Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Well, I'll be damned... |
1.8041 |
0.03565 |
541 |
249 |
149 |
143 |
1 |
I'll be damned. |
1.8015 |
0.03600 |
534 |
248 |
144 |
142 |
2 |
I'll be damned. |
1.7664 |
0.03824 |
458 |
219 |
127 |
112 |
3 |
Well, I'll be damned... |
1.7422 |
0.04161 |
415 |
216 |
90 |
109 |
4 |
You're naked AND you bake? |
1.7249 |
0.04131 |
389 |
197 |
102 |
90 |
5 |
We have an oven ??? |
1.6677 |
0.04609 |
313 |
173 |
71 |
69 |
6 |
Phew... when you said you had something in the oven, I thought you meant something else. |
1.6614 |
0.04972 |
254 |
137 |
66 |
51 |
7 |
'When you said you had one in the oven that's not what I thought you meant." |
1.6568 |
0.04364 |
303 |
157 |
93 |
53 |
8 |
How about them apples? |
1.6508 |
0.04838 |
295 |
171 |
56 |
68 |
9 |
Wait -- what going away party? |
1.6460 |
0.04727 |
291 |
164 |
66 |
61 |
10 |
I see you've found a loophole. |
1.6344 |
0.04552 |
279 |
150 |
81 |
48 |
11 |
Mom's apple pie? What's a Mom? |
1.6245 |
0.04785 |
269 |
152 |
66 |
51 |
12 |
God knows I shouldn't. |
1.6231 |
0.04772 |
268 |
151 |
67 |
50 |
13 |
You mean I can have my pie and Eden too? |
1.6231 |
0.04830 |
268 |
153 |
63 |
52 |
14 |
I think you've just invented the loophole. |
1.6217 |
0.04699 |
267 |
148 |
72 |
47 |
15 |
What family recipe? |
1.6174 |
0.04865 |
264 |
152 |
61 |
51 |
16 |
Then again, it'd also be a sin to waste it. |
1.6109 |
0.04565 |
257 |
138 |
81 |
38 |
17 |
What do you mean 'to die for'? |
1.6109 |
0.04855 |
257 |
147 |
63 |
47 |
18 |
Mom's apple pie? Who's mom? |
1.6000 |
0.04843 |
250 |
143 |
64 |
43 |
19 |
God knows I really shouldn't. |
1.5984 |
0.04690 |
249 |
138 |
73 |
38 |
20 |
Wait, we have an oven? |
1.5984 |
0.04793 |
249 |
141 |
67 |
41 |
21 |
What's the worst that could happen? |
1.5976 |
0.04908 |
246 |
142 |
61 |
43 |
22 |
Apple? Well I'll be damned! |
1.5847 |
0.04976 |
236 |
138 |
58 |
40 |
23 |
Sure, I'll try it. What's the worst that could happen? |
1.5830 |
0.04770 |
235 |
132 |
69 |
34 |
24 |
How much sin would some ice cream add? |
1.5830 |
0.05030 |
235 |
139 |
55 |
41 |
25 |
I guess after this we'll start dressing for dinner. |
1.5708 |
0.05273 |
226 |
140 |
43 |
43 |
26 |
Ooh, that looks sinful. |
1.5701 |
0.04878 |
214 |
120 |
66 |
28 |
27 |
Could be a recipe for disaster... |
1.5664 |
0.05047 |
226 |
135 |
54 |
37 |
28 |
An apple pie, well I'll be damned. |
1.5664 |
0.05312 |
226 |
142 |
40 |
44 |
29 |
Ok I'll try it. What's the worst that can happen? |
1.5611 |
0.05139 |
221 |
134 |
50 |
37 |
30 |
We have a kitchen? |
1.5596 |
0.05277 |
218 |
135 |
44 |
39 |
31 |
This pie for another rib. |
1.5591 |
0.05119 |
220 |
133 |
51 |
36 |
32 |
It smells delicious, but there'll be hell to pay later. |
1.5591 |
0.04869 |
220 |
127 |
63 |
30 |
33 |
Apple pie? Well I'll be damned! |
1.5576 |
0.05337 |
217 |
136 |
41 |
40 |
34 |
God knows I shouldn't. |
1.5556 |
0.05153 |
216 |
131 |
50 |
35 |
35 |
I think I may have found a loophole. |
1.5556 |
0.05111 |
216 |
130 |
52 |
34 |
36 |
An apple pie, well I'll be damned. |
1.5493 |
0.05381 |
213 |
135 |
39 |
39 |
37 |
Well, how 'bout them apples. |
1.5476 |
0.05359 |
210 |
132 |
41 |
37 |
38 |
That's some loophole. |
1.5476 |
0.05316 |
210 |
131 |
43 |
36 |
39 |
Oooo. Mom's apple pie! ... Wait..Who's Mom? |
1.5472 |
0.05525 |
212 |
138 |
32 |
42 |
40 |
What do you mean, you think you found a loophole? |
1.5455 |
0.05117 |
209 |
126 |
52 |
31 |
41 |
What's the worst that could happen? |
1.5366 |
0.04865 |
205 |
119 |
62 |
24 |
42 |
Apple pie? I'll be damned! |
1.5366 |
0.05151 |
205 |
125 |
50 |
30 |
43 |
Pie and a naked woman, I must have died and gone to Heaven. |
1.5347 |
0.05211 |
202 |
124 |
48 |
30 |
44 |
It'd be a sin to waste it. |
1.5347 |
0.05067 |
202 |
121 |
54 |
27 |
45 |
What if we just ate the crust? |
1.5343 |
0.05030 |
204 |
122 |
55 |
27 |
46 |
Like WHOSE mother used to make? |
1.5323 |
0.05279 |
201 |
125 |
45 |
31 |
47 |
What do you mean by "It may contain traces of the forbidden fruit"? |
1.5317 |
0.04867 |
205 |
120 |
61 |
24 |
48 |
Eve invents the loophole. |
1.5300 |
0.05394 |
200 |
127 |
40 |
33 |
49 |
I'm not sure that's a valid loophole. |
1.5274 |
0.04990 |
201 |
120 |
56 |
25 |
50 |
It's better than sex? What's sex? |
1.5274 |
0.05040 |
201 |
121 |
54 |
26 |
51 |
God has desserted us? |
1.5228 |
0.05268 |
197 |
123 |
45 |
29 |
52 |
Mom's apple pie? What's a Mom? |
1.5206 |
0.05479 |
194 |
125 |
37 |
32 |
53 |
It would also be a sin not to eat it |
1.5206 |
0.05022 |
194 |
116 |
55 |
23 |
54 |
I'm tempted. |
1.5181 |
0.05095 |
193 |
117 |
52 |
24 |
55 |
Oh great. Original sin AND carbs! |
1.5181 |
0.05502 |
193 |
125 |
36 |
32 |
56 |
Might as well make that to go |
1.5181 |
0.05551 |
193 |
126 |
34 |
33 |
57 |
You're right...its a sin NOT to eat it. |
1.5105 |
0.05210 |
190 |
118 |
47 |
25 |
58 |
Is that the original tin? |
1.5105 |
0.05522 |
190 |
124 |
35 |
31 |
59 |
You sure this is a loophole? |
1.5104 |
0.05575 |
192 |
127 |
32 |
33 |
60 |
Seems like a perfectly legal loophole to me. |
1.5104 |
0.05273 |
192 |
121 |
44 |
27 |
61 |
Eve creates the first recipe for disaster. |
1.5079 |
0.05442 |
189 |
122 |
38 |
29 |
62 |
Wait a minute, we have an oven? |
1.5054 |
0.05296 |
186 |
117 |
44 |
25 |
63 |
Wait...we've had an oven this whole time? |
1.5054 |
0.05404 |
186 |
119 |
40 |
27 |
64 |
I smell a loophole |
1.5054 |
0.05128 |
186 |
114 |
50 |
22 |
65 |
Wow! You baked a loophole! |
1.5054 |
0.05615 |
186 |
123 |
32 |
31 |
66 |
I really shouldn't---but what the hell. |
1.5000 |
0.05591 |
178 |
116 |
35 |
27 |
67 |
I smell trouble. |
1.4972 |
0.05292 |
181 |
114 |
44 |
23 |
68 |
You think you found a loophole? |
1.4972 |
0.05407 |
181 |
116 |
40 |
25 |
69 |
A knife? I don't even have pants. |
1.4972 |
0.05350 |
181 |
115 |
42 |
24 |
70 |
I don't think that's going to fool him... |
1.4972 |
0.05175 |
181 |
112 |
48 |
21 |
71 |
It's forbidden fruit no matter how you slice it, Eve. |
1.4944 |
0.05136 |
180 |
111 |
49 |
20 |
72 |
Whew! When you said you had one in the oven I thought... |
1.4917 |
0.05292 |
181 |
115 |
43 |
23 |
73 |
What do you mean 'just like mom used to make?' |
1.4917 |
0.05350 |
181 |
116 |
41 |
24 |
74 |
What's a loophole? |
1.4917 |
0.05234 |
181 |
114 |
45 |
22 |
75 |
Oh no, the temptation of crust. |
1.4916 |
0.05510 |
179 |
117 |
36 |
26 |
76 |
Eve, it's the "to die for" part that worries me. |
1.4888 |
0.05178 |
178 |
111 |
47 |
20 |
77 |
I don't know, Eve... I think it still counts. |
1.4888 |
0.04730 |
178 |
104 |
61 |
13 |
78 |
That's tempting. |
1.4888 |
0.05054 |
178 |
109 |
51 |
18 |
79 |
A moment on the lips, a lifetime in the mortal abyss. |
1.4859 |
0.05441 |
177 |
115 |
38 |
24 |
80 |
You baked me a delicious loophole? |
1.4830 |
0.05581 |
176 |
117 |
33 |
26 |
81 |
That's original. |
1.4830 |
0.05464 |
176 |
115 |
37 |
24 |
82 |
Mmm, apple pie!? Damned if I do, damned if I don't. |
1.4830 |
0.05283 |
176 |
112 |
43 |
21 |
83 |
And on the eighth day, man expected dinner. |
1.4828 |
0.05690 |
174 |
117 |
30 |
27 |
84 |
What do you mean it's your mother's recipe? |
1.4828 |
0.05631 |
174 |
116 |
32 |
26 |
85 |
Wait, we have an oven? |
1.4828 |
0.05390 |
174 |
112 |
40 |
22 |
86 |
Let's see now... Live together in paradise forever OR condemn humanity to unimaginable suffering. Hmmm... Is that a hand made crust? |
1.4828 |
0.05512 |
174 |
114 |
36 |
24 |
87 |
How could it be your mother's recipe? |
1.4828 |
0.05451 |
174 |
113 |
38 |
23 |
88 |
I think I found a loophole. |
1.4828 |
0.05390 |
174 |
112 |
40 |
22 |
89 |
I hope I don't regret this tomorrow. |
1.4828 |
0.05202 |
174 |
109 |
46 |
19 |
90 |
Sure. What's the worst could happen? |
1.4828 |
0.05006 |
174 |
106 |
52 |
16 |
91 |
What do you mean, "This pie is to die for?" |
1.4828 |
0.05390 |
174 |
112 |
40 |
22 |
92 |
"This is exactly why we'll need lawyers in the very near future". |
1.4798 |
0.05350 |
173 |
111 |
41 |
21 |
93 |
What do you mean it's "to die for"? |
1.4798 |
0.05350 |
173 |
111 |
41 |
21 |
94 |
Whew! That's not the "one in the oven" I thought you meant. |
1.4798 |
0.05475 |
173 |
113 |
37 |
23 |
95 |
Your desserts are going to be my downfall. |
1.4798 |
0.05158 |
173 |
108 |
47 |
18 |
96 |
To be clear, when you say 'it's to die for'...? |
1.4798 |
0.05413 |
173 |
112 |
39 |
22 |
97 |
Come on, Eve, I wasn't born yesterday. |
1.4740 |
0.04958 |
173 |
106 |
52 |
15 |
98 |
This could be our ticket out of here. |
1.4737 |
0.05584 |
171 |
114 |
33 |
24 |
99 |
Maybe we should get that to go. |
1.4737 |
0.05396 |
171 |
111 |
39 |
21 |
100 |
You have an oven? |
1.4737 |
0.05645 |
171 |
115 |
31 |
25 |
101 |
You had to make it even more tempting, didn't you? |
1.4702 |
0.05467 |
168 |
110 |
37 |
21 |
102 |
I guess it would also be a sin to let it get cold. |
1.4702 |
0.05061 |
168 |
104 |
49 |
15 |
103 |
I'm confused. How can this be your mother's recipe? |
1.4702 |
0.05268 |
168 |
107 |
43 |
18 |
104 |
Let's hope we've got him on a technicality. |
1.4671 |
0.05357 |
167 |
108 |
40 |
19 |
105 |
I'm tempted. |
1.4671 |
0.05424 |
167 |
109 |
38 |
20 |
106 |
I didn't even know that we had an oven. |
1.4639 |
0.05645 |
166 |
112 |
31 |
23 |
107 |
When you said 'something in oven,' I thought you meant . . . . |
1.4639 |
0.05773 |
166 |
114 |
27 |
25 |
108 |
No -- I mean you REALLY shouldn't have. |
1.4639 |
0.05243 |
166 |
106 |
43 |
17 |
109 |
It's to die for! |
1.4606 |
0.05264 |
165 |
106 |
42 |
17 |
110 |
We're in big trouble--any way you slice it. |
1.4606 |
0.05538 |
165 |
110 |
34 |
21 |
111 |
Now we need clothes AND oven mitts. |
1.4606 |
0.05471 |
165 |
109 |
36 |
20 |
112 |
On the day after this, God created oven mitts. |
1.4573 |
0.05760 |
164 |
113 |
27 |
24 |
113 |
It's just like who's? What's a 'mom'? |
1.4573 |
0.06015 |
164 |
117 |
19 |
28 |
114 |
Why do women make things so complicated? |
1.4573 |
0.05695 |
164 |
112 |
29 |
23 |
115 |
I don't know, it sorta sounds like a recipe for disaster. |
1.4573 |
0.05357 |
164 |
107 |
39 |
18 |
116 |
Wait, has fire been discovered yet? |
1.4573 |
0.05629 |
164 |
111 |
31 |
22 |
117 |
It would be a sin not to try it. |
1.4573 |
0.05426 |
164 |
108 |
37 |
19 |
118 |
So the deal is I can either eat this, or I can continue to have you walk around naked? |
1.4573 |
0.05562 |
164 |
110 |
33 |
21 |
119 |
It's mom's apple pie? What's a mom? |
1.4568 |
0.05545 |
162 |
108 |
34 |
20 |
120 |
Sure. What could go wrong? |
1.4568 |
0.05476 |
162 |
107 |
36 |
19 |
121 |
You found a loophole? |
1.4568 |
0.05682 |
162 |
110 |
30 |
22 |
122 |
Yikes ... When you said you had one in the oven ... |
1.4568 |
0.05405 |
162 |
106 |
38 |
18 |
123 |
Wow, that's to die for! |
1.4568 |
0.05545 |
162 |
108 |
34 |
20 |
124 |
Where did you find an oven? |
1.4540 |
0.05720 |
163 |
112 |
28 |
23 |
125 |
Well, he didn't say I couldn't have pie..... |
1.4534 |
0.05283 |
161 |
104 |
41 |
16 |
126 |
Mom's apple pie? You don't have a Mom. |
1.4534 |
0.05707 |
161 |
110 |
29 |
22 |
127 |
Sure, what's the worst that could happen? |
1.4465 |
0.05252 |
159 |
103 |
41 |
15 |
128 |
I think you've found a recipe for disaster! |
1.4465 |
0.05401 |
159 |
105 |
37 |
17 |
129 |
No thanks, I want to look good naked. |
1.4465 |
0.05475 |
159 |
106 |
35 |
18 |
130 |
Apple? Well I'll be damned! |
1.4459 |
0.05452 |
157 |
104 |
36 |
17 |
131 |
You don't give up, do you? |
1.4459 |
0.05672 |
157 |
107 |
30 |
20 |
132 |
We've invented fire? |
1.4459 |
0.05452 |
157 |
104 |
36 |
17 |
133 |
I suspect we'll need it to-go. |
1.4459 |
0.05884 |
157 |
110 |
24 |
23 |
134 |
Oh, so that's what you meant by 'loophole.' |
1.4459 |
0.05672 |
157 |
107 |
30 |
20 |
135 |
Let me get this straight - if I eat this pie, I get to see that you're naked? |
1.4459 |
0.05672 |
157 |
107 |
30 |
20 |
136 |
Ah - what the hell. |
1.4459 |
0.05743 |
157 |
108 |
28 |
21 |
137 |
I'm thinking we can get by on a technicality. |
1.4430 |
0.05197 |
158 |
102 |
42 |
14 |
138 |
What do you mean 'just like mom used to make?' |
1.4430 |
0.05571 |
158 |
107 |
32 |
19 |
139 |
God forbid! |
1.4430 |
0.05424 |
158 |
105 |
36 |
17 |
140 |
Sinfully delicious, I suppose. |
1.4423 |
0.05550 |
156 |
105 |
33 |
18 |
141 |
Pretty sure this is still going to count. |
1.4423 |
0.05322 |
156 |
102 |
39 |
15 |
142 |
When were you going to tell me about the oven? |
1.4423 |
0.05624 |
156 |
106 |
31 |
19 |
143 |
OK, now I'm tempted |
1.4423 |
0.05624 |
156 |
106 |
31 |
19 |
144 |
What's a loophole? |
1.4423 |
0.05550 |
156 |
105 |
33 |
18 |
145 |
When you said "I have one in the oven" I was thinking of something else. |
1.4423 |
0.05624 |
156 |
106 |
31 |
19 |
146 |
Your mom's recipe? Wait, what's a mom? |
1.4423 |
0.05697 |
156 |
107 |
29 |
20 |
147 |
No, really, you shouldn't have. |
1.4359 |
0.05620 |
156 |
107 |
30 |
19 |
148 |
That looks tempting. |
1.4351 |
0.05445 |
154 |
103 |
35 |
16 |
149 |
May contain traces of nuts and forbidden fruit |
1.4351 |
0.05206 |
154 |
100 |
41 |
13 |
150 |
I think it's a recipe for disaster. |
1.4351 |
0.05366 |
154 |
102 |
37 |
15 |
151 |
What do you mean "mom's apple pie" |
1.4351 |
0.05821 |
154 |
108 |
25 |
21 |
152 |
What do you mean " sinfully delicious"? |
1.4351 |
0.05287 |
154 |
101 |
39 |
14 |
153 |
When did you get an oven? |
1.4351 |
0.05748 |
154 |
107 |
27 |
20 |
154 |
I think I found a loophole. |
1.4351 |
0.05748 |
154 |
107 |
27 |
20 |
155 |
Pie, why not! What could go possibly go wrong? |
1.4351 |
0.05522 |
154 |
104 |
33 |
17 |
156 |
Is this to make up for the rib? |
1.4342 |
0.05575 |
152 |
103 |
32 |
17 |
157 |
What part of forbidden didn't you understand? |
1.4342 |
0.05253 |
152 |
99 |
40 |
13 |
158 |
That looks sinful. |
1.4342 |
0.05336 |
152 |
100 |
38 |
14 |
159 |
Eh... a moment on your lips, eternity on your hips. |
1.4342 |
0.05729 |
152 |
105 |
28 |
19 |
160 |
Oh God ... I'm going to pay for this later! |
1.4342 |
0.05497 |
152 |
102 |
34 |
16 |
161 |
If we're going to commit original sin, we might as well add vanilla ice cream. |
1.4342 |
0.05575 |
152 |
103 |
32 |
17 |
162 |
The Origin of the Legal Loophole |
1.4342 |
0.05729 |
152 |
105 |
28 |
19 |
163 |
Don't tempt me. |
1.4342 |
0.05336 |
152 |
100 |
38 |
14 |
164 |
Are the apples local? |
1.4342 |
0.05497 |
152 |
102 |
34 |
16 |
165 |
We may have to eat this on the road. |
1.4342 |
0.05729 |
152 |
105 |
28 |
19 |
166 |
Well, that looks positively sinful! |
1.4314 |
0.05389 |
153 |
102 |
36 |
15 |
167 |
Eve, I hope you baked the hell out of it. |
1.4314 |
0.05308 |
153 |
101 |
38 |
14 |
168 |
This could be a recipe for disaster! |
1.4314 |
0.05546 |
153 |
104 |
32 |
17 |
169 |
So the fruit is from the tree of alternative knowledge? |
1.4305 |
0.05755 |
151 |
105 |
27 |
19 |
170 |
Just like who used to make? |
1.4305 |
0.05600 |
151 |
103 |
31 |
17 |
171 |
That voice you heard? Fake news. |
1.4305 |
0.05678 |
151 |
104 |
29 |
18 |
172 |
Skip fruitful. Let's multiply. |
1.4305 |
0.05831 |
151 |
106 |
25 |
20 |
173 |
... and you're sure the forbidden fruit thing was fake news? |
1.4305 |
0.05678 |
151 |
104 |
29 |
18 |
174 |
Wait! You have an oven ? |
1.4305 |
0.05831 |
151 |
106 |
25 |
20 |
175 |
Oh my, that looks sinful. |
1.4305 |
0.05520 |
151 |
102 |
33 |
16 |
176 |
I'm not sure 'getting God on a technicality' is such a good idea. |
1.4305 |
0.05600 |
151 |
103 |
31 |
17 |
177 |
I hope you baked the hell out of it |
1.4305 |
0.05678 |
151 |
104 |
29 |
18 |
178 |
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess "apple." |
1.4305 |
0.05190 |
151 |
98 |
41 |
12 |
179 |
You're right. He never mentioned pie. |
1.4305 |
0.05275 |
151 |
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39 |
13 |
180 |
It'd be a sin NOT to eat it. |
1.4305 |
0.05600 |
151 |
103 |
31 |
17 |
181 |
Is this another half-baked idea from that serpent? |
1.4305 |
0.05190 |
151 |
98 |
41 |
12 |
182 |
Oy, now a whole pie?! You saw how He got over one flippin' apple. |
1.4276 |
0.05411 |
152 |
102 |
35 |
15 |
183 |
I hate these letter of the law-spirit of the law conundrums. |
1.4267 |
0.05380 |
150 |
100 |
36 |
14 |
184 |
I'm guessing apple. |
1.4267 |
0.05544 |
150 |
102 |
32 |
16 |
185 |
Wait, how can it be an "old family recipe?" |
1.4267 |
0.05544 |
150 |
102 |
32 |
16 |
186 |
Now THAT'S tempting |
1.4267 |
0.05544 |
150 |
102 |
32 |
16 |
187 |
I can't keep up with all these Apple updates, Eve. |
1.4267 |
0.05703 |
150 |
104 |
28 |
18 |
188 |
What family recipe? |
1.4228 |
0.05728 |
149 |
104 |
27 |
18 |
189 |
Were those apples locally sourced? |
1.4228 |
0.05486 |
149 |
101 |
33 |
15 |
190 |
I don't eat gluten. |
1.4228 |
0.05649 |
149 |
103 |
29 |
17 |
191 |
Good looks, a hot body and you can cook, this must be paradise. |
1.4200 |
0.05538 |
150 |
103 |
31 |
16 |
192 |
That looks sinful. |
1.4189 |
0.05253 |
148 |
98 |
38 |
12 |
193 |
Maybe we can get off on a technicality. |
1.4189 |
0.05509 |
148 |
101 |
32 |
15 |
194 |
Well I suppose one cheat day can't hurt. What's the worst that could happen? |
1.4189 |
0.05425 |
148 |
100 |
34 |
14 |
195 |
"Pie"? Sure, I'll try some, but is it to die for? |
1.4189 |
0.05425 |
148 |
100 |
34 |
14 |
196 |
"Who is "Mom"? |
1.4189 |
0.05509 |
148 |
101 |
32 |
15 |
197 |
Your mother's recipe? What's a 'mother'? |
1.4189 |
0.05911 |
148 |
106 |
22 |
20 |
198 |
Wait—where did you find an oven? |
1.4189 |
0.05833 |
148 |
105 |
24 |
19 |
199 |
You're always one step ahead, aren't you |
1.4189 |
0.06065 |
148 |
108 |
18 |
22 |
200 |
I know I'll regret this. |
1.4189 |
0.05340 |
148 |
99 |
36 |
13 |
201 |
You had me at 'apple'. |
1.4178 |
0.05893 |
146 |
104 |
23 |
19 |
202 |
Have we always had an oven? |
1.4178 |
0.05812 |
146 |
103 |
25 |
18 |
203 |
So, technically we're ok. |
1.4178 |
0.05302 |
146 |
97 |
37 |
12 |
204 |
Where did you find a fork for the holes? |
1.4178 |
0.05390 |
146 |
98 |
35 |
13 |
205 |
There is a god. |
1.4178 |
0.05302 |
146 |
97 |
37 |
12 |
206 |
No -- I mean you REALLY shouldn't have. |
1.4178 |
0.05212 |
146 |
96 |
39 |
11 |
207 |
um..Eve.. where did you find an oven? |
1.4178 |
0.05812 |
146 |
103 |
25 |
18 |
208 |
I asked you to be more pious, not to make a pie for us. |
1.4178 |
0.05893 |
146 |
104 |
23 |
19 |
209 |
Mom's apple pie? |
1.4178 |
0.06356 |
146 |
110 |
11 |
25 |
210 |
Just like who used to make? |
1.4178 |
0.05647 |
146 |
101 |
29 |
16 |
211 |
Well, if we are going to be bad, let's be VERY bad. |
1.4178 |
0.05563 |
146 |
100 |
31 |
15 |
212 |
Wow, that's super nice, but I think we're still going to blame everything on you. |
1.4150 |
0.05698 |
147 |
103 |
27 |
17 |
213 |
Please tell me it's a chicken pot pie. |
1.4150 |
0.05274 |
147 |
98 |
37 |
12 |
214 |
Adam's original sin was his inability to resist the offering of a tart. |
1.4138 |
0.05756 |
145 |
102 |
26 |
17 |
215 |
Oh my, that looks positively sinful! |
1.4138 |
0.05233 |
145 |
96 |
38 |
11 |
216 |
Is that from Hell's Kitchen? |
1.4138 |
0.05672 |
145 |
101 |
28 |
16 |
217 |
I can't resist a good loophole. |
1.4138 |
0.05413 |
145 |
98 |
34 |
13 |
218 |
You shouldn't have -- it was just a rib. |
1.4138 |
0.05756 |
145 |
102 |
26 |
17 |
219 |
What exactly do you mean 'sinfully good'? |
1.4138 |
0.05756 |
145 |
102 |
26 |
17 |
220 |
Shouldn't we invent Mom and America first? |
1.4138 |
0.05920 |
145 |
104 |
22 |
19 |
221 |
Whew! When you said you had one in the oven I thought... |
1.4138 |
0.05587 |
145 |
100 |
30 |
15 |
222 |
And on the eighth day, Eve became the first person to ever read the Apple terms and conditions. |
1.4138 |
0.05838 |
145 |
103 |
24 |
18 |
223 |
That's tempting. |
1.4138 |
0.05500 |
145 |
99 |
32 |
14 |
224 |
I have a feeling I'm gonna pay for this later. |
1.4138 |
0.05587 |
145 |
100 |
30 |
15 |
225 |
To die for? |
1.4097 |
0.05524 |
144 |
99 |
31 |
14 |
226 |
You sure 45 minutes at 350 kills all the sin? |
1.4097 |
0.05611 |
144 |
100 |
29 |
15 |
227 |
Well that's tempting! |
1.4097 |
0.05160 |
144 |
95 |
39 |
10 |
228 |
It just might work. It gives us plausible denial. |
1.4097 |
0.05253 |
144 |
96 |
37 |
11 |
229 |
It's an alternative fruit, you say? |
1.4097 |
0.05697 |
144 |
101 |
27 |
16 |
230 |
It is tempting. |
1.4097 |
0.05253 |
144 |
96 |
37 |
11 |
231 |
Technically, He didn't mention anything about pie |
1.4097 |
0.05524 |
144 |
99 |
31 |
14 |
232 |
Wait...when did we discover fire? |
1.4097 |
0.05253 |
144 |
96 |
37 |
11 |
233 |
Thanks, but I've already Eden. |
1.4074 |
0.05975 |
135 |
96 |
23 |
16 |
234 |
I guess you're right; I don't think He said anything about apple pie. |
1.4056 |
0.05366 |
143 |
97 |
34 |
12 |
235 |
What would happen if I just eat the crust? |
1.4056 |
0.05457 |
143 |
98 |
32 |
13 |
236 |
Oh god. This is a trick question, isn't it? |
1.4056 |
0.05457 |
143 |
98 |
32 |
13 |
237 |
What do you mean, it's from an old family recipe? |
1.4056 |
0.05366 |
143 |
97 |
34 |
12 |
238 |
I guess I'm just as damned if I don't? |
1.4056 |
0.05547 |
143 |
99 |
30 |
14 |
239 |
Well ... he didn't say anything about pies. |
1.4056 |
0.05457 |
143 |
98 |
32 |
13 |
240 |
Now explain it to me again, exactly what is a guilty pleasure ? |
1.4056 |
0.04886 |
143 |
92 |
44 |
7 |
241 |
I'll start packing |
1.4043 |
0.05419 |
141 |
96 |
33 |
12 |
242 |
Better than sex? |
1.4043 |
0.05867 |
141 |
101 |
23 |
17 |
243 |
What do you mean "mom's apple pie" |
1.4043 |
0.05867 |
141 |
101 |
23 |
17 |
244 |
We can't go to Hell for rhubarb, right? |
1.4043 |
0.05511 |
141 |
97 |
31 |
13 |
245 |
This or run around naked forever....hmmmm |
1.4043 |
0.05511 |
141 |
97 |
31 |
13 |
246 |
I think we have found the first loophole. |
1.4043 |
0.05692 |
141 |
99 |
27 |
15 |
247 |
I don't think that's going to fool him... |
1.4043 |
0.05602 |
141 |
98 |
29 |
14 |
248 |
That looks tempting. |
1.4014 |
0.05480 |
142 |
98 |
31 |
13 |
249 |
That smells positively sinful! |
1.4000 |
0.05441 |
140 |
96 |
32 |
12 |
250 |
I'm not sure if this counts as a loophole. |
1.4000 |
0.05717 |
140 |
99 |
26 |
15 |
251 |
You go ahead. I've Eden. |
1.4000 |
0.05806 |
140 |
100 |
24 |
16 |
252 |
I guess you're right He didn't say "No forbidden fruit PIES." |
1.4000 |
0.05345 |
140 |
95 |
34 |
11 |
253 |
Any more pie, and I won't be able to squeeze into my fig leaf. |
1.4000 |
0.05534 |
140 |
97 |
30 |
13 |
254 |
Gender roles already? |
1.4000 |
0.05894 |
140 |
101 |
22 |
17 |
255 |
Oh my God, Eve, that looks positively SINFUL!! |
1.4000 |
0.05980 |
140 |
102 |
20 |
18 |
256 |
Brilliant idea to eat the evidence. |
1.4000 |
0.05345 |
140 |
95 |
34 |
11 |
257 |
I'll never be able to fit into my leaf after eating this. |
1.4000 |
0.05806 |
140 |
100 |
24 |
16 |
258 |
Maybe just a bite. |
1.4000 |
0.05441 |
140 |
96 |
32 |
12 |
259 |
Looks tempting. |
1.4000 |
0.05441 |
140 |
96 |
32 |
12 |
260 |
You sure know how to tempt a guy. |
1.4000 |
0.05345 |
140 |
95 |
34 |
11 |
261 |
Forget the forbidden fruit. God taught you to bake? |
1.4000 |
0.05806 |
140 |
100 |
24 |
16 |
262 |
Am I going to regret this? |
1.4000 |
0.05345 |
140 |
95 |
34 |
11 |
263 |
What do you mean it's your mom's recipe? |
1.4000 |
0.05806 |
140 |
100 |
24 |
16 |
264 |
Hmmm...it is tempting... |
1.4000 |
0.05717 |
140 |
99 |
26 |
15 |
265 |
Tell me it's not apple. |
1.4000 |
0.05441 |
140 |
96 |
32 |
12 |
266 |
We don't even have clothes. Where did you find an oven? |
1.4000 |
0.05806 |
140 |
100 |
24 |
16 |
267 |
So the fruit is forbidden, but what if I just eat the crust? |
1.4000 |
0.05149 |
140 |
93 |
38 |
9 |
268 |
He didn't say anything about pie, right? |
1.4000 |
0.05345 |
140 |
95 |
34 |
11 |
269 |
I don't think using them in a pie counts as a loophole. |
1.4000 |
0.05345 |
140 |
95 |
34 |
11 |
270 |
Well, I'm sure of one thing. It's not your mother's recipe. |
1.4000 |
0.05980 |
140 |
102 |
20 |
18 |
271 |
Not what I was expecting when you said you have "something in the oven" |
1.3957 |
0.05742 |
139 |
99 |
25 |
15 |
272 |
Oh my god....gosh....what a relief! When you said you had one in the oven.... |
1.3957 |
0.05832 |
139 |
100 |
23 |
16 |
273 |
You shouldn't have. No, really -- you shouldn't have. |
1.3957 |
0.05650 |
139 |
98 |
27 |
14 |
274 |
Smells sinful. |
1.3957 |
0.05268 |
139 |
94 |
35 |
10 |
275 |
Well, He did say to be fruitful... |
1.3957 |
0.05742 |
139 |
99 |
25 |
15 |
276 |
Well that's tempting! |
1.3942 |
0.05802 |
137 |
98 |
24 |
15 |
277 |
Seemed a waste to throw the apple out after just one bite. |
1.3942 |
0.05894 |
137 |
99 |
22 |
16 |
278 |
I suppose a little slice couldn't hurt. |
1.3897 |
0.05540 |
136 |
95 |
29 |
12 |
279 |
It can't possibly be your mother's recipe. |
1.3897 |
0.06101 |
136 |
101 |
17 |
18 |
280 |
Am I going to catch hell for this? |
1.3897 |
0.05441 |
136 |
94 |
31 |
11 |
281 |
Do you mind telling me who gave you the recipe? |
1.3897 |
0.05733 |
136 |
97 |
25 |
14 |
282 |
You've taken sin to a whole new level |
1.3897 |
0.05340 |
136 |
93 |
33 |
10 |
283 |
Yeah, I think that still counts |
1.3897 |
0.05441 |
136 |
94 |
31 |
11 |
284 |
Wait, how could it be your mother's recipe? |
1.3897 |
0.05540 |
136 |
95 |
29 |
12 |
285 |
Ooh, it smells sinful. |
1.3897 |
0.05637 |
136 |
96 |
27 |
13 |
286 |
No, I don't think you can "bake the hell" out of that apple. |
1.3897 |
0.05827 |
136 |
98 |
23 |
15 |
287 |
You're really making this hard. |
1.3897 |
0.05637 |
136 |
96 |
27 |
13 |
288 |
Locally sourced ingredients have always been my downfall. |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
289 |
I think this makes for plausible deniability on our part. |
1.3897 |
0.05237 |
136 |
92 |
35 |
9 |
290 |
You make falling from grace and eternal damnation so attractive |
1.3897 |
0.05540 |
136 |
95 |
29 |
12 |
291 |
What would Jesus do? |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
292 |
First it's apple pie. The next thing I know, you'll be raising Cain. |
1.3897 |
0.05637 |
136 |
96 |
27 |
13 |
293 |
Ooh, I'm tempted... |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
294 |
No, thank you. That was enough knowledge for one day. |
1.3897 |
0.05733 |
136 |
97 |
25 |
14 |
295 |
Actually, no -- I don't think you've found a loophole. |
1.3897 |
0.05441 |
136 |
94 |
31 |
11 |
296 |
Relax Adam... It's Peach Cobbler |
1.3897 |
0.05441 |
136 |
94 |
31 |
11 |
297 |
Where'd you get an oven? |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
298 |
You misunderstood when I said you need to be more pious. |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
299 |
How did you spot the legal loophole? |
1.3897 |
0.05827 |
136 |
98 |
23 |
15 |
300 |
To die for? |
1.3897 |
0.05637 |
136 |
96 |
27 |
13 |
301 |
When did you get an oven? |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
302 |
Well okay, if you're positive that you baked the Hell out of it. |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
303 |
No, I think technically it's still an apple. |
1.3897 |
0.05340 |
136 |
93 |
33 |
10 |
304 |
"Who is "Mom"? |
1.3897 |
0.05920 |
136 |
99 |
21 |
16 |
305 |
What do you mean "As good as Mom's apple pie?" |
1.3876 |
0.05958 |
129 |
93 |
22 |
14 |
306 |
What do you mean "sinfully good?" |
1.3852 |
0.05758 |
135 |
97 |
24 |
14 |
307 |
Damned if I eat this, damned if I don't. |
1.3852 |
0.05462 |
135 |
94 |
30 |
11 |
308 |
Please tell me that you're not trying to trick me into eating kale. |
1.3852 |
0.05758 |
135 |
97 |
24 |
14 |
309 |
Fool me once, shame on you... |
1.3852 |
0.05462 |
135 |
94 |
30 |
11 |
310 |
Pie comes before the Fall |
1.3852 |
0.05562 |
135 |
95 |
28 |
12 |
311 |
And you think he won't see through that? |
1.3852 |
0.05758 |
135 |
97 |
24 |
14 |
312 |
So, you're looking to get off on a technicality? |
1.3852 |
0.05462 |
135 |
94 |
30 |
11 |
313 |
The pie is tempting, but your outfit is amazing! |
1.3852 |
0.05853 |
135 |
98 |
22 |
15 |
314 |
Any way you slice it, I still think it's a bad idea. |
1.3852 |
0.05256 |
135 |
92 |
34 |
9 |
315 |
Smells tempting |
1.3852 |
0.05462 |
135 |
94 |
30 |
11 |
316 |
I preferred it when you invented sex. |
1.3852 |
0.05853 |
135 |
98 |
22 |
15 |
317 |
That looks positively sinful! |
1.3852 |
0.05562 |
135 |
95 |
28 |
12 |
318 |
So if I admit to evolution I can have a slice? |
1.3852 |
0.05360 |
135 |
93 |
32 |
10 |
319 |
I have to admit it's tempting, Eve. |
1.3852 |
0.05562 |
135 |
95 |
28 |
12 |
320 |
Wait. Where did you get an oven? |
1.3852 |
0.05661 |
135 |
96 |
26 |
13 |
321 |
Oh my God, you shouldn't have. |
1.3824 |
0.05429 |
136 |
95 |
30 |
11 |
322 |
Since when did we have an oven? |
1.3824 |
0.05817 |
136 |
99 |
22 |
15 |
323 |
Who's Granny Smith? |
1.3824 |
0.05529 |
136 |
96 |
28 |
12 |
324 |
I am not sure what you mean by "loophole". Just hand me a fork. |
1.3824 |
0.05817 |
136 |
99 |
22 |
15 |
325 |
'That looks really tempting.' |
1.3824 |
0.05225 |
136 |
93 |
34 |
9 |
326 |
Where did you find the pie tree? |
1.3824 |
0.05626 |
136 |
97 |
26 |
13 |
327 |
It's literally to die for. |
1.3824 |
0.05429 |
136 |
95 |
30 |
11 |
328 |
You really shouldn't have. |
1.3824 |
0.05626 |
136 |
97 |
26 |
13 |
329 |
This pie is to die for. |
1.3824 |
0.05817 |
136 |
99 |
22 |
15 |
330 |
You didn't need to do that. I don't even miss the rib. |
1.3824 |
0.05626 |
136 |
97 |
26 |
13 |
331 |
Well, he never said s thing about pie... |
1.3806 |
0.05484 |
134 |
94 |
29 |
11 |
332 |
How is this paradise if we can’t have pie? |
1.3806 |
0.05585 |
134 |
95 |
27 |
12 |
333 |
You found apples? Well, I'll be damned! |
1.3806 |
0.05879 |
134 |
98 |
21 |
15 |
334 |
If He asks, tell Him it's peach. |
1.3806 |
0.05585 |
134 |
95 |
27 |
12 |
335 |
I hope this isn't another one of your half baked ideas, Eve. |
1.3806 |
0.05782 |
134 |
97 |
23 |
14 |
336 |
Honey, keep this up and pretty soon I won't be able to see my fig leaf. |
1.3806 |
0.05782 |
134 |
97 |
23 |
14 |
337 |
At least wear oven mitts |
1.3806 |
0.05973 |
134 |
99 |
19 |
16 |
338 |
Oh God, that's tempting! |
1.3806 |
0.05167 |
134 |
91 |
35 |
8 |
339 |
Whaddaya mean, "Snake 'n bake"? |
1.3806 |
0.05685 |
134 |
96 |
25 |
13 |
340 |
What do you mean, it's sinfully good? |
1.3806 |
0.05685 |
134 |
96 |
25 |
13 |
341 |
Don't you think we're in enough trouble? |
1.3806 |
0.05685 |
134 |
96 |
25 |
13 |
342 |
Since when did we get an oven? |
1.3806 |
0.05782 |
134 |
97 |
23 |
14 |
343 |
Always with the Forbidden Fruit. Just once I'd like a Lemon Meringue! |
1.3806 |
0.05685 |
134 |
96 |
25 |
13 |
344 |
How do you know that baking it makes it okay? |
1.3806 |
0.05879 |
134 |
98 |
21 |
15 |
345 |
Should I dress for dinner? |
1.3806 |
0.05585 |
134 |
95 |
27 |
12 |
346 |
Eyes on the pie Adam, keep your eyes on the pie. |
1.3806 |
0.05879 |
134 |
98 |
21 |
15 |
347 |
I baked the hell out of it |
1.3788 |
0.05539 |
132 |
93 |
28 |
11 |
348 |
What I really want is sex. |
1.3788 |
0.05744 |
132 |
95 |
24 |
13 |
349 |
Well gluttony wasn't exactly the first sin I wanted to commit |
1.3788 |
0.05744 |
132 |
95 |
24 |
13 |
350 |
Hell yes! |
1.3788 |
0.05844 |
132 |
96 |
22 |
14 |
351 |
Honestly I prefer your ribs. |
1.3788 |
0.05942 |
132 |
97 |
20 |
15 |
352 |
Aren't we in enough trouble already? |
1.3788 |
0.05643 |
132 |
94 |
26 |
12 |
353 |
That's one way of disposing of the evidence. |
1.3788 |
0.06039 |
132 |
98 |
18 |
16 |
354 |
Somehow I get the impression we're still screwed. |
1.3788 |
0.05744 |
132 |
95 |
24 |
13 |
355 |
And on the sixth day, God also created irony |
1.3788 |
0.05844 |
132 |
96 |
22 |
14 |
356 |
Hell hath no oven mitts. |
1.3788 |
0.05844 |
132 |
96 |
22 |
14 |
357 |
It's called Apple Pie. It's to die for. |
1.3788 |
0.06039 |
132 |
98 |
18 |
16 |
358 |
I get apple pie, but what is "mom"? |
1.3788 |
0.06227 |
132 |
100 |
14 |
18 |
359 |
When you say, "May contain apples..." |
1.3788 |
0.05643 |
132 |
94 |
26 |
12 |
360 |
You bought an oven? |
1.3788 |
0.05643 |
132 |
94 |
26 |
12 |
361 |
I'm guessing apple. |
1.3788 |
0.05217 |
132 |
90 |
34 |
8 |
362 |
I know it's a pie, is that the original tin? |
1.3759 |
0.05807 |
133 |
97 |
22 |
14 |
363 |
Tempting—but when did we get an oven? |
1.3759 |
0.05505 |
133 |
94 |
28 |
11 |
364 |
What do you mean it's an old family recipe? |
1.3759 |
0.05607 |
133 |
95 |
26 |
12 |
365 |
How original! |
1.3759 |
0.05807 |
133 |
97 |
22 |
14 |
366 |
And you have one in the oven, you say? |
1.3759 |
0.05904 |
133 |
98 |
20 |
15 |
367 |
That's not what I meant about being pious. |
1.3759 |
0.05708 |
133 |
96 |
24 |
13 |
368 |
How can you say, it's your mother's recipe? |
1.3759 |
0.05505 |
133 |
94 |
28 |
11 |
369 |
When you said you had something in the oven, I was expecting a baby! |
1.3759 |
0.05401 |
133 |
93 |
30 |
10 |
370 |
Wait...this can't be your mom's apple pie. |
1.3759 |
0.05904 |
133 |
98 |
20 |
15 |
371 |
This looks like a recipe for disaster... |
1.3759 |
0.05607 |
133 |
95 |
26 |
12 |
372 |
Tempting, but I probably shouldn't. |
1.3759 |
0.05294 |
133 |
92 |
32 |
9 |
373 |
Oh, that looks absolutely sinful! |
1.3740 |
0.05455 |
131 |
92 |
29 |
10 |
374 |
I thought you were making a devils food cake |
1.3740 |
0.05346 |
131 |
91 |
31 |
9 |
375 |
The forbidden apples aren't the concern here. Where did you find an oven? |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
376 |
Oh, you shouldn't have. |
1.3740 |
0.05769 |
131 |
95 |
23 |
13 |
377 |
Just a pinch of sin-namon. |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
378 |
You aren't making this easy. |
1.3740 |
0.05769 |
131 |
95 |
23 |
13 |
379 |
I don't think your loophole will be acceptable to Him. |
1.3740 |
0.05870 |
131 |
96 |
21 |
14 |
380 |
Well that's original! |
1.3740 |
0.05870 |
131 |
96 |
21 |
14 |
381 |
So... You did what with the apple? |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
382 |
No clothes, but an oven? |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
383 |
Define sinful. |
1.3740 |
0.05870 |
131 |
96 |
21 |
14 |
384 |
Just promise me you cooked the hell out of them. |
1.3740 |
0.05969 |
131 |
97 |
19 |
15 |
385 |
When did he invent ovens? |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
386 |
Who the hell is Sara Lee? |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
387 |
What did the lawyer say? |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
388 |
"Let me guess, it's to die for". |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
389 |
Now this is tempting. |
1.3740 |
0.05769 |
131 |
95 |
23 |
13 |
390 |
Now THAT'S tempting |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
391 |
If we're going to do something wrong, let's do it right. |
1.3740 |
0.05346 |
131 |
91 |
31 |
9 |
392 |
Yes, I was worried for a second when you said you had one in the oven. |
1.3740 |
0.05969 |
131 |
97 |
19 |
15 |
393 |
When were you going to tell me about the oven? |
1.3740 |
0.05769 |
131 |
95 |
23 |
13 |
394 |
Maybe its the pie, but suddenly you look very sexy. |
1.3740 |
0.05870 |
131 |
96 |
21 |
14 |
395 |
I think we will have to take that to go. |
1.3740 |
0.05346 |
131 |
91 |
31 |
9 |
396 |
Now THAT'S what I call temptation! |
1.3740 |
0.05455 |
131 |
92 |
29 |
10 |
397 |
I found a loophole |
1.3740 |
0.05870 |
131 |
96 |
21 |
14 |
398 |
I kinda think He's still going to notice. |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
399 |
Maybe just a bite. |
1.3740 |
0.05346 |
131 |
91 |
31 |
9 |
400 |
Wrap it up and I'll start packing. |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
401 |
Now that's original! |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
402 |
You know, you'd think in Paradise it wouldn't always have to be, "Damned if you do and damned if you don't." |
1.3712 |
0.05313 |
132 |
92 |
31 |
9 |
403 |
Milk from the forbidden cow would go great with this. |
1.3712 |
