Contest #557


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557


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Voting started 2017-02-21
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-03-06 (estimated)
Number of captions 8861
Number of responses 767998
Number of participants 17861


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well, I'll be damned... 1.8041 0.03565 541 249 149 143
1 I'll be damned. 1.8015 0.03600 534 248 144 142
2 I'll be damned. 1.7664 0.03824 458 219 127 112
3 Well, I'll be damned... 1.7422 0.04161 415 216 90 109
4 You're naked AND you bake? 1.7249 0.04131 389 197 102 90
5 We have an oven ??? 1.6677 0.04609 313 173 71 69
6 Phew... when you said you had something in the oven, I thought you meant something else. 1.6614 0.04972 254 137 66 51
7 'When you said you had one in the oven that's not what I thought you meant." 1.6568 0.04364 303 157 93 53
8 How about them apples? 1.6508 0.04838 295 171 56 68
9 Wait -- what going away party? 1.6460 0.04727 291 164 66 61
10 I see you've found a loophole. 1.6344 0.04552 279 150 81 48
11 Mom's apple pie? What's a Mom? 1.6245 0.04785 269 152 66 51
12 God knows I shouldn't. 1.6231 0.04772 268 151 67 50
13 You mean I can have my pie and Eden too? 1.6231 0.04830 268 153 63 52
14 I think you've just invented the loophole. 1.6217 0.04699 267 148 72 47
15 What family recipe? 1.6174 0.04865 264 152 61 51
16 Then again, it'd also be a sin to waste it. 1.6109 0.04565 257 138 81 38
17 What do you mean 'to die for'? 1.6109 0.04855 257 147 63 47
18 Mom's apple pie? Who's mom? 1.6000 0.04843 250 143 64 43
19 God knows I really shouldn't. 1.5984 0.04690 249 138 73 38
20 Wait, we have an oven? 1.5984 0.04793 249 141 67 41
21 What's the worst that could happen? 1.5976 0.04908 246 142 61 43
22 Apple? Well I'll be damned! 1.5847 0.04976 236 138 58 40
23 Sure, I'll try it. What's the worst that could happen? 1.5830 0.04770 235 132 69 34
24 How much sin would some ice cream add? 1.5830 0.05030 235 139 55 41
25 I guess after this we'll start dressing for dinner. 1.5708 0.05273 226 140 43 43
26 Ooh, that looks sinful. 1.5701 0.04878 214 120 66 28
27 Could be a recipe for disaster... 1.5664 0.05047 226 135 54 37
28 An apple pie, well I'll be damned. 1.5664 0.05312 226 142 40 44
29 Ok I'll try it. What's the worst that can happen? 1.5611 0.05139 221 134 50 37
30 We have a kitchen? 1.5596 0.05277 218 135 44 39
31 This pie for another rib. 1.5591 0.05119 220 133 51 36
32 It smells delicious, but there'll be hell to pay later. 1.5591 0.04869 220 127 63 30
33 Apple pie? Well I'll be damned! 1.5576 0.05337 217 136 41 40
34 God knows I shouldn't. 1.5556 0.05153 216 131 50 35
35 I think I may have found a loophole. 1.5556 0.05111 216 130 52 34
36 An apple pie, well I'll be damned. 1.5493 0.05381 213 135 39 39
37 Well, how 'bout them apples. 1.5476 0.05359 210 132 41 37
38 That's some loophole. 1.5476 0.05316 210 131 43 36
39 Oooo. Mom's apple pie! ... Wait..Who's Mom? 1.5472 0.05525 212 138 32 42
40 What do you mean, you think you found a loophole? 1.5455 0.05117 209 126 52 31
41 What's the worst that could happen? 1.5366 0.04865 205 119 62 24
42 Apple pie? I'll be damned! 1.5366 0.05151 205 125 50 30
43 Pie and a naked woman, I must have died and gone to Heaven. 1.5347 0.05211 202 124 48 30
44 It'd be a sin to waste it. 1.5347 0.05067 202 121 54 27
45 What if we just ate the crust? 1.5343 0.05030 204 122 55 27
46 Like WHOSE mother used to make? 1.5323 0.05279 201 125 45 31
47 What do you mean by "It may contain traces of the forbidden fruit"? 1.5317 0.04867 205 120 61 24
48 Eve invents the loophole. 1.5300 0.05394 200 127 40 33
49 I'm not sure that's a valid loophole. 1.5274 0.04990 201 120 56 25
50 It's better than sex? What's sex? 1.5274 0.05040 201 121 54 26
51 God has desserted us? 1.5228 0.05268 197 123 45 29
52 Mom's apple pie? What's a Mom? 1.5206 0.05479 194 125 37 32
53 It would also be a sin not to eat it 1.5206 0.05022 194 116 55 23
54 I'm tempted. 1.5181 0.05095 193 117 52 24
55 Oh great. Original sin AND carbs! 1.5181 0.05502 193 125 36 32
56 Might as well make that to go 1.5181 0.05551 193 126 34 33
57 You're right...its a sin NOT to eat it. 1.5105 0.05210 190 118 47 25
58 Is that the original tin? 1.5105 0.05522 190 124 35 31
59 You sure this is a loophole? 1.5104 0.05575 192 127 32 33
60 Seems like a perfectly legal loophole to me. 1.5104 0.05273 192 121 44 27
61 Eve creates the first recipe for disaster. 1.5079 0.05442 189 122 38 29
62 Wait a minute, we have an oven? 1.5054 0.05296 186 117 44 25
63 Wait...we've had an oven this whole time? 1.5054 0.05404 186 119 40 27
64 I smell a loophole 1.5054 0.05128 186 114 50 22
65 Wow! You baked a loophole! 1.5054 0.05615 186 123 32 31
66 I really shouldn't---but what the hell. 1.5000 0.05591 178 116 35 27
67 I smell trouble. 1.4972 0.05292 181 114 44 23
68 You think you found a loophole? 1.4972 0.05407 181 116 40 25
69 A knife? I don't even have pants. 1.4972 0.05350 181 115 42 24
70 I don't think that's going to fool him... 1.4972 0.05175 181 112 48 21
71 It's forbidden fruit no matter how you slice it, Eve. 1.4944 0.05136 180 111 49 20
72 Whew! When you said you had one in the oven I thought... 1.4917 0.05292 181 115 43 23
73 What do you mean 'just like mom used to make?' 1.4917 0.05350 181 116 41 24
74 What's a loophole? 1.4917 0.05234 181 114 45 22
75 Oh no, the temptation of crust. 1.4916 0.05510 179 117 36 26
76 Eve, it's the "to die for" part that worries me. 1.4888 0.05178 178 111 47 20
77 I don't know, Eve... I think it still counts. 1.4888 0.04730 178 104 61 13
78 That's tempting. 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
79 A moment on the lips, a lifetime in the mortal abyss. 1.4859 0.05441 177 115 38 24
80 You baked me a delicious loophole? 1.4830 0.05581 176 117 33 26
81 That's original. 1.4830 0.05464 176 115 37 24
82 Mmm, apple pie!? Damned if I do, damned if I don't. 1.4830 0.05283 176 112 43 21
83 And on the eighth day, man expected dinner. 1.4828 0.05690 174 117 30 27
84 What do you mean it's your mother's recipe? 1.4828 0.05631 174 116 32 26
85 Wait, we have an oven? 1.4828 0.05390 174 112 40 22
86 Let's see now... Live together in paradise forever OR condemn humanity to unimaginable suffering. Hmmm... Is that a hand made crust? 1.4828 0.05512 174 114 36 24
87 How could it be your mother's recipe? 1.4828 0.05451 174 113 38 23
88 I think I found a loophole. 1.4828 0.05390 174 112 40 22
89 I hope I don't regret this tomorrow. 1.4828 0.05202 174 109 46 19
90 Sure. What's the worst could happen? 1.4828 0.05006 174 106 52 16
91 What do you mean, "This pie is to die for?" 1.4828 0.05390 174 112 40 22
92 "This is exactly why we'll need lawyers in the very near future". 1.4798 0.05350 173 111 41 21
93 What do you mean it's "to die for"? 1.4798 0.05350 173 111 41 21
94 Whew! That's not the "one in the oven" I thought you meant. 1.4798 0.05475 173 113 37 23
95 Your desserts are going to be my downfall. 1.4798 0.05158 173 108 47 18
96 To be clear, when you say 'it's to die for'...? 1.4798 0.05413 173 112 39 22
97 Come on, Eve, I wasn't born yesterday. 1.4740 0.04958 173 106 52 15
98 This could be our ticket out of here. 1.4737 0.05584 171 114 33 24
99 Maybe we should get that to go. 1.4737 0.05396 171 111 39 21
100 You have an oven? 1.4737 0.05645 171 115 31 25
101 You had to make it even more tempting, didn't you? 1.4702 0.05467 168 110 37 21
102 I guess it would also be a sin to let it get cold. 1.4702 0.05061 168 104 49 15
103 I'm confused. How can this be your mother's recipe? 1.4702 0.05268 168 107 43 18
104 Let's hope we've got him on a technicality. 1.4671 0.05357 167 108 40 19
105 I'm tempted. 1.4671 0.05424 167 109 38 20
106 I didn't even know that we had an oven. 1.4639 0.05645 166 112 31 23
107 When you said 'something in oven,' I thought you meant . . . . 1.4639 0.05773 166 114 27 25
108 No -- I mean you REALLY shouldn't have. 1.4639 0.05243 166 106 43 17
109 It's to die for! 1.4606 0.05264 165 106 42 17
110 We're in big trouble--any way you slice it. 1.4606 0.05538 165 110 34 21
111 Now we need clothes AND oven mitts. 1.4606 0.05471 165 109 36 20
112 On the day after this, God created oven mitts. 1.4573 0.05760 164 113 27 24
113 It's just like who's? What's a 'mom'? 1.4573 0.06015 164 117 19 28
114 Why do women make things so complicated? 1.4573 0.05695 164 112 29 23
115 I don't know, it sorta sounds like a recipe for disaster. 1.4573 0.05357 164 107 39 18
116 Wait, has fire been discovered yet? 1.4573 0.05629 164 111 31 22
117 It would be a sin not to try it. 1.4573 0.05426 164 108 37 19
118 So the deal is I can either eat this, or I can continue to have you walk around naked? 1.4573 0.05562 164 110 33 21
119 It's mom's apple pie? What's a mom? 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
120 Sure. What could go wrong? 1.4568 0.05476 162 107 36 19
121 You found a loophole? 1.4568 0.05682 162 110 30 22
122 Yikes ... When you said you had one in the oven ... 1.4568 0.05405 162 106 38 18
123 Wow, that's to die for! 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
124 Where did you find an oven? 1.4540 0.05720 163 112 28 23
125 Well, he didn't say I couldn't have pie..... 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
126 Mom's apple pie? You don't have a Mom. 1.4534 0.05707 161 110 29 22
127 Sure, what's the worst that could happen? 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
128 I think you've found a recipe for disaster! 1.4465 0.05401 159 105 37 17
129 No thanks, I want to look good naked. 1.4465 0.05475 159 106 35 18
130 Apple? Well I'll be damned! 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
131 You don't give up, do you? 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
132 We've invented fire? 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
133 I suspect we'll need it to-go. 1.4459 0.05884 157 110 24 23
134 Oh, so that's what you meant by 'loophole.' 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
135 Let me get this straight - if I eat this pie, I get to see that you're naked? 1.4459 0.05672 157 107 30 20
136 Ah - what the hell. 1.4459 0.05743 157 108 28 21
137 I'm thinking we can get by on a technicality. 1.4430 0.05197 158 102 42 14
138 What do you mean 'just like mom used to make?' 1.4430 0.05571 158 107 32 19
139 God forbid! 1.4430 0.05424 158 105 36 17
140 Sinfully delicious, I suppose. 1.4423 0.05550 156 105 33 18
141 Pretty sure this is still going to count. 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
142 When were you going to tell me about the oven? 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
143 OK, now I'm tempted 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
144 What's a loophole? 1.4423 0.05550 156 105 33 18
145 When you said "I have one in the oven" I was thinking of something else. 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
146 Your mom's recipe? Wait, what's a mom? 1.4423 0.05697 156 107 29 20
147 No, really, you shouldn't have. 1.4359 0.05620 156 107 30 19
148 That looks tempting. 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
149 May contain traces of nuts and forbidden fruit 1.4351 0.05206 154 100 41 13
150 I think it's a recipe for disaster. 1.4351 0.05366 154 102 37 15
151 What do you mean "mom's apple pie" 1.4351 0.05821 154 108 25 21
152 What do you mean " sinfully delicious"? 1.4351 0.05287 154 101 39 14
153 When did you get an oven? 1.4351 0.05748 154 107 27 20
154 I think I found a loophole. 1.4351 0.05748 154 107 27 20
155 Pie, why not! What could go possibly go wrong? 1.4351 0.05522 154 104 33 17
156 Is this to make up for the rib? 1.4342 0.05575 152 103 32 17
157 What part of forbidden didn't you understand? 1.4342 0.05253 152 99 40 13
158 That looks sinful. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
159 Eh... a moment on your lips, eternity on your hips. 1.4342 0.05729 152 105 28 19
160 Oh God ... I'm going to pay for this later! 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
161 If we're going to commit original sin, we might as well add vanilla ice cream. 1.4342 0.05575 152 103 32 17
162 The Origin of the Legal Loophole 1.4342 0.05729 152 105 28 19
163 Don't tempt me. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
164 Are the apples local? 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
165 We may have to eat this on the road. 1.4342 0.05729 152 105 28 19
166 Well, that looks positively sinful! 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
167 Eve, I hope you baked the hell out of it. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
168 This could be a recipe for disaster! 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
169 So the fruit is from the tree of alternative knowledge? 1.4305 0.05755 151 105 27 19
170 Just like who used to make? 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
171 That voice you heard? Fake news. 1.4305 0.05678 151 104 29 18
172 Skip fruitful. Let's multiply. 1.4305 0.05831 151 106 25 20
173 ... and you're sure the forbidden fruit thing was fake news? 1.4305 0.05678 151 104 29 18
174 Wait! You have an oven ? 1.4305 0.05831 151 106 25 20
175 Oh my, that looks sinful. 1.4305 0.05520 151 102 33 16
176 I'm not sure 'getting God on a technicality' is such a good idea. 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
177 I hope you baked the hell out of it 1.4305 0.05678 151 104 29 18
178 I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess "apple." 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
179 You're right. He never mentioned pie. 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
180 It'd be a sin NOT to eat it. 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
181 Is this another half-baked idea from that serpent? 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
182 Oy, now a whole pie?! You saw how He got over one flippin' apple. 1.4276 0.05411 152 102 35 15
183 I hate these letter of the law-spirit of the law conundrums. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
184 I'm guessing apple. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
185 Wait, how can it be an "old family recipe?" 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
186 Now THAT'S tempting 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
187 I can't keep up with all these Apple updates, Eve. 1.4267 0.05703 150 104 28 18
188 What family recipe? 1.4228 0.05728 149 104 27 18
189 Were those apples locally sourced? 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
190 I don't eat gluten. 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
191 Good looks, a hot body and you can cook, this must be paradise. 1.4200 0.05538 150 103 31 16
192 That looks sinful. 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
193 Maybe we can get off on a technicality. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
194 Well I suppose one cheat day can't hurt. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
195 "Pie"? Sure, I'll try some, but is it to die for? 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
196 "Who is "Mom"? 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
197 Your mother's recipe? What's a 'mother'? 1.4189 0.05911 148 106 22 20
198 Wait—where did you find an oven? 1.4189 0.05833 148 105 24 19
199 You're always one step ahead, aren't you 1.4189 0.06065 148 108 18 22
200 I know I'll regret this. 1.4189 0.05340 148 99 36 13
201 You had me at 'apple'. 1.4178 0.05893 146 104 23 19
202 Have we always had an oven? 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
203 So, technically we're ok. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
204 Where did you find a fork for the holes? 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
205 There is a god. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
206 No -- I mean you REALLY shouldn't have. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
207 um..Eve.. where did you find an oven? 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
208 I asked you to be more pious, not to make a pie for us. 1.4178 0.05893 146 104 23 19
209 Mom's apple pie? 1.4178 0.06356 146 110 11 25
210 Just like who used to make? 1.4178 0.05647 146 101 29 16
211 Well, if we are going to be bad, let's be VERY bad. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
212 Wow, that's super nice, but I think we're still going to blame everything on you. 1.4150 0.05698 147 103 27 17
213 Please tell me it's a chicken pot pie. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
214 Adam's original sin was his inability to resist the offering of a tart. 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
215 Oh my, that looks positively sinful! 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
216 Is that from Hell's Kitchen? 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
217 I can't resist a good loophole. 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
218 You shouldn't have -- it was just a rib. 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
219 What exactly do you mean 'sinfully good'? 1.4138 0.05756 145 102 26 17
220 Shouldn't we invent Mom and America first? 1.4138 0.05920 145 104 22 19
221 Whew! When you said you had one in the oven I thought... 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
222 And on the eighth day, Eve became the first person to ever read the Apple terms and conditions. 1.4138 0.05838 145 103 24 18
223 That's tempting. 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
224 I have a feeling I'm gonna pay for this later. 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
225 To die for? 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
226 You sure 45 minutes at 350 kills all the sin? 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
227 Well that's tempting! 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
228 It just might work. It gives us plausible denial. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
229 It's an alternative fruit, you say? 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
230 It is tempting. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
231 Technically, He didn't mention anything about pie 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
232 Wait...when did we discover fire? 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
233 Thanks, but I've already Eden. 1.4074 0.05975 135 96 23 16
234 I guess you're right; I don't think He said anything about apple pie. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
235 What would happen if I just eat the crust? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
236 Oh god. This is a trick question, isn't it? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
237 What do you mean, it's from an old family recipe? 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
238 I guess I'm just as damned if I don't? 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
239 Well ... he didn't say anything about pies. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
240 Now explain it to me again, exactly what is a guilty pleasure ? 1.4056 0.04886 143 92 44 7
241 I'll start packing 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
242 Better than sex? 1.4043 0.05867 141 101 23 17
243 What do you mean "mom's apple pie" 1.4043 0.05867 141 101 23 17
244 We can't go to Hell for rhubarb, right? 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
245 This or run around naked forever....hmmmm 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
246 I think we have found the first loophole. 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
247 I don't think that's going to fool him... 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
248 That looks tempting. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
249 That smells positively sinful! 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
250 I'm not sure if this counts as a loophole. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
251 You go ahead. I've Eden. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
252 I guess you're right He didn't say "No forbidden fruit PIES." 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
253 Any more pie, and I won't be able to squeeze into my fig leaf. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
254 Gender roles already? 1.4000 0.05894 140 101 22 17
255 Oh my God, Eve, that looks positively SINFUL!! 1.4000 0.05980 140 102 20 18
256 Brilliant idea to eat the evidence. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
257 I'll never be able to fit into my leaf after eating this. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
258 Maybe just a bite. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
259 Looks tempting. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
260 You sure know how to tempt a guy. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
261 Forget the forbidden fruit. God taught you to bake? 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
262 Am I going to regret this? 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
263 What do you mean it's your mom's recipe? 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
264 Hmmm...it is tempting... 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
265 Tell me it's not apple. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
266 We don't even have clothes. Where did you find an oven? 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
267 So the fruit is forbidden, but what if I just eat the crust? 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
268 He didn't say anything about pie, right? 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
269 I don't think using them in a pie counts as a loophole. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
270 Well, I'm sure of one thing. It's not your mother's recipe. 1.4000 0.05980 140 102 20 18
271 Not what I was expecting when you said you have "something in the oven" 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
272 Oh my god....gosh....what a relief! When you said you had one in the oven.... 1.3957 0.05832 139 100 23 16
273 You shouldn't have. No, really -- you shouldn't have. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
274 Smells sinful. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
275 Well, He did say to be fruitful... 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
276 Well that's tempting! 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
277 Seemed a waste to throw the apple out after just one bite. 1.3942 0.05894 137 99 22 16
278 I suppose a little slice couldn't hurt. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
279 It can't possibly be your mother's recipe. 1.3897 0.06101 136 101 17 18
280 Am I going to catch hell for this? 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
281 Do you mind telling me who gave you the recipe? 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
282 You've taken sin to a whole new level 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
283 Yeah, I think that still counts 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
284 Wait, how could it be your mother's recipe? 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
285 Ooh, it smells sinful. 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
286 No, I don't think you can "bake the hell" out of that apple. 1.3897 0.05827 136 98 23 15
287 You're really making this hard. 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
288 Locally sourced ingredients have always been my downfall. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
289 I think this makes for plausible deniability on our part. 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
290 You make falling from grace and eternal damnation so attractive 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
291 What would Jesus do? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
292 First it's apple pie. The next thing I know, you'll be raising Cain. 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
293 Ooh, I'm tempted... 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
294 No, thank you. That was enough knowledge for one day. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
295 Actually, no -- I don't think you've found a loophole. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
296 Relax Adam... It's Peach Cobbler 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
297 Where'd you get an oven? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
298 You misunderstood when I said you need to be more pious. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
299 How did you spot the legal loophole? 1.3897 0.05827 136 98 23 15
300 To die for? 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
301 When did you get an oven? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
302 Well okay, if you're positive that you baked the Hell out of it. 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
303 No, I think technically it's still an apple. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
304 "Who is "Mom"? 1.3897 0.05920 136 99 21 16
305 What do you mean "As good as Mom's apple pie?" 1.3876 0.05958 129 93 22 14
306 What do you mean "sinfully good?" 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
307 Damned if I eat this, damned if I don't. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
308 Please tell me that you're not trying to trick me into eating kale. 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
309 Fool me once, shame on you... 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
310 Pie comes before the Fall 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
311 And you think he won't see through that? 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
312 So, you're looking to get off on a technicality? 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
313 The pie is tempting, but your outfit is amazing! 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
314 Any way you slice it, I still think it's a bad idea. 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
315 Smells tempting 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
316 I preferred it when you invented sex. 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
317 That looks positively sinful! 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
318 So if I admit to evolution I can have a slice? 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
319 I have to admit it's tempting, Eve. 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
320 Wait. Where did you get an oven? 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
321 Oh my God, you shouldn't have. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
322 Since when did we have an oven? 1.3824 0.05817 136 99 22 15
323 Who's Granny Smith? 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
324 I am not sure what you mean by "loophole". Just hand me a fork. 1.3824 0.05817 136 99 22 15
325 'That looks really tempting.' 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
326 Where did you find the pie tree? 1.3824 0.05626 136 97 26 13
327 It's literally to die for. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
328 You really shouldn't have. 1.3824 0.05626 136 97 26 13
329 This pie is to die for. 1.3824 0.05817 136 99 22 15
330 You didn't need to do that. I don't even miss the rib. 1.3824 0.05626 136 97 26 13
331 Well, he never said s thing about pie... 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
332 How is this paradise if we can’t have pie? 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
333 You found apples? Well, I'll be damned! 1.3806 0.05879 134 98 21 15
334 If He asks, tell Him it's peach. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
335 I hope this isn't another one of your half baked ideas, Eve. 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
336 Honey, keep this up and pretty soon I won't be able to see my fig leaf. 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
337 At least wear oven mitts 1.3806 0.05973 134 99 19 16
338 Oh God, that's tempting! 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
339 Whaddaya mean, "Snake 'n bake"? 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
340 What do you mean, it's sinfully good? 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
341 Don't you think we're in enough trouble? 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
342 Since when did we get an oven? 1.3806 0.05782 134 97 23 14
343 Always with the Forbidden Fruit. Just once I'd like a Lemon Meringue! 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
344 How do you know that baking it makes it okay? 1.3806 0.05879 134 98 21 15
345 Should I dress for dinner? 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
346 Eyes on the pie Adam, keep your eyes on the pie. 1.3806 0.05879 134 98 21 15
347 I baked the hell out of it 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
348 What I really want is sex. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
349 Well gluttony wasn't exactly the first sin I wanted to commit 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
350 Hell yes! 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
351 Honestly I prefer your ribs. 1.3788 0.05942 132 97 20 15
352 Aren't we in enough trouble already? 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
353 That's one way of disposing of the evidence. 1.3788 0.06039 132 98 18 16
354 Somehow I get the impression we're still screwed. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
355 And on the sixth day, God also created irony 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
356 Hell hath no oven mitts. 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
357 It's called Apple Pie. It's to die for. 1.3788 0.06039 132 98 18 16
358 I get apple pie, but what is "mom"? 1.3788 0.06227 132 100 14 18
359 When you say, "May contain apples..." 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
360 You bought an oven? 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
361 I'm guessing apple. 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
362 I know it's a pie, is that the original tin? 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
363 Tempting—but when did we get an oven? 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
364 What do you mean it's an old family recipe? 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
365 How original! 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
366 And you have one in the oven, you say? 1.3759 0.05904 133 98 20 15
367 That's not what I meant about being pious. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
368 How can you say, it's your mother's recipe? 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
369 When you said you had something in the oven, I was expecting a baby! 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
370 Wait...this can't be your mom's apple pie. 1.3759 0.05904 133 98 20 15
371 This looks like a recipe for disaster... 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
372 Tempting, but I probably shouldn't. 1.3759 0.05294 133 92 32 9
373 Oh, that looks absolutely sinful! 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
374 I thought you were making a devils food cake 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
375 The forbidden apples aren't the concern here. Where did you find an oven? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
376 Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
377 Just a pinch of sin-namon. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
378 You aren't making this easy. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
379 I don't think your loophole will be acceptable to Him. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
380 Well that's original! 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
381 So... You did what with the apple? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
382 No clothes, but an oven? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
383 Define sinful. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
384 Just promise me you cooked the hell out of them. 1.3740 0.05969 131 97 19 15
385 When did he invent ovens? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
386 Who the hell is Sara Lee? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
387 What did the lawyer say? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
388 "Let me guess, it's to die for". 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
389 Now this is tempting. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
390 Now THAT'S tempting 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
391 If we're going to do something wrong, let's do it right. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
392 Yes, I was worried for a second when you said you had one in the oven. 1.3740 0.05969 131 97 19 15
393 When were you going to tell me about the oven? 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
394 Maybe its the pie, but suddenly you look very sexy. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
395 I think we will have to take that to go. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
396 Now THAT'S what I call temptation! 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
397 I found a loophole 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
398 I kinda think He's still going to notice. 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
399 Maybe just a bite. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
400 Wrap it up and I'll start packing. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
401 Now that's original! 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
402 You know, you'd think in Paradise it wouldn't always have to be, "Damned if you do and damned if you don't." 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
403 Milk from the forbidden cow would go great with this. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
404 Ok, so it was from the tree of fake knowledge? 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
405 You're sure it's kosher? 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
406 It looks delicious, but are you sure it's guilt-free? 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
407 Eve, you shouldn't have. No, I mean it, you shouldn't have. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
408 Apple, again? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
409 I think you misunderstood "piety." 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
410 A family recipe? What's a family? 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
411 On this day, man learned to never eat hot food naked 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
412 Is it okay if I just eat the crust? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
413 But I thought we were having ribs. 1.3672 0.05960 128 95 19 14
414 It looks tempting, but then again, what do I know? 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
415 I'm concerned it violates the spirit of the agreement. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
416 You're sure that loophole will work? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
417 The pie is nice but I'm more interested in your buns. 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
418 I can't. I'm doing this Paleo thing. 1.3672 0.06062 128 96 17 15
419 You've got fire? 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
420 Why not? Let's make Paradise great again! 1.3672 0.06262 128 98 13 17
421 The snake wanted to welcome us to the neighborhood. 1.3672 0.06062 128 96 17 15
422 God only knows where this came from! 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
423 No, it smells like a technicality. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
424 Do I smell sinnamon? 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
425 Shouldn't we get dressed first? 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
426 I thought you were going to make the Devil's food cake... 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
427 The downside is we may have to eat and run. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
428 Come to think of it, He never did say anything about pie. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
429 What's the catch? 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
430 It's to die for! 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
431 And your father is OK with this? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
432 Well, he didn't say pie. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
433 Tempting, isn't it? 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
434 Smells heavenly 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
435 I don't know about the letter, but this might violate the spirit of the law. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
436 Let's get this over with so we can finally put on some clothes. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
437 It does look tempting. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
438 They say your apple pie is to die for 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
439 Wow! Eve only gave me an apple. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
440 And I’ll offer you ribs. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
441 I don't feel like I explained this very well . 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
442 Hmmm. Tempting. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
443 I'm not sure that this changes the theological implications. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
444 I'll bite... 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
445 What do you mean, "Mom's famous recipe?" 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
446 How about I just eat the crust?" 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
447 Mmm, smells like the fall. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
448 I just know I'm going to feel self conscious about my body after eating this. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
449 Honey, you shouldn't have. 1.3622 0.05986 127 95 18 14
450 Wow, just like mom used to... wait! 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
451 Where the hell did you bake that? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
452 You get knowledge. I get a pie. I like where this is going. 1.3622 0.04958 127 86 36 5
453 I really shouldn't... 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
454 And who pray tell is Granny Smith? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
455 But I don't have a birthday. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
456 I have to admit it is tempting. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
457 How on God's green earth did you do that? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
458 Wow! That looks to die for! 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
459 Smells like trouble! 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
460 We'll regret this in the morning. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
461 So I get both pie and sex? 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
462 As if I wasn't already tempted. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
463 Maybe it came from the tree of Alternative Knowledge? 1.3622 0.06089 127 96 16 15
464 Wow? Where do you find an oven? 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
465 I don't see this ending well. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
466 What do you mean, your mother's recipe? 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
467 Very tempting. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
468 Wait a minute—like WHOSE mother used to make? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
469 Are you sure this doesn't count? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
470 I know where you got the apples, but the oven? 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
471 The way to a man's rib is through his stomach. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
472 She was warned. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3622 0.06191 127 97 14 16
473 'Mom's Apple Pie'? But we don't have a Mom. 1.3622 0.05881 127 94 20 13
474 Fool me once... 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
475 It's humble pie... what's the worst that could happen? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
476 Hmm ... who would I rather have mad at me for eternity? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
477 Looks sinful. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
478 God may forgive us. Our thighs will not. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
479 "Oh jeez, was that 'be fruitful and multiply' or 'be fruitful and multi-pie'? 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
480 Now THAT'S what I call temptation! 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
481 It's not the calories I'm worried about. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
482 Looks positively sinful. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
483 Are you ribbing me? 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
484 Only if it's kosher. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
485 Thanks, but you had me at the tiny fig leaf. 1.3571 0.05906 126 94 19 13
486 Don't worry, the snake says it will make us great again! 1.3571 0.06117 126 96 15 15
487 That looks more appealing than your devils food cake. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
488 Wasting it would be a sin, right? 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
489 The devil is in the details. 1.3571 0.06012 126 95 17 14
490 I think it's still forbidden. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
491 Pie goeth before the fall. 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
492 You're getting ahead of the story. 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
493 What do you mean, 'Let's put the sin in cinnamon?' 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
494 Sinfully delicious, you say? 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
495 Oh, it is tempting, but I am watching my fate. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
496 I see you've upped the ante. 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
497 So you're saying it's an alternative apple, and not really an apple? 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
498 Wait—where did you find an oven? 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
499 Ooh, that looks sinful. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
500 ..and from that moment on man loved woman. 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
501 Is this some kind of workaround? 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
502 Well, I guess one bite won't hurt. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
503 Don't tempt me. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
504 And you cook too...this is awesome! 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
505 Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
506 What do you mean "granny" Smith? 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
507 Your mom's recipe? 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
508 Let there be loopholes 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
509 Sinful in a good way, though, right? 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
510 Oh, that looks absolutely sinful! 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
511 This changes everything. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
512 OK. This just got tough. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
513 Three questions: Who are you? Where's my rib? Is that apple? 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
514 Garden of Eatin' 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
515 I'm trying to remember exactly what we were told. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
516 I'm not sure this is what God had in mind when he said our sins would lead to just deserts. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
517 It does look positively sinful 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
518 Good thing I saved my appetite by not eating that apple. 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
519 "Wait... Now, I'm Adam... And you're Eve... Who's Granny Smith? 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
520 Well I guess there's always room for pie. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
521 FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS AND ALL YOUR ANTI-TRUMP BULLSHIT. YOU ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES. DO YOUR OWN JUDGING. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR, LAZY FUCK BRAIN. I WANT NO PART OF YOUR CHEAP FUCKING SHITTY MAGAZINE CRAP. TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT. DEAL WITH IT. 1.3496 0.06529 123 98 7 18
522 Please say it's not apple. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
523 Immaculate Convection 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
524 On second thought, I'd rather not know. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
525 This is why I have trust issues 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
526 Maybe later. Just ate an apple. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
527 It's not a pie; it's a loophole. 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
528 Where'd you get an oven? 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
529 When did you invent the oven? 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
530 If we're going to be banished, we might as well indulge. 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
531 Tell me it's blueberry. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
532 What do you mean it's your grandmother's recipe? 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
533 Well, I'll be damned, but I want a bite. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
534 You devil you. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
535 What do you mean "Hell's Kitchen?" 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
536 Did you say this is your Grandma's recipe? 1.3496 0.05885 123 92 19 12
537 Such a tart. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
538 It's not so much the sin I'm worried about--it's the gluten. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
539 You sure it's just a metaphor? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
540 You really know how to push His buttons. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
541 I'm not sure that eliminates the original sin problem. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
542 I'm really trying to be good this week. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
543 Uh, I had something else warm and sweet in mind. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
544 Eve, you gotta let it go. 1.3443 0.06022 122 93 16 13
545 Well, I guess when life gives you apples... 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
546 My God! You found an oven! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
547 When life gives you apples... 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
548 It would be a bigger sin to let an apple pie go to waste? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
549 Well, if the snake said it's okay, I suppose it's okay. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
550 I really shouldn't but it'd be a sin not to eat it. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
551 Just like Mom's? Oh wait... 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
552 It smells really good, but something about it just doesn't seem kosher. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
553 Did you bake the hell out of it? 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
554 Eve, does this mean we must dress for dinner? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
555 I don't know, 'The Fruit of Eternal Damnation' sounds tempting, but can we just go back to 'Death by Chocolate?' 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
556 I'm not going to fall for that. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
557 It is tempting. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
558 Where did you find an oven? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
559 No, really, you shouldn't have. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
560 I'm not sure apple was the best choice. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
561 Wow, you really want to move don't you? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
562 I'm not even going to ask what you did to get an oven! 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
563 Darling, that smells positively sinful! 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
564 Wait, who's coming over? 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
565 I guess one bite can't hurt anything. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
566 You baked it? Now we'll really catch hell! 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
567 Smells tempting, but it'll go straight to my conscience. 1.3443 0.06134 122 94 14 14
568 You really think he's not going to notice? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
569 I see you've taken this forbidden fruit thing to the next level 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
570 Thank God . I thought you were going to make me eat one of those apples 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
571 Adam and Sarah Lee, the real story. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
572 It isn't the sin that concerns me so much as the gluten. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
573 Is this what you meant by "going all the way." 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
574 This might be worth it. 1.3443 0.06022 122 93 16 13
575 Better make it to go. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
576 Sure, we'll be doomed to an eternity of doubt and existential anguish, but... pie. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
577 No, no, the pie looks good. I was just looking for my rib? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
578 It does add a new twist to the story. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
579 You shouldn't have. No, really -- you shouldn't have. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
580 I don't understand, what do you mean it's your mother's recipe? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
581 I think it still counts. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
582 That looks sinfully good. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
583 Looks tempting. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
584 Does it count if i just smell it? 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
585 Sinfully delicious, you say? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
586 Well, I can't say Mom's was better. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
587 I was thinking you should have the first bite. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
588 But sweets are my downfall. 1.3388 0.06161 121 94 13 14
589 Well, it does look sinful. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
590 Are the apples locally sourced? 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
591 Sorry Eve, it's just not that tempting. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
592 I'm guessing it's apple. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
593 Let me guess: apple. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
594 It would be even more tempting with vanilla ice cream. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
595 God hath forbid eating of ... wait a minute ... is that a caramel streusel topping I smell? 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
596 "Your MOM'S apple pie?! I don't get it. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
597 Next week on "Naked and Afraid" 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
598 You cook, too? 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
599 ...As long as it isn't apple... 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
600 She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
601 God only knows how you baked that pie! 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
602 It would be a sin not to eat that. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
603 apples to apples... crust to crust... 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
604 That's not the temptation I expected. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
605 Somehow, this still feels wrong. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
606 Tart. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
607 Are you sure He designated the 7th day as "Cheat Day?" 1.3388 0.06161 121 94 13 14
608 Actually, I'm Steve. 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
609 Any chance that's cherry? 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
610 Well this is a first. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
611 Good try! But that just not what's on my mind at the moment. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
612 Wow, looks sinful...whatever that means! 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
613 Apple or cherry? It matters. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
614 Yah, it smells good but it will surely taste like hell. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
615 This smells like entrapment. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
616 Tell me it's not apple. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
617 Aw, you shouldn't have. REALLY, you shouldn't have. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
618 Smells sinful. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
619 This takes temptation to a whole new level 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
620 Wow, I'd like a piece of that. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
621 I can't remember what God said not to eat, but it sure wasn't pie! 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
622 An old family recipe? Really? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
623 Look, Adam! It's new from "Snake and Bake"! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
624 I call this flavor Adam's Apple 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
625 Where is the oven ? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
626 We"ll beat him on a technicality. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
627 Honey, you shouldn't have. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
628 I'm more of a fig man myself. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
629 I love the smell of original cinnamon. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
630 Wow! That smells amaz--Oh, my God, we're naked! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
631 Smells divine! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
632 Promise me you'll never wear an apron. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
633 I understand your pies are to die for. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
634 " hmmmm... tempting , really tempting ". 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
635 Mom's apple pie? 1.3361 0.06118 119 92 14 13
636 No, no, no... The apple is just an allegory for sex. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
637 Apple pie kinda reminds me of Fall 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
638 Let me tell you that one rib is really paying dividends 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
639 The origin of gender stereotypes 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
640 Well no, He didn't say anything about apple pie per se. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
641 Yeast of Eden. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
642 mmmmm , that looks downright sinful 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
643 Awesome. I didn't even know you got the oven fixed. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
644 Still not tempted. Maybe a flan? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
645 He said we could have our pie and eat it too? What could go wrong? 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
646 And after all that, you went with cherry? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
647 Eve, I swear. Your desserts are just absolutely sinful! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
648 Are you sure this doesn't violate the spirit of the law? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
649 Who gave you the recipe? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
650 Just like Mom used to make. . .oh wait." 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
651 Umm, yeah... I just don't think He'll appreciate the distinction. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
652 So if they're cooked, they're ok to eat? 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
653 Sure you can tempt me with dessert. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
654 When did you have time to invent the oven? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
655 'Grandmother's recipe?' What's a grandmother? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
656 Where did you get the oven? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
657 Technically that is no longer a fruit, right? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
658 Is it really the original sin if you just copied the recipe? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
659 It looks so good it's sinful. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
660 You're very persistent, I'll give you that. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
661 I really shouldn't... 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
662 So I see you've decided to go for the nuclear option. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
663 You know I can't resist temptation! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
664 Locally sourced? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
665 How about you go first this time? 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
666 Where did you get the oven? 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
667 Forget the fruit, how did you find an oven out here? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
668 I don't think He'll consider baking the apples in a pie a loophole. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
669 What do you mean, your mother's recipe? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
670 Apple pie? You bet your asp I'll eat it! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
671 That wasn't exactly what I was thinking of when I told you I wanted a piece. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
672 Well if we're going to hell anyway... 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
673 Smells Original. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
674 That looks good ... not that I would know. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
675 Peach, right? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
676 I think it's too late for humble pie. 1.3361 0.06118 119 92 14 13
677 Of course I will try the pie, what is the worst that could happen. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
678 Will another rib get me ice cream? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
679 Any way you slice it, this seems wrong. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
680 A fair trade for a prime rib. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
681 Well, I guess He didn't specifically mention pie... 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
682 My favorite - forbidden fruit pie! 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
683 Alternate fact bible story #1 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
684 Really? Cooking makes it okay? 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
685 What do you mean, 'It's just like Mom used to make'? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
686 You can bake? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
687 Are you trying to seduce me? 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
688 Wait. I still don't understand. Where did the oven come from? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
689 Rhubarb? Thank God! 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
690 Should I dress for dinner? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
691 I'm pretty sure that still counts. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
692 Yah right, you must think I was born yesterday. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
693 I think you're supposed to take the first bite. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
694 No, now I think we are just compounding the problem. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
695 That better be strawberry rhubarb. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
696 Okay, maybe not the letter but are you sure this doesn't violate the spirit? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
697 It's just passion fruit. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
698 I gave my left rib and that's all the thanks I get? 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
699 No need for subterfuge. It's an allegory. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
700 So, I guess we're moving? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
701 Alternative fact: We didn't eat the apple; we ate apple pie. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
702 You were suppose to FORSAKE it, not BAKE it. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
703 I don't know if it's a sin or not, but it sure is original ! 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
704 Ah, nice try. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
705 It's wicked good. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
706 I'd rather have my rib back. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
707 That smells sinfully good. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
708 Gee, I don't remember any mention of pie, do you? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
709 The Holy Bible: Alternative Facts Edition 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
710 Is this an original recipe? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
711 I'm guessing it's apple. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
712 I'm thinking cherry might have been a better choice. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
713 I don't think discovering the first loophole will change his mind. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
714 He'll know, he'll know! 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
715 Can I eat just the crust? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
716 ... well I guess God didn't say anything about rhubarb 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
717 Tempting......... 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
718 Do you remember whether it is only apples or all apple products that are forbidden? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
719 If it looks like an apple, smells like an apple, and tastes like an apple, it's still an apple, Eve. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
720 I hope this doesn't get us evicted. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
721 Eat the apple pie and I get to see you naked? What's the catch? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
722 Why is it called Paradise Lost Pie? 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
723 Thank God! I thought you said you had a BUN in the oven. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
724 What a Godsend 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
725 Calm down; it's blueberry. 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
726 You're sure He's okay with this? 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
727 I'll give you one thing, Eve. You are persistent. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
728 Religious and moral implications aside, I'm impressed that you found a way to bake it. 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
729 You really think it will make Eden great again? 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
730 No, no. You can have the first bite. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
731 You're reinforcing gender stereotypes that don't even exist yet! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
732 We don't have an oven. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
733 It's even more tempting than I expected. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
734 I thought we agreed on a completely sin free diet. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
735 Very tempting Eve. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
736 You pulled that from the forbidden oven, didn't you? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
737 No, I'm certain he said "cursed", not "crust". 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
738 First ribs, and now apple pie? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
739 Would it kill you to try something new? 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
740 So let me get this straight . . . baking the fruit for 45 minutes at 425 degrees takes all the forbidden out of it? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
741 Wow Eve, you're really putting all this knowledge stuff to good use! 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
742 Stop making this harder than it is. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
743 Let me guess. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
744 I dunno. Mind if I check the rules again? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
745 Don't tell me what's in it. I want to be surprised. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
746 Well, Sunday is my cheat day. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
747 Ooh, I'm tempted... 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
748 Aren't we getting a little bit ahead of ourselves? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
749 Soul food? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
750 Looks sinfully delicious. The pie looks good too. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
751 Only one way to find out... 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
752 It would be a sin to let it go cold. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
753 Lord knows, you're not making this any easier! 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
754 Oh Eve that's what you meant when you said " You have something in the oven. "? 1.3248 0.06169 117 92 12 13
755 Let me think this time. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
756 So...what's the bad news? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
757 Ok, yes, I do like them apples. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
758 "You've taken temptation to a new level' 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
759 It looks good, but is it sinfully good? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
760 When I said I wanted to 'eat your pie'... 1.3248 0.06049 117 91 14 12
761 Is that the "original thin" crust? 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
762 If that's apple, we're in trouble. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
763 You had me with just an apple. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
764 When did you have time to invent the oven? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
765 Is that the original recipe? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
766 How can it be your grandma's recipe? You don't have a grandma! 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
767 God knows I can't say no to apple pie! 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
768 Are we out of ribs? 1.3248 0.06169 117 92 12 13
769 I'll be damned, is this apple pie?! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
770 What did you do with the apple? 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
771 Fool me once... 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
772 Well, this is escalating quickly. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
773 No, no. I said, 'you're the apple of my eye! 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
774 Blueberry? Great, we get to stay! 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
775 Is it organic? 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
776 Mmm, looks sinful. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
777 When I said I would sell my soul for an apple pie, I meant it figuratively. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
778 Taste this and tell me know if it's good or evil. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
779 Let me guess, apple again? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
780 If we eat this I'm afraid you'll raise Cain. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
781 Wow, thanks. I only said you had a cute asp. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
782 Well this certainly looks tempting! 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
783 One Slice won't kill me. Right? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
784 Are the apples locally sourced? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
785 Is this pie forbidden-fruit free? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
786 It's Adam's apple pie! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
787 Good and evil I get, but how did you know we had an oven? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
788 Not tonight. I have a headache. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
789 It's lovely, darling, but pie are square! 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
790 So it's okay if it's cooked? 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
791 Well, I guess you're right. He didn't tell us not to eat pie. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
792 He is watching what I eat. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
793 Thanks, but I really shouldn't. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
794 It doesn't count if it's cooked, right? 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
795 Your mother's recipe? How's that again? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
796 Do you think we'll get away with it? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
797 I guess I can't say it's as good as Mom's.... 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
798 As long as it's a pie it can't be a sin, right? 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
799 Aw, you shouldn't have...no, seriously, you shouldn't have... 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
800 OK, you win. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
801 Is this the day that I die? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
802 But how could that possibly be your grandmother's recipe...? 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
803 Maybe give the apple thing a rest. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
804 It's just a pie, what could go wrong? 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
805 You know that doesn't change anything, right? 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
806 I hope it's guilt free. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
807 Do I smell original cinnamon? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
808 What do you mean He hasn't created ice cream yet? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
809 Eve, the pie looks absolutely sinful! 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
810 Funny, it doesn't smell like strawberry rhubarb. 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
811 Wow! Look at those apples. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
812 That's original. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
813 No! It's totally cool!! I found a damnation free recipe on Pinterest! 1.3158 0.06144 114 90 12 12
814 Wow, just like mom used to... wait! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
815 Well, He didn't say anything about forbidden PIE... 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
816 But I don't have a mother. 1.3158 0.06017 114 89 14 11
817 What do you mean it's your mother's recipe? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
818 Are you sure He said Garden of Eatin'? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
819 What tree did you pick that pie from? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
820 What's that you say? Mom's apple pie? I don't think so. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
821 I do not think it will make Him change His mind. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
822 Did you make it from scratch? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
823 Technically, I think that still counts. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
824 Tempting, but I'd rather have ribs. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
825 You really should ask HIM for a pair of oven mitts 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
826 ...you invented pie! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
827 This can't be paradise, I wanted peach cobbler. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
828 Is it guilt-free? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
829 A bite of your apple pie? Sure, what could go wrong? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
830 Nice, but I like your buns better 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
831 I really shouldn't. One slice and it all goes right to my mortality. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
832 You think He won't know what's inside? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
833 He didn't forbid loopholes. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
834 You really shouldn't have. 1.3158 0.06017 114 89 14 11
835 "Try it! It's to die for". 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
836 This looks great, Honey, but I really had my heart set on your devil's food cake. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
837 Will this make us refugees or expatriates? 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
838 'Guiltless' apple pie, you say? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
839 Can we take it to go? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
840 Well, I guess one little slice won't hurt. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
841 What do you mean that it's as good as my mother's? What's a mother? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
842 Finally, something other than ribs! 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
843 Don't make this more complicated than it already is. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
844 Let's skip the apple pie and go straight to working on motherhood. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
845 She was warned. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
846 I think as long as we don't eat it, we're OK. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
847 Well, I'm not sure what you mean by 'sinfully delicious', but it sure smells yummy. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
848 Well ... he didn't say anything about pies. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
849 Again with the apples? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
850 I was looking everywhere for that apple. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
851 Do I smell original cinnamon? 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
852 For some reason, I'm feeling very....American 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
853 I was wondering what happened to the apple. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
854 I'm going to regret this. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
855 It's mostly sinful because of the four sticks of butter. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
856 I know where you got the apples...but where did you get the sugar, butter, eggs, and flour?!? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
857 I suppose now I'll have to name this too. 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
858 You invented fire on your own, just for me? 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
859 Please tell me that’s a chicken pot pie. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
860 Add a scoop of ice cream and I'm in. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
861 Are you sure plausible deniability will work ? 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
862 Thanks, but I'm more of a rib guy. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
863 The origin of half-baked knowledge 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
864 This is a bad idea, isn't it? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
865 What do you mean when you say"they" only had apple pie? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
866 Taste this and tell me if it's good or evil. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
867 Well...today is my cheat day. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
868 Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
869 Maybe just a tiny piece. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
870 Let me get this straight... I get to eat the pie AND realize we are both naked? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
871 I really hope that's pumpkin. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
872 Yeah, I think that still counts 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
873 MMM...that apple pie is to DIE for! 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
874 Well, 'sinfully sweet' does sound better than 'forbidden.' 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
875 I think He meant pies too 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
876 Your grandma's recipe? What's a grandma? 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
877 Who taught you to bake?! 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
878 Is that a cover-up? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
879 We may need a legal interpretation on this. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
880 I just don't think it's a viable workaround. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
881 I, uh, of course I remembered it's our anniversary! 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
882 Look, he's omniscient. He's gonna figure it out. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
883 Better wrap it to go. 1.3097 0.06039 113 89 13 11
884 so you say the secret ingredient will improve my cognitive function? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
885 Home made sin? My favorite! 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
886 At least when we get kicked out, we’ll have a solid business model 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
887 I think, calories will be the least of our worries... 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
888 That looks positively sinful! 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
889 I thought we were eating out. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
890 What's a window sill ? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
891 We'll be banished and have diabetes. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
892 Okay, but just a sliver. I'm going to have to fit into a fig leaf tomorrow. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
893 On which day did He create ovens again?? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
894 NOT forbidden fruit pie again! 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
895 …and you’re naked. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
896 Your mom's recipe? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
897 Wow, is that homemade? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
898 Uuuh... I still think that counts as forbidden. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
899 A Birthday Pie?!?!?! I'm glad I wore my birthday suit. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
900 I don't fear punishment from God, I fear love handles. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
901 Are you positive apple pie doesn't count? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
902 Maybe just a slice, I'm watching my knowledge. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
903 What a surprise! I haven't seen you since the fall. 1.3097 0.06039 113 89 13 11
904 Did you remember to turn off the oven? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
905 I wanna say apple, but melons are on my mind. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
906 Mock apple pie, I hope. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
907 Since I am about to incur God's terrible wrath, could you make it a la mode. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
908 This will definitely stick to my missing rib. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
909 Wait, just like my who used to make? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
910 I feel like this is a trap. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
911 I forgot our anniversary again, didn't I. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
912 I still can't figure out how you got the recipe. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
913 Are you SURE baking takes the sin out of apples? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
914 I think he meant it as more of a metaphor. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
915 I usually regret dessert. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
916 On second thought, better make that To Go. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
917 Actually, I'm more concerned about the gluten. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
918 Please tell me that's cherry. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
919 Wait. What day does he invent ice cream? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
920 I might be naked, but I'm not that easy. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
921 Is there any ice cream, or is that, "forbidden" too? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
922 Oh, darling. You shouldn't have. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
923 But how can it be your mother's recipe? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
924 You first, Eve. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
925 Maybe we should stick to lower-hanging fruit. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
926 I am concerned about just desserts. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
927 You have an oven? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
928 But first you made an oven? 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
929 And on the nineteenth day, God finally bought us a stove. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
930 You know you had me at the apple. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
931 You say it's made with alternative fruits? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
932 Any forbidden dairy to go with that? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
933 Thanks. But if this is Paradise, where's the vanilla ice cream? 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
934 He didn't say anything about pie. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
935 How do you like them apples? 1.3063 0.06110 111 88 12 11
936 That smells sinful. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
937 That doesn't smell like blueberry ... 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
938 That certainly looks tempting... 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
939 Well, let's hope there's a pie exception to this whole 'forbidden fruit' thing. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
940 If it were just forbidden fruit and not all that gluten, I'd definitely go for it. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
941 They didn't have cherry? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
942 Let me guess. You used the original cinnamon. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
943 I don't think baking it into a pie will change his mind. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
944 I'm pretty sure this violates apple's terms and conditions. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
945 Oh, God! Please tell me it's blueberry! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
946 Oh, I'll eat it all right, but just where have you been keeping it warm? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
947 It took me 3.14 hours to make this. Now, what shall we call it? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
948 Well, strictly speaking, it no longer is 'an apple', is it? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
949 Wouldn't this occasion call for devils food cake ? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
950 What Sin It? 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
951 Being a strict constructionist, I don't believe He said anything about pies. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
952 Are all the ingredients locally-sourced? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
953 I'm sensing the eve of destruction. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
954 Shouldn't we just stick with pepperoni pizza like He told us? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
955 I'm more of a cake man 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
956 I don't remember HIM saying anything about pie. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
957 And do I smell a hint of original cinnamon? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
958 But it smells like apple pie. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
959 But we don't have an oven 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
960 I sure hope that's peach. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
961 Should we take it to go? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
962 Now I feel guilty no matter what I do. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
963 That's not what I thought you meant by, "Hey, I have one in the oven." 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
964 I am fine with the sin, but not the gluten. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
965 I hope the apples were locally sourced. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
966 Um, I guess that makes it okay... 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
967 So the pie is a metaphor? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
968 You have really evolved! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
969 We're so outta here. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
970 Nice try, but I don't think baking it into a pie is gonna get us out of this one. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
971 Well, when you put it that way... 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
972 "You were warned. You were given an explanation. Yet, you persisted". 1.3063 0.06373 111 90 8 13
973 Whoa! Back up a little. First of all, what's an "oven?" 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
974 Does it still count if they're cooked? 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
975 First ribs, now pie?! 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
976 Is this an alternative truth? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
977 No way that came from apples, next you'll tell me that we came from monkeys. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
978 Maybe if we just eat the crust? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
979 Smells sinfully good! 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
980 Ooooh, that smells sinful! 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
981 When you said I could get some of your forbidden pie, I misunderstood. 1.3000 0.05996 110 87 13 10
982 Okay, so... a talking snake assured you this is gluten-free? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
983 Eating your apple pie could get us deported. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
984 It's tempting, but I really shouldn't. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
985 Apple pie served by a spare rib! What did I do to deserve this? 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
986 But Eve, don't you remember God forbade us to eat gluten? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
987 Mmm ... do I smell original cinnamon? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
988 I don't know how you did that, but it looks like one hell of a temptation. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
989 That's weird; I suddenly feel like eating a hot dog and watching a baseball game. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
990 It is my cheat day. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
991 Pie. Do I even like pie? 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
992 What's a mom? What's a recipe? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
993 I prefer eternal damnation à la mode. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
994 Fine-but this doesn't make up for the rib. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
995 You say, "It's sinful," like that's a good thing. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
996 Trust me - baking it at 425 takes the original sin out. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
997 That rib was so worth it. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
998 No pie for me, thanks, but your melons look tempting. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
999 So, guilty pleasure is a good thing? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1000 You can cook too? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1001 Okay—now you're just being mean. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1002 And you're certain the recipe said 'Guilt-Free Apple Pie?' 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1003 Spare ribs and apple pie? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1004 What does he mean "sinfully delicious"? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1005 Is that homemade? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1006 I'm thinking with my snake again. 1.2963 0.06207 108 87 10 11
1007 No thanks, I'll just have an apple. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1008 This is really messing with the script. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1009 I’m not saying you cheated on me. I’m saying we don’t have an oven. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1010 Any way you slice it Eve, no dessert is guilt free 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1011 I'm sure it's fine. I'm still a little woozy from the rib. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1012 Adam and Eve get baked 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
1013 Apple sin-omen? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1014 And in the beginning, God created male and female. And the male said, "I want a piece of that". 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1015 You really think we won't get in trouble if it's baked? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1016 But our Lord God says......wait a minute, did you say there's vanilla ice cream with that? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1017 Oh God, this isn't going to end well. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1018 Honey...what did you do with my four and twenty blackbirds.....? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1019 ...with one apple? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1020 You made cherry, right? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1021 None of my other ribs give me this kind of trouble. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1022 I may never look at you the same after this. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1023 Where the hell did that come from? 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
1024 I'm on a diet, but what the hell... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1025 Hey, you got the oven fixed! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1026 Why do women make everything so complicated? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1027 Fuck it. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1028 Well, yes, I suppose I could be tempted with dessert. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1029 And on the fifteenth day, God created oven mitts. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1030 He never said anything about a forbidden pie... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1031 Well, I guess he didn't say anything about rhubarb. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1032 'Mom's apple pie'? I'm so confused. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1033 Ribs AND pie? Talk about sinful! 1.2963 0.06207 108 87 10 11
1034 But maybe He doesn't want me to understand women? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1035 Eve, sweetheart, no more advice from the snake. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1036 It's tempting, but I think it still counts. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1037 Don't tell me. Apple? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1038 Well, technically it is my cheat day... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1039 The serpent doesn't give up, does it? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1040 It does look tempting. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1041 Trust me, it'll be okay. He didn't say apple PIE. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1042 Oh no, did I forget our anniversary? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1043 Original sin - all American style. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1044 As American as Original Sin. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1045 I don't know--I think I'd rather have ribs. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1046 If we are going to get kicked out over this, we should at least do a la mode. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1047 I wanted ribs. I haven't had them in a while. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1048 I'd love a slice, but it will be the fall of me. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1049 Aren't we moving a little fast? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1050 Sorry, I can't. I'm on the paleo diet. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1051 I don't know. It still feels wrong. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1052 Mom, who? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1053 Please tell me it's locally sourced. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1054 Wait a minute, we don't have fire yet. What's going on here! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1055 Tempting, but I'll have hell to pay tomorrow. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1056 Quiche? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1057 Eve's first piece of knowledge: The way to a man's heart. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1058 My heart says no but my loins say yes. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1059 I'd love to eat your pie. Now what's that you're holding? 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1060 I don't suppose a slice of apple pie could hurt. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1061 Apple pie! How original. And sinful. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1062 Let me get this straight, I'm going to lose my immortal soul ... and I'm going to gain weight? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1063 And on the seventh day God made an oven. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1064 How original of you. That looks sinfully good! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1065 Relax...it's cherry. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1066 Honey, that apple pie smells sinful. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1067 I find it hard to believe that is better than sex. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1068 Is this one of those Apple upgrades? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1069 Let me guess: apple. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1070 Is it forbidden free? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1071 Technically it IS no longer an apple. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1072 One bite can't hurt. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1073 Apple pie a la nude? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1074 It's tempting. And it looks good, but what do I know? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1075 Please tell me that's rhubarb. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1076 I think you misunderstood. It's not the Garden of Eatin'. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1077 If we're gonna get kicked out of the garden for this, I'm gonna want some ice cream to go with it. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1078 Eve! Did you just invent the oven? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1079 It's the 'locally sourced' part I'm concerned about. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1080 For me? You shouldn't have! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1081 Really? Your mom's recipe? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1082 You baked it for the hell of it? 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1083 I'm not a dessert person, but what the heck. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1084 Here, Adam, this is pie to die for. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1085 What does "sinfully delicious" mean? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1086 The crust is to die for. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1087 Ah. One of my favorite guilty pleasures. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1088 So the snake taught you how to bake an apple pie? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1089 Man, he's really trying to get us to eat these apples. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1090 So we were out of figs? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1091 Babe, you put the "sin" in cinnamon apple! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1092 You say this was your mother's recipe? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1093 Oh geez....tell me you used the cherries. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1094 Hold on now. At some point this becomes entrapment. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1095 You think you found an apple loophole? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1096 What did He say about baked? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1097 God only knows what's in that pie. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1098 Golly, Eve, that's what mom would have baked if I had a mom. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1099 I hope you used the unforbidden apples. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1100 Maybe later if I'm not too tired. My boss wants me to name like a million animals. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1101 Where'd the apple go? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1102 Are the apples local? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1103 You had me at ‘you’ll get to wear pants’. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1104 That's really tempting, but I could really use some ribs. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1105 Thank God it's not devil's food cake. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1106 Just one little slice couldn't hurt...could it? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1107 Is this a trick? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1108 That's a first. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1109 Dessert for breakfast?! This really IS paradise! 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1110 Well, this certainly ups the ante... 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1111 He said, "Eat apple - die" not "Eat apple pie"! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1112 There was something about apples, but seeing you like that I just can't think straight. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1113 Oh no! Not apple! 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1114 Are you sure He said, "Just dessert"? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1115 I said I wanted a Tie for my birthday! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1116 Wait, are we Americans? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1117 What kind? Sounds sinful. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1118 It's tempting, but I thought we'd agreed to go paleo. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1119 Does it make a difference if it's in a pie? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1120 You don't take no for an answer,do you? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1121 What fresh-baked hell is this? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1122 Forbidden fruit pie! That's my all-time favorite! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1123 Is it Kosher ? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1124 When Satan hands you apples, you make apple pie. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1125 I think it was "dust shalt thou eat all the rest of thy life." You heard "crust"? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1126 I think the snake's lying. Let's eat. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1127 Thank God, this Paleo diet was killing me. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1128 Yes, an apple pie might be considered an alternative fact. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1129 Is it sin-free? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1130 what's an oven? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1131 We're over-thinking this whole thing. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1132 OMG, you didn't!!! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1133 Smells good, but I have a bad feeling about this... 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1134 As long as the apples were locally sourced, I don't see a problem. 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1135 An old family recipe? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1136 You cooked the sin out of it? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1137 Do you really expect to tempt me into sin without a scoop of ice cream? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1138 Honey, Are you sure it's Kosher? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1139 What's this "Old Family Recipe" thing? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1140 I'll have a slice with a side of eternal damnation. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1141 I thought Forbidden Fruit was a metaphor. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1142 Oh, God, no! Not another temptation! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1143 Well, technically.... 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1144 ...well, okay, but it's a sin without ice cream. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1145 Honey, before we eat the pie of forbidden fruit, could you go get some forbidden vanilla ice cream? 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1146 I baked it with my own free will 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1147 Oh no! Now I'm going to have to wear that damn fig leaf! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1148 For our sake, I hope that's pumpkin. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1149 Great, you got the oven working again. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1150 Where on earth did you learn to bake? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1151 what else you got in the oven, eve? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1152 Whoa, apple. It's like you read my mind. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1153 This version of the story will be more believable. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1154 No, I've never eaten this before. Any side effects? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1155 I guess it's okay, he didn't say anything about pie. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1156 You're rocking the hell out of this backwoods survivor thing! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1157 Madam, I'm . . . damn! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1158 O my God, it's Genesis 3:1416 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1159 To complement your spare rib? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1160 I'm not ready for that kind of commitment 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1161 Original sinfully delicious 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1162 Well, maybe this is a technicality that He can live with. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1163 I say it's cherry pie, and I say the hell with it. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1164 Eve, please tell me you didn't use the apple ! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1165 Well, I don't think God said anything about BAKED apples. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1166 Alternative fact. Did not eat an apple just a pie. Fake News ! So Sad! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1167 Eve, is this apple? We talked about this. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1168 Let's call it 3.14159... 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1169 Gosh, Eve, that looks almost SINFUL! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1170 Now that's original! 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1171 Just time for one bite, then I'm outta here. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1172 The Garden of Eatin' 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1173 I don't know, Eve. It's still APPLES. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1174 You devil, I bet its apple pie. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1175 You're sure He just meant if they were raw? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1176 I was expecting a different Apple product. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1177 It's definitely American but that doesn't mean it's right. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1178 Did you see an ice-cream tree around here? 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1179 Oh, great! No oven mitts? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1180 There's at least a 3.14 percent chance this is a trick. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1181 Oh God, I really hope that's pecan. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1182 Uh, when I asked God for a tart that's not exactly what I had in mind. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1183 One small slice for man, one giant leap backward for mankind. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1184 I prefer peach but what the hell. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1185 Now why don't we give the damn snake a bite and see what happens. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1186 Not quite what I was thinking when you asked if I wanted your Forbidden Pie. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1187 And all I gave you was a rib... 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1188 Really, I shouldn't. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1189 Can you certify that pie contains no Tree of Knowledge ingredients and or by products? 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1190 Yeah, I'm thinking that's still forbidden. 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1191 I thought you told the snake this would be a piece of cake? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1192 Make it a la mode and you've got yourself a deal. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1193 I baked the sin out of it! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1194 That's one hell of a pie. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1195 Is that a gift from Hell's Kitchen? 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1196 You will do anything to make me eat that apple 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1197 Please tell me that's pecan! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1198 Sorry, Eve, but without ice cream, I just don't find it all that tempting 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1199 Honey, you know pie is my biggest downfall. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1200 Why apple? I was fine with pumpkin. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1201 Don't tell me. Apple? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1202 Is that the original tin? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1203 We can tell Him we used alternate apples. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1204 Honey, that looks sinful! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1205 I'd be tempted if it were A La Mode. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1206 I think you're missing the point. It's not about me disliking your baking. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1207 I have it, my first idea ....oven mitts...I was thinking underwear, but it's defiantly oven mitts... 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1208 Well . . . when life gives you apples . . . 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1209 Ah Eve, you shouldn't have. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1210 Apple pie is forbidden, let's just have sex :) 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1211 I don't think baking it makes it any less "forbidden." 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1212 Now we're really cooked. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1213 I didn't realize ovens had been invented. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1214 I don't think a flaky crust makes it any less forbidden. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1215 What Sin It? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1216 Don't worry, rules don't apply if it's baked. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1217 I thought you said you had a bun in the oven. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1218 There's a Pie of Knowledge? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1219 You baked? That's a first. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1220 Fig pie, my favorite but you did save the leaves, right? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1221 Any forbidden ingredients that I should be aware of? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1222 Well, there are other ways to a man's heart, and where did you even find an oven, and a pie pan? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1223 I don't know, it seems half baked 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1224 I'll eat anything as long as it isn't ribs. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1225 I thought we're supposed to smoke a cigarette 1.2830 0.06107 106 86 10 10
