than my mother's? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2066 Apple? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2067 This story's getting harder and harder to swallow. 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
2068 Eve, tell me that's not your sinfully delicious Apple Pie!! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2069 You just can't leave things alone, can you? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2070 Great! But who fixed the oven? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2071 So you're not in the mood- again? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2072 Please, you can't expect to tempt me with "it's just like my mom used to bake"! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2073 Do I smell cinnamon...or sin, woman? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2074 What the hell is this? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2075 No! I said not apple! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2076 Why its as American as motherhood and Original Sin. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2077 It's tempting -- but why rhubarb? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2078 Does HE know it's apple free?" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2079 Apple is good, but I prefer the cherry. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2080 OK, I'm going to be totally honest with you, I have no idea what á la Mode means. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2081 Let's see if I can recall - baked? Could be a possible loophole! 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2082 It looks tempting, but I really shouldn’t. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2083 As long as they're not genetically modified, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2084 Didn't that voice tell us to stay away from sugar and white flour? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2085 So then, if we're not supposed to eat that kind of fruit..why at this particular time in history would He have given us an oven? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2086 Ok we'll eat it, but you can't tell anyone else. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2087 Mmm, Eve, that apple pie's to die for. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2088 So you think He won't notice it's apple? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2089 Tempting, but I'll just have a cappuccino. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2090 Cherry? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2091 If you're going to tempt me with it anyway, make it alamode. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2092 You baked all the knowledge out! 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
2093 Yeah, I'd love to try it but when did we get an oven? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2094 And you're telling me the snake gave you the recipe, too? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2095 Is this your idea of foreplay?!? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2096 So you have fire now? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2097 Pie? God, I really shouldn't. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2098 Well, maybe just one little slice 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2099 It's tempting, but I distinctly remember ordering blueberry. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2100 Now, that's better. I'm glad you finally stopped trying to make me eat those darn apples! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2101 It looks like the next best thing to paradise. 1.2371 0.06002 97 82 7 8
2102 All this, and you bake too? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2103 So you're sure this is blueberry. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2104 I don't know...seems half-baked. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2105 Just think of it as alternative apple! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2106 That's a pie to die for! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2107 That is really not the pie I had in mind, Eve. 1.2371 0.06002 97 82 7 8
2108 So the snake gave you the recipe? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2109 Tempting, but I thought we were Paleo. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2110 Pssst! Go ahead and eat it, what harm can it do? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2111 Where the hell did you find an apple corer, a peeler, a knife, a cutting board, and an oven? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2112 Well, you're right. He didn't say "you shall not eat the PIE baked from the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge." 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2113 It won't work--he's mad as hell. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2114 What happened to Steve? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2115 Well, I say it's rhubarb and I say to Hell with it! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2116 Let me guess: Bannon gave you the recipe? 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
2117 Am I going to be naked after I eat this? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2118 For the hundredth time. I need Pants. Not Pie. PANTS. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2119 How on Earth did a snake bake a pie without arms? Or an oven!? 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2120 Let me guess, apple again? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2121 Apple pie? I'm tempted 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2122 We were supposed to bring the appetizer! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2123 Maybe you should have the first bite. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2124 This is a little off-script but sure I'll have a taste. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2125 Eve's original sin-sational apple pie. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2126 Where did you get the knowledge to bake an apple pie? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2127 Four and Twenty blackbirds? I suppose this was the snake's idea? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2128 But He said, "Of the apple, though shalt not heat." 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2129 It's creative...but I bet it'll still count against us. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2130 God, that pie smells delicious. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2131 Is that my mom's recipe? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2132 You do know I'm on the paleo diet, right? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2133 ...and you're sure he said it was fine to eat if you baked it first? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2134 It's the "Original Sin-o-man" pie! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2135 And here I thought my spare ribs were awesome! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2136 Well, my trainer did say I get one cheat day... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2137 Original cinnamon? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2138 Is that Adam's apple pie? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2139 Ok, if you want to see other people that much, I'll take a bite of that damn apple. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2140 I'm pretty sure it's forbidden in any form. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2141 Who said, if we eat it standing up it doesn't count? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2142 I don't know yet if it's good or bad. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2143 Look, as long as we're sinning...'go big or go home' I say. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2144 We don't have any clothes, so you bought an oven. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2145 So that's the REAL reason he didn't want us to eat the apple. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2146 No, sweetie I said "Snake nearby! NOT Bake me a pie!" 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2147 Are you suggesting motherhood is next? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2148 Original Sin-amon Apple 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2149 The calories don't count until we're kicked out of the garden, right? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2150 Wow, who taught you how to bake? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2151 Let me guess—rhubarb! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2152 OK, maybe just one bite! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2153 I hope that's a peach pie. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2154 Must have been created on day 3.14! 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2155 Apple and original cinnamon? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2156 Hmm, He didn't say anything about pies. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2157 Dessert? Didn't my ribs fill you up? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2158 Not another test! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2159 The serpeant promised ala mode. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2160 It smells good, but I have a bad feeling about it. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2161 It's from our new neighbors. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2162 A la mode would make this a much easier decision. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2163 Taste this and go put on a pair of pants. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2164 Well, who can't resist pie? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2165 The Cooking Channel, the root of all evil. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2166 It seems more American than Sinful 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2167 Would you eat them in a pie? Would you with a snake? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2168 Eve--that looks sinfully delicious! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2169 If I try a slice, will you quit nagging me about that stupid tree? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2170 Please, God ... tell me it's blueberry. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2171 You're sure this will get us out of our timeshare? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2172 To be honest, I had something totally different in mind when you said, "Come and get it!" 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2173 An oven, you found an oven. And a pie plate. What kind of pie is that? Oh, God. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2174 Cherry, I hope. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2175 Well, it is cheat day... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2176 Tempting, but I'm gluten free. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2177 I may not know good and evil, but I know fat calories when I see them. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2178 Wow, a pie! Where'd you get the apples? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2179 Are you trying to tempt me or something? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2180 Well, for starters, I'm...naked. And afraid. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2181 Forbidden Fruit Pie! My favorite! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2182 You make a compelling case. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2183 I was hoping for banana cream. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2184 Um...you know, I don't think God will be fooled. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2185 Thanks a lot. Now I have to invent ice cream. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2186 You've got the apple pie, now can we work on motherhood? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2187 Can I just pick at the crust? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2188 Is there sinamon in it? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2189 Who's recipe? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2190 Don't tell me, let me guess...Apple? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2191 And you thought the apples were tempting. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2192 Throw it in my face and hope He just laughs. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2193 Don't worry - it's fine! These are 'alternative apples!' 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2194 You're telling me this is my mother's recipe? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2195 Are you sure this doesn't count? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2196 Make it à la mode and you have yourself a deal. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2197 Why do I suddenly know the number 3.14159265359. . .? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2198 Another one of those half-baked ideas? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2199 You're positive it's blueberry? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2200 No thanks. High carbs are the new forbidden fruit. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2201 That's not what I meant when I told you to cover the fruit... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2202 So is this one of those when life gives you lemons situations? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2203 Pie? Um, yeah okay, I was kind of led to expect spare ribs? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2204 I don't want to seem like a know-it-all but was this the snake's idea? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2205 Did he say anything about pie? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2206 Well, at least it's original. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2207 I'd love to, but I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2208 I feel like He'll still know what's inside. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2209 You say this pie will cure my erectile dysfunction? I ask: "So what do you get out of fixing my E.D. - what's in it for you? 1.2258 0.06140 93 80 5 8
2210 I don't think a 'bite out of the apple pie' will support the narrative. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2211 Umm...yeah, I know you're mad, Eve. But I actually baked that pie for Steve. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2212 Thanks, but I was really hoping for some new underwear. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2213 Would you stop pushing this apple business and just offer sex. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2214 Uh… yeah…. It’s just that in your profile pictures you were blonde is all 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2215 I guess carbs are OK now and again - what's the worst that can happen? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2216 Why apple? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2217 'Alternative apples', so it's okay? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2218 Pie doesn't fix everything. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2219 I was kind of hoping for a sandwich. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2220 My head is telling me there is more trouble on the way. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2221 What do you mean Alternatively forbidden? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2222 No, no, let me guess...apple pie? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2223 Really Eve, blackbirds again! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2224 Hey, what did you do with that apple? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2225 Does this count? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2226 So this is how we beget? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2227 How about I say I thought it was Blueberry? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2228 Ooh. That smells original sinfully delicious. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2229 It looks beautiful. It smells delicious. It's very tempting! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2230 I'll bite... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2231 Wow! Apple pie. Sinful! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2232 It's tempting, but I'm on a diet. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2233 Where did you find the low hanging oven? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2234 When life gives you apples ... PIE! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2235 We need to find the vanilla ice cream tree. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2236 I don't know, Eve....gluten. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2237 Why must you tempt me? You know I'm on a diet. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2238 Please tell me it's peach. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2239 Don't worry, it's cherry. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2240 Maybe we should rethink this loophole idea. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2241 Alt-apples, huh? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2242 Tell me you didn't cut down the Tree of Knowledge to cook that thing. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2243 Actually, I'm more a lemon meringue guy. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2244 Well if the snake says it's OK if they're baked... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2245 An apple in any other form is still an apple, Eve. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2246 Oh, God! Please tell me it's blueberry! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2247 Honey, we can't afford to move. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2248 No Eve! It's still the forbidden fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Wait--what's that--cinnamon? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2249 Original Recipe or Original Sin? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2250 Ooh Eve...that looks good and evil at the same time...! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2251 I think you're getting way ahead of yourself 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2252 Now he's really going to be pissed! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2253 Does it count if they're baked? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2254 I should have been more specific when I said pasties. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2255 You're sure it's peach? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2256 Eight hundred calories a slice is the real sin here! 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