0.05421 |
132 |
93 |
29 |
10 |
404 |
Ok, so it was from the tree of fake knowledge? |
1.3692 |
0.05365 |
130 |
91 |
30 |
9 |
405 |
You're sure it's kosher? |
1.3672 |
0.05532 |
128 |
91 |
27 |
10 |
406 |
It looks delicious, but are you sure it's guilt-free? |
1.3672 |
0.05532 |
128 |
91 |
27 |
10 |
407 |
Eve, you shouldn't have. No, I mean it, you shouldn't have. |
1.3672 |
0.05642 |
128 |
92 |
25 |
11 |
408 |
Apple, again? |
1.3672 |
0.05856 |
128 |
94 |
21 |
13 |
409 |
I think you misunderstood "piety." |
1.3672 |
0.05856 |
128 |
94 |
21 |
13 |
410 |
A family recipe? What's a family? |
1.3672 |
0.05419 |
128 |
90 |
29 |
9 |
411 |
On this day, man learned to never eat hot food naked |
1.3672 |
0.05750 |
128 |
93 |
23 |
12 |
412 |
Is it okay if I just eat the crust? |
1.3672 |
0.05856 |
128 |
94 |
21 |
13 |
413 |
But I thought we were having ribs. |
1.3672 |
0.05960 |
128 |
95 |
19 |
14 |
414 |
It looks tempting, but then again, what do I know? |
1.3672 |
0.05642 |
128 |
92 |
25 |
11 |
415 |
I'm concerned it violates the spirit of the agreement. |
1.3672 |
0.05750 |
128 |
93 |
23 |
12 |
416 |
You're sure that loophole will work? |
1.3672 |
0.05856 |
128 |
94 |
21 |
13 |
417 |
The pie is nice but I'm more interested in your buns. |
1.3672 |
0.05856 |
128 |
94 |
21 |
13 |
418 |
I can't. I'm doing this Paleo thing. |
1.3672 |
0.06062 |
128 |
96 |
17 |
15 |
419 |
You've got fire? |
1.3672 |
0.05642 |
128 |
92 |
25 |
11 |
420 |
Why not? Let's make Paradise great again! |
1.3672 |
0.06262 |
128 |
98 |
13 |
17 |
421 |
The snake wanted to welcome us to the neighborhood. |
1.3672 |
0.06062 |
128 |
96 |
17 |
15 |
422 |
God only knows where this came from! |
1.3672 |
0.05305 |
128 |
89 |
31 |
8 |
423 |
No, it smells like a technicality. |
1.3672 |
0.05419 |
128 |
90 |
29 |
9 |
424 |
Do I smell sinnamon? |
1.3664 |
0.05653 |
131 |
95 |
24 |
12 |
425 |
Shouldn't we get dressed first? |
1.3664 |
0.05441 |
131 |
93 |
28 |
10 |
426 |
I thought you were going to make the Devil's food cake... |
1.3664 |
0.05220 |
131 |
91 |
32 |
8 |
427 |
The downside is we may have to eat and run. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
129 |
91 |
29 |
9 |
428 |
Come to think of it, He never did say anything about pie. |
1.3643 |
0.05712 |
129 |
94 |
23 |
12 |
429 |
What's the catch? |
1.3622 |
0.05083 |
127 |
87 |
34 |
6 |
430 |
It's to die for! |
1.3622 |
0.05664 |
127 |
92 |
24 |
11 |
431 |
And your father is OK with this? |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
432 |
Well, he didn't say pie. |
1.3622 |
0.05204 |
127 |
88 |
32 |
7 |
433 |
Tempting, isn't it? |
1.3622 |
0.05323 |
127 |
89 |
30 |
8 |
434 |
Smells heavenly |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
435 |
I don't know about the letter, but this might violate the spirit of the law. |
1.3622 |
0.05664 |
127 |
92 |
24 |
11 |
436 |
Let's get this over with so we can finally put on some clothes. |
1.3622 |
0.05773 |
127 |
93 |
22 |
12 |
437 |
It does look tempting. |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
438 |
They say your apple pie is to die for |
1.3622 |
0.05773 |
127 |
93 |
22 |
12 |
439 |
Wow! Eve only gave me an apple. |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
440 |
And I’ll offer you ribs. |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
441 |
I don't feel like I explained this very well . |
1.3622 |
0.05204 |
127 |
88 |
32 |
7 |
442 |
Hmmm. Tempting. |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
443 |
I'm not sure that this changes the theological implications. |
1.3622 |
0.05664 |
127 |
92 |
24 |
11 |
444 |
I'll bite... |
1.3622 |
0.05664 |
127 |
92 |
24 |
11 |
445 |
What do you mean, "Mom's famous recipe?" |
1.3622 |
0.05773 |
127 |
93 |
22 |
12 |
446 |
How about I just eat the crust?" |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
447 |
Mmm, smells like the fall. |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
448 |
I just know I'm going to feel self conscious about my body after eating this. |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
449 |
Honey, you shouldn't have. |
1.3622 |
0.05986 |
127 |
95 |
18 |
14 |
450 |
Wow, just like mom used to... wait! |
1.3622 |
0.05323 |
127 |
89 |
30 |
8 |
451 |
Where the hell did you bake that? |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
452 |
You get knowledge. I get a pie. I like where this is going. |
1.3622 |
0.04958 |
127 |
86 |
36 |
5 |
453 |
I really shouldn't... |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
454 |
And who pray tell is Granny Smith? |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
455 |
But I don't have a birthday. |
1.3622 |
0.05773 |
127 |
93 |
22 |
12 |
456 |
I have to admit it is tempting. |
1.3622 |
0.05323 |
127 |
89 |
30 |
8 |
457 |
How on God's green earth did you do that? |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
458 |
Wow! That looks to die for! |
1.3622 |
0.05773 |
127 |
93 |
22 |
12 |
459 |
Smells like trouble! |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
460 |
We'll regret this in the morning. |
1.3622 |
0.05664 |
127 |
92 |
24 |
11 |
461 |
So I get both pie and sex? |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
462 |
As if I wasn't already tempted. |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
463 |
Maybe it came from the tree of Alternative Knowledge? |
1.3622 |
0.06089 |
127 |
96 |
16 |
15 |
464 |
Wow? Where do you find an oven? |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
465 |
I don't see this ending well. |
1.3622 |
0.05083 |
127 |
87 |
34 |
6 |
466 |
What do you mean, your mother's recipe? |
1.3622 |
0.05664 |
127 |
92 |
24 |
11 |
467 |
Very tempting. |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
468 |
Wait a minute—like WHOSE mother used to make? |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
469 |
Are you sure this doesn't count? |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
470 |
I know where you got the apples, but the oven? |
1.3622 |
0.05204 |
127 |
88 |
32 |
7 |
471 |
The way to a man's rib is through his stomach. |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
472 |
She was warned. Nevertheless, she persisted. |
1.3622 |
0.06191 |
127 |
97 |
14 |
16 |
473 |
'Mom's Apple Pie'? But we don't have a Mom. |
1.3622 |
0.05881 |
127 |
94 |
20 |
13 |
474 |
Fool me once... |
1.3622 |
0.05323 |
127 |
89 |
30 |
8 |
475 |
It's humble pie... what's the worst that could happen? |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
476 |
Hmm ... who would I rather have mad at me for eternity? |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
477 |
Looks sinful. |
1.3622 |
0.05323 |
127 |
89 |
30 |
8 |
478 |
God may forgive us. Our thighs will not. |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
479 |
"Oh jeez, was that 'be fruitful and multiply' or 'be fruitful and multi-pie'? |
1.3622 |
0.05773 |
127 |
93 |
22 |
12 |
480 |
Now THAT'S what I call temptation! |
1.3622 |
0.05439 |
127 |
90 |
28 |
9 |
481 |
It's not the calories I'm worried about. |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
482 |
Looks positively sinful. |
1.3571 |
0.05341 |
126 |
89 |
29 |
8 |
483 |
Are you ribbing me? |
1.3571 |
0.05686 |
126 |
92 |
23 |
11 |
484 |
Only if it's kosher. |
1.3571 |
0.05686 |
126 |
92 |
23 |
11 |
485 |
Thanks, but you had me at the tiny fig leaf. |
1.3571 |
0.05906 |
126 |
94 |
19 |
13 |
486 |
Don't worry, the snake says it will make us great again! |
1.3571 |
0.06117 |
126 |
96 |
15 |
15 |
487 |
That looks more appealing than your devils food cake. |
1.3571 |
0.05341 |
126 |
89 |
29 |
8 |
488 |
Wasting it would be a sin, right? |
1.3571 |
0.05686 |
126 |
92 |
23 |
11 |
489 |
The devil is in the details. |
1.3571 |
0.06012 |
126 |
95 |
17 |
14 |
490 |
I think it's still forbidden. |
1.3571 |
0.05221 |
126 |
88 |
31 |
7 |
491 |
Pie goeth before the fall. |
1.3543 |
0.05758 |
127 |
94 |
21 |
12 |
492 |
You're getting ahead of the story. |
1.3520 |
0.05821 |
125 |
93 |
20 |
12 |
493 |
What do you mean, 'Let's put the sin in cinnamon?' |
1.3520 |
0.05709 |
125 |
92 |
22 |
11 |
494 |
Sinfully delicious, you say? |
1.3520 |
0.05359 |
125 |
89 |
28 |
8 |
495 |
Oh, it is tempting, but I am watching my fate. |
1.3520 |
0.05478 |
125 |
90 |
26 |
9 |
496 |
I see you've upped the ante. |
1.3520 |
0.05709 |
125 |
92 |
22 |
11 |
497 |
So you're saying it's an alternative apple, and not really an apple? |
1.3520 |
0.05594 |
125 |
91 |
24 |
10 |
498 |
Wait—where did you find an oven? |
1.3520 |
0.05821 |
125 |
93 |
20 |
12 |
499 |
Ooh, that looks sinful. |
1.3520 |
0.05478 |
125 |
90 |
26 |
9 |
500 |
..and from that moment on man loved woman. |
1.3520 |
0.05821 |
125 |
93 |
20 |
12 |
501 |
Is this some kind of workaround? |
1.3520 |
0.05709 |
125 |
92 |
22 |
11 |
502 |
Well, I guess one bite won't hurt. |
1.3520 |
0.05594 |
125 |
91 |
24 |
10 |
503 |
Don't tempt me. |
1.3520 |
0.05478 |
125 |
90 |
26 |
9 |
504 |
And you cook too...this is awesome! |
1.3520 |
0.05709 |
125 |
92 |
22 |
11 |
505 |
Nevertheless, she persisted. |
1.3520 |
0.05821 |
125 |
93 |
20 |
12 |
506 |
What do you mean "granny" Smith? |
1.3520 |
0.05709 |
125 |
92 |
22 |
11 |
507 |
Your mom's recipe? |
1.3520 |
0.05594 |
125 |
91 |
24 |
10 |
508 |
Let there be loopholes |
1.3496 |
0.05535 |
123 |
89 |
25 |
9 |
509 |
Sinful in a good way, though, right? |
1.3496 |
0.05770 |
123 |
91 |
21 |
11 |
510 |
Oh, that looks absolutely sinful! |
1.3496 |
0.05654 |
123 |
90 |
23 |
10 |
511 |
This changes everything. |
1.3496 |
0.05413 |
123 |
88 |
27 |
8 |
512 |
OK. This just got tough. |
1.3496 |
0.05288 |
123 |
87 |
29 |
7 |
513 |
Three questions: Who are you? Where's my rib? Is that apple? |
1.3496 |
0.05654 |
123 |
90 |
23 |
10 |
514 |
Garden of Eatin' |
1.3496 |
0.05535 |
123 |
89 |
25 |
9 |
515 |
I'm trying to remember exactly what we were told. |
1.3496 |
0.05535 |
123 |
89 |
25 |
9 |
516 |
I'm not sure this is what God had in mind when he said our sins would lead to just deserts. |
1.3496 |
0.05535 |
123 |
89 |
25 |
9 |
517 |
It does look positively sinful |
1.3496 |
0.05654 |
123 |
90 |
23 |
10 |
518 |
Good thing I saved my appetite by not eating that apple. |
1.3496 |
0.05885 |
123 |
92 |
19 |
12 |
519 |
"Wait... Now, I'm Adam... And you're Eve... Who's Granny Smith? |
1.3496 |
0.05770 |
123 |
91 |
21 |
11 |
520 |
Well I guess there's always room for pie. |
1.3496 |
0.05413 |
123 |
88 |
27 |
8 |
521 |
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS AND ALL YOUR ANTI-TRUMP BULLSHIT. YOU ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES. DO YOUR OWN JUDGING. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR, LAZY FUCK BRAIN. I WANT NO PART OF YOUR CHEAP FUCKING SHITTY MAGAZINE CRAP. TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT. DEAL WITH IT. |
1.3496 |
0.06529 |
123 |
98 |
7 |
18 |
522 |
Please say it's not apple. |
1.3496 |
0.05654 |
123 |
90 |
23 |
10 |
523 |
Immaculate Convection |
1.3496 |
0.05654 |
123 |
90 |
23 |
10 |
524 |
On second thought, I'd rather not know. |
1.3496 |
0.05161 |
123 |
86 |
31 |
6 |
525 |
This is why I have trust issues |
1.3496 |
0.05885 |
123 |
92 |
19 |
12 |
526 |
Maybe later. Just ate an apple. |
1.3496 |
0.05654 |
123 |
90 |
23 |
10 |
527 |
It's not a pie; it's a loophole. |
1.3496 |
0.05770 |
123 |
91 |
21 |
11 |
528 |
Where'd you get an oven? |
1.3496 |
0.05997 |
123 |
93 |
17 |
13 |
529 |
When did you invent the oven? |
1.3496 |
0.05535 |
123 |
89 |
25 |
9 |
530 |
If we're going to be banished, we might as well indulge. |
1.3496 |
0.05770 |
123 |
91 |
21 |
11 |
531 |
Tell me it's blueberry. |
1.3496 |
0.05997 |
123 |
93 |
17 |
13 |
532 |
What do you mean it's your grandmother's recipe? |
1.3496 |
0.05885 |
123 |
92 |
19 |
12 |
533 |
Well, I'll be damned, but I want a bite. |
1.3496 |
0.05997 |
123 |
93 |
17 |
13 |
534 |
You devil you. |
1.3496 |
0.05997 |
123 |
93 |
17 |
13 |
535 |
What do you mean "Hell's Kitchen?" |
1.3496 |
0.05413 |
123 |
88 |
27 |
8 |
536 |
Did you say this is your Grandma's recipe? |
1.3496 |
0.05885 |
123 |
92 |
19 |
12 |
537 |
Such a tart. |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
538 |
It's not so much the sin I'm worried about--it's the gluten. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
539 |
You sure it's just a metaphor? |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
540 |
You really know how to push His buttons. |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
541 |
I'm not sure that eliminates the original sin problem. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
542 |
I'm really trying to be good this week. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
543 |
Uh, I had something else warm and sweet in mind. |
1.3443 |
0.05909 |
122 |
92 |
18 |
12 |
544 |
Eve, you gotta let it go. |
1.3443 |
0.06022 |
122 |
93 |
16 |
13 |
545 |
Well, I guess when life gives you apples... |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
546 |
My God! You found an oven! |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
547 |
When life gives you apples... |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
548 |
It would be a bigger sin to let an apple pie go to waste? |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
549 |
Well, if the snake said it's okay, I suppose it's okay. |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
550 |
I really shouldn't but it'd be a sin not to eat it. |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
551 |
Just like Mom's? Oh wait... |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
552 |
It smells really good, but something about it just doesn't seem kosher. |
1.3443 |
0.05909 |
122 |
92 |
18 |
12 |
553 |
Did you bake the hell out of it? |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
554 |
Eve, does this mean we must dress for dinner? |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
555 |
I don't know, 'The Fruit of Eternal Damnation' sounds tempting, but can we just go back to 'Death by Chocolate?' |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
556 |
I'm not going to fall for that. |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
557 |
It is tempting. |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
558 |
Where did you find an oven? |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
559 |
No, really, you shouldn't have. |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
560 |
I'm not sure apple was the best choice. |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
561 |
Wow, you really want to move don't you? |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
562 |
I'm not even going to ask what you did to get an oven! |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
563 |
Darling, that smells positively sinful! |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
564 |
Wait, who's coming over? |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
565 |
I guess one bite can't hurt anything. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
566 |
You baked it? Now we'll really catch hell! |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
567 |
Smells tempting, but it'll go straight to my conscience. |
1.3443 |
0.06134 |
122 |
94 |
14 |
14 |
568 |
You really think he's not going to notice? |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
569 |
I see you've taken this forbidden fruit thing to the next level |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
570 |
Thank God . I thought you were going to make me eat one of those apples |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
571 |
Adam and Sarah Lee, the real story. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
572 |
It isn't the sin that concerns me so much as the gluten. |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
573 |
Is this what you meant by "going all the way." |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
574 |
This might be worth it. |
1.3443 |
0.06022 |
122 |
93 |
16 |
13 |
575 |
Better make it to go. |
1.3443 |
0.05909 |
122 |
92 |
18 |
12 |
576 |
Sure, we'll be doomed to an eternity of doubt and existential anguish, but... pie. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
577 |
No, no, the pie looks good. I was just looking for my rib? |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
578 |
It does add a new twist to the story. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
579 |
You shouldn't have. No, really -- you shouldn't have. |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
580 |
I don't understand, what do you mean it's your mother's recipe? |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
581 |
I think it still counts. |
1.3388 |
0.05055 |
121 |
85 |
31 |
5 |
582 |
That looks sinfully good. |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
583 |
Looks tempting. |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
584 |
Does it count if i just smell it? |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
585 |
Sinfully delicious, you say? |
1.3388 |
0.05321 |
121 |
87 |
27 |
7 |
586 |
Well, I can't say Mom's was better. |
1.3388 |
0.05816 |
121 |
91 |
19 |
11 |
587 |
I was thinking you should have the first bite. |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
588 |
But sweets are my downfall. |
1.3388 |
0.06161 |
121 |
94 |
13 |
14 |
589 |
Well, it does look sinful. |
1.3388 |
0.05321 |
121 |
87 |
27 |
7 |
590 |
Are the apples locally sourced? |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
591 |
Sorry Eve, it's just not that tempting. |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
592 |
I'm guessing it's apple. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
593 |
Let me guess: apple. |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
594 |
It would be even more tempting with vanilla ice cream. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
595 |
God hath forbid eating of ... wait a minute ... is that a caramel streusel topping I smell? |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
596 |
"Your MOM'S apple pie?! I don't get it. |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
597 |
Next week on "Naked and Afraid" |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
598 |
You cook, too? |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
599 |
...As long as it isn't apple... |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
600 |
She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. |
1.3388 |
0.05816 |
121 |
91 |
19 |
11 |
601 |
God only knows how you baked that pie! |
1.3388 |
0.05055 |
121 |
85 |
31 |
5 |
602 |
It would be a sin not to eat that. |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
603 |
apples to apples... crust to crust... |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
604 |
That's not the temptation I expected. |
1.3388 |
0.05816 |
121 |
91 |
19 |
11 |
605 |
Somehow, this still feels wrong. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
606 |
Tart. |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
607 |
Are you sure He designated the 7th day as "Cheat Day?" |
1.3388 |
0.06161 |
121 |
94 |
13 |
14 |
608 |
Actually, I'm Steve. |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
609 |
Any chance that's cherry? |
1.3388 |
0.05816 |
121 |
91 |
19 |
11 |
610 |
Well this is a first. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
611 |
Good try! But that just not what's on my mind at the moment. |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
612 |
Wow, looks sinful...whatever that means! |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
613 |
Apple or cherry? It matters. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
614 |
Yah, it smells good but it will surely taste like hell. |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
615 |
This smells like entrapment. |
1.3388 |
0.05055 |
121 |
85 |
31 |
5 |
616 |
Tell me it's not apple. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
617 |
Aw, you shouldn't have. REALLY, you shouldn't have. |
1.3388 |
0.05816 |
121 |
91 |
19 |
11 |
618 |
Smells sinful. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
619 |
This takes temptation to a whole new level |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
620 |
Wow, I'd like a piece of that. |
1.3388 |
0.05696 |
121 |
90 |
21 |
10 |
621 |
I can't remember what God said not to eat, but it sure wasn't pie! |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
622 |
An old family recipe? Really? |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
623 |
Look, Adam! It's new from "Snake and Bake"! |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
624 |
I call this flavor Adam's Apple |
1.3361 |
0.05880 |
119 |
90 |
18 |
11 |
625 |
Where is the oven ? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
626 |
We"ll beat him on a technicality. |
1.3361 |
0.05880 |
119 |
90 |
18 |
11 |
627 |
Honey, you shouldn't have. |
1.3361 |
0.05880 |
119 |
90 |
18 |
11 |
628 |
I'm more of a fig man myself. |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
629 |
I love the smell of original cinnamon. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
630 |
Wow! That smells amaz--Oh, my God, we're naked! |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
631 |
Smells divine! |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
632 |
Promise me you'll never wear an apron. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
633 |
I understand your pies are to die for. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
634 |
" hmmmm... tempting , really tempting ". |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
635 |
Mom's apple pie? |
1.3361 |
0.06118 |
119 |
92 |
14 |
13 |
636 |
No, no, no... The apple is just an allegory for sex. |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
637 |
Apple pie kinda reminds me of Fall |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
638 |
Let me tell you that one rib is really paying dividends |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
639 |
The origin of gender stereotypes |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
640 |
Well no, He didn't say anything about apple pie per se. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
641 |
Yeast of Eden. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
642 |
mmmmm , that looks downright sinful |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
643 |
Awesome. I didn't even know you got the oven fixed. |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
644 |
Still not tempted. Maybe a flan? |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
645 |
He said we could have our pie and eat it too? What could go wrong? |
1.3361 |
0.05880 |
119 |
90 |
18 |
11 |
646 |
And after all that, you went with cherry? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
647 |
Eve, I swear. Your desserts are just absolutely sinful! |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
648 |
Are you sure this doesn't violate the spirit of the law? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
649 |
Who gave you the recipe? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
650 |
Just like Mom used to make. . .oh wait." |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
651 |
Umm, yeah... I just don't think He'll appreciate the distinction. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
652 |
So if they're cooked, they're ok to eat? |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
653 |
Sure you can tempt me with dessert. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
654 |
When did you have time to invent the oven? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
655 |
'Grandmother's recipe?' What's a grandmother? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
656 |
Where did you get the oven? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
657 |
Technically that is no longer a fruit, right? |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
658 |
Is it really the original sin if you just copied the recipe? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
659 |
It looks so good it's sinful. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
660 |
You're very persistent, I'll give you that. |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
661 |
I really shouldn't... |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
662 |
So I see you've decided to go for the nuclear option. |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
663 |
You know I can't resist temptation! |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
664 |
Locally sourced? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
665 |
How about you go first this time? |
1.3361 |
0.05102 |
119 |
84 |
30 |
5 |
666 |
Where did you get the oven? |
1.3361 |
0.05880 |
119 |
90 |
18 |
11 |
667 |
Forget the fruit, how did you find an oven out here? |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
668 |
I don't think He'll consider baking the apples in a pie a loophole. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
669 |
What do you mean, your mother's recipe? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
670 |
Apple pie? You bet your asp I'll eat it! |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
671 |
That wasn't exactly what I was thinking of when I told you I wanted a piece. |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
672 |
Well if we're going to hell anyway... |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
673 |
Smells Original. |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
674 |
That looks good ... not that I would know. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
675 |
Peach, right? |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
676 |
I think it's too late for humble pie. |
1.3361 |
0.06118 |
119 |
92 |
14 |
13 |
677 |
Of course I will try the pie, what is the worst that could happen. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
678 |
Will another rib get me ice cream? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
679 |
Any way you slice it, this seems wrong. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
680 |
A fair trade for a prime rib. |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
681 |
Well, I guess He didn't specifically mention pie... |
1.3361 |
0.05102 |
119 |
84 |
30 |
5 |
682 |
My favorite - forbidden fruit pie! |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
683 |
Alternate fact bible story #1 |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
684 |
Really? Cooking makes it okay? |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
685 |
What do you mean, 'It's just like Mom used to make'? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
686 |
You can bake? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
687 |
Are you trying to seduce me? |
1.3361 |
0.04961 |
119 |
83 |
32 |
4 |
688 |
Wait. I still don't understand. Where did the oven come from? |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
689 |
Rhubarb? Thank God! |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
690 |
Should I dress for dinner? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
691 |
I'm pretty sure that still counts. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
692 |
Yah right, you must think I was born yesterday. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
693 |
I think you're supposed to take the first bite. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
694 |
No, now I think we are just compounding the problem. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
695 |
That better be strawberry rhubarb. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
696 |
Okay, maybe not the letter but are you sure this doesn't violate the spirit? |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
697 |
It's just passion fruit. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
698 |
I gave my left rib and that's all the thanks I get? |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
699 |
No need for subterfuge. It's an allegory. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
700 |
So, I guess we're moving? |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
701 |
Alternative fact: We didn't eat the apple; we ate apple pie. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
702 |
You were suppose to FORSAKE it, not BAKE it. |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
703 |
I don't know if it's a sin or not, but it sure is original ! |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
704 |
Ah, nice try. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
705 |
It's wicked good. |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
706 |
I'd rather have my rib back. |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
707 |
That smells sinfully good. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
708 |
Gee, I don't remember any mention of pie, do you? |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
709 |
The Holy Bible: Alternative Facts Edition |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
710 |
Is this an original recipe? |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
711 |
I'm guessing it's apple. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
712 |
I'm thinking cherry might have been a better choice. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
713 |
I don't think discovering the first loophole will change his mind. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
714 |
He'll know, he'll know! |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
715 |
Can I eat just the crust? |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
716 |
... well I guess God didn't say anything about rhubarb |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
717 |
Tempting......... |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
718 |
Do you remember whether it is only apples or all apple products that are forbidden? |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
719 |
If it looks like an apple, smells like an apple, and tastes like an apple, it's still an apple, Eve. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
720 |
I hope this doesn't get us evicted. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
721 |
Eat the apple pie and I get to see you naked? What's the catch? |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
722 |
Why is it called Paradise Lost Pie? |
1.3305 |
0.05903 |
118 |
90 |
17 |
11 |
723 |
Thank God! I thought you said you had a BUN in the oven. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
724 |
What a Godsend |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
725 |
Calm down; it's blueberry. |
1.3303 |
0.06121 |
109 |
83 |
16 |
10 |
726 |
You're sure He's okay with this? |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
727 |
I'll give you one thing, Eve. You are persistent. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
728 |
Religious and moral implications aside, I'm impressed that you found a way to bake it. |
1.3277 |
0.06098 |
119 |
93 |
13 |
13 |
729 |
You really think it will make Eden great again? |
1.3277 |
0.05737 |
119 |
90 |
19 |
10 |
730 |
No, no. You can have the first bite. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
731 |
You're reinforcing gender stereotypes that don't even exist yet! |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
732 |
We don't have an oven. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
733 |
It's even more tempting than I expected. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
734 |
I thought we agreed on a completely sin free diet. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
735 |
Very tempting Eve. |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
736 |
You pulled that from the forbidden oven, didn't you? |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
737 |
No, I'm certain he said "cursed", not "crust". |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
738 |
First ribs, and now apple pie? |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
739 |
Would it kill you to try something new? |
1.3248 |
0.05800 |
117 |
89 |
18 |
10 |
740 |
So let me get this straight . . . baking the fruit for 45 minutes at 425 degrees takes all the forbidden out of it? |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
741 |
Wow Eve, you're really putting all this knowledge stuff to good use! |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
742 |
Stop making this harder than it is. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
743 |
Let me guess. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
744 |
I dunno. Mind if I check the rules again? |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
745 |
Don't tell me what's in it. I want to be surprised. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
746 |
Well, Sunday is my cheat day. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
747 |
Ooh, I'm tempted... |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
748 |
Aren't we getting a little bit ahead of ourselves? |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
749 |
Soul food? |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
750 |
Looks sinfully delicious. The pie looks good too. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
751 |
Only one way to find out... |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
752 |
It would be a sin to let it go cold. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
753 |
Lord knows, you're not making this any easier! |
1.3248 |
0.04830 |
117 |
82 |
32 |
3 |
754 |
Oh Eve that's what you meant when you said " You have something in the oven. "? |
1.3248 |
0.06169 |
117 |
92 |
12 |
13 |
755 |
Let me think this time. |
1.3248 |
0.05800 |
117 |
89 |
18 |
10 |
756 |
So...what's the bad news? |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
757 |
Ok, yes, I do like them apples. |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
758 |
"You've taken temptation to a new level' |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
759 |
It looks good, but is it sinfully good? |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
760 |
When I said I wanted to 'eat your pie'... |
1.3248 |
0.06049 |
117 |
91 |
14 |
12 |
761 |
Is that the "original thin" crust? |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
762 |
If that's apple, we're in trouble. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
763 |
You had me with just an apple. |
1.3248 |
0.05800 |
117 |
89 |
18 |
10 |
764 |
When did you have time to invent the oven? |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
765 |
Is that the original recipe? |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
766 |
How can it be your grandma's recipe? You don't have a grandma! |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
767 |
God knows I can't say no to apple pie! |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
768 |
Are we out of ribs? |
1.3248 |
0.06169 |
117 |
92 |
12 |
13 |
769 |
I'll be damned, is this apple pie?! |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
770 |
What did you do with the apple? |
1.3248 |
0.05800 |
117 |
89 |
18 |
10 |
771 |
Fool me once... |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
772 |
Well, this is escalating quickly. |
1.3220 |
0.05757 |
118 |
90 |
18 |
10 |
773 |
No, no. I said, 'you're the apple of my eye! |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
774 |
Blueberry? Great, we get to stay! |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