1226 I don't remember him saying pie was a problem... 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1227 I don't know if that's really going to smooth things over with Him. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1228 When I gave up a rib, I was hoping for more than pie... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1229 I don't know what you call that, Eve, but it smells tempting. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1230 Oh my God! Please say that's cherry! 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1231 I'm actually on the Paleo diet right now. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1232 So the fruit of the tree of knowledge is bad, but the pie of the fruit of the tree of knowledge is okay? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1233 I guessed the news about the apple was fake. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1234 I prefer devil's food cake. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1235 Where did you find the recipe? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1236 Oh, you are so wicked! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1237 I bet it's absolutely sinful. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1238 That's soooo tempting. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1239 Mmm, looks sinful. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1240 Cherry? Peach? Blueberry? Sorry, I give up. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1241 It's not the apples I'm worried about. It's more the gluten. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1242 "Will you be serving our downfall a'la mode? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1243 Oh, God! I forgot it was our birthday. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1244 I didn't fall for the apple, so there's no way I'm going to try the pie. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1245 Are you sure it's kosher? 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1246 Where did you find the apples? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1247 So you're sure God isn't watching? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1248 I'd die for a slice. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1249 It certainly is tempting. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1250 If I eat that I'm going to have to wear some clothes. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1251 We're not breaking the rules, just bending them. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1252 Apple pie? we’ll be DEPORTED for sure. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1253 Seriously? Hide the apple in a pie trick again?.... 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1254 It's forbidden free 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1255 Wow! That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1256 If that's apple I'm out of here 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1257 I was expecting ribs tonight. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1258 Does it taste as sinful as it looks? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1259 I hope that is blueberry. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1260 And it's apple free? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1261 Do you think we'll get away with this cover-up? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1262 Well, it does look sinfully delicious... 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1263 I shouldn't, I really really shouldn't ... It's just so tempting ... Maybe one bite, what could happen? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1264 Funny, it doesn't smell like peach pie. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1265 Now that's sinful! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1266 True, He technically didn't say no pies. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1267 Well okay, today's my cheat day. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1268 That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1269 You sure there's no apples in it? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1270 Why do you ask if I can keep a secret? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1271 Ha! Let's see Darwin explain this! 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1272 Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to need my own lawyer. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1273 The snake suggested "Ala Mode". 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1274 So that's what you meant when you said you had one in the oven 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1275 Jesus, hot apple pie? Satan's really upped his game ... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1276 Hot damn. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1277 Well, cherry IS tempting, but I'm more of an apple man myself. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1278 I'll call our lawyer, but I still think we're in trouble. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1279 He didn't say anything about apple pie. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1280 I think I'm feelin' more like ribs. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1281 Who's "Betty Crocker"? There's only the two of us... 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1282 Whoa! I'm tempted to try it! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1283 I don't know, is it apple ? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1284 He didn't say anything about pie. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1285 I don't think the story will read the same. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1286 Nice peace offering, but I think He's still pretty ticked about that first one. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1287 It's only a technicality, but maybe it can work. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1288 Initiate the downfall of man AND go over my carbs limit . . . oooh, I don't know. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1289 After eating from the tree of knowledge, I found a loophole 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1290 Looks tempting! What could it hurt to try a piece? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1291 You want a piece of this? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1292 You're sure it's blueberry. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1293 Upping the ante? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1294 How about them apples? 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1295 What are the side-effects? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1296 Forbidden fruit gives me gas. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1297 I hope it's rhubarb. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1298 It is my cheat day. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1299 I think we both know where this will lead? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1300 You did WHAT with my rib? 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1301 Great ... sinful and fattening -- 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1302 Peach, I hope? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1303 You did all that PLUS you built an oven? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1304 She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1305 So beganeth the little known story of Adam and Marie Calender... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1306 Now I'm REALLY confused! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1307 Is that your mother's recipe? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1308 How do you know it will increase my self-awareness? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1309 Did he say anything about apple pie? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1310 This will really mess up some Bible stories. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1311 Can I get that to go? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1312 Any chance of a la mode? 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1313 Wow, that smells sinfully delicious... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1314 He didn't forbid piety. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1315 I'm not really tempted unless you add ice cream. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1316 "If guests are coming you'd better put some clothes on". 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1317 Let me guess. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1318 Ok, but I won't inhale. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1319 Just desserts! My favorite! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1320 Please tell me it's cherry? 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1321 Is it locally sourced? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1322 God damnit 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1323 Fool me once, fool me twice! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1324 I've got a bad feeling about this. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1325 Want a piece? 1.2788 0.06180 104 85 9 10
1326 You know, that would be a lot more tempting with some ice cream! 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1327 What happens if I just eat the CRUST? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1328 Wow, will these temptations never end? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1329 It's an "alternative" apple 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1330 You made me a pie? What's the catch? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1331 Is that Adam's apple pie? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1332 You never told me you can bake. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1333 Jesus Eve...yeah, that still counts 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1334 Well, I bet it's a pretty wicked recipe. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1335 Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1336 Alternative Facts won't change history. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1337 Adam had already turned down the apple once. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1338 You got this from a tree? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1339 Don't get me wrong, I love apple pie. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1340 That's your first apple pie. It smells like heaven, but I'll bet it tastes like hell. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1341 Expecting company? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1342 He can't kick us out for pie, right? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1343 Pretty sure apple pie is still a no-go 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1344 Where did you acquire the knowledge to bake? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1345 You always know how to tempt me. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1346 Well that certainly is original 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1347 Out of 10, I'd give it a 3.1416. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1348 Well, he didn't say anything about apple pie! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1349 It's apple sin-namon. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1350 And on the eighth day God created euphemisms 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1351 Oh, you can cook. My mom's going to love you. Wait, do I have a mother? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1352 On the 4,543,000,013th day, God said to Adam, "“From anything gluten free you may eat freely; but from the pie of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die from diabetes, cancer, and obesity.” 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1353 Wow! You learned to make that from the tree of knowledge? How about a hat and a pair of shorts? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1354 Original recipe... Original Sin... it's a tough decision! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1355 I'm pretty sure that still counts. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1356 Oh, THAT One in The Oven. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1357 I have no idea who Sara Lee is. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1358 In this case, the way to eternal damnation is through a man's stomach. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1359 Don't you think sharing a cigarette is a bit more appropriate? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1360 I didn't hear Him say, "unless they are baked in a pie." 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1361 Organic. Fair-trade.Vegan. Sugar-free. It would be a sin NOT to take a bite! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1362 That's great, Eve. Now if only He had created forks... 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1363 As long as it's not apple. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1364 It would be a shame not to eat it. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1365 Can I tempt you ? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1366 Eating this will make me want to look down? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1367 Holy smokes! What the devil is that? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1368 When I said I wanted your warm apples, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1369 Adam had tried to explain that he didn't like apple pie, yet she persisted. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1370 Wait, it's whose recipe? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1371 Honey, it's snake and bake. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1372 She was warned. She was given an explanation. Neverthelessssss, she persisted. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1373 Sorry, I'm dieting with the help of my new motto, 'A minute on the lips, entire human history on the hips.' 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1374 I'd more tempted if we had ice cream to go with it. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1375 All this, for a rib! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1376 Smells good--and evil. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1377 If I try it, then! can we have sex? 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1378 Holy cow! I must be in paradise! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1379 You bake, too? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1380 I guess He didn't say anything about forbidden fruit pie. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1381 You got the recipe from a serpent? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1382 A rib for a pie. Yeahhhhhh, that seems fair. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1383 Where in hell did you find an oven?! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1384 He's sending mixed messages about this whole forbidden thing. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1385 So that's where the apple went. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1386 Wait a minute, you say it's your grandmother's recipe? 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1387 No way. Next thing I know, you'll want me to wear pants. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1388 Thanks Eve but I'm really a Windows kinda guy. 1.2718 0.06200 103 85 8 10
1389 That doesn't look like Devil's Food cake. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1390 You can bake too? 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1391 Thisssss is Alternative Sin, go ahead it's OK. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1392 You're absolutely sure he created a Cheat Day? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1393 Do you really believe this will make the garden great again? 1.2647 0.06220 102 85 7 10
1394 I thought we agreed you wouldn't lead us into temptation. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1395 Damned if you do...damned if you don't. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1396 But is it kosher? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1397 But she persisted." 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1398 I can't, I'm paleo 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1399 I must be in Paradise. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1400 OK with me, but His legal department may have some issues with this. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1401 You're sure it's OK if they're baked in a pie? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1402 What kind is it?" "Apple sin-amon. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1403 I hope it's not an apple pie? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1404 Well, you did say when life gives you apples... 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1405 So if I eat it, I'll understand why it doesn't count? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1406 I hope that's pecan, 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1407 It's half-baked like your rib story. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1408 Looks positively tempting. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1409 The real sin here is the added carbs. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1410 No, I don't think He'll think it's okay now. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1411 Well now it's even more sinful... 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1412 If it means we have to put clothes on, I don't want it. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1413 I'm on the Paleo diet; you can't tempt me. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1414 Whose recipe? The devil you say! 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1415 Mom and apple pie? What the heck is a Mom? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1416 Another spinach pie in paradise ... what I would give for a little fresh fruit. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1417 Smells like you went heavy on the sin o' men 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1418 That's a tiny bit better, but I still think it will count 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1419 You are sure this is the peach one, right? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1420 I don't know. Maybe we should go with peaches. Apples seem to piss Him off big time. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1421 It's your grandmother's recipe? I'm confused... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1422 Original sin-namon apple pie!?! My favorite! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1423 That smells so good, it has to be something I shouldn't eat. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1424 It looks, I want to say, heavenly. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1425 What harm could come from one little piece of pie? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1426 I dunno, looks sinful. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1427 You are drastically overestimating my willpower. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1428 I don't know why I'm thinking this but you really should feed it to the snake. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1429 Apple pie! What's next, motherhood? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1430 It'll be worth it. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1431 Smells great, but what if I eat it and all-hell breaks out in America 6,000 years from now? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1432 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1433 Well, it does look wicked good. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1434 So, sugar coating it will make everything okay? 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1435 Tell me it's rhubarb 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1436 No matter how we slice it there's no going back. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1437 Where did you plug in the oven? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1438 Alternative fact: All the forbidden was baked out 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1439 Well, as long as it's gluten free... 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1440 How can that possibly be your mother's old family recipe? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1441 They say this is the way to a man's rib. 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1442 Do I even want to know? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1443 "What part of all-knowing do you not understand?' 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1444 I'm going to need deniability. Tell me it's blueberry. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1445 Can't go wrong with apple. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1446 I mean....He never said anything about apple pie... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1447 Thank God you finally gave up trying to get me to eat those damned apples. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1448 Oh yeah, Sin and Death are coming over at 6, right? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1449 In God we crust. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1450 When life gives you apples, make apple-pie. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1451 Tell me it isn't apple. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1452 You go ahead. I ordered a pizza. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1453 My gosh, why didn't I think of that!? Nobody will notice! 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1454 Don't worry, it's Rhubarb. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1455 So, pie is square with God? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1456 Well, it does look sinfully delicious... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1457 It's legal here in Colorado. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1458 Yeah, but it's not Mom's. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1459 The devil is in the details. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1460 Can I get some ribs with that? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1461 Your mother's recipe? Why do I feel like I'm being tricked? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1462 Oh gosh, I really shouldn't. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1463 "'The Pie of Knowledge'? What an odd thing to call it. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1464 "I thought Devil's Food was a cake! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1465 Please tell me that's rhubarb. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1466 I got the recipe from a trustworthy source. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1467 Please tell me that's a peach cobbler. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1468 But it doesn't smell like pumpkin pie. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1469 Oh wow... Lilith never baked... 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1470 I thought we were having ribs tonight. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1471 Should I dress before or after dinner? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1472 Sacrilicious 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1473 But wouldn't you rather eat afterward? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1474 It's apple pie not an apple -so I think we are ok. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1475 Are you sure this is sin-free? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1476 I think we should consult an attorney. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1477 You are right, he didn't say anything about apple pie. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1478 We're cooked. 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1479 No thanks, the last one you made me tasted like eternal damnation... 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1480 Holy cow! You really do want to leave. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1481 I guess a small piece won't hurt . 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1482 That better be mock apple pie. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1483 I thought you were going to make a Devil's food cake? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1484 I hope you didn't use local apples. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1485 And I can eat it and have it too? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1486 Aw, shucks. It was just one rib. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1487 It smells delicious! Hey, let's dress for dinner. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1488 That looks heavenly. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1489 Tell me you didn't get the recipe' from the snake. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1490 Don't you think we're poking the bear a little bit? 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
1491 I still think it's a no no. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1492 OMG Sara . . .Eve is going to get suspicious! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1493 If this does it, we'll name it Piagra. 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1494 And you're sure He won't notice what's in there? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1495 So cooking destroys the knowledge? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1496 Lemme guess. Apple? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1497 How about just a hug? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1498 You're sure its not apple? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1499 Forbidden fruit? My favorite! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1500 Eve, how is it less forbidden that way? 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1501 I'm telling you, it's to die for. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1502 Honey, you invented the oven! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1503 What do you mean the apples were free? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1504 This is how it starts, doesn't it? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1505 That looks to die for! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1506 The serpent told you to bite it not bake it. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1507 Which tree did you make this from again? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1508 You never give up. Do you, Eve. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1509 Ooh, that DOES smell tempting! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1510 Oh no! You've been to Hell's Kitchen again! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1511 But if we eat it we will have knowledge of gluten and evil. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1512 Uh, ladies first. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1513 tempting. It looks sinfully good. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1514 No wonder they call this the Garden of Eatin' 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1515 Mmmmm, smells originally sinful. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1516 Peach? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1517 Is that original cinnamon I smell in that pie? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1518 So, you think this is a valid loophole? Cause it sure smells good! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1519 First the Apple-now the pie, you REALLY Don't Listen! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1520 so, you think it's ok if it's baked in a pie? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1521 I was really hoping you'd make cherry. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1522 Well, he didn't say we couldn't bake. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1523 I can't, I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1524 No, I asked if you know what pi is. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1525 ...an eternity on the hips. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1526 Tell me that's not fresh from Hell's oven. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1527 You really want me to eat that apple, don't you? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1528 Please tell me that it's not apple. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1529 The snake is technically correct, He did say "APPLES", not "APPLE PIE". 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1530 Is this what you meant by, “Life is short. Eat dessert first”? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1531 So...the original tart bearing tart? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1532 Pie of the fruit of the tree of knowledge? What's pie? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1533 Now, did He say 'No apple' or 'No pie? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1534 I guess you're right, apple pie isn't the same thing as an apple. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1535 I can still smell knowledge in there. Knowledge is for losers. Sad. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1536 Brilliant! Apple pie's not covered by the ban! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1537 I thought you said you were making devil food cake. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1538 On the 4,543,000,013th day, God said to Adam, "“From anything gluten free you may eat freely; but from the pie of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die from diabetes, cancer, and obesity.” 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1539 Tricky---I'll wait for the Ninth Circuit's ruling 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1540 If it makes you happy. One bite couldn't hurt. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1541 Gee, it looks tempting. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1542 Wow. You must really think I'm an idiot. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1543 If I eat of this pie will I acquire knowledge of gluten and evil? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1544 Been watching Hell's Kitchen again, huh? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1545 Wow, you made that with just one apple? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1546 So that's what happened to the leftover forbidden fruit. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1547 I'm really sorry. I guess you still don't get it. I'm with Steve. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1548 Well, it's sure tempting. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1549 Please tell me it's blueberry. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1550 You're sure it's blueberry. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1551 Didn't he say gluten was a no-no? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1552 No thanks. I just started the Paleo diet. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1553 God forbid you have dessert just once. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1554 Why do I feel this will end, badly! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1555 God, that smells sinfully good. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1556 I will not eat it from your hand. I will not eat if from a pan. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1557 Now that you mention it, I don't recall a word against apple pie. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1558 Well, he said nothing about pies, right? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1559 I can't handle sweets, I know I'll pay for it later. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1560 It just really feels like He wants us to eat the apples... 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1561 Gosh, I never thought I'd have to choose between pie and piety. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1562 Please tell me that's cherry. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1563 Sure, I'll have some. What is the harm from just a slice? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1564 The story of Adam and Eve based on newly discovered "Alternative Facts." 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1565 I hope this turns out better than the last time 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1566 Oh my God! Marry me! 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1567 Where did you discover an oven? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1568 You are a woman ahead of your time. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1569 Pie à la nude? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1570 I dunno, I'm on this paleo diet... 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1571 Tempting......... 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1572 Trust me. It's sinfully delicious. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1573 The only sin here is that store-bought pie crust. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1574 I'll take a bite, if you tell me how you have a belly button? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1575 smells like apples and sin-a-man. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1576 Wow, what a great way to get around that silly rule. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1577 God, that smells sinfully good. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1578 Okay, I'll bite. What could be the harm of just one piece? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1579 Please tell me that's not apple pie. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1580 I think you overcooked the metaphor. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1581 Umm... Thanks, but I'll stick with ignorance. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1582 I really wanted the iPhone 7 when I said anything Apple 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1583 Welcome to the neighborhood Steve. I baked this pie for you and Adam. 1.2600 0.06133 100 83 8 9
1584 Wow, Apple pie, now that's tempting. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1585 Uhhh...you had me at the apple. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1586 So God didn't say if we ate the fruit we will die? He really said please enjoy a pie? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1587 Technically it's a pie, so I think we're in the clear. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1588 I don't remember HIM saying anything about pie. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1589 There's nothing else in the oven, right? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1590 Is the apple locally-sourced? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1591 That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1592 Wow! That looks sinfully delicious! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1593 Now, that is tempting. [Note: "that" should be italicized.] 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1594 We're going out BIG, baby! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1595 Wait, you said that this is your Mom's recipe? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1596 How do you like them apples? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1597 Suddenly, Adam realized that eternal banishment from Paradise wouldn't be such a bad deal. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1598 Oh, great. Now I have to invent ice cream. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1599 And I was so sure that God didn't make little green apples. 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1600 As long as it wasn't the Tree of Canned Filling. 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1601 I thought we decided on peach. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1602 Still can't. I'm knowledge-intolerant. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1603 If God gives you apples, make apple pie. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1604 They were out of spare ribs. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1605 These seems like another one of your half baked ideas. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1606 When you told me this morning that you wanted to put one in the oven I thought we'd be raising Cain. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1607 Eve, I know alternative facts are a big trend these days. But an apple remains an apple... 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1608 At least now we'll get kicked out on a full stomach 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1609 I think he's gonna be more angry that you used his oven. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1610 No, Kelly Anne. Alternative forbidden fruit is still forbidden fruit. 1.2525 0.06149 99 83 7 9
1611 It smells sinfully delicious. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1612 Alright, just one bite. What harm could it do? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1613 Who gave you the recipe? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1614 You're sure there are no apples? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1615 Please tell me that's strawberry-rhubarb. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1616 Oh my Go! Say it isn't apple! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1617 I think it still counts. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1618 That'll go straight to my mortality. 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1619 Very tempting, but what is it ? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1620 Please tell me it's peach. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1621 I don't mind apple pie, but I don't feel comfortable starting this gender dynamic 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1622 No thanks, look I'll just call you later. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1623 An apple pie! Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1624 Maybe we should get dressed for the occasion? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1625 What's next; motherhood? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1626 MOCK! I said MOCK apple pie! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1627 What do I think? I think you're a terrific baker and a terrible listener. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1628 No thanks, I'm doing paleo. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1629 That better be a fig pie. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1630 You're sure its not apple? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1631 I guess a small slice wouldn't be a huge sin... 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1632 Is it a sin to love dessert? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1633 It's probably not forbidden in pie form. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1634 Wow! Apple pie a la nude! 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1635 Can we have the main course first? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1636 "Hmmm, I guess it's not really like eating an apple off the tree". 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1637 My new snake friend says this pie is just to die for! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1638 He said-- something, something, apples... ahh screw it, we should be fine. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1639 The genesis of Atheism 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1640 Umm, you didn’t cook that on the burning bush, did you? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1641 Where did you say you got the oven? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1642 A moment on the lips, forever on the conscious as the root of suffering for all mankind. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1643 Thanks, but why pumpkin? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1644 That'd be really tempting with a cup of coffee. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1645 'Alternative apples,' huh? Well...I suppose that makes it all right. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1646 Hmm, you're right. He didn't say a word about baked goods. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1647 I'm tempted. But I worry about getting burned. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1648 Look, I said I would join the nudist colony, but no way in hell am I going to eat hot pie naked. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1649 Something tells me I may regret this, but what the hell? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1650 Forbidden fruit pie again? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1651 We need to wait for it to cool. What should we do in the meanwhile? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1652 Is it organic and gluten free? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1653 I'm pretty sure he said 'definitely eat the pie'. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1654 I didn't realize we have an oven. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1655 Unfortunately, I just started the pre-paleo diet. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1656 Think you can tempt me by putting it in a pie? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1657 Thanks, but I'll go with the fig leaf. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1658 The calories alone seem sinful. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1659 Too... many... metaphors... 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1660 I'm tempted but I filled up on unicorn 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1661 So you think He won't mind if you used canned apples? 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1662 A meat pie? It's amazing what you can make from ribs! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1663 Which one is my pie hole? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1664 I sure hope that's cherry. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1665 I hope that is blueberry pie. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1666 Okay. I guess I can diet when I'm in Hell. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1667 Any known side effects? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1668 OMG! That's positively sinful! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1669 Don't worry, it's blueberry. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1670 No worries, it's blueberry 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1671 Wow. Apple Pie! God Bless You,Eve 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1672 just deserts? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1673 Just curious. Where was it baked? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1674 Do you want me to believe you invented fire? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1675 It's "Dating Naked" meets "The Great British Baking Show." 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1676 It better not be apple 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1677 So...I put in my THUMB and pull out a ... WHAT? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1678 Why do you keep calling it "sinfully delicious?" 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1679 No matter how you slice it, we're still outta here! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1680 Are you sure " pie " makes it OK ? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1681 Wait, did you use the forbidden oven? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1682 Wait until he hears about this! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1683 Smells divine! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1684 And you're certain it's mock apple pie? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1685 Clothes, chairs, a roof over our heads -- I'm in. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1686 It's not the apple, it's the carbs and fat that worry me. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1687 Aren't you full from the ribs? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1688 Did you get Pi from the Tree of Knowledge? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1689 After this life will never be the same 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1690 You could have had me with an apple. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1691 I don't know, babe. I'm still full from the ribs. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1692 Uhh are you sure you know how this story goes? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1693 That pie smells heavenly. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1694 Brilliant! Pie changes everything. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1695 We already messed up, let's eat some apple pie. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1696 So you're saying if it's cooked it's no longer knowledge and I can eat it? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1697 Still doesn't tempt me. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1698 You're killing me 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1699 Oh sweetie, you remembered our one day anniversary! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1700 Wow, that is to-get-banished for. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1701 My eyes were on the pie!! 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1702 You got the recipe from a what?! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1703 So they finally delivered the oven? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1704 Cherry, you say? Okay, I'll have a bite. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1705 And it's apple free? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1706 We weren't supposed to use the oven. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1707 That's so hot. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1708 The serpent just mentioned something about ice cream?... 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1709 Please don't tell me it's apple. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1710 Can I get that to go? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1711 Rhubarb again? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1712 Tart. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1713 Well you're right I guess; He didn't say anything about baking it in a pie. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1714 What do you mean, exactly, by 'sinfully delicious'...? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1715 Who told you I like apple pie? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1716 PLEASE tell me that's a peach pie! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1717 Is this an "alternative" apple? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1718 Can we get it to go? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1719 Frankly, I'd rather raise a little Cain. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1720 Okay, now you're just banking on the technicality. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1721 We have a PIE tree! 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1722 That looks just SINFUL. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1723 Mmm ... smells like bad decisions. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1724 That pie sure looks tempting. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1725 Clearly these weren't His exact words. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1726 Oh lord, let's hope it's cherry pie. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1727 Let's call the crust Original Thin. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1728 Are you sure the fruit wasn't locally sourced? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1729 Not apple, again! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1730 It would be more tempting if we had whipped cream. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1731 We're cooked. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1732 What is ice-cream and why am I craving it? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1733 So that makes it OK? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1734 Well, we may as well go all the way..... Here, have some apple pie. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1735 Eve, if that's apple pie, we're outta here! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1736 "I'm new here. What could go wrong?' 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1737 Isn't it a sin to start with dessert? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1738 The chrust is risen 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1739 Please tell me the apple thing is fake news. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1740 Did you get it to go? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1741 Don't worry, it's peach. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1742 It's an alternative apple. Tremendous. Believe me. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1743 Apple pie for dessert? Shouldn't we have the ribs for dinner first!? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1744 Hmm, apple pie does sound tempting. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1745 So...your position is that God forbade eating an apple, but eating an apple derivative will hedge our downside risk? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1746 If we're gonna get banished...might as well go on a full stomach 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1747 Your apple pie is downright sinful. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1748 Oh? No...bye, bye Miss American Pie. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1749 Whew! Now you are really tempting me!! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1750 Are the apples knowledge-free? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1751 You said a snake gave you this recipe? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1752 Since baseball and hot dogs didn't cause any problems, sure why not? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1753 Wait, didn't God say not to eat from the tree of knowledge of stereotyped gender roles? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1754 Don't tell me I forgot our anniversary? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1755 Sorry, Eve, but I have trouble believing your mother gave you the recipe." 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1756 Life or pie? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1757 That's awesome, Eve. They will write books about this. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1758 He told us not to go anywhere near that windowsill. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1759 I'm cutting out gluten, can I have just the apple? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1760 "Eve steps up her cooking game in: 'Temptation II: The Garden of Eatin'' 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1761 From the sky? Sounds plausible. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1762 Did you remember to turn the oven off? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1763 The forbidden fructose. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1764 Wow that's really tempting. What's in it? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1765 It's warm - I guess it would be a sin not to try it 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1766 Wow! A little knowledge is a good thing! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1767 Something tells me that blueberry would be a better option. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1768 Let me guess. Your mother's here for a visit. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1769 3.14159? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1770 Just how many original sins are in that? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1771 Smells heavenly. Let's have a taste. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1772 Just take a bite, Donald. Maybe you'll learn something. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1773 It's rhubarb, right? Please tell me it's rhubarb. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1774 Anyway you slice it, it's apple. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1775 I don't think this makes it any better... 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1776 With no oven, where in the hell did you do that? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1777 So, Mr. Snake here says you make a hell of an apple pie. 1.2474 0.04404 97 73 24 0
1778 Dessert? I guess one bite won't hurt... 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1779 I thought cherry was a better choice, given the circumstances. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1780 It's cherry, right? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1781 God I hope that is rhubarb 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1782 Well okay, today's my cheat day. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1783 Quick, eat this so I can get some clothes. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1784 Ah, apple pie and thee in paradise! What could go wrong? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1785 Knowledge Free I hope. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1786 Well, that's not exactly correct but I guess 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is close enough. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1787 No, it's not that it's forbidden, I just thought we were gluten-free. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1788 Are you sure you didn't use any of those round red things from the tree? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1789 Wait. It's your Mom's recipe?" 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1790 Yes, I'm tempted, but shouldn't we wait until they invent ice cream? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1791 Something wrong, we haven't created fire yet 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1792 I call it the original sin-amon 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1793 Please don't tell me that's apple pie. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1794 The snake said it would make America great again. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1795 Oh my God. Your apple pie is sinful. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1796 Who's recipe? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1797 Please tell me it's not apple. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1798 He never mentioned using an oven. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1799 No ice cream? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1800 Art thou Eve of Destruction? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1801 OK, but only if it's organic. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1802 I think you're missing the point. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1803 It's sinfully delicious. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1804 And on the eighth day, God created apple pie. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1805 So where is the oven? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1806 That's your survival tool? Did Naked And Afraid move to the Food Network? 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1807 Wait a second it can't be mom's apple pie 1.2474 0.06223 97 82 6 9
1808 That's not what I meant by pious. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1809 You're right, He never mentioned 'forbidden pie'! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1810 Please tell me it isn't apple! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1811 I distinctly heard The Lord say, "let there be a la mode.' 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1812 Smells like Heaven on Earth. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1813 Wait...is that gluten-free? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1814 And you're sure it's kosher? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1815 Nice workaround, but something tells me that it still qualifies. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1816 Are the apples ethically sourced? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1817 So all I have to do is marry you and I get this all the time? 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1818 At least it's not devil's food. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1819 Are you SURE that nothing was said about apple PIE? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1820 Is it in its original tin? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1821 I'd say it's as good as my mom's, but come to think of it...I don't recall having one. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1822 So God is going to throw us out of Paradise because you found an oven? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1823 Does it have nuts? I shouldn't have nuts. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1824 I'll be working this off for awhile. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1825 Plausible deniability, right? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1826 Of course it's organic. This is paradise , isn't it. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1827 So what's the downside here, I gain a pound or two.Big deal. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1828 "You know that's going to go straight to my asp". 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1829 You have upped your game since yesterday. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1830 The Pied Viper? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1831 When I said I was hankering for something hot, I didn't have apple pie in mind. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1832 There's no vanilla ice cream in Paradise? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1833 I'm not worried about the forbidden fruit--it's the carbs that scare me! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1834 It's tempting, but I'm eating Paleo. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1835 Well, as long as it's sugar-free what could be the harm? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1836 And here I thought we already lived in paradise. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1837 What, no ice cream? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1838 Is it knowledge free? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1839 But God knows I like cherry better. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1840 So now the story is fully baked. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1841 Is that from the Original Recipe? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1842 Maybe we should get a second opinion. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1843 You had me at the apple! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1844 Sssss, try the pie, it's life-changing. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1845 Oh my God, I'm so high. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1846 Now this story is believable. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1847 Tell me you have vanilla ice cream, and we have a deal. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1848 You can't fool me with culinary semantics, Eve. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1849 Sure. Why not? He didn't say anything about eating a pie. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1850 Tempting. . . Is that blueberry or forbidden? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1851 You mean it won't count since it's in a pie? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1852 Should I just dig in or shall we wait a day or so for God to create utensils. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1853 I doubt He'll be too upset if we save him a slice. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1854 The smell of original cinnamon is so tempting. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1855 That looks sinful. If you have some ice cream, I might be tempted. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1856 Now, are you or the pie forbidden? The fruit reference is always lost on me. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1857 I can do forbidden fruit. It's the gluten I can't handle. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1858 So, you're saying this is how we're supposed to be fruitful and multiply? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1859 I don't think baking Him a pie is going to get us back into His good graces. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1860 Just once, Eve, don't try to confuse the issue. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1861 Are you sure he can't see through crust? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1862 I know that it smells sinfully delicious, but... 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1863 I really want a piece of that. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1864 How do you make pie without an oven?" "How do you make me without a uterus? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1865 How about Adam's Apple? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1866 It smells sinfully delicious. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1867 Welcome to the Garden of Eatin'. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1868 Is it forbidden-fruit-free? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1869 Wait, let me put on a fig leaf first. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1870 You're right. I did say "surprise me." 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1871 That was our last apple! 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1872 The lawyers say this night work 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1873 If I just smell it, can I see you naked? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1874 What's Mom's Apple Pie? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1875 We're having company? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1876 Evey, how can it be 'Mom's Apple Pie" when we don't even have a mother ! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1877 I don't know if it's worth it given the calories and being cast out. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1878 Wow! But be sure to save a piece for You-Know-Who. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1879 That smells absolutely sinful ! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1880 I sure hope that's blueberry pie. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1881 I realize you're my only choice, but I'm not looking for a long term thing here. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1882 Looks tempting, but are calories the only consequence? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1883 Pie or no pie, I'm pretty sure this is going to get us banished. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1884 The first usage of "alternative facts." 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1885 Eve, please tell me that's a peach cobbler. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1886 Which is my pie hole again? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1887 As long as it's not apple. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1888 "I made it with a red thing that was hanging off that tree". 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1889 What if I just eat the crust? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1890 OK, but only if it's Mock Apple Pie . . . 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1891 I sure hope that's rhubarb! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1892 "You used Red Delicious? Now *that* is a sin. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1893 For humanity's sake let's hope it's pecan 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1894 Is it organic? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1895 ooh, that is tempting. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1896 Hate the sin. Love the sinner. Hate the sin. Love the sinner. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1897 God I love apple pie. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1898 Genesis 3:6 Mrs. Smith's Version 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1899 Lots of original cinnamon? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1900 Wait, did God invent vanilla ice-cream yet? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1901 It's peach. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1902 Relax, it's blueberry. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1903 Well, you can't say 'it's like your mother use to make!' 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1904 You didn't. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1905 Something tells me I'm not your first. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1906 I suppose the snake taught you how to make a flaky pie crust too. 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1907 What do you mean, original pie? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1908 Where the HELL did you get that? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1909 If that snake made it without an oven, his place must be hot as ... it must be really hot. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1910 I was expecting something less nuanced. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1911 GEE- WHIZ YOU TWO KNOW HOW TO TEMPT A GUY ! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1912 If we're going to be kicked out of Eden, you could have at least added whipped cream. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1913 An old family recipe? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1914 He really said 'okay?' 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1915 Well now you're just rubbing it in his face. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1916 Tell me that's not APPLE pie. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1917 You're sure it's kosher, right? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1918 This is all a trap, isn't it? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1919 Just like mom's. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1920 It's just not that tempting when you bake it in a pie 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1921 No thanks. I'm Paleo. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1922 So the snake is confident His executive order is unconstitutional? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1923 Sorry, but I won't be able to grasp the concept of hot food until the Neolithic era. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1924 Shouldn't we do something about the original tin? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1925 Are you sure that crust is gluten-free? 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1926 Nice try but I still think that we are going to get kicked out. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1927 No way, Eve--unless you also have a scoop of vanilla. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1928 Are you sure this is what he meant by piety? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1929 It's just dessert. 1.2396 0.06238 96 82 5 9
1930 I asked for a muffin. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1931 That smells like sin. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1932 So ‘to REALLY KNOW if it’s good or bad’…I have to try it? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1933 It's the forbidden high-fructose corn syrup. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1934 Honey, how did you bake the pie? We haven't discovered fire yet. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1935 Cain said he'd kill for a piece. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1936 Thanks, but I just want an apple 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1937 Just tell me how did you discover fire to warm it up honey? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1938 I thought temptation was the snake's schtick. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1939 Your mother's recipe? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1940 OK. So if the apples are baked in the pie that's Kosher? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1941 You think He won't notice it's in a pie? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1942 Where did you learn to cook? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1943 Do you think one slice would be sinful? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1944 Feels kinda...unoriginal. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1945 So the snake gave you the recipe? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1946 I don’t care if the pie is filled with forbidden fruit. It's the gluten that I'm worried about. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1947 Did you turn off the oven? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1948 But they haven't invented ovens yet. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1949 But did you make it from scratch? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1950 Thanks, but I'm not hungry after sex 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1951 Well, when life hands you lemons... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1952 Wow! I think you just invented deniability! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1953 Well, we can kiss our deposit good-bye. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1954 Of course! 3.141592653..... 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1955 You make it so hard to stick to my deity. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1956 And he ate it with a fork. And it was good. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1957 Are you sure that's what third base feels like? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1958 Eve, this is not what I meant by sweetening the deal. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1959 But I thought we only had one apple... How did you make a pie? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1960 Can I get a piece to go? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1961 Sorry, honey, I'm on a sin-free diet. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1962 Don't tempt me with carbs! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1963 PLEASE tell me that's a peach pie! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1964 I don't know. I like Paradise, but that pie sure smells good. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1965 The apples aren't the problem. It's the gluten I'm worried about. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1966 I'd prefer key lime, you go ahead. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1967 Pie doesn't count, right? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1968 As an originalist and textualist, I say we eat it. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1969 I was actually thinking ribs 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1970 What is an 'alternative apple'? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1971 sorry, no, i'm paleo 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1972 Is it apple? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1973 Come on, it's our cheat day. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1974 Mow what lawn? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1975 No one said anything about not eating apple pie 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1976 Pie is fine, but I was more in the mood for a rib. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1977 Are you sure it's Paleo? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1978 Err, that's not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted to eat your pie. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1979 I find it hard to believe this was made from my mother-in-law's recipe. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1980 I thought you said there was a bun in the oven 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1981 Oh no! Is that from the forbidden Martha Stewart tree? 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1982 At 750 calories, that's REALLY sinful. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1983 I would, but I just started Paleo yesterday. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1984 I'm actually just going to eat the crust. The rest is all yours. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1985 I never heard of a Devil's food pie 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1986 Original cinnamon? Are you sure? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1987 No Adam, there aren't any freaking apples in there. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1988 No, it's actually cherry. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1989 OK, you're right. HE didn't say we couldn't eat the apple pie of life. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1990 Hmm; that sure smells like the apple you offered me earlier. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1991 Oh God, I totally forgot to get the fig leaves. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1992 You make a good point: What could be more American? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1993 Well , hello Marie Callender. What happened to Eve? 1.2396 0.06238 96 82 5 9
1994 My ribs were better. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1995 Isn't that the forbidden bakery? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1996 The last one gave me an Adam's Apple 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1997 Well, everything else about this is made up, so I guess we can get away with this... 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1998 Who's Marie Callender? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1999 Kellyanne, what do you mean this is from the tree of alternative knowledge? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2000 It's no longer fruit if it's in a pie--right? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2001 Well, isn't that tempting! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2002 The First Lobbyist 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2003 Have we invented fire yet? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2004 If I'd known you were going to all this trouble, I'd have thrown something nicer on. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2005 Enough already with the forbidden fruit pies. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2006 It smells amazing, but are you sure it's kosher? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2007 You had one in the oven?? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2008 I can't decide. Can you lower it a bit? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2009 You never bake. What did you do? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2010 You really think we can get away with a technicality on this? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2011 Yeah, uh, thanks - looks great - but I just ate fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Diet and Nutrition. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2012 I guess you're right. He didn't say anything about not eating a pie. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2013 Seriously? I thought we were paleo. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2014 You're not fooling anyone by baking it. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2015 You swear it's pumpkin? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2016 Oh Babe, that is so tempting, but I just went on the Paleo Diet. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2017 Looks good, but is it organic? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2018 You're ribbin' me, right? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2019 Yeah, but no ice cream? Now that's evil. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2020 Just take a bite, it's apple sin-ammon. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2021 Law school was really wasted on you, wasn't it? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2022 No thanks. I just started the Paleo diet. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2023 And you're positive it's cherry? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2024 It's from the Market on Eden. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2025 Please tell me it's blueberry. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2026 "I'm not sure apples and oranges is the best defense here". 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2027 How the Hell are you holding that without oven mitts? Also, what the Hell is Hell? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2028 I don't have a clue what "Mom" means, but let's eat! 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2029 Can't fool me - we don't have an oven. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2030 Did you use Dad's recipe? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2031 Now, did he say "do not heat it" or "eat it?" 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2032 It smells delicious, but who is this Sara Lee? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2033 Oh no! I forgot the ice cream! 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2034 Oh Lord, I hope he won't mind the original cinnamon. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2035 You really made this with Ritz crackers? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2036 The serpent says it's gluten -free, dairy-free, and a little trans-fat couldn't hurt. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2037 Jesus crust that looks good. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2038 So if I eat a piece of this pie I can see you naked? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2039 Apple pie, huh? Hm... it smells tempting... very tempting... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2040 Is it sinfully delicious? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2041 Just have one bite, Eve ... it's my best pie, ever! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2042 What part of Satan do you not understand? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2043 Honey, that pie looks to die for. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2044 But, Eve, America hasn't been discovered yet. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2045 Alternative fact? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2046 Don't tempt me. You know I'm trying to go Paleo! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2047 what's an oven? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2048 Wow -- go big or go home! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2049 Apple sin-omen? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2050 Oh, thanks, but you haven't taken a bite out of it yet. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2051 Here. I made you an Original Sinnamon Apple pie. 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
2052 Just answer me one question: Where the heck did you find an oven? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2053 I dunno. Can't we have pizza. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2054 Is that the original recipe? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2055 Are there nuts in that? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2056 It's blueberry. Trust me! 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2057 Who's Betty Crocker? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2058 That is very tempting and wouldn't it be a sin to waste it? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2059 It's tempting . . . but is it gluten-free? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2060 We don't have mothers. Whereja learn to make pie crust? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2061 Apple, I assume. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2062 Just watch how they report this 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2063 The snake and I have something to tell you 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2064 My apologies, future generations, but you wouldn't resist this either. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2065 But how could it be better than my mother's? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2066 Apple? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2067 This story's getting harder and harder to swallow. 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
2068 Eve, tell me that's not your sinfully delicious Apple Pie!! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2069 You just can't leave things alone, can you? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2070 Great! But who fixed the oven? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2071 So you're not in the mood- again? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2072 Please, you can't expect to tempt me with "it's just like my mom used to bake"! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2073 Do I smell cinnamon...or sin, woman? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2074 What the hell is this? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2075 No! I said not apple! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2076 Why its as American as motherhood and Original Sin. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2077 It's tempting -- but why rhubarb? 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2078 Does HE know it's apple free?" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2079 Apple is good, but I prefer the cherry. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2080 OK, I'm going to be totally honest with you, I have no idea what á la Mode means. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2081 Let's see if I can recall - baked? Could be a possible loophole! 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2082 It looks tempting, but I really shouldn’t. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2083 As long as they're not genetically modified, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2084 Didn't that voice tell us to stay away from sugar and white flour? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2085 So then, if we're not supposed to eat that kind of fruit..why at this particular time in history would He have given us an oven? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2086 Ok we'll eat it, but you can't tell anyone else. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2087 Mmm, Eve, that apple pie's to die for. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2088 So you think He won't notice it's apple? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2089 Tempting, but I'll just have a cappuccino. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2090 Cherry? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2091 If you're going to tempt me with it anyway, make it alamode. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2092 You baked all the knowledge out! 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
2093 Yeah, I'd love to try it but when did we get an oven? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2094 And you're telling me the snake gave you the recipe, too? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2095 Is this your idea of foreplay?!? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2096 So you have fire now? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2097 Pie? God, I really shouldn't. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2098 Well, maybe just one little slice 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2099 It's tempting, but I distinctly remember ordering blueberry. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2100 Now, that's better. I'm glad you finally stopped trying to make me eat those darn apples! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2101 It looks like the next best thing to paradise. 1.2371 0.06002 97 82 7 8
2102 All this, and you bake too? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2103 So you're sure this is blueberry. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2104 I don't know...seems half-baked. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2105 Just think of it as alternative apple! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2106 That's a pie to die for! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2107 That is really not the pie I had in mind, Eve. 1.2371 0.06002 97 82 7 8
2108 So the snake gave you the recipe? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2109 Tempting, but I thought we were Paleo. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2110 Pssst! Go ahead and eat it, what harm can it do? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2111 Where the hell did you find an apple corer, a peeler, a knife, a cutting board, and an oven? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2112 Well, you're right. He didn't say "you shall not eat the PIE baked from the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge." 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2113 It won't work--he's mad as hell. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2114 What happened to Steve? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2115 Well, I say it's rhubarb and I say to Hell with it! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2116 Let me guess: Bannon gave you the recipe? 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
2117 Am I going to be naked after I eat this? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2118 For the hundredth time. I need Pants. Not Pie. PANTS. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2119 How on Earth did a snake bake a pie without arms? Or an oven!? 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2120 Let me guess, apple again? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2121 Apple pie? I'm tempted 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2122 We were supposed to bring the appetizer! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2123 Maybe you should have the first bite. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2124 This is a little off-script but sure I'll have a taste. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2125 Eve's original sin-sational apple pie. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2126 Where did you get the knowledge to bake an apple pie? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2127 Four and Twenty blackbirds? I suppose this was the snake's idea? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2128 But He said, "Of the apple, though shalt not heat." 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2129 It's creative...but I bet it'll still count against us. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2130 God, that pie smells delicious. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2131 Is that my mom's recipe? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2132 You do know I'm on the paleo diet, right? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2133 ...and you're sure he said it was fine to eat if you baked it first? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2134 It's the "Original Sin-o-man" pie! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2135 And here I thought my spare ribs were awesome! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2136 Well, my trainer did say I get one cheat day... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2137 Original cinnamon? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2138 Is that Adam's apple pie? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2139 Ok, if you want to see other people that much, I'll take a bite of that damn apple. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2140 I'm pretty sure it's forbidden in any form. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2141 Who said, if we eat it standing up it doesn't count? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2142 I don't know yet if it's good or bad. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2143 Look, as long as we're sinning...'go big or go home' I say. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2144 We don't have any clothes, so you bought an oven. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2145 So that's the REAL reason he didn't want us to eat the apple. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2146 No, sweetie I said "Snake nearby! NOT Bake me a pie!" 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2147 Are you suggesting motherhood is next? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2148 Original Sin-amon Apple 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2149 The calories don't count until we're kicked out of the garden, right? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2150 Wow, who taught you how to bake? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2151 Let me guess—rhubarb! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2152 OK, maybe just one bite! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2153 I hope that's a peach pie. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2154 Must have been created on day 3.14! 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2155 Apple and original cinnamon? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2156 Hmm, He didn't say anything about pies. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2157 Dessert? Didn't my ribs fill you up? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2158 Not another test! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2159 The serpeant promised ala mode. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2160 It smells good, but I have a bad feeling about it. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2161 It's from our new neighbors. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2162 A la mode would make this a much easier decision. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2163 Taste this and go put on a pair of pants. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2164 Well, who can't resist pie? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2165 The Cooking Channel, the root of all evil. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2166 It seems more American than Sinful 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2167 Would you eat them in a pie? Would you with a snake? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2168 Eve--that looks sinfully delicious! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2169 If I try a slice, will you quit nagging me about that stupid tree? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2170 Please, God ... tell me it's blueberry. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2171 You're sure this will get us out of our timeshare? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2172 To be honest, I had something totally different in mind when you said, "Come and get it!" 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2173 An oven, you found an oven. And a pie plate. What kind of pie is that? Oh, God. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2174 Cherry, I hope. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2175 Well, it is cheat day... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2176 Tempting, but I'm gluten free. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2177 I may not know good and evil, but I know fat calories when I see them. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2178 Wow, a pie! Where'd you get the apples? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2179 Are you trying to tempt me or something? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2180 Well, for starters, I'm...naked. And afraid. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2181 Forbidden Fruit Pie! My favorite! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2182 You make a compelling case. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2183 I was hoping for banana cream. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2184 Um...you know, I don't think God will be fooled. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2185 Thanks a lot. Now I have to invent ice cream. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2186 You've got the apple pie, now can we work on motherhood? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2187 Can I just pick at the crust? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2188 Is there sinamon in it? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2189 Who's recipe? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2190 Don't tell me, let me guess...Apple? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2191 And you thought the apples were tempting. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2192 Throw it in my face and hope He just laughs. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2193 Don't worry - it's fine! These are 'alternative apples!' 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2194 You're telling me this is my mother's recipe? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2195 Are you sure this doesn't count? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2196 Make it à la mode and you have yourself a deal. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2197 Why do I suddenly know the number 3.14159265359. . .? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2198 Another one of those half-baked ideas? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2199 You're positive it's blueberry? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2200 No thanks. High carbs are the new forbidden fruit. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2201 That's not what I meant when I told you to cover the fruit... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2202 So is this one of those when life gives you lemons situations? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2203 Pie? Um, yeah okay, I was kind of led to expect spare ribs? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2204 I don't want to seem like a know-it-all but was this the snake's idea? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2205 Did he say anything about pie? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2206 Well, at least it's original. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2207 I'd love to, but I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2208 I feel like He'll still know what's inside. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2209 You say this pie will cure my erectile dysfunction? I ask: "So what do you get out of fixing my E.D. - what's in it for you? 1.2258 0.06140 93 80 5 8
2210 I don't think a 'bite out of the apple pie' will support the narrative. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2211 Umm...yeah, I know you're mad, Eve. But I actually baked that pie for Steve. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2212 Thanks, but I was really hoping for some new underwear. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2213 Would you stop pushing this apple business and just offer sex. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2214 Uh… yeah…. It’s just that in your profile pictures you were blonde is all 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2215 I guess carbs are OK now and again - what's the worst that can happen? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2216 Why apple? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2217 'Alternative apples', so it's okay? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2218 Pie doesn't fix everything. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2219 I was kind of hoping for a sandwich. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2220 My head is telling me there is more trouble on the way. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2221 What do you mean Alternatively forbidden? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2222 No, no, let me guess...apple pie? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2223 Really Eve, blackbirds again! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2224 Hey, what did you do with that apple? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2225 Does this count? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2226 So this is how we beget? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2227 How about I say I thought it was Blueberry? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2228 Ooh. That smells original sinfully delicious. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2229 It looks beautiful. It smells delicious. It's very tempting! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2230 I'll bite... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2231 Wow! Apple pie. Sinful! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2232 It's tempting, but I'm on a diet. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2233 Where did you find the low hanging oven? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2234 When life gives you apples ... PIE! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2235 We need to find the vanilla ice cream tree. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2236 I don't know, Eve....gluten. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2237 Why must you tempt me? You know I'm on a diet. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2238 Please tell me it's peach. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2239 Don't worry, it's cherry. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2240 Maybe we should rethink this loophole idea. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2241 Alt-apples, huh? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2242 Tell me you didn't cut down the Tree of Knowledge to cook that thing. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2243 Actually, I'm more a lemon meringue guy. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2244 Well if the snake says it's OK if they're baked... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2245 An apple in any other form is still an apple, Eve. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2246 Oh, God! Please tell me it's blueberry! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2247 Honey, we can't afford to move. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2248 No Eve! It's still the forbidden fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Wait--what's that--cinnamon? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2249 Original Recipe or Original Sin? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2250 Ooh Eve...that looks good and evil at the same time...! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2251 I think you're getting way ahead of yourself 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2252 Now he's really going to be pissed! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2253 Does it count if they're baked? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2254 I should have been more specific when I said pasties. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2255 You're sure it's peach? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2256 Eight hundred calories a slice is the real sin here! 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