2257 Are you sure it's all right to eat an alternative fact? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2258 That smells sinful. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2259 Snake and bake perfection! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2260 I dunno. . . a moment on the lips, an eternity of damnation and torment for us and for everyone who will ever be born. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2261 can it wait until someone invents ice cream? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2262 That better be blueberry. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2263 Eve dear, God isn't fooled by pie dough. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2264 Not tonight. I have a headache. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2265 I know you put a lot of effort into this, but could you just stop saying that it's sinfully delicious? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2266 Is that a Devil's Food Cake? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2267 So now I gotta be evil AND fat-shamed? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2268 I don't know where you found an oven, but it sure is tempting. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2269 How did you even bake ANYTHING? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2270 Then why would God teach me to bake? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2271 Let's dress and go out for dinner instead. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2272 Your alternative facts are confusing me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2273 'But he told you not to heat it' 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2274 Was it sourced locally? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2275 Shouldn't you use your newfound knowledge for something less domestic? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2276 I don't really eat carbs. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2277 You promise this is peach? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2278 He said blueberry was OK...right? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2279 Nah. I'll have an apple instead. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2280 I hope it's blueberry. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2281 Yeah, I think it doesn't count if it's baked. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2282 We're going to blame you one way or another. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2283 So, the fall of man begins with a Mrs. Smith's? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2284 It may still have a bitter after-taste. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2285 Don't tempt me, I'm still trying to lose the other rib. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2286 I really hope that's a mock apple pie. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2287 Just tell me it's peach. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2288 I guess you two are right, putting the forbidden fruit in a pie does give us plausible deniability. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2289 Does it count if it's in a pie? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2290 How can we commit Original Sin without ice cream? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2291 Apple 2.0? That makes sense - the first version had bugs. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2292 Wasn't One Apple Enough? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2293 Is it cheat day? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2294 What the hell is "apple pie"? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2295 Can we get it to go? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2296 Okay, but you'll be sorry during childbirth, whatever that is. 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2297 Is it good-and-evil free? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2298 Thanks, but I'm more in the mood for Thai. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2299 I can smell the original cinnamon! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2300 I think we'd better talk to a lawyer to be sure. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2301 What's a pie? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2302 Well of course it's our anniversary! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2303 From an old family recipe? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2304 Oh no! You baked the apple? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2305 What about motherhood? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2306 Apple? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2307 Well, I guess, if it's in a pie... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2308 I know I should wait until we invent ice cream, but what the heck! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2309 Honey, you shouldn't have. Seriously. You. Should. Not. Have. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2310 Looks great. Did you copyright the Apple name? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2311 What have you done with my original tin?! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2312 It smells divine and it probably tastes sinful! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2313 What? It's your mother's recipe? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2314 This isn't the way the story is supposed to go. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2315 An Apple pie?? I thought you said an apple! Well, this changes EVERYTHING!! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2316 You said it's peach? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2317 Your gramna's recipe? Really? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2318 Does it have real fruit? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2319 Oh, APPLE pie! Excellent selection. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2320 Still, she persisted! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2321 So, you're not going to tell me what is in your 'alternative apple pie?' 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2322 Just like Mom used to make... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2323 Sorry, but it's no day in paradise if I eat gluten. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2324 Wow! Apple pie! What a brilliant recipe for the Fall! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2325 You sure know your way to a man's sinful nature. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2326 Is this an original recipe? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2327 It can't be your mother's recipe. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2328 Adam's apple 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2329 Hmmm, do I smell SIN-amin? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2330 None for me. Sugar is the devil. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2331 Oh god, is today the anniversary? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2332 "Well the big guy didn't say anything about forbidden fruit PIE...". 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2333 I love it when you bake in the nude. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2334 Are you sure this is OK? We don't want this to be blown all out of proportion by you know who. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2335 Knowledge of good, evil, and the perfect, flaky pie crust? That is tempting. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2336 I didn't know you had a mother. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2337 Well, I guess if they came from the tree of alternate knowledge.... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2338 You were naked when you made that? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2339 Does this count? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2340 No, Eve, I said it CAN'T be apple. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2341 Even if it's in a pie, He'll notice! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2342 Depends. Is this the original sin recipe? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2343 Thanks, but I'm watching my weight - I'll just have an apple. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2344 Let me guess, apple pie? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2345 Oh no, I forgot to save room for pie. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2346 Mmmm...Do I smell fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil pie ? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2347 I guess a small piece wouldn't hurt. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2348 American Pie - Bible edition 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2349 Are you sure he said it was for the original tin ? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2350 Apple pie? Yes, I'm sure it IS sinfully delicious. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2351 That better not be apple pie. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2352 It's not so much God's wrath as the trans fat that concerns me. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2353 I hope it's peach. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2354 I still want to have that conversation about gender roles when this is all done. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2355 Well that's original! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2356 When did you invent fire? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2357 How did you bake that? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2358 An original recipe? I guess it would be sinful not to eat it. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2359 I thought we were paleo. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2360 C'mon, stick to His script, Eve. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2361 So you really think God won't know? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2362 We're having neighbours?! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2363 Well, I suppose that might be one way to get around it. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2364 If they're baked, does it still count? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2365 What's the filling? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2366 This could be a tasty loop hole. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2367 we had apples last night. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2368 So, baking makes it okay? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2369 It's made with organic apples--I swear. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2370 Does this mean you're not a virgin? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2371 Mmmm. That smells like an apple pie to die for. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2372 Is it guilt-free? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2373 It's forbidden, but he says its artisanal 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2374 I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2375 Well, okay, but only because my attorney backs me up in believing there's a loophole. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2376 But carbs and sugar are forbidden! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2377 I said Shake-n-Bake not Snake and Bake 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2378 You really think this will fool him? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2379 Too many carbs. Got an apple? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2380 The first attempt at solving pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2381 He said take, not bake! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2382 Not to worry, Eve. Someone told me that two wrongs make a right. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2383 Nietzsche was right: underlying the distinction between good and evil is the distinction between sweet and savory! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2384 Have you seen my fig leaf? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2385 Honey, I was being figurative 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2386 Probably OK, he said an apple not a pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2387 is it homemade or heaven sent? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2388 3.14159? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2389 Ok. I'll try it. Don't have a hissy fit. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2390 I just can't resist apple pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2391 Again? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2392 A strict constructionist might have a problem with this. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2393 Just like my mother would have made...if I had had one. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2394 " What is that wicked smell"? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2395 It doesn't smell like peaches. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2396 Smells too good to be true - perhaps it is fake knowledge. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2397 Eve, are you sure this doesn't count? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2398 Well, if you say it's paleo... 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2399 Motherhood and apple pie? He should have no problem with that. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2400 Well, since you brought the rib(s) the least I could do is bring an apple pie 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2401 I think I remember God saying something about No Carbs. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2402 Mom? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2403 Is apple piety more reverent than normal piety? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2404 Well, technically it's not an apple so I guess it's OK. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2405 You've gone too far. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2406 I didn’t hear Him say anything about forbidden fruit PIE either. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2407 You've got to try this, it's sinfully Delicious 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2408 Please tell me that the apples were not locally sourced. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2409 I'd rather not KNOW what's in it, if you KNOW what I mean. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2410 Not bad for never having touched an apple. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2411 Nice try, Eve, but it's still an apple. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2412 Put my what where? 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2413 Come to think of it, I am dying for a piece! 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2414 Two questions, where did you find the oven and where did you find the ingredients? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2415 I should build a window sill to let it cool. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2416 Oh, the temptation! The temptation! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2417 I was really hoping for cherry. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2418 A pious woman. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2419 Amazing! She even cooks! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2420 I shouldn't, I just started this new Paleo diet. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2421 They do say if life gives you forbidden fruit, make pie, right? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2422 It better not be apple 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2423 But is it organic? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2424 Eve, a pie is not going to change my life. . . This one will, Adam, trust me. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2425 I hope you're not ribbing me. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2426 Apple pie? But I fancied ribs … 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2427 I guess you misunderstood me when I said I'd love to eat your pie. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2428 I don't care how you hide it, it's still forbidden. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2429 Blueberry ? I love blueberry pie ! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2430 I love it, but won't He suspect we picked the apples? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2431 Is this one off the forbidden menu? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2432 Looks delicious, but where did you find the apples? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2433 Heirloom apples? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2434 Uh, are you sure that baking kills all the forbidden in the fruit? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2435 The baking makes the taste good, but doesn't seem to remove the overall evil. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2436 Please tell me it's a blueberry pie 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2437 Did you know this place has an oven? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2438 What's in it? Or shouldn't I ask? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2439 Looks sinfully good! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2440 You must be ribbing me, it can't possibly be just like "mother used to make". 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2441 Fig Leaves Pie? You used our clothes? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2442 From my grandmother? What the hell is a grandmother? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2443 Now you're just trolling him. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2444 Now I really have a craving for ribs... 