775 |
Is it organic? |
1.3217 |
0.05994 |
115 |
89 |
15 |
11 |
776 |
Mmm, looks sinful. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
777 |
When I said I would sell my soul for an apple pie, I meant it figuratively. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
778 |
Taste this and tell me know if it's good or evil. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
779 |
Let me guess, apple again? |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
780 |
If we eat this I'm afraid you'll raise Cain. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
781 |
Wow, thanks. I only said you had a cute asp. |
1.3217 |
0.05865 |
115 |
88 |
17 |
10 |
782 |
Well this certainly looks tempting! |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
783 |
One Slice won't kill me. Right? |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
784 |
Are the apples locally sourced? |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
785 |
Is this pie forbidden-fruit free? |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
786 |
It's Adam's apple pie! |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
787 |
Good and evil I get, but how did you know we had an oven? |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
788 |
Not tonight. I have a headache. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
789 |
It's lovely, darling, but pie are square! |
1.3217 |
0.05865 |
115 |
88 |
17 |
10 |
790 |
So it's okay if it's cooked? |
1.3217 |
0.05865 |
115 |
88 |
17 |
10 |
791 |
Well, I guess you're right. He didn't tell us not to eat pie. |
1.3217 |
0.05865 |
115 |
88 |
17 |
10 |
792 |
He is watching what I eat. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
793 |
Thanks, but I really shouldn't. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
794 |
It doesn't count if it's cooked, right? |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
795 |
Your mother's recipe? How's that again? |
1.3190 |
0.05691 |
116 |
88 |
19 |
9 |
796 |
Do you think we'll get away with it? |
1.3190 |
0.05281 |
116 |
85 |
25 |
6 |
797 |
I guess I can't say it's as good as Mom's.... |
1.3190 |
0.05691 |
116 |
88 |
19 |
9 |
798 |
As long as it's a pie it can't be a sin, right? |
1.3190 |
0.05137 |
116 |
84 |
27 |
5 |
799 |
Aw, you shouldn't have...no, seriously, you shouldn't have... |
1.3190 |
0.05557 |
116 |
87 |
21 |
8 |
800 |
OK, you win. |
1.3190 |
0.05421 |
116 |
86 |
23 |
7 |
801 |
Is this the day that I die? |
1.3190 |
0.05691 |
116 |
88 |
19 |
9 |
802 |
But how could that possibly be your grandmother's recipe...? |
1.3190 |
0.05557 |
116 |
87 |
21 |
8 |
803 |
Maybe give the apple thing a rest. |
1.3190 |
0.04836 |
116 |
82 |
31 |
3 |
804 |
It's just a pie, what could go wrong? |
1.3190 |
0.05137 |
116 |
84 |
27 |
5 |
805 |
You know that doesn't change anything, right? |
1.3158 |
0.05476 |
114 |
85 |
22 |
7 |
806 |
I hope it's guilt free. |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
807 |
Do I smell original cinnamon? |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
808 |
What do you mean He hasn't created ice cream yet? |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
809 |
Eve, the pie looks absolutely sinful! |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
810 |
Funny, it doesn't smell like strawberry rhubarb. |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
811 |
Wow! Look at those apples. |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
812 |
That's original. |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
813 |
No! It's totally cool!! I found a damnation free recipe on Pinterest! |
1.3158 |
0.06144 |
114 |
90 |
12 |
12 |
814 |
Wow, just like mom used to... wait! |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
815 |
Well, He didn't say anything about forbidden PIE... |
1.3158 |
0.05185 |
114 |
83 |
26 |
5 |
816 |
But I don't have a mother. |
1.3158 |
0.06017 |
114 |
89 |
14 |
11 |
817 |
What do you mean it's your mother's recipe? |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
818 |
Are you sure He said Garden of Eatin'? |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
819 |
What tree did you pick that pie from? |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
820 |
What's that you say? Mom's apple pie? I don't think so. |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
821 |
I do not think it will make Him change His mind. |
1.3158 |
0.05476 |
114 |
85 |
22 |
7 |
822 |
Did you make it from scratch? |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
823 |
Technically, I think that still counts. |
1.3158 |
0.05033 |
114 |
82 |
28 |
4 |
824 |
Tempting, but I'd rather have ribs. |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
825 |
You really should ask HIM for a pair of oven mitts |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
826 |
...you invented pie! |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
827 |
This can't be paradise, I wanted peach cobbler. |
1.3158 |
0.05333 |
114 |
84 |
24 |
6 |
828 |
Is it guilt-free? |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
829 |
A bite of your apple pie? Sure, what could go wrong? |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
830 |
Nice, but I like your buns better |
1.3158 |
0.05333 |
114 |
84 |
24 |
6 |
831 |
I really shouldn't. One slice and it all goes right to my mortality. |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
832 |
You think He won't know what's inside? |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
833 |
He didn't forbid loopholes. |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
834 |
You really shouldn't have. |
1.3158 |
0.06017 |
114 |
89 |
14 |
11 |
835 |
"Try it! It's to die for". |
1.3158 |
0.05476 |
114 |
85 |
22 |
7 |
836 |
This looks great, Honey, but I really had my heart set on your devil's food cake. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
837 |
Will this make us refugees or expatriates? |
1.3130 |
0.05841 |
115 |
89 |
16 |
10 |
838 |
'Guiltless' apple pie, you say? |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
839 |
Can we take it to go? |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
840 |
Well, I guess one little slice won't hurt. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
841 |
What do you mean that it's as good as my mother's? What's a mother? |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
842 |
Finally, something other than ribs! |
1.3130 |
0.05841 |
115 |
89 |
16 |
10 |
843 |
Don't make this more complicated than it already is. |
1.3130 |
0.05841 |
115 |
89 |
16 |
10 |
844 |
Let's skip the apple pie and go straight to working on motherhood. |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
845 |
She was warned. Nevertheless, she persisted. |
1.3130 |
0.05970 |
115 |
90 |
14 |
11 |
846 |
I think as long as we don't eat it, we're OK. |
1.3130 |
0.05841 |
115 |
89 |
16 |
10 |
847 |
Well, I'm not sure what you mean by 'sinfully delicious', but it sure smells yummy. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
848 |
Well ... he didn't say anything about pies. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
849 |
Again with the apples? |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
850 |
I was looking everywhere for that apple. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
851 |
Do I smell original cinnamon? |
1.3130 |
0.05970 |
115 |
90 |
14 |
11 |
852 |
For some reason, I'm feeling very....American |
1.3130 |
0.05841 |
115 |
89 |
16 |
10 |
853 |
I was wondering what happened to the apple. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
854 |
I'm going to regret this. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
855 |
It's mostly sinful because of the four sticks of butter. |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
856 |
I know where you got the apples...but where did you get the sugar, butter, eggs, and flour?!? |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
857 |
I suppose now I'll have to name this too. |
1.3130 |
0.04842 |
115 |
82 |
30 |
3 |
858 |
You invented fire on your own, just for me? |
1.3130 |
0.04997 |
115 |
83 |
28 |
4 |
859 |
Please tell me that’s a chicken pot pie. |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
860 |
Add a scoop of ice cream and I'm in. |
1.3130 |
0.05841 |
115 |
89 |
16 |
10 |
861 |
Are you sure plausible deniability will work ? |
1.3097 |
0.05195 |
113 |
83 |
25 |
5 |
862 |
Thanks, but I'm more of a rib guy. |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
863 |
The origin of half-baked knowledge |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
864 |
This is a bad idea, isn't it? |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
865 |
What do you mean when you say"they" only had apple pie? |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
866 |
Taste this and tell me if it's good or evil. |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
867 |
Well...today is my cheat day. |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
868 |
Nevertheless, she persisted. |
1.3097 |
0.05907 |
113 |
88 |
15 |
10 |
869 |
Maybe just a tiny piece. |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
870 |
Let me get this straight... I get to eat the pie AND realize we are both naked? |
1.3097 |
0.05907 |
113 |
88 |
15 |
10 |
871 |
I really hope that's pumpkin. |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
872 |
Yeah, I think that still counts |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
873 |
MMM...that apple pie is to DIE for! |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
874 |
Well, 'sinfully sweet' does sound better than 'forbidden.' |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
875 |
I think He meant pies too |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
876 |
Your grandma's recipe? What's a grandma? |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
877 |
Who taught you to bake?! |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
878 |
Is that a cover-up? |
1.3097 |
0.05907 |
113 |
88 |
15 |
10 |
879 |
We may need a legal interpretation on this. |
1.3097 |
0.05195 |
113 |
83 |
25 |
5 |
880 |
I just don't think it's a viable workaround. |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
881 |
I, uh, of course I remembered it's our anniversary! |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
882 |
Look, he's omniscient. He's gonna figure it out. |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
883 |
Better wrap it to go. |
1.3097 |
0.06039 |
113 |
89 |
13 |
11 |
884 |
so you say the secret ingredient will improve my cognitive function? |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
885 |
Home made sin? My favorite! |
1.3097 |
0.05907 |
113 |
88 |
15 |
10 |
886 |
At least when we get kicked out, we’ll have a solid business model |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
887 |
I think, calories will be the least of our worries... |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
888 |
That looks positively sinful! |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
889 |
I thought we were eating out. |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
890 |
What's a window sill ? |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
891 |
We'll be banished and have diabetes. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
892 |
Okay, but just a sliver. I'm going to have to fit into a fig leaf tomorrow. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
893 |
On which day did He create ovens again?? |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
894 |
NOT forbidden fruit pie again! |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
895 |
…and you’re naked. |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
896 |
Your mom's recipe? |
1.3097 |
0.05907 |
113 |
88 |
15 |
10 |
897 |
Wow, is that homemade? |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
898 |
Uuuh... I still think that counts as forbidden. |
1.3097 |
0.05195 |
113 |
83 |
25 |
5 |
899 |
A Birthday Pie?!?!?! I'm glad I wore my birthday suit. |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
900 |
I don't fear punishment from God, I fear love handles. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
901 |
Are you positive apple pie doesn't count? |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
902 |
Maybe just a slice, I'm watching my knowledge. |
1.3097 |
0.05195 |
113 |
83 |
25 |
5 |
903 |
What a surprise! I haven't seen you since the fall. |
1.3097 |
0.06039 |
113 |
89 |
13 |
11 |
904 |
Did you remember to turn off the oven? |
1.3097 |
0.05907 |
113 |
88 |
15 |
10 |
905 |
I wanna say apple, but melons are on my mind. |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
906 |
Mock apple pie, I hope. |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
907 |
Since I am about to incur God's terrible wrath, could you make it a la mode. |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
908 |
This will definitely stick to my missing rib. |
1.3097 |
0.05195 |
113 |
83 |
25 |
5 |
909 |
Wait, just like my who used to make? |
1.3097 |
0.05633 |
113 |
86 |
19 |
8 |
910 |
I feel like this is a trap. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
911 |
I forgot our anniversary again, didn't I. |
1.3091 |
0.05739 |
110 |
84 |
18 |
8 |
912 |
I still can't figure out how you got the recipe. |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
913 |
Are you SURE baking takes the sin out of apples? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
914 |
I think he meant it as more of a metaphor. |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
915 |
I usually regret dessert. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
916 |
On second thought, better make that To Go. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
917 |
Actually, I'm more concerned about the gluten. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
918 |
Please tell me that's cherry. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
919 |
Wait. What day does he invent ice cream? |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
920 |
I might be naked, but I'm not that easy. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
921 |
Is there any ice cream, or is that, "forbidden" too? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
922 |
Oh, darling. You shouldn't have. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
923 |
But how can it be your mother's recipe? |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
924 |
You first, Eve. |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
925 |
Maybe we should stick to lower-hanging fruit. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
926 |
I am concerned about just desserts. |
1.3070 |
0.05861 |
114 |
89 |
15 |
10 |
927 |
You have an oven? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
928 |
But first you made an oven? |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
929 |
And on the nineteenth day, God finally bought us a stove. |
1.3070 |
0.05861 |
114 |
89 |
15 |
10 |
930 |
You know you had me at the apple. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
931 |
You say it's made with alternative fruits? |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
932 |
Any forbidden dairy to go with that? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
933 |
Thanks. But if this is Paradise, where's the vanilla ice cream? |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
934 |
He didn't say anything about pie. |
1.3063 |
0.05245 |
111 |
82 |
24 |
5 |
935 |
How do you like them apples? |
1.3063 |
0.06110 |
111 |
88 |
12 |
11 |
936 |
That smells sinful. |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
937 |
That doesn't smell like blueberry ... |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
938 |
That certainly looks tempting... |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
939 |
Well, let's hope there's a pie exception to this whole 'forbidden fruit' thing. |
1.3063 |
0.05245 |
111 |
82 |
24 |
5 |
940 |
If it were just forbidden fruit and not all that gluten, I'd definitely go for it. |
1.3063 |
0.05548 |
111 |
84 |
20 |
7 |
941 |
They didn't have cherry? |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
942 |
Let me guess. You used the original cinnamon. |
1.3063 |
0.05975 |
111 |
87 |
14 |
10 |
943 |
I don't think baking it into a pie will change his mind. |
1.3063 |
0.05245 |
111 |
82 |
24 |
5 |
944 |
I'm pretty sure this violates apple's terms and conditions. |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
945 |
Oh, God! Please tell me it's blueberry! |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
946 |
Oh, I'll eat it all right, but just where have you been keeping it warm? |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
947 |
It took me 3.14 hours to make this. Now, what shall we call it? |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
948 |
Well, strictly speaking, it no longer is 'an apple', is it? |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
949 |
Wouldn't this occasion call for devils food cake ? |
1.3063 |
0.05548 |
111 |
84 |
20 |
7 |
950 |
What Sin It? |
1.3063 |
0.05975 |
111 |
87 |
14 |
10 |
951 |
Being a strict constructionist, I don't believe He said anything about pies. |
1.3063 |
0.05086 |
111 |
81 |
26 |
4 |
952 |
Are all the ingredients locally-sourced? |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
953 |
I'm sensing the eve of destruction. |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
954 |
Shouldn't we just stick with pepperoni pizza like He told us? |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
955 |
I'm more of a cake man |
1.3063 |
0.05975 |
111 |
87 |
14 |
10 |
956 |
I don't remember HIM saying anything about pie. |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
957 |
And do I smell a hint of original cinnamon? |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
958 |
But it smells like apple pie. |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
959 |
But we don't have an oven |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
960 |
I sure hope that's peach. |
1.3063 |
0.05975 |
111 |
87 |
14 |
10 |
961 |
Should we take it to go? |
1.3063 |
0.05548 |
111 |
84 |
20 |
7 |
962 |
Now I feel guilty no matter what I do. |
1.3063 |
0.05086 |
111 |
81 |
26 |
4 |
963 |
That's not what I thought you meant by, "Hey, I have one in the oven." |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
964 |
I am fine with the sin, but not the gluten. |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
965 |
I hope the apples were locally sourced. |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
966 |
Um, I guess that makes it okay... |
1.3063 |
0.05245 |
111 |
82 |
24 |
5 |
967 |
So the pie is a metaphor? |
1.3063 |
0.05086 |
111 |
81 |
26 |
4 |
968 |
You have really evolved! |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
969 |
We're so outta here. |
1.3063 |
0.05548 |
111 |
84 |
20 |
7 |
970 |
Nice try, but I don't think baking it into a pie is gonna get us out of this one. |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
971 |
Well, when you put it that way... |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
972 |
"You were warned. You were given an explanation. Yet, you persisted". |
1.3063 |
0.06373 |
111 |
90 |
8 |
13 |
973 |
Whoa! Back up a little. First of all, what's an "oven?" |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
974 |
Does it still count if they're cooked? |
1.3063 |
0.05975 |
111 |
87 |
14 |
10 |
975 |
First ribs, now pie?! |
1.3019 |
0.06020 |
106 |
83 |
14 |
9 |
976 |
Is this an alternative truth? |
1.3000 |
0.05711 |
110 |
85 |
17 |
8 |
977 |
No way that came from apples, next you'll tell me that we came from monkeys. |
1.3000 |
0.05855 |
110 |
86 |
15 |
9 |
978 |
Maybe if we just eat the crust? |
1.3000 |
0.05711 |
110 |
85 |
17 |
8 |
979 |
Smells sinfully good! |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
980 |
Ooooh, that smells sinful! |
1.3000 |
0.05711 |
110 |
85 |
17 |
8 |
981 |
When you said I could get some of your forbidden pie, I misunderstood. |
1.3000 |
0.05996 |
110 |
87 |
13 |
10 |
982 |
Okay, so... a talking snake assured you this is gluten-free? |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
983 |
Eating your apple pie could get us deported. |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
984 |
It's tempting, but I really shouldn't. |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
985 |
Apple pie served by a spare rib! What did I do to deserve this? |
1.2973 |
0.05947 |
111 |
88 |
13 |
10 |
986 |
But Eve, don't you remember God forbade us to eat gluten? |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
987 |
Mmm ... do I smell original cinnamon? |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
988 |
I don't know how you did that, but it looks like one hell of a temptation. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
989 |
That's weird; I suddenly feel like eating a hot dog and watching a baseball game. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
990 |
It is my cheat day. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
991 |
Pie. Do I even like pie? |
1.2963 |
0.06066 |
108 |
86 |
12 |
10 |
992 |
What's a mom? What's a recipe? |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
993 |
I prefer eternal damnation à la mode. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
994 |
Fine-but this doesn't make up for the rib. |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
995 |
You say, "It's sinful," like that's a good thing. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
996 |
Trust me - baking it at 425 takes the original sin out. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
997 |
That rib was so worth it. |
1.2963 |
0.04968 |
108 |
79 |
26 |
3 |
998 |
No pie for me, thanks, but your melons look tempting. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
999 |
So, guilty pleasure is a good thing? |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1000 |
You can cook too? |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1001 |
Okay—now you're just being mean. |
1.2963 |
0.04968 |
108 |
79 |
26 |
3 |
1002 |
And you're certain the recipe said 'Guilt-Free Apple Pie?' |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1003 |
Spare ribs and apple pie? |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1004 |
What does he mean "sinfully delicious"? |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1005 |
Is that homemade? |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1006 |
I'm thinking with my snake again. |
1.2963 |
0.06207 |
108 |
87 |
10 |
11 |
1007 |
No thanks, I'll just have an apple. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1008 |
This is really messing with the script. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1009 |
I’m not saying you cheated on me. I’m saying we don’t have an oven. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1010 |
Any way you slice it Eve, no dessert is guilt free |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1011 |
I'm sure it's fine. I'm still a little woozy from the rib. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1012 |
Adam and Eve get baked |
1.2963 |
0.06066 |
108 |
86 |
12 |
10 |
1013 |
Apple sin-omen? |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1014 |
And in the beginning, God created male and female. And the male said, "I want a piece of that". |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1015 |
You really think we won't get in trouble if it's baked? |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1016 |
But our Lord God says......wait a minute, did you say there's vanilla ice cream with that? |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1017 |
Oh God, this isn't going to end well. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1018 |
Honey...what did you do with my four and twenty blackbirds.....? |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1019 |
...with one apple? |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1020 |
You made cherry, right? |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1021 |
None of my other ribs give me this kind of trouble. |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1022 |
I may never look at you the same after this. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1023 |
Where the hell did that come from? |
1.2963 |
0.06066 |
108 |
86 |
12 |
10 |
1024 |
I'm on a diet, but what the hell... |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1025 |
Hey, you got the oven fixed! |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1026 |
Why do women make everything so complicated? |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1027 |
Fuck it. |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1028 |
Well, yes, I suppose I could be tempted with dessert. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1029 |
And on the fifteenth day, God created oven mitts. |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1030 |
He never said anything about a forbidden pie... |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1031 |
Well, I guess he didn't say anything about rhubarb. |
1.2963 |
0.05139 |
108 |
80 |
24 |
4 |
1032 |
'Mom's apple pie'? I'm so confused. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1033 |
Ribs AND pie? Talk about sinful! |
1.2963 |
0.06207 |
108 |
87 |
10 |
11 |
1034 |
But maybe He doesn't want me to understand women? |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1035 |
Eve, sweetheart, no more advice from the snake. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1036 |
It's tempting, but I think it still counts. |
1.2963 |
0.05139 |
108 |
80 |
24 |
4 |
1037 |
Don't tell me. Apple? |
1.2963 |
0.05139 |
108 |
80 |
24 |
4 |
1038 |
Well, technically it is my cheat day... |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1039 |
The serpent doesn't give up, does it? |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1040 |
It does look tempting. |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1041 |
Trust me, it'll be okay. He didn't say apple PIE. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1042 |
Oh no, did I forget our anniversary? |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1043 |
Original sin - all American style. |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1044 |
As American as Original Sin. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1045 |
I don't know--I think I'd rather have ribs. |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1046 |
If we are going to get kicked out over this, we should at least do a la mode. |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1047 |
I wanted ribs. I haven't had them in a while. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1048 |
I'd love a slice, but it will be the fall of me. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1049 |
Aren't we moving a little fast? |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1050 |
Sorry, I can't. I'm on the paleo diet. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1051 |
I don't know. It still feels wrong. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1052 |
Mom, who? |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1053 |
Please tell me it's locally sourced. |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1054 |
Wait a minute, we don't have fire yet. What's going on here! |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1055 |
Tempting, but I'll have hell to pay tomorrow. |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1056 |
Quiche? |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1057 |
Eve's first piece of knowledge: The way to a man's heart. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1058 |
My heart says no but my loins say yes. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1059 |
I'd love to eat your pie. Now what's that you're holding? |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
1060 |
I don't suppose a slice of apple pie could hurt. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1061 |
Apple pie! How original. And sinful. |
1.2963 |
0.05139 |
108 |
80 |
24 |
4 |
1062 |
Let me get this straight, I'm going to lose my immortal soul ... and I'm going to gain weight? |
1.2963 |
0.04968 |
108 |
79 |
26 |
3 |
1063 |
And on the seventh day God made an oven. |
1.2963 |
0.04968 |
108 |
79 |
26 |
3 |
1064 |
How original of you. That looks sinfully good! |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1065 |
Relax...it's cherry. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1066 |
Honey, that apple pie smells sinful. |
1.2936 |
0.05422 |
109 |
83 |
20 |
6 |
1067 |
I find it hard to believe that is better than sex. |
1.2936 |
0.05873 |
109 |
86 |
14 |
9 |
1068 |
Is this one of those Apple upgrades? |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1069 |
Let me guess: apple. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1070 |
Is it forbidden free? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1071 |
Technically it IS no longer an apple. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1072 |
One bite can't hurt. |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1073 |
Apple pie a la nude? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1074 |
It's tempting. And it looks good, but what do I know? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1075 |
Please tell me that's rhubarb. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1076 |
I think you misunderstood. It's not the Garden of Eatin'. |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1077 |
If we're gonna get kicked out of the garden for this, I'm gonna want some ice cream to go with it. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1078 |
Eve! Did you just invent the oven? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1079 |
It's the 'locally sourced' part I'm concerned about. |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1080 |
For me? You shouldn't have! |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1081 |
Really? Your mom's recipe? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1082 |
You baked it for the hell of it? |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1083 |
I'm not a dessert person, but what the heck. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1084 |
Here, Adam, this is pie to die for. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1085 |
What does "sinfully delicious" mean? |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1086 |
The crust is to die for. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1087 |
Ah. One of my favorite guilty pleasures. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1088 |
So the snake taught you how to bake an apple pie? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1089 |
Man, he's really trying to get us to eat these apples. |
1.2897 |
0.05145 |
107 |
80 |
23 |
4 |
1090 |
So we were out of figs? |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1091 |
Babe, you put the "sin" in cinnamon apple! |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1092 |
You say this was your mother's recipe? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1093 |
Oh geez....tell me you used the cherries. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1094 |
Hold on now. At some point this becomes entrapment. |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1095 |
You think you found an apple loophole? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1096 |
What did He say about baked? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1097 |
God only knows what's in that pie. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1098 |
Golly, Eve, that's what mom would have baked if I had a mom. |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1099 |
I hope you used the unforbidden apples. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1100 |
Maybe later if I'm not too tired. My boss wants me to name like a million animals. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1101 |
Where'd the apple go? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1102 |
Are the apples local? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1103 |
You had me at ‘you’ll get to wear pants’. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1104 |
That's really tempting, but I could really use some ribs. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1105 |
Thank God it's not devil's food cake. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1106 |
Just one little slice couldn't hurt...could it? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1107 |
Is this a trick? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1108 |
That's a first. |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1109 |
Dessert for breakfast?! This really IS paradise! |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1110 |
Well, this certainly ups the ante... |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1111 |
He said, "Eat apple - die" not "Eat apple pie"! |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1112 |
There was something about apples, but seeing you like that I just can't think straight. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1113 |
Oh no! Not apple! |
1.2897 |
0.06087 |
107 |
86 |
11 |
10 |
1114 |
Are you sure He said, "Just dessert"? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1115 |
I said I wanted a Tie for my birthday! |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1116 |
Wait, are we Americans? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1117 |
What kind? Sounds sinful. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1118 |
It's tempting, but I thought we'd agreed to go paleo. |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1119 |
Does it make a difference if it's in a pie? |
1.2897 |
0.05145 |
107 |
80 |
23 |
4 |
1120 |
You don't take no for an answer,do you? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1121 |
What fresh-baked hell is this? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1122 |
Forbidden fruit pie! That's my all-time favorite! |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1123 |
Is it Kosher ? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1124 |
When Satan hands you apples, you make apple pie. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1125 |
I think it was "dust shalt thou eat all the rest of thy life." You heard "crust"? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1126 |
I think the snake's lying. Let's eat. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1127 |
Thank God, this Paleo diet was killing me. |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1128 |
Yes, an apple pie might be considered an alternative fact. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1129 |
Is it sin-free? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1130 |
what's an oven? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1131 |
We're over-thinking this whole thing. |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1132 |
OMG, you didn't!!! |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1133 |
Smells good, but I have a bad feeling about this... |
1.2897 |
0.05145 |
107 |
80 |
23 |
4 |
1134 |
As long as the apples were locally sourced, I don't see a problem. |
1.2897 |
0.04790 |
107 |
78 |
27 |
2 |
1135 |