2257 Are you sure it's all right to eat an alternative fact? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2258 That smells sinful. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2259 Snake and bake perfection! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2260 I dunno. . . a moment on the lips, an eternity of damnation and torment for us and for everyone who will ever be born. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2261 can it wait until someone invents ice cream? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2262 That better be blueberry. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2263 Eve dear, God isn't fooled by pie dough. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2264 Not tonight. I have a headache. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2265 I know you put a lot of effort into this, but could you just stop saying that it's sinfully delicious? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2266 Is that a Devil's Food Cake? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2267 So now I gotta be evil AND fat-shamed? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2268 I don't know where you found an oven, but it sure is tempting. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2269 How did you even bake ANYTHING? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2270 Then why would God teach me to bake? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2271 Let's dress and go out for dinner instead. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2272 Your alternative facts are confusing me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2273 'But he told you not to heat it' 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2274 Was it sourced locally? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2275 Shouldn't you use your newfound knowledge for something less domestic? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2276 I don't really eat carbs. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2277 You promise this is peach? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2278 He said blueberry was OK...right? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2279 Nah. I'll have an apple instead. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2280 I hope it's blueberry. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2281 Yeah, I think it doesn't count if it's baked. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2282 We're going to blame you one way or another. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2283 So, the fall of man begins with a Mrs. Smith's? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2284 It may still have a bitter after-taste. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2285 Don't tempt me, I'm still trying to lose the other rib. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2286 I really hope that's a mock apple pie. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2287 Just tell me it's peach. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2288 I guess you two are right, putting the forbidden fruit in a pie does give us plausible deniability. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2289 Does it count if it's in a pie? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2290 How can we commit Original Sin without ice cream? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2291 Apple 2.0? That makes sense - the first version had bugs. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2292 Wasn't One Apple Enough? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2293 Is it cheat day? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2294 What the hell is "apple pie"? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2295 Can we get it to go? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2296 Okay, but you'll be sorry during childbirth, whatever that is. 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2297 Is it good-and-evil free? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2298 Thanks, but I'm more in the mood for Thai. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2299 I can smell the original cinnamon! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2300 I think we'd better talk to a lawyer to be sure. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2301 What's a pie? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2302 Well of course it's our anniversary! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2303 From an old family recipe? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2304 Oh no! You baked the apple? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2305 What about motherhood? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2306 Apple? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2307 Well, I guess, if it's in a pie... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2308 I know I should wait until we invent ice cream, but what the heck! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2309 Honey, you shouldn't have. Seriously. You. Should. Not. Have. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2310 Looks great. Did you copyright the Apple name? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2311 What have you done with my original tin?! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2312 It smells divine and it probably tastes sinful! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2313 What? It's your mother's recipe? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2314 This isn't the way the story is supposed to go. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2315 An Apple pie?? I thought you said an apple! Well, this changes EVERYTHING!! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2316 You said it's peach? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2317 Your gramna's recipe? Really? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2318 Does it have real fruit? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2319 Oh, APPLE pie! Excellent selection. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2320 Still, she persisted! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2321 So, you're not going to tell me what is in your 'alternative apple pie?' 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2322 Just like Mom used to make... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2323 Sorry, but it's no day in paradise if I eat gluten. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2324 Wow! Apple pie! What a brilliant recipe for the Fall! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2325 You sure know your way to a man's sinful nature. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2326 Is this an original recipe? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2327 It can't be your mother's recipe. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2328 Adam's apple 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2329 Hmmm, do I smell SIN-amin? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2330 None for me. Sugar is the devil. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2331 Oh god, is today the anniversary? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2332 "Well the big guy didn't say anything about forbidden fruit PIE...". 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2333 I love it when you bake in the nude. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2334 Are you sure this is OK? We don't want this to be blown all out of proportion by you know who. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2335 Knowledge of good, evil, and the perfect, flaky pie crust? That is tempting. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2336 I didn't know you had a mother. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2337 Well, I guess if they came from the tree of alternate knowledge.... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2338 You were naked when you made that? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2339 Does this count? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2340 No, Eve, I said it CAN'T be apple. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2341 Even if it's in a pie, He'll notice! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2342 Depends. Is this the original sin recipe? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2343 Thanks, but I'm watching my weight - I'll just have an apple. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2344 Let me guess, apple pie? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2345 Oh no, I forgot to save room for pie. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2346 Mmmm...Do I smell fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil pie ? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2347 I guess a small piece wouldn't hurt. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2348 American Pie - Bible edition 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2349 Are you sure he said it was for the original tin ? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2350 Apple pie? Yes, I'm sure it IS sinfully delicious. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2351 That better not be apple pie. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2352 It's not so much God's wrath as the trans fat that concerns me. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2353 I hope it's peach. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2354 I still want to have that conversation about gender roles when this is all done. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2355 Well that's original! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2356 When did you invent fire? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2357 How did you bake that? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2358 An original recipe? I guess it would be sinful not to eat it. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2359 I thought we were paleo. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2360 C'mon, stick to His script, Eve. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2361 So you really think God won't know? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2362 We're having neighbours?! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2363 Well, I suppose that might be one way to get around it. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2364 If they're baked, does it still count? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2365 What's the filling? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2366 This could be a tasty loop hole. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2367 we had apples last night. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2368 So, baking makes it okay? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2369 It's made with organic apples--I swear. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2370 Does this mean you're not a virgin? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2371 Mmmm. That smells like an apple pie to die for. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2372 Is it guilt-free? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2373 It's forbidden, but he says its artisanal 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2374 I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2375 Well, okay, but only because my attorney backs me up in believing there's a loophole. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2376 But carbs and sugar are forbidden! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2377 I said Shake-n-Bake not Snake and Bake 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2378 You really think this will fool him? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2379 Too many carbs. Got an apple? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2380 The first attempt at solving pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2381 He said take, not bake! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2382 Not to worry, Eve. Someone told me that two wrongs make a right. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2383 Nietzsche was right: underlying the distinction between good and evil is the distinction between sweet and savory! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2384 Have you seen my fig leaf? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2385 Honey, I was being figurative 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2386 Probably OK, he said an apple not a pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2387 is it homemade or heaven sent? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2388 3.14159? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2389 Ok. I'll try it. Don't have a hissy fit. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2390 I just can't resist apple pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2391 Again? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2392 A strict constructionist might have a problem with this. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2393 Just like my mother would have made...if I had had one. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2394 " What is that wicked smell"? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2395 It doesn't smell like peaches. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2396 Smells too good to be true - perhaps it is fake knowledge. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2397 Eve, are you sure this doesn't count? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2398 Well, if you say it's paleo... 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2399 Motherhood and apple pie? He should have no problem with that. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2400 Well, since you brought the rib(s) the least I could do is bring an apple pie 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2401 I think I remember God saying something about No Carbs. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2402 Mom? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2403 Is apple piety more reverent than normal piety? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2404 Well, technically it's not an apple so I guess it's OK. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2405 You've gone too far. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2406 I didn’t hear Him say anything about forbidden fruit PIE either. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2407 You've got to try this, it's sinfully Delicious 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2408 Please tell me that the apples were not locally sourced. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2409 I'd rather not KNOW what's in it, if you KNOW what I mean. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2410 Not bad for never having touched an apple. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2411 Nice try, Eve, but it's still an apple. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2412 Put my what where? 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2413 Come to think of it, I am dying for a piece! 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2414 Two questions, where did you find the oven and where did you find the ingredients? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2415 I should build a window sill to let it cool. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2416 Oh, the temptation! The temptation! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2417 I was really hoping for cherry. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2418 A pious woman. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2419 Amazing! She even cooks! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2420 I shouldn't, I just started this new Paleo diet. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2421 They do say if life gives you forbidden fruit, make pie, right? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2422 It better not be apple 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2423 But is it organic? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2424 Eve, a pie is not going to change my life. . . This one will, Adam, trust me. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2425 I hope you're not ribbing me. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2426 Apple pie? But I fancied ribs … 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2427 I guess you misunderstood me when I said I'd love to eat your pie. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2428 I don't care how you hide it, it's still forbidden. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2429 Blueberry ? I love blueberry pie ! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2430 I love it, but won't He suspect we picked the apples? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2431 Is this one off the forbidden menu? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2432 Looks delicious, but where did you find the apples? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2433 Heirloom apples? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2434 Uh, are you sure that baking kills all the forbidden in the fruit? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2435 The baking makes the taste good, but doesn't seem to remove the overall evil. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2436 Please tell me it's a blueberry pie 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2437 Did you know this place has an oven? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2438 What's in it? Or shouldn't I ask? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2439 Looks sinfully good! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2440 You must be ribbing me, it can't possibly be just like "mother used to make". 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2441 Fig Leaves Pie? You used our clothes? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2442 From my grandmother? What the hell is a grandmother? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2443 Now you're just trolling him. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2444 Now I really have a craving for ribs... 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2445 My God, that pie smells Originally Sin-tillating. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2446 Made with fruit from the alternative tree of knowledge, you say. Don't see any harm in that. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2447 Mmm that is tasty , BTW did you know that you are naked ? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2448 Maybe we should just stick with pumpkin. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2449 "Eat of the tree..." This is kind of a gray area, isn't it? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2450 I'm afraid to ask you where you got the apples. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2451 Blueberry or cherry? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2452 That better be a cherry pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2453 You've invented loophole pie? What's in it? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2454 That'd better be strawberry rhubarb or so help me Dad... 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2455 You were warned. You were given an explanation. Nevertheless you persist. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2456 Are you sure they're organic? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2457 You really know my weak spots! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2458 It looks so good it's sinful. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2459 I hope that's mock apple pie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2460 And thus, baking was mankind's original sin 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2461 Well, aren't we fancy! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2462 So original sin is really baked in? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2463 So... You did what with the apple? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2464 I'm thinking fruit pie won't have the Forbidden ring to it that Genesis needs. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2465 Ooo -- homemade? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2466 We're being thrown out of paradise anyway 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2467 I'm afraid He'll know they're in there. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2468 That's not the kind of pie I had in mind. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2469 Perhaps a raw apple would be more epic. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2470 Do you think a pecan pie constitutes a loophole? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2471 And on the sixth day, God created gluten allergies. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2472 This complicates things. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2473 Well done Eve. Now invent ice cream. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2474 When life gives you apples, make pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2475 McIntosh or Granny Smith? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2476 I don't think you're going to fool him with this stunt. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2477 That's going to throw a monkey wrench in the Bible 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2478 What's a Bake Sale? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2479 I better not. I'm allergic to fig leaves. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2480 "Sweetie, the aroma is so sinfully enticing. ' 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2481 That looks heavenly. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2482 He's right, technically, we're aren't eating an apple. Should be okay. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2483 Got milk? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2484 Are you sure it's just an alternative apple? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2485 Just a whiff of that makes me realize we're naked...and you have smallish breasts. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2486 My. That does smell sinfully delicious! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2487 I told Jim and Glenda that we were bringing the wine. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2488 Huh? Your mother's recipe? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2489 Strawberry-rhubarb? Are you sure? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2490 That looks great, Eve darling, but didn't the ribs fill you up? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2491 You're sure there are no apples in there? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2492 I dunno, He was pretty clear about that 'no gluten' thing. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2493 So you're saying, an apple in pie does not defy? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2494 So I eat your pie and then put a bun in the oven? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2495 Look babe, I love your pies, but I'm just not so sure about this one 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2496 The snake says that it's okay as long as it's cooked. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2497 I hope that's mock apple 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2498 I have a feeling we should stick with cherry. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2499 How did you figure out how to do that? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2500 "Should be ok. The snake says it's called "Alternative facts". 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2501 Um, ok, but is it gluten-free? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2502 I suppose a small slice won't hurt. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2503 I don't think that the packaging will fool him! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2504 Snacking doesn't have to be a sin. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2505 How can I remember our birthday if we don't have one? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2506 It's tempting but is it gluten free? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2507 Shouldn't we dress for dinner? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2508 Oh for Heaven's sake, let's get one thing straight, I'm not! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2509 I don't know. The new neighbors brought it over. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2510 'Forbidden fruit pie? and its local? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2511 I had the strangest dream. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2512 Ah Eve, you shouldn't have. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2513 My nutritionist says to avoid forbidden fruit. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2514 Where did you find an oven? Oh wait…is that an APPLE pie? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2515 Decisions, decisions. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2516 What in hell does, "My Grandma's recipe. ", mean? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2517 Peach cobbler ruins the story. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2518 Your mom's recipe? What's a mom? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2519 Not another forbidden fruit pie again! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2520 Looks pretty sinful to me! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2521 You're really selling this apple thing. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2522 So you are trying to tell me that we could have had pie this whole TIME! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2523 The pie is hissing. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2524 But babe, sugar is the root of all evil. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2525 OMG, Eve! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2526 God said that if we eat this not only will we have to leave the garden but we will have to workout 2x a day for the rest of our lives. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2527 I don't think it matters if the fruit is in a pie, but if you have vanilla ice cream I don't care. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2528 Hell's Kitchen: Day One 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2529 Huh. I heard, 'Apple means goodbye Eden" not "Apple means good pie-eating. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2530 It's a tempting trade, Eve, but I don't have any spare ribs. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2531 Planned Parenthood bake sale. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2532 Well OK, but I still say it's a violation of the rules. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2533 No, I'm not afraid to disobey Him, it's the gluten. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2534 Oh no....Which tree?? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2535 "Gee honey I don't know, I'm still pretty full from your rib thing last week". 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2536 If it's apple pie is it still forbidden? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2537 Just adding value to the proposition. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2538 I love you Eve, but do you know how much rents are outside? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2539 Farewell to Eden....Hellooo Miss American Pie! 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2540 You know, it's the craziest thing, but I feel like you're going to hit me in the face with that. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2541 What's ya mean, like mother used to make? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2542 I see how you got around it but it might anger Him even more. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2543 Damn! I completely forgot the ice cream. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2544 Maybe you're right. The apple ban didn't exactly say anything about pie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2545 The snake says it's better than Viagra! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2546 It's tempting, it's sinful, it's decadent--but is it organic? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2547 Oh what the heck... how bad can it be? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2548 It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2549 You know that I'm on the Paleo Diet, right? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2550 So you're saying if it's baked we can have our apples and eat them too? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2551 You're right; He didn't say a word about apple pie. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2552 What, no ice cream? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2553 My mother's apple pie recipe? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2554 It's not apple is it? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2555 I thought we were having ribs tonight. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2556 We’ll call it America First American apple pie, and then we can stay in Paradise. SO NICE. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2557 On the seventh day he created 'Cheat Day'. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2558 Well, hello, Martha Stewart! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2559 Better than Rhubarb; who told you that? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2560 Really, Kale pie? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2561 You say, apple pie is OK, but apples are not 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2562 This is not just-another-day-in-paradise, is it? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2563 Really? Your mother's recipe ?? 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2564 Technically, it's still fruit. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2565 Yum. An Apple 3.14159 1.2198 0.06212 91 79 4 8
2566 Good and evil pie? You shouldn't have. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2567 Try it, it's positively sinful. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2568 I know we can't eat the fruit... but they didn't say anything about pie! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2569 I ordered more ribs. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2570 I can smell the sin o'men 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2571 Eve, you are leading me to temptation again. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2572 I guess I'll never know until I've tried it. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2573 Now, it's a metaphor. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2574 Wow. Humanity's first half-baked idea. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2575 You've upped your game. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2576 The Lord will certainly punish us for eating the fruit of... Oh My God, I love pie! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2577 Why did god make carbs so tempting? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2578 Did you make that? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2579 Paradise lost, Geometry found 3.14159... 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2580 You wouldn't deceiveth me, would you Eve? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2581 How did you learn to make apple pie? Oh, yeah, the Tree of Knowledge! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2582 Any chance of getting a scoop of vanilla? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2583 My mother was right about you. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2584 I knew you had a mother. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2585 I'm telling dad. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2586 The apples are organic and the crust is gluten-free, so what could possibly go wrong? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2587 Oh, sweetie, you shouldn't have! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2588 When jeopardizing all of humankind is the best way to get out of your relationship 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2589 So, uhh, that looks a lot more tempting. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2590 I thought we were having ribs? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2591 Don't take this the wrong way. That pie smells great, but, where are your nipples? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2592 I'm so stoned and I don't have a fork. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2593 Forbidden Fruit Pie? Sounds tempting! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2594 Great idea, this should take care of that apple problem. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2595 Just like Grandma used to -- oh wait, I don't have one. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2596 So, you're sure He said that it was OK as long as they were cooked, right? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2597 Forbidden fruit pie, you shouldn't have! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2598 I would like to try the cheesecake instead. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2599 And you bake? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2600 Well he didn't say anything about baking them... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2601 I don't know. You say it's free of original sin, but what about trans fats? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2602 It's covered up, but it's still tempting. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2603 Bye bye Mesoamerican pie... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2604 Why E, how nice! Whatever has gotten into you? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2605 And you're CERTAIN apple pie doesn't count? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2606 No! No! Carbs are forbidden! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2607 That's easy for you to say snake, you haven't tried her baking. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2608 Did you make it from scratch? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2609 I'm hoping blueberry. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2610 So you're saying it's okay to eat from the Pie of Knowledge? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2611 Smells just like my mom's! Umm, wait a minute.. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2612 What's a housewarming? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2613 Is that from Scratch? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2614 Wow! 3.14... times better than an apple! 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2615 No, the forbidden fruit I get, but CORN SYRUP? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2616 He didn't say anything about not eating the pie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2617 Aww, c'mon Eve -- not another forbidden fruit pie! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2618 Is it too late to order pumpkin? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2619 Smells heavenly 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2620 Oh, all right. If it's a peach cobbler... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2621 I know what he said, but I'm not sure if cooking really takes out all of the forbidden. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2622 It's a good disguise but I think it'll have the same effect. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2623 Thanks, but I'm still full from that apple. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2624 Think He'd like a slice? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2625 On the tenth day the Lord created Sarah and Lee 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2626 You don't want to know. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2627 So the serpent said if the forbidden fruit were cooked in a pie, it is technically OK? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2628 Fig pie? I asked for a fig leaf! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2629 Ok, then who invented the oven? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2630 Adam, first foodie: "Are you sure the apples are locally sourced?" 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2631 You can't hide the apple in the pie. He'll know. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2632 Well, I guess we couldn't get any more naked or shamed. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2633 I don't think I can eat an anachronism. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2634 If that's from 'all-natural ingredients,' we're in trouble. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2635 Well, he didn't say anything about apple pie! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2636 uh, 3.14159... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2637 You didn't put raisins in it, did you? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2638 Let's taste one of the apples first. You never know. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2639 A little known fact - the oven was invented before clothing. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2640 Technically it is a pie now and not an apple. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2641 I hope it's blueberry. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2642 Uh thanks, but apple? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2643 I feel like someone is watching us. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2644 If you had vanilla ice cream, I'd agree with the serpent. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2645 It's tempting but something tells me I should take a pass. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2646 There may be an aftertaste. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2647 Another Sinterest recipe? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2648 And it was good. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2649 Baking it isn't going to help. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2650 Oh, hell....I give up. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2651 Your first clue something was wrong should have been when the snake said it was a recipe for a pie like grandma used to make. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2652 He's okay with the apples, but said the soggy crust is unforgivable. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2653 I see what you did there. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2654 I sense that you two are cooking something up against me. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2655 No thanks. I’m on the paleo diet. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2656 He's asking whether you tasted any of those apples before you baked them! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2657 That looks totally sinful. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2658 I don't suppose that's a cherry pie? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2659 No matter how you sugar coat it, this will not end well 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2660 Just a quick nosh … what could it hurt? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2661 Wait, where did you get the knowledge to bake? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2662 Goddamn that looks good. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2663 What's rhubarb? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2664 Another half-baked alternative fact? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2665 Um, I just got a call. We're moving. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2666 ...but I asked God to make me a tart? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2667 Personally, I would have gone with a lattice crust. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2668 How did you figure out how to make it? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2669 Your pie looks delicious as sin!! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2670 Since they were on the ground .... I think they will be OK. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2671 it doesn't count if it's baked. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2672 You said the apples are locally sourced? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2673 Bake. Snake. I feel a song comin' on. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2674 This is for the ribs. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2675 Original Tin 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2676 No thanks, Eve. I'm paleo. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2677 Are you sure there are no apples in the pie? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2678 We'll have to wrap it to go. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2679 Mom? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2680 Since it's apple, I suppose just a piece. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2681 I mean, I guess it's vegan, so it's gotta be okay... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2682 He was really mad this time. I think it's going to take more than just a pie. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2683 Apple again Eve? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2684 For God's sake, tell me that's rhubarb. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2685 Oh wait, does that have gluten? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2686 I love how you make knowledge so irresistible... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2687 Baked into a cobbler? Will this paradise ever end? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2688 Whoa…bad timing…I just started the Garden of Eden Beach Diet. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2689 Please tell me that's strawberry-rhubarb. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2690 That's awfully nice, but just an apple would have been enough. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2691 Who's recipe did you use? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2692 God says we have eat our broccoli first. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2693 So good it's sinful. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2694 And you swear it's gluten-free? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2695 I thought pie are square. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2696 Don't tempt me - I'm on the Paleo Diet. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2697 I must say Eve, your baked goods are very tempting. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2698 Please tell me it's not apple. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2699 Let's do it again before He responds. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2700 Pumpkin? Pecan? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2701 Dammit, where are Ben and Jerry when you need them?! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2702 Kinda hoping that's not apple 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2703 If you're going to mess up humanity forever, it might as well be apple PIE. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2704 Did that snake just spit on my head? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2705 I'm not sure cooking the apples makes it any better 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2706 Let me get this straight, you've found an alternative fact for avoiding eternal sin? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2707 Actually I wanted a pizza pie. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2708 It sure smells like apple to me? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2709 If I eat only the crust, will we still get kicked out of the garden? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2710 Wish I could, but I'm on the Paleo. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2711 You couldn't have used my mother's recipe. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2712 I have this sudden, overwhelming desire to call you "Mom". 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2713 I forget. Was it cherries or apples we are forbidden to eat? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2714 Bye bye Mesoamerican pie... 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2715 Please be blueberry. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2716 But it's still apple! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2717 Uhh... not sure covering the apples is gonna fool him. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2718 Babe, I thought we agreed on this paleo diet thing. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2719 Something is telling me it's apple... 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2720 Where'd you get the peaches? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2721 I can't. My snake has me on a paleo diet. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2722 But are you absolutely certain they're organic? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2723 Is it gluten-free? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2724 Well it really smells great, but I'm doing this paleo thing right now... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2725 Oh wow, an Eve ORIGINAL CINammon apple pie! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2726 And Mankind was spared a fall because Adam and Eve were totally off gluten that week. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2727 For God's sake, I asked for an angel food cake! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2728 Tempting but I'm doing a gluten-free thing now. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2729 You say it's an old family recipe. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2730 I would be more tempted with a scoop of ice cream on the side. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2731 Is it still a sin if its baked? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2732 So that's what you did with my apple! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2733 As long as it's American, it must be OK. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2734 Please tell me its a cheery pie 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2735 So you don't think it counts if the apples have been cooked? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2736 I thought we were having ribs? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2737 Still Life of Pie 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2738 Is it apple? Cuz... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2739 First it was apple sauce, then apple strudel. When will you give up? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2740 Tempting, but I'm on the paleo diet, babe. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2741 I only eat Paleo. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2742 I think we're gonna need a to-go box. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2743 Apple pie? How tempting! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2744 Are you sure it's okay to eat dessert first? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2745 So you're saying it's not apples. It's an alternative fact called a pie? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2746 Please tell me that's pumpkin pie? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2747 But only if the apples are organic. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2748 God, I hope that's blueberry 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2749 Dear God, please let it be anything but apple pie. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2750 What do you mean by alternative apple? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2751 I've met someone else. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2752 I didn't know there was more than one apple. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2753 Tempting, but I'm full. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2754 Well . . . if the snake said, "That's how you make peach cobbler," I guess we're OK. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2755 It's not the fruit I'm worried about. It's the gluten. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2756 I guess I could be tempted with a slice. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2757 Trust me. It's gluten-free. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2758 Though the pie flew in the face of God, Adam ate, believing that Eve would be less forgiving. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2759 Lemme guess. Apple? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2760 Please tell me that it's blueberry! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2761 Please -- tell me you didn't cook the goose. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2762 Is there ice cream? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2763 That's mighty tempting. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2764 If only the path to a man's heart was through his stomach. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2765 Really? It's not a sin, if the crust is thin? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2766 Hope this knowledge isn't half-baked! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2767 I am just asking who you got the recipie from? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2768 Now that's very tempting, indeed. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2769 Well, I guess apple PIE is ok... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2770 Hot tart? 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2771 What? Your Mother's favorite recipe? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2772 Oh, please tell me that's a cherry pie... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2773 It's tempting. But lets have sex first. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2774 I really shouldn't eat that without pants. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2775 Did you get that recipe from the Tree of Knowledge? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2776 When there are more people we can open a pie shop. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2777 I was hoping for ribs 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2778 Well, he didn't say anything about eating apple pie. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2779 So you're sure that baking it in the pie is okay? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2780 Four and twenty BLACKBIRDS??? I ordered Apple! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2781 You invited WHO to dinner?! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2782 No -- we're ok. It's gluten free. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2783 And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Just grab it. 1.2111 0.06016 90 78 5 7
2784 Would you like a piece? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2785 Is this from the tree of knowledge? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2786 God said nothing about forbidden fruit pie... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2787 We better make that order To Go. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2788 where did you ever learn how to make an apple pie? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2789 Honey, you know what God said about gluten! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2790 Wow, it doesn't look like an apple anymore! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2791 I think he said touching the apple would make Allah mad, not à la mode. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2792 Wow! You learned how to bake and all you did was taste an apple? Sure I'll try one. What do I have to lose? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2793 She told us not to use Her pie plate! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2794 after we have the pie, i feel like going shopping for pants. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2795 Rubarb, I hope. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2796 Devil's Food pie? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2797 I sure hope it's blueberry. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2798 God says "no," yet you persist. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2799 The Garden of Eatin' 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2800 You say cherry but it smells an awful lot like apple. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2801 Well it certainly smells tempting 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2802 "So. do you think this is safer than right off the tree? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2803 Well sure, I love apple pie Eve. But if God doesn't buy the talking snake story, it's all going to be your fault. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2804 Well, He never said we couldn't bake with the apples... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2805 Pumpkin? . . .Cherry? . . .Blueberry? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2806 And He said it's alright as long as we save Him a piece? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2807 My secret ingredient is original cinnamon. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2808 I'd try the apple, but the gluten is a problem for me. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2809 Wow, nude pizza delivery, I am in Heaven. 1.2111 0.06016 90 78 5 7
2810 Okay, but I don't think He's going to let us get away with it. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2811 You're sure this way it's guilt- and gluten-free? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2812 Smell soo good its sinful 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2813 No thank you, I'm paleo. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2814 Are there peanuts in it? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2815 I think you are going to regret this someday. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2816 Was it "You shall surely die" or "You shall surely diet"? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2817 Can't we just skip the dessert? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2818 Of course it's for you. Who else is there? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2819 Wait. I don't think He said it was "for baking" fruit. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2820 It's tempting, but I think I'll pass. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2821 Really--mock apple pie? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2822 Did you use original cinnamon? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2823 Is this going to be like having your pie and eating it, too? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2824 But, Eve, why would you change your name to Sara Lee? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2825 Should I make coffee? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2826 Kale pie again? Can't you make one with apple or anything sweeter? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2827 Saying it's rhubarb is not an alternative fact. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2828 I made it from scratch 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2829 Please tell me it's a chicken pot pie. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2830 My attorney says it will be okay. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2831 Wait, tell me again what makes someone an American? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2832 It's an original recipe and it's sinfully delicious 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2833 Well, yes, smelling the apples isn't technically forbidden. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2834 Geez, Eve, you know I could never resist your Forbidden Fruit pie. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2835 Do you think he'll figure it out? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2836 If I had to guess, I'd say "apple" and then "3.1415926.) 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2837 I'm not sure making the apple into a pie gets us off the hook. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2838 Well, it doesn't appear to violate the letter of the law, so, sure! What's the worst that could happen?! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2839 I hope it tastes like Mom's apple pie....Hold a second? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2840 How did you keep it from falling? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2841 Is it apple? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2842 Smells sinfully delicious -- whatever that means. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2843 Rhubarb doesn't count, right? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2844 Shame on us if we don't give it a taste 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2845 Seriously? What's next, ribs? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2846 . . . okay. Just as long as it is not an apple pie. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2847 Devil's fool cake. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2848 Only if the crust is made from scratch. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2849 I'm tempted, but it seems half-baked. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2850 I don't think your mother made this. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2851 Fresh out of the what now? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2852 'Thanks, but I just started the Paleo diet.' 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2853 Did you use real original cinnamon? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2854 Wow, thanks, but it's still sin. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2855 Please tell me that's not apple pie. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2856 So, I get total knowledge AND US citizenship? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2857 Are you sure this is from a pie tree? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2858 That pie smells so good, it might be worth getting banished. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2859 Ah, which fruit did you use in this again? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2860 Not those apples? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2861 Looks like you cooked the hell out of those apples. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2862 You swear to God there are no apples in there? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2863 I still think that counts as eating the fruit. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2864 Nevermind, I'll have cherry. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2865 I thought we were having creme brulee for dessert? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2866 Blueberry? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2867 I spy with my little eye trouble hiding in this pie. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2868 The snake said, "there's no such thing as a free lunch." 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2869 I don't have a problem with it as long as He doesn't. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2870 It's not like a real apple, I think it should be okay? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2871 Devils Food Pie? Sorry Eve, I'm not biting. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2872 No thanks. Rather have another prime rib. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2873 And to top it all off, you baked it in the Forbidden Oven in the Never Go Anywhere Near This Kitchen? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2874 Did you make that yourself? 1.2045 0.06082 88 77 4 7
2875 It doesn't make me feel guilty, but I feel guilty for not feeling guilty. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2876 What's rhubarb? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2877 It looks American, so it's probably okay to let it in. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2878 The Genesis of Gluten Intolerance 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2879 I see the pie, now let me see those buns. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2880 I think writing, "Then adam sat down and ate bite after bite of the delicious hand-made pie," really complicates the story line. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2881 Smells wonderful! Should I ask what's in it, or is ignorance Bliss? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2882 Never would have thought of THAT on my own! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2883 I don't want to take the chance of getting kicked out if it's plain old apple. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2884 I guess the knowing will be in the tasting. . . 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2885 Mom's apple pie. What a funny name. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2886 Do I want to know what is in it? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2887 Tell me that's not APPLE pie. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2888 Must you constantly remind me? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2889 Original Sin(ful Desserts) 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2890 We might as well make the best of it 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2891 And you're sure it's food for the soul? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2892 I AM tempted, Eve, but I just started my Paleo Diet! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2893 ...and you're absolutely sure this is a cherry pie? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2894 He can't say that the pie came from the tree... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2895 Rhubarb? Should be okay. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2896 Are you sure it's a mock apple pie? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2897 Know your facts! These aren't forbidden; they're alternative apples. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2898 How should I know if it smells "good"? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2899 Look at what's on the menu for the fall. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2900 The Original Recipe 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2901 Peach pie, I hope. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2902 You didn't have peaches? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2903 Tempting, but I'm paleo. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2904 Sure it's all-American, but one bite and we'll be hit with a heckuva travel ban. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2905 I thought you were getting ribs? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2906 Is it still a fruit if it's cooked? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2907 Technically, He didn't mention pie. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2908 They say the way to a man's soul is through his stomach 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2909 I'm not sure baking it into a pie gets around His prohibition. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2910 With my snake and your pie, the captions are endless. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2911 You're right, he didn't say anything about not eating apple pie! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2912 I know it's fattening, but we all have our guilty pleasures. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2913 Again with the apples? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2914 I suddenly can't think of anything to say that's not filthy. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2915 Blueberry again? What did you do with the apple? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2916 Origin of the obese species 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2917 Uh...you don't seem to get it. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2918 Really? Ritz crackers? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2919 Hmm, I think we will call this one, "Loophole." 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2920 Couldn't we, uh, just keep things status quo? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2921 I don't know where to begin. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2922 Apple Pie this good must be a sin 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2923 I guess we haven't learned subtlety yet. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2924 Hmmmmm........after you, Eve! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2925 What do you mean " sinfully delicious"? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2926 Ice cream....I knew I forgot something. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2927 A recipe from the cookbook of Genesis? Tempting... 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2928 Well, I guess He never said pie was forbidden. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2929 That's a completely different question. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2930 No need for subterfuge. It's just an allegory. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2931 What do you mean exactly when you say, 'It's good'? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2932 I'd love some but I'm watching my sin 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2933 I forgot to tell you about my apple allergy. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
2934 Sorry I would, but I just had an apple 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2935 Is that the pie from Mrs. Ssssssmith? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2936 Baked and Afraid 1.2045 0.06082 88 77 4 7
2937 I'm just not into Granny Smith 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2938 Psst. You can blame her for your weight problem, too. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2939 Where did you get the apples? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2940 Are you sure it's rhubarb? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2941 Tempting, but I'm watching my carbs. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2942 You sure that's a cherry pie? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2943 That doesn't look like Devil's Food cake. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2944 You're not Eve! I must be in Heaven! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2945 My pies are up here pal. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2946 It's organic! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2947 I know what God said, but there are also alternative facts. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2948 Blueberry? I think that's OK. God, I hope so. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2949 I think I’ll go with a fig leaf. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2950 Is the crust gluten-free? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
2951 You know how to bake? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2952 Good disguise, but it's still an apple. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2953 OMG It smells like apple and I am so tempted. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2954 I'm not going to ask how you baked that. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2955 You didn't have to do that. You know you're the only girl for me. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2956 I checked online. It says fruit of this particular tree is safe to partake of so long as it's baked in the oven at 325 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2957 Is this pie with benefits? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2958 I don't know, but doesn't baked forbidden fruit seem sort of like fake news? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
2959 Ah! This explains the rolling pin. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2960 Hope it's not apple! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2961 Eve, I think you were not properly vetted before allowing you to immigrate to the Garden of Eden. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2962 Wow, just like Mom used to make, whatever that means. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2963 I would have settled for toast with half an avocado. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2964 If life gives you apples, make apple pie. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2965 I guess it's OK if it's in a pie. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2966 THAT grew on the tree? Hey, you ever wonder if God might want us to fail? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2967 Is that paleo? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2968 So, you say it's from The Garden of Eatin'? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2969 Gosh, I don't know. I just started that paleo diet. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2970 Is the forbidden fruit organic? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2971 Betty who? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2972 Umm... let's keep this pie off the record. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2973 I am really tired of this snake referring to itself in the third person. 1.2045 0.06082 88 77 4 7
2974 For heaven's sake Gloria, didn't that one bite cause enough trouble! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2975 Apple pie? I'm confused...does this make you wholesome or wicked? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2976 It smells great, but you know carbs are forbidden. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2977 Oh darn! He told me we can't heat the forbidden fruit. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
2978 Your mother's recipe? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2979 So, it shall bring onto this World woe, sin, and her shadow Death, but, boy, pie is worth it. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2980 Don't worry...It isn't apple. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2981 I know the serpent says forget about the carbs but... 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2982 I'll see you in hell. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2983 Yes, I am a locavore. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2984 Trust me, it's peach. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2985 I guess I just interpreted things differently. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2986 I like the new take on date night 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2987 I really don't think THE MAN is going to appreciate your creativity. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2988 That snake is really persuasive! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2989 I think I'd like the snake to taste it first, if you don't mind 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2990 Well, as long as they're organic it's probably ok 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2991 I hid the evidence. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2992 Gee, I hope that's not apple. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2993 Something so American can't be sinful, right? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2994 Blueberry? Pumpkin? Peach?...Oh, just tell me! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2995 Wait a second... What kind of pie is that? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2996 It's not the apple. I'm off gluten. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2997 Apple pie? And where is America 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2998 No thanks. I'm gluten-free. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2999 Think whipped cream is forbidden, too? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3000 Yeah, maybe, Eve...He didn't actually SAY baked fruit ... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3001 Do you promise it's Kosher? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3002 So, you're saying it's in the spirit if not the letter? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3003 I think you're right. He didn't say anything about forbidden fruit filling. Let's eat! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3004 This is not how we are supposed to sin. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3005 Another one of your half-baked ideas? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3006 Why not? We sure liked what Serpent taught us about grapes. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3007 Are you sure it's rhubarb? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3008 Are your ingredients locally sourced? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3009 I still think this is a half baked idea. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3010 Forbidden Fruits of the Forest pie sounds good to me! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3011 I thought it was gonna be a piece of cake. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3012 I didn't know we had an Oven of Knowledge. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3013 This is the mock-apple pie made with Ritz crackers, isn't it? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3014 I'm sure I said pumpkin. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3015 Love how it makes the whole firmament smell good. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3016 I always thought it would be hot and steamy. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3017 Adam was reluctant to eat the forbidden fruit pie…partly for fear of banishment from the Garden of Eden and partly for the three hundred calories per slice. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3018 "I still don't understand what you mean by alternative facts.' 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3019 I'm gluten free. Do you have just a plain apple? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3020 Gosh. For goodness sake...you shouldn't have. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3021 I'll guess apple! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3022 I hope that's a cherry pie. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3023 It's better than a cigarette. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3024 ...but without a dab of French Vanilla and no digestif, no vermouth, it just feels wrong... 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3025 Don't tell me. It's apple. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3026 Well, there's no shame in pie. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3027 Is it ethically sourced? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3028 Asp, and you shall receive. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3029 We're cooked now! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3030 WOW! This will make you famous for a long time. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3031 Are we expecting company? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3032 Original sinfully delicious 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3033 That looks to die for! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3034 Pretty sure He recommended humble pie. This smells like Knowledge. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3035 Well, if you're sure it's MOCK apple pie. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3036 It’s tempting, but sugar tops my list of forbidden foods. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3037 He had me at ribs. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3038 You didn't bite the apple? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3039 Are the apples in there locally grown? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3040 Try the pie. It;s to die for. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3041 Wow, a homemade pie. Next, you'll be sewing your own clothes! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3042 Dessert first? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3043 No, I think the apples are fine, its the gluten I'm worried about. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3044 Adam never had a chance against Eve's temptations. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3045 Why not, technically it's not an apple. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3046 I got the idea from Food Network...and Satan. 1.2045 0.06082 88 77 4 7
3047 Don't tell me. It's apple. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3048 Too many more of these and I might start feeling ashamed to be naked. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3049 Sugar-free or not, it just feels wrong. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3050 Please tell me that's not locally sourced. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3051 And then I'm supposed to say we found it? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3052 I can't be tempted unless its gluten-free. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3053 Well, this better be good. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3054 But how did you bake it? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3055 Tell me it's persimmons. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3056 Don't you think blueberry might be better? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3057 In the interest of full disclosure, I took a small bite out of one before you made the pie...... 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3058 Oh, sorry honey. Snake and I grabbed a bite on the way home. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3059 So it's made with saltines and just tastes like apples? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3060 It smells like my tree of the knowledge of good and evil scented body wash. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3061 It's ok, it's cherry. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3062 You know what would be really nice? You learning to dress like a woman. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3063 Adam's apple 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3064 Where did you find an oven in this place? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3065 Apple, plus sugar and fat. This will send us straight to hell. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3066 Is that store-bought? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3067 So this is really MOCK apple pie? 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3068 I'm ready for a piece, all right ... 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3069 I'd be tempted if it were A La Mode. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3070 It's totally worth it. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3071 I was expecting to meet someone named Eve -- not Martha. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3072 How would we know whether it is good or bad? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3073 Eat it? Wow, I totally misunderstood. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3074 I'm confused........ your mother's recipe? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3075 Eve, your apple pie is tempting, but it's still forbidden. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3076 First ribs, now apple pie. What's next? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3077 My favorite! How did you know? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3078 What do you mean, "You'll know it when I try it?" 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3079 Wait. What ARE Alternative Apples? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3080 'Please tell me that's not what I think it is' 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3081 I think someone's trying to tempt us. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3082 You used our last apple to make a pie? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3083 Four and twenty blackbirds? That's not quite what I was expecting. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3084 A tempting dessert? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3085 Do you have knowledge of the word 'no'? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3086 You sure you were allowed to use that pan?! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3087 That's a helluva pie. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3088 Oh, Eve, the calories alone are sinful. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3089 It's knowledge-flavored. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3090 That's a chicken pot pie, right? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3091 Eve, you made my favorite...Apple SINamon Pie! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3092 I keep hearing a voice telling me to shun the apples and stay on my diet. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3093 Oh Dear, you baked the original sin! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3094 Fresh baked from the kosher deli - what could go wrong? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3095 You're sure it's a cherry pie? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3096 Apple, again? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3097 What, dessert before the ribs? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3098 I get what you're saying, honey, but we're still violating the [ital] spirit [/ital] of the law. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3099 Sorry, I’m gluten free. Now if you had just a plain old apple, I'd bite that…. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3100 You want me to stick my WHAT into that? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3101 No, I don’t want to be your taste tester. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3102 Look Adam, this isn't the forbidden fruit. It's an alternative fact. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3103 Oh, please tell me that's a cherry pie... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3104 Original sin, or original recipe? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3105 Now it's just a peach pie...right? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3106 You couldn't pick the blueberry of knowledge? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3107 Swear to God its Mock Apple? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3108 Sorry babe, I'm doing Paleo. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3109 Does that make us Americans now? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3110 Hmm..er...Has God created vanilla ice-cream yet? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3111 I take it back; it was totally worth it. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3112 Is it home made? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3113 That looks sinfully good. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3114 That smells positively sinful! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3115 Devil's food only in cake, right? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3116 So you're pretty sure that in a pie it's not that big of a deal? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3117 He didn't mention anything about apple pie. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3118 Do you think it's still forbidden if it's baked? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3119 I guess I would be anti-American not to eat it. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3120 So, let me get this straight...the 'alternative fact' version will be more digestible? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3121 Tell your mother thank you but I am in enough trouble already. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3122 Thats the fake kind made with Ritz crackers, right? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3123 OMG, wasn't motherhood supposed to come first? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3124 Did you sell our clothes to buy an oven? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3125 Where the hell did you bake that? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3126 No thanks, I've got a restrictive deity. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3127 So Trump says this is Cherry Pie? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3128 When Adam didn't fall for the apple, Eve tried a different ploy. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3129 Smells delicious. Where did you get the apples? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3130 Hey, wait a minute. Isn't this form over substance? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3131 Right, apple pie is not an apple; we should be fine. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3132 Ok, you can bake a pie. How are you at doing the laundry? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3133 Holy goodbye paradise, Eve! Please, tell me that's blueberry!! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3134 Let's see. Defy God...Invent fire... What's next? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3135 We'll need bigger fig leaves after that! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3136 Wow, thank you Eve! That looks sinful! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3137 Wow, this is really going to mess with exegesis in a couple of millennia. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3138 Though he thought the idea half-baked, Adam ate, hoping to avoid the torment of hearing about that infernal pie for eternity. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3139 It's not the fruit that worries me, it's the gluten. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3140 Something tells me I'll regret this. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3141 You made that from scratch? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3142 'Alternative apples,' huh? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3143 It's not what you're thinking. It's strawberry rhubarb. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3144 He didn't say anything about forbidden fruit pie! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3145 I'm into Paleo now. How about if we just eat some apples. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3146 So now you're cooking with alternative facts? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3147 Goodbye missionary position! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3148 So you're saying it's only mock apple. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3149 God only knows how you baked that pie! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3150 When you said, "would like some pie?" I had something totally different in mind. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3151 This feels naughty. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3152 Angel food pie? You sure about that? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3153 When you're done, find something to wear 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3154 It's Mom's Apple Pie, what could go wrong? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3155 "Wow, Honey, you can cook, too! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3156 Why settle for a bite of the apple when you can have the entire pie ? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3157 Oh thanks so much, but, really, an apple would have been just fine. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3158 Are you sure it doesn't count if they're baked? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3159 Has anyone ever called you an overachiever? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3160 Refined sugar -- that will go down as the original sin. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3161 You made that from scratch? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3162 Hey serpent, are you sure this doesn't count? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3163 I still think we're going to get in trouble. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3164 Can I have it a la mode? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3165 You didn't have to go to all that trouble. An apple would've been just fine. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3166 I still think we're not supposed to eat it. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3167 I'd rather have a date. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3168 From your mouth to God's ire. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3169 Not apple I hope 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3170 I don't know, Eve. We could be playing with fire. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3171 Apple pie will be the downfall of my diet and what else? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3172 I just can't. I 'm against that silly rule, too. But if we get caught gaming the system, we're gonna lose everything. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3173 Is there any bacon in it? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3174 I suppose a little slice couldn't hurt. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3175 The critics will kill us. They didn't have ovens back then. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3176 Please tell me you used the leftover figs! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3177 Quit tempting me, Eve! You know I can't keep my hands off apple pie. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3178 Let me guess... apple pie? Eve, enough with the apples already. Seriously. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3179 Humble pie? How tempting. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3180 God's gonna be pissed that you took that off his windowsill. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3181 He said "a pie is OK?" 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3182 This isn't just any pie, Adam. But I gotta tell ya, the Devil's in the details. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3183 Did you just say, "alternative apple pie"? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3184 Wow, that looks divine! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3185 Would I be eating this for recreational or medicinal purposes? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3186 You say that knowledge is packed into every delicious bite? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3187 I baked a pie. Your Dad's coming 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3188 If anything could make the fall from grace worth it, it's apple pie. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3189 He says it's guilt-free. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3190 Are you sure baked apples don't count? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3191 Is that from the Tree of Knowledge of Gluten Evil? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3192 Would it be a sin to ask God for some ice cream on the side? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3193 And you say it's peach, right? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3194 Please tell me that is a pecan pie. He didn't mention pecans. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3195 I guess as long as the apples are fallen, we won't be banished. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3196 They're no apples in it, right? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3197 Is that original cinnammon I smell? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3198 WAIT, Let me guess: Apple Pie? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3199 I hope you didn't bake out ALL the sin. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3200 I'll just have an apple. I'm off carbs. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3201 "I hope it is apple! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3202 Which tree did the fruit come from? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3203 I always get in trouble with desserts. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3204 Apple? Tempting, but I'll pass. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3205 Hmm, that's makes them even more tempting. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3206 That's true. He wasn't very clear on rhubarb, was he? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3207 I dunno...maybe we should run this past the Ninth Circuit. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3208 Let me guess, apple pie? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3209 You used canned apples, right? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3210 and my second question is where do babies come from? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3211 Apple pie! Very tempting. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3212 When the devil gives you apples... 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3213 Did the serpent also help you bake that? 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3214 As long as we're going to get thrown out of the garden anyway we might as well make the most of it. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3215 Devil to table? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3216 Sure I'll have some! What good is being naked if I don't know you're naked? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3217 Funny, it doesn't smell like rhubarb. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3218 Add a scoop of ice cream, then I'll be tempted! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3219 Since it's already baked into the pie, . . . 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3220 You'll have to tell me, because my mind is kind of a blank slate right now 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3221 Looks good! Or maybe evil. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3222 Think He'll notice? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3223 Don't worry, it's cherry. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3224 Well, yes, He didn't say anything about apple PIE. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3225 Oh, darling. You shouldn't have. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3226 Sure, a piece of pie never hurt anyone… 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3227 I think I'd rather have the blueberry. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3228 No, Eve, that tree was to give us PIETY! 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3229 I am really hoping there are four-and-twenty black birds in there. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3230 No, no, it's a pumpkin pie. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3231 Funny, you don't look American. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3232 You're comparing apples to apples again, dear. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3233 Yeah, I still feel like this could be a lease violation... 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3234 You really think it will make Eden great again? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3235 Who got second place? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3236 I hope that's pecan, 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
3237 Well there goes my paleo diet. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3238 So a pastry is not a fruit? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3239 You say this apple pie could be a real eye opener? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3240 Well, as long as there was an executive order, I guess it's OK. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3241 Well. ok, if you're sure it's gluten-free... 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3242 Try this instead. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3243 OK, so I get the pie, then you get everything? 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
3244 What exactly are "alternative apples?" 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3245 Really, the lovemaking was quite enough. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3246 GEE, I'VE NEVER HAD AN APPLE PIE BEFORE. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3247 Well,he did say don't bite.He didn't say don't bake. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3248 No honey, I think we should use that in the sequel! 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
3249 If it was a la mode, now that would be tempting. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3250 Oh hon, I meant to tell you I'm doing paleo now! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3251 Now, who did you say you got the recipe from? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3252 Take God's word seriously, not literally. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3253 The snake said we couldn't eat apples, but it didn't say we couldn't eat apple pie. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3254 Lead us not into temptation. Oh forget it, I know a shortcut. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3255 I hope that's not an apple pie. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3256 I'm sure it doesn't apply to me. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3257 Can't we just watch a movie or something? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3258 Wait, I have to choose? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3259 Is that Kosher? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3260 But is it organic? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3261 Smells awesome; but will God see it as an acceptable loophole? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3262 This better not be the same pie that got us kicked out of the garden 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3263 I must have the wrong garden! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3264 Disguising it as a pie doesn't mean it's not forbidden 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3265 Wait, what was it we were warned against? Gluten? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3266 I don't know. One bad apple could spoil everything. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3267 You say the recipe's from Sinterest? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3268 Fig pie lowers my libido. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3269 So, you think God would get mad if we asked for forks? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3270 I said I wanted to fuck your pie hole, not eat your pie whole. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
3271 Great! We'll call it pizza. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3272 You really can't spell paradise without pie 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
3273 The recipe is Original. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3274 Is it still forbidden if it's baked? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3275 Are you sure it's kosher? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3276 Oh wait. Let me guess! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3277 Devil's Food Pie just doesn't sound right. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3278 I think you misunderstood my meaning. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3279 Holy snake! You just got the apple and you already baked a pie. You are an angel. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3280 Damn, I forgot to pickup the ice cream! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3281 Could be the work-around for the eons, sweetheart! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3282 So you say you baked the sin out of it? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3283 I think alternate apples would be OK. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3284 Lilith uses rhubarb. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3285 OK, as long as it's local. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3286 Really? Apple? Again? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3287 What kind? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3288 Oh, Eve... you really shouldn't have. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3289 I don't know. Are you sure we're out of ice cream? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3290 So tempting, but I just went gluten-free. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3291 I'm more concerned about the forbidden gluten. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3292 What's lemon meringue? Smells like apples. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3293 My dear, your baking is as creative as your biblical interpretations. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3294 Would you like a piece? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3295 "Well, I guess he did say 'fruit of the tree of knowledge', not 'baked goods from the shrub of yumminess'". 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3296 I was hoping for more than a pie from this relationship. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3297 Smells devilishy good! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3298 ''well one thing's for sure, this is not your mamas recipe'' 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3299 Can I have that to go? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3300 This is not your mom's apple pie. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3301 Are you sure this is rhubarb pie? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3302 Oh, I can never resist a flaky crust. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3303 I'm having a strange recollection of a mother I never knew. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3304 Wait- did He say pious or pie us? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3305 Carbs: The Original Sin 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3306 It was made from scratch. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3307 Are you sure Breitbart said apple pies don't have real apples? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3308 Hmm, he didn't say anything about apple pie. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3309 I promised I'd be good today. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3310 Uh, let me guess, apple? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3311 Well if it's just alternative apples, then okay. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3312 It's vegan, gluten free & sugar free - surely no harm can come our way now. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3313 Are you sure it's cherry? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3314 You want me to stick in my WHAT? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3315 Is this thing organic? 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
3316 I don't care who thought of it. Give me a huge piece. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3317 Is that all we're Eden today? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3318 I get the sneaking suspicion you should've baked the snake instead. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3319 Since the apple has been deconstructed, it doesn't count, right? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3320 what gave you the recipe for this fruit pie? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3321 No matter how you slice it, Eve, no dessert is absolutely guilt free 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3322 I thought gluten free was forbidden. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3323 Oh let me guess. Blueberry? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3324 I hear sex feels like warm apple pie. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3325 No thanks, I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3326 I didn't know that this was the Garden of Eatin'! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3327 Okay. I give up! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3328 Well, He didn't say we couldn't have cooked apple. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3329 You were warned, but you're persisting. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
3330 There's no harm in taking a small bite of this sinfully delicious apple pie. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3331 Been there, done that. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3332 It doesn't count if they're cooked. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3333 Wait. Remind me again. Do we both have pie holes? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3334 You're putting a lot of pressure on me. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3335 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3336 "It looks tempting but is it gluten free? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3337 Oh, that smells delicious! What's in it? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3338 Sweet Christ, please tell me that is a peach cobbler. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3339 That better be blueberry. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3340 Hmm, Is that really kosher? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3341 You had me at 'apple'. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3342 Sorry, I'm like really into the paleo diet these days... 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3343 Do you have a healthier choice? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3344 Will you try it first? You know how the last one turned out... 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3345 Are you sure this is the one with no forbidden fruit? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3346 Banana cream, I hope. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3347 Nothing is more tempting than apple pie. Nothing. - Adam 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3348 Please tell me the apples were from the farmer's market... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3349 I can't just eat the crust? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3350 He never said we couldn't make a forbidden fruit pie. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3351 I've told you: not Paleo, not tempted. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3352 Are you sure the knowledge cooked off in the oven? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3353 What's a window sill ? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3354 Any chance of getting that à la mode? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3355 I see that they now deliver below 14th Street. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3356 Is this connected with your being sick recently in the morning? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3357 You really think this is gunna fool Him? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3358 God works in mysterious ways. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3359 I assume it's cherry. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3360 I guess I'll take the blame. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3361 Are you sure it's the Devil's Food Cake that's forbidden? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3362 Considering what's at stake, let's just take a minute and think this through: if it's peeled, sliced, enclosed in a shell of buttered dough and baked into an aromatic and heavenly crust - is it still technically an apple? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3363 Gluten-free you say.... 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3364 It's tempting, but I really must watch what I eat. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3365 I suppose it's better than ribs. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3366 What are we celebrating? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3367 Gotta watch my weight. How 'bout an apple? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3368 Who repaired the oven? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3369 Oy! Now for the rewrite. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3370 Great! This looks a lot better than that silly fruit from a tree. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3371 If I eat it I won't fit into my clothes. If I don't eat it I won't know about clothes. What to do, what to do... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3372 Dear God that smells good. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3373 My eve, how we've evolved! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3374 You baked me a sin?! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3375 I'm not getting kicked out of here for one of your pies... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3376 Sin never tasted so sweet. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3377 forbidden fruit pie? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3378 If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake! 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3379 I think we should get a second opinion. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3380 I like it here, so I hope that's not apple. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3381 You found it on a window sill? What’s a window sill? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3382 It is not an apple pie, is it? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3383 Let me guess…strawberry/rhubarb? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3384 Didn't I mention that I'm gluten intolerant? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3385 Cloves. Allspice. And...sin! I definitely smell sin! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3386 Your euphemism is tempting. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3387 Can I pretend and say it's just like my mother's? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3388 Is it as good as mom's? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3389 If it tastes as good as it smells, you'll be famous! 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
3390 Enough with the ribs, thought we could try a pie for a change. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
3391 Hmm, I did notice we are four and twenty blackbirds short. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3392 It's not the apples I'm worried about, it's the glutin. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3393 It looks and smells delicious, but is it banish-worthy? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3394 Sorry. Can't. I'm gluten free. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3395 Are you sure the disguise will work? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3396 So this is from an old family recipe? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3397 You didn't. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3398 There is always a new form of temptation 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3399 I hope it's not blackbirds, again! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3400 Oh God, apple pie. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3401 I trust that's blueberry. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3402 Are you sure it's organic? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3403 Just like Mom never made. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3404 Are we still in trouble if we don't eat it? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3405 Processed food already? 1.1882 0.05916 85 75 4 6
3406 Thanks, but I'm pretty sure I'd get kicked out for doing that. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3407 Four and twenty blackbirds or eternal temptation? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3408 This'll be the day that I die. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3409 Well, He didn't say anything say anything about baking. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3410 FAKE NEWS via GENESIS 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3411 I just remember her crust being flakier. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3412 perhaps with a slice of cheddar. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3413 Unless you substituted four and twenty blackbirds for apple I think we'd still be busted out of here. 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
3414 I'm not so sure...what is an oven? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3415 Whoa, I just had the strangest dream... 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3416 Somehow I think cherry would be better. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3417 It's blueberry you say? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3418 You've outdone yourself, Eve! I can even smell the original cinnamon! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3419 He didn't say anything about pastries. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3420 So, you're absolutely sure there are no GMOs? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3421 I'm sorry apple was all we had 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3422 It's tempting, but I'm cutting back on carbs. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3423 Oh God, I really wish I could, but I've gone off gluten! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3424 No thank you. I'm trying to cut carbs 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3425 Hmmm...there may be an executive order prohibiting this... 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3426 I don't know Eve. Were they organic apples you used? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3427 Pie are squared. What's that supposed to mean? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3428 Julia Child IS god! 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3429 I'll just have one bite I suppose. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3430 Voted best dessert in the Old Testament... so I was told. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3431 I don't think it matters that it's gluten-free. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3432 no, no trust me it's rhubarb 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3433 Hmm, will He know what's inside the pie? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3434 I prefer blueberry over forbidden fruit. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3435 Wow, whose mom made the pie! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3436 It's called a knish 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3437 Tempting, but I'm paleo. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3438 A la mode? That would make it too sinful." 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3439 Got milk? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3440 you say peach, but it smells like apple to me. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3441 I heard there was an oven but ---! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3442 Apple sounds great, that lemon meringue was awful. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3443 Wow, that looks almost as good as something my mom would bake, if I had a mom. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3444 Blueberry ? Cherry ? No, No, you didn't. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3445 Store-bought crust is a sin! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3446 That better be strawberry rhubarb. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3447 OK, it's not a rock, and it's not a goose... Look how am I supposed to guess this if I haven't eaten of the Tree of Knowledge? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3448 I am tempted to ask how you did this........... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3449 What do you mean, "It's okay because it's a GMO"? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3450 With cane sugar? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3451 I don't know, He says not to try anything that looks or smells delicious. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3452 Does it count if they're baked? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3453 It's our father's favorite! 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3454 Why did you double down on the apple?! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3455 So, sugar is the new evil. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3456 It's not a sin if it's cooked! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3457 I don't know -- blueberry pie is going to mess up the story. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3458 No thanks, I am on a gluten free diet. 1.1860 0.05851 86 76 4 6