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2445 My God, that pie smells Originally Sin-tillating. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2446 Made with fruit from the alternative tree of knowledge, you say. Don't see any harm in that. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2447 Mmm that is tasty , BTW did you know that you are naked ? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2448 Maybe we should just stick with pumpkin. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2449 "Eat of the tree..." This is kind of a gray area, isn't it? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2450 I'm afraid to ask you where you got the apples. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2451 Blueberry or cherry? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2452 That better be a cherry pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2453 You've invented loophole pie? What's in it? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2454 That'd better be strawberry rhubarb or so help me Dad... 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2455 You were warned. You were given an explanation. Nevertheless you persist. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2456 Are you sure they're organic? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2457 You really know my weak spots! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2458 It looks so good it's sinful. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2459 I hope that's mock apple pie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2460 And thus, baking was mankind's original sin 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2461 Well, aren't we fancy! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2462 So original sin is really baked in? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2463 So... You did what with the apple? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2464 I'm thinking fruit pie won't have the Forbidden ring to it that Genesis needs. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2465 Ooo -- homemade? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2466 We're being thrown out of paradise anyway 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2467 I'm afraid He'll know they're in there. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2468 That's not the kind of pie I had in mind. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2469 Perhaps a raw apple would be more epic. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2470 Do you think a pecan pie constitutes a loophole? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2471 And on the sixth day, God created gluten allergies. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2472 This complicates things. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2473 Well done Eve. Now invent ice cream. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2474 When life gives you apples, make pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2475 McIntosh or Granny Smith? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2476 I don't think you're going to fool him with this stunt. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2477 That's going to throw a monkey wrench in the Bible 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2478 What's a Bake Sale? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2479 I better not. I'm allergic to fig leaves. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2480 "Sweetie, the aroma is so sinfully enticing. ' 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2481 That looks heavenly. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2482 He's right, technically, we're aren't eating an apple. Should be okay. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2483 Got milk? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2484 Are you sure it's just an alternative apple? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2485 Just a whiff of that makes me realize we're naked...and you have smallish breasts. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2486 My. That does smell sinfully delicious! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2487 I told Jim and Glenda that we were bringing the wine. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2488 Huh? Your mother's recipe? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2489 Strawberry-rhubarb? Are you sure? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2490 That looks great, Eve darling, but didn't the ribs fill you up? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2491 You're sure there are no apples in there? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2492 I dunno, He was pretty clear about that 'no gluten' thing. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2493 So you're saying, an apple in pie does not defy? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2494 So I eat your pie and then put a bun in the oven? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2495 Look babe, I love your pies, but I'm just not so sure about this one 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2496 The snake says that it's okay as long as it's cooked. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2497 I hope that's mock apple 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2498 I have a feeling we should stick with cherry. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2499 How did you figure out how to do that? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2500 "Should be ok. The snake says it's called "Alternative facts". 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2501 Um, ok, but is it gluten-free? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2502 I suppose a small slice won't hurt. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2503 I don't think that the packaging will fool him! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2504 Snacking doesn't have to be a sin. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2505 How can I remember our birthday if we don't have one? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2506 It's tempting but is it gluten free? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2507 Shouldn't we dress for dinner? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2508 Oh for Heaven's sake, let's get one thing straight, I'm not! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2509 I don't know. The new neighbors brought it over. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2510 'Forbidden fruit pie? and its local? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2511 I had the strangest dream. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2512 Ah Eve, you shouldn't have. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2513 My nutritionist says to avoid forbidden fruit. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2514 Where did you find an oven? Oh wait…is that an APPLE pie? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2515 Decisions, decisions. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2516 What in hell does, "My Grandma's recipe. ", mean? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2517 Peach cobbler ruins the story. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2518 Your mom's recipe? What's a mom? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2519 Not another forbidden fruit pie again! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2520 Looks pretty sinful to me! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2521 You're really selling this apple thing. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2522 So you are trying to tell me that we could have had pie this whole TIME! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2523 The pie is hissing. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2524 But babe, sugar is the root of all evil. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2525 OMG, Eve! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2526 God said that if we eat this not only will we have to leave the garden but we will have to workout 2x a day for the rest of our lives. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2527 I don't think it matters if the fruit is in a pie, but if you have vanilla ice cream I don't care. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2528 Hell's Kitchen: Day One 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2529 Huh. I heard, 'Apple means goodbye Eden" not "Apple means good pie-eating. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2530 It's a tempting trade, Eve, but I don't have any spare ribs. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2531 Planned Parenthood bake sale. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2532 Well OK, but I still say it's a violation of the rules. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2533 No, I'm not afraid to disobey Him, it's the gluten. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2534 Oh no....Which tree?? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2535 "Gee honey I don't know, I'm still pretty full from your rib thing last week". 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2536 If it's apple pie is it still forbidden? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2537 Just adding value to the proposition. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2538 I love you Eve, but do you know how much rents are outside? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2539 Farewell to Eden....Hellooo Miss American Pie! 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2540 You know, it's the craziest thing, but I feel like you're going to hit me in the face with that. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2541 What's ya mean, like mother used to make? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2542 I see how you got around it but it might anger Him even more. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2543 Damn! I completely forgot the ice cream. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2544 Maybe you're right. The apple ban didn't exactly say anything about pie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2545 The snake says it's better than Viagra! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2546 It's tempting, it's sinful, it's decadent--but is it organic? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2547 Oh what the heck... how bad can it be? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2548 It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2549 You know that I'm on the Paleo Diet, right? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2550 So you're saying if it's baked we can have our apples and eat them too? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2551 You're right; He didn't say a word about apple pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2552 What, no ice cream? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2553 My mother's apple pie recipe? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2554 It's not apple is it? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2555 I thought we were having ribs tonight. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2556 We’ll call it America First American apple pie, and then we can stay in Paradise. SO NICE. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2557 On the seventh day he created 'Cheat Day'. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2558 Well, hello, Martha Stewart! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2559 Better than Rhubarb; who told you that? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2560 Really, Kale pie? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2561 You say, apple pie is OK, but apples are not 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2562 This is not just-another-day-in-paradise, is it? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2563 Really? Your mother's recipe ?? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2564 Technically, it's still fruit. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2565 Yum. An Apple 3.14159 1.2198 0.06212 91 79 4 8
2566 Good and evil pie? You shouldn't have. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2567 Try it, it's positively sinful. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2568 I know we can't eat the fruit... but they didn't say anything about pie! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2569 I ordered more ribs. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2570 I can smell the sin o'men 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2571 Eve, you are leading me to temptation again. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2572 I guess I'll never know until I've tried it. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2573 Now, it's a metaphor. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2574 Wow. Humanity's first half-baked idea. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2575 You've upped your game. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2576 The Lord will certainly punish us for eating the fruit of... Oh My God, I love pie! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2577 Why did god make carbs so tempting? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2578 Did you make that? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2579 Paradise lost, Geometry found 3.14159... 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2580 You wouldn't deceiveth me, would you Eve? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2581 How did you learn to make apple pie? Oh, yeah, the Tree of Knowledge! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2582 Any chance of getting a scoop of vanilla? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2583 My mother was right about you. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2584 I knew you had a mother. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2585 I'm telling dad. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2586 The apples are organic and the crust is gluten-free, so what could possibly go wrong? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2587 Oh, sweetie, you shouldn't have! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2588 When jeopardizing all of humankind is the best way to get out of your relationship 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2589 So, uhh, that looks a lot more tempting. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2590 I thought we were having ribs? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2591 Don't take this the wrong way. That pie smells great, but, where are your nipples? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2592 I'm so stoned and I don't have a fork. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2593 Forbidden Fruit Pie? Sounds tempting! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2594 Great idea, this should take care of that apple problem. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2595 Just like Grandma used to -- oh wait, I don't have one. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2596 So, you're sure He said that it was OK as long as they were cooked, right? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2597 Forbidden fruit pie, you shouldn't have! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2598 I would like to try the cheesecake instead. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2599 And you bake? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2600 Well he didn't say anything about baking them... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2601 I don't know. You say it's free of original sin, but what about trans fats? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2602 It's covered up, but it's still tempting. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2603 Bye bye Mesoamerican pie... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2604 Why E, how nice! Whatever has gotten into you? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2605 And you're CERTAIN apple pie doesn't count? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2606 No! No! Carbs are forbidden! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2607 That's easy for you to say snake, you haven't tried her baking. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2608 Did you make it from scratch? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2609 I'm hoping blueberry. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2610 So you're saying it's okay to eat from the Pie of Knowledge? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2611 Smells just like my mom's! Umm, wait a minute.. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2612 What's a housewarming? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2613 Is that from Scratch? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2614 Wow! 3.14... times better than an apple! 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2615 No, the forbidden fruit I get, but CORN SYRUP? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2616 He didn't say anything about not eating the pie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2617 Aww, c'mon Eve -- not another forbidden fruit pie! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2618 Is it too late to order pumpkin? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2619 Smells heavenly 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2620 Oh, all right. If it's a peach cobbler... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2621 I know what he said, but I'm not sure if cooking really takes out all of the forbidden. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2622 It's a good disguise but I think it'll have the same effect. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2623 Thanks, but I'm still full from that apple. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2624 Think He'd like a slice? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2625 On the tenth day the Lord created Sarah and Lee 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2626 You don't want to know. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2627 So the serpent said if the forbidden fruit were cooked in a pie, it is technically OK? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2628 Fig pie? I asked for a fig leaf! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2629 Ok, then who invented the oven? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2630 Adam, first foodie: "Are you sure the apples are locally sourced?" 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2631 You can't hide the apple in the pie. He'll know. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2632 Well, I guess we couldn't get any more naked or shamed. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2633 I don't think I can eat an anachronism. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2634 If that's from 'all-natural ingredients,' we're in trouble. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2635 Well, he didn't say anything about apple pie! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2636 uh, 3.14159... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2637 You didn't put raisins in it, did you? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2638 Let's taste one of the apples first. You never know. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2639 A little known fact - the oven was invented before clothing. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2640 Technically it is a pie now and not an apple. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2641 I hope it's blueberry. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2642 Uh thanks, but apple? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2643 I feel like someone is watching us. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2644 If you had vanilla ice cream, I'd agree with the serpent. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2645 It's tempting but something tells me I should take a pass. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2646 There may be an aftertaste. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2647 Another Sinterest recipe? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2648 And it was good. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2649 Baking it isn't going to help. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2650 Oh, hell....I give up. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2651 Your first clue something was wrong should have been when the snake said it was a recipe for a pie like grandma used to make. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2652 He's okay with the apples, but said the soggy crust is unforgivable. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2653 I see what you did there. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2654 I sense that you two are cooking something up against me. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2655 No thanks. I’m on the paleo diet. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2656 He's asking whether you tasted any of those apples before you baked them! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2657 That looks totally sinful. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2658 I don't suppose that's a cherry pie? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2659 No matter how you sugar coat it, this will not end well 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2660 Just a quick nosh … what could it hurt? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2661 Wait, where did you get the knowledge to bake? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2662 Goddamn that looks good. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2663 What's rhubarb? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2664 Another half-baked alternative fact? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2665 Um, I just got a call. We're moving. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2666 ...but I asked God to make me a tart? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2667 Personally, I would have gone with a lattice crust. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2668 How did you figure out how to make it? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2669 Your pie looks delicious as sin!! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2670 Since they were on the ground .... I think they will be OK. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2671 it doesn't count if it's baked. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2672 You said the apples are locally sourced? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2673 Bake. Snake. I feel a song comin' on. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2674 This is for the ribs. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2675 Original Tin 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2676 No thanks, Eve. I'm paleo. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2677 Are you sure there are no apples in the pie? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2678 We'll have to wrap it to go. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2679 Mom? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2680 Since it's apple, I suppose just a piece. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2681 I mean, I guess it's vegan, so it's gotta be okay... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2682 He was really mad this time. I think it's going to take more than just a pie. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2683 Apple again Eve? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2684 For God's sake, tell me that's rhubarb. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2685 Oh wait, does that have gluten? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2686 I love how you make knowledge so irresistible... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2687 Baked into a cobbler? Will this paradise ever end? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2688 Whoa…bad timing…I just started the Garden of Eden Beach Diet. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2689 Please tell me that's strawberry-rhubarb. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2690 That's awfully nice, but just an apple would have been enough. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2691 Who's recipe did you use? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2692 God says we have eat our broccoli first. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2693 So good it's sinful. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2694 And you swear it's gluten-free? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2695 I thought pie are square. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2696 Don't tempt me - I'm on the Paleo Diet. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2697 I must say Eve, your baked goods are very tempting. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2698 Please tell me it's not apple. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2699 Let's do it again before He responds. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2700 Pumpkin? Pecan? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2701 Dammit, where are Ben and Jerry when you need them?! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2702 Kinda hoping that's not apple 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2703 If you're going to mess up humanity forever, it might as well be apple PIE. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2704 Did that snake just spit on my head? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2705 I'm not sure cooking the apples makes it any better 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2706 Let me get this straight, you've found an alternative fact for avoiding eternal sin? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2707 Actually I wanted a pizza pie. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2708 It sure smells like apple to me? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2709 If I eat only the crust, will we still get kicked out of the garden? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2710 Wish I could, but I'm on the Paleo. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2711 You couldn't have used my mother's recipe. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2712 I have this sudden, overwhelming desire to call you "Mom". 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2713 I forget. Was it cherries or apples we are forbidden to eat? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2714 Bye bye Mesoamerican pie... 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2715 Please be blueberry. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2716 But it's still apple! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2717 Uhh... not sure covering the apples is gonna fool him. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2718 Babe, I thought we agreed on this paleo diet thing. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2719 Something is telling me it's apple... 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2720 Where'd you get the peaches? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2721 I can't. My snake has me on a paleo diet. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2722 But are you absolutely certain they're organic? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2723 Is it gluten-free? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2724 Well it really smells great, but I'm doing this paleo thing right now... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2725 Oh wow, an Eve ORIGINAL CINammon apple pie! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2726 And Mankind was spared a fall because Adam and Eve were totally off gluten that week. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2727 For God's sake, I asked for an angel food cake! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2728 Tempting but I'm doing a gluten-free thing now. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2729 You say it's an old family recipe. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2730 I would be more tempted with a scoop of ice cream on the side. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2731 Is it still a sin if its baked? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2732 So that's what you did with my apple! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2733 As long as it's American, it must be OK. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2734 Please tell me its a cheery pie 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2735 So you don't think it counts if the apples have been cooked? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2736 I thought we were having ribs? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2737 Still Life of Pie 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2738 Is it apple? Cuz... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2739 First it was apple sauce, then apple strudel. When will you give up? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2740 Tempting, but I'm on the paleo diet, babe. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2741 I only eat Paleo. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2742 I think we're gonna need a to-go box. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2743 Apple pie? How tempting! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2744 Are you sure it's okay to eat dessert first? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2745 So you're saying it's not apples. It's an alternative fact called a pie? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2746 Please tell me that's pumpkin pie? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2747 But only if the apples are organic. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2748 God, I hope that's blueberry 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2749 Dear God, please let it be anything but apple pie. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2750 What do you mean by alternative apple? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2751 I've met someone else. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2752 I didn't know there was more than one apple. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2753 Tempting, but I'm full. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2754 Well . . . if the snake said, "That's how you make peach cobbler," I guess we're OK. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2755 It's not the fruit I'm worried about. It's the gluten. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2756 I guess I could be tempted with a slice. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2757 Trust me. It's gluten-free. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2758 Though the pie flew in the face of God, Adam ate, believing that Eve would be less forgiving. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2759 Lemme guess. Apple? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2760 Please tell me that it's blueberry! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2761 Please -- tell me you didn't cook the goose. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2762 Is there ice cream? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2763 That's mighty tempting. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2764 If only the path to a man's heart was through his stomach. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2765 Really? It's not a sin, if the crust is thin? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2766 Hope this knowledge isn't half-baked! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2767 I am just asking who you got the recipie from? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2768 Now that's very tempting, indeed. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2769 Well, I guess apple PIE is ok... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2770 Hot tart? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2771 What? Your Mother's favorite recipe? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2772 Oh, please tell me that's a cherry pie... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2773 It's tempting. But lets have sex first. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2774 I really shouldn't eat that without pants. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2775 Did you get that recipe from the Tree of Knowledge? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2776 When there are more people we can open a pie shop. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2777 I was hoping for ribs 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2778 Well, he didn't say anything about eating apple pie. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2779 So you're sure that baking it in the pie is okay? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2780 Four and twenty BLACKBIRDS??? I ordered Apple! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2781 You invited WHO to dinner?! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2782 No -- we're ok. It's gluten free. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2783 And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Just grab it. 1.2111 0.06016 90 78 5 7
2784 Would you like a piece? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2785 Is this from the tree of knowledge? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2786 God said nothing about forbidden fruit pie... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2787 We better make that order To Go. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2788 where did you ever learn how to make an apple pie? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2789 Honey, you know what God said about gluten! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2790 Wow, it doesn't look like an apple anymore! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2791 I think he said touching the apple would make Allah mad, not à la mode. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2792 Wow! You learned how to bake and all you did was taste an apple? Sure I'll try one. What do I have to lose? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2793 She told us not to use Her pie plate! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2794 after we have the pie, i feel like going shopping for pants. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2795 Rubarb, I hope. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2796 Devil's Food pie? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2797 I sure hope it's blueberry. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2798 God says "no," yet you persist. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2799 The Garden of Eatin' 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2800 You say cherry but it smells an awful lot like apple. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2801 Well it certainly smells tempting 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2802 "So. do you think this is safer than right off the tree? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2803 Well sure, I love apple pie Eve. But if God doesn't buy the talking snake story, it's all going to be your fault. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2804 Well, He never said we couldn't bake with the apples... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2805 Pumpkin? . . .Cherry? . . .Blueberry? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2806 And He said it's alright as long as we save Him a piece? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2807 My secret ingredient is original cinnamon. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2808 I'd try the apple, but the gluten is a problem for me. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2809 Wow, nude pizza delivery, I am in Heaven. 1.2111 0.06016 90 78 5 7
2810 Okay, but I don't think He's going to let us get away with it. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2811 You're sure this way it's guilt- and gluten-free? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2812 Smell soo good its sinful 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2813 No thank you, I'm paleo. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2814 Are there peanuts in it? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2815 I think you are going to regret this someday. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2816 Was it "You shall surely die" or "You shall surely diet"? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2817 Can't we just skip the dessert? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2818 Of course it's for you. Who else is there? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2819 Wait. I don't think He said it was "for baking" fruit. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2820 It's tempting, but I think I'll pass. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2821 Really--mock apple pie? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2822 Did you use original cinnamon? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2823