An old family recipe? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1136 |
You cooked the sin out of it? |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1137 |
Do you really expect to tempt me into sin without a scoop of ice cream? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1138 |
Honey, Are you sure it's Kosher? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1139 |
What's this "Old Family Recipe" thing? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1140 |
I'll have a slice with a side of eternal damnation. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1141 |
I thought Forbidden Fruit was a metaphor. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1142 |
Oh, God, no! Not another temptation! |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1143 |
Well, technically.... |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1144 |
...well, okay, but it's a sin without ice cream. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1145 |
Honey, before we eat the pie of forbidden fruit, could you go get some forbidden vanilla ice cream? |
1.2897 |
0.06087 |
107 |
86 |
11 |
10 |
1146 |
I baked it with my own free will |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1147 |
Oh no! Now I'm going to have to wear that damn fig leaf! |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1148 |
For our sake, I hope that's pumpkin. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1149 |
Great, you got the oven working again. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1150 |
Where on earth did you learn to bake? |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1151 |
what else you got in the oven, eve? |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1152 |
Whoa, apple. It's like you read my mind. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1153 |
This version of the story will be more believable. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1154 |
No, I've never eaten this before. Any side effects? |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1155 |
I guess it's okay, he didn't say anything about pie. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1156 |
You're rocking the hell out of this backwoods survivor thing! |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1157 |
Madam, I'm . . . damn! |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1158 |
O my God, it's Genesis 3:1416 |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1159 |
To complement your spare rib? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1160 |
I'm not ready for that kind of commitment |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1161 |
Original sinfully delicious |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1162 |
Well, maybe this is a technicality that He can live with. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1163 |
I say it's cherry pie, and I say the hell with it. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1164 |
Eve, please tell me you didn't use the apple ! |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1165 |
Well, I don't think God said anything about BAKED apples. |
1.2897 |
0.05145 |
107 |
80 |
23 |
4 |
1166 |
Alternative fact. Did not eat an apple just a pie. Fake News ! So Sad! |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1167 |
Eve, is this apple? We talked about this. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1168 |
Let's call it 3.14159... |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1169 |
Gosh, Eve, that looks almost SINFUL! |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1170 |
Now that's original! |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1171 |
Just time for one bite, then I'm outta here. |
1.2897 |
0.06087 |
107 |
86 |
11 |
10 |
1172 |
The Garden of Eatin' |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1173 |
I don't know, Eve. It's still APPLES. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1174 |
You devil, I bet its apple pie. |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1175 |
You're sure He just meant if they were raw? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1176 |
I was expecting a different Apple product. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1177 |
It's definitely American but that doesn't mean it's right. |
1.2897 |
0.06087 |
107 |
86 |
11 |
10 |
1178 |
Did you see an ice-cream tree around here? |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1179 |
Oh, great! No oven mitts? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1180 |
There's at least a 3.14 percent chance this is a trick. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1181 |
Oh God, I really hope that's pecan. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1182 |
Uh, when I asked God for a tart that's not exactly what I had in mind. |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1183 |
One small slice for man, one giant leap backward for mankind. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1184 |
I prefer peach but what the hell. |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1185 |
Now why don't we give the damn snake a bite and see what happens. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1186 |
Not quite what I was thinking when you asked if I wanted your Forbidden Pie. |
1.2897 |
0.05940 |
107 |
85 |
13 |
9 |
1187 |
And all I gave you was a rib... |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1188 |
Really, I shouldn't. |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1189 |
Can you certify that pie contains no Tree of Knowledge ingredients and or by products? |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1190 |
Yeah, I'm thinking that's still forbidden. |
1.2897 |
0.04790 |
107 |
78 |
27 |
2 |
1191 |
I thought you told the snake this would be a piece of cake? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1192 |
Make it a la mode and you've got yourself a deal. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1193 |
I baked the sin out of it! |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1194 |
That's one hell of a pie. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1195 |
Is that a gift from Hell's Kitchen? |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1196 |
You will do anything to make me eat that apple |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1197 |
Please tell me that's pecan! |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1198 |
Sorry, Eve, but without ice cream, I just don't find it all that tempting |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1199 |
Honey, you know pie is my biggest downfall. |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1200 |
Why apple? I was fine with pumpkin. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1201 |
Don't tell me. Apple? |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1202 |
Is that the original tin? |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1203 |
We can tell Him we used alternate apples. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1204 |
Honey, that looks sinful! |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1205 |
I'd be tempted if it were A La Mode. |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1206 |
I think you're missing the point. It's not about me disliking your baking. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1207 |
I have it, my first idea ....oven mitts...I was thinking underwear, but it's defiantly oven mitts... |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1208 |
Well . . . when life gives you apples . . . |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1209 |
Ah Eve, you shouldn't have. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1210 |
Apple pie is forbidden, let's just have sex :) |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1211 |
I don't think baking it makes it any less "forbidden." |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1212 |
Now we're really cooked. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1213 |
I didn't realize ovens had been invented. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1214 |
I don't think a flaky crust makes it any less forbidden. |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1215 |
What Sin It? |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1216 |
Don't worry, rules don't apply if it's baked. |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1217 |
I thought you said you had a bun in the oven. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1218 |
There's a Pie of Knowledge? |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1219 |
You baked? That's a first. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1220 |
Fig pie, my favorite but you did save the leaves, right? |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1221 |
Any forbidden ingredients that I should be aware of? |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1222 |
Well, there are other ways to a man's heart, and where did you even find an oven, and a pie pan? |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1223 |
I don't know, it seems half baked |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1224 |
I'll eat anything as long as it isn't ribs. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1225 |
I thought we're supposed to smoke a cigarette |
1.2830 |
0.06107 |
106 |
86 |
10 |
10 |
1226 |
I don't remember him saying pie was a problem... |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1227 |
I don't know if that's really going to smooth things over with Him. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1228 |
When I gave up a rib, I was hoping for more than pie... |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1229 |
I don't know what you call that, Eve, but it smells tempting. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1230 |
Oh my God! Please say that's cherry! |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1231 |
I'm actually on the Paleo diet right now. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1232 |
So the fruit of the tree of knowledge is bad, but the pie of the fruit of the tree of knowledge is okay? |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1233 |
I guessed the news about the apple was fake. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1234 |
I prefer devil's food cake. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1235 |
Where did you find the recipe? |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1236 |
Oh, you are so wicked! |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1237 |
I bet it's absolutely sinful. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1238 |
That's soooo tempting. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1239 |
Mmm, looks sinful. |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1240 |
Cherry? Peach? Blueberry? Sorry, I give up. |
1.2830 |
0.04787 |
106 |
78 |
26 |
2 |
1241 |
It's not the apples I'm worried about. It's more the gluten. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1242 |
"Will you be serving our downfall a'la mode? |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1243 |
Oh, God! I forgot it was our birthday. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1244 |
I didn't fall for the apple, so there's no way I'm going to try the pie. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1245 |
Are you sure it's kosher? |
1.2830 |
0.05958 |
106 |
85 |
12 |
9 |
1246 |
Where did you find the apples? |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1247 |
So you're sure God isn't watching? |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1248 |
I'd die for a slice. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1249 |
It certainly is tempting. |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1250 |
If I eat that I'm going to have to wear some clothes. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1251 |
We're not breaking the rules, just bending them. |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1252 |
Apple pie? we’ll be DEPORTED for sure. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1253 |
Seriously? Hide the apple in a pie trick again?.... |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1254 |
It's forbidden free |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1255 |
Wow! That looks sinfully delicious! |
1.2830 |
0.05958 |
106 |
85 |
12 |
9 |
1256 |
If that's apple I'm out of here |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1257 |
I was expecting ribs tonight. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1258 |
Does it taste as sinful as it looks? |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1259 |
I hope that is blueberry. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1260 |
And it's apple free? |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1261 |
Do you think we'll get away with this cover-up? |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1262 |
Well, it does look sinfully delicious... |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1263 |
I shouldn't, I really really shouldn't ... It's just so tempting ... Maybe one bite, what could happen? |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1264 |
Funny, it doesn't smell like peach pie. |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1265 |
Now that's sinful! |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1266 |
True, He technically didn't say no pies. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1267 |
Well okay, today's my cheat day. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1268 |
That looks sinfully delicious! |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1269 |
You sure there's no apples in it? |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1270 |
Why do you ask if I can keep a secret? |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1271 |
Ha! Let's see Darwin explain this! |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1272 |
Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to need my own lawyer. |
1.2830 |
0.05958 |
106 |
85 |
12 |
9 |
1273 |
The snake suggested "Ala Mode". |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1274 |
So that's what you meant when you said you had one in the oven |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1275 |
Jesus, hot apple pie? Satan's really upped his game ... |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1276 |
Hot damn. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1277 |
Well, cherry IS tempting, but I'm more of an apple man myself. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1278 |
I'll call our lawyer, but I still think we're in trouble. |
1.2830 |
0.04787 |
106 |
78 |
26 |
2 |
1279 |
He didn't say anything about apple pie. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1280 |
I think I'm feelin' more like ribs. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1281 |
Who's "Betty Crocker"? There's only the two of us... |
1.2830 |
0.05958 |
106 |
85 |
12 |
9 |
1282 |
Whoa! I'm tempted to try it! |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1283 |
I don't know, is it apple ? |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1284 |
He didn't say anything about pie. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1285 |
I don't think the story will read the same. |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1286 |
Nice peace offering, but I think He's still pretty ticked about that first one. |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1287 |
It's only a technicality, but maybe it can work. |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1288 |
Initiate the downfall of man AND go over my carbs limit . . . oooh, I don't know. |
1.2804 |
0.04932 |
107 |
80 |
24 |
3 |
1289 |
After eating from the tree of knowledge, I found a loophole |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1290 |
Looks tempting! What could it hurt to try a piece? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1291 |
You want a piece of this? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1292 |
You're sure it's blueberry. |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1293 |
Upping the ante? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1294 |
How about them apples? |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1295 |
What are the side-effects? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1296 |
Forbidden fruit gives me gas. |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1297 |
I hope it's rhubarb. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1298 |
It is my cheat day. |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1299 |
I think we both know where this will lead? |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1300 |
You did WHAT with my rib? |
1.2788 |
0.06027 |
104 |
84 |
11 |
9 |
1301 |
Great ... sinful and fattening -- |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1302 |
Peach, I hope? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1303 |
You did all that PLUS you built an oven? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1304 |
She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1305 |
So beganeth the little known story of Adam and Marie Calender... |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1306 |
Now I'm REALLY confused! |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1307 |
Is that your mother's recipe? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1308 |
How do you know it will increase my self-awareness? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1309 |
Did he say anything about apple pie? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1310 |
This will really mess up some Bible stories. |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1311 |
Can I get that to go? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1312 |
Any chance of a la mode? |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1313 |
Wow, that smells sinfully delicious... |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1314 |
He didn't forbid piety. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1315 |
I'm not really tempted unless you add ice cream. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1316 |
"If guests are coming you'd better put some clothes on". |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1317 |
Let me guess. |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1318 |
Ok, but I won't inhale. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1319 |
Just desserts! My favorite! |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1320 |
Please tell me it's cherry? |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1321 |
Is it locally sourced? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1322 |
God damnit |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1323 |
Fool me once, fool me twice! |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1324 |
I've got a bad feeling about this. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1325 |
Want a piece? |
1.2788 |
0.06180 |
104 |
85 |
9 |
10 |
1326 |
You know, that would be a lot more tempting with some ice cream! |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1327 |
What happens if I just eat the CRUST? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1328 |
Wow, will these temptations never end? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1329 |
It's an "alternative" apple |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1330 |
You made me a pie? What's the catch? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1331 |
Is that Adam's apple pie? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1332 |
You never told me you can bake. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1333 |
Jesus Eve...yeah, that still counts |
1.2788 |
0.06027 |
104 |
84 |
11 |
9 |
1334 |
Well, I bet it's a pretty wicked recipe. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1335 |
Oh, you shouldn't have. |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1336 |
Alternative Facts won't change history. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1337 |
Adam had already turned down the apple once. Nevertheless, she persisted. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1338 |
You got this from a tree? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1339 |
Don't get me wrong, I love apple pie. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1340 |
That's your first apple pie. It smells like heaven, but I'll bet it tastes like hell. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1341 |
Expecting company? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1342 |
He can't kick us out for pie, right? |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1343 |
Pretty sure apple pie is still a no-go |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1344 |
Where did you acquire the knowledge to bake? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1345 |
You always know how to tempt me. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1346 |
Well that certainly is original |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1347 |
Out of 10, I'd give it a 3.1416. |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1348 |
Well, he didn't say anything about apple pie! |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1349 |
It's apple sin-namon. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1350 |
And on the eighth day God created euphemisms |
1.2788 |
0.06027 |
104 |
84 |
11 |
9 |
1351 |
Oh, you can cook. My mom's going to love you. Wait, do I have a mother? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1352 |
On the 4,543,000,013th day, God said to Adam, "“From anything gluten free you may eat freely; but from the pie of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die from diabetes, cancer, and obesity.” |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1353 |
Wow! You learned to make that from the tree of knowledge? How about a hat and a pair of shorts? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1354 |
Original recipe... Original Sin... it's a tough decision! |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1355 |
I'm pretty sure that still counts. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1356 |
Oh, THAT One in The Oven. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1357 |
I have no idea who Sara Lee is. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1358 |
In this case, the way to eternal damnation is through a man's stomach. |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1359 |
Don't you think sharing a cigarette is a bit more appropriate? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1360 |
I didn't hear Him say, "unless they are baked in a pie." |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1361 |
Organic. Fair-trade.Vegan. Sugar-free. It would be a sin NOT to take a bite! |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1362 |
That's great, Eve. Now if only He had created forks... |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1363 |
As long as it's not apple. |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1364 |
It would be a shame not to eat it. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1365 |
Can I tempt you ? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1366 |
Eating this will make me want to look down? |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1367 |
Holy smokes! What the devil is that? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1368 |
When I said I wanted your warm apples, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1369 |
Adam had tried to explain that he didn't like apple pie, yet she persisted. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1370 |
Wait, it's whose recipe? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1371 |
Honey, it's snake and bake. |
1.2788 |
0.05870 |
104 |
83 |
13 |
8 |
1372 |
She was warned. She was given an explanation. Neverthelessssss, she persisted. |
1.2788 |
0.06027 |
104 |
84 |
11 |
9 |
1373 |
Sorry, I'm dieting with the help of my new motto, 'A minute on the lips, entire human history on the hips.' |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1374 |
I'd more tempted if we had ice cream to go with it. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1375 |
All this, for a rib! |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1376 |
Smells good--and evil. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1377 |
If I try it, then! can we have sex? |
1.2778 |
0.06005 |
108 |
88 |
10 |
10 |
1378 |
Holy cow! I must be in paradise! |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
1379 |
You bake, too? |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
1380 |
I guess He didn't say anything about forbidden fruit pie. |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
1381 |
You got the recipe from a serpent? |
1.2762 |
0.05327 |
105 |
81 |
19 |
5 |
1382 |
A rib for a pie. Yeahhhhhh, that seems fair. |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
1383 |
Where in hell did you find an oven?! |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1384 |
He's sending mixed messages about this whole forbidden thing. |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1385 |
So that's where the apple went. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1386 |
Wait a minute, you say it's your grandmother's recipe? |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1387 |
No way. Next thing I know, you'll want me to wear pants. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1388 |
Thanks Eve but I'm really a Windows kinda guy. |
1.2718 |
0.06200 |
103 |
85 |
8 |
10 |
1389 |
That doesn't look like Devil's Food cake. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1390 |
You can bake too? |
1.2718 |
0.04818 |
103 |
77 |
24 |
2 |
1391 |
Thisssss is Alternative Sin, go ahead it's OK. |
1.2718 |
0.05721 |
103 |
82 |
14 |
7 |
1392 |
You're absolutely sure he created a Cheat Day? |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1393 |
Do you really believe this will make the garden great again? |
1.2647 |
0.06220 |
102 |
85 |
7 |
10 |
1394 |
I thought we agreed you wouldn't lead us into temptation. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1395 |
Damned if you do...damned if you don't. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1396 |
But is it kosher? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1397 |
But she persisted." |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1398 |
I can't, I'm paleo |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1399 |
I must be in Paradise. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1400 |
OK with me, but His legal department may have some issues with this. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1401 |
You're sure it's OK if they're baked in a pie? |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1402 |
What kind is it?" "Apple sin-amon. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1403 |
I hope it's not an apple pie? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1404 |
Well, you did say when life gives you apples... |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1405 |
So if I eat it, I'll understand why it doesn't count? |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1406 |
I hope that's pecan, |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1407 |
It's half-baked like your rib story. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1408 |
Looks positively tempting. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1409 |
The real sin here is the added carbs. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1410 |
No, I don't think He'll think it's okay now. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1411 |
Well now it's even more sinful... |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1412 |
If it means we have to put clothes on, I don't want it. |
1.2647 |
0.04812 |
102 |
77 |
23 |
2 |
1413 |
I'm on the Paleo diet; you can't tempt me. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1414 |
Whose recipe? The devil you say! |
1.2647 |
0.04812 |
102 |
77 |
23 |
2 |
1415 |
Mom and apple pie? What the heck is a Mom? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1416 |
Another spinach pie in paradise ... what I would give for a little fresh fruit. |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1417 |
Smells like you went heavy on the sin o' men |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1418 |
That's a tiny bit better, but I still think it will count |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1419 |
You are sure this is the peach one, right? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1420 |
I don't know. Maybe we should go with peaches. Apples seem to piss Him off big time. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1421 |
It's your grandmother's recipe? I'm confused... |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1422 |
Original sin-namon apple pie!?! My favorite! |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1423 |
That smells so good, it has to be something I shouldn't eat. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1424 |
It looks, I want to say, heavenly. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1425 |
What harm could come from one little piece of pie? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1426 |
I dunno, looks sinful. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1427 |
You are drastically overestimating my willpower. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1428 |
I don't know why I'm thinking this but you really should feed it to the snake. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1429 |
Apple pie! What's next, motherhood? |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1430 |
It'll be worth it. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1431 |
Smells great, but what if I eat it and all-hell breaks out in America 6,000 years from now? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1432 |
When is this fucking acid going to wear off? |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1433 |
Well, it does look wicked good. |
1.2647 |
0.04812 |
102 |
77 |
23 |
2 |
1434 |
So, sugar coating it will make everything okay? |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1435 |
Tell me it's rhubarb |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1436 |
No matter how we slice it there's no going back. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1437 |
Where did you plug in the oven? |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1438 |
Alternative fact: All the forbidden was baked out |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1439 |
Well, as long as it's gluten free... |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1440 |
How can that possibly be your mother's old family recipe? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1441 |
They say this is the way to a man's rib. |
1.2647 |
0.06062 |
102 |
84 |
9 |
9 |
1442 |
Do I even want to know? |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1443 |
"What part of all-knowing do you not understand?' |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1444 |
I'm going to need deniability. Tell me it's blueberry. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1445 |
Can't go wrong with apple. |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1446 |
I mean....He never said anything about apple pie... |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1447 |
Thank God you finally gave up trying to get me to eat those damned apples. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1448 |
Oh yeah, Sin and Death are coming over at 6, right? |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1449 |
In God we crust. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1450 |
When life gives you apples, make apple-pie. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1451 |
Tell me it isn't apple. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1452 |
You go ahead. I ordered a pizza. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1453 |
My gosh, why didn't I think of that!? Nobody will notice! |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1454 |
Don't worry, it's Rhubarb. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1455 |
So, pie is square with God? |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1456 |
Well, it does look sinfully delicious... |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1457 |
It's legal here in Colorado. |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1458 |
Yeah, but it's not Mom's. |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1459 |
The devil is in the details. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1460 |
Can I get some ribs with that? |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1461 |
Your mother's recipe? Why do I feel like I'm being tricked? |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1462 |
Oh gosh, I really shouldn't. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1463 |
"'The Pie of Knowledge'? What an odd thing to call it. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1464 |
"I thought Devil's Food was a cake! |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1465 |
Please tell me that's rhubarb. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1466 |
I got the recipe from a trustworthy source. |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1467 |
Please tell me that's a peach cobbler. |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1468 |
But it doesn't smell like pumpkin pie. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1469 |
Oh wow... Lilith never baked... |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1470 |
I thought we were having ribs tonight. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1471 |
Should I dress before or after dinner? |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1472 |
Sacrilicious |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1473 |
But wouldn't you rather eat afterward? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1474 |
It's apple pie not an apple -so I think we are ok. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1475 |
Are you sure this is sin-free? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1476 |
I think we should consult an attorney. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1477 |
You are right, he didn't say anything about apple pie. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1478 |
We're cooked. |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1479 |
No thanks, the last one you made me tasted like eternal damnation... |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1480 |
Holy cow! You really do want to leave. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1481 |
I guess a small piece won't hurt . |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1482 |
That better be mock apple pie. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1483 |
I thought you were going to make a Devil's food cake? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1484 |
I hope you didn't use local apples. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1485 |