3459 Wait...don't tell me...peach? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3460 What... you BAKED it... where did you get the fire? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3461 Sorry, I'm gluten free 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3462 But I gave you my mother's recipe! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3463 You baked what kind of pie? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3464 You had to eat the apple to know how to cook it, right? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3465 Do you remember what happened to the apples I was saving for eternal damnation? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3466 What do you mean, "4 and 20"? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3467 You're sure they were organic? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3468 It's tempting, but I can't. I'm on the Mediterranean diet. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3469 Well, we won't know if it's good until we try it. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3470 'That better be four and twenty blackbirds.' 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3471 Does it have tree nuts? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3472 That better be cherry...... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3473 I think I like your first idea where we use fig leaves. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3474 Did you bring the ice cream? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3475 Is this a trick question? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3476 Funny, it doesn't smell like peach pie. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3477 Okay, what do you mean by Spare Ribs?." 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3478 If it's organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan and Paleo, why not eat it? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3479 Where did you get the apples? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3480 Oh, sorry I'm on the paleo diet. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3481 Not sure... but I think I remember god saying something about not eating carbs 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3482 But Father said that's a gateway dessert. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3483 Just to be sure, that's Blueberry, right? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3484 I'm just worried those left-wing dillatante judges at the New Yorker won't find a caption worthy of their agenda 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3485 That's "mock apple," isn't it? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3486 We did OK with the apple - now let's try the pie. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3487 You never give up, don't you? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3488 I guess it depends on what "apple" means... 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3489 Original diabetes 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3490 I guess it's ok if it came from Whole Foods. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3491 Psssssst. It's just a pie...He didn't say anything about pies... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3492 Well, technically, I suppose you're right. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3493 Not apple, again! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3494 Rhubarb, right? Love it. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3495 So, you're telling me I need to invent something with which to slice it? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3496 Resist! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3497 I would feel more comfortable with a Cherry Pie. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3498 What do you mean, "alternative apple pie"? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3499 Oy vey. You've turned into my mother. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3500 I'm not sure apple pie was a good choice 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3501 the fuck is that? 1.1860 0.05851 86 76 4 6
3502 Okay, but it doesn't smell like rhubarb. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3503 Temptation thy name is pie. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3504 Very tempting....is it gluten free? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3505 WE MUST BE IN AMERICA 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3506 Waitress, I've a premonition this will be to go. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3507 Vegan, gluten-free, and what's the other thing? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3508 This isn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3509 "Sweetheart, don't you just love convention bake? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3510 Oh . . .I was hoping for cherry . . . 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3511 While you rested I baked. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3512 Strawberry and rhubarb, I hope. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3513 You're sure He said "In a pie, it's okay?". Because I really like being naked. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3514 This better be peach! 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3515 But when did you get the...can we even afford an oven? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3516 Can I have blueberry instead? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3517 No thanks. I'm Paleo. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3518 What? Original pie too? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3519 To thank you for giving me your rib, I made you this apple pie! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3520 hmmm...apple? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3521 I get guilt free and gluten free confused. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3522 Funny, but all I smell is fear. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3523 You need a green card not an apple pie 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3524 That Apple pie is even hotter then you. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3525 When did you find time to bake? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3526 Are you sure that this is an acceptable work-around? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3527 But I ordered pizza. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3528 Is this a trick? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3529 Nice, but is it gluten-free? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3530 Ummm, has that pie gone through extreme vetting? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3531 Apples! How did you know? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3532 My gluten sensitivity may end up saving humanity. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3533 Let me guess--is it apple? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3534 I can already feel the burn... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3535 Can I have it ala sin? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3536 Something tells me I've got a lot to learn. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3537 That looks sinful---oops, my bad 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3538 Better not. I'm gluten free. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3539 I'm at a loss as to who should take the first bite. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3540 Wow! Apple pie! Just like Mom used to bake. Wait. I don't have a mom. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3541 Why does it smell like knowledge of good and evil? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3542 You are an American? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3543 You're sure it's a Samsung? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3544 Honey you know I'm still on the paleo diet. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3545 If I have a piece, will you sleep with me? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3546 I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3547 I'm not goin' down for mock apple! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3548 That's really thoughtful, but I'm eating paleo. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3549 What do you mean taste it? I thought Pi was a number 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3550 Does that mean you'll do the cooking? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3551 That's not apple, right? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3552 There's something else I'd prefer you heat up. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3553 Oh no Eve, now an apple pie, are you trying to kill me? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3554 Whoa, not only are the apples on the list, so is the lard, the white sugar and the gluten. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3555 Huh? I asked for the solution to Pi. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3556 Oh no, we were supposed to eat just the apple! 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3557 The snake said we need whipped cream . 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3558 As long as that's not apple pie... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3559 Let's face it...we're both piesexual. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3560 Well, I suppose it's OK if it's cooked . . . 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3561 I could've had a V8! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3562 Now that's an original sin I can live with! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3563 I'm not sure. Did it come from the oven of good and evil? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3564 do you have any ice cream? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3565 No, no, I said you're the apple of my eye. He wanted the pie. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3566 Are you sure it's cherry? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3567 Oh... pie. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3568 They're right, you've come a long way. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3569 Sinful? The crust is whole wheat. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3570 And you promise it's gluten free? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3571 It's organic apple! I heard it's good for you. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3572 I'm tempted, but is it gluten-free? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3573 But they say pie comes before a fall... 1.1860 0.05851 86 76 4 6
3574 '' I hope that's a cherry pie. It's the only kind the snake will eat'' 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3575 Oh please tell me that's a blueberry pie! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3576 So, you ate the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Baking? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3577 You're creeping me out. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3578 It's tempting, but I prefer banana cream. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3579 Wait, is that made from my apple? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3580 But we were told not to eat of the Tree of the Knowledge of Baked Goods and Evils. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3581 Original or extra crispy? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3582 Now we have to leave the garden of eatin' 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3583 Go on, just try a small piece -- it's sinfully good. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3584 And you have a bun in the oven? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3585 Just take a hot bite and don't overthink it, dear. This one is filled with fruit from the Tree of Alternative Facts. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3586 Apple, you say? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3587 And the serpent says this solves the whole apple problem. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3588 A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the bricks. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3589 We were in trouble for picking the fruit, then you had to go and cut it up! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3590 A naked woman with dessert and your complaining. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3591 Okay, but where'd you get the Bisquick? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3592 No worries. As long as the apples are from Mar-a-Lago member countries, the ban does not apply. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3593 --and you went forth and multiplied? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3594 Are you sure? Look where "drink me" got us. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3595 I guess they never said you couldn’t eat an apple pie. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3596 Um, you don't need to compete with my Mom's cooking. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3597 "Are you sure its peach pie"? Joyce Grimm, Pittsburgh. PA 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3598 He promises it's kosher 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3599 Apples again. You can't tempt me by hiding them in a pie. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3600 I asked for ribs, Eve! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3601 May I ask where the apples were sourced? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3602 You made that from scratch? How? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3603 Is that homemade? 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3604 "Alternative facts. Its in the bible. Look it up."- Kellyanne 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3605 Is that your mother's recipe? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3606 Do you think that was wise? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3607 Where in the name of God did you find a convection oven! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3608 How did you know that apple is my favorite? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3609 Well I say we're cooked too. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3610 I thought the oven was broken. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3611 I'd say He's brought temptation to a whole new level, how 'bout you? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3612 I guess this is a safe workaround. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3613 That is tempting, but bare with me, what are the consequences? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3614 Are you presenting me with alternative fruits? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3615 Looks delicious but you'll have to eat it yourself. I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3616 I don't know...does baking remove all or some of the sin? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3617 Local Apples? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3618 So it's ok to eat, because it 's "alternative" apple? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3619 We can do one of two things, eat it and lose Eden or put some whipped cream on it, hit the snake in the face with it, and be the first to do slapstick comedy. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3620 Yeah, I like you and all but I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3621 no no, no no no! pu~lease don't say it's apple 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3622 This will make it even worse. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3623 Ya know, I think I may be too naieve for Humble Pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3624 Who is this "Marie Callender"? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3625 Some of your rib was left over. Hope you like meat pies. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3626 What's fire? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3627 Well, sure, I suppose faux apple would be okay. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3628 I can only eat it if the apples are imported. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3629 Oh, no, Dear! Those apples were supposed to be saved for later. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3630 Since you've gone to all that work 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3631 How very American of you. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3632 So, the Talking Snake said God was okay with this? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3633 You really think He won't notice you in them in the pie? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3634 If only life was as easy as pie. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3635 I feel tingly and I'm swelling up. Are tbere nuts in that? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3636 So what IS in "definitely not apple" pie? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3637 If we told Him we saw it on Baking With Julia, He might reconsider. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3638 I thought we were still Paleo. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3639 For God's sake, I do NOT want to taste a little slice o' heaven, and you can't make me! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3640 I don't know Eve, I've never heard of the tree of knowledge of good baking? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3641 It may be splitting hairs, but I guess it would be ok. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3642 Wow it feels like deja vu only with pie. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3643 Oh geeze! Did I forget the original tin?? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3644 Well, if we're really out of blueberries... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3645 Ohhhh Yeaaahhhhh. I'll ruin paradise for all mankind AND go to hell for a slice of that baby 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3646 Did your mom make it? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3647 As long as it doesn't have apple in it. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3648 When did you learn how to bake? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3649 God hasn't created the rolling pin yet so I had to buy this from that snake... He told me it was organic, or was it original? I forget. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3650 As American as mom, apple pie, and original sin? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3651 What's the bad part? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3652 Oh, my God !! You baked the apple ! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3653 Is there an Android version? 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3654 Does this mean we're going to be deported to America? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3655 Forbidden fruit is fine, I just don't eat gluten. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3656 ...and you're sure that's a mock apple pie? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3657 Naked and Afraid, Episode 21: Pie Puzzlement 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3658 I said "a la mode." 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3659 Isn't gluten forbidden, too? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3660 Hey, Eve, I'm not sure how much longer I can stay in the Garden of Eatin'. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3661 Honestly, I'm more into shepherd's pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3662 No I don't recall any rules about a pie tree. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3663 OMG! How did you get my mother's crust recipe!? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3664 Gee,thanks,but I hope it's not apple. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3665 If that tastes as good as it smells I'll go to Hell in an instant! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3666 In a pie, it's irresistible! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3667 Can we make "American as as Apple Pie" great again?..uh , honey I dunno. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3668 Is there ice cream yet? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3669 I'm gluten intolerant, but I guess eating the filling can't hurt. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3670 No thanks, I don't want to possess the knowledge that carbs are evil. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3671 Maybe later. I'm still full from breakfast. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3672 I said I wanted ribs. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3673 Trust me, it's 3.14159 times better than that apple. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3674 This might fool Him 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3675 Good morning. Have you seen my leaf? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3676 Pulling out all the stops, huh? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3677 Hope this will stick to my ribs. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3678 Eve, I'm not sure... Is it rhubarb? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3679 Is it sin-free? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3680 Eat Of It And You Shall Surely Die Pie is kind of long for the recipe card. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3681 Apples? Are they organic? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3682 Wait. Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3683 Fake News I never ate the apple. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3684 No thanks. Steve already made me a pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3685 Did you pick those from the Tree-of-Double-Entendres? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3686 Eve, you gotta stop hanging out with that snake. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3687 Don't worry, pies aren't on the list. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3688 Is it made with alternative facts? Because I'm allergic to the real thing. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3689 A, I know you and the Big Guy have a thing about apples but they are in season. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3690 Don't act like that snake didn't make that. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3691 C'mon man! Apple Pie again! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3692 Just as long as it isn't apple. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3693 You must try this it's sacrilicious! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3694 Its hot and will make the garden great again 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3695 That smells sinfully good. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3696 Looks sinfully delicious, dear, but it's not exactly Paleo-compliant. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3697 Martha Stewart's past-life regression. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3698 Oh, you’re definitely staying on the island. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3699 He's reallllllyyy not gonna like this I'll bet. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3700 Oh Honey, that is way too many points for our diet. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3701 Technically, Eve, God didn't say we couldn't eat pie. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3702 Temptations from the Newer Testament? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3703 If the lawyers say it's OK, let's eat! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3704 I can't imagine how I could possibly express my appreciation. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3705 If I had a mom, I'm sure it would smell as good as hers. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3706 'Sin there? 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3707 Alternative fact? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3708 I hope you didn't use the forbidden gluten. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3709 I'd have to say that your sweet cakes and buns are much more tempting for me. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3710 But we just went paleo. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3711 Maybe it's okay if you cook it first? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3712 Smells sinful..... please tell me its cherry. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3713 Apple pie! Where did you get the apples? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3714 Quite a divine creation 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3715 Is this what they call original sin? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3716 Well . . . I guess it's ok if it's pecan. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3717 I heard a voice say, "One bite and you have to start wearing clothes." 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3718 Adam---I bet it's sinfully delicious 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3719 This App.... I mean Pear pie *wink, wink* smells amazing. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3720 Remember what happened the last time I took a bite? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3721 Okay. But I'm gonna have to get it "to go". 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3722 How can you bake a pie at a time like this? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3723 Wow! Did you invent fire to cook that pie? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3724 You may have just invented Artisanal Temptation. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3725 So that's civilization! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3726 But does God want us to know about the circumference of a circle? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3727 Eve discovers Martha Stewart 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3728 Your intelligence is sure it'll make the garden great again? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3729 It's not God I am worried about, it's the gluten. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3730 Where'd you get the knowledge to bake? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3731 Alexa, is this going to get me in trouble? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3732 Oops. I forgot to mention I gave up pastries for Lent. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3733 In flagrante delicto a la mode. Tempting... 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3734 I was hoping for chocolate pudding 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3735 Do you really think a snake is the best choice as our diet consultant? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3736 You cooked them? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3737 ... and on the sixth day, God created pyrex bakeware! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3738 Original Diet Sin 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3739 We finally got our piece of the pie! 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3740 That pie was delici....What are thoooose!? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3741 ...but I wanted cherry! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3742 This is organic apple pie; he said it's ok to eat. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3743 Local, Organic? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3744 Are you sure it's a berry pie? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3745 Enough with the metapors, let's just do it! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3746 I've heard about the life of pie. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3747 I'm tempted, but is it gluten-free? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3748 It it's peach, it will change everything. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3749 I forgot which filling I used, but I`m sure it wont change the course of history/ 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3750 American? What in God's name is an American? 1.1786 0.05906 84 75 3 6
3751 Forbidden fruit? Okay, but is it gluten free? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3752 you're SURE you're not still sore about last night? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3753 Smells good but I like to work up an appetite if you know what I mean. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3754 Baked apple pie? Honey, you already had me at the first bite.... 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3755 Luckiest of women; this is the only apple pie forever that will not be compared, unfavorably, with mom's. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3756 That's great, but can you sew? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3757 You say it's fake apple pie, right? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3758 No matter how you slice it up, it doesn't change a thing. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3759 So, you're saying that I can have the pie and eat it, too? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3760 Isn't that a difference without a distinction? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3761 Oh good, at least it's not apple! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3762 Apparently, we're on the eve of destruction. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3763 But that completely goes against the Paleo Diet. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3764 The cinnamon and sugar really bring out the subtle blasphemy notes 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3765 Actually, my favorite is blueberry. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3766 Original Cinnamon Apple, huh? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3767 Is it American? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3768 Ultimately, the only difference is the "packaging". 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3769 Is it free of whatever gluten is? 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3770 There is no way a so-called Garden of Eden serves kale pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3771 Oh, sorry I'm on the paleo diet. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3772 I'm tempted. Is it gluten-free? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3773 What's a pie? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3774 FACT CHECKING THE BIBLE 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3775 Does it look like my mother's? I can't even remember my mother. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3776 Meat Pie again? I wonder if we could use something else? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3777 Peach? I asked for Apple. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3778 Guess what's inside! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3779 Well, you are right, nothing was said about forbidden pie. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3780 Um, Eve? I can see your pie! Also, what's that you're holding? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3781 I'm tempted but you made it with what? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3782 Wow. You're really serious about this knowledge thing. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3783 Oh, Eve. You know I'm gluten free ... 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3784 This is alternative apple pie. Believe me. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3785 I told you to toss that apple in the garbage, not make a pie with it. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3786 Uh - let me guess...apple pie. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3787 Oh silly me. I thought it was just a colorful metaphor. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3788 Looks tempting, but is it gluten-free? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3789 i think you maybe overthought it a little 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3790 wait where and how did you learn to bake? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3791 Apple pie! How original! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3792 Let's call it a frisbee. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3793 Now we've really jumped the shark. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3794 It's an apple pie, Adam. Try it, you'll love it. It's sinfully good. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3795 Well I'll be, God in Her wisdom. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3796 I think I actually prefer remaining oblivious to good and evil. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3797 It's apple, but I don't recall anything about not eating pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3798 It's tempting, but I"m gluten free. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3799 How knowledge of good and evil became mush. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3800 MacIntosh? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3801 I guess it won't hurt to at least try the apple pie. The serpent gave it two fangs up. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3802 Rhubarb and kale? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3803 This seems half baked. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3804 I'm just not sure we should trust a snake with recipes. What's his angle here? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3805 I'm tempted., but I'm allergic to apples. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3806 it doesn't count if it's baked. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3807 I call it Apple version 3.14. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3808 I told her to lay off the apples. Nevertheless, she persisted. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3809 Cooked with knowledge. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3810 Where'd you get the pie pan? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3811 How about if the snake doesn't want it we split it. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3812 You forgot the carnal sauce. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3813 Let me read you the Scripture again 1.1786 0.05906 84 75 3 6
3814 if wer're gonna loose all this, I woulda gone with Jewish apple cake. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3815 I wish I could, but no gluten for me! Maybe just a piece of fruit instead... 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3816 So you just all of a sudden knew how to make a pie? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3817 Don't tell me you were ribbed into baking that. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3818 Do I like apple pie? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3819 It's tempting, but what's inside? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3820 Well, I guess so...your grandmother's recipe, you say? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3821 So, in a pie, we're okay? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3822 It's called pie. Apparently it's sinfully delicious. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3823 Seriously Adam... it's an organic, sugar and fat reduced pie made with non GMO fair trade apples in a union bakery. What could be wrong with that? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3824 Hmm. Not sure that's on the Paleo diet. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3825 Maybe just a sliver? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3826 And again, so you found the apples on the ground? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3827 Don't you lower your eyes! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3828 Aah, life with pie 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3829 You're right, Eve! There were no commands about not eating pies. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3830 Oh, wow, did you make that from scratch? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3831 Holy crap, girl! The temptation to be religiously and politically incorrect here is almost irresistible. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3832 The snake said it's not a sin if we don't have it ''a la mode''. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3833 I hope that's finger food. We don't have any knives or forks. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3834 Please tell me this isn't apple pie 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3835 Is that blueberry or apple? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3836 Honey, if He gets a whiff of this, we're out of here! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3837 Wicked! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3838 So we're bypassing Paleo? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3839 Apple pie again? Don't we have some of that baklava left over? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3840 Who are the Morgans and why did they send us an apple pie? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3841 We’ve been over this with the cider, the butter, the sauce, the jelly, and the fritters, but it’s still just a distinction without a difference. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3842 Eve, that smells so good - are you sure it is not forbidden? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3843 What's next; motherhood? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3844 Don't tempt me! All I want is an apple. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3845 I didn't know you were an American 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3846 I'm sorry Eve, you know I have celiac disease. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3847 Oh gee, I'm gluten free. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3848 Any chance that's blueberry? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3849 The first "form over substance" conundrum! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3850 God knows you are not Martha Stewart. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3851 Gees, I sure hope there's a loophole in that whole forbidden fruit thing. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3852 Sure, throw it in my face. What could go wrong? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3853 Now I wish I hadn't eaten of the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Bad Fats. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3854 It's not the apples I'm worried about. Does God know you used his oven? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3855 So, it's an apple derivative not an apple? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3856 Did he say anything about "extreme vetting" when he gave you this recipe? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3857 No thanks Eve....still stuffed from the apple fritters you made for breakfast! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3858 I don't like peach pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3859 sorry, no, i'm paleo 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3860 You say I'll know when I eat it. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3861 " I sure as hell hope that it's a berry pie. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3862 It says on the sticker: education apple pie, not to be eaten within the borders of Eden 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3863 This isn't what I had in mind when you said "biblical proportions" 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3864 You remind me of my mother, which is weird because I don't have a mother. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3865 Tell me before I take a bite, did it grow on a tree? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3866 Ssssssucker. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3867 Look, the tweet was pretty clear. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3868 Please tell me it's cherry, not apple. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3869 - Bannon Genesis 3 : 6 - 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3870 It's to be eternally tormented for. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3871 And you can cook too?! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3872 Oh great! Now He'll probably banish us to America. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3873 Smells incredible. What's the surprise in the middle? 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3874 I don't know, it seems kind of half baked to me. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3875 Apple? But we’re in the height of peach season... 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3876 he says if we eat all of it, we'll become republicans for life 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3877 O.k., but only if it is gluten free. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3878 Why is it called Paradise Lost Pie? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3879 Now, where do we find the ice cream tree? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3880 Thanks, but I'm waiting for a delivery from the pizza guy. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3881 Don't worry, it's blueberry. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3882 I can't imagine that adding ice cream is going to make this less sinful. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3883 Your grandma's recipe? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3884 I was hoping for strawberry rhubarb. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3885 Shouldn't I just have a V8? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3886 Baked apple pie -- you've made history! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3887 I've gone gluten-free. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3888 Thank GOD you used blueberries! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3889 Not apple pie again!! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3890 So you used the apples from the tree but is the pie gluten free? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3891 You know, I'm still not getting this whole concept of'eating'. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3892 Why do you persist? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3893 Well if it's made with organic apples, it can't be bad for me ... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3894 I call it an Apple Piethon. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3895 Steve Jobs already got the patent! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3896 Are you sure He said, 'Let there be pie'? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3897 Suddenly, I'm filled with carnal lust. Oh, and you're lookin' good, too, Mama! 1.1786 0.05906 84 75 3 6
3898 I'm supposed to trust you, and believe that you've made pie great again? 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3899 If it's in pie form, it can't be evil? Right?!? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3900 Listen to me, Eve. This is important. Did you snack on the apples while you were making the pie? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3901 I can't see it, but it sure smells like apple. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3902 That smells amazing, babe. But remember I gave up carbs? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3903 This looks like the mother of all half-baked ideas 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3904 Wait, where did you find an apple pie tree? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3905 One bite of one apple was bad enough. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3906 Let's see...He didn't say anything about pies, and there's no lawyers yet, so I guess it's okay. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3907 My my, Miss American Pie, where's the whiskey and rye? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3908 No, no...apple ploy! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3909 I...uh...think I'm falling for you! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3910 'We're being evicted, so I grabbed enough for pie." 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3911 Should I ask why you have that pie or what happened last night first? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3912 And on the 7th day, She created pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3913 That is a sinfully good looking pie 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3914 Somehow it reminds me of mom's. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3915 You asked the serpent for that? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3916 Do you swear to god that it's blueberry this time? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3917 So, this 'fire' thing, it works how? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3918 I don't think apple pie gets us off the hook. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3919 Would it kill you to stay in character just once? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3920 Pumpkin? Blueberry? Cherry? Give me a hint. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3921 Oh wow, A Forbidden Fruit Pie! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3922 This doesn't look like it grows on the tree, I take a bite. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3923 Yikes! I think we're off-script. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3924 Alternate fact: original sin is replaced by apple pie. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3925 Better. But is it gluten-free? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3926 When I said I wanted a piece, I didn't mean that type of pie. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3927 Your not trying to trick me into eating fruit from the tree of good and evil again, are you? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3928 Who knew eternal sin could come dressed in a Martha Stewart crust? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3929 No apples, right? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3930 I'm sorry Kellyanne but those apples smell real to me so you've either been misinformed or you're lying. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3931 That Food Network recipe is gonna get us thrown out of here. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3932 One apple made that whole pie? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3933 So, you're telling me He meant no iPhones or other Apple products? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3934 Does everything have to be Americanized? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3935 I guess I could ask Him, but I just think that, even peeled and baked, it's still forbidden. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3936 I'm gluten free. Can we just have fruit? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3937 Are you sure it's peach? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3938 I'm tempted. Is it gluten-free? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3939 OK, it's organic, gluten-free, sugar-free, with a whole wheat crust made with skim milk. Why the health concern? What harm could an apple pie do? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3940 Did you say there's ice cream back at your place? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3941 A pizza would have been more tempting. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3942 You're not smiling. Do you know something I don't know? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3943 I don't know Eve, Im trying to be good. Do you have an apple? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3944 The pie that revealed the first tart 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3945 You sure that's safe? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3946 What could go wrong? You used the organic apples and the guilt free flour. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3947 It really doesn't smell like chicken pot pie. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3948 I feel like I should know more about gluten first. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3949 Shepherd's Pie? I thought we were vegans. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3950 Filming continues on the "American Pie" prequel. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3951 I wonder if this means something. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3952 Lilith, I've actually met someone else.... 1.1786 0.05906 84 75 3 6
3953 I forgot the ribs. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3954 Knowledge in a pie? Did we just get irony, too? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3955 Why not. Just 300 calories. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3956 You want me to do what for that slice? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3957 Peach? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3958 I'm not sure pie qualifies as an alternative fact? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3959 Thanks, but I'm really in the mood for a piece of fresh fruit. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3960 Do you think He'll like it and let us stay? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3961 But dearest, half-baked knowledge is not the solution to fake news 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3962 So you're sure it doesn't contain any of those little red balls, that hang from the Tree of Knowledge? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3963 That apple pie smells so good. Just one bite can't hurt. Ice Cream? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3964 So that's what happened with all the blackbirds! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3965 Well, when you put it that way... 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3966 Does pie count, Lord? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3967 Come on. Look at what Trump is getting away with. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3968 You mean if I eat this apple pie you will never walk around nude again! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3969 One cup of flour, a tablespoon of cinnamon, and 8 cups of thinly sliced forbidden fruit 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3970 Not apple I hope 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3971 Yeah Eve, I don't think baking God a pie from the tree of knowledge is going to make up for what happen. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3972 What about this isn't forbidden? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3973 Oh, my God!--how'd you know? Just like Dad's! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3974 Somehow I doubt you've baked off all the ramifications. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3975 Oh, Go on! Don't be such a wuss! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3976 Aargh! There you go again, trying to take it up a notch. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3977 No problem. It's BAKED apple! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3978 So it's cherry...right? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3979 What the hell is a locavore? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3980 So an apple by another name really is not an apple?! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3981 No thanks, I prefer peach pie. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3982 Wrong. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3983 For God's sake, Eve, I'm gluten-free. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3984 God didn't tell me you could bake.too! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3985 Apple pie? Are we pregnant, too? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3986 I thought the Forbidden Bakery was closed on Sundays! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3987 Pears, you say? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3988 I've already eaten too many apples today. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3989 I beginning to understand why you're not doing so well in law school. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3990 You're right! Nothing was said about baking, or pie! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3991 You're amazing. Do you think you could make one of those with apples? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3992 I hope you got those apples at the supermarket. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3993 He asks if you incuded the original cinnamon. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3994 Does it still count as a bite if they're cooked? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3995 No, I heard what you said...I just have no idea what you mean by "oven." 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3996 You say you were made from one of my ribs and a talking snake taught you how to cook? I suppose now you want me to take a taste. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3997 OMG! There's one in the oven? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3998 Well, if it's your mom's original recipe, I guess I have to try it. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3999 Eve, you didn't use any apples in this, did you? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4000 Who's Granny Smith, and why are we naming apple pies after her? 1.1786 0.05906 84 75 3 6
4001 Come on...What's in the pie, Eve? What's in the pie? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4002 That is tempting... but I was told there would be a gluten free option? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4003 Um, baking it into a pie doesn't make it any less sinful. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4004 Way to think outside the orchard. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4005 Give me a sec. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4006 Wow that smells awesome. Let me just grab our clothes first. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4007 It's fine for me but the serpent is gluten free. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4008 So, forgetting an anniversary is now a sin? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4009 That's a pie like no mom ever made. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4010 I don't know. He said that if we ate those apples he would punish us with something called leisure suits. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4011 Yes, Eve, I agree that He never mentioned the word'pie'--I just hate to wash out on a technicality 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4012 Thanks, but I'm gluten-free. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4013 I'd love a bite of your apple . . . pie? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4014 Surely He won't mind if we have it a la mode. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4015 This is moving too fast. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4016 I really wanted Apple stock. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4017 Are you sure he won't know? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4018 Thank goodness, I thought you wanted ribs again for dinner. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4019 Check the ingredients label. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4020 It's so much more tempting when it's hot! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4021 Was there no mention of ice cream? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4022 I get where the apple came from, but the metal tray is still in question. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4023 Umm, so which fruit did you use? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4024 You realy didn't have to go through all this trouble. A plain apple will do. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4025 I heard them singing "bye bye Miss American Pie" 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4026 I hope the franchise is worth the extra sin. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4027 Cherry?...Peach?...Pecan?..Rhubarb?” 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4028 Smells tempting but I'd prefer an apple 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4029 Ya think it's forbidden any way we eat it? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4030 ...And, darling, the best part is no real apples have been used in the making of this pie! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4031 Hold on, is that a Marie Callender's pie of knowledge? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4032 I'm just not sure if 'locally grown' and 'non-GMO' is really enough to make it guilt-free... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4033 Sorry honey. I think I'm losing my taste for this particular fruit 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4034 sh*t that's gonna go straight to my ass. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4035 Smells great honey. Is it gluten free? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4036 Not this apple pie trick again 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4037 Are you sure it's all natural? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4038 Is that cooked in an original tin? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4039 Please be peach this time. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4040 Tempted? Definitely - but the fork has not been invented. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4041 I don't understand. What do you mean,'nothing's better than motherhood and apple pie? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4042 How did you get the knowledge to bake? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4043 Uh, I don't know. Is it gluten free? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4044 What do you mean, snake pie? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4045 I don't think adding a crust will change His mind. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4046 So it's the calories that make it sinful? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4047 It's Garden of "Eden", not "Eating". 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4048 Can I have that to go? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4049 Am I the father? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4050 There's something troubling me. On what day of the week did God say, 'Let there be pie'? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4051 Sure! I mean, he didn't say anything about pies, did he? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4052 Look, I already ate the fruit. I'm full. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4053 I don't have a fork! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4054 When life hands you apples, make apple pie? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4055 Another original? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4056 Don't even ask how I baked this. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4057 I dunno. The fall from grace is bad enough...but gluten? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4058 No, I'm sure I said cherry, Eve -- cherry pie! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4059 I thought we agreed on the banana cream. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4060 I think you've misreading Genesis. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4061 On the eighth day we got Food Network 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4062 "Is the crust Vegan"? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4063 Technically, pie is NOT fruit.... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4064 I don't know. You sure they're organic apples? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4065 Let me think. God said don’t eat the forbidden fruit. He didn’t say anything about not eating pie. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4066 What sinful creation are you making me try now? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4067 Um, you say the snake taught you to make it? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4068 "White" Lie or Alternative Fact? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4069 How did you bake that? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4070 Nice of you to cook up the extra apples, but I prefer a cigarette after. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4071 You're right, he didn't mention gluten specifically. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4072 The lord never said"Do not eat an apple pie,"or did he? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4073 Since God gave us apples, we'll eat pie. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4074 American? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4075 "Blueberry?......I really wanted apple.... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4076 Where's the vanilla ice cream? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4077 He swears original sin is the cause of erectile dysfunction. But this will fix both 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4078 The original gluten sin. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4079 Cherry I presume? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4080 And I forgot to invent cutlery again. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4081 Now that you mention it, he didn't say apple ...pie 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4082 Rhubarb huh? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4083 And we speak English, right? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4084 This doet feel right. Regardless of how you dress it up, it is still forbidden. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4085 What kind of pie is it? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4086 Don't tempt me Eve. You know I'm on a low carb diet. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4087 I thought you had a headache. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4088 Baked in a what?? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4089 I'm more of a mince meat guy, but a little piece of apple won't hurt. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4090 Janet, you're so creative! Eve just went out for some apples, and look what you've done already! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4091 Is that your famous 'Expulsion Pie'? Maybe I'll try it this time. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4092 Eve,you continue to amaze me! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4093 Really, it's peach, it just looks like apple. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4094 It's gluten-free, right Eve? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4095 Eve, how many apples did you pick? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4096 What's the lesser sin: ice cream or cheddar cheese? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4097 Are we sure God made you out of my ribs and not a lawyer's? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4098 Now I'm confused. Is it still fruit if it's in a pie? And is God an originalist? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4099 Jesus, Mary and Trader Joe's! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4100 No, wait - that's technologically impossible. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4101 I'm confused, do I only get a bite or can I eat the whole thing? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4102 And you're absolutely SURE that smell is pumpkin? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4103 ``Eve, honey, try to understand this. A pie doesn't make the fruit less forbidden.'' 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4104 How kind ! But aren't you veering off script ? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4105 You're sure this is gluten free? 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
4106 But you said if I showed you mine you'd show me yours. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4107 How did you know? America hasn't been invented yet, and I don't even have a mom! 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4108 No no no Adam it's pronounced cinnamon not sinnamon. 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
4109 More tempting, yes, but can I get it a la mode? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4110 Blueberry? I thought this was supposed to be paradise? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4111 The Story of the Garden of Eatin' 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4112 Sorry, but I'll only risk ticking God off for a Dutch Apple pie. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4113 Black birds again. I'd rather apples. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4114 Humm, for some reason, a cherry pie just doesn't seem right. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4115 Your snake just bit me. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4116 Jesus Christ Eve, I only asked for a rib! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4117 I really hope that's a mock apple pie. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4118 Yeah I think a BLUEBERRY pie should be ok? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4119 He didn't say ANYTHING about not making a pie out of the fruit... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4120 I hope that's not an apple pie. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4121 Blueberry pie again? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4122 Apple pie again? You know I prefer blueberries. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4123 You're sure it's gluten-free? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4124 I've gone Paleo, but I don't think a bite will kill me. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4125 What--apple pie again? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4126 Who told you that if we eat it standing up, it doesn't count? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4127 Eve, you are a devil in the bedroom and a devil in the kitchen 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4128 Smells like hell. How about you just give me my rib back instead. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4129 I'm pretty sure He didn't mean gluttony. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4130 Is motherhood next? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4131 Tempting, but I'm worried about gluten. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4132 It has nothing to do with your baking skills 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4133 On the 6th day god made pie, and on the 7th, he better make some damn clothes. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4134 No thanks. I don't want to know that much. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4135 And you're saying that if I take a bite of this, then I'll think of something clever to submit? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4136 So, it's either eternal damnation or pie. Could you throw in some vanilla ice cream? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4137 Oh my God, Eve! You made a pie with the forbidden fruit too?!? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4138 "I may live to regret this but could I have it a la mode? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4139 It's tempting, but I"m gluten free. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4140 Are you sure He gave us a baked forbidden fruit exception? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4141 Eve, if we turn it into apple pie you think the old man will still be mad if we eat it? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4142 "No thanks, I'm allergic to apples 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4143 Where did you find a bakery? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4144 You've come a long way, baby. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4145 Oh, Eve, you are the apple of my pie. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4146 Biblcal Alternative Fact ..Exodus 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4147 I forget. Is a la mode more, or less sinful? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4148 Eve, please pack your knives and go. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4149 Are you sure it's organic? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4150 It smells so darn tempting, the hell with the calories! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4151 it's either me or the snake... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4152 Wow, I love cherry pie. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4153 Honey, don't you remember, I am allergic to apple? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4154 No, I haven't "Eden." 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4155 I hope it tastes just like Mom's did. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4156 Are you sure it's not apple pie? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4157 Adam eat the apple pie and you'll stop asking for your rib back. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4158 A completely different apple, you say? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4159 Don't worry, it's vegan. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4160 Half baked? Well, here's to the future of human knowledge... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4161 If this is terrible we're both getting voted off. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4162 Did God say something about cooked? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4163 I don't think that's going to make it any better! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4164 Honey, he told me there were no apples in this fruit pie-cross my heart and hope to die. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4165 So you're American? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4166 Have we just discovered the relationship between a circle's diameter and its circumference? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4167 Why is it called a pie-thon? 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
4168 Tempting, but I'm on a gluten-free-dairy-free diet. I'll just have an apple. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4169 Shouldn't the knowledge of good and evil come gluten-free? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4170 Fine, but all we really need is one crummy apple to get us outta here! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4171 No ice cream? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4172 You mean they let into the bakery like that?!? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4173 Boston cream isn't forbidden, is it? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4174 Nope. That won't work. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4175 If it's not gluten free we're out of here for sure. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4176 Hey, wow. That looks great, but I should really get going... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4177 Wait, Why does the forbidden fruit tree seem so barren now? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4178 I'm glad you're off the fresh fruit kick. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4179 You're a regular Suzie Homemaker, and I don't really even know what that means... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4180 Do I smell apples? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4181 Er, I'm actually paleo. Try Steve. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4182 And on the eighth day, He created euphemism 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4183 And with fruit from that tree? Well, what do you know? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4184 Where did you learn to cook Mom's apple pie? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4185 Welcome to the Garden of Eatin'. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4186 So much for the Paleo diet. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4187 Yes, I'm very hungry but let the serpent have the first bite. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4188 You baked me a pie with the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4189 Nice try, but I don't think that's going to get either of us off the hook 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4190 Where did you hide your oven? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4191 Uhmmm - let me guess. Cherry? Plum? Peach? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4192 Jesus, Eve - Where'd you get that pie? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4193 Maybe leave this one out of the Bible... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4194 Snake told me if we baked the apples first they'd be no repercussions. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4195 Not to worry. Snake says "it's a peach pie." 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4196 You know I prefer the Dutch crumb topping. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4197 My tree told me 3.14159... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4198 Thanks, hon, but that was ALL of the figs. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4199 Wow, tempting---is it gluten-free? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4200 "Aw c'mon it's motherhood and apple pie". 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4201 I don't know, Forbidden Pie seems a little decadent. What else you got? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4202 Apple pie ? Apple, apple, apple...What is it about APPLE ? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4203 Tempting! But sorry, I'm gluten free. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4204 Good, I couldn't afford to lose another rib. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4205 You couldn't have used cherries? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4206 Please tell me this isn't apple pie 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4207 Tempting, but is it gluten- free? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4208 For the Garden and millions of human souls I am going need some ice cream and coffee with that. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4209 Why am I less tempted by apple pie than I am by the urge to grab some pussy? 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
4210 Great, now what will we call it? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4211 Does it always have to be Apple? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4212 I left an apple here--have you seen it? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4213 I'll take that to go. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4214 I'll tell Steve you stopped by. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4215 An alternative apple is still an apple, Eve. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4216 This is like that "pushing the toothpaste back in the tube" thing we were talking about. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4217 Pretty sure store bought pies also count. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4218 Since it's your first one, I thought it would be a cherry pie. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4219 Chicken? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4220 Do you have any Girl Scout cookies? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4221 He clearly said not to, but I do have a weakness for apple pie. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4222 What's an apple? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4223 What else can you make in your oven? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4224 We've got blueberries, peaches, and cherries; and you have to make apple pie! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4225 Hmm. Naked and unaware or aware and fat? 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
4226 So, where exactly did you get those apples? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4227 Oh no! Apple? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4228 Maybe it's this pie that is arousing me, Eve. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4229 Isn't it a bit soon,Eve has only been gone a day 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4230 So that's where the apple went. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4231 God said we couldn't eat the apple, he said nothing about making it into a pie. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4232 First, he fell for pie. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4233 Does this mean that the "Tree of Knowledge" is basically a cook book? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4234 So, I'm guessing gluten is the fall of man. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4235 Gee, I really shouldn't . . . 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4236 I know where you came from, and I'm not eatin' that pie thing until I know where IT came from. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4237 That's a lotta pie for one apple! 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4238 Mmmm. sure smells like a pear pie to me. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4239 Did He say it was okay to eat apple PIE? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4240 Alternative theological fact: "Don't worry, hon, the big guy's power is WAY overrated!" 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4241 'Original Sin, à la mode' 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4242 Is it gluten-free? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4243 If that's apple pie does it bend the rules? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4244 Wait, are you sure He said rhubarb? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4245 I know that peach is your favorite, but it's not in season. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4246 But where'd you get the apples? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4247 Apple pie? What I really want is your cherry. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4248 Where'd you get the knowledge to bake that? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4249 I'm pretty sure God didn't say anything about baked apples being sinful, right? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4250 Shouldn't we wait until Sunday? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4251 Wait, did you say your name was Eve Bannon? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4252 Well, since you put it THAT way!! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4253 I asked what's in it. Waddaya mean, 'Nothing'? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4254 I said fig leaf, not fig pie! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4255 Where's the ice cream? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4256 This'll take a while to digest. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4257 Although technically, we're good. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4258 A voice just told me that gluten-free crust is the least of my worries. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4259 I already said no; making a pie out of it doesn't change anything. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4260 First clothing and now baking?! Eve, how did you learn how to do all this? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4261 Yeah I like this option better. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4262 Everyone knows a slice of apple pie a day will keep the devil away. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4263 What's a Bake Sale? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4264 I just don't think my mid-neck should be called an Adam's- Apple- Pie . 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4265 Well, as long as it's gluten free... 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4266 Excuse me, my pie is up here. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4267 Are you sure it is gluten free? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4268 Apples shmapples. I think you have boobs. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4269 How can I resist your Devil's Food pie ! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4270 You got the recipe from whom?? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4271 why are we eating this without clothes again? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4272 I'm offering you desert before the main course 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4273 Are you sure He meant only RAW apples? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4274 Store-bought? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4275 I'm confused. is this for me or the serpent. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4276 Apples! Apples! Apples! Enough already, for heaven's sake! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4277 I understand they're organic. I wanted to know where they're sourced. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4278 Smells so good. You say there are apples in there... and baking nullifies the after-effects? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4279 That crust looks divine! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4280 We're going to need a lot more comfort food. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4281 You paid how much for that at Whole Foods? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4282 SERIOUSLY, you really shouldn't have! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4283 Original sin always tastes better baked. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4284 How American of you. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4285 Don't tell me. You cut the forbidden fruit and used the wood from the tree to bake the pie. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4286 Oh wow! You've brought the new iPie. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4287 You're right. How many people can say they have had a pie in Paradise? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4288 Well, I guess maybe a small slice wouldn't hurt. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4289 I thought we agreed - no more gifts. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4290 What did you do with my apples? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4291 But is it vegan? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4292 You tempt me with a pie and alternate facts? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4293 Wow, did you make that all by yourself? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4294 It's OK. The apples are cooked in the pie. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4295 Well, yeah, I was just smoking some of that weed over there and I really have the munchies now, and I guess if you already picked the apples we don't want to waste them and I guess there not really apples anymore anyway so yeah it's all good. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4296 It's plum. I promise. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4297 I'm cool with the apples, but is it gluten-free? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4298 Fuji? Gala? Granny Smith? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4299 Don't worry, it's a meat pie. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4300 I don't think adding the word "pie" to it is going to fool him. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4301 Biology class finals week at DeVos University 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4302 Might as well go for broke. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4303 Eve, how did you learn to bake an apple pie? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4304 'You used fallen apples? My favorite! Let's share! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4305 If eating the apple will get us kicked out, I wonder what’s the penalty for using an oven? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4306 Listen Adam, I have an idea but it's sort of half-baked. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4307 Wait, did He say "Pie cometh before The Fall"? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4308 without ice cream? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4309 We'll just tell God that...we ate it all. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4310 Oh no! You've cooked the deal! 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4311 In for a penny, in for a pound, I guess. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4312 I'ts called a forbidden fruit pie? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4313 Let's try this again.... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4314 Oh...umm...about that tree... 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4315 I have not been briefed about the contents of this pie. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4316 Is it guilt free and gluten free? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4317 Behold! A wisdom pastry. Perhaps we shall call it pi. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4318 So glad you found another use for those figs! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4319 Not *knowledge* pie... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4320 Well, at least we did make it past the apple. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4321 So this is awkward, but I already made plans with them good ole boys drinkin' whiskey and rye. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4322 Uh, no thanks...I have a headache 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4323 He didn't say "Thou shalt not eat apple PIE!" 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4324 Now all we need is a nice Moscatel to go with this. Any ideas? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4325 Eve, are you sure you used the recipe from the Ritz box? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4326 I swear, it's a cherry pie! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4327 This must be the Original Sinful dessert 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4328 I made it myself. After you made me. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4329 How could I possibly work off all those calories? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4330 You know I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4331 The Book of Genesis, Chapter 3 according to Betty Crocker 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4332 Perhaps Boston cream might be safer? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4333 Honey, you know I only eat raw fruits and vegetables. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4334 What, no blueberry? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4335 It’s what I fantasize my mom making. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4336 How'd you bake it? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4337 Nice... What kind is it? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4338 What do I think? I think you're a terrific baker and a terrible lawyer. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4339 Well, since we don't have Moms I'm guessing this must be apple pie. 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
4340 You can't know if it's any good until you try it, Adam. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4341 Would it be a sin if I wanted peach instead? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4342 Mind if I split it with Steve? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4343 I just can't believe it'll be as good as my Mom's. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4344 You probably could have talked me into the apple, but I don't eat gluten. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4345 Pie of Knowledge?" I must say it's tempting. 1.1687 0.05639 83 74 4 5
4346 Thanks, but I'm watchin' my carbs. Wanna just have sex instead? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4347 You know I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4348 God. I think Eve is a bad influence on me. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4349 This feels so very wrong, but if you throw in some Haagen Dazs vanilla, I could be persuaded. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4350 Eve baby when I said I wanted to taste your pie that was a euphemism. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4351 Do you have it ‘a la mode?’ 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4352 But I'm gluten free. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4353 So that's what you did with my apple! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4354 Seems half-baked to me. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4355 I told you to get peaches. PEACHES. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4356 Did you hear that? Someone just hissed "à la mode." 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4357 No thanks. I just ate a bunch of my own head lice. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
4358 Gosh Eve! Only if it's gluten-free. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4359 You know I'm trying to cut out sugar. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4360 You know I only do gluten-free. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4361 With this raw, organic, no sugar, vegan, gluten-free, paleo, macrobiotic pie, I thee wed. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4362 "It's my mothers recipe". 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4363 A gift of piety. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4364 So sugar and carbs make it ok? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4365 You know I'm supposed to stay away from gluten. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4366 Smells like it was worth it! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4367 apple, apple pie, he won't know the difference. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4368 And the snake swears it's gluten-free? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4369 Behold, the apple pie of the tree of knowledge. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4370 I would love to, but I'm gluten-free. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4371 Garden of Eatin' 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4372 Super! Did you make the crust from scratch? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4373 No thanks, I'm full 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4374 Yes, but is it gluten free? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4375 Gosh, I'm sorry Eve, but I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4376 How did you know I love four-and-twenty blackbirds? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4377 I don't know, honey. If eating one apple will get us kicked out of The Garden of Eden, then a whole pie might give Trump a second term. I think I rather starve. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4378 I would, but I'm off gluten. That stuff is evil. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4379 Uh...it doesn't small like Peach Pie 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4380 Um...smells great, Eve, but are you sure it's paleo? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4381 You didn't? My favorite? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4382 Apple pie, don't tempt me. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4383 Would ala mode be too taboo? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4384 Are you sure it is a no sugar, no added knowledge recipe? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4385 And here I thought the neighbors didn't approve of our nudist ways. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4386 The Gluten of Eden 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4387 I'm gluten-free. Maybe just an apple? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4388 I don't know. My Dad says I'm alergic. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4389 I'll bet that would go great with ice cream! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4390 Now eternal damnation is worth it! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4391 I hope that is blueberry. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4392 You and the apple pie are just fine honey - its losing my immortality that's giving me pause. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4393 Alternate apple? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4394 Now what have you and your friend cooked up? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4395 Apple huh?.. very tempting but I shouldn't. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4396 Its Apple Pie. Right? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4397 ...no, high fructose corn syrup wasn't forbidden. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4398 Is it gluttony free? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4399 I'd actually prefer strawberry-rhubarb. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4400 And you promise it's gluten free? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4401 IT LOOKS VERY TEMPTING....BUT DOES IT CONTAIN ANY NUTS??? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4402 You promise it's blueberry, right? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4403 Hiss . . . what a tart! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4404 The pie's the limit! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4405 You're the apple of my pie. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4406 My mother's recipe. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4407 Is it my Father's recipe? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4408 If we are getting thrown out of here for this, at least you could have thrown on some vanilla ice cream! 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4409 My Mother always made it with a lattice crust. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4410 An apple pie? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4411 I hope the boys don't fight over it. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4412 I agree ... adding the cinnamon makes it smell so sinful! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4413 It's been to hell and back, so you're safe. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4414 Now we've got to work on the "mom" part. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4415 Are you sure it is blueberry? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4416 I guess if it is cooked, it might be OK to eat. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4417 No worries. It's a CHERRY pie! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4418 "Now what were God's precise words about eating the apple? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4419 Please, just one bite. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4420 Are you sure it's not apple pie? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4421 Wow - there's nothing more seductive than a freshly-baked apple pie. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4422 Forbidden my ass! 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4423 Whew, not another half-baked idea! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4424 Please tell me it's not...apple pie! 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4425 This is going a little too quickly for me. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4426 Please don't tell me you made that with forbidden fruit. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4427 Trust me, God didn't say anything about apple pie. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4428 Where did you get the recipe? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4429 I forgot the ice cream. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4430 But are the apples organic? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4431 He said no gluten. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4432 You do know I'm allergic to cinnamon right? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4433 Yea, even in a pie I think it's still considered 'Forbidden Fruit.' 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4434 Want some Humble Pie? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4435 It's cherry. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4436 That look absolutely sinful; I'm tempted to eat the whole thing. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4437 Thanks but I already had an apple. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4438 You didn't say, "save room for dessert" 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4439 That does not look paleo to me 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4440 Crust Almighty that smells good! What are you trying to do to me? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4441 Um... I prefer cherry. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4442 Honey, that better not be an apple pie. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4443 Clever Eve; but why don't we just avoid apple to be on the safe side? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4444 Holy mackerel! Just like my mom used to bake! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4445 Apple or blackbird? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4446 Please tell me that this is NOT! an apple pie. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4447 I don't care where the apples came from so long as you used my Mother's recipe! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4448 Thanks for the rib! 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4449 This decision is not as easy as pie 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4450 Will we feel any less shame because you baked it? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4451 Remember that big, old, apple? Voila. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4452 Who can turn down homemade? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4453 Someday that will represent all that used to be good. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4454 Smells heavenly, but I'm off gluten. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4455 If that won't make him come down we're getting a dog. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4456 Once again, I simply don't care for apples. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4457 I thought we were on the Raw Food Diet? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4458 I hope it's not rhubarb again. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4459 And on the eighth day God created Dutch apple. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4460 Maybe we should have peach pie. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4461 I'm off carbs. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4462 That better be a blue berry pie! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4463 Peach?! I was hoping for apple. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4464 But...gluten is forbidden! 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4465 Is that Kosher? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4466 Is that same fruit in it? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4467 First the apple, then the pie, what's next, ice cream? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4468 It's vegan, fat-free, gluten-free, soy-free, antibiotics-free, low carb, non GMO and 100% organic. I promise. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4469 Again? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4470 I guess it's okay if it's alternative fruit. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4471 I'm more of a peach cobbler kind of guy. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4472 I'm glad you can cook, I'm going to be a plumber. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4473 What is the value of pie?" "Have some and you'll know. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4474 Maybe we need to slow down a little. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4475 Yum, hot apple pie; where's the ice cream. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4476 'I'm gluten intolerant.' 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4477 It's cherry, right? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4478 God's law is one thing, but pie is another. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4479 Thought we could use a change...I call it "Adam's Apple Pie!" 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4480 I think we should call Adams Apple Pie 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4481 You know we aren't suppose to eat refined sugar 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4482 For now, let's just call it pie for short. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4483 What do you mean you want to see other people? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4484 I guess a little gluten won't hurt. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4485 Let me guess--the recipe comes with Ten Commandments. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4486 I'm tempted, but I can't eat gluten. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4487 Knowing him, he will revoke our green cards. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4488 But how do we know it's gluten free? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4489 OMG! Was it tonight? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4490 I baked it with your sins. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4491 No matter how you serve it. It's still an apple! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4492 As Eden as apple pie 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4493 Not a la mode? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4494 Even more forbidden. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4495 Wow! You found another pie. Those cows are amazing. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4496 Don't tell me it's your mother's recipe 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4497 Impressive, but it better be one of those guilt-free desserts. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4498 But I just went gluten-free 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4499 Please, not apple pie 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4500 Eve, that's so thoughtful, but unfortunately I'm on a paleo diet. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4501 I can't. It's just too sinful. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4502 You say it's called a 'tarte aux pommes'? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4503 To my knowledge pi(e) is completely irrational. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4504 Forget the "forbidden fruit" thing. I need to know if it's gluten-free, low-carb, non-GMO, non-fat, cage-free, and all-organic. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4505 I just don't see what's wrong with using plain old fruit. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4506 Would it be a sin not eating that ? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4507 Mincemeat? Really? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4508 So if you bake them in a pie it's not an apple ban? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4509 Looks tempting, but I'm afraid the gluten will come back to bite me. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4510 That's tempting, but I just started Paleo. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4511 Well maybe if you didn't have a headache all the time... 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4512 Is that apple or peach? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4513 My mother always served it a la mode. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4514 Pretty sure he said apples are okay. It's the gluten I'm worried about. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4515 Really? It's not cherry? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4516 And you're sure we can eat it now that it's prepared this way? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4517 For the love of God, please tell me that crust is gluten-free. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4518 I don't know, Eve. I've been watching my sugar intake, and God has me on a strict Paleo diet. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4519 Uh...Gluttony... Lust...God I HATE when this happens. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4520 You know I'm allergic to gluten, right? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4521 1)I should have known "The Tree of Knowledge" was a cookbook. 2) Thank goodness we were not forbidden sex just rich desserts. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4522 I prefer it raw. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4523 It doesn't smell like pumpkin. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4524 How did you know how to do that? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4525 Do you have anything gluten free? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4526 I'm not sure we should be eating something from the Bakery of Knowledge. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4527 "After all the trouble we got into by taking a bite of the apple, now you're baking an apple pie?! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4528 Eve, that does not look like a sandwich. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4529 Apple I presume? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4530 Following the flop of the very first episode of 'The Bachelorette', the producers decide to switch to roses. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4531 Too sinful? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4532 Maybe we can still back out. It might not qualify as 'partake' if we don't eat it. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4533 Wow! Where'd you get the know-how to do that 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4534 It's just if I'm being honest, we're not going to beat Satan's blueberry tart this year with the same old same old, honey! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4535 I'm full but I could be tempted for a slice 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4536 I'll take an itzy bitzy slice only if it's gluten free, made with organic fruit and it comes with imported spring water. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4537 To eat, or not to eat, that is the question. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4538 I'm not sure who I'm more attracted to right now... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4539 Wait, I'm visualizing baseball, hotdogs... 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4540 Actually I prefer peach cobbler. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4541 Ah, you cooked my goose! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4542 Wow, that smells so good I could die. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4543 Uh oh - where did you get the apples? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4544 I heard a woman's pie is addicting. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4545 Thanks. But who the hell is Granny Smith? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4546 Where did you get the fruit for that? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4547 Fantastic ! It smells just like Mom's apple pie. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4548 It's tempting but I'm on a gluten-free diet. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4549 Booby pie?! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4550 Rhubarb huh? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4551 Eve, honey, is it gluten-free? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4552 He's always tempting us to eat gluten 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4553 Uh, thanks honey, but I was really hoping for your cherry pie. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4554 I bet it's not as good as Mom's. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4555 Hmm. Is that what He meant by 'just desserts'? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4556 Is that Sinamen I smell? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4557 Gosh and I never even met your mom 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4558 But, I said Blueberry 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4559 That's not apple pie, is it? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4560 On second thought, maybe we should have made cherry. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4561 The trouble with this Tree of Knowledge business, is that just about anything around here could make me smarter. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4562 Maybe, it's too sinfully delectable! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4563 I was feeling more like cobbler. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4564 I won't be fooled by the apple pie, Eve. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4565 How bout now? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4566 He said no apple. Does that include apple pie?" 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4567 Are you sure that eating an apple pie is not the same thing as eating an apple? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4568 I don't get it. It's still an apple. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4569 Oh No. I just hope its not apple. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4570 First you eat the fruit, now you have pie?! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4571 Apple!? I was hoping for blueberry. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4572 Little Known Fact - When Adam said "I guess you are right. He didn't say any thing about the eating a pie of the fruit of the tree of knowledge" he bound mankind for all ages to endure indecisive dinner choices between partners every weekends. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4573 Eva, I think you've over done it! 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4574 Who showed you how to make that? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4575 Looks good, but I'd really like an apple. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4576 This is a half baked idea. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4577 Will this make Eden great again? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4578 Knowledge pie... is that healthy? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4579 I was ready. No way was I going to get seduced but nobody said anything about pie 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4580 Hang on. Is there gluten in it? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4581 It's blueberry, your favorite. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4582 As...sss ... if that makes a difference. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4583 Raspberry? Cherry? Blueberry? Wow, I can't place the aroma but it sure smells good. Let's eat! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4584 I gave you a rib, and the only thing you can come with is a pie? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4585 On second thought, I don't think I'd better. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4586 You must be Eve's sister. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4587 No thanks, I'll just have a bite of yours. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4588 Let's see how He does on the eighth day. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4589 You're right. I did say pious earlier. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4590 Is He around? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4591 Is that Forbidden Fruit Pie gluten-free? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4592 Is that pie gluten free? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4593 Go ahead. It's gluten-free. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4594 Peach pie? Are you kidding me? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4595 Blueberry? Blackberry? Cherry? Cranberry? Raspberry? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4596 No thanks, I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4597 Well, OK, if it's gluten free... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4598 Yeah it sounds good, but the knowledge of good and evil can have a terrible after taste. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4599 I'm gonna have to talk to my attorney about this one. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4600 Are you sure that apple PIE doesn't count? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4601 Seriously...there's an excssssssssseption for bake sales? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4602 No, no I said APPLE! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4603 American Pie VIII: Genesis Edition, Take 2 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4604 Where in the world did you find heritage apples? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4605 "It's my mothers recipe". 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4606 Isn't it a bit late for humble pie ? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4607 Wow, apple pie! You should've have! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4608 You know I'm going paleo. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4609 Does Apple Pie count?? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4610 Yeah, again, I'm just not sure I should trust the legal advice of you Justice Department lawyers. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4611 It has a bit of a brimstone aroma, what's that about? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4612 They said there would be cake. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4613 Granny Smith? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4614 Are you sure it's cherry?..I don't want to cause a big whoopty doo!" 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4615 Working on another book deal, Eve? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4616 I appreciate the offer, but I'm totally off gluten. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4617 When life gives you apples ... PIE! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4618 Strange. I thought the oven was broken. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4619 So, it's really just a derivative? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4620 I can't, I'm paleo 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4621 Maybe it's no longer forbidden? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4622 Are you sure you didn't use any GMO ingredients? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4623 Eve, are you sure that this will make us Abel to raise Cain? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4624 You can call yourself 'Mrs.Smith' but I still think He'll know it was you. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4625 you couldn't find blueberries? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4626 Is it hotter than hell? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4627 Are you sure it is gluten free? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4628 Only if it's gluten and guilt free. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4629 This is as close as I can get.. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4630 Wow, and I'll bet it's organic. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4631 Really? Guilt-free low-calorie? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4632 So you're saying it's NOT a sin if it's from the Tree of Carbs?" 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4633 Is this the beginning of motherhood? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4634 I'm thinking we should eternally obey this snake. He did get us this great oven. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4635 What'll you try next, a strudel? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4636 Shoot, I forgot we were supposed to celebrate our anniversary tonight. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4637 I'd ask if it's as good as mom's apple pie, except we don't have one. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4638 But I thought we were on the paleo diet?! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4639 "Peach? I guess I could have peach." THE WHAT IF HISTORY OF THE WORLD 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4640 I hope it was worth it! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4641 Apple pie again? THAT's original! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4642 Fine. I admit it. My real hang up is the gluten. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4643 Gee whiz Eve, we were already punished for that damn apple, what will he do to us for eating cherry pie? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4644 Four and twenty blackbirds again? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4645 I'm having a Deja vu. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4646 I'm tempted but Steve has a gluten allergy. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4647 I said naked, not baked! 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4648 Who told you these Tree-of-Knowledge fruit pies should be half-baked? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4649 Darn, I was hoping Banana Creme. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4650 I dunno, my doc says it's forbidden. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4651 I forgot to mention I'm on a raw diet. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4652 Is this Mom's apple pie? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4653 Does that come with ice cream? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4654 I thought I said "Go make me a sandwich." 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4655 Neither of us eat pie Eve. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4656 So why the hesitation? It's gluten-free! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4657 Apple pie, the 2nd best feeling in the world!! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4658 Welcome to the neighborhood! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4659 Don't punk me Eve. You swear that's cherry cobbler? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4660 Oh man, I forgot to stop and get milk! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4661 Hmm, if I had a Mom would she have made it this way? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4662 It's our anniversary isn’t it? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4663 Eat from the pie of knowledge of good and evil carbs. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4664 Once bitten, twice pie. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4665 It's a trigger for me! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4666 I don't suppose you have ice cream? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4667 That seems half baked to me Eve. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4668 The real sin here is that I have Type 2 diabetes. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4669 That's cherry pie? Well, okay then." 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4670 The product placement in this movie is really annoying. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4671 You sure he didn't just make up the "pie exception?" 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4672 … and she gave also unto her husband with her; but he didst ponder as to whether it was gluten free … 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4673 What are apples? Have you ever tried one? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4674 It could't be your Mother's recipe. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4675 God likes apple pies? So he doesn't mind? This changes everything. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4676 No. Mr. Bourdain will eat snake. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4677 don't worry adam, it's chicken pot pie 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4678 The worst part of the Knowledge of Good and Evil was the shame that came with gluten consumption. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4679 I was looking for my fig leaf. Oy, is that where it went?? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4680 I can barely get my dick in that. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4681 How many calories are in slice of knowledge pie? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4682 Now you've done it. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4683 Eternal damnation in hell or pie.... eternal damnation in hell or pie...who wouldn't choose pie? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4684 Sweetie, please don't take everything literally I say in bed. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4685 No! No! He said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky, not pie!” 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4686 Pie 1000 calories. Apple 75. What am I missing here? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4687 If we call it an "alternate apple" it's safe to eat. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4688 Since the release of Snow White, the serpent had to find other ways to trick Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4689 So, technically, it's just a pie?" 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4690 You know, Eve, the way to a man's heart is not only through his stomach. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4691 Thank God its not an apple... 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4692 Wait, so he told you this is just an 'alternative virtue'? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4693 Tempting. . . Is that blueberry or forbidden? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4694 A little lower please. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4695 Blueberry? Okay, but apple is my favorite.... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4696 Thanks, but I'm trying the Paleo diet this week. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4697 Uh oh, I hope that's Pecan. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4698 Let me guess. Cherry? No, apple! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4699 "Mm... It smells- wait. Hold on.... Is it gluten free? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4700 "I thought we decided no more apples". 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4701 It's just a fruit pie. No apples. I swear! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4702 Tempting, but you know I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4703 Do you really believe 'alternative' apples are okay? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4704 It's not the apple, it's the gluten I worry about. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4705 ...and on the eighth day, Adam recieved a utility bill. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4706 If God was a woman. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4707 But what about the carbs? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4708 This was an easier decision when we were on that raw food diet. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4709 A la mode or no deal. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4710 Sure, I'll have some alternative apple pie. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4711 Hmmmm...really? Mock apple pie with crackers? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4712 Not an other apple pie! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4713 I can't remember someone named "Mom" making something like that. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4714 The concept of a bake-off is still 6,000 years hence! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4715 If I had a mother, Eve, I'd say it's just like my Mom used to make! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4716 Forbidden fruit? What's wrong with apple? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4717 You want me to use a pie when you have a headache? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4718 My doctor says gluten is forbidden. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4719 Doesn't smell like blueberry. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4720 I don't sin without whipped cream. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4721 If you are trying to impress my Mother, forget it. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4722 OMG! Is that a Marie Callender? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4723 Well, It's not an apple.... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4724 "Do baked apples still impart the ability to distinguish good from evil? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4725 I thought I ordered a salad. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4726 Well, okay... Guess your solar oven idea wasn't so pie in the sky. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4727 Smells ssssinfully delicious 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4728 This is peach, right? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4729 I never eat pie without a cup of coffee. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4730 Apple? I was hoping for cherry... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4731 Tempting, but I'm trying to cut back on gluten. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4732 Weird, I was expecting spare ribs. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4733 What happened to the barbequed spare-rib? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4734 ''I guess its not really an apple, if its a pie." 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4735 Can you wrap that to go? 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4736 The alternative fruit is not forbidden, you say? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4737 Whose cooking program? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4738 Great, now even our food is ashamed. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4739 Uh, is that gluten-free? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4740 What does "pie or die" mean, exactly? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4741 I mean... He cant get mad if you used the rotten ones? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4742 I expected bacon. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4743 I can't see how a tiny piece can be such a major deal. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4744 I'm no lawyer, but I think this is what is called 'compounding a felony'. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4745 Well yeah, He didn't say anything about pastries.... 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4746 I suppose He'd be okay if we ate it as pie 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4747 I have a bad feeling about this, I've never trusted that sneaky pie-thon... 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4748 The apple, OK. The pie, OK. But Eve, there aren't anymore temptations, right? 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4749 I cannot believe you made me an apple pie! I promise nothing will ever change. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4750 Didn't God warn us against eating refined sugars? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4751 Oh, Evie, so sinful. You know I shouldn't do gluten. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4752 But God told us not to eat gluten. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4753 I can see it is a decidedly modern take, but I can't help but think the consequences are going to be the same. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4754 I don't know . . . Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4755 If I eat this I'll love motherhood? What's that? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4756 Evil it is! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4757 It's not the sin it's the gluten I'm worried about 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4758 #notmyamericanpie 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4759 Good thing there is no survival of the fittest. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4760 I only hope it is apple! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4761 Maybe I don't want any pie. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4762 It may be OK. It doesn't look like an apple. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4763 You're sure it's gluten-free? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4764 Soon after Adam was deceived and ate the forbidden fruit he changed Sara Lee's name to Eve. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4765 I'll return the original tin. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4766 Ohh!!!...it’s a CHERRY pie. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4767 You had me at the apple! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4768 Do you have any other flavors? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4769 You're sure this is cherry? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4770 You tempt me so. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4771 Oh God I hope that is PUMPKIN! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4772 Don't worry, this is not an apple. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4773 Blueberry pie again.. Would it kill you to make a nice Apple pie? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4774 If you add some vanilla ice cream, it might be worth it. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4775 Wow Eve I didn't even know pie was invented yet. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4776 "Well, ok, if you're sure it's gluten-free..." [NOTE: Resubmission; first entry had a typo and system would not allow correction] 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4777 Baking it in a pie won't take away the curse, but it is the way to my heart. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4778 Do I know about calories yet? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4779 No more apples! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4780 What, you've never heard of humble pie? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4781 I don't think alt apples work either 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4782 Don't tell me he owns bakeries as well as hotels. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4783 Blueberry again. Can't we try apple? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4784 That looks pretty fancy. Don't you think we should dress for dinner? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4785 Hmmm, is that crust paleo? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4786 Honey, I would, but I'm gluten-free. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4787 You don't happen to have any vanilla ice cream to go with that Apple pie? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4788 Ooh, an apple pie! That's original. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4789 Wow...I wonder if it's baked will it still count? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4790 I'm getting a weird vibe here. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4791 They're not cooking apples! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4792 I'm not sure I want to know what a calorie is. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4793 I guess it's OK now that the fruit's been cooked. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4794 I feel the sudden need to put clothes on. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4795 Gee ... Microsoft or apple? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4796 Is there butter in the crust? I'm a vegan. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4797 Didn't He say no sugar, or no dessert, or something like that? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4798 Good try Eve but I'm still allergic. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4799 What, peach again! Why don't you listen to this guy and try apple for a change? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4800 I really don't want a bite. I'm trying to eliminate glutens. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4801 No thanks, I'm on a cleanse. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4802 Jeez, rhubarb, seems off somehow. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4803 I'm confused. That's not what the book said. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4804 The forbidden fruit is OK if it is baked in a pie 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4805 Talk about original sin!! Forbidden pie without ice cream? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4806 Compliments of the python? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4807 Screw the couple's therapist! Can't we just admit I'm gay? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4808 That's looks like tempting piety. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4809 Then God said, "Let there be gender norms." 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4810 You are not the pizza man and I'm not taking a chance. 1.1500 0.05653 80 73 2 5
4811 Well, if you put it that way. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4812 I told you CHERRY pie! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4813 You burned it again. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4814 She went through all that trouble. What was I suppose to do? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4815 Oh, I heard if you stick your dick in one of these things, it feels just like having sex -- whatever that is! 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4816 It doesn't matter how you dress it up, it's still forbidden. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4817 Well, since it's American... 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4818 That's not apple pie, is it? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4819 If I eat that whole thing I'm going to be REALLY aware of my nakedness. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4820 It's gluten- and evil-free 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4821 it smells ... existential ... 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4822 Go ahead and get changed for dinner. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4823 Are you sure it's a mock apple pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4824 Oh don't get so uptight, it's cherry this time. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4825 The Pielapsarian view troubles many American theologians. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4826 I'm gonna say...fig? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4827 OK, lets get laid, but I think I know where you found an oven. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4828 That doesn't look like pizza to me. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4829 I prefer spare ribs. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4830 Just sinful! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4831 Gluten? That could get us expelled from here. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4832 Wait, is it gluten free? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4833 What kind of pie was this again? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4834 Just like who's apple pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4835 Any dispensation for baked goods? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4836 Let's see. Which sin is worse: disobedience or gluttony? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4837 No thanks. I've eaten your cooking before. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4838 I guess it's okay. I mean what's he going to do? Ban us from entering? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4839 . . . But not a word was spoken, the church bells all were broken. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4840 You substituted what for apples? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4841 I prefer a lattice top so I can identify the fruit. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4842 The first miscommunication 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4843 Does this mean I'm gonna have an Adam's apple pie? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4844 I'm more concerned about the gluten. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4845 Who's Prometheus, and what's a mixed metaphor? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4846 I hope it's not from the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil; I'm allergic. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4847 It's the calories that are evil. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4848 Cherry? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4849 That's one hell of a delivery 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4850 As long as it's all organic. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4851 Devil's Food cake ! Another first 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4852 Please don't tell me it's apple. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4853 Anthony Bourdain said what? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4854 Okay, I bet you'll eat the apple now. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4855 Eve, your mother didn't give you the recipe for that wonderful pie. Your mother was my rib. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4856 Pie I meant pi . 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4857 That's *peach* pie, right? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4858 Is it organic, vegan, and gluten free ? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4859 If we are going to banned, we might as well enjoy an apple pie before we go. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4860 It doesn't get any better than this. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4861 Babe, no. There's literally no one else. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4862 is this what you meant by alternative facts? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4863 But it might have gluten. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4864 As innocent as apple pie 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4865 You think God would give us a break if the pie is blueberry. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4866 Did you know that the serpent is a dietitian? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4867 I forget, did He say it's OK in pie? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4868 Ah...Where'd ya get the recipe? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4869 So I'll have to wear a robe around guests? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4870 Mmmmm forbidden apple pie just for you! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4871 I'm trying to remember if it was don't eat apples or don't eat gluten . . . 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4872 what's chicken? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4873 I don't remember anything about an exemption for baked goods 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4874 I feel like I'm having that recurring dream where I'm falling. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4875 They never said you couldn't have your pie and eat it too... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4876 Do I have to choose? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4877 What's next? A computer? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4878 Are you sure this is what the serpent had in mind? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4879 I'd love to Eve, but I'm gluten free. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4880 its hard being rational with pie 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4881 Maybe Forbidden Fruitcake instead? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4882 Sorry babe, don't like apple pie. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4883 Babe, is that gluten free? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4884 It's tempting! But forbidden fruit pie that`s not free of original sin and gluten gives me eternal heartburn... 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4885 Eve, what the hell? Where is the apple, and what is that thing? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4886 "Early Processed Food" from alt-textbook. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4887 I don't think baking them makes it any less sinful. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4888 Ever since you appointed the snake to your cabinet, I've had a feeling you want me to do something. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4889 For Father's Day? Wow. What are you hoping for in return? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4890 I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4891 Well, Eve, I guess we're cooked 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4892 And work on motherhood right after ? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4893 That seems like a lot of butter. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4894 I really hope that crust is gluten free. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4895 I know it looks like a pie, but at the end of the day it's still dinosaur poop. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4896 Mrs. Smith? But we've always been on a first name basis. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4897 Eve, I'm sorry, but I didn't get you anything for our anniversary. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4898 Have we invented fire yet? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4899 Is it vegan ? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4900 He said we must not eat from the tree of complex sugars and cholesterol. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4901 You're sure that the pie is one fruit exchange? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4902 Well, it is half-baked and what could be more American? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4903 Um, is it non GMO and gluten free? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4904 A moment in my mouth, our future will go south... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4905 Origional Miscomunication 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4906 Am I supposed to ask for a piece, or are you going to offer me one? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4907 What kind of fruit did you say was in that? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4908 Is that apple? No! Hot dogs, no! Chevrolet gets us the hell out of this snake infested place. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4909 I asked for cherry. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4910 Ill pass...I'm more body conscious since we got rid of the clothes 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4911 My mom made it with a lattice-work crust on top. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4912 I suppose He won't mind an apple pie instead? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4913 Gee Eve, you think God will be less angry. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4914 Let me guess, ...vegetable...five letters...begins with an A..! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4915 Blueberry? Peach? Anything but apple. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4916 I hope it's cherry. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4917 Does it have to be apple? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4918 No thanks, it's forbidden. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4919 Oh, for Heaven's sake, I was going to bake you something. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4920 I can't find my wallet. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4921 Wow! Is this your original recipe? Looks sinfully good! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4922 My concern is that it will be sinfully good! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4923 Think different. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4924 I was hoping for chocolate! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4925 You're more of a rebel than I thought. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4926 There must be a middle ground here. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4927 O.k., but only if it is gluten free. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4928 Certainly more enticing that a raw apple, but I'm still not sure we should go through with this. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4929 So, knowledge of good, evil and home economics? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4930 Origin of obesity 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4931 It smells great, but none for me. I'm on the paleo diet. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4932 Nice try, but I shalt not be the one to give into temptation. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4933 Is it pear? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4934 Wow it doesn't get any better than this, a hot chick and a hot apple pie. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4935 That better be huckleberry. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4936 Is this our cheat day on the paleo diet? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4937 Please tell me it's a frozen Mrs. Smith's! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4938 At last my cooking practice bears forbidden fruit. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4939 I don't want to be too much trouble, but is it gluten-free? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4940 An apple is an apple is an apple. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4941 Adam, Eve and Apple Pie -- Making America Great Again! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4942 Is that the pie of half baked knowledge? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4943 ...but I don't have a Mom? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4944 So, just what kind of fruit is a Viagra? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4945 Wherever did you find the apples? I thought we ate them all. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4946 When Eve saw that the tree was good for food, she and Adam only wished that there was a good place to get coffee nearby. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4947 Got any ice cream? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4948 Are you sure the apples are organic? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4949 If the oven is self-cleaning then this really is paradise. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4950 Apple or cherry? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4951 I suppose an apple in a pie is just as sinful. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4952 Oh, who could turn that down? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4953 That's nice but we have to wait 10,000 years for the ala mode part . 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4954 But our nutritionist said it is forbidden. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4955 I wonder if pie of knowledge would be ok. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4956 I'm not worried about the apple filling, is the crust gluten free? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4957 Welcome to the New World Adam and Steve. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4958 It was a little on the tart side so I made a pie 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4959 Wait--did you put nutmeg in it? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4960 Just trust me. It's apple. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4961 But what about my Paleo diet? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4962 Yeah, I'm guessing apples are theologically okay when baked with cinnamon, sugar, and doughy stuff. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4963 Where'd ya get the apples? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4964 But consider this alternative fact... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4965 Gluten-free? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4966 I don't know, it might be rhubarb. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4967 I can't. I have to wash my hair tonight. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4968 It's cherry. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4969 Do you think He'll notice? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4970 This Adam"s apple pie is sinfully good. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4971 Is this the beguiling part? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4972 Are you trying to tempt me with gluten ? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4973 "Thank you- but only if it's Strawberry Rhubbarb". 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4974 How did you get so smart as to come up with this apple pie thingy? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4975 Please tell me it's not an apple pie. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4976 How much for the pie? Is it for biddin? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4977 Oh God, I don't have faith I am gonna be able to say No to that 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4978 'Alternative Fruit'? I'm just going to say that I have a good feeling about this. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4979 "Ugh, no, Eve, honey, I didn't say I wanted you to bake, love. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4980 Once again you are overreaching. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4981 I really hope that's not apple.... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4982 I thought we agreed on dumplings. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4983 Don't tempt me, Eve--you know I can't eat wheat! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4984 Oh, to hell with my gluten allergy. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4985 It's a deal - I'll try a bite if you stop trying to play with my winkie. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4986 Gluten-free crust, I hope? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4987 Seems like a half-baked idea to me. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4988 works for me! Rationalization or not, 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4989 You sure that cooking it keeps it from being an apple? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4990 Actually I prefer pecan pie. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4991 What ? No .. I ordered pepperoni . 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4992 Do you have anything gluten free? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4993 OH YEAH! More like the Garden of Eatin' 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4994 This is for the ribs. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4995 Are those apples I smell? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4996 Let's go dutch! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4997 Sorry, no pie for me. It will be a few millennia before we can get off this damn Paleo diet. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4998 I suppose just one bite won't ruin my diet. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4999 Thanks, but I don't know how I explain this to Eve. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5000 Eureka, this will be the origin of alternative facts! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5001 But I'm on a strict paleo diet. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5002 Now what do we do? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5003 I forgot what God said about the apples, but how bad could it be? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5004 Are those apples from the ones we just picked? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5005 I'm sorry world,I'm taking the pie. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5006 I'd rather have pancakes 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5007 Sure it isn't apple pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5008 What, no vanilla ice cream on the side? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5009 Could you sew together some fig leaves for us as well? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5010 I think when God considers your painstaking labor in the kitchen he will re-consider. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5011 Where did you find an oven? I didn't know they'd been invented yet. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5012 I believe God was pretty clear about us needing to follow a Paleo diet. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5013 Who's "Betty Crocker"? There's only the two of us... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5014 Trust me, it's paleo. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5015 I'm pretty sure we won't win on appeal. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5016 Ugh...Eve, I think that's considered the same thing. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5017 Unfortunately, I can't eat gluten. Could I just have an apple instead? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5018 Are you SURE He didn't say anything about gluten? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5019 I forgot the ice cream. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5020 As you can see, we're only missing the Chevrolet. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5021 So "forbidden" in German just means "freshly baked"? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5022 I don't know, Eve... a minute on the lips... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5023 It's American Pie... Everything that makes America great. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5024 Oh-a devil's foods pie 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5025 Cherry or apple? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5026 I loved to, but I was told there were consequences if you ate desert before dinner. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5027 Were the apples organic? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5028 Whole Foods is open on the Sabbath now? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5029 I did have my heart set on peach pie. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5030 Eve honey, that's not the kind of pie I had in mind... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5031 Humble pie? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5032 I know something good when I see it. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5033 well if it's Mock apple pie...I guess it'll be ok. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5034 Don't tell me the filling--I love to live dangerously. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5035 Let me guess, God made 7th day was Cheat Day right? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5036 Uh oh, I don't know whose wrath I fear most - God's or Eve's! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5037 Pie? I thought if we ate the apple we would "die". 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5038 I thought you said that we were taking things slow 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5039 Is it fresh or frozen forbidden fruit pie. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5040 Remind me...do I like apple pie? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5041 No, no...I didn't mean motherhood and apple pie either... 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5042 Don't tell me you're now gluten free? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5043 Now what is it that God said about Motherhood and Apple Pie? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5044 Didn't God say that's not Paleo? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5045 Eve, you promised me ribs!“n 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5046 Please, please! Tell me that is blueberry pie! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5047 The First Use of Metaphor: "I'd like a piece of your pie, if you know what I mean." 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5048 Your name is Eve, the first woman, and from now on you shall cook clean and bake. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5049 "Round? Haven't you ever heard that 'Pie are squared'? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5050 Alternative snacks 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5051 I dunno... maybe we should try apple instead? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5052 When the pie is opened will the birds begin to twitter? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5053 Knowledge of good and evil, plus the entire Betty Crocker library? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5054 Tempting but I will resist. Eating store-bought crust is an unforgivable sin. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5055 Already? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5056 Sorry, I can't have gluten. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5057 Umm, well that's really great, Honey. I guess I should hurry and invent the 'Fork' before it cools off.. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5058 Did you bake that all by your lonesome? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5059 Wait... lemme go grab my fig leaf. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5060 I'm trying to stay away from gluten, but boy, that looks tempting. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5061 I could have resisted the apple, but this is just too much. Who taught you to do that? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5062 You know I like blueberry! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5063 are you sure this is organic 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5064 I don't remember this being on the paleo diet. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5065 Not dinosaur pie. Again. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5066 Are those GMO apples? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5067 I hope it wasn't made in a facility that may also process peanuts 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5068 But what if I don't want to be great again? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5069 Don't worry, it's only pecan! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5070 You couldn't have made a blueberry pie?! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5071 Eve, please tell me the apples were locally sourced. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5072 Did He really say "Thou shall have pie?" 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5073 But Eve, apples aren't in season until the Fall! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5074 So you say you checked out this "pie exception" with the Big Guy? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5075 I don't know how to tell you this, but I've gone gluten-free. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5076 He had been warned that she didn't like apples, nevertheless, he persisted. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5077 I made it myself 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5078 Looks dangerously delicious! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5079 I don;t really like pie. Why don't you have the first slice. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5080 He said that's gonna cost you birth pains AND the Presidency. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5081 Newest version of Apple? Even I can't pass. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5082 I have a gluten thing. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5083 I don't know, I heard that stuff will kill you. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5084 But is it paleo? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5085 Did he say anything about "alternative" apple pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5086 I'd eat the apples but I may have to draw the line at a crust with gluten. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5087 Wow. I am tempted but gluten is a no no. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5088 The words that come to mind are "ala mode". 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5089 Finally--a suitable companion! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5090 Apple Pie Is Still Sinful.... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5091 Geez....apple pie already? Didn't we miss the fun part? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5092 If it's rhubarb again, I'M throwing you out. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5093 Smells like original sin...I mean cinnamon. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5094 Come on, you know I'm watching what I eat! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5095 So, it's not apples, it's a what -- a pie? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5096 Baked apple pie. Wow. I guess global warming is worse than I thought. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5097 It looks delicious darling, but is it glutten free? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5098 This must be eaten. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5099 What do you mean, "I know what it is once I've tried it?" 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5100 Thank you, really, but between the snake and your nakedness, who can eat? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5101 Oh, wow. I'm not really ready for a serious relationship. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5102 But I'm gluten free. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5103 How did you manage to bake a pie? Everything is ferns 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5104 Better call it quiche. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5105 I thought we were going gluten-free. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5106 The crust makes it seem a little decadent. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5107 Apple pie, or apple piety? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5108 Maybe I should go back to sleep and see if he'll make silverware. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5109 I thought you ate it. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5110 Are Amy and Steve still coming for dinner? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5111 Oh Evie! So sinful, that gluten crust but maybe just one bite. How bad could it be? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5112 What do you mean by "pie"? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5113 No, it looks delicious. I guess I was just hoping for à la mode. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5114 Do you have apple? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5115 I hope that's mock apple 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5116 He did say not to eat the fruit, does a pie count? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5117 You say it's peach pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5118 You want me to stick my what in it?? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5119 aaaaand what is in this again? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5120 How do you like them "alternative apples." 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5121 Is that really apple? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5122 APPLE PIE!! My favorite! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5123 Is it recipe from my thigh? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5124 I don't know. Looks too American to be sinful. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5125 Wow- you even sprinkled it with Original Cinnamon! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5126 You're sure it's gluten-free right? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5127 Nothing goes better with ribs. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5128 Honey, come try this. I baked the devil out of it. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5129 Sure. Just one slice. I think this paleo diet is probably just a fad anyway. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5130 There is no temptation equal to a baked one 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5131 Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is going to get! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5132 Is it still "forbidden" if it's in a pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5133 I'm really more of a cake person, but... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5134 Gosh, hun, you didn't have to go to all that trouble. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5135 Where's the ice cream? Or, did you forget we're living in Paradise? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5136 Blackberry, I hope? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5137 Not the baked Four and twenty again! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5138 Hey guys, you're getting ahead of me here. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5139 I'm sure it's delicious but it sure brings up some complex questions about Paleo. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5140 Looks fresh from the Garden of Eat-en 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5141 Are you SURE this is ok in our paleo diet? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5142 Pi? What's pi? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5143 I don't know, I was more in the mood for apple fritters. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5144 "But, but ... are you sure it's peach? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5145 I don't know - doesn't baking take some of the good and evil out of it? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5146 Please God, make it French-Apple. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5147 Could it really be that forbidden sautéed in brown sugar and butter, under that warm, flaky dome? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5148 I hope you used the organic apples? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5149 He says it's entirely locally sourced. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5150 Seems legit. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5151 It's ungodly good. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5152 Just the smell of gluten makes my head itch. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5153 Actually, the apple I'm good with - it's just that I'm not really eating carbs right now 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5154 Well it certainly seems wholesome enough. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5155 You go ahead; apples make me gassy. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5156 So what am I supposed to eat it with? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5157 Let me guess...apple, from the ...you know. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5158 Tempting . . . but is it gluten free? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5159 So... I stick my dick in that? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5160 Since we name stuff, let's name it Trojan horse. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5161 Please understand, I'm gay! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5162 Whoa...I'm pretty sure this is gonna hurt in the morning 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5163 Now I know why it's called the Garden of Eatin' 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5164 What happened to me eating more fresh fruit? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5165 Should I thank you for the pie of knowledge of good and evil? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5166 Is this the Garden of Eden or Eatin'? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5167 I mean, I really feel like it does have gluten. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5168 Eve, is this another one of your half-baked ideas again? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5169 Processed food? Aren't we going to be expelled for that?! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5170 Did you use my mom's recipe? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5171 Madam, I'm adamant. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5172 Adam's apple pie, whole. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5173 I hope that's gluten free. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5174 Yeah sure, you made a pie. But, did you hear? Saturday Night Live has the highest ratings ever; more than Trump ever made on the Apprentice! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5175 If the knowledge is 'cooked', we might get away with it.. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5176 The snake is telling me he didn't say anything about trying gluten. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5177 I am on a diet. I just rather have an apple. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5178 On second thought I think I really should stick to my diet 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5179 When life gives you apples... 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5180 But I asked for a la mode 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5181 Eve, that is one weird looking pizza ... it could be a trick! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5182 You baked what kind of pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5183 Gluten-free, really? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5184 Wait, did He say eat of the fruit of the Garden, or did He say bake it? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5185 Is that Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil Pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5186 Technically, He didn’t say anything about the OVEN in the middle of the garden. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5187 I can't remember if he forbade apples or gluten. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5188 So this is how you got your half-baked idea of eating the apple. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5189 I can't keep up with the pace of technology. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5190 He never said anything about an Apple Pie. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5191 You know I can't eat apple pie without ice cream! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5192 You're the apple of my pie. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5193 Oh well, in that case, it's my fault. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5194 God won't mind as long as the apples are baked. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5195 If those apples came from the Tree of Knowledge, you should have made a pi... 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5196 I would have been just as happy with Entenmann's. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5197 It's leverage for making a deal to stay on the property and I know how to make deals. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5198 It's half-baked, Eve. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5199 But isn’t this the forbidden pie? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5200 It's time for some game theory 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5201 It's bad, Adam. No way to sugarcoat this. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5202 What's a mother-in-law? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5203 Do you think it is too much since I already ate the apple? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5204 Nice try. But I still prefer bananas. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5205 Someday your innovative genius may be misinterpreted. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5206 Just the apple. I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5207 Apple pie might be OK. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5208 In for a penny, in for a pound, I guess. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5209 The more complicated these apple products get, the less they appeal to me. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5210 Smells fishy but the snake says it's apple. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5211 Tempting, but I'm on a cleanse... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5212 All of a sudden I know the difference between good and bad cooking! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5213 I'm starving, wait.. it's blueberry? Never mind 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5214 Sorry Eve, I'm just not into 'Bad Girls' 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5215 How many calories? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5216 Mock Apple you say? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5217 Okay, He did say you couldn't eat the apple. . . 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5218 An American pie with no bad apples? Thanks Kellyanne. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5219 Betty Crocker, I presume? 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5220 Please tell me that's berry, not apple pie. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5221 You're sure this is just like Mother's? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5222 Well. ok, if you're sure it's gluten-free... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5223 Guiltless pleasure! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5224 I personally don't think you should try to upgrade God's plan. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5225 How did you learn to do that? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5226 That looks hot! What is it? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5227 Celiacs: A History 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5228 What's the worst that can happen? For chrissake, a Cheeto is president. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5229 She never said anything about pie. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5230 He says that this will, "Make Creation Sweet Again." 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5231 where in the world did you get butter? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5232 Did the tree teach you how to bake that? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5233 Do you really think He won’t notice? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5234 Rodent & insect pie... Yeah I think you've got me confused with your ex. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5235 What do you think that is? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5236 Do you think the so-called judge might get mad at us? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5237 You found more than one apple so you made me a pie? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5238 Wow! Forbidden fruit pie. Do you think that baking it releases any cannanbinoids ?? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5239 I admit it's a lot more tempting than the apple, but if I eat it, you're still going to put clothes on aren't you?. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5240 Uhhh... these are organic apples right? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5241 Please tell me you didn't get that from a snake. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5242 I don't know. Haven't you heard Him bandy the word "omniscient" about? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5243 Let's go out tonight. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5244 Interested in a warm tart? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5245 whrtr did you get an oven? what's an oven? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5246 err, umm... uh oh. so i was just given an apple, you don't happen to have a sister do you? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5247 If life gives you apples, make apple pie. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5248 Let me guess - Apple pie again? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5249 Aren't you rushing things, sweetheart? We haven't even gotten to motherhood! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5250 I'm certainly tempted, dear, but I can't help wondering what you baked that in? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5251 I preferred the soufflé before the fall. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5252 Hmm, looks a little gluten-heavy, if you know what I mean? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5253 Hmmm, definitely not cherry. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5254 I hope this is more filling than the one rib you cooked! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5255 Wait....did He say no apple or no Snapple? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5256 Apple pie I presume? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5257 Déjà vu? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5258 When he puts it that way, even I am a bit tempted. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5259 I could live with the sin, but you know I have a gluten allergy. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5260 Last time we were over His place He hated pumpkin, so it couldn't hurt to try. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5261 I guess a processed apple is OK. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5262 How about them what? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5263 I knew you belonged in Slyterin. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5264 Are you sure it's Guilt-Free? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5265 A brilliant repeat offense. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5266 So, you're claiming that it's not forbidden if its baked? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5267 Darn! I knew I was forgetting something ... ice cream. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5268 But it's not gluten-free? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5269 Tempting--but let's say no to carbs. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5270 Can't do it -- way too many points on Weight Watcher's point scale. Got an apple? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5271 No apples, right, Eve? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5272 This is important, did you taste the apples? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5273 You bet I welcome this tasty chance to work on my trust and control issues. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5274 If I have a slice of this, will I know what a double entendre is? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5275 How long was I sleeping? What's a cooking show? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5276 If life gives you apples... 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5277 Ok, I'll try it cuz peach may be only a venial sin. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5278 Where'd you get a pie tin? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5279 I'm not ready to choose between boxers or briefs. 1.1392 0.05621 79 73 1 5
5280 I can't believe you're better at this than me! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5281 It's an "alternative" apple 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5282 The creation of Martha Stewart. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5283 Well, He didn't say anything about it being baked. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5284 I dunno. Do you think He'll smell a coverup? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5285 Steam 'n' Buns 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
5286 So, you do have a mother. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5287 The lawyers say this night work 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5288 Oh good! I've had about enough of this "themed" nudist colony. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5289 I meant the knowledge of pi. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5290 Two wrongs don't make a right. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5291 Adam, you are the apple of my pie 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5292 Convection or conviction? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5293 So; if the apple falls from the tree of knowledge to the ground naturally and you pick it up and bake it in a gluten, nut, and dairy free recipe its safe to eat? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5294 Nice try, but I can still see your unnecessary navel. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5295 But Charles Beard says using cinnamon in apple pie is a sin. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5296 I hope that's gluten free. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5297 Thanks, but I'm thinking of going paleo. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5298 I really was hoping for blueberry 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5299 Come on, think of the calories, it's not like I can hide the weight. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5300 I thought pie are square. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5301 Is this an alternative fact? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5302 What kind of pie is it? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5303 I think we're okay if it's blueberry 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5304 Pssst. When you're a star, you can grab her by the pie. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5305 I don't know if I should, Eve--is it gluten-free? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5306 Eve, you're amazing. Apple pie! A miracle! Where should we eat it? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5307 Oh, I forgot I grabbed something in the valley. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5308 Sorry, but I'm gluten-free. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5309 And on the 8th day God created the Cooking Channel? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5310 I thought a pi had to be squared. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5311 Are you sure that's what it will feel like? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5312 Nice idea... but first, a cup of coffee. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5313 Don't worry, you can work it off tomorrow. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5314 The snake's apple pie is so good it just molts in your mouth. 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
5315 I don't know, I was warned off pastries. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5316 Is it gluten-free, vegan, and Holy? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5317 The snake also told me you're making us dinner. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5318 666 calories doesn't equal a lifetime of damnation 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5319 Why do I have the feeling something not so great happened? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5320 But how do you know it's my favorite? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5321 Alternative apple? That should work. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5322 If I say no, the Bible will report fake news. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5323 OK, I guess, but I prefer something more rational. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5324 I don't care if it's a sequel or a prequel. Count me out. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5325 You mean the snake says if I won't eat it you can shove it in my face? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5326 Thanks, but I'm allergic to apples. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5327 I'm really tempted, Eve, but I haven't even had breakfast, for God's sake. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5328 That smells so much better than the spare ribs you made last week. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5329 The Bible never actually stated what type of pie it was. We just all assumed apple. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5330 Well, it's definitely not a fruit. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5331 Please wait until I check to see whether the Affordable Health Care Act is still in effect. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5332 Don't worry, it's Paleo. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5333 It looks just like Mom's! . 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5334 I realize it is your pie and your choice, but still it doesn't strike me as right. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5335 Seriously tempted, Babe, but is the crust gluten free? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5336 So Martha Stewart said 'It's a good thing?' 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5337 It's supposed to be survival of the fittest, this is too fattening. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5338 Actually, I'm gluten free. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5339 Martha Stewart Living Issue 1 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5340 Do you have any low calorie forbidden fruit? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5341 Hmmm...make it peach, and we have a deal. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5342 One time at bible camp... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5343 Ugh! Is that some organic erectile dysfunction stuff? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5344 Cherry pie? Sure, why not? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5345 Oh no! Mother's apple pie! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5346 The crust certainly looks 'original'....... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5347 I'm tempted, but how do I eat the damn thing? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5348 When stuck with an apple, make a pie out of it. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5349 Thanks, but where is my barbecued rib? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5350 Any chance of a green leaf salad instead? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5351 How did you know how to do that? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5352 What the heck is that? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5353 Perhaps you should put down the cookbook and pick up the "good book". 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5354 So this is what you got when you divided circumference by diameter? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5355 Organic? Gluten and sugar free? Wholegrain and fair trade? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5356 Technically, do you think this counts as forbidden fruit? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5357 You're sure it's Paleo? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5358 Thanks. But I am actually try to shed a few pounds. Would you happen to have any fruit around? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5359 Another scary original ! Now we really are cooked! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5360 Well, as long as its trending . . . . 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5361 And you are sure carbs are okay? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5362 You made it with Ritz Crackers? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5363 I think we are going too fast. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5364 You're right, I really would like to know what's in that pie. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5365 Is it really paradise if we can only have mock apple pie here? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5366 OK. Not blueberry. Not cranberry. Not cherry. Rhubarb? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5367 Gee, thanks, Honey. I'm more in the mood for cherry. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5368 Oh, I really shouldn't, unless it's apple... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5369 Sure I'll have some pie, but where'd that apple go you wanted me try? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5370 But it is American... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5371 I tried to eat healthy since the New Year... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5372 How did you know pie crust is my weakness? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5373 Here goes my Paleo diet! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5374 Wait there aren't any apples in that, right? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5375 I hate to ask--but is that gluten-free? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5376 So one more time, where does pi come from? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5377 But you know my favorite is pumpkin. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5378 Why do we have belly buttons? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5379 Devilishly good apple pie! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5380 I want not. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5381 The Bakery of Knowledge? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5382 Are you trying to get us kicked out of here? He created the universe, you think he can't see through a pie? Well, my trainer said I could have one cheat day. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5383 It's not sinful! It's different. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5384 I think we should call this a double entendre 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5385 Has He made windowsills yet? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5386 I'll take an itzy bitzy slice only if it's gluten free, made with organic fruit and it comes with imported spring water. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5387 The snake says its heavenly, but high in carbs. I just have an apple instead. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5388 I thought we already had dessert 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5389 He says it's too American to be sinful. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5390 I've been gluten-free for 6 days straight... 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5391 Uh, no thanks. I've already had 3.14 slices of whatever you're holding. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5392 It's tempting, Eve, but is it gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5393 Adam's Apple pie, my favorite! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5394 Let's call it 'climate change'. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5395 It's really tempting, Eve, but what about the gluten? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5396 I don't know... are you sure the apples are "organic"? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5397 No more apples! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5398 Smells wonderful. Whose recipe did you use? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5399 Mmm.. you make the best Knowledge of Good and Evil pie! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5400 I don't know. The gluten is also pretty forbidden. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5401 Genesis by J.J. Abrams 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5402 There are a lot of killers. You think our country's so innocent? 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
5403 Go on try my prelissparian pie - what harm can it do ? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5404 I've got an itch. Did you make this from scratch? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5405 Just give Him the biggest piece and cross your fingers. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5406 I don't know. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5407 Don't worry, it's gluten-free. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5408 It's a welcome to the neighborhood gift. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5409 No. No. This one looks scrumptious, but I really wanted your strawberry rhubarb. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5410 What? No cherry? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5411 You're right, technically not forbidden, but very high glycemic index 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5412 Okay, figure a slice for you, a slice for me, one for the snake here, and the rest for the TMZ guys in the bushes. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5413 Babe, what if we try an apple pie next time? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5414 The snake says I should eat this so-called apple pie. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5415 Surely, I won't die if its apple pie? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5416 Yes, it smells delicious, but aren't you afraid you might be setting some sort of underhanded patriarchal precedent here? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5417 If that's shoofly pie, we're still OK. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5418 We should call it 'Pi'. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5419 Does your snake want a piece of my pie? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5420 Does it still count if it's baked in a pie? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5421 Good point, Eve, the Lord didn't say anything about eating processed fruit from that tree. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5422 I'm tempted, but is it Paleo? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5423 If that has carbs, I believe the whole thing is forbidden. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5424 I hope you used your father's favorite recipe. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5425 What will the serpent say? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5426 Who's Steve. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5427 Maybe we should make Mikey eat it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5428 I love apples, but is it gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5429 Looks good, where did you get the idea? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5430 I don't know man. I think getting high and fucking in our neighbor's backyard is like totally hot and stuff but we should probably leave the shit in their pantry alone right? Like he's a fucking lawyer you know? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5431 Madam I'm Adam. Eve-damned-Eden-Mad-Eve 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5432 If we eat that, we won't be in shape for birthday suit season. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5433 Technically speaking it's not 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5434 Please eat this strudel so you can cover your noodle. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5435 Bet we'll be known for the original apple pie! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5436 No thanks. Do you have any lemon meringue? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5437 Who made the pie? You, or the snake? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5438 Sorry, but I really can't if it isn't gluten free. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5439 Anything with an apple is breach! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5440 Uh, technically we're not taking a bite because it melts in your mouth. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5441 What do you mean how do I like them "alternative apples"? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5442 Is this a crafty way of denying you're in league with the leader of the other team? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5443 Tempting, but I've sworn off gluten. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5444 Gee, I dunno. Is it gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5445 What do you mean, 'gluten-free'? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5446 Daylight in the garden of good and evil, "god...if we only had ice cream" 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5447 What - we're out of cherries? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5448 I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5449 Finding blueberries was the most challenging part 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5450 As long as it's gluten free, I say we take the risk. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5451 What do we do with it?" "I don't know. It was a gift from our American neighbors. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5452 You've got some crust ! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5453 We just need whipped cream. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5454 I only eat Paleo. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5455 It's an alt-apple 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5456 Did you write the Book of Love? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5457 Let me guess: apple and sin? Amen. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5458 Sorry, but I'm on the Atkins! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5459 Well... sure then, okay, if it really is homemade. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5460 Why do you call it a 'trojan pie'? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5461 "If I was a carpenter and you was a lady, would you marry me anyway? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5462 I don't know, it doesn't smell like cherries. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5463 Oh My...Are we sure those apples are organic? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5464 When life gives you apples, make apple-pie. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5465 You are sure this is on the forbidden list? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5466 You make it really hard to say no! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5467 Apple pie? Isn't it a sin to eat all those calories? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5468 By eating this, you won't need Viagra. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5469 Sorry, but I'm allergic to apples. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5470 Sorry, no carbs. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5471 Sorry, I only eat paleo. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5472 Did I not tell you I am gluten-free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5473 Shouldn't we leave room for original sin? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5474 oh...not gefilte fish again.... 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5475 Wow, was it that good for you, too? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5476 I mean is it still forbidden if it's in a pie form? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5477 'Could I get a piece without the fig leaf?' 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5478 Is that original sin crust? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5479 Wait, what did I just eat? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5480 How many God Watcher's points is that? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5481 Do you think cooking the apples absolves the sin? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5482 This isn't apple is it? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5483 I really need underwear but that pie is so tempting 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5484 OHHH, so it's not forbidden if it is an ingredient? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5485 Is this supposed to entice me more or less than a plain old apple? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5486 But He commanded us to shut our pie hole. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5487 Is there gluten in it? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5488 Well ... as long as you're sure it's gluten-free. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5489 You gave me your rib, I baked you this pie. Let's make sure we always perpetuate this dynamic for eons to come. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5490 It's apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5491 Did you remember to bring the ice cream? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5492 Eve...apples? Now we'll have to move again. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5493 I think this is a half-baked idea that won't end well. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5494 Just try it, Betty from up the street makes them. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5495 Gosh, how great! There's a kitchen in paradise for you. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5496 I should have let you know - HE told me to cut back on carbs! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5497 You're stealing from windowsills now too? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5498 What is the fruit of the day? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5499 No thanks,it's still an apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5500 But it's not like Mom used to make! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5501 My pie couldn't be fresher! 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
5502 Eve honey, I think this is gonna cause trouble with the proof text people. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5503 Apples of Knowledge Pie sounds great, but is it gluten-free? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5504 Smells just like the pies my mother baked. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5505 I guess if it is genetically modified, it's not forbidden. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5506 Eve, you are so clever - cooking it as a pie does not make it forbidden, right? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5507 Why am i not surprised this is how Martha uses her time machine? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5508 Well, I don't remember Him saying we couldn't put it in a pie. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5509 I'm thinking that organic apple pie is still a no-no. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5510 I don't think Betsy DeVos is teaching the correct origins of Valentine's Day. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5511 She never said anything about pie. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5512 Do I have to guess the number of blackbirds before we can eat it? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5513 Just to be sure...the box did say "guilt free", right? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5514 I believe He actually said: "Don't eat that apple or you will be baked!" 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5515 Oh, you baked a pie so automatically I am the one who has to find outside employment... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5516 I hope it's rhubarb. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5517 Go ahead, taste it. My recipe is of Biblical proportions. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5518 When we get kicked out of here, I'll need to invent a pot holder. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5519 Uh, I thought this was the Garden of Vegan 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5520 I thought we agreed, no cheat days 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5521 I'll help myself if you don't mind. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5522 I didn't want you to go to all that trouble for me! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5523 No. I meant Humble Pie. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5524 So, this is going to help me to 'Think Different'? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5525 Got something less fattening? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5526 After the pie maybe we could have some dessert. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5527 It is alternative blueberry pie. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5528 I put it where? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5529 No, babe, that's not my idea of having it real hot for a change! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5530 Nice try, but I doubt He will be fooled. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5531 Whoa! "Martha Bakes" has brought temptation to a whole new level. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5532 Honey! Your mom sent us this! It might be Apple, though... 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5533 So, you're telling me this isn't apple? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5534 Tell me it's gluten free. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5535 Don't worry, the ingredients are local. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5536 So if I don't eat this, the terrorists win? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5537 We don't have any clothes, but yeah, I got a haircut. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5538 Not a quiche - a kiss! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5539 " I knew I should have waited, you didn't tell me you were making pie". 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5540 Oh, Adam! It's a boysenberry! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5541 Something smells fishy... 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5542 Smells delicious... but is is gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5543 Uh, you know what? After that whole apple-thing, I'm gonna grab something on the way to work. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5544 smells like an "alternative apple" pie to me 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5545 You know what the apples do to my digestive track, honey. How about some shepherd's pie instead. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5546 Oh God, a sinfully delicious apple pie! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5547 Is the crust at least gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5548 Tempting, but I'm watching my carbs. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5549 I'm sure the sugar-coated alternative fact version will be easier to swallow...but... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5550 Hey honey have you seen my clothes? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5551 I'll have to pass, Eve. I'm gluten free. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5552 Gee! Sins aren't what they used to be! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5553 Gluten free, I hope? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5554 You want me to practice with THAT?!? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5555 Uh, blackbirds? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5556 I was told there'd be cake. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5557 Oh! a forbidden apple pie! Is it gluten free? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5558 Eve, I fell for you even before I knew you could cook a wicked good pie! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5559 I really shouldn't, it'll go straight to my thyroid. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5560 He said forbidden fruit, not pie. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5561 The Lord said "NO" to apples, apple turnovers, apple fritters, and apple martinis. Why do you think He'll be OK with apple pie? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5562 Not sure which is hotter? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5563 Oh, to hell with my diet. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5564 I'm OK with sin but I can't handle glutens. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5565 It's made with organically grown apples and a gluten free pie crust, try it. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5566 Shall we eat first? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5567 Forbidden fruit pie? Think of the optics. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5568 Courtlands, I hope? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5569 No, I don't think it will make things better for us. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5570 Are we the 1%? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5571 Have you forgotten I have an apple allergy? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5572 OMG! I can't believe it. Apple pie, my favorite. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5573 Looks like some good Ede-tin'. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5574 If you cook it, he will come. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5575 I thought you were supposed to give me an apple... 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5576 Wow, that's God awful! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5577 Have you seen that wall? If we eat this pie we'll never get back in! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5578 Are you sure it's been vetted? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5579 He says it's rhubarb. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5580 Are the apples free-range? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5581 Wow, all Eve gave me was a raw apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5582 Ok, ok... just please tell me it's gluten free. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5583 What's 'gluten'?" What's 'free'? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5584 I think it still counts as a ban. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5585 "Didn't I order a McRib sandwich with this? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5586 But does pie goeth before the fall? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5587 I hope it is not apple. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5588 KellyEve, I don't think the big guy is going to be fooled by this "alternative fact". 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5589 It's apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5590 I don't care that it's in an alternate form, it's still forbidden fruit. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5591 Suddenly and without knowing why, Adam grunted: "Com'ere woman. Gimme' a piece!" 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5592 Are you sure the sugar was organic? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5593 OK, I guess, but I prefer something more rational. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5594 Thank you, but I have to watch my carbohydrates. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5595 Don't worry, it's Rhubarb. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5596 Oh baby, is that cinnamon? He didn't say anything about cinnamon. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5597 Okay, let me get this straight. The serpent's name is Donald and he told you that this baked good is very American? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5598 Wait, I remember reading about this somewhere. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5599 Babe, is that gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5600 Leaving Eden has never been more american. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5601 I think it could use a few more minutes in the sun 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5602 Just like mother use to be bake? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5603 Good God Eve, not another serpent pie! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5604 I don't care about the apples; is the crust gluten-free? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5605 What's an alternative apple pie? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5606 Hmm. Smells good but that's not in the script. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5607 Sorry, I can't - I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5608 Did you make that crust with lard? That's on my "forbidden foods" list. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5609 That baked apple smell makes it so damn temping. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5610 Hi, I'm the Barefoot Contessa. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5611 Smells wicked good, but I'm trying to stay away from everything everlasting. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5612 The snake says he made us a 'glutton free' pie? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5613 Umm, this is really awkward, but I'm gluten free. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5614 Do you have something a little lighter? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5615 How will alternative apple affect us? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5616 Is there ice cream? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5617 Where did you get the recipe? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5618 Uhhh, we were told not to bake in the Oven of Wisdom. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5619 You're sure that Bannon said this was OK to eat? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5620 Yes, but is it gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5621 Smells good but it's still apple right? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5622 Martha Stewart's receipe? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5623 I asked for four and twenty blackbirds! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5624 "...oh, thanks so much ! - you R E A L L Y shouldn't have...! Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5625 Where is it hot enough to bake? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5626 will I still be able to see your nakedness? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5627 It smells deliciously decadent. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5628 I think I liked it better fresh from the tree. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5629 And you say that it is apple free 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5630 Sorry, I'm not tempted. I like my fruit raw -- the same as you are now. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5631 I’m confused. Cannabis is legal, but fruit is a sin? And a sin is more tempting, because it’s not legal? And baking it in a pie conceals the sin? Sort of like a fig leaf for fruit? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5632 He says it's from the garment manufacturers association? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5633 I've just invented the phrase for this situation: double entendre. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5634 I only used the very best apples from that tree over there! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5635 You sure there's no mention in the Garden of Eden bylaws about forbidden rhubarb pie? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5636 I will pass on the filling and just have some of the crust. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5637 Wouldn't peaches have been a better choice? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5638 That Ritz cracker recipe finally came in handy. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5639 I'm telling you -it being safe to eat apples in a pie is an alternative fact. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5640 It's true, you are the apple of my eye, but your pies..not so much. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5641 Oh, no, not apple pie again! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5642 Is there an healthier option for original sin? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5643 So the snake told you to use a store bought crust? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5644 Eve, you're a super fire maker, a fantastic hunter-gatherer, an accomplished cave painter and a phenomenal cook, but you've gotta get over this apple thing. You're standing waist high in blueberries, how 'bout baking them next time? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5645 Did you say, no natural ingredients? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5646 Thanks, honey, but I really wanted some cherry pie. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5647 Apple? Smells good. Are you sure it's gluten-free? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5648 Don't worry, it's not apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5649 Sung from God,s mouth to your ear -"don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5650 I don't think you can just sugar coat this. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5651 Please God, don't tell me it's blueberry . 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5652 It's your favorite, snake and kidney pie. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5653 Where did you get a recipe for forbidden fruit pie ?lbd 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5654 Hey, wait a sec...! Is that a Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil pie? You shouldn't have! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5655 It's not apple is it? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5656 OMG! That's my Dad's favorite pie! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5657 What's a picnic? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5658 I think my snake wants some pie... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5659 Is it apple pie 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5660 I have a bad feeling about 'pre-heat'. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5661 You mean for punishment we have to go on a reality cooking show? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5662 Aren't we strictly paleo? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5663 Wow. I never thought I'd be glad to have celiac sprue. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5664 Honey, the rules don't apply if it's a cobbler. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5665 Have I told you how much I love you? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5666 Thank you, but you shouldn't have. Really. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5667 I thought He said you are the dessert. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5668 Were there enough apples to make an apple pie? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5669 So, where's the hole? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5670 I bet Steve can't bake like this! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5671 Yeah, i guess it is a pie, not a fruit. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5672 So, that's a py- thon? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5673 Don't eat the apple, eat the pie! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5674 Well...one bite of high fructose corn syrup won’t hurt. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5675 So, you say this is an old family recipe? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5676 Honey, you know I don't care for rhubarb pie. How about baking an apple pie? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5677 Don't tempt me if it's not gluten free! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5678 Well if it's tree fruit, lychee and cranberry with a ginger compote, and not apple... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5679 I don't know, I've been trying out this paleo thing... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5680 But are the apples from this garden? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5681 Do you think He'll notice? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5682 Oh gee. It looks so good, but I've gone gluten-free. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5683 You evil woman you — you know I'm gluten free. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5684 Alternative snacks 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5685 Peach pie, right? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5686 Hope it's not apple! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5687 Did Anna Conda give you the recipe? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5688 What's a peach pie? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5689 Sounds good I was getting tired of cherry 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5690 Uh, is it gluten free? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5691 He said not to eat it - or we will become American. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5692 Thanks, Eve. There's no way it can still be forbidden. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5693 I see, so eating forbidden fruit pie is an alternative virtue? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5694 You may have a point about this "global warming" thing. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5695 You're right - we could say we did not know it was a fruit pie. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5696 Do you remember that scene from American Pie? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5697 I know this against Atkins, but one time won't kill me. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5698 Um, the scented candle woulda worked just fine. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5699 It smells better than my mother's apple pie. 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
5700 Thanks, but this week I'm abstaining from mortality. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5701 Adam, you are the apple of my pie 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5702 Will this in any way compromise my piety? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5703 Wait, the ad said the fantasy destination dinner came with apple pie AND ice-cream. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5704 I'm tempted. But I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5705 It smells of sulfur. Let's just eat the apple raw. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5706 Pussy or pie? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5707 I'd prefer an olive branch. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5708 No, still just looking for Steve. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5709 Smells like the 'pi' of knowledge... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5710 It smells like the sin has been baked out of it. Can I get ice cream to go with it? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5711 This one will go down in history--the first Tree of Knowledge pie! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5712 Smart pie? Guess I don't know why not. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5713 Whelp....never said Nothin about a pie. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5714 Wow! A peach pie. Right? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5715 Didn't you try that yesterday? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5716 Boysenberry, right? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5717 Can we eat it if it's in a pie? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5718 Cherry my ass! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5719 Oh, Eve! Is it for my birthday or Valentine day? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5720 Wow, okay let's do it! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5721 When I said that was half-baked I was referring to the talking snake. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5722 You know I love forbidden fruit pie! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5723 Another pie??? Can I just get ONE piece of fresh fruit, for crying out loud? 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
5724 Are you doing this so I'll do that thing you like? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5725 Are you sure this is part of the Paleo diet? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5726 I thought we were trying the paleodiet. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5727 I know about the sin part. Can't it at least be gluten-free? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5728 Apple pie! . . .Wait a second, I see what you're doing here! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5729 Is it sugar-free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5730 Um, thanks, Steve? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5731 Don't tempt me—you know I am gluten and sugar free! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5732 Rhubarb! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5733 Uh, oh, what could be worse than the leaving the oven on? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5734 Thanks, I love chicken pot pie. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5735 My favorite! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5736 God said not to eat the apple but now that it's sugarcoated it doesn't seem so bad 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5737 but is it glutton free? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5738 Tempting, but I'm gluten-free now. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5739 Choices ! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5740 So this is a no-guilt dessert? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5741 If it's been cooked, does it still count? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5742 But it's not gluten-free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5743 My bad. I think I forgot to tell you I've gone gluten free. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5744 What's mincemeat? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5745 Are you sure this is peach pie? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5746 Actually, some guys from outside the garden and I are starting this new paleo diet. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5747 The forbidden fruit-filling smells great, but is it gluten-free? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5748 Uh, I don't think we're supposed to use the McIntosh. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5749 Is it apple or cherry? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5750 So Eve, can you make anything other than an apple pie? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5751 Eve's ORIGINAL SIN CORPROMISE 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5752 Only if it is gluten free. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5753 not worth leaving for Eve 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5754 I should've mentioned this earlier, but I have a gluten allergy. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5755 Tempting, but is it gluten- free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5756 For want of cinnamon, the serpent failed. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5757 Let me get this straight. You got this from a place called Village Inn and not "the tree?" 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5758 Who told you that the regulations were silly? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5759 APPLE PIE!! My favorite! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5760 Umm... that pie looks awfully sinful. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5761 That's gluten free, right? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5762 Mincemeat? Okay, why not? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5763 No thanks. I don't like pie. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5764 Seriously?! You know I can resist anything but the scent of cinnamon! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5765 You know I hate rhubarb. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5766 So the serpent told you, if it's wrapped in pastry and cooked, then its OK to eat them? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5767 Are you sure this is peach? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5768 Now he's saying, "Bake it Great Again." 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5769 Forget Sin, I'll burn the roof of my mouth! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5770 “Okay, we’ve got the food covered for our party, but I still think we’re going to have to come up with another card game beyond strip poker”. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5771 Oh, so you're supposed to heat them up before you take a bite? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5772 I'm guessing that's an apple pie? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5773 let's try coconut and see what happens... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5774 That looks good but I think I'd prefer a Macintosh and thou. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5775 Telling me that's not apple is an alternative fact. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5776 Don't worry, it's not apple. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5777 According to Shawn Spicer "the issue was, plain and simple, a matter of trust." 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5778 For God's sake, I don't want apple! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5779 What could a few extra calories hurt, right? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5780 You say it's made from artificial ingredients? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5781 Yeah, I know everything you make is creator approved, snake approved, and you approved, but I'll pass. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5782 Steve here says you're a great cook, Kellyanne. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5783 Adam, "I hope that's pecan pie." 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5784 That wouldn't happen to be blueberry, would it? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5785 I don't think so - look what happened the last time we ate that fruit! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5786 Maybe we can beat fate! I turned the apple into apple pie! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5787 It doesn't smell as good as mom's, but if you insist... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5788 Is this going to make the world any better? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5789 Disguising it isn't going to make Him forget it's an apple. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5790 Lemme get this straight. Are you offering me a slice of heaven? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5791 Eve, this tasteless scheme that you and that serpent have cooked up is so half-baked! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5792 I'm not sure you should be cooking the apples. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5793 Butter crust I pray? I think it's against my religion to eat lard. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5794 I swear it's not apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5795 Welcome to an alternative reality. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5796 Now you`re sure it`s blueberry, right ? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5797 It looks delicious but the original didn’t set so well… 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5798 Honey, an apple is an apple, is an apple, in pie or not. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5799 Guess it can't be any worse than that devil's food cake you made last week. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5800 I don't care about the apples, but is it gluten-free? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5801 Any chance it's mock apple pie? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5802 We need a change. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5803 booty ass pie 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5804 No, I haven't seen American Pie yet. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5805 Pie, Vey! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5806 With my cholesterol, you really are the Eve of destruction. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5807 I was hoping for snake pie. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5808 Sorry. I'm celiac. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5809 You know I can't eat gluten. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5810 You call it fruit filling, I call it apple. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5811 Are you getting complex already? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5812 wait, woah woah woah, should we even be white? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5813 But that's not on the Paleo diet 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5814 The apple was bad enough. I don't want to know what happens after gluten. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5815 As long as those apples were organic 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5816 Eve, you know damn well that I can never resist your forbidden fruit pie! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5817 As long as its Gluten Free 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5818 I'm not sure the framer had this in mind. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5819 The fruits of the tree of knowledge -- they're organic, right? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5820 I wanted the cherry not the apple 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5821 I know apples are forbidden, but are you sure a pie is ok 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5822 That was for my cider. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5823 I dunno, Eve, smells delicious, buy I still think it's going to be a deal-breaker! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5824 "Four-and-twenty black...." I think you're in the wrong story. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5825 A 'good and evil pie', He didn't say anything about not eating of that, did He? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5826 Apple pie is permitted? Are you sure? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5827 It's sin, have a little sin. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5828 It's OK, Adam...the apples are from Russia! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5829 I think you can see how excited I am about this. Did the snake get you the oven, too? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5830 It's tempting, but I only eat my apple pie a la mode. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5831 It's okay if I eat it standing up, right? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5832 Tempting, but I'm gluten free, remember? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5833 Got something different than peach? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5834 apple pie trumps visas, bigly! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5835 Gluten and sugar free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5836 Is pie a sin? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5837 You mean you did all these stuff and God still doesn't know? This knowledge fruit sure puts us ahead of God! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5838 A la mode? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5839 I'm kind of filled. I'll just have an apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5840 I don't recall him saying anything about giving it a good whiff. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5841 You saw I was coming so you baked me a pie! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5842 Next time could you make it a crumb crust? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5843 This apple pie looks so beautiful as it is. It would be a shame if we ate it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5844 Are you sure we should go through that again? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5845 Th fruit of Eve's labor 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5846 Oh Babe, that is so tempting, but I actually stopped eating gluten last Monday. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5847 Did the snake say it was gluten free? I don't want any problems after we eat it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5848 Smells good, but I was hoping for Boston cream... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5849 And you swear the Big Guy was OK with your "forbidden fruit pie?" 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5850 I thought pi was an irrational number... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5851 It's an original sin... I mean recipe. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5852 Oh, my God, it's the forbidden pi. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5853 That smells simply erotic! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5854 Duh! Of course it's apple. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5855 OK, but have you read the end user license agreeement? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5856 But I wanted cheesecake. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5857 Apple pie, really? I thought Lilith was crazy. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5858 Apple pie again! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5859 It's my coveted forbidden fruit recipe. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5860 I dunno...is it whole wheat? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5861 I dunno...Is it gluten-free? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5862 But is it low carb? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5863 As long as it's gluten free I think we're safe. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5864 The serpent said I should avoid gluten. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5865 I apologisz Honey, all this time I thought you ate it!! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5866 You're sure this one is gluten-free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5867 Berried and scared. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5868 I hope it's cherry. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5869 So BAKED apples are OK? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5870 Tempting, but I'm vegan.... 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5871 Turning it into a pie and calling it 'Just Deserts' doesn't make it okay to eat. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5872 Well, yeah...I'm sorry. I just don't like the texture. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5873 APPLE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you know it is my favorite??? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5874 Yeah it has apples, but is it gluten free? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5875 It'd be a shame to let all this fruit go to waste. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5876 I hope this doesn't start our first fight -- apples again? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5877 You sneaky little - ! Goddamn, you're good! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5878 As long as it's gluten free, I guess I'll try it. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5879 Uh.....The devil made me do it? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5880 Did the serpent put you up to this? Didn't I warn you that he is evil and has a warped sense of humor? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5881 Wait, there's a baked apple pie tree here, too? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5882 In the beginning God created pie. And it wasn't easy. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5883 I'd love to but I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5884 I don't think he can tell what this is. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5885 That better be banana cream 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5886 You say the recipe was on the Ritz cracker box? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5887 What do you mean, you don't yet know what kind of pie this is…? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5888 You're right, maybe He won't guess it; all I can smell is the cinnamon. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5889 Tempting, yes, but does it contain gluten? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5890 My God, Eve, a fresh baked apple pie - there's no way that would be Forbidden 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5891 I'll take it, if you promise Eugene Levy isn't here. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5892 You don't understand a la mode? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5893 Is it an apple tart? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5894 Wow, that looks just like Mother's! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5895 Maybe we should cover ourselves - those apples are hot ! 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5896 If it's cooked is it unforbidden? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5897 Tree of alternative knowledge? Pinky swear? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5898 Eve, the one rule here is as easy as pie. It's just a saying. It's not to be taken literally. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5899 This could become the fall of my waistline. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5900 Smells sinful! Unfortunately, I don't do gluten. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5901 Do I 'know' you? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5902 And gluten-free? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5903 Is it gluten free? I shouldn't have it if it has gluten in it. Also no nuts correct? How about dairy? How about high fructoce corn syrup? MSG? No saccharine? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5904 That looks just like grandma's 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5905 You're sure that since we're in paradise, apple pie is not fattening? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5906 Wait, what do you mean you didn't use organic sugar? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5907 Dessert's done? I guess I should start on the ribs. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5908 Are we in America? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5909 How did you do the crust? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5910 I like my fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil pie ala mode. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5911 Hot apple pie! I'm just not sure. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5912 How did you know the way to my heart is through my stomach? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5913 But we were told not to touch the apples. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5914 hmm...is that by any chance cherry? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5915 I heard you just moved in so I made you something 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5916 But...gluten is forbidden! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5917 I thought you were a raw foodie. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5918 Alternative fact #1 Apple pies are always made with peaches. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5919 I sure hope that crust is gluten free. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5920 OK, so the filling may be forbidden; but is it organically grown? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5921 As long as it's not from one of the seven banned countries. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5922 Baked goods and evil? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5923 I don't even know where to begin. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5924 Apple? I prefer lemon meringue. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5925 Really? It's gluten free? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5926 I feel like I am being led into temptation on speed dial. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5927 Well it got a 5-star rating from Snakes Inc 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5928 Didn't He tell us to avoid sugar? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5929 How many apples!!? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5930 Didn't we agree on pumpkin? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5931 Man's first pick-up line: "What's cookin', good lookin'? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5932 Um, peach? No... cherry. No, blueberry! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5933 What did you two cook up? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5934 Is that what my Mother taught you? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5935 Okay, I'll do it. Let's just hope no one makes a movie about this. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5936 Adam, would you like a slice of my Alternative Facts pie? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5937 No, I don't think he'll make an exception because you won "Pie Wars." 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5938 It's still forbidden, but at least it's sweet. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5939 Please don't tell me that's a Forbiden Fruit Pie. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5940 You should have invited my parents. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5941 Oh, no! Thanks for reminding me, Satan. I forgot to tell you. I'm tree fruit intolerant." 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5942 I'm pretty sure He hates apple pie. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5943 Let's see if I got this right, it's a cherry pie, we're out of apples and you have a really bad headache. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5944 Ummm...Is that gluten free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5945 Fangs but no fangs. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5946 American Pie Presents: Back to The Garden of Eden 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5947 Hey, it's like the serpent said, "A woman's place is in the kitchen!" 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5948 Wow! That's so American of you! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5949 Ah, I love your pie hun, but I'm not about to piss off God that was his last good apple. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5950 It's that time of month again? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5951 Did this come from the Bakery of Forbidden Knowledge? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5952 Gluten-free? Guilt-free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5953 Is an apple pie still considered an apple? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5954 I only eat fresh fruit 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5955 You mean we're not going to live fat free. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5956 Is this pie okay with the guy in the sky? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5957 Eve, please tell me those are rhubarbs. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5958 I didn't mention I was gluten-free? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5959 I'm gluten-free now. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5960 I don't know Adam, this smells good as Hell. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5961 Who’s Lilith? And why does this smell like arsenic? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5962 Promise this one doesn't have raisins. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5963 Sorry, I'm on this futuristic 'paleo' diet 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5964 The serpent told you that it's ok to eat gluten? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5965 Apple is fine, but is it gluten-free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5966 Four and twenty blackbirds? But I wanted apple! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5967 Are you sure it's glutten-free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5968 Paradise has major appliances? Check the dryer. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5969 Coming to a theater new you "American Pie" the prequel!! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5970 It's non GMO? What the hell does that mean? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5971 Thanks... but I'm trying to watch my wait. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5972 Sugar-free? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5973 Did you at least get ice cream? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5974 A chocolate pecan? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5975 Don't listen to that asp. Picked, poached or baked, Eve, I still think we're screwed. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5976 Is it free? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5977 Mmmm, So worth it. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5978 What do you mean you re-negotiated the sanctions? I don't know about that. I haven't seen it. What report is that? I haven't seen that. I'll have to look into that. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5979 Not sure. Peach you say? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5980 I think he'll still find the apple. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5981 I sure hope that's a peach pie! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5982 The apples smell delicious, but I wonder if God wants us to discover pastry. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5983 Want some pie sexy 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5984 Which kitchen? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5985 Okay--you left out the apple, but you used high carbs and saturated fats. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5986 Is that gluten-free, babe? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5987 I made it from scratch 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5988 What crust. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5989 You mean to tell me this whole time I could have been eating cooked meat. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5990 Do you think He'll let us stay? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5991 Actually, I'm more of a peach guy. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5992 Is this a piece offering? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5993 I see you've been watching the cooking channel again, Eve. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5994 Don't worry. These apples are locally sourced. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5995 OK. But what about the gluten? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5996 No, I was wrong. You can bake a pie 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5997 You sure there's no gluten in that? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5998 I don't know if I should... Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5999 Pie seems out of character 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6000 He didn't say anything about fruit from the pie of good and evil. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6001 I hope you checked for wormholes. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6002 It's in a pie; so I guess it's ok. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6003 I hope it's made with steevia, I can't take the guilt. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6004 You know I have a gluten intolerance. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6005 It's an alternative fact apple pie? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6006 I'm trying to keep trim, but what harm could one bite do? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6007 With a sheepish "delicious!" for the sour pie of eating, Adam spoketh our first lie of Eden 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6008 I hope it's apple. I'm tired of pumpkin. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6009 a La Mode would be more tempting. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6010 It's not what I meant by pie 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6011 I was told by my dietitian not to eat this apple pie or there will be great consequences, but it's so tempting. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6012 How could I forget? March 14th! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6013 He was saying something about eternal fire and it gave me an idea. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6014 I just wanted a bite of the apple, but you baked me a whole pie. 1.1200 0.05356 75 70 1 4
6015 The snake says the Boysenberry is sinfully good. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6016 Hmmm... is it gluten free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6017 Adam's déjà vu moment 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6018 I can't eat that. Gluten is evil. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6019 Where'd that come from? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6020 Do you know what you're doing? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6021 But He said no carbs. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6022 Let's start again... 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6023 Just as long as it isn't forbidden fruit pie. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6024 I don't think that I like them apples. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6025 But it is gluten-free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6026 Now that's really hot! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6027 Man's first decision. Eat it = exiled from Eden. Have sex with it = major motion picture hit in the '90s 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6028 pie? not fruit? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6029 A 'Mock Apple Pie' made out of mock ritz crackers? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6030 So eating it on the Sabbath is like a catch-22? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6031 Nice try, but I don't do gluten 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6032 Thanks, but I’m full from bananas at Steve’s. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6033 Sorry, I prefer kale. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6034 Is it to go? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6035 Are you sure you can't think of anything better than a warm apple pie? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6036 I don't like rhubarb, do you have anything else? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6037 OMG the snake told me 3.14 and now it was apple. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6038 I guess one slice of forbidden fruit pie couldn't hurt. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6039 It's tempting . . . but is it gluten-free? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6040 A Merrick Pie--didn't it expire in November? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6041 You were in Little Italy, and forgot to play my Power Ball numbers? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6042 Hmm, an alt-knowledge pie you say? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6043 Have you ever seen "American Pie"? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6044 What's that? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6045 Apple-Helper? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6046 Gee I don't know. Is that gluten free? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6047 He told you that the apples were organically grown? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6048 Does this pie adhere to locavore standards? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6049 I used to think all those people who called you an evil tart were wrong but now I’m not so sure. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6050 Thanks no, I've gone gluten free. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6051 How do I know these aren't fake apples? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6052 It looks divine. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6053 No thanks. I'm gluten-free. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6054 I thought you were going to make a banana cream pie. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6055 Did you use father's recipe? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6056 Why did you cover the pie's nakedness? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6057 It appears you take great pride in that pie, but now we'll have to start a clothes budget. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6058 Pie, huh. Now that's an entirely different kind of thing. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6059 But you know I'm pre diabetic. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6060 Is it nut and gluten free? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6061 I'm tempted but I'm trying to stay gluten and guilt free to eat gluten free 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6062 That looks sinful, but why do I need to wear a fig leaf? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6063 I, uh, just started the Paleo diet, so I’ll have to pass. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6064 Is that paleo friendly? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6065 It was meant to happen so just relax and let's have dessert. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6066 Where did you get the ingredients? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6067 I won the church bake off! 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6068 It's not made of forbidden fruit, is it? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6069 They were warned; they persisted. #so-calledGardenofEden. LIES. 1.1200 0.05356 75 70 1 4
6070 Since you're tired of cherry pie why don't you try this? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6071 You're right. Making a pie was much more pleasurable than eating a lousy apple. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6072 What's that? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6073 Gosh .... where did you learn how to create? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6074 But I asked for chocolate meringue! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6075 Are you trying to tempt me? Remember, I am eating Paleo. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6076 Oh geez, Eve ... you know I'm allergic to gluten! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6077 Wait, whats in there, and how did you figure out pie? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6078 Yes, I do need a fork. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6079 I hate this paleo diet. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6080 It's not my fault! I wasn't fully briefed! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6081 the 21st century called and said we're doomed, let's eat. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6082 What, no coffee? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6083 Is that on the Paleo diet? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6084 Honeycrisp or Granny Smith? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6085 Is it rhubarb? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6086 My God, Eve, a fresh baked Fruit Pie - no way would that be Forbidden ! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6087 Well, we might as well keep exploring new recipes! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6088 Apple or cherry? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6089 I thought we agreed to try blueberry. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6090 Apple, schmapple, I don't want the calories. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6091 Organic? Well, if you say so. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6092 Is it possible a la mode ? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6093 You know blueberry would have caused fewer,future problems. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6094 Oh, I'm just not that hungry right now. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6095 Is it apple or cherry? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6096 Whoa! Don't let our personal trainer see that. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6097 Adam, If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6098 Never heard of 'knowledge' apples. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6099 I'm not that hungry right now. Do you have any fruit? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6100 A pie? This must not be the first time you've tasted this fruit. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6101 So what if I didn't vote. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6102 No thank you. I'm gluten free. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6103 That does not look paleo to me 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6104 Is that Lucifer's recipe? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6105 The power of women! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6106 Gluten-free crust you say? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6107 An apple a day keeps God away. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6108 Alternative facts. God did not ban apple pie. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6109 We can't afford pie. Money doesn't grow on trees. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6110 I told you a hundred times," peach pie, peach pie"! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6111 What's next, lemonade? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6112 Whole wheat? It still looks sinful. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
6113 But it's forbidden gluten. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6114 Please tell me that's Four and Twenty Blackbird Pie. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6115 I guess it's worth a try. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6116 And I thought you atethe apple 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6117 It's really tempting Honey, but you know I can't eat gluten. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6118 You think we are so innocent? 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
6119 You're still in a sense eating the apple, Eve. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6120 I might need a judicial determination as to whether this would constitute Original Sin. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6121 I don't know if I should. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6122 It's made with unfiltered cold press extra-virgin snake oil. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6123 Don't worry. This one is Blackberry and Rhubarb, darling. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6124 Blueberry. Always blueberry. Why can't we have apple just once? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6125 Isn't the whole point that sin is only bad in its raw form? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6126 That should help; too bad I can't just take a pill. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6127 We sssssscream for ice cream. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6128 Please tell me there's gluten in this one. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6129 This must be a trick. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6130 Guess which flavor is it 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6131 But I thought pi are square? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6132 I think He might have forgiven a bite, but the cider and the strudel and the caramel dipping and now a pie? We may be pushing things too far. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6133 Kissing doesn't last. Cooking does. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6134 That's tempting, but what about my diet? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6135 Sweeney Todd's fever dream. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6136 I feel a headache coming on. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6137 Maybe we should get the opinion of our lawyer. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6138 it's a so called pear pie 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6139 Yesterday I asked for a lemon and you got me lemonade. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6140 Strawberry rhubarb? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6141 Where did you ever get the idea for apple pie? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6142 Sure, one piece is harmless 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6143 Oof, dessert? I'm pretty sure the calories in that thing are totally sinful. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6144 My crust runneth over. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6145 Baking them in a pie isn’t likely to make childbearing any less painful. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6146 I don't care if it WAS a Granny Smith! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6147 I don't know Eve, I told the agent "dude ranch" not "bible camp". 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6148 A pie? I only eat organic apples. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6149 I'm willing to break the rules, but only if it's gluten-free. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6150 Please shave next time. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6151 Sorry, I'm off gluten. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6152 So this is your pie r squared. Is this sinfully good or are you into the new math? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6153 I have an idea for a movie 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6154 Eve, I was born yesterday but not at night. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6155 One bad apple spoils the pie! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6156 I forbid you to eat this! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6157 Snakes can't talk. We'll eat the pie first, but then we're taking you straight to see the Doctor. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6158 Did I tell you of my celiac condition? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6159 We have some issues here 1. Your name is Eve not Julia 2. It's called Original Sin not original recipe 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6160 I'm on a fructose-free diet, but that pie smells divine! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6161 Heard it tastes... just like chicken. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6162 He said next time he'd bring us a really good Pinot. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6163 Well, I gave up complex carbohydrates fot New Year's "Eve"... 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6164 Sorry, I am raw vegan 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6165 My rib feels fine, but have you seen my Adam's Apple ? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6166 Um, did you ever see "American Pie?" 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6167 Maybe the sugar and spices will make the alternative facts more palatable. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6168 Very tempting, Eve, but the one rule here is to avoid gluten. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6169 For my birthday? Oh, you shouldn't have. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6170 Looks great, but I don't know what to do with it. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6171 So young and already American? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6172 #557: The American Sin by Harry Bliss, pencil on paper, 2017. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6173 But does "mock" apple pie have apples? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6174 God said 'mincemeat' when you asked him about it? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6175 Do I want a piece of pie? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6176 Apple pie! That's really tempting. Is it gluten free? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6177 I think He prefers cake. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6178 I should have told you before, I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6179 I thought we had that last night... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6180 Ovens are on sale! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6181 Did God not say "surely you shall pie?" 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6182 I love it -- finally a practical use for my apple. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6183 Thanks, but I'm gluten-free. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6184 I'm sorry, I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6185 Asple pie??? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6186 "Is it worth it?" Adam asks. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6187 Stop worrying, honey. As far as He can tell, there are blueberries inside. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6188 Dose your offering count as an apple? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6189 A blueberry pie? I have no knowledge about that. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6190 I read some pretty bad Yelp reviews about that tree's fruit. Supposed to have a bitter aftertaste. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6191 And there's no fruit in there, right? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6192 Oh no, global warming is truly happening ! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6193 Uh Oh hide it; The Creator just prohibited the further receipt of apples received from serpents without the proper vetting! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6194 So, you're telling me that food is another thing to describe as "hot"? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6195 Tempted? Don't worry; it's gluten-free! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6196 Apple sauce for breakfast, apple strudel for lunch, now apple pie for dinner. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6197 Now you're talking! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6198 So you think that the change in appearance should be the determining factor? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6199 Guys, it's time for some game theory 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6200 Think of it as alternative fruit. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6201 The scent alone is making me want to put on come clothes. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6202 The c,ard said "Welcome to the neighborhood." It was signed, Sarah Lee Serpent. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6203 I have just a sliver. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6204 Is that a gift from the transition team? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6205 Do you want ala mode? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6206 Pumpkin? Right? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6207 Gee, not quite the cherry pie I had in mind. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6208 No vanilla ice cream? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6209 How come your hands aren't burning? 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6210 Thank you Eve , I can enjoy this apple pie with out taking a bite . 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6211 It's OK, it comes from the oven of knowledge 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6212 I probably should have mentioned I'm gluten free. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6213 Oh, I’ve already been to whole foods 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6214 Thanks, honey. But why do you call it Trojan pie? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6215 Tempting, but I thought I ordered strawberry-rhubarb. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6216 Isn't that taking it a little too far? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6217 What if he's omsniffinent? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6218 Honestly ? Honestly ? You really made it from scratch ? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6219 Apple Pie? Don't you remember what apples does to us? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6220 Of course I’m a patriot. I’m just trying to lose a few pounds. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6221 Oh, yum! Can I eat just enough to need a loincloth? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6222 it sure smells like apple pie 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6223 Ooooh, thanks, how sweet. Looks positively sinful... can't though, I'm gluten free. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6224 Just what I was never thinking of. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6225 To eat the pie or not to eat the pie? 'Tis man's oldest question. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6226 Oh gosh, you should have. No, really — you shouldn't have. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6227 Pie. You want me to guess what kind. Gee . . . ! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6228 The snake needs it to be gluten free. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6229 Gee Eve I think this is called overshooting it a bit 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6230 Are you sure this pie for us is pious? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6231 This way, no one will know we are taking a bite of the apple. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6232 But God said not to eat from the gluten tree! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6233 Looks half baked. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6234 Now how do we prove we didn't taste it first? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6235 Uhhh, Cherry? Blueberry? Pumpkin? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6236 Somehow, the is all Donald Trump's fault. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6237 Please tell me that's gluten free. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6238 Tempting, but any cheddar? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6239 That apple pie looks sinfully delicious. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6240 But... I just took a Viagra! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6241 What would happen if I passed? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6242 Are you sure the ingredients are ethically sourced? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6243 Something tells me we're gonna have the guilts for eating the whole pie. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6244 Forbidden pie, huh? Okay, I'll bite. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6245 And you're sure it's gluten-free? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6246 Doesn't smell like blueberry, but there's only one way to be sure; you first, Sweetie. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6247 I hope this pot pie is less potent than those brownies you baked the other day. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6248 Couldn't you make anything other than APPLE pie? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6249 I baked this especially for all future generations. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6250 An epic apple pie? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6251 Oh no, I just gave up desserts 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6252 I would much prefer blueberry. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6253 No, darling. It's supposed to be an apple, not an apple pie. I think you should give it to the snake. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6254 You used green apples ? I think we can get away with it. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6255 It's tempting, but I'm glutin intolerant. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6256 Someone in the comments section recommended adding what? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6257 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6258 I'm not sure what that is but my stomach really wants me to eat it! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6259 Easy As Pie 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6260 Gosh, I don’t know how you did that but give some to the snake and tell it to keep its mouth shut about this. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6261 If 'the medium is the message,' we should should we okay with our Alternative Facts. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6262 Don't worry, it's not illegal yet 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6263 Don't you think He will know by its smell? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6264 It smells great, but I'm really trying to stick to this paleo-diet. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6265 Shortly after eating, Adam realized there was no right answer all along. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6266 He says it's his mother's recipe. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6267 Mom's secret recipe! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6268 Hey Steve, Can we share it with the dinosaurs? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6269 Apple? Is it fall already? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6270 It really is tempting, but I'm trying to watch my carbs. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6271 Please let me guess again. It's a pecan pie! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6272 Glutenfree, right? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6273 Well, He did say not to eat the apple. He didn't say anything about pie. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6274 Oh, sorry, he bit me. Can I have the pie? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6275 Ok if the snake says it's 100% organic! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6276 Now you've really cooked my goose! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6277 If I eat this, will I have to do the dishes and clean the stove for the rest of eternity? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6278 What exactly do mean by "from scratch"? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6279 Got anything a little less filling? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6280 They were out of apples. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6281 Tonight apple pie. Tomorrow, figgy pudding. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6282 Your husband wasn't tempted? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6283 Paradise? My ass! We don't even have Ben & Jerry's to go with that. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6284 And you wonder why you never passed the bar exam. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6285 He said no gluten. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6286 Smells great, Eve. God told us we can't eat from the fruit of the apple, but he didn't say anything about variations of it. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6287 Warning: Filling may be hot! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6288 What was that about "crusts," "ovens," and "consequences"? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6289 Eh, this garden's overrated anyway. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6290 Tempting.... is it gluten free? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6291 Well - if you say its Asian Pear pie - then that's okay. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6292 Why can't you understand that a ban on eating apples is not a ban on eating apple pie? 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6293 I think he'd prefer a mouse 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6294 You ruined my fruit! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6295 On the 8th day God created pie. It was then that Adam and Eve needed clothes! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6296 Adam—please explain this hole. 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6297 Thanks Eve... But I think your evolving much faster than I am... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6298 It depends - do you know how to use an epi pen? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6299 Damn, woman, the nuclear option on Day 26!? 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6300 I have this strange feeling of apprehension. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6301 But I never asked you to negotiate sanctions, agreed? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6302 Where did you get that from? The 20th Century? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6303 I told you: NO hot stuff until we, at least, get some clothes! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6304 Well, if you also threw in some whipped cream and coffee... 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6305 Are you sure this is this organic, gluten free and guilt free? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6306 I guess if you're going to steal His fruit, you might as well go for the gold. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6307 I'd love to try some, but you know we'll have to wait another three millennia before we're able to bake it. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6308 I thought I told you I'm doing paleo now. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6309 Eve, no matter how you hide it, an apple is an apple..and we're doomed. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6310 You're sure he said these apples are pious? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6311 Yes, I promise I won't do that thing I did to the last one. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6312 Somehow this captures my heart... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6313 It's ok. It's American-made. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6314 So breakfast ends at ten thirty? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6315 It's not Paleo friendly. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6316 Hmmm. Is it low carb, gluten-free? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6317 I suppose we could pretend that its blueberry. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6318 The universe's first roofie. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6319 Brad and I thank you. Give Rachel my regards. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6320 Sorry, my God forbids gluten. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6321 I get that prohibited pie is better than forbidden fruit, but.... 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6322 I've never seen American Pie. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6323 Just the filling please. You know pie crusts give me heartburn. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6324 I'm going back to fig leaves. They're safer. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6325 Are you sure it's strawberry rhubarb? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6326 It's really an eye-opening experience? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6327 Maybe just a sliver? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6328 This is the moment that Tarzan fell in love with Jane 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6329 Golden Delicious or Granny Smith? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6330 Oh, please God - I hope it's not apple pie! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6331 Original cinnamon? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6332 Is it gluten free,Eve? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6333 How do you know it's not fake gluten free? 'Cause everything that snake says is fake. Fakest. Ever. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6334 It looks delicious dear, but you know that I'm trying to eat Paleo. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6335 I don't know, Eve -- I'm thinking vanilla ice cream would make it perfect! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6336 Wow! That smell… That flaky crust… You said you just used one apple, right ? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6337 Didn't we go gluten free? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6338 Well, there's no hair on it. It's probably O.K. 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6339 I'll pass if it's apple pie. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6340 It's as American as getting kicked out of the garden 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6341 Oh wow, so that was a baking apple? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6342 That doesn't look very paleo. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6343 That sin better be gluten free! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6344 That doesn't smell like blueberry ... 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6345 But I already know that 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6346 What do we use for napkins? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6347 I still don't get why they call it the Tree of Wisdom. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6348 I have this strange urge to hit that with a stick! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6349 God warned us about refined flower, refined sugar, lard, and even processed fruit. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6350 Eve's apple pie was sinfully good. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6351 What's Dutch Apple? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6352 I appreciate the gesture, but I'm gluten intolerant. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6353 Whar did I do to deserve this? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6354 How could have done that? I haven't invented the oven yet. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6355 We're not supposed to eat blackbirds. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6356 The doctor did say I needed more fruits and vegetables in my diet. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6357 HAPPY PIE DAY 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6358 Wouldn't a cherry pie be better? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6359 Sorry, I'm still on my juice cleanse. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6360 It's OK because it's made of alternate apples? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6361 Hang on, I just need to calculate my daily Weight Watcher's point allowance. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6362 Tempting, but apple pie without a scoop of ice cream just isn't worth the extra calories. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6363 Technically it's not 'eating.' 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6364 How could I know if it's good? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6365 before the editors dumbed it down.... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6366 Gee whizz Lorraine, Eve Quiche again? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6367 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6368 Why do you always take everything further than necessary? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6369 Does snake pot pie taste like chicken pot pie? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6370 And we're certain that this Tree Of Knowledge doesn't include mathematics? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6371 Chopped. Episode 1 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6372 CUT!...Another research blunder! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6373 Did you tell him we are doing Paleo?! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6374 Do you have gluten free? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6375 Is it made out of those whatchamacallits? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6376 I don't know, where is the whip cream? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6377 Whoa! Since you put it like that... 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6378 Is it low-fat and original sin-free? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6379 So, you didn't eat the apple? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6380 Multitasking already? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6381 You think this might be better than... 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6382 I thought carbs were forbidden? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6383 Uh, I don't know? The last time you suggested something, I voted for Trump. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6384 What is an apple pie? 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6385 Should I go high or should I go low? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6386 Oh no! Not the apple pie guilt trip again!!! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6387 I thought God told us not to pick from that tree. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6388 Sure, Eve, He didn't say anything about pie! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6389 Don't worry, baking kills all the knowledge germs. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6390 Gee I kinda had my heart set on Key Lime Pie. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6391 So that's how you want it! I fetch, you cook. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6392 I'll just work it off tomorrow. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6393 Did the snake make you eat the apple, or bake the pie? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6394 Sorry, I can't Eve. I have a gluten allergy 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6395 It's a Russian recipe from the Trump Delights Cookbook. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6396 Let's call it "Naked Pies Cafe"! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6397 We're going to need two scoops of ice cream, plus something to cover the pie. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6398 Well, if this still gets us banned, at least now we can expect a protest 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6399 Are you sure it's rhubarb pie? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6400 It'll make the place smell more homey 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6401 You found it on a window sill? What’s a window sill? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6402 Let me get this straight, he said "No pie-eating people can be permanently vanquished?" 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6403 On second thought let's leave the pie here and take off for the weekend. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6404 ...your ahh tart? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6405 "Oh my god! You anticipated my desire". 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6406 Where's the Cool Whip? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6407 If it smells too good to be true, then it probably is... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6408 Hmm, He's cool if we eat mincemeat? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6409 You forgot the fork again! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6410 I apprciate your generosity, but Forbiden Fruit Pie sticks in my throat. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6411 You know if we don't eat it we still may be safe. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6412 You just had to do some creating of your own! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6413 You say it's faux Biden fruit pie? 1.1096 0.04997 73 68 2 3
6414 I'd really prefer cherry pie. I don't see why you think apple is so special. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6415 Now we just need a kitchen. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6416 Now you're sure: no peanuts, gluten, lactose, apples? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6417 If I didn't bake the pie, and you didn't bake the pie, I think we're not alone! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6418 Do you have any vanilla ice cream? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6419 Naked and Not Afraid 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6420 Gee KellyAnne, are you sure it's okay like that? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6421 Look honey, the baseball was fun. The hotdogs were delicious. But I'm starting think this "America First" thing may end up costing us bigly. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6422 Ah! The forbidden apple pie 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6423 And this movie, you say is called American Pie? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6424 Only if I can have it a la mode. Can you believe I speak French? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6425 Well, if it"s all artificial... 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6426 No windowsill to let it cool. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6427 Oh, go ahead and enjoy it. It's in the Bible. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6428 I remember nothing in His admonition about cooked apples. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6429 Sorry Eve. I've gone sugar, fat and gluten-free... 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6430 He didn't say nothin' about apple pies. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6431 It's tempting, but I'm on a diet. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6432 Looks delicious, but I'm not supposed to eat apple. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6433 Unfortunately, my diet forbids that. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6434 Alright, but you still can't sew or do laundry. 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
6435 Have you seen my phone any where? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6436 Is it Thanksgiving already? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6437 So you have yet another headache..?! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6438 SNAKE said it was sinfully delicious and gluten-free! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6439 I dunno, it's sure tempting. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6440 I guess now that it's cooked it shouldn't disagree with me. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6441 Pot pie? Again?! 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
6442 I love a bake sale ! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6443 Smells delicious, but I heard the after-taste stays with you. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6444 Of course he'll like it, why wouldn't he? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6445 I asked for a sandwich. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6446 Oy, it couldn't be cherry or blueberry? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6447 I got this recipe from the cookbook "101 Ways to Eat Forbidden Fruit". 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6448 The gluten is what makes it feel sinful. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6449 So you're saying this wouldn't be un-American? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6450 I'm in more of an avocado toast mood. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6451 Original, but not very tempting. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6452 Prune pie might be just what I need. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6453 I wanted PUMPKIN! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6454 Are you sure it's gluten free...I mean guilt free? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6455 Are you SURE that it's low carb? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6456 How is this an American tradition? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6457 Psst! Ask her if she could serve it a la mode. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6458 Don't shove that in my face. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6459 Since we've already Sinned, why can't we have Peach or Blueberry even??!!! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6460 I have baked a cherry pie, Billy Boy 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6461 Is it at least gluten-free? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6462 Does fruit pie count? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6463 Smells great, but I'm allergic to apples. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6464 No thanks. I'm on a diet. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6465 I don't know - is it gluten free? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6466 Just for me? Wow! What's forbidden fruit? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6467 You know I prefer cherry. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6468 'If it's got an apple in it, we're in big trouble.' 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6469 In retrospect, we probably should have ordered out. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6470 But you think I'm supposed to stick it *where*? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6471 I don't know, apple pie is too cliché. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6472 No, thank you. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6473 Did you use organic apples? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6474 The forbidden fruit pie doesn't fall far from the tree. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6475 I guess a bite of apple pie wouldn't hurt. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6476 And its gluten free. How did you know? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6477 Hidden falls 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
6478 Apples and blueberries, you say? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6479 Apple? Oh, I was hoping for rhubarb! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6480 Thanks, but blueberry stains – can you bake me an apple pie? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6481 I prefer coconut cream. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6482 Is that the whiff of a half-baked idea? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6483 If we tell Him it's a cherry pie do you still think He will make us wear pants if we eat it? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6484 But that pie has no topping... it's NAKED! 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
6485 Are you sure it's a pear pie? God said I'm allergic to apples. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6486 Apple IS my favorite Eve, but you know I’m gluten intolerant. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6487 And you are absolutely sure it does not contain any Gluten? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6488 Oh no, not apple pie! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6489 This is not what I had in mind when you said let's have a picnic in the park. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6490 Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't apple pie contain apples? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6491 I swear it'll be worth it, it even has gluten. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6492 I prefer blueberry. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6493 Do we have any ice cream in the fridge? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6494 "The disclaimer says...Eat the pie leave the garden." # Nahash pie shop 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6495 I said Pecan Pie, not Apple! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6496 I don't remember you saying that having sex for the first time would be a piece of pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6497 I hope you didn't use the organic apples. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6498 March, 14, in paradise. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6499 I can't that with that snake hanging hanging around! 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6500 Tempting, doll, but I got a shot at being Trump's new press guy, and I gotta go get a dark suit. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6501 Not al a mode? Uh, no thanks. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6502 No. Cooking obliterates most of the vitamins in food. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6503 I thought we weren't supposed to have gluten.. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6504 Well, my trainer told me it does not count as a fruit if it is in a pie. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6505 I hope this works! 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6506 What do we eat it with? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6507 Please tell me its a cheery pie 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6508 Ok I know it's a peach pie but... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6509 Darnit! I should have picked up some ice cream when I was at the Mini-Mart! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6510 Tell me it's gluten free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6511 I sure hope you didn't use those apples from that beady eyed neighbor of ours. 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
6512 I can't eat that right now, I'm in a state of ketosis. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6513 Sorry, I only consume gluten-free food products and ethically-sourced produce. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6514 I know apple pies are forbidden, but this a fine-apple pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6515 You didn't bake this the Oven of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, right? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6516 Don't worry, it's organic, local strawberry-rhubarb. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6517 Yeah, technically it's not "an apple" but it the principle of the thing that counts. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6518 Oh no! I forgot my Viagra! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6519 Is it pear? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6520 I can't think of anything that would trump this day in America. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6521 Try it! You'll like it! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6522 Smells tempting, but where did you get the recipe for that? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6523 "I'm trying to avoid the carbs but I'll have a bite anyway". 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6524 There is no note. I think we can eat it. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6525 My mom's recipe had less cinnamon. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6526 Um...sorry Eve but you know I'm gluten free. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6527 Well...since you say it's gluten-free, it couldn't hurt to try a piece... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6528 I don't think that can beat the apple pie you made for me yesterday. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6529 Are you sure? ... I explicitly remember Him saying something about the pie of the knowledge of good and evil. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6530 The snake’s order for you was an apple, not a blueberry pie, and it was for just one apple, because sadly, you’re no longer a 10. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6531 Should I name it America or apple pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6532 Uh, gluten free right? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6533 What is it's glycemic index? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6534 well... He didn't say anything about baking the fruit 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6535 That would be so much better with some ice cream on top, which I haven't gotten around to inventing yet. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6536 Okay, okay, but are you sure it's gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6537 I'm having a Deja vu. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6538 Pi? Isn't it a bit early for Greeks bearing gifts? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6539 Lemme get this straight. The snake said if we eat this pie, we'll become world-famous desserters? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6540 I've never heard of a dingleberry pie. What's in it? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6541 You bake? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6542 You're sure there aren't any apples in there 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6543 I'm apple intolerant! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6544 Another pie? I wanted to celebrate with cake. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6545 Thanks for the pie, and do I have something for you. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6546 Does it have gluten? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6547 Yes your profile did mention a pie fetish 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6548 Your reconstruction theory is certainly not half baked. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6549 Oh dear, is it gluten-free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6550 Uh, gluten free right? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6551 Uh, wow looks tempting, you did say it's blueberry right? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6552 Uh, I don't know. Is it gluten free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6553 After dinner, do you mind if I put on some of your things? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6554 Do I have to know what's inside? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6555 Hey, that's not made from those apples, is it? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6556 Oh my heavens, is that gooseberry? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6557 Can't you just bake a cake for once in your life? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6558 I'm worried we're becoming too traditional. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6559 Since when does a femme fatale like to cook? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6560 Oh, come on. It's gluten free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6561 Well, it certainly is tempting. And you're sure it was not made from THAT apple! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6562 Adam, freshly baked apple pie from McDonalds!! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6563 That looks tempting, but I'm gluten-free these days. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6564 He'll have to forgive us after tasting this forbidden fruit pie 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6565 Why am I thinking Snake Oil 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6566 Uh oh. Give that to the snake. I have to run to the orchard. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6567 Sorry, I'm in a cherry mood today. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6568 A la mode? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6569 I hope that is not a fruit pie 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6570 Can I have ice cream with it? 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
6571 That better be a dam good pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6572 Um, did I say apple? I meant peach. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6573 It's so like Him to forget the fork. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6574 I can't remember. What is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter called? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6575 Oh, I forgot to mention . . . I only like apple! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6576 I'm trying to cut back on gluten. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6577 Eve, is that gluten free crust! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6578 Never mind, I'm not hungry. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6579 I guess you're right, he only said not to eat it raw right off the tree, he'd didn't say anything not eating it cooked. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6580 What that snake serves up is NOT 'As American As Apple Pie'. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6581 Meat, vegetables, and...apples! How did you bake it? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6582 I think I'll pass. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6583 Is that gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6584 Whoa!! A value-added product! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6585 That's impressive, but I'm gluten-free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6586 Actually it could be any kind of pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6587 You’re going to burn your hands, sweetheart—they haven’t invented potholders yet. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6588 I'd love to, but God told me to avoid gluten. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6589 OK, you're right. I can be tempted by the flakey crust recipe from the Food Network 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6590 Is that apple pie? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6591 Is it American pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6592 We can outsmart that serpent. Let's create a smash-hit comedy and not actually eat the pie. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6593 Do you have any flavors other than apple? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6594 I'd like to make a counter-offer. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6595 let's see, pi equals 3.14159, so.... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6596 Seems chancy... ya know with the whole nakedness and paradise thing. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6597 Are you sure you picked the right berries? I see the vultures heading this way! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6598 Is that ANOTHER recipe you found on Sinterest?? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6599 If you make a gluten-free version, THEN I'll be tempted to eat it. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6600 Is that your pie? 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
6601 As Eden as apple pie 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6602 ''Apple? Didn't you say cherry this morning?'' 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6603 Come on, you know you want to 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6604 OMG, this is sinfully delicious! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6605 Nice pie. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6606 Did you say Apple Pie! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6607 MayI have that ala mode? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6608 I prefer mine half-baked. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6609 So, Satan presumes knowledge enters finite creatures in slices. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6610 I understand about not eating them from the tree, but no one can resist fresh baked goods. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6611 Any chance that's gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6612 We won't have enough so lets split that before we create civilization. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6613 Let me guess. Peach? Blueberry? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6614 You know I prefer peach. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6615 Original Tin 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6616 I hope it's gluten-free, 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6617 For me? You really shouldn't have. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6618 Something tells me the pie's not gluten free either. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6619 See tasting that apple wasn't all bad! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6620 O.K.? Now I'm totally confused? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6621 I'm not that crazy about apples but I will try it. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6622 you little snake..what a surprise! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6623 Well, the McIntosh apples aren't exactly forbidden, but they are lousy for baking. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6624 I was hoping for a figgy pudding pie. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6625 It's tempting but too many carbs. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6626 Where does It go? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6627 Gee...let me guess... is it an apple pie??!! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6628 OMG! I forgot the ice cream. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6629 Fried, boiled or baked, Snake is splitting hairs. The warning was, "No apple eating." 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6630 "??p!" - " WTF!" ?? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6631 Um... I prefer cherry. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6632 Thanks very much, but I have already had dessert. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6633 You baked Him another apple pie? Goodbye for good, Eden. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6634 I appreciate the effort. But, I already said I'd eat the apple. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6635 Unfortunately, I don't think the ability to make an apple pie will convince U.S. Immigration that we aren't a threat. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6636 Decisions! Decisions!....Where's the blond with the apple? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6637 Gosh, Eve, that's really sweet, but is it gluten-free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6638 Did you already eat one? Cuz how do you know how to bake? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6639 I was looking for 24 blackbirds when I came across an apple tree. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6640 I thought we were on a diet! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6641 Sex begins in the kitchen. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6642 I said The Big Guy is okay with peaches, not apples! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6643 If that's your mother's recipe, I'm so outta here. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6644 It's not from the Tree Of Gluten, is it? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6645 We have any whipped cream for that? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6646 So you're saying that if the apples are cooked in, it doesn't count? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6647 Um...is this the part where pussy grabs back? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6648 I thought I was gonna cook and you’d wash the dishes?! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6649 The administration has really figured out how to sell this fall from paradise to suffering and injustice thing. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6650 Hmmm. Wonder if that counts? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6651 Your Mom made an apple pie 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6652 Sorry, I don't do alternative facts. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6653 I don't know, god, my personal trainer says I need to watch the calories. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6654 I'm thinking Rhubarb this time. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6655 I prefer apple butter. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6656 So, will eating this explain numerical value or just regret? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6657 What a revoltin' development this is! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6658 I’d like to know what’s behind that pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6659 Now THAT'S Pie à la Mode! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6660 You baked the knot from my throat? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6661 kellyanne, weren't you "counseled" about that? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6662 Did you get that from Martha Stewart Living Forever? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6663 No, I can't. I'm taking the WholeKnowledgeofGoodandEvil30 challenge. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6664 I tried one before making the pie. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6665 Not exactly what I was hoping for. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6666 Is it really cherry? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6667 Sorry, I'm not performing perverted acts with that pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6668 look the apple, turned in to a pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6669 Is this because I forgot Valentine's Day? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6670 I don't think you can bake it out. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6671 Blueberry. Huh. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6672 Ummm... knowledge- and gluten-free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6673 "This is quite tempting, but I'm gluten intolerant". 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6674 OMG Eve, what did you do with the apple? I said this is the Garden of Eden, not the Garden of Eatin'!! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6675 Hm, I don't recall naming an oven.... 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6676 Honey, that smells as American as the knowledge of good and evil carbs. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6677 I'm mostly afraid of the gluten. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6678 I remember what happened after the last apple but this smells too good to pass up! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6679 Are you sure it's glutten-free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6680 Isn't this a little soon? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6681 No eating from the tree of knowledge. And here you are with apple p ? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6682 Wow. Should we call it a cheery pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6683 Where's the vanilla ice cream? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6684 And then there were 3.14159265359... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6685 Gee honey, I thought we were on the Paleo Diet this month? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6686 Uhhhhh.....can music save your mortal soul? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6687 The fruit is cooked… If He objects, WE'LL SEE HIM IN COURT! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6688 But I thought we were going gluten-free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6689 What? The creationists thought it had a more wholesome image. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6690 I won't eat any forbidden fruit pie, because I like it when we are both naked. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6691 Can I tempt you with some pie? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6692 My, that's tempting, more than that wormy apple you tried to foist off on me yesterday. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6693 They recommended this at the App Store 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6694 "Thanks , but I was using pie metaphorically " . 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6695 How can you be sure it's gluten free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6696 Well, I think its okay if it's gluten free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6697 Thanks, but is it gluten free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6698 Relax, dude. It's gluten free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6699 Pi? A bit early for that no? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6700 So that's how you get your Pie in the Sky? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6701 At least we'll have rent money. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6702 Isn't this a little soon? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6703 Blueberry pie? What happened to the apples? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6704 Smells delicious, but I don't think a new product configuration will make it past the "Big Guy". 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6705 Are you sure it's Guilt-Free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6706 Are you sure we get a pass if you bake it first? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6707 'OMG, organic and gluten free." 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6708 Honey, you know I've gone gluten free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6709 Are you doing this so I'll stop grabbing your p----? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6710 Brilliant Eve! As an Ethiopian, a sure-fire way into the U.S. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6711 Have you seen the movie American Pie? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6712 But I thought we agreed this would be a year of no sugar! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6713 cool,you cooked it first .there will be no original sin ! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6714 Are you sure they're organic? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6715 Love you, babe, but just got a message from the man upstairs.. says to cut out the sugary crap or I'm in for a nasty shock. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6716 Wait....Er...is that apple? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6717 Are you sure pineapple is okay? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6718 He didn't tell you? We're sugar- and gluten-free now. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6719 Babe, you know I'm doing Paleo this week. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6720 ummm, I thought we were Paleo. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6721 Apple? He said he hates apple. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6722 To bite or not to bite ... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6723 Is it gluten-free, though? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6724 Love at first sniff. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6725 As long as it's no-gluten, I guess. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6726 No garden ingredients. Looks delicious! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6727 If we eat now, we can still dress before we leave for our vacation out east. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6728 Is that the snake's apple pie? I'd like a bite of that." 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6729 I am so done with this vegan diet.... 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6730 'Definitely a conundrum!' 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6731 How'd you learn to bake like that? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6732 Apple pie? What is an apple pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6733 Take it, pal. Trust me, it's a lot better than the first one. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6734 Relax. It's gluten-free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6735 It’s just what my mom would have made. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6736 Forbidden is okay, but are there pine nuts? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6737 Forget what you know and do what you feel. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6738 How to win the war. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6739 Wish I waited for the pie! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6740 No, you have it all wrong. I said I wanted to have my cake and eat it, too. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6741 The apple alone I was able to resist, but now pie. Maybe. But don't dare put a scoop of ice cream on it. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6742 Apple Pie? I love the crust. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6743 What the devil is this pie-shaped object? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6744 This is going to lead to a series of teen gross-out comedies 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6745 Pie aren't round -- pie are square. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6746 What a perfect pie! 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6747 Where's the ice cream? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6748 American Pie? Your friend says I should put what in it? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6749 Mincemeat? Ok, as long as it isn't apple. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6750 Looks great, but does it have gluten? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6751 Let's just have the fruit, not the fruit pie. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6752 The hell with apple pie, give me the Chevy. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6753 Here, have some of this then we need to talk about "bad naked". 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6754 Forbidden fruit pie, huh? Is it organic? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6755 I did not know you could bake 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6756 Gluten? Mightn't we be banished? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6757 A tragic misunderstanding that will haunt all men for eternity! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6758 Smells great, but where's my fork? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6759 But then, who gave the cooking class? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6760 Better than Lilith's? She couldn't make a mud pies to save her soul. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6761 ....or as an "alternative" to the real thing.... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6762 Sooo tempting. But c'mon, you know I don't do gluten. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6763 The snake has a message of hope for us! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6764 Didn't God warn us about eating too many carbs? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6765 Tempting. But are your sure it's gluten free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6766 So that's what happened to the apple 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6767 Holy Cow! It smells like the ones Mom used to bake." 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6768 But we GOTTA have ice-cream! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6769 Thanks, but my nutritionist said carbs are forbidden. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6770 Gee thanks..... is it gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6771 Well I'm not supposed to have gluten... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6772 You really shouldn't have. Let me guess. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6773 Are you sure it's sweeter and juicier? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6774 My, my, my, bourdinghouse pie right here in the jungle. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6775 Your apples look especially firm and tart. Have we met before? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6776 IT'S OK ... IT'S AN APPLE PIE! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6777 Yelp. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6778 You better indulge or it's, as usual, no sex tonight. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6779 I thought it might go nicely with your new espresso machine 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6780 I bet you'd like it if your Father made it. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6781 I'm supposed to be tempted by a apple, not an alternative apple! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6782 Pie are square eve, cornbread are round 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6783 Where is the silverware? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6784 Don't worry, it's gluten-free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6785 Don't tempt me, you know I'm gluten free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6786 Gee, uh, Thanks, but I'm Paleo. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6787 Lilith, your really shouldn't have! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6788 Woah, so you're saying that I'm too patriarchal AND naked? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6789 Any GMOs? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6790 It's my mom's recipe? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6791 I'm just not sure about your idea for a new Food Network show, Eve... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6792 I guess a derivative work would be OK, then. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6793 Me Tarzan. You Jane. Tarzan no eat pie. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6794 If it's Delicious, I might be tempted. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6795 What the hell is an açaí? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6796 You know I'm gluten free! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6797 I'm about ready to be done with this raw food kick too but is it our cheat day already? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6798 Hopefully it's not just another strawberry rhubarb! 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6799 It's blueberry. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6800 So it's a trade? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6801 If that's not Vegan then one of us is gonna have Hell to pay! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6802 Something different? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6803 The Fruit of knowledge won't increase your ability to do math in p form... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6804 It's not me, it's you 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6805 Aw Geez, I'm allergic to gluten 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6806 So, it's not banana cream, and it's not blueberry... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6807 God didn't say anything about apple pie....did he? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6808 I only wanted an apple. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6809 Eve, Please tell me that is a meat pie. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6810 Just like mother used to make. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6811 Have a bite. It won't spoil your appetite. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6812 Trying one of my Mother's recipes was just a suggestion. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6813 Don't worry, it is not apple pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6814 I really don't know what to say. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6815 Eve, which version of Apple pie is this? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6816 Since it's just the two of us, I guess we're going to need a to go bag. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6817 It doesn't smell like chicken pot pie. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6818 Damn it Eve, it is not supposed to be forbidden fruit pie! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6819 Does this mean I'm your huckleberry? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6820 Apple pie is an anachronism. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6821 I'll have mine a-la-mode please. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6822 Here you go again, trying to get us in trouble... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6823 I don't care if it is gluten free. It's still not right. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6824 I dunno - it doesn't smell like meat pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6825 So you're the one who used up the last of the flour. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6826 Let us call the ratio of the circumference to the diameter "Pie". And then let's tell people that it's exactly 3. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6827 --" Special delivery from Las Vegas, courtesy of the snake". 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6828 But I thought carbs were forbidden? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6829 Ahhh Honey it looks and smells great but you know I am gluten free 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6830 Save the pie until the travel ban's been lifted. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6831 You got the fruit from the big tree? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6832 But it doesn't smell like rhubarb. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6833 Ehh, I'm partial to pumpkin. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6834 Apple flavor.....right? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6835 Ok already, Let's get on with it! 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