And I can eat it and have it too? |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1486 |
Aw, shucks. It was just one rib. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1487 |
It smells delicious! Hey, let's dress for dinner. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1488 |
That looks heavenly. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1489 |
Tell me you didn't get the recipe' from the snake. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1490 |
Don't you think we're poking the bear a little bit? |
1.2647 |
0.05899 |
102 |
83 |
11 |
8 |
1491 |
I still think it's a no no. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1492 |
OMG Sara . . .Eve is going to get suspicious! |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1493 |
If this does it, we'll name it Piagra. |
1.2647 |
0.06062 |
102 |
84 |
9 |
9 |
1494 |
And you're sure He won't notice what's in there? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1495 |
So cooking destroys the knowledge? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1496 |
Lemme guess. Apple? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1497 |
How about just a hug? |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1498 |
You're sure its not apple? |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1499 |
Forbidden fruit? My favorite! |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1500 |
Eve, how is it less forbidden that way? |
1.2647 |
0.04812 |
102 |
77 |
23 |
2 |
1501 |
I'm telling you, it's to die for. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1502 |
Honey, you invented the oven! |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1503 |
What do you mean the apples were free? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1504 |
This is how it starts, doesn't it? |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1505 |
That looks to die for! |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1506 |
The serpent told you to bite it not bake it. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1507 |
Which tree did you make this from again? |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1508 |
You never give up. Do you, Eve. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1509 |
Ooh, that DOES smell tempting! |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1510 |
Oh no! You've been to Hell's Kitchen again! |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1511 |
But if we eat it we will have knowledge of gluten and evil. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1512 |
Uh, ladies first. |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1513 |
tempting. It looks sinfully good. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1514 |
No wonder they call this the Garden of Eatin' |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1515 |
Mmmmm, smells originally sinful. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1516 |
Peach? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1517 |
Is that original cinnamon I smell in that pie? |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1518 |
So, you think this is a valid loophole? Cause it sure smells good! |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1519 |
First the Apple-now the pie, you REALLY Don't Listen! |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1520 |
so, you think it's ok if it's baked in a pie? |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1521 |
I was really hoping you'd make cherry. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1522 |
Well, he didn't say we couldn't bake. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1523 |
I can't, I'm on the Paleo diet. |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1524 |
No, I asked if you know what pi is. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1525 |
...an eternity on the hips. |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1526 |
Tell me that's not fresh from Hell's oven. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1527 |
You really want me to eat that apple, don't you? |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1528 |
Please tell me that it's not apple. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1529 |
The snake is technically correct, He did say "APPLES", not "APPLE PIE". |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1530 |
Is this what you meant by, “Life is short. Eat dessert first”? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1531 |
So...the original tart bearing tart? |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1532 |
Pie of the fruit of the tree of knowledge? What's pie? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1533 |
Now, did He say 'No apple' or 'No pie? |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1534 |
I guess you're right, apple pie isn't the same thing as an apple. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1535 |
I can still smell knowledge in there. Knowledge is for losers. Sad. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1536 |
Brilliant! Apple pie's not covered by the ban! |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1537 |
I thought you said you were making devil food cake. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1538 |
On the 4,543,000,013th day, God said to Adam, "“From anything gluten free you may eat freely; but from the pie of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die from diabetes, cancer, and obesity.” |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1539 |
Tricky---I'll wait for the Ninth Circuit's ruling |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1540 |
If it makes you happy. One bite couldn't hurt. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1541 |
Gee, it looks tempting. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1542 |
Wow. You must really think I'm an idiot. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1543 |
If I eat of this pie will I acquire knowledge of gluten and evil? |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1544 |
Been watching Hell's Kitchen again, huh? |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1545 |
Wow, you made that with just one apple? |
1.2600 |
0.04845 |
100 |
76 |
22 |
2 |
1546 |
So that's what happened to the leftover forbidden fruit. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1547 |
I'm really sorry. I guess you still don't get it. I'm with Steve. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1548 |
Well, it's sure tempting. |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1549 |
Please tell me it's blueberry. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1550 |
You're sure it's blueberry. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1551 |
Didn't he say gluten was a no-no? |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1552 |
No thanks. I just started the Paleo diet. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1553 |
God forbid you have dessert just once. |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1554 |
Why do I feel this will end, badly! |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1555 |
God, that smells sinfully good. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1556 |
I will not eat it from your hand. I will not eat if from a pan. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1557 |
Now that you mention it, I don't recall a word against apple pie. |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1558 |
Well, he said nothing about pies, right? |
1.2600 |
0.04845 |
100 |
76 |
22 |
2 |
1559 |
I can't handle sweets, I know I'll pay for it later. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1560 |
It just really feels like He wants us to eat the apples... |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1561 |
Gosh, I never thought I'd have to choose between pie and piety. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1562 |
Please tell me that's cherry. |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1563 |
Sure, I'll have some. What is the harm from just a slice? |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1564 |
The story of Adam and Eve based on newly discovered "Alternative Facts." |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
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81 |
12 |
7 |
1565 |
I hope this turns out better than the last time |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1566 |
Oh my God! Marry me! |
1.2600 |
0.05966 |
100 |
82 |
10 |
8 |
1567 |
Where did you discover an oven? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1568 |
You are a woman ahead of your time. |
1.2600 |
0.04845 |
100 |
76 |
22 |
2 |
1569 |
Pie à la nude? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1570 |
I dunno, I'm on this paleo diet... |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1571 |
Tempting......... |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1572 |
Trust me. It's sinfully delicious. |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1573 |
The only sin here is that store-bought pie crust. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1574 |
I'll take a bite, if you tell me how you have a belly button? |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1575 |
smells like apples and sin-a-man. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1576 |
Wow, what a great way to get around that silly rule. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1577 |
God, that smells sinfully good. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1578 |
Okay, I'll bite. What could be the harm of just one piece? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1579 |
Please tell me that's not apple pie. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1580 |
I think you overcooked the metaphor. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1581 |
Umm... Thanks, but I'll stick with ignorance. |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1582 |
I really wanted the iPhone 7 when I said anything Apple |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1583 |
Welcome to the neighborhood Steve. I baked this pie for you and Adam. |
1.2600 |
0.06133 |
100 |
83 |
8 |
9 |
1584 |
Wow, Apple pie, now that's tempting. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1585 |
Uhhh...you had me at the apple. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1586 |
So God didn't say if we ate the fruit we will die? He really said please enjoy a pie? |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1587 |
Technically it's a pie, so I think we're in the clear. |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1588 |
I don't remember HIM saying anything about pie. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1589 |
There's nothing else in the oven, right? |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1590 |
Is the apple locally-sourced? |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1591 |
That looks sinfully delicious! |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1592 |
Wow! That looks sinfully delicious! |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1593 |
Now, that is tempting. [Note: "that" should be italicized.] |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1594 |
We're going out BIG, baby! |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1595 |
Wait, you said that this is your Mom's recipe? |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1596 |
How do you like them apples? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1597 |
Suddenly, Adam realized that eternal banishment from Paradise wouldn't be such a bad deal. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1598 |
Oh, great. Now I have to invent ice cream. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1599 |
And I was so sure that God didn't make little green apples. |
1.2600 |
0.05966 |
100 |
82 |
10 |
8 |
1600 |
As long as it wasn't the Tree of Canned Filling. |
1.2600 |
0.05966 |
100 |
82 |
10 |
8 |
1601 |
I thought we decided on peach. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1602 |
Still can't. I'm knowledge-intolerant. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1603 |
If God gives you apples, make apple pie. |
1.2600 |
0.04845 |
100 |
76 |
22 |
2 |
1604 |
They were out of spare ribs. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1605 |
These seems like another one of your half baked ideas. |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
1606 |
When you told me this morning that you wanted to put one in the oven I thought we'd be raising Cain. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
1607 |
Eve, I know alternative facts are a big trend these days. But an apple remains an apple... |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
1608 |
At least now we'll get kicked out on a full stomach |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1609 |
I think he's gonna be more angry that you used his oven. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1610 |
No, Kelly Anne. Alternative forbidden fruit is still forbidden fruit. |
1.2525 |
0.06149 |
99 |
83 |
7 |
9 |
1611 |
It smells sinfully delicious. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1612 |
Alright, just one bite. What harm could it do? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1613 |
Who gave you the recipe? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1614 |
You're sure there are no apples? |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1615 |
Please tell me that's strawberry-rhubarb. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1616 |
Oh my Go! Say it isn't apple! |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1617 |
I think it still counts. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1618 |
That'll go straight to my mortality. |
1.2525 |
0.05979 |
99 |
82 |
9 |
8 |
1619 |
Very tempting, but what is it ? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1620 |
Please tell me it's peach. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1621 |
I don't mind apple pie, but I don't feel comfortable starting this gender dynamic |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1622 |
No thanks, look I'll just call you later. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1623 |
An apple pie! Oh, you shouldn't have. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1624 |
Maybe we should get dressed for the occasion? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1625 |
What's next; motherhood? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1626 |
MOCK! I said MOCK apple pie! |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1627 |
What do I think? I think you're a terrific baker and a terrible listener. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1628 |
No thanks, I'm doing paleo. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1629 |
That better be a fig pie. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1630 |
You're sure its not apple? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1631 |
I guess a small slice wouldn't be a huge sin... |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1632 |
Is it a sin to love dessert? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1633 |
It's probably not forbidden in pie form. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1634 |
Wow! Apple pie a la nude! |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1635 |
Can we have the main course first? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1636 |
"Hmmm, I guess it's not really like eating an apple off the tree". |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1637 |
My new snake friend says this pie is just to die for! |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1638 |
He said-- something, something, apples... ahh screw it, we should be fine. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1639 |
The genesis of Atheism |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1640 |
Umm, you didn’t cook that on the burning bush, did you? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1641 |
Where did you say you got the oven? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1642 |
A moment on the lips, forever on the conscious as the root of suffering for all mankind. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1643 |
Thanks, but why pumpkin? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1644 |
That'd be really tempting with a cup of coffee. |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1645 |
'Alternative apples,' huh? Well...I suppose that makes it all right. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1646 |
Hmm, you're right. He didn't say a word about baked goods. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1647 |
I'm tempted. But I worry about getting burned. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1648 |
Look, I said I would join the nudist colony, but no way in hell am I going to eat hot pie naked. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1649 |
Something tells me I may regret this, but what the hell? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1650 |
Forbidden fruit pie again? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1651 |
We need to wait for it to cool. What should we do in the meanwhile? |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1652 |
Is it organic and gluten free? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1653 |
I'm pretty sure he said 'definitely eat the pie'. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1654 |
I didn't realize we have an oven. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1655 |
Unfortunately, I just started the pre-paleo diet. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1656 |
Think you can tempt me by putting it in a pie? |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1657 |
Thanks, but I'll go with the fig leaf. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1658 |
The calories alone seem sinful. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1659 |
Too... many... metaphors... |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1660 |
I'm tempted but I filled up on unicorn |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1661 |
So you think He won't mind if you used canned apples? |
1.2525 |
0.05979 |
99 |
82 |
9 |
8 |
1662 |
A meat pie? It's amazing what you can make from ribs! |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1663 |
Which one is my pie hole? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1664 |
I sure hope that's cherry. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1665 |
I hope that is blueberry pie. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1666 |
Okay. I guess I can diet when I'm in Hell. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1667 |
Any known side effects? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1668 |
OMG! That's positively sinful! |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1669 |
Don't worry, it's blueberry. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1670 |
No worries, it's blueberry |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1671 |
Wow. Apple Pie! God Bless You,Eve |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1672 |
just deserts? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1673 |
Just curious. Where was it baked? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1674 |
Do you want me to believe you invented fire? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1675 |
It's "Dating Naked" meets "The Great British Baking Show." |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1676 |
It better not be apple |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1677 |
So...I put in my THUMB and pull out a ... WHAT? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1678 |
Why do you keep calling it "sinfully delicious?" |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1679 |
No matter how you slice it, we're still outta here! |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1680 |
Are you sure " pie " makes it OK ? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1681 |
Wait, did you use the forbidden oven? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1682 |
Wait until he hears about this! |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1683 |
Smells divine! |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1684 |
And you're certain it's mock apple pie? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1685 |
Clothes, chairs, a roof over our heads -- I'm in. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1686 |
It's not the apple, it's the carbs and fat that worry me. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1687 |
Aren't you full from the ribs? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1688 |
Did you get Pi from the Tree of Knowledge? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1689 |
After this life will never be the same |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1690 |
You could have had me with an apple. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1691 |
I don't know, babe. I'm still full from the ribs. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1692 |
Uhh are you sure you know how this story goes? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1693 |
That pie smells heavenly. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1694 |
Brilliant! Pie changes everything. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1695 |
We already messed up, let's eat some apple pie. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1696 |
So you're saying if it's cooked it's no longer knowledge and I can eat it? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1697 |
Still doesn't tempt me. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1698 |
You're killing me |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1699 |
Oh sweetie, you remembered our one day anniversary! |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1700 |
Wow, that is to-get-banished for. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1701 |
My eyes were on the pie!! |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1702 |
You got the recipe from a what?! |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1703 |
So they finally delivered the oven? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1704 |
Cherry, you say? Okay, I'll have a bite. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1705 |
And it's apple free? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1706 |
We weren't supposed to use the oven. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1707 |
That's so hot. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1708 |
The serpent just mentioned something about ice cream?... |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1709 |
Please don't tell me it's apple. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1710 |
Can I get that to go? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1711 |
Rhubarb again? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1712 |
Tart. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1713 |
Well you're right I guess; He didn't say anything about baking it in a pie. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1714 |
What do you mean, exactly, by 'sinfully delicious'...? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1715 |
Who told you I like apple pie? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1716 |
PLEASE tell me that's a peach pie! |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1717 |
Is this an "alternative" apple? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1718 |
Can we get it to go? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1719 |
Frankly, I'd rather raise a little Cain. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1720 |
Okay, now you're just banking on the technicality. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1721 |
We have a PIE tree! |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1722 |
That looks just SINFUL. |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1723 |
Mmm ... smells like bad decisions. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1724 |
That pie sure looks tempting. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1725 |
Clearly these weren't His exact words. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1726 |
Oh lord, let's hope it's cherry pie. |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1727 |
Let's call the crust Original Thin. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1728 |
Are you sure the fruit wasn't locally sourced? |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1729 |
Not apple, again! |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1730 |
It would be more tempting if we had whipped cream. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1731 |
We're cooked. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1732 |
What is ice-cream and why am I craving it? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1733 |
So that makes it OK? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1734 |
Well, we may as well go all the way..... Here, have some apple pie. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1735 |
Eve, if that's apple pie, we're outta here! |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1736 |
"I'm new here. What could go wrong?' |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1737 |
Isn't it a sin to start with dessert? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1738 |
The chrust is risen |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1739 |
Please tell me the apple thing is fake news. |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1740 |
Did you get it to go? |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1741 |
Don't worry, it's peach. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1742 |
It's an alternative apple. Tremendous. Believe me. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1743 |
Apple pie for dessert? Shouldn't we have the ribs for dinner first!? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1744 |
Hmm, apple pie does sound tempting. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1745 |
So...your position is that God forbade eating an apple, but eating an apple derivative will hedge our downside risk? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1746 |
If we're gonna get banished...might as well go on a full stomach |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1747 |
Your apple pie is downright sinful. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1748 |
Oh? No...bye, bye Miss American Pie. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1749 |
Whew! Now you are really tempting me!! |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1750 |
Are the apples knowledge-free? |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1751 |
You said a snake gave you this recipe? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1752 |
Since baseball and hot dogs didn't cause any problems, sure why not? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1753 |
Wait, didn't God say not to eat from the tree of knowledge of stereotyped gender roles? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1754 |
Don't tell me I forgot our anniversary? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1755 |
Sorry, Eve, but I have trouble believing your mother gave you the recipe." |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1756 |
Life or pie? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1757 |
That's awesome, Eve. They will write books about this. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1758 |
He told us not to go anywhere near that windowsill. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1759 |
I'm cutting out gluten, can I have just the apple? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1760 |
"Eve steps up her cooking game in: 'Temptation II: The Garden of Eatin'' |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1761 |
From the sky? Sounds plausible. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1762 |
Did you remember to turn the oven off? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1763 |
The forbidden fructose. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1764 |
Wow that's really tempting. What's in it? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1765 |
It's warm - I guess it would be a sin not to try it |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1766 |
Wow! A little knowledge is a good thing! |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1767 |
Something tells me that blueberry would be a better option. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1768 |
Let me guess. Your mother's here for a visit. |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1769 |
3.14159? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1770 |
Just how many original sins are in that? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1771 |
Smells heavenly. Let's have a taste. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1772 |
Just take a bite, Donald. Maybe you'll learn something. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1773 |
It's rhubarb, right? Please tell me it's rhubarb. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1774 |
Anyway you slice it, it's apple. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1775 |
I don't think this makes it any better... |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1776 |
With no oven, where in the hell did you do that? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1777 |
So, Mr. Snake here says you make a hell of an apple pie. |
1.2474 |
0.04404 |
97 |
73 |
24 |
0 |
1778 |
Dessert? I guess one bite won't hurt... |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1779 |
I thought cherry was a better choice, given the circumstances. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1780 |
It's cherry, right? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1781 |
God I hope that is rhubarb |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1782 |
Well okay, today's my cheat day. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1783 |
Quick, eat this so I can get some clothes. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1784 |
Ah, apple pie and thee in paradise! What could go wrong? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1785 |
Knowledge Free I hope. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1786 |
Well, that's not exactly correct but I guess 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is close enough. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1787 |
No, it's not that it's forbidden, I just thought we were gluten-free. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1788 |
Are you sure you didn't use any of those round red things from the tree? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1789 |
Wait. It's your Mom's recipe?" |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1790 |
Yes, I'm tempted, but shouldn't we wait until they invent ice cream? |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1791 |
Something wrong, we haven't created fire yet |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1792 |
I call it the original sin-amon |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1793 |
Please don't tell me that's apple pie. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1794 |
The snake said it would make America great again. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1795 |
Oh my God. Your apple pie is sinful. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1796 |
Who's recipe? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1797 |
Please tell me it's not apple. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1798 |
He never mentioned using an oven. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1799 |
No ice cream? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1800 |
Art thou Eve of Destruction? |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1801 |
OK, but only if it's organic. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1802 |
I think you're missing the point. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1803 |
It's sinfully delicious. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1804 |
And on the eighth day, God created apple pie. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1805 |
So where is the oven? |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1806 |
That's your survival tool? Did Naked And Afraid move to the Food Network? |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1807 |
Wait a second it can't be mom's apple pie |
1.2474 |
0.06223 |
97 |
82 |
6 |
9 |
1808 |
That's not what I meant by pious. |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1809 |
You're right, He never mentioned 'forbidden pie'! |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1810 |
Please tell me it isn't apple! |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1811 |
I distinctly heard The Lord say, "let there be a la mode.' |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1812 |
Smells like Heaven on Earth. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1813 |
Wait...is that gluten-free? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1814 |
And you're sure it's kosher? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1815 |
Nice workaround, but something tells me that it still qualifies. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1816 |
Are the apples ethically sourced? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1817 |
So all I have to do is marry you and I get this all the time? |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1818 |
At least it's not devil's food. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1819 |
Are you SURE that nothing was said about apple PIE? |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1820 |
Is it in its original tin? |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1821 |
I'd say it's as good as my mom's, but come to think of it...I don't recall having one. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1822 |
So God is going to throw us out of Paradise because you found an oven? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1823 |
Does it have nuts? I shouldn't have nuts. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1824 |
I'll be working this off for awhile. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1825 |
Plausible deniability, right? |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1826 |
Of course it's organic. This is paradise , isn't it. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1827 |
So what's the downside here, I gain a pound or two.Big deal. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1828 |
"You know that's going to go straight to my asp". |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1829 |
You have upped your game since yesterday. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1830 |
The Pied Viper? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1831 |
When I said I was hankering for something hot, I didn't have apple pie in mind. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1832 |
There's no vanilla ice cream in Paradise? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1833 |
I'm not worried about the forbidden fruit--it's the carbs that scare me! |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1834 |
It's tempting, but I'm eating Paleo. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1835 |
Well, as long as it's sugar-free what could be the harm? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1836 |
And here I thought we already lived in paradise. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1837 |
What, no ice cream? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1838 |
Is it knowledge free? |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1839 |
But God knows I like cherry better. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1840 |
So now the story is fully baked. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1841 |
Is that from the Original Recipe? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1842 |
Maybe we should get a second opinion. |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1843 |
You had me at the apple! |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1844 |
Sssss, try the pie, it's life-changing. |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1845 |
Oh my God, I'm so high. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1846 |
Now this story is believable. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1847 |
Tell me you have vanilla ice cream, and we have a deal. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1848 |
You can't fool me with culinary semantics, Eve. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1849 |
Sure. Why not? He didn't say anything about eating a pie. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1850 |
Tempting. . . Is that blueberry or forbidden? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1851 |
You mean it won't count since it's in a pie? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1852 |
Should I just dig in or shall we wait a day or so for God to create utensils. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1853 |
I doubt He'll be too upset if we save him a slice. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1854 |
The smell of original cinnamon is so tempting. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1855 |
That looks sinful. If you have some ice cream, I might be tempted. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1856 |
Now, are you or the pie forbidden? The fruit reference is always lost on me. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1857 |
I can do forbidden fruit. It's the gluten I can't handle. |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1858 |
So, you're saying this is how we're supposed to be fruitful and multiply? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1859 |
I don't think baking Him a pie is going to get us back into His good graces. |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1860 |
Just once, Eve, don't try to confuse the issue. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1861 |
Are you sure he can't see through crust? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1862 |
I know that it smells sinfully delicious, but... |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1863 |
I really want a piece of that. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1864 |
How do you make pie without an oven?" "How do you make me without a uterus? |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1865 |
How about Adam's Apple? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1866 |
It smells sinfully delicious. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1867 |
Welcome to the Garden of Eatin'. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1868 |
Is it forbidden-fruit-free? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1869 |
Wait, let me put on a fig leaf first. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1870 |
You're right. I did say "surprise me." |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1871 |
That was our last apple! |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1872 |
The lawyers say this night work |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1873 |
If I just smell it, can I see you naked? |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1874 |
What's Mom's Apple Pie? |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1875 |
We're having company? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1876 |
Evey, how can it be 'Mom's Apple Pie" when we don't even have a mother ! |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1877 |
I don't know if it's worth it given the calories and being cast out. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1878 |
Wow! But be sure to save a piece for You-Know-Who. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1879 |
That smells absolutely sinful ! |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1880 |
I sure hope that's blueberry pie. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1881 |
I realize you're my only choice, but I'm not looking for a long term thing here. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1882 |
Looks tempting, but are calories the only consequence? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1883 |
Pie or no pie, I'm pretty sure this is going to get us banished. |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1884 |
The first usage of "alternative facts." |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1885 |
Eve, please tell me that's a peach cobbler. |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1886 |
Which is my pie hole again? |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1887 |
As long as it's not apple. |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1888 |
"I made it with a red thing that was hanging off that tree". |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1889 |
What if I just eat the crust? |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1890 |
OK, but only if it's Mock Apple Pie . . . |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1891 |
I sure hope that's rhubarb! |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1892 |
"You used Red Delicious? Now *that* is a sin. |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1893 |
For humanity's sake let's hope it's pecan |
1.2449 |
0.04601 |
98 |
75 |
22 |
1 |
1894 |
Is it organic? |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1895 |
ooh, that is tempting. |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1896 |
Hate the sin. Love the sinner. Hate the sin. Love the sinner. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1897 |
God I love apple pie. |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1898 |
Genesis 3:6 Mrs. Smith's Version |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1899 |
Lots of original cinnamon? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1900 |
Wait, did God invent vanilla ice-cream yet? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1901 |
It's peach. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1902 |
Relax, it's blueberry. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1903 |
Well, you can't say 'it's like your mother use to make!' |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1904 |
You didn't. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1905 |
Something tells me I'm not your first. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1906 |
I suppose the snake taught you how to make a flaky pie crust too. |
1.2396 |
0.06060 |
96 |
81 |
7 |
8 |
1907 |
What do you mean, original pie? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1908 |
Where the HELL did you get that? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1909 |
If that snake made it without an oven, his place must be hot as ... it must be really hot. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1910 |
I was expecting something less nuanced. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1911 |
GEE- WHIZ YOU TWO KNOW HOW TO TEMPT A GUY ! |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1912 |
If we're going to be kicked out of Eden, you could have at least added whipped cream. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1913 |
An old family recipe? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1914 |
He really said 'okay?' |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1915 |
Well now you're just rubbing it in his face. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1916 |
Tell me that's not APPLE pie. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1917 |
You're sure it's kosher, right? |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1918 |
This is all a trap, isn't it? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1919 |
Just like mom's. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1920 |
It's just not that tempting when you bake it in a pie |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1921 |
No thanks. I'm Paleo. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1922 |
So the snake is confident His executive order is unconstitutional? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1923 |
Sorry, but I won't be able to grasp the concept of hot food until the Neolithic era. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1924 |
Shouldn't we do something about the original tin? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1925 |
Are you sure that crust is gluten-free? |
1.2396 |
0.06060 |
96 |
81 |
7 |
8 |
1926 |
Nice try but I still think that we are going to get kicked out. |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1927 |
No way, Eve--unless you also have a scoop of vanilla. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1928 |
Are you sure this is what he meant by piety? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1929 |
It's just dessert. |
1.2396 |
0.06238 |
96 |
82 |
5 |
9 |
1930 |
I asked for a muffin. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1931 |
That smells like sin. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1932 |
So ‘to REALLY KNOW if it’s good or bad’…I have to try it? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1933 |
It's the forbidden high-fructose corn syrup. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1934 |
Honey, how did you bake the pie? We haven't discovered fire yet. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1935 |
Cain said he'd kill for a piece. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1936 |
Thanks, but I just want an apple |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1937 |
Just tell me how did you discover fire to warm it up honey? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1938 |
I thought temptation was the snake's schtick. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1939 |
Your mother's recipe? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1940 |
OK. So if the apples are baked in the pie that's Kosher? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1941 |
You think He won't notice it's in a pie? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1942 |
Where did you learn to cook? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
1943 |
Do you think one slice would be sinful? |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1944 |
Feels kinda...unoriginal. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1945 |
So the snake gave you the recipe? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1946 |
I don’t care if the pie is filled with forbidden fruit. It's the gluten that I'm worried about. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1947 |
Did you turn off the oven? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1948 |
But they haven't invented ovens yet. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
1949 |
But did you make it from scratch? |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1950 |
Thanks, but I'm not hungry after sex |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1951 |
Well, when life hands you lemons... |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1952 |
Wow! I think you just invented deniability! |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1953 |
Well, we can kiss our deposit good-bye. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
1954 |
Of course! 3.141592653..... |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1955 |
You make it so hard to stick to my deity. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1956 |
And he ate it with a fork. And it was good. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1957 |
Are you sure that's what third base feels like? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1958 |
Eve, this is not what I meant by sweetening the deal. |
1.2396 |
0.04623 |
96 |
74 |
21 |
1 |
1959 |
But I thought we only had one apple... How did you make a pie? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1960 |
Can I get a piece to go? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1961 |
Sorry, honey, I'm on a sin-free diet. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1962 |
Don't tempt me with carbs! |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1963 |
PLEASE tell me that's a peach pie! |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1964 |
I don't know. I like Paradise, but that pie sure smells good. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1965 |
The apples aren't the problem. It's the gluten I'm worried about. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1966 |
I'd prefer key lime, you go ahead. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1967 |
Pie doesn't count, right? |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1968 |
As an originalist and textualist, I say we eat it. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1969 |
I was actually thinking ribs |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1970 |
What is an 'alternative apple'? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1971 |
sorry, no, i'm paleo |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1972 |
Is it apple? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1973 |
Come on, it's our cheat day. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1974 |
Mow what lawn? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
1975 |
No one said anything about not eating apple pie |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1976 |
Pie is fine, but I was more in the mood for a rib. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1977 |
Are you sure it's Paleo? |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1978 |
Err, that's not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted to eat your pie. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
1979 |
I find it hard to believe this was made from my mother-in-law's recipe. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1980 |
I thought you said there was a bun in the oven |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1981 |
Oh no! Is that from the forbidden Martha Stewart tree? |
1.2396 |
0.06060 |
96 |
81 |
7 |
8 |
1982 |
At 750 calories, that's REALLY sinful. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1983 |
I would, but I just started Paleo yesterday. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1984 |
I'm actually just going to eat the crust. The rest is all yours. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1985 |
I never heard of a Devil's food pie |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1986 |
Original cinnamon? Are you sure? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1987 |
No Adam, there aren't any freaking apples in there. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1988 |
No, it's actually cherry. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1989 |
OK, you're right. HE didn't say we couldn't eat the apple pie of life. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1990 |
Hmm; that sure smells like the apple you offered me earlier. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... |
1.2396 |
0.06060 |
96 |
81 |
7 |
8 |
1991 |
Oh God, I totally forgot to get the fig leaves. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1992 |
You make a good point: What could be more American? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1993 |
Well , hello Marie Callender. What happened to Eve? |
1.2396 |
0.06238 |
96 |
82 |
5 |
9 |
1994 |
My ribs were better. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
1995 |
Isn't that the forbidden bakery? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1996 |
The last one gave me an Adam's Apple |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1997 |
Well, everything else about this is made up, so I guess we can get away with this... |
1.2396 |
0.04623 |
96 |
74 |
21 |
1 |
1998 |
Who's Marie Callender? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1999 |
Kellyanne, what do you mean this is from the tree of alternative knowledge? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2000 |
It's no longer fruit if it's in a pie--right? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2001 |
Well, isn't that tempting! |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
2002 |
The First Lobbyist |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2003 |
Have we invented fire yet? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2004 |
If I'd known you were going to all this trouble, I'd have thrown something nicer on. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2005 |
Enough already with the forbidden fruit pies. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2006 |
It smells amazing, but are you sure it's kosher? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2007 |
You had one in the oven?? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2008 |
I can't decide. Can you lower it a bit? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2009 |
You never bake. What did you do? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2010 |
You really think we can get away with a technicality on this? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2011 |
Yeah, uh, thanks - looks great - but I just ate fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Diet and Nutrition. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2012 |
I guess you're right. He didn't say anything about not eating a pie. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2013 |
Seriously? I thought we were paleo. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2014 |
You're not fooling anyone by baking it. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2015 |
You swear it's pumpkin? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2016 |
Oh Babe, that is so tempting, but I just went on the Paleo Diet. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2017 |
Looks good, but is it organic? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2018 |
You're ribbin' me, right? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2019 |
Yeah, but no ice cream? Now that's evil. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2020 |
Just take a bite, it's apple sin-ammon. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2021 |
Law school was really wasted on you, wasn't it? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2022 |
No thanks. I just started the Paleo diet. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2023 |
And you're positive it's cherry? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2024 |
It's from the Market on Eden. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2025 |
Please tell me it's blueberry. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2026 |
"I'm not sure apples and oranges is the best defense here". |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
2027 |
How the Hell are you holding that without oven mitts? Also, what the Hell is Hell? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2028 |
I don't have a clue what "Mom" means, but let's eat! |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2029 |
Can't fool me - we don't have an oven. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2030 |
Did you use Dad's recipe? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2031 |
Now, did he say "do not heat it" or "eat it?" |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2032 |
It smells delicious, but who is this Sara Lee? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2033 |
Oh no! I forgot the ice cream! |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2034 |
Oh Lord, I hope he won't mind the original cinnamon. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2035 |
You really made this with Ritz crackers? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2036 |
The serpent says it's gluten -free, dairy-free, and a little trans-fat couldn't hurt. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2037 |
Jesus crust that looks good. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2038 |
So if I eat a piece of this pie I can see you naked? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2039 |
Apple pie, huh? Hm... it smells tempting... very tempting... |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2040 |
Is it sinfully delicious? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2041 |
Just have one bite, Eve ... it's my best pie, ever! |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2042 |
What part of Satan do you not understand? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2043 |
Honey, that pie looks to die for. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2044 |
But, Eve, America hasn't been discovered yet. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2045 |
Alternative fact? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2046 |
Don't tempt me. You know I'm trying to go Paleo! |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2047 |
what's an oven? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2048 |
Wow -- go big or go home! |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2049 |
Apple sin-omen? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2050 |
Oh, thanks, but you haven't taken a bite out of it yet. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2051 |
Here. I made you an Original Sinnamon Apple pie. |
1.2396 |
0.06060 |
96 |
81 |
7 |
8 |
2052 |
Just answer me one question: Where the heck did you find an oven? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2053 |
I dunno. Can't we have pizza. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2054 |
Is that the original recipe? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2055 |
Are there nuts in that? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2056 |
It's blueberry. Trust me! |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2057 |
Who's Betty Crocker? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2058 |
That is very tempting and wouldn't it be a sin to waste it? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2059 |
It's tempting . . . but is it gluten-free? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2060 |
We don't have mothers. Whereja learn to make pie crust? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2061 |
Apple, I assume. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2062 |
Just watch how they report this |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2063 |
The snake and I have something to tell you |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2064 |
My apologies, future generations, but you wouldn't resist this either. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2065 |
But how could it be better than my mother's? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2066 |
Apple? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2067 |
This story's getting harder and harder to swallow. |
1.2396 |
0.06060 |
96 |
81 |
7 |
8 |
2068 |
Eve, tell me that's not your sinfully delicious Apple Pie!! |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2069 |
You just can't leave things alone, can you? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2070 |
Great! But who fixed the oven? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2071 |
So you're not in the mood- again? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2072 |
Please, you can't expect to tempt me with "it's just like my mom used to bake"! |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2073 |
Do I smell cinnamon...or sin, woman? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2074 |
What the hell is this? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2075 |
No! I said not apple! |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2076 |
Why its as American as motherhood and Original Sin. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2077 |
It's tempting -- but why rhubarb? |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2078 |
Does HE know it's apple free?" |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2079 |
Apple is good, but I prefer the cherry. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2080 |
OK, I'm going to be totally honest with you, I have no idea what á la Mode means. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2081 |
Let's see if I can recall - baked? Could be a possible loophole! |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2082 |
It looks tempting, but I really shouldn’t. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2083 |
As long as they're not genetically modified, what could possibly go wrong? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
2084 |
Didn't that voice tell us to stay away from sugar and white flour? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2085 |
So then, if we're not supposed to eat that kind of fruit..why at this particular time in history would He have given us an oven? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2086 |
Ok we'll eat it, but you can't tell anyone else. |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
2087 |
Mmm, Eve, that apple pie's to die for. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2088 |
So you think He won't notice it's apple? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2089 |
Tempting, but I'll just have a cappuccino. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2090 |
Cherry? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2091 |
If you're going to tempt me with it anyway, make it alamode. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2092 |
You baked all the knowledge out! |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
2093 |
Yeah, I'd love to try it but when did we get an oven? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2094 |
And you're telling me the snake gave you the recipe, too? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2095 |
Is this your idea of foreplay?!? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2096 |
So you have fire now? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2097 |
Pie? God, I really shouldn't. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2098 |
Well, maybe just one little slice |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2099 |
It's tempting, but I distinctly remember ordering blueberry. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2100 |
Now, that's better. I'm glad you finally stopped trying to make me eat those darn apples! |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
2101 |
It looks like the next best thing to paradise. |
1.2371 |
0.06002 |
97 |
82 |
7 |
8 |
2102 |
All this, and you bake too? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2103 |
So you're sure this is blueberry. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2104 |
I don't know...seems half-baked. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2105 |
Just think of it as alternative apple! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2106 |
That's a pie to die for! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2107 |
That is really not the pie I had in mind, Eve. |
1.2371 |
0.06002 |
97 |
82 |
7 |
8 |
2108 |
So the snake gave you the recipe? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2109 |
Tempting, but I thought we were Paleo. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2110 |
Pssst! Go ahead and eat it, what harm can it do? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2111 |
Where the hell did you find an apple corer, a peeler, a knife, a cutting board, and an oven? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2112 |
Well, you're right. He didn't say "you shall not eat the PIE baked from the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge." |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2113 |
It won't work--he's mad as hell. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2114 |
What happened to Steve? |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
2115 |
Well, I say it's rhubarb and I say to Hell with it! |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
2116 |
Let me guess: Bannon gave you the recipe? |
1.2340 |
0.05941 |
94 |
79 |
8 |
7 |
2117 |
Am I going to be naked after I eat this? |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2118 |
For the hundredth time. I need Pants. Not Pie. PANTS. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
2119 |
How on Earth did a snake bake a pie without arms? Or an oven!? |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
2120 |
Let me guess, apple again? |
1.2308 |
0.05863 |
91 |
76 |
9 |
6 |
2121 |
Apple pie? I'm tempted |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2122 |
We were supposed to bring the appetizer! |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2123 |
Maybe you should have the first bite. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2124 |
This is a little off-script but sure I'll have a taste. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2125 |
Eve's original sin-sational apple pie. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2126 |
Where did you get the knowledge to bake an apple pie? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2127 |
Four and Twenty blackbirds? I suppose this was the snake's idea? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2128 |
But He said, "Of the apple, though shalt not heat." |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2129 |
It's creative...but I bet it'll still count against us. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2130 |
God, that pie smells delicious. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2131 |
Is that my mom's recipe? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2132 |
You do know I'm on the paleo diet, right? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2133 |
...and you're sure he said it was fine to eat if you baked it first? |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
2134 |
It's the "Original Sin-o-man" pie! |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2135 |
And here I thought my spare ribs were awesome! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2136 |
Well, my trainer did say I get one cheat day... |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2137 |
Original cinnamon? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2138 |
Is that Adam's apple pie? |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2139 |
Ok, if you want to see other people that much, I'll take a bite of that damn apple. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2140 |
I'm pretty sure it's forbidden in any form. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2141 |
Who said, if we eat it standing up it doesn't count? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2142 |
I don't know yet if it's good or bad. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2143 |
Look, as long as we're sinning...'go big or go home' I say. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2144 |
We don't have any clothes, so you bought an oven. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2145 |
So that's the REAL reason he didn't want us to eat the apple. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2146 |
No, sweetie I said "Snake nearby! NOT Bake me a pie!" |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2147 |
Are you suggesting motherhood is next? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2148 |
Original Sin-amon Apple |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2149 |
The calories don't count until we're kicked out of the garden, right? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2150 |
Wow, who taught you how to bake? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2151 |
Let me guess—rhubarb! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2152 |
OK, maybe just one bite! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2153 |
I hope that's a peach pie. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2154 |
Must have been created on day 3.14! |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2155 |
Apple and original cinnamon? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2156 |
Hmm, He didn't say anything about pies. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2157 |
Dessert? Didn't my ribs fill you up? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2158 |
Not another test! |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2159 |
The serpeant promised ala mode. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2160 |
It smells good, but I have a bad feeling about it. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2161 |
It's from our new neighbors. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2162 |
A la mode would make this a much easier decision. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2163 |
Taste this and go put on a pair of pants. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2164 |
Well, who can't resist pie? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2165 |
The Cooking Channel, the root of all evil. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2166 |
It seems more American than Sinful |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2167 |
Would you eat them in a pie? Would you with a snake? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2168 |
Eve--that looks sinfully delicious! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2169 |
If I try a slice, will you quit nagging me about that stupid tree? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2170 |
Please, God ... tell me it's blueberry. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2171 |
You're sure this will get us out of our timeshare? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2172 |
To be honest, I had something totally different in mind when you said, "Come and get it!" |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2173 |
An oven, you found an oven. And a pie plate. What kind of pie is that? Oh, God. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2174 |
Cherry, I hope. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2175 |
Well, it is cheat day... |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2176 |
Tempting, but I'm gluten free. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2177 |