6836 The serpent swears it's gluten-free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6837 Where did you find cornstarch? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6838 Tarte Tatin? You shouldn't have. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6839 Looks tempting but I'm gluten free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6840 Apple Pie - Go ahead taste it 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6841 Seasoning a cast iron skillet is intense these days! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6842 I'm hoping it's apple? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6843 I thought you said it comes with vanilla ice cream. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6844 I don't like surprises. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6845 You think that's not a bad apple pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6846 What did God say about gluten, again? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6847 A Mac would have been cleverer 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6848 I don't think the apple pie was a good idea. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6849 This is the real deal Adam, enjoy it while you can. One day all we will have to choose from are macaroons, cupcakes and cake pops and everyone will forget how it all started." 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6850 If it's not low fat, low sugar, and gluten free I just can't eat it. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6851 Did I see the "Original Sin" dessert on the menu? 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
6852 It came from the Tree of Knowledge? Better not. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6853 I am gluten-free now. How about an apple? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6854 The actual 'original sin.' 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6855 "It's an apple pie, Eve! Like, just -- apples! As in... you know -- what you ate to get us kicked out of Eden? Geez, God clearly didn't make you out of one of my funny bones, did he? Have a sense of humor, why don't ya!?" #FirstCreationProblems 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6856 Instead of sex, yeah I'll try a piece 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6857 But God said, "No carbohydrates"! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6858 Did you make that for show or for Eden? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6859 I thought I told you--I don't like apple. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6860 Can you come up with something other than apple pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6861 I love apple pie, but are you sure it's gluten free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6862 Fig pie? The leaves gave me a rash! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6863 I can do forbidden fruit, but no gluten, right? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6864 Thanks, but an Apple will do. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6865 You're spoiling me--Lilith never set foot in the kitchen. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6866 This is tremendous rhubarb pie, believe me. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6867 So you're saying they are better baked? What do I know... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6868 That had better be peach! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6869 You know I'm gluten free, right? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6870 Technically, it's now compote. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6871 Any spoon on you? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6872 A la mode again? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6873 But I'm on the paleo diet. I can't have Original Sin. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6874 Is it an apple pie ? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6875 Oh, more apple? I was longing for a cherry. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6876 Are you sure it is blueberry? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6877 Oh Eve, not that aphrodisiac pie again! 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6878 But the landlord said any more baking and we loose our lease. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6879 I guess it's paleo since we're paleo. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6880 How do you even know about teen sex comedies? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6881 What am I supposed to do with this? I'm gluten free. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6882 "Say No To This", he thought. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6883 It's gluten free? Well, I'm sure He'll let this one slide. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6884 I'll google if it counts baked into a pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6885 Eve, you know I've gone gluten free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6886 I don't know, I've never eaten peach pie before. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6887 Could we just once have blueberry? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6888 The first Phyllo-stines. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6889 A bun in the oven? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6890 Here we are getting second chance and you are bringing me a freshly baked pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6891 But I'm doing gluten free... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6892 I guess one slice can't hurt since it's gluten free 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6893 That's some hot piece of pie baby! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6894 Tempting, but you know what He said about gluten. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6895 Tempting, but is it paleo? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6896 It's just not possible, Eve...there's no oven here! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6897 Very tempting, but I'm watching my weight. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6898 You used the last of the apples? This changes His myth. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6899 Just a passionate prelude to the BIG apple? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6900 How did you peel the apples? How did you bake it? Is this some kind of anachronistic joke? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6901 This "Mom" guy is getting our asses kicked outta here. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6902 This is my cheat eternity. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6903 Snake says just do the apple. The pi will never end 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6904 Oh, no! How many apples 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6905 I dunno...I still think calling it "apple pie" instead of "Forbidden Tree-fruit pie" isn't going to get us off on a technicality. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6906 It’s tempting, Eve. But I’m already maxed out on my weight watcher points. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6907 Smells like apple to me. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6908 That is soooo tempting...is there a gluten free option? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6909 I suspected the old man's idea about apples were half baked. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6910 First, let's get something straight. Er, gluten-free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6911 Oh, Eve, how lovely, but I really don't deserve this! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6912 Eternal paradise for a peach pie? I tell you what. Make it an apple pie, and you got a deal. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6913 Forbidden pie !!!!! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6914 Yes, it is tempting, but is the fruit sustainable? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6915 Tempting. You say it's glutton-free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6916 How can I be sure there's no gluten? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6917 Pie my asp! You can't snake charm your way out of this. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6918 Didn't we try that last week?? All I got was diarrhea - not any smarter at all! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6919 What ... a dish!? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6920 forbidden fruit pie? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6921 Wow the Easy Bake Oven hasn't been invented yet. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6922 You're suggesting I'm not patriotic? I don't even know what that means. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6923 Diet schmiet, what's one more slice in the grand scheme of things? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6924 Original Sin and Forbidden Fruit are both great names for a pie, I just don't think that's the big issue here. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6925 HAPPY PIE DAY 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6926 Tempting...but you know I'm gluten-free, right? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6927 I think you missed the rule about baking on Sundays. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6928 Is it apple? Please tell me it's apple. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6929 It doesn't count if it's in pastry. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6930 It's the gluten I'm worried about. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6931 Eve, it was just a raunchy late night comedy and that looks really hot, 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6932 iWantyou. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6933 And so the serpent realized it was too late, Eve had already sold her soul for a baking oven. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6934 I am trying out the Snake's pie recipe. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6935 Is that your apple pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6936 I don't know, I think Eve will be pissed is she smells that pie on my breath when I get home. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6937 I prefer pumpkin. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6938 Our naked dating show was bought by Pat Robertson? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6939 Is having it a'la mode a sin? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6940 You said you didn't like raw. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6941 Where did you get the recipe for a mock apple pie? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6942 Apple pie? Well, if you insist. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6943 You obviously don’t have Tom Brady’s jersey. 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
6944 OK. Zero transfat, but is it paleo? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6945 Oh good, I was getting tired of all those berries. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6946 You were supposed to make LEMONADE! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6947 I'm not sure if I like rhubarb. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6948 It can't be sinful. We haven't eaten the apple yet. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6949 It looks great, but I'm on a gluten-free diet 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6950 Is it American pie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6951 That better be gluten-free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6952 How good is it? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6953 I love your apple pie, but whoever writes and prints the Bible in the future is going to have to do alot of editing 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6954 So that's what you did with my stash! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6955 I might not have taken the plain apple, but now. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6956 Why do you always insist on showing me what you had for lunch? There's an app for that. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6957 Hey, I signed up to lie for one apple. Now what?a 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6958 I get the whole "American as apple pie" thing, but I'm pretty sure alternate facts don't apply here. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6959 With all that gluten, now it's really forbidden. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6960 How sweet of you, but I don't do gluten. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6961 Too complicated. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6962 Is that snake turd pie?? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6963 I'm not so sure. God said I was already 'great.' 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6964 Don't tempt me into sabotaging my resolution. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6965 Trying to tempt me with a forbidden fruit PIE this time? Now t hat's a lot of crust! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6966 God warned me about gluten. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6967 I don't want it to come between us. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6968 What knowledge you have gained. Apple pie and microwave. What more does mankind need? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6969 But 'pre-heat' sounded so wrong, honey. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6970 Hey Sugar, your overture to our Sin-phoney? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6971 Who can say whether fruit pie is fruit or not? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6972 I like a homeless man with style. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6973 Take and eat... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6974 You wouldn't be tricking me would ya? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6975 Wow it sure smells like apple pie, but it didn't brown at all. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6976 the forbidden pie 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6977 Is there gluten in it? You know I shouldn't eat gluten... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6978 Oh right, whipped cream and clothes. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6979 A pastry exception? If only He hadn't repealed those regulations. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6980 I'm not sure gluten-free is going to cut it. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6981 Is it still forbidden if it's been at 350 for an hour? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6982 Yet another version of the same temptation? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6983 The first advertiser. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6984 It looks and smells so good, wherever did you get the recipe! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6985 Are you sure it's apple? Smells like Kiwi. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6986 The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil pie...now that's a mouthful 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6987 Could we say the filling not from THAT tree? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6988 Let's eat it seriously and not literally. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6989 I like the part about acquiring wisdom. But I'm not sure about taking you shopping for clothes for the rest of our lives. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6990 I suppose that's one way to get around to eating an apple 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6991 Well, we don't have a grandma, so this will have to do. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6992 They were all out of forbidden fruitcake. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6993 Sure, apple pie is tempting. But where can you go to get a good cigar around here? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6994 So no longer a fruit, technically speaking, let alone forbidden fruit? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6995 Is that the apple pie of wisdom? I know someone out in DC who could really use some of that about now. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6996 Despite our enduring and profound intimacy, I never suspected you had a solar oven. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6997 Wait. Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6998 Pi o us....Now? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6999 Mmm... apple. My favourite. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7000 Well, if you're absolutely certain it's gluten-free . . . 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7001 I think He'll understand since I've gone gluten-free 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7002 An American Pie ? Won't be biting into that. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7003 That's great. Maybe we can stay 'cause you made a pie. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7004 I'm sorry. I've had to give up gluten. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7005 It's my first hyper-local pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7006 I was told He was crusty. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7007 All that knowledge, and all you come up with is a @#*!%$z pie? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7008 So it's only seven percent eternal damnation? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7009 Hath it no gluten? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7010 I hope it is an apple pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7011 Did you ever feel you were just on the most fertile ground to drop a good "pick-up" line, but still might blow it? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7012 Now I'm supposed to take a bite of your cream pie? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7013 If it is strawberry, thank you. If it is apple, give it to the asp. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7014 Geez, I don't know...I'm trying to count my apostasies this week 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7015 Apple pie I presume? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7016 I'm sorry honey, but that's not on the Paleo diet. Did my mother give you that recipe? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7017 Trust me, it's organic and non-gmo. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7018 I say beware of pythons bearing pies. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7019 Are you sure it's He won't punish us on our cheat day? I still think it's a half baked idea... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7020 I totally would but I'm off gluten 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7021 Trump built the wall. There is no fresh produce. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7022 You sure know how to please a fella! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7023 Please tell me that's gluten free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7024 Oh, you were talking about this cherry pie. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7025 You have no idea how long it took to cook with no oven. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7026 That God created convection ovens before he created television kind of tempts me to do something I might regret. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7027 Honey, are you sure that's gluten-free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7028 Cherry pie? My favorite. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7029 That better be a blue berry pie! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7030 What, no fork? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7031 Not that forbidden fruit. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7032 Hope that is apple pie 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7033 Is it too late to eat out? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7034 I said I wanted lemon meringue, and you bought apple. Typical. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7035 It smells real good, but did you use organic apples and full grain flower? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7036 umm, is this vegan AND gluten free? You know how gluten makes me bloat. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7037 It smells delicious but I don't think I can eat that all by myself. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7038 I hope that's boisenberry! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7039 Were you Abel to add any sugar Cain? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7040 Did you eat one to get the recipe? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7041 He didn't say anything about byproducts. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7042 OK, now can I have a little ice cream on it? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7043 Uh, reminds me of my first wife. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7044 Just like mom's. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7045 Does that pie fit my new Paleo diet? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7046 While I agree there's always room for dessert, is it really worth the shame at our nakedness? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7047 Are there nuts in that? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7048 Does the president really believe we'd fall for that? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7049 That apple pie sure looks hot, Eve! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7050 Does this set a bad precedent? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7051 It's mock apple pie. 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
7052 Thanks, but it's too hot to wear. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7053 That is the most precious thing I've ever seen! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7054 When you're given lemons you make lemonade and when you're given apples...you make apple pie!! 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7055 Did you make the crust gluten free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7056 I eat only fresh apples 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7057 Dear, it smells divine, but will it be difficult to digest? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7058 Looks good, but I was hoping for snake tarts. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7059 Pie is the new forbidden fruit. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7060 Wow babe, you're something-- Knowledge and Splenda! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7061 I thought you knew that I'm gluten-free. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7062 The real story here is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of Washington? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7063 You got it wrong. That's not the way to my heart. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7064 There is no shame or sin in your pie game. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7065 But a plain apple would've been gluten free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7066 I'm sorry but I don't like cinnamon. How about a plain apple next time. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7067 Clever dodge on the apples but I'm gluten free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7068 Honey, you know I'm gluten free... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7069 Forbidden fruit aside, does it contain gluten? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7070 Just a guess, but I'd say its circumference is right around 3.14. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7071 Pot Pie is not a good idea, we should just smoke the weed in our garden . 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7072 Sorry, baby -- I'm cutting out carbs. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7073 The presentation is indeed tempting, Eve, but is it gluten-free? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7074 My little serpent friend here says you can have the leftover apple. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7075 But, we just got approved by the co-op board. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7076 Look on the bright side, we're both into fashion. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7077 so that's a vagina? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7078 It's like - we do love you, Lord. And we FEAR you. But - we really wanna to eat you. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7079 ...What a riboff. 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
7080 The tree of the knowledge of good and evil pie DOES have a certain ring to it. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7081 And it's gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7082 Those apples smell great, but is the shell gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7083 I was hoping for one like mom used to make. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7084 No! No! No!..I said apple pie, not blueberry pie! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7085 Actually... I'm off carbs. But thanks! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7086 I thought pie was in the sky. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7087 Whoa, I think I better eat one of them apples too! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7088 Apple pie, really? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7089 Sorry Eve, Marie Callender was just here. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7090 Are you sure? The label said "made with real fruit"... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7091 You have found a way to my heart. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7092 Is that gluten free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7093 Where did you learn to do that with apples? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7094 Apple spy. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7095 pssssssss a little gluten just this once won't kill you. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7096 I bought it down the street at Adams Apple Bakery and Pie Shop. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7097 Let me apologize in advance. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7098 Sorry, babe. I'm doing this Paleo diet. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7099 Yes, Adam, artisan...A-R-I-T-I-S-A-N 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7100 Eve... where did you get the apples for that pie? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7101 Is it a Antony Bourdain moveable feast ? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7102 I appreciate that you made it gluten-free, but I a rather stick with Paleo. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7103 Gluten-free or not, I still think it's wrong. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7104 Whoa, I gotta stop doing VR porn when I'm hungry. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7105 Honey, how did you get the fire going without me? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7106 How can this be? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7107 I hope that isn't one of Lilith's old recipes. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7108 Are you sure it's allowed on our paleo diet? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7109 You want me to stick my what, into where?!? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7110 I just feel like it's a sin to make it with anything other than a Granny Smith. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7111 Apple turnover ? No, thanks...apples do not agree with me. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7112 so who do you pick 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7113 You spoiled a good thing! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7114 Are you ribbing me? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7115 Errata...correction to Submission 1(capital H-He Well,He did say don't bite.He didn't say don't bake. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7116 Um, thanks, but I don't really like apple pie. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7117 Are the apples from our tree or did you get the organics at Costco 1.0972 0.04909 72 68 1 3
7118 The snake didn't leave potholders? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7119 Does the ban still apply if we eat an apple pie? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7120 Thanks but I'm allergic to gluten. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7121 Are you gonna eat dessert or not? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7122 Smells delicious but I must have said it 3.141592653589 times already, I'm allergic! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7123 OMG, when you said you 'had one in the oven' I shoulda checked my ribs before I started the college savings account. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7124 Hunny, can we have desert after? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7125 Should I listen to the little bird or the snake? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7126 Have anything gluten free? 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7127 Maybe it won't count if it's blueberry 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7128 Ooh -- is that forbidden-apple pie? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7129 Piece offering? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7130 Honey, the snake gave me the recipe for his favorite homemade dessert. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7131 I said apple free, not gluten free. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7132 Martha told me to do it. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7133 Come on, Adam. It's got a gluten free crusssst. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7134 "No tree nuts in it, right? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7135 Hmm, smells like teen spirit. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7136 You can also bake a cherry pie! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7137 I keep hearing that apples are even better than quinces. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7138 That's really nice, but I'm allergic to apple. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7139 Sorry, I'm off gluten. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7140 Yeah? Well, it was for a pie. For you. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7141 Maybe the snake is lying when he says the pie contains no apples. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7142 Take a bite and tell me what a delicious cherry pie. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7143 I'm really sorry, it smelled like peach. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7144 But, what if all we're ever remembered for is introducing gluten into the world? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7145 Thanks, but I was really hoping for motherhood 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7146 Look, the snake said the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. I don't care if the other tree had a Michelin star. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7147 Please tell me that's a 4 and 20 blackbird pie! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7148 It is in pie form so I guess so. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7149 Um...uh, yeah. Are you cheating on me? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7150 No, I'm sorry, I should have told you about my thing with cardamom. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7151 I got the secret recipe from Satan himself. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7152 So exactly where is this "special oven?" 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7153 What really happened in the Garden of Eden 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7154 Apple pie again! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7155 You're the best rib a guy could ask for. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7156 sugar and fat stuff? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7157 That forbidden fruit pie better be gluten free. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7158 I don't really like mock apple pie. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7159 I've never had sexual relations with that pie! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7160 I hope you used that Original Sinnamon again. Great stuff! Not sure I will ever be the same again. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7161 You're sure the apples have been denatured? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7162 Don't take anything for granted 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7163 You know I hate cherries! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7164 Sorry, paleo diet this week. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7165 Ah, I should have made short ribs. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7166 He's a picky eater. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7167 No thanks. You know what happened the last time I had apple pie. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7168 Before we go any further, you should know my reaction to the gluten will definitely get us expelled from Eden. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7169 how did you manage to make pie here? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7170 Aren't we forbidden to eat gluten? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7171 I thought I ordered blueberry. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7172 Can I get a scoop of ice cream with the apple pie? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7173 Oh Eve, you tempt me, you tempt me! I adore apple pie! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7174 Oh, no, not crow again! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7175 Are you sure the apple pie is gluten free? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7176 I forgot to tell you I went gluten-free. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7177 The worst part of the Knowledge of Good and Evil was shame that came with eating gluten. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7178 No thanks. I'm on a diet. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7179 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7180 I dunno, pie? I just don't want this moral lesson obscured by a patriarchal trope. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7181 Looks and smells great.Is that your mother's recipe? WAIT A MINUTE. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
7182 I don't know, Eve. Does it have gluten? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7183 Damn, why couldn't he have chosen rhubarb. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7184 I don't know Eve is this gluten free? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7185 Only if it is gluten free. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7186 Thanks, Eve, but this isn't allowed on our gluten-free diet. Why don't you just serve the apples by themselves? It's far simpler AND healthier. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7187 Sin makes the crust flakier 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7188 I understand you're sore, but no way am I putting my dick in that thing. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7189 What am i sposeta stick my dick in again i'm confused 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
7190 Does it taste the way Mother used to make it? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7191 Gluten-free crust, sin-o'-man glaze. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7192 Is that an organic, gluten-free, dairy-free crust? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7193 I don't that will really help. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7194 I thought an apple pie was a forbidden fruit! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7195 Momma's apple pie was always the best. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7196 I really appreciate the gesture, but I am cutting back on carbs for a while 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7197 I'm confused. Is apple pie on God's list of forbidden items? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7198 I wanted raspberry! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7199 Apple? I thought you meant cherry pie? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7200 He said it would cure your dandruff. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7201 Have you or any of the ingredients been in contact with any nuts or nut by-products in the making of this pie? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7202 My nutritionist said 'for in the day that thou eatest gluten thou shalt surely die,' but surely one piece can't hurt. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7203 It's my mother's recipe for apple pie. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7204 Is the pastry gluten-free? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7205 Crap, I'm raw foods only this month. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7206 Sorry, I can't. I'm trying to stay away from carbs. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7207 "Is it apple and gluten free?". 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7208 Gluten free, I pray. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7209 That's not ... That's not ... APPLE pie, is it? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7210 I'm fine with trying the apples, but can we do it without the gluten? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7211 Something tells me i shouldn't eat it...Is it gluten- free? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7212 Are you sure you used the right ingredients? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7213 Thanks but I'm allergic to gluten. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7214 Yes Adam, it's Gluten free. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7215 I knew apple pie predated the discovery of America 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7216 Um...I'm sorry, I'm gluten free. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7217 Are those apples organic? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7218 Wait... that's not Apple pie is it? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7219 How'd your hair get so messy? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7220 "You sure it's gluten free?" The word "sure" should be emphasized as your editors see fit. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7221 Tempting, but, really, I had lunch at the office and couldn't eat another bite. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7222 Are you sure that's gluten free? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7223 You've got to stop watching Martha Stewart and get back to the basics. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7224 I'm not sure He said it would be okay if the apples were organic and the pie gluten-free. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7225 It's amazing what one apple will get you in the,"Garden of Eating."" 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7226 Why are you tempting me with apple pie? 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
7227 ...so tempting. I'll have a slice if it is gluten-free, vegan and all organic. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7228 "No thanks". "I'm gluten-intolerant". 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7229 Hope you like the pie, Eve. I hear apples are delicious. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7230 I hope it's rhubarb, and NOT apple... 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7231 Another apple pie? It looks almost sinful. Am I dressed appropriately for dessert? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7232 I told you I’m allergic to gluten. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7233 It's blueberry. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7234 Guilt...I mean Gluten Free 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7235 Apple? Baked where? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7236 Nothing personal, I'm just feeling a little full from lunch. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7237 Is it gluten free local organic? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7238 Don't you think we've had enough humble pie? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7239 Screw you. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
7240 (It figures carbs were involved.) 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7241 And on the seventh day, God created the pie hole. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7242 And after Eve had eaten of the forbidden fruit, the serpent, knowing that the way to a man's soul was through his stomach, said to Eve, "Bake the fruit from the tree of knowledge in a pie before giving it to Adam." 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7243 It smells great, but I'd hate to be banished. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
7244 Sorry, I just can't visualize a bakery and coffee cafe in a place called Paris. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
7245 Any chance it's gluten-free? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7246 Again? I forgot. I have a headache. Serpent, you are not helping. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7247 I wanted blueberry. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7248 I'd really prefer to try it for real this time. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7249 Methinks if it's four-and-twenty blackbirds, we're home free! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7250 Okay, one guess? Blueberry. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7251 No bad apples here! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7252 Was that a " Pie in The Sky?" 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7253 Even without the apples, I don't think it's paleo friendly. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7254 I picked a back week to start cutting carbs. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7255 I thought we decided - gluten-free! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7256 Is that apple pie gluten-free, vegan and made from locally sourced, organic apples? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7257 What's Cooking? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7258 No thanks. I'm trying to cut out the carbs. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7259 Golly, gee -- an apple pie! But all I said was you're the apple of my EYE! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7260 Uh. Thanks, but, is it gluten-free? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7261 I don't know what to say. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7262 I promise I'll only be thinking of you. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
7263 I'm sorry but ever since I found out you voted for Trump, I don't trust your pies anymore. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7264 But God said not to eat from the Tree of Gluten! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7265 The fig-leaf pie was a fantastic idea, but this forbidden-fruit thing, well, it's tempting, yeah, but... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7266 No thanks, I'm doing Weight Watchers. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7267 You want a ticket OUT of here?? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7268 If you like this, just wait and see what I've got for you next time. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7269 Yeah, I saw that "band camp" movie too. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7270 If we don't change it to "apple," Trump will claim Eden for America. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7271 You know that gluten is my downfall. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7272 You're sure it's made from Ritz? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7273 I'm not so sure...is it gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7274 It's tempting, but I'm on a low fructose diet. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7275 Gee, honey, I don't know. I'm supposed to avoid apples and seitan. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7276 Alright, I want knowledge. How did he make that without opposable thumbs? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7277 Bad mujer! SAD! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7278 umm...I think I'll pass on the alternative apple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7279 Uh Eve what type of fruit did you use to make that pie?... I can't tell you it's forbidden. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7280 If you weren't so serious, this would be funny. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7281 Wow, I'll have to pass; I've gone paleo. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7282 Oh, I don't know...I'm allergic to apples. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7283 I'm still full babe, but it's the nakedness that counts. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7284 So you're saying it was the pi all along. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7285 Gee thanks, but I'm gluten free, remember? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7286 Apple pie for the fruit of my loins 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7287 I was thinking pizza, but that pie is pretty gosh-darn tempting also Evie! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7288 The law says if we can't prove we were born in Paradise then we can't have a slice of the pie 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7289 It's gluten free? Right! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7290 No thanks, I'm belong to the Church of the Branch Ophidians. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7291 Honey, You know I can't eat apple pie 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7292 No. No. I clearly enunciated, 'Snake...lies!' 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7293 No no I said Thai.. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7294 I may be allergic to apple pie 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7295 Why can't the gardener trim the hedges more? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7296 The devil himself? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7297 Apple pie AGAIN? I could've sworn I saw some figs around here! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7298 I thought he said not to eat from the sill of knowledge? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7299 I'm trying to give up sugar, but ... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7300 My diet forbids me. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7301 I don't see why this means I have to prune the burning bush. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7302 Stick in my thumb and pull out a what? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7303 somewhere in the universe 2017 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7304 Everthing in the Garden is paleo? Well okay then! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7305 This has never happened to me before. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7306 Sorry dear, it's quite tempting, but you know I'm gluten free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7307 I'd love some apple pie, Eve, but is it gluten-free? 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7308 Wasn't there something about Original Gluten? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7309 why your titys so close to ya damnn neck 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7310 But the big guy said we can't eat GMO. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7311 Is that pecan? Oh, I hope it's pecan and not apple! Apples give me a terrible rash. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7312 Is it gluten knowledge-free ? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7313 When I say, "I Love..", you say, "Pie!" - "I Love..." "Pie!" "I Love..." "Pie!" 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7314 The only way she got him to eat his fruits and veggies 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7315 It's missing something! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7316 We'll name it after you -- Mrs. Eve Smith. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7317 Well, as long as it's a gluten-free mock apple pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7318 I love your blueberry pies.. but could we have apple next time? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7319 There's no way it feels just like warm apple pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7320 I don't think that one was for baking. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7321 You can't have a cake and eat it too. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7322 Are you sure this is rhubarb pie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7323 I know you make lemonade if you're given a lemon, but I had something else in mind when I gave you an apple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7324 Hmm I seem to recall God mentioning something about avoiding gluten. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7325 And you're sure it's gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7326 Now if I just had some ice cream... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7327 If you don't mind, I'd rather have an apple 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7328 Is this organically grown? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7329 That's too much information! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7330 As long as its Gluten Free 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7331 For god's sake this pie crust is not gluten free! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7332 As Edenic as knowledge pie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7333 Pork? Baby, you know what the Man says. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7334 Besides it being Apple Pie I am amazed you can hold it with no pot holders. Am I missing something ? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7335 You're sure that's from a mix, right? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7336 why am i worried that your not smiling right now? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7337 Damn Eve you know I don't need you to act domestic. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7338 What do you think, Slinky? Pie or piety? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7339 'The apple was tempting, Eve, but your apple-pie is irresistible!' 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7340 Eat of it, and you shall surely pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7341 I dunno, he said we're supposed to stay gluten free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7342 Archangel Trump's cooking channel? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7343 No amount of pie is going to humble me with this endowment. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7344 I guess paleo is our only option, huh? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7345 Stick that thing in this, maybe it will wise up. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7346 Ho-made? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7347 He says it isn't Paleo 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7348 Is the apple pie gluten free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7349 You could have used pears for the pastry.... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7350 But is it gluten free organic? I'm kind of on a strict diet 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7351 But my mouth was set for cherry. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7352 Yum! Just like Grandma made. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7353 Whew! I was worried. Thank God it's gluten-free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7354 I saw a movie about this. You can go, but leave the pie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7355 What are you going to do with that? We don't have a windowsill to put it on yet! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7356 Sure, I'd love a piece of 3.14159...22 divide by 7...oh forget it. My head hurts. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7357 She meant nothing to me! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7358 Yeah, I guess this wasn't the best honeymoon idea. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7359 Cooking? What's cooking? Well, of course I'm interested in learning about new things. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7360 Rocky start of apple pie and motherhood pairing. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7361 So you sure you just don't want me to eat a plain apple? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7362 Sorry babe, I was kind of in the mood for fritters. Apple fritters. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7363 The Voice told me to be gluten-free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7364 Fig Leaf Pie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7365 Go ahead--I promise it's gluten free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7366 Blueberry? You know I like apple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7367 Is there a gluten-free option? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7368 Happy March 14! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7369 Hot pie! Thank you honey...Now if you could invent a spoon or a fork...I'd really love you honey! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7370 Sorry, forgot to tell you I only like apple... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7371 I would but I doubt that it's vegan and gluten-free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7372 I thought I told you I'm allergic to apples! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7373 Were the apples organic? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7374 I'm on a raw food diet. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7375 Uh, I let me guess. Pumpkin? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7376 Forget the pie, I think the cows ate our clothes. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7377 Gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7378 You want my heart? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7379 Not the kind of pie I was thinking of; but I bet it tastes better. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7380 It's apple pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7381 How did you know Apple pie is my favorite? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7382 How much an old choice effects us today. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7383 hmm....I was thinking about a Blueberry Phyllo Snake Pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7384 -Lets call it a ....Samsung pie! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7385 Just like warm apple pie, huh? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7386 So, carbs are a sin? I knew I shouldn't have become Paleo. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7387 god told me he wants you to fuck this 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7388 The recipe called for but one apple. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7389 Sometimes, making up is hard to do. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7390 He hissed that the pie's O.K. but a la mode is a sin. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7391 When you said that our goose was cooked, I didn't think that you meant it literally. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7392 Do I get a piece of that pie or are you going to scarf it down, all by yourself, like you always do? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7393 With pie, we are squared? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7394 How do we get the apples out? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7395 How did you know? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7396 Err... What's in it? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7397 No, everyone does NOT love apple pie! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7398 I'm trying out meat substitutes. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7399 Enticing! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7400 Adam, would you like to taste my pie of obeying myself vs disobeying God? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7401 I don't know, my doctor told me thou shant eat carbs. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7402 Has Steve been baking again? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7403 I did say peach cobbler. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7404 I didn't know you knew how to bake. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7405 That's forbidden according to my Paleo blog. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7406 But I told you I wanted pot roast. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7407 You didn't tell me God provided us with an oven but what the heck, I'll take a piece. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7408 Will it help heal my rash? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7409 Not sure who your fooling with that? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7410 Its Apple Pie. Right? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7411 And the snake sayeth to grabeth thee by the apple pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7412 Long before pi r squared, pie were round... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7413 Wait, is that Knowledge Pie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7414 I've given up gluten and knowledge this year. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7415 A fake apple?! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7416 But darling you know I prefer boysenberry. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7417 I baked you a gluten free pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7418 Sure, ya, I'll do dishes. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7419 Eve, I don't think apple pie is going to pass either! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7420 Damn it Adam. Dad said thou shalt not lie not thou shalt bake pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7421 are you sure that's what they meant by apple care? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7422 Are there apples in that pie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7423 Wow, first there was fig pudding and now apple pie! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7424 Did you mean Dessert, desert or desert? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7425 I knew giving you that cookbook was going to come back to bite me. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7426 No thank you. I have a gluten allergy. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7427 Pie in the sky, for real? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7428 Yes, Eve, you have my number--but I didn't know it was irrational. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7429 ...at least it's warm... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7430 You this doesn't change anything, right? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7431 It's supposed to be a bun 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7432 Maybe you should have gone with the mock fruit of the tree of life pie recipe. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7433 Perhaps you should put down cookbook and pick up the "good book". 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7434 Maybe HE won't know its apple. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7435 It's an alternative fruit. And it's in this thing I'm calling 'a pie'. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7436 I think it's a better recipe. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7437 Sorry, I can not eat that because I am now gluten free! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7438 With all honesty, you say this new fruit is just a larger Cherry? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7439 See. Like I always say the more you obey me like this the better off we'll be – me with a vagina. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7440 No thanks, I'm going gluten free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7441 Eve, there's still apple in it! Also, how did you bake that HERE? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7442 Thanks, but you know gluten is forbidden. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7443 Honey, you are the hottest apple pie of my eye. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7444 Eve--how could you! This has gluten written all over it! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7445 I found it by the levee. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7446 But I am trying to watch my girlish figure Eve! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7447 Don't worry, the serpent told me this sin^pi will make us wise 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7448 Babe... I just went Paleo, does the big guy like pie? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7449 You re-peeled and replaced the apples? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7450 Ya ya it smells delicious but is there a snake in my hair? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7451 The fake media made me do it. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7452 I don't know. Apple Pile doesn't sound quite right. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7453 What happened......and what are you doing now? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7454 Nice disguise. Better add the whipped cream. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7455 It smells great, but it doesn't fix this! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7456 Cloves? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7457 An apple a day won't keep the adder away! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7458 Gluten free? If not, I'll settle for the apple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7459 Do you have any fresh fruit? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7460 That's not what Mom's pie looked like. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7461 Oh. My favorite is lemon meringue. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7462 On the Eve of Marie Callender 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7463 I heard it was supposed to be an apple not a whole pie! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7464 No, no, no...it'll be JESUS who'll meet temptation in the DESERT... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7465 I'm so sorry, I totally forgot we made brunch plans! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7466 In the dream a savory course came first. Perhaps ribs? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7467 Apple pie instead of apple... No ban... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7468 Hoping this is the genesis of a new relationship. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7469 No thanks, I'm not hungry. Now, let's get back to the question: What is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7470 "You know that apple pie isn't baked to perfection like you say it is.' 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7471 Refined carbs and gluten? Sounds good to me! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7472 Eve, do you think this was wise? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7473 Our lawyer says it's okay so I guess there's no harm in taking a bite. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7474 What? No cherry? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7475 You can't Trump this, it's the authentic American pie and all that it symbolises! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7476 But I wanted lemon meringue! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7477 I have an irrational desire for pie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7478 When did we get the new GE immaculate convection oven ? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7479 Oh boy, smells like the mother-in-law comin' over again. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7480 Eve, you're a blight for sore eyes and the apple of my pie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7481 Oh no, not a gluten-free boysenberry pie! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7482 A gift from Donald, dear. Guess what's inside! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7483 Ribs and pie don't pair. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7484 Gluten freewill. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7485 The fig leaf was way more subtle. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7486 Thanks, but I am gluten intolerant 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7487 Yesterday a hot dog, what's next? Baseball? 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7488 Now where on earth did we leave the flag? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7489 Make sure it's apple! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7490 This is a whole new level of 'America First,' that I find deeply troubling. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7491 Uhh ... I dunno. I just started Atkin's. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7492 If you eat too much, it will go straight to your hips. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7493 So that's where Cheetah went! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7494 Just as I expected, Martha Stewart was bound to change the whole family dynamic here in Paradise. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7495 Oh Eve, you know that apple pie will go straight to my hips. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7496 Let me get this straight Eve, we take a bite of the apple pie, and then we become ashamed that were naked? I'll pass on the pie! You ain't going anywhere so get off this righteous kick! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7497 No thanks, I never eat apple pie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7498 Tempting, but it still counts 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7499 Uh oh, I said "scrapple" pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7500 I'm on a diet--I think I'll pass on that. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7501 You know dear, looks can be deceivable. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7502 Gee, thanks, but with so much happening lately, I guess I forgot to tell you I'm gluten-free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7503 So that's what you meant by hot apple pie... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7504 Eve, I hope it's not Apple, I'm allergic to Apple 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7505 The forbidden apples AND gluten?! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7506 Oh gee, I'm gluten free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7507 I tempted, but my gluten allergy is telling me no. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7508 Yougart and grapes would have been enough! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7509 Tempting, but what would mankind call that lump in our throats? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7510 Ohhh, is the crust gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7511 Apple pie again? This amount of knowledge is making my brain hurt. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7512 Tempting...but I shouldn't - I'm off gluten. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7513 You ordered in? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7514 Looks tempting. But I told you I'm allergic to apples. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7515 How’d that dough rise and not fall after consuming those apples? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7516 We might as well eat up since we won't be able to get to America for four years. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7517 Tempting, and gluten free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7518 The invention of Mathematics: Pi is 3.14 times as bad as the apple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7519 You are going to change the course of history. It's supposed to be raw 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7520 Lemon meringue? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7521 I said a good apple lie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7522 I'm fine with the fruit, but I can't do the gluten. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7523 Wow! That's crust! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7524 You know, I could really go for apple pie instead. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7525 Fair play foreplay 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7526 Does it contain gluten? Because that would be a sin. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7527 At least tell me it's gluten-free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7528 not tonight Eve, I've got such a headache! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7529 Aren't we supposed to be going healthy? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7530 I hope it's okay; they were all out of Golden Delicious. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7531 ...but does it contain gluten? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7532 Real men might eat quiche, but it has to be gluten free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7533 Oh no, not serpent pie again!!!! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7534 What the hell--surely every sin can be forgiven. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7535 Wow, that's tempting! Is it gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7536 In addition to knowledge, will I also acquire extra calories if I eat from the Tree of Fruit Pies? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7537 Really? No gluten? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7538 Let me guess...original sin crust? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7539 You know I'm allergic to apples. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7540 I think you're right - if the apples are 100% GMO then it's probably OK.... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7541 Uh, how about . . . after? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7542 I sure hope that's not an apple pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7543 The apple didn't work out so well, not sure if I should have pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7544 I don't know . . . Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7545 Are you sure you want to go through with this? Well I'm thinking a dabble couldn't harm anyone. I mean you already put so much work into it. Snake: Ssssssssslick I made sure we wont regret it the flavors are to die for. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7546 If that's apple pie I think I'm going to pass. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7547 Honey, are you sure that pie is approximately 6,000 years old? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7548 Have some apple pie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7549 Oh Evie, you know gluten is forbidden! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7550 An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7551 Well, it sure looks like apple pie... You say it's a faux? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7552 Do you have any cheddar to go with that? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7553 Gluten free crust? I'm not tempted. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7554 I failed to realize it was March 14th. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7555 Oh. I was hoping for lemon meringue. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7556 I really prefer lemon meringue pie! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7557 So now Betty Crocker will take part of the rap too? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7558 Oh no, who are we gonna pin our bullshit on now? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7559 It smells great, really, but I'm doing this sugar detox thing right now. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7560 For that sweet clothing package? Yes, I will. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7561 Dear I can explain about —Lucy— me and her are just friends-" "I trust you babe. Why don't you try my new recipe, Wisdom Apple Pie, to show you we're cool. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7562 I'll pass, desserts get banished straight to my hips 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7563 Ooh, bad timing – I just started a sugar-free diet! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7564 I hope it's apple rhubarb 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7565 I thought we were going to get cooking. . . . 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7566 Looks yummy, dear, but - no a la mode, no cheddar? 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7567 Oh, I should have mentioned I'm gluten-free 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7568 Blueberry pie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7569 I swore I asked for Peach Cobbler, not Apple Pie... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7570 Ok, I'll have a bite--if it's gluten-free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7571 Adam, try this new rhubarb pie from Chef Snakevil. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7572 I'm trying to cut down on carbs. Got any apples? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7573 Well, since you put it THAT way!! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7574 You're different, and sooner or later different people are scary. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7575 The desserter is still missing. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7576 Dam it! You cooked it! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7577 WHOA, I thought the fig leaves were after the apples. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7578 This is as American as apple pie! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7579 Oh Eve, thanks. You're a real life saver 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7580 Sweetie, I'm sure it's delicious but you misheard; it was nookie pie ....? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7581 Someone's whissspering that the crust is from a recipe called 'original thin.' 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7582 You know I don't like pumpkin. Can we try something else? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7583 Is that a Martha Stewart recipe? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7584 I'd be tempted, but you know my gluten allergy. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7585 But where is the vanilla ice cream? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7586 I'm pretty we're in big trouble with Father if we eat this . . . But it smells so divine. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7587 It's gluten free... Eat it! 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7588 Yes dear, of course I love your cooking but... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7589 Look, don't take this the wrong way, but I really want to give this gluten-free thing a shot. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7590 Sssshheeee can bake an apple pie Adam boy, Adam boy. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7591 Did He say something about a waistline? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7592 Look, I made your favorite, apple pie, from leftovers. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7593 Quince? Four and twenty blackbirds? I don't know, what kind is it? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7594 You're trying to get me to eat what kind of pie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7595 I thought you said cherry! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7596 Sure. I'd love some apple pie!...But only if it's gluten free. Gluten is evil. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7597 You say it's actually made of Ritz crackers? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7598 Well, if he said it was gluten free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7599 Eve, you know what they say...a moment on the lips, a lifetime without stewardship. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7600 Is that grandma's ? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7601 ADAM, there's a big hole and hum, a pubic hair in my hot pie. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7602 I hope it's paleo 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7603 Are you sure we should eat apple? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7604 Don't worry. It's Samsung. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7605 Honey I did promise to try role playing with you, but I'm very uncomfortable. After I eat your apple pie, can I please cover my twigs and berries? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7606 I'm on this new low-carb diet - how about a regular apple? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7607 No, it's not that I hate your baking, it's that those are forbidden apples. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7608 Is the crust gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7609 Thanks Eve, but I'm gluten free this week 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7610 Well, if you're certain everything in it is paleo... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7611 But do I have to eat the crust? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7612 SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7613 Tempted yes, but mostly I want to know how you baked the pie! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7614 So, another tasty week ahead... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7615 Oh Shucks, forgot to bring the protection! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7616 Where did you get that? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7617 Well...it's not cherry, but I guess bakers can't be choosers. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7618 omg, didn't I tell you I am now on a gluten free diet, so please stop tempting me with the pie. An apple I can eat, but not the crust. And please lose the snake. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7619 ...and...and ...we don't have any ice cream either! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7620 The Apple is only on the inside, Adam. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7621 But honey, I asked for cherry. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7622 I thought that Granny Smiths weren't kosher. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7623 Cherry Pie? I prefer apple. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7624 Who taught you how to make apple pie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7625 No ice cream to go with the pie? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7626 Why God created calories. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7627 The crust seems slightly different from the one you baked for me last Casual Friday. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7628 Honey that's great, but where's Cain? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7629 Do you have any alternatives snacks? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7630 Well, ok, I guess I don't want to be a slave to my own willpower. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7631 Oh no!Isimply wanted us to try out an apple! We're not in America yet... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7632 Uh, no offense, honey, but you think you could make a pie from the lemon tree for a change? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7633 But I prefer rhubarb. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7634 Unfortunately I'm on a detox diet. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7635 Yahweh be damned. I just got a great idea -- let's start a bakery. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7636 Sounds like a lot of carbs. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7637 For goodness snake Evey. I'm a bit confused here in the Garden of Eatin'. Why have you covered up the apple like that? (Old age I guess.) I know. Let's take a trip somewhere east. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7638 So where's the cake? You knew I was coming. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7639 The spoils of Satan are rich and plentiful, behold the pie I've invented from the apple of the snake's bosom. I love you Steve, please leave Adam for me, and also heterosexuality. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7640 Sorry, the glutinous crust is forbidden for me. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7641 If that has gluten, this is the beginning of the end. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7642 Oh wow, is that fig leaf pie? Eating fig leaf pie is seriously the most enjoyable experience I've had... that is until you came along! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7643 I kicked it up a notch! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7644 This apple pie contains the forbidden fruit on the EPA's dangerous list. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7645 I forgot to tell you--I'm gluten free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7646 This will make us "as American as apple pie" undocumented immigrants? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7647 I name thee 'Coney Island' 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7648 Are you sure that crust is gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7649 So if I eat of it, will I then know the crust is gluten free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7650 Sorry babe, this pie is for Satan 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7651 Eve, I agree pies make good use of an apple, but I had something more high tech in mind -- like a computer. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7652 God, that looks delicious, but my diet forbids gluten. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7653 Where's the ice cream? I specifically asked you for pie a-la-mode! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7654 Made with soda crackers? Really?...All right then! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7655 But my nutritionist says I should avoid gluten... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7656 That's not the hot pie I had in mind. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7657 This domesticity is sweet 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7658 Piening in the Garden of Eatin' 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7659 Thanks but I'm allergic to cherries. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7660 I don't remember god commanding us to eat apple pie on the eighth day. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7661 With your background why do you always bake Dutch apple? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7662 how did you make that if its only us and our butts out here? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7663 So, where's the cheddar? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7664 Oh, I thought when you invited me over for desert, you meant 'desert' . 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7665 Unless that's four and 20 blackbirds, I think I'm gonna pass. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7666 That's not what I meant by pineapple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7667 Thank you for the cherry pie... 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7668 There are too many carbs in that pie crust; but I would like just a regular apple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7669 There's way too much pie here to deny 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7670 No to pumpkin. I might go for apple. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7671 'Processing apples isn't the healthiest way to survive". 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7672 Are you sure it's not just half-baked? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7673 "Care for some humble pie"? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7674 Why did you tell Him it was a cake? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7675 If I knew what’s in it I'd have already eaten it! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7676 No alamode. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7677 Are you trying to get us kicked out of here? You know gluten isn't allowed! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7678 So..you want me to eat this, and then tell you if your cooking is good or evil? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7679 He named it stealth pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7680 snakes alive! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7681 What a beautiful pie! And what are you carrying? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7682 Oh my God, there is no ice cream to go with the pie 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7683 I'm supposed to avoid gluten. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7684 It's forbidden quince. Just thought we could use a change. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7685 Sorry but gluten gets me into trouble. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7686 I have to be honest, Eve, since the voices started, and now your preoccupation with apples...I'll have to pass on the pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7687 -Where is my apple? -I put it in.. *And god created the apple pie... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7688 Definitely more tempting, Eve...but is it gluten free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7689 Oh...thanks. But you know I'm forbidden that many calories on my diet. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7690 So THIS is the pi of knowledge? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7691 It's not you, it's me. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7692 GMO apples are exempt, right? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7693 I'm sure God will love the crust 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7694 But apples give me hives! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7695 I'm really more of a pecan guy 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7696 "Boysenberry?" Feels more like boys out to me. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7697 I think I'm gluten-intolerant. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7698 Are you sure it is fruit free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7699 Gee, I don't know. I was looking forward to another apple. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7700 Eve regretted her new strategy after learning that Adam had switched to a Gluten-free diet. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7701 Quit tempting me; we were told not to eat the apples. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7702 I've read the self-help book and this is not how it goes. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7703 No, I hate apple pies. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7704 Apple pie? Thanks, honey, but I've already eaten a lot of apples today. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7705 But my name is Billy and I ordered cherry! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7706 Tempting...but I am on this raw diet kick 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7707 So you made the forbidden fruit into a pie?! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7708 Is that a gluten free crust ? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7709 I do hope its gluten free 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7710 Eve, don't tell me there are apples in that pie! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7711 I wanted my iPad 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7712 Don't we have to leave if we eat that? Yeah, but I hear America is taking people again. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7713 "No thanks". "I'm gluten-intolerant". 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7714 I'm actually gluten free. Tell me how it is, though. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7715 Yes, it does smell heavenly, but why the hell did you make apple when you know I prefer rhubarb? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7716 BARE ASP TRICK OR TREAT 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7717 So it's supposed to feel like apple pie, huh? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7718 I really prefer apple... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7719 Still seems a little half-baked to me. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7720 I actually prefer banana cream pies. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7721 It's good of you to offer, but is there any of the slice left from yesterday? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7722 Darn - I started my new diet yesterday. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7723 Aw, you didn't need to go to all that trouble. What's more wholesome than apple pie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7724 He said that it's guaranteed to be non-GMO, AND would enhance my manhood? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7725 That snake may have talked, but only you could tempt me with a pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7726 I hope it's apple rhubarb 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7727 Can't I just SAY I'm humbled? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7728 Oh... Eve, I didn't notice the applie pie 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7729 I made this forbidden pie for you. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7730 Is it from my scratch or your scratch? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7731 Now all we need is Mom and we'll have the makings of a Great America. Umm... What's a Mom? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7732 When did Betty Crocker become a sponsor? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7733 Is that paleo? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7734 Yeah...um, it smells sinfully scrumptious, but I'm gluten free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7735 I'm on the the Paleo Diet - carbs are forbidden. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7736 Wow, who taught you to cook? And where'd you find an oven? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7737 Here is the garden of Eatin pie that you wanted. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7738 Eve, you know I can't have gluten. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7739 No thanks. I am trying to cut gluten out of my diet. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7740 So as long as it's cooked...? 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7741 Veggie pie ok but why did you use my pants? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7742 I said gluten free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7743 Why not, the brain needs carbs, right? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7744 The garden of eden--flip or flop? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7745 I know it's All-American, but is apple pie such a good idea? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7746 You baked it in our outdoor kitchen? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7747 Thank you, but I hope it's blueberry. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7748 Apple again? How about cherry next time? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7749 Apple pie?!? I like mine straight up. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7750 I sure hope that is a rhubarb pie 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7751 A fruit pie? Maybe we should skip dessert. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
7752 I appreciate the effort, but I prefer apple pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7753 As long as it's a blueberry pie, there's no harm in that. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7754 I'll never get to taste a raw apple! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7755 Overkill! The apple by itself should be enough! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7756 An apple pie would have been a better choice. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7757 I don't think this goes around the rules 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7758 I'd love some jungle pie... 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7759 I must say, Eve, you certainly are way ahead of the times! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7760 But it's got apples in it, right? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7761 Wait, you skipped the "if life hands you lemons . . ." part. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7762 I'm pretty sure he said it was gluten-free too. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7763 Well, it's non-GMO and gluten free, so I guess there isn't anything wrong with just a taste 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7764 Boy you're baking up a storm in your new oven of the knowledge of good and evil. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7765 THE BEGINNING OF RIGGING 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7766 Well, I couldn't figure out how to fuck the apple! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7767 Sorry but I'm gluten and apple free. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7768 If you're pregnant then we're Americans! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7769 Uhhh. . .I can nibble around the edges, but the fruit filling is off limits. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7770 Hey Babe,Is that gluten free crust? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7771 Sorry, I forgot your birthday! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7772 If I guess correctly, what is the prize? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7773 Is it GMO free? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7774 But I just started my diet. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7775 Oh, I could die for a pie of that pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7776 If you are going to eat it, mind as well make it yummy. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7777 Where's the whipped cream? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7778 Oh, nooo! Did you cook my apple?! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7779 I've never heard of aspel pie. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7780 Mince meat? I thought you were making apple. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7781 What did you use?" "Ostrich egg. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7782 It's vegan so it's okay. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7783 From the Tree of Knowledge, right? I had asked for p! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7784 Um, OK, sure, but is it gluten-free? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7785 We'll tell Him it was made from Ritz™ crackers! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7786 God told us not to eat apples but not an apple pie 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7787 Made with 100% Garden of Eden apples. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7788 Have you been reading "The Pie Life?" 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7789 Oh, no. I said "Spanish Fly." 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7790 We know what a simple bite did … what's a whole pie going to bring about? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7791 Even if we are the last ones alive in the world and the apple pie is temptingly wholesome, I think we need to make a different choice this time around. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7792 Oh, you meant a REAL pie! 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
7793 YOU ROCK ME TO THE CORE 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7794 Careful --- the juices are hot 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7795 That's OK. It's apple. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7796 Did you say "mincemeat" or "Quince meat", this is important Eve! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7797 Have you seen flock of twenty-six blackbirds? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7798 If i eat it will we have riblets? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7799 Try it this way 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7800 Apple pie? Very tempting, but I prefer tarte tatin. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7801 That better be blackbird pie. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7802 I'm sorry, I can't. It's not gluten free. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7803 Do you think He'll mind if I just eat the filling? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7804 Anything telling you this is apple pie is fake nose. 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
7805 Why then do the blueberries smell like apples? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7806 Mock apple pie is ritzy, but I feel like eating a rib right now. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7807 "Apple pie." Is this for my buzzy part, too? 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