I may not know good and evil, but I know fat calories when I see them. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2178 |
Wow, a pie! Where'd you get the apples? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2179 |
Are you trying to tempt me or something? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2180 |
Well, for starters, I'm...naked. And afraid. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2181 |
Forbidden Fruit Pie! My favorite! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2182 |
You make a compelling case. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2183 |
I was hoping for banana cream. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2184 |
Um...you know, I don't think God will be fooled. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2185 |
Thanks a lot. Now I have to invent ice cream. |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
2186 |
You've got the apple pie, now can we work on motherhood? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2187 |
Can I just pick at the crust? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2188 |
Is there sinamon in it? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2189 |
Who's recipe? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2190 |
Don't tell me, let me guess...Apple? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2191 |
And you thought the apples were tempting. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2192 |
Throw it in my face and hope He just laughs. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2193 |
Don't worry - it's fine! These are 'alternative apples!' |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2194 |
You're telling me this is my mother's recipe? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2195 |
Are you sure this doesn't count? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2196 |
Make it à la mode and you have yourself a deal. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2197 |
Why do I suddenly know the number 3.14159265359. . .? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2198 |
Another one of those half-baked ideas? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2199 |
You're positive it's blueberry? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2200 |
No thanks. High carbs are the new forbidden fruit. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2201 |
That's not what I meant when I told you to cover the fruit... |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2202 |
So is this one of those when life gives you lemons situations? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
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77 |
11 |
5 |
2203 |
Pie? Um, yeah okay, I was kind of led to expect spare ribs? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2204 |
I don't want to seem like a know-it-all but was this the snake's idea? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2205 |
Did he say anything about pie? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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75 |
15 |
3 |
2206 |
Well, at least it's original. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2207 |
I'd love to, but I'm on the Paleo diet. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2208 |
I feel like He'll still know what's inside. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2209 |
You say this pie will cure my erectile dysfunction? I ask: "So what do you get out of fixing my E.D. - what's in it for you? |
1.2258 |
0.06140 |
93 |
80 |
5 |
8 |
2210 |
I don't think a 'bite out of the apple pie' will support the narrative. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2211 |
Umm...yeah, I know you're mad, Eve. But I actually baked that pie for Steve. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2212 |
Thanks, but I was really hoping for some new underwear. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
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78 |
9 |
6 |
2213 |
Would you stop pushing this apple business and just offer sex. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2214 |
Uh… yeah…. It’s just that in your profile pictures you were blonde is all |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2215 |
I guess carbs are OK now and again - what's the worst that can happen? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2216 |
Why apple? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
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77 |
11 |
5 |
2217 |
'Alternative apples', so it's okay? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2218 |
Pie doesn't fix everything. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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75 |
15 |
3 |
2219 |
I was kind of hoping for a sandwich. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2220 |
My head is telling me there is more trouble on the way. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
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78 |
9 |
6 |
2221 |
What do you mean Alternatively forbidden? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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15 |
3 |
2222 |
No, no, let me guess...apple pie? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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75 |
15 |
3 |
2223 |
Really Eve, blackbirds again! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
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76 |
13 |
4 |
2224 |
Hey, what did you do with that apple? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2225 |
Does this count? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2226 |
So this is how we beget? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2227 |
How about I say I thought it was Blueberry? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
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77 |
11 |
5 |
2228 |
Ooh. That smells original sinfully delicious. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2229 |
It looks beautiful. It smells delicious. It's very tempting! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
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76 |
13 |
4 |
2230 |
I'll bite... |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
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76 |
13 |
4 |
2231 |
Wow! Apple pie. Sinful! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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75 |
15 |
3 |
2232 |
It's tempting, but I'm on a diet. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2233 |
Where did you find the low hanging oven? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
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78 |
9 |
6 |
2234 |
When life gives you apples ... PIE! |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
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73 |
19 |
1 |
2235 |
We need to find the vanilla ice cream tree. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
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78 |
9 |
6 |
2236 |
I don't know, Eve....gluten. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2237 |
Why must you tempt me? You know I'm on a diet. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2238 |
Please tell me it's peach. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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75 |
15 |
3 |
2239 |
Don't worry, it's cherry. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
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78 |
9 |
6 |
2240 |
Maybe we should rethink this loophole idea. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
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77 |
11 |
5 |
2241 |
Alt-apples, huh? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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75 |
15 |
3 |
2242 |
Tell me you didn't cut down the Tree of Knowledge to cook that thing. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
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74 |
17 |
2 |
2243 |
Actually, I'm more a lemon meringue guy. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2244 |
Well if the snake says it's OK if they're baked... |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
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78 |
9 |
6 |
2245 |
An apple in any other form is still an apple, Eve. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
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75 |
15 |
3 |
2246 |
Oh, God! Please tell me it's blueberry! |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
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77 |
11 |
5 |
2247 |
Honey, we can't afford to move. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2248 |
No Eve! It's still the forbidden fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Wait--what's that--cinnamon? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2249 |
Original Recipe or Original Sin? |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2250 |
Ooh Eve...that looks good and evil at the same time...! |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2251 |
I think you're getting way ahead of yourself |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2252 |
Now he's really going to be pissed! |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2253 |
Does it count if they're baked? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2254 |
I should have been more specific when I said pasties. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
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77 |
11 |
5 |
2255 |
You're sure it's peach? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2256 |
Eight hundred calories a slice is the real sin here! |
1.2258 |
0.04359 |
93 |
72 |
21 |
0 |
2257 |
Are you sure it's all right to eat an alternative fact? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2258 |
That smells sinful. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2259 |
Snake and bake perfection! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2260 |
I dunno. . . a moment on the lips, an eternity of damnation and torment for us and for everyone who will ever be born. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2261 |
can it wait until someone invents ice cream? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2262 |
That better be blueberry. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2263 |
Eve dear, God isn't fooled by pie dough. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2264 |
Not tonight. I have a headache. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2265 |
I know you put a lot of effort into this, but could you just stop saying that it's sinfully delicious? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2266 |
Is that a Devil's Food Cake? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2267 |
So now I gotta be evil AND fat-shamed? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2268 |
I don't know where you found an oven, but it sure is tempting. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2269 |
How did you even bake ANYTHING? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2270 |
Then why would God teach me to bake? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2271 |
Let's dress and go out for dinner instead. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2272 |
Your alternative facts are confusing me. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2273 |
'But he told you not to heat it' |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2274 |
Was it sourced locally? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2275 |
Shouldn't you use your newfound knowledge for something less domestic? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2276 |
I don't really eat carbs. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2277 |
You promise this is peach? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2278 |
He said blueberry was OK...right? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2279 |
Nah. I'll have an apple instead. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2280 |
I hope it's blueberry. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2281 |
Yeah, I think it doesn't count if it's baked. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2282 |
We're going to blame you one way or another. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2283 |
So, the fall of man begins with a Mrs. Smith's? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2284 |
It may still have a bitter after-taste. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2285 |
Don't tempt me, I'm still trying to lose the other rib. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2286 |
I really hope that's a mock apple pie. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2287 |
Just tell me it's peach. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2288 |
I guess you two are right, putting the forbidden fruit in a pie does give us plausible deniability. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2289 |
Does it count if it's in a pie? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2290 |
How can we commit Original Sin without ice cream? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2291 |
Apple 2.0? That makes sense - the first version had bugs. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2292 |
Wasn't One Apple Enough? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2293 |
Is it cheat day? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2294 |
What the hell is "apple pie"? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2295 |
Can we get it to go? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2296 |
Okay, but you'll be sorry during childbirth, whatever that is. |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2297 |
Is it good-and-evil free? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2298 |
Thanks, but I'm more in the mood for Thai. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2299 |
I can smell the original cinnamon! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2300 |
I think we'd better talk to a lawyer to be sure. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2301 |
What's a pie? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2302 |
Well of course it's our anniversary! |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2303 |
From an old family recipe? |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
2304 |
Oh no! You baked the apple? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2305 |
What about motherhood? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2306 |
Apple? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2307 |
Well, I guess, if it's in a pie... |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2308 |
I know I should wait until we invent ice cream, but what the heck! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2309 |
Honey, you shouldn't have. Seriously. You. Should. Not. Have. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2310 |
Looks great. Did you copyright the Apple name? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2311 |
What have you done with my original tin?! |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2312 |
It smells divine and it probably tastes sinful! |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2313 |
What? It's your mother's recipe? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2314 |
This isn't the way the story is supposed to go. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2315 |
An Apple pie?? I thought you said an apple! Well, this changes EVERYTHING!! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2316 |
You said it's peach? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2317 |
Your gramna's recipe? Really? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2318 |
Does it have real fruit? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2319 |
Oh, APPLE pie! Excellent selection. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2320 |
Still, she persisted! |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2321 |
So, you're not going to tell me what is in your 'alternative apple pie?' |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2322 |
Just like Mom used to make... |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2323 |
Sorry, but it's no day in paradise if I eat gluten. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2324 |
Wow! Apple pie! What a brilliant recipe for the Fall! |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2325 |
You sure know your way to a man's sinful nature. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2326 |
Is this an original recipe? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2327 |
It can't be your mother's recipe. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2328 |
Adam's apple |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2329 |
Hmmm, do I smell SIN-amin? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2330 |
None for me. Sugar is the devil. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2331 |
Oh god, is today the anniversary? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2332 |
"Well the big guy didn't say anything about forbidden fruit PIE...". |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2333 |
I love it when you bake in the nude. |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
2334 |
Are you sure this is OK? We don't want this to be blown all out of proportion by you know who. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2335 |
Knowledge of good, evil, and the perfect, flaky pie crust? That is tempting. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2336 |
I didn't know you had a mother. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2337 |
Well, I guess if they came from the tree of alternate knowledge.... |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2338 |
You were naked when you made that? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2339 |
Does this count? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2340 |
No, Eve, I said it CAN'T be apple. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2341 |
Even if it's in a pie, He'll notice! |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2342 |
Depends. Is this the original sin recipe? |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2343 |
Thanks, but I'm watching my weight - I'll just have an apple. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2344 |
Let me guess, apple pie? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2345 |
Oh no, I forgot to save room for pie. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2346 |
Mmmm...Do I smell fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil pie ? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2347 |
I guess a small piece wouldn't hurt. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2348 |
American Pie - Bible edition |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2349 |
Are you sure he said it was for the original tin ? |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2350 |
Apple pie? Yes, I'm sure it IS sinfully delicious. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2351 |
That better not be apple pie. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2352 |
It's not so much God's wrath as the trans fat that concerns me. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2353 |
I hope it's peach. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2354 |
I still want to have that conversation about gender roles when this is all done. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2355 |
Well that's original! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2356 |
When did you invent fire? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2357 |
How did you bake that? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2358 |
An original recipe? I guess it would be sinful not to eat it. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2359 |
I thought we were paleo. |
1.2222 |
0.05865 |
90 |
76 |
8 |
6 |
2360 |
C'mon, stick to His script, Eve. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2361 |
So you really think God won't know? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2362 |
We're having neighbours?! |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2363 |
Well, I suppose that might be one way to get around it. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2364 |
If they're baked, does it still count? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2365 |
What's the filling? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2366 |
This could be a tasty loop hole. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2367 |
we had apples last night. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2368 |
So, baking makes it okay? |
1.2198 |
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2369 |
It's made with organic apples--I swear. |
1.2198 |
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2370 |
Does this mean you're not a virgin? |
1.2198 |
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2371 |
Mmmm. That smells like an apple pie to die for. |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2372 |
Is it guilt-free? |
1.2198 |
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2373 |
It's forbidden, but he says its artisanal |
1.2198 |
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2374 |
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now. |
1.2198 |
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2375 |
Well, okay, but only because my attorney backs me up in believing there's a loophole. |
1.2198 |
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2376 |
But carbs and sugar are forbidden! |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2377 |
I said Shake-n-Bake not Snake and Bake |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2378 |
You really think this will fool him? |
1.2198 |
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2379 |
Too many carbs. Got an apple? |
1.2198 |
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2380 |
The first attempt at solving pie. |
1.2198 |
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2381 |
He said take, not bake! |
1.2198 |
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2382 |
Not to worry, Eve. Someone told me that two wrongs make a right. |
1.2198 |
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2383 |
Nietzsche was right: underlying the distinction between good and evil is the distinction between sweet and savory! |
1.2198 |
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2384 |
Have you seen my fig leaf? |
1.2198 |
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2385 |
Honey, I was being figurative |
1.2198 |
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2386 |
Probably OK, he said an apple not a pie. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2387 |
is it homemade or heaven sent? |
1.2198 |
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2 |
2388 |
3.14159? |
1.2198 |
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2389 |
Ok. I'll try it. Don't have a hissy fit. |
1.2198 |
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8 |
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2390 |
I just can't resist apple pie. |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2391 |
Again? |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2392 |
A strict constructionist might have a problem with this. |
1.2198 |
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2393 |
Just like my mother would have made...if I had had one. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2394 |
" What is that wicked smell"? |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2395 |
It doesn't smell like peaches. |
1.2198 |
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2396 |
Smells too good to be true - perhaps it is fake knowledge. |
1.2198 |
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7 |
2397 |
Eve, are you sure this doesn't count? |
1.2198 |
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2 |
2398 |
Well, if you say it's paleo... |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2399 |
Motherhood and apple pie? He should have no problem with that. |
1.2198 |
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2400 |
Well, since you brought the rib(s) the least I could do is bring an apple pie |
1.2198 |
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2401 |
I think I remember God saying something about No Carbs. |
1.2198 |
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10 |
5 |
2402 |
Mom? |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2403 |
Is apple piety more reverent than normal piety? |
1.2198 |
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6 |
2404 |
Well, technically it's not an apple so I guess it's OK. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2405 |
You've gone too far. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2406 |
I didn’t hear Him say anything about forbidden fruit PIE either. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2407 |
You've got to try this, it's sinfully Delicious |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2408 |
Please tell me that the apples were not locally sourced. |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2409 |
I'd rather not KNOW what's in it, if you KNOW what I mean. |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2410 |
Not bad for never having touched an apple. |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2411 |
Nice try, Eve, but it's still an apple. |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2412 |
Put my what where? |
1.2198 |
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6 |
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2413 |
Come to think of it, I am dying for a piece! |
1.2198 |
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8 |
6 |
2414 |
Two questions, where did you find the oven and where did you find the ingredients? |
1.2198 |
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6 |
2415 |
I should build a window sill to let it cool. |
1.2198 |
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14 |
3 |
2416 |
Oh, the temptation! The temptation! |
1.2198 |
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10 |
5 |
2417 |
I was really hoping for cherry. |
1.2198 |
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1 |
2418 |
A pious woman. |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2419 |
Amazing! She even cooks! |
1.2198 |
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14 |
3 |
2420 |
I shouldn't, I just started this new Paleo diet. |
1.2198 |
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10 |
5 |
2421 |
They do say if life gives you forbidden fruit, make pie, right? |
1.2198 |
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14 |
3 |
2422 |
It better not be apple |
1.2198 |
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2 |
2423 |
But is it organic? |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2424 |
Eve, a pie is not going to change my life. . . This one will, Adam, trust me. |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2425 |
I hope you're not ribbing me. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2426 |
Apple pie? But I fancied ribs … |
1.2198 |
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1 |
2427 |
I guess you misunderstood me when I said I'd love to eat your pie. |
1.2198 |
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5 |
2428 |
I don't care how you hide it, it's still forbidden. |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2429 |
Blueberry ? I love blueberry pie ! |
1.2198 |
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14 |
3 |
2430 |
I love it, but won't He suspect we picked the apples? |
1.2198 |
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6 |
2431 |
Is this one off the forbidden menu? |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2432 |
Looks delicious, but where did you find the apples? |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2433 |
Heirloom apples? |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2434 |
Uh, are you sure that baking kills all the forbidden in the fruit? |
1.2198 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2435 |
The baking makes the taste good, but doesn't seem to remove the overall evil. |
1.2198 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2436 |
Please tell me it's a blueberry pie |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2437 |
Did you know this place has an oven? |
1.2198 |
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77 |
8 |
6 |
2438 |
What's in it? Or shouldn't I ask? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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16 |
2 |
2439 |
Looks sinfully good! |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2440 |
You must be ribbing me, it can't possibly be just like "mother used to make". |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2441 |
Fig Leaves Pie? You used our clothes? |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
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8 |
6 |
2442 |
From my grandmother? What the hell is a grandmother? |
1.2198 |
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14 |
3 |
2443 |
Now you're just trolling him. |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2444 |
Now I really have a craving for ribs... |
1.2198 |
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10 |
5 |
2445 |
My God, that pie smells Originally Sin-tillating. |
1.2198 |
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77 |
8 |
6 |
2446 |
Made with fruit from the alternative tree of knowledge, you say. Don't see any harm in that. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2447 |
Mmm that is tasty , BTW did you know that you are naked ? |
1.2198 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2448 |
Maybe we should just stick with pumpkin. |
1.2198 |
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1 |
2449 |
"Eat of the tree..." This is kind of a gray area, isn't it? |
1.2198 |
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1 |
2450 |
I'm afraid to ask you where you got the apples. |
1.2198 |
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16 |
2 |
2451 |
Blueberry or cherry? |
1.2198 |
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10 |
5 |
2452 |
That better be a cherry pie. |
1.2198 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2453 |
You've invented loophole pie? What's in it? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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14 |
3 |
2454 |
That'd better be strawberry rhubarb or so help me Dad... |
1.2198 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2455 |
You were warned. You were given an explanation. Nevertheless you persist. |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2456 |
Are you sure they're organic? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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14 |
3 |
2457 |
You really know my weak spots! |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2458 |
It looks so good it's sinful. |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2459 |
I hope that's mock apple pie. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2460 |
And thus, baking was mankind's original sin |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2461 |
Well, aren't we fancy! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2462 |
So original sin is really baked in? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2463 |
So... You did what with the apple? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2464 |
I'm thinking fruit pie won't have the Forbidden ring to it that Genesis needs. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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76 |
10 |
5 |
2465 |
Ooo -- homemade? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2466 |
We're being thrown out of paradise anyway |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2467 |
I'm afraid He'll know they're in there. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2468 |
That's not the kind of pie I had in mind. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2469 |
Perhaps a raw apple would be more epic. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2470 |
Do you think a pecan pie constitutes a loophole? |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
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77 |
8 |
6 |
2471 |
And on the sixth day, God created gluten allergies. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2472 |
This complicates things. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
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3 |
2473 |
Well done Eve. Now invent ice cream. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2474 |
When life gives you apples, make pie. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2475 |
McIntosh or Granny Smith? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2476 |
I don't think you're going to fool him with this stunt. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2477 |
That's going to throw a monkey wrench in the Bible |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2478 |
What's a Bake Sale? |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
2479 |
I better not. I'm allergic to fig leaves. |
1.2198 |
0.06012 |
91 |
78 |
6 |
7 |
2480 |
"Sweetie, the aroma is so sinfully enticing. ' |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2481 |
That looks heavenly. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2482 |
He's right, technically, we're aren't eating an apple. Should be okay. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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76 |
10 |
5 |
2483 |
Got milk? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2484 |
Are you sure it's just an alternative apple? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2485 |
Just a whiff of that makes me realize we're naked...and you have smallish breasts. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2486 |
My. That does smell sinfully delicious! |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2487 |
I told Jim and Glenda that we were bringing the wine. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2488 |
Huh? Your mother's recipe? |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
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77 |
8 |
6 |
2489 |
Strawberry-rhubarb? Are you sure? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2490 |
That looks great, Eve darling, but didn't the ribs fill you up? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2491 |
You're sure there are no apples in there? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2492 |
I dunno, He was pretty clear about that 'no gluten' thing. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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76 |
10 |
5 |
2493 |
So you're saying, an apple in pie does not defy? |
1.2198 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2494 |
So I eat your pie and then put a bun in the oven? |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
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77 |
8 |
6 |
2495 |
Look babe, I love your pies, but I'm just not so sure about this one |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
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2 |
2496 |
The snake says that it's okay as long as it's cooked. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2497 |
I hope that's mock apple |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2498 |
I have a feeling we should stick with cherry. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2499 |
How did you figure out how to do that? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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12 |
4 |
2500 |
"Should be ok. The snake says it's called "Alternative facts". |
1.2198 |
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77 |
8 |
6 |
2501 |
Um, ok, but is it gluten-free? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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12 |
4 |
2502 |
I suppose a small slice won't hurt. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2503 |
I don't think that the packaging will fool him! |
1.2198 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2504 |
Snacking doesn't have to be a sin. |
1.2198 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2505 |
How can I remember our birthday if we don't have one? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2506 |
It's tempting but is it gluten free? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2507 |
Shouldn't we dress for dinner? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2508 |
Oh for Heaven's sake, let's get one thing straight, I'm not! |
1.2198 |
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10 |
5 |
2509 |
I don't know. The new neighbors brought it over. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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2 |
2510 |
'Forbidden fruit pie? and its local? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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76 |
10 |
5 |
2511 |
I had the strangest dream. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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12 |
4 |
2512 |
Ah Eve, you shouldn't have. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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2 |
2513 |
My nutritionist says to avoid forbidden fruit. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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14 |
3 |
2514 |
Where did you find an oven? Oh wait…is that an APPLE pie? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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74 |
14 |
3 |
2515 |
Decisions, decisions. |
1.2198 |
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3 |
2516 |
What in hell does, "My Grandma's recipe. ", mean? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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76 |
10 |
5 |
2517 |
Peach cobbler ruins the story. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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3 |
2518 |
Your mom's recipe? What's a mom? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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14 |
3 |
2519 |
Not another forbidden fruit pie again! |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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10 |
5 |
2520 |
Looks pretty sinful to me! |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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76 |
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5 |
2521 |
You're really selling this apple thing. |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
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18 |
1 |
2522 |
So you are trying to tell me that we could have had pie this whole TIME! |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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16 |
2 |
2523 |
The pie is hissing. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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3 |
2524 |
But babe, sugar is the root of all evil. |
1.2198 |
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12 |
4 |
2525 |
OMG, Eve! |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2526 |
God said that if we eat this not only will we have to leave the garden but we will have to workout 2x a day for the rest of our lives. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
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3 |
2527 |
I don't think it matters if the fruit is in a pie, but if you have vanilla ice cream I don't care. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2528 |
Hell's Kitchen: Day One |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
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75 |
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4 |
2529 |
Huh. I heard, 'Apple means goodbye Eden" not "Apple means good pie-eating. |
1.2198 |
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75 |
12 |
4 |
2530 |
It's a tempting trade, Eve, but I don't have any spare ribs. |
1.2198 |
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8 |
6 |
2531 |
Planned Parenthood bake sale. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
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10 |
5 |
2532 |
Well OK, but I still say it's a violation of the rules. |
1.2198 |
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75 |
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4 |
2533 |
No, I'm not afraid to disobey Him, it's the gluten. |
1.2198 |
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4 |
2534 |
Oh no....Which tree?? |
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73 |
16 |
2 |
2535 |
"Gee honey I don't know, I'm still pretty full from your rib thing last week". |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2536 |
If it's apple pie is it still forbidden? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2537 |
Just adding value to the proposition. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2538 |
I love you Eve, but do you know how much rents are outside? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2539 |
Farewell to Eden....Hellooo Miss American Pie! |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2540 |
You know, it's the craziest thing, but I feel like you're going to hit me in the face with that. |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2541 |
What's ya mean, like mother used to make? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2542 |
I see how you got around it but it might anger Him even more. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2543 |
Damn! I completely forgot the ice cream. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2544 |
Maybe you're right. The apple ban didn't exactly say anything about pie. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2545 |
The snake says it's better than Viagra! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2546 |
It's tempting, it's sinful, it's decadent--but is it organic? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2547 |
Oh what the heck... how bad can it be? |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2548 |
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2549 |
You know that I'm on the Paleo Diet, right? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2550 |
So you're saying if it's baked we can have our apples and eat them too? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2551 |
You're right; He didn't say a word about apple pie. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2552 |
What, no ice cream? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2553 |
My mother's apple pie recipe? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2554 |
It's not apple is it? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2555 |
I thought we were having ribs tonight. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2556 |
We’ll call it America First American apple pie, and then we can stay in Paradise. SO NICE. |
1.2198 |
0.06012 |
91 |
78 |
6 |
7 |
2557 |
On the seventh day he created 'Cheat Day'. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2558 |
Well, hello, Martha Stewart! |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
2559 |
Better than Rhubarb; who told you that? |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2560 |
Really, Kale pie? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2561 |
You say, apple pie is OK, but apples are not |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2562 |
This is not just-another-day-in-paradise, is it? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2563 |
Really? Your mother's recipe ?? |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2564 |
Technically, it's still fruit. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2565 |
Yum. An Apple 3.14159 |
1.2198 |
0.06212 |
91 |
79 |
4 |
8 |
2566 |
Good and evil pie? You shouldn't have. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2567 |
Try it, it's positively sinful. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2568 |
I know we can't eat the fruit... but they didn't say anything about pie! |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2569 |
I ordered more ribs. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2570 |
I can smell the sin o'men |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2571 |
Eve, you are leading me to temptation again. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2572 |
I guess I'll never know until I've tried it. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2573 |
Now, it's a metaphor. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2574 |
Wow. Humanity's first half-baked idea. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2575 |
You've upped your game. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2576 |
The Lord will certainly punish us for eating the fruit of... Oh My God, I love pie! |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2577 |
Why did god make carbs so tempting? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2578 |
Did you make that? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2579 |
Paradise lost, Geometry found 3.14159... |
1.2198 |
0.06012 |
91 |
78 |
6 |
7 |
2580 |
You wouldn't deceiveth me, would you Eve? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2581 |
How did you learn to make apple pie? Oh, yeah, the Tree of Knowledge! |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2582 |
Any chance of getting a scoop of vanilla? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2583 |
My mother was right about you. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2584 |
I knew you had a mother. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2585 |
I'm telling dad. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2586 |
The apples are organic and the crust is gluten-free, so what could possibly go wrong? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2587 |
Oh, sweetie, you shouldn't have! |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2588 |
When jeopardizing all of humankind is the best way to get out of your relationship |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2589 |
So, uhh, that looks a lot more tempting. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2590 |
I thought we were having ribs? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2591 |
Don't take this the wrong way. That pie smells great, but, where are your nipples? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2592 |
I'm so stoned and I don't have a fork. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2593 |
Forbidden Fruit Pie? Sounds tempting! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2594 |
Great idea, this should take care of that apple problem. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2595 |
Just like Grandma used to -- oh wait, I don't have one. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2596 |
So, you're sure He said that it was OK as long as they were cooked, right? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2597 |
Forbidden fruit pie, you shouldn't have! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2598 |
I would like to try the cheesecake instead. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2599 |
And you bake? |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
2600 |
Well he didn't say anything about baking them... |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2601 |
I don't know. You say it's free of original sin, but what about trans fats? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2602 |
It's covered up, but it's still tempting. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2603 |
Bye bye Mesoamerican pie... |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2604 |
Why E, how nice! Whatever has gotten into you? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2605 |
And you're CERTAIN apple pie doesn't count? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2606 |
No! No! Carbs are forbidden! |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2607 |
That's easy for you to say snake, you haven't tried her baking. |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
2608 |
Did you make it from scratch? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2609 |
I'm hoping blueberry. |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
2610 |
So you're saying it's okay to eat from the Pie of Knowledge? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2611 |
Smells just like my mom's! Umm, wait a minute.. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2612 |
What's a housewarming? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2613 |
Is that from Scratch? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2614 |
Wow! 3.14... times better than an apple! |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2615 |
No, the forbidden fruit I get, but CORN SYRUP? |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
2616 |
He didn't say anything about not eating the pie. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2617 |
Aww, c'mon Eve -- not another forbidden fruit pie! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2618 |
Is it too late to order pumpkin? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2619 |
Smells heavenly |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2620 |
Oh, all right. If it's a peach cobbler... |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2621 |
I know what he said, but I'm not sure if cooking really takes out all of the forbidden. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2622 |
It's a good disguise but I think it'll have the same effect. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2623 |
Thanks, but I'm still full from that apple. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2624 |
Think He'd like a slice? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2625 |
On the tenth day the Lord created Sarah and Lee |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2626 |
You don't want to know. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2627 |
So the serpent said if the forbidden fruit were cooked in a pie, it is technically OK? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2628 |
Fig pie? I asked for a fig leaf! |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2629 |
Ok, then who invented the oven? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2630 |
Adam, first foodie: "Are you sure the apples are locally sourced?" |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2631 |
You can't hide the apple in the pie. He'll know. |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2632 |
Well, I guess we couldn't get any more naked or shamed. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2633 |
I don't think I can eat an anachronism. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2634 |
If that's from 'all-natural ingredients,' we're in trouble. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2635 |
Well, he didn't say anything about apple pie! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2636 |
uh, 3.14159... |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2637 |
You didn't put raisins in it, did you? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2638 |
Let's taste one of the apples first. You never know. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2639 |
A little known fact - the oven was invented before clothing. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2640 |
Technically it is a pie now and not an apple. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2641 |
I hope it's blueberry. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2642 |
Uh thanks, but apple? |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2643 |
I feel like someone is watching us. |
1.2111 |
0.04326 |
90 |
71 |
19 |
0 |
2644 |
If you had vanilla ice cream, I'd agree with the serpent. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2645 |
It's tempting but something tells me I should take a pass. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2646 |
There may be an aftertaste. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2647 |
Another Sinterest recipe? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2648 |
And it was good. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2649 |
Baking it isn't going to help. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2650 |
Oh, hell....I give up. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2651 |
Your first clue something was wrong should have been when the snake said it was a recipe for a pie like grandma used to make. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2652 |
He's okay with the apples, but said the soggy crust is unforgivable. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2653 |
I see what you did there. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2654 |
I sense that you two are cooking something up against me. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2655 |
No thanks. I’m on the paleo diet. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2656 |
He's asking whether you tasted any of those apples before you baked them! |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2657 |
That looks totally sinful. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2658 |
I don't suppose that's a cherry pie? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2659 |
No matter how you sugar coat it, this will not end well |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2660 |
Just a quick nosh … what could it hurt? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2661 |
Wait, where did you get the knowledge to bake? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2662 |
Goddamn that looks good. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2663 |
What's rhubarb? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2664 |
Another half-baked alternative fact? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2665 |
Um, I just got a call. We're moving. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2666 |
...but I asked God to make me a tart? |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2667 |
Personally, I would have gone with a lattice crust. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2668 |
How did you figure out how to make it? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2669 |
Your pie looks delicious as sin!! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2670 |
Since they were on the ground .... I think they will be OK. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2671 |
it doesn't count if it's baked. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2672 |
You said the apples are locally sourced? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2673 |
Bake. Snake. I feel a song comin' on. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2674 |
This is for the ribs. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2675 |
Original Tin |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2676 |
No thanks, Eve. I'm paleo. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2677 |
Are you sure there are no apples in the pie? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2678 |
We'll have to wrap it to go. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2679 |
Mom? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2680 |
Since it's apple, I suppose just a piece. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2681 |
I mean, I guess it's vegan, so it's gotta be okay... |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2682 |
He was really mad this time. I think it's going to take more than just a pie. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2683 |
Apple again Eve? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2684 |
For God's sake, tell me that's rhubarb. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2685 |
Oh wait, does that have gluten? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2686 |
I love how you make knowledge so irresistible... |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2687 |
Baked into a cobbler? Will this paradise ever end? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2688 |
Whoa…bad timing…I just started the Garden of Eden Beach Diet. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2689 |
Please tell me that's strawberry-rhubarb. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2690 |
That's awfully nice, but just an apple would have been enough. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2691 |
Who's recipe did you use? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2692 |
God says we have eat our broccoli first. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2693 |
So good it's sinful. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2694 |
And you swear it's gluten-free? |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2695 |
I thought pie are square. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2696 |
Don't tempt me - I'm on the Paleo Diet. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2697 |
I must say Eve, your baked goods are very tempting. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2698 |
Please tell me it's not apple. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2699 |
Let's do it again before He responds. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2700 |
Pumpkin? Pecan? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2701 |
Dammit, where are Ben and Jerry when you need them?! |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2702 |
Kinda hoping that's not apple |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2703 |
If you're going to mess up humanity forever, it might as well be apple PIE. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2704 |
Did that snake just spit on my head? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2705 |
I'm not sure cooking the apples makes it any better |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2706 |
Let me get this straight, you've found an alternative fact for avoiding eternal sin? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2707 |
Actually I wanted a pizza pie. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2708 |
It sure smells like apple to me? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2709 |
If I eat only the crust, will we still get kicked out of the garden? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2710 |
Wish I could, but I'm on the Paleo. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2711 |
You couldn't have used my mother's recipe. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2712 |
I have this sudden, overwhelming desire to call you "Mom". |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2713 |
I forget. Was it cherries or apples we are forbidden to eat? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2714 |
Bye bye Mesoamerican pie... |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2715 |
Please be blueberry. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2716 |
But it's still apple! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2717 |
Uhh... not sure covering the apples is gonna fool him. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2718 |
Babe, I thought we agreed on this paleo diet thing. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2719 |
Something is telling me it's apple... |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2720 |
Where'd you get the peaches? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2721 |
I can't. My snake has me on a paleo diet. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2722 |
But are you absolutely certain they're organic? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2723 |
Is it gluten-free? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2724 |
Well it really smells great, but I'm doing this paleo thing right now... |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2725 |
Oh wow, an Eve ORIGINAL CINammon apple pie! |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2726 |
And Mankind was spared a fall because Adam and Eve were totally off gluten that week. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2727 |
For God's sake, I asked for an angel food cake! |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2728 |
Tempting but I'm doing a gluten-free thing now. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2729 |
You say it's an old family recipe. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2730 |
I would be more tempted with a scoop of ice cream on the side. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2731 |
Is it still a sin if its baked? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2732 |
So that's what you did with my apple! |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2733 |
As long as it's American, it must be OK. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2734 |
Please tell me its a cheery pie |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2735 |
So you don't think it counts if the apples have been cooked? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2736 |
I thought we were having ribs? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2737 |
Still Life of Pie |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2738 |
Is it apple? Cuz... |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2739 |
First it was apple sauce, then apple strudel. When will you give up? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2740 |
Tempting, but I'm on the paleo diet, babe. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2741 |
I only eat Paleo. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2742 |
I think we're gonna need a to-go box. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2743 |
Apple pie? How tempting! |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2744 |
Are you sure it's okay to eat dessert first? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2745 |
So you're saying it's not apples. It's an alternative fact called a pie? |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2746 |
Please tell me that's pumpkin pie? |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2747 |
But only if the apples are organic. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2748 |
God, I hope that's blueberry |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2749 |
Dear God, please let it be anything but apple pie. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2750 |
What do you mean by alternative apple? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2751 |
I've met someone else. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2752 |
I didn't know there was more than one apple. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2753 |
Tempting, but I'm full. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2754 |
Well . . . if the snake said, "That's how you make peach cobbler," I guess we're OK. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2755 |
It's not the fruit I'm worried about. It's the gluten. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2756 |
I guess I could be tempted with a slice. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2757 |
Trust me. It's gluten-free. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2758 |
Though the pie flew in the face of God, Adam ate, believing that Eve would be less forgiving. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2759 |
Lemme guess. Apple? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2760 |
Please tell me that it's blueberry! |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2761 |
Please -- tell me you didn't cook the goose. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2762 |
Is there ice cream? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2763 |
That's mighty tempting. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2764 |
If only the path to a man's heart was through his stomach. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2765 |
Really? It's not a sin, if the crust is thin? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2766 |
Hope this knowledge isn't half-baked! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2767 |
I am just asking who you got the recipie from? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2768 |
Now that's very tempting, indeed. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2769 |
Well, I guess apple PIE is ok... |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2770 |
Hot tart? |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2771 |
What? Your Mother's favorite recipe? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2772 |
Oh, please tell me that's a cherry pie... |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2773 |
It's tempting. But lets have sex first. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2774 |
I really shouldn't eat that without pants. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2775 |
Did you get that recipe from the Tree of Knowledge? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2776 |
When there are more people we can open a pie shop. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2777 |
I was hoping for ribs |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2778 |
Well, he didn't say anything about eating apple pie. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2779 |
So you're sure that baking it in the pie is okay? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2780 |
Four and twenty BLACKBIRDS??? I ordered Apple! |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2781 |
You invited WHO to dinner?! |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2782 |
No -- we're ok. It's gluten free. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2783 |
And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Just grab it. |
1.2111 |
0.06016 |
90 |
78 |
5 |
7 |
2784 |
Would you like a piece? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2785 |
Is this from the tree of knowledge? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2786 |
God said nothing about forbidden fruit pie... |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2787 |
We better make that order To Go. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2788 |
where did you ever learn how to make an apple pie? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2789 |
Honey, you know what God said about gluten! |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2790 |
Wow, it doesn't look like an apple anymore! |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2791 |
I think he said touching the apple would make Allah mad, not à la mode. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2792 |
Wow! You learned how to bake and all you did was taste an apple? Sure I'll try one. What do I have to lose? |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2793 |
She told us not to use Her pie plate! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2794 |
after we have the pie, i feel like going shopping for pants. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2795 |
Rubarb, I hope. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2796 |
Devil's Food pie? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2797 |
I sure hope it's blueberry. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2798 |
God says "no," yet you persist. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2799 |
The Garden of Eatin' |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2800 |
You say cherry but it smells an awful lot like apple. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2801 |
Well it certainly smells tempting |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2802 |
"So. do you think this is safer than right off the tree? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2803 |
Well sure, I love apple pie Eve. But if God doesn't buy the talking snake story, it's all going to be your fault. |
1.2111 |
0.05805 |
90 |
77 |
7 |
6 |
2804 |
Well, He never said we couldn't bake with the apples... |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2805 |
Pumpkin? . . .Cherry? . . .Blueberry? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2806 |
And He said it's alright as long as we save Him a piece? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2807 |
My secret ingredient is original cinnamon. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2808 |
I'd try the apple, but the gluten is a problem for me. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2809 |
Wow, nude pizza delivery, I am in Heaven. |
1.2111 |
0.06016 |
90 |
78 |
5 |
7 |
2810 |
Okay, but I don't think He's going to let us get away with it. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2811 |
You're sure this way it's guilt- and gluten-free? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2812 |
Smell soo good its sinful |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2813 |
No thank you, I'm paleo. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2814 |
Are there peanuts in it? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2815 |
I think you are going to regret this someday. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2816 |
Was it "You shall surely die" or "You shall surely diet"? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2817 |
Can't we just skip the dessert? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2818 |
Of course it's for you. Who else is there? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2819 |
Wait. I don't think He said it was "for baking" fruit. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2820 |
It's tempting, but I think I'll pass. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2821 |
Really--mock apple pie? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2822 |
Did you use original cinnamon? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2823 |