7808 But all those Calories 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7809 "Let's reconsider our 'no, thanks.' 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7810 Wait, did you say you made it from scratch or from Mr. Scratch? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7811 You expect me to eat the whole thing ! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7812 Looks great, hon! He says he got the recipe from his friend Martha. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7813 Snake: "Eat the pie and you will be enlightened..." Adam: "Well at least this one's not fury!" 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7814 I asked for peach. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7815 mmm... forbidden doughnut. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7816 ...and it's gluten free too? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7817 Smells great, but isn't the oven forbidden? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7818 In the beginning God created the apple pie. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7819 The first wife learns the difference between "good" and "just not playing fair". 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7820 Those aren't my slippers 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7821 Accurate translation. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7822 wow queen, you're so beautiful 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7823 Well ... as long as you're sure it's gluten-free. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7824 hot piece of pie sounds kinda good right now.. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7825 Just another pie trick to hide your boobs. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7826 I wouldn't pick hot, steaming things up off the floor - this is the Garden of Eden and all evil is converted to sweet. That was probably left there by an elephant a few minutes ago judging by the heat! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7827 I got this for date night. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7828 I made an apple pie. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7829 Umm, did I mention my gluten allergy? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7830 As long as it's gluten free with no GMO's I don't see the harm. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7831 Asple pie??? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7832 Oh jeez, did I forget to mention I'm glutton sensitive? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7833 mmm...well I guess you're right... God didn't mention anything about not eating fruit pie. Snake - YESSSSSSSSSSS! It look's deliciousssssss! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7834 I'm glad its not apple. That means he's not staying! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7835 I'm in such a quandary. Should I stay for dessert, or should I watch my figure? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7836 Organic, gluten-free, sugar-free, vegan, GMO-free, paleo-friendly pie? Mmm...doesn't sound like any knowledge I want a piece of. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7837 Seriously Adam, it's an apple asp(ic) pie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7838 That is the most precious thing I've ever seen! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7839 If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked you a cake! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7840 No gluten, no guilt. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7841 But how can that be gluten free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7842 You a New York Central Park Agnostic ? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7843 Pi...Suddenly it's meaning has significance. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7844 Pie again! Can't we have some diversity in our lives? What...it's blueberry? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7845 Uh, is that gluten-free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7846 I'm hoping to go down in history as Creator of apple pie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7847 You're right. A woman's place "is" in the kitchen. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7848 g's hiss crust, ah do bull eve (lest a serpent strike me dead), you really apple hied yar baking skills. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7849 Didn't He say something about it not being vegan? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7850 The snake is telling me to go gluten-free... 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7851 Sinthia, that pie will start a whole new story. Let's share it with everyone. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7852 I don't know...my therapist says I should really separate my sexual life from my daily meals 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7853 Blueberry? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7854 Don't worry, it's non-GMO … 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7855 Eating in? I thought we were going out. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7856 EVE, YOU KNOW THE TEMPTATION WITH A HOT APPLE PIE, WHEN YOU ONLY USE IT FOR THE AROMA IN THE HOUSE. WHY NOT SPICE UP YOUR HOT BUNS. THEY WILL DO THE SAME TRICK BESIDES WE CAN EAT THEM, AND BEST OF ALL STAY IN GOD’S GRACES! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7857 Oh Eve... this is so 21st century! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7858 Adam! The Pie Shop has transgendered bathrooms!!! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7859 Well okay . . . if the crust is organic, too. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7860 But I told you I didn't like rhubarb. Can't we have apple instead? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7861 Oh Heaven! Why do you tempt me so. I suppose it's better than a pie in the eye. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7862 This is really bad. What too much sugar 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7863 Funny, something tells me in two thousand years a movie franchise will evolve from this setting. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7864 A pie a day keeps the snake away 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7865 What's next? Fig Newtons? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7866 I love apple pie! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7867 Attempting to cook again? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7868 I'd prefer the original way. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7869 Oh, gee honey, I forgot it was Thanksgiving...What is it we're thankful for again? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7870 It is irrational, love. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7871 It's gluten free? Right! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7872 Only if it is certified organic. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7873 I swear it's vegan, organic, and gluten-free. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7874 You are the Apple of my pie, Happy Valentine's Day! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7875 Mrs. Paul's apple pies never tempted me. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7876 Are you certain that there are no risks associated with this GMO variety? 1.0606 0.04252 66 64 0 2
7877 When I said I wanted to eat your hair pie... 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7878 uh, yeah, umm, what did the note say? From who? Are you sure? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7879 Oh God! If it's Apple, don't tempt me! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7880 For crying out loud! Stop your whining. Would it kill your to take just one little bite? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7881 Is this something more than organic? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7882 Please tell it is cherry. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7883 Could you please ask God to make it low sodium? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7884 Sorry, I'm allergic to apples. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7885 I don't think this was in His script for us! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7886 Oh...yeah...um, I'm actually gluten-intolerant. So... 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7887 Tempting, but is it paleo? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7888 Couldn't resist the recipe either!!!! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7889 i forgot the birthday hats 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7890 Agin with the apple pie...where's the ala mode? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7891 You're telling me that Lilith gave you the recipe?! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7892 All right but is it gluten free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7893 Sorry, I'm gluten free now 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7894 Apple pie? What's that? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7895 Is that apple or blueberry? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7896 You did extreme vet those apple, right? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7897 But if HE is a SHE She will figure it out 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7898 This is going to be my favorite pie! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7899 I'm not sure I can eat another cherry one. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7900 Hmmm, were refined carbohydrates included on the third day? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7901 That's really tempting but I have to stick with a gluten-free diet. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7902 Alternate apple? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7903 The way to a man's heart is his stomach 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7904 I guess if you picked the apples, cut the apples, and baked the apples, it's not really an apple pie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7905 I hope that's Apple Pie. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7906 How about a nice slice of Pangea? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7907 Can I have it with the apples on the side? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7908 You sure I can eat this version? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7909 Embracing carginogenic cuisine again, are we? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7910 That pie is from forbidden fruit/I'll eat it anyway, cause you're so cute 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7911 "Um, unless it's Gluten-Free, I'll pass". 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7912 hmmm....a la mode? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7913 It's a family recipe. Please pretend you like it. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7914 Eve: Happy Pi Day! Adam: If I have 1 rib less, how many scoops of vanilla ice cream should I get? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7915 There's no knowledge in gluton! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7916 If I knew you were comin, I'd have baked a cake. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7917 Tempting but I don't do gluten. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7918 If that's the peach, what happened to the apple? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7919 I keep thinking "I scream"...but I don't know why. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7920 cherry pie again !? cant we just have the forbidden fruit tonight i'm sick of your pies! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7921 Since there are no lemon trees, I guess when god give you apples, you make apple pie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7922 Welcome to the information age. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7923 Oh, no, not apple pie again! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7924 I have a gluten allergy. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7925 Oh, ok. I'm only gluten less 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7926 Are you ??????????-ing me? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7927 I forgot our anniversary and you still made me a pie? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7928 PC pie? I was hoping for Apple. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7929 Is it sugar-free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7930 Oh, just shut up and try it. You'd feel just as guilty if it were French Silk. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7931 I'm sorry, did I not mention in my profile that I'm gluten intolerant? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7932 You expect me to organize a county fair by when? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7933 That depends...is it gluten-free? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7934 Just give me an apple; I'm gluten intolerant. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7935 Well...I guess if it's gluten-free... 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7936 Is it still pie if it's fruit-free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7937 Eve, did you say that is an apple pie! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7938 Just like warm apple pie. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7939 What should I eat first to stay in the Garden of Eden? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7940 Uh, is it gluten free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7941 Is it Putin's pie? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7942 God will only allow us to eat it if the apples are organic 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7943 I'm sorry, I'm gluten intolerant. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7944 You should put your dick in this 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7945 Tempting, but I am gluten intolerant. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7946 I call it "Apple Disaster." It also comes in peach. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7947 futuristic..... forbidden ...... let's call it 'radius squared'. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7948 But… shouldn’t it be an APPLE pie? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7949 It doesn't work like that, they have to be raw! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7950 No, no, no! It's when you have LEMONS make LEMONADE!! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7951 I don't know, I've been gluten free ever since it was created on the third day. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7952 Carbs? In the morning? I'll pass, thanks. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7953 how can baking excise forbidden? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7954 Original recipe? Sinfully delicious? Yes, but still, I don't think I could even eat one bite! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7955 Maybe HE won't mind, if I eat it 'this' way. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7956 I'm still a little confused how if you chop them up they magically get a triple-A rating. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7957 Very tempting, but I'm gluten free. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7958 So here's our plan, when he asks what happened, you offer him the pie and say, "When life gives you apples, make apple pie." 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7959 You forget- this is going to taste terrible because sugar hasn't been discovered. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7960 Sorry but a Marie Callender's apple pie is not going to fool anyone. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7961 Eve, this pie arrived with a note "Adam, Enjoy this pie that is so much richer in humility, understanding, and honesty than an apple pie! Donald Trump from above. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7962 You're taking 'baked goods' far too literally. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7963 With no utensils on the island, the best they could hope for was keeping their clothes clean. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7964 You're telling me not to worry because they're organic? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7965 It makes no difference how you disguise it dear, we're not to take a bit of the apple. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7966 Are you sure it's just Ritz crackers? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7967 Snake told me to bake this for you; he calls it 'Patriarchal Pie' 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7968 'Hmmm!?!! Garden of Eden Pie....Too bad I already ate some.' 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7969 I don't eat gluten. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7970 (thought bubble) "He'll never know what hit him." 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7971 "Honey" Not snake pie again? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7972 I know this is wrong, but with your baking skills you'll be a great stay-at-home mom. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7973 Why did you name it Golden Delicious Surprise? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7974 Too many CHOs......it would make my butt look fat. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7975 NO, they mean lemons 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7976 Apple Pie Comes Later 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7977 Chill! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7978 I hope you used GOOD cooking apples this time. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7979 You baked with gluten on Shabbat? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7980 Organic non GMO apples? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7981 I could never resist organic gluten free apple pie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7982 (Adam) " I hope it's not apple pie " 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7983 Let's have dessert before the mail course. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7984 The day when Eve REALLYwanted to piss of God 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7985 The snake behind you says it's Gluten-free. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7986 How could gluten be forbidden when it looks so good? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7987 Sprinkle with some cinnamon and you've got a deal. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7988 Next time make it an apple pie. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7989 Milton for Millenials 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7990 You idiot! Hide that thing. Put on your pussy hat. And quick, put on some clothes! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7991 How?"..."When?"..."Where did you find the little UFO? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7992 So, do I grab it by the—or...? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7993 Did you really used the apple for a pie?" "He said you can't eat an apple...not a pie." "Where did you get an oven? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7994 Is this apple ? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7995 I thought this was going to be easy. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7996 Sooo, no peach available? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7997 Gluten free isn't temptation, dear. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7998 The rules state fruit, we can have our pie and eat it too 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7999 I told you. It's made on the same equipment, but it's not listed in the ingredients. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8000 Wow, go ahead, tell me you invented fire. And, like, jeez, knives. I promise I won't go all manny-jealous on you 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8001 Let's party and then have the apple pie for dessert. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8002 I this my mom's apple pie? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8003 Oh my ... gluten-free, right? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8004 I promise it's not apple. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8005 This? What happened to the three martini lunch? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8006 The perfect pie for Donald Trump 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8007 Well...That's one loop hole found. Just gotta wait 2000 years for the next one to be found. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8008 At least it's a gourmet flaming sword. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8009 You said that if I eat a slice of that pie I will want a slice of your pie? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8010 Fait accompli 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8011 It doesn't smell like cherry. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8012 I know it smells great Eve, it's just that, gosh darn it, I'm not sure it's gluten free! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8013 "Eve... you know my biggest sin is gluttony", said Adam while he fell into temptation... 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8014 Enough with the quiches, woman! Can't you just bake me a simple apple pie for once? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8015 I don't know . Did you wash them ? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8016 Apple... pie? with cherries? and crumb crust? low sugar?, still a no. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8017 Try my delicious Apple-Ganja pie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8018 Don't worry. It's surprising low in carbohydrates. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8019 And how many apples did you use? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8020 If you vote no, then it's just "Tied For Best Apple Pie in West Eden." 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8021 Well, I'll try it. I did see American Pie. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8022 The baker's name was Donald who? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8023 OK, as long as it's non-GMO and gluten-free. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8024 You can eat it if it's gluten-free 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8025 are you trying to get to my heart? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8026 The ingredients are all organic and the crust is gluten free. Comes with a side of fig leaves. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8027 If it's store bought then it can't really be called temptation! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8028 Gee... a kale pie... what a surprise... 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8029 I hope it's gluten-free, 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8030 I see home economics and science have been combined. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8031 if i new that, i would have picked a peach,,,,,, 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8032 Dang, I'm busted. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8033 Is that a fruit pie or a pot pie? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8034 Are you sure there isn't gluten in it? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8035 These Adam and Eve Mystery parties have me tied up in knots. 1.0606 0.04252 66 64 0 2
8036 Wow, the Welcome Wagon left this? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8037 Is this instead of motherhood? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8038 Sorry babe, can't. I'm gluten free. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8039 Is there any gluten in it? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8040 Is "gluten-free" even a thing? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8041 Gosh, you know, I think I'm gluten-intolerant. What do you think will happen if I eat it?? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8042 Gluten-free you say.... 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8043 I guess maybe He did say "you will sure eat pie"... 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8044 Oh, I forgot to tell you, I am alegeric to fruit! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8045 but is it glutton free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8046 The American Version of Genesis 2:17: after some pies came the belly, shame, clothes, and the mall. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8047 Sorry Darling, my doctor told me gluten is forbidden. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8048 Is it cherry pie? Cherry's my favorite! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8049 In the worst case, parole with credit for limbo served. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8050 Any gluten-free options? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8051 Unicorn pie? I think I'll just have an apple. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8052 Adam, I had baked you a pie called "a fruit of the body pie", while you were busy in the Garden. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8053 Nice try. I'm still working my resolutions. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8054 Cloud-based? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8055 Can I get a slice a la mode? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8056 Pretty snakey of you to put in a pied 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8057 Psst! Don't worry. It's the same price. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8058 I heard it feels the same, so let's play it safe and use the pie. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8059 Wow! Is that the new Apple ip 7 plus? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8060 Something tells me I'm short another rib. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8061 Half-baked wisdom? Of course it's not the same!! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8062 Well, if it's gluten-free. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8063 Did you remember to use gluten free flour this time? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8064 What happens when you bake the forbidden fruit? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8065 Is it devil and gluten free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8066 Damn Melania. My hands are too small to grab it. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8067 They fell off the tree.It was dark. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8068 I made it but let us share. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8069 Oh, so sweet of you, Eve. But did I ever mention that my Doctor has prohibited me to eat sugars? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8070 OK, calling it rhubarb pie might work, but what about my gluten allergy? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8071 No thank you, I'm on a diet. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8072 It`s apple. I got them from that tree! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8073 Extra cinnamon? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8074 For me? Oh, gee, you shouldn't have. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8075 Wow that's really tempting, but I'm Paleo. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8076 No, honey, I said we should get baked 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8077 The choice of any other pie would have made us less smart but saved us from a lot of trouble. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8078 "LET THEM EAT APPLE PIE "! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8079 I forgot to mention I’m gluten free. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8080 Sorry, Hon--it smells great, but I can't handle the gluten. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8081 I get to eat sixty percent of it. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8082 Why so flakey?! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8083 Who's Carl Sagan? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8084 'I'm gluten intolerant.' 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8085 Adam: Apple? Eve: What else? Serpent: If you only knew! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8086 I promise it's not apple. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8087 So, the fruit in it makes it healthy? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8088 I'll have my share a la mode! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8089 I could have sworn we ate the last quince yesterday. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8090 Chicken pot pie? But you know I’m a vegan! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8091 No, really, it looks great. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8092 I know you told me it's all natural, but is it gluten free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8093 If you eat of it you shall surely...uh, what did he say? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8094 You I apple pie oh my ! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8095 We go together like... 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8096 I prefer blueberry. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8097 Oh, thanks, but I've stopped eating gluten. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8098 temptation is key to getting what you want 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8099 To my heart through my stomach......only works sometimes. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8100 I hink ere's omehing uck in eye ooth. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8101 Sugar-free? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8102 Would you happen to have cherry? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8103 Hmmmm...perhaps banishment from the garden of edin is worth it. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8104 Eve, I really liked that apple, so I baked you a pie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8105 I guess it's OK as long as you say it's gluten free. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8106 I guess you don't know much about mathematics. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8107 Is it real , or a pye in the sky ? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8108 The original apple pie! Smells great, but I'm not sure that passes muster. How about a la mode? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8109 'I can't, I am gluten intolerant' 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8110 One teaspoon snake poison please 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8111 Geez, I don't know. Still have a hangover from my last meal. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8112 Leftovers don't count! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8113 So, you're saying I'll gain great knowledge, plus a sugar high? Cool. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8114 Can't eat it --It's not gluten free. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8115 I don't get how you made that. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8116 Let me guess...mincemeat? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8117 What's mincemeat? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8118 Yikes! Did I forget to tell you I'm a Raw Foodist? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8119 Deb's ones used to have an even stronger flav... ...... 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8120 Which man made that for you? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8121 Hell yeah, babe. So glad I traded up from Lilleth. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8122 What gave you that idea? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8123 OK, Eve, now you're totally freaking me out. How did you bake that thing? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8124 Looks fab, but I TOLD you -- I'm going carb free this week. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8125 Didn't he tell us to remain raw vegan? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8126 No Adam it's not gluten free, it is apple tho! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
8127 Stand back sweetheart, we're having snake for dinner. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8128 With all due respect honey, I don't think it's me that should be eating the humble pie 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8129 wont need the fig leaf 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8130 The lemonade was one thing, I'm not so sure about this. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8131 Oh, I think we'd better not eat this, Eve... Is it gluten-free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8132 I'm not sure.... Is it really organic? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8133 What type of island are we lost on again? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8134 Nope. That's not it either. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8135 Room service? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8136 Sorry, but I'm allergic to apples. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8137 You know that I am allergic to apricots Eve. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8138 Yeah, it smells really tempting, but is it gluten free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8139 An apple by any other name would taste just as sweet. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8140 Yummy!! Mama's apple Pie 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8141 I am gluten sensitive, but I suppose a little of the apple part would be okay. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8142 Do you have any cinnamon and cheddar cheese? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8143 You guys are right, it's not like they grow on trees. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8144 Is that a recipe from your new Nigella Lawson cookbook, How To Be a Domestic Goddess? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8145 It's tempting, but I'd prefer blueberry. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8146 Nice try at camouflage, Eve, but what if being able to read a cookbook qualifies us as eating from the Tree of Knowledge? God only knows! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8147 Oh, is that apple? I've already had cherry. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8148 Would you like some apple pie? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8149 Taste it,you'll like it. It tastes like a fruit. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8150 put it in the PIEhole babe 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8151 iPhones were never actually apples, Chloe - you've taken this green thing one too far! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8152 Oh, thank. But really, you shouldn't have! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8153 Well, I guess so--if you're sure there's no gluten. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8154 It's sin-free paleo. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8155 For whatever reason, I had a craving for pecan. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8156 I'm actually allergic to apple... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8157 If it's gluten free it will probably be okay? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8158 It's gluten-free 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8159 My scalp itches. How'd you bake that? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8160 Original humble pie 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8161 Gotta stick with"no" to your alternative. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8162 I thought we were going to juice those? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8163 I'll try just one piece if you're sure it's genetically modified. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8164 From the of Betty Crocker's knowledge? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8165 HUMBLE PIE. I'M CONFUSE. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8166 Peach cobble? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8167 Sorry, I'm gluten free 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8168 MMM. Pot pie. Is it medicinal? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8169 I'll deliver this to our President, wo has never eaten humble pie! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8170 One snake is enough! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8171 50 percent apple-what to do? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8172 This bites! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8173 No, I can't say I've heard of Ambrosia. Yes, I will try a slice-bit of pie never hurt anyone! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8174 I'm actually glutton-free. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8175 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said, "I'd love some pie fur dessert." At least my kind isn't forbidden...yet. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8176 Is it your original cinnamon apple? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8177 Oh NO! Apple pie, eat and die, never raise up to sky! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8178 Thanks, but I would have preferred pumpkin. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8179 Some day at may be an American treat, but here and now I'm not so sure. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8180 If we're gonna bust our diet, let's let's bust our diet. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8181 Where's Steve? The pie is getting cold! I don't know! I thought he would be here by now! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8182 Reminds me of a movie. Do I eat it...or? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8183 I thought we wen't allowed to have "apple of knowledge" pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8184 That pie looks real naked to me! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8185 You couldn't find a fig leaf? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8186 'lo bob 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8187 But gluten would be sinful. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8188 You're sure this is Gluttony-Free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8189 That snake in the grass didn't say anything about your Mother's recipes! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8190 My oh my, what do we have here, some delicious pie in the jungle. That totally is not poised or anything... 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8191 GIRL, THAT METAPHOR THO 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8192 It's a little early for desert, let's skip it. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8193 Is it gluten-free sweetie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8194 Very tempting but I'm trying to watch my weight. Perhaps between you and me a small bite of apple wouldn't be such a sin? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8195 I like change well enough, but this is going a bit far. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8196 I mean, I am not a real big fan of apple pies you know. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8197 Thanks, Eve, the pie looks tempting but I'm going gluten free. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8198 Eve's "Serpentine Surprise" pie... new recipe, darling? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8199 Now, tempt her with motherhood... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8200 Wonderful, a pie made from apples of the Tree of Knowledge. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8201 Let's see... 4 and 20 black birds,...?. no....now what was it he said not to eat? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8202 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8203 Know both good and not-so-tasty. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8204 There's a new boss in town. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8205 It is our own little slice of parad... pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8206 The guys are coming over. Do you think you could make another? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8207 It's tempting, but do you have anything gluten-free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8208 It's really gluten-free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8209 Gee, the only thing that could make paradise any better is a slice of hot apple pie ... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8210 To whet your appetite 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8211 Oh shit, it's just Easy D. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8212 He did say he would fancy some cherry pie 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8213 Is there an apple missing out of the pie, 'coz I really like it here and relocation doesn't appeal to me. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8214 As much as Adam doesn't want to displease the Lord, Eve's temptations have really leveled up as of late. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8215 Don't tell me your mother's pies are the best! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8216 'I didn't pick it, Adam. I pied it' 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8217 That's not what I meant when I said I liked your pies. or That's not what I meant when I said I liked your pies. We shouldn't have eaten that apple. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8218 Peach! I'll try it but I prefer apple which was what you originally promised! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8219 Wait, are you totally sure it's organic? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8220 Huh... It smells great but I think He asked for a cobbler. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8221 So, boysenberry. .......'cause it smells like apple. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8222 How closely did you follow the recipe? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8223 Both boys called dibs. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8224 Mercy Eve....I hope you at least baked a cherry pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8225 Sorry. I'm not really into hair pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8226 Smells awful. I can’t wait until grandmothers. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8227 Wow! What century is this? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8228 Oh no, not another blackbird pie! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8229 STEVE YOU KNOW IM PALEO NOW!!! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8230 Truat me, it's Blueberry. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8231 I don't see any apples like the fake news said 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8232 It's not that apple, it's the pie of my love. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8233 No, really, just a plain apple! I TOLD you I'm gluten sensitive! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8234 Is it GMO free? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8235 No thanks--I only do raw food. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8236 I believe He really wants to get rid of us. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8237 If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first admit that women and men are equal. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8238 Does it count if the apples baked? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8239 "Is it both guilt and gluten free? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8240 You can't fool me with that. It's a pumpkin pie. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8241 Really out of this world taste, huh? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8242 It's gluten-free 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8243 Do you have something less traditional than appke pie to spice up our marriage? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8244 I can smell the apples, but is it gluten-free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8245 For you, with the pang of love. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8246 So, which tree did you get the fruit from? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8247 No, I love apples, but I'm afraid I'm gluten-free. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8248 My gosh... I am having flashbacks of the movie "American Pie" ! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8249 Oh gosh, you really didn't have to go to all this effort. I just don't care much for the taste of Red Delicious. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8250 Nobody does it like... uh, um... can we do this take over again? I forgot her name. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8251 I'm not sure that blueberries will cut it 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8252 If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8253 What is this hot apple pie, dear? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8254 Does that pie full of apples come with Viagra? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8255 Good thing. I'm allergic to rhubarb! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8256 Oh..uhmm...babe...I really don't need you baking for another 1,000 years or so...! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8257 You're sure this is the pie Obama thought was so good that he called it "crack"? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8258 No, I really don't He'll care that's it's sugar-free. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8259 Ingirm the stage crew that growing wheat products happens a few millennia later. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8260 I'm cleavin' it. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8261 pie equals E(ve) adaM C(onfused, scared 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8262 But God said "Multiply," not "pie!" 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8263 Smells so good - I'd love to give it to give to my Mom! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8264 You're a nice lady and all, but my conscience won't let me continue playing these Adam and Eve games, besides I just got a text and I have to work today; nice pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8265 Naked and Afraid of her cooking. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8266 You're sure it's "Apple Free"? Because it didn't say so on the box. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8267 Don't you know I hate cinnamon ! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8268 I liked the Sara Lee but the Mrs. Smith has a flakier crust 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8269 Man: This time we'll make sure we eat all the apples. Maybe then we'll have a chance at doing the whole thing right this time. Woman: Ok. I suppose you still want me to do all the cooking, though. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8270 Thank heavens! Red apples. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8271 I'm dying to taste it, but if there's one thing I can't eat - it's gluten. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8272 Wow hot apple pie. Your are the women babe. Now we just have to wait a few thousand years for plates, knives, and forks to be invented! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8273 He was warned. He was given an explanation. Nevertheless, he devoured. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8274 Thanks for making my choice easy; pie!!! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8275 Thanks for the effort but my gluten allergy prevents me from partaking. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8276 Knowledge is Sour 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8277 So, is this an alternative to an apple? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8278 Is this the snake's recipe? His is gluten free. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8279 The fruit of the tree will make you wise. Please, have several pieces! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8280 What's with the redacted pie? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8281 Back when god created Adam and Eve. The evil snake made a pie. "I don't know that's a good looking pie," said Adam. "I never thought this would be so easy," said the snake. "Victory taste so sweet." Said the snake. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8282 You promise it's gluten-free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8283 Let me see, Warren Buffet just purchased your pie company! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8284 I'm more worried about the motherhood deal. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8285 Was the pie in the dream, too? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8286 I ordered a pizza pie, but you want me to eat an apple pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8287 Aww, babe- nice pie but you know I am gluten intolerant! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8288 Thanks, I can never resist.......................................pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8289 It's from Bar Eden, my new locally sourced farm to table concept. It will change your life forever. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8290 I'm not bringing gluten intolerance into this world. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8291 Eve, I was hoping that you'd make an apple pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8292 Are you a 100% certain it is organic, non-GMO, vegan & gluten free? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8293 Well, I'm not exactly sure what's in it, Steve Bannon up there did most of the baking. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8294 Nancy Pelosi said we should send it to the new president, George Bush. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8295 Is it gluten free hon? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8296 Apple pie again? What's next -- snake pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8297 But I told you I wanted apple cider. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8298 "I never had apple pie before!" (Get it???) 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8299 That looks, like, gluten-y 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8300 “The fruit in this pie came in a box labeled Harry & David but you heard a hissing sound when you opened it? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8301 You've gone so over the top I'm just taking the pie and leaving. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8302 Wait, didn't he say no gluten? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8303 Its a trick. The ingredients aren't locally sourced non-GMO! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8304 Cherry or apple? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8305 The fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and gluten. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8306 If Its Organic Apples I'm Ok With It 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8307 You know I'm gluten free, Eve, shame on you! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8308 I love apple pie, but aren't blueberries better for you? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8309 I rather eat something else 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8310 Is this your famous 'pie in the sky'? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8311 The crust is gluten-free, right? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8312 Pie? Not very original. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8313 It smells OK, but it isn't Jiffy. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8314 IDK, can't be your Grandmother's recipe 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8315 It was my mother's favorite recipe. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8316 Apple pie? Are we leaving the Garden of Eden and move to America? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8317 Are you sure I don't have to worry about gluten? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8318 Well, I don't eat foods containing forbidden apples, but I don't want to be rude... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8319 I don't know. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8320 My favorite! Lemon meringue ! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8321 I think we should share it with company. Let's sleep on it 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8322 Is that a crab apple pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8323 I know an airtight restaurant we could try. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8324 Your Holly Bake oven does wonders. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8325 I take it everything's in apple pie order. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8326 But 'pre-heat' just sounded so wrong, honey. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8327 Damn, I lost my pussy cap. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8328 Happy Valentine! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8329 Baked? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8330 Apple pie again? I hope you found some sweeter fruit this time. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8331 Mmm is it an apple pie? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8332 I'm eating Paleo, but it is my cheat day! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8333 Oh no, I wanted it caramelized, not baked. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8334 It smells wonderful! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8335 Don't tell me, you've been watching the food network. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8336 The Lord said to not eat gluten. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8337 Sure, the post-harvest, value-add changes everything. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8338 Tastes a little artificial... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8339 And then who told you he'd really love a gluten free vegan crust? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8340 After much consternation, can you please take this one back and give me a cherry pie instead? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8341 Have you got a 2017 Budweiser to wash that down with? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8342 Gluten-free, eh? Well, in that case... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8343 I'm trying to cut down on sweets but I guess just a small piece won't hurt. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8344 it's poisonous! I can smell the gluten. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8345 Is it wise to have another apple pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8346 I seem to remember smelling something we weren't supposed to do. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8347 I'm guessing meat pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8348 And it only took you barely an hour to bake it? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8349 You know I'm gluten free, right? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8350 You know I hate apple. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8351 I'm not eating simple carbohydrates 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8352 Ah, thanks for the apple pie but there's something I'd like to try. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8353 Let's just hope God made the 7th day as Cheat Day. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8354 I'm lousy with knowledge already with Google. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8355 Did you actually cook that apple pie or is this another one of your gotcha moves? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8356 Did your mother teach you to make that? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8357 Pie or Paradise? Can't have both. Pie-radise is not an option. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8358 I'm Jewish - but I know there's something in the Christian Bible about Apple pie. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8359 Who's sending all these food everyday? Can we please eat that fruit? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8360 Wrong. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8361 Eve tells Adam: Cake is Before You, Snake is Behind ! Take Crunch Thick, Break Branch Quick ; Appease Hunger, Avoid Danger ! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8362 Here's a pie, Adam. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8363 Gluten free or not gluten free...either way I am screwed! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8364 He didn't mention the frozen desserts aisle. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8365 Dear, could you make sure that it's made of organic food ? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8366 Oh Sweetie, I asked for frozen, not fresh. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8367 But mom said ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8368 I don't know if it's worth the extra carbs. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8369 Is this hot mush supposed to take my mind off of the apples, sweetie pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8370 Looks like a slice of misery dear. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8371 I dreamt I was an animal and a chocolate chip cookie was calling me, but, Eve, I was deceived---it's a pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8372 Ummm.....pretty sure it still counts as a problem even if it's professionally prepared.... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8373 Eat this." "Fuck you, I'm busy. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8374 Bribery with baked goods! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8375 God just tweeted that that our visa to stay will be revoked if we eat that pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8376 Eve! Were those extra carbs absolutely necessary?! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8377 My nutritionist suggests avoiding gluten at all costs. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8378 Mom, two out of three is pretty good. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8379 And you promise it will keep us safe? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8380 Marie Callendar - I swear I've broken up with that person. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8381 Nice! But I ordered the 'Asian Vegetarian' food option! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8382 father didn't say anything about cake, right? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8383 Blueberry BUSH of knowledge of good and evil pie? A bush DNA is not a tree DNA, right? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8384 God will give me the stink eye, if I eat this forbidden fruit pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8385 I hope that's gluten free or we'll be stuck in this dump forever. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8386 Incited by what has been falsely reported by so called biblical authorities to have been a serpent, but was really a mongoose, Eve tempts Adam with cherry pie locally sourced from the Garden of Eden's Cherry Tree of Alternative Knowledge. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8387 That's nice but I thought I asked for blue sky not apple pie 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8388 Hissy said "P'SHooT D' PaSHTiDa." That means "easy as pie" in Aramaic. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8389 You know I don't like peaches. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8390 Haven't you seen American Pie? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8391 You've really persisted with the pie thing huh? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8392 I prefer my Apples in a lattice-work pie crust! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8393 I don't know, Eve. Has You-know-who approved apple pie for consumption yet? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8394 I want an apple, not an apple pie 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8395 Let's wash this down with lemonade. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8396 Will it change anything if I told you I'm allergic to apples? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8397 "Adam, would you like a piece of this pie? Its Apple!" -Eve 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8398 Not quite . . . 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8399 It said cover and simmer for five minutes. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8400 OMG! The lure of the flesh! Are you sure this is vegan? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8401 Sure, so long as this is mock apple pie—because you know I’m fructose intolerant. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8402 Instead of making another peach pie I decided to do something new. I used apples for this one. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8403 I hope it is Cherry since I am allergic to apples 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8404 Not exactly low carb, you naughty girl. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8405 Uh? It's smokin'. Samsung, not Apple! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8406 Never listening to you flaming liberals again. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8407 You sure? It's sinfully delicious! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8408 I thought the sun baked snake pie was scheduled for episode 7? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8409 I thought we agreed NOT to cook meth in the kitchen. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8410 You should have waited to roll it out! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8411 There's no contest. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8412 But God commanded us not to eat gluten! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8413 Some apples for my teacher 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8414 how long have you been cooking, honey? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8415 Now do you believe me? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8416 Don't suppose it's too much to ask for...what they're going to call in about 5000 years...'a la mode?' 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8417 I don't trust pythons bearing pies. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8418 I thought you said this was a raw foodist nudist beach? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8419 Waistline Lost 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8420 Want some devil's cream pie? I just baked it "downstairs" 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8421 Well, I have been rather constipated. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8422 I would fall to shame for a taste of your pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8423 An eye for a pie 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8424 You and the Shepherd have been hanging out a lot. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8425 Aw, geez, honey...On top of everything, you used GLUTEN?! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8426 God said it's just like pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8427 He's hoping you put a couple of mice in there. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8428 temptation is key to get what you want 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8429 tempting, but I'm going for the pink Cadillac 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8430 Pull my finger. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8431 Keep your heart Close to nature everyday, leave the real world every so often and climb mountain's sleep in the woods. Wash your spirit clean, If you can't feed a hundred people, then just try and feed just one. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8432 Thank you so much! I've gotten sick of eating only fruits for ages! We might have cooked snake tonight for a side meal. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8433 We can't eat that, it has apples in it. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8434 Bakers are going to have a lot to answer for. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8435 Is it gluten free,Eve? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8436 Wow, and it was your Mother's favorite recipe! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8437 No thanks, Eve – your fruit concoctions are hard as hell to swallow. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8438 I C U 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8439 Sorry, I am on a diet 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8440 Unless the crust is gluten-free, I'll pass. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8441 Dressing like a woman since B.C.E. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8442 I'm not against it in principle, but have you thought about how we're going to pay for college? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8443 I thought the magazine said no baked goods. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8444 Foodgasm 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8445 Is that true apple pie or did you use Spicer Apples. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8446 Wait, so we won't know if it's apple until we look inside, but we won't be able to see inside if it isn't apple? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8447 We're done for. Fire is an HOA violation. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8448 It's 100% fat-free! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8449 Could I have mine 'a la mode' please? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8450 Is it made from Red Delicious or Pink Lady, like you? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8451 The is only the snack to build the wall. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8452 I'm fairly certain he said that thou shall not have carbs. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8453 So it’s good because it’s ‘American’? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8454 Is that twenty-two sevenths? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8455 For the last time Eve, apples, not apple pie! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8456 Is that the pie of the knowledge of good and evil? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8457 CAIN you get some ice cream, if you're ABEL. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8458 The serpent has a new line of desserts that's to do for. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8459 But, honey, I said lemon meringue. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8460 Eve some pie dear! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8461 But you KNOW I'm allergic to gluten! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8462 Hope it's not apple pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8463 Thanks, Eve. My favorite, figgy pie! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8464 But is putting cheese on it REALLY an original sin? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8465 You say you saw this on the cooking channel? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8466 Gluten free blueberry you say , maybe He will let us stay. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8467 It's just that it doesn't taste quite the same when the flavor is baked right out of it. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8468 You're POSITIVE there isn't any gluten in this? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8469 More like Original Sin-sation! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8470 Sorry - I'm on the raw food diet 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8471 I know we only have a 3.14159265359% chance of survival out here, but I made us a pie to help us out. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8472 Mmm...irresistible! Straight from the oven! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8473 Tastes like chicken! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8474 The bible says 'Let there be apple pie. And so there was.' But there was no pie knife. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8475 Put your hat back on... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8476 Let me guess.... is an apple pie good or evil? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8477 I think humanity is safe because I'm pretty sure that's not gluten-free. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8478 I told you I was on a low carb diet. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8479 The apple is the alternative fact to the pie. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8480 Fork first, then spoon? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8481 ......and I know how to bake the world's best apple pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8482 Just because the apple is in a pie, doesn't mean I can eat it...I'm gluten intolerant. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8483 But it's not even March 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8484 Eve! Who dubbed you Mrs. Smith? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8485 is this made out of the forbidden fruit 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8486 Apple organic? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8487 One of the most fascinating behaviors of the white weird twitter bernie crowd is how they can't stop hitting on twitter girls 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8488 Rhubarb pie is not what I had in mind. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8489 Wow, smells great and is really tempting but I'm trying to watch my weight. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8490 So you called me home from work because you baked me a sex toy? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8491 Is this Paleo Diet friendly? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8492 Eat your humble pie Rick! You said that we weren't gonna wake up stranded on a deserted island but we did. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8493 And the snake is gonna bake bake bake bake bake. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8494 It's OK, it's just a nice warm fruit pie. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8495 I see Julia is no longer playing the harp. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8496 "Give me one guess ... Apple?" John Curliano, Alameda, CA 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8497 Wow Eve -- You're really cookin' hot! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8498 An alternative fact! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8499 That's p? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8500 Is that apple pie? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8501 Birth of the type A personality 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8502 Only in America! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8503 Yeah, but only if it's from Upstairs... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8504 GOD commanded me to bake this chicken pot pie and then, with his blessing, give 'the Bird' to the snake, Satan. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8505 The crust is gluten-free. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8506 Watch out Adam..the future of all men lies in the choice you make! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8507 your snake and that snake made me do it 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8508 Can you package that? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8509 I just don't think it's paleo, though. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8510 Aren’t you missing the march? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8511 I guess gluten really is the devil. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8512 I get the butter, eggs, apple and flour stuff. But what's this recipe thing? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8513 You can have your apple pie and eat it, too. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8514 But what's your crust recipe? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8515 Oh no, I gave up carbs last week! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8516 It would be a sin not to eat paleo. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8517 I'd love some, but you know I can't eat wheat! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8518 You're the apple of my eye babe, but you know gluten gives me gas. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8519 Whoa. I guess this garden *is* desserted. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8520 Wow... you baked for me on Valentine's Day.! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8521 French silk? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8522 But, where's the ice cream? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8523 It's a bit secular, but I see it was a catalyst. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8524 No thanks, it's still forbidden. I also don't judge a book by its cover. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8525 So I coulda been making hot pockets this whole time? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
8526 That's not apple? I've had my fill of apples. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8527 If you don't like this dish either, you can make it yourself next time. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8528 Frailty, pie name is woman 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8529 But, my dear, I am absolutely on a Paleolithic diet! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
8530 It's delicious, home-made humble pie. No cholesterol, no sodium, no guilt. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
8531 Tempting.... is it gluten free? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
8532 The flesh of your own SON is the fruit of the tree of life!? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
8533 It doesn't count if you have sex with the apples 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
8534 Awesome, creativity is not to copy. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8535 OMG, I thought that I requested rhubarb! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8536 I'm vegan. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8537 Don't you think we could have bought it at Whole Foods? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8538 So it's "great, maybe the best pie ever" but you won't give me any context, like what's in it? Yeah, OK, I can swallow that. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8539 Eve, I KNOW you would not have made that pie with fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. That evil Serpent in the tree is a liar, however, it look yummy! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8540 Thanks, will eat the humble pie 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8541 I can still smell cinnamon, hun! You know I'm allergic to it. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8542 Eve! How many times have I told you, I just don't like apples. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8543 Yeah... I don't do gluten. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8544 That's p? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8545 Is it GMO free and fall safe? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8546 Does it contain sesame ? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8547 "Whoa, sorry Slithers this one cooks too' 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8548 Big mistake-- Boston Cream for Pats guy. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8549 bake it, tie it up, wrap it up in nice ribbons: it is what it is 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8550 Is "forbidden pie" kind of like Homer's "forbidden donut"? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8551 This will bring your friend down, no not hard, to that great new God's negotiating table. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8552 I wish I had an adverb to accentuate "delicious" 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8553 What, no vanilla ice cream on top? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8554 Lovely gift for God, but ultimately we're just illegal immigrants and will be deported 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8555 Now, am I the "hot apple" of your eyes? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8556 Thanks, but I'm on a gluten-free diet. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8557 I told Eve to use the store bought crust. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8558 Are you feedin' Eden's Adam? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8559 What do they call it? A microwave? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8560 Ok, first I eat it and then I what to it? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8561 I believe it was jugged hare and pastry... not hair. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8562 you should call it,"Disgrace pie,burned in sun." 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8563 But, which one told you to put the peanuts in it? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8564 I did an apple crostata with caramel sauce! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8565 I brought you this amazing new fruit to try, but I can't find it... 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8566 You're sure all the ingredients are organic? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8567 My mother will love you for baking my favorite pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8568 Hmmm. Tempting. Sorry, but I am gluten free. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8569 IS THIS ANOTHER APPLE PIE IF IT IS SOMETHING TELLS ME I MIGHT DIE I HOPE IM NOT GOING TO DIE, IF I DO THIS IS GOOD BYE 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8570 Does it have any trans fats? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8571 The snake said the actual temptation was: to see how many decimal points you can calculate 'pi' to without stopping. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8572 I don't know - is it gluten free? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8573 Sweetie, you know I'm gluten free! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8574 How do you know for sure the crust is really gluten free? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8575 Okay I'll bite, but can I take the rest in a doggie bag? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8576 Oh no. I hate rhubarb. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8577 Quick, we're going to have to come up with some other story about what we did with the apples, or He's going to want some too. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8578 It doesn't look like plum pie, it doesn't smell like plum pie and it doesn't quack like plum pie 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8579 I'd love a slice but ice cream will not be invented for another 1600 years! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8580 Got any leftover apples? I'm doing the Whole30 diet, so pie is a definite no-no. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8581 The presence of cinnamon won't disguise what you've done. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8582 Didn't I tell you I was gluten-free? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8583 Darn it, I'm allergic to gluten, but that smells good. What's inside? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8584 You promised me Figgy Pudding!! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8585 Eve, what is this you have done?" "The serpent gave me this great Paleo recipe for fruit pie, and it's gluten-free! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8586 Crunch the Cake and Fully Enjoy Before Branch Snake Kills your Joy !! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8587 I can't believe you made that pie with just that one apple you picked?" Where's the cheese? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8588 Smells good, but I'll bet it's evil on the midsection. I didn't even know you knew how to cook. What's in it? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8589 It is not a cherry pie 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8590 Microwaved again? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8591 Not to worry Adam, it's an apple pie 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8592 What a pippin you are. 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8593 Your grandmother's recipe, strawberry rhubarb? Will that make the no sex best-seller of all time? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8594 I was thinking about PI not pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8595 No thanks, Eve. I live a gluten-free life. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8596 Does the Garden provide a gluten free option? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8597 Is it mostly blueberry? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8598 Apple spy. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8599 You baked of the bag of forbidden gluten! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8600 Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8601 Eve, Eve, Eve... You should know the Empires make a lousy pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8602 Perhaps too mundane? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8603 Want some apple pie? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8604 You're Sure we won't get 'Chopped?' 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8605 Uh. . . I dunno. Is it gluten-free? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8606 I don't suppose you know where I can find a kitchen windowsill? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8607 Go ahead. Take a bite. It's gluten-free. 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8608 We are out of here even if you baked Him a Adam's Apple Eve's Pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8609 Omg girl, I can't believe you forgot the butter! Oh right, we're vegan. Never mind! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8610 That's just taking the piss. 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8611 Oh! You mean the actual cream pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8612 What? You want me to slide my snake into something warm and comfortable? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8613 That's not gluten free! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8614 It's okay, Baby, no apples in here..... 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8615 Honey, I thought we went over this: I'm gluten free now! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8616 Yes, but is it low in FODMAPs? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8617 I think it moveth. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8618 Eden, how did you make that pie? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8619 Eve gives Adam a pie. It's "Disguise pie, Sinfully delicious" 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8620 It looks tempting but are you sure it's non-GMO? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8621 "What is dis?!" (woman) " It smell good!" (man) " Fruity!" (man) Chucks it to the wild animals. "What you doing!" (man) "It look suspicious..." (woman) " NOO" (man) 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8622 Is it the Devil's recipe---GMO apples, trans fat, high fructose corn syrup, and sinnamon? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8623 Gosh, that'll stain. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8624 I'm pretty sure He didn't say, "... and take your damn apple with you!" 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8625 Thanks sweetheart, but I prefer my apples raw. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8626 I was created gluten free 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8627 Honey, I know I left the toilet seat up, but seriously? This again? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8628 When you prepare my favorites it feels like we have a real marriage going! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8629 Did you really use a low-carb recipe? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8630 Hope you've got some ice cream to go with that. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8631 Will you be my apple pie piper? I will follow you anywhere if you ditch the snake. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8632 I certainly didn't order that very, very delicious looking apple pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8633 Hot off the dress 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8634 So tell me again -- you say, organic and gluten-free??? What? 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8635 Wow!!! It smells like you put the apple over fire. Is it wrapped in something I eat? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8636 thats the forbidden pie…no I can't have gluten 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8637 Sorry Eve, Marie Callender was just here. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8638 As long as it's gluten-free it's OK, right? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8639 It's your last meal, you two-timing louse. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8640 I hope that's not another peach pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8641 love to, but I'm gluten free! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8642 Just like Mom used to make... 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8643 Are you sure you couldn't find any blackcurrants? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8644 Free-range pie or Sarah Lee? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8645 Fancy an apple pie as your first meal here? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8646 I'm very tempted. But I' gluten-free. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8647 So much for the apple...How about an apple pie? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8648 Is it sufficiently gluten free? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8649 Ah, Evie, the apples, a pie! Yeah, cookin' lasts; kissin' don't. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8650 I don't know - are you sure it's gluten-free AND apple-free? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8651 You say it's good, but how do I know you didn't try to slip in some non-organic ingredients? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8652 Yeah...it might be apple. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8653 Today she's baking. Tomorrow she'll be doing laundry. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8654 Since you enjoy looking at Jessica's facebook page, this will be the only piece of pie you'll be getting from me. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8655 Um, is there gluten in the crust? Also, was the butter from organically fed cows, with no GMO or antibiotics, and locally sourced feed? Maybe I should just have an apple...Does the bar code ink have mercury in it? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8656 I am allergic to apples. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8657 "Wait...let me guess before I taste it...3.14? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8658 Does this mean we will have twins? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8659 Hot apple pie! Are we having company AGAIN tonight? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8660 Umm, did I mention I was vegan and gluten free? 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
8661 So great the apples were vetted. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8662 Well, is isn't a fruit. Really makes you think... 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8663 So what do I get if I eat it all? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8664 Yo can't deal w dessert bc you roofied the shit outta me in the main course gurl where are my pants oh shit I just keep hearing this hissing sound 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8665 But... cornbread are squared? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8666 I really wasn't paying attention, but i'm sure he said something about pies or apple Sauce? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8667 When finally leaving did you give your Mum a piece of the deadly aspic pie? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8668 You shouldn't have gone to such trouble. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8669 Unless it's gluten-free it's forbidden 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8670 Are you sure you used Mother's Willendorf apples? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8671 His omniscience already knows this is an apple pie. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8672 Oh wow, it's tempting. But I'm trying not to do gluten. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8673 Is it apple pie 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
8674 Unless that's an Iphone pie, I'm going to have to pass 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
8675 I stole this from a Lebanese restaurant in Chevy Chase. Have a piece, it's delicious. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8676 I don't care if they are baked in, Eve. I won't swallow any more of your fake apples. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8677 When too late, Adam and Eve saw the folly of eating prohibited pie. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8678 Alt Eden? I'm lost! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8679 Man, I should have joined Farmer's Only months ago. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8680 Is it organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, forbidden? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8681 I know you like apple pie 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8682 Well yes, I am very happy to see the pie. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8683 Wait, was itan apple or pumpkin pie we're not supposed to eat? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8684 Eve, that's lovely of you, but I said Maple Leaf, not Apple Pie. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8685 looks sinfully good. Are you sure its boysenberry? 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
8686 It smells delicious but I think calling it 'Baked Irony Pie' sounds too desperate. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8687 So that's why He was hoarding them apples 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
8688 Looks irresistible Darlene but babe, you know how hard I'm trying to stay away from gluten. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8689 No thanks, I'm not really in the mood... Try giving it to Donald? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8690 Tree of knowledge, got it- but is the crust gluten-free? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8691 Ever seen American Pie? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8692 Eating pie under the Tree of knowledge. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8693 How'd you get the chicken in there? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8694 I'D LOVE SOME BUT I JUST GAVE UP CARBS. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8695 Is this an artisan pie? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8696 Don't you try and throw that 'pie'...'us' stuff at ME! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
8697 I'll make the lemonade. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8698 I'll get the ice cream. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8699 Honey, don't be pissed but I can't face your forbidden fruit pie after those ribs. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8700 Seriously, Eve, you know if you want to tempt me, it has to be gluten-free. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8701 The thing is, you see, I'm a purist... 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8702 I'm allergic to gluten. This changes everything. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8703 Here's your gluten-free pie from whole foods 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8704 Apple Pie! Oh God the world is getting so complicated I just don't know what to do! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8705 Will you have some apple pie? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8706 Flaky homemade crust? Cherry? A la mode perhaps? Yes! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8707 Eve, do you really think eating a piece of that pie will actually add to my knowledge of good and evil apart from what I've already learned from you? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8708 I ain't going for that. I'm holding out for the pink Cadillac." 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8709 Eve, that's my favorite dessert apple pie! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8710 I feel like I misread something. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8711 I don't think this constitutes a blind trust. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8712 Oh my pin? That's Pepe, he's kind of become a symbol for 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8713 Glutens may not be healthy, but the forbidden fruit is now safe. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8714 Serve me while it's hot! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8715 Actually, I was thinking of some jellyroll. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8716 Yum poison apple pie. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8717 As long as that's not apple pie... 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8718 Woman, I loves me some forbidden fruit pie! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8719 Thats not the apple i asked for? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8720 Boy: "Don't sweat it Girl; God has granted us a temporary on these pies". Snake: "See you in court". 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8721 I swear I didn't use gluten! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8722 But why do you call it 'American Pie'? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8723 No, thanks. I'm doing raw paleo. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8724 Which ones were the Ritz? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8725 You're favorite...blueberry, with a little apple to wash it down. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8726 Um...uh.. Did you use organic apples? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8727 Our first hygge? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8728 I told you, it's fine. I'm going to SoulCycle in the morning. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8729 How many times to I have to remind you, I'm trying to lose weight. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8730 In modern times, sin pie has chocolate as its main ingredient; but the original sin pie was made from apple. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8731 Lilith, you leave me for eons and now you come back to offer me a what? I’m telling. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8732 What did you use for shortening? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8733 Do you think an ipie counts? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8734 Oh I'm sorry Eve, but I'm allergic to apples. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8735 Sorry, Eve, I'm gluten free. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8736 Is this the truth? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8737 I already told you, I'm allergic to apples! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8738 Modern convenience. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8739 You continue to amaze me with what you come up with to satisfy my hungry appetite. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8740 I don't care how good you say it is, Marie, I don't like apples. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8741 First the Garden, now the Jungle? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8742 The snake said that it's better than what mother makes! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8743 I think we're going to get "Chopped!" 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8744 Thanks but no thanks. I don't want the apples to repeat on me. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8745 I'll pass - I'm on low GI. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8746 Smells like a appleing pie. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8747 I suppose it's OK, since the bad stuff in the apple evaporates while baking the pie. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8748 Damn, Eve, I forgot the whipped cream! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8749 Apple PIE for dinner? It's only 3.14! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8750 If that is a cherry pie do I have an understudy Eve. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8751 But I like apple! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8752 ...and you're SURE cherries taste like apples when baked? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8753 oh, Eve, you shouldn't have made me the apple pie. No problem, Adam, it was my pleasure. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8754 Not snake-pie again! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8755 I'm actually not hungry, but do you know where Steve is? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8756 Someday people will wear leisure suits if we eat gluten. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8757 p, not pie! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8758 Nope. No, I don't know Tom Brady. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8759 Eve Offers Adam sweet and asks him to eat fast, lest snake bite him and snatch it away ! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8760 Temptation complexed? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
8761 You know I'm trying to stay gluten free, right? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8762 Honey, did you bake knowledge and shame pie for the president again? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8763 Apple pie in the Jungle of Eden? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8764 Serpent. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8765 Sorry, I thought it was you. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8766 Did you say vanilla ice cream too? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8767 Déjà fruit 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8768 Apple pie still counts! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8769 I think I forgot to mention that I'm lactose intolerant and eat only gluten-free products. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8770 Masde with checken? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8771 ...but it's patriotic 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8772 I'll take a bite only if it's non-gluten. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
8773 I love you, Adam. But you're one slice of curious pie in this life I've got to live. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8774 The snake says he’s longer than my dick? Give me that pie I’ll eat it I’m so mad. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8775 Dammit Bliss, I asked for pizza not apple. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8776 You deliberately violated MY injunction against using cinnamon in your apple pies. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8777 I don't think apple pie is a food! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8778 Nice but I am more of a cake guy. Can I have mine with ice cream? Gluten free? Fresh Gluten free? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8779 Well, my Mom (whatever that is) will prefer a lattice top crust. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8780 No way!" "I heard all about the apple incident. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8781 It's polonium-free Honeybun. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8782 Tempting, but I'm still full from lunch. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8783 I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8784 I'm for sure going to eat it but the normativity is really upsetting me. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8785 did you take a bite yet you don't have to do this, you know. If you want to go shopping, just say so. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8786 Eat some pie are square to keep us in Paradise forever. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8787 So, is that from our new Wolfe six burner with skillet and convection oven, sweaty. Did you put the red or stainless knobs on the appliance? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8788 But it was just a butterfly?!? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8789 I am allergic to apples. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8790 I'm Miss World Somebody kill me Kill me pills No one cares, my friend 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8791 I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8792 Oh my god! You are contributing to icebergs meltdown. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8793 It was this or the patch. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8794 Don't worry. It's totally safe. This apple pie is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8795 "Wow, an over-the-top romantic gesture right from the get-go", said Adam. Thinking to himself - I have to take it down a notch. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8796 honey I do love your cooking, I just think we shouldn't eat that apple pie. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8797 I guess next you'll want me to choose between the chicken and the egg! chicken or 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8798 Wise guy pie? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8799 Gosh, that smells so tempting, but I can't-- forgot to mention I'm gluten intolerant. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8800 Does the rhubarb make it ok? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8801 Let me put some Crème on that!!! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8802 Not another serpent pie? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8803 Spring break without drones ? No way. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8804 I always knew you were three steps ahead of me, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8805 Wait..so you're saying I can have a red slice of the Pie of Knowledge while he gets a green slice? How's that fair? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8806 A blueberry pie! Smells delicious but could I have apple instead? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8807 I wish I could say I'm gluten free. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8808 Trump Liberty 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8809 Water you doing. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8810 I saw it in a movie once, but that one looks a bit too warm. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8811 In the garden of anachronisms Adam suggests Googling what happens if he takes a bite. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8812 I thought today was the 13th 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8813 Eve, I hope that's not apple pie! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8814 Should we have a crack at it? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8815 Why do you always show me a pie when I say I think I need a haircut? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8816 I think I see hair in that pie. I don't know if I should eat it. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8817 I guess this means I'll have to invent a "pie shelter" for what we could call "leftovers"? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8818 No, not apple pie. Something new, Rear Entry Pie 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8819 I've never eaten that before, It smells like anchovies. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8820 Well, you see I am doing this Whole 30 Program thing... 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8821 Are you certain that the UberEATS card said "From a secret admirer"? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8822 What do you mean, it came with a free offer of two fig leaves?" An alternative: "What do you mean, the snake said it came with a free offer of a two fig leaves?" Alternative: "Are you sure the apples are organic? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8823 Why doesn't that smell like snake? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8824 Want some apple pie? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8825 It just realized that you are a terrible cook. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8826 How could I ever resist her apple pie? If I did she would throw me to the snakes. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8827 Is it March 14th already? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8828 I hope you used a tastier filling this time than rutabaga. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8829 My superego voted for Trump 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8830 Did you find the pencils though? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8831 Eve: "Happy Valentines Day!" Adam: "Another Vegan Pie?' Eve: "Yes, it's your favorite -It's Blueberry Pie." Adam: "Alright snake, give me that apple." 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8832 Apple Pie- it was your mother's favorite.... 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8833 It's either apple pie or Hell's kitchen. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8834 Did you microwave this apple pie for me? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8835 Fortunately you did not bake an apple pie! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8836 Why would you say the fruit from the Tree Of Life was bad for my cholesterol LDL count? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8837 Who are you? Eve. Where is Steve? He is gone to get the apple, I got the pie. Maybe this might convert you! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8838 Let's say we snake out the apples through the venting. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8839 "Here's a pie," Eve said, as she slowly turned away. "Here am I," Adam said, as he slowly reached down. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8840 Oh, he... it's smell brings me Don,t full me again 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8841 Gluten pie, why not? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8842 Care for some pi? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8843 "Gee, I'm allergic to apples". 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8844 Come and take it. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8845 It smells great, but I just don't find the gluten-free crust very tempting. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8846 Only if the apples are from New Only if the apples are from upstate New York. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8847 So, you're telling me this isn't an American pie? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8848 I'm GF. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8849 I asked for a "torta" not a "tarta". 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8850 It's a parable pie! I already had a taste. It's not bad . . . 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8851 The First of the Kardashian's 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8852 I'm sure the sin would be not using GF flour! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8853 Adam: "Is that gluten free?" 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8854 Where did you get the name Pie In The Sky Bye And Bye? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8855 oh my god karen you cant just ask people why theyre white 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8856 I call all my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, everyone knows it 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8857 Who are you getting your advice from? I told you I am glutin sensitive. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8858 Let's just not let this turn into a cheat existence. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8859 I'm sorry I missed your birthday, but yos wouldn't believe which body part He needed to bake it. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
8860 I don't know, do you think devil's food cake a bit obvious use for the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0